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Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10

CONNIE and her nurse we're taking
Othe air out in the square. Nurse hao
her knitting and Connie had her anf-
NAL spirits. Suddenly Connie started
to run away across the square atter
butterfly. Nurse frowned immedi-
ately.
Connie. come back here!' she com.
manded. "Now don't you go running
away. You stay right here!' ,....
Connie came back--about three steps,
then with n gurgle Of delighted laughter
she turned and ran away again, look =
ing back with mischievous smile TO
see IL nurse would chase her. AS usual
nurse would. Putting away her work
with an impatient sigh. she started ID
pursuit. Connie giggled g'eetuliy ana anu
hid behind bench. Nurse stooo stili
and stamped her foot. .,
Come right here to me-, she ex !,
claimed. "I'll tell your mother about
you aud get her to whip you good ana and
hard. Now you come right back here
and sit down. get tired to death run, :,
ming after you. You stay right here.
OF course 1t wasn't more than hVe
or ten minutes before Connie was chas-
ing something else. probably rain =
bow, to Judge by her impish expression;
not forgetting to look back now and
then and encourage nurse to chase her
Ry the end of the afternoon nurse was
worn out and she thought 1t was on
account of the badness OF Connie.
OF course in one way " was Con e
MES badness that had tired her. out
But the badness was her own tault;
Connie wouldn't have been halt so PAD
IL il hadn't been so much fun to make
nurse mad. She lost her patience so
easily and was so funny when. she got
diynitied that Connie really felt per
fectly justified IN making her perform
You cant blame Connie, either.
rJNHE whole trouble really was that
J. nurse has chosen the wrong way to
earn her living. She had probably not
been trained for anything and had nc
special talent. She thought the posi- .
ton of child's nurse sounded easy and
so she tried 1t, but she had never cared
or known much about children and she
never in the world would be fitted for
that position. She was not long on
son who is impatient can never hope tc
have any success with children. cspe-
cially If she has no great love for them
There are SO manv calls on that i'm
patience in work with children.
OF course when girl has neither
training nor talent and vet must carr
her living she takes what offers aud does
the best she can. Yet there are Ger
tain things to be considered even IL
work that does not require training oi
talent. If. for instance, you can put
two and two together successfully, but
find il utterly impossible to decide In
hurry that eighteen added to then
makes twenty or twenty three or what
ever it does make. you wouldn't think
of becoming a clerk in bank. If yoI
hate the sight of a needle and thrcaC
and have only the vaguest idea of how
dress is put together YOU wouldn 7
make a very good dressmaker or evel
a dressmakcr's helper. If YOU are no
fond of order and neatuess you wouldn 7
do at all as a filing clerk. Every kline
of position requires interest and under
standing even if it doesn't demand
training or talent.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10
Salt for the Bath

TO the Editor Of Wcmun's Page:
Dear Madam--I am a constant reader
of YOUR page and am asking you for
little advice. AS I am In Ill health
and have been advised to take SAT-
baths. is il possible to obtain sea salt
and would a bath prepared In this man
ner have the same effect as the natural
salt water? 1t Is impossible for, me to
20 to the shore. Kindly advise Inc
where ! can buy the sea salt.
A READER
You can buy this sea salt for the bath
AT the drug stores. It Ia satd TO be
almost as healthful as the ocean useit'
although, of course the sea air has a
great deal to do with the healthfulness
of the seashore. But. | am sure, you
will be benefited by using the. sea salt
II you are taking the salt baths.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10
Please Tell Me
. 49, What to DO
Wants to learn gnol,sh
BY CYNTHIA

