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The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1920-06-10

Fresh flowers at the Brooking gs
Greenhouse.
Hear Dr. Pierce Sunday evening on
Brute. Man and God"
Mrs. L. C. Weaver left Monday for
few days visit with relatives in
IroQuois.
If you have rooms to rent during
Commencement week notify the Reg
istra State College, phone X 290.
Miss Halle Hyde, daughter of Dr.
and Mrs. A. w. Hyde, who has been
teaching at the University of Idaho
at Moscow. is expected home this
evening.
II officially announced that Rev
a. NJ. Names OF Nolga, S. D., has been
appointed president of Augustana nor
NAL school in Canton, one of the lead
ing colleges in the state. For some
time he has been pastor of the church
at NClga.
Monte Martin, the star athlete OF
BroCkings High and who recently
Si"'""tSu lIoll lidI 4hStltu'ioh' Nc
received an appointment to WeS
Point and expects to go there about
July 1st. This is quite an honor, no.
| only TO the young man but to oul
public schools, and the Register is
satisfied that Monte will fully sus
tain that honor when he goes cas-,
| to enter Uncle Sans great military
school
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1920-06-10
NOTICE

! hereby announce my self as a can
didate for the Office of Treasurer OF
Brookings Independent School Dis
trict, Brookings county, South Dakota,
election to be held June Is, 1920
If elected, will serve in diligent
manner and strive to conduct the af-
fairs connected with this Office in a
way satisfactory to all concerned.
| solicit the assistance of all voters
and assure you that | will appreciate
your help. Very respectfully
A. jobs Bjorge.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1920-06-10
Local and Personal.
e. G. Trotzig Local and News Editor, Phone IL
Mutual Benefit is best.
n C Wy E4rcnn nctnnna


DR.. E. w. Forsee, Osteopath.
Call R-118 for pure Holstein milk.
Watch for the Sheldon-C Calahan fur
niture sale, June l9.
w. II. Lohman of Voiga was in the
city Tuesday on business.
Pleasant Hour, Monday, Anita Stew.
art in "a Midnight Romance"
The reinforced concrete floor for
Jim Bowers new building on Main
street was laid this week
Prof. A. II. Kuhlman of State col
lege, made a business trip to Mime
apols the latter part of last week.
If you have rooms to rent during
Commencement week notify the Reg
istrar. State College, phone X 29O.
Miss Rachel Reeves and her sister,
Mrs. Ernest Ware with her daughter,
of Volga, visited in Brookings Tuesday.
Five dollars for one is what you get
when you buy carbon remover of A.
J. Sanders. Try it and be convinced
Mrs. John Austin and Mrs. A. j,
Dokken returned from Minneapolis
Friday evening, where they spent over
a week visiting.
The Cornell Electric Co. of this city,
have taken the electric contract for
a large church at Watertown, the
Norwegian Lutheran.
A. P. Kabrud Of Lake Crystal, Mimi,
who has been visiting his two sons,
C. A. and S. j. Kabrud in this CITY,
returned home last week. Mrs. A.
p. Kabrud will remain for a longer
visit.
Mrs. f. B. Foster and children left
Monday for a visit with her parents
in Iowa. Her sister, Miss Kate Heut-
land who has been teaching school
in Montana, will accompany her on
the visit.
Mrs. H. r. Pigg of Merrimac, Wis,
and daughter, Zama Cornell OF Cmca-
90 are guests at the home OF Mr.. ana
Mrs L. D. Cornell and will remain
few weeks. They arrived Tuesday
evening.
G. E. Palmer left this morning for
Mankato. Mimi, to attend the annual
session of the Minnesota grand lodge
of the I. O. o. F. which is in session
there. Mr.. Palmer is grand master
of the South Dakota grand lodge.
I O, O. F. Brookings lodge No 40
will have their memorial services for
deceased Odd Fellows and ReoeKans
on Sunday afternoon June l5' at the
cemetery. All of the members Will
meet at the hall at 2:30 p. m. and
from there will go to the cemetery.
Frank Sherwin sold thirteen lots at
auction last week in his fine addition
in the southeast part of the city at
an average price of s3S3.s4, In spite
Of the bad weather. Mr.. Sherwin Is
figuring ON a second sale the last OF
this month and looks for more favor
able weather.
The trains from the west on the
Northwestern have been consistently
late for the last week anywhere from
three to five hours. Soft roadbed due
20 rains, washouts, and new track ana
bridges are given as the principal
causes forcing the trains to run SLOW
The company is simply living up 10
its slogan, Safety First"
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1920-06-10
SPECIAL NOTICE

