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s'C0ld In the Head''

iS an acute attack of Nasal Catarrfi
Those subject to frequent "colds in the
head" will find that the use OF HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE will build up the
System, cleanse the Blood and render
them less liable to colds. Repeated at
tacks Of Acute Catarrh may lead to
Chronic Catarrh
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is
taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys.
tenn, thus reducing the Inflammation and
restoring normal conditions
All Druggists Circulars free.
Fl ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo. Ohio.
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Hope,esslv Out Of Fasj,ien.

Hopelessly Out Of Fasi,ten.
Despite his shabby clothing anlE
empty pockets. 1t was evident tha& -
had seen better days. $t
A sympathetic soul began to cAAE
with him, anxious to hear his stosS.
Over a-er-cup Of cocoa be tole hiD
tale.
"Yes," he said. 1--WE been qrttA q
parsonage in my time; in fact ~
cynOsure Of all eyes,"
His auditor waited in silence fos ~
explanation.
Il was the tattooed man in the cir
GUS" he went on.
And how did you lose your jobp
he was asked.
"Public went crazy on moving pao.
tures." he said, "and mine wouldn't
bulge"
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recommend the Vegetable Compound to
other women. You can use these
facts as a testimonial. Mrs. NJ.
THEALL BEsszY. l86 Appleton Street.
Lowell, Mass4
Why wou1en will continue to suffer 30
long Is more than we can understand,
when they can find health in Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Fer forty years it has been the stand
ard remedy for female ills, and has re-
stored the health of thousands Of women
who have been troubled with such all
ments as dsplacements, Inflammation,
ulceration, Irregularities, etc.
II you went special advice write to
LYDIA e. PiAkham Medicine Co. (confi-
dentiaD Lynn, Mass. Your letter will
be opened, read and answered by q
woman and held in strict confidence.
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1eamsfeF's Life Saved

very severe sore on my leg for years,
am teamster. I tried all medicines and
ealves. but without success I tried doc.
tors. but they failed to cure me- couldn't
sleep Tor many nights from pain. Doctors
said could not live for more than two
years. Finally Peterson's Ointment was
recommended to me and by its use the
sore was entirely healed. Thankfully
care P. g. Reitz, Box 1897
Peterson says: II am proud Of the
above letter and have hundreds Of Others
mat tell Of wonderful cureS of Eczema,
Piles and Skin Diseases"
Peterson's Ointment is IS cents a box
Mail orders filed by Peterson Ointment
Co., Buffalo.
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Bad Stomach
Sends Her to Bed
for 10 Months
Eafossic Gets Hes' Up J

"Over a year ago." says Mrs. Dora
Williams, II took to bed and for 1C
months did not think I would live.
Eatonic helped me so much am now
up and able to work. 1 recommend II
highly for stomach trouble"
Eatonic helps people to get well by
taking up and carrying out the excess
acidity and gases that put the stomach
out Of order. If you have indigestion,
s6urness, heartburn, belching, food re-
peating, or other stomach distress, take
an Eatonic after each meal. Big box
costs only a trife with your druggist'e
guarantee.
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The Hardest Labor,

Ceasing from labor, as labor, is noe
the point Of Sunday observances: It
is ceasing from the labor Of the world,
to labor for God, to do his work.
which is the highest labor and the
hardest labor; giving God a tithe Of
the work, the first fruits Of our time.
as mark Of respect and allegiance
which we owe to him.-W. G. E. New
DOlt.
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"Why, is this your full stock Of wed.
ding rings7" the young man asked in
surprise. "Only half q dozen-not
enough to permit of any choice at all.
Odd, when you have q couple of hun.
dred engagement rings there in the
case"
~Not 0dd-experience." the jeweler
replied. It'll take all those diamonds
to work off these plain bands"
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Quite All Riuht.

Gladys and George. recently en-
gagged, were having one of their spats.
Gladys was endeavoring to make
things clear to George, who was in
clined to be obstinate.
mo, George. dearie," said she. Il
am afraid it's quite impossible. The
thing can never be. We should
never get on well together. You know
always want my own way"
THAT will be all right, Gladys" re.
piled George, you can continue want
ing It after we are married.
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Washinqton's Millionaire Colony.

