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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22
The Tower of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

The Model Calendar company 205
East Wayne S. is advertising.
Telephone Lincoln 1915 (when t.
works - which is another very Wv
I'D example OF putting the ole can
dor into your advertising copy.
Max Adler was so busy marking
down clothes he was unable 70 at
tend the regular weekly luncheon
OF the Kiwanis club on Thursday
noon.
Andy Weisberg SEE travelling men
pay more attention 20 their grips
nowadays than they used 20 in the
days when they stayed open 20 mid
night. and quartet work wasn't pro-
hibited by a constitutional amend
ment.
A lotta men spend most Of their
time investigating beer rumors. and
they haint all on the police force
either.
In selecting some one 20 write up
her style show in the proper man
ner, we would like 70 suggest TO
Miss Mable Hawkins that she as
sign the Job 10 Gail Davis. OF Oil
ver's.
A Lady We Know asked II the
Ralston that was going 20 talk al
the high school THURSDAY night was
Ralston, the breakfast food man.
A Lady We Know also wanted 70
know where the fighters in Gene
KesSler's show room were from. We
weren't Just so sure. but we were
strongly under the impression that
they both hailed from North Ameri-
ca.
Former Lance Corporal G. Louis
Wolf OF the United States army SEE
MacSwiney's stunt hain't nothing.
Instead OF two months without food
/ went without il a whole year when
was IN the army, Mr.. Wolf as
serted as he mopped his bald head
L. z. W. Of Mishawaka:-ac
cepting your challenge. We have the
nerve 20 print anything without
fear or favor. Niles and Ohio pa
pers please copy.
Speaking Of Niles, Tom Twormey.
OF the Niles Star-Sun syndicate.
promised US the other day he would
send down a slick little quip he
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22
FOR BURNING ECZEMA
Apply Zemo the Clean, An
tiseptic Liquid-Easy to Use
Does Not Stain

Greasy salves and ointments should
not be applied if good clear skin is
wanted. From any druggist for CSC, or
S1OOf large size. get a bottle Of Zemo.
When applied as directed It effectively
removes eczema, quickly stops itching,
and heals skin troubles, also sores,
burns, wounds and chahng. Il pene.
trates cleanses and soothes. Zemo is
a clean. dependable and inexpensive
antiseptic liquid. Try it, as we believe
nothing YOU have ever used is as effec.
tive and satisfying.
The Z. ". Rose Co.. Cleveland o
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22
GENIUS

Never marry a genius II you want to be happy"
is the advice of Mildred Harris Chaplin from her
vantage point amid the ruins her own marital
career, not to speak Of the vast experience OF IT
least 20 years in this vale Of marrying and giving
in marriage
Most Of the world will take Midred's advice
for the obvious that they won't get the OPP
portunity marry genuses; there aren't enough
to so around. No one will quarrel with Mildreds
assumption that she has done what she warns tho
rest of against. It even speaks we'll for Amer-
cas- favorite film comedian that having lived
with him, Mildred should still label him genius.
But that she the term lite too inclusive1y
may be thought BY some people from her criticism
OF the mental astigmatisrn that prevented Genius
Charlie from seeing the genius that was Mildred
Gov. Goodrich, after sounding the keynote FOR
Mr. McCray last week. is following up with a series
Of speeches defending his administration Mr.. NC
Cray is also defending the Goodrich record es-
pecialy the law and the highway commission.
Or. McCuIlIch's slogan dollars worth OF roads
for a dollars worth Of is certainly timely in
view of the highway commissions extrava-
gance
Any man who CANDLES will tell you that he
likes have chance but he also likes to know
that the game is fixed in his favor.
The disadvantage in having rocking chair presi-
dent is that the country cannot always see the
hand that does the rocking
About the only kind OF literature which some
ersons seem to take interest is found in the
automobile road guides
The air Is still free but there are some localities
where is hardly worth al propriatng
A lot Of persons who scoff AT the ouija board will
pin their faith in votes the presidency.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22
The Horoscope
FRIDAY. OCT. 90.

