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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-09

frowning old Citadel which rises
100 feet above the Terrace.
Jacques Cartier discovered Que
bee in 1888, Samuel de Champlair
founded it in 1909 and the ..ery
Comte de Frontenac defended it in
1890. One of the most spirited OF
the M y excellent statues adorn-
ing n: :hes in Quehec's city hall is
that Of Frontt lac replying to the
emissary of Sir William Phipps
who had appeared 18th a powerful
feet in the St. Lawrence and de-
manded the surrender of the city.
II will answer you from the mouths
of these cannon" said Frontenac,
pointing to one of them, mounted
on the heights where the Chateau
Frontenac now stands, and the
little cannon got the range Of the
besiegers so we'll that they hoisted
anchors and sailed away.
Another striking bronze me-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-09
ASSEMBLY ROOM 9
HAS MUSIC PROGRAM

Programs by the Assembly Room
clubs have been set in motion once
more. The following program was
given Thursday morning by assem-
bly, room, Number 8:
Piano solo, Helen Eichorn; piano
solo, Mildred Coins; piano solo,
Thelma Fettis; piano duet, Mildred
and Marie Fleming; vocal duet,
Mildred Goodwin and Catherine
Eye; vocal solo, Louise Emmons;
violin solo, Betty Estelle; vocal
solo, Virginia Gilliland; reading.
Florence Falck.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-09
City Drinks 100000
Gallons Every Day

The normal capacity of the city's
water supply per day is 100000
gallon
Water is obtained from wells and
springs.
The water flows by gravity to a
large suction well, and from there
it is discharged into the main line,
to the city. A large reservoir
which is kept for emergency cases
has a capacity OF 100000 900 gal
Ions.
The city has three large pumping
engines, each one capable of sup
plying the city at normal consump-
ton. Also have two mains. They
drain Conner Springs and also sup
ply large wells at the Cooper farm.
In addition four large galleries
gives us supply and answers for
a storage.
The Conner Springs supply is got
ten about three-quarters of a mile
from the pumping station, and the
large Cooper we'll is about 3 miles
southeast of the pumping station.
This well drains an area of two
square miles. The water is pump
ed to the city through large 20-inch
main pipes, and the water in
these mains is distributed through
service lines to dwelling houses.
The pressure on the main line is
approximately rs pounds pressure,
however, according to the citWele-
walton, this pressure varies, also
according to altitude.
The reservoir is 1874 feet in
height above the pumping station
1evel.-Louise Emmett, grade SB,
Garfield school.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-09
Garfield Club Gives Play

Hazel Bakers group of the ORA
matte club of Garfield gave "The
Palace Garden" The players were
Red Tulip. Mabel Phontze; yellow
Tulip, Elizabeth Stevens; White
Tulip. Dorothy Orr; Crimson Tu-
lip, Elizabeth McLear; Princess,
Hilda, Hazel Baker; Gretel, Thel-
ma Alden; Owl, Beatrice Owens;
Queen, Esther Russell.
The actors were very dramatic
and the play very well given. -
CAROLYN Nice.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-09
EQONTENAc DEETiNG r +
TC WILLIAM PUP" =

mortal is the Champlain statue, one
of the numerous attractions Of
Dutferin Terrace. Champlain was
"the first great name in Canadian
history" and although be was
buried in Quebec the site Of us
grave is unknown. His "Abitation,"
fort, residence and capitol of New
France combined. stood near where
the famous old church, HIotre DAM
des Victories. still stands in the
Lower Town facing the tiny paIk
where Quebec had its first settle
meut.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-09
J. H. S. TO ENJOY
MUSICAL PROGRAM

A musical program will be given
in chapel next Friday afternoon in
the Senior High school for the stu.
dent body and faculty OF Junior
High school.
The following program will be
given:
Solos:
Violin-Bernice Richards.
Soprano-James Coe.
Clarinet-Walter Rinehard.
Several selections will be played
by the Garfield school orchestra.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-09
G.Won G.Lost Pct.

