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Arizona republican., 1920-07-06
BROOKLYN WALLOPS
 BOSTON BOTH GAMES

BOSTON, July 5.-Brooklyn took both games from Boston, the first in ten innings. The visitors made five hits off Finningim in the tenth inning of the first game, including a home run by Wheat with two on bases. First game:
 R. H. E. Brooklyn .oOo 200 0Os 4-9 r ? Boston - 103 O01 900 O-5 9 ? Batteries Marquard, Mamaux and Miller; Scott, Oeschger, Fillingim and Gowdy.
 Brooklyn ...... o4o 900 OO1-5 8 Boston . 100 900 010-2 F 2 Batteries: Pfeffer and Krueger; Scott and O'Neill.
 PHILADELPHIA, July 5.-Boston won both games of the holiday pro- gram from Philadelphia. Terrific slugging by the Red Sox in the early innings of both games gave them leads which the locals could not surpass. Morning game:
 R. H. E. Boston .221 900 OO1-6 Is 0 Philadelphia 1000 900 1O0-1 3 Batteries: Pennock and Walters; Nasty, Bigbee, Keefe and Styles. Boston .......1sO Oos Oso-1O 16 Q Philadelphia ..011 o01 000- 8 Batteries: Bush and Walters, liar ris, Hasty and Perkins.
Arizona republican., 1920-07-06
PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE

Yesterdays Results Los Angeles 4-5; Sacramento 2-4 Vernon 6-4; Seattle 4-5. San Francisco Al; Salt Lake 2-2. Portland so: Oakland 5-2.
 Today's Games Oakland at Seattle. Vernon at Portland. Sacramento at San Francisco. Salt Lake at Los Angeles.
Arizona republican., 1920-07-06
ARIZONA LEAGUE
 OFFICIALS WILL
 MEET WEDNESDAY

A meeting of team managers and officers of the Central Arizona league will be held at The Republi- can office Wednesday evening at S:30 o'clock. As several important matters are to come before the league at that time for final dis position, a full attendance is desired.
 A tentative draft of a new league schedule, among other things, will be submitted for the approval of the league. The new draft is intended to rectify many defects made ap- parent with the playing of the few first games of the old schedule.
Arizona republican., 1920-07-06
LIGHT LURED BIRDS TO DEATH

Racine. Wis.-Hundreds of birds, embracing every specie known to this climate, were killed by flying against the Wind Point light north of this city. The bright glare flashing through the night fog apparently bewildered the birds, causing them to dart against it. The lighthouse grounds were covered with brilliant colored little corpses.
Arizona republican., 1920-07-06
HOW THEY STAND
NATIONAL LEAGUE

Yesterdays Results St. Louis 2-4; Chicago II. Philadelphia so; New York Is. Pittsburg 4-6; Cincinnati Is. (Sec- ond game II innings.) Brooklyn g., Boston 5. C0 innings) Brooklyn 4. Boston 2.
 Today's Games Chicago at St Louis. Cincinnati at Pittsburg Brooklyn at Boston. Only games scheduled.
Arizona republican., 1920-07-06
AMERICAN LEAGUE

Yesterdays Results St. Louis 5-3; Detroit Al. Chicago 5-6; Cleveland 3-5. Washington Az; New York 3-3. Boston 6-10; Philadelphia 3-1.
 Today's Games St Louis at Detroit Cleveland at Chicago. Boston at Philadelphia. New York at Washington
Arizona republican., 1920-07-06
WESTERN LEAGUE

Wichita All, Joplin 2-5.
 St. Joseph 7-6, Omaha-3-1. Oklahoma City 3-6, Tulsa 2-5. Sioux City 5, Des Moines 10. (F'irst game postponed, rain.)
Arizona republican., 1920-07-06

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Arizona republican., 1920-07-06
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Arizona republican., 1920-07-06
WHAT HAPPENED

