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The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27
Luke McLuke says

The married man who claims that
he is boss in his own home will lie
about other things, too, if he gets
q chance.
Daughter may not believe it. But
there was a time when Mother was
young and pretty and believed that
c Handsome Prince would marry her
md put her in Golden Castle.
Nowadays a man knows that he
ISN'T going to get much benefit
from taking a patent medicine un-
less the label announces an alcoholic
content of from 10 to Is per cent.
The most pitiful object is the man
With the swelled head He forgets
hat there are about 99,999,999 people
N the country who do not know who
he is, and care less.
You can't get a farmer to believe
that man can get any exercise out
If playing lawn tennis.
The reason why man never says
anything mean to another mans wife
is because he saves all his meanness
'or his own wife.
1t is the kind of a man who doesn't
AMOUNT to anything in his town who
ellis you that his town doesn't am
cunt to anything.
When big healthy man squeals
lbout his luck someone ought to hit
him over the head with a crowbar.
Any man who has health is up to his
eyes in luck.
Do not imagine that the girl with
he dreamy eyes is so drowsy that
she is going to overlook anything
The worst thing one housekeeper
IAN say about another housekeeper
IS that she never sweeps under the
beds.
We are all in favor of enforcing
laws that affect the Other Fellow.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27
THE DUTIES OF THE ATTORNEY
GENERAL.

Attorney General Murphy very appropriately mod
esy and saney set forth the duties of the Attorney
General in his speech at the Coliseum Saturday night
THE Attorney General is the attorney for the Terri
the Territorial officers to their duties the
law, and to represent the Territory in all litigation.
The office is creature of the law and law
making 1t Is within the province of the At
torney General to tear down the temples of our
fathers gods 1t is not his to remake the Territory.
or the laws of the country The office of Attorney
General is no place for the who has ambitions
to aid in making changes in the law of the land
AS Mr.. Murphy said, very truhfuy and very plainly
the Attorney Generals office has spectacular as
poets when the Attorney General is performing his
duty The great needs of an Attorney General
are knowledge of the law and a supply of what is
often called horse sense
Mr.. Murphys career Attorney General has
demonstrated his excellent qualifications fer the posi-
tion. lie has exercised common sense. He has not
been spectacular. lie has advised officials how tc
proceed under the law. He has construed statutes
and not attempted to make them. lie has represented
the Territory in good many lawsuits aud he ha,
never lost case for the Territory. He is the sor
al an Attorney General that Alaska needs lie know!
what the duties of the office are and he has tn,
ability and sense to perform them.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27
FORESTRY SERVICE HANDICAPPED.

Whether the Forest Service is correct in its esti
mates of timber resources and it's remedy for a
timber shortage and for lumber prices is questi or
asked by J. j. Underwood in the Seattle Times as
quoted by the Literary Digest Mr. Underwood says.
In this connection II is pointed out that
the Forest Service has been in existence
nearly twenty years and has done practically
nothing toward reforestation although it has
been constantly talking about that subject
for than a decade.
Twenty years ago, when the conserva-
tionsts first BEGAN the dissemination of pro-
paganda that led to the creation forest
reserves. the public told. through
great arary of figures. that the last stick
of lumber would be cut in the year 1918.
This proved to be a fallacy. But neyerthe-
less, there is good ground for the belief that
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

the nation is using up lumber about three
times fas it is producing it. Within
lifetime the lumber industry has moved from
the Northeast to the Northwest, and it can't
go beyond the Pacific Ocean 1t is clearly
the duty of Congress to make a very thor
ough investigation of the lumber supply and
to try to evolve plan that will per-
peuate the industry"
In this connection with the statement that the
Forest Service has done practically nothing but tall
about reforestation for than decade the CUES
on of appropriations may well be raised, for it costs
money to reforest lands and there returns fo
a generation for species of wood
Congress says much about reforestation, and right
fully, but out of total appropriation of almost
IS 900 600 600 for the fiscal year ending June 80
1921 Congress appropriated approximately one-eigh
Of cent for the Forest Service, $6295 1922
which must cover fire patrol fire prevention and
fighting, of the National Forests, etc, etc. The
Forest Service do little than talk under
these circumstances
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27
WHY HE SAID 1T.

