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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17
JUST FOLKS
By EDGAR A. GUEST

GOLF EXPERIENCE
I've golfed throughout another year
The drifting SHOWS Will soon be here,
And now l view with discomfort
The season that so soon was spent;
Once more I've dubbed the whole
year through.
Nor did 1 make an eightytwo.
High hopes were mine that glorious
day.
The time I started out 10 play;
This year" said 1, I'll keep the
line
And surely make a seventy-nine;
I'll play as Ray and Vardon do,
And show the gang a thing or two.
bIundered on through early June
could not use my trusty spoon.
But hope still stayed-ere summer
fell
knew I should be playing well;
Then by the fourth day of July
I lost my drive and knew not why.
August still found me keeping on
with scores unfit 10 look upon:
I felt that / possessed the skill
To do my bidding with the pill.
And then one day 1 summed the
score
And found I'd made one hundred
four.
The same old dub that was am 7. y
I don't improve howe'er 1 try;
Lessons and practice all are vain.
With me the hook or slice remain:
But still to hope I fondlv cling,
l know I'll play the game next
spring.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17
IT'S Easy To
Put On Flesh

All you have 20 do II you are too thin
ana want 10 put on several pounds OF
Soild stay there flesh Is 20 take "a five
grain tablet OF Blood-Iron Phosphate
with each meal This builds up the merry
Gus system, enriches the blood and thus
enables the vital organs 10 assimilate
the hesh building, strength making ele-
ments Of your food which now largely go
to waste Folks who have tried IL state
they not only put on flesh but that IL
also almost invariably increases their
strength, energy and endurance You
can get enough BIoOd-Iron tablets for
three weeks treatment of WetticE's
tut Rate Drug store or any other drug
glst for only $50 and It's SO uniformly
successful that your druggist n man
YOU know, is authorized 20 refund YOUR
money II you don't Ike il. Better get a
package today and begin 10 get stronger
and healthier, as well as better looking.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17
NOVEMBER II. 1920.
MODERN IDEA OF WHAT MAKES A COL
LEGE WORTH WHILE.

Our senior poet" jimmy Montague ht d To-
PENNY nail on the head Monday, his more truth
man poetry column and II you didn't read it then,
read it now you did read tt then read il again.
r. IS significant Of the direction in which we are
drifting: maybe the direction in which certain
smincnty respectable gentlemen, with the ex-
cnequers Of the world their disposal prefer to
have as drift We heard it said once at a meeting
OF local business men that the world suffering
from TOO much education. Jimmy
Time was that college presidents,
Engaged in seeking contributions
ENLARGED upon the excellence
OF thoir scholastic institutions.
ON uaguates they paid frequent calls
And long and earnestly they pleaded,
For dorns and labs lecture halls
And other things the college needed.
And. when their story all told
They found il left the magnates cold.
But when millionaire today
a college president approaches.
The only words he has to
Relate costly football coaches
He tells the captain of finance
That If he'll only bark TO reason
The team may have a bully chance
To be the champs the coming season.
And without party ado
The gentleman of wealth comes through.
For IT is not the college which
keeps bright the lamp Of knowledge
burning.
That's looked on by the idle rich
As q deserving seat Of learning.
institution may begin
It's work Of uplift in a shanty,
But If it's football team win
The gents with cash will always ante.
Which rroves that in these glorious days
The strong arm stuff is all that pays
Poetic license has SAID than we can imagine.
We have emerged from the world with exact
Is the opposite impulses dominant TO those that
proclaimed and thought ourselves hghtng for.
There is nothing this right makes might stuff,
much Of anywhere in us. Might makes right" in
inner impulses and when look at
football game the most OF US cannot understand
why our favorite team if being cutdone should be
required play fair.
Therefore encourage the strong arm stuff
saith the age. Besides there are those who regard
thoughts INSCRIPTIONS even they said it OF
the lean and hungry Cassius. To millionaire
contributors 20 universities and colleges such men
dangerous" or perhaps what seems to them
brute force. not understanding the game is all
there s outside their business-or insde-that they
capable of approaching
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17
UNITED STATES LEADS
IN CHILL COMMERCE

