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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-28

OKLAHOMA CITY, Jan. 2S.-A res
olution unanimously adopted by the
first Democratic womens state con-
vention here yesterday calls on Gov
ernor Robertson to convene the legis.
lature in special session to act on the
federal woman. suffrage amendment.
Other resolutions adopted indorsed
the Wilson administration. approved
the league Of nations and indorsed
Senator Owens candidacy for the
presidential nomination.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-28

RENO, New, Jan. Ex-Governor
Boyle has issued a call for. a special
session of the Nevada legislature for
one day, Feb. Z, to consider ratiffcar
tion of the federal womans suffrage
amendment
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-28
Weather Forecast

For Indiana by the United States
Weather Bureau-Fair- tonight and
colder in south portion. Thursday fair
and warmer
Today's Temperature
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-28
Wyoming Ratifies Federal =
Woman Suffrage Amendment

CHEYENNE, Wyo., Jan. 2s.-The
extra session of the Wyoming legisla-
ture completed ratification of the fed
eral womans suffrage amendment
when the house passed the bill 40 to
O.. The senate had acted previously
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1920-04-15
NOTICE OE ROND SALE.


Sealed proposals will be received by the Board Supervisors Of the
Oregon until the r0uT Of o'clock NJ on Wedenday the Ss
purchase bonds of said district in the of FyThousand ESQ.,
Dollars dated March 1920 denominations and maturing
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1920-04-15
"a DAYS PLEASURE" NEWEST
CHAULIN, IL RACY LESSON
The Million Dollar Comedian Takes
old Fliyvcr and Family Group .
for Theme.

Charlie Chaplin's latest million
dollar production, "a Days Pleas
ure," distributed by First National
Exhibitors Circuit under the come
dams contract with that concern,
will be shown at the Dreamland
theatre for two days, commencing
April 10.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1920-04-15
or,x vIetIm OF m Eortune.

Sir Edward Grey, former foreign sec
retary, now vlscount Grey OF Fallo-
den. Is preparing a volume OF me-
molrs. He has grown almost totally
blind. and Is learning all over again
how 20 read by the sense OF touch,
Fate has brought tragedy into Sir
Edward Grey's life, He was deeply de-
voted 10 his wife. companion TO him
In his fishing. trips and other out
door excursions. She was injured In
a runaway accident In 1905 and died.
Always OF a retiring disposition, the
former secretary became more 40 un'
der the poignancy OF this domestic
tragedy. A short time before the war
a brother was killed by lion In Az
rlca. In the early days OF the war his
nephew, who would have become heir
20 the title OF yiscount, which was con
ferred on him when governmental
changes saw him depart from the for
elgn office, was killed The title, there
fore, may lapse with the death OF the
first yiscount, Grey, himself, for he has
no children.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1920-04-15

GOLDEN JEWEL Seed Corn for sale
at J. A. Walter ranch.--Ben Rose.
2G2-15-tf
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1920-04-15

All lots and property OF the on
tario Land and Townsite Co. have
been returned over to w. II. Doollttlo
as trustee, to be sold. This property
is now for sale by us and includes In
addition to the lots one 2-acre tract,
one 5-acro tract, one 7-room house
and one good 5-rt ON house for
$1,000. This house could not be
built for less than $1,000. Good loca-
tion. -Greig q Doolittle. 4S-tf
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1920-04-15

INSIST on an abstract OF title when
you purchase or lend money on real
estate. MALHEUR TITLE AND
ABSTRACT CO.. Vale Oregon,
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1920-04-15

$3S,22O $4,000 sSS.22O
Said bonds payable
annually the first September
payable United States Gold the office
State of New CITY, the
bids
(10T) said bid
said bonds within the
bids twin
furnish the successful bidder with the
Teal, Minor Winfree, of Portland,
The Bocrd the right reject all bids.
by order OF the Board of Supervisors
District
FRANK D. HALL, Secretary.
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1920-04-15
Has IlamIIy N Everything

In this production Chaplin crowns
his previous comedy successes. As
the father OF a household, consisting
Of dimpled wife and two miniature
CHARLES" he undertakes 10 spend a
day OF pleasure with his family. Pro-
yiding the means OF enjoyment In a
rattling good car Of familiar make
but decidedly unique. To start the
engine is a matter OF extreme tech
niQue.
Later In the day the family jour
neys to tho river for a boat excursion
whore negro Jazz band is making a
drastic effort to stimulate the terpsi-
chorean talent of the guests. Instead,
a sudden wind, n hard-hearted hus-
band and the peanut boy stimulate
an unexpected mid-riff activity,
The Ontario Argus. (Ontario, Or.) 1???-1947, 1920-04-15
MISCELLANEOUS

The News while It is News-Read
The Ontario Argus.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
Government
Which Is the Best?

