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The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26
A wELLKNoWN INSTITUTION.

Probably no institution in America
is more widely known than Doctor
Pierce's Invalids' Hotel in Buffalo,
N. Y. Although established many years
ago it is today a modern sanitarium,
having all the latest facilities for the
correct diagnosis of diseases and their
successful treatment through medicine
or surgery.
1t was DR.. Pierce, it's founder,
who over so years ago gave to the
world that wonderful stomach tonic
and blood purifier, "Golden Medical
Discovery" and that famous nom
alcoholic medicine for women, "Fa-
vorite Prescription.
In his early professional career, DIR.
Pierce realized that every family, but
especially those who live remote from
physician, should have at hand an
instructive book that would teach them
something about First Aid, Physi-
ology, Anatomy, Hygiene; how to rec
ognize different diseases, how to care
for the sick, what to do in case of ac-
published that great book, the Medical
Adviser" an up-tO-date edition Of
which can be procured by sending so
cents to Doctor Pierce's Invalids'
Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y.
Later, DR.. Pierce added another link
to his chain of good works by estab-
fishing bureau of correspondence to
which any one can write for medical
advice, without any expense whatever,
and if necessary, medicines especially
in Doctor Pierces Laboratory
will be sent by parcel post or express
for use at home, at a reasonable cost.
Thus those who have symptoms of dis
ease need not suffer mental agony fear
ing that they have some serious all
ment but can have diagnosis made
free by physician OF high profess
sional standing. Write to DR.. Pierce
relating your symptoms If you need
medical advice for any chronic disease.
All letters regarded as confidential.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26
BLAME PLACED ON AMERICA
Treaty Delay Is the Cause of the
Turkish Trouble, Says
Earl Curzon.

London.-Blame for the troubles
that are being experienced in settling
the Turkish problem was laid at the
door of the United States by Earl Cur
zon, Foreign Secretary, in explaining
the peace conferences negotiations to
the House of Lords. "The difficulty in
framing the treaty is largely due to
delay, and America is responsible for
the delay" Lord Curzon said. The
Foreign Secretary added that the
peace conference hoped that when the
new states were set up in Asia Minor,
however, that the United States
would "help materially in assisting
the new Armenia"
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26
WOULD "HANG"
ALL PROF|TEERS
ATTORNEY GENERAL PALMER
SCORES MEN WHO TOOK AD-
VANTAGE OF THE WAR.
Declares Profiteers Should Be Sought
Out in Every Community and Made
Examples Of-Recites Efforts Made
to Reduce High Cost of Living.

Pittsburg, Pa.-"The man who takes
advantage of the unhappy conditions
into which the war plunged his country
and his countrymen, to line his own
pockets with money, ought. to be
sought out in every community, and,
figuratively speaking-I would not adj
wise it acknowledgement to be hanged
as high as Haman," declared A. Mar
shall Palmer, Attorney General, in Il
Pittsburg hotel.
Reciting the efforts of the Govern
ment to reduce the high cost of living,
which, he pointed out, had resulted in
ARRESTS of several thousand prof
iteers," and released large quantities
of foodstuffs," the Attorney Genera,
added:
"All this had had some effect,
think, upon the prices of the neces-
Saries of life Summer time is the
period Of the greatest production and
least consumption-men wear less and
eat less in the hot months than in the
cold. Winter is the period of least
production and greatest consumption,
and it is a well-knOwn economic fact
that the prices of necessary COM
modities always increase from summer
to winter
Il believe it is because OF cam
paigns against protiteers and against
hoarders that in the year 1919 prices
from summer to winter increased
slightly, and the percentage of increase
was, indeed, SO small that it was less
than any year within the last ten
years."
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26
Submarine Lost.

observation-disclosures to the Navy
Department said the submarine HI,
Bay, Lower California, was driven on
the rocks during storm, but could
be relocated Surviving members of the
crew were rescued by a destroyer and
an eagle boa@. Besides Lieutenant
Commander Webb, those listed as dead
were: H. NJ. GILES, machinist's mate,
and NJ. S. Delamarino and Joseph
Kaufman, seamen.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26
Recourse to Ideals

Rochester, Mimi Pan-Americanism
can be established along scientific
lines with an appeal to ideals, DIR. Will
liam J. Mayo, President of the Amer
lean College of Surgeons, declared in
summing up his recent visit to South
America, with Dr. Franklin Martin,
Secretary General of the organization,
"Tbese lines would be more enduring
than those which involve disease and
Which have not brought us, to say the
least, the friendship of South Amer
ica," he said
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26
PACT UNAFFECTED
BY HUN UPHEAvAl
REVOLUTION IN GERMANY RE-
GARDED AS TEUToN AFFAIR
BY OFFICIALS.
From Present indications There Will
Be No ntervention-Americ Is Now
Awaiting News Of Allied Leaders
Army of Occupation Alert.

