davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-09

theirs tn test, TIL Teller that bites
int a nickel cigar may not say
anything at tn time. but he will
eventually. He may have [ bite
int three or four before he fully
realizes that somethin's wrong.
Even then he may go on about his
business an resolve Z make tn
best Of IL an hope fer a brighter
day. He won't necessarily openly
advocate tn overthrow o. tn gov
eminent. or give utterance { vicious
an seditiOus remarks but he knows
that somehow, somewhere theirs
somethin altogether out o. harmouy
with free institutions an tn un-
bridled pursuit O. happiness. If wa
could be arrested fer what we think
as well as fer what we say ever
consumer would have L take an ark
ride"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-09

OF life, as though she hadn't a ra-
tional working brain cell to think
with" replied the Widow, laconical-
~.
But, great scotti" exclaimed the
Bachelor. shouldn't a husband
and wife consult each others wish
es. tastes ideas and opinions and
and all that?"
Certainly, Mr.. Weatherby," aver
red the Widow giving the hammock
a gentle shove that sent her drap-
cries futtering in the breeze. "A
wife should consult her husband in
all things that pertain TO his com
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-09

fort and happiness. She should try
to find out When he wants his din
ner, how ne prefers his eggs, wheth-
er he likes his roast beef rare or me-
dunn, how he enjoys spending his
evenings"
And how he likes his cuffs iron
ed" pleaded the Bachelor.
"Of course!" soothed the Widow
although she probably knows bet
ter than he does, what he wants.
But the woman, who conSults her
husband concerning her own per
sonal affairs-who invites him to
choose her hats. criticise her gowns,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-09
Mountain Elevators
For American Parks
BY W. II. AI,RTRN

Modern improvements are on the
increase 10 assist nature and make
the great scenic beauty spots OF ou.
country accessible Inclined rail-
ways are an old story. Now the
elevator on "A grand scale is 20 lee
installed IN the Yosemite valley so
that those who lack nerve or vIgor
may be saved the arduous climb To-
Glacier Point. zone of the mos.
majestic high places in the world %
Few Of the thousands of tourists
who visit the park annually ever
see the point at all, although there
IS government hotel stationed
there, for the only present WAYS OF
reaching IL are by "a climb Of -9T4
feet up the steep face OF Cliff.
on stairs cut OUT Of the rock. or hv
an extremely dangerous automobile
trip over grades so steep that one
journey means the destruction of \
complete set of tires Noraoror
even those hardy enough 10 attemUt
either feat can do SO only fn ne -
summer for snow blocks both routes
most Of the year
The proposed elevator will enable
tourists Of all types 10 reach GHrir.
Point swiftly and easily az anv sea
son, and VIII be OF wide intere--.
JHst as with all Improvements which
make these great natural reserve
accessible. the cost Of installation
will be more than repaid IN the
benefits the people gain from III.
Modern printing methods use no
a lot Of paper; but suppose we Gll
our printing, like the old Babylon
ians. on bricks, We can spare the
timber better than the paving
II the presidential candidates
would just get together and tight L
out IN one grand free-for-aII what
a heap Of trouble il would save The
country The result. too. might -
just about as satisfactory.
No wonder the Germans arc pitv-
ing the poor. poverty ex-
kaiser. He has 70 worry along on
a governmental allowance Of 500
600 year and the income from The
eight castles and So other residence
that he isn't able ~ occupy az
present
The more money there is spent for
automobiles. the less there seems 10
he for good roads 20 drive them
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-09

The st. Andrews society announced that it has
purchased farm near Cleveland where it intends to
establish a home Cor aged Scotch" If It makes
good. there1l be a that farm, all right
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-09
WIDOW-CISNIS.

