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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
HOW DOCTORS
TREAT COLDS
AND THE FLU
First Step in Treatment Is a
Brisk Purgatiye With Gallo.
tabs, the Purified and Re-
fined CaIOmel Tablets That
Are NauseaIess, Safe and
Sure.

Doctors have found by experience
that no medicine for colds and influ-
cnza can be depended upon for full
effectiveness until the liver is made
thoroughly active. That is why tho
first step in the treatment is the new,
nauscaless calomel tablet called Gallo
tabs, which are free from the sicken-
Ing and weakening effects OF the old
style calomcl. Doctors also point out
the fact that an active liver may go
long way towards preventing in
fucnza, and Is one OF the most i'm
portant factors in enabling tho pa /.
tient to successfully withstand an at
tack and ward OFF pneumonia.
One Calotab on the tongue at bed
time, with q swallow of water-that's
all. No salts. no nausea nor the
slightest interference with your eat
Ing. pleasure or work. Next morning
your cold has vanished, your liver is
active, your system is purified, and
you are feeling fine. with a hearty
appetite for breakfast Druggist.
sell Calotabs only in original sealed
packages, price thirty-fve conts.
Your money will DO ! cheerfully re-.
funded u you do not nnd them de-
Sllghtful .--( Adv n
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
JUNIOR 0. ]. A. N. OPENS
ITS ANNUAL CONVENTION
delegates Receive Warm Welcome
az They Begin Yearly Session
in Charlottesville.
HERMAN WALKER PREsIDEs
Among State Officers Who Have
Arrived Arc Past Councillor a.
l.. Sampson and Treasurer "A. IL.
Bradley, OF Richmond.

CHARLOTTESVILLE VA, Oct. Is.
The Junior Order. United American
Mechanics. began its thirty-slxth an
nual State convention hero tonight.
the opening session being held at
the Odd Fellows Hail. with Vice.
Councillor w. Herman Walker. of
fredericksburg. presiding in the alb
scncc of Councillor J. T.. Dcgaffer-
reilly. of Newport News. who has been
kept at home by illness.
The visiting delegation wcr. cx-
tended a hearty welcome By Mayor
u. l.. Wheeler, one behalf OF the city,
and by August Croissant. OF Central
city Council No. 10. The responses
on behalf Of the State council were
made by Secretary Thomas b. lvcy,
OF Petersburg. and l.. Il. Way. or
Norfolk. member OF the law COM
mttce.
Following the welcoming addresses
!. degree team OF thirteen members
from the Alcxandria lodge conduct
ed an initiation. the local lodge FUR
Aftcr tho Initiation. Central City
Lodge rendered the delegates ban
Duet ut odd Fellows Han.
The business .css!ons OF the con-
rcntion start at O'Clock tomorrow
morning.
other State officers already here
are: y. l.. Sampson. of Richmond. pas :
councillor: Thomas Il. Ircy. OF Peters
nnrg. secretary: q. J.. Bradley, Of
richmond. treasurer: w. j. Iassitcr,
OF Norfolk: J. -. Smith. OF Williams
burg. warden: George w. Baxter. OF
Petersburg, inside sentinel
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19

Il. WALTON MOORE.
October 10, Luray; October 20,
Stanleyj October II, Shenandonh,
October Is; Orange.
J. G. HIDEN.
October rs, Orange.
HARRY ST. GEORGE TUCKER.
October 10, 20 and Il, Ninth Dis
trIct.
CARTIER GLASS.
October ~, Roanoke; November
1, Charlotte Courthouse.
L.. w. HUDAUD.
October -. Palmyra; October
- tnIEhD, Fork Union; October
20. Diiwyn; October :J tnIEhtJ,
ArNOnin.
e. O'CONOR GOODRICH.
October 10 to 23. Inclusive, Ninth
District; October 20, FredcrickH-
burg: November I, King George
Court.
THOMAS W. HARRISON.
October 10. Luray, October 20,
STANLEY; October Fl, Shenandoah.
r. J. DOWNING.
October IA. FredericksburE, No.
Nember ., King George Court.
l.. w. II. PEYTOH,
October 20, LoSInEston, October
10, Avon.
ERNEST RUEDIGEH
Octob -, GrecnbnckyiIIe
tniEhUi October 20. ChincotenRue
tniEhDt October 30, ParksIey
taftcrnOonDi October 10, Onpncock
tniEhoi November 4, SaxIs
tnIEhU.
r.. LEE TRINKLE
octobcr 10. DnnviI1e; October 20,
MnrfinnvflleI October Fl, SALEM,
october 20. Abingdon; October 20,
'eurisburg.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19

