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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16
HOROSCOPE


MEDNESDANs MARCH L. 1920.
A sTROLOGERs read this as an un-
I "A important day in planetary direc-
ton Uranus and Saturn, however.
are in evil place.
1t is a rule under which public dis
content will strongly increase and
harsh judgment will be prevalent
wherever the people discuss nation
al affairs.
Uranus is in an aspect held to
arouse the human mind to discern
whatever is in the least short Of per-
lection For this reason the most
unjust criticism as wei as the most
constructive analysis OF government
matters VIII be stimulated by the
rule Of the stars
Even while men are pilloried for
small shortcomings, those who have
larger faults may gain popularity.
There is a sign read as presaging
much envy and Jealousy among wom-
en-, who viii contend bitterly for
personal prefermeQt.
Again warning is given against
the evils OF gossip and SANDER. for
there is a government Of the stars
that inclines men and women TO
speak without charity
Training viii receive a new i'm
petus, owing to increased demand for
skilled workers in many trades
The star supposed TO encourage
speech is read as giving promise OF
fame for women orators, but they
should be wary lest they suffer from
untOWard experiences
Exposures Of wasteful policies and
serious extraEagance in the use OF
public funds viii cause anxiety and
indignation at this time.
Cases Of forgery will increase
amazingly during the current year
Il is predicted.
Deaths among women viii greatly
increase this month, and there may
be agitation on the subject OF diet.
owing to the habit Of economy that
causes undernourishment
The conjunction Of Jupiter and
Neptune may cause a great poisoning
OF drugg scandal The druEg habit
will be discussed more than ever,
owing to a sensational case.
Persons whose blrthdate It is have
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16

the really great and unselfish things
the people have done the past Few
years makes one an optimist rather
than a pesstmist, after all.
IF the really law abiding citizen
had more sense OF responsibility to
the family, TO the community, TO the
country, we would have fewer reform
movements wage conflicts, boards TO
reduce the high cost OF living; and
miscarriages OF justice and such eX-
pensive. cumbersome and more or less
Intellectual pieces Of social. political
and economic machinery. Incidental
", also, divorces would probably de-
crease to such an extent as TO wipe
out the question OF the divorce evil
about which people talk so much and
yet seem TO care so little
Ny friends have answered me that
the evils are such things as selfish
ness, eEtravagances immortality,
thri1tlessneSs, and so on but these
things seem to me TO be really ef-
fects, and not causes; manifestations
OF evil, and not the evil Itself After
all, IL is largely the old story, Am /
Ny Brothers Keeper?
"As TO the cure; you remember the
Brushwood Boys answer 10 his
mother as to how he had managed
to keep straight and become the man
he was, in substance. though perhaps
not in words. You know, there are
some things a fellow Just doesn't do
stantly bear in mind that there are
some things the right kind Of a fell
low doesn't do, Il viii not take him
long to realize that there are some
things the right kind Of a fellow
must do. and when the realization
comes, the problems viii solve them
selves. It viii take realization. how
ever; mere knowledge will not be
enough.
You may ask me how that realiza-
ton is to be brought about I am
neither a teacher nor a preacher, and
I use those terms in the best sense.
and I Will have to confess my in
ability TO answer satisfactorily. The
satisfactory result viii be achieved
some day II we individually Keep
pounding away at it"
The time is coming when domestic
rabbits viii be shipped over this
country in carload lots. just the same
as cattle, hogs and sheep are today"
said Leonard Pence. president OF the
FL Paso Rabbit Breeders and Fanciers
association. The time is coming.
too. and it is not so far distant. that
packers viii be canning rabbit meat
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16
II Years Ago Today

