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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-12-13
Sale of Coats, $500

Sale of Goats, $500
Beautiful Fur trimmed Coats,
that just a few days ago were
selling at $4,000 and $500.
Sale of Coats, $19.75
Seal Plush Coats, we'll tailored
and full lined and inter-lined.
Every garment has the Salts La
bel and is guaranteed.
Sale of Suits, $500
Tailored Suits of Tricotine, We
lours and Serges. Some with
fur trimming. Others are strict
ly tailored models. Everyone
has been selling for $500 and
$4,000. Now they are just half.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-12-13
Mothers, Prepare!

When a girl becomes a woman, when
a woman becomes a mother and when
woman passes through the changes of
middle life, are the three periods of life
when DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription
is most needed. Many thousands would
testify just as does the following:
Per-, Ind -" AIwave durino The Nv
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-12-13
Sale of Suits, $12.S5

Sample Suits, no two alike and
not all sizes; these suits were
originally priced at $35 and $40.
You seldom get such an oppor-
tunity to buy good Atwood Suits
so cheap.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-12-13

ed e. N. Fairbanks. a deputy. 'Most
giving up their ancestral names"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-12-13
Cost Of Changing Name
Is $40 in ClepeIm,d
(Ry Associated pressl

=" (By Associated Pressl
CLEVELAND, Dec. 13-It only costs
$40 to have ones name changed in
probate court here, and it's not a diff
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-12-13
Christmas Specials
Sale of Blankets, $2.9S

Sale of Blankets, $2.9S
Blankets that we have sold for
$500 and $3.50. Extra large
size and very heavy weight.
Sale Of Curtain Scrim,
15c Yard
36 inches wide, in all colors-
white, cream and ecru; sold ev-
erywhere for 29c and soc a yard.
this week, half price.
Sale of Outing Flannel,
15c Yard
Good heavy quality, both light
and dark colors; another bar
gain for this week.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-12-13
Sale of Furs, $500

For Fur Scarfs that only yes
terday were $3.50; others in
the line are reduced even more
in price.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-12-13

The apron is worn today by the
woman who is not ashamed to work.
but in earlier centuries it was an ar
ticle of clothing assumed by aristoc-
racY and even ROYALTY
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-12-13

The women in ancient Crete wore
flounced dresses more than 1000 years
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-12-13
Sale of Dresses, $16.75

These are our $500 and $4,000
Dresses. We are giving for this
feast of bargains. You have paid
more than this price for inferior
merchandise, this lot is wonder
fully good from every point Of
view.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-12-13

pectant period and
afterward | would
have poor circulation
and n u m b spells,
bothering me more
at night. Five years
ago l trie d DR..
Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription--took about
three bottles of it
and these spells left
ong nicely. MRS.
800 E. Washington
rial package to DR..
Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-12-13
Sale Of Skirts, $500

Made of Atwood Mems Wear
Serges, Poiret Twills and We
lours; very unusual assert
ment and worth twice this price.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-12-13

Madame Lawrka de Kruylo,
American and famous as . dancer.
is charming fashionable London
society with her rhythmic dances
at the Ritz. The king of Spain ad-
mired her work while he was visit
ing N London.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-12-13
Sale of Waists, 1898

Dark Silk and Satin Waists
both high and low neck styles:
they all have been selling at Sc
and $3.50; this week for 1898.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-12-13

Sale Of Dresses, $500
Our $40 and $45 Dresses for this
weeks selling at this unheard of
reduction. They are beautiful
Tricotine and Serge plated
models that you see priced ev-
erywhere at nearly twice our
price.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15
Executive Council
Girls Club Meets

Just about the busiest place in tho
Capital city is the home Of the Au-
gusta Girls Community club, for
something is always going on there.
This committee or that committee Is
meeting. Visitors are always well
come. On Wednesday evening a
meeting of the executive council was
held apd several matters Of import
ance We're discussed. The entertain
ment committee reported their plans
for the big dance Of the 30th are pro-
crossing rapidly. The girls on this
committee say that they are meet
ing with such hearty cooperation on
all sides that their hopes are sky high
and they do not see any reason why
this dance SHOULD not set the highes.
record in social activities Of the club.
y good beginning in the estimation of
the entertainment committee Is Ger
tainly the best thing that could hap
pen to them. On this Thursday eve
ming the various evening classes will
bc formed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15

Hot Water
For Stomach Pains
Sure Relief!
Drink a Glass Of Hot Masnesia
Water After Meals If Indigestion
Hothers You.

