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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-11
ONLY FOUR MORE DAYS
TO FILE INCOME TAX

Only four more days remain, in
Guiding today, in while to file your
income tax returns. There are al
ready a number of delinquents, in
dividuals who will be behind in
Strengthening out their declarations,
and in order to avoid the penalty
for full delinquency, returns should
be made at once,
Monday will be the last day. and
the penalty for failing to file re-
turns is $1,000 fine or two years in
the penitentiary.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-11
Drys to Raise Funds.

Denver. colo. March 10.--The
Colorado Anti-saloon league will
ignore the unfavorable report of
the governors committee regard
ing their campaign to raise 1885,
459 in Colorado to make the world
dry, it was announced today by A.
u. Finch, state superintendent. The
campaign win begin tomorrow in
eVery county. he said.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-11
That general rum down
condition known as
Spring Fever is
now abroad in the
land.
~

Few people are fortunate
enough to escape the debil-
itating, dragging down con-
dition that always comes
with the changing seasons,
and especially when nature
is undergoing the transition
from winter into spring
time.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-11
Now Comes SpringtiI11e
With Its Severe Tax 81
Upon the Human System

still your system has been
severely taxed, and all the
stored up energy has been
consumed in warding off
disease.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-11

just now there is a universal
REIMBURSEMENT of every element
in nature. Plant and animal
life alike merge into the re-
awakening that comes with the
budding of spring time.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-11

The human system is now en-.
dcayoring to throw OF the ac-
cumuiatcd impurities, and your
rundown condition is mute
appeal to nature for help in
preparing for the changing sea-
son.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-11

students. in September. Acting
Governor Pankey was. in Albuduer-
que yesterday acting on board in
this connection.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-11

S. S. S. gives prompt relief
from so-oaIlcd ''spring fever
and few bottles taken right
now will put your system ip
perfect shape for the changing
season.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-11
Shn states II MiIdly.

While suffering with a severe
attack of the grip and threatened
with pneumonia, Mrs. Annie III.
Cooley, OF Middlefield. Conn.,, be-
gan using Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy and was very much bene-
fitted by its use. The pains in the
chest soon disappeared. the cough
became loose, expectoration easy
and in short time she was as
wen as ever. Mrs. Cooley says she
cannot speak too highly in praise Of
this remedy.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-11
Bronchial Troubles

Soothe the irritation and YOU relieve Tn.
distress. Do both QUICKLY end effectively
by using promptly 3 dependable remedy
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-11

In ton of water from the At
lantic there is 81 pounds of salt as
against 1877 pounds in the same
quantity from the Dead Sea.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-11

OIL STOCK
NVESTORS
ATTENTION!
You investors of the
Southwest bought more
oil stocks and made less
than any body of peo-
pie your size in TEN
STATES. The reason
has been that practical
ly every dollar you in
vested has been in So
called SURE THINGS
companies that yol
Just couldn't lose in
chat is, according to
the glowing red adsl.
But, let us ask you just
one plain simple ques-
tion-have you or any
of your friends made a
dime out of the game?
Here is what you have
done-you have made
a number of unappreci-
ative COIL KINGS and
all you have gotten out
of it was the holding of
the bag of an over-cap-
italized company with
ten-fifteen or maybe
twenty acres and most
likely it was a $3.50
drilling contract affair.
Of course they didn't
tell you about the So
so drilling contract and
other things, nor did
you investigate, and
that is where you
WERE BUNKED pure
simple and the only sal
walton that you have
now is to hang up
your stock certificate
and spend the rest Of
your life bemoaning
the fact that you are
TRIMMED.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-11

NOW
This is an Ad with
all the
BUNK
CUT OUT

The officers of this
company are too well
known, too high class,
and have too much
at stake to a II o w
themselves to be CON
nected with a BUNK.
COMPANY, so the
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15
The DAYLIGHT Sa wing Tangle
(Elizabeth Journal,


