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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-06-24

QkkA4uENT WlIAUN and his A.
soe.ates empress themselves - be-
ing pleased with III nomination Of
Ssnstor Harding - The exponent I,
~ Demoerats this yser Whicb will
ssevo b eouptashalsnee tAs disutis-
faction Mr.. Bryan expressed concsrD-
tng ths O. o. r. platform.
A NON0 oditorn ard publishsrs gen
: orally Il . coRvIetjen that running
. newspsper u = businsss, not public
utility. The editor, who II usually also
~ owner n the small town paper. Ii
~ one who fcots the paper bills and
snakes the ghost walk on Saturday
night. He invests The money IN the
Auripesa. His business h "a eel GER
tails reading matter to subscribers and
give ths wares Of merchants desired
pwhiieity. The subscriber pays for
Nj news and the merchant pays for
his advertisement. His business In
utinet teaches him what should 70 In
70 his columns and how much, on any
tspic. He may have TO flock horns"
occasionally with the PREACHER, the
doctor. the mnyor. the school super
tntsndent. who wiah to use ths paper
for . "mssssKs" relative TO their own
Guinness The wise editor keeps in
unind what II due the average mans Of
Ais Subscribers. and rsjsets, or edits
unsolicited cpntrlbations, or else II
the contributor h inaistent. quotes re-
gular advertising rates.
THIS h not by any means the first
time Ohio has given the Republi-
can party ita candidate for President.
In fact. giving that party its candidate
- Ohio's speciality, Nor Ia It the first
time Massachusetts has supplied the
second place on the Republican ticket.
Hut this Is the fiyrt time in the his
tory Of .he party that Ohio and Mass
aehusetts have had candidates on the
samc ticket. Ohio has given the par
y Hayes. Garfield. Mckinley, Taft
and now Harding. Illinois gave Lin
roln and Grant. New York Roosevelt
and Hughea. Its other candidates
we're from Indiana and Maine. Harri-
'on and Blaine, respectively. The
Arst Ohio candidate, Hayes, had
! running mate from New York.
whose name will hardly BE- remember
d Name Of Wheeler. General Ar
hur WHO ran With Garfield also was
rom New York. ~ were Morton.
'lccted with HarriaOn, Reid defeated
nth Harrison. Roosevelt elected with :
Mckinley and Sherman, elected with
Taft. Iineoln's running mates, Hamlin
md JoAason were from Maine and :
Tennessee respectively. Grants we're =
,olfAx Of Indiana and Wilson Of Mass n
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-06-24

