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The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-06-10
Double Anti-S Skid

Then there is no one type of anti skid which is best for all conditions. What is best for asphalt is not best for dirt.
 So the Miller tread is two-1n-one.
 The center is smooth, so it runs like a plain tread And it has suc- ton cups = the best way to grasp wet asphalt.
 At either side is our Geared-to- the-Road tread, which meshes like cogs in dirt.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-06-10

| held them-which did not have real bcckstop. For a team is only as great
New Britain herald., 1920-11-23
CTY ITEMS
Pianos victroIas, c. L. Pierce & Co.

Pianos, VictroIas, c. L. Pierce & Co. -advt-
 The regular meeting of the Sons of Veterans Auxiliary will be held Fri day evening November 26 at s o'clock in c. A. R. hall.
 Serg. Ralph Downing of the local recruiting station reports that he has secured 21 out of his quota of 25 re- cruits forsthe month of November.
 John Macicky of Hartford. employ ed by a contractor at the Hart & Hutchinson plant. is at the hospital with fractured hip and arm as the result of a fall from a ladder at the factory yesterday Afternoon.
 Mrs. Anna Casella of Cherry street, whose husband. Michael. was killed in an accident at the New Britain Wood Working company last month, has been awarded S172 compensation, $10o for funeral expenses and SIS a week for a period of 30S weeks.
 Music for Thanksgiving at Morans'. -advt.
 Robert J. P. Nuss has been sued for $1,o0o damages by Dr. J. H. Desmarais of Bristol as the result uf an automobile collision on September 2. Property owned by the defendant has been attached. Those in charge of the drive being conducted by the church of St. John the Evangelist for a rectory fund will meet tonigt.
 The Spanish war veterans will meet at the armory tonight
 W. l.. Morgan lodge, K. of P. will observe its fifteenth anniversary to- night.
New Britain herald., 1920-11-23

The third degree, K. of C. will be conferred in Bardeck's hall on De- cember ?. On Sunday 40 will take the second degree.
 The Lady Turner's will have a pinohle tournament In Turner haii on Thanksgiving eve.
 Andree lodge, I. O. O. F. will con- fer the second degree tomorrow night.
 On December the Elks will ob- serve ladies night.
 Moonlight and jazz dance tonight, by The Lit Trio. Lithuanian hall. O'Brien's orch.-advt.
 Phans for the season will be evolved at a meeting of the representatives ot the individual school Parents ana Teachers association on December |.
 Doorman Gustav Heiberg mas re- turned to duty at police headquarters
 Services at the Film Baptist church this evening will be in charge or heN' A E. LyseIl of Seattle, Wash
 Harold Aldrich has returned to Newport. R. I. after spendlng furlough at hls honhe oii meadow avenue.
 Miss Fannie De Bay of 37o East Main street entertained about ae CT her friends on Saturday evening.
 F. J. Mann of 2s Court~streee re turned Monday evening from a week end at Poughkeepsie. His daughter IS now at Vassar college and MISS ba' Rev of Brooklyn motored with Lhein to Vassar, having attended the iaie- Harvard football game.
 The final round in the "45 tourney at New Britain lodge B. F. O. E. VII, be played this evening. TurKeys 'lno chickens will be awarded the Wlnners'
 Removal sale at Besse-Lelands.- advt.
New Britain herald., 1920-11-23
CurRorRACTIC TAIL
Beware of the Knife

