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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Remedy for Undermining.

during a food. and either crumble or
are made unsafe. A simple remedy
for his is to provide a shallow wall
running across the upstream side of
the opening, and a part of the bridge.
This should extend to the bottom of
the side walls and should not he e
five or six inches above the low wa
ter level. This checks any tendency
toward undermining and prevents
debris from wedgiug In the bridge.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Eoolproof.

Henry. an agent came to the house
this morning with a new kind Of can.
opener to SELL
"Well?''
HE said it was foolproof."
"Ah! That's pretty good. Any
b~rainless woman a use 1t, eh!"
Perhaps. But the point he made
was that husbands who open ans for
their wives can do so without cutting
their fingers, spelling the oilcloth on
the kitchen table, scattering the walls
with gore and shocking the neighbors
with profanity - Birmingham Age
Herald.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Millions of Tiny Germs
Cause Your Catarrh

sprays and dOucheS.
s. s. S. will cleanse your blood
Of the cause Of Catarrh, and give
real relief. It has been in con-
slant use for more than fifty
years, and is sold by all druggists.
Buy a bottle Of S. S. s, today and
lose no further time in getting on
the right treatment.
Valuable advice regarding your
case will be furnished free. Ad-
dress Medical Adviser, 103 Swift
Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
BETTER SCHOOL ADVANTAGES
Average OF School Year is 100 Days
in Five States Having Best
Road Systems.

Good roads make it possible to have
better school advantages. In the five
states Of the Union which have the
best system of public highways the
average length OF school year Is $50
days. In the FIVE states that have
given the least attention to road i'm
provements the school year ID less
than half that long.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Slipping Up on Ter

Young Thing-And only to think,
each soldier had to make his own bed,
and everything. How could men ever
make beds? 1t must have been ter
ribly hard for them.
Ex-Ruck-Oh, yes, 1t was mighty
hard at first. Take my poor buddy
now, he done a 3O-day hitch in the
guardhouse for putting his FELLOWSHIP
on topside down. But how was he
to know any bctter?-H0De Sector.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
boarding and Wasting.

Great as is the sin to hoard treas
IRE, it is no greater than TO %Squander
them. Waste brings woe. 1t is of the
essence of well-dOing to "ecOnomize."
UnfaithfulnesS stands as it's own wit
ness against Il man. The Lord intruSts
us with his worlds goods that his
may not suffer. - Reformed
Church Messenger.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
ASK FOR "DIAMONO DYES"
Don't Buy 4 Poor Dye That Fades,
Streaks or Ruins Material.

Each package Of Diamond Dyes"
contains directions so simple that any
I'M can acknowledge a new. rich.
fadeless color into worm. shabby gar
ments, draperies, coverings, whether
wool. silk. linen. cotton or mixed goods.
Buy diamond Dyes"-nO other kind
then perfect results are guaranteed
wen If you have never dyed before.
Druggist has color card.-Adv.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Odious.

MG-NcShorte has sn11 a poem to
Scrfrblers. entitled an lode to q Fair
LADY
Hrlls-Has he? Well. he Il more
cOrrpetent to write verses entitled
Owed to a NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Tit
Bis.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28

Cuticura Soothes Baby Rashes.
That itch and burn with hot baths
of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
anointings OF Cuticura Ointment.
Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe-
cially IL a little of the fragrant Cuti-
cura Talcum is busted on at the I'm
ish. 25c each everywhere.-Adv.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
His Status.

Il knew n man once who ate a
ten-pound turkey with trimmings On
a bet"
"He must have been Il man of con-
Stunning ambition"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Choice Of Abodes.

II gotta have 4 place to live"
Il understand" said the real estate
man. land maybe ! can fix you up.
Now, which would you prefer, a port.
able shed r q tent?'
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Severely Practical.

"Charley, dear" said young Mrs.
Torkins, that was a beautiful b0u-
quet you brought me-"
Glad you liked It."
Gut"
but Whaty"
Bread is expensive and liable to be
scarce. The mex time you have any
thing sentimental on your mind tell II
with -four"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
WORSE THAN APPENDICITIS.

whats the matter. old top? You
look sick"
I've just undergone a serious opera
ton"
"Appendicitis?"
Worse than that. l had my allow
ance cut off"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
The Way Of It.

