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The Washington times., 1920-03-29
B. L. CLARKE ELECTED TO
W. U. STUDENT COUNCIL

The student council at George
Washington University has an
nounced the election OF Beverly L.
Clarke, student in the College of En-
cheering, to represent that college
on the council, fllinE the unexpired
term OF Raymond Harsch, who re.
signed recently.
Mr.. Clarke is president OF the
Chemical Society and secretary Of the
Alchomists' Society. He has been stu
dent assistant in chemistry since 1917
and holds scholarship in the
'hemists' Society OF New York city
We Is member Of Sigma Phi Epsilon
fraternity.
The Washington times., 1920-03-29

Clip your Liberty bond coupons and
exchange them for W. q s. thereby
The Washington times., 1920-03-29

Now is the time to buy good Used
Car at the right price. Don't lay down
this paper until you have read the used
car ads in the classified section.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-05-18
U. S. RADIO FORCE AT
WORK ON WHARF AND
BUILDINGS AT SlTkl

SITKA, May 15.-The U. S. Radio
Station, on Japonski Island has i
force of men from the Navy Yard
doing construction work, which viii!
consist of building a new wharf and
a number of buildings 1t will re
quire five months to complete the
work.
Charles McGrath, merchant at this
place, is getting lumber and piles
and will start building a 900-foot
wharf alongside his store.
Ferdinand Roll, merchant, has
men, working on q new. store build
ing which is expected to be com
pleted by fall, at which time Mr.
Roll will move from his old loca-
ton to the new place.
The Booth Fisheries Company OF
this place is working with a full
force of men and receiving daily
king salmon and halibut
The Pyramid Packing Company
and the Sitka Packing Company are
all busy preparing for the seasons
pack of canned salmon.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-05-18
"a MANS WORLD" A
PICTURE OF THE BETTER
SORT. STARS MISS STEVENS

"a Mans World a Metro feature,
break" alias Mrs. Jessop," and the
Stacker" will begin two days
engagement at the Coliseum tonight.
1t. is a picture of the better sort,
full of dramatic intensity and action,
and provides an unusually strong part
for the star Written as play by
Rachel Crothers and presented on the
stage with Mary Mannering as star,
it has been adapted for the screen
for Miss Stevens use by June Mathis,
and dirested by Herbert Blache.
Vital human problems are presented
in "a Mans World" The heroine,
frankie Ward. the novelist, tries to
solve these both in her book and in
her life Her success in some ways,
and her failures in others, furnish
strongly. dramatic moments. frankie
is loved by Malcolm Gaskell the
publisher who brings out her book,
and by David Powell, a poor young
violinist AS the story progresses.
she discovers which mans nature is
of pure gold and which of baser
metal =.ts
Emily Stevens, as frankie Ware
wears some stunning gowns, and
does some brilliant acting in the
strongly emotional moments The
star has never done better work than
in this characterization of "a Mans
World" not even in THE Stacker"
and 'Daybreak" OH, the screen nor in
"The Unchastened Women" or "The
Fugitive. on the stage
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-05-18
SITkA WILL OBSERVE
DECORATION DAY AND
THE FOURTH OF JULY

SITKA, May 15.-At special
meeting held by the Sitka Volunteer
Fire Department for the purpose OF
making arrangements for Decoration
Day the following committee was
named to take charge and complete
arrangements for that day:
Henry L. Bahrt, chairman; Der
nard Hirst, Jr., Peter Kostrometin
off, Jr., James L. Brightman, Thomas
Tilson. Jr.
At the same meeting the ques
ton of arrangements for July Fourth
was taken up and the following
were appointed, to be known as the
executive committee to take charge
and arrange for celebration on
that day:
Harry F. Morton, chairman; Hen
ry L. Bahrt, H. A. Mexican, Peter
Trieschildt. JohnA Thomas, ]. A
Smith, w e. Apple.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-05-18

Used things still valuable, are sold
easily Through classified ad.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-05-18
PAULINE FREDERICK IN
HER SECOND GOODWIN
DiCrItEE at pAI ACE TONIGHT

