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Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
Al REAL COMBINATION

Business opportunity for a man and wife or two men or women who want business of value. A rooming house with Is large rooms located in best downtown section. The rOoming house will net S400 a month live business office is run in connection which will net another s40O a month if you know how to handle people. This entire prop osition with 29-months lease can be bought for 5000 cash. Will have to be taken today or tomorrow at this price, and honestly you can't afford to over look this chance to make big money.
 WALL AND STAUFFACHER
 4o N ,-+ .x-o ,,o.,o;,S IT
Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
ROon1ing House

C
 Center of downtown district, 12 rooms; s75 month rent; two year lease. $3,000, terms, buys outright.
 Employment bureau. good location, low rent, s400. includes office fixtures and listings.
 Residence bakery. putting out over goo loaves of bread a day; also pies and cakes in proportion: $750 buys equipment, stock of flour and sugar; large supply of wood.
 Garage and vulcanizing plant. larg est and best equipped in the state, low rent. books open to your inspection; $4,700, terms; will consider partner.
 This best cafe in the best small town in the valley. We guarantee is paying $100 per week profit: S1.200. best of terms.
Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
Spot Cash for
 Liberty Bonds Davie Realty Go.

126 N. CENTRAL If
 HIGHEST price paid for mems clothing. shoes and hats 407 F. Wash. Phone 4776. If
 WANTED-Carpets to clean. Elec- tric Carpet Cleaners. 61s S. Center. If WE want to puy all your furniture. household goods. tools. harness or any thing os value. When you get ready to sell, call 3093 We will give more than any one. Jefferson Street Auc- tion House If
Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
For Sale or Exchange

IS YOUR NAME w. D. Lindsay, and your address 721 West Mckinley St. If so, accept this as your invitation to see the good show tonight at the Columbia theater at the expense of the Arizona Republican All you need do is to clip this invitation and present it before o'clock TODAY at the business office of The Republican. Identify yourself and a ticket for yourself and one friend will be presented to you for TONIGHT'S show. It
 WE HAVE a Dodge touring car. Will exchange for city lot or a small house or furniture. Call at g West Monroe. Phone 173S-
 CAPITOL CITY REALTY co. gb
 FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE-Tw lots in San Diego. Tucalona Hts. Write Ellen Figueroa- Box S3. Jerome. gb
Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
Rooms and Board

PHOENIX SANATORIUM-Dise If the throat and chest speciality. 2227 N. Central Ave. Phone xl59: .f
 THE VIRGINIA Rest Home, all home comforts. clean ano sanitary Phone 9nJ2 2s9s East Washington St. If
 SUNNY REST-Ideal health resort. ,pen for summer boarders Phone sss7 If
Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
BABY CHICKS

Matching every week. Arizona's larg- est hatchery White Leghorns, Brown Ieghorns, Barred Plymouth Rocks Rhode Island Reds. Mitchelrs Poultry Farm. Phone 266. Center and Lewis Mesa Arizona If
 THOROUGHBRED Barred Rock eggs for matching. I'll E. Culver. Phone s7S4. Ak
Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
Auto Greasing

AUTOS CREASED at reasonable prices Gasoline. oils. accessories w. M. Davis, 5O1 N. Central Ave. 4dE
 BRING YOUR CAR to us. We spe- ciGlize in greasing. The Auto Greasing Station, Central Ave. and Polk St Ads
Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
Wide Awake Hustler

WITH SIX YEARS BANKING FIX FERENCE, WANTS HIGH CLASS REFRESHMENTS POSITION ON THE SOUTHSIDE: Al REFER ENCES. ADDRESS F. o. BOX 716, MESA, ARIZONA If
 LET ME do that patch clustering or cement work: repair work a speciality Call Petit Phone 2OS5 4g
 WANT A JOB-Man midwife; wife to cook for from one to eight men on ranch. Write Clyde Phariss, Gilbert, Ariz gs
Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
Special Notices

