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The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Dog Barred From Cemetery When People Protest.

CONCORDIA, KANS.-When Beloir residents learned that Dr. D. $. O'Brien had buried his dog, Jack, in Elmwood cemetery petitions of protest poured in to the council. The dogs body was removed from the cemetery and reinterred in the doctors back yard after six attorneys, a special ref cree, and a district court judge had looked up the law on the subject. Af- ter Jack died his place was hard to
 fill, because he had special chair and ate at the table as if a human. He was buried in special coffin with silver name-plate and went to his first resting place under pile of flowers.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
CATS AND DOGS THE
 BASIS FOR PHRASE

Something that causes great sen- sation for short time and then pass es into the limbo of forgotten things, has been styled mine days wonder" The expression is supposed to origin ate from the fact that cats and dogs are born blind, and continue so for nine days, until the eyes are opened. The parallelism arises in the assump- tion that for nine days the public are blind with astonishment, then their eyes are opened and they cease to wonder.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
MADE IT WORSE

Miss Green had been invited to be bridesmaid at quite a smart we'd ding, and spent much time in plan ming her new frock.
 At last it was ready; and when she tried it on she asked Mrs. Jones from next door to come and see it.
 "It's sweet, my dear" said the good lady admiringly. "And certainly you look lady, whatever you are"
 Miss Greene's face told her she had made mistake, so she corrected her self hurriedly:
 "No. I mean you are lady, what ever you look"
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Finds Bottle of Whisky And Starts a Big Fuss.

NEW YORK.-The town of Mineola was thrown into an uproar when a bottle of whisky, covered with dust, was discovered in partition under the first floor of the old Nassau hotel, which is being torn down.
 A workman's cry, there's a bottle of booze" reached the ears of per sons waiting for trains at the Long Island railroad station across the street, and no less than 100 men dash ed into the hotel. Some of them lost their train. While they were battling for the booze, Hugh Kennedy, who owns the building, seized it.
 He broke the cork trying to pull it out. Then he went down the street looking for cork screw, and disap- peared.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Britons Making Largest Bible; Hand Written.

LONDON.-What is said to be the worlds largest Bible now is being written by hand by leading men and women of the United Kingdom. Among those who are participating in the work are King George, Queen Mary, the Prince of Wales, and the cabinet ministers.
 The book will contain the complete text of the authorized version from Genesis to Revelation, and there is space in it for 12,000 hand written contributions. It will be five feet, two inches high and three feet, six inches wide. Twelve large goatskins. were required for the binding, which is done in red levant morocco leather.
 This huge book will be exhibited in various places, the idea being to at tract support to the Bible crusade in 1921. It is even hoped to take it over seas to the dominions, where it would be shown in motor car provided with folding platform and pulpit.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Eats Dynamite, then Explodes; Government Pays Bill.

Congress has come to the aid of the man whose COW ate a strip of gov ernment dynamite and died.
 A claim of $60 by E. Willard, of Willard, Wash, owner of the COW, was approved. The evidence showed that an employe of the Forest Service threw a condemned stick of dynamite into the Willard pasture, which the COW took for food.
 A claim for Mike MacGarvey's false teeth, lost when a falling beam in a shipyard struck him on the head, was also allowed.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Strangest Strike on Record Broken

NEW YORK. - The men who sell blood for transfusion operations struck for more money at the Flower hos pital. They demanded $55 for a pint of blood, $50 more than they received two weeks ago, since which time the price has already been increased to $40. The student and nurses at the hospital responded as strikebreakers. Ten minutes after the strike started one nurse was on the operating table, a surgeon performed the transfusion operation and the hospital received a pint of blood free. The strike was then broken.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Ring Catches on Nail, Holds Child in Air.

BOWLING GREEN, O.-Nine year old Ethel Gosnelli, daughter of an oil worker living here, is suffering from broken finger and nearly lost her life in a peculiar manner. She and other little girls had been locked in a shed at the schoolhouse by boys. All jumped out of the window. EthePs ring caught on nail and held fast. The weight of her body broke the finger bone and the ring cut deeply into the flesh. She had turned black in the face and her heart had nearly ceased beating before physicians ar rived.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
PARTIAL OBSCURITY

"In the movies, you say?"
 "A star"
 "Then his income must be immense" "No. Being merely a good actor, he doesn't amount to much. He hasn't funny walk and can't jump over horse."
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Illustrates the Way U. s. Handles Immigration

