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New-York tribune., 1920-05-19
By
frederic F. Van de Water

sorts Of woe Mr. Ayscough at least
uses a unique method of getting rid Of
The evil brother, the cause of it all. The
schen ng suitor lays his fowling-piece
on the stone wall and starts to climb
over after an argument with the
brother. The fowling- piece is struck
by lightning and goes off, Staying the
villainous relative by the hand of God.
We concede that the book lives up 70
the promise Of its cover blurb, which
says:
The charm Of this book IS in the
kindly consideration of the prominent
characters and their desire to be of as
slstance to the heroine, Eleanor Abbot.
the daughter Of shiftless baronet."
Here is strange mistake in Miss
Lulu Bett,'" Lawrence P. Dodge writes.
Lulu is described as ina Deacon's older
S ster and Lulu later gives her age as
thlrty-four. Ina therefore cannot be
more than thirty three.
"The child, Monona, must be, from
her actions, at least six years old, so
that Ina must have been not over
twenty eight when the child was born,
yet she is described as the late child
OF late marriage.
"The Deacons have agreed about the
nutritive properties of potato skins for
fifteen years, SO that Ina must have
married Dwight at the extraord narily
early age of eighteen at the very Oldest.
Not very late marriage. Didn't Zona
Gale mix things up bit?"
zone Of the most vital things in pub
lie speaking" says Grenville Kleise1
in his work on how to make q short ad-
dress, "is to know how and when to
stop"
Mr.. Kleiser embodies his information
on the subject in ten volumes. which
we intend to review httingly as soon
as we have finished them.
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19
The Coming 7ower
The Grateful Author

n
''ris good to And gracious thing and fair
A face serene, nor restless with old fears,
Set calm and star-lke toward tho coming
years Prom "To Ethel Barrymore" a
poem written by Zoo Atkins at tho age OF
IA, and reprinted in the June Vanity Fair.
The fouowing, .Uriitem aohcn Monta-
que Glass aoas only nine gears of age,
has peculiar appositencss1
To Barney Bernard
Br MONTAGUE GLASS
Believe me, Barney, I'm a poor achle-
miehl,
But when I see you acting, how feel!
Your acting, understand me, can't be
beaten;
If I don't die or something (Gott soil
hutcnl)
I'll write for you to act n snnppy show,
sir.
And would we be two ncbichs always :?
Oser!
When William Shakespeare 1vas only
eleven gears of age he acorshipcd from
afar one 1uho 1Uds destined to make hin,
famous These lines of Shakcspenres, in
this order, are now published for tho
first time1
To Julia Marlowe
By WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
O how I faint when l Of you would
write!
My tongue tied Muse in manners holds
her still
When days oppression is not eased by
night.
Swear to thy blind soul that was thy
"Win."
Shall compare thee to summers
day?
From you I have been absent all the
spring,
Which by and by black night doth take
away.
What can mine own praise to mine own
self bring?
wretched in this alone, that thou
mayst take
What strained touches rhetoric can lend;
To play the watchman ever for thy
sake,
Being your slave, what should I do
but tend?
And take thou my oblation, poor but
free:
All days are nights to me till see thee.
Nicky said he had to stay at home
and mind the baby Monday night while
his wife went to the show, but what
that poor child did all those nights
her father was in Pittsburgh, etc, is
more than one can bear to think Of.
The average mans dope on the
political situation is about as inter
esting as the garage man's explana-
tion of why gasoline has gone up.
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19
Selling Thrift

There is the point. The economic
value of thrift has to be sold -
not only we'll sold but kept sold. The
idea that property is something to
desire and not something to destroy
has to be demonstrated by afording
the laborer chance to own property.
The man who saves anyway-the man
with the streak of the mser in him
does not have to be persuaded He, un-
fortunately, is usually an example to
avoid. He is about as convincing an
exhibit as a Sunday school tract
How is the maa with the money
that is, the worker-going to be
induced to get into industry as a capi-
talist? He has to come in of his
own free will-he cannot be dragged
in by the ears as some employers
would drag him-because suddenly
realizing the economic value of thrift
and being essentially paternal in ma
are they decree that all of those they
employ must be thrifty just as they
would decree that their front lawn
be cut. Usually they follow up the
decree by increasing the mans wages
and then contiscating the increase in
order that the face of thrift may be
bright and shining!
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19
he Remedy


