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The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
Personal Spleen Vented
 Bv United States Senate

@OUND democratic doctrine waa ID advocated by Governor Cox of Ohio in his address last night before the Iroqucis Club of Chicago.
 Governor Cox charged the defeat of the peace treaty to a Senatorial partisan conspiracy" Speaking of the Senate he said, "Upon that body wlll descend either condemnation or approval, because it's responsibility cannot easily be denied for state of affairs that is worldwide" Condemnation of no uncertain kind has already fallen upon the Senate, fir display of partisan bitterness sha. las never before been equaled in American politics. Because of petty spite and hatred of the Presi- dent. members of the Senate ignored Americas duty to humanity, the ob- II .a,',l s we had assumed by partici- patinr in the war and the pressing problems growing out of that strug- gle. While the world was in chaos and all eyes were turned to America, as the stricken nations of Europe waited for us to complete the work begun when our soldiers arrived over seas, the Senate gave a shameless ex- Inhibition of playing politics.
 Governor Cox scored telling point when he reminded his audience that certain senators had obtained a copy of the peace treaty before it was pre- Isented to the Senate by the President
 thus proving to any "unprejudicet person that those who prevented tho formalizing of peace began their war flare against the League of Nations
 
 without patriotic impulse" ! Bad faith was shown in the begin ming and vas kept up until the treat.
 was finally rejected and returned t Mir. Wilson. The republican part, has much to~answer for at the polls lbut it's conduct in regard to the peac
 treaty no amount of spellbinding vii be able to explain satisfactorily to tn
 American people. They will giv
 their answer at the polls in Novem l Der.
 There Is no production shortage fl , Akron, O., where a local judge says 1000 3 lpersons are engaged directly or indirectl. 1, lin the manufacture of liquor. Concomi l tantiy the demand for raislns can't b , met by Akron's wholesale grocers. < < *
 What has become of the old-fashione, : bridal couple who used to go to Niagar,
 Falls. where the bride exclaimed, Ain 7 lit grandl"
 I The closing of Chicago's Hobo College will not turn number of football ant , baseball stars out on cold world to carr
 living.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
Playing Safe

Receipts in the criminal division of the circuit court now amount to s1,OOo a day, according to figures tabulated," says Forney Brandon of Clerk T. J. Waldon's office, Thursday. There has been no change in the steady average maintained in this side of the circuit clerks office for two years" MT. Brandon continued. "The high cost of living has made no im- pression on the receipts so far this year"
 MT. Brandon has recently begun ex- traordinary precautions in sending the money to the bank because of the nu- merous daylight holdups staged in other cities.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
OPTIMISM.

'Ts there any hope for this world?" asked the pessimistic person.
 Lots of it." replied Mir. Jimpson. Why, I feel so sure that most of the people in this world are going to settle down soon. work hard and behave them selves that I'm going right ahead saving morley for that European trip promised mother and the girls five years ago.
 PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
Straight Talk

Gen. Bibb Graves made a flying trip to Birmingham yesterday and paused long enough to say:
 "Of course, it did not look like force but the soldiery was made to take out war insurance. It is good insurance. But it's primary use was to eliminate the pos slbility of another government pension development like that which followed the Civil war. The insurance was put over for the government, not for the boys.
 About this bonus matter, man can volunteer the services of his horse to q public work, and must abide by the conse- quences, but when that horse is com
 mandeered, or drafted, the owner is en- | titled to compensation.
 "The same holds good with the pro- posed bonus. The officers had the priv | ilege of resigning if they wished; the en- listed personnel did not. If anyone does
 not want the bonus, that is his or her personal business, but the men have 1t corning to them, and the sooner they get it the better it will be for all concerned.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
Saving Wood

State Senator w. P. Acker, of An niston, was a Birmingham visitor yes terday. He was administration leader In the senate during the last session of the legislature and made for him : self, both in the capacity of leader and legislator, an enviab1e record.
 q am not taking any hand in poI- tics just now" Senator Acker stated, "but am devoting my entire time to the practice of law. I am satisfied to let the other fellows have all the fun there Is In politics this year while | attend to my own business affairs.
 'It looks like we are going to have an extra session of the legislature, that Is, I notice in the newspapers there Is some talk to that effect. [ lave no other information on the sub ject, however"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26

