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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10

Chicago Grain and Provision Market. j.,
Chicago, Jan. 10-CORN-C1ose; Janu-
airy, $1.3S3s l1.3S15 February, $1.361a May,
S1.34A July, $1.325S.
OATS-May, S3@S31sc; July, TIC.
PORK-Jan., $3.50: May. $3.50.
LARD-Jan., $500; May. $2490; July,
$25 %
SHORT RIBs-Jan., $3.50; May, 5000;
July, $2C.T0.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10
Kansas CITY Live Stock Market

Kansas City, Jan. 0.-HOGS-Receipts
1,50O. Market steady. Bulk of sales, S14.6
@14s5: heavies, s1465@14 so; mediums,
$14.60@14.S5; lights, $14.35d14.S0.
CATTLE-Receipts 435. Market for week
Generally 15@50c higher.
SHEEP-Receipts 200. Market for week
Generally 25c to 81 higher.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10

New York, Jan 1e.-Liberty bonds final ::
31a's, 99!60; first As, 1926; second As 81 02 ;
first AIS, 93.1S: second AVS, %. 40; third
AS, 9440; fourth AIS. 9256; Victory 3% s,
$500; Victory ANS, 1884.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10

huklsus OEty OfdHH anu KFUuuce MAfket.
Kansas City. Jan. 10.-wHEAT-Marke
unchanged to sc lower. No hard, 81 s5G
2e5: No. 2. S2s0g 2.94; No. red, S2.I4; No.
2. $21d273
CORN-Market unchanged to &c lower
No. mixed. SL47G1 4s; No. 3. .slH: No.
. white, 81. 53d1-54: No. ), S15161-53; No.
. yellow. s1-52G153: No. 3 S1-JI.
OATS-Market unchanged. No. white
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10

Dallas, Tex.-George Bottle. black boot
black. popped thru a plate glass window
into the hospital "Nawsuh, 1ist nh argu-
ment," ne told the doctor. ''Wuzn't time
to use tn do"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10
HAIL BLACK JACK
Kansas City Welcomes Chief of
American Forces as>Guest.
Former Service Men and Ma
tional Guard in Parade.

Kansas City, Jan. 1O.-The to1ling
of a great bell in the federal building
this morning announced the arrival in
Kansas City of Gen. John j. Pershing-
The bell, gift of the local chapter of
the Daughters of the American Reve-
luton, was erung by Miss Jessie Rog-
ers, a direct linea1 descendant of
Betsy Ross. General Pershing, who
came here from Leavenworth, Kan,
was greeted at the Union station by a
committee consisting of Mayor James
Cowgirl, representatives of the vet
Grams rof foreign wars and the Ameri-
can Legion, and four personal friends,
one of whom, Robert j. Flick, was a
student at the University of Nebraska
when General Pershing, then a lieu
tenant, was commandaat of cadets at
the university.
A parade of former service men in
uniform. members, of the local ma
tional guard regiment of infantry
high school cadets and Boy Scouts
escorted the general thru the down.
town streets of Kansas City.
General Pershing was the luncheon
guest of the Chamber of Commerce of
Kansas City, and aftefward addressed
members of the Women's City club.
At $3.50 o'clock a public reception
atSConvention hall will take place, at
which General Pershing will be the
recipient of a gold hilted and gold
scabbarded sabre, purchased by pop
ular subscription after congress had
decided not to present a sabre with
its vote of thanks to the commander
chief of the A. E. f.
The American Legion will entertain
General Pershing at dinner. which will
be followed by a reception to legion
members, General Pexshing is to pre-
side at a meeting of the Veterans of
Foreign Wars at which 200 members
will be initiated, will take in the last
act of a musical comedy, and leave
at midnight for Fort Riley, Kan.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10

New York. Jan. 10.-BUTTER-Mark
easy. Creamery higher than extras. 660
EGGs-Market firm. Fresh gathered ex-
tras, S5c
CIEESE-Market irregular. State whole
milk, flats, current make specials, 311S@
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New York Money Market.

