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The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1920-10-07

rejects them. 80 red wells would he
an absolute protection. Bet red would
be too hard on the eyes 70 make such
an accessory practical. Reddish
brown is good choice.
Massage viii tend 20 prevent
freckles. for massage viii keep the
skin clear Of blemisheS. A skin well
powdered and rubbed with cream VIII
come on unfreckled from exposure
Orange flower. elder flower or cncum-
Der water xiii bleach freckies- Bur
terrnrk win bleach them on some
skins. A French doctor says that y
the skin he rubbed nightly with ne
white Of an egg beaten 70 a fro;h
and mixed with an equal proportion o.
sweet almond oil. thar the texture VII
stav white and wrinkles VII be ward
"a OF for many years. This mixture
VIII bleach freckle- y after the morn
ing bath this solution l. also rubbed
into the skin
To . hundred gramrnes ~ rose va
ter add eve grammes u borax--ihis
latter lust kitchen borax- " yoU eHn
get the proper measuremeut. I-n
xramrnes OF spirits q csmphor nrs
added next-erery medicine chest Ike
" contains fhis-and Eve grsmmes ~
tineture OF benzoin. This last Is add.
II 70 close the pores o. the skir.
These are 81 simple ingredients
usually found IN every medicine csh'
met. and fhey viii keep the skin
smooth and soft and free Of bien-
ishex.
tCopyriThtl
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1920-10-07
IDAHO'S CROP IS COED
Production of staples 20 be the Larg.
est In History. Estimator
Declares.

Although fdaho's staple crops have
not fulfilled the prospects OF August
present conditions indicate that
they will be the largest I'm the history
Of the state. according 10 Julius n.
Jacobson. OF the University OF Idaho
extension division crop reporting ba-
reau.
The crop OF hay, wheat, corn, pota-
toes. sugar beets and oats are unusu-
ally large. while the barley. apple.
pea, bean and other crops are not
record breakers. according TO Mr. ia.
cobson He said. However, thai al
will be over the 1919 totals.
Girl from Outside" al Gem the
atre Friday and Saturday. October
: and S.-ady
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1920-10-07
MENNONITE BRETHREN cHrR, II

Sunday school. 10 a. m; supt. Err
nest Dexter. II g. m. the pastor :
subject will be Should we as a sur
day school ioin the Idaho State sun
day school association" Y p. NJ
s.s0 D. m. main auditorium: Junior
Y. p. NJ s.so .. m. basement;
adult Bible class. s:3o .. m base
meat; prayer and praise servies. 7;so
D. m: preaching. Sis p. N.
E. W. WILDER, Pastor.
The Filer record. (Filer, Idaho) 1919-1930, 1920-10-07

The school children Of Sweden IN
osr the direction Of their teachers
plant about s-0oo trees each year.
Arizona republican., 1920-09-08

TYPEWRITER REPAlRING
 The Typewriter Inspection Co. All makes overhauIed. repaired and rebuilt 40 $. Fourth Ave. Prompt service Phone 149S- 9-dD
Arizona republican., 1920-09-08
RusINEss CHANCES

FOR SALE-Best small business in Phoenix for the money. Live Wire Employment Agency, Cactus Way. between Center and First bs
Arizona republican., 1920-09-08
PER SONALS

TWO ex- soldiers wish to go to coast overland. One first class mechanic. Phone 4159 Emery E. Mugridge. bs
Arizona republican., 1920-09-08
WANTED-HELP, FEMALE 2

STENOGRAPHER. Compe- tent to handle general corre- spondence. The MANUFAC- TURING STATIONERS, Inc, 317 West Adams St.
Arizona republican., 1920-09-08
Wanted-Partner

WANTED-Party to invest $5000.00 in a well paying Sanatarium proposi- ton with or wothout personal esrVices chance of a life time. Address Box 36S Arizona Republican. bs
Arizona republican., 1920-09-08
FOR OUsEKEEPING
 ROOMS i

HOUSEk kEEPING rooms; reason able: close in 4O5 z. Van Buren. bs
Arizona republican., 1920-09-08

FURNITURE and lease of 9-room house for sale all in good condition. Inquire 416 F.. Van Buren.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1920-12-10