NEW. YORK. - Ellis islands most protracted visitor, Migi Cogic, who has been detained there since August 3, 1914, is now on his way home to Austria, immigration authorities re- ported.
 Cogic arrived here upon the out break of the war, but was found to have defective vision and was ordered deported as an undesirable alien.
 War caused suspension of sailings to Austria and Cogic was forced to wait.
 His board cost the government $2,046 and, in addition, he took away $495, earned doing hair cutting, shay ing and tailoring for immigrants.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Mortgage on Cat and Fiddle

STOCKTON, MO.-There was filed in the office of the recorder of deeds the most unusual chattel mortgage ever presented at the office. The arti- cles mentioned to secure debt of $46 were as follows: One shotgun, one Winchester rife, two violins, one black tomcat with white feet, named Tom. It was not specified that the guns had hammers nor the fiddle with bow, but the identification of the tom cat was not left in doubt, indicating that the cat was considered by the mortgagee the most valuable of the security.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
SANDY'S EXCUSE

''How is it, Sandy" asked visitor of Scotch coal merchant, "that you quote the lowest prices in town and then make reductions to your friends, and yet you can make money?"
 "Weel, it's this way" explained Sandy in an undertone. "Ye see, l knock off two shillings a ton because a customer is a freen of mine, and then l knock off two hundred-weight a ton because I'm a freen O his."
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Hours in Advance He Predicts Minute of Death.

HORNELL, N. Y.-Henry A. Pratt, a prominent retired business man, called his neice to his bedside early one morning and dictated a notice of his death for the local newspapers, giving S:45 o'clock the hour of death. Promptly to the minute he passed away.
 He was S8 years old and had been in poor health for some time. He had previously picked out his own coffin and arranged with the undertaken to conduct the service.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Hen, 32 Years Old, Dies; Plumage Turns White

DANIELSON, CONN. - The death of Eusatia Palidani, 32 years old, Spanish black hen, said to have been the oldest hen in the United States, is announced by James Blanchard, her owner. In her youth Eusatia was a prize winning pedigreed beauty. When 15 years old her black plumage be- came white
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
First Aero Funeral

ARKANSAS CITY, KAN.-What is claimed to have been the first use of the airplane as hearse occurred here recently when Aviators Hill and Will Hams, of this city, carried the corpse of small girl from Raw City to Fairfax, Okla., for burial.
 The small casket, strapped to the aeroplane, was carried to within twenty-five feet of the prepared grave.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Lemon, Not Apple, That Upset Eve

TOPEKA, KAN. - According to a speech delivered by B. K. Smith, well known horticulturist of Lawrence, be- fore the State Horticultural society here few days ago, twas lemon and not an apple that got Adam and Eve into trouble in the Garden of Eden.
 Smiths argument was that the word translated apple" in the Bible is with great probability supposed to mean the citron tree and the trees fruit a species of lemon.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Spotted Poland China Boar Is Sold at $35,0O0

Worlds record prices were paid for spotted Poland China hogs at a sale at Cicero, Ind, to 300 buyers.
 Iowa purchasers obtained the prize boar at $35,000, a new worlds record price, and the prize SOW for $S,500.
 The average price for the forty head disposed of was SLIGO.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
WORTH TRYING

"Supposing 1 give you your supper" said the tired-looking woman, "what will you do to earn it?"
 Madam" said the wanderer, "I'd give you de opportunity uv seeing a man go t'roo a whole meal without finding fault wid a single ting"
 The woman thought a minute, and then told him to come in and she'd se. the table.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Waitress Is Fined for Speeding Her S4,500 Car in New York

NEW YORK. - Sophie Hodosky, a waitress, who testified that she re ceived a salary of SIP week, was fined S2 after she had pleaded guilty to violation of traffic rules while driv- ing her S4,500 automobile. She told the court she averaged $50 week in tips,
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
New Anti-Dry Society.

MILWAUKEE,-Pledging its mem- bers to campaign for temperance and against prohibition, a new lodge, Order of Camels, was inaugurated in Milwaukee January 16, 1920, the day the prohibition amendment became effective. The lodge will begin a two years campaign for the repeal of the amendment, it was announced.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30

Another evidence that our system of justice falls short is that if the charges of fraud are proved against Senator Newberry, he will be guilty. His service in keeping Henry Ford out of the senate will not be admitted even as an extenuating circumstance.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
DOESN'T MATTER NOW

"Time settles many questions" 'It has effectively settled one that caused considerable speculation a few years ago."
 What question was that ?"
 "What is whisky?"
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Powder Puifs Barred by
 Denver "U" WOman's Dean

