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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-08-02
NOTICE no CREDITORS

In the County Court of the State OF
Oregon for klamath County.
In the Matter of the Estate Of Edna
Il. Kerns. Deceased.
Notice Is hereby given by the un-
dersigned, administrator OF the es-
tate Of Edna r. Kerns. deceased. to
the creditors Of, and to all persons
having claims against the said de-
ceased, to present the same. properly
verified. within six months arter the
nrst publication Of this notice. towit:
the 18th day of July, 1890, to said
administrator at the ONCE OF c. r.
Stone at klamath Falls. Klam-
ath County. Oregon. the same
being the place for the trans
action Of the business Of said estate.
s7b H. J. NATTOON,
Administrator Of the Estate OF
Edna d. Ksrns. Deceased.
July l3-ls-3s-3-s.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-08-02
|F KIDNEYS AND
BLADDER BOTHER
Take salts To hush Kidneys and
ncutiaii,~ Irritating
acids.

Kidney and Bladder weakness re-
suit from uric acid. says noted
authority. The kidneys litter this
acid from IN" blood and pass !, on
TO the bladder. where II often =.
mains to irTitat. and lnfam.. caus'
ing u burning sensation. or setting
up an irritation NJ the neck Of ~.
bladder. obliYing ycu 10 seek r"li.i
two or three iiI.r during th" night
The sufferer IN in constant . esd
the water passes sometimes with q
boalding sensation and II very pro.
fuse. again, there N difficulty H.
nv oiding a.
Bladder weakness, most folks call
II. becRuSe. they can't control urinA.
tiun. while u ~ extremely annoy.
ing and sometimes painful, this II
really on. of ia. most simple all.
mcnts To overcome. Get about four
ounces of Jad Salts from your phar.
maois, and take n tablespoonful In
n glass ~ water before greakfnst
continue this for two or three days
This will n"utralizc the acids In the
urine no II no longer ~ n source OF
irritation 20 the bladder and urinary
organs which then act normally
again.
Jad Salts In inexpensive. harm.
less. and " made from the acid OF
grapes and lemon Juice. combined
with iithia, and 10 used by thousand
OF folks who are subject TO urinary
disorders caused by urls acid ir-
ritation, Jad Salts II splendid for
kidneys and causes no bad effects
whntever.
Here you have pleasant. erer.
vescent lithia-wGter drink. which
quickly relieves bladder trouble.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-08-02

In Geneva glass blocks are used
to pave the streets. They ar. made
OF the refuse from the glass factories
and give great satisfaction. They
are pleasant to the eye and very
durable.
In China, twelve and half miles
from the village Of Lion -Chek. there
10 mountain Of alum, which, in ad-
dition 10 being . naturai curiosity,
10 q source Of wealth TO the inhabi-
tants Of the country.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-02-18
EVENING SMILE.
HIS PET OYSTER.

At mess dinner the conversation
turned on animal training
"Ah, said Major Binks, II remember
when was at Boggleywailah / tanned an
oyster He used To follow me all over the
house like q dog He would sit on the
table at my side with his shell open and
crack my nuts most aifectionate little
creature
Have YOU still got him, majorT' asked
the doubling auditor
NO. sir; he came TO an untimely end.
4 friend of mine came into the diningroom
In my absence, saw The oyster with his
shell open and swallowed himl | shall
never have another pet, said the major,
with a sigh
NO doubt your friend found it easier
to swallow the Oyster. said tho colonel,
than we do the story London Tit
Bits
It's the pursuit. not possession, that
gives enjoyment "Then the liquor
hunters ought to bc happy. IT Kansas
City Journal
Wife (Reading) )-'' Big checks for dresses
will not be IN demand this season.
Husband heavcnr london
Ideas
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-02-18
League Again Sustained.

