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St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1920-11-06

Rub-My-Tism is a great pain XIII
or. 1t relieves pain and soreness
caused by rheumatism, Neuralgia
Sprains, etc.-Adv.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1920-11-06
Smith Hardware Co., Dealers

accordance Herewith.
BY order of the Court.
GUY A. SMITH,
oc23-3t Dy. Clerk OF Court.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1920-11-06

sUM-MO COFFEE for sale at St.
Tammany Hay & Grain Warehouse,
Covington, La. nz@
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1920-11-06

Twenty-Sixth Judicial District Court,
Parish of St. Tammany,
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1920-11-06

MaaFe hay While the sun shines
Do It with a Walter Wood Mower
and Rake We have a big stock on
hand, / and 2 horse, at the riga.
prices. H. J. Smiths Sons. au21
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

3 Enragsd. the boy brings about the
wldoWer's death by Installing a gun
| In a vlctr0la. where & is discharged
I by an electric device as the widoWer
The spirit OF the girls mother solves
I this murder.
The acting Is superb. Leading
honors went 20 Howard Lang as the
amateur student OF spiritualism. was
convincing, and the author vas pleas
ing as the noted detective
Regina Wallace had a difficult role
as the WidoWers daughter, and her
work hardly could have been in
proved upon
A Musical Comedy That's Different.
John Murray Anderson has accom-
plshed the impossible He has pro-
quced musical comedy that Is dig
what's IN a Name is the name.
w hats ii All Ahout would have
been better Whatever 10 was. IL
came 70 LIE az the Maxine Elliott
tneater and bids lair to remain there
some time.
seenieaiiy. it IS gorgeous crsa-
tion- Ut tnere was plot originally
it must have been lost IN the Shuttle
somewhere II was not present at the
premiere The whole thing is a Dot
pcurrl OF vaudeville There is a great
deal Of good comedy. some splendid
good-lOoklng girls that do not hurt
the eyes il Is a good evenings en-
,erIainmenti and after 81, that Is all
that counts.
-Hole IN the Waus Freak Crook Play.
The Punch and Judy theater has
housed some weird Attractions. but
IL is a safe bet that 10 never shell
tered anything as strange as The
Hole En- the WaL.f now there It's a
crook play with a little bit Of every
kind Of stuff known TO the under
world IN It.
But The hole In the WALL In spite
OF its tncou gruities. was not lacking
IN interest and it had the ADVANTAGES
o. being clevely put together. Pos
sloly Arthur Jackson the author.
laughed At his own material. but at
least be did the best for IL possible
BY constructing his play intellieently.
Miss Martha Hedmau PLAYED the
simple little heroine ferVently and
q bit explosiYely- She was very much
IN earnest and quite Inclined 10 suf-
fer. AT first you saw her in black.
very mournruls then she had Just
dlned at the "Ritz" in elegant deco
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

sive candy eatln' rruE condine1 9
children Il could be zurbed, hur
fully matured. supposedly Intelligent
people are tn principal offenderl.
Candy eatin' ruins IA desire fer sub
atuntinl feeds an works No end O.
hardship an disnppolutnaenf on
mothers an wives. aAnybudly dhct
knows anything knows what knp-
pens when aoufe member OF q huu1e-
held gifts perEnickety about l1er eat
iu'.n said squire swallow, a. he save
Fan Morpa tn custody OF her 1cveH
children an ordered her ku1han1 cut
o. town. In q raid on q social cluh
IN IN X. o p. buildin5 last nirhf.
Constable Plum conflaclted ore oulin
board a complete candy maxim est
flf an a ukeleIe- Pinty Kerr nlvn
that When Their used 4 Be regular So
looms with Ailnda an screens 80
sarved-off door. you eould ten ever
fellow IN town By hls feet.-ccDg-
riEht National HswspspsF ssrTisa-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17
By The Noted
Indicna Huuorst