tBs !. A. vOIx. THE CHTROPRACrORl
 The mania that ever afflicted hu- mankind Is now sweeping over the eoun- try, leaving thousands of sufferers hopeless ly mutIa,sd and in many cases nnnt to h'''
 SURGICAL OPERATIONS
 There Is one fact which Is necessary for the public to know. That fact is that every part of the body. every organ. tissue and cell, is vitaliy necessary to the well-being uf the individual. and has been put there by nature for purpose.
 Regarding operations. here are the opin. prominent American surgeons:
 pr. L. A. Merriam reported after inves- tlgalinE New York conditions that The New York coroner found in forty-two con seeuttvs eases of appendicitis operations that the appendix had been healthy. sound and normal.
 pr John x. Mckenzie. professor in Johns Hopkins University. states candtdly that The ssnselsss. ruthless destruction of the tonsils is becoming each day greater menace to the public good
 Dr. vene Armstrong comes out from be- many surgeons and says: ''If there Is fact known to scientific medicine. that fact IS that major operations on the pelvic organs of women. with, or tendency to, insanity only aRgravates the condition. and yet there is scarcely female brought before the lu- macy commission of Dallas. pf which the writer is a member. who has hot had from one to five mutilating operations performed on her"
 Says Dr. F. O. Jones: We asking the public to believe in what do not believe in ourselves. We are asking them to take medicines will take. and to submit to operations which will not permit on ourselves, When drink own poisons and cut out vitafs we will have the right to ask the public to follow us in blind confidence"
 BEWARE or OPERATIONS. It is nee essary perhaps only in out Of fifty.
 CIIIROPRACTIC.
 the greatest development in the science of eradieatinE sickness. disease and suffering, has prevented thousands from surgical mutilatiou. The for surgical inter fla ha9 cd Alfred Walton founder of the Essex County Hospital and chief of the surgical stan, sounds a note Of warning and utters a prophecy, wherein he says: "To guard against unnecessary surgical butchery an ad- visory board will some day he established. which board will pass Judgment in such cases--snd A cHIRoPRAcToR WILL BE ON THAT BOARD"
 Nature made . man, woman or child to be cut up. Investigate the science of Chiropractic and learn to your own re- lief that it will remove the cause of tom silitis. appendicitis and all Other abnormal conditions. Come to the office today. Con- sultation involves neither charge nor obli- gation.
New Britain herald., 1920-11-23

low that pine is used in nearly
 ptions and remedies for coughs. bn is that pine contains several Elements that have 2 remark ft in soothing and healing the es of the throat and chest. Pine ' for this purpose.
 bugh syrups are combinations hnd syrup. The syrup" part V plain sugar syrup.
 kc the best pine cough remedy bey can buy, put 2h ounces
 in . pint bottle. and All up he-made sugar syrup. Or you larified molasses. honey, or corn
 stead of sugar syrup. Either
 make a full pint--more than buy rcady-made for three times ty. 1t is pure. good and very -ehlldren take it eageiy-
 h feel this take hold of q cough Ia a way that means business. D may be dry. hoarse. and tight, Dc pcrsistcntly loose from the h of phlegm. The cause Is the |flamed membrnnes-and this |d Syrup combination will stop |ly in 2l hours or less. Splendid, bronchial asthma. hoarseness. |rdinary throat ailment. Do n highly concentrated com. genuine Norway pine extract. |amous the world over for it's Rheet upon coughs.
 Of subst' tntsa. Ask your Tor "2h ounces of Pinex" with
 and don't accept anything aranteed to give absolute satis-
 money refunded The Pinex Wayne, Ind.
New Britain herald., 1920-11-23
GOLDMEDAI. ere9@1!ll!EEMM re91!l!EMa

The worlds standard remedy for kidnsx, liver. bladder and uric acid troubles, the enemies of life and looks. Tn use since 1896. All druggists, three sizes. Look for the name Gold Medal on every Sos
 and accept no imitation
New Britain herald., 1920-11-23
kO fO Make Pine kgh Syrup at Home

Do equal for prompt r~sults. ( pns % . m.snent @ to prsgArss
New Britain herald., 1920-11-23
Women Made Young

Bright eyes, a clear skin and a body full of youth and health may be yours if you will keep your system In order by regularly taking
New Britain herald., 1920-11-23
For COrns Little or
 NA Big-Use "Gets=It"
Stops Corn Pain Instantly end Re.
 moves Them Compieteiy.

the toes, no matter how big or how small or how tender" three drops Of "Gets-It" will lift you right out of Four misery.
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29

