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The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-09-06
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The Little Rabbit Is Caught
 Hold fast to hope and ne'er let go; I fife always is much better so,
By THORNTON W. BURGESS

Browser the Hound has very deep voice and one that can be heard lorg distance. Farmer Browns boy heard it this particular morning. He stopped work to listen. grin spread across the freckled face of Farmer Browns boy.
 "Browser is excited" sair Farmer Browns boy, talking to himself "Browser certainly is excited. The old rascal has been hunting and now he has got some one cornered. He is bark ing instead of paying and that means that he has a Rabbit or Woodchuck in hole. He'll stay there until I come so the sooner I start the better. Some one is probably being frightened half to death and that won't do at all. Poor old Browseri He can't understand why I don't go hunting with him any mora. I'll finish carrying in this wood and then I'll go down and see what he IS making such a fuss about"
 So Farmer Brownn boy hurried with bis work and as soon as he carried in the last armful of wood he started for the old stone wall. Browser the Hound saw him coming and parked harder than ever Hurry up, Hurry up! I've got him here and he can't get away. Hurry up. Hurry up!" was what Brow ser was barking.
 As Farmer Browns boy drew near Erowser worked harder than ever 70 pull away the stones of the old wall, but they were too big for him. That was lucky thing for the terrified Ht- tie Rabbit crouching beneath them. 2 very lucky thing. Could Browser have pulled those stones aside he would have made quick end of the little Rabbit.
 Well Browser, you old rascal, who have you got here?" asked Farmer Browns boy as he pushed Browser 70 one side and peered down between the stones. Then he gave a whistle of sur
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-09-06
Child Badly Burned

Albany, September 5.-(special Dorothy, eight-year-old daughter o{ G. Patterson, president-elect of Alabama public service commiss was seriously burned here this afs noon while playing with several yof playmates. The children had obtai some matches and in some manner child's clothing was ignited.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-09-06

of sterling by importers who want to cover their anticipated requirements. The European news is on the whole reassur- ing, although Ne Irish and the British coal miners are still disturbing factors The Threatened strike of the coal miners is political in it's purpose, which is to enforce naturalization of the local in dustry. The soviet armies in Poland are reported to be entirely wiped out, and there is reason to hope that the end of bolshevsm may be approaching.
 The writer is leaving on extended trip of observation for the south and southwest and will telegraph his impress sions to New York as he travels for n- clusion in these letters.
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posits since May I. An earlier report of the comptroller showed that one of every five persons had an account with a na- tiona' ,ank Wyoming stood first with 394 depu htors per ,0G0 of population. New York had 155 depositors per 600
 FOREIGN EXCHANGE
 The news from Canada is optimistic. It is rumored that several millions of gold will shortly be shipped from Ottawa to the United States, and the discount on Canadian exchange is down to 91a per cent, as compared with + per cent two weeks ago. Foreign exchange is higher and a premium of about two cents on the pound is bid for distant deliveries
 RROM
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-09-06
AT THE BIJOU
AT LOCKWOOD PARK

Dancing devotees and lovers of water sport will have unlimited opportunity to enjoy themselves at Edgewood park to- day. special Labor Day programme having been arranged that calls for en-
 tertainment practically all day and through the evening. The beach will be opened a dawn, while Dreamland dance hall will be receiving those who like to trip the light and fantastic during the afternoon and night, Dozens of picric parties are expected to be held on che grounds, and Mountain View inn will provide for hundreds of others. Table reservations for holiday dinners. both
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-09-06
rise as he saw the poor Frightened

rrise as he saw the poor Frightened little Rabbit.
 "Browser, you ought to be ashamed of yourself!" said he, and his voice was very stern. "Yes, sir, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. This is nothing but baby. If you must hunt Lvhy don't you hunt some one big ,enough and old enough to take careso of himself? Shame ,n you, Browser! !! Shame on you."
 Of course Browser didn't understand all this, but he did understand that he was being scolded He stopped bark ing and backed away with his tail wag- ging feebly. He could remember when his master would have been just as ex cited himself and would have petted him and praised him. You see there was a time when Farmer Brown'sN boy
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-09-06
$lOO, 900, 900 of French Gold WiHEase Demand For Money
Commercial Reports Now Indicate Rapid Improvement in All Lnes-Drop in Cotton Now Seems to Be Only
 Shadow Political Horizon
By THEODORE II. PRICE

