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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-20
CHILD KILLED Nv AUTO.
Max Goldman, 9, Diss Four Hour
After 6elnn Run Down,

Max 0ellman, 8, Diss Four Hours
After Being Run Down.
Davenport, Sept. 20.--Run down by
an automobile at 3:15 sunday after
noon. while he was playing near
Eight and Harrison streets. e-year-
old Max 0elman. son Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Ell GellmAn. 790M Harrison
street, received injuries when hs
was ground beneath the wheels,
which resulted Ia his death feur
hours later 1t the Mercy hospital.
Ted Henisbaunn. 1S-yIAr.sld sen Of
+. G. Henigbaurn, ts7 East L1eust
street, was driver Of the dsAtA cAf.
The Gellman lad. together with
Frod Mccarthy and Task Learner.
two other boys Of about hiS own age.
were on the north side OF Eighth
street. when the HeniGhAun nnAoh-
inc turned west from Hatrison. The
driver swung out into the car tracks
to avoid the. playing chiiAPsn. but the
Gellnan lad, pursued BY the others.
ran directly in front Of the. naAhtnA.
The lad lay on tho DavSsn6at Netwssn
the front and rear Wheels wA1n the
car was stopped.
odBane d dill 3oTpso apsW. fivesa
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-20
ESTEI
Undertaking Parlors
2l6 East Main st.
New Motor Hearse
Service.
BOTH PHONES
Original Notice.

TO Harley v. Lands;
You are hereby notified that there
II now on file In tho office OF the
clerk OF the district court OF the
state Of Iowa, within and for Mar
shall county, the petition OF Ethel
lnpdis. claiming OF you an absolute
divorce from the bonds OF matrf-
mony,S and alleging as grounds
therefor desertion for period Of two
years.
For further particulars zee petit
ton now on file.
Now unless you appear and make
defense thereto on or before noon OF
the second day Of the next October
term OF said court, which is to be
begun and held on the 18th day OF
October, A. D., 1920, at the court
house In Marshalltown, Iowa, de-
fault will be entered against you
and Judgment and decree rendered
thereon as prayed.
Dated this 18th day Of September,
1920.
Ethel Lands.
Plaintiff.
BY A. B. Hoover, i
Her Attorney.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-20
Hardin County Axes" Organize.

Hardin County HExes." Organize.
Special to Times-Repubncan.
Eldora, Sept. 20.-A Hardin County
Picnic Association was organized
Saturday in Des Moines by former
residents Of this county. The follow
ing officers were chosen Tor the en-
suing year: President. B. A. Roberts,
formerly OF Eldora; vice president, 1.
M. Leisure, at one time q resident Of
tho Abbott netghborhood; secretary,
Dr.. Z. v. Feike, recently an Eldora
resident, DR.. e. %. Carter. once a
practicing physician in Iowa Falls.
An elegant banquet WIS served after
the speechmalkins About $50 former
residents Of this county were in at
tendance at the meeting.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-20
EIdora News Notes.

Special to Times Republican.
Eldora. Sept. 20.-Miss Virginia
Haas, who recently returned from a
visit of q year at different points in
California. has been chosen instruc-
tor in music in the Sheffield schools
and began her work today.
Judge Henry Fry convened court
again today. after an adjournment
from Friday evening. The case Of
Mitterer versus Reece. 3 controversy
over whether on no certain hogs sold
bysplaintiffl to defendant at the time
Of sale were diseased. reached the
jury this afternoon. The case Of the
state against Edward Brummell.
charged with burglary, is the next
case on the assignment.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-20

- { -
fore the first one came / was weak
and nervous, could not eat and was
dizzy. After I took the Vegetable
Compound could work and eat. Now
l am strong and recommend your
medicine to my friends."-Mrs. ANNA
SLEvA, 25 r. 18th St, Bayonne, N. j.
Women who recover their health,
naturally tell others what helped
them. Some write and allow their
nalnsS and photographs to bs pub
lishsd with Testimonials. Many more
toll their friends.
II you need 4 medicine for women,s
ailments, try that well-known and
succAssful remedy, Lydia e. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound. Write
lydia d. Pinkham Medicine Co. tom
Adsntial) for anything you need to
know about these troubles.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-20
I MINNEAPOLIS & ST. LOUIS.
Effective April /. 1913.
NORTH ROYYNn