For the second time since the issue was
raised in the Senate, the League of Nations
has been sustained by the peoples verdict
as popular election. At special election
held in the Third Congress district of
Missouri, Saturday, to I'll the vacancy
caused by the appointment Of Representa-
tive Joshua Alexander to be Secretary
of Commerce in President Wilson cabi-
net, the League was distinctive issue
and was positively approved.
The Democratic candidate at this
election was young soldier with good
war record and firm advocate of the
League OF Nations. His Republican
opponent was strongly against the League
Owing to the bitter opposition of Senator
Reed of Missouri TO the League, it was
feared the result of the election would be
close, but the Democratic candidate won
by majority of about $500, which is
more than that gwen Representative
Alexander at the 1913 election
There would be no trouble over the
League of Nations if Senators would
give heed to public sentiment 1t would
have been ratified months ago. And if
now, it will be ratified by the
next Congress. The peoplewill make sure
Of that at the next election.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-02-18
Miss Standard Kid" Here.

Miss Josephine Bowen, who, by her
beauty and novel attire attracted much
favorable attention at the 1920 National
Shoe Retailers convention, recently held
in Boston, as Miss Standard Kid,
representing the Standard Kid Manu-
featuring Company Of this city, was in
Wilmington yesterday. She was with Mr..
and Mrs Charles f. Allies MIR Allies is a
former Nilmingtonian and director OF
sales and advertising for the Standard
Kid Manufacturing Company. The party
left last night for Dallas, Texas, going by
the way 81 New Orleans While in Texas
they viii attend convention Of shoe
manufacturers Of many States
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-02-18
Just Folks
By Edgar 4. Gsesl
CASTOR or.


| | don't mind lickin's, now an then,
An ! can even stand it when
My mother calls me in from play
10 run some errand right away
There's things bout bcin' just a bOy
That amt all happiness an Joy,
But suppose I've got to stand
My share o trouble in tins land,
An ! amt kickin' much-but say,
The worst OF parents is that they
Don realize just how they spoil
A fellcr's life with castor oil
OF all the awful stuff, Gee Whiz'
! hat is the very worst there is.
An every time If complain,
Or say got little pain,
There's nothing else that they can think
Cept castor oil fer me to drink.
! notice, too, when Pa is i'll,
That he gets fixed up with pill,
An Pa don't handle mother rough
An make her swallow nasty stuff;
But when I've got little ache,
It's castor oil We got to take.
don't mind goin' up To bed
Afore get the chapter read,
| don't mind being scolded, too,
For lots of things ! didn't do:
But Gee | hate IL when they say,
'Comel Swallow this, an right away"
Let poets sing about the JOY
IL is to I've little boy,
I'll tell the truth about my case:
The poets here can have my place,
An will take their life Of toll,
III they will take my castor oil
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-02-18

but all tho policemen don't dislike
me-. she said recently, with a punint
smlle. look at this lovely bronze vasc
tho chief Of police Of Tokyo brought INC ~
a ceremonial gift when he came to get
information for his country
Tho question of birth control 10 being
dncliseed more and more freely, but IL is
still unsettled. Arc the women who have
the right to vote also going to ass,lme the
right to voluntary motherhood Arc moth
Ssrs gong to demand proper living con-
dit,ofls and sufficient food for their chil
dren, or else refuse TO have tho chidrer7
VIII the stork really striker
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-02-18

The Italian government has been very
tolerant with 'Annunzio, doubtless afraid
70 take summary action on account of the
poets popularity But if it let's him get
away with his latest piratical exploit of
taking possession of an Italian warsbiD
with thousand troops aboard it will
nave 10 surrender to him completely.
And that would invite serious trouble
with the Allies.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-02-18

The situation at Washington becomes
more and more perplexing, as well as ir-
ritating. And, unfortunately, there is not
the remotest probability that the course
Of Congress will help in any manner TO
clear the situation.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-02-18

The turmoil of war is as troublesome
and vexing as ever, although the guns have
ceased to roar What a tremendous
amount Of evil that yilIainous ex-kaiger
has to stand responsible for.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-02-18

4 little more of this clear, bracing
weather, even if With low temperature,
viii help materially to dissipate the winter
complaints that have afflicted the city
SO severely for several weeks.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-02-18
MEETINGS TONIGHT.

