Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1920-09-07
WHAT THE WORLD Is DOING
tBy Professor Spoofer.)

Wy iNA'NN'i tBbVl'isl
While the RusSo-Pollsh war hung in |
the balance and IL looked as il the |
BOlsheviki might win, England tried to
keep on both sides OF the fence at once !
- as to be on the winning side, which.
ever II was. She refused to agree with !
France In her recognition of General
Wrnngel. while at the same time she
lent aid TO the Poles with her War
ships and munitions. But now that the
BolSheviki aer losing, perfidious Albion
shows her teeth and assumes hostile
attitude towards Russia. But the
lyzc the Industries of the country II
parliament declares war against Rus
Sin lncidently, the British men have
done more to point the way towards IA
genuine League OF Nations than all the
diplomatic hot air which condensed
and ran in little drops down the win
dows of Versailles. They have shown
what the tOiling masses of country
can accomplish by taking the power
away from Capitalists and Financiers
and placing II where it really belongs.
4 genuine League Of the free peoples
of the world would abolish the inter
national struggle for foreign markets
which is carried on for the benefit Of
the Wall Streets and Lombard Streets
of the different countries, and would
substitute cooperation among nations
instead Of mercenary and bloody com
petition.
British Ammunition Factories max.
ing ammunition fast" says n headline
in the III Paso Times. have seen
something done in that line myself.
one Of the most efficient machines for
making ammunition fast is the French
75mm gun. The ammunition turned
out by that machine was so fast that
YOU had to go some to keep up with 1t,
and when that machine made piece
of ammunition fast, II usually stayed
that way until il made double-pOinted
tooth picks out of II Hcinie's yertebrae
or else spent its fnstness on the desert
air.
senator Harding, in speech at Ma
rion. o., publicly made solemn pledge
that there would never be any Substi
tutc for the stars x Stripes. This news
cnused the whole American nation tC
have n gasp of relief. We had lalr
awake at nights wondering what wa'
to become Of Old Glory and whether
our soldiers ana sailors would he able
to protect II, but now that Harding
has sworn solemn oath, we neet
worry no longer Secretary Baker ear
now proceed to cut down expenses II
the War Dept Mr.. Wallace, who pub
fishes wallace's Farmer, says that thu
ngriculturalists in the corn belt arr
much pleased with Harding. IL * un
derstood that the nominee has promis
ed them fine weather during his foul
years administration, and also com
parative Immunity from insect pests
Harding evidently had stronger pull
with Colt than did Bill Hohenzollern.
Cox appears to be knocking som'
dents In the Republican armor witt
his charges that the republicans arc
raising a slush fund to literally buy
the presidency" and that Harding II
merely tool Of the Senatorial Oligar
chy. such is government OF by and fol
the people. | don't think.
The Bureau OF Labor Statistics a
Washington reports that in the si'
months from Dec. 1917 to June 192O
there has been II jump in the cost OF al
stable articles Of food, clothing an'
other essentials. Clothing Is no ex
pensive that people have started wear