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Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
7. W. ELLIOTT WHO Is VISITING HERE, MADE
THE TRIP FROM BARABOO TO DEER LODGE, WITH
AN OK TEAM SOON AFTER CLOSE OF CIVIL WAR

Lake City, the golden spike of the
Union Pacific railroad having been
driven but short time before. It was
necessary to make the Journey from
Salt Lake to Deer Lodge by stage, a
distance of four hundred miles. Mrs.
Elliott says it was a most enjoyable
wedding journey, quick changes of
horses and fast stages on the way.
Guards rode with the passengers,
much gold coming out of Montana at
that time.
They visited relatives here thirty
three years ago but have not been
here since then.
They say but little around Baraboo
looks familiar except the courthouse
park. The buildings are all new and
the signs about the public square are
strange. Mrs Elliott went to school
the older residents whom they know
are N W. Morley, Ed. K. Hill, and
Mrs. Rose Morley.
Dances were common in the old
courthouse in those early days. AS to
North Freedom, now prosperous vii
lage, there was nothing there but a
mill in 1870. The railroad had not yet
reached the station.
Mr.. Elliott acquired 1000 acres of
land in Montana before he sold out
He says they had fine crops the past
year and that wheat is worth about So.
90 per hundred pounds.
He was born in Virginia and came
to Baraboo with his parents, leaving
the Old Dominion state when he was
about 10 years old The Bassett and
English families came about the same
time.
Mr.. Elliott is brother Of Mrs
Nancy Post of North Freedom and
Mrs. Elliott is sister Of Mrs George
Holah of Baraboo. He is a SCI OF the
late Mr.. and Mrs. P. C.ElIiott of
North Freedom, the old home now be- !,
ing owned by G. F. Cooley Of Eadi- !.
son, who has recently erected new
buildings on the farm.
Among the first to call On the Wis !
itors were T. B. and Arthur N. Buck
le7. their late mother ayaclose friend
q Mrs. Elliott.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11

T. w. Elliott, who with Mrs. Elliott
arrived in Baraboo from Deer Lodge,
Montana, on November 6, their golden
wedding day, first made the trip from
here to the west near the close of the
Civil War.
Mr. Elliott and John Crawford left
Baraboo on February 27, 1865, the day
the former was 10 years old. They
had a number Of OK teams and at
Dubuque Mr.. Crawford sold out, re-
turning to Baraboo. His home was on
what afterwards became the Ruggles
farm now the home of John M. Kelley.
Mr.. Elliott walked all the way from
Baraboo to Deer Lodge, driving his
oxen. Farther west he joined others
going across the plains, until there
was quite a caravan. 1t was necessary
ito pass through country occupied by
the Sioux and Blackfeet Indians, two
Of the most hostile tribes on the con-
tinent. Mr.. Elliott says they found
wagons burning but were never at
tackled. Many going overland were kill
ed and others had narrow escapes
with their lives. Those interested
should read Astoria by Washington
Irving.
1t was while crossing the state of
Iowa that Mr. Elliott heard the war
was over.
After being at Deer Lodge about
six years Mr.. Elliott returned for his
bride. He was waiting until the Union
Pacific had been completed to Salt
Lake.
Mr. and Mrs. Elliott were married
on November s, 1870, and intended
to visit the old home on their fiftieth
wedding anniversary but on account
of the storm and late arrival had to
postpone that part of the celebration.
Mrs Elliott will be remembered by
a few of the older residents as Eliza
Birum, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. To-
lift Birum, the old home being about
four miles northwest of Baraboo.
The wedding ceremony was read by
DR.. S. p. Kerzerta and the only ones
surviving who were there are Mrs.
Nancy Post of North Freedom and T.
W. English of Baraboo. After the wed
ding the couple drove to Kilbourn
where they took the train for Salt
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
A PERTINENT INQUIRY