The planetary forces for this day
rule strongly for those IN employ
ment or for those in high places or
positions OF trust. The sway prom
Uses assistance from powerful per
sons. and encourages those qualified
20 seek for honors, prefermcnt pro-
motion and increase Of salary. IL is
a sign making for success and pros
perlty in all business lines. A con-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22

presses over time for this item, but
10 has not arrived How about II.
Thomas
Considerable excitement w s
caused in the Jefferson hotel dining
room Thursday morning when Dad"
Austin showed up and was unable
20 secure rolls.
ATTENTION OF DIR. BURKE; THE
CAMPAIGN HAS NOW BE
COME \ NATTER OF
EYESIGHT.
Dear friend
We have noticed from time
Political articles by
Il open"
Being ourselves
Southern Democrat
And an ex-
Soldier
We have come 20
Realize
That a constant indulgence in
Muck
Is the little
BIRD
That is fast putting the
"OOze"
In Roosevelt and the
Public"
In Republican
II is just
Possible
That the reason our friend
'One Eye"
Cannot see this
Is because his
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22

''Bayer Tablets or aspirin" Il gen
uine Aspirin proved safe b. mt..ions
and prescribed by physicians for
over twenty years. Accept only an
unbroken "Bayer package" which
contains proper directions 20 re-
ieye Headaches. Toothache. Ear
ache, Neuralgia. Rheumatism. Colds
and Pain. Handy tin boxes OF u
tablets cost few cents Druggists
also sell larger "Bayer packages j."
Aspirin is trade mark Bsyer Manu-
facture Monoaceucacidester OF Sal
icYlicacid-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22
EDTTORIAL ROOM CONfEDY.

Lady enters and requests a pic
ture Of the president"
City editor gravely hands lady
picture Of Gov. Cox. prominently
mentioned for the presidency.
"Oh. I thought it was a picture
OF Harding sez lady returning city
editor the dandy free picture Of Cox.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22

a lot Of persons who sco1 AT the ouija board will
pin their faith in votes the presidency.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22

picked up som ewheres. For eight
days now We have held our giant
presses over time for this item, bu,
10 has not arrived How about IL.
Thomas
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22

The air is still free. but there some Iocantie
where It is hardly worth aIpropriating.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22

In selecting some one 20 write UP
her style show in the proper man
ner, We would like 10 suggest 10
Miss Mable Hawkins that she as
sign the Job TO Gail Davis. OF Oil
ver's
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22

out on her face and head.
They caused terrible Itch
ing and when they broke
would form a scale, which
took her hair all out.
She was cross and fretful
and was dishgured for
the time being.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22

Max Adler was so busy marking
down clothes he was unable 70 at
tend the regular weekly luncheon
Of the Kiwanis club on Thursday
noon
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22

The Model Calendar company, 205
East Wayne S. is advertising.
Telephone Lincoln 1915 (when K
works - which is another very Wv
id example OF putting the ole can
dor into your advertising copy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22

A lotta men spend most Of their
time investigating beer rumors. and
they hain't all on the police force
either.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22

tried a cake Of Cudcura Soap
and box Of CuticuTa Ointment. BY
the time they were gone her face
and head were healed" Signed
Mrs. Mollie Fry, Hest, Missouri.
Daily use OF Cuticura Soap, ONT
ment and Taleum usually prevents
skin troubles.
Sample Each Frss By Nal Address. "cutieura Lab
oratorisa, Dept. n. Maldea Is, MAEs" Sold every
where Soap 2Sc Ointment Is and Soc Talcum sc.
E,A< Cuticura Soap shsves without mug.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22
BABY DISFIGURED.
WITH PIMPLES
Mace and Head Hard Red
Itching Terrible. Cuticura Heals.

When my baby was two weeks
old hard red pimples began breaking
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22

About the only kind OF literature in which some
! ersons seem to take interest is found in the
automobile road guides
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-22

Considerable excitement va
caused in the Jefferson hotel dining
room Thursday morning when Dad
Austin showed up and was unable
20 secure rolls
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-12-05
Would Extend Volstcad
Law to PHILIPPINES
IBy Associated pr-rs.l

WA Dec. :i.-Exten-
sion of the NOintcnd prohibition
enforcement act TO tho Philippine
Islands nnd to eonsuiar district.
In China In 10 he proposed by SEN
ator Jones'. Republican, wnnhinc-
ton. ifis bill. he snId tonight, would
clear nwny NIL doubt m 10 appiIca-
ton of the enforcement mensur.
to the Philippines.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-16
FORT SUMNER

