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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

Observe yon seedy. aged wight
Who drives the village butchers
flivver,
And carts around. from morn till
night
Beef. mutton. ham. lamb, lard
and liver.
III dressed he is, and worn and old,
OF feeble purse and constitution,
Yet in his person you behold
That costly thing called Distribu-
ton.
Remark the pale-faced grocery lad
Who brings your margarine and
; flour,
His ciotnes are old, his shoes are
bad,
His nat a wreck. his visage sour.
His Overcoat, 10 keep alOof
The bitter wind but scarce suf-
fices,
Yet he deserves your stern reproof
For he's the lad that's boosted
prices.
Consider too the bakers boy.
A tattered, care-worn hungry
slOven
Who patiently cannot enjoy
The fruit Of his employers oven.
He's gaunt of paunch, and lank Of
limb,
Devoid of light or life his glance
is;
And yet the bakers put on him
The blame wheneve- bread ad-
VanceS.
They are the scoundrels, one and
all,
They're blamed and badgered and
berated,
The cost of the food would swiftly
fall
Ii they could be eliminated.
And yet this puzzles me a lot.
II they are sending prices high
or
They'd ali te rieh-which 'hey are
not,
Oh else somebody is a liar.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07
EUDORA.

Eudora was transplanted direct
from ancient Greece where the
word for happy gift" became a
feminine proper name and was Civ
en- much vogue among Greek dam
sells. Its quaint sound. IS well as
its pleasing significance, brought it
10 French romance as Eudore.
But the first Eudora and the one
whom our adoption of the name
commentaries, was one OF the
Nereids of Greek mythology Like
Amphitrite, Thetis, and Galatea. she
was the best-known Of tire sea
nymphs. According TO mythology,
the Nereids. fifty or a hundred in
number. were the daughters of
Nereus and Doris. and were atten-
dants upon Poseidon, god of the
sea. They were represented as hav-
ing entire human form and riding
upon sea horses or other sea mon
sters
Another form of the name-Eu-
doria-was much used by Greek
expresses, and imperial brides who
bore a name unsuited TO the Greek
ear, assumed il voluntarily. Though
the saints of the Greek church, the
name reached Russia as Jevdoksija.
Lapis lazuli is the ctone assigned
to Eudora. II will prove a talisman
against depression and is said to
protect against fevers. Monday is
her lucky day and her lucky num-
Der.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07
:. THE FIRST JUNE
BRIDE!
AT LAST.

Mrs Reimold. the mother Of
fred g. OF local hardware fame.
comes forward as the first June
pride ih The News-Times contest.
Mrs. Reimold contends she beat the
the other June brides by exactly az
years
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

For a long time Americans have
been telling Europe to stop whining
and get back 70 work. Well, recent
reports show that Europe has done
IL. We needn't be surprised now il
we find Europe suggesting that we
take our own advice.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

An oregon fruit grower has per-
fected a Seedless apple In form il
resembles a banana. Though elong-
ated il is Plump, and its fruit is
more tasty than the ordinary apple.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07
PA PERKINS
SE,Z

sid entail
candidates vii!
fool around a
spend so much
money they'll &c:
Sen. \eWberry
jealous Bryan
must have a busy
time inteIviewin'
the prohibition &
lists and gettin
his copy into his
newspaper early.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

do represent greater wealth IL their exchange
value is greater than in pre-war days. Neither
nation become wealthy by destroying the
be replaced.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07
WHAT'S IN A NAME

Fhcts about your name; IT.
history: its meaning; whence I,
was derived; It's significance;
your lucky day and lucky Jewel
BY MILDRED MARSHALL.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07
THE EVIDENCE.