Christian Scientists.
Cigarmakers Union
Camp No, >. p O. A.
Cyrus Temple, l.. G. f.
Sheridan Post, G. g. r.
Hope Lodge, l. o. O T.
American Lodge, :. Of IL
Franklin Circle. b. of u
Welcome Lodge, o : B.
National Protective Legion.
Oriental Lodge, A. T. A. NJ
Delaware Lodge, ID. O. II.
Delaware Council, c. b. l..
Brandywine Military Band
Usage Tribe, Imp'd O. r. NJ
Wilmington Council, c. b. L.
Columbia Lodge. A. o. L. W.
Delaware Council, o. L. 4. NJ
Lafayette Lodge, No. :, X. of p.
Welcome Lodge. Jr. O. L A. NJ
German Beneficial Society, No. 3.
Harmony Council, No. /, L. +. A.
Star OF Bethlehem Lodge, l. c. T.
Mattahoon Tribe, Imp'd o. r. NJ.
Washington Camp, No. 4, p. o. S. A.
Evening Star Lodge, No 2, o. S. of B.
" Nilmington Division, L. r. * St. J. & Nj
William Mckinley Com, & l.. H. M A.
Local 621, Carpenters and Joiners Union.
Ladies Catholic Benevolent Association.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-02-18
RIPPLING RHYMES.
BY Walt Mason.
OFFICE

I / have been asked TO quit my
I work and make the race for county
I clerk. They say a man Of princely
race is needed for that august place;
a man OF virtue unalloyed, man of
weaknesses devoid; gent of great
I and soaring gifts IN whose renown
7 there are no riffs; It's such paragon
they need, and so they come 10 me
and plead. But when | see the
weary Jays who arc In office all their
davs. who sometimes die but don't
resign, ] say, mo public snap in
Inine." When ] turn out band
made song, the smiling neighbors
come along, and say, "Old scout,
you're doing WELL Your latest
anthem rung the belli' The man
! who has a private task gets all the
! praises he could ask, if he gets down
! and does his best, at duty's eloquent
i. lthest. But when he finds himself
in charge of public office, small or !
large, he cannot do his work so I
well that voters won't rear up and
yell, as voters eveTmore have
scr2eched, and say he ought to be
impeached. ! get a little word OF
praise when / produce some ringing
lays, but if they made me county
clerk, the populace would roast my
work. /
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The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1920-03-17
Stomach Out OF
Order? Try NR
Nothing Better to Straighten You oI.s
After Eating Too Much. Iones
Liver, Regulates Bowels. Acts
Pleasantly. Guaranteed.

Mary people eat too much every
day and most eat much too much
some days. That is WHY americans
suffer moro than any paoi!2 III tHo
world from indigestion, biiiousness
With a little thoughtfulness and
care, however, great amount OF
this distress could be avoided ana
you'll never realize how true this IS
until you become one Of the several
million people of this country VINO
keep a box of Natures Remedy (NR
Tablets constantly on hand ard use
It whenever indigestion, biliouSness or
constipation threatens.
Cnlii.e laxative purges, cathartics,
such as oil, calo.ael, etc, which mere
ly force bowel action, Natures Remecy
exerts 4 beneficial influence upon the
entire digestive and eliminating sys-
tem-thc stomach, livcr, hoTe.S ana
even tho EiG?c%;. lis lurn"'H IS 10
promote vigorous AMI hG!'3lo"!nus ac-
That is W. the results which fol-
low the use o: Natures Remedy are
always 4 oH..:!itiui SURPRISE - tnoSo
who first t"y it. IL? action %a!lf
prompt ard thorough, is as l1i!d ana
gcnt!e 2"d. Il"a*a:st as HatAES nTr, ii,.
self. Gnl TIC thorough c!-1"Si3S tho
bodr roc".yHs h"i"'-.i 4 fn"ii:S OF
real rc!i,t and br:: TT such rs no
lay.t:.. III Q" ca:.I:tiC eve! pro-
Gu".Hl f." ;..i.'@:..'.
Ct Il - lux 0: Natures Remedy
(NI; wu'....D a:.d t:y' i. ..:":" IS no
III; in q. tx g. -: it must 80 You
jI"..r or bowl ,u",:i"!'.n Vii 'vC.' 1rs"l
or n"mcy i:,rl: Instantly. It is sold.
rua:ant... ;.nG rc-pu."irn'"i ~ E"ur
Druggist.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1920-03-17

