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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-07
Upton TIPS

But all parents mean well. The Bergdolls
have an excellent alibi to prove that they
didn't name little Grover Cleveland for a draft
evader.
For brief moment Chavez thought he
was shot in Bareas the other night. But as
for Trujillo, as we understand it, he didn't
doubt for a second that he was half shot.
. . a
Isn't it funny how our estimable doctors,
who, il wearing chaps and big sombrero on
the streets of Albuquerque would feel
awkward as a spraned thumb, can go up to
Portland, wear EN- and get away with it just
like the boys in the movies!
9 .
Gunboat Hudson wonders how many of
those DANES who write relations of wife"
are married. Personally we wonder how
many of them are men.
g o o 9
We have the anti-prohibs' word for it that
it has got to be in this country that you
can't get a decent stew or bun this side of
Juarez or Cuba.
Governor Lowden of Illinois is reported
i'll with cold Reckon the governor has Jest
up and showed EN- as how he could run fast
enough to ketch one. s.-.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-07
AS the People View IT.


non-union man. "If you want any
plumbing done you must discharge
all non-union men" Comment
here by me is unnecessary. You
see the point. l think, by steady
and persistent inquiry you will find
the city commissioners are almost
wholly under the influence of the
of the various Unions. | have in
mind a man that owns a front of
200 feet. Three years ago he was
ordered to have laid six-foot ce-
ment sidewalk in front of his prop
erty. He offered to do the work
himself because he had for many
years done that kind of work. lie
was refused because he was not
under bond guaranteeing the good
quality of the work. You have
seen considerable of the rotten
sidewalks in Albuquerque; and I
think | can truthfully say there
was never a cent of rebate collect
ed from the men who laid them.
So far the bonding business is not
worth the paper the bonds are
written on. If man purchases his
plumbing materials of Montgomery
Ward & Co., the local plumbers re-
fuse to do the fitting and if he
has the work done by. non-union
plumber the city authorities will
lock the water meter against him. |
! will tell you another story told
me a few weeks ago. A man was
getting ready to have some plas- |
tering done. After getting the sand
and other materials ready he sent
for the man to do the work. I'M
on his arrival he said, |
Who hauled this sand here?" He
was told who brought the sand
He is a non-union man. Have it
taken away, and get a union man
to haul your sand if you want your
done" His extra ex-
pense cost him to meet the arbi- |
trary demands of the union plas-
terers, between SIS and SIG. Now
you have clear insight into the |
real condition of labor matters
here. What can you do for a suf-
fcring people? The odds seem to
be heavily against us, but justice
ought always to prevail. In time
believe it will
Very truly yours,
VIM. II. II. ALLISON.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-07


Manners would be a CRATE thing
to judge people by if some of the
werst people dident have the best
manners.
1t is manners for a man to give
lady his sect in a trolley car in
case she is standing rite in frunt
of him looking as If she wished
he would Some men only give
their sect to old ladies. on account
of considering young ladies legs
are Jest as good as wat theirs are,
but most of the time they jest
keep on setting there themselves
on account of it being so hard to
tell If lady is RELY as old as she
looks and not being manners to ask
her.
If you are on ship and 1t starts
to sink for eny reason, it is man
ners to leeve the wimin and chill
dren off ferst, so the leest the leest
the wimin and children can do to
show they Appreciate it is to hurry
as mulch as possible. The captin
is Supposed to be the last one off,
unless he's a lady captin.
Some of the most important
manners is table manners. If you
are out to dinner sumwares and
your fingers get greecy and you
don't wunt to get the napkin too
derty, it is a good thing to wipe
them on your pants ferst, espesh
lily if your pants are a dark color,
so it wont show on them. If you
spill some soop. it is best to jest
says Weln well, well, insted of
blushing, thus showing you feel at
home. If you spill your hole cup
of cawfee all over the tablecloth,
the best thing is to jest ask in a
low voice for another cup, thus
changing the subjeck.
If you don't know a persin very
well, it Is not manners to contra
dict them by saying, Aw, watts you
about, Always say, ]
beg your pardin but you're all rong.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-07
MoDEsTY LACKING.

