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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
GAVE AMATEUR soft" PART
Pompous Individual Duly Awarded
Him "PIace in the Sum-" as He
Had Requested.

The Swampton Dramatic society
wanted their annual performance Ia
be a success, so they engaged a pro.
fessional from London TO arrange il
all. AS soon as this gentleman ap-
peared one of the amateurs tackled
him.
81 must have a role TO suit me-" he
began pompously. II always play one
of the principal parts In our shows.
and so far I've been most successful"
Excuse me-" interposed the pro-
fessional, "but you must allow me to
be the judge Of the most suitable
cast"
The first rehearsal occurred a few
days later. When the cast was read
out the pushing amateur found he had
been left out altogether.
"Why have l not got a part? he
demanded angrily.
"You have a part, all right" re-
piled the producer. "You are to be
the first banana in the fruit-market
scene."-London Answers.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
STOMACH GOOD AS
new. FOUR DOC.
TORS GAVE HER UP
Mrs. Hendricks, Belfast Five Months,
Was Able TO Work In
Two Weeks.

IT was sick last winter for FIVE months
with stomach and bowel trouble. Could
not turn myself in bed without help.
was under the care of four doctors, and
they gave me up. Then Mr.. Mills, the
druggist, persuaded my husband TO try a
bottle OF Milks Emulsion. / had only
taken II two days until / was sitting up
In bed, and in two weeks was doing my
own work. When 1 began taking IL
weighed only 20 pounds: now / weigh l9o
pounds. Mrs. Mary Hendricks, 900 Itch
field Road. greensboro. Ky.
Thousands of people who have suffered
for years from stomach and bowel
troubles have found relief almost from
the first dose of Milks Emulsion And II
ID real, lasting benefit.
Milks Emulsion is a pleasant. nutritive
food and a corrective medicine. II re-
stores healthy, natural bowel action. do
ing away with all need OF pills and phys
les. II promotes appetite and quickly
puts the digestive organs In shape to as
simulate food. AS a builder OF flesh and
strength Milks Emulsion is strongly rec
commended to those whom sickness has
weakened and Is a powerful aid In resist
ing and repairing the effects of wasting
diseases. Chronic stomach trouble and
constipation are promptly relieved-usu-
ally I'm one day.
This is the only solid emulsion made.
and so palatable that it is eaten with
spoon like fee cream
No matter how severe your case. you
are urged to try Milks Emulsion under
this guarantee-Take six bottles home
with you, use II according to directions,
and if not satisfied with the results your
money will be promptly refunded. Prics
Coo and S1.20 per bottle. The Milks Emul-
sion Co., Terre Haute, Ind. Sold by drug
gists everywhere.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
ASPIRIN INTRODUCED
By "BAYER" IN 1900
Look for name "5ayer" on the tablets,
then you need never
worry.

If you want the true, world-famous
Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians
for over eighteen years, you must ask
for "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin"
The "Bayer Cross" is stamped on
each tablet and appears on each pack
age for your protection against imi-
tations.
In each package of "Bayer Tablets
of Aspirin" are safe and proper direc-
lions for Colds, Headache, Neuralgia,
Toothache, Earache, Rheumatism,
Lumbago, Neurltis, and for Pain In
general.
Handy tin boxes containing 10 tablets
cost but a few cents. Druggists also
sell larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin
IS the trade mark of Bayer Manufac-
ture of ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS of Sallcy-
licacid.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
CatarrhaI Deafness CANNOT Be Cured

By local APPLICATIONS as they cannot reach
the diseased portion OF the ear. There Is
only one way TO cure Catarrhal Deafness
and that is by a constitutional remedy
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
of the System. Catarrhal Deafness is
caused by an inflamed condition Of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube Is inhamed you have
rumblng sound or imperfect hearing. and
when IL is entirely closed, Deafness is the
result. Unless the Inflammation can be re-
duced and this tube restored TO it's nor
nal condition. hearing may be destroyed
forever. Many cases OF Deafness are
caused by Catarrh, which Is an infiamed
condition Of the Mucous Surfaces
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
case Of catarrhal deafness that cannot
be cured by HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE
All druggists %. Circulars free.
f. j. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03

