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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16
Little nerUieWS
Thinks President Acted Like Child In The Lansing Quarrel
laps Adopt Colonization Plan Similar To Great BrtaiHs

Il think it is al right for a woman
to use rouge If she doesn't use too
much, said Miss Nellie Davis. 4
can't see that a woman has 70 be old
fashioned TO be decent 1 think II is
the duty Of every woman, married or
single, to keep young, dress as wei
as she can and above all, keep a good
disposition. 1 believe a married Wcm-
an has a right to run around and
have a good time provided she keeps
the house the way she ought TO and
gets home in time TO cook her hus-
bands meals. I don't think married
woman ought to flirt-unless her
husband does"
rabbits have the 'flu' the same as
men do" said r c. Campton, a mem
Der Of the Rabbit Breeders and Fan
ciers' association Rabbit men call
it the snuffles. When snuffles can't
be cured right away. It develops into
pneumonia and the rabbit dies. The
flu with rabbits is usually caused by
draughts. So far this year FL Paso
rabbit breeders have not been both
cred with influenza"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16
XVII

Answers 10 Last Issue Questions
1-GeorEa Eastman. au American
uhiIauthropist. who has given
many millions for technical edu-
cation. IS q manufacture or
Photographic ard optical goods
"A monolth is a sculpture formed
by a single piece OF block Of
stone. notable Tor Its size ana
placed as a statue or monument
eastern time is faster tl1n
western time. for Instance. when
fl IS u, noon. in NsW York, lt IS
a. IN. IN san Francisco
Burma lies In southeastern Asia
and IS British territory.
"a friEare is ship rugged var
vessel and in common use up %
s-Forceps are a pair OF plncers or
rouEE. this name usually being
applied 20 such instruments used
by surgeons and dentists
"a lancet IS q surgical instrument
with one or more small often two
edged and sharp pointed blades
used in opening Assesses, etc
Siam O'Shanter's Ride" was WRIT
ten BIZ Robert Burns
e-Eagalia is the costume OF uniform
OF soldiers. officials or non clvl-
Hans the name IS used chiefly.
however. 70 designate the dress
OF officers OF secret societies. ETC.
.0-A legltee Is an lDliVllE7l 10
whom a legacy has fallen tnat IS.
one who receives property be-
queathed by smother who has
died.
xesv Questions.
What is SECOND class natter
2-Uuon what United states stamp
IS pictured a youth riding q
.hicycle2
famous comet2
f-AF Eati s philanthropy
WHAT animal lives lougestl
6-Whar fish lives lonEestf
What varieties OF birds live long
est7
SWAT is a cameo
9-fFh no was Daniel Bocne-
.0-Who was John L Sullivan.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16
Bedtime Stories For The LINE Ones
UNCLE WIGGILY AND SAEIBIIE'S SCOOTER.
Nv HOWARD B. GARIs

clock wheels buzz around like bee
after honey.
very fast and fine" said Uncle
WiEgily, and they were al the -FOUR
and seven cent store in no time
While Uncle Wiggiy went in the
store 70 get the soap powder and the
brown sugar, Sammie made some
snowballs and piled them on the lat
board part OF the Scooter.
What are the snow1ails for sam
nile If ] may asl--' inquired Uncle
Wiggily. as he came out with his
paws filled with sugar and soap pow
They're 10 throw~at the FUZZY Fox
u he chases US, replied the rabbit
do you think he wils' asked
Ulcle Wisely apprehenslve IKE
There's no telling" answered sam
ME
The bunny gentleman and his
nephew took their places on the
Scooter again and back toward home
they went over the frozen duck pond
ocean
All or sudden. when they were
half way across. up from behind a
pond. surely enough out popped tho
Hold on. wait a minute barlzed
the fox. i want you. Uncle WiEgily-
You have been getting away with
your souse too often Of late Now ]
must have some and before you can
start up and get away from me III see
what you have in these bags It may
so well with souse-"
Before they could stop hiir the Fox
opened the bags. and when he saw
the white soap powder and the brown
sugar the FOX cried.
-Ah. ha- Now ! know how to keep
you here as long as 7 Ike Your
scooter cant sllae over me ICE Il the
Ice is rough III Just sprinkle some
Of this white and brown sand on the
ice, making o rough and then you'll
have TO stay"
sammie was going to tell the fox it
was not sand ln the bags. but soap
Wiggily whispered
Let him alone. Don't tell him his
mistake. He'll FOOL himselfr'
So the fox sprinkled some white
soap powder and brown sugar on the
ice, TO make Dc rough and TO keep. as
he thought. the scooter from gliding
away. Then the fox came toward
Uncle Wig~llT 10 get SC M souse. But
did be get it, BE did mott"
All OF a sudden Sammie threw
some suoW11lls at the fox. turned the
wrinsle handle and started the
scooter.
Here, You can't slide over the
rough sqnded ice.' howled the fox
You can't Eo
Cant T. You just watchr said
Sammie. laughing. There IS nothing
more slippery than sugar and soap
POWDER
And truly there wasn't. The
scooter skipped over the slippery soap
and sugar ice like never was. and the
LoN was left far behind without any
souse- Uncle Wiggily and sammie
safely reached home and they were
both glad they had the scooter. And
IL the chocolate pudding doesn't get
all white when the sold fish sprinkles
his nose with talcum powder. I'll tell
YOU next about Uncle WigEily and
susie's sampler
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16
teXHTHAT are you making, sammie, e
wv horr. asked Uncle WiEEnr Of a