Pauline Frederick's second Goldwyn
picture enlists the same high order
of endeavor as was found in THE
Woman on the Index" Cosmo Ham
ilton's Zone Week of Life" is story
and distinctly different from the
successful drama in which Miss
Frederick made her Goldwyn debut,
vet it demands players with the
same finesse and force. This strong
production and great actress will be
at the Palace tonight and Wednesday
Fatty Arbuekle in one of his best
productions will also be feature
in tonights Palace program
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-05-18

A little money goes a long ways
when you eat at the Alaska Grill
adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-05-18
1.-THE COOK" SUPERB
ARBUCkLE COMEDY
AT COLISEUM

Roscoe (Fatty) Arbuckle, widely
Americas army of screen comedians
IS seen in his best and latest comedy
production for Paramount THE
Cook" which will be shown at the
Coliseum tonight and Wednesday.
Mr.. Arbuckle is the heavyweight
cook in a beach cafe and like the
waiter. he loves the pretty cashier.
They are rivals until tough guy
enters the place and takes a hand
in the love game. Arbuckle sets
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-05-18
At the Movies

his terrier on the disturber and
scene of excitement ensues. Many
comical situations follow including a
screamingly funny fishing trip made
by Arbuckle and his dog, a chase
Of the tough guy down roller
the coaster to the ocean, her rescue
and the like.
The comedy is clean and whole
some. Mr. Arbuckle is supported by
Buster Keaton, Al st. John and Alice
Lake not to speak of Luke" the dog,
whose performance is a revelation
of canine sagacity.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-05-18
JUNEAU PLEASED
BY QUICK RESULTS

Everyone is pleased with the quick
results of simple witchhazel, cam
phor, hydrastis, etc, as mixed in
Layoptik eye wash. One mans eyes
were so badly strained he could not
read without pain. Two applica
lions relieved him. lady with
weak, inflamed eyes was greatly
helped by ONE bottle. We guar
antee q small bottle of Lavoptik
to help ANY CASE weak, strained
or inflamed eyes. Butler-Mauro
& Co., Druggists. ADVERTISEMENT
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-05-18

Transfer? Yes, we are at your
service. Call ia Femmer G
Ritter. adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-05-18
NOTICE TO The PUBLIC

Fatty Roscoe Arbrcke" Comedy
The Cook" is real Arbuckle
Comedy the Paramount kind and
one that has not been patched to-
gether. 1t or any part of it, has
never been shown in Juneau be-
fore 1t cost the Coliseum Man
agement quite little sum. to
contract for these kind of Ar
buckles. We want to give our
patrons the best and when. you
pay your admission to see this
one you won't be disappointed.
Management Coliseum Theatre.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-05-18
ATTRACTIONS TONIGHT

COLISEUM-Emily Stevens in "A
Mans World" and Fatty Ar
buckle in "The Cook"
pALACE-Pauline Frederick in "Cne
Week of Life" and, Roscoe Ar
buckle in "Fattys spooning
Days"
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-05-18

If you like cake you better try
some of that cream cake at the
Alaska Grill. Its the. kind that
tastes like more. rs. adv.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06
Nothing SO "cheap" as That

gentleman with u Understanding
French name has opened up the most
exclusive jewelry store in town on
Fifth avenue. Not single article of
jewelry is on display and nothing is
sold for less than $4,000. The clerks
look more like members of parliament
in their frock coats and white silk
ties. They wear silk hats TO and from
work. A lady went into the store re.
Gently TO get an emerald ring. They
showed her one for $4,000. "Oh. =
she said II only want to spend ST.
600" There was an awkward pause
and the clerk finally said We'll
madam, we do not sell ring for tina,
price. You might get It farther down
the avenue at Blank Sand he
oamed one of the oldest and best jew
elry establishments In New York In
the patronizing manner that he might
nAn n a-cs--- - sand cent store
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06
ORDINANCE NO. 104
BY G. A. Bauer

