davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30
JUST FOLKS
Copyright, 1920. by Edgar A. Guest.
SlTTIN' ON THE PORCH.

sittin an the porch at night when all the tasks
done,
Just restin' there an talkin, with my easy slip
~ pers
An my shirt band thrown wide open an my feet
upon the rail, %.
oh. it's then I'm at my richest. with wealth
that cannot fail
For the scent OF early roses seems to flood the
evening air,
An throne of downright gladness is my wicker
rocking chair.
The dogs asleep beside me. an the children
rompin' round ..n .
With their shrieks of merry laughter oh there
is gladder sound
To the o. weary mortaLs, spite of all the
scoffers say.
Or q grander bit of music than the children at
their play!
An l tell myself times over. when I'm sttin'
there at night,
That the world in whic. I'm Twin is a place o.
real delight.
Then the moon begins its climbin' an the stars
shine overhead.
An the mother calls the children an she takes
'em up to bed.
An smoke my pipe in silence an think o.
many things
An balance up my riches with the lonesomeness
o kings
An come to this conclusion an I'll wager that
I'm right
That I'm happier than they are sittin' on my
I porch at night s.-I FAN .rt
.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30
NO, THANKS.

Governor Larrazolo must have inspired the follow
ing We know of connected with the santa
Fe New Mexican with sufficient political acumen to
have thought of it, It's purpose is perfectly appar-
ent-an attempt to supply motive other than the
one given by the Journal for its attitude on the
question of the removal of the Regents of the Agri-
cultural college:
A well-defned rumor made its appear
ance in Santa Fe today to the effect that
j Carl Magee, the new owner of the Albu-
querque Morning Journal has in view a
candidacy for the republican nomination for
governor of New Mexico. Nh. Magee has
visited various parts of the state recently
and made speec' number OF occa-
sions which have caused most favorable
impression. The hat of editor in the
Republican ring this fan would add unique
! interest to the political situation. Mr.
Magee has the reputation of being a "live
one in politics
We are awfully obliged for the compliment but the
mess so smart man as the present Governor has
made of the office doesn't inspire ambition in our
frail mind to attempt to succeed him. We are not
yet ready be laid away in this grave Of political
regulations. .. ..
Having recently had passage or two at arms
with our friend the Hon. Tom Hughes, we take oc-
casion to get tn him by passing the suggested
honor on to him. We always like to murder our
competitors in perfectly artistic and conventional
manner.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30
COOILDGES CREED.

A day two ago we published the political creed
of Calvin Coolidge. We gave it a front page box in
black type not because Coolidge is at present a
political candidate for office, but because of the
sanely American spirit Of the pronouncement'
That spirit shout belong to Republican and
Democrat alike.
Listen again; do the days work. II 1t be to
protect the weak whoever objects, do it. If 1t be
to help q powerful corporation better to serve the
people, whatever the opposition do that. Expect
TO be called q demagogue but don't be demagogue.
Don't hesitate to be revolutionary as science
Don't hesitate to be reactionary as the multiple
cation table. Don't expect to build up the weak by
pulling down the strong Recognize the immortal
worth and dignity of man." Let the laws proclaim
to the humblest citizen performing the most men'al
task the recognition that all men are peers, the
hurnblest with the most exalted; the recognition
that all work is glorified, Such is the path to
equality before thu Such is the foundation of
liberty under the law
The journal believes in that creed 1t tries to
practice it. reading it, the pulse is quckened in
practicng it the heart is made sore, at times, over
the msin terpretations.
Is capital condemned for its arrogance or selfish
ness in given instance? At once hostility to all
capital is inferred. 1t is the arrogance and unreason-
ableness of abor in given instance condemned?
Bitter denuLciaton enemy of labor follows
Should we not all be for capital when it is right?
1t provides the tools which make the earning of a
wage possible. Should we not be against capital
when it seeks undue advantage? The future safety
of capital itself requires such course
We are all for labor when it is right 1t has lifted
itself by incessant struggle from state approach
ing bondage. But its friends must We take it for
granted that whatever it demands is right? Is the
human nature in labor organizations any different
from human nature in any other class? Given the
power will they not become excessive in their de-
mands just as capital will and does?
All should study the Coolidge creed unit It sinks
deep enough to inspire conduct. The safety of
America depends upon those who not class
minded. Some body of men and women must work
to keep the scales of justice in balance.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30

