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The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1920-12-11

Mr. E. C. Willard was a business
visitor of Lake Charles Thursday.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1920-12-11

Mr.. S. O. Scoggins, Mr. Zim Todd
and Mr.. C. f. Carr were business visit
ors in Lake Charles Wednesday,
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1920-12-11

Rev. R. L. Weldon and daughter
Monique, were Lake Charles visitors
Thursday evening
Mrs. F. B. Goodwin and sister, Mar
CARTE, were in Lake Charles Thurs
day.
Miss Francis Hayes has returned to
her home after few days visit with
her aunt, Mrs. F. E. Hurlbut.
Mrs. Frank Cannon and Mr.. and
Mrs. Earl Leach motored to Lake
Charles Thursday.
Rev. r. L. Weldon left Tuesday for
Houston, Texas, where he will attend
the Gulf Conference of the NJ. E.
church.
Mrs. G. E. and e. H. Boiling enter
tanned a few friends Tuesday evening
in honor of their neice, Miss Fern
Storm The evening was spent by play
ing games and music. Refreshments
were served by the hostess and the
guests departed at very late hour
stating they had enjoyed a very pleas
ant evening.
o
Mr.. S. o. Scoggins, Mr., Zim Todd
and Mr.. C. f. Carr were business visit
ors in Lake Charles Wednesday.
.
Mrs. A. r. McBurney left Monday
morning for st. Patrtcks sanitarium
in Lake Charles for an operation. 1t
is reported that she is doing nicely.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1920-12-11

MIR. and Mrs. Clarence Monger of
Fenton visited friends and relatives
Sunday evening.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1920-12-11

TO BREAK A COLD TAKE sss.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1920-12-11

Miss Phoebe Powell, who is attend
ing Welsh h Ugh chOOl, spent the
weekend with her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Edd Powell at Fenton.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1920-12-11

supt. W. P. Annette of Jennings was
a business visitor of Welsh Tuesday.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1920-12-11

A FEW DOSES sss BREAK A COLD
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1920-12-11

Mr. and Mrs. Earl Leach and baby
who have been visiting Mr.. and Mrs.
F. Cannon have returned to their home
in Indiana.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1920-12-11

Mr.. Charlie Jeter was business
visitor of Lake Charles last week.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1920-12-11

Mr.. Geo. A. Roberts and family Of
Vintou were Welsh visitors Sunday.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1920-12-11

Mr., and Mrs. P. ]. Unkel and Mrs.
NJ. Gallup were Lake Charles visitors
Thursday.
The Rice belt journal. (Welsh, Calcasieu Parish, La.) 1900-19??, 1920-12-11

Mrs. Jack Lingle of Lake Arthur is
visiting Mrs. c. NJ, Shoemaker.
Mountain advocate., 1920-10-29
COX Fues U CAN'T
FOL TIE FARMERS

1t Is dlScnlt 10 ~ whathsr one
should sdnirs.ths sheer nsrvs Of Gov
srnor Coz. scr wonder at the brszep
Tendencies bis campaign u developing.
He calmly faces An sudia0es Of farm
ers and says:
THE farmer " entitled to q large
representation In government; AAd
public ssrvics, in nay 1udsnaGt--and
II did not believe this ] would not
say twill have In Stacieay I'D
vaneed By largo representation Of
agricultural thought
Yet thsrs isn't q fA<RGr In Ohio
who deesa't know that u l4l2 1t wa
Governor Cox vhs deprived The farm.
ar s6 al participation u barn matters,
which was taxasd over u . high sal.
AIRED Doliucsl e0Aasisaisa csAtrsllsd
By Governor Cox. Ehs Republican
administration Of 0syarpor Willis
LATER handed bach co&trsa Of their AT
fairs 70 tAe fprppets.
Mountain advocate., 1920-10-29

One stffkin2 instarcs 81 hsw Ne
me pnsuc trsasnry wsn fapeed 81
III aoadHn hesr6hy the Admtnistss-
tion esssy fnkAxs that see -
neeosd vas citsa BY s~nafor wse
500 ef Indiana In . rccsef speech.
To brand ssos-901 GO hersae ssd
nules $4,000 branding irsas we're
ordsrsds - said.
The feontrsctor," he went %,
agreed that thsss irsas should BE
made a. copper vhich was very
Mountain advocate., 1920-10-29

