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Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25

sorts of worthless things and you don't
mind in the least You have no desire
to be NICE"
"That's true enough said the Grif-
fon yulture 81 don't see the use in
bothering to be NICE It would be such
an effort"
'It isn't such an effort for some
creatures to be nice. And I do not do
the things that the old hen hawk does
and neither does my cousin and his
family, the Red-Tailed Hawk family.
"We suffer for the sins of the old
hen hawk Creatures think we're hen
hawks and persecute us because they
think we're bad. Many of our family
have been killed because folks thought
they belonged to the Hen Hawk fam
ily"
''My advice to you," said the Griffon
Vulture sis to be bad and mean and
live up to your reputation
"We couldn't do that for worlds"
said the Red-Shouldered Hawk.
."Why not?" asked the Griffon Vul-
ture IF they think your family be-
haves in such a way then behave in
such way and get some fun out of
your bad reputation"
"We wouldn't disgrace the family
name no matter what folks thought
| of u.s." said the Red-Shouldered Hawk,
land we're only hoping that one of
these days folks will know the truth
about us and that we aren't the hen
hawks. We hope they will know
that there are two kinds Of hawks
like the hen hawks in locks but not
in ways"
"You're queer all right" said the
| Griffon Vulture.
"Queer to want to be decent?"
asked the Red-Shouldered Hawk.
THAT is queer to q Griffon Vulture."
Il suppose it is said the Pad-ShouI-
dered Hawk, "but luckily the world
isn't made up of Griffon Vulrures."
''We wouldn't care to make up the
world" the Griffon Vulture ended, "as
we like to prey on what other crea-
lures are dead"
"And we want that truth known
about us, the truth that we're not bad
as they think" ended the Red-Shoul-
| dereti Hawk.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
Had Many Sleeping Places.

The average man probably sleeps in
100 beds or so during a long life
time. A veteran commercial traveller,
whose home is in New York, can af.
ford to smile at this record, for, he
says. II calculate that have slept In
at least 5000 beds during my forty.
odd years ON the road, and 1 have
slept we'll In them ALL"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25

II understood there were scandal
Gus goings on at the party last night"
"Oh. no, grandma; the young folks
merely INDUCED in some osculatory
diversions"
We'll, that was all right, but that
rascally Jimmy told me you were all
playing kissing games"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
The Wise Man.

The wise man must ponder on the
right path in the silence of his own
heart. and when found take it, though
the whole multitude brayed at him
with it's many heads, which most prob
ably they would-for a time.-"Con-
yersations with Carlyle" by Sir
Charles Gavan Duffy, X. c. NJ. G.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
Better Than Medicin
IikefVI

Small Roy-O-o-oh! I b-b-broke a
plate!
Mother (busy writing an article on
Home Life')-1 can't be disturbed
lust now. Run and ask father if he'll
De kind enough to spank you for me.
Stray atOrieS
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25

The prices of cotton and linen have
been doubled by the war. Lengthen
their service by using Red Cross Ball
Blue in the laundry. All grocers, &c.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
Circumstances Alter Cases.

The Doctor-That was q very bad
sprain. You will need absolute rest.
You will not be able to dance for three
months.
The Premiere Danseuse - That's
tough. 1t cancels a three hundred a
week contract and me without a cent
saved up.
The DOetor-Not a cent? That's too
bad. But don't worry. / think 1 can
fix you so you can go on tomorrow
nights show.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25

No happier Harding celebrants
could be found in the city of Wash
ingtoa the Sunday following the Ohio
ans nomination than Inez McWhirter
tat the right, the Harding maid and
housekeeper, and her bosom friend,
Hattie Jeffries. who cooks at the ST.
amese legation in the same block.
Hattie is frankly figuring on Inez's in
Auence to promote her from the diplo-
matte service to the White House
kitchen.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
ALIENS Foor.EAsE DOES 1T.

When your shoes pinch or your corns and
bunions ache so that you are tired all over,
get Aliens Foot Ease, the antiseptic pow
der to be shaken into the shoes and
sprinkled in the foot-bath. 1t will take the
sting out of corns and bunions and give in
slant relief to Smarting. Aching, Swollen,
Tender feet. 100000 pounds of powder for
the feet were used by our Army and Navy
during the war. Sold everyw here.-Adv.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
Hotel for L Loqs and Cats,

A hotel for dogs and cats was opened
a short time ago in London to care for
the pets of persons leaving the city
le7nnorarily,
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
Improve Bubble Sport.

