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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02

krfthr10a1afa La-the Medical name
Tor another dlsease--is full u inter-
est. In this the patient has the ir-
re~isfihie impulse 70 count certain
number ~ times before doing any
thing. one Gaze recorded ts Of girl
WHO had to tap on the edge q the
bed nine times before getting into IT,;
a hundred flme4 before brushing her
teeth; to knock three times on a win
dow rs the side Of the door, and q
similar number Of times 81 the door
Itself before she would unlock it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
NEGLIGIBLE.

"Have all the men in Crimson
Gulch quit drinking?"
"Not all" answered Three Finger
Sam. "But accordin' to the doctors
those who cling to the bootleg stuff
aren't goin' to last long enough to
be worth counting"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Materials in Wren's Nest

The wren carries a lot of material
TO the box or hole cavity In which the
nest Is constructed. If the box in
which wrens are building is a foot
square they will fill it full of material
straw and grass and hair and fiber
Of one kind or another. They do not
use any mad, as the robins do.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
c.. a Source of Dancer.

Cats q great carriers Of disease
germs, and scratches from their claws
are sources Of real danger, as those
claws are generally coated with mass
Of germs which may cause infection,
and for these reasons alone should not
be allowed to associate too intimately
with young children whether the latter
are asleep or awake.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02

A church building, a courthouse and
forty dwellings, that comprise the set
tlement on Pitcairn island, in the east
ern part of the South Pacific, are built
entirely of rosewood. The furniture
Is made of the same rare wood, which
grows plentifully on the island.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Empire Teaches Ten commandments.

In almost every part of the British
empire provision is made for children
to learn the ten commandments in
school hours. A new Zealand circular
urges that "a knowledge of these laws
Is in the interests of character build
ing and good citizenship, and Is also
an aid to good government"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02

Tlmer's father had purchased
hunting dog which he called a setter,
and the boy was greatly interested In
il. After a few days Of observation,
however. he announced: Il don't see
why you call him setter. He never
sits: he's always either standing or
on the run"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02

Song birds may be protected from
cats by winding four or five strands Of
barbed wire around the tree trunks,
Cats have a great dislike for barbed
wire and will not cross it. The wire
will not harm the trees and can be re-
moved when the birds leave.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Charity.

How many things might be tolerated
in peace and left to conscience. had
we but charity, and were it not the
chief stronghold of our hypocrisy to
be ever judging one another.-John
Milton.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02

A man must invest himself near al
hand and in common things, and be
content with a steady and moderate
return, II he would know the blessed
ness Of cheerful heart and the sweet
ness Of a walk over the round earth.
John Burroughs.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Isinoisss in Jspan.

While isiHglass. made from seaweed.
IS prnluced IN every part Of Japan
where climatic conditions are favor
able. Osaka Kyoto and Iyogo are said
TO produce more than two-tbirds Of
the entire amount, about 2,809.207
pounds.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
PoyyerIess KNOWLEDGE.

Gee. but it's a pity a man never can
dispose of his motor experience for
as much as ii cost him. If he could,
what a lot of ready-money guys there
would be running around loose.-Amer-
lean Motorist.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Exclusively American.

The production of maple sugar and
maple strip is purely an American in
dustry, Canada being the only country
other than the United States where
they are made.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Somebody's Ears Are Burning.

Some men will look you straight in
the eye while you dig down in your
pocket to pay for the gas you are us
ing 10 give them Il joy ride to which
they have invited hemselves.-Ameri-
can Mutorist.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02

The joint snake, or glass snake, Is
lhnbess lizard of the southern Unit
ed States, specifically resembling the
snake. 1t is so called from its fra
gility, the tail easily breaking into
small pieces.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
His Seventy. Seventh Resr.

Glnitzen, a merchant of Kiachta has
the reputation Of being the greatest
bear hunter in Siberia. He is eighty
five years old and has just killed his
sev0nty-seventh beaf
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Jud Tunkins.

Jud Tunkins says another cause Of
trouble is the fact that the man who
can make the best speech is not al
ways on the right side Of the argu-
meut.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Extremss Not Suddenly Reached

There is no man suddenly either ex-
cellently good or extremely wicked
bnt grows 50. either as he holds him
salt up 10 virtue or let's himself slide
to yiciousness.-Sir Philip Sidney.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Another Advance in Clothes.

From story: IAN immense over
coat, topped by a soft, very wide
brimmed hat crushed into the pass
age."-Boston Transcript.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
The CHEEKY Doctor.

81 am happy to tell you. Mr.. Bump"
said the eminent Esculapian to the
victim Of the reckless motorist, that
you VIII not have 10 dodge automo-
biles for month or six weeks to
Kansas City Star.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
SINKING Fund.

