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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05

snap" went Mrs. Turtle. "rn
teach you To play tricks on me.
Snapi snupi'
And iris pulled up his toes. but
then he had To let them down ON tho
other side, and in "a wink Mrs. Turtle
wis around there swapping as hard
ha ever.
zoo. please" begged Trlx. I'm
never do IL again, ~ your please 20
away"
Never do IL again! I guess YOU
WON'T How many hntChinEH "a year
do you think / have And Mrs.
Bantam, toui Poor thing. she was
the laughing stock OF the whole barn
yard with n string OF iiLtlc turtles
after her. and | nearly drowned rs
little chicks by throwing them into
the water when they Matched. You
viii exchange our eggs. Will YOU
And Mrs. Turtle was inst about To
give him another perfectly dreadful
snap. when Nancy reached over and
kindly lifted the little trouhlcmnkcr
on the stone and sci him down ON
shore whore he quickly scampcred
away.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05
OUCH
- = BLFE

An ENuf.isHMAN wore the
anmc suit Of clothes ~ yours
10 did a. not to defeat. the H.
g. A.. but because a woman iiltod
him.
Then. recently. she retulnpd. n
widow. and they were married.
First thing she raid 20 him was
Go rieht down and buy q new
suit Of clothes"
He dld.
You might know a man who
wouldn't buy n now suit because
his lovc-Huit was shattered would
buy a new suit when the love-
suit was repaired
PHYSICIANS CUT The henri
out OF Steve Zaklch OF Omuha.
Nch.. took a bullet out Of ID. re-
turned the heart. and today steve
Is taking hia three square meals
daily, same as ever.
BuT YoU CAN'T remove aud
repair a broken heart.
a Pennsylvania girl sues for
Sio0,o 900 because "her heart was
broken when the defendant
married another M
90
ONE HUNDRED aud twenty
acres OF land near Mexico. Mo.
was decided 20 Jesus Christ 20
years ago. according to 0ne rec
ords contained In Randolph
county.
The decd was made by john
son Wright and his wife because
they believed h their duty to re-
turn to the Lord tho material
goods with which lie had blessed
them.
The lawful heirs continue to
live on the land since the death
OF the Wrights. holding Il lin
trust"
MRS. 4. y. MARBLE taught
school Go years at CcdnrtOwn,
Ga. and instructed three gem
cratlons OF some families. II
may interest lutte hoys whose
fathers have 80 much to say
about how little boys studied
and behaved themselves years
ago 10 know that Mrs. Marble
said little boys Of today studied
harder and knew more nan their
fathers did whom they were boys.
90
A LITTLE LAD, who mas q
step-dad. calls himfelf "a step
ladder.
90
THE TRUSTEES of the
Church or the Assumption az
Evansville. Ind. have Increased
pew rentals. necessary, assert The
officials. because OF tho general
Increase In operating the church.
This b., some say. making
Il more expensive getting TO
heaven.
II REMEMBER the time to-
MARKS Biily sunday. when a.
man could go 90 he'll by spending
lcss than "a dollar O hoozo Row
lc cln't get II az that price any
where. wniCn keeps a lot OF EN-
from going thorc.'
This b.. some may Say, mnk-
ing Il more expensive getting to
he'll,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05
P~ALMER-AND OTHERS.

SENATOR sMOOr Of Utah declares there is 30 excuse for the present TX
- brilliant price the people Of the United states must pay Tor sugar Sen
snoof ii probably right The principal American indoor sport just now
lis paying eeurhtnnr p1ceaf Tor which no excuse eNrtHs or the necessities Of
ne Attorney General Primer has explained what he. viii do o sugar
proaieers II vague hinu hato been given a. 20 Wha has hen don to them
occasionally some United states agent pnchcs "a sugar, dealot. for proneer
ing Usually he ~ u middle nan lar removed from ne ohtfohh forces
q the sugar braMcH
Sow out IN Australia they do not talk murh about controlling sugar
prices: they merely 40 in and control them
course II ne war and Il IL being sold today II te aamo price u wa In
Juy 1910
Australia. nor 0n the pnt Of the retail merchants
Ia he I'd M action of a federal government with a spine which acts
nfsts and let's te official reporu DO the uikinE -.
r Paine ant 20 rn or president on his record. % pr said. HIS
auear-pfce and profit record would furnish him "A running start
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05
Mr.. OR MRS.
DYSPEPTIC
Get nd Of Indigestion and
Stomach Worries with
"Pape's DiapepSin"

