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The New York herald. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1920-1924, 1920-12-19

large manufacturing corporation desires
an experienced representative to market
its product and travel IN South America
must be able % speak Spanish fluently; the
article 10 be marketed is paper product
answers should give frl particulars ne 20
age rafiefr f''v t~e. fI.itH 'v-f' tons held.
Whcti N't. ON Htl salary dc
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statesmen

High grade statesmen. experienced with or
fl0ut clientele an excellent opportunity
those with proven ability for something
new 20 the public to-day. conditional draw
ing account; live leads furnished. Phone APP
pointment. Transair. Vanderbilt o42i.
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SALESMAN. ~ Security Southern national
bank representative, just arrived IN New
York, wants salesman 70 place invest-
ment; opportunity of unusual merit. we need
Immediately few good men whose heads
are not likely 20 be turned by early COMMITS
sion earnings away beyond average. one caii
man only should apply; out OF town repre-
sentatives wanted L. X Morrison, room
1855, Hotel McAlpn 4JE
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DRAFTsMEN.

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A GOOD
POSITION WITH A REAL F'UTURE7
NEVER MIND WHETHER YOU
HAVE EVER HAD ANY SELLING
EXPERIENCE OR NOT. READ THE
BUSINESS BUILDERS ADVERTISE
MENT FOR statesmen.
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GARDENER WORKING SI'PERINTEND-
ENr. MARRIED: LONG ISLAND ESTATE;
NEAR CITY; HOUSE, MILK. VEGETABLES
pROVIpEBs STATE REFERENCES. O e3i
HERALD, FULTON ST.
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Statesmen wanted for Ford cars
and tractors. commission basis
Apply hy letter. Ellis Tiger Co. rs
Gladstone. y. j.
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GLOVES.

Importer and manufacturer OF wonen's
and mems kid gloves wants first class
man for the New England States; must
have following: salary or commission.
+ POS Herald. Herald 50.
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Statesmen


acquainted wholesale OF retail trade lNt-
PORTED KID FABRIC and WOOL GLOVES.
either exclusive or side line: on connli ssion
basis; state territory. 80 Herald Her.
aid 90
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EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY FOR AN

alert, conscientious and energetic sales
man 70 connect with a well established
organization of international scope: for
those who qualify we have a life Job
offering unlimited opportunities expert
ence not essential: men over % preferred.
Can after 10 a. NJ, room 602, 80 Court
ST., Brooklyn.
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! AM LOOKING

for q particular type Of man who Is IN
herontly honest. who can faithfully ron
resent an organization OF national repu-
tation. you may be that particular man.
whom I can place IN a position 70 earn
not less than $500 per year.
Can Room 1917, cc5 9Th av.
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sALEsMENsrocK.

Strong local directorate. Patent revolution
ICES big Industry; contracts signed assure
exceptional dividends; hundreds direct I've
leads; guarantee receptive interview phep-
omenal appeal, exceptional cooperation; men
making large incomes Suite SOB. 30 9Th a..
Ask for Mr.. l..
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BOOKKEEPERS.

