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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-25
u p came the 'Tood(e Oodt
putting like a steam engine

"Maybe he has changed his mind
and is going to play with me- altei
ALL" said Sammie.
But when the proud peacock
how strutted closer, he cried out
in his not very pleasant voice:
ooh, OH! This is terrible! the
Toodle Oodle is chasing mel Run!
Run! or the Toodle Oodle may get
"Who is the Toodle Oodle Z,
asked Uncle Wiggily, as he caught
hold of Sammie's paw.
"Oh. the Toodle Oodle is worse
than the Pipsisewah or the SKee-
ticks" answered Reggie. he Is
big and fat, like a cow, and he mas
six horns on his head"
"Then we'd better rum crleu
Uncle Wiggily. $40,
and we'd better run to my
housed" added Sammie. 1T ISM
far from here. We can hide IN my
ground house" ,ro,o
soThat will be best!' spoke Uncle
Wiggily. So, holding Sammle py
the paw, while Reggie the pr9uu
neacock boy strutted and hall lie"
along beside them, the bunny gen,
t,eron and Sammie hoped
through the woods. Soon they
came to the hole that was the from
door of Sammie's burroW noine.
ooh, the Toodle Oodle IS tis in
after us!" cried Reggie. as ne lolu-
ed his tail and followed samnl y,
down the hole. Being a peacoch
how. and not full grown low
Reggie could easily get INTO 'n'
We're Just in time" said unci'
wipqily. as he too slipped down tl'
hole after the two boys
In came the Toodle Oodie' pul
fling like a steam engine anu sii"h
ing his six horns. a. nc h,
lust my luck!' he cried, as ~
ar,e ia a stop outside Sammle
ornnnd house. "They got away
rom me andd now | can't nav
any souse for dinner a. on,
down that hole, for nj too ,a' pn
nv horns stick out too inucii' c.
If had caught that Kessie SP it
Tail out alone, l could nave NM
i bled him!" n,ou,d too,'
N said Reggie, who hearu VIC we doo
Toodle Oodle said, outside the 400
of the underground hous house. ondi,
With his horns the Toodle ooal
could have ripped my "oooe'
house apart, too. I'D l., here
laughed Uncle Wiggily.
"This isn't such bad mouse nous,
"a, al !" said the peacock boy
and when the Toodle oodle ha'
s zone Reggie and sammie playe'
ssronnd outside, and Mrs. Littletal
cave them some lettuce fudge t
eat eat and after that Reggie WE. wa
not SO proud, which was goo
thing. And If the screen doc
doesn't bang shut on the leg Q
the table and make it drop tn
sugar bowl, I'll tell you next abou
Uncle Wiggily and the water houss
II i
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rule that may cause them to be
extremely careful since it imparts
to them misgivings ana suspfcloli
regarding world conditions
This is a day of promise to wrl,
tiers, especially those connected
with the press, which should pen
eft greatly
The signing of contracts OF any
sort should be lucky under TINS
direction of the stars, which Is lot
tunate for real estate DEALS
Leases or mortgages bearing this
date should be lucky as the rule Is
believed to make for harmony am
prosperity.
Messages between men of high
estate or between governments are
esnecially well directed by the stars
TODAY. ENJOYS, diplomats and for-
| eign representative of every rank
| should benefit.
Advancement in methods or
| ira nsmittirg mails is prophesled as
| one of the reforms of the future
| when letters will be superseded by
! quicker modes of communlcatioi'
MANY weddings are foresnad-
| owed for the winter, when there
| will be one in Europe OF specla'
| interest to Americans.
| Inventions are subject to unia :
vorable conditions while Uranus Uranus i Is ;
unfriendly, but many mport .aan
ones are prcgnosticated. Motion
pictures are subject to the mos mos
remarkable planetary Influences
os+rologars declare.
persons whose birth date II Is
should pass quiet year IN W ,'l,, !,
they attend strictly to est taa nth
business affairs. Speculation WIN
be very unfortunate 80 ,v
Children borr. IN this day n, may a :
be restless and unsettled, but sll.eo
and endowed with charm OF per
sonality. They are not hkeiy 10
enjoy hard work.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-25
THE FISHERS.

