Tombstone epitaph. (Tombstone, Ariz.) 1887-current, 1920-01-25
SCREENINGS

Wl,y stage the Dcnl,Scy-C aipctier fight in tho
mint New y orl Post
tn" pallor bolshcTiks would do well spend
time IL the ll'nary-B Boston Globe
Persons who try wood alcohol cocktails will
never use anything ese.-Eh Philadelphia Inquirer.
Ebert SAYS the future of Germany viii be decided
this year lie is wrong Il decided wear before last
st. Louis Star
Mother necessity is rearing a family. Besides her
flrtb"n Invention. she has another offspring EconO
my.-St. Louis Globe democrat.
Lloyd George is said to be very musical, but
steal enough to harmonious results OF the Irish
haIp.-Norfolk Nirginian-Pilot.
Gne thing slre-it is very hard for anyone to
become addicted to the habit of drinking wood alcohol
Butte Miner.
W. are prepared for the information that the cen
takers. IN counting the of the country
finding so many red ones as of yore.-Newark News.
chip on Callanza's slOulder!' Nothing of the
kind. boy. That's his head.-Mnncapolis Journal.
These must be hairrasng days in New Orleans with
BARRIERS striking for 90 per cent Observation-Disclosures
Gazette.
In leap year the girl propose. In other years they
make the men propose. It's much the same thingCin
cinnati Timcs-Star.
Orr personal opinion is that there should be less dis
tnlhance in this country if had gotten rich Of
the
great many people who profess be interested iii
better working conditions are interested only in better
loafing conditions.
We have an idea that if Hoover is elected president
there won't be any doubt here abroad about who is
running things.
HE took drink of alcohol.
The kind that's known as wood
1t killed him and cmbalmed him,
And relieved the neghborhood
Strange ism it. how those anarchists who hated
America also hated to leave
There is unfortunate disposition in attend
much to the faults Of his companions which offend
him. than to their Projections which please hin-(r-
vile.
who DO YOU brand your cows L. S!'' the tourist
asked Farmer Whffletrcc.
because they've all gone dry
\ failure is who has Numbered but is not able
to cash in the experience
Enjoy what YOU have; work for what you lack
Ii opponents of increase in telephone want
to be certain of success they should take when
central gives us the wrong number.
The League of Nations and national prohibition got
into action the day. We may expect lot of dry
humor the result of both.
There is thing every wrestler throw.
Americans who clean their teeth and get their hair
cut all going TO vote together this year.
Beads. it is said, more extensively than
in the Summer: but the temperature drops. some
thing additional in the way of attire has been found to
be almost Indispensable
Suing fOG divorce. says that because he deS-
pises toothpcks and insists his right to dine his
shirt Sleeves his wife left him. Well it must be adj
intted, women particular
A mother induced burglar to give back her money
convincing him that she needed it. This shows that
there is considerable difference tcmperamentaly, be-
tween a burglar and profteer.
A former newsboy alien born. has beer elected
Mayor of Worcester Mass No. the place of his natl
witty Russia. If it had ben he would have OBJ
jected the preliminary of selling papers before trying
TO the affairs of the city.
Many threatened to leave the country when prohbi
ton took effect Experimenting with wood alcohol isl
about the quickest method.