NECKWEAR and waists in which
IN collars play the outstanding part
have nothing startlingly new in design
to offer but they continue to play "A
leading role i'm the seasons styles.
Suits are dependent on them for the
finishing touch in their success and
many coats are made with reference
10 the vests, or blouses. that are TO
)e worn with them. Organdie and
act vestees and collars, usually
tucked and lace trimmed, are as es-
sential In all kinds Of summer dresses
as they are In suits. II Is with these
that Clothes bearing the wear of daily
service, are kept fresh looking, and
the woman who does not undervalue
the charm Of daintiness will supply
herself with neckwear.
A collar and chemisette of tucked
1rgandie trimmed with narrow val
lace, as shown in the picture above, is
he most popular Of neck pieces. Vari-
atoms Of This pretty accessory, In net.
batiste or georgette. with tucks, hem
stitching embroidery and lace, all con-
ulbuting their part. provide an end
less number OF variations of this
model The decoration is usually a
combination of tucks and lace, or
bucks and hemstitching with lace put
In ms little friIls or bands Of insertion.
Cuffs to match are added for one
piece dresses and on the simpler ma
terinls; for cotton frocks these collar
and cuff sets are often plain with
narrow hem-stitched hens
Tailored waists made Of wash silks.
goile, linen, percale or any of the
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
SLIPPING Up on Her.

Young Thing-And only to think,
each soldier had TO make his own bed,
and everything. How could men ever
make beds? II must have been ter
ribly hard for them.
Ex-Buck-Oh, yes, II was mighty
hard at first Take my poor buddy
now, he done a 30-day hitch in the
guardhouse for putting IFS pillowsliI.
on topside down. But how was he
to know any better?-Home Sector.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
cutieura soothes Baby Rashes.

That itch and burn with hot baths
Of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
anolntings of Cuticura Ointment.
Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe-
cially If little of the fragrant Cuti-
cura Talcum is busted on at the ln-
Ish. 25c each everywhere.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03

Magic. Just drop little Freezone
on that touchy corn, instantly 1t stops
aching, then you lift the corn off with
the fingers! Truly! No humbugl
Try Freezone! Your druggist sells
a 'jny bottle for a few cents, sufficient
10 rid your feet of every hard corn,
soft corn, or corn between the toes.
and calluses, without one particle of
pain, soreness or irritation. Freezone
is the discovery of a noted Cincinnati
genius-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
SHAKE INTO YOUR SHOES

Aliens Foot Ease, the antiseptic powder 70
be shaken into the shoes and sprinkled 10
the foot bath. The Plattsburg Camp Man
ual advises men in training 10 use Foot@
Ease in their shoes each morning. 1t pre-
vents blisters and sore spots and relieves
painful. swollen, smarting feet and taxes
the sting out OF corns and bunions. Always
use Aliens FoOt=Ease to break In new
shoes.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
Used to II.

VisitOr-Have you ever been bitten
by horse?
SCldier-Have /? Why, the longest
time I ever went without getting bit
ten was the week l was in the hospital
from bein' kicked
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
Foolproof.

Henry, an agent came to the house
this morning with new kind of can
opener to sell"
"Well?"
"He said It was foolproof."
"Ah! That's pretty good. Any
brainless woman can use it, ehp"
Perhaps. But the point he made
was that husbands who open cans for
their wives can do so without cutting
their fingers, spelling the oilcloth on
the kitchen table, scattering the walls
with gore and shocking the neighbors
with profanity" - Birmingham Age
Herald.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
The WaY of 1t

$50 your husband absents himself
for weeks at a time. Well, you must
be patient with his shortcomings"
$50 / am, but not with his long
gongS"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03

gathered by looking at the Illustration,
but the use OF narrow bias bands Of
white organdy on the two flOunces Is
worth mention since this finish is fea
tured on many cotton frOcks this year,
sometimes appearing at the bottom Of
n plain skirt. and always with organdy
in collars, cuffs, or sash, fichu or over
bodice. The elbow sleeves and sur
plice front of the waist look especially
well with the plain collar and cuffs.
Figured silk is used i'm another
frOck made with two 6ounces, both
the dresses being Instances Of the lik-
ing for threetlered skirts Satin is
used for pipings and borders and to
cover small buttons, and it provides
the long folded sash with ends finished
with fringe. The elbow sleeves and
diagonal front fastenings are important
in this model, which might border on
the commonplace without their chic
flavor.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
No Mustaehe for British Tar.

