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Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1920-09-10
PUBLIC SALE.

=
Having sold my farm in Rich
Hollow, | will offer for sale at said
farm on
5 FRIDAY, SEPT. "a, 1920,
beginning at 10 o'clock a. H., the
following personal properly at nuh.
lie auction:
| Good Mare safe for lady 10
drive. "
ST Head of Good Cows,
:, Head of Calves,
y 3 Yearlings,
10 Head Ewes,
Buck,
10 Head Hogs and Shoats,
I Mccormick Binder,
Mccormick Mower good as new
Hay Rake,
l. Disc Harrow,
II Spring-tooth Harrow,
i Smoothing Harrow,
! Acme Harrow,
2" I Road Wagon,
One-horse Wagon,
u Spring Wagon, ?
II Buggy, and Harness,
Set 1-horse Harness,
Cider Mill,
Corn Shelter,
Vulcan Plow,
Five-tooth Cultivators,
2 Cream Separators,
ID Stands of Bees, also LOT empty
gums,
Lot of Corn in shock.
Household and Kitchen Furniture
apd thousand an one things loo
numerous to mention.
Lnsfh served on the ground.
TERMS Made known on day OF
sale.
J. NJ. HANGER.
r l. McMillion, Auctionecr.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1920-09-10

jehn w. Davis, American Am
bassador to Great Britain, now on
leave OF absence in the United
States, Is not expected TO take the
stump in the Democratic National
Campaign, ii was stated by admin
istration officials. The improperly
OF introducing a political bias into
the foreign relations of the United
States was given as the reason for
The absiention Of Mr.. Davis from
accepting the invitations TO make
series OF addresses in favor Of the
candidacy Of Governor Coz.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1920-09-10
STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA.
County Of Greenbrier. &c.

r. D. WATTS President and N Secretary The
Company,
and that, Of
Oh ABOVE
o nw rse ana clear from all liens claims except
Shb ensnnd t and by them SUBSCRIBED
me genera mdton and affairs of the said
Spcctivey e" "'" pe'ic re-
OFFICERS: Nv ~ iyy1O
i. S..
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Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1920-09-10
BUSINESS NOTICES.
PUBLIC SALE.

As administrator of tho estate of
Mrs. J. B. Matheny, deceased, l will
offer for SALE. at public auction, at
the home of l.. &. Dosier, Asbury,
w. Va, on
Thursday, Sept. %. 1920,
Beginning at 10 a. m, one lot Of
Personal Property.
J. A. ANDERSON. Jr.
Administrator.
Greenbrier independent. [volume] (Lewisburg, Va. [W. Va.]) 1859-1980, 1920-09-10
GENERAL HETEROGENEOUS,


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books kept rnerse reiary. ~ '"'>i '''"'
TO answer from books
, ;, , S29G0O0 by lightning ~ " ''/ io'''''
has b S any scrip or other evidence of
"ha ocnn,es in West Virginia the
"ha KIND Of risks being
we'll isolated operty. '' "' r''p'i's """
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H. How
adopted practice ones
'1'N" 'ee"'"
H. Total o
TO nave small surplus w. go" D.''s
H. Rate Of
taken. 80 WV VI" '"o Pio"''V VI insurance
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13

FOR notwithstanding room fof one or
Main 43c3. 946S- Is
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
FEMALE HELP WANTED.

WANTED-Gfris for light. clean work
Rubber workers make big money. g.
l. Smith Company, 526 y limerick St
93g5-12
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13

wANTED-Boy. for soda fountain Hull
CalnOn Cigar Store, 112 : Michigan
81 st;oo-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
SALESMAN WANTED.

SALESMAN who has made good, or hus-
Ting man Of financial and business
qualifications TO assume charge Of q de
partment of going concern doing bust
uess in South Bend and surrounding ter
ritory. Give particulars I'm reply. Ad
dress u. +. g, Care News Times e4S5-15
WANTED Statesmen for high class
proposition. good chance for big
money TO right party. Call at Thor
Sales Co, 231 y. Michigan st, ask for
Mr.. Williams. from 10 8 p. m. 94S0-1S
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
RALPH u. ADAMS.

