New-York tribune., 1920-03-15
Gotham Gleanings
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The vernal equinox will be here
next Sunday
Miss Lola Fisher entertained at
dinner last Wedncs. cve'g.
Mrs. F. P. Adams is expected
home from Asheville about Thurs.
-Reynard Warrenratch, the de-
mon motorist, is getting a new auto.
Herb Swope is we'll of the chick
en-pox, and is sitting up these days,
also nights.
Art Samuels and F. X. O'Mallcy
had their pictures in the Washing
ton Post last Sunday.
Lew Genslcr and Miss Bessie
Bregstcln were united in Hymen's
bonds Thurs, they being married.
Paul Hollister says he is busy
these days, and he must be, seeing
what time he gets to work. Hey
Paul?
"Wednesday will be St. Patrick's
Day, also the birthday of Steve Wise,
the hero of Jerry Kern's song, Keep
Your Rabbits, Rabbi, We Have Rab-
bits OF Our Own"
The personnel Of the Florodora sex
tette changed, we have heard Frequent
ly. The program Of the opening per-
formance is not in our possession. but
in May, 1901, the girls were Marjorie
Relyea, Challis Wyntcr, Daisy Green.
Catharine Sears, Alice Toland, and
Susan Drake.
AT the request of Mr. Roscoe Peacock.
we have looked up the words of his
favorlte song, which follow:
Always take mothers advice
She knows what is best for vour oood.
Let her kind words then suffice
And never speak hasty or rude.
Remember that she is the nearest
10 you in the world she is dearest
At your downfall her grief is eeverest.
so don't cause her sorrow or pain.
CHORUS
Always take mothers advice.
ohe knows what is best for your good:
Let her kind words then suffice,
And always take mothers advice.
Calllgraphers might enjoy drawing
checks to the order of The Hudson
County Boulevard Motorcycle Police
Benevolent Association
IHE ULTIMATE IN REJECTION SLIPS. m
WHY DID YOU KICK ME DOWNSTAIRS
REJECTION Slip OF the Sunday School Board
southern Baptist Convention
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Old Max Foster offers the following
ingredients for a wheeze, which any
bright little girl or boy may stir to a
consistency or sweeten to taste: "Ouiia
board and Lodge-ing."
Another version of "La vie est vaine"
is supplied, as follows, by R. B. H.:
This life is nit,
Love spiels one song,
Hate throws fit
And then-so long!
You can't trust that German gov
ernment out Of your sight, can you
No more payments till June is.
And, Dulcy, won't the time fy7
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