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Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1920-07-07
NEW POLICEtfJUDGE.l "a

]ndgee. J. 4, Garter has 4 .ttsnaered
lis resignation as police ;judgs, of
this city and the City fathers have APP
pointed aA!i4 S:al'hip'ps to Tfiif'' the
vacancy. l'3''''' ''' II
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Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1920-07-07
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SABBATH. SERVICES, s. :II g.:
Il. N. OUR. CHURCHES

y Methodist Episcopal Church;
1000 A. M. Sunday school ~
HOO An. Preaching.
9:Msfr NY ,ttrvicc in the country
500 F., NJ, Preachina t=.t.
500 F, ~, Wcydnegssdl2sy, y esserAiss in
parsonage. .
; J.,N1D1xoN, Ph. D.. Pastor.
w. .,n,.f,.n1 y, l..-.1 .:t.E o-ssH
ST. Joseph's Catholic Church.
Mass, on first Sunday o. the month
at 9:3O a. nj, .,.t.. vsl -
All other Sundays at 1880 Am,
Sunday school every Saturday, at
Q p. m. = f
Week day mass ats a: IN. 'AF9
1, AT Mason, Nevada n'1E
Mass on first Sunday Of ths-asos'sss.y.-.
1870 a. m. s,.1gNggc aGnIa W~ss
All other Sundays, psaQ aslm.
Sunday school every Friday at )
u. m, 45t.cr -. ~. is-'s'
~ al. Rev. Joseph Cunfra. ''E' s
I Christian Science Church
Meetings each Sunday at Leavitt
Hall, II am. 'sefs 9a gA' s@s
sunday--July 7th.777Ihea lessos ser-a<.
mon will, will be ,.s "saeramept' y'E. ,-..sac
Yerington times. [volume] (Yerington, Nev.) 1907-1932, 1920-07-07
OHIO GOVERNOR WAS
A PRINTERS DEVIL
l87O-Born at Jacksonville, Ohio.
lSS0-Reporter-de on Day

lSS9-Reporter-devil on Day
! ton paper.
Bought the, Dayton Daily.
News
lo03-Bought }, Springfield paper
and formed Cd ] News ,.ys.sL League Of Ohio -,l
loOo-Began lirst of two terms
i'll congress.
l013-Goverflo OF Ohio. -
19l5-Defeate for governor by
frank B. Willis. ..8.
l9H-Defeated Willis and began
second term as governor.
l9l9-Began third term as gov
ernor. 90
l920-Nominated Democratic
candidate for president. &.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-04
auditorium

Holiday crowds at the Auditorium
Monday and Tuesday Will see a pro-
gram Of unusual interest The fea-
ture picture IS called The One-Way
Trail and is a sensational story or
the Canadian northwest. with daring
riding by Miss Edythe sterling, the
featured player in this picture Beau
tiful scenery and an air of mystery
about the production make IL one
OF sustaining interest. should Dunn
mics Wed, is the title of the two
reel sunshine comedy and Topics
of the Day complete the bill
Katherine Macdonald. the Ameri-
can beauty, VIII be seen wednesday
and Thursday IN The Beauty Mar
ket" "a powerful society drama deal
ing with the right Of woman sell
ing her beauty into loveless we'd
loCk 10 wealthy men. Ii is said
this picture is one OF the most i'm
terestiug yet made by Katherine
Macdonald and because of her great
and rare beauty she Is always q good
drawing card. Don't Weaken" Il
SnUb Pollard comedy. Mutt and Jef
and FOX News are the other attrac-
tons on this extra strong program.
The Lost city" screcnland' s
lates serial sensation starts Friday
VIII the Illlht GIlaNLeI OF j ne bidGk
Secret serial with Pearl White as
the counter attraction. Much inter
est has been attached 20 The Lost
city because OF the fact that II is
the first ard only successful wild
animal serial ever made It's popu-
iarity IS due to the fact that beside
being "a good. continued story, it has
the novelty OF wild animals playing
as big parts as the principal actors.
10 is said that il took Il monhs to
make the The Lost City" and that
10 cost $75O.0oO to produce Tt was
made entirely I'M the African jun
giles and it was necessary 10 Kill
numerous Wild animals that ventured
TOO close for the safety of the ac-
tors Their valuation was approXi-
mated at close TO $4,000. The bal
ance of the bill is composed Of two
crackerjack comedies; one called
Dangerous Eyes and the other.
speed 10 Spare"
TOday's crowds Will again see Jack
Dempsey I'm Daredevil Jack" This
is one OF the most popular serials
m the history of the Auditorium.
Fatty Arbuckle i'm Back Stage" a
two-reel comeG~. Pathe News, Nut.
and JEFF and a twO-reel western SEN
sational drama complete "a good sun
day Offering.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-04
Among the Stars in the
World of the Iheater
By VIII v. Fink

