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The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16
MALE AND FEMALE

L. s. GOVERNMENT WANTS men, women
over Il. Hundreds permanent positions
open. S125 to $500 month. Short hours.
Common education sufficient. Write i'm
mediately for list positions. Franklin In
stitute. Dept. 131-H, Rochester. n. Y.
MAN OR WOMAN WANTED, salary SIC
full time. 75c hour spare time. selling
guaranteed hosiery TO wearer. Experience
unnecessary. International Mills, Norris
town. Pa
BOY or girl. 16 or Il years old, to act as
office mail clerk. Call at room 41G,
Central National Bank Building.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS.

c. r. Knowles to B. vanvechten,. lots
5O2-4. Muyane St. Elmhurst.....-$ /
c. Z. Curry to E. c. Campbell, pit. NV. 49,
c. IT.. bowman to +. j. Habieer, lots WV
27-2S block 13. Anbqrndnle; ...... I
lots 1SG-SS, CORTLAND ave-, Ken
WOO. and others. see rec. ........... 1
Cap. Bldg. & Loan to II. Foth, pit. e.
W II. Davis to L. Z. Rush, lots 49,
Az. Ohio ave. ]. Norton's add. !
W. H. Bunce to NJ. V. Lewis. lots 1G4-
o. pit; 81 and 50t to us Indiana =,
]. F. S1:per 20 d. W McNair. lots
13<=5 Western ave. Farnsworth PIX.
W. H. Bray to G. NJ. Cattreli. lot 4o1, w
s. u 80. Madison St. Shawnee Pl-. 200
Il. i; Coberly to W. Moeller pit. NV.
= pit T. NV. 9 4-i9- is. s :. 60
Stewart Farm Mtge. Co. to F. NJ,
Allen, lots e313-i5-17, Clay St, Q.
& Steele's add. ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. I
Il. ]. Tanner to Shaw. Agency Real
ty Go. lots 1857, ut. 1S9 Monroe
st. n. Park add. .................. 1
Shaw, Agency Realty Co. to G. A.
PS9rteogs, pit: lois "a. Euclid ave. i,
W. II. Corkill and others to F. Cor
kill, lots in Metsker's 3rd add. 49,. I
e. i. blk 1, ParkdaIe add. ........' 1,Ccc
III. Lindemann to II. r. williams,
:, lots 134-si Polk st;;f;-.,..;.:. 1
l. Miller 10 j. A. hltIocE, pit lots
'M2-G4-6 Lane St. W. II. Brooks
auu. -....-.-.-+...-..- ...--...-. OOuO
5. A. Swendson to NJ. c. Whitlock, pt.
lots $3.50 Lane ST., W. II. Brooks
II. G. schiiciiit;eir to +. Heinz. lots 81
10 II. Penn. ave, Highland Pk.-.. 1
y. Peterson to p. c. Croco, lot 1G3.
Monroe ST. -.-..---..-...-..... 4.UOJ
W. Il. Kirk to y. c. Nicholson. lots
1879. Woodward ave. J. NortOn's
L. Heinz to Ii. Schiiicitcr. lots SO
and Il. Underwood ave. Linden
Woou aNu
Shaw. II. * l.. Assn. to :. 4. Burns.
lot %. Harrison St. y. Topeka. 1
Cap. Il. & L. Assn. to Shaw. Agency
Realty Co. pit. lots 2S6-S Clay St.
loung's add. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16

$4,000 and $4,000

Six-room house at l401 Jackson St. All
modern except furnace. Not mu roo
ground. but a nice corner. Terms, 49,
cash, balance by the month to reHapIe
want to rent.
Cottage at 1884 Madison, newly remod-
el.ed into beautiful rooms, bath, porches
shade. room for car. A nice close In cor
ner. Price. $500, terms on part Il you
can pay $1,000 cash. Am offered $35 per
month rent, but will not rent. am selling.
ST., Phone Oh.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16
KNIGHTS TEMPlAR, ATTENTION

Sir Knights will assemble at asylum
Monday. October is. at 1:45 p. m. to
give Templar burial to SIR Louis Nor
rls Hopkins Wood. Services at Bonn
gardeners chapel at p. m. Visiting
knights meet with us
WILLIS COATES. Com.
GEO. W. McCLELLAND, Rec.
ADV.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16
WANTED FEMALE Help.