The children's bubble blowing sport
can be %reatly improved by adding
Laif 3 .eaispuonful Of giyterin to each
quart Of water. This gives tenacity to
tie bubbles,
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
More Critical.

"Kind SIR" began the measly mendi-
cant, "the Lord loves even the mean.
est and most humble of us, and"
81 am more particular!" interrupted
J. Fuller Gloom. "On your way!'-
Kansas City Star.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
A. B. RICHARDS MEDICINE Co, Sherman, Texas
Admiration Goes Out to Him

AdmIFatIon Goes Out to Him.
We may say a fellow shows bad
taste in devoting his life to painting
or sculpturing, but at the same time
ttion for the one who can naturally do
things we can't.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
Ain't 1t the Truth.

"This whipping hurts me as much
as 1t does you, lny son." "But you are
not so tender where it hurts you,
pa"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
Never Hits twice.

Teacher-Why is it that lightning
never strikes twice in the same place?
Jimmie--Because, after it hits once,
the place isn't there any more.--Ex-
change.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
New Classification.

Junior, pointing to fox terriers
little short tail, exclaimed: "Say,
daddy, wish you'd buy me one of
these cute little short-stem dogs"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
naiIv ThoInh+

AS "unkindness has no remedy at
law" let its avoidance be with you
a point of honor.-Hosea Ballou.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
SERVING and Served.

Someone has called attention to the
fact that everybody con be waited on,
serve. The human being who is little
besides a receptacle for services, is Ell.
:her undeveloped or degenerate. Don't
make it your aim to sit at ease and be
served. Anyone can do that. Choose
the higher. diviner thing, service, with
all that it implies.-Girls' Companion.
Better Than Medicine.
Learn to laugh. A good laugh is bet
ter than medicine.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25

DR.. Peery's Dead Shot" is not 'Ios-
enge" or ''sirup." but a real old d-fashioned
dose of medicine which cleans out Worms
or Tapeworm with single dose.-Adv.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
LOGICAL.

"The second doctor the Smiths had
was exactly like the first one"
swell, why shouldn't he be the fac
simile for n sick family?"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25

The British museum contains spi-
der crab measuring Is feet across it's
lutstretched legs.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25

If one-half the world knew how the
other half lives more divorce courts
would be necessary.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25

Is there still a dog In existence
named Rover?
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25

Sergt. c. L. Dalrymple, Washington
policeman for 25 years, most Of the
time on guard at the White House
executive Offices, is spending part
Of his vacation at his old job of 'pud-
ding" in steel MILL. He wanted to
see how easy it would be to earn the
big wages steel men get today COM
pared to what he received back in the
last generation. His friends, however,
do not believe he will be lured away
from his daily occupation of scanning
the faces of White House visitors.
He probably knows more public men
than any other individual in the coun-
try, and has dealt with more cranks
than has any other person.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25

Replies are not always answers.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-25
Heredity.

HeredIty.
do you think the baby will take
after Jim?"
"Yes. If there is anything to take"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03
DECLARES LADY AsTOR IS
POWER BEHIND CABINET
MEMBER Of British Parliament
Makes Startling Statement About
Yankee Stateyyomnn.
ATTENDS CABINET MEETINGS
Full Attendance I'm House OF Com
mons When Former Virginlan
Makes Speech, and Hearers Lis
Ten Respectfully.

