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The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-05-21

You cant make over the world 10
suit yourself, but unless you like
slavery you won't make over your
self to suit the world.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-05-21

In r,1ng Libby's Evoborofed
MIX with eef1e, there is a tendency
to use more than IS necessary. Be-
cause ofifs unusual richness it sinks
to the bottom Of the tnb and there
1erx does not coIor your eo6re quickly
unkss yos stir it Whih pouring
The Washington times., 1920-04-11

Thro' the Rye and "Big Brown
Bear" by Mamma yucca. AS assisting
artist Nicola Thomas, violinist, will
play MELODY" (Tschaikowskyl.
.'Serenade" (Arensky). Variations"
tTartin). ave Maria" (Schubert-
Wilhelmj), "Perpetuum Mobile" Ger
ham and "Polonaise" (WienawskD.
Lazar s. Weiner will be at the piano.
Seats max be had at the office Of T.
Arthur Smith, 1906 G street.
The Washington times., 1920-04-11
MUSIC TO feature
AUTHORS CARNIVAL
Opera and Concert Artists on
Program-cadman's Indian
Songs to Be Rendered.

Music will feature the authors car
nival and book fair of the League
of American Pcnwomen, Thursday
afternoon next at the home of Mrs.
Francois Berger Moran, 1915 Massa-
chusetts avenue. and many notable
musicians will be present
Lenora Sparkes, lyric soprano OF the
Metropolitan Opera, will sing about
4:30 with Mrs. George Peabody Eus-
tis at the piano. Charles Wakefield
Cadman, the composer. is expected to
be in Washington at the picturesque
presentation of his music.
Indian Booth Feature.
There will be many interesting
booths for the sale of music around
the ballroom. One of the most inter-
esting will be the Indian booth. where
will be sold the four cycles of Indian
songs by Charles w. Cadmsn. The
publishers of Mr.. Cadman's music
have sent 100 copies to be placed on
sale. His music will be sung by Mrs.
Wayne b. Wheeler, accompanied by
Miss F'ickenscher, violinist, and Mrs
Gertrude Bonnin (Zitkala-Sa), pianist,
who is a flIil-bloodcd Sioux Indian
All VIII DC III III
dian dress, thus carrying out the real
atmosphere of tho music.
The music will be given during the
book fair, between the hours of II
and 8. and Will be interspcrsed with
authors readings and tableauN on
tho miniature stage in the ballroom,
where SO much noted talent of the
day has had its introduction, as Mrs.
Moran has always been pa
troness of the arts and has given
every oportunity to the young
artist.
Washingtonians to be heard are
Mrs. George Peabody Eustis, pianist,
and Miss Elizabeth Howry, soprano.
Miss Howry has written TO many ia
nous composers for autographed cop
les of thoir music, which will be
placed on sale. She has on her list
of celebrities Victor Herbert, Fritz
Krelsler, John Philip Sou sa, Percy
Granger, Gergei Rschmaninoff, and
John Alden Carpenter. There also
The Washington times., 1920-04-11
GRAND OPERA APHRODITE
WILL STAR MARY GARDEN

There will be two "Aphrodites" in
New York next Friday, when Mary
rsrden appears at the Lexington The
alter In Camille Erianger's operate
'Aphrodite." while Dorothy Dalton
acts In another version TO Henri Few
rier's music at the Century. The
French romance by Pierre Louys
forms a common theme, but the two
works must not be confpunded.
Apart from the basic idea of the
story. the dramatic romance and the
opera are said to have little connec-
tion. the plsr being illustrated or ac-
companied Sy its incidental music.
while Erlanger's composition is strict
iy In the form of grand opera. The
spectacular incidents of the story are,
however. also preserved in the opera,
which will have q sensational ballet
arranged by Pavley and Oukrainsky.
The impersonation of Aphrodite by
Miss Garden Is said abroad to be one
ranking with her That's and Cleopatra
The Washington times., 1920-04-11
FAMOUS EIGHT"
|NC0NCERT TODAY
New Songs Vie With Old on
Program Arranged by Jordan
Piano Company. n

