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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-11
LOCAL WRESTLER WILL
APPEAR IN KENTUCKY

Joseph SzabO, the crack light
weight wrestler of South Bend. viii
meet Joe Lulles OF Ashland, Ky. on
Jan. i in that city A bout has also
been arranged with highly touted
wrestler from Huntington. w Va.
This will be staged in Huntington
Jan. 16, and both of these contests
are expected TO be hard fought, as
the contestants are in great trim for
the battles.
Szabo has been training daily i'm
Magyar hall and says he is i'm the
pink of condition. Nargo. who has
been working out with Szabo viii
meet Kid Bobarige i'm Louisville
Jan. Il. The bout will be a finish
ed one. and Nargo is confident of
victory
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-11
CHICAGO WINS

CHICAGO. Jan. 1O.-The Univer-
sity of Chicago basketball team de-
feated the University of Iowa five
tonight, 81 TO Is, i'm a conference
basketball game. The first half end
ed with the AIaroous i'm the lead.
Is 10 9. Birkon OF Chicago was the
leading point getter.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-11
THE WORLD O. SPORTS

With Ruth. Baker and Pipp the
YanNs now have a Home-run mo-
nopo-y.
a Kansas high schoo' basketball
team is composed of five sisters.
The substitute is a cousin
Ccuter college plays DcPauw in
indianapolis next Nov. 6tn accord
ing TO present arrangements.
Butch Scanlon is scheduled to re-
turn To coach Purdue again next
fall one star Huffine, will be miss
ing when football time comes.
Lddie Casey of Harvard has once
NOR changed his mind This time
rumor says he viii return 90 school
next fall and become a candidate for
the captaincy of the Crimson eleven
Old Pop Arson. captain of about
the hrse baseball team Notre Dame
ever had. has been frequently men
toned as successor 20 Garry Herr
man. as chairman OF the national
commission
Grantland Rice says Eddie Casey
was the best forward pass receiver
of the year. Perhaps, But did the
New York scribe ever see Kirk. An
derson and Bergman OF Notre
Dame
Football players might some day
star in the movies. When Harvard
was ON the coast. Eddie Mahan.
sam FELTON, and Tommy Campbell
meandered out To- a studio and took
part I'm film production. They
played in a mob scene.
The New Haven baseball club Of
the Eastern league viii be the only
professional nine i'm the land 10 have
an Indian battery next season. Chief
Meyer former Giant backstop. viii
manage and catch. and Chief Ben
der former Athletic. viii twirl
HelDie Zimmerman. old Cub star
GOT no part OF the Giants share Of
the worlds series cash Although
the Giants finished the season Pm
second place and cams in for lib-
eral slice. Heinie's feUow-Cfiaurs
voted him ont of his share
Why when catcher is hit with
foul uu and aUUareutlv suffering
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-11

Boxing and wrestling are in their
hevday in this vicinity now. Tuesday
right Rid Ross viii meet Matte Mat
suda IN MiShawaka. and Jan. %
Frankie Mason. South Bends great
dyweight boxer. will appear against
Johnny Richie whom he should
beat decisively Last week Eitchio
received trouncing from Pete Her
man. fyweight champ. and he viii
find that Frankie is just as tough
as Pete If not tougher
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-11

Bobby Mclean. recognized cham
pion ice skater of America will sail
Friday. Jan. 16. for Christiana.
Norway where he will meet Oscar
Mathieson the worlds champion
professional skater. in either seven
on nine races. the distances 10 vary
from 200 10 10. 900 metz es The win
ner I'm the majority of these races
viii then be accepted as the worlds
champion ice skater. Good luck 90
YOU Bobby, and may YOU bring
home the bacon.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-11

ADDITIONAL SPORT on PAGE 3
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-11

why when catcher is ht with
a font tia aud aUuareutIv suffering
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-11