TAKE it from Handsome Jack" Geraghty'
L son of a Newport cab driver, whose
elopement eleven years ago with Juha
Estelle Tuck French, daughter of Amos
Tuck French, one Of the richest men In
America and high up in "the 4OO, pro-
vided society with one Of its hVehest sen
sations, it is all wrong for a poor young
man to marry a wealthy society girl II
simply doesn't work out right.
Handsome Jack" is entirely convinced
although at the time of his runaway mar
riage with the luxury loving "Joohe
French, he thought that 'loye in cottage
would work, because he and his bride were
simply "head over heels in love with eaen
other" Nothing could interfere to spoh
their happiness!
But now Handsome Jack" is married
again and living out on the Pacific coast
this time welded to a girl of his OWN
caste as he styles it. He has turned
philosopher and is advising other young
folks ''to marry within their own station
in life"
''It took me almost ten years to find out
that it can't be done" he told the inter
viewer, anent the French elopement marriage
That is exactly what my friends told me
when 1 married Julia French, but 1 was
young and felt that love would bridge all
gaps. But 1 now say that no youth IN
moderate circumstances can marry gitl
of wealth and be happy"
Handsome Jack, was a chauffeur,
demonstrator of new cars, when he met and
f.T1 -, I,,l,a
of the Vanderbilts, a much sought after
young deb" IN the Newport society set.
They ran away together on night in
August in 1911 and were quietly married
in the parlor of hotel in a country town
known as Central Village, Conn.
"I will never regret marrying Jack to the
last day of my life," said the coy young
bride when she was interviewed few days
later at Springfield. Il love him better than
anything in the world and 1 would sooner
live in a dog kennel with him than in a
palace with some society fool.
DUT now all is changed. Last year the
ID fair "Joolie'' brought suit for divorce,
claiming cruelty, and, taking her six-year-
old son, went back to the stately, luxurious
Newport home from which she elOped seek
ing happiness in a cottage.
And Handsome Jack" now completely
disillusioned, having made no defense
against the divorce, is married again to
Miss Amy Bluste, a Boston girl, playing
in the Los Angeles movies.
ut just cant be done" Geraghty told
me few days ago as he discussed the So
cietv marriage of q decade mast
And why do you say that?'
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29

1nus did Handsome Jack" who was
eOHuuent when he married Julia French that
ne could tt in with the new style of life.
insist he is glad to be relieved of the
strain of it ALL" And he wants other
young men to profit by his experience.
Il don't want to see any young men at
tracted by the lure of gold or position to
marry into a set above them. For this rea-
son primarily 1 am writing this book so
that others may know what the inside of the
fold is like and have some warning before
they leap"
Then you're glad your out of it all?"
Il am the most relieved man in America
/ can laugh now when l see something funny
without first wondering whether it would
be proper to laugh l can be human with my
friends and associates without wondering if
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29
Couldn't Keep Up

900 YOUR wife has gone back to th.
- Sold- style church and old style doc
torsT'
YES"
Thought she was an enthusiast on all
the new movements
"She was, but just as soon as she learned
how 70 pronounce her new religion and to
spell her new form Of healing some other
religions and curing methods would become
fashionable. and she found her health break
ing under the strain Of her mental efforts"
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29

attentions to Miss Frcncb-in other words.
be was to beat it." His mother heard Of it.
1t was said at the time that Gersghty's
mother spoke TO him about his infatuation
for Miss French-s girl who, she urged, was
out OF his class. i: was said she warned
hirn, as she had often done before, that it
would be best for him to make his friend
ships among girls of his own social level.
But love is blind-snd obdurate. Hand
some Jacks" answer was TO smile upon his
mother and drive away in quest Of bis
nrlde- be and e marriage they ciss-
aesnnely negotiated against the wishes Of
their parents.
flty poor Cupid! At the time Of the
wedding none was more sanguine OF the
success OF the match than pretty Julia her
SELF. But only within the last year has il
been shown that the first Mrs Geraghty
came to share the same opinions held now
Oy her erstwhile husband. None argue now
more valisntly than she that il is wroDg
for man or woman to go outside Of ones
class"
Not that man who is out Of your clsss
may not be as good as you are" she is re-
puted to have said just after the separation
preliminary to divorce last summes 'be
cause, you see, he may even be better than
you are in many ways. The greatest menace
in marrying an outsider lies in the fact that,
he looks at life and people and manners
through eyes that see otherwise than yours"
She was seventeen when she defed her
parents and their plans for her future. She
was simply wild" over Jack. But
now it is different.
Love such as Jack and ! had for each
other" she has told her friends, lis not the
best basis for a happy marriage. I have
learned through hard and bitter experience
that an interest in the same pursuits, the
being born to the same class, to the same
eating. as it were, make the only basis for
a continued standard of living and thinF
ing and happiness"
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29

