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The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-02-22
FOR sALE-HoUses
,COLORED PURCHASES.


Kenyon ct N. w. T~o-story,
rooms and bath, colonial front brick.
rSos ss ana s's ss.. .r s.rS p nis. sss
Cash. u,sesi balance easy.
Sixth ct. ". w. seven rooms and
bath s-story brick hot-wstsr heat
gas light Price. $500. Cash. $1,000;
balance easy.
l. 81. n. W. Brick; & rooms ana
bath; good condition; gas light. Price.
ss.lso. Cash. $500; monthly pay
lsth ct. n. w. Two-story. 6 rooms
and bath brick: good condition. Price.
1850. Cash. $500; $40 monthly.
Harvard st. N. W. siI rooms and
bath brick excellent condition. fur-
mace mace heat. . gas llsh'; soeS y.Ie . TO
400; $50 monthly.
me condition. Price. $1,000. Cash.
loco; $50 monthly.
Oregon ave. N. w. Nice s-room and
bath brick: In excellent condition; Inn
mediate Possession; hot-wster heat:
electric light; now vacant. Price.
1880. Reasonable terms
psf. n. W. Good e-story and base
ment brick; . rooms and bath; gas
light; latrobe heat. Price, 5000.
Only $500 cash; balance easy.
Eighth ut. N. w. Brick house. con-
tanning six large rooms: latrobe heat;
gas light; large front and rear yard
1880. and on your terms.
Third ut. 8. e. Nice . rooms; two
story brick; lstrobe heat. Price,
$500. Easy terms.
Second ut. n. r. Good s-room brick:
lstrobe heat; gas light; lot 1890.
Price only $500. About $500 cash;
monthly payments. SIS.
ments OF rooms and bath each: all
in good condition; brick construction.
Price only $500. Cash. $3.50; monthly
payments. a35.
BRADFORD AND COMPANY,
335 Southern Bldg.
Telephone Main 5877-5878.
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Classified
FOR SALE-HOUSES
home BARGAINS

home BARGAINS
On l Street Near North Capitol
10 rooms and bath. good reomins
house section.
Price, $3.50
5000 Cash. Balance Monthly.
Northeast Section
Corner house. rooms ana path not
water heat. Room for gaTsss
Price, N,76o
Beautiful Detached House on
Girard Street N. w.
10 rooms 8 baths Brick garage This
house is ip dss ..r ss sScsn nT b.
appointment from this onies
Price, 5000
Cash. $4,000.
Center Hall House
Stone porch front. white stone snd
S sss ssG:rDs n.sn sh. .ns s'; Gree,
look over Massachusetts avenue ~ rooms
baths Steam heat Electric xnts
rHepiaccs. oefNahes suS
Price, $4,000
Worth $4,000 More Than Asked.
On Florida Avenue N. +.
s rooms and bath. Pressed brick. Bay
window front. Three rooms deep. Fur
Price, $3.50
On Conduit Road.
50 acres. mostly In fruit. moderh
s-room and two bath frame house. SER
heat, 3 large porches. garage ana chicken
house. One block from cars.
Price, $l2.50O.
On Quincy, Just off North Capitol st.
rooms and bath. Steam heat. rooms
deep. Possession in ninety days
4. Price, $3.50
Central Northwest.
roomc and bath; furnace heat. Vacant.
Price, $3.50.
New York Avenue and First st.
TwO-famlly apartment. rOOmS anu
bath first moor: rooms and bath second
noor. Separate heating plants.
Price, $500
On Kenyon st. East of Georgia Ave.
SENT detached, modern, rooms and
bath, box type house Hot-wster heat.
Electric lights. Hardwood noors. Lot s6x
ia. Possession.
Price, $500
On Staples Street N. f.
rooms and bath. Electric lights. Hard
wood doors Furnace heat Colonial front
porch. Possession.
Price, $4,000.
Park Place, Overlooking Soldiers
Home Grounds
srooms and bath Hot-water heat. Eiec.
trio lights. Sleeping porch and Colonial
front porch. Stationary tubs servantS
toilet. Possession.
e Price, $500
ALLAN E. WALKER & CO. INC.
813 18th st. d. w.
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Possession Within Z Days.
beautiful brownstone front home
OF rooms bath, hot-water heat, large
front yard. scni-detsched. Located .
near 9Th and n. Car. ave. s. f.. Price,
$500. $1,000 cash Near Lincoln
Park.
Bloomingdale.
colonial home OF 6 rooms, hot:
toilet, hard wood floors, cold storage
room and space for garage. Immedi-
ate possession. Price. $3.50. Terms.
$3.50.
Just south of You street rooms;
furnace heat; good size lot to wide al
ley: sefni-detached: on Caroline street,
between 18th and 18th streets: almost
. downtown property, About $1,000
cash. Immediate possession.
$1,000.
ON Nd. ave. " F.. in the 500 block.
Nine rooms; latrobe heat; room for
double garage. and one. OF the finest
locations on this bcsutiful street; a
good, wide house and great location.
About $1,000 cash.
$3.50.
On Adams st. N. W. Eight.room
garage. Immediate possession.
j. d. CARAVAN,
Dist. National Bank Bldg.
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Phone Main S1S7.
s. BELOFF