candy an sweet drinks. Candy conn
tiers are crowded. ever'buddy you
shake hands with stick 4 you, wills
kers are fun o. peanut candy an teeth
are rapidly succuuIbinf q tn Irrational
munchin' o. candy. TiIford Noofr l.
cuuEhr with n lot - hogs an a fall
In market an his wheat q nrroutlu'
In IN shocks while he nfbbIea an
sips In tieorgeOplesosis' candy bnznr.
Mrs. En- Moots says her boy started
ont year ago vita fair education
an. red checks an gave ever promise
o heEln good steady hufsler. Later
ne Aeil IN with evil companions an
tn matted mllk habit got tn best o.
hln1- From matted milk a nut sun
dnes WA but short step. Vow all
his enrnin's have been FILTERED away
Ger tn marble har o. tn aIlurIns
candy den. n day he's a familiar
figure, fat an sulloEF, as he ,fnbbIes
along from one sody fountain 4 an
other, an hell 20 4 any length 4
git cnndy OF q soft drink. II exces-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17


I DON'T know how Il is where You
are at but where we are at most
OF the conversation amist the
mouse WlLes these days Is swapping
recipes for things that you don't eat
and how much kick there IS in this
one or that one and how big a 6. Of
alcohol and etc Ladys that use 70
refuse grape juice high ban because
DC had the word high ban in Il are
now wondering what can they put 80
grape juice to give It a waiiop and
most ot them has quit carrying pow
der puIlE around with them so as TO
make room in their bag for cake
Before Belgian begun the last war
with EUROPE the Germans was sup
posed TO be the greatest chemists in
the world but IL hard study and per-
sistents gets people any place, why
the opposing sex VIII soon be wearing
ereat big registered pharmist badge
on their apron
can remember back in the old CO.
lonial days when women done their
own cooking, why they use to be a
lot o. rivalrys around the different
neighborhoods about whether Sallie
Adams could bake nicer bread than
Amy Madison and etc. And then come
q long stretch Of yrs when the women
couldn't no more understand q COOK
book than q time table. and when
their husbands was hungry, why they
a-a-- Ga LIN II AAN IT anu re-- aAA NV
the prohibition waves has hr0uEhten
back all the old rivalrys and jeal-
ousys, only row the argument in old
New EnEland is, witch IS the best
brewer, Sarah Stein or Becky Cold
herg2
No Home Talent.
Well friends since the saloon be-
come the rich mans club been spend
Ing most OF my evenings around in
different peoples houses because
they don't seem 20 be nobody in my
own home that has got the brewing
instinct Wen I nave tried every
thing that was set Ia front Of me and
most OF &c IS what you might call
neither here nor there but once in a
vile you run acrost a correction that
brings back the old haunting memo
rFs and every time ] get q taste al
one OF these why 7 kind OF call the
hostess 10 one side and get her idears
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17
Horse Still Needs Protecting Hand
OfHumane Society," Which Seems To
Haze Passed With Coming Of Auto

every day observations and after an
effort 70 locate IN this county a So
ciety for the protection Of dumb ami
mails. Some say that FL Paso has an
organization OF this type. but the
manner In which It remains buried
from the field OF action calls for q
protest from the horse himself and
the people who look with pity on
hundreds OF poor creatures in this
county which are turned loose on
the road side 20 die, or which are
being chained 70 the shafts without
due consideration as 10 feed and
@aas e PAso county a humane
society,"
and again. and the answer comes
back with a tone Of doubt
Deprived Of Just Reward
II Fl Paso has a humane society
Il IS thought that a spirit OF action
would bring about a proper consider
alton BY owners Of horses in this
section. who give odd dobbin" more
than his share Of earthly duties. but
deprive him OF his just remuneration
in return
Lovers Of animals in Fl Paso
should sound the death knell 70 cruel
treatment OF animals. and place them
in Black Beauty's" shoes while he
was serving & mistress who applied
not the whip, but gave him the bit
and an abundance OF food.
A cast Of the eyes toward the AMI
mai world VIII be met with a look
OF pitiful appeal from many a horse.
an appeal for a bite to eat and a
cure for the pains caused by the
whip, an appeal for a lighter load
and a kinder master. Bis appeals
in the past have been in vain.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

