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The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28

Calomel loses you a day! You know
what calomel is. It's mercury; quick
silver. Calomel is dangerous. 1t
crashes into sour bile like dynamite,
cramping and sickening you. Calomel
attacks the bones and should never be
put into your system.
When YOU feel bilious, sluggish,
constipated and all knocked out and
believe you need dose Of dangerous
calomel Just remember that your drug
eist sells for few cents a large bot
tie of Dodson's Liver Tone which IS
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28
No Let-Up in Iss Torture.

why waste time with liniments, To-
tions and other local applications that
never did cure Rheumatism, and never
will?
Do not try to rub the pain away, for
you will never succeed. Try the SEN
sible plan of finding the cause of the
pain. Remove the cause and there
can be no pain.
You will never be rid of Rheumatism
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28
! BABOON PUT TO USEFUL TASK
AS Shepherds, the Animals Are Said
to Develop Traits That Are
Almost Human.

I have often wondered, remarks Mr..
w. c. Scully in the Atlantic Monthly,
why more balloons are not trained as
shepherds. The creatures invariably
develop an absorbing affection for any
young animals, human or other, that
are placed in their charge, and there
is Observation-Disclosures instance of a
baboon taking charge of motherless
Kafir infant, and guarding it night
and day for more than two years.
The simian foster parent performed
every necessary function except feed
ing the child.
Several balloons have been trained
as shepherds. In a case that Mr.. Soul
ly himself observed the baboOn had
charge of several hundred sheep. He
became passonately attached to the
members of the flock, and remained
with them all day long at pasture and
brought them back to the corral in
the evening. His only fault as shep-
herd was the outcome of extreme So
lictude; if he heard the voices of wild
baboons in the distance at any time
of the day, he would at once collect
the sheep, and with every appearance
of the liveliest terror hurry them
home.
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28
SO OUT OF 100

OF the little ills and hurts, such as
Toothache, nervous Headache, or sore
ness anywhere may be quickly relieved
by applying VacherBalm, which is
harmless. Keep it handy, and avoid
limitations.
IF you cannot buy Vacher-Balm To-
cauy, send Soc in stamps for a tube,
to e. w. Vacher, Inc, New Orleans,
Ea.--AGv.
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28
Rheumatism Back on the Job
With Its Old-time Fury

until you cleanse your blood OF the
germs that cause the disease. S. S. s.
has no equal as a blood purifier, scores
of sufferers say that 1t has cleansed
their blood of rheumatism, and re-
their system. S. S. s. is an excellent
system-cleanser; 1t IS not sold or rec.
commended for Venereal Diseases.
Get bottle of S. S. s. at your drug
store and get on the right treatment
to-day If you want special medical
vice. address Medical Director, 102
Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga.
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28
HOW TO LIVE
on Sense Comments on Health, Happiness and Lc
By GEORGE F. BUTLER. A. M, M. D
Copyright, 1922, BY International Press Bureau

| that for the best nutrition strict regard
should be paid to the laws of hygiene
of the nervous system, the circulation
with it's vital organ, and also the diges-
tive system, and last but not least, the
hygiene of the diet. LEARN HOW TO
LIVE.
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28
ASK FOR "DlAM0ND DYES"
Don't Buy a Poor Dye That Fades,
Streaks or Ruins Material.

Each package Of diamond Dyes"
contains directions so simple that any
woman can diamOnd-dye new, rich,
fadeless color into worn, shabby gar
ments, draperies, coverings, whether
wool, silk, linen, cotton or mixed goods.
Buy "Diamond Dyes"-no other kind
then perfect results are guaranteed
even if you have never dyed before
Druggist has color card.-Ady.
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28
The Way of 1t.

