The producers news. [volume] (Plentywood, Mont.) 1918-1937, 1920-05-07
A LEAP YEAR RHYME

hoping LtlaL IL pIOuuCcS ItoAlIS.
Come all you girls and listen,
Just harken unto me;
will tell you al Of something
That will make your sorrows flee.
I've been thinking of it lately,
I'm sure it is fact
That the boys around this neighbor-
Want to try the Leap Year Act.
Anon Magneson has been patiently
Looking forward to this year!
Now, if you'd pop the question
1t would fill him with good cheer.
Alois Amstutz is another
You'll agree he's not so old.
! Now, girls, you can't resist him
Because on you he'll spend his gold.
We thought that our pale Otto Hoff
Long ago had made a catch,
You'd better not ask him,
Unless you want to make a match.
Henry Styve has been noted
For his lovely auto rides!
There is still chance to win him,
In the lovely evcntidc.
Martin Olson wants a helper;
Needs one bady-told us so;
Now if you help poor Martin
All the rest will let you go.
! Pete Keamas is longing
And watching for one of you,
Enchanting in his anguish
Oh, Lord, anything will do.
F. S. Ford-handsone fellow;
| Girls, you must look out for him,
Don't mention lifelong friendship
Or he'll surely rope you in.
Eddie Moe, our patient clerk,
For a lovely girl does sigh,
just set your cap in the window;
He's yours if he doesn't whizz by.
And if you're up against it,
And cant find one high or low,
Anus Larson or VIM. White will take
| YOU,
If you bring along the dough-
Andrew II. Fadness is on the market
Says he wants 4 chosen mate.
Nab him girls, this very moment
| Before it IS too late
Gus HendericAson now don't forget
| him;
Freeze onto him this very hour,
| He'll make 4 model husband,
Tho he looks !; little sour.
Now there is Charley klissis
w no mas entered TINS SCfl1e,
Says he would be happy
With most any kind of wife.
Albert Almberg, nice young fellow,
# you're thinking of him strong,
Has gone with the redeemed ones,
Won't be bachelor long.
Rudolph White, bashful fellow,
Would like to have a mate,
But hasn't the nerve to ask her;
Ere long it may be too late.
Mr.. Peter Berg
Has decided now of late
To quit the farming and threshing
And hunt himself a mate.
Gus Leader is still waiting
And dreaming of the time
When some fair maiden
Will say, Darling you are NINE"
Walter Tobason, college student,
Returned to US one day,
Said he was tired of books and study,
And with the Archer girls would stay.
Now there is Nels Moe,
And he never cracks smile,
But way down deep in his heart
He can beat them all mile
Kenneth Heines-he's a hummer
And ne wants 4 wife with hay,
He dresses like drummer
And he wants his wife to stay.
Elmer Denzer or Charley Peterson
Nice young farmers,
Who work both night and day,
Say they want a wife,
| Whether she is black or white.
Frank Palubicki is still waiting
Let ME give you girls bunch.
Who ever gets that fellow
Will get honey bunch
Now there is Bud Plinn
| Who looks like an innocent fellow.
| Attic he's rather young
he might make an intelligent hubby.
Now all You girls of Archer
just think about this rhyme
me me boys within this township ):
Dear girls, do not be bashful,
For were sure the way is clear:
Remember what tell you,
There's no such thing, next year.
When YOU think you've met the right
fellow,
Resolve THAT you must be mine,"
For remember in this year
Old February has twenty-nine.
IS
CARD OF THANKS
We wish tn thanh Tho r,,on1,