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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-06


O.N acct. OF recent Developments q
great many Of ny admirers has
asked me 70 come out and eXclaim
what 7 win do IN regards to a CAD
met ~ 7 am elected President At the
different polls next November- It
has had a kind OF a run IN with the
Sec. OF state who &c from Waterfront
where the geese cones from FTnere-
as what the President wanted in
that position vas Long Island
wei VIXEN the letters begin pore
aur in about what would I 90 in re-
cards TO a cabinet and etc ] thought
I maybe better look it Up and see
what vas the laws N regards &c ne
L. S. cabinet and looked ID the
crci0uedia and it says the cabinet IS
appointed BY the President and made
up Of the Post master Gen. and the
Attorne- Gen and the Sec. OF state
and Commerce and labor and the IN
terror and agriculture. Il says IN
the book that in the OLD DAYS they
was i Sec. OF war witch lnciuoed the
found ont that the Navy didn't have
nothing to DO with war 20 they
made i sepurate-
About HIS Cabinet.
well Il 7 an elected ] nave got
some idears IN regards 70 ny cabi-
they won't be no mistake witch my
oppts. could come out and say ] said
! thing and done another, Ay tirsl
fdear IS that maybe I might appr-
Mr. Lodge as the head OF my cabl-
net and when say Mr- Lodge
don't mean the 11r. Lodge from Mass.
with the whiskers but I mean Sir
oliver Lodge. and the rest Of the
cabinet would be dead people that
he could consult with them 50 as We
could get some brains into the cab
met Ike Lincoln and washington
and Jess willard and MaternnGlz.
This idear would work out al Q. K
whether spirituiisms IS on the square
OF Whistler it isn't because II Il IS
on the square Sir Oliver could ask
Lincoln what he thought about this
or that OF any big problem and on
the other hand n spirituiisms is what
7 seen Of Il why all the spirits would
say would be hello mamma and hello
papa and etc ana the nation GER
rainlv couldn't get into no interna-
tfonal troubles on that basis
Qualifications for Cabinet.
Wen IL this idear don't meet with
the approval Of ny admirers viii
appt a non partisan cabinet all Re-
uublicans witch each one would be
appointed with regards 20 their lit
ness for the office. For inst for
Post Master Gen. ] would have
clerk On some post office that knoWed
the business so that II 7 wanted to
call him - some A. II and say Gen
how are the stamps selling todayl'
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-06
Wireless Man Gets
His Pay By Aeroplane

Washington. D. C., March 6.-The
only man in the army paid OF by
aeroplane Is private Tankersley,
wireless operator at Testers ranch.
80 miles down the Rio Grande from
FL Paso, Texas.
Tankersley is attached 20 the 1o4th
aero squadron. TO pay him it IS nee
ezsary to send the payroll TO the
ranch by patrol plzrs. have &c signed
and returned. A Few days later his
pay IS sent By the same means
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-06
HOG WILLOW NEWS

= = AlIl-lT 1I17777I77I7
Sile Sins, who vas hired q week
sal esman, has been Tired or the job
There has since haen a great deal OF
explaining done BY both sides as 20
Why Slle failed to make good" she
q laritinara business and that q sales
nan. IL mattered not how honest and
frank he tried 10 be. could not have
the confidence OF a customer owing 60
the fact rat they have been deceived
SO often ~ Buh IN his past dealings
with them When Bub heard this be
SAID the reason he fired Sila was th1t
he IS no salesman. that he Is now con-
tho-oughsars n he'll to paddle ide wa
ter at bargain prizes he could not
sen a cupful
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-06
Church Services Are Held
For One Sm0iping Menabe.

Warrsnton. Ohio. 1larch s-1n a
deserted Ohio village. occasional ser
vices are held tn an abandoned church
for the benefit Of its ona surviving
member.
This is the unique situation On var
rentcn, Jeflersou county.
Once q thriving port with two big
warehouses WarrentCn. has h1c5u1
deserted since the railroads took
away the business that once went to
the river steamers
Although Mrs Lavina Iaclucr.
aged rs. Is the sole survlving meu-
Der Of the local II E church. 1onr
since abandoned. services are he'd
IN 10 from time 70 tine for her bs1a-
fit
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-06
BgLma Ca0alieri.
rhe Most Famous - -.