For quick relief-every one who SUI.
fers from Indigestion, Acid Stomach,
Gas. Bloating. Belching. Sourness, Sick
Headache or Dizzy Spells. should drink
a glass Of warm Magnesia water after
meals.
While this treatment sounds simple.
and is simple. it is highly effective and
quick in action-relief usually comes in-
larly for couple Of weeks. should en-
tirely put an end to Indigestion or Acid
Stomach.
Remember nine-tenths of stomach
trouble is caused by acidity. which not
only binders the process of digestion,
but in some instances actually stops 1t.
and 1t is at these times Casually within
the first hour after eating) that the
pains are particularly severe-Why?
Simply because the food. on entering
your highly acid stomach quickly fer
ments and becomes sour. burning,
gaseous. undigestihle mass that causes
Heartburn. Belching, Bloating, Pains
and Misery, until it is dumped into the
intestines where it further poisons your
system before it is finally passed off as
waste.
But the drinking of glass of warm
Magnesia water Immediately after
meals counteracts this whole condition
by mixing with the food sweetening
and nentra'izing this excessive acidity
before it has had a chance to stop o.
teiay digestion. by souring the slomacn
Magnesia water after meals) you are
supplying your stomach with just the
help it needs-when it needs it most
How to prepare Magnesa water
First: Obtain from your druggist a few
ounces OF Bisurated Maenesia: mix one
teaspoonful or a couple of tablets Of
Bisurated Magnesia with Il drinking
glass full of warm water. and drink
Immediately after each ueal-prepare
the Magnesia water only as necessary
for each dose. and be sure to use Bis
urated Magnesia as it is especially
prepared for this purpose
Any good druggist can supply you
with Bisurated Magnesia at small cost
ADV.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15

conviction behind every word. She
believes that a we'll person is more
time a better citizen than sick per-
son.
The majority Of people and the ma.
jerity Of children went to do right
because you believe they will. 1t is
not too well to safeguard yourself
in this world Believe in people
Miss Hale said that she benefited
more by meeting big people than by
her book learning because by know
ing them she wasn't so conceited
She found that they have the sam,
troubles that all Of us have.
She mentioned the work OF the
Modern Health Crusaders. a move
ment which has been started by the
Anti tuberculosis Association in
connection with the State depart
ment of health and the superintend :
emit of schools.
1t is% great to work with the country
people. says Miss Hale. and she also
says that she believes in the rural
schools. g She told Of one incident in
connection with rural school work. She
s>sbS~ = eNA "hO ~aS = AOluIAl SSuOOt
graduate and who said she felt that
she ought to be teaching in. the city
rather than the country: Then the in.
fuenza: Epidemic came on: Her sister
was teaching in the city in the position
that she would have had had she conc
to the city to teach. One day her SIS
ter was taken down with a cold and
every once in . while her landlady
would come to her room and ask how
she felt, She made it very plain that
Il the GIRL was taken i'll with the In
fiuenza, she would have to go right of
to the hospital, as she had no time 8
care for sick folks. Ell, ~.
In the country the girl. who was teach
ing school was taken sick and did have
the influenza. But when she was first
taken III the dear good woman with
whom she boarded told her to write to
her mother and tell her not to worry
because CHE had a girl away from home
and she would care for the sick girl
like she was her own gill. Then when
the girl became more sick the woman
with whom she lived moved her down
stairs into the lovely room which be-
longed TO her own girl and tended to
her. When the girl was the sickest.
the woman sat up with her all night.
And the girl who wanted to teach in the
city. after she got well. told Miss Hale
how lucky she thought she was to
teach In the country. comparing her
treatment to that her sister received
In the, city. . ~
School lunches is one part OF the ~.
raj school work that Miss Hale Is very
intensely Interested in. She spoke Of
The .sreat advantage OF the school lunch
With something warm for the boy and
girl. The pictured to the women the
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15
discouraging situation of children cat

discouraging situation Of children cat
ing cold lunches each noon, Of the
chance to run wild when they are alone
having access to the school and the eff
fects it has upon the classes. II the
teacher stays with the pupils. If they
have something warm to eat. nurses
will realize the effect Of that, then :hey
will be more orderly during the after
noon, the morale Of the school will be
better and the effect upon the pupil
himself will be to his advantage.
Miss Hale answered many questions
in connection with the work. as also
did Mr.. Starkey. The nurses were very
much interested in school work. many
collecting data which will. very coon
come In handy for them In installing
noon lunches and other school work.
The evening meeting Of the Public
Health Nurses for Wednesday was not
carried out as the speakers were un-
able to be present. In the evening the
nurses attended the meeting Of the
State assessors. %
Thursdays program for the Public
Health Nurses promises to be . very in
teresting and full one.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15
A Real Hair Saver
and Beautifier
Found at last-Shows Results q
Once or NOTHING to Pay.

