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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30

Kun Bella; and If Irwin Cobb should
go to Budapest to live he would have
to call himself Cobb Irwin or be
classed down in the ruck with the
unknown Jones John and Smith Sam
uel and Brown Charles. What pleas
ure the Magyars get out Of fooling
themselves into thinking that Mac
beth was written by Shakespeare Will
liam, and that the character Scho-
field Penrod was created by Tarking-
ton Booth is quite beyond the compre-
hensioa of the average comprehender.
1t might add to the beauty of the WELL
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30
BEAUTY CHATS
by Edna Kent Forbes


perfect face can stand the severe
style, while fat face needs the hair
soft around the edges and fiuffed only
a trifie.
OF course, deformed face can be
improved by neoplasine treatments.
And profile that shows the mouth
line out of harmony. can be improved
by dental treatments But a re
arrangement of the hair will do Won
ders in many cases.
Copyright;
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30

If be really doesn't. he had better
commit suicide
And that will give him lot of pub
licity that nobody can cash in on.
The man who claims not to believe
in advertising is a-well, let some
body else say it.
This boob is anxious for everybody
to tell other people that his place is
good one to trade.
But he won't give the advertiser
anything for telling the other folks.
He is a something-for-nothing tight
wad.
The man who puts on good clothes
advertises his own responsibility, and
expects results in the shape of the
respect of others.
The man who dresses poorly be-
cause of necessity or purposely, ad-
vertises his poverty and expects re-
suits in other peoples help or con-
tempt.
In fact, every honest person wants
advertising.
Only dishonest people are afraid of
it., and they get it anyway.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30
PROFILES

wv HEN a girl tells me her profile
wv is bad looking, | usually tell
her to change the way she does her
hair. This is the simplest, easiest way
to improve the appearance of the side
face. Indeed, the way the hair is ar
ranged makes a tremendous difference
in the profile. A thin face can be made
to seem more rounded If the hair is
pulled over the face, a high forehead
can be eliminated by pulling the hair
down nearer the broWs, a prominent
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30

4
want" she said. "Hop away for an
other If you wish your own form
again."
Back and forth, back and forth each
day went the poor Frog, hopping all
night for long time, and then one
night just as the Frog was taking a
stone from the pool up came from the
bottom terrible rum.ling noise.
Up to the top of the pool went the
Frog, but he held the stone, although
he was badly frightened, but when he
saw the head of big Dragon, with
two tongues and four eyes, loom up
from the middle of the pool, splash !"
went the stone Into the water, and
Froggie hoped behind a stone more
dead than alive.
"My son, my son." said some one,
and when the Frog looked out there
was the old witch holding out her
long, lean arms to the Dragon. who
still stood In the pool.
Mother! I" beloved the creature.
'You have saved me-" and out of the
pool he jumped right on the bank be-
side the Witch.
"Now, where is that ungrateful crea-
ture who helped me, wonder?" said
the Witch. ST promised to give him
back his shape again, but. perhaps he
would rather be a Frog than Fox,
so let us go home"
1t did not take the Frog long to hop
out and show himself, though he took
good care to keep out of the Dragons
reach.
MADAM Witch, have kept my word
this time; give me back my own
shapei'' he pleaded.
'Oh, there you are, you miserable lit
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30
Juggling Names inHungary

really Bella Kiralfy. An American
who signs his name Harry J. Wimpus
is at once known to all Hungarians
as Mr.. Harry, and any kilograms
which are received for Mr.. Wimpus
are put in the unclaimed rack, be-
cause Mr. Wimpus has become Mr..
Harry and is unrecognized by any
other name. Thus, Bella Kun is al
ways referred to by the Magyars as
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30
Writer is Mystified as to Why Mag.
vars Should Use So Topsy-
TurVy a System.