WHAT HAPPENED
 (Edinburg Scotsman) Prof.-What happened to Babylon? Fresh--It fell. Prof.-What happened to Tyre? F,resh-It was punctured.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
A BRIDE FROM THE TOMB.
Odd Romance of BenedelIo MarceIIo
the Venetian Composer.

tne venetian mpo
Benedello Marcello, one of the most
famous Venetian composers, fell in
love with a beautiful girl named Leo.
nora Manfrotti, who married Paolo
Seranzo, a Venetian noble. She died
a short time after her marriage, a vic.
of her husband.
Her body was laid out in state in
one of the churches, and her lover
actually succeeded in stealing the
corpse and conveying it to a ruined
crypt In one of the islands, and here
he sat day and night by his lost love,
singing and playing to her, as though
by the force of his art he could recall
her to life.
Leonora had a twin sister, Ellade,
who was so like her that her closest
friends could scarcely distinguish them.
One day Eliade heard a singer in a
gondola singing so eXquisitely that she
traced the gondola to the deserted is
land, and there she learned later the
tity of Marcello. Aided by a servant,
Eliade substituted herself for her sis
ter's body, and when Marcello returned
and called Leonora to awake he did
not ask in vain, for apparently she rose
alive from the coffin. Marcello when
he found out the delusion was quite
satisfied and married Eliade, but his
happiness was short lived, as he died a
few years afterward.-London Tele-
qraDh.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
THE FIRST TEACUPs.
They Had No Handles, and Sauesrs
Were Used as Covers.

"SEe OSSu do SoNSTo'
In the middle of the seventeenth cen
fury tea was introduced into England,
and with 1t came the Chinese or 'chi.
ma" teacup. Strangely enough, the
men who imported 1t from the orient
did not themselves understand the
method of its use.
The Chinese put a pinch Of tea into
a large cup without a handle, filed II
with boiling water and then inverted
a saucer over the receptacle, within
whose rim it closely fitted. The object
was partly to retain the heat, but
chiefly to prevent the escape of the
fragrance of the herb, which the Chi
nese found most delicious. The infu-
sion was permitted to stand for five
minutes, when it was decanted into
a second cup without a saucer and
daintily slipped
John Bull, however, emphatically de.
clined to take his tea in Chinese fash
ion. He liked the appearance of the
ornamental ware upon his table, but
he insisted on placing the cup in the
saucer, like a miniature lowerpot, and
used it exclusively to drink from, pre-
pairing the beverage in a common in
stead Of an individual receptacle.
In course of time England began the
manufacture Of cups and saucers, and
pictures which have been preserved
from the days of the Stuarts show big
fiaring cups, four inches across the top.
with saucers less than three inches In
diameter. By degrees one dwindled
and the other expanded, until in the
middle of the nineteenth century the
opposite extreme was reached, and
fashionable tea services had cups only
an inch and a half in diameter, accom-
panied by five inch saucers
The handle of the teacup came from
Mediterranean lands. Originally it
was made of thick and strong earth
enware and applied to heavy jars and
lamps. Its decorative possibilities pop
ularized 1t with Greek and Roman pot
tiers, who extended its use to small
amphorae and flagons; but, as the word
''amphora" indicates, the handle was
double. Single handles crept into use
by slow degrees and were probably ap-
piled to drinking cups about the time
that coffee came into vogue in south
ern Europe, the beverage being taken
almost at the boiling point, so that
some device for lifting the cup without
burning the fingers was found desira-
ble.-London Taller.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
Ona Latter Names.

o is a village Of France, in the COM
mune Of Mortree, at a distance OF hf.
teen kilometers from Argentan. itself
at a distance of thirty-fve kilometers
from Alencon. This Norman hamlet
has at last accounts t~wenty-three in
habitants and the proud memory Of
the extinct marquisate Of o, which
dates back to the crusades. The last
marquis, superintendent Of the finances
Of Henri Ill, lived a spendthrift and
died a pauper. Another instance Of
single letter geography is Y, the arm
Of the sea which penetrates the Neither
lands.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
Basket Ball Leagues
j. Are Given Sanction

