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Cleveland County herald., 1920-02-12
Two Reasons for Complaint.

"Were you annoyed because I sharp the wife.
 Twice" replied the patient hus- band. "After l had given up trying. to shave l tried to write with the pen. cil."-London Answers.
Cleveland County herald., 1920-02-12
A Business AnsWer.

And shall we find the pot of golR at the end of the rainbow?. beloved. the stump speaker.
 Not if the salvage gang gets there first" answered the vet-The Homee Sector.
Cleveland County herald., 1920-02-12
MILLIONS
 Suffer from Aciid-StomaCh

Millions of people suffer year after year from ailments affecting practically every part of the body, never dreaming that thetP' Ill health be traced directly to acid stomach. Here Is the reason: poor digestion means poor nodrishment of the different organs and tissues of the body. The blood ta' mpoverished-becomes weak, thin, sluggish
 Ailments of many kinds spring from such
 conditions Biliousness, rheumatism luIn-
 bago, sciatica, general weakness, loss of power and energy, headache fnSomnias
 nervousness, mental depression-even more serious ailments such as catarrh and cancer Of the stomach, intestinal ulcers, cirrhosiG of the liver, heart trouble-all of these can often be traced directly to acid-stomach.
 Keep sharp lookout for the first symp~ toms of acid -stomach-fndige estion heart burn, belching, food repeating, that awful painful bloat after eating. and sour, gassy stomach. EATONIC. the wonderful modern remedy for acid stomach, is guaranteed to- bring quick relief from these stomach mis- cries. Thousands say they never dreamed that anything could bring such speedy relief every way. Try EATONIC and you, tooo. will be just as enthusiastic in it's praise. Make your life worth living-no aches pains--no blues or meIancholy-no moro of that tired, lstless feeling. Be well and strong. Get back your physical and mental punch; your vim vigor and vitality. You will always be weak and ailing long ag you have acid-stomach. So get rid of it n0ws Take EATONIC Tablets-they taste good you eat them like bit of candy. Your druggist has EATONIC-50 cents for big box Get a box from him today and If yo1 are not satisfied he will refund your money
Cleveland County herald., 1920-02-12
Took the Better Way.

"Why did you jump from in front of Simpsons ear directly in the path of Barton's carr"
 "Well, I saw I was bound to be hit by one of them, and Barton has the most money" Toledo Blade.
Cleveland County herald., 1920-02-12
Take RICH-TONE
 and gain new enerav

Rich-Tone makes more red corpuscles, frriching and purifying the blood. It contains all of the clements that are needed most in maintaining strength and vigOr. Rich-Tone rests the tired nerves, restores appetite, induces healthful sleep-it gives you all those things which mean energy and we'll being. Get bottle today-only Sl,OO nt all drug stores.
 A. B. Richards Medicine Cn.. Sherman. Texas
Cleveland County herald., 1920-02-12

Some married men never get chance to breathe the air of freedom.
Cleveland County herald., 1920-02-12

Many a man doesn't know what he is talking about until it is too late.
Cleveland County herald., 1920-02-12
Old Practice.

Old Practice. Do you believe doctors have a right to kill where they can't cure?" Haven't they always been doing it?"
Cleveland County herald., 1920-02-12

Many a family tree requires too much whitewashing to keep the insects off.
Cleveland County herald., 1920-02-12
RiCh-IOne Is a Friend
 of the Weak
Tt Has Made Me Strong and We'll Again. "- Says J. K. Martinez.

He writes: "Rich-Tone is a wonder- fu1 remedy for people who are weak desire to gain strength md energy should take this truly famous tonic. It has given me perfect health md cured me of ailments from which I had long suffered"
Cleveland County herald., 1920-02-12

Laugh and the world laughs with VO11
Cleveland County herald., 1920-02-12

FnFnVE TN POSITIVELY REMOVED by Dr. Bsrry'x. E. kE.X Eu Freckle Ointment druggist or HA&VN&AV Co.,. SS7s Michlss @ sn avenue e. chlssxSss
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
PECULIAR TYPE OF ORATOR
Small WsEAsF That Is This nsalbasass
Age Hs Created semsthlaa Of
. @enmaglen.

