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The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-08-18

In order to encourage early-and wise buying
Rhodes has included Coles Heaters in this glgan-
tic August sale.
This means that while our stock lasts you can
purchase Coles at last years price. This means
easy terms-pay dollar down, then dollar a
week-and have your heater delivered this fall
when you needlt
This sale may end any day, so don't de1ay-come
down the first thing in the morning.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1920-05-06
cash. BoNus BILL
CALLS FOR ti.2s PER DAY

Washington, April 30 Payment
Of "A cash bonus 40 American war Nei'
Grams of 1925 for each day ~ scry
lei In excess Of sixty days h provid.
ed In bill agreed on this afternoon
by the Republican majority M CON
troll Of The House Way and Means
Committee.
VICTORY taxes" are provided to
raise the funds for the payment OF
the bonus
-Four Optional Plans
Besides the cash bonus there are
four optional plans OF compensation
proposed, % follows:
4. An unadjusted paid-up insur-
2 Vocational training aid.
1. Land settlement aid.
The special taxes provided to raise
revenues 70 meet the soldier pay
ments are;
Special Taxes Provided
Increased surtaxes Of ] per cent
ON net incomes between $4,000 and
$4,000, 2 per cent between Sl0,-
600 and $4,000, per cent over
500, 900.
stock and bond transfers and pro-
duce exchange sales between Dec.
1, 1919, and Nov. 80, 1922, 2 cents
on each $40 Of face value or 20
cents on each share without face
value; after Dec. |, 1922, 2 cents
on each 500 Of face value; estate
sales, % cents for each $50 Of pay
ments; an average Of Is per cent
increase on existing cigar, snuff and
tobacco taxes; sales tax, per cent.
A revolving fund Of S300,0OO,OOO
is appropriated from the Treasury to
help put the proposed bonus legs
lation in immediate effect.
Many Men Ineligible
All former service men are eligible
10 the bonus or any Of the alterna.
tive plans, excepting commissioned
officers above the grade Of captain
in Army or Marine Corps. lieutenant
in the Navy, first lieutenant of en-
I gineers in Coast Guard, passed as
sistant surgeon in the Public Health
/ Service. or any civilian officer Of
employe in any branch Of the mill
tary or naval forces.
Members Of the National Guard o.
! Of the National Guard Reserves call
/ ed into service July 3, 1917, are
( entitled to the bonus from the date
/ of call.
Payments Of the bonus shall b
made in April, July and October
1921, and in January, 1922.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1920-05-06
The TAIL Is NOW
WEIGHING The DOG

The growth Of Lubbock Is couiin-
nous. so oil booms have made u
grow It's natural resources that are
being developed are being recogniz-
ed ~ stoiid people who want the
things offered in this county and not
the thrills and remorse Of cities
made overnight by reason Of extra
ordinary so-called riches. The STEADY
growth Of the city shows clearly ne
solid foundation upon which ~ iu-
nfre Is rested. One large business
n branch 81 an old established hrln,
that has been referred 60 IN The past
bv the managers 81 the old firm, Al
being a "wirgling 81 the tall has
grown in Lubbock 90 such proper.
tons -outd0ing the headquarters Of
the firm many thousands Of dollars
In monthly sales. that this month
the branch house OF Lubbock
through its management, prepared
beautiful wreaths in token Of th'
death Of the old firms outstanding
,mminence in the commercial held
Words. though not Of bereavement
nature, 20 the effect that the deatf
Of the firms standing was not be
cause Of their unsuccess but because
{ Of the trade territory served By Lub
: book. and ended by beautiful draw
/ ing wherein was shown a picture OF
I the "tail that Is now wigglihg th'
dog"
Moral Keep your eyes on Lub
/ book.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1920-05-06
FANCY SHIRT BETRAYS
WOULD-BE THIEVES

