davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Seward gateway daily edition, and the Alaska weekly post., 1920-09-14

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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-03-11
EDICTO
Ell Presidente de los EE. UU. SIS.

Ell PUEBLO DE PUERTO RICO
a Francisco Fulladosa Argieso; De-
mandado.
POR LA PRESENTE Sc NOTIFI-
CA, A I'D. que la demandante dona
Adelina Alvarez Colon de Fulladosa
ha presentado ante esta Corte de Dis
trito del Distrito Judicial de San Juan,
Seccion91 la. por medic de sus abogados
'SULIVERES Y lLASTRA CHA.
RRIEZ, una demanda de Divorcio ale
gand0 que hace dos amos I'd. ha aban-
donado y desertado del hogar conyu-.
gal sin, motive nj causa alguna, sin
Que haya vuelto la convivencia ma
lfital.i Y solicita de la Corte una sem,
Itencia que declare roto y disueltot el
lEfnculo matrimonial entire I'd. Y la
sdemandante, con los demas pronuncia--
mientos del caso.z
Y Ihabiendo ordenado la Corte pc
IticioH de la demandante que Sc lie ci-
-te a I'd. Francisco Fulladosa Argieso
por medic de los presentes edictos que
|se pdbhcaran tres. veces durante un
mes en- ell periodico Ell IMPARCIAL
Sc lie adyierte que de no comparecer
I'd. Francisco Fulladosa Argieso, de-
mandado, contestar la demanda den
tro de. los diez dfas de la publication
de este edicto, 81 I'd. residiere dentro
de este Distrito Judicial; dentro de, los
|yeinte dias 81 residiere en- otro Distri-
Ito; pero en- la isla de Puerto Rico v
ldentro de los 40 dlas 81 residiere fue-
ra de la isla, la demandante podra So
llicita v ohtener previa anotacion de
Ila rebeldfa, sentencia en- su favor y en-
contra de I'd. demandado, declarando
Iroto ef yfnculo matrimonial existente
tentre ambes, concediendo Ia, patria po-
Etestad del menor habido en- ell matriy
monio Jose Antonio a la demandante,
lordenando que Sc expida copia de di-
cha sentencia para Ia inscription en-
Eel Registro Civil Y cuanto mas en- de-
Erecho proceda.
Para la publication en- el periodico
Ell IMPARCIAL libro el presente que
tfrmo v sello con ell de esta Corte,
len San Juan, F. r., Mario 3 de 1920.
c. Marrero.
Secretario Corte Distrito, Secci6n Ia.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-03-11

ra por 10 menos el primer martes de
cada mes, en- session ordinaria, pudien-
do ceIebrar las sesiones extraordina-
rias que, a juicio del Presidentes fue-
fen procedentes.
Articulo 7.La Association de Ems
pleados del Pueblo de Puerto Rico es-
tablece una Quota de cincuenta centa-
vos anuales, para cubrir los gastos
de administration, la cual Quota de-
.bera acompaharse con la solicitud por
primera vez y sucesivamente Sc hara
efectiva dentre de los primeros quin-i
ice dfas del mes de enero de cada afio.
Articulo S.-Al ocurrir la muerte
de un asociado, cada uno de los socios
Festara en- el deber de contribuir con.
la cantidad de un dollar para benefi-
clio de la persona o personas que Ell
socio hubiere designado, en- su de-
fecto, para benefcio de los herederos
legaIes de dicho socio. De la cantidad
de este modo recaudada Sc desconta-
ra e ounce por ciento (15s6) para
gastos de Ia Association.
Artfculo 81. En- casos de epidemic,
Ia directiva conyocara a una asamblea'
iextraordinaria para tOmar los acuer-
dos que fueron precedentes.
Arffc,,Io IN ne. heneficios de- Ia
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-03-11
Estatutos y Reglamentos de la
Association de Ernpleados del
Pueblo de Puerto Rico
TITULO Y FINES

