Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-06-23
The Windm,Il

NO mood on me descends SO blue
mat oy your name am not
thrilled.
lneptly may this song be trtiIed.
But. oh. its words are very true.
Each day l turn my FESTIVE fest
10 ways that lead us face to face.
may not strive to say how sweet
1t is to see you in your place,
Or how inspiring il the grace
With which our servant oft you
greet.
only know that when you speak
My heart ana .-sises Glamour hish
And forth I'd fare to Ind to seek
Tne thing you wish. 1 would com
ply
With every order that you cry.
with every longing, strong or weak.
Oh, would that might toll in rhyme
The things that you already know.
Oh, send me to some savage cline
And 1 my loyalty will show.
I never once have answered NO."
To things you've asked me, time on
| time.
To you alone belong my days,
Your will I never seek to cross.
But day and night voice your
praise,
Oh, sad indeed would % your less,
1t you should 90 and oan me, Boss.
Say. how about q little raise?
A New York legislator rises TO In
form us that the two most danger
Gus classes in America today are
the educated poor" and "the edu-
Gated rich" That's all right. Wei
just continue to let the ignoramussss
run the country, as in the past.
Free verse is nothing but free
speech chopped up into kindlinS.
PATHETIC THOUGHT.
Full many wheeze is born to blush
! unseen
Without some ready reader right
at hand:
Full many Jest Is pulled to be q
Because some bonehead didn't un-
derstand.
I When a mans 20 he talks abou.
his ambition. When he's 30 he
worries over his position. And when
he's 40 he means about his con-
dition.
If all the candidates were where
the others thought they ought TO be-,
Debs would certainly have q lot OF
company.
The British navy may be restrict
ing the freedom of the seas, but
lot OF summer bathers don't seem to
know 1t.
Now that the president has been
declared exempt from the income tax
the political battle takes on a mercer
fury.
LESSONS In GEOGRAPHY.
Germany, is a problem bounded on
the north by hate. on the south by
calamity. on the west by suspicion
and on the east by frenzy. It Is
inhabited by junkers, junkmen.
tirpitzes and communists. It's chief
exports arc sauerkraut, schrecklich-
keit and reparations.
Mexico II q carousel, completely
surrounded by smoke. It 10 inhabit-
ed chiefly by generals. The death
rate 10 very high. but 1t would We
higher II the Mexicans could aim
straight It's chief imports are gums.
powder and cofhns. Its principal ex-
ports are ex-presidentj and dshs.
Ireland is a valeano, eyuptinG
every three weeks or oftensr. Its
cheif industry 10 pot-shootins-
mostly Of British troops. IT. patron
saints are st. Patrick and ct. rein.
It's favorite color Is not orange, it,
chief exports are politicians ana eo-
licemen. Much lace 10 also vovsn.
from which comes the expression:
Lace 'em!"
The kaiser must have read the
German election returns with
smoker. Even tho bloks who wrote
the famous note to mexico was
elected.
Isn't It about time for Germany 70
turn over the skull Of the Sultan
Akawa, as provided By the trsaty'
We are considerably worried about
II.
Obviously the Ds.tish are 0oiAg
over ireland with . Slim Fsan ee0b.
| QUERY.
Can the democrats build . plat
form out Of presidential timber?
II all the natiops have ntpped ~
many world wide boishsvist plots b
tho bud ~ they claim they have. We
can't for tho life Of 10 80 Why L.
nine ana TrotzIy haven't sivsa up
in disgust long ago.
EMU1AATING KELLY,
Our landlord p1ays both MINT and
day
That prices may como down.
He loves to SEQ his tenants smile;
Tip -toeing past like ono Ashamed
To walk erect he goes
And weeps when Ger he thinks he's
blamed,
He docs
Like Ks,ly does.
japan, Toxic announces. ~ not
ready to leave Siberia aad, Il our
history 10 CORRECT. u took GERMANY
aeme time to decide 70 st out OF