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New Britain herald., 1920-12-23
25 YEARS AGO tFrom Tho Herald of That Date).

A new fire escape was placed on the Stanley building yesterday.
 The majority Of tho local factories will close for ono day only in ob- seryance of Christmas.
 A slight fire broke out yesterday afternoon in the annealing room of the Malleable Iron Works.
 The directors of the New Britain hospital have purchased the properse of John Smith on Grand street, tending from Hawkins to Grfr street. The price for the pron listed as s20,0oo. It wlIk1
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

Ideals and by tho wish to do nothing but justice to employer and employe.
 Cynics will say that sooner or later there will come n series of decisions for or against labor or employer that will discrcdit the court forever. Up to the present time. however. this court which Is based mainly on faith in man. has justified it's existence.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

There will be little talk of "glori. ous' war while a strand of back-wire reminds half the world of cooties.
 The reason the gambler in the lottery of marriage Is never a cheer. ful loser is because he has no chanos to forget it. '. sft < s<,Ea. The .profiteering, age accomplished one reform. It disposed of tfiat extrs annoying yard of cloth in the tail oi shirt. -' E s.sst' 7
 Why so cheerful about Wilson. promise to establish the boundary of Armenia? He once. established the boundary between the Italians and the Jugo-Slavs. a @e s.E
 If. truth, were told. it is the mirror in the back of a show room window that really attracts tho ladies.
 There was time when an, ankfs was supposed to be that territory be- tween the shoe top and the ankle bone.
 Tho films that slip through indi- cate that those rejected oy the censor must leave little to ;he imagination.
 It may he. ns reported. that there Is no strike .on at present, but the foolkiller is still loafing on the job.
 Some do their Christmas shopping early and some do it hurly-burly.
 The man who has his price is us- ually worth about ten per cent of N.s.ss-
 We are told that the Armenian sit nation ds tense. Almost past tense.
 The story that Is whispered is us- ually three-fourths imagination and lie.
 We will need a long season of peace g in order to complete investigation ot the conduct of the wsr.
 A Missouri man with C. wonderful jaw can lift 1.s0o pounds with his teeth. But then, some jaws can lift an entire audience to its feet.
 If this joyous Christmas season touches the heart and purse of Mir he might endow a few million gas tanks for a change.
 A doctors Christmas shopping need be nothing more strenuous than a few minutes spent with a fountain < pen and a pad of prescription blanks.
 Professor Steele, says the best jobs ,s are held by college graduates. < graduates of the electoral college.
 Josephus Daniels successor will N need to bestir himself to maintain the present remarkable efficiency of the football teafn. ', ..->.
 The budget system will reduoa N waste. That's the reason some stata9e men favor it. And that's the reason some statesmen oppose it. }
 There is a move on foot to chanEoV he creed of the Democratic party % that it won't interfere with a mans political beliefs.
 The peak of Mont Blanc fell off and even prof1teers concede that the new level will be permanent.
 The best way to get the maximum heat from coal is to open tho draft and sit down and think about the Dill.
 A casual reading of the headlines eads to the reflection that our next 'ig problem will be a jail shortaEe
 Greece is free to cast her lot with -onsta ntine, but she'll probably havt .Q take in washing to make a livJnx!
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

A nos .i..tl narrted woman .s one who thinks her husband could easily spare more time from the office to help with the house work.
 Normalcy will also mean a return from the limousine to the wheelbar- row.
 If it is impossible to. reform taxes, why not give up in despair and abolish 'em? -%s j.
 Some girls smile to reveal their good nature, and some to reveal their good teeth. n
 Why worry about suitable gifts for Christmas when the land is full of ten-cent stores?
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

washington-Miss Catherine Elan igan thinks the presidents cabinet should have a secretary of peace as we'll as secretary of war. She will advocate a Peace Department as a part of the program to be adopted by the National woman's Party at it's convention Feb. 15-1S. "A woman should have the position" says Miss Flanagan.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23
FACTS AND FANCIES By ROBERT CULLEN

They say when a Haitian gets full Of rum he doesn't fear God or devil, or any other thing except a marine.
  we are told that nearly all o. Europe's diplomats enjoy chess. The, enjoy 1t most when played with can non fodder.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

