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The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-09-10
SAYS LoAEERS NUISANCE

Loafers In the lumber yard Of the
Tennessee CONN and Casket company
AZ night have been n source Of much
annoyance recently. and 7, c. Better
ton. head OF the big plant. has written
chief W l.. Baker In regard 20 the
matter. The chief was informed that
fires have even been built In the yard.
thus placing the thousands of dollars
worth Of lumber In danger. The police
will assist In breaking up the nuisance.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-09-10
WARREN DELANO KILLED

Pouchkeepsie. N. Y. Sept. l0.-Warrcn
cratic vice-pr esidential candidate was
instantly killed At the Barrytown station
OF the New York Central railroad. II
miles from here when his favorite horse.
Belle. frightened by the approach Of an
express train. dashed into the track
late Yesterday
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-09-10
CLEARINGS INCREASE

Local bank clearings for the week
ending at 2 o'clock Thursday afternoon
amounted 10 36.72s. 1924, showing an
Increase Of S7.b2s.is over the same week
year ago, according to records OF the
Chattanooga Clearing House associa-
tion. The small increase Is attributed
TO the fact that Labor day came dur
ing the past week, while for the same
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-09-10
TO CAPTURE KOK0VA
Bolsheviki Concentrate on the
Bank Of Dnieper.

ConstA ntinople. Sept. lo.-Russian Dol
shevik forces are being concentrated to
mako desperate effort 10 recApture
kokOVa, an important town on the south
side Of the Dneiper river. As miles above
kherson, before the fan rains deepen the
mud and mako q campaign lmposslble
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-09-10
ARRESTED WITH PISTOL

4 negro arrested Friday morning by
Patrolman Donley with loaded re-
volver in his possession was fined $40
and costs In city court and bound over
to the grand jury. The defendant
was preDaring to leave for California
at the time Of his apprehension. No
explanation OF why he had loaded
weapon was given
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-09-10
ENGINEERS TO CONFER

Col. Harold Flske. In charge OF The
local United States engineers Office
and the survey Of the upper Tennessee.
viii leave next Thursday for n confer
ence with Chief Of Engineers Beach at
Washington. The conference will he
with regard 20 general matters and
with details Of the survey.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-09-10
BULL SELLS FOR 500, 800
Record Price for Pedigreed
Cattle Is Broken.

Buenos Aires, Sept. 1o.--The South
American record price for pedigreed cat
tie was broken yesterday when the
Hereford bull that. won the grand cham
pionbhip at the international stock show
was cold for $500. The bull was
bred In Argentina
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-09-10
TWo.PLATooN SYSTEM

Boston Il n S)-Boston nrrrnen
viii again ask the voters 10 arcpt the
two platoon system at the coming cleo
lion. despite opposition by Mayor Peters,
The finance commission and the defeat ~
tho plan last year b. a majority Of 5.s29
votes.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-09-10

liquor transporters and storers. In
every instance where the proof war
ranted II the liquor vioiators have been
bound over TO the grand Jury.
Chief. w. l.. Baker was also compli-
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-09-10

mented by the judge on the nns work
Of the men. The chief stated that he
was proud Of them and highly pleased
with the splendid showing they are
maklngg for clean and safe city.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

DO s%przedania meble i statki domo-
we, oraz maszyna do szycia, mark
White. Z?1,sic sic po 6tei wieczorem
2gie pietro, z tylu. 1850 N. Wood ul.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

RzECzY domowe ma Sprzedaz. 1927
W. Chicago ave-, 3cie pietro, 2 tylu.
"a
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA agent6w do ~sprzedawa-
mia akcyi. dobra prOpOzycya. Jedyna
polska firma W swiecie wyrab:ajaca
poIski rolki do Plaper Pianos. Zgfo-
sic sic cd 1Otej do 12tej pred pOiu-
dniem albo pisaG do Victor Music
Roll Co., $3.50 W. Lake ul. 2Sie pie
trO. -
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

Ma SPRZEDAZ 2 powodu choroby
w}aSciciela, 2 pietrowy murowany
dom, 2-6 flaty, garaz z tylu. Cena
S4500, z CORY okofo 5000. Thinker
and Hartge, AIS S. Ashland ave.
22-24
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

