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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-03
Uncle Eb'S Philosophy
"LIFE EZ | KNOWS IT"

By EBENEZER HEZEKGAH HOLDEN
ssT-HE MAN who is a pro-
fessor Of athletes and tells
others how to live a hun
dred years usually dies at thirty
five of heart failure. never saw
no sense in this physical culture,
no-how. The farmer or the car
penter or the blacksmith lives to
be ninety, uses his brain consider
able, too, and don't think about his
stomick or his muscles all the time,
] know a hull lot of people that
always think about their stomicks.
It's them that tell me if | stop
eating meat and good wholesome
victuals and take up with some
new tangled bran-mash sanitary
food I'd live to be a hundred in
the shade, and the next day ! get
an invitation from the family to
come 10 the funeral That party
that told me how to take care Of
my stomick died Of catarrh Of the
stomck, That was all that saved
his family, for he was tcachn the
whole family to live on brau-mash
and cereals, or whatever YOU call
'em, and the family were slowly
wasting away. Men who try 10
oct roo STRONG / notice u-uu|..
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-03
city Briefs
4 DAUGHTER has been born to
Mir. ana Mrs. IT, h Lupp

4 DAUGHTER has been born to
Nir and Mrs. T.. .. Lopr.
tIN. w II. MURruy u will tc-
turn today nom Perrin, TtNd-. Nhor,
nc WIS called last Wpdru.ia, by
the deaih ot his .mothcr
REV. e. H. Ncwcomt. pastor Of
ihr United Prc~byteriau church. is
now In Rochester. Mimi whore he
Us 'nkiug physical examination at
the Mayo clinic. -
RICHARD HElLBRON oduca
tional director OF the First CHRIS
ian church, viii speak az the y N.
o. \. forum at o'clock Sun,iay att
'rhOou ON WHAT 10 means tu %. q
'hri~tian." =
MISS GRACE LOICkS. spu.h-
Wcstofn student secretary of the y
w &. y, who wIs the principal
speaker lt the high school girls
Yesper service SUNNY afternoon, re-.
turned Monday night tp Dallas.
IcNas.
MIS- UAERETT Hlatchlr. who.
with W. r Guibcrou. gave O. sacred
iociial an the First PRESBYTERIAN
church sunday afternoon returned
Monday to- Bpth, college. Newton.
Kan. whore she is Instructor of pipe
organ and rIdno.
-
MISC MrNNETTu HEDGES. county
pDrlntcndcnt Of N'hoOls. anu Miss
ldt u. L1ndon, schuol nurse. yisiteI
Liberty school In school district No.
-. H. the southcas. part OF the
county, yesterday
MISS GElGFRtBE VALE of Den.
. 40 d. ..
The American Association for Fam.
/ ilN Social work, will iuE ut the
meeting OF the child Woilar, board
In the Humane offices at 10 O'Clock
this uorUlnL
ALLOWING tho pctiuoncr the
the right to hcnccforth adopt and use
the name OF Louis George Berry. an
order was made In superior court
/ yesterday in the action OF i. g.. Ecrc-
olos 60 change his name TO ono which
citizens OF the United States can pro-
/ nounce properly
PETITIONS for divorce were filed
yesterday in district and superior
courts by the following plaintiffs.
! Boulah Rummcll against Dana 49,
/ Rummell; sue Eurncit against =. T.
burnett. Nora n. Smith agaius,
] Nf''i SO IL Rlili'ls MAI J'il' =. Nl'lNfi
against W. W. steiner.
! DEGREES or dissolution were or
dercd yesterday I'm superior court on
! petition Of the stockholders Of the
following companies and corpora
tions: $. G.. Lawson oil company.
Niagara Gasoline company: Sturm
( Motor Car company, Soap oil com
pany; Il. x f. Drilling COMPANY
DEGREES of divorce were granted
yesterday I'm district court and su.
pcrior courts to the following plain
tdfs Ida May Barker against VII.
liam q. Barker: Matte l.. Harris
against Charles II Harris william
Davis against Atfclc Davis, Eula
Chism against Guy Chism. Lucq Me
Govern against r. e. McGoyern. OF
cross petition. =
At THE REQUEST Of police an,
Humane officials Miss Minnie Is
Hilaul superintendent NJ the mis-
ls.on Of Ee1ecmiug Love. took thre'
local girls to oklahoma Ci'y ycstor
day taking one. a drug addict. t,
the state asylum at Norman, the Snc
lond tn the home of RodccminG Low,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-03

