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The Pensacola journal., 1920-04-10
STANDARD CONTAINERS

There is now a federal law establishing berry and
baskets of standard capacities enforced by the
Bureau of Markets of the Department of Agricul-
ture 1t is good far it goes. but it might so a
great deal farther An effort is being made to ex-
tend the principle of standardization to larger ship
ping containers particularly hampers and round
stave baskets Ultimately. it may be expected that
baskets boxes hampers, crates. barrels and all
other common types of container will be brought
under some such regulation. not merely in interstate
trade but in local trade.
The prevailing system is certainly chaotic. IL
makes confusion and expense in manufacturing the
containers and still more in the distribution of the
fruits and vegetables There so many different
sizes and so much variation from the old, simple
measures of the quart gallon peck. bushel etc. that
consumer has little idea how much of anything he
getting and often the dealer the producer is un-
certain about it.
The present tendency to sell food of all kinds more
and more by weight instead of dry measure" helps
to bring order out of the chaos; but as long as
foodstuffs are measured at all rather than
weighed, there ought to be possibility of doubt
about the measures used
The process of reform would be fastened il con-
sumers would always insist knowing what guam
tity they are gettins when they buy any kind of
produce in container whose contents not plain
" indicated.
The Pensacola journal., 1920-04-10
REVELATIONS OF a WIFE
BY ADELE GARRISON.

gown" and the rejoinder, But isn't
she game? I couldn't smile like that
I'd be crying my eyes out"
Dicky left me at the door of the
dressing room, pressing a coin slyly
into my hand. you'll tip the maid, I"
he explained, and L blessed him for
his thoughtfulness. L had been too
absorbed in my gown to think of any
thing else.
An obsequious maid provided me
with needle ,thimble and thread. She
offered to mend the tear for me, but
| had a horror of being made conspic-
uous by her ministrations.
'If you'll just let me have a chair
in a corner l shall do very nicely"
told her, and was at once snugly en-
sconced near one of her mirrors be-
hind the very comfortable rampant of
an enormously fat woman in an ex-
aggregated evening gown, who was de-
voting much pains and cosmetics to
her complexion. She looked as if she
intended to remain at the particular
mirror all the intermission. I hoped
she would stay there, in spite the
dagger's looks she was receiving from
other complexion repairers who COW
eted her place. for she was an eff
fectual shield from curious eyes.
To my joy I found that the gown
was not ruined, and that it could be re-
paired without much expense or
trouble Even the temporary mending
was doing disguished the break. /
was so interested in the mending that
was completely lost to my surround :
ings, but the sound of a familiar name
brought me to with a jerk
Did you see the Dickybird and his
marble bride?" high-pitched yet
rather sweet voice asked the question
and a deep contralto answered it.
Yes, indeed, and / saw the way
Lillian Gale was rushing them. For
my part l don't think that's quite club
by of Lii. OF course she's got into the
way of thinking she has a first mort
give that beautiful bride a chance for
her life before she forecloses."
Whats the secret of Lis attrac-
ton for Dicky Graham, anyway" the
soprano voice queried. She's a good
seven years older than he is, and both
her past and her youth are rather
frayed at the edges, you know"
ooh! loves young dream, and the
habit of long association" returned the
contralto. I've heard that Lii was
Dicky's first love. She was a sumner
for looks 19 years ago. and Dicky was
just young enough TO be swept off his
feet"
THAT must have been before Lii
married that unspeakable Morten, the
fellow she divorced, wasn't it?" in
The Pensacola journal., 1920-04-10
HEADACHE STOPPED
WHILE YOU WATT
Druggist Refunds Your Money
While You Wait at Counter IL
AspirOnal Does Not Relieve in
Two Minutes - Absolutely
Safe.