New York, September 5.(Specia)-The most important of the unofficial cabed to the New York Sun and Herald from Paris that the French will shortly S1O0,000000 in gold to the United States.
 Some of this gold is already the It is intended provide for the unpaid portion the Anglo French will be refunded through the issuance of the $1OO dollar bonds shortly to be brought rate rumored
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-09-06
ADJUSTMENTS
AT THE MAJESTIC
By EsteIie Bethea Hale

=
 Great crowds are expected to be in evidence at this popular playhouse at the afternoon and night performance today of Alias Jimmie Valentine" the notable known story. Frank L. Maddocks. man ager, declares that the Labor Day ad- vance sale indicates that many will cele- brate Labor Day 'in town" and will see Jim" Park in the~title role, which is so well suited to his histrfonic talents. Special scenery has been put in place and a number of extras" have been provided in order to put on the best pos sible production.
 Announcement is made that for Labor Day matinee prices will be the same as night, and al are advised to come early and avoid the rush. AT THE BIJOU
 A half dozen of the worlds youngest
 actors will present the headline attrac-
 tion at Loew's Bijou theatre for the weeks opening bill. They are six chill dren appearing in Every Little Thing" miniature musical comedy, introducing singing. comedy dancing and violin se- lections, all performed by these tiny .ar- lists. In addition. there are four other acts of high-class vaudeville on the pro- gramme. including the ,Marrenko Duo, Russian opera singer; Lee Beggs and his company in the vaudeville classic, "Old Folks at Iome;" Bryant and Stewart, comedians, and Mooney and Capman in & musical comedy skit called I've Two Leah Baird will appear as the star in
 the film attraction, "The Volcano
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-09-06
AT THE LYRIC

midday and evening have been un1s-
 heavy.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-09-06

The true brotherhood of man, real de- mocracy-these are ideas of Mind which are to be understood and demonstrated, and for this reason Christian Science un- doubtedly affords the only consistent and permanent solution of the problems of labor and capital, of temperance and so- cial reform, of the equal rights and re- responsibilities of men and women. of civil. religious and racial liberty. The litcr- ator is Love and Love alone. but not a
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08
" POLSKEM PARLAMENTE
1.-TWO.

Varsava, 6. list. Polsky snem
odrocil Sc dnes vecer "a velike-
no povyku pc dvouhodinne va
snive obstrukci socialistn, kteri
chteli prekaziti hlasovani o
clancich move nstavy, jimiz Sc
zavadi senat. Socialiste ostat-
INF radikalove tropili vsemozny
hluk, pfskali, hvfzdali, troubili,
mlatili do stolkG, tax ze nebylo
slova slyseti. Pres to vsak pred
seda naridil hlasovani a tn So
cialiste Vrhli Sc ma zfizence
sn6movni, roztrhali hlasovaci
lfstkv. nahazeli kose do shro-
mazd9n{ a jine nav6seli ma zdi
a lustrv pro elektricke osvetlo-
vanf. Schnze konecne byla od-
rocena. Ministersky pfedseda
Witos, zahranicnf ministr Sa-
pieha iinf vladni 1fednici po-
hlizeli mlcky ma nepopsatelnou
vravu. !
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08
VZPOURA MA YUCATANU.

Mesto Mexiko, 7. list. Ne
pokoje ma Yucatanu pokracuji,
pravi prohlaseni ministerstva
valky. Mezi socialisty a liberia
ly dochazi k dennim srazkam
a neustanou-li tyto demonstra-
ce, stav valky a blokady bude
prohlaSen ma Yucatanu.
Gen. Rafael Pimiento, jen2
velel cetnictvu V r. 1913, kdy
president Madero a mistopresi-
dent Suarez byli zabiti, byl
zatcen a vladni oznameni pra-
VI, re zatykanf jinych osob "a.
ujfmajfcfch zodpovedna vol
postaveni V dobe zavrazdeni
MADEIRA a Suareze bude nasle.
dovati. Jednim z prvnlch kro.
XII prltomne vlady bylo, ze ma.
ridila vysetrovani Maderova
pripadu.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08
zARLIVCUV HROZNY GIN,

