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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-01-30

n~aturalna Will mu sic "w kufer
W pamieG. Gdy pc jakimS czasic,
detcNtywi poszuiuj2cy Shadow IL
ciCNinier$hiej parry poczGli odwie-
dzac stacye kolejowc, L kolei re
czy spotEaii sic Z wyzej wsPom-
nianym tragarzem, ktory ich pO-
wiadomii. dokad kuier CIV powe-
drowal Il ktorcgo dokiadny cpl,
.byl " PoSiadaniu dctcktywow.
Reszta byla rzecza latwa. PaTka
.owa, po wyjczdzie Z Chicago. "a
zywaia chw;iowo ~swicicGo Powie-
trza " jeduym / mielSc k2piclo-
wych " Stanie ArkaninS, Pc XII
Gu zaS dniach puscla sic " droge,
l2dujqc W Cleveland. Ohio. gdzic
zOStala arcSztowana. Wczoraj
przewiezicni zosta!i o5oJc do Chi
Cago: parma Irena powodowana
mAoSci2 widocznie ku Inks'owi,
ME cfciaia absolutnic mic o calej
tel aierze dete&tywom movie, o
jcj s~zczeg6jach, gdy jedna} dow;e
dzia{a sic Z ich ust, ze Inks jest
zonatym. oraz &c utrzymuje obec-
ME przvjac;elskie stosunki I lima
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-01-30

kob;cta, czujac SIG z~dradzona.
chetna jest obecnic W udzic'aniu
szczcgCiow. Prawdopdobnic dzi--
siaj zostanic wypuszczona ma VOL
nose "a ka&ocya. ktora spodziewa
sic, uiszcza jcj bracia.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-01-30

hiSzrT>ka. Upickunki Sasy. PrZySicTc
rIchraia pani JadwiGa N~iep"lSka. 20
sicdzcniu cziOnkinic Wlaly sic do sail
ob. PawiowskiCGo. glzie Odbyia ST. vic
czornica urosuraicoha Hrzckaska n PREY
tom / d~ohn-nwrm pro,,ramcm. Bawirno
sic do pGinei godliny,
Choir parafialny p. ". >w. Ccrylii,
'SkuPiajacy sic PREY parafii Matki 70
skicj CzcStcchowsklcj. urzadza W sro-
dc. dnia 11-go lutcGo b. r. wirrZorck
iowa rzys&i pola,znnv Z nicsp"hzianl,a-
mi, " sail Morton lark" PREY 80. Sci
ave. i 2Jcj nj. Kouitct przygOtOwujc
doSkonalc przyjccic dla uczcStnii6w
wicczorku. Dyrygentem ch0ru jest p.
EabiSZ.
Jutro, w sobotc. na$tapi fcrmaInc o.
twarcic stanowCSo 5anku pod nazwa
..Pukcrt State Bank, ktGry sia mir.
Sci w miasteczlu Cicero. Wszysry zwic.
dzajacy CIV bank W dniu Gtwarcia, o.
trzymaja Cd zarzQLu waE:oSciowe pa
miatki.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-01-30
z HAWTHORNE.

