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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24
Charcoal Eph,. Daily Thourb,

IN uc mawnin' when de birds am singin'
an all Nature calm TO- dc siuEgard to arise
an go forth" said Charcoal Eph ruminative-
~ turns orah in my bed an / says: .Thanl,
70 kindly, Mistah SUM- but yo'au ajnt adj
dressin' Uncle Eph" Try Il hoecakc Mistah
Jackson"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24
DitE OF Stray.

Hrandmother's crinolinc was an exceeding
ly immodest dress
Funny what coward a tanner is when
he's home.
lseferm Is something that applies to every
one clsee.
Charity begins at home IL a fellow ever
gets thara
The only use for mahogany now is to make
desks and things.
inc man who Invented Trouble didn't leave
out anything when he included War
Doing the same thing every day is ono wav
10 get il done, anyhow
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24
FREES WIFE BY DEATH
DR.. *. T.. Clock, 81, Takes Poi,
Giving ID-Tcnr-OId bride
Her Liberty.
TDy Associated Press.

~AL1SENBuRG. COL. April Q;
That his 19-ycar-old wife might
Tree nr; Is. IL. CLOCK. 81 years ,
near here. where he was a mine N
sician. DR.. Clock wrote an exolat
ton last night and then drank !,
son; Mrs. Clock Is attending n n
lie boarding school. They were m
ricd year ago. A'
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24
phiIosophtc sraunderinr..

1t takes regular optimist TO smile I, s75
for suit of clothes.
the doctor and the undertaken and the
preacher and the judge ought TO divide fees
Learning to cook is not half bad when
you've got something to cook
Happiness is thing that comes about onc.
anyhow
Misery loves company, but too much OF i, Is
miserable
Payday and Sunday will always be popular.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24

What the young women of the House sec
retarial forces saved in overalis they waste,i'
in silk stockings, eAtravagan pumps and
fancy waists. and worse than that, by turn
Ing sound economic movement into bur
lesque performance, they initiated against
the whole cause to which tens OF thousands
OF sericus-Ntndeds men and women have set
lkeir han1s and hearts.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24

Andrew Bonar Law tells anxious inQuir-
erS tina, he believes there has been no
change whatever in the British policy re-
gardng Palestine and the Jews. We have
no doubt that is true, but as to what that
policy is. the world is left in doubt by
Great Britain.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24

Kansas has progressed in the uplift bust
ness 10 the point where its jails have to be
heavily guarded to preven; its mobs from
lynching negroes accused Of crime. Old John
Browns shade must have abandoned the
state 10 its own wickcdncss.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24

An old plan for uniting the Canadian
maritime provinces Of New Brunswick.
Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island into
once province is being revived and ii seems
likely that the. intcrprovincal conference
TO be held sooh III furtherance of the pro-
ject will put it through. Thus united. it
is claimed, the provinces would exert more
Influence in Dominion affairs and a, less
eXpeusc
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24

That market crash which sent prices OF
grains and provisions tumblng in Chicago
does not mean anything in the way of lower
figures for the consumers. Somewhere
along the line of wholesalers and retailers
means will be found TO keep them at the
same old profitable level.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24

The Wood boom seems to have struck a
snag while that OF Hiram Johnson is
gathering increased momentum If the
Democratic party makes up its mind TO 20
before the country with the league of ma
lions as It's chief issue in bid for sup
port ana this purpose is disclosed in adj
vance OF the assembling Of the Republican
convention at Chicago. Johnson will stand
o mighty good chance OF walking off with
the nomination.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24

For more than half-century the War
Between the States has been a matter OF
history. In that time the Federal govern
ncnt has lavished hundreds OF millions OF
dollars In the form or pensions on the SOL
diers of the North. The South ungrudg-
ingly has borne It's share of the heavy bur
den, and its soldiers have had not one
pennS.of the benefits. Now 1t is proposed
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24
Dcln,ynre.s f:1nn,n,.

To the Editor of The Times Dispatob
,Slr-it the little State of Delaware can
give $40 > month to its eS-scrvicn men
cant see why. Ola Virginia could NOT give
,,tii comi ns AT least Do YOU think Virginia
VIII ever WAKE up and give anything?
Chester. Pa. April q, 1920 l.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24
The Weather
FURNISHED by U. $. weather .,urcnu.l
Forecast: ylrxiniu-

Forecast: virginia
F,rlr aud colder Sat-
ur'lny: Sunday. fair
with rising tcmpcru-
turr.
North Carolina
Falr and cooler Snt-
uriny: Suntr,y. fair.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24
SATURDAY, APRIL "a. 1871.