THE worst railroad wreck since the
memorable Eden disaster occurred
at . o'clock this morning on the
Denver & Rio Grande, near Adobe,
. according TO a Pueblo. Colo, dispatch.
Fifty met death in the headon col
lision-
c. S. Smith and a party OF four
Others. who are interested in mining
I property in the Bowie district, in
Arizona. left this morning in a private
car for Bowie
James Quail. a railroad clerk, died
at his rooms this morning
Plans for permanent home for the
Toltec club are under way. The lease
Of the present property on Texas
street still has two years 70 run, and
II Is not probable that the club viii
vacate these quarters until the ex-
piration Of the lease One OF the
sites under consideration is north OF
Carnegie square. II IS intended 70
spend $4,000 at the outset on the
new clubhouse
Members Of the Juarez city council
this afternoon are attempting 70 de-
termine on the proper location for
the new monument 70 Benito Juarez-
the cornerstone OF which is to be laid
ueUt Friday
B. N. Hall. supervising engineer OF
the U. s. reclamation service, in
charge Of projects in New Mexico.
west Texas and Oklahoma. Is in the
city today on his way to the site Of
the Leasburg diversion dam.
Pat Garrett, ex-collector Of Gus
toms. is in the city from Mexico. but
viii return tomorrow. He Is still
working in the interest Of O. e Fin
stad and L. c. Coughener. the two
Americans who have just been SEN
fenced TO 12iA years each in the peni-
Tertiary at chihuahua. for the muir
der OF r. ". Rutherford and c ".
McMurray. at the Diaz ranch.
The contract for the construction
OF the new Trinity Methodist church,
on the corner Of Mesa avenue and
Boulevard. has been drawn. and Is
now in the hands Of contractor c. A.
Peterson for his signature. The
building viii cost $4,000.
Look, G. L Hit and ". J. Rand. city
street commissioner j. ". Brady left
and Guadalajara. where they viii in
getting a line on the materials and
manner OF paving used in other
places
A campaign against ash barrels and
trash piles has been set on foot by
chief Charles A. krause. OF the local
fire department
Assistant city attorney Dan ".
Jackson is confined to his home with
a mild attack Of grip.
A W. Avery left this morning for
California. to look after stock inter
ests in the Imperial valley,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16

in large quantities. It viii not be
long, either. until you can buy canned
rabbit or canned hare, the same as
you can any other kind Of meat now.
The southwest is the best country
in the would TO raise rabbits, and the
rabbit industry Is coming to the front
rapidly In almost every town there
is a rabbit association with live men
behind it. Up to few years ago you
were laughed at II you said you were
raising rabbits for the market. Some
body would smile and ask you II you
were raising jack rabbits or cotton
tails- But now when you mention
rabbits, persons viii ask questions by
tne dozens. such questions as 70
whether you find rabbits profitable.
and what it takes TO raise the.
whether they are good meat, v nfch
is the best breed for this climate.
etc, and Il is surprising today 20 see
the many people in this country who
are raising domestic rabbits, and
among this number are no few cat
tie fbarons'
Il know a number Of them who now
have in their back yard a few rabbit
hutches and are furnishing no small
part OF the meat used on their tables
from this source. These same parties
would have laughed at you three or
four years ago, II you had talked the
raising OF domestic rabbits to them.
In the domestic rabbit we not only
nave meat producing animal. but
we have a fur bearing animal, and II
you are doubtful as to the value of
'coney FUR which is rabbit fur. drop
into your store or call them on the
telephone and inquire as TO what a
yard OF 'coney' trimming viii cost. or
better still. price some Of their 'coney
Iur sets The fur, at this season OF
the year, is very valuable by-prod-
uct OF the rabbit game; in fact, the
hides, II properly tanned. are worth
two or three times as much as the
meat Some Of the most beautiful
sets OF ladies' furs ! have ever seen
were made OF rabbit hides. So you
may at once see that in the domestic
RABBIT we have an animal that will
both clothe and feed you"
Special services viii be held each
evening at 7.50 o'clock. and during
the day at some hour not yet de-
termined. during Easter week at the
Trinity Methodist church, Mesa and
Boulevard" said Rev. P r. Knicker-
booker, the pastor. Services viii be-
gin Sunday. March 2S. and will con-
tinue through Friday night. Rev.
Harry Rimmer, a Quaker and
preacher well known throughout the
United States. viii conduct services.
The Lenten season campaign for new
mem bers to Trinity church is on
Since il began. 126 members have
been added TO the church roll. The
goal is $50 members"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16

A LADY wearing specs and carrying
n a handbag full Of pamphlets was
through here this week. Wonder what
she's up to.
Slim Pieksns says they do funny
things in town. He passed a gents
clothing establishment and saw a
strange looking, fashionably dressed
man standing out front. The man
seemed II a deep study, and after Slim
had kept him under observation for
about an hour he was on the verge Of
calling the town marshal, when the
proprietor came out Of the store with
customer, and took the new clothes off
Of the stranger and sold them outright
to the customer. Whereupon the
strange man did not even so much as
bat an eye
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16
Short SHatcheS
From EUe7yJghere

