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.lutofcS DirCryOS.-

A-.acia o los Cha-r"S Contrabaadistas.
Noycla meTicana. Dos ,oaoS -....;.S2.oo
e Indio CoStal. o el Dragon DE-
El Si.io de Ia Rochcla 1900. ...-.--.Sl-00
Los Bandidos de Londre>, por Fevai ....Sl.0
Memorials de ana >Ucrra. po- Acevedo ..Sl.oo
Memorials. IciiduidS Y RetratoS. Nara
clog - psrri6ticaS. por Pea .......-.Si.0o
Nj E-rosa Official. pov savage ..-....-.Sl.0o
Navulc n. nor DumaS -..,.... ...-..-.Sl.Oo
In Hijo Natural. por Ncmbcja ......si.90
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GARCIA DICE QUE TRIUNFo

SuScrito por el senior Juan NJ. Car
ia. candidate al gobierno del Esta-
10 dc Nuevo Leon. rccibimos aver el
S!-"nieGtc mcnSaje:
MONTERREY, Octubre 2i.-'Parti-
cipolc gustc>o a CSC perijdico que cl
pueblo. Ell las cleccioneS de hoy, me
reiter6 su confianZa. habicndo sido 4
nj favor 81 setenta Y cinco por cien-
t. dc 1T vo;aciGn emitiia en- esta
ciudad. Informes rccibidos de dis
tintos puntoS del EStado indican :"Ial
~ropo~c,6n.-Sulud. Juan II. Garcia
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Al Bordc del Abismo ) Lao FuneSto.
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Ca!ya-io de una Madrc y Arrcpentimientc.
= tomOS ...--- ..-.. -..-'>Ieo
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- Alher-uc del DeiitO. > tomo- ........Sl-20
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histories del Crinlen. ! tOnOs ..........S2.f0
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oBRAS DE AMADo NERVO.

Ellos. Cr6ricaS Litcrarias ..-:......Si.SO
e. Donador de AlmaS. Novela .....- doc
Ell Diaman:e de Ia lnquietud ...-..-.Sl.So
Sardines interiors; y En- Voc Baja.
PceSiaS ........ 1900. ..-'-'S!'"V
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Ircsta. Las oficinas generates de IL
nesociaci6E Sc italian en- Ia parte pos
terror del scgundo piso.
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w. 10 SlarSeI.l ... ... sec
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r.rr..i5- 4. Claudio ... .... soc
a Concuis;a L. 'las>ans. Dos tomos. st-oo
a Ralsa. Dos tomos .-.-..-. .SL.vV
Gagdaleua Fcrat ........ ...-. -. 9oc
Susvos Cusn;o> 4 mon ........ -. oee
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-, p,r.,; 1890. sos
In racLI.. ID. Amor Dos tomos ......Sl.o0
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DINERSAS.

3crtoldo. Ber;o,lino > Caeascno. EN-.
Carmen. Hermosa NOvela m~exicana por
ca TTa s's y T T5Gor. rot cl Gsai. Riva
Palacio. Pr"c'o .-...-.. ....-..-.-.S5-2o
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por q. lEnaeo Altamirano. I'm tomo.
edici6n de lujo ........ 5000. ......Sl.T5
Guerra. por Kci!errnan .........-....Sl.6o
Del Claustro al Campamento o n Mon
il AlfCreE. Sensational roysLa &c in
~fortuuio ' De amor. por Eduardo Bias
60 Dos tomos cmpastadoS CT tcla. con
ilustracioncS $1,000. ........ $500
Don Quijo,e Do IA Mancha. Ia obra macs
ira dc Ia literature cSpancla- Tn tomo
ne ,sla :. ;;o,. de IA N,o:5a, E5ici5o ;S''A0
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Fl Martir del G6lGota.-Heymo>a noyc'a
basada en- IA vida d. Redtnlor del Nun
do. Edlcion luStrada ......-. ........St.5o
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Il Eijo MalditO, por Balzac .......... soc
Il Recerro de Orc. Tor Braddon ........ 6oc
FL MauQscrito dc mi Madre. por Lamar
gSe e de la vida Bohemia. pc; MIR
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Heraclio Bcrnal. cl Rayo Il. Sinaloa.
Noycla Mexicana por J. Ascension Re
H Sss del Empcradot S-arlomarno. 's
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Maria Macdaleua. cortessna y amiga
&c Jesus .--.- -. go. 60c
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Novelas Ejemplares. por Ccrvantcs ....$l.25
Memorials de an Revciucionario .Sl.ie
Nochcs FantaSticaS. po- X. L. Stevenson.
Dos torrOS ...-.--. 1900. Sl-20
Monja y CaSada. VirGen y Martir. No.
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clio .-...,.- .-..- -.... ...-..SS.2o
santa por Federico Gamboa ..-......S2S
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de dos madres- Obra maestra del fe-
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EDr. Caldwell a los 80 amos aun trabaja en- su
Oficina diariamente.

