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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31


jefferson Shrewsbury Mutt. man
ager OF the campaign for the prssi-
dency, has decided not to call
convention until an effort Is made TO
stampede the Republican gathering
for Dudley. He writes as follows.
Dear Dud; Am out here in St
Louis engaging rooms for Limerick
ers who will come here 70 attend the
Republican convention on July s. We
viii try TO get o he Republican
nomination as we'll as that on z
ticket Ny plan Is this: I want 10000
Limerickers to come here and attend
the Republican convention When
governor Edwards calls for a vote on
the nomination nobody win get
enough ballots, not even president
Wilson When the results are made
known we viii jump up and demand
Jessica Plympton Mutt VIII begin
singing Send Dudley to the Chair
from the balcony. and we viii have
her accompanied by a harmonica or
chestra- Hiram johnson, governor
Of Utah. viii likely protest. as 1 IN
may want Bryan In which case I'll
spring U free beer plank n
stampede the convention for YOU Get
your speech ready putting in a lot
Of propositions ike high and
mighty sc. And be ready TO grab
here If I wire you. There's a lot OF
excitement here, but can learn
nothing. jeff"
Now. today's trick limerick.
friends. needs a final word that
means much TO the makers OF silk
hosiery. II you find II, send II down
by your pretty sister. together with
a check for $500. subject TO interest
at 10 percent and carrying charges.
The rhyme:
/ know n young woman uamed BeEgs
With n fondness for bottles and kegs.
n often fmbfbea
With joyiaI tribes
Until she can't stand on her -
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

and out. first stretching the strini
and then letting Y bang loose
And. as truly as I'm telling yor
the button with b buzz saw edg
sewing machine and . made q lunu.
zizzllng sound IN tbs air. Ike a be
looking Tor honey 10 put or hcf
.buttsred biscuits.
rs that the buzzer7" asked uucl
wisely leaning close 70 Buddy I
mats the burner" answered Ii
guinea pig boy. But don't get you
pink twinkllng nose o close. incl
why nots asked the bunny gen
tleman-
Because the buzzar might sc-atci
f." answered Buddy. The huLton 8
burning around very fast and fh
norchcs ] Lled In * are VerE shGrr
They'll tickle and scratch your nos
like a nutmeg Eraler
III be careful" promised III
LonEearz Nay make your buzze
so. Buddy
Certainly" answered Buddy Do
litely Then he put the strings o
Uncle WlggllEs paws, and the bun
uy rabbit pulled MS paws n and on
and the buzzer went around as fas
Then. al OF a sudden. ont from IN
der a bush came hopping the bad Of
Hai Ia souser- gargled III
Crozokus But before 7 rfhbls sous
of your ears. Uncle WISELY. Wha
have you there and he leaned owe
close 70 the twisting button
That's Euddys buzEer, znsWere
the rabbit gentleman Look ont 70
your nose. Lr. Crozokus- But
was too late. The Crozokus leane
his long pointed nose close to tn
buzzer that Uncle Wiggiiy was huz
zing. and then. all Of a oneness tn
bad chap let out a howl
-Oh. my uosei my ncsei" cried IL
Crozokus All the skin IS scrape
of By Buddy's huzzerl Oh. ny nose
my nose- And away he rali no
getting any s0use at all
-Hai Har' laughed Uncle WiEgll-
as the queer old Crozokus slipped an
slirhered away off down the hi-
am going 70 make a buEzer for ny
self, and maybe I can scare the 5a'
old plpsiseWah." And 70 the robii
in the cherry tree doesn't throw ic
cream at the q bird and he
little kittens. III tell you next a1ou
Uncle WiEEily and Brighteyes
C~opyrlght- 1920, By Mcclure News
paper Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31
Little I~nterOiews.