NOTICE to real estate dealers. My property at I'll W. Madison is off the market Mrs. B. D. Detweiler. It THIS IS TO NOTIFY all real estate men that my property is off the mar ket. Georgia Hendricks. b WOMEN'S Exchange and Tea Room is temporarily closed at 115 N. 2nd Ave
 b ALL REAL ESTATE men take no- tice. I have withdrawn my property from market. N. NJ. Sorensen. 4d
Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
Lost and Found

LOST-50 ID. box of Maricopa butter Saturday afternoon on lower Tempe road between Center St. and a point miles east thereof. Notify B. Aattey, Tempe, or Maricopa Creamery, Phoe- nix. and receive reward. gs
Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
33c lb. Paid

Tuesday only until pens are full we pay above price for chickens and
 42c LIB. for flyers, delivered at Palace Market 402 F. Van Buren.
 It EGGS-Thoroughb R. I. Reds, heavy laying strain. s2 setting Is. Phone 4s60. 125 North Eleventh Ave. Phoenix If CHICKENS WANTED-Willp pay 30c a pound. Annex Dining Room. 515 N. Central Ave If
Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
Small Rooning
 House

Close in; cheap rent: good proposition. HOLT REALTY co.
 40 F. Adams gb
Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
Conway & Dial

HE West Washington It WANTED-To meet lady or gentle man who owns an auto and wants to get into business. My business is real estate, business chances. land and oil leases and need a partner P O. box gSS It
Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
Money to Loan

FUNDS FOR RANCH AND CITY PROPERTY. FRANKLIN K. LANE, 6 w. ADAMS ST, PHONE 1234. If
Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
Business Chances

FOR SALE - Real estate office; business established. Box 11Z.Rep.
 gb
Arizona republican., 1920-03-30
Personals

LADY. alone. over 40. will be pleased 10 make acquaintance of gentleman of suitable age; prefer a rancher. Box e5Y, Republican. It
 YOUNG man. wounded in service. desires position as private chauffeur. Anyone in need of a good driver, please communicate with box 5Z, Re- publican. Will go anywhere. h
 BOISE, IDAHO-Are you acquaint
 ed with that city and surroundings? Would appreciate a talk with you. R. A. Watkins, NoH Bldg. Sb
 I WOULD like very much to obtain address of Mrs. Harriet Surber Stew
 art, who formerly resided two miles west of Mesa, on north road to Tempe Geo. J. Ashbaugh, Mesa Arizona b
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
Boys and Dog DIG Up $4,000.

Four schoolboys, while spending the
Whitsuntide holidays in Mulhuddert, a
village outside Dublin, rafting with a
terrier, discovered a hoard of more
than f400 in sovereigns (normally
$4,000 in a rat hole. The news quick
" spread, and local postman claimed
the money as his. He says about f4O0
was left to him by his father, a black
smith, who had inherited it from his
father, and to keep it safely in these
troublous times the postman buried 1t
in field where it would still have re-
manned but for the inquisitive terrier.
The postman's claim was admitted
unanimously, and the parents Of this
boys returned him sums amounting to
about ESQ. Local volunteers are
making inquiries with view to hav.
ing the balance Of the money restored
Scotsman.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
MAN SIGNS AWAY HIS WIFE
And She Is the One, Court Rules, Must
Answer to Charge of
Bigamy.

London.-When in the old days the
local correspondent told the tale of
how the farm labOrer in his district
had sold his wife for pot, i. e., quart,
of beer and that the woman had will
ingly departed with the purchaser the
report was almost invariably treated
as fiction. That there possibly may
have been some truth in these stories
has now been demonstrated.
At Stourbridge police court a chain.
maker named Arthur Sidaway was
summoned by his wife for arrears of
maintenance and during the evidence
1t was stated that the woman had
married man named Jacob Fraser
years before and that before a year
was out Fraser had signed the follow
Ing document: 81, Jacob Fraser, is
willing to turn over my wife, Sarah
Fraser, to Mr.. Richard Knowles on
condition that he will treat her all
right and that she will not trouble me
again for no more money for main
tenance."
Under the circumstances the judge
refused an order sn6 ordered the ar
rest Of the woman for -sgapv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
NO MERCY FOR THE FLIRT
According to Dream, Modern Girl Met
With Deserved Condemnation
at St. Peters Hands.