In the parlance of the day, thus far
the daylight saving situation is a
mess" The time Is rapidly approach
ing when New York and other com
munities in this section will set their
clocks ahead. Other places have nelth-
re approved nor diSapproved or the
plan.
1t was hoped that the State Leg1sla-
ture would adopt the daylight saving
plan. The Assembly has taken favor
able action, The Senate, however, ac-
cording to the present outlook, may
not do so. If the State Legislature
fails to approve of the plan, individual
communities will be called upon TO
decide whether to adopt 1t or reject
IL.
PENNSYLVANIA has n daylight saving
law. The clocks throughout that state
will be set ahead the last Sunday OF
the present month. New YORK state
also has a law, but 1t may be repealed.
The rural sections of New YORK are
bringing strong pressure to bear upon
the Legislature to do so. New York
city, however, has recently taken &C
ton, and will follow the plan.
The railroad officials are In q guam
dairy to know what to do. AS n OH
cial has said, railroad schedules be-
tween cities will be harder to guess
than a Chinese puzzle. 1t Will be a
sort of q happy-go-lucky arrangement
to get where you are going at whatever
time your watch happens to say"
Picture the Crawford or El1Zabeth
commuter keeping one kind of time at
home and another in New York. Gran
ford will have one kind of time and
its neighbor. Westtield, another. The
Individual in this section will be OBJ
I'd to carry two watches. On one
o. them he will hang a label telling
the time of the places 1t follows; on
the other a ticket telling the time of
those that keep a different schedule.
One watch will DE ticketed New
York, Philadelphia. Jersey City. New
Brunswick, Westfield and the hour
fast places. The other will be ticketed
Newark, Elizabeth, Springfield, New
Providence and Union. and other hour
slow places.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15
SERVING THE COMMUNITY.

Now that the Central railroad has
agreed to cooperate with the people
of this vicinity IL furnishing adequate
train service across the Raritan river
while the wagon and trolley bridge is
out OF commission, 1t is up to the pub
lie to show their appreciation. The
first duty is to become familiar with
the train schedule and then make use
of it.
While a railroad train may not
carry you as close to your door as
a trolley or bus would. the travelling
Accommodations are so far superior that
Il may be made worth the while OF
the railroad to continue this service
and even extend it on to- Keyport,
after the Amboy bridge is re-opened.
1t certainly is gratifying to know that
the railroad company is willing to CO.
operate in this manner.
This is real community service and
means much for the local merchants
as well as for the hundreds of people
who travel back and forth~from this
city daily.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15

only after prolonged study. For many
taxpayers 1t probably never energies.
There are numerous other pitfalls in
to which the conscientious taxpayer
may tumble and within which the I'M
scrupulous nay hide himself. The
road is like an unmarked trail in a
desert of drifting sand. with q watch
full government at every turn waiting
to bludgeon the careless and unwary
1t is aimless, incoherent, illogical, and
involved; it lacks unity. emphasis, and
mass; it is bigoted and prejudiced;
1t Is a crime against accounting and
against literature. such q document
can only DO the product of a mind
which loves to confuse. delude, delay,
and embarrass-ln short of the
bureaucratic mind with which the
treasury and every other govern
mental department is infested. AS
a final insult the taxpayer lie not even
allowed room enough to put down his
answers; he is asked to write a three
hundred-page autobiography in a
white space barely sufficient for a ten
word telegram"
We can all appreciate Just how the
editor of The Globe feels about the
matter. He a expressed the senti-
ments of all of us. 1t is a striking ex-
ample of the patience and long suf-
tersnce Of the American people that
they will continue to stand for the i'm
position when the men responsible for
fostering sue a thing upon them are
their own duly elected representatives.
Perhaps some day the people will in
'sist upon having a comprehensive in
come tax and will see to it that a
congress is elected that will make 1t
so. III the meantime The Globe editor
has helped some by putting into words
the telling Of all of US.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15
THE TAX.

Having finally waded through the
intricacies of the income tax form and
sworn 10 the fact hat it was correct
to the best OF his knowledge and be-
lief. the editor Of the New York Globe
takes his pen in hand II relieves
his feelings as follows:
probably no less intelligent public
document has ever been issued by any
hrst-class government anywhere In the
world at any time in the history OF
the world than that upon which the
unhappy payer of federal income tax
IS required to write down the painful
history of his financial year and by
which he is expected to determine how
much he owes the United States. Let
us take the dlstinction-a very es-
sentiaI one-between net income and
net taxable income. If the Taxpayer
Is married and has two children hi
net income differs from his net tax
able income by $4,000. On this cal
culation may depend his liability &
the stirtax. Yet the ext of the re
turn fails to make in any unmistak
able way this distinction between ne
and net taxable. The truth emerge
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15