1t can hardly be questioned that if
we are to have general thrift it is
the part of the employer to give whole
souled encouragement-no, more than
that, to urge thrift to his people with
all the force and skill that he would
urge banker for loan. But $50
that IN order that the worker may ap-
preciate the general social value Of
thrift and may preserve fine up
standing independence, the means OF
thrift should IN no sense depend upon
whim of the employer or by him in
any way be controlled. Otherwise it
will not be doubted that thrift is for
the purpose Of somehow helping the
employer-not Of helping the man
himself,
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19
MEMnER or rHR Assoc1Arrn rREss

Tie Associated Press Is exclusively entitled the
use eor republication OF all dispatches credited
70 1t or not otherwise credited in this paper. and
also tho local news OF sp0taneous origin published
herein.
Al rights OF republication OF all other matter
herein also reserved
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19
{ :

The title page says that John Ays-
cough is the author of "Abbotscourt'
(P. J. Kennedy & Sons) # it were not
for this TESTIMONY one m ght naturally
suppose from the text that the book
was the result of q strange col abora-
tioh between Anthony Trollope and
Charles Garvice.
Charles, to digress, was one CT our
earliest literary adnirations We were
won't to swipe his paper-covered works
from our cook--we were very young and
cooks in those days were not neces-
sarily signs of affiuence-and read him
with delight.
H and Mr.. Ayscoughs plots seem
to be encouragingly familiar, but some
how tho thrill is missing. There is the
beautiful daughter of the dissolute
baronet; there is the proud and wealthy
relative; the decaying estate, the
scheming su tor for the heroines hand
who conspires with her debauched
brother. To US it is like Old Home Week
The dialogue and much of the de-
Sci PI4OH nave lne genuine, 1ul!-naVored
Victorian taste.
Il do not compare YOU" says the
lovely heroine to the hero after dis
cussing the other suitor. There is no
ground of compar son. You are all he
is not. Except that he was kind to me,
he would be altogether repugnant to
ne. And of all those with whom
lived at Abbot's Court, liked you best;
but it is liking, no more. And, Ludo-
vic"-Ludovic is his namc--"to tell
you the truth, hNve other things to
think of than being love-
Despite all the explosive elements in
the cast of characters, the book seems
to run along quite smoothly, with that
gentle Trollopc-like serenity that makes
you wonder idly why you began to read
him and how soon you can stop, while
you read placidly on and on
! After plunging his heroine into all
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19
When Fclon's Not Engaged in His En-
ployment, Deputy Sheriff's Life
Is Not Happy One

[From the Newtown Comm Bee]
A three and a half ton truck turned over,
Monday night, the bank near the Sandy
Hook bridge, at the Housa tonic River. A
part of the load was two new whisky barrels
which looked suspicious Some one reported
the fact to Sheriff Beers and he hastened to
the spot with Constable Banks and tapped
one of the barrels. 1t contained liquid soap,
so the sheriff and the jovial constable had
his little trip for nothing. The truck be-
longed to Hartford party. This was only
ana'hor Of those thankless jobs that deputy
ST is often called upon to perform
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19

The old metaphors are losing their
acuteness. Dollars to doughnuts" now
means about even money.
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19
Mrs. Rinehart Didn't Say What We
Said She Said

'If only had retained my maiden name"
said Mrs. Minnie Maddern Fiske yesterday.
Il might have achieved some fame" "The
assumption of my husbands surname" said
Mrs Mary Roberts Rinehart, has destroyed
my personality. THE Tower.
Ny dear f. P. A:
Somebody must have been having a
little fun with you! l was not aware
until I received this that my per
sonality had been destroyed. I as
sumed my husbands surname when I
married him, and have carried it quite
cheerfully for a good many years. AS
a matter Of fact, never even think of
my personality, and do think a lot
Of my married name
Please set me straight. 7 am so
sick Of hearing about marriages
with two separate establishments, and
women who won't take their husbands
names, and personality and self-cx-
preston, and new art and free verse
I'd like to be set down in your column
as a normal woman who thinks more
of her home than Of her personality,
who probably thinks more Of her hats
than she should, and who is too busy
working to give utterance to any such
stupidity as that with which you have
unwittingly credited me.
MARY ROBERTS RINEHART.
Sewickley Pa
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19
The Ne1u Idea of Thrift


the inside of poorhouse." We should
not preach thrift by fear, but preach
thrift as power.
We can increase production abso-
lutely and we can increase it relatively
by curbing our needs, or what is far
better, we can do both. To increase
production absolutely requires the ad-
dition Of more capital to industry.
Nearly every corporation is asking for
money. But the man who had the
money to invest before-that is, the so
called capitalist, the man whose in
come was so large that he might easily
have a surplus for reinvestment-no
longer has q surplus. The former
large income is, by the erratic pur-
chasing power of the dollar, practically
cut in halves, but even before the buy
ing power gets in it's work the gov
ernment has already taken a large slice
in taxes. They take the largest slice
from those who formerly had the larg-
est surplus for investment.
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19
Sewic kley, Pa