The best government is the one which best
expresses the people.
1t is essential that a government be no bet
peoples great collective deed. and it is by our
deeds that we developed.
All governments by chosen few, by the
richest, strongest wisest or best tend to keep
the people in a state OF childhood.
The stronger the state. the weaker the pco-
pie.
A nation grows as a man grows, by sclf-eH.
preston and responsibility.
When a government is better than the people,
when it is above and beyond us IT is no longer
ours. It is strange and foreign thing.
The object of Intelligent rule is TO improve
the quality of the subjects not to make them
behave. That is even true OF Gods rule the
object of which manifestily is not to make US
perfectly obedient but to make us grow.
II is charged against democracy that IL Is
ought to be. For thus II shows the people how
weak and passionate and full of mistakes they
are. and they are led to improve themselves
The smallest duty of government Is to rule.
It's principal duty is educating.
At has been said that this that nation is
unfit for self-government There was
a nation that was fit for self-government. But
govern themselves. Capability for self gov
eminent comes but one way-by governing our
selves.
There is truth In the remark of the Spaniard
"a republic" he said, "is an impossible form Of
government" "Why then" he asked, do
the French prosper under republic?' Be
cause" he answered, "Frenchmen are essen
TALLY ungoyernable."
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
If You Have a Vote, Use 1t
Votes for Washington Will Come Sooner If Temporary
Residents Show Anxiety to Get Home for Election.
Next Tuesday is election day.

Next Tuesday is election day
President of the United States will be chosen, to-
geher with the entire House of Representatives and
third of the Senate.
The election will decide many momentous questions
chief of which is whether the United States is to be drawn
into the eshes of the European tange through the League
of Nations with its Article Y.
The election also will have large of effect
the District of Columbia because of its being ward
of the Federal Government
1t will have bearing the fight of many patriotic
citizens of the District for direct voice in local
and representation in Congress
In the old days of patronage appointments and pente
railroad passes election day period of deseron
for Washington Everybody went home TO the
country-and their jobs
1t costs to travel now, and the jobs largely
assured through civil service.
Nevertheless every person who has vote should try
to tiff not with view to affecting the general
suit at least to emphasize to the next Congress that the
right of the ballot is valued possession and that in de
nyng that right residents of the District they de-
nying something which is worth sacrifice.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
Up and Down
AND
What Not.
BY T. E. POWERS

There is one sort OF literature that hs.
meat In every line, and that is the butchers
bill.
Speaking OF optimists. there is barber
in New York who has rented out his front
window TO a party who demonstrates safety
razors.
Report says very few convicts tried to
escape prison during the last fiscal year
They know how hard it is to make a living
outside.
Kansas City mother says the trouble
with little girls today is that they wear too
many clothes. But. probably. they will get
over that when they grow up.
There is many an advanced thinker who
has never advanced a thought.
Having tried nearly everything else. per-
haps Europe in the near future will decide
to go to work.
"The last word in apartments" says an
advertisement. who has the last word in
your apartment.
A pastor tells that salvation Is free.
He probably says that OF salvation because
he can't say it of anything else.
There hasn't been pair OF old shoes
thrown at a bride and bridegroom in two
years. People just hate to take 'em off.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
Smiles

No. Helen, the electoral college does not sport
n football team.
The little RCD schoolhousc on the hill IL gener-
ally painted white and located In a bottom.
The main difference between man and animal
is that man THINKS he knows more.
The trouble with the country In that tho fol-
lows who don't work cat just as much as those
who do.
The who doesn't cling TO his mothers
apron strings generally has a firm grip on her
purse strings,
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
PROBLEM ANSWERS.

J. II. REYNOLDS. w. d. PAYNE,
NJ. c. BOSWELL. JOSEPH +. MASON,
NJ. d. +, BEANIE, and others cor
rectly answer II. NJ. HIS sheep prob
lem. One farmer has five sheep and
the other seven.
NAVY YARD ZIP correctly answers
w. S. y. You fill a barrel with
HOLES to make it lighter. J. f.
FJJLTER, ALBERT TUDER, NJ. J. l.,
BALTIMORE HOP, SHORTY, and sew
eral others of the above also answer
the barrel puzzle.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
Bond Which Would Kill Aspirations of Freedom.