.beuzoin. = ounce elder flower water,
3 ounces roseWater. s ounces
II the soap you use seems TO
roughten the skin then try the liquid
sort for a change. II the trouble
still persists then substitute fine
almond meal. q handful for each
cleansing OF the hands.
Tincture OF benzoin is also q
good Eoftening agent for the water,
and its odur IS most r-freshing- -Four
drops TO a quart OF tspid water are
sufficient.
''How can I have nice. soft. white
hands. though I do ny own house
work. This Is a question that many
housewives are continually asking
ne. By thoroughly drying your
hands after washing them. and By
wearing Loose, protective gloves as
much IS you can about your work
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-06

TIE scene was palace OF the mo-
l ton picture where the box seats
women in the newest models Of
spring hats, set above rich furs and
snlartly tailored suit
The carefully coiffed heads. care
tully manicured nails, together with
the manner which the FuEilS1 call
"an air OF knowing th7ir way about"
marked the young women rs smart.
sophisticated and socially we'll
placed.
The young women made their way
to the front OF the box. There the
blond prompetly lolled down in her
chaira IN a spraWling position which
would hardly have been becoming 20
her young brother. after = minute
or two, she tipped back IN her chair
and crossed her feet against the rail-
ing OF the box The pose was aston
ishing in its vulgarity. Not only
astonishing, but Indifferent 20 the
demands OF breeding and TO the force
OF public opinion.
Then the orchestra began 10 play
Tchaikowsky's famous overture,
"1S12.
Display silk Clad Ankle
The brunei, who had disposed Of
that one silk clad ankle must have
been clearly visible in the entire or
chestra. leaned back complacently
and asked her companion:
20 me2 Not the music, but the title2p
Eighteen Hundred and Twelve"
remarked the blond with what must
pass for thoughtfuluess. "lS12,"
certainly has a familiar ring. Re
minds us OF something. I knoW-the
Mexican war"
1t happened. can vouch for the
truth OF the whole episode. clad in
the last word OF smartness and good
taste, two girls first violated every
rule Of good taste by their vulgar
astonishing ignorance OF the history
Of their country.
Ignorance like that Is inexcusable.
And Il is all about us.
A Few Contrasts
And yet every year wo turn out
countless young women who do not
war with Mexico, and TO whom the
date ~181Z" attached 10 a symphony
by a polish composer does not sug-
gest the possibility Of conflict, other
than one in which America may have
been engaged. Beside which IL
TchaikoWslzy must be considered as
celebrating the glory OF America
why cant "1812" mean just what Il
says-the war OF 1897 However, we
cant leEitimately expect a beauti-
ful. well dressed daughter Of fortune
TO turn her attention from the Mode
a Ia 1921. and 10 consider the mere
history OF the world in 1912.
Or-can Wef
Girls, I wonder Il you Won't find
enlightenment, as i did, IN that in
cident OF a girl who could afford q
dollar for a seat at q moving picture
theater and whose clothes had cost
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-06

car LLeA IN time
10 avoid running
down a stalwaEt
y o q p g m a n
wheeling a pink
ribboned baby
carriage.
Why that
was lack Cay
1ordf" eUclafm-
ed the Widow,
turning to gaze
back ~ the pink
and-White per
ambulator, with
startled eyes.
The widest
young Ecapegrace
that ever broke
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-06
Seen Through The Widows Lorgnette;
All Men Martial BoIsheDists At Heart
Although FeuU. KnOw Or VIII Admit 1t