Tho speaker 0f the occasion was Il
such unusual appearance tlat the ~.
dience Easpcd u giRKted. according 10
the preferences Of is members, when
BE- came up0n tho rO@truHn.
Ladies' snd Eentiemen,~ he hnrHhiy
began. poverty would b nboilshed d
this country II ws could only save anA
devcte to some useful purpose the tire
We waste in listening 60 Hona., Chan.
tauqua lecturers. pointers With pfaa@
and viewers with alarm. singers
who eanEet sing. babbilng baras,
parents of bright children. bearers
q messages 10 the waiting word,
and sundry other borea whoa q is not
necessary % mention IT this time
And peculiar az wae hla poFw0nan
appearance, his procedure vas mess
uniqus. foF, having said hla say. IN
bowed aFimly and retired from 80
rostrum.-Kansas Ciey Star.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
PROCESS OF GRADING
Up AL SCRUB HERDS
Resemblance d Purebred Sire
Within Three Generations.
Under stIlisuI Management and Breed.
Inc Former Poor Stock ~ Graded
Up Within Comparatively
Short Space Of Time.

Once the use Of purebred slres has
become general throughout the coun-
try the process OF grading up wIll be
rapid. Many experiments and prac-
teal experience show that within three
generations most Or the individuals In
the scrub herd headed By & good pure
bred sire resemble purebred animals
In appearance. In q few more gem
erations under skillfnl breeding and
management. the former scrub stock
Ii graded up 70 20 great an extent
that for production OF meat and other
animal products they are practically
as useful asspurebreds. The chief air
ference between a hlgh-grade animal
and purebred is in the value for
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
TOMATO SEEDS ARE WASTED
Can Be Converted Into an Edible oil
and a Preas Cake or Meal for
Live etocl Feed.

From 1000 20 1000 tons OF tomato
seeds go TO waste each year in the big
pulling plants east Of the Mississippi
river. Investigations by the United
States Department Of Agriculture indi.
cate that they can be probably re-
covered and converted into an edible
oil and q press cake or meal for stock
feed. with = gross return Of more than
$4,000 and net Of about s85. 900.
Plants would operate two months q
year on tomato seeds and might be
used for grape and pumpkin seeds In
addition, reducing the overhead.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
THIS BOOkKEEPER LOST OUT
aslght Have Known That Request for
Ralse In SALARY Would Not 0lvs
Bees 6mflafacAien.

A labor leader was defending
strikes.
"How could men get better pay
without striking for itr' hs said -
New York reporter. "By asking for
II, dc you think9
Il once knew g young bookkeaper
who went to his boaa and asked Tor
dollar raise. The boss few lnte q
terrible passion.
Bat faitered tho b00Kkeaper,
sthere Is nothing unreasonable, IF. I'm
my request. Don't you remember
promising me a raise after ia been
with you d Year,
"'Yes,' Missed the boss. hut don't
you remember that / made this raiaa
conditional On your giving me every
aatisfactionT
"40h. deari Haven't satisfied Tou,
sirT said the young bookkeeper. pitt,
fully.
"satlsfed mer yelled the boss. ID
gou think you are satisfying me when
gou ask ms FOR q FaiseT.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

breeding purposes. Only the latter
can be used In. producing purebred
breeding stock. Moreover, only pure
breds are eligible to registration In
the different purebred associations
The Department OF Agriculture,
through its cooperative state agencies,
is prepared TO supply stock raisers with
printed information that tells In popu-
lar language the best animal breed
ing methods and the advantages to be
derived from their use. In addition
the department furnishes an emblem
Of recognition suitable for display. 10
every farmer who agrees to use only
purebred sIres and to cooperate ~
other ways In the better live stock ef-
fort. To obtain the emblem the farm.
or or breeder Ii asked 70 al out Il
simple blank showing the number and
kind Of stock he possesses and also 70
declare that all his male breeding ami
mails are purebred.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

THAT time Of the year has arrived
when the road fight should. and viii
In all probability be started BY Myton
and Price VS.. Duchesne and Helper. We
believe a proper and fitting reward
should be offered to the FIRST one
that starts it. Pretty soon we are going
to be accused in Duehesne Of every
thing known In this connection from
stealing all the state funds to showing
on the Price-Myton .-Duchesne
tUtah) Record.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

we are not going to have a panic
in this country. We believe that all
danger of su.Sh is passed. But we win
in all probability soon have a period
of business depression. That Is to be
expected. Producers cannot afford to
continue paying the high wages they
are now paying without keeping prices
up-and that they cannot afford to do.
because the public Is refusing to buy
St George (Utah1 News.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

