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from becoming Senator IL to side
track him on on the Presidency"
But" asked him, isn't the Pres
idency higher than SenatorT He
said: "oh. no: the Senator can make
q sucker out of the President-and
generally does"
asked him: "In the old days did.
mt candidates stay at home till they
were nominatedY He said: Yes;
but these fellows know that all they
win get out of Il is the trip"
Then asked him: what do you
think of Johnson He said: will.
he would be good In the movies"
But told him that talking pictures
were not . success.
then said: How about LowdenT'
He said: We'll, Lowden can get the
Pullman vote: but what We want is
, man that can land the day-coach
vote
said: How about wood?" He
said: Wood did all right managing
Cuba. but Cuba was not organized
and demanding time and a half for
overtime"
Copyright, 1890. by The Newspaper Enter
prise Association.D
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League or No League?

platform committee of the Republican convention has
easy defining the attitude toward the Paris Treaty
divergent points of and convictions 1t will be
bring in majority and minority reports than to
plank that squarey faces the and yet reconcis
the distinct in the decline the
which the will have act under conditions far
ideal and conducive sober decision OF crucial issue
majority of the of the country want national paie
patton league The of eaners the clergy
Of the churches business who not parochsts
social welfare workers. and who have partially or fully de-
voped minds decline follow the lead of Senator
johnson and Senator Borah.
This being the issue the terms on which the
will and should the league To defeat the
project by quibbing Interpretations would
be puee Equally would be delay rejection based pride in
special of reservation Worst of all would be trans
solemn of aecraft into personal feud.
They that the delegate at Chicago sensible
emotional of If there hope that the final
will be RATIONAL capable of defense at
the bar of justice and such to longer life OF party that
debate of this particular began had been preempnt
champoning decision from
position live exclusively national ends cooperation
between the nations fighting would lose the thousands
from of citizens with finest national ambi
tons and the ablest of political power. .:
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Mere Man on Contention Floor Watches
His Every Nope for Fearof Offending
Newcomers to His Political Domain

II Is just as well. He can't afford
to permit nicotine fumes to befud-
die his brain while the lady dele
gate on the chair adjoining sits
ready to put something over.
Looks Drab by Companion.
But the dresses bother him. There
is no denying the fact. He looks at
fiimsy silks or, perhaps. tailor
mades," and industriously fiicks the
ashes or his coat lapel. He realizes
that he looks drab by comparison,
and he. tries to hide the nicotine
tinted fingers. There are no longer
any cuspidors. and really he couldn't
use them II there were. Being very
crowded. he can't even put one leg
at right angles over the other. IL
may expose an unpublished shoe and.
besides, II is not the thing to do,
sitting next to the lady delegate.
Man has also instinctively realized
that the carefree speech Of former
days Is thing OF the past. He finds
that he Is catching" himself every
few minutes. His opinions of others
arc less free than formerly. Well,
In that respect it is a queer conven-
ton. But there Is hope. Women
are Becoming acclimated. They are
catching on. The pickets on the out
side Of the convention hall are fur
nishfng valuable pointers. Yet there
seems to be something to that old
adage about woman reforming the
msn." @. w. AXELSON.
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Events of Today

Religious and military services
will attend the burial in Arlington
National Cemetery this morning at
1880 of the bodies of the forty-two
members Of the American Expedi-
tionary Forces recently arrived in
the United States from cemeteries
in France and Belgium.
Graduation exercises, Sisters of
the Holy Cross. dedicated to the Rt.
Rev. Msgr. James NJ. O'Brien, in
honor of his golden Jubilee, st. Ce-
celia's Academy. 1880 o'clock.
Hearing on Terminal Taxicsb
Company's rates, District Building.
1880 a. m.
Marine Band concert. Walter F.
Smith, second leader. Smithsonian
grounds. 1880 p. n.
Kit Carson Post. No. 2. Depart
ment OF the Potomac, G. A. r, meets
at Army Hall. 1412 Pennsylvania
avenue, S p. m.
French Club section of the Wash
ington Salon, Mrs. Florence Jackson
Stoddard and Attorney Henry E. Da-
Wis will speak.
Howard University Alumni Asso-
citation, business meeting. Public
Library, p. m.
Amusements.
Belssco-"Are You Fit To Marry?"
Garrick-Garrick Players in The
Eternal Magdalene."
National-Aborn Opera Company
In "Ruddigore."
PoIi's-"The Confession"
Cosmos-Vaudeville and films.
B. F. Keith's-vaudeville
Loew's Palace-Charles Ray In
Paris Green"
Moore's Rialto-"Don't Ever Mar
ry."
Crandalrs Metropolitan - Viola
Dana in Dangerous To Men"
Moore's Strand - THE Sport of
Kings"
Moore's Garden-william S. Har,
in The Toll Gate"
Loew's Columbia-Doris Kenyon
in The Harvest Noon"
Crandall's-Niles welch in RE
claimed"
Crandalrs Knickerbocker-Bes
Barriscale in The Notorious Mrs.
Sands"
Glen Echo-Resort attractions.
Great Falls Park-Resort facili-
ties.
Steamer Macalester-Daily excur-
and $3.50 p. m.
Marshall Hall - Resort amuse-
ments: steamers at 10 a. m. $3.50 and
$3.50 p. m.
Chesapeake Beach-Resort attrac-
tions
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BY BRUCE BARTON.

