South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-11
MAN IN THE STREET

drank six That's IT, You have 10
water-log yourself 20 get as nucn
kick as swamp mosquito can de-
liver.
The boozologists who used 10 tell
Us that prohibition would mean va
cant houses and lower the rents arc
now sorry they didn't predict scarce
houses and doubled rents.
Georges Carpenter and bride. who
have arrived in America. seem % be
having fine time on their money
moon.
The British war office reports that
all the Irish troops on the Rhine will
bee rePatriatcd within a few months.
Nixey From Dixcy.
Friends OF Frank Nix are impor-
tuning him 20 run for public Office.
and want him - open Commirtce
rooms ia hts home Frank must be
an expert on near-beer.
We see now that tho only way We
could have kept the allies harmoni-
Gus was by continuing the war.
The president viii spend tho sum-
mer at Woods Hole. Mass. We hope
II VIII not be necessary FOR him 90
pull this Hole in after him 90 keep
away the garlies and other political
nuisances.
II isn't envy that causes men 10
despise model husband" such "a
creature is inherently despisab BILE.
Even the woman who is married to
some old Adam or another despises
him.
Some men are born profiteers.
some have usurious gains thrust up
on them by temptation. and some
will just naturally steal anything
they can get their hands on.
II the United States lad made as
bad mess Of the war as j., MADE
+ of peace, kraut and pig knucllles
would be leader on Paris menus at
I this time.
IF Sen. Johuson's name we're
Hirum instead Of ram" Il lot Of the
thirsty republicans would be Juggling
. at his coattails.
OF course. the old-ume doctor
! used leeches for bleeding. but IL can
be accomplished much easier than
\ that now.
AS we understand it. Big Bill
( Thompson is the figurehead of a
/ soviet government in Chicago.
Now Mr.. Fairbanks. let II be from
\ this forth a case Of 80 Douglas, O.
1 Douglas Tendir and trewe," you
! sassy rascal
In Philadelphia the "buy the
I cheaper cuts" campaign hOisted the
/ price Of bullneck and chuck four
cents a pound. But the gullihle
public bit-at least. it tried 10 bite.
We have heard movie fans say
/ there would never be another Doug
/ Fairbanks or another Mary Pickford
We hope they are mistaken.
The high cost of paper is becom-
/ ing so pronounced that we fear the
actors may soon have 10 quit using
I stage money and use Federal Re-
serve notes in order TO economic.
sss
Another reason why it is safer 10
kiss after dark is. the paternal eye
lids droop and the paternal boots
are drawn when the nocturnal shad-
Ows creep.
Now they are limiting that Gen.
Wood is cerebrally deficient orr
dinarily that would be a very ser
ious matter, but since everybody is
more or less crazy, it wouldn't mat
ter so much.
A Cincinnati politician says ne
doesn't mind the preachers praying
for deliverance from the bosses II
only the churches do not get roc
active in voting When churchmer
do not vote as they pray they are
wasting time praying.
Be openminded, don't engage In
useless heated debates with those
who differ with you. investigate
clearly and sOberly, don't be misled
by the palaver OF selfish politicians
and keep steadily at work Then or
election day go 20 the polls and give
/ 'em the devil