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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-07-18

BUEEA oPoRTUNIDAD para persona que
quiera invsrtir capital en- neGocio product
20. Por motive de salud. vsndo fabrica de
hdrilo con mdquinaris completa y en- u1aSnl-
ficas condolences. con ter-eno propio para Ia
Gr:llo, casa de . cuartoS ) otraS coToddlaGc5.
Ocurran q H. Wagner Jr. sol W. Evergreen.
Apartment =. o lame desrues de las Z p. m.
al CT. 279J. iIo'
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GRAN OPoETUNIDAD. Sc vende magni
flea casa de ) G-ardeS habitacioneS y gale
rio. toGaS las couiodidades y en- eNccleHtcS
ccrdic!ones. cuartos para gallinaS. para "a
var garage erande Y extenso patio con X
boIes ~f-utaIes. DiriSi-Se = 2323 West Ira
yis. GSl
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$4,000 AL CoNTADO

DE vENTA en- WACO. TEN. Casa de II
rua-ros. con todsS las conocidaGeS. IN .! ha-
r-io uexicano, 4 dos cuHdras del City Han
P-ecio de s~aerif?cio para veude-is inTe5sa2-
peate 100000. ?. O. Box s1S- De Leon
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DESPUES del 81 de Julio. no podra obtener
una maquina de cscribir con $500 al conta-
do y $3.oO menSualcs. ApreSureSc q :ompraT
en- este mes. IntormeSe con L. NJ. Rubio.
40i Camar6n ST. Tel. CT. 2Ct6,
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$4,000 AL CONTADO

Overland 90 Touring. C~IciElamerte pInta
DO. capacete DusvO. completamente TsrffGs
truido. con mecaniSmo en- rerfectas condi-
Clones, pa-ece = trabdja como 81 fuera nue.
Go, capace:e nUcvo cuu-pletauente recons-
WINERICH MOTOR SALES co.
- Tel. CT. 1925.
Arcnue C. -hird St.-San Antonio. Tex.
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Sc VENDE IN au.om6vil Studebaker de
. cilindros. en- nagnfficas condolences y 4 un
precio exceptional. L!ar:en q Tel. Or. I04.
I09 Galan st.
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VENTAS

Sc vENDEN 3 Totes. con casa. aqua y to
do 10 necesario. Informan 6S6 Z. Crockett
ckett St. Tel. TT. SIZE.
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81 vENDE casa con siete cUartos, con
tndas ias coveniencias mode-nas. lote @raate
con casi-a de tres ciartoS en- esQGira. rem
r,da por $50 al mes. TODD Sc vcnde po-
" S,ott 600
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PESOUiSAS.

DARE BUENA GRATIFICACION q n TeF-
soma que ne preparedness info-nes ~exac5oS
acerca del actual psrade-o de Dorcteo Pu-
lido. do IS amos De edad. oriGinario de La
Piedad. Estado de Mlchoacan y de quien he-
CO va muchu 10 Sc ha tenido ~ninEuna noti-
cia acerca de 81 Residential. CualeSQu!er IN
forme sobrc este aSunto, dirijase 4 Geronimo
Pulido. Modesto. Calf. llS(
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IOLINoS DE PIEDRA PARA STXTAMAL,
&c > y ) caballcs de fucrza. Pida foIeto. :.
RACA. Box s24 Los Angeles. Cal
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y-SICA PARA PIANO tmaECscrica.l PIca
Esta general. Iast.Uraepta-iones para oTqIes-
IA. ct. Repertoire de Musica MeNicana. BOX
IS Sta. \. liIO1. West. Commerce 81. San
Antonio. Texas.
$500 AL CONTADo
Resto en- abonoS Eaciles.
Autom6vil Reo. de cuatro ciiintros, compile
tanente reconSt-uldo. recientemen;e p!atado
con capaeete nuev0. , en- magai!lcas coAai
.,ons. In s.p;endiGo CARO-. Vale secs 90.
WINERICH MOTOR SALES CO.
- Tel. CT. 1925.
Avenue c.. & Third St.-oan Antonio. Tex
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Is TEMPO. Suest-os calen-
Ga-io5 Dsra 1870. cue nos fue-uR ent-eGados
cor mucha demora. los estamos repartieHdo
a todas Us personals cue nos comprcn uHo
q. nues;ros exGGisitos cstractos 'LacaSsi2
cue solaraeHte les cIcsta i5c. PI6a eI suyo
no pie-Ga Ia opo-rcaidad. Solamente mante
-, 7ombre !ncluyrrdo !os 45c. de- escEscto. y
a vueIta de correo -eei5i-a los dos a-tlcu-
Eos. Custzvo GrA=d;oia. 40 SiocUm PL2ce-
San Antonio. Texas.
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VENTAS
De LIQUIDACIoN SEMI-ANUAL
EN- LA
SAN ANTONIO MUSIC co.