Jefferson Shrewbury Mutt our cam
paiEn manager has notified US that
he has selected Col IRA Clam as
marshal Of the grand Dudley-for-
president parade to be held on Broad
way late this month Mr.. Mutt Is
sure the colonel is just the man for
the job as il was he who wrote the
well-known limerick;
There WIS young lady named Blaine
Whose face always gave me pain.
She looked IN n store
And II made the clerks sore.
Oh she was fierce-IOOl-inE Jane.
ANY man who can turn out such
beautiful rhymes deserves the highest
OF honors always.
We wish 70 announce that we spent
most Of last week in Washington
and while there. had a look at the
White House When we take pos
session We intend to establish a free
lunch counter at the east gate and
have a side-shoW on the lawn for the
amusement OF the visiting Limerick
ers. Included in the show VIII be
Hobo. the Loving Motorman. and
Unclean Annie. who eats mud. Other
hiEh-class attractions viii be en-
gagged and the whole show win be
free 20 LimerickerB.
Now today's puzzle rhyme. Liner
ickers refers TO something that viii
burn but will not sing. II you can
find the missing word drop every
thing and send II in together with a
check FOR $500 and a nice basket OF
posies. Here's the trick Limerick.
There was a young fellow named
wAo smoked a cigar called Old
gcrafchs
II wouldn't stay lit.
And he worried a bit,
And yelleds saGolly, who's got a -f7
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17
Ring Lardner PurLoins Recipes
For Making Beverages With Kicks

it's side and roll back and 4th- on 81
like you was drowning. Add the yolk
OF an olive and a cake Of yeast and
one raisin. Cook in a slow oven.
Scotch whisky.
Add the Juice Of four golf clubs to
the yolk Of one caddy and pour into a
plaid bag stand near the bag for
several yrs. saying -Hootch morn
Drop a raisin and cake OF yeast IN
IL Do the highland fling and blow
Put a Harry Lauder record on the
phonograph and set IL near the bag
Change needles and replace all dfvots.
bourbon whisky.
Add a cake OF yeast to one order Of
corn on the cob and MUNICH il thor
oughly.
Add q cake Of yeast TO some junior
hops. Dip the brush in hot water and
moisten the beard thoroughly Put
some - shaving cream on the
brush and work Up q good lather.
Pour it into the above. The kick
comes from the guys that drink II.
Cream de Menthe.
Take the juice OF q certain brand
Of chewing gum and mix Il with a
cake Of yeast. Look for the spear
Those is the ones friends witch
picked up witch I can guarantee and
you can try them or not witch IS
neutral TO me as Tar as I am con-
cerned, but they have all been tried
here in the Yeastern part Of the grand
old c. s A and every one Of them is
a knock out.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17
CANDY DRUNKARDS.

which she had received from her
futher's estate an maintained thar
tn candy dealers excrted n bad in
fluence Ger her husband. Upon his
promise 4 struiEhten up an be n man
Mr.. Bud WIZ released an ordered q
show mp ut IN court twice daily fer
four years This a. only one o. III
many candy an matted milk eases
TINT have cloEEed squire Swallows
court since tn state went dry. III
consumption % candy an noualco-
holie DRINKS f. Etendily incrensln' an
tn nntrunl loneln' fer wholesome
food O. diminishln'. Homes an entln'
places are feelin' tn inrouds o. candy
eatin'- Employers o. labor are alarmed
Ger tn fnllin' OFF OF efficiency
among ther workers. Feilers that
used 4 light n pipe ever fifteen min
uteN now uuurau piece OF candy
ever two minutes. Our doctors are
on tn run day an night treufin' eases
Of succhurine flnbbiuess an diabetes
due 4 tn abnormal consumption o.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