A fund which is Instituted and in
vested in such way that its gradual
accumulation will enable 1t to meet
and wipe out a debt at maturity is
known as a sinking fund.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Scant Comfort.

one positive service performed by
visiting wife's relatives is eating so
much that there aren't so many left
overs for next day.-OhiO State Jour
nal.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
A SAVER.

"Ts your husband in favor of day
light saving?"
81 think so. He stays out so much
at night that think he'd really pre-
fer not to use any daylight at all"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02

Where there is sincerity, there must
be intelligence; where intelligence is,
It must lead to slncerity.-Chinese
Classics, translated by Rev. David
Collie
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
AS She Saw the Elephant.

Little Catherine, aged four, saw an
elephant at circus for the first time.
Looking at it. she exclaimed: "Oh,
mamma look at the fat horse with a
tail near his eyes"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Worlds Species of Insects.

The most conservative estimate
places the number of species of insects
in existence at 100000, while the
estimate of Riley. the famous entomol-
ogist, Is 100000.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Girls One. Under Lock and Key.

In ancient Athens girls lived in TIE
strietest seclusion till their marriage
kept virtually under lock and key.
They were seldom permitted to leave
their homes. except on some great
festal occasion
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Perfumes the Air.

Violet-scented seaweed grows In
the lakes Of the Manyishlak peninsula,
ID the Caspian sea, and the pleasant
odOr therefrom scents the air for miles
around.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02

Our observation is that folks for
give mans trousers for bagging al
the knees if they bulge at the pockets.
Dallas News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Whew!

Somebody said, "a camel can smell
water seven miles away and some
body else said "And you can smell
camel farther than that Boys
Life.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Let's Do It Here.

In Finland, lawyers, before they can
secure government employment, must
serve as policemen for the purpose Of
gaining practical experience.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
flashed.

A good many scenario writers com
plain that their stories look as if they
had been put through a screen before
being thrown on the screen.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02

Some peoples idea Of sympathy is
to back n poor invalid into corner
and tell him how miserable he is look
ing.-Boston Transcript.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
MADE THEIR WAY TO FAVOR
Words Banned Fifty Years Ago Art
Now by General Consent Reeoe-
nized as Proper.

Most newspapers have an index eX.
purgatorious in which are listed all
the tempting words banned at the
time of its compilation as to bad
usage, remarks writer In the Home
Sector 1t is amusing to read one Of
those lists, drawn up for New York
newspaper so years ago, a long dis
carded list, frowning on such words
as aspirant, bogus, collided, COM
menced 6or begun, employe, endorse
(for approyaD, humbug, ignore, jeop-
ardlze, lengthy, loafer, ovation, post
ed (for inforned), predicate, progress
ing, reliable (for trustworthy, row.
dies, taboo, talented and vicinity (for
neighborhood) Most Of these are now
quite respectable and would have the
freedom even of those newspapers
which once spurned them. Thus, as
ever, do the heresies of today become
the gospel of tomorrow. Thus does
progress march.
1t happens In language, in econo-
mics, in politics. Tomorrow conserva-
tives will be found stoutly defending
the program which yesterdays radicals
drew up. Perhaps an appreciation OF
this fact ought to produce a philo-
sophie calm, but it Is quite as likely to
produce temper And yet it is absurd
to swear at the conservative man as
it Is to denounce the dam in the stream
apd the brake on the engine
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-02
Influence of Lunar Cycle.

Physical and mental alterations are
well marked in chronic invallds 9nd In
the insane. In the case Of a sufferer
from heart disease, with asthmatic
symptoms. a careful record was kept
Of the singularly regular lunar month
ly attacks. The cyclic excitement Of
lunatics has also been studied ny ply
sicians, and in. one of the investiga-
tons it was found that 40 per cent Of
men and 46 per cent Of women in 1888
asylum patients had definite periods of
relapse
The influence of the lunar cycle up
on the prevalence of suicide has been
observed by several investigators
More cheerful Is the evidence that the
phase of the moon affects the marriage
rate. The rhythm of the aptitude for
mental attention is topic of great sig
nifcance in the conduct of life.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01
WIND CAVE NATURAL MARVEL
South Dakota Able TO Boast Of One
Of the Greatest Curiosities
in the World.