The fishers, sailing, look to me
like men of dauntless daring; and
they'n come homeward, DER the
sea, with loads of ltippered herring.
Before the dawn is fairly sprung
see their boats departing, and
fishers old and fishers young on
dangers round are starting. oh,
they are brave and buoyant wights,
and they are stalwart ladies, and
they come whooping home O. nights
with loads of finnan haddies. Their
vigils in the fog they keep, they
know all Neptune's glories. they
see the wonders of the deep. and
should be full of stories. They
anchor in the little bay before my
sawed off dwelling; visit them
at close Of day, when curlews quit
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-25
UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE
GROUND HOUSE.

One day when Uncle Wiggily
Longears. the bunny rabbit gen.
tleman, was hopping over the
fields and through the woods, Won
dering what would happen, he
heard some voices talking in field
of mullen stalks.
These mullen stalks were tai
weeds, like the spears some sol
diers carry. In summer the muller
weeds have broad, green leaves
but when winter comes the leaves
dry UP, leaving only the stalk
which is as tall as a broomstich
and almost as thin. Uncle Wig
gily listened to the voices in The
field of mullen stalks.
81 live in a very fine house,
said one voice. 1T has roof o
tar paper. and it has windows ant
doors in it. And we have wire
fence around our house, only -.
found hole in the wire and that
how l got out
Hum! | wonder who that is?'
Thought Uncle Wiggily. 81 don
seem to know that voice. Must b.
some new animal chap.
Then another voice said:
''Well, my Uncle Wiggily live
in n nice hollow stump BUNGALOW
| and il has windows and ROOF, am
Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy live
there, too go,
but where do you live? aske'
the voice that had FIRST SPOKEN
DO you live in styiish nous
ike mine? ?" I'M, rro,
1--WE used to live with uncl
| Wiggily," spoke the second Voice
but he lives in his hollow stun.
bungalow with Nurse Jane nov
guess you wouldn't like GU
tha,,sc. les down under the groun
and is called burrow. When W
| want a new house my father o
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HOROSCOPE.
Copyright. 1920. by Mcoiure
Newspaper Syndicate.
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Saturday, september so. wv,
This is variable ana uncerta,n
dav according to astrology. While
saturn. Uranus and Jupiter are az
adverse, Mercury alone is in benef-
ic aspect.
During this sway there may be a
tendency to take a most pessimslic
and Discouraged view of the world
and for this reason nothing that Is
nroiected during this CONFEDERATION
/. likely to succeed.
There is a sign read as presaginS
A gloomy view concerning business
conditions, but this Is due to the
power of sinister suggestion which
is strong when Uranus is In ev'i
aspect.
Saturn seems to be favorable 70
real estate transactions and to MIN
ing operations today. ~
1t is not a fortunate sway under
which to undertake initiative OF
any sort, especially where buying
and selling are involved.
Bankers are now subject TO q
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Acknowledgements
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their yelling. "Oh, hoary farmer
of the sea-" say, to some old
chappie, hand out a salty yarn
to me, and you will make me hap
Ply" There's nothing doing on
the deep" the fisher says, assign
ing: "a delegate should landward
keep--Ehat's where the news is
flying. | always knew that Fulton
stiff would never be q winner; it
only needed one good biff to para
I'VE that sinner. The prize ring
now is run to cheese, and most of
it is schweitZer; the British champs
have some disease, the French
mans punk, you're right, sir. Oh,
yes, we sail our dories out, through
all the spray and smother; but
there's no yarn in that, old scout
one days just like another"
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Me and Mary Watkins was set
ting on her frunt steps and we
started to have a argewment, her
starting it by saying, WITCH do you
think is the best, Nazimover OF
Charlie Chaplin?
Charlie Chaplin, of corse, sed'
Charlie Chaplin is away better
than Nazimover.
wy, Benny Potts, ! thlnk you're
perfectly horrid, saying tnal
think Nazimover is mutch, nutci'
better than. Charlie Chaplin. Nazl-
mover is a crate actress, SEQ Mary
Watkins.
So is Charlie Chaplin, look now
funny he is. he's away funnser than
Nazimover, I sed. -
OF course he is, because Nazi-
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POOR FISH.

