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The Irish standard., 1920-05-08
Eysi,ds q Birds and Rsst,,,a.

How many people know that birds
and reptiles have three sgelids, I've
that move up and down, - Do eur
own, and Q third which moves like Q
curtain from the inner corner Of the
eyeball1 In the eye sockets Of hu-
man beings there are TIVE sets Of nue-
cies, those that move the ban, Of
which there are six, and these that
lift and lowers the lids. The third
eyelld seen in birds and reptiles has
itS own Get Of muscles.
The Irish standard., 1920-05-08
Rann-dom Reel,
By HOWARD l. RAM
THOMAS A. EDISON

~ HOMAS A. EDISON Is a sleepless
i genius who invented the short.
watt method Of measuring electricity,
which has made the electric light
business In this country more profit
able than runniag a hot tamale booth
1t an Old Settlers picaic.
Mr.. Edison is conceded by both press
and public to be one Of the best and
most fertile inventors the United
States has ever produced. He formed
the habit In early youth and has never
gotten over It. He began life az q
train boy, and sold the unexpurgated
yellow-backe1 novel aad the plastic
gum drop with great success. But he
was not satisfied. Something within
him. which has been bothering him
ever since. impealed him on and led
him to become telegraph operator,
The Irish standard., 1920-05-08
.lastNight' Dreams
What They Mean
Old YOU DREAM OF THE DEAD,

IN RNAMS Of the dead arc exceed
~ ingly common and are generally
very vivid; which Is ascribed by Ellis
DO the fact that In such dreams two
opposing groups Of memories contend
In one Of which our relatives OF
friends are alive and In the other
dead; and the effort Of the dream con-
sciousness to adjust these two groups
causes an intensity In the dream enc
tion experienced. The conflict Of these
opposing forces Is the reason that ire
Quently In our dreams Of the dead We
are at llrst pezplexed to find our dear
ones with US and say to ourselves:
"But he (or she) Is dead" But thu
stream Of images which represents
them as alive comes from an older
and richer source, is the more power
full" SO that it overcomes the other
and the dream consciousness seeks to
adjust the difference by some such
thought as that the person dreamed OF
Ia not really dead but was only report
ed to have died. Sometimes the older
emotional stream Is so much tho
stronger that we do not experience
this perplexity. In all cases where
we see our dead in dreams as alive
our dream consciousness accepts 1t as
q fact that they are alive.
To the mystics to dream that we see
the dead alive is accounted very ia
vorable omen, especially If they speak
to us. If they look reproachfully at
us, or demand of us an accounting Of
some of our acts, 1t is sign that we
had better hasten to correct our lives
and take greater heed to our behavior.
In this connection the words Of Doctor
Radcliffe, the eminent English invest1-
gator, are Interesting. He says: "You
are more or less at liberty to believe
that the dead and living may exist to-
gether in world of spirit in which
the so-called living are less living than
the so-called dead; and that in fact,
the dead may command, as they do in
Dreams" For a long time material
istic writer's. Herbert Spencer among
the number, have attributed the belief
of primitive man and savages in a
spirit world to dreams Of the dead.
Before 1895 no attempt was made at q
scientific analysis of dreams Of this
type but they are now attracting much
attention. q
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S80 VOO V6OOOOS q WAGUoo TVtOU0ey
Hand % q Frlsnd7 Or 70 Yeveo
cianmy and coid3
the shaking. Yet she Was Just % coz.
dial otherwise ~ could be; It WAS only
in my sixth sense, perhaps. that I felt
chilled and repelled.
Do you make any such impression
upon thoee you meet7 Remember, yeu
may be the most beautiful woman IN
your ct, but your reputation - such
depends On more than your classic fea-
turea Cleopatra herself would likely
never have held Antony slave to hes
euchantment had she greeted him IN
the half-hearted way that many Of our
girls greet new friends.
II your hands are naturally coad,
get q blood tonic, and take lot Of ex'
ercise. You need improved circula-
tion. Also see to 1t that neither
gloves, corxets. shoes. nor belt pinch
these often stop the free dow Of the
blood. Try to keep your hands
warm, and be sure that you meet IN
outstretched hand with q clasp that
70 drm and cordial not limp and LIE
less. The impression yoa make VIII
bo seven times better. And yoo W1
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rfSfR2ryG6@9b


