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The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1920-02-06
E.tray Notice

Wei. D. Pesrce and W. A. Thomas,
certify We have examined black horse
mule taken up BY R. L. Wilson Of Mos.
COW Tena., about l4s hands high. about
20 years oli. halter mark On ea~h eide
Of necA, tnIa 10 iesn. Value tws..ty
dollars.
]. d, PEARcE
w. A. THOMAS
Sworn TO before me this II DAY of
January 1922.
JNo. J. STEGEI J P.
! certify that thu above mule tame
TO INV house without my procurement
aud nave not altered ar chaagrf
marks in any way. This I'm day 81
Jsnuaty 1922.
r. l.. WILSON
Sworn 10 before me this II h day If
January, 1920.
j. j. STEGER J. ?.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1920-02-06
plies Cured In 6 to DAYS

DRUGGISTS refund money II PAZ0 OINTMENT fails
TO cure Itching Blind, Bleeding or ProtrudIne PLEA
instantly relieves Itching Piles, and you can get
eestfnl sleep after the first application. Price Coo.
The Fayette falcon. (Somerville, Tenn.) 190?-current, 1920-02-06

The Quia, lie That Does Not Affect TIE ll>rs
Because Of It's tonic and laxative effect, L.kX.s
1--WE BRCM0 QUlNINE Uablets) can be G-a.i
py anyon0 without causing nervousness or rineil
N the head. E.W. GROVES signature on box. SU.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
CHAIRMAN WHITE
BARES HIS TEETH
ON LEAGUE ISSUE

CONTINUED from l'.rs, ra.cD
Governor Cox and the democracy in
this pending campaign, feeling that
this is the very best way in which
to serve the American people The
overwhelming body of Democrats are
progressive, anC.iiEic democracy IS en-
titled, because of.rifat fact, TO public
confidence.
Men mus, be judged by their acts
ana the record Of the democracy. and
Governor CoX's personal record iUyti-
fy the confidence OF the country"
Sends Telegram to Tennessee.
The new chairman also put him
self into The nsht in behalf of SUI
frasc in the State of Tennessee. ne
addressed "A telegram 10 al Demo
cratic members OF the Tennessee
Legislature as follows:
The Governor o! your Stale has
signified his Intention OF calling your
Legislature in the near future in,o
extraordinary session for the purpose
of acting on the Federal suffrage
amendment Governor COX VIII make
his speech Of acceptance Of the Demo
cratic nomination FOR Prcs!ucn, on
August :. /, would be mos, pleas.
linG TO Governor Cox and Democrats
throughout the nation OF ON August Z,
when we begin The drive IN the COM
Ing campaign that VIII break the Re
publican lines IN the November olcc-
lions, we had assurances from ma
jorty Of the Tennessee algisiaturc
OF their intcntion. IN the forthcom-
ing special session. to make Tennessee
the thirty-s!Xth STATE 10 rItify the
suffrage amendment. thus iusur.ug
the enfranchisement Of the women
Of America. AS the new chairman OF
the Democratic National Committee /
invite your cooperation IN ,h!s great
progressive movement and shall
greatly appreciate favorable re-
Spouse by wire.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01