BOOkkEEPERS.
ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A GOOD
POSITION WITH A REAL FUTURE2
NEVER MIND WHETHER lou
EXPERIENCE OR NOT. READ THE
BUSINESS BUILDERS ADVERTISE
MENT FOR statesmen.
BOOKKEEPER wanted oy textile manu-
featuring plant in New England who has
had thorough experience In similar line.
Salary at the rate of $4,000 per annum. This
place offers a good future for deserving
man.
Replies that do not give full particulars
will not be noticed. Washington. +. .. Bon
4i6, City Hall station. N y.
BOOKKEEPERS assistant, about %: eXpe-
rienced; splendid opportunity advancement.
State salary to start. j. D., +. Q. box llIS,
City Hall Station.
BOOKKEEPER. experienced in double entry.
TO take charge of office: state salar and
full particulars. d 1906 Herald. Flu st.
BOY, about 16, office position: ambitious !:
splendid opportunity advancement; state
salary TO start. w. II. X, p. o. box IT'S.
City Hall Station.
BoY-Assistant in office OF large architect;
splendid opportunity for bright boy willing
10 work. y 77e Herald. $50 Bway.
BRANCH MANAGER.
Established Wall Street house. enviable
reputation, expanding its sales organization.
Men Of experience preferred though not
essential; highest references required com
mission only. Il. H. H., L. o. box 3T2, City
Hall Station, New York.
BUYER OF MILLINERY. MUST BE MAN
BUYING OF POPULAR PRICED MER-
''HANDISE LINE; THE POSITION RE
4UIREs BUYIMG ToR MANY MILLINERY
KNOWLEDGE OF SUPERVISING AND
MANAGING pEPARTMENTs' Al REFER
ENcE REouIRED; EXGEL I.,iS :, POSI- POSI-
SALARY AND COMMISSION BASIS TO BE
AGREED UPON; GIVE FULL DETAILS IN
ORDER THAT APPLICATION MAY BE
FULLY AND JUSTLY CONSIDERED. i.
NJ. 300 HERALD, HERALD SO.
BUYER Of loose diamonds, must be shrcwd.
know values and be experienced in assert
Ing original series, opportunity Is eNeep-
tional for a man of ability. cN" In conf
deuce age, initial salary ana .l,rlence IN
detail. 72l Herald. Herald square.
BUTLER, useful. Apply between and 3.
Sunday. 227 w 99th.
CASHIER, one who has had experience in
provision line; state experience. salary ex-
pected. 1850 Herald. Harlem.
CHAUFFEUR wanted at Flushing: must be
a
house and grounds; give full particulars.
Address @. b., box s23, Herald Downtown.
CLERK for large silk manufacturer; splen-
did opportunity must have thorough ex-
perience with insids work and handling OF
goods give age, sasary expected and other
full information. 227 Herald. Herald so.
CLERK.-Ledger clerk; young man. $3.50.
good penman, quick and accurate at fig-
urcs and familiar with general office work
state age. experience and salary expected.
=. r.. 206 Herald.
CLERK.-Young man. $3.50, as ledger clerk
not necessarily "a bookkeeper; experienced
in posting. good penman and figurcr 40
dress. giving full particulars. l.. L., 20a
Herald
CLERK.-Stock clcrk, familiar with cleo
trlcal supplies preferred. state age, eX-
pcrience and salary expected. Il i20S Her
aid. Fulton st.
CLERK. between 10 and 90; Intelligent, good
penman good record; state religion. 50
weekly. give names. addresses and refer
ences n 233 Herald. Herald square.
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GENERAL ORGANIZER.

Large, established corporation Is open to
employ r man able 70 organize the foreign
nationalities In the United States. A man
who has had life insurance experience pre-
ferred. This Is n big opportunity for the
man who can qualify. Apply in strict confi-
dence. State experience and salary expected.
" go Herald, Herald so.
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HARDWARE SALESMAN.

NATIONALLY KNOWN BUILDERS HARD
WARE SPECIALITY MANrrFA CTrrRTR
WANTS EXPERIENCED ROAD SALES
MAN FOR ENTIRE ATLANTIC COAST
STATES. GIVE E%PTEtENCE. NATION
Atty, AGE, SALARY AND COMPLETE
500 Herald 2S0 B'way.
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hLESAfEN-pBESS Statesmen To CALL
on OFFICE ASD CITY TRADE. WON
uFRFCL PROPOSITION DIS OFFERED TC,
RIGHT PARTY. Address. STATING
REFERENCES. BOX G6s 20 CABLE Bldg /.
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sell patented office appliance; your pros
pect will buy on one demonstration. +. Q.
Miles 1907 Broadway. Circle 30Ol
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sALEswoMEN WANTED.

