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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-10-19
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PANTAS NATURALES comprmidas,
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trabao Ordne los dias
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TRABAJO del de FLORSTAS,
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La Gale Tetuan.
eOnO 1885, San JUAN
Jardines construction, de Puera de TERRA.
POdemos presentar las muestras quien 10 sOicic
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-10-19
Ell H0CAR Y la BELLEIA
Edison eXpLGa como "a GRGtTGidad ssra el au-
Il. lHaT dc Ia lQjGT del pOTVGnif.

otros pequeiios trabajos en- la casa y
EN- el patio. Aplicada a muchos apa-
ratios mecanicos, sencillos y practices
que Sc encuentran va actualmente de
venta muchos otros que pronto 10
estaran, eliminara la tarea de mantle
ner la limpieZa que actualmente pesa
tantO a la mujer, pues no hay ira
bajo peor que el de -barrer. Ha ma
tado muchas mujeres Y solo Sc me-
cesita un lhomento de refexi6n para
eomprender las ventajas que les re-
sulta al suprimfrseles esa dura labor.
La electricidad no solamente lavara,
como ahora, la ropa que Sc pone dentro
de un lavador el6ctrico, sino que tam
bien la secara, la reunira y la plancha
ra sin necesidad del pequenO trabajo
manual que todavfa actualmente re-
quiere ell planchado con ayuda de la
corriente electrical. La electricidad
ha logrado va secar la ropa despues
del lavado, rapidamente y Con POGO
deterioro de la tela, en- cuartos que
Sc calientan rapidamente, y que Sc ven
lbres de polvo, del carbon y de los
ventarrones q. arrebataban la ropa de
nuestras abuelas en- la epoca Ell que
Sc colgaba fllera de la casa para Sc
carse. Estas lavanderas electricas
han sido reducidas va algo que Sc
aproXima muchO a la perfection abso
luta ell los grandes establecimientOs,
como lavanderfas comerciales, hOteles
Y casas lujossjs de deNaruamentos;
pero no transcurrira mucho tempo
sin que esten al alcance de las casas
modestas ell las ciudades en- los cam
pos.
La electricidad, al prOpOrcionar bonn
billas incandescentes que carecen de
mechas que necesitan recortarse ash
como de dep0sitos que hay que llenar
con petr6leo, ha eliminado un detalle
considerable de las modestas labores
dOm6sticas de antaiiO.
Como constantemente Sc estan desa-
rrollando m6todos econ6micos de pro-
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-10-19