John Rustgard said last night that The Empire
is the only paper in Alaska which has opposed leg
islation for making newspapers responsible for pub
fishing untruthful propaganda. Mr. Rustgard prob
ably said that because it is not true. The Empire has
said repeatedly that it had objections to such leg
slaion. The Empire also believes that the legisa-
ton should make it illegal knowingly to make false
statements in public speeches. circulars and letters
intended to influence the public. Mr.. Rustgard
to dote saying things that are not true
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

Full Territorial form government means govern
ment of Alaska by Alaskans through Alaskan ballot
boxes and not by appointive officials who their
allegiance to Washington. Delegate Grigsby favors
full Territorial form of government Mr. Sutherland
does not
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27
Ouch!

Smoking is a costly habit" said
the Tightwad as he handed his
Friend cigar. "When one gives
his friends cigars nowadays his loss
is no small one"
"You mean his loss in friends, don't
your queried the Friend, as he sniff
ed at the rope the Tightwad had
given him.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27
The Unbeliever

what was that collector arguing
about?" asked Mrs. Slopay. Didn't
you tell him that | wasn't at homer
"Yessum, | told him" replied the
Maid. But he wouldn't believe me.
Why, he acted like he wouldn't have
believed it if you had told him your
self with your own mouth"
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

commend Democratic Administration inaugurating
policy Alaska evidenced by the constructions of
the Alaska railroad and opening of the coal and oil fields
declare modification of the existing coal land
promote development without disturbing the features intended
to prevent monopoly.
For such changes in the policy of forestry control will
permit the immediate initiation of the paper pulp industry
For relieving the territory from the evils of long distance
by arbitrary and neockng bureaucratic regulation
and to that end the speedy of law containing
the essential features of tie LaneCuy bill pending
ordnatng and consolidating all federal control of natural
under department be administered by nonparsan
board permanently resident in the territory.
For the fullest Of territorial segovemen with
the ultimate statehood with jurisdictions all matters
purely federal including fisheries and and
intelligent of federal control believe
that all officials appointed should be qualified by previous bona
fde residence in the territory.
For comprehensive system Of road construction with in
and the full extension the Federal Road
Aid Act TO Alaska.
For the extension Alaska of the Federal Farm Loan Act
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

A vote for George B. C;rigsby is vote for self
government for Alaska Mr.. Sutherland opposes self
government.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27
PITS OF BY PLAY
81
BY Luke acLuks
Copyright y Cincinnati
Enquire,
Mean Brute!

at says here that arsenic will
whiten the complexion" said Mrs.
Gabb, as she looked up from the
newspaper she was reading. DO you
think that / ought to try some?'
yes" growled Mr.. Gabb. Take
about a pound the first dose"
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27
Names

IT'S funny thing said Pritchard,
How Christian name won't stick;
You can name the baby Richard,
But the world will call him Dick"
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27
A Cinch

When any man you chance to quiz
About his things of worth.
He's sure to tell you his dog is
The very best on earth.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27
Things To Worry About

Dead rats have gone up to so cents
I dozen, in the Canton (China) mar
kets.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

A vote for George b. Grigsby is vote for tn
Development Board measure
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

One shouldn't believe the stories one candidate
ellis about the other. To be absolutely safe one
should believe both of them.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27
| CHOLLY MACKS
SAYINGS.

Do your Christmas limiting early
If the polling is to be done schedule, beep
mirrors out of the booths.
Who can tell? Maybe the next generation will
not only inherit the debt but also the war.
Sweetie: No, Russian Red is not fast color 1t
runs
One shouldn't believe the stories one candidate
ellis about the other To be absolutely safe one
should believe both of them.
Stocking up for Winter" pipes sign in lingerie
shop Which, we opine, is it should be
Trade Note: output of American yarns in
@reases," HUH Usually does around election time
Beauty used to be the chief requirement of
movie star, but now--have you heard what Babe
Ruth is getting for one picture?
Now there is doubt as to whom discovered
The Poles n it wasn't Doc. Cook.
The chap who complains most about the govern
ment is usually the who doesn't vote
bank cashier bought six tons of coal last week
Now the directors have expert goin over his
books
When the landlord raises our rent. does he shed
profteers?
Looks like a lot o. baseball stars will spend tho
winter behind the bars.
Anxious Inquirer: No, you are WRONG The
Capital at Washington, ID. C., has not an ivory dome
You are probably thinking of some of the Congress
Looks like all the sugar manpulators have gone
into the coal business
William Judkns Hewitt says The Cubans shouId
erect monument to Mr. Nolsead
Hope the Bolshes spend their last Red soon
Now that may vote we will find IN many
that the eyes" have it,
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

Beauty used be the chief requirement of a
movie star, but now--have you heard what Babe
Ruth is getting for picture?
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

Trade Note: output of American yarns in
rreases" Huh! Usually does around election time
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

Stocking up for Winter" pipes a sign in lingerie
shop. Which we opine, is it SHOULD be
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27
Can You Beat III?

