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La libera parola. [volume] (Philadelphia, Pa.) 1918-1969, 1920-12-05
DAL GREATER PITTSBURGH
Il 'PITONESSO'

A Delfo, in Grecia, secondo la Mi
tologia. c'era la sacerdotessa di Apol-
10, che seduta su di un tripode, copper
to dana pelle del serpente Pitone.
proretizzava: era chiamata la Pito-
nessa.
Dopo tanti ami proprio qui, in
Pittsburgh 3D.. abba no 'oracolo, di
genere maschile g numero singoIare:
I'll Pitonesso della vecchia guardia"
I'ho seguito, Tho studiato, nella
vita pubblica privata, nella speran-
"a di trovare in lui qualche cosa di
nuono, opinando che egli fosse una
lyittima dele cfrcostanze deIl'ambleu-
Ite... che il suo atteggiamento a
"pitonesso" era dovuto a frutto di e.
sperien2a di conoscenza di uomini e
cose.
Come m'iugannavo!
10 spaccapietre Iiuguacciuto, SUI
peronesto, superyeggente superla-
two seminatore di zizzanie IA IL
profeta semplicemente per cattive-
ria. nata, cresciuta c pasciuta con
lui ed in lui.
Egli evangelical ogni domenica, di
mattino, lungo i marciapiedi; nellie
ore pomeridiane, fra una partita e
raltra di "tocco" di tressette.
Egli fece parte delrOrdine f. II.
Oggi tale istiuzione rappresenta per
lui la piu' grande accolita di PREF
zolati disonesti.... / suoi amici --
pochisslmi invero sono buona 0
cattiva gente, secondo il vento spira
Coloro che non 10 seguono sono del
farabutu matricolati.
Fa' disfa' reputazioni e.. ric-
chezze. Semi-analfabeta ed esponen-
te massimo dell'ineducazione, dice di
saper tutto 10 scibile, compreso quel-
10 politico - tenta dar lezioni di
galateo. Monsignor della Casa ---
e chi e. costui? Carneade?. o ami
ma pia di don Abbondio, diecelo
tu!..
Non so di psicopatia, ne di scien-
"a lombrosiana, pero' sono convinto
che il "Pitonesso" dovrebbe essere
.oggetto di studio da parte di qualche
illustre uomo di scienza.
Non entro nella di lui vita di IA
miglia, quantunque egli calpesti an
che i piu' elementari principii caval-
.lereschi, per colpire / suoi avversa-
rii.
Egli ha un viso di piperno, di bron-
70: 81 ficca dovunque puo' far mostra
di Sc, inyitato non invitato. Propo-
ne feste, festicciuole popolari con
sperpero di moneta senza risultati
morali ed educativi.
Sc fossil scultore 10 prenderei per
modello mel raffieurarlo come il GO
nio delI'oscurantismo, 10 spirito del
male, dopo, tale statua la met
terei dove egli sacrifica ALA propria
vanita' di microcefalo le migliaia di
dollari che ha raccolto sempre soto
"falsa pretesa" fra gil operai. Oh, 4
criminal sperperi fatti con la scu.
sa di certi Columbus day, celebrate a
scope politico! .
Ma certi giuochi durano POGO.
ed seguaci di questo campione.
senza valore sono ora ben pochi, per-
che la maggioranza ha capito che il
"Pitonesso'' vuol essere colto col GER
veIlo degli altri; grande celebratore
con la moneta non sua =, politician
te con appoggi che non ha. +. carl
tatevole con il cuore e la scarsel1a del
eoloni creduli facilmente trascina-
bill ad entusiasmi capziosi. Con un
sorriso stereotipato sulle labbra -
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allora resta ad essi di fare? Lasciar-
Ii brancolare mel tango?
#**
Fra disfattisti We ne e. uno di
Scranton che 81 appella ''un grande
delegate. Chi mai sara costui? E
quale fine recondito potrebhe avcrc
quel delegate mel persistere a preten-
dere che i component lie Iogge di
Scranton dintorni paghino da IS
"a 90 dollari ciascuno per acuuistare
ii terreno, oltre a due o treccntomi-
In dollari per erigervi gil edifici la
cui spesa dovrebbe pesare su tutti gil
altrl soci? Fosse, per case, GuelIone-
sto galantuomo che pretende le doppie
diarie che, a yolte, ia anehe il ri
formista, con badges, stendardi, coc-
carde ed altro ben di dio?
La conclusione e. che rOrdine del
Figli d'Italia in Pennsylvania ayra'
il suo Orfanotrofio; come 10 ayranno
utti gil aItri Stati; come 10 faranno
O 10 hanno gia fatto / preti cato
lici di Pittsburgh.
"se vol assisteste allie cause che
81 syolgono nenORPHAN COURT.
diceva la sera di domenica scorsa un
lmpiegato di essa al nostro direttorc,
led aveste il euore di pietra, vi 81
spezzerebbe a vedere tanti poyeri
bimbi italiani abbandonati a luro
stessi, senza che vi fosse una soIa per-
soma a raccoglierli; c / giudici 81 We
donO costretu a rinchiuderli, ca
rico della Contea di Philadelphia, ne
gil ospizi di lingue indigene". Per-
che questi orfani non potrebbero es-
sere ricoyerati, a pagamento, mel
rOrfanotrofio del Figli dItalia di
Pennsylvania?
N##
L. Aurora, di Pittsburgh, di cui
e. proprietario direttore lavvocato
Cianflone, ha pubblicato un comuni-
cato del signor Raffaele Di Clemen-
te. a proposito delI'erigeudo Orfauo-
trolio. In, prima pagina delPAurora
Paw. Cianflone ha commentato il
communicate con due colonnc Iii staff
rilate ben date.
il signor Di Clemente 81 era rivol-
10 anche LA Liberia Paroia', pre-
CANDIDA di ospitare il suo scritto.
Ma moi non abbiamo potuto accon-
tentarlo per non permettergi di fare
il giuoco del pochi disfattisti che
81 sono assund il compito di boi-
cottare TOrfanotrofio di denigrarc
dirigenu delTOrdine.
Lospitalita' 81 concede, per la pro-
pria difesa, a chi e. aegredito a mez-
20 della stampa ed a chi yuol discu-
tere sacramento un soggetto di pub
blica utilita'.
Ecco, intanto, rarticolo den'avv
Cianflone:
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Per GRtTare ed uSCiTG dagli
Stati Unit