st. Louis, Z. list. Edna Ell
sova, osmnactileta typistka, je-
jfz telo nalezeno bylo podre-
zanym krkem ma prazdnem To-
te u jejiho domova zde v patek
rano, byla usmrcena odmitnu-
tym milovnfkem die pfsemneho
pTiznanf, ucineneho zde vcera
ma policii. Vrah eta 21 rol1
veku. V priznani SVEN pravi,
ze spachati cht6l sebevrazdu,
avsak ostfi britvy, jiz pouzil ma
zabitf dfvky, Sc zlomilo. Muz
zatcen byl v sobotu rano ma "a
klade informacf poskytnutych
pf. Marif Ellisovou, matkou
zavrazd6ne dfvky. Jmeno je-
no policie prozatim tail.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08
Jak Sc stal pan farar kino-

hercem. Nen{ to anekdota, ami
SO te zprave jako pf&tele oprav
dove demokracie nedivfme, ci-
tujeme pouze "Slovensky W.
chod" V Kosicfch, jenz ozna-
mule: Dezider Vojnic, do ne
davna farar suboticky, hnany
zitia nevolou, dal Sc ma drahu
hereck1. Ako potomok popred-
nei rodiny zemanskej studoval
naiprv ma pestianskej univerzi-
tie pravo. a co skoro vyhladmi
ma dobru partiu ga zasnubil.
Potom, pretrhndc sladky sva-
zek so svoiou snubenicou, iSiel
ma chyrnu fakultu Jezovitov do
Innsbrucku studovat bohoslo-
vie. V innsbruckskom konvikte
ziskal 81 ako chovanec svojou
milotou a lahodnymi, ohebny-
mi manyrmi tax u predstave-
nVch. ako u svojich kolegov
vSeobecnou oblubenost.Po skon
Cent bohoslovia Slachtickye po-
vod, usmievav milota a elegan-
cia niesly no ma drahe knaz-
stva vopred: pomerne yeas stal
ga fararom v Subotici a "a me-
d1ho prepostom. Vo vedenl far
skych knih prisli mu vsak ma ne
>pravidelnostis a posIali no DO
pAnzie. TAX uz potion, v 1z-
ktch pomeroch zivota. prihla-
sil sa bVvalV r. k. farar u kina
"Radius" V Pesti slubuje sa
stat vVbornVm KNOWN her.
com. Je to uz pokrok ku sprav-
nemu ponfmaniu. ze herectvo
10 samo V sebe povolanie cest-
ne. A ked' Pavel apostol mohol
hvt' koSfkarom. nreco bv 81 al
kHaz nemohol vvhladavat' svoi
chlinb - scenon. herectvom ?"
- Insuit6 rnn1aif SO svvmi Wv
chovnrri s+sstf. Ostatns mohou
SO utasiti vlastni filosofif: "Om-
MIA ad majorem atd."
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08

PaTiz. 7. list. Povoleni penez
na provedenf planu francouZ-
ske vladv ma Dreneseni tela ne
znameho voiaka n bitevniho
nasma u Verdunu do zdeisiho
Pantheonu pTisti ctvrtek. V den
druheho vyrocf prohlasenf pri-
meri, bvlo schvaleno financ-
MIN vyborem snemovnv nosla-
necke. Ma tim byti vyiadreno,
ze omen "poilu" V tomto smv-
slu rebvl slavnVm mnzem. ale
svnobolem tisfcH. kteTi ob6to-
vail zivoty "a Francii symbol
v1tezstvf, jez bylo dosazeno.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08
SALEM zADA o POMOc.
Ohioske mssto dovolava Sc pri-
spent statu. We SVEN boji ty-
fovou epidemii.

Salem, O., Z. list. S tficeti
novymi pfipady tyfu a iednfm
dmrtfm oznamenym v posled-
Mich dvou dnech, mayor John
w. Post dnes telefonoval gu.
verneru James M. Coxovi, do
volavaje Sc statnf pomoci V
boji tyfovou epidemii, jez
fadi zde mesic. We SVEN ap-
pelu pravi mayor, re situace
jest mimo kontrolu mfstrich
ll6kafd a osetrovatelek. ~
Podani zadosti guvernerovi
nasledovalo .po prozkoumani
situace Adrianem' MacFarlan-
dem, sekretarem Sdruzeni to-
varniku. zaroven mistnimi le-
kari. -Bylo zjist6no, ze jest COS
pripadd tyfu We meste a 400
pfipadd, z nichz nemoc tato
mGze Sc vyvinouti. Celia jedna
jedenactina obyvatelstva jest
postizena touto hroznou cho-
robou.
Zdravotnf dfednfk R. M.
Schwartz byl v Columbus v6e-
ra v konferenci sc statnim zdra
votnim komisaTem Freemanera
a dostalo Sc mu ujistenf, ze
statni federalnf pomoc bude
poskytnuta.
Mayor Post vydal provolanf,
v nemz zada, ably vsechny to-
varnf pist'aly byly umlceny a
aby hlomoz vseho druhu OBJ
mezen byl CO nejvice mozno z
ohledu ma nemocne tyfem, jimz
zejmena treba jest ticha a xii
du.
We meste jsou nalepeny wy
hlAsky, v nichz jsou varovani
navstevnfci, ably nepili salem
skou vodu v restauracich a
cukrarnach nesmi byti voda 2
mfstnfho vodovodu predklada-
ma, lee kdyz pred tim byla va
fena.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08