: bit or use the whip. he will probably
trot along easily and comfortably
and quite happily, forever. And
he'll be too busy struggling TO pay
off the mortgage and meet the in
stalments on the car, and settle the
insurance, and pay school bills, and
coal bills, 70 remember that there
was ever such a thing as 8 wild
time OF the club or the gay. free
sLost-iost-iostr walled the
Bachelor, in the mazes Of domes-
-'liade-made-msd retorted the
{ Widow, from a useless bit OF human
driftwOod into a substantial citizen
From a lump Of clay into model
husband Prom a charming toy into
a useful member Of society From
a dabbler and a playboy into pro
ducerl Making a husband out Of a
mere mau-thats the nOblest work Of
woman But q isn't accomplished
in a day. OF a week or a year A
happy marriage isn't made in
heaven. it is developed evolved.
Like a bad habits" scoffed the
Like a good habitr' declared the
widow. Marriage is a hablt-the
most salutary. profitable, and self
AND one sighed the Bachelor,
az he STOPPED the car, and turned TO
help the Widow out i'that he never
seems 70 he able to get rid OF, once
he acquires it,"
WIDOWCIsMs.
A plutocrat in these days, Is
woman who can afford TO serve real
cream and lump sugar at her teas.
Perhaps the reason why so Few
men invite one out 10 tea. now Is
because tea" has become so literal.
Woman viii wear ANYTHING that
the fashion-makers thrust upon her.
from a tattooed back 10 a n0se-ring
but Just let them try to put pink
satin evening clothes and ipuffed
sleeves on men. as they threateni
When Madame December marries
young May she doesn't need any
body TO give her away All the
world her friends, and the news
papers viii joyously do IL for her.
One OF the high spots IN a brill
liant mans life Is that in which the
sweet Young thing. next him at din
ner. bubbles, Now do say something
clever. Mr. Jonesi"
A mans heart. like an automo-
bile, Is always apt 10 skid and ditch
him just at the psychological mo-
meat, when he thinks he has il under
perfect acknowledgements, 1890. BY
The Wheeler Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-06

eeTOR the love OF Caruso" ejacu-
lated the Bachelor. as he threw
on the brakes and turned his
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-06

Brains VIII Do More to ATTRACT Real NIen
Than Pretty Hat or Liberal Show Of Ankle
Man Can Look at Clothes in Show Window Though Re Doesn't Mind
Pretty Apparel On An Intelligent Girl He Takes OUT Story Of the
Blond Who Thought u. S Went to War With Mexico IN 1872
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-06

"No-s- laughed the widow, con-
solingly. only broken TO harness-
But, from then on. II the wife has
any common sense and tact what
ever and doesn't pull too hard on the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-06

bile, Is always apt TO skid and ditch
him just at the psychological mo-
ment, when he thinks he has il under
perfect control-CopyriEh 1890. by
The Wheeler syndicate.
Evening journal., 1920-10-16
JOY NIGHT THIS
TIME FOR HARLANITES

Harlan athletes and ofioials who
participated in he annual carnival
and field meet OF the Harlan plant.
members or the plants transhooiing
committee. and the players and Of
flcials Of the City and County basr-
ball teams were entertained and dnod
by the Harlan plant In the Labor
Lyceum last evening.
G.. @. MacCOnache was tOastmas-
ter. Short addresses touching on the
activities Of the plant were made by
Recorder OF Deeds Furman q. Cole.
manager OF the County ball team; c.
W. Weaver. superintendent or hull
construction; W H. Collins. assistant
superintendent OF hull construction.
and George Lyon, president OF City
Council.
A pleasing vaudeville and musical
entertainment was given. Billy"
Raymond. popular Wilmington tenor.
entertained with a solo. and G.. B.
Cox, accompanied by William Dona-
hue on The plano, gave a cOrnct
solo. Music was provided by the
Harlan orchestra.
S. smith. assistant general manager.
presented a cup won by the boiler
shop iug-Of-Nar team In the recent
field meet. Robert Moore. captain 0f
ne team received 10. q. C.. Mac
Conachie acted as POSTMASTER for the
occasion.
The committee In charge OF the
affair was composed OF John-A. Nc
Gowan, chairman; c. w. Carol c.
B. Cox and A. Rowe.
Furman @. Cole manager OF the
County team. which was recently
handed a defeat by the City team al
the close OF ihe evening challenged
the City team 90 another game.
Evening journal., 1920-10-16
OWNERS FOR
CITY PROPERTY