II Dipartimento di state e state
informato che in motif casi cittadi-
nj americani naturalizzau mel lascia-
re temporaneamente gil Stati Until
non ST curano di munirsi del passa-
porto regolare rilasciato dale autori-
Ia americana, ma usano invece do
cumenH rilasciati dai rappresentani
consolari del loro paesi d'origine.
senza il passaporto americana 81 va
incontro a difficolta' con i rappre-
sentanti diplomatici e consolari al
lestero. Questi rappresentanti sono
impossibiltati a yistare document che
non sono stati emessi dal governo a.
mericano; poiche' COST facendo YER
rebbero a riconoscere tacitamente che
il possessore del passaporto e auco-
ia suddito del paese che gil ha rila-
sciato il documento per cui ST richie
de il visto.
II Dipartimento di State ha invita-
60 rccCntemente definitive i5truzi0ui
al suoi AGENT all'estero, incaricando-
ii di dare ai casi in parola Ia loro
massima attenzione. Ogni persona che
dichiarando di cssere cittadino a.
mericano naturaIizzato ST presenta
allie ambasciate al consoIati anne
ricani chiedendo II visto a documen-
ii diversi da queIIi che rilascia il go
verno americana, e. richiesta di fir
mare un affidavit col quaIe devo
spiegare Ia ragione per cui usa ur
passaporto diverse da Quello america
no. Sc lie raeioni non sono sufficien-
temente chiare, Sc appare che Ia
persona e veuuta memo agIi impegni.
assunti mel divenire cittadino ameu-
cano, gil agent dipIomatici conso-
Iari americani gil negherauno quail
siasi assistenza mel suo viaggio di ri-
torno agIi StaH Until. Sc invece le.
spicgazioni sono esaurienu, Tassi-
stenza non sara negata.
e. convincimento dele autorita'
che quando un cittadiuo naturalizza-
to trascuri di munirsi del passaporto
americana ed invece ST munisce di all
tro passaporto, commette un alto con-
traddittorio al giuramento di redelta'
fatto neli'assumere la cittadinanza a.
mericana.
lie persone che sono in reIazione
con loro congiunti quail beside
rino di venire negli Stati Until.
scrivano al congiunti stessi aver
tendoH che:
/. - Prima di imbarcarsi devono
munirsl del passaporto rilasciato dal
governo del paese da cui s'intende
di emigrare.
2. Devono presentare II pass7-
porto. di persona al Console q al |
Commissario Americana del district
.
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DUBOIS
NEo LOGGIA