:, Dear Cynthia--I am young Scan
dlnaNtan, twenty-five years of age, and
recently came to this country. OF
course, do not speak or understand
this language very we'll, but should like
TO learn II In the shortest possible time.
l nave no friends and no relations on
this side, and ] arrived in Philadelphia
fourteen days ago. Can you, dear Gym
tbia. tell me the best way TO learn the
English language? am working all day
and do not feel like sitting inside all
evening to read, read and read. I am
promised splendid position in the eN.
port trade 5s soon as I am capable of
the language. Maybe an introduction tn
a Leap Year Girl will help me a good
deal, and profit and pleasure can he
Joined
Thanking you in advance for advice,
which hope will be seen in your paper
L. N. ].
Your English is quite advanced al
ready, and you will learn more quickly
by talking with those around you every
day than in any other way. .
There arc business schools and sum.
mer school courses in English which
you might attend. Cynthia cannot
bring about introductions betweenwriters
10 the column.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10
Old Tunes

Oh. what I feel through a patchwork
quilt.
Faded by years.
--Sougs from dead lips, love. made
tunes Tilt.
And here some tears.
There a white patch, love that frock
built =
Oh, the. shy fears!
The tirsf baby's wrap-a party dress,
All, wondrous dreams.
And then u black square, at home
one less,
All told in seams.
Poverty, patience and sorrow confess
In hand sewn themes.
Pinks, plaids, deep 'orange, found
spot to stay
As their maker dreamed in, that other
day
Green, bluel black, yellow, all of you
built
BY hands now still-in patchwork
quilt
katharine Haviland Taylor, in
Today's Housewife.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10
The Question Corner
InIn,. InnIIiriaS

What new type of drop stitch
stockings eau be worn even after
1t develops runpers?
When man is introduced to
girl at a dance is he obliged to ask
her to dance?
What is the most satisfactory
kind of kitchen table for wear.
cleanliness and appearance?
When the inside OF the heel of u
shoe is worn into a large hole
which cuts the stocking, how
may it be coveBed at home:
What is a pretty color combina.
tion for a nCgligee:
How should the trunk or chest III
which winter blankets and clothes
are to be stored for summer be
washed before being used:
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10
CONNIE,S NURSE WAS TIRED
FROM LOSING HER PATIENCE
She Thought IL Was account Of Connie Badness o"' 4"
Vas Really Because She Vas Nerer meant 70
Be ChdS Nurse ,...

Unless your work interests you you
won't he n success at It. If you know
before YOU start it that It will have no
special appeal to you but that it's just
something at which you can make
money, YOU might just as well give u up
NOW instead Of waiting until you have
fried IL and failed.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10
Vanilla WATERS

Vanilla Waters
Place in a mixing bowl
Three quarters cup Of sugar,
l'oR of firO eggs.
FOur tablespoons of butter.
Cream we'll. Now Bdd
Ore Gun Of Sittcd -four,
nur teaspoon of baking powder.
Four tablespoons of rnter.
Fyur tablespoons Of rdniltd cr'rnct
Beat to mix aud then add
STMy beaten rhite Of tco cagS.
Drop from teaspoon on creased and
Toured baking pan. three inches apart.
Rake in moderate oven eight minutes.
Lift from pan With cake turner to pre-
vent breaking.
Dear Nre. Wilson Will YOU
kindly. ~ll me what ] can do with
Jelly that is 20 hard ] cannot get it
out of the glasses? Also, how can
put il to use, like spreading it on
bread or using it for filling of cake:
MRS. J. Fl.
Ovcrrooked Jelly is seldom satisfac
tory. Try standing glasses in cold
water in pan aud heating until jelly will
turn from glasses. In saucepan, add
four tablespoons OF water 10 eocc giaSs
and heat to blend thoroughly. Then
refill glasses and let cool. This may
then be used for cake filling, etc.
Dear Mrs. WiIsou-Would YOU
kindly advise how to make a nice
cream chocolate filling? Mine always
turns ont hard and brittle.
Mrs l.. W.
Place i'll a saucepan
1hrce- quarters cup of SrUP,
Our-bnH cup Of wntcr,
Three Iercl tablespoons of COrrSf0rch. 8.
Iour IcreL tablespoons Of cocoa.
stir to dissolve cornstarrh. Bring TO
boil, Cook for five minutes.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10
SATURDAYS Answers