(Clara Halperin) Of Chicago, cousin
of the bride, will also be present.
Among the out-of-town guests who
attended the wedding of Miss Irene
Berlatsky to Mr.. William Turner of
Chicago, which took place Sunday, No
vember %, were Mr.. and Mrs. Louis
Steiner and Mr.. and Mrs. z. Berlat-
sky and son Abe of Chicago, and Mr..
Jacob Noodleman of Houston, Tex.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Turner (Irene
Berlatsky) returned Saturday, Decem-
Der 5, from their wedding trip and
will make their home in the city.
Mrs. Joseph Copeland, 1921 Ere
mont Avenue South, has as her guest
her sister, Miss Alice Greenstein of
Hartford, Conn.
Miss Dorothy Schulman of Jackson,
Miss, is the guest for several days of
Miss Eleanor H. Bresky. Miss Schulz
man is en- route home after a several
months visit with relatives in Fargo,
N. ..
Mr.. Theo. L. Warschauer of 401
Lyndale Avenue North left for IN x
tended business trip throughout the
East, en- route he will visit New York,
Boston, Philadelphia, and other cities.
Mr.. julius M. Price of Kansas City,
formerly Of Minneapolis, was the
guest of relatives and friends for sew
eral days this week, en- route to New
York and other Eastern points.
Mr.. II. L. Altman, 2126 Thomas
Avenue North, left last week for a
months business trip through the Da-
kotas and Montana.
Mr.. Irving M. Frisch, 1919 Knox
Avenue North, has returned from a
business trip to Fargo, N. D.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1920-12-10
With the Travellers.

Mr.. and Mrs. Isaac We'll, 1928 FIRE.
mont Avenue South, leave Monday for
Los Angeles, CAL, where they will
spend the winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Max L. Rosen and
son, formerly of Minneapolis, are now
making their home in Fergus Falls,
MIMI, where Mr.. Rosen is associated
with the Liberty Garment Manufac-
turing Company Of that city.
Mrs. Saul Goldberg and children,
Beatrice and Arthur, leave Saturday
for San Diego, CAL, where they will
spend the winter.
Mrs. M. Kantar left for Los An
geles, CAL, where she is visiting her
daughter, Mrs. Jos. Goldstein and
family.
Mrs. Arthur Stein and son., Eugene,
formerly of 1928 Irving Avenue
North, are spending the winter in
Omaha, Neb., visiting Mrs. STEMS sis
ter and brother, DR.. and Mrs. ]. M. Err
man. Mr.. Stein will follow to Omaha
shortly.
DR.. and Mrs. B. Waisbrem and baby,
Carroll, will arrive from Milwaukee
on December 10, to attend the we'd
ding Of their sister, Sarah Jane Wais-
brem, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. M.
Waisbrem, 1925 Sheridan Avenue
North, which will take place December
g. Mr.. and Mrs. James E. Solomon
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1920-12-10
WEDDINGS AND ANNOUNCE
MENTS.

~NIoscowitz- HOrwitz.

The marriage of Miss Eva Eleanor
Horwitz, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Hymen Horwitz, 1903 Humboldt Ave
nue. North, to Saul J. Moscowitz, son
of Mr.. Martin Moscowitz of this city,
took place on Wednesday, November
"a, at the home of the brides parents.
Rabbi S. M. SLIDER performed the cere-
mony in the presence of the immedi-
ate family. A bridal dinner was served
followed by a reception.
Mr.. and Mrs. Moscowitz will make
their home at 1119 James Avenue
North.
Gustav Gordon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nathan Gordon an
nounce the marriage of their daugh-
ter, Beatrice, to Mr.. Sam Gustav,
Thursday, November Is, at Seattle,
Wash.
Brown Freimuth.
Nh. Morris James Brown and Miss
Rebecca Freimuth of Duluth will be
married next Tuesday, December Ia,
at the Hotel Spaulding, Duluth. DR..
S. N. Deinard will be the officiating
minister.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1920-12-10
Entertaining.

