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The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1920-04-03

Mrs. C. w. LaCroix left on
Friday for a visit to her daught-
er, Mrs. c. F. Nunnally in Alex
andria.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1920-04-03

Mrs. T. H. McNeeIy and chill
dren spent the past week visit
ing relatives in Natchitoches.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1920-04-03

MIR. Walter Murrell came home
from the La. State University to
spend the Easter holidays.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1920-04-03

Mr.. Wheeler Smith left last
Saturday for Shreveport where
ne is employed.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1920-04-03

Mrs. Garrett. of Verda. is the
guest of her daughter, Mrs. C.
w. Williams.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1920-04-03

666 quickly relieves Colds and La
Grippe, Constipation, Biliousness, Loss
of Appetite and Headaches.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1920-04-03
The coHax Chronicle
SATURDAY. April 8. 1920.

666 has proven it will cure Malaria,
Chills and Fever, Bilious Fever Colds
and LaGrippe.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1920-04-03

BORN. To Mr.. and Mrs. w.
c. Futrell. on Saturday, March
q, 1920, an 81 pound boy.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16
A DIRTY INDIAN IN
A DIRTY BLANKET
tcon,lnucd from rage -

tContinuod from rage ID
which enables the dirty Indian IL
his dirty blanket to exact this trib-
ute is morally like a pension granite !
out Of the public treasury by a kina
to one of his favorites II is priyil-
ege pure and simple.
But the important fact IS that We
have the dirty Indian in his dirty
blanket In the east, in effect, though
In outward form they take OH more
pleasing appearance.
A current event Of the week gives
us a good nearby illustration:
J. p Morgan & Co. have leased
the land on which the Mills building
stands on Broad st., in New York.
The building is to be torn down. and
for the privilege Of erecting new
modern building. Morgan & Go. pay
TO the heirs Of the late D. o Mills.
sSeo,9oo year for some fifty years.
The Morgan firm will render a serv-
ice by erecting a beautiful building
on this site. In which immense bust
ness will be transacted by hundreds
Of business firms But the heirs OF
the Mills estate levy tribute upon
these firms. exactly like the dirty In
dian in the dirty blanket. and live
in idleness upon tn, fat of the land.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16
RHEUMATISM COMES FROM
TINY PAIN DEMONS

matism Is caused by millions OF tiny
disease germs which lnfest the blood
The one and only sensible treatmen,
therefore. is one which eleanses 'he
blood of these germs, and ronts them
entirely out OF the circulation
This N why =. S ". the greatest
known blood purifier is so success
full In the treatment OF Rheumatism
II Is a powerful cleanser OF the blood
and will remove the disease gems
that cause your Rheumatism. Afford
ing relief that IL genuine
" s. s. is sold by all druggists
free literature and medical advice
an be had by writing to Chief Medi
cal Adviser. COL Swift Laboratory
Atlanta, Ga
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16
QUIT TOBACCO
So easy to drop Cigarette,
Cigar, or Chewing habit

NoTo iiac has helped thousands tt
break tho costly nervcstatlcring 20
bacco habit Wheneyer YOU have .
longing TOT a smoke or how. jun
,lace a harmless No 70 flac tablet II
YOU mouth instead An desire eto 4
shortly tho habit II completely brot
IN. and you are better Off mentally
physically, financially It's so oasy
$50 simple Get box of No.To Ha,
md II 4 doesn't release you from al
raylng FOR tobacco In any form ypul
lruggist will refunG Your money with
out question NoTo llac Is made Hy
be owners Of Cascareta, therefore
is thoroughly rCllHblc
aavta--
There sccms TO be = fallacy abroad.
hat II is worry Instead of m0rey
hat makes the mare 10.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16
''T|z" GLADDENS
SORE, TIRED FEET
No pufYed-up, burning, tender,
aching feet no corns
or callouses.