Chicago, June 9. Chauncey NJ.
Depew and ] have attended Repub-
lican conventions ever since our
graduation from college. He began
in 1860 and / in 1890.
Chauncey thinks that this is the
last one which he may ever see; and
l have an idea that unless the show
Is changed considerably someone
else may have my seat at the next
performance. too.
For the good old program that's
drawn the crowds so long seems to
me to be losing its punch. The acts
are shopworn. the scenery is frayed
and the folks don't respond as they
did.
Yesterdays session was the tam
est that / have ever seen. There
was hardly any cheering as the
leaders came in one by one. Will
Hays received only a moments ap-
plause and Senator Lodge no more.
In the hope of pumping some en-
thusiasm into the listless crowd a
specialist in leading cheers had been
imported. He led three cheers for
Senator Lodge and then hurried to
pass a handful of his cards down
into the press section so that we
might tell the world that his name
Is Albert Edmund Brown, leader OF
community singing. Perhaps he,
too, is one of those who figures him.
self a dark horse. Senator Lodge
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IBy q stan Correspondent.)

Chicago, June 9!-What effect will
the women have on the Republican
convention? There are several
guesses. Sprucing up on part of
the male members is on. Less
smoking is another. Absolute So
briefly Is a cinch. but this Is not
likely to be credited to the fair
sex
One curious effect has already
been noted. In the past mere man
has not been noted for the expos
ure of the top-knot unless compul-
sorry. Now he Is never sure of him.
self around political haunts and or
goes the hat the minute he Is in
side the door. be Ii a tapestry lined
halfway or a barn.
Feels Uncomfortable.
In the past men have permitted
weather and conditions to dictate
their department, but, alas this
doesn't hold good in this day and
age. He always seems to shy at
the unexpected and he lodges
around the pillars of the Coliseum,
hat in hand. and feels just a little
uncomfortable.
Our man delegate is dying for q
smoke. or even for a chew, but
what can he do? DO you mind II
smoker" is getting too trite. He
hates to spring 1t and consequently
suffers the agonies of a clear head.
Well, he Is in competition now SO
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Men and Women Gioe the Laugh
To Critical English Town Official
Who Condemns Mined Bathing

lady's bathing costume which il ap-
proved they propose putting on the
market under name OF the Donald
Clark Ideal" The serious touch to
the Tonbridge affair was given by
Mrs. H A. L. Fisher. wife OF the
Minister OF Education-she op-
poses Councillor Clark's arguments
against mixed bathing en- the
ground that frank ccnrsdeship is
the basis of the best marriages.
Need We be afraid that the open
and frank comradeship of open-air
life. together with mixed bathing
will mitigate against marriage?
that it will lead to the best mar
riages. the marriages which re-
suit in real happiness, because
they are based on knowledge and
understanding as well as on true
love"
Favors Frank Comradeship.
Mrs. Fisher wrote in todays
Weekly Dispatch replying to the
Scotsman's charges that mixed
bathing not only interfered with
marriage but was harmful to an
imperial race. Mrs. Fisher con-
tended that the old-fashioned view
fingers but 1t is passing. and most
Of us hail with Joy this new era in
which young men and women meet
in healthy and open companionship.
believing that right marriages viii
be encouraged and firm foundations
laid for the happiness and pros
perity of the race"
Copyright. 1890. by Public Ledger Coz
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Is the Old Show Losing its Punch /?

