The Coconino sun., 1920-09-24

| different, as you have often told me-"
 She reminded him there is the right kind of girl somewhere "who will be just the kind of a pal you like."-- Los Angeles Times.
 Boyd managed the summer resort at Lake Mary some years ago, and was well known here.
 actual case of a person blowing his brains out by looking into the muzzle of a gun to see if it was loaded ?-- Gene Henderson.
 of men getting the tops of their heads blown off that way.
 No matter if you do have the name of being dead-beat; you can run for office just the same. But you can't run far after people find you out. And they will.
 Very many things in this world would go more smoothly if every one would do his level best.
 There's divinity that doth hedge king; but put three other kings and an ace in the same hand and there1l be no hedging.
 Milt powers says that when it is considered that a single oyster lays from ten to a hundred million eggs every season one may wildly imagine what she could do if she were not. Sir:-Here's a recipe that makes such a good home brew that l want to pass it along. Take four gallons of distilled water, pour into a large vessel and bring to temperature of 140 degrees. Take four cakes of yeast, breaking them into small pieces, adding one piece to the boiling water about every ten minutes. When this operation is complete, add 36 raisins, at the rate of one every three minutes. Boil for three hours longer, skimming when needed. Store con tents of vessel for 35 days, preferably in dark room. Then. to get good drink, strain liquid into an ordinary tumbler, filling the glass about four fifths, and add one-fifth brandy Jack Costigan.
 A classy girl and a ton of sweets, Bill! Bill! Bill! A hundred shows and midnight eats, Bill! Bill! Bill!
 At last you win her heart and hand And lead her to the preacher man, The finest wedding in the land!
 Bill! Bill! Bill!
 A weeish cry in dead of night,
 Bill! Bill! Bill!
 Eleven pounds of pure delight,
 Bill! Bill! Bill!
 The babe becomes your handsome
 boy,
 He is your pride, your greatest joy, (But O, some "stepper," yoi, o yoiD
 Bill! Bill! Bill!
 S. V. Richards of Richland town ship has devised an original method of clearing his barns and granaries of rats. He subjects them to gas attacks by attaching hose to the exhaust pipe of his Ford car. He closes all the crevices under the barns, inserts the hose, speeds his engine short time and the work is done. He tried out this method and found that forty rats were overcome with the fumes Shelbyville, O., Union.
 Will the fanatic who is mailing me Seventh Day Adventist literature please sit up and take notice. Better save your postage money for your church donation or personal use, as the literature is put in the fire as soon as the wrapper is removed. Don't be mangy yellow cur. Mrs. Jennie Myers.--Knox, Ind, Democrat.
 To the Public: My husband, Gus tave Hooten, having caused an adver- tisement to apear in this paper, lead ing to the inference that l had ran away from home and notifying the that he would not be res ponsible for any debts contracted by me, 1 wish to state that l did not leave home without his knowledge. | He knew of my going, ordered the stage to call for my trunk and brought it down stairs from our home | for the stage to pick up. There was l no necessity for his notifying the here that he would not be held responsible for any debts con tracted by me after my having left i home. In conclusion I wish to say | that did not leave home except from | necessity as was not provided with the things necessary for proper nor what I had been used to, and he encouraged my going. As to my leaving his bed and board 1 will say that the bed belonged to me and the board was indifferent. Vo,,~, %,,,lx, C1o Y;hol unofon--M M1u-