Many South Bend golfers are
looking forward TO the day when
the snow will be all melted and they
can get to swinging their beloved
clubs again. The more optimistic of
them are starting 90 shine up their
irons now. and some are even bet
ting that they viii be the first one
ON the links
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-11

does he get the sympathy OF the
crowd" queries Billy Evans.
why" he continues. when the
umpire is similarly hit with a foul,
do most of the fans give vent TO
their feelings with much laughter?
Don't ask me. I am an um-
pire."
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-11

Tt seems to he a great fad among
the major league sport mOguls to
spend "a lot of kale this hot-stove
season i'm buying up stars in hopes
Of winning the pennant next sea-
son. Pat Moran, manager of the
worlds champion Reds, is, as YOU
will notice. laying low on dealing
out the kopecs so prOmisCuously,
but is using his head instead by Civ
ing his players a boost in salaries.
and If he doesn't repeat i'm winning
the championship again next year
il viii be because the whole team
viii be suffering from broken limbs.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-11

Grantland Rice says Eddie Casey
was the best forward pass receiver
'f the year Perhaps But did the
New York sc-ibe ever see Kirk. An
lerson and Bergman OF Nore
Dance
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-11

BUtCh Scanlon is scheduled To re-
turn To coach Purdue again next
fall. one star. Hufine. will be miss
ing when football time comes
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-11

40 more Hickey for St. Louis.
Not prohibition news, but a report
that the present manager of the
Cardinals is planning 10 give way
TO Hugo Bezdek of the Pirates.
Bezdek disported himself against
Goats locals at Cartier field last
spring. Max Carey. who made his
professional debut I'm South Bend,
is slated 10 succeed Bezdek in Pitts
burg
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-11

Old Pop Arson. captain of about
.he hrse baseball team Notre Dame
ever had has been frequently men
toned as successor 20 Garry Herr
man. as chairman OF the national
commission.
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
LIQUOR shot
IN TORPEDOES
Big Shells Filled With Booze
Fired From Canada and
Picked Up in U. S.
uPubIie Ledger ServiceD

Jules Verne had nothing on the
whisky blockade runners along the
Great Lakes. according to Mai. A.
V Dalrymple. prohibition enforce
ment ofiCN for Illinois. Wisconsin
Indiana. and Michigan, and the CEN
trail figure in the sO-Called whisky
rebellion. who announced here yes
terday that tOrpedoes loaded with
rye. bourbon. and Scotch are being
launched on the Canadian side for
trip through the water, and even
tuaIly arriving in the cellars of
United States consumers
Mai. Dalrymple came to Wash
inCtOn in an effort to obtain A Larger
STAFF from Federal Prohibition Com
missioner Kramer.
Il intercepted one of these Iiouor-
laden prOjectiles myself" said Mai
Dalrymple- The torpedo leaves the
Canadian side at a moderate rate OF
speed, about three feet under the
water. and when nearly spent is
picked up by one Of the many small
boats which infest the lake. NV
men caught a crew Of these Offend
ers right in the act
We have seized over S2.5OO, 900
worth Of liquor in my district in the
last several months. and in the last
two weeks over $4,000 cases of wet
goods have been taken
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
ALLEGED HEAD
OF FCLIQUEHELD
Court Puts Reputed Brain
Of Auto Thieves Under
$4,000 Bond.

Morris Elias, a used car dealer of
Newark. y. J., alleged to have been
the brain of clique of automobile
thieves operating in New York City,
through whose efforts a half mil
lion dollars worth of machines were
stolen and shipped to various cities,
was arraigned before Justice Siddons
in Criminal Court here yesterday
and held under $4,000 bond.
Elias pleaded not guilty, and was
released upon furnishing bond. to
await the action of the grand jury
Washington and New York police
succeeded in tracing 20 of the stolen
automobiles, and actually recovered
-. OF the 81, 10 are now subject
matter of replevin suits filed by
owners in the District Supreme
Court against Edwin B. Hesse
property clerk of the Washington
police department, and the Penn
sylvania Railroad. over which Elias
is alleged to have been shipping the
stolen machines.
The process by which Elias and
his confederates are alleged to have
operated included renumbering the
engines of the stolen New York
machines. and because of expert
work in this detail, police have ex-
perie need much difficulty in tracing
the stolen property.
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
INDUSTRY GAINS
EXCEEDLOSSES
Eight of Fourteen Show In.
crease In Employment
Against Decrease in 6.

