The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-12-30

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, taxes and enlarged such . change,
man that his dog did not know him.
. .
"A touching little poem entitled y
Wonder II He'll Mrs. M" Was 70
eeived not long ago from youns
woman. Altar residing Il through
this reply was ssnt: "Dear Madame
II he doss he should never - trusted
with hreaxms again"
. . .
The papers told last week bow ct
Washington, D. c., tie ssipVoE1aph
recorded : @severs earthquake but
the scientists haven't bssa able to
find out where II. happsned.s Il it
possible the seismogrAph wa . little
SLOW and has Just caught IN disturb
ance of November ~
= = 4
Brakeman, ara you positive this
train will stop at McCalir Fully
half . dozen times the fussy old lady
had asked the question and the braky
began to lose patience. "Now, look
here, madame" he replied finally,
"this Is . through train TO Mccall,
and IL we don't stop there then you'll
be in the biggest splash you ever
heard off,
When you have struggled with
dress shirt collar with about Ave min
utss to spare, and you nearly stran-
gle yourself and you get red in the
lace and everything, and you LAGER
ate your thumbs and you think bad
thoughts and all Of sudden the little
collar button slips through Oh-h-h,
ain't It . Gr-r-rand and Glor-r-ree-
rus Feeling?
Courts oecasionally throw proceed
snts to the wind and decide In he
,Alf o. the great common people. A
court has just decided thst
. man has = right to marry his moth
while = Massachusetts,
Judge has found that Jamaica ginger
> not intoxicating unless used AZ .
leverage.
How heeting il fame. Not many
ays have passed since the campaign
,as finished, but how many can tell
ow the names Of the defeated can
idates for the vice presidency?
ONE will still be able to call to mind
he cognomen Of Cox's running mate
Or the sole reason that accident had
iven hira singularly well-known
anne. But who ran with Farley Par
ebs, or who was hoo k euwidth p
ebs, or who was hooked up with the
ev Aaron Watson?
. q .
The storm was increasing in vio-
nee and some of the deck fittings
I'd already been swept overheard
hen the captain decided to send up
signal Of distress. But hardly had
. rocket burst over the ship when
solemn faced passenger stepped
ito the bridge. Captain" he said,
d be the last person on earth to
st q damper on any man, but it
ems to me that this is no time for
ting OF fireworks"
q 3 4
A writer in the Ladies Home Journ-
expresses the opinion that with the
Of two competent maids
serve and with plenty Of help in
. kitchen, . hostess should have no
'ficulty in serving a luncheon to
persons. We believe that farmers'
YES who are in the habit Of cook
, and serving for dozen or more
' or fruit hands without assistance
I now understand wherein their
uble lies.
Japanese advertisers belives in Law
use Of smiles, "Step insidelr 10
invitation Of Z big multiple shop
Toxic. sYou will be Welcomed ~
dly ~ . ray Of sunshine AFTER .
~ day. Each one Of our clerks
~ a1iiable ~ I afther seeking .
band for . dowerlsss daughter.
,ds afe dispatched to custonex's
ses with the rapidity Of a shat
n the lannon's mouth" A greer
claims that his "superfne vinegar
more acid than the tongue Of the
It nendisA rnother-in-law"
. = =
crowd was sitting around res
1ant tabs In Dublin. It was On -
li1Ay, and - W had . CatAolic
10 With NJ W Ill ordered fall.
before NJ were served anothsf =
Asr brought huge, juicy porter. 81
" steak to = man at the naxt plor