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The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-07-01
FRECKLES
Now 4 ths Time 10 Gsa RId a
Thnaa UelV Spotn.

There's no longer the slightest need Of
feeling ashamed OF your freckles as Othina
double strangth--is guaranteed TO remove
these homeiy spots.
an Your SuGss q aS
little OF night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear, while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. II is seldom
that more than one ounce IL needed TO COM
clear complexion.
Re sure 70 ask for the double strength
Othfns. as this is sold under guarantee Of
money back n II fails 10 remove freckisA
Success results largely from the sum
Of little things well done.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03
UES TIONS
AND
ANS WE r S


IN How many OF the present mem
~. hers OF president Wilson's
cabinet were appointed when
the president first took object A. =
l F.
A. There are today only four men
/ in the cabinet who were members OF
. it when first organized seven years
ago. They are, secretaries Daniels
Lane and Wilson and postmaster
{ general Burleson-
B q. What Is the increase allowed
enlisted men in the army under the
terms Of the military bill now before
cOngressf ;. p.
A This bill proposes 70 leave the
l pay OF the private at $50, as IL is to-
I day The pay OF a first class private
7 is increased from 500 TO $3.50; the
pay OF corporal is increased from
S36 to $780, a line sergeant is in
staff sergeant is increased from 81
[ 10 $3.50
I G. what f. the origin OF the ex-
preston sHobsOn's chOice7f H W. :
A Robson. who died in 1880. was
the first man in England who hired
out hackney horses When a man
came for a horse no matter how
many there were in the stable he
I was obliged TO take the one nearest
the door. The man hiring the horse
I had no choice in the matter 1t was
{ ''Hobson's choice"
O. VIII you suggest a good way
to clean a floor mOpf NJ l. u.
A To clean a floor mop which is
badly soiled fmmerse II in a soap
bath which should be kept at nearly
a boiling temperature. Benzine or
turpentine is also successfully used
IN removing oil stains from the mop
G. Among the various Protestant
religions in the United States which
ranks first in total membership
a The Methodist denomination
ranks first with 7.125.06S. accord
ing to the latest available statistics
The BaDtists are a close second
numbering 6.12s.46I.
q received a letter with the
Initials a. p written after the
date What do they stand sors
J. b. c.
A II they were used in connec-
ton with the date, Il is quite possi-
BILE the writer facetiously intended
them to stand for After Prohibi-
ton
e Are black and white eoIor.s
A OpticaIly. black is wholly de-
void Of color, while white contains
all the colors Of the spectrum II is
customary, however, 10 refer TO
black and white as colors. white
being the color Of Stow and black
the color OF coal
q. Did Great Britain charge the
United States for Transporting Amer
lean troops To Eruucef - H. H.
A. Great Britain received 1854
from the United States government
for each OF our soldiers that was
transported 10 Europe on British
vessels This sum included food.
medical attention. and all other eL-
penses-
O. Does president Wilson speak
any foreign lansuaEef p J. :.
A. The white house says that he
does not speak any foreign language
but he does read both French and
German.
O. Is there any city in the United
States (Other than Roswell. y. M
with n population Of 5000, in which
there has not been one single viola
tion of city ordnance for the
past % d. = r. " p
A We DO not know. but the rec
ord seems TO be good enough 70 be
proud Of
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03

esEL PAso's reputation as a grow
Z ing city Is at stake" said X
n. Roberts. manager Of the chamber
OF commsrce. everybody who lives
here must be included IN the census
report II the enumerators haven
your name, fellow FL Pasoans, phone
me at the chamber OF commerce and
L VIII see that you are counted Be
cause q great many persons in the
city are not being counted in the
censua either because they do not
want % be or because they are be-
ing overlooked the chamber OF COM
Iuerce viii undertake q survey OF
apartment houses and hotels and
other places where persons are likely
to be missed. Members OF the junior
chamber may assist in this work
80
HThs Volunteers Of America have
for their purpose to help men
in the prisons and to help them get
a new start IN life after they have
served their sentences, said a P
AcDonalds prison evangelist tor
Texas. The Volunteers Of America
is an organization started by Maud
BaliinEtou Booth. known as the
mother OF prison reform Its pur-
pose Is to seek the phyhical,
mental, moral and spiritual bet
and TO uplift the prisoners family.
When a prisoner is parOled or dis
charged the Volunteers OF America
Helps 10 get him a job and takes other
steps 10 restore him to decent life.
President Wilson said: I am sincerely
interested in the continued success
OF the work Of the Volunteers Of
America. It Is a work in which I
have been greatly interested from
the first. I want 10 congratulate
YOU and express my hope that it may
in every way be prosperous It is
work 70 which all good people should
rally
II an positive that oil viii be
found eventually in the Pecos cOun-
Try" said Joe II Evans. 540s La Luz
street. I have just returned from
sn examination OF wells there and
the signs are most promising. I ex-
amined one well which is now down
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03
Smoking In Street Cars.