DENVER, COLO. - Powder puffs were barred at the University of Den yer by ruling of the dean. Reasons: Standing in front of the big mirror will wear out the rugs; men students can see the women powdering and it is not dignified.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30

Said Pat, "I wish I was half Jew and half Irish, instead of being all Irish"
 "Why is that?" asked a bystander.
 Because" explained Pat, ''an Irishman is always wantin' half dol lar an Jew always has one"
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30

She-"I'll never go anywhere again with you as long as live"
 He-"W-why?" . She-"You asked Mrs. Smith how her husband was standing the heat, and he's been dead two months"
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
HELPFUL

"How's trader"
 "I'm doing better" said the fashion able tailor. "The war induced some of my dead beat customers to econom- ize on clothes"
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30

q wonder why Scotchman always says 'hae' for 'have'?"
 "On account of his thrift. He saves W every time he does it."
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30

We need at this time a few good common-sense-rousing slogans. "More Sanity and Less Vanity" is one that has been suggested. Another is, Get Busy and Give the Country Chance"
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Patient Cuts Out Appendix

Patient Cuts
 Out Appendix
 SANTA ANA.-"Snip" went pair of shears in the hands of the patient himself, and Charles Hilton was minus his appendix.
 The surgeons, applying local an aesthetic, made an incision to uncover the appendix, and when it came time to cut off the offending portion of his anatomy, Mir. Hilton asked permission to do the cutting himself. Satisfying themselves that he had the nerve, the physicians agreed. He wielded the surgical shears as though he had been accustomed to handling them daily.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30

Edith-"Engaged? Why, he is con- younger than she is.'
 Maud-"Yes, but he doesnr; know
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
THIS WEEKS QUEER NEVIS
Judge Refuses to Probate
 Will Written on TableclOth

SAN FRANCISCO.-A will written upon tablecloth was refused probate by Superior Judge Thomas F. Graham. It was written by Mrs. Helen Scott, who committed suicide. It said:
 "Give the trunk in the hall to Fred Spreen. Give chain to Mrs. Allen. You will find money in the bank to pay all expenses. Put my black dress on me. Love to all. Helen"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13
NEWS OF MISHAWAKA
Nelcs-Tmes office L20 Lincoln Way Phone Mshawaka 10
MIAMI CLUB LUNCHEON
IS SUCCESSFUL Event

The inclement weather in no way
interfered with the success Of the
first spring luncheon at the Miami
Country club Wednesday afternoon.
which was one OF the most success
full functions yet held. Thirty guests
were seated around the dining room
and were served a recherche lunch
con by the May committee. COM
posed OF the following ladies; Mrs.
J. H. Graham. Mrs. r. 5. Feig. Mrs.
Schuyler Rose and Mrs. Fred Will
lett. who presided at a large center
table artistically decorated with
vari-colored electric lights. candles.
ping tulle and a large cluster OF red
roses
Following the luncheon. the after
noon was spent at auction bridge.
favors being awarded Mrs. X. w.
Gaylor and Mrs. Fred y. Smith.
Mrs. Andrew Osborne of LapOrte
was an out-of-tOwn guest
A unique entertainment Is being
planned for next Wednesday when
the ladies will be seen in new and
interesting roles.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13
ALUMNI GROUP
PLANS RECEPTION
To Graduation Class of 1920
Chairman and Commit
tees Appointed.

The Alumni association viii hold
meeting az the high school Mon
day evening. May u, at 40, when
business pertaining 90 the annual
reception 10 the graduating class OF
the high school viii be taken up.
The following have been named
to act on the boosters committee:
Mrs. @. W. Studebaker, Mrs W.
r. Butterworth. I'd Byrkit, William
.. Niles. Mrs. ". Golden, Miss Cora
Ney. Mrs. Harvey Jones, Miss Jean
ME Terry. Miss VI. Simanton, George
Eberhart. ST.. Miss A. Reese, Mrs.
Schuyler Rose. Ralph Gaylor, Mrs.
e. A. Ostrom, Mrs. j. a. Newman,
Mrs Y. Leopold. Miss Julia Hudson,
Miles smith. Mrs. Ralph Jernegan,
Mrs. VIII Borst Miss Emma Finch,
Carl Perkins. Mrs. Scott Easterday,
Mrs. G. l.. Tyler, Miss Ethel Finch,
Mrs. Bert Webster Miss Hazel
Chandler. DR.. Hutchinson, Miss Mae
Cooper, Palmer Perkins. Lynn Nc
Knight Clarence Powell. Mrs. Ivan
Smith. Mrs. William Stone, Glenn
BabcOck. Miss GOnitta Burkhart,
Miss Iva Middleton. Miss Mary Rob
inson. Miss Clara Brown, Dempster
Beatty. Miss Hilda Behse, Miss Mary
Waidner, Miss Florence Burnett,
Harold Crum, Paul F'usen, Miss
Helen Garnes and Ben Piser.
Miss Norma Bortner will act as
chairman OF the invitation commit
tee. Mrs. Marie Mohler, entertain
ment; Mrs. Robert Lang, refresh
ment, Miss Florence Stuller, decora-
tion. and Miss Sylvia FOlker. music.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13
LINCOLN rHEATER PLEAsFs.

