The pioneer-review. [volume] (Philip, Haakon County, S.D.) 1920-current, 1920-11-25
YE OLDE TYNE SOIREE
By Christopher Scribe)

Ye olde TYNE soiree was given
forth at We Pohle's Hall on Taste
Friday evening according to ye
heralds. Many of ye fayre maydes
| that composeth the Womna's Club
were there, and they all did theyr
parts right well. Ye hall was so
fulle that many people hangeth
on at we windows. Ye crowde was
packed so tyte it could not wiggle
It could only yell with JOY.
Ye Woman's Club covereth it
| self with glory many tymes; when
| it makes we tourist parke; whene
| it feedeth its menne; but never
more than whene it maketh ye
soiree at Pohle's hall. It was ye
create shove, and so many mum
hers comnnsath the nrogram.ne
that We scribe cannot speak of
theme all. Nor can he speake of
any as theyr merit demandeth.
Ye opening chorus of all ye
men and women SINGERS was rem
dered first, and it was somme
song, but chiefly a chance for we
scribe and all the rest of us to see
Just what we maydes and MEME
looked lyke. Theyr looks were
most pleasing.
Melinda Thistledown played We
violin very prettily. She maybe
sweet music and we olde TYNE rHu-
sic in manner both pleasant and
fulle of entertainment for We aud
ience.
Becky Doolittle gave We spoken
piece. 1t was all of courting Of We
fayre maybe by we man in we old
fashioned style. Becky pretended
to be not younge any more but in
spite of We powder on her hair it
was playne that Becky was still
both younge and fayre.
Dorothy Tillingham sang very
sweetly and looked sweetly in her
old fashioned clothes. She maybe
We scribe's heart go pittty-pat all
We TYNE just looking at her.
Ye pantomine showing ye home
of yesterday was ye piec of "a
shove Neither Patience Wetherby
nor her neighbor Mollie Erskine
pretendeth to be younge any more
like some of We other maydes Of
We Woman's Club, but they both
acted theyr part right we'll
1t was much talk about we gossip
of We neghborhood, and was part
~ jolly and partly very, very sad.
1t was pleasure to watch Pat
fence and Mollie gossip in We hear
ty old fashioned way.
Ye home of~today was very true
to We life Of today. More courting
but after we modern scheme. Eph-
riam Hartwell was We modern gal-
lant, and maybe his love right be-
fore We scandalized eyes of Kezia
and Hezikiah Stebbins. He was
somme fusser, and in we ardour
|of his affections threatened to
chew We very ear off Of ye coy
Priscilla Collins, who seemed to
lyke lit.
Ye Home of Tomorrow was a
sad piece. It was we saddest part
lot We Shove. and although very
well acted was too sad to write
about. Poor Ezekial! Poor Zacher-
las!
Margaret Mcdonald and Elsie
MACPHERSON did ye Scotch syng-
ing and dancing in entertaining
manner. Elsie played We bagpipes
like we Scotch lassie should, and
all We while Margaret handled her
feet very nimbly. This part of ye
shove was spoiled for We scribe by
q manne who stood up in front of
him in his eager desire to see Mar
garet handle her feet, we suppose.
Elsie steppeth the higher, but We
lscribe would not say she was a
better dancer than Margaret on
THAT account.
/ Next was We dialogue entitled
What Somme Menne in Philip
Put Up With Every Day Of Theyr
Lives Z Mr.. and Mrs. Philetus
II. Harrison were shown on We
trip to Chicago. Mr.. wore ye whis-
kers. but Mrs. wore We pants. She
|pummeled We olde fellow right sew
|erely and it all maybe ye scribe
very sad and sympathetic for him.
Theresa Ann Lind sang We song.
Theresa has We very sweet voice
and looked very sweete in her
curls Ye scribe thought her even
as pretty as Dorothy Tillingham.
But II might not have been so
had he scene Theresa FIRST and
then Dorothy Both wore theyr
curls entrancingly and sang we'll.
Somnle say one was 1oyliest and
sornme the other. Ye scribe cannot
4av & s