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Middletown transcript., 1920-04-03
Peace and Quiet.

Vicar Ito parishioner who has re-
GENTLY lost his wife)-You must feel
very lonely now, I'm afraid, Mr.. Jud-
kins?
Mr.. Judkins-Yes, sir; it be lone
some-but it be quiet Passing Show,
London.
Middletown transcript., 1920-04-03
Indian Silk.

There are 100000 persons in India
engaged in the production of silk.
Caterpillars and moths of the null
berry silk industry Of India are entile-
" dOmesticated creatures.
Middletown transcript., 1920-04-03

"Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin" to be
genuine must be- marked with the
safety "Bayer Cross" Then you are
getting the true, world-famous Aspirin,
prescribed by physicians for over IL
years.
Always buy an unbroken package OF
'eBayer Tablets of Aspirin" which con-
Middletown transcript., 1920-04-03

Police must ride in fitting state Hence
finished for them and 1t believed tnae tn m
chine is the ever manufactured
with three % the cnaneu Que
chiefs
furnished with upholstered blue leather ana nc
carpeted with curtains match Among tne
an electric cigar there
that the arrested Will not escape rings
The photograph and police car
Middletown transcript., 1920-04-03
Vain Endeavor.

"Who is the despondent-looking per
SOM"
'The former proprietor Of cabaret.
He says life holds nothing more for
him."
"Why doesn't he establish himself in
Cuba?"
Its too late now. He wasted the
savings Of years trying to convince his
patrons that the vaudeville he gave
them while sober was just as good as
the performances they used to applaud
wildly when three sheets in the wind"
Birmingham Age-Herald.
Middletown transcript., 1920-04-03
Contrary Result,

"Your patient eats nothing but rich
food" II suppose that is why he has
such a poor appetite"
Middletown transcript., 1920-04-03
Technical Error.

Rubb-What was the worst mistake
you made in the army?
Dubb-The time / called the cap
tain boss and hit him for a raise
Home Sector.
Middletown transcript., 1920-04-03
The Result.

"Why did that banker on his trial
Eet such q raw deal?"
"For cooking his accounts"
Middletown transcript., 1920-04-03
The Reason,

The Reason.
"There are no more liquor jokes
now, are thereT'
mo; I suppose the prohibitionists
we're afraid people might drink them
.'-BaltimOre American.
Middletown transcript., 1920-04-03

Even when you want to, don't be-
lieve half that you hear.
Middletown transcript., 1920-04-03

tains proper directions to safely reliev9
Colds, Headache, Toothache, Earache1
Neuralgia, Lumbago, Rheumatism, Neus
ritis, Joint Pains, and Pain generally.
Handy tin boxes Of twelve tablets
cost but a few cents. Druggists also
sell larger "Bayer" packages. sAspirtA
is the trade mark of Bayer Manufa cturo
of Monoaceticacidester of SaRcylicacid.
Middletown transcript., 1920-04-03

Reckless Driver.
When you come right down to IT, tne
reclxless driver is rarely wreckless.
Middletown transcript., 1920-04-03

A cynic is a man who claims to be
tired of the world. But in reality the
world is tired of him.
Middletown transcript., 1920-04-03

A new broom sweeps almost al
clean as a straight flush.
Middletown transcript., 1920-04-03

FREE
New Royal Cook Book
containing these and
scores Of other delightful
recipes. Write for itto-ddy.
ROYAL BAKING POWDER co.
lis Fulton Street
New York City
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-01-01

Roma. 81 dicembre. il Presi
dente del Consiglio del Ministri ha
Presieduto il Consiglio di Guerra per
discutere la situazione Adriatica. Prims
della riunione egli tenne un Consiglc
del -Ministr. Al Consiglio di Guerra
ha participate anche il Ministro per gil
Atari Esteri Scialoia, il quale ha pos.
posto la sua partenza per Parigi allc
scope di essere presente.
La piu' importante discussione ira
ministri fu quella riguardante la ques
tione di Fiume ron. Nitti dichiaro
dl sperare potter risolvere anche nei
riguardi di D'Annunzio, prima di par
tire per Londra Parigi per la pro
posta missione finanziaria.
l ministri discussero pure la ques
tione di arrestare la minaccia di nuov
scioperi, specialmente quello da parte
del personale dele posIe telegrafi ed
anche da parte di alcune sezioni de-
perSonale ferroviario dele Strade fer
rate.
LIE aspirazioni del detti impiegati
Sc assecondate, porteranno ALA peces-
sta di imporre nuove tasse per parec
chi milioni. II Governo desidera, clio
nostante, di evitare qualsiasi agita =
zione la quale potrebbe assumere un ca :
rattere politico, peri coloso agli inter
essi dell Italia, specialmente all Estero
LIE sottoscrizioni per il prestito ma
zionale hanno raggiunto approssimati-
vamente move miliardi di lire,. sec
ondo quanto stampa il giornale "Il
Tempo"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-01-01
FORMER AMERICAN
CITIZEN MADE PEER
Albert Stanley, Who Once
Worked in Railroad Yards in
Detroit, Created Baron