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*. !. !. -. sA.u,,a...r,. {. !. -
n.u-;,;.. 4 {. 80 .vno,it;. n {.
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~. -stt;r. as aold rctEt,,.r = a.
rH.a 81. rst,.rt .sthe otS,.,, I..,s. -.
s.re -. .nd ther.,s ,o.h;rv ~ ma,
J., -, 4 R.tter .,,s,. ..c,ir ..Ioc ,
n
One OF Sir Thonsas LIrtnn's favor
/ tie stories eonearas IN old 0eotehman,
who vent to ! hOrse ruca for ths first
tina and was Induced 10 staks : six
pence in the third rnee on ! 20 TO 1
shot. By some miracle this horse won,
and when the bookmaker handsd the
h.Ii.v. II. ave. ans. :. r...n n
tell ma I get ali this for M GAY.
,er.e ~ \. exci.ir,.a sYnn dor 70
rliad the bookm.Ley M. RON
..,encep mntt.,.a the seo4rhm.n
aTsll ~. mon how ,onv hs. m. th,ny
hAsr coin, an =.
-
"Nellie. here's 10 cents said the
small girls mother. HJust take little
Jimmie to tho BARRIERS As,d ri his
hair cut" "But that's not enouxh-r
began Nellie. And mother told her
not TO argue. but 20 DO q nhe WAS
told. So Nellie led the lamb which
was to be shSrn to the nhOp, where
the barber lifted the little, fellow into
4. .-,,.. auew - ~, go, ,h;s
yo.ng man. ssfsi, ~ MIC. :.
.p.ni...e. ,sn,;st NsI,;e l. ANAL
.e.rsd xo,c. .w;p %, - ~ -
much !. Won ean for Il, cer.ts-v
$500
The temperance reforner was lust
" proud OF having converted the big
est drunkard in I Scottish town and
him--he was the local
grave digger--to ret up on the plat
form and testify. This is how he did
Il: INV friends.D he said. " never
thocht 10 stand uuon this platform
with the provost on one side Of me
and toon clerk on tn ithsr side of me
never thocht to tell We that for a
y .nvtbino I've saved enough 70 Inv
mo ! brsw oak coyf;r vi, hr... b.n
lie. and hyass nail. and u Tn a tee-
ot.lar for an;tbsr rorth .h.u 10
vantin, ~
q .
In search of horse. 4 rather ner-
,ous Frenchman went to q dealer and
explained his wants. eyes. air. GER
ainly!" said the latter, blandly. I'll
ave Just the animal you want" He
ed the prospective customer through
lie stable and finally came 70 1 halt
eaida : small but wiry animal. which
oiled its eyes In an ominous way.
There you are, sirl This is = fine
orse, either to drive or ride. As sound
$ nut, and goes ten miles without
but m'sieus," protested
lies from 10 station. II buv heem
have 10 walk two miles In re back
ard directionp
Q Q Q
Barney Finnegan was often urged
sign the pledge, but without avail.
ne day . few friends read to him
, account Of man who had hsccms
thoroughly saturated with alchol
at on attempting to blow out . cam
e his breath ignited and he was in
antly blown to atoms. Barney's face
'owed mingled horror and contrition.
I'd his friends were delighted to see
at the lonr-desired moment Of re.
'ntance was at hand. "Boy!, he
led. "I1l never die that death. any
w. Hear me, boys. /, Barney Fin
gan. knowing INV great weakness
reby rive INV word Of honor that. 70
mr. - / live. NO matter what may
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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-06-24

When you are introduced to q
fashionAbiy attired girl, don't part
from Mr. with the commonplace that
you hope TO sec more Of her" II you
entertain such hopes you are simply
unreasonable.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-06-24

An old fellow who had been having
trouble With one Of his legs sought the
advice Of = specialist After getting
more than the "once ove.' the noted
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-06-24

Brothers lost button from his ia
shirt. Mothers sewing fasteners on
her $40 skirt. Sister Is nice ard comfy
in her $50 fur. and father works like
sixty for $50 per"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-06-24

According TO = scientist There is
enough lime in the human body TO
whitewash hen coop. How useful
some Of us would be with proper
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1920-12-10

-Metcalfe's Greenhouse will have
a nice display Of pot plants and cut
flowers for Xmas. Right fSom the
producer to consumer at reasonable
prices. 38-3t
B. H. Ellis, of Cairo, the expert
typewriter machinist, is in the city
and will be here for few days, and
asks those needing his services to
leave call at The Commercial Of
flee.
R. w. Sloan, friend of The Com
mercia1, writes from Chillicothe Mo-,
that he has entered for a course of
study in the Chillicothe Business
College, we'll known institution.
Metcalfe was tho first 20 give I'm
ion City cut flowers and pot plants
at a reasonable price, and is still do
ing the needful; flowers for all oc-
casions. 3S-1t
The death of DR.. Barton Rosson,
of Los Angeles CAL, was announced
here this week. DIR. Rosson is ma
tive of Kenton. He was located in
Los Angeles and had achieved dis
tinction in his profession as path
ologist. He had received call from
his alma mater, Vanderbilt Universe
ty, to deliver some lectures there.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1920-12-10

Miss Mccormick, for q number OF
weeks the guest of her sister, Mrs.
R. H. Rust, has returned to her home
in Mississippi.
ALI the latest books for old and
young, by best authors, at Cobb's
Corner Drug Store.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Stevens, of
Columbus, KY, ond Mr.. Riggs, of
Pardwell, were here this week visit
ing Mr.. and Mrs. A. j. Beadles.
When you put your car UP for
winter don't forget your battery.
Bring it to McHugh Battery Co.'S
station.
Mr.. and Mrs. M. Martini, Of Mena,
Ark, en- route to Log Angeles, CAL,
were here this week visiting in the
home of Mrs. Mary Semones and Mr..
and Mrs. Richard Semones.
Mrs. Arm has large stock of
the most beautiful hats, the latest
and mosts fashionable, ar give-away
prices. Call and see what pretty
Christmas styles she has.
Have you seen the wonderful
values in the big fifty cent window
at Wchman's. Come early and get
the best selections.
Boys and girls, don't forget to
bring your yellow Kid ads to Web
mans on December goth. They must
be neatly arranged. correctly count
ed, tied in packages, and a slip at
tached with your name, age and ad-
dress plainly written.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1920-12-10

