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Evening journal., 1920-05-29

CENTRENlLLE. Md Nav - sIruck
by am automobile driven by their
father William W Rhodes. Edna
Rhodes. { years old. suffered a palm
fully cut head. and Helen Rhodes. o.
sustained broken iawb0ne. had siN
teeth knocked out and was badly cut
about the mouth.
Mr. Rhodes was going lo his barn in
the ear. Just as De was about Co turn
the corner OF the barn the little chill
drcn ram in front OF the machine.
Both of them were Knocked down and
the ear passed over them
VISIT CNINHU RST
Tomorrow or Decoration Day ADV
Evening journal., 1920-05-29
SPRINGS PARK OPENING.

BtandNWinc Springs Park. ihe old
fsNorite with Wilmington people re-
opened for The season TO-DAY There
viii Doe plenty of attractions each
day of the week and special attention
viii be paid lO Mmoril Day pro-
grams tomorrow and Monday Good
trolley service will Doe maintained. A
number of excursions and nicnlcs
from various place. have been book
od for ihe park
DANCING AT SHELLpOr.
-haIlrnI Park which has hnru omen
Evening journal., 1920-05-29
VISIT GWINHUIvsT
nIRT nN TATmEns AUTn.

.omorow or Dccorailon Day -Ady
Evening journal., 1920-05-29

lollnoI park whlch has bon onen
Evening journal., 1920-05-29
IERRnR IsLANne

The screen again prove, its super
iOrity over The stage i'm showing
stunt stun in Terror Island. the
picture in whnh Houdini the IA
nous handcun king and seif-lbera-
tor. is starr d at the Majestic for
three days. beginning Monday of next
week
The photoplay is .hair-rusing story
OF adventure that gives the well
known illusiOnist ample opportunities
10 do many thrilling feais that he
has never been able 20 demonstrate
before.
For inslanoa. there is thrilling
battle in the ocean. in which houdinl
wholly without protesting armor
fights a professional diver arrayed ir
underwater costume. HOudinl al
lows himself TO d. locked IN a safe
and thrown into the wafer, ire- ms
/ himself INSTANTLY
Lila Lee is the feminine star o
/ Terror Island"
Evening journal., 1920-05-29
nINFp mars AnE Rt-NNINC

ThoSl who dcsire lo make holiday
trips away from the city fOr Memoir
iM nly Will find that the Wilson
Zine boats are furnishing most
attractive schedule. The warmer
weather has made ihc boats "a most
popular means of travel and lars,
numbers OF people are making trips
ON thc river THE trip is cheap and
convenient and There is always plenty
of objects of interest along thf ncla-
ware river Tho schedule will hl
found Go sMt the convenience or
most pNprNnne
Evening journal., 1920-05-29
Wilso Line Ferry Service

RIVERVIEW BEACH AT PENNSVILE, GRAND OPENING ON
SATURDAY. MAY 10Th, RIVER CARNIVAL AND PARADE
Take Ferry to Pennsgrove and Trolley to Beach
Evening journal., 1920-05-29

for two weeks. has been prepared
FOR crowds today. tomorrow and Me.
memorial Day The big park Is nlled
WlN attractions OF all kinds and ls
one of the largest and best equipped
park. in this section of the country.
Dancing is popular there.
Evening journal., 1920-05-29
"THT TORTUNE TELLER'

10 is indeed a triumph for any ar
list 90 achieve success In the legHi-
mate and film yrrsion Of one play.
Great credit Is then due Co Marjorie
Rambeau. who Is Go appear al ahe
Playhouse an OF next week. win the
exception of Friday. i'm the phoioplay
This Fortune Teller
Few uieatregoers outside Of New
Workers have been fortunate enough
10 have Witnessed Miss kamDeau s
stage play. "rhe Fortune Teller IL
was at tho time OF its prese2iation
short while ago. the dramatc sue
cess OF Broadway. Tie artists re-
markable emotional presentation of
Renee Browning. as th' wife of q
scientist Co the time Of her position
as fallen and degraded creature
taxes the histrionic ability of the
star. but does not find her wanting.
Al st. Johns com dy, ship Ahoy,
| is the farce offering.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07
Discoveries By The June Bridegroom
Bv HELEN ROWLAND.