Mrs. Joseph Copeland, 1921 Ere
mont Avenue South, entertained Sat-
urday evening, December 5, in honor
of her sister, Miss Alice Greenstein Of
Hartford, Conn.,, at a Stunt party at
her home. Twenty guests were pres
ent.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nathan Cohn will re-
ceive informally at their home, 2210
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1920-12-10
LOCAL INSTANTANEOUS

Items for the news cImns must reach his office by the Tuesday preceding the Friday Of
Annx BI0. Minneapolis NEWS items will be published FREE o F CHARGE If they appear
in our columns before they are published in the daily press Items which have lost Their
news value such previous appearances. in daiia.. will be published. only as PAD MATTER
The star-progress. (Opelousas, La.) 1917-1921, 1920-07-10
Cooled by TyphOon
SATURDA
Eugene On
~

"A Z ooE and is
w. Oh, elrlsl Hsr
irons remark the osha.
lobby San,y 81, She said, 7 won
not not that made Us book 4,
good one. OF course. you.s
Also Mutt and JEFF AID
Doors Doors open at $40
ADMISSION, To- Is ~
The star-progress. (Opelousas, La.) 1917-1921, 1920-07-10

notice elton n
~esOlutC
1920 re
day Is
superin'
selousas5.5
Fe scare
MOnday,
~ rnercaa,n 4. ]
descrlDe
ction, ~,
East, 81.
said p Ho
~ Of W
and. 1s5sOo
school Do %
bidders
certified ID,
The star-progress. (Opelousas, La.) 1917-1921, 1920-07-10
SHOW We Cleared Our Summer Home
of Rats" by Mrs. Perry.

"When we opened our seaside
home last May, it was alive with
rats. They'd gnawed all the upholster-
ing. We cleaned them out in week
with RAT-SNAP. / prefer this rat
killer because it comes in cake form,
no mixing. Saves dirtying hands and
plates" Three sizes, 25c, soc, $1.OO.
Sold and guaranteed by Est. Of j. b.
Sandoz and Littells Drug Store.
The star-progress. (Opelousas, La.) 1917-1921, 1920-07-10
Now Is a Good Time
To Drive Out Catarrh

It is now an established fact
that catarrh is due to impure blood
and that lotions and salves do NOT
give relief. The experience of 9TH
ers has proven that S. S. S. strikes
at the root of the trouble by its
action upon the blood. Waste no
time in this matter, for it is OF the
utmost Importance. S. S. 5: is a
splendid system cleanser; it is not
sold or recommended for venereal
diseases. Write to our Medical
Advisor about your case. Address
Swift Specific Co., Dept. s., At
lanta, Ga.
The star-progress. (Opelousas, La.) 1917-1921, 1920-07-10
The Trouble Is in the Blood.

The Trouble Is in the Blood.
Summer catarrh, with its nause-
Gus discharge, stuffed up glands,
difficult breathing, and summer
colds, is bad enough, but the worst
of it is yet to come if you neglect
to check the growth that is form
ing to attack you with ten-fold
greater power during the winter.
That's why it is so important to
treat catarrh with S. S. S. during
warm weather.
The star-progress. (Opelousas, La.) 1917-1921, 1920-07-10

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The star-progress. (Opelousas, La.) 1917-1921, 1920-07-10

We are proud of the conf
dence doctors, druggists and
the public have In 666 Chill and
Fever Tonic.-adv.
The star-progress. (Opelousas, La.) 1917-1921, 1920-07-10
.sThe Home of Better PhOtOplays
THURSDAY
Dorothy Dalton
IN
"The Dark Mirror"

Thos. 4. Ince's SensatIonaI Uran'"'
A romance Of two worlds and OF two
beautiful woman. The world or
wealth and a daughter OF fashion: Inc
underworld and the belle OF the dance
hail dives. See what happens wnen
love wrong and misunderstanding
brings the worlds of these two wo-
men crash together! Adapted from
Louis Joseph Vances novel!
Also Bill Duncan in,
"sILENT AVENGER"
ADMISSION, 10, IS and 25e
The star-progress. (Opelousas, La.) 1917-1921, 1920-07-10
BIDS ON ROAD WORK

Sealed bids will be received up and
until p. M, August Bird, 1920. by
the Board of Supervisors of the First
Road District of the Fourth Police
Jury Ward of the Parrish of St. Ian
dry, La, at Krotz Springs, La, by the
cubic yard of approximately sixty
thousand cubic yards of dirt to be
placed on the Krotz Springs road, as
per specifications and profile with
said Board of Supervisors. All bids
must be accompanied with certified
check to the amount of five 90 per
cent othe bid, Bids must be address
ed to the Board of Supervisors of
said Road District, at Krotz Springs,
La, with additional words on sealaed
envelope, viz: "Bids on Road Work. "
The Board reserves the right to reject
AMY or all bids.
ALCEE DEVILLIER,
Chairman
The star-progress. (Opelousas, La.) 1917-1921, 1920-07-10
SUNDAY
Alice Brady
"A Dark Lantern"
A ReaIart Pictured