New York. jan. MONEY! Mercantile
paper, per cent. Sterling: 60 day bills,
3.6a15. Commercial, GO day bills on banks,
3.691a commercial, 60 day bills. 800; de-
mand, 373%; cables, 3.744. Francs. de-
mand. Il. II; cables. lilo. Marks. demand,
LOS; cables, 200 Government bonds easy !;
railroad bonds, steady.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10

AT the request of many of my friends,
will be Candidate for County Commits
sioner of the Third District, subject to the
Republican Primaries next August.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10
DAILY WEATHER REPORT.

Furnished by the weather bureau office,
Topeka, Kan, for the twenty-four hours
ending at a. m. Saturday.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10

Dallas, Tex.AA tin dipper. wash basin
and a spoon may be convincing evidence
of "moonshining'' police said after con-
fiscating a set. Sweet spirits of nitre
is a jag producer, they said, when properly
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10
Chicago Grain and Provision Market

Kansas City Grain Market.
CThe range OF prices grain futures on
Kansas City Roard of Trade reported
by Thos. J. Myers 3Ot N. F. Bldg,
Kansas City, Jan. 10.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10

New Orleans Cotton Market.
New Orleans Jan. 10.-COTTON-Spot
steady and unchanged.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10
ACCUMULATION

ACCUMULATION
of
CORN AND OATS
By strong forces in Chicago Grain Mar
ket, we learn of big movements. Get full
information through our daily market let
ter. Monthly service S10-3 mos, SD.
Write for copy XII at once. All our clients
have profited through our service. Traders
Statistical Service, 304 S. Dearborn St,
Chicago, III.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10
New York Stock Market.

| FURNISHED by t. j. Myers so1 N. E. Bldg1
/ New York, Jan. 10.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10

New York Cotton Market.
New York, Jan. 10.-Cotton futures
closed easy.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10

Springfield, ul.-The voice behind the
business end of an automatic asked J. A.
Hayes of Detroit for five dollars Hayes
peeled the ''fiver" off 500 roll and passed
1t over. Thanks said the highwayman
as he moved away.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10

New York Jan. 10.-COTTON-Spot,
steady middling, 1925.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10
Topeka Market Report.

Topeka Market Report.
FURNISHED by Chas. Wolff Packing Col
Topeka, Kan, Jan. 10.
HOGS
MIXEP AND BUTCHERS. 80. $11 00614. 90
aEAn1 .-....-...--..--. 1lOOMl:..9O
PIGS 9O06112 90
CHOICE PACKING STOCKS. 1OOOGI13,Oo
Cannot use rough unfinished hogs for
packing purposes. Will have to buy at
stock prices.
Topeka Poultry and Eggs.
FURNISHED by$the Topeks ackina COL
Topeka, Kan, Jaa. 10.
Springs over 2 lbs, 26c; old ROSTERS,
he; young ROSTERS, pc; hens. all sizes. &c
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10

Advertisement
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-01-10

sandwich the governors measures into
the sessions early next week that his
program may be disposed of before
too much thought is given to final adj
journment. The governors bills will
have the right of-way. But action on
other bills will probably be in keeping
with belated movements of Kansas
wheat by the railroad administration
in Washington
The Prescott daily news., 1920-02-04
s. I. A. TO MEET

The s, I. A. will meet at the Grammar School Friday at 3:S0 The grade having the largest number of parents and friends represented at this meeting and the last will be awarded the prize. Every adult at tending has vote for any grade pre- ferred. Parents are permitted to vote for each child they have in school MT. Erwin's grade is ahead and Fri day will determine the winner. All friends of the school please attend thus encouraging the teachers, pupils and the s. |. A. for better schools.
 Program For s. I. A.
 Opening Song-America.
 Reading Mrs. H. E. Bemis.
 Solo Miss Clyde Nelson.
 Talk Rev. T. F. Hall.
 Secretary.
The Prescott daily news., 1920-02-04
! LOCAL EJS nlllS ]