Those who are ambitious. anxious 10
Improve their positions and at the same
time double their income; we require IN
telligent and industrious women of force
full personality, age % to 40. Call after
10 A. M. room. Coz, 80 Court ST.
Brooklyn.
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AGENTS WANTED.

Male.
AGENTS Go into permanent business; no
capital required; should net $500 to 5000
first year: guaranteed products. needed In
every home; repeat sales; big profits. old
established concern; products known every
where; many make sales OF $50 to $50 per
day; practical sales helps, advertising mat
ter furnished; sample outfit free. Write to-
qfa ry.r W. 4, Rawlegh Co. 3l4 Liberty ST.
AGENTS wanted, either sex. no experience
required 10 sell Hardy Annie nine drawer
cabinet; sells on sight and means from SOS
money ret, ed n not satisfactory. Flower
City specia ~ Co, 25i Mil st., Rochester.
AGENTS-Mcndng tissue. mend- all fabrics
without use Of needle or thread Big
ff rse NEEw YoRE sPshcTfAIffifs COM
PANf, s44 Union avenue. New York city.
AGENTs-New patented curtain rod. 1eces-
sity In every home, big profit 20 10 20 les
at every house. Write for free samnle.
Homo Curtain Rod Co. Providence, n. T.
AGENTs-sG0-s2o0 week: free samples: gold
sign letters, anyone can put ON store win
dows: big demand: liberal offer 10 general
agents. Metallic Letter Co. 435 ". CLARK,
Chicago
AGENTs.--LARGE MANUFACTURER want,
agents to sell hosiery, underwear shirts.
dresses skirts, waists, shoes, clothing 60
Write for free samples, Madison Mills 5O7
Broadway New York
AGnNTs--sl an hour Tor spare time taking
orders for reversible ralnconts; two coats
IN one: we deliver and collect; outfit free
Thomas Mfg. Co. Section 901G. Dayton,
Ohio.
AGENTS wanted live wires. 70 sell patented
tire chains: small cash Investment re-
duired; large returns Address Gchartow
Mfg. Co. box ~ So milwaukee,, wis.
AGENTS. wonderful seller 06c profit every
dollar sales license unnecessary; no stock
10 carry; sample free. Mission. 2Sf9 w
Pico. Los Angeles. Cal
AGENTS--Free sample greatest washing
tablet proposition: profits az high as ne
on dollar. exclusive territory. IT, Thayer
manufacturer. 2iii Clybourn av., Chicago.
A business OF your own make sparkling
glass name plates, numbers. checker boards
medallons, signs; biz illustrated book free.
L. Palmer. 100. Wooster Ohio.
BIG profits selling duplex transformera,
every auto owner needs them, save gas,
Danish spark plug trouble; exclusive terri
tory; write quick Jubilee Mfg Co., 81S6,
Station G, Omaha, Neb.
SEND for free toilet soap sample aud $40
cash refund offer. Lacassia Co., Dept.
CO. 81. Louis. Mo.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1920-02-14

Streets in Alexandria a. big gar
age building where the show will
take place some time in March.
and the dates will be announced
later.
At this show every make of
car. both passenger cars sand
trucks that are sold in Alexan-
dria will be exhibited. Tires of
all makes and accessories also
will be there. 1t will be an ex-
eellent opportunity for a pros
pective buyer to see all of the
best makes of cars together, and
will give him an opportunity to
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Alexandria Automobile Show.

1t is not often the people of
this community have an Sppor-
tunity to attend all Automobile
Show, unless they travel a long
ways to New York or Chicago
where the big shows are neld
every year. But now everybody
will have an opportunity to at
tend a. first class Automobile
Show in Alexandria. The Auto
motive Trades Association of
that city and the Chamber of
Commerce of Alexandria are CO.
operating in working up this
great affair. and every citizen of
this community is extended a
special invitation to attend.
There is just being completed
at the corner of 4th and johnson
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est assault will have the slight
est effect upon the people of the
Eighth district, whose interests
Mr.. Aswell has served so dill
gently, so faithfully and so ably.
They need no advice from The
Item in the matter of represen-
tation at Washington. Shreve-
port Times.
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weigh carefully all points of
each make.
This paper will carry adver-
tisements setting forth the show
in detail and it would be well for
each reader Of this paper to
watch these ads and arrange to
attend the show.
The Colfax chronicle. [volume] (Colfax, Grant Parish, La.) 1877-1981, 1920-02-14