u nicwiadomCj dOtad prZyCzyny pow.
stat pozar W szkolc %parafialncJ p. ".
Matki BOskiej Czestochowskici, onc:-
daj. kr6tko pred Godztna 5ta 20 poln-
dniu. Picrwszy kt6ry Zauwazyl plO-
/. mieG dobywajacy Z budynku szkol-
nego by} p~orucznik strazy oEnio-
wei. Oh. Wladyslaw Kapela. kt0ry te1
Zaalarmowai Strai OSniows. PrzybyiO
ma mieJsrc piec oddzialGw Strazy pO-
zarnej 2 m~iaStcczka Cicero i hezuStan-
mic pracowalo OkolO dw6ch goblin, wal
czsc z rOzSLalalym zywioiem. Wszyst-
kic nicmal Szyby W OknaCh hudynku
~pOpeka(y i jak mas pOinfOrmOwaf y.
ITomasz Smyk, zaStcpujacy nieohccneg0
|~prObOSZczl y. BroniShwa C~zajkowSkic-
go. kt0ry bawi obccnic we Florydzic,
gdzie hyf wyjechal W celu poratOwania
nadwatlonegO 3drowia. to GAIA tylna
czcSc budynku szkolncgo uleg}a zniSZ-
czeniu. Polar pOwstal jak kraaa pO-
gfOSki. W s%uterynach i Totem b}ySkawi-
'cy rozszerzyf sic na g6rne pietra. Szko-
de obliczaja ma $4,000. Tysiace ludzi
zbieglo sic ma miejsce pozaru i zape}nily
ulice, pr~zygladajac sic pozarowi. Wszy
Soy, a SDcZeg6line parafianie juz powat-
piewali o ocaleniu szkO}y, kaAdy ME-
NAL by{ tego pr%Zekonania. re szkola
zgorzeje ~dosDczetnie a dziatwa ich poz
bawiona zoStanie szkoly. Dzicki icdnak
wysifkom i dziclnej piracy straaak0w,
S7kole czesciOwo ocalono. y. probosz-
CA zawi6fOmiono droga telegraficzna
o nieSzczcSciu jake spotka}o parafiP.
bedzie zmuszony powr6ciG. Szkoia ME
sci sic przy w. 30tej ul. i SO. 49cj ave.
Nauka 2 powodu z~niszczOncSo budynku
odlOzona zostaia ma Gas n~icograniczo-
ny.
w miniona Srodc odby@ sic pOsrzeb
s. p. Weroniki Kulcsza, bt6ra Dmarla
po kr6tkiej lecz ciczkicj chorobic. Or
Szak ~pogrZebowy ~wyruSzy( 2 domu Ia
loby pnr. 51OS W. 29ty pl, do ko&cioia
p. W. Matki BOskiej CzeStochowskicj,
gdzic y. S2czcpan KOwalski, odprawif
~naboaenStwo i cercmOnic pogrzcbOwc,
poczem zwloki zmar}ej p~ZcwicziOnO M
cmentarz ImartwychwStania PanSkic-
go i tam ic z'Oaono ma wieczny spo-
.czynck.
Ubieclci lrody odby@o sic rocznc 20
SicdzeniC TowarZystwa i'm. Sw. Fran
ciSzki, No. 100 L.. y. j.. SkupiajqCc%O
sic W parafii Matki Eoskicj CzCSt"rho-
w&lici. IA kt6rcm odbyfa sic inStalac7a
UrzciniczCk. Iazad pZclStawia ii"
iak naStcpuic: p. Agnic<zha Pictr1aG,
prczeSka A: r.. NJ. ~PawhowSka. wicc-prc-
zc>ka p. Franciszka .Jah|ohSka, Sckr'.
tarka prot; y. VI. SiuSzak, Sckr. fin:
y. Helena WikaryaSz. ka>yCrka y. j.
PasZkicwicz, p. VI. rictrzak l.. SNU
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-01-30

I52 SlocisLi Auioui l5t ~Sutkowski IL
zcf: Ia SWITCH Knurad: la Szndl"n
Jan: 100 walcca AaIrzcj: l6l Nclc-
IA JGzcf: IG3 waranrai walcnty les
.wojcszak W: 100 Zapnl~ki JGz"f lIo
Zaranski Mr.. III Hawaska Anna.
ma Town Of Lake Totna otrzv
mac ,,pzienrik W nastepujacych
~m:cjscach.
EICHOWLAZ -
1912 So. LINCOLN alie,
kRUPOWIcZ
ITS ". 4o-raa UTICA
MIELZYNSKI
TIA w. 4S-ma utica
STREJSMAN -.
1909 LOOMS utica
aONDS
l7-ma III. j Racine ave
LOPhCINSKI -
1853 Gross ave
S. ITALIAN -
1912 w. 51-ts vi. Sklad 2aszy
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-01-30

10000 par - ~najnowsze style
WszyStkie gatunki - w~szystkie
wielkoSci. kupcie trzew.ki tn
zaoszczedzicie 800 do $500 ma
parZc
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20
The Harding Cabinet.