The landlord having raised the
rent now can the tenant raise itl-
Buffalo Times
Every time sugar is introduced into
Il. the debate in the house grows bit
ter.-Greensboro News
After all, Holland won the war. She
got the kaiser without even getting
in--Florida Metropolis
A French suggestion 10 tax tourists
may be an e-fort to make tnem leel
at home-Pittsburg Dispatch
OIL City authorities arrested a
man for working They apparently
concluded that he wes mentally IN
balanced.-Steubenvi Herald-Star.
There's nothing sadder in life than
the spectacle Of sturdy Boy Scout
pleading with his mother TO STOP
Notwithstanding Age-Herald-
Perhaps II the country really
wanted 70 be dry Il wouldn't re-
quire the expenditure OF S5o.000.0o0
a year TO keep It that way--Columhia
Record
Prohibition agents are being fur
nished with real guns and ammuni-
ton. Evidently those who violate the
law viii be more than half shot
Detroit Free Press
President Wants 10 Play Golf,
says a headline. We know thousands
Of men who are Just as sick as he is
Philadelphia Record
The reporter who can get an inter
view out OF Charles r. Crane now
ought to be able TO touch up Col
House for a two column criticism Of
the president--Ninneap Journal
No Stacker charge could be brought
against the French during the war
and none can be brought now, for
the cable dispatches say they are
even eager 70 pay taLes-'-Cheyenne
State Leader.
A japanese newspaper reports that
the premier OF China hasa resi- ned.
Did he venture. by any chance, to call
the Chinese cabinet into informal
conference New Orleans Tines
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16
The Income Tax Maze.

A PERIOD of grief for many Americans ended Monday,
n with the expiration Of the time for fling income tax
returns After weeks Of pulling the riddles Of the
complex blanks which taxpayers required to I'll out
brief respite has It VIII not be for long unless
the method Of tax collection smped for to the
ordinary citizen is half years task to figure out Just
what by the questionable And the ordinary
citizen has for being abashed because he is
fused The brainiest business of the country and
many lawyers are frank confess that the persons who
drafted the quesonnares have succeeded in putting out
document that might well be in Greek
To all outward appearances the QUESTIONABLE to
drafted in the interest Of persons who able
claim be- interpret it for the benefit of the public
much per Interpretation At any rate has had this
effect for all the land ncoe tax specialists" have
tved off fees collected from persons who have found
elgent the queries impossible without the ad
vice Of those who have gone the pains to ascertain Just
what It IS the tax collectors driving at IN their ques
tons.
Some congressman spurred by complaints Of their con-
stituents are promising legislation which viii make
ports incomes less of task This would be popular
move but powerful interests will oppose it. for it would
destroy system which paving the way for class
Of monares, the income tax specialists If legal phrases
couched in plain language lot Of people would be
deprived Of their source Of income
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16
Ira Ue Lette



MANY and many a happy tourist
7 lfl Travelled 70 view the srupendous
sight OF Niagara Falls in frozen
form this winter, little realizing that
he would be forcibly vaccinatsd ere
his return to his native @earth- Not
that the falls are not worth any in
convenience. There Is an almost
Ehostly thrill 10 be had in the sight
Of so much movement and power and
noise. suddenly held static and silent
by the inVisi5ls hand Of winter
Even the typical tourist IS impressed
and held spell bound. and ceases for
a moment TO eat pea uts, at the al
most profligate grandeur OF such a
However. 10 tourist can remain
standing in one spot for long IL
there is another spot available TO
move 10. Hence groups OF these
restless beings constantly streamed
across the international Bridge 10
Canada to view the falls from there.
The railroad company which owns
. the bridge reaped many dimes IN toll
from these merry paru on their
way over. But their passage back
was not accomplished 50 easily. One
and an they were held up on their
return journey by the United States
public health officials. who demanded
their vaccination certificates As IL
Is not at all customary for tourists
10 so armed with such documents
they all had 20 sumbit 70 being vac
cinated before they were again adj
mitted TO their native land This IN
usual precuation On the part OF the
health officers was due TO the cpl
demic OF smallpox which has been
raging IN Canada all the winter
Il seems strange that the tourists
were not warned OF this before they
crossed the bridge. but the railroad
company which receives the dimes
in toll probably did not wish 70 sac
riflce this income At any rate no.
body warned them And so they re-
turned from their outings with a
very unusual souvenir OF the occa-
sion
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16
A Line O. Cheer
Each Day O. The Year
By JOHN KENDRICK BANGS.