This represents the name of a Chi
cago man who is in the paint bust
ness:
o o o o o o
What is his name?
Why Zero Marks, of course!
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

Now there is doubt as to whom discovered
The Poles n it wasn't Doc. Cook
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27
Bless Her Heart!

(Kansas City Starr
Miss Dimple Chinn 3407 Broadway
has returned after a visit with DR..
md Mrs. T. B. Miller and family at
Greenwood, Mo.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27
Names Is Names

Names Is Names
Ida Hotop lives in Louisville, Ky.
Our Daily Special
A Polite Man Has To Tell A Good
Many Lies.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

Who tell? Maybe the next generation will
not only inherit the war debt but also the war.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

The chap who complains most about the govern
ment is usually the who doesn't vote
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

bank cashier bought six tons of coa last week
Now the directors have an expert goin' over his
books.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

Sweete: No, Russian Red is not fast color It
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27
Firms Is Firms

Firms Is Firms
No. dear reader, Goforth & Payne
are not dentists. They are in the
grocery business in Morlistown, Tenn.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

If the polling is to be done schedule, beep
mirrors of the booths.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

Looks like lot o baseball stars will spend the
winter behind the bars
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

When the landlord raises our rent, does he she
profteers?
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

William Judkns Hewitt says the Cubans shouId
erect monument to Mr. Nostead
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

Looks like all the sugar manipuators have gone
into the coal business
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

Do your Christmas limiting early.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

Anxious INQUIRER; No you wrong Thu
Capital at Washington, ID. C.. has not an ivory dome
You are probably thinking of some of the Congress
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

CIRCULATION GUARANTEED TO BE MORE THAN
DOUBLE THAT OF ANY OTHER ALASKA NEWSPAPER
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

Now that women may vote we will find IN many
cases that the eyes" have it,
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-10-27

Hope the Bolshics spend their last Red soon.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15

. mystery. Twice befor6 the capitol al
santa Fe has been destroyed by fire
The earthquake shock which was
felt at MescalerO and vicinity this
Several people said this morning that
they experienced a sensation lust
about five o'clock, similar TO the one
when the city was shaken several
weeks ago during the SOcorro dis
turbance.
Thirty poiicyholders in the New
York Life and Mutual Insurance COM
panies met at the chamber OF COM
merce last night to discuss. ]. H.
Nations was elected chairman, and
5. r. Newman, secretary.
Mayor Charles Davis ST. has called
a special meeting OF the council in
his office at the city hall tonight for
the purpose Of considering the re-
ports OF special committees
Mr.. and Mrs. J. English Lowe an
nounce the approaching marriage Of
their daughter. Bernice. TO Herbert
at the First Christian church, No
vember 81
Alderman Jos. T. Grant has re-
turned from trip TO Cleveland. Mrs.
Grant, who had preceded him and had
been for a visit TO relatives in Ohio.
returned with Mr.. Grant. and Mrs
Grants sister. Mrs. N. T. Phillips, and
son Herbert, returned with Mr.. and
Mrs Grant and viii spend the winter
here.
Judge Of the police court A. s. ].
Eylar has left for a business trip Of
several days 10 Arizona and during
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15
HOROSCOPE
TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 10, 1879.