Farley P, political pretender Of pro-
posed perverted policies. is placidly
planning to perretuate permanence as
a presidential possibility Of petered
party, whose principal preaching Il
.pernickety panacea. 2. r. practices
peculiar organizations principally for
pleasing profit. Painful plenty is his
prankish prattIe.-Park City (Utahl
Record.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
Every Drop Of Your Blood
Should Be Absolutely Pure

helpless. and many oshor diseases
are the direct reault az impure
hle0d.
You can IN s large MEASURE avoid
liability 20 disease - the use o.
Ss n. ~. th@ wonderful blood RENE
edY thai has bean IL constant use
for more than fifty years. s. s. s.
elamnnaa the blood thoroughly. Il
ii sold ~ druggists everywhere.
For valuable literature ard med
ieai advice absolutely free. writa
today to Chief Medical Adviser.
tEe Swift Laboratory, Atlanta. &C.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
DISEASE CAUSE OF LODGING
Germ Afflicted With Hoes AIIment Gees
Dovn IN Slight ttorm--Poor
Seed Blamed.

One reason corn lodges 20 badly
IL that the corn l. afflicted with q root
disease which causes II to 60 down
even in & slight storm. Experiments
have shown that this disease Is trana-
mitted at least partly through the seed
The United States Department Of Agri.
culture urges that seed be heId-selected
from healthy stalks.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
Not Persuaded.

what are the prospects for getting
Q little loan this morningY' asked the
lmpecunious caller.
Not chance" snapped Mr.. Wad-
leigh.
"Oh, all right. It's fine day, sir"
Maybe It is, but I'm not one OF
those weak kneed individuals who be-
lieve 10 the old saw. ''Tha better
the day the better the deed P-Bir-
rEningham Age Herald.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
PRICES RECEIVED FOR CORN
Rocky MeussaIn and pselns esatss
Held Record From feo6-fe7g
70 teoe-190s.

Corn prices MT the farms Of pr0duc-
ers have been highest III the Rocky
Mountain and Pacific states in averages
Of periods Of years, from 1s68-1s75 TO
1S90-10O5, after which tho highest
place has been held By the South At.
lantie farmers.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

ANY slight disorder OF impurities
"A : source Of danger, n every vital
organ Of the BODY depends upon che
bleed supply to properly perform
its functions.
Many painful and dangerous dln-
easas are the direct result Of bad
condition Of the blood. Among the
moat serious are Rheumatism. with
its tortuTing pain: Ecsema. letter,
ErvsipoIas and ether dlghRlsrinR
skin Diseases general debility,
which makes The strongest men
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

There is only one place we have any
laundering to 60 to, and that is Heaven.
and we are not overly sure yet but
what this town lis fair to middIin'
competitor to even there, lacking only
the pearly gates and golden streets
the angels are here, anyway, though
they are all emales.-Brigham City
(Utah) Journal.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
IMMENSE DAMAGE By INSECTS
Shade Trees and Ornamental Shrubs
injured = Extent d Ten Nil
lion Dollars Annually.

Shade trees and ornamental shrubs
In the United States represent q value
OF one billion dollars, according to the
estimate Of the United States Depart
menf of Agriculture. Ten million dol
lars damage Is done annually ~ shade
tree insects.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

Necessary for ESem1zh 81 HFood asM as
Well as for Production e
ssFcEa Litter.