Why suffer balf an hour Of headache
pain waiting for your stomach to di-
gest solid tablets and powders, when
Aspironal, the new Elixir, gives relief
right now. Your Doctor prefers As
pironal for the reason that il is not
dangerous to the heart and does not
upset the stomach.
The next time you have a headache
go to your nearest drug store, hand
the clerk half a dollar for a bottle of
Aspironal and tell him to serve you
two teaspoonsful in a little water.
With your watch in your hand count
off two minutes and call for your
money back, as per manufacturers
guarantee. if you can't feel your head
ache fading away within the time limit.
Your druggist invites and expects you
to try Aspirona1, so don't be bashful.
Everybody is doing it. Same guar
antee applies to colds. coughs and neu-
ralgia.-Adv.
The Pensacola journal., 1920-04-10

terrupted the soprano
YES it was" the contralto an
swered. II don't know whether Dicky
has been half in love with Lii all these
years or not, but he certainly has been
her best friend. And now comes the
news of his marriage TO somebody the
crowd never heard Of"
well, 1 think Lii may say good
bye to her Dickybird now" returned
the first speaker. That bride is quite
the prettiest piece of flesh and blood
I've seen for many days"
"She is all of that," agreed the other
"She holds all the best cards, but
you'll wind she is too statuesque and
dignified to play them. / saw her
face tonight when Lii was talking to
her. She is not accustomed to LIS
kind and she does not like her friend
ship with Dicky"
You can't blame her for that" in
terjected the soprano. Il am sure
would not like to see my husband
dancing attendance on Lillian Gale"
mo. of course not" the consralto
replied; "but she will be just fool
enough to show Dicky her feelings, and
Dicky, who is the soul of loyalty to
his friends, will resent her attitude
and try TO make it up to Lii and
Harry by being extra nice to them.
It's too bad. But then, these marble
statue sort of women always sacrifice
their love for their pride of their fool
notions or propriety."
'It will be as good as a play to
watch the developments, the soprano
commented. Come on, we'll be too
late for the curtain"
The Pensacola journal., 1920-04-10
KEEPING TRACK OF THE FREY FAMILY
News from Citrus Cel

News from Citrus Center.
Z. S. Frey made Two business trips to Chiaha last
week
Mrs. c. r. Lynn and son. C. r. Lynn, Jr ac-
companied by two lady friends of Fort Myers mo-
tored over and were visitors in our town last week
also called on Mr.. E. S Frey
E. s. Frey set out 500 strawberry plants for run
ners the end of last week which will need good
shower OF rain.
Mrs. E. s Frey, the postmistress. has been driving
back and forth With Jean the end of last week
Moorehaven Times
The Pensacola journal., 1920-04-10
THE CAUSE OF THE HEAVY RAIN.

Gainesville had unusually heavy downpour OF
rain Sunday night. The lightning flashed and the
water came down upon us in torrential and cease
less flood We could not realize the cause of it un-
til learned that there two candidates for
United States senator in the persons OF Senator
Fletcher and Gov. Cats. and candidate for gov
ernor, in the person OF Hon. John w. Watson, all
in town at the time And while the thunder
pcaled and citizens all wide awake and
distressed about the situation. these gentlemen were
all asleep, each with seraphc smile on his face.
confident that his calling and election"
Ah! what blessed thing is sleep.-ocala Star.
The Pensacola journal., 1920-04-10
Unseen But Overheard.

.ewould you like to walk bit,
Madge?" Dicky's voice started me into
a recollection of my surroundings. l
had been so absorbed in the problem
of whether / should or should not ac-
cept Lillian Gale as an intimate
friend that 1 did not know that the
curtain had fallen on the second act
of Rosemary" not did I know how
the act had ended. My problem was
still unsolved. 1 welcomed the diver
sion of a turn in the fresher air Of
the lobby.
AS we passed up the aisle I felt a
sudden tug then an ominous ripping.
The floating chiffon overdrapery of
my gown had caught in a seat. As
Dicky bent to release me his face
showed CONSERVATION. Almost a length
of the dainty fabric trailed on the
floor.
l have schooIed my self-repression
for many a year. L feared my gown,
in which 1 had taken such pride, was
ruined, but 1 would not let any one
know 1 cared about it. 1 gathered
it up and smiled at Dicky.
.'It really doesn't matter" 1 said. IF
you'll leave me at the woman's dres-
sing room 1 think I can fix it up all
right"
Dicky drew relieved breath His
heartily murmured You're a thor
oughbred for sure, Iadge," rewarded
me for my composure. I was just
woman enough also to be comforted by
the whispered comments of two other
women who sat just behind the seat
which caused the mischief.
isn't that a shame-that exquisite
The Pensacola journal., 1920-04-10
THERE WASN'T Any STORY.

