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The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02

Aren't you 'fraid to show your calf?
1t must make the fellows laugh!
Little girl, what is the cause?
Why your clothes all made of gauze?
Don't you wear no undervest
When you go out fully dressed?
Do you like those peek-a-boos.
Stead of normal underclothes?
Little girl, your 'spenders show
When the sunshine plays just so.
l can see your tinted flesh
Through your thinnest gown of mesh;
Is it modest, do you s'pose,
Not to wear no underclothes?
l can see way past your throat
To a region most remote;
'Taint my fault, now, don't s'pose,
Why not wear some underclothes?
Little girl, your socks have shoals
Of those tiny little holes,
Why you want to show your limb
l don't know; is it a whim?
Do you want 20 catch the eye
Of each fellow passing by?
Little girl, where is the charm
In your long, uncovered arms?
And the "V" behind your neck,
Is it for the birds to peck?
Little girl, / tell you those
Are not as nice as underclothes.
Little girl, now listen here:
You would be just twice as dear
If you'd cover up your charms
Neck, back, legs and both your arms.
l would take you to some shows
If you'd wear some underclothes;
But no lover-goodness knows
Wants a girl "sans" underclothes.
Little girl, your mystery,
Loving charms and modesty
Are what makes US fellows keen
To possess a little queen.
S'pose l wore some harem pants,
Or no shirts, like all my aunts,
Or a ringlet through my nose
They'd arrest me, don't you 'spose?
| must wear a coat of mail,
Clothed from head to big toe nail;
| must cover up my form,
Even when the weather's warm.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02
WILL SETTLE DOWN,

Now that the republican national
convention is over, it is hoped and
confidently expected that the country
will settle down to rational business
again. 1t is needless to say most of
the people are and have been for a
long time Disguised with the loose
manner in which matters of national
Importance have been conducted by the
democratic party. Business has had a
hard time to maintain even a SEM
blance of fairness to itself and has
been imposed upon by capital and la
Dor alike, but brighter prospects are
now looming on the horizon. During
former democratic administrations,
the business of the country was paral-
yzed, but upon the closing of the sue
ceeding republican convention and the
nomination of a candidate for presi-
dent by the republican party, conf
dence was invariably restored. This
was particularly emphasized upon the
nomination of our martyred presi-
dent, William Mckinley, when factor
les, foundries and mills which had
long been idle owing to lack of conf
dence, at once re-kindled the fires and
began working on larger scales than
ever before. Under a wise republican
administration, the present high cost
of living should come down, govern
ment waste should cease, government
employment in Washington and else
where should be compelled to render
full time in efficient service for their
salaries. This procedure is followed
by private business and why not in
business of running the govern
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02

ment, which is paid for by every tax
publican party which is certain of cleo
ton this coming fall will begin at once
such a firm reconstruction as to in
sure everyone equal rights. Punish
the profiteer and show the people that
they mean business by putting in Of
flee only such men as cannot be bought
by those who are now flourishing on
i'll gotten gains which they have stol-
en- from the consumers. We believe
the republican party will do this!
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02
A MERE MANS VIEW.

"Clothes do not make the man," ac-
cording to an old adage, but they go
a long way toward making the woman
is the opinion of a former Hartford
boy now in the city, who has been
chagrined-if not shocked-by the
modern tendency in feminine dress,
says a Hartford paper. He deplores
the feminine boycott of dry goods,
and clings to the old ideas in woman's
dress that were in vogue when he was
a boy on the old farm near Hartford.
He is not alone in the view that scan
tiness of attire does not add to wo-
mans charm and he has dressed his
views up in verse with a request that
it be published. His rhythm may not
be perfect, but he expresses a thought
that is not amiss:
Ode to the Girl.
(By one of the Boys)
Little girl, you are so small,
Don't you wear no clothes at all?
Don't you wear no shimmy shirt?
Don't you wear no "petti' skirt?
Just your corsets and your hose
Are those all your underclothes
Little girl, you look so slight
When l see you in the light.
With your skirts cut rather high
Won't you catch a cold and die?
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02
Congregational.

