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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01

very much. am well and strong and
now able to do my work. I cannot
thank you enough and recommend
East 18th St., Bayonne, N. J.
1t must be admitted by every fair
minded, intelligent person, that medi-
cine could not live and grow in popular
ity for over forty years, and today hold
as does Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, without possessing great
virtue and actual worth. Such med
icines must be looked upon and termed
both standard and dependable by every
+A;rlinc- rerson
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
Reckless Experiment.

Friend" said Cactus Joe to the
man who had just alighted from the
BUS, could you tell us what a soviet
fs?"
what do you want to know for?"
Crimson Gulch has been getting so
orderly and subdued that some of our
most prominent citizens are talking
about leaving. We need some excite
ment and we wouldn't mind little
trouble if it didn't last too long. From
what l can hear soviet, If 1t was
managed right, would about fill the
bill"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01

parallel with the first course run one hum
bred feet 1000 to the said line of Lafa-
yette avenue; and running thence wester-
ly and along the said line of Lafayette
avenue, thirty seven feet, six inches
(37' 6") to the point or place of beginning.
Together with all and singular the
rights. liberties, privileges. Entertainments
and appurtenances thereunto belonging
or in anywise appertaining, be sold, to
pay and satisfy in the first place unto the
said complainant the sum of S2,57O, with
lawful interest thereon.
JOSEPH KINZLEY, JR.,
$40 S2478 II. Rep. -Palsdan. Sheriff
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
A 9 g
FEW o
LITTLE
Sl14ll|]ES
~ -
80 uGEi
ASSURED OF SOLITUDE.

"Whas do you think of this rich
man providing himself with hand.
some tomb to sleep in after he's
dead?'
He might have put the money into
hospital, public park or library"
"YesY'
people would naturally visit those
places. It's cinch they'll never re-
sort to his tomb in large numbers"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
Family Matters.

Il shall complain to the f1oorwalker
about YOU" said the irate shopper.
II have no doubt he will agree with
everything you say" answered the
saleslady, YEARLY.
"Ah! Then he is acquainted with
your shortcomings?"
HE thinks he is. He's my hus'
band"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
Widely Divergent Interests.

Willis-I suppose the strike in your
town is purely local affair?
Gillis-NOt in the least. The works
are owned by Boston parties, the man.
ager is from Chicago. the workmen
came from Seattle, the labor organizer
halls from New York, the strike-break-
ers were imported from Alabama, and
the troops were sent by the governor.
Our only local interest is ducking
bricks.-Judge.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
They BOUGHT Variety.

They Bought Variety.
"What caused the Gadspurs to break
off their friendly relations with the
Grabcoins?"
Incompatible ancestors"
"What do you mean?"
"The Gadspurs' ancestors are the
real thing, but the Grabcoin outfit
was purchased in the open market
BirE am Age-Herald.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
A Sin Of Omission.

- OH OF OmISStOn.
when l enlisted" explained the
doughboy with an injured air. II read
the posters that said, Join the army
and see the world"
Eyes said the recruiting officer.
"But after l was ill.," the soldier
continued, 81 found that two words
had been omitted on the poster"
"And what We're they?"
"'On foot Home Sector.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01

rights. liberties, privileges, hereditaments
and appurtenances thereunto beonging
or in anywise appertaining, be sold, to
pay and satisfy in the first place unto
the said complainant the sum of S1,234.77
with lawful interest thereon
JOSEPH KINZLEY, JR.,
Aft H Rep. -PalSdan. Sheriff
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
Miqht Be a Mote.

Youth (eager to gain place on the
sofa)-Permit me to remove the
mote, won't you?
Maiden-Thank you, would, only
only
Youth-Only what?
Maiden-Only 1 see such beam In
your eye Cartoons.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
SIX MONTHS |.
COULD NOT WORK
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Made Me Strong and
Able to Work. Recommend
1t To All My Friends.
Bayonne, N. ID had pains in back
and legs 80 that could not stand caused

10Y female trouble.
II felt so tired all the
time, had bad head
aches, and for six
months / could not
work. / was treat
ed by a physician
and took other re-
NEEDLES but got no
relief. A friend told
me about Lydia E.
|Pinkham's v e G e.
table Compound and
II + has helped ma
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
MORTGAGE LOANS

MONEY TO LEND on first norsoaoe
on improved Bergen County realty, or
on building contract, in sums from
$1,000 up. No brokerage fee, premium
or fines charged. Repayable In month.
~ instruments with reducing Interest
each month. The easiest and cheapest
way to acquire. home or pay OFF a
mortgage. Write for information to
RoeT. A. Si55ALD, Hackensack,
NJ. j.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
The Result.

