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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-03-10
ICE SHOE MADE ADJUSTABLE
Creeper Arranged for Attachment to
Horseshoe to Prevent Horse
From Slipping.

Tho Scientific American in illustrnt-
ing and describing an adjustable Ice
shoe, the invention Of w. II. Norris OF
Nashville, Tenn, says: The object
here Is to provide nm adjustable ice
shoe or creeper arranged for con-
venient attachment tc horseshoe and
the hoof, and designed to prevent the
animal from slipping when walking
on Icy or slippery roads. Further, to
provide a shoe which may be readily
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-03-10

prepared oy tho United States Depart
ment OF Agricultural
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-03-10
Elxlna Money.

The Oldest bank note is In the ASH.
attic museum of PetrOgrad. 1t was is.
sued 1890 b. 9. According to Chinese
chroniclers, bank notes were current
In China 2G0S B. G.. under the name
of flying money" They were probably
written.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-03-10
Gains for 1919 Must Be Figured
Under U. S. LaW---Returns
Due March IS.
LAND SALE PROFITS TAXABLE.
Necessary Farm Expenses May Be
Deducted--Special Form for Farm
lncome-Cash or Accrual
Basis for Computing.

farmer, shopkecper, or tradesman
must figure up his net income for 1919;
and If the farm or business income
plus his other income was sufficient to
plete return must be filed with the col
lector Of internal revenue by March IS.
a farmer should ascertain the gross
income of his farm by computing all
gains derived from the sale or ex-
change Of his products, whether pro-
duced on the farm or purchased and
rcSOld
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-03-10
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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-03-10
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Always ready for use, it takes little
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The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26
ARE THEY NEVER GUILTY.
1t never fail

When a little pamphlet entitled
"The Issues in the C~entralia Murder
Trial" reached The Forum office this
week, and when it proved to be a de-
tense of the l.. w. w. held for the
murder of four American Legion
members, we i%nstinctively looked for
the name of one or more of the Non
partisan league leaders.
Sure enough.
Miss Jeanette Rankin" vice chair
man," was among the officers of the
american Civil Liberties Union"
which published the pamphlet. Miss
Rankin was in Fargo a few days ago
to give a league political speech in
the Sunday evening series being con-
Quoted there.
1t neglected to mention the families
of the four service men who were shot
down in cold blood, and had no sym
pathy for them, but it had a lot OF
sympathy to waste on the murderers
and a lot to say about the way in
which the CELEBRITIES" of the prisoners
were being violated, and the claim that
they didn't have a fair trial.
| Every radical who ever was con.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26
GOOSE

Did you ever hear in the gray of
early morning the "honk, honk" of
wild geese migrating and observe the
directness and swiftness of their flight
through the air-lanes? They travel
fast and without lost motion because
they know where they are going.
What a niagara of energy is vast
ed by men who are going about with
out a definite goal in mind-a hit or
miss helter-skelter sort Of existence,
lacking the joy and inspiration that
comes to those who-however humble
the way they walk-walk it with q
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26

The mems quarters o u e bataeshps r. more luxurious than tho
AdmiraTs quarters of fifty years ago. This is a orne in the reading room
Of the o. s. s New Mexico A big library and complete file Of current maya
zines, as veil al newspapers from IL the large cities, help to take CARGO # any
stormy hours when Jack may lot prefer to be on deck.
A good title Tor this picture would be, "Why boys leave h0na" and the
best part of 1t ID that they cor back real mel.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26