FOR SALE-One five room house,
front and back gallery, city water,
one good well, good barn, with crib,
hay loft, hall, garage, tool shed hog
shed. and stables, large garden and
COW pasture. Room for hogs, cows
and horses. House inside corpora
ton; barn, lot and patches outside
corporation. Home phone 1874, Cum
berland 166. 37-tf
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1920-12-10
SPECIAL NOTICE.

Jim Preuett takes pleasure in an.
nouncing that he is in charge of
livery and trade stable southeast of
Reynolds Theatre, and would be glad
to have your business. Phone 424.
38-1t
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1920-12-10


If the weather looks like rain
Laugh it off.
When you feel you must complain,
Laugh it off,
Do not sit and nurse your fears,
Waste no time in useless tears,
Put your faith in smiles and cheers,
Laugh it off.
II men say you're looking ill,
Laugh it off.
Should they recommend pill,
Laugh it off.
Doctors, druggists and disease
Want to do just as they please,
Often you can save the fees,
Laugh it off. (
If life seems to go dead wrong,
Laugh it off.
Drown your sorrow in song,
Laugh 1t off.
Do your work with smiling face,
Look ahead and keep the pace,
Be winner in the race,
Laugh it off.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1920-12-10

Mr.. w. M. Woodfin and sons have
now a sweet potato curing house;
newly built under government in
struetion on their West View Stock
Farm, with a capacity for storage of
100 blu. Phone No. 58-2.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1920-12-10

Missionary ladies of the M. E.
Church are having their Christmas
bazaar Friday and Saturday, Dec.
10-11, at Harpole- Walker Furniture
Store. Get gift for each member of
the family for only ten cents. on the
magic tree. Santa Claus will sell
gifts to the children off the magic
tree Friday afternoon from to 5.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1920-12-10
The Commercial, Union City, Tenn.
FRIDAY. DECEMBER 10, 1920.
LOCAL AND PERSONAL.
hrs. Vowel is a visitor this week
In Martin