BY G. A. Bauer
AN ORDINANCE APPROVING AND
i CONFIRMING THE ASSESSMENT
ROLLS FOR THE YEAR 1920 OF
LOCAL IMPROVEMENT DIS
'TRICTS NUMBERS ONE, TWO,
THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX AND
SEVEN OF Pile VILLAGE OF
OAKLEY, IDAHO, AND PROVED
ING THE TIME WHEN THIS OR
DINANCE SHALL TAKE EF-
/ Feet.
Be it ordained by the Chairman
and Board of Trustees of the Village
of Oakley, Idaho:
Section L.
! Whereas, the assessment rolls foi.
the year 1920 of Local Improvement
! Districts Numbers One, two, three,
four, five, six and seven of the Village
of Oakley, Idaho, were filed in the Of
flee of the Village Clerk and legal
notice of the time of filing thereof
given by publication in the Oakley
Herald, a weekly newspaper, publish
ed at Oakley, Idaho, which notice did
state the time and place at which the
Board of Trustees of the Village of
Oakley, Idaho, would meet and hear
and consider protests to such assess
ment rolls, and no protests having
Deeen filed or made by any person or
the owner of any property within the
said local improvement districts, as
sessed in the said assessment rolls:
NOW THEREFORE,, be it ordaiu
ed by the Chairman and Board OF
Trustees of the Village of Oakley.
Idaho:
That the assessment rolls for the
year of 1920 of local Improvement
Districts Numbers one, two. three,
four, five, six, and seven of the vii
lage of Oakley, Idaho, be and the
same are heerby approved and made
the official assessment rolls of the re-
spective Local improvement Districts
numbers one, two, three, four. five.
six and seven for the year 1920 Of
the Village of Oakley, Idaho
Section g.
This ordinance shall take effect
and be in force on and after it's pas
sage. approval and publication.
Passed and approved this 3 day
of July, 1920
(signed) F. Fl. CRITCHFIELD
Temporary Chairman
Attest
(Signed) BYRON HOWELLS
Clerk
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

5. e Hale and John c. DeLaMare
Aug. Is, Marion; Aug 20, Oakley
Bird; Sept IL, Churchill Sept rs,
Oakley 4th.
Edward H. Hale and p. Bates
Aug IS, Oakley 3rd; Aug 80. Marion
Sept -, Oakley lst; Sept. %, Basin.
d. p Thomas and Melvin Walker:
Aug IS, Oakley LIST; Aug 20, Chur-
chill; Sept -, Oakley Bird; Sept 26,
Marion.
ID. b Wilson and Rosel Hale Aug
Is, Churchill; Aug 20, Oakley LIST:
Sept 70, Butte; Sept 20, Hazel
j. Lyman Smith and Adam Sa-
gers: Aug Is, Oakley 2; Aug 20
Butte; Sept ~. Marion; Sept 20
Oakley 3rd.
w. T. Cranney and Charles l.
Haight: Aug Is, Oakley 4th; Aue
20, Basin; Sept 12, Hazel; Sept 26
Butte.
Geo w Hardy and Jacob F. Hill:
Aug. Is, Butte; Aug 30. Hazel: Sept
IL, Oakley 4th; Sept %. Oakley 2
Royal L Price and w c. Whittle
Aug Is, Basin; Aug %. Oakley 4th
Sept. -, Oakley End: Sept 26
Oakley list.
VIM. A. Martindale and Ear
/ Whiteley: Aug. Is, Hazel: Aug. 20
Oakley End; Sept II. Basin; Sept. 81
Churchill.
STAKE PRESIDENCY
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

Under Crimson Skies, newest
universal-Jewel production, will be
shown at the Orpheum Theatre Aug
ust 16 and H. This story of ro-
nance and adventure on the high
seas was written by j G. Hawks, and
breathes the atmosphere of famous
tales by Robert Louis Stevenson, Rex
Beach, Richard Harding Davis, and
Jack London. The featured player is
Elmo Lincoln, the Colossus of the
Screen.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06
seIIeau Wood Mapped by Marines.