seAAJHAI are you IiaAils' 9--lliiiiis'
w boyz' asked Uncle Wiggily Of
the Littletal rabbit chap one
day. sammie was pounding and
hammering and saving and mailing
some boards. and other things, to-
gether on the ice at the edge OF the
dick pond ocean
"Oh, I'm making a scooter" an
swered Sammle-
1T looks 10 me like a boat made y
skip ovef the ice remarked Uncle
well. it IS sort Of ike that" ad-
mitted Sammie, as he fastened one o.
his old ice skates on the end Of a
piece OF wood. Its something to
ride over The ice on. ike my skip
per. but Do viii be better, and there
VIII be room on il for you, Uncle
Wiggily."
You are very kind spoke the bun
ny rabbit gentleman. with q tWinlSla
OF his tan SILK nose-Oh. yes, 7 did
get that wrong, didn't 70 It should
have been his crurch Wen. anyhow.
Uncle WISELY tWiuSied something.
and then he looked az sammie's
The rabbit boy had taken a pair Of
Ice skates, part Of a pair OF roller
skates, a hoop, q piece OF an old
washing WriuEer his mother didn't
want any more. and some wheels
clock was broken, too but the wheels
were good
out Of all these sammie had made
his Scooter. he could stand on IT,
turn the wringer handle, and that
made one OF the alarm clock wheels
clock wheel went around Il twirled
a roller skate wheel The roller
skate wheel jigEled something or
other on the ice and then the Scooter
glided along as fast as never was.
come on now. Uncle Wiggily. take
a ride on my Scooter called sam
ME when he had finished. And the
rabbit gentleman. not having had an
adventure that day, thought Il was
time to start looking for one.
So he stood on the front end OF
Sammie's Scooter. and the rabbit boy
stood in back TO turn the wringer
handle.
foot, Tooti We're offi' cried
ssammie, making. believe he was con-
quctor on trolley car. The Scooter
began TO glide over the ice.
wait a minutei Wait a minute"
cried Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy. as she
ran out Of the UNDERGROUND house
burrow, waving her tail
DO You want a rider asked Uncle
WiEgily Of his muskrat lady house
keeper. while Sammie slowed up the
Scooter.
a ride on that2 should say notr'
exclaimed Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy, en-
phatic like and unmista kable. "But
as long IS you are going TO cross
over the duck pond ocean. please
bring from the store some soap pow
der for washing the clothes. and some
brown sugar I'm going to make
molasses cake"
"Oh, joyi" cried Sammie. clapping
his paws. 7 don't mean joy for the
soap powder. but for the molasses
cake he went on
Il understand" spoke Uncle Wiggi-
~. looking over the tops Of his
glasses wen bring what you wish
Nurse Jane he promised. with a low
and polite bow of his tail silk hat.
"A1l right. Sammiei" ne called 10 the
rabbit boy and away they went. over
the ice Of the duck pond ocean on the
Scooter.
Doesn't she 20 fastg' cried sam
mic. as he turned the handle OF the
wrinEer and made the old alarm
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