hrs. Vowel is visitor this week
in Martin.
"A few doses of 66e break a cold.
Mrs. Melvin Spain is visitor this
week at Obion with Mrs. Geo. Yates.
Buy ti-Tuberculosis Christ
mas Seals.
Mrs. H. T. Edwards and Miss Cath
crime have returned from a visit to
Memphis.
New hats at Mrs. ARMS lat sac
rifice prices.
Mrs. Tom Prather Jr. and Sr., of
Woodland Mills were in the city
Wednesday.
Buy Anti-Tuberculosis Christ
mas Seals.
Mr.. r. T. Curtin. salesman for Co
rum & Jackson, is up after a few
days illness.
Have you been to Toyland?
Wehman's is the place.
Miss Lucille Ransom, of Dickson, is
visiting in the city, the guest of Miss
Addie Walker,
For a Xmas gift give a Kodak.
Complete line at divers.
Miss Maxine Webster has returned
from visit to DR.. and Mrs. T. F.
Thomson, Fulton,
-McHugh Battery Co. recharges
and repairs all makes of batteries.
Mr.. Ralph Quinn, of Tiptonville,
is here visiting his parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. F. e. Quinn.
500 breaks cold quicker than
any remedy we know
Mrs G.. F. Ellison and Miss Mary
Helm, of Hickman, were in the city
Tuesday as visitors.
Fine assortment of Xmas sta
tionery at divers.
Miss Lois Crank, tof Louisa, Va, is
a guest in the city of Miss Edith
Quinn on Palmer street.
-McHugh Battery Co. stores bat
teries for $3.50.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry L. Cook have
from New Orleans and are
located at home in Riyes.
-Rub-My-Tism cures bruises,
cuts, burns, sores, letter, etc.
Mrs. Emerson Parks has returned
to Trimble after a visit here as the
guest of Mrs. Lexie Parks.
Subscriptions taken for all mag
G. L. Rulings, Phone
500. 37-4t
Mrs. ". e. Ryan, of Springfield,
Tenn, is in tho home of Mrs. T. J.
4atimer this week as visitor.
Batteries are too expensive to
ct freeze. McHugh Battery Co. will
zeep it.
The Methodist ladies will have
heir bazaar Friday and Saturday at
he Harpole- Walker Furniture Co.
-McHugh Battery Co. is here to
tay and it must be run in an honest |
way. J. G.. ISBELL, Manager.
Mrs. w. G. Reynolds and daugh-
err, Miss Alice, leave this week for
little Rock, Ark, to spend the win
or.
Subscriptions taken for all mag
C. L. Rulings, Phone
O3. 37-4t
Mr.. Thomas Cowden, in the Column
ia Military Institute, will be at
Iome next week for the holidays
With his parents, Mr. and Mrs. WV.
'owden.
Drive around to McHugh Bat
cry Co.'S station on Second street
nd have your batteries testeM and
yatered free.
Mr.. and Mrs. Walker Tanner and
title son have located in town at the
ONE Of Mrs. Beck, Ury street, for
he winter.
Christmas wreaths of all kinds,
Mrs. Hunt Roper's. Phone 519 or
6. 37-4t
If you want an honest job. come
> McHugh Battery Co.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1920-12-10

FOR SALE room home, con-
veniently located to town, church
and school; 122 feet front on one of
the best streets in town. Water,
lights and bath. A bargain for you.
See R. l.. Cummings at Grissom's If
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1920-12-10
Helm Yourself.

What are you looking for?"
Nothing. +"
well, there's plenty of that
around. Louisville Courier Jour
nal.
The commercial. (Union City, Tenn.) 190?-193?, 1920-12-10
Mikes Idea.

Mrs. Casey with fashion paper)
What are aigrettes, Mixer
CsSey-"Weren't yez ever in sas-
siety, woman? ShuTe, it's. what ye
send when We can't CO." Boston Tran
script.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-11
JAPAN's RE-BIRTH.

FAPANS inevitable change into a modern democracy is apparently
beginning. An nritation for universal manhood suffrage has
frightened the government into diSsoiving parliament Riots in
Toxic By mohs claFnoring before the premiers residence haze been
bfaktn up bs The police. But eirls and a suspension Of parliament
larry government cannot compel a nation 10 abandon its demand for
human rights
japan now limits HE franchise 10 those who pay certain taxes.
thus eliminating a large part Of the popudaee from the polls No
modffn artiop Of the first rank caa permit that condition 10 con
iinue Not an The power Of maitari>u san hold back the democratic
tide. An article h. the March number Of Tile Atlantic Monthly gives
evidence Of an encouraging repudaion BY the Japanese Of the mill
farist spirit DR.. Victor 5. Clark, Formerly of the Carnegie Institute
the author 81 the article. has just returned from Japan. He says:
Last year the applicants for admission 70 ne academy for.
training army officers was 1000 less than IN 1915 and 260O less than
IN 1912; and Of the 22l men accepted. lO4 later abandoned their right
IN order th.enter civilian institutions Of higher learning. ~
Furthermore, says DR. Clark, there recently occurred a popular
agitation inr The seleeiion Of civilians az governors Of Korea aud For
mosa- Previously, army and navy officers exclusively held those
posts But now. thanks to the peoples demapd, the government
has appointed a civilian 10 the posi- of governor Of Formosa
The military saste in Japan is thus losing ground.
The mikados government has disastrous times before II, II lis
purpose is 10 meet the cry for manhood suffrage with repression
Wiser advice doubtless eventually viii prevail. For there is the les
son of Russia 10 be studied by rulers who contemplate denying to
the Japanese people rights common 70 the res, of the world
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-11
Better Be Careful
In Future In Killing
Migratory Game Birds

