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The fool-killer., 1920-04-01

tons. The original Roman En-
pire has seemingly been out of
existence for a long time. Ithas
been broken up and changed so
that it does not seen to be the
Roman Empire any more. But
many of the best Bible students
contend that the nations which
now exist in the old Roman terri
tory are in reality a continual
ton of the Roman Empire. And
some the deepest thinkers on the
subject are strongly of the opin-
ion that the Roman Empire is to
be re-established on exactly the
same territory that it occupied
before. It will not be CALLED
the Roman Empire, of course,
but it will represent the final
phase of the last Gentle domin-
ion. It will. consist of ten Ia
tons divided equally between the
Eastern and Western divisions
of the old territory of the Cae-
sars. The legs were created dur
ing the Empires former exis-
tence, by the division into the
Eastern and Western parts,
about 1874 A. D. But the ten
toes have never been exactly de-
fined.
The ten toes-fve on each foot
must be in existence when
they are struck by the Stone cut
out of the mountain. The Stone,
of course, represents the Fifth
Universal Empire, the Millennial
Kingdom of Christ.
Now it seems reasonable to me
that the present wholesale read
justment of national boundary
lines in Europe-the tearing
Idown and setting up of nations.
will finally result in just exactly
the right number Of states with
in the old Roman territory. And
these states must be bound to-
gether in a Federation similar to
what the League of Nations
would be. And any territory
that lies outside of the realm of
the ancient Caesars cannot be
included.
That's why the Irish question
is so hot just now-because Ire
land is outside territory and
must be separated from England:
That's why France got part of
Germany-because that portion
was in the Roman Empire, while.
the rest of Germany was not.
We see that Germany is not
to be admitted as a member of
the League, and this explains
why.
Likewise, we see that Russia.
is refused admittance, and we
can now see the plain prophetic
reason of it-because Russia is
outside of the old Roman En-
pire.
And the United States, we all
know, is far removed from Gaze
sears territory, and that is the
divine prophetic reason why the
Senate of the United States re-
fused to ratify the Peace Treaty
with the League Of Nations in it.
Now do you know?
One time about two thousand
years ago it was just as big a
The fool-killer., 1920-04-01
ABSOLUTELY INIMICAL."

Legislative representation has
been denied the Socialist party in
New York, and 10000 voters dis
franchised, because the Jackass-
emily of that state has decided
that the platform OF the Socialist
party is "absolutely inimical to
the interests of both state and
nation"
Just why a few dozen preju-
dice-blind political pap-suckers,
armed with little brief authori-
ty, are so much better qualified
to say what is "absoluteIy I'M
micah than $4,000 American
voters, is a mystery that has not
been cleared up yet.
In the state of Michigan a
huckleberry by the name of
Newberry ran for the United
States Senate against Henry
Ford. On the face of the re-
turns the "berry" was elected.
But charges of fraud and corrup-
ton were brought up, and now
the "berry" has been tried and
convicted and. sentenced to two
years in the penitentiary.
Did the United States Senate
rise up and apply the toe of it's
number ten to Senator" New
berry and kick him out?
Not enough so that you would
notice it.
No-sir-ee-bob!
He is a good Republican" and
the Republican majority in the
Senate is intentionally small,
and they need Senator" New
berry in their business.
Of course it would never do to
lose a perfectly good Republican
Senator on account of such a lit
tie thing as his having bought
the office and corrupted the cleo
torate of a great state.
Evidently it is the sense of the
Senate that wholesale election
frauds and spending money to
buy a seat in the Senate isnot
serious enough to be classed as
"absolutely inimical to the inter-
ests Of both state and nation"
Crime and corruption in politics
are rather honorable accomplish
ments when committed by Re-
publicans or Democrats.
But just let a Socialist be gull
ty of something not half so bad,
and he will be hung in about sew
enteen languages before you
could say scat.
Unless NeWberry has decen-
cy enough to resign he will re-
main a Senator in good standing.
If he is brazen enough to do it
he can occupy his bought seat
in that august body and vote
on all questions and have his
vote counted.
And he will never serve a day
of his two years. term in the
pen.
You can just gamble on that
But there is Berger, the Socia.
list, who was twice elected tt
Congress, and twice kicked out
although nobody disputed that
he was HONESTLY elected, anc
he was not guilty of any crime
at all except the crime of being
an honest man and saying thai
he didn't believe in the war.
The fool-killer., 1920-04-01
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The fool-killer., 1920-04-01