u = 4 Is
No. ALBERT Lea Mail lex
cspt Sunday .......... .S:43 = N
No. 9-Msson City Mall Tex
cept Sunday sos p m
No. 5-North Star Limited
DAILY ...... .......... 1855 q N
Local freight Except Sue.s. $3.50 q m
SOUTH BOUND
No. st Louis and Kansas
City Mail (sxoept SUM- Is: 80 p m
No. 1o-Pe,ria Express (ex-
oept Sunday 30 4 N
No. 0-North Star Limited
daily $780,. ..........2 :15 a m
Local 1reioht (e1cspt Sum-. 1900 = N
STORY CITY BRANCH
IoAvo Arrive
1850 = IA (exospt Sunday 1900 p m
a:0o , "a Fslsssngsr daily. IS: IS . m
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-20
TO DISCUSS STATE PARKS.
Or. /. II. PammeI Calls Meeting Fo
Sept. 81 For All Interested.

Special to Times Republican.
Des Moines, Sept. 20.--Dr. L. H.
Pammel. president OF the state board
OF conservation, has called con-
ference of all those Interested In
state parks to be held In the state
historical building Sept. "a and Is,
withsa view to rounding up oil in
formation possible with reference to
the state park situation. All officials
interested In the establishment,
maintenance or requirement OF park
areas In Iowa should attend DR.. Pam
mel states.
The following problems will be
taken up and considered at the con-
ference:
Iowa akes-Management and ac-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-20
railroad Time Table
CHICAGO 4 NORTHWESTERN.


No. l1-Denver Special ......1:55a m
No. 1Overland Limited ...s:02 q m
! No. s-Clina s. Japan...... 1915 a m
No. 29--Arnes Passenger :. .11:15 a m
No. 16-Des Moines Passger s: 30 p m
No. 1o-Pacific Express -. $3.50 p I'M
No. 21-Si'oux City Special. IL: IS q b,
GOING EAST.
No. s--Des Moines Pass'gsr 1907 a m
No. 12Denver Special 80 p M
No. 30 Clinton Passenger ..s:17p m
No. s--Atlantic Express .s:25 p m
No. 81 Chicago Special ...ll:56 p m
No. 20-Pacific Limited 1910 a m
No. I-Denver Special ..... .6:14 q m
No. 1e Chicago. Sioux City
Special 80. ........ 1871 q m
Nos. = and Is daily except Sunday.
No. stops to receive sleeping car
passengers for Fremont Neb.. and
points won't
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-20
Eldora Man Suddenly Stricken.
Special to Times. Ram hlican.

Special to NmeS.Honu nlicen.
Eldora, Sept. 10.--John Crosby,
aged IS years, YVES found dead sittipS
in his chair At the homo Of his moth
or in tho south part Of town Sunday
morning. Heart failure was attrib-
nted as the cause Of death. Mr.. Cros-
by had been employed for several
months at different points In MIN
nesota, coming homo one week ago
because Of illness. He had been about
town on Saturday and went TO bed
Saturday night In about his usual
health. Mr.. Crosby was born on .
farm south OF Eldora and most OF his
life had been spent here. He II sur-
vived by his aged mother. ono
brother ana two sisters. The funeral
will be held Tuesday and burial fol-
low In the local cemetery.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-20
NOW FREE
FROM PAIN
!ydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Frees Another
Woman From Suffering.
Bayonne, N. J.-"Before I was
married ] suffered great deal with

pcIlOuicAl p0Auos
! had pains in my
side and back and
also headaches,
and got 30 weak I
could not do any
t b ing. I took
L y di q E. Pink
hams Vegetable
Compound an d
soon felt better.
Now / am mar
ried and have two
Iskk1n h1~o d.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-20
w. c. T. U.s. Hold Convention.
Snecfa1 fo Times Republican

Special to Times Republican.
Nevada, Sept. 2o.-The county con-
vention OF the Women's Christian
Temperance Union OF Story county
Is to be held at the Church Of Christ
in this city on Wednesday Of this
week. There are to be addresses by
Mrs. Hill Of Des Moines. who 10
state vice president and Miss Maude
Wakefield OF this witty, county super
intendent OF schools. -
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-20

|. :, Sioux city--What Is believed to be
a worlds record high price for . e.
months old goat has just been re-
ceived by Dehaan 4 Co. OF Sioux
City for Saanen buck bought by l..
Z. Bonham Of Los Angeles. for $3.50.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-20

