South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-12-26


statements that King Constantine IS /
rather democratic. He utterly re-
fuses 70 resign.
We can't understand the vaulting .
prices Of egg unless II be that at this .
season the eggs consider themselves
as important in the scheme of hu- |
man affairs as any other ingredient. /
II is unusual 20 find such conceit /
and vanity in eggs.
A Mishawaka lady informs Us that
the grocer charged her 10 cents Tor
one egg. She fails TO remember that
selling one egg breaks the dozen.
The New York man who found a
quarter of "A carat diamond in half
pound OF sausage must have been
agreeably surprised. Sausage prices
for several years have been at
level that suggested the possibility
Of each link containing a jewel.
The nation must soon begin 10 re-
alize that it will have TO jig. Jazz and
shimmy less or curtail its diet.
/ II did our old heart good this
I
ping soldiers. Argyle Campbell and
! Alfred Ostrom. ex-News-Times car
riers. strutting along the streets OF
. Mishawaka with that air Of indie
/ Enable grace peculiar 10 those who
/ begin life getting HI from those
I who miss the funny section OF their
paIer Sundays.
The old folks remember when the
finest French candies sold in this
country for 40 cents pound. but
YOU can't sweeten Christmas with
. memories alone.
OF coure. il may become necessary
for colleges o change their courses
so as To pre- pare every girl 10 sup
port herself after she becomes d.
vorced.
Mistletoe was a glorious thing in
the day that it impaired the hint
that girl wouldn't mind being kiss
ed. hut everybody seems 70 know
that now.
I'm the meantime. the New Year
| resolutions are to be drafted. You
can't start the New Year without
good set OF resolutions. You must
give the devil some resistance or
he'll down you.
The year 1921 is sufficiently close
at hand to enable many Of us to see
that it will be a deliver the goods
year and a trifle miider in de luxe
lines.
ut is necessary for the nation TO
think more soberly at the present
ID
mingham minister. That ought 10
be easy.
When the dispatches tell Us that
New York hotel guests engaged in
battle with a trio Of holdups we
wan to know whether they fought
real masked bandits or only the no
tel proprietors
The 1921 calendars are coming I'm.
This is the usual routine, but calG-
darS viii not thrill unless they show
53 payday Mondays i'm the year, and
even that of the SCHNEIDER boys does
not show that.
4 Penn twp. farmer refused an
offer of STA for "a COW, slaughtered
il himself and sold il for S4S. The
money lies in playing the middle
against both ends.
Another compensation OF the
slump: Servants in New York are
no longer insisting upon their en-
ployers doing all the work and
sleeping in the cellar.
We don't know what paper en-
ploy,I thc reporter that Emma
Goldman kissed but it ought TO
pension him If he's permanently dis
abled.
We believe in coedducatiou in
J American universities, but every
such institution ought 90 maintain a
chair Of frying pan science and make
il a sina qua non of The course lead
ing 10 the degree NJ Maid OF Arts.
Schwab saws the severer the storm
the sooner it Will he over. aliuding
20 the slump in prices. That's all
right for man worth 100000 1000.
The winds Of the past week have
revealed indisputahle evidence that
very few Of the eirls Of this town
have suffered from famine.
Human nature is something 70
train and refine, 1t can't be de-
srcycd. Even we fool reformerS
, ought TO know that.
Special cable from Dublin 90 The
Tirl,r-%avs Wodnc-iav - Replying
, from Roscommoh TO an inquiry oi
. tic Associated Press three days ago
whethc.. a meeting of the Dali Fir
aeun was contemplated 20 consider
peace Fr. O'Flaragan. vice nres.-
dent IF the Sim Fein. who ha- had
considcra Die correspondence with
with Premier Iloyd-George ON the
Irish situation. says Beautiful sat
I'm hats arriving daily at the els
worth store" Bob Robertson must
. be in posseesion of the cable.
SPEND CHRISTMAS IN CHICAGO.
Mr.. and Mrs L. II. Ronald and
baby left for Chicago Saturday where
they swiu stay until New Year
with the formers parents al oak