spair. He reads the papers with fear
and doubt. He is convinced that wheth-
err labor yields to capital or capital
to labor there are storms and ship
wrecks bound to come. He has doubts
about the efficiency of u national
political system. He is alarmed at the
activities of the Reds and fears that
anarchy is imminent in this country.
He is a devoted preacher of the
"What's the use" philosophy. He is a
pessimist.
There is no more cause for pessim-
ism today than at any ether period
of our history. 1t is true that we have
strikes and industrial unrest, but these
are more or less the offspring of the
wal and will adjust themselves in due
time. American business was neve
on a more firm basis. Our export
trade is increasing. We can take care
of this trade more efficiently today
than ever before, due to the rapid ex-
pansion of our merchant marine. There
is no excuse for unemployment with
industrial plants throughout the coun-
try in need of labor.
Our government is perfectly able to
maintain order despite the activities
of alien agitators who seek to lead
a part of our citizenship astray with
an anarchistic creed. Neither capital
nor labor will be conceded the right
to tie up industry and commerce so
long as our form of government re-
mains unchanged. Authority over the
community life will not pass from the
regularly elected representatives of the
people into the hands of any group
seeking to exploit the public as a
whole. There is too much intelligence,
too much sobriety of judgment and UNI
Outstanding of economic laws to per-
nit any such eventuality to occur.
We need not be pessimists today.
Let's talk optimism just as loudly as
the fellow with the long face talks
his creed. 1t costs no more to be an
optimist and it pays big dividends in
real contentment in life. The "What's
the use" philosophy is outworn. Let's
substitute for it something construc-
tive-something worth while.
Let's talk the philosophy of the sill
yer lining.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26
faith born of a knowledge that it
leads to some definite and worthy end.
REGULATING NEWSPAPERS.

For some time past there has been
considerable agitation in congress to
regulate the size of newspapers on
account Of the acute print paper sit
uation. Publishers and printers have
had a difficult time of late to secure
sufficient paper for their needs. There
may or may not be considerable prof
iteering on the part of the manufac-
turers and jobbers. The facts are
that papers of all descriptions are out
of sight. So long as the extraordinary
demand continues it is safe to predict
high prices.
The appalling paper waste in the
United States cannot as a rule be laid
at the doors of the newspapers. The
most palpable offenders are the
lie interests, presidential candidates,
financial institutions, relief organiza-
tons paying high salaries to social
ed space grafters, politicians who make
million word speeches in congress and
a formidable array of useless depart
ments in Washington.
This office receives publicity matter
by the box and barrel. We use less
than one-half of one per cent of it by
volume. Most all of it must be edited
and rewritten, and then as a rule it
proves of no interest to subscribers.
1t is safe to say that 80 per cent OF
the thousands and thousands of tons
of publicity received by newspapers
and individuals who can't protect
themselves is just plain bunk. The
government pays for about one-hali
of this waste and then wants to cor
rect the evil by regulating the size Of
newspapers.
Our idea of nothing to do!
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26

young woman to whom he became en-
gaged-then she died.
Later he married a woman who was
a constant burden to him.
Entering politics again, he ran for
congress and was badly defeated.
He became a candidate for the U.
S.. senate and was badly defeated.
He then tried to get an appoint
ment to the United States land Of
flee, but failed.
In 1865 he became a candidate for
the vice presidency and was again
defeated. In 1853 he was defeated
by Douglas.
One failure after another-bad fail
ures-great setbacks. In the face of
all this he eventually became n of
the country's greatest men, if not the
greatest.
When you think of a series, of set
backs like this, doesn't it make you
feel kind of small to become discour-
aged, just because you think you are
having a hard time in life?
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26

victed of any crime from sedition to
murder in the United States, has been
a victim of the SYSTEM" according
to his noisy comrades.
Mr.. Townley himself slandered the
jurymen who found him guilty, and
the judge who conducted the trial.
Kate Richards O'Hare found a de-
fender in our own governor. Run
down the list-the Mcnamara broth
ers, Haywood, Debs, Berger-all of
them. They have been victims of
the system" or "persecuted by the
capitalists" The same wall always
goes up. Surely there must be some
honest judges and some honest jur-
les, and some honest newspapers re-
porting the trials. Surely one of
these prisoners is really guilty oc-
casionally.-Fargo Forum.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26
Your Return, Dan

