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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1920-07-21

vention hall for members of my tribe
and where me and my bright, musical
brothers appeared to command some
respect for | heard a business-like
voice saying, 1T will cost you 8 pei
cent to use that money" At last, said
| to my goddess of too much liberty
there is someone who still has a little
affection for me. But my exaltation
was short lived. felt myself being
pushed out of little window and
showed into a little satchel and when
next ! saw the light of day | was at
the elbow Of a young woman wearing
a scowl, georgette waist and a dia-
mond about the size of spendthrift' s
Adams apple. She gave me out as
change to a man with a cigaret and
seven children.
After the show we went into an ice
cream parlor and | melted away like
a schoolteacher's salary Then the ice
cream man grabbed me out of the till
and insisted that / remain with bar
Der for a skin-em-qu haircut.
made the barber nervous SO he passed
me along for a jazz smeared phono-
graph record and the jazz merchant
spent me for joyride gas. When | re-
gained consciousness a young man
with naughty air and wonderful pink
silk shirt was giving me to florist
for a pair of pansies. The florist
passed me along as rent money to a
sharp eyed genial looking gentleman
who actually seemed glad to get me.
This sharp eyed boy had an office and
| noticed that many of his callers come
in with Liberty Bonds and go out with
varying amounts of cash with which to
buy Goodnight Oil stock, rioutous raj
ment, picked peanuts and grandstand
tickets to the ball game.-Lake Ben
ton News.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1920-07-21

law which permits women possessing
the qualifications of male voters to
vote the same as men for the presi-
Dental candidates. The presidential
ticket for male voters will appear on
the white ballot Immediately preced-
ing the, state ballot. Women are not
entitled to vote for candidates for
state offices and it would be mislead-
ing and confusing to present them
with ballots containing the names of
candidates for whom they are not en-
titled to vote.
This decision assumes that the suf-
frage amendment will not be adopted
prior to the general election. Should
it be, the ruling will be subject to
modification.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1920-07-21
Had 1t All Planned Out.

Here is a story of two negro sol,
diers, who were talking just after the
signing of the armistice:
'Rastus, said one, what you gwine
to do when you-all gets home?'
What am | kwine do? Wal, in
the first place, niger, rs kwine buy
me white suit o. clo'es, n white
shoes, n white shirt, collar n tie,
n white hat rs gwine be white ali
over, Niger, an den rs give up you
niger folks n allus do my 'sociating
wild white folks
"The boy paused, then asked: What
youall gwine do, Jake?' Wal, says
Jake, rs gwine buy me black suit,
n black shoes, n a black shirt, n a
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1920-07-21
How Women Will Vote.

Women of Redwood county and this
city who will vote in the November
election will do so little differently
than the men according to an inter-
probation of state law by Attorney
General Clifford l.. Hilton.
There will be separate registers for
women voters, also separate presiden-
tial elector ballots, ballot boxes and
tally sheets and the women vote will
be made in separate returns and can
vassed apart from the male vote in
November under Mr.. Hilton's opin-
ion.
''The secretary of state must fur
nish separate presidential ballots for
women" says the attorney generals
opinion, with reference to the 1919
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1920-07-21

to the hand of handsome highway
man who prefers inflated prices to nj
troglycerine. Rastus being rewarded
with a necktie hvid beyond the gorge
BUSINESS of a poisoned peacock.
My new owners tripped merrily
across the street and gleefully bade
me goodbye as ne put three, big, black,
bitter cigars in his pocket. Next I
was taken into cool, marble lined
building which appeared to be "a con-
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1920-07-21

to a melancholia man who hasn't smil-
ed since July 1, 1919, receiving in ex-
change for my own good self a listless
liquid that looked like what it wasn't.
The melancholia exponent of lost art
soon tossed me into the hands of a
chocolate colored manlpulator of mops.
The insulting manner in which /
was being thrown around got me all
"het up" so much so that | burned
the palm of Rastus who hustled me in
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1920-07-21
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure catarrhal deafness.
and that is by a constitutional remedy.
Catarrhal Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition of the mucous lining OF
perfect hearing, and when 1t is entirely
closed, Deafness is the result Unless the
restored to its normal condition. hearing
will be destroyed forever. Many cases of
deafness are caused by catarrh, which Is
faces Halls catarrh Medicine acts thru
the blood on the mucous surfaces of the
system
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case oe Catarrhal 1IleaFne that cannot
be cured by Halls catarra Medicine. Cir
culars free. All Druggists, 75c
Z. J. CHENEY s. CO. Toledo. O.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1920-07-21

black tie, n a black hat. Is gwin
black all over. Den when dat's d
Is gwine buy me big piece Of bI
Grape and fasten it round my b
hat
Man. says Rastus, what you
mean by all dem black clo'es and
dat black Grape? What for you CIV
wear dat black crape?'
Niger says Jake, rs gwine W
dat black crepe to your funeral
Wendell d. Howie.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1920-07-21
CONFESSIONS OF AN
AMERICAN DOLLAR

