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The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22
No Mistake

"Are you a valetudinarian? ''No; I'm an out-and-out prohibition ist."
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22
TriHA lnfArAsfAr

Trifie interested. '"This verse fibre form of poetry" Thinking of trying it?" sI might. Is it patented?"
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22

Neuralgia, Lumbago, Rheumatism. Neuritis and for Pain generally
 Always say Bayer when buy ing Aspirin. Then look for the safety 'Bayer Cross" On the pack age and on the tablets.
 Handy tin boxes of twelve tab let's cost but Q few cants. Drug gists also sell larger packages.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22
Always Optimfst

He-I wear no mans collar She-Well, that saves a laundry bill.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22

Honest, now, doesn't it tickle you to have other men try on your hat and find it too large for them?
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22

A wise man realizes the emptiness of the title when his wife speaks of him as the head of the house.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22

Requirements. He-I dream of you as my idol. She-I don't want idol dreams. want busy actions.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22

Those Girls. Agnes-"But how in the world did you get him to propose?" Madge- "Oh, easily enough. I told him I was only sweet sixteen.''
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22

No man over fifty should marry woman who isn't a good nurse.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22

The best heads the world ever knew were we'll read and the best heads take the best tplaces.-Emerson
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22
Accounted For.

'I wonder why the poet asked his love to drink to him only with her eyes?"
 ''I suppose he saw them brimming over."
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22

Some men are born great and b. come little of their own accord.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22

If a gown becomes a woman she be- comes anxious to show it off.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22
MIoht Have Known if

"How did Blank, the rich architect, become so poor?'
 "He built a house for himself''
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22
DADDYy EVENING
 6 KR IALE;l | EEE @MAY RAHAMAD,1 ! ORS eS:s,o. asosN EA81
WINDS PARTY.

"Well," said MT. Wind, "do you want to come along and join my party?"
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22
Spelled With Three Letters.

Spell dried grass with three letters Also hard water and a live mouse trap with three each. Hay, ice, cat.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22
FROM FORTY-FIvE
 TO SIXTY
A Word of Help to Women of Middle Age From
 Mrs. Raney.

Morse, Okla.-'tWhen I was 45 years old Lydia E. Pinkham' s Vegetable Com
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22
It Seems So,

ET seems 50. She-''Do you think girls that dance are all right?" He-"They must be, for the girls who don't are all left"
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22

"8UcK" TAYLOR, LAsso EXPERT
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-05-22

Few "good-bys" are adequate to the sentiment of the occasion.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1920-01-25
G.. O. p. Playing Game
OF "Bayonets And
Dollars" Cox Says
ITS Commercial Problem" Say Republicans Seeking 3
Half Million Campaign Fund in Ohio.
ey Rus, sImonion, s,aa Correspondent

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q
,aon committee according go Governor James " Cos Of uho eaine
Democratic presidential
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The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1920-01-25

ervo se,eons prompt business rnf7 ~ wv
toI0s uron those WHO ""'N w ~
eeed bic business believes can bc oonef nadif
f,,i,fs and navono be- 80 e'
uon M harmony SETTLING nanf"I NruNa WIN
rto radical capitalist the free u q %. nlAf
iitef ,lsr nm. Republicans
racial prejudice alien erfn f'SNW ' W
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rf. uslns a TO Doe ~ 20 rii'i
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MONEY nal
nr,rars ne corrupt practices ~ ga M'fH M
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The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1920-01-25

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sofNrd win vhat iic ,hass hre hca,N
NDiyhtN matters oi sftc tnat he newer
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rn Doe hafh
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n ioipc. county iD srafs ago. cducat
od ~ tse eumWun schools and at Ncr
mutton Institute sud mtDr graduating
ffNW Princeton. lic ncruu nrictlCnN
law in Canton in 1888 ana was elected
pioHroutiuE attorney there ln 1895
while Wiiam MCKINLEY of Canton. was
heine viUeted republican president
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1920-01-25


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trIbutcd tho G. o. Commercial problem" fund
= d
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attn wi he
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Republican tee q o he 81
lo 70 Governor
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1920-01-25
lianlnN pisoovcred.

