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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-10-08

CAMPECK CLOTHES play prominent
part in the SALE Find them at every price from Sl575
up. Crompton Corduroy, Penrod and other nationally
known makes and the Hecht Co. Clothes are also in
cluded.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-10-08

They regular $40 enthusiastically high grade and
worthy your selling these this low
meeting the public demand for good dependable clothing
sonabc We have complete of all other
words please you.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-10-08

THOSE Suits priced $15.75, SOS and
S24.75 may be had with either or two pairs OF
pants Every favored fabric and style is represented
for the sale takes in our entire stock. Sizes to 18
years.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23

wen. weil. that's a frightful case
What made you marry Il wivesT
asked the judge.
-Weu, your honor, 7 didn't like the
number 13."-Jefferson CTexas) News.
Judge-'VThere did the automobile
hit you2"
Rastus-"Weil. judge, If I'd been
carrying a license number it would
have been busted into a thousand
piecez''-schenectady CN. " Union
Star.
Prosecuting attorney Ito opponent)
You're the biggest boob in the
city"
Judge trapping for orderl--Gen-
tlemen. you forget am here --syra-
cuse Herald.
3IaEistrate-.But your wife says
you haven't spoken a word TO her for
over a year
Polite prisouer-''No. your worship.
didn't want 20 interrupt her
Persons Weekly.
Repeat the words the defendant
used" said the lawyer
I'D rather not. They were not fit
words 90 tell a gentleman
Then" said the attorney, whisper
them 70 the judge. Pros resstve
Farmer.
TO new maid-"This IS my sons
room. Hes in Yale"
-Ea2 Ny hrudder ban there too"
what YEAR,
no year. da jodge yust say You
AXel. so days in yam Truth seeker.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23

Of making extended trips by automO-
bile This is doing the country a
great good, as it opens up Isolated
districts and keeps the Americans in
touch with their own country"
Soldiers at Fort Bliss did their
part in making the Red Cross roll call
a success said MAJ Leonard G. Coop.
field director. Many organizations
on duty at the post went 100 percent.
remarkable record considering that
per month Individual members OF
various organizations devoted most
OF their time to the work OF securing
members, because the soldier. per
haps more than anyone else, appre-
ciates the work done and planned by
the Red Cross.
when the mahogany trees are
gone in Guatemala no more viii be
planted said c. George Reidel.
Planting mahogany trees is not a
good commercial proposition. for the
reason that it takes 400 years to grow
a good mahogany tree. I am planting
pineapple trees as an experiment I
have an 1l0U0-acre mahogany ranch
in Guatemala Mahogany on the west
the world II brings $3.50 a thousand
feet The sawed lumber is shipped
to san Francisco. where IL is made
into furniture. Guat emala is one Of
the richest countries in the world and
very attractive for an investor. Ia
Dor Is cheap, the average wage for
Workingmen being 80 cents a day
cotton, sugar and coffee are the lead
ing crops"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23

70 the usual and expected winter in
tluL OF health seekers, are arriving
in the city. Compared 10 other cities
OF this size in the country, FL Paso' s
working conditions are very good. and
a great many Of the new arrivals are
placed in temporary or permanent po-
sitions."
Automobile thievery presents a
zeal problem TO the police Of border
cities" said police captain P. Il Phoe
nix Being so near the border,
thieves can quickly get the stolen
property into Mexico. and a recovery
from there is difficult EI Paso own
er5 have been fortunate in a way, as
indicated by the police report for Oc-
were recovered Despite this show
ing. it behooVes the owner TO be on
the lookout and TO notify police the
moment a car is stolen"
= >
Americans are becoming a nation
Of overland travellers" said D. w.
Jameson Every days news carries
stories Of more roads building. and
combined with this is news OF grow
ing automobile sales. FL Paso is in a
tourist travel is becoming, as Il draws
q ful share Of all southwestern
travel The railroads in raising their
rates in reality cut their income, to
my mind, as long trips, with increased
fares and Pullman costs, have made
IL cheaper to travel by automobile.
SO that the railroad is coming TO
mean less in the life OF the tourist.
in former times none thought
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23
Hunt And Siam.

