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The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-12-10
Wise.

(Boston Transcript)
Bix--l have n capital Idea.
Dix--You can't use by SNpital
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28
LONG SINCE he HEARD WORD
Tramp Probably Would Have Needed
C.stsnsry % Get Proper Def
milton az Morals.

Lrs tramp was n long. skinny inci-
Ea-a' with a particularly viilainous
east rt cuuutsnance. and he wore n
ra.r U. trousers that had heen de-
signed fur man 90 M least 4hrec
iEHs BIS diameter. His rap on the
ia-rh1l>e door brought ouT a sour.
t.r.tro-l puritnnicaI woman who
irnrr aIm with one glance and then
Trcnrri'tl 90 eye him up and down
t<faeriaI'v down.
-l"r necyin't ask me for anything.
she sid. hnr>hly. \ can see that your
rars., are - the iooSeSi kind and that
500 deserve nothing
Well num-" replied the tramp.
eiaErtu- down az his neither garments.
le.aHr Sn. though ! Amt never heard
.em rali-J that name before. Prob'ly
ne taller Amt ies' up 10 date. but "
sou uurt Eive ne somethin' 90 help
i.i .r,n "ut muhhc you'd spare me a bit
. rule to hold 'em up with."-Ex-
rlar-e
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28
USES OF ASPIRIN
pirin 10 years ago. give
advice.

Aspirin created a sensation when In
troduced by Bayer over eighteen years
ago. Physicians nj once proved It's
wonderful efficiency in the relief OF
pain. The genuine. world-famous As
pirin. in "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" Is
safely taken by millions for Colds.
Headache. Rheumatism. Neuralgia.
Earache. Toothache. Aching Joints.
Neuritis. and Pain generally.
BE sure the "Bayer Cross" which Is
the mark of true "Bayer Tablets OF
Aspirin" is on each genuine package
and each genuine tablet
Boxes OF u tablets cost but n few
cents and contain proper directions.
Druggists also sell larger "Bayer"
packages. Aspirin Is the trade mark
OF Bayer Manufacture Of MonOacetic-
acidcster Sf Salicylicacid.-Adv.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28

State Of Ohio. City or Toledo. Lucas
County-ss
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is
senior partner of the firm OF +. J. Cheney
a Co, doing business I'm the City OF To-
ledo, County and State aforesaid. and that
said firm will pay the sum OF ONE HUN
DRIED DOLLARS for any case OF Catarrh
that cannot be cured by the use OF
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE.
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn 20 before me and subscribed in
my presence. this 9Th day Of December.
A. u. 1855
(SeaD A. w. Gleason. Notary Public.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Is taxi
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces OF the System.
+. ]. Cheney & Co. Toledo. Ohio.
+. ]. Cheney a Co., Toledo. Ohio.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28

Doctor" said beldam c. rural
village. ~can you tell me how IL is
that some folks be born dumbT"
"kNhy - hem why. certainly.
madam" replied the doctor. 1T Is be
cause they come into the world with
out the power Of speech.
Dear mel" remarked the old lady
"just 20 see what II Is TO have a. physl-
cal edication. he right glad ! axed
you. I've aNed my old man a hun
dred times that there same question.
and oh he would say was: Cause they
be- boston Transcript.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28
SNnonYnous.

II was Sprlnger's afternoon or and
he thought he would take the children
for little outing.
My dear" he said. approaching his
wife, suppose we take the children
% the zoo today"
"why. WIN. you promised TO take
them TO mothers"
All right, IL It's all the same TO the
children"
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28

cutieurs soothes itching Scalp
On retiring gently rub spots OF dam
druff and itching with Cuticura ONT
ment. Next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water. Make
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have a clear skin and soft, white
hands.-Adv.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28
THAT FADED FR0cK
WILL DYE LIKE NEW
"nlamond Dyes" Freshen Up Old
Discarded Garments.

