The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1920-04-16
BEADS ODDLY STRUNG
(Bv l. d. Claire.l

Everybody is DONG IL.
Give me ten minutes alone in ones
library and will write his biography
There are strong objections to capt.
tai punishment, but there are strong
err objections to capital crimes.
Back to the farm" is a small in
ducement to the former mountaineer,
compared to the lure, Back to the
'moonshine STILL"
People who scott at the idea of
those master passions of the story
books and the movie screens are re-
spectfully referred to the Welsh trial
at Lexington last week. 1t is not al
ways certain that a thing can't hap
pen because it never happened to us.
The Republican legislature played
darn poor politics with me when it
passed law allowing the women to
vote. Now the madam. who is a
Democrat, will kill my vote. But, on
second thought, it isn't so bad after
all. We have two daughters, and
hey will vote like Dad.
If it is to become the fixed policy
of the government to compel industry
to raise the wage of organized labor
when ever there is a raise in the cost
of living and at the same time to
leave unorganized labor to the mer-
cy of events, then unorganized labor
owes no longer allegiance to such a
government If this doctrine is dis
loyal, then l am a disloyalist.
49,
Discovering stains of iodine on the
hands of man found unconscious on
the street of an eastern city, the doc
tors drenched the victim with raw
eggs and brought him around. The
only thing upsetting the doctors
diagnosis and disappointing another
demonstration of raw eggs as a sure
antidote for iodine poisoning was
the discovery later that the man had
not swallowed any iodine.
49,
Prohibition has been the occasion
of establishing a new and profitable
industry in the Kentucky mountains.
A quart of "moonshine" that can be
manufactured for dime can be sold
for ten dollars. The price of single
quart will pay the expense of equip
ping a small still, thus, bringing the
operation of the most profitable OF
American industries into the reach of
the humblest citizen. 4
The force of hard work and close
application to ones business to &C
complish results and command re-
spect has been splendidly illustrated
by Adjutant General DeWeese in the
onduct of his office since he assumed
charge of it a few months ago. Gen
eral DeWeese by intelligent direction
and patient industry has made OF the
adiutant generals office, which was
formerly regarded as sinecure for
a favored politician, real depart
ment of the State government, and in
doing so has brought himself into
popular favor at the State Capital.
$50
The wisdom of soloman is not only
always desirable, but sometimes i'm
peratively essential. Sunday after
noon l was one of triangle discuss
ing mems taste in women. One of
the ladies was tall and graceful and
the other one short and stout. IL
fell to my lot to TRY" to compose
the differences of the two other IAN
giles" as to which was mans preferred
type of woman. After conjecturing
what Solomon would have said under
similar embarrassment, proceeded
to explain there were many types OF
feminine beauty as there were many
types of flowers and landscapes, and
that 1 thought the two admirable
ladies monopolized the two most
popular types, which were about
equal favorites among men of APP
proved taste, and from each ! receiv-
ed smile and thank you"