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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03
Ripping Rhymes
LACK OF WORRY
By WALT MASON

There's nothing l can worry DER, in
all my daily round, and so my heart
is sad and sore, and briny tears
abound The larders stocked with
luscious pies, the cellars full of spuds.
and every morning, when l rise,
have a change Of buds. The diamonds
on my harness clank, have silk shirts
galore, and | have money in the bank,
and credit at the store. No man can
say | am in debt, for this or that or
those, and SO I've no excuse to fret
or nurse a string of woes. And. hav-
ing no excuse to brood. l brood ana
fret and cuss and in a fierce and bitter
mood I make a CHASTITY fuss. For
worry is a state of mind that every
man enjoys, and he grows weary of
his grind if not a thing annoys. With
out a grievance man is lost, his men
tai innards ache; he'll find a woe at
any cost, cen though it be a fake
And so I grumble when it rains and
file savage roar, and when the sun
shine gildS the plains, | grumble all
the more. Man wasn't born to go his
way without a cross or care; some i'll
should prod him every day. or he is
in despair. A sugar diet fattenS men
but undermines the spine; a dash of
bitters now and then, or vinegar, is
fine.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03
Dinner Stories

A certain pastor makes it a point
to welcome any strangers cordially.
and one evening after the completion
of the service he hurried down the
aisle to station himself at the door.
A Swedish girl was one OF the
strangers in the congregation. She
is employed as domestic in one of
the fashionable homes, and the min
lister, noting that she was a stranger,
stretched out his hand. He welcomed
her to the church and expressed the
hope that she would be a regular at
tendant. Finally he said that if she
would be at home some evening dur
ing the week he would call
frank you" she murmured bash
fully. but ay have a fella"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03
Memories of Old Days
In This Paper Ten Years
Ago To-day

Coach Thistlethwaite of the Earl
ham college football team extended a
general invitation to the members OF
the Young Mems Business club to at
tend the game between Earlham and
Wilmington college on Reid field
The invitation was prompted in ap'
probation of the friendly spirit the
club had shown toward the college.
A get acquainted" meeting OF the
merchants section of the Commercial
club was planned for Nov. IS. w. B
Waddell, chief attorney for the In
diana Business Mems club, and score
tary A. Bogue, of the club, were to
be secured for speakers.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03
PARACHUTE JUMPING
IS DANGEROUS TASK
(By Associated Press)

WASHINGTON, Nov. 3-The mech
anism for parachute jumping from air
planes, described in a statement of
the Army Air Service, discloses the
hazards of the jumper and wherein his
feat has sporting chance" of ending
in death.
"The parachute used by aviators,"
says the Services statement, lis fold
ed snugly inside pack carried on his
back. The operator steps off the plane
allows himself a couple of seconds to
fall clear Of his machine, then pulls a
wire depending over his shoulder. The
wire opens the spring doors of the
pack and releases a small pilot chute
some couple of feet in diameter. This
pilot spring opens automatically and
catching the rush of air, draws the
main chute from the pack.
In the top of the main chute is an
automatic vent which, opening to a
width of five feet when the big para,
sol first unfolds, gives the air com
pressed within a chance to escape ana
lessons the danger of blowing the
chute apart. When the fall has been
checked, rubber springs or shock-ab-
sOrbers in the vent close it in until
but small hole remains.
AT the atmospheric pressure where
in most parachute drops from ordin-
airy attitudes are made the speed at
| tanned by the operator in his couple
OF seconds fall is sufficient to create
enough pressure under the pilot chute
to cause it when released to yank the
big one at once from its pack. Usual
ly the operator is descending at nor
NAL speed after falling less than 200
feet. However, at high attitudes the
atmosphere has not sufficient effect
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03
PAPER CLOTHING ADVISED