the particular proposition In which
they are interested
"A vast store OF technical informa-
ton IS available at the public library
md ifs w-idespread use viii tend to
eliminate many sources OF waste and
useless effort in the business world
The enlarged program Of the Ameri-
can Library association purposes 70
promote good reading and universal
seif-education through books and
libraries and create a public senll-
ment hat VIII adequately support
existing Libraries and cause libraries
to be created where they do not now
exist. To carry out the provisions
Of this program. a fund Of Sz,0OUr0OO
is now being raised by LIBRARIANS
library trustees and friends OF libra
ries without recourse TO an intensive
drive"
al Paso's memorial services sun
DAY not only were a fitting tribute
70 the nations dead soldiers and
sailors, but also were confirmation
OF the general opinion that eoopera-
ton in this city is not lacking In
any respect" said Richard Redmond.
The parade vas exceptionally well
organized, when compared 70 similar
events in other cities. and the ser
vices showed the enthusiasm Of every
Fl Pasoan to help in whatever is at
hand We have had ample demon
stration Of the enthusiastic coopera-
ton in FL Paso, but 10 my mind no
thing ver showed 50 completely
how well the citizens are willing TO
unite in a common cause"
I'VE regret very much the disap-
pointment that VIII ensue for tine
hundreds who had planned attending
the outdoor show at the high school
stadium tonight by setting the date
two weeks ahead" stated Dr.. r ID.
Strong, but the general good 10 be
obtained was made 50 clear no other
course was possible
"The war department at Washing
ton is bending every energy 10 make
Flag day this yea a memorable MS
torical event, and with assurance OF
a military program that VIII De IN
precedeuted in Fl Paso and the south
west, there was more than 5usri1lca-
ton for the delay even II u does
carry a slight Disappointment
IN line with the Washington or
der. effort will be made e have every
building in the city display a nag
on Monday, June Il, and q concerted
sion generally observed IN a manne
Z heretofore unknown in any other city
the size Of FL Paso."
x p
There are few cities Of Fl Faso's
! size that can boast Of having a
{ Larger number Of beautiful plazas
than we have here" said Dr. willard
! sample, "but in the matter Of estab-
fishing Fairgrounds for its children
! Fl Paso has fallen down pretty bad
~. This fact Is brought home 70 me
{ every time I have occasion TO drive
] down to south FL Paso and see the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

EARLY IN the morning OF this day
saturn and Uranus are strongly
adverse. according TO astroloEy,
and later the sun Is in evA place Nep-
tune is in an aspect held 70 be helpful
to metal plans.
public positions are believed to be
exposed 70 unusual criticism and 70
be especially subject to slander and
MISREPRESENTATION
Uranus has power during this con
f~iguration to distort the imagination
so that human motives are made 70
appear selfish and sinister, no matter
how praiseworthy they may De-
Ambitions are not well directed az
this time. for the sun Is In untrienlly
mood. making for discouragem mt Tor
all who seek office or high position
OF any sort
easily deceived than usual while b
planetary rule prevails and they
should be especially wary OF poltlcai
friends as well as of ali who make
a sentimental appeal
Old leaders and old opinions come
equally into disfavor at this time,
which is stimulating TO all who
hold radical views and preach sweep
There Is a sign read as causing
human thought to clarity so that
gradually CONFUSION re8aru4n6 pun
lie questions viii subside. II seems
that political issues viii decrease
in number. but intensity in their ap-
Uranus and Saturn continue to
forecast labor troubles, but they are
read as Indicating some new method
OF action that VIII bring about great
changes
Financial benefits OF hospitals are
foretold. but some OF these viii be
due to the prevalence Of disease.
Again surprises in political con
ventions are forecast The stars that
rule for Republicans on their meet
ing day are more kindly than those
that will hold sway when Democrats
assemble. Thus more stormy ses-
sions are indicated for san Fran
cisco than for Chicago.
Persons whose hirthdate Il Is
should be very careful in business
matters during the coming year.
Those born in the morning should
be especially conservative
Children born on % day may he
rather restless and unsettled. Those
been after 8 p. m r likely 20 be
very lucky-Copyright, 1890. by the
Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

gle ballot. with ss1H votes % hl
credit; followed by Thomas B Reed
with 84h votes. Matthew Quay o
Pennsylvania with 61L votes. FORM
err vice president Morton with s.
votes. and senator Allison OF Iowa
with ssh votes
Carrot A. hobart OF New Jerse.
was nominated for vice president o.
a single ballot. his unsuccessful cppo-
n being Henry Clay Swans O.
Tennessee, William c. Buckley o
Connecticut General James A. Walk
er, OF Virginia. and Charles Warrer
Lfnnett OF Rhode Lsland-CContinuec
tomorrow. with the story Of the lztt
convention.)-Copyrighr The George
Matthew Adams Service
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31
Republican Contention
History Of 81 Years

THE 18th Republican national con-
vention assembled in St Louis
June 16. 1885. with Charles W
Fairbanks OF Indiana IS temporary
chairman and John II. Thurston Of
Nebraska as permanent chairman. It
was featured by the bolt OF the "sil-
.verites." who led by senator Teller
OF Colorado and senator Cannon OF
Utah. left the convention after their
resolution ~ pledEinE the party to
bimetalism and ~16 to WAS voted
down S18l TO 1851
sound money" and the protective
tariff redemption OF the country from
Democratic free trade naturally dom
mated b resultant platform. and
featured the terrific campaign which
followed
McKInlev was Nominated on a sin
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31
Bedtime Stories For The Little Ones
WLUULLL ~ ONOON D
81 HOWARD h CARS.