school fund, thereby curtailing the appropriation
for the year by $4,000. s. 4
We would doubt the authority of the State Treas
urer to do this but it was DONE With this money
in hand there would be no deficit.
The Governor knows that the purchasing power
of the dollar has decreased at least one-half since
the money appropriated
The Governor knows that fifty per cent more stu
dents have been cared for than the legislature an
ticipated when it made the appropriations
The Governor knows that the permanent i'm
provemens made at the school out of current funds
really astonishing
The Governor knows that the board has shown
marvellous business acumen in meeting all these
problems and should be complimented instead of
removed. .,- E ....-.. Be-.
If any part of the above statement is untrue we
wish to know and correct it. The public surely is
entitled to the information. If the Governor can
make a categorical explanation he should do So
Our present feeling is that he cannot,
Then why did the Governor remove the board
The real reason, we suspect, will become apparent
a little later.
Meantime will the Governor answer the ques-
tons asked him the other day?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30

.lfloN IlIS..
The Missouri delegation kicked out Sen
ator Reed with the dispatch of a Missouri
mule.
A thirsty man in West Africa can always
buy jug of rum, paying out one of his
wives in trade. Over here there are wives,
but the opportunities of West Africa are
lacking
James ]. Montague has written of the
day when, Strawberries will be s cents
apiece. We bought q piece of short cake at
a restaurant last night paying rs cents for
same. There We're two Strawberries on it,
times change that swiftly.
. = y .
Banker. one of the Schoole moonshiners
making $25 per GAL whisky at the rate of
so gals. per day. is the man who, we
understand it, officially put "tilr' in still.
o 9 9 .
The life story of Billy the Kid, the Lincoln
desperate, is now sale at s1.00 the copy,
but any E. P. & s, w. train conductor will
tell you a more exciting version for a
friendly cigar.
When Seymour stedman called at
Atlanta to notify him of his nomination as
presidential candidate of the Socialist party,
Debs gave Stedman a kiss. Well, maybe
that was all the nomination was worth.
= o . =
''Lost-A pair Of brown cashmere pants,
between Pleasant street and North WASH
ington on Shelton" It's one of those o.
Henry twist plot ads. Here's the rest: Re
turn Star Cleaners and receive liberal re-
ward"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30
THE HOUSEKEEPER'S HOT
WEATHER TUNCH.

In summer a slice or two of cold
meat, a couple of leaves of lettuce
on an individual plate, and some
kind of fruit dessert serves ad-
mirably as a lunch for the average
housewife, who needs a nourishing
lunch and yet one which will not
be heating. When the iceboX con-
tains no cold meat, a few toma-
toes cut up on lettuce leaves and
served with French dressing
and a small piece Of cheese (the
cheese to furnish the protein ele-
ment) will do equally as well. with
a couple of cookies to round out
the light repast.
TOO often the housekeeper
thinks she can eat "just anything
when she lunches alone, and that
it does not matter much what she
chooses. But it does matter. She
must eat nourishing food to keep
up her strength--it isn't as If she
could lie in a hammock at a sum-
mer resort and eat in an electric
famed hotel dining room! The
housekeeper is hard working
person, and workers must eat. Her
lunch should contain some protein,
some starch, some fat, and food
which provides vitamines-the
mineral salts necessary to health.
Meat, fish, eggs. cheese and milk
nrovide protein. Potatoes, rice
nacaroni bananas, %lgar, and tap
ioca provide the starchy element
of q meal. Butter, cream. gravy,
nuts. the grease in which fried
foods are cooked, and meat fat
furnish the fatty element which is
so necessary And vitamines are
present in fruits and the green
and juicy vegetables. Other foods
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30
No Race Issue,

