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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1920-02-03
Brigl Int
eyes

Dull eyes and that disagreeable,
listless feeling are usually the first
signs Of a bilious condition. A
tablespoonful of 81. F." Atwood's
Medicine should be taken promptly
to stimulate the action of the liver,
bowels and other digestive organs.
This household remedy never fails
to bring quick relief and may ward
of q serious attack Of Indigestion.
Sufferers from biliousness should
have q bottle always on hand, and
take small doses regularly as a pre-
caution. This will tone the stomach
and keep the entire system healthy
and normal.
Don't experiment with unknown
widely advertised pills and tablets
that may contain acetanilid or other
coal-tar derivatives. The true IL.
F." has established splendid repu-
tation through go years Of unchang-
ing quality, and is we'll worth the
confidence it enjoys. It has been used
in many families with
unvarying beneficial n
results for three gen. ~
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erations. Get a bottle a
today. Most druggists -
and storekeepers carry
it. A large bottle, 60 y
doses for Soc, or a free q
sample from the IL.
F." Medicine Co., Port =
land, Maine. NJ
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1920-02-03

International Paper Co., lots /,
9, 8, and 5, Range 1; west
half of lot 2, R. s; that part
of lot I, r. 8, and lot 4, X. 8, In. s-s All
cluded In the state lot, H2ls o."
Geo. II. Blanchard & Son Co.
VIM. Mason lots 81, 8 q 3,
r. l, and balance Of township
draining into the Androscog.
f slls n y. f.. north OF Berlin .os. sts :
True Estes, 10 lot 9. R.ls, ns ~
C. stead .; pemeriss' Ingalls, nome SCI ,7sl q
J. A.Twaddle Estate, 10. 2. R.
Z, N. W. quarter of lot 9, x.
8. Alonzo FiHeld homestead.
iS' 8 J. H. o. ana W. /" '0' = lss. llla "
St homss,. n LissleAals Estate $50 $50 4
g. r. Littlehale Estate. 90 ,as
VIM. G. Chapman. lot l, &. Is, 10 i nS o.
Seth Walker, lot s. Rs, ~ iN'
ID. 3. Hastings ct al, lot 2, &. Is, us q
and IL lot Q, B. Is, 10y u"
Umbagog Paper Co., bal. OF ,,,osI 81
township except public lots, s4oVs 1857"
And C. o. Demerit of Riley, Tow s,O.,
appointed Agent TO supertntend tne bont
ture Of said tax and Is required TO give
And Il is hereby ordered that said Assess
be published - the law requires.
R.ea 4; Sn1si suzzr1L. e0'!ss 81
CHARLES W. BowKER:; )Co' u
A true copy-attess: c.h
DONALD B. PARTRIDGE
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1920-02-03

NOTICE.
The subscriber hereby gives notice that she
has been duly appointed administrative OF the
estate of
EDWIN 8. MAXWELL, late Of Paris.
IN the County Of Oxford, deceased, and given
bonds az the law directs. All persons having de-
mands against the estate of said deceased are
desired 70 present the same for settlement, and
all indebted thereto are requested to make pay
ment Immediately.
South Paris. Maine.
ION 10
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1920-02-03

Glow lovely nature isl" said she,
While looking at the view.
"It is," said he, and gazed at her,
"And art 10 lovely, toor'
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-09
Delegation Of 500 Hamilton
Revival Enthusiasts Coming
10 Warwood Meetings