SANTIAGO. Nov. 16-The United
states continued far in the lead of
other nations in commerce with
chile in 1919. supplying nearly hall
OF Chiles total imports Of S$146.-
4SS3,3331. This is shown by the
annual report OF the superintenden,
OF customs. Imports from North
America amounted 20 $$7O.OO26.9l4
against S74,259,940. for 1918. Great
Britain was second with S2sS,423,-
pa.
Total Chilean exports during 1919
decreased more than so percent as
compared with 1918. This was du,
chiefly, it is said 10 the reduced
sales OF nitrate, the predominant
product for export.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17
Diamond Dyes"
Don't Spot, Run
Don't Risk Material in Poor
Dyes that Fade or Streak

Each package OF Diamond Dyes"
contains directions so simple that
any woman can diamond dye a new.
rich. fadeless color into worn. sha bly,
garments, draperies, coverings.
whether wool. silk, linen, cotton or
mixed goods.
Buy Diamond Dyesp-no other
kind-then perfect results are guar
anteed even if you have never dyed
before. Druggist has color card.
Adv.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17
IN THE EDITORS MAIL.

=
Mr. Bill Armstrong.
care News Times,
City.
Ny dear Bill.
see that nice little article
about Yours Truly In this morn
ings News Times Tower Of
Babel. 1 always knew that you
We're a very clever man and an
expert writer. but I did not
think that you were farslghted
enough to even dream why 7
had my nose operated ~ ou but
/ can readily see that there's
nothing that slips by yc-. OU
see everything from the bottom
of the basement floor 20 the top
Of the Flag staff daily. but I no
tice that there ~ one thing that
you have sadly overlooked and
wish that You would upon re-
ceipt OF this letter turn TO our
advertisement in the Sunday
News and notice that the Coat
cut is with the Dresses and the
Dresses is with the Coats. / wish
you would then consult Mr..
Stephenson and see II II would
not be a good thing 10 take
some Of your makeup men and
your ad settlers and take them
right over to some expert doc
tors Office and have their eyes
operated upon 50 that they can
tell a lady that wears a coat
from lady that wears a dress.
If you Will have this done
am quite sure that II would be
a wonderful Improvement TO
your paper
Yours very truly.
BrandOn-DurreIl Co.
Per Tom Brandon.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17
RnAME RURI.ESON.

The confirmed humOrist had beer
railroaded to the psychOpathic ward
by some of his victims who demand
ed that if possible they cure him
and if not that they bury him, but
on Christmas they repented and
dubbed together for a gift Then. a
few days later, they received this
letter from the merry lunatic:
my dear friends: I am forward
ing to YOU a box I received a short
time ago. Obviously from the label
in the upper left hand corner IL Is
intended for you, but came to me
by mistake"
They looked at the label and
realized with horror that their friend
was incurable. It read. "AssOrteI
Nuts
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17
THE ASSEMBLING OF THE LEAGUE OF
NATIONS AT GENEVA.

The League Of Nations assembly is in session a,
Geneva, convened by-hold your nose. plug your
ears. and close your eyes thou chronic hater of
the very nane-woodrov Wilson. president Of the
United States NJ. Paul Hymans Belgian premier.
sDened the conclave Oy reading the presidents con-
vocation. The United states L otherwise not rep
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17
WHAT IS YOUR GUESS-

Now Wen know whether it was
politics or la1ness that kept so
many people idle through the sum-
mer.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17
N LICK

Mr.. Harding is the only statesman
we know of who will not have to
hunt a house in Washington next
spring.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17
THE TERCENTENARYs MEANING.