GOOD WAGES FOR HOME WORK =
We need you to make socks for us on
the FIST, easilylearned Auto Knitter. Ex-
sSnn'T M buy all you
Positively no contrasting. Yarn supplied.
Particulars for &c stamp. Dept 12GC, Auto
Knitter Co. Buffalo. n. Y.
WANTED IMMEDIATELY-W Z. S.
government wants filing clerks. S1.140-
S.410 year. Topeka examinations Deem
Der s. Sample questions free. Write i'm
mediately. Franklin Institute, Dept c25 II,
Rochester, n. Y.
WANTED : 80 neat girls for restaurants
and hotel, good wages. free transporta-
ton; woman cooks: pantry women; cham
bermaids: housekeepers; cashier girl to
learn soda fountain work, good wages;
FurnAan's Employment Office, Jog W. sth.
CLERKS. typists, (women over IL for
government departments. 1920 monthly.
Experience unnecessary. For free -particu
lars of examinations. write T. Leonard
former Civil Service Examiner). 12f2
Equitable Building. Washington, d. C.
TEACHERS - Emergency vacancies. ele
mentary. secondary, college. universities
all kinds. Salaries high. Write dualifi-
cations. Cline Teachers Agency, Boise,
Idaho.
WANTED-Girls for lunch counter ami
waitress work for our houses in Kansas
and Oklahoma. Good wages with room and
board while learning. Apply to manager.
Harvey House. Santa Fe station
WANTED-Girl in the nutigraph depart
ment experience not necessary. knowl-
edge Of typewriter preferred Room II.
WANTED-Woman to keep house for man
with children, in country, good pay.
Phone 2643 Black.
FIRST CLASS laundress wanted FOR
private family. Phone lbs.
WANTED-Women and girls. Eagle Cigar
factory. I0S710 Jackson st. \
WANTED : dishwasher at the Choco-
late Shop.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16
WANTS
Nd MIStEI LANEOUS ADS
LOST AND FOUND.

LOST-Large red bill fold containing two
800 liberty bonds and number of notes
and mortgages. Very liberal reward for
return to VIM Raemer. 30 West 9th. Phone
LOST-Kappa Sigma fraternity pin, at
fair grounds. J. A. Heating and 5S79 on
edge. Liberal reward. Phone A. c. Keat-
ing 142, or Black 2060.
LOST-Small black Spaniel, tan markings.
male. blind in one eye. So reward. W.
c. Hindman. 6;sS Polk.
LOST-White Spitz dog with brown ears.
Answers to the name of Jim. 1905 North
Central ave. Reward. Please return.
LOST-A pair of turquoise rim glasses,
between Sumner school and 115 Fillmore.
Phone 3053 BLACK.
LoST-Young Collie, half grown; reward.
Call 2S07 K-2
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16
Boy Wanted, Over Is Years
of Age. Apply at once.
EDWARDS CLOAK co.
COS Kansas Ave.

TAXICAB DRIVERS-Men of good char
acter, who know the streets and can
drive Ford. Do not confuse these jobs
with the old time hack drivers. We are
in the transportation business. Steady
employment. good wages. Paynes, POS
West Sixth street
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16
$50 Acres-S32,OOO
1.-TWO TENANT HoUsEsl

~ E-NA-N4 I1OCCGoJ
Three mi. of railway and high school
town, &C mi. Topeka. As acres fine
alfalfa: 100 acres extra good grass
used for pasture. balance cultivated;
large, fine s-room modern house with
bath. furnace. etc; fine barns. cattle
sheds, granaries. machine sheds, etc. ::
all the. land lays nearly level: fine
water; terms $4,000 cash and balance
at 6 per cent; his is a fine grain and
stock farm.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16

