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The Washington times., 1920-07-06
New York Irish Patriots Want
Hearst in Race

yORK July 6The following resolutions adopted
special executive meeting Of the Citizens Of the Irish Republic
Circle 1, at its headquarters, Hseyon Hall;
"RESOLVED That this society Of Irish exes driven to this
country English tyranny wishes thank the Hearst
their policy extending aid to all small nations
struggling to be free On this Fourth day Of July the birthday OF
American Republic the Hearst
noble efforts in Ielands that the next
birthday Irish Republic april 2S) also be celebration
republic by the United America
believing that the 402 delegates at San Francisco who voted
plank influenced the noble teach
of William Randolph Hearst this society Of Irish refugees
that the American people will flock
the Constitutional party and make the
William Randolph Hearst that this great
Amecansm and universal human freedom must acc
cent nomination for President
n this of July ask the l05000O00 Americans
100000 Irishmen who refuse to yield to the
british Empires 0O00O With all hearts GOD
save the twin republics-America and Ireland. F"
The resolutions signed Frank OMoore Eileen Nc
Gahan Brian McCahan and Joseph O'Byrne ..
The Washington times., 1920-07-06
COWS FED ON SAWDUST
DIET YIELD MORE MILK
Makes Better Beef Producers, Too,
Experiments at University
Prove.

MADISON, Wis, July Cows fed
on sawdust produce more beef and
milk, according to experiments which
have been conducted jointly by the
agricultural department of the Uni
versity Of Wisconsin and the United
States Forest Products Laboratory.
The laboratory work was done un-
der d. NJ. Butler. assistant director
OF the laboratory, and the feeding
experiments by Prof. Frank b. Nor
rison.
1--WE took white pine sawdust and put
1t through a treatment that converts
the starch into sugar." said Mr.. But
Ter. "Then, In cooperation with the
agricultural department of the uni
versity, feeding experiment. was
conducted. Five dairy cows were
kept on the sawdust ration fov one
month, with the result that they in
creased both in weight and amount
of butter fat produced. They were
then taken off the sawdust ration and
put back to normal feeding for one
month, with the result that \Seth
their weight and milk supply were re-
duced to about normal. A sscsnd
time they were put back on the saw
dust ration and again their weight
and milk increased.
Mr.. Butler expressed the belief that
the sawdust from all coniferous
woods, except that which has too
much resin in it, can be used for
COW feed.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06
IT TOOK: 5000 YEARS
TO CRACK THIS JOKE
Somebody, With Sense of Hum0r
Existed About 5000 b. c.,
Scientist Finds

LONDON, July Ga practical joke
ii planned by the ancient Egyptians
which has taken 5000 years to come
to fruition Is revealed by Prof. Film
ders Petrie, the famous Egyptologist.
while we were trying to find a
way into a queens pyramid" he said :
I'VE discovered on a rock face a door
which was so beautifully and exactly
fitted that it was difficult to see tho
joints. We Immediately set to work
on this. thinking that we had found
at last an entrance to the inne.
chambers.
After considerable amount OF
work we removed the door and found
solid rock.
"ft was a carefully arranged blind
to balk anyone who wanted to find
the entrance into the royal tombs.
and IL had been. made about 5000 b. 9.
by someone with a sense of humor."
The Washington times., 1920-07-06
FAILS TO.
WILT WOMEN.
Oyster Shells Under Male Eyes,
But Female Delegates Are
Full Of Pep.
~ FANNIE HURST.
Famess skert-story Wulter.

SAN FRANCISCO. July s.-It may
have been the blue Monday OF the
second week OF the Democratic big
show, brt there was plenty OF red
and white thrown In to dissipate any
designs on the part OF Dame Indigo.
Kentucky, the Blue Grass state.
qualified yesterday for the blue stock
ing class when she cast half vote
for "I.iterachoor" and irwin Cobb. a
favorite and favored son.
who's this Cobb" asked the sec
retary. as he caught the half vote on
the fly.
We'll, Irwin. Ty or Corn cobb, II
didn't matter much so far as the
Presidential deadlock was concerned,
but the Authors League will lay the
incident away in tissue paper and
lavender TO be dug up only for oc-
casions," as a q. A. II. veteran at
Thanksgiving family reunions digs up
his honorable mention" document for
the grandchildren.
Ring Lardner nominated. seconded
and cheered by Ring Lardner. came
in for his vote. too, adding further
and distinguished Ht'ry flavor to
politics. -
f, All the trained seal feature writ
ers In the press box fioppsd delight
eddy to the Cobb-Lardner platform.
knowing "fullY' well 1t would be u
comfortably wet one.
This party may have been bit long
drawn out and hard on the pocket
nerve. But, as usual, with that fem.
mime toughness Of fibre for which the
sex is not duly credited, II is the wom-
en- who won the endurance test.
The average jowl yesterday had
about the plane surface of a piece Of
sandpaper, and the oyster shells were
out under their eyes Not so the
women. The cherubim lineup In the
organ loft with Mrs. Boardman Hsrri.
man, a sort OF Sain See Seelia counter
piece, had lost not one sixteenth inch
OF it's animated smile: the lady dele
gates their pep-devie, or the girl
ushers their big-eycd interest.
Neither corsage bouquets nor
blouses had wilted.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06
HE'D CUT 'BOLSHEVSM"
FROM DANCING FLOOR