Charlie, the boy wonder of the Denver Post news
room. is sent out to look up a story about kid
who is reported TO have fallen off house and been
considerably mussed up.
TWO hours elapse.
mo boss" phones Charlie there isn't any story.
The kid does Brodie off the house all right but he
falls fat who happened to be passing.
breaks the Fat mans legs. and wasn't hurt at all
B. L. T. in Chicago Tribune.
The Pensacola journal., 1920-04-10
/ got a hunch

/ got a hunch
That one Of three men
Is going to be Elected
To Congress
From The Third District
John Henry Smithwick.
Ben Hancock
Or Y. L. Watson.
John Henry is the Best Voter,
John Henry believes in votin'
An acts up to that
Belief
He is also red-headed,
And that counts for
Lots.
we like Ben.
Even If he did
Fail to give US peace;
Seems like anybody
What could do as much as he done
Could of succeeded in doin'
More than he done;
But then,
OF course Mr.. Burleson
Has his faults,
And you couldn't expect Ben
To win the war
Sngle-handed:
He did his best,
But the rest of us
Must of failed
In our duty
Seems like.
When you read his
Political dope
That he done more than his share
And the rest of us done
Less than ours.
Then, we don't want to overlook
Mr. Y. L. Watson,
For he is entirely too
Good lookin;
That is, judging from his photograph;
He says he takes his American
Principles straight,
Stead of diluted;
And is against
Poisonous imported doctrines:
Sounds kind of queer
But he probably
Means well.
He also says he
VIII discuss in public
Dangers confronting our country.
Geei Amt he the brave guy?
You've got to hand it to them three
Politicians.
They is hard to beat
Amt il pity
We can't send
All three
To Congress-
The Great Triumvirate
OF The Third District
The Pensacola journal., 1920-04-10
WISDOM.

In life's hard school
Are lessons learned
That may be to
Ones profit turned
Successful men
Whe WIZ Srcat strikes
Don't ever make
The selfsame breaks.
Birmingham
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12
gllter nnO nensr 9Iberslnnbr.

8o6l fem llnfraIt iplir5elt fciter
un0 %tieier, als OaSienige beS Nber-
elaubelS. W}drhc, ia uicle Der be-
treffen6en 8orItcaumgcn itantmen
nod aus oen firltcritcn 3%eitaltern
Ser Mellidbeit uuo beberrIden beilte
un5G6lige @ebiloete ul0 %llngebiloete,
Wtdnnlcin un0 @cibIeiu.
9oGin gebrot 3. 9. Ser nn9lild.
leIige @laitbe an Die orei5e6n alS
llnoliid85obl. Son oieier utlO icbr
pielen onoeren abergI6ubii6en Giu-
biloungen un0 oen WliBIiAfeiten
coer aergerni5ien, peI6e bierolts en-
tuaflen, f0nnelt alle uniere faibio-
nablen SoteIs Elm 2ie0Aen iingen -
ooer pielmebr, ite f0nnten gan8e 8it.
der 6ooon er5G6len, tpenn ie Die
8eit oofiir bGtten! Cine Wfenge So
tells bat ridt MIR ole 3immer SEQ.
10 robgei9afft", ionoern oltd 0aS
Stodtperf $40. IS, iueltn elm iol6es
rorbat10en mar, llt0 nod JOINT duf
ale glrt 0ieie 3obl 5lt bonnen iid
gcn0tigt geiebcnl ltmfragen III fol-
den SotelS fonnen oit1 5eigen, 6aB
oie Gnnabne, oie gbastodter ieien
in beIonoerem MoBe Die Stiiben oes
9(berglaubens, cine irrige lit. 8eion.
oers in ser Sportspelt 1aben Wann
ull6 @eib chamber gar ni6ts mebr
in 0ieIer 8e5iebung por5uperfen.
Sober &rieg bringt cine grnte
oberglGubiider 8orIteGungen NIT
ii6, m09en ii9 6ieIelben alt6 ouf bic
unbe6eutenolten 9inge Ser @eIt er.
Itreden; 10 lit es 3. g. als rngliif.
bringenoes 8ei9en febr perpont =
narnentIid in Ser britil6en @rmee
= einem oritten Mann nod 51t ge-
i%tatten, feline Cigarette, 3ignrre o6er
Yfeife an einem 2iHt bon ~oerIelbert
0lleIle ott5u3iin6en; ion6ern oos
Strei6boG8 muB, na6oem es bon
8tpei Mdnllern beniibt tporoen lit,
ieOenfaIs berl0i6t per6en. God lit
es nidt berbotenJ nodber ieinen
@limmitengel olt einen fdon brent
nen6en 8u bolten, fails Die Strei6-
b0l5er 8ur Belt rar iino. 9enn felblt
ser a6ergIaltbe lit ni6t 10 mG6tig,
onB er ni6t ser &ar6ertpeIt ein 3lt-
geitdnonis madden muB. Die meiiten
i'm biirgerIi6en 2eben fins MIR ber-
iddmte Sflaoen ooer Sflabinnen
aberglditbifder GinbiI6ungen; 6o6
bos modt Die Sa6e oli6 ni6t better!
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12
@esen Ganbplasem-G infn6r.