The program OF the Eight Famous
Victor Artists, who Will app>Gr In
person et the concert presented by
the Arthur Jordan Piano Company OF
the BeisSco Theater this afternoon
at $3.50 o'clock. contains many OF
Their established favorite songs and
many new ;seite tetions that promise to
riYn! Il cir best sellers':
Opening chorus. entire company;
tenor soho, Little Mother OF Mine,
"Glrl OF My Heart" Albert campbsli;
tenor and baritone duet, GYPSY
Moonbeam." my Rose OF Romsny,
Henry Burr and John Myers; bass
solo. "Exhortstion," Didn't II Rain,
Frank Croxton; stories and songs
Monroe Silver; Sterling Trio, Mummy
Nine" let Me Dream" Burr. Camp
bell and Myers; banjo solo, Marriage
Bells" medley OF popular airs, Fred
a Pal Like Your" "In the Heart of a
Fool" Henry Burr; tenor solo, "Ili
See You in Cuba" "Wait Till We
Get Them Up In the Air. Boys" Billy
Murray; piano duet, 'Swanee, "Har'
EN- Life" Frank Banta and Van Fps;
tenor duet, 81 Am Climbing Noun
tsins," Campbell and Burr; baritone
SOLO, I'm Waiting for Ships" I'm
Aching for the Sight OF YOU" Johi
Myers: songs and stories, Cohen at
the Picnic" Cohen at the Fair" Mon
roe Silver: bass solo, ION the Road to
MandaIay." GYPSY Love Song Frank
Croxton; banjo solo. Mystery" Fred
Van Fps: Peerless Quartet, Swing
Along" "Buddha." Campbell, Burt
Myers and Croxton; tenor solo. That's
Worth While Waiting For" HE Wen'
In Like a Lion and Came Out Like a
Lamb" Billy Murray: closing chorus,
entire { Jmpany.
All the world knows these artists
at far range, hut they give a far
greater appeal n you can hear Henry
,6urr's own voice In his Mccormack
like melodIous songs, or II you can
know Billy Murray with his smile as
well as With his song. Frank Croxton.
Fred Van Eps, Frank Banta, Albert
Campbell and John II. Meyers COM
plete this famous group of entertain
ers. who are famous as individuals or
as Victor artists in the Sterlipg Trio
or the Peerless Quartet. Tickets may
be had at the atheater all day today
The Washington times., 1920-04-11

VIII be a sale OF Mrs. Carrie Jacobs
BOND music. contributed by the Bond
Music Publishing House. Of Chicago.
OTHERS On Program.
In the late afternoon Martin Rich
ardson' tenor. will give a short re-
citai. Others on the program are
Mrs. Albert Bush Manley, known
throughout the professional world
as Mary Aylse Ross, concert artist
anu memoer or the Chicago Opera;
AIRS. Samuel Burleigh Milton. colora.
tura soprano. who viii put on sale
seVerai or her own compositions
among them "Sweethearts," and a
stirring march: william Pierson, who
VIII personally present his new song,
washington" a march song on the
city OF Washington, the sale OF which
goes toward the fund for building a
new studio hall here, and Mrs. Theo-
dora Cunningham. pianist.
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organization.

Nina Tarasova (accsnt on the sec
ond syllable) will bring what is
promised as a very intimate, CLOSE
up''>view OF the loves. the hates, the
emotions of the Russian on his native
soil. In a folk-son recital.
In prospect we have the Harvard
Glee Club, as a social as well as a
musical feast. The Harvard Glee
Club has ceased to be a group OF
college entertainments solely, aud has
gone in for" .serious music given by
musicians.
Today. for the lover tof "mirth
and melody" for the friends OF the
most popular Victor artists who cheer
every home the CONCERT or the, Eight
Famous Victor Artists at, the Beiasco
at $3.50, VIII acquaint one with. these
weli-known fayorites- There Is Henry
Burr, the sweet singer;9 Billy Muir
ray, with the contagious smile; Frank
Croxton. the serious singer with the
rich voice; Monroe Silver, who knows
just how to4telI a story, Fred Van
Fps. a banjo wizard; Frank Banta,
who keeps the plano in "the picture"
and Albert Campbell and John Mey-
ers, who complete the famous"
group.
The Washington times., 1920-04-11
POLAND CONTRACTS FOR
CANNED MEATS In U. S