Commencement activities Of the
Fort SUMNER high school have oc.
cNpied the most prominent place
In town affairs during the past
week The Senior class play. '"As
a Woman Thinketh," was rendered
In a most splendid and charming
manner last Friday night to a large
and very appreciative audience.
Leading parts of the cast were tax
en- by the seniors, who acquitted
themselves with much honor. They
were assisted by Junior members
of the high school, who also won
much applause and commentator
from the audience. The baccalau-
reate sermon was delivered by
Rev. Smith OF Clovis last Sunday
evening. Special music by the
Fort Sdrnner Choral club was rem
deI<d at this service.
Quite the most prominent of So
cial affairs of the week was the
pretty five hundred party given by
Mrs. G, X. Richardson and Mrs. l..
z. ROderick, at the Richardson
home on Wednesday. yellow roses
in profusion was attractively ar
ranged in the living room and din
ing room. Punch was served from
a daintily arranged table, and de-
licious refreshments We're served,
consisting of brick ice cream, angel
food and chocolate cake, coffee,
nuts and candies. Those enjoying
the hospitality of the genial hos
tesses were: Mesdames Mckenzie,
Erwin, Cakes, Sc Legue, Shopper
son. Gail, Parsons, Parker, Woods,
Wakefield, Fuller, Brooks, Bennett,
Servis, Fishback, Earickson. Carr,
Putnam, Allen, Doolttle, Sanford,
White, Kimble, Laubman, Scholler,
and Mrs. 0. p. Earickson. The
prize was awarded to Mrs. Servis.
Mrs. Sc Legue and Mrs. Nixon,
sponsors for the senior class of
1920, entertained with a dance
complimentary to the senior class,
at the Sc Legue home, Tuesday
night. Attractive decorations in
class colors were everywhere in
evidence in the large and prettliy
arranged living room and dnlhg
room. A buffet luncheon consist
ing of brick ice cream and cake,
in class colors, coffee and minis,
was served from the dining tables, |
where a beautiful Centerpiece OF
American Beauty roses formed the
principal decoration. Miss Chick,
supervisor of the domestic science
department of the high school, pre-
sided very gracefully over the silver
coffee urn, while Miss Wilson, prin- |
cipal of the high school served |
the cream. Each guest was pre-
scented With n red rose. The guests ,
were the senior class, members of /
the junior class, and the high |
school faculty.
Mike De Arcy has begun the |
erection of a large concrete build
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-16
DAWSON

The school collection for the
children's home and hospital
amounted to $81.73.
Commencement exercises will be
held at the opera house Saturday
ent ]. II. Wagner will give the ad-
dress.
The school program given Thurs
day afternoon and Friday night
was we'll attended. Every number
showed a great amount of training
and work on the part of teachers
and pupils.
Miss Della Moore, a nurse in the
Gardner hospital. is in Dawson, Wis
ting Mrs. d. G. Secrest and Mrs.
A. r. Dawson.
Lance Lacey, a former resident
of Dawson, who has been in Porto
RIGA at the navy wireless station.
is here visiting.
Mrs. w. j. Murray, who has been
here visiting her son, w. f. Muir
ray. and family, left Sunday to
visit some friends in Trinidad on
her way home to Denver.
]. w. Kimmer left Thursday to
join his wife and daughter in New
ark, o.. where they will make their
future home.
A meeting of the Catholic ladies'
aid society was held at the rectory
Thursday afternoon, for the pur-
pose of the election of officers.
Mrs. Otto Norem entertained the
noon at the lodge room.
Eastern Star club Thursday after
Mrs. w. F. Murray left Tuesday
for California, where she will,spend
the summer.
Sunday afternoon the Ration
baseball team played the Dawson
team here. The score was five to
one in favor of Dawson. This was
the first game of the season and
every one reports very good
game in spite of the bad weather,
Wood for Dawson, allowed only
three scattered hits.
The X. of p. lodge held a meeting
Wednesday evening. About seventy
five members were in attendance.
The past chancellor filled the sta
tons and three members were given
the knights degree. After the bust
ness of the evening was over, a ban
quet was served and everyone en-
joyed a very nice time.
The knights of Columbus held a
meeting Thursday evening at the
rectory. About fifteen were pres
emit Committees were appointed to
assist in the reception to the arch
bishop, May 20 and 80.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-16

ing on Main street, which is to be
used as a modern up to date res
taurant when completed.
Mrs. Annie Edwards and daugh-
ter Miss Marjodie Edwards, arrived
in Fort Sumner Tuesday from
Stamford, Conn. They are former
residents of Fort Sumner.
Mrs. Sam J. Nixon was hostess
at the auction bridge club at the
Mckenzie home last Tuesday The
following members were present:
Mesdames Doolittle, Earickson. Err
win, Richardson, Cakes, Sc Legue
Mckenzie, and Roderick. Delicious
refreshments of mint schcrbet
cake and candies were served.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-16
Santa Fe Society
Notes

