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The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
How to Treat
A Torpid Liver

The liver is the largest and most i'm
portant organ In the body, and when the
liver refuses to act It causes constipa-
ton, biliousness. headaches, indigestion,
gas sour stomach. bad breath, dysen-
terry, diarrhoea, pains in back and under
shoulder blades and under ribs on right
side These symptoms lead TO colds. In
nuenza or other serious troubles unless
corrected Immediately.
An inactive liver places an extra bur
den on the kidneys, which overtaxee
them and causes the blood TO absorb and
carry into the system tho Impurities that
the liver and kidneys have failed TO elifn-
mate.
When you treat the liver alone, you
treat only a third OF your trouble and
that is why you have to take pursatives
every few nights. Calomel or other ordi-
nary laxatiyes 90 not 60 far enough ~
you would treat your kidneys and blood
while treating the liver you would put
your entire system In order and frequent
purgauves woMG then be unnecessary.
Dr. w /. Hitchcock many years ago
recognized these Important facts, and aft
er much study and research compounded
what IS now known as Or. Hitcacock' 3
Liver. Kidney and Blood Powders. three
medicines combined in one. This woe the
Doctors favorite prescription Tor many
years, being used by his patients with
marked success. It Is q harmless ycge-
table remedy that viii not make y0u
sick, and you may eat anything you Ike
while taking It.
Get q large tin box from your druggist
or dealer for &c, under his personal guar
antee that It will give relief. tone UP the
liver. stimulate the kidneys 70 healthy
action and thereby purify the blood u
your dealer will not supply you. y will
be mailed direct by the Hitchcock Medi-
cine Co. Atlanta, Ca, upon receipt Ct
price.--Adv.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
What Could the Peor 0Irf po?

Aunt Maria--I shan't take you 10
the seashore this summer, Edith. Last
year during the two months you spent
there you we're engaged to half dozen
different men.
Niece-But, auntde, what could I do9
I'd hardly got engaged to one young
man before his vacation would DC
over and he'd have to go back TO the
city, and that's the way it went. Il
was Just horrid. You can see it wasn' t
my fault.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

In the showing Of a pic@rial news
weekly IN movie house M Gan Diego,
the operator flashed on the screen a
plcture OF two distinguished French
generals, riding IN an automobile
Crowds lined the pavemsnts their
umbrellas up and wuter dripping from
their hats. suddenly from the audi
cnee came the awed cry;
eMy Gawd. it's stili ralnin' over
there. America Legion Weekly.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
INVENTIVE GENIUS
ROBS CALOMEL OF
NAUSEA AND DANGER
Doctors Fayorite Medicine Now
Purified and Refined from All
Objectionable Effects. "Calo-
tabs"-the New Name.

What viii human ingenuity do nextf
Sm0keleas powder, wireless telegrsphy,
horseless carriages, colorless iodine, taste
less Quinine,--now comes nausealess calo-
mel. The new improvement called "Calo-
tabs" Is now on sale at drugstores.
For biliousness, constipation and inois
gesti0n the new calomel tablet Is a prac-
tically perfect remedy, as evidenced By
the fact that the manufacturers have au-
thorized all druggists to refund the price
If the customer Is not perfectly delighted"
wifh Calofabs. One tablet at bedtime with
swallow Of water--fEat's all. No taste,
no nausea, no gripiug. no salts. By raorn-
ing your liver IS thoroughly cieansed and
yon are feeling fine. with a hearty sppe-
lite. Eat what you please--no danger--g0
shout your business.
calota5s are not sold In bulk. Get an
original pscAsxe, sealed. Price, thirty
i've ceuts.--fadv.)
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
"CoId hi Az Hend''

is an acute attack Of Nasal catarrh
Those subject 70 frequent colds IN the
hendn win find thnt tho uao Of HALLS
CATARRff MEDICINE will buld Up the
system. cleanse the Blood and rend r
thom less liahlo 20 colds. Repeated at
tacks OF Acute Cotrrh may lead %
Chronic catarrh
HALLS cATARRH MEDICINE Is
taken internally and nets through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of thc sye.
iem thus reducing the inflammation ana
restoring normal curdii0Nf.
All Druggists Circulars free
h. j. Cheney s. Co Toledo Ohio. i
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
BAD RISK
TO KEEP SICK
Insurance Companies Won't Take
a Man Who Suffers Continually
From Stomach or Liver
Troubles.

