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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-11-24
TOTE DIAMONDS;
PAIR ARRESTED
Fail to Explain Possession
of Il; Thieves Work

The possession OF a diamond could
not be explained by J, b. Sharp and
]. J. Raney. so Sergeant Frank
F'uqua arrested them Tuesday. They
are held on open charges.
Lettering near the Great Northern
docks, q. h Ramsay and Harry
Muttz were arrested by Patrolman
A. Gunterman and r ID. Van Horne
last night
Alleged TO have confessed stealing
a plano from ]. Huhanks, 1880 sixth
ave. N. e., Tuesday, w. L. McDevtte
and Dwight Ingraham were held by
police today. Patrolman X Ia Webb
arrested them at Third ave- and
Union st. Tuesday night
Gold watch, breastpin and nugget
were stolen from the home Of n Mrs.
Peoox, 5227 5lst ave S. The Re-
liable grocery. 18th ave. 8. and Shell
ton st., was entered during the night
and t1.5o IN pennies stolen. NJ. L.
Musllar. 6b2s 18th ave. N. E.. report
ed that the house at that address
had been entered thru bedroom
window. but nothing taken. Mrs.
Frank Henry. a747 n. 5lst ST.. madA
an identical report
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-11-24
Baby Caskets
in Court, but
No Slow Music

Only slow music was lackins-s
that was all
The procession moved DOWN no
corridors OF the county-city build
ing with all the solemnity thae
seemed 10 befit the occasion Two
baby caskets. borne BY sternfacc6
men. led the way.
Into Judge CALVIN g. Halls court
they took their course Spectators
sat quietly on tho long, wooden
benches while the caskets were iai1
on the center table.
.Frsser against CoTilns.s CALLED
The court and a mere question q
money was raised for argument
r. o. Fraser was seeking to Cd
lsct si.350 from Ambrose A. Collins
claiming he furnished moulds for
undertakerg supplies worth tha4
much.
The caskets vefe merely exhibits
In the casa -
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asked an automobile driver to take
them into the hills.
Guess rye seen cu-aIl before
said the driver. You're 'rcvenooers'
and / don't take you any place"
SO Hamilton and Reynolds walked
five miles to the farm of Herman
Torsch.
ANY oil hereabouts. Hermann
they asked the hackwoodsman.
"Dunno. there ought to be-
"Any moonshiney"
"Surei Make Il mysclf-
"Whcre's your stillg'
Ann Herman took the supposed
friends" into his attic There he
had a cable leading to a pond. On
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-11-24
U. S. SOAKING :
CITY C0LFERS?.
War Tax Illegal, Say Park
Board Members

Torel
DO ycu pay gol-uff On ne mus
nicipal iinks7
Then do you know that Uncle
Sam may be over-charEing you o.
the green fees?
Nibnck fans pay 10 per cent war
tax on every Is holes played WI
liam T. Beeks. deputy collector OK
customs here. says the tax Is =
legitimate charge. Members Of the
park board declare that the federal
government cannot collect a war tax
from municipally-owncd gole
courxe.
Is Beeks sficing his drive?
Seattle golf friends are interestc6
in the outcome of the dispute be-
tween the park board and the fedA
eral revenooer.
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SAVING
DEPOSITS CROW
Seattle Still 18th City ID
List j

Report Of the postn6RIcA. depnrU
ment just issued shows that for o..
tober there was q net increasD IN
postal savings Of Sl.7oe,coo. ~
aRainsts an increase Of tl,5ee,ooo for
September Total despesits IN the
United States on Nov. we're $ls3e
s5i32..
In the INST Of postoffces ranke4
according to tho total Of their postal
savings deposits, Seattle stands II
with e1.3s6.s15. San Francisco 10
18th and Tacoma 17th. Portland
Ore, is seventh from the head
Bisbee. Ariz.. brings up the reaD
guard with sioo.i17 on deposit. willis
New York stands at the top. vdth
s4s. 35s.22A
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-11-24
Submersible
Still Broken
by Reuenooers

RAYWIcK, KY. Nov. 24.--And
now comes the submarine still Or
maybe Il would be better To say
nov goes it,
For in Marion county. Kentucky.
where "moonshinc- hasn't got n
thing to do with tho sky. Federal
Prohibition Agents J. 6. Hamilton
and J. ii. Reynolds. have unearthed
and sunk the first and only Gas
far az ''revenooers" know subrnersL
BILE whisky stiii-
Posing as oil Inspector the Officers
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-11-24

