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The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
Tardy Bowels, Inert Liver

They just won't let you put pep" into your work or play. Sick head- ache comes from retaining waste mat ter and impurities in the body.
 Feel right for anything-makp the liver lively, the bowels function regu- larly, with Dr. Kings NeN, Life Pills. Smoothly yet positively they produce results that cleanse the system and make the liver and bowels respond to the demands Of q strong. healthy body. Still 25c.-at all druggists. Try them tonight.
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The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
\ Believe ! Could Not Have Lived If I Had Not Taken Rch- Tone" ["
 Says N. P. Stevens.

"This truly wonderful tonic has done me more good than nil the doctors' treatments and l hRNe been under the enre of several eminent physicians. I am traly grateful for the benefit I have received from tnkinE Rtch-Tone and recommend it to ali people who are physically wenk and run down."
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15

have not felt any of this trouble ever since. l would recommend the Medical Discovery to all who have dyspepsia" JULES GERyAIs, 27d0 Frenchman St.
 Vicksburg, Miss. :-"When l had tho Influenza my head pained me q great deal and would have frequent sick headaches. 1 tried various remedies recommended to me but did not get any relief until took Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets, which the druggist advised. They gave me almost instant relief. l also found them excellent as a laxative and they were very mild and easy to take. 1'I take pleasure 6n recommending Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets to every person suffering with sick-headaches or in need of a laxative medicine. ."-CuARLEs RIsT, S01 Adams St.
 Belle Rose, Ia:-'T want every one 50 know how deeply regard Dr Pierce and his Golden Medical Discovery Tablets This IS the only medicine that could say did me good from the very first bottle used. had been suffering for 20 years and tried all the doctors around here but didn't get any relief.
 s'Fhe Golden Medical Discovery Tablets are the best in the world; I'll never be without them as long IS l am able to get them, and will always recom- mend them. am giad to have this published "-MRs. L. LAMBERT, Box IA.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
Where He Did His Readino.

Houpron What dId you do last ni1bJ2
 WIcFham oh, read for a couple If ioms.
 Hampton thought you were going to SAc CiacmH
 W5gEhau did ro. And oo per eee et lhe films consisted of sub tille~ -Luuanu Answers.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
How True!

The mathematics traeher was try ing to impress her class With fine ne ces,itY nj putting more time on math- .Yuu must all know arith- wcJfc if you want 10 be successful she told them MI our public men should Fe good mafhematictGns. can aaNana tell me @h&f'
 t.p Vant G.nc Mal'S heud "Sa that thes can keep their account, straigllt, h. answered.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
frprcssfoa Verified.

".}mulrt is oan af the longest parts a fte Eu-ti~h.sl sal5ug drHaa, re- #ataea Mr Stormnst"a Barnes.
 .sl never measured fH." t9-wrred the sod hU>.ue~~ man, "IgH F etrtaWIN 7H- eeal faat Impression Whan Noa Este. to u'
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
Strictly Business.

spalcyee I'm afraid sir, under the present high prices l shall be unable ta live en my salary. and
 Emp'oNc Well, what of it2 I'm conducting q business. not a lifc-saving association. London AnsWorS
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
Woman's Precious Gift

The one which she should most zeal orsly guard is her health, but she often neglects to do so ia season until some ailment peculiar to her sex has fastened itself upon her. When So affected women may rely upon Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound, remedy that has been wonderfully successful in restoring health to suffering women.
 If you have the slightest doubt that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Con- pound win help you, write to Lydia F. Pinkham Medicine Go. (eonfdentiaD Lynn, Mass. for advice. Your letter will be opened, read and answered by a woman, and held in strict confidence.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
Danger Signals.

If these danger signals are unheeded more serious results are sure to follow; kidney trouble in its worst form may steal upon you.
 Thousands of people have testified that the mild and immediate effect ot Swamp Root. the great kidney, liver anu bladder medicine, IS soon realized-that It stands the highest for it's remarkable curative effect in the most distressing cases. If you need a medicine, you should have the best.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
Ills Smile Betrayed Him.

'fIcnrF you weren't listening to what I said Mrs. Fcch's voice vas suddenly acid.
 "Er what makes yeu think that, dariingf@ asked fU@ n quick alarm. T asked you # you could let me
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
A art Football.