a home. made polish made Of lin
seed oil, turpenrlne and beesWax.
an ounce to a pint of liquid, is
good for leather furniture, The
oil should be boiled before the
other ingredients are added.
Cherry stoncs can be piled into az
old salt bag TO make . bean bag
for the children.
a striking trimming for the net
evening gown is wide border
made of four narrow double
ruff1es of taffeta.
Shoulder straps of glove silk
slauted to tit the shoulders are
cold for camiSoles.
New muffin tins should be CREASED
well and dried slowly in the oven
before using for the first time iu
order to prevent rust.
The narrow hair brush with stiff
bristles is best for the woman with
listless, fiat hair, as this stirs up
the scalp and stimulates the hair,
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10
The WOn1dn,S
EXCHANGE
To naroken. Hearted,

Your letter has been answered twice
before: The only person who can pos
sibly help you with your problem is a
doctor. Tell her just what you wrote
and she will give YOU the information
you are asking for. No one but a doctor
could tell you this
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10
Cannot Comply With Request

rr,ere,tcd-O II. W.--Cynthia is
sorrv TO refuse your request, but she
has made II a positive rule that she
cannot bring about introductions be
tween readers OF the column, and she
cannot break that rule.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10
Cleaning Handbag

70 The Editor Of Fomdn'S PAGE; .... q.
Dear Madam--Flease, let me know
how 10 clean a brown leather handbag.
II has a number of scratches and
would like TO know II there is anything
that will make them disappear
.. NJ. 4. r.
Use o prepared leather-shoe cleaner
for your handbag Rub It cTer with
iirseed oil afterward This will make
the scratches less conspicuous. But
there is nothing that viii entirely re-
move them. t....-.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10
4 Daily Fashion Talk by Florence Rose


TT is characteristic of the smartly
1 dressed New York woman that when
she comes across u good idea iu the
dress realm she does not quickly or
willingly part with il. So over and over
again the man or woman who CANDLES
on the odds that women will be through
with some certain fad within a season
loses out sadly. Fashion is fCkle in
many ways and fashionable women are
quite eager for smart novelties but
when certain fabric pushes itself to
the front, as gingham did two summers
ago. and women find it to their liking
they don't drop it with the end of that
season simply because it has tourished
for d season.
Now with the beginning of the season
some people predicted an enormous
vogue for English prints. so called
others said that it was to be a great
season for Irish linens: il for no other
reason than because they were scarce.
But though these fads did materialize.
giugham was. certainly not pushed to
the wall and you will find several
sometimes many--uew sngham frocks
in the wardrobes Of well dressed women
this spring and summer.
Here is d gingham frock that Ger
tainly does not suggest the workaday
frock that we once associated with the
very uame eingham The fact is that
the finer ginghams are being made up
| into smart afternoon frocks now and
so silky and we'll dyed are they that
women are willing to wear them for
afternoon occasions in way that would
certainly not have been accepted sea :
son or so ago. Corn color and blues are
combined in the plaid. while pure white
orga ndie forms the collar and veStee.
Rnrhes of the gingham trim the sides
! of the skirt. accentuating the bouffancy
that is to be found still in many of the
smartest fro"ks.
Copyright 1920. by Florence Rosel
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10

GipgI,am is made SO attractively
nowadays that Il Is worn in the
afternoon as much as in the morn.
ing. Ruches Of the material trim
tins frOck on the hips and the. el.
bow sleeves. White organdie
forms the collar and vest. The
hat Is made OF linen with a bow
or velvet ribbon
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10
lronlnq Ponoee

To the Editor OF Wor,or's Pace: o..
Dear Madsm--Should pongee dress
be ironed on the right or wrong side?
&, l.. F, A.
4 pongee dress should be ironed on
the wrong side so that the unevenness
of it's weave, which is II principle fea-
ture, will be brought out Ironing on
the right side Is apt TO make 1t Hat anu
SHINY looking. e. " .''
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10
Making Orer