The following transfers of city
property have been recorded:
Sixteenth street. iOi5 East. 1900;
Max NJ. Weinhsub from Geo. &.
Webb.
seventh street. 1903 West. $500; q;
Chrisiofano Episcopo and wife from
John CapOdann0 and wife.
BrOome ssreet iu south. 5000
Nm. B. Murphy and wife from Mar
tin Tomczyk.
Clayton street. north or Sixth street
5000; Philemon r. Din and wife from
Henry Collins. lr.
Bennett street, Sii. $500: steve
Hlywisk and wife from Katie MiEerik
and husband.
Foriy-second street. 40 East. si3oO: 4:
Harry Wilson Downward from klas
A. Noriquist.
Adams street. southwest corner OF
Chestnut street. $500; POlska Nardo-
d0Wa kasa Churych, Wilmington. Del.
Coz from The New Castle Presby-
terry.
Linden street. west OF Porter street
5000; SzymOn kmnuc and wife from
John kisoleWsk
Stroud street 2O9. s2iOO; Piotr Bruz-
dzlensd from Jan Bogusk.
Fifth street, cast Of Poplar street.
$500: Carlo hi Gagllctmo from
Blanch Miller
Brown street. northeast Of stroud
street. $3.50: Leokady Gardel and wife
from Julyan WicsneWski.
Harrison street, North OF Shallcross
avenue. s990O. luliaOllubcr from John
a. Joyce. ot al.
Fifth street. 500 East. 5000: Santo
Landon and wife and Tony Cantell
and wife from Matthew Di Domic-
Evening journal., 1920-10-16

He owned the pool rooml
This wasn't so lons ago.
Times have changed since. In fact,
the Chicago baseball scandal has bob
bed up since the 'sgood old days" OF
'l0ye and respect
Where the hero once made startling
PLAYS on the diamond another has
taken his place soon this other VIII
probably earn the love that once be-
ionged TO the has been.
At least that love IL hanging IRE
waiting for somebody else 10 come
along and claim Il.
And where the boys used ~ gsilcs
around pool tables right down 10 The
home tOwn-business lsnt so good.
We speak 81 the passing Of Joe
Jackson, hero. and the coming OF Joe
Jackson, The scOrned
The old expression. There goes Joe
jackson. STAR of The Chicago white
Sox-Our joe" has died on the winds
Of public opinion.
Evening journal., 1920-10-16
S 5 a12sSA1NAADEsEas22gs| p 8

You kin build a lovely pedestal
or marble or Of praise,
You kin place man upon Il
When in stardOm he's ablaze.
You kin worship him and love him,
You kin point with deepest pride
To the man who's played the fair
game,
Who stays honest when he's tried.
But they don't build any pedesials
For heroes who have passed;
And they don't make lovely halos
For the faith that does not last.
Any man can be candidate
For a place In fame's own hall;
But the bigger heroes come. some
times
The harder they will fall.
There used 20 be a ball player
who clvortcd about the inward gar
den Of the White Sox team In Chi
cago.
And Chicago loved himi
And there used 10 be a pool room
down in Piedmont North Carolina
where The home town boys gathered
TO pay their respects 90 this baseball
star.
Evening journal., 1920-10-16

game Speaker sWoops down on an
inen1nsive blade OF grass and saw
agely chcws 30 up, That one Is no
more than consumed until he at
lacks another one
or course, there's a historical pro
codont FOR Speakers work. for YOU
remember the case OF old Ncbuch-
adnezzar, don't you2 old Neb went
into the grass-cating business IN a
serious way But, OF course. Speaker
isn't serious about 10. lie SAYS us
mere nervousness.
IL have TO have some way OF Civ
Ing vent TO my physical nervousness. Z"
says he. Il am SO Intensely interest
ed IN every play that I forget every
thing else and this grass eating has
simply become a habit with me.
really believe 10 would b. pretty
Tough for me TO have 20 play on a
field Mat didn't sport any lawn"
And so 10 Is that when Iris Is
coming 10 town the BAH park lawn
BARRIERS put The Old lawn mowers
away for they know Iris VIII keep
The green shaved on for them In good
shape
Evening journal., 1920-10-16
Ruth and Thor
OAn EdIIorIaI Ly Ihe snorlInn EdIIorl