China played football hong before Japan. so toug ago that the football was stuffed with hair until the fifth 'entury. when rhe ingenious Chinese bought If mftating if.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
The Pessimlstio View.

"Thcy say even rich men now de- clare they Wili wear patched trousers V "Nee. bat they can afford the patch ng.'
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
ASPIRIN
Introduced by ~Bayer" to Phys;cians in 1900

You want genuine AspIsm--ths Aspirin prescribed by phy sssians for nineteen years. The sauas "Bayer" means the true, weFtds famous Aspirin, proved saf. by millions of people.
 Each uuhroken package of "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" con tains proper directions for Colds, Headache, Toothache, Earache, Aspirin is trsde mark of Bayer Manuf.t
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15

People Uto give advice are seldo@ stingH abont IT,
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15

are, being subject to embarrassing and fra. quent bladder troubles day and night, n. ritation, sediment, etc
 Lack of control, smartfug, urie acid rheumatism, bloating, may be lass of flesh, sallow complexion.
 Prevalency Of Kidney Disease.
 Most people do not realize the alarm. ing increase and remarkable praxa.eney of kidney disease. While kidney disorders are among the most conlraon disasa-ss that prevail, they are sometimes the llst reeog. nized by patients, a1ho gerg often e0ntent hemSelreS iCith doct6ying the effects. while the original diSeGSe may constant. ly undermine the system.
 Regular medium and laage si7a bottles at all drug stores.
 Don't make any mistake. but rerpember the name Dr. Kilmers swamp Roas. and the address, Binghamton, N. |, winch you will find on every bottle.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
Lame Back.

Lame back is only one of many symp- toms Of kidney trouble Other symptoms showing that you may need Swamp Root
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15

have E@ and you smiled and s#.d, Yes dea rt,St. "-London Tit-Bits.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15

do my work. 1t would make me dizzy, and l had to sit down and wait until the spell
 passed. Then there would be Q sour risings from my stomach. 1 was told to take Dr. Pierce'9 Golden Medical Discovery, which l did, and l must say 4hat if. cIlrpl mo
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15

Neuralgia, Iambago, Rheu1na tisrn Neuritis and sor Pain generally
 Always say "Bayer' when buy. ing Aspirin. Then look for the safety "Bayer Cross" On the pack. age and on the tablets.
 Handy tin boxes of twelve tab. l-fs cost but a fev cents. Drug. Gtsts also sell hrgey packages.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15

Many man who imaGiavs that he t9 born leader isn't even a ~aceess- Hl follower.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
ID YOU GET UP WITH 4 LAME BlCK1
Have You Rheumatism, Kidney Liver or
 Bladder Trouble?

Pain or dull ache in the back is often evidence of kidney trouble. 1t IS Natures timely warning to show you that the track of health Is not clear.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
For a few cents you can save youi
 hair and double its

To stop falling hair at once and rid the scalp of every particle of dandruff, get small bottle of delightful Dan dcrine" at any drug or toilet counter for a few cents, pour little in your hand and rub it into the scalp. After several applications the hair usually stops coming cut and you can't find any dandruff. Help your hair grow strong, thick and long and become soft, glossy and twice as beautiful and abundant. Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
THE MISERY OF
 bhcKACHE
Removed by Lydia E. Pink hams Vegetable Compound.

Muskegon, Mich.-"For six years I was SO weak in my back at times that
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
SPECIAL NOTE

SPECIAL NoTE-You may obtain sample ten cents to Dr. kimer & Co, Bnghamton \ to prove the remarkable merit of this medicin, valuable information, containing many of the from men and women who say they found needed in kidney, liver and bladder troubles Root are so well known that ouu readers ar bottle. Address Dr. kilmer & Co.,, Binghamton offer in this paper.-Ady.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15
WHAT NETGHBORS SAY Troubled with Dyspepsia
 Stomach and Liver

