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The Washington herald., 1920-03-06
Events Of Today

Russian Embassy, funeral mass
for Admiral Kolchak, 1125 Sixteenth
street northwest, IL noon.
Real Estate Brokers Association,
annual banquet, Rauscher's Restau-
rant. p. m.
District Association of Drugless
Physicians, meeting. sixth floor. SIG
Fourteenth street northwest. 8 y. m.
Adath Israel. synagogue. address
by the Rev. DR.. Moses Baroway.
Sixth and streets northwest s:3o
a. m.
search. meeting, Public Library. 4:3o
y. m.
Washington Academy of Sciences
and Anthropological Society, address
by w. II. r. Rivers. National Mu-
scum. y. m.
Biological Society Of Washington,
meeting. Cosmos Club. 7:30 D. m.
Maine Association meeting, Trim
ity" Community House. s p. m.
Art and Archaeology League OF
Washington. meeting, 1873 N street
northwest, p. m.
Navy Yard Recreation League,
dance, Navy Yard Red Cross rooms.
p. m.
Paulist Choristers, concert. Lib
erty Hut. s:15 p. m.
Club Events.
College women's Club. club house
luncheon. 1922 / street northwest,
1880 p. m.
women's City Club, address by
Miss Alice Hutchins Drake. 22 Jack
son place northwest. 4:45 p. m
Eeleet Klub, dance, 2400 Sixteenth
street northwest, 8 ID, m
| Community Service Club, No. 8,
bowling, dancing and basketball,
s1S Tenth street northwest. p. m.
Fraternal Events.
Washington Centennial Lodge.
No. II. F. A. A. A. NJ, NJ. NJ, special
meeting.
Senate.
Agriculture - Agriculture appro-
priation bill, 1880 a. m.
Foreign Relations subcommittee.
hearing. l. c. A. X. Martens, 1880
a. m.
Military Affairs, executive ses-
sion, 1880 a. m.
At the Theaters-
lPoli's-"Fifty- Fifty" S
NationaI-''Ben Hur"
Belasco-''Tumble In"
shubert rt-Garrick-'.Man G and Woman"
Moore's Rialto Norma Talmadge in "a
Daughter Of Two Worlds"
Loew's Palace - Dorothy Dalton in BLACK
Is White"
iCrandaIrs Metropolitan - Owen Moore In
'Piccadilly Jim."
Crsndalrs-Lieut. LockIcar in The Great
Air Robbery"
Noore's Garden-'0n With the Dance"
MOore's Strand - Hope Hampton in "A
Modern Salome."
Loew's Columba-oIive Thomas in "out
Yonder."
Cosmos-Continuous vaudeville and pictures.
CrandaII's Knickerbocker-wallace Reid in
Double Speed
b. +. keiths-vaudeville.
lGayety-Jean Bedini's Peek a Boo"
Folly-'Girls. Girls. Girls
The Washington herald., 1920-03-06
In the Linelight
BY George Perry Morris.

You do not see his name mention-
ed in reports Of doings In Poland.
but Z. B. Durand's presence there
as financial adviser is keeping this
economist and statistician from his
duties at the University OF Minne-
sofa Another man who has served
New Poland" In important ways,
but who ranks beneath the surface
IL James white, a Boston journalist
with q penchant for politics and an
extraordinary knowledge of the
psychology OF the types of man who
emerge whenever there is a conflict
of personal. group or national "in-
terests." Mr.. White entered on his
task early in the war with duties
chiefly journalistic.
Paderewski wanted TO get the
case of Poland before the American
public, and Mr.. White did IL. But
as time went on new developments
came that called for advice on 9TH
er matters than publicity" and
then Mr.. White was summoned to
be a middleman in matters that
tested his resources as they never
had been tested either in Boston or
Washington Journalism. He Is still
on the job. so he must have made
good. Candor compels the state
ment that his experiences with
Statesmen" in Washington. Paris,
Warsaw and other capitals have
given to his talk a quality acridly
cynical. What he thinks and says
of the allied powers" ifs fit to
print, but not printable. Only as
bestos would carry the message.
The Rumanian government.
mindful Of the advisability of con-
ciliating American opinion. has al
lowed a commission organized in
this country to go to the relief of
persons resident in Transylvania
who are Unitarians and who are
affiliated by a long succession of
friendly acts with the Cnitarians
of this country. They have made
serious charges against their pres
ent rulers; they say that they are
being persecuted for their religions
need of physical supplies. Ameri-
can Unitarians have heard the call
they have raised funds to maintain
a commission of investigation and
relief; and one of it's members will
be the Rev. Joel H. Metcalf, who
"roughed it, with the A. L. F. in
France, and who is a man of train
ed judgment as well as of unusual
vigor. The astronomers and scien-
lists of the country know him be-
cause of his striking record in dis
covering stars with the simplest in
struments.
Persons who attended the Inter
national Labor Congress held in this
city in October cannot forget the
imposing personality. the torrential
eloquence. and the clarity OF
thought of Lucien Jouhaux, General
Secretary of the Confederation Cen
erale du Travail, which is the
French Federation of Labor. He is
credited with aiding the govern
! ment in quickly putting an end to
the recent railway strike. by cast
| ing his personal and official inf1u-
ence against a prolonged strike or
knockout" settlement of an issue
that would weaken the nation at a
time when it is staggering up from
its economic depression and the de-
cline in it's pecuniary power. Not
for him a class victory gained al
the expense of national life Oh
healfht
The Washington herald., 1920-03-06
THE ART OF SNORING.

