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Possibly an Experience Like Mr..
Browns Would Have Shattered
His Reputation for Patience.

Filled with pride, Mr.. and Mrs.
Brown started out for drive in
their new motorcar. Mrs. Brown
was hoping the neighbors were watch
ing, but her husband was too busy
steering TO hope about anything.
Alack Before they reached the
end of the road the car stopped.
and stayed that way with n mule
like persistency. Mr.. Brown tried
every lever and handle in turn. Then
he got down from his seat and began
to investigate.
Presently he lay down and crawled
underneath the car until only his
number mines were left visible. In n
few moments the car gave a sudden
jolt and then stopped, and n terrible
flow of language, more forcibIe than
polite. became audible.
"Oh. John" exclaimed the wife. in
Mortified tones, don't swear sol Have
patience, like job did"
"Joh," shrieked Mr.. Brown, in a
stifled voice. JOB would have sworn.
too, If he'd been underneath this
beastly car with his mustache caught
In cogwheeI."
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A Good Ice House, Well Filled, is a
Real Asset to the Modern Farmer.

tion to the ice loss from melting; and
the type of house to he built depends
upon these factors. II never pays to
build permanently In other than II sub
stnnuul manner, and careful thought
should he given the matter before
erecting Il cheap makeshift that will
not give adequate service.
Various types of ice houses, how Ia
build them, and other phases of the
subject arc discussed in Farmers Bull
letin 1O7S, Harvesting and Storing
Ice on the Farm" which can he OBJ
tanned free of charge from the United
States department of agriculture.
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HOT CROSS BUNS.

Eating hot cross buns on Good Fri
day Is an old custom, dating hack to
he early centuries. All manner of
superstition seems to attend the GUS
ON. One is that the eating of buns
IN Good Friday protects the house
from fire. Another. that hot cross
ouns hung up in the kitchen Will in
zure prosperity for the coming year.
1ot cross buns baked on Good Friday
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"Cold In the Head"

10 an acute attack of Nasal Catsrrh.
Those subject to frequent ''colds in the
head" will flnd that the use OF HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE will build up the
system, cleanse the Blood and render
them less liable to colds. Repeated at
tacks of Acute Catarrh may lead to
Chronic Catarrh.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Is
taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys-
tenn thus reducing the Inflammation and
restoring normal conditions.
All Druggists. Circulars free.
f. ]. Cheney & Co, Toledo. Ohio.
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His First Client

An Iowa lawyer went to n small
town and hung up his sign. Then
he sat down and waited for clients,
all the while feeling very clearly the
dignity of his new position. Nobody
appeared and he fell into the habit
of going to the station to witness the
arrival of the daily trains.
One morning handsome. we'll
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Safety First.

Preparatory to showing Charlie his
new sister. his father said, What do
you say to getting new baby at our
house. sonny?" Charlie thought n
moment and then said. "We'd better
be careful. daddy; let's just rent one
till we see how we like 1t. for Billy
Charles chum) says he is tired of
his; it yells all the time"
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petSlSpeHtiy CoiSh
pated and had very
dizzy spells. 1 suf-
fered for three years
and was perfectly
miserable until a
frie n d was telling
me to try Lydia E
Pinkham's V e ge-
table Compound and
/ found it a wonder
full medicine. 1 can
now do twice as
much work and L
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Relieves Bees of Labor
Metal Honey Comb Helps Industrial
Insects to Lay Up More Honey
For Their Owner.

