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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22

u Fin55E-lGOM feet of lumber.
,,iaVs. pIaa. ! about 100 4-lighted
! aeveFssi sipSs 81 I4x28; 100 punches of
.stisl Va. uoors and castings. This
7'8sllddwin ,.:IS eaKen from the Pills
l@ SOca' S' mil null and is in good con-
i hcInSojIe jeet of hardwood floor
c. 44l4Sed 4 %si in this lot at $50 per
, parton. 34tf
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22

Tg SALE-Heavy lumber wagon.
ID tire. Lillian Brooks, Bar
1882
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22
FOUND

FOUND-Sum of money IN grano
stand at fair grounds. Prove pro
perty and pay charges. M. j. n1yr "
nolds, Orleans.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22

WANTED-Second-hand blcycie IN
good condition. Coaster brake. a: T., M; ac
Kipp, Orleans. o'-oo
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22

WANTED - Calfskins,
ond horse hides, also all kinds OF Junk,
I. Solomon, Water ST., Barton. 1o 6oth
phones.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22

I1s ! NibHet Nicbof Your sawdust at the
\, Per corJ i q Gross mill, Barton.
~ Barton" While it lasts. W. e.
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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22

|, ny st6sia 6SsAiaLE6-saturday, oc-
:; Stoves 11 secondhand fur
\ ny ad II dishes, tools, ETC.,
: Brennan - ms paper next week.
-, orleans. $3.50
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22

/ Park ana ddenrement to rent cor
: White. Elm streets, Barton.
0 37-38p
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22

ss sta.o,, ,SatLE-Steam a furnace with
2, Tooj !" neat all rooms. We can
ea,s 'Ya ,a,m from our farm, but this
s1g IVitulfes Iitife coal is reason for
3 Pslac.a.S large size Round Oak
SleS.s, Ss Crawford ranges. John
- newport. 3Stf
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22

=. r.H ,.;-4! .S;-44L!E-Splendid 1O-year-old
! n r'5.snlng sgg 300 lbs. Sound, good
=, 1I'gInQ purposes. Will sell
d I. Waterman, Willoughby.
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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22

WANTED-Good all-around DlacK-
smith. Steady job for right man.; an a.
w. Redington, Barton. oo-4o
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22

! .s5 I SALE y OR RENT-My build
d i. y G-over village known as the
- =. pace, equipped with electric
= - ,.. a.sn closet and spring water,
y. s"Eage room. c. II. Kimball,
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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22

ri II ~ SA.LE-5O US cords (about three
D ID :! ~ i.our-toot wood at r. R. sid
: n M 5iisS E north of Newport. $3.50
z r.. I; ~, y. B. cars. Guy Cour-
1IoFer. TIFF.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22
TO RENT

Of R. q eenIe1ment to rent. In
~ otlles, Barton. 34tt
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ii Ia SALE ALE OR RENT-Farm
eSs r' scfes' sugar and apple or
ehn oal1g water. Good house
q TT... ia Only two miles from Bar
but SS.. ~ On Westmore road. Good
escf -s15y Eoy on property. Also 18O
&r.,i "pUooiand poiand and pasture. JIM.
-' 0oh' 16tf
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22
WANTED

WANTED-Live poultry. Elrick
BARTON. io1
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22

WANTED-Girl for general work
in restaurant. No cooking. aeIr MIs'
Belle Kibby, Barton. ooe
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1920-09-22

!E~Best ST. AND REAL ES-
8 SuretvS Sfock 6 and mutual com
teal eststa ponds all kinds of vii
: ". tney wish to sell call
N, ,~uWln, Barton. 39tf
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Barton Closes Baseball Season.