of fourteen manufacturing indus
tries throughout the United States,
eight show increases and six de-
creases in the amount of employment
for the month Of July, 1920, as COM
pared with July, 1919, according to
a report issued yesterday by the
Bureau Of Labor Statistics Of the
Department of Labor.
The industries include iron and
steel automobiles. car building, cot
ton manufacturing, hosiery and un-
. dvrwear, wOOlen, silk. mems cloth
Ing, leather and others. The largest
increase, S2.S per cent, was in mems
Icady-made clothing, while paper
making and cigar manufacturing
show increases of 1876 and 90 per
cent. respectively. Decreases of So )
per cent in wooden manufacturing
and 81 per cent in boots and shoes
are shown.
In the number carried on the pay
roll, the iron and steel Industry
shows an increase on July, 1919, of
per cent; automobiles, 50. and car
building. 4 per cent. Industries
showing decrease are hosiery and
underwear, a decrease of 3 per
cent; woolen. 55.5 per cent; silk, 5.S
per cent; leather, 30 per cent. In
coal mining there was a decrease in
employees OF Al per cent.
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
STILL FURTHER DROP
IN SUGAR EXPECTED

New York. Aug. 2O-Lower sugar
prices in the near future were seen
today as a result Of the decline in
the wholesale price Of the raw
Cuban products. which was quoted
at lie in the open market Local
rehners have bought $4,000 bags ot
Cuba sugar. due 10 arrive here
shortly, at II cents. and $4,000 aG-
ditfonal pounds were said 10 have
been purchased by operators at the
same price.
There were other sugar offerings
including Porto Ricsn crop at about
l2c and full duty sugar at 10 5-4c
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
PRINTS REVEAL
SUICIDE'SNAME
Army Records Identify Wal
ter Reed Man Who
Hanged Self.

Identification, by means of finger
prints, of the soldier who was
found hanging in a barn near Wal
ter Reed hospital Wednesday night,
was positively established yesterday
by army authorities.
He was Michael ]. Ferda, a pa
tlent in the psychiatric ward and a
former member of the Quartermas-
ter Corps Ferda had been suffer
ing from dementia and, along with
John ]. Flutters. who until yester-
day was supposed to have been the
dead man, had been missing from
the Takoma Park institution since
August O.
Major NJ. S. Ashford. day admin
istrative officer at the hospital, went
10 the morgue during the afternoon
and obtained prints from the fingers
OF the dead man. These were com
pared with enlistment records in the
once OF the adjUtant general.
Miss Anna Ferda, r. F. D., Route
No 3, Box No. So. Pennsylvania,
was named by Ferda as a sister.
She has been notified.
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
THREATOF MOB
SCARES POLICE
Two Prisoners Spirited
From Martinsburg to
State Jail.
Especial to Washington HeraId.)

MartinsbuTg, w. Va, Aug. 90
After rumors had reached the Jail
that a mob was being organized in
the city. county and State, officers
today spirited Ollie Arnett, colored.
to the State penitentiary at
Moundsville where he will be held
for trial.
AFnett was arrested after an al
legged assault on Mrs. Charles Keis-
ter last night.
Mrs Kesteri drove to Martins
burg last night with her husband
from Four Mile Woods, quarry
village in this county. She said that
she was on her way home from
visiting a neighbor when Arnett
attacked her.
Her body was covered with
bruises caused, she claimed, by her
struggle with the man.
She positively Identified Arnett
The negro maintains his Innocence.
Charles W. Brown. who is held
charged with beating his wife to
death with a shotgun and against
whom many lynChing threats have
been made. also was removed to
Moundsville secretly and under
heavy guard.
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
BLAST KILLS TWO
AT GASOLINE STATION