Miss Elizabeth Hamby is spending the day in Hope.
 J. M. Thomas of Emmet, was here this afternoon attending to business affairs.
 Tax Assessor H. B. Almand, of Mt. Moriah, was a business visitor to Prescott today. c. c. Purtle, Prescott route two, was in town yesterday and called at The News Office l Little Miss Aleen Newth is en- tertaining her little friends this af- ternoon in honor of her 7th birth day.
 Mesdames rFed Powell and T. G. Moody are expected home tomorrow from St. Louis where they went to purchase millinery and ready-to-wear A for the Quality Shop and The Moody Millinery Shop. I Good eHalth depends on keeping the feet dry. We are expert shoe re- pairers, J. E. Daniel, J. N. Durham. | Mrs. Chas. R. Miller, who has been visiting friends in the city for the past week, left today for her home at Hugo, Okla.
 Rev. J. A. Parker, who left Monday to attend the Ministers Conference of the Prescott District, at Nashville, was taken i'll at Hope and returned home. He had an attack of influ- enza
 The question of whether or not the high cost of clothing will come down has been settled at last! The govern ment says it will and the manufac- turers say it won't. But the common man knows who knows.
 Continuing the series of sermons at the Prescott Baptist church here Sunday, the pastor, Rev. Commodore Walters, will speak of "Sanctifica tion" in the morning and "Glorifica- tion" in the evening. These sermons are quite interesting and all have a cordial invitation to be present.
 100 or more bushels of Big Ball Rowden planting seed for sale at my office if you will come soon to get them.-W. B. White 14d21
The Prescott daily news., 1920-02-04

Bethmann- -Hollweg, former Imperial German Chancellor, while England will demand Admiral von Tirpitz, for
 mer German Secretary of Marine; Admiral Reinhardt von Scheer, for
 mer Chief of the eGrman Admiralty staff and commander of the German fleet in the battle of Jutland, and Prince Oscar of Prussia, fifth son of former Emperor William.
The Prescott daily news., 1920-02-04
PRESCOTT HI PLAYING
 ENGLAND HI TODAY

The Prescott High School and the England High School basket ball teams will clash this afternoon on the Grammar chool court. This is the second game played by the Prescott Quintet and should prove good con- test. The following is the lineup Coach Irwin will use against England: {: Frisby and Duke, oFrwards; Huskey, Center; Coleman and Bomar, Guards; H, Duke, Griffith and Peachey, sub stitutes.
The Prescott daily news., 1920-02-04
BELGIUM TO DEMAND
 TRIAL OF HOLLWEG

Paris, Feb. In addition to al- ready published lists of those who will be demanded from Germany by. the allies on charges of violation of the laws of war, the Matin says Bel gium will ask for pr. Theobald von
The Prescott daily news., 1920-02-04

lists of Oklahoma in convention here last night. Kate Richards O'Hare, now in the Missouri State Pcniten- tiary, was indorsed for Vice Presi- dent.
The Prescott daily news., 1920-02-04

Oklahoma City, Feb. l.. Eugeilc V. Debs, serving twenty year sentence in the Federal Prison at Atlanta on conviction of charge of sedition, was unanimously indorsed for Psesi- dent of the United States by Social
The Prescott daily news., 1920-02-04

We have quite a number of oli
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
FELT MISERABLE
AFlER SICKNESS
Appetite Cecame Poorer and
Poorer. Sleep was Rest
less and She had
Frequent Headaches
ADVERTISEMENT