A highly dramatic story that tells an
interesting episode of a young girls
fight for honor and true love! Alice
Brady in here latest role-impetuous
and unconventional, she creates a
genuine and appealing character.
Come!
Also Comedy
Doors open at $3.50 p. m.
ADMISSION, 10, is and 25e
The star-progress. (Opelousas, La.) 1917-1921, 1920-07-10
PRINCESS THEATRE Program for Week Beginning Sunday July L.
MONDAY
Fladys Brockwen
'sWhite Lies"

The fangs of treachery sink deep
the poison rankles the heart and de.
stroys the soul. A woman betrayed
by man and discarded as thing un'
fit, knows to we'll the remorse that
follows. But is not the remorse over
whelmed by the desire to seek re-
venge? A highly dramatic and true to
life story!
Also Jack Dempsey IN
"DARE DEVIL JACK"
Added Attraction Fox News
Doors open at 4:So p. m.
ADMISSION, 10, is and 25e
The star-progress. (Opelousas, La.) 1917-1921, 1920-07-10
Chairman
A. w. KRoTz.

A. w. KROTZ.
Secretary.
OF the Board of Supervisors Of the
First Road District, Fourth Police
Jury Ward, st. Landry Parish, La.
The New York herald., 1920-01-11
Merry Old King Cole Put Out
of Commission by Prohibition,
Usurps Kingdom of Motordom
Famous Painting of Mythical King Cole by Maxfied Par
rish at Knickerbocker Hotel N. Y, Brought to Life
by Henry Caldwell and Fred Dayton, the
Authors; James Garrett Wallace Star
and Members of the Flat Tire Club

chow at Jerome avenue and Kingsbridge
road, whereupon the king made him a sec
ond class washer in his garage.
The next episode dealt with "the light
car mystery" which has been widely ad-
vertsed of late. The Brewmaster, Oscar
NJ Wells, chief pathfinder for the Auto
mobile Club of America, rusheed in and
announced that q strange vehicle had
blown off of the highway and landed in
the kings backyard. He was ordered tC
drag it in that his majesty might see the
flea therweight car which is going &c
revolutionize motoring. Absinthe Frappe
Lee Woodruff. of the Ajax Rubber Com
pany, whirled i'm on roller skates and die
some stunts. just as the marvellous less
than-a a-thousand-pound carr is going to dc
in the future, possibly.
His majesty was then informed IL was his
birthday and the appropriate time to con
fer honors Colonel Charles Clifton. of the
Pierce-Arrow Company and president o.
the Chamber of Commerce; c. G. Hanch
general manager of the Maxwell-Chalmer!
Companies; John y. WHY'S, president oi
the Overland and WHY'S corporations
John ID. bort, president Of the bort Motor
Car Company, and other notable men In
the industry were called before the king
and presented with enormous fake medals
for things they did wrong or failed TO dc
at all. In this episode the recipients OF
the honors We're put on the grill for about
fifteen minutes. IT is an annual stunt and
always greatly enjoyed by the big men in
the industry. They have become to regard
it as quite a distinction to be called. Alfred
Reeves, manager of the Chamber Of Com
merce, read the presentations. attired in
wig and grown, making large ceremony
of the episode.
The kings three fiddlers. whose names
appear on the programme, played for his
majesty. Four of the episodes are printed
in the HERALD today in detail
Worth Colwell, part owner OF the Row
land Advertising Agency, gave a burlesqu,
of the Locomobile Company suit for a dis
The New York herald., 1920-01-11