co FORMER governor Hunt CT Arizona has been presented
y in due and ancient fern the grand BobO Of siam
How proud this great southwestern state must feel Of Its
minister afar, pride and pet Of president Wilson.
According to the dispatches from somewhere in Siam
the former governor had 10 through all Of the hoku
pokus Of ancient druds lodge to get finally at the feet
Of the head Of the conoo which Samese for the
peepuL
Walking down long aislss Of brownish yellow folk
dressed IN bathing suits and welding peacock tails to keep
the flies off the distinguished envoy M Hunt had to pass
through many gates until he to parallel ases Of
swsres nuder than ali the rest who salaamed Before him
got the main squeeze Of the precinct who stood
baTefooted his throne wearing Prince Albert coat and
eabmans hat After exchange of the eourteses It
reported the envoy and monarch sat down to quiet smoke
and chew Of tobacco, the mogul taking the chew.
That evening it nay be presumed the former governor
went TO movie while the high gazks went to his favorite
beer garden There's doubt about It. President Wilson
has way Of rewarding the faithful that can't De beat
Probably Arizona is able to bear up under the ENJOYS
absence from the state but II must feel little jealous
even so.
Now that things have begun to come down lot Of
people not keen about buying them Queer world
When the committee calls, buy a tree.
The fiddle is the instrument you love- the violin is the
enc you play in public.
-o
Skin is only beauty deep.
OF all the paths that lead 10 a p0H1an's love- Phys
the strGgHtea.
Francis Beaumont
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23
Short Sn6tCheS
From EUe1yIghere


IL is big laundry bin for four rair
OF s0iled SoL.-ChicagO Evening Post.
This fails cider crop may help the
hacE-to-the-tarrn movement next
sprfnE.-Providenca Tribune
Profiteers should not be allowed to
throw coal dust in the eyes OF the
ueopIe.-Cauton Daily News
Vow that woman has the vote, poll-
tfciaus are trying 20 make hit VITA
every lliss.-Norfois- inian-PlIor-
Now they say that Edison wen the
war. which lets out both the Rsuub-
licans and the itesHurs
sun
Boston paper reports an unusual
amount Of dirty money In circulation
Oh. never mind, we can wash our
hands-Syracuse Post Standard
we shan now look seriously into
the pinE-ponE game and see u 10 ls Of
such a character that the crooks wiz
attempt 20 corrupt Houston Post
Comiskey has put 70 his credit the
most remarkable play in the history
Of the game by retiring eight men on
a foul ball--New York Evening Post
Men are less ceremouious than
they were IN the old days lr is a
rare thing now TO hear one saying
70 another "Well. here's looking az
you .'-roledo Blade
Shakspera made king Richard III
or some other fellow yell "A horseL
But men don't yel that now. Instead,
when they get In pinch, they cry
for a @goat.'-Selma Times.
The American Library association
reports a large Increase In the NUM-
Der OF young men, formerly saloon
frecuenters. VINO use the Libraries.
Somebody has tipped them off to
Bacon's statement that reading
maketh a fuu mau-"-Clevsland Pain
Dealer.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23
anY New arrivals In 81 PaSo Looking For Employment
Owner Should Notify Police As Soon IS He Misses Auto

TIE problem OF She unemployed is
more serious in FL Paso at the
present time than IL has been
Tor years said ]. p. GWin, secretary
Of tne Associated Charities IAN in
ruL OF men from California and frem
the eastern manufacturing centers
has been coming into the city for the
past several weeks until there is a
large number OF able but unskilled
workers cut Of Jobs With the clos
ING OF the fruit and harvesting sea-
sons in California and the closing
down or putting on half time sched-
ules Of the factory ceuters OF the
east hundreds Of persons in addition
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23

