South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-25

any further. Be chivaIrous and
entrance an emancipated woman
hood
Atlanta reports the invention OF
a "bootlesger's corset" It's for men
and 10 be worn covered. There is
no way under modern conditions for
women 20 become bootleggers, az
they would De unable to conceal
anything.
The Des Moines Register tells OF
an Iowan who can't get out Of Ger
many Considering conditions in
Iowa and Germany. maybe he
doesn't want 20 get out You know
Munich has its attractions.
The allied chancelleries have
again agreed as 20 the disposition or
Plume. but IL is not stated whether
anybody has succeeded in getting an
ice pack 10 the crazy poets bean.
The boys OF the American Legion
are not regarding Jack Dempsey
evade military duty In the great war
They are right. Carpenter, the
! Frenchman, wears the honors of
distinguished service and we are
with the legionnaircs
Apparently. whenever a group Of
men ind themselves in the vicinity
Of a lot OF implements or machinery
that are inviting coordination with
human hands, they Immediately be-
gin to fight.
Our motion is that the captains OF
industry in the United States will
be wise in their day if they will but
follow the schemes evolved by
those Of NIishawaka who through
sacrifice and foregoing profits ease
the high cost OF the living situation
among their employees. If they don't
they will ultimately make greater
sacrifices and have their back teeth
Jared out besides.
A lady teacher sends us an in
vitation 20 partake OF our favorite
menu os corned beef and cabbage as
recompense for what she terms our
noble action in successfully support
b ing the Mishawaka teachers de
,mands for increased pay. Well, now,
isn't that nice of hero But we
wouldn't think OF it at this juncture.
} lady. Wait until the new semester
2 starts, and see if you have enough
left after buying the beef to buy the
I cabbage.
At Mason City. Ia. the school
1 children struck and paraded the
I streets demanding an increase in
e their teachers salaries That is as
= eloquent, as sweet, as poetic strike
/ as sever happened. God bless the
3 children in whose heads the fragrant
blossoms of justice unfold in so
noble a cause.
!. Sir Oliver Lodge. spiritualist. says
p the next world may be just like this
2 oh. gee, Republicans, fleas, Vic
f Bergers. Emma Goldmans, I. w. WIS
lMilwaukees. high cost of living and
all that, Well, all in all. # wouldn't
2 be 90 bad. but Presbyterians expect
( better.
y Farmers tell us that Penn town
ship hens are beginning TO lay, but
the people must eat the large stock
A OF old hen fruit before they can take
H on the now crop. The eggs laid to-
\ day will get TO humanity within a
II year or two If people will but be
J patient.
/ Wear the old suits longer ad-
- vises a fighter Of Fl. c. l. We car
+ respond to this call in the mater
= OF overcoat, as can many others, but
the owners Of exhausted pants car
g not rally at this call. They hoisteo
l. the white flag because nothing was
left but honorable surrender or ar
rest.
n Give the NIishawaka board OF
= education due credit II did lt'
. darndest in the matter OF SALARY
= boosting. and infinitely better thar
that OF the South Bend board
% There are slight indications Of d
n relaxing tension. We have received
d complimentary another calendar e
Z say nothing of nickel reduction OF
- bottle Of uou-potable hair tonic
II The world is not altogether bad.
q
70 Gov. Morrow of Kentucky named
.e IS colonels on his staff He mus
IS have had 70 go outside OF his STATE
10 find so many that were not al
- ready colone-led.
3 Humanity is improving, but VI
- are distant from the millennium
: Men are still putting in considerable
- time hating and robbing each other
IS The silk-sirt man may becom
m as extravagant as the silk-stocking
n ed woman, but never as attractive
c. The St Louis rObber who tor
so a 500 diamond from a girls fnge
4 must have had a fine eyesight
m Being a tesselated muttonheac
i. we can't comprehend why an in
I. crease OF one cent a pound for ray