$50 your husband absents himself
for weeks at a time. Well YOU must
be patient with his shortcomings
$50 l am, but not with his long
goings."
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28

Honestly, don't you believe that all
people who do not agree with you are
wrong7
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28
Mo Mustache for British Tar.

a bluejacket in the British navy is
not permitted to cultivate a mustache.
II he attempts it he is fined q months
pay.
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28

1t is as difficult to get some men to
talk as it is to get some women to
quit.
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28

How the henpecked man does crow
when he is away from home,
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28

If you want your wife to do a thing
Just tell her you won't permit it.
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28

When a man bushes a woman is apt
to wonder whether he's lobster.
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28

The man who takes himself serious
Ty usually marries Il woman who
doesn't.
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28

It's a pity that more of us are not
willing TO follow tne advice we give
10 others.
The north Mississippi herald., 1920-05-28

Occasionally a man discovers that
he has a friend who is friend.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-08
WOMAN : CLUB
LAST SESSION
FOR SEASON
Formal Installation of MIS-. J. HAROLD
Brennan as President Of The
Organization

Yesterdays afternoon closing cN"r-
cisCs Of the Woman's club Tor Inc seas
on were featured by the formal install
lation Of Mrs. J. Harold brennan as
president of. the club. the office being
extended by Mrs. Julian g. Hcarn". re-
firing president. who with Il few grace
full words presented the Cavcl Of her
office which she ~ successfully held
for tho past four years. To Mrs. fr'n'
nan. Mrs. Brennan'S acceptance OF the
Gavcl Was tho occasion of prolonged APP
plauSe
Before rclinouishing the office Mrs
HCarnG was the recipient of 4 basket al
spring flowers containing roses. tulips
and hrltotrOp". which was presented ny
Mrs. W. l.. Kelley for the members.
In expressing her thanks for tho CO.
operation and loyal support of all mem
berS of her executive staff. Mrs. licarn"
said: II cannot say enough in praise or
tho loyal and hearty support which |
haze received from my vice president,
WHO has been n tower OF strength; OF
tho secretaries for their efficiency and
Of tho efficient corporation of Miss e.
ella SpcyCr. the treasurer. great
deal has be. u accomplished through the
loyal cooperation which ynu have given
IN" and know that YOU will work IN tho
SalrC WAY with tn" new PRESIDENT.
Mrs. brennan in her formal accept
Gncc Of the office, briefly thanked tho
club for the honor bestowed upon her
saving that she felt quit" k"enly the re-
herself 10 prolunG the success or the
organization.
Mrs. WoodSon r. Wills, rrcs dcnt or
the state Federation Of clubs commend
"a tho women Of Wheeling Tor the
splendid work accomplished. She ad :
ViSCd the members To keep informed &
the work which the club women OF the
state are doing. So that better state CO.
operation can h" achieved. In thanking
tho ladies for their gift Of flowers. she
concluded with a beautiful poem. which
II WAS afterwards whispered, she had
written herself. Mrs. Wills has written
several poems which have received wide
recognition
Miss Nan Smith and Mr.. Oliver Id
wards repeated the performance OF me
second LliZt lthApSCdlc which they gave
at the last musical club recital.
Report of lhc minutes UT tho Wom-
ans CLUB were read BY Mrs. Julian q.
lIcarne.
Mrs. J. Harold Brennan read the
names OF the department chair1nen who
have been selected recently. az follows:
MrS. = VI. Noycs. hospitality: Mrs. Dent
Taylor. community service; Mrs. j.
Dana Tomlnson. finance: Mrs. George b.
Wilson, house committee and Mrs w.
L. Elliot membership committee.
An Informal reception was held ~
the conclusion Of the program and
luncheon was served.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-08
HOPE C0MMANDER!Y
ASCENSION SERVICE
At ST. CLAIRSVILLE

Hope CommandCry of knights Tom
! plar, the membership of which includes
knights Tcmplar Of Bcllalre. Bridgeport
and Mrtins Ferry. Ohio. will attend AS
cension Day Services at tho st. clairS-
willie Methodist church Sunday. The
sermon to the knights Templar will be
preached by the Rev. c. w. Cooper, pas
tor Of the ST. Clairsvillc Methodist Eps-
copal church. Tho following program
for the services has been arranged:
Professional Hymn"Onward Christian
Soldiers, to be sung 10y choir and con-
creation while the Sir knights are en-
ter!ng church.
Opening Scrvlcc-Prclate and Sir
knights.
I Responsive Psalm.
Anthem-choir.
First Scripture Lesson.
Prayer--RsN. l.. II. Law thcr. pastor Vc
st. Clairsvillc Presbyterian church.
Second Scripture lesson.
The Apostles Creed.
Collect for Ascension Day.
Litany Of InterCeSSion-( Rcsponse by
Sir knights.
Solo-"My Rcdcemcr and My Lord,
by Buck. Mrs. Herbert w. Mitchell.
Scrmun--RCv. c. w. Cooper. minister
st. Clairsvillc Methodist Episcopal
church.
Prayer-Rev. Ira y. Cooper. pastor st
Clairsvilc United Presbyterian church.
Anthem--"Unfold Ye Portals" by
Gounod. choir
B"ncdiction--Rev. G. W. Cooper
Organ Rrccssional-Miss Lucy Jcp-
, son, Urganist.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-08
DE WOLF HOPPER ETURNING
IN mTHN LETTER OLE