Many memorial exercises have been held during
1920 IN various parts Of this country and in Eng
land and Holland in honor of the terceE- enary of
coming to America of the Pilgrim fathers Cele-
LIities from the old world have come tc partci-
rate different programs and to pay their
aIects to Plymouth Rock Parties of New England
and honor the places from which those Pilgrims
Sc forth 800 years ego
II is well for the people of both hemispheres 10
recall cpce more The Pilgrim fathers and their con
tribu to Civilizations development. travelling
IN swift and comfortable steamships jaunting up
ana down the Atlantic ccast in Pullman cars and
automt biles the modern woman can little
realize the genuine hardship endured by those early
settlers crossing the in the face OF winter
simply TO uphold an ideal. The modern Thanks
giving dinner with its fancy fruits its well-fattened
domestic turkeys, its olives and celery its elaborate
entrees its preserves and ices. offers little resem-
blance to that first Thanksgiving dinner
England and the United States both and the
other nations sending guests to the celebration
could stand very generous access OF the Pilgrim
virtues of courage idealism steadfastness of pur-
pose and readiness to face unknown perils of the
body rather than TO permit the to suffer from
known evils The tendency lightly to set the Pill
grims down sour dispositoned, stern minded
cranks reflects the gay moderns who indulge
it more harshly than It does those same Pi!-
grim fathers The tercenIenary celebration will have
failed Of its full possibilities It does not help tho
nation 10 regain the vision OF opportunities and
ideals and its destiny leader and protector Of
less fortunate peoples
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17
The Tower of Babel
By BILL ARMSTRONG
ARABIAN FRIGHrS-

Once upon a time the son OF a
noted caliIh was led into the pres
ence OF the first OF two princesses,
between whom, il was decreed. ne
should choose 2 wife. As ne gazcG
upon the unbeautiful countenanCe
of the first his face paled and he
staggered against the tapestries.
He needs air" remarked his
prospective father-in-law. And he
was given air and he revived.
When he recovered he was escort
ed into the apartment Of the alter
native bride-to-be. But one glance
at the blushing maid was enough,
for with a gasp he collapsed head
long upon the divan.
He needs air again" declared
the observant father. once more
turning 10 the windows.
Not air this time" replied the
victim family. Gimme straight
oxygen"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17

The boys hog breeding club #
Shelby county finished its work re
Gently by conducting a sale OF the
animals which were returned by
each Of the 2S members. The sale
averaged $2S per head with top
price of S127.5O.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17

We passed our friend who got
married Saturday on the street. He
was using the old shoe leather to get
himself home and we can remem-
Der him when he ust TO ride around
through town on the street cars, in
dependent Of man and beast.
They sent Wilson some defective
bolts and claim ne knew about some
OF the punk ship work being done
during the war. We know some de-
fective bolts personally, but we
swear we never knOwed anything
about the crooked work going on IN
the shipyards.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17

A s. Burkhart. the noted life in
SuranCe genius. can get into his fur
collaIed coat and loaf around in the
Oliver lobby so important like. he
looks ike the head waiter
Joe Grand Leader ust 10 be the
leader of the younger social set in
the town, but since he wheel-bar-
rowed George Hull around in that
there election bet we haint seen
hide nor hair OF Joseph.
New York must be a great town.
A r. Mayerfeld Of Newman's step
ped off a New York train and left
mis- hat laying in the Pullman.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17

Folks who want to see the southern boundary
OF the United states at the Panama canal DO not
seem to realize that Uncle Sam has enough trouble
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17

may be against the 18th amendment for cider
TO get hard. but how is the innocent possessor go
ing TO stop it2
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17

This country has put off ratification OF the treaty
of peace for long that it will probably create
only mild interest when comes.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17

If is seeking way to become unpopular
advice
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17


Folks who want to see the southern boundary
OF the United States at the Panama canal 90 not
to realize that Uncle sam has enough trouble
now.
It may be against the 18th amendment for cider
to get hard but how is the innocent possessor go
ing to stop it?
This country has put off ratification Of the treaty
of peace for long that it will probably create
only mild interest when it comes.
If a is seeking a way to become unpopular
he needs to do is to become a chronic giver of
advice.
There is not much to be said in favor of the man
who is not willing do the best he can when he is
paid for it,
1t might help some for a street car conductor to
have a talking machine that would say, step for
ward. peasei"
Nearly every person Is willing 10 let the law Of
supply and demand operate in the case of others
They are burning corn in Nebraska. but in Ken
lucky they drink it # they get liquid form.
somehow most persons seem to hold on to a lin
gering doubt much easier than they do TO a real
conviction
skirts may have to be widened when women get
well into the business Of running for Office.
There will be cons. cradle more zest in things
when women begin to me ur the pie counter.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17

There is not much to be said favor of the man
who is not willing TO do the best he when he is
paid for it,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17

skirts may have to be widened when women sc
well into the business Of running for Office
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17

1t might help some for a street car conductor to
have talking machine that would say step for
ward. please!"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-17

They are burning corn in Nebraska but in Ken
lucky they If they can get it in liquid form
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1920-05-21
WEDDINGS.
Observation-Disclosures.