aOH. UNCLE WIGGLYr' called
~ Buddy. the guinea pig boy one
day as he raj Up 20 the old rab-
bit gentleman who was sitting In
the sunshine near his hollow stump
bungalow. do you want me %
make you a buzzer, Uncle WiggilyF
asked Buddy
"A buzzerlH exclaimed the bunny
nose to stop it from twlnkllng 50
fast What is a buzzer, Buddy, and
what could I do with it,"
-Have fun answered the guinea
pig boy. -Iu make you one Have
you q big piece OF string Uucle Wig
what for9- asked Mr.. Longeara
For b buzZer I am going 20
make" answered Buddy And When
Uncle WigEily gave the little guinea
pig chap the string. Buddy looked
at it. smiled in a funny sort Of way,
and asked:
Have you a big overcoat button
Uncle Wiggily2 A very large button
what forg" asked NJ. Longears
ION. for another part Of the buz-
GER spoke Buddy So Uncle Wlggily
a. last found a large button with
four holes lu It. The button was one
he intended sewing on his red vest,
but he found o. was too large.
But It win be a handy button for
ny buzzer.n said Bududy with q
laugh, as he looked at it. Vow.
have you a file. Uncle Wiggily2 The
nail one you use to file your paws
with VIII do very nicely
What are you going to DO with
my Qlel' asked The bunny uncle as
he too Dc from his pocket
-Iu show you" answered the gull
nea pig chap, and then he began to
file notches In the outer rim OF the
big o~vercoat button.
-Why, you're making &c Just like a
buzz saw exclaimed Uncle wisely
ITS all part OF the buzzer,' said
Buddy. you shan see how it works
pretty soon"
Then Buddy threaded the string
through two holes In the button, the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

CIRCULATION IN wildcat stocks,
y which has caused enormous losses
in the last few years. tE being
checked not only by Investigations
conducted by municipal chambers OF
commerce and kindred organizations,
bur by public Libraries" said x ID.
Fullerton. post librarian at Fort
Bliss. thousands Of dollars have
been diverted from spurious or
doubtful enterprises and much mis-
cry spared by information obtained
from books on library shelves deal
ing with the fundamentals and the
-uroposition which promised large ana
quick returns on the investment
"a man IN a middle western city
recently lost a large sum by Invest
ing in a gasoline producing propo-
sftion without informing himself OF
its feasibility. Another ave- him
self thousands by going TO the pub
lie library and reading about the
techuoloE OF gasoline making Enor-
NOUS amounts OF money could be
saved daily by persons in every walk
81 life II they would obtain authentic
Information before they undertake
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31
Patter And Chatter
Strong for The Flag

lie broke his fathers heart and sen
his mother to her Eravel
Where change Hes loose he can
not seem TO make his hand
behave
One day he faced q dozen me1 WI
thought him much 70 blame
For being careless VITA n pea A.
with his uncIe's nnmes
But please remember always ttnl
despite HIS love OF nWuE
He never fails to raise hia hat 4
honor OF the Gng.
TIE lodged the draft By hook "A
crook pretending 20 be aie1
And never fails 20 overlook
pocket he may pick
But once he nearly killed a mEn Nh
didn't seem TO think
This country could lick al the res
and do Il In a wink
POHccmen chase him now and the
for being Indisereet
But you should IN hin cheerfn
when the flag E0es I'd Ii
street.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31
AtNight

TUHEN LAY me down to rest. at ten minutes after nine, having all day done
w ny best tranquil is this heart of nine I have gained a honest PUNK
canned Il IN the sweat that pous; so I lie upon ny bunk, sprngng ground
and lofty SHORES I have done no evil tick, I have do1e 4 neghbor ii, I have
Heecd no trusting hhk I have jumped no merchants bill If I've injured any
gent, If I've caused the least distress twas not done with fn intnt-twas pure
rwkWudn@s, I guess So ] seek my humble cot and IN dreams my spirit scars;
and the ndgabors hear 1 wt all my plain and fancy SHORES. Oh, the long
and dragging nights that the crooked people knOwl Then it is that conscience
Emtes with a solar Plezus blow. In the day the sinful guys may proceed with
naughty tread; in the night the ghosts arise, and stand gdnnng round the bed
If you'd know a sleep profound, if you'd know what sweet dreams mean, fl
you'd have no ghosts around, you must have a mind serene. There is sorrow
IN the night there are phantoms breathing woe, if your conscience isn't white
as the vel known driver snow
copyarh. by Georr. Ma,thsw Adams. WALT MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