ised. will be done on a big scale.
Joseph Cawthorn. always real
favorite In South Bend. is 10 star
alone next season in The Half
Moon" He has been co-starring
with Julia Sanderson for several
seasons.
There appears 10 be no end 20 the
run Of Welcome Stranger" at the
George N. Conan opera House. Chi
cago. This comedy, written by
Aaron Hoffman and acted by a com
pany including George Sidney, Ed
mund Breese and others OF note,
struck its gait many weeks ago and
has maintained IL without Interrupt
ton. Il is 70 be taken from Chicago
90 New York early In the fall and
The prediction is general that a long
time from now 10 VIII be IN small
towns.
Three Wise Fools" "a most ex-
celent comedy and a John l. Golden
production, is hlling Ii highly sue
Cessful summer engagement al
Powers theater. Chicago where the
capital cast including Claude Gil
lingwater Harry Davenport and
Howard Gould. is generally admired.
Three Wise Fools was welcomed
back 20 Chicago. where lis stay
carrier in the season was cut short
Saturday, Aug. Z is the date The
Ringing Brother Barnum & Bailey
circus viii give afternoon and even
ing exhibitions in a mammoth tent
on Geyer field. Springbrook park II
viii be great day for South Bend.
Mishawaka and vicinity
"The Sweetheart shop" current at
the Illinois theater Chicago, is one
of the big surprises i'm musical
comedies Of the entire season. It's
hit is unmistakable and arrange
ments are being made 20 organize
at least one and possibly several
touring companies New York will
see "The Sweetheart shop" after il
leaves the Illinois, where audiences
are BIG.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-04
ICE CREAM SODA
INVADES PARIS
Arrival of American Tourists
Causes Many Shops to
Spring Up.

PARIS. July 3.-The ice cream
soda has invaded Paris. With the
arrival Of the first OF the American
tourists have sprung up numerous
shops which boast that within may
be obtained real American ice
cream sodas." Prices for this Amer
lean drink range from three 10 six
francs. according to the character
of the shop.
Paris has always had places
where poor limitations of the great
America drink could be obtained
but not until this spring when the
tourists trade revived, did the real
thing make its appearance. An
amusing feature of the French
premier of the soda has been the
popularity it has attained with the
PariSians
At first quite skepticaL the French
later tried the drink and liked it,
One large cafe on one the famous
boulevards serves more French peo-
pie than Americans with ice cream
So 6as This cafe has even attempted
the sale OF sundaes but they haven't
achieved the success of the soddS
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-04
Just One Pint
By James J. Montague