Don't worry about perfect results.
Use Diamond Dyes" guaranteed 10
give a new. go. seSe'ess calor to any
fabric. whether II be wool. silk. liEen.
cotton or mixed goods,-dresses.
blouses. stockings. skirts. children's
coats, feathers-everythingl
Direction Book in package tells how
TO diamond dye over any color. To
match any material. have dealer show
you Diamond Dye" Color Card.-Ady.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28

There's no longer the slightest need Of
feeling ashamed OF your freckles. Othine
double Strengths guaranteed to remove
these homely spots.
Simply get ounce OF Othine-double
strength-from your druggist, and apply q
little OF " night and morning and you
should soon that even the worst freckles
have begun TO disappear. while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. II Is seldom
that more than one ounce IL needed to com.
pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion.
BE sure to ask for the double strength
Othine as this is sold under guarantee OF
money back II n fails 10 remove freckles.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28
a Tired Source.

Tesla says We will soun have To
i-u 0" the sun for power
Nu' for the sunshine just yet: we
ere tuu busy working on moonshine."
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28

Mrs. Johnson-Bow does 20 feel dis
mawnin'. JOe7
Mr.. Johnson feels had-mighty
bad! wish dat Providence would
have tnu~Sy on NJ, an take me.
Mrs. Johnson-ifOw can you expec'
10 10 II you don't take de doctors
mee'cine7
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28

y" -ff = hcsrer worth giving than q
is-rr.rui Thought.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28

Wise men always look before they
leap for joy.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28

The way OF the transgressor Is a
well-beateu path.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28
Must | Endure Forever the
Torturous Itching?

The skin is fed from the blood,
and upon the condition Of the
Stood depends whether or not
your skin will be healthy and free
from boils. pimpless scaly irrita-
tions, red eruptions and other dis
figuring and unsightly disorders.
The sensible treatment that will
show real results is a remedy that
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28

England drinks more milk than wa.
ter.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28

When the cats away the night is al
ways quiet.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28

Lovers knots do not always result
I'm wedding ties.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28
Where is Relief From
Blazing Skin Diseases?

win cleanse the blood thoroughly
and kill the germs that cause the
trouble. And for this purpose no
remedy ever made can approach
the record Of S. S. s. which
eleanses the blood Of the disease
germs, at the same time building
UP the general health
For valuable literature write to
Chief Medical Adviser, 100 Swift
Laboratory, Atlanta. Ca
Age and a little brother tell on
girl
Health Is the mother OF wealth.-S
Kingsley Wood.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28

He that falls IN love with himself
will have no rivals.-Franklin.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28
Sill MarriAd

Gerald tender you my hand.
Geraldlne-It isn't legal tender. You
are not divorced yet.
Vilas County news. [volume] (Eagle River, Vilas County, Wis.) 1896-1927, 1920-04-28

In south America boys and girls
never play together.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-01-28
THATDULL ACHING

Don't worry and complain about
bad back. Get rid of it! For weak
kidneys, lame and achy backs, your
neighbors recommend Doan's Kidney
Pills. Read this statement:
Mrs. W. L. Howell, GA Forsyth
St, Americas, says: ga few years
ago my kidneys became affected.
They didn't act properly and I felt
tired and languid all the time. My
back was sore and lame and l had
constant, dull ache in the small of
it. When | would stoop over, l could
hardly straighten again and dizzy
spells came over me and black specks
would float before my eyes, blurring
my sight. Hearing of Doan's Kid
ney Pills, 1 decided to take them and
box and half entirely cured me
of the complaint. / have never had
a recurrence of these ailments
since"
Price coo, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Howell had. Foster Milburn
Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-01-28
Get READY,
FOR FLU"
Keep Your Liver Active, Your
System Purified and Free From
Colds by Taking Calotabs,
the NausealeSs CalOmel
Tablets, that are De-
lightful, Safe and
Sure.