On Monday evening last Axe
Skovgaard, Alice McClung SkoV
gard and Mary Freeman gave q
concert at the museum. The pre-
concert advertising was extensive
and the attendance was quite large
! The program consisted of violin
| solos by Skovgaard, piano solos by
his wife and singing by Miss Free
man.
The Woman's club held a meet
in on Tuesday afternoon when
/ there was a special program pre-
| scented. The meeting was under the
direction of the civic and welfare
| department.. Judge Holloman was
| the speaker invited to address the
club and he gave an address on
THE Finances of Santa Fe; How
| the Money is Divided and Spent"
After the address the members par
took of a tea in the library hall
which was attended by the three
federated clubs, the Woman's club;
the Board of Trade; the Fifteen
club in honor of Mrs. r. p. DonO-
hoo, president OF the Federated
Clubs of New Mexico.
The Fifteen club met on Friday
afternoon with Miss Florence
Hughes. The club has been making
a study for the past few weeks Of
the various governments of the
wrold as affected by the war. Each
member came with a view of the
government outlook during the
days ahead and they proved of a
most interesting character. Mrs.
Rupert Asplund presented the topic
of the afternoon the theme be-
ing THE Government of the Flu
ture." This was the sequel to the
study of the subject given by the
club during past sessions.
The Scottish Rite cathedral has
always been a popular place for
dances and it will bring JOY TO
many to know that twice a month
dances will be held there accord
ing to the arrangement recently
made by the dance committee
composed of r. L. Ormsbee, II. s.
Bowman, Ira Grmshaw. These
dances will be open only to Masons,
and will be largely attended.
Mrs. Francis c. Wilson and Mrs.
Leslie Gillette entertained on Sat
urday last at the home Of Mrs. Will
son on Buena Vista heights. The
same ladies were hostesses to a
large number of invited guests on
Thursday last.
Mrs. L. j, Chaeles was hostess to
the Saturday club on Saturday last
at her home on Santa Fe avenue.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-16

doubt about the result-its Just com
mon ordinary Buttormilk in the form of
a wonderful cream gently mHssaged with
the finger tips around the corners Of
the eyes and mouth.
To prove this to your complete salts
faction obtain small quantity Of
Howard's Buttermlk Cream at Highland
Pharmacy, phones 80 and 50; Palace
Drug Company, or any good drug 0r
toilet goods counter on the money back
II dissatisfied plan. The directions are
simple and 1t costs 80 little that any
girl or woman can afford 1t. Manufac-
tured by Howard Bros. Chemical Co..
Buffalo, N. Y.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-16
That Terrible Headache.

The headache which usually ac-
companies bilious attack is about
as unpleasant as anything the aver
age man experiences. Relief may
be had by taking a full dose
(three) of Chamberlain Tablets.
They correct the bilious disorder
and the headache vanishes.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-16

Whites Cream Vermifuge is GER
tain destruction to intestinal
worms, 1t is harmless to children
or adults. Price. 35c. Sold by all
druggists.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-16
Wrinkles That Form
Around Eyes and Mouth

This Good Look
ing \ o "a n &
Woman Advises
Old Time Re
cipe of Butter
milk Cream in
New Way. n
Gentle Massage
with Fingers
r"iUre Retiring
MI That IL
Necessa airy.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-16

There Is no Sc
cret about 1t nor
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-11-14
CHRISTIAN ENpEAvoR At
KNOX CHURCH THIS
EVENING

The Gu IN Eudeavor ~ Knox
Pres erian church win meet az the
church this evenine At $50 O'Clock
rhs subject win b. winning Frienda
for christ. John let chapter. 80 %
stat verse and Miss Katherine Morrl-
son tiil D. iatdcr
Tho Christian Endeavor members
held business meeting last Tuesday
evening and the followinE committees
were appointed. Missionary commit
Tee. MlHs Kathleen Morrison. chair
man Misses Francis Graham. Nellie
Mae MudRe and william Breen
Henry Fratc-. Angus Duncan. Fls a.
er committee. Charles Stewart. chat.
tnan. who viii appoint helpers. Social
committee Mrs o.. =. Johnson. chair
man Misses Hazel Morrison. Lucille
Hudson. Florence Mum. and Clinton
TompkinH Weuscy 'iudee tnformer
committee Graham White. who viii
appoint helpers. Lookout committee
Misses Margaret Morgan. KATE Crook
and Harry Rowland. Dove White.
Grover Gray Prayer meeting COM
r4Ittec Wallace Purdy. chairman. Mrs
4. s. Johnson. > .ss Huda Ropse Mrs
john Tompkins - publicity chairman
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-11-14
FtOELls CLASS HOLDS
WELCOME pARTY.