LONDON, July 6.---The modern ball
room is run on "soviet" principles.
says P. S. J. Richardson, editor Of
the Dancing Times. He wants to cut
the bolshevism.
p "In the old days dances in which
everybody was doing the same step
at the same time were popular. Now
the majority of the people insist on
dancing as they like. We've swung
from autocracy to bolshevism."
He has called a conference OF the
dancing teachers and will try 70
standardize dancing.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06
EUREKA TO RELIEVE
SWISS CHEESE FAMINE

EUREKA, Cal, July 6.-California
is about to become the American
Switzerland, cheesily speaking. 1t has
been discovered that a grade of cheese
which compares favorably in taste.
texture and holes per cubic inch with
the imported product can be made
from California milk and cream.
A chain of five factories Is being
built in the vicinity of Eureka, to-
gether with an immense curing plant
here for the quantity production Of
Swiss cheese. Within a few months,
il is predicted, these plants will have
relieved the acute Swiss cheese short
age
The Washington times., 1920-07-06
LARDNER QUIT
=. JUST IN TIME
''You Know Me Ar Released
His One-half Vote
Upon Request.
py RING w. LARDNER-


SAN FRANCISCO, July 6--The one
dsy rest seemed TO be cleared some
Of the fog in delegates heads, II any
and when I woke up James w. GER
ard, the author, was in the room ano
told. me that they had just took an
other ballot, and l had hair vote
and Irwin Cobb had "a.
You may not believe this, and II
YOU don't why please look at the
official record in your favorite news
paper.
Having found that am telling the
truth ! now wish to explain the
reason why Mr.. Cobb leadeth me. MI
Cobb. who has nicknamed one or the
foothills of Kentucky, has a daughter.
while / have nothing but sons and
therefore no chance to have son-i1-
law to continue the dynasty.
LARDNER IN RACE.
The delegates figured this all out
for themselves which shows that
they are improving with the ag.
which they acquired by being bottled
in bond all week. Several of them
called at the place i stay which i
have nicknamed my room and asked
pe IL would withdraw in favor or
the Kentucky man. My reply was
that I wouldn't only withdraw but
would also sue the Democratic party
for libel.
Yesterday was a legal holiday in
California and other famous resorts
and the difference between this AMI
other days we have been here is that
the other holidays wasn't legal
Before this story sees print, which
II may not. the convention may pos
sible be all over, heaven forbid. and
in that case I want to write a card
of thanks for the hospitality Of San
Fran.
CARD OF THANKS.
The deceased wishes to thank the
city and climate of San Fran for
the various favors piled on to the de-
ceased and especially to the taxi
cab drivers for not entirely deceas-
ing.
The decedent further and more
wishes to thank William Jennings
Bryan for not coming into where l
live at, which have named my room,
and bothering myself and manager.
The decedent also wishes to extend
thanks and congratulations to WILL
lam G. McAdoo for keeping the con-
vention in deadlock and for keeping
us up.
THANKS ALL AROUND.
The rapidly recovering writer also
desires to wish his own best regards
on the Mrs. of the California gentle
man who was not nominated in Chi
cago and should be glad of it for
4. giving the said writer a meal once in
a while, and ! must say in this con-
nection athat although, this Senator
from the glorious climate of Calf
was not nominated in old Chi his
Mrs. is the first lady of the land bar
one. .-. q sf,.
Be it further resolved that: this
convalescent thanks the entire con-
rention for their patients and recon-
mends that they eliminate Mr.. Burle-
son from further participation and
hold the next convention by mail.
Sign on the dotted line. That's
about all the news except that Am
bassador Gerard watched me eat
breakfast, and is now going to wri e
a novel called my Four Raspberries
in California
The Washington times., 1920-07-06