That paragraph was all lie. Mrs.
Rinehart didn't say it; Mrs. Fiskc
didn't say it, We don't know Mrs.
Fiske and we don't know Mrs. Rine-
hart. And we are convinced also that
not Miss Anna Geld but Mr.. Gelett
Burgess wrote "Thc Purple Cow"
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19

GUARANTY
teu can purchase merchandise advertised In THE
TRIBUNE with absolute ssfety-tot II dIssstisfac.
ftsn results In any cass THE TRIBUNE guarantees
y say your money tack unen request. No red tape.
Ne suibbiins. We make peod promptly II fhe
advertiser does not.
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19

And, of course, if your suit survives
q tear you are entitled to wound
chevron on the right sleeve.
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19
The Douglas Tendran True Club

The Douglas 1endran True Club
BY c. W, Sylvania, E. F. r., and others]
May Hisbride Lydia Mares
A. Bouben Adhem Hope D. Ferred
c. Whatarent Beulah Land
Fan c. Bred May B. Forever
Philip Mike Ing 81 Gnome Orr
Meta Gem Liza Moldering
Ivy Green Justice Then
Live Forever Solomon Inall
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19

For verbal wizardry, citation is made
of the advertising man for ooh, Baby"
playing Paterson this week 1t is, take
it from him, a Smart emulsion of
glorious girlhood and sanitary fun"
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19

The esteemed Times prints a picture
Of "Lady Geddes, New York wife Of
the British Ambassador"
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19

1t wouldn't astonish us to learn that
the BARRIERS arc going to increase the
price OF hair singeing, owing to the
high cost of matches.
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19

The average mans dope on the
political situation is about as inter
esting as the garage man's explana-
ton Of why gasoline has gone up.
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19

After plunging his heroine into all
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19

Go! and sin no more.
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19

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New-York tribune., 1920-05-19

Nicky said he had to stay at home
and mind the baby Monday night while
his wife went to the show, but what
that poor child did all those nights
her father was in Pittsburgh, etc, is
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19

In its zeal to make point
against Senator Lodge and the Sen
ate reservationists The Wo1ld' eXults
over Switzerland's vote to enter the
league Of nations. 1t prints an edi-
torial entitled lodge Beaten in
Switzerland" Says The World:
New-York tribune., 1920-05-19
GUARANTY

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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-24
DROPPING DOLLARS.

y D. HARE. New Mexico Geld agent for the department Of agriculture
A. reports that New Mexico produced farr crops hsfscar worh sbsSs2.-
Ne9 This IL rood production ~ compared with me estimates % to,mw
what should be Ire states normal farm production value. based on available
lend md water. market conditions etc. We have "a Ions way TO 30 In our
FARMING development A. New MeSse and We are nowns fioels: It X niss
Irrigated countfoe nhsh lead IN value Of farm products ht the once deschc
'dr-mrmhnEr coanlea Union county comes first in IN state Win nearly
eannnooN III farm rron uiuea while Curry county Va second With something
uNtf tBnOooo0. Mora county - thmd with oser tbpoOooe. and this rroduc-
ton 81 rheny IRON the couEty's non-irlgated sections
n farming development wen proceeding normally IN ar STAT the nrgest
lnfreasc IN Production would b shown In me hftsnied. counties IN, pre-
rSHhbie msier1 They simply pk erot and The utilization OF their
farahf rcehoas 81 ne smte ard droppine them IN such enormous numbers
~ III Justify az nrnent and thorough inquiry into what - wrong.
our " county ~ bernAlhno b The prize eN4mple o. nenstra mgn
ton tk ErtruHWai nrodueion. IN ltla. vas $500 haNlHn AZ ~ UNIV
9otnth niece In value Of fnrm products IN the statos 20 counties
III fNa irrigated urea 81 salt River valley. Aftzona, an nsa Tributary 70
rboenis and no eraer than te irtguhls area tributary % Mmauerane me
Just fhink ~ hs you who depend upon Albuquerque and HefnnWo
toany Tor your present and future PROSPERITY; n single cop u. ne fhoenS
nn dr fmmc crop Ia fernnlnlu county. viii Do lenF than t.v"o.eeo,
sni " n wonder whS Ne growth u Albuquerque D. relatively 10y
W. wonder why ga ux rates. are rirhtfuiy high.
We wonder wht te~rH Hike fhoeniA ouisup us ~ P"iW'u"" ~" """"
nd ln cic imfiote ment
sat tho reason D. nlnhn enough
Thirty Ave million aonars q year more cash dumped into. trade channels
fsaa1re sheet Of every haAne- interest and q every property owner IN Ahp'
naffone wouldnt az -
naodnction value here Sur lands needs drainage, and wc cannot Train them,
ko nv ~ offered 10 10 the drainage for ne FOR nothing: there ARE some land
aUnsln who DO no wnr drainage; there d p considerable initial investment
involved M soas contare and Initiative and u Is ot o an reason "a expect
~ - if her aoaf. let the other districts gro and get rEh. Let the water
iahfs rise while We build one-top business hipcksa and sroan about ne Jay
rate ard Tong Cor q now houia and have grave fears Ina boys Mho are
trrine ~ The south Albuquerque druinnse district win drop thsr wad
It's a great hfe for a tafpole
Mr. bryan avs fS defeat Of the treaty is q crime; but h. % " hthe
&C., a. ,4unruf Nth Mr. MIaUu In admitting a.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-24
DOCTORS FIND
REMEDY FOR
COLDS AND FLU
Calotabs, the New Nausealess
Calomel Tablets, Cut Short
Colds and May Prevent Flu
By Keeping Liver Active,