/ would inform you from the
start that snoring is indeed an
art. and one that many have
rehearsed until they rank among
the first.
The snoring scale is widely
tried by principals on every
side; no one aspirant could
recite the varied programs of a
night.
For every snore-performer
known, employs a method all his
own-a million melodies are
played in every nightly serenade.
I'd like to give you in a word
a resume of snores I've heard,
but snoring scores when rendered
well are very difficult to spell.
Some folks are artists when they
snore and play a complicated
score. while Others give
snoreful tune that might embar-
rass bassoon.
N. A. LUFBuRRow.
The Washington herald., 1920-03-06
Such Is Life
AS 1t is Seen
By 0. B. JOYFUL

John Henry Scroggins was a chap
OF whom the world took heed.
Well hammered, reared in plentys
lap,
He took a social lead.
But now without a friend he goes,
Whose friends were once so
proud.
John Henry goes to movie shows
And reads the lines out loud.
1t may be yet a while before your
wife can call up Mrs. Skygack of
Mars by wireless and ask her il the
children are getting over their
measles. But suppose the most
optimistic prophesies came true and
communication between Mars and
Earth were established, and Mrs.
Skygack, speaking by wireless some
morning, said to your wife: why
don't you folks come up to see us
some day."
But Mrs. Skygack, we haven't
the time" your wife could truth
fully answer.
A train travelling a mile a min
ute from the earth to Mars would
take seventy-six years for the trip.
The distance is IS, ,945, 500 miles. Be-
fore you got there your great
grandchildren would be grown up.
On a summers day the sun is right
over ones head. seemingly almost
within reach, but IL you boarded an
aerial train. running sixty miles an
hour, you would not arrive at the
sun until February OF the year 2097
And at the same rate of speed II is
50 years to Venus and 740 years to
Jupiter.
But Little Man, gazing into the
infinite, exclaims with perfect con-
f1dence: Mars, I'll speak to you
YETI,
The Washington herald., 1920-03-06
A DAILY LINE O. CHEER
By John Kendrick Bangs
. REPAYMENT.

/ neither hoot, nor croak. nor howl.
I'm neither dog, nor frog, nor owl;
But just human, grateful for
The goodly store
OF things of rare felicity
That life has given me,
The which ia make repayment for
in part
With all the cheer I hold within
my heart.
Copyright. l9aO. by The Mcclure Newspaper
Syndicate.
The Washington herald., 1920-03-06
where Sentiment Died.

GEORGE w. ADAMS, formerly of
this city, Is here on a visit. / met
him at the Capitol and he related
some interesting incidents OF his
service in the world war as a men,
ber of a Canadian OUTFIT.
You see," he said, Uncle Sam
was so slow in getting into the big
scrap that I enlisted In the Princess
Pats own Regiment. and went
across the pond early in the game.
One night ! was walking softly
about the camp so as not to disturb
the sleeping soldiers on the night
before a big fight. when I overheard
sentimental Scotch warrior, a
member of the famous Seaforth
Highlanders, say to a comrade:
"'Ah, Tam. how many thousands
there are at hame across the chan
mel thinkin' o. US this nIcht.'
fright, Donald replied his bun
kie, an how m my millions there
are who don't care tinker's ID
Go to sleep. ye spud.'
And a silence like unto that of
graveyard fell upon that section
OF the bivouac."
The Washington herald., 1920-03-06
Against All Precedent.


