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The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
TAKE ASPIRIN RIGHT
Rayer Company, who Introduced AZ.
pirln In 1900, give proper
directions.

To get quick relief follow carefully
the safe and proper directions In each
unbroken package Of 'Bayer Tablets
OF Aspirin" This package is plainly
stamped with the safety 'Bayer
Cross"
The "Bayer Cross" means the gen.
uine, world-famous Aspirin, prescribed
by physicians for over eighteen years.
"Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin" can be-
taken safely for Colds, Headache,
Toothache. Earache, Neuralgia, Lum-
bago, Rheumatism, Joint Pains, Neu-
ritis, and Pain generally.
Handy tin boxes of IL tablets cost
but few cents. Druggists also sell
larger Slayer" packages. Aspirin Is
the trade mark Of Bayer Manufacture
of Observation-Disclosures of Salicylic-
acid.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
OPEN N0sTRILS! END
COLD OR CkTARRH
How 10 Get Relief When Head and
Nose Are Stuffed Up.

Count fifty. Ynnr Geld Il head Sr
catarh disappears. Your clogged nos
trils viii open, the air passages of
your head will clear and you can
breathe freely. No more snuff1ing,
hawking, mucous discharge, dryness
or headache, no struggling for breath
at night.
J Get small bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist and apply
little OF this fragrant antiseptic
cream in your nostrils. 1t penetrates
through every air passage Of the head,
soothing and healing the swollen or
Unframed mucous membrane, giving
gou instant relief. Head colds and
catarrh yield like magic. Don't stay
stuffed-up and miserable. Relief is
sure.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
Kenyon for johnson.
From the Des Moines Register

AoAAt SAS DtS nCultS tttSlSteE.
Senator Kenyon is speaking with en-
thusiasm for Senator Hiram johnson
for president. We hope it is not unfair
to the senator to recall that he spoke
with equal enthusiasm for Harding for
governor and Salinger for supreme judge.
Our junior senator always sepaks with
enthusiasm but unfortunately his voice
is not always pitched in the same
key. In a fine burst of emotion
Senator Kenyon is quoted as saying:
''I. is Article x and force under Article
x. Let that question go to the country.
Let the fight come
The Register must again remind the
senator that unfortunately for him Arti-
Gle lin almost the exact words in
which it appears in the league covenant,
was the 14th point of the presidents
IA points, and in those exact words it
was presented to the Senate eight
months before. by the common consent
OF everybody. it was presented to Ger
many as the basis of the armistice.
Article x was read In the senator's hear
ing year and a half before the peace
treaty was agreed upon.
The question must be now with every
friend Of the senator. why, II this article
raised 1.-THE white flag of International
ISM" he did not declare it then, why he
sat for eight months until the armistice
was signed and then another period Of
months until the peace treaty was writ
ten without raising his voice?
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
MODERN YOUTH. HARD TO T TRAP
Little Near-Tragedy Story That Is an
Example OF His Quick Wit
and Dupllcity.

OF course, he shouldn't have done it,
and all that sort Of thing, but both
Hazel and Betty were charming girls,
and it was summertime, and he was
young, and he had gone and got him
self engaged to both of them. he was
sitting on the beach bordering the
various problems this situation pre-
sented, when two soft hands were laid
lightly over his eyes and soft voice
whispered at the back Of his head
Guess whoy'
Now, the voices Of Hazel and Betty
were much alike, too much alike when
heard as whisper to make identif1ca-
ton sure. And it didn't help any when
the voice cooed-"Tll give you hint
it's some one you told you loved"
Still he hesitated, his mind in a
whirl. Should he name either girl and
chance 1t? Already he felt cooling
of the air, as the voice continued:
We'll, if that doesn't tell you Who"
"Of course know who it Isl" he ex-
claimed ut Is the prettiest, sweetest,
dearest, smartest little girl in all the
world"
"Oh, you dear old boyi' she chirped
in satisfied delight. How did you
really know for sure it was II"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
FORMS (1F; APOPL ExY.