The Result.
Somebody played joke on Jim.
Sent him barrel of what he thought
were fine oysters"
where was the joker"
"When he went to shuck them.
there weren't any oysters there"
"Then he must have been shell.
shocked"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
Nothing Left.

Judge-Have you anything to offer
the court before sentence is passed
on you?
Prisoner-No, your honor; my
lawyer took my last dollar.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
So IL Goes.

do you remember the old fashioned
triangular shawls?"
"They'd look funny now"
"But the girls have 'em in DIFF
.erent shape, and they look nifty"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
Tit for Tat,

Mabel-Here comes Charlie Dubb
ShiverS.
Marie-why don't you give him the
shake?
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
One Execution.

One Exception.
'Talk Is cheap"
"Just you wait until congress be-
gins to argue about spending the
peoples money"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01

Nor will the world be safe for de
mocNacy until King Jazz has been de
throned.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
Alfred SChneier
Tax Expert
Consulting Accountant
HARDWOOD AVE

Morsemere, N. J. Tel. 524-W
In the preparation of your in
come statement for the year
1918 to be filed not later than
March 18th, 1919, the services
of a competent accountant will
be found an economy.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
Oh, Fudge.

II see no objection to slush fund.-"
"Eh?"
"If it is used to clean up the
streets"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01
instability.
Seeds and Berries.

Seeds and Berries.
"People have various names for
money. One man will speak Of so
seeds, another Of so berries"
Eyes, and some make money pro-
duce, while others merely consume it."
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01

Bolshevik are at work in Turkey,
but do not seem to have much idea of
what to do that would be worse than
normal.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01

Save that you may spend; spend so
that you save.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-05-01

LORD SALISBURY is packed in inexpensive machine
made paper package instead of a cardboard box.
YOU CAN'T SMOKE THE BOX WHY BUY ITs
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23
Train Blocks
Streets Here;
Con Arrested

Salem business men. whose
chances to spear bean" at noos
and other times. have frequently
been ruined or endangered by long
trains which prevented their cross
ing the railroad tracks for several
minutes. take notice.
salem police are after the con-
ductors who allow their trains to
loiter at street intersections.
Because. police said. a south
hound Southern Pacific freight
blocked the crossing at state street
and other intersections this morn
ing. z. W. Beckett. conductor, was
arrested by officer Moffitt. He was
released on s10 bail. and is slated
to appear before Judge Earl Race
in the police court. Friday. Novenf-
Der 26. at 10 a. m
The conductor is held personally
responsible for the violation OF the
city law, it was stated.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23
Rckets Provoked
Sunday Rioting In
Dublin Is RebOYt

Dublin. Nov. 22.-Crown forces
which went to Croke park Sunday
to arrest alleged gunmen, were fir
ed upon by pickets and as a result
of the resultant fighting, the crowd
inside the park stampeded, said a
statement issued at Dublin castle
tonight.
1T had been arranged" said the
statement, that when the grounds
had been surrounded, an officer
with megaphone would announce
to the crowd the intention of the
military to search persons in the
park for arms, because it was the
belief thatfmen associated with the
murder Of fourteen officers Sunday
morning were hiding in the crowd.
An officer was detailed for that
purpose, but before the crown
forces could approach the field
they were fired upon by pickets
Thus the whole plan was upset, and
the crowd was stampeded. There
is good reason to believe some of
the shots were fired inside the
grounds for the|purpose Of creating
a panic. which would allow the men
wanted to escape. as many of them
undoubtedly did.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23
Salsn, !! ! \! !. Graders /
off Tomorrow to
Meet1h Dale:

Coach "Tubby" Hendricks aud
his nggregaticRvof Salem hig IL
school footbalfFmen. all " whoi'E
are in fairly good shape, will Ieate
Salem tomorrow for The IlslIes
where, on Thanksgiving day. theH
will clash with the eastern Greg s.
gridders.
"We'ltwgive sem battle the y
won't soonvforgeta was 7evdrics 81
only comment today. sSapta t's
pete" Reinhart said: II thin
we'll win The Dalles is rs,pVet 90
have fast elevan ,lt beteve
we'll put 'em away"
Despite their stiff ..on l st
Saturday with Eusenc. The SALE
men are In very gooo condition
The toe of Rex Adolph may fis-
ure prominently. In the Turkey daS
struggle, 1t is believed.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23
Decision MAY Test Relative Powers Of Com-
Gil and Assembly; Go mmittee to Investigate
and Report on Detail ) Of Investigation Nam
ed with Friends Of Proposal in Majority

Geneva, Nov. 23.--A clash be-
tween the council and the assembly
of the league Of nations on the
question Of carrying of the assem-
bly's resolution of yesterday for in
in the Armenian situa-
ton doomed up as a possibility this
forenoon as the assembly met for
today's session.
Committee Named.
The subject OF Armenia was
early to the fore the chairman an
nouncing the makeup. Of the COM
mittee to examine into the details
of the eventual intervention. The
committee was headed by Lord
Robert Cecil Of the Union Of South
Africa delegation who is a strong
proponent of help for Armenia and
had on its membership list likewise
Rene Viviani of France whose plea
yesterday swept the assembly into
unanimous approval OF the resolu-
tions for action on the subject. The
other members announced were
Senator Henri La Fontaine of Bel
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23

gium. DR.. Fridtjof Nansen of Nor
way, Honorio Pueyrredon of Arlsen-
tina and Signor Schanzi Of Italy,
MIay ne Test Case.
The order Of the day contafned
several resolutions OF an apparent
ly innocuous character pronts1ns
no such sensational interest - yea
terday's session developed. The poS-
sibility was seen, however, that the
failure Of the council or tho le&Eue
to act last night on the vivianf res
olution might provoke, another de-
bate on Armenia and raise the en-
tire question Of the relhtiors Of the
council and the assembly.
The respective powers Of these
bodies is looming sup ais one a the
biggest questions before the aAscfn
bly,. The clash on this sub5ect
would naturally come In discuAtou
of thesreport Of the organization
commission IN regular course. bui
1t could easily be prtcipitated b.
refusalsof the council 70 carry oui
any resolution OF the assembly
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23
Girls Should Cook, Don't
Train En- In Good / Looks
Teachers Here Are Ole

Intermingling quantities OF extra
dry wit with his interesting mes
sage to instructors, II. j. Klemnne.
Of the Bellingham Normal school.
proved to be one of the most popu-
lar speakers to appear before the
Marion county teachers institute
when the pedagogues convened to-
day for their second session. Geo.
w. Hug, superintendent of Salem
schools, and Thomas III. Gentle, OF
the oregon State Normal school,
also gave talks which were we'll re-
ceived.
Don't train girls in good looks"
warned Mr.. Klemme. Let them
have something to do and do it
we'll. Each girl must have vocation
and avocation. And no girl should
go home from teaching school and
make lace.
Man Going Out OF Style.
"The Girl, -Four Square, I" was the
subject OF Mr.. Klemme's talk.
They used to say, what use for q
woman?'" he reminded. wow It's
getting to be, What use for a man 2
Men believe, are going out OF
style.".
Girls, Mr.. Klemme declared, have
been too Interested In superficial
education. Something should be
done, he believed, to remedy this
Women, however. will always be
| greatly taken up with the artistic
| things in life.
Emphasis was laid by the speak
er on the advisability Of a girls
learning TO cook. He was happy
| he said, that although his wife
knows Latin and Greek. she is new
! err theless an adept in the kitchen
| Girls must be able to make "a hap
NV home. he declared, and should
study those things which make pos.
sible a harmonious household.
Although Superintendent Hugs
tonic was 'The Work of the State
Teachers, Association" the Salem
educator stressed the necessity oi
remuneration among local teacher.
lin helping to put across the schoo
budget which is to be adopted oil
rejected at the coming special cleo
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23