Don't forget that you can clean your
supburncd straw hat at home quite
easily. Scrub it thorough hly first with
warm water and pure white soapsuds.
Then make a mold for it by padding Il
bowl or tin can or something round
turued upside down and put il out ~
the sun. If it is badly discolored
il bleach. You can do this with Il
maus straw hat. too.
If your hat is perfectly good. but
Just bit wobbly aud weak as to shape
and stamina, get out your ironing
hoard. Put wet cloth inside the crown
Of the hat aud iron it dry with a child $
small iron. Place it on its side on
the edge of the board and roll It along
TO do the sides of the crown. The brim
should be- iroupd on the under side,
placing the wet cloth on the hat under
the iron. This makes it stiff enough to
last until damp day, at least.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10
Mrs. Wilson
AnsWerS Queries

Dear Mrs. Kindly furnish
me With a rcripc for making vanilla
waters.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10

MOT only does Vogue show fashions in this
~ number-fashions for the cool days of late
spring in town, and the hot days of early sum.
mer in the country-clothes for street, country
club, or evening wear
TT also takes up authoritatively and exhaus.
l. lively the correct social usage for the sum-
mer hostess.
TT you are giving dinner, and are not precise
i as to some point Of invitation or etiquette
if you are to entertain house party and are not
sure how far usage has sanctioned informally,
this number of Vogue will tell-and give you
suggestions for amusements and menus besides.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-05-10

To the Editor OF wor,or'e Pace:
The Jewish monitor. (Fort Worth-Dallas, Tex.) 191?-1921, 1920-10-01
Prominent Leaders to Tour Country
for Judaism.

uicu PIoHnincHI JcWS, DuSlHeSS IHtH,
bankers, educators, and philanthro-
pists, headed by julius Rosenwald,
Mortimer L. Schiff Congressman
julius Kahn, and others Of interna-
tional note, will start on November
9TH on a forty day tour Of the prin-
cipal cities Of this country to bring
the message Of rejuvenated Judaism
to the Jews Of America, and to talk
Of the aims Of the Union Of Hebrew
Congregations, TO revive the spirit
Of Judaism. The "Flying Squadron"
is the first gun in a $3,5O0,000 cam
paign which is being launched by the
Union for the support Of the Hebrew
Union College at Cincinnati, for the
extension Of synagogue activity AMI
Jewish education throughout the
country, and for the protection Of the
Jews civil rights throughout the land.
Two hundred cities are included in
the itinerary Of the flying squad
rom" and every state Of the union
from California to Massachusetts will
be covered. Montreal will be visited in
December. Mass meetings will be held
in every city. These meetings will be
purely educational and the foremost
Jewish men Of the country will set
forth the spiritual needs Of Israel in
America, appealing particularly to
the young people Of the Jewish faith
to revive and restore Judaism and to
help Jew and Gentle to a realization
Of Judaism's contribution to Ameri-
can life and thought.
"There has been an awakened inter-
est in the communal responsibility on
the part Of the Jewish YOUTH" Mr..
Nanny Strauss, chairman Of the Ad-
visory Committee Of the campaign
said today in announcing the plans Of
the "flying squadron" "The youth Of
today is fast falling in the line left
vacant by his parents, taking their
places not only in business, but also
in the management Of communal AZ
fairs. Young men are more active
than ever before in politics, and phil
anthropy and It is to the youth Of
America that we look to make our
program a success. To them our ap.
peal for a revival of the traditional
spirit Of Israel Is made"
Explaining the purpose Of the
Unions campaign to raise $S,5OO,0O0
for ten years expansion program
Mr.. ]. Walter Freiburg, President,
said:
ave desire to prevent the lapse OF
public sentiment or Legislation into a
state Of unfriendliness to the Jew.
The Jewish problem in America, as
elsewhere, Is a problem Of preserving
the Jewish contribution to the worlds
thought and feeling through the sur
vival Of the Jew. The Jewish problem
is therefore a three-fold problem en-
bracing education, protection and or
ganization.
"The Jew and non-Jew must be ed
ucated to appreciate this contribution.
Jews need to be organized into a re-
ligious communion. We are still or
ganized as a fraternity. Our propa-
ganda Is to awaken Jewish spirit in
America, to revive interest in the He
The Jewish monitor. (Fort Worth-Dallas, Tex.) 191?-1921, 1920-10-01
THE UNION OF AMERICAN
HEBREW CONGREGATIONS

