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Arizona republican., 1920-10-29
MANY PHOEWC|ANS ATTEND EVENTS AT
 COTTON CARNIVAL

More than 300 Phoenicians. in SO motor cars, forming a procession half a mile long. journeyed to Mesa ves- terday afternoon to attend Phoepix day at the Arizona Cotton carnival there. The days events were greatly enjoyed by the local people. who re- turned much impressed by their wei folk -1 SO
 As the cavalcade from here reached the Alma Ward church on the out- skirts of the south side city it was met by representatives of the carnival committee and civic organizations and formal greetings were given bv Mavo,. Dan keinman of Mesa to Mayor Wt1- lis H. Plunkett of Phoenix. who u,;tb City Manager V. A. Thompson and Chlef of Police George O. Brisbois ren- resented the city.
 mayor kleinman then led the antire procession through Mesa to the cit,r park, where the rodeo program was ready to begin. was
 All the members of the Pboenix party were guests of the carnival d,lrN ,r-' ing the day, being given free adn,is- s-on .o tne various events. Many of
Arizona republican., 1920-10-29

liam Rainey Bennett; January 19. Art lsts Trio; February 11s The Colleens; March a, Gay Yenola Maclaren; April A. the Great Lakes string quartet.
 Returns From Tucson
 Mrs. Albert Austin returned Wednes- day night from Tucson. where she went the first of the week to accom- pany Miss Nellie Cavender to a sani- tarium there. Miss Cavender stood the trip very nicely. Her address is St. Mary's Sanitarium. Tucson. Ariz.
 Cooked Food Sale Saturday
 The ladies of the Nj. E. church will have a cooked food sale Saturday aft ernoon beginning at 2:30 at Clark s market. Homemade bread. pies and cakes will be on sale and there will be baked beans and pink beans cooked Spanish style. Anyone who desires fresh buttermilk are asked to bring bottles along.
 Funeral Services
 Funeral services for Mrs. Minnie J. Meyer. who died in a Pasadena hos pital Monday night. will be held at the Tempe Congregational church Fri day morning at Il o'clock.
 Mrs. Never resided on a ranch near Tempe for a great many years before moving to Pasadena, and had many warm friends here who were grieved to hear of her death. Mir. Meyer passed away several years ago. but there are several children left to mourn the loss of kind and loving mother.
 Tempe Ladies Attend Convention
 A large delegation from the Tempe Woman's club attended the District Federation of Women's Clubs conven- ton at Peoria Thursday.
 Given Two Surprise Parties
 Mrs. B. A. Redden thoroughly en- joyed her birthday this year. as two surprise parties were given in her hon. or on the same day. one in the after noon at the residence of her daughter Mrs. Jean Bishop. at whose home she was dinner guest. and one at her own home in the evening. The guests brought a bountiful supply of goodies both times and everyone had a fine time.
Arizona republican., 1920-10-29
OPENING LYCEUM NUMBER THURSDAY

TEMPE, Oct. 2s.-The program for .nis seasons Lyceum lecture course, to be given at the Tempe Normal ts exceptionally fine. There will be six numbers fin all. The seniors have charge of the tickets. which ara now on sale. Last year the course cost tbe school s90O. while this year 1t win cost tlSO0. There will be no advance in inc price or the season tickets. and thev VII sell as in previous years.
 followmg is the program:
 NovemDer I. Montague light opera
Arizona republican., 1920-10-29
WOMAN DALLOON|ST
 ID PERFORM TO-DAY