The Gaelic Athletic association
has denied there were any pickets
at the grounds, or that anybody
fired on the troops.
Wieman Clarke of Toledo, Ohio,
president sof the American Glass
Workers union. and Thomas Mac
Ready, superintendent of-the Phoe-
nix Glass company. Monaco, Pa,
visited Croke park today and in
quired into the circumstances at
tending the disorder of Sunday aft
ernoon.
In general, life in Dublin is ap-
parently unaffected. street cars
We're running today. nearly all
shops were open and theatres and
amusement houses were doing bust
ness,
Search Continued.
Forces searching residences and
business places were accompanied
by armored cars which carried ma
chine guns. Men charged with at
tacking a military patrol were
court martialled at Marlborough
barracks today, and warm tributes
were paid by attorneys on each side
to the integrity and fair play dis
played by Captain Bagally, one OF
the officers slain Sunday.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23

The week of December s to II
is designated as school week In
oregon in a proclamation issued
bv Governor Olcott.
at is the desire OF those inter
ested in education that the people
use this week in such a way as
will most effectively disseminate
among the people accurate infor-
nation in regard to the condi-
tions and needs OF our schools ana
enhance the appreciation and val
ue Of education and create sucn
iinterost as will result in better
opportunities for education as
weil as a larger interest In schools
OF all kinds and grades" the proc
Ianlation reads
The cooperation OF the public
press. the churches and other re-
Hgious organizations. women's
and chambers of commerce. board
clubs. parent-teachers association
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23
Packing Firm
Files Plan For
Sale Of Stock

Chicago, Nov. 23.-Plans for the
sale of the interest of Morris & Co.,
packers, in stockyards and termi-
mails. to permit their acquisition by
livestock producers and the gen.
eral public. were filed today in the
supreme court of the District of
Columbia.
Capital stock in four stockyard
terminal railroads Is listed.
The proffer is in compliance with
the decree made mandatory Febru-
airy 27, 1920, by consent Of the "big
five" packers and the department
of justice.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23
Wilder Case
Unchangedby
High Court
Conviction Of Eastern
Oregon Man for Kill
ing is Sustained by
Benson

The supreme court this morning
affirmed the verdict of Judge Gill
bert w. Phelps of the Umatilla
county circuit court; sentencing w.
w. Wilder to a life term in the
state prison for the. killing Of Bert
w. H. McNease, tested on the
ground that it had permitted the
entry of testimony by Sheriff I. d.
Taylor. including confession.
+ The opinion is written by Justice
Benson.
Coos Decision Modified.
In an opinion written by Chief
Justice Mcbride the decree of
Judge Coke of the Coos county cir
cult court in the case of Emma A..
Hansen VS.. Wallace Crouch Is SO
modified as to permit Hansen to
provide an artificial outlet for a
stream crossing the lands of the
plaintiff in lieu of removing an
obstruction he had placed in the
stream upon his own lands.
Brown Makes Debut.
Justice George M. Brown, the
new member of the supreme bench
made his debut this morning with
an opinion affirming the verdict Of
Judge j. w. Knowles of the Union
county circuit court In the case OF
the State VS.. Frank Turnbow (joint-
ly indicted with Kathryn Moss) on
a charge of assault with inteut to
rob.
| Other opinions were handed
down by the court this morning as
| follows:
I Other Cases Settled.
]. A. Miller ct al VS.. Jacob Arens,
Iappellant, ct al; appeal from Multi
Inomah county on motion to dismiss
Opinion by Chief Justice Mcbride;
motion denied.
Iva "A. Cox, appellant, VS.. Isham
A. Cox; appeal from Curry county;
tice Harris; Judge John S. Coke al
tice Harris; Judge John S. Coke af-
Ifirmed.
| C M. LaFollett, appellant. VS.. S
|W. Jones; appeal from Marion
county; action for possession OF
sheep and damages for their re-
ltention. Opinion by Justice Bean;
Judge Percy r. Kelly affirmed.
| Jesse e. Grim VS.. A. q. Thomp-
lson, appellant; appeal from Clack
1amas county; action involving con
veyance of property. Opinion BY
Justice Burnett. Judge J. y. Camp
lbeIl reversed and case dismissed.
Belle Angel, appellant, VS.. Mod
ern Woodmen of America, dismiss
| ed on stipulation.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23
Greeks Warned
Against Return
of Constantine