Organization of both senior and jun.
ior basket ball leagues was decided
upon and effected when the Athletic
Committee of the Maui County Fair
and Racing Association met with
those who are interested in that
branch Of sport last Monday even
ing. Entries were made that even.
ing.
The Senior teams consist of: Maui
Drug, Mcdonald, manager; The Wacs,
John Wilmington, manager; The
Alexander House Gymnasium, L. c.
Lewis, manager; the Wailuku Sugar
Company, c. f. N. Rose, manager;
three tentative teams are also enter.
ed by the Puunene-Kahului aggrega-
ton, Paschoal, manager; Paia, S. T,
Short, manager; Lahaina, H. 2. Rob
inson, acting.
The Junior entries consisted of
Waikiki Sugar Company, Rose; Alex.
ander House Gymnasium, Lewis; Wal
luku Athletic Club, II. Rodrigues;
Maui High School, Arthur Baldwin /;
the Alerts, Bro. stephen; and a ten
tative team from Lahaina, II. p. Rob
inson, acting.
Those interested in basket ball and
other who wish to enter still further
organizations for either the junior or
senior series are invited to a meeting
to be held on Tuesday, November 9Th,
for the purpose of laying out a sche-
dule and receiving other entries, and
formulating rules to govern basketball
for the coming year.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
C0NFISCATE THE EDITION.
Newspaper Issues Often Suppressed
by the Austrian Censors.

by the Austrian Censors.
by order Of the royal press court
this issue Of your paper In hereby
soniscated for printing news which
the court considers should not be made
public" A policeman, with q sword
dangling at his side and holding in his
hand an official document with an Inn
posing seal on 1t, enters the managing
editors room and delivers the decree.
It is the famous Austrian press cen
sorship and confiscation machine, call
ed for short the "confscation appara-
tus," at work. Down below the big
presses are laundering along on the
last few thousand copies OF a big cir
culation. 1t is 3 o'clock In the morn
ing-too late to make over by tear
ing out the offending article or news
item, putting something else In Its
place and r%eprinting the entire edition.
From the numerous rooms which
make up the editorial sanctum there
rolls one "Donnerwetterf' and Yer
dammit after another. The managing
editor orders a small sheet, not much
larger than a handful, hastily printed,
that will tell the subscribers why they
will not receive their paper that morn
ing.
This Is a scene which has taken
place frequently in viennese newspa-
per Offices lately. One afternoon 70
Gently the editions of Ave evening pa
pers were coniscated. Probably no ed
tk1r. a., thn uarId non toll an MANY In
terestlng stories Of news that never
reached their readers as the Viennese.
From an American viewpoint Of q
free press the Austrian press laws,
press censorship and "conflscat1on ap
paratus'' is about the most absurd and
~antiquated institution in existence.
Apparently 1t was created largely for
the purpose of keeping the truth from
the public.
In Austria books, pictures, tllustrat-
ed catalogues, price lists, handbills, ad-
vertisements and advertising literature.
newspapers, periodicals and publica-
lions which appear occasionally, signs
and signboards, posters-in fact, every
thing that conveys meaning to the
mind by means of type, pictures or
symbols is subject to censorship. Until
recently even private calling or visit
lng'' cards were subject to censorship.
The printer had to lay a proof Of q
card before the "press court before he
could deliver the order.
Any district or superior court may
constitute itself a "press court" to pass
upon and order the conflscaton Of any
newspaper In its Observation-Disclosures
Cor. New York Tribune.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
,mmiorants and Litsrsey.