EN- LA
SAN ANTONIO MUSIC co.
Jnas cuantas. de las excelentes oportunida-
6eS que ofrecemos eu nueStra venta de hqui-
dacion.
PIANO BUSH & GERTZ, de m+Eera de
caoba- Este maSnifico piano ha Sido aflnaGo
ultimcmeate Y sc encuentr3 en- pcrfectaS con-
diciones. Una verdadera Eanga. por $500.
PIANO H. NJ. CABLE. de MADEIRA de caoba.
Este piano dara completa satisfaction II mu-
Sgco mas exiSente en- Su critica. listed puede
o5tenerlo por S2T5-oo.
PIANO BREWSTER. De MADEIRA dc Caoba.
I'm maEnificaS condolences. PaTece un piano
Yea eSta Pianola. po- S275. 90. en- tauaano
grande. Pianola WHITNEY. Dos INSTRUMENT
tOs por e. precio de Uno.
En- abonoS mensualeS. comodos.
SAN ANTONIO MUSIC co.
3I6 W. Commerce 81. Tel. Or. s..
NoTrNos De pIEpRA PARA NIXTAMAL.
Dc > y ) cahalloS de fucrza. Pida ioIeto. T.
BACA. Box sa4 Los Angeles. Cal
$4,000 AL CONTADo
ReSto en- ahonoS iacileS.
. Truck >tudeoaEe-. mode.o de caro- express
con luz y a-ranque elsctricoS. en- buenas con
Siciones. y listed necesita un truck. e>ta eS
Una yerdadera Eanga. $4,000
wINERICE MOTOR SALES co.
- Tel. CIR. !l25. -
a.s,us { Third St.-San Antonio. Tex.
e T5nico Maravjlcso del Padre Pena. Sc
ra.de On Ia Bo,ica san Pedro, en- Ia Boc-
| ca HidalSo y en- la Botica FL Aguila. san An
tonic Texas. Alivia de- enfermedadcS
RA>CULAS de todas classes. Sc comp-an'
venIen y camSian. AS-nteS de las baScu.
las conlputado-as automaticaS Detroit
| Rssculas Fairbanks" ToStadoreS de Ca
q ROYAL" Moinos de Cafe. Cueht!!os pa
~ carnicero y refriSe-adore$, 3VS nan va
Avenue san Antonio. Texas. Tel CT. t22+.
Il. e. EargiS. Mgr.
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10000 AL CoNTADo

l-JV-VO Al
Resto en- ahonoS tacle>.
T-,-t Ford. De cadena. con GAIA modeLo
sr--e-s AGy,ao de nueSJ-oS clienres compra
"a este truck Tamediaramente e. luneS en- "a
WfNERICH MOTOR SALES co.
- Tel. CT. 1875 - .
Avenue C. 3 Third St.->an Antonio. Tex.
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e T6nico Maravjlcso del Padre Psna, Sc
r.de on Ia Bocica san Pedro. en- Ia Boc-
ca HidslSo y en- la Botica FL Aguila. San An
tonic. Texas. Alivia diez Intermediates
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3Is W. Commerce st. Tel. Or. 81.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
Watch the Referendum
Let Washington Vote Wisely for Executives OF the
District