Continued From First Column)
The enemies of France could not have aided Belgium
to win her freedom.
France could not have aided Italy to win her freedom
Austria and France and England and Italy could
not aided Czecho Sovaka and Poland to establish
their independence of Austria Hungary and Germany II
there had been League of Nations with Article X
Indeed if there had been League Of Nations with an
Article in existence heretofore the half OF the woro
which is free would have remained enslaved
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
IN HIDING SOMEWHERE.

Speaking of useless things, the
dumb questions we stenoEraphers
have to answer wins the concrete
eraser. F'r instance, when the chief
is out. % out Of every 100 dumb
bells that comes in to sec him ask:
rs the boss in:' Gee, they must think
he's hidin' in the ink well or some
thin. ECCENTRIC.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
INFERRING TT WAS OLD.

II n. c., who contributed the II. d
s. of October %. will refer to Vol. B.
page 367, lines ALL of the 1916 edition
of the Oats Growers Manual, he'll
find the same story. :. T. W.
III. & S. purposely prints many con-
tributions the editor knows are old,
but tries to avoid those that are stale.
The best things never grow really
old
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
OUR SOLDIER BOYS.

Though Company A takes the prize
faster TO the mess line and they had
further TO go than either Company
c or A. l know. as l never was past
the fifteenth one in line. Ask II. L.
DAVIS. our champion runner. When
il comes to eats" the "Windjam
mers" have il all over the Dust
kickers." WINDJAMMER.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
GEOGRAPHY,

Can any fan tell me the name of a
| town in West Virginia with four O's,
| two KS and one n? 1t spells the
| same both ways. ROLO.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25

r. NJ. =. wants less firts and
most beautiful people in the
column and more riddles and
jokes. Let's hear from the rest
of the fans and we'll try to bal
ance the column to suit
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
THE MAORI RELIGION.

The Maori religion is neture-worship com
bIned with veneration OF ancestors. A peculiar
and interesting stall of their religion Is the
belief that the soul dwels in each human
beings left eye. The Maors were cannibals
in days gone by.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
yAGARIEs OF LIGHTNING.

Scientific records for seven years prove that
poplars have been struck by lightning 232
times. oaks 100 willows seventy and yews
fifty. Tho safest trees are birch. alder and
cherry but all trees should be avoided during
thunder storms
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
wATERMARKsIN PAPER.

Watermarks in paper have been used from
the earliest times. John Tate, papermaker of
Stevcnage, in England. in 1494 used an eight
petalcd flower for his watermsrk, and since
his time makers have used distinctive marks.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
FRIENDLY TELEPATHY.

Say. Buddie, / bet BILL went fish
ing today. I've been thinking all day
about fish. Hope he brings home a
big string. W. u. PAYNE.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
POPULAR PEOPLE.

You just want TO cast your eyes
on the beauties that transfer at Hat
field on the Virginia
railway BERT :.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
UTILITY

Heart. were made to break;
Hands were made to squeeze:
Eyes were made to roam about,
And make men do as they please.
Ears were made to listen,
Feet were made to show
Men were made 10 nirt with girls
But girls with men, on NO.
Arms were made to cncirclc girls
Checks were made to blush
Hair was made to wear In curls.
And lips, Oh! Stop, Now Hush
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
O PEANUT SHUCKs!

o PEANUT SHUCkS!
Too much cakio, with an overdose
of Nsmps
Gives some contribs monotonous
cramps.
Some of us nuts have brains that
extend
Way past + street, so I'll send
Some questions to be answered by
wiser one
Some OF public interest-thcsc will
give a run
Why.the scandalous price of
Coal
Food,
Clothes?
That's interesting dope--not
Rolled
Top
Hose.
PEANUTS.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25

These Heard and Seeners" who
think they know lot. please tell me
what became OF Lot"
GERTRUDE *.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
DON.T CROWD, FOLKS.

II the police women think + street
awful. they ought to cast their orbs
on Fourteenth street from the Avenue
to Thomas Circle.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
As THE GROW FLIES.