The vets claim that the Demon
has been foully murdered. and most
OF them can produce the corpus de-
licti TO prove IL.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

Honesty is the best policy al
ways" we were repeating 60 ourself
on -. Michigan ST. the other day as
we absent-mindedly crossed the
street. Look out OF the way, you
chipanzee in a Sherman suit" yelled
some one suddenly, and we threw
ourselves against a lsmpPost 10
avoid being run over by a prOmi-
nent local yeggman. in a high pow
cred machine.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

Prince Henry is a keen athlete,
probably the most athletic OF King
Georges sons. and is particularly
interested in running and rowing.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

Novel snow plows of recent in
ventiOn for automobiles are carried
on sled runners in front of the for
ward wheels.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07
COAL FOR 1000 YEARS.

Estimates OF how long il will be before exhaust
our natural resources such a coal iron ore and
oil, continue. they have for many years. TO fur
nsh employment for speculative scientists and
others The latest word coal, from c. NJ. Darling
He told the Railroad Fuel association that we have
enough vulnerable coal in sight to last for the
next 900 years. at the persent rate OF consump.
ton
Even if Mr. Darling is a couple of thousand years
any prospect of coal famine that this genera
tion the need feat will be limteA 10 such
We have experienced. due to faiIuco TO produce or
Il transport reassuring feature ia that there has
been indication OF verifying the past
no attempted by forecast to exha"st Of he
mineral resources within a few sco-e years
-
While Hi" Johnson he will not bolt the Chi
cago convention this does not mean that ne will
not do his utmost to make the convention swallow
him
June brings the distinction between the
dergraduate and the senior ones thoughts stray to
his vacation: the others to his vocation
Despite the fabulous that going into the
presidential campaign, it probably will be former
poor boy who goes into the white house.
Republicans Of congress have got the deadlocking
habit from opposing Wilson such extent that
they are now deadocked themselves over free seeds
Funny how many volumes donated to Libraries
right after the housed Aning season.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07
WHERE, OH WHERE, CAN HE
REP

The last we heard OF Sec'y Tu-
multy he was busily paging William
r McComb Sand getting no ans
wers.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

one Of the girls in the office
thought Gene Geary was probably a
candidate for vice president Gene
seems TO have been up on every
thing but the presidency end Of the
thing.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

Charles Bennett sax is abroad n
a new straw hat The hat Is OF the
sailor variety, neat in appearance,
and one OF the later models.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

Adam Weisberg, the new proprie-
tor OF the oliver. and Ye Editor
should eventually become great
cronies. AS we understand We have
a common sorrow, that Of listening
10 the merits OF Niles. Mich. across
the feed table from friend wife.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07
The Tower of Babel
By BILL ARMSTRONG

wheel this morning, as ne few past
Us with a deafening roar.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07
More Truth
Than Poetry
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE
THE DISTRIBUTORS

Fifty percent OF the cost of sugar
is distribution.-Daily Newspaper.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

Sam Bunker of the National Gro
Gerry Co, has put in bid for an en-
tire section OF front row seats at
next years News Times Gifts For
June brides" show, providing Nell
son Jones is again the chairman.
There are only two things that would
prevent us from selecting a chair
man other than Neis for anv show
Providence and Sheriff Lew Duck!
IF a Johnson motor wheel ran as
fast as IL sounds as If il was run
ming, the police would do well to
arrest the fellow when he buys one. "
remarked Frank Slower, the finan-
cial secretary OF Johnson motor
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

Il can remember that fellow when
he came into town from Hillsdale,
Mich, on roller skates" said Jake
Heckaman today, as ne watched
John Zuver getting his Ford under
way in front OF The News-Times
office.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

Republicans Of congress have got the deadlockint
habit from opposing Wilson TO such extent tina
they are now deadocked themselves over free seeds
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

But what's a man going 10 do If
he Is a rank and radical prohibition
list, and his party appears 10 have
lost out. and ne IL distrustful Of the
other two great parties?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07
THEN WE CAN BEGIN TO BUY

Nothing remains now but 10 con-
vince the retailers that prices have
fallen.
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

Funny how many volumes are donated to Libraries
right after the housed aning season.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

Row is the time for all good men
TO come 10 the aid OF their party.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

We don't see why some time a
political convention doesn't nomin-
ate some OF the newspaper CORES
pondents for office, they are all so
very expert at everything TO hear
their newspapers talk about them
before the convention.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

Despite the fabulous that going into the
presidential campaign, it probably will be a former
poor boy who goes into the white house.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

June brings the distinction between the un
dergraduate and the senior Ones thoughts stray tC
his vacation: the others his vocation.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-07

While Hi" Johnson says ne will bolt the Chi
cago convention this does that ne will
not do his utmost to make the convention swallow
him.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26
PUT CREAM IN NOSE
 AND STOP CAThRRH
Tells How to Open cogeed Nostrils
 and End Head-Colds.