A RESOLVE
I CANNOT make a wrong world
1 right.
But can make my own paths bright
And into shadow carry light.
cannot lift my Brothers care,
But in his sorrow can share
And ease the burden he must bear.
To cure LIES ills I've not the art,
But can do at least my part
And that I will with all my heart.
(C9pyright, 1913. by Mcclure News.
paper Syndicate.)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16
Ripping Rhymes
y ''a-I lI7-7O-''
Winter Strawberries

IT bitter gocrs joint price predi-
gested nutmeg grocer
deadro southern Florida grocer
VII dollar and third;
fos vii are bird The village banker anbled whsks full
6easty PRICE The leading lawyer along pd
would health price grocer
then the village tnsh
@Tn DAME up
doIeu pitch proceed high
always rich, and they're living high
Copyright George Matthew Adams. WALT MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16
GERMAN SITUATION DESERVES
A DEEP AND THOROUGH STUDY

DEFORE the allied powers 90 to the trouble and expense
D Of marching on to Berlin attempt to right Ger
auvs internal affairs careful study should be made
Of the meaning Of the latest eruption there It should fst
be determined Just what relation the recent boodess revo-
luton bears to the arrangements made between Germany
and the allied pewers at Versailles
II the revolt means Germauys agreements to be
repudiated the allies entitled to take such steps as
VIII enforce the h0norng Of those agreements the re-
volt represents the reaction Of the German people to the
allied demands for Teuton cuprits then the allies
should 20 into this question with much sense
as feeling III order to find out if anything is wrong with
either the nature the method Of the demands
It IS found that the demands properly founded IN
right and justice viii prove that Germany not SUI
cnty chastened before she given peace for It was
part Of the armscs agreement that the German cu
ps were to BE- surrendered Moreover if the monarchSt
victory which IS what some of the Names rather
old in the government would indicate the revo
luton have been, that William Hohenzolern and
his associates take the rens again then the is
which the allies claimed at least they were fighting to
put Of the way and which apparently done at the
cost Of 100000 lives and palty two hundred and
fifty billions Of dollars 20 be restored then
it is the whole worlds business
If, however the western movement Of Russian boshe-
vism vas threatening wobbly democracy and the German
revolt reality protest against the sympathy for
radeasm found in quarters Of central Europe then
perhaps what Germany needs assistance in establishing
Of stable government that viii Withstand Rus
sian influences It VIII take little time to IND ont
what the disturbance actually Until this is found
out shall of course hear lot Of snap judgment opin
ions and read lot Of guessing by experts"
When Bela Kun was put down in Hungary some Bnt-
ih statesmen feared that although Bella Kun was boshe
visit the uprising against him prOmouarchis rather
than aut-bolshevis For this reason there was suspi-
that at least considerable part Of Ihe OLD Ausuan
empire would demand Reputation Of agreements made
with the allies It has been found however that the down.
fan Of Bsla Kun meant no such thing It purely
internal phenomenon with international significance
cept IN its moral effect countries IN doubt about the
ablessngs Of bolshevs That the persons in power
bolshsvists showed toward them is concern Of the
worlds Esrmaksrs
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16

IN THE first place
WHEN A preacher gets up.
AND RAVES about women
WHO HAVE dogs FOR pets
HES JUST wasting his time.
AND TELLING his flock.
THAT HE doesn't Ike dogs
AND THEY probably scare him
WHEN HE makes his calls
AND THE reason they scare him
IS BECAUSE he doesn't Ike them.
AND WE should worry.
AND IT isn't a virtue
AND IT isn't fault
IF HE doesn't Ike them
IF IT isn't virtue
AND IT isn't a fault.
IF WE do like them
WE WE'RE made that way.
AND JUST for you
AND JUST for ne
LET'S MAKE this column
A COLUMN OF thanks.
IN THAT the Lord.
IN his infinite wisdom.
MADE YOU and Z
EACH ONE OF Us
A LOVER OF dogs.
AND LET'S be glad.
THAT WE have room
WITHIN OUR hearts
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16

GEORGES, please don't think that
" you
Have a plan that r. uniquet
II T. neither strange nor new,
IL has no surprising streak
Fighting on ones honeymoon
Every married man has tried IL;
Kou'u discover very soon
That IL f., indeed, a bOOms
Other boons are small beside Il.
WITH what pleasure one may dream
w OF those evnnescent days
When the sunlight lost its CLEAN.
While the dear one, deaf TO praise,
WrunE her hands and walked the
floor,
spurning all ones fond advances,
Pulling off the ring she wore,
Burning 10 ones very core
With her sad. reprouchful Elunees.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16