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Nnrrb, t,,,r.n r,,,n,y, local
p,,ri,,,3 d,..l,',., .,,. tp,I t. r.,
and local ad,ortis.nr campaign u
conu,rfion WITH Overland r.rs It4
accomplished Nurphy saws ever,
body thai .top. AL thc Overland ,>
hint seems tp know lu about iu,
famous Trp.yN s.puIut aur,u. sus
pension. and u only remains u,.r..
.ar, for him to -rt out hts url,.
book
dorf compdu, vas lu Tulsa yts'.t
ahN VISITING Win tho local "pHId"'l
agent the Magnetic Ignition com.
IanN, which has am elaborate dtap a.
at the automobile show
People who have s,ru 10 demon
stratiuu of the spike test Hl th"
Muy-lar battery booth Jt tho dIto.
Wohil, show ull take away with 'hoW
strength The test consists or holdtus
tNu nails cor spikes uf lars, size
firmly against the points of Duu.
tact the battery does tho Iyst
bringing tho mails FOO 20 Whit" hrni in
a few second, time, which dcmuu.
stratcs clearly the high mowru.urN
discharge pussgtaad hN jh" Ma. Lar
battery
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-03
Nc,unl u.Boat Atrocities shown

Nclnnl i.Boat NtrOcitics shown
Motion pictures taken aboard tho
German u-hont 30, the pct subtun
rinr scn craft Of the kaiser and
showing for the first time the man
ncr In which vessels were Ecnt TO
the bottom Of the hardships forced
upo~ the boys fighting the sub
marine, now showing at the Lyric
thcatcr two duys,
These pictures which were taken
20 show The kaiser the way his
giants Of Tho sea we're working we're
captured by English sub -chasers
after running fight IN which the
T. -3j was captured.
English critics claim the subma
rinc film to be tho greatest OF the
day There II nothing faxed about
n. The rolling of the German craft
IN the mid ocean together with the
actual stopping of the ships and the
verdict TO get Off and the search
Of plunder ana finally tho end are
all shown In actual in tho submarine
film drama -Advt.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-03
PLANNING PURlM SERVICES
jewish Ceremony starts Iunight and
Iuds SUNDAY NtZh

This evening u t.8l O'Clock purim
services Will bo conducted az tho
B'uui Euuuth synagogue. glg South
cheyenne. Services viii also hc con
ductCd tomorrow morning at y
O'Clock.
The Tnmud Toah of the cougrc.
cation Euai Emuuih viii give a.
pWum entertainment uu SUNDAY.
March q. at 80 O'Clock at the cham
hcr ut commerce auditorium Fourth
aud Cmciumu Au interesting pro-
gram {. being prepared
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-03
OF
CITY ARE ANGRY

CONTINUED rEuM PAGE oNE
to do the writing fur him 90 was
charged that he sull refused
Judge wilkins thou complained
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-03
Headlights

Great praise for the manner In
which Neal sutherland handled the
affairs of Mr.. Jordan's visit. was
heard many times,
Tomorrow is business mems day
at the truck show
Saturday is oil mems day a. the
automobile show. Purchasing agents
OF oil concerns have been especially
invited to attend
T.. j. GOeizy, treasurer OF the Gus
tin Bacon Manufacturing company.
southwestern Miller tire distributors,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-03

NASIIINGTON, Marrh ?. 3.--No0s-
uros to Americanize the Virgin
Islands were agreed IpOr today hv
Tho Joint congressional Comisslon
which recently visited tho former
Danish possessions Tho state dc
ptrtinent was asked fov an opinion
reEarding the citizcnsn!p ar the
ISLANDERS declared 20 h" without %
country" and legally neither citizens
1f Denmark nor the Cnited States.
legislation to establish their Amer
can citizenship Is proposed
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-03

Dos,ut hurt bir Drop little
rrovaouo ou an q hing corn, instant
N tlnt corn stops huriiug then you
uft ~ right out Yes, magic
4 tiny bottle ~ r,ccEunr costs bat
a few cents at any drug store. but
ia sufficient tu remove every hnrd
corn, soft corn, or corn between me
toes. aud tho callusos, without sore
ucw or irritation
t'rcczunc is the sensational dis
cpvory uf % Cincinnati genius II is
wonderful Advt
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-02
Just Folks
THE STORY rEIIIN' MAN.
By Eds, p. Guess

