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FOR SALE-2 SPAN OF MULES 3
and a wears old; also team of horses 4
and S years old. Phone 36-A. loft
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h FOR sSALIC--A PUREBRED POLL
ed Hereford bull. Papers furnished.
Murray Woolsoncroft, Deloit. 9.2t
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LIVESTOCK FOR SALE

FOR, sALE-A GOOD MICH COW
Reasonable price. Inquire Phone 1916
S; B. rs M 10-1t$
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-03-10

New and second hand harness for
sale ut the Denison Harness Shop. ] O.3t
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r. TAILORING AND CLEANING -7
IStafrords facing opera house, French
dry and steam Cleaning. Steam and md
hand pressing, High class tailoring.
3sS 81 !: sil, iSs 2S-tf
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! ALABAMA LAND

CHEAP FARM LANDS, FOR SALE
on easy terms, in small or large tracts,
will produce, all the crops Of the temp.
crate zone, mild and remarkably
healthful climate. For particulars.
write +. D. Pierce, Bridgeport. Ala.
4-14t
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-03-10

FRESH MILK AND CREAM, IN
quarts, pints and half pints, for sale.
The Boys department store, every day.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-03-10
IOWA LAND

81 FOR SALE-1lO ACRES, MILE
north of Deloit Possession at once. In
quire at Bliesman Land Co. 10.2t
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/ FOR SALEs--WILD HAY IN CAR
lots w. III. Porter, Onawa, Iowa. 8-4ts'

I HARNESS SALE-5O SETS OF
nickel and brass Concord harness too be
sold at a real bargain. Ed Nelson's
Harness and. Shoe Store. At
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-03-10

FOR QUICK SALE HOUSE AND
lot. az blocks, from heart OF business
section, on paved street. Very desir-
able location. Seven room house, cleo
trio lights and running water. In good
state Of repair. Exterior recently
painted Interior freshly papered and
woodwork reflnished. This property
will not be long on the market at the
price asked for It. A real bargain to
Insure quick sale. Inquire at Review
office, 5t 31-tf.
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& Il LOST-A NEW DUCK COAT, BE-
tween Bale Brodersen store and North-
western depot. Finder please leave at
Review office and receive reward. 9-2t
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-03-10

FOR SALE-A GOOD MITCH COW.
Reasonable price. Inquire Phone 1916.
9-lttzs
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-03-10

Il LOST-ONE TRACE LAST SATJIR
daty on cemetery road. Return to Re-
view Office. Rewar d.a t tsis SIT
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III, YOU WISH YOUR SUIT RE-
paired, 4 pressed or cleaned don't for
get v. ii !, Anderson the Main Street
Tailor. Ladies'; and gents clothing
treated I'm workmanlike manner 5O-tlf I.
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7 " RED, ,acLOYER AND ALFALFA
seed at lowest market price. ). g. Wy.
CANT s..s1 10-2t
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HELP WANTED

7 WANTED-GOOD LIVE DISTRICT
agent in this county to write hail in.
surance and appoint agents. Liberal
commission offered. Address Lock Box
383, TT. Dodge, Iowa. 8-4t*
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BROOD SOWS FOR SALE - 20
gifts and Is aged brood sows of the
Hampshire breed. They are full blood.
AL Weiss, Denison. Off
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ZvYANrEp.

q WANTED FAMILY OR BUNDLE
washing to do at home Mrs. Chas. Lo.
gan. 218 Est.AVainn st; \, n 1O-1ts'
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WE HAVE SEVERAL HIGHLY AID
.vertised Talking machines that we
are closing out At q very low price.
The Corner Jewelry Store. 34-rf.
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LOST

a SIS. 90 REWARD FOR RETURN OF
Collie dog. strayed or stolen; yellow and
white, right ear mostly white; 3 months
old Otto Racine, Phone 11-Q. 10-1t
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POSITION Il lyvtANrtlBss y II II 1sDMIpIr-
tant girl desires position either in
town or country. inquire ;ats theFt Re
view office n s Jolt
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HIGH GRADE PIANO FOR SALE
Phone 305. III "a ss,s 10-2ts'
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& FOR SALE. COOK STOVE. MRS.
Geo. Davis, phone 257. 10-1t
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FOR SALE-O. YEAR OLD
mich COW. To be fresh middle of May.
Phone No. 593. 9-2t'a'
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Second hand harness for. sale at the
Denispn Harness Shop, ~, 4 IL 10:St
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WANTED TO RENT