By Ironquill of Kansas (E. T. Wareo 1900, by E. T. Ware G. F Putnam's Sons. London and Nes York)
 In a very humble cot, In a rather quiet spot.
 In the studs and in the soap, Worked woman full of hope; Working. singing. all alone, In a sort of undertone:
 With the Saviour for friend. He will keep me to the end Sometimes happening along, had heard the semf-song,
 And I often used to smile.
 More in sympathy than guile; But I never said word Tn regard to what I heard.
 As she sang about her friend Who would keep her to the end Not in sorrow nor in glee Working all day long was she. As her children. three or four' Played around her on the floor; But in monotones the song She was humming all day long: with the Saviour for friend, He will keep me to the end. It's a song do not sing, For scarce believe thing
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
WHAT HITCHCOCK DOES TO BRYAN

From the New York World.
 Accusing Senator Hitchcock of be- longing to the liquor interests, MT. Bryan presents a bill of particulars that is more than conclusive. He tried to prevent my going to the Balti- more convention eight years ago." MT Bryan says; The did prevent my going to the last convention in St. Louis, and he Is now against my going to the coming convention in San Francisco
 What further proof is needed? In view of the evidence, 1t is the judgment of the court that Senator Hitchcock is guilty of something worse than belong ing to the liquor interests As no brewer or distiller could possibly do more in the way of preventing MT. Bryan's disinterested activities, it must be that the senator is himself Q brewer or a distiller, or perchance a saloon keeper. At any rate, man whose one devilish air in life is to keep William J. Bryan out of democratic conventions, especially when he Is under salary to rough-house them, must be an aban- doned character.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
EASILY DETECTED

From Punch. London.
 an asylum was eventually recaptured in a large dancing hall in the West End. The fact that he was waltzing divinely and keeping perfect time with the music aroused the other dancers suspicious and led to his recapture.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
swAppINa ooNpL1MENTs

From the Pittsburg Dispatch
 The Anti-Saloon leaguers say Governol Edwards of New Jersey is a 35 per cen American, and the governor retorts thal the other fellows are one-half of pei cent Americans. Real political courtesy.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
BRIEF COMMENT

Cincinnati Enquirer: Former President Taft is said to be the possessor of a stick 250,0o0 years old. MT. Roosevelt raised several considerable-sized rumpuses with one whole lot younger than that.
 Philadelphia Inquirer: A lot of chaps are going around blowing about their recently-acquired abstemiousness who wouldn't know where to get two fingers of hooch if they had the price for it.
 Pittsburg Dispatch: John Bull has de- cided to become the porter at the gate' himself judging by the latest news from Constantinople.
 Washington Star: Admiral Sims has proved himself one of the few men who can create stir in these busy times by the publication of "reminiscences Houston Post: Former President Taft says the Presidents stubbornness defeat ed the treaty. We'll, one could hardIy ex- pect the Presidents Presbyterian jaw tc yield to the malevolence of Henry Cabot Lodge.
 Louisville Courier-Jo ournal: Truman H. Newberry in his naval uniform IS 3 picture which the navy enjoys even les. than the spectacle of Admiral Sims in hi. Sioux war bonnet.
 Boston Globe; How long would 1t hav' taken the United States Senate to rat | ify the Ten Commandments? Chicago News: Monarchistic Europe (which finds 1t difficult to have a chang
 Of government without revolution, ma.
 talk and practice revolution if 1t chooses
 but the United States turns itself upsid down peacefully every four years.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
Changing the Term
 of the Presidency

NLlTHEN Judge Henry D. Clayton WV of Alabama was in Congress as chairman of the judiciary committee, he was the patron of bill to make the presidential term six years, limited to one term. It was adopted by the House and, although it was a popular measure, it failed to be sub mitted to the people for constitu- tional amendment
 When the constitution was being framed Thomas Jefferson insisted or limiting the President to one term. He suggested seven years as the length of the term and said he would
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
HARDLY

From the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
 John Mccormack paid bigger income news from New York. One does not know how the news leaked out, but 1t waa certainly not through caruso's presl agent
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
ENDLESS QUEST.
Health Hints

You don't read the daily Health Hints any more?1 @No. pr. Bilker's column lacks va riety."
 How soT
 Most of the queries come from fat ladies anxious to lose surplus poundage and lean ladies who want to acquire few curves"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
ANOTHER TAKE-oFF. It seems to me
 In woman's dress The styles decree
 A little less"
PLENTY OF MATERIAL.

eThe employees of this department store are going to present a play"
 Why don't they try musical com edy?"
 wouldn't that be more dIfficultr'
 Tt ought not to be. A stunning sextet could be drawn from the lingerie depart ment alone"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
ROUGH GOING.