London, Jan. ALBERT Stanley at
one time resident of Detroit. Mich.
is included in the New Year honor list,
being elevated to the peerage with the
rank of baron.
Although English by birth. Baron
Stanley was an American citizen by
naturalization. He gave up that citizen
ship and the management of certain
American electric railways and became
Successively member of Parliament.
president of the Board of Trade, and
chief of transport In his youth he had
worked in the railway yards of De-
troit, where his father lived.
Sir George Riddell who, as liaison
officer between the British delegation
and the press during the Peace Confer =
ence in Paris, bcame known to most
of the American newspaper men there.
also is made a baron, as is Sir Bertrand
Dawson, physician extraordinary to
King George.
An earldom is conferred on Viscount
Middleton, former secretary of state fol-
India, known for his stand against
peace with Germany until the Germans
had made reparation for vandalism.
Charles Hubert Montgomery, of the
foreign office, who was in the United
States with Lord Reading, receives the
c. B.. an honor shared by Wilfred
Maurice Short, secretary to Arthur
Balfour.
Hugh Cunliffe- Owen, vice chairman
of the British American Tobacco Co.
was created a baronet, and Edward
Mackay Edgar. banker. who is almost
as we'll known in New York as in Lon
don. receives a similar title.
Frederick Guest, treasurer of the
kings household, who married Miss
Amy Phipps, an American girl; Charles
J. Doherty and Arthur L. Sfton, Can
adian representatives at the Peace Con :
ference. and Sir William White. for
mer Canadian minister of finance, are
made privy councillors.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-01-01
"COUNTRY,S CHIEF BLESSING IS
ITS LIBERTY" CRIES MERCER
Explanatory Comment

M prtet or o
the
accom- nyng @po
secret
diged
s dyto o po secrets
ormern said has
addto t this ot amee cntl nc
gum h o
r
hetempe this
gum?"
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-01-01
CONTINUED TOMORROW

copyri0ht, Canado. 1890. ty Public Ledger co.
International COpyrfOht. 1870. bU Public Ledger
49, Noalri9h Ie9e bn p,bIie ~ -.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-01-01
Gable Briefs


Plans bounced yesterday for putting
In force ne peace treaty on January O
are Likely to be upset by German OBJ
iections to plans for the plebiscites in
Upper Silesia. Alenstein. Memel and
other territories. Marshal Foch reports
&c, 900 German soldiers in Upper Silesia
and suggests they be sent away before
allied forces go there to conduct the
plebiscite. ....
President Ebert of Germany views
with alarm the outlook for 1920. He
declares the attempt to deliver war
chiefs to the Allies for trial, in com
pliance with the treaty Of Versailles,
may bring civil war, and that the eco
nomic situation of Germany points to a
crisis which may shake the young re-
public to its foundations.
While it is believed that the Allies
will accept certain treaty reservations,
it has become known that no effort has
been made to apprise Washington as
to how far they are willing to go. The
British government will not act until
after the Senate takes definite action,
on the ground that it has no right to
influence America in its decision.
Indications are that Britain may have
labor ministry before the end of this
year. Changes in sentiment during
1910 have been so great that it is be-
lieved labor will abandon the strike as
it's great wee-on, and give arbitration a
real trial in the settlement of disputes.
Teh advance guard Of the Lithuanian
American Legion has arrived at Koons.
4 London physician attributes the
wave of crime in Great Britain to the
effects of war on former soldiers-men
with a strain of mania who have lost all
fear of death or injury through expert
ences in the trenches, and who find ex-
citement of some sort necessary to ex
istence now.
Mrs. Carl Seitz, wife of the Austrian
president, sends message of thanks to
the women of America for their help to
the starving people. Our one hope
and comfort" she says, ''is that the
mothers of the world will not let our
children perish"
Removal of price control from milk,
butter and cheese in Great Britain has
resulted in sharp advances in price.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-01-01
Cardinal Merciier s Story