Israel, and America may appreciate
Israel's enrichment of her life and
ideals"
Among the members Of the flying
squadron who will cary this message
are: d. Ellis, l.. Kerstein and F. vor-
enberg Of Boston; Judge J. Bremen,
M. B. Schmidt, M. Steinbrink, Of
Brooklyn; T. Hofeller and H. Willie Of
Buffalo; NJ. Friest and A. v. Williams
Of Charleston, S. c.; /. Cohen, N. Her.
zog B. NJ. Engelhard, ]. Rosenwald,
j. Schnadig and c. Weinfeld of Chi.
cago; Morris Westheimer, A. M. Co.
hen, o. Berman, R. Mack, A. Mack,
VIM. Ornstein, E. Pollak, NJ. Heason-
good, S. S. Strauss and L. Wise of
Cincinnati; Fred E. Bruml, A. Leven-
thai, B. Lowenstein and B. Mailer of
Cleveland; S. Lazarus and Max H.
Rieser, Of Columbus, o.; |. Hirsch of
Cumberland, Md; j. X. Hexter and
A. L. Kramer Of Dallas; Harry Leh-
man Of Dayton, Ohio; NJ. Samish Of
Des Moines; Milton NJ. Alexander and
!. Goldberg Of Detroit; L. d. Frei-
berg, H. d. Fuerst and NJ. Krohngoli
Of Akron; C. NJ. Stern and S. Rosen-
dale Of Albany; |. Schoen Of Atlanta;
NJ. Schwatz and G. Fork Of Ell Paso;
NJ. Schaffner and |. Sobel of Erie, Pa;
S. Ichenhauser and !. Salm Of Evans
vile, Ind; II. Gernsbacher Of Fort
Worth; E. Stenberger Of Greensboro;
Felix Kahn Of Hamilton; o. NJ. Fred
lander and ]. Lyman Of Hazleton,
Pa; G. G. Altman Of Helena, Ark;
Maurice Hirsch and Maurice Epstein
Of Houston; NJ. Bob Of Huntington,
W. Va; G. A. Efroymson and S. Kiser
Of Indianapolis; D. Benjamin of Jack
sonville; j. L. Loire, AL C. Wormser
and 7. Lyons Of Kansas City; Chas.
Mayer and r. p. Pepperberg Of Lin
coin, Neb.; NJ. Newmark or Los An
geles; |, W. Bernheim and B. S.
Washer Of Louisville; NJ. Michael Of
Macon, Ca; E. Gates Of Memphis; A.
L. Salzstein and c. l.. Aaons Of Mil
waukee j. We'll and |. H. Reuben OF
Minneapolis; l.. Schdartz Of Mobile;
Maxwell Goldstein Of Montreal; Ma
than Cohn Of Nashville; Herman L.
Karpeles Of Newark; Harry w. Asher
Of New Haven, Conn; Daniel p. Hays,
N. II. Levi, F. L. Guggenheimer, NJ.
l.. Schiff, NJ. L. Schallek, Ludwig Vo.
gelstein, BENZ. Altheimer and Max j.
Kohler Of New York City; Moe Levy
Of Norfolk; Leon Levy and G. A. Paul
Of Oklahoma City; NJ. Simon Of Pa
dueah, KY; A. Wolf OF Philadelphia;
Sam L. Levine and B. B. We'll Of Pine
Bluff, Ark; NJ. Rauh, A. J. Sunstein
and A. Leo We'll Of Pittsburgh; VIM.
Newcorn and II. Schwed Of Plainfeld.
N, j.; B. Feinberg, II. Schneider and
DR.. Leo L. Schiff Of Plattsburgh, N.
Y; Mrs. Caesar Misch Of Providence,
R. l.; VIM. Perlstein Of Raleigh; f. I.
Kaufman and L. J. Sondheim Of Read
ing Pa; S. Hassenbush and II. Block
Of st. Joseph, Mo-; S. ]. Russack and
E. Mayer Of st. Louis; Hon. ]. Kahn.
H. L. Mayer. J. c. Altman, Judge I.
NJ. Golden and Col. Harris weinstock
Of San Francisco; N. Eckstein and
Emanuel Rosenberg Of Seattle,
Wash; G. NJ. Salzer Of Springfield;
F. A. Levy Of Syracuse; H. A. Kauf-
"A r. H.--.L "A
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-12
American Legion