"RtRlly dursf put weak disuricrcd
stumarhF lu urdor-"rr1lly does uvUf-
come Indigestion dyspepsia heart
burn aud aournrss duc 10 Hrid
formcntatlon-thaf- just thnt-make
papc's DlnpDpslu tho largest selling
stomach anticid and regulator in the
world 10 what you cat %forinonts ana
TURNS sour. YOU holrh gas aud %rruriAtc
uuUirrsfcd food or water, head iH dizi'
aud aches. breath foul, unguc coated
remember the moment 'fHpc|H UiH.
pcpfiu comes Iu contact with th"
stomach al such distress vaniHHos.
irs truly asiuuishiur-dmoH mpf-
voluus. and tho JON i- lts harmless q
box 81 Tdpo's ulhpcpsin tablets costs
80 little 90 drug stores TOO.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05
USE EYES WHEN
BUYING ASPIRIN
Take tablets without fear, If
marked with the safety
'Bayer Gross.

To get genuine " Baycr Tablets OF
Aspirin % YOU must look for the safety
d" Buyer Cross ON each package and
ON each tablet.
The "Baycr Cross mean true
world famous Aspirin, prescribed hy
physlcians for over eighteen years.
and proved aufc Toy millions FOR Colds.
Headache. EaraChc. ~ToothuChc, Ncu-
rulpia, i.umbHEo. Ncuritis, and for
Pain In general Proper and safe
directions are in each uuhrukCu
Hayor package
Jlandy tin boxes ~ ~ tablets cost
bTt "a few cents Druggists also sell
larger " Bayer packages. Aspirin h
the trade mark OF Hnycr Manufacture
Cf ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS at Sallcylic-
acid,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05
NEW MEXICO COUNTY MANAGEMENT.

NOT MANY ycss ano county governments m New Mckee ws something
- neN ihau q Joke y vHs an euu-ae The county Office was Henerff
regarded rs a private snap n was - uulued
A reform. orrrauns IN oar COUNT. has worked great chaners IN
cotntT government in sol state In rrrnnuno county. with a ninety nnn
pr cont tA collection and with county funds b sornd codiuon We may
hH said 10 have nruFeI uuo "a business basis. n ConuAuous IN All tine
cnunuen urc Eraly improved
- one rtsgsyt she county r~enneas are lax raes = IN aeeegpnns
70 tht pcVple nefnuae there are no Official rpprAA which the people can
eadsrsiana e sgspHaen reseiRs ma te condt,ens St t~esr eass re
nfH nnQ Great tH4coac3 hafc bcen. introduced and. pctunHnenus es,anlHhea
ONT uNn eopntX. NatQrHment, the Herald hiss y o Doubt can stand a most
careful Audlt fNni sop to bottom
W. ntHtta ftrnnlnu count cumd institute another notable reform an
county qtrumr hN establishing the custom Of making monthly or quar-
top financial reports to fc pephh which could be 70 prepared As 70 De
readily understood whcn published an the local newspapers That - done
~ ns city aud viii ekcchent rcsui4
"a rHWnt n nnHitaMon cr apAnr commissioner proceedings H. r.
qulrcd hy}aN. These ae 90 nbudEed ~ the county tlefk ~ 70 max m.m
confmieloneif proceedings 81 nenalno county for 1872 They were pre-
pared Tor ruhNrauGn ~ the clerk ~ long after M Jneetner reported "a o
mahe me publications utterly worthless ard heir publication a useless X
panhtnre 81 public money Thu rrocednEs for 1919 Ectuelb are not yet
complete. there being several meetings yet 10 b e reported. fhis. u course
- utter fptlth0en-
Ever were these proceedings promptly published they could not be put
into nuNctnt3 ample form TO give the public any clear idea OF INA has
occurred. But detailed financial AaR mcuu. published monthly, o. quarterly,
Will Keep taxpayers lrfnrncd "a 40 what h. going OF
This a. nj IA suggestion TO "a board Of county omuh"tonoH regarded ny
ne Herald as al most oIcful lcrnahNo count ever had II % a good
suggestion for rMs u4 ~ other commission.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05

snap, snap, snnpi
90 oo-oh. my! Please go away"
Nancy u Nick had put on their
magic green shoes and Nancy had
just put hcr old friend, the magical
mushroom. Into her pocket when
they heard % terrible fuss down by
the creek.
Sosthey peepcd through tho tall
grass and what do You think they
saw No. not IockO. their lost TOY
n,onkes. ns they had hoped. but iris.
The most m~ischieyous brownie In the
county.
And TriN was In a fixi That isn't
poetry and o. wasn't a bit funny at
least the brownie didn't think % was,
although tho twins had TO try thcir
very hardest to Keep from laughing
aud being discovered.
TriN was on a stone la the middle
OF the ate aud Mrs ~rurtio vas
swapping ut his toes. The stone
wasn't big enough TO- hold all OF him
at onc nnd his toes Just had TO hang
over.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05