Including his correspondence with the German
authorities in Belgium during the war, 1914 to
1918, edited by Professor Fernand Mayence Of
Louvain University and translated by the Bene-
dictine Monks of St. Ausustine's, Ramssate,
England.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-01-01
Extraordinary Values In Fur Coats

Regularly Now
1880 Natural Muskrat Coats. TdS m
Smart sport model witt, large shawl collar.
cuffs and border of Muskrat
1]o.oo Hudson Seal Coats.
Smart sport model with large rolling shawl
collar and cuffs
Z25.OO Australian Seal Coats: ..... 155 M
Smart sports model; large shawl collar and
cuifs of Natural Squirrel.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-01-01
N|TT| PRESIDE UN
.C0NC|L|0 D. GUERRA
La Situazione Riguardo TAdri.
atico e. State il Soggetto
della Discussions

Published and Distributed Under
PERMIT NO. 341.
Authorized by the act of October 9,
1917. on file at the Postoffice OF Phila-
delphia. Pa
A. S. BURLEsoN,
Postmaster General
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-01-01

Butter is now dollar a pound and
milk has scared to such an extent that
has been reduced 80 per
cent.
Moslems in India regard the portition
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-01-01

of Turkey as an attack on their religion
and refuse TO accept the King OF Hedjas
as the protector Of holy places. They
demand restoration of Turkey on pre-
war basis and thcaten boycott ,ot
British goods. \.
Red Lake news. [volume] (Red Lake, Minn.) 1912-1921, 1920-02-01
RHYMES FOR HEALTH CRUSADERS


copyright by Oklahoma tuberculosis Asso
ion, 315 Oklahoma Bldg, Oklahoma City,
Health Chore No. l
Dirty hands with food are bad;
Unhealthful, too, for lass or lad,
Germs to fingers some times stick,
And perhaps will make you sick.
Wash YOUR hands before you eat;
A Health Crusader is always neat.
Health Chore No.
When washing face, now don't forget,
And leave unwashed your ears and neck;
Finger nails, too, clean nice and trim,
It helps your Crusaders rank to win.
If the rank of Health is won,
All these chores must be done.
Health Chcre No. 3
Pencils were made to draw and write,
But gather germs both day and night;
Into the mouth they should not go,
For it may be harmful, as you should know
Fingers were made for work and play,
And from mouth and nose should stay away
Health Chore No.
A glass of water, pure and fine,
Before each meal and at bedtime;
Heed this rule and you will see
How strong and healthy you will be-
If tea and coffee you will shun,
10 dow, ic hoUI1
Health Chore No.
When you smile and teeth do show,
They should be as white as snow;
Brush them clean two times each day,
And you'll not lose them from decay.
Lurking germs you'll drive away,
Gone forever and to stay.
Health Chore No.
Hold your mouth tightly closed,
Draw fresh air in through your nose;
Ten deep breaths, full and long,
Into lungs this fresh air goes,
Taken through your mouth is wrong
Always take it through the nose.
Red Lake news. [volume] (Red Lake, Minn.) 1912-1921, 1920-02-01
RED LAKE SCHOOL


Sunday afternoon, February 1st, Mrs. Mason
took number of the girls for ride to Redby.
Stella Webster, a fifth grade pupil, to one of her
classmates: ''They call the Mississippi River the
sFather of Waters why don't they call it the
Mr. Sippi?'
Miss Winifred Carlow spent several days at the
hospital with the flu.
Sunday evening, February Is, Mr.. Graham talked
to the children about Abraham Lincoln
Robert Peterson, who has had attack OF ap-
pendicts, is able to be in school again.
Mrs Edward Hole-n-day, who is employed at
the Cass Lake School, spent several days with her
husband at the Red Lake School the middle Of the
month.
James Blackeye left for Canton, S. D., on Feb
ruary FL
Gus Holstein, of Cross Lake. pleasant
caller at the school couple of occasions during
the month.
Louis Lusser made business trip to Gonvick
the GOTH
Edward Hole-in day made business trip to
Bemidii and Cass Lake the first part Of the month
We notice that Mrs Lewis has issued the kitchen
and dining girls net set of work aprons for
which the girls are very grateful
We had several mild Of chickenpox in the
school during February.
Mrs Carrie Smith attended the funeral OF her
niece, Oath Charlotte Caswe, at Redby, Feb
ruary 20.
On account of i'll health, Mrs Frank Mason was
Obliged to discontinue her services as assistant
matron on the 9th.
Miss Olive White spent the weekend with friends
in Bemidji, February FL and 22.
Owing to the prevalence of flu in the vicinity,
the children were not allowed their regular month
end home visit the last of February.
Jane Smith spent couple of days in the hos
ptal with a sore throat
Cordelia Sitting obliged to discontinue her
school work on account of trouble with her eyes.
The large boys and girls enjoyed the music fur
nished by Mr.. and Mrs Hamley, for their evening
social of February 27th and express their apprecia
ton and thanks
Red Lake news. [volume] (Red Lake, Minn.) 1912-1921, 1920-02-01
ST. MARY'S MISSION SCHOOL

