Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-08-14
Out Of the barbers}1oE
he rushed

Il never have time to go to sleep
now" said the barber pig, as he
tied a white apron around John
MES neck and began to cut the
squirrel boys hair.
Have shampoo" asked the
pig barber, when he had almost
finished with Johnnie.
What's a shampoo" asked
Johnnie.
oh, it's like having your head
washed with soap bubbles" said
Uncle Wiggily. Go ahead and
shampoo him, Mr.. Barber Pig, and
I'll have one myself"
So Mr.. Wuff Wuff tied n towel
around Johnnie's neck and put n
lot of soap on the squirrel boys
head of which some of the hair
had been clipped. Then with his
paws the pig barber gentleman
sozzled the soap all around, maxi
ing a white, foamy lather.
Keep your eyes shut, Johnnie, -"
called Uncle Wigsily, who was get
ting ready for his turn in the bar
Der chair.
What for?" asked Johnnie, who
was a great squirrel chap for ask
ing questions.
Keep your eyes shut and your
lips also, or you'n get soap in
them" advised MIR. Wuff Wuff,
lathering away at Johnnie's head.
ooh! Waugh, Skuttermoochn y
exclaimed the squirrel boy II got
some soap In my mouth" And
after that had been wiped out on
a towel he didn't talk any more.
nor open his eyes, until his head
was washed nice and clean.
Then it was Uncle Wiggily's turn
in the barber chair. Mr.. Wuff
Wuff shaved and hair-cutted the
rabbit gentleman, and then started
to shampoo him with soap suds,
as he had done to Johnnie.
Uncle WiggHy's head was like
big white football on account of so
much suddy lather being on it,
when all of sudden the door of
the barber shop opened and in
came the Slsuddlemagoon.
"Ill have one of those before !
eat any of Uncle Wfggily's souse,"
said the Skuddlemagoon.
zone of what?" asked Mr.. Wuff
Wuff.
HShampoos," answered the Skud-
dlemagoon. "And be quick about
it, Give ME shampoo and then
I'll nibble Uncle Wiggily's souse. ]
know he's here" went on the bad
chap. lyon can't fool me and say
he isn't, just because his head is
all covered with soap. can. see
l.. sr1r mr. M ,Nf h, fnt n,4t
Come, give me shampoo and
then III eat souse!"
perhaps / could shampoo you,
said Johnnie, winking one eye at
the pig barber.
II don't care who does it so long
as it's done" grunted the Skuddle-
'sQuick now, a shampoo"
He got up in the other barber
chair and Johnnie. hravely pinned
n towel around the bad chaps
neck. as the pig barber had done.
Then the squirrel boy took the bot
tie Of soft soap and sduirted some
on the head of the Skuddlemagoon.
Then with his paws Johnnie began
to make a lather.
But, all of sudden, the Skud-
dlemagoon let out a lodd' screech.
ooh, wouch. Oh. choueh! oh,
my eyes and mouth are full Of
soap," he cried.
yes, / know they are! I put
the soap in your eyes on purpose.
so you couldn't see to get Uncle
Wiggilys souse!" chartered john
ME, and he rubbed harder than
ever.
"Oh, this Is too much for me.
howled the Skuddlemagoon.t AMI
out of the barber shop he rushed'|
soap suds and all, to find a spring
in which to wash himself. So ne
didn't get the bunny's souse after
all. And when the shaiiIpoo was
over Mr.. Longears bought John
ME loliypop. And If the button.
hook doesn't pun the cork out OF
the perfume hottie and let all the
nice smell run down stairs In the
parlor, I'll tell you next about I'm
Gle Wdggily and Hillic's buns,
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