Articulo 1.-Se establece en- la isla
de Puerto Rico, una Association de
.caracter p1blico, que Sc denominara,
"Asociaci6n de Enlpleados del Pueblo
de Puerto Rico, y sus fines seran los
|siguientes:
(a) Estrechar los lazos de CONTRA
ternidad entire todos los empleados de
Ell Pueblo de Puerto Rico, debidamen-
te asociados.
(b) Establecer sistemas y ton1ar
resoluciones tendencies al mejoramien
to moral, material y econonnico de
los empleados de El Pueblo de Puerto
Rico.
(c) Ayudar a los familiares que
Idependan directamente de los asocia-
dos en- casos de muerte, cuando Sc
enfermen y, a iuicio de Ia directiva,
el empleado careciere en- absolute de
medios para su subsistencia.
Artfculo 2-El domicilio legal de
la Association sera San Juan.
Articulo 3.-Todos los empleados
de los distintos departamentos y ne
lgociados del Gobierno InsuIar de Puer
to Rico, podran ser admitidos como
lsocios, mediante solicitud escrita he
cha al efecto.
Articulo 4.-Se celebrara una Asam
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-03-11

tarslr uw n aassslm,2aa fsHms~4
inuaA ~ tulaae - ~ snfie - smMss. -
iss l,sa.lss.s l.aa ll.ua~saau h islsriaa
b lian a,autisa h lna i.ssa,u ~ o.
ianslfslaf. gsea ~ a,slsa susa..e ls,al
nleilir Isaglm b issa q tslns d. 80
anr Hnisa aesie eutumse. ii az 49,
anesnasius A. msAsss parsssu Ha.sasansi =
b. -. ln flsso h ihs.fsaa arvssaaa ~
unm flHsvn mAs suasdfgal,ir iaqn e.
intiie
"a ilra de ia~rsad esal,a ~ ssi.s
lns lal,ios IA saissna RnrEta h h.rle-
fssn EnnArna las aiindns l,sr =. isls~f..
eie . ssn IA inllscuiiislr asRldn A. D.
Isalal'ra lilsgsad. t'ars i,icn. csia - Ia
bora ga que h iil.ersad na - qt.e ~
halle IN Iseligro; ~ alEo pear, rnrSio
one ~ ha rngnelio en nisa,las duld.
incioncs. En- efccfo. iesta algnlen -.
guro, preseniemenie. de c0noccr del tol
do que cosa sra Ia lii'ertad.
Tor ahi andan los candillos pali;scus.
peTplcjos ante Ia confusion lie los ter
lninOs que snsienta In arquifecfurs
liberal. Los lilerales hisi0rIcos Sienien
come que sus exisienclas. antes tan DO.
sitivas y canjeables, sc les cosyierter
en- simples papeles mOiados. Los repu.
blicanOs. que hasta aver mismo presu
mian de revOlueionariOs radicales
tienen que sOportar Ia terrible acIitul.
del que Sc encuentra desplazado. SOL
se lanzan favor de la cOrrienle los
eternOs prOgresistas. los seres de tenn
peramentO GUGnsddO, los que nacen con
la fatalidad radicalista, esos que caen
sienpre v sin remediO del lado de Ia
rebeldfa, NADIA mas que porque sc trata
de rebeldia. Representa- el esp6cimen
del rebelde, y no tienen Otra profession
nj objetO en- la vida que ser rebeldes.
En- la cOnciencia de tOdos los hon.
bres esti el tenor de que la libertad
pasa pOr un trance como ningun0 crf-
ticO. Y frente al peligro, no sin sOr-
pfeSa Sc auNiefte que EN- reded0r de
la idea de libertad Sc unen fraterni-
zan e!ementOs que aver eran irrecOnci-
liableS. Como en- las grandes hOras
tl,agicas de la Biblia, ell leon anticleri-
cal Marcia junto al cOrderO cat6lico;
los haitres vuelan al par de las palo-
mas el clamOr que lanZan los rOjos IA
dicale.S Sc funde con el de los conser-
yadores Y derechistas. Los derechis7
tas Que antes Sc llamaban reacciona-
Eies y uttfafnontanos, cIainan con brio
por. la libertad:: Y entonces, ante eT fe-
n6meno comprendemos que verdadera-
ffiiiehte el pMFdq 9EiEzado l1habfaI abb,
tsorbfdo las 'ese1idas DE aqueffa ifbertad'
que fu6 propa ghdaS Rdr Hos eAciclopedis.
Ifas sancionadh poF Ia sangre detla Re
voluci6n Y amacerada en-, las ,agrias pole
micas del siglb XIX. pa, Iibertad polfl
tiea habfa sido empapada por los pue-'
BIOS Quedaban atin los resquemores /,
pero scl Imunde era4eh eli fondo y pfaetil7
canemte liberal.
I'u9s ibieIi, Ia Ultima forma obrerista,
o sea eli sindicalismo, Sc levanta contra
eSa libertad legitimada, oficializada, y
La declara ilegftima: Estima que la
| IiBertad sc la hecho burguesa, y La re.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-03-11