1t is a mystery why the Magyars
always write their names hind side
TO, or front side back, so to speak.
Kenneth L. Roberts writes in the Sat
urday Evening Post. A Hungarian
WAC signs himself Kiralfy Bella is
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30

Mr.. Gapelle's monster seems
TO suggest the armored dinosaur'
Stegosaurus. If that's the rel
low, he isn't dangerous. hes
herbivorous. He's scarcely any
brains at all; that's why ne IS
armored to protect him from ms
enemies He's about 20 feet
long and 10 feet high.
The Tylosaurus, "half snake
half beast" isn't a Dinosaur, Dut
Mosasaur, though that prop
ably makes no particular differ
ence. He's a seaserpentlsh sort
of thing and probably requires
more water than a morass al
f0rdS.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30

nose looks best if the hair is f1uffed
softly around the face, small nose is
made to seem larger If the knot Of the
hair comes opposite it.
BY studying various arrangements,
using the hand mirror and dresser
mirror to get the side view, you can
find for yourself the best way Of fix
ing the hair for your own profile. Only
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30

known ballad "Old Black Joe" if it
were Magyarized into "Old Joe
Black; but I doubt it.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30
Evolution of the Harp

The modern harp has been evolved
from types found among. the Egyp-
tians, Syrians, Hebrews and various
Celtic nations.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30
keena Her GUESSING.

81 don't see how he keeps his wife"
"In suspense, 1 guess" = Bostos
Transcript.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30
Snakes Don't Need Drink.

The only animals living IN very dry
places which seem able to do entirely
without drink are reptiles.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30
(fAgin!(nIAJiiii
: STRICKLAND v. GILLIAN ,
MISUNDERSTANDING PICTURE.
(Copyright.)

When he had his picture taken with
his head upon his hand,
We were good and proud of Billy-he
was looking something grand!
He had started in to college and was
tagged for fathers frat,
Or some other great achievement quite
as wonderful as that.
So we were impressed with Billy and
were proud to beat the band,
When he had his picture taken with
his head upon his hand.
That is, all we kids felt that way
Father seemed to like it less,
For he said. Good Lord" when shown
1t, and he seemed in deep dis
tress.
Mother grinned bit and giggled. and
somehow it wasn't joy
OF the kind we had expected, for the
honor of her boy.
And she said, Remember, father?s'
yes" he said. IT cannot stand
To recall MY picture taken with my
head upon my handy
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30
About Advertising.

Advertising is what nothing was
ever sold without.
If loaf of bread is sold to a
tramp who managed to glom onto d
jitney, it had been advertised by the
tramp's hunger and by somebody who
told the 'bo" where the bakery was.
Or by the window of the bakery it.
self.
There isn't human being who
doesn't believe in advertising.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30
What the Sphinx Said.
BY Newton Newkirk.

+" An apple
a day keeps
the doctor
away but
three little
ra sc a | l y
green apples
in one small
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30

boys tummy have been known
to bring Doc and hope"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-30
III SHIFTS

OMEWHERE in Darkest Africa" Capt.
IA L. B. Stevens of England is searching
w for the prehistoric monster whose re-
IA ported existence has been disturbing
the scientific world more or less
s6 since 1903. 1t is supposed to be some
m sort of dinosaur. Inasmuch as the
ny dinosaur is a f1fty-foot lizard that
do tne hack To The "a nn Of RpntiloS"
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24
HIGH SCHOOL
is ACCREDITED
keokuk is Continued on the List o!
North Central Association for
One More Year, Letter to
Dr.. Reid States.

! Keokuk high school will be COP.
ltinued as an accredited school of the
J North Central association until 1921.
according to word received today by
| DR.. r. L. Reid, principal of the school.
The local school has violated four
standards and unless these are cor
rected will automatically be dropped
next year.
/ The crowded condition of the high
school is one of the marks which
counts against Keokuk high. Another
lis the lack of teachers, and another
I is the unsanitary condition due to the
!crowding.
Ottumwa, which was dropped a few
years ago, has Just been reinstated
Keokuk school authorities are hoping
Ito be able TO avoid a similar punish
ment
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24
DIED AT HOME
IN kAHOKA
Mrs. Henry G. Meyers Passed Away
at Age of Forty-three Years,
Leaving Husband and
Two Children.