and that her hats and frocks do not
GROW upon her, but come in loW-
cred boxes with bills affixed
He shall discover that he hath &C
quired the right TO have his buttons
sewed on and his hose darned. but
hath lost forever the right TO choose
his own amusements and rule his
own goings and cOmings and stay
ings out at night
He shall discover that by
wearing an oVercOat for three
seasons. and having his hats
blocked and pressed, one may
soon be able 10 afford a new
Turkish rug for the drawing
ROOM
He shall discover that not all the
days Of a mans life are holidays, but
that there are such things as clean
ing days" moving days" rent days,
birthdays. family reunions and an
ulversaries-
He shall discover that many OF his
cherished opinions OF himself were
merely illusions-and that TO be
understood" is not always flattering
to the soul.
He shall discover that the
little love spats Of cOurtship and
the Qunrrels Of matrimOny no
more resemble each other than
an April shower resembleth n
storm Mt sea
He shall discover that matrimony
Is NOT a safety vault wherein a man
may deposit a woman and leave her
until he happeneth to think Of her,
again. neither a hitching post where
he may tie her until he is ready 10
go home evenings.
He shall discover that theory is an
excellent thing-untl it cometh 20
running an automobile or a woman;
but that he who attempteth TO con-
quer THESE requireth much prac-
tice and the sporting spirit OF a
gambler.
And 10. my Daughter. when he
hath discovered these things. then
shall he make the greatest and most
startling discovery OF all
Yea, then shall he discover that he
Is a MARRIED MANl-Copyrigh
1920, by Wheeler Syndicate. Inc.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07

TIJHO is this. my daughter, who is
w this. that entereth the taber-
nacle pale and trembling and
emergsth therefrom covered with
bushes and pride and confusion2
Who is this that rusheth Wild
y forth from the house, bear
ing three grips and a bundle Of
umbrellas in one arm and girl
in the ofhers
Who is this that dodgeth old shoes
and bouquets and prosecutors, and
shaketh the rice from his collar with
murmurings and mutterings2
Who is this that unwindeth him
self from white satin ribbons, tear
eth down placards, and curseth all
bachelors with the curse Of pity2
10. il is the JUNE BRIDEGROOM
Yea. il is HE. the Dreamer OF
setteth sail upon the Sea OF Matrl-
monys and erlbarketh upon the Great
Voyage Of Discovery
Behold. many things shall he dis
cover, which he doth not now sus-
pect
Yea. verify, he shall discover
that the price OF an evenings
that the price Of one evenings
diversion will pay for a ton OF
coal. and that the money squan-
dered upon n box OF perfect0s
would have bought n pair OF
candiesticlzs and n ported palm
He will discover that GOOD chairs
are not meant to be sat upon. and
that the parlor divan is NO place
for a mans feet
He will discover that not all a
woman's hair is attached to her head
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07

efforts Of government employees in
the regulation and control OF the vat
er in the Rio Grande," said John
Moore. The reports last week Of
immense amounts Of water entering
the spillWay at Elephant Butte dam
undoubtedly caused some uneasiness
along the valley, but no one can
doubt that Elephant Butte is one Of
the greatest structures OF its kind
and is in the hands Of efficient men.
L. ~ Lawson, project manager Of the
reclamation service, said recently
that the dam was capable Of holding
back the greatest flood known in
this part OF the country. and I think
FL Paso is greatly indebted for the
ice"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07
Little Interviews.

I judging cannot be successful. The
ideal beef type In the fat animal. to
cite another example, consists in a
low set body. which is broad. deep
and smooth, with straight lines and
with thick, even covering OF firm
flesh In addition to this general
beef form. good quality is indicated
by the hair, hide and bone, together
with general character and style are
important because they are an index
to the quality OF the meat.
at my ranch at Alpine I have
taken up the raising Of blooded
goats. principally the Toggenburg
and AnglOnubian, both Of which are
hardy types, and although 1 have
been at goat raising for a little more
than two years I have found breed
ing this class OF stock one Of the
most profitable investments in live
stock growing AS goats milk sells
for far higher price than cows
milk, and is agreed by the medical
profession TO be far more beneficial
as a food for invalids and babies,
considering the large number Of tu-
bercular invalids in FL Paso, I do not
understand why the raising Of goats
in this vicinity is not carried on more
extensively"
Before I came down here two
weeks age I was afraid that I was
coming TO the hottest hole In the
world" said John B. Dusen Of Du-
luth, MINI Il figured this place
would be as bad in the summer as
my home is in the winter I am de-
Hghtfully surprised so far. It has
been warm. that is true. and It prob
ably will be warmer before the sum
mer is over But the weather here
is not sultry and humid like il is in
the north And for actual tempera-
ture believe eastern Kansas and
Missouri get hotter than FL PasO
does I can find no fault at all with
the weather here as nature made it.
Your only misfortune is that you
have your trains running through
the heart Of the city. smoking every
thing up This is a fault you must
find a cure Tor II you are ever go
ing to be the 100 percent delightful
city you have started out 10 be.
Property values would go up by
bounds If you took the tracks out of
the middle Of the town and living
within a block Of the business dis
trict would be as pleasant as living
. mile out
"El Paso and the Rio Grande val
ley owe great deal TO the jealous
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07
Bedtime Stories For The Little Ones
UNCLE WIGGILY AND JACKO'S JUMPING.
By HOEaRn n. CaRIs.