ri had an attack of sickness
and wasn't able to get over the
bad effects. 1t left me nervous.
l couldn't get over it and
would get such weak spells, too,
every now and then. My appe-
tite got poorer and poorer, and
my sleep was restless and dis
turbed. | had frequent head
aches that nearly drove me wild
sometimes" declared a lady who
tells below how she secured re-
| lief.
"I knew I needed something,
but what I didn't know until l
saw Earle's Hypo-Cod advertis-
ed. I read the formula and
knew that every ingredient was
good, so l got a bottle and am
now on my second and | must
| say it does all that is, claimed for
it. My appetite is better. My
nerves are much stronger and |
hardly know what nervousness
| is now. The best of all is that it
has made me stronger and |
have my old energy, ambition
and life about me now. / haven't
had a headache either and sleep
good and never have the pains
in my back and sides, SO l am
truly grateful for Earle's Hypo-
Cod and admit it has been more
than q blessing to me. l never
lose an opportunity to praise it.
It is a good medicine and l am
glad to publicly endorse it." con-
tinued Miss Minnie Skinner,
! with the Charlotte Clothing Co.,
and residing at 315 E. Oak St.,
Charlotte, N. c.
After sickness everyone
should take a good tonic to
quickly build them up and there
by avoid the possible complica-
tions. Thousands of users say
that Earle's Hypo-Cod is ideal
in such cases and doctors, drug
gists and nurses say that 1T is
wonderful the way it quickly
builds up a patient and drives
away coughs and colds and
brings back good digestion,
steady nerves, restful sleep and
strength. Just try bottle to-
day.
Earle's Hypo-Cod is sold here
by L. G. Fox and the leading
druggists in all nearby towns.
Prices$1.25 plus SC war tax.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
LIMITATIONS OF NATURE.

ITS no ,lse," signs the nature wiz
ard, II may well give up"
What is botherlng you?' we asked,
alphabetically.
Il got started few years ago on a
whim of mine, I took head Of cab
bage and crossed it with a white po-
tato and grew eyes on it, then l
crossed them with cOrnstalk and
grew ears on it, then l crossed that
with squash and grew a neck on 1t,
then ! crossed that with coconut
and grew hair on 1t, but hanged if I
can figure out what to do for nose
and mouth"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
NOTICE OF LAND SALE.

North Carolina-Richmond County.
Under and by virtue of decree of
the superior court of Richmond coun-
ty in the special proceeding entitled
James A. Ingram, plaintiff VS.. W. s.
Ingram, Jr, defendant, the undersign-
ed commissioner will on March %,
1920, at IL o'clock M. in front of the
court house door in the town Of Rock
ingham offer for sale to the highest
bidder for cash, subject to the confir-
nation of the court the following de-
scribed tract or parcel of land, lying
in the aforesaid county and state,
bounded and described as follows:
Beginning at stake on the bank of
canal on Mountain creek and runs S.
62 IL E. 100 poles to an oak stump
in ledge of rock; thence N. 81 "a
East 40 poles to bridge across Betsys
branch; thence up the various courses
Of said branch about South 40 east
about 224 poles TO a spring head at
head CT said branch; then west 40
poles to a Spanish oak in E. M. Over
tons line; thence with his line S. 76 l.2
west 80 poles to his corner; thence N.
40 west with line of the Wade tract
12O poles; thence N. 36 east As poles;
thence N. IA west 7S poles to Noun
tain Greek; thence up the various
courses of Mountain Creek about SO
poles to the beginning, containing
152 1-2' aches, more or less.
This the Goth day OF February, 1920.
w. r. JONES,
Commissioner
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
wind Blow" Items.
(Contrlbured)

Miss Ollie Macleod, from Alma. is
spending the week at Mr.. c. B. Longs. -.
Mr.. A. w. Whitley left Monday for a
few days stay in Hartsville, S. c.
Mr.. Lacy and jim Williams, from Max.
ton, spent Saturday night and Sunday
here with friends.
Mr.. John Dawkins, from Alma, spent
the day Sunday at Mr.. c. P. Longs.
Mr.. H. R. Berry and family, from Harts
vile, S. c., spent Sunday night al Mr.. A
D. Whitley's.
Mr.. Oscar Mcleod, from Alma, spent
Saturday night at Mr.. D. c. Longs.
Mr.. Joe Swink was calling on Main St
again Sunday night.
Miss Pearl Long spent the day in Eller.
be Saturday.
Miss Ollie Mcleod, Miss Dora and
Pearl Long and Mr.. Martin Long spent
Sunday p. m. in Norman visiting friends
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
COMMISSIONERS LAND sTLE.