THE practice of smoking in street cars is becoming very
obnoxious to most Of the patrons of the system here
Measures should be taken prevent it. Smoking is a
mans right when doing IS offence against per-
who dislike the smoke Outdoors at home, at mems
meetings restaurant wherever persons have
objections against it. tobacco fumes toierabe The
only HARM if there be harm it. is to the smoker But
crowded street car where ventilation the winter is
any too good, smoking should be prohibited ALSO
luely At all times women and children are to be found
And smoking is almost always offensive to women
and children if they have to nhale the fumes Of some
sinking cigar cgaret II close quarters On many
cent occasions and children have been found cough
ing and choking because thoughtless selfish
the car, filling it with tobacco smoke. The signs
nouncng penalty against smoking utterly ignored
1t is such practices smoking where smoking is Of
fsnsive, that going to be used by anttobacco cam
paigners their fight on cgarets If the who enjoy
smoking and do not want the privilege taken from them
wise they viii join the crusade against it IN street
It is the abuse of any privilege that eventually
suits in It being taken away from persons who do not
abuse The lesson have 1earned about booze should
have taught this.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03
LHtle Interpiems.

, 1850 feet. and has several hundred
[ feet Of water in II which is 10 be
cased off by an expert cement man
II spite Of the water pressure and
water seepage the oil forces its way
TO the top and every time the slush
I bucket Is drawn up great quantities
I OF oil are brought with it 1t would
mean great things for FL PasO TO get
I Gil so near to this city and / sincerely
( believe we will
"El Paso viii always need more
money for relief work than most 9TH
CT cities of its size on account Of
the number Of health seekers who
come here. often bringing their fam
lies" said J. 3. Cwin, secretary Of
the associated charities. "A number
Of persons, many of whom are health
seekers. get stranded here and II is
up 70 the associated charities to fur
pish them with fares TO their homes
All the railroads out Of FL PasO
viii grant, upon request a half rate
ticket 10 any part OF the United
States They REQUIRE of US though,
that those receiving the rate be un-
able to pay the full fare-that evil
dence in writing II possible be Sc
cured, showing beyond any doubt that
tcey are going 10 their legal place
Of residence, to relatives who have
agreed TO take care Of them. or to
employment. These requirements are
very reasonable and are for the pro-
lection Of every community as well
as in the interests Of those needing
such help.
Helping men get back TO their
homes is in realty a very small part
OF our work. We try 10 develop con-
Edence in the Individual. and help
him to help himself Much Of the
work is constructive and therefore
permanent"
The public clocks at Pioneer plaza
are very unreliable, especially the one
over the City National bank said
Paul Flury. The clock in front OF
Newman's office has not been run
ming for six months. The public has
a right to request that they be kept
in running order or be removed. Since
we take the cars at Pioneer plaza,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03
Blends Go Through Life With Handicap
Cards Are Stacked Against You Surely
ByBriggs