Gin @eltreiienoer bralt9t beute
nidt iibcrral4t 81 fem, tpenn bel
ieiner @nfunft in einem Safen Der
Ser. Staaten iein @epdd uno ielbit
6ie Taf6en Ser &leioer, bie er on
6at, iebr iorgfaltig ourdiu6t tper.
Ben, nidt megen periu9ten ODER &c.
orgpobntett 9iamanten-S dmuggels
- oas mag aud porfommen, lit
aber cine Sode fir ii6 ielbit -,
lonocrn I'M Namen unleres Ider.
balt-O epartements, Inn Ser Gin
i6leppung neuer 2anoplaeen bur&
Sblt 81 berbiiten.
Matl1e folder 2an6plagen baben
li9 obnebin i9on felt Sabren bier
~feltgeIebt, ltno man min sic Smpor-
tierung bon nod mebr 8attungen
folder i6limmen SAd6linge perbin.
bern. Man lit beionoers beiorgt
Dor Ser @infltbr berartiger Ylaget
aus fii6liden ODER tropiiAen Gam
Bern. &eiienoe in austpdrtigen 2dn-
bern faufen b1ufig Sblt, Inn es nit
iiG beim3unebmen; uno our 3eit
oes &aufes lit teinerlei Mn8eiden
oafiir pabr5unebmen, BOB Die SruGt
irgenotpie berieridt lit, = menn lie
aber oabeim geoffnet miro, mogen
ii1 6hGolinge uro iogar i6on peit
fortgeidrittene Sdulnis 5eigen!
Stint 4rten Sbitflie9en iino in
oen Ser. Staten i6on 10 lange 81
Sauie, 6aB man iic ols g%ingeborene
betradtet, - aber nod 20 anoere
bat man ausfinoig eema6t, oeret
@infubr aus Werifo, Mittelmeerldn.
bern uip. itarf befiirftet mirol ltno
auBer sen Sbltfliegen gibt es nod
piele onoere @ottungen b0ier 9la.
gen. @Ge Siiofriidte leioen mebr
ooer minoer ftart bon ibnen. Sn
&oipaii bat man bcreits @orfebrun-
gen gegen oie slusfubr oeroddtigen
Obites, pie 8ananer, getroffen.
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

= @ormurf. Watte: gu biIt
ociuer 6reunoin Raula bod UNI bic
les poraus.
@ottin: 8ieio2
@ntte: Sea, i1 meine, neil ou
nun gliifli6 perbeirntet bin, tpdb'
reno oeine 6reunoin nod INNER
auf ser Side nod etuem Mdnn lit.
Satin: Sea ia, ~Oerbeiratet bin i6
nobl, ou nirIt bod aber ni6t be-
baupten molen, OaB i@ einen
M ann babel
S9Iau. ST.: @ie, sic idla-
fen beim Ingeln? @ie woaen Sic
oenn ga mas fnngen?
g.: Seine Gorge. Sd babe ben
@ngelitod an meine SanO g%ebunocn,
- oa pedt mid idou ieOer Slid,
tuenn er ongebiiien bat; er meloet
ielbit, ooB er gcfangen lit.
@rfI1rung. War: Oh,
Jag nal, peiBt on, mas ne Wono-
finiternis lit?
Morib: Sea getpiB, tpent unier
@ater ieinen SUIT aufiebtI
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

