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| marriage of their youngest daugh.
| ter. Miss celia Smoot. to Mr.. f. J
| NibIey of Salt Lake City. The we'd
ding will take place the first week
| of October. the exact date stu await
| ing the return of the senator iron
| Los Angeles. where he went. VIII
| Mrs. Smoot. to take a brief vacation
Mrs. Smoot has been in poor health
! for several years and last winter par
| ticipated only occasionally in socia
events. For this reason the we'd
ding will be shorn of the usual &C
cessories, and the young people, after
a brief jaunt into the nearby noun
tains. will reside in Salt Lake city
Mr.. Nibley is the youngest son of a
we'll known Utah politician, and his
sister Alice about ten years ago mar
ried Harold Smoot. the son OF senator
Smoot. Mr.. and Mrs. Harold Smoot
spent a winter in Washington and
have many friends here.
The prospective bride came to the
capital as quite young girl, and
was presented to society at the nome
of her parents, on Connecticut ave-
nue., about three years ago. She is
fond of athletics and interested In
social events generally.
a pretty home wedding occurred
Tuesday, August 81, when Miss Ethel
Hazard became the bride of Howard
Crawford of Ironton. Ohio. The we'd
the brides parents. at 212 Buffalo
avenue, Takoma Park, Md. only rela-
tives and intimate friends being pres
emit.
The ceremony was performed by
Rev. Thomas Brown of the Takoma
Park Baptist Church.
The bride was smartly attired in
a suite of taupe duvetyn and large
black velvet hat embroidered in rose
and blue wool. She carried a large
bouquet of pink roses. Miss Julia
Du Val. cousin of the bride, who
was her only attendant. wore a white
organdie dress. Mr.. ]. Bond Smith
was best man.
Immediately after the ceremony
Mr.. and Mrs. Crawford left for a
two-week northern trip. They will
return to the brides home.
Mrs. Richard H. Townsend, who
has spent the greater part of the sea-
son at Bar Harbor. will return to her
home on Massachusetts avenue late
this month.
Mrs Thomas F. Walsh is returning
to her home on Massachusetts avenue
today after an absence of several
weeks. She attended both national
conventions, and after leaving San
President and Mrs. Marshall on a
trip to points of interest in Califor-
mia and in the west.
Gen. w. w. Wotherspoon, U. S. A.
and Mrs. Wotherspoon. who were al
Jamestown, r. l., for the summer
will spend next winter in Washing
ton. They will arrive here soon to
select a home.
Mrs. James B. AIeshire will return to
Washington from Honolulu some time
in October.
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best man. and left last night for the
Connecticut city, in company with his
sister. Miss Minnie Carroll.
Among those leaving today to par
ticipate in the pre-nuptial festivities
are: Mr.. NJ C. Carroll. Mrs. Harry r.
Carroll, Mr.. and Mrs. Michael Dowd
and their daughters, Aileen and Rika;
Mr.. and Mrs. Z. ]. Lowry and Mr.. and
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st. Joseph's Church, New London.
with the Rev. Joseph NJ. Sullivan,
S. NJ, of the Catholic University. q
classmate of the bridegroom, offici-
ating.
Mr.. Harry r. Carroll is to be the
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Mrs. D. ]. Callahan and their daugh-
tiers, Miss Dorothy Callahan and Miss
Margaret Callahan. the latter to be
one Of the bridesmaids.
The wedding breakfast is to be
served at the Oswegatchie Country
Club, and guests are expected from
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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-09-05

Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Lyon celebrated
their thirtieth wedding anniversary
+, by giving a garden fete at their home,
| Lyonhurst, in Virginia, Friday even
| ing. more than a hundred guests, IN
| Guiding many high officials from
Washington and nearby points in Vlr-
ginia, being present.
The lawn was lighted by dozens OF
! gay Chinese lanterns, and huge bon
| fire in the middle of the lawn lent an
artistic and picturesque aspect. There
was music and dancing. and from the
elevation of Lyonhurst splendid
view by moonlight was had of the
! surrounding country.
The Secretary of Interior, Judge
John Barton Payne, Col. Charles L.
Potter of the Mississippi river com
mission and Mrs. Potter. Mr.. Win
throp NJ. Daniels of the interstate
Commerce Commission, Mr.. and Mrs.
Clyde B. Aitchison of the Interstate
Commerce Commission and number
of others went from Washington for
the event.
Among the guests from a distance
were Mr.. and Mrs. Ziba Bennitt of
Pine Bluff, Ark. the latter the sister
of Mrs Lyon. and their adopted
daughter. Miss Pauline Bennitt
Wright, and Mrs. ]. w. Craig and
daughter. sister and niece of Mrs.
] Lyon. Mr.. and Mrs. Bennitt have
| concluded lU,uuU-Inlle dutOHODile
| trip and came to New York and
Washington to meet Miss Wright
who returned from trip to Europe
with the daughters of Mr.. and Mrs
| Lyon.
| Miss Dorothy bennett, who was
graduated from the University OF
Wisconsin in June, returned yester-
day to the home of her parents. Mr.
and Mrs Fred bennett, and will re-
main in Washington for the coming
year In college Miss bennett took
part in many college activities. in
GLIDING the senior class play. ir
which she had the leading role. After
graduation Miss bennett spent hel
time in visiting friends in northern
WISCONSIN. Her brother. Midshipmar
Rodney bennett. has just returne d
from the midshipman cruise and will
be in Washington during his Sep.
TENDER leave from the Naval Acad-
envy at Annapolis.
Mr.. and Mrs. Samuel Koones have, as
guests over the week end Mr.. and
Mrs J. Hammond Siler of Berkeley
Springs, Va. Miss Katherine Koones
is on motor trip with Mr.. and Mrs
/ Willoughby s. Chesley and Mr.. Will
lloughby S. Chesley. jr. The latter
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Harrison, Governor General of the
Philippines, and granddaughter of
Mrs. Constance Cary Harrison. the
we'll known writer
Mr.. Baird is native of Akron, Ohio
and was educated at Harvard. He
served as captain of artillery in the
1st United States Division during the
war, and since his return to civil life
has spent much time at the home of
his brother, Mr.. A. V. Baird, Della
plane, Va.
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visit the Chesley summer home, Loeb
Lynn, at Deer Park, Md.

Mrs. Thomas Smyth Wallis enter
tanned last evening in her home. Ell
lenwood, Cherrydale, Va. the mem
bers of the national body of the Wash
ington Chapter Of the Colonial Danes
of the Seventeenth Century. Miss
Florence fancy and Miss S. May
Washington. national officers. were
present, Miss Washington being also
state president for Kentucky. Mrs.
Florence jackson Stoddard was
elected regent for Washington and
will be assisted by Mrs. Wallis as
vice regent. Mrs. Blanche Porreyson
was elected regent for Virginia
wedding of Interest Here.
Neutrality-suspicious. will be much in
evidence at New London, Conn.,, We'd
nesday morning. when Mr.. Louis de
Sassure Carroll of this city will be
| married to Miss Una Carine Dona-
hoe of Baltic. Conn.,, at the summer
home of the latter's parents.
The wedding is the outcome of q
pretty romance. The bridegroom Is
a prominent young business man OF
the city, being junior member of the
| Carroll Electric Company AS soor
as this country declared war he gave
his attention to government WORK
and labored untiringly day and night
/ to meet the nations demands anc
needs in the electrical field. In the
| few and far-between breathing spells
| he managed to pay court to Miss Don.
ahoe. who was a member of the 192l
class at Trinity College, Brookland
ID. c. And so friends were not sur
prised to receive invitations to thell
! wedding, which is to take place al
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| Mrs. Poe White is the guest Of Mrs.
! John Hedges at Easthampton, L. l.,
after a visit at Newport She will re-
turn to Washington this month.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Henry B. F. Macfar-
land attended Friday. at Ottawa. the
reception given by the Governor Cen
eral of Canada and the Duchess of
'Devonshire in honor of the Canadian
Bar Association. of which Mr.. Mac,
farland is IAN honorary member and
which he addressed. Former Presi-
dent Taft was made an honorary
member of the association following
his address on Wednesday.
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Mr.. and Mrs. Fairfax Harrison have
announced from Warrenton. Va, the
engagement of their daughter Ur-
suia to Mr.. Charles Julian Baird, the
marriage to- take place this autumn.
Miss Harrison is popular in society
in Washington, Baltimore and Rich
mond She is "a niece of Mr.. Burton
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-09-05

Miss Smo0t to Wed.
Washington friends Of Senator and
Mrs. Reed Smoot of Utah have re-
ceived the news Of the approaching
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The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12
A. c. |. SHOPS At ]
WAyCROsS BURNED
SATURDAY NIGHT

The A. c. l.. Shops at Waycross
were badly damaged by fire Satur'
day night, when fire. starting from an
explosion of an acetylene pipe swept
through the shops, destroying the
car shops. erecting and macnine
shops, doing damage estimated at a
quarter of a million dollars.
1t was stated in dispatches yester
day that 5000 men would tie idle, but
Supt. Council stated this morning
that there are only about 5000 men
employed in Waycross and none Q,
these would be out of employment, az
their services were needed, and they
would be put to work in various de-
partments. Asked if there was any
possibility of Lakeland getting tht
shops Mr.. Council stated this was I'M
possible, as Waycross was a centra
point, and they would be rebuilt Their
az soon as material could be secured
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12
{. N. SMA|LES DIES
At WAYCROSS; FUNERAL
HERE TOMORROW

