South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-25
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THE SPORT SCRIBE LANfENrs

I've always held the idea I was quite a sportivs
guy I've held jobs where all did was watch
the basebals hy. tell the public, through the
press the wherefore and the why.
I've scrubbed Of the padded-asted boys Who meet
and maui I've grown enthusiastic over Whist they
call football, when college athletics blossom IN TIA
festive fall.
record mars. Though I've told the deeds OF track
champs as they topped the hurdles bars and written
tales about the gents who chauffeur racing cars
I've Joined the rahid rooters when a waIop cleared
the bases Ny hoods run hot the while I've watched
a n high beat three aces But try and Try SIMPLY
cannot digest yachting races
simply cannot raise thrill, the Shamrock's nausht,
the Resolute's nil. SO far as my young LIES con-
cerned wouldn't give dollar bill for all their boat
My interest just can't stick and stay boats
vorting in a bay a thousand some odd miles away.
don't like yachting races.
Let Sir Tom take the old cup back England rs
find better use for It over there anyway
Judging from the startIingIy vivid press descriptions
exciting series OF pospOncTnents the raceS mus
have been rather calm affairs No wind. That's ~h.S
comes staging yacht in the midst OF press
dental campaign
Johonson is to be the next president Other thinsT
uncertain That is sure. Tell It TO your fnende
and be prophet-Arthur Brisbane IN The ChieaSq
Herald Examiner, June ..
Mr. Brisbane is an acknowledged authority. Which,
is some consolation for the people who picked WiisrS
and the White Sox
WHILE THE ORPHEUNrS CLOSED.
The dog walked down the railroad track
coming fast
The train switched off the railroad track
And let the dog past
Accommodation Train.
Today's the day the little boy goes church AMI
squrms and yawns and watches the fly which newt
ably lights the window sill and is startled out OF
a reverie concerning fish hooks and shows the first
signs of interest at the words land in concluding
say" holds abated breath until II is said and
sneaks off to the movies
eta+is,icaI aVDer4 has uncovered rbc fact thaa
one Cd fde guest occupied a place in the
sembIage which congregated in the divers Washing
n. chairs Thursday evening.
And our advertising department always the job.
has taken advantage of these figures 70 make sug-
geston TO the hotel management Suggestion is
notice in The Mt. warning the day avoid
the Sunday rush by reserving their parking space
early.
IN THE DAYS NEWS.
Headlines from single issue Of a Chicago con-
Jumps TWO Stories to Freedom"
"Backmailer Shot in Wild Auto Chase"
Irish Fire LOFTY From Ambush"
Greek Troops Attack Turks"
Soul Bride Diary Tells OF Awakening"
Mystery Wells Injuries 10 Realty Man"
Nice dociIe and demure little world. is 1t not7
While the Greeks are intent on cleaning up things
may call their attention a Bend
restaurants.
IT'S WILLIAM RANDOLPHS WORST.
Just the current happenings
Grow commonplace and calm
And the press politics
And basebas soothing balm
While we're peace
OF the gulf twixt cost and kale
Some loving secures a gun
Result: The mates
Carl wanderer wanders across the print
Joe Elwel holds his place
honor in the headlines
Despite the cry for space
Pauline and Jonas spread their past
Across the printed page
Oh. let this chace pass
Delete this soul mate rage
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