Novsnabsr Il. 19lS.-Clerk Wen,
suppose I lose my job aewi Firs
whom you're ready, CHIEF,
Chief: The war department. wants
list Of considerations oS3ectors By
States!
April u, 1Si9.--Gerk; The LIST II
completed, Chief Now ars.
Chief; Did say by StA,esf |
meant By Assl 80.
August 1.--GArk; Here 10 the
list Of 'cenchias" BY Axs. Shall
resign nowf
Chief whsa dpes the lesss On jour
aat expire1-s octohsf II
That list must BE- dsas ~ nationality,
I Ind The secretary wants It.
September 23.--Clark: Tbs list BY
natioAality 10 doas. chisf. AID my lease
expires October ].
Chief: That's it. 1AhslAts tAsm
secerdiaS 10 whether they're Rspnh.
ncsas er pszoosts, 80. PreAibl.
tieaists des't count, Many VI them
can't
April l, la&R-Chief .Upst pesuyssd
from South. Americas tour Of in
vestigpttsp Late ths b>ap Situation In
Lima, sSd stappln2 to lsSk int the
ginger sitpAtidU In JsnAica) What
have yog hesa w to, G0odsby?
Clerk: Tvsthsted rssw by lodges,
and BY fsvostts hsveriASs tor ice
cream snRaaess BY fsvsrits collars for
spsts: By presrsacs for ps3sxas pat.
terms; By fxsSrfts nnstschs wax-
why. cir therss Isn't . csWcisntsais
obtector-
Chief Good heavens, yes don't mean
to tell ne that it's tes osascieus a.
,ecttoas you've been listaag- -
Why, you'n have - Do It al over
again. naaat uaesasdsntsuA o.
1sctors !-Oastsons haszdns.
Mountain advocate., 1920-10-29
DEWITT NEWS.

Nancy f. Lester is sick this week.
Death came into the home of j. H.
Mays Wednesday night and took away
his baby hoy.
Born to Mr.. and Mrs. James Lester.
fine. girl. weight 10 pounds. named
Bertha Morehead.
Will Bure, who has had pneumonia.
is improving. Nancy Bure is imprOv-
ing also.
Mountain advocate., 1920-10-29

Where there's BABY on Farm Keep
- Rat-Snap
Rats are On most farms. Once they
gst'inside the house-look out. Rats
kill infants-biting them is not I'M
usual. Nursing bottles attract rats.
Break a cake OF RAT-SNAP and
throw it around. 1t will surely rid
you of rats and mice. Three sizes
soc. Coo. $1.25. Sold and guaran-
teed by Grant Drug Store and Will
son Bros.-Adv.
Mountain advocate., 1920-10-29


huriel knights Of Pythias is one Of
the most patriotic organlzatio In this
membership. three Of Its number wore
the American Army uniform and these
men have returned with the glory and
honor ofservice to country in time Of
war. The Lodge In this community
has stood for loyal Americanism and
devotion TO country that would permit
men to leave their office or Preside to
perform a service for their fellowmsn
and to give aid to a country in war
SO efficiently has the organization
conducted its activity that the word
"Pythian" il synonym for patriotism.
More han 10000 men Of the United
States and Canada are members of
theOrder. There are fifty-four grand
domains and over 1900 lodges. The
Order has proved itself loyal to coun-
try. More than 10000 young men Of
the Order crossed the seas or were
ready for embarkstion when the arm-
istice was signed.
The Pythian Order was the first to
write into Its ritual the flag ceremony
II was the first American fraternity
to enforce the sole of rituals printed
In English; 1t was the first to disbar
from membership men engaged in the
liquor traffic. II has made war on
all things not safe and sane and does
everything possible for making the
world better
During the year. the Lodge has had
q number of limitations and under the
leadership Of J. NJ. Trosper extensive
plans aremade for advancement in
1921.
In 1877, under the direction Of the
Supreme Lodge. the insurance De
psrtment was established and placed
In charge OF a Board of Control Since
that time the Department has paid
sc, 285, $50 to widows and orphans of |
members. Even with the war losses \
and those Of the great epidemic o:
last year, this Department has re-
turned nearly $2,OOOOO0 in waived
payments. 1t hasa legal reserve and
ledger assets amounting to over So.
100000 invested in American securi
ties. During the last year 1t paid
Sass every minute to aid in main
tanning the Pythian household, or an
equivalent Of s8,312 for every day In
the year.
Other auxilisries are the Uniform
Rank which gave 10000 men and off,
GERS In the world war; the Knights of |
Khorassan, the playground of Pyth-
isnism;" and the Pythian Sisters with
members, whose war rec
ord and altruistic work has made the |
organization one OF the most effective |
fraternities in America. In |
this spirit has the order been nodded.
In every relation and from every |
viewpoint, Pythianism is practical.
elevsting and consistently progressive.
Mountain advocate., 1920-10-29
cox LakSs sALksAsA ~

