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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1920-01-10
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The diamond drill. (Crystal Falls, Iron County, Mich.) 1887-1996, 1920-01-10

The school at Kelso started up last
Tuesday morning with Mrs. Edna
Carlson in temporary charge.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
MUCH BUILDING IN
BUSINESS SECTION
New Business Blocks Under Con-
struction in City Improves
Appearance of Civ

Inc down town section of Willmar
Is undergoing a noticeable change in
It's appearance which will be even
more marked as the buildings now
being erected are completed. The
fronts of several blocks are being re-
modelled and improved to the good
looks Of the business treets, New
buildings are being constructed or
about to be built throut the city. The
First National Bank will soon be law
ing the foundation for it's new home
on the cornor of Litchfield Ave and:
Fifth Street while the land offices of
Anderson and Spicer have entered
newly built quarters next to the Far
mers Security Bank on Fifth Street
The Peterson Furniture firm has COM
pletely remodeled it's front into stuc-
co and otherwise altered the appear
ance of the block. Olson and Neslund
have about completed their large
building and have already moved their
stock into it. The Willmar Tribune s
new home, now under process of con
struction is being built. between the
Post Office and the Willmar Hospital
The addition to the Merchants Hotel
now temporarily delayed, will be a
much needed improvement to that
corner. Several other transforma.
lions in the features of our business
district can be noticed by little more
careful survey
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
The&2lNCUBATOR

we said. we we're pounding Cyan
kee Doodle" on our knee-pan when
suddenly the front door opened and
a long, long-haired gentleman en-
tered, bowed and removed his lid.
81 am the poet of Priam," he
said. because of Incubator's
stand on woman suffrage, l have
decided to give you the first oppor-
tunity to publish my latest poetic
effort"
THAT is very kind of you, you
old bean pole" we said, ''but-''
Don't mention it, you certainly
deserve the recognition for your
fearless stand against the bed bug
evil" he said Here is one poem
l know will bring you many new
subscribers and which l will sell
you with all rights reserved for 60
cents:
You may sing your praise of auto
mobiles,
Of touring cars swell and fine,
But when it comes to the mud
And the gumbo rut
I'll take old DObbin for nine
Every good, very good indeed"
we exclaimed, ''but owing to the
high cost of beef steak our ready
cash is quite low; however, if you
don't do it again, here are two CON-
plimentary tickets to the circus
which we received on advertising;
accept them in exchange of the
poetry"
Fine! My wife will be delight
ed. She has not seen circus since
l started to write literature twenty
years ago." he said, and, turning,
walked out happy man.
We saw he too had patches on
his pants.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
GRAND CONCERT
EVENT TUESDAY
Gustavian Concert Company to
Render Classical Program
Before Willmar Audience

One of the best musical programs
ever given before an audience in this
vicinity will be rendered at the Park
Auditorium next Tuesday Evening by
the Gustavian Concert Company. This
company of musicians have establish
ed an excellent reputation as being
exceptionally talented along classical
and semi-classical musical lines and
have been welcomed by large houses
at every point on their extended tour
of this state. Their programs include
the choicest and most we'll known of
the masterpieces in composition with
a delightful addition here and there
of the best known Swedish songs
which will be familiar to all those of
Scandinavian extraction. The COM
pany's personnel includes A. Waldo
mar Anderson, pianist; Walter Scott
Johnson, violinist; Arthur W. Ryberg,
tenor soloist and Lyle H. Perry cell
list. Prof. Anderson is the head of the
conservatory of music at Gustavus
Adolphus College and is recognized
as being one of the most skillful and
talented pianists now appearing be-
fore audiences in the Northwest.
"Scotty' Johnson, as he is Familiarity
called, is the instructor of violin at
Gustavus and his control and mastery
of his instrument was demonstrated
some years ago before a local audi
ence. Prof. Arthur w. Ryberg pos
sesses a SPLENDID tenor voice being a
solOist of the Apollo Club of Mime
apolis. Mr.. Perry, the cellist is an
artist in his use of the cello and will
offer some of his best renditions be-
fore the local enthusiasts of his
instrument. The musical treat which
the people of Willmar will be given
ought to attract all those who find
satisfaction and enjoyment in hearing
what is best in music and having it
produced in an artistic way. Events
of this nature rarely find their way to
this city and all should avail them
selves of this golden opportunity OF
hearing musical numbers of the first
class. The price of admission is but
fifty cents for adults and is placed as
low as possible in order to permit as
many as possible to attend the grand
concert The date is Tuesday even.
ing, June 18th at the Park Audi
forum.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
TX
Little Side Lights
Editor PanhandIed by long,
fellow. the Poet,

