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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21

years ago. was 100000 never affiliated with the re-
publican rarty. and another 100000 composed 4
former republicans who had cult the party for good
They couldn't follow even Mr. Roosevelt IN his
backward retreat, induced, undoubtedly by strange
promises from the "old guard" which he should
have had more sense than 20 fall for Bull moosers
realize how well the "old guard" kept the fai;h that
Roosevelt imposed in them. when they made their
recent nominations in Chicago.
Talk about 1912 being republican year because
the combine republican and bull moose vote exceed
I'd Wilson's is bosh. A. least half that bull moose
vote was as anti-repubican the Wilson vote wa
and has never since and never Will be republican
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21
THE REMARKABLY PHYSICAL
EXAMINATION.
By DIR I. DOPE.
The Nnfad Notnrirn- -.


/ I was busily engaged in h!linE out
| prescriptions for Waterhn & Frazier
when nose. redder than any I had
saw all day long. pushed its way
into my spacious Office.
| Thinking 7 had not saw right. 7
brushed a damp hand over my eyes
! and looked again. The nose was still
| there, and there was no change ex-
/ cept that II seemed Derchance a
| trifie redder. II reminded me OF the
| patented lighter on one OF GUY
Johnson's gas stoves.
have seen red noses and red
/ noses, but never no red noses such
as this one AS IL moved toward the
chair in front OF my desk, I debated
| at length on whether 7 better issue
a prescription 70 my latest customer.
/ he seemed 20 have had enough. bu-
remembered that business is bust
ness, so turned 10 my pile Of blanks
Wen. what's the matter with
I you ~ 1 asked in my best WaterfU
& Frazier voice. Are Won sick
| enough for one or two pints?"
The Pint I wish 20 make in com
! ing here he said brisklv. els 70
nave you make a physical examina-
tion or me as I am running for
/ grand collector OF garbage and other
knicknacks. 1 want you TO examine
me just like they've been examining
Cox and Harding for the newspa .
| pers- II / show up only about , Is
percent in the examination. the dem
| ocratic papers will want the results.
| and II I'm near 100 proof. the re
| publican papers will want il. You
see I'm running this year on the re-
publican ticket"
Il see" SEE 7. Just step into the
next room while 7 get my instru-
ments ready"
As he complied with my request.
! 1 turned the pile az blanks over 70
my assistant, an expert penman. and
| followed the candidate into the ad-
I joining room.
What is your nance" asked the
! candidate
Ny friends know me as Adam
| Fake he replied.
Have YOU ever had any aliases ?"
I next asst him
At one time I was exposed" he
said, but I was vaccinated and es-
! caIed the horrible maIady."
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21
The Tower of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

Are YOU living az home7 was my
next question
Yes, but I haint here much Ny
wife is q public debater and a pro
hibitionist."
Were YOU born in this country e'
NO stree he said. Gin KalamI-
zoo. Mich
Have YOU ever been sick II your
l.fe2"
Yes. three times Once on a Gin
CO another time or the ST Joe boat
10 Chicago, and the other on a pair
OF kings
What is your maiden name? If
so. Why"
Don't get fresh. he replied with
some heat
After asting him these Important
questions I looked az him long and
carefully. He handed me a cigar
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21

Afar in the depths Of the ocean
Where the star-dust lies Shiny and
gray.
Wander frivolous mites. seeking fu-
AS they frolio their life-times
But when they are called 10 their
fathers
And die on the oozo-covered
stones.
Fair islands arise toward the tropi-
cal skies
on the heaps Of their coraline
bones.
And though we may frown on their
dissolute ways
a. they frivol. Ear under the
waves,
The tempest tossed mariners crate
fully gaze
Toward the palms that uprear on
their graves.
At night in the gloom OF the pantry
The rodent with pattering feet,
Comes 20 dine at his ease on pota-
toes and cheese,
That were destined for others 20
eat.
But ping there's snap and a
crunching.
The soul OF the rat takes its fight
And his carcass viii stake little Pat
rick or Jake
To q movie-show ticket that night
And though many hard things may
be truthfully said
Of this scouudrelly four legged
weevil
One must own that :he good that ne
does when he's dead
VIII atone for a life time OF evil.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21
AN EXTRAORDINARY SPECIAL
FEATURE FOR OUR READERS.

