South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-13
NEWS OF MISHAWAKA
Office 12O Lincoln Way Phone bishasaaka 10
MAN IN THE STREET

The daring effrOntery OF the gross
IS audacious bunch OF female wrig-
glers that charmed the memb ers Of
Mishawaka's city council at the
circus grounds the other night by
appearing in diaphanOus and ex-
tremely daring decollete costume.
must surely have set such men as
Tom Webb thinking deeply. Tom
has heretofore borne an unblemish-
ed reputation, and we should hope
for his own sake. he wasn't present
The senatorial investigation. start
ed by the republicans, has revealed
that the republicans have reveled
I'm slush funds and that the demo-
their kind revelations. It proves
that we are pure, even II we are a
trifle tight and foolish.
II Is estimated that the liquor
stock OF Kentucky will disappear in
seven years, being consumed for
medical purposes strictly. Then in
fluenza. bad colds. la grippe and
bellyache will pass out as human
Affections in 1927.
Republicans Hold Revival Meet
ing" News-Times head. It is time
the grand old piehunters were turn
ing their thoughts TO higher things.
Death bed repentance, We suppose.
The great improvement in the
situation now swelling on every
hand is not unnatural. The gradu-
ates are now throwing huge shafts
- - - a.. -
cOmpassed US and made all our
problems easy.
The republicans would CONNER
cialize even the presidency. No such
low, sordid ideals animate a stain
less democracy. the members there
OF being too virtuous TO sell and the
candidates too tight 20 buy.
As chairman of the press COM
mittee in connection with the fire
mems convention at Mishawaka this
week, Charlie Clark is the greatest
producer we ever knew. Reams
and reams Of advance dope have
been sent 10 our office, which, II II
had been published. would have
required a 10 page Mishawaka sec
tion daily for the past week.
We suppose just as soon as the
publishers can arrange II, they will
publish daily market reports on the
presidency along with other listed
stocks and commodities.
At the time Of writing. nothing
definite as 10 the republican NOM
inee for the presidency has come
out Of Chicago. But We are able
20 announce that ". G.. McAdoo will
be the next occupant Of the white
/ house.
Doesn't the other fellows daughter
\ look smashing in her one-piece
| bathing suit?
At san Francisco. the candidate
| selected must have a good record, he
must be sound in democracy, he
must have proven capacity. and
/ then ne must be smelled by Mr.
Bryan for traces Of frumental frag-
rance.
OF course there is such a thing
as June bridegroOm-there has &c
much about him. his clothes OF
/
/ groom.
/ We think we know the politicians
I About two-thirds Of them have moro
gratitude for what service men may
/ do with ballots in this country thar
/ for what they did with bullets ir
/ France.
AS significant as a bridegroom al.
ways is he is a dominant and over,
| shadowing figure compared witt
the brides father for the last 81,
weeks preceding the wedding.
The open season for the McAdoC
Campaifa fund finds the field full
OF gunners. but not a game bal
shows a hair or a feather.
Adele Garrison tells women how
20 hold their husbands but he
syndicate stun is CUFF Holding
husband IS merely a matter Of get
ting a kitchen grip on him. Th'
cafeteria hold is too weak and h,
will wriggle out OF It.
Now that II Is ascertained there 4
coal enough in the country 10 las
500 years. personally we do not in
tend to worry as much over the Goa
supply as we might have had IN,
supply been sufficient only for SOL
years.
Sixty-Seven persons have asked u