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Winkler arrived in the neighborhood,
the now famous nominee was IL
years of age. Following up the US
ual gregarious propensities of boys,
Young Cox and Winkler soon be-
came warm friends and, after their
chores for the day had been finish
ed it was their custom to repair to
the village grocery store where with
a few other boys they would assemble
on the cellar steps to tell jokes and
sing their favorite songs. Two OF
the songs which Mr.. Winkler re-
membered as especially popular
were: "For to Be a Farmers Boy
and " Soldiers Poor Little Boy"
According to Mr.. Winkler, young
Cox was considered very bright
how for his age. He officiated as
SEXTON for the United Brethren
church. which was the only place OF
worship that JackSonburg included
within its crossroads limits. Young
Cox was also charged with the re-
sponsibilty of driving about ten miles
to the town of Hamilton and attend
inq to the purchase of supplies and
other business connected WIN Cile
farm.
The small congregation of the
United Brethren church, Mr.. WINK
Ter said, were very devout and hrm-
" believed in the efficacy OF pray
err. In one particular season, when
no rain had fallen in several months,
and the long drought threate neo TO
rnin the wheat crop daily prayer
meetings were held for week IN the
little church. The prayers for RAIN
were unsuccessful for several days.
and the farmers became aprehenslVe
that the grain would drop from the
stalks before it matured. Finally,
though. the prayers were answered
and a fine rain came just IN time TO
save the crops. -.
After his time was up on the farm
vouno Winkler went back to Hamll-
ton and opened a butchers shop'
Young Cox whenever he came 70
town always dropped around TO see
his friends and fellow-farmer, WINK
len. and incidentally dispose OF a
few bologna and rye bread sand
witches. bic
After Mr.. Winkler gave up his
business in Hamilton and moved from
Ohio he heard nothing from his boy
hood friend, of the little village OF
Jacksonburg until he was electeo
Governor of Ohio. Since then ne
! has kept in touch through the news.
napers with the political career OF
the the popular young member Of the
ceIler-door choir, and had peculiarly
strong personal interest in his Sc
lection by the Democratic party az
its presidential choice.
GIVE AWAY FREE-Saturday, July
II. with every purchase, large o.
small. one package of ACCO ASPlR
IN AMERICIJS DRUG Co. l4-3
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TECHS OLD LAND
GIFT A BUBBLE
Tract Far From Rich
Section, Investigation
Shows

ATLANTA, July 16.-The Geor
gia School of Technology is jus
about a million dollars poorer today
than it was six months ago. Or
stated more correctly Tech has fail
ed to get a million dollars, which,
six months ago, its friends hoped it
would get.
This was revealed here today when
Ex-Governor Nat E. Harris, chair
man of the Tech Board of Trustees
announced that Techs reputed mil.
hon dollar fund in oil lands" is only
a bubble of imagination.
About year ago, Atlanta and
Georgia rang with the news that
5000 acres of land in Texas be-
questhed to Tech under the will OF
the late Julius Brown, was in the
heart of the oil fields and that Tech
stood to reap fortune by theil
sale.
The announcement, however, wa:
a trifie premature. 1t was made be
fore the location of the lands haC
been thoroughly investigated, be
fore the Tech authorities, in fact, au
tEorized any such statement.
Now that the property has beer
examined" stated Governor Harris
it is found to be located from nine
ty to 120 miles from the nearest OF
fields, in a barren section of Texas
where it rains once every three
years" "Were it possible to sell this
l&nd," declared the Governor, ''it
riIght bring $50 an acre, but, in or
der to get that sum for it, it would
be necessary to spend large por
ton in making the SALE"
eve are all mighty sorry that thi'
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is the case" said the Governor, "for
all Georgia knows that Tech is so
badly handicapped by lack of f.
nances that this fortune would have
beer a boon not only to the school
but to the industrial progress of the
entire South. We must, however,
face the truth, and the truth is that
there is only one chance in a thous-
and for these lands ever to be worth
great deal to Tech and the institu-
ton must look elsewhere for funds
to uphold its standing as the second
leading technical school i'll the coun-
try"
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FRIENDSHIP