been sent to Austin and IN the mean
time additional subscriptions are be-
ing raised for the construction OF the
proposed opera house on Texas street.
More telegrams were received to-
day by mayor Davis IN regard 10
the sale Of the bonds 70 Pay for the
Improvement OF the downtown streets.
J. H Russell. who suffered a stroke
Of apoplexy early yesterday morning,
is improving.
W G. Roe. conductor Of the FL Paso
& Southwestern, has been appointed
trainmaster fin charge Of terminals in
the local freight yards.
Concrete work on the foundation OF
the new Phelps Dodge office build
ing is nearly completed
J. H Wieligman has returned from
Los Angeles.
Alderman B. f. Hammett Is in san
Antonio taking the sulphur baths
alderman W j. Rand IS out OF the
city today visiting a mine in which he
IS interested
A Valentine BAH was given by the
Woman's club last evening at the St.
Regis.
A Valentine dance viii be given by
the Toltec club tonight.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16
Ripping Rhymes
n By WALT MASON.
The Banker

TIE hands, dag beckon
bring rocks to strong box he says is Oh,
them down. shilling;
him
fool
things
phaving
boats and leather and silks that
and oil well
money
sFenat The banker stands and landsi people
nuy2 The
rHtty. bring e;
sansst guy sky IS he whose Il pickle
Copyright Matthew Adams MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16
A Line O. Cheer
Each Day O. The Year
n InrI. rrrNnnIc. RAEcs-

YESTERDAY.
NOV where, you ask, is Yesterday?
N hold it safel. stored away
Deep IN M heart, to keep for aye.
II thrills with fondest memory
OF things Of JOY lies given me
and promise holds OF things TO be.
Its pains and tears it holds, and yet
There's Joy my soul can ne'er forget
Zen in its moments Of -egret.
Tomorrow may be fun 4 lure.
But be It safe OF insecure
The Joys OF Yesterday are sure.
Copyright, 1890. the Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

eeTE 7ILSCSS policy IN making the
w peace treaty and the league
Of nations covenant INSOFAR
able has resulted in this nations not
zieninE peace articles" said H v.
Bunk u am decidedly opposed to
woodrow wilson and all Of thar op-
position has developed during his
second term IN office think his
action in asking for the resignation
Of Robert lansing was childish ana
selfish thing 10 do. His childish
c1arrels in Washington tend 70 lead
one to Believe he is a failing man. j
have heard some politicians say that
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16
IA Years Ago Today
F-om The deraid Of This Date. 200

nEPORTS from Warsaw are that
n the authorities are paralyzed BY
the activity Of the rev0lutionists.
Il Is reported that a reign OF terror
exists throughout Poland
Reports from New York tell that
the conference between the coal oper-
at0rs and the union workers Of the
hard coal fields Of Pennsylvania at
which efforts viii be made to foTmu-
late an agreement between the en-
ployers and the men, TO go into effect
April l.
Paso Opera House association have
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

Numbers Of labor leaders ir Great
Britain demand higher salaries frum
their unions over $4,000 employees OF
cooperative societies lately struck for
higher paw These societies. with q
membership OF 15.00o.C00. consist en-
rirely Of working men. and were sup
posed 20 have abolished the evils o.
the wage system--From Leslie's.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16
Patter And Chatter
Go U. L MighL Be 20.

THE wintry days are fitting.
And I'm glad to let them fits
I've a longing TO be sitting
Where the fans are pleased 70 sit.
Be OF good cheer. everybody
Spring f. on the way once mores
soon the roads viii be rs muddy
A OF yore-
THE rEfntry days are Eoings
i And I'm glad to see them eos
Soon Spring breeEes viii be blowing
They'll be welcome when they blow.
Candidates are busy drumming
Up their cinnsmen here and there
Each with high hopes Of becoming
WoodroWis heir
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

Seeking TO reduce the high cost OF
living, railway men at Detroit. Mich
have purchased and VIII operate a
knitting and underwear concern. a
glove factory. q tubing factory and
other manufacturing plants. The
deal represents an initial investment
OF 1,000.000--From Leslic's
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

Hot Springs. y. A., Feb 16.-Tour-
lists and commercial travellers report
that they have encountered rumcrs
along their route Of travel that no
one is allowed 10 enter the town Of
Hot Springs, as 10 is guaranteed on
account of a smallpox epidemic
These rumors are without the slight
est foundation. As a matter Of fact
there been no smallpox nor
chicken pox within the town OF Hot
Springs for the past three weeks
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

A TLAS PECK says one Of the most
Undressing and pulling sights Of
nature is to stand around and watch
the suits and 5vercoats gradually shed
their winter prices in the late winter
and drop from 81 TO Ss.75.
The smokehouss Of Sim Flinders
was entered Monday night and a mid
ding Of meat is missing. The Deputy
Constable is working diligently On the
case, as Sim has promised him part Of
the meat II he finds It,
Fletcher Henstep, who for the past
several years has been expecting his
wife to heir some nancy at any minute,
VIII raise a crop this spring.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16
Robert Lansing. BE Man.