Real Estate and Insurance
921 18th st. N. w.
Room 202.
No Fila. ave-; very nne: 10 rooms and
bath: INV. b: hrst-class condi-
ton. Price $500.
No .-vacant; on X ct. near N. Capitol
ct. extra large; 10 rooms. baths;
INV. h; newly papered- Pfics
$500. Good termA
No s-P st. near sth: one of the NEST
modern; 9 rooms and bath; NV.
h.; immediate possession. Pr'cs
No 18th st. near N; 6 rooms and bath:
frst-ciass condition: big yard to
alley. Price $3.50.
No 5-M st. near 5th: rooms and bath;
latrobe heat: nnest block on n ST.;
Immediate possession. Price $4,000.
Terms
No~7-vaeant: corner on @ st. N. f.. on
1900 block: rooms, store and con-
crete cellar: pressed brick. Price
$500.
No trouble TO inspect tho above menN
toned property. have property for sale
all over the city ranging in price from
q. 500 TO $4,000.
S. BELOFF
Real Estate and Insurance
921 18th st. N. w.
Room 202.
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Columbia Heights
S13,600 +

This property 10 thoroughly mod
ern and complete throughout; cor
ner residence on itth st.. north
of Park road: 10 rooms and
front and sleeping porches; hard
wood neors and trim: double ga
rage; immediate possession. Terms
rossona BILE.
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SOME OF THE BEST OF
OUR RECENT LIST1NGS.
$500
An elegantly located S,room and os.n
home in the NORTHEAST; eonven-
lent TO car lines. In excellent con-
dition. Semi-detached.
s.room and bath home in BLOOM
INGDALE. orrered for quick sale On
easy terms.
on Avenue in the NoRTHEAsI, IN
bath home; colonial porch; nv. NJ
room for garage Easy terms. lmme-
date possession.
$3.50
Two-famiiy nat in BtOOMi y,
sacrifice for quick sale
$4,000
s.room and bath home In good
NORTHWEST location; INV. h.; room
for garage. Bargain.
$4,000
A brick and stone trimmed corner
home on prominent avenue IN me
NV. h. Easy terms Immediate pos
scYion.
$4,000
s-room and e-bath residence in MT.
PLEASANT: INV. h.; electricity;
sleeping porch: double garage. I'm
mediate possession.
$12,50O
lO.room and 2-bsth home In WASH
INGTON HEIGHTS; newly papered
and painted: INV. h. and electricity;
brick garage. Terms
$4,000
MT. PLEASANT. west OF ltth; de-
INV n and electricity: deep lot to
so-ft alley. Possession will be given.
$4,000
l0-room and bath house, suitable for
rooming purposes, I'm DOWNTOWN
section, within walking distance Of
Government departments; INV. h.
Reasonable terms
HOWARD & HINES
incorporated
734 10Th Street N. w.
Main 730-731-732.
Good Location in Brightwood.
Seven rooms. hot-water heat, gas and
cleo sent detached stucco, double garage
side driveway, lot A6Nib0 feet. possession
price, $500. $4,000 cash.
j. ID. CARAVAN,
Main 1929.
FOR COLORED PURCHASER
VI ST. NEAR 2.TH ST. N. w.
Groom and bath brick house. with colo.
nial front porch; large back and front
yards; house In In perfect condition.
PRICE, $4,250. TERMS.
Apply Sales Department.
THOS. f. FARRELL,
i97 Woodward Bldg. Phone Main 7ss
If yoU WANT TO BUY OR SELL REAL
ESTATE talk II over with
NJ. r. MORGAN at q. n. zANTzINGER
BIG BARGAIN
Mass ave, near Lincoln Park: best To-
cation: = rooms, brick and stone house
no, water heat. ALI modern I'm proveme en- 4
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EVANSVILLE. MD.
FOR SALE-fARMS

