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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22

10 you remember the story OF the
l. old woman who replied to a
question about how she was feel
ing
I'm enjoying poor health, thank
I've always thought that just as
there are sermons in stones and lee
lures In running brooks so there is
a wonderful text in the idea of ac-
tually enjoying" poor health
All Of Us know plenty OF folks
who DO just that All OF US know
people who get the lZeenest pleasure
out Of recitinE the fun tale OF all
like 70 think OF themselves as set
of from the world by their afflic-
tons. 1t gives them the greatest
possible satisfaction 10 fancy that
there never was sorrow like their
sorrow-
Bore Wen. sane Folks
And they don't dream how they
bore everybody. But bore they do.
For we'll sane folks don't want TO
spare the time listening TO a re-
eital q imaginary ills, and other
lnvaiides imaginaire" want 10 stop
listening and talk about their own
troubles
But there's a special group OF these
afflicted folks with which now
want TO deal It's the ones who ac-
tually let themselves in for suffer
ing which they might perfectly wei
escape. They don't do this merely
because they want to have a tale Of
woe 70 tell They do It because they
think 10 take on the burden. OF the
world and so eLalt themselves.
They don't merely talk about their
troubles. They make themi
Take Mrs. Johnson for instance.
She always goes about in the shah
best clothes while her children are
tho pink Of neatness and sweetness.
Folks look on and say:
Isn't Fanny Johnson the sweetest,
most unseifish thing you ever saw?
Dick and the children always look
fit as fiddles- That shows what a
good manager she Is But I guess
Dick isn't doing so wonderfully well,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
Orient Lecture
Opens Program
OfChGNtanQna

Fundamentally educational but
with much keen humor and many
amusing incidents. the address q Ju-
Illus Caesar Maybe, which opened the
Euioson White chautauqua at the
Central Baptist church Wednesday
night, won the enthusiastic approval
of the capacity audience. II had been
planned to hold the meeting in q tent
at Virginia and Wyoming streets. hut
the high wind prevented the raising
Of the tent, which Will however, be
in place for the meetings TO-DAY
Mr.. Maybe is native Of Damas-
Gus. he is a graduate of Roberts
college Of Constantiucple and has
been a student at English univcI ST.
ties and at Harvard His address
was brilliantly illustrated by means
Of many thousand dollars worth Of
Oriental costumes and se-ti1rs and
Greek and Arabian modes Of thoughts,
customs, religious rites and the
unique hetrothal forms and marriage
ceremonies
Five El Paso girls assisted his
demonstration Of the picturesque Gus
toms
me 3 o'clock meeting Thursday
which was held in the big tent had fcr
its program a varied musical TO
gram BY the Alaska DUO md an ac-
dress on american Re construction
by Carlton Chamberlayne.
AT 1880 o'clock tonight -he Alaskan
Duo viii also give q program followed
by q debate between senator Charles
Fraley. Republican. anc Carlton
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
ALL LORDSBURG JOINS
CHEAP CLOTHING MOVEMENT

Lordsburg. N. NJ, April 22.-The
LOrdsburg chamber Of commerce has
adopted a resolution pledginE all
members 10 wear overalls. khaki or
old clothes, or clothes OF cheap mate
rial. as a protest against the present
price % wooden clothes The pledge
is for a period OF six months.
This movement has been en-
Enthusiastically Endorsed by the
Parent-Teachers' association. the
Methodist. Christian and Baptist
pastors, the Woman's club and the
LordshurE post. American legion.
Edward II. Mitchell. adjutant and
member - the executive committee
OF the New Mexico post. American
legion. has requested that the state
body start the BAH rolling 10 secure
an Endorsement by the national
organization.
Next sunday morning at least the
Methodist and Baptist pastors VIII 90
into their pulpits clad in denims.
The L0rdsburg high school has also
Joined the movement
All [-al merchants are pledged not
TO raise the price OF clothes referred
20 in the resolutions.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
Ell Paso And Southwestern Employees
In Dead Earnest In Their Support
Of Movement For Cheaper Clothing