Mrs. Leroy Hamilton formerly of
Augusta, was the guest Tuesday of
Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Smith.
Mr.. and Mrs. c.. D. Carter and
Mrs. Homer Collins of Ellaville, mo-
tored over Wednesday afternoon to
see Mr.. and Mrs. Walter Smith,
The younger set from here en-
joyed the hospitality of Miss Eurline
Guest Friday night at party in hon.
or of her house guests. They report
a very delightful time.
Miss Walker of Atlanta, Miss Mari
lou Parker, Tom Hollis, DaRow Be
thune of Buena Vista were guests
of Mrs. Sam McGarrah Friday after
noon.
Lannez Smith of Drainville spent
Friday night with Mr.. and Mrs. Wal
ter Smith.
Miss Josephine Simmons of Ameri'
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AMECO is BETTER
THAN QUININE FOR
CHILLS AND FEVER
Kills the ChilIs and Breaks the Fever.
Cures Any Ordinary Cold in "a
Hours,

Drive the malaria from your sys-
tenn and rid yourself of chills and fe-
yer, bilious fever, loss of appetite and
energy, drowsiness, etc.
Ameco Chill and Fever Tonic kills
the malaria germ. It's action is prompt
and sure.
A few doses break the fever, and
when taken as tonic, the fever will
not return.
You miss that dreaded "chill day.
from the moment you begin taking
Ameco.
Ameco is a scientific prescription
that your doctor will approve. Con
tains no harmful drugs and is fine
for children.
Get bottle from your druggist for
35c, and if not satisfied with results
he will refund your money.-(adv)
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-07-16

GIVE AWAY FREE-Saturday, July
II, with every purchase, large or
small, one package of ACCo ASPlR
IN. AMERICUS DRUG Co. l4-3t
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-07-16
FRECKLES
Now Is The Time To Get Rid OF
These Ugly Spots

There's no longer the slightest
need of feeling ashamed of your
freckles, as Othine double strength
lis guaranteed to remove these
homely spots.
Simply get an ounce of Othine-
double strength-from any drug
gist and apply little of it night and
morning and you should soon see that
even the worst freckles have begun
to disappear, while the tighter ones
have vanished entirely. It is seldom
that more than an ounce is needed to
completely clear the skin and gain a
beautiful clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double
strength Othine as this is sold under
guarantee of money back if it fails
to remove freckles. adv
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-07-16

the guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Blake Har-
ris Sunday.
Misses Virginia and Eleanor Drain
had as their spend-the-day guests
Misses Josephine and Eleanor Wells
Tuesday.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-04-18