- For time there was boom for
Mr.. Lodge for Secretary of State. for
Mr. Wadsworth for Secretary of War.
eral. They grew out Of the recognized
fitness OF those men for cabinet duties.
In the Senate Mr.. Lodge has had a
great deal TO do with diplomatic ques-
tfons. Mr.. Wadsworth great deal to
do with War Department questions,
while Mr.. News experience and sue
cess in the business world suggested
him as the right man for the Post
Office Department.
- The three booms have ceased to
boom. The three senators prefer to
remain where they are. Each is well
placed in the chamber. Mr.. Lodge is at
the head of foreign relations. Mr..
Wadsworth at the head of military
affairs, while Mr.. New is active and
rronlinent in several lines Of sena-
terial work.
This has led to the belief that Mr..
Harding in selecting his cabinet will
not draw either upon Congress or any
other branch Of the public service, but
choose men not in official commission.
The field is wide and full. For every
seat at the cabinet table dozen men
may be named with special compe.
tence to fill it.
The pick of the country should be
at Mr.. Harding's command. Advisers
xho sit with him, will have opportuni-
Ties to advise. and questions to con-
rider worthy Of their best powers. We
are on the eve OF four strenuous years,
during which history of importance
viii be made. and the country
strengthened in its position among the
nations. -..
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

taken place, the greatest, it Is stated,
in the history Of the city. One hum
dred and fifty were taken in the tolls
of the police net within a few hours
"a rather small haul considering the
size and repute Of the Manhattan
area. But Of real gunner. the kind
who stop at nothing in their criminal
work, the hold-up workers. the motor
thieves. none was caught, according
to the records. The belief IL that there
was too much advance notice OF the
police work. The gangsters merely
stepped aboard the ferries or on the
tunnel trains for Jersey City and are
doubtless somewhere across the Hud-
son now. waiting for the word to come
that it is safe to return. In respect
to dragnet methods New York is at
a disadvantage. with a frontier SO
near at hand. The only assurance Of
results lies in strict police secrecy.
and that. it has been found, Is very
hard to maintain.
Other cities are suffering from these
conditions. but New York is especial
~ bad, and the hope Of the Manhat-
tanites is that the police organization
will continue honestly active long
enough to give Gov. Miller chance
to interpose his authority and give
the town a new administration.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20
New Jerks Police.

Now Ycrk's crime situation. with
the police suodealy becoming unusual.
u active and organization Of civic
aids forming. and the mayor calling
upon the business men TO arm their
nessengers and specially guard their
Saluables and premises. IL merely
renainiScsnt 1 earlier conditions. when
the police have been under fire Of
public criticism. This is a perennial
situation. For the New York police
Internationally fall into politics and
that means at least the weakening of
public confidence In this present case
Mayor Hylan has made common cause
with the police Commissioner. En-.
right wA0 has come under one of
rbs most anwAge attacks the big city
has Svcr known Now definite ef.
fort - being made to secure the re.
Anovd q both Hyian and Enrixht
WhaA the state administration changes
In January. Gov.-elect Miller. it is re.
0oTtsd. has taken the matter under
Sdyinsnent and IL believed 10 be ready
to act promptly. under . state law
.wtAch enables him TO intervene in
-AantoEpal matters IN certain cases.
-s-A-0eQuaAaAaandao> - crooks has
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20
Inauguration Plans.

It seems to be definitely assure
that there will be an inaugural recep.
ton on the 4th of March. This at.
fair. which has heretofore generally
been called en- inaugural bail, will pre-.
sumably be held in some very large
space, preferably permanent build.
ing. There is no such building suit.
able for this purpose other than the
pension Office. which has been used fire..
Quently in the past. II this is the
program it will be necessary to secure
legislative sanction for the use of the
the inaugural committee must move
quickly to make other provision. Ex-
perience has been had with tempo.
rary accommodations for the inaugural
ball reception. and they have not
proved satisfactory. But it may be
necessary. in case Congress refuses
to allow the use of any of the public
buildings. TO construct something in
a hurry.
In this connection it has been pro.
posed to hold state carnival on
Pennsylvania avenue at Inauguration
time. Attractive features have been
suggested that if carried into effect
would make an occasion of rare en-
joyment for immense multitudes. One
of these plans Is that different state
groups be allotted space on the Avenue,
to be freed from traffic for the occa.
sion. These are only suggested plane
and doubtless the committee will have
many other offerings in the way Of
proposed novelties and features. In
considering them it is always to be
borne in mind that this is serious,
dignified occasion, the induction into
Office of the President Of the United
States, and that all features and ac-
compartments should be in a fitting
spirit.
The inaugural arrangements are in
excellent hands and there may be no
question Of the adequacy of the pro.
visions or the suitability of the details.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20
Russian Propaganda.

