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# military supplies which could be
be Wonderful We

OF military supplies which could be
Obtained from that quarter"
Tho premier concluded: Il think
in view OF the critical state of affairs
would rather not make any further
statement this afternoon but, should
unfortunately our suspicious be con
IT may be necessary to take"
firmcd, l shall make a full statcmc~.
TO the house Monday as to such fur
Their naval or military action which
it may be necessary to take.
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A REVELATION |

THE Boo * OF SEVEN SEALS Young, who In the
year 1870 laid her bed wenyfou
commanded by
book This book tells about the
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e TO bury the dead aud this already in the
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LLOYD GEORGE EXPLAINS.

London, Ang. ga statement on
the Russo-polish situation, made i'll
the house of commons today by Pre-
nicr Lloyd George, showed that the
rcpoIt that Great Britain had sent
an ultimatum to the soviet govern
mcnt in Moscow was unfoundcd. Inc
statement showed also that the real
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ish government is still pressing the
soviet government To conclude an
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and agree to negotiate for peace at
shc conference already proposed by
a., allies to be held in London.
Mr.. Lloyd George was closely
pressed by qucstioners, with Il view
to obtaining assurance that Great
Britain will not become involdcd in
war with Russia without the consent
OF parliament, but he could be drawn
nu further, than to promise full
statement Of the situation Monday.
ii. added the hope that it would not
he necessary to act but said that the
government certainly would take &C
ticn If this were found to be necos
sary.
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VlitG1NlA-In Hastings Court Part
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WILLIAM GREEN Plaintiff
VS.. I'm Chancery)
BElVrANIAL GREE ..Dcfendont.
The object of this suit is to obtain
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mony on the grounds of wilful de.
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rA\\or Make TROOPS OBEY,
MOSCOW TNhIhIS BfiIAtN'
AID FOR POLES
L,oyd George Ready. but Hopes Tor
London Conference.

ADVANCE lMpERlLS PAIL
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HALiARD THAT CAUSED RliSO
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first race with Shamrock " One
Of the sailors took a piece Of the
halyard OF Dorothy to have the sup
posed wicked charm dispelled
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English Premier Stands by His Orig
inal Plan-Secs Advantage to nus
STA in General Understanding
With the Western Powers. Arthur
Henderson Asks Laboritics to Dem
onstratc Against Poland-BelieVed
ed British Action Will BE Merely
Economic.
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PLAN FOR TROOPS DENIED.

Meantime news had reached London
to the effect that Polands armistice
delegation had started for Minsk to
meet the soviet representatives and
It may be assumed that the Poles now
have the necessary powers TO discuss
tho principles Of peace, which the
bclsheviki demanded they should
have.
An official statement issued tonight
declares there is no truth in the re
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being sent TO Poland and that the
war Office would be able TO send four
divisions Of troops there in the next
few weeks.
Arthur Henderson, the leader Of
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organizing demonstrations against in
terventiOnS in Itussic or supplying
nm or mention to Poland the circular
favors the immediate raising OF the
blockade against Russia and resuup-
ton Of trade relations.
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London. Friday. Aug. G.-The Rus
sian sovicts reply to Great Britains
call for halt of the bolshevik aa
vance in Poland IS II refusal, accord
ing to the London Times. The news
pancr says the ground taken IS thal
the armies would not obey an oruer
to halt and will only he content
when they reach Warsaw which mas
been promised TO them for loot.
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MAY LIMIT ACTION.

In view of the intense hostility Of
the TABOR party to military aid for
Poland, it is believed the govern
mcnf will limit any ncedful action
&c economic pressure on Russia.
Neither Leo KamcncT, president of
the Moscow soviet, nor Lconid Kras-
sin, the holshevik minister OF trade
and commerce, saw Premier Lloyd
George today. M. Krassin informed
the government that there was no
truth in the published reports that
a secret agreement had reached be-
tween Russia and Germany
Leo kamencff is reported to have
sent Il message to his government ask
1hg that Russia accept Immediately
the original British proposals for an
arm:stice with Poland.
NJ. Kameneff, it is said, sent his
message after he and Lconid Krassin
had had very plain talk with Pre-
mier Lloyd George and Andrew Bon
ar Law. government leader in the
house Of commons, last night.
Among British officials and dip;.,.
mats Of other nations here undis.
S"l"cu dHAlcty IS fclt over the Russo
Polish situation. One high official
said:
The situation is as grave as that
in August, 1914
In his statement in the house of
commons today Premier Lloyd
George said he and Mr.. Bonar Law
made il clear to Mr. Krassin ana
Kamcneff that the immediate conclu
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was the only course which would &c
move suspicion that the soviet GOV
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declaration that it intended TO re
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Premier Lloyd George added thai
he and Mr.. Bonar Law also made Il
clear that in view Of the fact that
etbnographical Poland had been i,
Vaded eve would take effective stem,
to remove obstacles in the way .,
transmission to Poland from Danzis
The Washington herald., 1920-09-13