The present ruling family Of Japan
came to the throne In ESQ 3. G.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1920-09-24

evening at a. kitchen shower in honor
Of Miss Mayme Nauertz. Games and
music furnished the entertainment and
a splendid lunch was served at the
close. The table decorations were ap-
propriate for the occasion, the center
piece being a bride and groom. Miss
Nauertz was the recipient of many
useful gifts and all report delightful
The Misses Helen and Florence Ring
and Alice OFT of Little Falls attended
the party at Mrs. Arthur OFT Tuesday
evening.
Mis- Augusta Nelson returned home
eral days at the home of her uncle,
August Anderson at Belle Prairie.
The marriage of Frank Larson of
this place and Miss Elsie Christensen
Of Little Falls took place Wednesday
morning at Little Falls. MIR: Larson
is a son Of Mr.. and Mrs. Olaf Larson
He has many friends. Who extend to
son and bride will take. an extended
st: Paul, where they will live this
winter.
Mrs. Julia Powers entertained a few
for her guests. Mr.. and Mrs Chas.
Gould and Mr.. and Mrs. Clark Watson
Of Iowa. who have been visiting here
Mr.. and Mrs: Eugene Eclerson and
Mrs. Julia Powers and guests spent
Tuesday at Round Lake.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1920-09-24
BOWkUS

Bowlus Advance (1O:-P. E. Ras-
mussen is constructing the basement
for his new store at Elm Dale.
A daughter was born September 9Th,
to Mr.. and Mrs. Leonard Trettel.
Hugo Huebl entertained his brother
j.. L. Huebl and daughter Gladys from
Aberdeen, South Dakota, from Satur-
day to Monday. Also the wife of
another brother, Mrs. L. j. Huebl of
Waterville, Mimi, and her son Roland
Merle, who is naval cadet at Annapo-
lis just entering on his third year. J..
L. and L. J. Huebl are twin brothers
and the one from Aberdeen had been
down to visit the one at Waterville.
A daughter was born to Mr.. and Mrs.
Joseph Ohotto Tuesday. September IA,
at the hospital, at Little Falls.
G. L. Schulz, formerly carrier on
route l out of Bowlus, drove over from
Swanville Saturday evening for short
visit in town. He is now serving as
railway mail clerk on the 500 from st.
Paul to Paylesville, and works one
week and one week off.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1920-09-24
PERI

Pierz Journal (16-:-A very pretty
wedding took place Wednesday after
noon at 2 O'Clock at the lions church
at Little Falls when Miss Mary Wolff,
daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Wolff
of Platte and Christ Reese, son Of Mr..
and Mrs. c. Reese, also of Platte. were
united in marriage. The groom was at
tended by his brother Otto, while Satha
Raatz, cousin Of the bride, was brides
maid.
The bride wore a dress Of white silk
messaline and carried a bouquet Of
white roses while the bridesmaid wore
a dress Of orange color silk. The groom
and bestman wore blue serge suits.
After the ceremony in church, the
wedding party motored to the bride 3
home in Platte, where a wedding sup
per was served in a room decorated in
white and red. Only immediate rela-
tives were present.
The young couple will make their
home at the home Of the groom's par
ents at Platte. - ~
Mrs. Joe Hortch and her daughter
and August B. Dehler returned from
their six weeks trip to Mrs. Joe
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1920-09-24
GREEN PRAIRIE

Sept. 22.-Miss Eta Edden went to
Brainerd Saturday for a weeks visit
with friends.
A daughter was born Saturday morn
ing to Mr.. and Mrs. Dewey Eckerson.
Mrs: Eckerson is at Halls hospital at
Little Falls.
Fred Rettmer arrived Monday eve
ming from Tracy. His marriage to
Miss Hayme Nauertz will take place
Thursday morning.
Mrs. Julia Powers returned Friday
from a months visit with friends at
Aurora and Oelwein Iowa.
Miss Elizabeth Swanson went to
Brainerd the first of the week for a
visit with relatives.
Mrs Watson of Aurora Iowa, arrived
Friday for a weeks visit at the Eugene
Bckerson home.
Mrs. A. L. OFT entertained Tuesday
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1920-09-24
CUSHING