Comb foundation" Originally the
invention of woman) is familiar
commercial product nowadays, being
made of beeswax and turned out by
simple machine that somewhat resem-
bles clothes wringer.
Rectangular sheets of this material
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TO the United States
SENATE by the forest service of the
United States department of agricul-
ture. The development of the lumber
industry Of the region, however, has
already progressed far. Within the
last year shipments TO eastern markets
have largely increased. and points for
merly supplied by yellow pine have
been invaded up TO the very boun-
daries of the yelow-pine-prod
ing territory. Approximately three
and one-lialf times as much timber is
being taken from the Pacific coast for
ests as is produced by growth while
for timber of saw timber size the de-
pletion Is nine times the growth.
Large Virgin Stands.
The commercial forest area of the
Pacific coast states, the report says,
has been reduced to approximately
T,5S6,O00 acres. ~ large percentage
OF this, about 39,370.000 acres, is in
virgin stands" Not all of this, how
ever, is accessible high-grade timber
for there is large percentage of rel
atively inferior and inaccessible areas
This is an important factor which is
usually overlooked in the considera-
tion of the western timber supply"
Second growth of saw timber size COW
ers about 5,292, 900 acres. and smaller
second growth of 6,42j 900 acres, while
non-restOcking forests cover 6.500,000
acres.
The present stand of timber is esti-
mated to contain about 1.141 900, 900
rd !,
has total stand of nearly 494 0OO. .OOO,-
900 feet, Washington has 334 .0OO. .O00.-
900 feet. and California over 313,O00.-
mO,OOO feet. More than one-half of
the total, or about 6S6O00. .O0O. 900
board feet, occurs in the Douglas fir
belt OF western Oregon and Washing
ton. Douglas fir comprises approxi-
mately 55S,0O0. 900 900 feet. and of this
sos, ,OO0,0 100000 feet. or nearly one
fourth of the remaining saw timber in
the United States, is in Washington
and Oregon.
Cut-over Area Large.
Already there is cut-over area of
approximately 6,125OO0 acres. the re-
port states. OF this amount about
two-thirds is in Washington and Ore
gon. and a very large percentage is
west of the Cascades in the Douglas
fir belt. The area burned over annual
ly in the three Pacific coast states is
found by the forest service to amount
to 45O,OOO acres. and the loss In tim
ber to about G00O00. 600 board feet.
The annual drain on the forests of
the Pacific coast states is estimated to
he about II 11,330,O0O,O00 feet, accord
ing TO the report. The total annual
growth Of the forests is equivalent TO
about 2.1O0,000,0O0 board feet. Deple-
tion Of the forests, therefore, npproxi-
mates three and one-half times the
growth. while depletion of saw timber
is approximately nine times the
growth of the same class of material
One reason for the comparatively
small amount of growth is of course.
the fact that very much of the terri
tory is occupied by virgin stands.
In spite of the tremendous supplies
of timber, in certain localities large
proportion of local timber has been
cut and logging operations are being
pushed back to the less accessible tim
her in the rongher mountain regions,
the report points out The exhaus-
tion of local supplies Is vital mat
ter to local prosperity and develop
ment. 1t means the cessation of To-
cal industry, the abandonment of i'm
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Complications.

"What was the trouble with your
singing society,"
"It was fine society" replied Jud
Tunkins, but the singing was hard to
regulate. The wealthy and influential
members we depended on to keep it
going all happened 10 have poor
voices"
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At once the feeling of Importance
returned and, in bland tones. seeming
case of some value, he replied: .I
am, madam. What can do for your"
His chagrin was indie ribable when
she replied: Can you tell me how
much it will cost to send big mig
and her little pigs 10 the next sta
tlon n?''-Unidentiiied.
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MARKET FOR SURPLUS TRUCK
Fruit and Vegetables Otherwise Vast
ed Can Be Sold in Small Guam
titles by Using Motor.

The motor truck express routes In
many localities make it possible for
the farmer to market his surplus fruit
and vegetables in small quantities that
would otherwise be wasted. When
.ba-a 10 moro than enonph for rnnnino
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POISON FOR CABBAGE WORMS
Insect Powder Mixed With Flour VIII
Be Found satisfactory-Harm-
less to Humans.

Insect powder mixed with three or
four times its bulk Of -four and left
over night in tight contniner is an
effective poison for the common cab
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female convicts may see n mirror dur
ing their Imprisonment.
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Advancement Of Agriculture.

The results of the soil survey work
form basis for the logical advance
ment of agriculture through expert
mentatIon of scientific workers in all
Its varied lines.
The land classification work of the
bureau is done in cooperation with
the forest service and other depart
ments of the government, and has for
its purpose the exclusion, from the
national reserves. of lands that are
suited for agriculture.
An Interesting special investigation
in connection with the potash supply
has to do with the extraction of this
salt from the giant kelp Of the Pa
cific coast. A fully equipped factory
has been operated at Summerland
California, for the last two years, and
thousands of dollars worth of potash
has been sold to the fertilizer trade or
direct to farmers.
The plant will be operated during
the coming fiscal year, n careful study
being made of the practicability of
recovering various by-products, so that
the industry may be able to compete
with imported potash and the kelp
beds may become permanently valu-
able asset of the nation.
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Clear Baby's Skin
| With Cuticura
Soap and Talcun
Soap 2se. Ointment rs and Soc, Taleun Use.
TUBERCULOSIS

A remarkable. positively reliable remedy IN
treatment of Tuberculosis primarily. Stom-
ach Liver and Kidney disorders. offered
to public July 10. 1890. Write for Hteras-
ture. Ernst Wine Of Tann Co. Otny. Cal
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The Reason.