Hold on-here's the dope. You see'
/ might perhaps win and l must DC
true to form and get licked. nave
reputation to sustain. Hitherto l
have always done the wrong th,ns
at the wrong time in the wrong way'
/ must be faithful to tradition. ihere,
fore will rig up a platform as pau
as the Republicans. Some )op' some
lob! But il ! can get Carter uiass
to do the rigging l can make 'na'
rifle all right.
Hee haw!. This is the life. On the
outside. YOU know. That Is the pla 'e
for me. r.,
Now, let's see, there's labor. inc
Republicans footballed 1t around tho
lot and>the slung it into the garbage
can. That made the working people
sore, and they would like to vote Ior
The Washington times., 1920-07-06
Ho.u to Be WeNLiked
Is Burden of Soliloquy
Bv Democratic Party
By CHARLES EDWARD RUSSELL.
International News Service)

SAN FRANCISCO, July 6.-I wonder, says the Demo
cratic donkey pensvey scratching with his left
hind foot wonder if there is chance on earth that shall
win the election this fall think not but you tell
about these things
Let me see now Yes! No! Yes! By George, think
see chance had neglected to kill This must be looked
after The Republicans have nominated feeble candidate
on rotten platform; persons might be tempted to
,,o+o for mo What can | do?
The Washington times., 1920-07-06
PLAYING POLITICS.

SAN FRANCISCO. July Ga wis.
cons'n delegate cnlivcns the scribcs
with n story, ~ wired home for n
hundred bucks on Friday and another
hundred bucks on sunday" he says
This morning I get message. Make
them use low deck or play with
their sleeves rolled up"
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

transaction receives the full protection
and guarantee of WILLIAM HAHN &
co,
Shoes are carefully fitted, under il
rect supervision of department chiefs
from our regular stores.
Over 200 employees at the Coliseum,
and extra people at all our stores, for
quick service.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06
Nhildren's Tan and Black Barefoot Sandals and q I
NPlay Oxfords, Seconds" At the Coliseum Only pA

All sales for cash only. y
No exchanges and no deliveries.
Have little patience if you can't
get waited upon Immediately, for these
values are we'll worth little incon-
venience.
If you can't get waited on quickly
enough TO, suit you-go. to any Of the
four HAHN" Stores for the same
shoes .. .... .....
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

The town is fairly teemng with the story of the
sale story that told of market glut caused by
cancellations, freight tie-ups money srngency-that
started a nationwide SELLING DIRECT TO THE
PUBLIC-a movement that has just reached Washing
ton-and which is conducted here under "HAHN'S"
auspices-adding a feeling of dependablity that
nameless event could hardly provide.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

There arc few things we want to
make very clear.
Every pair of shoes is 4 brand new
style: This is emphatically NOT A
SALE OF ODDS AND ENDS. there
are hundreds of pairs m practically
every style.
The sale is conducted directly under
the auspices of "HAHN'S." Every
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

ENOCH ARDEN looks in window.
hut goes away again. Rip Van
Is possible compromise candidate,
with the Belgian Congo still to be
heard from.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

DELEGATES are groggy on thir-
- tieth ballot. but swinging Wild
". trying to put over haymaker.
Palmer comes up fresh on the fif-
tieth ballot and socks Mac with a
minority report.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine

"Bayer Tablets OF Aspirin" Is gem
uino Aspirin proved safe by millions
and prescribed by physicians for over
twenty years. Accept only nm un-
broken "Baycr package" which con-
tains proper directions to relieve
Headache. Toothachc, Enrachc, Ncu-
ialgia, rheumatism, Colds and Pain.
Mandy tin boxes of ~ tablets cost few
rents. Druggists also soil larger
"Bayer packages Aspirin Is trade
mark BeNcr Manufacture Of Monoacc-
tiCacidestor of >Salicylicacid,
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

COX puts mysterious white pow
- der on tongue and starts in to
sprint Gerard grabs one vote, but
committee on credentials throws
out the bird. 1t was a stranger
who mistoo< the Auditorium for a
regular sanitarium and thought he
was voting for n headkeeper.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