New Orleans, La.:-'1 could not eat
 anything greasy for it would make me so sick at my stomach that could not
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-01-15

pie size bottle oi Swamp Root by cnr1asine n, N. '. This gives you the .opgmrtunity leine. They will also send you book of the thousands of grateful letters rasvlyed nd Swamp Root to be just the remedy bles The value and success of swamp
 are advised to send for sampl. sse aton, N. '. Be sure to say you rcas4 thus
Norwich bulletin., 1920-10-29

very true substitute for forcible revciu- ton" The issue of the present campaign, he dec-Nred. was shall the demoeratic party be retired from the administration of the government of the United States and shall the republican party be en- trusted with the administration of mat government
 He maintained there was not neces- sarily any disgrace connected with the failure of an administration to retain the confidence of 9 great. democratic peep e. s-ould be a schance from one party to but held that when this cccIrred. there to have arrived in America"
 The governor crit,c.s the f7Lura Of the administration to take advantaee Of pos;-war conditions 10 canita'ize on our pe-chcrt marine and declared one of the first undertakings of a repg5lican exec utive would be "to salvage what they can out Of tle colossal loss that has heen suffered through ineniciency of the dem i ocrauc sbi3png board"
 To illustrate a po.nt r7nnrcEeu wiun ! his discussion of President WI son's i foreign policy Governor Coolidge told a story Of the Greek philosopher. Tha,es. ! ''wllo when wandering in the h2ids l-oS- | ing at the stars feli into pit. peas ant woman passin~ by was asked t1 pull ! him out and wouan-lilyc. she asi,ed how 1 he had fallen ihcre He said he was ex- arnining the stars. With 8 woman's vii
 she replied: Foolish man. how cans' thou expect to know the stars fl thou dost not know what liesaat thy feet?'
 Many centuries passsd and another philosopher watching the fall Of m ap' ple. tried 10 understand the thing that had happened at hi7 feet and discovered the law which governed the stars
 ''The world has needed an Isaac New
 ton and it has had 8 Thales."
Norwich bulletin., 1920-10-29

all ex-navy men who have beer cs- charged less then one year that they cna re-eniist now. receive four mont.is rys- tuity pay. 90 days leave. an ilc-eass of S7.0o per month for continuous stT'-'ce and have the privilege of choosing tneir own ship or station. The government pays their transportation 10 any piace they nay se-ect. This offer 70 cx-naNy men and reserve men on inactive dEtf vii be in effect until November lTth-
 All ex-navy men who desire 10 o5t;iu A victory medal should bring their di-- charges 10 the local navy recruiting sta ton before October 3lst so that we c2n make out the necessary application for them
Norwich bulletin., 1920-10-29
COOLIDGE AGAINST SUPER GOVERNMENT

America" he said, will not tolerate any super-government. The nation will never humiliate itself by leaving the de- termination of it's duties to any other jurisdiction. There are provisions in the covenant submitted by the president 10 the senate to which we shall never agree It will make no agreement that it is not prepared to execute.
 There will be no shameful surrender of our independence of action. There will be no hesitation to meet overy obligation first to our countrymen. then to the rest of the world. But we shall continue to maintain that patriotism is respect able.'
 The republican national platform, Gov ernor Coolidge said contains nothing which will prevent taking the good in the treaty and in the covenant and ex- cising or amending those things that are not consonant with American traditions and habits"
 Governor Coolidge said he thought Senator Harding was right in refusing to pledge himself to proceed by amendment of the existing treaty and the existing covenant"
 "senator Harding" he declared, 'has been charged with saying he was seeking rejection of the entire covenant. He nev- CT Sald that. lie, III coInuloH Milil hS-ili ' all the people, desires the rejection of certain obligations of the covenant America must throw her great weight on the side of such an association of nations as will best promote a durable peace"
 The candidate began hls address by g discussion of American institutions. Hc spoke of the platforms of the two majol parties saying that in the preamble o the democratic document, there is DOT tentous significance. in the glorifcation O Ia man." while the republican platform
 "reaffirms it's unyielding devotion to tn
 constitution of the United States and t
 the guarantees of civil, political and re Iligious liberty therein contained"
 National elections. he said, are Ameri Ica's safety valve, with the ever re-cur
 ring contest between political parties
Norwich bulletin., 1920-10-29

New York. Oct. Ex-Governor Calvin Coolidge of Massachusetts promised in a speech here tonight that under a republi- can administration the United States will continue to contribute it's full pow CT to the building of civilization" all though he admitted that what form the new association of nations will take no man can tell.
 Although the exact nature of the as sociation in which America would join in as yet unknown. the republican candi- date for vice president said that certain points "are now fxed.''
Norwich bulletin., 1920-10-29
rrndos md rrnrsl in the Navy

