The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-10-05
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The Master Mind Reviews
Series - Famous Expert
Prepares Himself on
Diet of Sea Food-All
Fish Are Welcome.

NEW YORK. Oct. with .
cool mind aud a cooler dscK, the
Master Mind views the series
He has the works inquired
down 10 a percentage. 0s for him
self and 2 for the other guy.
With the Master Noodle figuring
the dope, the public has the gratis
services Of one who favors neither
the Robins nor the Indians. He
favors himself. .tt 49, -
He thinks that the Brooklyps
have the advantage in the coaching
crate. Robby outweiKhs the visit
ing delegates three TO one. The
foul lines are neutral. The Astef
Mind claims that the dips whl not
figure in the actual play-on as all
pockets are fish to them. 80
The ticket scAlpers will play their
usual important role in~the series
with the bootleggers close two.
They should run neck-and- neck
with the neck getting the worst
Of IL. ST.
NEW RULES WILL ~ ".
BALk GAMBLERS.
The Master Mind eliminates gam
bling entirely. A burned. child
breads the hot stove. but may
come back to snatch another wanle
OF the griddle. The fact that there
are no pockets in the players uni
forms this series stymies the Mas
ter Mind. He refuses TO make
statement that might break his ar
ticles of probation. SprainiRg Q
parole means that black smith
will do all the upholstering on the
doors of your new apartment
The Master Skull claims that the
gamblers will have to learn a new
delivery this year owing to the new
pitching rules laid down by the
Secret Service and the Bo4fd Of
Health. Last year they worked the
corners of the pillow with fast
bankroll about vest pocket high. 1t
was very deceiving twister, ~
the public knows. They swung at
ii last fall and didn't get to the
bank in time to stop the check.
The three most important factors
in the series. gambling. ticket
scalping and peck arr
boss and boss. Brooklyn will have
the advantage of New York's best
graduate specialists. while Cleve-
land will be- strengthened by the
cream of Chicago's sour milk.
With the major ingredients as
even as set of store teeth, the
series may undoubtedly be decided
by some play on the actual play
ing field. Everybody will agree
with the Master Mind that this Is
an unusual situation. And one
that is deeply deplored in egg
shaped circles where brides are
trump and the college cheer is .
whisper.
BEST sALARIED EXPERT.
IN BIG SERIES.
The Master Mind stands on his
past record If you can dig 1t up.
He has never been wrong before
on anything wrong. This time he
is jumping over into a new pasture.
He is the highest salaried expert in
the series, but never collects his
pay. He is skeered that somebody
will ring in a marked banknQte on
him. ~
Wheel along with the Master
Mind on this series. We have
branches on every corner of Broad
way and the best jails of the coun-
try. Send all communications by
express, as the Government letter
carriers work too hard now.
W. are the only service that
gave two winners last series.
We picked the Reds to win and
the White Sox for the place. a.
Send in yard of money and
we'll stretch it a mile. The Mas
ter Mind will meet you at~the ca
trance to the ball park. Wear b
sardine in your buttonhole.