The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-12-17
nter-Mountain
Editorial Hilites
Selected for Western Newspaper Union
Service by r. A. c. and c. B. w.

Selected for Western Newspaper Union
Service by r. A. C. and C. B. w.
Some folks are continually eating
brain food, but you would never sus-
pect it unless they told you-Coalyille
(Utah) Times
blind pig al Salt Lake gave birth
boy, page Mr.. Burbank.
(Ut6h) News-Advorate.
1t has got 80 row that an old man
can't laugh out loud nowadays, with.
out being accused OF having had goat
glands sewed N him.--CarsCn City
(Nev) News.
They say Mr.. Edison's plan to de-
wise machine that will put him In
touch with spirits is giving prohibit
ton officers no end Of worry.--Cedar
City (Utah} Record
will be practically extinct In three
hundred years. We positively refuse
to worry about something three hun,
dred yesrs hence--Logan (Utah)
Journal.
A reader insists that 1t IL possible
even in these sordId DAYS to get
something for nothing. But at that,
we fear the something would amount
TO nothing after we got it.--Bancroft
Qdaho) Standard.
The tramp nuisance has increased
to alarming proportions In Las Vegas
within the past few weeks. 1t is esti-
mated that there are more than one
hundred brea|sbenm tourists In Vegas
every day on e ayerage.-Las Vegas
{Nev) Age.
A member of a legislature 40 years
OF age boasts tn t he has never been
kissed by anyone but his mother. He
shouldn't be in the legislature for
he's either blasted Ii or else lacks
much In practical experience.-Em.
NETT UdahoJ Examiner.
Football season is here. 1t puts u !.
In mind OF the newspaper business
every other year when elections are
with us. The mud Singing seems to
be free for all. Football kicks up an
other kind Of mud, though--Kim.
herly Qdaho) Tribune.
You can't always tell. A little boy
stuck cows tail through knothole
In fence, and n philosopher who
passed along on the other side sat up
all night bordering on how in blazes
that COW got through that knothole.--
Brigham City (Utah) Journal.
The best crop any man can raise
on farm is Just plain children
What would be the use OF working
hard to develop a fine farm unless
there were some good, dependable
boys to leNve it to in the end? But
boys and girls are more difficult to
fine norses.-Murray (Utah) Eagle.
In eastern cities hardly a day passes
without bringing reports of women
and girls being captured, mistreated
and murdered. Eastern civilization
is evidently breaking down and the
men restoring to ancient cave meth
DDS. The wild and woody west is
dropping far behind the cultured east
In modern Ely (Nevl
Record.
In running through our exchanges
We note that they are still full Of
front page editorial and Canned
dope" on the election and show 1t
happened" For the love of Mike,
come out of II The people have
been fed up" N this political stuff
and want rest Let's strike new
note and each s ng about the advan.
tages of his own individual commu-
nlty.-Helper (Utah) Times.
There are only few towns in THU
country that cannot support a local
newspaper, not only as matter OF
local pride, but as a medium of adj
vertising to the local merchants and
the dissemination of local news which
the dailies of our larger cities do not
carry in their columns. That this
community is in need OF local paper
cannot be doubted. and yet there are
those who believe that a country
newspaper can exist on good wishes