induced to build because of the great
demand for houses he is going to be
discouraged from building. Thus the
legislation intended to help solve the
housing problem defeats its own end.
The one sure way to start building
operations is to make land too ex-
pensive 10 keep idle. This can be
done by taxing vacant land. At the
same time, building can be encouraged
by taking off of buildings and m
provements the increased amount OF
placed on the idle land. This, in
deed, is real progressive legislation
that would be beneficial even when
there is no housing problem 20 solve.
The sooner the state passes such a
the better.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15
Daily Horoscope
Tuesday. March 16, 1920
Copyright, 1920, by the McClur'
Newspaper Syndicate)

Copyright, 1920, by the Mcclure
Newspaper. Syndicate)
This is rather an ~unfavorable day
according to astrology.|
Although Venus and Mercury are
in benefc aspect. Jupiter, Neptune
and Mars are adverse.
Mars dominates with evil portent,
making for discomfort and tendencies
toward quarrels and misunderstood
ings. Since this sinister sway affects
individuals of every class 1t must
have power to disturb governments.
There Is a sign favorable for newsr
papers and advertising, which seem
to depend for profit on some sensa
tional event.
Messages or diplomatic communi-
cations from overseas may be unsat-
~isfactory at this time.
Although many influences that are
threatening are strong this day love
and marriage T we'll protected.
This should be a happy wedding day.
Fol- many weeks the seers have
given warning of business troubles
which seem to be foreshadowed in
the stars. Jupiter Is now in a place
| that augurs Ill for many lines of
commerce. Importers Will meet new
problems.
Banks will come into q period OF
| strain for which they and their de-
| positors should prepare. This does
| not mean. however. that panic is to
be- feared unless some unforeseen
| conditions arise.
There is no promise of serenity FOL
the army and navy. Both fighting
arms of the government continue un
der a planetary direction that bode!
i'll for the immediate future.
1t will be remembered that tn
seers prophesied danger OF future
wars If the recent world struggl'
ceased in 1919. The prognosticatioi
is made hat while the soldiers of to
day are, still of fighting age, arms vii
be taken up again.
Labor now comes under q new in
, fiuence In which the stars give wis
dom and resourcefulness to the work
ers, who will accomplish great thing
by means of new methods.
Much discomfort regarding ship
ping will be prevalent during tn
summer months.
Persons whose birthdate II is hav
a year OF some stress before then
tThey should be especially cautious ]
all business transactions.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15
Ripping Rhymes
BY WALT MASON.
NO APPETITE

I am tired of boiled potatoes, l
am tired of prunes and slaW; l
am tired of stewed tomatoes, n
of predigested straw. And the
dame who cooks the vittles sheds
q sad, discouraged sigh, as she
takes her knife and whites ap-
pies for the daily pie. All our
lives we are repeating ancient
mealtime stunts. by jings; one
grows tired at last of eating, as
he tires of other things. Once the
horn that sounds for dinner made
my pulses travel fast; oh, 1t SEEM
ed q four-time winner when l
heard its welcome blast; like a
kangaroo 1 sprinted, from the
distant field 1 flew, when that
brazen trumpet limited that the
pork and beans were done. But
my tummy then was younger than
it e'er will be again, and it knew
the pangs of hunger that are relt
felt by husky men. That was in a
season olden, on q happy vanished
day, when my sideboards. bright
and golden, showed no grizzied
strands of gray. oh, the years
are short and fleeing, they have
| flown on whizZing wings; n I'm
weary now of eating, as I'm tired
Of other things; and the dame
who has the habit of arranging
grub for me, murmurs as she fries
the rabbit and prepares h SIENNA
tea.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15
No Friends in Trenton


Referring to the various schemes
to saddle upon the State and its mum
.icipalities an additional debt OF at least
one hundred million dollars, the Toms
River Courier says: The toad al
Trenton seems to be trying to swell
up to the same proportions as the
tax-fed OK in Washington. Let us hope
he desn't burst. But, seriously, has
the taxpayer no friends? Is he alto
gether unrepresented at T~renton?"
While it may appear that the ex-
plantations attached to most of the
Itreasury-raiding bills would be sun-
cient to kill them. the fact that some
lof them have passed either the Sen
ate or the House proves hal there
is cause for the concern shown by
1.-THE Courier. Perhaps Senator Whit
ney and Assemblyman Pierson ma!
| be able to stem the tide, now tina
the high sign of distress has beer
Iraised.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15
Fire Alarm Boxes