The federal migratory blrd law In
nthe enforcement Of which n. n. Brit
lton na federal game warden for tho
stnte o. New Mexico Will take Il
reality the means hy which the pro.
Visions u the migratory bird treaty
frtwern the Tinted States and Canndi
VIII be carried cut
This treaty was signed hy the can-
tracing paroles on August rs. 1910.
ratified BY The senate On August ~
y proclaimed by the president on
Dereriber a. of the sanic year.
Under thu . TERMS Of this treaty.
'hirmtory game Uiria include brant,
Wild ducks, Heese, swans. cranes. rats.
coniF. gniiinules nvocets, dow .tchers.
EotWlta. knots. oNhsr catUherq. plu-
wiz sandpinrrf, srtpsH, Suits. turn
afoats willri, Na9i csk, yellow lrns
pigeons. doves and Wild pigeons.
Migratory tnsectivorous birds are:
bohonnks. carhirdn chlcadcos. cuck-
ous. mckerr. ~flycntchers. ~Krosheakf,
humminr birds. kinRleta. martins.
meadow lnrks. niKht hawks or hull
hats, nut matches, orlolcA. robins.
strikes Hwuilowr. swlfts. %iaharcrs. tit
u.icc. thruHhfr. Vireos. warhiers. wiN-
wings. whippoorwiiis. wood peskcis
sra wrcns aud an other uereuinp
1irds iced entirely mr. chirfy ut ii-
n
The nests N an these birds are also
protected ~ ihis law
The closed rsusnh ON the above
uumed migratory game birds shall Doe
between March 40 and September D.
while The closed season on migratory
insectyuruus hlrGs shall continue
throughout The year.
The kiilinH Of any 81 these birds.
except during the open season pro-
yided for la the mitratory game
class. becomes "a federal %oesenso. the
punishment FOR which Is a fine moi 10
exceed $500 or SIX months ilnprisnn-
meni or both FOR each %otfensc.
Due TO the fact that up TO tho
present no Intensive campaign has
been conducted against unlawful knl-
Ing 81 these birds, Mr., Britton sX
pressed the belief that d WAS frequent
ly due to ignorance ~ the law. but
this viii not be accepted as an @
100 the fuiure. a. the law iF In full
force and ~ H. his duty 10 carry ouf
all provisions To the fullest extent.
In this work Mr. nritton VIII be as
sisted les five tcputies m various
parts Of the state iu addition TO all
regularly assigned ouiccrF including
both civil and federal.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-11
COUGH NIGHT
SWEATS,,LOST WEIGHT


ras iaksn VITA = dty. hnrd cough about
. mnnthA aeu. Finally ! sol % sore across
Tho chest J could hardly breathe had night
sweats 20 had Everything would be wflngina
vet md eouFhed coAtiaaaiiy antn { thoashi
" would MI me-. Had no appetite spent
over fiUo On doetore and 'ardieinss. and
was vorse N thsn when ! started.
The Hui bottle u Mills Fahlsion did
me more good than IN the 500 spent far
siher treatment. n soon save me = good an.
petite. ny cough loft me. sid I have reraiurd
The mesh aud strength had befare vas
slek H-AHhnr Coleman. Hnt sol t.t..,
Afl.
You need an appetite. a esed stomach. nad
some real strenrth y yen want Ia frhi ~
disease. Civ Ants Emnl.lou a rial ~ Ga
Makers rist
Min Emuision 3. 4 pheasant s~u,ritiye
food and q rarrcriite asdifia~ u ventures
healthy. naturai bowel action. doing away
With All need ~ pills and physirs. u prs.
notes apprtite aud aairsiy mt. the digestive
errnds IN share 90 assimiiatr food A. a
bailder N assh sud strength. Niks Emulsisn
u strongly recommended 20 ihose uhum
sickness has weakened, rnd b. q powerful
aid 10 resisting and repairiae the effects NJ
wasting diseaae. Chronic stomach tfunlia
and constipation nv promptly relieved
usually IN one DAY
This 81 he only solid emulsion made snd
20 ualatahie that u BE- eaten with q snain
lire irr eream
No matter how severe yout case. you 1rs
urged 20 ~ Mia Fmulsinn under this guar.
antse-fake sE BOTTLES home with you. ssr
u arenrfine 70 directions and 10 not satishsd
With the results yauf money viii be- prvmpi.
~ refunded Price 400 and " ~ nef hauie
The Milks Efuulsiou Go. Tsue itautr. lad
sold by dmSgisis evep whers.
Gnarsutssd by Highland Pharmacy
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-11
.LANT Tree.