Prvnf ceskoslovenska LODI

Prvni ceskoslovenska LODI
'Legie" v Terstu. Il Prahy, II.
fijna. Dne lit. m. pfistala v
ceskoslovenskem pfistavnlm
useku v Terstu prvni ceskoslo-
venska LODI 'Legie". Nosnost
jeji je 5000 tun. Pfiiela s ma
kladem surovin pro Ceskoslo-
venskou republiku. Posadka je-
il sklada Sc z csl. namornikn
z rad legionard. Lodi velel ka-
pitan Josef Holub. LODI pfivi-
tana byla personalem gene
ralniho konsulatu zastupcem
Legiobanky Centrokomise
Prahy. S lodi prijel nacelnik e.
vakuace> plukovnik Rase. Ge-
neralnl konsul pfivltal lod'
jmenem ceskoslovenske vlady
a presidenta republiky. V pfi-
padnem proslovu k posadce
lodi vyzvedl ddlezitost teto u
dalosti a zddraznil, re legiona-
Fl dali republice netoliko skye
~ priklad a armadu, ale ze da-
vaji do sluzeb take prvni LODI
pro velke plavby. Generalnimu
konsulovi odpovedel nacelnik
financni spravy a pfedseda Lc-
giobanky plukovnik Sip, pod ie
hoz vedenfm reseny byly v5e-
chny financnf problemy sibir-
ske armady. Sip poukazal ma
to, re techto vysledkd bylo do
cileno hlavne obetavou spori-
vosti vsech ceskoslovenskych
legionard v Sibffi, z jejichz u
spor byla LODI zakoupena. o.
ba reenfci projevili nadeii, ze
po tomto slibnem zaeatku bu-
| dou nasledovati dalsi plavebni
jednotky. LODI veze vedle CEN
neho nakladu arabske cisto-
krevne hrebce a klisny a ne
kolik medtedd. Plavba minula
dobfe We vsech pfistavech a
nova vlajka dosud neznama
budila vsude zaslouzenou po.
zornost, stejne jako napis 'Na
zdar" ma lodi. Lod' uvadf jako
matersky pTfstav Prahu. Je
move konstruovana a vykonala
pred tim jen jednu cestu do
Ameriky pod jmenem "Tayaty-
maru".
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08
SLECHETNA CINNOST GER.
VENEHO KRfzE.

Widen, 3. list. - Amer. Ger
veny kriz oddilem, ktery zde
meska, prokazuje sluzby nedo-
cenitelneho dosanu strednim
tfidam videnskeho lidu a vsem,
jichz plat je do te mfry tax ne
patrnym, re 81 zan nemohou
pro sebe poriditi veci nejnut-
nejsi. Hlavn6 pax pri tom pa
matuje ma PROFESSIONALISM, KITE
II jsou dnes ivory nejubozsimi.
Ia jediny mesic dial ma pr.
zhotoviti obleky vsechny po-
treby pro 5000 rodin jen uci-
tell. Znacnou pumoc Cd Ame-
rickeho Cerveneho Kffze obdr-
zeli i politicti uprchlici, KITE
rych je v Rakousku samotnem
nekolik tisfc, vrativsi Sc valec-
nj zajatci, utecenci z jinych
zemi, kteri Rakouskem ma ce-
ste domu prochazeji a j. -
Jakkoliv oddil zde meskaiici
nenf pocetne silny, pfece jer
kona vsechny praci sam "a po.
moci jinych dobrocinnych or
ganisacf mistnich, ktere Sc sta
rail- hlavne o vyzivu d6ti We
staTi cd 6 do IA rOku.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08
FRIMLOVA NOVA
OPERETTA.