Bridget, has Mike come home
from school YETI"
Yes, ma'am."
Where is he?"
II don't know. ma'am; I haven't
seen him"
Then, how do you know he's
homer"
Sure, the cat is hidin' under
the stove"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-09
A Gay Little Fairy

A sprightly little fairy came dane
ing along,
Singing, oh! the cheeriest song.
The song that she sang was a per-
feet melody,
And she sang it so tremendously.
A pretty fairy like this, wouldn't
you love to see,
Dancing like leaf in the summer
breeze?
Catherine M. Eye, Garfield School
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-09
A HIkE!

When?-Next Saturday, Oct. 16.
Who?-The Boy Scouts of Troop
No. 5.
How long?-All day.
With Scoutmaster Wilson the
scouts will hike on country roads
and "cross country" and ANY way
to get there"-specializing in ma
ture study along the way.
Monday evening at the regular
of Troop 5 at the Y. M. c..
A, plans were made concerning
the troops float for the Armistice
Day parade. The float will repre-
sent as many phases of scoutcraft
as possible.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-09
Whitewater Riiuer

whitewater KlUer
We've played on banks by the
Whitewater stream,
When all the hills were a mass of
green
When the robins sang their
sweetest tune,
And the danadelions were in full
bloom.
Where the cattle feed upon the
green,
And quench their thirst in its
cooling stream,
Upon the green valley and hills
gaze
The place where I spent my
boyhood days.
My dog and and my chum Jim,
Wherever you saw me, you'd see
him.
He would fight for me to the
bitter end,
l never had a truer friend.
We wore overalls that touched the
ground,
A broadbrimmed hat that went
halfway round,
We carried fish worms in our
pockets for bait
And fished on the banks. early and
late.
We saw wild grapes in the top of
the tree
We waded across it,-Jim and me.
We made swing from its dropping
limb,
Jim swung me and l swung him.
We played wood-tag and mumbily
peg
And we played hop-scotch on two
legs.
We made mud pies as all folks do.
We had a good time, I'll promise
you.
The robins nest In the old oak tree,
They sung every day for Jim and
me.
We searched for snakes with
childish fear,
And hornets nest we never went
near.
We waded the stream for a place
to swim
Me and my dog and Jim
We waded through sand hot and
deep,
1t almost burned our barefoot feet.
We sat down to rest and put on
our shoes,
Told riddles and stories as all boys
do,
We started home,-it was getting
late,
| parted with Jim at our little gate.
The old covered bridge that gives
me joy
l crossed many times when
barefoot boy.
The three things miss around the
place
The bridge, dam and the old mill
race.
The old grist mill makes the same
old noise
1t did when Jim and I were boys,
On the banks, hills, and rivers
gaze,
Where I spent my happy childhood
days.
am married now and dwell on
the hill
Near the river bank, near the old
grist-mill.
have three children. two girls
and boy,
That fill my home with noise and
joy.
Jim left this town some years ago.
His dwelling place l would love to
know.
While the Whitewater runs in the
Wabash stream,
My children play on the banks Of
lefty Esttlls IL, North Third S.
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
Aubsros du pigeon.

StrnsbOurg. French once more. is
unfolding. like rose TO the sun. The
old life has begun again. as II was
lived before the interruption In 1871.
Houses are throwing open their shut.
icrs md hanging UP once familiar
signs. One Of them. the Pigeon Inn.
one Of the glories Of Strnsbourg with
It's painted wood carvings, Its old
windows and curious ship decorations,
has reOIened Its doors. II IVES bull,
In 1891 and began Its career under the
sign Of "Au Pigeon" Then Inter the
sign changed to "Au Pigeon Blanc"
aud for two centuries the Inn was the
rendezvous of the university students.
After 1870 the sign wns taken down,
the Pigeon BIanc's hospitality ccnscd
and the house became the hendqunr-
tiers Of Roman Catholic society. The
days Of Its ecclesiastical Importance
ARE happily over. The inn becomes
the pigeon Blanc" once more. open
ing n new chapter Of lis long history
under true Alsntinn management
Christian Science Monitor.
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
AMBER FORMED BENEATH SEA
Natural Resin Of plnss Turned Int
Precious Material by the Aetien
o. the ElSn,snts.