nIp lou know or have You forgotten that tomorrow is Arbor
det
Il iy supposed 20 be observed in this state by proclamation
u DE governor. Blu, regardless 81 any proclamation. lets all ar
range 70 vt ont At least one tree.
Strictly as a business proposition there is no better Investment
than trees Il enhances the value Of property ~ city residents; aud 81
helps to ihake your city more beautiful.
LETS be patriotic tomorrow and SET ont a tree pr arrange to do
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-11
OUCH
=. lSLFE

Something far from commonplace
Marks Annuneiatu'a face
~ she peers behind her fan
Nampz the eligible man.
Smiles with vivid animation.
shows her pearly white ~dentation.
Faces like she wears are few
Natures mighty kind 90 you.
90
SOMEnAY some smart man is
going 60 discover why the grocery
boy scorns the walks and walks
over your nice new lawn iastoad.
THE REV. A. s. DOAK. coli
lcRe city. cuiif.. refused Go accept
500 raised by "a public canoe 20
apply on his salary.
90
THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND
decides. en- view Of the stale
menu OF sd. Paul on the subject
and ~ tho uniform prHoticc -
the church 81 the PAST. b. is not
desirable ~ grant permission 10
women Ia speak and pray in on
secfated buildings
90
wHEN A TRAIN STOPS 10
take on water ID seems To re- pus-
ernrcr as u the engineer was
doing It wish " spoon
TRINITY COLLEGE bars the
low neck. lip stick. rouge. paint
powder, short sleeves and short
skirt.
THE PRINCE OF MONACO.
who discovered fish nt q depth ~
20.0N0 feet discovered n larger
profit In tbs suckers ga his Monte
90
4 PREACHER ANNOUNCED
thut on the following sunday he
would speak on The subject Of
Liars lie advised his hearers
90 read in advance the seventeenth
chapter Of Mark.
Tho next sunday be- arose ana
said II am going 90 preach on
Ilurs' tonight and I would like
10 know how many read the chap
ter ! suggested a hundred hands
were appraised.
Vow. ho said. '.yo' are the
very persons / want "a talk to.
There isn't any seventeenth chap
der OF Mark.
TOM DUFF is anxious to plant
early rising ideas boz his sons
head.
Danny" ne said The other
morning when Danny refused 20
get 49, FOR AN early breakfast.
"you remember what ! told sou
about the early bird gets the
worm
yes. pop ] do, replied the
sleepy Danny. "and ~ ihe worm
hadn't got NJ $50 eurlg fhc bird
wouldn't have got him.
90
THE FIRST ROBIN is about ms
accurate q weather rorccastcr us
tho bureau Uncle sam Keeps goo
ing
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-11
TOLEDO ALL AGoG,
BUT NUTHIN DOM

TOLEuO-A plumbing company
hprp changed ~ billboard sien Here's
how come. They had a lady in a bath
tab. She was sitting down. IN the
summertime the lads 81 the village
used 10 gather 'round and whistle the
Star SpanRled Banner" But she
fooled EN-. she never stool up! They
changed the sikh for fenr she might
some day
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-11
HOME Is OPENED
no TIM LONESOME

AKRON-Ruoseii l.. Booker and his
wife open their his house every We'd
ucsdn, night 20 Akron's Lonesome
folk. There's no organisation ~ no
obligations whatever. " Won are n
stranger o. lust piuiu lonesome YOU'RE
welcome to come 10 the Russell home
for music and conversation.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-11
EVERETT TRUE
By Condo

y 1SD T5g vswcST Is PUc 20 ING FACT
1HaT TIC WAR eND9D Too Soon. YES SIR!
4 TGLI NoO, Cc2eTT WC oySHT 10 hNNS
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-11

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