The Japanese have had paper cloth
ing for many years, and some of this
most attractive kimOnos in the far
east are tailored of wood pulp. An ex-
pert of Japan insists that the layman
will find it hard to distinguish these
kimonos from the expensive silk wrap
pers.
Everybody in Japan wears kimo-
nos" he remarked, "and the paper
garments are popular and Inexpensive
For about $3.50 you can buy a kimono
that looks like q $50 outfit-and feels
like it, too. The paper is soft and
pliable and it can be dyaped graceful
ly about the figure. If Americans
men and women alike, could be con
verted to the kinono as an every day
dress paper clothing might become
the only wear"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03
When a Doctor
SneeZes

Doctors, out in all kinds OF weather.
suffer frequently from colds yet seldom
seriously.
There's good reason. Doctors renl-
Ire the danger and upon appearance Of
the first symptoms OF cold begin tsktnS
medicine &c check its pregresa
Follow the doctors example md yux
too will escape the serious consequences
Of neglect. Take Lightning Laxative
Quirine Tablets as soon as you feel q
cold coming on. They stop cold right
of; ward Off fever, cleanse intestincs:
never grippe or sicken. Druggists guar
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03

any man who takes his wife's lap dog
cut walking.
sold a magazine story about twelve
years ago, but it hasn't been published
yet and | forget what it is about.
can spend a more dismal evening
in Greenwich Village than any other
place in the world.
/ am rather ashamed of my taste in
/, shows because | usually like things
that no one else of my acquaintance
likes.
There were twice as many divorces
in France last year as the year before.
Peace seems to bring almost every
thing except peace.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03
PUBLIC, IS Invited
TO PARTICIPATE IN
tour OF HIGHWAYS

Letters have been sent out by the
county highway officials inviting the
general public to participate in the
celebration OF Tuesday, Nov. 8, as
Good Roads Booster Day. The Young
Mems Business club has taken up the
idea and is making every effort to en-
courage a large attendance on the
tour of the county that is to be made
that day starting at s a. m. from the
courthouse and covering the entire
county.
All sides of the highway problem
will be touched on freely and discuss
ed, as one feature of he drive. The
invitation is general to all those inter-
is requested that those planning to
make the trip phone Roland Nusbaum,
phone 1881, or Howard Horton, county
surveyor.
Guests For Dinner.
Those making the trip will be the
guests of w. O. Jones, road superin-
tendent, and II. II. Horton, surveyor
at a dinner in Hagerstown served by
the Ladies' Aid society During the
dinner hour talks will be given by
i. II. Wright, state highway commits
sioner; Denver Harlan, w. w. Keller
w. 0. Jones, G. d. Franks and w F
Connell of Indianapolis, Oliver Lafuse
and J. Knapp, of Knightstown.
The trip as planned will start at s
a. m, and take in the following towns
in order: Boston, Abingdon. Center
Vile. Porshing, Cambridge City, Ha.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03
Bad Blood
Impure, Thin, Weak, Anicts the
Great Majority of People.

Whether in scrofula, sores, bols,
and eruptions; or as rheumatism with
agOnizing pains and aches in limbs
joints or muscles; as catarrh, with It's
disagreeable inflammation and dis
charge; in disturbed digestion, o.
dragging down debility and tired feel
ing-it is corrected by Hoods Sarsa-
parilla, that most economical and re
liable blood remedy and building up
tonic. Thousands use this medicine
and praise it for wonderful relief
Made from the most valuable rene
dies that physicians know, and un
parallelcd in character, taste and cura-
tive power. When a cathartic is need
ed, use Hoods Pills.-Advertiseme
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03

The chief gasoline expert of the
bureau Of mines is of the opinion that
before long every automobile will he
provided with two tanks-a small one,
to contain high-srado gas for starting
the engine. and a gOOd sized one fOl
fluid volatile enough to keep the ma
chine going,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03

Timber up! Quit complaining. Get
small trial bottle of old-time "Sf
Jacobs OIL at any drug store and in
Just moment you'll be free from
rheumatic pain, soreness and stiffness
Don't suffer. Relief and cure awaits
you Get it! st. Jacobs Oil" j.,
Just as good for sciatica, neuralgia.
lumbago, backache, sprains and swen.
observation-disclosures
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03
4 81 RHEUMATIC PAIN
! H u Rub 1t Right Out-Try Thisl
rheumatism is pain