RALPH ID. ADAMS
Divorce No $3.50
BE It Known. That the above named
Plaintiff has Med in the office Of the
Clerk 81 said Court her complaint against
said Defendant iu the above cause to-
gether with a proper affidavit that said
Defendant Ralph -. Adams. is not a
resident Of the State Of Indiana
Said Defendant is hereby notified that
said cause viii stand for trial on the
9Th day Of March 1920 the same being
Jhp 18th G1y Of Che next term II said
Court 90 commence no the city Of South
Bend. on the 3rd Monday in February
next. ON which day said defendant is
required o. appear 20 said action
WILBUR NJ WARMER. Clerk
~ MARGARET Lung. Deputy.
GEORGE W. SANDS Atty Tor piaiutif
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13

TOR SALE USED CARS AND TRUCKS
] Ford touring clf. $1,000
4 1917 Chalmers 8 passenger cyffndsF-.
] 1915 oldsmobile.. ; pasaenger. 3 CYL
4 Maxwell I ten track
Republic. I ton truck.
L Packard. 3 Son truck
HAGEDQRN q WEBSTER
l6-ls L. Jeaers5n blvd. south Bsnd
ted. 6sss ~
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
EEAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
FOR SALE

tok "A LIS.
A nifty room hOTsA modern. 0a
hoorS large living room across TIE from.
large dining room cabinet xitchen 12xI
let Street Is paved. Northwest Prize
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13

WANTED-Girls for self service dining
room. Apply Oliver Hotel 947O- Is
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
OFFICE HELP

WANTED-A lady with bookkeeping and
stenOgraphic experience for general Of
fee work. Address News Times, Box
LII. 9404tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
RrsINEss oPPoRrUNITIEs.

WANTED Composers Of verse or mu-
sic 20 write me at once. Brilliant
opportunity 5or good talent Address
Burrell Van Buren,, b Grand Opera
House Chicago 9426-l3
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13

FOR RENTING modern sleeping rooms
within walking distAncR. 734 HART
son av $500 II
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
Do YOU KNOW THAT.

STORM sash and storm doors made and
put up by us save coal. Miller Sash
and Screen Factory, SIC Portage. Av
Home Phone 2O32. Il.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
FEMALE HELP WANTED.
@1LRl9 UyARllrLgD

Light factory work Good wages to
right parties. T. W. Ready Co, cor
ner Washington ard st Joseph.
4953-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
MIEN WAN 1TED

Apply either at T. W. Ready Capsule
Factory, Niles, Mich. or st. Joseph and
Washington SITS, South Bend. 6O91-U
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
MALE OK FEMALE HELP.

WANTED-POsitiou as salesman. etc.
Have light delivery truck. Call Main
2195 ass l.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
SITUATION WANTED FEMALE.

WANTED-By experienced stenosrapher.
permanent position. Box Ri Care
NnWs-I lines. n4NI-1h
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
PORTAGE AY. ACRE LOTs.

FOkIAGL Az. ACRE LOIS.
/ have for .ale two acre lots fronting
on Portage ". fmmedl ately MORN or
nay residence, on tie west nide In.
provements al IN and paio 70. VIII
SLOW the lots any evening afte- O'Clock.
VI. Jackson, 40 bank. - y. Main 81.
Bell asp Home 653S. Evenings, Home
s244 1913 q
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13

WANTED-A housekeepcr. by Young
man. No large woman need apply
Call az SO Lincoln Way E $50 is
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
LEGAL NOTICES.
NnN-REsInrNr =

STATE or INDIANA. 81. JOSEPH
COUNTY, ssh the 81 Joseph SUI
reriOr Court. December FERN. 1919.
ANNA NJ ADAMS.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT.