cost OF living, doubt II tho excess
profits tax FOR war precisely accom-
plishes the end we seek in peace.
thought we do not disagree about the
worthy Intent. Its operations have
Dcen disappointing, It's costs multi
Piled and pyramidcd and righteous
changes and notifications ought to
be sought ut an early day.
II would gladly Recommend a
chahEc. but am not yet prepared to
suggest an equitable substitute
asking Congress TO seek tho earliest
possible solution. The reduced cost
OF government is already pledged and
reduced appropriation by Congress is
paralyze American production by
taxation mt home or destructive COM
petition from abroad, because our mu-
tual interest In productivity has made
us what we are.
Despite all the depreciation. I can
not bring myself TO accent the no.
ton that the INTERPOLATION among
our men and women has departed
is Il disposition OF some tn invcigh
against one section or another, as
selfish interest may suggest. but the
broad national welfare contcmpIatcs
NO East AMI no West. no North and no
South. Pride of locality is most COM
mendab'c. but patriotism Is not sec
iional !oliticaiiy We may utv idc as
God gives us 10 see the right. hut
materially. socially and economically
wc must be an entity, united. harmon
iouS and inter dependent.
rejoice to recall that when the
world war summoned our sons to
duty and 10 death. perhaps. there was
no question about geography. The
boys OF the North dressed front with
the sons OF the South, and all went
triumphantly forward to undyin:
fame, never questioning the origin or
the environment. much less the To-
cality of their comrades.
IF the great world war held for ,us
nothing else IL did teach us that
there is something more than gain
to he strivcn for in this world. we
con hail tho lof y and bcsscd rule Of
Commingling friendship. Hayiui;
sent 10 the world another exam pie.
that o; concord among ourselves and
make America SAT" for Americans and
the lofticst example OF representative
democracy"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
TELL DIFFERENT STORIES
ABOUT DEATH OF LOFTS
Young Woman Says Diamond MGR.
chant "Crumplcd Up" During
Playful Struggle.
LKy NsSOCiatrN l,res.,s.l

CHICAGO. July 3l.-AIlss Ruth
Woods, Il pretty hotel cashier. who
was alone with Samuel Il. y. LOFTS,
head OF the diamond firm of Lofts
Brothers. when no died suddenly in
his luxurious apartment last night,
today told tho police that Lofts
crumplcd TO the floor dead after they
had engaged in playful strug-
gle"
Although the police believe that
the diamond merchant died as a re-
suit OF conclusion of the brain. prob
ably cccaSicncd by Il fail. they en-
press dissatisfaction with conflicting
stories told by Miss Woods and Roy
NJ shawn. son OF late millionaire
merchant, who also is being held
pending an inquest.
Miss Woods, who described Shaync
as her Enncc, said she was called by
Lofts 20 his apartment at O'CLOCK
and drank together and finally Lofts
attempted 10 attack her.
We were having a playful struG-
gle MISS Woods declared. and my
Ell from him. The next instant | was
startled by the sound OF his body
falling TO the floor. | was At n loss
30 "now what To do AMI rushed L;
Shaync."
According to the story shayne told
tho police he reaches the Lofts
aparimtIl at about s o'clock that
LOFTS oiSned the door TO admit him
and suddenly crumpled TO the floor.
As soon as Shaync arrived. Miss
Woods lied from the apartment,
physician and when he arrived tho
body of LOFTS was cold indicating
th"t LCf;is had been dead for some
time. The police express the convic-
;ioH that Lofts died before Shayne
arrived
Police tonight were bending every
effort toward clearing up the details
OF TO- taHicab ride taken by Miss
NoHiS after she fled from tho LOFTS
apartment. They said that full in
formation concerning the ride might
bring cut the exact details Of the
diamond dealers death.
Attempts to shake the conflicting
atorics OF Miss Woods and Herman
Wcxlcr. tho taNicob driver. by taking
them over the route, failed 10 change
the statement Of either. ShnYae late
tonight. was questioned further con-
corning his statement tina; Lofts
fell dead. apparently tripping, just
as h" entered the apartment in re-
sponSc to Miss Woods telephone call
for help"
Police said they were satisfied that
Miss Woods was alone with Lofts
2i the time Of his death. and that the
body WAS cold. apparently dead for
some time when the doctor summon
cd by Shaync arrived.
They also said they were puzzled
over the fact that only 81 :, was
found In Lofts clothes, declaring he
was known to always have around
$1,000 with him.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
DECLARES SPECTATORS
CAUSED HIGH FUEL PRICE
National Coal Association Claims
Narrow Margin Above Cost
for Mine Operators.
BLANIES DEALER COTERIE
Through Priority Orders OF Inter-
state Commerce Commission
Bituminous Shippers Believe
Shortage Will Soon BE Over.
BLA,rEs DEALER coTEmE
lBy Associated Press.

