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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08
PROVED TRUE TO HER WORD
Fair Autoist Had Said She Would Be
/ Back Promptly, and It Was
Even More So.

On one of my first excursions in our
new car. writes a correspondent.
stopped at the grocery with my car
parked with the back toward the store
door. gave my order and told the
clerk that / would be back to get my
things in very few minutes.
AS l stepped into the car, my best
beau" came down the street, and
anxious to show him how well could
drive, / hurriedly threw into gear.
raced the engine and let the clutch
out to get a quick pickup.
1t proved to be wonderful one, as
| had thrown into reverse and found
myself in the doorway Of the grocery
store. | had gone over the curling
and all, breaking the window as I
bumped into the store.
The grocer hurried out, and when
he saw who it was, .Well," he said,
you have proved yourself woman. of
your word, but it will cost you the
price of a new show window"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08

Six years ago 81. ii. Won Schlick
could be seen any day visiting promi-
nent Pittsburgh business men in their
downtown offices. He carried a satch-
ell, and his arrival was always greet
ed by a smile indicating welcome.
These men were his customers. They
drank at his fountain of youth. They
accredit him with new lease of life
and the healthy condition of their fam
flies.
Won Schlick has bright eyes and his
cheeks indicate that pure red blood
flows through his veins. He says he
was younger at fifty than lie was at
thirty-fve. He has never had sick
spell or any of the symptoms Of the
ailments which afflicted him before he
began using a tea, the ingredients Of
which were conveyed to him by an old
Bulgarian 20 years ago. Won Schlick
makes this statement
II was recovering from the grippe,
was run down, and dizzy feeling in
the head, and felt like the victim of
the hook-worm. This old Bulgarian
knew Of my sickness and while in the
Office suggested, I give you some
thing to make you feel better He
returned next day with package
and told me to use one teaspoonful in
a cup of hot water, and to repeat
the dose once each night for little
WHILE He promised I would never be
troubled from sickness again. / fol-
lowed the prescription, skeptical, of
course and one day later was seek
ing that old man to secure from him
the ingredients of that tonic.
ONE HUNDRED YEARS YOUNG.
"He explained to me that in Bull
tonic as the great disease preventa-
tive and health restorer; that it was
handed down from generation to gen
Grafton. AT the first symptom Of any
sickness the mother or women of the
family made the tea for all members.
It is a well-known fact that Bulgar-
ians are the Oldest and healthiest
people in the world.
"In Bulgaria and the Balkan coun-
tries of Eastern Europe, in spite of
poor sanitary conditions, among
100000 inhabitants there are 1000
over 100 years old. In France there
Is only one person in 100000 over
100 years old, and in Germany only
one person 1,150,OG0. It is rare
news item in the United States when
a man dies after reaching the century
mark.
"My Bulgarian friend informed me
that his progenitors reached this time
of life and that they all had healthy
and happy old age. Asked for a rea-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08
COULDN'T TAKE HER IN CUP
"Honey" Was What the Youngster
Was After, But Not in Quite
Such a Generous Quantity.

Tommy Brown had not studied pei
manism and his brain was like sieve.
When his mother told him to take a
cup to the grocer's and get it filled
with honey he heard what she said
but when he got to the grocer's he
forgot what he had come for.
The grocer named one article after
another in the good-natured attempt
to refresh his memory, but ali to no
avail Then he turned to his plump
wife and said:
Honey, can you think what it might
be?"
THAT'S it; that's ~ cried the boy.
excitedly. Honey! But, look here
he added, eyeing the buxom lady,
"youd better put her on my back and
let me take her that way, for the cup
wouldn't hold her."
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08