III you hear OF couple Of Chicago
bell hops who are buying apart
ment houses in New York, you'll
know, when you have finished this
narrative, where they got IT,
Also. II you kUOw their address,
business or residence. or where they
can be found either by sleuths or
VITA blOOdhOunds, a friend OF mine
would be glad OF the information.
He wants 20 see them, and 10 see
them right away.
This friend was a delegate 20 the
late Chicago convention. He has
money, SO ne stopped at an ex-
pensive hotel.
He also has "a capacity for liquor
which he often underestimate Not
only that, but ne also underestimate
the capacity Of Pullman porters,
which in these days is past apprais-
ing by the ordinary methods.
When ne left for Chicago he fig
ured that six quarts would be about
right Tor out there and back.
But the Pullman porter having taken
a corrcspC course in burglary,
had skeleton keys that fitted all suit
cases. And when the subject Of
this case got 10 Chicago. ne had
tour quarts
Four quarts is a good deal of
/ liquor for one man But al Chicago
10 was too hot TO go out. and ice
was cheap. When a man who has
studied drinking for years IS con-
fined 20 his room with four quarts
OF liquor and plenty OF ice. he knows
exactly what 20 do.
Not only that but if he has any
true dependable friends. not just
ftirweather friends but friends who
viii stick 60 a man while there is
"a drop left in the bottle. he can
Away. get them 10 help him
The four quarts were gone the
second day. They must have con-
tanned "a benign disullation, because
the effect on my friends and his
drinking companioi was not notice
able, except that il had engendered
a thirst that would not down.
His first thought was 10 send out
for a do tor. The doctor came, took
50 for a fee. and when my friend
winked at him, wrote out a prescrip-
ton. The prescription was sent TO
the hotel drug store by a messenger
who brought back "a pint bottle con
tanning a nerve tonic.
The doctor couldn't be reached to
repair the damage. which was OBJ
viously not accidental
Mysterious Scent of Rum.
A conference followed. 1t was
plain that liquor was all about. What
little breeze was waited down the
corridors from other rooms was
redolent of it. But how was it to
be had?
Somebody suggested that the bell
hop might know The bell hop
was summoned, and carefully cross
questioned At length the confes-
sion was wrung from him that while
ne did not know himself, he had a
friend who might know. He would
go and see about il. He went and
saw He returned 10 say that his
friend did know
How much?" inquired my friend
Twelve dollars is the best he
allows he kin do"
Twelve dollars quartz
mo sub. not twelve dollars a
quart; twelve dollars "a pint"
There WIS an argument, but il
was Of no avail The twelve dol
lars was forthcoming, and the pint
was produced from under the bell
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-04

hops coat
Que Drink Produces Anaesthesia-
Ny friend seized the bottle. poured
quarter Of il into a tumbler, added
little water. an6 took a long re-
frsshing draught.
Then a sort OF a hiss. like you
sometimes hear from radiator
( escaped his throat He sort of
folded up. like a four bladed jack
knife, and sank into a chair.
We laid him tenderly on the bed
and asked him where IL hurt.
We got no answer. he had sunk
into a dreamless slumber.
Ny friend did not see Sen Hard
ing nominated. He took no part in
the deliberations that led TO that
result.
For the remainder Of the session
he remained in his room, a stranger
10 us, and inattentive 20 any affairs
Of this world.
We called a doctor-another one
who said he was alive, and would
probabl pull through. That was
all.
He did stay alive too, but nobody
but his most intimate friends would
ever have known II. He even lived
10 paw another twelve dollars TO the
same bellhop for another pint He
didn't drink that one. He wrapped
il up and put IL into his suit case.
He said that a man back home had
once foreclOsed a mortgage on his
mothers farm and turned her out
into the cold on a winters night
He was going TO take the pint
back and give IL 10 this person
anonym Ously, so as not 20 be sus-
pected OF sinister motives.
When he left Chicago the bell
hops were still doing business at the
same prices. But we heard that
they were coming TO New York TO
buy apartment houses. and that is
why l began this story the way 1
did.
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-04

A new musical comedy in which
Fred Stone WIN star is called 'TiI-
Top X Is the work Of Anne Cald-
well and r IT. Burnside. Best seats
a. the Globe theater. New York.
where Mr.. Stone will dll an engage
neut In 'Tip-Top" viii sell at IS
each. Every third season Mr.
Stone appears at the Globe. The
season following he Is seen In about
three cities. and the next season ne
gives over % his tour OF the coun-
ny. such season was completed
last spring During the progress Of
70 some OF the cities Of the midwest
liked "Jack-o'L Lantern" Mr. Stones
show so well that special morning
performances were insisted upon.
Mr.. stone was last IN South Bend
with his partner. Dave Montgomery,
now dead. In The Lady OF the
slipper His popularity is most re-
markable.
II IS settled shat AL Jolson, as
Popular = comedian as lives. Is 20
devote a. least part OF next season
10 "Sinbad"
"Pitter-Patter" is the title or a
new musical comedy made from
William Collier acted at the oliver
a long time ago.
George p Huntley. English come
dian. viii star In Lord Willie" in
New York.
The Love Bath" Is % be the next
season starring vehicle OF Frank
Tinney. who was last season un-
usually successful In Sometime" in
which ne succeeded Ed Wynn. who
IS now billed in Ed Wynns Carnival
as "the perfect fool"
William Rocks silks and Sat
ms VIII soon be disclosed in New
York.
The Dolly sisters. who were here
IN "Oh Look" and the husband Of
one Of them. Harry Fox, will be In a
New York revue. which, IL IS prom
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-04