"A growl and n scowi at Christmas time arc about as appropriate as a snowball in tho place where palm-leaf fans would be useful according to the best of authority.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

Love is Blind" but the other senses after years of married life be- come so acute they may supply the lack. e. f"ef
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

One to whom the words Home Made" do not appeal at Christmas time, never had. has not made nor ever desires one. Look out for him,
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

Plea Made for Christmas Pardon for Debs." headline. How many so- cialists would march behind him. leaving prison bearing banner: Peace -on Earth Good Win to Men?"
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

ment for last week amounted ;o $l'OOO. There were 50 men discharged Saturday.
 The best turkey in the city at from 1Oc to 1sc a pound, at Moffits market 3I3 Main street
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

If you cannot realize your am- bition' you may at least cultivate tho ambition to realize why you canno;
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

Ponzi sends Christmas greetings to his creditors. is. report. Evidently. financial ingenuity does not destroy sense of humor.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

"Gentlemen, be seated brings memories of many n pleasant hour not. however. when the thought comes in crosded trolley or iitney.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

Poets Daughter Sued For s10.- 0o0."' headline. Parents profession should not be held against her.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

of wood underneath and nailed wheels on.
 Everybody Hurries
 A man with a pail of paint came along and swished his brush around for a minute and then. there it was a nice bright kiddie kar, already for some younster's Christmas
 The workmcn use the scooters to get around the place, because they've got to hurry like everything if they expect to get all through in time for Santa to load up his airpIane. But don't worry, children, Santa told rac he'd have everything ready even if he had to sail in and helf finish up him. self.
 Tomorrow morning we're all going to help load the big airplane and get it all ready for the trip to New Brit ain. That ought to be a lot of fun and I'll tell you about everything santa puts into his machine in to- morrow's story.
 Ponzi has turned song writer. h. numerable are the themes he could dwell upon. How's this? It's awfully funny How fools and their money. When once they get started Are easily parted. I mind not my sentence: I feel no repentance. I'll soon be forgetting If good is the getting"
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

The wife will spend $3S.50 for a two-dollar hat and then worry be- cause bread isn't two cents cheaper.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23
By ROE

DAnnunzio is at the end of his rope, but unfortunately his feet are not yet clear of the ground.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23
WELCOME TO COLBY.
Brazi!iar Senator Thanks |. S. for Watching over Smaller Nations.

Rio Janeiro. Dec. 22.--Senator AL fredo Ellis, in his address of welcome to Bainbridsu Colby. thu L. z. Sec retary O. State. when the latter visited the senate. said:
 ''To your great nation as the older brother of the IT republics of the New World was reserved the hard task of watching over the liberty and safety of the whole family. That program . was deffied and known throughout the
 old doctrine the
 nue to maint ain
 tf1uc rules and
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23
A TRIP THROUGH SANTA CLAUS LAND
 WITH OLD JACK FROST (St. Nick Has Wonderful Zoo of Toy Animals)
BY JACK FROST. tBy Wireless to Hal NJ. Cochran,

 it unles thcyr loud
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

The sprofiteering1 age accomplished one reform. It. disposed of tfat extr, annoying yard of cloth in the tail O a shirt. .. t.' -ss- ; v
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

We will need a long season of peace in order to complete investigation ot the conduct of the WET.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

The reason the gambler, in the lottery of marriage Is never a cheer. ful loser is because he has no chanos to forget it. a.- ..tfe -i.t <. k. =.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23
Britain Herald.
SLrpHoNn CALLS
PUBLISHING COMPANY. Proprietors,

. Post ofnce at New Britain bnd Class Mall Matter.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

A Missouri man with c wonderful jaw can lift 1.s0o pounds with his teeth. But then, some jaws can lift an entire audience to its feet.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

The story that Is whispered is us- ually three-fourths imagination and one-fourth lie.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

There will be little talk of "glori. ous war while strand of back-wire reminds half the world of cooties.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

If this joyous Christmas season touches the heart and purse of MT. Rockefeller, he might endow a few million gas tanks for a change.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

We are told that the Armenian sit uation is tense. Almost past tense.
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

Why so cheerful about Wilson promise to establish the boundary ot Armenia? He once established tho boundary between the Italians and tn. Jugo-Slavs. -sE .@%.- z. ' '
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

ntnbie advertising medium In
 Circulation books and prsss kym open to advertisers,
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