atpucr eS mtB dies iein oiuunit
hen iii ooS 9imntit is icbt On. lin
for Sen 9tieien Jag id aud: gett
cut I'M lab 0cin 6e6s nit mebr in
oicies SnuS iebu. @clln ib Oih
ben wia, oouu idif id iiir bid III
fpenn 0u Damn fonnle ninit, abl'
rei6t I'LL ipcnn on nit fontme wiait,
10 motid Be better.
gefor Dab CT o%uticit is bat Der
@e0eSweilcr geiogt: @dSiub$ mie,
oen @eg gei0nit OF mid; i'd ben
acOenft, on wdrit groO nod 10 e
Ninosoicb6 pie friiber," momit i9
per6lci6e Sbue Sbrn Iietuer
8biGipp Saueramper
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

1lnmOgIid ar8t: Sbr
Mann bat unbeoingt gu piel ge-
trunfen; er bat 8aiier in Der @rnIt-
boble.
Srau: Das fam unmogli9 fem!
Solange i@ meinen Wann femme,
but ct ME einen S9luf @aiier ge-
trunfen.
MonoIog. Srtnger Mann:
@erfmiiroig, feitoem mir Der Mr5t
oeiagt bat, oaB i6 an einem Ser5'
flappenfebler Ieioe, pollen ale
meme Seraangelegenbeiten ni9t
mebr Happen.
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

6 e itIi9e @tnfaIt.
Saltsfrau (5li ibrem neuen Gienit.
mdo9er1): SD gebe ins Sbeater.
Warie, uno fomme wabrideinli9
CRIT ipat na9 Sauie. 8enn Sic
i9on idlafen Ionten
Marie: S6ao't nilGt, gnd' Srau.
oa er8dble Sc mirfA morgen friib,
pie'id marl
nnbepuBte @robbeit.
Gfauipieler: @ie gefaae i9 Sbnen
in Der &one oes Sdurfen?
Ole lit Sbnen pie auf ben 2eib
aeiArieben!
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

SHrforgIi6. er: @erf-
piirbig, nenn id NAL au LANCE ge'
i6lofen babe, befomme i6 regelmd-
Big &opfldmer5en.
Sic: Mein @ott, Srana, pie ioa
oas 1peroen, penn ou am iiingiten
Gage erma6itl
@uter 81 at. Sitnge Sror
cam Morgen na6 Der Soh3eit):
Gent Dir, mein Mann wiu mir feline
&o6in Bolten!
M1ltter: @arte MIR Bis nod Dem
@ittageiien, oann miro er f6on ON
oerer Meinling ieinl
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

unter Ser San6. 8il.
lem: Menid, nat balte oenn oa
firm feinet Bortemonnaie? $50
bate oenn oct Der?
@0e Eaidenoieb): So, meeBte,
BET babe i9 10 Sumter Der Sano"
e%rporbenl
&affiniert. Sruoe: Oh
freuit bid pobl iebr auf ben &aiino-
San, Srieoa?
Grie0a: . ia, 9ru6e, aber nod
mebr uuf BEN eriten 8aiar, mo- i'd
&iille perfaufen fam.
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

@osbaft, @irt (als sic
Stammgdite iiber ieinen notoriiden
@ei3 8ite maden): Weine Serren, ma
den Sic es bod nidt 10 i6limm
= iebeu sic, iG bin ieet orauf ge-
tommen, OaB elmer meiner Sausbe-
pobner aus meinem Seller 5ebn
2iter @ein geItoblen unb auG &C.
trunfen bat, uno id babe ni4t NAL
Strafantrag geitellt.
@iner Ser Stammg1lte: Sea, nenil
er i'm getrunfen bat, 1T ct ia i6on
genag geItruft.
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