"What a rasping voice Smith has"
mo wonder; he went yesterday to
his dentist and had his teeth filed"
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bees being quite content to build upon
1t. One advantage of the aluminium
sheets is that they are not fragile.
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Little boats must keep the shore,
large ships may venture more.
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Most Amazind

"Algy is losing his memory. It's
been going on now for two months"
But how could it,"
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The average annual petroleum
production Of Burma is nearly 30O.-
100000 gallons.
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/ SUFFERED
THREE YEARS
Finally was Restored to
Health by Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.

Lowell, Mass was all run down and
had an awful pain in my right side, was
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ually covering county units. and re-
connoissance surveys much more gen
eral in character. mnde on scales of
four to six inches TO the mile and
covering large areas. Al the close of
the last fiscal year an area of 331 49, :
300 acres had been surveyed la detail
and 30. 100000 ucres on n reconnois-
sance basis. These surveys involve
the Identification and classification of
the many types of soils found in vari-
Gus parts of the country, study Of
their agricultural value. and de
termination of their relation to the
various crops and systems of agri-
culture.
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~LON RZlE@

HE forests of the Pa
cific coast states COM
prise our last great
body of coniferous tim
Der and contain prac-
tically half of the re-
naming saw timber in
the United States, ac-
cording to a report on
timber depletion made
to the United States
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True Feeling.

Tho moro wa '-,o-' ~ ------ -
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Farm Land at
Sl5 to $50 an Acre
SOMETHING JOB NEVER DID

canadIan Goy.rnm.nt Agent.
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Vienna Press Publishes
Propaganda For Election
fRy Associated Press

VIENNA, Nov. 1.-The Social Demo
cratic press has published as election
PROPAGANDA some of the letters print
ed at the instance of the Austro-Hun-
garian government during the war to
pacify the discomfort of the people.
One taken from the Reichspose is cap
toned "A Soldiers Letter from Heav'
en-" and reads:
What you were recently told in
this pions paper of the joys OF the
blessed did not by any means ap
proach the truth. 1t is in reality far
more beautiful. You people on earth
can form no conception Of the mag
nifience and splendor which surrounds
the throne of the blessed Queen oil
Battles and of the delights which she
holds in readiness for her soldier-chil
dren.
"You cherished the wish that
might return home and, having cele
brated with you our victory, have con
tinued to be your support as in bygone
days. But say to you what our Saw
our said to his disciples before His
ascension: 1T is well that l go from
YOU In Heaven | can help you fal
more than on earth. And why shoulC
| / celebrate victories there below
among you? l have won the true vic
tory for all eternity. / daily THANH
the dear Virgin that she did not sta!
the bullet that pierced my heart.
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| POSSE KILLS NEGROES AFTER
! BURNING OF ALABAMA GIN

MONTGOMERY, Ala, Nov. 1.-TWO
negroes were killed by a sheriff's pos
Sc following the burning of two farm
houses and a cotton gin by band of
negroes.
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Miss Gladys Huffman, Miss Florence
Barton, Miss Grace Eggemeyer, Miss
Rhea Schepman, Harry Thomas, keif-
err Calkins, Rudolph Snyder, James
Wentz, Roland Loehr. Roland Engel-
bert, Robert Reed, Mr.. Towers, and
Olyn Haynes.
Mrs Frank Tice will be leader at the
meeting Of the Woman's Missionary
society of the First Baptist church at
the home of Mrs. Henry Tidd rs Rich
mond avenue, Wednesday afternoon
at 200.
The Ladies' Aid society of ST. Paurs
! Lutheran church will meet Wednes-
day afternoon in the chapel. Mem
bers are asked to bring the canned
fruits for the Oesterlin Home at this
! time.
! Attractive Halloween decorations
made pretty setting for the Hal
! lowe'en party given Monday evening
at the home Of Mr. and Mrs. Charles
Groce on South A street, for members
of the Criterion club and their hus-
| bands. Games and contests of the
Halloween season We're enjoyed by
the guests and later a luncheon was
served by the hostess. Those present
were Mr.. and Mrs Bruce Cline, Mr..
and Mrs. o. E. Dickinson, Mr.. and Mrs.
G. NJ. Duvall, Mr.. and Mrs. c. H
Groce, Mr.. and Mrs. A. B. Harrison.
! Mr.. and Mrs. w. E. Oliver, Mr. and
Mrs. E. c. Pegg, Mr.. and Mrs. F. c.
/ Powers. Mr. and Mrs. A. B. Price, Mr.
and Mrs F. F. Riggs. Mr.. and Mrs. D.
G.. Stott, Mr.. and Mrs. w. l.. Stump,
MIR. and Mrs. D. H. Teeple, and Mr.
and Mrs Z. r. Thompson.
The Woman's Foreign Missionary
society of Grace church will meet at
$50 p. m. Wednesday with Mrs. Will
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FOR DELICATE NAILS,