II is noted from Moscow that the Rus.
sian soviet government now an
nounccs the discontinuance Of the
daily bulletins, inasmuch as, accord
ing to Trotsky. there is no longer any
war front and Russia is not at present
threatened by direct danger.
1t is noted from Berlin at the same
time that representative of the Rus.
sian soviet has. according to late dis
closures. been working in Germany,
under instructions from Trotsky, to
bring about a revolution there and to
overthrow the present government.
If there is any connection between
these two facts it may be assured that
there is no disposition in Moscow to
allow them to become known stimuli
taheously. Indeed, it would seem that
the uncovering of Trotsky's emissary
in Berlin, Victor Kopp, was altogether
an accident for which there is doubt
less now great rage at the soviet
headquarters.
Trotsky's instructions. photo
graphic copy Of which has been filed
with the German foreign minister. to-
gether with a demand for the irnne-
diate expulsion Of kopp from Ger
many, was written during the advance
Of the bolshevik armies toward War.
saw. 1t does not appear that Trotsky
has modified the instructions or
changed the policy OF seeking to ef-
feet German revolution.
According to the Berlin dispatches
the foreign minister IL not inclined
to make a case against Kopp, but GER
tain newspapers are pressing for &C.
ton. This situation IL somewhat par.
allel to that which has prevailed here,
with Ludwig c. A. K. Martens. the
accredited soviet minister. held under
surveillance and virtually under de.
portation for many months, Martens
deportation has been finally ordered.
but Kopp remains in Berlin. So far as
known Martens had no such specific
instructions for revoiution.nakins nc.
stivity AZ those which, It II said, were
sent BY eTrotsky to Kopp. - ~
With Russia free from fofeisn war
menace-with no front" in any diree.
tion-perhaps there will be . revival
OF propAsandist endeavos, In other
lands. Or it may be that the soyiet's
next front" will be somewhere inside
Of Russia.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20
Constantine Home Again.

Constantir1e's return fo Athens IN G
efected v,.h = ce,,a,n .ccornrsr,.
ment OF IN. a,.n.,,,. that do,,ht,o..
annea,e, 10 the ir,nr...,on.,,,. T,-..,r
veob,e. He v.s welcomed vv;th ira.
nsendous enthusa.sm Tn. ron,,,ac.
ran aloueufda Ais carri.r. which ms
drawn bv ssx horse. ~, ,n,nv ~
mem ursssed forvard ana ki.sed the
barnes. He mixht have been : ron.
sner,1r her> h,.t n.c,r ,rov, ~.
i;mphans c.mr.iso pr.A.h,y rnr. :,
ihc,e n ~. cro,ra ~ .nc,,,,.. ,,.r.,.
h.d s.v 1880 - ,..,,c,,,' r..,,.o.
me tAa nr,es t,,St f.reacn nav =, - !.
nv for ths. suau,s.n.. =, a;s.,.a,,.1
n,an.,rhv. rner. -. =. ,s,,;sh+ -,
fh.t h<ass.v oc..s,or a.. ~. 49,, :,
s11tes ac.oc,.l ..,t...,c. r,. .,...
tb. tr.a.,rv Ala ~, 80, -.
..:,o,. 10 ,r,.,.s .,.,..,a. ~.
roya, char,ot .na .,r,g.,.d fo. !.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