WASHINGTON. Oct. lS.-A i've
year Federal highway building pro-
cram Involving. with State funds. an
asTreHate expenditure OF a billion
dollars for the period. was urged in
Il resolution adopted tonight by the
agricultural commission OF the assoc
citation. II was introduced by Will
liam q. Edcns. Of Chicago. and
Favored retention of the present ar
arrangement of cooperation between
the Federal and State governments
as the best available" plan.
The commission also appointed n
committee 10 draw resolutions with
respect TO bank credit for aSricul-
tural interests. Representatives OF
agricultural interests We're present to
lay their grievances before the com
mission concerning lack OF bank aid.
or which they have complained to
various government oiiiials within
the last month.
Joseph lIirsch. chairman OF the
commission. said the resolution
should contain complete summary
OF conditions confronting agricul-
tural interests. If the bankers were
friendly To the farmers, they must
back II up with help when the farm
ers need H." Mr.. Hirsch said.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
HOW TO HAVE A SOFT,
SMOOTH. EXQUISITE SKIN.

EoR red. coarse. oily or shiny skins.
i and rough. spotted. wrinklcd
compleNionS. never use powder.
because 1t clogs up the pores of the
skin and creates AN unhealthy con-
dition. Use in. place of powder DIR.
Blalr's Cream of Cucumbcr. which
will produce Il beautifully clear. soft.
smooth and healthy complexion.
Takes the redness and sting out Of
wind-burned complexion and is ex-
cellent for chappcd hands or face.
DIR. Blair's Cream OF Cucumber Is
guaranteed to contain essence of Gu
cumber IL is soothing and refreshing,
It's presence cannot be detected and
IL Is considered the most refined and
exquisite Of all complexion prepara-
tons. Does not dust, rub or blow
Off like powder ana ono application
lasts all day.
DR.. Blair's Cream OF Cucumber will
not grow hair, but does prevent black
heads. and will. in time. remove all
wrinkles. SOC and Sl.00. in white
and flesh color. ut all drug and de-
partment stores.-Adv.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
Delightful Taste, Immedi-
ate Relief, Quick Warm
Up.

The sensation OF the year in the
drug trade is Aspironal. the two
minute cold and cough reliever, au-
thoritatively guaranteed by the labo-
ratories; tested. approved and most
enthusiastically endorsed by tho
highest authorities, and proclaimed
by the common people as ten, times
as quick and effective as whiskey,
rock and rye, or any other cold and
cough remedy they have ever tried.
All drug stores are now supplied
with the wonderful new elixir, so all
You have to do to get rid of that cold
is to step into the nearest drug store,
land the clerk half dollar for q bot
tie of Aspironal and tell him to serve
you two teaspoonfuls with four tea
spoonfuls OF water in n glass. with
your watch In your hand, take the
your money back in two minutes IL
you cannot feel your cold fading
away like q dream within the time
limit. Don't BIO bashful, for all drug
gists invite you and expect you to
try it Everybody's doing 1t.
When your cold or cough is re-
lieved, take tho remainder of the
bottle homo to your wife and babies,
for Asptronal 10 by far the safest and
most effective, the easiest to take
and the most agreeable cold and
cough remedy for, infants and chill.
ASoRs-rt0Vvitt3 . : = ~ - 81 40.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
WILLIAM AND MARY PUPILS
TO PRESENT PATRIOTIC PLAY
"Sam Average" Name of Attraction
to he Given Twice mt
penInauln Fair.
WILLIAMSBURG. VA.