tafners it was at first thought that The
Dublin Girls should be retained as q
title, but because their program In
cludes songs, stories and impersona-
tions Of many other peoples besides
the natives Of the Emerald Isle, it was
decided that the company should de-
rive its name from its own members
Miss Rich and Miss Werno.
Miss Rita Rich Immediately wins
the hearts Of her audiences. She is
we'll known for her representations OF
children and also as an impersonator
Of the grown-ups Of many countries.
AS q singer, in appropriate costumes,
Of the folk songs Of various nations
she wins enthusiastic commendation.
Miss Laura Werno, reader, pianist
and singer, has appeared In public
ever since she was eight years old as
a reader Of dialect selections. She ts
a clever pianologist and her character
songs always win hearty reception.
The coming together into one COM
pany Of two such entertainers assures
to their audiences thoroughly de-
lightful program, program which
sparkles with fun and Is enriched with
good music.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1920-03-17
NOW AND THEN

What is dollar? Foolish Ques.
t;on-you say? Not at all taese
days OF H. C. L. and profiteering.
Certainly q dollar isn't what 1t was
len years ago. 1t isn't what it Will
be i've years from now.
A dollar is what you can get for
it IN beans, BUTTERFLIES or bunk-no
more. no less. A dollar wouldn't be
worth anything Il you couldn't get
anything for It.
Ten years ago you bought, say,
bunk at one dollar r. portion. Now
bunk costs two dollars. That
doesn't mean It has doubled in val
ue. It means that your dollar ts
worth half what 1t was ten years
ago.
This h, therefore. not the time
10 spend too many Of your dollars.
They will bring you only half OF
what they are worth. This is the
time to ave them.
They will bring moro later on.
That b tAe history OF dollars. Val.
res run In cycles. A. surety -
ycv live ave years a dollar will be
worth moro than It 10 now. Maybe
twfcs ~ nHh. 90 when you ssvs q
dollar now you are perhaps saving
two deaisrs. Treat dollars - you
would any other commodity. Buy
them when they are cheap.
Stick svery dollar you can into
War Savings Stamps. Carrying 4
DOT cent interest compounded
quartsrly, . War Savings Stanp
bousht this month for $4.33 will BE-
worth So January !, 1894. By 1894
II the 4ol1ar b wosth twico ~ much
Is II il now you wM really have
ten d-:1ars for the A.33.
The Abbeville press and banner. [volume] (Abbeville, S.C.) 1869-1924, 1920-03-17

RIcH.WERNo Entertainers

Miss Rita Rich and Miss Laura
Werno, who entertained and delighted
Lyceum audiences as members Of The
Killarney Girls company, have been
engaged by the Redpath Bureau to ap-
pear together as new company to
be known as the Rich-Werno Enter.
tainers.
AS the Dublin Girls, Miss Rich and
Miss Werno have just recently toured
one of the big Redpath Chautauqua
circuits and their programs have ev-
erywhere been most cordially received.
In selecting q name for these enter
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1920-01-23
Variable Climate Best.

