Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-03-04
WHATS NEXT"

| stunt whats Ncxt?' This stunt showed
tho Vertnout state Senate as II ~ to-day,
and an It is TO be in tho future Tho
| etunt opens with two old farmers talk
| ing poljiics Near them is n representa-
| ton of the world upon which ia seated
Father Time lie shows to the mon the
Senate Of to-day having endless debate
on the bounty for black bear lie then
discloses the Senate of the future. This
includes several ladies. and none other
than Miss Bertha Terrll is tho president
of tho legislative body
The Senate discusses matters such
as would interest any body of women.
and finally drinks q health to the news
! that ireland has been granted it's free
| dom. Lastly. the gCene reverts to tho
| two old men, discussing politics, but
| one gets excited and vows allegiance
! to Calvin Coolidge, the son of Vermont.
| who Is running for the presidency.
| Father time enters tho CONGREGATION
with the assertion that Vermont has
| always turned out good men. national
leaders. and must hold tho proud place
| won in the past.
SIAKESPEARE'S FOR A. THAT"
Kappa Signals stunt was a curious
mixture of the Shakesperian chara cters
and modern life aud conditions. In IT
| was Iouho the iainous JULIUS caesar
| NlaIh Nh'hohy ana Nieopa'ta WI"
t'elr oaho o. su'ruS ana retaihefS'
! - aHspor'eu !" 'i'"ue' ',ii'eS |"csai'
| VINO was inc pflhc'p'i character was
! i"u"u uruhh' ana ShS .ocN was tue
| e.ounurei VINO supp'cu ''' Hquor 10
/ u'o oanh OF anClentS' no was apIe 10
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p'e u mo features q ms STUNT wis Il
J dance nv tho ehirniuy si6t9rH Cor
slderng the character or lAo PLAYERS u
du'i was 'htlrelN IN o'uer ana h'i
| shakespeare ana 'niluS caesar pro-
Vidod inns Inc STUNT was tull OF con-
'''9''''o" "''u so''io wy toou ''o'''S'
fhi Nu bc!ta apN'ar'c win Plan
tatlon sk9tcA winch wa" divided into
three scenes. FIRST was shown scene
VI inc COTTON te'r several negroes
| were cultiVat'"G the c7tfon. Two Of
theu' go' lAto an arsumc7t and the ma
tonaI weapon was drawn. Next came
a negro SundPN school IN Whicn the
| prcaoh'r cN|ortcd MS audichCe II give
! m tho'r WicFcd ways and Join tho
| se'Nice or th1 LORD. Ico stunt closed
WITH seen" on the plantation where
cGi"tHess ana peace roiGnsd supreme.
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'i'ou SHALT MOI.
The Delta Psi's stunt Thou Shalt Not
was distinctly different from the one
preceding. 1t traced the history of the
execution Of the command Thou Shalt
Not from the earliest TO the latest peri
lods of human life. The lights disclosed an
ancient seer SWayihg IN ms seat IN front
OF the mystic lamp which showed the
nistofy OIL the ages } ne story OF REFORM
from Aaafn ana bVc 10 the present time
was 'o'u' Aodiu anu Eve were iirSt driven
from ther taroeh' Later kinG GEORGE
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funeral cortege. This was the latest re-
form brought about by the command
Thou Shat NOT.
.ToNeOp1ArITrcr
With the next stunt, the scene reverted
to that OF everyday life, and Ton
sorialitis, given by the Sigma Phi frater-
nifty, was shown AS the name implied
1t was barber shop scene with all the
modern appliances of the barber shop.
The BARRIERS were laxative, ana much gos-
sip was brought out by their continual
questions ana opinions. In one corner
was a large, husky-looking manicurist,
who piled her trace infrequently because
OF the high prices but acted as a cashier
and advertisement. A coed from the
university arrived. bearing the express
permission OF Mrs stetson to nave her
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