The Coconino sun., 1920-06-25


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 At Omaha a man was arrested and fined for biting the Adams apple of his la6y partner while they dancing the shimmy. But who knows whether the judge was right in affixing this punishment No Marquise of Queens berry has written any rules for the shimmy. The clinch is not barred and why may there not be hitting and bit ing in the clinches? They allow this in the ring in Gary; why not in the shimmy at Omaha? The shimmy is an informal affair, anyhow, and each dancer might as we'll be permitted to make his or her own rules. If the lady needs biting or looks worth it., why not let the gent" go to it? It is the unwritten law that no gentleman will bite lady, but plain "gent" might get away with it, and the shim- my is not a function for gentlemen, anyhow. According to Petronius the q shimmy was designed largely as an entanglement for jazz babies and as such was void of rule or barrier. The only stipulation was that the doll should wear at least two fig leaves going and coming.--LoS Angeles Times.
 For Sale - Registered Shorthorn Ford, used five months, fine individual. Touring Bull, A No. condition, cleo trically equipped.-Bingstown, Ind, Banner.
 Alderman Johnson came to city council meeting Tuesday evening without his false teeth. He has all the ear-marks of a comic actor in the movies with his chin making love to the end of his nose and some of his fellow-councilmen suggested that he enter the movies. Mir. Johnson says that the things didn't fit and he got tired picking them out of an oil pan every time he sneezed while working around autos at the Craddock Garage, so he is having new set constructed. -Hillyard (Wash.) News.
 George D. Hastings, wealthy farmer, of Laurel, Del, purchased flivver three years ago. The next week his barns and garage burned. The fivver was destroyed. He purchased another. It kicked him, breaking his right arm. Three months later it again kicked while he was cranking it,sagain breaking his right arm. Now he says he will swap the thing for "yaller dog can shoot as soon as this arm gets out of the sling"
 Consider the editor He weareth purple and fine linen. His abode is amongst the mansions of the rich.
 To! All the people breaketh their necks to hand him money. A child is born unto the wife of a merchant in the bazar The physician getteth 10 golden plunks. The editor writeth a stick and half and teleth the public that the child tippeth the scale at nine pounds. Yes, he lieth as centurion. And the proud father giveth him a cremo.
 Behold the young one groweth up and graduateth. And the editor put teth into his paper swell notice. Yea, peach of notice. He telleth of the wisdom of the young woman and her exceeding comeliness. Likeunto the roses of Sharon is she and her gown is played up to beat the band And the dressmaker getteth two score and four iron men. And the editor gets note of thanks from the s. G. G.
 The daughter goeth on journey. And the editor throweth himself on the story of the farewell party. It runneth a column solid and the fair one remembereth him from afar with picture postal card that costeth six for jitney.
 Behold, she retuneth and the youth of the city fall down and worship. She picketh one and To she picked a lemon. But the editor calleth him one of our most promising young men and get teth away with it. And they send him a bid to the wedding feast, and be- hold the bids are fashioned by Mont gomery Hawbuck, in far city.
 Flowery and long is the wedding