Only 40 per cent of the Federal Noca-
ton Boards funds are spent on administra-
ton expense. Surely il has overlooked its
full opportunity to supplye fat jobs for gov
eminent hangers-on.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24

Republican internal politics now rescm-
bies precisely the average moving-picture
comcdy--act!on swift, new cboractors
appearing so fast and confusion so complcte
that nobody knows Just when to laugh or
can catch point or purpose
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24

The railroad administration cannot bo
charged with being ovcrmodest. II only
demands that Congress give it $500. o0o. 600
to wind up its affairs"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24
Voice of the People

Letters must give the nnmc aud nddrer. n,
umS Mr!,er. Nnmc Will not be published II
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24
Ever Occur 10 Yon.

writer never realizes just how punk his
s.ut IS until the publisher asks him to read
his own proofs.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24

Local Observation mt l.. II. Ycstcr,Inr
=, nihu uirrction. southwest: wind vcior.
i Ivy ~ weather ut j.. NJ. partly
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24
Planned to rloat viii FIocs.

For more than nineteen months
the silcnccs OF Polar Seas have
shroudcJ the vessel that bore Roald
AmundScn and his shipmatcs in their
strange endeaYor to reach the North
Pole.
Amundscn's vessel. the Maud, took
on oil at DiXSon ISLAND, In the White
Sea, about September !, 1918. and
soon after sailed Off to the north
east through tho rapidly freezing
Arctic. IL WAS the explorers plan to
drive the ship as far northward as
he could, then to lodge her in the
ice and permit her TO he dragged
along with the enormous Hoes.
studies OF Arctic ice had been
made bv Amundsen, who believed his
ship would be carried around the
northern OF Nova Scmbla and thence
astwarIly to the vicinity OF the
Ltakov lslnilds. on the delta Of the
Lena River on the northern Siberian
coast. Here he believed the lee
would be driven to the northward
and through 1t would take him near
the North Pole.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24

rainfall - hours ending q -i' Son"
iDcnciehcy sinca March I........ i76
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24

Certainly the backbone and substance OF
the American Federation of Labor is.,he
skilled mechanic. Without q BACKGROUND
and supply Of common labor. 10 furnish
raw materials and do the rough work he
must be at stanGstiii, idle and helpless.
with known scarcity Of such labor, and
that available demanding prohhitivc prices.
the American Federation of Labor seems
10 be fighting importation of it from anv-
where, even from Mexico. for tcmporary
use in the beet sugar crop That looks
like diverting the stream above the dam
and expecting tlS mill to develop its own
power.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24

i, u local Tenineriture Yesterday.
MnSlfnun temperature TO S T.. NJ s.
Slhlnun temperature TO r. Nj x
Cream temperature yesterday 7
EIormal tcmncraturc' for this date. G
EAccss since March l... 4
Dehciency since January I. ei
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24

The league OF nations council has issued
call for an economic and financial con
ference 10 be held in Brussels soon. and
our government; is invited TO participate
despite the fact that it is not a member
OF the !engne The hopeful statement is
made IN the invitation that the delegates
Will be asked to conduct the debate ION a
higher plane than the mere consideration
of the special problems and interests of
each state. Thus the league clings TO the
notion that it is still fuHctioning
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-04-24
Made Scientific Obscryntion.

There is some uncertainty as to
the exact point reached by Amund-
sen in Siberia Anadir is not the
name of town. but of - river which
passes northwest of Kamchatka and
flows eastward, emptyinS into the
Iaciiic. To reach this river by the
sea lie would have been forced to
go through Herring straits. between
Siberia and Alaska.
There Is Il Russian trading post
known MS "Anadyrsk" located on the
Ana6ir River. about 300 miles from
the mouth OF the stream. but Amund-
sen conld not reach it by vessel us
is indicated in REPORTS. If he should
have reached that town. IT seems
probable he landed from his ship on
the northern coast Of the continent
and made the trip southwark by land
The mouth of the Anadir River Is
about $500 miles east OF Dixson Is
land, where Aunundscn began his
long Arctic voyage.
Ainundsen's purpose was not
primarily To each the Moth Pole. but
To make scientific observations. take
soundsnSS. Ntudy the drift OF polar
ice and collect importan, data as 10
oceanic conditions In the far north.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-11-26
SEE
BETTER OUTLOOK
FOR INDUSTRY