ducci6n, especialmente por Ia partici-
pacion de "a potencia hidraulica, la
corriente el6ctrica Sc hace cada dfa mas
barata, al extreme de que actualmente
puede usarse, ann en- la cocina, como
un sistituto del carbon, del petr6leo o
del gas para cocinar. Una gran ven
taja que este da orfgen, estriba en- Ell
hecho de que no calienta la cocina y
de que, con un gasto nominal para CO.
,rriente adicional, pueden iltstalarse
yentiladores el6ctricos que conserven
la cocina absolutamente libre del hu-l
mo. La vida de muehas mujeres sc
acort6 en- los antiques tiempos Y Ia
vida de muchas mujeres Sc acorta ac-
tualmente, por su presencia durante
largas horas cada dfa en- una atm6s
fera excesiyamente calida sobre una
estufa de cocina. La aplicaci6n de
la electricidad al trabajo dom6stico
suprimira todos esos inconvenientes.
Eel cocinado electrical del porvenir,
mejorara en- muchos casos los alimen-
tos. Permitira la preparation de mu
chos manjares sobre la mesa del come
dor, reduciendo asf el trabajo de la
preparation del alimento al extreme de
que nadie Sc vera tentado prepa-
,.,, 10 ~, ,rrapdoe o,t;Slo doc, a ,1o rto flo
Ell sobrante para ell uso future, siste-
ma que da por resultado frecuente-
mente la deteriorizaci6n del mismo.
No sola1hente serdn las labOres de
coGina senGillas y econ6micaIs, sino
mas bien hechas, puesto que el calOr
electrico puede aplicarse localmente,
cosa que ningGn otrO calor es suscep-
tible de hacer. El asado, hecho en-,
medic de la electricidad resultard ser
un asado perfecto. Ninguna de sus
parties necesitara quedar eruda nj
tampoco quemada. Ell gran problema
de la mujer de casa Sc vera sOlucio-
nado y de hecho va 10 ha sido, pues
en- muchos cocinas Sc ha adoptado la
electricidad. a
Ell ,tfabajo de la mujer en- ell porve-
mir, equivaldrfa muy POGO mas que
la mera vigilancia, no sobre criadas
torpes, sino sObre aparatOs electricoS
simplificados este es 10 que me ha
hecho decir que la electricidad Gambia
ra a las mujeres de casa, de esclavos
en- ingenieroS.
La electricidad Sc ha abaratado con-
siderablemente, cada dfa tendrd que
serlo mas. 't-
Tn element0 ell ell costo es ell TEMPO
en- que Sc consume la corriente. ST.
no Sc usa Ell las horas en- q. sc ell
cuentra mas Ell demanda para el alum
brado como una fuerza mOtrizs pue-:
de obtenerse precios sumamente re-
ducidos. f't1anBfI
Ell probema de la acumulaci0h de
Id elecIrlCludu ueDe enLFdf ell 1fueS-
tros cdlculOs cuando tratamos de ha-
Ger predicciones en- cuanto a sl1 ftitiro
costO, este quiZas sea demasiado
complicado para tartarlO aquf; pero no
vacilo en- afirmar que dentrO de pOcos
ailoS se v0ndera la electricidad al
cincuenta pOr ciento,de su. cost0 saetual,
En- las ciudades en- que Sc pueda liacer
uso de la fuerza hidraulica para la
production de la electricidad asta es,
mucho mas barata continuafa la
baja de su precio hasta que sea- Ia
fuerza mas economical que haya CO.
nocidO el hOmbre.
Aun en- ell estado actual de cosas,
hay multitud de pequefios instrumentos
cuyo uso Sc hace mas general cada
dfa, tales como los cepillos para linn
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-10-19

ejerciten su fuerza mental sino que las
obligara a este ejercicio, asegurando
asf ell elias ell desarrollo cerebral de
que Sc han visto privadas Ell el pasado.
El pensamiento directo no es Ell la
aetualidad un attribute de las mujeres
Y en- este Sc encuentran siglos, edades
y aun 6pocas retrasatfas respecto del
.hombfe. Que este sea ciertO, no impli
tca falta zen ellas,,p solo una desgracia
y laidesgracia de la lraza. FL hombre
debe aceptar la respOnsabilidad que le
corresponds, porque debido su fuer
"a fisica superior. ha mantenido su
dominic sobre la mujer, retardando su
desarrollo. IIuralIte largo tempo la
'mujer fu6 prOpietlad del lrombre. Y en-
semejantes condolences era el prOgresO
imposille para }ella5;' ahOra empieZa a
ssurgir la independencia real de su
sexo Y ell porvenir que Sc lie presenta
es .marayillQso. En este porvenir CO.
ETfespeIide ma gran pafte al progreso
reaIizado en- la mecdnica electrica.
I RajQeestas nQevls inaaencias, ell &C.
rebro de liS iilljerttehdra que zanzibar
y -sefa suteptible @dd 1levar cabo 10
que nunca Sc hubiera esperado de 6l.
La mujer Sc desarrollara hasta ell
purHto de que es susceptible Y ese desa-
rrollo Sc traducird Ell una tTansfOr-
maci0n completa de la humandad.
TOMAS A. EDISON
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-10-19
MECANICO