The Senate is talking Of hearings
on the House immigration bill. A
good idea. At the moment there is no
more interesting subject.
1t Is interesting from two angles.
Tho first angle is that Of the rising
tide Of foreigners now pouring in hero,
and the second 10 that Of the large
humber Of citizens now unemployed.
Congress should have the facta Es.
Inmates may be astray. 1t Is known
that America, as place Of residence.
if not home. is still a lure in the
lahoring circles Of Europe. and that
the war has left those circles in a
state Of pronounced unrest and con.
fusion.
It Ia known also that the number Of
the unemployed in this country is
large. and the fear is that it will
srow-a disouieting condition Of
things.
But legislation should be based upon
facts II the facts can b ascsrtainsd.
Hence. before the Senate acts It
sheuld Dosasss itssaf oe IN infurua.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

ton available, as to conditions both
abroad and at home here. What, II
not checked by some means, will be
the increase in our population from
immigration in the next few years?
and how many men who work with
their hands are now idle, with no
work to do?
The House hurried. 1t gave but a
tone Of the debate smacked more Of
enthusiasm than Of information. There
need be no great delay in the Senate.
but as the Houses action Is to be re.
with care.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

In The Stars letter from Paris, pub.
lished yesterday, some current French
criticism Of President MiIlefand was
given. He 10 accused Of magnifying
his Office: Of attempting too much; of
IL desire. to employ an American
slang phrase, to become "the whole
thing" The duties Of the presidency,
as interpreted and performed by his
predecessors in the office, do not satisfy
him. He wants to run the legislative
department Of the government also.
The result. as stated, is a eolorless
and spineless premier. and a weak
cabinet predicted soon to fall.
NJ Millerand is a strong and able
man. and has had much success in
public affairs. He has served with dis.
tinction as Legislator, has been pre.
mier. and Lesser light in q cabinet
He possesses moro pep" moro az.
gressiveness, more capacity probably
than are associated with his post. With
the exception Of n. Theirs, the presi.
dents Of France have not taken high
rank as Statesmen.
Our new man II planning to follow
a course the opposite Of this. Mr..
Harding, far from desiring to be 1.-The
whole thing" is taking counsel. He
wants men Of the first CLAN at his
side as advisers. He has invited his
associate on the national ticket to sit
with them. He will have policies OF
his own. but win not attempt to run
things at both ends Of Pennsylvania
avenue. Congress 10 to have its say
on all matters coming within its con.
Germ.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20
I'VE Must Americauixe. !"

America has become not only the
xfanary Of the world. put also the
crucibls OF humanity. The citisenc OF
~rest war and remain with all its
doilars almost intact-saw their meet
cover itself with glory and still re-
main untouched.
Tho Italian. in AM . should :ivss
serious thought to these natter Yer an. sna
AZ thn xreat republic Of Rome. mother
az undyine glory and greatness. they
should open their eyes and without
Aeiay and with ALI earnestness 80 into
the problems Of public life.
Tar We must nationalist ourselves.
This is the time when the nations Of
the world are struggling for their
places, but this 10 also the time when
the different races in America are
struggling for their places. Who does
an American in every sense Of the
word is lost forever.-m Minatore
(Italian, rep:). scranton. Pa
Hang q lump Of molstened sugar on
| the Christmas tree for the last ny
Minneapolis Journal.
santa will be surprised 10 ma moth
ing but wool stockings.--South Bend
Tribune.
It used to b poiiteness for q man to
give his seat to awonmn-now 1t 10
Observation-Disclosures News.
Merchants are now busy familiariz-
! ing themselves with the high cost of
low prices.-Ashland (Mo) Bugle.
Self-determination has brought to
Greece the privilege OF taking orders
from London instead Of Potsdam.-
Baltimore Sun.
Nay It be said to his eternal credit,
Gen. Villa was the first Of the belltg-
Great nations to disarm.-Knoxvilie
Journal and Tribune.
II capital and labor carry things too
far there will b neither an open shop
nor Q closed shop. It will be q Junk
shop.-St. Joseph News-Press.
A Toronto man is charged with set
ting traps to catch cats. Any man
that can catch IN alley cat Is entitled
to the Mates Cfoss.-Vancouver
One advantage Of having 80 few
rights left 10 that . fellow doosnst
have 70 devote much time 70 defend i.
1aag thsh-Colunbia c. Co Record
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