One time about two thousand
years ago it was just as big a
crime to be a "Jesusite" as it is
now to be a "Russellite." Did
you ever let that thought roost
on the front elevation of your
think-box.
The fool-killer., 1920-04-01

Entered as second-class matter
March 3, 1916, at the postoffce ct
Boomer, N. c., under the act OF
March 8, 1879.
The fool-killer., 1920-04-01
PUBLISHED
James Larkin Pearson, -. %. Editor
BOOMER, NORTH CAROLINA.
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LEGAL ADVERTISING
NOTICE TO MACHINERY con-
TRACTORS

Sealed bids will be received by the
Imperial County Highway Commits
sion at the office of the secretary
thereof, III East Main or Eighth St,
Imperial, Imperial County, California,
up to the hour of 3 O'clock June Is,
1920, for furnishing and erecting the
machinery and equipment for gravel
crushing, screening and load n g
plant.
Each bid must be accompanied by
a certified check for the sum of $1,000
made payable to the County of I'M
perial, as a guarantee that the bidder
will furnish the bonds required by the
specifications and enter into the
contract within ten days after having
been awarded the same.
Plans, specifications and proposal
blanks may be obtained upon applica-
tion
Imperial County Highway Commission,
L. J. Thomas, Secretary,
Imperial, Calf.
June 3 to IA incl.
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NOTICE TO OWNERS OF GRANE!
DEPOSITS

Sealed proposals will be received by
the Imperial County Highway Com
mission at the office of the secretary
thereof, III East Main or Eighth St.,
Imperial Imperial County, California,
up to the hour of three o'clock, June
Is, 1920, to sell to the said Highway
Commission 100000 or more tons of
gravel, sand and stone, for use in con-
struCting roads, bridges and other
structures in Imperial County.
Said bid shall state the price per
ton of sand gravel, or rock in bed or
pit taken therefrom during the oper-
alton of the contract. The bid shall
carry with it the right to enter upon
the premises and unrestricted privi-
lege, for a period of three years, to
remove said material by any method
whatever, which right shall be secur-
ed by lease of premises for said
period, the terms of which shall be
stated in the bid.
For further particulars with refer
ence to the above, application may be
made to the
Imperial County Highway Commission,
l.. J. Thomas, Secretary,
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TAKEN UP-BLACK YEARLING HOL-
stein steer with white face, branded
"NR" on left hip. w. L. Brite, 3 miles
south and IA mile west of Meloland
store.
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SIM MONS

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF
THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA IN
AND FOR THE COUNTY OF I'M
PERIAL.
Archibald Leroy Rice, Plaintiff, VS..
Myrtle Rice, Defcndant-Alias sum
mons.
The People of the State of California
Send Greetings to Myrtle Rice, De-
fendant.
You are hereby directed to appear
and answer the complaint in an action
entitled as above, brought against you
in the Superior Court of the County
of Imperial, State of California, with
in ten days after the service of this
SumNons-if served within this coun-
ty; or within thirty days if served
elsewhere.
And you are hereby notified that
unless you appear and answer as
above required, the said Plaintiff will
take Judgment for any money or dam
ages demanded in the complaint upon
contract, or he will apply to the
Court for any other relief demanded
in the Complaint.
Given under my hand and the seal
of the Superior Court of the County
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ALIAS SUMMONS

IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF
THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
IN AND FOR THE COUNTY OF
IMPERIAL
THE WINTERHAVEN CONNER
CIAL COMPANY, A Corporation,
Plaintiff
ELLA C. LUCAS AND C. EVAN
LUCAS, Her Husband, Defendant.
The People of the State of California
Send Greeting to Ella c. Lucas and c.
Evan LUCAS, her husband, Defendants.
You are Hereby Directed to Appear
and answer the Complaint in an action
entitled as above, brought against
you in tbs Superior Court of the
County of Imperial, State of Califor-
MIA, within ten days after the service
on you of this Summons-if served
within this county; or within thirty
days if served elsewhere.
And you are hereby notified that
unless you appear and answer as
above required, the said Plaintiff will
take judgment for any money or dam
ages demanded in the complaint, as
arising upon contract, or it will apply
to the Court for any other relief de-
manded in the Complaint.
Given under my hand and the seal
of the Superior Court of the County
cf Imperial, State OF California, this
1st day of June, 1920.
NJ. S. COOK, Clerk.
BY C. Z. Williford, Deputy Clerk.
CLEMENT H. COLEMAN Al d
EDWIN HEIZMAN, Attorneys for
Plaintiff.
June 4-11-1S-25-July2
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WANTED - LADY STENOGRAPHER
and file clerk. Apply at purchasing
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Irrigation District, CaleXico.
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State of California, County of Imper-
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We, the undersigned, do hereby GER
tify that we are co-partncrs transact
ing general contracting business, in
cluding the building, constructing and
repairing of buildings, under the firm
name and style Of "VALLEY CON-
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principal place Of business Of SAID CO.
partnership is the City Of CaleXico,
County of Imperial, State Of Califor-
MIA; And that the names and respec-
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partnership, are as follows, to-Wit:
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Holtville, California, and
DAVID r. SHRODE, Cale%ico, Cal
ifornia.
In Witness Whereof, we have here
unto set our hands this 8th day of
May, 1920. ......
! CHARLES r. RITTENHOUSE.
| DAVID r. SHRODE. a'
State of California. County of Imper-
ial-ss.
On this 8th day of May, 1920, before
me, Gertrude Smith, a notary public
in and for the county of Imperial
State of California, residing therein
July commissioned and sworn, person
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: Charles C. Rittenhouse, known to me
to be the persons described in anC
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ficate first above written.
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Notary Public in and for the County
of Imperial, State Of California.
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FOR IrASE-FOR THREE YEARS
for dairying-S0 acres. good house,
SO acres in alfalfa, balance piowed
ready for corn. Also so acres with
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e. acres ploWed ready for crop Weil
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Family leaving for the summer?
Store your piano and household goods
concrete warehouse. Leaving the val
ley Let our experienced man crate
and pack your goods fer shipping
Daily truck service to San Diego.
Phone l for rates. Pioneer Truck &
Transfer Company.
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AT The Hotels

The arrivals at the hotels Thursday
were:
BARBARA WORTH-D. C. Sullivan,
San Francisco; p. f. Newton, o. ID.
Morse, Nat Berkovitz, II. S. Hoard, c.
$. Shaw, Mrs. e. Raynor, Los Angeles;
Leonard Holtz, Mrs. L. Early, Miss
Nary Giel, Glendale, Calf; j. S. Stub
blefeld and wfesFort Worth, Texas; ;
+. a. McAllister, San Francisco; Mary
Lovegod. A. NJ. Widomer, Los Angeles; ;
F. u. Harrigan San Francisco; James
r. Moore, Los Angeles; f. J. O'Br;en,
New York City; f. s. Firestone, g.
Tries. j. A. Vogt, Los Angeles; w. J.
Simpson, City; T. H. Austin. L. E.
Preston, f. c. Vanderbilt, r. Fl. Miller,
Los Angeles; Il. G.. She'll L. s. N;
Mrs John McGounty, Long Beach; W.
B. Anderson and wife, Hollywood Mrs.
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c. J. Ross. San Pedro; H. Hanson, Los
Angeles; Geo. l.. Campbell, Brawley
c. T. Jackson, Holtville.
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DR.. NORMAN E. DUPONT-OPTO-
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glasses ftte. 115 So. 5th ST., Ell Centro.
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FOR SALE-l2 Al DAIRY COWS.
bull l registered Duroc SOW, | pure
bred sowrS feeders and lease on dairy
ranch on highway. Phone "a Fl2.
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WATCHES AND JEWELRY