The while we bless the Glvsr
For all BIS bounties free.
Re hears or call. alike on all
The blessings OF Thanksgiving ian
We've garnered for our mediums
The fields OF golden grain.
For well we know that seed-tins
VIII come to earth again;
Each thankful heart remembers
T'hs harvests that have sped.
And IN the cool Novemhers
Is bowed the grateful head
And hymn and prayer meet on the air,
And gratitude Is everywhere.
o day renowned IN storyi
o Pilgrim-given morn.
In humblenass and glory
In bleak New England born;
We hail thee with devotion
Beneath the roof and tree
From ocean unto ocean
Beloved By all the free;
The hymns that rise toward the siiet
Are rich in holy symphonies
Within the sacred chsncels,
Beyond the ioWlest door.
ThanksEiving's sweet svangels
Are sung bg-rich and poor
In Eladness and not sorrow
Mayran together pray.
So that cur lands Tomorrow
Nay echo Gods To-day,
And blessings greet al hearts that NEE
where float the anthems pure and sweet
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23
Reflections OF A Bachelor Girl
BY HELM ROW. and

THE first love affair is a miracle.
1 the second an adventure, the third
an event-and al the rest merely
A Toman'a whole life is spent
on an altar. she IS always Evor-
shipping somefhlnE-nn ideal. a
fetch, an art, a fad. a prophet a
pet dog, a manor herself.
We used TO speak Of the "Eau from
grace" but the modern debutante
doesn't walt 20 fail; she dives head
foremost, and merrily floats out on
the sea Of experience
= = =
That Irresistible impulse. which a
woman always has 20 cuddle up a
fluffy kitten and coo to IL, IS the
same emotion that a man feels at
the sight OF a pretty Woman-and
mistakes e for love.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23

Speaking OF things TO eat. I'd
rather have Uncle Wiggily." suddenly
called a harsh voice, and out from
under an old blackberry bush popped
the bad Fuzzy Fox, who was as red
as a red squirrel 7 think III have
Uncle WiEgily for my Thanksgiving
dinner" said the red Fuzzy Fox
You will eh2 Wen, 7 guess not
Run away from herel You're red
and 7 can't bear redl7 cried 1Ir- Cob
bic Obble. Run away as fast as
you canl- and the turkey gentleman
chased after the red Fuzzy Fox and
nipped the end OF his tail
~Oh. deari on. WOW. Oh. DON'T
Oh. stopl" hoWled the Red Fox. and
away he ran as fast as he could, not
getting the bunny uncle at all
-Wsus I'm glad you don't ike red
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23

@Americans are now spending
soIooo,OOo a year for candy and
every mnrried woman wonders
who got her share;
Ne woman cans resist the nan
whose gaze OF alteration Is as fixed
and perpetual as his teeth. and who
wears his devoted" manner as
naturally and constantly as he does
his collar.
Tt takes Just about a year Of mar
riage for a man to become accus-
toned to going home regularly and
staying there, evenings-and just
about another year for him 70 begin
TO wonder why he does it.
When a man declares that a woman
understands" him. you may safely
conclude that she knows just enough
about him, TO serve him his iavOrite
dishes, overlook his favorite weak
nesses, laugh at his f1vorite stories
and applaud his favorite illusions
about himself
In love mixing rs in COM
ple1ions and Jewels the real
thing. deHrie, never appears quite
rs brilliant and dazzling rs the
imitation.
In love. a man on his knees is worth
two on a pedestal-but, alas, a man
seldom goes down on his knees to
anything but an automobile, nova
days--Copyright, 1920, by the Wheel
er Syndicate Inc
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23

can barely feel the throbbing Of the
engines. II it be clear there Is no
sound outside, but when the log closes
down the occasional booming Of the
deep voiced whistle reaches orr sub
consciousness even in sleep. All in all,
And our people can still Joke. about
submarines-nobody can believe any
body would be so crude as TO try to
torpedo a ship carrying a couple Of
thousand perfectly harmless soldiers.
CONTINUED tomorrow
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23

things" said lrr. LonEears, as ar
Gobhle Obble came back, having
driven away the Fuzzy Fox
and Pm glad you don't eat turkey
for Thanksgiving" said the Eobbler-
So they were both happy. And if the
Jumping Jack doesn't dip the foun-
tain pen in the bottle % milk 20 make
Sc write like a piece or chalk. I'll tell
you next about Uncle WISELY s.
Thanksgiving --CopyriEh 1899, by
Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23