The worlds supply Of amber. that
rare and therefore precious substance.
the gold Of the north" n It has been
called. comes from the coast Of Sam
land 10 the eastern Prussian PENN
sula. between the towns Of BurstrOrt
and Palmnicken. and here the shafts
Of q famous mine run out Under the
Baltic and the miners are actually
working under water. Ages ago the
country was land Of pine forests.
which the ocean overwhelmed: the
pine treea vanished beneath the sur
face Of the sen, and then. century by
century, the wood became fossllizei
and the natural resin Of the pines was
turned into amber. Millions Of years
were needed to transform the resin
into amber. and the search for amber
has developed romantic and picturesque
episodes like those that have bccOMe
part and parcel Of the story Of gold
and diamonds. An amber mine. how
ever. 10 not necessarily under water.
and there IL an open-aIr mine at Palm
nicken where amber In dug for In much
the same way a. diamonds gro sought
in the mines Of Kimberley. In nor
mai times this one milne provides oc-
cupation for about 5000 amber
seekers.
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
PETS BELOVED BY SAINTS
Or. Douglas Hyde, In Series Of Lee
tures, Deals Interestingly With
Medieval Irish Lore.

DR.. Douglas Hyde recently delivered
q series of lectures-the Margaret
Stokes lectures-in the Alexandra col
iege. Dublin, dealing with medieval
Irish lore. He told anecdotes about
the Irish saints and their love Of birds
and BEASTS. He traced the love of AMI
mails by people in different periods
and In different countries. Even the
Irish pagans Ind their pet animals,
says Our Dumb Animals.
He took the three Irish saints. st.
Patrick. st. Brigld and st. Columcille,
and spoke of their affection for their
pet animals. st. Patrick's kindness to
the fawn was well authenticated, and
the fawn returned the love to his mas
ter.
st. BrigId had her pet dog, n most
faithful animal. She also loved birds,
and the birds. especially domestic
fowls, loved her In a remarkable man
ner.
The crane was St Columclles pet,
although his love for dumb animals
surpassed that of the other saints It
WI" 'tcoIueu Ill the lie Oh rthe rsh"'
that dumb animals, too. were in love
with him. especially birds. and that
some OF the latter followed him from
Ireland to the island of Iona. There
was, In proof Of the love of animals
for the saint. the story Of how the
horse wept on the bosom of the saint
the night before he died.
DIR. Hyde mentioned large number
Of other snints. Irish and Latin. nbout
whom he told stories. showing their
love for animals, making special refer
ence to st. Kelvin. st. Cougall. 81.
Molina. st. Moling. who Ind made
friends Of wolves, foxes. cartridges and
herOns.
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
our own Ma,t.r.

We have been told that America II to
save the world and rescue civilization
from dissolution. but We must do 1t
in our why; In the way TINT has mnde
rs, In q little more than a century.
the most UNIFIED. the most virtle. and
the most potent single power In the
world. And when we nsk ourselves
what II II that has given us this unity.
this virility. and this potency, the an
swer IL, that we have founded this
nation upon principles Of law. and
upon the guarantees Of Individual
rights under the law. That Ii our
great contribution to civilization; and
II We are to be Of use to other nations.
old or new. our nrst thought must be
to remain our own masters. to pre-
serve our Independence. to control our
own forces as a nation by our own
laws, and to protect our heritage OF
organized liberty from any form Of
detractlon or perversIon. - David
Jayne Hill In the South American Re-
view.
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
FELL TO RoosEvELT's SPEAR
Big oevilfish a Victim Of the colonei's
Love Of Sport, Either on
Sea or Land.

me Ihme Oh the 'hte ."'' ine''o'n
ROOSEVELT as u big'eame hunter ~ WEI.
KNOWN out ne was county hs huep' Nv
k'i''hG Dig hsh OF inc sea, hccor"nG :"
Russell j. Coles. hoted pis-nsh k!''e''
Attrhrteu o! one OF Co'es "r,c'es
about killing the devi'fsh' the co'one'
Appealed to him Tor instruction IN the
art AFTER taxing seVerai 'hho 'esso"s'
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05