NO lttlcG lSSut.
Deming Graphic: '"There is no
race question in New Mexico
though the population is about
evenly divided between two races
speaking different tongues. 1t is
not too much to say that the An
glo- Saxon and the native of New
Mexico have set an unique exam
pie to the world. The spanish
American has lived under free IN
stitutions for sixty years and has
no desire whatever left in him 70
league himself with Mexicans stili
lost in ignorance and mystery
through inability to master the
principles of free government. IN
We sion of Mexico for the purpose
of lifting the burden from the peon
Of the unhappy country has the
endorsement OF the liberal and pro-
aressive Spanish American leaders,
who have lost none of their pride
If the race of conquGrors on that
account.
"Alons the border we come into
contact with Mexican Immigrants
are apt to form put Pooi
opinion of our own cltlZehshlp'
especially those of us that come
from the south and west Where
confused contact is made with IN
ferior races. We do not fully ap-
nreciate the great progress and the
sturdy character of a large number
Of our native citizens of whom the
state can be proud. Largely tney
ore hillmen, but are far more IN
telligent and progressive than
many hillmen of parts of our counc
,try inhabited by Anglo-SaXohs Oh
purest blood. ,,..oo,
we speak lightly of pohtlcai
corruption among Spanish-Amerl-
cans of the state, but we Know
that the most corrupt leaders are not
Of that race lin fact it has been dem.
onstrated time and time again that
the average native voter Will Vo.e
''ripbt" when he has the hght 70
euide him. He may have a long
wov To travel in the way of demo.
cratic government, but he is an app
n,,nil and best of all his heart ~
SCI on the attainment of that iree-
Jom which his race has never
known. We cannot do better thais
forepo our usual eXempliflcation VI
assnmed racial superiority and lena
him our aid rather than speaN
sneeringly of his SHORTCOMINGS
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30

see. if they are strong enough?'
asked the bunny.
4:TH Try the hooks my self"
said the Skee. ''If you try them
you may get away If the hooks
will hold me they'll hold moth,
| guess. Look out the way!"
Rudely the Skee brushed Uncle
Wiggily aside, and the bad chap
stepped inside the closet to test
the hooks.
"Ha! Now's my chance! / have
you" cried Uncle Wiggily, slam
ming shut the door, and locking it..
Let me out! Let me out!'
howled the Skee.
mo, sir! Never! I've caught
you and now I'll send for the po-
liceman dog" said the bunny. And
he did and the policeman dog took
the Skee to jail for a week. But
Uncle Wiggily had put up the
moth hooks for Nurse Jane. And
if the chalk doesn't turn pink
when it sees the red ink fountain
pen make the blotter blush, III
tell you next about Uncle Wiggily
and the fireworks.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30
In came the bad old
-Ske icks.

said Nurse Jane, sort of cold and
icebox like.
"All right" said Uncle Wiggily.
So he went on putting extra hang
ing hooks in the closet and pretty
soon he heard a knock on the
door.
Come int" he invited, remem-
bering what Nurse Jane had. told
him. But you can imagine how
surprised the bunny gentleman
was when in came the bad old
SkeeZicks, long and lanky.
81 want souse! ] want souse!"
gurgled the bad chap. What are
you doing?" he asked Uncle Wig
gily. Are you putting up hooks
to hang your Fourth of July stock
ing on?"
1T only hang my stocking up at
Christmas" said Uncle Wiggily,
slowly like and--said. "These are
moth hooks for Nurse Jane.
Please don't take my souse until
finish screwing them in the
closet!"
well, be quick about 1t! I'll
wait here for you'll" the Skee snick-
cred, and he sat down near the
closet. Uncle Wiggily screwed in
the last hook very slowly. He was
thinking of a plan to get away
from the bad creature. az
Finally the last hook was
sDo you mind il ! try them to
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30
IN THE SPRING-TIME

hard winter or the follow
ing spring one feels run
down, tired out, weak and
nervous. Probably you have
suffered from cold or infu-
enza which has left you thin,
weak and pale. This is the
time to put your system l..
order. 1t is the time for
housekeeping.
A good, old-fashioned al
terative an d temperance
tonic is one made of wild
roots and barks without the
use of alcohol, and called
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery, in tablet or IL
quld form. This is natures
tonic which restores the
tone OF the stomach, activity
OF the liver and steadiness
to the nerves, strengthening
the whole system. Send DR..
Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y, 10c
for trial package Tablets.
Oklahoma City, Okla.-"My hus-
band has used DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery for lung trou-
Bile. Three bottles did him lots of
good. 1 can freely recommend DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
to anybody suffering with lung
trouble. There is no doubt 1t Is a
great medicine and will give re-
J. Montana.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30
DOORS.

