The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-18

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mi HARDEST JOB.

Who seeks to give the { OF ! a Apminc dig
by teaching women fdk TO drr,, demureb ior their part,
Instead OF chasing al the tad' which feature fashions IT.
In par. they may take hi, advice. which they arc getting free
As when TO purchase just a lew wen Chosen duds says he,
Will say a few is right despite the Diapers growing trade
But when he say, the clohe, .hey wear should be appropriate.
Full many trails val. sniff the while they put their hats On straight
And skirts d,aphanou, and waists through which the blizzard blows
He urge, cbmiort wen at the sacrifice of style.
Ana An , xo%s" RE reading ,., that wit, pull ,a tn, , ,Sa an, and SEQ, Tal. .mlt
Or freeze their ~%ishbones as before with customary rest
The sales. he say, may no, proA~ee the bargain, tina, they seek,
h Ut, dame dame. still i'll . a,,,S,, the ,S COUNTERS nss. y" INA a Ga"" %rvn ia, r. iron, "m., meek
I'LL fathers bank account " Il a most distressing fix.
Included also in the warning word. he'd freely give
Are those which urge that women's clothes should be conservative
retusing winch the female OF the species will pursue
The ircnned fashions 'hrr"g'scene' as she IS wont to do.
As that now undertake.. by Attorney Howard f'ss,
Aud those who think hrs scheme a eurc Tor economic ills
May well withhold decision TIL they get their dry goods bills
Those seeking something with a kick in il will pay slight at.
tention to the gas pressure IS they conduct the search.
Political economy isn't going to help you a much as the other va,
redc%
"oh Women. be glad today" qao,h Mrs. f Carrie "a char~,n Gait ,G,
npo" ina, happy phrase as a cap'lon Tor the s,o1y, but Tue Inspired head,
paietakng prooireader hadn't the heart to change it, some advice being as
good as some other, " even better,
Nether doe, the young man, fancy wait til spring o turn in that
general direction
No, Geraldine, Thornton Burgess bedtime stories ire nothing
like those friend husband attempts to put over when arriving home
at a late hour.
Thorn,ons friends, understand. are animals. ard don't g, so sick he
has TO ST up with them.
Production would also increase Il the professional reformer, would &c
TO work
OUR OWN CHEERFUL CHERUB.
The gas was lately very weak
And many wishef it stronger.
But here's a cheering line 10 speak:
The days are growing longer.
A Tulsa woman las received $4,000 verdict a, her end Of a breach o
promise suit. again indicating the advantage Of selecting a man who Iva
the money.
A Chicago preacher gains the spotlight for a moment ny advocatin
attention by introducing Jazz in the Sunday evening services. At kansa
City a Kansas clergyman acted as referee at q prize fight All OF whic
indicates that certain M or reverend gentlemen arc awakening TO the IN
j doubted value Of advertising but il the ministry will accept a helpiu
he stated that freak advertising isn't the sort which gets most subsanha
results.
The aiis, asked for the kaset's internment, but or own inspired limo
typer got it nermen,, which would doubtless be more satisfactory to tn
general public.
they need q guardian.
When two o three Of his friends suggest that a nan might be eleoe,
he is apt 10 think that the people are demanding that he enter the race
The war lasted long enough. but no, long enough to induce any mum
Der of estimabe people to reirarf from calling the allies the alleys.
And quite a number still pronounce eantonment in a manner sugge,tn
they should see Webster first
No, that it natter, so much bu,>,he TEACHER, re 10 be with I, ,h
week end and 4 special effort should be made to reduce the slaughter
our so-called English to a minimum,
The help wanted columns are so long that VIC refuse to become excite
when a cabinet member loses his job
a n~ns NJ. ~ NJ.