''wel, the girl expects more than her
husband can give her in a financial way and
In his mode of living, actions and habits.
If man has not been brought up to a life
of ease and luxury he cannot change to fit
it. But now 1 have married a girl in the
same caste as myself"
The same caste? Have we caste in the
United States?"
''Oh, yes; | use the word caste advisedIy.
Here in America we are supposed to be
democratic and with no social distinctions.
1t is supposed to be a free country, with the
laborer having as much authority and right
as the employer.
But when it comes to marriage there is
no better way to describe the reasons for
my domestic difficulty Tiny first marriage)
different castes.'
Handsome Jack" said he became so dis
rusted with the life of the "4OO'' that he
is writing book in which he proposes to tell
all the intimate details of the life that he
lived while the husband of Julia French.
Ever since 1 arrived in California" he
confided, Il have been at work continuously
on a book of memoirs.
II want to relate for those who may be
interested the inside of the social intrigue,
the tragedies, the sorrows, the hypocrisy and
futility of the private lives of Americas
400 I am writing the facts and not
comments, without thought of malice or Of
particularly befriending any one, but naming
names and giving dates and locations just
as ! would in writing any complete history.
''To the outsider the exclusive high So
ciety set of America is a glamourOus affair.
the members living wondrOus lives and su :
premely happy.
'sFor nine solid years lived among these
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29

there will be some one to remark sarcas-
tically that such actions are vulgar
In other words, L can live normally,
exactly millions of good people live in
this nation every day, without wondering
where l would miss one of the traditional
conventions which absolutely make the life
of those in high society a round of tedium
and bore.
ERAGHTY, who is back again in the
VI automobile business and living now in
a bungalow in Hollywood, Calf, with his
new Boston bride. declared society folk are
hampered with all kinds of traditions and
conventions.
suppose for minute, he exclaimed,
- that you were tied down hand and foot and
could not go where you wished. That is ex-
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29
What He Deserved

ssT DON'T think" said the hopeful play
wright to the manager, who had
handed back his manuscript after a hasty
futtering of the leaves; 'I don't think you
should treat my play so casually. Why, sir,
that play cost me a years hard labor"
Sop responded the manager. We'll,
you were lucky, young man! A really just
Judge would have given you ten years, at
the leastp'
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29
HANDSOME JACK" GERAGHTY SAYS DON'T MARRY NOM
Him Another Bride Started All

the fold"
And you did not take to that life?"
Il lived as, one of these people of the
400. 1 knew their secrets, aided and fore
stalled their loves and intrigues as the
circumstances called for. and now 1 am
again where 1 belong, down to earth an
American and a democrat one. That's
my answer"
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29
Opening the Chestnut Bur

Il am in the greatest luck imaginable
responded Harold. You see, I have peen
attentive to a pretty Lansdowne girl for
more than a year. During all of that time
she would never admit that she loved me;
she would only say that she respected me.
But now, old chap, congratulate me, for last
night she confessed that she respected me no
longer-that she loved me!'
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29
A Real Problem

sNTALACHI," said Mr.. Callahan, her
we've been married five years or NOR
but sorra the chick or child have ye got!
Malachi pondered this statement moment
and then, with the utmost gravity, made
response:
DO ye, Callahan, suppose, now, th8t
It's hereditary in me family or hers?"
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29

Recently Geragbty opened a garage and
motor supply store in Los Angeles. About
that time Miss Bluste appeared on the scene
as a visitor at the home of her grand
mother, Mrs. Emma Mack. al Long Beach
a suburb She and Handsome Jack"
eloped to Santa Anna
1t appears that Gcrsghty was warned at
the line of his elopement with Julia French
that a union with the society bud" and
heiress could not permanently bring happi
ness-and by no less an authority than his
own mother.
lust a day or so before "Jooie" and
y Handsome Jack" fed surreptitiously from
Newport to start their quest for q marrying
parson and a long happy honeymoon, the
Young lover was accosted by one of the male
members of the sristOcrstic French family
and formally charged that he must cease his
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29
Values

sDOBBS says art is no longer apprecl-
- ated. He painted a picture called
Greedy Fellow, showing a pig eating corn
and"
..Wby. he sold that picture, I'm sure"
ives. hut he has just heard that the model
sold for more than the painting"
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29
Copyright. 1920. by Public Ledger Co,

actIy how the members of the 400 live. They
can only be seen in certain places, and only
there under certain circumstances. When
they are there, they must act just so. No
wonder their lives are trcsome."
"What are you going to do next?" was
the obvious query.
well, am going to try love in a cot
tage' all over again, but this time with
little cottage sweetheart and not a mansion
girl. l have found the sweetest girl in the
world. and this time there is no sea of
differences between us. We are both from
families of modest circumstances and have
both been brought up along the same lines"
Handsome Jacks" new wife married
him on the Pacific coast. 1t also was
elopement. Her old home town was Water
town, Mass, and she was formerly student
at the Boston Conservatory of Music.
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29
Somewhat Ambiguous

