The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09

Joe. ! win never forxct that game
rs long as live and neither win no.
body else which seen q. When ]
walk out on tho field 10 take my
place on tho mound. they was a roar
whit up from the crowd which must
Of been heard plainly In Australia
] am forced 20 wave my cap hithcrr
and yon and bow to the rights and
loft. but with all that racket arm
as cool an $50 worth OF icc The
umpire yeiix the Historically PLAY
baiir' and we are off. amidst the
most deathiy silence.
Licboid IL the first guy up and
his name might just as well OF been
Beer" because he only hit s.1b
against mo that day. The first ons
was bali and the next thr~r sent
him back 20 the bench. his arms SORE
from wildly swingin' at the air
Collins grins at me when he toes
the plate and holiers: We'll. hows
little Mary Psckford tcdayf-
Joe. that there ratified mo because
how did he know was In this
movies ana before I could gvt at
again he has hit one by dumb luck
and tho bcohs I got In beck Of me
let him get to second. ] rot Weaver
two strikes and ball when he asks
me how am gettin' along with
Chaplin and beats out q infield hit
The crowd IL all standin' up ycliin
and there I arm with two on. only
one out, and no less than jackson
before me- He hollers that Doug
las Fairbanks has been lookin' for
me all mornin' and slams the first
ono out 20 left field. but Duncan,
which seems TO BE- the only ball
player back OF me. spears u for
the SECOND out Fclsch prob1y
couldn't think Of no crack 10 make
and fan him before he knows what
it's all about
got quite . reception when
come In off the field. and Moran
slaps me on the back and says Il
he had only had me bcfor. they
would Of win tho pennsnt In May.
VITA. Joe. they are pitchin cicotte
against us and he starts In by
fannin' Rath and maxim Daubcr'
pop out 20 right field. Hcinic Groh
laughs at him and srtpicd. whilst
the crowd goes crazy and come up
next. bein' shifted TO the cleanup
position by Moran. Wen. Joe. schalk
L. easchin' for the white sox. and
he starts right IN on me. He claims
that Theia Bara has been hangin
around the White sox hotel al
mornin' asi<in' where she can find
me and II must b. great 10 be a
movie star and certainly arm lucky
and etc. let the first one go By
mostly because Il was . milo over
my head. but hearin' II called q
strike caught tho second ono on
the nose and II come down In Shan
tung for the first bounce. scorin
Groh and piacin' me on first
Well. whilst am on first. Joe
Chick Gandii commence 20 tell ms
I oughtA have more sense than q
try and act In . movie whilst . i'm
portantiy worlds series game In eoin
on and I asks him what he 'means
and he ayn. hook NJ all the Gamers
men on the field takin' my picture
Joe. I looked and sure enoukh the,
vas 20 Of 'em there grtndin' ava,
Ike mad All at once I remember
about Mfr. wrighs's sayin' he wa,
comm out some day when ! didn'
know II and he was gonna taxa pic
turvs Of me and this must b. TIN
day. because didn't see him In tn
lobby In the mornin'f Well. Gsndi
goes on and says It's . open secrei
that they wns gonpa take this rnovi'
I am In out there today and that'I
how all the White sox knows u and
tho company which IL maxim ths
picture has paid nearly half . mil
Lion dollars for the privilege of spoil
In this game because half the whits
sox players was actin In II. too. and
the papers was fun Of II and etc
Joe. I seen In flash II was up q
me TO make good In 1his first pfrtur,
Of mine and as long as the compan,
has II all fixed 10 take the thing ir
this game should worry. Just then
Joe. Roush singled and I start dowr
for second. Well. I seen Collins grin
MIN at me and figured n he u II
the movin' picture. too. then ne 1,
the villain second baseman which h
gonna spike me and etc. 20 bounced
right into him and let him have I
left 10 the jaw and out goes Miste
Collins whilst the crowd imrnediatei,
becomes 10000 ravin's maniacs. mos
Of which won't be satisfied til the,
have tear me limb TO limb.
Joe. I am chased from the gam
and the police have 20 take me Of
OF the field and at that a coupii
bottles engiished off Of them an,
bounced on my shoulders. Norm /
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striction that they spend the none.
on the surfacing OF five prrrnar,
highways. and stipuiates that the,
must spend the pile within six year
II possible! This 10 one step bette
than the present system. to be sure
an mt present the public road none,
is mainly done up In some fort
small packages. and each OF thes
packages appropriated by the lcgis
laiure to some favored district Of tn
state. Under the package System
!; the public has a slim chance Of zee
/ ing where the money goes For In
stance. money has been spent 4
grade roads and build bridges up OF
/ top Of the Cascades. Now the grade
are grown over with brush and GOV
cred with fnndslidcs. The bridge
/ provide fine places for the chtt
munks TO sun themselves during tn
month or two that the district Is FIRE
from snow. In the end the taxpaye
foots the bill for the chipmunks SUI
porch
VI Good road enthusiasts, csvi
bodies and the legislators arc urge.
to get back Of a constructive roa,
building plan. plan that will insur
the carly construction Of the trunl
! highway systcn and the network O
connecting roads that are 80 vital +
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