A bluejacket in the British navy is
not permitted to cultivate mustache.
If he attempts It he is fined a months
pay.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
Cranberries

The best-known cranberry section in
the world is in the Cape Cod district
of Massachusetts, with an average
yield of 80 barrels an acre.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
The Milk Bottle Onlu-

Skagit County Times: THE first
duty OF the American people is to pre-
pare the youth of the land for the
bottle of life. boston Transcript.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03

sturdier materials, appear in the dis
plays with high collars or with turn
over collars like that shown i'm the
picture. The high collar is chic and
the turnover is youthful. Organdle
waists I'm white, with collars and cuffs
in color, reverse the usual order of
things In which color appears in waists
with collars and cuffs in white.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
No vacllIatlon There.

$50, Wobbler is deadly
Yes, and it's the first time he ever
arrived at a definite conclusion"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
Not Interested.

Miss Quizzer-Whrn you were In
Rome did YOU visit the Colosseum?
Mr.. Flmhound-No. ! was going TO
look into II, but they told me it had
been closed for repairs for several
years, so / passed it up for the live,
up-to-date picture houses.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03

To an ignorant man learned WON
an Is a literary nightmare.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03
Imnoriant to hiothera
The Bare Truth.

He-After all, where would woman
b. without all her flnery?
She-Presnmably In her bath.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-06-03

PECANS-Ncw crop, we'll developed; Csc 10.
postpaid, insured; satisfaction or money re-
funded. Address Medlocl. Arden. Texas.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-04-19
PREM|ERS|
CONSIDER MEANS Of
ENFORCING TREATY
MEET IN ITALIAN CITY-GER
MhNY'S ATTITUDE TOWARD
VERSAILLES o 3 l. | G AT o N 8
CAUSE or DEBATE AT MEET.
ING TODAY.

San Reno, lta.J, April lh.--Allicn
rremicrs arc here for the first meet.
ing in Italy OF the league ina ions.
While the Ruhr question was on
the program for first consideration by
tic conference today, it dcvelUpca
that here already has been discus
sion over the CUE 5tiOn Of eNOrCluS
the execution OF the trC1ty Cf peace
with Germany There seems no
dou1, that the prcmiers are agreed
a oint declaration must be sent to
Ger many requiring her o fulfill Tho
cond lens &C the Yer ti!et treaty ana
that if !lr docs not 90 50 the allies
VIII take measures to compel her.
The premiers, however. have not yet
agreed unOn the form OF pres ure to
be used shOuld German continue neg
ligcnt
Premicrs MiIles1nd. Nitti and Lloyd
George. after their mcC. ing with For.
eign Minister Schia oia Of Italy, Phil
lipre Berthelot, political director Of
he French foreign office; Earl Cur
1on, British foreign minister. and nv.
merOu6 secretaries yesterday at villa
DevaCaCn, met again in the afternoon
at Premier Iitti's hotel No outsiders
were present with the exception Of
three interpreters. They were agreed
that Germany should be told in tn"
most positive manner that she must
observe the treaty and that She
should be warned CT the punitive cor
sequences shCu'i she refuse.
Premier Lloyd George euggcst ed
economic press are deriving Germany
o. tOi. raw materials and intercourse
with the allied countries. Premier
MilleranG i described as having said
naval or military aid would in effect
be no pressure AT all. He declared it
would be another make believe and
tha GCrmany could conduct her eco
monte business through the neutral
Ccunlics Just the same,
The only pressure that would be
effective. he asserted. would be force
the application of such force as the
military AND naval advisers might
deem sufficient Premier Lloyd
George, tits said resisted this con
clusion, Premier Nitti inclined to-
wards the British prime minister's
view and the matter rests there for
the present A compromise may take
the form of an ultimatum to Germany
with the threat of applying effective
compulsiCn without indicating what
form compulsion might take.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-04-19

or scrub bulls DairYmCn With small
herds do not usually feel justified in
investing much capital in a bull As
"A result many scrub and grade sircS
are used. Even though a good bull is
used it will be necessary to dispose
of him after two wears service in or
der to avoid in.breeding, and in most
cases the bull then goes to market
Many good bull have been sent ~
the ShamhlpS long before their period
of usefulness was over aud before
their real worth Us sires of good
daughters WAS determined.
What a Dairy Bull Assoc alton Is.
A Dairy Iull Association is an on
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-04-19
YANK FLYER FOUGHT
UNDER FOUR FLAGS