.OTRZEBA kobiety do mycia stat
kow, ma moe, dobra zaplata, 9 60
DIN. Union Restaurant. 6S W. Ran
dolph Ill 23
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA MOCNYCH MEzCZIZN
DO MIESHANIA ZIOL, As GODZIN
TYGODNIOWO. ZGIOSIC SIE 30
SEPH TRINER CO.. 1888 s. ASH
LAND AVE -
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

BALWIERN1A ma s~przeda7. 1912
Noble ul.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22
KUPNO tSpRZEDAz

FARMA do nabycia. 120 ARROW z n
w~entarzem i maszynami, sprzedam
La latwe sl-aty lIb zanielie "a dom
murowany W Chicago. Piszcie wproSt
do farme.a. j. F. Rozner, r. z, -
Box 8 - Stevens Point, WIS. 20
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

MA SPRZEDAz jedna z najlepszych
hurtownyoh piekarh, ma Milwaukee
ave. Najlepsza szansa W miesc:e ola
polskiego piekarza. W}asciciel starry
i chce sic wycofaG z Interest,". Got6w-
ka ME potrzebna. jezeli gwarancya
bedzie dobra. Adresowa6 Oziennik
Chicagoskiego pod No. 37S. 22-26
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRzEBA chiopca do piekarni -
TAXI co juz pracowa1 W piekarni. -
1855 Milwaukee ave. %
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA chlopc6w przeszio 16to
lStnich. I147 w. Ohio III. xxx
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

DoMOWY wyr6b wedlin ma spree
daz, bardzo tanio. z powodu inne-
go Interest,". 1912 Milwaukee Ave.
Pa
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA fastrygarek ~podszewki
i wyko6czarek. zg}osit SIC B. Kirsh-
baum and Co., 302 S Market ul., =
3cie pietro. %
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

MA SPRZEDAz 4 pokojowy / base
ment cottage, elektryczne swiatto.
S29 N. Trip ave. 20
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22
FARMY'

SPRZEDAM 20 i 40 akTowe fanny.
PREY duzem mieScie fabrycznem. -
Fanny So re zabudowaniami j inwen
tarzem. Polska okolica, PREY pclskicM
k~oSciolach szkoiach.
FARMA so akr6w, so pod plugiem,
reszta bogaty las, ziem a u~rodzajna,
zasiana ~pszenica, OWES. koniczyna,
PREY duzem mie$cie. gdzie- jest VIE
le fabryk, szkola i ko$ci6l bIisko
polska: 2 konie, 3 krowy. 2
ja}6wki. 3 swine. kury. DUO paszy
dobre budynki okazale. Sprzedam
tan!o z mala wplata albo zamienie
"a dom
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA chlopc6w do posylek W
praeowni k~rawieckiej. Przyniescie
szkolne s~wiadectwo. II. Carlson, =
302 w. Lake VI. "a
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

GROSERNIA do sprzedania z powo-
du nieporozumien:a wspolnikow ia
MO. 2O01 n. Oakley ave. -
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA chlopcow IA do 16 lat
Diamond Whip Co., 4G6 N. Curtis III.
bIisko Grand ave. 20
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA ,rubbers' 1 ,s~prayers' -
PREY meblach, dobre ,godz;ny i do
bra zapiata. Is S. Racine ave., W ty-
lie. %
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA micdej panny do lex
kiej >domowej roboty. Dwoje we "a
milii, niema prania, dobra zaplata.
Zglosic sic do sklepu. 1915 W. Divi-
sion ul. John P. Sydor, Telefon Bel
mont 1860. 1S-1S-22-2S
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA robctnikow do piracy,
extra gangs i sections W Wyoming.
Nebraska, South Dakota, Iowa, Min
nesota; podroz z~apiacona. Zgiosi6 sic
Polski' agent, Louis Jeanis, 6 S. Ca
nal III. Freeland Bros. Xxx
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA mezezyzn do beilowania
W junk Staple, dobra zaplata. 1886
w. Huron Ill. %
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA doswiadczonego prasow
nika PREY damskich serzowyeh suk-
mach. Staia praca. Mitchell Bros.
Co. 367 W. Adams Ill.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA baIwierza ma wieezory
soboty. 200 n. Ro5ey ul. 2S
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA kobiety do szorowania
apteki X~elowskiego. 1868 Miiwau-
kse ave. zS
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA 'mezczyzn "a ,~janitorow'
do budynku. Plaza Sis ma pocza--
TEX, dosyfadczenie ME p%otrzebne.. =
929 Milwaukee ave-, 2gie pietro.
Pom. Wtor, ST. KID
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22
CITIZENS RROWARMA