Domenica prossima, - corrente
mcse. in luesta citta', sara inizats
la neo losgia fcmminils Colnelia,
deirOrdine del Figli d'Itaiia.
A dirigere la cerimonia sara nuo-
yamente fra moi II Grande Venerable
dello state signor Giuseppe Di Sill
vestro, durante Ia propaganda del
quale. che entusiasmo' lie nostre don
ne italiane II Labor Day, furono get
tate le prime basi.
Souo stati diramati inviti a lutte le
Iogge del dintorni G ST preyedc gran
concorso di consorelle.
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PITTSBURGH, Pa.
INIzIAzIoNE IN MAssA

Domenica, 2S Novembre u. S.. nell
la Moorehead Han, a Grant Street,
ebbe luogo una bella fiesta della Log
gia Cittadini Ilalo-Americani No.
.317, delTO. z. dI. di Pittsburgh, in
occasione della iniziazione in mas
sa di % nuoyi frateIH. Funse da A
RADIO il Graule Assistente Venerable
G. Brocato ed intervennero II Gran
de Oratoe Dott. A. e. Abbate ed fl
Grande Cuatore A. Certo; / rappre-
sentanti di varie Logge, ira i quail
.P. Bonacci, Segetario di Finanza del
la Pittsburgh No "A; Costantino Viii
lani. rappresentaute delle tire log
sc di East Liberty; Sam Panza, We
nerabile della Regina Elena No. $50
di Sharpsburg, insieme ad altri Gin
que membri della stessa; Antonio
Brancale, FIX Venerable della "a
Maggie e rappresentanti di attire
Logge.
vi furono applauditi discorsi del
rassistente Grande Venerable Bro
cato, Grande OratoIe DR.. Abbate,
Grande Cur. A. Ceto e Venerable
della Loggia Cittadini Italo-America-
nj Prof. G. Cato.
Furono in seguito servitl rinfre-
schi, paste sandwiches a profusio-
ne regno' la massima cordialita' ed
allegria inncggiando sempre al be-
nessere delrOrdine ed al suoi i'm
mancabili futuli progressi.
Diccmbre, 1920.
Mioba1a Wo,.rora
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Mel New Jersey
ATLANTIC CITY
ANNIVERSARIO

Gioyedi' prossimo. corrente me-
sc, ricorrendo il terzo anniversaric
della iniziazione di questa loggia Co
lombo, No. 783 derrOrdine FigH II
talia, 10 festeggeremo con discorsi
e trattenimento.
L'assemblea deliberava dl inyitare
il yostro direttore. che ne fu Torsa-
nizzatore, peche e desiderosa di riu-
dire dale sue labbra le nobni e
calde parole per il bensssere del no.
stro Ordine.
10 dicembre, 1920.
N. G. Origlio
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04
BUILT MANY CENTURIES AGO
Florids's Shell Mounds Believed TO
Date Back TO Before Beginning
OF Christian Era.

Florldns she'll mounds, which are
found In different portions ~ the
state, nrc unqucstlonnbly ~ human
construction. aud were probably built
by some race ~ people who Inhabited
the country nhout the beginning ot the
Christian era. These mounds were
found oycrgrown with heritage and
forest ms long ngO aS when the first
red man set foot In Florida. and the
fact that the deposit NJ earth above
them was sufficient 10 give place to
the root Of trees proved their great
age.
There have been found In MI these
mounds pieces NJ pottery lmhcddcd In
the shell conrlomerntr ms well ns nr.
ticlcs made ~ shell aud bone. rude
stone implements and many bones ~
Ash and animals. such ns deer. term.
pin. rabbits, nllgaiOrs and others.
There urc In the entire state nhnut
forty mounds, the most Important of
which are those ~ King Phillips town,
rear the outlet N Lake llurney
which nrc iiO feet long. from Ion Ia
ltO feet broad and with an average
height of eight feet.
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04