easa.A taaua mmr ~ ~ nnsasf asa 80.
li.Aiisaae , ssusaps.r sasf tnuie. asfrp.
uHlaa. ssW ~ saslin rua b tlolssNaA
.llr al q sasausin ~ b mayuf I,ss-
p,ci1na pas un uuuae arszsFlrainae,
rsse = slnaigailsu.s laa,sasrstquc a.
~ aim eaaa t~naln IA iilsasAa Tel.e
lse soBxaans fursrs iasaiFs. a. qnr ~
uuisia u sscirand augunie m.ks a. un
800. sea irualincuie sxsAaRaaus s,aF
l.arrm~rs > adscnsps IA idua aca
IHuEIr-s,. eue nos hal.iamss hnlaiunao
a e,xxilsr son nayassula. aln sido Eepn-
diada. > IA sasiliEacisn ~ isan a olrc.
Tisaao una cssa muy disslnia = Ia ad.
miiidn Issr IosofTos.
Prosnsso queria decir hasia ahora
un impulse gcneroso. vital, en0Tmencn
te dinamica cue convertia todas has
potencias humans en- clcmengos de- cx-,
Emnsi6a y DE- multiplication. Pn0gneso,
era 10 mismo que Tiqueza. indnstrias
poderoSas. innumerahles naves. urles
nmenSas y cnecienies. afan de supera
ri6n, porfias y comPetencias cOlosales.
Y dentro de eSa ola briOsa liza Ia as
piraci0n eneendida de una mayor cultu
ra q. pndiese peneirar en- las sublimda
des mas rec6nditas del generO humane.
TOdO ESQ 10 lla nesidenciadO el sindi-
calismo. Rechaza la libertad demOcra-
tea. porque e. hija del capitalismO
niega la revOluei6n. pOrque trajO la bur
;uesfa desdeha la cultura. pOrque pres
brillo Y delete a los privilegiadOs.
Frente al sentidO de energfa Y multi
plicaci0n del prOgresO. OpOne su NAL
shusiahisinO integral, que restringe los
impulses fecundOs en- beneficiO del bien
estar materialista de las nlasas inferiO-
res.
FL bOlcheviquismO sc ALA igualmente
contra la ciencia y Sc OpOne los prin-
cipiOs de evOluci0n, de mejOraci6n pOr
La lucha v la eompetencia. Declara
que la ciencia pOsitiva es una servidO-
.ra justificadora del capitalismO fren
tie al principle del triunfO de los mejO-
res, OpOne su dOctrina de que los me-
jores deben supeditarse al paso lento de
los insuficientes, de los retardados, de
los inferiores. -
| entonces Sc We al sindicalismO boil
cheyiqsie, .dand6 un rodeo curioso, caer
en- ell seno cristiano. Toma del ,cris:
tianisrno la parte que ie interretssssa aeep 5s
ia ell espfrftd de exaltaci6n de los hu-
.mildes, qae .eneleRtra en- .elL .cristianiss
mo lslos dltinaes seEan los .pEinleres.: B: !.
perO al mismO tempo rechaza la idea
de La dAlfdad... que es 10 que en- ell
ieristajlisiho justifics; sestieHe aFeeisae..
.ppente pquella exalsshs at.Igs IlIluiflI7 I;
Hdes. c,3 vn1 ssasfaA " n y y
| ESD ieodgsfAShdI dgsfAShdIe dSksi 6atsis,65s il,5
nicas. eetpy oonfusid !, - Il
mos y srazena1hienS sesta sssas
redoma, donde Sc cGecen 'tolf0s los reE
taz9qs sideol6gicps, tQdsgl las q arF'pgan,,
'cias raciohalistas Y 't0doss los. vasgidos
mfsticos. al calor, entire tanto. del oilio
" de la venganza: ESQ ess ID que ke la
atrayesado al paso de la humanidad,
Digerirlo, expulsarlo, resolveTlo: he ahf
10 que convene hacer euanto antes.
Jose Ma. .SALAVERRIA.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-03-11