The highest civic honor that may come to resident
of the District of Columbia to be appointed to the Com
mssionership of the District.
Washington is today nominating men and women who'
in its opinion are fitted to fill that position
Te city has taken interest in this referendum that
is amazing even to the promoters of the ballot
The Times has to grind in this vote 1t has no
candidate to put forward. The referendum is public
service rendered the city in the interest OF the CITY, ana
in the spirit of hepulness the President and the Senate
who will appoint and confirm the heads of our government
The Commissionership is Job which is underpaid'
1t sad commentary conditions here to have Peters
burg Va, city one-tenth the size of Washington pay
Louis Brownlow twice the salary he receives in the Ma
tons Capital
But there many publc-sprited residents OF this
city who would be willing become District Commissioner
the of cuang their business activities There
others, perhaps just able who would suffer little
or no financial loss to accept the position.
Let hope that the leaders in the voting next week
will list be certified to the President from which
he may choose of integrity and Of value
to the community
The Washington times., 1920-08-27

have each said IT to you, which
means most TO YOU, the practical,
everyday words OF prose, or the
little song which makes even of
sordid everyday tragedy faceted,
shining thing OF beauty:
Thomas HaTdy's verse expresses
what consider one OF life's grim
est ironieS. And because II makes
an ugly thin- beautiful and wist-
ful and pathetic II makes us wonder
10 tNe Misunderstanding Isn't bear
able. tie chasm worth trying to
bridge. and the beauty which lies
back OF the pain worth recapturlne.
10 scold and lecture people for
breaking up their homes at the hrst
Ign OF dissension may be to irrit1te
them into doing that very thing. To
let song out recalling better days"
is to recspture perhaps the flavor
and charm and lure of those days.
wish that every couple on the
verge OF the grim thing known as
"separstion" might read Thomas
Hsrdy's vsrses-and reconsider
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
FOOtballing Federal Employees
AS a Political Sport
By BILL PRICE.

The customary political game of lambasting the Gov
ernment employees is in progress The outs have always
yelled that the ms carrying the pay rolls hordes
of incompetent and inefficient employees That's done for
eec The actual results to spread through the United
States the idea that the Federal civil service is loaded win
oang employees who drawing fancy salaries for doing
practically nothing aud to prejudices against the
employees not against the party which should be response
BILE if the charges true 1t all reacts the workers
In that respect it is unworthy of any party spreading the
charges.
The Civil Service Commission the only governmental
body in existence which has frsthand information to
unnecessary employees if there such record
saying that the taxpayers of the United States receive in
actual >serpCe from Federal employees greater return
the money paid than any other large employer of labor in
the country.
The facts appear to justify that broad statement To
begin with, Uncle Sam pays the poorest salaries of any
large employer in the United States The great majority
of his employees barely receive living wage yet they work
hard and Loyalty.
just before the armstice in N2yember, 1918, there
$4,000 civilian employees of the United States That
number has been reduced $4,000 In the District
lof Columbia there 1927 employees April 1917 Au
gust 1920 there 80 240 still the pay rolls Whyi
The census of the country is being taken and in the
District of Columbia alone there 5000 census workers
above the normal number required TO pay the expenses
Iof the Congress provided tax machinery which has
added 10000 people to the internal revenue bureau
The Federal Board of Vocational Education for disabled
soldiers, has LOO employees against small number
when the armstice signed It's the thing in many
other bureaus made necessary by the war.
There will always be individual shirkers in any big
establishment but political wire pulers would not dare
make these charges against employees in large establish
ments that unionized and vote.
The cnches of Government service political jobs,
not civil service places.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27

ourselves irritated to tho point OF
evaporation when we don't want
to let nerves come between us and
some one who is, as we know. try
ing to make us happy.
Human nature Ia contrary and
annoying. 1t sets up barriers
where we desire only to find t''"
walls down and perfect communiiy
OF soul with soul.
He doesn't understand me!
whimpers tho woman. "He simply
won't take the trouble to please me.
II would be so easy n he'd only give
mo what I want instead OF what he
thinks ] ought 10 have"
II can't understand her" says
the man. 81 do everything TO
please her. But nothing do ls
right. And she never even tries to
Ut in with my scheme Of things"
That's life--and one Of Hes most
constantly recurring tragedies.
That's human nature and one OF Its
limitations.
And nov that fhe poet and 7
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
CAKERS AS PROVIDERS.