Westmore, VT, September 20, 1920.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
, OCT ty =
Social Affairs Women Clubs !: Churches and Lodoe,

Miss Martha Klindt entertained at
Il o'clock luncheon at the Stoddart
today in honor of Miss Mary Plat, Of
Montezuma, who has recently an
nounced her engagement to Ted Bed
long, of Omaha. Pink crysanthe-
NUNS were used In decorating and
miniature bride was the centerpiece.
After the luncheon the guests were
entertained at tea by Mrs. A. r.
Lynn, 604 West State street. Guests
from out of the city were Misses
Constance, Gene and Mary Platt,,
Florence Mcdonnell, Edith McGil
and Elaine Anderson and Mrs. Mable
Share Cummings, Montezuma, and
Misses Florence and Margaret Cum
mings, Of Waterloo.
800
The first department meeting of
the Woman's Club was held Friday
afternoon at the home of Mrs. Talbot
Lennox, Ill West State street, by
"The United States and Her Posses
sions" is the topic Of the work for
the season and for the first meeting
the subject of Alaska, the Land of
Tomorrow" was taken up. Mrs. E.
T. Austin, chairman Of the depart
ment, led the meeting and interesting
and instructive papers and talks
were given as follows: Mrs. e. G.
Garland, Great Opportunities and
Industries: Mrs. G. w. Darling,
'The Cities and Social Life; Miss
Fannie Flower, "The Native Races,
and Mrs. w. M. Clark, Beauty
Spots of the Northland." After the
program refreshments were served.
The hostesses were Mesdames Len
nox, J. A. Whitacre, Fdward White,
Fred Pepper, P. III. Maley, Albert
Odett F. M. Thompson, A. G. Everist,
wv. F. Koontz, and Miss Fannie
Flower. Fifty members were present
and Mrs. P. l.. Friedley, of Waterloo,
who is visiting with her cousin, Mrs.
Talbot Lennox, was guest from out
of the city. t
The office employees of the Lennox
Furnace Company were pleasantly
entertained Friday night by Mr.. and
Mrs. E. G. Carlson, 542 North Second
street. Games and music were en-
joyed and Mrs. A.. l.. Goosman as
sisted in serving.
@ @ o
Mrs. r. E. James and Miss Helen
Abbott were hostesses at the home
of the former, 715 Noble street. Fri
day night at handkerchief shower
for Mrs. Christopher Mitchell, who is
to leave Sunday for Bakersfield,
Calf, to make her home. The time
was spent socially and refreshments
We're served by the hostesses and
Mrs. Kelly James.
The announcement of the ap-
preaching double wedding of Miss
Nell NJ. Gould, daughter of Mrs.
Hanna Gould, and John Ray Van De-
Venter, son of Mr.. and Mrs. ]. r. Van
DeVenter, and of Miss Marie Vos-
burg, daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. D.
J. Vosburg and Stanton Gould, son of
! Mr.. and Mrs. B. e. Gould. all Of Gill
man, which will take place Nov. 25.
was made at four course s o'clock
dinner Friday night at the Vosburg
| home.
| Mrs. r. j. Miller and Mrs. &. w.
Lawrence entertained eighteen mem
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
ANNUAL SESSION OF GRINNELL
ASSOCIATION OF coNGREGA-
JOURNALISTS NEXT WEEK.
DELEGATES FROM THIRTY
THREE CHURCHES COMING
Expected Fifty or More Will Come
for Two Days Convention-Sss-
sions Open at Congregational Tues
day Forenoon and Continue Until
Late Wednesday Afternoon.