There is a magistrate at jefferson
vile, Ind. who courts "pitiless pub
licity" as a help to his business. Clerk
of the Court WILLIAMS F.. LEMON.
of Criminal Division No. .. this city,
has secured copy of the business
card Of the progressive magistrate in
question from a Washingtonian, who
recently visited Jeffersonville, which
place is becoming noted as a Gretna
Green. The Washington man said just
opposite the depot there is a gaudily
painted frame building with a sign
board bearing the inscription In large
letters: Marriage Parlors." He en-
tered the de luxe place and an aged
man handed him the business card of
''T. NJ. Coward. Magistrate, Special
Attention Given to Wedding Couples.
Weddings Kept Secret II Desired
On the reverse of the card is this:
IF a man loves a girl,
That's his business;
II a girls loves a man.
That's her business;
If they want the knot tied,
That's my business"
The Washington herald., 1920-03-06
Citizen 4. sfi.nomer,

In the vocabulary of the District
of Columbia there is no such word
as "citizen." according to FRANK B.
The Washington herald., 1920-03-06
"Fission" in the Science Ranks

Litigation among adherens of the Christian
broken the local congregations following inevitably
have been highest officials of the sect Up date the
broad issue involved has been the respective legal administrative
rights officials under separate
Eddy, each powerful within limits that she
define with precision and each having
and spend Trial of the however has disclosed that the
efforts definition these
effective she had hoped they would be-
has made conflict inevitable later
informally announced favor the
only minority support from the body of adherents.
Latest Developments however, indicate that
court addition to being asked the strictly
administrative of the controversy involving
and the like expected decide heterodoxy
orthodoxy of the publishing society,"
early and wisely decided performing
the policy contributed the welfare and religious
of the republic be told descriptive
and
its penetrating effect.
If the personally heretca "organs" they
publish heretca they teaching
of the faith it, Christian Science tribunal Massa
chusetts tribunal must and will settle il.
Representative away the $ao bonus from
the employees rebuke their OF course
the nonunon workers thoroughly indorse his attitude
Attorney General Palmer in his efforts to
of living he will have campaign issue that his
rivals
they will take active political campaign
of that State.
disturbing adoption of acent piece IS
that the prohes decide there further
looks though and secret diplomacy
would be in order for the District schools
The Washington herald., 1920-03-06

Representative Banton would away $24o bonus from
the employees rebuke course
the nonunon workers thoroughly indorse his attitude
The Washington herald., 1920-03-06

Attorney General Palmer really his efforts to
reduce the of living he will have that
rivals envy.
The Washington herald., 1920-03-06

West Virginia has turned down women that does not
they will take political
of
The Washington herald., 1920-03-06

1t looks though treaty and the end of
would be in order for the District schools.
The Washington herald., 1920-03-06

One disturbing outlook the adoption of a-cent o
the proeers may decide there further use for the
The Washington herald., 1920-03-06

A New York paragrapher mourns
that nobody seems to mention Bur-
Lesson for President. "He kept us
out of MALL" And speaking of mail.
I was chilled the other day by the
reception of an old friend in his
office. Five days later I received
an invitation to dinner he had sent
me five weeks before. And a din
ner here and there these days means
something to humble scriveners.
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29
TO ARREST ALL
 NOT HAVING PERMITS

The sheriff's office has notified all deputies 10 arrest the drivers of ali automobiles in this county not car. rying a 1920 license. The time for securing these licenses has been ex- tended several times in order to al- low all 10 keep within he law. and on account of the inability Of the of flee of the secretary of state in sup plying i:S1.sS ::SS>..s@S 1O all auto owners within a brief space of time. but there is re excuse for a car carry ing a 1919 license al this time Of the year. and the drivers Of such cars will be arrested and brought before the superior court where a fine will be imposed according to law.
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29
U. s. REVENUE AGENT DIES IN STATION JUST
 AFTER ARRIVAL HERE

PHOENIX. Feb 2s-Less tha n half an hour after he had reached Phoenix on a train frcm the north. C. A. Geer. identified by papers oa his persCn as revenue agent of the .vni,ed States treasury department lied at il:i3 o'clock last night on I bench in the Santa Fe station. A coroner's jury will return a verdict as to the cause of death at o'clock this afternoon.
 The Cnly clue found was the mans transportation book as revenue o. iicer. with his name written on |.
 Nothing was found on the man $ person to indicate the location Of hls home though the transportatio :. book showed that he first began tO use i; at Nashville. Tenn. About sl0O in cash was found in his cloth ing. The mans appearance indica . ed that he might have come 10 Ar.- zona in search Of health.
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29
PLAN TO iRRIGATE
 eo.ooo ACRES MORE