WILLIAMSBURG. VA, oct. Is
one act. viii be presented mere Tues
day and Friday nights OF this wcek
by members OF the Dramatic Club OF
the College OF William and Mary. aS
special attraction for the visitors
To the Peninsula Fair. and In COM
memora;ion OF the l3ath anniversary
OF the surrender OF CORVALLIS Al
Yorktown. The drama is the work O!
Peter Mackyc. II viii be presented
on the historic palace green. sur
rounded by Bruton Parish Church. tho
Wythe house. General Washington
headquarters. and Lord DunnoreS
Colonial home.
The actors are all students OF Will
liam and Mary. and both setting and
costumes are the work OF the home
economies department. Will. the
actors are trained by the department
OF English. They are the following
Miss Win.frcd W. Tinsley. as Nell, J.
&. Phillips az Andrew, w. ID. Pcakc
as Joel, and John b. Bentley.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
More Speakers Scheduled
for Democratic Ticket

Announcement Of j. n. Rresu-
man. secretary OF the state Demo-
cratic Committee, of the speaking
dhtes OF Senator Claude A. swan
Congressman 5. otis bland, Il.
Wniton Moore, ACCOMPLISHMENT
John IL. Saunders, J. q. Iliden and
L. IL. Willis foiloMst
CLAUDE A. SWANSON.
October 1920. tour OF Fifth Dis
trfctI October 30, MnrtInsville;
November I, Rocky Mount.
ii. ID. FLOOD.
October I'D. Lurny; October ~,
AukuStn COunty} October 80, Au-
Eustn County; October -, Apo
mnttOI; October -, PalInyrsJ De-
tObcr 20 tniEht, Fork Union, Oc-
tobrr 20, Dillwyn; October 70
lnixht), ArvoniaJ October n to 30,
!.cainEtonI November !. Buenu
VISTA.
S. OTIS BLAND.
her II. Phoebuss October ~.
Hampton, October rs. iork
County; October - tdny), Mont
Tons; October rs tniEht>, Colonial
beach, October 20, I<Insnle, Octo-
bcr ~, FrederickSburE. October
20. ChincotenEue, October 10
taftcrnOon), PnrksIey; October 10
tniRhb, Onnncock; November I.
Gloucester.
JOHN Il. SAUNDERS.
October IH-:3, inclusive. Ninth
Dfstrict.
A. }. MONTAGUE.
October 20. williamsburg; Octo-
her 81, Charles CIty; October -,
Norfolk; October -, Chester.
&. II. WILLIS.
October 10 tnftcrnoonI, Hanna
bass, October 10 tnlEhD. sandy
Level; October 81 tnTternoOnD.
Dillon's MILF October 81 tniEht),
Hoone's Mili.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
n. w. MCCLURE DIES
SUDDENLY, AGED SO
bod! VIII lie Sent 10 DerIta Todu '
for Burini-wns
Mason.

u. w. Mcclure. aged sc. proprietor
Of the lnnchrooin in Main Street sta
ton. died suddenly yesterday at,er-
noon III his rooms in the Walierstein
Apartments at Eighth and Grace
streets Mr.. Mcclure was we'll and
waking around about 3 o'clock lie
was round in an unconscious condi-
ton about 1870. He was given mcdI =
ca! attention. but died at sos.
~ Mcclure is native OF Derita.
y T.. but for many years had re-
sided in Richmond. He was 4 mem
ter OF Masonic Lodge. No. II. and of
Commandry. No. l3. and 4 member OF
Acc;t Temple. Mystic Shrine. and a
Hicinocr or the patrol OF tina, order.
resides his mother, who lives in
Dcrita, ne is survived by two broth
errS. William Mcclure. steward OF the
i,ichmond Hotel, and X. J.. Mcclure.
or Augusta. Ga.
The body Will be shipped TO Dcr;ta
,oday and the funeral will be held
metnber Of X Aec a. T na!!; a h TNl,
Shrine. Will accompany the BODY
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
WILLIAM CHARGE
CAUSES A RIFT IN
BANKERS SESSION
tContinucd From Eirst PaCcl

Baitimore. it's chairman. announced.
but he gave no details.
The commission Is expected to draw
up rccomme ndations also as to trans
portation, farm credits. blue sky leg
islation and the financing OF big bus!-
ness.
Richard s. Halves. president of
the association. has written all mem
bers urging support for the American
relief administration in Europe dur
ing the winter. lie said today that
the next winter presented situation
ils prccar!ous as any since the armis-
ticc.
BY extending the food drafts
plan aid may be extended to any Of
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
PlTTSYLVANIA FARMERS
HEAR FLOOD AND TRINKlE
Large udience Prexcnt ut Diacus-
slon OF Campaign Issues mt
Chatham.