The many friends Of Mr.. E. M.
Smailes were shocked to learn of his
death. which occurred yesterday
morning at o'clock at the A. C.L.
hospital at Waycross, Ga.
Mr. Smailes had been i'll for over
year, having been stricken with
paralysis, from the effects of which
he never recovered. He made fire.
guent trips to the hospital in Way
cross, and the last time he went was
three months ago, since which time
he has been in quite critical condi-
ton.
Deceased was a member OF the
First Methodist church and was held
in the highest respect by large cir
Gle of friends. He was So years O
age. He leaves to mourn his loss
wife, one son, Edward, and two sis
tiers, Mrs. J. D. Allen, of this cit!
and Mrs. Clarence Smith, of Jack
sonville.
The funeral services will be con
, Quoted at the First Methodist churc
tomorrow afternoon at o'clock b
Rev. L. D. Lowe, interment bein
made in Roselawn cemetery. Tn
deepest sympathy Of their man
: friends goes out to the bereaved fam
t lily in their great loss.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12
CITRUS EXCHANGE
BUYS fine SITE; WILL
PUT UP $4,000
PACKING HOUSE

AT meeting OF the members of the
Lakeland Citrus Growers Association
held at the packing house Saturday
afternoon, it was decided to buy a
site is bounded on the west by Iowa
L. right of way, part of which is now
occupied by the Marley Brown Groc-
cry Company. and owned by Mr.. D.
C. Boswell. The property to be pur-
chased also consists of the 100 foot
lot adjoining this on the east owned
by the Ellis Deem estate, and also lis
feet east of that owned by the Lake
land Lumber & Supply Company The
site is bound on the west by Iowa
avenue and runs back from the rail
road to Rose street on the south.
On this magnificent location the as.
ISOLATION plans to erect moder,
packing house to cost between $50,
OOO and $6U,UUu, winch is 10 De equip
ped with the latest and most ap
proved packing machinery. TIL
building will be two-story tire,proo
structure, either OF brick or concrete
and it is said will be one Of the larg
est and most modern in the state.
1t is expected to get the new build
ing ready in time to handle the mex
seasons crop, but the old packin
house will be kept in running orde
until the new building is complete
, and equipped. The association IS
be congratulated upon their progre'
sive action in occurring this fine prof.
erty and planning the erectio OF ne
quarters for the fast growing bus
ness.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12
FLORIDA MIDLAND
MEDICAL SOCIETY
WEDNESDAY

M The Florida Midland Medical Socie-
w meets here Wednesday, April IA,
the morning session being held at the
CITY Hall and the afternoon session
at the Woman's Club building. me
following is the program
Morning session-1o:3o
Call to order. Reading minutes.
Report New members.
Papers:
"Dynamics Of Cardiac Action
DR.. w. A. Stanley, Lakeland.
2. points in the Diagnosis OF
Syphilis Bennett V. Caffee
Winter Haven.
3. Treatment Of Trachoma by
Negative Pressure Dr. J. G. Cand
Ter, Tampa.
Symposium. Diagnosis Of Acute.
Abdominal Diseases:
(a). Relation OF the surgeon to-:
DIR. r. r. Kline, Lakeland.
| (b). Relation Of the Surgeon to:
DIR. J. S. MacEwan, Orlando
| (c). Relation of Rontgenologis
lto:"-Dr. Claude v. Gautier, Lake
land.
\ (dD. Relation of Gastro-Enter'
,.tlogist to:"--Dr. Burdett Smith. Tan
.'jpa.
Discussion--Opened by DR.. J.
= simmons, Arcadia, DR.. Earl McRa
i Tampa, DR.. R. e. Wilhoyte, Lal
J Wales.
q Luncheon-1:00 P. M.-Woman
. Club.
Subject-"Which the Create
J. Blessing to Humanity"
Surgery-By DR.. J. w. Alsobrook
Medicine--By DR.. B. v. Caffee.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12

Haines City has invited the POLK
kounty Sunday School Association to
kold their next convention there
rbis invitation has been accepted.
knril 2Sth is the date selected for this
meeting. A very interesting program
+ being prepared and Sunday school
sorkers all over the county are pre-
baring to attend. Morning and after
hoon sessions only. Dinner on tn
grounds.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12