Syracuse. y. Y Aug. 20.-TWo
persons, possibly more, were killed
and eight seriously injured in an
explosion which demolished a gaso-
line service station today
The known dead are: H r Green
land. manager Of the station. and
Harry watkiss. a plumber, who was
at work, repairing leak in one OF
the pipes. George Pfhole- 20, an
employe Of the station. is missing
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
Weather Again Delays
Work on Key Bridge

Because of the second set back
suffered yesterday by the engineers
constructing the new Key Bridge
at Georgetown from unfavora Bile
weather, il was stated yesterday
that il probably would be next
week before they would attempt to
span the arch with the floating steel
framework.
Every precaUtion is being taken
by the engineers on account of the
serious delay any mishap to the
franz might cause. 4 fair breeze
blowing either up or down the river,
the engineers state, might carry the
barge on which the framework is
erected, out of alignment at a
critical moment.
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
DELAY CONFERENCE
ON RECLASSIFICATION

The meeting of the joint confer
ence on reclassifcation, scheduled
for last night aboard the steamer
st. Johns. was postponed until Sep
tember l because of inclement
weather.
Meetings OF employees will be held
next week in the Pension Bureau
and Interior Department Buildings
preparatory to the beginning of in
tensive campaigning for reclassifica-
tiOn September /.
Members of the Federation of
Federal Employees, who had also
planned to hold an excursion on the
steamer st. Johns, have postponed
their outing until September /.
holders of tickets have ben asked to
retain them.
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
DANIELS TO PROBE
SAMOAN WRANGLE

A complete line of action with re-
spect to the alleged misgovernment
OF the American Samoan Island OF
Tutuila under Gov. Terhune, will be
formulated after Secretary Daniels
mas had a personal interview with
Lieut. Commander Boucher, recently
from the island, who is expected al
an early date at the Navy Depart
ment.
Commander Boucher was ordered
nome from Tutuila by Gov. Terhune
VINO in turn has been relieved OF
duty there by the War Department
inc new governor. Capt. Evans
was supposed to have left San Fran
cisco yesterday for his post in Tu-
tulIa; Navy oficials said the mat
ters in dispute are largely nersonaI
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
CLASSIFIED MISCELLANY
Legal Notices-Con.

for and IN the place Of Il. b. Gordon, non
resident. who was named as trustee in d
deed Of trust msde by one Harold II. Gal
hett on about the 2sth DAY OF July, A. D,
1914 conveying lots numbered two and three
in SQUARE twenty hundred and twenty-five
10 secure Fulton r. Gordon in the sum Of
thirty eight hundred and siIty-Ope dollars
lS3 SOL. on motion Of the piaintif, il is
this 9th day Of August, A. D., 1920, OR
DERED, that the defendant. Harold Ii.
Galliett slow csuse, IL any he has, on or
before the 4Oth day. exclusive OF Sundays
and legal holidays. occurring after the day
of the first publication Of tins order, why
such relief should not b. granted: other
wise the cause will be proceeded with as
IN case Of default Provided. copy Of this
order Be- published once q week for three
successive weeks in the Washington Law
Reporter and The Washington Herald be
fore said date. BY the court: WILLIAM
HITZ. Justice. A true copy. Test: tSeall
MORGAN H. BEACH. Clerk. By FRED {.
O'CONNELL. Asst. Clerk.
su7.l42l-3t
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
Proposals