The Fidclls class % the First Bap-
list church. gave a welcome party
Tuesday night % their teacher Mira
Lee mcdonnell who has been away
Tor the past three months on n trip
90 Virginia. IL was given IN the
Fidoits class room which had been en-
tlrely transformed during her absence
Tho class cry greeted her - she en-
tered the room. Many interesting
games were played. and az 10 o5clock
the words. cafe. open az 10 O'Clock
were noticed on the door. aud u be-
inE that hour. all filed into the din.
ning room. which was prettiiy deco
rated with Wild flowers and tho class
colors, gold and black.
A delightful salad course was
served. and several toasts we're given.
An address Of welcome was given By
Miss Grace Andrews. and Evelyn Jen-
hina presented Miss Waite with "a pair
~ cAnd sticks. as il token of their
love and appreciation - what she has
done for them. as their teacher. dur
ing Mrs Mcponnsirs absence. Inter-
eating talks were given by both Nr
and Mrs. mcdonnell 81 their trip
Those present were as follows
AR. and Mrs. Lee mcdonnell Miss
Florida Waite. Isabel Mcclellan. Myr-
tie Rice. Mary pav.ch. Lois Can't.
EVELYN Larson. Evelyn Jenkins. Grace
Andrew Madeline Andrews. LiuiaD
Hand. and Llnnie Pate.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-11-14
CONCERT AT The SAN CARLOS
HOTEL on THE
TWENTY.

Pensacola music lovers are look
Ing forward 20 the concert 20 be- glvea
AZ the san Carlos auditorium on Mon
day evening. November 22nd by Miss
Florence Coison and Dwight Ander-
son.
Miss Golson has a beautiful lyric
voice and viii be heard IN a number
of solos. ~The Bird with q Broken
Wing and the Message. which have
attracted much attention viii b.
heard.
Mr.. Anderson who IL a former Pen
Eacoia boy "a now n his fourth year
az a member 81 the pianoforte faculty
IN the Cincinnati Conservatory ~
Music. Mr. Anderson IL a talented pi-
anlat and has just recently won a ape-
cial prize for his composition Winter
Twilight" offered az the Ohip Music
Teachers Convention.
A rare treat Is III store Tor those
attending this concert.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-11-14

from all committees and number Of
new matters Of Importance were dis
cussed. All plans pertaining IA tae
Elson Art Exhibit. which Is to be held
November Ills 1920. at Army and
Navy club. were completed The fol-
lowing members Of the association
viii serve as patronessea during tho
exhibitions
Fifth Grade-Afrs. William Fisher
Mrs. W. X. BlekeF. Mrs. ~. c. Brown.
AIRS. -. A. Walker. Mrs. a. l.. Glib
hart.
sixth Grade-Mrs. w. H. Churchill.
Mrs. W. Watson. Mrs II. Sehenburn.
Seventh Grads-Mrs. Joe Roth. Mrs.
w. r. Hansen. Mrs. Frank Love.
Miss sadie Haateman, Mrs n Bruton.
Mrs. sam Paseo.
Eighth Grade-Mrs. J =. Eyres.
Mrs. william Fisher. Mrs. Conaeli.
Mrs sam pasco
After the regular business session
Of the meeting parents and teachers
met IN "a round table discussion Of
school problems This discussion
brings about a thorough understand
.ua Of parents and teachers and does
away " IA many difficulties which
might arise
The next Parent Teachers meeting
viii be December II. 1890.
The school was ve.y pleasantly Wis
tied by Miss Christian Mcdonald.
state school inspector. who compll-
mcntcd principal and teachers on the
organization. Sko said Il was a model
school
The Friday morning chapel pro-
gram which was given by 7-B-2. Mrs.
A. J. L4aBare. teacher. was splendid
The following program was given:
song. Sweet and Low" BY the
school violin solo. Myrtis Lybrand:
readla 4. Allene Hicks: vocal solo. Loo