A man is always attracted by n
blonde-prabObly for the same eie-
mental reason that prompts a small
boy 10 pick out a red sled, and q
college youth to yearn for an orange
necktie.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-09

a vegetable authority says cucumbers be
grown on the back porch. Possibly they could be
grown too up the roof; but why not try the back
yard7
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-09

What passes for woman's "Un-
fathomable mystery is often moth
ing but a mans passion for deceiv-
ing himself about perfectly simple
thinEs-tO make them seem com
pick and fascinating.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-09

When a woman is distracted and
silent, a man always feels guilty;
his only doubt is as TO what partic-
Ular thing she has found out.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-09

Love is an emotion Of the heart,
the mind. and the senses; a man
may lose the first a number OF times
but he never marries, until he
loses the other two
4 mans success IS measured by
his rating in business woman's by
the rating Of the man. who married
her and took her out Of business.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-09

The more money there is spent for
automobiles. the less there seems 10
he for good roads 20 drive them
over.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-09

Woman is taking up so much OF
the newsprint. these days, that the
only place, where man has any
showing at all, appears to be this
little column.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-09

Alcohol was. at once the friend
and the rival o. a woman. in every
bachelors heart. II inspired him 10
slop over with sentiment-but Il
made him so happy and contented,
that II took all the edge off his de-
sire for a sweet home life.
Now that there is no stigma az
tached TO spinsterhOOG and no espe-
cial premium on a wedding ring,
marriage has become a sweet luxury
instead OF a bitter necessity
When a man tries 10 be as good
half the time as a woman has TO be.
all OF the time ne IS either hailed
as a saint or scorned as a Molly
coddle.'
Where is the sweet fashioned
girl, who used 10 wear pink dimity
and roll pie-crust' Down in the
garden with father. Algernon, wear
ing oyeralls and rolling a lawn
mower,
Love IS the only luxury IN the
world. for which we must pay in
advance with sacrifces). at the al
tar with our freedOm). and forever
afterward. IN daily installments or
devotion and remuneration. But
then. It's the only luxury worth all
that
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-09

II the presidential candidates
would just get together and light I
out in one grand free-for-au. what
heap Of trouble il would save the
country, The result too. might 10
just about as satisfactory.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-04-26
Ell MUNDo

Esta simpatica organization que
tantisinlos benefcios reporta los
nihos, csta tomando gran incremen.
to actualmente Personas prominen-
tes del Comercio, de la Banca y de
as profesiones, asi como altos ofcia
les del Gobierno,. estan demostrando
Verdadero interes para generalizai
en- Puerto Rico este nlovimiento, que
actualmente cucnta medic million dc
Scouts en- los Estados Unidos.
En- una reunion celebrada recien-
temente quedo constituido el Conse-
jo Locai de los Boy Scout of Alneri
a. de la manera siguiente: President,
E. T. Iglesias ;vice presidents, Dr.W
F. Lippitt, Lucas Blanco, Miguel Mo
rales, Ignacio Penagarfcano; secreta-
rio tesorero, Carlos R. Rossi; v Con-
sejeros, A. J.. Plard, Francis Brodi-
gan, Diego r. Carrion, Manuel Ruiz,
DR.. Manuel del Vale, Jose Ma La
go, William Fable, c. F. Lewton, H.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-04-26
BOY SCOUTS

t. Hitch, Jose Gonzalez Ginorio, j.
B. Hagberg, J. Felix vazquez, W.
G. Coxhead, L. Sanchez Morales, Juan
b. Huyke, DR.. Pedro del Vale Att
les, DR.. j.. Gomez Brioso, Eduardo
Ferrer, ~ A. Walcutt, Fred. c.
Clark. F. c. Holmes, George Willard.
Rafael Martinez Alvarez, c. o. Lord.
2do. F. f. Nc. Guirc. Mark X. Duh,
Rev. Chas B.. Colmore, Angel Archi-
la Cabrera Y Alberto r. Lee. Will
liam d. Lopez, sera Scout Commits
sioner.
Dentro de POGO Sc convocara una
reunion de los Scouts actualmentc
registrados Y Sc iniciara una activa
campana para la organization de nue.
vas tropas.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-04-26
BUENA oPoRTUNIDAD

ST. desea vender una buena ca
so. eta Ell "Guanajibo", de Ma
yagucz. Tiene grandcs comodida-
des para familia numerosa, insta-
laci6n sanitaria, una gran cister-
nay extenso patio con veinte pal
mas de COCO y algunos arboles de
china.
Informaran, Salvador Guerra.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-04-26

GHa dido usted Ell duo del primer ac-
to de la opera "RIGoLETTo" canta-
do por Barrientos y Hackett, en- disco
COLUMBIA oigalo c6mprelo en-
casa de
GONZALEZ PADIN co Advt
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-04-26