Warsaw. Major Joseph Slcllin,
q twcntv-thrcc year old aviator OF
Brooklyn, n y. who already has
fought in three armies, has gone to
Riga to enlist under the Lottish flag
in the war against the Russian Boil
Shcviki If his services are accepted
he will have served under four flags
in four years. The color3 Of France
America. Poland, and Lctvia, in turn,
have won his allegicncc
Since last fall Major Stehlin has
been fighting in the aviation branch
of the Polish army and in that ser
vice took part in the Polish dry"
which threw the BolshcvilI out of
Dyinsk.
Stchln, who Wa formerly life
guard at Sheepshcad Bay Brooklyn,
went To France in January, 1917 and
Joined tho French flying Corps where
he won two citations and wa prom }.
ted to be sergeant for aiding fellow
aviators attacked by German planes.
When the American army came
over to France Stchlin transferred his
allegiance to the American flag. re-
Cciviug commission a. first licuten-
an of aviators and took part in &C
tons in the Champagne, Nerdun and
scissors sectors After the armiStiCC
he returned TO the United States and
is said to joined the aviation Scc'ion
of the New York police as a captain.
Last September he joined the Polish
forces recruited in New York was
commissioned as captain, came 20 20.
- a.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-04-19
DAIRY BULL ASSNS.
AID MILK INDUSTRY
BY (. NJ. CLARK
(ln Charge Of Dairy Extension,

The hCttcrmcnt Of the dairy indus
try depends upon many factors which
are within the control of the dairy
man Goods COWS, intelligent feeding.
and proper herd management are all
essential in profitable dairying; but il
any permanent improvement is to be
made in the production Of milk and
butterfat in the future herd, all the
foregoing factors are good for naught,
unless a good dairy bull is used, BY
"a cUC3 dairy bull Is meant a pure bred
sire Of one of the recognized dairy
breeds of cattle. which possesses good
individuality and is the offspring OF
high producing ancestors. EFF like be-
gets like or the likeness OF some near
ancestor" It behooveS every breeder
of cattle to obtain the use Of the best
bred bull that circumstances will per
nit
Pure bred bulls from cows produc-
ing large quantities OF milk and but
tertat are higher in price than grade
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-04-19

Streator were Ottawa callers ycsfer-
day afternoon.
Eycrct noughcrty and Jack Kelly
were Utica callers last Saturday.
Vclma Rice of Narcotics WAS in OF
tawa calling on friends yesterday ai'
tcrnOOn.
John SOpka of Strca or was in Ut
tawa calling on friends last evening.
Miss Strand has gone on short
business trip to Chicago.
Miss Nina Ogden Of Second aNcnn"
has gone to iowa where she VIII spend
the next two weeks visiting friends
and relatives
Miss Elizabeth Mccarthy OF Knox
Vile. Tenn. is spending few days
with her mother. Mrs. Mary Mccarthy
in West Ottawa
Stewart Ncrtncy has returned to
Ann Arbor, Mich, whore he is AT
tending school, after q visit with ms
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. r. J. Nccrt
ney. on West Lafayette street.
William Mccarthy has returned to
his home in Springfield, after u visit
with his mother. Mrs William Nc
Carthy. in West Ottawa.
Attorney and Mrs. Roger Clark, see
Ond and NanRurcu streets are the
proud parents Of a baby girl born SAT
urdav.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harvey y White of
Guthrie street are TIC parent or a
baby boy born Ia night.
Mrs. Max Dammon and Mrs. :.
ODonncll, Of Chicago are visiting
/ r,.,,, flt, IN "A
f. r Butler OF Columbus. Ohio traGa
acted business in Ottawa today,
Mr.. and Mr.. p. J. Lucey of CHICAGO
are spending Il few DAYS with Mr.. l..
NJ Lucoy on Congress street
Roy Timmons of Seneca was an OF
taWa caller yesterday.
william Posse and Peter Olson OF
Harding were in Ottawa calling on
friends last evening.
Harold Wiley of 228 Madison street
has secured position AS salesman
with the Cooperative Packing Com
pany,
Miss Margaret Dryer has secured a
position as bookkeep"r and Stcno-
crapher with the Stalk Bakery.
J. Burnum visited friends in Ma"
settles yes crday
Joseph Cantv Of Chicago has sccur-
ed a position with the Lucey Dry
Goods Store.
Alfred Robenstein has secured a
position in The Lucev Dry Goods store
Edward Koefry of Chicago was in
Ottawa on business this morning.
Miss G. O'Kane has gone to Chicago
on shor business trip,
Mrs Carrie Do,s has gone to Chicd-
go on short business trip,
Vincent Diebodt of Seneca was IN
Ottawa calling on friends last even,
ing
Mrs Albert Kinney was in laSallc
Saturday evening calling on friends.
Miss Margaret Miller has gone for y
fcW day visit with friends in Chicago.
Glen Cameron of Troy Grove was an
Ottawa visitor today.
Roy DaIesOn of La Sale was an OF
taWa vi iitor this morning.
Misses Laura Jacobs and Anna
Kraft of La Sale were in Ottawa for
few hours yeSt crday afternoon.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-04-19
W. ~
le@1&&p@