KAHOKA, Mo-, March 24--Mrs
| Henry G.. Meyers died at her homs
| in Kahoka on Saturday, March 20
aged 4S years, months and Is days
Funeral services were conducted
1 from the NJ f. church. south, Mon
| day at $50 p. m. by her pastor. Rev.
s. o. Borland Interment was in the
Kahoka cemetery Miss Eva Moffett,
; daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. Matt Mof-
felt. was born in Lewis county, Mis-
souri, She came TO kahoka with her
parents at the age of five years.
where she had been a continuous
resident. She was married to Henry
e. Meyers December a6, 1901. To
this union three children We're born.
Surviving her are her husband aud
two children, Mariana and Emil
Mrs. Meyers was interested in church
and community affairs, and her death
comes as a shock to her many friends
in city and county.
Mrs. II. C. Donaldson died at the
home of her son, Frank Donaldson.
in kahoka, Saturday. March 90, aged
20 years, | month and 20 days. The
funeral. conducted by the Rev. C. E.
Newton, was conducted from the
vi fST SUI III
ment was in Kahpka cemetery. Mrs.
Donaldson was born in Wales and
came TO the United States at the age
of three months. She was married
TO T. C. Donaldson in Pittsburgh. Pa
in 1874 and soon thereafter came to
Missouri She is survived by the
children: Mrs. j. III. Reed,
F. w Donaldson and Mrs. A. G. Nc
KinZie. all of Clark county.
Mack Montgomery, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Harvey Montgomery, living just
east of kahoka, fell from tree Sum
day afternoon and broke his left arm
between the wrist and elbow. Mack |
is forced to take an enforced vaca-
lion.
DR.. Cletus Hays and family. of |
Stanton. Iowa. are guests of Kahoka |
relatives.
Vern Schnebly, a student at Co |
umbia university. spent Sunday with |
lis parents in kahoka
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24
BUSINESS MAN IS
NOW ENTHUSIASTIC
w. n. Enloe Glad TO Tell Others
About Benefits Received
From Tanlac.

Business men. professional men
Farmers. mechanics, ministers of the
gospel, and, in fact. people of vi
walks OF life. including innumerable
women, are now taking Taniac. and
are tesufying daily 10 the prepara
tons remarkable merits Among the
latest we'll known business men 70
give his endorsement of the master
snedicine is W. II. Enloe. of the
Enloe Bros, furniture store. 1908
East Fifteenth street. Kansas City,
Mo-, who said;
About six months ago | began to
suffer terribly from nervous indiges-
ton. My appetite became very poor
and my stomach was so badly upset
that everything ate caused me
trouble. The formation of gas IN
my stomach after every meal kept
me in misery for hours, and | had
great difficulty in getting my breath;
also l had such severe attacks or
heartburn they nearly drove me dis
tracted. | had severe headaches,
was extremely nervous, and was so
restless at night could get but little
sleep. / was troubled a great deal
with constipation. and was constantly
AeAA1isS SouiSiIiIuS FOT THIS as well as
my other troubles, but nothing did
me any good. Finally, | got in such
a badly rundown. weakened condi-
ton and felt SO tired and WORKOUT all
the time was barely able to get
around to attend to my business.
had read and heard 50 much
about the good Tanlac was doing
others. / decided to try it myself,
and had taken only few doses
when / noticed | was beginning to
get better. So | continued taking it,
until now l have a splendid appe-
tite, eat anything l want and never
have a particle OF trouble from it
! have gained several
pounds in weight, sleep well, and am
not bothered with constipation any
more. l have regained my strength.
never have that tired. wornout feel
ING and can get around and attend to
my business as well as l ever could.
IN fact, Tanlac has just built UP my
whole system, and it is pleasure for
ne to tell others what it has done
or me-
Tanlac is sold in Keokuk by Will
Sinson & Co, and the leading drug
,ist in every town.-Advertiseme
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24
Denounced Liquor.
Short Horn Sale.

Mt. PLEASANT, Iowa. March a..
The big Loyeland short horn sale
took place Tuesday al the fair
grounds. There wag an offering of
over SIXTY Of the best of the breed
and they were Sold 10 eager buyers
.frou, all over the United States.
This wsg the frat sale of the Iowa
circuit. The next sale viii be held
at The Upperbiii farms at WapeiIo,
Tednesday.
The first nine cattle gold for s1f.-
$50 the acreage Of the sale was
SLIT.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24
AFTERGRIP
WINTER COLDS
BAD BLOOD

You are pale, thin, weak-with
little vitality. Your liver is slug
gish and the bad blood causes your
stomach muscles to lose their elas-
ITCHY and become flabby and weak
then indigestion.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery, made from wild roots and
barks, and free from alcohol or
narcotics, is the great and powerful
blood purifier of to-day. Ingredi-
ents printed on wrapper. This
tonic, in liquid or tablet form, is
just what you need to give you
vim, vigor and vitality.
Take the Discovery as directed
and it will search out impure and
poisonous matter throughout the
system and eliminate it through
the natural channels.
You can procure a trial package
of the tablets by sending 1Oc. to
the Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y.
Rockford, nl.-"I was having trouble
with my liver. I would have severe
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24
No Chaplin Divorce suit.