Cortlandt Blocker was talking at
Piping Rock about the modern girl.
Il had dream last night" he
said. II dreamed that a modern girl
died and appeared before st. Peter.
"She wore gown of filmy, almost
transparent tissue. She was very
beautiful, and she had a conquerlng
air.
Let me In, please she said. My
sweethearts We're numberless. but my
virtue remained unspotted. Though l
skated over miles Of thin ice, l never
once fell through. I am a modern
girl
"But st. Peter frowned and said,
pointing downwards with his fore
finger:
81 condemn you to the same
danes to which you condemned your
foolish overs"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
A Good Trader.

"Of course I realize from all you
have said that you are the smoothest
business man who ever hit this town. y
the quiet chap observed when the
salesman slowed down for want OF
breath, "but there are some others.
Now, for instance, I'll sell you an ar
ticle for dollar that I paid five for,
and still make profit on the deal"
Cant be done. I'll take you'll" the
salesman responded briskly, and
handed over a dollar.
Whereupon the quiet chap gave him
a S. meal ticket that had been
punched for all but ten cents of its
value.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
Nickel No Good.

A little girl walked into a confec-
tionery one morning, placed a nickel
on the counter and called for an ice
cream cone.
ice cream cones are cents, little
girl" the fizz clerk announced
well, then, gimme soda pop"
"Six cents"
Got any root beer"
yep, cents, too"
The little girl sighed disappointedly
and started out, leaving her nickel on
the counter.
Here, little girl, you're leaving your
Nickel" the clerk called to her.
ooh, that's all right" the child
shouted back. tits no good to me
it won't buy anything!"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
MASTER CROOK
RUN TO EARTH
New York Craftsman With Sen
Sitive Fingers Is a Second
Jimmy Valentine"
TOOK LIBERTY BONDS
Gotham's Financial District Terror
lied by Clever Thief Who Opened
Safes and Vaults, Leaving
No CleWs.

New York.-The jaded city of New
York had real sensation when it had a
regeneration of alias Jimmy Valen-
tine" in real life. The play had great
run few years ago and was a leader
in "crime" plays. 1t had to do with
young man who conquered the In
tricate mechanisms of safe protection
and made away with valuable loot.
The modern Jimmy Valentine was
Richard Armstrong, twenty-three years
old, who has been sentenced to Sing
Sing on charges of having committed
series of bank robberies which net
ted him a million dollars in currency
and Liberty bonds. There was very
little trial and superficial investiga-
ton because Armstrong confessed
readily.
Confession Too Plausible.
In fact, he was too eager to confess
and the police are of the opinion that
he faced short term in prison by con-
Tossing and thus heading the police off
from any extended investigation, in or
der that his loot might remain undis-
turbed and his methods, remain unre-
vealed. Nothing much was learned
from him about the inner methods of
his criminal career.
He told the police a plausible story
to the effect that he was the head Of
band of clever crooks who robbed safes
through the use of one of their men,
ber's information of combinations,
gained by working" in offices. to be
robbed. He denied that he possessed
sensitive finger tips by which he could
open any safe without a combination.
Sought Liberty Bonds.
Armstrong made speciality of seek
ing Liberty bonds and it was in trying
to dispose of $1,000 bond at Bowery
bank that he was caught. The bank
cashier was pleasant enough when
Armstrong demanded cash for a $1,000
bond. but continued the parley until
Armstrong found detective at his ell
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
After Ten Years
EatOnic Proves the Best

II say, God bless eatonic," writes
Mrs. Della M. Doyen. II can truth
fully say, after suffering with stomach
trouble for ten long years, that have
never had anything do me so much
good as this one box of eatonic."
We print these grateful words from
this dear lady, so that sufferers every
where may have hope and a little
fafth-just enough to give eatonic q
trial. Why, folks, last year over half
a million people used eatonic and
found relief.
This is the secret: Eatonic SIM
ply takes up the excess acids, poisons
and gases, and carries them right out
Of the body. OF course, when the
cause Is removed, the sufferer gets
we'll. Stomach trouble causes about
seventy non-organic diseases, so, If
you are suffering any kind of misery,
not feeling well, go right to your drug
gist today and obtain big box of
eatonic; cost is trifle. Use it and
dnd quick, sure relief.
Make this test-you will see, and
then, If you are not satisfied, your
druggist will hand your money back.
He does not want one penny unless
eatonic pleases you. Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
The Handy AirpIane.