Got bad start again this morning
"A stenographer with red lips redder
still kissed by lip stick on the sill
gave. me to taxicabber because she
got up to late to catch her street car
The taxicaDber fellow took me into
grngless grog shop and handed me
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1920-08-12

All prudent people insure their lives
but how very few who believe in life
insurance are governed by similar prin.
ciples in the management of their
healthi man who takes out q policy
In life insurance company is sub
jected TO certain conditions and re-
quirements. Can he expect less IN in
surfing his health? The first requisite
is to value health above all things
to seek health and keep after 1t. The
second is to learn the laws that gov
ern life and health. and the third is
to obey these laws. knowledge and
obedience are the premiums exacted
or forfeiture Of the insurance. If you
desire to insure good health. and you
are in the habit of sitting up late at
night, go to bed at a regular hour
This is an electric light civilization.
and it is all wrong. If you have been
in the habit of getting up late In the
morning. try the novelty of rising
early. and find out how easily the diff
ficult problem of the night before is
solved in the fresh, quiet hours. If
you have eaten three heavy meals
daily. reduce them. especially making
breakfast and the evening meal sim
pie, and be surprised with good dges-
ton, sounder and sweeter sleep, and
more amiable disposition. If you
have worked night and day, and wOr-
ried simultaneously, stop and consider
if ''the game is worth the candle" Ask
yourself If it will pay to spend your
life and strength in gaining that which
most easily takes to itself wings. while
you are every day growing more and
more nervous, irritable, and unhappy
under an unnecessary burden. To in
sure your health you must reduce life
to the simplest terms Show the spirit
of obedience to physical and mental
laws. Cultivate the love of right &C.
ton. Eat drink and dress simply.
Live out of doors as much as possible,
always resting and sleeping in the
open air whenever it is feasible. When
you are inclined to worry, turn to
brighter thoughts and endeavor to
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1920-08-12

throw off care Don't take your trou-
bles to bed with you-but as someone
advised. hang them on the chair with
your trousers or drop them in glass
of water with gour teeth
Keep NJ your physical strength. The
| strongest physically are less liable 10
nervous breakdown. To eat moderate
" at regular hours. to sleep sufficient
~. TO battle daily, to get enough active
exercise in the open air-if possible
in a form which will add interest TO
the mere exertion-these should be the
commandments of the physical law
Don't give way to your emotions.
Meet worries with common sense. Be
decisive; self-poised. self-controlled
Make philosophy your friend. and this
will lead you into that serenity which
is the chief factor in health insurance.
Follow these little guide posts on the
footpath to peace and health. and you
will learn that to live will be a delight;
to breathe. a pleasure; to think a lux
ury; to sleep. a rest. LEARN HOW
TO LIVE.
Natures price for health IS regular
itv. You cannot safely bottle up sleep
tonight for tomorrow nights use. or
force your stomach at one meal be-
cause you expect to eat sparingly at
the next, or become exhausted In work
ing day and night, expecting to make
it up later.
Worry, anxiety. jealousy. malice,
hatred. hot temper. selfshness, dis
honesty. perversion of moral integrity.
in short, every discordant or abnor-
NAL thought, emotion or expression,
tends to destroy that perfect equilibri- |
UNI of the faculties and functions
which Is called health.
No one thing contributes more to
health or success. than strong, vigor-
Gus will 1t is a perpetual health
tonic. physically and mentally. 1t
braces the system, enabling IL to en-
lure hardships, disappointments and
disease.
If your business confines you from
eight to six. there is still time left be- !
ore and afterward. Have that to your
self, and spend it in walking in the
fresh air, as far from town, or mar
'ow streets, as possible.
The care and preservation of health
S a moral duty and must be ranked
lmong the cardinal virtues-that is,
Imong the virtues which are the most
Important and essential to your well
icing.
1t is wonderful how much work a
nan can get through who works with
ystem and method and who has ac-
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1920-08-12

enthusiastically Of Chamberlain s Tab
let's" she says "that I procured a
bottle Of them at our drug store to
try. A few days treatment convinced
me that they were just Whist ] needed.
[ continued their use for several weeks
and they cured me. (Adv.)
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1920-08-12
EsTRAYED OR sTo, -.