An Australian writing on the part America took
in the war affects to believe that if take an
undue credit to ourselves for the result and he
seems TO imply that we do the fault lies with the
policy Of the allies He says that the allies used
the entrance Of the United States into the war to
break down the morale of the Germans by the tv-
aggerated stories they told of the part America
would play in the conflict. The great number Of
men would supply the vast stock of munitions
would furnish, the invincibity Of our troops and
the neXhaustible resources we possessed were
painted In 1urid coors in the belief that some Of it
would filter into Germany. 1t did, he admits, and
no figure in SCATTERING the courage of the
foe.
But then he gets 'rawther nawsty" and says that
we took for fact what the allies said we were going
to do and now think we did it. or course he fails
to explain what would have happened, probably,
had not the allies been provided with the weapon
which he says they used so advantaseously against
the Hun morale. If we provided just what was
needed to win victory, as he seems to concodo, are
we blowing own horn unduy when say 1--WE
did it?"
Joshua once took Jericho by onCrcng it with his
army and blowing blasts on ramshorn trumpets
original bit of strategy but he doubtless would have
conceded that it would not have worked had he not
had the trumpets with which to affect the morale
of the people of Jericho. If America had not
tered the the allies would have been deprived
of their trumpets, II we somewhat assertive as
to our part, we are at most not far in advance of
others. We have observed conspicuous modesy
on the part of any factor in the fight
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-07
awEETBREADs AT THEIR BEs1

SWeetbreads are now at theh
cheapest and best and the house
keeper who realizes the need of
light meats rather than heavy for
warm weather, makes frequent use
of them in planning her daily
menus. The recipes given below
in connection with the two follow
ing dinner menus will be found
delicious and entirely satisfying
for use as a main dish:
Potato Soup.
SWeetbreads with Dumplings.
Green Peas.
Bread Strawberry Dessert.
Coffee.
SWeetbreads with Dumplings. -
Cat in small pieces a pair of sweet
breads which have been fparboiled,
cooled and seasoned; cover with
the broth in which they were
cooked, add a slice of onion and
very little celery salt and white
pepper and let simmer until they
are tender. Then drain Off the
broth, add to it 2 cups sweet milk,
and thicken with tablespoons of
cornstarch blended with 2 table
spoons of butter (melted); stir un-
til smooth; let cook for minutes,
then add the sweetbreads to it,
Serve with very small dumplings.
Bread Strawberry Dessert hts
is an excellent way to use up slices
of stale bread) Butter stale bread
slices and over the bottom of a
fancy dessert dish with a few of
these. Pour over them hot straw
berries which have been stewed
with currant juice until tender
and then sweeten (use 1-2 cup of
currant juice to quart of hulled
strawberries); add another layer
of the bread slices and another of !
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-07

The journal believes that the rank and file
Of the republican party should have voice III
the making OF the next state republican platform.
Ii should not be left TO be hastily done by
small committee in two three hours at the
convention without suggestions from the public.
We are therefore opening department on
the editorial page under the title "Republcan
State Platform"
II Is n forum for you to use In making sug-
gestions Only one suggestion should come from
you at one time, and about 400 words should he
the limit. ,
Repeated propaganda one point from the
same person will not be printed.
: please Ia not theorize. Suggest constructive
things the need OF which you have felt.
III we comment edtofially upon q suggestion
you may reply in "As People View It.
pressed upon request, but no anonymous COM
municatons will be accepted.
Avoid national issues.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-07
MYHUSBAND
!, , AND ! !
III - az MN \
4 By JAIME Phelps

go: and no time at all to grieve
over it.
well what have you been do
ing all day" he asked when he
came in. Lying down? You look
very we'll tonight" he looked at
me critically.
Lying down." I repeated. II
should say not, I've been as busy
as a bee all day. | told Mrs.
Franklin | would dine with them
when she insisted upon my coming
after told her you had an en-
gagement. And as | have been
nowhere in so long, l had to at
tend to my clothes"
ooh, ! see!"
II went down town and did some
errands. 1 bought some new
gloves and slippers and things.
And oh Clifford, | nearly forgot.
] had to charge them; l didn't
have enough money to get what l
needed" #r. =
"Charge them, Who told you
you could charge things to me-?
dent. Don't you ever do such a
thing again without asking my
permission" His voice was harsh
and angry.
Petty Tyranny.
/ had risen to get my purchases
to show him, but at his angry tone
and words | sat down again. My
pleasure in the dainty trifles was
Completely spoiled. Clifford was
neither poor nor ungenerous: but
he wanted to be consulted about
everything that was done. Be-
cause had acted on my own in
itiative, he was displeased. Yet
had / asked him to go with me, he
would have refused. l sighed as |
thought how impossible it was to
please him.
do you intend to wear to
this grand affair to which you are
Roing without your husband 2" he
asked after a few moments.
THAT white crepe you bought
me in Paris"
go put it on! Why didn't you
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CLIFFORD AS A CONNOIsSEUR
OF FASHIONS.
Chapter XIX,