Department of the Interior. U. =. Land Once at
Gicnwn'nl springs. Colo. April 20 WE'D
NOTICE Is hereby given that Cyril u:
Piggoit, Of Rio HlnncO, Colorado, who. on April
~ 1918. nNtc Presumption DtclnrAtOry
Statement, Serial No Oit,Gt. for tho nwA Of
sci, Of section q. TIP. . g.. Il NJ w., 9Th
r. NJ, has filed notice Of intention to
make FInui Presumption Proof. TO establish
claim to the land above described. before Henry
j. Hay, u. :. Commissioner. Mt Meeker, Colo
r1i,io, on the md day Of June. l1D.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Fred J. Eblcr. Richard Y. Mayor, lr.. James
Harvey Sprnguc and Hay Filcncr, all Of Rio
Blanrn, Colorado.
ml-:H ID. e. WEShSD, Register.
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION = ISOLATED
TRACT

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION = ISOLATED
TRACT
PUBLIC LAND SALE
Department of the Interior. U. 4. Land once at
Gicnwotsi springs. Colo, April 81, 1890.
NOTICE is hereby given that, as directed by
The Commissioner Of the General Land Once.
under provisions Of Sec. .+hS X. 3. pursuant
tn the application Of IicnJatnin X Curry. OF
Ibuford, Colorado, Serial M. Oi6s1S, we
will orfcr ut PUBIC sale. to the highest bid
icr but ut not Icss than z. ~ per scrs. at i0;lS
,'ciuck ". M, on the 18th day OF Juno, 1871,
next, ut this Office. the following tract Of land:
nwitswh Sec. I: and ef.eh Scc. 8, in r. y.
Il 81 W, 9Th +. NJ. Colorado.
This truct I. ordered into the market on =
.howibg that the greater portion thereof Ia
mountainous or too rough for cultivation.
The sale will not bc kept open. hut will bc
declared closed when those present at the hour
named have ceased bidding. The person max
ny the highest bid will be required to immctt-
,ntcly pay TO the Reccivcr the amount thereof.
ANY persons claiming adversely tho above
described land are advised to file their claims,
" objections, on or before the time designated
FOR sale. ID. Z. WEfAND. Register
mi
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NOTICE ron PUBLICATION

Department of the Interior, us Land Once at
GIcnwooi Springs. Colo. April 20. iseD.
NOTICE Ia hereby given that George Will
iiHms. at Axinl, Colorado. who. on July
10. 1918. made Homestead Entry, Serial
nc,.nw,. Of SEQ. II. Up. n. Il. q. W.: 9th
= ~. has filed notice Of intention to make
Final Three Year Proof. 10 establish claim to
the land above described. before Henry J.
Hay, u. s. Commissioner. at Mceker, Colo
rsdu. IN the LIST day Of June, 1870
Claimant names n- witnesses:
Henry r. Low Of ThornburY. Nathan r.
Coles. Russell Coles and william Mendoza, ell
Mia DC. wEYAND. Register.
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
HAVE SIMILAR FINGER MARKS
important Discovery Made by Call
sernla Professor a. to peeuIiaritIss
Of Family Groups.

Pr, = n.
r,,r.,a,o no'' '"s'' ue.'.
80 I,'ohy ~ 'ns University oi oa.i-
oonna,.. aou.en ne" u.seo,1iy ~
,,na,,. e -. WIN lhser prlnts when 10
-" 49, " nave remarkaoie ,hiiuence
onu. nay nhpor'ant cascs .hat coh-
n., VIC "a" courts OF Ss"ior'''".
e9' iioiessor La1soii discovery
'.u'.a'es 'iiat s'niiarlty OF nhger
p's a'nohg members o. Z FANNY
.u'.e'eh'is marked 10 enable SCIENTISTS
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
Rather Warm In Ii. Deepest We'll.