A MONG the local items that appeared /.
n country paper WAS this:
Paul McManus met with a painful scci
dent last week. \ fshhook became cn
tangled ir hi> eve Paul is being attended b
Doctor Evcrs. who says his eye will COM
out all right"
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29
Beaten to 1t

ft1xTHY were you so sore at Smithers for
w telling those original funny stories at
the banquet
Because I have reputation for original
snontaneous humor to maintain, and l had
;ntonded to tell those jokes myself"
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29
Congratulations in Order

NN ENTERING his club one evening
" Young Philadelphian was accosted by
friend, who exclaimed:
why, Harold, you are positively beam
ing What's upF,
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29
A Social Happening

IoHN THOMAS, JR., had been care
fully tucked into bed, had asked for his
last drink of water and was about to dream
material for new questions when his mother.
The Washington herald., 1920-08-29

as she was folding the little garments in the
dim light, heard his pipe.
Mother, how was it first met yoI?'
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-04-24

El periodista frances coincidi6 en- su
vista al s'Pabeii6n uecimo' con la
de un delegado del Gobierno de Ber
lin, H Delbruck, enviado especialmen-
to varsovia para informarsu acerca
de las condolences de los presos ale
names. H. Delbruck pudo convencerse
de que los presos compatriotas suyos
estaban bien tratados, pero no pudo oh
tener de ninguno de ellos la confession
de su nacionalidad germanica.
En- el fondo de una zelda encontra-
ron los visitantes un mozo enorme
que Hevaba un casco con Ell aguila po-
laca.
--Ahi tienen ustedes un aleman-
dijo el director de La carcel..
--15vuestrc nombre?--le, pregunto el
delegado H. ;Delbruck con gran solici-
tud, disponiendose apuntar cuanto
le dijeso ell preso.
-tStefnmetz - contesto este;- pc
70 os ruego que no me hagais mas
preguntas He nacido en- Estrasburgo,
soy alsaciapo, y, por 10 tanto, ciuda-
dano frances. Pero amO PolOnia y
quiero servir sus eiercitos.
.-Ahora van uytedes a yer ell preso
ndmero 72-dijo Ell director de la car
eel.
-SQuien esq III
-El asesino del ex Ear.
Con la curiosidad consiguiente, los
visitantes psntraron en- la zelda, don
de encontraron un mocet6n atletico a.,
con las manos en- los bolsillos, les mi
,raba sonriendose. FL periodista fran
ces le expiic6 quien era. Ell preso lie
manifesto sin prambulos:
--Yo no he asesinado el ex Ear
Els claro qle no Sc os acusa de ha-
Der mandado ell peloton-dijo Ell Official
de gendarmes que acompafiaba los
visitantes; pero es- positive que habeis
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-04-24

consejo de todo doctor specialists cn
las enfcrmedadcs dc Ia sangrC sis
tena nervios6 g hicrro. hiefro s. mas
hierro. nuxifierro. para que Ia sanRfe
sea abundante. ptrd ) rica. vcrza n
anemia. raquitismo. etc, dcvosyicado
Ia vida al ornanismo.
Nolviendo a Il nuicr. diccn ioses-
pecia.istas. Las damas sufrcn inue-
cesaria y constantemente durantf ses
epocas mensualcs pOr aucfuia. dcbiIi-
dad en 81 sauzre Y 81 orgauismp. 81
todas has damas tomarau nuxinerro.
sus Intermediates pasarian iradverti-
das. sufricndo solo las Tolestias natu.
rales del case.
Nuxi6erre 50 crcanismo. tome NJ
~ihefro que es Ia preparation mo-
derna. 4 base dc hitrro organize. pro-
baca pcf a5os G. Ia practica cienfihca
de noiabiiidaies mcSisss Europcas !.
Norte-anscr.~-nas J rcpetinos que en