TUESDAY, NOVEMBER Is, 1870.
/ THIs is a quiet day. according to
astrolOEy. Early in the morning
the sun and Mercury are IN
benelc aspect There is a slightly
nenacing sway Of Jupiter.
I While the stars seem TO fndicet e
/ that business affairs may be quiet.
! especially along certain lines, the
I seers 1oreteu that there viii be a
/ decided stimulation OF trade within
I the month.
It is read that money win be
easier to obtain on loan after the
Z first Of next month.
This should be a period OF plan
ming FOR the new year, for fair PROM
Use is made BY the stars. Wherever
capital is needed or the support OF
persons Of influence. action should
be taken while this period prevails.
The sun and Mercury. responsible
IN great measure, astrologers de-
clare, for the prominence Of journal
ISIS IN public life. today are in an
aspect that should be fortunate for
al who seek office or official recog-
milton
Many prominent men viii visit the
United states within the year. one OF
whom VIII come on a mission of su-
preme import.
According to ancient lore presents
OF favors bestowed under this plan
etary government were most lucky
to the recipients.
Mercury Is in an aspect that is
read as presaginE the greatest
growth of influence OF radical
thought through the press. A news
paper OF great Britain viii wielc ex-
traordinary power. It is reported
that naval and military operations
on large scale seem 10 be fore
snaooWed for Europe.
Want and privation, which have
been less in evidence recently than
formerly, VIII be conspicuous during
the winter when many poor persons |
viii need aid
While there may be more demand
Tor charity in this country than there 4
has been recently conditions in Fu-
rope VIII be pitiable.
Spain and Hungary are still sub /
Ject TO the most unfortunate dfrec-
tons OF the starr.
Persons whose birthdate Il is have
the forecast of un active and success
ful year. Those who are employed /
may be promoted
Children born on this day viii be
careful, painstaking and lucky in an
probability. These subjects Of Seor-
Pic usually prosper exceedingly-
Copyright 1920, by the Mcclure I
Newspaper Syndicate)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15

Greet. clerk Jim Dyer and the Do
icemen. after a short speech. pre-
sented on behalf OF the FL Paso po-
lice force, a silver set consisting OF a
pitcher and two coblets.
W A. Mitchell. night captain was
named chief OF police by the mayor
10 succeed Mr. Hall At last nights
meeting The council confirmed the
nomination. Mounted policeman Jesse
Walbridge was named night captain
TO succeed W. A. Mitchell
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15
Aged, Wrinkled Faces
Easily Rejuvenated

An aged face IS often only a mask TO a
comparatively youthful person Beneath
is countenance young and fair 20 look
upon It's a simple matter 20 remove the
mask Ordinary mercolzed wax. 20 be
had az any drug store. gradually absorbs
the worn out surface skim in a week or
two the user has the loveliest plulzy white
complexion imaginable. An ounce OF the
wax usually Is sufficient TO complete the
Transformation Il Is put on at night IKE
cold cream and taken off in the morning
with warm water.
This remarkable treatment Is Invariably
effective no matter how muddy. sallow or
dlscolored the complexion. Freczles, moth
patches. liver spots. pimples. hlackheads
and other cutanecus hiemishes. naturally
vanish with the discarded skin.
To remove wrinkles and nsbbiness. here
g. a recipe that cannot be too highly rec
commended; Powdered sa0olits. one ounce.
dissolved IN witch hazel one half pint
Use a. q wash lotion--AdT.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15
TEXAS SCHOOL LAND MOST
EXTENSIVE. OF ANY STATE

Austin. Tex, Nov. 15.-The total es-
innate OF the value OF the land en-
dowment Of the permanent free
school fund OF Texas Is s71.l0A51s.
which IS the largest OF any IN the
United states, with the possible eI-
ception OF New York, according to the
biennial report Of J. T. Robson.
state land commissioner. This does
not include any estimate Of The prob
able value OF the minerals in the
school lands
with this fund for educational
purposes the state should now estab-
lsh and maintain at public expense
in every county high school
equipped with modern schoolroom
helps. including chemical laboratory.
mechanical appliances and have land
sufficient In connection for the DEM
onslration Of practical scientific
farming and stock raising" said
commissioner Robson.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15
CHRcSIC CATARRH
Follows Repeated Colds when Blood
Il Impure.