HtARRITZ. FRANCE. Oct. THAT
Lady Astor, the American woman
member OF the British Parliament. Is
The power behind the British gov
ernmcnt Is tho astonishing story
brought to Biarrltz by n member OF
the British Parliament who has Just
arrived on his way TO Spain.
IT In 4 fact. although only known
to very few" the 81. +. told 4 friend
OF m!no at the Golf Club yesterday.
Lloyd George right around her little
finger.
'.Not only that. but ahe has ex-
traordinary influence over Winston
Churchill. Bonar Law and Lord Cur
mas been present at nearly all Cabi-
ret meetings at which important de-
cisions were taken. and that her Views
are deferred TO In almost every in
stance on matters affecting both do
inca;ic and foreign policy.
'She IL was who persuaded Lloyd
SSeorGe not to send an army to help
would DO revolution which might
result In tho oycr:hrowing OF the
crown: should more Br!tiah blood DC
spilled In nghting In Europe.
1lythe conference. Lloyd George ex-
cused himself when In the middle
or an argument with Premier Miller
ana, went from the room and entered
private telephone booth. Tho per-
son he telephoncd 10 was Lady Astor.
When he came back he told NJ. Miller
and that h!G mind WAS absolutely
made uie-that nothing could cause
MIN TO change his policy.
lazy Astor Is recognized In the
House OF Commons as a real power TO
pc both feared and catered 10. She
mas uttl0 To In n l,,.
when Hhc does make a speech there
~ invariably y fun attendance AMI
Inc members listen respectfully TO
INC only woman member because they
oeuevc they are In reality listening
10 tho mouthpiece OF tho Cabinet"
When asked to explain the anon
ally, OF woman directing the des-
t!nics OF an empire. and why Lloyd
GEORGE and tho other ministers had
such faith In her judgment. tho MEM
per OK parliament said simply:
think II Is her cool. hard Yam
zee common sense which She inher-
ltci from her fnthcr"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03

there arc 100000 newcomers annu-
ally. All OF the cities included have
populations OF 10000 or moro.
Babies seemed TO thrive we'll In
some OF the larger cities. whore form
crly tho death rate was very high.
Among tho twenty-four cities of moro
than $4,000 population reported, ton
were below tho average for the 2s9
and tho death rate for the group was
c.Shty-nVc. two points below the gen
eral average.
Ten years .ngo.' tho report said.
1T was the aim OF many 4 depart
men, or health to SEQ this rate fall
below the 100 mark. In 1919, only
four OF tho twcnty-four larger cities
were above it,"
Ono OF these was Pittsburgh. tho
Smoky city" whore the ratio was
rs. buffalo with l07. Kansas City,
Mo-. with l03, and Jersey City, NJ j.,
with le2. were the others
Houston. Texas. was tho best baby
Raising ground among the cities OF
more than 100000 and less than $50.
900 with a mark OF s!Sty-onc. Berke-
ley. Cal. had baby mortality rate
OF forty-four, while Drookline. Mass,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03
100000 CASES AIDED
BY RED GROSS, IS REPORT
Cost 100000 to Keep Organiza-
ton Answering Vast Number
of Calls.
STILL SERVES 200 STATIONS
Work That Started With Declare
tion of War Did Not End With
Signing OF Armisticc but Was
Kept Up Until June, 1920.

WASHINGTON. Oct. 2.-Thc Amcri-
can Red Cross gave aid to the coun-
try's lighting men or their families
at homo in 100000 cases from the
entrance Of the United States Into
tho war until last June. The cost
arc shown in statement issued by
that organization today. The Red
Cross also describes how II Is con-
tinuins in peace time to aid the
The article Is the flrst OF n series
based on tho Forthcoming annual re-
port OF the Red Cross, and is In
tended to show what has been done
adult and l4,ooO.ooo junior members
throughout the country.
Ths signing OF the armistice and
the rehabilitation OF the country's
the work of the Red Cross the an
nouEcement detailing the new work
begun at the request of the War and
Navy Departments. In addition TO
the varied assistance given during the
last year TO former service men. the
announcement shows that Red Cross
workers were kept at 200 military
and naval stations. including fifty
outposts along the Mexican border.
to look after the welfare OF the men.
Through Red Cross homo service
sections" sah the announcement,
Thousands of those who otherwise
would have been lost men were
placed in touch with governments
agencies that could aid them. The
organization also maintained workers
in hospitals. furnished recreation ia
ciltties and supplies for occupational
therapy. in addition 60 making, loans
10 patients out OF funds because of
government compensation checks go
ing astray."
Among the families Of the veterans
aid was given to thousands monthly,
the cases for December. 1919. num-
bering 34,l05 and for juno. this year.
1854. During tho intervening period
the army decreased its size by three
tourths. while the Red Cross home
service dccli3ed little more than one
half.
Hundreds. OF motion picture and
other entertainments at hospital md
camps were largely attended, In De-
cember the total attendance being
l5S.4S2 and that for Juno being SIS
ITS. Delivery OF 100000 OF LIB
crty bonds bought by men while in
service also was effected through the
Red cross was instrumental in secur-
ing settlements for the veterans
families. 1t also prosecuted $4,000
compensation and insurance claim.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03
rDy Universal srrv,ce1