(Editors Note. The Tower
OF Babel management today is
IN position 10 offer a feature OF
unusual and unique interest 20
Its million readers. namely the
report Of a physical examina-
ton OF Adam Fake. candidate
for garbage collector on re re-
publican ticket. the e-Hamina-
ton being conducted by the
noted veterinary. Dr.. Z Dope. II
viii be observed, If you watch
closely, that the noted doc has
nothing concealed In his sleeves
70 myStify or fool you. Il will
oe further noted IL YOU continue
20 observe closely that d SINH
lar condition exists with refer
ence % the space underneath
the Doctors hatD
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21
IMMODEST DANCING.

Ordinances are being enacted widely to check the
immodest dancing which seems permeated
almost every community no matter how small
how decent one such ordinance, recently enacted,
provides:
That proper distance must be maintained
between partners.
That no part dancers heads may
touch.
That girls may place their around
their partners necks
That may dance in suggestive
manner"
While these restrictions are aimed at public dane
ing places hoped that they will be observed al
private parties as we'll
Just how the ridiculous cheek-to-cheek Jazz got
its hold on sane and decent America is hard 10
derstand. That it is being recognized generally for
The disgusting display which it is and being grad
uauy retired from the public favor is a good thing.
and speaks well for the fundamental soundness Of
American ideals.
Restaurant prices are coming down. Pretty
a person may be able 70 get a good dinner in pub
lie eating house for what a weeks board used to
cost
People who are in earnest about lowering the
cost Of living might wear their straw hats little
longer, until the price Of fall hats comes down.
II the BOYS don't get the money it will not be
because THAR drive has been sufficiently adver-
tsed
The employee who produces the goods does not
have TO laugh at the Jokes of the boss TO hold his
job
It's a hard world. mates--it requires the price Of
about four whisky buy a suit Of clothes.
-o-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21

Tennessee legislators have dis
covered that II is a lot easier 70 give
something 70 women than il is TO
take il away from them after they
have got IL.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21
WHATS In A NAME

facts about your name: its
history: its meaning; whence IL
was derived; its significance;
your lucky day and lucky jewel
Ply MILDRED MARSHALL.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21
More Truth
Than Poetry
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE
TILE GOOD Is NOT INFERRED
WITH THEIR BONES.

Imperial Caesar. dead and turn
ed 10 clay
Might stop a hole TO keep the wind
away"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21
Sl,al,esr,caro Wns Rirbf

Twenty million children are now
going 20 school again. Is or 20 OF
them willingly.
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21

One thing nobody wants 20 see
come down is the high cost of fight
ing
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21
RATS FOR ADMISSION

Akron, o., Sept. L.
The films are putting the rats out
OF business here. Werner Hicks.
proprietor OF one Of the largest pic
ture houses. enlisted in the cam
paign 70 exterminate rats by offer
ing 70 accept rat as an admission
fee.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21

Its a hard world. mates--it requires the price o.
about four quarts Of whisky TO buy suit Of clothes
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21

AL the youngsters in town and a
few grown-ups have been paying
their way in with rats.
Boston Globe.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21

Probably Mexico was better OF trying get its
hands on villa than with villa on its hands
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21

The employee who produces the goods does not
have 10 laugh the Jokes of the boss 70 hold his
job
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21

WHAT'S N A NAME?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21

II the BOYS don't get the money it viii not be
tised
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21

Restaurant prices are coming down. Pretty soon
a person may be able 20 get good dinner in pub
lie eating house FOR what a weeks board used to
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21

RATES Ask the advertising department
Repre- entatIves CONE & WOODXAN, Inc.
York city. and Il w Adams St. Ehicago
udeavors 70 keep its Advertising column s
~ misrepresentation. Any person defraude1
OF any advertisement in this paper vii con
mana cement by reporting the facts com
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-21

People who in earnest about lowering the
cost OF living might their straw hats little
longer until the price Of fall hats comes down.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-11
HENRY COUNTY. :. ).
aqIedT
FARMS FOR SALE
Woods & Douglas, Real Estate
Box Is Smith6eEd, KY