Your body suffering from a cold
does not properly attend 10 diges-
ton and elimination AS a result
your blood becomes impure. 10 in
flames the mucous membrane and
brings about that condition in which
chronic catarrh occurs and on which
IL depends.
Purify your blood. make it clean.
by taking HOODS Sarsaparilla. and
II your bowels are not BEAUTIFULLY
active. take Hoods Pills. These
medicines have relieved and pre-
vented thousands Of cases Of chronic
catarrh. Economy IS one OF the
strong points Of Hoods Sarsaparilla
100 doses in a bottle. Whv moot
get 70 today2-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15

his absence Tom Lea has been acting
as police Judge.
Zach Cobb has gone 20 Phoenix TO
attend the miners convention.
Florence J. Hall who resigned as
chief OF police, TO be sworn in as
sheriff Of Fl Paso county. was sur
prised 70 find practically every mem
Der Of the local force gathered in his
office last night Police judge Eylar
surrounded by captains Mitchell and
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15
LOU Broadpay PIays az PIayers

4 Jew YORK. Nov. 15.-Arrange-
IN ments have been made whereby
1Irs. Fiske's next New York ap-
pearance viii be under the manage
ment Of sam III. harris. The actress
has finished a southern tour in Miss
Nelly OF N'Orleaus- IN two weeks
ena viii begin rehearsing in w axe
Up. Jonathan" written by Hatcher
Hughes and Elmer Rice Mr.. Hughes
IS q lecturer on the drama at Colum-
bia university and NJ Rice Is the
author Of ION Trial" The new play
viii be staged by Harrison Grey
Fiske and viii be seen first in Allan
tic City about Christmas time.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15

The first honorary dinner OF the
season to be given by the Friars viii
be held at Hotel Astor Sunday eve
ming. Nov. IS, with Claiming Pollock
playwright as its victim Mr.. Pol
lock win sail on December for
Egypt to see If all the stories about
the Sphinx. Cleopatra and Bert VIII
liams's song Ny Castle on the River
Nile" are true. Having been unable
70 get a supply OF coal for the winter,
ne win remain away for six months.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15

The Mandarin" by Paul Frank,
the Fiennese author. adapted by Her
man Bernstein, has begun ~ engage
ment at the Princess theatsr. 1t is a
mystery play produced abroad by Max
Reinhardt. A quick shift in bookings
caused a cancellation Of the final
week Of the plays road tour In order
20 bring II to New York Brandon
lyman has the leading role In the
cast is Nine Halina Bruzovna. former
star at the Moscow Art theater, who
is making her English debut In THE
Mandarin"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15

Having married Bash Smith OF
Mecca" il is only natural that Betty
Linn OF the chorus OF The Green
witch Village Follies" should aspire
TO be near him every darned minute.
Nov, Betty has a good friend in
Dorothy Lee Of the Mecca" ensem-
bic, and what do you think Dorothy
has done2 She has offered TO change
shows with Betty. and the two man
agements are about 10 swap girls.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15

Harding. I and the wife wish 20 con
graduate him and his running mate,
VIII H. Hayes We viii state. how
ever, that Mr.. Harding owes his cleo
ton 10 an accident On Monday. Nov.
/. Dudley, our candidate, sprained his
left ankle while kicking his neigh
bor's dog, and had to withdraw from
the race The accident was not seri-
Gus except. possibly. TO the dog, and
Dudley viii be all right again in a
Few DAYS"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15

Joseph Bernard Rethy has written
a play called The Happy Marriage"
Mr.. Rethy is a bachelor and. If he is
capable otherwise, should. therefore.
be able 70 write along the lines his
title indicates. Incidentally, Samuel
Shipman has selected Mr. Rethy as a
vyns viii produce. So You see, Mr..
Rethy is having a lot Of goodluck-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15

York houses. during which time she
VIII rehearse a new play. Mary Nash
viii begin an engagement at the
Playhouse in The Cats Paw" by
Carl Schooner and Benjamin F. GlaZer.
Sometime during the week Mr.. Brady
VIII present the London success, The
Young. Visiters," at Broadway thea
ter yet 10 be announced. Early in
December he viii bring Alexander
Carr 70 Broadway in The Dreamer"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15
II Years Ago Today
From The HeraIa Of Thls pate. 1907

TOR a time fire threatened the
L beautiful new hospital Of New
Mexico in Santa Fe. yesterday
The books in the territorial library
and every office were damaged by
smoke. The origin OF the fire is
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-15

Jumps Of undigested food causing
pain. When your stomach is acid,
and Is Eassy sour or you have heart
burn. flatulence. headache or dyspep-
STA here is speedy relief-nO waiting.
Eat a tablet or two Of Pape's
Diapepsin and instantly your stomach
feels fine All the indigestion PAIN
gases, acidity and misery in the stom-
ach caused by acidity ends.
Pape's Diapepsin tablets cost little
~ any drug store but there IS no
surer OF quicker stomach antacid
known-AdV.