WASHINGTON. July 3l.-Blame for
eSorbitant coal prices was placed
on spectators In formal state
n %sn' ISSUED ASl%'., iqday b. ,hs National
Commission figures giving the aver
age sales pricc at the bituminous
mines MIN ! dn'rinE last Aprii as ss;sS. il
average OF profit per, ton realized by
the industry as a whole
Mine costs was placed at s2,7d a
pointed out, adding that the 30 cents
margin between the cost and selling
price was not net Prolt, fer from, II
items OF expense.
THE blame for eXorb!tant prices
s snsc,i In the aStivity OF coteris OF
taEe OF an upset market" declared
the operators statement. which add
ed tina; car shortage "pavcd the way
ReconsiEnmcnt OF cars FOR which
the railroads are Responsible" 1t con-
tinued. permitted exchange OF coal
in transit. sometimes resulting In a
higher price to be tackled on TWO or
three times.
The spectators have obtained only
coal output but their activity further
disrupted a situation that for months
has affected the nations coal out
put the operators said.
with the 7riori;y orders Of the
Interstate Commerce Comm ission now
stimulating the movement OF coal
to the Great Lakes and To New Eng
land" concluded the statement. "thc
bttuminous coal operators believe that
the coal shortage crisis soon will he
Strengthened out. The effective work
ing OF this program will depend upon
fun cooperation by the railroads.
which has been assured. and at tn"
same ime the faithful discharge by
imposed upon them under the wage
agreements made last spring TO stick
ut their work and dig the coal the
country needs.
Just as soon as the new program
is In practical working o9eration.
which will take some few days. alb
normal market conditions will dis
appear. high speculative prices in
tho open market will vanish. and the
public will have no fear for "a fuel
less winter"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01

They rushed from their feet the rcgu-
lar guards and before police reserves
could arrive they We're all but on
the ship. Only prompt preparations
to lit the gangways prevented many
OF the enthusiastic demonstrators
from actually getting aboard.
De valera Goes Aboard.
Suspicion that De Valera would sail
with the archbishop ran high until
just before the ship moved out. ES-
cortcd by his secretary, the Irish
president" stepped aboard the liner
moro than an hour before sailing time
and took his place with the prelatc.
4 dozen special detectives surrounded
the archbishop, and a number escorted
him as far rs Sandy Hook. returning
by pilot boat.
Appearance aboard ship OF De
Valera instantly aroused the crowd
to nervous enthusiasm. Admirers
passed along the word tina, the Irish
president" planned to smugglc him
self overseas and run Il British CANT
let.
excitement increased as the last
call ashore was sounded and De
Valera still remained. for time and
again he had refused TO say whether
he planned TO sail.
suddenly. escorted By 4 steward, he
went below TO statcroom and OBJ
servers cried: See, | told you sou
Bat in the course of a few moments
he rcappcHrcd and stood with the
archbishop on the promenade deck
until a few minutes before the gang
plank was hois;cd aboard.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
MANNlX DEFIES BRITAIN
AND SAILS FOR IRELAND

Continued from First rdge)
huskies brought rescue TO the strand
ed BritIsher.
This was the most Spectacular ~
series OF braw!s. Every Insult to
the Irish republic Was met with
punch. and there was many d sore
head when the day was over.
49, EnRIishmcn BriiiGcrcnt.
Lying alongside the other side OF
the deck was the steamship Olympic.
whose after-secks swarmcd with the
ships company. who staged cOuu-
INSTRUMENTATION by waving English
flags and cheering for Great Britain.
with an occasional hostile note di.
srected against Ireland. The English
mon. however, were separate by
4aeyeraI feet OF water. and this prob
ably was the only th!ns that pre-
svented clash.
sOrdinar!iy. only those who nave
pAxseds from the American customs
authorities are permitted within the
sfeh6Cd enclosure around tho gangxay
nIsahIng days. Today. however, the
,5rtends OF Archbishop ManuiY deaed
Puis. and all other regulations.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
YOUNG DENTIST KILLS SELF
AND SHOOTS TWO OTHERS
Wounds Movie Actress In House
Bi0ck from Place I:twcii Met
His Death.
LDy Associated rrcsa. !