Just as we have reached the era of
national prohibition, way has been
found for reaching Europe in a great
hurry. Under the newest development
of inventive genius, thirsty man can
hop to the other side, discuss matters
of Importance with friend till his
words begin to run together and his
hat settles permanently over one eye,
and then he can get back in ample
time to have the headache right in his
own home. This is indeed a remark
able age.-Thrift Magazine.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
Bamboo for PAPER Makino.

According to Sir Harry Johnston,
the famous African explorer the in
exhaustible supply Of grasses, reeds
and rushes Of tropical Africa can be
utilized in making paper. William
Raitt, the cellulose expert of the Brit
ish government, points out many seri-
Gus difficulties in making paper from
these grasses, but says that these are
not found in bamboo, which renews it.
self annually.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
RefreSheS
PopuIar-Indeed.
(Au DruGgistS.)
Contains 3O% Pure Sulphur.


PopuIar-Indeed.
Mrs. w. had just brought home her
hew hat and was exhibiting it to her
husband hoping to win his approval
thereby. He looked at it critically.
4Yes," she chirruped, "it's real old
fashioned. Just look at the flowers
poppies and petunias and nasturtiums
md see here-this wheat"
"Um huh," Mr. w. nodded his ap-
prevail. "But if you wanted this hat
to be popular, Mary, why didn't you
have them change this wheat on your
hat to rye?"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
Sixty-Year-Old Apple Tree.

In 1858 Missouri farmer decided
that he wanted to take Greeley's ad-
vice and go West to do little growing
up with the country. He took with
him tiny apple tree growing on his
farm, to see what luck it might bring
him. From all appearances he made a
wise move, for the tree is still grow
ing and showering apples all over the
orchard each year.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
Chickens and Chickens,

nervy any ~ asked an East side gen.
heman of his neighbor, who lived near
a large family.
mo" replied the other, thinking
that reference was made to the neigh
boris three comely daughters. "They
90 down town every day, so we don't
see much of them."-Columbus Dis
patch.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
END OF EIGHT
YEARS MISERY
Used Lydia E. P;nkham's
Vegetable Compound
and Recovered.
Newark, N. 1.-THE doctor said I
had an organic trouble and treated me

Tor several weeks.
At times / could not
walk at all and I
suffered with m y
back and limbs so I
often had to stay in
bed. / suffered off
a n d on for eight
y e a r s. Finally /
heard that Lydia E.
Pinkham's V e e e.
table Compound was
a good medicine and
tried it with splen-
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
Uncompllmentary.

A man who possesses corpulent
figure takes Sunday-school class.
Recently he gave lesson upon how
sin affected the future life.
"Well, boys" he asked, in conclu-
sion, what would happen to me when
l die If 1 had led bad life?"
1.-THE fat would be in the fire." re-
piled one lad. after some reflection.
Wise Woman.
"He tells his wife everything
"So?" "Yes, but she only believes
q part of It,"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
The Main Question.

"Should textbook or Plexus win
that prize fght?"
"Lefthook should have the best of
the argument"
81 am not interested in who has the
best Of the argument. How about
the fight?"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
A Lady of Distinction

Is recognized by the delicate fascinat-
ing influence of the perfume she uses.
A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores.
followed by busting with Cuucuru
Talcum powder usually means q clear,
sweet, healthy skk.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
You are invited to write for free advice