The interesting announcement that DE
Wolf Hopper. that most distinguished
OF all American comedians today, Is re-
turning to the Court, Saturday, May Is.
in his most triumphant and artistic Gre
alton. odd ELL" in The Better Ole" IS
news indeed. Mr.. Hopper Will open at
tho Court next Saturday afternoon, May
10. for two performances.
This is the second season Mr.. Hopper
has appeared in the role OF "0ld Bill"
Ever Since h" became a sensation in the
role in New York at the Booth theatre
per with more than passing cheer
1t seems more than 'ullo to "Bill" with
the American people and Mr.. Hopper
has again shown what exceptional work
h" can do in such u human role as old
Bill"
There will be the usual matinee Sat-
urday, May Is.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-08
PRESIDENT WILLARD OF THE B. 90.
TO ADDRESS CHAMBER OF COMMERCE

president OF the Is. & o. railroad com
pany who is making Il tour throughout
u large section of the country discus
sing the proposed rate increases for the
railroads of the nation. Mr.. Wilta
will speak in Pitts burGh Tuesday after
noon and will arrive III Wheeling Tues
day evening at 1880 on Il special train.
He will be met by committee of the
Chamber of Commerce and local rail
road officials.
Letters will be sent to the member
ship Of the Chamber urging all members
to attend. President l. NJ. Scott in COM
plying with the request, has authorized
an official call for the meeting 10 be
made. All shippers OF this vicinity and
other nearby sections are urged to at
tend.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-08

ina gnetIc little miss seen here in many
moons. Is the life Of the show. Frank
Carter is very clever juvenile and
much in evidence. Doruthea Aackaye.
Beatrice CulIenette, Mabel Bunyea. Guy
Robertson, Byron HallsteId, Charlie
Meakins and George Barber are among
those who share 1avorably in the de-
movement.
Everybody WAS quite crazy about the
music. and they received plenty Of 1t.
See Saw Is the final big musical
treat of the Court season, and we'll de-
serves capacity at the two remaining
performances. An augmented orchestra
Its in nicely.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-08
"SEE-SAW" SHOWS TO
A CAPACITY HOUSE
Final Big Musical Comedy OF Season
One Of Years Biggest Hits.

Speedy, without being idiottc; must
cal without being cheap: humorous,
Without being vulgar: and danced, sung
and acted 10y clever people In nutshc!i
describes Henry ". SaVaEcs latest con-
trIbutinn- TO musical comedy. See Saw.
which showed To IL capacity audience at
the Court theatre last night
From the opening ensemble the color
full effects. coupled with the enhancing
musical score, cnlivenS the situations So
hns SIT fully that the spirit manifcStS IT.
self in every nook throughout tho
theatre. Little mention need he made
Of the plut--thcre's just enough 10
make matters interesting and to intro
ducc the beautiful numbers, and parti-
cularly, several dance features that
stand out prominently. The cast Is tai
cntcd from tho star to the chorus girl.
AurJOrie Edwards, quite the most
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-08
JACK REDS "RECORD
BREAKERSn HERE MONDAY