ROUGH GOING. What did the evangelist preach about?"
 The Life Road "A good sermon? T suppose so, but lie drew gloomy picture. Judging from his remarks about the road of life. there isn't decent piece of paving between the cradle and the grave"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
Prohibition Wins
 Another Victory

Ml{HHEN John Barleycorn was WV laid away, the bread line dwindled and the "flop house" be- came more or less a memory. At least, such a state of affairs is indi- cated by reports from the larger cities.
 From Chicago comes the announce ment that Mike" Walsh's famous "Hobo College" has closed it's acade- mic doors and ceased to function. Prohibition put the college out Of business. The human derelicts who used to frequent the "flops' on West Madison street have found better lodgings and are living some degrees above the gutter.
 The "Hobo College" said to have been the only educational institution of its kind in the world, formerly attracted students by offering cur of coffee and a sandwich or rolls Mike" says in the wet days there would often be thousand men at tht college, but when it was no longer possible to get as many as five iron the highways and byways, he gave up the struggle.
 Fortunately, there will be no ex pensive plant to scrap, no faculty O helpless, ''white-collar" professor turned out in the cold. The colleg' died painlessly, except for Mikes regrets, and his reflections were no as melancholy as they might hay been, for the outcasts who used t accept his help have been reha5ili tated and are leading decent live again.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
We are such stuff

We are such stuff AS dreams are made of, and our little
 life Is rounded with sleep-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
A STRONG WEED.

A STRONG WEED. Have you anything against Dippfe=' Nothing serious" "weH?"
 T simply dislike the way he has of parking his six-cent cigar on the corner Of my new mahogany iesk when he comes in to talk business
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
HE COULDN'T.

HE COULDN'T. Do you suppose there ever was hu- man being who didn't talk about his neighbors?" asked the cynical man. Sure" said the genial citizen. Name him."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
A SIGN oF THE. TIMES

Have you bought a carr"
 Why. mo-" answered MT. Fewscads. Why do you ask?"
 T noticed smart coupe standing in front of your door Monday morning.. "A laundress condescended to call for our clothes"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26

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The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26

TELEPHONE Bell (private exchange connectfne all departmental Main 490O.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26
ADRIFvT WITH THE TIMES

A CANDIDATE. Of gracious mien
 Is William Rote, By which 'tis seen He wants my vote.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26

No communication will be puphsne9 without its authors name Relecteu manuscript will not be returned unless stamps are enclosed for that purpose
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-26

Tempest.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18
.u.Boat Prisoner
Tells Experience
Officer Of Inflated U. s. S. Neptune
Gives Story Of Remarkable Adj
a& venture and Recovery.

Richard Cannon, Chief Petty officer
OF the U. s. Neptune, whose dramatic
capture at sea by German U-BOat
and subsequent experiences aboard the
submarine and in a German prison
hospital, thrilled the entire country, is
still another world war hero to test
the remarkable reconstructiye powers
OF Tanlac and give it his strong en-
dorsement. Mr.. CannOn's adventures
were so narrowing that his constitu-
ton was completely shattered but after
months Of suffering he has now regain
ed the wonderful health that enabled
him to pull through his adventures
alive and is today the same strapping
two hundred pound fighter that en-
barked on the Inflated collier. But let
him tell his own story.
"When the Neptune was tOrpedOed
off the Irish coast" said Mr.. Cannon
who now lives at TOT E. Lafayette
Tampa, Fla, Il had my right leg and
five ribs broken by the explosion, and
when l came to my senses found my
self on board a submarine bound for
Germany. I was kept in German
prison hospital for five months, and
you can imagine what l must have suf-
fered when 1 tell you that 1 fell off
in weight from two hundred and TWEEN,
ty-five to hundred and thirty-one
pounds. When I was repatriated and
finally got my discharge in February
1919, was little better than a living
skeleton. I had no appetite and my
digestive system was so upset that
what little I did eat always gave me
severe pains in the pit Of my stomach
Before I joined the service I never
knew what nerves were. but after what
/ went through my nerves were sc
shattered that I couldn't keep still q
minute. and the slightest thing upset
me. For six months I continued in
this condition. unable to pick uI
strength. and so weak that any at
tempt at work tired me out completely
I began to think that I should never
be a we'll and strong man again.
"But the way Tanlac Overcame my
troubles and. built me up was nothing
short of marvellous. It gave me such
| an appetite that I wanted to eat al
the while, and I sure did make up fol
lost time had no more bother with
indigestion and from then on I picked
up strength and put on weight until
now tip the beam at two hundred and
four pounds and am as we'll and strong
as eyer was before I.;joined the serv
ice. MY nerves are as steady as die
and Tn like my old self again Tanlat
is certainly grand medicine and
think every suffering person ought tc
try it." = ....
Tanlac is sold by the leading drug
gist in every town.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18
N I 3 i I i i 8 & + s
Aug. 1S-Sept. !