We had crossed our legs and put
our feet on the Office table. Small
clods of Willmar clay had fallen off
our No. lis and dropped on the
blank sheet of paper on which we
were about to write an editorial on
the purity Of American politics.
We took out our pipe for a sooth-
ing smoke, but found the tobacco
sack empty and nary a match at
the bottom of the lining of our vest.
Thru the second patch on the knee
OF our trousers was plainly visible
the calloused cuticle of our knee
pan.
We tapped the pan with our pipe
and the sound awoke the office cat
sleeping in the waste basket. Poor
old cat! He had been dreaming of
home and mother and of the days
when H. c. of l.. stood for some
thing better than Hash Chopped Of
Liver. He stared at us with a hun
cry look in his big sad green eyes
as it begging for bread. Poor
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07

discomfort of the jailer. The papers
the next morning stated in big head
lines that $50 "Bolsheviks" were ar
rested in Great Falls. But they failed
to say that these men went to Jail them
selves, with about four thousand wait
ing outside to get in.
"One of the leaders had his trial May
25th. The Judge found him not guilty.
His Honor stated that the city ordi-
nance was a ridiculous one and void,
and freed the other men.
There is no such thing as a banner
ordinance in the City of Great Falls
anymore. The Mayor and his Alder
men have backed down completely. Be-
sides labor was so aroused that we
elected three men on the citizens labor
ticket to the city council"
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07

free assemblage. We demand that the
stool pigeons Of the Anaconda Copper
Mining company be put under arrest
for shooting peaceful pickets.
LAS the parade proceeded the police
began to make arrests, taking about ten
men at time and locking them up. But
the 5000 strong kept on marching, paid
no heed whatever to the police. When
we were thru parading the streets; and
thot the police were tired locking us up
ten at time, we decided that the other
few thousand not arrested should also
go to Jail. We all went to the Jail and
demanded to be arrested. 1t took twen-
ty-five clerks to get all the men regis
tered, and at that, only about tenth
of them were finally registered.
''The city attorney demanded bail
One of our men told him that he would
have sweet time getting it. All the
men said they would stay in jail. They
demanded supper Immediately, to the
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
FREE BANNERS
IN GREAT FALLS

The State of Montana has a law pro-
hibiting the display of red flags. The
city fathers of Great Falls thot they
would go the state one better, by pro-
hibiting the display of all banners in
parades. But city fathers may be over
jealous in following a fashion. That is
what happended at Great Falls. The
workers determined, prohibition or no
prohibition to have free banners. And
they got them.
The story, written for the American
Civil Liberties Union by the secretary
of the local lodge Of the brotherhood
Of Railway Carmen, runs as follows:
I'm regard to free speech in Great
Falls, they tried to slip it over on us.
Recently all the affiliated crafts of the
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07

city met at Lyceum hall, and decided
to have a parade in protest against the
shooting of our brothers in Butte, Mon
tana. An ordinance, however, had been
passed. prohibiting any person from
carrying a banner. A fine of fifty dol
lars, or six months in Jail, was impos-
ed on any person who violated this or
dnance. But there was no fine impos-
ed on any of the street car directors or
other companies displaying signs.
when he heard of our plans the
Mayor promptly notified us that some
Of us would get hurt if we tried to car
ry banners. We paid no attention to
this threat. Instead 1900 smeltermen,
$50 carmen, ESQ machinists, 200 boiler
makers, $50 sheet metal workers, and
about 1000 railway shopmen turned out
and paraded thru the city, each man
carrying banner, on which was in
scribed: I'VE demand free speech and
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07