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weight about 900, ace 4 U , nai.
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Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1920-08-12

Free Press for butterwrappers.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1920-08-12

Health, strength and longevity, de-
pend or immutable laws. There is no
chance about them.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1920-08-12

Do not expect TO have health for
nothing. Nothing worth anything car
be obtained without effort.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1920-08-12
Cured of Stomach ThOuble and COnsti


Rachel Cribley of Bever Dam, Ohio
was sick for two years with stomach
trouble and constipation, taking one
medicine after another with only tenn
porary relief. Ny neighbor spoke 50
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chamberlain's Cole Ana -
Relned,, Dlarrhns

This is unquestionsSI,.
M most rss, successful medicines is Of b.
bowel complaints. A few S' 5 IN Us +
cures an ordinary attack - aoses Of !
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Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1920-08-12

quired the invaluable habit of putting
odd moments to a good account.
Like ripe fruit drop
Into our Mothers lap, or be with ease
Gathered, not harshly plucked.
Idaho County free press. [volume] (Grangeville, Idaho Territory) 1886-current, 1920-08-12
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New Britain herald., 1920-08-19

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Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-09-05
hl,ttslaAa

a brilliant opening in the bur
lesque initiation entitled the Royal
Order of the Ancient Eggs, which
proved a scream, and elected nu-
merous compliments. The candi-
dates were Judge Mcclellan, past
chancellor; c. l.. Berndtson, dep
uty grand chancellor; l.. w. GALES
chancellor commander; l.. II.
Meredith, and the various tests
imposed upon them We're of course
OF a hair-raising nature. Upon the
conclusion of these ceremonies
Keno was the attraction, Mrs. II.
b. Martz won the women's prize
and ii. b. Martz that for the gem
tlemen; while Mrs. j.. II. Meredith
won the 3 consolation prize. Re-
freshments We're served by the
committee in charge and were
pronounced by the ladies TO he
delicious. Had the men served
as cooks as well as walters the
ladies might not have enjoyed the
menu as well as they did, Talks
We're made by several of the la
dies and gentlemen, Cal Berger
making the Keynote" speech, as
was to be expected where ladies
were present The affair proved
such success that members re-
port that ladies night is to be on
the regular program, and that
every fifth Monday in the month
is to be set aside for that purpose.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-09-05
MANY AFFAIRS FOR
MISS REBA CONNER.

The coming week is filled with
social functions inspired by the
approaching wedding of Miss Reba
Conner to Horace Keenan,, which
will take place on Wednesday
September Is at st. Johns Epis-
copal church, at IL O'Clock in the
morning. Already Miss Conner's
bridesmaids have arrived, Miss
Elva Star of Los Angeles, and
Miss Stella Mac Dowell of Holly
wood, Calf, and other members
of the wedding party are expected.
Mrs. Arthur Osterholm of Chicago,
a sister of the groom, will be ma
tron of honor, and Mr. Osterholm
will act as best man. II. M. Keen
an of Chicago, father of the
groom. is expected on the 18th.
Following the wedding cere-
mony breakfast will be held at
the Alvarado, and a wedding re-
ception win be held from to 6
in the afternoon at the home of
Mrs. w. G. Oestreich. On account
of the recent fire in the Conner
home a change of plans was ne
cessitated, and the invitations
which had to be changed We're
delayed. The wedding and recep-
tion were to have been held at
home. The invitations are being
issued tomorrow.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-09-05
A NEW DON.

| The Ten Dons have but one i'm.
perative law in their organization
and that is q vacancy must be
! filled by the unanimous vote OF
the other nine. Any Don may
| block the election of member by
offering a general or personal OBJ
| lection. For this reason the Ten
Dons maintain from year to year
Il most congenial membership.
The removal of DR.. James II.
Wroth to Jemez Springs created Il
vacancy. DR.. Wroth was a char
ter member Of the Dons and will
always be welcome visitor when
In the city.
A meeting was held on the last
day of August at the Office of A.
b. Mcmillan and the unanimous
vote was cast for William r. Wal
ton, former photographer, now
coal merchant of the city.
A committee, consisting of DR..
David X. Boyd and Prof. G. Il.
Hodgin was appointed to arrange a
program for the coming year.
Subjects of papers will be on vital
topics of large general interest.
The Dons have invited their ten
wives to a picnic dinner Thursday
evening, September o, on Sedino
hill through '1ijeras canyon. The
men are TO do all the camp cook
ing, spread the feast and wash
the dishes. The women are really
guests, with nothing to do but. TO \
talk, look at the scenery and dine
With the Dons. Mr.. and Mrs.
Walton will be initiated on this oc-
casion.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-09-05
PARTY VISIT
ACOMA FIESTA.