WANTED = % corn huskers: % farm and
dairy hands: Is married farm couples.
good wnges. house. cow, fuel. garden !;
carpenters and helpers to ship railroad.
i. & b.; hospital nurse help; steam laun-
dry man for institution: 100 laborers for
Topeka; machinists, boilermakers and
timers for railroads; fry. cooks; head
cooks, young men to ship. hotel work
Furman's Labor Agency. 106 West sth.
TEACHERS = Emergency vacancies. ele-
mentnry, secondary, college. universities
all kinds. Salaries high. Write qualifi-
cations. Cline Teachers Agency, Boise,
WANTED = % laborers in Barton county,
railroad contractor; roc hr.; 10 carpenters
in Barton county for contractor top wages ::
steady work. Furman Labor Agency, 106
MEN-Age II to 81. Experience unneces-
sary. Travel; make secret Investigations,
reports. Salaries; expenses. American
Foreign Detective Agency. 291 st. Louis.
WANTED = Night pantry and scrub man.
good wages with room and board. An
ply to Manager of Harvey House, Santa
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. grocery clerk and
deliveryman and assistant bookkeeper.
Apply in person. Gem Grocery, 504 West
MEN WANTED for Detective work Write
j. Ganor, former Govt Detective, st.
Louis. Mo.
MEN WANTED for Detective work, experi-
inner Govt Detective. DanviIle. ILL.,.
FIREMEN. BRAKEMEN, $3.50 $500 month
", experience unnecessary. Write only,
Railway. care Journal.
WANTED-A grocery clerk with some ex-
perience in cutting meat. Dibble Grocery
Co. SO4 North Kansas ave.
WANTED-Press feeder Apply foreman
press room. CRIME & Co, East Sth.
WANTED-A man for farm work Call
2732 K-1.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16
40 Acres-S6.OOO

Close to Topeka. 80 a. cult, 10 a.
pasture: 5-room cottage; barn 24x54
#, NOV and room for horses and
cows, cribs. etc: grapes and other
fruit; fine water: woven wire around
10 ceres; other improvements.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16
FOR RENr-FURN1sHEp ROOMS

MODERN furnished sleeping room. private
family. Phone Red 5013, or call at 4Of
COS ". l0TH-Sleeping room for rent, two
young men preferred. Phone Blue 2213.
MODERN furnished room, close in. about
Oct II. Phone $40 Y. 623 W. sth.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16
100 Acres-S13,OOO

65 acres creek bottom, 100 acres
cultivated, Is acres fine timber. so
acres pasture, balance cultivated; 4
room house. new barn, cribs, granary;
other buildings: so acres OF fall wheat
will go with deal.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16
FOR SALE BY OWNER

Five rooms. and enclosed back
porch. front porch. newly painted and
nicely decorated. electric lights. city
water. fine shade. south front. paved
street car line. and convenient for the
shop man. Price s2,50o.o0. Terms.
Phone AS
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16
80 Acres=S6.OOO

Four miles high school and railway
town. y mile school. As miles Topeka;
40 acres in cultivation. 40 acres
grass: good set of small improvements.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16
WAETED-MALE HELP.
LABORERS WANTED

Also two good form builders for
concrete bridge near Richland, Kan.
Board in town. Come and see or
write A. n. Turner, Superintendent
Richland. Kan.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16

Boy SCOUT free employment bureau can
supply yeu with competent boy neIp.
Call at 100 In Sixth st. phone 40.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

WANTED-M1SCEL EOUS
WE PAY the highest price for cast-off
clothing, shoes, hats and 0Sercoats. Drop
card or Gull Gordon Bros. Loan Of
flee, 400 Kansas ave. Phone 1913.
WANTED-TO hear from owner of farm or
unimproved land for sale. Mrs. W.
Booth, Hipark, Des Moines, Ia.
WANTED-Odd jobs cleaning up. roust-
about work. W. F. FarrOw. 800 Taylor.
Phone PIGS.
WANTED-Machine work OF uIl classes at
ia Kansas AVE.
CARPET End rug weaving. Rugs for sale.
POI Lake Phone 239S White.
LAWN MOVING, trash and cinder haul
ing. Phone Blue 1915.
POULTRY WANTED-E. c. Wise. 1127
Kansas ave.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16
230 Acres-$16,OOO

H. P. RICHARDS.
aga NEW ENGLAND BLDG.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-16

Kansas has heard both Harding and
Cox. With the feature attractions
disposed Of. both parties will next
week begin final plans for intensive
e.. ,ani@ation Of their voters. Both
parties are planning local organiza-
items which will get the voters to the
polls November 2.
On the surface Kansas looks safely
P~publican. But the Democrats
haven't quit fighting. And results of
the campaign OF 1916 have not entire
ly escaped the memory of a good
rahny Republicans who believe in the
policy of staying in the fight to the
finish.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