LONDON. Oct. TYPES OF girl,
whom young men should not marry
have been catalogued aa follows by
London pamphletecr who calls
himself, The Widowed Physician"
l. Beware OF the girls Who mani
euro their nails to tho shape OF 4
claw. I do not know why. but be-
ware OF them.
=. Beware OF the girls who prefer
There is usually something wrong
with their morals.
8. Bcware OF girls who are heavily
scented.
a.. beware OF the girl who Is too
obviously modest and demurc. She
doth protest too much.
5. beware OF the girl with the low.
sloping forehead and dry. straight.
coarse. tute-like hair. Any expert
cnced magistrate will tell you this
type or woman frequently summon
their husbands 1or assault and bat
tori.
6; Beware Of tho intensely religious
girl. Shc does not mean to be dam
Eerous or passionate, but the fac;
mat she possesses an Unbalanced
passionate temperament
4. Beware OF the girl who side. up
10 you. or lays her hands on you. or
comes SO close TO you as to lead you
readily 10 lay hands on her.
). snec!aily beware OF married
women OF rcputed respectabii!ty.
whom you have formerly had every
reason TO believe in and rcspcct,
when these same women. by acts OBJ
vious or uardcd. show you that they
would not object 10 your being more
Intimate with them than you know
be.
3. Beware OF visiting with n chum's
sisters. unless. OF course, you wish
| 20 get married.
10. beware OF tho mothers who aro
| daughters.
IL beware OF the girl who drinks
wines freely: she will make noor
| VIE and worsc m other.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03
To Have Curly, Wapy
Hair Like Natures Otor,

women who have trouble Keeping their
hair in curl. or of securing The 1.alr,d
Way enect-and especially thos, who
!eAaI- the harm that the hot iron does 10
'se haF-wiii do vel! TO try plain liquid
f!!mer!ne, In no other way can they ac
GuI'e SHch pretty waves and curLs, having
a.! the appearance OF Natures own .
Ana tho hair. instead OF being x!nScd
ragged or dead looking. has such q liy.Iy
'ustrc aud wholesome beauty
II ono will get a bottle OF !!quId zflmer-
Inc ut any drug sIoro and follow the ac-
coinpahying directions, sho will he simply
delighted with the result. This procuct liz
OF course perfectly harmless and there 4,
nothing sticky. greasy unpleasant ahou,
IL The hair Will be quite manageable.
no matter in what fashion IL Is doue up
ADJ
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03

the care of good physician for sew.
eral months and tried other remedies.
! had read of Lydia f. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound and decided to
try it. After taking twelve bottles
! found myself much improved and T
took six more. have never had any
more trouble in that respect since.
l have done all kinds of work and
at present am an attendant at State
Hospital and am feeling fine. I have
recommended your Vegetable Com
pound TO dozens of my friends and
shall always recommend it,
LILLIAN L. THARP, 1874 S. 9th ST.,
Carfollton, Ky.
II you have any symptom about
which you would like to know write
to the Lydia f. Pinkham Medicine
Co, Lynn, Mass, for helpful advice
given free of charge.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03
Tabby Is Popular in P ris Both Because
of Rat Plague and the High Cost of Fur

Cat enthusissts arc delighted,
according to the papers, while the
enemies OF tnbby arc beaten Into
silence flrst by proofs OF its utu-
tty. md secondly by tho vnrion
reports of tho Academy OF Medi-
cine which have stated denniteiy
that 'the cat IL not n germ car
rier.o
There arc those who assert.
however, that the nbsenco of cats
from the streets OF PnrIn In not
cnused by the loving care to which
they nrc subjected In their homes.
but--by the high cost of fur.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03
LOWER BABY MORTALITY
RATE IS REPORT FOR 1878
Only 81 Deaths Per 1000 Infants
Is New Record, Statistics
Show