A gentleman in business on Broad
way, New York was greatly annoyed
by the hardness of one of his skilled
engravers.
Calling him into the office one
morning, he said:
"Mr Brown, get here at $3.50 every
morning and look over my mail; at
9 o'clock I look out of the window
and see young Mr.. Rockefeller on
his way to the office; at $3.50 Mr..
Stillman passes; at 10 I see Mr. Van
derlip going by; at 1890 Mr. Taft pas
ses on the way to his office; and at
II you come in Who the-are your
The NeighbOr.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11

Days?
8. Which president served terms
not in succession?
a. Who invented the lightning rod?
5. Name Americas wonder worker
with plants.
6. What is the earth's one satellite?
Z. What is a horse power?
s. Which: A setting hem or q
sitting hemp
Who invented the telegraph?
10 Who was our first naval hero.
ANSWERS
BY purchase from Russia. Thorn.
as Hughes 8. Grover Cleveland.4 Ben
jamin Franklin. Luther Burbank. 6.
The moon. Power sufficient to raise
$4,000 pounds one foot in a minute.
A sitting hen 8 Samuel F. B, Morse
10 John Paul Jones.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
MADISON MAN GATHERS
NUTS FROM TREES HE
PLANTED WHEN A BOY

There is man living in Madison
today, who is yet a long ways from
being old who this year and for sew
eral years past, gathered black wal
nuts from trees he set out on the home
farm when boy. Two friends gath
cred in two hours twelve bushels of
walnuts from four of the score or
more of trees, set out less than
thirty-five years ago. Is there any les
son here for farmers or others who
desire to beautify their grounds by
tree planting?
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
kEEDSRLIRG

Mrs. Byron Randall is quite i'll at
the home of her daughter, Mrs. Will
Townsend
MIR. and Mrs. Will Wheeler of
Baraboo spent Sunday with friends in
our city.
Art Geffert of Chicago is visiting
his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Will Geffert.
Mrs E. Briggs is quite i'll at her
home in this city. Mrs. Mary Blank
is acting as nurse and speedy re-
covery is predicted.
Nina Kuersten, who has been Ill
for severl weeks seems. to be gaining
slowly, her many friends hope for her
ultimate recovery
Several of our teachers attended the
convention in Milwaukee Thursday
and Friday.
Mrs Id Gregory returned TO Sparta
Friday after having been called here
by the death of her mother in law
S. A Collins transacted business in
Wilton Friday.
Mrs. Chas. Clark is at Blair in the
interest of the Estern Star
Mr. and Mrs Paul SIS motored tc
Prairie du Sac Sunday
Robert Corcoran who was injured
in an auto accident is now able to be
about the streets with the aid of {
cane
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
SKILLET CREEK
FARMERS CLUB

THE Skillet Creek Farmers club
will meet Friday afternoon, Nov. II
at the home of L. B. Irish.
Griffith Richards, Prof. of Soils OF
the u. w, of Madison will be present
to talk to the club on soils. Prof.
Richards would be pleased to have
farmers, whether members of the club
or not leave samples of soil, about a
cupful at the Schmaltz & Scharer
store, or with L B. Irish SO that he
may test them for acidity Friday
afternoon to be ready to give the re-
suits of the test at the evening meet
ing. Other numbers will appear on the
program
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
DEER HUNTING SEASON MAY
BE SET AHEAD TEN DAYS

The Legislature of 1921 will be ask
ed by the Conservation Commission
to set the deer hunting season ahead
ten days. The present dates from Nov.
20 to Nov. 80 are generally considered
a little late for the northern woods
and they take hunters away from
home on Thanksgiving Day. A
change to the first ten days in Novem-
Der would please many, but this would
include election day which is a SER
ious objection. The middle days Nov.
10 to Nov. 20 would probably suit the
large number of sportsmen.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
HIGGINS MAY
TAKE OFFICE