Tourist to Uncle Cy-How far Is II
to the railroad station
Uncle Cy--Five miles, as the hy
crows.
Mrs. Cy--Nou mean, as the dow
cries.
Little Cy-You mean, as tho cry
flows. X. II. WEAVER
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
THE HUMOR sOAKs IN.

find that a bathtub half full Of
good warm water and a towel rolled
up under my head helps me to en-
10Y reading II. & s., as reading II
helps me enjoy the soak. NJ. f.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
g. nEARran5fEnG<,A

RACING TIPS.
Latonia-'Lunch Hour" n2-D.
Laurel-"Radiator" "a hot one)
A. JOCK KEY.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25

Oar friend JOHN II. RIGGLES
seems to be after Bryan's record OF
lost battles. Keep IL up, John, but be
careful OF the MUDD.
NAVY YARD FAN.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
.NUTHER JERRY SIMPSON.

u. +. u. says SILK STOCKING
TOM" doesn't wear any at all.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
THAT CLUMsIEST THING.

A. NJ ran into a door-post and
bumped his ear.
W. ID. +. fell down and trod on
himself.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25

!. l.. c. wants to know IL W. W
will appeal to the Rent Commission
when he gets an eviction notice a
1000 Pennsylvania avenue.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
QUITE RIGHT.

Teacher-What is a school?
Margsret-A collection of fish.
NJ. & L.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
We TOWNE GOSSIP
Bs~,,,.r.d u q Pstsnt Office

BY X. c. B.

L-By X. c. 3D.
UP AHEAD. STOOD ON the seat
BESIDE THE curb. Ar No. rHeeseo ne'
s'ooo NA'''' AGAINST the glass. !
AND CLOSE behind. -....,ooxso h..
STOOD A ta1icab. hind
. Door sad cab. WHERE THE taxi
hsrt AND THE taxi man
Ano cattle AND THE little girl
SCARED eAz.D ON each
AND IN the car. other.
THAT srooo ahead. FOR 4 moment or
-. two.
WERE THREE little ..n :,.eu ,n.
girls. ANU
FRO. Aeovr two ..n: -: ,.,, man.
years. ANU ''I 'AAi man.
~ :.;xss 81, SEEMED MUCH sur.
prised
AND THEY were ''.
dressed. AMI IooNe0 s"'
As c,sLs should be- u,r,,
WHO RIDE about. .. 80. on, q,
IN Limovs,NEs his hump.
AND EACH of them AND A few minutes
HAD Her hair tied w.: :. =. ,,o,.
up. WIEN ~ "N'e'
away.
" = 'S PUN ' ALL THREE little
AND CLOSE behind. girls
IN tn. t..ic.b. WE'RE WAVING their
., -. hands.
SAT THE driver man
-. AND THE taxi driver,
WAS SITTING up
WHO HADN'T been straight.
shaved
So. AND SMILING all
FOR FOUR or FIVE over.
days.
AND ALL bumped up. -.
IN THE drivers seat.
AND THE smallest sion.
girl
WITH great big
IN THE limousine. truck
The Washington times., 1920-10-25

For the sharks Show how, by
using 1899 in any combination, you
NAV arrive at 100. f.. l.. +.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
FALSE! FALSE!

Takoma Park has a man who can
scratch his back with his teeth; they
are artificial. J. NJ. Q.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25

f. NJ O.'s bought Liberty bonds TO
help this country fight Germany and
thinks some of the money Is being
used by England to keep an army OF
oppression in Ireland.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
OLD GLORY AND IT'S MEN
ASK HIS WIFE.

Drawn entirely on the typewriter,
by STENO. u. s. 5. +.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25

PAUL WATKINS sends some clever
copies of Hon and Dearie. Able and
Pa. Sorry we can't reproduce them.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25

If cup and saucer cost together
s1.10 and the cup costs 81 more than
the saucer, how much does the saucer
cost? NJ l.. H.
The Washington times., 1920-10-25
A Bond Which Would Kill
Aspirations of Freedom
Plain Facts About the League of Nations and Its
Relation to the Monroe Doctrine.