LAS ALMORRANAS Sc CURAN
EN- 6 la DIAS. UNGBENT0 Pas
20 las cura, va sean sinples, san
GRANTEES, externas o con pieazDns La
primera aplicacion da alivio.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-07-30

A Topeka cafeteria director will
never recover from the effects of be-
ing tipped by a patron who had con-
sidered her a waitress.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-07-30

II got some dandy kodak prints
this evening from the films used YES
terday," a kodak enthusiast said.
They certainly do quick work at
Halls. You can take the films there
before $3.50 o'clock and get them the
evening Of the same day. I bought
my Eastman kodak at HalI'sB
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-07-30
BY FRANCES JONES

Mr.. and Mrs. W, D. Updegraffy gave
a dinner Thursday evening at the
Gzo oIaty club toS Mr.; and Mrs James
strom will leave next Tuesday for Los
Angeles. They will visit various
points in California ana on the coast
and will return from Portland. Ore.
The guests, OF which there were four
teen. were all intimate friends of Mr.
and Mrs. Hayes
A number of Topekans will motor to
the Miller ranch Sunday and spend the
day with Mr.. and Mrs. Kenneth Kline.
Mrs, Robert Pierce. Mr.. and Mrs. Don
aid Pierce. Mr.. and Mrs. James Hayes,
Mr.. and Mrs. W. d. Updegraff. Mr..
and Mrs. w. ]. Miller, Miss Grace
koontz, Miss Marguerite Koontz and
Mr.. James Allen Of chanute.
The girls OF the Delta Gamma soror-
ity will give a picnic this evening at
$3.50 o'clock at Gage park. In the CEN
ter of the picnic table will be a. bas-
ket piled high with edibles and at each
girls plate will be little hand painted
place cards of a basket, filled with
picnic eats" About tBeriNy five girls
will be present, including number of
high school girls. ~
Miss Gertrude Zehrug entertained
with an informal dancing party Thurs
day evening at her home in the Mary
land apartments for Miss Ida Hardy.
Miss Hardy has returned nome re-
Gently from Mount Vernon, NJ Y,
ten work and prior TO that had spent
some time overseas as q Y. NJ. G. A.
canteen worker. She will leave the
first-of. the week for a motor trip thru
Colorado Wyoming and Yellowstone
Park and will return to her work in
New York about the first of Septem-
Der. fg
Mrs. Ray Stewart invited friends
this afternoon to an informal party at
her home in Lincoln street for her Sis
ter, Miss Hardy. Many of Miss Hardy's
friends have not had the opportunity
of meeting her since her return from
France. There were twenty guests
Miss Beatrice Saakeshaft of Topeka
who went abroad-Iast month IS now
visiting in Paris. In a letter received
from her several days ago by her par
ents. ME-. and-Mrs. @E. j.. Shakeshaft,
she wrote=sthat she was visiting Major
and Mrs. Norman Ramsay and that
IS. S. Estey, and Miss Helen Estey we're
sightseeing in Paris. Miss Shakeshaft
will return to England shortly and
will visit there and in Scotland until
her return home In october.
Mrs. A. H. Ray entertained Thurs
day afternoon at her home, S14 West
Sixth avenue in honor of her little
daughter De Ann Leigh's second
birthday, anniversary. Mr.. and Mrs
Ray have recently moved here from
Kansas City. Little Miss Ray was
awarded first place in contest in
Kansas City as the prettiest baby in
Wyandotte county. az
The little gensts Thursday afternoon
were: Margaret Kari. Gwendolen
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-07-30
GRAY HAIR BECOMES
DARK AND BEAUTIFUL
Try Grandmother's Old Favorite
Recipe Of Sage Tea and
Sulphur.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur. properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
luster to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray Years ago the only way to
get this mixture was to make 1t at
home, which is r1ussy and trouble
some.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for "Wyeth's Sagesand Sui
phur Compound" You will get a large
bottle of this old-time recipe improved
by the addition of other ingredients,
at very little cost. Everybody uses
this preparation now, because ne one
can possibly tell that you darkened
your hair, as it does it so naturally
and evenly. You dampen a sponge or
soft brush with it and draw this
through your hair, taking one small
strand at a time by morning the gray
hair disappears, and after another ap-
plication or two, your hair becomes
beautifully dark, thick and glossy and
you look years COMMERCIALLY
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-07-30