The deepest well in the world is
six and one-half miles southeast Of
Fairmont, w. Va. drilled by the Hope
Natural Gas company Of Pittsburgh.
1t Is 7,570 feet deep. The well had to
be abandoned because the drilling
tools stuck In the drill hole. the cable
parted and left the tools ind 1900 feet
of cable In the hole.
c. f. Van Orstrand Of the United
States geological survey, informs the
Scientific American thnt the tempern.
ture ut 1000 feet was 10 degrees f..
and the rate Of increase was one de-
gree In 81 feet. At this tate the boil
ing point would be reached at about
10000 feet below the surface.
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
oisn. Warrior Of Middle Age

Giant Warrior Of Middle Aoss.
The pride and magnificencc that
played their part In the days Of chiv-
airy can hardly have . better illus
tration than the suit Of equestrian
srmor which has recently been placed
on exhibition In the Metropolitan Mu-
scum Of Art. In New York city. Sieur
Jacques Gourdon de Genouilhac wore
the suit IN the sixteenth century. and
Sieur Jacques gas an uncommoniy
large and powerful warrior. who serv-
ed under Louis XII. and Francis !. Of
France. As may be deduced from their
armor. the knights Of the period were
not noticeably large men. and s'eur
Jacques must have seemed veritab,e
giant. for q six.foot attendant at the
museum has tried on his armor and Is
said to have merely ratified around
In It."
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
compstent at tast.

Competent at Last.
"How long has this reporter been on
the STARR
"Oh, long enough to become really
useful as q news gatherer."
"What do you meant"
HE has passed through the period
Of aspiring to write the Great Ameri
can Novel; or the Great American
Play and is now able to concentrate
his mind on q police court item"
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
The skeleton At the Feast.

Ny brothers wedding took place ut
his brides home, which was next door
to us. A telegram came to our house
and the delivery boy was told my
brother was next door. And arriving
when we were at the dinner table. my
brother. thinking 1t was words OF con-
grntuIatlon. opened 1t and gave It To
the best man to read. He stood up md
rcad aloud: "Send money you owe
me. need It at once" Loud laughter
was heard from the gucsts.-Exclangc
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05

Dcpar tincnt Of the Interior. y. 4. Land Once At
Glcnwood springs. Colo. April -, 1871
NOTICE Is hereby given that samuel r.
waicott, Of Mcekcr. Colorado who. on May
-. 1915. made Homestead Entry Serial No.
l. tn /. SIR. ~ W.. 9Th N. has fi,.d notice
III intention to make Final Three Year Proof.
to establish claim To the land ab0ve do
scrits-i, before Henry }. Hay. U. =. Commits
.ioncr. nj Mcckcr, Colorado. On tho lat day
u June. ih.n.
Claimant names witnesses.
John Anderson. John ID. Service. William II.
Ciippinpcr and John ". COatcs, all Of Neck
cr. Colombo.
ml-.g ID. q. WEfAND. Register.
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05

Especially cash - solve Up"
"You must give up coffee and"
Il never drink II. DOCTOR"
Sand stop smokias."
n don't smoke"
"Humph! That's bad. II you haven't
aaything to give up, I'm afraid ! can't
% much for you"
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
No Facilities.

"Rather a husky looking individual"
ayes. That's Prof. Sampson Crap
leigh. He gives physical culture les
sons by mall"
II see, q correspondence school. But
suppose one Of his clients applied for
instruction in personT"
"The professor would be ms most
embarrassing predicnment. he might
have to hire q gymnasium"
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
T VIE 81,
MEN /[A]
Uncertain.

Uncertain.
"Well, Mr.. Pedagogue. does my boy
show any special aptitude for work.
asked the proud father.
Il think 10. Mr.. Bronson" answered
the schoolmaster. ~ am not certain
as yet whether John will make q sculp-
tor or baseball player. He " un-
errlng In his aim with paper wads. but
the condition Of his desk top convinces
me that he can carve with considerable
facility"
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05

The Salesman-Why not give the
young Indy this aice little morocco
bound engagement book to help bet
keep track Of her engagcmentsf
The CustOmer-But she isn't en-.
gagged to any one but me. aud a.
tend to keep her reminded Of Il
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
Through with Honesty.