| son he pointed to his tonic. After
using this tonic for Is years am
ready to guarantee to the world that
it is the best prescription for health
existing.
Every member of my family takes
one dose each week, my relatives all
use it, my friends and neighbors have
been keeping health by reason Of il
and hundreds Of thousands of people
in this city, all sensible and we'll
known, consider have done them an
everlasting favor by convincing them
OF it's merits.
During all the terrible influenza
epidemic Bulgarian Blood Tea was
used by countless thousands of suf-
ferers with marvellous success and mil
lions of people took it steaming hot
to prevent and ward off the disease.
A 15-YEAR TEST.
after Is years of experience l am
positive that it will prevent sickness.
Vt will restore your health by elimi-
mating the poisons. 1t will regulate
disorders Of the digestive organs. 1t
will increase poor circulation. 1t will
restore vitality, energy or strength.
1t will make your brain respond
splendidly to the strain of modern
business. 1t will give you healthy,
youthful complexion. It will prolong
your life and, with proper diet, you
should live to ripe old age"
Bulgarian Blood Tea today is used
by millions of people in every state
in the Union fighting off disease and
old age weaknesses. They include
happy girls budding into womanhood
or women crossing precarious thresh-
olds of life. All praise and recon-
mend it. Men regain strength and
vitality. the blood becomes rich and
pure and the fire and vim of robust
health returns to those who were in
despair.
Bulgarian Blood Tea is guaranteed
to contain just pure herbs of marvel
Gus medicinal and curative power
gathered from fields. mountains and
valleys Of Europe, Asia and Africa.
All drug stores now keep Bulgarian
Blood Tea in stock, but, owing to the
enormous demand immediate applica-
ton to your druggist is urgent on ac-
count of the limited source of supply.
Distributors of Bulgarian Blood Tea
are authorized to return the full pur-
chase price if 1t does not materially
improve your health in three weeks
time, This evidence OF faith in the
power of Bulgarian Blood Tea is the
guarantee Of the Marvel Products
Company. Marvel Building, Pitts
burgh, who authorize this public an
nouncement.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08
THE MANCHESTER TERRIER.

Altogether have had rather hard
life and so has my family" said tile
Manchester Terrier, land | would like
TO tell it to anyone who would care
to listen.
"In the first place of all wish to
tell all boys and girls and all men and
women who may hear my story that
it is the most cruel thing in the world
to cut dogs ears or a dogs tail for
the sake of style.
"As a family they have often cut
out our ears because they thought we
looked more stylish that way. But l
would like to say, and oh, ] do hope
people believe it, that it is one of the
most wicked of things to do.
I'VE can't stop them from doing it
and it is a very, very painful thing,
oh, such a painful thing, to have ones
ears trimmed. I'd like to say that we
don't deserve it. We've always done
the best we could for men and women
and boys and girls and we would like
to be treated humanely.
1--WE hope, oh, how we do hope, and
our dog hearts beg of all people. that
they won't follow styles, but that
they'll make one great huge style OF
their own and it will be that it is
not stylish to do anything to dog
that is cruel. Make a style which fort
bids the cutting of ears and tails and
the trimming of our real flesh.
For people don't have their ears
trimmed and their toes cut. Boys have
their hair cut, but that is quite. quite
different. We just as soon have our
hair cut But not our flesh.
"OE. people, men and women, boys
and girls, won't you promise us that
when you can you'll tell people not to
do, things that are cruel? Often they
don't know, they don't understand.
And you, people, do what you can to
prevent such things ever, ever happen
ing.
II feel now you'll do what you can
for know you know speak the truth,
and that I'm not begging for pity or a
bone I'm begging for fair play, that's
all.
.'Now as I've told you about our
ears being tender. and that we all beg
Of you never to cut our ears and new
er to cut any dogs ears or tail
want to tell you that we would love to
be pets and that we have lots of nice
things about us.
1--WE make fine burglar alarms. We
would drive any old burglar out, and
we keep our master and our mistress
and their family so safe, SO safe!
'.Do you know what we look like2
Perhaps not, as. we aren't as well
known, / believe as many other dogs
1--WE have, each of us, a long, fiat
head and thin beautiful nose which
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08