DOBERT Lansing has made himself bigger man in the
II eyes Of his fellow oounIymen-and the world gener-
aythan he appeared before The resignation con-
troversy shows his biguess compared to the ooneeng
salness Of his former chief the president, woodrow VII
MI. wilson showed himself very small in his reason
for demanding the resignation Of Mr. Lansing It is hard
to believe that the president requested the resigna
his secretary Of state merely because Inar oIc
called the cabinet members session to discuss national
and international affairs while the president was incapa
tated-f he did then he is smaller and peter than we
think His real getting Mr. Lansing out is be-
cause he could dominate him The other was but
fsy excuse The break in Paris at the peace con-
ference-ust the papers said many months ago-when
M Lansing insisted upon thinking for himself rather than
acting as rubber stamp for his chief But M Wilson aP
parenv not have the courage then to ask for the reg
nation Of his secretary Of state He allowed him 10 con-
time IN the cabinet and Mr. Lansing continued because
no doubt he did not wish to embarass the president IN
fight for League Of Nations by giving proof to the
open charge that the peace commissioners from this eoun
Try were not unanimous.
Now M Wilson, wholly unappreciative Of the secre-
taral friendship and attitude takes advantage OF the first
fsy excuse TO ask the secretary TO get out-es me
who only held Office that Mr. Wilson might profit
IF M Wilson really asked for the resignation because
Nj Lansing called the cabinet members together then he
IS petty enough 20 be small constable rather than
great statesman which some people have called him. In
any business when the head i'll the department execu
ves they have their hearts in the business, would get
together and discuss the things best to be done; if they
didn't there would be coordination and the business
would 60 the rocks this IS true IN business
Institution why with the affairs Of great naton2
No head Of business Institution would criticise his
employee for getting the other department heads to
geter and talking things for the best interests Of the
business M Wilson is either small and jealous Of
prerogave that he exercise, that he Is willing
sacrifice the best interests Of the country to his own
vanity OF he merely took small excuse to get nd Of
man who had dared 10 differ with him. yet remained IN
his cabinet to help him In either event. he acted IN
small way.
The American people VII applaud Mr. Lansing for stick
ing TO his chief when his chief needed him though they dill
widely, and they VII applaud him for doing the best
he could to keep the ship Of state going When the steers
man was too III function But they VIII condemn Nj.
Wilson as petty politician this instance anyhow
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

THE Wintry days are passing
And Pm glad TO see them pass;
Delegates viii soon be massinE
To withstand the waves Of gas.
Politicians VIII assure rs
That they have the only pills
We shall ever sex % cure rs
OF our us.
THE wintry days are waning
And Pm glad 10 watch them wan;
soon glad lovers viii be ginning
y sweet rewards in Lovers Lane.
Even though the time for films
Income tax returns Il here
Let rs try 10 keep On amlilnE-
spring IS near.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16
PRESIDENT NAMES VIRGINIA
lIAN ON TH lnE rnmlII..In

Washington. ID. C.. Feb. 16.-John
Garland Pollard. OF Virginia. has
been selected by president Wilson as
mission.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

Miss Elizabeth Mcknight, an Aus
tralian nurse, who served three
years IN Egypt. is aow a qualified air
pilot and proposes to become e COM
mercial aviator in Australia
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16
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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

The optimist is the nan who carries oOrkserew on
his key ring.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

FOLKS that say February have had
4 Their grand openin'. We've got q
joke or e Pash- He's got tn flu an
thsr's no whisky IN town.
Cop5TiEhl Nauonal Newspaper Service
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

The best afu" preveHtives Keep clean, keep II
the air keep away from crowds get plenty Of sleep and
plenty TO and spray the and mouth night and
Imorninq with an antiseptic. And don't worry.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

If Germany keeps On getting confessions from the allies
she VIII be the winner Of the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