Fifty Congregational preachers and
delegates representing thirty three
churches in central Iowa, will gather
in this city Tuesday and Wednesday
TO attend the sixty-fourth annual
meeting Of the Grinnell Association
of Congregational churches and min
listers at the Congregational church.
very interesting program has been
prepared which VIII occupy the time
from Tuesday at 2:3o. when the as
ISOLATION convenes. until late We'd
nesday afternoon.
The program will start Tuesday
with business session at which the
election Of officers will take place to
succeed Rev. Ross Mills, ofeWitten-
burg, moderator. and Rev. II. ]. Will
kins. OF Baxter. registrar. Following
the election OF officers the ordination
council win meet and the First Con-
gregational church at Grinnell will
Join with the association in the or
daining OF Roy A. Eusden.
The evening program will start at
1880 and after choral service, Rev.
E. w. Cross, Of Grinnell will preach
and communion service will be con-
Quoted by Rev. p. C.. Packer, Of Hart
wick. and Rev. II. j. Wilkins. of
Baxter.
Wednesdays Program.
After short business session at
$50 Wednesday morning there will
ba a proura N, ~ panarc ord %a1ro
along the theme OF the meeting which
is Pilgrim Principles in Their APP
plication to the Conditions OF the
Day" as these principles have affected
liberty OF religious thought and ex-
| perience. democracy in church and
state. educational conditions Of today
and the question Of church fedora
ton. Rev. w. w. Maxwell OF Victor;
| Rev. A. w. Sinden, Of Reinbeck: Rev
w. J. Warner, of Green Mountain;
Rev. Royal ]. Montgomery, OF Grin
\ nell, and Rev. A. w. Miles, Of Traer
Will speak at this service.
Closing Session.
The program will be concluded
! Wednesday with session starting a,
| 1880, which, besides business meet
ing. and general discussion, will in
clude papers by Rev. J. "A. johnson
Of Grinnell, on the Boston council;
Rev. J. g. Graham. OF Gilman. or
Pilgrim Principles and the Mission
any Program" and q report on the
work of the national committee on
evangelism by Rev. e. w. Cross, o,
Grinnell. Miss Grace Funk, OF
| Shaowh. China, will report on the
work Of the w. B. NJ. I. as will Mrs
r. L. Jones, Of Grinnell on the work
of the w. II. M. U.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
UNKNOWN DRIVER bitches
THREE AUTOS ON THIRD
AVENUE ROAD.
LOCAL WOMAN AND GRUMPY
CENTER MAN ARE HURT
Mrs. Harry Spring Suffers From
Shock and Vern Lynch Loses Two
Teeth and IL Cut About Face
Driver, Speeding Big Sedan, Fails
to Stop.

An unknown woman driving big
sedan car spread destruction~ along
the Third avenue road, six to seven
miles north Of the city. at & o'clock
Friday. Driving at an excessive
speed. the woman. who apparently
was alone in the car, turned three
Ford cars from the road in a distance
Of less than half mile and filed to
top to lend assistance or give her
aame to her victims. Only slight in
Jury was suffered by any Of the pas
sengers in the cars in the woman's
path. The cars and drivers who we're
met and run down by the woman
were:
Ford touring car, driven by vern
Lynch, OF Grundy Center, q member
OF the hardware firm OF Lynch &
Ash. OF Conrad. Car turned into ditch
and damaged, driver suffered loss OF
two teeth and cuts on face.
Ford sedan, driven by u. F. Thor
man. OF Conrad. Car turned into
ditch. lights broken, one wheel torn
off, Driver escaped injury.
Ford touring car. driven by Harry
Spring. OF this city. and occupied by
the driver and his wife. Car turned
into ditch. Mrs. Spring. who is in
delicate health. suffered from shock
Mrs. Spring was hurried to this city
and was under physician's care FRI
day night.
Woman 10 Not Identified.
Two OF. the Ford cars were travel
ing northwad and one was south
bound The woman driver OF the Sc
dan was coming toward this city and
refused to give the road. She did not
slacken her speed. It is said on ap-
preaching the other cars. nor did she
stop after striking them. Messages
were sent to this tcity Immediately
from nearby farm houses and a
squad OF police was sent to the Third
avenue road to intercept the driver.
The police patroled the road for
some distance from the city but
probably the unknown driver took an
east or west road soon after the col
lisions, as she did not come to this
city. The victims of the collisions are
unable to give a description of the
woman and coAld not get the num-
Der Of her car. The automobile she
was driving has been described as a
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
At the Churches