M,,rro,r oh,tez " erandes energis del descubrdor del Jarabe de Pepsna
MIIoness d. personas usan SUI famosa recda actualment
T, euhatvo ae prfetamenteq que la ud de una persona dePende mudo de la bua dss
lion " Ia curepondente evacuaony que muhas etermedads son esusds Pr ell
'str6innnto NGe compende este nDr que ell m@hco de la tamha.
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FL inferno dc los Cc!os. esEuGda parte
de IA anterior. Cuatro tomoS ........S4.0o
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oBkAS DE ~MAUPASSANT.
osRAs DE GABRIEL D'.ANUNZIO

81 T-iunfo Dc "A Nucrte. Dos toDos ST.
81 Placer. Dos tomoS ........ 1900. ST.
las Yi--ene> dc as Ro:as ........--- 90
The Washington times., 1920-06-19
Superannuated Clerks Not
Eligible for AnnuitieS
By BILL PRICE.

1t may be safely taken for granted that executive
head In the Government service going to superannu
aed clerks who not at present be technically entitled
to annuites under the retirement law thrown out of posi-
tions in their old age.
The ruling of the Attorney General is that clerks who
have not served the Government fifteen years. but have
reached the of retirement be separated without
annuity privileges This is doubt the law. The var-
provisions could not be numbered with explanations and
definitions So fifteen years Of service fixed the
time clerks must have served TO obtain benefits
Fortunately for those clerks who may be getting along
in years. have done faithful and efficient work. and have
only few months years to make out the required
length of service executive heads in position certify
to their usefulness and retain them until they do
within the scope Of the law.
The old men and women who soon to leave the Gov
ernment service annutes not too generously pro-
vded for Their annues in these trying days Of deprec
aed money will not be than sufficient to keep them,
and where they have dependents the effort will be still
harder
Congress had intention of forcing any efficient clerk
into retirement without annuity to help him her fight the
hardest sort of battle.
Whatever the legal Interpretation Of the Attorney Gen
era the spirit of the law is another thing Executive heads
will be guided by the intentions of the trainers of the law
and by human impulses which will be strongly against
throwing aged human beings into the scrap heap there to
obtain sustenance in any manner possible.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19

story. Sometimes il hurts the
woman. More than anyone can ever
understand. know.
EVERYWOMAN.
What a bitter little pessimist
you are! Fortunately you are not
"Everywoman" and fortunately
every man does not think or feel
as you say he does. You are tell
ing only one side Of the story and
that the unpleasant side. You are
like a blind man who insists the
sun does not shine because he can
not see it shine. While there Is
great deal of truth in what you
say, you leave a great deal unsaid.
There are still plenty OF girls,
loyal and true, who don't have to
swap kisses for movie tickets, and
there are plenty Of boys and men
with a wholesome respect for the
right sort OF girl. You've been
seeing the wrong kind. my dear.
Take of that pair OF smoke-colored
glasses and put on a pair Of pink
ones.
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
As you ask the readers for their
opinion on smoking, am taking
the liberty to state mine. I am
young lady nineteen years old, and
have INDUCED In smoking for sew
he
The Washington times., 1920-06-19

dge Lynch
ascends the bench
in Duluth as the
country looks on
in sorrow and won
ders where next.
Cox and Coxey
should not be left
out OF Ohio's IL
lustrious list.
The unspesk-
able inhabitsnt OF
the Bosphorus is
at his staying pro-
gram again while
the civllised world
nddles.
A woman 10 to
second Palmer's
n o m ! n oti on ~
Frisc co. A n d
wouldn't II be hard
on som other
deserving Demo
Gratis" II she start
cd a fllibuster.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:

DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
suppose you will think that |
am foolish to send you this letter.
but l want to tell you that the let
ter signed "Francisco" seemed to
strike me as very interesting and
prompted me to answer it. i want
to tell him that for one did not
think that there was man OF to-
day that thinks as he does ! am
young, yes, very young, yet ] have
experienced what q woman twenty
years my senior has, I have met
several men and l don't care how
good they may seem to you when
you meet them at first ! want to
toll you that by the third time that
they have taken you out. and show
ed you what they call "a good time"
they all expect some return. II a
girl does not kiss . fellow good
night he will never ask her to go
out again with him because he
knows that there are girls just
waiting for the chance to find
fellow.
Then again there are these IF
Street Walkers" as you call them.
They stand on the corner and criti-
else all the girls and laugh at the
way that they are dressed. Com
pare the average man OF today with
the average man OF ten years ago.
A girl wears spit curls, fellow
siders, q girl wears high-heeied
slipper, q fellow spats. A girl wears
short skirts, a fellow bell-bottomed
pants that drag the ground. think
that the government should arrest
them all and for the fine make them
tie grass to the bottom OF their
trousers SO that they could sweep
the streets. I am sure that u would
be very conserving. I wonder "
they know that the girls laugh at
all Of them7 I do.
want to tell "Francisco" that "
he Is the kind OF a man that he
writes himself to be, he had better
be careful and not get foolad when
he does pick q wife. Girls OF to-
day are looking for the man that
will take care OF them while they
60 about with others. ] am not
saying that all OF the girls are do
ing II, but most OF them are. And
can you blame them7 What does a
man OF today think OF the average
woman? Nothing.
There are a good many girls that
would be glad to nnd a good man.
do not tell him to sacrifice him
self to an old maid. Every woman
has her chance to see life, and "
a woman chooses to be an old maid.
she should not take the chance
away from the younger ones. II
woman can live to be an old maid
she can live the rest OF her life
without getting married.
II "Francisco" expects to md
girl that will stay around the house
all OF the time and try to make her
do so. he will not only cause un-
happiness for himself but also for
the wife. have not come across
the girl yet that is willing TO be-
come any msns slave. Every one
must have some pleasure. But that
isn't q mans idea OF woman. IT'S
no use talking. There never was a
man born yet that can fully under.
stand q woman. II there we're he
would surely be a wonder. But let
me tell "Francisco" that n he is a
man he will not take q girl as his
wife u he does not really love her!
He may think that n IL all right.
but there are two sides TO every
The Washington times., 1920-06-19
THEN AND NOW.


There was a time when gallant
kites rescued fair fappers from their
plights; they gum-shoed round In
shirts OF mail. and risked their necks
to help tho frail. or these old birds
love to prate. though they long
since received the gate. When j
compare them with the nsh OF mod
ern times my teardrops swish Today
we have the shspely Eink, whose
chivalry is on the blink; his sole
ambition is to smirk at chickens
tripping home from work. II one
perchance skids on her chin, he's
never there TO lend a I'm. Through
out the day he haunts the curb, be-
decked in wrappers most superb.
The only time he fails to mash 10
when he's busy bounding hash. or
racing homo with frensied stride to
pluck the hatpins from his hide
Each time I think OF these he vamps
shed a sigh and wipe my lamps;
the molls are luckless nowadays.
since they must hitch up with these
jays. c. II. b.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19

. g e America
thirst, seems to be
the main political
plank of quite q
large part of our
citizenship.
Campaign funds
a amounting to S5,-
900 have been re-
turned to Gov
ernor l. o W d e n.
Just like chickens
coming home to
roost.
Harding can be
just as hard as
the next one.
As q come back.
jules J. Jusserand
can point out that
a lot OF the wise
ones have another
guess coming.
" uerta likes
Harding. says Q
headline. will the
voters hold that
against him?
The Washington times., 1920-06-19
POTOMAC VERY MUDDY.

