The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-05-29
OBSERVATIONS

(Contributed)
If you can't make good, make
tracks.
If civilization brings unrest, why
be civilized?
1t is more disgraceful to distrust
than to be deceived.
Funny it is that little Dan Cupid
can hit lean person just as easily as
ne can a big fat one.
May is the month of roses in Mar
ion county and gardens and yards are
rich in glorious blooms.
The quickest way to bring the price
of gasoline down is to buy a pair of
model 1920 sensible walking shoes.
$3.50
Some folks may not believe it, but
prices will come down. A lot of folks
didn't believe Noah when he predicted
rain.
Garden sass is one of the principal
commodities in the third ward-sass-
ing the neighbors about their chick
ems.
Because of the H. c. of L. even
laundry is becoming a neat little item
in this town. Goodness might be
cheaper.
Chaperones seem to be wearing
muffiers over their eyes and sensl-
bilities. It's the good old summer
time.
However rare true love is, true
friendship is rarer, and renewed
friendships require more care than
those that have never been broken.
1t is not poverty, so much as pre-
tense that harnesses a ruined man
that eternal struggle between a proud
mind and an empty purse-may the
good Lord deliver you from.
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There is in every true woman's
heart a spark of heavenly fire which
lies dormant in the broad daylight of
prosperity, but which kindles up and
beams in the dark hour of adversely.
If woman would cultivate the noble
art of cooking, there would be more
happy marriages and fewer divorces
Man is of few days and full of trou-
BILE, and he'd rather be full of grub.
A righteous Judge has appeared in
West Palm Beach. He has fined a
man for allowing his chickens to run
at large and destroy his neighbor's
| gardens.
Ocala's vegetarians are in their
glory. Backyard gardens are in THEN
prime and cantaloupes are coming
up to expectations in the cantaloupe
patches.
The birds sing their sweetest songs
throughout the live long day, AND
maybe they call it work. The freely
in the dark sneaks upon you like g
thief, gives no warning and flashes
you to the limit. Maybe he calls il
fun, much as you and l.
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A yawn is one of the most wonder.
fol tonics in the world. Whenever we
arc in doubt we always yawn. II
effects our pride because. of course
our pride is so vitality connected witr
our insides.
Almost any old maid at one time OF
other could have married if she haC
so desired. The trouble with ole
maids is, they waited too long for ar
ideal and honey, believe me. there il
no such animal, leastwise we have
never found it.
When a woman goes into a store
and buys with that abandon of never
even asking the price or batting ar
eyelash at the high cost of things. bs
sure it's dad or friend hubby who i:
paying the bills. A monthly allow
ance to every woman and no charge
thing else in the rapid decline of the
II. G. of L.
We have bought ourself new cam
era, for what we don't know. Bu
among the first things we tried t.
get a picture of was a dollar bill
which was given to US for a birthda!
remembrance, one-hundredth of {
second previous. But the picture wa:
failure-we couldn't click the cam
era fast enough.
For several weeks our heart ha!
been sad and dreary. Our favorIt'
drink has gone to the sky in price
Now if the movies should accidental!
slide to 25 cents we would in all prob
ability revive our prayermeetinl
habits, while others will learn how
to imagine they are having whale o.
atime slipping tea, reading novels ant