Box 342 Mayaguez, 0 Francisco
Guerra, San Justo II San Juan.
Advt.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-04-26

a gusrs
e grafonola COLUMBIA ciuaad conast
las de
Adv, No . san Jusn Aavi
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-04-26

No Sc vaya de San Juan sin comprar
en- La Ciudad Condal
RODRIGUEZ HNOS.
Cruz No. 8, Tel. 26O, San Juan. Advt.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26

According the monthly bulletin issued by Federal Reserve
Bank Of Kansas City which is authoritative such matters the
prospects for fall and winter business this section of the country
encouraging. The bulletin issued July 20 summarizes o
dtions follows:
Dany lines activity trade and industrial centers
experiencing something of the midsummer quiet usual for the
Tenth Federal Reserve district whose large devoted chiefly
agriculture effort being cenered the harvest
grain which under excellent growing and rpenng cnd
tons in June and July showing yields much larger than
reports making 1920 of the best
years history Roughly estimated the 1920 of winter and
spring wheat this district expected to be somewhere around
260000000 estimated close to 1S5O00O0O bushels
while expected to exceed last years production of l25OOO
bushels and barley scheduled to little better than last
years crop 2S000000 bushels In dollars prevailing
markets July the value of the 1920 of these four
$900000000 while estimated production of
400000000 bushels of wouda July pres-add something
like the value of grain produced this
the Tenth Federal Reserve district exclusive of all other
products of the farms orchards and ranges
of the slowing down of trade and industry
Elected by reports covering operations feeling
this part the United States least that the good
bound make good business this fall 1t pointed
while political campaign disturb business to
that the public becoming and
making of purchases and investments the
that conditions generally good and such TO insure
healthy business in the fall and winter"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26
A League of Peace.

Critics Of the brought back from Paris by President
Wilson constantly center their attack Article which, hey
automatically draws America into old world scrap
that may Properly interpreted Article does nothing OF
noteworthy that the critics take pains to
silence concerning Article XII and other parts OF the
provisions which render any great in the u
extremely improbable The concerning the league
by the New York World in the course Of ed
torial from which quote the following:
cit falsehood that the League of Nations
plates Every line OF the covenant makes for 1t
say subscribing it sacrifice their indie
pcndence On tho contrary they guarantee their independence 1T
ehood say that it violates the constitution of the United
States If it did respect would be null and Vod no
socmny ratified 1t alsehood to that 1t
mts without interference IN foreign disputes which
Our liberty Of action in all such matters is
complete 1t lalsehood say that outvoted IN the
league Counting dependencies have votes the
assembly Great Britain and in the council which is the
trolling body, veto is absolute.
SO far he United States concerned the League OF Nations
has for the lies that have been told about it.
The distorted but read and understood
Its final rejection the basee theory that it compes srren
der part Of the ideals and rights of the republic would be
shameless confession of mfness for other association
than that which has been forced usnsmey with Tur
key Russia, and Mexico"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26
Hot Cakes a Campaign Issue.

AS the presidential campaign gets under the great issues
definite form. While the League OF Nations
promises bone Of contention between Mr. Cox and
Ar Harding going be the whole show by long shot AL
ready another of pubcncrest has arisen and 1t calls
reflection the of the sovereign citizens OF this
glorious country of
the enerprsing gentlemen whose business 1t is to
dig up readable copy for the it has leaked out that
Mrs Harding expert culinary artist and her speciality mot
cakcs Her hubby Warren who in civil life is the g. O. T. can
president fond of em that he anywhere
eighteen of en meal with nothing but butter
tops off his breakfast by taking dozen or
saturated with maple syrup
significance of all this factor in the presidential
pagn impress thoughtful voter For instance if
MIR Harding elected the White House job and
delicate threatening international should arise with
all would be necessary straghten the mss
would be Harding hastily don her send War
fix up hot stacks invite the ambassador OF
aggreved power breakfast and presto, the cloud
would blow
the administration Of Mr. Harding it would seem that the
candidate might well get off of the track but
don't hasty You don't know Jimmy Cox the Ohio COVER
already and has the Republican cand
develops that Jimmy himself cook and
apacks his long suit The correspondents have brok
this assuring that when Jimmy goes out ON
trip absolutely doing the cooking for the
he produce hot cakes that Init the
do slab of bacon to tasty crisp and
eggs up over with equal facility SO there you are:
culinary Mr. Harding hasn't thing ON Jimmy Con-
Proceed with your further arguments gentlemen
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26
SUFFERED INTENSE PAIN