Acworth, Ga.-"We have used
Black-Draught in our family for years,
and can say I never have found a
liver medicine that could equal il"
writes Mrs. ]. A. Millwood, of this
place. 1T is fine for indigestion,
headache and sour stomach" she con
tinues.
Il use it for the family, and GER
tainly feel it has saved me a lot Of
money.
Il am glad to recommend Black
Draught and am sure if others would
use it they would be as glad as I've
been.p
Thousands Of families keep Thed-
ford's Black-Draught in the house all
tie time, for use at the FIRST sign Of
Indigestion, constipation, collie, colds
and fever. thereby preventing illnesses
that might develop seriously.
When you notice that you are bill
ious, have bad taste in the mouth,
coated tongue, offensive breath, or If
you are dizzy at times, restless, sleep
poorly-do not neglect your liver. It
is calling for prompt treatment. Use
Thedford's Black-Draught. Its merit
is widely acclaimed from long, salts
factory use.
Your druggist sells Black-Draught.
ADV.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

Hiram said Mrs. corntossel, Il
haven't heard of anybody sellln you
o gold brick IN a long time
Il never bought but one,p was the
rather indignant reply. "Anl guess
Txe rang in enough imitation butter
here an' there to get even with them
ciiy folks several times oier"
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

a n d such a bear
ing dow n feel
ing that l could not
stand on my feet.
! also had other dis
tressing symptoms.
At times ! had to
give up work. !
tried a number of
remedies but Lydia
Z. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound did
me more good than
anything else. l am
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
NO PREPARATION NECESSARY

II hope you viii pardon me for re-
ferring TO the matter, but for the last
two hours I've heard constant dron'
ing somewhere, as II a person were re-
hearsng a speech
"That is Mrs Gabblelgh in the nd.
joining apartment suid the host
"She's talking over the telephone. i
isn't a rehearsal. She speaks extern
poraneously.'
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

"The court scene in this play is the
last word in realism"
"The spectators are supernumer-
aries, though"
Perhaps, but they are professional
spectators. I understand they were
drafted from a local courtroom where
breach Of promise suit was being
trlea.n
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

The poet-l care nothing for money.
Fame as poet win satisfy me,
The pessimlst-Ihen. when you're
fameus as poet, sone onc viii name
d brand of cigars after ycs ana aa-
vertise 81 till every one vim forget
you were a poet fhen the cigar win
eet So bad that every one veil forget
That IL ever existed.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

Accept california Syrup Of Figs
only-look for the name California on
the package, then you are sure your
child is having the best and most
harmless physic for the little stomach,
liver and bowels. Children love Its
frulty taste. Full directions on each
bottle. You must say California ~
ADV.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
rhs cuileura roIIet reIa.

hS NNh%Nt" 'f'~t W.
Having cleared your skin keep Il clear
by making Cuticura your everyday
toilet preparations. The soap 20 cleanse
and purify. the Ointment 70 sQothc and
henl. the ralcum to powder and per-
fumc. No toilet table is complete
without them. aJc eyerywher".--Adv-
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
AskIno Too Much.

Young Man (to baker) These cakes
are terribly old
Baker tIndignantiy)-They are ns
they ought TO be, young man. ] have
baked such cakes before you were
born.
Young Man-That may be, but 10
ask me TO eat them now is requiring
too much
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

Sammy-Say, pop, how can the 81,
marines see q ship a far distance of?
Pop-Well, most times the black
smoke betrays the ships position.
Sainmy-Why don't they fool the
submarines and whitewash the coal be-
fore fhey use it7
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
GULL OUT ALL LoAFER HENS
Reason Why SO Many FIocG<s Are IN
profitable is Because Of Pres
ence Of Nonlayers.

Lack OF proper culiing thus far has
proved to be. IN the majority Of
cases, the principal reason why poul-
try dock is not profitable. Forty per
cent OF the hens in the average farm
flock today are nonproducilFe and
should be sold or eaten. 1t costs about
50 q year. taking the country over, to
feed each hen. If she does not pro
dnce mosnthan tss 2qunt OF eggs
she is satah
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
~ rlnle b Waate.

Molly, dear I'm knocking at
tho gate of your heart
Molly-And can't you read the notice
there-"No admittance except on Jusi-
ness s-London Tit-Bits.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
Enolne Tronhle.

What appears TO be the matter with
your heart?
Il notice It on the street When
60 into high gear It appears 10 lose
an explosion"
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

"You say you haye always object
cd TO the use Of money IN polltlcsf"
Always" answered Senator Sor-
ghum: "esncciaiY when a fellow hag
more OF II 20 use than ! have
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

"why DO you leave the bands on the
cigars you smoker
Il want my friends to know that
don't buy them at ship chnndIer's."
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
90 OUT or 100
Need vaehsr.aaIm at Times.

