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The Washington herald., 1920-12-19
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STOP LOOK LISTEN
BY
jim RING

If you're sick of the Sorid and its gided life
1And its petty squalls and chickering's;
Ind its slonderous tongue schieh cuts like knife
To the music of jibes and sniek'rings
Then hop 81 your aud journey for
From marble floors to the naked sod
Thyo1U q fngcr-srob TO the irorid behind
lind journey the open the Land of God
If yoa 1uunt TO be rid Of business gloom
And the sound of the city. si,nmeyng
With q oroHg life, ride through the intiticss room
Outside-dnd your cores 60 gimmcring
There's life in the air of hillside bare
Where the foot of Commerce has hod,
lind us there that diseoVcr his 1oorth--r
In the open country, the Land of God
If friend IS fGithlcss-d scheme has faiIcd-
II your froorns have and the 1rord IS soyong.
There's q edr-dnd there's not much labor cnfdiicd
Toauord refreshing your lips sith. gay hearts song
He iDho hcsiiote5 sDhik his d5cdiis,
To giuc full rein to impulses prod
WW neSrr kno1u joy for he ncper 1tlH kuoa
The peace of the open, the Land of God
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19

in extremes" roar His Honor
Chicken is proved to be failing in
mental capasity and common scents
Case is dismiss"
Swans Nest. Okla.-The Rev.
Simeon Ellis will be i'm our midst
only a little longer. His congrega-
tion has voted to remove him. as
a person unified for his high Of
fee. This came about by a number
of his church members who passed
his house one morning and heard
him repairing his car for a pas
toral visit.
Zuleika. NJ D.-Ebenezer Yer
million, president of the Zuleika
Penny Savings Bank, last night ad-
dressed the Younger Glass of Bible
Students at the Vermillion residence.
He advised them not to spend
their savings on automobiles, but to
put them in his bank and wait until
airplanes became more popular and
buy something that would then be
in style.
-Stop!-Loek!-Li
THE TALE OF A TERRIBLE RIDE
/ The night was wet with rain:
The wind blew sharp and shrill;
When a feeble spark came out of the
dark,
Twinkling over and over again.
Twas an auto on the hill.
The steering wheel was gripped
| BY Mr.. Howe Z. Lyde:
In the night-light dim, his face was
grim,
Also grimy-his mouth tight
Tipped.
1t looked like homicide.
Roaring over the road
For many and many a mile.
His eyes saw red as he looked
ahead:
Far was he from his own abode
And that's why he didn't smile.
Through hamlet, village, town,
The auto whiszed alonEy
And it's constant pace was that Of q
Never did Howe T.. Lyde slow
down,
And nothing ever went wrong.
How fast that car could GO!
when Mr. Howe +. Lyde-
abouts- ,'-
Really, We do not know.
But IL was . most terrible ride.
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19
NEED MANY AIDS
ON AUTO AFTER
IT IS DELIVERED
But Skid Chains Should
Be First Purchase
Made.

While il is usual for the American
manufacturer to equip his car with
everything that is needed to make
the car run there are certain very
important accessories which most of
our cars do not possess when they
arrive in the owners hands. Some
new drivers wait until the time
comes to use such an accessory be-
fore they think about the real need
for it, but the wise buyer will at
once equip with the essential things.
First, among these come the chains
for driving in rainy weather and on
slippery streets. Some cars are al
ready equipped with these but there
are few. Before the car is driven
away from the dealers showrooms
there should be a set OF skid chains
in the tool compartment. Next to
chains comes the jack. II is quite
possible that the jack supplied is one
that will work more than once but
usually the very cheapest sort of
jack is supplied. II the one supplied
is not OF the best sort if will actu-
ally pay to get rid of it and buy the
best jack made.
While it is not fair to anticipate
tire trouble with a new car there is
such a thing as a tack or nail and
they make no distinction between
new and used tires. A rim operating
tool is the next essential, and with
IT comes a vulcanizer. In other
words, tire equipment. even though
new. should be considered as a po-
tential trouble maker. The rim tool
makes it easy to attach and detach
the rim from the tire. the vulcanizer
makes a tube patch a matter Of a
few minutes. A tire repair outfit
will naturally suggest itself with the
vulcanizer, and above all a tire
gauge.
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19
-Stop.-Look!- k!-Listen-