First Quarterly Conference for 1920.
The first quarterly conference
of the Colfax and Montgomery
charge, Alexandria district. was
held at Colfax Feb. 8, 1920, Rev.
H. w. May, presiding elder, in
the chair, and Rev. J. O. Ben
nett, preacher in charge. and
H. G. Goodwin. ]. @. Long and
j. T. McMurry present.
The stewards of Colfax re-
ported $191.75 paid in for quart
erage. and those Of Montgomery
$85. Is, applied $243. &c to preach
er in charge and 1924 to presid-
ing elder.
The statictiical report for 1915
shows the following amounts
were paid: For presiding elder,
500. 90; preacher in charge,
1902. 90; conference work, $115.
90; Home mission special SIG. co.
foreign mission, $36. 90; Sunday
school supplies $82. 10; expended
for church and parsonage 500. 90
incidental expenses, $65. 90; rails.
ed by Sunday schools $182. 90
raised by woman's home mission
500. 90; for orphange, S132. CO.
Centenary fund, $817.00; specia
conference claimants, $34. 90
grand total, So, 191. 80.
On motion duly seconded H.
G. Goodwin, Centenary secre
tary, had the following commit
tee elected to assist him in max
| ing Centenary collections: Miss
Ethel Bennett, Mrs. j. T. Nc
hurry, ]. E. STAFFORD.
Montgomery was selected al
the next place to hold the quart
erly conference.
j. @. LONG. Sec'ty.
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Estray Notice.

Taken up at my place near Garnette,
La. one pale red heifer with little
white spot in right flank and on loins.
About two years old. No mark. Brand
in shape of clevis pin on right hip.
Animal came to my place about Aug.
l, 1919. Owner please come forward,
prove property and pay charges and
take animal away. G. 7. ALLEN,
ja31-3t Garnette, La.
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Don't Negl..ct Your Eyes Until Too
Late.

Don't Negl.ct Your Eyes Until Too
Late.
Nature warns you of the dar-
ger of eye strain. have your eyes
tested and 81 asses prescribed by
B. /. FRIEDMAN
of Natchitoches, registered or
tonetrist who makes regular Wis.,
its in this territory every 90 days.
he will sure please you and will be
at the Brinker Hotel. Co..fax, on
Monday and Tuesday. Feb. 16
and II, be sure to call.
Yours for good sight,
B. |. FRIEDMAN,
Doctor Of Optics.
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For tie Children.

Too much care cannot be exercised in
selecting cough medicine for children.
1t should be pleasant to take. contain
no harmful drug and most effectual in
curing their coughs and colds. Long
experience has shown that Chamber
lain . Cough Remedy meets these con-
ditions. 1t is = favorite with many
mothers. adv. 81
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ColfaX, La, Feb. 3, 1920.
The mayor and board of alder
men of the town of Colfax met
this day in regular session.
Present.. @. Long, mayor,
ana Aldermen w. C. Carnahan,
C. w. Williams and A. M. Good
wyn, H. B. Faraldo- Abs mt
P. A. Dean
Minutes of, Jan. 6, Jan. 13 and
Jan. 16 read and approved.
A bill was presented by j. w.
Duncan Co. Ltd, 500. 60 for san
itary toilet cans ordered in 1913
on order of the board of health.
On motion of C. w. Williams,
seconded by A. M. Goodwin the
bill was allowed and ordered
paid, Aldermen Williams, Carna-
han and Goodwin voting yeas
and Alderman Faraldo voting
nay.
The bill of Colfax Chronicle
for $500 for printing primary
election tickets was allowed and
ordered paid.
The marshal reported the fol-
lowing collections: Taxes $3.50. :
IS; Licenses $1,000. Total $685.
35.
The mayor reported sale of
grave lots as follows: J.J. Wag-
oner. q lot $1,000; Henry O'Neal,
| Il lot $500. Total SIS. 90.
Mr.. L. M. Coins appeared be-
fore the body with the PROPOSE
ton that the town allow him
So. so per month for attending to
the parish court house clock, the
police jury agreeing to pay like
amount. On motion the PROPOSE
ton submitted was rejected.
On Motion Of H. B. Faraldo,
seconded by c.. w. Williams, a
bonus of $4,000 was granted
/ and ordered Maid r. IT Hall o,t.
going superintendent of the light
plant, this being amount paid by
him for a helper in operating the
plant during 1919.
| On motion the board adjourn.
ed to meet Feb. 10, 1920.
j. @. LONG,
| A. M. GOODWIN, Mayor.
| Secretary.
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Woodrow Wilson Warrior.

