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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-12-11
TO THE PUBLIC.

Following IL list OF ears delayed
five minutes or more at railroad
crossings. Thursday. December 9th.
Car No. 400 on Main street. at
Frisco. from $50 to 6:56 a. m. Car
No. ass on Kendall. at Midland
Valley, from 9.12 to $40 a. IN. Car
No. 400 on Main street. at Frisco
from 2:2s to 2;34 y. IN. Tulsa Stree,
325 on Kendall. at Midland valley
| from 2.29 to 2:s0 y, m. Tulsa stree,
Hallway Co.---Adv.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-12-11

A Ford roadster belonging TO j.
N. Fling. Of Tulsa. was recovered
yesterday afternoon by O. (Crumie) }
Anderson. plainclothesman, and
Charles w. Foley. motorcycle officer.
The "whoopic" was stolen on No
vember 80. II was found parked
on East Third.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-12-11
BANQUEr To DE POSTPONED
Death Of Son OF Newly Elected Club
President DELAYS Realty banquet,

President Delays Realty Banquet,
owing to the death OF the little
son of NJ. ]. Glass, newly elected
president of the Tulsa Real Estate
exchange, the date of the annual eN-
change banquet has been changed
from Tuesday night, December ~,
to Tuesday night. January 4, off
GERS OF the exchange announced Fri
day,
GLASS, with other new officers,
was to have taken office TUESDAY
night. Plans have all been made
for the banquet, which is to be one
OF the most elaborate affairs OF Its
kind ever given here.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16

The only objection we have to Sum-
mer Is that people use too much tall
cum powder and not enough soap.
A man can carry his wife's picture
in HIS watch case. But that doesn't
help him any when a good-looking
girl smiles at him.
One tenth of the world Is regulat-
ing the way the rest of the world
shall live.
A man can walk for five hours over
golf course with another man In
the afternoon. But he can't walk five
minutes over a bedroom floor with q
baby at night.
If you barred a Princess from using
the words Cute and "Swell" she
could not talk at all.
Any girl knows that It isn't half as
d~isgraceful to have a thick head as
p would be to have her ankles that
way. :;
Maybe the well-built girls wear
tight gowns for the reason that they
are stunning loose habits"
Women are cleaner than men. II
there isn't a bath tub handy a wo-
man will take a bath in q basin OF
water. But a man won't.
A woman never thinks of dolling up
TO go out on the back porch. But 1t Is
different when she goes out on the
front porch.
Half the family rows start at the
breakfast table. and the other half
start at the supper table.
1t has Just about gotten to a point
where a first class Baby isn't worth
2h cents in this country But a fair
to middling Lap Dog will bring $3.50.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16

voters OF New Jersey.
w leave to Miss Jacobsen regrets
(both hers and ours) that her best
beloved class is passed out of exist
ence.
I'VE bequeath to Miss Fulton and
providing every beneficiary with a
perfect typewriter copy of this doc
ument.
I'VE bequeath to Mr.. Eicklin the
hope of producing professional musi-
clans by the touch Of his magic
wand.
To the Juniors we give and bequeath
the privilege of assembling I'm rooms
100 and 101, our seats In the audito-
rum may they be worthy of them our
long lost precious banners and the
senior subjects which they ponder over
with great labor and forget with less.
To the sophomores we give the
memory of our kindness and love.
To the alumni we give ourselves
with the hope of remembering dear
old Amboy high and working with
zeal and zest for It.
We give the custody OF those we
leave behind during their minority to
the faculty, constituting the said fac
ulty as n testamentary guardian of
the same.
To the janitors. we leave all our
pencil marks, scratches, chalk marks,
scrap paper, etc-to preserve, mark
ye, not to remove-and may they
cherish them forever.
We hereby constitute and appoint
W. w. Ramsay. Miss r. M. McCor-
mick and l.. J.. Bartlett executors of
this our last will and testament and
we do hereby erect that u said ex-
ecutors be required. as q bond and
security to the faithful discharge OF
said trust, to praise us the senior class
of 1920 as the best senior class which
they AVE ever seen.
In testimony whereof, we the said
class of 1920 have hereto set our hand
and seal this second day of June In
the year 1920
The Senior Glass of Perth Amboy
High School.
The Ivy Grafton was then given by
Thorvald Olsen. This was the mali
address Of the afternoon and contain
ed a few "reminiscences covering the
four years just passed. The entire
school lead by the senior class then
marched out into the lawn when the
ivy was planted by Mr.. Olsen and the
school sang the school song.
Miss Rose Mccormick as executrf,
of the senior class made a Short
address in prise of the class goins
out of the portals of the high school
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16
IVY GRAFTON At
HIGH SCHOOL
Outgoing Class of 20 Hosts OF
Yesterday Afternoon; Prizes
Awarded; Program Given