Scandinavians lead the world In point
Of literacy. Among every twenty Ger
"a immigrants over fourteen years
old is found one il%literate. or immi.
grants from other nations 1t Is claim
ed there is found an illiterate among
every tw%enty-three Dutch. thirty-eight
Irish, ffty-two Welsh, fifty-nine Bo-
hemians, seventy-seven Finnish. 100
English and 143 Scottish, but the pro
portion among those who come from
Scandinavia is one in $50. Among the
Lithuanian immigrants and those from
southern Italy half of them read NO
language.-Argonaut.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
Vegetable Growers
Defy Dry Weather

Next to fruits the vegetables dis
play in the agronomy building came
in for the largest amount of praise
from he general attendance. And it
was an especially noteworthy dis
play when %droughty conditions are
considered.
Awards made by the judges were
as follows:
Asparagus (bunch) IL stalks-1st
prize, d. H. Case; End prize II. p. Rob
inson; 3rd prize Mrs. w. A. Clark;
Special prize Mrs. H. w. Rice.
Artichokes (French) 6 in number
1st prize Mrs. H. w. Rice; second
prize Kula Sanitarium.
Lima Beans in pod-1st prize Mrs.
H.. w. Rice.
Beets-1st prize Mrs. H. w. Rice,
n prize Mrs. H. A. Baldwin, 3rd
prize F. A. Miller.
Carrots, table-1st prize f. A. Mil
Ter, End prize F. Baldwin.
Cabbage-1st prize Y. Uradome, End
prize F. Uradome, Bird prize Y. Una
donna, Special prize F. Baldwin.
Sweet Corn-1st prize f. A. Miller.
Caulitiower-1st prize Kula Sanitar-
ium.
Cucumbers-1st prize j. Fujimoto,
End prize Mrs. H. w. Rice.
Celery-1st prize H. Sloggett, End
prize Mrs. H. A. Baldwin, Bird prize
Mrs. H. w. Rice.
Chard-1st prize F. Baldwin.
Egg Pianist prize Mrs. H. w.
Rice, End prize A. G. Bowdish.
Lettuce-1st Mrs. H. w. Rice, End
prize Mrs. H. Baldwin, Special prizes
F. Baldwin and Mrs. H. Baldwin.
Leeks-1st prize Mrs. H. Baldwin.
Onions-1st prize Y. Masuda, 2nu
prize M. Haramoto, 3rd prize f. A. Mil
Ter, special prize on onion sets, X.
Kotenbo.
Peas-in pod or shelled-1st prize
F. Baldwin, End prize Kula Sanitarium
Special prize A. c.. BOwdish.
Potatoes, Irish-1st prize | Kurose,
End prize Maui Dry Goods and Grocery
Co, Special prize F. Baldwin.
Sweet Potatoes-1st prize A. c..
Bowdish, 3rd prize S. Boyum.
70 Peppers-1st prize w. A. Baldwin,
End prize Mrs. H. w. Rice, 3rd prize
l. Fujimoto.
Parseley-1st prize F. Baldwin.
Radishes-1st prize f. A. Miller, End
prize l. Fujimoto, Bird prize Kula San
itarium.
Rhubarb-one bunch-1st prize Kula
Sanitarium.
Squash-Hubbard type-1st prize, H.
Baldwin, Special prize D.. H. Case.
Tomatoes-1st prize Mrs. II. w.
Rice, End prize f. A. Miller, Bird prize
Mrs. II. w. Rice.
Turnips-1st prize Kula Sanitarium,
End prize H. Sloggett, 3rd prize, A. c.
Bowdish.
Horse radish-1st prize H, p. Slog-
get.
Herbs of any variety-1st prize Mrs.
II. w. Rice.
Special ribbon awards to the follow
ing for vegetables not included in pub
lished entry list:
Chayote-K. Takamori, Kula.
Japanese Cabbage-Mrs. H. w. Rice.
Chinese Cabbage-Mrs, H. w. Rice,
Chinese cabbage-Mrs. H. A. Bald
win.
Gourd-D. II. Case.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
Damn Room Test.

