The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-06-18

If Harding IS the next President of the United States, We may look for wonderful bourgeoning of Col onel Harvey, who has been in sad state of eclipse during the Wilson regime.
 Chamber Commerce to
 Plan for Coming Year TIT HE Chamber of Commerce, M, 4 r. Northington, president-e t-elect, will hold it's annual meeting next Tuesday night, R. A, Brown, retir- ing president, will submit his report and plans will be made for the coming year.
 Mir Brown achieved large results. He did it on his own initiative with the hearty cooperation of the live wires. If MT Northington has simi- lar cooperation, he will have a ban ner year.
 Big plans will be projected at the meeting Tuesday, A full attendance is urged Start right and there need be no question of the result, Every member must pledge himself to do his best.
 The Chamber of Commerce is a great civic power, and there will be no halting under the new admins tration.
 The disappearance of choice liquors from Caruso's private stock is probably causing him more concern than the loss of the family jewels. Diamonds have ceased to have the intrinsic value of made Kentucky famous.
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 Kentucky horseman has cemetery where Nancy Hanks and other thorough breds are hurried There is always q little sentiment in the makeup of every man who loves a horse or d dog
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 Some of the colleges are giving hon orary degrees to distinguished, citi- zens who are in no position to feeipro- cate by building a gymnasium or d dormitory.
 One of the ex isaiser's nephews is now farm laborer. It is doubtful. however, if he could measure up to what Kansas thinks farm hand ought to be-
 If Senator Harding were elected President, it would be safe to predict that he wouldn't shatter q single precedent
 Old Sam Gompers may lecture Con gress occasionally. but he is not yet ready to strike hands with Lenine and Trotzky.
 Hi. Johnson wishes 1t to be under he smoked a great many cigars just after the republican convention ended
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 Thrifty Parisians are raising chick ems in apartment houses. A hen brought up in a flat with nowhere ta scratch must lead dreary life,
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 It may be taken for granted that MT, Bryan will not wear poker face and thoughtfuily stroke his cheek at San Franeiseo
 fiji Johnsen's telegram of eongratu- iaton to Senator Harding consisted of only three words, and is chiefly re- markabie for what Hi left out,
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 The eOld Guard will not lose any sleep worrying over the dissatisfaction of Brother Ienroat,
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 Herb, Hoover now realizes that he made strategic error in algning him- self with the republican party
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 An admirer Of Jown w. Davis says he looks like President Further more. he talks like one
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 When a Polish lancer meets Rus sian Cossack the result Is as pretty a fight as anybody would care to sec.
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 Nick" Butler made the mistake ct taeklng man who has been some thing of fighter all his life. The Japs seem to lose their good manners entirely when they come in contact with a Corean.
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 Outside of Wisconsin LaFalistte is appraised at his true worth, MT, Dempsey is now at liberty to rer