Through With Honesty.
"rm never going to return a lost ar
ticle to any one again." said Kansas
City man the other day.
"Whyi" he was asked.
swell. this fellow advertised q re-
ward for the return Of his dog. and no
questions asked. And then when took
the dog and went up and rang the bell
his wife answered the door"
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
DIR. J. p. Riddle, specialist In dis
eases Of the eye, ear, nose and throat.
Glasses fitted. Gienwood Springs. II

MANwANTED tn SELL GROCERIES
SELLING EXPERIENCE NOT NECESSARY
One of Worlds largest Groccrs. Capital over
ei,@ 0OO.OW wants ambitious man In this local
ity to sell direct to consumer nationally known
brand Of groceries, teas, cOiecs. spiccs. paints.
oila, stock foods, etc. Dig line. easy sales.
No experience or capital required. Complete
sample outfit and free selling instructions start
Today, John Sexton L Co., 36a W. Illinois 1t.
Chicago, ILL.,
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
How We Need One!

How We Need OnsI
"rve an invention at last that win
mean q fortune I"
"What IL II this timer
"why, its nm extra key for a type
writer. When you don't know how to
spell q word. you hit the key and II
makes blur that might be an {. an 4,
o. most anything else"
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05

Not Qualified for Golf.
"wil you come and make four At
bridge. sirr'
"Tm exceedingly sorry. sir. but ]
don't play bridge"
"You don't play bridge. slr7 Then
what the devil did you join golf club
Tor 1.-THE Tattlcr.
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION


UCpNftIn"nt Of INT IhtcTIOT. y. =. INfN OuitC NJ
Glcnwood springs. Colo, May ", lirD
Notice is hereby given that Elmer J. Finch,
made Homestead Entry, seriai No. 0es4s, for
,iiseL Sec. !. TIP. ! n, f. I W, Lots q. u, 10,
Lots and :. in section I. Up. N. II. ~ w..
9TH =. ~, has filed notice Of intention 10 make
Final Thrcc-Ycar Proof, TO establish claim TO
the land above described, bcforc Henry J. Hay,
U. g. Commissioner. at Mcckcr. Colorado, ON
tho 2l-t day Of June. 1ED.
Claimant names witnes scs:
Charley II. shaw. Herbert N. Weller, Held J.
Moore, all Of Meeker. and Carl Ely. of Price
Creek, Colorado.
m22-Jcl9 d. c. wEYAND, Register
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A Cheap Triumph.

"Don't you believe me. dearest, when
! tell you that you are the only girl ]
ever lovedf"
"Oh. yes. But that's not nearly a.
nice rs II would be to know that Id
stolen you from some other girl"
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
Needles Labor.

Needles Labor.
"John." said the nervous woman. II
think there 10 burglar In the house7'
"NonsenseI Why should a preda.
tory person take the trouble to break
into q dwelling when he can walk
around Q few blocks and gather up
gallons Of priceless milkf"
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
An independent wife

Flntbush-And your wife writes -
you on postal cardsf
Bensonhurst-Oh, yes.
Flatbush-l shouldn't think YOU'D
allow her to do 20.
Rensonhurst-Oh, she's very indie
pendent. She doesn't seem to care
who knows what she says.
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
Smart, At That.

Smart, At That.
II guess my wife thinks I'm pretty
smart man"
sWhyf"
~she admits that am half a. smart
~ she thought was the day we were
aarYied."
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Must Have the Goods.
Unless you sometimes
Have the stun.
II doesn't pay
To try to bluff.
A Schemer,

n must tell you. Edgar. that ! caa
not cook"
.But those excellent meals ! have
hnd Mt yo0r hOuser'
"Were al prepared by our cook"
EDO you think We can get her away
from your folks when we are wedF'
The Meeker herald., 1920-06-05
knalleal.

Ships OMcer-YeH, she's smart
httle craft and cnn steam thirty knots.
Dear Old Lady--How thoughtful Of
you. I suppose you steam the knots
70 that the sailors can unite them 80
W IN this cold weatherf