Sept. 20:-Mr. and Mrs. c. A. Carl
son of Little Falls visited at the F. G..
Carlson home here Sunday.
o. 0. Kjeldergaard shipped two car
loads Of mixed stock to South st. Paul
Tuesday.
r. A. Nygaard is taking his annual
vacation. Ted Nelson is working as
relief operator during his absence.
G. j. Beto installed furnace in his
house last week.
Miss Ada Kjeldergaard left Monday
for Little Falls, where she will attend
school.
Mrs. B. E. Nygaard and daughter
Evelyn were passengers to Little Falls
Thursday.
H. K. Myking has his basement COM
pleted for his house.
Miss Rena Russell visited at her
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1920-09-24
TWIN LAKES

Sept. 21.-The school in District 81.
opened Monday, Sept. 18th. with an en-
mary grades and seven in the upper.
The enrolment in the upper grades is
small, due to the need Of the children
at to assist with the da SfH tfe
were. enrolled in the primary grades
Monday and Olga Johnson in the upper
grades.
Ann2 ax RrSberg and ArtRqr
home Saturday evening.
The exhibit of the pupils work of
District 81, given at the county fair.
winning first prizes on their work were
Anderson, Arthur Verley and Werner
Johnson. Those winning second prizes
those winning third prizes were Edna
Elven. Eleanore Anderson and Ellen
Swanson. Several of the articles were
exhibited at the state fair. Arthur
his coat hanger:
The heavy rain Saturday night and
Sunday morning prevented the Sunday
school picnic from being held in Lar
Mrs. Broberg Of Fl. Ripley was a
day and Saturday.
Sept. 2O.-Gust Larson returned from
North Dakota Wednesday of last week.
Anton Schultz took a. load of potatoes
to Little Falls Thursday:
August Piehowski motored to Little
Falls Saturday.
Lawrence Cimenski, who was in the
hospital in Minneapolis for the last
two months. came home Saturday noon
for weeks visit.
The state road west Of Little Falls
is very bad. The county commissioner
must be on the sick list.
Anton Schultz made trip to Little
Falls Saturday.
Everyone was glad to see rain come
Sunday, even if they do get their feet
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1920-09-24
SULLIVAN LAKE

Sept 21-T S. Look and Peter BuSs-
eler were at Pierz Thursday.
r. Hosl<ins and sons John and Clar-
ence, also Roy Thomas returned from
Dakota Thursday.
r. s. Look was at Hillman Saturday.
T. S. Look and Peter Busseler were at
Pierz Monday.
NJ. r. E. Wolfenden and family called
at the NarshalTs Monday.
Mr.. Thompson, ST.. returned to his
home in Truman last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. E. Wolfenden and
daughter Beth returned to Delano Mon
day. Their daughter will attend the
university in Minneapolis to study do
nestle science this coming year:
Mr.. w. has finished his bungalow at
Hillman.
Our teacher, Miss Yeager, spent the
week end with her aunt, Mrs. Bergen
dahl, who lives near Vineland.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1920-09-24
SWAN VILE