Tonight Will To- Warrington NfEnt =;
the W4rwUod revival meeting. y DEL
CATION Of 80" p'"p'', representing S"t
several Ntaunluscou. W. Va. churches
which y.lr;lr. pE;pd n IA" recent .i~n!!'
ton rrvlNa.S a Mannl0Etou wi! 'vu" :"
Wheeling th.S evening on L Sp"CEtl train
over the. EAilluor" and ON" railroad {"
attend the Hamilton mc"tluE ~ tn
tabernacle At "arw'r0d Ta' d'l'Ei,;l"n
will De accompanied by Il arg" CH"cGs
rholr and :. band Preceding ~" No.
ING. the MauninGton d"lrEiyn WI
parade Over IA" streets "t War~'''H
rndImx the rYarrh ia; the ,aocrn:,,sr.
where tho NaUuUStoUItvs NH nav a
prom ucut part IA the S'EiIc,
Last nlght WAS church night =, War.
wood Members Of n" Christian. zap
uSt. Presbyterian and Methodist '"rEr"-
cations Of Marwoud rh"' at Their fv~p"'
w. churches and marched IN l"dt"s 20
lnc revival tah"rUaci" wh"r" S"ci'"n>
we-s reserved tyr them
pr. } ). Hamilton. -" r"y.'"'
evangelist. rr"ow'"d an :nHEr.n- soy
mon on n. subject OF "!iur'.'
The $.cour. ch,lt-.u'~ meeting y.~r"--
day afternoon. conducted hy Mrs J. :
Ham'i,uu. A;trn';'d s-'"r"t hundred
children
The Thoughts hat lng.r l"ns"s, Nth
~ are thoughts .ni impressions =
nome. When AL n" "Nt"rua.S - TIE old
nom" hN,r changed and The G-' "l'H'
,uES nav EoHe :, wrark the h"Es' lu,-
greSsIons NnECr 70 bless 90 damn. Nht'
A,ncr,ca n""d- IS not better hon" buIid-
Ings but NOR. 90 CHRISTIAN homes
Our homes ot2nt 10 De- h"rt pUr' W.
guard them t-"U u" ny ad'rs that
would steal and rob but 'mpurty - Z
greater thief IC!pHrjty r'b~ %, p'sr.r
ard heavenly j.! Eh"r" ar ""!""S INA ,
drs IN" fUuutt'a.rt 'N" St"rl"N ana l"t'
language II" whole a;IuoS2h"r" q, lad
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-09
NANN|NGTON NIGHT At NARNOOD

af,"rnoou ~ "h~.r> AM. u i"">h.0E
Ia! r." ~,h"",> 49, i'' ou; a." panty
SO TIM, thl, rnor"'"S 10 enable .hrm /"
L.. down town 50 ,ha' ;H"N I2n ~ or
canned .,rG g.. ready 80 lnHr,h \. Tho
business ruUS"S vii also Close At noon
and Il - uaarr>toot that several spec
.ug c,r~ Wi =, yum On IA" Wh'o.'"e
Meeting Postponed
on account e TIN Taunton r''lvH.
meetings. Wn'ra ar. being rUnduri"d at
tn present tame IN 'h,$ Sr'l."u ~ ~
city there vi. D. o." meeting "' N"
S,,lnu tt~.n. IT Kings DAurh'"rs nrN'
Tuesday r,,nln;. Tn" members. now
over. are requested I meet A. IL" home
"f Mr> VI l.. bunker "It S"v"Vt"enih
S;rr,. N"rth SIDE. A. , "."io'N "n NvrH
I.;h. N q short business session.
To Entertain
Ms Lillian f.bvllug wi!l entertain
~" J"U GUasn |ub 'tN' 'E.n'nt 81;
~ HON, on Fourth STREET III" " 49,.
r.A,;us OF games. fanr:us and muN',.
" q S,ISo:hA.. hour the cU, ~jS VIZ
repair - IA" d'niu- room "h'r", they
Sewing Circle Met
,u..; last evening a. -. home 81 n -
Mar Slhad - Warwood :.yenu". Tn
,'"u!ny was r."asaa;:y spent ~ "'''.'',
vvrN 1ud "a the conclusion d"' XII "'
Series Of Sermons
-" SUNDAY "H"n.nE az a." '.u'""'an
,hur-h , ~.r..~ 81 s"ru'"n~ wi. n"
cC ihr church OH "iveu~. Th' Man.
~, sores ". CONSIST &c * ~"rw"n~.
-, ar,; h..uE "rh~ iurp"~' ~ 'n'
,;osp, HI '"D.c for 80" morning
Started Excavating
Work Ms started yesterday m"rH'nE
IN TO- ,\,a>Ailur !nr III. ""w h"'u"
f.- t:ar. Runner MANAGE ~ Pc Earl,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-09