Then tne newspapers @ scoNcred that
liaulev was the ohio agent Tor bic gas
unl ol interests and was identified
Win ncariy "a other finance and public
itilIty corporations
hanlcg was 80 vulnerable that the
dcmorratic LEGISLATORS didn't dare 20
vote lor him
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01
EVENTS OF THE DAY

Columbia Hospital board Of mana
gers will give a ball for the benefit
OF the hospital at the New Willard
tonight.
women's City Club will hold a re-
ception and dance from TO o'clock
this afternoon to which members Of
the City Club and guests Of MEM
beers are invited.
kansas City Club will hold open
house from . to o'clock this after
noon for persons from Missouri and
Kansas.
Central Y. NJ. c. A. will hold open
house at IT8 C street northwest
with a reception from ? to O'Clock
this afternoon. Today's program in
cludes a play. His SveetheaTts." by
c. W. O'Connor, at O'Clock and an
entertainment at 80 tonight by Paul
Fleming, magician. and a concert by
the National Quartet Of Washington.
Y. w. c. A. will hold open house
for Washington young women and
serve tea from TO o'clock this
afternoon at 1S3S F street northwest.
Boy Scouts will bold final compe-
tition exercises for semi-annual tro-
phy, in Y. NJ. c. A. gymnasium.
i7S6 G street northwest, tonight.
Dunbar General Civic Center will
hold a New Year reception and
dance tonight.
Lovejoy Community Center will
hold a New Year reception from $50
to $50 o'clock today at Twelfth and
IC streets northwest.
Legion Of Loyal Women will hold
a reception in honor of officers and
members OF the C. A. r. from 3
to o'clock today at the New Eb-
bitt.
Fifty-seventh anniversary celebra-
ton of the emancipation proclama-
ton will be held in John Wesley
Church, Fourteenth and Corcoran
streets northwest, at 7:S0 O'Clock to-
night. Senator Thomas. Sterling and
Archibald II. Grimke will speak.
Association OF Oldest Inhabitants
will hold a New Year celebration
at Union engine house. Nineteenth
and Oh streets northwest, ~ II O'Clock
this morning.
Mrs. Ellen Spencer Aussey Tent
No. /. Daughters OF Veterans, will
hold a reception in Grand Army Hall
from l to Z o'clock this afternoon.
Anthony League will meet at s
o'clock tonight at the home OF Mrs.
N. B. Paul. eoC7 Columbia road north
west.
Government Departments Commu-
nifty Service will give dance at 6
o'clock tonight at slS Tenth street
northwest.
Community Service of Quantico.
Va, will give n dance at the Hostess
House at 8 O'Clock tonight.
Congregations of Nativity and Res
direction chapels will hold a New
Year reception for the Rev. and
Mrs. Enoch NJ. Thompson in Ma
tivity Parish Hall. Fourteenth and
A streets southeast at o'clock to-
night.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01

expressing gratitude. md he realizing
as never before the sensitivcness q
the japanese today 70 the public opin-
ion of the world.
Ere he left 70 come home. Toxic
spoke on the issues he had debated
Many Of the reforms he had urged IN
the national colonial policy were sc-
cepted- Civilian rule had superseded
military terror, and the plan for ad-
illustrative action In Korea framed
by the new governor general had beer
submitted for criticism 70 the united
missionary body.
II IL facts like these that make
DR.. Patton more hopeful for the ru-i
ture of the Far East. 20 far es Il IA
TO be shaped by Japan He recog-
nizes fully the legitimacy OF much
Of her ambition as an expanding
power and her dire necessity Of
finding markets. sources OF supply
of raw materials, and outlets for her
population. Everything depends up
on her method of executing this
policy. She has a school OF states
men and commercial leaders who
want TO follow the British model
and throw over the German theory
OF imperial expansian- American
sympathy must 90 out 70 the mic
nority that has the IDEAL OF the
open door" policy which John Hay
dehped.
After you have talked with one
Of these American missionary states
men. following one OF their cam
paigns OF investigation that take
months OF time ,and that bring them
in touch with the educators. Journ-
alists. public ofiicials and progress
sive leaders Of public opinion in the
newly aroused lands Of the Orient.
you wish that they could not only
be witnesses before Congressional
committees and special occasional
advisers OF the State Department,
but actually have voting power when
the national foreign policy IL being
framed.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01
IN THE LIMELIGHT
GEORGE PERRY MORRIS.
BY

