Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-05-08
LIFE AS MILLIONA|RES
BUNK TO TWO NEWSBOYS
After a Day Rolling in Wealth
They Sigh for "Chi" and
Beef Stew.
Prom Nv York World Of yesterday

Prom New York World of yesterday
Life has done it, hest for Morris Pcrk-
son and Max Swircn Chicago ncwgms
They know ambition fulfilled For twcr-
ty-four hours they nave lived after tic
fashion of imaginary millionaire. Va
ferday afternoon with the Waldorf behind
them and the long, long trail a-winding 81
4 circuitous route back 10 oh. Morri
and Max. fun 0f strawberry shorfcske ard
experience declared and they meant
lit,
There's lot Of bunk about fhI
millionaire stuff Millionaire don't Ive
Tho life . Riley.
Morris j. seventeen. tlis companion
/ - two years younger piebiEcife ~
/ the BOYS Brotherhood Republic of Oh
caQo conferred upon Morris the ttle a.
1 state Senator Max has bern dcsignate
/ uroseruftnp attorney Since April }
/ they have been scouting through thc Faw
/ on n mission ~ education for thoir 90
| ganization. Marahall Field 3d and ottor
| grown-ups IN Chicago, interested IN q
| Republic. financed the missionary iuu
! of Berss and on ~"irtn
''xEvvR hGAt~" As PtrTocpsTs.
| reporter found fhc two Cbiesvo
uaificians YESTERDAY afternoon $50 'ft
! tea room II the Waldorf iiti0g q pnr
/ rle and white striped sweater u''erI
! obivious 10 the beauty and fashion aad
4 money bv which they Ncrc surrounded
I They had finished twO large dishc7
sliced bananas and cream and wrre
! valiantlv striving ~ wear down 'b.
! facade Of q coupie 0f giant wedge II
/ strawberry shoItcakc.
How do He Ike it.' echoed Morr-
Tel him Max.
aThc millionaires ran have 81 q thi'
stuff ihev want said Max We've haf
ono dav II i and We u here - say Nevei
again
waiter saurfercd up and presented
ia tbe senator 4 bIiI of sIl f0r lobster and
water crcss and sweet rolls ard baHanas
and cream and strawberry shortcakc.
There were other items on the blll hc
senator vTavrlv scanne1 thc cheek. and
=aid he believed the waiter had forgotten
n record thc agparagllJ TIPS
The waiter got dollar tIp.
4 paoe encountered Max and M0TrIa
IN tbrir va7. o,lt ~ the tea room and gaid
man had fclcphoned - thern but han
left NJ name. They thanked the PAGE anil
bestowed % rent upon him
Then thev explained 70 the reporter
hat when thew frat learned they we're
.
.lar5- they started To save their rnonev
selling rarers m the Loop Fach had ?
. banxrol If $40 when they reacned New
York They then registered st ne
Waldorf where thew encountered tho press
. agent. who Immediately mapped ont A
, program to fiji their afternoon, evening
and the hours Of the following day until
40 p. n.
SPENDING NEARLY HEADED Ov7.
What's the use OF beng millionaire
If vou can't srend the iack7' queries
Max. We told the press agent we'd q
where he told IL. but We didn't he hafi
IL fixed sos We couldn't spend our roll.
Tueseay night we dropped Into Del
nlonicos for dinner a. 7.45. They oIdn
want 70 ie4 us IN al first. We told them Ee
had the lack 70 nav. SO the head waiter
laughed and we took Oh OuT jackets ami
caps and walked in with our sweaters on.
. EVERYBODY kept looking &C Ne, and the
head waiter came over after a wnile ana
; sand. Whv don y0u take on your
sweaters too Do Won tnInk he was kidding
us?
After leaving Delmonico' 5 they journey
cd % the Hudson Theatre, where they hati
the Yni0le experience Of qIarrelllng WITH
box offics man because he would not
AXE heir money.
After he snow they visited cabarer
and then took taXcaD around town Ior
/ seyera nours.
We adm yet into bed uil ocioek
thls, morning said MorrIs. We wante'i
~ -ierp and nave late breakfast IN bed,
but tnc reporters woke Us up. " e nad tiis'
i br,-asfast IA bed, al right. ana tnen
I after seeing another flock of reporters we
took taN down % me P0srottlce TO GcE Z.
postal card from uy sister. II Gust "
q 80 tu get ID the postotiluc, and another
{ taxi man coming back wouldn take ls q
a fare untl we paid him IN advance. we
gave him a s. bln and tod MN 10 Keep
! the change It cost Us 500 70 get that
postal card.
They had trouble in getting into The
elevator in the Waldorf when they got
[ ! back 4 new starter Was on and ne aEroni (
/. Ell rhe Senator anu ,he prosecuting aft9f-
nev by telling meg - deliver goods arouno
/ the corner
: s<rBHrp. rHfv ''~LlPpE0 81
{ We slipped ,ha. bird Il toAar ,ahi
: Man. and took the elevator.
II uoul8n ike 70 1--we these twenty
folr aorrs ave- aEatn, sald Morris. Mas
: SAID r.. fel- hc same waE ahout =. lhet
3 wau,.s,l Il Eai back 70 CHI and drcp
= into certain piace they knew and gci ;
e beef stew
/ Ncrher Niax nor Morris kncH 6o0
+ mech 81 .helr original roll of S220 sur-
E vived They thought they might have
8 sbour $50 left Whatever remained, thcN
{ said, would 90 10 the Salvation Army
Most OF Il went in tips Max eSplaInc,t
,.Wc never gave bellhop .ess than halt
dollar. except twice when W. dion
j have anything bar quartcr 20 siS.
; him
At t&0 O'Clock hcy Ncntl- -to4r i1ar-
is n4lorsire~ GUIDED They sslca
the Way q Liberty street ferry and tan
, Was suggested
{ ~ here 30 YOU gc hat >tcG .a>.
SAID NlaN We ain / milljoualrcs no more
I It's street cars for US from ncw On.
/ Outside ,hc Waldorf they stoppc
and Max dropped his suit case
II knew there was something "t
Z forgot he sad
) What vas it We forgot. askca MoUs
{ we never had out nalls msmcured
t We'll. said Morris, that's some
t thing 10 lie proud oi. Come ga, hers
comes Our car.
/ And II was thus the two ''mdhondIc>>
, made their exit. leaving the metropolis
fat ou IT'S back.