Jack Reds Record BROKERS'" at the
Court theatre. Monday. will offer two
Sceamingly funny farcrs. entitled Hello
New York" and The Tourists" as VOL
as n miniature comcdy-drarna OF the
present. entitled The Underworld"
romance of Chinatown. one of the lead
Ing members Of The Underworld IS
Mr.. John Max. the oldest actor In bur-
lCSnuc. Mr.. Max Is 70 years OF age.
The first act of the burlesQuc is IN
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-08

five scenes all taken from life in New
York City. The finish Is startling
novclty--a large balloon floats out over
the audience. piloted by Miss Gertrude
Beck, and propelled by some unseen
power.
via the scenic painters art, to the far
west. In this act. MIR. Reid will be
seen In his well-know character Of Pat
rick DAILY the Irish oil magnate from
the west. The balance OF the cast Is
hurlcsouc. Bob Startzman, Hy Jansen,
Rob GIrard. Bonham Bell. John Max.
and the Misses Gertrude Beck. Alpha
Giles. MarccIina Keller, leila Gray ana
Billy Marquis.
The Record breakers will be seen
At the Court Monday, May 10. matinee
and night.
-BI-Y WAR SAVINGS STAMPS
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-08
OVERLOADED TRUCK

Officer Roth yesterday arrested Franz
Lopresto on a charge Of Overlooking. 6
coal truck. The arrest was made at tn
corner Of Sixteenth and Eoff streets. IL
is alleged that Lopresto had beer
strcwing coal from his overioadeG
truck for a distance OF some blocks. h
will be arraigned before Judge John s.
Ritz Of police court this morning.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-08

Word was received Friday evening
from Baltimore by Mr.. H. II. Marsh
general freight agent OF the b. & .. III
wheeling requesting that membership
meeting Of the Chamber OF Commerce be
held Tuesday evening, May II. IVY at
80 o'clock In the assembly room OF the
C,hannhsr in the Market Auditorium
building, &c hear Mr.. Daniel Willard
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-08
DR. OTTO HOME

George W. DOC" Otto. Republican
county chairman. returned last night
from Fairmont. where he was visiting
in the interests of his campaign as
district delegate to the Republican
national convention. lie reports that
/ everything is favorable thus far IN his
race
During twenty years OF service TO
thu Republican party. Otto this ycar for
tho first time permitted his name to
appear upon the party ballot as a can-
didate for office.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-08

HARRISBURG. Pa. May IL s
SadIer, state highway commissioner an:
nounced today that bids received April Z
for proposed road construction IN Craw
ford and Washington counties had bees
rejected.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-08
!; THE THEATRES
COURTS COMING ATTRAc-
TONS.

Monday-Jack Reds Record
Breakers"
Tuesday and Wednesday,
"Tho Wayfarcrs. Auspices
Warwood NJ. r.. Church.
Saturday Matinee and Night,
May i5.-Dewult Hopper in The
Better ole"
May l1-"Thc Lid Liftcrs.
MAY "O-%l CO. "katChy hoo.
B"nrftL Catholic Wonan's League.
May 24--Fay Foster Burles-
qu"rs.
Season ends.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-08

, The greater the necessity for saving
the greater your opportunity 10 uSo
The IntelliGencer Want Ads.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1920-01-01
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The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1920-01-01
MORE NEWS AND MORE
| ADVERTISEMENT THAN
ANY OTHER FLORIDA PAPER

The Florida Times-Union printed
more news and more advertising in
November than printed by any Flor
ida newspaper during any previous
month.
The total space devoted to news
and advertising amounted to 1855
columns and included 1.202.62S lines
OF paid advertising.
The Times-Union prints day after
day more news than any other news
paper circulated in this territory.
The best informed citizens of this
community read the Florida Times.
Union regularly. Although the
price of white paper has greatly ad.
vancad the Times-Union's subscrip.
ton rate is now as it has been fol-
more than a year, $500 per year for
the daily and Sunday by mail, S4.5C
for six months.
If we have no agent in your town
good openuing awaits you, if you
are a hustler.
Send inquiries and subscriptions to
the Circulation Manager, the Florida
Times-Union, Jacksonville, Fla,
adv.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1920-01-01
THEY ALL DEMAND 1T
Punta Gorda, Like Every City a'1d
Town in the Union, Receives II.