Westinghouse the new German
Government sustains the doctrines of
Chancellor Wolfgang Kapp, institutes
q regime devoid of HohenZollerniSm,
and carries out the terms of the peace
treaty, the allies and the United States
will have no cause for anxiety, officials
declared, pointing to the fact that thus
far there was no reason for military
intervention in Germany.
The general trend of opinion among
Senators was that the overthrow of
the Ebert Government in no way af-
fected the peace treaty and that Ger
man citizens were entitled to any form
of Government-with the exception of
a Hohenzollern monarchy-that they
desired. No further news regarding
the revolt was available. The State
Department issued an announcement
reading as follows:
department of State official advices
received regarding the revolution at
Berlin are contirmatory of the press
reports of the arrival of Friedrich
Ebert at Dresden, along with officials
affiliated with him in the Government
of Germany"
The immediate interest of the White
House and of the War Department is
in the development of events at the
meeting called by Marshal Foch Be
fore decisive action can be taken out
side OF the American zone of occupa-
ton, General Allen will have to com
municate with the War Department
here. While it is believed that the
revolution will not affect the treaty
situation here, there were q number Of
Senators who said that once the pres
ent treaty is defeated it will be neces-
sary to make a separate pact with Ger
many, but if this plan were adopted
the Senate would again run afoul the
President, as he could pigeonhole
new treaty in the same manner as he
is expected to dispose of this one
Congress might escape further diff |
culties by passing resolution declar-
ing the war with Germany at an end |
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26
JEWELRY STORES LOOTED
Three Armed Bandits Hold Mob at
Bay While They Rob New
York Store.

New lOrk.-Whle Broadway was
crowded with theater-goers three arm
ed bandits smashed a window of a Jew
elry store on Thirty-Seventh street,
kept the crowds at bay with their re-
volvers until they had emptied the con-
tents of number of trays into their
pockets and then escaped, shooting one
pedestrian who attempted to stop
them. A few minutes later three men
entered another Broadway jewelry
store, few block up town, and, after
throwing pepper in the clerks eyes,
grabbed trays of jewelry and ran from
the store. Two men, alleged to be
members of the trio, were arrested by
police after a chase. Both rObberies,
committed in the heart of the white
light district, were witnessed by thou
sands of persons. Broadway was
thrown into the greatest excitement as
police reserves arrived on the double
quick, and, working on the theory that
different bands, raced up and down
side streets and secured the subway
for the missing bandits. In addition
to the pedestrian who was shot, but
not seriously injured, one other member
of the crowd succeeded in graSping a
fugitive. He was rewarded with
blow ON the wrist from revolver butt,
which caused his arm to fall helplessly
to his side
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26
Naval Officer Rescued.

f'anama.-Rear Admiral Marbury
Johnston, commander of the Fifteenth
United States Naval District, who,
when fishing with three companions,
was carried out to sea when his launch
was disabled, has rea ched BaIbao safe
~ Submarine chasers, seaplanes, de-
stroyers and tugs searched all day for
the Rear Admirals launch, which final
~ was picked up so miles from this
port
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26
Last TO Leave France.

New YOrk.-A detachment of 40
United States marines, the last to see
duty in France, arrived here on the
French line steamer Niagara from Bor-
deauX. The last service in France per-
formed by the men was the guarding
of the Lafayette radio station, near
Bordeaux, the construction of which
was undertaken by the United States
Government for military purposes.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26
GRAF TIERS REAP HARVEST
Is a Hotbed Of
"Graft."