is black Our eyes are small and dark
and our necks Zone apiece) are thin.
In fact, we are quite thin, but were
good sized dogs.
YES, I've told you, think, what we
look like, and I've told you that we
like people.
"After all, aren't dogs nice crea-
lures? Don't we do our part in the
world to make playmates for children,
and save lives when we can, often at
the, risk of our own?
"Td like to feel we were liked for
we're not mean and we like people.
"Lots of my family have won prizes
at dog shows and that is where | was
seen the other day by some one who
promised to write my story for me-
"You see, people, can't write. I
haven't any pen or ink or pencil OF
typewriter-not even a toy typewriter
as I've heard some children had.
'And I couldn't spell if did write
and no one would know what l was
trying to say. Then, too, | couldn't
express myself in words, for I'm not
so very well acquainted with words. |
know what they mean when they're
said to me, but / don't speak the
words, you see.
$50 / was promised I'd have my
story written for me, and the great
point i want to make is, Love dogs,
and treat them fairly, always. people,
and remember that the Manchester
Terrier family mustn't ever have their
ears cropped, never, never, If you, any
Of you, ever have anything to say
about it! And I've heard to my JOY
that people would not be cruel any
more for now they understand
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08
Freed From
Orfure
EafOnEc Cleared His
Upset Stomach

1.-THE people who have seen me suf--
fer tortures from neuralgia brought on
by an upset stomach now see me per-
fectly sound and well-absolutely due
TO Eatonic," writes r. Long.
Profit by Mr.. Longs experience, keep
your stomach in healthy condition,
fresh and cool, and avoid the ailments
that come from an acid condition.
Eatonic brings relief by taking up and
CARRYING out the excess acidity and
gases-does it quickly. Take an Eatonic
after eating and see how wonderfully
it helps you. Big box costs only a
trifIe with YOUR druggists guarantee.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08
Innocent AccompIices.

Don't you know It's wrong to fish
on Sunday?" asked the pious old gen
tleman.
"Yes, SIR" replied the freckled ur-
chin.
"Then why are you doing it?"
Because" replied the urchin, with
grin, as he held up catch that any
angler might have envied, ''the blamed
fish don't know it. '-Birmingham Age
Herald.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08
Worlds LARGEST organ.

The largest organ in the world will
be installed in the cathedral now near
ing completion in Liverpool. This
mammoth among musical instruments
will have no fewer than 1O,567 pipes
and 215 stops, each actuated by it's
separate draw-stop knob.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08
Breaking 1t Gently.

"You waste too much paper" said
the editor.
'But how can / economizeY
"By writing on both sides"
"But you won't accept stories writ
ten on both sides of the sheet"
81 know, but you'd save paper just
the same"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08
A Condition.

He-YOu women will always vote
for a candidate who is handsome.
She-Very likely we will II 1t is true
in his case that handsome is as hand
aome does.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08
Probably Safe.

'T wonder if it would be safe to
kiss the pretty widow"
81 guess so. Kisses are like these
modern f1recrackers.
"Huh?"
"They look dangerous, but they
in't."-Kansas City Journal.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08
Aims TO REACH 100
Pittsbmgher, Who Caused Sensation, Tells Of
ANCIENT TONIC HIS SECRET


Following instructions.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08
USE "DIAMoND DYES"

At the exact moment the proposal
is made young man actually believes
he is not worthy of the girl.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08
OLD SORES, PILES
and ECZEMA VANISH
Good, Old, Reliable Peterson's
Ointment a Fayorite Remedy.

"Had 81 ulcers on my legs. Doctors
wanted to cut off leg. Peterson's Oint-
ment cured me."-Wm. j. Nichos, 40 Will
der Street Rochester N. Y.
druggist, says Peterson, of Buffalo, N. Y,
and money back if it isn't the best you
ever used Always keep Peterson's ONT
ment in the house. Fine for burns, scalds,
bruises, sunburn, and the surest remedy
for itching eczema and piles the world
has ever known.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08
nPape,s DIapepsln" for Indigestion

''Pape's Diapepsin' is the quickest.
surest relief for Indigestion, Gases, Flatu-
lence, Heartburn. Sourness, Fermentation
or Stomach Distress caused by acidHy.
A few tablets give almost immediate
stomach relief and shortly the stomach
is corrected so you can eat favorite foods
without fear. Large case costs only 60
cents at drug store. Absolutely harmless
and pleasant. Millions helped annually.
Best stomach corrective known-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08