All travelling salssnA viz - ists<-
ested to know what ne I've eaAai-
dates fsr PreASsAs tAaA& 81 thso:
0svsxzSr C~x aAll ~ ~ sdksarisl v
his paper. this Daytss News: The axt
Of salssnaAskip y . SGD Ssal Of .
naisAacs to IL DaSlc."
: ssastsrs RarkiAS "a: III ttSs
great hedy Se tlzsSitAS A1sa.ssal b
Sa> q ths asGst vaarA s<zkss "
have, whether = pssca Or war"
Mountain advocate., 1920-10-29
yhAT's tosS 49,

~ nsAS tAs yax1sss lttti% IBIS tSat
he air~stAr q psnscrssde NS>rst,uss
IN Katscsy s1 haSS hsAaaAS hin
yin - IL rsrsA1Ala~s e De staAlsS-
itss, the BscahAAitss, As RAssitss
che Hslyisss. 4s Hs~iitssitss, ths
Psppsllatss. TIE HAtcssvatss end The
wea't-Rsrscepcilsd dAAs whs are
ssalnsf Bsckhsn "arsk LIST sod ell
The time"
Mountain advocate., 1920-10-29
COUNTY CLAIMS

All holding County Claims for
1918. 1919, 1920. are required to
bring them into the sherin's Office
or interest will cease October 25th.
Mountain advocate., 1920-10-29
IRuE khAktAN.

Senator Bscahan', rscsrd u Ca
'srsss dssbtsss- is m - Sssk To tss
vssing man sd woDsa % kAatpcky.
bnt thsy esR hsnk ~ 0es tags Tho
senator wSst .rspsis S'g-s~f - -
cbs cpes al
Mountain advocate., 1920-10-29

II you cannot do II one way, do
Il another. Get Il done.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-05-05
SCHOOL ASSIGNMENT
WORK IS COMPLETED
FEW CHANGES MADE

The following statement In regard
20 the assignment OF school terms
was Issued Saturday by the board
OF trustees:
"The several committees appoint
cd by the board for the purpose Of
arranging the school children Of the
city into groups for the IS Weeks
school Plan completed their work
and read the assignments To pupils
last week. The principals q the
esvsYsi schools heard complaints.
and wherever II was possible made
Seadjustments % meet the needs Of
the patrons. In some eases. however.
~ adjustments could he made be-
cause OF the necessity of dividing
the children into three equal groups
a. The as Weeks Plan requires. The
principals report that patrons have
siiown o very maRnanlmous spirit In
the matter and have manifested a
willingness 10 make sacrifice
wasnever IL was impossible to give
tRem the term they wanted. They
aay they have never seen better
spirit manifested by any people than
10 now being manifested by the pco-
ole OF Amarillo. In very few in
siancss has there been any dispOsl-
ton not 10 cooperate.
''when IL Is remembered that we
are doing the unprecedented In ask
iae them TO lay aside their personal
preferences and long established
castom and 10 make a sacrifice for
the schools that In many cases Is n
real sacrifice. the attitude OF the
people 10 certainly very commenda-
BILE one. In only four or five in
stances out OF the two thousand pa
irons OF the schools has II been indi-
Gated that anyone was going TO have
his way regardless OF results. In
hundreds Of cases. patrons have said
that they were willing 10 make any
kind OF a sacrifice for the sake OF
the schools: that they had rather
have such and such term. hut were
willing to lay aside their preferences
for the schools. This Is a spirit that
will put the IS Weeks Plan over
and save the schools. and Il Is tho
spirit that will put Amarillo ON the
map educationally.
"The people will understand that
n Is only IN getting the Plan started
that we shall have any trouble.
After Il Is once started. IL will run
smoothly. and really no one is asked
70 make a sacrifice in starting Il, for
opportunity will be- given every child
in the district To make his grade
before the end OF the scholastic
ysar-August 81. 1921.
In some cases. parents have left
the choice % terms to their children.
OF course. such parents will under
stand that the matter OF saving the
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-05-05
THOUSANDS At LOUISVILLE JOIN
FIGHT To LOWER LIVING costs
MAYOR HEADS ECONOMY COMMITTEE