Phoenix. ARK, May 81 - Former
governor George W. Hunt win leave
san Francisco June % for Siam. there
to take up his duties as minister OF
the United States. In the meantime
he has started for Washington, there
to receive his instructions from the
department Of state. Mrs. Hunt and
their daughter viii join him in the
fall 1t Is understood probably that
al least p member OF his former
state administration force viii go
with him to b far east. but no
selection has been announced, though
IL is known that applications have
been many.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

Thomas Coffin Cooke. who was
stage manager for Laurette Taylors
production Of "One Night in Rome, -
when It first opened in London
recently, has returned TO New York.
Speaking OF the harsh reception the
sta and her company were accorded
the first night he said:
IAN organized gang made all the
trouble. They were Just a lot OF peo-
pie who resented what they termed
the American invasion in London
acting circles. They a nothing
against Miss Taylor OF her play. The
better class Of English people re-
scented the action Of this gang, and
the second opening vas peaceful be-
aus steps had been taken TO eject
d~isturbers."
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31
II Years Ago Today

nEPORTS from Dallas tell Of a ter
X rifle wind, hail and electrical
storm that started at midnight
last night. doing considerable Gam
age throughout northern Texas
Oklahoma and Indian Territory,
At the close OF business this eve
ming. the term OF office Of both the
postmaster and his assistant J. r.
Kachler, viii end. both having re-
master. Is I'll in California, and the
assistant postmaster says his busi-
ness will suffer II he remains longer
IN the office, and that he VIII not
stay longer than today.
The appointment Of W W. Brldgers
as campaign chairman for the Davis
jenkins faction, was made yesterday
at the mayors office.
Mayor Charles Davis, Who has not
been well for several weeks past.
viii ask for e two weeks leave OF
absence from the council Thursday
night Mayor Davis expects TO spend
the time at Mineral Wells.
City electrician Loomis win to-
night hand his resignation TO the
city council Mr.. LOOMS assigns
poor health
II. q frost has returned from the
east bringing with him the rough
plans for FL Paso's Y. II. c A build
ing. While in the east he inspected
the newest and most modern Y. IL
c A. buildings.
The foundation for the new hotel
building, which Henry Pfaff win erect
on San Francisco street, has been
completed and h contract VIII be
let in a few days for the brick work
The excavation work on b new
Baptist church on MaEoffin avenue
has about been completed and the
foundation will be installed at once.
Mrs. T. Kolberg is spending sew
eral weeks in the east
Mrs. v. r. stiles and children VIII
go TO Los Afgeles next week
Mrs. James Murdoch and daughter
Helen, are visiting in northeastern
Texas.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

Edgar SelWyn sailed for London
Saturday 10 conclude arrangements
for q site on which TO build a Seiwyn
theater in the British metropolis. He
was accompanied by Gilbert Miller,
in association with whom he viii
shortly present wedding Bells" in
London. Before he returns Mr..
selwyn viii visit Madrid 70 get some
Spanish plays.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31
Travel Convenience

THE NEW MEXICO state corporation commission re-
/ quests that all trains serving the southwest meet N Fl
Paso so that passengers for local points viii not be COM
PEELED to lay over N this city, sometimes as long as z
hours. The person who comes a long distance is usually
equipped for a layover. The traveller between points N
New Mexico and Arizona going either way may suffer N
convenience from unnecessary delay. The time IS past
when FL Paso had to rope and tie travellers to make them
spend a few hours here ga
The railroads have granted one request that VII oeneIlt
both FL Paso and towns west on the Southern PaelIle oy
Ioealiriug trains 1o1 and 1o2 as far as Deming and FL Paso
are concerned. As Hugh Williams, chairman OF me state
eorporaiou commission Of New Mexico, says, IEl Paso and
New Mexico should work together" Such a Pohey Is Deus
for rs all.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

The new Shipman-Wnde play,
''romorrcw's Price" starring Taylor
Holmes viii open at the Woods, Chi
cago. Nay 81.
hert-Crescent
Marie Wells, understudy for
Eleanor Painter IN -Florodora," at
the Century. has been given a long
time contract by Lee Shubert
When The Passing Show OF 1918"
closed Saturday night at the Winter
Garden, Il went to Chicago for a run
at the Garrick.
The Night Boat" will reach It's
150th performances at the Liberty
theater this week.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31
A Line O. Cheer
Each Day O. The Year
ny JOHN FENDRIcK BANGS.