Don't growl at what you can't help
or what you can help.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-10-08

the Wisconsin National Guard, as fol-
lows: Thirty-five companies of infan-
try, IL troops of cavalry, 2 batteries
of artillery, 8 machine gun companies,
2 regimental supply companies, 2
bands, ! tank company, 2 sanitary de-
tachments, companies supply train,
companies ammunition train. Sew
eral other organizations are nearly
ready for muster
Earl Pagel, aged 5 years, son of Mr..
and Mrs. August Pagel of the town of
Spruce, Oconto county, was instantly
killed when he was kicked in the head
by horse which he was driving from
the barn into the yard. An hour after
the accident baby boy was born to
the parents of the accident victim.
The first German bride has arrived
in Menasha. She is Mrs. Henry
Scholl, whose husband served two
wears with the American army of oc-
/ cupation in Germany. They were mar
ried at Coblenz on Aug. 8 of the pres
ent year and Mrs. Scholl accompanied
her husband home.
The Marshfeld Retailers. got to.
gether and agreed upon monthly bar
gain day to commence Oct. Is, and
! continue the third Friday in each
month throughout the winter. This
is part of the policy of the merchants
to extend the trading area by improv.
ing the relations with the farmers.
A county agent is being thoroughly
agitated in Lafayette county and the
question of creating such position
will be presented to the county board
in November. At the present time 60
of the Il counties IN the state employ
an agricultural agent.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-02-28
County Attorney

BEN GOFF Announces that he is
a candidate for county attorney, sub
ject to the democratic primary.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-02-28

Il was clear to loved ones gath.
cred 5oat fie bedside THAT #
cle Jimmie was gong The tral
4o4a. struggled to raise itself
and, in broken syllaDles he NUT
tered, t'There s great beyond
-l-am-going. Then he lay
back to rest while his nephews,
Ben and Til, held either hand.
Again, he spoke, Good Bennie,
take me back to the old burying
ground-doctors do no good
medicine do no gdod--oh, let me
e" by this time, the sun had
almost set. cloud which had hid
its face shifted and it spread a
last shower of beams upon Il
darkcning world. The dying man
spoke aagin: There's a bright
light in my faee-there Sd
bright--light,' spoken very
family; he turned bit and
without q struggle, was gone But
he saw no light that is visible to
human eyes-the curtain at the
window kept out the sun S rays;
it was the eight that never was
on land or sea" which Uncle
Jimmie saw
The body was borne back to
Silver City, the old Bond home
stead which he established forty
one years ago where a great host
friends and neighbors gathered
to pay a last tribute to the man
whose lavish hospitality they had
enjoyed and by whose acts Of
beneyolence, friendship and kind
ness so many had benefited an
appropriate setting for the final
scene in tbs life drama
There was nothing. Of he nys-
tie about "Uncle Jimmie" and
he was not known rs a religious
man, but he endeared himself to
4 multitude by his blameless life
and deeds Of genuine goodness.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-02-28

He was the hardy type of
pioneer, a man of action, ION the
square the soul of gentleness
and honor, and his death was as
beautiful as his life, giving mean
ing to the words Of the great
writer who exclaimed, ooh
Death, where is thy sting, OH,
Grave, where thy victoryg"
So fades the summer cloud away,
SO sinks the gale when storms
are DER.
SO gently shuts the eye of day,
SO dies wave upon the shore;
Lies labor done, as sinks the clay,
Light from its load the spirit flies,
While heaven and earth combine to
say:
How blest the righteous when he
dies"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-02-28

And he shall bring forth thy right
eousne'ss as THE light and thy iudg
ment as the MONDAY
Rest in the Lord, and wait pa
tiently for him; fret not thyself be-
cause OF him who prospereth in his
way, because Of the man who bring
eth wicl ed devices to pass.
Cease from anger. and forsake
wrath, fret not thyself in any wise
to do evil.
For evildoers shall be cut off; but
those that wait upon the Lord, they
shall inherit the earth
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-02-28
EXPRESS PAcKAeETTEs