(Meeker County News, Litchfield)
Misses Lucille Cathcart and Gladys
Hull>spent Saturday night with friends
in Willmar.
Mrs. Margaret Palmquist and Miss
Kate left Friday noon for Atwater for
week end visit with relatives.
Mrs. Albin Clarquist and daughter,
June, returned Monday noon to Willmar
after a visit of week or more with
Mr.. and Mrs. J. H. Chilly.
Mrs. VIM. Ziemann and children who
had been visiting at the A. Ziemann
home for time returned to their home
at Willmar Saturday night.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07

from Golden, Ill, Tuesday where they
attended the funeral of Mrs. Geo. Flies
ner, a sister of Mr.. Bruins.
Mrs James Pollock and Mrs. Tom
Merrinton and children who visited last
week at the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Fred
Binnebos returned to Appleton Satur-
day.
Frank LATERAL and Jake Bangs re-
turned from Ponko, Nebr, Saturday af-
ter month absence. Both were work.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
Not Necessary
Country
Correspondence
litChfiold Items
(Pinchot Snuff-Special Correspon-
dent to the IncubatOr)

(Pinchot Snuff Special Correspon-
dent to the Incubator)
Ezra Copper, who has always
had to help his wife on wash day
bought her CD an electric washer
for a birthday present last Thurs
day. Ezra got his thumb badly
squeezed in the Wringer showing
his wife how to run it.
Dame Rumor has it that Sam
Trips is going to marry widow
Wigs sometime in the near fu-
ture. Mrs. Wigs is a splendid
cook and Sam is a mighty big eat
er, so in that respect it's a good
match. But where the raw mater
ial is coming from we don't know.
Manda Smith had a narrow es-
cape from serious injury last Fri
day. She was going by the Review
Office when she nearly stumbled
over brick some careless indivi-
dual had left on the sidewalk. Had
she fallen she might have broken
her collar bone or something.
OAhS Cdu uOI VIC IOO Col Slu2 oOOuI
leaving brick around like that.
Hank Treble has bought a new
cornet. Residence property has
gone down considerably in thaR
part of town. III
We understand that the unmar-
ried fairer portion of the Bapterian
church are greatly dissatisfied with
their new minister. They claim
that when the call was extended to
DR.. Blue it was distinctly under
stood that he was young bache-
lor. When he arrived last week he
brought a wife, 8 children and a
mother-in-law.
Pete Peterson's tin Lizzie got a
mite unruly last Saturday evening
and run upon the sidewalk in front
of Grabbit & RUINS grocery store.
Luckily no damage was done ex-
cept that DR.. McPill got both his
legs broke and three teeth knock
ed out. 1t is not likely that Peter
son will bring suit against the doc
tor, tho he says the doctor had no
business on the sidewalk.
Pingree Muffet advertised for
wife some time ago in the Heart
& Hand" A widow, whether real
one or a grass one, we don't know,
answered the ad and when she ar
rived Ping was standing on the de-
pot platform waiting with pax
carnation on his coat 'cOrding to-
instructions. The second he got
his lamps on his intended-weu he
just let out one whoop and lit out
like a skeered Jersey steer and
hasn't been seen since. In the
meantime the female has taken
employment at the Metropolitan
Garage and says she'll be getting
him yet. Neighbors believe that
Ping was home the other night az
ter dark to get his money and
things and Is now probably on his
: way to the Sandwich Islands. s
- ~
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07

ing for contractor Delameter.
Mr. and Mrs. Henry Van Der Linz
en- of Coopersville, Mich, arrived SUI
day for a visit at the A. E. Keinhuize
home and with relatives near Prins
burg.
Mr. and Mrs. c. n. White and chic
rem of Tulare, Calf, and Miss Arm
Luitjens of the same city arrived las
week for an extended visit at the II.
Luitjens home.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07

Mons. The paste-pot had been
licked clean. We threw him a copy
Of the Literary Digest. This pre-
digested stuff we noticed is easier
on the cats stomach. Once he ate
half the editorial page of the Das-
sci Dispatch and would have died
had not the Office devil gotten him
to throw up by tickling his throat
with feather. AS luck had it,
there was just one quill left in our.
feather buster. n
But to grstusa O 90 q =
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07

Litchfield Review: Gust johnson
Of Atwater was operated on yesterday
for the removal of the, appendix. He
was the victim of an acute attack.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
LIN ERIck