FIVE acres. very fertile; valuable orchard
OF 200 trees; worth $500 yearly; SMALL
home. outbuildings; vacant; ten miles Va
s2.100; $1,000 cash. GEO. c. WALKER,
Kenois bldg, 18th and SITS. after p. IN
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TWO-FAMILY FLAT near 18th and Col.
rd.: first nat. rooms and bath, rent
$40: second nat, rooms and bath vacant
about March 1; separate heating plants;
large back yard to paved alley plenty
room for double garage; hot-water heat
and electric lights. For sale by owner.
$4,000; $4,000 cash, balance monthly.
BOX 2i7. Times office
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Petwoth
1920

A modern s-room- and bath
house; located near Grant circle
noors and trim; screens; alley side
and rear; space for garage; semi
detachod; vacant. and resdy for
immediate delivery. Terms. t,,bos.
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FOR SALE-HOUSES

$4,000
~ rooms. . baths, INV. a.. electricity;
room for garage. In excellent condition.
vernon st. near isih $500 cash
Twenty-nrst ct. near o N. W. rooms.
b-w. h.. electricity. double sarsse, Owner
occupant Nearly 90. $4,000 cash
Two-fsmily apartment. Bioomin sdale.
5 rooms. bath and . rooms. bath. Separate
heating plants. Owner occupant. $500
cash Possession with title.
$1,000
Newton St ~ W. near n. II. ave,
tached. Room for garage. owner oecu-
pant Possession 80 days 5000 cash.
ST. ~ w. tBLOOMINGDALED
Eight rooms and bath. semi detached.
Good lot TO paved alley. Room for garage.
screened sleeping porch. Newly papered
and painted. $500. $500 cash.
i. M. WILLIAMS,
7zs 18th 81 N. W.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-02-22
American Poultry Almanac

American Poultry Almanac
our 1920 catalogue FREE. How we breed
the 3OO-egg hen. Scientific facts plainly
told. Each months routine. Feeding Tor
winter eggs. How We Win Medals at Egg
Laying Contests. HOPEWELL FARMS,
Box 5, Hopewell. y. j.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.: Sheppard's strain
only two left: eggs for Matching. $3.50
cath st. y. Il.
SHETLAND PONY-Thoroughbre new
pony cart, rubber tires and harness; fuliy
equipped. Phone Bethesda 9S.
PET Bantam Rooster and Hen; suitab'
for children Call afternoon. slS First
st. y. w. Phone Main isl
REDUCTION SALE Of high -Erade Hol-
stems and Guernseys: eight OF the
Guernseys are pure breed: this is ono OF
the best producing herds in the state {;
strictly 4 to 6 gallon cows, herd now aver
aging 3 gallons milk per day: these cows
are 3 to years old T. II. tested; not a
reactor in three years. will sell as a whole,
rs or 80; you can make your own selection
Of fresh cows and heavy springers
FRANK SHORTER,
West LynchburgA Va.
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Columbia Heights
$4,000