ANNOUNCEMENTS.
Lost and Found.
LoST-POCKETBOoK CONT MING
certificate National Leather Co." with
owners name. Reward 17i6 Mass. ave.
NV. Phone Franklin $40. sel2-3t
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suburbnn-For Sale
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1 OLLYERs CQMn1ENxSsS
" on the M2NLNf
SpQRTof KINGS 2

Abadane. -.
The grand old army corps from Old Kaintuci,
including generals, eolonels, few majors and one
or two captains but. nary private, is prepared
to drop a barrage the. "oralers" at Belmont
today and thereby grab enough 'mazuma to defray
the expenses of the "trip back home. They have
plans all prepared 10 slip Abadane over as the
grape gatherer Should be a fair price and really
looks like sure winner. -Pickwick is very fit and
will be knocking at the door. TQmmie McTaggart's
last humdfnger.- All this happens in the third
race. In the days opener fancy the chances of
Idle Dell. Ran a good race the other day and Will
improve over that effort. Dough Girl will be right
there all the way Rupica and Surf have the tim-
Der topping purse between them.
II Sam Hildreth hoists the anchor then Cirrus
According to Old Man Brownie the of checkers,
Is at his best and ready to a winning effort.
The Washington herald., 1920-09-13
DUFFERlN PARK ENTRIES

First Race - Three -year-oId>. claim ne
purse 500: = furlongs. 'Picker and StesIer.
1O6. Verdiloon. Ill. Smile III. Timber.
lard. 1l2: Acou"hla I'd III: White Haven.
III: Necessity. III: Propaganda l2O
Second Race - Three-year-old and up:
claiming purse S70O: about = furluug,.
MAY Maushv, l09 Rrookcre>s III; DR..
Iah. Ill. Mabel Trask. III. Annie Edgar.
ia: Dot H. III: Hattie Mccarthy. III.
JuanIta 81. III
Third Race Three -year-olds and mp.
,iaI.riEC. purse 500. about = IurIDngs
AnnaheIe. 1oG Sriro Bush 106: Janice IT,
gan. 100: Plain Bill. Il2. SPOKANE Queen
III. Presumption ia: Nobieman. III; suIIy
Night. III.
Fourth Race - Three -year-0ld> claiming
purse SEQ; furlongs 'Sir Oliver IuG
Plantarede. III: Homan. Ill: Rronrho BIN.
III. Comacho, ia: Railbird. IA: FL MahdI.
ia. Safranor. III.
Fifth Race-Four- year-oIds and m; claim
irg. purs" 500. furlonEs 'Guar,Isman.
l"i: John J. Nca>ey. Io5: Trentlno I0I;
Early Sight IOI. Courtlv Lass 1OI: Gala
way. l09: Glider 100: Deckhand lI@.
Sixth Racc-F0ur- Ncar-Olds and VI: claim
ing purse 500. : furlongs Jack h ia:
'JIrk Lu'as. l07: Assumption. Il5: King
ling I'd. los. PaS dc Chance. IL: Ouwa.
lno: Statim. lOG. Little Pete. 100.
Seventh Race - Three-yrar old, and ur.
claiming parse $TOO; / l.I6 miles George
Washington. 100: MarCarr. llO: AIm.ao.
ll5, L"helH 1l5: Cnnrhu, ll5. Ra,n"ua.
lII. los" Do Wales lis.
Apprentice allowance claimed
The Washington herald., 1920-09-13
BLUE BONNET ENTRIES