The following church services and
sermon subjects have been an
nounced for Sunday:
United Brethren. Rev. N. F. Hicks,
The new pastor will preach both
morning and evening.
Baptist. Rev. @. w. Kinsman--
Morning. "How to BE Happy, Though
Christian" evening. Grimes OF
Careless People"
Central Church Of Christ, Rev. B
+. Cato Morning, 1.-THE Providence
of God: Does the Bible Teach It?'
evening, Memory and He'll"
Church OF the Nazarenn, Rev. l.
A Whitecomb-M Morning, "Naaman;'
evening. Lost Love-"
Methodist. Rev. w. G. Crowder-.
Morning. Sunday school rally day;
evening, 1.-THE Redeemer."
Congregational. Rev. B. r. Martin
Morning. 1.-THE Value Of Failure.
and Disappointments;" vespers. GOD
and Jacob at the Brook Jabbok."
Spiritualist. Rev. Eva Mccoy
Subject, ''Can Our Ideals Ever Be
Made Real?" Service at 1880.
Elm Lutheran. Rev. A. ]. Anders-
No morning services. Evening, "De-
liverance."
State Street Evangelical. Rev. S
N. Ramige-Morning. "Ten Funda.
mental Teaching OF the Church.;
evening. 1.-THE Garnered Wheat"
First United Evangelical. Rev. j
q. Meloy--Morning, "Old Age Life,
Harvest Time" evening Lost ane
Found"
Friends. Rev. II. W. Cope-Rev
Henry +. McGrew. president Of Pen,
College will speak both morning ant
evening. Special music.
Trinity, Lutheran, Rev. Carl Hen
derson-Morning, ''Confessing Jesu
Unto Salvation"
Presbyterian. Row. A. ]. Laurie
Morning. what the Church Wait
to Bestow:" evening, 1.-THE Highes
Privilege to Which Heaven Invite
U.s.
Westminster chapel-service a
$3.50.
First Church OF Christ Scientist
Subject. Are Sin, Disease, an,
Death Real?"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
AFTER SUPPER SALE.
Springer lnauourates Money Savin
Event. Read tho Prices.

Springer inaugurates Money Saving
Event. Read tho Prices.
II you want to save money. and we
believe you do, come to our latter
supper, cash ana carry sale" this
evening. We can give you real bar
gains in groceries and meats.
We quote you the following prices:
Sugar, IA cents per pound; the best
50-cent coffee in the city at 40 cents
per pound: fine Virginia sweet po-
tatoes at cents per pounds Pills
bury's pancake flour, 6o-cent size. at
As cents: plenty Of fresh eggs at IS
cents per dozen.
In our meat department we offer
you the very best roasts, rib roasts
included. at Is cents per pound:
very good roasts at Is cents per
pound: boiling meat, 10 and IL cents
per pound. good cuts. Good pork
roasts, 80 and IS cents per pound.
and all other meats proportionately
low.
Car owners may park their cars
in front OF the store and avoid up
town business district congestion.
Hundreds of people are getting the
habit of attending our after sup
per" sales, so why not you? Spring
er's Grocery and Market. 8 West
North street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09

oers OF their classes of ST. Paul's
church school at the home of the
latter, at tea Friday. Halloween
decorations were used and games,
music and story telling around an
open fire furnished entertainment.
The board of the City Federation
has elected the following delegates
to attend the Fifth district conven-
ton of the Iowa Federation of Wom-
ans Clubs which will be held at
Belle PLANE, Oct 10 and 10; Mes
danes Susan White, H. j. Howe and
D. R. Jackson. Mesdames M. U.
Chesire, Mary Berriman and Ella
McKim were named alternates.
Members of the Golden Rod Club
We're entertained Friday afternoon
by Mrs: Peter Lathrop, GA West
Nevada street. Contest prizes were
Won by Mrs. G. Culbertson and Mrs.
Roy Cotton. The hostess was as
sisted by Mrs. w. E. Lathrop and
Mrs. M. r. Miller. Mrs. Margaret
Lee Evans, of IDes Moines, was a
guest.
o o o
The Ladies' Aid Society of West
minister chapel met at the chapel
Friday afternoon. There was an at
tendance of eighteen. After the bust
ness meeting the guests sewed carpet
rags and pieced quilt blocks. Re-
freshments were served by Mrs.
Harry Huber and Mrs. c. Nodland.
Mrs. ]. H. Hines, of LoganSport,
Ind, was a guest from out Of the
city.
% o O
The Baptist Ladies' Aid Society
and Mission Circle enjoyed an all
day sew at the church Friday.
Luncheon was served at noon and a
business meeting was held.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09