Nothing better for summer colds,
hurts or itching. Keep 1t bandy.
Agents wanted where we have none.
q. W. vacher, Inc, New Orleans,
La.--Adv.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

Victor ~ what's that mob over
thcre9 Supers2
Director No; the supers press
sgents.--Film Fun
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
The Dream.
Here Is a dream
For ol- and young.
One God. one country
And one tongue


Mrs. Hoyle-It is a wonder that she
never gets weary watching 10 see what
her neighbors are doing.
alrs. DoyIe-Yes. should think that
she would get rubber tired.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

Il love 10 see the red on a. young
girls cheek mounting"
"Nell, about the only wny You can
la Tint now Is by asking ITS price az
the drug store
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

When widower begins 20 take
dancing lessons. IL is a sign that he
means to grasp another opportunity.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
Solid.

Hewitt-Can you get your wife to
try the budget system2
Jewett--No; she won't bulge.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

The grass doesn't quit because It
is stepped on.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

apo goa believe % love nt FIRST
siehtT There IS 40 second sight
about lt, Is ihefeW
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

Every man has his worthless days,
but IL he does not fight them every
day will become his worthless day.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
Imagination stauoers.

"Why did they separator
Nobody knows
'How dreadful - Boston Tran
script
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

It's no trouble for man TO hrag
Of his good judgment when be makes
a good guess.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
SICK WOMEN
HEAR Me
You Can Be Free from Pa.
as | Am, if You Do as ! Did.

Harrington, Me. - suffered with
backache. pains through m y b ! p s
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

The gasoline they throw about
Is odorous and thin.
II used TO take grease spot out.
But now Il puts one IN.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

Jack--You can't Judge a man by
the way he dresses.
Vera-ch. don't know. can
tell gentleman by his get-up IA the
crowded street car
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
NOW WE kNnW

"What does your sister expect for
chrIstmas."
"All ! know Is that she's hung up
the mistlctoe.'
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

a fatterer. a hypocrite--German
proverb.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16
USE DIAMOND DYEsv

Guess how many eggs are in the
basket and You shall have the whole
seven.--German Proverb.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

Big mouthfuIs often choke Italian
proverh.,
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

Cabbage Plants for fall planting 100 soc
$50 81. 500 s1.75. 1000 So. prepaid Prompt
shipment. Safe arrival satisfaction guar
anteed. Powell Plant Co, Thomasviile Ga
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

ENFnVH Tr poslrreLf REMOVED ~ ~ ii.rry'r
T. M pl.t tHA ffsfaf uufmsrfNfs VI
u N6AItN "a D nail RIO ffaf h4fta VI. ~. gNrff
Co. zs7r michEan Nsseue. chicEsa.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

tirei Protect Your Property Gunfantcrd
inrulula at nnc-tcnfh cost Tor ps ifiee dry
chpmicai eNtinFulshor ff.1li inYc4tiraetrs
uetaila Tree T. " bon faruhia. c. n 4.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-16

FOR 80 SAMPLES SEND soc Agents
wanted Good things sell. Address Mutual
Exchange. Meridian. Miss Dept. H.
The Jasper news., 1920-12-23
FIGHT FOR PASSPORTS

ed to be -besieged with applicants.
The steamship representatives also
expressed the opinion that 100000
Germans and Austrians are packed
up and ready to sail as soon as the
United States makes peace with their
governments.
Commissioner Wallis, who Is going
TO Washington for conference with
members OF the house and senate Inn
migration committee said:
"Eighty-seven per cent OF immi-
grants enter the United States through
Ellis island. and there are 2.O0D per
sons there now who are shamefully
crowded. There Is no use denying
the fact that we haven't enough room.
And they are still corning.
ut would amaze one 10 know that
on one particular day the Polish for.
elgn office had $4,000 applications
for passports"
More immigrants are arriving from
Poland than from any other country
he said. Most Of these peorle Hre
Jewish"
The Jasper news., 1920-12-23
judging the Depth.

An English rider, coming to river
he was unfamiliar with, asked
youngster he saw playing on the bank.
II It was deep. "No." replied the
boy, and the rider started to cross,
but soon found that he and his horse
had to swim for their lives.
When finally he reached the other
side he turned and shouted, ~
thought you said 1t wasn't deep"
at aren't" was the reply. ut only
takes grandfather's ducks up to their
middles."
The Jasper news., 1920-12-23
100000 People Anxious to
Come to United States.
All NationaIItles and Every Social and
Economic Classification Are
Represented.