Somebody left a poem-at least
it's written like a poem-on our
editorial desk the other day. It's
all about a soda fountain fiend who
Travelled the road to perdition via
the lemon phosphate and sarsapa-
rilla route.
The poem contains the exclama-
tion, ''Oh! God" four times, to show
the addict to be a Nazimovical per-
son. 1t has thirteen verses and our
favorite superstition. along with the
space question. prevents us from
printing it here. But IL anybody
wants to see it, he can come in and
look il over.
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19
Must Watch Tires,

The dealer initiates the tire enough
to run the car, and few of them pay
much attention to the right pressure
1t is up to the owner to get the right
pressure into the castings even
though the run to the home garage
is only matter of a few miles.
The average motorist locks the
door after the horse is stolen: n.
thinks about car insurance after he
gets the car. 1t would be interest
ing to find out how many brand.
new cars are removed from garages
The wise buyer will have complete
insurance written before he gets hi:
car from the dealer. The latter, in
most cases, is in a position to take
care of the whole matter. charging
no more than standard rates. II the
dealer will not attend TO il il should
nevertheless. be done before the car
is delivered. so that an accident or
fire on the way home will not mean
! loss to the owner.
With practically all State laws re-
quiring some form of head lamr
glare remover many factories are
fitting special glass fronts as stand
ard equipment, but still a greater
number of cars come through with.
out such equipment. l. have known
owners to be stopped by traffic off,
GERS before an opportunity wastaf-
forded to purchase suitable non-
glare fronts. In cases where the
factory does not supply such devices
the dealer will he glad to fit new
lenses of any make
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19
-Stop.-Look ok!-Listen!-

Here, however. is something that
can be used. In this case Miss
OLZEY DANCE is doing the Bel
lerophon act and she does it we'll.
Listen: Y
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19

in extremes" roar His Honor
Chicken is proved to be failing in
mental capasity and common scents.
Case is dismiss"
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19
OUR LITTLE AUTO ALPHA,

No. :. The Exhaust.
E stands for Exhaust;
Pedestrians choke
And think they are gassedT
When it blows out the smoke.
sPiccadiIIy pronunciation Pre-.
ferred for poetic purposes
-LookI-Listen.-
j.. A. NJ. whispers:
II see Dr. Wilbur Crafts is giving up the
ship. He won't stop our Sunday rides aftel
all. He's realized that the rest Of the coun
try didn't like his plan for the rest of the
country. Wilbur wanted to make Sunday q
day Of arrest, anyhow"
-Look-Listen-
How would you like to have the jot
of Capt. ALBERT J. HEADLEY
chief of the traffic squad?
He has to go around to all the
schools to see that nobody's Liable
to run over your children in tht
streets, and he hasn't even a Ford
in which to make his tours. II:
the same old alibi: no money from
Congress.
AS they say at citizens associa.
ton meetings: Something should
be donew
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19
Good Set of Tools.

Tool equipment in the average car
is sorely lacking in quality. The
cheapest kind of wrenches and pliers
are supplied. / know a great num-
ber of owners who use the equip
ment set merely for spares around
the garage, purchasing a good usual
set for the car.
Among others a spotlight is a
useful addition to the cars equip
ment, though not as essential as
some of the others previously men
toned. In the same class with the
spotlight comes body polish and car
cleaning paraphernalia, especially a
compound which will remove road
tar. Nothing is more disheartening
than to bespatter a new body with
road tar. which. by the way. must
be removed within few hours or 1t
will leave indelible marks.
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19
Good Lock Valuable.

In these days car thefts are nu-
merous, while theft insurance pro-
tects the owner. a good car lock
while it may cost $40. or SIS. H.
worth the price. Car thieves have
a particular liking for new cars. but
a suitable lock, such as a transmits
sion lock or a steering wheel lock
will do much toward keeping the
thief away.
A storage battery hydrometer is a
most important piece OF equipment
which may have immediate use. 1t
should be used the day the car is re-
ceived, and in warm weather should
be used to test the storage battery
cells every week. Many storage bat
teries have literallys been shot TO
pieces" in the first month of use
because of lack of attention to water
filling and testing.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09
OF THE INTERIOR UNITED STATES LAND OFFICE
 JUNEAU, ALASKA