The Ivy Grafton exercises which are
held each yea by the outgoing class
OF the local high school were held
yesterday afternoon in the audito-
RUM. The class of 20 were the hosts
Of the afternoon. The first number on
the program was the singing of the
school song by all of the school.
Frank O'Brien. a member of the
class of 20. then recited an original
poem which was awarded the prize
of IS as the best poem which had
been printed throughout the year in
the high school paper. Honorable
mention was given to Miss Florence
Klein and to Miss Emma Santora.
The next number was the singing
of O class long to the tune of "Jua-
nita." The words were composed
by Miss Florence Klein. 1t vas then
announced that the Mary Campbell
Mathew medal, which is awarded each
year by Mrs. A. Clayton Clark to the
senior girl who gives the best recita-
ton of her own choice at q given time
before the girl members of the sem
Tor class and is voted the best by her
peers, had been won by Miss Eta
Skillen. Miss Skillen then gave her
recitation before the entire school.
The Glass Will written by Miss Sa-
rah Bodin and read by Miss d CO.
hen, was heard and was as follows:
We, the senior class of Perth
Amboy high school, City of Perth
Amboy, County of Middlesex. State of
New Jersey, being about to depart TO
high and more exalted regions of the
department of education or to hard
labor for the rest of our lives, do
hereby make public n declare this
our last will and testament.
1--WE give. devise and bequeath to
our dearly beloved, highly respected
and much feared principal, Mr..
K%leinhans, our kind thoughts and the
memory of a class so energetic and
ambitious.
1--WE give, devise and bequeath TO
Miss Mccormick the promise that in
the future there will arise from our
midst n doctor who will prescribe a
remedy for stopping the pupils from
talking the moment the bell Will
ring.
Ramsey all circles, rectangles. tri-
angles (isosceles or otherwise) qua
drilaterals. parallelograms, trape-
zoids, pentagons, octagons, etc, to-
gether with their theorums which we
will force to remember with great
labor.
1--WE give, devise and bequeath to
Mr.. Sturgis the honored privilege or
putting on exhibition the chemical
elements of u brains so that the
underclassmen may see and know
what Is actually contained in the
minds of perfect seniors.
ITO Miss Stauffer we bequeath our
masterpieces of literature. not ex-
GLIDING our attempts at poetry and
short stories which may some day
equal those of great writer's not yet
known.
1--WE give, devise and bequeath to
Mr.. Bartlett the honor of having
taught the future presidents of the
United States and the future women
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16
Birds Cruel and Brave.

Birds are naturally cruel and with
out feeling. Darwis, Q most acute OBJ
server. relates many Instances Of the
terrible wounds inflicted and received.
It may be said that the relative cruel.
t. Of the fighting bird is as great as
that Of the widest animal. This VI
cious attribute is only relieved by the
fndomitable courage they display. The
gamecock will fight literally to the
death.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16
Only Partly Afraid.

Robert is quite afraid Of a neigh
boris dog. Recently he was so abb
sorbed with his playing that he failed
to notice tie .3proach Of Tige until he
was at the child's heels. The boy
gave a scream, and when auntle hur-
ried to his csscue he tried to be brave
and tremblIngly exclaimed: II isn't
afraid on the inside where my heart
Is. it's Just my legs that are afraid"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16
Wedding Ring Once Barred.

The Puritans Of the seventeenth
Gently used no ring at the wedding
ceremony, as they Considered 1t "a
pagan symbol ard superstitious con-
trivance." All that they required
was that the man and woman should
Join hands when stating their purpose
to live together In wcdlock.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16

Maria McMurray, executrix OF William
J. McMurray. deceased. by direction of the
Surrogate OF the County of Middlesex,
hereby gives notice to the creditors of the
said William j. McMurray. to bring in
their debts. demands and claims against
the estate of the said deceased. under oath
or affirmation. within nine months from
this date. or they will be forever barred of
any action therefor against the said exc
cutrix.
Dated. May Is. 1920.
MARIA McMURRAY.
Executrix.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16
Somebody's Ears Are BURNING.