Physicians and Druggists are advis-
ing their friends to keep their systems
purified and their organs in perfect
working order as a protection against
the return of influenza. They know
that elogged up system and a lazy
liver favor colds, influenza and serious
complications.
To cut short a cold overnight and to
prevent serious complications take one
Calotab at bedtime with a swallow Of
water-that' s all No salts, no nausea,
no gripping, no siekening after effects.
Next morning your cold has vanished,
YOUR liver is active, your system is puri-
fed and refreshed and you are feeling
fine with hearty appetite for break
fast. = Eat what you please-no danger.
Calotabs are sold only in soriginal
sealed packages, price thirty-fve cents.
Every druggist is authorized to refund
your money if you are not perfectly
delighted with Calotabs.-tAdv.)
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-01-28

day time of Saturday, with the ex-
ception that Mamma had me give
that $40 back to Uncle jim. 1t had
laid on the dining room table from
breakfast until dinner, and Mamma
suggested | return it then. Uncle
Jim said he wouldn't take it, and he
and Mamma had alteration upon the
subject-she saying it would be a
nice sort of existence, always to get
that much money for carelessness.
He said: Let the girl have it, for
once. It'll buy her a new scarf, and
then you won't have to drape her in
other peoples clothes"
"She doesn't need one" said Nam
ma haughtily. That's just the trou-
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-01-28
MY9 {; L.! L.. :

BILE. Her own | have sent to tn
cleaners, and Mrs Merrington-the
goose when she heard my whole
story of what had happened, this at
ternoon, fairly compelled me to bring
hers back with me-and, of all things
for Yolande! Sometimes | quite ar
rive at the conclusion" and Nam
mas dignity was impressive, that
the older people get, the less sense
they have"
The latter included Uncle jim as
well as Mrs. MerringtoE, / knew.
kept strictly out of everything
although | naturally was delighted al
the generosity of Mammals friend.
(Tomorro&-Alonzo Proves an En-.
tertainer)
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-01-28

cultivate; but invariably when | try
to put it into execution, someone
maybe Emmy-takes exactly the
sandwich or the piece of candy | had
intended for myself, and naturally
it is difficult to hide my chagrinI
My stay at Miss Kate's did me
much good; she always gives me
poise enough to last several days. It
that she's suffered so much herself, |
guess, and still kept on smiling.
My life passed rather uneventful-
ly through Friday evening and the
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-01-28
Gerard To Debate With
Monroe At Sioux Falls

NEW YORK, Jan. 28.-James w.
Gerard, eX-ambassador to Germany,
whose name was filed as a Democrat
q candidate for President at the S.
Dakota primaries, has accepted the
challenge of George D. Monroe, of
Chicago, an Independent candidate.
for joint debate on the presidential
issues. The challenge was made and
accepted in compliance with South
Dakota laws. The debate will be held
at Sioux Falls, March 2, Mr.. Gerard
announced.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-01-28
NEGLECTING THAT
COLD OR COUGH?
Why, when DR.. Kings New
Discovery so promptly
checks it

IT'S natural XOu don't want to be
careless and let that old cold or
Il cough drag on or that new at
tack develop seriously. Not when
you can get such a proved success
full remedy as DR.. Kings New Dis
cOvery.
Cold, cough, grippe, Group does
not resist this standard reliever
very long. Its quality is as high
today as it always has been-and
it's been growing steadily in popu-
larity for more than fifty years.
60c. and S1.20 bottle at all drug
gists. Give it a trial.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-01-28
Tardy Bowels, Inert Liver

They just won't let you put "pep"
into your work or play. Sick head
ache comes from retaining waste
matter and impurities in the body
Feel right for anythina-make
the liver lively, the bowels function
regularly, witlNDr Kings New Life
Pills. Smoothly yet positively they
produce results that cleanse the
system and make the liver and
bowels respond tc the demands of
strong, healthy body. Still 2,lc.-
at all druggists. Try them tonight
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-01-28

