The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-12-02

Nlpep. Get ms . box Of cigars in tn
lobby and kesp the change. The DO
J hasitatsd, although . IS hank not
was thrust into his handa FINAL
he stammersd: II would like to &c
you cigars, but we ars short Of boy,
and havs = big route n cover. II
come back when deliver these bul
letins.r With that h left the office
"Are you going to wait until he re
tIsns7r asked customer. "You be
II am,v replied the broker. "In thes'
days it's . pleasure to meet boy
who works for his boss first. Furth-
er more. am going TO put him on The
payroll And he did.
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There's sort Of bump In your
chest" aaid the tailor. paustng in his
measurements, "but we make cloth
ing 70 that you will not realize the
bump il there II know you will"
sighed the customer. That's my
pocketbook in my inside pocket"
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A Sunbury, Pa, man, who recently
became the father Of twins is suing
for divorce ON the ground that his
married life has become intolerable
and burdensome. One wonders what
action he would have taken II they had
been triplets.
These blind ads cause the editor
lots Of trouble. Someone will adver-
tise an auto for sale, please call at
The Index Office" and everybody
thanks We want to sell our ear. Some
woman advertised for . girl to do
homework, and all the girls that do
housework say, "Shs just can't keep
her help" Gsmeone loses : pocket
book and . SO bill. "Findsr please
leave At The Index offics," and every
body says. THAT poor editor ought
TO b. more careful. His family needs
that money be lost"
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A well known girl was one of the
guests 1t . tea held this fall and be-
fore departing left her card on the ia i
BILE with those Of the other guests
That evening when the hostess was
looking over the names left, she came
across one card which had beer used
as = memorandum by the caller. On
one side was written: Get meat for
pup-match blue silk for dress
phone Tillie--tell Mr.-what | think
Of him--Attend that tiresome tea,"
and on the other side-was the name
IF well known girl
Dewey Rose, a dusky private in one
If the Argonne regiments, was on re-
Suddenly he spied
,aH dozen gray-clad figures wear
ng helmets Of unmistakable shape
worm:ng their way toward him.
Gripping his rife firmly, he gave him
,elf up to heartfelt prayer: ooh.
good Lawd, All DON know how you
am feel inclined to'ard dis heah ter
-ifc confiiction. II it be thy will,
.awd, gimme boost, but If thou be
90 proud to fight, jes' look this way
Ind watch dis boy from Alabama
make de world six points safer TO- de-
nocracy.'
The wives Of two factory workers
we're discussing the effect Of prohi-
'ition on their husbands. when
ohm comes home on Saturday noon
'owadays, with his pay envelope and
urns it over to me-" said one, II deals
i'm out 80 cents for spendin' money
nd he spends it on himself" "And
that did he do in the old saloon
avs! asked the other. an them
srrible days." said the first. "when
ohm turned over to me his pay en-
elope on Saturday Moons l used to
I've him so cents for little spendin'
,oney for himself, and soon he'd re-
I'm with can of beer for the two Of
), bless his heart"
l have seen the sea dashed into furyl
nd tossed into spray, and it, gran
eur moves the soul Of the dullest
an; but remember it is not the bill
va, but the calm level Of ~ -,
ON which all heights and dsptAo axo
ensured. When the storm has pass
!. and the hour Of calm settles on the
'ean, whom the sunlight bathes it,
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