= Sonebodys Ears Are Burning.
Some men will look you straight In
the eye while you dig do n in your
pocket to pay for the gas you are US
ing to give them 4 Joy ride to which
they have invited Observation-Disclosures
can AIotorst.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16
Well. Well!

in Fayette, W. va. was . presented
with twins by his wife. They looked
so much alike that he named them
Hardly Any Higgins and Difference
Higgins. The twins are still living,
and there is hardly N difference be-
tween them.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16
The Horrors of Prohibition

As there isn't anything else to do
these hot nights. you might sit down
and worry over the fact that at a
depth OF 1000 meters beneath the
face of the sea the magnitude of the
oceans is constant on the parallels
of the austral hemisphere, whatever
that is.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16

Names Is Names.
Elizabeth Silknitter lives at Tower
Hill, liz
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16
PONGEE SILK

"a inches wide in
natural color only;
worth So; per yard
93c.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16

The Fact That q Man Hasn't Any
lSaying II
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16
REYNOLDS Bros. The Merit
Store
6 More Days of Our Anniversary
Sale
The Big Silk Sale In Full
Bloom

Thousands of yards of dependable silks
placed on sale at tremendous reduction.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16

i6447-5-26-9t Dew wed.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16

Every man likes a good nights rest
Therefore the Club cheerfully re-
quests the Hard Mattress Company of
Buffalo. N. Y. to put a little hay on
the bed Stats in the Club House.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16
SILKS

SO inches wide in
Black and street
shades; worth $2.9S,
per yard -. $1.83
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16
Amt 1t the Truth!

When you step on a fellows corns,
You use philosophy;
But when a nan steps on your corns
You're mad as can be.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16
Bang!

Beware the raisin jack, friend Bill.
It's worse on you than hop;
And, If you take a drop you will
Go out and take a drop
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16
Hihrnw Stuff.

I know 1 certainly would run
If 1 should see a hamadryad;
I know 1t would be heaps more fun.
To run across a little naiad.
Luke McLuke.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16

The other day we asked what had
become OF the o. f. Jews Harp and
the o. f. who knew how to play
one. And Luke Cloran Informs us
that they were both in Meals grocery
store. Ashland. KY, last Tuesday af-
ternoon.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16
It's All White Down South.

Hank bark, the dogs do bark,
The bootleggers are coming to town;
And they get fifteen bucks per pint
For most any old liquid that's
brown.
Luke McLuke.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16

No wonder, You'd be up a tree
Should o meet up with hama
dryads;
I'll bet they'd get 'em up though gee!
Those nice convivial, wet" old
naiads.
Nov rIx Advocate
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16

Horace Greeley's advice was: 60
Vest" But what We started to say
was hat Rush West lives in New vi
emma. Ohio.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16

sc inches wide; in
many pretty color
combinations ; worth
$3.50; per yd. $1.47
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16

What Do You Know About History?
LESSON 1.
Q.-What two great Americans were
born on June 8? &.
A.-Jefferson Davis and Luke Nc
Luke.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-16

Hark, bark, the dogs do bark!
The bootleggers in own are a sight,
And they get fifteen bucks pc rpint
For most any old booze that is white
E. r. j. Nashville.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10
NO CHAPERON NEEDED

When we saw the picture of the "St.
Petersburg Summer Girl in the ST.
Petersburg Times, We wrote to Editor
Naugle. asking him for the cut of the
picture, desiring to print the same IN
the Star. He replied in the following
kindly letter, which we appreciate,
but we can assure him that in a place
with such a large proportion of
peaches in the population a chaperon
IS the last thing we need:
st. Petersburg, April 9.
Editor Star: Pardon delay in an
swering your letter Of recent date,
but have been vainly attempting to
get hold Of the newspaper cut for
which you made a request. The cut
was bought and paid for by the
young lady whose likeness it was and
she took it away from the Office the
next day after it appeared in print
She has left the city temporarily and
! am unable to borrow it. You are
right; she does look good enough to
eat, but | fear that if you ever came
to ST. Petersburg you would become
a veritable cannibal, since there are
many others just like her in this an
mex of heaven. Come down and see
| me. I'll promise to act as chaperon.
With best wishes. am,
Yours fraternally, E. E. Naugle.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10
BURBANK