4 FAREWELL-
GOODBTE, fair May
u Since you must run away
with all your loving cheer
III hope to see you back again next
yea
Or If / am not here
To meet you up in Heaven.
For I am giving odds OF one TO seven
That's surely where you live. and
where you 90
When you have done your work down
here below.
Copyright. 1890. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31
FTsKE COMPANY WRECKED.

Minnie Madden Fiske and her Mis-
Nelly Of " Orleans" company. while
enroute to Los Angeles from SAT-
Lake City the other day we're
wrecked at Milford. Utah. A quick
survey Of things, however, showed
that nobody was hurt but the scenery
which means that the damage was
confined to the managerial bank roll
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

The home service section OF the
American Red Cross, located in the
chamber Of commerce building. is try
ing to locate the following persons
for whom government checks are
Tawney. Walter Grover Rosenbach.
Colen Newton Wylie. Paul Edward
Stokes, Claude +. Grounds. Paula
Torrez Jiminez. Chin Sen Tong,
Grover A. Losee
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31
About Broadway Plays And Players

Anew YORK, May sl-Now that
IN Warenhais & Kemper are pre-
pairing to reenter the producing
field. their old staff is gradually
being reassembIed- Things are be-
ginning to hum al the Wagenhals &
Kemper offices in the Aston Theater
building.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

edges OF which he had filed so they
were like a buzz saw. Then Buddy
tied the two ends OF the string to-
Eether. as though getting ready to
play cats cradle. and then he put
The loops OF b eord rer his paws
Now watch. Uncle WiEgilylf
called Buddy The guinea pig boy
began 10 flop the button over and
over until the string was all twist
ed Then Buddy pulled mis- paws in
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

Martin Brown, author Of An limo
cent idea" the satire on bedroom
farces, which has opened at the Full
ton theater, has Invited all authors
Of bedroom farcss to be his guests
IT matinee.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

Eddie Dunn was busy counting his
money at the Cohan & Harris offices
when a friend came IN.
"GeeF' said the newcomer. eying
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

Charles E. Hughes is said to be making a million 4
wear rom bis New York law practice. It seems the nation
lad a bargain in him four years ago, but didn't know Il
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

YETE asked the young lady across the
w way what she thought Of the
Japanese -consordum with the Chinese
and she said Of our the japanese
and Chinese are a great deal alike but
in her opinion marriages Of people Of
the same nationality are much more
likely to turn out happily.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

A woman's never too busy e shop,
n but when she wants T. buy some
thin she telephones her husband T. git
It. EVERYTHING comes { him who waits,
unless its a book he's loaned.
Copyright National Newspaper Services.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

the money. you should have been
in Atlantic City with me last week"
WHY asked Eddie
Had q great poker game"
Twin anything
"Suret' said the visitor. Three
urescrfutfonan
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

Nike Cricket wrote a joke for the
Wellsville Optic the other day. and
now they call him Bill Nye Cricket
Hes going to quit barbering-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31
10 coon As A CLAmER-

10 IUU y. = -II---I-
DR. Nicholas Murray Buffers campaign manager say IA Doctor vi
be nominated at Chicago probably a g early as n fourth " fifth ballot
Dr. Butler should get a uew campaign manager right away Ihe nan WI
officiating bstrays a conservatism that has n o place IN modern eanpaE
managing
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

r,s,r-nent bere snd there by Democrats, Of Wison.s
asministrstion proves that the spirit Of forgiveness IS
5eenIv rooted in the human bteast-or that mans memory
Is had.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

New York city is to have q IL
story hotel exclusively for women
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

EODLAshMENIs
Ny w little bambino darling.
Why IRE you always quarreliingf
II with me a walk yOuTl take,
I viii buy you angel cake.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

Stranger-These bedroom farcss
seem to be popular hereabouts.
White Way Native-Yes the man
ayers r after the all niEhtie dollar.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

4 thing Of beauty Is a iOy fOrepa;
lis loneliness Increases; Il wd never
Pass INTO n~oihngnesS.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

The first beafsteak % reach the
KIondika sold FOR f4S a pound
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

Patagonia. Ariz. Nay 81 The
cruz PataEonian has been sold
to II. r. Slsk. who also Is oWner o.
the Norales Daily Herald
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-31

Draw from aae to tive and 30 on
70 the end.