WANTED TO RENT-A SMALL
modern house, on long time lease. pre-
ferably on top of the hill Inquire of
DIR. Turner at office. 7-tf
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FOR! SALE

Z Il FOR SALE ~ CHOICE ALFALFA
baled hay and baled highland wheat
straw. George Huffman. Phone 27-K.
1O-2t@
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statesmen WANTED TO TAKE
orders for lubricating oils, greases and
paints. Salary or commission. Address
The Victor Oil Co., Cleveland, O. 10-1*
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Z Il WANTED--MAN5. WHO HAS HAD
experience soliciting among farm folk.
Reference required. Good salary, Write
=. r. Foster, care Wallaces' Farmer,
Des Moines, iowa. 7-3t
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CITY PROPERTY FOR SALE.
GOOD BARN FOR SALE. A. b, cox

1O-1ty
IS CUSFIMAN HOME FOR SALE
Modern throughout, centrally located.
and bargain. Inquire at the house OF
Mrs. w. w. Cushman. 10-1t
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WANTED-GoOD GIRL FOR GEN
eral lhousework. Inquire at the Review
office. 9-3t.s
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# STRAWBERRIES ALI. SUMMER
Everbearingz plants for sale. J. Fl, Nc
Allister. 97tf
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-03-10

FOR SALE CYLINDER BUICK
car in fine condition. G. D. Chamberlin.
Il 47-tf
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BUSINESS BRIEFS

. IL WE CAN SUPPLY a FEW MORE,
cream customers. We sell whipping
cream only. C.. w. Nicholson, Phone
H-B.s n & D ~ II ~ Il 81 ~ SasI Holt
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-01-05

WANTED TO RENT--A bungalow
near business part of town. Phone
69.-29-7t
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RAILROAD SCHEDULES.


SEABoAPD AIR LINE RAILWAY.
Passenger Train Schedule.
Time Tabl Effective 10:1 am.
March 81, 1919.
Eastbound.
DEPART
For Cordeie, Helena and Savannah,
/ 81 pm. eastern Time.)
For Cordele and Helena, 6:15 pm.
(Easter.i Time.)
For Cordele. Helena and Savannah,
2:20 am. eastern Time.)
Westbound.
DEPART
For Richland, Columbus and Albany,
10 am. Central Tim y
For Columbus and Montgomery, $40
pm. Central Time)
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-01-05
CT AS SIFIED
WANTED MISCELLANEOUS

THE FARMERS OIL co is in the
market for Velvtt Beans. G. w.
Riley Mgr. T-30t
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-01-05
Just a Family Row.

One night about IL o'clock l was
making preparations for bed and heard
a peculiar sound at the foot of the
stairway. l armed myself with poker
and flashlight and proceeded to make
an attack. AS l was rounding the
curve Of the stairway 1 flashed the
light and found the parrot had gotten
out of his cage and was fighting the
cat.-EXchange.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-01-05

Times-Recorder. 1t will produce
results.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-01-05
Narration Of the Rat.

II! rat was carried from India and
Persia to England In 1927. by 1850 had
m.-le its way to France and thence
spread throughout Europe.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-01-05
WANT-D-TO RENT

WANTED-By coupe, no
children TWO or THREE
FURNISHED R o o M
FOR LIGHT HOUSEKEEP-
ING. Possession wanted
Jan l. Reference, Bust
ness Manager, Times-Record-
er.-dh-tf
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-12
r ILIyWHIJKERCE