Paris, Nov. 23.-Great Britain
has alroady taken steps to inform
former King. Constantine of
Greece and George Rhallis. the
new Greek premier, that she is abb
solutely opposed to the return of
Constantine to the Greek throne.
says the Petit Parisien. She has
notified them clearly that II the
Greek government does not take
cognizance of her stand, Greece
cannot hope to retain the territor-
ial advantages given her in the
treaty between the allies and Tur-
key, the newspaper asserts.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23
Auto Camp
rounds Will Be
financed by City

u councilmen, at their spe-
sus last night, voted an in
| y nO,n $4,000 to s45OO in the
~. ANS fund of the 1921 bud
~. ~a 'he auto camp grounds
G,ss ~pported by the city of Sa-
'f 'nan by a few indiyid-
~ s'aheey, King Bing of the
ma, again appeared before
y s,l u and stated it was the
i ,.a us cherrians that the
) sac favorable action in as
/. 'esponsibility for the
I I'm. .mmeasurable good has
II rom ,sl the camp, he said.
y NJ. .ssldents of salem have
.-parually benefited
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23

is an unsupplied labor demand in
other agricultural provinces having
a population of ESQ to the square
mile
Action has been taken by the
Philippine legislature to provide for
the exploration and leasing OF
lands containing petroleum and
other mineral oils and gasses. in
in which connection General Nc
Intyre says that the existence OF
oil in widely separated localities in
the Philippines has been known
since the occupation OF the islands.
but there has been no serious ef-
forts at development. There is now
promise that in the near future it
will be definitely known whether
this ell exists in such way as TO
be OF commercial use."-
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23
Grange Opposes
Salary Rise OF
Public Officers

Resolutions in which it declares
itself unalterably opposed to any
laws which would raise the salaries
of state and county officers have
been passed by Salem grange No.
II. The cost of living the reso1u-
tions state which is urged as rea-
son for the proposed raise is now
falling and the farmer whose re-
turns are no an ever descending
scale will be compelled to pay the
larger part of the raise"
The resolutions follow:
Whereas, There is movement on
foot to ave the legislative assembly
pass. laws raising the salaries of
state and county officers. said
movement having been inaugurated
by the special session in January.
1920, Senator Bell chairman of the
committee appointed, and
Whereas, The cost Of living which
is urged as a reason for the pro-
posed raise, is now falling; ana
Whereas, The farmer whose re-
turns are on an ever descending
scale, will be compelled to pay the
larger part of any raise, therefore
be it
Resolved, That Salem Grange No.
II, Patrons of Husbandry, goes on
record as being opposed to any in
cresae in salaries of public officers
at this time. and be it further
Resolved. That the Legislative
committee of this grange be, and is
hereby instructed to cooperate
with the legislative committee OF
the state grange and the commit
tees of subordinate oranges, and
other farmers organizations for the
purpose of defea ting any legislation
at the next session of the legisia-
tive assembly of Oregon, the design
of which is the raising of salaries
Of nublic officials.
Mrs. Zella S. Fletcher. Miss R. T
Smith. e. f. Shields and c. H. Tay-
lor. committee.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23
Governor DeSignateS
December S to II As
School Week In Oregon

OF trade, labor unions, faTmeEs-
unions and all patriotic and eiv'i=
societies Is sought in the maye 20
ment.
'sThe foundation of our eiv iiza--
ton and of our advanced nn LnnaA
development lies largely IN auE
schools and our educationai rs
cillties." the governor declareS I
believe cooperation in this Sors-
Of disseminating Information as "a
the condition and needs Q tat-
schools will have saluaarS' aHfe
beneficial effect on the futtIe "C
educational work In oreEon ana
throughout the nation and ] 1ri's-
that this subject will have th@
close and careful consideration ol.
all the people during that time
The move Is national In IS
scope ana Is headed up BY p p
claxton. national conamissiener o.
!. education-
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-23
Man Wounded
Police, Dead

oregon City, Or, Noyy 2s---A'eA~-
Deford, who was sho. SundaT
night by d. c, Frost, farnser cor
stable and Juvenile officer. Whit
running away from officers atteE
being accused Of boisterous eou -
duct on the streets. died todaS as
a hospital ron his wcurds-
Frost who, was taken into euA-
tody and later released on S5FN
bonds to await action of the sranr
fury in connection wth tire shoot '
ing. today reiteiatsd that he sno'
on orders of Night Patrofraail
surfus. The shooting In reported
m have followed :, scuffie b-tses =
Frost and Defori no WIS at titf
time fleeing from surfus- Bros
said Deford struck him I'm tins
stomach and refused to stop vi1er
ordered