New York.-Fifteen million men.
women and children. Of all social and
economic classifications. representing
every nationality In Europe, are fight
ing for passage to the United States,
according TO reports submitted by II
Transatlantic steamship company rep
resentatlyes to Frederick A. Wallis,
commissioner OF emigration ct Ellis
island.
Every seaport city and town along
the western and southern coasts Of
Europe. they said. is crowded with
persons who In their eagerness TO
leave for this country have sold their
homes and everything they possessed.
Passport officers abroad were report
The Jasper news., 1920-12-23


home In this city is completed and
other employees may go into the GUS
toms service.
Linked With History.
The local subtreasury, for genera
ttOns an integral part of the financial
history of the government, occupies a
commanding position in the heart Of
the financial district and Is on the
site Of the seat of the federal congress
where George Washington took the
oath Of Office as first President of the
United States.
Its Grecian facade and broad ap-
proach have been the scenes Of some
or the most important and interesting
events in the annals Of this city and
country From Its steps. standing IN
the shadow Of the bronze statue Of the
Father Of His Country" have spoken
some OF the most distinguished states
men Of this and foreign lands.
Many political demonstrations Of
deep significance have taken place
there, including those held during the
Blalne and Cleveland campaigns. and
Roosevelt made his first open-air
speech from It's steps when he ran for
governor of New York.
During the World war the sub
treasury was the center OF numerous
Liberty bond rallies and other similar
gatherings. Only recently Its steps
were thronged while speakers repre-
senting various patriotic organizations
voiced their protest against the mys-
ferrous explosion OF September ia,
which occurred within fifty feet OF
the Washington statue and caused
serious damage to the new assay
Office building next door.
Has Held Billions.
In its many years Of service the
subtreasury has been the repository
of well-nigh countless billions Of dol
lars in gold and silver and paper
money. and its chiefs have included
some of the most notable fiures among
the financlers of the city.
Martin Vogel. now assistant treas
urer, will return to the practice OF law
as soon as he is relieved OF his duties.
This win not be possible. however,
until an official count has been taken
Of the vast sums OF money still re-
posing in the underground vaults OF
the building.
The Jasper news., 1920-12-23
Alaska Win Be the Scene Of
Roundups Like Those of
the Western Plains.
HERD TOTALS NEARLY 100000
Reindeer Industry Of the North Is
Growing Rapidly and There Is an
lnsistent Call for Experienced
Frontiersmen.

San FranciscO.-From the wild
North comes the call for the sons of
the old wild West.
And with his swagger and trappings
the man Of the ranges is preparing to
answer the call. From Montana, Cal
ifornia, Oregon, Nevada and the Da-
kOtas cowboys are getting ready to
leave the drive and picturesque round
up to 'ride herd" on the last frontiers
of civilization, the subarctc barrens
of Alaska
Instead Of Texas longhorns they will
punch" the pronghorns Of the Be-
ring, the Alaskan reindeer. In place
of fiaring chaps and Tapping sombre-
ros, they will wear heavy boots, three
pairs of soX, parkas and heavy fur
caps. They will ride behind swift
Eskimo dogs or hike 1t on snowshoes.
The call for experienced, seasoned
frontiersmen is insistent, for the rein
deer Industry of the north Is pretty
closely following the historical devel-
opment of the old western range.
Herds Total 100000.
The 50 scrubby, half-starved rein
deer, imported into Alaska from Sibe-
ria in 1902 by the government as an
experiment in food supply for the ma
tives, have grown to nearly 100000
head at present, valued at approx.
mately $50 each. 1t is expected that
within 10 years the herd will number
between ten and twenty-five millions,
the grazing capacity of Alaska.
Already the industry is being con-
sldered as serious competition for the
big meat packers of the United States.
Last year only 100 carcasses were
shipped; 1000 will be shipped In
1920, 1t IS estimated.
Five colo-storage plants, with a ca
pacity of 1000 to 5000 carcasses each,
are now IN operation, with more In
contemplation, and refrigerator ships
The Jasper news., 1920-12-23
Bad Stomach
Sends Her TO Bed
for 10 Months
EafonEo Gets Her UPE

"over a year ago." says Mrs. Dora
Williams, 81 took to bed and for 10
months did not think 1 would live.
Eatonic helped me so much / am now
up and able to work. recommend IL
highly for stomach trouble"
Eatonic helps people to get well by
tnklng up and carrying out the excess
acidity and gases that put the stomach
out OF order. II you have indigestion,
sourness, heartburn, belchlng, food re-
peating. or other stomach distress, take
an Eatonlc after each meal. Big box
costs only a trifie with your druggists
guarantee
The Jasper news., 1920-12-23