New York, 6. listopadu. =
Nejnovejsf operetta, kterou
napsal znamy ceskoamericky
hudehnf skladatel Rudolf
Friml, bude v nejblizsi, dobe
uvedena ma americkou scenu.
Prvnf jeji predstavenf bude Sc
konati v New Yorku, kde jsou
k nj zkousky v plnem proudu.
Ma zpracovanf libretta podile-
lv Sc til osoby a sice William
M. Post, spolupracovnik ma ne
kolika hrach Williama Collie
ra, Charlotte Thompsonova,
autorka hry "Rebecca of SUM-
nybrook Farm" a Brian Hoo
ker. V personalu umelcd, ktefi
v operet9 budou ucinkovati,
shledavame Sc Sc jmeny, ktera
isou znama ma jevisti neien V
dramatu, ale v hudebnf kome-
dii. Pro prvnf predstaveni v
New Yorku vybrani byli Elsie
Alderova, Zoe Barnettova, j.
M. Kerrigan, Charles Meakins,
John Rutherford. Jessie Ralph
ova, Louisa Mackintoshova,
Doris Mitchellova a JIM herci
znamych jmen.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08
AMERICKA NEMOCNICE
PRO CARIHRAD.

Carihrad. " CaTihrade blu
de zffzena americka nemocni-
ce. Bude V nj mfsta pro nekolik
set pacientG bez rozdflu narod-
nosti a vyznanf a bude We spra-
We americkych a tureckych le-
karG oSetrovatelek.
Rozhodnuti V tomto smeru
ma zalozenf tohoto ustavu bylo
ucineno vyborem, slozenym z
vrchniho americkeho dGstojni-
ka namofnfho, z pfedsedy ca
fihradske divci koleje, z ameri-
ck6 obchodnf komory a ameri-
ckych pomocnych spoleenostf,
operuifcfch nyni ma vychode V
Europe. Americky Cerveny
Krfz pomGze upravit a zrfdit
nemocnici a zasobit il potfeba-
mi.
Glen zakladatel1 ie ucinit z
nemocnice americky ustav PRIV
nj tffdv a ciste modernf. Budou
tam laboratofe pro zkoumani
vedecka, osetrovatelska skola a
department pro vylecene. Anne
ricka nemocnice Zaroven umoz-
nj americke dfvcf koleii. ably
mohlv studovat lekaTstvf ame-
ricke jinonarodnf dfvky.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08
HUS SVETCEM PRAVO-
SLAVNE CfRKVE.

"Cas' a "Tribuna"l SCI dovi-
dali, re Jan Hus bude prohla-
Sen V srbske pravoslavne cir
Xvi "a svateho. Tim ma byti
manifestovana ma venek nabo-
zenska vzajemnost, kterou
chce cirkev ceskoslovenska
svym spojenfm navazati.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08
Take sport.

"Tot6 ku podivu, co nektery
mas politik snese ostudy, nezli
klesne pod jeif tihou!"
"Tak jen Sc tuzme, tuzme!
MGzeme v pfisti Olympiade
svetove alespon V tomto oboru
zviteZit".
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Utecha.

"To je porad fecf, re ii nasi
footbalista v Antverpach ode
sli re hrist6! Kdyz odesel kar-
dinal Skrbensky re Hrfste, to-
no ST nikdo ami nevSiml".
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08
Mezi penszokazi.

"Je to safraportsky nedosta-
tex penez! Clovek by rad po-
mohI, ale pri te drahote papf-
ru, tisku a pfi te nasi valute Sc
to dnes ami nevyplatf delat".
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08
Ma trhu.

Co to, ze nemate ma zbozi
cenv?
Ale milostpane, vzdyt' lie to
skandal! Ty ceny jsou ted tax
hrozne, ze to nechci ami pro o.
studu vystrcit!
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08
Pc posviceni.

Franta HousnfkGv vcera o
muzice popad zidli, utrh nohu
a rozbil dvema chasnikGm hla-
Wv! Pane, ten Spas mu Pride
draho!
To 81 mysIfm' zidli dneska
pod sto korun nedostanes!
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-11-08
PROC TRPETI REVMATI.
SMEM A NEURALGIA? Po-

uziite "Kaiah Penetrating
Oil", neivetsi odstranovatel
bolesti. ZkuSebnf velikost 35c
vvplacene. Kaiah Chemical
Co., 1922 Marah Ave-, Gle
veland. Ohio.
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Nadsie miru.