"A rew years ago when visiting
relatives in Michigan something
had eaten brought on an attack OIL
cholera morbus," writes Mrs. Celesta
McVicker, Macon, Mo. Il suffered
intense pain and had to go to peu'
] got bottle of Chamberlain's Conc
and Diarrhoea Remedy and one dose
relieved the pain wonderfully n
only took two or three doses but
they did the work
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26
NOTICE

If you want to rent, sell or trade
your farm for city property or your
city property for a farm, list with
w. II. Cattorall, 2O7 Tye Bldg, phone
970 or 74O. Pilot
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26

this town confessed to us that he had
fried chicken twice in one week
twice think of that. we are con
templating getting call to preach
Incidentally, it might be well for
you to take a census of the fryers
in your backyard and see If any are
missing.
On the whole, prosecution Is less
effective method of swatting the prof
iteers than wearing patched pants.
81 Simp says he notices that the
heat never bothers him when he can
find cool place.
Our old friend, Hank Hardtack,
from the forks of the creek, figures
that T. p. Gore has about as much
chance to get by this time as rev.
enue officer has in a moonshine mo-
vie picture.
With the primary oh;y a week
ahead, it looks like continuous sess-
ions for the Sit-and-Argue club till
the thing is over.
It's truly tough but all the great
issues in this glorious country of ours
have to be settled right.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26

A teaspoonful OF Herbine will pro-
duce copious and purifying bowel
movement, improve appetite, restore
mental activity and a fine feeling OF
yigor and cheerfulness. Price 60c.
Sold by Wren Drug Co.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26
And Green in Judgment.

"When are mans salad days?'
81 guess they are when he is most
particular about his dressing. BAL
timore American,
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26
A Wise Father

Absent-minded professor meeting
his son-Hello George, how's your
father?-Harvard Lampoon.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26
EXPRESS PAcKAoETTEs

Millionaire MeIancholia.

Millionaire Meancholia.
The millionaire was dour and glum
We asked how he was hurt,
"The multimillionaires" he sobbed
"Treat me like so much dirt"
Judge.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26

His Limit.
"You refuse to buy me new cos
tune! ((sob) Yet you used to say
you'd go through fire and water for
me-"
But my darling I never said I'd
go through the bankruptcy court. =
Passing Show, London.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26

Again we gather fresh hope-may-
be the team is about to enter upon
another winning streak"
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26

1t is hard to believe, but as the re-
port has been confirmed Wen have
to accept it: the Chicks won game.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26
. A STOLEN SMILE 'ER TWO
4
Everyday Clothes.

Everyday Clothes.
zone finds it difficult in these
times to dress as one ought"
"Oh, | don't know. | have a suit
of clothes for every day in the week .
Really"
"Yes, this is it.'-Tit-Bits, London
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26

If Doc Cook wants to take anoth-
er throw at it, we're ready to accom-
PAM him. Thank you for few gum
drops.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26

AS we fel about it at the present
moment, with the mercury doing its
best to climb out at the top of the
tube, we would have no serious OBJ
jections to joining a polar exploring
party.
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26

A certain Methodist minister in
The Chickasha daily express. (Chickasha, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1899-current, 1920-07-26

On the whole. prosecution is less
effective method of swatting the prof
iteers than wearing patched pants
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1920-05-14
DOS AND DoNTs