Sometimes there is q funny mar CONES
to our house for tea.
An when we've finished supper me
lust takes me on his knee
An tells all sorts Of stories about
pirates an their ships,
or cowboys that go walking with real
pistols on their hips,
An the Indians who used to sc9lp
their victims; till it seems.
All night I am a cowboy KILN In
dams in my dreams.
When I know that he is comm you
bet I don't go out
To race around the streets an play
but I just wait about
Till he's finished with his supper. then
II, I climb up in his chair
An Ma says Pm a nuisance, but no
says he doesn't care,
An he starts another story an afore
s he's half way through,
Ny insides get excited o it seems SO
real an true.
The story-tellin' man just knows the
tales 1 like the best,
With men and horses in 'em a n the
mountains way out west.
An the prairies an the fightin' an
the stars that shine at night.
With the red skins in the distance
fixin' up to start a fight.
Once I asked him where he learned
'em an he grinned at me an
said:
He couldn't tell exactly-they just
popped into his head.
I'm trying to remember all the things
he's told to me D.
OF the cowboys an the pirates, coz
some day 'praps it may be
When I'm grown up just like he is, I
may meet some little chap
Who will want to hear some stories
an will climb into my lap
An tease the way 1 tease him-then
+, I'll do the best I a
To be that little fellows happy story.
tellin' man.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-02

house that he had built-for her! Not
that he would ever tell her that last.
She must never know of course that
she was the only one in all the world
he could yer care for. That would
seem a great presumption in her eyes.
He must keep that to himself. But
there would be no harm in showing
her the house, and he would make it
now as beautiful as if she were to &C.
cupy it. He would take his joy in
making all things fair, with the hope
that she might one day see and ap-
prove it. >,
So, as the work drew near its COM
pletion he watched it more and more
carefully, Npatching 'tints in rooms,
and always bringing. down SOME new
idea. or finding some particular bit OF
furniture hat would some day fit in
to a certain niche. In that way he
cheated the lonely ache in his heart,
and made believe he was happy.
And another winter drew its white
pared to face the blast.
It bade fair tt be a bitter winter
for the poor. for everything was high,
and unskilled labor was poorly paid.
Sickness and death were abroad, and
lurked in the milk supply, the food
supply, the ~unsanitary tenements
about the alley; which, because it had
not been SO bad as some other districts
. had been left uncondemned. Yet. II
was bad enough and Michael'sah hands
were full to keep his people alive, and
try to keep some of them from sin
ming. For always where there is
misery, there is the more SHINING.
Old Sal sat on her doorstep SILVER
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-02
LEAGUE MEMBERSHIP NOT IN.
VOLVED.

Lord Robert Cecil, who represents
South Africa IN the assembly of the
League Of Nations, and who had a
great deal to do with shaping the
league covenant, offers a timely COM
ment on the expressed willingness of
President Wilson to accept the posi-
ton of mediator in the dispute be-
tween Armenians and Turks in &C
cordance with what appears to be the
unanimous wish OF the league gath
ering. The British statesman warns
all persons concerned that no politi-
cal issues are involved in the re-
quest which has beer made of Presi-
don't Wilson. or in his willingness to
comply, n that it mus. not be sup
posed that the presidents willing
ness to act is indicative Of any atti-
tude whatever on the part of the
American nation with reference to
membership in the league.
1t is just as we'll that this be IN
%dcrstood, abroad as we'll as at home.
obviously Mr.. Wilson is in no posi-
! ~ SOililllI lic 1IlFlcu cldlSS "
any course with reference to men,
bership i'll the league. That matter
must be determined by Mr.. Wilson'S
successor and the senate which will
exist during his administration, and
will by them be made the subject
OF uch negotiations as seem proper.
The settlement OF the difficulties in
the near cast is a separate matter,
and Il which can with entire pro-
ptiety" be taken up by the president
oi the United States.
1t is to be hoped that the eastern
difficulties will be Strengthened out
Immediately, and that u form OF set
tlement may be reached without de-
lay. But if there should be delay, as
often occurs, even theNchange of ad-
ministration text March need not in
%terfere with the negotiations, which
will be carried on by means of COM
missioners, n these would continue
their work under the new administra-
ton.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-02