] eeTALk about a boy without par
! ents being Handicapped in the
game OF life Why, he has a
forty-mile lead on the girl who Is
born a blonde" declared Miss Rhoda
Nickells who plays the name part in
-FlO-Flo," now playing the CraW-
ford. Miss Nickells is a blonde OF the
pronounced type
Does any woman ever blondlne
her hair a second timer" she asked.
and then she answered. well,
should say not If she Is ever so
foolish as to do it once. that once
is enough She reverts TO type as
quickly as she can A blonde Is the
target OF all her sex II you.n watch
the papers. you'u see all the home
wreckers are brunettes, but Just let
blonde come into a company and
watch every woman present get be-
tween her and her husband. ike a
mother hen protecting her chickens.
I'VE have a small dog IN our com
pany-he belongs to the company and
really has an important part in the
play. We take turn about carrying
him from place 10 place When /
have the dog, you'll hear the women
on the platforms at the deDOts say.
Look at the blonde and her dog
And oh, the contempt in the voice
Let one Of the brunettes OF the com
pany-Miss Paula Temple, for in
stance-walk around with the dog
and Immediately every woman is
wanting TO pet It, such a sweet girl
so innocent looking, and what a
pretty dog she has they VIII say. II
she bought a bottle OF peroxide and
used IL over night, next morning Il
would be a case OF Look at the
blonde and her dog
"A blonde Is handicapped the min
ute she IS born Every woman looks
upon her as a home wrecker and a
vampire. yet they don't even let her
draw pay in the movies OF the drama
for acting the roles they put her in
they want brunette IN the part.
the cats.
People crane their necks and look
at you as you enter a restaurant or
cabaret, If you are a blonde and
Immediately set 20 discussing your
escOrt-usually plying him. They
think you have either chloroformed
him or hypontised him I'd hate TO go
before a woman jury for a trial
they'd convict me on my appearance.
because I am a blonde. Some people
call IL complexion, / call being a
blonde a disease.
II I were in a restaurant and
somebody stole an automobile out
side as I was leaving. I'd expect
every woman In the place to ask the
detective TO follow me and get the
car.
I had an example Of the thing
Monday Afternoon 1 went 10 the MILL
tary exercises at Fort Bliss with an
other young woman Of the company
and an FL Paso man Immediately we
became the sole object OF converse
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03
Reflections

Il a bachelors opinion. there are
only two kinds Of wives-those who
make man stay up and 90 10
parties on Saturday night, and those
who make him get up and go "a
church on Sunday morning.
Alas. a woman has twice as
many emotions as a man and only
half a. many emphatic words in
which TO express them-if she's
n lady.
Optimism" is a golden dream which
makes a girl believe that she is a
mans first love-or his last; makes
a mother regard twins as a bless
ing, and makes a man have faith
that be can steer safely through the
shadows Of many fiirtations.
No man ever loses his vanity 20
long nE he can look In the mirror
and see n brilliant scarf At one
end OF HIS face and q few strands
Of hair at the other
Just as a woman has succeeded in
persuading herself that the bolshevist
menace has passed. that prices are
coming down and that life, after all
is full OF sweetness and light, the
census taker asks her age.
=
Every husband was once a
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03

ton in our immediate vicinity and
il was all just because am a blonde
II made 10 difference 10 them II
we were old acquaintance and he
was showing me about and Dragging
on his home city am blonde and
that settled IL
Take 1t in anything, IL you are a
blonde and woman you might as
well make up your mind that you
are going through life with a handi-
cap as big as a hunchback. The
cards are stacked against blondes
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03

Los Angeles, Calf. Feb. Harry
New, convicted slayer Of Freda
Lesser. his fiancee, LEFT for san
Quentin prison late Monday in Gus
tody Of a deputy Sheriff 10 begin
serving a sentence OF from ten yeara
90 life Imprisonment News counsel
meanwhile are working on appeal
proceedings.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03
Ripping Rhymes
bro BY WALT MASON.
Dead DAVIS

SING the odeH golden days for which I've often gved the tip
princey
DID small things acted thus for shire and
the his waiter his specimens
and too punk soohe their gahey PUNK
Some day the people viii and howdyd
swat the flies the whole blamed grating Some will
geroof law he'll make the
lsed penal The tipping the Odn guile
for then could dime winning
half hardly spare; porter sn and
outdoors
Copyright b George Matthew Adams WALT MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03

FATHER MISSING.

Miss Helen Wayne. OF Canyon
Ferry. Mont. writes the Herald that
for a number of years she has been
trying 10 locate her father. z. A.
Wayne. former manager Of the
Ernestine Mining company. Of
AIogollon. y NJ. but has failed TO
find him Il fear some misfortunate
has befallen him." she writes, and
am asking IL you would be kind
enough TO ask II any person knows
of his whereabouts"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03
The Texas Medical Law.