Plan your outfit ahead; don't choose
your clothes at random. Buy few
well chosen serviceable garments;
don't sacrifice quality for quantity.
Buy clothes appropriate for the use
to which they are to be put; don't buy
clothes extreme in style and color.
Judge by quality; don't think the
price mark indicates the value.
Be independent; don't try to akeep
|up with the Jones'"
Keep your clothes in good repair;
don't let things rip.
Wear your clothes as long as pos
sible; don't impulsively discard good
clothes.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1920-05-14

pital No. 4 ....................... 1O9.67
of Mrs Mary WEIGH -. 1O93s
637 VIM. Marcum, relief ......... 1918
$50 j. II. Tetley, support of poor
persons at Pennington 49,. 2i29
GAO Mrs. Thee. Gottlob, support
of poor persons at Flat River $3.50
GAL Mrs. Geo Houser, support of
poor persons at Desloge ..... 2O.2i
649 G. d. Rodgers, support of w.
N. Rodgers .................... 15.16
$50 E. o. Brooks, support of Mrs.
Mary r. Polite ......,........ 4O4S
651 Mrs. Mary Sandberg, support
of poor persons at Knob Lick 29.&
652 j. =, Boyer, support of poor
persons at lockwood .......,.. 60.72
653 VIM. Lunsford. support of
s54 Matt McEnroe, support Of -'
SIG Burnette's Market. supplies
for Co. 1nfirmary .............. 2619
666 Henderson Store Co, supplies
for Co. Infirmary ............. l40.l2
GIL Morris Brothers, supplies
for Co. Infrmary .............. 1915
$50 L. J. Mckinney, supplies for
Co. lnfirmary .................... 46,79
$50 Maple Ridge Cannery, sup
plies for Co. Infirmary ....... 1914
500 j. H. Jones, Treas, support
of Robert Davis ................ 1OS.@
544 Mrs. f. l.. Keith, support of
poor persons at Flat River. 2,19
755 J. II. Jones, Treas, support
of Jasper Whittier at Hospital
No. 4 ........................ 10S.72
Total ......................S a, a3.SO
REHABILITATION
TO amount in Treasury on set
Element March LIST, 1919 .......$ S99.6O
To amount transferred from Re-
venue Fund .................... H,21.19
To amount refund ........... $4,000
No., q 40 100 ro
Total ...........,,.,..,."..$ 42,i2ON9
BY amount warrants ........... 4,213.S
BY amount interest .............. 445.42
Total ........................:$ Al ,659. 2
To balance In Treasury on Settle
ment March l, 1920 ..............$ 76l.97
Ito be concluded next week.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1920-05-14

Remember, pressing, cleaning and
airing add years to the life of clothes;
don't neglect giving clothes proper
care.
The Farmington times. (Farmington, St. Francois County, Mo.) 1905-1926, 1920-05-14

Monett-Airplane factory completes
first plane.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-10-29
EXPENSE ACCOUNT
WILL Be INCREASED
SECRETARY HOUSTON FORE
CASTS HUGE EXPENDITURES
AND FALLING RECEIPTS.
Treasury's Program Has Been Disar-
ranged by Heavy Burdens Imposed
by Transportation Act; Makes
Appeal for Strict Economy.

Washington.--G expendi-
lures of four billion dollars during the
fiscal year were forecast by Secretary
Houston Of the treasury department
on Wednesday i'm an address before
the convention of the American Bank
ers' association, in which he covered
wide range of financial and economic
problems of the nation. ...
The secretary outlined the treas
ury's program for handling the war
debt, and appealed for "the strictest
economy, not only in our expenditures,
federal, state, county and municipal,
but also by thrift on the part of our
people," adding that the program ne
ceSsitated the maintenance of take
ton "after this fiscal year on level
of not less" than $4,000,000, 600 annual
ly. He said there were indications of
falling receipts.
The treasury's program had been
disarranged, the secretary said, by the
heavy burdens imposed by the trans
portation act. He estimated the total
aihuuIil WHICH LIlo government Will pay
the roads at $1,000 100000, about one
fourth of which already has been
turned over to them. The remainder
will be paid, the secretary thought, by
early spring.
Mr.. Houston predicted rapid reduc-
ton in the gross national debt through
the coming year, particularly the
$2,350000,000 short-term certificates
outstanding. The treasury program,
he added, would result in reducing this
below $2,O00,000,0O0 and perhaps to
81 500 100000.
BY the end of the fiscal year 1922,
Mr.. Houston declared, the treasury
| should have redeemed it's entire FLOAT
ing debt" or the shOrt-term certificates
when the Victory notes maturing the
next year would become practically
the floating debt, and probably be &C
cepted in payment of federal taxes.
Turning to the demands of agricul-
tural interests for government help,
Mr.. Houston said scarcely had re-
duction In the cost of living manifest
ed itself when every producer mani
tested resistance"