rurrod 20 IsarnrsviiIc last week after. i
= go, e "flL."
.Ir. aud M1> r'hos. Wc>f y: Iamirs-
spent tho weekend with relatives in
MS vicinity.
Mr.. ara Mrs. John Fisher "f Wells
hyrU ". Va. Attended the funeral OF
: s Foreman OF GAINESVILLE, Tuesday.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-09
BIG REVENUE INCREASE

tE'y clerk Homer Crago announces
'ha' IA" cily hnS received $4,000 more
IN revenue during the first nine months
- tho present fiscal year than was re-
c"iv"d during the similar period in 1915
- Tn, Increase l. dttrib uted 10 the
increase N the number ri cigar stores,
pool rooms. sur; drink stands. etc.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-09
yITOLYY GREATEST OF TONES
Gift of Nature Which Makes Rich Red Blood and Restore
Normal Strength and Vigor.

Poor digestion and assimilation poorly body.
elimination cegged bowels. of
poisonous matter which absorbed by
through the body.
Many la1ares only
relief These weaken
dtiOn hf! intended
II strengthens The digestive
we'll the eminatiye org
HLN gentle laxative tonic that corrects and rOnstructs II
dSGrded Stomach
Tho Bowels stimulates Indigestion cansed Acid
Ht"mach and builds by anrchng the blood.
HiUIh aid Nsure hndranrc. will
rf and realize the benefit this Wonderful Tonic has This
great Change viii be permanent temporary.
Start taking ilToI}N today and Good Health.
Tablet
STEVENS MEDICINE CO. Brooklyn, NJ Y
For Sale by the Baer Drug Stores
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-09
Take Part in Celebration

over I'VE hundred ~rhoul chi!dr, ~.
kc par, IN the parade to be held his
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05
GAVE AMATEUR "s0FT" PART
Pompous Individual Duly Awarded Him "Place in the Sum-" as He
 Had Requested.

The Swampton Dramatic society wanted their annual performance to be a success. so they engaged a pro- fessional from London to arrange 1t all. As soon as this gentleman ap- peared one of the amateurs tackled him.
 ''I must have a role to suit me-" he began pompously. "I always play one of the principal parts in our shows. and so far I've been most successful"
 Excuse me-" interposed the pro fessional, "but you must allow me to be the judge of the most suitable cast" /
 The first rehearsal occurred few days later. When the cast was read out the pushing amateur found he had been left out altogether.
 "Why have I not got part?" he demanded angrily.
 "You have a part, all right" re- piled the producer. "You are to be the first banana in the fruft-market scene."-London Answers.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05
'BO SCOU
 &, (Conducted by National Council of the Boy Scouts of America.)
0KLAH0MA'S PIONEER SCOUTS

There are two >rtoneer scouts in Choctaw, Okla. On. wants to be a wireless expert and the other breeder of fine horses. Being scouts both will undoubtedly achieve success.
 'I think more of the scouts every day." writes a Delaware (Okla.) pio- neer scout who will become n veteran in two and one-half years by complet- ing five years of scout service.
 A Depew pioneer scout made three. day hike. He also enjoys fishing trips,
 An Indian orphan in Hartshorne is a pioneer scout. He is preparing to be an engineer.
 Hikes and printing are the hobb es of pioneer scout in Hollis.
 Two out of three pioneer scouts in Manchester expect to remain on the farm. One in Okarche is an enthusi- astic member of a sheep club. Another in Row says, Scouting has taught me to do many things around the farm that never knew before"
 Does this make your mouth water? A pioneer scout in Oklahoma says his favorite sport is building fires along the creek, boiling eggs and roasting rabbits. @,
 A Sawyer scout, member of the pfo- neer division for farm boys, can dem- onstrate the breast, crawl, side and back swimming strokes and dive from q board or from the surface of the wa ter.
 Boy Scouts are good students, but how many can beat this pioneer scout in Spiro, Okla? One of the questions on the application blank is, What studies give you most trouble" He answered, Don't have any trouble"
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05
SCOUTS SLEEP FINE OUTDOORS.

