The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-09-20
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Hey. listen. willyaT
"oh By Jingo." Hold Me- Just
Like a Rose" and n that isn't
enough 20 convince you tina, the
song makers are the guys who are
responsible for tho present light
headednsss Of thr terra firfna--
sing on:
You Ought 20 See Her Now"
You'd he Surprisrd." "oh.
Peggy" Take Me to the Land OF
Jazz" when You're Alone
II, Tickle. sic so.- II Wan, TO
croak, III Say I Do For Nobody
Loves Me- your Eyes Have Told
Nc So"
II Like. I Like. Like
THAT Naughty waltz"
Hastily cast your eyes over the
above
Do you, by any chance. spot a
song which might lead you To dis
cover America. invent tho tsirphon~.
or work as long an ton seconds after
the whistle biows7
And ye. on the othsr hand. ~
you 70 neatly and tersely put H.
What man.mnde law has ever
coaxed the human animal 70
higher planet
fThs referee decides II Doesn't
make any difference who writes lawn
or songs. but that II makes whale
os a big difference II you can write
your name on the dotted limo Of
check and have IL get past the pay
Ing tsIicrJ
Writes our Asiatic correspondent.
now doing Korea:
The social status OF = Korean
gentleman Ia not made 10 eviden,
by his attire rs by the fact that he
carries nothing"
Real gents over thar trot along
empty handed. This shows the world
they have servants 10 do the work.
II Korean guy hasn't servant TO
tote his cane and other Luggage he
lets one Of his wives do the hauling.
Never. no. never. could you accuse
Korean OF being n gentleman n
you ever caught him carrying some
thing. He wouldn't carry the baby
out Of his burning house,
50 as you meander along tho Ko-
rcan highways you can spo. the up
per strata very readily. Don't have
10 ask Bradstrce,. or Dun. or the
banker. IL he In empty-ha he's
a gentleman OF A No. I caste. IL
he's carrying a ton Of bricks on his
back. or n cane in his hand he's a
member OF the lower classes.
Squire Ahner Harrington. after
reading what has gone before. rises
10 observe that Koreans have moth.
ing on us.
by which he means 20 imply that
you can classify an American as
easily.
III you meet n fellow carrying n
flock OF bundles that look like dry
goods" says the squire. you know
he's n henpecked married man.
IF he has a load OF groceries you
know he has n family bigger than
his income.
IF he's carrying n bunch Of ac-
ccssories you know he Is one Of the
autoowning class.
III he's carrying flowers you know
he's going to see his best girl. but IL
he has one-pound box OF candy
you know he was at poker party
the night before and needs must
square matters with his better u. .
III he's carrying n baby you know
the missus is a member OF bridge
club or a sewing circle.
III he's carrying an armful of
plumbers tools you know there's a
kitchen sink somewhere. the owner
err In coming sometime this week, or
next spring.
III he isn't carrying anything at
all you know he's n lucky cuss, and
Is either a captain OF industry or a
hobo"
The number of drinking glasses
broken In the great American home
may he the reason for calling them
tumblcrs.
The house shortage threatens to
put the kibosh on the old kidding ex.
preston. were you brought up In
barnT'
And in these days man must
wait until he dies before he can get
his bier.
A frowning office seeker win oft.
times grasp at a straw--votc.
Everything that Is. worth while I'm
your habits liz always placed under
the head Of inheritance by your
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