$50 your husband absents himself
for weeks at a time. Well, you must
be patient with his shortcomings"
$50 l am. but not with his long
goingS.'
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
His Guess.

Burrows-By the way. what was the
denomination of that bill you loaned
me?
MISUNDERSTANDING, I imagine
It keeps Lent so well.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Not Guilty.

Colonel Southeriand-Well, RastuS
Ing chickens?
Rastus-NO, sub. colonel; l was re-
leased On s'picion.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
One Flaw.

She acts as though *he thought
she was the queen OF Sheta."
"Oh, no. She would never think
she was anybody who hal to 60 to
somebody else for Wisdom.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Real Relief Comes Only by
Cleansing the Blood of the
Germs.

You must realize that your blood
is loaded down with catarrh
germs, and these germs must be
removed from your blood before
you can expect real, rational relief
from the disease. And Of course.
you know that you cannot reach
these germs in your blood with
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Little Use.

IL was much affected when l made
him a loan. When | looked at him
his face was working"
YES, that Is the way he saves his
hands"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28

"She certeinly has a way of talking
you down with cold sarcasm"
yes: a course, OF tongue, as II
were. served with chilly sauce"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Cross

The lawyer to the witness clings
With questions deftly wrought.
And makes him say a lot of things
He never knew he thought.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Up in the Air.

The Observation-Disclosures the charge
against his man, officer?
The Air Cop-He was speeding in q
h~iEh-po,.er racing plane and ran down
I child's goplane.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
MlSANTHROPIC.

when Brown is happy he trie. 70
sing"
Yes. Some of us don't care how
miserable we make others, so long
as we're comfortable.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28

Sooner or later people tumble to the
saNCc.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Indeed, 1t Did.

so they wanted II boy, and it was
girl"
Yes, it came a-miSS.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
ASPIRIN INTRODUCED
BY "BAYER" IN 1900
Look FOR name Slayer" on the tablets,
then you need never
worry.

II you want the true, world-famous
Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians
for over eighteen years, you must ash
for payer Tablets of Aspirin"
The "Bayer Cross" is stamped on
each tablet and appears on each pack.
age for your protection against imi-
tations.
In each package of "Baver Tablets
OF Aspirin" are safe and proper direc-
tions for Colds. Headache. Neuralgia,
Toothache, Earache. Rheumatism,
Lumbago, Neuritis, and for Pain in
general.
Handy tin boxes containing T. tablets
cost but a few cents. Druggists also
sell larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin
is the trade mark of Bayer Manufac-
ture OF Observation-Disclosures OF Salicy-
licacid.-Adv.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
True.

Pa, what's a scientific salesman
"A scientific salesman is a fellow
who knows when to quit annoying
YOU"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28

Honest men do what they can dis
honest mcn do whom they can.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot = Ease. the antiseptic powder to
be shaken into the shoes and sprinkied in
the foot bath The PlattsburE Camp Man
uAl advises men In training to use Foot
Ease in their shoes each morning. IL pre-
vents blisters and sore spots and relieves
painful. swollen, smarting feet and takes
the sting out of corns and bunions. Always
use Aliens Foot = Ease to break In new
Shoes.-Adv.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Cautious,

POST say. old man, will you Join
our Big Brother club!
Parker-Lct's see the girl I'm TO be
3raternal to Erst.-Judge.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Showing It.

"Bibbs is . live WIRE"
Il know he Is. He touched me
for ten dollars this morning and ! was
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28

Occasionally Il man discovers tina,
he has a friend who is IA friend.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28

What she means now by lust a
cheap little thing" is a hat that cost
her 81 beans.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28

The silk industry of China employs
from 4.OO0.W0O to 5.OOO.OOO people.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28

If you want your wife to do a thing
just tell her you won't permit it.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28

How the henpecked nan does crow
when he is away from home!
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28

Many a girl with mischief in her
eve has goodness in her heart.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Professional DUTY.

why did you leave the dentist you
have been going to sc longs"
II found he was getting on my
nerves.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28