Albuquerque, N. M, Sept. ~, 1870
Editor Journal:
Dear Sir:-I was very much
amused by your editorial in the
Journal today with reference to
Mr.. Mechem being a fine type OF
candidate, and that Mr.. Bursum
and the old gang was licked III the
convention.
If you really believe this KIND
of rot I feel sorry for the type OF
poor Fish" that you are. If you
are not sincere in what you say,
then you are trying to put some
thing over on the ignorant pubile
that ought to be enlightened py
the facts. ~ ~
Many Of them will be after NO
vember Z, but not by the Morning
Journal or it's spineless owner.
Sincerely,
. HENRY HARDY.
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point where there is utter disregard for the opinions
of others. Such condition is sure sign of weak
ness-it is dangerous especially So If the issue is
moral The "I-dont -care- what -other-peop think
attitude, when question of right or wrong personal
conduct is involved, is sure sign of moral weak
ness-ts an unmistakable evidence of back sliding.
1t denotes a weakening of character
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-25
Chronic DiarrhOea.

"a number of years ago an aged
gentleman lived with us. He used
Chamberlain's Collie and Diarrhoea
Remedy for chronic diarrhoea and
halieve II saved his life. Time and
again it was the only thing that
helned him" writes Mrs. J. s.
smith Seneca Falls, N. \. In cases
Of diarrhoea this remedy has al
ways proved pramrt and effectual.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-25

chem. in his letter which you pub
lished, went as far as any seltre
specting, prudent man could posi-
bly, go, to show that if elected, ne
will have nothing to do with them!
For him to do that would be some.
thing like suicide, and an act Oh
bad faith toward the party whose
standard bearer he is, as 1t Would
ALLEVIATE the active support OF IN.
fluential republicans the vote OF
every one of whom he needs. Put
Yourself in his place" and consider
what YOU would do under like cir
cumstances. Yours. truly,
FRANK. w. CLANCY.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-25
She Has Her Doubts.
Editor Mornlng Journal:

Editor Morning Journal:
The agitation against high rents
and rent profiteering, by the Cham-
Der of. Commerce, may bring re-
suits; that is, if the chamber is ear
nestly and sincerely trying to bring
about a cessation of rent profiteer-
ing by owners of buildings, OF
agents who represent them.
But as the chamber is made VI
mostly of this mentioned class OF
owners, and their Representatives
it is very doubtful that any relief
will be had. The Investigations OF
profiteering, by profiteers, is still
too fresh in the public mind, to be
taken seriously Therefore, it is moi
expected that the Chamber of Com
merce will cleanse itself from
within.
For several years I have beer
able to have the necessary repairs
attended to by the owner, NOV
that this property has fallen lnte
the hands of an agent my rem
was increased nearly one-hali
about one year ago; and few days
ago. I was notified of still greater
raise. making in all, double OF VIVA,
| was paying two years ago, ano
I have to pay all necessary I'M
provements. o.,,,r,
rent out five rooms to Workins
people, and have found 1t lmpos'
sible to raise their rents IN ac
nordance to what I have had t'
~, for the building. The conse'
a,,ence is, that find myself work
mo not for my board-for' the
Mace does not bring me that,-ou
inst to keep roof over my head
The Irish landlords" have evi,
IDENTIFY been kicked out OF lreiaho
INV MRS. L. H. B.
Give Them Good Send-off, He says
Albuquerque, N. NJ,
Sept. %, 1920.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-25

The laboring man can no longer
buy a schooner. but he is rapidly
getting into the yacht-buying class
anyway.
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B RIG K B A T S

,D1TORIAI NOTE publish the pleasant things peope
nc we their CRITICISMS we aLe
coward This will avoid the latter WITHOUT n's Wv
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-25
Bedtime Stories
For Little Ones
fRy Howard 4. Garts.)

Copyright, 1920, by Mcclure News
paper Syndicate,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-25

Give Them Good Send-off, He says
Albuquerque, N. M,
Sept. %, 1920.
When we consider the state CT
nerfection reached by various splr-
itualistic mediums through DARK
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-09
Invisible War Vessels.

Owing to the enormous range and
accuracy of modern naval guns it is
highly important for small war craft
which depend upon speed rather than
armor plate to weather the attacks OF
the enemy to render themselves as in.
visible as possible. Heretofore dark
gray paint has been considered the best
color to apply to war vessel. Now
experiments are being made with va
rieties of colors. Ideas are being Dor.
rowed from the mimicry of nature
We find certain animals coated with
spotted fur and other ones upon the
nature .of their environment In, ex'
actly the same way certain, naval au'
thorities are trying to render torpedo
boats invisible by painting wavy
stripes on them, which at great dis
lance are scarcely distingulshable from
che natural wave formation of the
oceans surface.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-09
SEE BEGINNING OF NEW ERA
People of HelgoIand VIII Welcome
Return Of Visitors to the Unfor-
tunate Little Island.