North Carolina-Richmond County.
Under and by virtue of an order OF
the superior court of Richmond coun
t.. in the special proceeding entitled
James A. Ingram, administrator, C. T.
A. Of Nancy w. Benton, vs. Mary E.
Capel, ct al, the undersigned commits
sioners will offer for sale to the high.
est bidder for cash on Monday, March
22nd, 1920, at II O'Clock M. in front OF
the court house door in the town OF
Rockingham, subject to confirmation
of the court, the following described
tracts or porcels Of land:
First Tract: Beginning in the old
Gay road by pine north of the OH
Benton house and runs with said road
s. IL e. 20 poles to a stake in said
road; then N. 81 w. IS poles then N.
"A west % poles;s then N. II w. 62 AS
poles to the Jacob Ingram land at cor
ner Of pasture; then S. IL E. rs poles
to stake by Holly tree, formerly large
poplar, the beginning corner of the A.
&c. Benton tract; then S. SO 3-4 e. 124
poles to poplar stump, formerly a
large poplar; then N 80 E. 72 poles to
Victor Hines corner on the east side
of Naked creek also a corner of A. c..
Benton tract; then up and with the
various courses Of Naked creek to the
ford at Old Rockingham road then
with said old road N. so w. 1S poles;
N Al IL W. 81 poles to where the old
Gay road formerly intersected the
Rockingham road; then N SO w. lis
poles to a poplar by the old Gay Road;
then with the Gay road S. 10 E. poles
to the beginning, containing 141 IL
acres more or less.
Second Tract: Beginning bv 4 holly
tree, formerly large poplar near a
branch, q corner of the Nancy W.
Benton Tract and runs s. 1-2 east 1eO
poles to a stake by pine pointers near
the top of a hill; then s. 81 E. 6S poles
to sweet gum. John Bob Covingtons s
corner; then with his line N. 80 3-4 E..
3S 40 pofes to his corner; then with
his lipe s. 81 IA e. S5 6-25 poles to
his corner; then with his line s. SO IL
west % S-25 poles to his corner, for
merly large dead post oak; then s..
81 e. IS poles to Naked Creek ct. old
ford, Capels corner; then up and
with the various courses of said creek
to the mouth Of Capel branch; then
up and with the various courses of said
branch to the old Rockingham road,
about 4 poles east of the new road;
then N. 8 1-2 west II poles to Victor
Hines corner, formerly post oak on
the east side of said old road then N
20 IL west 1873 poles to Hines cor
me-. on the east side Of Naked creek,
also a corner of the Nancy w. Benton
tract; then with line Of the Nancy
w. Benton tract s. so w. 72 poles to
a poplar stump, formerly a large pop
lar; then N. SO 3-4 w. 124 poles to the
beginning. containing 179 IA acres,
more or less.
This February Goth, 1920.
w. s. THOMAS and w. r, JONES,
Commissioners.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
On the Match

Mrs. Styles-I see an inventor has
combined cigar cutter with a watch
for men.
Mr.. Styles-Is 1t In the shape of a
lady?
81 don't know. But why?"
swell, they're always on a watch
for men,"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
Executors Notice.

Having qualified as executor of the
late Mrs. Martha c. Cooper, this is tc
notify all persons having claims against
the said decedent to present them duly
verified, to the undersigned on or before
February IL, 1921, or this notice will he
plead in bar of their recovery. All who
are indebted to said decedent will please
make prompt payment.
This, Feb. 18th, 1920.
w. H. COOPER, Executor.
Laurinburg, N. c.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
Letters Wanted.