A doctors Christmas shopping need be nothing more strenuous than a few minutes spent with fountain pen and a pad of prescription blanks
New Britain herald., 1920-12-23

Ponzi has turned song writer. In- numerable are. the themes he could dwell upon. How's this?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-26
FIND OU1 JUST WHAT
CAUSES YOUR RHEUMATISM

are caused by a tiny disease germ
in the blood, which rnuItiplies BY
the million, and until these germs
are routed from the blood, you can
see how futile local treatment will
be. lin fact. you can use liniments
BY the gallon and never hope 20
reach the cause Of your. trouble.
so many people have found real
permanent relief from their Rheu.
matism by the use OF S. s. S. that
its use Is justified In practically
every case. Certainly II your Rheu-
Inatism Is due to germ In the
blood. as so many thousands of
eases are. you should lose no time
in beginning the use. Of S. S. S.;
because you can rely upon this finess
old blood remedy to do you more
good than any other trcztment.ssss 3 >
s. S. S. Is beneficial in Rheuma-
tisfn because II Is such a thorough,
blood medicine. 1t cieanses the &
blood of all impurities, and eradi- n
Gates the germs which cause Rheti-g,
matism. The wonderful results IL n
has accomplished in other cases
IS proof Of It's great merit. S. S. S. .
has been on the market for more
han fifty years and is sold by al !
sS a."s
You are invited to write our
medical department for full in- <
formation and advice about the I.
'reatment of your own case. for
which no charge Is made. Address
-hief Medical Adviser. II Swift 4
laboratory. Atlanta. Georgia. F@l
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-26
Cold weather REPORTS FaI
To Stimulate Coffee s

New York, May 2s.-The future OF
cola weather reports from Brazil in
stead of inspiring any aggressive buy
ing seemed to promote a renewal Of
scattering liquidation in the market
higher prices in the Rio market
for coffee futures today. The opening
was . to 10 points lower and active
months sold about "a to 20 points be-
low last nights closing figures later
in the day with July touching 1910
and September 1880. Reports OF
higher milreis prices in the Rio market
were offset by reactions in Santos fi-
lures and declines In exchange rates,
while no Improvement was reported In
spot demand. The market closed II
to 20 points net lower. May 1895;
July 1907; Sept. 1880; October 1910;
1875; January 1875: March
1913.
Spot coffee quiet; Rio rs Is Ia
Santos 4's 23624 IA.
gbcigw, ,dy,. (aisf5pc29e9s
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-26

The medical profession has not
yet fully determined all of the
causes Of Rheumatism, though they
are pretty well agreed on two
points.
The first is. that the disease is
more than q mere local trouble.
that the pangs OF pain come from
source that is far below the SUR
face, and therefore it Is not rea-
sonable to expect any rational re-
lief from a treatment that is locally
applied, and reaches only the SUR
face
When you realize the logic Of
this conclusion, you will see that
Z you are really wasting your time
and money II you are expecting
any permanent relief from the use
OF liniinents. lotions, and other 10.
c-.iy .TpLed treatment, which can
cnly reach the surface, and have
no ehecI whatever upon the origin
ol your trouble.
Any disease should be treated al
rs source. and ESPECIALLY one that
causes as much suffering as Rheu.
M tisni. The only treatment worth
while Is one that win show pro-
gress toward getting at the source |
OF the disease, and freeing the |
victim from its shaekies.
The other point that the medi.
cal profession has agreed upon. is
that some forms of Rheumaf' m
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-26
D. O: Penney Co. a NatioaWide institution
6.oom $50
Ewnes

Ewes -..-... ....sl b.DVW e.oV
Wool sheep bring the usual prem
ium above shorn.
In the hog alleys the Tuesday trade
started steady with stationary prices
ruling at North Portland. Receipts
were moderate and demand was fa--
vorable.
General hog range: ~
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-26

SEATTLE. May Getty delivery:
mill feed $50 per. ton: scratch feed
$50 per ton; scratch feed $50; feed
wheat sss: all grain chop $50; oats.
WIS; spronting oats ss1: rolled oats
$50; whole corn $s3: cracked corn
$s5: rolled barley s7s; clipped barley.
$50,
Hay, Eastern Washington timothy
mixed $4f per ton: double compressed
s51; alfalfa sb6; straw $1s.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-26