He was never more surprised in
his life than at the effect Of his ques-
ton on the fought and whiskered old
Coon, for no sooner had the word
circus passed his lips than the Coon
tainted dead away and dropped down
in q lump heap with his head hang
ing out Of the big knothole which
served as the door Of his house AS
Billy could not climb up the trunk
of the tree to fan him or dash water
in his face. there was nothing to do
but wait for him to revive
Pretty soon he began to show signs
of returning life and finally pulled
himself to his feet again. Billy was
then more astonished at what he said
than at the awful expression on his
Mortified face.
He looked" as Billy said when he
told the story years afterward, "as
tho he had seen forty ghosts with
every last one Of them after him."
When the Coon began to speak his
voice was so cracked and so squeaky
that Billy wouludn't have known that
tho bold old Coon was talking had
he not seen his jaws wagging. This
is what he said:
William Whiskers Che called him
William). never mention that horrid
name to me again. 1t wakes men,
cries that / can not endure. The
very thought Of them makes me faint
and spoils my appetite for days.
Years ago l was captured and sold
to a circus and it was nine horrible
months before was able to escape
Ever since the very thought of all ]
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-12

endured makes me weak and sick.
Nights after eating too much. even
of the most tender chicken, have
the most awful nightmares. when
see again those horrid monkeys who
worried me auntil was almost crozy
hated them most Of all. II the time
ever comes when I catch monkey
alone, I'll make mince meat Of him
If 1t is the last thing ever do. But
the monkeys were not all. I can hear
yet in my dreams. the roar OF lions,
the snarling tigers and wildcats, can
see the crowds Of people and feel the
canes that were showed thru the bars
Of my cage and punched into my ribs,
and can hear and see that fool Of q
clown saying and doing the same
silly things day after day. Oh, 1t was
awful! It makes me faint to think
about it."
The story told by the Coon made
Billy very sober, and again he Won
dered IL he had better not stay at
home and take no risks. for he said
to himself:
What II the circus folks should
take it into their heads to capture
me and make me one OF their attrac.
lions and I should have as bad a time
as the old Coon? I'd wish then that
had stayed at home and minded my
own business"
After the day spent in fruitless in
quiry, he went to bed saying that
he would sleep over the matter and
decide later what he had better do.
What did Billy decide? You'll
hear tomorrow
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-12
Topics Of the Times

Cox managed to get word or two
out of Wilson but Mr.. Bryan Is still
mum as mouse.
Bet you there are no more defec-
tive ballots cast by women than by
men.
Whoever originated the term
Daughters Of Eve must have looked
forward from the style in Eden to the
styles today.
Well, Russia and Poland managed
to quit without our sending an army.
There may be dispute as to what
Wilson said exactly but there's no
chance of dispute as to what he
meant.
Larimer says Iowa coal mine
operators are gouging about So a ton
out Of Iowa consumers.
Getting pretty close to the ninth
inning in baseball and politics.
On that promise to send armies
and navies Senator Spencer seems to
have all the best Of it.
Pussyfoot Johnson has gone back
to England literally to keep one eye
on the prohibition movement.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-12
|DOAN'S k Pliss
Coz al all Drug Stores
Eosterf ElhRn Co. Me Che-.buifalo.N
Eczema Caused Years
Of Intense Agony

II have suffered intense agony from
eczema on my leg and other parts Of
my body for years, and received only
temporary relief from other prepare
tons. 1t - only month since
started to use PETERSON'S ONT
MENT, and there Is no sign OF co.
zema or itching. You can refer to
me."-Geo. G. Talbot, ~ Penfeld
street, Buffalo, N. z.
"I've got hundred testimonials
says Peterson Of Buffalo Just as sin
cere and honest as. this one. Years
ago, when first started to put out
PETERSON'S OINTMENT, / made
up my mind to give big box for so
cents. and am still doing it, as every
druggist in the country knows.
II guarantee PETERSON'S ONT.
MENT because know than IFS
mighty healing power is marvelotN. I
say to every one who buys box that
it is rigidly guaranteed for eczema,
salt rheum, old sores, blind, bleeding
and itching piles, ulcers, skin dis
eases, chatting, burns, scalds and sum
burn, and IL not satisfactory any
druggist will return your money"
Mail orders filed by Peterson Ofnt-
ment Co.. Inc, Buffalo, n. Y.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-12
Mr.. DEEDS RECORD.