Col Raymond Robbins appointment
to serve on the advisory committee
on platform Of the Republican party
was predestined 70 stir controversy.
and II has begun. He has been 50
prominent IN exposition to his coun-
trymen of phases Of the Russian situ-
alton. based on his own observation.
that anything he may say or do now
will be viewed from the angle OF his
critics choice OF sides in the con-
troversy over Russia's political and
social transformation
One of the leading missionary
statesman Of the country, Rev. DR..
Charles s. Patton OF the American
board, fresh from thorough study of
conditions, in China Japan and
Korea. was in Washington over Sum
day on business Of state. To hear
him tell privately OF session he had
at Seoul with japanese civilian and
military officials, in which he told
them why Japan was universally and
inevitably hated by the Koreans and
distrusted by the American educators
and missionaries, was as fascinating
a story Of candid speech and cour-
teous reception OF the same as is now
tellable.
His plain talk grew out of The Gus
tomary formal dinner to ''eminent
foreigner" Invited to speak. Dr..
Patton declined TO say much. unless
he could say precisely what he
thought and knew after a prolonged
investigation OF the Korean situation.
His hosts said that that was exactly
what was desired by them Forth
with he stated his case, sparfng
none, whether ill-advised Koreans, a
few too sympathetic missionaries or
brutal Japanese o cials.
They called for documents. He sent
for his His hosts sent for theirs.
From dinner it became a forensic
arena. They met again a second
night. and the bout closed, his hosts
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01
ALIENS BEHIND LABOR
UNREST SAYS ADJUSTOR

San Francisco. Dec. a.-"Foreign
and not American work.
men are the ones who are INDUCING in
strikes and causing industrial unrest
throughout the United States" Willis
L. Lieserson. chairman Of the Labor
Adjustment Board. told members Of
the American Economists Association
in session here today.
Ten years ago it was the American
wori<ingmen who were causing
strikes" Lieserson said. But now
conditions have been reversed. The
American workingman seems satisfied
with conditions and content to con-
tinue at his work. The immigrant Is
the one who is dissatisfied. The re-
port Of the United States Steel Cor
poratfon shows that the large ma
jority of its men that went on strike
were the immigrants. and the same is
true Of other strikes"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01

Roosevelt war on Wall Street gambling was
ct its heights At this time. It was said that his
personal fortune was tied up in railroad se-
curitiss and that the campaign he staged, BY
making stocis Nervous" incidentally damaged
his own inyesnentA Senator La Toilette was
framing tho lesislation By means OF which 1t
was hoped 10 do away With the evils Of specu!A-
ton The President was fighting in Congress
for . big navy. but was violently opposed. He
lost his battle through the conservatives foCces
which controlled the Seuate.-The Editor.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01
Such Is Life
As 1t Is Seen
By o. B. JOYFUL

Mrs. Florence Hill. of Illford, Eng.
who recently divorced her husband
after three years of silent strife"
in which neither spoke to the other.
advises young women never to
marry men who do not drink or
smoke.
IF man is 100 per cent good him
self" Mrs. Hill observes. his place
is in heaven, not in a home where a
wife has a thousand things to \do
every day"
A letter addressed to P. NJ. Lewis.
Forney, Texas, was mailed, April II,
1885, at Austin, Texas. 1t arrived re-
Gently, after the death of Lewis.
If it takes thrty-four years to get
from one Texas town to another.
there must be some truth in either
Cor both) of these accusations:
TEXAS is a big State.
2-TeXas railroads are fierce.
Still. it may mean nothing more
than that Postmaster Burleson< isn't
running the postal department any
faster than they did in the late
eighties.
Sara Ruth Holman, of Fulton, MO-,
Is the youngest Annette Kellerman
in the world. Sara Ruth Is nine
months old, and she swims like a
fish! Thus far Sara Ruth has been
doing all her swimming stunts in
the family bath tub. but next sum-
mer she's going to show the grown
ups a few things about swimming at
a regular bathing beach.
Somebody is always taking the Joy
out of life.
TruaRt officers of Detroit, Mich,
pinched II married women the other
day. Accused them Of paying hockey
from school 1t happens the brides
were all of school age. and had swap
ped their books for wedding rings.
None of them had completed the
seventh grade.
Tom Duff-No man with any sense
would allow you to carry on the way
you do around this house.
Mrs. Outflow comes 1t you know
what Y,ooY, xxyftb on,y aa,so ,.vo,,la A. .
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01
How BoI.hryik. Arr Made.