ST. LOUIS. NO.. May es.-Frices
continued to show a falling off from
the February market at the spring
auction OF the International Fur Ex-
change here today. The top of 2,5o0,-
600 moies was so cents, decline OF
25 per cent and Koiinsky and witch at
81 and 50 respectively in lots OF $780,
900 were 20 percent off. Sales for the
day amounted to s1.1oo.ooo.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-26

aicty century IL not earlier
REGARDED perfect
cket England the Rhineriyer
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-26
North Portland Flooded
With Sheep, Weakening Values

sheep continue to pile into the yards
and are weak. Cattle are steady ano
the trade in hogs is good at stationary
wales.
Country interests are flooding the
local trade with sheep and lamb sup
piled. During the, last "a hours north
Portland showed a. further reduction
OF at least soc for lambs. while the
general mutton trade was soc to 81
lower.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-26

receipts 1919, steady Hog quota
tons: prime 14.50@15: medium to
12.5OG13; pigs i1.50 q 1880.
Cattle. receipts 1o7; steady. Beef
steers 1913; medium to choice 10 q ~;
common to GOOD 1900 10; Cows and
heifers 1925 @10.75; common to good.
7@10; bulls 7.50@s.5O: calves 1900
I6
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-26

The following prices are the prices
being paid to producers by Pendieton
business houses. Wherever retail
prices are given the fact will be spe-
ciaily mentioned.
Eggs and Poultry.
Eggs, 40 cents.
Hens, % cents
Roosters, is cents a pound.
Chickens. 2s cents pound
Country Ham. Ess.
Ham. best quality. 2sc.
Bacon, best quality. 400.
Butter Fat and Butter
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-26
Milton Berries
S5.75 a Crate.

Milton berries, the first crop of the
season, are selling in Pendleton mar
kc;s- They are $5.z5 a crate. but
were formerly SIS a crate. They re-
tail for 80 cents box s4s ~
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-26

Potatoes are now $3.50 for 100
of the Weston Mountain variety. The
vegetable was for formerly selling for
81. $3.50 or $11 a sack
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-26
Gcnscbes1.ies Make
AllIlcnrancc Herr.

Gooseberries, the first of the sea-
son. are selling in Pendieton markets.
4 hey come in boxes similar to straw
berry boxes. at 25 cents box.
Potatoes Are Somewhat
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-26
DA|LYMARKET NEWS, LOCAL AND GENERAL

each. Navel oranges are drawing to
a .fose. at retail price of so cents
t. $120.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-26
First Canteioupes
Arrive In Market

5 The first canteloupes of the season
arrived today in, a local market. They
are Of good. quality ana are shipped
hero from the Imperial valley. Can
teloupes promise to be popular this
year as they, require. no sugar.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-17

about as popular with jury as a wet
spaniel in millinery store.
In New York state "A wife asked for
a divorce for the reason that her hus.
band insisted upon having his pet
collie sleep in the same bed with them.
The jury broke all records returning a
verdict for the plaintiff in two minutes
and the gentleman and his collie have
gone back to his father.
WHO SAID PROFiTEERING?
For Sale-Tailor-made dress suit, size
AZ; worn only four times; will sacri.
fee at 100000. Citizens 921S.-Grand
Rapids Press.
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
Item from the Montour On. "
Press:
Helen Scanlon, one of our new cost
department employees, had a fortunate
escape from serious injury last week,
when she alighted from the trolley
backwards and fell on her own re.
sponsibility. the company not being
liable"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-17
Good Evening
BY Roy X. MouIton

Diogenes was even wiser than his
tory gave him credit for being. He
started right out living in a tub and
didn't waste any time looking for an
apartment.
Statistics are wonderful: The num-
Der Of "h's" dropped in London every
day would fill a reservoir as large as
the Woolworth building.
LITTLE BITS OF MARRIED LIFE
In Pennsylvania last week a gentle
man was splitting kindling wood in
the back yard. His wife went to the
back door to call him to dinner. Just
as she appeared in the doorway he
struck tough stick Of wood vici.
Gus wallop with the axe and the stick
flew through the air and struck his
wife in the eye. She claimed in court
that he had been trying to do that
very thing for 40 years, but had never
succeeded before. Did she get the di
vorce? Yes, she got it. Any man who
will hit his wife in the eye with a
stick Of wood even accidentally is
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-17
Farm Federation