A brick dwelling. containing s
rooms and bath: furnace heat.
gas; front aud rear porchss: CON
veniently located. Terms, S1.eeo.
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Columbia Heights
$3.50

A two-fsmiiy apartment, near
nth and Otis streets, OF 8 rooms
aud bath each; furnace heat. gas;
semi -det4ched; large lot: side and
rear alley: double rear porches;
one foor occupied by owner, other
rented At $3.50 monthly; terms
can be arranged.
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7l3 l4th ST. N. W.
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SHANNON 4 LUCHS,
Columbia Heights
$1,000

A wsli-arrsngsd ana desirable
dwsllins. nicely located and con,
beth; furnace heat, gas Terms,
u.eeo.
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On | Street Near North Capitol
10 rooms and bath. A good roomins
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SPECIAL NOTICES

I WILL not be responsible for any debts
contracted by any other than myself
w. J. PITNER.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-02-22

Northeast Section
Corner house. . rooms and bath Hot
water heat. Room for garage
Price, $4,7b0
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Columbia Heights
1850

Here is an opportunity TO buy a
low priced modern home In . new
house section Of the northwest;
8 rooms and bath: furnace heat.
gas. Terms. $1,000
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A beautiful and delightfully."- ar
ranged residsnce near Conn. ave.
10 rooms ana . baths: hot-watsr
hest. electricity; front. side aud
stantaneous water heater immsdi-
ate possession can be delivered
terms moderate: phone US regard
ing an Inspection of this property.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-08-18

from Seattle to Los Angeles in the
height of the western baseball sea-
son, while the midwest and eastern
campuses are still covered with snow
and mud.
in this way they will easily be-
come acclimated and get used to the
food and travel that play such big
part in the success of a team. When
the Japanese boys go east, look out
for them, for they will be in the pink
of condition.
This careful program is an indi-
cation of the rapidly rising interest
in baseball which is felt all over the
island kingdom. Waseda was the
leader in this movement some 20
years ago. Now every school in the
land boasts of its numerous cham
pions' who hope to show their talents
TO the world Native coaches are
turning out pitchers, batters and
felders capable of holdingSplaces On
any American college team.
"Signs of an attempt 20 com ner-
cialize baseball, however, are in sight.
A group of influential men, trained in
America and longing for the good cid
fan days when they could enjoy a
fine game every day, plan to place
the game upon a higher professional
level They have purchased large
field near the center of Toxic and
plan to erect stadium there seating
10000 people.
IF a representative of these capt.
talists, now in America is success
full the stadium will be opened by two
eff our league teams at the close of
the present season here. At the
prices recently charged at the Chica-
go-Waseda games, $3.50 to SO cents
per seat, such a trip by American
professional mines would prove
real money-maker for the japanese
promoters.
"As yet the semi-pro does not exist
in Japan. But if the further plan
carries to have teams organized In
all the leading city centers and tenn
porarily trained by American college
graduate coaches, the Oriental king
dom and it's far-fung dependencies
will fairly go wild over baseball.
eff these plans, both ambitious and
difficult of realization, do not ma
ture at once, a milder program with
an amateur college league as the cen
ter of interest will be substituted. Ev-
cry lover of pure amateur sport in
Japan hopes this latter idea will pre-
vail, thus preventing long and inev-
table train of evils which would fol-
low commercialization of the game
1t would be pity, in any case, to-
lower the splendid standards of
sportsmanship for which Professor
Abe and his colleagues have worked
so long and hard"
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-08-18
JAP NINEPLANS
INVASION OF U.S..
Oriental Baseball Stars
To Be Seen In Action
Next Year