Burbank, April Mrs. Sarah
TourteIlot spent Wednesday in Ocala.
Nj. and Mrs. Geo. W. Dale, who
have been visiting their daughter,
Mrs. Sam Messick the past ten days,
left Wednesday for South Bend. Ind,
where they will spend the summer
with their son, Mr.. Raymond Dale.
Dir. and Mrs. Fowler Of Michigan
City, Ind, who are spending the win
ter with Mrs. Fowler's brother, Mr.
". c. Bogue, spent the weekend with
relatives in Palatka.
Mr. Hugh McManus Of Oak spent
most Of the past week with his father
Mr. W. c. Bogue,. our rural mail
carrier, is taking his vacation and left
Tuesday for Palatka. While away
Mr.. Ed BIankenhorn is carrying the
mai
Mr.. F. NJ. Chaffee and daughter
Ruth spent Sunday here and were the
guests Of Mr.. and Mrs. H. l. Turner.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10
BELLEVIEW

BelIeview, April 7.-Mr. and Mrs.
E. Fisher spent a few days in Tampa
last week.
Mr.. A. l.. Mott had his arm broken
in Ocala Wednesday while cranking
Rex Nichols Chevrolet car for him.
Thursday afternoon the Gun and
Rod Club held a casting contest on
the hotel grounds and Raymond Gale
won the prize.
The Epworth League ice cream So
cial at the town hall Friday night was
we'll attended.
Several Belleview people went to
Ocaal to hear Senator Fletcher's
speech Friday night.
The Civic League dance at the
league hall Friday night was much
enjoyed by all who attended.
Quite crowd of Baptist people en-.
ioyed fish fry at Smith Lake Satur-
day night. Many had a merry swim
AID also boat riding by moonlight
vas much enjoyed.
Mr.. and Mrs. o. S. Shade and Mr.
and Mrs. Turner of Jacksonville spent
from 1HuESudy uIlIII SATURDAY VIII
Mrs. Shades sister, Mrs. Monroe al
the Hotel Marion
Everyone is cordially invited to at
tend the preaching services at the
Baptist church next Sunday at three
O'Clock. Rev. Hines of Ocala vii
preach.
Miss Hilda Monroe is spending Z
few days with her aunt, Mrs. o. S
Shade in Jacksonville.
William Fielding of Gainesville
spent few days with his parents, Mr.
and Mrs. William Fielding, last week
Miss Gertrude L. Carter of Lady
Lake and Mr.. Guy Bradford of Cocoa
were guests of Miss Majorie Merrill
Sunday afternoon.
Miss Gertrude Reinoehl, who ha:
been in Greedy, Col, for some time
passed away last week and her sister
Miss Sofie, accompanied her remain!
to Jacksonville Tuesday, and they
were laid to rest there. The Reinoehls
have many friends here who regret
deeply to hear of her death.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10
AMERICAN LEGION NEWS

Arthur Woods, chairman of the ma
tional Americanism commission of the
American Legion. has issued the fol-
lowing statement from national head
quarters of the American Legion, as
indianapolis:
at has been brought to my atten-
ton that plan has been adopted by
the Reds to acquire membership IN
the American Legion for the purpose
of finding out what we are doing
against them.
Eve welcome into the legion all
sorts and conditions of men; the only
belief we insist upon is the belief in
Americanism. The legion has no con-
Germ with political parties or with in
dustr1al, economic or social theories
so long as they are consistent with
the principles of Americanism.
"The American Legion is against
those who are against America,
whether they be external or internal
enemies. If enemies of America be-
come members of the legion, they do
so only after falsely subscribing to
the legion's declaration of principles.
"No real harm, however, can be
done to the legion or it's. work of pro
noting Americanism by the presence
in it's membership of such persons. We
are working to promote public welfare
an dgood citizenship and the more
| they find out about this work the bet
| ter. 1t will do them good.
"They will find it very difficult-yes
| impossible, to convert to a belief il
anarchy men of the stuff that char
acterizes our membership and they
will run grave risk of being converted
themselves to a belief in law anC
order as a prerequisite to social anC
economic justice and happiness.
eve welcome in the legion any per
son who has acquired eligibility b!
reason of his service in the great wa
and who subscribes to the cOnstitiOn
which specifies in the preamble tn
purpose of the legion.
"To uphold and defend the cOnstitu
ton of the United States of America
to maintain law and order; to fOste
and perpetuate one hundred per cen
Amreicanism; to preserve the memo
ries and incidents of our association i
the great war; to include sense o
individual obligation to the communi
ty, state and nation; to combat tn
autocracy of both the classes and tn
masses; to make right the master O
might; to promote peace and good vii
on each; to safeguard and transmit t
posterity the principles of justice
freedom and democracy; to consevrat
and sanctify our comradeship by on
devotion to mutual helpfulness."
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10