London.-The war-ruined section Of
France is hotbed of graft" social
ed reconstruction experts" amassing
fortunes from the Golfers of the Gov
eminent through fees drawn for plans
and estimates of work with which they
have no further concern. Such is the
substance of what representative
British business men report. The FL
nancial Times, leading British tinan-
cial journal, says:
THE work of reconstruction cOnSti-
tutes one of the most disgraceful of
interested parties, architects, engi-
neers, contractors, and the whole horde
of mo- or less honest Intermediates
who have settled lpon the devastated
districts of the Somme, the Pas de
Calais, the NOrd and the Aisne, like a
flock of vultures, apparently look upon
the work of reconstruction merely as
a means of filling their pockets"
At recent meeting of the General
Council of the Department of the
Somme the Project stated that not
withstanding the large army of Off
Gals, estimates for the rebuilding of
but three of the $4,000 houses destroy
ed in the war had been approved. A
thorough investigation by the Govern
ment probably will result from expos
ures already made. Leading French
newspapers and journals have taken
I'D the question
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26
Rose Wins New Trial,

st. Louis, Mounted States Cir
cult Court of Appeals here reversed
the verdict by which Mrs. Rose Pastor
Stokes, New York Socialist, was con-
victed in Kansas City in June, 1918,
of having violated the espionage act,
and remanded the case for new trial
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26
EIGHT Killed in Collision.

Bellows Fails, Va-Eight men lost
their lives as a result of a head-on col
lision between a west-bound Boston
and Montreal express train and a
freight train on the Rutland Railroad,
three miles north of here.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26

Acid Stomach, Heartburn and Nausea
quickly disappear with the use of Wright's
Indian Vegetable Pills. Send for trial box
to 372 Pearl St., New York.-Adv.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26

There are no buffet cars on a train
of disasters.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26

Every human heart is human
LongfellOw.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-03-26
"He-Rose."

small boy was asked by the teach
er to write an essay on heroes.
The boy promptly wrote the follow
ing:
II put tin tack on the chair. Fa-
ther sat on it and 'he-rose.'"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30
est kings are croacned NTH thorns-Massey.
Hell's Kitchen

Willie McCue wasn't tho toughest hid in Heirs
Kitchen"
So finds New York supreme court jury
Willie wns Just the Of poor parents ana hN"o
In a tenement home and didn't have expensive eothea
~ wear nor IN automobile 60 ride about IN ne
didn't 80 90 the seaside resorts for tho summer re
did play round tho streets. there being no backyard
and nearby playground
''Hells Kitchen isn't noted for hS cleanlnerS the
wealthy owners Of buiidngn have been more
concerned about collecting rentals than planting uoes
grass and cleaning up the district
Into this district social service invosuEatorH
for tho Russell SAGE foundation. They were going TO
tell people who live nicer homes outsde hcllr
Kitchen about tho 'Boyhood and lawioasnoas OF the
Children OF these very poor. They dd tell They
printed n pictur, OF Willie Mecue, labelling the lad
'.the toughest Kid In Hcirs Kitchen" II wasn't
true. While wasn't tough. lie was choir boy by
tho way. and had been arrested. nor even
charged with delinquency. But he was guilty or
being the son OF poor parents. lie was convicted by
the Sage foundation OF living In the midst OF poverty
and want This was In 1914.
Willie having grown into young manhood. SUED the
Sage foundation for calling him the toughest KID
The Jury awarded him ss.5 dAmnrcA
And the judge-Justice Ford-ssd;-
THAT is the trouble with these movements tsueh MS
the sage foundation They think thai where there Is
poverty there Is crfminanty"
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30
A Trouble-M Law

Just what the Jones shipping hin is going TO DO 10
tire United States Is a matter Of doubt.
What most Americans is great merchant
marine flying the American flax owned by American
citizens and reaching 10 all parts OF tho world
The United States may set this out OF the Jones
shipping hin IN tho OF time, but what VIII
get before then Is a lot OF trouble
The bill requires the ahrogauon OF treaties inc
United States now has with "a friendly nations IN
order 20 boost American shipping interests. In gen
tecl way the treaties treated as mere scraps OF
paper" -
Just how the 20 nations going TO view this VIII
soon appear. Quite likely. they will cause lot OF
trouble and give a demonstration that there are more
than to skin cat. IN other words 10 assure
themselves preferential treatment
Another clause of the hill demands free passage
thru the Panama canal for American ships This
issue fought years and u was decided
that the ships OF all nations must pay tolls. The
United States levied toll charges Its own ships
rather than alternatives which other nations
presented az that time.
Commerce and Finance. a reliable Eastorn puhlica
ton. the Jones bill triumph for the subsidy
hunters"
The Journal OF Commerce OF New York. author
ity OF shipping and other commerce matters, com
menting tho bill emphasized that II passed
with but little publicity. that "the people did not
know much about IL" II adds
The legislation Is against the spirit OF the times
opposed all sound economic doctrine and essentially
ineauahle."
Meanwhile the state department has protested
against the bill and the Interstate commits
has had ask that certain clauses be con.
sidered In effect.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30
TALKS
| by
| Crane
WHEN Tux RIG NEWS CAME

