The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1920-10-06

deer edditoral: it has bin sum time
sints drapt 700 a line but has not
forgit 700. has ben purtie bizzy this
sumar writin champain letars and ar
tickIes an this is wun reesing why
ras mad so littal to say to mi frlnds
thru the kollums of you're paipar.
then sints the champain wus oaver
has bin bizzy with mi fish bizness ami
skaling them and cut my fifinger at
the lob which has had mi hand fur
writin in bad fix but has not for
gotting 700 es sed. CRATE menny
prominent men and jon gray of an
tersvill has mist mi letars and as they
keeps askin NEE evry time they sees
me whi don't cum agin, here i is.
we'll, the champion wus suprize to
moast of the bois but had mi hand
on the throttal and run the engin Of
pollerticks jist like does the fish
hizness, the biggest fifish fur the
moast mummy and no time fur suck
ers. when looks back ovar the Wurk
dun by the onterrifd voaters of ab-
vul kountie i kennot help but say
that they has lected a purity good set
of offisers. havin nuthin pussonly
ginst emmy good man wus out to
help ole abvul kountie git the best
that wus in the rases and thinks the
afais of this here grand ole kountie
will be in saft hands fur the next
ministrashun. forter Merklane will
maik US good sheriff if hee will not
tri to pussyfeet in the offs. he must
git after the eavA dooers and give
them hell with no respeckter of pus-
sons, not eaven dote Smith. they said
that wun of the kanderdaits fur ther
sheriff of merKormac kountie want
ed to git the offs bekos he sed he had
bin in moar jales than all the rest
and knode how they shood be ron,
and how a primer orter be treeted.
vel, foster has not bin put in a jale
Wit, tho he mite bin if he had alters
got justis, but he has kept the abvu'
jale the best of emmy man which has
ornimented that edderfis sints has
knone it and if he will look for law
breakers with his too eye and be shore
to see them when they brakes the law
we will have betar kountie in alb,
vul kountie than we has ever had.
fostar orter be told and dote smith
will tell him that the peepul of this
here kountie lected him to force the
law and not let peepul brake the law
and git off with it and if he do not
cum up ter ther SPECIFICATIONS
there will be a fore yeer linimit ito
his jurisdickshun. i
Walter Kellar will also maik
good ofiser. he has bort ernuff goods
to know how to bi cheap and hopes
ernuff to know how not to bi evry
thing which Gums along. times air a
gittin tite eaven in ther fish bizness
and it is time now to wurk what we
got and quit bying fur awhile. If
they gifts mulch titer i may halter. go
to the poar hous miself and i am in
trusted in him gittin a good man in
that air intertushun what will feed
we'll and kill the bed bugs which the
charity man say have been usin roun
the poar hous. he say that the whoal
thing needin Tennervashun and wal
ter wod doc we'll ter rennervate. mr..
haddin has dun we'll so fur as he Good
so the man say but we must maik a
god hoam fur the poar man whitch
is so luckie as to git in a god poar
lous when he have no other plais to
go. with plenty to eet and good bed
to sleep in we mite be abel to git
moar travellers to stop with US out
there.
when we want the rodes wurked
and bridges fxt, the kort has sent
sum good stout hands to the rode
forse last cort and walter must git
them on the rodes and git things in
apple py fix. he will do it bleeve and
be on the job evry day in the yeer
and that air where we have lected him
to bee. the voaters will call on me
when they wishes to fine out if evry-