IT is in real earnest that the work
ers in the general offices Of the
Fl PasO and Southwestern have
organized their overall club. Already.
Win me depot. consolidated tlcket OF
ice freight office and warehouse yet
TO hear from. the club has a paid
membership Of 800 and the report OF
the treasurer shows more than $500
as the sum in hand
Our move IS one OF combined pro
test and economy" said S. l. Lock
wood. Of the engineering department.
We believe that II this movement
is adhered to by the persons who are
now joining It viii be but a short
time before prices begin TO tumble
In the meantime, we viii be saving
our SO suits BIZ wearing inexpensive
khaki OF overalls TO work Our pledge
holds us liable 20 a fine Of 81 for each
working day that we wear clohting
other than these"
The pledge is for six months. The
overalls and khaki trousers and shirts
are to be purchased at wholesale by a
committee consisting Of +. z True
blood. John Glaves, B. F. Peters, S. L.
lockwood and v. A. creed.
Asked II he believed a boycott
would keep prices down after it sue
ceeded in lowering them. 1Ir. Lock
wood said che organizations which
are now forming should be prepared
and ready to ride the horse a little
further" IS necessary "Once the
profiteers realize that the public is
in earnest about this protest and that
we are not going TO continue to pay
eXOrbitant prices for everyday neces-
stiles, / believe the scale viii drop
and stay down" he said. I'VE don't
prices Of several years ago. but we do
want prices consistent with present
day incomes. and with the quality OF
goods offered for sale"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
OR nEN. WOMEN < CHILDREN
TRAIN YOUR HAIR AS AN
ACTRESS DOES

No class Of people devotes as much
time 10 beauty as do actresses. and no
class must be more careful 10 retain
and develop their charms. Inquiry
develops the information that in hair
care they find IL dangerous to sham
poo with any makeshift hair cleanser.
The majority say that 10 have the
best hair wash and scalp stimulator
at a cost Of about three cents. one
need only get a package Of canthrox
from your druggist; dissolve a tea
spoonful in a cup OF hot water and
your shampoo Is ready This makes
enough shampoo liquid to apply IL TO
all the hair instead OF just the TOP OF
the head After its use the hair dries
rapidly. with uniform color. Dan
oruff, excess oil and dirt are quickly
dissolved and entirely disappear when
you rinse the hair After this your
hair viii be so fluffy Il viii look
much heavier than IT is Its luster and
softness win delight you. while the
stimulated scalp gains the health
which insures hair growth.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22

the body cells with the necessary
phosphoric frod elements, bitro-
phosphate should produce a welcome
Transformation in the appearance: the
increase in weight frequently being
astonishing.
-linical tests made IN St Gather
ines Hospital, -. showed that two
patients gained IN weight g and %
pounds, respectively. through the ad-
ministration OF organic phosphate;
bot patients claim they have not
as str and well Tor the past
twelve years.
Increase ia weight also carries
with It "A general Improvement In the
health Nervousness. sleeplessness and
OF energy. which nearly always
accompany excessive thinness. should
soon disappear. duh eyes ought 20
brighten a pale cheeks slow with
the bloom OF perfect health.
Physicians and hospitals every
where are now reco- mixing its merits
By its use in ever increasing guam
titles. Frederi < Kolle, II. D., editor
Of New York Physicians VINO 6
Who" says. "Bitro-Phosphate shoaid
be prescribed by every doctor and
used in ever hospital TO increase
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
Coquetry in Sales Letters
a Sure Success. He Saus

Chicago. I'LL. April 22--salesmen,
when approaching difficult custo-
mers. pause and consider the meth
DDS your wife employed TO bring you
to the altar. Then. armed with a
philosophy Of salesmanship that can
not fail. take the prospects order ior
a couple Of million dollars worth OF
goods.
That at least. is what professor
Frank Dignan. head OF the depart
ment Of letters at La sale extension
diversity, declared IN an address
here.
0quetry in sales letters and the
use OF the subtle artifice that women
have learned TO use so successfully.
viii bring home the bacon he said
ChamberIayne. Democrat The sub
ject Of the debate is -Res solved that
the seven wears Of Democratic admin
istration iustifies a continuance q
that power"
The Alaska Duo consists OF Mics
Hulda Noedisch. dramatic soprano,
and Miss Iona Laska. lyric soprano
Miss Voedisch was formerly with the
Minneapolis symphony orchestra
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
CURED HER FITS

Mrs Paul Gram. residing At SIC Fourth
street Milwaukee. Wis. recently gave out
the following statement Il had suffered
with tits epilepsy for over IA years
Doctors and medicine did me no Ecod. u
seemed that ] was beyond an hope cf re-
Lex when AZ last I secured a preparation
that cured me sound and we'll over 10
years have passed and the attacks have
not returned. 7 wish every one who SUI
fers from this terrible disease would write
r. p y. Lepso, 123 Island avenue. Mil
Waukee Wis. and ask for a bottle Of the
same kind Of medicine which he gave me.
He has generously promised 20 send &c
postpaid. free TO any one who writes him 20
Adv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
Phoenix High School
Plans Uniform Dress