MIS- John Couicy and liiilc sou
John Ir. came ovar from Tulsa
Wednesday and wero the gucru ui
the formers pat"u's Mr.. ana Mrs
D. a brown
Mr and Mrs Edwin punawav of
Rhul,stuc VIII ho tho wcck .cud
eucsts of mo Btcfs parents. Ma
ana Nrr Elmn Duck
Mn Louis Dawson and NrH
Bort uDi.nzIor srHn' Monday in
Tulfl.
Mrs o. u M.,r returned houc
SUNDAY from au rNicnded vH,t In
TcNnE
Mrs storey wbitc Of Tulsa was
tho house guest ot Mrs, W L..
Louct. Nonda.
Mr. and Mrs Roland T. Ranck
md Mr. aud Mrs Louis Dawson Ht.
tended the Orphoum thoatcr in
Tulsa Sunday
Miss Hclon Taylor and Mlss Mary
Eodi departed sunday for Loretta
college at 81 Louis. Mo
NJ. and Mrs Hurry Wolch have
gs their guests tho mitcrs mother
ana father Mr. and Mrs w a.
LoroN OF Emporia. Kan.
Nr mud Mrs J.. H. Hritton aa.
sisted 10y their daughter. Miss
Ethel and Mrs w y. Arthur. On.
tortaiuod Bt g O'Clock dinner Sun
day evening complimentary 80
Mayor and Mrs j. wade Bone and
the ll'for's sister and husband. Mr..
md Mrs ~ O. Foster ~ Idaho
g. " McFmn spent the week
end here with hiH family after a
several weeks stay In Texas
Mir and Mrs Jimmie Wilson and
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilson witt motored
10 TULSA sunday.
Mrs 6. NJ. Levy spent Monday
shopping In Tulsa.
Mrs i -. lIerndon returned
homo Tuesday from a visit with
relatives IN Texas
Mrs y a. Herbert has returned
home from q visit with her brother
IN Kansas city
MIR and Mrs w II Moore and
Mrs. u. s. Gilliland attended tho
Orpheum theatcr In Tulsa Monday
afternoon.
Mrs. @. W McFann and Mrs Fred
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+, Ia ynnasrf,, 20 so. tho -,.,,,, -,
porfcct frnp1irr tbc co,roc, ibirr.
Tor oyorv nlriiire ana och ,tr,,,rc
handled in an individueI ,y,y ,bis
Is what you may expect ats. j. Nc
Gee company, % West Third street.
A ,ouup miss ,t tho crccnbri,r.
WbitS suInIur Snrincs rc,,cn,iy nm
nrnrcd I'm thc ,l,crnncr ,caring :,
stmnIc drcss a, nInin h,uc oIn,h,m
Tho mock ,,ns sn,,nr,, and ,hc sIccycs
onIy four inches dccn
-.
80. ,''''Un ,nl u1ItetH s"o pataSoI 'uu
-, -, ",,'' 10 '"iS A'a9oh "nu u a.
..,w an oxrcn,inralIv clever tiro
which Includes tho verv stnart rain
shine narasoIs win exhuisita short
handled
-,
onnn ~ saiu =" IN ".ch IA
''''u ,'S sp'"s !" si"',S cio,"cS'
dle' NoIle ana glngham frocks they
are showing Tor chliuten or an ages
az the MARY Jane 3 'hildren Shop'
10 hast flitn' a'sn hollced an
altractlVe coIlecuon or spring ana
SuIh,uer mats TOT 'he Niuulcs' III lhls
IoNely shop'
! found IA clever street hat OF navy
faced In n jade green taffeta, which
looked very smart and ! am sure II
would bc quite becoming to some
dainty blonde.
Al Mrs. Madden. Fur shon. 10
East Fifih. I'm tho Mann Uat shon
saw the most stunning furs Tor
sprinr and summer wear. Resides
the coatees- which are an much
scarfs and tbrows that would Iend
charm ana youth TO the wearer. For
tho tailored costume Nrs Madden a.
.sbowine, animal rhokerg in n nloas.
ing variety.
,IIo,cr amh,oidcry A. worry nan
MAR MANY conf dresses nrc sec,
covered with rather vivid contrast.
inc cmbroidcry and alyxnys thc do
sion ~ nrono,,n,rd either I'm large
snrnvIinr effect or I'm Chinese
T,gurcs
There is a place where II Is always
a 10y to lunch and II IN at the Per
feet Cream Doughnut shop at Third
and Boulder. They are serving the
most delicious thinEs now, sand
wiches. French pastries. pies and
everything, with their PcrfSct
Cream Doughnuts always a leader
both at this shop and the one at
u South Boston.
\ swaggcr sports suit has white
Stantung skirt and magenta velvet
Jacket which il ,-,,inrlcss. The belt
draws IL In at the waistIinc and
throws the fullncss at the sides.
II ia a spring suggestion that
prompts mo to saw | found gowns
Of the moment, repeating the glory
OF spring. combined with the spirit
OF youth at Renberg's. the store OF
quality.
MoIcskin and beaver are used 20
trim the new tricole.tc wraps.
ono, bo ,o,y MIA tbirgs
ohort ~ rdaaI Swsto,, ~ Ei,o Taii-
o.t,1, g. ~ -, NrilJi,s is tbeir
,,tni,' 'e @ ono,a,, vhn,, ,,o,,
A., tr - 'orstcion, shon 90 ,oot
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~ - eu't .'S Ia s,,,ia -, s,,,,,d
,e .,,v "'@vN' ,I,,.ta',ni ,.t "I ,,no NothtnS
80 Sou zoo ,riMob Co.. ~, 30 40 te
49,. ,boir rotrons ond tbotr nr,ces
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Elisabeth Ann Looks Ab0ut
I0wn and She Says,