Special 10 The Times Dispatch)
audience of Pittsylvania farmers
heard Senator j.. Lee Trink!e. OF
Wythevillc. and Congressman Hal -.
ROOD discuss the campaign Issues
~ Chatham this afternoon. The
league of nations vas discussed and
81 careful review OF the work OF the
administration was given.
Attorney-Gcneral John Saunders
spoke AT stuart on Friday night and
rorndly assailed Senator lIarding's
les Moincs speech, castiSating him
Tor his different stands on the league
81 nations. Bcs!dcs large number
~ farmers. Patrick County school
teachers. who had been attending a
teachers conference on the day be-
lore. stayed 10 hear the Attorney
General
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
NEWPORT NEWS OFFICER
CHARGED WITH MURDER
Thomas letters, Member Of Vice
Squad, Arrested After killing
OF Horace He'll.

TEN ASSOClatcu I'rcSs.
NEWPORT NEWS. VA. Oct. is
Thomas Fcttcrs. member of the
Newport News vice squad. has been
arrested on Il charge OF murder fol-
lowing the killing here early Sunda :
morning OF Horace l. Bell. aged 81.
Bell and several other companions
were seated on the sidewalk In the
residential district OF tho city. when
an automobile filled with members
OF the vice and prohibition squad ap-
preached. IL was said, by witnesses.
When the officers alishtcd. Fell ran.
The officers fired and the young man
fell dead.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
POLICE RAID NETS GALLON
OF LIQUOR HIDDEN IN STOVE
copper Tank. Suitable for Placing in
Rear Seat Of Auto, ConnAcatcd
DAnNIIlc.

Especial TO The Times Dispatch.)
DANNlLLE. VA. Oct. ls.--Pollcc
9tiic"rs searching tho home Of H. l.
Elliott for liquor carly Sunday morn :
ing found gallon copper tankfuil
neatly secrcied in the kitchen stove.
tn" tank had been made, the police
assert. with view TO being con-
cealcd under the cushions Of an au-
scnEer car as security for his APP
pearancc in court "Wednesday.
Officers found bootlcgging in pro-
Eress at the height OF a FIRE Sunday
morning. liquor being sold. IL is al
leg I'd among the crowd which gather
oh. one man WAS pursued and he
threw on his person six pint bottles
ana escaped.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
DEATHS IN VIRGINIA
Mrs. block. Funeral Today.

Funeral services for Mrs. S. NJ
Ing at IL o'clock in the home of her
sister. Mrs. J. w. Klaus. 2032 West
Grace Street. Rev. l.. y. Calisch Of
iiciatinE. Burial will be in the He
brew Cemetery. Mrs. Block is sur
vivcd by five s!sterss. Miss Rcbecca
S. Whtlock, Mrs. NJ. lander. Mrs. ~.
Greenwald. Mrs. J. w. Klaus. Of
Richmond, and Mrs. Alfred Newman.
Of Brooklyn. y. Y, and one brother.
Lee y. Whitlock, Of this city.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
BURY CHARLES R. GUY IN
HOLLYWOOD TODAY AT 3
Rev. Y. CIaEeu Skinner VIII ConJuc,
Services mt Home of Late
BuSincSn MINI

Funeral services for Charles r
Guy. president OF the a. l.. Shepherd
afternoon in mis- home. 1894 Monn
ncnt Avenue. after an illness Of
about twelve months. will be CON
quoted this afternoon at ; o'clock in
the home. Rev. 4. Clagctt Skinner
1crmer pastor OF Second Bantist
church. but now Of Columbia, S. e..
VIII ofhciatc. Burial will be I'm
Hollywood.
Those chosen to act as pallbearors
are b. Alsop. Il. II. Ellington. Or.
*. T. Gaines. Il. S. Crump L. o. Rob
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
DROP NORFOLK POLICEMAN
AS RESULT OF LIQUOR RAID
patrolman West Accompanied Fed.
crnl Officers on "Trip to Spanish
Steamer SRlNndnrz.