have been howl from every pac1st and socasc radcz
country but When through the orderly processes Of
the civil law, the found guilty Of crime, it was
asserted that they had done anything it act Of
war and that they should have the mmunes Of prisoners
Of If this be true then of have committed
crime against the code Of nations in hanging the six first
convicted. Isn't it dreadful
No single executive should possess the power of his
initiative and uncontrolled impulse to undo the work of the
regularly constituted courts and set convicts at liberty
There in which executive clemency" should be
exercised but at least there should be competent board Of
review which should conduct hearings make open recon-
In like this N New Mexico, the action is final the
But it is long way from finally convincing the great body
timely, even just.
fair to introduce any racial OF international
considerations into the discussion Of this Spanish
Americans abhored Villas deed and volunteers had been
called fer at the time with view to following up the punt
tive expedition with drastic action SpanishAmerns
would have responded large numbers The governor de-
MES that he is influenced by desire to curry favor with
Mexico, and says he made his decision conscientious
grounds We may question his Judgment but there Is no
reason to accuse him Of any but honorable motive.
England could probably lick ireland if it came to fair
fight But would ireland stay licked? There is to
doubt it.
The custom in Mexican diplomacy seems to be: If you
get by with it. It is official If not It is repudiated.
hotel On Mt Franklin ought to pay if they put in an
elevator
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23
Owed To Pumpkin Pie
A PUMPKIN pie IS a luscious thing
- Mhat harl would not or lLs *

a PUMPKIN pie is a luscious thing
a What bard would not o. its ex-
c6lleuce sinE2
TWould tickle Lucullus' palate
And who wouldn't give it a ballot2
u is succulent gold and sunshine
mixed H-
A dish for the gods when properly
fixed
A wedge OF it. plDeass. and III split
my facet
Vow hand me another-Tu run you
race -
Hats or TO the pumpkin DIei
A yellow globe in a field Of maize.
Some milk from the cows that low
o.
An esq or two that the speckled hen
lays.
And snow white -four for the dough
o.
a pinch Of this and a trine Of that
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23
The Great Blessing

that called and purple pills.
thickness had paid the doctors bills And
the road and under
feeling
likewise ubago
do
by bleak disaster
balderdash
beside other boons
atters who kick when they
question and life full and sweet and rich Yes ugly prob
us conf0und for I feeling vel
Copyright By George Matthew WALT MASON
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23
WARNS GASOLINE DEALERS.

A drive 70 eliminate fire dangers
resulting from careless and Illegal
handling and storage OF gasoline viii
be Instituted December / on dealers.
firms and individuals who have failed
to secure a permit under the gasoline
ordinance. according to l. 7. Jones,
city inspector Of weights and meas
ures.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23

TEXANS IN OKLAHOMA SCHOOLS.
Norman, Okla. Nov. Bout Of
2713 students, including 1914 fresh
men. enrolled for the fall semester
Of the I920-21 school year at the Uni
versiry Of Oklahoma, Texas Is repre-
scented by a total Of - students.
Texas students include Joseph G..
Thompson, Of FL Paso, freshman, arts
ard sciences.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23

olden
The leaves are fall-
ing fast
In russell hue1 and
golden,
Before November
blast:
Clear flows the sun
lit river
Toward the ahads
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23

You never can ten what the cook is
at
wish that knew how the trick is
done
doa't-6ut know that under the
sun
There's naught beats a pumpkin
I'm glad that I live in the world to
the vest
Don't ten ne OF Greece and its
want none OF Already. Isles Of the
BlesL
And other spots famous in storvl
The fruits Of the south and the-
traits Of the East
Could never, no, never, produce sucl
a feast
AS that which we eat meath Ohis
Wien the pumpkin is yellow and
right for pies
our glorious pumpkin uia-
Cleveland Plalndealar.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23

THE young lady across the way says
1 more and more attention Is being
paid to pediatrics and personally she
thinks Cuban heels are high enotgh for
any girl to wear.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23
ACROSS
In War Time
LEAVES FROM AN
OVERSEAS NOTEBOOK
ID
By H. D. SLATER.