Most houses have all the doors
they need and no house is omplete
without at leest one. The mane
differences between a door and q
gate is ferst, their opposite loca-
ton, and 2nd, people have mutch
less respeGk for a gate and would
rather kick it than mock on it.
But a gate is more useful than
a door because it does everything
a door can do and besides that it
can be climbed over and awffen is.
One of the most Embarrassing
things You can do in a strange
house is to wawk into closet wen
you thawt you was opening the
door to the hall. One way to
mark on the inside of the door
wen you come in, in case there's a
lot of closets.
The doornob is a small but inn
portant part of a door witch people
never Appreciate till it comes off.
Most people never notice the door
mob unless it is brawt to their at
tention on account of having jam
or sumthing on it Wen they go to
tern it.
Doors are crate Things 10 give
people privacy and would give
them still more if it wasent for
the key holes. ...
one of the most disgusting
things a door can do is to skweek
wen you don't wunt enybody to
notice you going out. o.. t
The easiest way to close door
would be to slam it if sumbody
dident genrelly make you go rite
back and close it rite. The ony
thing that makes a grown up per-
sin madden than banging a door
wen you go out of the room Is not
closing it at all. One of the last
things Children lern is to shut
doors after them, on account OF
they would just as leef have them
open as shut and maybe leefer.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30
THE KEYNOTE SPEECH.

The keynote speech of Temporary Chairman
Homer S. Cummings at San Francisco stamps the
man as much more than politician. He is orator,
advocate and at least, statesman.
His defense of the democratic administration was
strong it could have been made To those Of
unsettled convictions it will make an effective APP
peal. 1t will furnish much of the basis for the
democratic oratory the coming fall.
If the party succeeds well in its platform and
its nominee it did in its keynoter and his keynote
speech it will make wide appeal in the nation for
justification at the hands of the voters.
We will await with interest what the week will
bring forth
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30
"STEP LIVELY"
py Holm g. Fblpy.

bN cothl -. EostNs
If you came here for your health
"Step lively"
II you came here to get wealth,
"Step lively"
If you've lived here all the while,
DO your duty with a smile,
Show it in your gait and style,
"step lively
If you are just passing through,
"Step lively
Better stop day or two,
"Step lively
You will find welcome here,
Find the people full of cheer,
and sincere,
"Step lively
If you walk or drive a car,
"Step lively
No matter where you are,
"Step lively
Let YOUR tongue be always loosed
To give our city q big boost,
sure come home to roost
"Step lively
Albuquerque, strangers laud,
"Step lively
Her progressiveness applaud,
"Step lively
Should we then let others praise
And our civic baners raise,
While we stand back and gaze!
"Step lively
Albuquerque's growing sure,
"Step lively"
Help her future to secure,
"Step lively"
Albuquerque's good, to you,
A Albuquerque, be true to;
Albuquerque's never through,
"Step lively"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30
Bedtime Stories
For Little Ones
(By Howard r.. Garis.)
1920, by Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.
UNCLE WIGGUIY AND THE
HOOKS.
(By Howard r.. Garis.)

All of a sudden one night, as
Uncle Wiggily sat in his hollow
stump bungalow, reading the Cab
bage Leaf Gazette, his evening
paper, Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy,
his muskrat lady housekeeper,
jumped from her chair and clapped
her paws together.
"Ha! Why the sudden outburst
of joy?" asked Uncle Wiggily,
twinkling his pink nose. did you
SEQ some funny joke in the paper %
why, no. What makes you
think SOP" asked Miss Fuzzy
Wuzzy, and once more clapped her
paws together.
you act as if you were at the
movies, and saw something funny
to clap at" said the bunny gentle
man, smiling.
Pm not clappng" replied Nurse
Jan. I'm only trying to catch
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30
HOROSCOPE.
. o o . o . . . . . o Q & .
} Copyright, 1920. by Mcclure
} Newspaper Syndicate.
JUNE 30, 1920.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 30, 1920.
Mars dominates this day in ben
efic aspect, according to astrology'
Under the kindly sway of this
planet all discussions may be more
easily dealt with than at other
times and the sway seems to fore
cast harmony in families as well as
| in public meetings. -.-.
All the influences seem to be
bracing and stimulating, making
for the dominance of the positive
and constructive forces OF the
mind.
There is q planetary rule said to
| be beneficial to soldiers and mill
tary men of every class.
Engineers and men who deal IN
iron or steel should make the most
of this CONFORMATION.
This should be lucky day for
labor providing for workers al
| yantages and benefits that assure
prosperity
Again women appear to be SUD
! ordinate in the great scheme OF
things, since Mars governs with
autocratic power.
| Washington, d. c., comes unoer
planetary conditions that seem 10
forecast great civic Improvements
and changes that add much to tts
advantages as a place of perma-
! nent residence.
: Again many changes in the per-
| sonnet of congress appear to be
nresaged by the stars.
from this date there may be a
sna,l of extremely warm weather
which will be serious in its effect
,nop the aged, and the very young.
The new Moon Of next month
threatens labor disputes and dan
ger of intestinal diseases, Tor the
mminaries in conjunction with We
ms are In semi-square to saturn.
4 Great care in the choice ana
nranaration OF foods is en1oined.
REGENERATION still seems to be
lforeshadowed so strongly that ma
tton-wide enterprises may be
brought into existence.
persons whose birthdate 1t Is
NAV expect a happy year. They
have no cause to worry and should
not seek a cause by engaging in
speculation of any sort. =,
Children born on this day viii
he active and persevering in ma
tnre These subjects of Cancer are
usually extremely talented and
| they make an art of human rela-
tions. they are lucky, in marriage
as well as In other ventures In life
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30
N]3ifffe ssnEi & !
x TaIW Laura A. kirknon EW
A. krkynon