Washington is becoming a communt
ty of millionaires. According to es;t
mates made from income tax returns
the basis being an income Of $4,000
or more year-the District of Colum
bia contains no fewer than $50 persons
worth one million dollars or more
From season to season the number OF
wealthy Americans who settle in the
national capital, mainly attracted by
It's social opportunities is perceptibly
growing.
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A Wild, Open-Air Life.
Postmaster General BurlesOn said Mt
a San Francisco luncheon, apropos Of
q political dispute:
'Our opponents put up very warm
but very unsatisfactory defense. They
remind me of the chorus girl.
"A young divine met in Broadway a
chorus girl from his home town. In
the course of their conversation the
divine said:
"'You like the city best, Lalage, but
/ love a wild, free, open-air life.'
"'And don't I tooY the chorus girl
protested hotly. Every evening after
the show get my supper on a roof
garden
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Fascination Of Mendacity.

Ever read AesOp's fsbles?"
"You mean the stories in which the
animals are supposed to talk?" asked
Senator Sorghum.
1.-THE same"
"Yes. I've read 'em. Aesop was a
smart man. He realized 1t was almost
impossible to interest the public in
simple statement of honest truth with
out mixing it in with some gilded and
fantasticaI whOpper."
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Cuticura for Pimply Faces,

cuticura for PimpIy Faces.
To remove pimples and blackheads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash off in five minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to in
clude Cuticura Talcum.-Adv.
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DO you enjoy those peppery Mex
lean dfShes?"
Il won't exactly say enjoy them,"
replied Cactus Joe. "But I have an
idea the pepper is valuable. 1t puts q
pain in that DISCUSSES the taste"
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Easy corne-Easy Go,

Easy come-Easy Go.
Shs-Lucius, l cannot be betrothed
to you any longer.
He with a superior manner)-
Well, there are others.
She-Yes, I know. I've just be,
come engaged to one Of the others.
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Persuaded.

Persuaded.
The flower seller and Mr.. Karker
engaged in conversation.
"Buy a flower. sir?''
"No, thanks"
"Buy one for your wife,"
"Haven't got one"
"For your sweetheart, then"
"Haven't got One."
swell. buy one to celebrate your
good luck"
He bought.
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Complications.

Complications.
'What was the trouble with your
singing society?" .,.
1T was fine society,"" replied Jud
Tunkins, "but the singing was hard to
regulate. The wealthy and influential
members we depended on to keep it
going all happened to have poor
voices"
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Effect Of Oninlon-

Opinion is the main thing which
toes good or harm in the world. It is
ur false opinions of things which ruin
.s.-Marcus AntOnius.
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A Treat In Store.

"Now. Tommy" said the wife of
Bailiff Biffkfns. "be good boy while
I'm gone and I'll reward you"
"Whatll you gimme, ma?" asked the
precOciOus child.
"1'll let you 60 down to the court
house and hear your father bawl: Or
der in court y"-Birmingham Age
Herald.
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WHY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP-ROOT

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by d.. Kilmer's Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi-
cine.
It il . physician's prescription.
Swamp-Rcot il q STRENGTHENING medi-
cine. It helps the kidneys, liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp Root has stood the test of years.
It is sold by all druggists on it, merit
and it should help you. No other kidney
medicine has 20 many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer L Co.. Binghamton, n. T.. for I.
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
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Same Thjnu.

Franklin D'Olier, the head Of the
American Legion said ut banquet in
Philadelphia
Two dOughbOys were exchanging
war memories the other day.
was never much stuck on my
self said the first doughboy. but, all
the same. | brought cross back with
me from over there. Did you bring
back a cross. HillY
"The second doughboy puffed
thOughtfully on his pipe.
"'Well.' he said, I brought back a
French wife,"
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Good Tehper Counts

More than half the difficulties Of
,e world would be allayed or re-
owed by the exhibition Of good tenn
er,-Arthur Helps.
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pe1sl9tenuy consul
pated and had very
dizzy spells. ! suf-
fered for three years
and was perfectly
miserable until q
f. tend was telling
me 70 y Lydia E
table Compound and
/ found it q wonder
full medicine. I can
now do twice as
winch work and I
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oriain Of Slang.

Slang originated from the gys@y
tongue. It used to be a secret Ian
guage of that race. It is by no means
Of modern date, being well known -
the classic ages Of Greece and Re0A,
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BETTER
DEAD

Life Is q burden when the BODY
10 racked with pain. Everything
worries and the victim becou.es
despondent and downhearted. To
bring back the sunshine take
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Couldn't Help Themselves.