ington, D. C.. August l.. 1920. Sealed
proposals will se received at this onics
Room 500, District Building, until = o'clock
p. M. Wednesday, August =, 1920 for
grading certain streets and an alley az
gregating about l. 2OO cubic yards Of grad
ing. Blank forms Of proposals, specifications
and all necessary Information may be OBJ
tanned from the Chief Clerk, Engineer De-
partment. Room 80 District Building
LOCIS BROwNLOW, CHARLES W. kUTZ,
Comm ssioners, n. c. aUl7-5t
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
CONVENTION HALL
PLAN TO BE REPORTED

me subcommittee Of the Chamber
Of Commerce appointed to consider
the advisability OF building a con-
vention hall in this city capable Of
accommodating the largest gather
ings, met yesterday afternoon in the
rooms Of the chamber
The committee. which is composed
OF Chaplin Brown, William F. GUIDE,
w. S. Corby, Samuel Ross, R. p An
drews and NJ. A Leese. after a thor
ough consideration of thes project
will make a report to a full meet
ing Of the board of directors Of the
chamber at a later date.
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
|. G. eRossMAN, Attorney.

IN THE SUPREME COURT OF THE DIS
trirt Of Columbia. Anna NJ. Lowndes vs.
Richard W. L0Wndes. Equity No. 37462.
The object Of this suit Is 10 secure an sbso-
Lutte divorce on the grounds Of adultery. 90
motion Of the complainant, il Is this 9Th
day ot August 1870. ordered that the de-
fendant. Richard W. Lowndes. cause his
appearance to be entered herein on or be
fore the foTtieth DAY. exclusive Of SGnday :
and legal holidays. occurring after the day
Of the rrst publication Of this order; other
wise the cause Will he proceeded with a.
in case Of default. Provided. a copy of
this order be published onre a week tor
three successive weeks in the Washington
Law Reporter and The Washington Herald
before >sid day. By the court: WILLIAM
HITZ. Justice true copy. Test: lSeall
MORGAN H. BEACH. CLERK. BY PRED c.
Og ONNELL. Asst Clerk.
suT Il ola
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
French War Veterans .
Just Hate Stiff Lids

Only newly rich and older men
wear straw hats, according to one
OF the most fashionable hatters in
Paris.
Men who were in the war hate
stif hats" he declares. The DERBY
Is very unpopular; in fact, almost
everybody remarks that men who
we're i'm the trenches wear soft hats
for every occasion.
Even the hot weather has
brought out few straw hats of the
old type"
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
CAN UNDERSTAND FROG
TALK, GIRL CLAIMS

frogs. beetles ana other creatures
Rave their own language, declares
Mile. Phisalic, head Of the patho-
logical laboratory Of the Colonial
Museum Of Natural History in Paris.
Mile Phisalie also claims that
during her many years OF research
work she has learned to understand
their language.
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT

Wanted TO Rent. IS
FLOOR SPACE FOR STORAGE on GROUND
floor: reasonable; state size, loca ton. price.
BOX l00-C, Herald office. au20-3t
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENTS
Classified display
FLOOR OIL
(Copynght, 1890 by the Press Publishing Col
1.-THE New York Evening world-)

HUNTERS FLOOR on KEEPS THE
nO0rs clean and bright Gives then a
polish. Good for your furniture, try Il. Can
h. used with any mop or rag. VIII clean
and polish rhe finest automobile No scid in
this oil. Sl.O0 per gal Phone Franklin ll4G
or drop postal ll3 Pa. ave. NV. ju25-tf
CONTRACTING AND BUILDING
and repairs done quickly. For estimat tea
eIu North 6555 anytime suf-sOt
REFRrGERATORs a ICE BoIEA
NELSON REFRIGERATOR co.
uIGH-GRADE REFRIGERAToRs.
oll F ST. N. W. Franklin 2757
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
Houses for Sale