MogIi9. &eltere SciratS-
Iuitige (piiten0): gs lit unerbort
bon Sbnen, elm iol6' freGes Spiel
nit mir gu treiben = Der SEER,
Sen Sic mir porgei9lagen baben,
lit ia itamm!
germittler: @as sic iagen
9lber, meine @ndoige, er miro piel-
leidt n1r ipradlos getpeien iein,
ais er Sic iabl
- Geuere 3eiten. 8ie gebt
es Sbnen?
Sobe ieBt gar feinen Ippetitl
sic @liidli9erl
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

Gut geor6net. Isle
fommt es, oaB Die 2eute g~egeniiber
fi6 10 gut bertragen? Sic iino
idjon 3tpeiuno5wan5ig Sabre berbei-
ratet nno ba6en iid nod ME ge-
5anft.
4ein @unoerl Sic lit Muiifleb-
rerin lino gibt ben Sag iiber Stun-
Ben, urtO er lit Nadtreoafteur on
elmer Sagesaeitung.
@uf Der So63eits-
ret e. Sunge Srau: @eiln mir in
bas Sotci fommen, wollen mir Die
Barren ni1t merfel laiien, oaB mir
erlt 10 fur5e Belt D~erbeiratet iin0.
Gatte: Sebr rihtig, Eeuerite, bier
nimm mcine &eiictai9e uno ben
Ghirml
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

= I'm berfroren. &eider Gu
ieinem Na6bar): @ie Sic pobl
triiien meroen, bat mir Der @r5t
bas Sol8bauen empfobIen; 90 i'd
mid nun aber nit perfleinertem
Sol5 alif Sabre binats ~beriorgt
babe, mill i9, tpern sic oamit Elm.
peritanoen iin0, nun SIR Sol5 Dor.
nebmen, tpel9es Sic i'm Sauie ltes
ben Babenl
MeBger: So, ia, i6 bin ibon ein-
oeritaloen; miepiel Sabl'n g oenn
ober, menn sic 3 NADIA oirfenS
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

Gin @usmeg. &arl: &in'
Ser, iino Die &oblen iest aber teuer,
miBt ibr Oenn fem anoeres Sei-
5ungsmaterial?
@ilbelm: . ia, @~or6bduier!
= MODERN. &omponiit: SD
geitatte mir, Sbnen bet oieien neltetl
$o65eitsmari9 an5u6ieten.
@erleger: 8leiben Sic mir oalnit
bonn Sals; S~od3eitsmdri6e perlongt
fem Weni6 mebr, %fomponieren Sic
oo9 nal einen i6neioigen S6ei-
oungSmari9.
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12
Ger fIoifif4e Cob

Ser fIaiiifde SObn.
@ater: SD erparte nun ernltl;9,
0oB on an ocin Stuoium nno on
Dos @ramen oenfit, oas Soden in
Der Come binter Dem S6oppen mltB
nun enoli6 a%ufborenl
Sobn: @ie nngebiloet on ood
ipridit, Yapal 8enn on tlallii1
gebiloet pdreit, niiroelt on bofli9
nit 0iogenes bitten: Sch mir elm
menis aus ser Sonnel"
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12
Gut seseben.

8einbanbIer (oer ieinem
S6miegeriobne elm @las 5ur 8robe
rei6D: @un, ood boraiiglid 49,
foitbar?
S6wiegerfobn (fopffdiit.
telno): &oitbar f0nnte i9 nidt ia.
gen, aber elm 8einden, oas iid
genni9en bat
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12
@ernskIih. 9[ber Monr1,

BergeBIIW. NDer WfuIII,
i6dme oi9 ood, i6on ipieOer be-
raui6t uno 10 ipdt Enlightenment
SaIt gu mir nidt beripro6en, punft
10 l16r beim5ifommen?
Bin i9 oenn Elm @eod6tnis'
fiinltler?
uebertrieben. Wun, bat
ser iunse Mr3t Sbre Gante furiert2
2eioer ni6t; fie lit elm 0pfer iei'
mes 8erufes getuaroenl
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