The navy is offering great opportunities to young men between the ages of 17 and g who enlist now. The Atlantic and Pacific fleets are t1 make an extensive foreian cruise in the spring and all young men who enlist now c1n finish their training in time to be assigned to one of the vessels that VIII make the cruise.
 l. is desired 10 call 10 the attention of
Norwich bulletin., 1920-10-29
y. Mrs. Harris has a very pleasing

voice and was singing in q chulca ~t Montpelier Vt, when MT. Harris busi- ness engagement called him to Norwich
 It is expected that Eugene B. Seamans, bass of the qIartette, will return to sing Sunday next. MT. Seamons was married at Mystic several weeks ago and during his absence from Connecticut his place ill
Norwich bulletin., 1920-10-29
sELr.RELrAxr HOME pocroRs

is what women are called who all ever this broad land make their annual co., lections Of roots and herbs, and rely up- on recipes which our pioneer nothers found dependable for different family all ments. In one Of these recipes. Lydia E- Pinkham's Vegetable Compound had it's origin and 50 successful has it proved that there Is hardly a city, town or ham let in America where some woman who has been restored to health by tts use
 does not reside
Norwich bulletin., 1920-10-29
MRS. B. A. HARRIS TO SING
 IN PARK CHURCH oUARTETTE

As Miss Helen Whitford, contralto of Park church quartette choir, is to be ab- sent for several Sundays, Chorster Eben Learned has secured the assistance of Mrs. F. A. Harris of Otis street, Nor Etch, whose husband is general auditor af eiss Eastern Connecticut Power com
Norwich bulletin., 1920-10-29
the choir has been filled very acceptably by James J. Moore.

Morris Woodruff Seymour. 7s, for many years a member of the state board of pardons, who died at his home in Litch- field, Wednesday, was brother of Rev. Dr. Storrs o. Seymour, a former rector of Trinity Episcopal church Norwich
Norwich bulletin., 1920-10-29

Hartford.-Prof William Hoyt worren of the Hartford Theological seminary will sneak at q mass meeting 10 be held al an carly date under the auspices Of ths Hartford Zionist district. Professor Wor- rell recently returned to this country af- ter spending a year in Palestine.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-09-21
To Give chinasa Bible.

Americans have spent $4,000 so
far to give China a Bible in its own
language, the Mandarin. And Just now
they are agreeing to spend $31, 900
more to put the Bible into type and
plates and to print and bind an edi-
ton. However, it Is expected that
copies will be. sold to sufficient value
to pay the printing bill, and it Is fur
Their explained, that these sums for ex-
penditures are Mexican. which money
ls;the standard Of China at this time.
It has been found by American schol-
ars that the Chinese Mandarin Is "a,
Wonderfully flexible language; capable
Of expressing almost every shade Of
meaning. More than twenty-five years
has heen. the period LOT preparation,
and foremost American and Chinese
scholars have had part, The aim has
been not only to give the Chinese.
people a Bible but to give them one
that is pure in language and will set
the standard for the republic that
English translations set for the Eng
disappearing world. This new Bible
IS for people who number more than
a fourth Of the world population. ,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-09-21
FISH HAS TWO UGLY WEAPONS
Giant Ray Said to Use Mouth Like Z
Shark and Is Provided With
Dangerous TAIL

A so.called. devilfish that Is CON-
mon on American coasts from 80 de-
grees north latitude to about the same
degrees south of the line, is the giant
ray. This fish looks very like skate,
but grows to an enormous size. 1t lies
ON the sea bottom, covering square
yards of coral sand, and II attacked
may prove not only nasty, but most
dangerous. It Is said to use it's mouth
like a shark, but its most unpleasant
weapon is the toothed spear in its tail.
Fishermen say it is able to drive this
Jagged lance through a mans thigh.
Such a wound is extremely dangerous
and almost invariably proves fatal. In
the southern part Of the Gulf Of Mex
leo specimens Of the giant ray have
been killed up to 10 feet across. The
ray has two horns, one on each side
Of its eyes, the latter being green,
hideous and cruel beyond expression.
A curious habit of this fish is to break
water like whale, falling with a
thunderous splash that is heard for a
long distance.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-09-21
"Bluebeard's" Home strlpped.