Chapter XIX.
Now that l had accepted Mrs.
franklyn's invitation, com
menced to feel frightened. had
taken the first step in asserting
myseif-my right to live as other
young people lived. Then Won
dered what | should do if Clifford
changed his mind. and should not
| wish me TO go, even after what he
had said?
l determined to so anyway. And
IL he were cross-why, the story
IN the magazine said that the
woman always had to pay" If
necessary, ! would pay.
Woman's Eternal Interest.
After hanging up the receiver, |
at once looked over my wardrobe,
| had been i'll so long; had been
out in society so little, that | fear
ed ! should have nothing quite
suitable for the dinner But | found
n white crepe dress | had bought
in Paris, and had worn but two or
three times, quite in style for
Glendale. II had been an extreme
style when bought it, but was
very becoming. | should need
new gloves, slippers, and some
other things; so | immediately
dressed for the street. / called
Mandy and told her to bring the
baby and we would do the market
ing first; then l would go on to the
stores.
That's right, honey! Go buy
somethin'; yo' amt had no pritty
things In a long time"
I'm going to a dinner party,
Mandy. A real party" | couldn't
help being happy over the pros
pect, and / must tell some one.
'Thats right honey,e That's
right"
II kept busy all day--so busy
did not have time to think very
much about Clifford's refusal to
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jumping that even Uncle Wiggily
laughed.
where did you learn such rope
jumping, Jacko?" asked the bunny
Gentleman.
"Oh, down in Cocoanut Grove
answered Jacko. And there is an
other funny little step, too" he
added. you put an orange on
your head and then you--"
But Jacko suddenly stopped
chattering and cried: I
"Skeezicks! Skeezicks! I'm after
your"
ward a bush just behind Uncle
Wiggily, and, as the monkey boy
reached the bush, out from under
it ran the bad old Skeezicks, cry
ing:
me; I'll be good! I was after Uu-
Gle Wiggilys seuse. but I'll go
away without taking any. I'll be
good, Jacket"
well, you'd better,' said the
Monkey boy coming back, as the
bad chap ran away.
81 saw the bad old Skee just as
l was going to do new jump
exclaimed JACKIE, $50 l thought I'd
scare him by making believe I'd
jump on him" Il
I'm glad you did" spoke Uncle
Wiggily. HE must have sneaked
along through the woods after me.
Thank you, JACKIE. You saved my
souse.'
Then the monkey hoy showed
the animal girls some more Lady,
lady rope Jumps and everybody
was ihappy. And If the, pie doesn't
try to jump out Of the oven before
the cake, and tickle the leg of the
gas stove, I'll tefi you next about
Uncle Wiggily and Jennie's brush.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-07

and well equipped fire department. and not wait
for a great fire to make even the dullest see it.
They should go outside the legal confines of their
office when the tranquility and PROSPERITY of their
people requires it,
We wish to loan them every possible aid in max
ing their administration success. We person.
ally friendly toward all of them
This friendship will not deter us from criticizng
them from time to time as defects in their admin
istration are called TO our attention.
In saying this we are not implying that all the
infaliblee men are engaged in the newspaper BUSH
ness ourSeritics keep us reminded OF our short
ComnEs -"
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a TEMPEST IN A TEAPOT.

our breath of criticism of n contemporary de-
veloped into a cyclone of inVeStlVe against u.s.
Having raised the door of our cyclone cellar ana
looked out we find everything serene SO we VIII
venture out in spite of warnings that the storm
isn't
storms sometimes clear the atmosphere and
perhaps we can all see clearly enough now to tell
the difference between our official selves and our
private selves.
Things will be pleasanter If we can.
Meantime we impressed with the TACT that
getting mad" doesn't improve mans Judgment
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-07