read for an hour and q half. using
all OF the tried and true stun.
He quoted from Washington and
Lincoln and Roosevelt: he viewed
with alarm and denounced with
delight. and called on all honest
men to unite and turn the rascals
out.
And nobody cared enough to ap-
plaud. The general attitude seemed
TO be: I'VE have seen this show
before. We know every act-the
Swiss bellringers, the educated
seals, the acrobats and the juggler
tramp. Well stay till it's through
but it's awfully cold and we wish
we could 60"
There is something rather whole
some. IL seems to be. in this critical
attitude. II reflects a good deal Of
sensible thought on the part OF the
man in the street.
For generations politicians have
been denouncing each other and
promising 60 make our lives easier.
And we're beginning gradually to
understand that politicians can't
make US successful or happy or
rich-that our salvation lies not
with them but down inside our
selves.
Maybe the next convention will
be of that sort. and IL so I shall
attend.
But IL they put on. the same bill
that has been running so long.
then someone may have my seat.
1t was grand old show sixty
years age but it's certainly losing
its punch.
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VIII Rogers Says:
~ WILL ROGERS

~ WILL ROGERS.
Famous Okiahoma Cowboy h.
Saorist and Motion Picture
Star.
Somewhere In PHILADELPHIA, June
s.-The Republican convention IN
being held right here In Philadel-
phia- Senator Penrose called him.
self to order this morning.
I am the only newspaper writer
here. as all the rest thought the con-
vention was going to Chicago; but I
knew he wasn't.
I asked him this morning: "well.
Boies, what are you having them
do there today? And he said: 'Oh,
] will just let them pray today. That
is the biggest novelty you can pull
On q Republican"
I asked him: what Republican
can read a prayer" He ssid: "oh.
they will call In some Democrat.
The Democrats are all praying this
year"
why" I asked him. did you
make them think in Chicago that
you were for Gov. Sprouly' He an
swered: We'll. viii, I will tell YOU.
The only way to keep a governor
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BY CARL w. ACKERMAN.
tWashington Hersld-PublIc Ledge
Service. Special Cable DsspatchD }


(washinsten HeraId-PubIIe Ledger
Service. Special Cable D.spatchD.
London. June S-The ordeal called
the water test OF beauty. took place
in Tont ridge. Retween 6 and 10
o'clock this morning mixed bathing
was permitted in the municipal;
swimming pool for the first time in
the history of the encient town. and
despite the chilling weather the
ordeal was pronounced q success by
every one, ever moving picture
operators.
Councillor Donald. Clark, the
Scotsman member cf the town coun-
ell who protested SO vigorously
against mixed tathjng on the
Scotch terriers after a bath and on
the further ground that mixed
bathing discouraged marriage was
not present. He contcnted himself
with the stateme mt that the sudden
drop in the temperature proved that
the elements were with him. even IL
most women of Britain were in
clined to chastise him for suggest
ing that they look like terriers in
their bathing costumes.
Rubbing II In.
The Tonbridge episode which at
first was regarded as National
iest today became the subject of
more serious discussion despite the
fact that a leading drapery firm
sent Donald Clark a design for q
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STILL HANGN' AROUND.

The profiteer is with us still
and grabs our money with a will
a dollar here, a dollar there
to keep us broke beyond repair.
II matters little what'w buy
or socks to wear OF eggs to
fry-the signs of much increased
expense are everywhere in evidence
From fatted hogs and milk fed hens
to feather beds and fountain pens
the list of costs for ono and all
Is prone to rise and not to fall.
Tic profitcer Is with us yet and
seems too smart 4 guy TO get. We
buy our daily ham and beans and
thus contribute to his means.
MA. LUFBURRow.
Copyright 1890. by The Mcclure Syndicate,
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mTHEEBIBI-E
Translated out OF the original
tongues and from the edition
known as Our Mothers Bible"
CHAPTER xXvI. Continued