BUsHMILLS.-It suits my plans as well
Jas it does anyones.
KIMMEL.-Are you the builder Of the
light car, the featherweight mystery?
BUSHMILLS.-I refuse to answer on
the ground that what ! say might upset
the advertising policy of John Willys.
KING.--say. Bush, let us In on this
secret. What are the specifications OF
your light car?
BUS1MILLS.--Weli it has q twenty
candle power motor more than sufficient
for a light car of two seventy-five alec.
holic displacement. The malt motor has
been designed by the Brewmaster to run
on hops and the body is by Zooiak.
KIMMEL. How have you eliminated
weight?
SHMILLS.--Through our advertising
KIAGMEL.-How large production dc
you anticipate?
BUSHMILLS.--Produ is guaranteed
by the National Biscuit Company and
promises to be so large as 10 make Fords
select
KIMMEL-Do you include full equip.
ment?
| KING.-Your plans are ambitious.
/ BUSHMILLS.-You haven't begun tc
hear our plans One of our products is ar
! ice machine Just attaching II to the kit
chen spiggot and turning on the water
makes ice.
! KING.-A pup out of Isaco by Frigidaire
! BUSHMILLS.-But the biggest return IL
promised from our farm lighting device
For $50 we agree to light any farm as
brilliantly as Broadway.
| KING. ging sunshine into the home
| BUSHMfLLS.--Also,w we will convert the
coil pipes in hot water heaters into house
! hold stills.
KING. Bringing moonshine into the
home.
! BUSHMTLIjS.-Of course, that isn't Sc
important. Where we win out Is in the her
coop electric lighting. This is guaranteed
TO fool any hen winter or summer.
! KTMMEL.-What will IL sell for?
| BUSHMILLS.--We are putting it out OF
a profit sharing basis. We get one-hal
of the increased production of eggs.
J. KIMMEL.You seem to have your PLAN
well laid
The New York herald., 1920-01-11
EPISODE EIGHT.
Burlesaue on Fight % Advertisiag
AgencIes for Motor Factory Accounts,

AKemgIe1
KIMMEL.-your majesty! | was talking
yesterday with your Old friend Henry
Goldman, OF Goldman Sacks
KING.-1Oh. yes. I've got to do downtown
and see him.
EdMMET..--He says our advertising u a
concoction Of flowers. fruits and drunken
cupids.
KiNG.-Welr, nay lord. have myself
doubted IL we are producing any strong
selling copy. / have been thinking OF
changing our advertising agency. ! sux-
gest that We do SO at once.
Enter Piper lover wall and through, pa
per hoop labelled "Truth.) Our service
at your service!
KING.-Bourbon, who left the gate open?
| PIPER.--Let me present myself, Piper
Heidseck, president OF the Pied Piper Ad-
vertising Agency. Inc. and Ltd, recognized
and endorsed by the International News
boys League, American Association OF
Magazine Circulation Distorters---
| KING.-Kimmel. put on a soft needle
this is n twelve-inch record.
! PIPER.--Yes, sir. with jazz on both
sides. This Is my organization. The fair
est flowers from the garden OF advertising
art. First. the head OF my copy depart
ment-he can copy anything-Hecond, the
manager of our art department. who draws
| the largest salary In the world
| KING.-Every week?
| PLPER.-Third, N.Y. Shortrate, our space
buyer, who was for twenty years with
Glovers' Mango Cure. He is yerftable
vivisectionist OF circulation and figures.
Fourth. Mr.. Solomon. our mossbacked
merchandising Moses.
KIMMEL--Mr Heidseck. yours is a dis
Itinguished array of TALENT but, before we
go any further, do you split commissions?
/ PIPER.-Certainly. We believe In coll
llective bargaining. We will split four
ways or more. In order to get your account.
| KING.-Your's is certainly an up-to-date
method. What large accounts do you han
die?
PIPER.-Brush Runabout, Mobile Com
pany of America. Charlie Duryea's Motor
Adventures. Electric Vehicle Company, all
of Pope enterprises the Dow Inner Tubes,
and the international Motorists League OF
! Buffalo.
KING.-were you in at the birth of all
OF these accounts?
PIPER.-Yes. sir; and we sat UP with
them when they died.
1 KING.-What is the basis OF your theme
of advertising?
PIPER.-We first aim TO befog the brain
of the advertising manager and rely upon
him to dope the president and the board of
directors.
/ KIMMEL.--Do you recommend outdoor
and billboard advertising?
Il PIPER.--We go further than that Wo
are redesigning all straight line highwayo
to crowd In more head-on locations. We
are the inventors OF the open Book OF
Distorted Roadside History.
| KING.--Do you think II good policy to
Encourage a development of this historic
Imisinforation?
i PIPER.-Yes. because IL distracts the at
ltention of the driver. multiplying the pos
sfbility OF collision and. thereby. increas-
ing the rate of liability and property dam
age insurance.
i KIMMEY.-What do you think of the
|, Saturday Evening Post as an advertising
medium?
fCoutsuu~A m Next Rnge)
The New York herald., 1920-01-11