A large relief map of the section of
Belleau wood In which United States
marines did such severe ana heroic
lighting during the war Is being pre-
pared by marine corps Typographical
experts.
The map will be % feet square. and
viii show the character of the terrain
of territory 10 miles square.
The data for the preparation OF this
map was secured by q mapping party
of marines who just returned frem
France.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06
PRECIOUS LITTLE PACKAGE

PRECIOUS LITTLE PACKAGE
What is this thing? | cannot see
id not bring my specks with me.
Most precious things, I'm told by all
Are tied with strings in packet.
small;
This must be, then, of Vipont ore q
specimen,
Or, a bit of rich, dark sandy soil
That tastes and smells like Almo oil
Yet, | will bet my guess I've missed
Ills garnets set in mica schist,
From Mrs. Mica-sells mica mine.
I'll open il and see it shine.
oh. what joke at my expensel
a paper poke (worth fifty centsl
OF sugar, bought at Almo store,
Only that,and nothing more.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

Frank Wardlaw entertained Mrs
JOY, Mrs. Massey, Miss Charming,
Miss Hardenberg, and Mrs Paul at
an afternoon tea Monday.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

Mrs. r. w. Sparks and family have
returned froma visit to Malta and
idahome. They were charmed with
the people and their rich farming
country. The prospects for oil are
just as good at Idahome as at Almo,
and no doubt the great lake of oil
which is now being opened up ex-
tends the full length of Raft river.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

and Board of Trustees of the Village
of Oakley, Idaho
Section l.
A tax of fifteen (15) mills is here
by levied for general municipal ex-
penditures on each and every dollar
of taxable property within the limits
of the Village of Oakley. Idaho, for
the fiscal year beginning the first
Tuesday of May, 1920, and ending
the Monday preceding the first
Tuesday of May 1921.
Section 2.
A tax of nine t9) mills is hereby
levied upon every dollar of taxable
property within the limits of the
Village of Oakley, Idaho, for the pur-
pose of paying the interest and prin-
cipal on the Municipal Coupon Bonds
of the said village which bear date
ofthe first day of January. 1918, for
the year 1921.
Section g.
This ordinance shall be in fun
force and effect from and after its
passage, approval and publication.
Passed and approved this 31st day
of July, 1920.
tSingned) F. H. CRITCHFIELD
Temporary Chairman
Attest:
(Signed) Byron Howells, Clerk.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

Dean Dinkus wants to ask the Edi-
tor if that Nipont Kitten" who
Tom cat, a Puss cat, or just plain
ordinary ring-tailed Bob cat?
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

The dance at Jim Osborns new
pool shack at the mill Thursday ev-
ening was a financial and social sue
cess. Music was furnished by the
Oakley orchestra, consisting of six
pieces, Mr.. Koch. Mr.. OFT, Mr. West
a tn musical instruments.
When one of the Musicians saw the
Vipont jazz, he nearly collapsed
You Oakley people want to see some
thing in the way of good dancing and
a good time come up to our next
dance Saturday evening The invi-
tation is general.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

Mrs. John Hanson and family and
Mrs. Roy Jones and family spent
Sunday in the cool, silent shades OF
Minidoka national forest, with a big
freezer full of cream frozen with
snow from Mt. Independence, for re-
freshments.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

We had some good showers here
the last few days. Nights are cool
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

Richard Albert, little son Of MIR
and Mrs. Clarence Tracy, is having a
serious time this week cutting teeth
On the way to Oakley to see a doctor
he had many commissions, but as
soon as his gums We're lanced he was
better.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

Mr.. Charming and Mr.. Phelan ar
rived in camp last night from Salt
Lake.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

What's the matter with Lennie ?
Is he married and can't leave home?
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

Mrs. Niels Larson has returned
from a visit with her two daughters
at Ogden and is now visiting during
conference with her daughter, Mrs
We're Durfee, at Almo
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

Picture show Saturday evening.
also Monday evening Would have
been good but there wasn't any. Stu
debaker and Oldsmobile both on the
sick list, and unable to make the
ii in.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06
ALMO OIL FIELD