At Great Falls this morning Po-
tomac water was very muddy.
thunder showers of the past week
having flled the water with mud.
Fishermen will have to seek other
felds. Down the Potomac and ON
the lower PatuNent, or around An
napolis, the salt water ought to be
all right for fishing.
Some catches OF moderate size
black sea bass are reported from
Potomac points at and below Rock
Point: rather unusual
The Washington times., 1920-06-19
The CrOW's Nest

BLESS your musical soul. May
Gods harmonies be with you for
ever" telegraphs John Philip Sousa
to Senator Harding. Speaking OF the
harmony, the bandmaster was evil
IDENTIFY dreaming OF the peaceful days
when the solon played . horn In the
village band, and fearful Of the open
ing of the campaiGn.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19
"THE GOLD CHEvRoN."

The frst issue of 1.-The Gold Chew
ron," a monthly publication by the
central committee of the Veterans Of
Foreign Wars. is out. Its field is to
be the 10000 members residing in the
District. Maryland and Virginia.
It's Introductory announcement is
that it will squawk once a month IL
supported and oftener if not support
ed
The advisory council OF bright. able
writer's and artists consists of LEON
ARD ORMEROD, Il. II. HALE, HAIR
OLD w. PHILLIPS. SAUL GOLD
BERG. CAPT 4. :. LONGLEY, CAPT.
II. FLUEGEL, f.. 5. BETHLEHEM,
Jr, w N. MORREL and f. H.
HUGHES.
H. and S. is with you boys.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19
WHY, OH wHYf

why is that when fellow
chews tobacco he always has TO
get front seat in q street car
beside an open window ard why
is II that he always has to spit
when the car gets to going fast;
and why is IL that II always
comes back in thru The win
dows on the people behind: and
why 10 IL the further back your
seat the more generous the oc-
cupant's share. LAUSAC.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19

i obregon, from his recent picture In
the public prints, certainly 10 running
every man in Mexico hnish race
for the choice of being the hardest
looking customer to be found In the
nation. First thing we know the
ioungers down there will be calling
him His whiskers." which, OF course,
will mean his fnish.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19
USELESS THINGS.

1t does look as IL the most useless
thing in the District is tho ice mans
but other useless things are:
A former bartender without 4 drug
gist's license.
A spittoon at a suffragette meeting
An alarm clock for a deaf man.
ALFRED J.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19

Why don't the Mesicans run true to
form and choose Aguas Calientes,
which means hot water. as their cspi'
tai city. instead OF allowing the CEN
ter OF their turbulent affairs to re-
main In its present location 5000 feet
above sea level and with the most de-
lishtful climate In the worid7
The Washington times., 1920-06-19
Beatrice Fairfax Problems and Pitfalls of Workers Here
Especially for Washington Women

This is the first reply that has
been received in reference to the
Invitation i extended so cordially
to any lonesome young people that
wished to both enjoy themselves
and show the metal they were made
OF and II proves that there arc
number of these lonesome people
that don't mean word of II, and
when they get a good offer like that
decline 1t.
II "a City Chap" finds il con-
venient to come to our little So
ciety l hope he is prepared to be
member and indulge in the fun. ]
am sure there will be a number of
young people there that will wei
come him and any others wishing
to come and show them what q good
time 10.
The next person who writes to
you all about the time they went
many fellows flirted with them they
were uncomfortable and can't find
any respectable company and are SO
anxious for your help, just send
them a copy Of the address OF our
little church and see what they
think OF II. c. f.
/ am glad at least one person
responded to your invitation, but
do think you should guard
against acquiring intolerance as a
trait. Mark Twain said 1t was a
difference of opinion that makes
horse races and all persons do not
think exactly as you do or find en-
ioyment in the same things you do.
Just because they do not agree
with you does not necessarily
mean that they are wrong, and
you are right. You should be glad
you have found center of happi-
ness and amusement and feel SYM
pathy and perhaps a little pity in
stead Of intolerance for those who
are still wandering around, like so
many lost souls, trying to find
their own little niche in the world.
Your initials stand for Christian
Endeavor," ! take it. You must
not be unmindful of the real mean
ing and derivation of the first of
the two words.
do hope others will join your
little group, and shall be glad
10 give inc ADDRESS OF tnc CnuIcn
when it is requested.
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX;
VIII you please tell me what you
think OF a young man who. before
he met ..s, was almost wild, and
who. on being introduced, was al
most overcome with JOY, but after
ward, when he took me out, told
me OF the good times he was hav-
ing with his other girls and the
good company they sre7
am most sure don't know
what TO think.
what should ! say when he starts
that7 DIMPLES
think I should say Good eve
ming" or "Good day" Tor Whatever
hour OF the day II happened TO be) :.
very politely and very firmly. As
they say in England, II isn't done,
this discussing one girl with an
other. Judged most charitably, he
proves to have no imagination and
less conversational ability.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19
ANSW ERS,
A MANS LAMENT.