NORFOLK. VA. Oct. lS.-As result
81 u recent raid on the Spanish
steamer SalvadOra in the harbOr here
by Federal prohibition officials. Pc
lic" ra:rolman j. G. West. who ac-
coinpan!cd the government officers,
vas today dismissed from the local
force.
The trial Of West. which was OK
p' ctcd TO bring ont sensational de-
N"lopmcnts In connection with other
liIuor raids on ships in Hampton
Roads, proved brief. The hearing be-
he officer.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19

TINS explains why disappointment
comes from the use Of lotions. salves
ointments and other local remedies.
s.s.S. has given great satisfaction
In the treatment OF these disorders
because 1t Is such thoroughly sat
isfactory blood purifier. 1t cleanses
the blood Of all impurities, and thus
counteracts the effects OF tho germs
that attack tho skin.
Begin taking S.S,S. today. and II
you will write a complete history OF
your case, our medical adviser will
give you export advice without
charge. Address Chief Medical Ad-
visor. s12 Swift Laboratory. Atlanta,
- Va 50 4 III
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19

crtson. V. w. Dawson. DIR. J. c. Met
calf and Il. NJ. Long.
MIR. Guy was native OF Smith
for "A number OF years, where he was
engaged in the lrmbcr business. lie
was u member of the firm OF Filling
ton Guy before becoming prcSi-
dent of the Shepherd Lumber Com-
Dany.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
Samuel =. Gha,x.

DANvILLE. VA. oct. lS.-Samuci
Sherwood Shaw. AZ, died Sunday
afternoon in the General Hospital,
following Il short illness OF pneu-
monia. He had lived here for two
years. His remains were taken to
his home, StcwartStow Pa, this
evening. accompanied by his widow
and three children.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19

fined $40 each. Seven "crapshoo,crs"
rounded up in a house on NJ Street,
caught rolling dice in Shocks Alley,
were fined 50 each. Ten men arrest
cd for gambling on West Canal street
were granted continuances until Oc-
toDer IS.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
Eruptions of the Skin
Cause Torturous Itching

. II you are afflicted with any form
OF skin disorder. you are well ac-
quainted with the flaming, burning
itching that these diseases produce.
So many people continue to suffer
from eczema. letter and other forms
OF skin disease because they do not
seek the source of their suffering,
and no disease can be successfully
comoatted unless attacked at It's
source.
Skin diseases are caused by an I'm
purity Or disorder in tho blood. and
there is no real and genuine relief
within your reach until such impurl-
ties are removed. \
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
Hottiers Meet AT pe,er.bure.

i Il L l. Il : II L IsG. Oct. lS.--The
eleventh annual convention o! the
Virginia Bottlcrs' Protective Asso-
citation Will be held in this city for
Two days. beginning tomorrow. More
than 100 delegates are expected 10
attend. and plans for an elaborate
reception for them have been made
BY the local committee. The dele
gates Will be welcomed by Mayor
thinner.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
rroprIe,ors nnd Grmes,cr, Fined

Proprictors, and gamcstcrs. who
We're arrcstea in n series OF raids
Saturday night by loca! police. we're
given hearing in Police Court yes
terday morning. c. g. MiIiuer was
hncd s25 for conducting an allcgcn
gambling house on East Clay street
and four men who were playing were
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19

Mrs. @. A. Mintcr, aged -. died
yesterday afternoon ut o'clock in
her home. COZ Lamb Avenue. FL
neral arrang :mcnts will tic an
nounced later.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
BETTER THAN
WH|SKEY FOR
COLDS And FLU

New Elixir, Called Aspi-
ronal, Medicated With
Latest Scientific Rene
dies, Used and Endorsed
by European and Ameri-
can Army Surgeons to
Cut Short a Cold and
Prevent Complications.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19
Favor pir Highway Program.

the stricken areas without admins
tration expense. Mr. Hawcs said.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19

Every Druggist in U. S. In
structed to Refund Price
While You Wait at
Counter II Relief Does
Not Come Within Two
Minutes.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-19

The original trouble seekers, THE
RESTLESS SEN.-Adv.
Gilpin observer., 1920-06-10
PROOF THAT STONE GROWS
creased In Weight Within the
Memory Of Settlers.