the midst DHy of
n
of
Min hnea his smaser.
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cours" O'Clock luncheon coupli.
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yyn,t,,.,n g',..,'. ',,'i
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,rtn n,y, ,",,,',p ,,N"E ..uI ~. "a tiII'1 n,.
TWO weeks Win Mrs Louis Dawson.
-
''NN'N"9
Nj ana Mrs James Grccu were
tho guests Of friend. Iva Cushing last
g,ra.,.
"''. %. '' lamp '7 enjoying
NIui from her sister Miss Myrtle
N'Dphu's uf HlNcr. Pa. who VII
h' ,u th' c.fv for q fortnight
Miss Marian Mcfarland NJ Okla
huWH fIit was tho guest Of rola-
u,os hor' several DAYS hst week.
Mi and Mr.. James Warren OF
Shamrock were th" guests Of MIR
trd Nra j. a.. Cross over saturday
and Nunil"
Mr. j. Ham entertained hsI
son Charles Ham or prc.top l,st
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These UuiStS Tere bought for our
regular stock and il is TO the dd-
rGHtdge Of the customers to in
reStigGte them for they are not
usually bought at sale prices.
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25% off

Very fine imported TOiies. trim
med Tith real lace, specially
priced for this sale
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-04-18

Any effort make to Investigate the ADORE erchnn-
disc to repenish uardrObe w be absolute sapng of
500 next seasons prices
The Washington times., 1920-08-29
FARMERS COUNCIL ASKS
RUSS SOVIET RECOGNIZED

George, p. Hampton, managing -di-
rector Of the Farmers National Coun-
Gil has made public a letter he has
written to President Wilson asking
the latter to recognize the Soviet gov
ernment of Russia The letter, on
behalf of the council, urges the
President to exert his efforts to pre-
vent the war which threatens the
world'' and which it Is alleged Is due
to the unjust terms of peace treaties.
"The overwhelming majority of the
farmers OF America, l believe the
letter adds, do not favor the Soviet
form of government administration
or policies, but do hold that we should
recognize the, de ofatco government
conducting the AFFAIRS OF the Russian
people until the ORussian people
change that government of their own
volition and in their own way.
our influence should ,nct be used
TO further the imperialistic, ambi.
tions of any nation. We should not
lend ourselves to the unworthy effort
of any country to compel any other
country to pay under duress debts
contracted by a precedit tg govern
ment." To-.
The Washington times., 1920-08-29
MEXICO ASSUMES
OLD GOVT. DEBTS
Huerta to Pay Interest on Old
Diaz Notes-Asks Help OF
Other Nations.

The present government OF Mexico
has for the first time assumed re-
sponsibility not only for its own
debts, but for the obligations con-
tracted and claims incurred. by pre-
vious administrations, and announced
intention of adjudicating those claims
and paying them Immediately so far
as resources at hand will permit. ae-
cording to the Mexican government
agency here ..s.. .-.
1t is the intention Of President do
la Huerta to constitute at once .
claims commission which will deter
mine the sums for which Mexico Is
responsible.
The debt thus assumed by the pres
ent government IL is estimated VIII
exceed $500, 900 900. The exact amount
cannot possibly be determined as II
Is known that hundreds of claimants
have assessed their losses far. above
the figures warranted by just valu-
alton.
Special mention was made by the
agency in making the announcement
of the bonds issued by the .Diaz gov
.ernment interest on which has peen
in arrears for many years.
Other items specifically mentioned
were the loss in life and property OF
foreigners. and the loss caused oy
disposal of funds not belonging TO
the -national> treasury. The latter
item is taken to refer TO the coin
and bullion taken from the Banco
National and the Banco Londres
Mexico over protest of the bank OF
ficials under guise of a loan in lsii'
The bank notes authorized by the
banks OF issue prior to the Carranzs
regime also must be retired or re-
funded in some manner. o.. -
Assistance of other nations is asked
by President dc la Huerta In restor-
ing Mexico to n position OF stable
credit through the payment OF her
debts
The Washington times., 1920-08-29