The Dolly sisters. who were here
IN "Oh Look" and the husband Of
one OF them. Harry Fox. will be in a
New York revue. which, Il IS prom
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-04

merit of producing two valuable
crops, nuts and lumber. The nus
market Is steadily improving. and
there is going 10 be an eager de-
mand right along for more nuts
than can possibly be produced. There
are untold millions of acres now Idle
and barren that misnt be turned TO-
such uses as these.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-04

Word comes from the department
OF the interior at Washington that
the American Indians are increasing
N number. i'm intelligence. i'm the
knowledge Of no VITO get well and
Keep Wei, and IN sanitary ways of
uNlnS. In0ia women are becoming
better housed ecpers and better
mothers, and three-fourths OF the
Indian children eligible for school
attendance are in school
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-04

The fathers OF Minneapolis are
ttNH 10 get acquainted with their
SONS. They have promised 10 spend
az least one hour day and one
evening a week with their bovs
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-04

ms" viii soon be disclosed in New
York.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-11
Luke McLuk SAYS,

Every now and then you meet a
man who takes longer than two
women to say goodbye. .
Until they manufacture a vest that
hooks down the back there Is no
danger of the wearing vests.
Why is 1t that the man who mod
eStly hunts a rear seat in Church Is
the same fellow who wants a ring
side seat at a Fight?
Did you ever know an Indian who
lid not claim to be a Chief? Neither
did we.
And what has become of the O. f..
fan who used to sing: slide, Kelly,
Slide ?"
When you see a fat woman on the
street you understand what is meant
by the term dressed beef"
After looking at what some Of the
girls can produce a man gets discour-
aged and quits trying to grow a
mustache.
You do not hear the married man
do much growing over the fact that
we have left Self Government in this
country.
Father lets Mother train the Chill
dren- But he takes no chances on the
Dog. He trains II himseuf,
If a girl is wearing the right kind
of stockings she has 10 toruble in
making a long skirt look short.
Another strange thing is that it is
just as hard to lie to your wife over
the phone as 1t is to lie to her face.
A man will let another woman sit
on his nee for an hour. But If his
wife wanted to sit on his knee he
would be terribly worried about the
lcreases in his pants.
A man will make forty mistakes a
day and then get mad If his wife hap
Ipens to make one.
If a girl doesn't have to hoist her
skirt any higher than her knees to
board a street car she knows that her
skirt is not too tight.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-11
THAT RAILROAD RESOLUTION
EDITOR NEWS.

VIII o permit me through your
paper to express myself In regard to
n action k by the Board of AL
dermen of this city in relation to the
controversy now existing between the
railroad officials and their employees.
First off l wish to say that / have
great respect for both sides, but be-
lieve and admit that some of the
railroad employees are entitled 10
more money for their services. How
ever, L fail to see where the Board Of
Aldermen of this or any other NUM-
cipality or private concerns have any
right to take up time discussing or
passing resolutions for or against
either n or the other. / was of the
opinion that the Board OF Aldermen
were elected only for the purpose of
running n governing the city af-
fairs to the best of their ability and
protecting the citizens who elected
them by watching out for the econ
omical welfare of the city. If they
will do this l do not think that they
Will have much time to devote to the
discussion of such matters as the
railroad controversy. ETC.. or other
funny actions which have taken place
in the council chambers recently.
have nothing but praise for our
mayors action in vetoing the first
resolution, n sincerely trust that
he will do 1T again on the second one,
as l feel sure that he will agree with
me that such resolutions and discus
sions are not to the interest of the
city and certainly are not municipal
matters.
As previously stated my sympa-
thies are with the workmen, but if
l were a city official 1 would not take
1t upon myself to discuss such mat
ters as this at meetings of city off,
Gals. but in a private n and as
Il private citizen.
Hoping that in future the men who
are honored by being elected to Off
cial positions in the city will devote
their time to the purpose for which
they are elected, that is. governing
the city in the best and most econ
omical way possible, and not play
petty politics" in the council cham
bers. If this is lone 1. with many
others, will be entirely satisfied.
Your very truly,
FRED c. CHRISTENSEN.
21S Madison Ave.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-11
Five Minutes A Day
With Our Presidents
The Big Stick
BY JAMES MORGAN.