Billbord-Jokin' aside. this show
was just made for the tired business
man.
Krittix-I see. The only fellows
~ho stay for the finish are the men
Who are too tired to get up and walk
out.
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Dr. Peery's Dead Shot" Is not . "loz-
enge" or "sirup." but a real old-fashioned
dose Of medicine which cleans out Worms
Or Tapeworm with Z single dose.-Adv.
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..x FERN a. mId Land at

land equal to that which through
many years has yielded from 70 to Is
bushels Of wheat 60 the acfe-grazing
land convenient to good grain farms at
proportionately low prices. These lands
have every rural convenience; good
bchools, churches, roads, telephones,
etc, close to live towns and good mar
ket1.
Il you want 20 get back to the farm. or
10 farm on q larger scale than 1s pos
sible under your present conditions.
Investigate what Western Canada has
% offer you.
For illustrated literature with maps ana
particulars regarding reduced railway
ratsA location of land ETC.. apply to
Dept Of immigration. Ottawa, Can. or
40 i. Third ST., narrlsb1rp. %.
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Stock Raising In
W ESIERn CANADA

: as Proftable as grain growing.
Successes a. wonderful as those from
growing wheat, oats, barley, and flax
have been made in raising Horses,
Cattle, Sheep and Hogs. Bright,
sunny climate, nutritious grasses,
good water, enormous fodder crops
sheso spell success to the farmer and
stock raiser. And remember, you can
&uY On easy tarms
Middletown transcript., 1920-09-25

Most men are qualified to oeeuy
apartments In q lunatic asylum-0D
they can prove It.
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Evolution of European CovernnnaI
and Their New Constitutions

New Book by Barlow A. UlrioA
Author Of Abraham Lincoln
and constitutional Governmeots'
Containing chapters on Washington ono
Lincoln and showing what they accomplisAsn
in forming and perpetuating censtit0kle0A1
government on q republican basis.
TWO GREAT CHARACTERS IN HI6TORYs
WASHINGTON AND LINCOLN
Should a citizen of the United States II
America be asked to name three OF ~
greatest possessions. he would be compslle4
to answer the memory Of GEORGE WASH
INGTON and ABRAHAM LINCOLN. 000
THE FEDERAL CONSTITUTION.
II the author has been able to ward ~.
or counteract. some Of the baneful fnflue00aD
tions in various ways he will have acooA-
plished something for the beneft OF the - .
izenship Of the nation. Price Of book tA7k
Barlow A. Ulrich, Press Club, Chicago. N
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UFFE||ED
THREE.YEbRS
Finally was Restored 20
Health Lydia Pink ham's
Vegetable Compo ound.

Lowell, Msss.-"I was Ill run down and
had an awful pain in my right side, was
Middletown transcript., 1920-09-25

Abstinence and fasting cure many d
c0mplaint.-Danish PrOverb.
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GOLD MEDAL.
&IkRl lEMQr
k5[y:&:SyII3E1 ~

The national remedy Of Holland for over
400 years; it II IN enemy Of all pains s-
sultng from kidney, liver and uric acid
troubles. All druggists, three sizes.
Loe6 eee he name Gold Medal ou ovssy beg
and aeeepe - tmitation
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0fants1A&ed Eyslids. Stiles, Innamed Eve,
tol1eyed overnight BY Roman Eye Balsem
rOo tTt1t proves fts merft.-Adv. -
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Little boats must keep the shore,
large ships may venture more.
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USE "DlAMoND DYES"
Useful Purpose.

Dyes Color Card"-16 rich colors. Adv.
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70 - DWBS10ON
40 j. Third ST., narrisburD, %.
In Proportion.

Canadian Government Agent.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-14
KRTEBEL &CO
FEW FOLKS HAVE
GRAY HAIR now


Hair that loses its color and lustre.
or when IL fades. turns gray. duh
and Lfaless, Is caused by a lack OF
allphur il the hair. oar grand
mother made I'D a mixture Of sage
Tea and sulphur 10 keep her locks
dark and beautiful and thousands Of
women and men who value that even
color. that beautiful dark shade OF
hair which is 20 attractive. use only
this old-time recipe.
nowadays we get this famous
mixture improved By the addition Of
other ingredients by asking at any
drug store for e. bottle Of HW Teth's
Sage and sulphur Compound" which
darkens the hair SO naturally SO
evenly that nobody can possibly
ten Il has been applied You Just
1ampen g sponge or sort brush with
lt and draw this through your
hair. taking one small strand at a
time. BY morning the gray hair
disappears but what delights the
ladies' with Wyeth's Sage and Sul-
pnur Compound is that besides beau
tifullT darlzcniuE the hair after Few
applications. DC also brings back the
gloss and lustre and gives e an ap-
pearaucs Of abundance.
Wyethis Sage and sulphur Com
pound is a delightful toilet re-
ouisite 70 imuarr color and a youth
ful appearance TO the hair Il IS not
INTENDED for the cure, mitigation OF
prevention 1E lr=aa ee-anE
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-14
SURPRISES A
WAR PROPAGANDA FILM