Notice is hereby given that Geo. rge A. Parks, of Juneau, Alaska, as trustee, has filed in this office his application under Sec. II of the Act of March 5, 1891 t26 Stat, 1095) to submit final proof for the several use and benefit of the occu- pants of the Scatter Addition to Jun eau Townsite, Alaska, said townsitc being embraced in U. S. Survey No. 591, more particularly described as follows:
 Beginning at Cor. No l. whence U. s. l. M. No. bears S. 45o IF w. 7.4S chains, thence N. 59' r 6.24 chains to Cor No. 2, thence S. s2' 3S' E. 6S2 chains to Cor No ,, thence N. O z w. 0.94 chains to Cor. No. 4, thence N. 57' 40' E. 513 chains to Cor. No. 5, thence N. 35' A w. TITS chains to Cor. No. 6, thence east 2.S5 chains to Cor. No. 2, thence N. 57' 40' w. 5 20 chains to Cor No. s, thence west 10.37 chains to Cor No. 9, thence south 15 chains to Cor. No. 1, the place of beginning. containing 17.5S acres.
 Said survey as located adjoins Juneau, Alaska, in Lat 58' 1S' N, Long. 134o 24' w., Mag Var, 32' 2O' E.
 Said proof will be submitted by the testimony of scid trustees and two of the following witnesses: Lafe Spray, Barney A. Roselle, John Reck and H. B. LeFevre, before the Register, U S. Land Office, Ju- neau. Alaska, on April 15, 1920.
 Dated at Juneau. Alaska, March 1, 1920.
 FRANK A. BOYLE.
 Register
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09
CONCRETE ANCHOR MAN
 RETURNING TO JUNEAU

C. II. Boyles, proprietor of the Boyles Concrete Anchor Works of Juneau is returning passenger on the Admiral Watson that is due here Wednesday. MT. Boyles has been marketing his concrete trap anchors at Seattle and other points in the States. Mrs. Boyles is accom- paning her husband to Juneau.
 Workmen have been working here during the several months of MT. Boyles' absence getting materials on hand for the. coming season and there is good supply of anchors on hand at the company's plant near the Ad- mirel Line Dock.
 It is understood that Mr. Boyles, upon his return here will take i'm steps to start the erection of a fertilizer plant in Juneau to use the byproducts of salmon canneries.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09
MEAT CAUSE OF
 KIDNEY TROUBLE

If you must have your meat every day. eat it, but flush your kidneys with salts occasionally, says noted authority who tells us that meat forms uric acid which almost para lyzes the kidneys in their efforts to expel it from the blood. They be- come sluggish and weaken, then you suffer with dull misery in the kidney region. sharp pains in the back or sick headaches, dizziness, your stomach sours. tongue is coated and when the weather is bad yoa have rheumatic twinges. The urine gets cloudy. full of sediment, the channels often get sore and irrita.- cd, obliging you to seek. relief two or three times during the night .aa
 To neutralize these irritating acids, to cleanse the kidneys and flush off the body's urinous waste get four ounces of lad Salts from any pharmacy here: take table spoonful in a glass of water before breakfast for few days and your kidneys will then act fine. This ia nous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia, and has been used for generations to flush and stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize the acids in urine. so 1t no longer irritates. thus ending bladder weak ness.
 lad Salts is inexpensive; cannot injurc. and makes a delightful e. feryescent Whitewater drink.
 (tdyertisemcnt
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09
GAUMONT PEOPLE MAKE
 JUNEAU HARBQR PICTURES

Joseph Mattingly and B. o. Mat tinsly. of Los Angeles. motion pie turc operators for the Gaumont film people, made pictures of the Juneau waterfront from the dock of the Admiral Evans yesterday afternoon. Capt. Jensen took the operators down the bay as far as Thane. swung around so they could film the Douglas Island side of the chan nel, and returned 10 Juneau with them.
 Today the two operators went out the government road to Aux Ba; and will take pictures along the road including pictures of Men denhall Glacier.
 Before leaving here pictures will be taken of other places of interest nearby
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09
ALARM
CALLS
FIRE

1-3 Third and Franklin. 1-4 Front and Franklin l-5 Front, opp. Marshall &
 Newman. 1-6 Front, opp. and near old
 Dispatch. 1-7 Front, opp. City Wharf. l-S Front, near Sawmill. 2-1 Home Germain Grocery. 2-3 Willoughby opp. Cole barn 2-4 Front and Seward. 2-5 Front and Main. 2-6 Second and Main. 2-7 Fifth and Seward. 2-9 Fire Hall. 3-2 Gastineau and Rawn Way 3-4 Second and Gold. 3-5 Fourth and Harris. 3-6 Fifth and Gold. 3-7 Fifth and East. 3-8 Seventh and Gold. 3-9 Fifth and Kennedy. Al Ninth back of Sower house Az Calhoun, opp. Juneau Apts 4-3 )istin Ave & Indian Street. 4-5 Ninth and Calhoun. 4-6 Seventh and Main. AT Twelfth at Northern L'dry AS Twelfth and Willoughby.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09
SEEK SUBSCRIPTIONS
 FOR IRISH REPUBLIC
 IN UNITED STATES