This Is 10 advise al who would at
tempt the unlawful possession OF
another's property, that the use OF
fancy shirts. silky with the beautiful
flower decorations. Is an unwise act,
and there are two young South
Plains boys who will readily verify
this statement.
Raymond Hurst Of near Rails and
Bruner Caldwell Of Post are the two
Young men referred 10 above. These
boys we're In Lubbock last Saturday
and became convinced that the hne
harness, including brides, etc, put
out by the firm Of Moore Brothers
were lust suitable TO them and the
Temptation for the possession OF a
beautiful bride became so strong
that the boys from some reason OF
other remained until Monday IN Lu5'
book. Monday they had occasion q
visit Moore Brothers establishment
and thinking that one Of the own
ers was sleeping on his rights, they
plucked the beautiful bride, attemp
/ ted 20 hide Il under their coats. mex
10 their h0wery shirts and Wake
getaway. Fortunately for the frm
/ The boys we're seen leaving and clos
scrutiny Of them betrayed the rein
Of the bride, valued at $40. tn
boys were then followed a short tim
but were soon lost 20 their follow
ers. The getaway was 40 perfect Y
the men that they were not yet
the right spirit % leave Lubbock
with H. valuable possessions, 30 Mon
day one of the boys, the one Toe
that had such a beautiful shirt, ha
the nerve and audaeliy 10 again Wal
Moore hfoihers' store, and upon see
INK the SILKY shirt. one ~ the uwn
ers 81 The establishment recognise
tia lnvs Who took The bride ~
Immediately escorted them 10 N
Illgh sheriff Compliant sas no
anl ne boys Acknowledged the
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1920-05-06

deeds. waived trial By jury and APP
reared before Judge Moore and At
torney Niece. The penalty was
fine OF $40 and costs and one day
sentence 10 the Lubbock county jail.
The entire amount Of the cost amour
ted TO about $50. After holding the
boys in the jail about an hour and a
half they were released and request
ed TO 20 their way, both promising
TO conquer their temptation for pos
session Of another's property ut
minimum expense.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1920-05-06

You ore more ambitious and you Get more
enjoyment out OF everything when your
blood Is In good condition. Impurities IN
the blood have a very depressing effect on
the system. causing weakness. laziness.
nervousness and sickness.
GROVES TASTELEsS Chill TONIC
-cs'ores Energy and Vitality by Purifying
mi Enrichlne the Hood When you feel
is sgrcngthenina invigofating effect. see
how Il brings cola 10 the cheeks and how
q Improves the appeLis, you VIII then
appreciate is tfuel~nlc value.
GROVES rsSNLESs Chill TONIC
Is not patent nndicine. II u Simply
IRON and QUINN snslSssed In Ssnp
~ pleasant ovclSJh1><Cn hke ~ lie
blood needs Qulnls<to rulliy q and ikuS
Ia Lnncn Ia lheaa fcliallc eouic Nup1
oflics nevcs lall 10 drive cat impurities ~
lhe t,oOd.
Tho Slrenelh- Cgeallng poWof u CfoNl \
rASTtl.tSS Chm fuNlc has made Y
the fayurlte tonic Ia thousands Of hola =
AEn than thlfti-hse years af.A "
uuuhl ride luns distance ~ fnl 0huNh1
TAsIklfAS chlll tuNlN vhen 4
manllel a thcll lamlif had aalaila
seo,lsd lssll hulldlna supnf,h s'sin>
,anlo The lufmula u laai ne sane II
lay, and fua caa 50 u YEA enf ma
ssase Ga va hullis
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1920-05-06
w. s. HODGES 10 HAVE
ANOTHER BUILDING

The general merchandise store OF
" s. Hodrcs on he east side OF
the square viii have additional space
In very short time. We are reliably
informed J.. A Hodges, owner OF
property directly north Of the pres.
emit location, Is now working upon
plans 10 erect at least one-sto.y
building. modern, with a space OF t5.o
feet by il5 feet IN length. Condl'
lions are such that u Is very likely
that MIR Hodges win build on the
two lots, making q space OF 90 feet
by i1b.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1920-05-06
r. T. GRAVES APPOINTED
JUDGE or TERRY COUNTY