old, has enlisted for three. years in
the cavalry, so that he might join the
mounted detachment of the American
forces in Germany, and is now on his
way to Europe. The young recruit
was graduated last June with high
hcnors from the Hughes High School
at Cincinnati, and won a scholarship
at Yale University. Says his father,
Edward M. Hopkins:
II am convinced that boys should
have an opportunity to depart from
the gentler influences of women
teachers to an environment among
positive, active, healthy men. This
chance is due every boy, and 1t is best
obtained in the United States army.
His mother and ] concur in the de-
cision."
The queerest reason of all for en-
listment was given by Wtlbert j.
Root, of Ludlington, Mich, who un-
blushingly connded to the army re-
cruiting officers that the hula-hula
and the ukelele were his prime in
ducements for enlistment. II want to
see both on the sandy beach at Wal
kiki in Hawaii" declared young Root
But, as he explained, his interest Is
purely professional. He is a dancing
instructor
The Washington times., 1920-08-29
MILLIONAIRE SON
., |SARMY ROOKIE"
New Recruits Give NovaI ,Rea-
sons for Enlistment in
!. New Land Forces.

Among 1881 recruits accepted for
the army last month. which broke
ali peace time records. were many
young men who gave interesting rea-
sons for their enlistment. According
to Major Gen. =. G.. Harris, the ad-
jutant general, in charge of recruit
ing, the day Is practically over when
a man signs UP for the army be-
cause he is down and out, or because
lie has had a quarrel with his best
glrl.
"Pd rather have my boy enlist for
three years in the United States army
tnan attend any college in the coun-
try" declared Albert Bentley, Chi
cago millionaire, when he walked in
to the army recruiting station near
his summer home at Epworth, Mich,
with his son, Albert d. Bentley,
eighteen years old.
Young Bentley had been reading
about the armys school at Camp
Grant, ILL.,. and his father became en-
thusiastic. Accordingly the boy Is a
recruit In the Fifty-first infantry, en-
listed for three years, so that he
can take a complete course in voca-
tional and general education.
Wendell Childrew has enlisted in
the Fifty-ninth Coast Artillery, at
Camp Lewis. Wash, because, as he
put IL, 81 want to learn a trade so
that can settle down. The gypsies
never gave me a chance when i was
q boy" .i....
The recruiting officer, Lieut.. II. G..
Dowdall was aroused by the boys
hazy recollections OF his youth and
parentage and drew from him the
story that he was born in Fort Worth,
Texas. and that his mother died when
he was a baby. He knew nothing of
his father "A farmer adopted me
from an orphans home" he said,
"and one day fell for a gypsy trick.
The sight of free candy got me in
terested in the nomads' life and they
kidnapped me. / ran away In Kansas.
City, and have sold newspapers
ever since"
Private Charles Barbrick. of Coop
ersyille, Mich, enlisted in order to
combine two OF his ambitions-one to
learn the automotive game and the
other to become a star wrestler. He
is getting both at Camp Lewis, Wash.
Walter T. Jones. a university grad.
uate, saw service in the world war,
and was honorably discharged from
the intelligence section. Now he
wants TO learn the queer trade OF
weather sharp. Accordingly, he has
rejoined the army by enlisting in the
meteorological section OF the signal
corps Young Jones Is now at Camp
Vail. N. J., taking the course In me
teorology.
,Axu>en. NJ .Hopktna, nins1esn. years
The Washington times., 1920-08-29
Attributes Long Life
To Sobnety; Bosh, Says
Fellow 0ctogenarian

WILMINGTON Del Aug. 29i-At-
tributing his longevity to no drink
ing or smoking. Isaac S. Baird cele-
brated. his eighty-ninth birthday
anniversary yesterday.
Samuel S. Adams. who celebrates
his eighty-ninth birthday today.
pooh -poohed at his fellow-octogena-
rian's statement, declaring he had
smoked and drank and was just as
healthy as Baird, and only one day
younger.
Both Baird and Adams, however,
agreed the world is in a sorry con-
dition today.
Both ,recelled the days when
sugar was selling at 4 cents a
pound. and the housewives of Will
mington banded to boycott several
dealers who dared raise the price to
cents ..
The Washington times., 1920-08-29
Foreign Born. Citizens
Will Decide Election,
Says Former Senator