tBy John T.. Ssnford).
Oh I long for boyhood pleasures by the
dear old swimmin' hole,
Where we shucked our duds and spisttered
in untrammeled Joy Of soul.
with no high-toned modern hSings that
now oil life with care.
with no sticky Boston ssrters and no
cussed underwear
Just our overalls and wampus-'most as
limb-free as the Fiji,
Caring nausht about League OF Nations or
the chafng Il, v. ID.
And the preacher talks of heaven out be-
yond the blue sky there,
Where the folks are always happy and all
things are bright and fair.
And he talks Of harrS and anthems and
the streets ell paved with gold.
And the rapture OF the angels, which he
says can ne'er be told;
But there's one thing in the pictures OF
their clothing have kenned,
They wear mighty little more than we boys
at the swinmin' hole at the bend,
The Washington times., 1920-06-19

President Wilson. II is said, will re.
move Admiral Sims from his present
high naval post at Newport as pun
ishment for his part in the latest
naval row. The Admiral cane into
the flght like a lion, but from the
prospects he will 70 out minus a lot
OF fleece.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19
He A RD A N y SEEN
JUST TRY AND SEE.

have . problem that will make 'eu
sweat.
And II | make good in my threat
BY sending you a puzzls
Your sharks ID will muEsie
Will you print IL or reject7
JOHN IL. DODGE.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19
WON'T SHE TELL your

The question is. why does my
girl close her eyes when I kiss
her. Ny pal and myself have
had an awful argument over this
and we submit II to II and S,
where tho fans answer all
things. NJ. +.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19

| Give this one to your readers;
A collection OF eighty-nine coinsl
Iamounted to 1854. II was com
posed of quarters, dimes, nicke's'
pennies. How many or eacn
lwere there? J. A. L.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19

81 see no use and no advantage
in ssvering business relationships
and each beginning anew a profes-
sional career which has been pleas
ant, harmonious and fairly sue
cessful in a financial way.
"One reason the average domes-
tic type Of woman sewers all So
cial relations with a man when she
breaks an engagement with him
or gets a divorce from him, Is that
she lets her mind dwell too con-
tinually, too morbidly, on sex,
I'VE call il q sign Of intelligent
The Washington times., 1920-06-19
OUR EY.PRESIDENTS.

Why wouldn't it be a good thing
to make our ex-Presidents baseball
umpires because Of their familiarity
with ball.ups and strikes?
JOHN H. DODGE.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19
TWO RIDDLES A DAY.

]. Why cannot q deaf man be legal
ly convicted?
why should buying trousers on
credit be considered dishonorable?
ANSWERS.
I. Because IL is not lawful TO con-
denim q man without a hearing.
2. Because they are breeches Of
trust. V. S. SNOW.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19

II you do not inhaie the smoke,
cigarettes can do you no harm.
Therefore. II a girl enjoys smok-
ing, what right has q man to say
whether she can or not.
II Is done in all the best society
circles. and a girl feels out OF place
II she can't do all the modern
stunts.
Ny advice to c. J. IL to tell her
fiance where to get of. Smoking
isn't unladylike, and IL not over
done is not at all harmful.
ART CLUB.
In the first place a person can
not smoke for any great length
of time and NOT inhale, and in
the second, the nicotine in cigar
cites can be absorbed in tissue
without the smoke going into the
lungs. You are far too young to
smoke. Society people have
monkey dinners" or they used to
before the war, but that isn't any
proof that such antics are worth
while.
The Washington times., 1920-06-19

All of that may be rstclass modern female logic But
the old fashioned husband who has not learned specialize
asks hknsef What will the SECOND husband Of the
female doctor say about that divided Office those lunches
and those amusing stories?'