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Evening star., 1920-02-15
D0PEY DAN AND LON
Issues.
Issues.
BY w. II. CLAGETT.

From 29th street to 42d street we
was bony-fidy printers. From 42d
street to 59th street we hobnobbed
with :the lawyers. but just as we was
about to negotiate the turn at Cen
trail Park the band struck up The
Star Spangled Banner an the sob
went to pieces!
unable to stand the strain longer,
checked him with a porter at the
Netherlands Hotel an beat it back
alone. only to run into the miners,
These grimy sons of the bowels
of the earth didn't wear the regula-
ton uniform, but carried picks on their
shoulders an lii lights in their caps.
"H'ye. brother" chirped l to iii
thick -chested runt at the head of a
colyum.
Don't brother me" come back from
the toiler as he showed me aside.
"Cut to the core, / kept right along
with him. Now, see here. va iii
sawed-off shrimp. if you gets extry
sassy I'll have you put out of my
parade"
"Well, son. them was the last
words I uttered until the next after
noon! He only hit once. an twas
a ambulance that carried me away.
An every time 1 hears our old friend;
George O'Connor. yodel that touchin'
song. You Amt No Relation of
Mine can't help from thinkin' that
miner hummed this: You may be a
Wall street banker. or a wholesale
the Archytects' Club an be slick
with plan. You may parade with
them broker folks an look swell IN
the line. But so long as YOU dolls
yourself like that you amt no re-
. lation O. m-i-n-e"
Note-Lon says pair O. spats cover
a multitude of things.
Evening star., 1920-02-15
TRADE NOTES..

At a special meeting of the Wash
ington Automotive Trade Association
Tuesday night the members voted to
hold a Buy a Motor Car week. March
% to 81. inclusive.
Every effort had been made by the
ASSOCIATION to get suitable building
in which to hold show. but as none
was available it was decided to du-
plicate the exhibition that was heid
in Washington last year. and have
each dealer decorate his own eStab-
lishment
New members admitted at the meet
ing included the Lama Motor Com
pany Metz car distributors; the
Selby Company. local Paige car rep
resentatives; George c. Rice Auto
Company, distributors for the Stearns
Knight. Columbia and Norma cars
and Grimes Motor Company, National
car agents.
The George c. Rice Auto Company,
local ns-Knight representatives,
have secured the agency for the Co
lumbia 6 and Mona cars and has com
pletely remodeled it's establishment in
order to make room for the two new
lines.
William Illch, former sales mana
ger of the Harper-Overland Company
has purchased the Aero-Auto Com
pany, 1101 King street. Alexandria
Va, and will be the distributor IN that
city and surrounding territory for
the Overland, "Willys-knight, Chew
rolet, Oakland passenger cars and the
ClydeSdale truck.
The XIV Tire Company, 925 14th
street. have been appointed distribu-
tors in Washington for the Oldfield
tire.
Hereafter Maryland permits for au-
tomobile drivers will be issued from
the local office, Al G. street. This
abolishes the old system of making
Washington motorists go to Hyatts-
Vile for their examination.
Evening star., 1920-02-15
'bUy-MOTOR-CAR Week
HERE MARCH z TO q
Automotive Association Unable to
Find Suitable Place for Show
Under One Roof.

Owing to inability to secure suit
able facilities to hold an automobile
show under one roof, the Washing
ton Automotive Trade Association, at
a special meeting beld Monday night.
voted to hold a "buy-a-motor- car
week" March % to 81, inclusive,
when individual dealers will decorate e
their own establishments and in that
way display to the public the latest
improvements and new designa in
things automotive that have been
placed on the market during the past
year.
Such display was held last March,
and, while the consensus of opinion
among local dealers was that a show
under one roof was more desirable,
they all agreed that the "buy-a-mo-
tor-car week" held at that time was
a tremendous success and far above
the most sanguine hopes of those
who conceived the idea.
At the meeting Monday night w. P.
Pierce Raynor, chairman of the traf-
fic committee. read the report of the
committee and it will be sent to the
Senate committee considering adop-
ton of new traffic laws for the Dis
trict of Columbia. The report in
cludes some ideas from the point of
view of the practical automobile
driver and dealer.
Evening star., 1920-02-15