ST. LOUIS, Aug. 20.-In an ad-
dress at the closing banquet of the
American Bar Association. former
Senator James Hamilton Lewis
UII) declared the forthcoming
Presidential election will be de-
termined upon issues that have no
relation to the United States and
by voters who have no thought Of
the welfare of the American peo-
pie"
There are, Mr.. Lewis explained,
foreign voters "who will vote the
expression of grievance or gratifi-
cation of their fatherland ass they
revenge or justify the world war
peace treaty"
Political leaders encouraged this,
he declared, and he added that the
only remedy is to teach this class
of voters that such action is in vio-
lation of their oath of citizenship
and treason to their adopted land.
The Washington times., 1920-08-29
WHERE IS CHEVY CHASE LAKE

Since none of the readers of II and
s have recommended . more ap-
propriate name for the GREAT
Falls OF the Potomac, perhaps some
OF them can suspend discussion as to
the relative demerits of cake-eaters
and vampires long enough to tell us
where we can fnd Chevy Chase
LAKE7 WILLIAM TINDALL.
(Dr. Tindsll, noted as a District
historian, believes that Great" Falls
is an exaeReration of our local at
traction, and he cones along now and
plays upon the word Take" as re-
garding the pond which Ia familiar
90 no many District pcopiel
The Washington times., 1920-08-29
PILCER TO BUY GABY'S
BED If IT BREAKS HIM

PARIS, Aug. 29.--'T buy Gaby's
bed IL II takes my last cent" said
Harry Pilcer today as he left by
alrplane for London to attend the
auction OF the town house OF the late
Gaby Deslys. The edince, before the
war. cost s1,200,000. The bed is n
magnificent example of the italian
renaissance art IL cost $4,000.
Pilcer became the dancing partner
OF Gaby when she burst into fame
over the downfall of King Manuel of
Portugal and had appeared in theatri-
cal productions with her almost con-
tinuously up to the time Of her
Death
The Washington times., 1920-08-29
MATING YOUTH AND AGE.

G. H. MCCARTHY, commenting on
the mating Of youth and age, seems
to think that the trouble with many
marriages of young people is that
the youngsters are too stuck on them
selves to stick to each other long.
the boy too often. feeling that the
wife should chew her thumb and just
look at him. Mccarthy sums up by
saying that some young girls would
rather be an old mans doll-baby than
young mans dog.
The Washington times., 1920-08-29
@CAN-T TAKE TOKENS FROM ME-

Pirate bands throughout the land -.'r
Are showing animation;
The car lines. too, are showing you
In this city OF the nation:
Now Mary Jones. the one who owns
The Ford of reputation, e
No token buys, she softly cries,
They can go To creation. -.
You can't take tokens from. me, by gosh!
Not while my Ford has wheels;
Not while there's cylinders three by gosh
Nor while street railways make appeals;
My Ford amt glued to track, by gosh!
That there Is plain to see; ''
At thirty cents-four in a stack, ..
You can't take tokes from me!
The Washington times., 1920-08-29
SAMPLE LOVE LETTER.
EVA ASCHENBACK has com,
across this sample love letter:

across this sample ,l0Ve letter:
MY OWN HUCKLBERRY:
I want you to set al date for our we'd
ding. / have ring of two CARROTS
and know we will make a perfect PEAR.
/ know that I may be a PRUNE to your
DEER father, which prefers String Bean
Johnnie. But you are the APPLE Of
headed ONION you call father may think
he is some PUMPKIN. But l would be
a CALF to be .COWED by him. He will
want to SQUASH this marriage, SO don't
say you CANTALOUPE. 1t would
break my heart. LETTUCE get a me-
chanical cockroach from the livery and
BEET II tonight. We will have the
livery man give pursuing pa the wrong
STEER, and he will be In a PICKLE.
Put your answer in the CHESTNUT
TREE. Say yes oh PEACH, Get fathers
GOAT, and make me your,
HAPPY JACK