We have a club of girls with views
exactly like those of "Goldie." Ws
like cake-eaters and know that they
are miereprcsented, as explained by
one of the girls in the Cake Eeater
Can Fight" article. or course they
can. They are real fellows. simply
up to date. As cake-eaters' girls, we
wear stylish clothes. We wear lace
stockings and satin slippers. whcn
appropriate. There are fourteen o.
us and we love each other. Three
girls arc married! have cskers for
husbands. None of them work for
living They are wonderful wives.
with splendid husbands. This prove'
that cake-caters can be good pro-
viders. l. I.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
Antiquity of the Greyhound.

Probably the oldest family OF dogs
In the world are sreyhounde. They
neure on Egyptian frescoes OF the
early Pharaohs. were used for cburs-
ina by the Greeks, and hne An
toine sculpture In the British Mu-
scum Of two greyhounds fondling
each other proves that they were
appreciated nv the Romans.
They were favorites with almost
all the English kings. from Canute
to Charles 7. and King John repeat
edly took greyhounds instead OF
money for payment OF the penalties
he inflicted Until 1883 special
tax OF twenty-five shillings each
was levied on greyhounds to place
them beyond the reach OF dcmoc-
racy.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
Beatrice Fairfax
ON
Loves Tragedies

Rain on the windows. creaking doors,
With blasts that besom the green,
And ! am here, and you are there,
And a hundred miles between
"Oh were il but the weather, dear;
Oh. we're II but the miles
That summed up all our severance.
There might be room for smiles.
But that thwart thing betwi1t us ttain.
Which nothing cleaves or clears,
Is more than distance, Dear, or rain,
THOMAS HARDY.
The poet has a way of indicating
exouisitely what you and ! take
long paragraphs to say. One word
suffices to hint at deep meanings
and to set us cropping for the key
in our own souls by which we may
interpret the message OF song.
Whenever ] hear anyone say: Il
don't like poetry; It's too high
brow" feel sorry for the person
who has not the most normal form
Of expression in his own soul.
The same thing which makes
dancing the form OF se.f-eXpression
we find in the earliest history of
the race swing humans also TO
song. It's rhythm. Rhythm is
found in the infant and in the
infancy OF the race. Rhythm is
normal thing-a primitive thing-a
thing to which nature can't help
responding.
And poetry is sublimation of
rhythm. 1t swings and sways and
dances in the breeze like a flower
or "A rippling brooklet ruffied by
little bit of loving zephyr.
Nigh, talk about this in'eA-
nitely, and you'd believe me or not
as YOU responded to my genelali-
ties. But think Thomas Hardy's
bi, Of song proves it pretty clear
for us.
Who hasn't sat in the same room
with someone she loved, longing to
say word that should bridge
gap OF estrangement, knowing bit
terly all the while that anything
she said would be wrong-would
serve only to make matters worse
who hasn't watched love drift out
OF his life because he lacked the
magic to make clear the something
which would bring him into SYM
pathy with the one he loved'
Who hasn't actually found that
in the close communion of every
day life love which Is both ten
der and true sometimes yields to
the strain OF the dull little tasks
which make up everyday life?
Who hasn't found himself incvi-
tably saying the wrong thing or
doing the wrong thing cvery time
he made q move, when all the while
he longed to please someone and
stood ready TO make any sacrifice
so only he could bring happiness
into the life of q beloved7
We all blunder and stumble and
Antagonists and annoy whom we
fairly ache to please. We all find
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
OLD BALL PLAYERS.