Rheumatism is pain only"
Not one case in fifty requires in
tornal treatment Stop drugging.
Rub the misery right away! Rub
soothing st. Jacobs Oil directly into
the sore, stiff joints and muscles ana
relief comes instantly. st. Jacobs
Oil" conquers pain. 1t is a harmless
rheumatism cure which never disap-
points and does not blister.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03
Ease those Tired,
Aching Muscles
Outdoor and Indoor Workers. Subject
to Exposure or Heavy Toll, Find
Relief in SIoan's Iininent.

~ ZEN at work all day, standing on
your feet, lifting heavy weights?
~ And now you're all tired out.
Never mind, if you are wise you
have a bottle of Sloan's on the shelf,
at home or in the shop. Put a little
on, without rubbing, and quickly
comes grateful warmth and relief.
Good for rheumatic pains, neuralgia,
sciatica, lumbago and the host of eX'
ternal pains that are all the time
coming Helps break up colds. too.
It's comforting to keep it handy
Three sizes-35c, zoe, S1.40.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03
FRANCE TO TAKE HAND IF
GREEK EX-kiNG RETURNS

PARIS, Nov. 3.-The French For
eign Office informed the Associated
Press today that France would not
interfere in the Greek situation unless
ex-King Constantine attempts to re-
turn to Greece. In such case, it was
added, France will take such meas
ures as are deemed necessary"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03

gerstown, Greensboro, Williamsburg,
Fountain City, Bethel, Whitewater,
Middleboro and Richmond.
The American Legion band will &C
company the boosters and will play in
all the towns visited.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03

on the pilot chute until tho operator
hac fallen 4 great listancc and attain,
cd a terrific speed. The shock when
the parachute does open is according
ly severe and there is quite a sporting
chance of the silk flying into ribbons"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03

Between 10000 and 10000 black
laborers in the South African gold
mine fields have suspended work until
they are granted better working condi-
tons and increased wages.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03
A RAW, SORE THROAT
Eases Quickly When You
Apply a Little MusterOlc.

And Musterole won't blister Ike
the old-fashioned mustard plaster.
Just spread it On with your fingers.
1t penetrates to the sore spot with q
gentle Jingle, loosens the congestion
ard draws out the soreness and pain.
Musterole is a clean, white ONT
nlent made with oil of mustard. It
is fine for quick relief from sore
throat, bronchitis, tonsilitis, Group, stiff
neck, asthma, neuralgia, headache,
congestion, pleurisy, rheumatism, lun-
bago, pains and aches of the back OF
Joints, sprains, sore muscles, bruises, chill
blains, frosted feet, colds on the chest.
Nothing like Musterole fer croupy chill
dren. Keep it handy for instant use.
35c and CSC jars; hospital size $500
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03
GENEVA, Nov. 3.-Constantine and

GENEVA, Nov. DEMONSTRATING and
Sophie, the eX-King and Queen of
Greece, still are keeping TO their rooms
in the Hotel National at Lucerne, al
though Prince Paul is seen in the
streets.
Constantine is greatly depressed by
the report that Great Britain and
France, which guaranteed the king
dom Of Greece, would refuse, even if
the elections were favorable to him, to
allow his return to the Greek throne.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-03
Answers TO Questions

E. S. Glow high is Mount Full?
1866 feet.
G. C.-Kindly inform me whether
any government has issued any pamp-
hlets for the instruction of foreigners
deficient in their knowledge of and
respect for the United States, it's in
situations and laws. If so, where may
they be obtained? The information
division of the United States bureau
of immigration, department of labor,
Washington, D. c., has recently issued
such a pamphlet. This pamphlet is
published in various foreign languages
and it is the intention OF the depart
ment eventually to publish it in all
foreign languages.
Reader-Who invented the depth
bomb?-W. T. Unge, of Swedish ma
tionality.
Readers may obtain answers to
questions by writing the Palladium,
Questions and Answers department.
All questions should be written plainly
and briefly. answers will be given
briefly.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-06

shaters--sikating Ia 1870. Daily. 1Iafl
and DAILY put rollers under thtuI
thereby entltliig themselves 70 q pInef
among the best roller skaters 10 thE
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-06
robin Hood" is
Musical Treat
Miss Deshon Is Alan a Dale in
Revival at Lyric on
Nov. g and 10.