COLORADO TgvBFrMENT 60.
aos Green Bldg, Fourth aud Pike.

aos Green bldsr Fourth and pika
MODERN nnIcK ApAHTMENT
Over 100 rooms. furnished. 80 apart
ments. steam heat; automatic
elevator; disappearing beds and
every buiit~in convenience. nets
zoo PEE ,s.ss son.h. aa ans ,, ih sssai a
PRICE 81. ooa, CASH $4,000
So ROOMS. DOWNTOWN CORNER
All fufniahed. l and Groom apart
msnisj sse metsfs Present own ~,
money fnastr. Owner retiring ~
good elfcumstaneea made out OF
the business.
"a ROOMS, ALL HousEKEEpIHG
GOOD fuisNiTfu,hhi ON FItHf
In n swell location; everything In
up-top shape frpn top % bottom,
inside ANA out, IL. really does net
itp per .menih, dhd tl.2o0 CASH
TWo GROOM FLATS
RIGHT IN TiiE HEART or THE
Lease 20 July, 1877. Mgst be col, oia
ever aud make offer
PIKE 1T. FLAT
. ROOM6, PANTBY AND BATH
lNoye hrat. rent go per mopth; and
the beet lot of fiIniture ,ou ever
cav for kzb0.
LIFT THE HOwLERs HOWL
AND THE GRDWtEith DHDWL
AND the pkOWIEitH PHOWL
AMI THE GEE-ftAMG GOT lT
liehlud tbs nieht there u plenty OF
light. ana things are all right.
Il KNOW 1T. WE'LL PROVE III
=. COLORADO. INVESTMENT. co;
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sKAarT RAY LANDS

Only $40 per acre. easy terms. Have
xou ffb you can inYnat today and
t4b more you can spare In 20 days
from now IL We can show you
where you can invest this amount
now aud IN five years you. VIII
have property worth from fs.huo
% $500, Will you Invest this sum
OF money!
Do you want 60 make a fortune In
NE next five Yfafs7 Our propo-
sition " one that Will bear the
siaseat Investigation. Mili You ,p1-
amount 90 money that You can IN
vest. we want 10 explain our offer
" YOU. You Will thank Us many
times for calling this 10 your at
a.nuen " you invest Win US.
esnlbls; Z L ' an fnsssimsni Ia
land, and you ran know how good
" ~ " you viii only take a few
minutes 81 time and cone 10 our
offies and talk the matter oyer
Win ia w are proud % What
Tia, L YOU s', eeaia is know his s sfes.
ositon ~ We know ~, that 10
would not BE- necessary for us 90
talk 20 you iosaet you 20 buy u;
sou would be stand ng Ia line
Thin offer h one that YOU cannot
afford 90 fail 20 Investigate Tha
richest land Ia the ntate 90 Wash
nsteni ffss fran stnmpn. stones
o. brush, level. aub-irrigafed
lands. ylrgin soil and only $40 per
but nevertheless ~ ia true, and
you are being offered ehnnre 90
set IN on this, Why delay longer
You viii be like iap people in the
tract No sold la July aud August,
fsu viii b. too late. DO you want
honor DO you want an invest
mrntT Then II you do, see what
NO are offering you. II costs you
nothing 20 Investigate our offer.
Come 20 our office aud get fun In
formation write or phone for pafs
tculAfH. Join our next ~xcursion
aud nee Tor yourself what No afs
offering you.
SPARKS a DYE. 1870 SECOND Ave.
Ground Floor.
Phone l9ftipti b0ib Open Evenings.
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LEGAL NOTICES


TO WHOM IT NAY coNcEHHs
This II 10 certify that ForreHtal A.
Anderson, Inc, have made an ap-
piication 20 maintain lumber
yard AZ l0l % III WcHtlahe ave.
NJ, lots q g, g, block 80, ID. =.
Denny's 9Th Addition. Anyone de-
string 10 protest such occupancy
must file such protest A. the Of
foe OF the building Department.
prisr 10 December Z. 1920
Rerllon 300. ORDINANCE No. 9lb7n.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-11-24
She Wanted Man,
Not a Divorce

SPOKANE. Nov. "a. - why,
don't you ask for divorce7" the
judge asked Mrs. Celia Croft who
had her husband. James Croft, ar.
rested for disturbing the peace. II
want him, judge" explained she,
Hes good husband when he's
sober. Never bothers me when he's
sober"
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10 AcRps ssoo

