Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1920-11-09

lcompensate for fhe strain NJ tho honev.
moan r. h..s, ,,,,h a.. h,.,ao I'll,
get all the notoriety which she %
dearly loves, and the poor devil who
married her will doubtless enjoy II
too. He will get lots OF sympathy from
his friends and perhaps they will call
on him and bring few black bottles
II that LIQUID that gladdens the heart
Of Frenchman. But II he thinks his
black days are over when the honey
moon comes TO an end, he has another
think coming. They will both sec
plenty OF black days before very long.
There viii be black looks ut the break
fast table and maybe an exchange OF
a back eye occasionally, and the baby
will yell itself back In the face. ardl
life In general will look pretty black
After Frenchy has spent a few years
watching his wife paint vile daubs and
inflict them on the human race nj 30
much per, he will cuss his luck and
wish that black was the only color In
creation.
| The latest creation IN woman's rarb
lis u combination gown invented by
Mrs. Il. Holly. IL consists OF half n
dozen gowns In one. md Inv different
arrangements can be made into n suit.
able morning or travelling gown. A
frock for nm afternoon receptIon or
evening wedding. a weekend gown. etc.
| II does not say ANYTHING about n gown
for washing the dishes or n frock for
scrubbinr the stairs. hut such subjects
are decidedly "de trop" In good soci-
ETY. Being unmarried. 1 am somewhat
Ignorant concerning the mysteries Of
feminine buds. But l fail 10 under.
stand why society women must have
special gowns ana frocks for differ
ent occasions and different hours OF
the day. and different days in the
week. What the devil is the differ
ence between n morning gown and a
gown for any other part OF the day.
and between a weekend gown and a
travelling gown ana special irock
Tor evening weddingsF by meek! Any
way some OF these society people get Ill
vorced and remarked so ofteh that
they ought TO Keep a special irock' ana
special parson TOO Tor the weudihg'
Women either nave 100 much ciothihs
or not enough Inc venus tie MILO
does not change her kiinoho anu sue
Is as beautiful as she ever was mag
Inc man having pair OF morning
receptions Weeh-ehu pah's' anu
breeches Tor evening weeuihgs' ihe
Public Health Service issues cOhpiiia'
ton pants when serve as morning
rants, breakfast pants eahteeh pah's
ana gold'oricKihg pants ana ny 'u'h-
ing them wrong sue out you nave d
clean pair OF pants but whhl woHiu
like to see Is SUIT OF fnDhc iiehi'h
pyjamas with buttons on
DR.. II. G, Mari Of Baltimore claims
that he can prolong human life by In
creasing the power OF certain glands
In the body. We have already heard
of monkey gland treatment for the res
toration OF youth, which was origin
ated by a French doctor. The recent
discoveries OF the function OF the var.
.ous glands OF the body and their ef.
fects upon growing vitality. together
with the fact that tissues taken from
the body can be kept alive indefinitely
IL placed In suitable solution, have
given rise to a great deal OF discussion
as to whether or not human life can
not be prolonged far beyond the three
score and ten assigned to 1t by Holy
Writ No doubt these learned docs
know more about nature than | do,
but I have n very strong suspicion that
nature IL like rubber ball and when
Won null II out at one place. Il caves
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