When . clot Of blood forms In . blond
vessel 81 the brain the condition 10
SHOWN % cerebral fhrpmhoeis. The
SYMPTOMS which ensne depend on the
location OF the eliot and the brain ccisl
ters normally supplied with blood by
the cfogged vessel. 5ssf a5Sssss
The condition Is rare. It occura In
very badly nourished, half-starved chill
aren, also as a sequence OF mastoid alb
hcess. and other diseases In bones near
the brain. Occasionally it results in
crown people from diseases of the wall
Of "a brain blood vessel or from morbid
tendency OF the blood TO clot.s@
cerebral thrombosis generally. pro-
gresses suddenly. 1t begins with vague
pains. numbness. ungling in the head
and legs. vertigo. dizziness, gradually,
increasing mental heayiness, and loss OF
muscular power. There may be one
sided paralysis. impairment of speech
Is g symptom in a few cases.
When clot of blood or other foreign
body Is swept by the blood stream into
. vessel of the brain and lodges there
the condition is known as cerebral em-
boisn. The most frequent cause OF
embolus Is vegetation or clot on heart
valve.
Among the diseases which underiie
cerebral embolism most frequently are
near disease, rheumatism, and pyemia,
Among the symptoms Of emboiism are
sudden onset OF paralysis. generally one
stded Ard ssss usually ia = cum
ParatiVely young person who gives q
history OF heart disease or rheuma-
tism.
The third and more Important form
o. apoplexy is that which is due to rlp-
sure OF blood vessel, attended by
hemorrhage into the brain. In hem
orrhag1c apoplexy there is break in a
previously diseased blood vessel. The
blood pours into certain area in the
brain. destroying the cells and fbers
in the area.
Apoplexy due to hemorrhage gener-
ally comes on suddenly in person
beyond middle life. In some cases the
individual knows that he has had
high blood pressure sani he may have
complained Of some dizziness and YER
tgo. The common name for this con-
dition, stroke implies that paralysis
develops suddenly. Generally the pa
tieht lies unconscious with flushed face
and pulsating neck arteries for several
days. Fever is a common symptom pres
ent short while after the onset of the
disease. The paralysis is generally one
sided and speech practically always is
affected.
When given case Of either of these
oAoS'oSS - lSPiCAI, o1AkAoSAS between
them Is not difficult. But there Is a
great group of cases without typical
symptoms in which diagnosing is not
much mora than gamble. OF them
apopleIy due to hemorrhage is far the
most common and thrombus the least
80.
II the subject is middle aged man
with history of high blood pressure.
hemorrhage apopleXy is the best bet; II
. younger person with a history of
heart disease, embolus is the more prob
able. If there is a history of involve
ment of mastoid or sinus or Of the
nose, thrombus is the more likely ex-
PLANTATION of the paralysis.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
FASCINATED THE FAIR SEX
Marat RepuIsive in Person and Man.
ners, Was Noted for HE At
effectiveness to Women.

Jean Paul Marat, one Of the leading
and most infamous figures Of the
French revolution, was described by
a contemporary as beyond any ques-
ton the ugliest man in the whole OF
France-and not merely ugly, but pos
itively repulsive in person, habits and
manners" And yet, in his early years.
he was the most popular physician in
Paris, not because of supposed pro.
fessional skill, but on account of his
attractiveness to women, the most
wealthy and beautiful women OF
France daily crowding his consulta-
ton rooms, pushing, almost fighting,
to get word or perhaps, single from
him. That he turned cold shoulder
&c their aiiiiGGrraiinauts seemed only TO
infiame their ardor, and at one time
he contemplated flight, so embarrass-
ing became their attentions. Even
when he contracted loathsome skin.
disease while hiding in the sewers of
Paris, fair women continued to adore
him.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
Kindness.

When the Brazen Hussy moved into
the house next door, the "Upiifter"
said: "Of course, I can't exactly call.
But if she comes out on her veranda
TO sit, I shall smile at her. The only
way to get hold on people like that
is to be friendly
And the Brazen Hussy looked at the
"Uplifter" next door and said to her.
self: "Poor fright! suppose I
might as well speak to her. Perhaps
after little she will let me show
her how to do her hair."-Life.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
Adams Language.
From the Boston Transcript.


