The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-04

said.
Stickers on bakers bread makes as
nervously wonder who stuck them
there and how
Up north man of SO made an air
plane flight and seemed to enjoy it
very much. A man of SO years of age
hasn't at best very far to fall.
Hold old is Ann? Old enough to
vote, dear sirs.
Those who undertake to explain
politics to the ladies will in all prob
ability find number of pupils much
brighter than their teachers.
As far as the movies are concern
ed, we know scads of people who much
prefer the slap-stick comedies to the
lip-stick brand.
Baby carriages we understand are
almost drug on the market, the de-
mand having fallen off fifty per cent
The reason given is the 1920 young
sters very largely refuse to ride in a
mere baby-buggy. You observe the
| little "hims and hers" taking their
daily outings in 1921 motor cars these
days.
We had intended to write that
some of our citizens were thinking of
organizing an exploring party 20 un-
dertake the discovery of a certain
once magnificent park and beautiful
grotto, said to be yet located nigh
unto the Woman's Club on the north,
when 10 and behold, up looms the
lawn mowers and city grass cutters
and Tuscawilla Park is restored.
History says that it was once the
Icustom in Korea that man was not
permitted to attain to the dignity of
trousers until married. A bachelor
was forced to wear skirts as one who
possessed no definite position in So
Iciety. Moreover. their law prohibited
marriage unless the man WIS able to
support a wife in the station to which
she was accustomed. So the skirt
lalso served as an index to income as
well. Just suppose that custom still
Iexisted and was enforced over here,
how sorry we would feel for Uncle
Buck, Uncle Billy, Uncle Joe, Ben
Rheinauer and others having to wear
skirts.
Il There are times in the lives of per-
Isons when the outlook on life is dark
land the future seems to hold nothing
worth while. Times when even older
friendships judgment seems warped
tout of all reason and things in general
are hard luck-even Gods rainbow
Igleams dim on the background of a
:lday's routine, sometimes.
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H One of the greatest dividing lines
lin human life is the threshold of the
home. On one side of that line is a
world within a world, world which
lis home, the real sanctity of life, and
on the other side of that line lies the
Iother world of activity. The one going
tout to labor, the other coming in to
lquiet and rest.
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"a cool house and a warm well
lcome," says the Huntsville Herald in
a church advertisement. More often
the sinners find it is warm house
land cool welcome.
/ Some folk prefer fried chicken, but
a young man of this city avs he likes
his mighty we'll sun-dried on the
shore at Silver Springs.
i
You can't mix oil and water. Meth
er can you take hypocrisy and make
many folks believe in religion.
Life is too short to- fool away, and
every person should improve the
short time they have to live by prov
ling to the world that even if a clothes
Epin is crowded too hard on the line it
will split up the back.
The men who drive their automo-
biles or motorcycles through the city
limits with cutouts wide open, dis
turbing the peace and dignity of an
otherwise circumspect little commu-
, nifty, should have little of something
lelse. cut out of them-besides money
J out of their pockets.
. If there is one thing more than any
other that a man just naturally de-
spises it is to be trailed into a haber-
dashery by woman. He breads her
criticisms like poison and the clerks
get nervous. The other day loving
couple entered one of the city's most
Iup to date emporiums, and when they
had departed the clerk remarked that
he would rather serve a Jail full of
/ men than one woman.