Of fun.
An there's always a game when the sup
per is done.
An at our house there's marks on the
walls an the stairs
An some terrible scratches on some o6
the chairs.
An ma says that our house 10 really .
fright,
But pa says ana say that our house IL
all right Edgar Guest.
Meat Substitutes.
Meat, though wholesome and wen
liked BY the majority Of people. is not
essential to q well-balanced meal
and many housekeepers who are II.
terested in lessening the food bill. sub.
stitute some other foeds equally q
more nourishing and at less cost
Foods to take the place Of meat should
be rich In protein and fat. Cheese 10
q staple food with which everyone -
familiar and one which may be used
In q variety Of ways.
In substituting cheese or any food
for meat, especial pains should b
taken to serve dishes which are well
liked BY the family.
Cheese custard.
Spread sufficient slices Of bread .
supply the family, rather generously
with butter. Place in shallow ba1.
ing pan and pour over custard using
enc egg for each cupful Of milk, salt
and paprika to taste. Bake covered
until the custard is set and serve ct
once while puffy and light
Rice croqusttss
Warm two cupfuls Of cooked rico
IN q double boiler with enough milk
TO soften 1t. Add two tablespoonfuls
Of butter, salt and cayenne to taste,
With two tablespoonful Of chopped
parsley. Spread the mixture - Q
plate TO cool, then shape. Ron in
Ane crumbs which are seasoned With
salt and pepper. dip 10 beaten sgg aud
rell In crumbs again. Cook n deep
fat q delicate brown. Serve hst WITH
cheese sauce. Add cupful q lees e
grated cheese to white saueo.
ptt&s6urO potatoeA.
Oeok one quart Of diced pstats VIII
soe small snion until the veeet1ble0
aFo tender. using salted watsf. Thsa
add half Q can Of sweet peppers cut
in pieces and cook 6ve minutes lsngse.
Drain and put into baking li6h.
Make Q sauce Of tive tablssDooafals
each Of butter and Aour, ess teaspoon
ful Of salt and pint q milk. Cosk
until thick then add half q pound e
grated cheese. Pour this sauce over
The potatoes and bake Q goldea brown.
cheeee End cssssy.
Select short white stalks Of eoleey
with deep grooves in them. Nix cream
cheese With salt and finely chopped
pecans. FIJI the grooves With tAs mix
ture and ehill. Serve cut in small
pieces, - lett1ee With French dre0-
ing
No. M4t.s.e
lossvr1sAe. 1874. Wssessa 1ssvsSasss usssaI
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()|tAgiiQ!(I(AliiIii
= STRICKLAND WGILLICAN ,
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ANCIEN TN ESS.

The Oldest thing that there can be,
10 year-before-last's motorcar-
Yea. you can take the word from me,
Those arc the Oldest things there areI
The pyramids that dot the sand
There in the sphinx's neighborhood,
Are still 50 new they wear their brand.
Compared with this. 'tis understood
Just ask an agent. who would sell
A next-year's model bright and new,
And he will either hint or tell
That what I've stated here 10 true
To thresh your wheat or cats with faila
Is no less ancient than to strive
Along the Dixie-Lincoln trails
In something with right-hand drive.
Finnt0in FiIosofy.
tn poorest-paid occupation in all
tn wurrld Is worryin'.
The Irish standard., 1920-05-08
Beauty Chat.
BY EDNA KENT FORBES
YOUR HAND-sHAKE