q other local taxing bodies. The
law has heretofore required that such
funds be deposited directly in the
Bank Of North Dakota. This will no
longer be necessary, and other meth
dds Of handling the funds may be
employed. 1t seems clear. to The
Herald, and without question. it was
so intended, that local taxing bodies
may now resume the former custom
OF designating their own repositories.
The reason for making the provis-
ion which has just been repealed; was
the desire on the part Of the politi-
clans to make it possible to use for
political purposes the large sums OF
money collected in taxes by counties.
villages. That was the plan. and it
has been carried into effect. Local
funds were sent to Bismarck for de-
post. Then they were re-deposited in
local banks or elsewhere at the discre-
ton OF the bank officials Banks
whose officials were willing tt use
their u in promoting the po-
litical plans Of the administration were
favored with large deposits. In other
cases the deposits were trimmed down
or cut out altogether.
The reputation of this plan merely
restores to local communities the con-
troll of their own funds, retains such
fumes in the locality of their origin,
and makes impossible their use in
promoting the schemes Of a state ma
chine except in cases where local Of
ficials are willing to permit such per-
version. Incidentally the inconveni-
ences of the double transfer Of funds
to and from Bismarck will be obviat-
! ed. ~
The only Inconvenience hat could
have arisen in consequence of the re-
sumption of the former method with
reference to this particular class of
Notwithstanding that, the affairs of
the bank have been conducted with
a reasonable degree Of care-would
result from the percipitate withdraw
al Of funds from the state institution
for deposit in local repositories. That
would have been. confusing to the
Bank of North Dakota and to the To-
cal banks in which it had placed it's
funds. No such hasty action was nee
essary. nor has it eve beer contem-
plated. Attention being called to the
conditions, taxing bodies everywhere
have displayed willingness to adjust
their procedure to the general interest
and convenience, and this attitude has
the approval of bankers and business
people of all classes. The Bank of
North Dakota will be given ampl.
opportunity to collect it's funds as fas,
as they are needed. The only posi-
bility of a pinch anywhere is in the
case of banks established and operat-
ed for political purposes, and which,
in pursuance of such purposes, have
been granted excessive deposits to be
loaned in an un-business-like ann
If the Bank of North Dakota has i'm
paired the security of the public funds
to the extent that it will be embar-
raised in the attempt to make collec-
tons within reasonable time from such
agencies, the sooner the state =. made
aware of the fact the better it will be
for most of its people, even at the
cost of some Inconvenience.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-02
"A IlTTLE PREMATURE

Governor Campbell, of Arizona, has
recognized Alvaro obregon ass the
lawful president of Mexico, and has
dispatched ambassadors to represent
b state4of Arizona at the Mexican
capital. This is one of the impossible
things that have actually been done.
1t is impossible, because all rela-
tons with foreign powers are placed
by. the constitution exclusively within
the jurisdiction of the federal gov
eminent. But in the face Of hi inn
sASibility. the governor of Arizona
hN gone and done it.
The state of Arizona was quite
n~umerously represented at the cere-
monies attending the Inauguration of
president Obregon. A large delcga-
llon OF citizens of that state made the
trip on u special train which also
carried numerous admirers OF Obre-
Son from his home town near the
border, and a special emissary was
swat by the governor of the state,
bearing an official proclamation is
sued by the governor, expressing his
appreciation of the fine qualities of
the new Mexican president, extend
iEg congratulations, and asking that
the bearerspof the message be con-
sildered the official ambassadors of
arizona. .a !
&Ail ms Is very pleasant as IN evi-
dence offthe estimate which is placed
by the people along the border on tho
new head of the Mexican republic.
Doubtless the commentator IS mer-
tied, and the people OF the United
States generally share in the hope
expressed in the proclamation that
the relations between the two coun-
tries may be close and friendly.
Nevertheless, h state OF Arizona
mas no official standing in Mexico,
and the existing administration in
Mexico has not yet been given Off
clal recognition by the government
oI the United States. 1t is taken for
that such recognition Will
nss naaeepromptl There seems to
'pe no valid reason to the contrary.
ogHnis lnal can De
made onsbehalf OF the people Of the
United States must come from Wash
ngton.
In all probability the Irregular
~l,foceeding Of the governor of Arizona
viii be taken in good part by all
persons concerned. But official com
n~lrtcaation by U state authorities
with foreign governments are not to
bes9scoInInended They might easily
neutrality-suspicious.. The governor
of = state might think IT proper 70
~reeeqgntzae q foreign government
which Aas not ingpod standing with
the N5ashinston authorities, and
sffend3y o~vertIresSby the state would
tn thatscase get somebody into trou-
ne It Eissspcssibls that tie governor
2 ArtS0nG may be reminded-very
Gysntly@4Ss6f this possibility:
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-02
MEx1oo's NEW PRESIDENT.