PIP VAN W1NKT.E accepts nomi-
nation on behalf OF his dog
Schnider.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06
Bugs Baer
DiScourseS Upon
BalLoting = e
By BUGS BAER.
rOnnN

r-uEname of the Auditorium was
l changed to DisordGtorium by
popular acclaim
AAEREDITHstart like bunga-
NA low on fire and lasted just as
long McAdoo leading on frst cen
sus with others trailing him IKE
cats following a fish wagon. BAL
loting is like eating an artichoke.
lot of debris after the meal Is
over with no meat.
CIGNALS to designate who grabs
= the nomination.: If the sun
comes ND in the east, 1T Is elther
Cox, Mac or Davis. Maybe Palmer.
II it sinks in the west, 1t may De
either of the four.
TIDE comes in and McAdoo loses a
l vote in Rhode Islend. ASKS
that convention adjourn to low tide.
Bryan pulls a ligament trying to
look dark horseish. Palmer GRABS
thirteen loose delegates by making
a motion toward his hip pocket.
MAC is ahead on the steenth bal
IVA lot, but may throw a shoe.
Hitchcock is back in the garage
with FIVE votes in his carburetor.
New York starts scattering its
votes like curl papers in a gale.
CALIFORNIA soils wonderful. A
- look at the Auditorium shows
any kind of fruit or nut will grow
here. Especially any kind of nut.
Texas gives a split vote for Red
DELEGATES have balloted 'em-
- selves bowlegged, but will fight
1t out on crutches. Mac leading
Cox by yard of assorted sizes
and shapes of delegates. Palmer
third, but getting out his needle.
COX puts mysterious white pow
- der on tongue and starts in to
sprint. Gerard grabs one vote, but
committee on credentials throws
out the bird. 1t was a stranger
who mistook the Auditorium for
regular sanitarium and thought he
was voting for a headkeeper.
GREAT Marshall demonstration
~ takes place on floor among one
delegate.
DELEGATES are groggy on thtr-
- tieth ballot, but swinging wild
ly. trying to put over haymaker.
Palmer comes up fresh on the fif-
tieth ballot and socks Mac with a
minority report.
NN the eightieth ballot convention
~ adjourns for two shaves and
three haircuts apiece. owner OF
Auditorium says he'll raise the rent
unless delegates sign a ten-year
lease.
THOUSANDTH ballot-Delegates
have been ir hall twenty years
and start to swing votes toward
Rim Van Wrinkle, who looms Up as
a black donkey
ENOCH ARDEN looks in window,
hut goes away again. Rip Van
Is possible compromise candidate,
with the Belgian Congo still to be
heard from.
PIP VAN W1NKT.E accepts nomi-
nation on behalf OF his dog
gchpider
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

THOUSANDTH ballot-Delegates
have been ir hall twenty years
and start to swing votes toward
Rim Van Wrinkle, who looms Up as
n black donkey.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

~ takes place on floor among one
delegate.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

DELEGATES have balloted 'em-
- selves bowlegged, but will fight
it out on crutches. Mac leading
Cox by yard Of assorted sizes
and shapes of delegates. Palmer
third, but getting out his needle.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

CALIFORNIA soils wonderful. A
- look at the Auditorium shows
any kind of fruit or nut will grow
here. Especially any kind Of nut.
Texas gives a split vote for Red
Raven.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

ON the eightieth ballot convention
~ adjourns for two shaves and
three haircuts apiece. owner OF
Auditorium says he'll raise the rent
unless delegates sign a ten-year
lease.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

TIDE comes in and McAdoo loses
l vote in Rhode Islend. Asks
that convention adjourn to low tide.
Bryan pulls ligament trying 10
thirteen loose delegates by making
a motion toward his hip pocket.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06
Men's-Women's-Childre

Like lie who rhinoceroS for the first
time and exclaimed "There amt no such animal,
wonder-struck city turned out en- maSSe to see
whether the wonderful shoe bargains promised
them would measure up to expectations. From morn
ing to night, the Coliseum and the four "HA4N'
Stores had all they could do to SELL shoeS-not
merely show them. For when folks beheld shoes &C
tually selling for less than it had cost to MAKE them,
the packages they carried out were rather bulky.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

AAAC is ahead on the steenth bal
IVA lot, but may throw a shoe.
Hitchcock is back in the garage
with FIVE votes in his carburetor,
New York starts scattering its
votes like curl papers in a gale.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

1Juname of the Auditorium was
l changed to DisordGtorium by
popular acclaim
The Washington times., 1920-07-06
Mems Low and High Shoes
S., Sc and $3.50

At each of these prices We present big storeful
of shoes Wonderful values. Such popular fashions
as "BrogueSo CordovanS Tans and Tony Reds Also
bucher and wide toe models for older men, including
many Nationally Advertised lines. You'll recognize
them when yop see them.
Mems Work Shoes s.'...............$ $3.75
High Cuts ..........'.. $3.50 and $3.50
White Low Shoes Rubber Boots, etc, etc, etc
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

