The evening world., 1920-08-10

The New York E'eniDE Worldl
SCUS dinner ready" asked Mr. Jarr.
He had come home from the
office a little earlier than
usual.
1T will be ready in a few mo-
ments" said Mrs. Jarr. IT'S too
bad about you thot you can't wait
minute Or two for your dinner! Many
and many a time the dinner has to
wait for you, so It won't hurt you
10 wait once for your dinner"
can ! have piece Of cake, maw?"
asked the little boy. I'm 20 hungry
/ can't waltz"
I'm hungry, too, ano l want leo
cream" cried the little girl.
NOW, look out Of the window and
maybe youu see an aeroplane And
don't bother your mother" said MI
Jarr.
Don't mislead the children that
way, pleased" remarked Mrs Jar.
You know there is no ueroplane. And
I'm so afraid they'll fail out of the
window! know Willie viii fall out
some day. He has the lie worried out
of met"
Mrs. Jarr had seized the little Jarr
boy by the legs and was pulling him
back into the room, for IN his eager
ness to see stray aeroplanes that
might be floating past he had thrust
himself out Of the window far beyond
what would seem to be in his centre
81 gravity.
Al this moment Gertrude, the maid,
rang the dinner bell.
There it is! l seen III" cried tho
boy, and he thrust himself out of the
window again and right in the line OF
his little sisters vision.
81 didn't get to sec the aeropane!
didn't get to see 1t! While jumped
in front OF me-" cried tho little girl
There wasn't any! Your papa was
only Joking" said Mrs. Jarr. Come
children, come to your dinner"
There WAS one!" cried the little
boy. 'Tzzy Slavlnsky saw the man
flying in It Sunday, and the man got
$4,000 and now Ivy Slavinsky,s
father Is going 10 quit the glass-put-
in business and is going to be an aero
plane man because he says he can
work at the glass-put-in business al
his life and not get $4,000, but the
aeroplane man got that much money
by Just flying three hours
"IZZy Slavinsky's papa Is going to
let me ride in his aerUplane and he
amt going to let you!" cried the
little girl 81 gave IzZy Slavinsky a
cent and everybody that gives him a
cent can ride In his papa's aeroplane
he says And you didn't give him a
cent"
"Ha, I'll pull you out Of the aero,
plane and take your place. CRIED
Brother Willie.
Denied her paid-for place IN thu
SlNvinsky aerOplane not yet built
little Miss Jarr began to scream.
There, now!" cried Mrs Jarr fret
fully to her husband. "See what yol
, have done! You've got the children
ali upset and dinner is waiting 70
! them and Gertrude wants TO go Outl'
The family then struggled into th'
dining room of the fiat, where thu
70 sulky Gertrude was bringing in tn
/, dinner and humping down thu
. dishes on the table
: ~ seen big green and red aero
;. plane, Maw," said young Anania
ghbly. 1T WIS a milo long and
>, mile high and ten million angels wer'
, riding on It. I saw IT, but Emm
- didn't"
yes, did see It, too! | did!
did, did," cried the little girl,
j II DO declared" cried Mrs. Jarr. g
c never saw such a family! It's g.v.ni
q me nervous prostration. Such man
3 ners at the table! Give me tina
20 newspaper"
Then, realizing all the rest Of IN
l family we're watching her IN
= flushed and said:
r well bad manners are catching %
And she calmly proceeded 70 rca
the news !tem that interested her.