MIR. and Mrs w. r. Walton,
Miss Evangeline Perry and her
father Reuben Perry, motored to
Aodnla Thursday, where they wit
messed the annual fiesta. which
was exceptionally interestings this
year, they report. The dummy
iiprse,3 which is used only once
every five years or so, was out on
this occasion, ridden by a rider
dressed Ike. the early Spaniards.
No doubt this pantomimic addi-
tihh. to the primitive Indian rites
was fihaugurated shortly after the
Spanish occupation, when a horse
and rider was new thing -Four
clowns with turkey feather head
dresses such as are worn by the
indians of the northeast, and are
seen in no other pueblo, were the
"delIglrtmakers." The visiting party
returned on Friday. stopping at
Iaguna.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-09-05

in the housesa dance will be in
progress throughout the evening,
and outside there will be two side
shows, a fish pond. some clowns,
and probably a fortune teller. Ice
cream and cake and lemonade win
be sold outside, and it is hoped to
make enough from the carnival TO
complete the building for the new
canning machine, which will be
ready TO put up as soon as the
canning house is completed. Any
one who has ever eaten a bit Of
cake made by the celebrated Atris-
co cooks, or tasted their ice cream,
will be likely to go to the carnival
just to get another opportunity 10
eat such delicacies.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-09-05

Do not stiffen the body. Place
your arms, extended, straight out
behind your head. resting on the
floor. Stretch the hands and inter-
lock the thumbs. Rest easily, draw
a deep breath and hold it. Then
exhale. Continue 10 inhale and
exhale slowly. When you try float
ing in real water keep your head
SO that your mouth and nose are
out of water. If the rush of water
about the ears bothers you wear a
rubber bathing cap" ,.,
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-09-05
MRS. EARL KNIGHT
HOSTESS AT LUNCHEON.

Mrs. Earl Knight was hostess
Friday at a luncheon given in
honor of Miss Reba Conner. Places
were laid for sixteen, the color
scheme was yellow and white, and
1.-The affair was most attractive
one, favors and flowers carrying
Iout the bride-like motif most
Ieharmingly. After luncheon cards
were enjoyed. The guests were.
the Mesdames Tom Danahy, James
Davidson, b. f. Copp, Fred Petit,
Shamberger, II. o. Strong, r. L.
Francis, Sam Vann, Fred Gamer
on, Conner, Rummel and the Miss
es Conner, Elva Stark, Estelle
MacDowell and Arlene Keehler.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-09-05

ed with young people. The business
session was concluded with de-
lightful social hour, at the close
of which delicious refreshments
OF ice cream and cake We're
served. No end of enthusiasm was
awakened by suggestion made to
secure the pastor San automobile,
and a strong committee was ap-
pointed to consider the matter
The president OF the society is
George Bollman.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-09-05
Mrs. HOMER
SPITZMESSER HOSTESS.

. Thursday afternoon Mrs. Homer
iSpitzmesser entertained at her
home on New York avenue with a
combined tea and card party. Some
three tables of bridge were en-
tuyed and later in the afternoon a
number of guests arrived for tea.
Asters and ainnias were used in
the rooms, Mrs. James Skinner
won the first prize and Mrs. Fred
Cameron the cut prize. The
guests were the Mesdames T. K.
Scheck. Cameron, Wilze, Copp,
William Bryce, Davidson, Nye
,irtin, C. E. Bruce. C. s. Quickel,
ialfes Skinner, sydney Well, Wat
n.!on, II. X. Tompkins, Mulkey
Il. Mcdowell, Scranton, VIII
a, Mccoy. Abrams, PEARS, Aber
"a. Dooiittle, W. Il. Groves, Van
..,4ve and c. II. Spetzmesser.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-09-05
HERMAN MOHR
RETURNS WITH BRIDE.

Mr.. and Mrs. Herman Mohr re-
turned Tuesday morning from
California, and are at home for
the present at the Washington
apartments. Mr.. Mohr is "a we'll
known young attorney here, and
mrs. Mohr was Mrs. Florence w.
Malcolm, who attended the state
university for two winters, during
Whlch time she made many
friends. She and Mr.. Mohr were
married in Riverside, Calf, IN
July, but the marriage was not
learned of here until their return
this past week. Mr.. and Mrs.
Mohr will make their home in
Albuquerque.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-09-05

The editor requests that all
Items for this page be sub
piitted as early in the week
as possible. Accounts of social
affairs that take place during
the early part of the week
should be handed In as soon
thereafter as convenient, and
all notes should be in by Fri
day night Affairs given that
night or Saturday may be re-
ported in advance.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-09-05

lar monthly meeting and fifteen
mothers and ten babies were pres
ent. Four new members were add
ed to- the cradle roll, Baby Del
camp, Baby Rutledge. Baby Canour
and Baby Bryan, Plans were made
for the winter, when n course in
child psychology is to be taken up.
An election of officers will be held
at the next meeting. a social was
CONTINUED on Page Three0
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-09-05
THE WILEY SCHOOL
ENLARGED.

IYothers iwho have sent their
youngsters TO the Misses Willeys
school are rejoicing that the sixth
and seventh grades are to be taught
under their supervision this year
Mrs. Thomas of Chicago. who has
had an extended experience in this
sort Of teaching, Will have charge
of the higher 'srades, " hieh will be
taught in the Womar's club, just
across tho way from the Wiley
school. t