. Columbus, Ga. II can highly recon-
mend Anuric to all persons suffering with
rheumatism and kidney troubles. For a
number of years | suffered with rheumatic
pains; also the kidney secretion showed a
brick-colored sediment and was disturbed
many times during the night. also had
continuous backache. / had so little rest
at night and so much pain and misery that
life was becoming uncomfortable. Then l
learned OF DIR. Pierce's Anuric Tablets and
bought bottle. The first few doses gave
me more relief and comfort than | had
known in years and before | had finished
that first bottle the backache and rheuma-
tism had disappeared and the kidney secre-
ton cleared, as if by magic. / was able to
rest better at night and life seemed worth
while once more. That was year ago and
my kidneys are still in a normal and healthy
condition. | do not have any distress with
my bladder nor any symptom of kidney all
ment. have the highest praise for DR..
Pierce's Anuric Tablets as well as for DR..
Plerce's Pleasant Pellets, which took for
the liver while taking the kidney medicine ;,
MRS. M. e. ROGERS, 3009 Second Ave.
Killed by POisons
All scientists agree that poisonous pro-
ducts in the blood are eliminated by the
kidneys and liver. The kidneys act as a
kind of filter for these products. When the
kidneys are changed or degenerated, by dis
ease or old age, then these poisons are retain
ed in the body. DR.. Pierce of the Invalids'
Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y, says that you should
drink plenty of water to flush the kidneys.
Then procure Anuric. This Anuric drives
the uric acid out. Scientific men have learned
that in govt, also rheumatism, poisonous
uric acid crystals are deposited in or about
the joints, In the muscles-Where inhamma-
ton is set up,
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-03-30
WILLT4MSTOWV

A trip to some nearby sugar places
Sunday afternoon showed sap TO be
running well in Mrs, T. c. Waldo's and
Martin Erskine's woods. The latter
has 900 buckets hung.
Richard Martin returned yesterday
to Brigham academy, Bakersfield, for
the spring term. He is member OF
the class of 1920 and will graduate
about June Is.
Get your dog licensed before April l.
b. C. Hoyt of the Williamstown
company has lately made business
trip to Lynn and Beverly, Mass.
Clarence Moulton. who has been
carrying on the Frank Boyce farm for
about year, is to go TO Barre April |
and will remain there for two months,
blowing gardens and doing similar
work.
Evelyn Covell returned to Montpelier
seminary yesterday after spending a
two weeks vacation at home.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-03-30
Wet and Dry.

Suggested opposition to Congressman
Porter Dale by some opponents of pro-
hibition is good enough but does not 60
far enough. Why not try out the SEN
timents of the constituents of Con-
gresham Greene as well and of the
amiable Senator Dillingham;. Right
here we have a method of determining
the exact wet and dry sentiment of
Vermont in a far more effective man
ner than the political Lochinvar now
coming out of the West to his home in
Ludlow can possibly achieve.
Doubtless the next Congress will at
tempt to deal with the prohibition
question; it is reasonable expectation
that the question will figure largely in
the CONGRESSIONAL elections throughout
the country and what more reasonable
than that the three representatives of
ours at Washington who come up for
reelection this fall should be passed
upon from a "wet" or dry" stand
point?
True, il is suspected that the dry
advocates would have little difficulty
in seating their candidates. In the
last gubernatorial campaign the "dry"
vote far exceeded the wet" if the
combined vote of the two candidates
standing for prohibition is considered
as well as the incidental consideration
Of the vote of the wet" candidate hav-
ing been swelled a bit by Democratic
aecessions, and again there is the fact
that the legislature very promptly
ratified the prohibition amendment, re-
fiecting to the best knowledge of its
members, the wishes of its constitu-
ents.
BY all means let us have a straight,
clean cut, political fight on the matter
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-03-30
TALK OF THE TOWN

"Bo.La -Bo," fox, trot, Columbia rec
ord at Russell's.
Remember your dog license must be
paid on or before April |.
See the new X, G. c. player piano at
Bailey's Music Rooms. adv.
Remember the ladies' guild dance
Wednesday, April I, Rowland hall--ad
Phone 723-M, Montpelier for re-
served seat to ketonen Donncll match
tonight. adv.
Allen Mckenzie of Williamstown
was operated upon at the Barre City
hospital this morning.
George Cook, assistant city engineer,
returned yesterday afternoon from a
few days business visit to Wolcott
Mrs, Guy Blakely of French street,
who has been at the Barre City hos
pital for a number Of days, returned
to her home yesterday.
With the fast approaching automo-
bile season comes the danger of We
hiele collisions. quite ftequently caused
by teams being driven without the
proper light attachments. Several
drivers of teams have been warned in
the past few weeks.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-03-30