MESA, Oct. 2S.-As one of the big features of the Arizona Cotton Car nival being held in Mesa this week. the nightly program of free attractions is fast coming Into it's own. Acrobats. trick bicycle riding. aecordian playing and other events are on the program and added to tho free events Friday and Saturday will be balloon ascen- sion and parachute jump each after noon
 Tho balloonist. a woman. has been engaged for tho last two days of the Dig carnival and will make her initial appearance Friday afternoon during the rodoo program. From one to a halt dozen parachute drops win be made when sho cuts loose from the balloon.
 One of tho feature free attractions both afternoons and evenings is the trick bicycle riding by Waldo P. Lyon. rider of note all over the country. and who Is now making his homo fin Phoe- nix. Paying no attention whatever to his wheel and performing his remark able feats with the grace of waltzer. nr. Lyon has received hearty applause ana commendation on tho occasion of eacn appearance on the street He rides each afternoon from ( to o'clock and again In the evening at the enter tainment by tho bard stand
 Another feature of tho evening that came Into prominence on Wednesday Tor the first time was the accordian playing by Don Faeeti. Mir Faetti has appeared on some of the biggest amusement circuits fin the country and vas only available for playinr here through tho fact that he is passing this winter in tho valley for his health. He win play at both tho Friday and saturday evening entertainments.
 Inc evening profram is also varied the band concert and street dancing.
 Degree Work Friday Night
 Ine Mesa Masonic lodge win confer work fin tho third degree at a special meeting to be held Friday night of this week. visitors wto are in town are invited to attend the meeting.
 Mayor Wins Election Bet
 Mayor Dan kleinman was sporting new hat in the parade Thursday and ss tne story goes it was a pre-election pet nc had won. Who the hat was won from he would not divulge.
 HunnoI Wins from Rasoon
 Jack Tunnel light heavyweight champion of the southwest. gained two straight Falls from Tommy Rascon title holder of Mexico. in a wrestling match staged at the l.. D. $. auditori um here Wednesday by Tally of Phoe- nix. Tunnel won the first fan in 4e minutes and took the second in 90 min utes.
 Womsn's Club to Meet
 The regular meeting of the Woman's club of Mesa will be held in the Guild hall at 2:30 o'clock this afternoon. There will be short address bv n member of the good roads commission. followed by an exhibition of pictures loaned by tho Miller Sterling comnanv
 Southside Theatres Today
 Majestic. Mesa---"The Third Woman,, with an all-star cast. Pathe News Daredevil Jack" serial featuring Jack Dempsey.
 (iilbert-Tom Mix i'm sTha Cvcloner r Suashine comedy called Her Nanrht,, Wink" Tempe -- "MarJ's Ankle" atarrinv Douslas Mclean and Doris May. Com edy, Haunted Spooks.- starring par- old Lloyd.
 Cupid, The Cowpunchers ssaIrlng VIII Rogers. Mutt and Jeff
Arizona republican., 1920-10-29
CHANDLER NEWS

CHANDLER, Oct 2S.--A surprise party was rendered to Razz Putnam At me nome or Miss Glenn Adams on Wednesday evening in honor of his birthday. A number of hls friends had gathered at the house and on entering ne was given "t1e surprise of his life" The home was prettily decorated for the occasion. Among those present were Miss Glenn Adams, Mrs Mildred Winters. Misses Dorothy Robinson. e Miller and Nell Morgansen and Messrs kazz Putnam, Floyd Bouton, E Rich ardson and Ed Halloran.
 Republican Rally
 Before large crowd Ralph Cameron. Republican candidate for United States senator, explained last night why he should be elected to the office. On Saturday evening Gov. Thomas Camp bell will addrets the residents at D m. at the chamber Of commerce. rooms, and a large crowd is expected to at- tend.
 Marriage
 News was received here on Thurs day that Dr. "A. J. Chandler, founder of the town of Chandler. was married in the city Of New York at the Central Q Avenue Baptist church to Miss Char lotto Eldridge of New orleans. The couple will sail for Paris today. The
 
 the newly welded couple happiness.
 Meeting
 The next regular meeting of the Parent-Toachers' association will be- held in the high school in room at o'clock Friday afternoon. Miss Myrtle Rice. Inc supervisor of music. has arranged a musical program con sisting of several numbers by the girls chorus of tho high school The pro- gram is as follows:
 Tho New school Year and Its Pros poets. Mrs. J. W. White. president. Health and Physical Condition of Chandler School Children Miss Mar ian Islanders. school nurse. '"The Chandler School Plant" Super ] intendent Fred P. Austin.
 "Tho Proposed School Bond Issue, } For business administration elect
Arizona republican., 1920-10-29
UNPREPAREp

At a political meeting in a country town a large audience had assembled to support a parliamentary candidate. During the speech of the candidate a man put his head in at the door and shouted in loud voice:
 Can anyone here sell me sixpenny- worth of sense?"
 The speaker halted, evidently quite dumfounded, but the chairman of the meeting immediately silenced the in- truder by remarking:
 Yes; but you have nothing to put it in."-Answers, London.
Arizona republican., 1920-10-29

liam Rainey Bennett; January 19. Art ists Trio; February 11s The Colleens; March a, Gay Yenola Maclaren; April A. the Great Lakes string quartet
Arizona republican., 1920-10-29

general discussion. vitation to attend. i''
 Bond Issue
 There will be a bond issue electio, here on Nov. to determine the peo- ple's wishes in regard to raising fnnds to complete the high school bufIdfnp
Arizona republican., 1920-10-29
ovERpoNE