Its Snch a nice place where yOn
moved. ! hope you'll like your new
heirhbors."
I'm just sure l won't. They all
owa cheap cars."-Browning's Maya
zine.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28

The man who takes himself serious.
ly usually marries a woman who
doesn't.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28

Cranberries.
The b~est-knOwn cranberry section In
the world is in the Cape Cod district
Of Massachusetts, with an average
yield of 80 barrels an acre.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28

Orators seldom convince: they on
firm their hearers in their convictions.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28

Magic! Just drop a little F%reezone
on that touchy corn, instantly it stops
aching, then you lift this, corn off with
the fingers! Truly! No humbug!
Try Freezone! Your druggist sells
a tiny bottle for a few cents. sufficient
to rid your feet of every hard corn,
soft corn, or corn between the toes.
and calluses, without n particle of
Is the discovery of u noted Cincinnati
genius.-Adv.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1920-07-03
Mixes Enusion.

ne recent trip OF the Prince Canada cost 1925 600
| was PROBABLY worth to the price inasmuct as he took
peek at the IL s. A. N " " WIN 4"
Our idea of truly law abiding citizen is the fellow who won
mm2 " o''' 3" oi"O0 iN"0"
When people lose minds their friends would never
know 1t unless told of the fact.
ing eggs by filing the tip bea gentle until near the ouc
ms makes the beak for time tender for breaking the shell
ana the haot Is lost But America simpler
and much better method. We eat the hen.
1t is comparatively easy to guage the amount Of humanity
within the hide of neighbo just watch greeting he re-
ceves from his dog -
Young despair When the expense of taking vour
g 10 the theatres becomes bear Won can
always marry her instead
man may lose everything but and grit and still
have fortune left
Frankly, We quandary. There two things which
we greatly desire and between which
poat and a band account.
The republican hen has laid democratic hen i due
TO drop one shortly and due time hatch out real live
chick in the way of new president
A candidate nominated becomes both a man Of parts
and part of according o your point of view
"A Louisiana legislator all men who are not married. If
w age of 20 to be sent to Jail
problem of the H. c. L. for afflicted with that tired
feeling ~ ~ ~
If want to be of your husbands money
dead you had best get it while he living Then
man won't get her finger in the pie
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1920-07-03
] OoR YOUR AcmsToMAcD


Have you ever listened to PEG.
pie who are unable to say a single
sentence without bringing "I''
into it, if not as the main theme,
then as the conquering clause
They are very tiresome, and no
wonder, as all overly egotistical
people are hateful. Their pers.
Qualities CRATE on YOU, probably be-
cause we are all too Self-centered
to enjoy handling over the center
Of the stage to another. But we
must be self-centered in part, if
we are to possess any identity,
and the pleasing quality of our
personality depends ON the degree
of self-absorption. If we never
experience a feeling of pride. or
commentator in ourselves, how
are we going to give the apprec-
iation due to such a quality in
others Y-Avoyelles Enterprise.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1920-07-03
SELL" FARMING TO CITY
BOYS.

The farm population of Louis
lana can be best increased by ma
king better opportunities for
profit on the farm. The best way
to do this is by forming farmers
associations for cooperative work
upon. some certain, well selected
line. The state and national gov
ernments through farm and live
stock specialists demonstration
agents, the l.. s. u. extension
work with its corps of specialists
and state board Of agriculture,
stand ready to give effective aid
all along the line from the plant
ing of the product to its final sale.
What they need to work upon for
the most part is a group of
farmers with the determination
to succeed.
The parish agent at Monroe
showed a number of farmers how
tAake some easv money a week
d@so ago. With his aid they &c
operated to fiji 'car with. ear.
potatoes for Chicago. Returns
gave them $4.60 net per bushel for
their potatoes pretty fair for a
crop SO easily produced and yield
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1920-07-03
NO WONDER YOU SUFFER
WITH STOMACH and
BOWEL TROUBLE
You Load Your Stomach With Food Over 1000 Times
Year. You Give 1t No Rest and No Help.

