South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-28
Man in the Street
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pen to agree with him in politics.
But don't despair. since those with
whom you have differed in the past
but with whom you are in agree
ment now will admit they misjudged
YOU and that you are a gentleman
and a patriot
These are the days when people
with imagination can get much JOY
10y looking at the top Of box Of
strawberries.
The beer and light wines move
ment will not afford sufficient lib
erty" for high ball patriot.
The North Carolina kid Of 0 who
heats his father at golf may succeed
in life unless ne makes the mistake
Of going into diplomacy. In that
field he would be as dismal a failure
rs the Baptist minister who beats
AIR. Rockefeller at golf and then
expects a donation for his church
fund
There is 20 be an increase Of IS
per cent in ocean passenger trans
portatiOn. That will be explained
l1v the greater demand for saloon
transportation with full saloon priv
Heges.
Still. as beautiful a theory as it
IS. the openly arrived at plan IS
not workable in many cases. HUI
man nature must be constructed and
adjusted 20 II. and since that win
ha
time 10 wait for II. You can't even
return.
Mr. Hearst is now an independent
candidate for president. having re-
undated both the old parties. The
Old parties having become 50 dis
reputable that u Is likely there will
be dcsertions enough from them to
make them highly respectable again.
Canada is said TO be facing a
liquor shortage. and the price has
risen to $3.50 "a quart Is Canada
throwing out this information in
good faith or launching an insidious
attempt 10 induce immigration from
the States?
Don't jump on the president be-
cause he claims 20 have "A single
track mind. A single track goes
somewhere. Beware OF the scatter
Drained statesmen whose mind re-
sembles the switching track system
of modern terminal.
South Bend merchant acknowI-
edged TO US that he hadn't visited
L.
der such provincialism still prevails
over there.
There is a sequence that must not
he overlooked. Socialism tugs at
democracy and ultimately the man
on horseback will take the measure
of socialism If il should ever stand
10y the grave Of freedom.
Sen Hiram Johnson must be max
ing Roadway His partisans are call
ing him Heb Roarin' Hi Johnson
George Ganser asks us TO issue
challenge for him. He considers
himself the champion cribbage
player Of Penn township and would
like To meet someone who thinks
he knows the game better George
49, a. CITY fireman. anu consequently
has lots OF time TO take on any and
all-cOmers.
Great Britain Is going to tax war
fortunes" That wouldn't do in this
country If the gouged war for
tunes were taxed as they ought to
he. the war prohteeTs couldn't see
why there should have been any
war.
Now they are advertising Jazz
clothes" The jazz came first. then
the shimmy. We are headed for St.
Wins dance. and after that we sup
pose the nation will settle down
into plain palsy.
IL is said the former crown prince
was greatly excited over the recent
upset in Berlin. IL must have driven
him TO indulgence in two additional
Cigarets.
We do not desire 10 throw "a
monkey wrench into the government
economy theory. but if individual