T often wonder why Jenks is not more popular, for he's the poltest man know"
 That is just the trouble. He's SC confoundedly polite he gives the i'm pression that he wants to borrow some money."-Boston Transcript
Arizona republican., 1920-10-29
CANADA RAISES TOBACCO

ST. THOMAS-It is claimed that there were nearly one thousand acres of tobacco under cultivation in West Aldborough this' year, and in the ma Jority Of cases the crop is an excellent one and will run on an average of HOO or 1,S00 pounds of cured leaf to the acre. The farmers are expecting to receive from 35 to 40 cents a pound
Arizona republican., 1920-10-29

tobacco raising in the western DOT tion of the county is no longer in the experimental sta e-Toronto Globe.
Arizona republican., 1920-10-29

for their product. The acreage next year. promises to be even greater. Dozens of huge drying sheds have
 been erected this year. a proof that
Arizona republican., 1920-10-29

the Phoenix people remained for the carnival ball last night.
 Efficiency first. Shaw for recorder. Adv. 1t
Arizona republican., 1920-10-29

n For business administration elect ' Stoddard senator. adv. 1t
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-22
HAsHED IDEAS.

There are more regulations than
Characters.
The more you know the more youi
head aches
Don't worry about who's going to
bury the last man.
We all eat, drink and get b lious
All roads that lead to Easy street
need paving.
Which is the smallest, the atom OIL
the dollar?
The original self-starter was a III
NOR
The train is seldom late when we
are.
All the days are melancholy days
to the crouch.
Many expect every wind to blow up
storm.
Some who begin life at the bottom
stay there.
Those who need vacations seldom
get them.
AS liar Jules Verne wouldn' t
shine much these days.
This is the season for bucl1wheat
cakes and yarn socks.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-22

that the world is waiting for him. 1t
is-with an ak.
There is difference between an
engagement and date" The first
leads to marriage, and the other to
| divorce.
| If the parents of Congressman Ber-
ger, of Milwaukee, had consulted him
about being born. he never woulu have
consented to come into such world
as this one is.
You can't tell how little there is in
a name until you run across rural
restaurant labeled "Delmonico."
Trouble always finds lot of men
who were looking for something else
The chances are your generosity
costs less than your extravaganza.
1t isn't so hard to quit smoking;
some men quit two or three times a
week.
! Whether or not she is brave, wo-
man often shows lot of backbone at
party.
The man who never expects to be
bossed by a poor, weak woman, is a
single man.
Some people tell it all in the first
sentence, and then ramble on because
i their clutch is loose.
| If you had hero medal lot Of
people would mistake it for a lodge
emblem
1t is difficult for woman to re-
frain from looking over at the last
chapter to see how the story came out.
There is something suspicious about
the charity that is practiced always to
the accompaniment of brass band.
One ardent reformer says he would
like to put a million dollar tax on ev-
cry pint of whisky. Well, some Of it
makes a fellow feel perfectly able to
meet any such trifling obligation.
A town is just like an individual.
Some are hustlers and some are not;
some keep forging ahead and some
stand still; some let their lights shine
and some hide them under bushel.
People are becoming more civilized
every year. Probably majority Of
them now eat with a fork, carry hand
kerchiefs and use tooth brushes.
There is difference between de-
termination and stubbornness which
some of the fatheads fail to consider
Why do they call that modern in
stitution drug store? Merely be.
cause it doesn't carry line of shoes
sidemeats and harness?
Quite number of those who skate
on thin ice don't wait for cold weather
, to indulge in their perilous pastime.
A little man can always derive some
, satisfaction by thinking of what :
bearcat Napoleon was in his time.
, The fact that there are man,
things that money won't buy ism
, much of consolation to man wht
is broke.
Even some men who are regarded a
h very smart are simple-minded enough
q to believe that their affinities ar
e true to them.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-22
Rejecting THAT
COLD OR COUGH?
Why, When Dr.. Kings New
Discovery so promptly
checks it

IT'S natural you don't want to be
careless and let that old cold or
cough drag on or that new attack
develop seriously Not when you can
get such proved successful remedy
as Or. Kings New Discovery.
Cold, cough, grippe, Group does not
resist this standard reliever very long.
Its quality is as high today as it always
has been = and it's been growing
steadily in popularity for more than
fifty years 60c. and S1.2O bottle at
all druggists
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-22
THINKOGRAPHs.