Crowded audiences attended the
Lincoln theater yesterday and en-
loved one OF the finest pictures ever
shown in Mishawaka. The Natural
Law" tells a story OF absorbing and
tense interest Il generously COM
b!nes love, laughter, tears and
honor. and the moral IL teaches
should appeal 10 every heart. The
Lhotogra ply is exquisite. the night
scenes especially so. The acting
leaves nothing 20 desire. In short.
The Natural Law" is. phOtOplay
that is well worth seeing. 1t will be
shown today for the last times, mat
inee and night.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13
Big Star at Temple.

william Farnum will be seen at
the Temple theater today and to-
morrow In The Adventure" This
is q Spanish romance, and Farnum's
wonderful workmanship is one Of
the features OF the strongly dram
attic story. The character is admir-
ably suited 10 him and its is said
20 show him at his best.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13
TO ATTEND MEETING.

Fourteen ladies' OF st. Paul's Epis-
copal church will drive 20 Bristol,
Ind. today 10 attend the district
meeting OF the WOman's auxiliary
which is in session.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13

Two special cars Will take you to
the auction sale of lots I'm east
Mish0waka, to be held Saturday aft
ernOOn. May Is. Cars Will leave cor
ncr Main and Lincoln way at and
2:3O p. IN. Free ride, everybody In
vited TO attend.
JOSEPH DE IORF1NZI.
11t3-Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13

WANTED-A single man to work on a
dairy farm. take care OF cows and help
milk. VII pay a good man real wages,
steady work the year around Farm
four miles east Of Mishawaka on Lincoln
Highway, two blocks from car inc IL
will pay To look me up. Phone Garfield
SO FL, Mishawaka. Henry y. Kemp.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13

DR.. Makielski. osteopath. 201 s
Church, S. W. corner from p. O.
Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13

For Sale:-Six room house, partly
modern, or Lincoln way w, corner
lot. Call Mishawaka 1032.-Adv.
12t3
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13

Many people say Just For Fun"
See the results Saturday evening at
the II. S. Auditorium. Adv 12t1
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13

Don't fail TO see the three-act
society comedy Just For Fun" at
the II. s. auditorium Saturday even
ing. by the VI. II. 5. a. class OF 10.
Adv 12t1
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13
TALK OF In TOWN.

TALK OF THE TOWN.
OUR MODERN AND SEMI- MODERN
HOMES ~ EVERY CHOICE LOCATION.
EAST THIRD ST.
modern seven room and bath home
With 20 foot frontage. open stairway
A modern but heat seven rooms and
bath for $500 Large corner lot, close
" STATE STREET.
One block north OF Lincoln Way. seven
rooms and bath modern semi bungalow,
soon possession, oak floors and trim.
WEST GROVE.
Eight rooms and bath. corner lot. one
block from parry and car hnei garage
5000.
SIX rooms and bath. steam hear. pas
tered garage, corner lot, one BLOCK from
-0''N WEST BATTELL.
Seven rooms and bath. modern hut
heat very attractive appearance, S4ZcJ
Six rooms and bath, modern but heat,
$40 one block from school ana car
line -....-..,
Modern but heat. eight rooms. one
block from Main; $500
SOUTH CEDAR
Five room cottage, stool, gas; wafer
electric lights. new roof ana newly ueco-
rated $500. Terms
SOUTHWEST
Six rooms electric lights and gas, high
ceilings: 5000.
NORTH LOCUST.
Eight rooms. electric lights. $1,000 one
block from car line.
NORTH CHARLOTTE.
-Four rooms electric lights and gas
newly redecOrated, $500. Easy terms
Now vacant
GRAB THIS QUICK
All. MODERN GARAGE Six rooms
and bath. in second block uOr1h IF Mish-
awake Ave. $500.
We VII be glad 20 show You through
these homes at any time. Just call Mlsh
awake 2O2
Mr.. Property Owner-Take advantage
Of our unrivaled service and low com
missions Our appraiser Will call at an!
time .
PENN REALTY COMPANY.
"A Of "a &nUfh Bpnn TO
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13