Sept. 22.-Christ Thedorff Of St. Paul
visited friends here over Sunday.
Henry Mol and father of Annandale
visited at the Marcus Lenox home. the
John E. west spent Sunday at his
'o Mr.. and Mrs. J: J: .McRae, ST., Mrs.
were Little Falls visitors Monday.
Mr. and Mrs. Fred Born of Burtrum
were called to this place Sunday eve
ming by the death of their son-in-law.
Mr. and Mrs Fred Hebron of Bur-
trum were callers here Tuesday eve
Hilmer Peterson of Glenwood visited
at the A. Zeimkowski home over Sum
day
Fred Pulvermacher. of Duluth was
week by the death of his father, Peter
Pulvermacher.
Mrs: J: 9. Moe and Mrs: J. G. Wilson
Mr.: and Mrs. George Ferreil and Mrs.
ers here Sunday.
J.; ); McRae, Sr, J. J; McRae, Jr;: a:
hunting at Tamarack lake on Sunday.
ttertained At the home Of NJ: and Mrs.
Nicholas la Tr%og Sr en- MGnday
niversary Of their son Nicholas Truog,
Jr. Those present spent a most en-
joyable evening. Refreshments We're
A number of students from other
places are attending high school here
this fall, and there are now 81 enrolled
in the high school here.
last week. and who went to st. Paul to
have the eye treated by g specialist,
haS the eye re n Yen last saf9rday at
nicely and expects to return home in
few days.
parcel shower Tuesday afternoon at
Qlville Ra!ffe99sparger o The guest a of
full gifts. Refreshments were served
at the close of the afternoon. The out
of-tOWn guests were: Mrs. G. L. Bue-
Low, Mr. r: 7; Buelow and Mrs. S. F.
Peter Pulvermacher passed away at
his home in this village on Sunday eve
ming at $3.50. after several months i'll.
9 9reub' So aged g year aease He "a was
resided here about IS years.
to Chicago when young man and lat
He was married in 1890 to Miss Min,
ME Born of Burnhamville and settieo
sided until six years ago, when they
sold the farm and moved to this village
where they have since resided.
He is survived by wife, one SON.
Fred of Duluth and one daughter Mary,
who resides at the home Of her parents.
The funeral will be held from st.
Johns Catholic church this Wednesday
morning at o'clock, Rev. vondero9r
officiating. Interment was in the Il.
A. r. cemetery at Burtrum.
The Board Of Education of the Swan
vile Consolidated school will! sci! at
public auction, on Sept. 25. the Pills
bury school building and grounds,
sheds, etc.
A community fair will be held at
Swanville Friday. Oct. l.. There will be
music by the Swanville band. songs by
boys and girls glee clubs, prominent
speakers will be present, foot races;
driving contest. Tug Of war between
Morrison and Todd counties. Horse
shoe contest and many other sports.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1920-09-24

grain is rather light.
Among those in Fort Ripley Friday
were Miss May Webster and Gilbert
and Henry Nelson.
We got fine rain Saturday night,
which will help the blowing.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Adams went to
grand daughter, which was born to
their daughter, Mrs. Dewey Eckerson.
at the Hall hospital Saturday morning.
Mrs. S. J. Patton, vino has been Wis
iting her son George Thompson. the
last month, left Friday morning for
Braham, to visit another son at that
place.
Henry Dingman and Hewitt Thomp-
son were in Fort Ripley Friday.
Andrew Tubbs returned to his work
at Brainerd Sunday evening.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1920-09-24

home near Randall the first Of the
week.
Elmer Nygaard carried mail on
Route 1. Monday.
School in District No. 106 started
Monday with Miss Eckwa1l as teacher.
Julius Williamson of Minneapolis
visited friends at this place Saturday
and Sunday.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1920-09-24
RAIL PRAIRIE

Sept. 20.-Henry Nelson and c. l..
Lightner went to Fort Ripley Monday.
Mrs. George Thompson was in Fort
Ripley Tuesday.
Mrs. Emma Tubbs and daughter
Ruth were helping Gill and Henry
Nelson with the threshing Tuesday.
Bert Adams went to Brainerd Tues
day.
G. ]. Stroming was threshing in this
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1920-09-24

Faulhaber at Mount Angel, Ore. They
enjoyed the trip and like the country
very much. Mr.. Joe Hortch intends to
sell his farm and move to Oregon soon.
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1920-09-24

Your savings account. We credit in.
terest sem1-annually at per cent per
annum.-Merchants State Bank, Little
Falls. MINI. 15-tf
Little Falls herald. [volume] (Little Falls, Morrison County, Minn.) 1889-1950, 1920-09-24

wet.
Don't forget to buy a new pair of
shoes for next Tuesday. It will be a
big day.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-06-29

Hcfdmnn in urma ,lnei cOnvor-
'biri cu Bryan, a spus ca in pcs
zitia de a spune ,,pozitiv ca Bry-
an va lnpta contra aominarii In
McAdoo pima la sfirsit."
,;Mr. Bryan considerh cd Nc
Adoo este candidat la nominare
fara Sc declara,' a adaugat
EHerlamn.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-06-29
INFORNAT|lN|