Wind Cave National park. South Da-
kota, containing l0.S99 acres. consists
of a series of long. narrow passage
ways having variations in height and
width, and opening into irregular
chambers Ut Intervals. There are
three principal divisions, the first. into
which the entrance descends, being a
long. narrow tunnel leading southeast.
1t extends 800 feet lower than the en-.
trance aud $50 feet below the surface
of the ground above.
The trail then ascends by stairway
TO the upper level OF the cave, and
thence through ether chambers To the
Garden of Eden. the end of this route.
From the crossroads on this division
there is "A branch passage leading TO
the northeast. Here IL joins the third
division, nOrthwcsterly TO the Pearly
Gates. parallel to the entrance passage.
There are several branches. the
largest leading upward into the Fair
Grounds. 100 feet higher than adjoin-
Ing portions of the cave. IL is reached
through a hole In the roof Of "A passage
way. In the game reserve are buffalo.
elk and deer.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01

Caused by
Acid-St0mach

Millions OF peopie-in fact about . out OF
io-euner more or less from Indigestion
acute or chronic. Nearly every case Ia
caused by id-stcm
There are other stomach disorders which
also are sure signs of Observation-Disclosures
ing. heartburn. bioat after eating, food re-
pea.tng, sour. gassy stomach. There are
macy ailments which, while they do not
cause much distress In the stomach itself.
are, nevertheless. traceable to An acid
stomach. Among these are nervousness.
biliousness. cirrhosis of the liver. rheuin"
tism, impoverished blood, weakness. inso'
MIA, m~elancholia and a LONG train of phys
icai and mental miseries that keep the
victims in miserable health year after year.
The right thing to do is to attack these
ailments at their source-ge- rid OF the acid
stomach. A wonderful modern remedy called
EATONIC now makes IL easy TO do this.
one OF hundreds OF thousands of grntefui
users OF EATONIC writes: II have been
troubled with intestinal Indigestion for about
nhe years and have spent quite a sum Tor
medicine, but without relief. After using
EATONIC for a few DAYS the gas and pains
in nv bowels disappeared EATONlC lie just
the remedy l needed"
We have thousands of letters telling OF
these marvellous benefits. Try ana
you, toe, will be just as enthusiastic In is
praise. -.
see box from him today. He will refund
your money II you are not satisfied.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01
Duty Before the World.

Millions of gallant young men have
fought for the new world. Hundreds
of thousands died TO establish II. If
we fail to honor the promise given 10
them we dishonOr ourselves. What
does q new world mean? What was
the old world like? 1t was a world
where toll for myriads Of honest work
ers. men and women. purchased moth
ing better than squalor. penury. anx-
iety and Indebtedness "a world
SCARED by slums and disgraced by
sweating, where unemployment through
the vic.ssitudes Of industry brought
despair to multitudes Of humble
homes: a world where. side by side
with want. there was waste Of the In
exhaustible riches OF the earth. partly
through ign6runce and want of fore.
thought. partly through entres.ched
~selfshness. II we renew the lease OF
that world we shall betray the heroic
dead. We shall be guilty of the basest
perfidy that yer blackened a peoples
fame.--DavId Lloyd George.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01
Missing Something.

Anybody around here who might
buy a little stock?" asked the flashy
stranger.
TITS luck you came to me 6rst," said
Squire Witherbee.
"How's that, sirT'
Everybody around here has bought
a little stock except Inc. That's why
I'm giving you a chance TO catch the
next train out of town instead of call
Ing my boys together and sending a
rush order for a bucket of tar, a sack
of feathers and a good. stout RAIL-
Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01
CRU PY?
II Constipateo, Bilious or
Headachy, take
"Cascarets"

Brain foggy? Blue devils got your
Don't stay sick, bilious, headachy, con-
stipated. Remove the liver and bowel
poison which is keeping your head
dizzy, your tongue coated, your breath
bad and stomach sour. Why not spend
a few cents for q box Of Cascarets and
enjoy the incest. gentlest la~xatiye-ca-
thartic you ever experienced? Cas-
carrots never grippe, sicken or inconve-
nience one like Salts, Oil, CalOmel or
harsh Pills. They work while you
sleep.-Adv.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01

thai I have never had any more such
trouble.
AT one time I became Ill with ONE
thing that the doctors did not seem to
understand. / finally consulted DR..
Pierce by mail. and was wonderfully
helped by the medicine he prepared
and sent me. I'shall always feel very
grateful to DR.. Pierce and his medi-
cines for the benefit received."-A. 8.
Brown, 1882 N. Sth st.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01
Slight Sympathy.

you say you want no government
whatever" said Mr.. Rafferty,.
"None whatever" rejoined Mr.. Do
Ian.
Il hope you get your wish for a min
ute or two. Then can handle YOU any
way I feel like without a chance Of
your calling II policeman"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01
500 Reward. 500

Catarrh Is a local disease greatly infiu-
enced by constitutional conditions. II
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
Is taken internally and acts through the
Blood or the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys.
ten. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
destroys the foundation Of the disease.
gives the patient strength by improving
the general health and assists nature In
doing its work. $4,000 for any case OF
Catarrh n HALLS CATARRH
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
i. J. Cheney q Co., Toledo, Ohio.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01

A. considerable source Of profit ex.
lists lii the feathers of the golden
pheasdht. which are used 10 saIinon
fishing. These birds, which are ma
~fivrS-of GhiHa. y the hardiext or the
pheasant tribe. and are not AT oil,
troublesome to rear In this country
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01
Practicina Law.