On account of stormy weather and
bad roads many were not able to get
to our city lot sale, held June 1st,
therefore, to accommodate everybody
l have decided to hold another auction
sale of those beautiful Pleasant Hill
lots, Monday, June 2Sth. Don't miss
this sale, home buyers! Good, close
in lots are getting scarce and high in
miss this last sale. Frank Sherwin.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1920-06-10

H. F. Haroldson was business Wis
itor at Bruce Tuesday.
Miss Esther Carlson Of Bruce, spent
Sunday at the w. H. Walters home.
Piano tuning, adjusting and repair.
ing Phone Williams Piano Co, A. A.
Mcmillan. or call direct. II. w. vii.
son, piano technician. Phone L 430.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1920-06-10

Mr.. and Mrs. Elmer Atkinson spent
Sunday at Lake Oakwood fishing.
Martha Lindsay, Hairdresser and
Manicurist. Phone $780, Trygstad Bldg
Mrs. Oluiza Gray left for her home
at Cuba, H., Wednesday afternoon
after a months visit at the home OF
her brother, j. X. Fridley.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1920-06-10
ANNOUNCEMENT

l am a candidate for reelection to
the position of School Treasurer of
Brookings Independent School Dis
trict to be held June 18th, 1920. Your
support will be appreciated.
G.. j. Flittie.
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1920-06-10
THE FAD THEATRE
FRIDAY, JUNE II


A MIXED PROGRAM
Reels of the Best Snort SUBJECTS
SATURDAY EVE
Tom Moore. whom you all Ike IN
pleasing comedy-drama from tne
famous play and story
LORD AND LADY ALGY"
Usual Matinee at 800 o'clock.
MONDAY and TUESDAY
William Farnum, wonderful star In
one of Zane Grey's thrilling novels
"1uE LONE STAR RANGER'
cOMlNG:
"THE wEsfERhERs'
South Dakota story.
,.AANH.ssS%S1S11 V~%@@%~S~S'eS
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1920-06-02
Whats become Of the prejudi'
against automobiles becaus
they frightened the horses

MYOW cars are every
4 y where. The horses
have gotten used to them
and SO has everybody else.
Think Of it'll This year the
American people will spend
nearly billion dollars on
tires alone.
Tires are one of the big
gestitems on the car owners
bills.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1920-06-02

Select your tires nc
cofdiFie 10 the Iold5
they hive TO itaroi
In sandy OF hills coun
try, wherever the going
is apt 10 bc hcsvy--The
u. $. Nobhy.
For ordinary country
routis-Thc u $ Chain
or uSoo.
For front whcels-Thc
L. $ Plain.
For best results
everywhere u S
Royal Cords.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1920-06-02

Hardly a Saturday, when
you motorists drop in to
tune up for a Sunday trip,
that one or more OF you
doesn't tell US something OF
value to our business. Sooner
or later it comes back to you
in Service.
Service is what the car
owners Of this community
are looking for nowadays.
And especially the small
car owners, who put service
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1920-06-02

United States ~T-ifru
AUTO FILLING STATION, Big Stone Gap. Va.
EWING MOTOR COMPANY, Ewing Va.
S. A. HENDERSON & SON, Jonesvlle. Va.
YOUNG MOTOR COMPANY, Pennington Gap, Va.
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
Congressional Representation of
Small States With Less Population
Than District of Columbia.
By BILL PRICE.

The census of 1920 shows States of the Union
with populations below the District of Columbia and yet
they have fourteen UNITED STATES SENATOR'S and
nine Congressman, while the District paying Federal and
District taxes far in of twelve States has repre-
sentaon whatever in Congress These States Idaho
New Mexico, Vermont, Arizona, Delaware, Wyoming and
Nevada.
New Hampshire has less than 5000 people more than
the District and Utah about OO These two States have
four Senators and two Representatives each.
In other words nine States of the UniOn two with less
population than the District and two with few thousand
each than have eighteen United States Senator'S
Or than onefh of the membership of that august
body Not single of these nine States pays much
income and other Federal taxation Washington and not
one much general taxes
1t would seem that comment these facts would be
when the citizens of the District their
tight in Congress for Amercanizaton and representation
along with taxation. And if people united with
wise cooperation and leadership Congress would probably
see the facts them
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
IsOlating an Ultra Germ
1t May Mean More to the World Than Any Great
Military Victory.