10 ACFEH $500
Terms 400 Cash $40 Fer Month,
Located II milfa west % Seattle, In
well settled berry and poultry dS-
tfiet. adjoining good neiRhhors.
with eAceiient market for your
product Some timber on the land.
and ready market FOR wood
Handy 10 city nearly any hour 81
cLrrFoHD LAND co
Ell Third Ave Eiliot, %.
10 TRAcrS sOI.D IN OcToBEA
DEEP. HicH GARDEN SOIL
ZINE HfsHhf LAND
BOTTOM LAND
Thereby cleared and we'll drained.
on PAVED TACOMA HIGHWAY
At RiFEHTON
Get a few acres ~ this fina land q nd
be INDEfENb ENf
pftc.N Reasonable. Terms Easy.
SQUIRE iNvIgTAfsNT co
hhln aits kak Empire HldE.
TaA ACREAGE WANTED
If Yor HAVE ACREAGE pom
sale near seattle and want quick
eetlop list u with
y. ,. PfAGRr a SON
SIS Third Ave Elliott sfs
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II has been calculated that the
wave power on the Japanese coast
represents about 100000 horse
power.
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County OF King. 50
!, A. G. kshike. assistant cashier
Of the above named bank, do sell
emnly swear that tho foregoing
statement is true to the best of my
knowledge and belief
a. c. kAlliKE, Assistant Cashier.
HENRY PrcKARD.
IL. w. BR1NKER,
Directors.
Subscribed and sworn TO before
me this 22nd day Of November, 1890.
LAWRENCE q. WILTON,
Notary Public. In and for the State
OF Washington. residing at seattle.
To WHOM 1T MAY CONcERNi
This Is 70 certify that VIM. Mcclellan
has made an application to cstah-
fish and maintain q blacksmith
and machine shop Mt 1923 Harbor
ave. s. w. lot 10, block g.. Replnt
w. Seattle l.. a Imp, Co. 3rd Ad-
dltion. Anyone desiring to pro-
test such occupancy must file
such protest at tho office OF the
building Department. Room COS
County-Clty building, prior Ia
December z. 1920.
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aMAII. noME nAnaArNa

81, 400. 400 canh-s-room piaatored
bungalow, bathroom. plumbing
rouKhad In! large lot. bloaka
ffom ear. a snap.
tf,sbo-Nlfty a-room bungalow, bufit
a few months ago. an attractive
httlc home. block from car termS
$1,000. 5000 Caah-s=room bungalow.
completely furntHhedi house In live
able condition hut not completed;
hnhding material on hand, a snap
Tor some onn who VIII buy this
home aud finish IT,
The above homea are near tho new
HIGHLAND park school, on Lake
linrion car, 80 minutes out call at
branch office. iath ava q. w, and
W. henderson. OF at main office
GLOBE SECURITIES co.
asi Central huildinE Elliott sos7
4 AooMa AND nATlf--NEM cor
taEe bungalow, not quite finished
but ready Ia nave Into at once.
now " the time 10 buy this. owner
has lett Tor East and has inatruct-
ed me 10 sell al once on your own
tsrmsi large lot k0xies feet. alley,
streets, city water. sidewalks 2
blocks from car line aud close 60
new 100000 brick city school. for
your information can make terms
a. low aH fiS a month, Take l.akh
fiurien cat Ut Occidental and feH-
Ter. set OFF at EimHrpvr 81. %
minutes from the heart OF the city;
l car fare. tA cents. A, 9. lar
tells OFFICE open every day and
sunday 10 a. ~. 60 >. "a.
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q moments notice Il was possible
10 release his stili and let II slide
down into the pond and disappear.
The officers destroyed the still
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-11-24

Vodka exceeds In strength the al
coholic beverages Of any other coun-
try.
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FARMS WANTED