Phoenix. ARK. April 22.-For the
next high school term every girl
STUDENT IS 10 wear a simple uniform
dress. comprising a blue serge OF
white cotton skirt. white MILDLY
blouse, either plain or trimmed with
blue, cotton stockings and sensible.
low heeled shoes. This much has
been determined upon by a commit
tee OF parents, cooperating with rep
resentatives OF the teaching force. It
is reported that during the current
term number OF girls have left the
school because they could not afford
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
T own Character Is
Banished bu Police

Denver. Colo April 22.-Jim Olsen,
local character, has been banished
from his home town.
Olsens arrests for vagraucy we're
so frequent that judge Dunn finally
ordered him to leave the city for a
period Of one year.
Olsen viii be permitted under the
courts ruling, 20 visit his family once
3 month, on sunday If Jim misses
ire first train out Monday morning,
he faces q 60 day jail sentence
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
SHOULD BE PRESCRIBED BY EVERY DOCTOR
AND USED IN EVERY HOSPITAL,
Says Editor Of Physicians Who's Who"

Take plain bitro-phosphate is the
advice Of these physicians TO thin.
delicate. nervous people who lack vim.
energy and re force. and there
seems 10 be NJ lc proof OF the 70
lcacy OF this preparation TO warrant
me recommendation Moreover, II We
Judge from the countless preparations
ana treatments which are contin 1al-
y being advertised for the purpose
p making thin people fleshy. de-
Weeping ms, neck and bust. ana
replacing ugl5 hollows and angles by
-ne soft curved lines Of health and
beauty there are evidently thousands
= men and Fomen who keenly feel
lnetr excessive thlnness-
4nlnness and weakness are often
lle 70 starved nerves. Our bodies
need more phosphate than IS con-
tame IN m5dern foods. Physicians
CAIN there Is nothing that viii SUD
ply this deficiency 50 well as the Or
sanic phosphate known among drug
sists as bltro p10sphate. which IS In
expensive and IS sold by most All
druggists under a guarantee Of salts
1aclion or ~ 'neF back. BY feeding
ne nerves directly and b. supplying
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22

for the clothes she wears are mighty
shabby. Too bad that il there isn't
enough TO go around, she has to be
the>one TO suffer
Enjoys MartyrdOm-
Perhaps Fanny Johnson uOesn
know what folks are saying But the
over-riEhteous air with which she
wears her shabby suit from year be-
fore last looks bit as I she en-
joyed her martyrdom. And her COM
mon sense ought to tell her that even
II it's important for Dick 20 look well
when he goes out among men, and IN
spite Of the fact that the children
mustn't feel unhappy because all the
other kiddies they know are better
dressed than they. it also Is i'm
portant that they shouldn't be
ashamed Of mother
BY skipping a bit on sisters hair
ribbon bows, end by making broth
er's last year REFER do for school,
and by refusing TO serve such big
portions Of griddle cakes and maple
syrup. Fanny might easily save
enough TO obviate the necessity OF
going about with shoes that are con-
spicuously patched
But she'd rather wear her martyrs
crown and her righteous air Of low
ing Others better than herself than
a nice, up to date spring suit
There are lots OF folks like her
and they would be great deal easier
10 love il they didn't pose as being
50 much better than the ordinary run
of mOrtals.
I'D love 70 marry, but it isn't fair
TO ask any girl TO share my small
salary" writes James. i can stand
the loneliness and longing better
than seeing the girl love sacrificed
for my sake"
I wonder II he also considers il IN
fair 70 take up the time Of the girl
he loves and TO work on her emo
lions with the result that she longs
for nothing so much as to help him
manage TO get along on his small
salary. Ee probably doesn't dream
that he's being unfair-that he is
playing the part Of martyr and let
ting someone else pay the bill for his
lovely white robe.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
Decrease of Bread Subsidy
in England adds to Unrest

London. Eng. April 22.-Labor lead
ers see further unrest for England,
and new demands for wage increases
in the government decision to de-
crease the bread subsidy and permit
the trade to charge a shilling for a
four pound loaf Of bread.
Z think # is bound TO induce many
trade unions 70 make fresh wage ap-
plicari9ns," Arthur Henderson de-
clares.
There can be no Industrial peace
until the cost OF food comes down" is
the assertion OF W. Brace. Il would
rather see the subsidy increased than
the price Of bread
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
No. 70 Can Eat VA You Ia.