DR.. Gordon. osteopath ana obstetri-
eian. 21o Masonic Temple. phone -.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09

story. Then, at tho conclusion, he re-
turned the sword to its owner.
THANK you! That was very inter-
esting and quite enjoyed It," he re-
Piled, kindly. 'tBut, unfortunately.
bought the same anecedote once be-
fore with an old musket." Houston
Post.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09

Funeral services will be conducted
Sunday afternoon at o'clock and
burial will be in the church cemetery.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
ANNOUNCEMENTS,

The bible department of the Wom-
ans Club will meet at $3.50 Monday
in the public library.
The Covenant Daughters of the
Congregational CHURCH will meet at
1880 Monday night with Miss Cleme-
we'll Lay, - Denmead boulevard.
Miss Grace Funk, missionary from
Shaowu, China, will speak.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
Nn4iaa "a Ea.no.r.

We have for sale 200 head of good
feeding shoats, all double treated;
200 head Of feeding lambs and all
kinds Of cattle. II you are in the
market for any live stock, write,
phone or see Plumb Bros. office over
Larson's shoe store, phone Pill
Advertisement.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
Once Mas ENOUGH.

'This sword is very old" said the
curio dealer. In fact, Is more than
100 years old"
Indeed" said the customer.
AYE. It came from the battle of
Waterloo-that was in the year, 1915,
strand there's an anecdote goes
with it."
The customer listened patiently
while the old man recounted the
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
OLLIE MAN DIES.
Henry Snow, Of keokuk County, Dead
of Dropsy,

Henry Snow, Of Keokuk County, Dead
Of Dropsy.
Henry Snow, Of Ollie. who entered
the old peoples home in Marion
township Sept. 2, died at the home at
2:45 Friday afternoon, of dropsy,
from which he was suffering when
brought to the home.
Mr.. Snow was born in Illinois in
1850 where he lived until at the age of
II he moved with his parents to
Hutchinson. Kan. In 1893 he moved
to Ollie, Keokuk county, where he
lived until he entered the home. He
was twice married. He leaves three,
children and one stepchild, and broth-'
ers and sisters. Information regard
ing them was not known at the home.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
big sedan. The make OF the car Il
not known.
Damage IN Laroe.

Damage 10 Large.
The damage to the three cars is
believed to have been considerable,
altho no definite estimate Of the loss
OF the owners could be made today.
the Thorman car. This was the sec
damaged. left the road and shot into
row OF trees by the roadside.
A witness Of the Thorman accident
said 1t was surprising that Thorman
was not killed or seriously injured.
He said the big sedan was travelling
at an excessive speed and the driver
made no effort to stop after hitting
the Thorman mar. This was the Sec
ond car struck. the Spring car being
the last Efforts were being made by
the local police to identity the car
and driver.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
Gard Of Thanks.

Gard Of Thanks.
We wish to take this manner of
thanking our friends for their kind
ness and sympathy fl our recent be-
reavement. the death OF our wife and
mother. James A. Wright AMI Gam.
lily
The Washington times., 1920-01-30
What's Doing; Where; When