The scouts find camping out so ben eficfal that many Of them want to sleep outdoors the year round.
 An authority on this subject de- clares it is the healthful thing to do.
 Col. Ernest K. Coulter, general man. ager of the New York Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children, says:
 "As to the practice of sleeping out of doors under proper covering and with adequate safeguards against rain or, perhaps, having one's ears, nose or other members frosted, the benefits are so great that no one can question the advisability of this course in many cases.
 More and more people are sleeping out of doors all the time and in all seasons of the year, and I, personally. feel that this practice should be en- couraged in every possible way-of course, under proper conditions"
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05
When Barker Rarked.

Sergeant Barker was in a bad tenn per- and the recruits under instruction were having hard time of it.
 The squad had to bout turn so many times in a few seconds that 1t was no wonder the poor fellows got dizzy, and Smudger Sniff finished up by turning about the wrong way.
 Sergeant Barker got in a towering rage, and striding up to Smudger roared:
 Where the dickens do you think you are? On parade, or whatf'
 "Well, sergeant" replied Smudger meekIy. "I began to think I was at a fancy-dress ball dressed up as a bloomin' leg O mutton, and twisting round and round on a meat-jack."
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05
ASPIRIN INTRODUCED
 BY "BAYER" IN 1900
Look for name "Bayer" or the tablets then you need never
 worry.

If you want the true, world-famous Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians for over eighteen years, you must ask for "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin"
 The "Bayer Cross" is stamped on each tablet and appears on each pack age for your protection against imi- tations.
 Tn each package of ''Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" are safe and proper direc- tions for Colds, Headache, Neuralgia, Toothache, Earache, Rheumatism, Lumbago, Neuritis, and for Pain in general.
 Handy tin boxes containing 12 tablets cost but a few cents. Druggists also sell larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin Is the trade mark of Bayer Manufac- lure of Monoaceticacidester of Salicy- ucacid.-Adv
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05
UNDERTAKING aEA|RY TALE srA @ Mary Graham
 boNNer q gus.os- x3
THE FRiGATE BIRDS,

"Well," said Mrs Frigate Bird, ''here we are, much further North than we were. And here is the water right be- side us.
 Gracious but how many of the fam fly did come with us!"
 ''We're all sociable lot and we en- joy travelling in great numbers" said MT. Frigate Bird.
 "It is really very nice here for it is fine to be near the water" he con- tinued. For creatures who love the water so, it seems absurd that we're not better swimmers. Still we can fly and oh, how high we sometimes go.
 ''They say that our only rivals in the air are the albatross family.
 "Of course I don't know whether one would call airships rivals or not''
 'I don't believe so," said Mrs. Frig- ate Bird.
 'We don't believe so," said the other frigate birds.
 ''Then I don't think I'll believe so," said MT. Frigate Bird.
 "Ah," he continued, "my eye is
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05

Compound and found it wonderful remedy. l commenced to pick up at once and my suffering was relieved. I have told others about your medicine and know of some who have taken it. ] am glad to help others all I can. "- Mrs. R. B. DENYING, 437 W. Lafayette Ave, Syracuse, N. r.
 While Change of Life is most crit ical period of a woman's existence, the annoying symptoms which accompany Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
 Moreover this reliable remedy con. owes it's efficiency to the medicinal ex- tractives of the native roots and herbs which it contains.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05