Para una fdctoriG de dsdcar en-
Sahto Domingo, Repablica Domi.
nicand, sc necesitG NR meednicO
de muchG cgperienciG q bWena
conductG en- ell ctmplimientO dc
su deber. SW solicitMd acOmpdNG-
do de rcfcrcncids q aspirGciones,
diriiaIa a los Sres. HerndndeS G
DGUiIG, Santo Domingo, r. D@
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-10-19

piar ell pelo ell las peluquerfas. linn
piadores por ell principle del vacfO Y
otros mil mas que tienen como base el
uso del aire condensade ,por la elec-
tricidad Y que no ST hubiera genelali-
Zado 81 no resultaran ecOn6micOs.T ST
ira tara de hacer una lista de tOtlOs
los pequeIos usos que tiene actualmen-,
te la electrici6iad me faltarfa induda-i
blemente espaciO para hacerlO. La
misma abundancia de estOs aparat0s,
que permiten desempeilar trabajos sin
,requerir las fuerzas de los mtiscuIos
humanos, debe ser considerable como
un progreso real y positive.
Ii Disminuir la necesidadA de utiliZar
al hombre mismoo o la majer msma co.
mo ell motor que proporciona la fuerzit
para las tareas econ0micas de- sd vida
cotidiana es aumentar la pOtencialidad
de la fuerza cerebral de la Humanidad.
CuandQ todas n1estras energfas menta
les piteden consagfarse a tareas Iids
elevadas de que son capaces, habremOs
dadO el mayor. paso de adelanto en-
la sfistoria del 5mlihdo. Et cohsefyhri
asf nuestra energfa para Il logf0 de
.esta eventualidad es 10 que constitu-
We de la tendencia de nuestra 6poca.
Els aquf dOnde la electricidad de-
sempeiiara el mejor papel para el desa-
rrollo del sexo femenino. No sola-
mente permitira las mujeres que
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-10-19
BANOS DE COAMO

Hotel alberto todo el afio. Seryicio
esinerado. Trato esquisito. Bafos
ermo-sulfurosos. I'd. y su famiIia
pueden pasar una temporada agrada-
BILE, encontrando las comodidades qde
deseen. Precios conyenientes. No
divide que son los renombrados Ba-
nos de Coamo. Advt
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-10-19

. Renueve sus CUBIERTOS 81 Sc le
han puestO negros.
The Porto Rico EIectroplating
Co. Inc,
Luna A, Telef. 1891.
San Juan. p. r.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-28
To Shrink a Fleshy,
Flabby Wrinkled Face

The woman whose face has a bloated
appearance az times. as well as she " hose
should use the simple saxollte solution.
This is made by dissolvinE one ounce Of
powdered saUolite in one-haf pint Of
witch-hazel. Ingredients which any drug
gist can supply. Use as q wash lotion.
There IS nothing better TO reduce the face
10 a normal appearance The loose skin
shrinks. haEEiness and wrinkles are ironed
out Not only does the effect quickly
show in ones improved looks but there
Is also comfortable feeling OF flrmless
and Emugness.
This treatment IS far superior 70 mas
sage The latter as a matter OF fact. can
afford but temporary relief and its con-
tinuance tends 10 break down the muscu-
lar tissue and aggraTate the trouble
Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-28
A Good NeighbOr