Albert Brisbane's erudition has been
called In question because in q recent
article he makes Adam name the ami
mails "in Hebrew"-the criticism being
that Adam antedated the development OF
the Hebrew language by some thousands
Of years. Mr.. Brisbane's reference was
. flight Of fancy, and true fancy need
tear no anachronism. And If Adam did
not talk Hebrew. what did he talk?
There LIS no use at all in being fussy
On such questions as that. It reminds
sne of the righteous anger Of Dom Paul
Kruger, president Of the Transvaal,
when some foreigner who was visiting
him spoke OF tho translation Of the
Btbae into Dutch" TRANSLATION" roared
Dom Peul; everybody knows that tho
Ethle was written In Dutch" He be-
hard to imagine il Is having been writ.
tan in any ether tongue than the
English Of the Authorized Version.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
ANY WOMAN CAN DYE
AND KEEP IN STYLE
"piamond Dyes" Turn Faded, Shabby
Apparel into New.

Don't worry about perfect results.
Use diamond Dyes" guaranteed to
give new, rich. fadeless color to any
fabric, whether it be wool, silk, linen,
cotton or mixed goods - dresses,
blouses, stockings, skirts, children's
coats, feathers-everything!
Direction Book in package tells hsw
to diamond dye over any color. To
match any material, have dealer show
you diamond Dye" Color Card.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
No Time to Lose.

Timothy approached his lady love
timidly, bearing big fish, which an.
nounced its presence subtly, but unmis-
takably.
@Oh, What fine cod" exclaimed
Maria. wherever did you get it?"
"a man at the market gave it to me
last week for helping him." replied
Tim. 1--WE been keep:n it for your
birthday
But my birthday amt till tomor-
row." the girl told him coyly.
Il know, Maria, but l sort O. Won
dered if you'd mind keepin' 1t to-
day, as-well, me and-and the fish is
gettin kind of inpatient"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
FRECkLES
Now q the Time to Get Rid Of
These Uxly Spots.

There's no longer the slightest need Of
feeling ashamed OF your freckles as Othine
these homeiy spots.
! Simply get an ounce Of othine-double
etrength-from your druggist, and apply q
little of 1t night and morning and yoA
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear. while the lighter
that moro than one ounce is needed to COM
pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion.
f. Be sure to ask for the double strength
Othine. as this is sold under guarantee Of
money back II It fails to remove freckles.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
Teaeher,s Splendid Record.

Miss Jennie Fish, placed on the
pension list at the age Of seventy by
the New York board Of education aft
er So years continuous service as q
teacher in one school in the Bronx,
has taught 10000 children, including
three generations Of at least one FAM
lily. In all the So years she was never
late in reporting for duty and has
been absent only once, when there was
q death In the family,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
Consumer Pays Caesar.
From the Los Angeles Times

From the Los Angeles Times.
It was Christ himself who taught the
lesson that religion did not exempt tho
Pharisees from their civil duties and
obedience to princes wherein they have
q power to command when they showed
Elm a denarius and asked whether
It was lawful to pay tribute to Caesar.
He told them to render unto Caesar the
things that are Caesars ana unto Coz
the things that are Gods.
From the beginning the people Of the
world have been laid under taxes for tho
maintenance OF the governments, and
..:-c::::: the aeys 90 Pharaoh the Gee. he.
been passed to the ultimate consumer.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25

Accept "Oalifornia' Syrup of Figs
pnly-look for the name California en-
the package, then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less laxative or physic for the little
stomach, liver and bowels. Children
love its delicious fruity taste. Full
directions for child's dose on each bot
tie. Give it without fear.
Mother! You must say California"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
Improbable Epitaphs.

From the New York Sun.
HERE LIES
TILE BODY OF
NICHOLAS WAX
WHO LOVED
TO PAY
HIS INCOME TAX.
THERE LIES AT REST
IN His EARTHLY BED
THE MORTAL
PART
OF POTIPHAR JEDD
WHO NEVER TOLD
WHAT HIS CHILDREN SAID.
A REMARKABLE MAN
WAS SOLOMON GAY
WHO is PLANTED
HERE
TILL THE JUDGEMENT DAY.
WHEN HE FOUND
HE HAD NOTHING
IMPORTANT TO SAY
KE WOULD KEEP HIS MOUTH
SHUT
AND GO ON HIS WAY.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25

Get small bottle Of "Danderine" at
any drug store for few cents, pour .
little into your hand and rub well into
the scalp with the finger tips. BY
morning most. If not all. Of this awful
scurf will have disappeared. Two on
three applications often remove every
bit Of dandruff and stop falling hair.
Every hair on scalp shortly shows more
life, vigor, brightness, thickness and
cOlor.-A1y.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
NoI 'Eseapfse.