The Commissioners Court OF Ter
~ county met in special session last
Saturday and accepted the resigna-
tion of County Judge Word Price.
The court appointed for that posi-
ton, Robt T. Graves, well known
cattieman Of that county and present
candidate for the Office of County
Judge.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1920-05-06
STOCK SUFFERING BE-
CAUSE OF LOCO WEED

]. B. Rainwater, farmer Of Collins
worth county, who was here a short
time the first Of his week, stated
that stock were dying on account Of
the increased growth Of the loco
weed. MIR. Rainwater says that be.
cause Of the extreme wet weather OF
the last year. is the cause Of the
growth Of the loco weed.
Mr.. Rainwater went to Terry coun-
tv Monday morning 30 prospect for
South Plains farm. He will return
TO his home in Colingsworth the lat
ter part Of this week.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1920-05-06

To every cloud there is silver
lining, but most people are looking
for gold.
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1920-05-06

with your Fingers You ZEN lift on
any hard corn. soft corn or corn between
tho toes. and the hard skin calluses from
bottom Of feet.
A tiny bottle Of "Freezone' costs little
AZ any drug store. apply a few drops
upon the corn or calius. Instantly u
stems hurting. then shortly you lift that
bother.ome corn or callus right on. root
and all. without one bit Of pain or sore
ness. Trulyi No humbugl
The Lubbock avalanche. (Lubbock, Tex.) 1909-1922, 1920-05-06
FARWELL COUNTY WHEAT
SUFFERING FROM DROUGH

Farwen, April 3o-The Farwell
country is very dry, and unless II
rains soon wheat will soon begin 70
suffer.
Threshing is fast coming. TO a
close over the country but there ~
still some maize and kafir heads 20
thresh in the feed yards IN town.
There is still a scarcity OF cars 10
ship grain and the buyers are stor-
.srg where storage can be had
Ell. Tarver, Jr., was born 10 par
ents. Mr.. and Mrs f. L. Tarver'
last Saturday
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-05-08
ACCUSES HOOVER
OF VACILLATION
Johnson Says Rival Had One
Viewpoint Last Year, An
other This Year.
CANDIDACY MADE CHANGE

Washington, May S,--Senator John
son, of California. has replied 10
Herbert Hoover's statement OF yestor-
day. asking as to the senator's position
on tho league Of nations covenant. He
says;
The league presented to the senate
by the, president. which Mr.. Hoover
advocated last year. neither promotes
peace nor reduces armament. During
Mr.. Hoover's advocacy OF this league
last year. he never mentioned reserva-
tions; on tho contrary. the tenor of his
speeches was In direct opposition to amy
reservations.
with his candidacy came his change
OF heart and for the first time we flnd
MN, when candidate, never before
iavoring reservations. These roserya.
-tions last year. II was asserted. .hroks
,no hoart OF the world "cilt the heart
oulS aS " we covenant made us 'scuttla
world s Vi uho
Mr.. Hoover from apparent onpoai.
ton TO the reservation, now embrace
me opportunity to break the heart Of
the world and cut the heart out Of the
Sopenant.' have conslatently. oppoaed
the pact as presented and with the vo-
serVations attached. would wolcome,
oi course, any real attempt to promote
peace and prevent war. WV
this year ne has another V Ns I'm,
progresses. and various nominati0nl
present sthemsolNen WE NAV look N,
other views MS we'll"
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-05-08
ICARRANZA TRIES
DESPERATECAME'
Imposes Iron Rule to Retain
Grip-Gen. Murguia His
Director.
N ANY PERSECUTED