LONDON. March 4.-Sir Homer Greenwood, under secretary for Home Affairs, replying to a uestion in the House of Commons. said the government was aware invitations were being issued through the Amer jean press inviting subscriptions for bond certificates of the Irish Re- public. but that Great Britain had made no representations to the President of the United States of ''why.r
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09
ALASKA NOTES

Word has been received at Dawson of the death at Quebec of Onesime Gravel, who came to Dawson in 1898 and mined on Eldorado and Bonanza and afterward was a mech anic with the Guggenheim operations
 at the Bridge. He was nephew of Jack Tremblay, we'll known Dawson man and his wife was a sister of Tremblay He is said to come from one of the oldest and wealthiest fam. flies of Quebec, and he has many friends in Dawson
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09

Sinai Pelland for many years proprietor of the Broadway Hotel at Dawson and frequently engaged in mining in that vicinity. died at Daw- son recently after being in the hos pital for two weeks, suffering of dropsy. He is survived by several children, including three sons. all for merly of Dawson but now located in Quebec, from whence Pelland hailed. He was 65 years of age and had been resident of Dawson since the early days of that town.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09
CASE DISMIssES

The case of Olof Marsnes who was arrested on February 16, charg- ed with a violation of the Alaska Bone Dry law at the Kentucky Pool Room where he was employed, was dismissed today in the court of United States Commissioner N L. Burton.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09

Canadian postoffices charge 10 per cent. exchange for issuing postoffice money orders for payment in the United States, and pay 10 per cent. premium an American postoffice mon- ey orders.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09
FOR SALE AT A BARGAIN

One 4Ohp Coss Engine 3cylinde 4cyGle; together intermediate shaft, 22 diameter shaft Il it. long, diameter 3Bade propeller.
 One wooden hu Is length all 45 it.; beam, pilot cabin arranged al expense. JUNEAU FERRY & NAVIGATION co.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09

Cortlandt Starnes, formerly senior Superintendent in the old Royal Northwest Mounted Police has been promoted to the assistant Commis- sionership of the new Canadian Mounted Police. He was formerly ledge, whom he succeeds.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09

Answers for advertisers will be held two weeks after date of last insertion THE EMPIRE cannot as- sume responsibility to care for un. called-for-le letters after that period.
 Closing time for classified adver. tisements: 2 p. m.
 Closing time for display adver. tisements: II a. m.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09

Col R. s. Knight, for many years Superintendent of the Canadian Mou- nted police at Dawson, has been transferred to Winnipeg. He will be superintendent of the forces in the Province of Manitoba.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09
LOYAL ORDER OF MOOSE.
 Juneau Lodge 700

Meets every Friday night, 5 o'clock. Moose Hall. s. WaIlstedt. Dictator; R. H. Stevens. Secretary.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09
JUROR A SUICIDE

TOMBSTONE, Ariz.. March 5.-C. r. Burnett. juryman in the trial of the i.iGbce kidnappcrs, iG suicide.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09

The Yukon Order of Pioneers with headquarters at Dawson, has total membership of 1905. More than 400 of them are still active members The order was established in 1894, and is the pioneer of all Northern fraternal societies.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09
FOR SALE

French cooking knives at Young's
 adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09
6 CLASSIFIED ADS K
THE EM FIRE
IS THE MEDIUM

Through Which the General Public Can Always Have Its Wants Supplied
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09

FOR SALE-On easy payments, like rent, or will trade-5-room, house; large basement P. o. Box 1048, Juneau.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09

Gavin Fowlie, who was elected tc represent Dawson in the Yukon coun cil was elected as a member of the Liberal Party. He was nominated at a convention of that political organ ization.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09

Antone A. Sather was found dead recently on the trail at Witch Creek, near Circle. In his hand he had a bucket of pay dirt from the placer gold mine he had been working and was evidently returning to his cabin when he dropped dead. There was nothing to indicate either suicide or foul play
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09

FOR SALE-Six wet batteries, cheap. Inquire C-37, Empire.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09