SST WANT you to meet the pretti.
i est girl in the world" said the
young man enthusiastically, and beck
oned me over across the room. my
wife," he introduced us, beaming with
all the pride and delight of the newly
married upon one Of the sweetest
faced girls had ever seen.
I held out my hand, charmed by
her lovely face and figure, and the
voice that rippled an I'm glad to
meet you" And then my enthusiasm
received q blow, for the hand she ex.
tended was cold. moist to the point Of
clamminess. absolutely dead. She
gave 1t to me Imply. had to do all
The Irish standard., 1920-05-08

8dison has made the electric llaist
business In this osuntry more peslst.
able than running q hot tamalo
booth at an Old esttiss's picnic.
when he hrst came IL contact with the
kind Of electricity which produces
head-end collisions.
After Mr.. Edison had learned tho
Morse alphabet so that he could tell
dash from seni-coi0n his inventive
genius began to break out faster than
. fat boy with the measles. Whenever
he wanted ssmethiag that nobody else
had thought Of. he would go out and
invent 1t and then cry Eureka" after
having It patented In several different
languages. Most of Mr.. Bdison's pat
ants are still doiag business at the
old stand.
Mr.. Edison gives away q great deal
s( money without advertising for bids
and has helped many 4 young man to
get somewhere on his own power. He
RISES at 4. -. and ningles with fuses,
Totorta. crucfbles, spark plugs and
ether forms of iaaslmate life until
midnight. He 10 o0e Of the few Ameri.
cans who have the crsss Of the Legion
Ct Honor pinned neatly ever the pis-
nola. He sleeps with pencil over bic
ut ear and tablet under his pillow.
thus making It Impossible Ter any ~.
SERIOUS iaventioa to GET away.
(CsDyrighk)
-0
1kteaaoa1 that caa 10 attaeAel -
~ pe1a10 e aay Diaao have beoa
Avente0 boe the use of youthfal mu-
0danS.
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seem far prettier and more attractive
to those who know you.
Watch your handshake. Watch
your hands, rub them briskly to keep
the blood circulating in them. If they
are inclined to coldness.
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The Irish standard., 1920-05-08

Just for fun; why not climb and help
me?"
Up the tree went Teddy and Billy
and soon Mr.. Fox had his big basket
heaped with grapes.
"When will we get the honey?"
asked the little fellows.
"Oh, some day when you are pass
ing stop in," said Mr.. Fox, all care
less like. as If any day would do.
The next morning bright and early
Teddy and Billy called at the door Of
The Irish standard., 1920-05-08

THIS MATTER OF NAMES.
A young man in Maryland 70. ;
comfy married . girl named
Umbrase. II was an elopement,
and the bridal monicker was in
esnformity to their desire to
keep Il dark. However, the
young man Is not the 6rst bens.
diet who took umbrage on the
very day Of bis wedding.
New Stuff.
Born. to Mr.. and Mrs. e. @. Skinner,
baby girl. on Wednesday, October 20.
that brought the scales down to the
ten.pound mark. Both mother and
daughter are doing well, and with
careful nursing e. G. will soon be back
On three square meals a day.-Rock.
well City Ua.) Advocate.
YOU KNOW HIM.
When you hear . fellow boasting like an
enpty-headed dub.
You may spot him for q member Of the
Lck-and-Promiss club.
isn't This TantaIlzino7
Miss Rose Gerot Of this place,
and Barnet Riggs Of Lone Tree.
were married some time Monday.
The marriage occurred some place
In Johnson county, and that 10 all
We are able to tell. The marriage
was q great surprise to their
friends and even her parents-
Riverside (1a.) Clipper.
.
Finniein Filosofy.
No pla.acs is as bad % us
seems e ysz viii. ys'rs hene.
sick u ut, an naythsr l. a.ay
pla-aeo - geod ~ ut seems whis
yoeo homosiek fur ut.
The Irish standard., 1920-05-08