WHEN TUE rig NEWS CAME
News from Marion. az CLEANED
from tho papers,.
/ Hoke ponithen's collar wun wiltcd
when he arrived at Marion on the II
o'clock train from Chicago. He was
the only Marion delegate TO the con.
vrntion.
Senator Harding did not arrive on
the II o'clock. az he had 10 go on 20
Washington. but his brother George
and his two Hons arrovc. so a cole-
bution was had anyhow. after which
all tho delegation hurried home aud
ct heavy Sunday dinnem
Church services were interfered
with on the above account and Rev.
crend Melsonheimcr OF the Methodist
church was sore. He rcbuked tho
congregation for negiooting the
I i.oni's work 60 go 10 trains and
! everything. Tho only trouble was
there was nobody at church 10 re-
kbukc except tho ladies' Aid.
Doc Harding. seventy SIX years old.
tho senator's father. was out hack
at tho barn waahinK his buggy with
Z bhNhFh VI WATT anu n Utk
when the big news came.
Misa Abby Harding. the senator's
I sister. teaches English In the high
school sunday morning she was
| frying snusagca for breakfast.
Doc Harding nay-- ~ his son.
well w. q. Ia = ME. boy. tell
you It's a great honor TO raise a boy
10 be president OF hundred million
people.
Par a ! am concerned. think
my boy has taken LOT Of trouble
on his shoulder. specially the way
this country been run the iaAt few
years. Hen have a hard time
Strengthening Il out.
Say. that man Willis made .
crzsckerJack speech nominating
I Warren. II IL second only TO Lin.
ooln's Gettysburg address. 20 my
mind"
ono OF war~n's sister. Mrs.. Car,
ohne .Notsw. was n missionary In
Burnah for eleven Year. The hus.
band IL Reverend Hobcr votaw
senator Harding b. a trustee al tho
I Trinity Baptist church. which wRs
I hung with flags and bunting Sunday.
I Reverend McAf-e alluded TO the
senator In his sermon. This time"
he aid. "a big man wins out aEalns,
money. lie will make a great preai.
dent"
There was n whale OF time Sun.
day when tho news came Of Hard
lng'a nomination. There war a ccle-
/ bration that was a humdinEcr. The
Ten Cent store almos, sold out or,
namsnia and things, Eyerybod had
hammer and tki0t 10 make
noise with. The celebration began In
I front Of the Marion business Men,
club Of which Senator Harding is a
member. This II a converted frame
house where tho screen doom close
with tang.
Dowiers hand played uu-'c-
Nrs. Harding. on being inter.
viewed IN Chicago. gave hs her opin-
Ion that a wife ought 10 BE- a help
TO her husband. This proves the
lady to be a fearless exproasor OF her
Ideas. let the consequences be what
they may.
I iu'1 - h'N noffTr. tns fthruinTN
hired giri. was awful busy Sunday
Asked n she wasn't sea rrd to 20 10
Washington and cook AT the White
House. she allowed that All. xtienseSi
shc could run the kitchen therr just
a. well as she had In Marion for
Mt~ Harding
Frank Hlackrtons the senators
chauffeur, clipped all IN. plcturca OF
the presidential candidate from ths
city papers and haa hon UP on this
wall ~ his rmrnse.
From now on until March you arr
going 20 g"t thia Kind Of ncwA Nc
look pleasant
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30
Many good man has
slipped on a wet plank.