NEW YORK. Oct 2.-America's
baby crop In 1919 was Il new record.
says the American Child Hygiene As
ISOLATION.
An annua! preliminary report on
vital statistics by ;hat organization,
covering data from 26o cities with an
aggregate population OF $1,000. 900
shows thu infant mortality rate de-
clincd 10 the encouraging figure OF
eighty seven deaths per 1000 babies"
a saving Of nearly 10000 babies over
the 1915 rate and 1000 fewer deaths
than in 1917.
In the cites covered by the report
6SO.e00 births were recorded. while in
the entire country II is estimated
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03
life WAS A
MISERY TO HER
Says this Woman Until Re-
lieved by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound

Carrollton, KY suffered almost
two ycars with female weakness. I
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03
POLITICAL CONSPIRATORs
USE CHRISTIAN CHURCHES
Korean Police Official Make. SENT
omciai Statement, Saying Old
Practice being Revived

PRACTICE being Revived.
SEOUL KOREA, Oct Tho semi-
Official Seoul Press rpints m inter
view with police department official
asserting that some Korean places Of
christian worship were still used as
resorts ny Korean political conspira-
tors The official declared thai, az
uie result OF recent arrests. the au-
,horities VIII be obliged to keep an
eye, on Christian churches and chapel
AN Official statement says the de-
etsion Is IN. outgrowth CT the arrest
OF DIT. VI WonS!k, Korean medical
practttioner. and eleven other Ko-
rehns on the charge Of secrctinE So
ultious literature from Shanghai in
the compound Of the ChonSkyo chapel
at Doyomdong. which is in charge OF
Rev. Clark. Of the North Presbyterian
Mission, and concealed in the coal
shed OF the chapel ocer 1000 copies
OF the Independence Journal.
There are no charges against
american missionaries. but the po-
lice apparently wish to have IL known
That Christian property in Korea will
forth
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03
HE HAS NEVER COME BACK
Hrs. Alex He'll Waits Nearly Quarter
Century for Return of

MUSkoGEE, Okla. Oct 2.-Twen-
ty-tour ycars ago Alex Bell, then 4
young farmer near here, told his wife
ne would be away on business for a
few days. He kissed his VITO and
three children good-by aud has never
returned.
Now. with all tho children married.
Nrs. Bell fears he VIII never return.
that he hasn't yet completed his
business" But X nc does ne Will
ind her at home. She has filed suit,
for divorce
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03

with population OF less than $4,000
led all the rest with tho healthy per-
ccntago OF forty.
New York City registered eighty
two. st. Louis scored seventy-flve,
Los Angeles and San Francisco sixty
seven and Pixty-lve, respectively.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03
Oyerdld His Plea.

Ragged RoEers-I made a lot o.
money in me time. sir. The trouble
rs didn't know enough % hang
onto Il. Gould yer let ME have Il
dcllar7
Strangc--No. my friend. not after
the lesson you just taught me TO
hang onto m!ne.-Boston Transcript.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03
tDy unIver.nl Service,

FAIRS, Oct. 2-rAe cat IL now
the fetch of Paris, for tho anti
rat crusade hns resulted, shy tho
'arh papcr.. I'm tremendous cat
boom.
While cnts hnve nIwuys been
popuinr hcre--never meeting with
m"i'rentment md abuse like so
many American cats - they arc
now considered M Indispensable
I'm every home.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03
ENGLISH PHYSICLANLLST GIRLS
NOTDESLRABLE FOR MARIA GE
However, He Recommends Two Types-Tomboys and
Pert, Modern, Sef-Sufficient Learned Young
Woman" to Those Who Desire Welded Bliss

~. beware OF the girl who dresses
IN sloyenly, artistic manner
Inc Widowed Physician" recon-
menus Two types-the tomboy and
the pert modern seif-sufIlcieut
learned young woman
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03
and Seattle.

nfty-four. =
FL Paso, Texas, had the worst show
Ing with 245. Burlington. VT, was
next with $50. Ell Paso. however, IL
not in birth registration area, ac-
cording to the report.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-03

could not W q l X
any diBtance, ride
or take any exer.
else at ali with
out resting. If I
swept tho floor or
did any kind of
W ork it would
bring my sickness
on. l was weak,
languid, had no
energy and life
was q misery to
me 7 was t,ndcr