"1ATCH Overland 4 on
Wv rough cobbles or un-
paved roads. The wheels fol-
low surface inequalities, but
the wonderful new Tnplex
Springs give car and passen-
gers remarkable riding steadi-
ness.
The three-point diagonaIly-
attached Tniplex Springs give
130-inch SpHngbdse to a car
of 10O-inch wheelbase.
This makes for the gently
buoyant road action ofa large,
heavy car with the operating
Evening star., 1920-02-15

economy and convenience Of
handling of a scientifically de-
signed light car.
Tnple1 Springs also mean
care-free maintenance, so per-
fectly do they protect the
delicate parts of the car from
oad strain.
Auto-Lite starting and
lighting, door opening cur
tains and dash light give but
a hint of the completeness and
quality which characterize
everything about Overland 4.
Evening star., 1920-02-15

ternational joint commission on wa
terways. in session here. probably
would cost more than S250,0O0 900.
Obadiah Gardner, former United States
senator from Maine and chairman of
the American section of the commits
sion, declares.
Making that part of the river navi-
gable for deep-draught ocean steam
ers would cost more than $4,000. 900
and development of unused water
power-about 20, 600. 900 horsepower
would cost about $500, 900, 900, accord
ing to rough estimates reported to
Mr.. Gardner.
Consideration of the st. Lawrence
Evening star., 1920-02-15
File Commutator Brushes.

When the commutator brushes oi
the generator become slightly worn
arc;nr is likely to result. This may
be prevented by filing the brushes sc
that they make a good contact with
the commutator. small magnetn
file may be used for this purpose. 1t
is a mistake to adjust the brushes sc
that the strings are stretched toe
much as this causes the brushes to
heat UP rapidly. due to excessive fric-
tion-WiSconsin News
Evening star., 1920-02-15

development includes a program OF
commission hearings during April and
May at Interested localities" on both
sides of the boundary, Mr.. Gardner
said. a preliminary meeting in about
four weeks at "some central point,
like Buffalo," probably will be called.
he added. Engineering surveys of
the st. Lawrence by government en-
gineers will begin in the spring.
Evening star., 1920-02-15
Clean Tires Daily.

Drivers or the men in charge of this
class OF work should be compelled to
give the tires a daily cleansing. Mud
should be washed with a little water.
a sponge not too wet being used. Not
only is this good for the tires, but 1t
enables easy detection of small cuts
and abras1ons, which should be re-
paired at once before they have a
chance to become larger.-Wisconsin
News.
Evening star., 1920-02-15
Worse Than Spooks.

Bess-Are strange noises still hea I'd
in that haunted house?
June-Oh. it's worse than ever now,
family with a phonograph, player
piano and parrot have just rented it!
Evening star., 1920-02-15

1t is estimated that there are 40. 1000
Japanese in the United States, the
majority of them in California.
Evening star., 1920-02-15
ST. LAWRENCE PROGRAM
WILL COST $3.50, 900, 900
Development Of River From Mon
treal to Lake Ontario Discussed
by Commission.

NEW YORK, February 14.-Devel-
opment of the St. Lawrence river be-
tween Montreal and Lake Ontario,
which is being considered by the in
The fool-killer., 1920-06-01
Yes, [ Know 1t.

You-unses needn't to all write
and tell me that this issue of The
Fool-Killer is awful late. I know
it. And | regret it just as much
as you do, and maybe more, but
it. could't be helped.
But, after all, | don't see that
the date needs to make much
difference. The stuff [ put in the
paper is good to read at any
time, and if it were dated twelve
months ahead or twelve months
back it wouldn't make it any less
interesting.
However, Go want to issue
the paper regularly at the first
Of the month it is dated for. I
have always wanted to do that,
but most of the time [ have not
been able to do it. [ don't like to
be always harping on my
troubles, because I guess most of
you have troubles of your own.
So [ want you to just forget
about the paper being late, and
try to enjoy it the best you can
when it does come. Whenever it
has to be behind time, like it is
now, [ will try TO make it worth
waiting for. The July and Aug
ust issues will be along soon.
The fool-killer., 1920-06-01
Boomer,
SIR DIVERS WARNINGS