Miss Celia Friedman, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Friedman, 1774
Fremont avenue south, was united in
marriage to Mr.. Samuel J.. Bronstien,
Jr., son of Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Bron-.
stien of st. Paul, on Tuesday evening,
May 49,, in the gold room of the Rad,
isson hotel. DIR. S. N. Deinard read
the service before an improvised altar
of palms, ferns, roses and cleaning
candles in tall standards. The bride
wore bridal robe of brocaded satin
and tulle elaborated with duchess lace
and pearls. Her full tulle veil fell
over the court train Of satin. 1t was
arranged in cap effect Of duchess lace
with pearls and lilies of the valley.
She carried shower bouquet of roses
and lilies of the valley. Mrs. Louis
Silverstein Of, ST. Paul, aunt Of the
bride, was her matron of honor. She
was attired in a gown of silver Sc
auins over silver cloth. Miss Resale
Bank, in a frock of pale blue taffeta,
acted as maid of honor. She carried
an arm bouquet of American Beauty
roses. Mr.. Charles Bronstien was his
brothers best man. After a short re-
ception, dinner was served to b
guests, which included relatives of the
two families. Mr.. and Mrs. Bronstlen
have gone on a months trip east.
They will return by way of Niagara
Falls, and will be temporarily at home
after June Is, at 1774 Fremont ave-
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1920-05-21
ENGAGEMENTS Announced.

Mr.. and Mrs. A. Goldstein, 1923
Fremont avenue north, announce the
engagement of their daughter, Miss
Idell, to Mr.. Lew. Shapiro OF this
city.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. J. Hartstein, 43O
Fremont avenue north, announce the
engagement of their daughter, Miss
Rose, to Mr.. Jack G. Gittelson of this
city.
Mrs. Chas. B. Noodelman, 1920
Eighth avenue north, announces the
engagement of Miss Irene Berfatsky,
to Mr.. William J. Turner, son of Mr.
and Mrs. L. Turner Of Chicago. Miss
Berlatsky is at present visiting in
Chicago, where she will remain until
September, when her marriage to Mr.
Turner will take place.
Mr.. William Milston of. Seattle,
Wash, announces the engagement OF
his daughter, Miss Sadabelle, to Mr..
Sam Harris of this city.
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1920-05-21

nue. south. Among the out of town
guests were: Mrs. L. Roud and daugh-
ter Bertha, of Detroit Mich; an
aunt of the bride, and the brides,
grandfather and uncle, Mr.. J. Fox and
Mr.. S. L. Fox of St. Louis.
MendOw-S inaikO.
The wedding of Miss Josie Phyllis
Snake, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs.
Sam Snake Of Madison, Wis, to Mr..
Hymen z. Mendow of this city, was
solemnized on Thursday afternoon,
May, 20 at the home Of the brides
parents in Madison. Rev. S. B. Schein
of Madison officiated. The bride, un-
attended, wore navy blue tricotine
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1920-05-21
Page Five

suit and corsage bouquet Of Ward
roses and lavender sweet peas. Dinner
was served for the immediate rela-
tives following the ceremony. A color
arrangement Of pink and white was
used in the decorations throughout
the rooms. Mr.. and Mrs. Mendow
have gone on trip east. They will
be at home in this city after Septem-
Der 1. The bride is graduate of
the School of Journalism of the Uni
versity of Wisconsin. Mr.. Mendow is
a graduate of the law, academic and
graduate colleges Of the University
of Minnesota and Oskaloosa college,
and is member of Kappa Nu frater-
The American Jewish world. [volume] (Minneapolis ;) 1915-current, 1920-05-21
THE AMERICAN JEWISH WORLD