Patru firme acuzate de specu-
latte. - In tribunalul federal S a
lnceput patru procese contra "a pa
tru firme care sunt acuZate ca al
speculat Gu alimentele de hrana
Din aceste firme doua sunt din
Cleveland, care au speculat Gu "a
harul, o firma din Pittsburg 81
patru functionari a acestora.
+ La fel alte dOua firme sunt a.
cuzate ca au luat preturi exoi'bi-
tante pc cartofi. Numele firmelo.
este: The G. S. Willard, 81 Perry
Foote Narten, presedintele eli, per
tru speculate Gu zaharul. Mal,bin
Il8ros. Co. 81 Sam Malbin; firma
Shenango Valley Grocery Co.,
Pittsburg, Frank Routman 81 Lo.
uis, Sands, acuzati de incercari
de viola legea Lever, prin lua.
rea de preturi exonbitante pc "a
har.
II. G. Gawne & Co. acuzata ia
sapte cazuri de speculate cu car
tofii.
Azistentuf prosecutorului feda-
raj a prezentat aceste caznri jrl-
riului snprem dupa ce agentii mi
nistrnlni de jnstitie .an furnizat
evidentele necesare.
Raidul diatr'u oras irlandex
- Dublin. - Soldatii brftoni de-
la Fermoy au facut un raid asu-
pra orasului, spargind pra'valii!e
81 facind considerable pag,Ibe ca
trazbunare pentru captufarea Ge-
neral brig. Lucas de catra Sim
Feineri, dupa cum spun STRIFE so.
site aici.
Un grup de osameni arrnati au
facut un raid asnpra yaporului
Clare Castle, care Sc afla in por-
|tul Dublin, punand NINA pc arme-
|le 81 munifia &c se afla pc el.
Situath della Londonderry ii
Bsntry, nnde az svut loc tulbu-
rari considerable, acusa de Gu.
rSnd, au fost linistite asi.
Asssra basacile poditiei din apro
piere ~ Cork "a fcst aSse.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-06-29

Daca s ar adopta 81 al moi siste-
mlll preconizat de Nastratin Ho-
gea ca datoNile noui sa lie las;rm
sd sc. invecheasca 81 cele vechi sd
Sc stearga, Ia multi lear .parea
bine, char 81 antorului acestei
rubrici, crci ar Fl scutit de plata
chiriei, electrical, gaz, pine 81 alte
maruntisuri della baeanii.
1iberalii din Romfnia an dat
ca Eremia ell oistea in gard c,l
semnul crncei, pc care l-au pus
pc bnletinele lor de vot. Alegato-
Ri lea prls CRUCE.
Oar 81 maslinarii. cu Ochiul lu'
Dumnezeu, au 7nghitit galusca
nemestecata, cfnd au vazut Cd
$ 'au ales numai cu voturile lor
Daca pnneau ,,Ochiul Dra'cului''
poate s ar fl gasit vrc-o c1tfya Sc
puie semnul crucei, ca Sc flrgl
dracul.
Tn prieten din Reminia ne
scrie, ca in correspondence cu
privire la communicate cu planeta
Marte am gresit la miisrlrarea dis
tantei. Adlmitem. Prajina Gu ca.
re s'a masurat era Gu doua de.
gete mai lunga de cit yardul 81 "a
atitia yarzi, nu-i mirare ca s'a
facut O aeroare regretabila. -
Oar, pima una alta s'a pacalit
ziee prietenul, student in Astro.
nomie, cetinid-o Gu inima palpi-
tind de bucurie, ca s'a descope
rit 81 minunea accasta. pina a va.
zut: ] Aprflle.
D-nii delegati della adunarea g
nerala Uniunei ar trebui Sc ur-
mareasca cu interes rllbriea Mas.
BATH colaboratorului nostru Da.
rae, daca nu pentru orientare in
activitatea dor, eel putin ,,jllsi
for fun".
Suntem informant ca societatea
Tricolorul 81 independents Roma
ma, avind in vedere ridicarea at
mosferei, a comandat un samovdl
mare ca pc timpul adunarii gene.
rale sc ne trateze GU ceaiu. - Da.
cd ar ficu lamiie 81 cu rest" ca
Sc fie ,,complet,' n'ar strica, eli
de ferbinte fiinxtca .Jeni GU cuiu
scoate afara."
81 dupa cum zis mai deunaz-
un popa: Tot tilharul ala de Mi
haitian sfinteste 81 de data asia
draIpelul Uniunei. ,,Nu prea lie vi
J! ne bine" dar ce sal faci daca
| Ii al eel facc?"