" miles hrounds natives drive 10 be-
hind their swlftest reindeer. head
herdsmen are chosen and preparations
made for the next years business.
For the natives and deer men are
boxing upon Alaska as the future
Texas Of the world Rs a meat supply
ing center.
y But II Americans wish this dellcacy
they must prepare TO outbId Europe.
says Linderberg, who maintains that
every pound Of reindeer meat, up TO the
maximum capacity of Alnska. can be
sold TO Europeans, who are willing to
pay almost any price demanded.
The Jasper news., 1920-12-23

two cupfuls OF stale bread crumbs,
one cupfuI of boiling milk one-fourth
Of cupfuI OF sugar, one-half tea
spoonful Of salt. two eggs, one tea
spoonful Of butter. Pour the boiling
milk over the crumbs; when cold add
the sugar. salt und well-beaten eggs.
Wash, dry and chop the raIsIns. add
and mix we'll. Brush four custard
cups with butter, put In the mixture
and bake thirty minutes in moder-
ate oven. Serve with lemon sauce.
Ralsin Marmalade.--Take two cup
fuls of seeded raisIns, one cupfnl OF
brown sugar, one teaspoonful of salt,
one cnpful of wnter. one tablespoonful
of lemon Juice, two cupfuls of strained
apple sauce. Wash and dry the rails
ins, put through meat chopper, add
water and salt. and boil slowly for
thirty minutes Add lemon juice and
apple sauce. Simmer thirty minutes
or until thick. Put in jelly glasses
and seal.
RaislnS and 5ananas.-Take one
cupful of raisins, one eupfui OF bread
crumbs, four cupfuls of bananas, one
half teaspoonful Of salt. two table
spoonfuls Of sugar, and one table
spoonful Of butter Brush the casser-
ole with butter. put half OF the ba-
nanas in the bottom, cover with bread
crumbs and then with raisins which
have been stewed and thickened; the
salt is to be added. to the rnisIns.
Cover with the remainder OF the
bananas and sprinkle with sugar
Cover. put In hot oven and bake
twenty minutes; reduce the heat and
leave twenty minutes longer. Serve
hot.
The Jasper news., 1920-12-23
Cowboys Will
Herd Reindeer

are to be put on between Semitic and
Alaska Immediately.
Leaders In the new Industry say the
herds will increase 125 per cent every
three years, so that. In 10 years, S,000.-
900 carcnsses will be shipped yearly.
The meat, selling now at 35 cents per
pound wholesale. WIN then sell at IS
cents per pound retail, according to
Jafet Linderbeck, largest private own
er of reindeer in Alaska.
Feed Upon Moss.
Reindeer can De raised In Alaska
at little or no cost other than their
care. They feed upon the reindeer
moss, and one man can care for 1000
head,
Each year rodeos. similar to the IA
nous old "round-ups" of the wild
West days. are held. From hundreds
The Jasper news., 1920-12-23
New York Federal Institution,
Linked With Financial His
tory, Is Hit by Law.
HAS HELD BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
VIII Cease to Exist at End Of Year,
and Its Functions and Powers
Added TO Those Of Local
Federal Reserve Bank

New York.-T'ufsuant to an act Of
congress which provides for the aboli-
tion of the various subtreasuries scat
tered throughout the country, the
United States subtreasury in this city
will cease to exist at the end Of the
year, and its functions and powers
will be added to those already dele
gated to the local Federal Reserve
bank.
Many Of the employees Of the sub
treasury. now numbering less than
100, will be taken over by the Federal
Reserve bank, which will occupy the
The Jasper news., 1920-12-23
she Buried the wrono lusbandJ

Portsmouth, O.-Mrs. George Willis
thinks some one else should pay the
funeral expenses Of man she buried
under the impression that he was her
husband. She identified mutilated
body along the railroad tracks as that
of her husband, who had disappeared
several weeks before. Now the hus-
bnnd. who had been working in the
northern part OF the state, has re-
turned home, denying that he is dead.
Mrs. Willis Is wondering whose hus-
band she buried.
The Jasper news., 1920-12-23
Hands Cut Off by One
Train, Legs by Another

One train cut off the legs of
Walter Franfz. eleven years old.
of Detroit, Mich, and almost at
the same instant, a second train.
going IN the opposite direction,
cut of his hands when he fell
between two passing cars.
Tbe boy was playing on a box
car when a switch engine
backed down and struck the
cars, throwing the boy to the
ground with his feet under the
car on which he had been play
ing. His hands fell on the par
alleI track and the second train
went over them.