The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-14

Is there Golden Cater -
 1T SO what resemblance does it bear to Hell Gate? -
 IS there a state in the union nar,ad lo'hautauqua? --- If so, what part -,r did W. J. Bryan come from?
 hat are the salaries of menbers os sne presidents cabinet before being tireo ------ After? ---
 state m your opinion just how long uieae & britain, France. Italy and Mis- sour would survive in case anvth;ng happened to Wall street? -
 TOUT cities of the North American Svnelnent Ssi are named, respectively Boston 1H'cago' St. Louis and Kansas Civ Ntate II these cities are component parts O. the United States? -
 IS there anyone else besides Father s't.unerpocker as .,s who has been referred to as the father of his countrye
 What famous animal is if iron, ,-,;o,, IS obtained roast beef? - r.,fa i'. s,, :,
 what prominent member of the Har
 ,enl ,s,. police was it who once remarlxad War is hell?" - neu' ! Wneh l wake in the morning why ss enat | am no longer thirstya - seai,,.. oe thought that I am peevish hsai'lst ns<I my own craft, I will state riebt here that the real reason whv Nan, yl,. neNspapermen don't know thera is s,, vu.siue world is because nobody in New
 oiN wants to be reminded of # snd mere IS also an excellent reason ,a- .htN me oniy object of any sort of knowlsdoa n so alIord an opportunity to pass away the saiue. Nopody claims outside of this ;s .,I- ioN ' 'euse IS al all essential. because
 ehiS were true any college nrofas.or "ouid De able to command ss ,a,,.,, liohey as the driver of a milk waeor or. a motor mechanic But inasn,,,ct = the people who live in New vel, s as Hucn occupied with other things s,,ch as riding around in the subwavs-it ;s unnecessary TOT them to know anything 1 M .iae is preciseIy why the eighteenth amendment much to the amazerer+ as e'eryoody. has not afflicted New yor,, so mpcn as IL has some of the remote conn. trE districts. If a man is a dr,,nlsa rd ana hves m country district and bis alcohol is taken away from bi,,, bis occupation IS gone. But if a man is drunkard and lives in New York tbare are o.her things he can do. He can pass his time trying to get son,ebod,- r,.ar the telephone: he can rob hotels or h.. ,,,,s rne can go back and forth from his hor,e 10 ms oIfice. this being an occi,nat;on ;,, ltseiI New York is very much like spoiled lady to whom evervtbing ,s brought on a platter. If the stra wnar- ries don't come along in January she wonders what Is the matter with ths providence that has hitherto watcLed over her. If her school chiIdresss . "a hungry or go about untaught for wart Of teachers. she averts her evebron,s and begs that such a disagreeable sub- ject will not again be mentioned She Is always getting new makeun and ,s never finished. She is at home to evarv body. but has no time to return caJis Living as she does on the rest of Ina country as long as there is money ir Yer bank. she needs not to know tba rude strangers who are supporting her beyond chance visit So long as thev lay at her feet the products of countless farms. and keep her supplied with the means for pleasure, she can afford era- |cioasly to overlook their antecedents. and forget that there is anyone else in the world but herself