Po1sky sedlak: "Chceme
mfr!"
Po1sky general: "Pockeite
- az Ease budem prohravat".
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-03-08
CALOTABS ARE
BEST FOR COLDS
AND INFLUENZA
Doctor Now Prescribes CalOtabs,
the Purified Calomcl Tablets
That Are Nausealess,
Safe and Sure.

Doctors are warning the public that
simple colds and mild cases OF influ-
cnZa often lead to pneumonia and
other serious complications. They say
that every cold should receive i'm
mediate attention and that the first
step in the treatment is to make sure
that the liver is active. For this pur-
pose Calotabs, the perfected, nausea
less calomel tablets, are the surest,
best and most agreeable laxative.
One Calotab at bed time with n
swallow of water-thats all, no salts,
no nausea. and no upsetting OF the
digestion and appetite Next morning
YOUR cold has vanished, your liver is
active, your system is purified and re-
lreshed and you are feeling fine with
"a hearty appetite for breakfast. Eat
what you please-no danger.
For your protection. Calotabs are
sold only in original sealed packages.
price thirty-five cents. All druggists
recommend and guarantee Calotabs
and are authorized to refund the price
IL you are not delighted with them.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-03-08
COP REFUSES TOPLAY
SIR WALTER FOR DUDE
Then Sartorial Model Is Arrested
for Talking Too
Plainly.

CHICAGO, March s.-Policeman n.
6. Nadigan might, IL properly APP
proached. consent to be Sir Walter
Raleigh for some fair damsel I'm
distress, but not for the sake Of the
polished patent feathers of one Of
his own sex.
While footing his traffic whistle at
a street corner, Policeman Madigan
was approached by one Frank Visler,
who appeared much vexed.
"Ive just had my shoes polished"
announced the, peevish Mr.. Visler.
"Clean me path through the mud
SO that can get to n street car
without spelling my shine"
Policeman Madigan remarked that
Mr.. Visler might step into mud UP
to his neck for all he cared. Mr.. Wis.
Ter observed that Policeman Madigan
was n bum copper and disrespectful
Of the rights of citizenry. After
which Policeman Madigan pinched
Mr.. Visler.
you've got plenty OF gall. I'll say
that for you" was the judges com
ment. "But II you'll shake hands
with Policemen Madigan, I'll let you
go this time"
Reluctantly Mr.! Wiser shook the
policeman's hand, and then walked
out--into the mud.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-03-08
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lie Popular.

Gray haired folks or those streak
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let the beauty of youth pass them.
looking people have the preference
wherever you go? That faded. gray
and streaked hair of yours is holding
you back. Why don't you go to your
druggist and get a bottle of Q-Ban
pronounced Ku-Ban) Hair Color Re-
storcr right away? Apply to your
hair and scalp as per simple direc-
lions on bottle. Perfectly harmless
but in a few weeks all your hair will
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ful and you won't feel like you haven't
got a chance because you look so
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Young. Thousands OF people have
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1t is not an experiment, but is safe
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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-10-12

In a letter mailed Oct 18th from
Maple Creek, Sask., o. F. Helke, for
merly a resident of Wausau writes ::
THE crops in western Canada vary
a good deal this year, being what you
call local, some very good, some fair
and poor and some a failure. Mine is
what you could call a poor crop for
| only got around 300 bushels of wheat
from &c acres, cut winds hitting us
with a little draught and heat mixed
in. But | got $50 bushels of fall rye
from Is acres, and have AZ acres sowed
now and all up nice" The oat crop,
Mr.. Helke states, was also partially
cleaned up by cut worms.
The Home Service department of
the Marathon County Chapter Ameri-
can Red Cross has received word from
the navy recruiting officer at Milwau-
kee to the effect that Victory medals
for former men of the regular navy
are ready for distribution and may be
had by sending their discharge with
name of ships stationed on at time of
war, to the U. S. Recruiting Station,
222 Grand avenue, Milwaukee, and
medals will be forwarded to the Am
erisan Red Cross or American Legion
for distribution. Upon receiving
medals a receipt is to be signed to be
forwarded to the Milwaukee office
Members of the Naval Reserve Force
will obtain their medals from the dis
| trict commander.