A news letter, is wanted by the
T-DIsPATcH from'every sect.
ion, every community and from
every Route in the county. Ap-
point yourself a correspondent
and send the paper the personals
and local happenings of your sec.
ton. See that your village is
represented in the paper. Above
allsthings I-else, in writing be ac-
curate and write plainly.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26

For sale, a pair of bay horses
(mare and a horse) aged about
10 years and perfectly matched.
Reason for selling, have left the
farm. Will sell these two ami.
mails at public auction to high
est bidder in front of the court
house on Monday, March End,
at IL o'clock, unless sold private
ly in the meantime. B. H. Shan
kle.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
Anything to Sell?

Got anything you want to sell
Any old furniture, stoves, extra
farming implements, cattle,
mules, eggs, home-canned goods,
hot-seasoned .,home-ground sau.
sage? Iflso, put a short advt in
the WANT column of the Post.
Dispatch and you'll get results
Don't peddle' e''your stuff around
Save your time by having the
customer write toyou.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
A Chance With Flu.

Why take a chance while the
flu is spreading? Secure at once
a bottle Of flu solution and a good
atomizer from Fox Drug Co.
A full stock Of antitoxin, such as
pneumonia, flu, whooping cough
and any of the latest medical dis.
coveriesin antitoxin serums are
kept in stock at Fox Drug Conf
pany.. (advt)
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
To Keen a Secret,

: Mr.. Multirox-Pm going to send you
bunch of orchids for your birthday
tomorrow. Shall make 1t one for each
year?
Miss Peachbiow-Then all the girls
will count them and find out how old
am. Better send me hundred. They'll
know I'm not that old.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
LEARN MILLINERY.

Ladies, learn millinery. Milliners in
big demand. Enroll now for coming
season. Diplomas given. Best course
in southern states. Write for partic-
ulars. Jordan's Millinery school, 220
Highland avenue. Atlanta, Ga.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26

"Some ofiicehOlders are not very in
tustrous."
"Well," explained Senator Sorghum,
"after man has been running for
office he's liable to feel tired enough
for good, long rest"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
The Proof.

"The new doctor who came here to
vaccinate the children must have been
in the army"
what makes ysu think sOT''
"AE soon as he had them lined up
before him he said, Present arms.'"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
Pure-bred Poultry Eggs.

Eggs for Matching from pure
bred poultry, extra heavy layers
! have SC. Rhode Island Reds
S. c. Brown Leghorps, and Spot.
ted Anconas. All eggs strictly
fresh. Choice of either varieties
$500 per Is. e. Cliff Dawkins,
Box Is, Entwistle, N. c.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
No Motor lmmunities.

"Anyhow," remarked the blunt
friend, this old boat of yours will
never get you arrested for speeding"
NO" answered Mr.. Chuggins, shut
I'll ger arrested just the same, only
it'll he for standing still in the wrong
place"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
Pluck,

"NIy boy" said the prospective IA
ther-in-law, "yOu will discover that my
daughter he's expensive tastes"
II d!scos cred that long ago. sir; bun
] gritted my teeth and made an en-
gagement for the very next night"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
A Misapprehension.

"T'he agent told us there was run
ming water In every loom when W,
signed the lease"
"Was thereY'
Il should say so. Every water pipt
In the place was leaking"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
Highly Divertinq.

Wifie-I did so enjoy myself thii
afternoon.
Hubby--HOw so?
Wifie--I went to the theater and
cried all through the play, it was $,
sad.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26

WANTED.--Young men for railway
mail clerks, $110 month. Experience
unnecessary. For free particulars ex-
aminations. write j. Leonardo former
government examiner), AL Equitable
Bldg, Washington, d. c.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
He Didn't Know.

Sentimental Mary-Oh, don't yor
just love to cuddle up against the
good old spring and feel the glorious
ness of it!
Mere mani don't know. I've al
ways slept on a mattress.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
How He Does X,

'TTiS wifi believes everything he
tells her"
THAT 50? How does he manage
t."
"IIe makes it a practice not to tell
her much"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-26
Truth and Poetry,

"You should keep to the straight
and narrow path"
'"True." said Mr.. Chuggins, with
great earnestness. "The journey of
life, like every other journey. seems tc
be at its worst in the detours."