Rev. Rhoda Jane Dickinson
Il pledge allegiance to my flag and
to the country for which it stands
n nation indivisible, with liberty and
justice for ALL"
1000 Sabbath school. l Sam. II
and IS.
11:O0 Address on "Christian Citi-
zenshlp," particularly women in poll
tics. Women who are interested in
knowing what the National League
OF Women Voters is attempting to &C
compllsh are invited to attend.
1880 Thursday, Midweek service.
Discussion of the Sabbath school les
son.
400 Saturday, Junior Christian En-
deavor.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02
St. Matthew's
j, M. Nelson

July 4, fifth Sunday after Trinity:
10 a. m. Holy communion.
IL a. m. independence Day service
and sermon. This service was set
forth by the general convention of the
church at Philadelphia on October 5,
1855, and is adapted to a religious in
depreciation of the annual date on
which America celebrates religious
and civil liberty. The general public
is invited to attend and worship with
us.
500 p. m. Evening prayer and
sermon.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02
Gurch DIRECTORY
Lutheran.
A. N. Livdahl, Pastor

Sunday school at 10 a. m.
No services at Glasgow.
Will be present and speak at the
picnics north of Nashua at / p. m.
and north of Frazer at a p. m.
Ladies' Aid meets at Sektnan's place
July 9Th.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02

Col. Bryan is right. The democrats
will have to ego some" to beat the
republican ticket and platform.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02
NONPARTISANS NOMINATE:
OTHER NEWS FROM JORDAN

Jordan, July NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
partisans of Garfield county held a
meeting in Jordan Wednesday to
name candidates and it is rumored
they will endorse candidates on the
democratic ticket.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02

The hearing of Hershcel Carmichael,
charged with killing Amer Peterson,
was held in Miles City last Thursday,
resulting in Carmichael being held
without bonds.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02

Jordan will celebrate the Fourth
and the city is in gala dress for the
day. The electric garage has a Won
derful display of colored lights which
would be a credit to a large city. Ball
games and an airplane will constitute
the chief sports of the day.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02

Senator Harding does not propose
to leave his or his party's position on
any important question, uncertain.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02
R%eOrganized Latter lay Saints.
Odd Fellows Hall)


Our regular services will be held
next Sunday, July 9TH. .'tNtl2
Sunday school at 2 o'clock in the
afternoon. =
Preaching service in the evening
with the Religio service just preced-
ing at 7:15.
We believe in our country and de-
sire to show the greatest patriotism
n think this can be done best by
observing the Lords Day, and using
Monday, July 9Th, which has been set
apart this year for celebration.
Jas. G. Page.
Baptist.
SnnHaU snhno1 i N
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02

Ward st. Clair went to Hinsdale
Monday to canvas for a book on
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02

When all is said and done, the is
is pure Americanism.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02

The issue is not Senator Harding,
but pure Americanism.
The Glasgow courier. [volume] (Glasgow, Mont.) 1913-current, 1920-07-02
BAPTIST.

Baptist.
Sunday school at 10 a. m.
Midweek prayer meeting Wednes-
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
GREENS AUGUST FLOWER.

Constipation invites other troubles which come speedily unless quickly checked and overcome by Greens August Flower which is a gentle laxa- tive. regulates digestion both in stomach and intestines. cleans and sweetens the stomach and alimentary canal. stimulates the liver to secrete the bile and impurities from the blood. II is sovereign remedy used in many thousands of households all over the civilized world for more than half a century by those who have suffered with indigestion, nervous dyspepsia. sluggish liver, coming up of food, pal pitation, constipation and other in- testinal troubles. Sold by druggists and dealers everywhere. Try a bottle, take no substitute-Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
DCDSON WOULD STOP
 SALE OF CALOMEl
Says caIomel is Mercury and Acts Like Dynamite on Your
 Liver