Aqua Prleta, Sonora, Mexico,
May s.-u. N. S.)-A reign OF ter
ror rules Mexico City, according to
official advlces received from rebel
agents In the Mexican capital today
by Gen. p. ELIAS Gales, comman-
der.ln; chief OF the liberal oonstI'
Details Of the iron rule said to
Carranza In desperate attempt TO
retain his regime are lacking In
the measer dispatches OF the revo-
lutionary secret service.
According to one Of the dispatches
coming the revolutionary headquarters,
GEN. Murgia, Carranza's right.hanu
military commander, ls directing the
reign OF terror. Many prominent citl-
zens are reported as victims OF his
prosecutions. Whether the situation
has developed to a point Of bIoodshed d
could not be learned today
Matamoras Menaced.
Brownsville. Tex, May S.-Mata- :
moros, just across the Rio 'Grande from
Brownsville. is menaced by an ad
vancing force OF 800 rebels under Gen.
A1amazan. 1t is reported from the
Mexican side of the river.
State Of MayarIt Revoits.
Hermosllo, Mexico, May s.-The en-
gone to the aid of Gen. Flores. who is
preparing to attack Mazatlan. according
to reports received at revolutionary
headquarters here today.
Planes Bombing Rebels.
Aqua Prieta. Sonora Mexico, May s.
Federal airplane squadrons are bomb
ing the position of Gen. Pablo Gonzales
at Texacoco and Cuernavaca. in the
state Puebla. according TO official ad-
vices received today by Gen. Gales
commander chief OF the rebel forces,
There have been numerous casualties,
the reports state.
Juarez Celebrating,
El Paso. Tex, May S.-Advices to the
American authorities here are that
Mexico City has fallen to the revolu-
tionists. Gen. Benjamin Hill, a rebel
leader. is reported In command of the
national capital.
Rebels in Juarez are celebrating the
victory.
All In Ten-Mlle Radius.
San Antonio. Tex, May S.-Gen
BENJAMIN Hill has captured the towns
of Tavusa, San Angel and Tacuvaya
all within a radius of ten miles oi
Mexico City.
This information was contained ir
confirmed reports reaching official head
quarters here today.
Reports that Hill had taken Mexico
City continued to pour into Obregor
headquarters here today from all Dor.
der states.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-05-08
SMASHING BLOW
FOR LEVER ACT
Judge Hughes Follows Up Mo.
ton to Quash indictments
Against Miners.
LAW "Too uNcERTAIhr

Indianapolis, Ind, May 81. N. ST.
Declaring that the status Is too vague
and uncertain to be sustained" and that
congress did not intend to apply re-
gulations to the situation under which
the indictment was returned" Charles
Evans Hughes. special counsel for 12b
coal operators and miners. recently IN.
dicted by the federal grand jury here
for alleged conspiracy TO restrict the
production and distribution OF coal, IN.
federal court this morning delivered a
ality OF the Lever act. Judge Hughes
attacks were made In his argument or
the motion made by him yesterday tc
quash the indictments against the ope-
rators and miners.
When court opened this morning
Judge Anderson said after seeing the
morning papers, II wonder II we'd bet
ter not take poll OF district judges as
observers" referring to 30 many visit
ing jurists and attorneys.
Very pertinent observation, but we're
perfectly content with one" Judge
Hughes commented.
In his argument on the motion, Judge
Hughes declared that the exception q
foodstuffs In the Lever act makes u
class legislation "of most offensive
character" and that the statute IL too
vague and uncertain to be sustained.
Judge Hughes pointed out that within
thirteen days AileI tnt ACT bSchti1 -
fectiye GarneId was made fuel adminiss
traitor and that the president took com.
plete possession OF matters in this field
with sweeping regulations;
mo court or Jury had the power un-
der that Arrangement whether or not
the prices were reasonable luuEe
Hughes declared. The presidentn
code OF rules were bound to be obeyed.
Most Arbitrary Law.
Judge Hughes declared the L0ver ACT
M. f.at elR nN~sr CfMXW
legislation ever enacted and therefore
invalid. The indictments returncd
against tho miners and operators were
attacked In their entirely by Judge
Hughes. who declared they were hope
lessiy vngue and void. ~
Al the conclusion OF Jndge HuEhes.
argument, samuel ID. Miller attorhcx
Tor the miners, declared;
Nothing OF substance has been ever
looked and nothing trivial dwelt up9n
by Judge Hughes. The undeflylnK
principles stood out like snow-eappsa
peaks"
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-05-08
MOBILIZE FOR
FINAL STROKE
Rebels Pass Through Juarez
to Chihuahua City, Feder-
ais Last Stronghold.
WIRE SERVICE RESTORED