Lewis. Aiine Gillette. Maxine Shields.
Leroy Lewis, Leila May Critics. Laure
Hurle. Gene Karr, Carroll Snyder and
Colleen Baughey.
THERE'S A WOMAN IN OUR TOWN
Who was married several, months
ago. The other day downtown she
met an old acquaintance on the street
ana the two women stopped to chat.
Ta~ woman in our town ventured to
inquire why the old Acquaintance had
never called on her since her mar
rage. and she replied: II did not
know you wished me to as received
no announcement OF your marriage"
The bride OF a few months was hor-
rified to think she had omitted the
friends name from the lists when
they were made up apd thoughtlessly
exclaimed, "Oc, but yAi know we only
sent those TO DUR friends" Naturally
after that she had one friend less.
y = -
Announcement has been made Of the
marriage OF Miss Mary Sands? daugh-
ter OF Mr. and Mrs. J. B, Sands. 1856
Topeka boulevard. to Mr.. Leonard
McInroy of Syracuse, n. Y. The mar
rage took place in Kansas City. Feb
ruary 2s and the young. people have
since been making their houe in EN-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-07-30

poria. They are at present visiting
Mr. and Mrs. Sands.
The bride as Miss Mary Sands was
well known here in musical circles a
few years ago, During the war she
was enga ged III entertainment work at
the vafious camps over the United
States. Mr.. McInroy. who. was lieu
tenant in the Sixth battalion signai
corps of the Sixth division is now con-
nected with the Southwestern Bell
Telephone company in Emporia.
CONTINUED on nexf paee.l
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-07-30
GIRLS! MAKE A
LEMON BLEACH
Lemons Whiten and Double
Beauty of the Skin


Squeeze the juice of two lemons into
a bottle containing three ounces Of
Orchard White which can be had at
any drug store, shake we'll. and you
have a quarter pint of harmless and
delightful lemon bleach for few cents,
Massage this sweetly fragrant lotion
into the face neck, arms and hands
each day. then shortly note the beauty
of your skin.
Famous stage beauties use lemon
juice to bleach and bring that soft,
clear, rosy-wfite complexion. Lem.
ons have always been used as q
freckle, suuburn and tan remover,
Make this up and try it.=Adv.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-07-30
CAR STOLEN FoTNt }. v. RownEs.

Harrison Street Man Was Thursdays
Daily Victim in Topeka.
]. V. Rowles, 1853 Harrison street.
was the victim of Topeka's daily auto
mobile robbery Thursday
His car was stolen at s:15 o'clock
last night from in front of the First
Baptist church, Ninth and Jackson
streets. The engine number was
209594.
COMPLETE AUTOMOBILE =
PROTECTION
THE CLARENCE B. JORDAN
INSURANCE SERVICE. Phone 81
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-07-30

The average person should stand in
awe of the three chifdren of Mrs. Mar
garet Hill Mccarter. II the Kansas
City Stars statement that the three
schildren have spent q total of forty
eight years in college is true. With
sixteen years each in college. the chill
dren should possess enough degree let
tiers to make an alphabet
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-07-30
SAY DIAMOND DYES"

Don't streak or ruin yotir material Il
a poor dye. Insist on 1DlaSaond Dyes
Easy directions. in syery package.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-07-30

A pretty afternoon frock for fall or
winter requires pretty slippers or OK
fords. such as are on sale at Payne'e
for FIVE DOLLARS, beginning Satur-
day. Women's white oxfords and
pumps, as we'll as patent and k i'd
pumps, Eoxfords and ties with Louis
heels for dress wearTare included in
this extraordinary sale.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-07-30