LIMERICK
I'm fond Of peas,
I'm fond Of beans
And other homegrown trash,
like steWed fish
When mixed with greens,
But Oh you Corn Beef Hash!
Duluth News-Tribune.
I'm fond Of beans
I'm fond Of peas
And the odor Of onions too.
| like fried eggs
And the smell of cheese
But Oh you Cabbage Stew!
Me.
*
Not Necessary
Visitor (entering and lifting hi5s
haiti beg your pardon Ny
name is Smith.
Proprietor-"Never mind. That
is a perfectly good name. Just so
you don't spell it with a "" and
final "e".
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
OBITU ARY
JENNIE HOOGEVEEN

Jennie Hoogeveen, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs Harry Hoogeveen of Prins-
burg. died Saturday, June 26th, as a re-
suit of weakness of the heart She was
born May 22nd, 1905 and at the time of
death had attained the age of fifteen
years. one month and four days. Fun
eral services were held Tuesday noon
al the Hoogeveen home and at one
O'Clock from the Christian Reform
church at Prinsburg, Rev. J. DeJonge
officiating. The deceased is mourned by
her parents. Mr.. and Mrs. H. Hoogeveen
two brothers, William and Henry; four
sisters, Mrs. c. Leieboer Mrs John
Strootman and Nellie and Clara-Ray.
mOnd News
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
The Incubator
Published by
On TOM PHULERY
~ .C whenever he can
49, I> get the old machine
to work.
Eiegy, Nit

The curfew tolls the knell of part
in~day,
And down First Street the rafting
f1ivers spin,
The Fourth Ward resident, raking
boulevard hay,
Now stops to swat mosquitoes on
his chin.
Willmar, Rt. 4, June FL.
Dear Mr.. Editor-What has be-
come of the Incubator? Haven't
seen a copy for couple of months.
Indignant Subscriber.
Well really now we can't help it.
There is said to be much counter
felt money in circulation lately,
and we have been so busy sorting
over our 500 bills looking for bad
ones we haven't had much time to
do anything else. Besides the wick
in the Incubator is getting pretty
short SO she don't suck as she
ought.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07

(Raymond News)
Mrs. c.. Kramer returned to Beiou.
Mimi, Monday after a few days visit
with her mother, Mrs. T. Meyer and
other relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs B. E. Bruins returned
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
SALTWATER TWINE

Have received our supply Of
Saltwater Twine. Come and get
your supply while it lasts.
Willmar Farmer. Coop. Ele. Co.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
Can You
BEAT
This?

One day Mr.. Bette and Mrs. Bette
were wedding beets in Bete's beet
field. Bette, being quite a better,
bet he was better beet weeder
than Mrs. Bette. Both started in
wedding beets to beat the band
Mrs. Bette beat Bette wedding the
beets alright, but Bette tried to
beat Mrs. Bette out of her bet; and
Mrs. Bette without beating around
the bush called Bette a deadbeat.
Bette got red as a beet and threw
a beet at Mrs. Bette; but Mrs. Bette
beat it to the house and came back
with an egg beater in one hand and
a carpet beaten in the other; and
the way Mrs. Bette beat up Bette
with those heaters, beat anything
we ever saw. A policeman on his
beat, beating time with his billy,
came by the Bette place just as
Mrs. Bette was beating Bette, but
when he saw how Mrs. Bette could
beat with those heaters he beat it.
SOME BABY, OF COURSE
1t has been reportd to us via
grapevine telegraph that Einar
Soldering, journeyman printer at the
Office Of our steemed contemporary
the Republican-Gazette, isn't keep
ing his garden as clean as he used
to do. Between rocking the baby
buggy, singing lulabyes and show
ing his friends what a really won
derful youngster it really is that ar
rived at his home a week ago last
Wednesday, he hasn't much chance
to put in any of his overtime on
pulling weeds.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
Glad il Wasn't Us

CLAD It Wasn't %
An editor in the next county re-
ported a Wedding recently, and
wrote that "the groom had bunch
of sweet peas on his BOSOM" But
the proof reader never noticed that
the printer had gotten things "ball-
ed up" and when the paper came out
the happy young couple read: "the
groom wore a bunch of street fleas
on his bosom" The editor is now
in a hospital.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE
sRAA1 when you lugged six barrels
N61or for the circus elephants
lee 81 ticket to the. show?
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-09-02

ers In the school. Miss Harriet ray
lor. who was head OF the Y, w. g.. \.
war work IN France, conducted the
graduation exercises
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-09-02
OLD MAN KILLED
BY FRISCO TRAIN
Henry Gardner, n, Deaf,
Counting Money, Walks
in Path of Engine.
LIVED IN WEST TULSA
wax Popularity Known as
Dad" to Majority of Popu-
lation; Leaves 2 Sons.