There are now about 80 boys and girls enrolled
in this school. The girls building is in excellent
condition. The boys building, however, is in need
of repairs. Father Florian is very busy installing
a new heating system. This will add great deal
to the comfort of the boys building.
Red Lake news. [volume] (Red Lake, Minn.) 1912-1921, 1920-02-01

copyright by Oklahoma tuberculosis Assocla-
ton 315 Oklahoma Bldg, Oklahoma CityO
The St. Johns herald., 1920-09-30
Chronic Catarrh.

Our manner of living makse us very susceptible to colds and a succession of colds causes chronic catarrh a loathsome disease with which it is estimated that ninety five per cent of our adult popula- tion are afflicted. If you would avoid chronic catarrh you must avoid colds or having contracted a cold get rid of it as quickly as possible. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is highly recommended as cure for colds and can be de- pended upon.
The St. Johns herald., 1920-09-30
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local applications as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure catarrhal deafness, and that is by a constitutional remedy. Catarrhal Deafness is caused by an in- famed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is inhamed you have a rumbling sound or tm- perfect hearing. and when 1t Is entirely closed, Deafness is the result Unless the inflammation can be reduced and this tube restored to its normal condition. hearing will be destroyed forever. Many eases of deafness are caused by catarrh, which is an infamed condition of the mucous sur faces. Halls Catarrh Medicine acts thru the blood on the mucous surfaces of the system.
 We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot be cured by HalPs Catarrh Medicine. Cir. cuiaTB free. All Druggists, 75e.
 '. T. CHENEY G CO. Toledo. o.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27
EIGHT WILL REPRESENT
COUNTY AT CONGRESS

Eight Umatilla county men interest
cd in irrigation, today were appointed
| by Mayor j. l.. Vaughan as delegate
to the Northwest Development and
Reclamation Congress, which will be
held at Seattle Sept. 16 and II. These
men viii be asked to go, if possible,
in the interests of this county.
DIR. David b. Hill of Pendleton; o.
u. Teel and Walter HinlIle, of Echo;
James Kyle. of Stanfield, and j. T..
Hinkle. ]. f. Mcknight c. E. Schil-
ling and f. p. Dodd, of Hermiston,
were those who will he asked to at
tend. Two more names may be added
later.
The call is sent out from the Seat
tie chamber of commerce and is
signed by the governors of the states
of Oregon. Idaho, Montana, Washing
ton and Wyoming, and the United
States senator's of these states.
The purpose Of the congress is the
formation of northwestern league
of states, and the adoption of ways
and means for the enlistment of ma
tional interest through the western
states reclamation associ; .tion in the
reclamation of 100000 acres of
arid lands-including such projects
as are now ready for construction and
the Columbia basin enterprise. which
in itself will water 100000 of the
thirsty acres.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27
If You Are Easily Tired Out,
Your Blood Needs Purifying

81. tance in giving the system a
general housecleaning.
Nearly everybody Just now needs
few Bottles Of s. s. s. to cleanse
The system Of Impurities.
S. S, s. Is without an equal as a
general tonic and system builder
II improves the appetite and gives
new strength and vitality to both
old and young q
Full information and valuable
literature can be had by writing 70
Swift Specihe Co., Atl2BiS. Ga,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27
Pupils Buying Books

Pendleton school pupils are already
buying books in preparation for the
opening OF school next Monday Lo-
cal dealers say that while there Is
quite a run on school books, conges-
ton Is feared on the opening date OF
school unless more children buy books
now. There are enough books to meet
the demand. with the exception Of Tarr
& Nc Murray's Biographies which are
new this year and which are not yet
off the press.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27

Harvest in Umatilla county should
be completed in 10 more days of
threshing weather, according to esti-
mates on the crop here today. Sever
al delays have been occasioned by
rains during the present harvest sea
son and as a result some of the far
mers are behind their usual place for
this time. The rains have been suf-
ficiently hard TO bleach considerab BILE
wheat and as result it is testing
lighter as harvested. Grain contin-
ues to come into the warehouses in
large quantities and as rapidly as
cars are obtained it is being moved.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27
rpham says IS. 900. 900.