There are some women whose finger
nails are so sensitive that even a
small amount of housework will make
the cuticle dark and ragged and the
nail itself dry and full of ridges Some
women have nails so sensitive that a
frequent manicure does more harm
than good. These people are particu.
larly unfortunate because the nails are
going to grow old long before they
themselves show any other signs OF
agc.
The best advice that can be given to
such people would be to tell them to
avoid a manicure as far as possible.
Now the way to avoid a manicure is
not to neglect having one, but to pre-
vent the necessity for one, which
means extra good care of the nails.
When you have taken your daily
bath go over the edges Of the nail with
an orange wood stick as soon as you
have dried your hands. The skin will
be soft from its long immersion in your
bath water and it will be easy to keep
the edges of the nail looking neat.
Some people will tell you that if this
Is done every day you will never have
to have the cuticle clipped, but this is
not so unless your skin is different
from any other.
If your nails have the least tendency
to be dry rub them with olive oil three
CT four times every week. This will
nourish the new nail as it grows in
and will keep it smooth and Young
When a bleacl, is necessary do not use
an acid, but instead something very
mild, such as lemon Juice.
Most of your manlcuring should be
done with an emery board to file the
rails, an orangewood stick to keep
them neat, olive oil or cold cream 10
nourish them, and lemon juice TO
bleach them. Use the buffer as often as
you wish, for it stimulates the circula-
tion but do not use polishing powders
or pastes, as these are drying.
Mrs. Anxious-D0 not nag him or
you will make him worse. The best
course is 10 show him how this
smoking is niurins him. Probably You
feel you have already done that and
failed. If I were you I would find out
just why excessive cigarette smoking
undermines the health, then wait for
the opportune time to bring your in
formation out. Never quarrel over it.
nor hold up some other man as a pat
tern. Appeal to mis- pride in himself
would never admit, not even to my.
self. this his habit has gotten the
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U. 8. MAY SOON CLOSE
HOG ISLAND SHlPYAROS

WASHINGTON, Nov. 2.-Hog Is
land shipyards at Philadelphia, built
at a cost to the government of about
$40, 0O0, 900, will be closed February /
unless disposed of by that date. Chair
man Benson announced Monday night
at the shipping board.
Failure of the board to receive more
than two bids approximating $4,000.
900 each for the purchase Of the yard
probably was due, the chairman said
to a tight money market or the prox
unity of the election. He added, how
ever, that he had reason to believe
that several large business concerns
were interested and expected propos
ais from them to purchase or lease
the island.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-02

Each package OF Diamond Dyes
contains directions so simple that any
woman can diamond-dye a new. rich,
fadeless color into worn, shabby gar
ments, draperies, coverings, every
thing, whether wool. silk, linen, cotton
or mixed goods.
Buy Diamond Dyes"-no other
kind-then perfect results are guar-
anteed even if you have never dye.'
before. Druggist has color card, show
ing Is rich colors.-Advertisem
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Makes a Family Supply
of Cough Remedy
Really better than ready made
cough syrups, and saves about Sc.
Easily and quickly prepared.
;1TS2S152S2S2RS251RSSR