Barbara Eaton was plainly upset
about something For it was most IN
usual FOR Barbara to scowl.
She had baked a cake 20 take over
TO the Randalls-the bride and groom
who had moved next door. And the
cake had been a failure!
There's no use" she thought hope
lessly, Il just can't bake. I've never
made a decent cake in my life" With
a smothered sigh she ran over TO the
next house.
I'm Mrs Eaton-your next-door
neighbor," she explained cheerfully 70
the sWeet-looking bride. Il just ran
help you In a few minutes they
were chatting away ike old friends. As
Barbara was leaving she said apollo
geucally, Mrs. Randall. / baked a
cake to bring over TO you-but il was
q failure / do get so discouraged
sometimes. for Alan loves homemade
cake"
Mrs. Randall interrupted. But do
you use RyZon2" she asked. and the
Ryzon Baking Book Wait a minute
Pm going 70 get mine for you" She
returned. thrustng a book and a can
OF Ryzon into Mrs Eatons hands.
Try these" she said, following ex-
actly the recipes particularly in re-
gard 10 level measurements. and yOu'u
never have any more trouble Let me
AAloN ADh 44A maze JUL
shes a darling" Barbara conhded
to Alan later in the evening as he
helped himself 10 his second piece Of
chocolate cake "And 70 think that /
could ever make such wonderful cake
as this-why. it seems too good TO be
true"
The new Ryzon Baking Book Corig-
inal price s1.00). containing $50 prac-
teal recipes. viii be mailed. postpaid,
upon receipt OF 80 cents in stamps OF
coin Or u you viii purchase two or
more pounds Of RyZon at once from
your grocer. sending US his name and
address promptly. we viii mail you a
Ryzon Baking Book free General
Chemical Co. Food Department. Is
Broad St. New York, n 7.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-28
East More ExcitabLe Than West Over Politics

women .still covered themselves above
the waistline."
We all know how much better we
feel after meal than before
A Baltimore man at the Democratic
convention here told this one:
The time was 1880 o'clock in the
morning and the place sons bed
room Said he. Mother, I need a
dime for pencils" ASK your daddy"
counseled the mater: Il have no
change" "AwriEht." son retorted,
III ask him after breakfast"
The father heard It and gave him a
quarter without asking.
Discernment in the young should be
encouraged Yes2
Chauncey Olcott says he was at
an amateur performance at which an
artist gave limitations OF several
popular actors, one OF whom happened
to be present
Afterward the ambitious amateur
sought an introduction to the star"
and asked hopefully:
Did you see my imitation OF your
7 did" said the great man prompt
II.
Then. sir" persisted the aspiring
youth, may ] ask you to give me your
opinion OF my art as shown in that
representation
"Weil. my boy" the great man said,
zone Of us is rotten"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-28

tive OF the Irish residents OF Balti-
more, who asserts.
america has always been the coun-
try of the free. offering political
ASYLUM To whom would come America
fought the civil war to free an en-
shaved black race. The Irish have
been a race Of slaves 10 the British.
ground down with taxes ana unjust
laws. The people OF the United
States. who themselves threw off the
British yoke. would not be the pat
riots they have always shown them
selves 10 be, II they sit idly by and
raise no protest at the enhancement
Of the Irish"
A congressman who read this ad-
dress. said. as he smiled
II the United states undertook 10
free every race that is in slavery,
even president Wilson wouldn't know
Just where 10 start first, and he is
generally supposed to have panacea
for all world lis
who They Won't support.
The Irish won't support Wilson be-
cause they say he pronounced for
self-determination Of all subject races
and then left ireland out OF II. "cring-
ing to the British" they say
They won't support the Republicans
they say. because a Republican house
and senate have so far refused TO
send American consuls to The Re
public Of Ireland"
President Wilson Is now ae-
caused by many politicians Of
ssBrftfxh baiting.o in order to win
back the friendship Of the Irish
which he lost when he did not
apply his s9self-deferminntionn
principle 10 the Celta.
It is said that secretary Of the
navy Daniels was permitted to make
public wilson's wartime criticism Of
p mHH# Hak In q
would partially restore him in the
good Eraces Of the irish.
Secretary Of state Colby has just
written a letter TO the senate foreign
relations committee stating that he
sees no diplomatic objection to pas
sage Of the measure naming American
consuls 10 the Republic OF ireland"
This is also taken as a Democratic
bid for the Irish vote as vel as an
attempt to put the Republicans Ia
pocket unless they report out and
pass the measure
Meantime. public officials all over
the United States Of irish extraction
and sympathy have feted and honored
DeValera and have been "cussed' by
those who are anti-Irish for making
spectacles" OF themselves
The "anti-Irish" sentiment is not
just anti-Irish- II is religious The
thing has cropped out in the sessions
OF the Presbyterian general assembly
in session at Philadelphia. where they
don't want their Presbyterian
brethren made subject TO the "Catho-
lie Irish Sim Feiners-" It has
cropped out in many other churches,
too. and is a big issue.
Voting Hard to Forecast.
Then there are many other issues
that are not national which will af-
feet politics hereabouts. so Il is ha-d
to tell how they are going to vote
this year. despite the way they have
always voted IN the past
This state has a lot Of radicals in
it-and the radicals for some reason
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-28