Once upon a time. when Uncle
~ Wiggily Longears. the funny rab-
DIT gentleman. was out walking
with Jacko kinkytail. the monkey
boy, the two friends came 70 a green
grove in the woods where some Of the
animal girls were playing. Oh, just
moment II you please The animal
girls. among whom were Jennie Chip
munk and Susie Littletaii. were not
exactly playlug-they were. rather.
sitting around on stumps and logs
rs hats the matter. girls2" asked
Uncle Wlggily as he and Jacko
reached the green grove Are you
tired OF having fun
-Oh, no." answered Lulu WIbbIe-
Wobble, the duck girl But we have
been jumping our wild grape vine
ropes until we are tired"
'Tired?' laughed Uncle Wiggily. so
that his pink nose twiukled like a
chunk OF strawberry ice cream Il
didn't believe you ever got tired. any
more than I get tired OF looking for
adventures"
Wen. were not exactly tired
quacked Alice who was a duck sister
OF Lulu only we would Ike 10
know some new ways OF jumpings
rope We are tired Of the old ways
and the old verses we say as We
HUM spoke Uncle Wieeily.
something like a cornstarch pudding.
! wonder II know any new ways
OF Jumping roper
-Oh. you must know some new
ways" cried Jennie Chipmunk. You
know so much. Uncle Wiggily. and
you have so many things happen YOU.
Pm sure you can tell US a new way
TO have fun with our grapevine
ropes
wen, III Try" said the bunny gen
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07
Little InteTUeWS
Goat Raising Offers Opportunity In Vicinity Of 81 PaSo
Northern Man Surprised To Find Pleasant Summer Here

THE art Of judging is the founda-
ton OF all beef cattle shows and
is also largely the means Of de-
termining the value OF cattle offered
I'm public sales" said jefferson Oil
yer. Of Alpine and Maria breeder OF
hl0Oded cattle, on a recent visit 70 FL
Paso. Each breeder. therefore. to
attain success in his line must be
good judge, so that he can select and
mate individuals TO get the best pos
sihle offspring A thorough lrnoWl-
edge Of judging feeders, for example.
is important, since profit in cattle
feeding usually depends upon buying
animals Of the right type.
without deflnite standards stock
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07

and effort and money to building strong organization
Republicans IN the south already considerable
fuence IN government municipal county, state, and
tional without working through party organization
under party name And this condition is likely to
tnue certainly until the national committee helps drive
the hoodoo Of negro participation in party councils md pos
sbly until there comes reorganization Of the old parties
with change of name so that the Republican party label
viii not excite the old preudices among and
generally disposed break away from the Democratic fold
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07
HEAVY RAINFALL RELIEVES
W 1 III. --ra.--- . - = =

"A I'm IN REN1NNA
Pecos. Texas, June 7.-UnusuaIl,-
neavy rains during the past ten DAYS
have relieved the acute water short
age In the PecOs river. which threat
ened at the start Of the cotton plant
ing season, and the river is now about
SIX inches above normal, while the
rains have watered the crops suffI-
GENTLY TO make the use of river water
unnecessary. These rains have proven
Of great benefit to the newly planted
cotton crops, some Of which was put
INTO the grond late, due to the back
ward spring, and one Of the best
stands in years is reported. Some
nail has damaged the crops in part.
Senator r. H. Dudley reports from
austin that attorney general Cureton
and judge Potter, OF the state water
board, have taken up the Investigation
OF the complaint filed by Pecos valley
water users that the New Mexico
dams were using up too great a por-
ton OF the Pecos river water. Mr.
Cureton has advised the Pecos resi-
dents TO take up the matter with the
federal government in order to get
action this year.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07