TNDER the Texas law barber who rubs On tonic for
dandruff without the pale of the Law. Prosecutions
made for such Offences but they could be made
under the law, for the Law says;
@Any person shall be regarded practicing medicine
within the meaning Of this acts
NWho shall treat offer treat any disease dis
order mertal physical any physical deformty IN
jury, by any system method effect thereof
and charges therefor directly OF indirectly money OF other
compensation"
Under provisions so sweeping it is not possible for any
person to heal give relief for pay to any other person
for any trouble whatsoever without permission Of the
state board Of examiners composed in large majority Of
medical practitioners
And any man who advertises his methods so that the
afflicted may know stands no chance whatever Of pass
ing the state board. Every medical knows that.
Is it fair OF is it persecution?
If the federal operation of railways left deficit Of
s7oooOoooo would hardly say, to surgical Ian
guage, that the operation was successful
Hoover may not be candidate, but is safe bet he
won't anybody for libel for saying he would make
good president.
It Is an unusual situation in Mexico for man to be
denied the privilege of going to jail, jenkins is.
Let Us hope that if some planet is trying to talk to US
that It IS Venus; we have had enough Of Mars.
dollar may be worth only 20 cents but most Of US
would rather have dollar than 40 cents
In Britan's financial extremity it is wonder it has
never occurred to her to shock" colony
is probably referred to the eternal triangle be-
cause It is largely a matter Of figures
If man spends anything at al he longer be
ferred to cheap skate
e. PasO looked Pe1shing over again and decided she
still loved him.
lot of walking delegates ought to be walking behind
PIOw.
Where Ian ends. tyranny begins.
-wmiam Pitt
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03
Little lnterUews
Taking OF Census Puts Ell PaSoS Reputation At Stake
Volunteers OF America Seek To Aid Men In u S. Prisons

perhaps thousands Of people look up
at those clocks daily and it appears
a small matter for the owners to
crafty the inquisitive glance Of so
many eyes. for the time in a correct
and reliable way"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03
rs of A Bachelor Girl /
By HELEN-ROWLAND.

bachelor with the midnight habits
and every man Is like a catf II
he has no other place 10 WANDER
he viii wander around the house
nights. just let him prOwl.
Silence protects a woman like a
lace curtain She can peep through
Il and watch the world go by-but
nobody can penetrate IL and see
what's going on inside her mind.
THREE USEFUL TERMS
Husbandette- The cousort Of a sue
cessful professional woman
Homester: The motor car in which
a man spends most OF his life.
come home only when 10 rains
Copyright. 1920, by the Wheeler Syn
dicate, Inc.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03

THEIRS SO many gum ehewers that
1 60 Z Melodeon Hall tn janitor haG
T. carry a putty knife. You're gittin'
purity ole when you feel as young as
you ever did.
Copyright. National Newspaper Service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03
DESTROY THE PROFIT SYSTEM
AND YOU DESTROY PROSPERITY

With the profit system destroyed, would lose the
inventive, developing leading and managing geniuses Of
which the world is much in need
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03

If the federal operation of railways left deficit
s7o0OOooo0 would hardly say, to surgical Ian
guage, that the operation successful
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03

Hoover may not be candidate, but it a safe bet hi
won't anybody for libel for saying he would make
good president
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03

It is an unusual situation in Mexico for a to be
denied the privilege of going to jail as jenkins is.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03

Copyright hy George Matthew Adams.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-03

Let Us hope that if planet is trying to talk to
that It is Venus; we have had enough Of Mans.
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
FAMILY
MEDICINE
Her Mothers Home, Says This
Georgia Lady, Regarding Black
Draught. Relief From Head
ache, Malaria, ChiIIs, Etc.

Ringgold, Ca Mrs. Chas. CASTOR.
this place, writes: "I am a user
Thedford's Black-IGaught; in fact,
was one of our family medicines.
|Iso in my mothers home, when l
las a child. When any of us child
bn complained Of headache, usually
hused by constipation, she gave us
dose of Black-D Draught, which would
ectify the trouble. Often in the
bring, we would have malaria and
bills, or troubles of this kind, we
|ould take Black -Draught pretty reg
lar. until the liver acted well, and
Ee would soon be up and around
gain. We would not be without 1t,
br It certainly has saved us lots Of
octor bills. Just dose of Black
Draught when not so well saves q
ot Of days in bed"
Thedford's Black-Draught has been
d use for many years In the treat
lent of stomach, liver and bowel
roubles, and the popularity which 1t
ow enjoys Is proof Of its merit.
If your liver is not doing its duty,
on will suffer from such disagree-
BILE symptoms as headache, bilious
ess, constipation, indigestion, etc..
nd unless something is done, serious
rouble may result.
Thedford's Black-Draught has been
ound a valuable remedy for these
rcuhles. It is purely vegetable, and
cts in a prompt and natural way,
egulating the liver to its proper
unctions and cleansing the bowels OF
Try it. Insist on Thed-
Drds, the original and genuine. 3 7a
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
A WORD OF WARNING