So you're back from your travels, old fellow,
And you left but a short time ago;
You've hobnobbed with ginger-ale highballs,
Martins and beer, dontcherknow.
1t must have been puffectly stunning
To drink of the old Golden Glow;
Yes, things are about as you left them
In Glasgow a short time ago.
How seems it, you dreamer of cocktails,
Getting back with US dry thirsty blokes;
After resting on shiny, bright rails,
Do you wish to care for our cokes?
Didja like that island Of Cuba?
Say, Dan, didja drink a gin fizz?
I suppose you refused an Havana,
The lips of a bottle to kizz.
But, Dan, on the square, didja see EN-
That bunch that sings "Sweet Adelne?"
Why didntja jump in an show 'em
Your soup cooling voice superfine?
Didja manage a coupla free lunches
To the tune of bewhiskered Bock~beah?
Did the barkeep confide a few lunches
And buy back and call you old deah?
But it's jolly to see you, old fellow,
Come over-we1l P'runa aroun';
We might try a bottle of Pablo
And stir up some echos in town.
Slip over-wel near beer a bitta
And let out a lemonade zip.
Gosh, Dan, l hope you don't gitta
That Bevo disease called the pip.
Sortuva LEnvoi.
If the ryme and the meter
Aren't 'cording to Peter,
hope you will pardon, old dear;
The distance from both .e~
Is accountable most
To Bevo and some ones Near Beer.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26
1t takes mighty little swag to make
some people swagger.
SIGNS OF SPRING.

One of the noticeable signs of spring
about town is the attractive paint dis
play in the window of the Voter
hardware store. 1t brings to mind
that the days of sunshine will soon
be here and with them the necessity
of renovating implanted buildings and
working over neglected interiors with
applications of putty and paint.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26
ARE YOU
this:

Remember THIS:
When Abraham Lincoln was a young
man he ran for the legislature in H.
inois, and was badly swamped.
He next entered business, failed, and
spent seventeen years of his life pay
ing up the debts of a worthless part
ner.
He was in love with a beautiful
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26

Lawyers led the list of persons who
committed suicide in 1919, according
to statistics prepared by the Save
a-Life league. Other professions pre-
served their equanimity by not pre-
tending to understand the law.-Pe-
oria Transcript.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26

Ex-King Constantine wants to sell
the Greek crown. He might dispose
of it to the property-man of some
comic-opera company.-Columbia Rec
ord.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26

The very day the prediction vas
made that "the paper collar is COM
ing back" they went and raised the
price of paper.-Atlanta Constitution.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26

Attorney General Palmer seems to
have scared prices so badly that they
are simply afraid to come down.-Nor-
folk Virginian-Pilot.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26

Come easy, go easy, is the material
used to pave the hills to the poor
house.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26

The chances are that the governor
of North Carolina is saying to the gov
ernor of South Carolina, Lets go to
Cuba!"
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26

A man in St. Louis just got a di-
vorce because his wife hadn't spoken
to him in years. Those kind are hard
to find.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-03-26

The bullet you wasted on a spar
row might have killed an eagle.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-29
Three Tie for Honors
In Final Fencing Round

Three men tied for the honors of
the final round in the national foils
championship of the Amateur Fencers'
League, and incidentally the Olympic
team tryout, at the New York Athletic
Club last night. They were Sherman
Hall, of the New York A. c., the ma
tlonal holder of the title Leo Nunes,
of the same club, and Captain II. NJ.
Rayner. Of the Army Fencers' Club Of
Washington, who were the survivors.
In the ten bouts fenced in the final
each man won eight, but as Captain
Rayner has exhausted his schedule and
cannot improve on his record, Hall has
one bout to fence against ex-Secretary
OF War Henry Breckenridge. of the
Army Fencers' Club, and this will cap
the climax of the tourney at the Hotel
Astor tomorrow night Nunes also
has one bout to fence, and that is
against W. H. Russell, Of the Boston
"A. A., who is tied with two others for
second place with seven wins. They
are Henry Breckenridge and Arthur II
Lyon, of the Fencers' Club.
AS TAR as place on the Olympic
team is concerned Nunes is out of il
as he is not an American citizen.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-29
Penn to Row Yale on
New HOusatOnic Course

Jew HAVEN, April 2s.-The Yale
graduate rowing committee has Off
cially designated the Housatonic River
course, over which Yale beat Columbia
in two races last Saturday, as the Yale
course, and announcement was made
to-day that Pennsylvania will row the
Blue there next year. 1t is assumed
mere that Columbia will again row
ale on this course, and in addition eff
fort is being made to have Cornell and
Princeton meet Yale in a triangular
regatta there next spring.
Coach Guy Nickalls. in confirm
ing the arrangement for Yale Penn
sylvania race, Said that the meeting of
the two universities on the water will
alternate between the Schuylkill and
the Housatonic. The PENNSYLVANIA
race next spring probably will be
right after Easter
New-York tribune., 1920-04-29
Athletics Hold
Red SOx to Draw
In thinning Game