Commenting on the statement that
there are 10000 undernourished chill
dren in New York City's public
schools, JOHN B. CoLPOYs. Wash
inston labor leader. and member Of the
District Democratic Central Commit
tee, says:
Undertaking not only means hun
Rry children. but IL makes criminals
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01
Piunkett Here for Rest.

New York, Dec. 81 Sir Horace
Plunkett. Irish home rule advocate,
who arrived here a few days ago.
left for Battle Creek. Mich, today,
fering from insomnia and has been
forced to give up hts work in be-
half Of the Irish cause temporarily.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01
The ItaIian-American Official

The decision of Representative La Gurda leave the national
legislature and the high Office in New York
which him the election has personal
significance when relations between
somewhat strained
wholly gata it is interesting city
and heterogeneous population turning
key position But is should be theory
and citizenship.
Successive of migration from Europe put
well nigh undoverbe minority the descendants
and English settlers of Manhattan Instead being
dam is New Rome Consantnople Jerusalem
composite population palmiest
the Roman rule the West
and with solid bloc of the descendants of Abraham
and wealth far surprising anything known
If the Italian element of the metropolitan and national popua-
ton has been slower asserting itself in politics and
other racial elements have has been mainly
orally dfused intention make America only
abode What effect the upon
attitude has been clearly disclosed But
signs that hereafter there will be
among coming election they
have important effect the intellectual
capacity of the Italian aecraft Cavour Cp several
Is contemporary leaders have compelling proof Huxley
said that the fusion of the Teuonc and
North Italian stock had them
The they have rendered American
visible only the of major world
who have made this their home number
of and scupors coming of the YOUTH
full ranks of the American born of the
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01
Viscount Bryce Speaks

4 British Ambassadors go long Vcount
Bryce Commonwealth lives he will have
people of this other Bron: He knows
has, and his attitude since he
first than generation has
sympathetic and his policies responsible
Liberal spokesman for the Little Peo
world been uniformly humane and essentially
democratic that him fully
Light important issues which the
morally shed In the January Con-
temporary the of Turkey and especially
Armenia friend published he makes
league nations and the treaty
He United will policy OF reten
ton populations and he
mandatory power United Armenia But the
agreed by Congress he would have the United
States finance mandatory that might be selected
league treaty the delay in raihea
he hope for ultimate Endorsement with
make the special of the
do strike the
heart Of the league
Vcount Bryce's past history publcst and inter-
he with
of the Victorian tradition, dissent from much that
embodied the Nevertheless scholar and
his earlier and idealst he still
theory and
governments he has learned by the
poubes when the best take
Being the that he is with the clean record
he has, this attitude is the impressive.
in would be told by
admirers seeming dn-
United be humanitarian he would
influential he would like
in deciding Mosem authority Turkey
British French Italian
veng Near since the signed be
assigned scepical
sincerity of London, Paris We
discount pledges and to probe beneath the nominal
the real
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01

Accumulated eKoes Il tenperaturs since -
usry !. 1878, -66
Deficiency Of tenperztu-e snos peo.ussr |.
1919 lbs
Accumulated deficiency Of Tredpntion since
January !. 1873 or.
Excess Of precipitation since Decenabs- !. INs.
.OE
Temperature same date lss yesr-Hshsst, G;
Lowest =
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01

on THE lower floor and among the ma
chinery. He is really a very nice lit
tie dog.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01