TOR RENT-TO one Of two gentlemen,
nice large front sleeping room. six
blocks from center % city 81 f'r one OF
s, for two. per week. Apply 81 ".
Marion 80 n
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
BUSINESS CHANCES.

NOTICE
rhe .. X Giant Battery company il
buying all the legitimate .. n. Giant
b9 gtery stock that is being offered for
sale by our stockholders There is some
little stock floating about Gary that Is
not legitimate and will not be recOg
niZed by the company. Do not take
chance on resale stock that is being
advertised by Gary people, buy direct
frcm our authorized representatives
o. X. GIANT BATTERY co
515 Broadway.
Gary, Ind 9431-li
SPECIAL-Hotel and rOOming house
bowers We have the largest list OF no
tells, roOmipg houses and other lines OF
business IN this city and others. All OF
them good money makers. See
Beyers, Room rs Odd Fellows bldg.
Main 1853
Omen evenings. sO25-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
Barter And Exchange
AUros. MOTORCYCLES. BICYCLES.

FOR SALE-Ford truck. worm drives
almost new. 1pE-die tires in front zoTfrs
behind price $50 Address ~ Isl Hals
ton. Care Hardy Pig Co Qf--I8
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13

Position on farm by boy y
years Of age. 2}O4 W. Washington av
q3Gg- Il
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13

Fuk SAlE--Heo q. seven passenger. 1919
model In perfect cOndition or 81 trads
Tor smaller car Call Main t6s3 Glz5-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13

WANTED-Women and slris Tor light
rubber shoe making We pay while
learning We also neeu men and boys
Mishawaka oolen Mfg Co. lf-S
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
LOST AND FOUND.

] .OST-32 degree Masonic watch chain.
Finder will receive reward. T. T. Eek
-tedt. oliver hotel 1900 Il
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
AGENTS WANTED.

AGENTS-get busy We have the great
est money maker on the market. House
keepers buy on sight 5000 sold in
1919. Tyler Mfg Co. Dept. D-3, Muncfe,
Ind. 1898 Is
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13

FURNISHED ROOM FOR RENr-At
S2i y. Taylor. ei42-1S
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13

ChEN ROLlefS-One touring. 40. on.
WITH Wiuter top. $500 Both have zoo 4 p.
tires and I'M excellent condition stud
tffr- "a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13

OTHERS CARELESSNESS CAUSES
- PERCENT OF ALL ACCIDENTS.
Thousands of people in this city be
tween Is and 20 don't know that
Paragon So per year policy ia the North
American Accident Insurance Co. pays
So per week for seven consecUt tive weeks
for any one accident or injury. SO
Hospital Benefit and SO Emergency
Relief With other special benefits for
loss OF eye. limb or life by accident
No medical examinations 40 assess
ments 40 dues. Your address VIII
bring FUN particulars. Ted z. Andres
iCk ZOO W ElmwOOd av, City
s46s-tf
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
PERSONALS

Fall iG the best time 10 paint that house
OF yours. see Us, We carry a full line
Of wall paper, paints, varnishes, enamels
end mOuldlngs az astonishing low prices.
Estimates Cbeerfuuy furnished J. ".
Nerntz aud Son, IA Sherman sy.. Main
1888 So53- II
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
FURNISHED ROOMS FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Room for two gentlemen,
ia private family, home privileges 1340
Z. Dayton ST 9402- l3
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-13
VALE HELP WANTED.

