The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-07-28

useful purpose if he goes back to
 work. Plasterers are needed in the building trades.
 That Boston man who was paying 50 per cent profit in forty-five days is a new order of financial genius. His happy clients actually got a look-in for their money.
 Five hundred thousand gallons of oil were seized by the navy at San Fran cisco because the price was too high.
 If the ultimate consumer only enjoyed
 that privilege!
 Out of respect to "Pussyfoot" John- son, who will be the guest of Birming- ham today, bootleggers are requested
 not to peddle their goods in the open
 market
 MT. Hoover is mentioned for place
 in Harding's cabinet. If Harding is not elected, Herbert will continue to func-
 ton as a private citizen. * E <
 Any man who is called Jimmy" by
 a considerable number of people stands
 of the United States * * * The allies may eventually recognize
 the soviet government of Russia, with out stating in so many words that they
 admire and would fain emulate it # # < careful scrutiny of photographs will show that there isn't enough ma terial in the Hohenzollern family to
 make one respectable chin. Y: * # Senator Harding may eventually be
 compelled to substitute back porch"
 for his front porch. using the rear end
 of train. AAHerlCdHS VIII De Hitting rom NeW
 York to London long before they start to Hitting with any frequency between
 New York and Nome. # # # The London Express is bored by the cup races. Sir Thomas Liptons failure to consult the Express before coming over was inexcusable. # # ?. According to a Chicago newspaper | 'jiminelly" is Jack Johnsons favorite exclamation mild and innocuous oath, but more forceful than tut, tut" < x < If President Wilson decides to go on the stump the nation will be treated
 to some exceptionally high-grade cam paign oratory. The Demon Rum is said to be playing
 havoc with the people of India and Egypt. Yet the camel is a familiar figure in both countries. sT + Y Several thousand negroes assembled in Chicago to welcome Jack Johnson.
 He was detained at Joliet. # x a. Villa is reported to have captured an-
 other American citizen. He may have
 been yearning for somebody to talk to, # !; # If the Turks fight to the bitter end
 they will find it extremely bitter HARDING'S NEWSPAPER CREED Instructions given to every reporter and writer on the Marion, O.. Star) Remember, there are two sides to every question. Get them hoth
 Be truthful Get the facts. Mistakes are inevitable, bat strive for accuracy. I would rather have one
 story exactly right than hundred half | wrong.
 Be decent be fair. be generous. Boost--dont knock. There's good in everybody. Bring
 out the good in everybody and never
 needlessly hurt the feelings of any body.
 l Tn reporting political gathering, 1 give the facts, tell the story as it is, | not as you would like to have it. Treat all parties alike. 1 If there's any politics to be played 1 we will play it in our eli .orial col
 umns.
 l Treat all religious matter reverently. 1 If it can possibly be avoided, never bring ignominy to an innocent man or
 child in telling of the misJecds or mis- fortunes of a relative. Don't wait to be asked. but do it 1 without asking, and, above all. be ciear, i and never let a dirty word or sugges- tive story get into type. I want this paper so conducted that 1 it can go into any home without de- stroying the innocence of any child. WARREN G. HARDING | FASHION NOTE From the Chicago News. | A publication exercising authority in