wireless message saying that every ef-
fort IL TO be made tonight TO recover
a haversnck that was lost this after
noon In No Mans Land"
ut can't he! II can't he! Don't you
realize. Schmidt. that II these notes
are genuine all our reckoning has been
wrong. that they're going 10 attnck
GAIA first, not nt Bcershehal These
notes refer TO all Alenby's conferences
for the past month. I'm certain
they're faxed. Why. look what those
prisoners told us only yesterday! And
their artillery preparation and wire
less activity"
There are still some papers In tho
wallet sir" said the younger officer.
'Ist mir egal." rnsps the other fierce
". Then. changing tone: "Gott In
hmmel What have we got hcreF
And he reads:
Dear X: Sorry we must delay
our little shoot rs I'm running down
10 Cairo for few days rest. Back
November 4. Yours, T. Allenby."
Schiller looks slowly from the let
ter TO the calendar.
The British offensive was expected
for October 2S. and here was the Brit
lsh commander. .in-chlef going AWAY on
leave
"Donnerwetter proclnIms the Ger
man. III this isn't becoming Yes
what Is itf"-this TO n junior officer
Just entered.
English prisoners taken NJ Fl Tug
ger say they were warned this after
noon about the loss OF haversnck.
n anyone found II. he was not on any
account to open II. but was TO send II
direct TO headquarters"
Schiller doesn't answer ms this fur
ther evidence ~ authenticity teens In.
Eagerly. almost feverishly, he re-
turns to the wallet. md takes out lis
remaining contents-a photograph. the
photograph 0f woman. written across
I'm endearIng terms, and letter.
Schiller reads the letter nvldly. On
and on. II tells Of the birth of a first
horn. Of little hands and little feet II
rambles on In that tender language
which only II young mother can make
her own. The letter is crirkled and
hns been clearly read and rerend n
hundred times: II Is letter In MIL
lion. Its loss could only be acci'
dental.
So reasoned Schiller!
The division that had been hastily
moved into reserve nj Beersheba was
NJ hastily moved back to GaIa.
ON October 2S We attacked the
weakened Turkish position Mt Beer
sheba and. MS all the world knows, car
rIed everything before us.
And the letter concerning the first
horn-the letter that saved hundreds
possibly thousands, Of British llye'
nnd went far TO giving US Jerusalem
md ultimately whole country
Has the little hospital nurse ut T.
Arlsh. with the glrllsh handwriting
forgotten all about III
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04

coast to the vicinity OF Beersheba. co
or 30 miles inland toward the desert.
In the push for Jerusalem. General
Allenby's grandiose plan hinged main
ly. II not entirely. on the swift and
sure reduction OF Beersheba. Unless
this were effected. the whole action
stood In danger of tizzling out.
Well. the Turks got wind OF Cen
eral Allenby's plan. and shortly he
fore II" day-the day of our offen-
sive-they moved division from GAIA
across into reserve at Beersheba. The
move about balanced the opposing
forces, numerically, in the vital Beer
Sheba sector. and so II became abso-
lutely necessary to do something 10
csrse the Turks to move this division
back to GAIA again or, for that mat
ter to any part Of the line rs long as
II was away from Beersheba.
The head of the enemy's intelligence
service opposite was one Captain
Schiller.
IN intelligence service exists TO find
out what your opponent contemplntes
doing next.
II now behOoved our intelligence to
make their-the enemy-intelllgence
believe that there was nothing TO fear
In the Beersheba sector. that the VI
tai attick was coming elsewhere.
Scheme after scheme was weighed
and found wanting. and the days we're
slipping by. In the end II was agreed
that one hope would be to devise n
means Of getting "faked" documentary
evidence through to Schiller himself,
and so to set the stage that even thnf
willy customer would he taken In. II
would be- risk. for should Schiller de-
eide that the information In question
had been purposely conveyed TO him.
that, In fact II was dope" we had
better far have left the whole afrair
most severely alone. But now. to re-
count tfls queer tale through It's de-
yplopment, let us reconstruct the
scene In Schlller's office. as we believe
II to have been enacted. that October
night following the discovery OF q
British hayersack by Turkish patrol
Schiller opens the haversack ant
finds inside some sandwiches, nm elec
tre torch and flask, n map and
wnllet and notebook combined. III
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04
METHOD IN THAT MADNESS
Why Dad Could No, Bring himself TO
Make seriou, Objections TO Ger.
aids smoking.