WANTED
Good farms and acreage for sale OF
n. d. CLARK
ioIs Third Ava Elliott 37sb.
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ACREAGE

ytyr WHAT YoU WANT
Here Is where . dollar bays . dos-
lars worth
20 acres: nearly an p~vcf, parity
black bottom. very easy 10 clear:
on county road. short drive 70 So
attic ferry Ideal place for chick
ems and berrics Price $1,000. half
cash
20 acres; nearly level; alder bottom,
close To school $500. f3ho cash
10 acres: one-third black bottom; al
der. maple and Halmunbcrry brush.
on county roAd. =. mile from H. H.
station. stores and high school;
driving distance TO seattle Price
ts00
10 acres: all fenc-ts part ci~nred;
small house; a mile from town
Price fi.200; half cash
10 acres: acres cleared; t-rocn
house. barn, chicken house. wall.
orchard. 1880; tioe cash
10 acres; two thirds leyols vow essy
10 clear. $1,000; half cash.
Amy Of these places are Ideal for
poultry, borrien or any kind Of
small fruit which give You an
early return; handy 20 market.
and always ready cash for your
product
AAsEr 4 SEXTON
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.. oFF1cE BUSINESS -
Half Interest, 1850
A man who u an aEgrea-
Fife worker and a clear
thinker can secure an
. equal half Interest In an
old established downtown
office business that ~
making net pTont 81
5000 o. 1900 a months aud
> business lr Increasing
. steadily. This 10 clean.
profitable aud exception
ally Interesting lima. and
viii sell 20 the first man
who can qualify.
SEATTLE INVESTMENT ca. =
ezi heaboArd BID, fth a Pike.
. go.
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SMALL CASH tltDtEf1
New building. 2 nice rooms down.
stairs and 4 beautiful rooms and
hath upstairs. also has garage. The
price s $500, and your moneys
worth m Ia sight: paved street and
eariinc. Hubbard a EaSton. sz7
Soaboard bldg.
CIGAR STAND FOR LADY
This a good ilttle stand. and In q
daily businss. at a good profit.
Two ladies' could make good
thing Of a. Price only $3.50. See
MI HUNT. ts2 Burke Bids See
ond aud Marion.
''BAKERY AND DELTcATEssEN-
Brick oven. ciosc.in downtown ioca-
ton. doing over 81 900 per week
rctBil " you want real money
maker pee this. Hubbard A f.as,on.
sSI Seai,oard Bldg.
4 RooMS PINE FuRNITuR Il.
close IN, low rent, arranged IN
hssssAssP1,ns .s.s,,,'s.i Usn $50
sGROCERY STOCK"
Al invoice, owner will rent you the
building and his fixtures for $50
per month with lease . living
rooms; doing from $40 10 $50 per
day cash; no delivery: about 81. zoo
required. hoe Hubbard & E.aston.
sg5 Seabnard BidR.
GROCERIES
have s~ms extra good buyers IN
small groceries from 1900 up.
Joh neou. sas New York Block.
81 SPECIAL NOTICES
CASCADE MINERAL FAITHS
NsN and Improved method Hene-
fetal IN al casss " rheumatism.
neuralgia. akin and blood diseases.
1905 ssth avc Phone East st72.
- PERSONAL
MADAME oAI-SEN. PARIS GRAD
uatcs viii taks a few pupils even
tnGs for the face. scalp and per-
marent waving: private lessons.
LAplEE IMPROVEMENT. SHOP
Main sso7. $40 union ~,
No operations. Natural remedies;
electric massage. light thsrmo.
vspor baths. fle Fifst ave. NJ
tiia. DIR LILLIAN CHANDLER,
Sanipraotor
FRIEND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW
" Mrs. NJ. sutton is IN Seattle
Left Butler hotel. Spokane. over
year ago. Notify Box -. Port
IA md
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DIR v. N. FREER
Physician aud Eufgeoa
Chronic biaeasea.
feIsh Third Ave
swEATs. MASSAGE, SALT CLOVIS.
shower. AL Peoples Bank Bldg
second and Pike.
Anna Marks. Hydfotherapy. scicntlf-
ic massage. 60T Mutual Lfe HID
First and Ycnlar
100 real. ESTATE tDANS
MONEY FOR WASHINGTON FARM
AND ACREAGE LOANS. Prompt
service. L. A. RoT1iE FARM
MORTGAGE CO. Inc. Leary Bldg.
Main toio.
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BUY a GOOD LITE
lie grand plano. standard make,
ike ChickeriDR. StfinWay.
Mason Hsmlln or Kimbali pre-
fcrred. Will pay cash " price is
Reasonable. and clear title. Adj
dress G-l5z. star
The evening world., 1920-09-03
BIZ Roger BQfchelder.