The Republic of Poland has bought
$500, 900 pounds of canned corned beef
and roast beef from the War Depart
nent, Poland paying for the material
1887 ,s79.TS.
1t is stipulated In the contract made
between the United States and G..
Lubomriski that the Poles must eat
the beef themselvcs and that none of
II shall be shipped ont of Poland.
The War Department says il still
has on hand $4,000, 900 worth of this
surplus beef which II has been offer
ing to the American public since
asst May.
The Washington times., 1920-04-11

Childers, is a chorus of mixed voices
that has won much praise from musi-
clans.
The solo parts OF "Hiawatha" will
be sung by Florence Cole Talbert,
called the most distinguished lyric
soprano of the colored race; Bechtel
Alcock. tenor, of New York. and Will
liam Simmons, baritone. Mrs. Tai
bert is from Detroit, Mich. She was
educated in music in California, her
native State, and at the Chicago Mu-
sical College, where she was the win
ner of the Diamond Medal"
The accompanimCnts will be played
by Beatrice. Lewis and Madeleine
Coleman, pianists.
The Washington times., 1920-04-11
Harvard GIee Club April 20.

The Harvard Glee Club, under the
of DR.. Dawson. will be
heard at the National Theater Tues
day afternoon, April 20, at $3.50 o'clock
under the management Of AIRS. Will
son-Greene. ..lT5-,J- AhN -g-.s
The Harvard Gfec Club separated
last fall from the banjo and mandolin
clubs and adopted a program OF
serious music, of standard unex-
celled- in this country. In establish
ing itself on this basis, the club had
three main objects: To give the mem
bers of the club itself something of
permanent value; to familiarize tho
undergraduate body with good music; /;
to enable Harvard to help in develop
Ing high musical sense in the Amer
lean public. The concerts in New
England have created nothing less
than a furore, and II Is said of DR..
Dawson, as conductor. that there is
not a director of choral singing in
Boston or New York to compare with
him.
Seats are now on sale at Mrs.
Greene's concert bureau, in Droops',
Thirteenth and q streets.
The Washington times., 1920-04-11
Russian Yvette GuIIbert.

husS"h hNeVc pobtoShs
I. Nina Tarasova, called the Russian
Yyette Guilbert, who has a charm OF
personality but rarely encountered.
with n rich and colorful contrslto
voice and a unique dramatic talent,
will be heard fer the first time In
Washington at the National Theater.
Friday afternoon, under the local
of T.. Arthur Smith.
Fresh from the. Russian steppes a
year ago, she made her appearance
unheraldeds in the, Maxine Theater In
New York, and made such a volcanic
impression upon her audience that she
was at once hailed as new Yvette
Guilbert. Since then her fame has
grown. and she Is regarded as one OF
the rarest artists of the concert stage.
Tarasova will sing My Country"
''The Spyins Moon," FOOLS Lullaby"
"Kumushka,", Song of the Volga,"
''Child," May the Dear Lord Have
Pity on YOU" "Kalinka." THE Days
Of Long Ago"
She says of her Russian folksongs:
"You must understand the life, the
Psychology, OF the peasants. You
have to dream with them. cry with
them,s dance with them in their hum
bile surroundings before you can peep
into their souls" -.--..---..,....-----
She will also sing 'Maman dites
NOR Z N(BerEerette' of eighteenth CEN
,tury. French), my Laddie," Comm
The Washington times., 1920-04-11
Concerts
R.,..-R,..s,i necit.,pTAur.a.y.

Rosa Raisa, the world-famous dra-
matic soprano, and Giacomo Rimini,
famous Italian baritone, both Of the
Chicago Opera, will be heard for the
first time in Washington at the Ma
tional Theater next Thursday after
noon. April Is, at 4;30 o'clock. under
the~ management of Mrs. Wilson
Greene. -, -.s.,
Raisa is acclaimed by the public
and press as the greatest dramatic
soprano in the world. Her rise has
been rapid. and all musical Washing
tom is expectant to hear her for the
first time. Rimini came to this coun-
try through Toscaninl the great Ital-
ian conductor, and his Figaro last
year with qaih-Cdtci was one or the
sensations Of the opera season.
These two great artists make
speciality OF duet singing. which to-
The Washington times., 1920-04-11
Co,eridse-TsyIor,s .Hiavatha.,