Just For Fun" NJ. II S. audi
forum. Saturday evening Admis-
sion, 35c. Adv. 1911
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13
MISHAWAKA CLASSIFIED

wANTED-Ben boys and fireman. Apply
Hotel Mishawaka. l2tf
WANTED-To buy square piano for use
in community center. Phone Mishawaka
2212 1913
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13
Kid Ross DisPoses of
Billiard Room Business

Kid Ross, Mishawaka's we'll
known and popular wrestler, has
sold his billiard hall 10 A l.. Shank
and Harry JontZ. who will take pos
session on the oath OF the present
month. The business was estab-
lished In the basement OF the Mish-
awake Trust & Savings bank build
ing IA months ago and has been a
going concern ever since opening
its doors. The Kid plans 20 devote
all his time 20 the wrestling game
in the future. and will probably
leave shortly on an automobile trip
10 the Pacific coast during which he
will hll several engagements. Owing
to his clean methods in the sporting
game the Kid has a large following
Of friends and admirers who wish
him every success in the future.
Two special cars will take you TO
the auction sale of lots I'm east
Mishewaka, to be held Saturday aft
ernoOn, May IS. Cars will leave cor
ner Main and Lincoln way at and
2:3O p. IN. Free ride, everybody in
vited TO attend.
JOSEPH DE IORENZI.
11t3-Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13
EAST THIRD ST.

OUR MODERN AND SEMI- MODERN
HOMES ~ EVERY CHOICE LOCATION.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13

A modern seven room and bath home
With 20 foot frontage. Open stairway,
fine view: $500
modern but heat seven rooms and
bath for $1,000. Large corner lot, close
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13
STATE STREET

One block north Of Lincoln Way. seven
rooms and bath modern semi bungalow,
soon possession, oak floors and trim.
Bargain
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13
NOW VACANT.

FOR sALE-Five passenger touring car:
first class running condition. Cali after
2. N, SIS W Sixth 81 ito
WANT TO buy a small farm, not over
20 acres down 90 acres Prefer part
" Improved Box Y. News-Times. lott
FOR SALE
Eight rooms and bath: close IN,
hardwood floors paved street for
quick sale. 81 500
Seven rooms. Al repairs .......... z,s0O
Pive rooms, city water and gas lights
large lot. Observation-Disclosures. 200
seven rooms modern. large lot,
fruit. chicken house ..........-.. 1870
EARL C. GARMTRE
IS Engledrum Bldg.
MsnaVaka SO
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13
WEST GROVE

Eight rooms and bath, corner lot, on
block from parry and car line, garage
5000.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13

Mr. Property Owner-Take advantage
Of our unrivaled service and low COM
missions Our appraiser Will call at any
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13

SIX rooms and bath. steam heat. pas
tered garage, corner lot, one block fro
Main: 5000
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-13

Seven rooms and bath. modern but
heat. very attractive appearance, S42c0.
Six rooms and bath. modern but heat
$40 one block from school ana car
Bisbee daily review., 1920-09-17
Close Finishes Mark Great Western Races

OMAHA, Nebr Sept. 1G. - Close finishes marked the feature races of the Great Western circuit here today. Single G was forced to go the third heat of the free for all pace in 2:01A, with Hal Malone crowding him close. In the second heat of the race, the judges changed their decision after a conference, giving it to Hal Malone. In the first heat of the PIP trot the four leaders were nose and nose. Miss Pinkerton won this race after Dorothy Day had taken two firsts. Silver Maid took the 2:0S pace, winning the first second and fourth heats. The re- suits:
 First race. PIP trot. purse S1,500- Miss Pinkerton, owned by w. B. Fay Tor. Sedalia, Mo-, first; Dorothy Day, owned by E. D. Gould, Kearney, Nebr.. second; Grance Corning, owned by J. B. Kirkpatrick. Omaha, third Best time 2:O7A.
 Second race, 2:0S pace, purse 5000 Silver Maid, owned by w. A. Will son, Chanute, Kans., first; Hallie Hoyt, owned by J. C. Beatty, Creston Iowa. second; Hazel Kuester, owned by Allen Bros, Indianapolis, third.