.Tx' makes sore. burning, tired feet
fairly dance with delight. Away 70 the
aches and pains, the corns, calouses,
blisters, bunions and chilblains
'"fiz" draws out the acids and poisons
that puff up your feet. No matter how
hard you work, how long you dance, how
far you walk, or how long you remain
on your feet, "Tiz" brings restfnI foot
comfort "Tiz" Is magical, grand, won
derful for tired, aching, swollen, smart.
Ing feet All, how comfortable. how
happy you feel. Your feet just tingle
for joys shoes nerer hurt or seem tight.
Get 2.5 cent box OF "Tiz' now from
any druggist or department store. End
foot torture foreyer--.wear smaller shoes,
keep your feet fresh, sweet and happy.
Just think a whole years foot comfort
fol. only = cent?,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16
WOULD COMBINE PARK
A<D FAM GltOt l<nS

Nowata. July t# A combinations
elty park sad fair ground has bean
approved BY ths eltY mauaGrr aai
Fair board hare. and Il Ia plannri 40
arrange The tah huldlnKa IA a rourt
on lhrre rl,iea ~ an athletic field, 80
atmetvd that they can be uaei ,hs
ear around for aIl tutma u athletics
and playground aetivillea ApptosAl
ft tho piAns IA the first atep IN shs
movement Tor permanent home fse
tho Nowata County Fair association.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16
NO WORMS IN A ArAlrAv cHtLl

All children troubled with Wmnt
have unhealthy color which indi
Rtes poor blood. and as a ru.e. laere
is more or less stomach disturbances
Groves Tasteless chill Tor tlyor
regularly for two or three weeks viii
enrich the blood. improve the digest.
ion, and act rs General Strengthen.
mig Tonic 10 the whole system Ma
iure VIII then throw OF or dispel thr
worms, aud the Child will be IN SER.
feet health Pleasant to take coo
per bottle.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

ursUing such pleasures as their
aste dictates. They render no sery.
CO and are parasites upon industry
In my Judgment, the next great no
ltical issue that viii finally emerge
rom the present babel Of confused
councils will be the proposition u
eliminate from the civilization oil
this country, the dirty indian in th
dirty blanket wherever we find him.
and 10 give 10 labor and legitimate
capital the full product OF their scry
ice.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16
oIsease Caused BIZ eerns il the eIooe

Disease Caused by Germs In the Blood
First Of all, get Il firmly fixed in
your mind that all the liniments in
the world have no effect what ever
on Rheumatism You may use them
by the gallon. and run the painful
parts by the hour getting possibly
some temporary relief from the tor.
turing pains. but you are making no
headway whatsoever OF the disease,
Medical scientists differ as 10 the
causes Of every form OF rheumatism.
but agree that when caused by tiny
disease germ. the only effective meta
cd of treatment II TO attack the dis
case at rs source, and scleanse the
blood OF its cause
The most common form OF Rheu.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

A postal car signed by - y. La
Mond. H. s Ilansfcrd Fred Green
and NJ v Haws was received ~ the
Leader today Tho gentlemen are III
Denver. sent there AZ delegates from
The Guthrie club to the national con
vention Of Lions The snow a on
the mountains and the cool air Is ~
MIGRATING u the message scnt
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

John n pashlell charged with vie
latlng the Mann white slave act a
former Guthrie mani is In Jail at
oklahoma CITY Claudia Mash, nj,
Is the complaining Witness
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

A. u HIarkmnfe, Formerly aaBiat
ant cashier Of the flrat National
bank of Guthrie wah named head ng
ibe OUTGOING transit department oi
tho Oklahoma city Branch Rcaetv,
lank Thufaady
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

In Switzerland the average work
ing man in the trades receives Az
proximately what would be $50 70
500 per month In this country
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

summer Complaint culcsiy Relieved
About two years ago when uffaf
ng from u severe attack of summer
omplalnt | took Chamberlain Collie
md DlarrhoeA Remedy aud II Relieved
ne almuat instantly writHa Nlrs
denry Jeweti Clark Mills. y N rhls
4 an excellent remedy Tor eDlie anil
iiarrhoea and should bo kept AZ hsna
ly every family.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

Henry Sarot Jr., was accidently
shot and killed by his wife while on
bear hunting trip in Yellowstone
park Details OF the accident were
written to friends and neighbors OF
the dead man. at Bristow.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