Henry"
Mrs Browns voice was stern. Mr..
Brown recognized the signs ~ com
ing storm. NJ he prepared 10 listen.
Il saw Gcrnld-our smoking n
pipe today actually. dirty. smelly
pipe" the poor woman ended with n
sob.
We'll, what cnn We do," exclaimed
her husband "Thc boys seventeen.
and has two dollars n week pocket
money. don't see"
You mean to say ,ha, you will al.
low him TO smoker why, It's sheer
madncssw
Henry nodded Then. nftcr wit.
Messing the unique spectacle ~ his
wife spccchlcss for once. he strolled
m into the garden, where be- came
across Gerald In n corner with the
pipe going full blast.
Hello. my boy" he cried "ThIs Il
something new. ism, ~ Er-hy the
way. I've lett my pouch In the house
Can YOU give m" nllf'
Then he. us he walked away puf
ilnr happily murmureh:
ut may be- madness. hut there's
method IN II. cnn see Grrnld's pouch
hcInr quite n money saver ro poor old
dad. Rchohoth Sunday Herald.
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04
Rheumatism Back on the Job
With Its Old-time Fury

until you cleanse your blood ~ the
germs thai cause the disease. \. So.
has NO cqunl NJ blood purifier, scores
u sufferers say that Z, has clcnns"d
their blood ~ Rheumatism, nnd r..
moved nll trace ~ the disease from
their system. \. ). $. Il an excellent
sysicm.clcnnscr II il not sold or rec
commended for vcnercal Diseases.
Get bottle of S. s. s. at your drug
store and set on the right trcatm"n,
to-day. II you want special medical
vice. address Medical Director. i02
Swift Laboratory. Atlanta, Ca.
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04
Calls Women Unmusical

Women are naturally mechanical,
therefore no woman Is really musical,
contcndcd J. Swinhurne Ia nm address
before the Musical association In Lon.
don.
ut Is commonly believed that wom.
ems brains nre just like mems and
that they can io everything that mcn
run do lust ms WE'LL" he said. "rhc
assumption ls quite unfoundcd. Won.
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04
No Let.Up in Its Torture.

II you nre afflicted with rheumatism.
why waste time with llnImrnts. To-
tions and other local applications that
never did cure rheumatism. and never
wlll1
DO not try 10 rub the pain away, for
you will never succeed Try the sen
slble plan Of finding the cause of the
pain. Remove the cause. and thsre
can be no pain.
You will never be nd NJ rheumatism
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04

On nrc rowhcrr In science, although
scientific training has been open TO
them for more than n gcn"rnilon.
"rt cultivation OF music 10y women
hlndcrs the development NJ the art.
one effect NJ the supposed musical
gifts of women Is that girls nrc taught
music. while boys nrc neglected In
this tralnng."
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04
Boomerang Hat

Spectators gathered opposite the
woolworih building In New York re-
Gently to enjoy the prnnks the wind
was playing on pedestrians turned
their laughs to cheers when n boom
erang hat performed few antics.
The hcndplecc cf n man walking south
was carried straight up FROM his head
until II was opposite the fourth story
windows There Il executed a gigan-
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04