Wolch. president ~ ~" Louisville Min.
istcrial Association. who II aided by I
committee including In ~ membership
q Roman Catholic priest aud a Jewish
rabbi as well as representatives Of
womon's clubs.
"lluy no new clothing. shoes ar othoi
wearing apparel" b. the first plank IA
the economy platform. Wear whl,
you have. no matter how shabby or pul
Of style" II continues and adds; RI,
ducc IN" consumption of meat In each
household; abstain from candy. soft
drinks aud other confeotiuns: deposit
money In the bank and keep record
of money saved through praeticiue
vcnnumics"
"lf IN" people n Louisville viii take
this movement seriously" said the
Rev. Or Wclch. Eve actually can force
down prices here ON The neccssarics ui
life. Persons generally ire spending
nancy like drunken sailors. labor
which should be- producing essentials
is devoted 30 u,ncrsrniials. This Is
not Tho time Tor uNrrnlls. except fuf
working people We dari want fads-
what We de- want h. al least 600 900
Lpuisy!ll" people to join this campaign
Let's make Il badge uf honor tu wear
old clothes. carry lunches to the office
abstain from sweets and buy nothing
not absolutely needed Then watch
prices drop"
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-05-05
Warranty Deed.

Cora a. Beverley a. Mrs ~. a. Earl.
bot ~. block 22i san Jacinto addition.
Consideration $3.50.
g. ~. Blake Ia J"nui" " w. Stew.
Tart ME- lot :, block EOS. Iicmons ad
diti"n. Consideration SGNOO.
W " Young To- " l. iruokmin. S5n
out Of section l0 block .. a.. s. a T.
CONSOLIDATION $1,000
". 1 Brockm,u e. Frank R,dlcr. de
Consideration $500
T. NcWsoric tu y \. Sims lot .
lhlu,k AZ. Mirror addition. Cousidcra
tiun Ss2Oo
W lntuoy Barnes tu Wm Tlmmous
iot block 2G san Jariutu addition
Consideration $3.50.
g.. n Turnly Co. N'om1 T. Jones l"'
u. Llusk i.e. Hughes addition. Con
federation 5000
Henry I. Ford 60 & l.. Wigl". l"l
% . block I. $ 5 Consideration siooo
NJ " Cunningham tn u, g. Tidwcll
utrt of section -. block >. a. : a 4
Consideration $3.50
Henry Kidd tn u \. Bruck. part al
Llwrk a. Eiklr addition Consideration
1900
Mechanics I len.
Il \ Ernck 10 I a. Giles. mart al
lduek :. Eahlc addition. Considcratiur
$4,000
\ T.. Anderson 10 Amarillo l.umb,l
Comp1n, luis 2l22. hlook $40 Mirrui
addition. Consideration Si0O0.
g. f. Anderson o. Amarillo Lumber
COMPANY. loss 20. 90 hlu,k ~, Miuui
addition. Consideration $1,000
" y Cooper Coo T. q. Newly. Def
%. Lio,a .. g. : Consideration $4,000.
Transfer.
National Bank of Commerce 81 Ran
sas civ o. l.. $. Reed. TT. notes gNcr
. boy =. \. Jones.
assignment oil Lease
I'll Wclch IA 4 I Div. Sl,l3 ~ 81
- 81 section n. block I, $. X. a X
, consideration $500.
Ed w"lch Ia W. J. Cook ME- N
NEil or section ~. block r, Carson
addition. Consideration $500.
". !. Cook to I'll Welsh. Nwii 81
! NWI-i 81 section -, block T, Carson
county Consideration $500.
T.. y. white to George r. Mont
gomcry. NV T. ito ME- Of Nwl-i al
section B. block lad u = & r. Con
sidcration Si.0o
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-05-05