Dodson is making a hard fight against calomel in the South. Every druggist has noticed great falling off in the sale of calomel. They all give the same reason, Dodson's Liver Tone Is taking it's place.
 "Calomel is dangerous and people know it. while Dodson's Liver Tone is perfectly safe and gives better results" said prominent local druggist. Dod- sons Liver Tone is personally guaran- teed by every druggist A large bottle costs but a few cents, and if it fails to give easy relief in every case of liver sluggishness and constipation, you have only to ask for your money back.
 Dodson's Liver Tone is a pleasant tasting, purely vegetable remedy, harmless to both children and adults. Take a spoonful at night and wake up feeling fine; no biliousness, sick head ache, acid stomach or constipated bowels It doesn't gripe or cause incon- venience all the next day like violent calomel. Take dose of calomel to- day and tomorrow you will feel weak. sick and nauseated. Don't lose a days work Take Dodson's Liver Tone in stead and feel fine, full of vigor and ambition-Ady
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
ASPIRIN INTRODUCED
 BY "BAYER" IN 1900
Look for name "Bayer" on the tablets, then you need never
 worry.

If you want the true, world-famous Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians for over eighteen years, you must ask for "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin"
 The "Bayer Cross" is stamped on each tablet and appears on each pack age for your protection against imi- tations.
 In each package of 'Bayer Tablets of Aspirin are safe and proper direc- tions for Colds, Headache, Neuralgia, Toothache, Earache, Rheumatism, Lumbago, Neuritis, and for Pain in general.
 Handy tin boxes containing 12 tablets cost but few cents. Druggists also sell larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin is the trade mark of Rayer Manufac- ture of Monoaceticacidester of Salicy- licacid-Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
HOW TO GET RID
 OF YOUR COLD
The quick way is to use
 Dr. Kings New Discovery

DON'T put off until tonight what you can do today. Step. into O your druggists and buy bottle of Dr. Kings New Discovery. Start taking it at once. By the time you reach home you'll be on the way to recovery.
 This standard family friend has been breaking colds, coughs, grippe attacks, and croup for more than fifty years. It's used wherever sure-fire relief is appreciated. Children and grownups alike can use it-there is no disagree able after-effect. Your druggist has it. COG. and $1.20 bottles.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
BULLY! If Bilious, Constipated or Headachy, take
 "CaScaretS'

Feel grand! Clean up insidel Your system is filled with liver and bowel poison which keeps your skin sallow, your stomach upset, your head foggy and aching. Your meals are turning into poison and you can not feel right Don't stay bilious or constipated Feel splendidly always by taking Cascarets occasionally. They act without grip ing or inconvenience. They never sick en you like Calomel, Salts, oil or nasty. harsh Pills. They cost so little too-Cascarets work while you sleep. Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
What Is Rheumatism?
 Why Suffer from It?

5. 5. 5. has been successfully used for Rheumatism for moro than fifty years and many volun- tary testimonials are on file from those whom it has benefited. Try 1t to-day, and you will find your- self at last on the right track to get rid of your Rheumatism. For treatment of your individual case. address Chief Medical Adviser. Swift Specific Co,, Dept. 43, At. lanta, Ga.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
Education Goinq On.

After his first day at school Floyd was asked by his mother what he had learned at school Nothing" replied Floyd. The next evening the same question was asked and Floyd proudly answered; "Oh, l learned to keep my toes on the mark and jump over an- other hnX"
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
Why Women Go Mad.

You used to say l reminded you of woodland sprite," she complained. You never tell me any more that I'm as beautiful as the dawn or that my eyes are translucent pools in which you see reflections of Elysian vistas."
 'I know" he replied, still studying he market page. "Since have to give so much of my attention to hard facts l seem to have lost my imagina- hon."
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
SWAMP-ROOT FOR
 KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really stands out pre-eminent as a medicine for curable ailments of the kidneys, liver and bladder.
 Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root stands the highest for the reason that it has proven to be just the remedy needed in thousands upon thousands of distressing cases. Swamp-Root makes friends quickly be- cause it's mild and immediate effect is soon realized in most cases. It is a gentle, healing vegetable eompound.
 Start treatment at once. Sold at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medi- um and large.
 However, if you wish first to test this great preparation send ten cents to Dr kilmer X Co.,, Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper.-Adv.
 Some silence may be golden, but
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
An UItimatum,

T fear that l played an unwilling aavesdropper while one of life's little dramas was being enacted"
 What happened?"
 "Just as I was passing a motorcar. drawn up to the curb, I overheard a young man say to young woman: Dorothea you must choose between gour bulldog and me."-Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
Sufferers Should Realize Ina
 It Is a Blood Infection.