People with kidney ills wants to
be cured. When one suffers the tor
lures of an aching back, relief is
eagerly sought for. There are many
remedies today that relieve, but do
not cure. Doan's Kidney Pills have
brought lasting results TO thousands.
Here is Punta Gorda evidence Of
their merit.
Mrs. ]. T. Griggs, Harvey St. says:
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The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1920-01-01
Food. Experts. Urge. Abolition vi
Middlemen

The abolition of number OF mid'
dlemen handling foodstuffs and q
more serious consideration OF the
farmer and his needs, were urged by
speakers at a conference on the hisn
cost of living, held at the Columbia
University, under the direction OF the
University's Department of Agricul-
ture. Professor Morgan, who pre-
sided said that too many people were
making a living out Of passing along
the food from the producer to the
ultimate consumer. Professor Nor
gan continued as follows:
Make straight the way of FOODS
from producer to consumer" may be
the proper slogan but when realized
it will be through the lively CO.
operation of the honest and we'll
informed men and women. PROM
teering by individuals all along the
line from the farm to the dumb
waiter is often offset by the consum-
er's civic indifference and desire for
personal ease, and his wish for extra
service without extra cOSIS
Another speaker. Seth T. Bush,
Secretary of the New York State
Federation of Agriculture, said that
100 little attention to the situation
On the farms is responsible for high
prices:
"a middleman is necessary" ne
said, "but six middlemen are ridicu-
Gus. The consumer must get to-
yether and send men to the Legtsia-
.ure who cannot be influenced by
politics" Judge Elkus, representing
he consumers, said that there were
90 many agents, too many brokers
and too many collectors in the food
business.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1920-01-01
They Wore All There

In the Bureau of War Risk Insur-
ance, the files of our fighting forces
indicate that many prominent men
were represented by namesakes. OF
George Washingtons" there were
1913, General Washington, s,
Robert e. Lee" 119, John Quincy
Adams" AT, Abraham Lincoln,
only 5. General Grant, General
Wellington, General Pickett, General
Jackson, and even Napoleon Bona
parte were all there, although their
rank in the world war was that of
private.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1920-01-01
Statistics on Cost Of War

According to figures received by
The Times 10 cents of every dollar
expended, in the recent war WIN
Germany was used to pay the officers
and men. The total payroll OF the
army up to and including the month
of May 1919 was $1,S31,233,oOO,
more than the combined salaries of
all the principals and teachers OF
public schools for period Of hve
years.
The cost of the war up to the end
of April of this year was SCI, $780,
100000. These figures are taken
from government statistics, and in
clude such items as the building of
ships for the emergency fleet corpor-
alton of the naval vessels, food cloth
ing, and many other items which are
necessary in the proper maintenance
of the army and navy.
The sum actually expended on the
army account was 4,244, 061 1000.
Deduct the average peace time ex-
penditures of the army and we have
figure which the statistians tell us
can be charged directly to the war; or
in other words, the war actually cost
the army account the sum of S13,-
$50, 100000.
The total cost of the war, SILL
S5O,O00,OO0, represents an expendi-
ture of approximately 100000 an
hour for the entire 25 months, and,
a little further use of the pencil
shows that S16,666 per minute was
paid out
The total war expenditures during
the rs months is 20 times the pre-
war debt of the United States and Is
nearly enough to have paid the en-
tire costs of the government from
1871 I'D to the outbreak of the Euro
pean war.
And at the rate Of expenditures of
the revolutionary war the amount eX-
pended was enough to have kept the
army of the revolution going for
nearly 1000 years.
Each dollar expended was divided
as follows: 13 cents went to pay the
forces; the quartermaster depart
ment spent Al cents; ordnance de-
iartment received 20 cents; air SER
vice 6 cents; engineers corps, 4
cents; medical department, 2 cents;
signal corps and miscellaneous ac-
counts, cents.
These figures are based on statis-
tics furnished by the intelligence de-
partment and are as near correct as
possible until the complete report
has been published.-Tampa Times.
The Punta Gorda herald. [volume] (Punta Gorda, Fla.) 1893-1958, 1920-01-01

Canadian Premier to Remain.-Sir
Robert Borden will remain premier
of Canada, it is reported in Ottawa.
This decision has been reached after
considerable pressure had been
brought to bear upon the premier by
his colleagues and by various sour
ces outside of the cabinet. How
ever, while he will remain prime
minister, Sir Roberts health is in
such condition that prolonged rest
from his duties is absolutely neces-
sary. No decision has been reached
yet as to who will be the acting
premier during Sir Roberts vacation.