ma ma sprzedaz IS mlodych koni, kiaczy
/ muiow, wazacych 900 do 1900 funtow.
Cena $50 i wyzej. Odpowiednie do uzy-
tku ma farme lub W miescte, takze 100
uprzezy i rome wozy. Konie MONA 20
baczyc kAzdego dnia wlacZaiac n!c,!Z:e-
lie 2762 ARCHER AVR r6g Throop. 3
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRzEBA pomocnikow, dobra Ia
plata. Stala praca. 1928 Carroll Nv.
%
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

PoTRZEBA KOBIET Do MYCIA
STATKOW, ST. TYGODNIOWO. -
1904 n. CLARK III. %
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

PoTRzEBA doswiade2onyeh kfesze-
.niarek przy surdutach. 1924 West
North ave. ~
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA pomocn,kow kowala i
wykohczarzy PREY wozach. Mare
mont Mfg. Co., GIG S. Wabash ave.
26
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

POTRZEBA piekarza ma pierwsza e
Ike i pomocnika. 1900 Huron vi. %
POTRZEBA kobiet do mycia naczyn
dobra zaplata. 114S n Ashland ave.,
blisko Division. 70
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-06-22

DIVA domy ma jednej locie przeszio
$50 rentu m~iesiecznie, sprzedam "a
pol darmo, bez agenta. Wiedomo56:
1912 Milwaukee ave. "a
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-03-26

the treaty stipuiations. outside the
league Of nations covenant. This can
be accumulated through modus
vivendi which does not require the
sanction of the United States Senate
ito become operative. II is In reality
"a gent1emen's agreement among the
nations concerned on a splan for the
practical carrying out OF desired
course OF action. 1t is a short cut
across lots, to reach a given point.
What President Wilson may do with
the treaty and the league OF nations
covenant may then be left to his de.
termination. Important business In
terests are not concerned very much
at present with his future course IN
that direction, but are deeply interest
cd in the modus viyendi which will
bring order out Of existing chaos re-
specting the relations OF the United
States to Germany and to the rest OF
Europe in the settlement Of affairs
arising out OF the war.
The confirmation by the Senate OF
the nomination of cambridge Colby TO
be secretary of state and the immedi.
ate assumption OF the duties OF the
office by the new incumbent will be
lOlIOMGNt ~ ID Sdluy very SuOElly ny du-
nouncement OF the next steps to be
taken in clearing up the debris OF
the war, in which so many vital Ameri
can interests are entangled.
The new secretary OF state is count
cd upon to be in complete sympathy
with the Presidents views and to be
in possession of knowledge concerning
his plans and wishes. Team work be-
tween the White House and the State
department is therefore confidently
expected.
Still another phase Of the situation
arising out OF rejection of the treaty
OF peace is the question of how peace
shall be legally and technically. re.
stored between the United States and
Germany. While in point OF fact, there
is profound peace between the two ma.
lions, and certain amount of com
mercial exchange has even started on
the record the two countries are still
at war.
The proposal of the Republican ma.
jority in the Senate to declare peace
through a resolution OF Congress is
not acceptable to the President at this
time. The disposition of the majority
leaders is to let the situation rest for
few weeks until the President can
see his way clear to adopting their
suggestion or proposing some method
which would be calculated to receive
the assent Of Congress.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-03-26
by Frocks
Bearing the Mark
of French Fashioning

Far better qualities than one u.s.
ualy finds are these newly arriv-
ed offerings. Every wanted fabric
and every popular style are re-
presented making this quite the
best opportunity of the season to
select your Frocks. The woman
who is thinking about her sum-
mer wardrobe will welcome these
advance models.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-03-26

Kidneys rheumatism, umbago, neuralgia rops pains
the back spots before the eyes, dizziness plnes pufs
under the eya the results of poson that the kidneys fail
lilter out of the blood.
The simple All you need something will get
che uric acid out of the system Nothing this SO Of
fecyey and safely DR. Percss Anuric antiueacid Tab
which cost only 60 cents in drug Anuric unusual
medicine that does uric acid much the water dis
solves sugar salt 1t will pay well take your
kidneys and health by taking Dr. Pierces Anuric Tablets
BY writing Dr. Pieroes 1nvaids Hotel in Buffalo NJ r. and
sending samples you have unay free of charge Send 100
taE trial Of tablets SOC foe Medical Adviser
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-03-26
by Skirts