There is still one Office that always seeks the man
vice president.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

Bolshsviks knew everything except how to meet the
,svrou
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

Democrats have ceased to view with alarm" the large
ampaign expenditures Of Republicans
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

Unfortunately there is no place which the govern
nent can deport the profiteers-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

He that mould moi Bhen he might.
He shall not Dhen he Bolda.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-16

TINS UE sUBSCRIPTl
day and Week End is'
only nor uanr SO 90
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-12-27

There ought to be some law il
Florida which would cause the COVER
nor Of the state to be arrested and
bound over to keep the peace or i'm
Iprisoned as dangerous to society, and
certainly if this is not feasible the
honor Of the state demands that the
people of Florida, the honest, law
abiding, God-fearing men and women
Of the state, should, through public
meetings. protest that their chief ex-
.ecutive poses as in olden days the bad
men Of the west posed in the mining
camp and dares to affront all civiliza-
ton, all honor, all morality, all law,
by his utter disregard of law and the
teachings Of the Bible against muir
er.-Manufacturer Record.
Easy, Mr.. Record; don't blow up,
Any citizen threatened by Gov. Cats
can swear out warrant against the
governor and have him put under a
peace bond. But nobody is afraid of
Gov. Cats; all consider his threats as
jokes; so why spend a dollar for a
warrant?
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-12-27

The editor of the Star made a
brief visit to Gainesville Sunday aft
ernoon, and foundt that pretty and
quiet town resting from a most sat
Iisfactory Christmas. Mr.. w. NJ. Pep
per of the Gainesville Sun took the
Star man in his car over a part of the
city. Particularly interesting was the
tourist camping ground, which the
people of the city got together in good
old country working style and formed
out of deserted lot in one days hard
work. The men did the cutting and
digging, the women furnished the
dinner and we have no doubt every
body felt good over the result. The
camp is on high ground, not far from
the University, close to the Dixie
highway and convenient to the bust.
ness center. Some finishing touches
in the way of plumbing, etc. are yet
to be made, but there were a score OF
families on the ground Sunday, anc
there are often more. 1t is just &
mere hint, but if Ocala people would
turn out that way for a days work
ing, they could make their own natur
ally pretty camping ground second tt
nothing on the Dixie highway
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-12-27
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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-12-27

While in Gainesville Sunday, we
called on the old, reliable Sun, which
for almost forty years has been, shin
ing for Gainesville and Alachua coun-
ty. The Sun is a seven-day paper,
and we found our good, old friend,
Col. r. W. Davis, supplying mental
Fabulum for Mondays issue. Col.
Davis has been with us long time,
but in solid, sensible thought and the
ability to express it no younger man
equals him. The Sun is the biggest
morning paper between Jacksonville
and Tampa, it takes its dispatches
direct from Atlanta by telephone, and
il the trains ran on a little better
schedule it could beat it's Jacksonville
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-12-27

The best evidence of the popularity
Of Cary A. Hardee is that his home
town has chartered a special train
will declare January holiday, close
shop and everybody will go to, ITALIA
hassee to see him inaugurated as gov
ernor.-Times-U Union.
Ocala would go, too, if there was a
train big enough to carry it; and it
had the price to pay the fare.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-12-27

Did prices go up in a day? They did
not. They can't come down in a day.
Prices went up gradually from 1914
to 1919. Prices went up a step at a
time. They can't come down by the
bannister. They must come down the
same way then went up.-Tampa Tri-
bune.
The Trib's. right Sliding down the
bannister means fierce bump at the
bottom.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-12-27

Says the Gainesville Sun: "The
rtany friends of Mrs. Walter Coach
man of Jacksonville will be grieved to
learn of her death. She was injured
IN an automobile accident in Lakeland
several days ago and died there yes
terday. Mr.. Coachman is one of the
most prominent business men of Flor
ida and Mrs. Coachman was a leader
in Jacksonville society"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-12-27
ADMITTED

1t is related that when Judge Ben.
jamin Toppan of Ohio, who died ii
the early '7Os, applied for admission
to the bar of that state he was asked
just two questions.
"Mr. Toppan. what is law?" was
the first of these.
can unjust distribution of justice,
replied the applicant.
"What is equity?" was the second
"a damned imposition upon COM
mon sense!"
He was received into the brother
hood with open arms-New York
Evening Post.