One of tho brilliant industrious French scientists Dr.
De La Rivere that he has soatsd" the germ
Of grippe. -,-.t E
Although the germ is small as to be invisible under
Che smallest microscope Dr. De La Rviere has been able
by cessation of ftrstions to herd few million Of tho
germs into small quantity Of liquid and then prove their
existence by experiments monkeys.
On this occasion the grippe germ has already killed
ut least ten millions Of human beings the vvseconiss
will undoubtedly consent to allow few monkeys in the
interest Of science join the crowd Of human grippe VIC
tms on the other side Of the Styx.
The extraordinary grippe germ is small that it is
divide the result by thousand and you have something
longer than Of those small germs.
Isolating ultra germ does not sound as heroic as
leading cavalry charge going through mined channel
to sink warship But germ isolator is important
the human far in purely useful way than the
individual hero
The world is threatened with another grippe epidemic
this coming winter may be than the epidemic Of
1918
The work of this French doctor utilized produce
anttoxn that will educate without danger the white
pusces in your blood and teach them how to fight tho ultra
grippe germ may your life and the lives of millions
of others
that first made iron and sharpened nts held up sail
to catch the wind thousands of years ago. We do not know
the of the living beside whose work
millions of lives annually and adds years to every human
life.
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
Poorer the Woman,
Heavier the Lunch.

LONDON.-"The poorer the wom-
an the more solid liz the lunch abe
ORDERS" declares the proprietor ofa
popular restaurant "A girl who
earns a small salary will usually
order a suet pudding on a hot day
instead of a fruit salad. Generally.
when these women have large
lunches we know they are going to
have a very scanty supper In the
evening. Some women go bust
one day and order large lunch
and then take sandwiches to the
office on the next. There are few,
however, who have meals OF tho
bun and milk variety nowadays"
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
Isolation Good and Bad
It's Good When We're Isolated from European Intrigue

Rev. Dr. Gilbert Reid is the editor of the only American
paper published in China He has lived in Shanghai thirty
years. he has been the adviser Of the American embassy
for many years account of his intimate knowledge
the Chinese language character and history He thu
founder of the National Institute of China.
Hs is now in this country. He believes that our ma
tional honor and integrity require the rejection Of thu
Wilson Covenant and the Treaty of Peace.
DR.. Reid, speaking before New York womens cut
yesterday, said:
''Isolation is good and bad depending what
we are to be isolated from Isolation from the needs
the calamtes, the suferings of the world and from
plans for human betterment and international goodwill
has been the American policy
'But isolation from political intri que and dipo-
matte chicanery and selfish secrecy and national
schemes of aggrandzement and spoliaon is most de-
4 sirabe American quality, though made party
issue.
J cit was a special alliance the Anglo Japanese
alliance that brought the European war onto Chinese
territory and early 1914 wrought the first great
calamity to China. 1t fortunate that country
outside of, or isolated from, that dire alliance
But later in 1917, gave up isolation and invited
e China to exploit in the She did as we asked
few days after acted
''But just at that time the four Allies, Japan,
Great Britain France and Italy were intriguing, un-
known to China the United States, to transfer when
peace should come, all German rights and privileges
in the domain of China not back to China but to Japan
"Such intriguing going in Toxic and
Peking was disgrace to all concerned and meant
untold catastrophe and serious entangements to Chnas
national integrity and political independence sung SO
sweetly in Article X.
Isolation from such intrigues alliances and COM
rades of imperial governments is to my mind most de-
srable."
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
WASHINGTON SIGHTS.

Washington is noted for many things,
For it's buildings grand and stately;
But the greatest sensation OF all. ii seSma
Has appeared on street lately.
A human species that can't be classed-
man with feminine ways;
His clothes are OF the latest cut
He surely must wear stays.
His hair is plastered to his head
And parted down the center;
He IL quite lean and lanky. too,
And couldn't be much thinner.
For cake they say is all he eats
And dancing is his hobby.
Where e'er there's dancing anywhere
You'll find him in the lobby.
This chap is noted for queer views.
In fact, ne Ia quite funny;
He spends his cash for classy clothes ,
30 has not any money.
He thinks the girls should foot the bills
To take him out in style.
Perhaps he'll learn some of these days,
His views are not worth while.
CORDIA c. OLIVER
The Washington times., 1920-10-09

with which to do battle. You also
seem to have his confidence. which
Us an added valuable weapon.
The woman who would discuss
with you the matter of sharing any
OF your husbands time is very silly.
indeed. would certainly convey to
her the idea that your husband pre-
fers to spend his spare time with
you, and hasn't enough of IL at that.
Be patient, sweet, as interesting
as you can, look az well as you can.
and make him as comfortable as
possible In the home, and he'll not
have time for any one else. Strive
to keep his love and confidence
which are priceless. and | am quite
sure you'll win out. Absence of
Jealousy on your part is n great
help.
quite agree with you that II
would be oowardly to run away.
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
Beatrice Fairfax
GIVES
Advice
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:

DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
am a young girl fourteen
years old and am in the second
term high school. Now. my
mother will not let me go out and
enjoy mys9f like other girls of
my age do. She will not let me
have company. although she says
may. II . girl comes to see me
she must not stay too long. That
is perfectly right, of course. Miss
Fairfax. I'm not considered a bad
girl, as 1 mind. go to schoorand
never play hockey. / am also con-
sidered pretty smart, not brag-
ging. When I threaten to get
married. mother says to go ahead.
But ah! / have lot of time yet.
/ don't want to be able to keep
hours like a woman, but Miss
Fairfax, am ] suffering wrongly
Would you call this playing the
game right? MARlETTE.
But. my dear, how do the other
girls enjoy themselves. and are you
also playing the game fair?
why not have talk with
mother? 1t may have been a long
time since she was girl and she
perhaps has forgotten some or the
pleasuEes she enjoyed. Explain to
her that you you'd like to invite
few young people of your own age,
both girls and boys, to the home
now and then. and that you would
like to be invited and to- go to
their homes. / am quite sure she
vi n o q
of pleasure. II she did, she, In
deed, would be inhuman.
or course II is silly for you to
talk about marriage at your age.
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:.
We have been married nearly
ten years, have no children and
are both just turning thirty. We
have been very happy until the
past year. Then the usual tiSns.
another girl.
knew he loved me and simply
looked on that as would a weak
ness for intoxicants Then too, he
does not go after them. / know,
because 1 have sat by and watched
It happen. The girls start to
angle for him, But he always
managed. with a little help from
me to get by without anybody
feeling very badly about 1t.
But this last girl is different
She has n keen knowledge of men.
She passes for a widow, but real
ly has a husband in a home for
insane. She says she thinks the
world OF my husband, does not
want to come between us, but Is
satisfied to share any time my
husband can.spsre from me. She
believes in common law mar
riagas. etc. SO, Miss Fairfax,
does this humbieness ring true
to your
we have talked OF moving TO
another city. but I have a sneaky
feeling Il wouldn't help. Also l
appreciate my husbands desire
to stand his ground instead OF
running. N. y. II.
No, don't believe her humble
ness rings true. But ~ you really
have the love of your husband, you
have the most powerful weapon
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
Once-OVers
Copyright 1920, International Feature Service Inc
KEEP TRACK OF YOUR EXPENDITURES

it that keep system going homer
the looks of emand don't
Iarily and let IL at that?
Or it that have not the face all
fear realize where
won't have the disposition to do it7
s it just careessness part7
for using the budget
foolng yourself You
a intelligent Of
goes--han have at present.
puzzng
10 nothing
deep lines between not all good Judgment
Ines to think.
systematic and where the money Don't guess
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
GIRLS .RACHELORING.-

A party of bachelor" girls bought
half a peck of string beans and spent
all Sunday morning Smelling" them.
know some girl war workers who
purchased live turkey for Thanks
giving. They didn't have the nerve
to cut its throat so they chloro-
formed II, removed all the feathers
and put &C In the ice box. Later on
one OF them went to the box and tho
bird hoped out and ran around the
room trying to escape. JEFF.
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
WHY HE WAS SAD.

CHARLES E. COLLINS, Wash
ington author of a political song that
is having a big run-"Harding, We
are all for you" is poet-wit Of no
mean ability. Here's something he
contributes to II and S:
AsI stroIied down the street,
I met a pal of mine,
who looked as N he was worried,
Standing by an ice cream sign.
said to him. "Old Pal, what's wrong 7
why stand here In tears7"
He said, This damn sign used TO read
'whiskcy. Wines and Beers"
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
ADDsI FLYNN.

N. v. FLYNN, genial assisting
managing-editor Of The Times, was
absent from duty today, being one
of the reception party to welcome
Mr.. Michael Dunlap Flynn, who ar
rived at Sibley Hospital this morn
ing. Take it from proud Daddy
Flynn, Michael the younger looks
like q copy reader already.
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
The Planets lowering
ROund the Sun.

OF the eight planets of the solar
system would appear remarkable II
a total eclipse should withdraw the
glare OF sunlight from us. Mara
Venus and Mercury would be seen
In an irregular row east of the sun.
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
The Whales Oil Tank.