PHILADELPHIA, April 2s.-Dark-
ness stopped the game between the
American League teams Of Boston and
Philadelphia here to-day in the four
teenth inning, with the score to T..
Kinney's wildness and errors by
Dykes helped the visitors to lead in
the early innings, but Jones weakened
and only sensational fielding by Fos-
in the seventh and eighth. Doubles
by Welch and Perkins tied the score
in the latter inning.
Boston had two on bases with none
out in the twelfth, but Martin struck
out Hooper, McNally and pinch hitter
Devine
The score.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-29
Local Club to Develop
Champion Heavyweight

NEW ORLEANS, April 2s.-Tcx
O'Rourke. Of New York, representing
the International Sporting Club, which,
according to C'Rourke. pla.s to de-
velop q "really representative Ameri-
can champion heavyweight boxer, left
here to-day for Bogalusa, La, to Sc
lect several lumbermen for training.
The club, O'Rourkc said, proposes to
select number Of promising candi-
dates from among the five strenuous"
Observation-Disclosures steel manufac-
turing, shipbuilding, mining and farm
ing-take them to training camp
near New York, pay their expenses and
salary at least 20 per cent greater
than they formerly received, and train
them for year. At the end of that
time, series of elimination contests
viii determine the champion.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-29
Wet Grounds Again Prevent Local Contest
Walter johnson to Entertain
Fans at the Polo Grounds
Frank Frisch Rec0vers
Rapidly and Yearr,s
To Get Into Game

RANK FRISCH, the Giants SEN
sational third baseman, who un-
derwent an operation for appended
tbs on Monday, showed a remarkable
improvement last night, and he is
rapidly gaining strength. The
youngster is aching to get back in
the game. but it will probably be ten
days or two weeks before he will
even be permitted to leave his bed.
Frisch is in hopes that he will be
able to work out with his team
mates when they return from their
Western trip on May 27. However.
he will undoubtedly remain out of
the regular lineup until the latter
part of June.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-29

Blue and White
Players Blank
Maroon, 2 to O
Meany, Winning Teams Star
Twirler, Allows Bronx
Collegians Only Four Hits

Columbia moved stride nearer the
baseball championship of the city by
taking Arthur Devlin's Fordham nine
into camp at South Field yesterday
afternoon. The final score was to 0.
Meany held the visiting hittters to four
bins,> g.. Columbia took the lead in the
third frame and held it until the end
A crowd that rivaled the Harvard
throng of last Saturday in point Of
numbers was on hand for the first
battle between the traditional rivals.
A good sized contingent made the
journey from Fordham to make sure
that the maroon clad players got their
share of support, and the Columbia
section was crowded There was more
rivalry between the two stands yester-
d.. than there has been at any other
game at South Field this year.
The Fordham players were woefully
weak at the bat and were completely
baffed by Meany's curves. Devlin's
make shift infield, which includes an
at second, did not give Mcnamara good
support. Finn S error in the third in
ming paved the way for Columbia's
victory.
Mcnamara. the pitching star of the
Bronx institution, made brief but
costly ascent in the third round. and
before he came down to earth Colum-
bia had settled the issue. Weinstcin
singled along the third base line to
start the inning, but was forced at
second when he loafed on Wenstein's
clean hit to center. Tedford smashed
a bingle to center, advancing Wechsler
to second base.
Houlahan then grounded sharply to
Lefevre. who threw to Finn in an at
tempt to cut off Tcdford at the key
stone sack. The Fordham nfielder,
however. muffed the throw and Ted
ford was safe. With the bases full.
Acke ermann slashed high drive off
Keoughs upraised glove, and Wechsler
AMI Tedford tailed with the only two
runs of the contest
Halloran and Lcfevre walked for
Fordham in the ninth, with one out,
bu. Meany famed keough and Dono-
van flied out to Hauck. The tall Co
lumba right-hander registered twelve
strike-outs He also pitched splen-
did game against Harvard last Satur-
day and limited the Crimson batters to
two safetes.
The score
New-York tribune., 1920-04-29
Speakers Wonder
Catch Wins Game
For the Indians