g OMADAY lika to fnda guy wot
- invent way for speaka d. Eng.
leesh. been deesa country seexa,
seevn. eighta year, forgetta wheech
one, eand I no unerstanda good Unit
eda State yet.
Lasa week my shoes 60 on do bum
and 60 veesit my frien da shoe make
for getta feex. He say I gotta hava
new sole and heel for feexa good and
da whola job ees costa dolla feefaty
cents.
So I gotta wot he say was new sole
and heel and when I putta on was
feela preety good. feegure was
gooda invest new sole for dolla fee.
faty cents.
But soon leava dat shop stop and
leesten one guy wot maka preach on
da street. One man tella me he was
vangeleest and he sure was stronga
for talk. He yella 80 louda he can
dat everybody ees 60 to hell. He say
too many peple iosa da sole and ees
90 on da bum. "Geeva your life to
God and he sava your SOUL" he yella
one time.
You know I lika God ALA right, but
! I tink ees leetle high price. SO I tella
dat guy for geeva whole life for d
sole ees too mooch.
say my frien. da shoe make gesva
new sole for dolla feefaty cents and
ees stronga nough could walk to Italy
and back again before ees wear out
Wot you tink7
The Irish standard., 1920-05-08
Age
ey oRoRoR MATHEW ADAlGD

TT is only as we recognize the MIN
i ute upon Minute, Hour upon Hour.
Day upon Day, philosophy Of Time
that we are able to enter into the seri-
Gus lesson that Age has for Us all. For
Age has no philosophy excepting the
philosophy Of accomplishment, az 1t
natures. Even as you think, you Age.
And yet In Aging you are liable to real
fze the full meaning Of every breath
that you Breathe and Of every single
Effort you make.
In the Sunset IL reviewed the glory
Of the day.
Age is Experience-crystallized. Age
IL Initiative-worked out Age 10 the
Dream-come true. Age 10 the Tree
full grown. Age IL the Business Sue
cessful-a power In its area. What you
are is the Sum Of your days In Age
Averaged.
III your Success is reflected the prod
uct Of every one of your hours.
Age Is not the mere piling up q
yenrs. for many a man IL old ut thirty,
and many Q man Is young at eighty.
For Youth is as elastic a. Age. ana
Axe IL ~ elastic rs Youth. Let the
Hxperience of Age ever be teacher to
you. Let 1t Admonish - we'll % N
courage you.
Flevry Fsesa
sWhan I was kid We used b throw
leur. You could zee faces fun q
1our."
III you jedss By hour On the faee'"
responded old Uncle Pennywise. ny
nseces think life II perpetual Hal'
lov3en."-Nutual Aa4a1ine.
The way Il oesaI
Farmer BroWn-What's your oon HI
ran doing in the big city these days7
Farmer Greeo-Studying fof Q doc
tx.
Farmer Brown-What's the 0attee1
Doctor too lazy to study hlmeea6T
The Irish standard., 1920-05-08
Cheese custara.

Spread sufIicient slices Of bread -
supply the family, rather generousay
with butter. Place in q shallow ba1I.
ing pan and pour over custard using
enc egg for each cupful Of milk, salt
and paprika to taste. Bake covered
until the custard is set and serve at
snce while puffy and light.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-09-05
Superior and imperial Make Union Suits
Duotold Unioa Suits

VOL r1 500. N.f.. rH.r suits go
t .H N.I . ,....A. ,.'f.H sH m..de 5se
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t- SUIT cycf,',,ts Removal sale 'r
t'uu,,l ;lr Prize
EU1ulHl i' Price
SHIFTS u,,arts Removal S, Prize
ON,r'ults "lHU,l SIi' i.,
Boys rul It'ropS Removal S, lF..
Removal Pucr ......
Boys Removal Sal. lirr
Removal sale PIrc ......
lu' BOYS and REMOVAL s' Price
iooo Boys rruu,ul
ifun 49, suits ani p.,rc.ts Ecu,1i Slle l.,
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tok OF Men, Young Men and Boys High Grade Standard Made Seasona