More than $50 buildings in New
York City are involved in the lock-
out Of 1900 members Of the
Brotherhood. OF Carpenters, which
went into effect yesterday. in accord
ance with the decision OF the board
Of governors Of the Building Trades
Employers association
Two hundred homeseekers from
Chicago and St Louis and other
cities Of the central west arrived In
Ell Paso this morning on a special
train over the Rock Island. taking
advantage OF the midsummer low
rates.
Sparks from a freight engine yes
terday ignited almost simultaneously
the low wooden trestles on the other
side Of the interlocking tower near
Fort Bliss, causing the complete
destruction OF both bridges.
Mrs. Empress Arlington and
mother Mrs. Young, have gone to
Stafford Springs. Miss, TO spend the
summer.
A. Stolaroff leaves for New York
tonight on business.
Mayor Charles Davis writes from
Mineral Wells that he viii return TO
the city this week
The first meeting OF the Spanish
American war veterans Of this city,
which viii be held for the purpose
OF organizing a command in this city.
is set FOR June II. ii. II. McCormick,
who is interested in the movement
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07
The Enigma

THAT Of the
when counted made eight
whereer he
have been winning who had fascinating
feline wosh mouth uive
he brides most everywhere The blooming dans
beard things that charm;
answered him. @You bet arm And they themselves white
Of
many headed for the
bHthely marry unknown kna
Of wfih who spades with which dig graves
Copyright by George Matthew Adams WALT MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07
SOUTHWESTERN CONGRESSMAN
PLAN TO LEAVE THIS WEEK

Washington, D. C, June Most Of
the Texas Arizona and New Mex
leo congressman will remain here
next week before leaving for their
homes A Few went TO Chicago Satur-
day night to watch the RepubIicsn
convention next week Representa-
tive Hudspeth expects to leave FOR
FL Paso next Thursday.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07
A Line O. Cheer
Each Day O. The Year
By JOHN FENDRICK BANGS.

SATISFACTION.
YHTHAT beets it none shall know
w OF all the good you do?
You have the inner glow
That ever comes to you
From knowing in your heart
That as your way you've run
You've always played your part.
And what you could you've done.
Copyright. 1920, by The Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07

So Jacko took one O. the short
grapevine ropes in his paws and he
began new kind OF jump. partly on
one leg and partly on the other And.
as he Jumped. he sang 2 little verse
like this:
Lady. lady. turn around.
LADY lady, touch q ground,
Lady. lady. show your shoe
Lady, lady, Pm after your
And as Jacko sang the little verse
he did just what the word called for.
he turned around and he stuck out
his paw. only IL didn't have any shoe
on for he was barsfooted thac day.
And then he stopped and touched the
ground
And when he sang;
Lady, lady. I'm after your then
JackO made believe run and chase the
girl animals. and hey screamed as
loud as anything and scattered
But it was lots Of fun. and they all
wanted 10 jump as Jacko had -oI e. 50
he showed theua-a all over again. doing
such funny little jiggily steps and
dances in the jumping that even Uncle
WISELY laughed
Nhere did you learn such rope
jumping. Jacko4' asked the bunny
gentleman
~Oh. down in Cocaonut Grove" an
sWered JACKIE And there is an
other funny little step too" he added.
You put an orange On your head and
then you
But Jacko suddenly stopped chat
tering and cried;
-Skeezicksi Skeezicksi I'm after
your
With that he gave jump toward
bush Just behind Uncle Wiggily. and,
as the monkey boy reached The bush.
out from under il ran the bad old
SEeeZicks, crying
-Ohi OH OH Don't jump on me.
III be good was after Uncle ig-
gily's souse. but III go away without
taking any III be good. Jackorr
well. you'd bstter2" said the mon
key boy coming back as the bad chap
ran away.
4 saw the bad old skee Just as
was going 10 do a new jump" eX-
claimed Jacko. so thought I'd
scare him by making believe jump
on him"
Z am glad you ia" spoke Uncle
WigEily. ~He must have sneaked
along through the woods after me-
Thank you, Jacko- You saved ny
sousa."
Then the monkey boy shovel the
animal girls some more Lady, lady"
rope jumps and everybody was happy.
And IL the pie doesn't - TO jump out
OF the oven before the cake, and
tickle the .eg OF the gas sto III
tell you next about Uncle Wiggily
and Jennie's brush--Copyrigh 1890
by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07