A variable climate has a stimulating
effect upon health and is in general,
much more healthful than a uniform
climate, even though the uniform eli
mate has an ideal temperature. A rise
In temperature may occur without a
proportionate rise in the relative hui
nudity, and in either case is said to
have a harmful effect on health. The
climatic groups showing the lowest
death rates are those where the tenn
perature averages about "a degrees
Fahrenheit, and the thermometer falls
to about 55 degrees or go degrees at
night and rises not much above 70 de-
grees at noon. Accompanying this
ideal of temperature there should be
a humidity that will average about 80
per cent for day and night together,
falling or rising with the temperature.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1920-01-23
The MonaoIs.

The "Mongols, Tartars or Huns" are
now generally held to belong to mel
Their "the Semitic, Hamitic or Aryan
races" The latest authorities divide
the inhabitants of the world into the
Ethiopic, Mongolia and Caucasic
groups. Central and north Asia, the
Balkans, parts Of Russia, Tibet, China
Japan, Finland, Lapland, Siberia, Hun
gary, the Malay peninsula, Madagas'
car, Philippines, are all peopled by
Mongols to which family are also
ascribed the North American Indians
and the Eskimo. We have travelled
far from the elementary teaching of
the old-school g~eographers you will
notice, though we are still compelled
to accept as characteristics of the di-
visions the colors black for Ethiopic,
yellow for Mongolia and white for
the Caucasic.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1920-01-23
That nstranue Herb Tobacco.

Tobacco and America were discov-
cred at the same time. The party Co
Iumbus sent forth from his ~caravels to
explore the island of Cuba brought
back the report that they had seen
men with lighted 1rebrands which were
perfumed with a strange herb which
they carried on their persons. The
strange herb" was first taken to Eu-
rope over half a century later by an
other Spaniard, Francisco Fernandez,
who had been dispatched by the Span
fish king to Mexico to investigate the
products of that rich country.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1920-01-23
ANCLESEA

Last Tuesday Mrs. Charles Heron
fell off the steps while getting a bucket
of coal and broke her wrist.
Among the Sunday visitors were
Russell Mollet, Crawford Humphries.
Marion Mckinley aud Leslie Smith.
Allen Grace bagged twelve black
ducks on Monday.
William Mcintyre and wife are go
ing to Philadelphia to spend the rest
of the winter.
A surprise party was held at the
home of William Streaker OH Wednes'
day evening.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Corson, of Gosh
en-, are visiting Linneaus Bright and
family on Chestnut venue
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1920-01-23
Sauer Kraut Supper

Tomorrow evening, January Gath,
from five to eight o'clock, a sauer kraut
supper will be served at Douglass
hotel, corner Pine and Atlantic AVE.
nues, for the benefit of the Liberty
building.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1920-01-23
WildWOOd&D Delaware Bay
Short Line X. r.. Co.
Notice of Annual Meeting

Notice is hereby given that the Annual
Meeting OF the Stockholders of the Wildwood
and Delaware Bay Short Line Railroad Co.
will be held at the principal office OF the COM
pany, in the criminal building, Oak and Phil
adelphia avenues, Wildwood, New Jersey, on
Wednesday, the fourth day OF February AID,
1920, at two O'Clock p. M, for the purpose OF
electing a Board of Directors, receiving and
acting upon the reports of its officers and for
the transaction of such other business as may
properly be brought before the meeting.
In accordance with the laws of the State of
New Jersey, no stock may be voted upon
which has been transferred IN the books of
the company within twenty coy days next
preceding this election.
OLIVER /. BLACKWELL,
Secretary.
Dated January IA, 1920.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1920-01-23

HOLLYWOOD M. e. CHURCH
Corner Roberts and Pacific Avenues
Rev. J. G. Edwards, D. D.
Preaching by the pastor at 1890.
Sunday-school, 2.3O.
Sunday evening service at 7.4E
O'Clock, preceded by Epworth League
song service at Z o'clock.
Prayer Meeting Wed. Ev'g, 7.45.
Seats free. All are welcome.
Five Mile Beach weekly journal., 1920-01-23
Thouqht Had Fled.