Address-By Esmonn De Valera, Presi-
dent OF the Irish Republic. Friends OF Irish
Freedom, 0onzaga Hall, p. m
Leoture-By Charles II. Mccarthy, OF
Catholic University, Knights Of COLUMBUS
Hall, COS street northwest, 1870 p. m
Entertainment--For mon In service
Community Service Players, Emory Church,
800 Georgia avenue northwest D. m.
Tomorrow.
Motion Picture Entertainment Under
direction OF Young Mems Christian Associa-
ton, Y. NJ. G. A. hut, walter Reed Hospital,
I;l5 p. m.
Glee Club-Blue Triangle Recreation
Center. Twentieth and d streets northwest
tii5 .. m
Psrty-Illinois state Girls Club. Blue
Triangle Recreation Center, Twentieth
and Il streets northwest. 8 y. m.
Dinner--Conferencs OF Business and Pro.
tessionai Women, Y. W. c. A.iis31 r
street northwest, y. m.
Bowling-rrestury va. Munitions No. y,
Community Service Club. No. 8, sls Tenth
street northwest, 9 p. m.
Bowling--Inoome rsx vs. Labor Depart
ment Community Service Club, No. q, 91S
Tenth street northwest, Q p. m
Dsnce--community sertio. Clvh. No. .,
sit Tenth street northwest, I1s .. N.
The Washington times., 1920-01-30
Beatrice Writes Problems Pitfalls Workers Here
Especially For Washington Women

date with him. or how Evelyn re-
fused to dance with him last night.
These trifits seem TO fill the entire
horizon of their thoughts, but what
troubles me is that they never
worry me in the least. / like girls
in general, in fact, I'm crazy about
all of them, and as a general rule,
they like me. / overlook all OF
their faults, and enjoy myself with
any one of them. Do you suppose
I will always take girls in this
light-hcarted manner? That is the
only question that rutfes my other
wise happy disposition. Am I doing
wrong in not looking for their
faults as well as their virtues? II
there is anything I dislike 1t is TO
hear young fellows talk about the
girls they know. and pick them TO
pieces, habits, clothes, beauty, and
all. They are seldom satisfied with
any OF the girls with whom they
have a general acquaintance. IL
seems that they see some fault big
enough to blot out most OF her good
traits. In my estimation, a girl is
a pretty good little pal. but just the
same q pal who is rather mysteris
Gus, and who 1t is safer to leave In
her mystery rather than try to un-
derstand her.
Am I wrong in tho way that I
always accept every girl I meet, or
would you advise me to change my
ways. lIAPPY.GO-LUCkY.
You'll undoubtedly have to be
yourself to the end of the chapter
and it is quite a novelty to find a
modern young man nowadays who
isn't always carping and critics.
ing, who isn't always wanting a
brunette to be a blonde, pretty
girl to be intellectual or a ballet
dancer to have brains. AS per-
feet example of that other type,
/ repeat a remark | overheard at
the theater recently. The little
comedienne was altogether charm
ing. She was pretty, she could
dance, she could sing and she had
great deal of charm. Her per-
sonality carried Her songs right
over the footlights and into the
whistles of the audience. A man
who never took his eyes from
her and who enjoyed every mo-
ment she was on the stage final
ly delivered his opinion: "She's
all right, but she probably hasn't
got any brains!" What if she
hadn't! A girl so gifted could, Of
course, very well dispense with
brains. OF course she did have or
she wouldn't have been such a hit,
even with her youth and pretty
face.
However, when you are really
in love, you will probably NOPE
Just as much as Willie or Sammy.
It's easy enough not TO care one
way or the other about a girl un-
ill the girl you're crazy about
comes along. Then If she wears
an atrocious hat or talks jazz all
the time, you're probably going
TO be just as critical as the next
one.
The Washington times., 1920-01-30
Answers to Correspondents

You remind me of the delight
fully heartless and worldly young
woman who said she didn't see
why it wasn't just as easy to fall
in love with a rich man as with
poor man. You think you might
just as we'll love a handsome man
as an ugly man. Remember, my
dear, all life is a matter of COM
pensation. II you must have
young Adonis, you must be ready
TO take him "as is" as they say
in the department stores. / never
saw a handsome man yet who
wasn't very much spoiled, who
hadn't been so run after that he
was content, like many beautiful
women, just TO be handsome and
let the young ladies do the rest,
even to the love-making. All his
tory shows that the ugliest men
have been the most interesting,
probably because not being good
looking, they had to be and pos
sibly, too, because when Fate de-
MED them looks, it gave them
brains.