81 once studied under one Of the
greatest musicians OF the world"
"You don't say7''
"Uh.huh, Ho had his piano room
right above mine In his suite in a
~. Y. hotel"
II ~ whore they give Jack John.
son 30 days 60 get out Of Mexico"
WHAT DIN he get 10 be- president
down tbdey"
A sugar bert IL what you re< In a
store when you buy n pound Of IA.
gar.
Prof OF Journalism at Berkeley
writes a book on business Eng
ush" Faculty decides, Aristotle
turned out a niftier volume dick
ems Of a while back. 'Scooped b.
Aristotie." sighed the prof.
One doesn't have 20 be n great
singer TO break the records made BY
caruso.
Yes. iahy. your husband will
have 20 go. abroad for his health.
''Oh. Doctor. ia i, really serious7'
Serious. should say IL Is.
have been arrested twice already for
giving prescriptions"
Congress works by pesce work
That's why We haven't had any
peace n yet
Have you ever seen a bell hopT'
''So. but I've seen a crazy house
Crazy houSc7 what's THAR
zone with the attic vacant
Now the country has an inter
church movement but what the
churches want In an Enter church
movement
what are you painting all thos,
portraits on the wall opposite your
door for7"
drawing trade
-Drawing trader
Yep. every time I look up from
my canvas my gaze will hit thes'
portraits and IL will look like Gus
toners coming up TO buy"
II IL an insult 10 the pork 10 cal
poor actor a ham.
Venice IL not 80 popular this yea
a. . bathing resort because Tn,
ocean Il dry for threc miles out.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30
VEIE SAY
SOSav1-

Tofays Best BET --"Kini word
are the music Of the world"
And every time we look ~ h'
haAetail scores we get out Of chune
GnmaIiei. the middle name Of
Senator Harding. h bound 20
cause lot Of comment.
n IL pronounced with the me-
cent on the antepenultimate syi
liable.
We have looked up the mean
ing of nniepcnultinate and II
means the second syllable
counting from tho front end.
There have been several old
boys named GamalicI.
The first Gamalirl built up n
great reputation for cleaning
UP.
lie may have born an oh
stock salesman, sea, niger, or
bandit.
It's n cinch he wasn't n poll
tician.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30

Rabbi Wise says Harding is "rea
dressed type Of reaction" Carrying cane,
no doubt. instead Of the one-time symbol Of
progressirism the big stick.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30

during 1919 was greater than any
previous time In the country's his
tory, being In excess OF IS 900 900 900.
or about double that OF five or six
years ago.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30

Let's eat at Boldt's: cory bores for
The whole family Advertisement.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30

Hetnie suys he tCiN never forget WIN
man, the marks are diminishing rapidly.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30

II cost him a lot Of money TO be dry, Bryan
told the platform committee yesterday. And
there's no treating tn the dnti-sdIoonS.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30

John Sharp Williams says he tDotld rather
bay at the moon than SIT in the senate. Lots
of EN- do both.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30

The trouble about competitive building Is
that dreadnou0ht IS alscays obsolete by the
time IL is finished
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30

Jdps land to maintain order and remain
to maintain title
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30

Notc let the senate try Nepberry. 4 man
Is entitled to a jury of his peers.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30

Eberfs government may fall People 1cho
stay up in the air run that risk.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30

Coal shortage not expected IN this state,
President Harlin Of the coal miners tells us.
Huh! Just What then told Us about Gas.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30
Pursuing Dollars

George W. Perkins nnancier. died -os complete
nervous exhaustion due Intense and continuous
oyerwork"
According 10 accepted notions. he sas consplcuousiy
successful But who doubt that he would no,
have exchanged a great part Of his success for a
little time to enjoy 81,
And what shah be said Of those who do not win
more money than they need. yet who drive them
selves to death in a frantic effort get ~
The libraries contain a certain popular look on eff
cheney In office management IL says
DO all your thinking business matters by look.
Ing down at your desk. Don't look the window
around the office. There many things going
on there that viii your mind wandering from IN,
work at hand"
Learn TO the left hand as wen as the right
Outside the office. avoid the 'newspa per habit-s
Read only what Is essential
Literature? A. waste OF tine,
Never Jest with caller In business hours,
Finally one Is urged walk fast
No sauntering: No idle contemplauoni
Efficiency.
Over~ork may be justified by what Is accornplsiea
man who makes some discovery Of benefit TO man.
kind might well cut his life short In doing II
But TO what Is the concentrated effort Advocated I'm
this book TO be devoted,
To the pursuit OF money!
There are many trays to reliepe the pnpey
shortage. Trotsky drafted. Russia's poets
to make q battalion.
History speaks Of a Diet Of Worms. Doubt
less there icere food profiteers in those daus.
SO far no seller of frood oIroboI bns bocr
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-30
The productive powr Of Canals

Bryan may be dry, but hardly dried I'D.