me mention of Edward A. Deeds
In the scandal which involved the
democratic candidate and the fund
for relief of the flood sufferers brings
up again to mind the record of Deeds
both in criminal courts and as a net
OF the war department during the
war.
In May, 1917, the secretary OF war
had created the aircraft production
board. It's personnel is worthy of at
tention. The chairman was Howard
q. Coffin and the other members
were Edward A. Deeds, Sidney D.
Walden, Robert L. Montgomery, the
chief signal officer Of the army. and
admiral Taylor OF the navy.
Not one OF these men knew the
first thing about aeronautics or air.
craft production. They were as in
noeent Of aeronautics as a baby OF
sin. The chairman, Mr.. Coffin, was
vice. president Of the Packard Motor
Company. Mr.. Walden was also Of
the Packard Motor Company. Mr..
Montgomery was banker Of Phila-
delphia. Mr.. Deeds was-but Mr..
Deeds cannot be dismissed In one
sentence.
Edward A. Deeds lived at Dayton.
O., and had gained notoriety four
years earlier in the federal court
where he was prosecuted on charges
OF bribery and criminal methods IN
driving his competitors out Of the
cash register business. He was con-
victed by a jury and sentenced to
imprisonment for one year. On appeal
the case was sent back for re-trial on
account OF errors In the first trial,
but the case was never retired.
To complete the outline OF Mr..
Deeds record row. It Is well to state
that. in this very matter Of aircraft
production. Mr.. Deeds was charged
by former Justice Hughes, IN his re-
port on the subsequent aircraft fiasco,
with having placed large government
contracts for aircraft production
with his business associates in Day
ton. under questionable arrange
ments. For which, and other reasons,
Justice Hughes recommended that
Deeds be court-martialed The Judge
advocate generals office approved
tho Hughes recommendations, where
upon the secretary Of war Arranged
. hearing. The witnesses were Col.
Deeds personal attorney and two
business associates connected with
tho same government contracts. In
this way the secretary OF war secured
report generating Deeds. So much
here for Mr.. Deeds character and
reputation.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-12

Now, even If impeachment proceed
inss were otherwise advisable, they
could not be begun and terminated
between the first week Of December
and the first week of March. They
would have the color Of a purely par
tisan enterprise and would be re-
sisted as such, with the almost abb
solute certainty that the two thirds
vote necessary to convict could not
be obtained in the senate. On the
other hand, between the present time
and March 4 OF 1921 all the damage
which Mr.. Wilson can possibly wreak
upon this long suffering country Is
small in comparison with that which
he has already inflicted.
No further manifestations on his
part of self-will and self-sufficiency
in the executive office can add much
to the punishment which American
history has already In pickle for him.
New York Sun and Herald.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-12

war correspondents. sent = transpa-
ton OF the French report OF Mr.. Will
sons pledges to sent troops. This Is
tho Simonds translation Of assertion
by Mr.. Wilson:
III the world should be troubled
again, il the conditions which we all
regard as fundamental are chai-
lenged, the guarantees which Will DC
given to you will pledge that the
United States will send its army ana
fleet across 1he ocean. Is 1t surprs-
ing under such conditions that II
should desire to reach a solution Oh
the various problems which seem 10
1t satisfactory"
The above is from the French or
ficial record Of the PROCEEDINGS az
Paris May 81 Of 1918.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-12
BETWEEN TwEEplEpum AND 1wrEplEoEE

After months of waiting Of one
kind or another the president pro-
duces what is purported to be the
stenographic notes OF his speech
wherein he Is alleged to have prom
ised Roumania and Czecho Slavia
American armies and navies.
The difference between the steno-
graphic report and the allegation is
mainly matter of verbiage.
The president made a speech. or
rather Woodrow Wilson made a
speech, in an, effort to impress his
own opinions upon the gathering. The
official version which is produced af-
ter months Of delay and discussion
quotes him as saying:
"How can power like the United
States, for example, can speak for
no other-after signing this treaty, if
it contains elements which they do
not believe will be permanent, go
5000 miles away across the sea and
report to it's people that it has made
settlement Of the peace of the
world? 1t can not do so. And yet
there underlies all Of these transact
tons the expectation on the part, for
example. of Roumania, and Of
Czecho -Slovakia, and Of Serbia, that
If any covenants Of this settlement
are not observed the United States
will send her armies and her navies
%
Beginning at the beginning it is
fairly well established that Woodrow
Wilson did not speak for the United
States but for Woodrow Wilson who
had seized the office of loquitor as
an opportunist. Passing that what
did the language Of the speaker
mean! What can it mean but that If
the leagues were arranged to his lik-
ing the United States would fill the
expectations Of Roumania and
Czecho tSlavia and that armies and
navieS would be sent? That was the
impression carried away by Rouma
MIA and Czecho Slavia and France
and the assembled representatives OF
different countries That is precisely
what it did mean. That is just what
Article x would mean had it been
accepted by the senate.
Senator Spencer is right. It is
mere legal quibbling to pick cut
slight verbal differences"
The president has made clear that
he expected to send armies and ma
yies under a moral obligation" That
Is another bubble between moral
and legal obligation. The moral
obligation is the more dangerous be-
cause 1t is without definition except
as a president like Mr.. Wilson. sur
rounded by men like Baker and Bur-
Lesson and Daniels who know exactly
| what he wants, might define it.
The situation has not been i'm
proved by the production Of the al
| legged stenographic report.
Frank Simonds, most reliable OF
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-12
SALTS If BICKACHY
And KIDNEYS HURT
Stop Eating Meat For While If
Your Bladder is Troubling You.