THE story OF Black Beauty" has
filled thousands with a kind feel
ing toward animals OF the horse
class. for this story spoke the Ian
Euage Of the horse through q life Of
struggle under a harsh master. and
life under a kind master.
Because a horse Is not blessed with
the power Of making himself under
stood by man, humane societies have
been formed n most sections OF the
country 70 enforce kindness toward
dumb creatures and TO teach the hu-
man race that the use OF the horse
has been in the past. and Is 70 a
great extent today an enormous fac
tor in keeping the nation alive.
The Friend Of Man
"Old Dobbin" has proved himself
IN many Instances a great friend 10
man. The eye OF q wee baby in
swaddllnE clothes roll with admira-
ton at the first sight OF a horse.
and the real man and woman gives
this animal its just station In this
world, knowing fun vel that he
pulled their fathers and mothers
over hill and across rivers for hun
drsos Of miles that they might. en-
joy the freedom OF q new country.
The hum OF automobile and the
power OF the truck and tractor has
caused this speedy generation, how
ever. TO overlook the treatment Of
these animals to such an extent that
the foreign people in this country
permitted TO inflict their own kind
Of treatment. which surely would be
resented II the horse could throw
away the shackleE OF slavery and
speak the tongue OF man.
This story Is brought about by
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

I TPON n complaint OF his wife. Lafe
" Bud was arraigned before squire
Marsh swallow, this m0rnin',
charged with failure 4 provide, de-
sertton an bein' an hnbitunI candy
drunkHrd. Ms. Bud related that
she'd repeatedly pleaded with various
candy dealers not 4 sell q her hus-
band an named n certnin livery
stable keeper a. actin ns a inter
mediury between her husband an
tn candy stores. She said that she
had found cRrnmela hidden about tn
cellar an other out o. tn way places
that upon remonatrntin' With her
husband he had struck her an
threatened her life-thnt once, after
he had been absent from home fer six
days, he WIZ found In tn Greco
Roman candy kitchen. She reported
that her baby WIZ without winter
elOthin' an that tn coal WIZ out.
she asked fer tn custody o. Their child
an Their weddfn' gifts. she corn
PINNED that he had sauandered SIS
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17
Polish Soldiers Mach
to Front Barefoofed

Warsaw. Poland. April 1I.-Suffer-
ing in Poland this winter dr8 70 shoe
shortage Is beyond calcuiation. IN
three words. the story Is exposure.
pneumonia and death. The whole
leather and boot industry has been
wrecked By the war. and even lll
task OF providing footwear for The
army IS more than the government
can handle. Soldiers marching 20 the
'front.' their feet wrapped in straw o.
rags. are q common sight. Shoes TO-
civilians are almost impossi5le 70 buy.
One poor woman who had secured
Job at shorelinE sidewalks cane &c
the American Red Cross % ask td7
shoes One would do AL right" she
modestiF explained. One for M
shovel foot 7 have rags enough fo-
the left
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

! lstts ana a pink sortis da n1I-and
Still later she was CARRIED IN the alu-
sive orientalism OF the seersss-crooh
psychic queen OF the underworld ~
rate
John Halliday vas the ~repcrter
detective" a hyphenated curlo that
was almost unique-and Mr.. Halliday
played with much gusto- Vernon
Steele was acceptable as alias the
Fox" and Miss Cordelia 1LacDonald
made 2 genuine shreW OF the role In
trusted 70 her. AIuriei Tindzl VIII
Doris Moore were Al quite coupe-
tent
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17
A Musical Comedy That's
Different and New Freak
Crook Play on Broadway.