WANTED-Switchmen I'm the new NJ c.
R r. terminal Yards at Niles. Apply
O. Assistant Division Supt., Mr.. Maho-
ney, Niles, Mich. 5000
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-22
Always Clamoring for More

An annual tax mills voted at the May electon Dy
the people Of Oregon the support Of the state
II higher education the Oregon Agricultural college at Cor
wallis the State university at Eugene and the State norman
school at Monmouth. :.
To secure the passage these the officials OF
the educational institutions assured the public that the IN
creased support thus insured would be adequate to provide
for present and prospective needs and would take the
institutions out politics and prevent further appeals to the
legislature 70 additional funds 1t upon these GROUNDS
that The Capital Journal other supported
the and upon these premises the people voted the
increased taxation.
the ensuing bienniu The u of o. apparently living with
in the funds provided by the mlage tax The A. o. how
ever asks from the legislature additional appropriation OF
S277,588.
AS filed the budget shows the resident instruction depart
ment estimated requirements the next biennum
S2 oO2 054 and the estimated receipts $2330000 leaving
surplus of 1927 946 which wanted for new buildings atho
many of the present structures are only utilized lew nous
day For the experiment station an Appropriation OF
askeed ncreasef 000 of which $4,000 is
wanted the Corvallis station and $4,000 for branch
stations In the department salaries and main
tanance for the next two estimated at 1888
and receipts at $462 74512, deficit of $7558812.
When producers income fails to equal his expenditures
he expenses until they meet goes bankrupt When
Of public money fails to live within his stipulated
income he INDUCES in legislative logroing to increase an
already exorbtan taxation to make the people pay the bill
Retenchment is the last thing the program The efficient
public the that lives within appropriations and
yet maintains standards and He has the producers
or taxpayers viewpoint Whether the public servant who
constantly spends than his appropriations and always
clamoring for more if efficient, is questionable.
The of people, who cheerfuly voted double taxa
upon higher educational purposes not
help but view with dsmay the Oregon Agricultural colleges
Unsuitable demands money, time when prudence
in all business calls for and retrenchment until
normal conditions have suppaned the abnormal conditions
Of the reconstruction period se-
The Agricultural College managemegtis evidently mbued
with the ambition Of making it the largest institution Of its
kind n the United States although Oregon is one Of the
exceedingly expensive ambition the taxpayers The people
have already provided million dollars year for its
support and unless halt called speedily will shortly have
Ito UP another Million for it's expenditures always in
of it's income and the sky is apparently the limit
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-22

Think what a heavenly privilege
it. must be to live such a life, sur
rounded by inspiration and--and
atmosphere and--ands such things
and listening to the conversa-
tion of celebrated people telling
each other all about art and how
they became famous! What a
lofty emitted life! What magni-
ficient incentive to self-cultivation,
attainment, and creative accom-
plishment! And yet, how charm
ingly informal and free from ar
tificiality!' g
Grismer also had looked for
ward to a professional career in
Bohemia. with a lively apprecia-
ton of its agreeable informalities.
And the irresponsihility and liberty
perhaps lcenses4of Such. a life
had appealedltaeBtm only fnl !. q
lesser degree than the desire to
satisfy his articstic proclivities
with block of marble or fist
full of clay.
Yes" he repeated, "that is
undoubtedly the life, Miss. Quest
And 1t certainly seems as though
you and We're cut out for it.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-22

Of corn out Of the big basket.
They're butternuts." Uncle Sam
my said. "And they're the same
price as the beechnuts."
give me one handful" Sandy
said.
GIVE you a handful -" I'M
Gle Sammy snapped.
But Sandy Chipmunk smiled at
him.
II mean, sell me a handful, he
explained. 'sAnd here's your ear of
corn" 1t really was Uncle Sam
my's ear of corn, you know - just
as Sandy said.
But Uncle Sammy didn't know
that. He didn't know 1t had come
out of his own basket. So he
threw it into the basket and set a
handful of butternuts before Sandy
Chipmunk.
Sandy was longer eating those.
for the shelss were harder and
thicker than the beechnut shells.
But in little while he was ready
for more.
"How about peanuts?'he asked
asked.
And Uncle Sammy turned his
back again.
II have a few" he said.
SRI buy handful" Sandy told
him, as he pulled another ear OF
corn out of the basket.
And after that Sandy bought
hickory nuts and hazelnuts and
| walnuts.
"Ho wabout peanuts?" he asked
then. tive never eaten any; but
I've heard they are very good"
Uncle Sammy stood up and
searched his shelves very carefully.
And while he was searching, Sandy
Chipmunk took six ears of green
corn out OF the big basket under
the table.
II don't seem to have any pea
nuts Uncle Sammy Coon said at
last.
We'll - have you any nutmegs@
Sandy inquired.
Ana while Uncle Sammy was
looking for nutmegs, Sandy Chip
munk slyly took six more ears from
| the basket. He had more corn
fthan he could carry. So he quick
a
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-22

