The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-12-27
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The motor fire wagon worked IKE
IL. aitho dumb and without brains,
vet appreciated the situation ana
hound 20 do It's part as Il should.
Chief Abbott says that there was all
the tiu,, all the water that could be
used. that the full quantity OF water
that could be used. was and that
there was no lack Of pressure at any
time during the fire.--Ciartnda ual
Journal.
Voting booths In Ia Crosse, WIS.
are being used as milk stations
wherc the people can buy n quart OF
milk cents cheaper than from the
milk dealer who delivers H. IL II
certainly a pleasure 20 learn that
some good use can he made OF
voting booth.
They're talking % Taft for chief
Justice OF the supreme court We're
for him. He looks well In black
gown
RIG CITY STUFF
To give a cosmopolitan flavor TO
che function a light refreshmen' was
served during the entire evening.
after which the Joyous participants
DEPARTED for their domiciies with me
happy remlnlsccnee OF having spent
= vondrous evening. - Frankfort
und) Times
The prohibition department has H.
rued a report showing how many
per~ons were arrested. how much
they were fined. how many autos
v~r> conflscatet and how much
hooze was seized Proving once
more that figures are dry.
Competition Is the strife OF trade.
1rs a strange world. Woodrow
Wilson received 5000 for helping
the peace Of the world and Judge
lands will receive $4,000 n year for
keeping peace in commerciaiized
baseball.
BACK To THE Blue LAWS
A little less % sv'rythins's our se,ee..
And when we get II. rather lees OF mat
People never should be merry.
Pl~ssure's quite unnecessary;
- ur pin ali wicked shoulders TO tbs
mat
We would end the curse % srnokiaE rns
tobacco.
Ard hang ths ~iessa fellows Who inhsi.:
And we'd have the xsndarnes s~oop OF
Those Who get and save each sospon.
And the men vha carry matches ne
would jail
We would lynch the man who bets upon
Ara me one ~ho backs a racing horse 70
La this be our golden rule. boys:
Down with golf and kelly pooL boys
on, We classify the checker gArns as sini
We would cut out young folks rpesu'as
Ard we'd stand Tor prohibition II the
kiss.
And we'd call . man = sinner
Who voaid take girl 20 dinn~
or whose auto engine plainly had
miss
We would urge q state Of rfs intensely
Ana end the savetiss that are rife:
We would take away that pleasure
which tho married man does treasur.----
That Of FIoHTfNG. when he wants to,
with his sifsi
We would have the moving pictures do
less moving
Make the films more apt TO hun = man
TO sleep.
when the vanp her FOOLS eareuzfnz.
or Is shown IN f1insy dressing.
wed make II wrong for movie fans 10
peepi
We would cot the scenes that show =
Wed make the hero always wear q coat.
Legislation ve would beg. STR,
'Gainst the bare piano leg. sir.
And we'd bar the naughty bare head and
bare throat
And we'd stop all scenes that showed a
bit OF shooting.
Bar all weapons fsven eating with 9
knlfeJ,
And ali nights Of pies Of custard
on our blacklist would be mustered
Pastry's not designed for taking human
Iifsi
And we'd bar the use Of motor cars on
And perhaps on Monday. Tuesday. We'd
nesdaY. ton;
Come. let ov'ry legislature
ffsHHNf inc FORM OF human nAtufss
x&ts bar iapghlng-its ally thing
20 dol
Lss as make II quito Illegal to 20
walking;
Let rs bar all couples strouing IN the
park.
Why not stop the people eating7
fFood Is very oserheatingj.
Let's attend fun'rai when 20 crave q
farki
Come, Together nowi Won mako our
platform stronger,
shove TO all the bige laws Jet ue give
Let ua have a law quito snappy. .
Keeping folks from being happy.
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