Physicians have learned from ex-
.sduring the epidemic OF innu-
enza, nat one Of the most Important
factors In the prevention Of hu ami
pneumonia b. to keep the liver active
30 that tho digestive organs may be IN
perfect working order ~ the system
thereby enabled TO throw on colds.
check sore throats, and resist serious
complications. For this pnrpose they
have found that the new. nausealcss
calomel tablets called Calntans. arc
far more effective oven thau the old
style cal1mel, which was formerly the
universal %favnrite, aa talntahs do not
weaken the patient. % interfere with
the appetite On digestion.
Al the first slTu Of a cold or sore
throat, doctors recommend one Gallo
tab at bed time with "a swallow or
water,-thnts all. No salts, no nau-
sea. nor The slightest Interference
with your diet, pleasure. or work
Next morning YOU wake up feeling
Tine. your liver IN active, and you APP
petite 81 keen Tor o good hreakfaat.
For your protection Ca;3tahs are
sold only ln original sealed packages.
price thlriy-hve cents. All druRglsis
recommend and guarantee Calotahs
Your money back " you are not de
lighted with them
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-24
A REAL LEADER.

Hs political opponents REL nv made a desperate effort u have fun win
- WIN a. Hays. the republican national chairman, becLuse he sought and
obtained . special commfiee to preuarc a rcnuhicin party platform n ad-
anfc of The parWs convention. encouraged 0ners 81 prizrs Tor the hest sug-
eoations Tor pinnks In thc platform and otherwise Hourht to encourage pop
ular INTEREST," thc wrine Of the platform III cfiucs said ms. proved N'
pary Hays hradht a. he without campaign issues n ctiusltn ah, nl Nog
platform should be an Intelligent document md thai u have something In II
IHifoa hastily COMPOSED piHiudca
Hays ms dom something no ohcr party chairman hs yer doe before
IA hos one of TO get the sentiment Of the rank nmd he Of hsu party instead
Of waiting for aeNtle group Of half q dozen liatform writers 20 dcher. 4"
tho party convention their conception Of What that party should stand ir
a or The national con- nuons ever knew anything about the party platform
unit the newspapers printed ~ following It's adoption in fiotaus closing hours
b. tHe convention.
Under me HAYS system every republican who cares to know may know
pretty much What h proposed 10 place in tho party platform, long before the
party convention meets and can register his keAs as desired. He may not
More recently vigorous Efforts have been made 20 give the impression
aha fnv b. In ConnRf with ouo or more 81 Ia cAmpalEn Managers ~ the
several republican presidential aHpiuutA Hf HAY H a real Lender M like
Hi such men be ~ wufAnr toward electives and in ways that leave no
chance or iruNf Of his pufpsHa nd hts sincerity. That m why Do gets
gerHitL u VIII take ~. combined enort- OF at IN hone-heads h hA own
tnn can prevent, nm from eeeune y republican president n was Hays who
tni. ~ course u d rerent appeal 20 youug voters 10 interest themselves n
rfuQal Affairs
ra Which pnty yos may nov be inclined - o less impormncc than that
You afk Tor the truth, and hndng a. set and then act contnuahf.
~ IN not snrpiEnG nat small bore politicians are afraid OF Hays or
The Mount clemens news bureau doubtless VIII draw a solemn moral
l..nnL ~ ~ Anaanan n-nnL. nnLl ~ lanM. M m NnNlnLA LmL
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-24
Health Expert
Arrives Tonight
For a Conference