The league of nations of principal topics for the
American Institute for the Advancement Science Probably the
scientists solve what the politicians find hopeless
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01
Round the Town T E tRa ShEH

and cripples and crazy grown-ups. II
is one OF the things that makes Boil
sheyiks. 1t makes cratic persons Of
all kinds. There really are very few
rich and well-fed Bolsheviks. except
those who have nothing to do and
take TO parlOr Bolsheyism a. q pas
time. And there are very few Boil
sheviks among any normal. properly
fed and clothed busy people In any
walk Of life.
Everybody will agree that a city
that has $4,000 under-nourished chill
dren in its midst ought 20 get some
thing done about II. for the good Of
that city and the country"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01
Amend the Trnnc RuIe..

After a coroner's jury had rendered
its verdict in a trzfic case that re-
suited fatally. and while some Of the
jurors were sitting around the biz
stove in the hearing room at the
morgue. DR.. J. RAMSEY NEvITL.
the District coroner. called attention
20 the necessity for a trafiic rule fot
the safeguarding OF pedestrians. All
along r street policemen are station
ed TO see that automobiles and other
vehicles get their right Of way and
comply with the regulations, but there
is no one 10 look after those who
walk. When the oficer displays the
stop" sign, autos pull up TO and over
the street crossing lines, blocking
walking trafic. Then. too. there is
the Jay walker" who is in need Of
attention. and children and old men
barely able to navigate.
One Of the jurymen sad the New
York plan should be adopted in con-
gested areas here. Pedestrians are
held back on the pavement until tho
policeman gives the signal for vehic-
ular traffic to halt Then, with tho
crossing clear. the walkers cross over
in safety.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01

Nicholas Murray Butler evidently believes the day of the
college president in politics has to stay.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01
A LINE o. CHEER EACH DAY o. THE YEAR
Copyright 1920. by The Mcclure syndicate.)
-, THE NEWBORN YEAR.
BY JOHN KENDRICK BANG

= THE NEWBORN IEAK.
Comes now smiling Newborn Year
To fill today with goodly cheer,
An infant hale and lusty.
Upon our door-sill he is left
By Daddy TIME, of clothes bereft,
Despite the season gusty.
If he be churl or doughty knight,
A Son of Darkness or of Light,
No man can tell, God bless himl
But be he base, or glorious,
TIME puts it wholly up to US.
To dress him!
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01
The Weather
F0recast.

Forecast.
District q Columbia, Maryland and virginia:
Partly cloudy today. solder At night: tanorr0r
fair. colder southwest 70 northwest winds l,,-
coming fresh.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01

Nineeen-Twent apparently will have novelties 1t starts off
with drive advocating saving money instead of giving it
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01
Joined aInfanteria de Marina

Maj. Gen. GEORGE BARNETT
Commandant OF the Marine Corps,
received In his mail a letter from Paul
Caban Sanchez, a Porto Rican- II
was written in Spanish and said the
writer was anxious TO join Eel Cuerpo
de Infanteria de Marina" the Spanish
for Marine Corps.
The youth said he had read in n
impartial about the exploits Of the
'Infanteria de Marina" and desired to
enlist as a sea soldier under the Stars
and Stripes. The letter was sent TO
the recruiting division and by this
time Paul is wearing the uniform OF
an American Marine.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01

The Democrats National Committee announces there will be Boo
seated at the Jackson Day acuy refrans from
how many win be candidates 80
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01

What appropriate than that the wood alcohol poison should
by pro6erng
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-01
Turkey. Tint Wear Horns.

Down at the police court the Of
hcials. and judges too. were dis
cussing the high cost Of turkeys
since Christmas Eve.
The prices were simply prohibitive. -
OTTO HAUSCHILD said.
And oysters and pork went sky
high. too" BROOKE GOTT inter-
jected.
As for me and my family" f. c.
HUMPHREYS declared. we had for
our Christmas dinner the kind Of tur-
key that wears horns. and We dtdn
have that portion that is cut from
behind the horns. either"