There is no need TO deprive your
self Of your favorite dishes because
OF needless disorders Of digestion
Eno's Fruit salt" provides a natural
and most agreeable corrective for am
ailments or constipation or faulty
digestion Take Emo the first thiug
in the morning. II assures you OF
freedom from headaches, hfliousness.
Indigestion and the many ills OF con-
stipation- 1t helps you TO establish
regular habits-clears the head and
critics. Your druggist sells Euo's
Fruit SALT SL00 a large bottle
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
ISddora Duncan Denies
Report She Is BoLshepiB

Paris France, April 22.-In a let
ter 70 Paris newspaper. Isadora
Duncan denies that she is a boil
sheTik Eympathizer.
NY bolsheVist reputation was
caused By a very charming young
reporter" she wrote. He asked me
the following question: IF the boil
sheFists offered you a school Of
100 pupils. a theater and an orchestra
and means 70 carry out your work,
would you go TO Russian OF course,
I said yes like a shot, for II these
things were offered me even in Mars,
I would take the next scientific
rocket and go with pleasure"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
Says True Art Can't
Lice Without Kick %

Chicago. H., April z2-Ths 18th
constitutional amendment dealt a
terrific Jolt TO art IN the United
States, according 10 Robert ".
Chanler, a wen known New York
artist
Beauty and an appreciation Of Il
in the United States VIII Waue IN
less wine and beer come back" he
said fra an interview here. art can
not endure without vine Take wine
away from the greatest OF artists
and you deprive them Of their incen-
tive-yeu take away the thoughts
that make their work beautiful
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
Woman Paperhanger
Abbears in London

London, April 22.-"Spring cleaning.
paper hanging done by experienced
lady Write Adrian, 102 Longacre
VIC .
So reads an advertisement in the
Daily Express and a new triumph
is chalked Up for the gentle sex
Frankly do not think paper
hanging IS a mans work" ths ad-
vertiser explained. "and I hope TO
show that It Is one Of the things
woman can do better.
Spring cleaning is much harder
work physically. but 7 really like it
and this time, az any rate, 7 don't
think the men VIII be euTious."
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
SWiss Fear Reduction
Of Amy By Paciifists

Geneva, Switzerland. April 22-
Swiss military men fear that pacifist
organizations, baslng their arguments
on the influence OF the league Of ma
tons in preventing future wars, viii
succeed in reducing the Swiss army
70 a condition Of absolute fmpotency.
Col Sarasius Col Feyler and Col.
Lecomte have written several articles
protesting against any reduction in
the strength OF the Swiss forces and
urging on the contrary. a reorgan-
ization designed to make the army
more effective.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
Harness Electric
Pouer of aurora BoredLis

Chicago, April Feasibility Of
Harvesting the mighty electric forces
OF the Aurora Borealis, and utilizing
them for telegraph and telephone cur
rent and other power. was seen dur
ing the recent Aurora display by viii
fred Weber. wire chief for the West
ern Union Telegraph company. here.
such 2 dream Is not unrealizable."
he said. The voltage OF the Aurora
IS so high that it might have been
used to send telegraph messages. The
chief difficulty. II seems 20 me. IS
the lrregularity OF the Aurora cur
rent"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
Be Young In Body, Mind and
Looks Despite Your Years

How often you have
wished that you could
indulge in the strenu-
Gus exercise of out
door sports with the
Vigor and enthusiasm
of youth But the
end Of the week finds
you all in you are
tired, listless and lack
the energy go out for
a vigorous walk or a
round of the links-Or
sny other exercise that re-
Q1ires much physical exer-
ton Many a man, even in
his middle forties, has q
vague feeling that he IS
getting old"-and right
at a time whenhe should be
at his very best physically
Andheisgrowingold. not
IN the sense that the years
are pressing heavily upon
him but IN the sense that
his vital forces are wasting
away faster than Naturere-
places the worn out tissues.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
Youths Set Out to Shoot
g nju1s" ; Caught in Time

Pueblo. Colo. april 22-The remain
ing indian tribes OF the west are
saved, and Paul and Edward I.eese.
l5 and II years old, respectively, Chi
cago youths. are or their way back
TO their mammas. The two Chicago
lads we're picked Up by local police.
who discovered them all logged out
IN COWBOY garb, "on our way TO ex-
terminate the red skins
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
$4,000 Miles
for Wife, Asks DiUorce