nr JON A.. Farrell director for
fhe United states ~ the International
Health hoard. ~lli arrive an Albu-
uierauc ihH evening Tor d confer
anra alfh local health NorkrrH roln-
sf.c 10 the question OF healfh admin
iafr.ilun III New Mcsicu nr. ferre'l
spenf today On Santa ~ c%nnfeuine
ulih Dr a. 81 Weller. state commits
sioarr of health.
Tho International Health hnnrd has
l.aen onf 81 the hiEgest nfciors in aid
lne eninfies % launch nuiI-tiine heali"
nnIis. The health hoard. which b. a
nart 81 fhf Rockefeller foundation,
ifns alvcn cxreliont hasisiance in SCI
flna np tho machinery and has mnde
fnnneiai a.fpf N a nnmhei % regions
rhrreesapfoiai spbortuniuos for study
sefF Seen.
81 FcfreIl wa invited TO come 10
N..e, alekico b. Clinton =. Anderson
~ ~ Neo Hesicc Public Hoalth ns-
sn.lafioo The work IN this state Mar
4. ommendfd 70 him ha Pr. John "
lr ~ ito Tinted States Public
fI-.ifh rfrtlce who made n survey "l
ros.ailInnn here during he 1911 d
4elA IA i honqd ihei q vo.operailfe
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-24
Site for Salvation
Army Home VIII
Be Picked Soon

Colonel y. J.. Cousins. prominent
salvation Amy worker. o located
In Denver MAS wired by the stale
board last night r1mmoninE him 10
Albuquerque. He will aesist fiie state
and county bonrds " selecting 4 siic
for the proposed Albuquerque Saliva
ton Army home. Frank ~ Hyuum.
who has been ~uasociated with the To-
cal army Tor over two months VIII be-
state director in the building cnm-
paiEn which was officially launched
during o meeting ut the Aivarado hast
ninht. Al this time The prciert OF
providing Il home in Albuquerque was
discnssod by man ycitizens repre-
sentative OF the community. All ~
whom were unanimous In their Cn-
dorzemenf OF the plan.
4 drive for sit.500 will be begun.
soon. Although the fund WIS liked ~
sib.000 to begin operations, $4,000
has already been reserved from .last
years subscriptions la maintain the
actual running expenses Of The or
r~anizntion. Although the building
will occasion an inNeatment OF fab,
00o the balance rot Subscribed VIII
be covered by q mortgage.
The suggested specifications for the
proposed home viii Include: 90 an
auditorium seating zoo persons; t2l "a
large room for work with Young PEG.
Pile and children; ca about four
emergency rooms; 90 two rooms for
emergency relief l5l "a reading room.
N possible. with rest nom and haths:
90 e. six-room fiat FOR officers,
with the establishment OF these
headquarters the personcl Of the sal
walton Amy IN Albuquerque viii he
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-24

An artist man T. Oswald Brown.
lie paints his pictures upside
down.
He cocks an eye ana paints "a sky
Thai shames old Neru's purple
dye.
4 swing pr iva, he brings TO
A picture like an Irish stew.
And What he paints. he eau "N-
plain.
But why. YOU ask the world In
vain.
90
IT'S A MIGHTY GOOD THING
Tor the weaiherman that he
doesn't have TO get a majority Of
votes TO stay IN onice. or, may
be. ~ he did. there'd be q morn
strenuous effort made To pro-
ducc good weather.
90
THE sUREsT METHOD OF
keeping the world healthy. oh
serves Dr. piilsan Powders,
would be to metcr the fresh air
and make 10 so expensive thnf
rverybodyid kick like hiazes u
they couldn't get q aH the time.
90
CRIMINAL LAWYER SLICK
noaer makes his advance fee FOR
defending a client larger than
the amount the defendant j. nc-
cused 81 stealing.
90
THERE ARE MANY who app
prove 81 the suggestion 10 dcport
Ol6 Man Winter TO RUSSIA 90 10
any other place far. far away.
90
HAIL. GENTLE SPRING. or
rain. or snow. or thaw. 20 every
bodyIl be snre 10 get his feet
wet and catch "a cold.
90
EDITOR. Please don't pin n
medal on the profiteer or the
street car conductor. who starts
up the a before ! get my feet
firmly on terra fhrma.-k"ader.
Request granted.
NJ
AND NOW WE'LL. AK the
artist 10 recite q seaHonnhlc seiec-
uon;