In Ba,arin. tho state railways sor-
bid kissing either iu stations where
friends. relatives and families are
united. or on trains, white France
issued an urlor two years g for
bidding kissing ON trains
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05

And morning nov had turned 90 eve
ninE Erimo.
Until I had forgot that whitcned calm
Soothing the far horizon, like "a balm
From a Car chimney, like a ghost az
dawn.
A wrath Of smoke gropea out and
straight D. gone.
No sound nor color mars ne quietude'
AZ n an nature. IN a muslng mood
More dreaming 81 o loved and low
ing dead,
with Gods white coyerlet above them
spread,
Like sleeping children tucked within
one bed.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05

Harry lauder caee ed: view. the rsekcs spsader a = a criminal and
shnn his company" NJ 3tNrg should hang around chhctEo these days he'd
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05

The national debt Of Brazil is
$1,000. O00. 900.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05

The Evening Herald is the New
Mexico paper that put the Glass"
in Classified advertising.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05

II Il interesting 70 rerun me mt nms me notable masterpiece or modern
sculpture Universal rhcHf nov aannnE IN the McUopoithn An Museum,
H. the work Of D. Huundt. a Buun1ki a. badly needed Just now TO crest
such a masterpiece tn the senate caaHber
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05
"OUCH! ANOTHER
RHEUMATIC TWINGE
Get busy and relieve those pains
with that mandy bottle Of
Sloan's Liniment

W THAT Sloan's does. Il does
wv thoroughly - b%sHeraisS uiihoni
rubbing 10 the aseailed part and
promptly relieves all manner Of eH-
tcrual pains and aches. You'll hnd 4
clean aud nOa-skin-staining. Keep Il
handy for sciatica, lumbago, neuralgia,
o~ver-cKeltcd muscles. still joints, pains,
bruises stains, sprains, bad weather
aitcr-chccis.
For 90 years sloan's liniment has
helped thousands the world over. You
won't be An exception. Il % unequaled
in producing results.
An druqgists-35c. zoe, $40,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05
|TodawRemI
y eisI9. y =
UOUNTIiY SNOW.

white time
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-05

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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-23
NEFF,S TIRE SHOP
DISTRIBUTES GATES
HALF SOLE TIRES

E. l.. Neff recently purchased the
Hickman Tire and Repair shop,
which was operated last year by r.
%. Hickman. The place now is
known as "Neff,s Tire Shop" and it
is located on North Fourth street.
MI. Neff is a. veteran Of the navy,
having served during the great war,
and he has had several years expert
ence in the tire business. HI sells
tires, tubes and a complete line Of
accessories. He does all kinds of
vulcanizing and repairing Of tires and
tubes.
Mr.. Neff is distributor of Gates
Half-Sole Tires, which are guaranteed
for 5000 miles. The Gates company
has a new feature for spring. 1t Is
known as. the Amalgamation process
Of application of half sole, which is
an important feature n makes them
stronger and better han ever before.
Mr.. Neff is we'll known in Grand
Forks and is doing an unusually good
business.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-23
flight HOUSE
IS POPULAR
Howard Monley Carries
The Newest and Best in
Electrical Supplies

ssIhe Lighthouse" Of Grand FORKS,
manAged by Howard J. Moniey. = .
lighted way to the best and newest In
automobile accessorisA Mr.. Monley
carries an up to-date stock Of evesy-
thing electrical and knows how to
send hs. buyers away with light and
smiling faces.
The Columbia battery, both wet
and dry ceils. is n OF the lines
handled by Mi. Monley. The repu-
tatSon for dependAbility and relia-
bifity which the Columbia people
have Is a symbol Of the reputation OF
tho rest Of the goods handled by
The Lighthouse y
"The Lighthouse" is located in the
Metropolitan block on South Third
street In this. store is found the
newest and best in everything cleo
.trical and the newest and best In au-
xomobile accessories.
Service is the by-word of the store
The development of Mr.. Monkeys
business during the last few years i
indicative of the satisfac tion that his
patronage has been given.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-23
VALVE %aRINDiNG.

