The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-07-06

Sister says
That it's a funny thing to her
How pa has got SIGH a
Suddint change of heart;
But ma says that, when pa sees
What the women are goin' to do
To politics in Pensacola,
After they git the vote,
Likely as not he'll have
Heart Failure.
SURGEON General Cummings says:
Kill the rats! And Pensacola is KILL
ing them by the hundreds.
The smoke of battle in San Fran
cisco is a sort of smoke screen. 1t is
hard to tell which way the wind is
blowing.
footing your own horn,does not al
ways mean that you are not playing
second fiddle.
Soma Of these newspaper para
eraphers who are so concerned about
woman and her effect on politics,
must remember that all voters do not
run for office
An English official has recommend
ed the abandonment of women spies,
declaring that the next war VIII prop
ably do better without them, as they
fall in love and neglect their work.
II this thing of investigation keeps
on at the rate it is going now, the
next thing we know everybody will be
a judge or jury.
Texas sent $50 delegates to the In
ternational Rotary Convention.
Mayor Thompson, of Chicago, is
calling on the shade of George Wash
ington, as extenuation for some of his
policies. Shades of American pa
triots! Even if Washington is one
of these talking spirits by now he is
probably speechless with rage.
Last wear Florida raised nearly one
and a half acres in celery. If Es-
Gambia would she could be in on this.
Why not?
That ST. Joseph, (Mo) landlord
who rents only to families with chill
dren and deducts the rental every
month that baby is born to one of
his tenants, must be looking ahead
to the day when he wants to be presi-
dent, and play for the woman vote.
THE greatest dividen in life is
happiness"
Summer is on the way-only two
more months, and then you will wish
you had taken advantage of some OF
these summer sales.
1.-THE man who earns dollar is a
laborer and the man who saves a dol
lar is a capitlist. Infant Metropolis
We don't know about that, but we are
sure that the woman who saves a
dollar is seldom a "doller."
When the press convention met In
Pensacola, there was much talk on
the beauty of Pensacola. Let's make
it more beautiful by making it the
cleanest city in the state.
whats better than a fifteen foot
road" asks an auto owner. "A six
teen-foot road" was the quick re-
aponse.-Clearwater Sun. Our guess
is that an eight passenger roadster
Is better than either.
Forty three million dollars is the
value of the citrus crop. Orange bios
Harding is having a hard time ex-
planning that letter. Somehow, there
is always a letter that needs ex-
planning.
Evidently Mr.. Hearst thinks that
he has a large following. But Mr.
Hearst should remember that, while
his newspapers are yellow, his sub
scribers are not necessarily so.
If it was powder the women needed
to win over the democrats, they would
have had no trouble in rounding VI
the ammunition.
The earthquake came very neai
shaking Bryan out of his poise.
II Cox is wet" he will never gel
the woman's vote.
Some people spend so much time
Dragging about what they can do, they
don't have any time to put theil
theories into practice. g.,
The people and the politicians have
had considerable of a rucus.
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Someone tells us that we have hat
O "wet" paragraph right in the mid
die of this column. That may b'
true but anybody who can get any
comfort out of wet" paragraph
ought to be welcome to it. Pretty
Try comfort we call it.
PROFITS IN BLAckBERRlES.
Forty two dollars for berries in TIVE
weeks is not bad, for pin money
That is what a Mariana woman re
.eived for berries sold to the Mari
anna canning plant, which has re
:ently shipped solid car of canned