The fact that bolshevism is strong
in Turkey is likely to contribute no
peace Of mind to either bolshevists or
Turks. The fable of the Kilkenny
cats may yet find . place in oriental
lore.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

Argentina is suffering from plague
Of locusts which may move her to wish
the United States Secretary Of Agri-
culture as well as the Secretary Of
State to offer . few appropriate re-
marks.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

II everyday has to carry a gun
tn New York, Europeans who imagine
that the eustoms Of. the metropolis
my Be learned from descriptions Of
the early west will not be so far
wrong. =
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

Declarations BY New York. New
haven and Hartford officials that their
road Is In . bad way sound like old
times
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

Farmers are perhaps justified in as.
Stunning that any proposition connected
with war finance is likely to be lib.
eraI.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

Many Russians would like q little
reliable local government, even IL the
rest Of the world had to take care Of
itself for awhile.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

Russian ideas will make strong
progress II they can exercise a. much
influence in American politics rs they
hSye in the American ballet.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

Like a member Of Congress. every
gentleman present at a league Of ma.
tons conference has a constituency
that expects to DO looked after.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

Marion. Ohio. continues to boast Of
ono Of the largest transient pcpula.
tons In the country.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

| Washinston's climate has behaved
30 beautifully Of late that appsehen.
sions as to 9Th Of March weather are
far less sombef than usual.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

New York appears to be suffering
just now from an epidemic Of master
minds.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

The farmer has for some time been
pursuing scientific studies. and Is now
prepared TO take a course in finance.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

After al. early shopping IL only
q rela tive term.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20
SHOOTING STARS.
~ PHrLANpBR JOHNSON.


Tho Dance.
when at the Inauguration ball."
Said Hezekiah Blngs,
IT reckon won't dance 1T all,
White others have their filings.
This present pace amt hard to strike
RegArain' strength Or skin.
The trouble is. it's too much like
Jes' merely standin' stiH.
IT wish they'd choose some corner
small
Where few will stroll about,
And have . fiddler who can call
The old.time figures out.
ia like to get . runnin' start
An feel like had wings,
An dance with all my legs an heart, /"
Said Hezekiah Bings.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

what did you think Of OUT perform.
ancs Of Hamlet hast night?'' SECURED
Mr.. Stormington Barnes.
ITO tell you the truth" answered
Cactus Joe. tho boys were diam.
pointed. Hamlet showed . lot OF
sense I'm the carly part OF the evening.
but he behaved plum foolish in fooIin'
with q sword instead O. getting hisseli
q six shooter"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20
Never Runs On Schedule.

never 1euno On SCheduIo.
Il suppose tho way you folks came
in on . Iandsi;de makes you feel com.
Portable ana secure" remarked the
admiring constituent.
II feel comfortable" replied Senator
Sorghum. but not secure. My OBJ.
servation has been that that while n
landslide gives you = mighty swirl
and celebrating trip, It 10 not ut all
reliable ~ regular means Of trans.
portation."
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20
A GETAWAY,

Old Sanity leaves the horns and druml
To gladden. childish hearts.
But ere the real racket comes
He prudently departs.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20
Advisory.

"A wise man il willing to take I'd.
vice." remarked the sapient hired man.
That's true" replied Farmer Corn
tossel. But advice is a good deal
like medicine. It's goin' to make you
awful sick II you try TO take an the
kinds you see advertised
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

Jud Tunkins' sayu . booster ian I
much GOOD to . town Il hs psrsistu
In heiAG mostly . ratD hosstep.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

One advantage Of having 80 few
rights left 10 that . fellow dossnst
have 70 dsvete much time 70 defend
31g then.-ColuRbia c. CO Record
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

A Toronto man is charged with set
ting traps to catch cats. Any man
that can catch an alley cat Is entitled
Province.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-12-20

II capital and labor carry things too
far there will Be neither an open shop
nor . closed shop. It will be Q Junk
shop.-St. Joseph News-Press