IoUiRvILLE. May 4-Icadcrs a.
ehurchss and women's clubs and social
workers here are engaged In city.
vide drive 10 induce residents II Louis.
vile 10 join In a campaign 10 cut down
the cost " living by curtailing reckless
buyinE al high prices Thousands have
ALREADY joined and u H. hoped event.
nslly 10 enlist zoe. 600 persons.
The movement was inauguratcd bv
Louisville club women. II was en-.
dcrsel and given impetus by the Pres
byterian Minister'S Circle. the Crescent
Hill Forward Club and the Conference
ot Social Workers Churches have ap,
proved Il and United Trades and Labor
Assembly and the building Trades
Council have been asked to hin Ia =
permanent organization
II ia proposed 10 organize Cheap =
Living Committee To- De- composed e
representatives If many civic orElni
zstiops
Mayor George W smith has given
the movement srmi-official endorse.
ment by announcing his adherence, anN
Mrs Smith has promised that her
household viii be- conducted ~ near as
possible along the lines ~ economy
suggested by the promoters of the idea
The drive against reckless buying X
headed by the Rev Dr. Charles W.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-05-05

schools and tiding them over the
present emergency h not n matter
tina, children can decide, aud II
should not be left TO them. II there
ever was time that parents should
he firm with their children. now Is
that time. Whenever II is impossi-
Bile for a child To attend the term To
which he has been assigned. effort
will be- made TO adjust the matter.
but when II Is a mere preference. It
is very probable that no adjustment
can be- made.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-05-05

ed with nervous Prostitution. Mrs i.
CnRIsrNAN. l1J Oak Street. Bingham.
ton. New YORK.
The success 81 LYDIA T.. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound. made from roots
aud herbs. u unparalleled. IL may bc
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from nervous prostration.
displaccmcnts. Inflammation. ulccta
ton. irregularities. periodic pains back.
ache. hcaringdown feeling. ilatulcncy.
indigestion and dizziness. LYDIA T..
riukham's Vegetable Compound u The
standard remedy Tor female ills
II there are any complications about
which you need advice write IN con.
tdcncc TO LYDIA l.. PiuAham Medicine
Co.. Lynn. Mass.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-05-05

mind wa gloomy,
could see NO light IN
ANYTHING. could not
work and could not
have anyone TO scr
me-. Doctors med.
icinc did not help mc
and LYDIA T.. Pink
h am - Ncgc,abl,
Compound was re-.
commended. | took
it aud a M no v
W q | l. | recon
mend Il Ia all aillict.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-05-05
NERVOUS
PROSTRATOIN
Mrs. J. Christman Proved
That Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound is a
Remedy for this Trouble.

Binrhamton. ~ VI wa IN a very
nervous condition Tor over q wear. my
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-05-05
AS q cock, lin a
fine b:icklayer V

"suRE THING" I said.
you STAY in bel.
AID m cook breakfast"
80 ny WHO nrrccd.
eHE'D Try 1t onco.
Ano The fruit was lno.
AND THE coaoc-wcll.
SPEAKING ROUGHLY, I, was fair
BUT WHEN ! tackled.
SOUR MILK griddle.cakos.
SOMETHING WENT wrong.
THEY LOCKED easy.
FLOUR, SODA. and ALT.
SOUR MILK, ono ,ss
nlx. DROP. coOA. aop.
OUT SOMETHING went wrong.
so stacked the cakes.
UNDER NY window.
TO MASSACRE.
THAT TENOR ca, neat door.
AID ! asked NJ VIE. Y
WAY CAKES " wrong.
she SAID. ITS I1c.
THE CIGARETTES you smoke.
JUST THINK u over"
AND FIRST / sail.
THEY SATISFY" =
BUT SAW that wasn't y.
TIE NEXT guess landed.
THE BLEND caat be copied"
AND . gotta admit
THERE'S SOMETHING n.
THIS TALK II knowln' how.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-05-05