The Howard University Choral So
cicty, with famous soloists, will give
the Indian cantata, "Hiawatha." of
at the First Congre-
gational Church, Tenth and G. streets
next Friday at s p. m. This choral
club, under the direction of Lulu We're
The Washington times., 1920-04-11
MUSIC CALENDAR
APRIL


IL. sunday. 3:3o-Titta Runo,
Metropolitan Opera baritone,
ana Arthur Rubinstein, plan
ist' In Joint recital Polls.
IL. Sunday. s:30-Eight Famous
Victor Artists in return re-
eltsl. Personal appearance.
Shubert-Belasco.
u. Monday s:l5-Salzedo.. Harp
Ensemble. Masonic Auditor
ium.
10. Thursday 4:3o-Rosa Raiss.
soprano, and Giscomo Rimini
OF Chicago Opera. National.
10. Friday. .:s0-Nina Tarasova,
Russian soprano. In song re-
cital. National
"a. Tuesday. 4:3o-Eugene Ysaye
and Mischa Elman. In Joint
violin recital. Polls.
The Washington times., 1920-04-11

day Is novelty on the concert stage.
The program will include:
"Deh yteni non tardar" (Mozart
Per Ia Gloria" (CaccinD;. "D'Anza,
fsnciula" ODurante); Nine. Rosa
Rsiss, Aria, 'I.argo al factotum"
("Darber OF Seville") CRossini1; Gii-
como tRiminE Aria, cssta Diva"
('Norma'0 (BelIlinD: Nine. Rosa
Raisa. Duet, from "Don Giovanni
tNozart); Nine Rosa Raisa and Cha,
como Rimini. "Dans lie printempS'
(Gara): "Jeunes fillettes" tarranged
by weekerlin): THE star" CRogersJ
"Yohrzeit" lsiberts); Mme. Rosa
Raisa. Aria, from ."rannhauser" <+n
ItaIian) (wagher): 40 o,yoelio amarti"
tTosti1i la PartidA" tAlvares); Gla-
como Rimini. "Shepherd Lehl'
tRimski : 'KorsakoHl; f.Berceuse''
tGretchapipdn) "yolga Boat Song
tarrahged by Balikirew) :, Nine. Rosa
Raisa- Duet. from ':Mignon" (Am-
brosc Thornas) Nine. Rosa Raisa an !
,Giacomo Rimini. r..a,
The Washington times., 1920-04-11
Raisa, Rin1ini Sing /,
Here For First Time
As. Season Nears End
By j. Mach.

Nearing the close Of unprecedented music season,
Washington yet has several novelties in the concerts OF the
next two weeks Premiere appearances in the National Cap
tal will be made by Rosa Raisa dramatic OF the
Chicago Opera, and Gacomo Rmn baritone OF the same
organization F.. s
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30
STATE SUMMER SCHOOLS FOR
TEACHERS

Summer schools will be conducted
for teachers in 1920 at the following
places:
Ocean City, Cape May County; Mon
day, June %, to Saturday, July 81; six
days a week; Principal, Jas. NJ. Stew
ems, Ocean City.
Collingswood, Camden County, Mon
day, June %, to Friday, August 6; five
days a week; Principal, Charles A.
Philhower, Westfeld.
Newton, Sussex County; Monday,
June %, to Saturday, July 81; six days
a week; Principal, Amos H. Flake,
West Hoboken
Mr.. 7. D. Sensor, State Department
Of Public instruction, Trenton, is the
Director of the Summer Schools.
Information in regard to these
schools may be obtained from Mr.. Sen
sor or from the principals.
Detailed announcement will be sent
out later.
There will also be a summer school
for teachers at Rutgers College, New
Brunswick, from Monday, June 18th,
to Friday, August 9Th. The principal
of this school is DR.. Chas. H. Elliott,
Rutgers College, New Brunswick, from
whom information may be obtained.
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30
May Not Take Bungalows