DIAMONDS, WATCHES, JEW ELRY
Clocks, Radiolight Trench Watches
and Seasonable Novelties. Fine re
pairing. Crescent Jewelry. 6O4 Main
street.
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FOR SALE--FORD TOURING, GOOD
mechanically, new seat and top,
good paint, two new Hood tires, one
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Stromberg carburetor. Call after 500
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TO LET-FOR LEASE

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cotton next year, Veil improVeu,
GOOD land. See Burritt s Allen, Owner
phone 3S1 or 363.
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of Imperial, State of California, this
22nd day of April, 1920.
NJ. S. COOK, Clerk.
BY C. E. WILLIFORD, Deputy Clerk.
Apr. $3.50 May 7.14,21 %. June Ali.
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SITUATION WANTED-MALE

WANTED-STEADY RANCH WORK
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conscientious. Prefer private family.
Address Box G-1-PreSS Office.
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me Saturday II or II o'clock at Ell
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for L. j. Vandermeer.
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TAKEN UP--BLACK MULEY YEAR
ling Holstein with bar brand on
right hip, about April 21.' c. w.
Menser, 2 1-2 mile on Eucalyptus canal
north of highway.
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Toms Idea
Didn't Make
Good.
LOST AND FOUND
-
BY
ALTMAN

TAKEN UP-OLD HOLSTEIN COW,
brand left hip; about April l. Lynn
Hubbard, Il miles south of Ell Centro.
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WANTED - POSITIONS BY T w O
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bookkeeping experience. Cali CaleXico
Al
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The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-10-09

Of about $50. late WEDNESDAY nigh. viii
the two men lthe ohicers) were arrcstinR
drunken man, is being investigated. II
guilt 5rti.> ought TO be caught. because .
rcadg too much OF thu Kind OF thing Ii
been done ia recent months
John West arrived in town Nednesdi
a.ts a very bril- stay it, Asburg Park. NJ
jersey. and viii be delegated to greet j
man friends
Re- +. Georgc Bildle. who went out fro
Zion Church INTO the ministry several yea
ago. reached a vrry able sermon At Columb
Nvenuc auditorium. SUNDAY afternoon.
Buy The Whip aud rad it. or sale at
Dr. {. L. Allen OF Denver. Colo. Ii
accstpcd % position With Ba3 state Pharmae
Mrs. Alice T. I.awtou OF beaufort. s.
Is guest OF Mrs. james Lane OF Wdrwi
ST. Rosburs
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-10-09

ferent Close students of the drama
claim that Bishop is awkward, clumsy
and self-conscious. 1t is also charged
that he will not learn his lines. This
may or may not be true. 1t is a fact,
however, that in spite of his many
alleged imperfections, Andrew Bishop
is the most popular matinee idol the
Avenue ever had. Bishops voice and
physique fiji him admirably for lead
ing man. When he speaks he is heard,
and every one in the audience takes
notice. He was heartily welcomed on
his return to the Avenue, and will al
ways be one of the biggest drawing
cards of the Lafayette Players.
Newton Burke, a Chuck, an incor-
rigiblc, added the necessary humor to
the otherwise serious and heavy plot.
Others who played acccptably were
Anna Curtis, Arthur Ray, Elizabeth
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-10-09
With the Actors.

