The Holly chieftain., 1920-10-21

t0mptc0 10 90 some l0lOtlc tnlng, ana
have to suppress such impulses with
a mailed fist. It's all the outcome of
vanity. A man hates to admit that
he's back number. He wants to
assure the plain people that, notwith-
standing his gray whiskers and string
halted legs, he's four-horse team
with dog under the wagon, when
1t comes to athletic skill.
81 was In the livery barn the other
evening, when young Fretsinger be-
gan explaining that he had been TAX
Ing boxing lessons from one Of the
old masters. He had learned all the
tricks Of the game. and was Just suf-
fering agonies because there was no
body present who would stand up and
exchange sclentific swats with him.
"In my younger days, If do say 1t
myself, was star performer In
the ordinary knock -down-and-drag-out
form of combat, but 1 never was worth
shucks at boxing. Nobody knows that
better than do. Why, then, did l
inform Fretsinger that would be glad
to spar few rounds with him? It
surely was vanity and nothing else.
had an idea that, while he might
have plenty OF the fancy stuff on
hand, might land one of my old-time
haymakers; in which case felt sure
the town would soon be ringing with
the story of an old mans pr0wess.
$50 took off my long jimswinger
coat, and my vest, and stood up for
battle. If anybody tells you, my
friends, that Fretsinger doesn't know
how to WELD his hands, you may re-
gard the story as roorback. never
saw fists 30 numerous as on that occa-
sion. couldn't see anything else for
while, and they landed on me in
many unexpected places, and don't
remember time when I was so en-
barrassed.
''Fretsinger explained afterward
that he merely tapped me gently be-
cause was a venerable man, old
enough to be his grandfather. In that
case never want to become involved
In an argument with him when he is
in earnest. I had black eye for a
week after this recital, and my nose
has never satisfied me since. Every
time I came downtown, had to ex-
plain to thousand people that black
ened my eye while splitting kindling,
or that dropped sad-iron on it.
There Is nothing more humiliating
than a black eye, and made up my
mind that I'd try to realize my ad-
vanced age thereafter, and behave my
self like grave and reverend man.
But no sooner had my eye recoy-
cred than I was In trouble again. /
saw some young men wrestling, and
paused TO point out that they didn't
know the rudiments Of the game.
assured them thatsin my younger days
/ was holy terror, and / didn't think
that my hand had lost its cunning.
1t would afford me genuine happiness.
/ said, to show them how wrestling
was done In the palmy days Of Null
doom and Whistler.
$50 removed my coat and vest and
went into executive session with q
husky young man who had no respect
for gray hairs. I am not sure about
what followed, but I think he must
have thrown me over his head. Any
how, made great dent In the earth
with my person, and was so sore for
two weeks that had to take myself
around in a wheelbarrow. OF course,
/ am determined to make no more bad
breaks of the kind, but haven't much
confidence in myself, and tomorrow
you may see me climbing q tree half
mile high, to show some boys how
to rob birds nests"
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Economy.
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