&idter: 8omit baben Sic
Scsbren 2ebensunterbaIt beroient;
mas par Sbre 8eI6aftigung felt
bem b~ier3ebnten Sabre big iebt, mo-
Sic pegen StroBenraubes in Inter-
ius)ung Iteben2
@ngefIagter: Bon meinem
picr3ebnten Sabre an Bis icbt mar
i6 tells 3iegel-, tells 2anoltreider.
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

g.: @iiien Sic, i'd, made Sic
2uftb6oer ni6t aus @eiunobeits-
riidii6tert ionOern leoigli6 gu mel
mem Gergniigen nit.
g.: 90, iol 81 Sbrem &ergnii-
gen, ib oadte, gum gergniigen an
oerer.
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

nYDutpp . gul
Der @eoeSmei.
Ter 9eio9t, LETT
boil email e pnar
@ldies ODER
beiier nentm e
poar SdubnerS
In Damn poae
mir entail oie
@enerolprob ob'
holte." Seaen
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

Sausfrou: @ie ib beut ge-
ieben bob', boben Sic gar eiuen
2iebbober!
0ieni It M i o6en &6er, grd.
oige 6roll, Der meint's ia ni6t
ernIt!
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

@r idaut ia eigentIid iebr oil.
itdnoig urto folio aus, id min oes.
balb nod nidt idle6t bon ibm ben.
fen. Sdon Ser ltmitanO, oaB er
mid 10 LANCE un0 burtnddig Der.
folgt, IdBt boffen, bob er elm Itfra-
fiber 9ltmmfopf lit.
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12
GoIi@ Der iton0en. @raf

- Sale Der It n @rat
(3u einem Sreiber): Wtir fommt es
10 Dor, als tpentt i6 Sic idon NAL
auf Ser Sag0 ~getroffen babe.
Greiber: gaer0ings, @p. @lta-
Gen.
@raf: %ber mo?
Sreiber: @m Iinfen 8ein.
&ppetitIt6 Of. 5rau: Sea,
bos lit ia re6t nett, bier itebt ia
nod oas i6ntubige 8alier BON
beute friib I'M @aidbeden2
&0din: 9as lit nidt BON mir,
6os lit bonn Stubenmdoel, i6 waide
mid Blob, menn id auSgebe.
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

- gntfpre@eno.. Serr g.:
On bait sic einaige So6ter bon benz
rei9en @potbefer @qua g~ebeiratetY
Serr g.: Sa. Sd boffe bod, oaB
er mir sic Mitgift in @potbefer-
preiien aus5ablt!
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12
NHrner 5d,rrtbEbrtEf nrs
Nbtltpp SaMrrantpter.
t47.

Msein Iieber Serr 9feooftiondrl
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

2ebriunge GtoI5 gu ieinem
Sreuno): gu, mein Meeiter is iest
perreilt, IN id muB'n pertreten.
Sreuno OObniid): 90, oa ba'
Ite wobl geltern for i1n Die ietpebn-
li6e @rdt BON Der Weeitern able
~friegt?l
Washington Journal., 1920-11-12

- v@rflare MIR" S6ii-
ler (oer BEL elmer S6ulre6enanf-
gabc INNER peridieoene &eiultate err
3ielt): @d, Iieber @apa, piult on
mir ni9t nal ~@raf Serinour"
Ipin2
The Lamar register., 1920-05-19
HERONs CLING TO OLD HOMES
Their Dwellings in Rotterdam Invaded.
They Take Refuge In city's
Geological Gardens.

The gray heruns Of Rotterdam. IA
milIars Of the city for centuries, have
gradually, according to n correspond
ent of the Times Of London. been
pushed out OF their old territories to
make way for the growth Of the port.
The waters had been gathered into
cnnals. the spaces began to dry. and
little by little new streets buid on
piles Invaded the heron ground. Her
ons. unlike storks do not take to
the dwellings Of men, but they cling
desperately to their nesting places,
the elms and the willows OF the houle-
wards. Finally ousted. they preserved
but one refuge and that the geological
gardens. which in 1857 was establish
ed on one Of the reclaimed areas.
Some Of the herons were put in an
avinry and some Of the wild ones.
watching the proceeding. set mp house
In the elms close by. And 50 II came
about that Rotterdam Geological gar
dens can proudly lay claim to n nat
ural heronry In their gardens. But
since 1857 Rotterdam has grown, and
the parent birds have now four miles
to fly to reach the waters for food
for their nestlings. They cover the
distance by day and night over the
tramways, railways. and the noise aud
smoke Of "A city. the return to the
nest marked by the usual outhurst Of
welcoming cries from the voracious
young.