The Y-gg-Well, you got me, all
right, mister. i s'pose you're going to
turn me over to the bulls.
The Eminent Counselor-Certainly
not. In that case I'd get only a witness
fee of a dollar. I'm going to be your
attorney. My retaining fee will be this
roll Of bills | found in your vest. Good
night.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01
His Way.

when your clothes become 10 old
and shabby that you are ashamed TO
wear them any longer" asked the Sal
walton Army solicitor. what do you do
with them?"
Wear them I" grimly replied Hostel.
ter Smith.-Kansas City St2s.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01
Biliousness
and Constipation

Muscatine, Iowa.-"I have used DR..
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets for three
years. j have found them pleasant re-
liable and a irst-class medicine for
~biliousness and constipation."-R. B.
Williams, 705 e. Fifth st.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01

saved me q lot Of
S ufferin &. My
blood was in very
bad c ditto n,
which resulted In
my having numer-
u boils. / could
not get them out
OF my system until
I took the Gold
en- Medical Dis
covery' and 1t so
purified NV blood
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01
OLD GARMENTS NEW
WHEN DIAMOND DYED
Shabby, Faded, Old Apparel Turns
Fresh and CoiorfuI.

Don't worry about perfect results.
Use Diamond Dyes" guaranteed to
give a new, rich. fadeless color to any
fabric, whether II be wool, silk, Haen.
cotton or mixed goods,--dresses.
biouses, stockings. skirts, childsea's
coats. feathers-everythingi
Direction Book in package tells how
to diamond dye over any color. To
match any material, have dealer show
you Diamond Dye" Color Card.-Adv.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01

Hearts are very much alike. and all
take lots Of patience TO make them
good and happy.-Louisa NJ. Alcott.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01
Chinese Newspaper in France.

A Chinese weekly newspaper has
been started in Paris by Daniel Flu
for the benefit of the thousands, Of
Chinese sent there to act as labOrers
during the war and who are now en-
pIoyed In reconstruction work. accord
ing to a far eastern information bu-
eau The paper is produced by a
Photographic process, the sheets hav-
lug been hand-written. since it is i'm
possible TO get Chinese type In France.
The paper sells at = cents "A copy, and
~ said to be the first Chinese news
paper produced In France.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01
Not the Rea, Thing.

"What are you crying for. my nttls
man?" II amt crying; this is jDst a
rehearsal"
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01

Shoe manufacturing in Finland,
which was established five years ago.
now comprises q factories.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01

The man who is unable 10 live with
in his income must live without II.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01
BAD BLOOD.
BOILS =.

Davenport. Iowa. - "Dr. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery at one time
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01

Optimistic Thought.
One certain way of beating the am .
is TO raise something beside prices aad
Cain.-Dallas Journal.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-04-01

Rich deposits of potash have been
discovered on, the Island of Sicily.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-02-04
Reimburse the Wine Men.

II appears that the right of vine
yardists and winemakers to reimburse
ment for all losses resulting from ma.
tional prohibition Is to be recognized
by all. There can in fact, be no objection
TO it. for both state and nation en-
outraged that industry by actual APP
preparations up to the last moment.
But we emphstically protest against
this burden or any part OF il being as
sumed by the state or by its people ex-
cent as citizens of the United States
The people Of California never sssented
10 the des ruction Of their wine indus.
trv. All know that had the ratifica-
ton Of the amendment been submit.
ted TO the vote Of the people it would
have been buried beyond hope OF resur-
reetion
And the people Of California must
not nav the damage caused by the &C
ton Of the people of the United States
1. would much more than double ouT
state debt. which is big enough now
On level lands the damage will be
the loss Of the vineyards. which re-
auired years TO grow. On hill lands. IN
addition TO that loss, there Is the df-
ference in the value Of the lands pro
ducing valuable crop and the value
Of the same lands for pasture.
For the winemakers there VIII doubt
less be come salvage in land and struc-
lures. but the good viii Of a business
built up al great expense through many
wears i total loss.
II Is morally certain that the eigh-
tenth amendment j. the last impor-
tant amendment 10 the constitution q
United States which viii be adopted
without = direct vote Of the people
And Il Is By no means certain that
that amendment viii not in the end h
repealed BY such = vote. a. not . mat.
ter for national sct ion a. all TOT
fight has MT iust begun. San Francs
co Chronicle.