The secret Of how to reduce the cost Of meats to the
consumer Is cut from the department Of justice
and is entirely original An that is necessary to get
cheaper meats the ghbrows at Washington tell is to
buy cheaper ut Why not buy bones7 They cheaper
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16

the augury OF a quiet year with bus
mess affairs as satisfactory as usual.
Children born on this day are like
~ to be fond OF pleasure and COM
pany.~ Success in life may depend on
the hour Of blrth.-CopyriEh 1920,
by The Mcclure Newspaper Syndi-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16
We TOWNE GOSSIP
RsElstred Q. Parent
Registered Q. s. Patent Ofaes-

K C. Bi heard Sunday and the preacher raTed about
+ who had dog for you preachers
And anyway c B, want to tel story an ssvoHan in
children belonging destitute nhbOr
little brood whose children
bundle Of clothes she psd her little
bysander
she has earned the right to love dog, thank
{ ? Heller
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16

Or WHERE love lies.
FOR LITTLE dogs
AND GREAT big dogs
AND ALLEY cats.
AND ANY old horse.
OR ANY old thing
THAT LIVES and brsathsA
AND WILL respond
TO AN outstretchsa hand
AND LET'S be glad
THAT SOMETHING warn
sTRs OUR insides-
WHEN SOME stray dog.
WILL LOOK Us over.
AND WAC his tan
oAA -UAlA- o-4 nola1-
WILL RUB his nose.
AGAINST OUR coats
AND LET'S Be glad
WHEN WE'VE done thls-
THAT AFTER all
THE BIGGEST share
OF THE love We have
GOES OUT TO kids.
AND LET'S not Worry.
THAT THE other fellow.
WASN'T MADE that way.
LET'S BE sorry for him
FOR IT'S not his fault.
I THANK you
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16
Manager Hitchcock!

ZEN LEONARD WOOD evidently believes, with Napo-
" Leon that Smen are nothing is everything" In
naming his campaign manager Frank H. Hitchcock for
mr postmaster general he has sent his presidential stock
upward degree that has brought clouds Of gloom
the camps Of rival asprants.
As postmaster general M Hitchcock built up strong
personal following which in hand well in his
undertaking He has found Republicans everywhere in
receptive mood willing to to any candidate which
the party likely unite Many comprising the mod
crate progressive element especially, inclined to look
upon Wood the logical for Republicans to select
their standard bearer.
Both Wood and senator Hiram johnson are making
capital out Of their intimate association with Col Roose
welt during his lifetime and result both have strong
ollowings among the former Bull Moosers. Their
problem has been to line up the conservative element IN
the party and IN the selection Of M Hitchcock Gen Wood
has apparently reached happy solution.
Senator Johnson the other hand, being mill
ant IN his progresveness has not yet openly bid for the
support Of the conservatives The Republicans going
to nominate whom the party unite. Gen
Wood knows this and has shown political good in
putting at the head of his organization closely
nected with the Taft administration
At this time It looks though the Chicago convention
fight viii be Wood against the field This situation may
change before june but past history that Nj
Hehoeks candidate VIII not suffer from lack Of organi
zation.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16

Residents the vicinity Of Aerongen said to have
been startled by unusual sounds Investigation proved
the sounds laughter in certain exalted ones sleeve
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16

Winter must be about motion picture program
given IN FL Paso yesterday IN which there
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16

For real spirit thrills let them sleep in building ono
occupied by q saloon
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16

The tall. the yi5e. the reverend head
Must lie as lon as ours
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16
Potter md Chatter
The Ideal Honeymoon.

TIL y q = -llIl-
hHATBE she had smeued ones
w BREATH
After one had tnrried IonEf
joy may have been put 10 death
By some answer that WIS vErOnEt
Maybe a was but a hair
Coiled within q treasured loekef,
Or n fancied lack Of care,
Or n lonE-forEotfen pair
Of soft gloves left IN q pocket.
DUT no matter what the cause
u OF the hOneynooning fshts8
How eTentfuI each one was,
With its following deilEhtHi
Georges do not fau 70 take
Pains TO let her feel suspieiounl
Cause her precious heart to leheE
It's the foolish fights that make
HoneymoonLnE % delicious.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-16

Friends Of A. Mitchell Palmer assert he VIII get support
In his presidential campaign from the because he
has promised to reduce the Of living He also ought
to get the support Of the prOfisers because he hasn't
done It.