Old Man Oliver Lodge, who
has been galloping around over
the country lecturing on Spirit
ism, has at last let the cat out of
the bag. He has issued a warn
ing against what may be termed
"dabbling" in the subject Of
Spiritism. He says that persons
Of weak mind may suffer lasting
serious consequences as a result
of such "dabbling".
Now looky here, old Whiskers,
if talking with the dead" is pos
sible, and if it is right, and if
there is no satanic Influence be-
hind it, why should it injure any
ones mind to get q wireless post
al card from their departed
friends? Why should such a
great truth" have such a bad
Influence Oh peopie as TO run
them crazy?
But it is a fact that in many
places the insane asylums are be-
ing packed full, just on account
of the Spiritism craze. Talk
about weak minds! The weak
est and craziest mind of all is the
one which starts out to teach
other people such crazy nom
sense.
Another warming" from old
man Whiskers Lodge is found in
his Raymond" book, in which
he says lit is necessary to be on
our guard against the invasion
of our will by a lower order Of
intelligence and morality"
The Great Goggle-Eyed Flick!
In other words, the disembodied
souls of the saints that have died
and gone to heaven are so cor
rupt in morals and so depraved
in mind that we must use great
caution in dealing with them lest
we also get corrupted. Yes,
Oliver, I can easily agree with
you that the ''spirits" which you
get your messages from are of q
clover order of morality" and
that it why I don't want any
thing to do with them.
The fool-killer., 1920-06-01
EDITORIALS
Hard and Cool!

Hard and Cool!
In other words, Hardidge and
Cooling!
Ding-hard and Frozen!
Cox's Army frinstance.
And do you remember Coxey's
Army?
They will be Hard to elect, be-
cause the voters will give them
the Cool shoulder.
Len Wood says. the American
people are e~ sound as a nut.
Yes, nut" is the right word.
Whatever we win is ours. We
won the war. Therefore it is
our war. Therefore we have
a right to keep it. What are
you fussing about?
The way they have got their
tickets arranged, if both parties
will change ends with themselves
and back up to the voters, they
will make a better showing.
Both of the tail-enders would
make a better head than the
pimps THAI have been set up
over them. \
The funny man of the Green
vile Piedmont deposes and says
THE Socialists by nominating
Debs prove themselves SO per-
cent patriotic. They are stick
ing to the strjpes." Yes, and
their vote for Debs next Novem-
Der will make the other parties
see stars, too.
The fool-killer., 1920-06-01
DOUBLE JUDGMENT.

DOO.bLE JODUUuL1< IL
Orthodox people don't know
the difference between soul and
spirit. They read that place
where it says the spirit returns
to God who gave it, and they
jump at the conclusion that
spirit and soul are the same
thing.
Therefore they say that when
a sinner dies his soul goes
straight to God who gave it, and
God judges it right then and
sends it on to hell. Then at the
resurrection that soul which has
been frying and roasting in hell
for several thousand years
will get out Of he'll and come
back to earth and crawl into it's
old body, and together they will
go up to heaven or wherever
the Judgment is to be, and there
they will be judged again.
So you see the soul will get
TWO judgments, while the body
will get only one. [ have read
the Bible a good deal, but [ have
never seen anything like that in
it.
Why will God judge a soul
twice? Is it possible that He
thinks maybe He has made a
mistake the first time and wants
to try it again?
If the mans doom is settled
the first time, what is the use
Of judging him any more? And
if his doom is NOT settled, then
why is he sent to hell?
Suppose a mans soul lat it's
first Judgment is found guilty
and sent to hell. And then sup
pose that in the second judg-
ment the man .(soul and body
united) happens to come clear?
Then what? Can't you see that
the man would have a right to
sue for damages? Can't you
see that it would place the Great
Judge in the position of having
been very unjust to that man?
And don't you know that God is
not going to be unjust?
Don't tell me that [ am talking
foolishness. [ know it as well
as you do. But [ am just feed
ing the popular creeds with their
own spoon. [ am following the
immortal-soul and go-to-hell-
When-you-die theory to it's logi-
cal conclusion, and [ am showing
you the kind of foolishness that
it always leads to-.
[ declare there is more pure
ignorance and nonsense in the
popular theology than anything
else [ ever heard tell of? For
PHYS sake, when will people
learn to have a little sense?
You must be an awful big fool
The fool-killer., 1920-06-01
The public is beginning to get
Ouiia bored,