. CLEVELAND. April 2s.-Managcr
Speakers catch of Jackson's drive with
two on in the seventh inning, the
greatest catch ever seen on the Clcve.
land grounds and admitted by Speaker
to be the greatest in his career, allowed
Cleveland to make it two straight from
Chicago to-day, to a. The defeat sent
Chicago into third place.
Kerr was knocked out of the box in
the first inning. Wilson. who replaced d
him. was effective, but Cleveland
punched hits with two passes in the
sixth and scored the tying and winning
runs, Jackson's home run having put
Chicago in the lead in the fifth inning.
The score
New-York tribune., 1920-04-29
McCalmont's Tetratema
Wins English Classic

LONDON, England, April 28.-MajorD.
,McCalmont's Derby favorite Tetratema,
by the Tetrarch Scotch Gift, won the
Two Thousand Guneas, the first of tro
English three year-old classics, at the
Newmarket races to-day. W. Rap
haeIs Allenby finished second and Sir
+. Paget's Paragon was third.
For months past heavy wagers have
been laid on Tetratema to win this
years Derby, which will be run at
Epson Downs on Wednesday. June 9
New-York tribune., 1920-04-29
Chicago Club Requests
Transfer of Magee Suit

CINCINNATI, April 2s.-The Chicago
National League Baseball Club to- dav
filed petition requesting that the
suit against it, Of Lee Magec, former
Cub outfelder, be transferred from
the Common Pleas Court to the United
States District Court here
The removal is asked on the grounds
that Magee is citizen of Ohio and
,he ,f ofhclals of the club live in Illinois.
Magee is suing for $4,000 damages. al
leglng that he has been barred from
playing baseball.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-29

Totals .36 II "a ls Totals M 90 5 81 81
"Batted for Wilkinson in ninth inning.
Chicaeos -. l % % 0 o-4
Cleveland ? 0 x-5
Two base hit-~Jourdan Three-bas hits
DSchalk, Wood. Home run-Jackson.
stolen base-Weaver Sacrifices--E. Col
Inns, Rsberg. Double play-Felsch and
Lourdan. Left bases-Chicago, Z
Cleveland. 5. Bases on balls-OT Kerr.
inning of Wilkinson. 6 in g. Hit by
pltcher-By Wilkinson (O'NeilD struck
out.By Wilkinson. !; by Bagby, 2 Wild
pltch-W nk nson Losing pitcher-Wilkin-
son son pres-Ei debraad and Evans
New-York tribune., 1920-04-29
Ball Games Washed Awav

NEW HAVEN. Conn. April 28.-Rain
scored hrst IN the Eastern Baseball
League on this, the scheduled opening
day Its chief Accomplishment was to
knock out every game on the card and
make managers, players and the "fans"
wonder when the first game can be
called. Pittsfield has planned for Fri
DAY as the day to unfurl the 1919 cham
pionshiD banner
New-York tribune., 1920-04-29
Girls Only to Compete
In Athletic Meet Here

An all-girls athletic meet will be con-
Quoted by the ladies' auxiliary Of the
Morningside Athletic Club at Macombs
Dam Park, the Bronx, or Sunday morn
ing. May 23. it was announced last
night. The games viii be open 10 girls
Of ali clubs and colleges in the city
A special 100 yard dash S on the pro-
gram and girls from colleges in this
city will be invited to try to break The
worlds record for girls Of y As sec
onds. Mrs. Jesse Patton, wife Of the
president Of the Morningside A. c., will
direct the games
New-York tribune., 1920-04-29
Hickey Fines Hendricks

CHICAGO, April %. Presiden4
HicAcy Of the American Association to-
day fined Jack Hendricks, manager Of
the lndianapolis club, S40O and sus-
pended him for ten days for causing
the game with Louisville last Sunday
10 be forfeited in the seventh inning.
Tho game broke UP in disorder when
the spectators began hurting cushions
on the field and 1T was necessary to
call the police.