Havns orcd 81 home runs can aLe his proper
place the gods legend prowcss
In no State will he find ardent worshppcrs In Delaware
He belongs O ncat nod Thor who pcr
formed with
him that with a mighty the o,A
mountain II fell
and a valley
There desire Thors record nv com
parson with Babe huth,
be pointed out that there evidence actually
Is claimed Tor him. There Is
tain il was that he cracked wide open hammer
On the other eyery Ruts more than 20 homo
authenticated by hundreds
saw those miracles performed with their eyes.
Moreover Babe Ruth
these wonders nghanded Thor who beIng
god had certain occult advantages threw his hammer
with such ~ ~
Assuredy Babes place the pantheon
ercady hed let Thor one whose won
d0us achievements arr authenticated and guaranteed.
Evening journal., 1920-10-16
KEYSTONE HOT SHOTS
BY the OLD GUARDS.

Wind UP Barnes quit his Job as flsh
man the other say but we expect
his understudy, Slim HessIan. 10 put
in a strong hold for the now vacan.
post Go % it old fence post, you've
got the voice.
Judging by the looks Of the gang
turned out for practice with the
football team we ought tn make
things interesting for the w1uld-bes
around these parts. Keep your eyes
peeled for the k-F-C squad and watch
EN- csan up.
Bill Virgins certainly Is getting 10
be a hummer on the telephone. II
he could sling hash the way he
sings stun on that phone. what a
wonderful waiter he would be.
A little toast by our Cy Young
Here's % the Keystone boys, so big
and great, who will be me champ
ions Of our grand and glOrius state
WOW, right on the bat. The boy is
a poet.
II Morris Goldbergs engineer
should let tha engine get away from
nimi would the Cow catcher You
tell EN-
Well, boys, Jim Leech is looking
for members 10 Join the glee club.
There are prizes for the best and
worst singers so we can't lose either
way. Lets go.
slim Hessian approached one OF
our warm-hearted members the other
day and said: Whitley, if you ever
have sOmethn' that amt no good 10
you and can't sell 10 and won't throw
10 away an nobody Will steal o..
give 10 10 me. Will ya2 That Is the
reason slim got a chew ter bee .er
IN the eye.
We have discovered a new singer
In a person who answers to the name
OF Cy Young.
Evening journal., 1920-10-16
Grass ChetOing Title
Also Goes TO Spoke

Many ball players chew long green
while they are on the Geld subject
to nervous and mental strain. but
Iris Speaker. The great director OF
the Cleveland Indians, doesn't.
spoke Uses a substitute for tobacco
that gets The same results or perhaps
better. Grass-thats the KIND OF
chewing tobacco that he relied on to
help him think out the knotty prob
lens that won Clevelands American
League pennant and a world title.
Hugnie Jennings used 10 pick
grass In the coacher's box the
staging OF his "ENAHl TN EN- TY"
yell.
But Iris has got Huehie beaten
country block In picking The blades
lie has the grass-eaiing championsh p
bound, gagged and tied 10 the mast
iris eats more grass during a base
ball game than an elephant eats hay
duripg a circus performance.
II you ever watched the great
player-manager during a big league
game you know what I mean. After
nearly every play during the entire
Evening journal., 1920-10-16

October twelve has gone. But the
on that day have made his
tory.
Three Of those events were tre-
mendously Important TO sport. or
these one has added color 90 baseball,
the greatest horse in The world ana
the other has given our boxing a new
stimulus.
Cleveland's winning the world title
in baseball will mean much 90 the
game. The city had never had a
pennant during its i2 years or more in
organized baseball. The town gl0ats
over IFS champions like a child over
Hall world a new angle ia an did snb-
ieci. Had Brooklyn won the title, 10
would not have aroused the same
wave Of enthusiasm. for the Dodgers
have been pennant winners before.
Evening journal., 1920-10-16
RIcYcLIsrs ELEcr TODAY.