CHICAGO, Aug. 18-Japan is
planning one of the most ambitious
baseball invasions of the United
States, next spring and summer, that
has ever been recorded in the annals
of international athletics. At the
same time a group of wealthy Jap
anese business men are hoping to
persuade two topnotch American
league teams to visit Japan for an
extended series of exhibition games.
This news Of baseball in Japan is
brought back from the Orient by Pro-
fessor Fred Merrifeld, who piloted
the University of Chicago rine on its
recent tour of Japanese universities.
"Waseda University is getting
ready for trip clear across the Unit
ed States" said Professor Merrifeld.
Heretofore Waseda and Keio have
played only on the west coast and in
the middle west, but this time the
Waseda men hope to arrange games
with many of the leading teams in
our eastern states.
Professor Iso Abe, the father of
baseball in Japan and dean Ct the
colleges at Waseda, assisted by Pro-
fessor Bennington of the same i6sti-
tuition, will be in charge of the trip.
"The japanese squad expects to
spend nearly five months getting
ready to tackle the American college
team and with one of the most clever
and hard working sets of players in
their history, they promise to win
their full share Of games. They plan
to start from Toxic in mid-winter,
spend two weeks or more in the Won
derful spring climate of Honolulu
playing against the versatile Japan
ese. American and Chinese teams of
the island, then tour the west coast
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-08-18
Reynolds Coming For
Thursday Game Here

The Americas Outlaws" who de-
feated Reynolds last Friday in that
city by score of 7-2 following a 80
victory here last Thursday, will play
the same team here tomorrow after
noon at the playground, it was an
nounced today by Manager Charles
Payne. Tony Pantone and Monohan
will be the battery for Americas.
The Outlaws scheduled game with
Ellaville for Tuesday was called off.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-08-18
12-Pound Turnip Is
Grown In 28th District

A gigantic turnip, the largest ev-
er seen by a great many who viewed
it, has been placed on display in the
front window of the Chamber of
Commerce headquarters. 1T weighs
IL pounds and 2 ounces and was
grown by P. W. Wimbish of near
Andersonville, in the 18th district.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-08-18

Milledgeville, was in Dawson SUM-
day and preached two forceful SER
mons to large and appreciative con-
gregatiOns. DIR. Wilkinson made fine
impression and has been extended a
call by the local church, and has it
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-08-18
CALL DR.. WILKINSON

DAWSON, Aug. 18-Dr. ]. C. Will
linson, an able and popular Baptist
who has for the past three
years served the Baptist church at
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-08-18
LESLIE WINS AT CORDELE

A number of Americas fans went
to Leslie this afternoon to see the
third clash of the game series be-
tween Leslie and Cordele there. At
ter losing Monday to Cordele by a
score of 6-3, Leslie won at COrdele
yesterday 6-2.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-08-18

Twins are more common among
mothers between 25 and 35 years
than at any other ages.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-08-18
under consideration.

under consideration.
Before going to Milledgeville DR..
Wilkinson served a church at Column
bus for seven years. He is a native
Georgian and has given distinguished
service to his church.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-08-18

Women factory workers in Japan
outnumber the men by more than L.
100000.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-04-03

INHEltE are afternoon gowns and
afternoon gowns, some of them
10 brilliantly designed and executed
mat they are not abashed in the com.
pahy OF ambitious dinner dresses. Rut
the afternoon gown most sought after
Is the less dressy affair that claims
elegance and distinction in design
while it remains unobtrusiye and Sim
pie.
Two beautiful afternoon gou,ns
shown in the picture above are indi-
cations of what the spring has in store
These are made of dark-colored yyooI,
en- materials and employ embroidary in
SIX, but they use these familiar thin
in new ways.
AT the left of the two thero 10
dress which may be made Of eo.ne
gabardine, duvetyn, or any stonIo ree,
goods, that is to be recommondod ~
cause 1t can be worn with n tom.
now and later without one T. y.
ages to be very original and vorr n,-i
pie depending on scalloped edgos ' nn,
narrow-knotted fringe for the ,, anu
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-04-03
PLAN UNIQUE FOREST SYSTEM
New Workers Aim to Make County
One Continuous Park, and Have
the Trees Pay Taxes.