CHICAGO, Aus. 27.-CU. P.)-CoX's S
charges that the republican party is
raising n SS,0OO.000 fund was char
aeterized as a dream by Treasurer
Upham, of the national committee
today. He reiterated his statement
that the fund being raised by repuh-
licans will amount to "only three mil
lion dollars'' -
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27
Dl,el,er az Work ON n. p.

A work train with ditcher crew
is at work on the Northern Pacific
right of way between the Umatilla
river bridge and Fulton station and
will dig out the bitches so that surplus
water will drain when the heavy rains
of fall and winter come.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27
Clogged-up Impurities Will Under
mine Your Health.

The first symptoms are usually a
loss of appetite, followed by q
gradual lessenins of energy. the
system becomes weaker day by
day, until YOU feel yourself OH the
verge of breakdown
This whole condition Is but the
result OF impnrilles III the blood
that show that nature needs as
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27
Icacl,crs win Meet Tomorrow

Teachers in the city schools have
been called to meet with their respec-
tive principals and with Superinten-
dent H. Il. Inlow tomorrow afternoon
at o'clock In the county library. The
meeting is merely to notify teachers
OF their assignments and to give them
the few necessary instructions before
taking up their school work Monday
morning at o'clock for the 1920
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27

CHICAGO. Aug. 27.-0A. PD-Gov-
ernor Cox's schedule of the repblicar
campaign fund quotas in 81 principal
cities is "phony list which 1 never
heard Of before" Fred w. Upham. re-
publican national Treasurer, declared
today. Somebody must have played
a joke on the governor" he declared.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27

Local millers have received notice
from the state public service commits
sion that new minimum of $4,000
pounds to the carload of flour and
millfeeds has been established. The
wheat minimum of 10000 pounds
was not lowered The other former
ly was at $4,000 pounds.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27

MARION, Aug. 27.-(By Raymond
CIapper, U. p. Staff Correspondent
senator Harding declined to comment
in any way o nthe charges regarding
republican campaign contributions. He
said it would be more becoming to
allow Chairman Hays to discuss it.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27

Mrs. Beatrice Watkins, aged 81,
died last night at the Eastern oregon
State Hospital. Mrs. Watkins was
born in Portland. The body is at
Folsom undertaking parlors await
ing funeral arrangements.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27

In the circuit court today orders OF
dismissal were filed in the case of the
Howell-Swift Tire Co, VS.. A. r. Rob-
inette and the Peoples Warehouse VS..
lG, A. Richardson.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27
Indian Drunk. Eined SO.

william Jones' an indian, was nm
ed $40 this morning in police eourt on
a charge of being drunk. FRIENDS Oh
Jim Murphy. who has been serving
out a 12 day sentence in lieu OF $zs
fine money. this morning came IN WIN
s1t and paid the balance due on ms
fine. He was released.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27
Lcaxc for East End.

agent. and Clayton Long. extension
specialist from o. A. c., left this morn
ing for Freewater and Milton on an
inspection tour. They will look at
crops and prospects and Mr.. Bennion
will gather samples for the cereal
grain show to be held here Septem
Der and in the Sturgis & 'Storie
implement store un0er the auspices
of the Umatilla county farm bureau.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27
Miss Harmon in weston.

instruction in the making Of fire
less cookers is being given in Weston
today by Miss Ella May Harmon,
home demonstration agent. Miss Har-
mon went to Weston this morning.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27

Westbound train No. II is delayed
today by rail trouble and instead of
arriving at its usual time, 1855 a.
m, it is scheduled to arrive here at
4:30 p. m.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27

war that he dreamed in millions.' He
said he would have an opportunity to
prove at the Chicago hearings the
insult to thousands of good citizens
over the country which are counted
in the republican party.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27

One new case Of smallpox was re-
ported today to the city health de-
partment and the house put under
quarantine this morning by John
HALEY, Jr.. special health officer.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27

harvest to proceed, following the
heavy rains OF day before yesterday.
There was little strong sunshine this
morning to dry out the grain and
some farmers were unwilling to nt-
tempt to harvest.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-08-27
Miss Clark To Arrive

Miss Helen Clark will arrive Sep
tcmber 7 from Seattle and will be en-
ployed in the county library. Miss
Clark Is graduate OF the University
of Washington and has been IN the
Central library in Seattle. she Will
succeed Miss Helen Johns who has
resigned