Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-04
The w lndmill
SUMMER LOWE.

1oulS eartS swell with the summer s
tile.
Pair by pair, you may,mark them 60
ing;
Byway and highway and path and
street;
Only the August breezes knowing
All the places where lovers meet.
Tearoon tables, or open meadows;
Beaches broad where the breakers
rifle;
Benches set in parks kind shadows.
Young hearts swell with the sum
mer tide.
Spring at best is tickle season
Hearts hat slumbered the winter
thru,
Wake to actions devoid of reason
Wake ard sing that the skies are
BIZ e:
Flowers bloom by the riders side,
Where IL the song that Is fit for
tel ing
Young hearts swell with the sum-
me RS tide?
Fields are brown and the breezes
str aging
Wake the voice of the ripened corn
Where are the couples who went :
Ma wing?
Love stood then in his feeble morn
Where is the Boy God who followed
aftAr?
Mark him, stalwart and tanned OF
hide,
Following still with his full-voiced
lau shter.
Young he arts swell with the sum
me!'s tide.
TABLE limits FOR PRoFITEERs
Vienna. which has already given
the world the Freudian theory for in
telleetual dyspeptics, has now started
a school tf table manners for profit
| GERS. Acc ording to the prospectus, as
| briefly re 'orted in the newspapers
Eating quietly is a sign of goo6
manners. Don't wolf your food. II
| will eau. hiccoughing. Only Es-
| quimaux liccough to express pleas
| ure at thiir meals"
We inst antly realized the value OF
such an ] dea in this country. Not
| only is tn re more food here than III
| Vienna, ut there are whole Iot
more prot teers. We ca bled at once
for detail and have received BY
! wireless he following useful hints
| which we hasten to present to pal
pitant and hiccoughing public:
/. Cabl age. Do not sniff OF
| snuffie ca ,bage. Treat it merely as
an almost here. If it gets too pro
| nounced, uietly cover 1t with your
| napkin wi .hout calling attention te
your actlo by any ill-timed remarks
| which mis- hit embarrass your host
Cabbage /. not fluid food anu
| should not be eaten with spoon
Irvine it 0 bout your knife like spa
ghetti.
2. Eggs. (Boiled). Do not drinl
the egg ev' n If it has tendency te
run. Drip It daintily into the mouti
/ from the 81 ell and IL any remains or
! the chin re luest the butler soto woes
! for a towe and remove it immedi
| ately after the repast before repair
ing to the alon. Cried. Seize the
egg by it's left wing and thrust 4
deftly over on it's back 1t will ther
be helpless and may be carved from
! the medulls Eoblongata toward thu
tibia and chewed at leisure
| Scrambled !. These should be con.
veyed to tn ) lips one lump at a time
and as uno stentatiously as possible
Use a slice of toast for screen i
you have ne handy. If not sinh
| down in yol r chair to the level of thu
table. DIP ot lick the plate. This i:
considered iaad form in most men.
ages.
| 3. Pies. Almost all pies are con
structed on the radial principle ant
are usually dtissected from the centel
toward the periphery. This is done
| to enable you to insert the acute
angle first without pointing it at the
other guests. With patience the pie
| may be slowly worked in without
| breaking the crust. If, however
some Of the filling remains withou
this may be gently scraped off with 6
fork SO that the rest of the party viii
| scarcely notice the difference.
4. Soup. Soups are classified al
| thin soups and thick soups. You car
not choke on a thick soup as the
| Jumps are almost certain to keep the
aesophogus open. A thin soup, OF
course. is practically devoid of avoir-
dupois and is usually allowed to cir
| culate freely fran hand to mouth
A rhythmic motion of the spoon will
| produce waves or ripples which may
be caught as they slop over the edge
of the plate.
5. Salad. Salads are used to lower
the temperature and consequently
are seldom served hot If the other
courses have heated the diner, crisp
leaf of lettuce may be used to wipe
the moisture from ones brow. II
| should then be discarded. Mayor
aisse dressing is excellent for the
complexion but should be removed
from the table in the pocket or any
I other convenient receptacle and APP
piled in thep rivacy of ones boudoir
| If the seeds have not ben extracted
from fruit salad one must be care
full not to swallow them. Peach pits
especially, are liable to become lodged
| in the tonsils. Tho they may be
piled in the privacy of ones boudoir
| interrupt the flow Of conversation sc
| essential to a successful dejeuner and
| in some circles is not considered
| faWless etiquette.
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