NO Chaplin DlVorce Suit.
4 UNITED Press Leased Wire Service.
Los ANGELES, Calf, Mar "a
In an interview today Mildred Harris
Chaplin declared she will not bring
suit for divorce against Charles Chap
lin, film comedian, that she under
stands Chaplin will not sue her and
that she will give him year to come
back to her.
She said she expected to leave this
week for the Grand canyon of Colo
RADIO and following the completion OF
her next picture will probably go TO
for a visit with Lady Stuart
Mackenzie who is now in Coronado
Il believe Charlie is regretting the
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24
SALOON DEAD
AS SLAVERY
Bryan Says Prohibition Is Settled
Question and No Wet Planks
Are to Be in the Party
Platforms.

UNITED Press Leased Wire Service. ]
/ SPRINGFIELD, ILL.,, March "a
THE saloon is as dead as slavery,
William Jennings Bryan, here today
to address the state constitutional
convention, declared in an interview
81 expect both national nominating
conventions to declare prohibition n
settled subject. There is not the
| slightest prospect of a wet plank in
either platform, and long before con-
yention time the vets will under
stand it, if they do not now. They
| will concentrate their efforts toward
securing platforms non -committal on
prohibition and then win try to Sc
cure non-committal candidate, and
will practice deception on the public,
as they always have done"
THE national political situation is
hard to estimate" Bryan said, "be.
cause until the treaty is out of the
way it will be hard to know the rela-
tive influence of the different is
sues"
Bryan declared ultimate ratifica-
ton Of suffrage is certain. and ex-
pressed the hope it might be con-
summated to permit women to vote
in the conventions as well as the
elections.
Denounced Liquor.
FORT WAYNE, Ind, March "a
William Jennings Bryan, speaking,
here last night. denounced liquor anc
profiteering and announced that he
was headed for Nebraska TO fight
for a seat at the democratic national
convention.
Whether | win or not.o1 will at.
tend the convention and fight to
save my party from declaring for the
slavery Of the liquor traffic, which
showed itseif a greater curse than
the slavery Of the blacks, Bryan
said
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24
BETTER THAN CALOMEL
Thousands Have Discovered
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets
Are a Harmless Substitute

DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets are the
result of DR. Edwards determination
not to treat liver and bowel complaints
with calomel For II years he used
these tablets "a vegetable compound
mixed with olive oiD in his private
practice with great success.
They do all the good that calonlel
does but have no bad after effects. No
pains, no gripping, no injury to the
gums or danger from acid foods yet
they stimulate the liver and bowels.
Take DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets
when you feel "logy" and heavy"
Note how they clear clouded brain and
perlI up the spirits. 1Oc and 25c box
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24
Rub l3ackacl,e Axwa,l.

Back hurt you? Can't straighten
up without feeling sudden pains,
sharp aches and twinges? Now
Hsten! That's lumbago sciatica or
maybe from strain, and you'll get
pressed reilef the moment you rub
your PACK with soothing, penetrating
81. Jacobs on" Nothing else takes
4 out soreness, lameness and stiffness
80 5qulchiy. You simply rub it on
Y ana oSk. comes the pain. 1t is per.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24

lfectly harmless and doesn't burn or
! discolor the skin.
Timber up! Don't suffer! Get a
small trial bottle from any drug
store, and after using it just once.
you'll forget that you ever had back
ache, lumbago or sciatica, because
your back will never hurt or cause
any more misery. 1t never disap-
points and has been recommends ed
for 60 years.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24
Frapeo-eernan conamission.