Ralph Dunbars beautiful revival OF
the De Koven opera, "Robln Hood, -
which comes to the Lyric for two
nights and Wednesday matinee, Nov.
and 10. IL extremely fortunate a. to
cast. In fact, It's an almost "all- star
show.
Miss Stella DeShon, tall and very
pleasing to look upon and the posses .
sor OF wonderful contralto voice, n
singing the role OF the dashlnR brigann,
Alnn-a-Dale. Miss DeShon Ii known
for her work with Mitsi In Head over
Heels" and for dramatic endeavors IN
Beiasco's 'The Thief" Ed Beck Ia the
sheriff. Everybody who knows any,
continued success as an operate Gomez
dian.
Mise Campbell Maid Marion,
is the VIII Scarlet. His work scores
fayorably with that of Miss Deshon.
Miss Clara Campbell. late prlma Donna
with THE Chocolat Soldier" IL the
Maid Marion, and Miss Catherine
Quinn ID singing 'Annabelle"
The Robin Hood role 10 In the able
hands OF Arthur sherman. fresh from
laurels with THE Chocolate Soldier"
John insolvency. late OF THE Bos-
toninns," has his old part OF Friar
Tuck. Others among the principals are
Miss silence Tower, Rudolph Kotch and
Raymond Hunter.
The chorus IL one Of the best from
the Dunbar studio. while the costumes
lighting effects and properties are up
to the Dunbar standard.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-06
Chattant
Nov. IL.
oscar SeagIe
To Sing Here

ChatLanoosa is jus,,, proud Of her
own singer-Oscar Seagle. His ap-
pearance here Nov. ~, at the Sunday
tabernacle, Will give the public an OPP
cert.
Oscar Seagle rises head and
shoulders above the crowd OF concert
aspirants." This is the verdict Of
Henry %. Krehbiel, dean OF the Amer
lean critics. 1t is a verdict attested
experts and thousands OF music
lovers.
The reasons. therefore, are easily
discovered Upon a voice Of great
natural beauty Seagle has superim-
posed command Of technical facility.
OF vocal color. a clarity OF diction, in
snort a perfection of utterance that
for its counterpart we must 70 to the
great singers of the golden age OF bel
canto.
HIS versatility is amazing. He does
twelve years sof training under the
great Jean de Reszke have given him
mastery of the French works, both
ancient and modern, and a keen in
sight into the delivery OF operate
arias; his coaching with Won Eur
given a rare knowledge of German
lieder His English songs spring from
the heart and manifest a rich fund OF
emotional power.
In one field, at least, he ia UNIQUE
as well as great No other singer has
eveS given us such interpretations of
the negro spirtuals as well as
the popular songs OF the
south. Born and raised In the south.
he has deep sympathy and ,compre-
hensive understanding Of the spirit
that sets the south apart In the feryor
Of It's emotional life, and because OF
this sympathy and understanding and
the additional funess OF his own art
he has been enabled to deliver, for the
first time, the true message OF his
native land. Indeed he Is the musical
prophet of the south.
To hear Seagle sing a negro spiritual
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-06
Bijou Submits Varied
Offerings for Next Week