Make the Sow sakn exere1Bes this
q necessary for her osn health a.
wen As for ne production Of a strong
litteF. smut her euE w har pen dngI
ing the middle Of TIE dag and feed
her come distance frsm Or sisspima
Qwmn1
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

carried over winter and spread chiefly
By striped cucumber beetles. It may
be somewhat checked b. pulling and
burning or burying IN WiIted plants
as soon as they appear and By spray
Ing with 4-4-50 bordeaux mixture and
arsenate Of lead (tour parts), the
spray acting as repeIlant and poison
to the beetles.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

Teacher-Now, who can tell just
what is meant by the saying: "An men
are created equalT We all know that
some Of us are born with wealth and
many other advantages not shared by
all.
'We are all created with an equal
need for Clothes" suggested Johnny.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

Those women who spanked the EN-
ployees of the Pankhurst newspaper
In London, when they violated the
sanctltity Of the two minutes that had
been set aside by the English nation
for a pause in memory of the dead who
gave their lives In the world war, gave
them just what they deserved Sparks
New Tribune.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
EFFICIENCY OF COTTON DUCK
Material Made More ssrvIesabls BY
Simple Methods o. Watsrprooflna

Life Of cotton duck. used for protect
ing farm machinery, sacked grain,
market fruits. field crops. eto., may be
prolonged md the cloth made more
servieeabIe By simple methods Of wa
terproofng and mildew proonnR
worked out BY the United States DE.
partment OF Agriculture.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

Benham--I don't think you need az
more clothes.
Mrs. BenhamI don't. II you wens
ne 70 win the prize offered ~ our -
eiety for oid.fashfoned costumes
Kansas City Star.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

Then, there's the type Of family man
Who thinks he has done his full duty
BY home and loved ones when he Tugs
home pint Of Ice cream.-Soda
Springs (Idahol Chieftain.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

There's always some balm In Gilead.
IL cotton keeps on going down maybe
shirt tails will again be made long
enough to stay tucked in.--Winne-
mucca (Nev.) Star.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
variety the spIas y Aasala

"A man shouldn't always eat tila
same food he should vary hla meala-
said the man making conversation.
'srhat's right" answered the seedy
looking chap.
"Then you vary your meals. 4 take
itr
"Sure thing. Some days / gat tive
meals some days only one. and m0mna
days / set nonc."--Y onkers States.
man.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

Massachusetts, at the election adopt
ed the 2.75 per cent beer bin by ref
erendum, but this does not provide any
beer for parched threats. The Bay
state simply expressed a great desire.
Virginia (Nev.l Chronicle.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
HIGHEST PRICES FOB WHEAT
Farmss Of North Al anslc states Re
eslVed Mere Than Trees q Ehe
Other seckioaa.

North Atlantic "a ners received
more for their wheak per bushel ~
ten-year averages. than those Of the
other sections Of the country from
18g8-1ST5 10 1Bag1aDB. after which
they held second place and the high
est prices vent 70 thp South Atlsntss
GmrmarH.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

A Chinese general has committed
suicide because of dependency over
the political situation. Haven't heard
yet how It affected that chap at Salt
Lake who was running for the presi-
dency, Have also forgotten his name
and the name of his party.-Logan
(Utah) Journal.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

The practical result Of the move
uient last spring to persuade farmers
TO strike, is that they have gone
In and raised the biggest crop on rec
ord, by heck EIko New Free Press.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
As One Raised
From Dead
STOMACH PAINS COVE
Eakanan AaaaEa HIM kNalg

after suffering ten long months
with stomach pains. \ have taken
EatOnic and am now without any pain
whatever. Am as one raised from the
dead" writes A. Perci6eld.
Thousands Of stomach sufferers re-
port wonderful relief. Their trouble
Is too much aeidity and gas which
.Eatonic quickly takes up and carries
out, restoring the stomach to 3
healthy, active condition. Always car
~ few Eatonics, take one after eat
ing, food will digest well-you VIII
feel fine. Big box costs only a tribe
with your druggists guarantee.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

1t is hardly fair to say t,Nat auto
mobile speeders are of no use In the
world, as they give the traffic cops a
chance to make living, and also con-
tribute essentially to the maintenance
of the judicial system. -Elko (Nev)
Free Press.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
Important I'd Raothere
Eie Mlaht an &c RIIl.

Boy-You have a vacancy for a boy,
7 believe, slr2
Employer-Yes; but I tell you at
once he must be a boy who never tells
q lie, never swears, and never gives q
s1Iscourteous answer.
Boy-Tn send my cousin, sir. He's
deaf and dumb.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

And, after all, it really did not mat
ter whether Mr.. Farley Christensen
thought or didn't think he had chance
in the recent election. The essential
fact was that it was proved he didn't
have.-Butte (Mont) Miner.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

Wed like to impress all WInnemucca
men with the fact that the harder they
work the less time they have to whine
--Winnemucca Nev.l Silver State.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
Inter Mountain
Editorial Hilites
Selected for Western Newspaper Union
Service by r. A. G. and G.. b. w.