We have a nice list of farms
for sale, among them the follow
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-11
MAY CONSOLIDATE OFFICES
OF JAILER AND SHERIFF

a Frankfort correspondent says that
there is considerably interest in the
bill of Senator Startling l.. Marshall
of Henderson providing for the con-
solidation of the offices of Sheriff and
Jailer in all counties, except those
containing cities of the first and Sc
eond class which would exclude JEFF
ferson, ;Kenteas Caii1pB ell, ! Fagette and
McCratken, IL .tfsla tt1easura is modelled
after the Indiana law, the Sheriff in
that state also being the Jailer. While
5eheEe wep be. no material money
saving to the State, t4Fie office Of Jail
Hap affsest> dRtsreiiF&on a. fee basis,
it's enactment would have the effect }of
eliminating one elective Office in 115
counties and shorten the ballet to that
extent. ~ u
That there will intense opposition
to the measure goes without saying,
IS the Jailers of Kentucky have a
State organization and a legislative
committee to look after their interests
in the General Assembly. The Jailers
WELD considerable influence at Frank
fort and the innovation also will not
appeal to the many who have aspira-
ton to the office and expect to be-
come candidates for Jailer next year
or at some time.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-11
To AVOID THE .'FLUv
First Of All, Maks Sure Your
Blood Is Red And Rich
In Fighting Trim
Safety In Vigorous Blood
If You're Listless And Depresent
DON'T Delay a M;huteA4Get
=: .....l.. A Good Tonic .,u4...a.

/ IF you get the influenza, see, a
doctor, at ,0pe; eT-7lbut why get it
Isn't il, worth whilsl instead tql
take every J.. Precaption ., now,
against getting it? r,t 5.hcpf :
Probably thet best and first.
thing to do is to make. sure YOU
are in good physical condition.
+ During an lepidemie, almost
wherever you go you are! exposed
to influenza. AS long as you'hrc,
really well, the red corpuse1es oi
your blood fight, off and fdefeat
disease germs. But whene tvo,r
are. tired and run down, -qiWher
you feel; all right except. that vou
haven't much energy or enthu-
siasm, your blood is tired Out too,
and you are an easy victim.
Pepto-Mangan has become ia
nous as builder of rich vigor-
Gus blood. 1t helps you up
when you are run down. 1t
helps you avoid illness. Or, it
HELPS you recover, if you realized
your poor physical condition too
late.
Physicians have been recon-
Imending Pepto- Mangan for
years, in cases Of anenia blood
llessness) 1t is reliable, effec-
tive, and has "a record Of over 20
years success: Take no chances
with a rundown condition. Get
|Pepto-Mangan today. 1T is good
health insurance. <tese
Pepto- Mangan is sold in liquid
and tablet form. There is no
difference in medical value. Take
either kind you prefer. But be
sure you get the genuine Pepto-
Mangan-"Gude's." The full
name should be on the package.
ADV.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-11
~ = |FT-T"7"E ~ q 4
Els To Haiitls,z5tisahIed Soidiers !

Uncle Sam, learn. FROM a 7. S.
government ba..-Zs-za, has aeeaptted4s:ba
Elks as partners n the vocational
training or re-education of wounded
and disabled soldiers, sailors and
marines thrown out Of their usual
employment by the war. The work
will start at once. The partnership
was made possible through a clause
in the vocational training law which
permits the government 10 accept aid
from private agencies. Signing of the
arnistice left the Elks war relief
commission with large balance on
hand which will be devoted to the
work. A moving pictures 'fThe Way
Back, tobe shown by 1900 lodges all
over the country, viii illustrates ting
SKIS plan. -.------ ,.-......,--@.--,....-.--
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-11
OF course, mob violence is to be