NEW YORK. April 1.-THE best
IN -spookr play OF the ssason-and
there have been many OF them
this year along Broadway-has Just
arrived at the Bi1ou theater. spon-
sored by Al H Woods. il is ~rhe
bur. who plays one OF the leading
roles.
The play. despite its name. Is q
drama treating the subject OF splr-
itualism in an entirely serious vein.
There is nothing irreverent to be-
levers fl sDiritualism in the play
and on the other hand. AZ is not
purely an attempt 70 Increase inter-
est in psy clics- A love story Is very
cleverly worked into the drama and
there are enough lighter moments 10
prevent anyone from becoming bored.
The CHARACTERS are an amateur
psychic, his friend a renowned de-
tsctiye, fake psychic. wealthy
WidCWers his daughter and adopted
son and an ex-convlct who was a pal
OF the fake psychic.
The fake spiritualist has establish ed
himself as q man OF mystery in a
small town The widower is his vic
tim, the 1aker making him believe
that through him the widoWer can
hold communication with his dead
wife.
Plenty Of Complications.
Complications fairly abound. The
faker. whose Identity is unknown to
his victim had once wrecked the
Widower's home. Turing his wife
away. The vile had left him and re-
turned 20 her home just before she
died. Il was through the knowledge
that he had gained while with the
woman that the faker was able 70
carry out his deception with the
widower. Finally, however. in copy
ing a supposedly fake message from
the departed spirit. the faxer receives
a genuine message It tells the Wild
over that the fake psychic, Is the
man who ruined his home and IS then
dipping him In q moment Of rage
The uidoWer Stays the fake medium.
The adopted son Is in love with his
foster sister The father learns the
boy IS a dope fiend and refuses TO
permit him TO marry his daughter.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

Copyright. 1890. by the Bell Syn
dieate. Incl
Another Ring W. Lardner article
viii appear in these columns a week
from today
Mr, Lnrdner VIII report the Repub-
lean and Democratic national conven-
lions for The Herald This f. going
to be worth watching for.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

CIf you can't answer these questions, rsi
somebody 20 kick you seven times.)
Who first staged the play, "A Fori.
in the Dark Meat" and who wasn't
the author2
what year did the BIootch theater
burn down and how many quarts Of
booze did the firemen drink that
night7
who Is today looked on as the
greatest actor in Tsleta- Texas. and
how near has he ever come TO star
vation2
What great actress was Il who
yanked of her blonde wig in a scene
in The FryinE-Pau's Morar and
threw u at a cockrozch that was
viciousiy approaching herr
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

Lyle Andrews, manager OF the Van
derbilt theater. has commissioned
Harry Allen Jacobs, architect. 10 out
line a plan whereby the seating ca
pzcity of the house can be enlarged
The popularity OF Irene" now At
that theatsr. has pointed ont the need
OF more seats.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

Snarto- nine ~ n. q T-,i-r-o- -s-s--
and his chums played movies" On e
cellar OF No. 81 Johnson street. one
boy was a e1ad mani and carried
gun The gun went of in the drama
and Sparto was wounded IN the left
thigh. bis condition Is not serious
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

Mr.. Bailey was thinking deeply.
Just as he was about to reply. Dun
ninEer said. Isn't that a little high2'
But haven't told you my price. q"
said Mr.. Bailey.
Il know you haven't" said the wish
tor but you were going 10 say s250.
Won't you take lessg"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

The selwyn interests have accepted
a play by Samuel Shipman and J. R.
Ritby for production next season.
The central figure OF the story ls one
Of international literary fame. The
play has not been named
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

Topeka. kan. April 17.-Ths young
est tLrst-elass boy scout il Kansas
became scout on HE twelfth birth
day anniversary. was made = second
class scout one month later and has
juzt been advanced 70 The firgt-ciass
rank
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