contain combinations of these ele-
ments-and the foods I have men
toned contain other elements, in
some degree, than those which
have attributed to them.
The following menu Is an ex-
ample of what the housekeepegls
lunch should be, and yet is not one
which takes much time to pre-
pare:l
One Egg Sliced on Lettuce, with
Bottled Salad Dressing
Glass of Milk
Apple Sauce Henrietta
Apple Sauce Henrietta.-Peel
apples, core and cut into eighths.
Cover the cores and Feelings with
cold water, add a bit of stick Gin
namon and slices of lemon; stew
for 10 minutes, then strain and
add one-half its own amount of
granulated sugar; boil this for 5
minutes and then put the pared
uncooked apples into it, allowing
to simmer until the apples are
transparent. Now remove the APP
pies to a dessert dish, let the syrup
which is left in the pan cook down
until it is thick, and pour it over
the apples. Cool and chill on Ice
before meal time. ... ..
This Apple Sauce Henrietta may
be made as n dessert for the entire
family for the evening dinner, the
housekeeper taking a little of 1t
at noon for her luncheon dessert,
as well as serving it at night. The
egg should be hard boiled While
the breakfast dishes are being
washed early in the morning
(boiled 20 minutes) and allowed
to cool, then chilled on ice unt,l
noon; this will make the work
seem less than if the housekeeper
has to stop and cook the egg at
the noon hour. ..-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-30
Nurse cane jumped up
md clapped her paws aealr

some moth bugs that are flying
around. If I don't catch them
they'll eat up all my blankets
and your clothes, the moths will
THAT would be too bad" said
the bunny. I'VE shall need clothes
and blankets next winter, though,
as it is nearly the Fourth of July
now. l am not at all cold. But
I'll help you clap the moths. Nurse
Jane. 1t must be fun"
Il would rather you would put
me up some hooks in the Closets"
said the muskrat lady.
Put up hooks" cried Uncle
Wiggily, and his pink nose twin
killed. twice as fast. do you think
the moths will hang themselves
up on the hooks, and play tag with
one another, and let our clothes
and wooden blankets alone?"
'Oh, no, not that" Nurse Jane
said. But If you will put up some
extra hooks for me I'll hang orr
wooden things in the closets. Then
I'll sprinkle some chips and bark
from the cedar tree in the closet,
shut it up, and no moths will dare
come in"
why, not?" asked Uncle Wig
gily, as Nurse Jane jumped up and
clapped her paws again.
well, moths don't like the smell
Of cedar" said the muskrat lady.
$50 l wish you'd put some extra
hooks up for me in the big closet,
Uncle Wiggily, if you please"
81 shall do it in the morning"
the bunny gentleman made an
swer, with a low and polite bow
of his pink twinkling nose.
Then he finished the paper and
went to bed, and, in the morning,
he started to put up some extra
hooks in the moth closet for Nurse
Jane.
"Will you listen for the door
bell and telephone?" called the
muskrat lady up to the bunny UNI
Gle after he had screwed in per-
haps a half a dozen hooks.
whats the matter? Can't the
doorbell and telephone listen for
asked Mr.. Longears.
ooh, don't be silly! l mean will
you answer them while l run over
to Mrs. Wibblewobble's to borrow
some sugar." inquired the muskrat
lady housekeeper.
I'll answer them if they ask
me any questions" spoke the bun
ny, teasing like.
ooh, I'm not going to talk to
you! I'm going out for a while.
If anybody comes let them in!"