Let's commit business suicide and go
to the city to Kimberly udahol
Tribune.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

The man who takes an interest in
the welfare Of his community soon
finds that other people take an equal
interest in him.-Carson (Nev.) News
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

Price reduction will go long way
toward reducing the cost Of living,
but price cutting is not the only thing.
There must also be a reduction OF
Idleness and a speeding up Of produc-
tlon.-Hyrum (Utah) Courier.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
DYE RIGHT
Buy only Diamond Dyes

Each package of Diamond Dyes"
contains directions so simple that any
woman can diamond-dye worn, shabby
skirts, waists, dresses, coats, gloves,
stockings sweaters, draperies every
thing, whether wool. silk, linen, cotton
or mixed goods, new. rich fadeless col
Ors. Have druggist show you "Dia-
mond Dyes Color Card."--Adv.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
new SOIL URGED
FOR CUCUMDERS
Certain Diseases That Affect
Vines Live Owe : From Year
10 Next In Ground.
ROTATION MAD { ADVISABLE


Certain diseases that affect cucum-
bers live over from one year TO the
next In the soil. investigation by the
United States Department Of Agrlcul-
ture shows A transfer to new soil
each year In addition to seed treat
ment and spraying Of the vine Is
found advisable to effect their con-
troll.
The ornamental Wild cucumber vine
Is q factor In oyer-winterlng and
spreading cucumber mosaic or ''white
pickle" one Of the most serious dis
eases. Mosaic cucumber fruits are
often deformed, notified with green
and yellow, and have numerous large
dark green warts. The leaves turn
yellow and die. leaving stretches OF
white stalks.
Disease does not live In tho soil.
but is believed to be caused by a virus
which lives over winter in the wild
cucumber seed and II spread by
striped beetles. The cucumber beetles
feed first on the diseased wild plants
In the spring and then fly to the cu-
cumber fields. The eradication OF the
wild cucumber Is therefore recon-
mended.
Cause OF Downy MIIdew.
Downy mildew Is prevalent in the
eastern, southern. and to some extent
In the North Central states, west Of
Illinois. It is caused by a fungous
parasite and can he checked bv timely
and thorough spraying with 4-4-50 bor-
deaux mixture.
Angular leaf spot or leaf blight IL
caused by a bacterial parasite and Is
carried by the seed. It can be COM
bated best by treating the seed In o
1-1.OO0 corrosive sublimate solution,
washing them in running water after
wards and drying Immediately. Di-
rections will be sent on application to
the department. The disease may
live over in the soil 10 slight extent,
making rotation advisable,
Cucumber anthradnose. recognized
by brown dead spots on leaves and
sunken areas on the stems and fruits
is a fungous disease, which lives over
winter IN the soil Rnd probably on
the seed. Seed treatment and rota-
ton are recommended.
scab 10 FUNGUS Disease.
Cucumber scab III another fungous
disease, known also as spot rot and
pickle spot, which occurs mainly In the
northern cucumber growing sections.
Stem and leaves are attacked, but II
Is most noticeable OBJ the fruit. The
disease lives over in the soll, and crop
rotation is recommended.
Bacterial wilt Is caused by bacteria
which live In and clog the water
carrying vessels Of the plants end
causes them to die. The disease is
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
she Would, ~ courae.

"where are you going. Maggief"
asked Lizzie.
'Tm going to the dentist" said
Maggie.
Are you going 20 have gasfT
swell, rather" said Maggie, ~YOu
won't find me sitting IN the dark with
no strange man."-Houston Post.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26
Couldn't Understand Il

Mother. the teacher said ] vas
msde IL dust.
Eyes, dear"
aWell. < ! was born In January
when the snow was On the ground
where did God get the dust Boston
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

Literal Depression.
~Are his spirits IowT'
"Weii. he has tbe deepest cellar !
sver saw q priyatN stock put I'm.
Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-26

A barking dog was never q good
hunter-Portuguese proverh.