L. S. Light of Marion county, will
be candidate for the legislature
again. Mr.. Light has become known
throughout the state as the watchdog
of the state treasury-but the watch
dog apparently was asleep at the last
session, or was overpowered by num-
erous wolves.-DeLand News.
Mr.. Light is not member of the
present legislature, which at it's last
session appropriated everything in
sight and sent out for more. He
served in the legislatures of 1909,
1913 and 1917.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10

Some of the papers published near
the point where the 88th degree par
allel crosses the both meridian declare
we are wrong about Mr.. Williams the
new collector of internal revenue, be-
ing a Florida cracker. These papers
proudly claim him as a native son of
Administering Commercial.
Eighty-eighth degree parallel
let's see; that's about 40 land miles
from the pole, isn't it? Didn't know
any papers were printed that far
north. And your thirtieth meridian
is it east or west from Washington
or Greenwich?
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10
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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10

The Germans are terribly shocked
because the French have made an or
derby occupation of Frankfort and
Mayence. But they can't understand
why anybody was shocked at their oc-
cupation of Belgium in 1920, accom-
panied as it was with murder, rape
and arson. Queer folks, those Ger
mans,
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10

Says the Summerfield Chronicle:
Let US all show our appreciation for
Senator Duncan U. Fletcher by cast
ing our ballots for him at the June
9Th primary. By his ability, faithful
ness, courage, influence and bigness,
he has won the confidence of the ma
ton and high standing in the halls
of Congress. Vote and work for Sen
ator Fletcher's reelection"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10

Mayo will have Mr.. C. W. Hunter, who
will represent the Ocala district. This
is a fine team and they will make
themselves heard in the legislative
halls, if elected, Of which there is no
doubt"
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10

The Miami Herald having heard
enough about Senator Reed from it's
correspondents, hoped they will now
'look to the future" and not to the
past. But it is impossible to distin-
guish Reed in the future.-Tampa
Tribune.
1t is hard work for anything but
a delouser to discover him in the
present.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10

"Just as we go to press" says the
Summerfeld Chronicle, 1--WE learn that
Mr.. Nathan Mayo, our fellow towns
man, has been induced to be candi-
date for the legislature for the coun-
try district. AS running mate, Mr..
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10
SAVE 3 TO5DOLLARs ON

Your old hats made like new. Pan
amas and Leghorns bleached and
made in any shape. Ladies' hats a
speciality. The hat man who has been
coming here 10 years from Jackson
vile. Telephone me at the Florida
House. Charles Taylor. 4-3-6t*
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10

The Macon Telegraph wants to
know: "What has become of Cole
Blease?" You can search us, but we
will send Cats to find out, after June
8.-Tampa Tribune.
Don't you take that entirely for
granted, friend Trib.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10

There are strong symptoms that an
overalls club is going to break out in
Ocala. If the paper-backed men had
the backbone to establish a shirt
sleeves club, it would be better.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10

Among our town boomers, Edward
Tucker is in the first rank. He not
only wants a permanent landing field
for aviators established, but will give
fifty dollars toward buying and
equipping one.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10

Senator Fletcher made seven
speeches in Levy county and the Will
liston Progress declares he scored in
every one.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10

Sumter county has scraped the
moss off her back and dumped it onto
Marion county. Now, let us scrape
it off our backs by voting for bonds
on April 20th.-Summerfield Chron-
icle.
Good advice.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-04-10

We have heard some news of the
Gainesville News suspending, but it
comes to our table every day.