NEW YORK. July 3l.-Dr. lose
Arenas. 90 dentist recently arrived
from BoEota, Colombia. was found
tonight shot 10 death in his home in
West Seventeen Street with a young
woman, who the police say Is Ruth
Jackson. Il movie actress. who wa5
unconscious from a bullet wound.
The house in which Joseph II. E!wcll.
turfman and whist expert, was shot
and killed on June II. is a block
away on tho same street.
lgnacio Marti. -. who went tr a
hospital with a wound in the chest.
told the police he was shot by DR..
Arenas at the dentists home. and
that Arenas then shot the girl and
turned the revolver upon himself
Tho dentist, according TO N6rti. nrcd
three shots into his own body.
Marti asserted the dentist was
jealous of him because OF his a.:cn-
lions 10 the girl
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
HARDING ASSAlLS
EXCESS PROFITS
TAX AND n. G.. |,
CONTINUED From First PagcD

and Morrow. That was before indus
that was before railways and i'm
proved highways opened the way to
markets. That was when farming
was n fight for subsistence, instead
of the present day pursuit OF attain
ment. That was before luxury be-
came the by-product of farm and
factory. That was before the age of
agricultural machinery. that was
when we Graded the wheat and toiIed
from sunrise to sunset. that was be-
fore wealth had been taken from the
earth 10 alter the way Of our civ
iiization.
Warns OF BEING MiSundcrstood.
IL trust no one VIII misGuotc me
as saying believe in 4o-ccnt wheat,
because | have INDUCED my memory.
Sometimes we are very unfair IA
handling the uitcranccs OF public mon.
remember, when the Senate was dis
cussing the wartime guarantee on
wheat. when we fcl, we ought 10 give
the American farmer that assurance
which would encourage seeding to
guard against war famine. "A Western
Senator was arguing; that wheat
per bushcl. / interrupted him to say
that l well recalled that Ohio farm
ers, in prc-war days, had rcjoiccd to
get Il dollar for their wheat. was
speaking OF normal days prior TO the
war. Yet there are those today who
seek TO convey that | said Il dollar
a bushe! Is enough for wheat today.
am not 50 annoyed at the silly I'M
truth as ain distressed At the affront
TO ordinary Intelligence.
Pardon the diversion. am re-
calling this old time low level Of
prices. 10 recall al the same time the
peoples inability 10 buy. and To re-
mind you that mounting farm prices.
mounting wages. mounting cXpcnd!-
turcs-all are inScparahly linked, and
a grim mutually Will ultimately as
scrt Itself no matter what we do.
But a m!ndfulncss OF this mutua!ity
Will suarc US the fine inequalities and
the grievances which come OF forced
adjustment
Can't Live To Yesterdays Standards.
There is no living today or ,omor-
row according 10 the STANDARDS OF
yesterday. Every normal being is
looking forward. We collect more
Federal taxes In one year than the
entire wealth o: the republic Il cen
fury ago. Onlv L little while ago
our grievances about taxes were Who'll
~ local. because half century OF
Republican control of the Federal
government held us free from direct
burdens. But the changed policy. the
Democratic drift 10 freedom OF trade.
which is international rather than
national, and mounting cost OF gov
crnmcnt and finally war burdens.
turned Federal taxation TO n colossal
burden.
40 one seriously complained while
the national crisis hung over us. but
we must work Il reimbursement for
stabilized and prosperous peace. We
ought to make wealth bear its full
share OF tax burdens. and we ever
Will. Having this thought in mind.
and also thinking of the excessive
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
Paper Clothing MADE in Germany"
On Sale in London at $3.50 Per Suit