vention at san Francisco. there was
more talk about prohibition, De-
valera and "mistreatment Of Germans
in this country during the war" than
there was Of party politics mean
the delegates themselves. talking IN
groups. discussed these things more
han they did the league Of nations
OF the tariff or military training or
the big things that viii come before
the convention
Aside from prohibition the biggest
thing before the people IN this part
of the country Is the irish question.
The Irish talk about II and those who
are not Irish talk about IT, Even the
Germans talk about II a lot. sympa-
thetically. too. for the Germans in the
United States who sympathtze with
the kaiser, and there are a lot OF
them. it is developing now. have a
secret love for the Sim Feiners who
refused TO fight for England. and
they express it.
The English Side OF II.
Youu hear a lot Of other people
those who are not Irish and resent
the prominence the Irish have re-
ceived politically. whether Justly or
not-saying that the United States
should have arrested DeValera and
sent him back home They criticise
severely the semi-official recognition
he received here
~ a AANAaA Gun lAAEEaAA-lna 2 AAAaAA "a
man who was for 20 years cor
respondent Of a New York paper in
Berlin and London, say This Irish
question is one for England 70 settle
and the people OF America should
keen hands off. It is no more our
business to take a hand in the inter
nal affairs Of England than Il Is for
England TO tell US how TO settle our
negro question" And the 200 men
present. business men. all Of them,
applauded him heartily
He read out what Horatio BOttOmly
recently printed in London on this
question and said: Gentlemen, We
are widening the breach between
America and Britain when We should
be cementinE the gap. England IS
our nearest relation and is our one de-
pendable friend
The world Masters.
The English do not show their al
fections: they do not wear their
hearts On their sleeves. but England
and America are today the world
powers that can and should control
the world The Anglo-Saxon is by
right the world master.
BY this. 7 do not mean that the
Irishman does not belong with us,
but he belongs as an Englishman IN
til he and his English brother settle
their differences. England Is slow TO
see and slow TO act, but Il is going
to give Ireland Justice. In the mean
time. let US not offend England by
taking sides" The Bottomly article
which he read, said:
II wonder what would be said in
America II some ardent royalist In
England inaugurated q campaign Tor
The abolition Of the American republic
and for placing a pretender on
throne at Washington. or started
national subscription for the purpose
OF financing the Philippines to throw
OFF the American yolfe2"
America and Freedom.
This Is answered BY 9 representa-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-28

All FL Paso banks. members OF the
FL PasO Clearing House association,
in observance Of Decoration Day,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-28

EI Paso seed Co.'S Field Seed are
tested seeds 523 East san Antonio
St-Adr
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-28

Jay z. House. who conducts a
column in the Philadelphia Public
Ledger. is evidently press agenting
for San Francisco. He says the
fact that the nomination for
president win be made in Washing
ton" meaning that president Wilson
VIII dictate the man, makes the coast
ZIP no less attractive. san Francisco
Is always a revelation to the infre-
quent visitor. San Francisco women
we're wearing girdles when New York
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-28
Sn1ockS

As the warm weather comes on the
popularity Of the cool, attractive
smock increases. We have them in
all the latest, loveliest models in
slin-orers. front and side closing.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-28