Is These are the families of the
children of Cad according to those
that were numbered of them, fort,
thousand and five hundred
- . The sons of Judah were
Err and Oman: and Err and Oman
died in the land of Canaan.
; 20 And the sons OF Judah after
their families were; of Shelah. the
family Of the Shelanites: of Pharez,
the family of the Pharzites; of
Zerah, the family of the Zarhites.
81 And the sons of Pharez were
of Heron, the family of the Hez-
ronites: of Hamul, the family OF
the Hamulites.
% These are the families OF
judah according to those that were
numbered of them. threescore and
sixteen thousand and fivc hundred.
% 4 OF the sons of Issachar
after their families: of Tola, the
family of the Tolaites: of Pua, the
family of the Punites:
"a OF Jashub. the family of the
Jashubites: of Shimron. the family
Of the Shifnronites.
.25 These arc the families of Is
sachar according to those that were
numbered OF them. threescore ana
four thousand and three hundred.
26 4 OF the sons of Zebulun
after their families: of Sered. the
family of the Sardites: Of Elon. the
family of the Elonites: of Jahleel.
|the family of the Jahleelites.
% These are the families of the
Zebulunites according to those that
were numbered of them. threescore
thousand and FIVE hundred.
nf
their families were Manasseh and
Ephraim.
20 OF the sons of Mahasseh: OF
Machir. the family of the Machir-
ties: and Machir begat Gilead: Of
Gilead come the family of ths
Gileadites.
30 These are the sons of Gilead.
of Jeezer. the family of the Jeezer-
ties: of Helek. the family OF the
Helekites: @
81 And of Asriel. the family of
the Asrielites: and of Shechem, the
family Of the Shechemites:
To be continued. ~
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lows: we want beer with . wal
iop in H."
Summer Is here officially. Sens-
tor Lodge got out his straw hat to-
day and Bill Bryan sprang into Q
white bow tie.
Former Gov. whitman, Of New
York. declared today that he was
prepared for the worst. regardless
Of what happens. I've established
cordial relations with everyone
who is likely to be nominated."s he
explained.
One of the busiest little confer
ers about Is T. R.. jr.. who is at
fectionately called "Bevo" by New
York politicians.
Senator Jim Watson Is especially
generous now that he 10 chairman
of the resolutions committee. He
told Jimmy Garfield. former member
Of Roosevelt's cabinet, today that he
could have anything in the house.
and he is not enforcing MediH Nc
Cormick's hve-minute rule for ora
tors before the Committee worth q
hang.
A transparent elevator in the Con-
gress stuck for half an hour today
between tho second and third floors,
and pine Vice Presidential candi-
dates In the hail made speeches In
sign language to the prisoners.
japanese invasion. consisting Of
one reporter and several cameramen,
lit the Coliseum today.
When a visitor fiaunted his drunk
enness before Coliseum cops today
and declared no had consumed every
drop he had, he was tossed out.
The darkest situation Of the whole
convention exists among the reject
ed colored delegates who are with
out carfare home. Every time one
gets near a hot dog stand COP
moves him before he gets too wild
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-Folk and Things around Chicago
Bv LABERT ST. cLAIl.

Chicago. H.. Juno s.-This con-
vention finally Is getting somo
place worth while. Today Sam
Adams, OF Virginia. who Is conduct
Ing a feverish campaign for his
nomination AZ vice-Pi esident, hand
ed out several barrels Of rosy red
apples to hungry delegates. They
We're the first things that have been
delivered by any candidate which
could be swallowed. and Adams
nomination by reclamation now is
an even money bet.
Bill Allen White, of Kansas. an
nounced today that he expected
Henry Allen to sweep the eonven-
tion on this simple statement:
When was barrier. sold them
only w1at they asked for" Speak
Ing Of rrofit6ers. Gov. Lowden de-
ciared tonight that an Oklahoma
friend Of his who was engaged in
the manufacture Of Jack Rabbit
sausage took the price arraigned
on charge CT mixing horse with
rabbit meat. The defendant pleaded
he mixed his product only nifty
hfty-one horse to one rabbit. he
explained when urged.
Four-hfths of the members of
the resolutions committee at vari-
ous times today adjusted some cute
little windows in their room so as
to admit more air. When the word
got around that there was no glass
In the frames the committee on
ventilation ceased activities.
Seekers after one brand or an
other Of Irish freedom have more
different headquarters here than
the Woolworth estate has stores.
Joseph Obcrgfell. who describes
himself as general recording secre-
tary of the ]. u. U. 3. c. and S. D..
Is addressing committees as fol-
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delegation from the venerable
Depew.
When q man has a sweetheart
and a second best, he never tells"
replied the diplomatic New Yorker.
1T would be fatal with both"
No yonder the sca,pers are cut
ting the price of tickets to the
Coiiseum. Who wants to ray to see
lhe main show when everyone is
hooking to the sice tents? Only
10000 persons went to the Colisc m
today. but more than 100000 swarm
cd through The hotel lobbies and
down Peacock Alley.
Harding's g,ee club is still on the
job and Is getting more gleeful
every minute. II seems to be grow
Ing Drawer. having met with no
rough stun at the bands "f the
audience, and hes ventured out into
the Hobbies.
Brass bands seem to spring up
spontaneously right IN front of you.
They are dropping popular airs now
and deyoting more footing to the
National Hymns.
It's q gorgeous carnival. one gem
ersi reception. Everybody Is here,
everybody is jolly Faris OF Venice
or New Orleans Mardi Gras never
saw anything like this. Too bad
someone, didn't know 1t was going
TO take place. They could have
charged admission an6 paid the
national debt with the war tax.
Advocates of the release of politi-
cal prisoners have Joined the suf-
TRACE and Irish freedom sandwich
The Connecticut delegation has
the prtzes seats fn the Coliseum.
Thsy ars directly in front Of the
I "
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speakers stand. with New York
just behind them.
Lacking anything to pound with
his gavel. Chairman Lodge wallops
the top of a brass post on the cor
ner of the rostrum. with the gen.
eral effect of a small boy beating
on a dishpan.
Mrs. ]. B. Hume, California, told
today how IL felt to be the frst
woman ever to appear, on the plat
form of national convention in an
official capacity. Mrs. Hume yester-
day served as a member Of the COM
mittee that escorted Temporary
Chairman Lodge to the rostrum., Il
wasn't very much frightened. she
said. "and I wouldn't mind doing
1t again at ALL"
Addison G. Preston, OF Michigan.
Is the only delegate here who was
a delegate to the convention which
uominatel Lincoln the hrst Tina
He is So years old.
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KING EDWARDS DIARY
DESTROYED BY WIFE