El Paso, Texas, MAY 81. N. ST.
Rebel troops EN- route to Chihuahua City
continue to pass through Juarez, three
troop trains already having departed.
Rebel leaders, 1t is reported here today
are rapidly assembling their forces for
the drive which is expected to break
the last remaining power of the Car
ranzistas in northern Mexico. Gen
Serrano, it has been announced, will
command the military forces at Chi
huahau City.
Direct wire connection between Jimi-
neZ, Parral and Chihuahua City has
been restored, The first passenger train
from Chihuahua City to Juarez ar
rived last night, Among the passengers
was Emilio Salinas, brother-in- law of
President Carranza, who is seeking ad-
mittance to the United States as a ref
ugee. Gen. Antonio Vilareal, it is re-
ported, is being doomed as the first mill
tary governor of the states of Coahula.
Nuevo Leon and Tamulipas.
Saloons in Juarez will be permitted to
reopen today. Sixteen saloons, operated
by foreigners, have contributed 5000
each to the rebel military commander.
Native saloonists have not come
across"
In Command Mexico City.
Washington, May S.-Gen. Murguia
whom Carranza recently placed in COM
mand of all federal troops in the Mex
leo City district, has issued a manifesto
censuring Gen. Diegues, federal COM
mander in the Guadlajara district. for
allowing himself to be bottled up in
Guadla jaia' with his force of 5000 men,
according to reports received today at
the Sonora revolutionary agency here,
Early in April. Carranza placed
Dieguez at the head of what was re-
garded as the best federal army. and
ordered him to advance into Sinaloa
from the South and clean up the revo-
luton there before it had a chance to
spread. dDeguez never got beyon
Guadalajara, where he is now reported
to be surrunded.
To Muguia, Carranza ON May 3, as
signed the task of defending Mexico
City from the rebels advancing from
Morelos on the South and chihuahua
on the North. His attack on Gen.
Diguez is interpreted by revolutionary
agents here as an admission that the
army at Guadlajara is lost to the fed
eral cause.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-05-08
n. Y. DEMOCRATS FAIL
TO INDORSE WILSON

Albany. N. Y, May s.--DclernteA
from New York state to the democratic
national convention at San Francisco
next month viii recommend TO the ma
tional platform committee the accept
anco bf plank calling for univerAal
disarmament as means OF establishing
peace on foundations that cannot be
snsiy diaturbed and OF driving down
the high cost of living.
n resolution placing the delegates on
record as In favor OF such plank was
adopted unanimously by the conference
OF delegates at the closing session.
record on the prohibition question or
the league of nations brought charges
from Mayor George y. Plum. Of
Schentctady,a and former Justice Samuel
seabury, of New York. that the issues
were being lodged.
Mayor Lunn, suggested that President
Wilson'S administration should be in
dorsed and definite stand taken on the
lengue of nations, SecondinR the Aug-
gostions OF Mayor Llinn. Mayor Sea-
adopted, would have placed New Iork's
delegation IN opposition to n wet
plank of any kind In the national plat
form. The resolution sought TO have
the conference declare that tho eigh-
tocnth amendment shall he fairly md
Justly enforced the same ms any other
amendment"
No action was taken on Mayor Lunn's
suggestion Tint resolution 'oifnring
encouragement 10 President WILSON
should he presented to the conference.
Recommendation Of the resolutions
committee accepted hy the conference
as possible planks In the national plat
form include:
Declaration for wage adequate 10
maintain . reasonable standard OF HE,
Including tho principle OF living wage
for women IN Industry guaranteed ana
protected by law.
Adoption Of m amendment TO the Ted
ernl constitution prohibiting chiid lnhof'
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-05-08
VILLA TACTICS
PUZZLE REBELS.
"Cheshlre Cat' Moves Of ski
full Fighter Cause uneaslr
ness Among Liberals.