"You charged me more for this
steak than you used to-
I 4 Restaurant = ManagerI have to-
pay more for it. The price OF meat
has gone up.
"And the steak is smaller than It
used to be-
\ THAT, Of course, is on account Of
the ". g Com
merc.al.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
The Contrary Sex.

How would you answer the ob,ec-
ton to equal suffrage that every won.
an would think and vote Jus. as her
husband does!'
THAT the user of that argument was
hot a married man.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint Of water odd OF. Bay Rum.
q small boz Of Bsrbo Compound, and 4
OF. Of glycerinc. Apply to the hair twice .
week until it becomes the desired shade.
Any druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost. It will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair,
and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky OF
greasy. and does not rub eG.-Ady.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
Had Experience.

Doctor Cllargem tmeeting former
patient)-Ah, good morning, Mr..
B.nks. How arc you feeling this morn
ing?
BinlSs Cautiously does it
cost anything If tell yon?-Boston
Transcript.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
/ AN CLAD 1f{23sII asEI:NDOR S.
PERU
Glad to Try Anythines !,

Three years ago my system
Altlon and Z was broken out All
over my body. ] began to be wor.,
fied about my condition ana Z
was glad 70 try anything which
would relieve ne. PeruAn waD
rebOMmcMdeA 80 - A1iss& fine
blood remedy and tonic and !
81 praise. "A Few bottles changed
ny conaitien materially and IN a
short time I vvAo nh over my,
troehle. owe my restoration to,
health and strength to Petunas
I an glad to en1Orne it!s
Sold EveryyyAere
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
suprenns ONCE.

Suprenle Once.
Robert came home filled with excite
ment about a new club formed BY sew
eral Of the neighborhood associates.
he said, "JIm Is president and Myron
Is vice president, but ann the most
important officer
"And what are your" asked Uncle
Robert.
why. I'm ianitOr, and they c6Rsti
get In till unlock the door 7,
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25

Usually no more can be got for old
junk than you would pay lie you
bought 1t.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
Dire Consequences.

She-You liked my cooking well
enough just after we we're married..
He-I didn't have dyspepsia then
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
cutlcura Tor PlmpIy Faees.

Cuticura Tor PImpIy Faces.
TO remove plmples and blackhcads
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash off in i've minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them for
daily toilet purposes. Don't fail to In
clude Cuticura Talcum.-Adv.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
caiifornla,s Fruit Crops.

caiifcrnia's Fruit Crops
In the year ending August 81, 1919,
California fruit growers marketed TO-
904, 1892 boxes Of oranges, 3,7OS, 6e7
boxes Of lemons and 203,1S9 boxes of
grapefruit.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
The cause.

What caused your dyspepsia, old
man7'
My vito disagreed with me so
much, guess.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25

The man who is unable to find his
match may have to 60 to bed In the
dark.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
ICleez Baby's Skin |
! With Cuticura |
Soap and Talcuml
81 OFF,. Or Ign. Tt, oc l
Soap Csc, Ointment rs and SOC, T.lcun Csc.