Inc big StiCA
At the outset of the roosevelt
Administration a feariul clti%eh pes
ged the Rough Rider not to permit
his fighting spirit to plunge the coun,
triv into an International war, what
the President exclaimed. "A war
and | cooped up here in the White
House? Never!"
Many forgot the first half of the
! old motto hat Roosevelt made ms
own. Speak softly and carry a Dig
stick" No man ever had a p
faith in the efficacy of frst taking
il over" man fashion, with an ad-
, versary. whether a Senator or an
Ambassador.
The meddlesome German Kaiser
was the earliest to feel the big stick
to see If it was only stuffed with
straw. Germany and a Tory Govern
ment of England were on the point
of seizing territory as a security LOT
| some claims against Venezuelan Gnu
zens. when Roosevelt succeeded IN
| aissuading England from such a step,
ibut he failed to induce Germany to
! arbitrate the matter. Thereupon he
told the German Ambassador that
unless the Berlin Government con-
sented TO arbitration in 10 days, he
would send Admiral Dewey to stop
the Germans from landing in Vene-
zuela. The Ambassador protesting
that the Kaiser could not back down
now, Roosevelt replied that he was
not arguing with him, but was SIM
ply telling him what would happen.
After waiting a week without an
answer from Berlin, he told the AM
bassador that he was going TO cut the
limit to nine DAYS and that unless
Germany agreed in As hours to arbl-
trate. Dewey would sail. In Sc hours
the Ambassador came back with a
| message announcing that Germany
consented, and the President chuck
ling behind a straight face, publicly
| praised the Kaiser to the skies as
a devoted friend of the great principle
of arbitration.
Europe was as quick as America
to see that there was a strong mar
in the White House. Although as
intensely American as n President,
Roosevelt was also a man of the great
world, who interested foreigners hard
ly less than he interested his W
people, the Kaiser alone rivaling him
in International celebrity. II saw
two tremendous forces of nature while
/ was gone" John Morley said on his
return to England from America.
zone was Niagara Falls n the other
the President of the United States,
and I am not sure which Is the more
wonderful"
Germany replaced her Ambassador
of Washington with an old personal
friend Of the President, and the
Kaiser sent his brother. Prince Henry
TO this country on an errand of pro-
paganda. Not to be outdone, France
dispatched a distinguished embassy
and also chose for Ambassador. ~
Ju~sserand, who could not only tall
books with Roosevelt but who could
also qualify for the Tennis Cabinet
which took the place in this athletic
Administration of the Kitchen Cab
net" England cast aside her trained
diplomats to send to Washington
James Bryce, h best-liked English
man in America. Meanwhile. En-
perors and Kings entered n person
al correspondence with the Iiepubli
can magistrate as If he were an init
mate Of the royal circle
In good time. Roosevelt employee
the influence of his unique position
before the WoTiA to bring 70 an ens
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-11
Ripping Rhymes
BY WALT MASON.
THE PRESIDENCY.

II Grimes is our next President,
the land win be in clover; we all
shall bask in sweet content, our
troubles will be over So say the
boys who whoopp for Grimes. and
fix his divers fences, and hint
we ought to dig some dimes to
pay campaign expenses. If
Grimes wins out, the useful lad
who's always busy toiling, will
never lack a helpful scad to Keep
the kettle boiling. And in the
bank he'll have a hoard of large
gunmetal dollars. and he will own
a nice tin ford. and Sunday shirts
and collars. II Grimes wins out
the idle jay will have no decent
standing: he'll loaf throughout
the golden day. free soup and pies
demanding. Twill be the same
il Grimes should lose. his hopes
to ashes turning; all kinds of men
VIII get their dues. will get Just
what they're earning. The man
who buckles down to work win
find the times are booming, and
we will e the village shirk In
some cheap poorhouse rooming.
III O for Crimes, but If he Was
III keep on saving maple. that I
may fill my shelves and bins w1th
fancy grub and staple