pUS OIL
We are the posterity that our
forefathers worried about. Can
you blame them?
The Republican platform re-
cognizes the existence Of Oil
wells in Mexico.
The dollar can never fall as
low as the means some people
adopted to get it.
It is quite impossible to tell
what the war made the world
safe for.
The tremendous expense of
lowering the prices will have to
be paid by somebody.
The average man lays down
the law to his wife, and then &C.
cepts all her amendments.
Prohibition will never succeed
in Wales. A sober man couldn't
possibly speak the language.
Can you beat that Peace
Treaty for always getting into
a fight?
When a man calls his wife q
duck, she may remind him that
a duck is served with dressing.
Well, the theory that just any
Republican could be elected this
time will be put to the severest
test.
Strange how a man earning
$500 a day can get all het up
because another man wants S.
a day.
The trouble with this law of
supply and demand is that those
who have the supply are doing
the demanding.
The League of Nations may
prevent other varsity keeping
this present one going on indie
finitely.
If Americas industrial prob
lem was in Ireland or China,
Congress could think of a dozen
ways to solve it.
When a woman declares that
there is no use talking, what she
means is that there is no use N
any body else talking.
Well, anyway, no country will
ever again want to get into wal
with the United States. 1t
takes too long to get out.
We are always railing at the
politicians, but if they were not
in politics we would have to sup
port them in some other way.
The Fool-Killer is loaded to
the muZZle with all kinds of good
dope on religion, politics., and
other things in general. It is
going to be as hot as blue blazes
from now on through the cam
paign. It will be the next thing
to a crime for anybody to miss
reading The Fool-Killer. Round
up all your neighbors and senc
'em in right quick.
The fool-killer., 1920-06-01
The Fool~Killer
Games Larkin Pearson, %. 80 Editor
BOOMER, NORTH CAROLINA.
T

Single subscription, one year, 40 cts
In clubs of four or more, 25 cts.
The fool-killer., 1920-06-01

You must be an awful big fool
it you amt got sense enough to
see that all this rough-neck and
strong-arm business of trying to
suppress radical ideas by brute
force is the VERY SUREST way
to spread revolution. If a full
grown revolution does come in
this country the reactionary
plutes and old-party bosses will
have themselves to thank for it.
Gar Nick prepared the ground
and planted the seed for the crop
that is now growing in Russia.
AND now the Romanoff element
IN America is trying it's doggon-
dest to plant the same sort of a
crop here.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02
BANGOR toms.

Mr.. and Mrs. O. b. McLane attend
ed the funeral Of William Atkinson
at Clemens Monday.
Mrs. S. l.. WINERY visited from
Friday until Sunday at state CenteG
Miss Hazel Kirk spent the last OF
the week ut the Green Rails home at
Llscomb.
Mrs. Elmer Ridgeway and son, of
Buffalo Center, are visiting relatives
III this neighborhood.
Mr.. and Mrs. Knudson, of lie
Grand. attended Sunday school hero
Sunday and visited at Rev. j. r.
Wright's home.
Mrs. Mary Nicholson. Of oskaloosa,
has been visiting with Mrs. Sue
Macy's this week. 81
Lloyd and Theodore PIN, Of Mar
shalltown. visited from Saturday and
Sunday at the. 4. r. Green home.
The Stanford, Liberty and Bangor
m visionary societies met at the Ban
gor church Thursday afternoon. Az
ter a short program, including, piano
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

solo by Mrs. S. L. Whitney, a reading
by Leila Rash, q vocal duet by Steven
and Marion Guthrie, and scriptural
reading by Edna Frazier. Mrs. J. II.
Wright gave splendid report Of the
triennial missionary conference at
Wichita, Kan. Refreshments were
served,
Mr.. and Mrs. w. =. Winery and
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry KInzer ana
daughter, also Mrs. Joe Mooney and
daughter, Of Wenatchee, Wash, ana
Mr.. and Mrs. Horace Kinzer and
daughter, Of Union, motored to Ames
Sunday where they met r. J.. Kinzer
and son Howard, of Kansas City. and
j. G. Kinzer and enjoyed a family re-
union at the J. II. Kinzer home.
Mr.. and Mrs. a. +. Boerckel spent
Saturday night at the A. r, Hollings-
worth home. Mrs. Boerclsel was Miss
Lucille Carey before marriage. They
will make their home at Peoria. III.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02
TWO GAMES SCHEDULED.
MarshalItown Plays Newton, Sunda,
and GrinneIl l,iv &