In the upper portion OF the head
the whale has an immense oil tank
In which the valuable "spermaceti"
IL found and from which II may be
dipped with n bucket. From a
sperm whale sixty feet long, twenty
barrels have been taken.
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
JAMES z. LLOYD.
Kipling called vampire a
rag, a bone and a hank of hair.
What should we call those Of to-
day? PECK.
LAST GEORGETOWN STEAMER.

The last excursion steamer ] re,
member left Georgetown in Juno,
1910. 1t was the steamer Queen Anne.
bound for River View. 1t was under
command of Capt. JAMES BARKER:
first officer. JOHN BITZELL: second
officer, HARDY WHITE; engineer. AL
GUM; Quartermasters, CHARLES
CONNOLLY and JEAN HENDERSON.
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
Turning the Luck.

In Yorkshire, country folk cross
their thumbs ito turn the luck"
should they meet single magpie.
In Scotland a magpie seen near a
dwelling In believed to portcnd
death to one of the inmateA
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
BET'TY's BETTER BATTER.

! Betty Butler bought some butter,
But" she said, this buffers bitter"
II put II in my batter
IL will make my batter bitter
But q bit of better butter
Will make my batter better.
So she bought bit of butter
Better than the bitter butter.
And made her bitter batter better.
so twas better Betty Butler
Bought q bit Of better butter.
4
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
TT Is A DANGEROUS CONDITION,
WORK FOR CAPT. HEADLEY.

Dear Bill Price:
Your II. and S. column and Edi-
torials do so much good for the
city of Washington that feel IT
n duty of mine to request that you
call the attention of Traffic Officer
Headley to the deplorable condi-
ton existing south of the New
Willard Hotel on Pennsylvania
avenue. The men who drive out
instantly without any regard
whatever for others when IL ap-
pears that n fare" IL in sight
should be checked, for sooner or
later there will be a serious col
lision at that point. I had such
a narrow escape there on the sth
that I am nervous yet.
N. X. ROBINSON.
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
FOR SCENARIO WRITER'S.

There are some things the scenario
writers should learn in movie plays:
I, That the clerk who marries q
working girl usually does not eat the
first breakfast of such luxuries as
grape fruit, with cherries, and porter
house steak OF silver plate spread on
an oriental lace tablecloth.
2. That because a fellow buys 800
worth OF stock at so and sells IL at
1914 he is not a millionaire.
2. That couple married ten years
and having several children do not
kiss each other every time they hap
pen to meet. III. NJ. II.
"WIGGLES" wants to know how
long il will take to learn the "Col-
lege Rock" (dance).
when Gladys asked Elizabeth how
far she had gone in school r. told her
she stopped In high school.
Gladvs-How far did you go In
geometry
Eiizabeth--To nouns and pronounA.
EVA C.
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
ONE Is PROBABLY RIGHT.

In The Post I notice that
GEORGE ROTHWELL BROWN
says that cox is running his cam
paign unaided and alone. while
ALBERT FOX declares that WILL
SON has taken entire charge.
May / not suggest that you
merge these two political experts
into a harmonious league Of writer's
30 that cox will know whether he
il going in" or coming out?
w. s. SAMPLE.
The Washington times., 1920-10-09
We TOWNE GOSSIP
I Registered o. & Patent offics.
By K. c. B.
AND SHE thought it a cupboar,
Registered u. & Patent Office

HER HUSBAND told AND SHE thought it cupboard
AND says it's AND 1T just so happened.
AND have his word. ~ THE WAITER there.
SHE'LL NOT be angry. AND 1T wobbled lot.
IF put it AND SHE got some nails.
AND SHE'S just arrived. AND lead paper weight
FROM A little town AND NAILED the waiter.
,> ,v, IA. w.. so 1T wouldn't wobbe.
THE WHENCE he came. xru ~,,ru 'sHr: s'c. Up
AND THEN went back. AM, roox
AND BROUGHT her here. FROM crowded cunbo,rs
AND ON the day. AND PUT it in
THAT SHE arrived. AND THEN. the ianitor
TOOK lei off. q OR SOMEBODY else
TO little flat PULLED ON the rope
THAT WAITED her AND TORE it out
AND LEFT her there AND DRAGGED It down.
AND WENT to work. WHILE SHE stood there
AND HURRIED home. 4ND THEN guessed.
AND SHE was there. WHAT IT was for
WITH REDEEMED eyes, AND SHE cried ali day.
AND SALTY tears Tp.L HER husband came home.
AND 1T appears AND WENT stairs
FROM WHAT he says AND GOT the stuff
THAT WHEN he left AND THAT'S the story
SHE LOOKED about IT'S ALL there is
AND FOUND the hole THERE ISN'T any
WHERE dumbwater is 1 THANK YOU