General ,Alvaro Obregon has beer
inaugurated president of Mexico. He
has shown such evidences of capacity
and sound judgment, and of a sincere
d-sire to serve the highest interests of
his country that his assumption. of the
duties of his high office is regarded
with general satisfaction by those who
hope for the development of Mexico
ii a manner commensurate with its
wonderful natural advantages.
Mexico is essentially an infant ma
ton, regardless of her years. Those
who have sought to contribute to her
progress have found their work OBJ
structed by the primitive conditions
under which the great majority OF the
population exists, and by the utter abb
sence of those traditions of s%elf-gov-
eminent which, among A~nglo-Saxons,
are taken as matters of course Diaz
was successful for many years In
state of very appreciable material
prosperity. But Diaz was a ruler, no.
a leader, and the people needed lead
ership. In his effort to build a ma
terial prosperity he permitted the
masses to be exploited, and resistance
by the masses was inevitable. 1t came
during the dic.ator's lifetime and sent
him into exile, where he could con
template the ruin of what, with wiser
methods and higher ideals, would
have been a. magnificent structure.
h record of Mexico since that
time is a record of anarchy. Madero
meant well, but he lacked the exec
utive qualities needed. Huerta was a
despot whose rule was Of short dura-
ton. Carranza was an enigma, pos
sessing. apparently. strong patriotic
feeling, but narrow, stubborn. and am
tagonizing without cause those both
at home and abroad with whom he
might hav c~o-operated for the BEN
eft of his country. =
Obregon is as thoroughly Mexican
as any of his predecessors. But he
appears to be a man of liberal views,
thoroughly conversant with the prac.
teal affairs Of life: He has already
given evidence of his possession OF
strong qualities OF r%ulership. and he
appears to have a q vision OF the
needs Of ~hisspeople. and Of the need
for industry and honesty as prime
requisites in the affairs Of a nation az
of an individual. It seems likely that
his administration will usher in q
brighter era than Mexico has vel
known
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-02
WhyI Live In Grand Forks
W. c. stebbips, superintendent Of

) W. G. stebbiqs. superintendent of
the Grand Forks schools, said today
that he had a number of reasons for.
being glad that he lived in Grand
Forks. Mr.. Stebbins has been a resi-
dent of this city for a number of
years. He raj principal Of the high
school for some time. and was elect
ed to succeed J. Nelson Kelly as SUI
perintendent.
Grand Forks has a healthful cli-
mate" he said, today. 1T has well
kept streets. fine public buildings. and
cordial and public-spirited citizens.
The progressive attitude Of the peo-
pie toward education has meant much
in the development Of the educational
system. So Grand Forks is an excel-
lent town to live and work In"
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-02
Man Arrested At lid
Devils Lake Said To :
Have Wife In England

Devils Lake, N. D., Dec. Cana
dian police, assisted by an officer Of
the United States immigration office,
Yesterday arrested at the shops of the
Great Northern railroad here Ernest
land for deserving his wife. The Unit
ed States authorities also have a
charge against Ward, who is accused
of violating the Mann white slave act.
in that he brought a woman into this
country for immoral purposes. Ward
has been living with a woman here
who he says is his wife, but the Cam
adam police say he also has a wife in
England.
Ward, who is a discharged British
soldier, came here from Minot some
time age. He Is now q prisoner in
the county Jail here.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-02

Ink with her tattered shawl abont a nI
shoulders, or when it grew too c%
peered from her little muslin cur -
ed window behind the geranium' ~
see the dirty white hearse with Ms
pink-winged angel atop, pass s.omrst
in and out with son,s little frasIn ~,
Of humanity; and knew that one u ~,
her turn would come to leave It ~
and go--! Then she turned oacA
to her little room which had econ
the only heaven she knew, an%
solaced herself with the contents "
a black bottle!
Continued in tomorrow
Evenings Herald.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-02
BODY TRANSFERRED.

% IeTnberg, NOV. b{ ~ OF
Captain Arthur II. Kelly. Of Rich
Ylond, Va, member sofsthe Kosciolsko
air squadron who was killed in the
fall OF his machine, has, been re-buried
hereThe casket was taken from the
grave beside a little stream nearsRovs
no end brought here draped In an
American flag by Polish Uhlans.
ss AI1ertcan Red Gross workers and
members 81 the Amsftcan Legion took
part In the funeral services hSre