pordored deaf by his years. Henry
c.rdrer n, fO2 Francis, West Tulsa,
s"nod 10 hear the approach OF a
,.a,r At s:25 yesterday morning, and
.hue engaged in counting his money
.,ar,ed across the railroad tracks
60 Messenger train No. Ill,
.I Tor Kansas city, knocked him
poun' s'o,,, he tracks, breaking nearly
l.sr,, ,v,, tonc IN the old mans body and
causing Instant death.
Womon Screams Warning.
Gardner was returning home from
."ccry store nearby and had under
.rn several packages which he
Nv, recently purchased. Even the
rsc whistle OF the train and the
Draocb ~ air brakes being quickly
smiled failed to arouse MN an
srpitdcntified woman standing nearby,
.ansIrp the approaching tragedy.
,creamcd at Gardner, but he walked
On TO his death. .,-,.,,
We lived with his two sons, BUCK
,,d John. SO far as Is known these
ws bis only relatives. John Gard
,,er ,s an engineer, working for the
Trlsco The elder Gardner was
tnown to practically every man,
%or,,n and child in West Tulsa. His
death is mourued by many who daily
s.So,ed him as pad" Funeral ar
,sneements have not been made.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-09-02
Broken ArroW Briefs

BROKEN ARROW, Sept. L.
Judgo ". b. Williams regular Sep
tember term Of the Broken Arrow
division of the Tulsa county court
Monday. September 8, viii be de-
volta exclusively to probate matters,
with fury term for trial cases fol-
lowing later In the month. according
10 Mrs. Effio Shrader, deputy court
clerk in charge Of the Broken Arrow
office
The Royal Neighbors and mem
bers Of the Bethany class of the
Methodist Sunday school Joined In
Nlrprse for Mrs. V. B. Cowan, Mon
day evening. as a testimonial to her
faithful service both at lodge and
church. A list of about 40 were In
the party which gathered at the
Cowan home and spent the evening
and enjoyed refreshments. The
monoree, who leaves shortly for Sa-
pulpa with her husband, to reside,
was the recipient also OF n remem-
brence from both the lodge and
Sunday school.
The monthly report of city clerk,
Mary E. McAnally. for the month Of
August shows Broken Arrow to be in
a healthy condition, both physically
and financially. During the entire
month only five burial permits were
issued by the city cemetery, three OF
which we're for the interment of nom
residents During the same period
the city's revenue from various
sources greatly exceeded the income
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-09-02
WOMEN COMPLETE.
Y. W. C. A. COURSE
Two Members of Tulsa
Association Staff
Are in Glass.

Names OF Miss Mary T.. Clarke.
new physical education director Of
the Tulsa v w G. A.. and Miss
Kathleen II. Simms, new junior
secretary OF the girls work depart
mcnt, both OF whom arrived here
Tuesday, are listed IN press re-
lease from New York as among the
class Of III young women who
grnduatcd last Thursday from the
summer course OF the national
training school Of the association in
New York city.
Nearly every state In the union
from as far west as California was
represented in the finishing class,
the report stated. The graduates
are being assigned to work In cities
all over the country and several will
enter the foreign service Of the as
ISOLATION.
one OF the graduates was Mrs.
Felicisma Barza of the Philippines,
who will start Y. w. G. a. work
there. Her husband Is head OF the
IY. NJ. c. a. I'm the islands. other
graduates were Miss Hei-wan Iung
| of China, who viii return to her
native country TO engage In associa-
| lion work for girls upon her gradua-
tion from Wellesley college In 1922.
! and Miss Celia Meyer OF Belleville,
| Kansas, who leaves shortly to do
health and physical education work
| In China.
| Glasses during the six weeks
/ course included study Of girls
work, business secrctaryshl physl
| cal education, religious education. in
| dustrial leadership, student secre-
| taryship, city, town, and county
work. Professors from leading uni