Heavy rainfall r~brtca from east
sfn oklahoma 4 fourth ot an inch
oi rain fell IN ingan county Las, night
making The total fall for July stand
a, Sfs., breaK.ns al former July ~
cords IA the county
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

Tom Jenkins and Gardner a Soehl
are trimming NJ the show windows
~ their places of business. getting
ready TO put on clothing sale. Read
The bargains they are offering YOU
IN The Leader.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

loatcr IL man who ataaus
around wasting time enssing "a,
money made by some industrious
oian he knows.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

There are between $4,000 900 and
se 100000 barrels OF oil consumed an
nually in the United States in the
making OF gas
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

Girls have asked Il they nav vote
u they have reached the legal age
at rs No. must be a.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

The G. G. Clothior company Is max
ing attractive display ~ baby cribs
IN the show windows OF their furni.
turc store.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

The minimum wage for 10000 po-
men enipoye In the fruit and ves-
etable packing industries in and
around Sacramento. Cal. have beon
Increased from $3.50 to $500 per
week
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

a committee Of So viii receive 'ae
Industrial accident code IN the State
4 Washington and submit the snme
o the next legislature sof a4i,n
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

Neither Cobb nor l.arunvr rot en-
coghi votes IN the laip ocnycnto GA
70 make them said for he rosi OF li,e
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

july Is was the hottest day IN
Guthrie Mercury pointed to t0s at
9 O'Clock
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

Weather permitting. the usual Fri.
day evening hand concert will be civ.
en- AZ Fceral park tht sevening
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

Governor Robertson has named v.
r. Ruscsll OF Altus. az member of the
state board of opiometry.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

Why didn't Vice President MarsanG
extend his symfathios to Franklin D
same Az hn did TO Mr.. Coolidge.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

Mrs, Nellie Anderson Is spending
this week travelling over wyominv
She will spend the next two montht
in Washington, oregon and Califor
MIA
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

Mrs y w craddock Of this citt
received a messase that hor fathol
Chem Crawford. an old Frisco con
lucior had died AZ Claremore
Thursday The remains will he
brought hero anil funeral services
will be held SATURDAY afternoon at z
?. m at thn residence soc North
Broad.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

The first loe0mntive with st~ei
aprlnga waa built in England lust 100
years eso and ~ atlll 70 be aesn In
Tho South konalugton museum
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

hy this time New Workers must
realize there Is such place ~ OLia
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

This uedieine always Wins the good
o. lninn II not lhe nraiaa o. ttnae
who uaed It Try Il when YOU aav-
nuoh OF aueh remedy
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

Hereditary politics S. always "a VI,
way OF third party succesx
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

ml IN getlins him nominated as theA
were In reducing the cost ot Twins
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

Potato may be rroletarlan wort
hu, tie price IS aristccratic.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

London teamsters are now belng
aid At the rate Of s22Be per week.
imo and one-haif FOR over time and
double pay for Sundays and ohlIaays.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16
f

trawing HIll take place Saturday
afternoon.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

Leader cI.s.nea Aas Get Result.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-16

II ~ charged that Palmer used h,F
nigh , oSt OF living bureaus In IN st
temp to get the presidential Non,in
alton Tho bureaus were az success
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-17
HIGH POINT N. c., THURSDAY, JUNE H. 1920
,uuEA TCoND1TIONs BETTER.

Despite an improvement OF l9,OOO'-
O0u uts..els in the winter wheat crop
A,7ring Nav and an Indicated spring
crop of 68,OOO,OOO bushels greater
tnan that OF last year, the total wheat
production for 1920 is now estimated
by the department OF agriculture at
only 100000 0bushels or 100000
600 bushels less than the total for
1919.
From its condition on June 1, the
spring crop was estimated at 277,OOO,-
GOO bushels, or 100000 more than
the five-year average. A total winter
\. neat production Of 504,0O0,OO0 bush
els was forecast. This is 228,O00,OOO
~'-~'o Ioc~ than that Of last year and
100000 below the average for the
* ears ending in. 1918.
'All told the present outlook is con
siderabI better than could reasonably
have been hoped earlier" said the de-
nartmants announcement. 'While al
most a fifth less than the great crop
of last year it is only about 2Oth
less than the average crop Of the five
wears, 1914-1918, which included the
three largest crops in our history, eN-
cepting last years crop"
The department said that while the
Fessian fly was present from North
Carolina to Kansas, no very serious
damage had been reported. Some
rust, not serious, was reported in the
southern central belt. The late spring
and low temperature were blamed for
tAe slow development of the plant and
it was said that there was a POSSIBLE
itv Of tie repetition OF the grasshop-
per damage of last year in the Da-
ECtaS.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-17
NOTICE OF SALE

