The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-04-04
Great Reconciler" Out
lines Cure for "Di-
vorcitis.'
LEAVE OFF NAGGlNG
Tongue-Lashing Causes Much
Domestic Unhappiness--
Kiss Is a Sure Panacea.
~. THOMAS +. GRAHAM

Tbis disease, I'm the treatment OF
,.tIcb have specialized to "A greater
w. loss degree during the past 10
,.,,rs may easily become epidemic
si,pcks the minds Of married
toils i'm a hundred different ways
,rt each particular route leads to a.
krorrtroom, leaving "A wrecked nome
behind No.
THAT is the almost inVariable re-
sl,f unless the specialist IN 'diNor-
c'tis"-usualy the superior court
o,dros TO whom the afflicted wife or
husband tells the stoFy--uses the
nalliatiyes OF common sense ana the
mix OF human kindness.
The divorce plague Is compara-
lively modern.
Inst now America seems to he "A
nartlcularly fertile ground for It, to
our tremendous national dctriment.'
with the growth of Americas
sense Of Justice, unfortunately show
ing itself by making divorces easier
and easier, thousands OF husbands
and wives are rushing into ty
courts with fancied or magnified
grieyarccs and demanding free
dom which only spells misery for
themselves and all OF US IN the END.
Meeting this situation taxes the
ingenuity and patience of those haV-
ing authority TO unite marital knots.
but who would far rather discover
lust why the knots are slipping and
apply some remedies.
o Kisses-not those fluffy confec-
,ions YOU buy at the bakery. but the
soul.exhiliratlng touch of lips-are
the natural enemies of "divorcitis.'
VH gnRRfNn1 la
quantities and with "A degree of reg
ularly based only upon ones hours
Of work and play, kisses viii usu-
ally yanquish whatever divorce
germs may be prowling through
the system Of "A husband and wife,
and re-ostablish state OF marital
health
For instance: You and your mate
may have quarreled over some COM
paratively trivial matter the night
before You have argued yourself
OFF to sleep and, in the mind of one
or the other OF you, the maggot of
"divoroitis" has begun to propagate.
You awake in the morning slight
ly ashamed of yourselves for row
ing" but too proud or stubborn to
admit il. Breakfast is "A slun af-
fair.
Apply the Remedy
Now! Just before leaving for
work, what If you slipped over to
where your wife was wearily rid
ding the table, or your husband ST.
lently clambering into his coat and
relieved the strain with a kiss?
Not just a perfunctory peck, you
unders,and-but a real, honest-to-
gracious kiss, preferably accom-
panying It with your arm around
her waist on his shoulder.
Pouff The life of that nasty little
divorce-bug which will surely cause
you untold suffering and misery II
he is allowed to endure will be eX'
tnguished in a flash.
Explanations apologies and com
plete understandings will follow
Husband, finally, will go down the
IA street whisting on his way TO work
NNnd wife, with "A new JOY and new
3iesolNo in her heart, viii whisk the
y dishes into the kitchen TO the lit oi
song.
No convalescenco IS more rapit
nor ecstatic than that following
such cleansing of the soul
! once wrote "A little Jingle singing
me praises Of that morning kiss
which was printed somewhat widely
throughout the United States. | re
eeived many letters thanking me fo
lne suggestion. | also received I
iew which pooh-poohed the idea. "a
Married Woman Who Knows sen
me the following query:
when Henry comes homo at hal
past 10
=, 'henry, my darling hubby,
smelling Of garlic and cloves agail
my, but his beard is stubby!"O
ana says he was out to see a sick
FRIEND, who would surely mis-
him;
mat stall is as old as arithmetic
"hat should do, Judge-kis
"hen Henry comes home at hal
"A past
! ,Henry my darling hubby
i'er spending the night with card
and brow"
NJ Down at his coy chubby
"heh he trips with a thump owe
seven chairs
,rssNeNer been known TO miss 'em
"ha' should l do when he gets UP
stairs?
I,a,h rah on his neck and kiss him?
II ADMIT that Is somewhat Of
y1iahp Osculations, possibl!
OI,I,S NOT be IN order that nigh
,eNy getting the "old man" I
u ana applying a few cold cloth
ms aching brow would probabl
o nHch more efficacious, althoug
,b,onDIuon has pretty well solve
mat problem.
pn. Leave OFF Nagglng.
do DuI the morning kiss is going {
IasLeh Hueh more good than tongue
S.I.hs' Henry" II he Is wort
wb.Hs az all, Is already so over
Tme'hed with remorse for his cor
NM, mat tongue flashing on
nos',, Noes MIN additionally unhappy {
I;,Nely rebelious.
Mss him, stubby beard and n,
faI, et MN see that you still HAY
snn IN MN ana love him. Lat,
sc,,aIh 'aIh 10 him sincerely about n
w1, veins Take ny word for il. \
ara "a appreciate your self-restrain
ci.,-nh .u mere will be no case OF "diyo
following his mfsstep.
q, 'otnlng kisses will cut tho wor
do,Liee divorce courts in hale ar
Trv 80 Sour portion OF welded bills
d,ssne d,ne oNorce bug is like all 9th,
ron,a1 germs in this respect, il
~ nen,sIee or filth and untidlness-
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