That person may take his seat
of office if he is eligible at the time,
even though he might not have been
elig. BILE when elected, is the substance
of an opinion rendered in Milwaukee
Tuesday by Asst Atty. Gen. M. M.
Olbrich to Assemblyman Joseph Klein
Socialist, who planned to contest the
recent election of Martin Higgins,
Republican who defeated him for re-
election in the Second district
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
TWO LADS OF
NORTH FREEDOM
BREAK ARMS
Also Annual Hunt Supper Enjoy
ed by Several Families of Near
by Village

Ed. Schulenburg broke his arm while
cranking car.
The little son Of Mr. and Mrs. Har-
ry Page fell from wagon breaking
his arm last week.
The Royal Bloods and their families
enjoyed their annual hunt supper at
the Deyhle & Schenkat hall Saturday
evening.
Mrs. Mabel Dickie was at home
from Whitewater Normal for the week
end
Miss Polly LANCE has gone to Mad
ison to train for nurse at the General
hospital.
Miss Martha NOrthrup went to
Reedsburg Monday on account of the
death of her niece's husband.
Miss Hazel Dickie was at home
from Whitewater Normal from Thurs
day until Sunday
Mr.. and Mrs. J. Fl. Gunnison and
sons of Madison visited relatives here
the last of the week
Mrs Harriet Apker spent Sunday
with her son Robert at the General
hospital in Madison.
Albert Flick of Westfield has been
down here several times of late look
ing for place to live. He expects to
move his family to the VIM Him.
house in the south side
Bartel Ragatz was up from Madison
the last of the week.
The teachers all attended the school
meet at Milwaukee last week
VIM Burton has moved to the Doug
las farm in South Delton.
Miss Doris Blachly returned to
Madison Sunday after spending sew
eral days at home,
Miss Mary Draper made a trip to
Milwaukee last week.
Miss Grace Matthews of La Vale
spent the latter part of the week with
Miss Ethel King.
Mrs. Mary Tumble entertained the
Finch club Saturday evening
The Albert Potratz family has NOV
ed into the residence recently pur-
chased of E. G. Ristau
Mrs. Armenia Gregory died at the
home Of her daughter Mrs John
Cooke "Wednesday after several weeks
illness from paralysis. The funeral
was held at the home Friday afternoon
with interment at Lime Ridge
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas Cleveland have
gone to Madison to spend the winter
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo Hintz have NOV
ed to Fond du Lac.
Sam Fleming and family have NOV
ed to the farm west of town where
Geo Hintz has been living
Geo. Schorer and W G. Patterson
have gone to Milwaukee to attend
the Gamers convention.
Mr.. and Mrs. Rowley and children
of Illinois are visiting at the home
Of Mrs. Rowley's brother VIM .Schale
w. c Hahn spent Sunday at Ocono-
mowoc with Mrs. Hahn.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
WISCONSIN MAN IS
FlNED AND JAILED
FOR OWNING STILL

Charles Paul of Fond du Lac plead
ed guilty to violation Of the state ex-
else laws. Chief Of Police Nolan of
that city testified that he found still
two and one half barrels of mash and
one and one-half quarts of moonshine
in the possession of the defendant.
The defendant told the court that he
was going to make whisky for him
self. A fine Of $500 and 80 days in Jail
was imposed.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
USE AIRPLANES
IN IRISH RAID
Dozen Arrests, Made And Large
Quantities of Ammunition Seiz-
ed by British Troops

Both airplanes and troops were en-
ployed by the British military auth
critics in widespread raids in the
Bantry district. More than a dozen
arrests were made and large quaint
ties of ammunition were seized. Mill
tary officials reported that stores of
haystacks
An unsuccessful attempt was made
to burn the Carnegie library and
technical schools a: TraIee. Part of
Tralee is in ruins as the result of
recent disorders.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
5000
YANKS' BODIES
FROM FRANCE

Nearly 5000 bodies of American
soldiers who died or were killed in
France during the war have been ship
ned to the United States and turned
over to their nearest relatives, and
1900 more await shipment at French
ports, it is announced by the United
States grave registration service.
The work of removing the bodies OF
fallen Americans is expected to be
completed Aby next summer.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
NORTH DAKOTA'S NEW
Mp SENATOR ELECT
SUED FOR 100000