one cupful or brown sugar gradually. beating constantly. Dissolve one-eighth of a teaspoon of soda in one tablespoon mixture then add one-half teaspoon Of vanilla and one cupful of flour. Mix it uLtil it holds together we'll and leaves no crumbs in the bowl. If it separates add water drop at a time until the mixture can be nodded into small balls Place the balls on buttered tins an inch and a half apart and bake ill q quick oven until delicately Drowned. This recipe will make 40 cakes.
 Ham Tomato Toast.-Take one-half tablespoonful of minced onion and one tablespoonful of minced green pepper i; cook in two tab1espoonfuls of butter. then add two tablespoonfuls of four, teaspoonful of sugar, few dashes of pepper, one-half teaspoonful of salt, one-half cupful of minced ham, and a cupful of tomato puree. Serve on toast.
 Almond Toast.-Mix five cupfuls of -four, one and one-half cupfuls of sugar, one-fourth of a cup of butter, one-half cupful of milk, one-half tea spoon of vanilla, four eggs, two tea spoonfuls of baking powder, four ta- blespoonfuls of olive oil. Mix as usual, adding at the last one-fourth of a pound of split unblanched almonds. Knead lightly and well, using flour on the hands to keep from sticking. .urn into three we'll greased bread pans and bake in moderate oven until brown. Gut the loaves in half-inch slices and place them crosswise in a pan to brown; turn so that the sides will brown. Cool before packing away. These are excellent to serve with tea or coffee and will keep for weeks in a dry place.
 Fudge Frosting.-Melt two ounces of chocolate over hot water. Add two cupfuls of sugar and one cupful of milk. Stir until the sugar is dissolved. When the boiling point is reached. beat vigorously and cook to the soft ball stage (236 F.) Remove from the fire, add n teaspooflful of butter and let stand until cold. then bent until creamy and spread on the cake. fuls of minced parsley.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05


 brown, or rather both my eyes are brown"
 II was wondering why you were only speaking of one eye," said Mrs. Frig- ate Bird.
 My bill is long and rather thin,'' said MT. Frigate Bird, after smiling at Mrs. Frfgate Birds remark.
 'sIt is of a brownish, tannish, pink ish color as far as can tell"
 Gracious" said Mrs. Frigate Bird, ''don't you know the color of your own bill?''
 Well, you know how it is," said Mir. Frigate Bird, "I do know the color but it Is hard for me to describe it. Just as it is hard for boys to describe what their sisters wore to parties and yet 1t isn't in the least hard for the sisters to describe what other sisters wear"
 s'Your point is well taken" said Mrs. Frigate Bird.
 What do you mean by thaty' asked Mir. Frigate Bird.
 tsI mean that you gave good reason Tor not being able to describe your bill better"
 ''So that is what 1t means when you Jay my point was well taken"
 "Yes," said Mrs. Frigate Bird, "when you give your reason or explain why or give an example to show what you mean and it is good one, I say your point is we'll taken"
 nN,,s1~ "now I understand"
 "Go on with your description" said Mrs. Frigate Bird. "I like to hear it.
 'But you do know 1t as we'll as do," said MT. Frigate Bird. "Still I like to tell 1t so that boys and girls and men and women will know about us, too. It's nice to have folks know you, isn't itg'
 Tt is." agreed Mrs. Frigate Bird. For we are sociable lot. We show that by the way we all travel togeth- CT and go about in such large col onies.
 "We like the water and we like to be by it as I said before, but we're not much on swimming. Our wings are very wide and fine and they make us fly so splendidly.
 "Yes," said MT. Frlgate Bird, 'I will tell some more. Under my bill have a little orange sac which you have, too. Your colors, of course. are dull compared to mine, but you're nice frigate bird for all that!
 i've don't walk very we'll for, our feet are so small and so delicate with no strength to them at all. Our four toes upon each foot are joined by webs and our tails are also a hindrance when we walk.
 "We like fish to eat better than any thing, and can dive down and catch fish from other sea birds before they've had a chance to eat their meal That is a very good joke.'
 All the frigate birds laughed hard.
 "And," added Mrs. Frigate Bird, i've only lay one egg Tn the spring, the early. early spring.
 "Our nest was on top of a bush and was made of little layer of sticks.
 'I guess we've told about all, about at1," she ended.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05