They call me Peg-Leg Kelly.
I'm the guy who took a chance.
You can see there's something missing
From the right leg Of my pants.
| knew the stunt was dangerous,
But l didn't give a damn,
For my head is filled with concrete,
I'm lobster, I'm clam.
But I want to whisper to you ginks
That's working round machinery,
If you take the chances l did,
You'll be missing from your beanery
Not filled with wienerwurst,
And listen to the slogan,
Safety first! Safety first!"
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
THE WRONG MAN

A colored gentleman of Tennessee,
named Joshua, was arrested for sell
ing corn whisky, and when he was
brought up for trial, the Judge smil-
ingly asked him: what is your
name?" Joshua" he answered.
"You don't happen to be the Joshua
that made the sun stand still, are
your asked the judge. mo, sah,''
replied the colored gentleman, use
de Joshua dat made de 'moonshine.' ("
The Co-operator.
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
FOR REPRESENTATIVE

I hereby announce my candidacy
for nomination for Representative
from Pinal county, subject to the dem
ocratic primaries, Tuesday, Septem-
Der z, 1920. Your support solicited.
l. d. RICKERSON.
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
FOR COUNTY ATTORNEY

l hereby announce my candidacy
for the office of County Attorney of
Pinal county, subject to the republi-
can primaries, September 7, 1920.
A. A. JAYNE.
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
FOR SHERIFF.

hereby announce myself as a can
d-date fer sheriff, subject to the. re-
publican primaries.
MICHAEL BRAXTON MORRISON.
Florence, Arizona.
Ask anyone who knows "Brack''-
they'll tell you.
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL

| hereby announce my candidacy for
the office of attorney general of Ari-
zona, subject to the democratic pri-
maries, September Z, 1920.
LESLIE C. HARDY.
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
FOR STATE TREASURER

Raymond -Esrhart, candidate for
the democratic nomination for state
treasurer, subject to the primary cleo
tion to be held September Z, 1920.
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
FOR COUNTY RECORDER

I hereby announce my candidacy
for the nomination for county recorder
of Pinal county, subject to the action
of the voters at the republican pri-
mary scheduled to be held September
Z, 1920.
MARY A. MCGEE.
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
STATE NINE INSPECTOR

| hereby announce my candidacy
for the office of state. mine Inspector,
subject to the democratic primaries,
Z, 1920.
ED o'HAGAN.
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
ED HUGHES.
FOR COUNTY SUPERVISOR

c. F. Schilling, democratic nominee
for Supervisor of Pinal County, sub
ject to primary election September Z,
1920.
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
FOR COUNTY ASSESSOR

M. o. Benscoe, candidate for County
Assessor of Pinal County, subject to
the democratic primary September Z,
1920.
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
FOR SHERIFF

hereby announce my candidacy
for the office of Sheriff of Pinal
county, subject to the Democratic
primary, September Z, 1920.
GEORGE E. TRUMAN.
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
FOR SUPERVISOR

l hereby announce my candidacy
for the office of supervisor of Pinal
county, subject to the action of the
democratic primaries to be held Sep
tember 7, 1920.
c.. HOWARD DAVIES.
Qncumbent)
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
Political
Announcements
FOR STATE SENATOR

l hereby announce myself as a can
didate for State Senator, from Pinal
county, subject to primaries, Septem-
ber z, 1920 Your support solicited.
J. I. COLEMAN.
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24

Treasurer of Pinal county, subject to
the Republican primary election, Sep
tember Z, 1920.
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
STATE MINE INSPECTOR

I hereby announce my candidacy
for the office of state mine inspector,
subject to the action of the voters at
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
FOR COUNTY TREASURER

l hereby announce that I am a
candidate for the democratic nomina-
tion for county treasurer, subject to
the primary election, September T.,
1920
KATIE E. WEAVER,
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24
THAD MOORE.
FOR SHERIFF.

I hereby announce myself as can
didate for the office of sheriff of Pinal
county, subject to the democratic pri-
mary decision, September Z, 1920.
E. THURMAN
The Arizona copper camp., 1920-07-24

| hereby announced my candidacy
for the nomination for county attor-
ney of Pinal county, subject to the
action of the voters at the republican
primaries, Tuesday, September Z,
1920
D. A. LITTLE.