DR. E. F Ladd, newly elected Unit"
ed States senator from North Dakota,
was served with the papers in a 800,
600 libel suit on his arrival in Chi
cago.
He is charged with having ibeled
food manufacturers in calling pro-
ducts impure s..
Dr.. Ladd, the first bipartisan
league senator, laughed.
Il have not gone to bed single
night for nearly 25 years without a
libel suit hanging over my head" he
said. 3 oS g7-.G .su9.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
CLARA KIMBALI. YoEJNG'S
BODYGUARD BEAT HIM UP

Edward Rother, a process server. Of
New York, told Magistrate Cobb in
Yorkville court that he had been Sc
verely beaten by a giant bodyguard
OF Clara Kimball Young when he at
to- pies to serve summons on ner
in q $4,000 civil action, which he
said the Hartman National bank had
brought on a promissory note.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW?
CAN YOU ANSWER THESE

How many of the following ques-
tons can you answer without refer
ring to the answers?
1. How did the United Statec secure
Alaska?
2 Who wrote ''Tom Browns School
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
WHEAT AND
CORN REACH
Low LEVEL

Wheat dropped to the lowest price
of the season yesterday. King Corn
also sold at the lowest levels of the
season and oats made new low records
according to reports in Chicago. 8,
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
TWO DEMOCRATS
IN LEGISLATURE

At the session of the state legisla-
ture to be held in January, there will
be only two Democratic assemblymen
and two Democratic senators.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11

FOR SALE-S612 acre farm in town
Of Caledonia, 70 acres under cultiva-
ton, rest pasture and woodland. Good
soil, running water and all necessary
buildings. Carl Hartman, Jr. Merri-
mack, Wis.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11

FOR RENT-165 acre farm, 20 cat
tie, farm machinery, As or 5 0acres fall
blowing done. This farm has splendid
buildings, good rich soil and lays we'll
J. r Bates & Son, Baraboo, Wis.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11

WANTED-Young married man de-
sires to rent farm of from 80 to 100
acres. With or without stock. VIVA.
Knuth, r. Box 6, Baraboo.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
SUPREME JUSTICE
MAY RESIGN OFFICE

James G Kerwin, oldest member of
the Wisconsin Supreme court, may re-
sign about Jan. / according to reports.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11

FOR SALE-One registered Hol-
stein bull (Bruce Moore De Kol, a.
grandson of Ollie Johanna Sir Fayne)
born Jan. 20, 1917 Price $4,000. Also
any one or all of my grade Holstein
COWS. Fred w. Harms, Wonewoc, Wis.
r. No. 2.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11
Popular Wants

One cent per word for first inser-
ton in either daily or weekly edi-
ton. Half cent per word for each
subsequent insertion of the same ad-
vertisement in either Gaily or week
". s;...
Minimum rs cents.
All want ads cash in advance.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11

FOR SALE-Rose comb r. /. Red
cockerals Newbert strain. Breed
from heavy laying stock at $3.50 and
800 if taken at once. E. r. Clement,
r. BaraboO.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11

FOR SALE-Couch. Mrs. H. E. Cole,
908 Ash street. Telephone 375.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11

LOST-A muff, Sunday evening,
November 6, in Ableman. Finder
please leave at Jones' store in Able
man and receive a reward
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-11-11

APPLES-Different grades at diffe-
rent prices. Some spotted winter
apples as low as soc per bushel. L. B.
Irish. Phone 1911 Fill.
Cheyenne record., 1920-11-04
To Distribute Naval Medals.