The Oversees Notebook" contains a
variety OF material gathered BY the editor
OF The Herald "a Europe during the war
and after Excerpts VIII be published in
this column daily during the next several
months Publication OF the "Notesfs be-
San October rs. Today's iustalment con-
tinues the general narrative from the
diary with the story OF crossing in sub
marine time.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23
Let AllGive Thanks.

BY 7. c. Harbaugh.
Deep IN the forests
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-23

England could probably lick ireland If It came to fan
ght But would Ireland stay licked? There is tc
oubt it.
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1920-04-13

administration comes TO be writ
ten, there will be found more
constructive legislation than per
haps in any administration Of the
country, unless it be that OF
Thomas Jefferson. In most Of
that legislation Republicans join
ed with what was then the Dem
ocratic majority in this body TO
enact it into law. In fact, you
seek to justify this resolution
here by citing an alleged declara-
ton of the President to the CT
feet that the war had ended.
Great pity it is that the Republi-
can majority should not only
seek to cite and follow the dec
larations OF the President when
it suits their purposes. great pity
it is that while YOU followed him
in the various pieces Of construc-
tive legislation which he recon-
mended during the past three
Congresses. you do not continue
to follow him in this Congress,
but have permitted the heat OF
party passion, the desire for
party success, to induce you to
leave the ways that have illus
trated the best that is in your
party when you were. followers
in that respect Of Woodrow Will
son. and for the sake of selHsh.
partisan success have in this
Congress attempted to destroy
him."
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1920-04-13
Service Pipes And Maintenance
OF Service


l. The Gas Company will not
turn gas, into any new service
pipe unless i is properly INSTALL
ed. not trapped. and is of ade-
guate size, never less than one
and one-quarter inches. Under
no circumstances should the cal
culated drop in pressure through
such service pipe with the maxi
mum estimated consumption ex-
ceed two-tenths (02) inches.
2. The Gas Company will in
stall all new service pipes free
to the curb line. and when re-
quested 1t will install such pipes
from the curb to the customers
premises. However. where i'm
proved sidewalk or street paving
IS involved, the customer shall
pay for the cost of relaying same.
payment TO lie made in advance.
}. When plumb CIR installs any
new service pipes from the curb
10 the consumers premises, or re-
pairs any service pipe now in
Use. the Company before turning
gas into same. shall inspect the
service pipe and test. or witness
test, of such pipe for tightness,
and material used lefore it is
covered. All service pipes shall
lie galvanized or have suitable
covering approved Is the Com
pany, The Company will issue a
certificate of approval after same
has teen inspected and tested.
and until such certificate is is
sued the Company will refuse to
turn gas on. The cost TO the
Company of the Inspections shall
he paid for by the plumb er doing
the work. The rules 10 lie COM
piled with in laying service
pipes will be kept on file at the
Company's office
4. Services which drain toward
the consumers premises, shall
e provided with adequate drips.
Before any such services or drips
are installed the plumber doing
the work shall obtain approval of
the Gas Company. Such drips
will be emptied periodically by
the Gas Company.
8. The Company will maintain
service. that is. adequate gas sup
ply at proper pressure. Up to the
consumers meter without charge,
except as noted ielow
6. IN any case where a service
pipe is trapped under ground or
OF inadequate size and it is nee
cesSary to free it from condensa-
lion two or more times during
any one year. the Company will
notify the owner of the property
IA writing. and. if rented. the ten
ant also that the service pipes
should lie renewed in accordance
with the above specification. Ii
no action IS taken within rea-
sonable time the Company will
make a charge Of One Dollar
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1920-04-13

'1ohtinued FROM rage One.)
James c. Cresap. president of the
organization, and the other memters
were. Mrs. A. c. Hill. Mrs. Ber-
nard Wells, Mrs. Abram Moss. Miss
katherine Walton and Miss Adele
Randall.
After the Council had decided to
accept the report of the League. re-
latiye to an investigating committee.
action was taken to provide for the
tyDing of copies of the Company's
rules at question, so that all 1.-THE mem
hers Of the Council and other per-
sons who are to investigate the sit
uation may have copy at hand.
Here is an epitomc of the rules as
drawn up by officials of the Public
Utilities Company. .bt