Secretary Daniels in a speech
at a dinner of the New York
Democratic Club, given in honor
of National Chairman Homer S.
Cummings, gave President Will
son credit for initiating a pro-
gram which reduced the German
submarine menace to a minimum
and materially curtailed the
length of the war.
In his speech, Secretary Dan
iels declared that President Will
son had been the first to propose
that the German submarines be
prevented from leaving their
bases and roaming the seas.
His suggestion set American
naval men to thinking and as a
result the North Sea barrage was
devised and built. This modern
marvel of naval warfare proved
the most powerful factor IN tam
ing the U-boats of the Kaiser
and Tirpitz.
= = y The revelation made
by Secretary Daniels is highly in
teresting inasmuch as it shows
the great versatility of Woodrow
Wilson. Throughout the war
emergency he proved himself as
no other executive of the nation
before him. After the war. he
went to Europe and proved him,
self as able at the peace table as
he had been as the Communicating
chief of the American military
and naval forces.
Despite all criticism which the
opposition may make, Woodrow
Wilson stands out in bold relief
as the greatest man of his time
and the greatest of presidents of
the United States. in war or
peace. Shreveport Times.
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Attacking Mr.. Aswell

The narrow partisanship and
the spirit of injustice and intol-
erance of the New Orleans Item
not TO mention its inconsistency
could hardly be better illustrat-
ed than in an attack it makes on
members of the Louisiana dele
cation who supported Col. Stubs
and Mr.. Aswell of the Eight dis
trict in particular.
The two Senators Mr.. Rams
dell and Mr.. Gay, and Messrs.
O'Connor, Wilson, Watkins and
Dupre are abused for having
'let their allegiance to a sinister
policial element to outweigh their
duties to the people who sent
them to Washington and come
home to fight for the Ward Boss
Machine" or for having written
in support of Col. Stubs.
DR.. Aswell is singled out for
a gross assault and his defeat at
the hands of the people of his
district demanded.
The element of justice is too
ingrained in the people of Louis
lana to assume that any impress
sion adverse to the senators or
to Messrs. O'Connor, Watkins.
Wilson and Dupre will be made
by the The Items criticism.
They were not moved by their
allegiance to a sinister political
element. They only exercised
the prerogative belonging to
them as Democrats to express
their preferences in Democrat
ic primary in favor of an able,
clean-minded. and outstanding
young Democrat for whom more
than $1,000 other Democrats,
4O. QO0. of them in the country.
voted.
In this respect they did nomore
than Mr.. Whit P. Martin, the
member from the Third district
Mr.. Martin wrote numerous LETT
tiers in Mr.. Parker's interest.
He wrote letters for publication
in the press. He left his seat in
Washington to come to Louisi-
ana to help elect Mr.. Parker and
he voted for Mr.. Parker, and
how effective was his interest
and energy in the campaign is
shown by the fact that his parish
went for Mr.. Parker although
considered a sure Stubs parish.
Why should the senators and
representatives who supported
Col. Stubs be the subject of The
Items ugly insinuations and Mr..
Martin be held blameless for do
ing precisely what he did?
M. Aswell, we have said, is
the particular target of The
Items abuse. He is assailed
with extraordinary vindictive-
ness for coming to Louisiana and
venturing to politically attack
Mr.. Parker and he is referred to
as jumping to the crack Of the
Ward Boss whip and the Eighth
district is called upon to defeat
him with The Items aid.
But not one word of reproach
has The Item for Congressman
]. Y. Sanders of the Sixth dis
trict, once the object of its deri-
sion and denunciation as the King
of the Ward Bosses-this same
]. Y. Sanders who. last August
while all the rest of the Louis
lana delegation were at their
posts) spent a month in Louisi.
ana 'politicking" with the Lib
erty League. to the neglect of
vitality important Legislation
pending before the committee of
which he is a member; who came
here in the Parker campaign
long before Mr.. Aswell did and
tramped from one end of the
State to the other pleading Mr..
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Official Proceedings of the Board of
Aldermen of the Town of Colfax.