TACOMA. Wash. Nov. 2G.-Roprc-
sentative lumber manufacturers.
wholesalers and retailers OF the Pa
ciflc coast sxpress the view that the
lumber Industry win soon recover
from its present slump. The belief
Is expressed that the marked housing
shortage throughout the country
will be the cause OF a renewed de-
mand for lumber and that conditions
in the lumber-produclng industry will
begin TO show improvements after
the first OF the new year, The poll
was taken by the American lumber
man.
This country must have homes.
The building programme depends on
the ability OF the carriers 10 trans
port lumber to consuming territory
said the Weyerhaeuser Sales COM
pany OF Spokane. Wash. Railroads
are short both rolling stock and mo-
tive power. Such equipment as they
have must be utilized constantly II
the great need for building IL 10 be
supplied Lumber Is now selling al
producing points at one-half TO two
thirds OF prices that prevailed early
in 1920. Widespread prosperity caus
ed by a big crop sold at high price,
and steady employment OF labor al
big wages have put In the hands oi
the people tremendous purchasing
power. which means big consump
ton OF labor"
Costs Must BE Reduced
A. G. Dixon manager OF the Booth
Kelly Lumber company, Eugene, Or.
and yice-president OF the West Coasl
!Lumbermen's association, said: "Th'
result OF the election, In my opinion
will not have any immediate effec
on business. The next administration
can, and l believe will, so conduc
national affairs that the business
world gradually will take heart ant
start ahead In a normal manner
Manufacturers should devote thei
energy to getting the industry on |
stable basis, and do SO should a
once limit production TO demand an'
then reduce costs, increase efficienc.
In all departments. improve sellinl
methods and center on details o
business which we have all neglect
ed for the last two. years. Careful
management will be required for tn
next year or two"
| T. A. McCann of the shelvin-Hixol
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-11-26

"The election II over and tho
American people have decided over
wholmiugly for normally was tho
statement from John Sanri of tho
sEari'rully Lumber company. Port,
land. Tho people believe that the
general prosperity and 'happscsi Of
the country depends on prosperity 0i
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-11-26

business not on Ism Tho record
OF the party and the men Whuao
privileges aud duty II will b. to man
age tho affairs ~ tho government
for the next four years Justify gru-
cral confidence, Business has no
reasons TO hesitate aud Eugorally
will revive,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-11-26

pect for law and the coppcrs. they
are talking OF building a big fence
around the police station TO keep
thieves from stealing automobile
parts and tools from the basement,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-11-26

company. Bend. or, expresses his
view ~ follows: III Is our balief that
the causes for the pressuI low mar
kst with practically no demagd nTo
deeper seated than the election. That
was discounted long ago. We cannot
continue TO do business on a top
heavy crdit structure, with som-
modify prices 80 high that imaglna-
tlon never dreamed OF them.
Confidence Declared Need
when our stock reaches normal
We will shut down I'LL the demnnd
warrants resumption OF production,
which will probably be about March
/. The revival OF building depends
more ON the confidence of the buy
ers than on lumber pTices. and that
will mean n material lowering Of
other items that enter Into the cost OF
building besides lumber. and also q
better days work from labor nt o
reasonable wages. All predictions
are 'guesses rather than based ON
facts. az we are travelling on almost
uncharatered seas these days, with
disturbed rate relations and opernt
ing conditions vitally affected By the
difference In the eIght-houT and ton
hour day"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-11-26
THEY ROB EVEN
PoLICE STATION!

SACRAMENTO, Cal, Nov. s6.--
Thieves here have absolutely no res
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-11-26
LESPERINE

Makes an antlseptlc. healing
and soothing wash, Is not
poison, Docs not irrltate.
uncxcclled IA u vaginal wash.
6-os. box, soc.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-11-26