Members of the Wilmington Hous-
ing Committee appointed by Mayor
William G. Taylor are discouraged by
the report of a special committee ap-
pointed to call on people with means
and endeavor to interest them in bring
ing $50 bungalows from Carneys
Point to be erected in Wilmington to
meet the temporary lack of houses.
1t was estimated that it would cost
$500 each to transport these bunga-
lows and erect them. The committee
did not find a sufficient number of
people willing to put up the money for
the purpose, so the prospect has been
temporarily abandoned.
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30
The Choice of Teaching

One of the best appeals to high
school graduates that have come to the
attention of the Commissioner is that
written by Miss Florence Richards,
Dean of Women of the Winona, Mime
sofa, Normal School An extract from
it is reprinted here.
Miss Richards was formerly a very
successful teacher of English in the
high schools of Indianapolis.
Moreover, every girl before marry
ing wants the assurance for her own
peace of mind that, in case of necessi-
ty, she can become the financial sup
port. You know it's no longer a de-
batable question whether you can do
it as well as your brothers. The idea
of a future filed with poveryt because
accident cuts off a husbands income
doesn't appeal to you athletic high
school girls of pep" You have too
much American spirit in your souls!
Every one Of you, with head up and
face lighted with courage, would step
into the harness and laugh poverty to
scorn! You need a profession on which
you can fall back financially if dark
days come; one in which you can al.
ways find opportunities for your SER
vices because the demand will con-
stantly be greater than the supply;
one which to you will be like a first
class fire insurance. What profession
not only trains the future home-maker
but also assures her of financial oppor-
tunities-if need be? Teaching.
"You girls also want to do things
that count, that show results big
Uncle Sam is right now pointing at
you, and most earnestly saying,
young women, the bandages you
made during the war bound the
wounds of our men in battle, but the
nation itself is now bearing wounds
which only your daily service as a
teacher can bind, and unless you help
the days for our country are dark in
deed"
80 girls, can't you hear the voices
of little children calling you to the
schoolroom Can't you see them lift
ing their little faces for the instruction
which you should give them? Can't
you see that if the foreign man and
woman are to be taught American 10y
atty, and our country redeemed, it will
be thru what their children learn be-
cause Of your energetic, enthusiastic
work in our schools !?
Our home economic purse of
cooking, sewing, nursing, budget-mak-
ing; our courses in music and art; our
courses in appreciation of literature;
our kindergarten courses, will make
your future home a Home indeed. Fit
ting financial returns for teaching the
public schools are already assured US,
and a normal school diploma will be a
veritable safeguard for the future.
But just now, girls, Uncle Sam awaits
your decision, and the children are
calling-calling-calling."
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30
Fires and The Clock

Here is a good way to begin: Stand
in front of a clock and watch the long
hand creep steadily from minute to
minute. Every time it passes a min
ute mark, say to yourself: another
fire has broken out; perhaps some
body's dearly-loved home is being de-
stroyed or some child is being terribly
burned" then add, at could have
been prevented"
Watch that clock hand for ten min
utes or more-"another fre"-"an-
other'-"somebody's home" = "some
boy or girl'-"some hotel, with the
people struggling to escape."-"some
factory, with dozens of hands thrown
out of observation-disclosures
That is the way it goes, minute by
minute, night and day, throughout the
year. When you wake up in the morn
ing, you may be sure that there will
be hundreds of fires throughout the
country before night; when you go to
sleep at night, it is pretty certain that
there will be hundreds of fires some
where in the United States before the
morning. If some minutes go by with
out a fire, others may have two or
three, for there are LAO minutes in
the twenty-four hours and each day
has an average of more than 1900
fires.
There will be 1900 more fires to-
morrow, another 1900 day after to-
morrow, and so on, sometimes "a few
more and sometimes a few less, but
averaging pretty close to 1900 for
each day. Think of it-these fires
haven't yet occurred, and they would
not occur if people only would be
careful.
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30
Spring Meeting of County Board of
Agriculture

The Spring Meeting Of the County
Board of Agriculture will be held in
the Grange Hall, Elmer, n. j., at 8 p.
NJ, May 9Th. This meeting will be of
considerable Importance, since several
matters which affect the county as a
whole will be taken up for definite de-
cision. The program will be as fol-
lows:
7.30 P. M.-Minutes Of last meeting.
7.45 P. M.-Report from State Board
by Carlton Moore.
800 P. M.-"Growing of Second
Crop Cobblers," by Walter Minch.
6.45 P. M.-"Why We Should Have
Paid Membership in the County
Board" by j. c. Crissey.
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30
Basement Bargains