London. June AT the request
of King George the Queen Mother
Alexandra has destroyed the re-
naming portions of King Edwards
diary.
This portion of the notes kept by
King Edward, which constituted the
most intimate record of the last
fifteen years of his life. contained
full reports Of conversations with
the former German Kaiser and
other prominent men in Europe.
A short time ago the queen
mother destroyed the earlier por-
tions of the diary. In 1918 she re-
fused an offer of s2S0.00o for the
publication rights to the book.
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Marine Corps

Capt W. n. Pearson Cnsctivel. discharg.
ed from Marine Corps Reserve; Capt. q. II.
Marks (inactive). discharged from Marine
Corps Reserve; Capt. John II. sadler (inac-
tive). discharged from Marine Corps Re-
serve; Capt. S. s. Simpson Cinactive), dis
charged from Marine Corps Reserve; First
Lieut.. c. N. Burgdahl (insctive), discharS-
ed from Marine Corps Reserve; Pay elk. ID.
r. Smith. transferred to inactive status;
Col. r. II. Dunlap, upon completion present
course at Army General Stan College. de-
tached to Hdqtrs. Marine Corps. Capt. 8. B.
Kennedy, detached II. B.. Quantico, Va, to
Hdqtrs., Marine Corps; Capt. II. Mcfarland,
detached NJ. r., Quantico. Va, to his home |;
First Lieut., r. NJ. wilcox, resignation ac-
cepted; Second Lieut.. NJ. W. Adams (inac-
tive), discharged from Marine Corps Re-
serve; Capt. J. Z. Davis, detached Hdqtrs..
Marine Corps to Carlstrom Field, Arcadia,
Fla. First Lieut.. r. b. Stuart, resisnat ton
accepted; Second Lieut.. z. A. Robbins, or
ders to United States from Second Brig, d.
r. revoked; First Lieut.. 8. II. Moses-De-
tached second Brig. d. R.. to q. g.; Mai.
W. W. Buchley. to NJ B., Paris Island. s.
c., upon arrival U. s.; Capt. @. w. Martin.
on June 8, 1870. detached n. B.. Pensacola,
fla, to Carlstrom Field. Arcadia. Fla.
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A DAILY LINE o. CHEER
BY John Kendrick Bangs

THE BEST.
Money! 'Tis good to have. to hold.
On daily needs, and for the use Of
friends.
Fame7 All yes-'tis mighty sweet
to hold.
And better Tar than stores Of mint.
ed gold;
But Love-. that's best of all. Gold
may be lost
And Fame ofttimes IL hardly worth
its cost.
But Love that's true and tested.
that remains
The perfectest Of all our earthly
gains
The only one of life's securities
That neither Tax nor Creditor can
seize.
tcopyrisht. 1920. BY the Mcclure Newspaper
Syndicate.)
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NEW YORK HOTEL ARRIVAL S

New York. June 9.-The following
Westinghouse are registered at
hotels here today:
Paul n. Peck. B. E. Garrett. II. T.
Edwards. Park Avenue. c. NJ. Farris,
Hermitage: w. II. Denken, Ruda
Fondersmith, f. T. Gardener. Great
Northern; Miss G. Ryan, Mrs. l.. May
field, Miss G. Halstead. Marlborough;
c. c. Smithson, W. Linden, A. T.
Raynsford. Grand.
TRADE REPRESENTATIVES.
J. L. Leverton & Co..-J. l.. Lever
ton. Pennsylvania; Woodward &
Lothrop: Miss j. Adler. G. c. Louis,
]. A. Hobson, 334 Fourth avenue;
Lansburgh & Bro, Miss A. Strodt-
man, 220 Fifth avenue.