Il Aug. lS-Sept. /
Order Limiting Time to File Claims,
81 and for Heading Thereon.
81 ESTATE OF ELIAS S. LOFSTROM.
4 state Of Minnesota, County Of Mar
u shall. In Probate Court.
/ m the Matter of the Estate Of Elias
N S. Lofstrom, Decedent.
81 Letters of administration this day
#having been granted to j. J. Oistad.
81 It is Ordered, that the time within
which all creditors of the above named
slecedent may present claims against
Us estate in this court, be, and the
tme hereby is. limited to six months
8 pm and after the date hereof; and
G Rt Saturday. the 10th day of Febru-
Y. 1920. at 10 o'clock A. NJ, in the
obate Court Rooms. in the City of
arren, in said County, be. and the
ne hereby is, fixed and appointed as
time and place for hearing upon
the examination, adjustment and
pwance Of such claims as shall be
II scented within the time aforesaid.
get notice hereof be given by the
IS Sblication of this order in the Warren
A leaf as provided by law. l-'N
|, Dated August 1t7h. 1920.
PETER H. HOLM
Judge Of Probate.
Court Seal)
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18
GRAF! AND LIVE STOCK.
Minneapolis Cash Closing Prices.

: Minneapolis Cash Closing Prices.
Minneapolis, Aug. 14.-Wheat No. /
dark northern, $2.70@2SO; No. 1
northern, $2.65@2.75; No.. northern,
$2.60@2.70; No. northern, $3.50
2.65; No. durum, s270@2.S5. Corn
No. yellow, $153@1.56; No. 3 mixed,
$1.50@1.52. Oats No. 2 white, 69kc@
70kc. Barley, choice to fancy, $1.O1
@1.06. Rye No. 2, $192M @1.93%.
Flaxseed, $3.36@33S.
South St. Paul Live Stock.
South st. Paul, Aug. 14.-Estimated
receipts at the Union Stock Yards:
Cattle 1900, calves 400, hogs 500,
sheep 200, cars 81.
Steers, $4.25@95O; COWS, $500
$40; calves, $6.5o@13.50; hogs, $14.00
Chicago Live Stock.
Chicago, Aug. 14.-Cattle, receipts,
1900, compared with week ago, good
choice, handy weight steers and year,
lings and prime heavies, general soc
higher. Some spots 75c stronger,
rough heavy cattle strong to Csc high
er, good grassy steers, 40 to SOC high
or; plain weight grassers steady, com.
mon kinds Csc to .40c higher, good to
best she stock and Gamers Csc higher.
Hogs, receipts, 1900. Mostly 10 to 15c
higher than yesterdays average; top
$3.50; bulk light and butchers, $15.25
@15.80; bulk packing sows, $14.15@
1850; pigs firm, bulk desirable kinds,
$1425@15.0O
Minneapolis Butter, Eggs and Poultry.
Minneapolis, August IA. - Butter,
Creameries, extra, SIC; extra fresh
f1rsts, Sic; firsts, SOC; seconds, 49c:
dairies, extra, 41c; packing stock,
fresh, 32c; stale goods, &c; grease, Sc.
Eggs-No. l candled. new cases,
free from rots, small dirties and
checks out, per dozen, ACC; Seconds,
small, dirty and held stock, rots and
leakers out, per doz., 33c; checks, rots
and leakers out, per doz., SIC. Quota.
lions on eggs include cases.
| Live Poultry-Hens over lbs, <28c;
under 4 lbs, 24c; cocks, 100; ducks,
| fat, 10000; geese, fat, 10c; boilers,
/ under 2 lbs, 35c; springs, 211s lbs. and
over, 32c.
Subscriptions taken for all daily
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18
REAL PROGRESS MADE
AT WASECA STATION