Doubtless like other sufferers, you have often asked yourself this question, which continues to re- main unanswered.
 Science has proven that Rheu- matism is caused by germ in your blood, and the only way to reach it is by a remedy which eliminates and removes these lit. tie pain demons.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add l oz. Bay Rum, . small box of Barbo Compound. and A OF of glycerine, Apply to the hair twice a week until 1t becomes the desired shade Any druggist can put this up or you can mix it at home at very little cost It will gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair, and will make harsh hair soft and glossy. It will not color the scalp, is not sticky or greasy, and does not rub of Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
HEALTH IS IMMUNE TO FLU

Doctors all agree that good health makes the fiu germ almost harmless. Pure blood and fresh air will keep you out of dan ger V hen your system is impure. cloEged up with poisonous waste, your health is in danger and you are directly subject to the "HH" Take Bonds Liver Pills and con stipatlon, biliousness and headaches are removed and your health is improved, Poison is eliminated. These meriturious Liver Pills are sold by all druggists for @c. Get bottle today and keep healthy. --Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

the doctor himself advised me to try Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, and three bottles restored me to perfect health."- Mas. FANNIE COINS, 1907 Hays St.
 Baton Rouge, La.:-"Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is absolutely re- liable as woman s medicine. took it to relieve me of heat flashes and dizzy spells and have only praise for what the Prescription did for me. 1 am now 76 years of ag~ and in remarkable health for woman of my years. 'Favorite Pre- scription' IS just as beneficial to the young, for one of my granddaughters caught heavy cold from getting her feet wet and this caused suppression. The Prescription brought her thru in . perfectly normal condition" "-M MRS. NANCY BROWN, 629 North St.
 Baton Rouge, La. Tt is pleasure to me to recommend pr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. In my younger years had considerable inward trouble, irregularity and pains. don't believe I would have reached my present age had it not been for the Prescription As it is, have lived twenty years of health without the slightest form of inward trouble For women at various stages in life, 'Favorite Prescription IS unequalled as tonic, but especially recommend 1t for women at middle life" ."- MRS. MARION SEAMAN, PAP 18th St.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
KEEP IT HANDY

If you paid a specialist $25,00 for q prescription, you would not get any thing that would give quicker relief for Group, Catarrh. Colds. or Sore Throat, than VACHER BALM, which only costs 30c in jars, or tubes.
 Write for Samples and Agents Prices. Beware of limitations. F. w. Vacher Inc, New Orleans, La.-Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
JUST HURT
 ALL OVER
Couldn't Sit, Stand or Lie With Any Comfort. SIster-in-LaW Gives Good Advice and cardui Does World
 of Good.

Holland, Texas.-Mrs. Mamie Mes- Ser, of this place, states: About three years ago was in very eriti- cal condition. I had been suffering for some time. To tell how I hurt would be impossible.
 just hurt all over.
 l couldn't sit, stand or lay with any 'omfort, my back, sides and head all gave me great deal of trouble.
 l was especially bothered with q light swimming in my head. My people were very uneasy about me and sent me to my relatives to see if a change would do me any good.
 l stopped at a sister-in-law's and she being a great believer in Cardui, asked me why I didn't use it. I de- cided to try it
 l had only taken a few doses when felt it would do me good. This gave hopes and I used it right along and it did me just a world of good, since which time have never ceased to praise Cardui."
 Cardui is recommended for simple female complaints and womanly pains and has been found to benefit in thousands of such cases when not due to malformation or that do not re- quire surgical treatment. Try it.-Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
Conflictinu Accounts.