Under and by virtue of the power contain
ed in certain deed OF trust made by A. M.
Idol. guardian of W. F Harvell and Alma
s. Harvell, to V. A. j. Idol. trustee for the
10th Series of the High Point Perpetual Build
ing and Loan Association, On he End day OF
April, 1918, and recorded in BOOK Sol, Page
2 a. in the office of the Register of Deeds of
Guford County, default for ninety, 90. days
having been made in the payment thereof.
according to the terms of said deed of trust,
the unpersigned will offer for sale to the high
est bidder for cash on the premises, 804
WilIowbrool< Street, High Point, N. c., on
Saturday, the 10th day Of July, 1920, at 2
P NJ. the following described house and lot,
same being in High Point Township, Gnilford
County, in the City of High Point. adjoining
the lands Of c. A. Beck and others and
bounded as follows:
Beginning at stake on the west SIDE of
Wilowbrook street, G. A. Beck's corner,
running in western direction with said
Becl<'s line $50 feet to stake: thence In a
southern direction 90 feet to stake; thence
to an eastern direction $50 feet to stake on
the west side of Willowbrook street; thence
in a northern direction with said street; 90
feet to the beginning, containing 10, 500 So
feet, more or less.
This the 8th day of June, 1920.
V. A. j. Idol, Trustee. 10th geIeS High
Point Perpetual Bldg. and Loan Association.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-17
ASK RESTORATION OF TWO
TRAINS

The need Of trains Nos. Fl and Y
being restored to their former runs
trrn,1~h High Point and Salisbury
continues to be one of the outstand-
ing topics Of conversation.
Citizens are very much Interested III
getting the two trains restored be-
cause it is believed that they are need
ed more on the main line than they
are in the section in and around VIM
TIE war, operated through this city
ston-Salem. The trains we're, up until
rom Goldsboro to Asheville. Owing
to neavy traffic brought Obout by the
II snsportation Of soldiers and war
materials the Southern railroad Off
Gals thought it best to change the
route of the trains and so they order
ed that they be operated through the
Twin City.
Now that the war is over people IN
this section are fthe opinion that
thew are entitled to the trains and
saw that they should be restored to
their former runs. tt is also pointed
cut that more people would ride the
trains if they were now being operat-
ed via Salisbury than are now riding
tenn on the present route and sched-
ule.
Local citizens declare that trains
Nos. 21 and % should either be re-
stored or the railroad officials should
place another afternoon train on the
main line.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-17
WHY NOT OTHERS.

lack Crews, the negro Chauffeur
;vho ran over young white man by
the name of Cooper on North Elm
street a week ago and who was indict-
ed for assault with deadly weapon,
and for traffic violation was sentenced
to serve four months on the city
streets in the first case and to pay S.
and the cost in the second. He gave
notice Of appeal in each, bonds being
required in the sums of $500 and S25.
This happened in Greensboro. No
lives We're lost, yet in High Point a
Greensboro doctor kills a little girl
and goes free. Where is the justice ?
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-17
No Rest==NO Peace

There's no peace and little rest for
the one who suffers from a bad back,
and distressing urinary disorders.
High Point people recommend Doan's
Kidney Pills. AS your neighbors. Be
guided by their experience.
w. T. Pierce, 203 Thomlinson ST.,
High Point, says: Being out III all
kinds of weather and catching cold, [
believe, weakened my kidneys. l
was annoyed considerably by the ir-
regular action of my kidneys. l used
Doan's Kidney Pills and they gave
me wonderful relief, Strengthening
my back and regulating my kidneys
When I feel the least symptom OF
kidney trouble coming on, I take q
few doses Of Doan's and l always get
good results"
Price Coo, at all Dealers Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedv--get
Deans Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Pierce had. Foster-M ilburn CO
Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-17
NTHE SUPERIOR COURT.
NORTH CAROLINA. GUILFORD County
Andrew Corbitt VS.. Bertha Corbitt
NOTICE.