Robert was on the program for Chill
dren's day. When he got up on the
platform he grew red in the face, gave
one look at the crowded pews, and
stood there. Finally he walked off the
platform without uttering a sound.
When he got home I asked him what
made him do that, when he knew his
piece perfectly. "But, mother" he
protested, II looked at all those peo-
pie and 1 just got empty of thought
Exchange.
His Solution.
They were all crying at once, two
girls and a boy. Mother was trying
to mix her bread. Eddie" she said
to the little boy, "what would you
do If you were poor mamma and had
three crying babies and your work
to do, too2" WELL" he said, Judi
%ciously. ff l IA you I would frow
bofe the dirls out the window and
rock the boy to Sleep"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-03-23
MARINE MEMORIAL DRIVE ON

Mr.. N. H. TrimNe has been ap-
pointed Chairman of the drive in
this county for the Marine Memorial
and this is the week designated for
the drive. Montgomery county's
quota is 800 and it is thought this
amount will easily be exceeded. This
memorial should be literally given
to by all Americans, and especially
by those whom did not have the
privilege to offer themselves upon
the soil of France. Let's all give to
this worthy cause and thereby more
closely link ourselves with the great
French Republic.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-03-23
FIFTH ANNIVERSARY

J. II. Keller celebrated the fifth
anniversary of the opening of his
store in this city with an elaborate
dinner at the Delicious Cafe Mon
day night. Since opening in this
city the Keller Store has enjoyed
wonderful popularity and the rapid
growth is due in no small degree to
the courteous treatment accorded to
ALL After dinner the guests were
entertained with theatre party at
the Tabb Theatre. Those present
were the employees of the store, Mrs.
Isa Reed, Mrs. Jesse Flora, Miss
Mayme Porter, Miss Bush Barnes,
Miss Elizabeth Barnes, Walker
Bourne, Joe Keller, and representa-
tives of the three local papers, w.
Fl. Wood, G.. B. Senff and J. W.
Hedden, Jr.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-03-23
DR.. McvEY HERE FRIDAY

The next lecture in the University
lecture series will be delivered by
Frank L. McVey, president of the
Kentucky University, on Friday
afternoon, March 26 at 2:3O o'clock
at the Woman's History Club rooms.
Through President McVey's capa-
BILE and efficient management, our
State University is making rapid
advancement as an educational in
stitution and he is widely known as
a brilliant and eloquent speaker. His
subject is to be an educational pro-
gram and it is hoped that every one
in the town and county who is inter-
ested i'm education will hear him.
The splendid and enthusiastic au-
diences that have greeted the speak
ers of the University lecture series
is very gratifying to the committee
promoting the work and they feel
safe in assuring the public that the
best half of the course is yet to
come. l .t
The seating capacity of the room
will be- taxed for President McVey's
lecture and those especially interest
ed will find it advisable to come
early.
Prices of admission to those not
holding season tickets will be/25c.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-03-23
SENATOR NEWBERRY AND
SIXTEEN OTHERS CONVICTED.

Truman Fl. Newberry, junior q.
S. Senator from Michigan, was con-
victed by jury of having conspired
criminally in 1918 to violate the eIec-
ton laws. He was sentenced by
Judge Clarence W. Sessions to two
years Imprisonment and fined &c.
900, released on bond pending an
appeal and at once issued a state
ment declaring his intention to re-
tain his seat in the upper House un-
less that body decides otherwise, or
the Supreme Coort upholds his con-
viction.
Sharing the fate Of the Senator
were his brother, John S. Newberry,
and fifteen campaign managers, in-
Guiding Frederick Cody, New York,
ant Paul II. King, Detroit. Both
these men received the limit sem
tence with their chief.