No other medicine has been so sue
cessful in relieving woman's suffering
as has Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. Women may receive free
and helpful advice by writing the Lydia
E. Pinkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass.
Such letters are received and answered
by women only, and held in strict
confidence.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07

bow. He admitted the specific charge
against him, that of looting a Broad
way law office of $4,000 worth of
bonds and currency.
One member of the underworld
craft told how Armstrong entered the
art gallery of "a millionaire collector,
and was able, by running his fingers
over the slight ridges. to pick out the
paintings which were the most valu-
able, making the Identification by
previous knowledge of the subjects to
be found in the gallery. He said after
ward that he could tell more about the
excellencies of the pictures by feeling
them than by seeing them.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07

did effect. l can now do my house,
work and my washing. l have recon-
mended your Vegetable Compound and
your Blood Medicine and three Of my
friends are taking them to advantage.
You can use my name for testimonial.
Mrs. THERESA COVENTRY, Is Burnett
St., Newark, N. J.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
SUSPICIOUS.

The head of the firm had secretly
called in an expert accountant to
check up the cashier. "Have you dis
covered any evidence Of dishonesty"
asked the expert accountant. swell,
I've noticed that he carries a differ
ent umbrella every time it rains" ex'
planned the head of the firm.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
School Lunches.

Scientific tests have shown that the
hot lunch served In the schools is a
very big factor in developing the
child.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07

You can always have your own way
If you are making money for the rest
Of the crowd.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07

One dose of Dr. Peerys Dead Shot" ex-
pels Worms or Tapeworm Its action upon
the Stomach and Bowels Is beneficial. No sec
ond dose after purgative necessary.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07

Hope for the best and prepare
against the worst.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
NJ aturaIIy.

"What do you think ought to be
the typical summer flower?"
"The ice plant"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07

Anoint the eyelids with Roman Eye Bal.
sam at night, and in the morning your eyeA
will feel refreshed and strenKt hened.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07

If mistakes were crimes all men
would be in jail.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
Some More Truths.

WOULD shovel pebble? Certainly Implements
w built according to the work they have do
Would remedy for babys ills? Certainly
prepared according the work THEY have do
All preliminary reminding that Fetchers Castoa
prepared solely remedy for Infants and Children And let
Substitutes Counterts and the stuff that
strength dangerous for the little babe
your
Baby will keep specially
prepared
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07

Politeness eases the jolts in life's
journey.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-08-07
Waste.

Waste.
Samson pulled down the temple.
Heavens, man," we cried, don't
you know how scarce buildings are?"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-20
VOTING MACHINES GOOD RADIANCE.

Knocking out the voting machines
| in Iowa will not be much loss OF con.
venience to the public If 1t results In
board of election auditors as one
| legislator proposes to establish II he
can get his bill enacted. Voting
machines are more complicated to the
average man than the marking of
ballot with a pencil but now that
women are to enter the polling places
in equal number with men voting
by machine becomes simply hopeless.
All that the voting machines ever
accomplished w@s speed and &C
curacy in the count. They never
were an aid to the voter. This speed
and accuracy in counting votes can
| be obtained in two ways greatly to
| the voters convenience by increas-
| ing the number Of precincts SO as to
lreduce the number OF voters at any
one polling place and by the use of
n separate board of election auditors
who would begin counting the bal
| lots by noon of election day.
Election auditors could be men and
| women experienced at accounting.
They could go into secret session and
retain possession of the ballots under
oath with as much responsibility as
city council or county auditor Men
and women active and alert could
serve from noon until the count had
been made when they could not give
up an entire day. This would still
preserve the job OF election clerks
and judges to the aged and retired
classes but the expense o; paying
them for an all night session at
counting could better be paid to
another set of rapid and accurate ex-
perts who could start at noon and
be done by 10 o'clock at night. Wom-
en- would not be required to operate
a machine. thing few of them have
ever learned to do, and the big in
Testment In voting machines could
be avoided.
Let's not mourn the fate of the
voting machine when the circle went
on the ballot but let's boost for the
idea Of new and special board of
election auditors. A few years ago
this newspaper inaugurated the idea
of licensing automobiles at the county
court houses. It was adopted and
everybody now recognizes its practi-
cability. This newspaper is now as
confident that the special hoard of
election auditors is practicable as it
was Of the county licensing idea.
Give it some thought and get be-
hind it.