K MOVING HOW" IL everything
IN in blending cigarette tobaccos.
The Chesterfield recipe calls for tho
choicest Turkish and Domestic tobac-
cos. cxpcrtly blended in the exclusive.
can't-bc-copied way our own secret.
We do know how" and that's why
Chesterfelds satisfy
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-21

= I
II
DOC THOMAS
am Say He Does" Why, Man,
just you watch him shuttle his num-
Der twelves on the boards, a regular
ostrich one.step.
SPIRIT OF HRoTHERLY
LOVE DOMINATES IN
HEARTS OF ALL ELks
Victor Hugo tells the story Of Jean
Vatican. This former convict and
outcast from the faces Of men, re-
jected Of the jailors, driven from
the kennels of dogs, knocked one
night at the door Of the good cure for
food and rest. The door is opened,
the candles are lighted, the table
spread and Jean Vatican receives the
welcome Of a son, rather than that of
an outcast. In establishment, he
says to the cure: II do not UNDER
stand; you take me in and you do
not even know my name"
"This house" said the cure, "is
Gods house knew your name be-
fore you spoke; your name is my
brother"
1t Is the spirit OF brotherly love
that binds together the hearts Of
the EIks, and as the neophyte knocks
for admission, the hand Of welcome
Is extended and a voice of good will
saws: Your name is my brother"
Elk charity says, BE kind to your
fellows, envy not your successful
neighbor; boast not of your deeds;
> think no evil Of others. Be glad in
the truth. Let no barriers Of wealth
or poverty, of politics or religion, in
terfere with your duties to your fell
low-men."
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-21

DOC THOMAS
am Say He Does" Why, Man,
just you watch him shuttle his num-
Der twelves on tho boards, a regular
ostrich one step.
The Washington times., 1920-08-16

MANSFIELD the artist, expresses the general appre
citation of Washington for the efforts of Postmaster Chance
increase branch postal stations until every community
of the District is properly served When Mr. Chance be-
postmaster there only six branch postal stations
in the District Through his efforts with the Postofce
Department this number has been increased weny-six
and additional stations about to be established in
Brghtwood and Woodbridge. The service for the District
also being improved by the establishment of additional
carrier stations, central points which mail is delivered
to carriers for distribution, saving considerable time.
There not be too many classified stations in the
District for the convenience of the public in the purchase
of money ORDERS registration of letters packages etc.
The put upon the postal service of the country
huge burden but there is dspung the fact that the
Washington Office masterfuy conducted by Mr. Chance,
took first honor for splendid work Government activities
here greater than at any other point in the country
and the upon the Washington Office was immense
The Washington times., 1920-08-16
The rawlings of Bugs" Baer
PORCH CAMPAIGNS.

the porches in his neighborhood
6Atszing sweet stun to all the gals
IA the village. But the minute Hon
: tries to start porch campaign
on the old mans verands. the old
boy flies off the string and punches
him with his foot. or course, that's
better than black eye or some
thing that will show. but 1t kinda
smesrs Hons dignity To ride
Number II brogan down a one-way
street.
Love laughs at locksmiths. but IL
never giggted at shoemaker.
when the old man resorts to the
Marquis of Kicksbury rules. IL is
time Tor Hon to bolt the convention
and conccde the election. And be-
tween the gals poppa, Harding and
the other politicians, II looks az if
the porch Is going to be tough
spot TO collect souvenir spoons.
Doesn't seem right. Politics used
to be chewed over in tho back
rooms OF fve-and-ten liuuor gar
ages. There ain't any objection to
carrying politics into the home
But they ought to keep 1t on the
porch.
Copyright. 1870. by star Company
The Washington times., 1920-08-16
A CALL TO CAkE-EATERs.

r. w. II. writes this stirring call
to local cake-eaters:
Gather Tuesday evening in the pink
ice cream room of the Mollycoddle
hotel. Those arriving late will be
dealt three slaps on the wrist. Bring
your female protector. Curling irons.
rouge, eyebrow pencils and lip stick
will be checked at tho lcJr. Ice
cream, cream puffs and violet-scented
cigarettes will be served.
Mr.. Reginald De. Femme will speak
on beautifying subjects and there will
be a demonstration of the latest per-
fumes. All subjects relating to hard
work will be barred.