Mrs. Jack Tooth of Yost, Utah,
visited her sister-in-law. Mrs. Dora
Tracy, this week.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

Every one seems greatly interes-
ted III the primary election. Mrs
Frank Turnkey did the registering
for this precinct.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06
BY w. r.. Gray

IN ORDINANCE LEVYING A TAX
OF FIFTEEN (15) MILLS UPON
A l. l. TAXABLE PROPER T Y
WITHIN THE LIMITS OF THE
VILLAGE OF OAKLEY, IDAHO.
FOR THE GENERAL EXPENDI-
TURES OF THE SAID VILLAGE
FOR THE FISCAL YEAR BEGIN
MING THE FIRST TUESDAY Or
MAY, 1920, AND ENDING THE
MONDAY PROCEEDING TIL Z,
FIRST TUESDAY IN MAY, 1921,
AND LEVYING AN ADDITIONAL.
TAX OF NINE MILLS UPON ALI.
THE TAXABLE PROPERTY IN
THE SAID VILLAGE OF OAK
LEY, IDAHO, FOR THE PUR-
POSE OF PAYING THE INTER
EST AND PRINCIPAL ON THE
MUNICIPAL COUPON BONDS or
THE SAID VILLAGE BEARING
DATE OF JANUARY 1ST, 1913.
FOR THE YEAR 1921.
Be it ordained by the Chairman
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

The Sheriff was up in our neigh
of us. We were all under the bed.
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06
VIPONT MINE
BY The Kitten

Mrs. Frazer of Burley motored to
Vipont Tuesday
The Oakley herald. [volume] (Oakley, Idaho) 1908-1961, 1920-08-06

Continued from first page)
Arizona republican., 1920-08-19
FALL IF GLOOM IN
 BASEBALL CIRCLES

NEW YORK, Aug, 1S,-The gloom cast over baseball by the death of Ray Chapman, shortstop of the Cleveland team, was apparent today when the Indians and New York Yankees re- stunned their battle for leadership of the American league. Chapman's death was more deeply impressed upon the spectators by the flag at the Polo grounds flying at half mast and the bands of mourning worn on the left sleeves of the players. The fans paid tribute to Chapman's memory by ap- plauding Lunte, his successor, when he came to bat.
 There was much curosity during the preliminary practice as to whether Carl Mays, the Yankee pitcher whose throw caused the fatal Injury to Chap man would appear, but he was not in uniform and it was said he was not at the grounds. New York players would not venture a guess as to when Mays again would appear.
 Although the gSne was closely con- tested, there was not the same en- thusiasm manifest at contests between the clubs heretofore. There were flashes of clever fielding but the play CTS seemer to lack the dash and spirit that might be expected fhom clubs fighting for the leadership. The at tendance was about 15.000, the small est of the New York Cleveland con- te-- since the race became close.
 Termination of the game, Pipp's home run that brought victory to the Yankees, awoke the fans and the feat was accorded the usual demonstration.
Arizona republican., 1920-08-19
PHOENIX TIGERS TO
 PLAY WINTER GAMES

"A Manager Rodriguez announces the fast Tiger baseball club has been re-
 Organized and will be open for games
 swith any city teams after next Sun $day. The Tigers were one of the fast Sorganizations of the winter league last sseason and from all accounts they will Noe right up in front again this season. Battling Scotty, the Phoenix boxer, Els captain of the Tiger club and holds
 @down the initial sack. Teams desiring games with the
 aPhoenix Tigers can get in touch with < Manager Rodriguez at the Bauer
 Printing company.
 Tn France the police of Paris are to Hose the historic sabers. They will be Earned with American magazine pis- #tols-
Arizona republican., 1920-08-19
HOW THEY STAND
NATIONAL LEAGUE

Yesterdays Results No games scheduled.
 Today's Games Philadelphia at Pittsburg.
Arizona republican., 1920-08-19
NO ROOM FOR HORTON
 ON COAST BALL LOTS