First Race-Two-year-old maidPns; fur
longs willowbrook. 1O7: Eugenia X. lO7;
Dora, lO7: Rosa Atkins. 107; Cockatrice,
l0T; Canteen Girl. l0T; Barber 100; Mar
iorie Mignon. l0T BlarnPy Boy. 1O3 Oak
tina II. IOT. Landless, 100; Eva Song, 100;
North Shore. lO1
Second Race - Three year -olds and up;
Lillian q. 81; The Decision, l06 Disrord.
10: Dplancy. l05. Resist lOI; Oriental
Park. 1906: King Worth 100; Peasant. 100;
'Capers %. Pulaski. o..
Third Raco-Three year r-olds and MP; foaIed
in Canada. rluiming l mile. Red Post.
rs. Galley Head. lOf; Gold Galore lol;
Corn Broom. 9S; Antiphyn. l04; Woohhine.
lO4; Mouettc. 90; Flame. lol, Far and
Warmer lOl.
Fourth Race--Hochalga Handicap: year
od> furungs. key T. II0. Aiom. lO5:
Heath Bell luI: Vic. 10; Seven Seas. 1903
Fair Lassie. 1O4 Weight on Heath Bell in
dudes = pounds and penalty.
Fifth Race-Ste"plechase i-year-oids and
up: about miles. Ray o Light. li6
Kim o. l4G: AlKardi. l51. tSuperba, 49,; ;
told Bill Bender l3j: Kate Glenn. IA
+Glen liver stable entry.
Sixth Race-Ihrre- year -OdS and up. claim
ing l mile. Hondo lO5. 'wood Thrush
1903: Pierrot. lO5: Miss Orb IO5, prunes
96: Sylyano. 90, Blazonry. IO7
Seventh Race - -Four ycar-olds and mp.
claiming. l mile and l furlong. All Amiss.
lO4; Broom Peddler. lOl. Cork. Iu5;
Thanksgiving. 81; Salvatelle 05. 'Sans
Peur I'd, "a: Little Nearer. 1903.
'Ftve pounds apprentice allowance claimed
The Washington herald., 1920-09-13

J. T. JER&AS. CITY AND COUNTRY
propertr 1926 Bond Building. l4tb and
New York ave Main 1854. ;u29-s3t
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SISLER NOW is
BATTING .4O4
St. Louis Star Continues His
Dizzy Pace-Ruth Nears
Run Record.
By GEORGE L. MoRELAND.

George SisIer is still going at a
dizzy pace. with a batting average
Of over 400. He is the leader in
hits with PA. and his percentage
on hits is .404. He is second to
Ruth in both runs and homers with
Ill OF the former and II fouT-bag
gers.
Ruth will no doubt pass the rec
ord OF Cobb in runs by this time
next week. as he is close to Ty's
mark now.
In stolen bases Rice is well past
the half-century mark. while the
Nationals. as Il team, have stolen
40 bases.
Sisler and Speaker, besides having
a beautiful race for leadership in
batting. are also going hammer and
tongs in doubles. with the Cleve-
land leader leading by one two-bag-
ger
St. Louis is still keeping up its
wonderful team batting, and is the
leader in this department.
New York. with its many run
Eetters. is leading in this respect
The batting and other averages up
TO Saturdays games follow:
The Washington herald., 1920-09-13
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Nuff sed. Audacious will likely be.
heavily played at the track and
is the one they all have to beat
Ponty Prldd only has to run back
to that last winning effort in order
to cop the fifth, with Marianne a
supposed good thing in the last.
The Ross entry in the fourth at
the "Graw" is supposed to be a
set-up. The wise money will be
riding. Gath is sleeper. May
come to life and run one of those
good races. The Clopton entry
should make a runaway affair Of
the first.
Sunny Hill is sent along by the
clockers at Havre de Grace as
their three-star special. The boys
make few mistakes and they seem
awfully confident about this bird.
lemons Bon should cop the seventh
without much trouble Nuff sed.
One Best Bet of the Dny-Aba-
dane.
best tnke-a-chnnce bet - Ross
Entry.
Rest pnrIny-IdIe Dell. Cirrus,
Marianne II place.
BELMONT SELECTIONS.
First Race - Idle Dell. Conine.
Dough Girl.
second Raec-Bupirn. Surf, InfdcI
Third Rnce-Abndane, PIckwick,
Tom McTnggart.
Fourth Rnce-Cirrus, Audncious,
Best Pal.
Fifth Rnce-POnty PrIdd. YunE
Ching, Capt. AlcOck.
sixth Rnce-MurInnne, Cauboon,
Sea Sinner.
Best Bet-Abadnne.
HANRE DE GRACE sELESTIONs
First Race-CIOptOn Entry, Love
Tap, Due de MOrny.
second Rnce-kinE simon, DOrcrls,
NIGiIHnte.
Third Ruce-He VIII, Beauty
Sleep, The MnSquerndPr.
Fourth Race-ROss Entry, Cath,
ManOeuN
Fifth Race-SUnny Hill. Franklin,
Glenwell.
The Washington herald., 1920-09-13
COLLYERS DAILY RACING COMMENT AND SELECTIONS
Havre de Grace Selections.
BY HIGHWAY.