You feel fine in few moments. Your cold in head or catarrh will be gone, Your eIosged nostrils will open. The air passages of your head will clear and you can breathe freely. No more dullneSs, headache; no hawking, snullling mucous discharges or dry ness; no struggling for breath at night.
 Tell your druggist you want q small bottle of Ely'S Cream Balm. Apply q little of this fragrant, antiseptic cream in your nostrils. let if penetrate through every air passage of the head i; soothe and heal the swollen, inflamed mucous membrane. and relief comes instantly.
 It is iuSJ what every cold and ca tarrh sufferer needs. Don't stay s,ulred-up and miserable.-Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26
Thousands Have Kidney Trouble and Never
 Suspect It
Applicants for Insurance Often
 Rejected.

Judging from reports from druggists gho are constantly in direct touch with the public, there is one preparation that has been very successful in overcoming these conditions. The mild and healing influence of Dr. hilmer's Swamp. Root is soon realized. It stands the highest for i.s remarkable record of success.
 An examining physician for one of the prominent Life Insurance Companies, in an interview on the subject, made the as tonishing statement that one reason why so many applicants for insurance are re- jected is because kidney trouble is so common to the American people, and the large majority of those whose apphca- tions are declined do not even suspect that they have the disease. It is on sale nt all drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
 However, if you wish first to test this great preparation send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer < Co.,. Binghamton. N. r., for a sample bottle. When writing be sure and mention this paper.-Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26
Mr. Carneaie's Advice.

In considerable fear said a bank er. Il once consulted Mr. Carnegie about new venture. The business looked as if it ought to be profitable. There seemed to he q public need of il, still there was some risk involved, anl l was afraid.
 But Mr. Carnegie laughed at my fears.
 If il is a good thing plunge in, he ,aid Pear is oll womanish Fear is what keeps untold millions from mak- Ing fortunes. When Benjamin Frank lin thought of startins newspaper in Philadelphia his mother, greatly alarmed tried to dissuade him. She poinel eut that there were already flto newspapers in America.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26

Every druggist in town has noticed a great falling off in the sale of Cal omel. They all give the same reason. Dodson's Liver Tone is taking it's place.
 "Calomel is dangerous and people know it." Dodson's Liver Tone IS per sonally guaranteed by every druggist who sells it. A large bottle doesn't cost very much but if it fails to give relief in every case of liver sluggish ness and constipation, just ask for your money back.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26
SHE THOUGHT DYElNG
 WAS OLD FASHIONED
But "Diamond Dyes" Made Her Faded, Shabby, Old Garments
 Like New.

Don't worry about perfect results. Use "Diamond Dyes" guaranteed to give new. rich. fadeleSs color to any fabric. whether it be wool. silk. linen, cotton ar mixed goods - dresses, hlouses. stockings. skirts. children's coats. feathers-everything,
 Direction Rock in package tells how to diamond dye over any color. To match any material. have dealer show you "Diamond Dye" Color Card,-Adv.
 Happiness k something fellow has t0 ealq. for himself; no one elIe can hand il tO him.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26
GET READY
 FOR FL.(j''
Keep Your Liver Active, Your System Purified and Free From Colds by Taking Calotabs, the Nausealess Calomel Tablets, that are De-
 hghtful, Safe and
 Sure.