On the farm of Mr.. James Cham
pion, known as the old home place of
his father, John Champion, boys used
to meet years ago with the elder
Champion. and often tossed round
stone. ball fashion, one to another.
The same stone now lies In the yard.
at the old place. and men now in their
eighties often speak Of this rock and
identify 1t as the stone they used to
toss about to each other.
Today IT will weigh about 300
pounds and lies near the spot where 1t
has lain for nearly a century. Some
Of the most substantial old men of
Mercer county who are now living,
will vouch that this rock has grown
from a small stone to its present size
since their babyhood days.-Wilmore
(Cal.) Enterprise.
Gilpin observer., 1920-06-10
Prayed for Cure
Finds it After 10 Years
Food Would Sour and Boil
Teeth Like Chalk
Teeth Like Chalk

Mr.. Herbert NJ. Gessner writes from his
home in Berlin, N. H.:
l had stomach trouble over ten yearsy
kept getting worse. tried everything for
relief but it came back worse than ever.
Last fall I got awfully bad; could only sas
light loaf bread and tea. In January got
30 bad that what would eat would sour
and boil; my teeth would be like chalk.
l suffered terribly. prayed every day for
something to cure me. One day I read
about EATONIC and told my wife to gst
me box at the drug store as was going
to work at p. m. I took one-third Of Il
and began to feel relief; when II was
three-fourths gone, felt fine and when IL
was used up had no pains. Wife got me
another box but have felt the pain but
twice. I used Eve tablets out Of the nsw
box and have no more stomach troubls.
Now l write to tell you how thankful I
am that heard of EATONIC. feel liks
new man; eat what like, drink plenty
Of water, and It never hurts me at I'll.
Gilpin observer., 1920-06-10
Set the goal and then fight for it.
nportant to Mothore
KHAKI AS VIEWED BY YOUTH
Army Called Place Where Collectors
Cease From Troubling and CAL
louses Leave the Feet.

Ideas about army life that persua-
sive recruiting sergeants never heard
of in all their various bitches" in the
service. were brought out by the public
schools of the country under the aus
pices Of the army and recruiting serv-
Ice.
Freedom from annoyance while in
khaki is the theme of little girl in
Ohio. who writes: "One Of the benefits
Of an enlistment is that you amt all
the time bothered by bill collectors"
"You get respect for law in the
army" Montana boy is convinced,
because "the Constitution says Amer
lea is country of free and ungovern-
able rights"
Another boy I'm Illinois wishes "teach-
er was man so she could be SOL
dier." Filled with the enthusiasm Of n
patent medicine prospectus. an Indl-
ana school girl has this to say: IAN
enlistment is good for the mind, the
liver, the lungs and the kidneys. It
takes the callouses Off the feet and
puts them on the hands,"
Gilpin observer., 1920-06-10
A hen that makes lot of fuss over
an egg is seldom good layer.
SHOES WEAR LONGER

When you walk in comfort; so do stockings
package of Aliens Foot=Ease the anti
septic powder to shake into the shoes and
sprinkle in the foot bath. gives you that
"old shoe" comfort and saves wear Aliens
Foot =East makes tight or new shoes feel
easy. Ladies' can wear shoes one size
smaller by shaking some Aiien's Foot
Ease in each shoe In the morning. Sold
evsrywhsre-Adv.
Gilpin observer., 1920-06-10
Csc for IL or.
15c for 6. or.
10c for 4 OF.
Could She Carry Them?

While l was putting my hat and
cont on my little boy asked me where
l was going and told him that was
going to get seats for the circus. He
said, Mamma, can you carry them?"-
Exchange.
Gilpin observer., 1920-06-10

Perhaps some day a genius will rise
to the occasion and invent a noiseless
Gilpin observer., 1920-06-10
Got His Measure.

Ferdle - Don't you think trave
brOadens one?
Miss Bright-Yes. you should take &,
trip around the world.
Gilpin observer., 1920-06-10

The man who earns more than he
gets is In line for promotion.
Gilpin observer., 1920-06-10
Words.

"This man Jaggs who is running for
office" "Yes?" what does he
stand for?"