Especial TO The Times-Disrntch.)
LONDON. July M.-AccorJinE to
the American Chamber of Conn
nicrcc in London. large Quantities
of paper suits, made in Germany,
are being displayed by n british
firm OF Importers mt their shop in
the Strnnd In London.
These rcady-mndc suits pre cut
TO English styles and nrc rnfd to
lie of the very hest class Of paper
texture. They cnn be forwarded
from Germany ut thousand for
&I2o sterling {. q. H., and nre be-
in;; SOld retail at los I'd suit.
Inst month 10000 of these suits
were imported by u firm of trans
port agents from Germany Via
Holland. and another consignment
eff 5000 IL ON the way. Further
cunSiEnnicntS arc expected to mr.
rive at frequent intervals.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01

A large number of the NUTS
have been rc-cxportcd To India
nnd South Africn, says the Amrri-
cam Chnmbcr of Commerce. and
sone merchants here nrc or the
opinion TINT there nrc wide nos
abilities In paper suits, especial
iy In fndIIStrfnI districts, II they
could be cut more in the I:nrlin,,
style and to English tastes.
The nEcnts who are dcnIinE I'm
these suits state that by buyfn.
under the present rate OF cxchnnrc
IL TX possible for Il man to MIR
chnsc n new suit once IN week, and
that, over period OF twelve
months. tho entire cost would bc
less than the price of one single
West End suit. which In proof thnt
the American men are not pnyfnx
nS high prices for their clothing
nS the men OF Great britain.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
Reds Continue Successes.

LONDON, July 3l.--Con;inucd sue
cesses for the Bolshcvists are an
nounced in an official statement is
sued Friday by the Russian Soviet
government at Moscow and received
here today by wireless. The state
men; says the Bo!shcvis,s advanced
10, Brcst-titorSk on Thursday. The
communiQue reads: 'Our forces have
occupied Bialystok. In the direction
of'Bielsk thirty miles south OF Hialy-
stok), after fierce fighting our troops
forced the river Marva and are con-
tinuinG TO advance.
we occupied PURSUANT Tuesday and
advanced 10 BrcstLitovsk Thursday.
in tho direction OF kovcl our troops
are driving the Poles back to the
river Stotskod.
In the Cr!mea sector fighting CON
tinues between the river Dnicpcr and
south OF the towns OF AlcXandrovsk
and Nogaisk."
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
cox COMPLETES ADDRESS
AND TURNS TO CAMPAIGN
Continued from First parc)

CONTINUED from First paEcD
Gagged a, his desk on his address.
Among thrSt is a reply to l.. l.. Chris
t'n.cn OF salt Lake city, the Farm
cr-Labor party candidate, regarding
the request for all in securing a
pardon for EHgenc V, Dcbs. the So
cialist candidate. Numerous visitors
are also expected ut TRAITS End"
next week. possibly including repre-
sentativcs of the Tennessee Nnti-Sut-
frage League, who recently asked the
Governor Tor hSarinG;
Democratic National Committee. is
expected here late next week for con
the. notification ceremonies. The spe-
ciai campaign con. mittee OF fifteen.
IL is believed. will DO announced soon
aNcr Mr.. White sees the candidate.
Ii Is understood that the direct man
agemcnt OF the campaign. under Mr..
81 Il. il. Moore. OF Younss;own. ohio.
GoveFhGr coN's prnGonyention, man
sippi chairman Of tho speakers bu-
reau. and Wilbur w. Marsh. of Iowa
treasurer Senator Harrison also is
expected here next week 10 map out
beginning about August Is.
IN preparation FOR Governor CoN's
notification. Mayor Switzcr today is
sued a proclamation declaring next
Saturday a local holiday. Railroad
representatives have arranged TO pro-
VIDE sleeping car parking tracks. by
clearing out freight. for the extra
trains OF visiting delegations EXPECT
cd All such trains viii be schcd-
uicd 70 arrive by 1880 o'clock next
Saturday morning. an hour and a
half prior to the parade.
"A quiet sabbath tomorrow e
planned by Governor Cox. Including
morning church service accompanied
by Mrs Cox and motor or horse
back ride or reading later.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
French War Veterans
Just Hate Stiff Hats
tny Universal scryIcc.)

