The evening world., 1920-07-24
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CIV ply don't you wash your
w harrds befone you come TO
the table, White? A big
boy like you'll" cried a1rS. Jar. pebu-
iantly.
Unless you keep neat and ARISE
early. you'll never DO President. my
on" said Mr.. JErr, solemniy.
NO." ne repeated in his best
parental manner, ''you1l never srow
UP and be President, my son. uhiess
you arise early IN the morning and
go brisliy to your tasks"
Nov, please, don't talk nonsense
70 the children when you are as bad
as they are!" advised Mrs. Jarr. as
she started 10 lead Master Jar away
to wash him.
This was a gentle reminder TO hus-
band ard father that he was in no
wise a contender for either the Neat
ness or the Barly Rising Stakes.
Nov. please, don't interrupt when
am advising the !chdld." remarked
Mr.. Jarr in reply to this.
Never mind advising him. Set
him good example" retorted Mrs.
JuTr. Where does he got his cure
less habits from7 You are just as
haTd on your clothes as he d.. What
would do for Clothes II DIDN'T take
good caro- Of the few get2 A dress
lasts me-
But this was getting on dangerous
ground. And Mr.. Jarr interrupted by
saying that surely there was no harm
in inspiring children with worthy
ambitions. \
The boy MAY be President some
day. Who lSnowsT' he concluded,
feebly. Look at who's been nom
mated on both tickets this year!"
"oh. botheFI" replied Mira Jarr,
impauentiy, Emma, get me the
comb and let me see II / can get a
part in this boys hair. He's got a
oowlick just like his father, and
sight in frout. Oh, dear! Such q
boy"
Yet, he may be President some
day, n he can get q bank roll behind
him, and DO neither wet nor dry >
continued MIR. Jar.
Il don't want him 10 DO President
and have awful ptctlIres OF him II
the newspapers as an elephant or Z
donkey, o. things OF that sort" said
MrM Jarr. AS for being wet or dry
he's never wet unless l wash htmI"
'lzzy SlaYtnslIy says you've got Y
go 70 cohege before you can DO Presi-
dent" spoke up Master Jarr. ''lGzy
Slavinsky says II he was President
he would put moving pictures in tbs
schools, and he'd have classes IL
baseball, too"
Now. I'll tell you what IIi do
said Mr.. JaTT III you are up early
Wll this week you can 80 with me u
see the bail game Saturday, and Icy
Slav'hsky can go along"
'Oh. goodyl" cried the boy.
And he hastened out TO the stree
10 spread the news.
The next morning tho beh ranl
from below at a, m. and the whistl,
blew up airiay from the speaking tub
from the basement.
TITS mel Izzy Slavinskyl" came 1
voice up the tube. Il help the papel
uht1nt hHu 10 4 ia 70 Glll WlAHG ever
morning so he can get up oily 10 SCI
the baseball game with mel"
Mr.. Jarr, who had reused up
thinking the place on fire, laid strtc
commands on Master SlavinSky no
TO REPEAT the offense. But the mex
morning the bell rang and the whlstll
blew again.
''Its me, Gussie Beplerl" called 81
q voice. I'm out nit the meat 10
breakfast for my fathers customers
and IEzy SlavtDsky says I'm 10 wax
up your Willie 50 he can be Presi
dent and go to the bali game Satur
dry, boo."
sFalnst such laudabld ambition
WHAT could Mr.. Jarr der n