Houses for Sale 20
1871 | KENYON ST.-TEN ROOMS.
two baths. hardwood trim, hot
water heat, electricity; garage; va
cant. Price $l2,500; will rent SIPS.
D. H. JOHNSON CO., 1888 H st.
NV. aul9-3t
NEW NGALOws-YACANT LOTS 1907
'225; Hyatnvile; two blocks cars; $4,000;
$500 cash; G. c. Walker. Kenois Bldg. llth
and C sts iu l7-9Ot
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
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The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
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Have you 500 to invest in a
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The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
CLASSIFIED RATES

l. o. d. Insertions, lie per line additional
Educa tionsl
Open rate, 10c; 20 times or more, Sc.
Resorts and Hotels Card Rates
Contrsct Rates on Request
Minimum Five Lines.
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
CARPETS vs.. MOTHS.

HSve your carpets and rnEs cleaned. paes-
eo ard stored mothprOof b. the
SANITARY CARPET CLEANING Co
tlE n. }. ave- ~. Phone Lincoln I4sl.
mHlS-S1t
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21

EXECUTIVE WANTED TO BECOME IN
terested in corporation engaged in large
wholesale business in Washington. Must
have some money. Attractive proposition
to right party. Address co, Herald Of
nee. auls-at
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
EMPLOYMENT
Help wanted-FemaIe.

Help Wanted-Femnle. 10
YOUNG WOMEN WANTED TO LEARN
telephone operating; salary. SI7 per week
to start; s21 per week beginning Of fifth
week and regular increases thereafter.
Lunches at cost and paid vacation each year.
Apply at ROOM sO2. 725 18th st. NV. The
Chesapeake & Potomac Telephone Co.
au2O-tf
WANTED-wHITE WOMAN COOK: SOL
month, board and lodging; TO cook break
fast. dinner at noon and early supper; chill
drPn's institution; must have good ref
erences; good health and appearance; q good
position for the right person. Apply WON
ANS BUREAU, Room 5ll-A, District Bldg,
until p. m. au2U2t
Help wanted-MaIe. IL
MAN TO DELIVER ICE TO APARTMENT
houses. D. L. SHEA, Second and n north
east au2l-3t.
GOOD OPPORTUNITY-YOC MEN OVER
l8 years OF age wanted 20 learn Eews-
paper business. Apply CITY EDITOR,
Washington Herald, after =. m. au21-t
PAINTERS-SIX FIRST CLASS, AT ONCE.
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aul9-4t
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
Help wanted-MaIe.
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The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
I ndCrIakcT

Funeral Designs
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
TIMING

REFINISHING AND UPHoLsTERTNG FUR-
niture our sPecialty; get our estimate he-
fore placing order elsewhere. ACME Up
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fuTn-EsH
The Washington herald., 1920-08-21
ROOMS TO LET
Furnished Rooms.

o24 sth ST. Nw.-FIyE ROOMS; L. ii: e.
or single; electricity. Phone Columbia oSoo.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-09-18

NLAA
II is a mighty good thing for the
lawyers that the girls are not as an
xious to stay married as they are
to get married.
There isn't as much fun in doing
the things that you should do as
there is in doing the things that you
should not do.
What has become of the q. 2.
.stork that used to call on the Queen
of Spain every year?
When a girl is tempted to see how
close to the Danger Line she car go
without stepping over it, she always
steps owe it.
Every time you manage to con-
vince a man that he is wrong you
make another enemy.
The Lord supplied each of US with
a Counsellor. But WI would rather
go to a lawyer than listen to our
Conscience.
A Hippopotamus has too much
sense to try to act cute. But it is
different with a fat woman.
We once met a man who didn't
think that his wife talked too much.
But he had been married only two
days.
They seem to get a lot of pleasure
out of advertising your faults and a
lot of pain out of advertising your
virtues.
After a woman gets past a certain
age she knows hat wrinkles are a
sign of character.
Other ONE are such backbiteri
that you would imagine a woman
would be afraid to wear an evening
gown.
And for the Love Of Mike dom
get the idea into your head that tbs
Woman Haters are all unmarried
men