y + 4 4 y y i y = = = =
The Sabbath.
SiT days q toll poor child of Cain,
Thy strength The slave of want may
be;
The seventh thy limbs escape the
chain
A God hath made thee free.
-Bulwer-Ly Lytton
In all probability, Poor Lo" Jack
Barnett will be somewhat poorer be-
fore he gets through with Anna.
A certain banker in this town says
he has always been considered nice
looking but since he installed u new
set Of teeth he Is positively hand
some.
Out of respect for his modesty we
won't mention his name but his in
itials are NJ. F. G.
TO man up tree, it looks like
Cam would have made out a strong
er case II he had filed some affida-
Wits instead of being content to let
the ''Cat" testify for him.
81 Simp says he notices he always
needs fire in the stove as long as
the weather stays cool.
Chickasha fans win have scads
of fun this summer if they are will
ing to pay the price.
Play ball.
AS a matter of fact, almost any
rell fan will mortgage the old FAM
ily flivver to raise the price of "a
eason ticket Fl
OF course, Mr.. McGaha under.
stands that 1t must be a winning
team unless he wants Ito take on &
huge load of umpopularity.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-02-28
AS SINKS THE SUMMER SUN
TO REST.

II was nearing the close of a
winter day, warm and bright,
with all things betokening the
approach Of spring. All day long,
except at brief intervals when
clouds had obscured it, the sun
had flooded the world with glory
but now the great orb was slow
ly sinking behind the western
hills, and rs il dipped below the
horizon the spirit of an honored
Grady county pioneer passed
from a land of winter to another
realm whore fond hope and faith
firmly believe spring with all its
beauty, rcigns eternal.
L was long long day. as hn-
man standards mcaeurc which
thus came to close James
IL Bond. affectionateIv 1nown
to neighbors over wide conn-
tryside as "I'ncle Jimmie
seventv-eieht years and long
long trail had he Travelled from
the place of his birth across the
seas to the end Of his journey in
Chickasha. Beautifully as befit-
ted q sweet spirit. he fell asleep.
his soul winging its flight "as
SINKS the summer sun to rest. +"
Two hours before his passing
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-02-28
play BALL LET'S Gop

It's up to the business men and
fans 70 say whether Chickasha
Shall have league baseball team
ths season, and it is a ease
where money talks. Conversation
won't buy anything How many
season tickets viii you .akc'
Minor league baseball is a pret-
ty precarious business PROPOSE
ticn, brethren; a considerable
number Of sports who have drop
ped their "wad" in the game
will tell you that, but the propo-
sition presented to Chickasha by
Mr. McGaha doesn I seem to of
fer chance to anybody to go
broke on it. 1t appears that Mr..
McGaha is playing safe all the
way.
There are business benefits to
a town in having good league
team. 1t brings many people to
the town and puts it on the map
in the daily news. In the new
era which Chickasha is entering
upon as surely as the sun shines,
it is up to us to quicken our pace
and take on all the fixin's Of a
first-class city And anybody
knows that baseball is a part of
a big town propositions We must
have good, clean amusement for
the folks.
Wherefore, Mr. Fan and Mr..
Business Man, wake up and come
across with the price Of a season
ticket or two. BE a good sport,
boost Cllickasha, hl1 season
tickets and buy them now.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-02-28

doers, neither be uiou envious
against the workers of iniquity.
For they shall soon be cut down
like the grass, and wither as the
green herb.
Trust in the Lord, and do good, so
shalt thou dwell in the land, and
verify thou shalt be fed.
Delight dhyself also in the Lord;
and he shall give thee The desies
of Thine heart.
Commit thy want unto the Lord;
trust also in him; and he shall bring
it to pass.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-02-28
. A STOLEN SMILE ER TWO
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How to Stop Speeding.
Many motor speeders arrested
in your town, Uncle SIP
NO There used to be, but we
settled them fellers, all right,
Hain't been hardly an arrest in six
months"
How did you manager it?"
"Wall, we jest Fixed the speed I'm
It at rs miles an hour, an darned
few OF 'em kin make it, b'gosh!"--
Houston Post.
And Then He Ducked.
She-Jim, I've invited one of my
cid sweethearts Ito dinner. DO you
mind
He-Certainly net! always like
to meet lucky people.-Answers'
London.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-02-28
RiCh-TOne Is a Friend
of The Weak
III Has Made Me Strong and Well
Again. - Says ]. r. Martinez.

He writesi "Rich-Toue is wonder
full remedy for people who nre weak
desire to gain strength and energy
should take this truly famous tonic.
II has given me perfect health ant
cured me of ailments from which | had
long Ruffercd.-