= US VAZAC'S goat, "Mox," is
III back and the east side breathes
again. For eight years "Mox"
had answered the morning rollcall
without fail, and when he was finally
reported absent, about ten days ago,
the east side felt the same emotion as
when silver Dollar" Smith decided
TO close his famous saloon. Another
landmark was gone, and the east side,
more than any other section OF the
city, chcrshes its landmarks. And II
anything or anybody could be a land
mark "Mox" was and, luckily, still IL.
Some seven years ago MOx came
to this city from Canarsie and for
the requisite time was fed from a
bottle. AS a mascot for the bar at
which Gus presided, he eventually
became entitled TO round every 50
often. 'MoX" soon became con
noisseur. Nothing but the best
(Which then cost at least ten cents)
was permissible. In the morning "MoX"
would come 70 the bar, place his
fore feet thereupon and wait until the
yG-opener came. When the boys
assembled in the evening he would
hang around unth they gave him a
drink to get rid OF him. He who
offered a highbaH or a glass OF nickel
booze was scorned. "Mox" would have
none OF 1t, and would evinoe his
disapprova by butting fiercely the
prospective donor,
All of which was perfectly fitting
and proper untn a gentleman named
Volstead placed a premium on eye
openers and "snifters." His actions
reflected on "Mox" and thereby on
the entire east side. "Mox" became
morose; when the morning eye
opener failed 10 appear he scratched
the bar until some one favored him.
And when the inferior brands made
their popular appearance he dis
dained them and rewarded those who
offered them by fierce butts Tie
began 10 wander, for the first time,
and made ravages on the push cart
which had fruit on the corner and
the man who sold cahhAg@s and other
greens three doors south.
AS always. he was epicurean with
The evening world., 1920-09-03

the Burke-Roche twins to servo this
country in the war were held up, be-
cause they were considered English
subjects. However. they eventually
succeeded in Joining the colors--Mau-
rice in the Naval Reserve and Fran
els in a Harvard unit reserve officer
training corps, Which display Of in
growing Americanism may have con-
soled the spirit Of stalwart Frank
Work for the holes shot through his
codicHs.
Why did he make them7 Clearly
because OF his hatred Of international
marriages. as aroused by the expert
ences OF the boys mother, Mrs.
Frances Ellen Work. A few years
after her marriage, against her
fathers wishes, to the Briton, Burke
Roche, he went back to London to
live, leaving his beautiful wife in this
country. Forgiven after her divorce,
she once more Infatuated her father
by marrying Aurel Batonyt, a profess
sional whip and a Hungarian. She
gave him up, finally. at Frank
Works insistence, and after her sec
The evening world., 1920-09-03
&Gpy 5lull5
E3N
Pop L. WsCOpGo1ls

Tss re S- T4ort Ni U-sl sS Wo1id1 ~
n mrs. JARR had come to that
VI particular store In which they
met to get shoes for the chill
dren. and Mrs. Hlckett had come for
Kitchen ware.
i've Just finished my shopping"
said Mrs. JarT, and was going 70
take luncheon; will you join me"
But you do not lunch hereH Now,
reallyI' asked Mrs. Hickett in tone
Of slight surprise.
Sometimes l do when I'm in a
hurry" said Mrs. JRrr. and l am in
a hurry. ] promised Mrs Stryver to
be over to her house and help her
get out her correspondence. She's
just back from her country place for
a few days"
This was a slap at Mrs. Hickett,
who was not In Mrs. StTyver's social
set. Mrs. Hickett rejoined quickly:
ION, those odiouR, vulgar Stryvers!
But Mrs. Styver pays for such SEQ
retarial work. OF course7'
"Oh, yes. she pays her lady secre-
tary. an impoverished English gentle
woman" said Mrs. Jarr. evading the
thrust, but, OF course, she needs the
assistance of some one to advise her
Mrs. Stryver, l mean--'becauBe so
many cards are out that the names
Of undesirable people may get on the
list unless some one of tact suggests
To her who's who"
This really meant: And I'll see
that you are not invited. my ladyi"
"Oh. well, never attend those
mixed affairs" said Mrs. Hicicett
We'll. let US order tea and we can
select a NH 70
is bringing it," suggested Mrs. Jarr
She said I'VE" because she did not
rightly figure out whether Mrs. HiclS-
EFT or herself would play tho hostess.
Mrs. HiclCctt hemInud and hawed
over the card She wanted simply to
order a sandwich in case II would be-
fail that she was to pay; in case Mrs
Jarr was to pay she would take
chops, a salad and dessert
The same thought was passing
through Mrs. JarTs mind. So abe
said she'd have a chicken sandwich
thinking, II Mrs. Hickett was to treat,
she would say. ION. no: take chops
or a steak!"
But Mrs. iIicKstt said no such
words, and the waitress, coming back
with the tea, received two orders for
chicken sandwiches, and after much
fencing both ladies insisted that WA
all they positively could eat.
The check being only $I.lO, includ-
ing tip TO waitress, both ladies were
so insistent upon paying that matters
came to a deadlock. Finally Mrs. Hick-
cit suggested that as It was such a
trifie it would be good fun to divide
and each pay half, and on this basis
At was compromised
The ladies then parted, Mrs. Jarr
coming home in great Indignation.
Il rust hate that Mrs. Hickett," she
confided TO Mr.. Jarr. There she was
hanging around In hopes l would buy
her an expensive luncheon!"
"Oh. WE'LL" said Mr. Jarr, ut was
all In the days shopping"
''Oh, you think so, do your" replied
Mrs. Jarr. well. I'll have to 20 down
to the stores again tomorrow. |
couldn't go order the children's shoes
when she forced me to say I'd been
there selecting velvet chiffon dras
patterns, could II"
Mr.. Jarr said he didn't know about
that, which was true.
The evening world., 1920-09-03