To ascertain whether a room is damp
or not place a weighed quantity Of
fresh lime in an open vessel in the
room and leave 1t there for twenty
four hours, carefully closing the win
dows and doors. At the end of the
t~wenty-four hours reweigh the lime,
and if the increase exceeds 1 per cent
of the original weight it is not safe to
live in the room.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
Blue BIOOded Horses
Awarded Blue Ribbons
Class A-Light Animals.

Class Alright Animals.
Thoroughbred Stallion-1st Halea
kala Ranch Co., Advance Guard II;
End H. w. Rice, Peter Post; Bird F.. B
Cameron, Dinner Bell.
Thoroughbred Mare-1st Haleakala
Ranch Co., Arise; End H. A. Baldwin.
Florence Roberts; 3rd H. A. Baldwin
Frances B.
Stallion suitable for breeding saddle
horses and army remounts-lst Ha
leakala Ranch Co., Advance Guard ii;
End H. w. Rice, Peter Post; 3rd F. B.
Cameron, Dinner Bell.
Half-bred brood mare-1st Joe Ro.
cha.
Thoroughbred mare with foal at foot
list Haleakala Ranch Co, Arise; End
II. A. Baldwin, Florence Roberts, 3rd
H. A. Baldwin, Frances B. Special
prize for best foal, H. A. Baldwin
Frances BIS foal.
Half-bred mare with foal at foot
LIST John Rocha. Special prize for
best foal, Joe Rocha, Grille.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
Silver Fox Fur.

The black silver fox fur is most val
liable when there is no silver in it
when it is a pure rich black through
out. A dressed skin Of this sort aver
ages 80 by 10 inches and will easily
bring $500. A good silvery skin,
clear and pure in color, with blush
underwood, is worth about $1,000.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
A Wonderful Parrot.

The worlds record parrot Is owned
by Baron Alfred de Rothschild, and be
paid for it a record sun She sings
with effect quite a number Of songs
in a voice like a banjo's twang. She
speaks 200 words of German, can an
swer reasonable queries, smartly 70
Dukes those who ask silly ones and Ia
careful to remind her interlocutors that
her full title is Laura fresh Africa,
please"
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
Sport Brevities

Yankees next season.
Illness has necessitated giving up o.
golf playing for some time to come
by Chick Evans, the national champ
ion.
Havana has been chosen a. the bat
tie ground for the go between Carpen-
tier and Dempsey.
Thus far John Harvard looks like
the n best bet among the Big Three.
Maurice Dalbert, French athlete,
running at Paris recently, broke the
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
Arehaisms In tho Authorized Version.

NJ ~ wv
In the real authorized version Of
1911, King James Bible, are a good
many archaisms which the printers
have since modernized, such as fought
him a hundred pence" yer for "ere,"
"biles" for "boils," 'fet" for fetched"
"gin" for grin "a trap, "moe" for
more" and "sll to" should be ons
word at Judges tx, SO, "all to brake bis
head" where, however, the printers
have resisted the temptation to subsu-
tute break" In Psalm cxlv, 3, Great
is the Lord and marvellous, worthy
to be praised" there should be no com
ma after marvellous" which ia an ad-
verb qualifying worthy" This cor
rection has been made in recent pray
er books.-London Saturday Review.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
Breathe Well and Keen Well.

To breathe well helps to keep well.
To live longer and better make 1t q
habit to take some breathing exercise
each day. Are you aware that ordina'
rily you use only one-tenth OF your
lung space? Is 1t any wonder that
diseases Of the respiratory tract are
contracted so easily?
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
Cheap Garnet Cleaner.