OF course, mob violence is to be
,dep1ored; nobody denies that.
The law must be upheld at all,
Hazards. But there Gems to have
Ibeen woeful misunderstand
ing of public sentiment on the
part of.the Circuit Judge of Lex1
ington, when he permitted the ne
gro murderer to be brought back
Lexington for trial A change of
venue to Frankfort would I'M
doubtedly have saved half a doz-
en- lives. Changes of venue have
been granted in trials on much
less excuse than was apparent in
this case. Every precedent SEEM
ed to warrant such action in this
case. Outraged public sentiment
has never held itself in leash when
such crimes have been committed
in a community and there-Was no
earthly reason FOR eXpectingSthae
it would in this horrible, affair.
If Judge Kerr was determined to
See the law upheld Re certainly
had the pleasure" ennf5eeiiig1 il,
1t was upheld ~ tf'e cost Of the
diTes of'fiHei III mi t3ae ~ orrad1.
ing: OF allnost.i.a.- otbergi raj,
of whic.' Nould haV~ IN preVGni-Gs
ed, had he sufficiently understopI
the temperament of his colnmun
ity; and left the negre-at,.IEa aka
fort
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-11
Captain Mullioan, of Lexingto.

Captain Mulligan, of Lexington
and his bioodhounds were taken
to Mercer county to assist in To-
eating the persons who burglar
lied the store Of George Merri-
man, Burgin, taking about $500
worth of furs and also several
Barrels of corn. The dogs failed
to follow the scent. 81
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-11
: .Paradiss Rsosinedu. Oh cabbsoe.

1t is tsafda that john Milton often
used tochave. nothing but few olives
for dinner, and7we do not wonder so
much since learning this that he. SO
seldom wrote, anything cheerful. We
do not think we could write anything
cheerful ourselves after dining on
a few Olives, though We have done it
not iinfredGently on boiled cabbage and
prune iwhip.-Olaib State Journal, =;
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-11
' flONV?
DOES HE DO 1T
Yes, these are the expressions o.
what folks say about
Virgins Cut Rate Grocery

When you can buy groceries at
prices listed below, you will say the
same thing $ &
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-11

Miss Vartenousch Karagheusian,
the first Armenian girl held as an
Arab slave to arrive in America aftel
being rescued by the Near East relief.
Miss Karagheusian bears on her right
hand the tattooed mark of slavery. Her
adventures are thrilling, but similar TO
those of thousands of other young
Armenian girls who suffered exile and
torture at Turkish hands. With
her family she was driven miles into
Turk territory. OF her family she
alone survived the hardships of the
march. After months she succeeded
in having herself assigned to Turk
{F4 Ih9spital at Yartanepsch. Whep
jthh Brlhsh q}3bturad er;usalem she es,
capped to their lines and was sent to
rhk lflh4IfSaHtfelief station in. Beirut
Theihfslieflhh a soldier who knew
her brother in America Brother and
sister 'corresponded and the first one
to meet her on arrival in New York
was John 'Karaghe1sian,I her Brother
D rug merchant Ct Minneapolis. Iile.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-11
Mot Easy TO Practice rhrift.

Not Easy to Practice Thrift.
y Thrift begins with ltrifles and leads
toward contentment. The difficulty is
to begin saving just IA little when you
have plenty, 1t is SO much easier to
spend the whole surplus from week to
week and from month to month while
things are coming easy.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-11
Pay Cash
Save The Difference

Pure Cane Sugar. per lb.---------------.l.--20e,
Real Brown Sugar, per Ib.------!-------. zoe.
White Navy Beams, Ibs.-------------.----::,.Ic
Red COi0red Beans, per lib Zoe
Sugar Corn, per
Californian TOm;ltoes, cans--------,.---45c,
Mothers Oats. pkg
New Mince Meat. . pkg.-------...----4----22:5 c'
Potts Gold Dust Flour, "a Ib.-.---44,S1.S SO
.Eidean Patent Flour, "a lb.-----.----l 1,75
ArgO Sliced Syrup Peaches
Argo Sliced Pineapple, per can----------43c
; lib. Brer Rabbit Syrup,
per
Cieaneasy Soap, bars
:: boxes Matches Capitol ------------------20c
no. 30 can Pure Lard S14.0O
Fresh JOwI Meat, per lb.--------------17 1-2c
Coffee
Ajax Whole Grain, per lb.----------------:s.5c
Old Maid Whole Grain, per Ib.--------45c
Milk Pail Coffee, per paiI----------------S1.90
Silver Tea, Steel Cut, per Ib..----------.;I'Ic
Old Cincy, Steel Cut per Ib.--------------5Oc
Real Good Steel Cut, Per Ib.--------------40c
Fruits
sweet Florida Oranges. per doz.------::s:,e
California Lemons, per dOz.---ii----.--.----4Gc
Large Grape Fruit :: fOr--------+-----.,t t,23s3
Fancy Apples! per n$l.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-11
Distinction Worth Noting.