25--Smith Street and Central r. r.
36-Market and Firnt Streets.
27-Madison Avenue and Paterson 81
2S-HigE and Lewis Streets.
85-Smfth and High Streets.
S6-New Brunswick Ave. n New ST.
S7-Smitll and State Streets.
Terra Gotta Works.
4S-Buckingham Ave. and Hartford 81
t5-Commerce and Front Streets.
l6-State and washington Streets.
st. and Buckingham Ave
s5-Parker st. and Pulaski Ave.
s6--Rall Ave and Charles 81.
b7-State AID Wayne Streets.
bS-Near United Lead Works.
E9-Maurer.
62-Washington and First Streets.
SS-New Brunswick Ave. and Elm ~,
64-Smith Street and Watson v
65-Commerce and state Streets.
72-Front and Smith Streets.
73--Water and Gordon Streets.
74-Kearny Ave- and Gordon street
S1-Brace and Hanson Avenues.
e2-Smith and Herbert Streets.
s8-Amboy Ave. and Washington 81:
S4-Lehigh Ave. and Stanford street.
S5-Near City Hospital.
s7-Amboy and Hall Avenues.
.E~6-Cleveland and Brace
e2-AmbOy ave. aid Inslee street.
.D3--I,a wrence and Francis Streets.
and tombstone Streef&
f3-Naritan Copper Works.
s4-Market and Sheridan Street,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15

II wonder if you would?' muSed
the Rummy as he poured a pottle OIL
vanilla extract into his cereal bever-
age. ~,
'You wonder If you would what? =,
demanded the Barkeepb as he picKeo
up a baseball bat that stood in the
corner.
''Why, If you saw a piece of wood
on the sidewalk, and you kicked II
into the street. L wonder II you coudu
be arrested for disturbing the piece!
replied the Rummy, as he headed for
the door.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15

The Associated Press 10 exclusively
entitled to the use for publication OF All
news dispatches credited to II or no,
otherwise credited In this paper anu
also tho local news published herein.
The EVENING NEWS is also a MEM
her Of the American Newspaper Publish
ers' Association and the Audit Bureau
of Circulation.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15

The Opttmist had found a check for
s11 payable TO Cash
well" said the Optimist cheer
fully. there's always Tor one
more. That's my motto!"
SO, with pen and ink and eraser ne
turned the s11 check into q check TOT
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15

The baseball teams have started In to
train.
The early robin is both hoarse anu
lame:
I shiver in the penetrating rain, :,
And I we'll know hat lear Ola
Spring has came.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15
HO. Hum.

1.-THE Holy Joes
Step on my toes!'
Complained old Mr.. Bhnn;
ooh. my; oh, me!
1t soon will be
A sin to wear a grfn!'
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15

l notice 1t most every day.
And pain to me 1t brings;
Some men use great big words to say
Some mighty little things.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15
Bits of By-Play

BY LUKE McLUKE
Copyright, 1920. the Cincinnati IN
quirer)

We hear your knocking with great
glee.
We're glad hat you have found us:
But, dear old Opportunity
You are the only knocker we
Me care to have around us.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15

Travel Is a great educator" OBJ
served the Sage.
That's strange" commented the
Fool. 81 know hoboes who have traV-
eled all over the continent and they
can't write their own names.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15

The EVENING NEWS is always R..o
Va receive communications from its
readers, but letters Intended for pup
iication must he reasonable In lenstn
and must be signed by the name ano
address OF tn, writer. II requested tne
name will net be published unless per-
snrniities are INDUCED in.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15

The students at the university ot
Cincinnati have organized a Hop
Committee.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15
All Right. Dusty:
Wilmington News-Jourl

Wilmington NeWS-JUuTIIdI'J :,
Luke McLuke cites the example Oh
a very poor use Of language e
the verb leads off the sentence-like
Game a day." Fell a silence.
Game from hill and dale" &c. But
a worse use of the verb, In our 1udg--
mont, is saw and went, after had
have, e. g.. II have saw him several
times lately" or "When got theIe
he had went home!" Let 'em poetize
if they want to, Luke, just so they
don't commit murder In the first de-
gree OH verbs
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15
Gosh!