6Oc Dust Pans, 39c.
10 Rolls 15c Toilet Paper for S1.OO.
75c Galvanized Buckets, soc.
S1.5O Brooms for S1.OO.
6Oc bottle of O-Cedar, Wizard or Liquid Veneer Fur
niture Polish for SOC.
S1.25 quart O-Cedar at S1!O0.
Garden Hose, &c foot. Screen Doors, So to $3.50.
Window Screens, Csc to S1.35.
Lawn Mowers, $500 to $11.50.
Slat back Porch Rockers, cane seat, very special, 81.
Porch Benches, $500.
Cocoa Door Mats, $500 to $500.
Step Ladders, SOC foot.
Wash Boilers, So to 81. Wash Tubs, SIPS to $500.
Clothes Props, 25c. Clothes Line, &c yard.
Clothes Baskets, $3.50 to $500.
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30

"Why are you so pensive" he asked.
I'm not pensive," she replied.
"But you haven't said a word for
20 minutes"
"Well, l didn't have anything to
say"
"Don't you ever say anything
when you have nothing to say?"
mo"
evil you be my wife ?"-Chicago
Record-Herald.
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30

"Any malaria around her?a inquired
the stranger.
81 dunno answered Uncle Bill Bot
tletop, very cautiously. did you
come prepared, with any special medi-
cine for it?"-Washington Star,
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30

SPECIAL! SPECIAL!
Set of white Flour, Sugar, Coffee and Tea Cans, reg
ulaar price 81. so. Special, S1.0O.
Colonial Tumblers, $500 dozen.
Cut Tumblers, So dozen. Plain Tumblers, S1.5O dozen.
One package Wear Ever Cleanser free with each piece
of aluminium ware over $50.
Electric Lamps, $1,000 to $500.
Gas Lamps, $500 to $4,000.
Wire Frames for Lamps, 75c to $1.75.
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30

The London Times says America is
Sin breathless suspense" Breathless
is right. Nobody has had a breath
since Jan. 16.-New York Evening
mail.
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30
Our Big Silk Sale is On

We offer our $500 Foulard Silks, $3.50 the yard
Beautiful new foulard silks, heavy quality, yard wide, in
stylish designs. All are our regular $500 quality. Sale
price $3.50 the yard.
S3.75 Chiffon Taffeta $285. Jut to think of buying
a nice soft chiffon taffeta, yard wide, in every conceivable
$500 Cha1muse $3.50. This silk is sold everywhere
at $500 the yard, is 40 inches wide, in nearly all colors.
Sale price, $3.50.
$3.50 Crepe de Chine $500. An all-slk crepe de chine
40 inches wide, heavy quality. Your choice of fifteen col
ors. Regular $3.50 quality. Sale price, $500 the yard.
gee (this is the popular color this season. is washable and
always retais at Sc. 90 the yard. Our sale price, S1.50 the
yard.
$500 Shifting Silks S1.95. Stripe shifting silks in
new color satin stripes, 80 inches wide, sold everywhere at
$500 the yard. Sale price, S1.95.
1925 Black Messaine S2.45. A very serviceable silk,
is yard wide, rich lustre, good black. Regular 1925 quail
ity. Sale price, S2.45.
$500 Baronet Satin $3.50. This popular silk is yard
wide and is shown in the wanted colors with plaid or
stripes of the same color and retails at $500 the yard.
Sale price, $3.50.
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30
SPECIAL IN OUR MILLINERY DEPT.

which started Saturday, April "a, and continuing all this
week, all trimmed and untrimmed Hats in black and all
colors, So to $3.50.
A fullline of leghorns and hair, SIS, Sc and 81.
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30

Pride costs more than hunger, thirst
and co1d.-Jefferson.
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30

Never put off until tomorrow what
you can do today.-Jefferson.
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30

Jones-Does your wife kiss you a
lot ?
Brown-Heavens, no; she used to
kiss me occasionally to see if I'd been
drinking, but even that is unnecessary
now.-Detroit News.
The Penn's Grove record., 1920-04-30

Never spend your money before you
have earned it.-Jefferson.