Alice Ramsey, the famous come
dian, is a visitor in our city. Miss
Ramsey was with Hello 1919.
Williams and Taylor are i'll the city
on a weeks layoH.
Doe Doe Green. the comedian. IS
doing the stroll He has severed his
connection with Broadway Gossip Co.
Sylvester Russclps famous come
dian is frost 10 the white audiences
that he is playing to in the woods with
their "Jazzbo Show on the one-night
stands.
Dora Dean is now organizing her
new act to play the Orphcum circuit:
Miss Dean is capable performer and
always plays the big stuff.
Billy King, the actor will go into
rehearsal very soon with an aggrega-
ton OF performers for big show.
Lulu Coates is i'll the city Tor a
short vacation. Miss Coates and her
dancing boys are featured with a big
white burlcsque show.
Prom Bcalc St to Broadway
opens at the. Grand Theatre on Mon
day, Oct. 18th, with Gulfport and
Brown, supported by Gertrude Saun-
dcrs. and a real cast
Shelton Brooks and his Canary Cot
tagc Co. open at the Dunbar Theatre,
Philadelphia
The Smarter Set Co. with Salem
and Homer Whitney are under the
management of the Quality Amuse-
mcnt Corporation.
Joe Jordan and Willie Tyler were
a riot at Champaign, ILL.,, last wee th'
Tabor and Green are going BIZ ha
the Keith time. OF
It is reported that Martin Klein,
sold his interest in the Earl Thid Oh
a big bunch OF Chicago stars BIZ
sent back to the actors at a { N
theatre, the janitors happened r. Re
them before the actors had, an DE
them up. tho remains were fo,he ia
the theatre lobby. The Star Iao III
sells hand bill publication, Alicse,s "a
scy, will be a feature with .tsr. Pa
scream show From Bealc an. pit
Broadway that opens at tho b,g OF
on next Monday, Oct llth. ghes ~
Irwin {. Miller was a yisit[e and
city this week on business. -, of
Ter reports a successful seasC ton
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-10-09
OLD FAVORITES BACK AT
AVENUE

Burst of applause followed burst OF
applause spontaneously as old favor
ties followed each other on the stage
at the Avenue i'll the opening OF the
Crimson Alibi' by the Lafayette
Players this week.
Shelton Brooks drew big crowds
with his six weeks of musical comedy,
but from the attitude OF the first
nighters, it seemed that the Avenue
is dedicated to the drama, Tor the
present, at least.
The Crimson Alibi,' as its name
implies, is a murder mystery story III
which three different chains OF cir
cumstantial evidence wind about three
different individuals, each chain
strong enough in itself to convict any
one or all three of the suspects Tor
the crime. A rich and much hated
tyrant has been murdered. He had
quarreled with his nephew over his
sweetheart. He had also quarreled
with his butler. lie had railroaded to
Jail the sweetheart of his maid, who
had escaped from jail only few days
before the murder. and was present
in the house at the time of the murder.
Each OF the three had sufficient mo-
tive to commit the crime, and each
was present in the house at the time
of. the crime. Yet neither, had III
reality. committed it. Who murdered
Joshua Quincy!
This was the problem given to the
.I.Ia44n.,a. dctncti,.o eAlNn - ! l.
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-10-09
BERT WILLIAMS IN
SHOW NOW

Bert Williams. the world
comedian, having completed pv,
gagcmcnt with Zicgfeld's Ire
has just signcd contract to in
in George LcMairc's "Broadwash.
ities OF 1920" In the "Brcvities
liams will be given much mord.
tudc IN the matter oil using {
comedy than he was allowed
"Follies." Williams appeara.-
Chicago will be looked fornN
with great interest when the IN
tics comes 10 the Loop. n
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-10-09

Tie Chicago Giants encountered
but little difficulty IN beating Racine
OF tn Industrial league last Sunday
South-paw Luther showed streakS OF
wildncs-. allowing the lcaguers two
scores in the second inning. Big
TAYLOR then mounted the slab for the
Cunts aud held the big fellows ii
leash. aiding in the victory By slash.
ing drive which scored two runs
Young catcher Duncan displayed rare
forin behind the bat. while the team
Oh a whole showed themselves to b.
worthy OF the prestige they hayl
acquired Stree occupying the strong
hold OF he American .Giauts. III
score;
Caisago Cjl4ts. ......-.a % > 100 <
Racinr ..............o Q 0 g o 0 0 O.
Two .base hits. duncan, Jinkins. Bassets'
Dopols play. TAYLOR 70, White. BsseS >. o
bali OF Crutchcr ,. of Luther ,. on Ta3
lor . Struck out-By Crutcher !. b. Lnthe
), bs Taylor :.
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-10-09
A Fast Man

An Englishman was Boosting to an
freshman about the fastness OF Eng
lish trains.
"Why, Pat said the Englishman,
1--WE run our trains so fast in Eng
land that the telegraph poles look like
a continuous fence"
DO they now" said Pat. well,
sir, | was on a train one day in Ire
land, and we passed first field OF
turnips. then wan OF carrots. then wan
Of cabbage and large pond OF water,
and We were going SO fast that it
looked like soup"