~ sr,ndins valves = very smsl Z.
= amt Sc emery paste should oe
s,neared 81 the bevslsd sdEss g W.
valye.- considerable pressure
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-23
Something Wrong II Engine
Goe. And The Car Doesn't

won't. there muee be q broken link
somewhere" say the Old Timer, Mn
Motor Life. >'.The links are clutch,
Transmission, shaft, universal joints,
differential. . axles. rear wheels.
II any Of them break tho power can't
get to the wheels.
lacking up one rear wheel and
running the car with gears engaged
ought to spin that wheel. II the
axle is not buted the free wheel will
turn. When you can spin one rear
wheel While the other is stationary
and the engine engaged through
ciutcer and Transmission, obviously
there i'd q break.
IA rear axle break Is more1con-
mon than a broken shaft .
-aleo. q broken shaft will perhaps
trail and show"
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-23
Excessive Horn footing
Doesn't. Add To Safety

1t is advisable before passing an In
of streets, says Motor Life
magazine, to signal, listen for q reply
and then signal again. Some such
Observation-Disclosures seems feasible to
the particular driver-should 30 In.
strumental. in lessening the number Of
that are the direct result of
wrong horning.'
The driver, technically known as the
road hog" is less likely to be the
victim of a crossing accident Of this
sort because theeother fellow is bound
to hear him coming. But the excess
sive horner is a general nuisance
everywhere. He annoys the patrons
of the theater the church congrega-
ton, the patients in the hospital, and
a thousand and one persons who. are
perfectly we'll aware that be has a
horn.
they want him to use it; not abuse
it at their discomfort. He could be
just as safe at crossings-and could
hog the right of way just as success
fully-by trying the short toot, listen
and foot again" method.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-23
SUPPLY CO.
DOES UNUSUALLY
BIG BUSINESS HERE

The Auto Supply company. which.
10 one OF the biggest and most suc
cessful automobile concerns i'm the
city. It handles al the nationally
advertised accessories for ali An.omo-
biles. and does q Wholesale business
only. The company - locahsd, on,
South Third street, where a haa .
splendid suite of offices on the second
floor, a fine sales room andsA large
stock room.
owing Ito the excellent railroad
facilities tho company u IN . posi-
ton to make prompt shipments -
any section Of northern North Dakota
and northwestern Minnesota @
Officers Of the company announced
yesterday that they were preparing
20 take over . number OF new ARTICLES
in the accessory line.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-23
Each Test OF Thi. Fan
Followed By 153 Reading,

Ono Of the most delicate engineer
ing problems Of all is the construction
of the proper. fan. Its duty is to draw
air in at an w rate through every
square inch Of the radiator, and to
this even air pun at all
speeds Of the motor. At the Sparks
wilmington company ~of Jackson;
Mich, the installation of q fan is fol-
lowed by 1873 readings. Seldom fb q
fan right the first time, blades must
be reshaped, diameter increased or
decreased, pitch modified, and other
things changed, and each operation
calls for another 1853 readings.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-23
Valve Springs
Must Be Looked After

If the springs Of the exhaust
valves become weak from use or heat
the piston will draw burnt gases into
the cylinders, past the valves with
the incoming gasoline charge. giving
an improper mixture. The valve
springs should be tested occasionally
to zee if they Ire Of full strength.
Tho average strength of a valve
spring sh6Ild be 80 pounds. At high
engine speed the exhaust valves near
" always permit some leakage.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-23
RADIATOR FIRM
TO OPEN ON MARCH /

The Pepin Frost Proof Radiator
Manufacturing Co. will be opened for
business on March 1st Their Local
ton will be at ia DeMers Ave-. East
Grand Forks. Here they will manu-
facture The Frost Proof radiator, as
the name implies. 1t will be .radi-
ator impervious to frost. Special
machinery driven by electricity will
be used in the construction OF these
radiators. 1t is said that with this
Frost Proof Radiator. the autotst
will get more power from engine
and drive from two and . half to Ave
miles farther per gallon Of gasoline.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-23
RADIATOR NEEDS .
WATCHING WHEN
WEATHER VARIES

Don't forget to remove. the cover
from. the front Of the radiator when
there lisa thaw or tho weather gets
mild for a few days after being quite
cold. When the temperature is away
down. it is. of course, wise to cover
the front Of the radiator partially or
fully to prevent the bitter cold air
from getting into the engine compart-
ment and to make the engine too cold
for proper operation.
But having adjusted matters for
such days, remember that when the
warmer spells arrive the shutting out
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-23
Cold Winds OF Zero Day.
Chill Even Speed Maniac