It will be SO after a while that a
woman who manages to stay married
a year or so will be regarded by her
woman friends as "a namby pamby
little thing with no spirit in her."
Anyway, bachelor doesn't have to
waste any time arguing about which
suit Of underwear he shall put on.
1t is possible, doubtless, to learn to
like garlic. but we should think it
would take several generations to do
it. Inspired by the example set by a
foreign population we tried some a
while back and for week after could
smell ourself coming around the cor
ner, with taste in the mouth which
language, at least the English and
profane languages, could not make a
first payment on describing. Never
again!
The more we pry into politics, the
more we are convinced the fellows
who veer around like weather cock,
blow hot and cold with the same
mouth, good God, good devil, water
on one shoulder and whisky on the
other, and always keeping near to the
bunghole of the barrel, are the politi-
| cal skunks under the back porch.
| There is one thing to the credit of
J: the woman voter which the male
biped ought to emulate. She does not
! sit up all night waiting for the re-
| turns, absorbing booze and getting to
bed along toward morning with her
| hat and shoes on, awakening at noon
/, with red eyes in swollen head and
! in grave doubt whether the country
has been saved or not.
1t is now said that the undertake
/ er's trust is about as ironclad trust
| as the worst of them, and that the re-
! tailers of coffins and death trimmings
! are absolutely dictated to as to the
] prices they pay and the prices they
shall charge. With the meat and fooc
trusts making it hard to live and tn.
undertakers' trust making it hard tc
die, what is fellow to do? There is
no alternative.
It is only when a man is young thai
he is willing to pay for the privilege
of losing sleep.
They call it the Russian bear, bu
it acts very much like a scared jack
rabbit.
Being man is in itself SUSPECT
Gus circumstance to many women.
One often wonders why it is neces
sary to read the minutes Of the las
meeting.
The most careful research work i
> done by man who has run out of to
bacco at home after it is too late t
go down town.
, History seems to indicate that fror
a physical point of view we are infe,
Tor to prehistoric man, but, come t
think Of it. we believe we would ratf
er be inferior than prehistoric.
College is place where a yout
discovers that the moon is not mad
of green cheese and learns to believ
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-22
Trees Of Sorrow

The Persian Trees of Sorrow" are
SO called because they bloom only III
night. When the first star appears in
the sky he first flower opens ANA az
the evening advances more ana more
buds burst into bloom until the lovely
tree appears to be one vast flower. 1t
has a delicate fragrance not unlike
the scent OF the evening primrose. AS
the dawn approaches the flowers begin
to fade until by sunrise not bloom is
10 be seen.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-22
SAWEDOFF WISDOM.

The keeper of health resort is not
there for health.
People pensioned By the rich sledo..l
need it.
Mr.. Hearst is at war with both
Mexico and Japan.
Living within an income is as hare
as living without one.
Hi Ram johnson is east, playing
politics.
Suffrage interfered with the pulling
of candidates legs.
You can't make congress believe
silence is golden.
When it comes to honesty trus'
can prove an alibi.
A clean shave is an improvement OF
art over nature.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-22
Never the Same AGAIN.

Friendship is vase which, when ii
Is flawed by h'"t or violence, or acct,
dent, may as well be broken at once
1t can never be trusted after. The
more graceful and ornamental it was
the more clearly do we discern the
hopelessness of restoring it to its for
mer state. Coarse stones, If they be
fractured, may be cemented again;
precious ones, never.-Walter S. Lou.
don.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-22
Constipated? Here's Relief

Not that often harmful, always vio-
lent and temporary help that comes
from harsh purgatives, but the COM
Portable. gratifying, corrective regula-
ton Of stubborn bowels so pronounced
in DR. Kings New Life Pills.
Tonic in action, they promote free
bile flow, stir up the lazy, thoroughly
but gently cleanse the system Of waste
matter and fermenting foods, and give
you keen zest for hard work and health
ful recreation. All. druggists-2sc.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-22
sonne Romance Needed.