PHOENIN, Feb. 25.-Prospec,s for placing under irrigation apprJxima; ,- ly G0.000 acres of Arizona land. at q date far in advance of the ultimate completion of the proposed san Car los project were announced today by the governors office following al vices from Mohaye county com mittee that is working wi;h eastern capitalists.
 The land is located in the north. west corner of the state and Is tri. butary to the Virgin river Little. field is the principal town in that locality. A conference with the gov. ernor and the state land board is requested by the Mohave county corl- mittee. the request being granted for tomorrow.
 Governor Campbell expects to re- ceive complete information about the proposed irrigation project tomorrow only the most salient facts being brought out at this time The dam site is understood quite well at the capital. various engineering reports concerning it being on file and a spec ial report having been made recently by w. s. Norviel, state water con- missioner.
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29
MINING ACTIVE IN
 MS-HEMPHIll

DOUGLAS Feb. B. Mining ac;iv:- " in the Swisshelms is growing. ac- cOrding to E., A. Hemphill. manager of the Colford Copper company. who arrived here yesterday from thA camp near Webb
 The Swisshe!m Gold and Silver company. the chief stockholder of which is Frank J. Heney. now is in stalling a compressor. machine drills and other machinery preparatory - a vigorous campaign of mining and development work.
 The Colford property is working on some excellent looking ore. bu; until work has progressed further Mir Hemphlll refused to say anyth.n. about the property in detail
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29

who pleaded guilty to having eIi. bezzlei slI5 from a junk dealer I, Lowell was sentenced to serve from 10 l0 years in the penitentiary a. Florence
 Jas. Rotches who passed a bal check ia Bisbee. but was caught b. fore ii was cashed received a sus- pended sentence Of : years
 J Bo-gues. who pleaded guilty - having stole a bicycle received q suspended sentence of years
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29
SURVEYOR GEN. OFFICE
 MAY BE SAVED TO STATE

PHoENlN, Feb. 25. Assurance that Arizona will retain a United states surveyor generals office at fhueniv in the face of the bill now before congress for abo!ishing all such offices and centralizing the work thereof. are contained in a tele- gram received last night from Rel- resentative Frank ". Mondell. repuo- lican leader in the house
 When word came from Washing ton recently that congress was a. ready considering elimination of all the United States surveyor general offices in the states and the central izing of the work thereof in washin E. ton the people of Arzona immediate ly took action by every means they could command The various civic and municipal bodies wired to Rep- resentative Carl Hayden and to oth- CTS in Washington, while Governor Campbell sent special wire 70 Representative Mondell, leader Of the republican contingent in the house. MT. Mondelrs answer cam, almost immediately in reply to the governors wire.
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29
TO COAST
WEDNESDAY
LEAP YEAR BALL

Following close upon the heels of the ratification of the Susan B. An thony amendment by the special ses- sion Of the Arizona legislature. cones the encouragement Of Leap Year ball 10 be held in Schieffelin Hall. Monday. March lst The pup ..c i, invited 10 attend this affair. d which the ladies will do the honors and pay the buck The local Beau Brummels" will have a taste Of wall decorating next Monday night. and it i- rertain a good time will oe e1. joyed. as the ii school Jazzers. who have recently adGcd Saxaphone to their already perfect orchestra. will furnish the music
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29

he made the trip from Tucscn via Ajo to Sentinel in nine hours ani that the road was in good shape. This is the proposed southern route from Tucson to connect with the southern CalifCrna highway to be built from San Diego through E, Centrc and even though now only tentative highway. according 10 the reports of Mir. Davis il cuts off a; least two days t.ayeling to the coast When his becomes known there is no doubt but what considerable traffic will divert al Tucson instead of 90 ing on through Florence. Phoenlx and through the PalO Verde yalely and Parker The Pima county su- pervisors and highway commission TOW have under way 8 plan 10 com 2,eie the highway to Ajo while Yuma is planning 10 join them there
 MEDALS ARRIVE
 The medals for high scores in the various classes which were shot for n December hare arrived and are on exhibition al Boyd's Drug Store. Once each year members of Rifle clubs are expected to report quali;i- cation scores. and 10 s;imulat in trst in the 1919 contest. the local club offered medals The exper, class was won by II (. Amy. sharpshoot- CT by II C. S;u,l and Marksman by Geo NJ Wales.
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29
WESTERN STATES WIN
 FIGHT FOR CHANCE