Physicians and Druggists are advis. ing their friends to keep their systems purified and their organs in perfect working order as protection agai25t the return of influenza. They know that a clogged up system and 2 lazy liver favor colds, influenza and serious complications
 To cut short 8 cold overnight and 10 prevent serious complications take enc Calotab at bedtime with swallow of water-that' 8 all. No salts, no nausea, no gripping, no siekening after effects. Next morning yoar cold has vanished your liver is active, your system is puri fled and refreshed and yoa are feelias fine with hearty appetite for break fast. Eat what you please--no daageE.
 Calotabs are sold only ill original scaled packages, price thirty-tivc cents. Every druggist is authorized to refund your money if you are not perfectly 'alightcd with Calotab5.-(Ady.)
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26
Tardy Bowels, Inert Liver

They just won't let you put "pep" into your work or play Sick head ache comes from retaining waste mat ter and impurities in the body.
 Feel right for anythng-rlake the liver lively, the bowels function regu- larly. with Dr. Kings New Life Pills. Smoothly yet positively they produce results that cleanse the system and make the liver and bowels respond to the demands of a strong, healthy body. Still 25c.-at all druggists. Try them tonight.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26
GREENS AUGUST FLOWER.

Constipation invites other troubles which come speedily unless quickly checked and overcome by Greens August Flower which is gentle laxa- tive, regulates digestion both in stomach and intestines, cleans and sweetens the stomach and alimentary canal, stimulates the liver to secrete the bile and impurities from the blood. It is sovereign remedy used in many thousands of households all over the civilized world for more than half a century by those who have suffered with indigestion, nervous dyspepsia. sluggish liver. coming up of food, pal pitation, constipation and other in- testinal troubles. Sold by druggists and dealers everywhere. Try a bottle, take no subStitute.-Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26
THE BLUES
 Caused by Acid d-Stonlach

Millions of people who worry. are despon. blue and are often melancholy, believe that over which they have little or no control: Nearly always, however. they can be traced 10 an internal source-acid- stomach. Nor is it 10 be wondered at Acid stomach begin ming with such well defined symptoms as in- digestion, beching, heartburn bloat, etc. will If not checked. in time affect to some degree or other all the vital organs. The nervous system becomes deraneed. Digestion suffers. The blood Is impoverished. Health and strength are undermined. The victim or acid stomach. although he may not know the cause of his ailments, feels his hope. courage, ambition and energy slipping. And truly life is dark-not worth much to tho man woman who has acid stomach!
 Get rid of IL! Don't let acid stomach hold you back. wreck your health, make your days miserable. make you victim or Una blues" and gloomy thoughts! There is 2 marvellous modern remedy called EAFONlC that bIings. ohi sncs alsck rellef from your stomach misetles-sets ycu- stomach 70 TAe.ss -mokes r strong. cool sweet and comfoTt-' able. Heips you get back your strength, vigor. vitality, enthusiasm and good cheer So many thousand upon thousands Of sufferers have used EATONIC with such marvelousy helpful results that We are sure you Will feel the same way if you will just give IL trial Get a big 90 cent box of EATONlC- the good tasting tablets that you eat like bit of candy--from your druggist today. He will return your money fl results are not even more than you expect.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26
Minht Have Been Worse.

The man Hhe sometimes spoke his thoughts aloud had been more con ecmrd with the things of the world .han with Ain&~ spiritual one day bv chance his hand fell upon q hook containing the eaterld~m of certain Protestant church. and lc was soon earnestly engaged in reading the Ten Commandments. For saiae time he ponjered ever the "Thou shafts" and "rhou shalt nots," which had been for gotten almost since childhood. Then. laying down the book with sigh, hr muttered:
 Well. Eve never Killed anybody anyway. .n-!,X
 An hour lost in the morning has to be run after all day.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26
DON'T NEGLECT A
 RHEUMATIC PAIN
Go after it with Sloan's Liniment before it gets
 dangerous

Apply littlr, don't rub. let it peme- tsa4e, and-good-by twinge Same for external aches, pains, strains, stiffness of joints or muscles, lameness, bruises.
 Instant relic without mussiness or soiled clothing Reliable-the biggest selling lniment year after year Eco nomical by reason of enormous sales. Keep big bottle ready at all times. Ask your druggist for Sloan's Lini- ment. 35c, 70c. $l.40.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26
TOWN LONG WITHOUT BANK
Colorado Community, in Existence More Than a Century, Is Now
 to Have institution.