London. Eng. Sept 14.-Lhe British
public has Just learned that a nov
ing picture film prepared by direction
Of the war office al 2 cost OF SllisV9u
was destroyed after the arnistice By
Government order because e vas con-
sidsred unsuitable for exhibition 80
peace time
The film was Intended BY tns gov
eminent 20 show what might have
happened II England had been in
vaded BY the Germans, bat it was not
ready to b exhibited before the sign
Ing Of the arunirtic6 and consequently
was never publicly produced
There were many scenes depicting
the British Countryside under enemy
rule, taken from real Incidents OBJ
tanned from Belgium and France ana
battles were arranged In which &C
tual army corps took part
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-14
Ell PASO OILS
Slight Damage Done
II HOSPITAL BIZ Fire

Flrs started et ss15 o'clock Tuesday
morning in the engine rooms OF Hotel
Dfeu. Three fire companies, respond
fur 70 the call, sztingulshed the blaze
ia a few mome1ts-
The engine rooms are Isolated ron
the main building OF the hospital IN
: hrfcI- and cement structure at the
northeast corner Of the grounds II Is
believed the fire originated IN pie
Of refuse. small damage was done
01l7- lie wooden frames OF the win
doTs and doors being charred and
burned
no scare resulted among the pa
4r--r= n fhe main building. many OF
whom did not even know OF the Ilre
untu after Il had been exiting NED
Physicians in various parts OF lne
CITY. rs soon as they learned that
there was a fire at Hotel Dieui nur
red 70 the hospital TO be near their
patients in case Of need Before the
blaze was extInguished nearly every
physician who had q patient In the
hospital had arrived.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-14
Secrets OF The
MoUies Re0ealed

O-HoEF many pictures are
in a strip OF fiim- one hundred
feet l0ngf
A-There are 1900 pictures to every
hundred feet Of film These pictures
are run through the rro1ection ma
chine and thrown on ne screen e
the rate Of IS pictures per second OF
4 minute and 40 seconds TO every
hundred feet Of film
o-WHnt movie star recently com
nIeted e picture IN Sicily which haa
for its background the ruins Of the
ancient theuter NJ Tdsrminas which
was built several hundred years De
fore Christi
c-What fIIm actor. famous for his
sIapsticlz and custard pie cnmedies
has recently deserted them 10 appear
in STRAIGHT parts IN comedy drlulaEt
A-Fatty Arbuckle. IN his next pic
ture he viii be seen as the hard rid-
ing. quick shooting sheriff IN me
film version Of that famous stage
success. The Roundup"
GQ-Where was Bebe Daniels nornf
Is she married.
4-Bebs was born IN Dallas. Texas,
and IS still whole OF heart and fancy
O-what Is Elmo LineoIn's correct
namef
I've don't know whether Elmo
would Ike this. but here goes. Folks
back iu the hoosier town Of Rochss-
ter. Ind, recall him as Otto Elmo
Linkenhelt-(C Copyright, 1920, Thomp-
son Feature Service)
How Is Il possible for the same
person TO appear simultaneously
IN two roles in the sane scenet
The answer 10 this film trick VIII
appear tomorrow IN this depart
meuf.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-14
FEDERAL COURT OPENS
SPECIAL SESSION HERE.