The smartest Skirts we have ever
seen (and we have seen all the
new seasons models) are these we
are now recommending to your
attention. Every tiniest new fash
ion idea is represented among
them and a host of materials for
every conceivable requirement.
The 0sgood's Skirt prices are NOT
at all high.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-03-26
by Blouses

Among the newest Spring modes
are several Blouses made of tri-
colette and, besides their richness,
their moderate prices surely will
attract much favorable attention.
Mr.. Osgood brought a number
with him-they are really worth
seeing at once. Other new Blouses
of very excellent quality Georg-
cite are offered, too. s.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-03-26
alAI;eas Pegs Better Than Taking
Care of Yourself
Taking

Men seem to care
more for money than
they DO fe- nss;:h.
They do not seem to
realize that it pays bet
ter to take care of
health than to take caro-
of business. The best
asset any one can have
is healthy kidneys. The
kidneys are more i'm
portant than a bank
account, for healthy
kidneys will keep you
alive, while a big bank
balance won't.
The sions IF had
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-11-12
Poopy as Memorial Flower,

The poppy seems fated to go down
into history as the memorial flower
of the American Legion" 1t was the
common scarlet variety of that flow
er that grows so freely in waste
places that won the regard of the men
overseas, for it bloomed on, about
them, and often the flower was the
only beautiful thing the soldiers saw
for days upon days.
The poppy is one Of the oldest
flowers in the worlds literature, and
has been sung in verse and men-
toned in holy books by all races. The
Oriental poppies are of orange-crim-
son with black centers and large seed
bags which burst and scatter the seed
in all directions. Other famous varie-
ties include the slender Iceland poppy,
the yellow California variety and the
big double flowers. None of them have
any perfume, but depend upon their
beauty Of form and color to attract
and hold the senses.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-11-12
OLD MAN Still HALE AND
HEARTY; WORKS every
DAY AND PRAISES
new remedy
In Bed for Months He Was Too
Weak to Stand Up.
TAKES HYP0-C0D
REGAINS HEALTH

81 certainly am indebted to this new
tonic Hypo-Cod,' declared VIM. E.
Gilbert, 1869 Battery Ave, Baltimore,
Md. "It put me back on my feet in
fine shape, and although I'm now over
seventy years of age, Pm working
every day and feeling fine.
"For months l was spending most
of my time in bed with two doctors
part of the time. Nervous indigestion
had made me so weak and bad could
hardly stand on my feet. l had bad
cough too and pains in my chest and
q general breakdown kept me away
from work and in bed for months. My
appetite was gone too, but Earle's
Hypo-Cod built me up-gave me new
appetite and with plenty of strength
and free of all those old troubles I've
been working regularly since and
praise Hypo-Cod to the sky everytime
1 get a chance 1t does the work and
it is pleasant to take too," continued
Mr.. Gilbert.
Good health, more strength, better
appetite, strong lungs, steadier nerves
and richer blood means better work.
easier work and more fun out of life
and 1t costs very little when you stop
and think.
Earle's Hypo-Cod is simply newer.
more modern, more powerful tonic
and is so pleasant to take even chill
dren love it and elderly folks say it
agrees perfectly with the weakest
stomach. See formula on bottle. Drug
gists, chemists and experts assert it Is
an ideal tonic. Drop in at the drug
store tonight and get bottle or two
and give it a trial.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-11-12
MADE THE BREAK COMPLETE
No Possible Question of Future Rec
onciIiation Between Mabel and
Her Former Fiance.