"No wonder we feel so friend
ly,'' exclaimed Grismer.
why? DO you paint 2"
mo, but I'm to be sculptor. =
How wonderful! I'm simply
mad to do something, too! Don't
you love the atmosphere of Bohe-
mia, Mr.. Grismer?"
He said that he did with a
misehievous smile straight into
her grey eyes.
ut IS my dream" she went on,
slightly confused, "to have II studio
not bit fixed up, you know,
and not frilly-but with just one
or two wonderful old objects of
art here and there and the rest
"a fascinating confusion OF artistic
things"
"Greatl" he assented. please
ask me to teal"
wouldn't it be wonderful?
And of course I'd work like fury
until five o. clock every day. and
then Just like tea ready for the
brilliant and interesting people
who are likely to drop in to dis
cuss the most wonderful thingsl
Just think of it, Mr.. Grismer.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-22

her Again 1t struck him that
stephanie was growing up very
rapidly into an amazingly orna-
mental girl--a sister to be proud
of.
did you have good time
Steve 2" he asked.
wonderful, she sighed, smii-
ing back at him out OF sleepy
eyes.
The car sped on toward Boston
Chapter IX
Stephanie Quest was introduced
to society when she was eighteen,
and was not "a success. she mad
every chance at her debut to prove
popular, but she remained passive
charmingly Indifferent to social
success, not inclined to step upon
the treadmill. unwilling to endure
the exactions, formalities, sacri-
ficies,. and stupid routine whlc1
alone make social position possible
There was too much chaff for the
few grains of wheat to Interest
her.
She wanted a career, and she
wanted to waste no time about 1t
and she was delightfully."- certain
that the path to it lay through
some dramatic or art school to the
stage or studio.
Jim laughed at her and teased
her; but his father worried great
deal, and when Stephanie realized
that he was worrying she became
reasonable about the matter and
said that the next besr thing would
be college.
(To Be Continued0
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-22

Stephanie sighed. lost In irrides-
cent dreams of higher things
vague visions Of spiritual and ar
tistic levels from which. If attain
ed, genius might stoop to regen-
crate the world.
But Grismer's amber eyes were
brilliant with slumbering mis-
chief.
..What do you think of Grlsmel
Steve?" inquired Jim Cleland, al
they drove back to Boston thai
night, where his father. ut the
hotel, awaited them both.
II really don't exactly know
Jim. Do you like him?"
sometimes. He's crew, Dicky
Hasty Pudding. He's curious
chap. You're got to hand hin
that, anyway
"Cleverness? ?"
\ "Oh, more than that, think
He's an artist through ant
through"
Really"
t.oh, yes. He's bird on the
box, too"
"Whatn'
"On the piano. Steve. He's the
real thing. He sings charmingly
He draws better than Harry Bel
tnan. He's done things in clay
and wax--really wonderful things
You saw him in theatiNsals."
'Did /? Which was he?
"Why the Duke of Brooklyn, o1
course. He was practically the
whole showw
II didn't know it," she murmur-
ed. II did not recognize filn
How clever he really isl"
'fYou hadn't met him then
remarked Jim.
"But had seen him, once" sh'
answered in low, dreamy voice
Jim Cleland glanced around a
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-22