ter eating, gasses would arise in my
stomach. 1 would vomit-then heave,
with hot water running from my mouth.
was In terrible pain. Fasting failed
Then Wares Black Powder restored me
to good health.
1T did not help me so much at first
because failed to read the advice on
the wrapping. but later when j did. was
relieved" Certified by Mrs. s. c. Car
penter, Dallas. Texas.
Get Wares Black Powder at the drug
store today and give your stomach a
chance TO do its work.
For Baby's digestive troubles use
Wares Baby Powder. 1t heals and
soothes.
II your druggist has not yet stocked
Wares prescriptions. send $500. 1920.
or sec for package. postpaid. Handled
by leading wholesalers The ware
Chemical Co. W. Fl. Patterson, Pres't
and Gent Mgr. Dallas. Tsxaa--(Adv.l
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1920-07-03

Your digestion breaks down. Food
lies in your stomach for hours.
II gives off poisohs that claw at your
stomach and clog up-your bowels.
The results are dyspepsia. indiges-
ton, sick head -aehe, dysentery, catarrh
of stomach and bowels, collie and diar-
rhoea
s<k5nt wait till then. Prevent them
ffUw.
Get Wares Black Powder. a famous
old remedy--Dr. Wares own prescrip-
ton used by him in restoring thou
sands 20 good health ED happiness.
1t contains no marco rs.
II contains no purge hes.
1t is n simple chemi J remedy which
purif1es the food and taste matter in
the stomach and bowels, and kills the
germs hidden there.
Read here Of Just one case:
.I-was sick three years with stomach
trouble and intestinal indigestion. At
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1920-07-03

With the republican and the
democratic candidates both in
the field there will be reams
printed about their respective
virtues and iniquities. Take both
the good and the bad Of either at
fifty per cent valuation and you
will come somewhere near the
normal and mental status of the
man, for neither party could elect
either a saint or a devil president
Of the United States. The adj
herants of each party have too
much common sense for that.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1920-07-03
Sealed Proposals.

Bids are solicited by the Pc
lice Jury of Iberia Parish for the
re-rOoting of the Court House.
Sealed bids will be received by
the secretary of the Police Jury
up to and including July Oath,
1920, the Police Jury reserving
the right to open said bids any
time after that date and also to
reject any and all bids. Certified
check for five per cent of the bid
must accompany each bid. Sand
check to be returned to the I'M
successful bidder at once. The
check of the successful bidder to
be forfeited to the Police Jury if
he fail to fulfill the condition of
his bid.
LOUIS DECUIR, Oh m.
ONEZIPPE LELEU,
l.. G.. DEBLANC,
Jail and Court House Committee.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1920-07-03

ing so many bushels to the acre.
State farmers have organized
at Alexandria the Louisiana Sweet
Potato exchange for cooperative
marketing. The sweet potato
business is largely monument
to the effective work done by the
parish demonstration agents. The
building of sweet potato curing
plants has generally been the re
suit of their initiative. They
have labored to determine the
best seed to use and have helped
make the marketing arrange
ments. In five years the sweet
potato acreage has grown from
$4,000 to 10000, the bushels pro-
duced from ,42S,000 to 100000
and the value Of the crop from
1865, 600 to $7,245,O00. This
year it is expected to reach $10,-
e00.0G0, with indefinite room for
expansion.
Aid for the Louisiana farmer is
promised from another source. by
the organization of the Associated
Rice Millers of America, by the
rice millers Of Texas, Louisiana
and Arkansas. The purpose of this
company is to launch a gigantic
advertising campaign to increase
the consumption Of rice. New
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1920-07-03
Habituai Constipation Cured
in Ia to II DAYS

"LAX-FOS WITH PEPSIN" is a specially
prepared Syrup Tonic-Laxative for Habitual
Constipation 1t relieves promptly but
should be taken regularly for IA to II days
TO induce regular action. It Stimulates and
Regulates. Very Pleasant to Take 6Oc
per bottle.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1920-07-03