II limited Press Lezsed Wire Service j
PARIS, March ~ sAppointrnent Of
a FrancoIEerngap corgr1ts@3on 10 ar
range direct ezeklaBze oY MERIDIAN
disc betyee1 FraHce and Germany,
without Intermediary money, Was an
nognce9 here eSfzy,
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24

tUnited Prsza f@szaeG wire Service
DOVER, DeI,, March z}.-At BIZ
partisan e11feTenG@ N anti,Suffrage
rnerDbfTg of ne Defapare legislature
here fo9ag, twesfY nYer1bers ~ the
hefsEo ssgn@G z wffssen agreement not
u Fofe f6~ ms ssgsfSage amendment
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24

at any time. Three other members
OF the thirty-five composing the
house are known ants. Members
opposed to suffrage believe this as
sures defeat OF ratification at this
session
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24
Guild plant at SINGAPORE.

limited Press Leased Wire Seryice.I
AKRON, O., March 24.--The Fire
stone Tire and Rubber company will
build a milJion-dollar crude rubber
handling plant at Singapore. Straits
settlement. it was announced today
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24

pains through ny
b ok, sick head.
aches, and felt tired
all the tine. Ny
mother has always
been a strong
advocate Of DR..
Pierce % remedies
and it was on that
account that I tried
DR.. Pieree's Golden
Medical Discovery.
One bottle restored
me to a perfectly
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24
PERSONALS.

Judge William Logan went to Hot
Springs, Ark. this morning, where
he will remain for a few weeks in
the hope of improving his health
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24

unhappiness he caused me-" Mrs.
Chaplin declared. Il still love him and
believe he will in time realize his mis-
take and we can be happy again.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-03-24

healthy condition and have had no
return of trouble. - - MRS. ANNA
BUSHAW, 1901 South Main st.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-01-22
LEROY MERCER
 MAY BE COACH
 OF PENN ELEVEN

Philadelphia, Jan. p - Past and present football players of the Uni versity of Pennsylvania met here last night at the invitation of Dr.. John W. Adams, chairman of the athletic council, and discussed the coaching system~ at the university especially that of football. The meeting was behind closed doors. and 1t was an- nounced that no action was taken.
 Penn's policies and football plans for the future were discussed until late hour. Every member of the foot ball committee was present, with the exception of Sidney Hutchinson. Wharton Sinl<ler. the new chairman, presided.
 Most of the time was spent in out lining plans that will put the Quakers on a new football basis The new grads were heartily in favor of the new eligibility rules that Penn had adopted and emphasized the fact that the gridiron sport should be purified throughout
 Late in the night the former grid iron stars started to mention the names of men whom they considered would make good coaches. More than a half dozen were suggested, includ- ing Dr. Charles M. Wharton, the line coach for the last few years: By Dickson, former Penn end and Coach Bob Folwell. who has directed the teams since 1916; Bill HoHen- 1 back, Folwell's assistant; Mike Ben 1 nett, ex-Penn star and present Hav- | erford coach, and Leroy Mercer, the ! former Penn football and track star, who is now physical director and 1 coach at Swarthmore. Mercer has ! been boosted strongly in the last 24 i hours.
 The committee listened to all the ! suggestions and announced that it | will get together soon and make a se- l lection.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-01-22
HOrween, Harvard's
 Captain, Is Popular
Had Great Record As Athlete Before Entering College and Has Saved Crimson Football Team On Many
 Occasions Since He Joined Squad

The younger Horween is one of the best-liked fellows at Harvard. He is now almost 22 years old and is just a great big, good-natured kid. When on the football field, though, it is a different proposition. He hits the line with the entire force of his 200 pounds and on the defence he is the best tackIer in the Fisher fleet.
 Cantabrigians believe that he is go- ing to make one of Harvard best football captains. He has the right disposition, the ability and the foot ball brains to hold down the job.
 And then Harvard is going to have some mighty good material for the gridiron team. The regulars who will return next year gre center. "Bub- bles'' Havenmeyer; guards, Tom Woods and Wynant Hubbard; tackles Duke Sedgwick and Keith Kane: ha1fbacks, Dick Humphrey, Mitch Gratwick and Stan Burnhan, and fullback, Captain Arnold Horweeu. The four regular ends are leaving college. Jack Desmond, "Red" Steel l Joe Ryan, and Morris Phinney have played their last college football
 game. There will be one first class ] end in the squad next year. He is 1 Keith Clark, who played on Coach Paul Withington's s9th Division l eleven, which won the football cham ] pionship of the A. E. F. in France. 1 Bob Higgins, the Penn State end,
 who was the unanimous a1l-American
 selection, was only second string to
 Clark, according to the latest dispatch
 from the western front.