M. -. -. -. ., :. !,
Inc hrst mar OF next week AZ the
b,lou rs opened by Alanson w MS COM
sncar x, ~, ta,,s. -, ~ a,.,.',.
hrl,,,,, ~ e"s pnrsuu'an 80 ~ S9u
a.. ~ ~. ,, 81 eHpss.. o"p y, Wv TAU
~ "v' n,ahsvui n"wrNoI, ~
,h, N ~ vne 20 .ninks uluurvhuy
49,, ~ q, nus. oen."s.i n ""sSsu n,s
Nv. ~ w new Slnthes thnvIeu IN MS
vwm ,usa OF insnlohs ~ a.nleues ana
~ uuherent M u "a clever
Keefer and Alherts for comedy
couple follow Alanaon. succeeded IN
turn by John T. Ray Nand company In
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-06
LOGIC DEFIED IN
DARING FILM
trumpet Island" One Of
Gouveneur Morris Most
improbable Tales.

Gouverneur Morris Is again furnish-
ing the movies with romance and adj
venture In an extravagant and illogical
scenario. Trumpet Island" or course.
the. story has originality and charm.
and Will. no doubt. appeal to the ati-
tor's many followers
The MIN features the romantic young
schoolgirl falling rapidly IN love with
the soldier hero. and an irate and
wrathful father opposed TO everything
and anything that the young doves
could propose. Father wants daughter
TO marry wealthy and withered Ro-
meo. Seeing that nothing else win APP
pease her angry parent. amid wailirg.
sooblng and crashing Of teeth she
promises on the condition that she be
moon. In the meantime her soldier
lover gains wealth untold, which causes
him to lose his head. and later, seeing
the error OF his ways. he goes to the
old time movie island alone In sack
cloth and ashes to repent
His sweetheart plans to dash herself
10 instant" death as the airplane
lightly wings its way over Trumpet
island Her fall OF thousands and
thousands Of feet does not seem to in
'Jure her; to the contrary. she lives
cheerfully and happily on this desert
Isle after finding her love-lorn swain.
this as the heroine Of Trumpet Island"
and Is yet alive to tell the tale. wal
lace Macdonald supports this young
star in the role Of The soldier boy.
1t is easy to believe that the cast
and their director went through all
manner of hardshiDs to secure some of
the scenes that this film contains.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-06
MURlEL CIGARS

An all tobacco cigar that satisfies
particular smoker. Try them. Al all
dealers. Chnney-Scott Cigar Co.. dis
tributors.--(Adv.)
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-06

is to enter deeply into the romance. the
passion, the. Joy OF living that dis
tinguishes the southland
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-06
Books, Good, Bad,
And indifferent
BY PENELOPE J. ALLEN

1.-THE Inevitable" by Louis Coup
erous Dodd. Mead 4 Co., New York.
The works OF this remarkable Dutch
novelist are rapidly becoming recog-
nized by those who demand the lest
in literature, as real genius. This
latest work, "The Inevitable" IL a
modern novel OF cosmopolitan life In
Rome and on the French Riviera. The
heroine is young Dutch baroness who
falls in love with one OF her fellow
countrymen, a painter who Ia, visiting
liome for the purpose OF studying his
art.
This book IL considered by many
careful reaaers the most brilliant and
mastery novel Couperous has yet writ
ten. Cornelie dc Retz van Loo, after
obtaining q divorce from her husband,
enueavors to ENJOY her new-found free
dom. Through curious chain OF cir
cumstances, she meets her former hus-
band, who by exercising a sort OF
hypnotic influence compels her, after n
hard fought contest to come back to
him.
The mastery delinlation OF character
and the narrative which through deli
shadow. makes this a story OF people
who are real. and the result Is novel
OF high artistic excellence.
Rare Manuscript Found.
One OF the most famous books In
the world. the fourteenth century
manuscript Of the Romance OF the
Rose" of which only two other known
copies exist, was found by ganger
on the bank OF the railway near Chatil-
n-sur- Seine. France. He took Il
home and struck by the curious
script and the gorgeous marginal min.
lind.
Further research revealed two cases.
partly broken open. both containing
old books and manuscripts, They
formed part OF the famous library OF
the Museum Of Meaux. They had been
removed during the German advance OF
1919, and were being sent back.
Detroit News.