Woodbury. Facial Soap. cakc....e5c
Cuticura Soap, cake ..................soc
Cashmere Bouquet Soap. cake .35c
Klcnzo Soap, 3 cakes ................3Sc
Jonteel Soap. cake ......................aSc
Reslnol Soap, cake ..................... aoc
Packers Tar Soap. cake SOC
KlCnzo Tar Soap, cako ............,. .25c
Lifobuoy Soap. cakes ..........,.. .25c
Skat Soap, cans .................-......SSc
Creme Oh Soap. ? cakes ........-... .2Sc
Palm Olive Soap, 2 cakes .......... 25c
Mavis Soap, cakes ........-.......s si.0O
Sayman's Soap, cake ....,.............2oc
Physicians and Surgeons Soap. .t5c
Pure CASTLE soap, cake ...........- -2Jc
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-11-04
BRITISH NOT INTERESTED
IA.REsuLT OF ELECTION
SOHO Newspapers Plead Ignorance
n Harding for Iuiling to Dis
CuSs Sipnif1cnucc

Z. IsOSDON, Nov. $.--The intense in
sLefAst !of former years In the prcsi-
Sdential election IN the United States
EIa absent this time. No betting on
Il ln9sreSuit WAS reported and the cleo
Stioh Was little discussed In public
SpiaSes. Some of the newspapers ig-
Eofed the ,rcrurus cditor;aily, al
though displaying them freely in the
news columns.
Those Journals. commenting plead
IacR of,information concerning Presi-
&dept-ciect Harding in giving the:.
Ni9ws .et what his election mGrrs ["
The .,Evehins News says: From
tho point of View OF world politics
the chpice OF The new President does
nof fureshadow earth shaking
schanges.'
The standard says: at is {. posi-
ttive asset for MIR. Harding that the
qualities SO far claimed for him are
chiefly negative"
Rcferrin. to the league of nations,
tho Westminster Gazette says: One
can only wonder whether, IL Prcsideus
Wilson, Were, well and strong, h:
would be able to stem the tide and
carry the policy for which he stood"
The Globe says: THE Republican
Nicaory is blow to supporters to
the league OF nations"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-11-04
THOUSANDS Agree
As TO This
That BIack-Draught Is Excel.
lent for Stomach and Liver
Disorders, Hence It's Great
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
Planters Endorsement.

Houston, Miss.---Mr. J. A. Trenor,
a well-known planter Of this place.
recently related his experience in
using Thedford's Black-Draught.
81 don't believe there ia n better
liver medicine made" said Mr.. Ire
nor. II use 1t for headache, stom-
ach disorders and torpid liver.
ut is not bad to take, does not
leave constipated condition, as so
many OF the liver pills and medi-
cines do. 1t does its work and
leaves you feeling like new per-
son."
Thousands Of others have found
Black-Draught rs helpful as Mr..
Trenor describes, and valuable
remedy for arrangements OF the
liver, stomach and bowels. 1t is
pun ely vegetable, having an active
effect upon tho bowels, gently slim
ulating the liver, and helping to
increase the flow OF bile.
Black-Draught has been found to
assist in tho digestion of food, and
relieves constipation in prompt
and normal way.
On account OF Black-Draught's
long-proyed merit and immense
popularity, many limitations are he
ing offered for sale. For your own
satisfaction it will pay you to in
sist upon the genuine, and be sure
the package bears the name "Thed-
ford's Black-Draught."
AT your druggists for
instant use--full directions in pack
age-tdy
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-11-04
ADJUSTMENTS
Three Weeks OF Musical Comedy

To our ears are already 'beginnins
10 come Jubilant reports from other
cities favored in the road tours of
these Two mammoth musical revucs
The Greenwich Village FNolIies OF
1919 and The Passing Show OF 1919
no other reason than that they will
appear here in that order, the mrs,
named being sent by the Isohemians.
Inc, Il recently formed Gotham pro
ducinS organization. for three days
only. commencing November l5
The Passing Show will be with
us the entire week Of November 20.
The preceding week Will be n,lcd
by "1ieigh IIo." described as a must
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-11-04
.DOcTORS'.USE !
CALOTABSFOR
COLDS AND FLU
influenza and Grippe, Like
Ordinary Colds, Require
Calotabs, the Purified anu
Refined CalOinel Tablets
That Arc Nauscalcss, Safe
and Sure.