"What can l use to clean carpets?"
asked a correspondent who signed her
self, rather b%ashfully, Young Bride"
"Have you tried your young hus-
band?" replied the answers editor.
who lost his position just a few hours
after the reply appeared.-Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05

Yearling colt or flly-1st A. Nc
Phee, Haleakala; End A. McPhee, Stel-
la Phee, 3rd p. w. Eichenger, Lincoln.
Colt or illy up to two years-1st
A. McPhee, Sioux Maid; 2nd Joe Ru-
cha, Grille; Bird II. A. Baldwin, Fran
ces BIS foal; 4th A. McPhee, Halea.
kala.
Colt or flly up to four years-1st
Haleakala Ranch Co., New Zealand
Filly; 2nd A. McPhee, Sioux Maid;
3rd Joe Rocha, Grille; 4th A. McPhee,
Haleakala.
Champion Stallion Haleakala
Ranch Co, Advance Guard II.
Champion Mare-Haleakala Ranch
Co., Arise.
Class B-Draft Animals.
Draft Stallion-1st Grove Ranch,
Kingsman's Monarch, End Haleakala
Ranch Co., Buster.
Draft brood mare-1st Grove Ranch,
Fancy.
Mare with foal at foot-1st Grove
Ranch, Fancy and foal; 2nd Halea-
kala Ranch Co., Bay mare and foal;
Special prize for best toal, Grove
Ranch.
Colt or FLY up to two years-1sr
Grove Ranch, Fancy's foal; End Grove
Ranch, Fancy's foal; 3rd Grove Ranch
Maui Belle.
Colt or filly up to four years-1st
Grove Ranch, Fancy's foal, End Grove
Ranch, Fanny's foal; 3rd Grove Ranch
Maui Belle.
Stallion suitable for breeding draft
horses-1st Grove Ranch, Kingsman'S
NJ -, Oh II,Iaal-nI, DpnaH No
Buster.
Champion Stallion-Grove Ranch,
Kingsman's Monarch.
Class C-Saddle Animals, Polo Ponies,
children's Ponies, Etc.
Saddle stallion mounted-1st Halea-
kala Ranch Co., Advance Guard ii,
End F. B. Cameron, Dinner Bell.
Saddle animal excluding stallion
LIST S. A. Baldwin, Happy Boy; End S.
A. Baldwin, Lehulu; Ord +. f. Bald.
win, Coquette.
Saddle animal gaited-1st Mrs. II.
A. Baldwin, Merritt.
Polo ponies-1st S. A. Baldwin, Ado
mis-; F. f. Baldwin, Coquette; S. A.
Baldwin, Lehulu.
Horse suitable for polo ponies-1st
Richard Baldwin, Kula Boy; End S. A.
Baldwin, Oregon; Grove Ranch, Day
light.
Child's pony under Is hands-lst
Harold F. Rice; End Charlotte E.
Rice; 3rd Lawrence Baldwin; 4th
Trinkie Fitzgerald. Special, Barbara
Baldwin.
Child's pony 13 hands and above
LIST Ricahrd Baldwin; End Mary Col
Inns; 3rd Patsy Collins.
Pair of draft horses with turnout
list Maui Agricultural Co.; End Grove
Ranch.
Four-in-hand draft horses with turn
out-1st Grove Ranch.
Cattle horse with turnout-1st Lor-
IA Won Tempsky, Kaupo; End Asa,
Baldwin, Flash.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
Just a Hint,

Mr.. Staylate-Is that clock right?
Miss De Pink (wearily)-I think it
must need cleaning. It's been two or
three hours going that last hour.--New
York Journal.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
Axiom In Economics.

AS a rule, the money a man doesn't
save by remaining a bachelor would be
more than enough to support a wife
and ten children. Chicago News.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
Possible Definition.

why do they call lawyers papers
briefs7"
Because by the time they get
through with them their clients are
ShoEt."-BAlttmore American
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05

Mrs.-Oh, Jack! Dolly told me the
most exciting secret and made me
swear never to tell a living soul! MI.
We'll hurry up with it. I'm late to
the office now.-Cleveland Leader.
The Maui news. [volume] (Wailuku, Maui, H.I.) 1900-current, 1920-11-05
Gettinu IL Riuht,

Hes broke, and the girl he was en-
gagged to has dropped him."
"She dropped and broke him, ehT
mo. She broke and dropped him.
Houston Post.