El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-01
Prohibition Racks And Ruins NeuO York Night Life.
Restaurants In Metropolis Dead After Midnight

N.HOv ala you make out zitA the &c,
-Oh.5 .ays the ssrvua4. -
called him op and hailed hfm cut
and fixed him- He got frrah
and ] Hufdf who the hen DO you
think you are talking to, q ser
vantf Thia IL the lady OF the
] hOuse.'1
4 man meets a girl and suggests
that they go downtown TO =
I tslauruntg" she asks
Turning to the audience, he says:
That's always my trouble They al
ways want 70 eat feed EN- and
fatten EN- and somebody else steals
EN-"
BE Careful. Boysi
Nay 7 call you By your first
manner" he asks the girl later.
NO" she replies. "but you may call
ne by YOUR LAST name"
That's n good eiEar." Eaya Al
Hermnns, as he 0fck8 the ashea
from IT. Il walked eight blocks
after that cigar thought the
man never would throw Il away
See that diamondz" he asks. as he
exhibits a stone on his finger. i
got that for my motherinlaW- When
to take this $1,000 and buy me the
best stone you can findi This Is the
best one ] could get FOR the money
Re picked up what appears 70 be
q piece Of paper money on the stage.
examined Il and threw It away 1T
was only a one" he says. i thought
Il was a five and I could buy some
thing with It"
Prohihilion Again.
I'm Eiad 70 see so many Of you
out there in misery" he says. Where
can you 90 In this town 70 have a
good timer You've got 20 50 70 =
rabbi 70 get q drink"
He called his dice HE s1eaping
dominos.T and said TO the fellow who
What are you laughing att There
ars no mirrors around here,
The servant starts % pouH
him n drink. aH0u'u have = utrio
re. mnybel~ says the servant.
aVhy n LITTLE re and Why
the MAfBEf1 asks Hermans.
a girl won't buy q dog" he says.
without Investigating his character,
but she'll marry q man because she
likes his necktie.
tie not with some women with them
it's q business"
Wen 20 auft.
He closed with this one and, par
haps II IL well that he closed when
"A woman and = snail boy got On
= train and she handed the conductor
fuu fare ticket and half fare
' 'srhs conductor said: MADAM. this
VIII not do. The boy has on long
pants and VIII have 70 have = fcn
'-rhe woman replied: Do you reg
ulate the. fare you charge By the
length Of the pants the person
The conductor replied that this
s-'I-,s. ,,ctss- .,-va-.5. war .be
tickets viii still do Just switch the
fun fare ticket 20 the boy"
Among other performances I have
had the pleasura OF seeing Is the Leo
Ditrichstein company IN The Purple
Mask an adaptation from the
French. The production was staged
BY Earl Mitchell. formerly OF Fl Paso.
who also has q part In the east He
IL now stage director for tbs Ditrich-
stein company. After a long run at
the Booth theater, on l5th street. the
company Is going on the road next
week for short tour Il opens IN
September In Chicago for a tour OF
the big time" IN tbs east
Other e Pasoans who are here
working on the New York Riaito are
Ara Irene Shirley Frickleton and
Lucille Wagner Joe Rudnicll. while
% Be seen among the white lights
nightly, Is not In the theatrical game.
but Is IN the brokerage business.
. A number OF companies that visited
Fl Faso this season have returned
here and disbanded for the summer.
Miss Cha-line Mayfield and her -Oh
Boy" company have Just come in--l
'Maytime" company came IN and dis
banded some time ago. Miss Eda
Ann Luke and her -Parlor. Bedroom
and Bath" company are now In Balti-
more and will close In Brooklyn next
week. Chauncey Olcott IS to close
after two more weeks IN Philadel- (
phia- They are all getting back home
for the summer