Fed tion members around
Straughn, Ind, have incorporated a
$4,000 company to operate an ele-
vator at that point and to handle
merchandise as may seem profitable.
Arthur Thomas, L. Roy Mills and
George Henderson are named direc-
tors.
Another Henry county farmers CO.
operative elevator company has been
formed at New Lisbon capitalization
$4,000. 1t is said that there are to
be similar corporations at Mooreland
and Millville. The directors of the
New Lisbon company are Amos Sarv-
err John A. Miller and Chris. Whist
Ter.
The first two farmer elevators in
Henry county were established at
Dunreith and Mt. Summit. There are
quite a number doing business now.
The wool pool now organizing in
Henry county reports progress and
says that none but federation mem
bers are eligible to membership. Ralph
Test. county agent, says that all the
townships will be represented. This
pool plan worked out favorably in
both Madison and Hamilton counties
last year.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-17
her BOY HAD ALWAYS
Been WEAK and PUNY
Now he eats everything in sight
and romps with playmates.

My four-year-old boy had been
weak and puny since birth, and had
constipation and indigestion. Nothing
did him any good until we tried Milks
Emulsion. Since using 1t he can't get
enough to eat ard has outgrown his
childhood trouble. He plays out with
the children now. and he was never
able to do that before"-W Heart,
424 Bundy Ave, Newcastle, Ind.
Weak, ailing children usually start
eating and getting stronger from the
very first bottle of Mlks Emulsion
Most children like to take it. because
1t really tastes good. A trial costs
nothing.
MHks Emulsion Is a pleasant nutri-
tive food and corrective medicine. It
restores healthy, natural bowel action,
doing away with all need of pills and
physics. 1t promotes appetite and quick
ly puts the digestive organs in shape to
assimilate food. AS a builder of flesh
and strength, Mills Emulsion is strong
ly recommended to those whom sick
ness has weakened, and is powerful
aid in resisting and repairing the ef-
fects of wasting diseases. Chronic
stomach trouble and constipation are
promptly relieved-usuallv in one day.
and so palatable that it is eaten with a
spoon like ice cream. Truly wonder
full for weak, sickly children.
No matter how severe your case YOU
are urged to try Milks Emulsion I'M
der this guarantee-Take six bottles
home with you, use it according to di-
rections and if not satisfied with the re-
funded: Price soc and 1920 per bottle.
The Milks Emulsion Co. Terre Haute,
Ind. Sold by druggists everywhere.
Advertisement
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-17

lective bargaining, of the failure of union to
enforce the terms of an instrument which 1T
helped write. Consequently, the action OF the
"outlaw" strike leaders puts premium on bad
faith. By no sophistry, or well worded appeal
can they evade that charge or escape condemna-
ton for their acts.
Their course leads to industrial chaos. The
mutual welfare of employer and employe depends
on the keeping of bargain. That principle must
be kept in mind constantly by both parties. II
either breaks the contract, it violates covenant
AS in the steel strike, so also in the railroad
strike-the public is paying the bill. Hundreds
of thousands of workers have been thrown out of
employment, wages have ceased, suffering has
been caused by lack of food and fuel and prices
will go up This is moral wrong for which
neither John Grunau nor his associates can atone.
1t was as unnecessary as it uncalled for.
If the switchmen were suffering an injustice,
they had every opportunity to obtain redress
through the regularly constituted channels of
their brotherhood. They ignored and flouted
these calling strike in direct violation of the Or
Cers of their leaders.
Public sympathy could not be with them. Re-
pudiated by their own leaders and censured by
workers who believe in the sanctity of contract,
the men were doomed to lose their fight. The
strike was morally wrong in it's inception and il.
legal in its execution
The conviction Of the leaders of the move
nent in federal court will not atone for the SUI
fering, or help solve perplexing problem. What
is needed is a moral awakening which will teach
men of the ik of Grunau and his associates that
it is wrong to violate contract, reprehensibe to
make a whole nation suffer for the action of
few, and inimical to the welfare of labor to re-
pudate an obligation.