The most capacious wine cellar in
the world is owned by the Rumanian
government A railway tunnel $500
feet long could not be used for the
purpose for which IL was intended
because OF inferior construction. so
IL was leased TO a wine dea-er. who
turned it into a storehOuse for wines.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07

SHELL E1AA BOls RlNNA0s
J. Gordon Brooks. secretary Of the
Shelter Mexican Y. II. c. A. Satur-
day gave a picnic north Of Cauu-
tillo for boys Of the organization.
The party went up in trucks. The
boys enjoyed various games and con-
tests Refreshments were served 10
the picnickerE
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07
II Years Ago Today
-. M. r,.-.ts - nut ~. ronc

A dispatch from Madrid. Spain,
u shows that the premier today
presented to king Alfonso the
resignation OF the entire cabinet. The
trouble has been brewing for some
time and only the kings wedding
this week caused postponement Of
the crisis
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07
Ye TOwne Gossip.
Registered q. 8 Patent Office
By X. G. B.


nEAR X c. Bon a subway train
two young women got on az the
station following mine. There
were no vacant seats. and they stood
up in front OF me. One Of them had
a paper and read your column and
talked Of you and Of how much she
liked your column Then she spoke
Of the young man in the seat in front
Of her (meaning mel and wondered
how long before I'd give one Of them
my seat Following that whenever
the train stopped or started she acci-
deutally stepped on my foot She
also wondered If I would stand II the
star Spangled Banner was played
Now, dear K c. p, she did not hurt
my foot, as IL was a new artificial
leg that I had just received from the
war risk insurance. But she did hurt
my feelings. and II you would tell
her through your column that I left
my good leg on the heights Of Sedan
in the Argonne Forest, and that il
still hurts me TO stand on the arti-
fetal leg, perhaps she will forgive
ne for not offering her my seat
Fifth Marines, Second Division.
DEAR J. J. s.
If THE girl reads this
SHE'S GOING to feel badly.
AND, OF course she should
AND As she reads my column.
AND SEEMS to like me.
THEN must assume.
THAT WE are friends.
AND BECAUSE it's unlikely.
IT WILL ever happen
YOU'LL SEE her again
HUMBLE come.
AND IN her place.
AND HER behalf
L ASK your pardon X
FOR HER thoughtless words.
AND WITH that done.
WANT to tell you
ABOUT The other day.
WHEN busted a garter.
AND FIRST thing I knew
MY LIGHT gray sock.
HAD ENTWINED itself
ABOUT THE top.
OF MY low tan shoes.
AND FOR how many blocks.
IT WAS hanging down
AND DRAGGING along.
REALLY don't know.
BUT I discovered It.
IN A subway station
AND PULLED It up.
AND COT on the train.
AND FOUND a seat
AND WOMEN got on.
AND I didn't stand up.
AND TRIED to look weak.
so THEY'D think was sick.
AND sat quite still
AND THE sock stayed up.
TILL got off the train.
AND YOUR new leg.
AND NY busted garter.
OUGHT TO be a warning.
TO THOUGHTLEss women
AND THEN there's suspenders.
AND so many things.
THAT MIGHT be busted
so WE couldn't stand up.
THANK you.
The most canacious vino cenar in
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07

A ND now a stray cat has showed up
n at the residence Of Jefferson Pot
locks. Only last week a strange
brindle dog appeared there to make its
home. But Jeff says he reckons he
VIII have room for them as his wife's
brother, after being there all winter,
has departed.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07

national convention is a gathering at which party
bosses ascertain which Of the candidates they deem
eligible is least Objectionable to the public.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-07

10 you recall the once well known
II tradition
Concerning the high office and
the mani
He was to be pursued by the position,
According TO the now forgotten
plan.
It seems that dignity forbade n
scramble
To win the right to be candidates
There were no Procters then-'tsEaH
all a gamble,
Or just a sort Of give and take
with Fate
THEN came the later. less exnIted
fashion,
When they who sought the presi-
Dental chair
Endenvored to enllven party passion
By waving bloody garments In the
air.
But that no longer fills Us with ex-
element,
No aspirunt now rises to remind
His rival that he's under IN indiet-
memt
OF having been rebeIIlousIy IN
clined.