LOS ANGELES, Aug. 1S.-W. Baker (Babe) Borton, former Vernon first baseman, who charged his team mates and himself contributed to a fund to aid in winning the Pacific coast league pennant last year, was barred from the local ball park in an order by President Maier of the Vernon club and President John E. Powers of the Los Angeles club, made public today.
Arizona republican., 1920-08-19
AMERICAN LEAGUE

Yesterdays Results St. Louis 13, Washington 2. Philadelphia 1, Chicago o. New York 4, Cleveland 3. Boston 6, Detroit 5.
 Today's Games St. Louis at Washington. Chicago at Philadelphia. Detroit at Boston.
Arizona republican., 1920-08-19
PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE

Yesterdays Results Sacramento 6, Los Angeles 3. Oakland 4, Portland 3. Salt Lake 6, San Francisco ?. Vernon 6, Seattle 8.
 Today's Games Vernon at Seattle Oakland at Portland Salt Lake at San Francisco. Sacramento at Los Angeles. NeaIon of Phoenix for Supreme Court-AdV. 4t The membership of the American Legion in the state of Pennsylvania is approximately 60,000
Arizona republican., 1920-08-19

Rats in the United States destroy $20O. .OOO 900 worth of property annually.
Arizona republican., 1920-08-19
RED SOX WIN ] i INNING CONTEST

: BOSTON, Aug. 1s--Myers pitched his first home game for Boston and de-
 feated Detroit in the eleventh inning when McNally scored from second
 base on the pitchers infield single.
Arizona republican., 1920-08-19
BROWNS HAMMER r HITS OFF SENATORS

WASHINGTON, Aug. 1s.-St Louis hammered Shaw and Acosta for IT hits and defeated Washington. Sisler and Jacobson were the batting leaders. Shocker held the locals safe Score:
Arizona republican., 1920-08-19

Summary: Two-base hits-Brower, Sisler (3), O'Neill. Three-base hits Eedeon, Jacobson. Stolen base-Seve- reid Sacrifice hits-Harris, Jackson, Judge, Gedeon, Shocker. Gerber. Bases on balls-Shaw 2. Innings pitched Shaw 6, Acosta 3. Hit by pitcher-By Shaw l. Struck out-Shocker ?, Shaw !. Passed ball-Gharrity.
Arizona republican., 1920-08-19

mann. McInnis. Schang- Three-bas
 ~hft-Heilmann. Stolen bases-McNal- sIy- McInnis. Sacrifice hits-Shorten, Scott ?. Witt, Brady, Menosky, Hen #dryx. Double plays-Heilmann (un- #assisted), McInnis to Scott to McInnis. 2 Eases on balls-Ayers 3, Myers l.
 @Struck out-Myers 1, Ayers 3.
Evening journal., 1920-04-21
GOAT GLANDS
MAKE 'EM STEP
Milford, Kansas, Physician
Ready to Rejuvenate
Grandpa
NOBODY GROWS
OLD AFTER TO-DAY

NEW YORK. April 2O.-Grandpa,
how are you feeling these days? Is
four beard long and Whites your
hair the color OF silver frost? Are
you beginning to feel rheumatic
gains Oft and anon? Is your eyeslght
lin and your voice thin and weak 3?
IN other words, are you commencing
20 experience the incXOrable advance
" your 20 odd years?
II so. pluck up heart
Or. John Il. Brinkley, CRATER Of
tOat glands, is In town.
Haven't you eNcr heard OF Dr.
Brinkley, grandpa2 No? How come ?
Why. grandpa, Or. Brinkley is the
surgeon In chief Of the Brinkley-
lones Hospital OF Milford. Kan. And
khat he can do with the inicrstdial
sIands Of a Swiss billy goat would
make Hermann the Great and his
Wonderful cabinet look like linden
burg after the Battle OF the Argone
ie can make 10 do about everything
,ut sit up and say "baa baai"
Great, indeed, Is Or. Brinkley's fame,
trandpa. Yesterday afternoon there
Nere hundreds Of goats browsing
lpOn the bOltle-strewn landscape in
be upper Bronx But when some
Inc mentioned that the doctor now is
listing New York there was a panic.
n two seconds every goat had dis