Some people are always missing
| things. But what we started 10 say
was that Miss All and MISS Mutci
are employed in the Inter-Southern
Building In Louisville.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15

That Listens Goodl
CINCINNATI firm advertises for a
| how .to deliver packages 16 years
old" Huh, We'rn li"da tempted to
take the job ourselves.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15
Is That So!

Is tina o
A maiden with stockings OF iisle
Passed a man and she gave Nun d
sqnisle
The Isle he could see
All the way to her knee,
And he followed her almost a mlsle.
Luke McLuke.
In wearing her stockings OF isle
| This maid was behind in the stlsle'
If silk hose had been there
Or her knees had been bare.
She might have drawn something
worth whsle.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-08-05
NEWS OF LINDEN

Miss Lucille Ecker left Wednesday
to spend a week visiting in Seattle
and Tacoma.
Because of the delay in the arrival
of a car of filters, the receiving sta
ton of the Washington Egg and
Poultry Association has not been OPP
ened in Lynden yet.
The following officers were elected
at a meeting of the Klatawas on We'd
nesday evening at the home of Edith
Jacobson: Alma Ecker, president;
Edith jacobson, treasurer; Ada d.
Baldwin. press correspondent. The
club has just received pretty new
gold pins.
Mr.. and Mrs. r. B. lie Cocq and
daughter Rhoda drove to Seattle on
Wednesday to meet two of Mrs. lie
Cocq's sisters, who arrived from the
East.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-08-05

Why not change the name of that
Baker?
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-08-05
Chr Eynhrn 6imlrt
il---ooo-

il---ooo-
Bill Bauman has been all dressed
up the last couple of days attending
picnics.
1000
We are getting very, very skeptic-
al. When any band plays selections
by Special Request" we don't take
any stock in the announcement. We
are of the opinion that the Special
Request" stuff is a part of the reg
ular program and is given in every
town.
The Gimlet hopes and trusts that
the Lynden Creamery Company, the
! Lynden Department Store, and the
others who are having weekly fire
scares and false alarms are not for
getting to forward box of Segars
each time to the Fire Department
boys in the way of an apology.
N---ooo-
Nary candidate on the scene this
week but Chris Anderson and Geo.
Whipple, the next county commiss-
Toner and assessor respectively.
U----ooo-
Well take that back. Walter Mar
tin, who bankers to unseat Loomis
Baldrey as prosecuting attorney, cid
smile in ON US. Martin is campaign
ing in an ice-cream suit.
U----ooo-
Shorty Singer, who used to COM
mand the Northwood school, now
is seeking to get more territory un-
der his rule. He is running for sup
erintendent of everything in the way
of schools down in Skagit County.
1000
If you look over towards Mt. Ba-
ker now. you might see Will Note
boom, A. E. Henry or Oil McClimans
standing at the top waving at you.
u--ooo-
Why not change the name of that
hill to Mt. De Vries, the Lynden
Baker?
U--ooo-
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-08-05
LYNDEN TO SEND DELEGATION
TO SKAGIT FAIR ON THURSDAY

All Lynden people are invited to
join a delegation that will travel to
the Skagit Fair next Thursday. The
autos will meet at the Lynden De-
partment Store at 8 a. m, and the
party will collect again at the start
of the Burlington pavement so as to
arrive at the Fair in a body.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-08-05
II-----ooo-

There seems to have been no small
out on the Holtrop ranch
when their infant bantams pre-
cociously laid few eggs.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-08-05

U---ooo-
Bill Bauman has been all dressed
up the last couple Of days attending
Ipicnics.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-08-05

Home cooked meals that you'll en-
joy. Chicken dinner Sunday IL to ..
LINDEN Cafe. Under new manage
ment.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-08-05
FARMERS, POULTRYMEN

Let me call upon your focks for
you. You are feeding dozens OF hens
that do not pay for their board.
will pick OFT the loafers and improve
your flock. My terms are reason
able. Call Xo74. +. Ambrosius, Lyn-
dcn. Salt