The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-06-11
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--Kiwanis Magazine.
we have swiped this bit of verse
We like its message terse,
If you have a word to say,
or a message. any day,
Send it in.
D.
When the candidate
Courted the Ouija,
The board said
IT hate to mislead-ya;
I can only confess
That can't even guess,
Though I'd certainly
Like to obleedge-ya!"
Edmund Vance Cooke.
Came pretty near being just the way
we wanted.
Too much money is a bad thing for
D. boy and government.
.
we hear very few people complain
ing about lack of appetite, these days.
Most of us prefer our own party az
filiations to those of the other party.
Now that 1t is all over, except the
shoutin' let's get down to brass tacks
again.
The United States ought to have a
little loose change pretty soon, with SO
many nations coming across.
Some of the old republican leaders
may be done, but the old machine is
still intact.
Now Secretary of the Navy Daniels
Is doing some criticizing on his own
account
Our idea of fool is a man who in
sists on telling you why It was that he
didn't win.
Well. 1t was exciting while it lasted,
Sut we are glad 1t is over. Now we
can go fishin'.
why not put the idle poor and the
idle rich both to work. They need ex-
ercise.
It is not always the man who has the
greatest fund of humor who Is the
funniest--to others.
We would suggest that the G. Q. p.
repudiate the elephant. and place the
Golden Calf on its escuthceon.
Manners may not make the man, but
Il is very certain that fine clothes I'M
make many men.
The Tampa Tribune says that really
the air seems purer already. No Won
der. with so many burnt offerings.
So far we have not heard of single
man who viii accept the vice-presi-
dency, nor of a single or married man
who will refuse the presidency.
Now spirftualfStic mediums are re-
porting that Julius Caesar is the rul-
ing spirit of Mars. Well, he has prob
ably come up against a Big Stick, by
this time.
A small boy was run over in Orlan-
do by a train and the Orlander Re-
porter-Star refers to it as a near
tragedy. We should say it was nearer
than that.
The Cleveland Plain Dealer says
that among the Romans butter distin-
guished the rich from the poor. And
yet we flatter ourselves that we are
progressing.
We can get used to anything, al
most. except canned music when we
are having table dhote dinner. They
may be suited to one another but they
don't suit US.
A Cleveland organization Is backed
OF a movement to induce girls to wear
wide heels and broad toes. says an ex-
change. They will have a hard time
getting enough girls to make a show
ing in that organization.
It is said that Pershing will retire
from the army. So far the scum STIR
rers and scandal mongers have not as
sailed his splendid record. which no
amount of mud could ever tarnish.
.
When they get that republican plat
form ready 1t viii be so heavy It will
probably be too cumbersome to get
4nto the convention hall, without shaw
ing some or the planks.
Quit dreaming about so many things
and do few OF them. Do them often.
Get used to IL Stop this eternal
drifting. Don't longer dream-but do
awhile.
There are just three classes-.he