CIGNALS to designate who grabs
= the nomination.: If the sun
comes Nd in the east, it is either
Cox, Mac or Davis. Maybe Palmer.
If it sinks in the west, 1T may be
either of the four.
The Washington times., 1920-07-06

Thousands of Additional Pairs MANY New Lots
Just the Styles Discriminating Folks Want
Have Come In Since Saturday Night
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-29
TEA DANDY
TO DARKEN HAIR


You can turn gray. faded hair
beautifully dark 4nd iustrUus almost
over night ~ youn get "a bottle OF
"Wyeih's Sage ana sulphur COM
pnuna' NJ ans drug store Millions
% bottles OF this old famous SAEo
Tea Recipe, improved by the addi-
tion 81 other ingredients. are sold an
nunily. says a well-knowu druggist
hers. because Il dhrkcns the hair -
naturally and evenly thar no one can
tell Il has been applied
Those whose hair Is turning gray
or bccominE faded haye "a surprise
wv itinE them. because after M nr
two Applications the gray hair van
ishes and your locks become luNur-
iantly dark and beautiful.
This Is the aEe OF youth Gray
haired, unattraCtiNr folks aren''
wanted around. 20 get busy with
Nkeths Sage and Sulphur Compound
tonight and youll bee delighted with
yohr dark. handsome hnir and your
youthful spsearaacs sithin = tew
days
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-29
PRIZE ESSAY Or
IONAN ON ARMY
Copy of Article That
Won Prize Is Received
Here

a feW dasr aeo there was a con.
~fefencr IN Washington between Sec.
fflHfy - Wilr natrr. Gen. John J
prrahirr M Gen. pcyton q. March
chief ~ staff. u was not q wal
council hut somethinE more impor'
iant SIM
throughout The c%oantr; IN hou.
san,is ~ schools boys and girls had
written esaess on shat thc army car
90 Tor the young American who en-
isis IN the IS recruiting districts
judges had selected ne prize esnay 81
the district aud scnt u 10 Washing
tor
Secreiarr Baker and the two gem
erals read through these 80 manu-
scripts. unmarked IN any way Ms 20
the identity Of the writers. Their
unanliuous choice Tor nrst prise was
the tssay ~ Donald o. Campbell, Is
years Old. junior class CLINTON hiGh
school flinipn Iowa. The essays. a
copy ~ which has been received a.
the local army recruitine office, fol-
Horace arocley once said.
Young man. ro west We now say,
Young man Join the army why 2
n is tho big opportunity 20 the axe.
"Are you physicallN weak .
"'Heaith D. the first wealth. and
she army IL a health builder. Il proc
vides wholesome food. clean. com
Portable surroundings. proper cloth
inc and medical attention Whom
necessary. Physical exercise - COM
puisory and every encouragement is
given athletics These with outdoor
lie make men straight, strong and
healthy.
$40 YOU seek an cd4catlone
'You can attend school at n army
post and study grammar n high
school subjects.
would you learn n trade
The government has recently APP
p~rupriatcd se.0oo. 600 for the estate
llahment and maintenance Of Vocn-
tlonai schools whore you can learn 90
lee a mechanic. auto repairman. eiec-
iriclan. telegraph operator. chemist or
almost anything else you wish. These
courses prepare yau Tor "a return 20
civil life o. conangcd service 20 tho
arms.
100 you long Tor travel and adj
venture
eJoin the army. You can he an
engineer a. The Panama canal "a
vii eicsa operator In the Philippines
flying IN the clouds. Whenever pos
sihie the government gives You a
choice 81 station
-Ia The army you can travel. learn
and earn al the same time. Nou may
think the army pay low. In addition
"a the sac a month. Uncle Sam pays
for your food. clothing. rent, light
nnd fuel With the present high cost
OF living. why moi leave all the wor-
nes 10 Uncle sam After 80 years
service YOU can retire on three
fourths pay plus fi5.l5 e month. The
army h not all work and drilling.
There are moyies,t libraries. games
music and dances Burroughs when
condi Ions permit.
DO you admire courage. honesty.
square dcallng. resolution and ienac-
M Of purpose You Will find these
Qualities IN men ike Washington
Grant. sherman. Roosevelt and Per-
shing developed in the army.
This training ~ body. mind and
soul ana these opportunities for cd
u~a'ian 'ravsi tn1 sdv@utlr~ arc