When you wake up with a back
: ache and dull misery in the kidney
, region it generally means you have
been eating too much meat. says a
,well-known authority. Meah forms
uric acid which overworks the kid
neys in their effort to filter, It from
the blood and they become sort Of
paralyzed and loggy. When your
kidneys get sluggish and clog you
must relieve them, like you relieve
your bowels; removing all the body's
urinous waste, else you have back
ache, sick headache, dizzy spells;
your stomach sours, tongue is coated.
and when the weather is bad you
have rheumatic twinges. The urine
is cloudy, full Of sediment, channels
often get sore, water scalds and you
are obliged to seek relief two or
three times during the night.
Either consult a good reliable
physician at once or get from your
pharmacist about four ounces Of Jad
Salts; take tablespoonful in glass
Of water before breakfast for few
days and your kidneys will then act
fine This famous salts is made from
the acids of grapes and lemon Juice,
combined with ithia, and has been
used for generations to clean and
stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to
neutralize acids in the urine SO 1t
no longer irritates. thus ending blad-
der weakness.
Jad Salts is a regular life saver
for meat eaters. It Is inexpensive,
can not injure and makes a delight
full, effervescent lithia-water drink.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-12

eutive powers. have everything to do
with the question.
The presidents duty is defined in
the third section of Article IL:
He shall take care that the laws
be faithfully executed
His personal responsibility is re-
corded in the oath he took when he
was inaugurated:
II do solemnly swear that will
faithfully execute the office Of presi-
dent OF the United States. and will, to
the best of my ability, preserve. pro-
tect and defend the Constitution Of
the United States"
The penalty for defiance offthe law
and violation Of the oath of office is
prescribed in Section 4 of Article II:
THE president shall be
removed from Office on impeach-
ment for and conviction OF treason
bribery or other high crimes and
misdemeanors."
If the present attitude of the presi-
hard to imagine an executive definace
Of the law sufficiently outrageous to
warrant removal from office. The re-
fusal to execute a plain statutory di-
rection, already by hinseir approved,
constitutes ursurpation of the Leg
islative power of repeal. The as
sumption Of the power to define the
boundary line between executive and
| legislative authority constitutes a
lusurpation of the judicial power that
belongs to the Supreme Court Of the
United States. Both usurpations are
characteristic OF Mr.. Wilson's course
ever since accident gave him the OPP
portunity Of self-assertiont and for
this as for many previous offenses of
autocratic self determination, the To-
gical punishment would be thru the
process which Representative Ed
monds and other members of Con-
gress are now said to be threatening
to invoke =.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-12
Colors Save the Eqaa,

We have heard a great deal about
protective celebration in nature, and
when we consider the advantages
which accrue to protectively colored
eggs we may wonder why some eggs
have remained pure white thru the
ages. why others are of the most
greenish blue. and wns
still others stand out by their spotted
or specified patterns, says the Am.
erican Forestry Magazine.
White eggs are for the most part
laid by hole nesting species OF birds
like the owls and woodpeckers, and
since the eggs are well hidden IN
their dark cavities it has not been
necessary for them to develop pro.
tective coloration.
The bright greenish blue eggs of
most of the thrushes. for example.
must be hidden in nests which are.
concealed in dense vegetation and the
specified eggs of the ground nesting
sparrows depend for their safety up