A number of national officers of the
American Legion will attend the con-
vention of the Indiana department at
Vincennes, June % and 20, according
to an announcement at Legion ma
tiona1 headquarters at Indianapolis
Among them will be Lemuel Bolles,
adjutant; Robert H. Tyndall, treas
urer; Russell G. Creviston, director of
organization, and George H. Rennick,
assistant adjutant Franklin D'Olier,
national commander, will take part in
the program.
A total of sos delegates will attend
the convention, l.. Russell Newgent,
state adjutant announced Several
hundred Legion members, not accred-
tied delegates, are expected to attend.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-12
III NEXT WEEK AT THE ~
i HE A TERS

OF whim carry the lovers through a
series of clashes until real under
standing is reached.
The scenario for this colorful pic
ture was written by no less person
than J. w. Hawkes., Goldwyn's seen
ario editor, who would not trust the
adoption Of this famous stage play
to anyone else. The supporting cast
for 1.-The Woman and the Puppet" In
cludes Lou Tellegen, Geraldine Farr-
ars husband, Christina Pereda, the
we'll known Spanish dancer, Macy
Harlan, Milton Ross and Nine. Rose
Dion. a pupil of the famous Sarah
Bernhard.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-12

Walter Farraud, 1923 Springfield
Ave, Irvington, N. J., writes: My back
ached continuously, as did my wife's."
After taking Foley Kidney Pills we
were surprised with the quick results.
I recomend Foley Kidney Pills to any
one who has kidney or bladder trouble"
They help rid the blood OF impurities
that cause rheumatic pains. swollen,
aching and stiff joints and muscles and
other symptoms of kidney trouble. For
sale by A. G. Luken g. Co, $50 Main ST
advertisement
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-12

ELKS OFFER ENTERTAINMENT
SERIES FOR NEXT WINTER
For the entertainment of the Elks.
their families and friends, Richmond
Lodge of Elks, No. $40, will offer six
features this fall and winter, begin
ming in October, when the Jubilee
Singers will appear at one of the local
theatres.
Other numbers on the program are
Toots Paka Hawaiians, June Ellworth
Concert, Sipher Schwartz Concert COM
pany. Warwick Male Quartette and
Sarah Wilmer, a dramatic artist.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-12

You will increase the length of life and improve your
if you laugh heartily whole village hired give rural
mosphere in THE GROCERY CLERK coored man turns
white and wife turns black before your eyes, and many
other things occur in this rip-roaring comedy :,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-12

the fiery Far in the part of
amazingly
could portray the wlful
moods unyed
the bursts of coquery the antang glmpes
that warmth
Carmen" the operate stage
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-12
The Funniest Things You Ever Saw

The funniest things you saw are packed in
this comedy. THE GROCERY CLERK goes on
a rampage and wrecks the store. The boss turns
black and then white. The cat does the shimmy
An auto explodes, but the occupant continues to
smoke peacefully, although his clothing is ripped
to shreds. The cracker thief gets into trouble
The cheese walks away. LARRY SEMON slides
for life and thousand other things happen in
this comedy, THE GROCERY CLERK"