KING.--And now, ask you, what does
the dealer sell?
| BUSHMILLS.--Townl lots.
KING.-Then you're all sold out for the
year.
BUSIIMILLs.-Allb but little submerged
territory.
KING.-when do you expect to float
that?
! BUSHMILLS,-As soon as the public is
over-inflated with these rubber balloons
and comes back TO its senses.
KING.-It seems to me you, are getting
into deep water
| BUSHMILLS.-Every sales manager does
just before he floats away, and so l now
announce my resignation, effective al
once.
! KING.--You mean you are getting OUT
| BUSHMILLS.-No, I'm getting in. Con
fidentally, I'm taking all your office staff
engineering force, shop superintendent
and foremen with me.
KING. This wholesale ralding of my
staff seems TO be quite irregular.
BUSHMILLS.-No, it's quite regular
Everybody's doing it,
kING-Haye you arranged for your
financing?
BUSHNIILLS.-Yes. The Anheuser Buscf
and Johnny Walker interests have under
written the whole issue.
KING.-Let so control! Why, I pushed
III on 'em.
! kING.-Brewers don't know this game
How are they going to make any money
out of it?
BUSHMILLS.-They will make tenmill
ions on the promotion, ten on the failure
five on the reorganization and twenty-fiv,
on the "rumor'' that they're selling out tc
Durant.
/ KIMMEL.-IBut will they make any
cars?
i BUSHMILLS.-Anybo can do that
The trick is to make the distributors buy
them.
KING.--What is this car that you viii
bring out with the brewers and distiller.
backing?
BUSHMILLS.-We haven't gotten dowr
to the car. as yet-only to the advertising
KIMMEL.Is that blind advertising il
full pages your announcement?
The New York herald., 1920-01-11

account We must always aim to keep
two years ahead OF production. Otherwise
our distributors will have nothing 10 kick
about. Call the royal director in charge
OF sales
RYE (cailing).-Mr. Bushmills. Mr.. Bush
mills.
IlIMMEL-I would add your majesty,
his expense accounts have multiplied four
fold. His last Palm Beach debauch set us
back more than a million rubles.
PONTE.-My wordl He must have
bought an orange grove
JULIEN, Carl Fisher, the notorious
spendthrift, has led this man into wild
eXtravagances.
attire.
KING.-Ah ha, bird of many colors.
This timely warning may not have come
bit too soon.
BUSHMILLs.-Get good makeup
king. and the part plays itself.
KING.-Our royal treasurer says our
sales of cars are falling off.
BUSHMILLS.-Why the old Lima Bean
In these days of promised production the
car is no longer the thing.
KING.-This is indeed revelation TO me-
l suppose as / am only the chairman OF
the board ] have been kept in ignorance
of this development 1t may not matter
and yet. would 1t be asking too much te
receive an explanation from you?
BUSHMILLS.-Anyone who follows the
automobile game can tell you that If you
have hot seller you can't get 'em, ano
! If YOU can get EN-, nobody wants EN-.
KING.-Were you amember of the dol
lar year cabinet?
BUSHMILLS.-No, I was a member oi
the council of national expense
| KING.-So. that was where you became
expert i'm passing the buck.
| BUSHMILLS.-Your majesty does no
seem to understand that selling cars is ole
stuff. Now, we sell territory!
! ING.-Terrtory
! BUSHMILLS.-Yes. we bought our ma
terial for 1920. We have maps of every
county in the world.
| KING.-If you only sell the distributor
counties. whst does he sell?
| observation-disclosures sc to dealers
The New York herald., 1920-01-11
FLAT TIRE CLUB ENTERTALNS AUTOMOBILE MANUFACTURERS
ORIGINAL 81 TIRE AND REVIEW OF MOTOR MAKERS FOLLE

BUsHMILLS.-Yes. dividends begin N
January and production In July
KING.-,Bush. can not find II In my
heart TO blame yol for leaving us. A man
OF your imagination deserves good Job
with ii. II. Franklin.
BUSHMILLS.-Sorry I must tear myself
away, king. I've got to go downtown and
write some advertisements. the accuracy
OF which is not guaranteed by the fiscal
agents lwaikipg OFF,
KING.--Goodby and good luck. There's
a bright young man and certain to do
well.