Our wonderful the Streets has
been promised by the first We dispose of as
much Of stock possible between
going to offer values in Men and BOYS Wear before
cquald in the Panhandle
This the first time the history Of this big that the
has been thrown The market all Pes the Big Removal Sale
with the exception Stson Hats Phoenix Hosiery
which restricted merchandise which
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-09-05

price and still handle the lines.
Prices quoted prices of them below
virtually all Of them below the market value of the
goods But long the stocks last they will be sold to
the advertised price.
Remember that this the largest stock Men and Boys Wear the
the cities largest
show stock clothing When bring hard
limited few SUITS few
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-09-05

j. turning out stuff to sell at ilashy
full measure of valgr from the first 81
clothes widc-awakc men like. The OF
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-09-05
Our Entire Stock of Mems Fine 81
Removal Sale---OVer IS
NEW STYLES, FRESH FROM THE MARKET, MANY

y shot TIN, \maro Clothing
hundreds VIII share in , epoch making Il viii knock the prop,
under High Price, with cohc, REAL VALUE War
Babies that have harvested unreliable
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\ ruud heavy. water and wind proof.
regular $3.50 value T;ain Coat goes
IN thc Removal sale at........Si5.ss
seooo llttt Schaffner Marx Gaber.
din" l,1in Coais IN Removal
"iie al ................... .S'S."s
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-09-05
Raiincoats

Gict resentment and all new stocks
this Falls gouds
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-30
CUTTING DOWN LOANS

The report Of the Comptroller OF tho
Currency shows the countrJs DehA
loans have recently fallen by = billion
dollarA This II . beginning OF . de-
nation which tend towards moro normal
conditions. Tho reduction Of loans mas
been brought about in part by the pohcS
~ thu Fsdsral Reserve banks in raising
interest rates. In part they may have
como from the recognition OF tho
DANCER Of new expansion and new ex-
psnditures ON the present high cost
basis.
Whatever the cause the fact itself IL
siRnincant. We must have . great re-
ductton In demand for tho necessaries
Of life and FOR the useful elements In
trade ana manufacture before We can
have much lower prices. and the reduc-
tIon In credit II . preliminary step TO
the reduction IN demand. Ordinarily. .
hasyy reduction In bank loans would
not b looked upon a. favorable sign.
but In our present ovsr-extendeo oondi-
tioa. and with our abnormal prices,
anything that tends towards reduction
Of demand ana the lessening Of excess
I've activity nay b. regarded favorably.
The American people have zone mad
N money-spsndinE. and much OF their
spsnding has been Of an unWiSS kind.
tn putting down the brakes on nota-
lions Of nav enterprise; upon Wild stock
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-30
THE ARMENIAN MANDATE

Mr. Wilson
tho
tho treaty
without
Wilson
United
responsibilities maintaining suggestion in f'et that we
the burdens
much The American
with adventures European politics
. and advancing
will the Armenian mandate
burden Of protecting this defense
blood lust' fairly
under debts and burdens OF
military urh
ID influence further
teitors We
vithou responsibility
a
protection
freChr
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-30
TIKI BALANCE OF POWER

Frank A. SimondS points out that tho
associations OF nations which set out
year axo to abolish war has now como
down 10 q shaky partnership deVotinS
its attention to restoring tho sultan
rbe distrust which has crept into tue
r.l.tious between tho old allies Is pols-
oninS tho Turkish debate as we'll an tho
c.rman Tia Turk Is to remain IN
con.tantinople and Turkish sovereignty
.. 20 be recognised Tho San Reno
conference. In effect. means that france
a,>at Britain and Italy have given UP
.xuectat,on Of American aid In soiTins
ola world problems and has discarded
r,neh of tho high ideals which at nrst
...-n.d 10 inspire the Versailles confer-
snce.
Tn. fourteen points. have gone into
the discard: the INSTRUMENTATION Oh
ANAL nations has become q JOKE ana
Nth ,ittls disguise tho whole game OF
building up tho strength Of tho great
n.tton, NJ the expense Of tho small. ana
IN. old policy Of the balance OF power
q. again resumed. So long a. tho ALL
.nca bstvsen Great Britain. France ana
It,lv In maintained. their united enort
vill make for world peace. but II tnere
,..lousiea and dissentions soon leao
than, 70 the breaking point. Europe again
lin hacorns m armed camp and Anotner
generation may see world war; NOR
disastrous than the ono We have just
gone through
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-30
NATHAN GOFF