Little Helen-Mamma. the minister told me today that God gave me to you.
 Mother-Well. he did, my dear.
 Helen-Then somebody isn't telling the truth. l heard auntie telling Mrs. Brown that the court gave me to you. -Boston Transcript.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

The Great Wall of China is said to be crumbling. But 1t Is not the only institution of antiquity which is suffer- ing the same fate these iconoclastic days.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

Congress is asked to adopt measures to foster the dyestuffs industry. but we have waited too long. we fear, to ex- pect results by this coming Easter.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
cuticura Soothes Itchinq Scalp

On retiring gently rub spots of dan druff and itching with Cuticura Oint- ment. Next morning shampoo with Cuticura Soap and hot water. Make them your everyday toilet preparations and have clear skin and soft, white hands.-Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
The Thino That Counts.

girl doesn't mind her rivals be- ing exceedingly clever if she Is also consolingly ugly
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

Working capital, which appears to be about the only thing that is work ing, should sedulously refrain from go- ing on strike.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

When preacher does not know how else to make n sensation he can always fall back on divorce or the prevailing fashions in women's dress.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

The London Post says it is humill- ating to have America settling the Irish question. The London Post is guilty of gross flattery.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

That earthquake in Asia Minor was probably nothing more alarming than the high cost of living hitting the sul- tan's harem.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

The fact that an anarchist diSap- proves of government does not prevent him from being exceedingly anxious to get into politics.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
Don't Know What,s cn,,i,,s.

Ills Wife-i love to watch the chll- u'eh at play. They seem so happy.
 Her llusband-Why Shouldn't tbev oe happy? They don't owe q cent and they won't he married for yenrs to come "
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

woman bootlegger bit police mans finger when he arrested her. That is to say. she bit the hand that treed her
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

X partitioned metal tray has been invented that telescopes to fit desR drawer of any size.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

'e't'ng all possible heat units out of d,try d,. Shoyelful of coal is now a civic
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

A bachelor doesn't consider a girl baby worth kissing unless she is sweet sixteen.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

u s hard for poor thief 10 decide "hether to steal suear, whisky or cool
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

Even fuel shortage does not keen tue political pot" from boiling"
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

INT famine would be welcome ''cloeht of somewhat stressful time
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

"etrieh-qoick schemes are all right -'Wil you v4ke llU
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

A stitch at nine may prevent a rip al ten.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
Not for Him.

Heres just the thing for your new mansion,' said the art dealer "Daub- ieigh's famous canvas, The Portrait of a Lady"
 "How much is it wuth?" asked the man who had recently grown rich in fhp oil fields
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

Some men even like to brag about what they owe.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

We never think of looking for mi Cr0bos in the milk of human kindness.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
"Ouly Sltsl.tHO. :"

What, A hundred thousand bucks for the picture of lady, Great Christopher man, I don't even know hpr i''
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22
Bowels Begging for Help

Torpid liver pleading for assistance? How careless to neglect these things when pr. Kings New Life Pills so promptly, mildly, yet effectively come to their relief
 Leaving the system uncleaned, clog ged bowels unmoved, results in health destructive after-effects. Let stimu- lating, tonic-in-actiOn Dr. Kings New Life Pills bring you the happiness of regular, normal bowels and liver func- tioning. Keep feeling fit, doing the work of man or woman who finds relish in 1t. All druggists-25c.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

The charm of bathroom is its spot lessness. By the use of Red Cross Ball Blue, all cloths and towels retain their whiteness until worn ont. 5c.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

Accept California" Syrup of Figs only-look for the name California on the package, then you are sure your child is having the best and most harm less laxative or physic for the little stomach, liver and bowels. Children love it's delicious fruity taste. Full directions for child's dose on each bot tie. Give it without fear.
 Mother! You must say California" Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-22

Guatemala's first plant for the manu- facture of cement has been started by American interests.