Mr.. Aaron Rosenblet, u Royalston
avenue, left on Thursday evening last
for Cleveland, Ohio, where he will en-
gage in social service work. He will
be director of boys activities at the
Educational Alliance there.
Mr.. S. Lexier of Winnipeg returned
to his home on Monday last, after a
weeks visit with Mrs. Lexier's par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. M. Bloom, AID
rich avenue north.
Mr.. David J. Smilow left on Sun
day evening last for a months visit
in Chicago, Cleveland, Pittsburgh,
Philadelphia, Buffalo, Boston, Albany,
Richmond, Va, and New York city.
Mr.. D. Snyder, 1905 Lyndale ave-
nue. north, left Tuesday for Hot
Springs, Ark, where he will remain
for two months.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-05-03
JOY OF CAMPING
AS TOLD BY RICE

Morning in the mountains A time
which has its own peculiar charms,
and place where by contrast they
may be most enjoyed" says Arthur
+. Rice in What Wizardy Is In the
Camp Fire in Boys Life for April.
Instead Of the steam whstle-the call
of the kingfisher; instead of the car
penter's hammer-the tapping of the
woodpecker on a dead hemlock; in
stead of the rumble of traffic on gran
tie streets-the whimper of the forest
brook over it's pebbly bed; instead of
an atm osphere of dust and smoke
the exhilarating ether of the forest.
The balsam bed is sweet, but the air
outside is sweeter still and it does one
good to drink it, to battle in it and
to flood his system with it, while his
mental machinery runs down and cools
off. The camp squirrel is awake, sit
ting on a limb and embroidering the
edge of a piece of flapjack which he
holds in his. paws, and the nuthatches
with many soft cluck wend their
spiral way up and down the birches.
Shall we go down to the lake and
see the sun-and the trout-rise? The
water lilies like a black mirror, save
where the level border of lily pads
covers it, and a thin white mist rises
from it into the cooler air. There are
other early risers besides ourselves. A
big fish-hawk mounts from his SEN
tinel rocks and flaps lazily away over
the forest. a flock of ducks get up
with a great clatter and, after taking
a turn or two to get their bearings,
set out on their journey to some other
quit bit of water which they know
Of by instinct, or experience. On the
bluff above the lake two or three
grouse leave their roost in the spruces,
and the persistent screaming of several
bluejays in the swamp near the inlet
suggest that a deer is probably work
ing back to the mountains. The rosy
fingers of the morning touch the pond
lilies and receive their offering of in
cense and the sun shoots his javelins
over the eastern mountains, piercing
the shadows of thicket and glen
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-05-03
SANTA BARBARA MISSION
CALIFORNIA.

The Santa Barbara Mission is one of
a chain established by the Spanish
about 1850. 1t is the best preserved of
all the famous California Missions.
These We're built along "El Canine
Real (The Kings Highway for the
purpose of converting the Indians to
christianity.
The first building at Santa Barbara
vas built in 1887, with the assistance of
Indian workmen. The. converts in
creased in number so rapidly that a6-
ditions were added almost yearly. In
1898 building 25 by 125 feet was
constructed, but was destroyed by an
earthquake in 1872.
In 1915 the present Mission was
started, and completed five years later,
under the direction of Father Antonio
Ripoli. 1t is still in fine condition due
to the solidity of its walls and sup
ports. The walls are six feet thick, of
sandstone blocks, and are reinforced by
solid stone buttresses nine feet square.
The towers, thirty feet high, are of
solid stone nearly twenty feet square.
The roofs Of the church and monastery
are covered with tiles made at the Mis-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-05-03
LONGSHoREMEN LEAVE
JOBS ON LUMBER STEIvpr

Ihfee crews Of longshoremer -
ployed in cargoing the An,-' '-l'
steamship Corvallis, recen-,v --- IA
in port, left their work yas-a-s.I
morning at o'clock wine, -
contractors declined 10 racr--+-
three union checkers that ,rs-s 7''- &
hand for the purpose Of reD19c5rr ~. "
non-union checkers, understoo1 :.
have previously been employed nv -.
contractors. '-'
Half holiday is usually obse-,..s :.
the workers on Saturdays, consaoro..
ly only half days delay thus fs- -.
been occasioned in cargoing the et--
by the demonstration, and belle, ,r,,
expressed yesterday afternoon ina. -,
differences viii be adjusted and III.
men return TO work Monday rnor,i-,
1t is understood mill specifics+,c,.
will be accepted in the LOADING ~ ,R,s
particular ship or that the old cbert.
ers will retain their jobs. Otherw5ss
May Day passed without demons,-s.
tons in this vicinity.