About. 10 per cent Of the automo-
tive population Of this democratic
land is, as the saying is, nuts about
speed. Speed means more in these
lonely lives thar comfort And yet,
though we have spent many hazard
Gus hours in the cars Of these veloc-
tiles. we have never met nj who
loves his speed enough to push h
accelerator all the wal down when
tho mercnv was zero.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-23

the engine 70 take : dt1srent yisw q
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-23
Here's Tip On The Care
OF Your Steering Wheel

A slightly tapering bolt with q
number Of steel waahers under the
head 50 that by removing one or
moro the bolt may be frightened in
It's bearings makes an admissible
steering gear connection incidental
Nv, too much attention cannot be
given to obtaining dependable steer
ing gears.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-23
New Owners Often Adjust
Their Brake. Too Tightly

i. A mistake frequently made, espe-
ciallv by new car owners, is to adjust
the brakes SO tightly that they slide
the wheels when applied. OF COURSE
this tops, the ear quickly, but it in
ficts such excessive wear on
treads as t. make it a very expensive
operation.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1920-10-03
Notes on Recent Books

tiated, full OF vigor and enthusiasm and
unchecked by ordinary limitations. Very
different from conditions which prevail
In this country, where we have had ma
tional success for so many years and
have everything that we can wish for In
that direction. so that we can commence
TO think Of something else-for instance,
internationalsm. But nothing Of that
sort can at the present time be expected
from the Polish people. Anything that
seems antagonistic to their views and
tho glory of their nation as they see 1t
will be ruthlessly dealt with.
Then there Is also the habit OF many
years TO be reckoned with, hatred of
other races thar their own, &c, which
II takes generations to change or at
least TO ameliorate. on the other hand.
the Jews OF that country. their habits
and education, are TO be taken into con-
sideration.
"rhere IL an old saying that every
country has that kind OF Jews which 1t
deserves These jews. being interested
only In their religion and their own hab-
its and customs, entirely unused and UNI
willing TO mix with other races and
other people, arc very apt TO be the tar
get and outlet Of an antagonistic feeling
which is stirred UP by propaganda pur-
poseiy used TO inflame the enthusiastic
but rather ignorant classes OF Poles in
their, hatred for these Jews. SO IL Gre
ates a difficult problem. which IL viii
take many years to overcome"
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1920-10-03

shape that had something in common
with the new blouse worn beneath II.
Both coats are made Of fur, also OF
supple woollen cloth such as camers
lair. Fabricated fur. as Rodier invented.
was taken up with enthusiasm, and as
t is successfully fashioned in this coun-
try in New York by American looms
the public would do well TO watch for
its success.
Premet makes a gown OF two kinds
II fabric fur, which explains itself
through It's name. ",rhe Wolf and the
lamb" The polonaise is a genuine bit
IF economy for the American woman
;he can utilize her one piece frocks
under II. The box coat requires a smart
kirt but ii does not require one piece
frock. A separate skirt may be used
rovided il is of heavy soft wool, plaid
n plain. and to the skirt may be added
he hip length blouse of velveteen or the
lew felt satin These blouses have no
,elts. They are not confined by girdle.
hey drop at a straight line from
houlder to hips and end there.
Capes of Seventeenth Century.
rhe cape is the thing IN the new
lot escape. IL comes INTO being through
he recrudescence OF LOUIS AIlI. anu
urttan fashions, winch telescope each
.ther. James 4. staggered about In the
.iort cape tnat nearly every American
viii wear II she follows the flag OF tasn.
iun Miles Standisn ana WiliIam Penn
'treet tomorrow.
wore the tapes that the youngster OF
mis- modern epoch VIII haunt on Main
There are capes OF fur, OF satin, OF
Moroccan crepe, OF tulle. of camePs
hair. of duvetyn. OF velvet. They are
short and long. they are sombre or
brilliant. they are romantic and prac-
teal They might be used to cover the
face of lovelorn Romeo or protect the
shoulders when motoring to the Coun-
try Club. They may cost a pretty penny
or they may be fashioned from an old
army coat of man In the family.
Whatever they are, however they are
cut. they must be capes that are no
older than the seventeenth century. no
younger than the fourteenth century.
They do not differ as widely in age as
the gowns that France showed One
house alone named three of her frocks
Ali Baba, Sforza and Jeanne dare.
surely one gets variety there.
The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1920-10-03
Upright Pianos
Grand Pianos

A small but most interesting group
of these fine instruments. VIII e n
one can buy guaranteed Steinway