Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1920-10-22

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: Noah goes into bank and loses
: his balance
, Noah makes touchdown in scrim.
: mage.
:, Lost, strayed, or stolen, my H. S
credits.
, Noah.
, Soph: "Say, Freshie, what do you
, think about me?"
: Freshie: "Well, l think you must
: have been outside when the Lord
/ passed the good looks around"
Tom Nolan: Are you fond OF
. nuts?"
Alvna Henning: "say, is this a
proposal"
which says that if you can't drive
with both hands, don't drive at all.
Nut" finds it difficult to comply
with this, consequently he is teach
ing Mary to drive.
! Dedicated to the Janiors.
T., I used to think. knew, l knew,
But now I must confess,
:; The more I know know
I know, I know the less.
Miss Raffety gets her chewing sum
ket is nearly filled every day by the
Freshman history class.
Wanted: A bushel of bfains to get
my studies. Willing to pay any
price.
Carl.
will you come into my Office"
said Mr.. Jackson to q boy.
'"Tis the prettiest snuggled office,
that ever you did spy"
mot today, thanks, Mr.. Short
Shanks. do not care to die
Waukon and Cresco played foot
ball last week, the score being 40
in our favor. We're reaching our
goal and let's keep that and get what
we're working for.
Why Mr.. Schweppe Doesn't Play
Cards.
At one of the teachers meetings,
the question was asked Mr. Schweppe
why he never played cards. He re-
piled that he had had sad accident,
once SO he never cared to play any
more. The teachers of course we're
interested and they wanted to know
what the accident was. Mr.. Schwep-
pc answered seriously, "Once some
girls and boys were playing cards.
The boys played for hearts, the girls
for diamonds. Then the old man
came in with club and raised, the
duece."
Miss Larson is rather hard on "a
fellow in General Science class.
When we take exams there isn't
anyone who can ever pass.
The report cards were handed out
this week and everyone seemed woe
fully surprised when they received
them. All the grades ranged from q
%" to "z," most of them being "z's."
The Freshmen are greatly excited
about their Masquerade Party. We
hope 1t turns out to be success.
Vanity.
Dedicated to some students.)
The soldier who is bravest doesn't
make the loudest boast.
The man whose speech is largest
doesn't always know the most.
But the proudest man may humble
and be pitiful and humble
When he is giving up the ghost.
Oliver Soltow: Tommy, why don't
you grow and be big like me?"
Tommy: "Well, We can't all be !
big"
In Algebra.
Miss Ziesenis: What does your
problem say?"
Loci: my problem doesn't talk"
A Smart Chap.
Marcia: What is the difference be-
ty girl?"
Twin: Honey is little cell, hon
eymoon is big cell, and pretty
girl is damsel.'
The green little Freshmen in their
green little way, were stuffed one
blight Summer day.
BIB shots are seen flying thru the
air frequently. Beware of your heads!
Cart was wondering where all
the leaves came from in the boiler
room.
Brick: do you know the differ
ence between a sidewalk and a street |.
carp
Cootie: Nope"
Brick: tits five cents"
One moring Cappy went to sleep
And from him we never heard a peep Z
Until Miss Raffety did awaken him.
And then you should have heard the
din. IN
ME Classes far ch;llr.,