The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-04-19
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Here Hes mans ancient enemy, Dull Care.
who disinters the unl0yed cuss, Beware!
.WHAT NAV SEZ.-

T'other day Bill Burke n Skinny Jones
Come t our back fence and yelled fer me
NJ I went out, n whatcha sp0se see!
pore oil dawg jest bout all skin, n bones,
Bill a-holdin' him while Skinny tied
A can t. him. Gosh hang, purt' nigh cried
OF dawg looked I me so pieadln IKE.
got mad n sed, Now you boys hike!
Got no right t. treat dawg like that
Let i'm 90 now, fore knock va fiat" :.
Cuess thew felt ashamed like, cause they went
Hot-foot down tn alley 1eckshun bent.
CHESS they're kind O. mad at me now. though;
But I don't care-Maw SEE l done right.
Nav SEE it aint' never wrong I hgnt
Thelp tn helpless. "Allus strike blow
Nav SEE, "fer what you know s right n true;
Do unto others like you'd have them do.
NJ don't think there's been a body yet
Ever felt a mite O. reel regret
Cause they did someone a kindly act,
Nv NAV sez N it must be fact
Cause l allus feel as goods en- be
F go by jest what Nav SEE t me!
TAKE it from Henry Lane Wilson. former
ambassador to Mexico, President Wilson has
drafted a plank for the Democratic platform
declaring that peace reigns in Mexico and that
his policy toward that country has been
indicated"
Mr.. Wilson (take your choice) must be try
ing to- kid somebody.
Along the Boul. Mich, Perhaps.
Oregon Items, Rockford Starr.
Corydon Chamberlain returned Friday from
Chicago where he went to have his eyes
treated
THERE is nothing that diverts and amuses
people more than to watch some person OF
alleged intelligence make double-distilled
damphool of himself. We had personal dem
onstration of that fact t'other night. W-e-ell-
perhaps it is the best thing We do.
LOST FOR GARDENING. IN GARDEN ad-
dition R. l. S5S-X.-"Ma Solemn
An amateur gardener plowed under?
give Seconds a Day With Our Presidents"
Vl.-John Quincy Adams.
j. Quincy had
No chance to fail
With his wise dad
Alive and hale.
WANTED-AT ONCE-INTELLIGENTA AND
responsible girl. Call in person. Tumble Inn,
SIT West State street, second hooT.-Rockford
Star
But would an i. and r. girl so forget her
dignity?
BRING ON ANOTHER WREATH. BARRIERS
ARE NOT ONLY LEARNED, BUT
HONEST MEN.
lFrom the Kewanee Star-Courier).
George H. Rice, the North Main
| street barber, is an honest man. and
| this is proved by an incident which oc-
Cured day or two ago.
A travelling man came into the shop
! and, after he had received tonsoral at
| tention and had left the shop. Mr.. Rice
| discovered that his customer had left his
| purse with five new $40 bills
| Mr.. Rice FASTENED to the depot, know,
ing the man was to leave on a Ger
| tain train. and, as the train had already
/ gone, a telegram was sent on, assuring
| the man that the purse was safe in good
| hands.
LOST OR TAKEN by mistake from Gales
burg club pair of dark blue kid gloves. Finder
please leave at club office. Reward.-Gales-
burg Republican Register.
For the sake of this losers trusting faith
We hope the finder discovers his mistake.
| ENRIC' CARUS' will wear overalls las soon
as he wears out his 100 SUITS Sezzee, 81
bought this grey suit when clothing was cheap
l paid only $500 for it,
ONLY Wouldn't that knock the patches
off your pants?
ROCK ISLAND is about to slip on its
overalls.
BOY, get the close on Overall Preferred,
| R. F. MIG