If life has never led you down the
paths of romance. go in search Of it.
Find it in hooks-lose Yourself in ro-
mantle plays. For, you need romance.
Let it LIT you out of the workaday
world and refresh you.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-22
Public Sale

Having rented my farm and decided to move Council
Bluffs will sell pubcauction my atl south
Of Logan and five mes'east of Missouri Valley,
TUESDAY, JANUARY q, 1920
TWO HEAR OF HoRsEs-(}ne brown horse 8 coming
4, weight 1905 one bay horse, 3 coming weight lbs.
Both of these horses we'll broke.
THIRTEEN HEAD OF CATTLE-Nne head Of milk
cows Of them giving milk TO be fresh soon, and
head of calves.
FARM IMPLEMENTS One wagon hay rack and wag-
on, Osborn disc, John Deere riding cnltivator moving
machines, Deerng, Dam; 3 ection harrow Cloverleaf
spreae Deering binder 6foot cut; plow l6-nch;
cream separator nearly set of work harness. top bug
|gy so gallon gasiene tank, SO fit wire cable John
planter good new; other PARTICLES numerous to men
ton
10 of alfalfa q Wild hay, go bushels OF cora
10 dozen chickens, pile of buzzed wood.
Free Lunch at Noon. Usual Terms.
Mrs. S. A. Osborn, Prop.
Topper Son, Aucts. i. j. Avery (ler,-
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-22
WHEN NEURALGIA
ATTACKS NERVES
Sloan's Liniment scatters
the congestion and
relieves pain

A little. applied slihoat rubbing, will
penetrate Immediately and rest and
soothe, the nerves.
Sloan's Liniment is very effective in
allaying external pains. strains, bruises,
aches, stiff joints, sore muscles. Iumba-
go, ncuritis, sciatica, rheumatic twinges.
Keep big bottle always on hand
fog family use. Druggists everywhere.
Csc, zoe. $l.40.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-22
Public Sale

OWING to the death OF my husband, copee to leave
the farm, and will sell at public auction the following proper
y the Chas Purcell fala miles north and miles Of
Missouri Valley and mile south and miles of lodala
MONDAY. JANUARY IS, 1920
Free Lunch at Mocr. Sale Starts Al :. ID.
THREE HEAD OF HORSES Three coed bas.. w4r5
horses
CATTLE-on mch COW, will be fresh b. the middle CT
March,
FoUR HoGs-1hree good Duroc Jersey sows and one
male hog.
FARM IMPLEMENTS, ETC-one hay rack, John
Deere corn planter, sulky pow hay rake disc asroa
Mccormick mower, nearly 4secton harIaw Moline
cutivator Case lister, nearly hand ,aIIer, set
of harness, grindsone large combination chicken coops,
two three dozen Chickens several tons CT hay,
kitchen range large coal heater sanitary COUCH aok
bedstead and springs, dozen dining chails, single cot ard
other articles
TERMs-Ten months time with halSable at 8 pr
cent interest all sums of $40 ovar; under $40 cash Prop
erty must be settled for before taken away.
Mrs. Frank Gary, Prop.
Topper Son. Aucts II. NJ. sisby Clerk.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-06-03

Lakeland, Fla, June 3, 1920.
Editor Town Gossip: I've been see
ing several articles in the papers of
late concerning big reductions in the
cost of living. I've carefully figured
out what my bills are going to be this
month and darned if I can see, any
change. Looks to me as though things
were still going up. How about it?
PUZZLED.
DEAR PUZZLED.
YOUR LETTER received.
AS YOU will note.
FROM READING the above.
AND I'LL agree with you.
THAT THERE have been.
A LOT of articles.
IN THE papers.
ABOUT A reduction in prices.
OF A Lot Of things.
IN THE newspapers.
YOU CAN be sure.
: AND IT'S THE truth.
AND | can vouch for that.
BECAUSE | work on
A NEWSPAPER
AND IF the papers have said.
THAT THINGS are going down
THEY'RE BOUND to go down.
ALTHOUGH I'LL admit.
THAT IT'S hard to see It.
WHEN THE bills come in.
AT THE emil Of the month.
BUT ONE Of the greatest.
THINGS IN THE world.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-06-03
The Town GOSSIP

is THE doctrine of faith.
AND fTs something.
THAT ALL of us.
OUGHT TO have.
AND I remember.
ONE TIME in Sunday school.
WE HAD strong lesson.
ON THE power of faith.
AND A couple Of days later.
| WAS passing a house.
AND A dog came out.
AND l made up my mind.
TO HAVE faith.
THAT HE wouldn't bite me.
AND I faithed.
JUST AS hard as l could.
BUT THE dog didn't know.
WHAT I was doing.
AND HE tore big hole.
IN ONE of my stockings.
BUT THAT'S no reason.
WHY WE should.
BE DISCOURAGED.
AND IF we keep on believing.
THAT THINGS are going down.
MAYBE THEY'LL go down.
AND MAYBE they won't.
LORD ONLY knows.
l DON'T.
I THANK you.