SOUTHERN N. Y. FARMs-Large farms;
small farms; equipped farms; country es.
iates. Last free. F. p. Wells. Sidney N Z.
FREGgLES ::; g: :;::s:s !: ~;
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25

Farmers are the only men who can
help each other with their work."
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
- - zsz4zz4-
RIO SEAf6i

Adam must hayc been swlft-footed,
inasrauch RS he WINS first in The human
rncc.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
crusty Comment.

crusty Comment.
"We all think the baby has got it's
mothers n0se.'
I'm glad to hear 1t. Then she can't
60 around any more poking it into
other peoples business"
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
neutrality-suspicious.

every one told me the same but / kept
fighting to keep from having the opera
ton. HAD read so many times of Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and
1t helped my sister SO / began taking II.
! have never felt better than have
since then and keep house and am abs
to do all my work. The Vegetable Com
pound is certainly one grand medicine. !"
Mrs. J.R. MATTHEWS, 1911 Sycamore
Street, Cairo, III.
Ofcourse there are many serious cases
that only a surgical operation viii re-
leye. We freely acknowledge this, but
the ovefetter, and many otherslike It,
amply prove that many operations are
recommended when medicine in many
cases is all chat is needed.
If You want special advice write to
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confi.
dentiai) Lynn, Mass.
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
GoIDMEDAL
"a kEM E@,
WNReil sss.sE==A' Il XED
&EIEgIIs953

bring quick relief and often ward os
deadly diseases. Known as she national
remedy Of Holland for more than 200
years. All druggists, In three sizes.
Look for Ii. esme Gold Modal on cvory Box
and accept no imitation
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
INTER- s YEARS STILL We'll
Now Strong and Hearty Thensh
Gaze Looked Hopeless

Six years ago was in awful condi-
ton, says y. Z. Chase, 36 e. Cross
81, Ipsilanti, Mich. MY family was
told i couldn't live more than. two
months. was in constant pain from
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25
1fNN FsF -.
ESCAPED AN
!. OPERATION
By Taking Lydia E. Pink.
hams Vegetable Compound.
Many Such Cases.
Cairo. ID. 3" Sonnetime ago l got 90
bad with female trouble that I thought

= WOOAu nave " D3
operated on. / had
9 bad displacement.
My right side would
pain me and. I was
30 nervous I could
not hold a glass of
water. Many times
lwould have to Stop
my work and sit
down or ] would fan
o., the floor in q
faint. / consulted
The citizen-Republican. (Scotland, Bon Homme County, S.D.) 1???-19??, 1920-03-25

The Only Kind That Does.
"Pop, what is a deponent7"
"A deponent Is a man who works
around depots. Any fool knows that. .,
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-09-16

eve spit on the dogs. viii show you
-comeW
He gripped her shoulder in his lean
hand, his eyes glazing into her face
savagely. The grasp hurt, and a sud
den anger spurred her to action. With
a quick twist she freed herself and,
scarcely knowing how it was done,
snatehed the heavy drivers whip from
Moore's hand. The next instant, be-
fore the astounded Mexican could
even throw up his arm in defense, the
Infatuated girl struck, the stinging
lash raising a red welt across the
swarthy cheek. Cateras staggered
back, his lips giving utterance to g
curse.
Again she struck, but this time his
fingers gripped the leather and tore 1t
from her hands with sufficient force to
send her to her knees. With a spring
forward the man held her in his grasp,
all tiger now, the pretense at gentle
ness forgotten, He jerked her to her
feet with fingers clutching her neck
mercilessIy.
"Here Silva, Merodez," he cried,
"come take this spitfre. Caramba
Wen teach her.
Two men ran from between the hutS
and Cateras flung her, helpless from
her choking, into their grasp.
"Take her within-no, there; thC
second door, you FOOLS"
Breathless from effort, mere child
in their grip, Miss Donovan struggled
vainly. They forced her through thu
door and Cateras, still cursing furi
ously, followed, the whip in his hands
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-09-16

hind a pretense at gallantry. He had
FASTENED ahead to Mendez; told a tale
in his own way, rendering the chiefs
suspicious of Lacy more acute and
thus gaining, permission to assume full
charge. Her only hope was to go her.
self into the presence Of the leader
and make plea to him face to face.
Cateras, smiling, pressed her arm with
his fingers.
"This way, senorita."
wait" and her eyes met his, show
ing no sign of fear. 'You take me, l
presume, to Senior Mendez? l am an
American woman, and you will yet pay
dearly for this outrage demand an
interview with the chief and refuse to
go with you until it is granted"
"You refuse! Hag !" and he burst
into laughter. "Why, what power have
you got, you little fool? Do you know
where you are? What fear do we have
Of your d. Americanos. None !"
and he snapped his fingers derlsively.