The defendant above named will take notice
that an action entitled above has been COM
menced in the superior court of GuiltoTd
county. n. Carolina. to obtain absolute
divorce, upon the grounds of adultery,
and the said defendant will further take
notice that she is required appear at the
term of the Superior court of Guilforc county
to be held or before. the list day of July
1920 at the court house of said county in
Greensboro, North Carolina and answer
demur to the complaint in said action. or the
plaintiff will apply TO the court for the relief
de handed in said complaint.
This the 18th day of May. 1920
NJ. w. CANT,
Clerk SuDeriOr COl1rt
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-17
Mrs. John H. Jackson, of Brooklyn,
N. Y, is the house-guest of Mrs. A. =.
Tate
COLLECTORS NOTICE.

Having qualified as collector of the
estate of Duleenee F. Payne, deceased,
this is to notify all persons having
Gains against the said estate to ex-
hibit the same to me for payment on
or before the 25th day of May, 1921,
or this notice will be pleaded in bar
of their recovery. All persons indebt-
ed to the estate are requested to
make prompt settlement of the same
JOHN S. MICHAUX, .
Collector
May rs. 1920.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-17

CHATTEL MORTGAGES sale
Sc each; 35c doz.; 2 doz. 6Oc.; so for
S1.O0. REVIEW OFFICE.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-17
Sure
Death
TO
OrnS
"Gets-It" Makes EN- Lose Their
Grip and Lift Off Painlessly.

The first thing ''Gets-It" does
when it lands on corn or callus is to
snuff out the pain. Then it shriVels the
corn or callus and lOOsens it.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-17
AND STILL 1T KEEPS UP.

There were two automobile smash
ups here Sunday afternoon, one on the
corner Of Main and Broad H. u.
Cakes was driving one car and man
from Oakdale factory at Jamestown
the other. A child in the Jamestown
car was slightly hurt. Both cars
-<cre damaged. The other smash-up
occurred at Silman's store and brand
new Dodge was badly disnantled.
Dewey Mcneil ran into the Dodge and
onlv tarried long enough to get out of
the way. He was unuder a $4,000
bond for breoking the automobile law
a few hours before.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-17
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There IL
and that IS by a constitutional remedy.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
OF the System. Catarrhal Deafness 10
caused by an inflamed condition of the
mucous lining Of the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube ig inf1amed you have a
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when 1t is entirely closed, Deafness is the
result. Unless the Inflammation can be re-
NAL condition. hearing may be destroyed
forever. Many cases of Deafness are
caused by Catarrh. which is an infiamed
condition Of the Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
case OF Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
Be cured By HALLS CATARRH
All Druggists TIC. Circulars free
T. J. Cheney a; Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-17
tone, came the answer:
eyes, l ave, but don't lend it tc
strangers"
Depends on Whose Foot the Shoe

strangers"
Depends on Whose Foot the Shoe
Pinches.
Two locomotive engineers met on
the street. Bill sang out to jim: "We
voted to strike at the meeting today,
but didn't see you there"
NO." replied Jim, Il couldn't get
downtown on account of the streetcar
mems strike. Those fellows haven't
any consideration at all for the pub
ic."
Put down what you think you are!
Subtract what you really are! The re-
mainder is the cause Of most of your
unhappiness.-T Business Bringer.
Frowns of Fortune.
It was in the Argonne A regiment
Of negro pioneers from Dixie who had
been indicted into the service had just
received batch of mail. But neither
jefferson Madison Monroe nor his par
ticular side kick, Washington Jones,
was manifesting any great elation. In
fact, they both looked decidedly in the
dumps.
"Wash," mourned Jefferson, Use
the hard luckin'est niger what was
ever. I done just got "a letter from
NAH gal, and she's gone and went and
married another"
ooh, man, man." walled Wash.
de, just got letter from the draf'
board what says I'm exempt" lone
Sector