Wash SKIRTS-Wen made
skirts Of gaberdine, poplin and
pique- Trimmed with buttons
and pockets. 90 nE
Special at ..-.....0OsS0
Basement.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-28

salvation Army campaigns 20 raise
funds for the years work OF the army
are in progress in all the large cities
New YOrk's campaign is on this
week. Miss Eda Ann Luke, whom FL
Pasoens saw this season In ''Parlor,
Bedroom and Bath" Is presiding over
a booth at the Commodore hotel
Women and girls in all the cities
are collecting funds at booths. in
tambourines, small barrels and IN
larger barrels setting in banks and
hotel Hobbies and on street corners
The women all wear the typical SAL
walton army head dress. but made Of
paper instead OF cloth, and when II
rains-and It rains oftener I'D here
than in FL Paso-there is always a
scurrying for cover.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-28

PETITE COATS - Made Of
good quality medium and dark
percale with Il inch flounee.
Special o.
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Basement.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-28

The price Of a marriage license
has been raised in Washington
from 81 to 81 and they say that
with the high cost of living they
now have the high cost OF loving.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-28

MILDLY BLOUSES-Gener-
ously cut, well made MILDLY
blouses, Of good quality jeans
cloth, sizes up to CT or
81. Special at .... y L go
Basement
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-09
Other Editors Than Ours
VI. G. L.. PSYCHOLOGY.
dearborn independently

Despite the heroic efforts of federal state and
local organizations bring down the high OF
living. It remains about where It was before-high-
er than GhderOy's kite. Whatever may be able
to accomplish in other directions, in this line
we are apparently helpless. II there has been a
cline II has been little as TO give us but small
hope for the future. II may be that when the
called paramount issues OF the political campaign
have been settled We may apply ourselves more sue
Cessfully 10 this task.
The while we are waiting however. we need not
be altogether without consolation. For the
high cost OF living has It's bright side although TO
be II is a very bright one, and has to be
looked from the right angle TO be seen at all.
In zeal TO corroborate the assertion that the
cost of living is high--as though Il needed any
roboration-we are likely to take the SIS pair of
shoes i'm the show window as proof We
bought this pair for $4.4S. This should prove that
the of living is high. And doubt II does.
But the SIS pair Of shoes is only a part of the
story. As a matter of nearly many people
able TO wear the more expensive shoes
able years ago 10 the kline that s4.4S.
IL is doubtful when the facts all adduced, II
could prove the Vast majority OF people are
worse Off today than they years ago To the
casual observer il must be apparent that sales have
not fallen of TO any extent. You still have
wait till June July for delivery the automo-
bile you order today.
We likely forget in the excitement OF our
hunt for the proteer that the general and in many
cases very substantial increase in income has put
many within the reach Of things which in the
days Of the low of living we were quite content
put aside beyond means. The pinch really
isn't i'm the shoes; It's in the fact that have sud
denly found things within reach which were
not there before.
We must not grow cool in our zeal To abolis'.
profteering. Arr yet must remember thal "a.
good share %. lur discontinue is psychological For
al those who sre ready spend some effort in buy
ing cautious s. down their wants 10 a fairly
decent margin To Guy for use rather than for show
the times are not SO bad The dollar that goes out
may bc worth thar i've years ago: stiII
it is not to be denied that more dollars come in.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-09
RUSSTA'S MYSTERY.

The story that former Car Nicholas Of Russia
and his family not executed by the bOlshe
visits is again revived. A member of the French
chamber OF deputies who has just returned from
mission the Muscovites says that he heard moth
ing TO subsan;iate :he report of the death OF the
imperial family but that, the other hand, he
found the prevailing opinion among prominent
Russians that Nicholas, his wife and children arc
only being kept in secluson until the time is op
perfume for them TO emerge"
While nothing less chan the temperance In pub
lie of the former will convince the world that
he is alive remains that the story Of his
cution has been denied from the first. Although
the stories of his death have been DEFINITE
than those the demise Of Villa Of Mexico. the
numerosty with which Pancho has 10 life
may lend color the story that the is alive.
However. Nicholas might well be dead if he
has any ambition to remount the throne. The spirit
OF democracy is growing instead Of recedng. He
is-or was--both weak and too reactonary II
ne is alive, he had better reconcile himself to
humble retirement.