Astrologers read, this as a doubt
full day. Although the Sun ana
Mars are in benefic aspect, Uranus
and Saturn are adverse.
MARS is in a place that seems 70
foreshadow long years of world
upheaval and continuous wars.
The seers declare that no real
peace will be attained within the
next twenty years, and that danger
will threaten the United States
Because of the planetary govern
ment under which this nation was
established, it will survive all
perils, it is prophesied, but its most
imminent troubles will develop
within its boundaries.
Labor continues subject to a RUE
OF the stars making for discomfort
and large ambitions. Great prog,
ress is indicated but there Will
come a period of shrinking wages
following the beginning of the
second quarter. -
The stars supposed to guide the
financial fortunes of the country
will protect property from serious
shrinkage of value, astrologers oe-
clare but there will be an attempt
to force panic, If the signs are
interpreted Alright
While the sun gives encourage
ment to all who desire personal al
yancement, there was never time
when those who seek to climb 10
the heights of success faced such
cruel misunderstanding, libel ana
slanier.
The death of prominent man
will cause anxiety regarding Ger
tain political issues.
Surprises and dramatic episodes
seem to be forecast where political
issues are at stake. Conventions
come under a sway that is believed
to cause differences of opinion dis
sensions and lasting animosities. |
A woman politician will be tenn
porarily punished for some act OF
or INSTRUMENTATION
il the Interpretation of the stars Is
correct. The CONFORMATION indi-
Gates clashes of opinion between
men and women.
Persons whose birthdate 1t IS
may expect an active and success
full, year. If they have political
ambition they will probably
benefit. 'Hte7tls saT
Children born on this day have
the augury of happy and success
full lives. They are likely to be
practical and well-poised. {
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-07
THE CITY COMMISSION.

We very much favor the commission form of
government. We believe it TO possess possibilities
of meeting the needs of a community not to be
found in the old aldermanic form With it Albu-
querque any other city, will come nearer ulti-
mately finding herself and efficiently serving her
people than by any other form of city government
yet devised
However, if anyone regards it automatic and
therefore capable of running itself, he has dsiu-
sonment just ahead of him. 1t will be just sue
cessful it is successful in finding the right men
TO run it.
city manager cannot satisfactorily a city
by himself. His authority and his policy are cir
cumscribed by his commissioners Even his en-
ployment is by their choice.
Therefore it is safe to say that the city govern
ment depends for successful results upon its COM
mssioners. If they be alert, honest, businessike,
filled with vision for the future and industriously
apply themselves to the public service they can add
greatly to the health, tranquility and happiness of
their people
A commission form of government is inviting to
men of this type to loan themselves to the city of
their choice.
In Albuquerque we believe this has, in general,
been true Men of large personal business affairs
are giving their time to business administration
of the city as they it. ..#.
We fear that the counting room side of the bust
ness of running city consumes too much of their
time to the exclusion Of other phases.
They should be the leaders in making this city
o beauty spot of green grass in the desert.
They should anticipate the need of an efficient
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I the stewed Strawberries, alternat-
ing until the dish is full. Just be-
fore serving put a little whipped
| cream on the top of the cooled
chilled dish.
Creamed Sweetbreads.
Mashed Potatoes. Asparagus.
Coffee. Cottage Pudding.
Dreamed Sweetbreads.-One pair
sweetbreads parboiled and cut in
to small pieces, IL pint cream, I
tablespoon butter creamed with /
tablespoon flour, salt, white pep
per, pinch of nutplrg 2 table
spoons chopped parsley, dash Of
cayenne. Heat the cream, add the
flour, butter and other ingredients.
stir until sauce is smooth, then add
the sweetbreads. Heat thoroughly
and serve.
Mrs. X. Answcr.-When games
are played at wedding showers,
they usually are games which
hinge on romance or on the fore
telling of the future of those pres
ent. Some &bstesses go to the eX-
pense of hiring a fortune teller,
but a good substitute for this fea-
ture is some kind of fortune-telling
card game (there are many of
these on the markeO. Again, you
might have someone previously
cast the horoscope of those who
are to be present (of course you
would have to know the birthdate
of all the guests in order to have
this done) and present these horo-
CcopeG npntIV typpWrittpn to paph
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among whom were Jennie Chip
munk and Susie I.ittletail, were not
exactly playing-they were, rather,
sitting around on stumps and logs.
What's the matter, girls" ask
ed Uncle Wiggily, as he and Jacko
reached the green grove. Are
you tired of having fun?"
"Oh, no" answered Lulu Wib-
blewobble, the duck girl. But
we have been jumping our wild
grape vine ropes until we are
tired"
"Thed?" laughed Uncle Wiggily,
so that his pink nose twinkled like
a chunk of strawberry ice cream.
Il didn't believe you ever got tired,
any more than | get tired of look
ing for adventures" .-.
well, we're not exactly tired
quacked Alice, who was duck
sister of Lulu. "Only we would
like to know some new ways of
jumping rope. We are tired Of the
old ways and the old verses we
say as we jump"
''IIum." spoke Uncle Wiggily,
something like cornstal5 pud-
ding. Il wonder if | know any
new ways of jumping rope?'
"Oh, you must know some new
ways!" cried Jennie Chipmunk.
You know so much. Uncle Wiggi-
ly, and you have so many things
happen you, I'm sure you can tell
us a new way to have run with our
ropes"
swell, I'll try" said the bunny
do you know how TO
Jump salt ?" he asked, seasonable
like.
"Oh. we learned that first of
ALL" cried the animal girls in a
chorus.
How about pepper" asked Tn
Gle Wiggily, spicily. :,
I'VE learned that second OF all
the Jumps" said Beckie Stubtail,
the little girl bear.
Dear mel" laughed Uncle Wig
gily, sort of rubbing his pink nose
with his floppy ear. II don't seem
to be able to teach you anything
about jumping grapevine ropes.
I'm too old-fashioned, guess en-
Jacko?" he asked the monkey BOY.
ooh, | don't know" slowly chat-
tered Jacko: Il guess maybe-
hat is, if the girls wouldn't mind
ind think me-a sissy, | could show
them some new kind and styles of
Jumps for ropes" 49,.
"oh, please do!' quacked Lulu,
and we won't think you're bit
Of a sissy" ...l...t.....,
Go ahead. Jacko," advised I'm
lie Wigeily. Help the girls
SO Jacko took one of the SHORT
ropes In his paws, and
he began new kind of jump,
,artlv on one leg and partly on the |
other. And, as he jumped, he
,ang a little verse like this:
Lady, lady, turn around,
Lady, lady, touch the ground. ~
Lady, lady, show your shoe,
Lady lady, I'm after your
And as Jacko.Assang the little |
,erse he did just what the words |
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EDITORIALS
BY the Drainflend.