Receive your thoughts as guests,
but treat your desires as children.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-09-02

ing, victory than any other president
had had since Monroe. He had the man.
date and the opportunity to be presi-
dent of the whole Union. With all
his good qualities of head and heart,
he was not broad enough to be more
than the servant of section, 'of
those who placed me here" as he ex-
pressed it.
The new presidents appointment Of
Jefferson Davis to be secretary of war
identified his administration at the out
set with the aggressive faction in the
south. Under its counsels Pierce not
only surrendered to the ambitions of
the slave power for expansion over
the north and west, but also for it's
expansion into foreign lands.
Slavery was in its last throes ev-
erywhere. Great Britain had abolished
1t in her West Indian islands, Mexico
had abolished it next door to our own
slave states. Even Spain was tend
ing toward the freeing Of the slaves in
Cuba when the American ministers to
Great Britain, France and Spain met
in Belgium and issued the "Ostend
manifesto" That shameful document
proclaimed the threat that If the Span
ish government should refuse to sell
, us Cuba we would take the island by
force.
At the same time congress at home
was repeating the Missouri compro-
mise and wiping out the dead line
against slavery, which had been drawn
a quarter of a century before. This
threw open Kansas to wild scramble
between settlers who wished the new
territory to be free and those who
wished it to be slave. :
Then and there the Civil war began.
Border ruffians," as the north called
the settlers, who rushed in from Mis-
souri, and other slave states, and set
tiers no less rough in their fighting
who poured in from the free states,
quickly turned that primeval into
BLEEDING Kansas" Rival territorial
governments were set up by the two
factions, and Pierce threw the weight
Of the federal power on the side of
those who were desperately striving to
create another slave state.
The whole country was drawn into
the struggle, and the Republican party
sprang iHto life. At the election in the
middle Of his term. Pierce saw the
DemcH-..lc representation IN the house
cut down one.haif and the opposition
sweep ID VIII 4 ZIG majority.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-09-02

TIME iron-throated cannon of the
Washington navy yard, breaking
the stiffness of a March dawn in 1854
with its 100 exultant roars over the
repeal Of the Missouri compromise,
awakened Lincoln to the great mis-
sion fer which his whole life had been
an unconscious preparation. After q
single term in congress, where his crit
icism Of the Mexican war In the midst
of that conflict had left him unavail-
able for a second term, and after
proyidentiaIly failing to obtain the snug
berth of commissioner of the general
land Office, he had retired to his dingy
law Office in Springfield.
The wiping out of the dead line
against the spread of slavery aroused
him from his indifference to political
questions and drew him from his re-
tiremcnt. II know there is God and
that he hates injustice and slavery"
he said simply to a friend. II see the
storm coming. 1 know his hand is in
it. If he has place and work for
me-and think he has, believe am
ready"
The cannon that called Lincoln to
his duty also was the signal gun that
heralded the birth Of the Republican
party. Joining the new party, he be-
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-09-02

FRANKLIN PIERCE was the Sec
Il ond dark horse and the third
New Englander to enter the White
house. He was chosen not as rep
resentative of New England, but rath-
err as an agent of the south, and New
Hampshire debated half century be-
fore it grudgingly set up in the yard
Of the capital ct Concord statue of
her only president.
A member of the legislature at
twenty-nine, while his father was gov
ernor, and twice member of congress,
he was a senator Of the United States
at thirty-three. Resigning when his
term had yet year to run, he after
ward refused a second election to the
senate and refused the governorship
The Mexican war tempted Pierce
from his retirement and. as brigadier
general, he served with Scott in the
advance On the city of Mexico. Re-
turning to his family and first-class
law practice at Concord, General
Pierce, ut forty-three, had no thought
that any further public distinction
awaited him.
Pierce was elected in a more sweep