Washington. The long delay in
awarding medals for distinguished
wartime service in the navy and ma.
rins corps is about to be ended, it was
learned at the Navy Department. The
decorations which were held up while
q naval board reconsidsred the awards
after a controversy among naval offl.
GERS and a subsequent congressional
investigation last winter have been
mailed to commanding officers Of
ships and stations for distribution
either on Armistice Day. Nov. II, OF
Armistice Sunday, Nov. IA. The med.
ais were forwarded in sealed packages
with instructions that they were not
to be opened until receipt of a general
release message from the department
and were then to be presented with
appropriate ceremonies. The revised
list Of those to receive the awards wa
not made public and it was said that
1t would not be released until the med.
ale were actually presented. It waa
understood, however, that since the
original list was sent back to the
board, headed by Rear Admiral Austin
n. Knight for review and revision, Q
number Of names had been added.
Cheyenne record., 1920-11-04
URGE SHORT
TIME CREDITS
PRESIDENT ASKED TO ISSUE
SMALL LOANS TO FARMERS
BY NATIONAL COUNCIL.
vEBACkED BY LABOR
MEMO RIAL PROPOSES THREE
METHODS BY WHICH FUNDS
COULD BE OBTAINED.

Western Newspaper Union News Service.
Washington, Nov. a Shorr-time
credits for farmers out of funds OBJ
tanned by treasury certificates Of in
debtedness were urged in q memorial
to the President by George p. Hamp-
ton, managing director, and Benjamin
g. Marsh, secretary Farmers National
Council.
The proposition also carried the en-
dorsement Of William H. Johnston,
president Of the International Associa-
tion of Machinists Bert NJ. Jewell,
president of the railroad employees
department, American Federation OF
Labor; Warren s. Stone, grand chief,
Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers,
and Sidney Hillman, president of the
Amalgamated Clothing Workers Of
America.
The farmers council, which is the
only agricultural organization main
tanning an affiliation with organized
labor, turned down at last weeks con-
ferences when it proposed that dele
cation from the farm bodies be ap-
pointed to accompany group of union
labor officials to the White House.
The memorial to the President pro-
posed three methods by which addi-
tional funds could be obtained. One
was that the federal reserve bank
system make use of the present un.
used lending power Of $75O,OOO, 900 and
by slightly reducing the reserve re-
Quirements on notes and deposits, in
crease this to the extent of $2,5OO,OOO,.
600 additional.
The second suggestion was that the
federal reserve board adopt a ruling
requiring that commodity paper, to be
subject for discount by the federal re.
serve banks, must be commodity paper
property secured, on including comA
missions charged the maker, does not
exceed per cent per annum, or at
most, 1 per cent in excess of the rate
at which member banks secure money.
The third suggestion was the sec
retary Of the treasury issue certifi-
Gates of indebtedness up to $5OO,OOO,.
900 or more if necessary, and deposit
the proceeds in national banks to be
loaned for short-time credits on ware
house receipts.
Cheyenne record., 1920-11-04
LATE
MARKET
QUOTATIONS
Western Newspaper Union News Service.
DENVER LIVE STOCK

A total of 10000 head have arrived,
making it the heaviest run for any
corresponding period this year.
Few beef steers were among the ar :.
sales were strong. One load of beef
steers topped the market at $3.50,
while a small string brought $9.40;
Other beef steers sold at $500 and
ranged from Ss.25 to $s.75. The stock
was In good demand. A top of $40
was reached on the early market, with
prospects of higher prices. Fair to me-
dium quality COWS sold IA at ,t S1lrespomd1d o1d
readily at steady prices.
A good demand was reported on this
division of the market; Trading was was
delayed by the late arrival Of the bulk
of the offering. Prices on good hogs
were slightly higher. Several loads az 1f
good hogs sold at, 313.26. with the bulk
soins e. s127s to G $500; Tew sor plfs. ~.
stock was reported. with prices rang
Ing firm $3.50 to $1a.oo.
sheep.
few vat wsle lam0e eff.red wsFs IN eSocs tat lambs
were quoted up to 311.75 or 312:oo;
Good stock in this class was quoted
around $11.50, with less desirable
lambs ranging from $11.25 down. Fsed,
active trade prevailed. Southern feed;
ers were quoted up to $11.75 with good
natives selling at s11.25 to 9i1.e9; Ewes s
were scarce. Prices on THIS CLASS ,.ir 9r
stock strSng One OF show
that choice ewes would probably bring
$5.75.
Cheyenne record., 1920-11-04
U, S, Banks Gain