Orleans is represented by Frank
GodchauX, president, and Frank
| NJ. Rickert, treasurer, on the Off
cial roster.
Plans made at a recent con-
vention in New Orleans for a
great advertising campaign are
thus in a fair way to be carried
out. Already, fund of 100000
year for advertising purposes is
assured and the Associated Rice
Millers hasn't much more than
started. Not to speak of the OPP
pOrtunitleS Of the foreign market,
the increase Of rice consumption
III the United States TO level
with the per capita consumption
q European nations alone would
put every acre o. land upon when
rice can possibly be produced into
cultivation and assure fair prices
to the producer for all time to
come.
The chances for making money
in stock raising III Louisiana grow
brighter each year that the tick
campaign goes on. The tick is
going to be eradicated in Louisi-
ana. no matter how a few sections
of the state may protest. 1t will /
probably be eliminated more rap
idly because of the protests, be-
cause it has been shwon that len
iency in enforcing the law means
only additional expense and more
trouble in the long run. No fig
ures are at hand, but it is safe to
say that dipping for tick, 50 far 5
has doubled the states income t
from livestockg
Farming is the biggest business ]
in Louisiana and should be made t
a much bigger business. The t
point to remember is that it is a +
business. 1t is no longer merely c
4 means of sustaining life. 1t re L
luires business brains rather than c
Drawn. Machinery is going to s
AXE an increasing part in solving G
he farm labor problem. 1t is b
worth while to consider that the h
beginner in no business has so b
much efficient aid offered to him
~ state and national govern
nents and by local communities
Is the beginner in the farming J
business. :
If the country boy won't stay
N the farm any longer, why
houldn't the city boy take his b
,lace? There are literally thou n
ands of them in this city begin :
ing life at small wage and facing =
othing better than a dull, wage
arning, cOlorless existence, who ST
ould make success at farming O,
nth proper help and training. N
The way to fill up the depopu-
lting farming districts is to
sell" the farming idea to the B
mbitious young men Of the city. o,
Item. w
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1920-07-03
Article ".

The capital stock of said corporation
shall be Three Hundred and Fifty
($350,00000) Thousand Dollars, divided
into and represented by Three Thousand
Five Hundred (3500) shares of the par
value of One Hundred Dollars each, which
stock shall be paid for in cash at the
time of issuance, or it may be issued at
not less lhan par, in payment or in ex-
change for property or right actually re-
ceived u purchased by said corporation
or it may be paid for by promissory notes
of fairly solvent parties equivalent to
cash and accepted by said board at such
equivalent, and at not less than par
value of said stock or for such other val
liable considerations or service actually
rendered as the Board of Directors of
said corporation may determine, pro-
vided that no stock shall be issued until
the consideration therefor has been re-
ceived by said corporation. and it being
the intent that the greater part of the
capital stock Of this corporation shall be
issued for property to be given and ex-
changed therefor, there is attached and
annexed hereto and to be read in con-
nection herewith, an accurate and de-
tailed and itemized description of such
property so taken as to its amount, To-
cation, extent, character and state of
improvement together with a statement
of its value as appraised by the Direc-
tors of said corporation, the said state
ment to be deposited, filed and recorded
in the office Of the Clerk of Court of
Iberia Parish, Louisiana. Every sale
or transfer of the capital stock of the
corporation shall be made on the books
of the company at its office and on the
surrender of the certificate therefor, a
new certificate shall issue to the proper
holder thereof.
The capital stock of this corporation
may be increased to One Million Dollars
in the manner provided by law.
This corporation shall commence doing
business as soon as Eighteen Hundred
(1s00l shares of the capital stock thereof
shall have been subscribed as required
by law and by this charter and one-haIf
Of the subscription paid in.
The names and post office addresses
of the subscribers Of the article Of in
corporation and in the number of shares
each agrees to take are as follows:
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1920-07-03

Frances Ferns Majesty No.
165987, champion Jersey Bull.
Lafayette Fair. offers his services
to increase milk and butter pro-
duction, it cost no more to raise a
good calf than Q scrub; so why
not breed b the best.
L. r. LAILAANDH.
New Iberia enterprise and independent observer. (New Iberia, La.) 1902-1944, 1920-07-03
In Bankruptcy.

United States of America. Dis
trict Court of the United
States, Eastern District of Lou
uSlana, New Orleans Division.
In the Matter of H. Shelby San
ders, Bankrupt.