y A report of the Southeast Demon
stration Farm and Experiment station
at Waseca for 1919 by r. f.. Hodgson,
superintendent, shows that this new
project is achieving results. The farm
gave total production for the year
of $22,39O.92, or considerably more
than the production of most farms of
the size. The total receipts from cattle
amounted to $6,21O.34 Hogs were the
most profitable livestock kept on the
farm: total sales amounted to ST.
1911. Copies Of the report may be
had without charge from the Office of
Publications, University Farm, ST.
Paul, Mimi.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18
HERE'S WHY GOPHER STATE
FAIR is GREATEST IN THE
UNITED STATES

Minn@sota's State Fair sets the pace.
All others follow. And the reasons for
Minnesota's superiority are manifold.
Minnesota is one Of the richest ag-
ricultural states iii the union. 10.
Minnesota is famous for It's iron ore
mines but the value of it's dairy pro
duets exceeds that Of the ore industry.
Minnesota has the champion. butter
fat producing cow Of the world. 49,.
Minnesota leads in the number of
tuberculin-tested herds.
Minnesota is the leading butter pro-
ducing state of the union.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

LOTS FOR SALE-Choice building lots
for sale, a fine location, beautiful trees,
electric lights and city water in street,
short distance from high school, build
ing. Apply to A. e. Mattson.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

Anything lost? A Sheaf want ad will
bring it back. Anything found? Get
the owner with an ad. Anything you
want to buy? Anything you lack? Ad-
vertise and get it-that's the latest fad.
And it's quite a useful notion in every
sort Of way. For it's bringing in the
dollars for the wise ones every day.
Why not try want adj? Say, do it
right away.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

HOTEL FOR SALE-I wish to sell nv
hotel in this city, which is doing a good
business. Good reason for selling. For
particulars write to the owner-Martin
l.. Boardson, r. F. D. 1, Warren. MINI.
Phone 127-L.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

FOR SALE-A bay four-year old horse,
broken and sound, weight about 1850,
and new set Of farm harness. Inquire
Of A. B. Airhart, City.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

FOR SALE-Sweet Glover for sale.
White blossom. Any amount.-Chas.
Franks.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

LOTS FOR SALE-Lots and 9, block
~, in HARDWOOD addition. For particu-
lars see Mrs. MCCLELLAN, city.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

FOR SALE Cows, high grade bull
calves and registered Duroc Jersey
hogs.-E:~J. Hill, Radium, MINI.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

FOuND-A purse containing a small
sum Of money. Owner can have same
by calling at Sheaf office and paying
for this notice.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

COW FOR SALE have a good milk
COW for Sale at my place in this city.
Inquire of John Hogfeldt, Box 1.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

SHEEP FOR SALE-I have number
OF Shropshire ewes for sale. Will take
shorthorn bull or good mich COW in
trade. George Botko, Warren, r. 3.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

FOR sALE-Two Shropshire bucks,
one 3-year old and one yearling. Your
choice $25.OO. w. H, Grange and Son.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

FOR SALE-A few duroc-Jersey boars,
April narrowed, pedigrees furnished =;
also four-year-old red polled bull with
pedigree: P. J. Turnlund & Son, Ra-
dunn, Mimi
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

FOR .SALE-7 room house. Lot rs
foot front, near High School.-Lock
Box 253, Warren, MINI.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

LOST-A child's gold ring with two
blue sets and pearl at the Chautau-
qua. Finder please return to Sheaf
office for reward
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

COOK WANTED-Good cook wanted
on the Snake River Farm. Good
wages. Apply to A. Melgard, Warren,
MINI.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-08-18

FOR SALE-Seven room house. Apply
at Mrs. Catherine Carlson or at Sheaf
office.