Election OF officers OF the Inde-
pendent Cycllst Association will be
held at the convention OF the organi-
zatlon at Shellpot Park this afternoon.
Officers to be elected are president.
secretary and treasurer.
The city Will be divided into six
districts. each district having a vice
president, secretary and treasurer
detectives. painters and mechanics to
be elected In No, mber.
Valuable prizes In the form OF
bicycle supplies. have been offered
for The winners OF The various events
at The MOunll and Mckinney field
meet at ShollpOl Park tomorrow.
Fully 300 bicyclists rode In the
parade 10 the park
Evening journal., 1920-10-16

Man o. War, by galloping a run
away race from Sir Barton. az Wind
sor Canada, has shown that he is in
a class by himself as a horse. 10 means
That his superiority will probably be
a barrier 10 his entering future races.
Yet IL proves that the Riddle three
Near-0ld colt Is the nearest thing 10 a
perfect horse we have today.
And Carpenter, by decisively beat
iDs LeVinsky. will serve as a brace TO
boxing. III the Frenchman, hadn't
soften over the American trial horse"
his name would have been mud so far
as boxing in this country Is concerned.
But now they can 90 ahead with a
proposed Dempscy-Carpeniier battle
without blushing
All OF these turning points in sport
came grouped on the date OF October
Y. No wonder it made history. And
that's that.
Evening journal., 1920-10-16
JENNINGS QUITS
AS TIGER LEADER

DETROIT, Mich. Oct. i6.-Hughey
Jennings has presented his resignation
as manager Of the Detroit Baseball
Club, 90 take effect Immediately.
Jennings became manager Of the
Detroit Americans in 1907. plotting The
team TO a pennant In that year and
the two succeeding Seasons.
President Navln said that while he
had anticipated the resignation. he
'ad no announcement 10 make at
present regarding Jennings successor.
Evening journal., 1920-10-16

bag retiring Kilduff. who was on his
way 10 third second out. Wamby
then touched Miller, who had ran for
second third Out)
The only other triple play in ma
iOr league baseball was made by Neal
Ball, sh0ristOp for the old Cleveland
team, in game against the Boston
Red SOX on July 10 1909. Balrs folt
was made at League Park. Ball took
a liner, doubled his second man at
second base and tagged his third vic
tim comins 10 second. Neither Ball
nor Wamby realized that triple play
was being made when their rcspec-
tive plays started.
Evening journal., 1920-10-16
no REORGANIZE OUOIT LEAGUE.

Interest in the reorganization Of the
All-Wilmingion Quot League has al
ready reached a sufficient height and
meeting will be held In the Bran
dywine fire engine house next Wednes-
day Vening; The managers Of the
season are REQUESTED to attend the
meeting.
Evening journal., 1920-10-16
TARM RITYE ann.

The Diamond STATE Rifle and Pistol
Club was organized at meeting
held In The Old Colony Club at the
Hotel dupont last nignt.
The organization Is open 10 the
Wilmington public and p members
have already been enrolled. A range
where any calibre rifle or pistol can
be used has been secured near she'll
pot Park and will be set up within
the next week.
The following officers were elected /:
r. W. Bond. president; e.. w. Pierce,
\ 'yice-presidont; II. NJ. Jones. execu-
tive officer and G. B. Lister secretary
and treasurer
The next meeting Of me new club
viii be held Thursday night at the
Hotel dupont
nlco and Wife
Second street. 307 East. $3.50. Bes-
sic Rollins from John W. Bisscll.
Second street. INA West. $500. Van
Washington from Laura T. Halsey and
husband.
Evening journal., 1920-10-16

CLEVELAND Here's Bin Wambs-
ganss and diagram showing how
he made the first triple play unas-
sisted ever recorded In a world series
and the second triple play in major
league history. Brooklyn batters set
the stage in The NTH inning. Kill
dun, ilnst man 10 face Pitcher Bagby,
singled 10 left Miller tapped a single
to center With kilduff resting on
second and Miller perched on first.
Pitcher Mitchell. who had replaced
Grimes, lined straight 90 Wambs-
sanSs (hrst OUT Wamby darted 10
second after the catch, touched the