In spite of the popularity of cleo
trio washing. machines, The Gadabout
heard woman say she wouldn't own
one of the old things! Why, if I had
one of those electricWashing machines
my husband would expect me to do
the family washing all the rest of my
days. I'd rather get along without
and hire my washing done.''
The Coconino sun., 1920-08-20

ing of the words appearing in the les son, one of the boys, after spelling the word, scallop, coined the sentence: "The Indians used to scallop their captive" Another pupil had the word, symptoms. He knew that it meant signs. This was his sentence: "The symptoms pointed to New York"
 Dean Brown, of Yale, said MT. Me- Mullen, quoted the answer given by a high school pupil to the question: "Tell me what you know about the Magma Carta ?" The answer read {: Magma Carta was a great general in the army. He was killed in the bat tie of Gettysburg, and his wife, Molly Calta, siezed his gun, pointed it at the enemy and cried, "Shoot if you must, this old gray head.'"
 The negative results one usually nets after boosting for bigger Flag staff reminds us of what the nigger said with whom we demonstrated when we found him kicking a balky mule in the stomach. We asked him if he thought kicking that mule in the stomach would make him go.
 "Da ain't muffin what will make dat mule go when he 'cludes not to, sah. !! is only kickin' him fo' my own satis- faction"
 When "Rimmy" Jim Giddings and Artist Jim Swinnerton meet, there's always an argument. Such was the case one day last week. Swinnerton claims that he took two newly-married couples to "Rimmy's" ranch house one winter day, that the latter invitec them to duck under the smoke and eat beans with him and altogether acted so gallantly that he broke up two happy homes. "Rimmy" countered by charging that the ring Swinnertor was wearing formerly belonged to his C"Rimmy's"o squaw. It is an old dis pute, often re-opened, but one which does not endanger their friendship fol one another.
 Flagstaff business men receive some strange letters. Here are few samples:
 "Dere--: 1 had a jenny kill ed by litening which caused her tC loose good jack. Had colt strucl by litening and he ain't been worth { dime since. There haven't been nc one to see me about it. If you don' get your eyes open I'll take my policy in"
 Dear Sir: don't think that r an tring to intrute on you but in a quiett' way please try to get S2 more added to my salary a week for the high cos of living is killing me and for tha cause please take this matter to thu higher arfishell for me and let m' here from this soon."
 "Gentlemen:-Taking the oppor tunity as to time to write letter ant no check, that have received yours O. late, but soon will have your check b!
The Coconino sun., 1920-08-20

being slow but sure, hope this Will De satisfactory for the time being."
 From the Renville County (Minn.) Journal:
 It seems funny there was nobody but Ole to be rocked out of Wang township, but the time will soon come when some one will hop in on three legs and find out who done all this trouble. There was only two fellows decent in Wang, but Ole was not de- cent. One of the fellows said Ole wanted to turn these fellows in for slackers, but 1 hope they both are on the blackboard. Someone carried home that Ole had called someone a thief but Ole did not call anyone thief. Ole stepped in white and is leaving a stranger. l give them all the chance to see me but they were too big to settle they rather dropped out. The one who said Ole lied and balled them out will not get the glad hand from their mother when they get home.
 Ole Ellingboe.
 If music is the language of the soul, jazz is its profanity.
 Don't try to bull your way through the world. The strongest bull finds fence that's stronger.
 From the Clinton Qll.) Advertiser: Do You Know
 w. L. BOYCE?
 If not you should, as he is the man who marks the mistakes of the doc tors. The Monument Man.
 B. w. Dawes tells about a darky in his native southern state who had been arrested for beating his wife. At least, it was supposed that he had beaten her, for she had made an up- roar like she was being half killed and the neighbors had caused the hus- bands arrest. The latter's name was Gabe Hawkins.
 The judge asked Gabe what he meant by such cruel treatment of the woman he had sworn to cherish and protect.
 Gabe assumed a most persuasive attitude, and with vigorous and ap- propriate gestures, said:
 'I'll 'splain it to yer, jedge, yer hon or. Foah Gawd, l hardly teched her wid the toe of my boot. I tell yer, jedge, yer honor, dat nigger's voice am ter blame. When she sings, hit soun's like a whole camp-meetin'. Am l to blame kase Tilda's got CT voice like biler 'splodin'?"
 His honor shook his head, as if to intimate that the theory was too thin.
 "Yer don believe me. Now, jedge, yer honor, yo' jes' see fo' yo'sef," said Gabe, and lifting up hoof the size of a ham, he gave Matilda kick that would have jolted an elephant. She threw back her head and opened her mouth as wide as a circus hip popotamus. She gave a prolonged yell that caused two teams to run away, and made everybody in the court room hold their ears.
 Oar" said Gabe, triumphantly, "is yer goin' ter punish me kase she has got soprano voice. Is l ter blame base she got a voice louder'n AngeI Gabriel's trump"
 The judge dismissed the case.