The invitations have been issued for
the formal May dancing party which
will be held on Thursday May h. at
the Ottawa Boat club The party Will
be one OF the largest formal social
events Of the year. The guests will
danes in the ball room Of the club, 10
music furnished BY hIontrich's or
ches,ra and supper will be serVed in
the dining room
:. :. !.
Mrs. G. G.. Marsh. 22o Main e rect
entertained Yesterday in honor Of icl
niece Miss Nettio Sykes of Utica. who
celebrated her twentieth birthday
Twenty guests were present Tn"
house was prettily decorated VII h
yellow and white. \ five cnurec din
nrr was served at tx O'Clock. after
which n very plca4ant evening was
spent with music and games. The
guests departed at late hour wishing
Misc Sykci many NOR" such HAPPY
birthdays.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-04-19
NATIONAL D. A. R.
OPENS CONGRESS

Washington April 10 AmcricaNi.
"ation and patriotic educational cam
paignS were the chief subjects before
the twenty ninth annual continental
congress of the Daughter of the Amer
lean Revolution which convened here
This morning. Except for contests Tor
vice presidents general, it was said
the election of officers probably would
consume little time? Delegates from
her now statc, Connecticut predicted
that Mrs. George MAYNARD Minor
would be elected president general by
acclama ion to succeed Mrs George
Thatcher Gurrney.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-04-19
r bought.

Men fear thought as they fear nom
ing els" on carth-morc lhah rum.
more even than death. Thought Is
sihvcrSive and revolutionary, deStruc-
tive and terrible; thought is mercllc>s
to privilege. established institutions
and comfortable habits; thought s an
archie and IawIesS, Indifferent to h'l-
thority. careless of the Wcll-trod WIS
dom Of tn" ages Thought looks INTO
the pit of he'll and is not afraid,-Ecr-
trand Russell.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-04-19

there is at the present time. The
church applies its ministry even here
in is preaching for a more equal dl-
vision of the profits of industry be
tween employers and employees, and
the duty or men to serve where the
need is greatest whether tina. is on the
farrs G." any other place.
Because Of the crisis that mas
arisen the Interchurch World Move
ment has designated week for the
financial canvass tfrom next Sunday.
April q. to Sunday, May y that Will
make possible the effective service of
thirty Protestant denominations that
have planned their work to meet all
of the great needs Of the world.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-04-19

In th" summer months curing f"nr
months of which the sun never sets,
the ESkmos live in tents. These are
made of skins and are shaped some
what like boat cut in half, In the
rear of the tent the bed IS spread.
while In the wide high open front
n smudge burns day and night This
smoke fire serves to drive away the
mosquitoes, which are large and fe'
roCiOus.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-04-19

In Bavaria. before the war mt least.
there were all sorts ~ kindly little
celebrations and other things which
made life friendlier and more pleasant.
II an employee had remained In the
same place for five, seven. ten years.
etc. his employer frequently gave him
n sort Of little jubilee celebration Nor
did the employees forget the chiefs
birthday or "nameday." Nothing ex'
pcnsive--a glass or two Of wine. Z
cake, n little friendly speech.