Nathan Goff Uor long time he used
to write his name Nathan Con. jr) was
one Of the most distinguished OF West
state. for he was born Virginian. and
enlisted In the Union army when the
war came and the mountain section re-
fused to abide by the ordinance of Sc
much hard fighting in the Second Bull
Run campai gn, and later was captured
and put in Libby Prison. There he was
selected as a hostage to be hanged with
number of Conferedate officers held as
spies were executed. Goff wrote to
Lincoln asking him not to interfere with
'he course OF military justice. But an
Exchange OF prisoners was finally ar
ranged.
From the close of the war almost TO
the day OF his death ne served his peo-
pie almost continuously and always con-
spicuously. He was an ardent Repuh-
lican in a state which lapsed back to
Democracy after reconstruction-a lead
er who had 10 make many uphill fights
and suffer many political defeats. For
nifty years he was a dominant figure In
his party in the state. although for a
large part Of that period he sat on the
federal bench. Nothing could extin-
guish his interest in politics. He was
elected to the State Legislature in 1867.
He rounded out his career by being
eIeClSO united states DVhoNoA III 4" ~
serving until 1919.
Cons political activities were amaz-
ing. He was Federal District Attorney
for West Virginia from 1868 10 1881.
, He had to travel thousands Of miles
each year TO cover his district. Yet he
found tir1e to make unsuccessful cam
paigns for Congress in 1870 and in 1874
and to run for Governor in 1876: In
1881 he served n short term as Secre-
tary Of the Navy in the Hayes Cabinet.
The same year he was reappointed DIS
trct Attorney, continuing in office
until 1882, when he was chosen a Rep.
| resentativc in Congress from the old
First District. He sat in the House for
three terms and then ran for Governor
In 1888. He was elected. on the face
Of the returns, but was excluded from
office by the Democratic Legislature,
which CanvaSsed the votes. From 1872
10 1918 ne was n Federal circuit judge
| for the Fourth Circuit.
Con- belonged to the old Virsinian
order and WAS loyal TO II. West VII
ginia used 10 be an isolated mountain
community, little developed because or
lack Of railroads. The state has now
become industrializcd. 1t has cut away
from the old South. Its politics are less
turbulent and less personal Cons
career will hardly be duplicated there.
His passing away recalls the pictur-
esuuc era in which he figured so actively
and with such distinctions party lead
er whom men gladly followed unwaver-
'ngly through two generations through
victory and defcat.-FTom The New
York Tribune
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-30
Our Daily Story
I'm xxoo1 WAxH1.

Nullenl toify "a, AtJE his Office. desk
working Sevefishly. He was up to his
ears In work Papers flew this way
and that. orders flew hither and vol,
office boys flew UP ami down. Tine
flew regardless.
The telephone bell rang.
1t was Booker Covers 10 know IL
Voidy would 20 out for a game Of golf.
T. Golf?" howled Mullen Voidy in a
frenzy. Il wouldn't leave this desk
a-N-sood by"
And moro papers flew. more orders
the eanie Office boys. A busier seems
would have to be seen to be appreciated.
"Hello?' called Voidy. Who's Kiss:
Whats at? You don't mean It! Oh. i
can't believe II! Oh-Oh-this IL too
much-rm coming right home"
And be jammed on his hat, slap dash,
and rushed to. tho door pell nell.
Anything - anything happened Mr..
Voidy?" ventured his secretary.
II should say something haR!' cried
Mullen Voidy. My wife just telephoneo
that my si1-months-old baby Is asleep.
and I'm rushing home TO see II that
way before It's too late. II anybody
calls and asks II I'm In. say no."
(Tomorrow The Fall Of the House
OF Jujube." Mystery. excitement,
Wholesale calamity. Don't miss IL.