More than 900 cases are scheduled
TO be brought before a special ses-
sion OF the federal grand jury which
meets tomorrow morning preceding
the opening Of a special term G. fed
eral court called 20 dispose OF the
massive volume Of business on the
docket The regular term Of court
begins October g. but officials sa,-
the regular term would not have
been sufficient 20 permit Of dispose
ton OF pending cases.
Court officials reached FL paso
Tuesday morning preparatory 20
opening the term Included among
those arriving are Hugh r Robert
son, Of san Antonio. United States at
torney; r d Ronthaler. chief deputy
clerk, also OF san Antonio- Can't d
Il Rogers. OF Austin United States
marshal; and T. H Thompson. Of AUS
tin CHIEF deputy United states mar
shall
Trial Of noujury cases probably
VIII begin Thursday.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-14
TAKES
QUICK UPTURN
AFTER SLUMP

New Orleans. La. Sept 1A-Poor
cables and good weather over the belt
put the price Of cotton % to 80 points
lower around the opening today. but
the market soon met a new demand.
based upon expectations Of favorable
American consumption figures for
August, and fun recoveries were
made The upturn did not stop until
the active months were to IS points
higher than the close OF yesterday
October traded down 90 26.23c and
then reacted 70 26.62c-
Opening bids. October, 26.25c; De-
cember, zt-2uc; January, 23-37c bid;
March. 22-63cs May. 2220c bid. Steady.
Consumption for August OF 4S2.1s3 bales
was smaller than expected and Il resulted
I'm new selling. Offerings were increased
BY she forecast OF continued favorable
weather over the belt and by reports OF
further reductions an cotton goods prices
October turned very weak under uuulda-
ton Of the long interest and dropped until
it traded at 26.o5c. At this level the mar
zet was so TO so points down. compared
with yesterdays close.
spot cotton easier. % points lower
sales on the spot. 200 bales. 10 arrive. zoo
bales Low rniddllne. 71-0oes middling.
assoc; good middling. 11.T5ci receipts.
1897 bales; stock. 1s1.058 bales
The cotton market closed steady at ret
1ai-f lnH ~ SRI
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-14
Russian Noblemen at
Real Work IN France

Paris. France. Sept 14.-Many Of
the Russian nobility who fed from
bolsheVlsm to France now meet its
chief requiremeut-that all must
work with their hands that they may
eat
A large dairy farm has been estab-
lished near Paris b. count Paul Ig-
natief, where members Il that family
and some Of their noble friends are
reconstructinE another fortune.
The duke OF Leuchtenberg-B Beau
harnais e farming near Tours The
prince Lyszezynsli Is a bank clerk
Princess Mestcherclzy and a number
OF others are commercializing their
knowledge Of art. doing interior dec
Grating. Prince Goudacheff once
Russian ambassador TO Spain, IS a
farmer. Gen. Nicola5eff drives a truck
and many Russian officers are me-
chanics and some are taxicab chauf-
feurs
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-14
ADDITION TO The RESCUE
HOME AT Ell PASO PLEDGED

Dallas, Tex. Sept. IA large ad-
ditlon 70 the salvation army Rescue
and Children's Home In El Paso 80
the maternity home at san Antonio
VIII be made during the coming year.
according 20 the program submitted
q the convention OF north Texas
delegates here A report was read
Sno wing both homes are filled TO
capacity. Two hundred north Tars4
delegates pledged 20 give fun support
70 the salvation Army home service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-14
Trained Nurse Advises
Pe0lIe

II was a great sufferer Of stomach
and liver trouble and cannot say
Remedy. II has done so much for me
and j am recommending -t 20 other
sufferers WAS trained nurse in
Marine and other hospitals years ago.
therefore many come 20 me for adj
vice. Z certainly received great bene-
az ron Aavrs ~ onderful Remedy
70 -a g simple harmless preparation
that removes the catarrha mucus
from the intestinal tract and allavs
the inflammation which causes
practically all stomach. liver and IN
festival ailments. including aDpen-
dlci-lz- one dose VIII convince or
money REFUNDED. AT all druggists
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-14
No. I'D METALS

IHv Asscclated FresE1
New YORK. Sept 14-Bar rllve-. duues-
tie. unchaureds foreign. 3fA.
Mexican dollars. unchanged.
C1uuer-Dtll. UNCHANGED
Irou-Eirn1s No. & northern. unchan-ed-
cru. els 90 045.C1
rln-stsady. spot and nearby. sf5.0os
iutu-aE $3.50.
AutlrcrT--I nch1uEed-
LGsl-ezgy. October $3.50.
Iluc-ste1 fv. UNCHANGED.
ToeuoE METAL MARKET.
London. Ems. Errt 1f-curtationg on
the metal market today were as follows
Sterling declined again later. Demand.
t1afA cables f1-4T1
Corpar-ClclanEed
lectrclvtic-uu chaured
Il1-Ez7e. Ts ca
Lead=55
zine-f2s e. Cd