The change which dug a huge fort.
ress a hundred feet deep In the cliffs.
covered them with gun emplacements
and girdled them with labyrinth Of
walls fifty feet thick was more than
doubtful blessing, and Helgoland must
have found her transformation into
the most notorious and sinister speck
of land In the world a severe strain on
her zeal for the fatherland.
When the war actually came her
fishermen were exiles; for they were
one and all shipped off TO the main
land and the island was given over to
the gulls and the gunner. 1t is now
thrown open again. and beginning
has been made with the dismaniling
of its mighty forts. The inhabitants
will cheerfully see the last of the
guns, and apparently they would like,
too, to be quit of German taxation !:
but they hope quite reasonably, that
the islands final disappearance may
be at least delayed by leaving the
great seawalls the Germans built.
This might well be done. for Helgo,
land so long as II lasts will be lode
star for the curious, and there would
be certain rough justice in the fact
of its people proiting in the future
by the worlds interest in its sinister
past that has cost them so dear.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-09
ESTATE OF JOHN j. CONE
STATE OFF VERMONT
District of Bennington.

District of Bennington, sz.
The honorable Probate Court for the
District aforesaid;
To the heirs and all persons INTEREST,"
ed in the estate of John J. Cone late
of Bennington In said District deceas-
ed. Greetings
Whereas. application hath been made
ito this Court in writing, by the AID
ministratrix praying for license and
authority to sell all of real estate of
said deceased for the payment of debts.
and charges of administration, setting
forth therein the amount of debts due
from said deceased the charges of adj
ministration, and the amount of per-
sonal estate and the situation OF the
real estate. ASt2 s8
whereupon, the said Court appointed
and assigned the 10th day of January
1920 at the Probate Office in Benning~
ton in said District to hear and decide
upon said application and petition. and
ordered public notice thereof to be givt
EN- to all persons interested therein,
by publishing said order, together with
the time and place of hearing three
weeks successfully in the Bennington
Evening Banner, a newspaper which
circulates in the neighborhood of those
persons interested in said estate. all
of which publications shall be previous
TO the day assigned for hearing.
Therefore you are hereby notified to
appear before said Court at the time
and place assigned, then and there In
said Court to make your objections to
the granting of such license If you see
cause.
Given under my hand at Bennington.
in said District. this gard. day of Dec
AMY II. HARBOUR
Register
Commissioners Notice
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-09
RIddlna for Wine ranks.

Wooden wine tanks made useless in
California by prohibition still can be
counted in the asset column of their
owners. Buyers from Argentina
France and Italy, are already bidding
for well-seasoned oak tanks. Red
wood tanks are not as popular, but
may be purchased by the foreign buy
erS.
II. Romera-Day of Buenos Aires Is
the first foreign buyer in the field, says
An exchange. He is trying to obtain
options before Pierre Martens of Paris
and NJ. Colini of Rome arrive In Cali
fornia. Only 1000 of the $4,000 wine
tanks in the state are of oak. 1t is
said Mr.. Romera-Day is authorized to
buy shipload of knocked-dOwn tanks
for shipment to his country.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-09
BALD HEADS AT PEACE TABLE
Many Diplomats Had Whiskers and
Mustaches, but Lacked Hair
on Their Craniums.

An amusing sidelight on the recent
peace conference at Versailles Is
thrown by correspondent, who not
only reported the proceedings proper,
but took notes regarding the hair,
mustaches, boards and whiskers of the
peacemakers.
Two-thirds of the delegates were
more or less bald. Perhaps some Of
them made up for this by wearing
mustaches. Out of So men who sat
| round the peace table, all had mus
taches but II.
Whiskers, on the other hand, were
not popular Only three people wore
them, and by a curious coincidence
the names of all these three people
began with V. They were Tenizelos
of Greece, Vandervelde of Belgium
and Vassitch Of Serbia. The latters
whiskers were particularly prominent
In regard to dress, there was less
formal attire than one might have
imagined. The English paid no special
attention to dress. High hats and frock-
coats, once combination that would
never have been sanctioned were
quite popular; but there were some
countries which put all they knew into
their attire. These were, notably, the
Japanese, and some of the South
Anaarisau etatae f
JeweIry Awaiting Purchasers.
A note of interest from London con.
Germs a pearl necklace. valued at ST..
100000, which is in London awaiting
sale. 1t is probable that the necklace
will be offered by public auction. The
pearls are remarkable not only for
their size, but for their delicate tint
ing. There Is at the present time much
very valuable jewelry in process Of
sealizntions on'behalf Of Russian and
other owners, who have no option hut
TO convert II inr
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-09
JAP WOMEN DEMAND MUCH
Their Ideal Man Would Have to Be
Something Above the Ordinary !.
Run of Humanity.