The little Spanish town of san Luis, the county seat of Costilla coun- ty, Colo, in the lower end of the val ley will welcome itS first bank when the State Bank of San Luis opens ifs doors for 6uSiHeSS. This little town k more -han one hundred wears old and was on" of the furlheSl outpostS if spanish settlement that followed the northWard push of the Spanish residents uf santa Fc and vicinity.
 For neaaa fifty yc8rs betore ,he first contingent of A'areieaHs. undrr command If Gen. Frank Baldwin now a resident of Iemer. arrived oyat la EeG pass mad established ihe military po~t of Fort Garlanl Sau Luis had, been q anuriSbing Uulo settlement surrounded lE hiaMy developed farms
 Tn tho laSt few year, thc progress and development of the town and community las been more rapid until now thc toVH +, considered to b,, large enough ta need d bank. The ma ioritN If the residents ef the vicinity are Spanish,spcakiug people of the old school, polished, cour,eouS. energetic and prosperous Seme of the wealth. fest men of lhe valley are to be found in the town and its close cnyironS.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26
NEGLEcTINC THAT
 GOLD OR COUGH? Why, when Dr. Kings New Discovery so promptly
 checks it
ITS natural you don't want to be

ITS natural you don't want to be careless and let that old cold or
 cough drag on or that new attack develop seriously. Not when you can get such a proved successful remedy as Dr. Kings New Discovery.
 Cold, cough, grippe, croup does not resist this standard reliever very long. It's quality is as high today as it al- ways has been-and it's been growing steadily in popularity for more than fifty years. 60c. and $1.20 a bottle at all druggists. Give it a trial.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26

Dodson's Liver Tone is a pleasant. tasting, purely vegetable remedy. harmless to both children and adults. Take a spoonful at night and wake up feeling fine; no biliousness, sick head ache, acid stomach or constipated bowels. 1t doesn't gripe or cause in- convenience all the next day like yio- lent Calomel. Take q dose of Cdio- mel today and tomorrow you will feel weak, sick and nauseated. Don't lose IA aay.-AdT.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26

Accept "California' Syrup Of FIgs only--look for the name California on the package, then you are sure your child is having the best and most harm less laxative or physic for the little stomach, liver and bowels. Children love its delicious fruity taste. Full directions for child's dose on each bot tie. Give 1t without fear.
 Mother! You must say California" Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26

Judicious diet and exercise will ire quently improve q mans opinion of his ncighborS.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26

Our idea of true optimiSt k the man who explains how much better brown sugar iS, after all, than white.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26
The Reason.

''Press agents rarely go into bank. ruotcy" No wonder. Their lie-abilI' ties are also their assets"
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26

Poland gets Gaiicia for 25 years, nt the end of which period 1t shou,d be pretty solid with the Galieians.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26

The surest sign that man has be- gun to succeed is when his rivals begin knocking him.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26

If you use Red Cross Ball Blue in your laundry, you will not be troubled by those tiny rust spots, often caused by inferior blung Try it and see.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26

Some folks would rather waste time than make good use of it.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26

The best you can get is probably better than you desire.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26

What the dew is to the flower, kind words are to tho heart.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26

Ao woman can tell whether her hat Is becoming to her until she uScertairs the price.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26

Poverty is more of a punishment han il k q crime.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-02-26
A little "panderine" stops your hair coming out and doubles
 its beauty.

To stop falling hair at once and rid he scalp of every particle of dandruff get small bottle of delightful Dan derlne" at any drug or toilet counter for few cents, pour little ill your hand and rub it into the scalp. After several applications the hair usually stops coming out and you can't find any dandruff. Help your hair to grow strong thick and long and become soft glossy and twice as beautiful and abun dant.-Ady.