81 am glad I broke my engagement
with Tom," Mabel observed indignant
ly. "He's no real gentleman"
"Why, 1 have always thought him
one," Tess commented in surprise.
"What has he done?"
"Well, I sent him back his presents
that is. all except the diamond ring
and a few other things that /
thought I was really entitled to, con-
sidering how many times he had taken
dinner at our house and all, and asked
him to return mine"
"Well, did he refuse?"
"He did not He not only sent back
a box of cigars, unopened, and a pen
wiper and a knit necktie, but he sent
also five boxes of face powder, saying
that he estimated that to be about the
quantity he had taken away on BIS
coat during the time we were en-
gagged"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-11-12
BIG ULCER
ALL HEALED

"Here is another letter that makes me
happy" says Peterson, of Buffalo. Zone
that I would rather have than a thousand
dollars.
Money isn't everything in this world.
There is many a big hearted rich mar
who would give all he has on earth to be
able to produce a remedy with such
mighty healing power as Peterson's Oint-
ment, to sell at all druggists for IS cents
large box"
Dear Sirs:-
ST was an untold sufferer from old run
ming sore and ulcers. I had tried most
everything without any relief fron, pain.
A friend told me of your wonderful oint-
mint and the first box took away the
pain that had not left me before in years.
and after using just nine dollars worth
Of the salve am cured. The ulcer was
inches by 61a inches is all healed and I
can walk. Never, never will be without
Peterson's again.
You may use this to recommend your
ointment, If you wish. I cannot say enough
to praise it." Yours truly, Mrs: Albert
Southcott, Medina, N. 2. Mail orders
flled by Peterson Ointment Co., Inc, Buff
calo, N. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-11-12
HARD TO LIVE UP TO THESE
Speakers Would Do Well Indeed II
They Matched the Work Credited
to the Painters.

John Brookbank, commander-in-chief
Of me $50 Richmond business men
who are soliciting money for the $780,
600 endowment of Earlham college,
was speaking to the men at the daily
noon luncheons held in the basement
of the Grace M. E. church. He was
congratulating them on their good
work and exhorting them to greater
efforts in the future. He said:
ITO gain success in this enterprise,
as in any, we must make it real and
lifelike, = something that peo-
pie can see is worth while and vital
and living. Why, we must do as good
as the painter who drew a picture of
a cat so lifelike that ten minutes after
he hung it on the wall there were fieas
on it"
President Edwards arose and said:
"Or we must do as well as the other
painter who drew a picture of men.
This painter threw the drawing of the
hen In the waste basket. but 1t was
so life-like that it just lay there. In
dianapolis News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-11-12
Matrimonial Boom in Japan.

Japanese find close connection be-
tween money and marriage by read
ing the lessons of the financial depres
sion in Japan. The passing of easy
money making has caused rush tc
the Japanese matrimonial agencies
and women are leading in the rush.
In prosperous times the agency Gus
toners are men looking for wives, but
now, say matrimonial managers, the
old order is reversed. In view of the
approaching "hard times" women seem
to be seeking safety in the protection
of husbands. One result of the fem
mime advances is a marked increase
in marriages.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-11-12
STRANGE.

'"There's one thing 1 can't under
stand about these spirit communion
tions," remarked Mr.. Brown as he
finished reading the account of a
highly successful seance.
"What's that, John, dear?" asked
his wife.
"Why, you never hear of a departed
soul having gone any other place ex-
cept straight to heaven"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-11-12
Absurditjes in Attire,

II must say" remarked the derisive
person, that man looks ludicrous in
the clothes his wife goes out and buys
for him."
Maybe" replied Mr.. Growcher.
"But not any more ludicrous in my
opinion, than his wife does in the
clothes she goes out and buys for her
SELF
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-11-12
"Bilt" Never Saw a Locomotive.

Critic-You have written fine
play. There is one scene in particu-
lar that even Shakespeare could not
have produced.
Author-You flatter me. Which
scene do you refer to?
Critic-The railroad accident in the
last act.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-11-12
No Necessity.

at is a pity your husbands temper
will not allow him to get along we'll
with the servants. hope he will not
have an explosion with your new
cook"
"He couldn't. She lit the fire this
morning and then poured on gaso-
line
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-11-12
Savages Poor Physically.

The natives of the African jungle,
instead of being the lusty savages of
Imagination, are for the most part
physically below par. The majority of
them are malnourished and diseased
and marked physical defects are COM
mon
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-11-12
Something Lacking

I've pencils, pens and paper white,
Erasers and a quart of ink.
What great poem l now might write
Could I but contrive to think.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-11-12

"Wo1ldn't that woman give you
your dinner for sawin' up pile of
wood?" asked Meandering Mike
"Yes," answered Plodding Pete.
But I called the deal off. AS soon
as l looked at the woodpile I lost my
appetite"