II yon combined the curative proper.
ties of every known ready made" cough
remedy, You probably could not get as
much real curative power as there is in
this simple homemade cough syrup.
which is easily prepared in few
minutes.
Get from any druggist 2Hs ounces of
PineX. pour 1t into pint bottle and
fill the bottle with syrup. using either
plain graduated sugar syrup. clarified
molasses, honey, or corn syrup, as dc.
sired. The result is full pint OF
really better cough syrup than YOU could
buy readymade for three times the
money. Tastes pleasant and never
spoils.
This Pinex and Syrup preparation gets
right at the cause of cough and gives
almost immediate relief 1t loosens the
phlegm. stops the NASTY throat tickle
and hea Is the sore. irritated membranes
so gently and easily that it is really
astonishing.
A days use will usually overcome the
ordinary cough and for bronchitis. Group,
hoarseness and bronchial asthma, there
is nothing better.
Pinex is most valuable concentrated
compound of genuine Norway pine ex-
tract. and has been used for generations
% break up severe coughs
To avoid disappointment. ask yonr
lruggist for "2ia ounces of P;nex" with
'ull directions, and don't accept any
hing. else. Guaranteed to give absolute
:atisfaction, or money promptly re-
;unded. The Pinex Co., Fl. Wayne,
Ind.
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better OF him. Seneve, win an your
heart, that he is giving them up, since
they stand in his way of success. If
you do this, your attitude toward 1t
will be happy and he will get into
rhythm with your feelings and sur
prise you by telling you he does not
intend to allow this smoking to stand
in his way any longer. 1t is a form of
mental treatment, so simple that many
people will not accept it.
When you nag, or even annoy, it sets
Up opposition. and the object you wish
to attain is farther away than if you
had been silent. since the opposition is
like a wall of resistance. When you
show assurance. it not only flatters,
but puts the other one in harmony
with you. Most men go long way
to please their wives, even to giving
up bad habit. if they are approached
tactfully. Appeal to the success side,
by showing confidence in his good
sense to win. Then the other side,
which is negative. will disappear en-
tirely.
All inquiries addressed to Miss
rorbes in care of the "Bcauty Chats"
department will be answered in these
columns ivy their turn. This requires
considerable timo. however, owing to
the great number received. So. if a
personal quicker reply is desired a
stamped and Sclf-addressed envelope
must be enclosed with the question:
The Editor.
The German working classes are so
hard hit by the peace treaty that large
numbers will be compelled to emigrate.
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field, Colbern Ingerman,
Clark and Will McMahan.


An old time basket supper will be
given at St. Paul's Episcopal church
Wednesday preceding the vestry
meeting. All members are urged to
come and bring their families. Coffee
will be served by the committee in
charge.
Her paper was supplemented by a
program of vocal and instrumental
selections, and dancing which had
been arranged by Mrs. F. w. Kruger
and Miss Elizabeth Hasemeier. The
program was divided into five parts,
habyhood, childhood, youth, inspira-
ton, and religion.
Several piano selections and a vocal
number were given by charming little
girls. Their performances delighted
the audience Miss Mary Louise Ben.
nell, of Hagerstown, in beautiful
ballet costume, carrying basket OF
chrysanthemums, won much applause
from the audience with her solo dance.
The vocal and instrumental numbers
were all most pleasing and several
were encored.
Miss Vera Shepman and Miss Mar
tina Eggemeyer entertained Friday
evening with a Halloween Masque
party at the home of Miss Shepman
115 South Fourth street. Guests upon
their arrival were taken through a
Chamber of Horrors which afforded
much excitement. Dancing and con
tests were enjoyed later, and a Hal
| lowe'en luncheon served to the follow
ing guests: Miss Louise Spaulding
Miss Marguerite Cox, Miss Iona
Weiss, Miss Mary Jones. Miss Esther
Coyle, Miss Maud Reber, Miss Martha
| Holcomb, Miss Wilma Sudhoff, Miss
Lois Oesting, Miss Janice Meredith
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Chicago. Burlington and Quincy trains
crashed together here. A passenger
train topping several cars across a
parallel track and and second passen-
ger train crashed into these.
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nd Daughter what giveth such real
Hhusband bread and he give her and
week?
cheese sandwich arm chair
oxtail
pneth the
other
Daughter Of him who seeth naught of thy
stunning Fashions
folies
nor alimony
Blu to, m daughter Love
considers
be walk
al the and
blessings of for all
0f8oW hath made the World
\. 40 OH-WOMAN
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The German working classes are so
hard hit by the peace treaty that large
numbers will be compelled to emigrate
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liam kittle, 103 North Twentieth
street.
card party will be given by the
Senior Division of the Immaculate
Conception society, in the X Of C.
hall, Monday evening, Nov. 8. Dancing
at 10 p. m.