The Japanese magazine Chouquovo
Gohano (virtuous woman) invited Its
Japanese women readers TO send in
their opinions on what constitutes an
ideal husband. Here are the thirteen
virtues they demanded of Jap
hubby:
He should not be greedy.
He should not spend too much time
'primping."
He should have manly appearance.
He should not be too familiar with
other women.
He should express himself clearly.
He should make prompt decisions.
He should have high idenls.
He should never show himself in The
kitchen.
He should never criticize the Golf
fure or the gowns of his wife or any
other women.
He should not bore his wife by tell
ing her all his pet tastes.
He should not drink too much.
He should not be a dude. ~
He should not be too jealous.
The symposium aroused the humor
of the japanese males, who sent In
some suggestions of what constitutes
an ideal wife. They paraphrased the
last of the thirteen points and all
agreed that "she should not be too
Jealous" &
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-09
ESTATES OF
sophin Il. Myers, Sim Solomon and
Alice Myers
STATE OF VERMONT

District of Bennington IS.
The Honorable, Probate Court for the
District aforesaid III 3tfs
To all persons Interested in the es-
tates of Sophia t, Myers, Sina Solomon
and Alice Myers, all late of Pownal in
said District, deceased Greeting
whereas, said Court has assigned the
3lst day of January next for examining
and allowing the account of the Ad-
I.ministrator of the estates of said de-
ceased persons. and for decree of the
residue of said estates TOT the lawful
claimants of the same, and ordered that
public notice thereof be given to all
persons interested IN said estates by
publishing this order three weeks sue
cessively previous to the day assign
ed in the Bennington Evening Banner
newspaper published at Bennington
in said District MA ka 3ese
Therefore, you are hereby notified TO
appear at the Probate Office in Ben
nington in said District. on the day as
signed, then and there to contest the
allowance of said account If you see
cause. and to establish your right as
. heirs. legatees and lawful claimants
to said residue.
Given under my hand, this sth day of
AMY II HARBOUR,
Register.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-09
WOMEN NEEDSNlMP ROOT


Thousands Of women have kidney
and bladder trouble and never sus-
pect it..
Women's complaints often prove to
be nothing else but kidney trouble,
or the result of kidney or bladder
disease.
IL the kidneys are not in a healthy
condition, they may cause the other
organs to become diseased.
Pain in the back, headache, loss of
ambition, neryousness, are often
times symptoms Of kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment. DR..
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a phys clans
prescription, obtained at any drug
store, may be just the remedy need.
ed to overcome such conditions.
Get medium or large size bottle
Immediately from any drug store.
However, if you wish first to test
this great preparation send ten cents
to DR.. Kilmer & Co.. Binghamton, N
Y, for sample bottle. When writ.
ing be sure and mention the Ben
Inington Banner.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-09
ESTATE OF MARGARET JEPsON
STATE OF VERMONT

District of Bennington, 80.
The honorable Probate Court for the
District aforesaid:
To the heirs and all persons interest
ed in the estate of Margaret. Jepson
late of Bennington In said District. de-
ceased, Greeting,
whereas, application hath been made
to this Court in writing. by the Adj
ministrator praying for license and au-
thority to sell all of real estate of said
deceased, for the payment OF debts
and charges of administration, setting
forth therein the amount of debts due
from said deceased the charges of adj
ADMINISTRATION. and the amount of person
al estate and the situation of the real
estate.
Whcreupon. thu said Court appointed
and assigned the 18th day of January
1919, at the Probate Office in Benning-
ton in said District, to hear and decide
upon said application and petition. and
ordered public notice thereof to be CIV
en- to all persons Interested therein,
by publishing said order together with
the time and place of hearing. three
weeks successfully In the Bennington
Evening Banner a newspaper which
circulates In the neighborhood OF those
persons Interested in said estate, all
which publications shall be previous
to the day assigned for hearing.
Therefore. you are hereby notified
to appear before said Court at the time
and place assigned. then and there in
said Court to make your objections TO
the granting of such license, if you
see cause.
Given under my hand at Bennington
n said Distriet this -eirdS aaxae Dsceh,-
AMY IT. HARBOUR.