HERBERT r. DAVIDSON was
much interested in "TRIBBY'S" list
they were known by. He adds the fol
lowing for former fans to recall:
Pink H.. Candy L., King X, Uncle
Anse, the Hoosier ThUnderbolt,
Chippe NJ. Rhody w. Cupid c.,
Dummy H., Dummy T.. Bug H., Bid
NJ. Germany s., Der Pretzel Battery,
Arlie L.. Mig p, Three-Fingered B..
Rcd E Still Bill II.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
Once-Overs
DON'T BE A VICTIM OF MOODS.


not allowing periods of detection
and o long?
As your detection gets do have greater
gvings?
Each year spirits settle each year
yourself, apparently, and
Is much think of failure than of
Is there real occasion for you feel gloomy?
being laid off II.
think that
suffer than of the rest of friends
sociates in life, eh?
quit thinking yourself physical decay
doing possible thing yourself
by harborng dark forebodings
possess a body which responds
sonae demndswhy rather than weaken position
Smile throw back shoulders raise chest
pvt walk conversation work and
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
About Incomes
And About Railroads.

According to Government statistics there only two
in the United States with incomes exceeding three
million dollars year This MEANS any of hundred
in Wall Street testify that there good
in America possessing the services of very expert
accountants when it comes to figuring income tax Any
newspaper name twenty men that would not sell
out on a three million -a-year basis
The same parties tell you that majority of the one
hundred millions that live in the United States have in
less than thousand dollars year Nevertheless
among them they will have find good deal of money
their Government. For the month of September
alone for instance the cost of Government goes up nine
hundred million dollars This includes six hundred millions
that the Government must give to the railroads. having
guaranteed them against loss for six months after hand
ing them back to their private owners.
Rather comfortable arrangement for the private
owners wasn't it? The Government the railroads.
built them, refnanced them, added hundred and fifty
thousand freight and four thousand locomotives the
equipment The equipment sold to the private
for great deal less than would cost to build
now with ten years in which to pay
Having had under Government management full divi-
dends the highest they earned the private
guaranteed against loss for the first six months
the roads restored to private management and the
other day rates raised to increase the railroads in
by at least fifteen hundred millions year-you
pay the bill in higher freight and higher passenger rates
Summarized, the Government carried the railroads
during the at great expense to the taxpayers at
time when the railroads would have gone bankrupt the
Government had not taken them It financed them rebuilt
them It paid full dividends to the private that
did nothing permitted the original managers to remain
in charge and do all they could to make Government
ership costly and failure
Then the Government turned back the railroads and
guaranteed the private against loss for six months
at cost of six hundred millions to be paid by the people
And then the Government passed bill giving the rail
roads higher rates to the tune of billion and half yearly
WHAT do you think is the real Government of this
country?
Do you think it is made up of ordinary little that
vote do you think that it is made up of integently
organized dollars that the railroads?
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
NERVE OR INNOVATION.
WHICH?

The fellows about the corner
of Fourteenth street and r. /.
avenue, wish to announce that
they will hold a ladies' night in
the near future, and will allow
any female, from 16 to 25. vamp
or gingham jane, to pick them
up. II. A.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
MATCHLESS MAN.

Seeing that Secretary of State
COLBY is always without match
to light his cigar reminds me that
thousands of smokers, who spend
thousands of dollars yearly in
this enjoyment, are persistently
chronic beggcrs of matches. It's
not because they are stingy. They
are not. Will somebody tell me
the real reason? It's a curious
study in psychology. w. W.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
AN ARMY PROBLEM.

A column OF troops twenty-five
miles long are on the march;
courier at the rear OF the line is or
dered to deliver dispatch at the
head OF the column and return to
the rear. He does so, and notices
he joins the rear at a point exactly
where the head OF the column was
when he started. How far did he
travel7 PAL-k.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
HIS CHOICE OF A GIRL.