The distance between
the Turk and ourselves at this desert
end of the line was sometimes as great
as eight miles. and frequently mount.
ed reconnaissance patrols were neces-
sary- the more so at this particular
juncture In that Allenby's push for
Jerusalem was due to start from day
TO day.
Followed by an orderly, the STAFF
officer rode about for some little time,
now consulting his leather.encased
nap. now scanning with field-gasses
the unendIng camel scrub and sand.
Suddenly-zip, zip, zip.-several rifle
shots rang out. and the officer half fell
from his horse, then recovering him.
self, headed about. The couple had
apparently ridden right on to Turk
ish post. and the orderly needed no
second word Of command as 10 the
direction In which he was now to pro
coed.
Before following him. however. the
staff officer swung round two or three
times In an effort 10 recover his haver-
sack, which had dropped TO the ground
rs he had tilted over when hit. But
the Turkish fire was becoming more
rapid, and he apparently was getting
weaker. Finally. the haversack had
to be left there on the sand under
the noses OF the Turks.
In the course OF the evening n
! GRO. something In this style was cir
culated throughout the three corps in
! line:
"URGENT-While on reconnaissance
patrol IN No Mans Land this after
noon. about q d 4, 3, stan officer
lost haversack. II found. the hayer.
sack Is to be returned forthwith TO
general headquarters without being
opened or It's contents examined In
any way"
Later an errlphered wireless mess
age added:
Determined efforts are to he made
tonight by troops In the sector In
volved to recover the lost hayersack
mentioned In q. II. q. No. l02."
That night the writer messed nt n
corps headquarters and was gree,ed
somewhat after this fashion: "Oh
Lord. Here's one OF these G.H.Q
wnllahsl Nice business this after
noon. Can't so out on patrol with
out giving the whole show away L
the Turks. Fourrl your blessed hnv
ersack YETI ! should say not! No
liSrly to. either! The old Turk''
fslrly gloatlng over II by now. Con
talncd the whole plan OF the push,'
supposei The fellow who dropped
ought to be strung up! PrancInl
about up to the Turk with operation
orders In his pocket"
on the GAIA front nj this perlo
the British line extended from III
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04
CALOMEL DANGER
TOLD BY D0DS0N
Says You Cannot Grpe, Sicken. or Savate Yourself II
You Take "Dodson's Liver Tone Instead

entirely vegetable and pleasant to
take aud is n perfect substitute for
calomel. 1t is guaranteed 10 start your
liver without stirring you up inside,
aud can not salivate.
Don't take calOmel, II can not he
trusted any more than n leopard or
a wild cat. Take DodSon's Liver Tone,
which straightens you right up aud
makes YOU feel fine. Give 1t to the
children because it is perfectly harm
Ice, and doesn't gripe.-Adv.
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04

CaiOme4 ioses you day! You know
what caiOn,el is. It's mercury; quick
silver. CalOnei is dangerous 1t
crashes into sour bile like dynamite,
crlmping and sickening you. Calomel
attacks the bones and should never be
put into your system.
When you feel bilious, sluggish,
constipated and all knocked out and
believe you need dose of dangerous
catomet Just remember that your drug
gist sells for few cents large bot
tie of Dodson's Liver Tone. which Is
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04
DURING THE REVOLUTION.

Shoes. 81 n pnlr, SAT-, s27 bush.
ell Butter. 10 shllllngs a pound! All
tile old women and young children nre
gone down to the Jersey shore to make
salt. Salt water II boiling nll round
the coast. and hope II will Increase;
for Il is nothing but heedlessness and
shlf,lessnpss that prevents US from
making salt enough for supply; but
aecessi,y will bring us TO II. Let my
eountrymen. make salt and live with.
~, sugar and rum.--John Adams.
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04

The A,hahascn river of British Nor1h
America has two important salt
brnnchcs. one Of which rises In nat.
urnl salt sprlnr and the other has It's
source In the Cariboo mountains
which contain ynst deposits of salt
rock. Another suit river, having It's
origin In n similar formation, Is one
Of the tributaries Of the Great Slave
river.
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04

tie circle and finally was blown square.
~ Into his hands MS he stood On N.
curb below. In It's travels the hn,
pissed womnn's hat resting IN win.
dow ledge, where II hnd been blown
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04
Execution Noted.

"Liber,y>ls not license"
"But Isn't license to get married
the liberty TO do sor
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04
Alibi

The Daisy Needn't pull me apart
to Nnd out II he loved YOU he would
send something more costly.
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04
Rivers That Are Salty,

There IL salt river In Australia
and another. the Rio Snlndo, In the
Argentine Republic Ia South America.
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04

There Is something the matter with
my woman when she I. willing to
let man do nil the talking
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04

A newly married man may he will.
Ing to attend his wlfes church. but
he continues to vote us he pleases.
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04

Louisiana has ~ Registered women
stniistlclnns. which exceeds the record
~ any other state.
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04

The average man Is poor judge
Of his own importance.
The Crittenden press., 1920-06-04
Sesnt Comfort

one possible service performed by
visiting wlfcs relatives II eating ~
much that there aren't ~ many left
overs for next day. Ohio State Jour
nal.