Edwardsvil1e, H., April Al
though George Pastor went 70 Hun
gary, in Europe, five times in an
effort 70 get his wife TO Join him in
this country she steadfastly refused.
The travelling distance approximates
10000 miles, or a Eirdling OF the
globe. Now Pastor wants a divorce.
IN suit filed here, he alleged deser-
ton
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
THIN, NERVOUS PEOPLE
NEED BITRO-PHOSPHATE.
What Il Is and How It Increases Weight Strength and
Nerve Force In Many Instances

strength and nerve force and to en-
rich the blood"
Joseph ID 9arrigan, Former Visit
irS Specialist to North Eastern Dis
pensatOry, says: Let those who are
weak. thin, nervous, anaemic, or run
down, take a natural, unadulterafed
S distance such as ro-phosphate
and you viii ron see some astonish-
ing results in the increase Of nerve
energy. strength Of body and mi1o
and power Of endurance
tro-Phosphate is made entirely Of
the D anic phosphate compound re-
ferred 70 in the Nltional Standard
Dispensatory as sing an excellent
tonic and lervine and a preparation
which has recently quired consid-
cradle reputation in the treatment OF
neurasthenia- The standard Of ex-
celIeuce. strength and purity Of its
substance is beyond question. for
every Bitro-Phosphate tablet is man
ufactured in strict accordance with
the L. s Pharmacopoeia test require
ments Bitro-P Phosphate is therefore
not a patent medicine and should not
be confused with any OF the secret
nostrums. so-called tonics or widely
advertised "cure-alls-"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
stomach UPSET?
Get at the Real Cause-Take
Dr.. Edwards Olive Tablets

That's what Thousands Of stumzch
sufferers are dong now Instead Of
taking tones or trying 70 patch up a
Door digestion. they are attacking the
real cause Of the silmeut-cogged
bvef and disordered bowels.
Dr. Edwards Olive Tzblets arouse
the liver N a soothing. healing Way-
When the liver and bowels are per
forming their natural functions away
goes indigestion and stomach troubles
Have YOU a bad taste, coated
tongue poor appetite. a lazy. don't
ere feeling, no ambition u energy.
trouble with undigested toods2 lake
Olive Tablets, the substitute Tor calomeL
d Edwards Olive rabiess ars a
purely vegetable compound mixed With
olive oil You VIII know them by Their
olive color. They DO the EOrk without
guplng. cramps OF pam
lake one OF two at bedtime for umck
rehet Eat what you ike. loc and &c
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
When Ceiling Falls on Bed
Mother and Infant Hurt

Mexico. No, April 22.-Having more
than 100 pounds OF hot plaster fall
upon their bed was the experience
of Mrs. p. B. Pratt and her week old
infant the other morning, when fire
destroyed the Pratt home here Mrs.
Pratt and the baby were rescued.
They escaped with slight burns.
fore Christ. contain the earliest
Sanskrit writing.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22

COME smooth misersant came unbe-
y knowust into our community this
week and passed off a dime with a
hole in it.
Frisby Hancock, who has made a
crop in the field adjoining the Hog
Ford still house for the past several
summers, is going TO Try one in the
field by the church this time.
Cricket Hicks was noticed this week
turning the pages IN a catalog right
slow TO see If he could catch the
fashions while they we're changing.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22

look at these two plates and use
your own reasoning. The roofless
has suctions On both sides ~, soft
rubber next 20 sore gums Designed
to be put in Immediately after e1-
traction. Il does not touch ths
hard bone in the roof Of the mouth
and makes its own bed. No fun
therefore, It settles with The gums
roof plate can compare with the ut
Of this plate, as it settles into it,
bed, lighter, more tongue rooms
clearer speech
Dr.. williams hss been making this
plate for ten years, and is thor
oughly familiar with its eonstrue-
ton. Made only BY Us in e Paso.
NOTE OUR LOWEST PRICES
Full Plates -..-....--..-...-si0 mp
Gold Crowns Cbest made) IS
Bridge work, PEI tooth. .-...-.. IS
Filings ..-.....-.....-.ol up
Al classes Of dentistry at proper
tomato prices
J. HOD WILLIAMS, M. D., D. D. S.
painless Will IS, The Peoples
Dentist
Cor. EI Paso and san Antonio sta
Over American National Bank.
Across Street From Entrance Hotel
Del Norte.
Zone Osf- HourE 500 20 Sau.
sunday Q 20 II. sat. EFenfzEA
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22

TO dress Up TO the standard OF the
class. There Is 10 be designation OF
the classes by sleeve insignia
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-22
SunfIower States Oldest
Building Being Torn DoWn

Atchinson. KAN April 22.-The
Sunflower states Oldest building is
being torn down at Kickapoo, near
here II IS an old Catholic mission,
erected more than IS years ago Il
stands on the farm OF c. A. Spencer.
The mission was built by Frs. Ban
Quickendorne and Hoecken, Jesuit
missionaries, and was the cradle Of
the Catholic church in Kansas