The scrip dance last evening at the
Woman's Club was an exceedingly en-
ioyable one. There was q large crowd
in attendance and the music furnished
by Needham's orchestra was most ex-
cellent. Mr.. and Mrs. o. E. Cox chap
eroned. There will be another dance
next Friday evening and the occasion
is being looked forward to with q
great deal of pleasure.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Mr.. Herman Hodges. who has been
connected with the Auto Sales Co. for
the past few months, leaves this aft
ernoon for Jacksonville, where he will
in future reside, having accepted a
position with the Overland agency Of
that city. Mr.. Hodges has made many
friends while in this city who regret
very much his departure. and trust
that at some future date he may re-
turn to Ocala again.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

The many friends of Mrs. Harry
Walters will be glad to hear that she
is somewhat improved today. It is
sincerely hoped by her friends that
she will soon be entirely recovered
from her illness.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Mr.. Albert Griffin left early this
morning for the southern part Of Lake
county, where he went to deliver Oak
land and Chalmers cars to parties
who purchased them from the Carroll
Motors Company of this city.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28
OBSERVATIONS
(Contributed)

(ContributedD
The best lessons a man can learn
are from his own mistakes.
49,
Laugh at your troubles instead of
the other fellows troubles. and the
world will be lot better off and hap
pier.
If folks would only work instead of
arguing about work, everybody would
get along a good deal faster.
Look into your own heart, make it
clean and pure, then we will be sure
there is one less rascal in the world.
It's time for spring coats and the
painters should get busy.
Some men nurse decisions, as some
women coddle poodle dogs.
He is indeed Good Samaritan who
throws his crumbs of comfort TO the
birds
It is the sharp person who carves
his way to fortune, but the dull ones
just bore their way through life.
$50
Have you ever noticed that the
bigger a woman's pocketbook the less
money she has in it?
Life is funny proposition. A
woman hooks a poor fish of a man
and he has to learn to hook up her
dress. And at last Death gives 'em
both the hook and pulls them off the
stage Of life.
The ardent lovers of today can't run
a sword through a spitfire dragon and
rescue fair maiden, but he can dash
into the cold waters Of Silver Springs
and rescue a peach who thinks she is
drowning In six inches Of water.
Funny, isn't it, your foot goes to
sleep. yet It Is your neck that has the
nap in II.
Chickens will come home to roost,
but sometimes they seen to take their
time about It. especially II they are
out ortermobilin'.
| Please don't try to encourage your
ball-headsd friends by telling them
that they will wear a halo in the here
after, when all the time they would
rather have some hair
In q small town like Ocala every
body knows when q couples honey
moon L. over. It IL when he quits 60
Ing home in the afternoon.
When q girl refuses to marry 9
man. he doesn't know how lucky he il
until about ten years after.
|
A married friend Of ours can't un
derstand why they pray for the wild
ows and orphans in church when h
knows its wives that need praying fol
more than widows.
There is a whole lot of ordinar.
men in this county who have done al
most everything else in the calenda
OF sin. yet think they are going t.
heaven just because they can't get
drink Of whisky.
Il In mighty queer to Us how gin
sanely crazy" some folks are to &c
their pictures in a newspaper. Tn
very easiest way be can suggest is t
take 81 bottles Of what cured you o
your incurable ailment and the trio
is turned. Do that, and when you
tombstone falls down in the dim. dis
tant future it will not crush Trut
to earth to any great extent.
Marriage may be a lottery, bu
: there are mighty few men who war
more than one ticket at a time.
One difference between a man an
a bird is that birds do not fall o
their perches while asleep, becaus
they cannot open the foot when th
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Rev. S. S. Offutt will preach at the
Presbyterian church Sunday night,
making it a union service Of the
Christian and Presbyterian congrega-
tion. Every one 10 cordially invited
to attend this service.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Mr.. and Mrs. Donald Schneider are
at Pass-a-Grille. enjoying a week Of
fishing and other sports. During their
absence their little daughter, Char
lotte is with her grandparents, Mr..
and Mrs. F. T. Schneider.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Owing to the indisposition OF Rev.
John J. Neighbour, rector Of Greece
Episcopal church. Rev. l. 81. Ktrkby
win conduct the morning services tn
that church tomorrow.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Mr.. ]. D. Wheeler with a party Of
nine from Mount Dora, arrived in the
city last evening for asvisit Of several
days, and they are spending today on
Silver Springs and the Oklawaha
river
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