Two games of baseball. to be play
ed on the local diamond have been
scheduled for the Marshnlltown team
on the double holiday, Sunday and
Monday. Newton Is to play here
Sunday. and Grinnell has been Sc
cured for the Independence Day
game.
The game Monday probably will be
the only public amusement offering
for the day The local team has
been strengthened for the two games.
1t is now expected that Levings will
pitch Sundays game and Kcrsey will
work against Grinnell.
Gerald Matson, who has been
pitching for the local team, has
been hired TO pitch Monday for
Green Mountain.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

j. M. Connley, 420 Swayze street
submitted to an operation for acute
appendicitis this morning at the
Deaconess.
Jonn Onder, sos South Third av-
enue. submitted to an operation on
his eyes this morning at the Dea-
concss.
Miss Sybil Richey, 9-year-old
daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. M. A.
Richey, OF Liscomb, had her tonsils
and adenoids removed at st. Thomas.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02
Good for Indigestion.

If you are troubled with indigestion
take a few doses of Chamberlain's
Tablets. They strengthen the stom-
ach and tnabe 1t to perform its
functions naturally. They also cause
gentle movement of the bowels.
You will he surprised when you see
how much better you are feeling
after takir & q few doses of them.
The piaueroes are, the most abund-
ant of Peruvian sea fowls.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Come In Saturday evening and get
what you need for your 4th OF July
outing. Horne &c Gelvin.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

MARY Marie" Eleanor Porter's
new book. its winner. Woman
Named Smith," the best mystery
story out. Grace Richmonds "Red
& Black' and many other new ones.
Moehrl's Book Store.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Observation-Disclosures lady at once.
Permanent position to competent
party. Carriers Economy Store.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

New shipment of player rolls and
Emerson records just In. G. Il. Pick
ard.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

granted a second patent on an i'm
provement of an egg turning tray for
incubators. The new patent was is
sued June %. 1920.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

For sale-Tord coupe in perfect
condition. starter and. lights with
many extras VIII trade for Dodge
roadster or other small car. Ad-
dress FL oare this office.-Adver-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Drain tile 4. 8, g. 8, and 10 foot
sizes In stock for immediate delivery.
Gregory Coal Coke &c Lime Co.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Simon Style shop. = special pur-
case OF taffeta blouses, all colors
newest novelties at $3.50. 1850, .S11.76
and $3.50 Friday and Saturday only
sold to observation-disclosures
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Mr.. and Mrs. r. r.. Mcdonald, Of
near Eldora, were in the city Thurs
day.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Build With brick, the everlasting
material. We are ready to serve
you. Farmers & Merchants Brick
Company, on Arson street. south
side.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Mr.. and Mrs. Tyler Perry left Wed
nesday night for q months visit
with relatives In Kentucky and
Tennessee
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Please send in all pop orders early
tomorrow morning, we are closed
Monday. Bniley Boys and their pop.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

American Beauty electric irons.
Schmidt Hardware Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

To Rent, Modern office and living
rooms over Strand Theatre. r. l..
Meeker,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Acme eight-foot binder for sale.
Marshall Ice Company, 101 West
Main street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Mrs. Donald Hoelke, Of Webster
City. who has been visiting her
cousin. Mrs. Thomas F. ferguson, Of
near Lamoille, was in the city this
morning on her way home.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Furnace heat for every home. The
Caloric pipeless furnace for the old
or new house. Schmidt Hardware
Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Dance at Niederhauser's pavilion
Saturday July 3. Music by Metcalfs
Observation-Disclosures
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Ice cream freezers one to six quart.
Schmidt Hardware Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Horne s. Gelvin carry blasting
Observation-Disclosures,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

See our $3.50 steel fish pole.
Horne g. Gelvin.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

ID Special purchases taffeta blouses.
newest models. ell colors $3.50. 1850.
$11.75 and $3.50; sold to $25. Friday
and Saturday only. Simons style
Shop.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

The body OF Charles Tinnermeier
was taken to Baxter Thursday after
noon where the funeral will take
place,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Silverware cleaned without rub
bling. Torn of plate" 80 cents.
Schmidt Hardware Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Miss Cecil Poster. Of Mason City.
was In tho city Thursday visiting
relatives at the Deaoopess hospital.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

Swifts premium lard % cents Sat-
lrday. Workshops.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-07-02

We have very good line Of vio-
Inns In nearly all sizes. Some valu-
able ones for advanced players. G.
e. Pickard