One of the objections which the opponents Of the League
of Nations have urged against the League that it de-
sroys the great Monroe Doctrine cornerstone of our
international policy under the beneAcsn influence Of which
the American continents have been enabled to develop free
from the spoiatons and intrgues of the Old World
Advocates of the League of Nations with characteristic
reckessness of the truth have replied that the League Of
Nations really extends the Monroe Doctrine to the whole
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-03-04

Forty members Of the Woman's he
lief Corps attended the regular meet
ing OF the organization yesterday al
ternoon In the Odd Fellows hall Al
the business session plans were com
uleted for holding an all day meet
ing on Thursday, March IL, in the /,
O O. f. hall The day will be spent
in knitting and sewing, and at noon
picnic luncheon will be served. Al
members of the organization arc IN
yited to attend The hostesses VIII
be Mesdames Irene Griffith FANNIE
Pierce. Madge Cook, Eliza Clark, Jo'
scphine Rose and Mona Greg2.
i. X ::
Seven tables Of bridge were played
al the informal card party at the OF.
tawa Boat club yesterday afternoon
The affair was one OF the most en-
toyable ladies afternoons held this
wear. Mrs. C. S. Cullen and Mrs l..
+. Jordan High score was made ny
Mrs. Walter Fruland, and Mrs. hmli
Formulas OF Peru who will be host
esses next week.
Mr.. and Mrs John Roemer We're
guests Of honor last evening at a sur
prise farewell reception held Tor
them by the members of the Illinois
avenue Evangelical church in the
parlors of the church The RoemeN
will leave in few days for Delavan,
ILL.,, to make their home. About sixty
members OF the congregation gath
cred at the church, after which the
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-03-04
PET C0RNS


'"s" "s"s"s"s"s"s"'s"s
tiny bottle of "Frrozone' rosts o.
HttIe ut any drug stores appi,- a few
drops upon any corn or callus. instant
y u stop" hurting, then shortly you lift
'nat hothersome corn or callus riglt off
wIth your fingers. Truly! No humDup,
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-03-04

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The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1920-09-30

doctors,and is now feeling much Inn
proved.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. r. Nash and
daughter Miss Ruth autoed fr o m
Goldendale, Wash. on Thursday and
will spend some time visiting at the
home Of John Nash at Ewing.
Dwight Misner and friends made q
trip to Pendleton on Saturday and
took in the Roundup, and in the party
we noticed John Krebs, Henry Tam
Ter. Geo. Wilson, Herbert Hynd and
several other Cecilites.
A. Henriksen and friends, Messers.
Potts a d McDennis Of Portland,
who have been spending a few days
at the Hamilton ranch, returned on
Wednesday to Willow Creek Ranch
for a visit before leaving for home.
R. E. Duncan of Busy Bee ranch
took a truck load Of his famous honey
from his Cecil apiary to Heppner on
Monday and soon disposed of his lot.
r. L. declares his bees have made a
good profit this year in spite of the
hard winter and loss of so many
hives.
Jack Hynd, who has been spending
his vacation in Canada, returned
home on Sunday, accompanied by his
niece, Miss Louise Shaw, and friend,
Eric Gleason. Jack declares that in
all his travels there was nothing so
good as Morrow county and he is
glad to be able to hang his hat up
once more in Cecil. We also heard
A. Henriksen of Willow Creek Ranch
remark that he was mighty glad that
THE Mayor" had ceased his wander
ings and was back on his duties again
for he (Henriksen) was tired to
death acting as Deputy Mayor" dur
ing his absence.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1920-09-30
Does Pure Seed Wheat Pay?

We believe that it is fair to state
that the average bushel Of grain in
Morrow county stands a dockage be-
cause of mixture of approximately 3
to five cents a bushel. This figures
on a million and a half bushels Of
wheat and means a very considerable
amount of money. If it was as strong
as four cents a bushel it would mean
a loss to the county Of 100000 per
year. How much Of that loss is
yours? We know Of a good many
crops this year offered on the market
where the discount runs as high as Is
cents per bushel. Not only is there
a discount because Of mixtures but
thte chances are exceedingly good
that where your seed is not pure the
loss in yield is even considerable
greater. 1t pays to have the best seed
and Of the best variety.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1920-09-30
Boardman Fair.

This year the only fair in MOI
row county will be held at Boardman
This community has demonstrated
for a number Of years their ability
to take care of a neighborhood aft
fairs in a systematic tanner and a
good fair is being held in that part
of the county. We hope that the
time will come when Morrow county
will have a real county fair but we
also hope that Boardman will con-
tinue to put on her W neighborhood
fair. These small local fairs are a
splendid thing for children and old
people as well. Here's more power
to their elbow.