choice. Wine has 20. Helpless Eila,,v
couldn't get to work r-ithout her 6si,'
Woman Hating Vst--If Whey sTs.
fuses 70 hit the boards At arst-rnIi
Just ofer to decide by Hoping "a coin
And, Lordy man, make sure thA coin
has two heads.
Miss DOtroit-In nv home town he
man. as a general rule, gets up frst
Seorpe OF Mt. kisoo--Boys, n1l5,i-
county girl They get up and light
the hre. At least Mt. Klsco girls do
Mrs. B., East New York-Anv- tSIfa
or mother isn't worth supporting nm
less she gets up first and prepc res
breakfast. I've done IL for tweutsy-
one years, and never got nstcb
thanks, but II hasn't harmed me anv
Brooklyn Seetor--When the first
streaks OF dawn light up the house
tops wiley arises from the soft and
downy and listlesEly drags her, feet
kitchenward. Two hours later, n An
down and enjoy the results.
Pollyanna-Fm 80 glad l can get nm
and get hubby's chow It's not 6h1Va
duty, but a privilege. Hubby Ia glad.
too.
Mysterious kitty-Both get IN Az
the morning and harmonize al day
long
Fair Wise Maid--It you're aV8ve
10 your husband he'll take adVai 80
OF It and visit his sick friend" ftrS
night. Id
Gen. Mransle--Hazel says for Min
to jump and turn on Big Ben. N4'n
not exactly henpecked. but shS8 a
Cave-man blonde. -
Ho- Ho- kus-WifeH OF course u
dies before gents,
Morris, HrcnN--Not ghAr she hae
three kids to care f0E ~ a.. / say
let her sleep.
The evening world., 1920-09-03

cry beer and Instantly cooked vlanda
Finally "MoX" became depressed, and,
ten days ago, disappeared A week
later he was discovered In the city
pound, whittier tho dog -catcher had
taken him II was learned that he
had made the round OF saloons in the
neighborhood, and, not finding any
bevcra gds of the required proof. had
gone on until the police OF the Madl-
son street Station had turned him
over 20 the dog catcher.
And now, though ne seems happy
10 DE back 10 his old home, something
is lacking-his quota OF "snifters." He
ferOclouBly butts all entrants to the
cafe and calls to mind Billy. who for
Ave years was an haDitue OF the Bow
cry. Billy went TO and fro from the
old Globe and World hotels. and
begged drinks. II a seidel OF beer
were on the bar he would place his
feet on the top and take Il like any
gentleman. Sometimes they gave him
real hOotch, and often Billy was seen
staggering down the Bowery in the
grip Of the patro.man on the beat who
was taking him home. When he died,
not long ago, the neighbOrhod gave
him a wake and funeral with all
frllls.
Its this way" complained Gus, as
"MOX" lowered his head and started
for a prospective customer for celery
tonic. II don't know what III do. / can't
let "Mox" 20, for he's been around
for seven years, But n / keep him,
whore viii I get his 'snifters?' And II
/ don't he'll either leave for good or
pass out beca use Of disappointment
There We are. I've Just pint left
that 3 friend brought In. and that ~
good for a week After that what
will happenG"