we'll and add milk. Serve hot.
 colesiaw.-Slice firm. cabbage and put into dish of cold water to crisp Prepare the following for dressing :: Take two we'll beaten eggs half a cupful of sour cream and cook oyel water until thick. take from the fire and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar half teaspoonful of salt and dash cabbage which has been we'll drained and dried on cloth.
 Fruit Drop cakes.-Cream two thirds of cupful of butter or any sweet fat, add one cupful of brown sugar, teaspoonful of cinnamon, one third of a cupful each of entrants ant raisins cut fine, two-thirds of a cupfu of chopped walnuts, two we'll beatel eggs, half ~teaspoonful of vanilla, ont pint of flour and two teaspoonfuls of baking powder. Drop by spoonfuls or baking sheets. Bake in a moderate oven.
 dark brown sugar into a saucepan. add one cupful of clear strong coffee. one half cupful of cream and one table spoonful of butter. Cook until fl snaps when dropped in cold water. Pour into greased tins and mark in squares. as it cools.
 Velvet Sherhet.-Mix the juice of three lemons. one and one-half cupfuls of sugar and stir until dissolved; add four cupfuls of rich milk and freeze. It may look curdled, but when frozen if will be as smooth as velvet.
 Stuffed Egg Salad.-Cut hard cooked eggs in halves take out the yolks. cut a thin slice from each rounded white to make it stand firmly, drop in eacl a little mayonnaise. Mix the yolks to a paste with the mayonnaise, using any minced meat fish or flavor yegs table for seasoning. Fill the cavities and sprinkle with chopped parsley.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05
WIllinu Clerk.

He was strictly opposed to doctors and medicine, proclaiming the doc urine that fresh afr, pure water and plenty of exercise could cure all ills, even to smallpox. He walked breezily into downtown drug store and waved his hand at one of the shelves. There" he said in tone loud enough for all the real and prospec- tive customers to hear him, "there is enough poison to kill all the people In Indianapolis"
 The clerk who was nearest studied d minute. Then he said courteOusly l: "Yes, and how would you prefer to have your share?"-Indianapol News.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05
SCOUTS AIDING CONSERVATION.

With so much interest being taken all over our country in the study of forestry and preservation of our for ests, the work now being done by boy scouts along the lines of tree study is worthy of special notice.
 This work is being pushed by scout masters, and the boys are, as usual, coming to the front in acquainting themselves with the nature and growth of the different trees in their various communities, in the same way scouts have always "come to the front" i'm matters of public welfare.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05
LAsso EXPERT HELPS scouTa

Boy Scouts at State College, Penn. are highly favored in being able to re- ceive instruction in throwing the las- so, rough riding and other interest ing feats from Buck" Taylor, who was for many years with Buffalo Bills wild west show.
 "Buck" Taylor has a tract Of land near State College, where he plans to have a stock farm.
 He Is very kind to the scouts and freely gives his time to help them.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05
FooIproof.

"Henry, an agent came to the house this morning with new kind of can opener to sell"
 "Wen?"
 He said it was foolproof"
 "Ah! That's pretty good. Any brainless woman can use it, eh?"
 Perhaps. But the point he made was that husbands who open cans for their wives can do so without cutting their fingers, spelling the oilcloth on the kitchen table, spattering the walls with gore and shocking the neighbors with profanity - Birmingham Age Herald.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05
Severely Practical.

r Charley, dear," said young Mrs. Torkins, "that was a beautiful bou- quet you brought me-"
 "G1ad you liked it.''
 But"
 ''But what?"
 Bread is expensive and liable to be scarce. The next time you have any, thing sentimental on your mind tell 1t with four"
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05
Develops Personal Efficiency.

The Boy Scout movement neither promotes nor discourages military training. it's chief concern being the de velopment of character and personal efficiency of 'teen-age boys. The uni form, the patrol, the troop, the special scout drills and activities are not for military tactics, nor can they be fairly considered as military training when these terms are correctly used. They are for the uniformity, the harmony and rhythm of spirit which boys learD In Scouting.
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05
Cause for PummeIIno.

Benevolent old gentleman (rescuing tne small boy from the pummeling of two others):
 What are you hurting this boy for?"
 Because he made so many mis- t.kes in his arithmetic this morning" /"
 But what business was that of yours?"
 "Why, he let us copy our answers from flis.'
The Connecticut labor press., 1920-06-05
Not Interested.

Miss Quizzer-When you were in Rome did you visit the Colosseum?
 MT. Filmhound-No. was going to look into 1t, but they told me it had been closed. for repairs for several years, so passed 1t up for the live, up-to-date picture houses.