(BaseI on recent discussions IN Fl and .
oh. not for me the radiant rose.
Tho bIess'd from beauty's store:
Her naked heart might oft disclose
A canky, burdensome sore.
I'd sooner choose tho small blue mower.
She needs no thorns concealed
To ward her beauty hour by hour,
For-modcstys her shield.
A modest hower-a modest maid,
Are oft cast in the self same mold.
An meath a gown of somber
Oft is hid a heart of gold
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
|';n1EARl'n55EEn1!|e -

Is II true that some OF the cakers
wait for their girls to pay their way
into the movies and other places OF
amusement?
IDA G.
Yea, verify, Ida, it's SO, according
to all reports. A letter in the same
mail with yours, signed "TEXAS," !"
states that he has seen cake-eatresses
give cakers money.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27

Who can tell me the brand OF
shirt used in "Suds?" MARY PICK
FORD says she washed it twice a
week for six months plus, and yet
there is enough of it left to hand
over to the man. l would like to get
some of this kind of shirts for my
men folks. MRS. j. X. W.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
WE NEVER KNOW.

The other day.
on crowded car,
A pale young man
And his mother sat.
And near them stood
A classy dame,
All gay with fancy
Clothes and rouge.
And everything
who made remarks
About II lack
In these last days
The young msn>hushed
And tried TO rise,
But changed his mind
And sighed,
And his shoulders drooped.
The pretty lady
VIII never know
TIL she roads these lines.
That gas had taken
Its tithc from his lungs,
And nu had done the rest.
And his heart was bad,
And the army sharks
Had thrust him out
with hundred per cent,
And he has gone
TO saransc,
And HE mother hopes,
As mothers will,
THAT time will soon
Bring back again
THAT sturdy chap
who three short years ego
Went oN IN vrr
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
some goat getterei

The captain in the air service whs
wears spurs on his hoofs.
The neighbor with just one Victrola
record.
The strap hog who uses two.
The chap who borrows two cart
wheels after each pay day hand-out.
The human shellfsh who anchors
in front of the Willard with TOOTH
pick in his chops.
NJ q TILTON.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27

A letter reached Washington the
other day addressed to President
Roosevelt, the White House" The
fellow who wrote that letter prob
sbly thinks GEORGE WASHINGTON -
still III SLIM HENDRIX.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27

France is giving gold medals
and money to mothers OF ten
children. over here. in the large
cities. some families" would get
: the iron cross for having dogs.
EDMUND NJ. SULLIVAN.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27

Generally speaking, there isn't
an honest, humble soul who haan
felt some time or other that there
might he many far better men
behind the bars than some out
slde OF u.
PHILIP Ebert.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27
We TOW NE GOSSIP
II Registered u 8 Patent ofncs
U. 8. Patent on
BY K. G. B.

AND HE'D kneel down.
AND TAKE something.
FROM OUT OF his pocket.
AND PUT hi hand.
THROUGH THE hole in the fence
AID STAY there.
FOR SEVERAL minutes.
AND THEN get up.
AND LOOK around
AND PUT something.
THAT LOOKED like a bottle.
BACK IN his pocket
AND 60 away.
AND THE fellow workman.
WAS VERY curious.
AND PAID a visit.
TO THE hole in the fence.
AND THERE was saucer.
THAT HAD held milk,
AND A cat came out.
FROM UNDER the lumber.
AND PURRED.
| AND THE next morning
THE FELLOW workman.
TOLD ALL about it.
AND THE big fellow
SLAPPED HIS face
AND WARNED him.
TO MIND his own business.
THANK you.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27

Boundary marks between coun-
tries are slabs of stone. This is
very appropriate, especially on the
Polrussia line.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27

In striking contrast with the arctic
bear the Russian bear is finding
things extremely warm near the
Poles. HARPER'S FERRl.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27

Poland is sorer than a porcupine
with ingrown quilts because her
new rubber boundaries keep flying
back and slapping her in the face.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27

That's a good bunch of statesmen
on the staff of the Ernest Hall
COOLIDGE Co., real estate. MAC,
MILTON and MAURICE are worth
bumpinp into. c.
The Washington times., 1920-08-27

Under every slab is a Pole or
Russ, or both. The national motto
OF both countries is Reauiescat in
Pace. This wouldn't BE- so bad If
the pace wasn't so hot. Everybody
is a pacemaker over there.