During the rain storm TINS a''er'
noon, a bolt Of lightning struck the
large oak tree in front Of Miss Lela
Galloway's home on Massachusetts
avenue, burning in two a couple OF
electric light wires. For few MN
,tes we thought the Telegram build
mo had been hit, but having seen the
eash in the tree and a burning lint
foil we knew we were still in the
land Of the living. Luckily no one
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12

The Elks Minstrel to be given at
hte Auditorium, April IA, promises TO
no the hest Elks Minstrel ever given.
The Auditorium Four" are going TO
give musical act entitled "A Trip
Through LAKELAND" Mike Dorsett is
going to speak on prohibit prohibition
and "Flute' Mcintyre is going to put
on his wireless telephone act when
is a scream from start to hnlsh
These are only some of the special
ties with the big show.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12

Mr.. and Mrs. F. w. Grayam, VINO
bre at present living in Sanford, have
Eleased their attractive bungalow IN
|Dixieland to Mr.. and Mrs. Grady
|peen for the Period Of a year They
|declined to sell it, being desirious OF
retaining this property interest IN
lakeland, where they hope again 10
make their home. The many frlends
! Of this popular couple will be pleased
10 know that they are comfortapl!
and pleasantly located in Sanford ano
are ENJOYING life in the Celery City
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12

The Baraca-Philathea convention
|me to a close in Tampa Saturday
Ia Mr. J. Hardin Peterson, Of this
| '. VS. again chosen to head the or
(n;zation for another year, which i
| honor which his friends much ap
Leciate being bestowed upon him
ka next meeting will be held il
radentown.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12

NJ, M F. Hetherington and son
h. Marion Hetherington, left yester-
av for Balsam, N. c. to look after
hme improvements on a farm Mr.
Ietherington Owns there. These i'm
kovements will include planting
|rmher Of fruit trees-apples. peach
!. pears, plums, cherries, grapes
aspberries, gooseberries' ETC., tn
haa being to make it an attractlv
hlmmer place.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12

h,on F. B Stoneman and wife o.
[.n; are distinguished visitors il
e;ty, having arrived today, the
(nor TO take in the sessions Of the
igbts Templar Conclave and the
|. - the Grand Chapter Order Of
storm Star. They made the trip IL
H. car, and are loud in their praise
Dolly county's velvet highways.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12

and this paper would be glad to see
him elected Judge Blarton has wide
acquaintance over the district, having
been reared in Hillsborough county
prac,iced law in Tampa, and with his
wide acquaintance in Polk county be
will no doubt poll big vote.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12
Warner Hardware Company
"Most Everything In Hardware"
MAKE WARMERS CORNER YOUR CORNER

Dentistry-By DR.. j. P. Getzen.
Law-By Attorney J. H. Peterson
Ministry-By Rev. J. F. Bell.
Afternoon Session--2:30
Subject-"Cons Of Health.
(a). Relation of the Physician
DR.. J. f. Wilson, Lakeland.
(b). Relation of the Surgeon;
DR.. Earl McRae, Tampa.
(c). Relation of the Dentist: =
DR.. Robert l. Hart, Tampa.
(d). Relation of the Health OH
Ger DR.. H. O. Snow, Tampa.
(e). Relation Of the District
Nurse: DIR. Geo, G. Barton. Lake
land.
(f). Relation Of the Layman: =
Attorney J. H. Peterson, Lakeland
Discussion-Opened by B. V. Catfee
| M. d.. Winter Haven; c. B. Weeks
Phi. G., Lakeland; J. H. Coffee, M
H.. Arcadia; G. H. Wilson, M. d.
Barlow.
| Officers
President M. AlsObrook, M. ID.
Plant City.
FIRST Vice-President-O. B. Lewis
I'M. D., Fort Meade.
Second Vice-President - Burdet
Smith, M. d., Tampa.
Secretary-Treasurer-R. R. Kline
I'M. d., Lakeland.
\ In the days Of the Pharoahs some
the most sacred religious Offices wer
held by women.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12

DR. G. F. Theel has moved to his
country home at Medulla, which nc
has recently built, and on which ne
has spent much time and attention
His flower garden is especially beau
tiful, and many persons stop to ad
mire It in passing.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12
NOTICE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR

All Sir knights and visiting
Knights are requested to meet at the
Masonic Hall at o'clock tonight
when the Knights Templar degree
will be conferred.
H. l.. SWATTS, E. G.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12
Engagement Announced

Mr.. and Mrs. J. s. Starting an
no(nce the engagement OF their
daughter, Leona, to Mr.. Lewis Seirup,
of Jacksonville, the wedding to take
place early in June.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12