The Northwest Corporation, Klon- dike placer gold mining company is having 5000 cords of wood hauled from Jensen Creek to it's property on Dominion Creek. where it twill be nsed next year for thawing wood for the company's dredge.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-09

Miss Kenzia Viola Birley, formerly of Dawson and daughter of Louis Birley, pioneer mine operator of that place, and Major Clancy Cook, United at London, England. The bride is an artist and she met Maj Cook at her home in Ontario. A son of Louis Birley resides in Vancouver, B. C., but the S0-year-old miner continues to live and work in the Yukon.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-03-09
FORH!DS CLERKS TO WE'D
ON LESS THAN SIPS

A book of rules for employees of
the Federal Reserve Bank Of Chicago
says: "No male employee receiving
less than 1925 a month salary will be
permitted to marry while in the serv-
ice of this bank without first taking
the matter up with the chief clerk"
'The sum set in the book is the
minimum on which an employee can
risk a matrimonial venture" said G.
R. Mckay, vice governor of the bank,
who added that the rule was 'im-
perative."
The bank officials believe that is
the least sum on which two may live
in these days." he said.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-03-09
lizards without a written permit from

lizards without a written permit from
their parents.
at is time" said one Of the hackers
of the bill, "that the Legislature
should provide a means to get rid
promptly of public officials to whom
an oath of office means nothing.
Kentucky long has suffered from that
stigma. If we cannot enforce or OBJ
tain the enforcement of simple laws
to protect our children, why should
we enact other laws for these public
officials to ignore?"
Sponsors for the measure in the
House and Senate are not announced,
but it is understood that there will
be some opposition to it on the ground
that the constitutional amendment
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. only in the case
of officials who fail to protect pris-
oner from a mob.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-03-09
A WORTHY MEASURE

The Independent wishes to go on
record as favoring House Bill No.
1916, introduced by Hon Lee Stewart,
of Knott county, and its companion
bill in the Senate, known as Senate
Bill No. 247, introduced by Senator
Newton Bright, of Henry county.
These bills aim at taking care of the
work of the Moonlight Schools, which
have been so successfully carried on
by the Illiteracy Commission un''er
the direction of Mrs. Cora Wilson
Stewart for the past several years.
The Illiteracy Commission expires by
limitation July LIST. The Commission
has been able to accomplish a Won
derful work in its effort to redeem
Kentucky from illiteracf. Through the
splendid volunteer work CT the school
teachers of the State about 100000
Kentucky from illiteracy. Through the
taught to read and write, leaving
something like 10000 to be taught.
1t is highly important that this work
he carried on. The Legislature saould
consider this matter seriously and at
once. There ought not to be any ex-
cuse, accepted from the lawmakers if
they fail to appropriate enough
money to carry on this great work.
The bills referred to will give $780,
10000 additional to what the Com
mission has been spending. and this
amount is for the public school
teachers. 1t comes out of the general
expenditure fund and thus augments
the educational funds of the State
just that much.
Every person knows that the sal
aries of the school teachers OF this
State ought to be increased. 1t is
also a rank injustice to ask these
teachers to conduct a night school for
nothing. This new law pro 7i.es that
the teachers who shall conduct night
schools shall be paid a nominal fee
for this work.
These bills ought to be enacted into
law and we believe they will he when
the proper information is put before
the lawmakers of the State -(Edito~
rial from the Ashland Daily hide
pendent.)
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-03-09
BILL PROPOSES TO REMOVE
OFFICIALS FOR NON-FEASANCE

A bill which will provide for the
removal of County Judges, Police
Judges, Magistrates, Mayors and Po-
lice Commissioners in Kentucky who
may fail or refuse to enforce the laws
of the State in their counties, cities
or districts, is said to be planned for
introduction in the General Assembly
the coming week. The bill, it is said,
will be in line with the constitutional
amendment adopted at the election
last November, which gives the leg
islature the right to provide for the
removal of officials failing to keep
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-03-09
A Case of
Malaria

Frankfort, Ky.:-"Some years ago / had
quite siege of malarial fever and could not
seem TO regain my strength until took DIR.
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. 1t
proved TO be wonderfully effective in re-
moving the malaria from my system and
my health came back quickly. i afterwards
took DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription Tor
inward trouble and bearing sensations and it
cured me, l know, for have had no sign
of the trouble since. Neither have had the
slightest indication Of malaria since l took
the Golden Medical Discovery. These are
wonderful home remedies and it is great
pleasure TO me TO recommend them. -
MRS. ANORA HOWARD. 70S Hoge Ave.