Spending the next four
months dodging job-hunters
will probably make Mr.. Hard
ING wish he did believe in one
man government.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-22

" tossed It out through the door
way.
Uncle Sammy Coon had to admit
at last that he had no nutmees
But Sandy kept him busy hunting
for almonds and Brazil nuts and
pecans. though he knew well
enough that nothing Of the sort
grew in those woods.
BY the time Uncle Sammy stop-
ped looking, there was no more
corn left in his basket. But there
was a great pile of corn on the
ground inst outside his door, where
SANDY Chipmunk had thrown it.
Then Sandy said he must be 60
ing. And ,ong before Uncle Sam
my stirred cut of his house Sandy
had carried the corn away and hid
it in a good. safe place. He thought
that if he left 1t to dry it would
make just as good food for winter
as the wheat Uncle Sammy had
eaten. And that was just what
happened.
That night, long after Sandy
Chipmunk had left the store, Uncle
| Sammy Coon had a great surprise
When he went to the basket, ia
get some green corn for his sup
per, there was not a single ear
there.
That's queer" Uncle Sammy
Coon exclaimed. s'It was full this
afternoon. And now there's notRr
ear left, don't remember eatfhe
it." He thought deeply for long
time. And after while he said
t ohimself: II wonder if it could
have been that Chipmunk boy?'
But he decided that Sandy was toe
small to have carried away all those
big ears under his very nose. u
must have eaten it," he told him
self. I'm getting terribly forget
full
And since he thought he had al
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-22

What are those nuts. on the
top shelf?" Sandy Chipmunk ask
ed Uncle Sammy Coon.
Now, Uncle Sammy had been
keeping store so short time that
he didn't exactly know what was
on every one of his shelves. Sc he
wheeled around and looked up.
And as soon as his back was turned
Sandy Chipmunk reached down un3
der the table and pulled an ear
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-22
Loganberry
Laughs
BY Robert CULLEN


land: Et tu?
Il n y
White might be able to get
a job predicting victories for
Wrangel.
u ~ y
The American people will
never warm up to a low VII
Liam or a highbrow.
n y u
And now Mr.. Harding must
glance through Bradstreet's
and select some ambassadors.
Illinois will have a Cover
nor Small. A great many
states have had small Cover
nors.
Martyrdom may achieve,sa
purpose, but in the present,
imperfect state Of humanity a
club is more effective.
The usual cold waves were
no doubt waiting until the t.
dial wave got off the front
pages.
In time party leaders will
learn that a house divided
against itself cannot stand
the gaff.
1883
A lot of these fellows who
go up to hunt in the Canadian
woods never get far from ma
hogany.
~ 4 80
One judges from foreign
press comment that America
wasn't the only country eager
for a change.
#* y
And the friction between
an insurance policy and fall-
ing prices will cause a num-
ber of mercantile fires.
- y y
II a primary teacher can't
teach a child anything, it IS
because she didn't begin with
it's grandparents.
II - So
Concerning the league revi-
sion, France is willing to con-
cede any point except the one
that jabs Heinie.
** *s
Every time the political bee
employs its sting, the world
loses another good laborer.
Jugal is the obsolete form
of conjugal.y The con was
prefixed to give point to the
expression, ''conjugal bliss.
Doubtlessiyou have observ-
ed that the man who is good
at nothing else is q formid-
able opponent in an argument.
The reason a politician can't
hear the voice of the people
after his election is because
he thinks himself the big
noise.
Spending the next four
months dodging job-hunters
win probably make Mr. Hard
ing wish he did believe in one
man government.
*<ss
The question is, when the
league is taken out of fhe
treaty will there be enough
of the patient left to JUSTIFY
sewing up.
A Boston convict refused
to talk for q long time and
lost the power Of speech
-. IL that ho
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-22
The Restless Sex

BY Robert of Star"
Copyrighted 1918 Robert Chambers)