El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-25
4 Real Educational OppOrtunity
Ring School For Girls Proposed

Is pretty vel up in criticism but
what woman ain't2 Finely the only
horseback rideing that gets you any
thing Is a jockey out TO Belmont or
/ somewheres and you got 20 keep
I yourself down 20 around 100 lbs.
: witch the only gals that can do that
could make a whole lot more money
. in the foIlies or something. and he
home Wneer this gal I SPEAK OF lives
isn't provided with no basketball
links or even basket for her hus-
hand to throw soiled clothes On it
and has 70 toss them on the flr
Prospectus OF Ring School
50 an and an what did she set out
OF colege2 Well what she has got
uuncn or letters asking for q sub
scription 20 different million dollar
funds 20 build q new fudge machine
FOR the campus or something
haven't as yet got up the ads
witch 7 intend to run ia the different
periodicals for the Ring school but 7
can give you a outline Of It IN a Few
Tds- The school is situated In my
house and lot witch is u acres. Gals
that can't stand the cold can sleep
in the garage and the more ruggeder
ones VIII have their dormitorys out
doors and as our yard is a series Of
terraces, Why they VIII be a reduction
N room rent for the gals that sleeps
IN Lle lppers.
school For Future Wives.
As 7 said a vile ago the objects Of
the school is 70 lit gals to become
2 vie and with that end in view
the courses VIII be as follows Cad
DYING. smoking. drinking. brewing
ana uistillnE, poker. profanity. I
music art barbering. cleaning and
pressing shoe shining. chamber I
maiding and mathematics.
"a "H 10
Tor economy sake but when a wife
has got a education along these lines
she is more libel 70 see her husband
one IN a vile and maybe get him to Z
come home and VISIT The object OF !
the smoking course is 10 learn uorl- I
en- % have enough ash trays in the I
house. The drinking classes won't be- Z
conducted with the aim OF makeing .
the gal acquire q taste for alcohol. I
but so as she can take a couple cock
tails without busting out in peals Of
laughter. Iheys no need to point out /
the advantage OF the brewing and I
uistillng course, a specially the Z
brewing as ] think most peopla will ]
agree that knowledge Of lager beer ]
IS whole lot more help around the |
ithms.
Some Of Rings Courses.
The professors OF poker win try
and hammer into their pupils beans .
that a dollar bet on the part OF a Z
male Opt don't necessarily mean I
that he has got something and also
tnal aces up can sometimes be
throwed into the ash can even IL they
DO look pretty. The music course will I
include lessons on the different in
strumenta witch different people has
give ne and witch I have just nat
urally mastered Including the sa1a-
phone, clarinet, accordion and whistle.
IN respects 70 the barberinE etc.
classes, what man would ever think
Of deserving a wife that shaved him
and cut his hasr n any and pressed
his clothes and summed his shoes and
1ou't even half 70 tip her let alone
pay $500 check The chamber maid
ms course viii be very simple, the
object being 20 learn prospective
house Wifes 20 put clean towels In
soiled towels out and not make the
nan OF the house wipe his hands and
lace on handkerchief Washday
mornings.
Can He Teach Emf
The mathematics course viii be de-
lgned TO learn women 20 write the
iame amt IN their stubs that they 9
'-asGes VIII consist OF painting the
Iarn, fence and screens in oil A
knowledge OF up to date
profanity viii enable the women
olka 20 talk on even terms with the
- TO date hired gal and maybe scare :
he last named into giveing up her 7
'eading long enough 10 wash a cou- .
he dishs.
The Ring School. beautifully stu
tied on a bay on Longs Island. pro- !
Ides pupils with salt water batheing
YOU don't mind it being kind OF 9
irty. 20 say nothing about diEEinE ?
or clans Other out door sports in !
.dqiuon 70 these is washing, lawn
moving. Fly sWattinE pushing a 20 p
art and trying 90 use the telephone. Z
The fail turn viii open up on the Z Z
OF Oct. and the annual tuition in
ludeing bed and board viii amt 20 &
4o5-61 in round numbers Including
he luxury tax Write TO