Official Proceedings of the Board of
Aldermen of the Town of Colfax.
Colfax, La, Jan. 16. 1920.
The mayor and board of alder
men of the Town Of Colfax, La,
met this day on call of the mayor.
Present.. @. Long, mayor,
and aldermen w. C. Carnahan,
P. A. Dean and A. M. Goodwin.
Absent-Faraldo and Williams.
The mayor stated to the board
that E. 7. Hall had resigned as
superintendent of the light plant.
the same taking effect immedi-
ately.
On motion Mr.. Halls resigna-
ton was accepted to take effect
at once.
Mr.. M. M. Mandot being pres
ent, the mayor was authorized
to employ Mr.. Mandot as super
intendent of the light plant, at
the same salary and commissions
that Mr.. Hall was to receive for
the year 1920.
The board then adjourned SUBJ
ject to call of the mayor.
J. @. LONG,
A. M. GOODWIN, Mayor.
Secretary.
Arizona republican., 1920-09-05

ditched when a few careless persons
swallowed their knives. Surgeons
didn't ike to be called away from their
own dinners to sew up slices in faces
of careless knife handlers.
So knife juggling at tables ceased.
The anti-knife law, though really
owed its existence to the gang then
putting newly invented forks on the
market
So goes the knife.
Years and years ago, when only the
best people had knives on the table it
was q mark of distinction to be able to
use a knife on ones food.
Before then, the diners used a sharp
stick to spear their food out of the
common stew bowl.
Did you know that when the stick
custom was first inaugurated those
happy folks who had been digging the
roast beef out of the kettle with their
hands kicked like blazes?
They insisted one could get his share
only by going after the food with his
hands. Others said this was unfair TO
persons with small hands. The small
hand crowd won. Eating sticks came
in, to- be followed by the knife, and
then the fork.
Arizona republican., 1920-09-05
Such u
FL Il Is

!. Fashions latest ultimatum sticks the
|knife (figuratively speaking) into the
table knife.
Use a fork.
Yes. it is hard. but fashion is fash
ion, custom is not to be denied, and
dictates are dictates.
If you want to be really there don't
use the table knife. Keep your hands
off it. Let it lie in calm repose.
Use your fork.
What though the meat is tough, Saw
at it with your folk. Knives are reIe-
gated to the kitchen where one peels
potatoes and slices bread.
Oh, my goodnessi No Well bred
parsonage uses his knife to chop UP
the array of food upon his plate He
whacks at il with his fork. This has
pne advantage. You won't eat so hur
siedly, not If the beefsteak is like beef
steak always is. And, maybe it will
persuade butchers from selling sole
leather as tenderloin.
When Hector was pup a knife was
y handy implement to have on the ta-
BILE One used it. 1t came in handy
cutting things into mouthful size, and
tLen one could transfer quite a col
lection of food from the plate to the
lips on a nice broad knife
But this pleasant practice was