Washington S,157 national
banks of the country reported a gross
revenue of $1,1O9,OOO,OOO, or "a per
cent on their capital, for the fiscal
year ended last June 80, according to
a statement by John Skelton Williams,
comptroller Of the currency. This, Mr..
Williams said, was a new high record.
Only five banks went into the hands Of
receivers during the year, a record ex.
ceeded only by that Of the year before,
when there were no failures.
Cheyenne record., 1920-11-04
Hetsl Man Gets ssntsnes.

Chicago.-"This man apparently Il
determined not to 60 dry" commented
Federal Judge X. N. Lands today a.
10 imposed a sentence Of thirty months
in the federal penitentiary at Leavsn.
worth and fine Of $4,000 upon
Charles NJ. Sommers, owner Of the
Birchmont hotel. Sommers and his
cousin, William sommers, who was
sentenced to ninety days in the coun-
u Jail and q fine Of $4,000, pleaded
suilty to conspiracy to violats the pro.
hibition laws
Cheyenne record., 1920-11-04
Reds Begin New Offensive.

Sebastopol, Crimea.-Russian Boil
shevik forces have begun a violent Of
fensive to wipe out the armies Of Gen.
eral Wrangel. Troops from the Polish
front, as well as masses of Siberian
soldiers, are being rushed up to break
through General Wrangers lines. Thia
is the first time General Wrangel has
been outnumbered and excelled in ar.
tillery and materials. He had been
shortening his front to Great reserve
forces in preparation for the offensive
Cheyenne record., 1920-11-04

When impurities creep into your
blood the first symptoms are usu.
ally . loss Of appetite. followed By
. gradual lesssning Of energy, tie
Wstsm becomes weaker day By
day, until you feel yourself On the
veFIo Of . breakdown.
Nearly everybody nseds . few
bottles Of 8. 8. g., the great vegs-
table blood remedy, 70 cleanse out
al impurities about twice . yoa1.
H b m exeellant ides % tako tbs
Cheyenne record., 1920-11-04
Pure. Rich Blood Will Keen
Your Body Vigorous and Healthy;

prseaution to kssp the system In .
vigorous condition 70 - to more
easily resist disease to which svsry
one h subject. s. 8. 8. = without
IN equal ~ . general tonic and M.
tam builder. It improves the apps.
tite and gives new strength aul u.
eality 70 both old and young.
Fun information and Ve1uahla m.
erature can b had by writing fo
Swift Specific Co, 1S4 swift -,
eeateey. AtlaAta. O.
Cheyenne record., 1920-11-04
Poser for Mother,

The subject of the Sunday school
lesson was the golden rule, so during
the next week when little Anna was
naughty and her mother had to use
her stick real hard and put her in a
chair to reflect, she asked Anna what
she thought about it. Anna replied:
Mother, do unto others as you want
them to do unto you. You don't want
me to whip you, do you?"
Cheyenne record., 1920-11-04
How Do You know2

Yes, Herman, 1t is a true saying
that If you put the two men in the
same bed, one with the toothache and
the other in love, the man with the
toothache will go to sleep first.-Ham-
ilton Herald.
Cheyenne record., 1920-11-04
Exemplary Service.

Phoner-"Hello, Central! Get me
Blank 5497-and, say, get it quick, like
they do in the movies. Trans
cript.
Cheyenne record., 1920-11-04

The One Absorbing Topic.
The reason some people don't talk
more than they do is that they can't
think of anything to say about them
selves-Boston Transcript.
Cheyenne record., 1920-11-04

It pays to be good; If you get into
the penitentiary it shortens your term.