OF where Vermont stands on the prohi.
bition question but instead of wasting
our efforts on the election of govern.
or who will be powerless to achieve
anything let us center the fight upon
our two congressman and the one sen.
ator Co be elected this fall.
Being a national issue, its injection
into the congressional campaign is fit
and proper; more than that, with the
prospects of the reopening of the ques-
ton, or at least, the attempted reopen
ing, it is essential for our representa-
tives at Washington to accurately rep
resent the preponderance Of public sen
timent in the state on prohibition.
Naturally one side Of the state alone
is not concerned over the stand of its
congressman and it is no more fitting
that Mr.. Dale should have opposition
than that Congressman Greene should
fare in the same manner.
True, this solution of the case may
not appeal to some newspapers which
seize with avidity any hint of opposi-
ton to Mr.. Dale, but it is a poor rule
that won't work out both ways.
If Mr.. Agan wants to serve the cause
of anti prohibition why doesn't he run
for Congress instead of for governor
and thus place himself of being in a
position to help resurrect the languish-
ing industries of st. Louis, Milwaukee
and Cincinnati and help many deserv-
ing brewers recoup in the matter of
those large contributions to the la
mented German-American alliances
Far be il from us not to wish to see
Vermont put on record in the matter
of its prohibition proclivities but let
the test come where it is fitting it
should come, in the national rather
than in the state elections Burling-
ton News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-03-30
SENTENCED FOR BIGAMY.
WILDER Waite, Arrested in Chester, Ar
raigned in Middlebury.

Middlebury. March 30 - WILDER
Waite. formerly OF Middlebury. was
arrested in Chester Saturday after
noon for Middlebury officers on a
charge Of bigamy. and brought 90 Md
dlebury BY Deputy Sheriff Edward Hig-
gins, and was brought before Judge Al
bert Dickens yesterday. he pleaded
guilty and was sentenced TO serve not
less than one and ono half years nor
more than two years al hard labor az
the state prison at Windsor.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-03-30
MUST BE POLITICAL ISSUE.
League of Nations Must Be So De
cided, Says Johnson.

New York, March 30.-The league Of
! nations must become a political issue
and continue as such until the Ameri.
can people themselves decide it." foi
no other decision 'will ever he accept.
ed by some of the men who have been
making the struggle at Washington in
the last nine months" Hiram Johnson
United States senator from California
declared in an address here last night
Asserting the United States wants
no foreign dictation,' Senator John
son attacked the league of nations coy.
enant as an instrument tending to
cause wars instead of preventing
them. He assailed article ten, which
guarantees the integrity of league
members from external aggression,
read the reservation to the article of
fered in the Senate which President
Wilson had declared ''cut the heart out
of the covenant" and added;
THE Senate replied TO him that If
that cuts the heart out of the covenant
we will curt the heart out of this cove
nant.'
my brand of Americanism," the
senator continued, regards our 81
berian enterprise as a typical, sbhor-
rent concrete illustration Of what the
league OF nations will mean TO Ameri-
ca down the generations. and OF what
lies behind all the smooth diplomatic
phrases, all the fatuous, pretended
idealism which describesy a compact
that binds us definitely to go to war as
a treaty that will keep us out of war
"The Amercanism in which believe
and which | preach would maintain
America as the arbiter Of her own des-
tiny II would hold this republic in
violate against the wiles of Europe
an and Asiatic diplomacy and would
refuse to make the republic subord-
nate to any junta of diplomats sitting
in Geneva or elsewhere"
Senator Johnson urged the necessity
Of ''descentralizing from the admins.
tration those great war powers which
were accorded it for the purpose Of
success in war" thereby removing
that great autocracy in this country
in one man"