To make the lOaiing acre work is
the plan of Otsego county, New York,
which has started campaign to plant
forest of 100 acres on the waste
lands in each of the ~ townships of
that county.
The plans, says the New York Times.
are to develop county system similar
to the city park plan. with its har-
mOniZed system of connecting boulc-
wards The project involves the de
velOpment OF a comprehensive highway
system.
The forests will be located so that
they will serve as green nature sign
boards along the highways, to adver-
tiSe to the world that the county has
its own forests, owned, planted and
maintained by the public for the fu-
ture generations.
As the trees mature they will pro-
vide in the future an income which
will mean an actual cash return TO
serve rs an offset against taxation.
European towns often pay the cost of
operation of their government from
their forests, having no taxes. but this
requires a greater area of forest than
IS proposed for OtSegO.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-04-03
Self Evident.

The popular author sat i'm his study
his brow creased In thought Across
the fiat desk his secretary waited. pen
poised above notebook.
"Ah!" said the author ut last. his
face clearing. 81 have il, We will be
gin. Take this: John Smith was an
exceptionally intelligent young man,
Woodworking, unmarriedr y"
The author paused abruptly and
frOwned. No" he said. there's
something that's wrong i'm that"
He paced the length of the room.
"Ah" he suddenly exclaimed. "Of
course! Strike out 'unmarried.' please.
and we will go on"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-04-03

you a wave as a wedding gift. will
get you the finest wave in the whole
ocean and you can have it to use as
you like"
Miss Penguin turned her head to-
wards Mr.. Johnny Penguin. All the
other penguins were watching. Mr..
Johnny wished he could talk to her
alone. He wished he could tell her
what fine mate he would be without
all these creatures looking on. He
found himself quite shy with so many
around.
What in the world, or on the is
land, or In the ocean. or under the
stars or the moon or the sun will | do
with a wave Mr.. Penguin" she asked.
All the other penguinS had begun to
litter. Mr. Johnny Penguin didn't
know what to say.
He thought for a moment and then
raising his head he said in a loud
voice, at is a gift such as no other
penguin has ever had. am doing YOU
great honor when ! offer il 70 YOU"
Miss Penguin burst out laughing.
II wouldn't have it," she said he
cause | couldn't have it. You couldn't
get wave If you wanted to. They
belong 10 the Ocean-all waves do.
You could no more get 1t for me than
you could get the moon or the sun or
the stars or the trees. What nonsense
You do talk. Mr.. Penguin.
when creatures promise to get
what can't be gotten they show they
will not be good mates. They are try
ing to reach for the moon and crea-
lures who do that get all out Of Joint.
Sorry, Mr.. Penguin. I cannot accept
your engagement ring"
But what is the matter with II.
Miss Penguin?" asked Mr.. Penguin.
"Surely YOU cannot but say that il is
nice stone"
There is nothing the matter with
the stone" she said. But do not
like the giver. Pray leave mel You
see ! have not picked il up and so you
know that is my answer. If wanted
You ms mate ! would have accepted
i . stone YOU brought me-"
which indeed she would have done.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-04-03
Identified.

1t was-a-eaIslls--sais
was Speeding homeward at a terrible
rate.
"What road have you taken, James?'
cried Mrs. Blithers, as the car jOlted
her high in the air.
"The regular boulevard, Mrs. Biith-
erS. returned the chauffeur.
but | never noticed all these thank
you-marmS Of the boulevard before"
protested Mrs BlitherS.
"Oh," laughed the chauffeur. those
were not thank-you-marmS, Mrs. Blith-
erS! They were inst few people who
couldn't get out of the way"
WhercupOn Mrs. Blithers laughed,
too. What q drOll mistake II was. to
be sure Pittsburgh Sun.