One Best-DAMROSCH
First-S. a. Clopton Entry, w.
NJ. Jeqords Entry. Toreador.
Second - Vigilsnte, Dorcris,
King Simon.
Third-Phantom Fair, Sayona,
Kirah.
Fourth-Damrosch, Siren Maid,
Gath.
Fifth--Franklin, Diadi. Yap-
hank.
SiXth-Le Dinosaure, Capital
City, Tom Brooks.
Seventh-Tenons Bonn Betsy,
Padua.
The Washington herald., 1920-09-13

VIII DO inc rest According Browne the OF cI
the Hldreth his ready to winning
The Washington herald., 1920-09-13

sixth Race--Flker. Capital City,
( Tom Brooks.
Seventh Rnce--Tenons Bon, James,
Brink.
Best Bet-Ross Entry.
MONTREAL SELECTIONS.
First Race-Onkling, Bertha s.,
Dora.
Second Race-The Decision, Amer
lean Eagle, King worth.
Third Race-Flnme, Fair and
Warmer, Gold Galore.
Fourth Race-Ikey T., Heath Belle.
Fair Lassie.
Fifth Race-Glen liver Entry, Al
gardi. Jim o.
sixth Race BlaEonry, Prunes,
SylsanO.
seventh Race-rhinksgiving Sans
Peur, All Amiss.
Best Bet-Thc Decision.
The Washington herald., 1920-09-13
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Ripping Rhymes
THE PELICAN

Some pelicans around me sail, as
1 wind up my Tyre. that 1 may earn
a slice of kale, to buy a rubber tire.
The pelican is most absurd, 1t has
no warbling skill; it is a bonehead
sort of bird that largely runs to bill.
1t catches fish before my door, by
every artful means, instead of going
to the store and buying canned sar-
dimes. 1t hangs around in my front
yard, close by its feeding place, and
doubtless thinks an old fat bard
should sing its charms n grace.
I've witnessed many tinhorn fowls
in my long, sad career; I've gazed
on buzzards, crows and Owls, In
countries far and near; I've looked
on roosters large and small, on
mudhens and such things: the peli-
can o~utclasses all, for homeliness,
by jings. And yet it thinks it's
pretty fine, as graceful as a bride;
ii stands before this hut of mine,
and seems to point with pride.
Along the beach, and to and fro, 1
watch its vain parades; as silly as
an ancient beau who ogles blooming
maids. It thinks it is a shining star,
pure radiance to spill; but, like the
chaps who fix my car, it mostly runs
to bill.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-08-05

Never ask a fat woman her weight.
The Recording Angel has enough lies
to keep track of rs it is.
h H. c. of L. wasn't such a
much in the old days when a man
wasn't ashamed to wear a paper
collar.
If the knockers do not like the
way the girls dress. there is no law
preventing the aforesaid knockers
from wearing smoked glasses on
sunny days.
They can prevent a girl from wear
ing a one-piece bathing suit at a
bathing beach. But they can't pre-
vent her from wearing a one-piece,
skin-tight dress on the street.
Every man admires the homely,
sensible girl. But he wants to MARI
n of the silly, pretty kind.
What has become of the O. f. man
who covered his derby with Grape
when a relative died?
A man in love shows it but doesn't
know it. A girl in love knows it but
doesn't show it.
A married man is often an animal
who begins to feel at home
until he gets out of the house.
Memory is something that enables
a man to remember the $40 you owe
him and enables him to forget the
$40 he owes o
When they are first married he
tries to compel her to take all of his
pay so she will have some spending
money. But later on he tries to hold
out on her so he will have a little
spending money.
The chauffeur who tries to drive
his car when he is full of moonshine
should be sentenced to be shaved by
a barber who is full of raisin Jack.
A dressmaker a make a skinny
girl look like a Corn Fed. But she
can't make a Corn Fed look ksinny.
Many a man would be better off if
his house was as well painted as his
wife is.
Don't waste your time envyins
other men. Keep hustling and you'll
soon have other men envying you.
We can't understand how a girl
will wear her waist open halfway
down in front and then expect you
to admire her eyes.
The bird who tells you that clothes
don't make the man is the first to
laugh at you If your pants are shiny
on the seat.
Even a selfish man can be mighty
generous when it comes to sharing
his troubles with you.
A man may have better clothes
than the ones he is wearing dowr
town. But it is different with a wo-
man.
Our idea Of an odd man is one who
won't try to get even.
Anyway, the Mother who has foul
small boys in her family doesn't
have to spend any money for Antique
Furniture