what troublous times we are liv-
ing in! Even ones property is no
longer safe," was the angry comment
Of Landru, under arrest in Paris for
the alleged murder Of several of his
sweethearts, when Informed that his
villa at Gambais, near Paris (where
the police say the women dlsap-
peared), had been broken into and ram
sacked from cellar to attic by souvenir
hunters.
Since the villa had been closed by
the authorities, pending the>outcome
Of Landru's trial, no Waterman had
been detailed to guard the house. An
official who visited the villa short
time ago found the shutters, doors and
windows smashed. Everything port
able had been taken, from kitchen
utensils and etchings to chair legs
Continental Edition Of the London
Mail.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-09-21

HELLO GIRL" NOW.
STENOGRAPHER

Miss Alice Nelson, former tel
ephone operator, felt that a type
writer keyboard offered better. OPP
portunities than a telephone SWITCH
board. She took a course at Da-
kota Business College, Fargo, N.
D., and now has fine place with
Reinke & McKone Wholesale y 81! Co.
Dakota Business College attracts
ambitious young people, brings out
their best. They needn't hunt
jobs. ; jobs hunt them. Trained
help is scarce-'and we'll paid.
Follow the Successful" Write
F. l.. Watkins, Pres, 800 Front
St., Fargo, N. D., and ask about
1000-New-Pupil Club, terms. etc.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-09-21
Piano Requires Fine Timber.

There is no other industry for which
a greater variety of fine timber Is re-
quired, and none in which the timber
must be seasoned more carefully than
piano-building. The varieties include
Canadian spruce, American. oak and
wildwood, Honduras mahogany and
best English beech. Sounding boards
are made Of Swiss pine, the "Ahies
Excelsa," which is nothing but the
Christmas tree with which we are all
80 familiar. All this timber has to
be seasoned in special heating
chamber, where it is subjected for
days together to a powerful draft of
dry air. It was not until more than
half Of the eighteenth century had
passed that the piano became popu-
lar.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-09-21
TIKI, BEMIDJl DAILY. PIONEER
Joan Of ArcFhouse.

In 1911 the city Of Paris bought the
old residence Of the archbishops Of
Sens in the Saint Paul quarter
with no particular thought as to what
use would be made of it. The idea
has now gained favor of concerning
It into a Saint Joan of Arc museum.
The building was built, between 1474
and 1919, and is uncommonly, rich in
French memories. Queen Margot lived
init for while, and it is inseparably
connected with Charles VIII and the
Hundred Years war. 1t is regarded
as one of the very best specimens Of
Parisidn architecture Of the fifteenth
century. -. -.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-09-21
ACCORDING TO FIXED DESIGN
Variety OF Reasons Advanced for tho
= Arrangement Of Paint on the
Cheeks Of Clown.

All pantomime, clowns paint their
cheeks and mostly they do SO accord
ing to certain designs handed down
from generation to generation. But
as to the why and the wherefore opin-
ions differ. 49, 49,. -. :,
According to one authority the scar
let triangles,. red fishtail and half
moon, originated from dabs of YER
million placed here and there on the
cheeks at haphazard to represent a
naughty boy who had been at the jam
pot.
+: Another says that the pantomime
clowns Redeemed face is intended as q
burlesque Of the rouge-tinted cheeks
of the pantomime Columbine; while
yet third has. 1t that the crimson
patches are survival from the early
mystery plays, when the clown wassa
demon, and red all over.
The theory has also been held chat
the modern clown in pantomime is z
direct descendant. Of Momus, the god
Of mockery of the early mystery plays
and Mosques, who. was always repre-
scented with a huge gaping mouth. The
red fishtail is merely the survival OF
that part Of the medieval makeup
which aimed at producing an appar'
ent enlargement iof the mouth.
These curious scarlet symbols are
only found on the cheeks of .panto-
mime clowns. The ordinary circus
clown does not paint his cheeks.
He paints only his nose, with view
to poking fun at the "boss," the ring
master, whose nasal organ. in regard
to the old-time circuses at all events,
was more often than not apt to be
highly colored.-Pearson's Weekly.