The Americanizati0n COMMITTEES OF
the National Federation OF Music
clubs viii stage sn elaborate musical
spectacle called The Farmers
Frolic," at the Lexington theater.
April Is. More than 100 people win
be IN the show.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

oliver Morosco announces that he
viii revive The Bird OF Paradise" on
a large scale.
June Caprice has returned from a
tour o. the south. where she visited
six Marcus LoeE theaters-
Myrtle Tannehiu has been added
Fulton
Cecil Lean viii put a new song
called" Soak the PrOfiteer" in Look
Who's Here"
The 150th performance Of Ny Lady
Friends" was given At the Comedy
theatsr this week
The Tooth performances OF The Pas
sion Flower" was given at the Bel
mont theater.
ooh. Henry" the new farce in which
Dallas Wexford has the chief comedy
role. is receiving excellent reviews
on tour.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE.
rs the author rehesrsinE his play1'
HFes, the playwright's trying 20
get his play right"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

A pretty girl named Mary
sat on her fellcr's lap.
Oh, he was curefui-rery,
And did not LET her drnp.
Her mother came and saw them,
Then started quite n row.
The dog two bones did gnnW them
Then hnrked, sWOcf. Toofi Bow
WOTi
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17
About BroadtOay Plays And Players

NEW YORK, April Though
IN cursed with the snyness OF an
auctioueer, Ed Wynn manages
somehow 10 keep on the stage during
almost the whole course OF his
carnival" and then scrambles over
the fOOtlights 70 say goodnight TO
his audience at the New Amsterdam
theater. The rest OF the time he has
nothing to do but change his funny
There's none OF the nonchalance Of
Raymond Hitchcock about wynn.
He is always busy az something,
from explaining the plot 20 helping
the acrobats Popping out here and
there Unexpectedly, he is like a jack
in-the-boX working overtime But II
he feels a heavy responsibility rest
ing on him. he doesn't FOR a moment
let you feel It. he wrote most Of
here's one OF the jokes; he has a
neck like a ypeWriter-under wood .
But Wynn really doesn't deserve to
have that thrown IN his race Tor no
matter what he says or does he is
abEurdly funny. His good nature and
energy are equally remarkable. As
a fiddler and a lightning calculator
he falls back unblushingly upon
familiar stunts, yet he never becomes
tedious.
An exceedingly clever little girl is
Miss Lillian Fitzgerald She has g
real gift OF mimicry, and her imita-
ton OF q French music hall singer
Is good enough TO be true Miss
Fitzgerald and Wynn make such a
capital team that Wynn should make
more OF her. Then there's Trixie
Jennery, an agile toe dancer. and
Evan Burrows Fontaine, who goes In
for Egyptian eyrations, and as a re-
suit gets herself locked ont OF the
Sphinx for the night Regal and
Moore score one Of the hits Of the
performances as uncommonly Ektlful
acrobats with a sense OF humOr.
But Il IS Ed Wynn more than any
one else who makes the Carnival
Jolly hood fun
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

and copy them down and the result
Is that I have got a hold Of a few
recipes that's tried and true and am
going TO publish them for the benefit
OF my friends IN other parts Of the
country that still Graves stimulant
but not at $1,000 dollars q Of.
Rye whisky
Put a pt- Of sour milk IN a rain boil
Add the whites Of = doZ. Class C.
eggs and one order Of hashed brown
potatoes Go TO Rye Beach and pick
up a few beach nuts. Tip the Dbl on
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

Fulton theater. was in his office yes
terday when a tall dark young man
entered and announced himself as
DunninEer. "the Master Mind Of
Modern Mystery" He wanted TO rent
the theater for a series OF sunday
night psychic lectures and demon
STATIONS.
What viii rou charge ne per
niEht2" asked the visitor.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

Since receiving an autographed
photograph OF Charles Ray, the film
star. Otto Sapp Of Wellsvilie. wears
a sport shirt and poses nightly IN
front OF the opera house.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-17

Il Wouldn't stay lit.
And he worried a bit,
And yelleds saGol1y. who's got -