South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-27

We are not easily discouraged. but
we feel that we are engaged in a
wilful waste Of time and space in
trying to get people TO lay in a sup
ply of coal in June. The folks are
just naturally too busy chasing the
Ice cart and throwing their money
at the iceman.
Where can 1 get the text of the
republican platform p asks Fred
Grimes Fred, you can get it from
Corinthians. 9:22 as follows: ITO
the weak became ! as weak, that l
might gain the weak; 1 am made all
things TO all men"
Belts for men started out as
"a shion and soon took the form of
luxury. Then the women quit sew
ing on buttons and belts have be-
come an essential to those who are
sticklers about keeping their pants
on.
The president will remain in
Washington and not go TO Woods
Hole. After the Coliseum results
were announced the president saw
very clearly that Woods Hole
would be occupied by Wood himself.
It now turns out that Sen Hard
ing was taking a bath at the mo-
ment he was nominated. We call
upon the proletariat to remember
this. He is not one of US.
Now for the propheteering that
no political party or government can
stop.
Gov. Edwards is for The treat
without reservations.
OF course Frisco is a syncopated
form OF San Francisco, but now
that the Eighteenth amendment is
in full operation there ought not 10
be any difficulty in pronouncing the
towns name in full.
A cablegram says the French see
a friend in Harding That's good.
but the French would be wiser TO
cultivate the friendship of the next
president Of the United States.
How proudly the democratic roos-
tiers will sing out "McAdoodle-doo"
on the night of Nov. ?.
Another reason why the San
Francisco convention is 20 be love
feast is because post office la
mode appears on its menu.
Probably 4 Ncws-Timcs Carriers
Wife.
Such a darling blouse, How
much is it?" asked the gushing
shopper at Milady shop.
Fifty dolIars-and so sweet for
the price,"
It's a dear-just exactly what 1
want. the color and everything
believe / will take Though S5O-"
Pardon me- madam. 7 have made
n mistake-this is marked only SD
instead of $50"
oh see, Well show me some
thing a little better"
There would be no particular OBJ
lection 20 a woman vice president if
one could be found who was a pa
tient and consistent listener. We
believe. however. woman would be
happier as senator. considering that
the senate clings TO the tradition OF
unlimited debate
frequently hut we could never be
guilty OF rejecting upon their in
telligence 10 the point Of predicting
the election OF the Chicago ticket.
We suppose Tammany has sent
that monster delegation 10 San
Francisco 10 give democracy "a close
view OF the agony OF thirst
r. ". ellis is organizing a fish
inc party 10 go into Canada for "A
few weeks this summer He tells
US the bait IS good and plenty of IT,
and that the success OF the trip is
assured. Send I'm your reservations
10 the Dodge man.
The only bright thing that YOU can
see about some men is the seat OF
their pants
The Wooden Mfg. Co, has done 50
much for Mishawaka in the past we
would not De surprised 20 see il turn
over that splendid coliseum building
10 the city on the advent OF the dem
ocratic MAYOR next year. II would