Judge Kelsey Blanton, county )uag4
Of Polk county, announces that ne
will be candidate from this con-
yressional district to the Democratic
national convention. Judge Bianton
has all the necessary qualifications
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12
. = O o q q u u II q q u n
|, Ak Ell A ND
| A 6 0 MIC S

| : . 9 q q Il q q n q q q y
IT,. W. H. English, Of Nichols
Miss Lessie Ormsby, has pur'
I'D If Mr.. Nichols, the attrac-
/ BUNGALOW at 1903 West Lime street
| - che and her little daughter
1, occupy on May LIST. Mrs. Eng
t. many friends will be pleased t
III she is to move to Lakeland.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12
CARD OF THINKS

| desire to thank the many friends
for their kindly acts of sympathy dur
ing the last illness and death Of my
beloved husband. Especially do /
wish to thank the members OF Lake
land Lodge IT'S. B. of r. r., Tor their
many kindnesses. - J
MRS. B. r. TURNER .,4l
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12
MILK TIC

There is just one place you can get
the finest quality Of pure, sweet milk
for tic per quart, and that is out OF
a Kim can. Have you can OF 1t on
your pantry shelf?
MRS. ]. F. HOUGHTON,
292 Blue. 3O1 >. Iowa Ave.
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12
NOTICES r. & A. N.

On account Of the Grand Command
ery. there will be no meeting tonight
of Lakeland Lodge No. 81 F. & A.. M
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12

was hurt, and crew from the light
plant soon had the damage repaired
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12

Average maximum II; average 49,
~
imum SIS; rainfall, 1.2S.
Deficiency of rainfall for JarmMu
as compared with same period WI zss1
year, S25.
A. J. HOLWORTHv,
Cooperative Observer
April Z, 1920.
FOR SALE-New Ford Touring Cs1e,
selfstarter, to arrive in next eDp-
load. No use for it now Auusse y
| Box 10 b., Lakeland Mne
The Lakeland evening telegram. (Lakeland, Fla.) 1911-1922, 1920-04-12

In the days Of the Phar0ahs some OF
the most sacred religious Offices were
held by women.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-13
MONEY FOR ALASKA ROADS.

The milion-a-year" road program does not mean 70 limit the expenditures for roads in Alaska to $ 1000 Qo0 year. It program which calls for appropriations in that amount from the Fedora GcNernnent to be expended through the Alaska Boar6 of Road Commissioners, Army organization. II addition to these appropriations by Congress in tho Army Bill, the Alaska program contemplates the ex penditure of approximately $900,000 more derived through other sources. Partly based passed in for various funds and through other funds il is hoped to have applied Alaska elsewhere the suggested program includes $125 ,oo0 a year from tEe Alaska Fund, fund resulting from the Alask cccupational tax law expended by the Road Commis. sion $150000 from the forest funds for cooperative roads in the national forests, expended by tho Bureau of Public Roads $275,000 for co-operativ, post roads, expended also by the Bureau of Public Roads, and $200,000 through the Territorial Road Commission heretofore appropriated directly the Territorial Treasury by the Legislature
 The working this program would produce approximately $1,So0,00o for next year, and that would increase the years go. II should pass the s2, 2,OOOOoO mark soon, and if pulp development should reach expectations il would surpass that amount early date
 With such fund this for cooperative road building in Alaska development would be encouraged as never before in the history the North It would not be many years until the resources Of Alaska would be made accessible, and our population would increase in manner that would be satisfactory.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-13
Luke McLuke Says

You may have noticed that the ! matter of Luck never seems to be sery successful.
 Instead of pensioning the poor fel- low, most people act like the father If twelve children ought to be in Jaii.
 A farmer may live in a $500 house. But he usually has $3,000 barn and | $3,000 automobile.
 Before he gets her he says How womanly!" when she does anything. But after he gets her he says: That's just like a woman!' when she does thing.
 During the war they eliminated the nside vest pocket to save material. But they have restored it since t was discovered that it is dandy 9lace to hide a pint.
 My, how things have changed! What has become of the O. f. boy who used slate and a slate pencil in school?
 There is a vast difference between he word Firm and the word Obstin ate. F'rinstance, You are Firm, but 1our Wife is Obstinate.
 Modern girls do not seem to know hat the way to make a man run liter girl is for the girl to run away from him.
 We do not know much. But we do know that wife never fails to convict her husband on Circumstan- tial Evidence.
 If you can get Wise Man to take i've drinks of bottled booze, he'll be just as big fool as the rest of us.
 The men of other nations have it on American men when it comes to dress But the American girl is the smartest dressed woman in the world.