Doctors are warning the public that
simple colds and mild cases OF influ-
cnza often lead to Pneumonia and
other serious complications. They
say that every cold should receive
Immediate attention. and that IN.
hrst step In the treatment liz to make
sure that the liver is active For
this purpose Calotabs, the perfected
nausealcss calomel tablets. are the
surest. best and most agreeable lax
alive.
One Calotab ut bedtime with a
swallow OF watcr--that's all. no salts.
no nausea. and no upsettinE OF the
digestion and appetite. Next morn
Ing your cold has vanished. your liver
IL active. your system is purified and
refreshed and you are feeling nnc.
with hearty appetite for breakfast.
Eat what you plcasc,-no danger
For your protection. CaIotabs arc
Told only In original sealed packages.
price thirty-fivc cents. All druggists
recommend and qua rantce Calotabs.
and are authorized TO refund the
price II you are not delighted with
thcm.-Adv.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-11-04
HAVE COLOR IN CHEEKS
Be Better Looking-Take
Olive Tablets

II your skin is yellow-complcxion
pallid-tongue coated-appetite poor
yoli have a bad taste in your mouth
a lazy, no.good feeing-you should
take Olive Tablets.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets--a sub
stitute for calomel-were prepared by
DIR. Edwards after II years of study.
backwards OlivcTabletsareapurely
vegetable compoundmi witholiveoil.
You will know them BY their olive color.
Tohayea clear. pink skin, bright eyes,
childhood daysyou must get atthe cause.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets act on
the liver and bowels like calomel-yet
have no dangerous after effects.
They start the bile and overcome con-
stipation. Take one or two nightly and
note the pleasing results. Millions of
boxes ere sold annually at 15c and 30c.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-11-04

Continued from Page Onc.)
! between Senator Harding nnd Gov
& crRor Cox, no words were wasted on
= either side in reference To the fight
>nS lines or the issues of the CAM
Gin the spirit OF America" tclc-
Eraphcd the Governor. Il accept the
decision of the majority. tender as
the defeated candidate my congratu-
1asonS, and pledge as Il citizen my
support to the executive authority In
MHateSer emergency might arise.
To which senator Harding replied:
.Ss tho successful candidate thank
Soq Tor your message of conEraiula-
-tiGp and pledge OF support"
From former President William
Y Howard Taft came this telegram:
$ congratulate you and the nation and
athe world on your triumph and cleo
II ton by an unprecedented majority.
j Celicitutc YOU and the country also
z onSyour having II good working ma
5oNty of Republicans In each house
4 of3Congress.
= SThe dignity. courtesy. sense of
responsibility and sclf-restraint with
which YOU have carried yourself in
Tho campaign. under the greatest pro-
2yocation TO different course: must
in fctrosnect afford great satisfaction
to. yonrsclf rs they do 10 your sup
pofters."
~ CHARLES Evans Hughes. who was
the Republican nominee OF four years
gratulations OH your splendid VIC
Among the prominent Democrats
who sent conEratu!atiory messages
wereSSFho mas TaEgart- OF Indiana. a
former national chairman and Der.
numerous Democratic members of the
sE6nate.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-11-04
Cnmc wnrdcns Here Wednesday.

The annual meeting of the Nir-
Einia Game and Game Fish Protective
Associa ton will be held IN Richmond
"Wednesday night. Every member OF
the association Is urged to be pres
ent, and Invitations have been eX-
i;endcd to other members OF orGani-
cations Interested In game and Ash
protection and propagation. y num-
. bcr of interesting matters will be
! brought up for discussion vitality nf :
( fccting the game and fish conscrva-
. ton movement. The meeting will be
: held In conjunctiont with the annual
: convention OF Sthte game wardens
The meeting. whch' is expected TO be
! n notable one, will be held in the
! House of Delegates. in the Capitol
/ Building. Il; Will be called to order
] ut Sis O'Clock.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-11-04
HoW to Keep the Face
Young and Attractive

Tho way 10 ward on old aye In not ;.
Tear ~. not 70 allow ones helt to BIZ on
pressed hy the dread OF advancing years
Use only legitimate pr-vrntves and avoid
Trying experiments with preparations tina
nave not stood the test OF time. An en-
ut"ly safe and Nrry effective way 10 keen
the c"ihrIczion Jouas-look!nK and beau.
tful "a 70 apply ordinary mercolizcd wax
at bedtime. using IL Ike cold cream,
washing Il on in the morning. This grad :
ua!ly ahSbTOs the w!thercJ. faded cutici-.
which !s replaced by tho more youthful
PINK tinted unGcr-kin. One ounce or al! /,
WAX. TO be had at ans dug store. Is
enough 10 completely rcjurcnate a worn
out complexion.
Crows feet and other wrinkles the nr-,
skins OF advancing age. may be remove
by simple. harmless preparation made
by d!EsoirIng ounc. OF powdered snso.
lite IN half pint witch hazel. II 10 used
as face bath.-Adv.