PHOENIX, Feb. 2S.-A telegram from Representative Carl Hayden 10 Frank P. Trott. surveyor general of Arizona. today, stated that the amendment 10 the legislative and executive appropriation bill. propos- ing the discontinuance of offices of surveyor general in the western states. was defeated today by the committee of the whole The vote. the telegram said was 80 to 90. Western states inaugura,ed a fight against the proposal several days ago.
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29
SATURDAY
TO ASYLUM

TO ASYLUM
 w J Hoy;. an old time resident 0. ;he county and well known in Tombstone, having resided at what is now the Landers ranch below town. was today adjudged insane .n an examination he'd before Judge Lockwood and was taken 10 Phoenix to the state hospital lie was found roaming abou: ;he country near s.. David. where he has been living alone on ranch Deputy Sheriff Midhiff lett this afternoon with Hoyt for Phoenix and Will continue on 10 Florence 10 leave Julius Ross. sen tenCed Q serve from 10 1p years -mbezziemen5 at Lowell.
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29
ARIZONA LAooINe IN DRIVE

PHOENIX, Feb. 2s.-Checks and cash aggregating nearly 5000 were received at the state headquarters O. the Near East Reiief, representing contributions from all sources within the last 24 hours.
 The largest contribution is one for s22725 from the Phoenix public schools. It was turned over by Sd- per.n,endent J. D. Roper. with the assurance that il would be followed by regular monthly contributions. thereby assuring the support and ed ucs,ion of several Armenian orphans throughout the ensuing year.
 The largest individual contribution was check for sls0 signed by pro minent Flagstaff woman. whose hear. las been touched by the cry of dis ;ress from thousands of little ch.i- dren facing death and starvation in the Near East Tn this connection the state secretary says that compara- lively few individual contributions have been received. Arizona has pledged 10 adopt 1000 orphans The magnitude Of this task can be real ized when it is stated that the Sls0 check will provide for the adoption of only enc orphan for the year 1920.
 Schools and other organizations. however. are coming to the support of the movement with generous co tributions. Among the checks receir- ed today is one from St David school for s4750 with the prom;s, that the monthly contribution will ba raised to s1l5 next month.
 Fraternal organizations are also showing lively interest. A promi- nent woman's .raterlal of Tucson has sent in it's check for s25 and $50 was donated by the members of the same order at Winkieman. Ten do.- iars was recently received frcm t Pythian Sisters at Ray. Masonic bodies. Elks and Odd Fellows are lending strong support and many checks from the various lodges Of these orders have been received.
 Included In todays contributions i, pledge from the Sunday school ot the First Baptist church at Bisbee for g. per month Many Sunday schools throughout the state have agreed to adopt one or more orphans and large aggregate collections a... expected from this source.
 State il adquarters Of the Near Eas; Relief again calls attention [, the fact that but few days remain of the present campaign and urges upon all the necessity of sending n their pledges at once that relief work will not be delayed until it is 100 late. All pledges and contribu- iions should be sent to the state headquarters of the Near East Re lief. Phoenix National Bank building. Phoenix. Arizona
 SuRNEvOD GEM nCcirc
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29
QUARTERLY EXAMS.

The quarterly teachers examina. -tions will be held in this city Mon. day and Tuesday in the High school building. according to an announce. ment made this afternoon by the ot flee of County School Superintendent: Miss Elsie Toles. A large number of applicants will be present to take the tests.
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29
TO TAKE IN FIGHT

Tombstone fight fans are plannin :; on motoring to Bisbee tonight to wit ness the bout between Ralph Lincoln and Young Farrel. of Los Angeles. for the featherw"ight championship ] of the southwest This bou. will b. worth the admission price alone. but three good preliminaries are also ol the card.
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29
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Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29

MARICOPA-New company organ ized to thoroughly develop 12.00O acres.
 TUCSON-Ohio Arizona Copper Co. building tram to handle ore ship ments.
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-02-29
EASTERN STAR

The Order Of Eastern Star meets tonight in regular session al their hall There is the usual business meeting and also initiation which wi.l be followed by refreshments and d dance