If you want a Kodak or Kodak
films, remember Gerig's Drug Store
is the only place in Ocala where you
can buy them. eff it isn't an East
man, it isn't a kodak" 2-1s-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Rev. A. Linn. superintendent Of the
Sunday school home visitation organ
ization, will preach at the Presby-
terrain church Sunday morning. Mr..
Linn is an eloquent preacher. and 1t
will be worth much to hear him. 50
do not miss the opportunity. -
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Nothing makes prsttter decorations
for parlor. boudoir or dining room
than dafFodils. We have o large supply
Of bulbs now on hand. The Court
Pharmacy. Phone 284. 26-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Mr.. and Mrs. Fl. C. Bilbro and chill
drsn after several weeks illness. are
all able TO be out again. which will be
good news to their many friends.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Mr.. Ed Moya of Sanford is spend
ing the weekend with Mr.. c. W.
White and family at their home on
Fort King avenue.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Mr.. G. B. Merrill. wife and daughter
of Cleveland, Ohio. are visitors in the
city, registered at the Harrington.
They are spending today viewing Sill
yer Springs.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Use Klenzo Liquid Antiseptic, either
as a spray or gargle. It's pleasant and
effective. Sold only at Gerig's Drug
Store. 2-1S-8
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Mr.. Brinson, after short visit in
the city with his wife and daughter,
Mildren, who are guests Of Mrs. Brin-
sons mother, Mrs. C. E. Coody, left
yesterday afternoon for his home at
Madison,
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Mr.. P NJ. Pirkle is percolating
around town for a few days. He is
the genial representative of the Palm
Olive Company of Milwaukee, Wis.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

A fresh shipment Of Liggett's candy,
"The Chocolates with the Wonderful
Centers," just in at Gerig's Drug
Store. 2-1S-tS
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28
OCAA OCCURRENCES

II you have any society items,
phone five-one.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Cream puffs, kisses. lady fingers
waters and maccaroons made fresi
daily at Carter's Bakery. 26-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28
Or. CLIFFORD B. AVER

Has gone north to take a post.
graduate course. He will not be II
his Office before March 7th. 6-H"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Mr.. Paul Graham Of Gainesville was
an out Of town guest at the dance last
evening.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Mr.. Mooney Futch Of Lake City was
a guest at the dance last evening at
the Woman's Club.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Mrs. T. K. Slaughter of Summer
field is a visitor in the city today.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Stopl Rave you tried Federal Bread,
the "best bread In the world" @-o
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

! All customers Of Federal Bread are
satisfied customers. Ask them. 3
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Mr.. Homer Small is a business Wis
itor in Jacksonville for several days.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Marriage may be a lottery, but
there are mighty few men who want
more than one ticket at a time.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

One difference between a man and
a bird is that birds do not fall off
their perches while asleep, because
they cannot open the foot when the
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

The best lessons a man can lear
are from his own mistakes.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Concluded on Fourth Page)
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Chickens will come home to roost,
but sometimes they Sssn to take their
time about it. especially II they are
out ortermobilin'.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

In q small town like Ocala every
body knows when a couples honey
moon 10 over. Il IL when he quits 60
Ing home in the afternoon.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

The ardent lovers of today can't run
a sword through a spitfire dragon and
rescue a fair maiden, but he can dash
into the cold waters Of Silver Springs
and rescue a peach who thinks she il
drowning In six inches Of water.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Please don't try to encourage your
ball-headed friends by telling them
that they will wear a halo in the here
after, when all the time they would
rather have some hair.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Il In mighty queer TO Us how Gin
sanely crazy" some folks are to get
their pictures in a newspaper. The
very easiest way be can suggest is to
take 81 bottles Of what cured you of
your incurable ailment and the trick
is turned. Do that, and when your
tombstone falls down in the dim. dis
tant future it will not crush Truth
to earth to any great extent.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Laugh at your troubles instead c
the other fellows troubles. and tn
world will be lot better off and haE
pier.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

A married friend Of ours can't un-
1erstand why they pray for the Wild
ows and orphans in church when he
knows its wives that need praying for
more than widows.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Funny, isn't it, your foot goes to
sleep. yet It Is your neck that has the
nap In IT,
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

There is a whole lot of ordinary
men in this county who have done al.
most everything else in the calendar
OF sin. yet think they are going t.
heaven just because they can't get 6
drink Of whisky.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

Life is a funny proposition. A
woman hooks a poor fish of a man
and he has to learn to hook up her
dress. And at last Death gives 'enl
both the hook and pulls them off the
stage Of life.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-28

When a girl refuses to marry a
man. he doesn't know how lucky he is
until about ten years after.