Arua prieta. May s.--U. n. S.l--Tht
Cheshire cat tactics OF "Pancho villa"
nre puxxling Gen, Gales and the cthaf
rebel military leaders here.
His first move was TO Join the rcvolu'
tlon, several weeks ago. coming IN unre-
sorvedly when indications pointed 70 tnc
success OF the rebel movements. Then
several days ago he gave an exclusive
interview to the international News
Service, accepted officially here, IN whlcn
he declared he had Withdrawn from tna
rebellion because he did not want "
see Gen Obregon get the presldencys
and that he intended to maintain re-
volt all his own.
Today, however. his agents here sent
urgent requests to Gen. Gales peseecn.
ing him to ask Gov. De La Huerta, mead
OF the liberal conatltutionalist govern
ment. 10 ignore Villas recent with
drnwal from the rebellion, and askins
that he be relnstated In the reVoiu-
tionaTy military forces. ~ 80.
THAT his services are valuable tnele
ia no question. There Is no more Skull
ful fighter i'm all Mexico. Aithoukn
branded as an International outlNw--et
least 80 far as the United states SOW.
ernment Is concerned--he 10 n powertui
factor In Mexican anairs. eApeclAl.y "
chihuahua, and there are many peIsunss
both Mexicana and Americans, VINO
would be glad to see him afiiiatea WIN
the rebel movement. -
Notwithstanding these facts. howessr.
there ls n feeling among some OF sne
rabsI Ioaders that to accept aid from
him now, after his Reputation o. the
rebellion, as contained In his lntsri's.
iional News Service interview. would ~
10 lower the standard Of he rebel mQx1s n9,,s
ment. There In more than = proosnt..S
,hat his latest orfer may be fatty re-
fused
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-05-08
KIEV CAPTURED
FROM RUSS REDS
Combined Army Of Poles and
!. ukralnians Finally Over
power Bolshevlk Troops.
OTHER SUCCESSES WON

London, May s.--(A. PD--Pollsh and
Ukralaninn troops captured Kiev on
Thursday night, according to an official
statement issued at Moscow yesterday
and received here by wireless.
The tcxt OF the abatement says:
I'm tho Kiev region during the night
of May 6-7. our troops engaged SUI
perior encmy forces northwest and
southwest OF Kiev. Toward evening
tho enemy broke into the outskirts OF
the town. but were held up by our
counter attacks Later our troops. In
accordance with orders, started to
withdraw IN order. to tho left bank Of
the Dneiper r1ver.
"In the direction OF Pytaloff our
troops ropulsed an enemy advance
twenty -elRht miles south Of Krasny. In
the direction OF Igumen. east Of Minsk.
the enemy attempted to cross tho
Bereaina river near Beresina village
but was driven back across the river"
Sovlets Evacuate klsv.
London, May s.--The Russian soviet
forces have evacuated the important
city OF kiov, according to wireless
dispatch picked up here today and
given out by the British admiralty.
Superior Polish forces attacked
northwest and southwest OF the city
Thursday night" the wireless dispatch
stated. "Tho attacks were repulaed.
but later our forces were ordered with
drawn from kiev to tho left bank OF
the pnieper river
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-05-08
METHODISTS FOR
EQUAL SUFFRAGE
Adopt Resolutions Asking Del
aware to Ratify Federal
Amendment.

Des Moines Ia, May S--Resolutions
asking the house of representatives of
the Delaware legislature to speedily
ratify the federal suffrage amendment
were adopted at the Methodist Episco-
pal general conference today The con-
ference said 1t believed adoption OF the
amendment was desired by an over
whelming majority of the people.
Closer ordination and correlation
of the work of the church among In
dians in the United States was asked
in a resolution referred to the commit
tee on home missions.
Use of cigarettes was condemned In
resolutions submitted to the confer
ence. Approval was given to teaching
in public schools the alleged i'll effect
of cigarette smoking The committee
on state of church will consider the
resolutions.
A resolution pedging the support Of
the general conference to the present
movement for prohibition in India was
unanimously adopted The resolution
was presented by the delegation from
India and the statepent was made that
Hindus and Mohammedans OF that
country are joining with the Christians
in an effort to make India dry.