FAIRS, July 3i.-0nly newly
rich md Older men wear straw
hats, according to one of the most
fashionable hattcrn In I'nris.
"Mrn who were In the war hntc
stir hats" he declares. ..The derby
is very unpopular; In fnct. almost
everybody rcuarks that men who
were In the trenches wear soft
hats for every occasion.
"trcn the hot weather hns
brought out few straw hints OF
the old tyne"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
Girrs Hnsbnnd in Toledo.

TOLEDO. OHIO, July 3l.-Ruth
Jack son. found shot tonight in a taxi
cab in front of the home of DIR. jose
Arenas In New York city. is the wife
OF Elmer Schultz, a taXicab chauffeur
here
The girl Is II years old aud her
HON" - in Columhu-. OHIO. She WAS
married TO Schultz two years ago.
Shc went to- New York in April o.!
this year TO engage IN moving pic
turc work. In II letter exhibited hy
her husband. Miss Jackson said she
had been bothered" by "a foreigner"
since She had arr!Nch in Now York
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
. ------------
M L. y. Socialists at Geneva,

EENENN. July 3l.--Thc United
states was not represented at the
opening OF the International Soci-
alist Congress today. Thomas Shaw.
who was elected president. expressed
regret that the United States was
not participating. AS il could greatly
aid the second international in pre-
venting future wars and in bcncfittinr
humanity.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
In Contact win I,o,,hcyi,,,.

WARSAW. July 3i.-The Polish
military delegates who left Warsaw
Ut 8 o'clock yesterday morning crbss-
cd i".t front limo at ! o'clock tonight
Premie. Wtos was informed At 0
o'clock that tho delegation has ,es-
tablIshcd contact with tho Bolshcvist
delegates on tho road between Brest-
LitovRk and Unrnnoylchy.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
Virginia Ranks Third in
u. S. Peanut Production

WASHINGTON, July 3I.-rhe
peanut crop thfs year will be III
most 0.000,0O0 bushels larger thnn
last year. according to the fore
cnst of the Department of AErl-
culture from July conditions. The
total crop ~ forecast ut 10000, 900
bushels. Alabama will have nj
mast ii,0no.100 bushels; GcorgIn,
s,5u0.000 bushels, nnh Virginia n
littlc more thnn 5,OGO,0O0 busheix.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
GERMANS DISARM
RETREATING POLES
ON BOUNDARY LINE

---NContInued rom Flrst I7aee.)
southwest OF Suwaiiii, also is reported
by the mission.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01

Hallway board Member Pleased.
CHICAGO. July 3l-"Thc Increase
seems TO me TO be very acceptable
said ". l.. Park. a member OF the
United states Railway Board today.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01

If you have a grow
ing boy on your hands
you will be interested
in our growing depart
mcnt Of Clothing for
boys.
Let us help you keep up
his appearance by supply
ing you with the best of
Clothing at the lowest pos
sible prices.
All of our Boys Suits have
been specially priced SO
that now you can get a
good, reliable, durable
Boys Norfolk Suit as low
as $l2.S5, S14.S5, S17.S5,
$21.85 and $685..
Blue Serge Suits at
$19.S5.
Extra Knockers in long
wearing materials that are
great suit savers.
Boys Hats and Caps
Shirts and Blouses-Union
Suits and Hose.
There's no such Boys
Shop anywhere we know
of!
. S:;::s.a.2's':s, :,
>AIh ct ELEv INTO
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-08-01
SOUTHERN FREIGHT
ADVANCE Is FIXED
AT rs PER CENT

Continued From First Page
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-09-05

It's a humiliating
moment for the
groom-of Bride
and Groom Inc
when the man
b e h i n d t h e
d e s k ruthlessly
scratches out all
of the groom's
description of the
Mrs, and begins
over again!