Maybe
You are the Slow Thinker
Who wastes Time in
Considering every
Trivial Point, and
So
Are DELAYING the
DRAINAGE Game.
II SO,
Just remember that
There are OTHERS
Who have thought
And Thought and
Have Gone into
This thing.
THEY Know what they
Are Doing.
Notice, too, that
THEY are the
SUCCESSFUL
Fellows. Just
Get yourself RIGHT
On the Main
IDEA that .
DRAINAGE Is SUCCESS
And Non drainage
Is Failure, and
Let the Other Fellow
WORK out the Little
Details for You.
LOTS BETTER men than
You Hire others
To THINK for them and
Follow their Advice
To SUCCESS. .5a.
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consult me? | don't propose to
have my wife going out looking
like a trump. If it is out of style,
you can stay at home"
ooh. it's all right for Glendale!"
| exclaimed. / was frightened lest
he might forbid me to go. Don't
you remember how advanced it
was-extreme, almost?"
"Well, don't stand talking, Go
put it on. I'm the best Judge as to
whether it is all right for you to
wear"
+ had been pleased as a child
that she had wanted to see me In
the dress; but now / was chilled
and frightened. Suppose he made
it an excuse to forbid me to go?
Tomorrow anticipation. Il
t. h
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called for. He turned around and
he stuck out his paw. only it didn't
have any shoe on for he was bare
footed and touched the ground.
And when he sang:
Lady, lady. I'm after you!"
then Jaeko made believe run and
chase the girl animals, and they
screamed as loud as anything and
scattered. ~ ~. z
. But it was lots of fun; and they
all wanted to jump as Jacko had
done, so he showed them all over
again, doing such funny little
jiggily steps and dances in the
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-07
UNCLE WIGGILY AND JACKO'S
JUMPING.

Once upon a time, when Uncle
Wiggily Dongears, the funny bun
ny rabbit gentleman, was out
walking with Jacko I<inkytail, the
monkey boy, the two friends came
to green grove in the woods
where. some of the animal girls
We're playing. oh, just moment,
if you please The animal girls,