Found at last-Shows Results a
Once or Nothing to Pay.
II your hair Is thinning out. prema-
turely gray. brittle, lifeless, full OF dan
drun and your head itches like mad,
quick action must be taken to save your
hair.
Don't wait until the hair root Is dead
for then nothing can help you.
Get from any good druggist today 2
bottle Of Partisan sage-it doesn't cost
much and there's nothing else you could
use that's so simple. safe and effective
You will surely be delighted with the
first application. Your hair will seem
much more abundant and radiant with
life and beauty-all itching ceases and
your scalp feels cool and comfortable.
Partisan sage is in great demand ny
discriminating women because 1t Is
sdelicately perfumed. does not color ~
'Dtreak the hair. and keeps it lustrous'
soft and fluffy.
Be sure you get the genuine Partisan
sage (Giroux's). This IL guaranteed ia
give perfect satisfaction or money re-
ian2.13.1S
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15
PUBLIC HEALTH
Nurses Meet Wednes.
day at State House
Mary Van Zi'e, New England Super
visor, Professionalism Work
Brought Out in Talks

wary van Sue, TNS~ SUSS0V0 SOpOT
visor, Presides--Remarkabl Worl,
! Brought Out in Talks
Public Health Nurses are meaning
more and more to the Pine Tree
State as their incompatible work
endeavOr in this State. A conference
OF Public Health Nurses was started
Wednesday morning in the Senate
Chamber of the State House and will
continue through this Thursday.
Mary Van lille, supervisor Of the
Bureau Of Public Health Nursing,
American Red Cross, New England
Division. presided at the Wednesday
meetings The morning meeting was
opened at II o'clock
Mrs. Alice Edwards Weeks, who
has had considerable experience in
working for the State in connection
with public health nursing work, was
the first speaker ofthe morning. One
could readily see that Mrs. Weeks is
very enthusiastic worker and what
she had to say was full Of conviction.
She said that she can now recall with
amusement when she started to
take UP training. Her family was
very much disturbed over the whole
affair. 1t even extended to her aunts
and other relatives. One aunt even
said that she had heard there were
strange doings going on behind hos
pital doors. Now that very aunt.
when Mrs. Weeks calls on her. in
PRODUCES llsr as my niece, the train
ed nurse" Nursing 10 distinctively
a woman's profession. The recent
draft showed the greatest need Of
proper training. The time may come
when the women of the country are
passed through examinations to
make 1T mothers and it is hoped that
they may be not So per cent. ineffi-
Gent al the draft figures showed,
but may be almost 100 per cent. ef-
fcient.
1t would be thought that country
boys and girls were the healtAiest.
But the city boys and girls excel
them. The butter and eggs Of the
country are sent to the city for the
city boys and girl. The ones In the
country have fresh pork, salt pork
water and fresh air In the summer
but in the winter they are shut in
and do not get the fresh air that
they need.
Public health nurses are a voice
crying prepare" Mrs. Weeks said
that her most interesting work in all
The time has been her work in con-
nection with the State Board Of
Health. She has spoken before club
in baby week program, clean
up week programs and in oranges.
It was her work in connection with
the oranges that Mrs. Weeks spoke
especially about Wednesday morn
ng. She said that her work in con.
nection with the oranges was the
most interesting phase Of her State
work. There is no better medium
han the State Grange in health !
work.
Encouragement comes to the |
workers as we'll as the bright side. |
Mrs. Weeks told Of her speaking at |
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15
RHEUMATIC PAINS
RAISING A RUMPUS
SIoan's Liniment, kept handy, takes
the fight out Of them.

iNLOSHING around in the wet and
- then-the dreaded rheumatic
- twinge! But not for long when
Sloan's Liniment is kept handy.
Pains. strains, sprains-how soon
this old family friend penetrates
without rubbing and helps drive 'em
away! And how cleanly, too-no
muss. no bother. no stained skin or
clogged pores. Muscles timber up.
lumbago. sciatica. neuralgia are
promptly relieved. Keep bottle
handy all the time. Get one today II
you've run out of Sloan's Liniment.
All druggists-35c, zoe, S1.4O.-Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15
MADISON

The funeral services Of Mrs. Mary
Moore were conducted BY Rev. William
Wood at Mrs: Moores late home on
Garfield street at O'Clock Tuesday aft.
ernoon.. The body was taken to the
tomb at the Forest Hill cemetery. Mrs.
Moore moved to Madison from Cara
funk 20 years ago. and besides her hus-
band and daughter Is survived by one
sister. Mrs. Charles b. Moore OF Bos-
ton. She was a member Of the Congre-
gational church.
Mrs. Nellie Lowe Of Rumford Is the
guest this week Of her parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. Amasa Gregory. at their residence
on Main street.
Florence. the two-year-old daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. A. RI. Mckinney, died
Tuesday at her home on Ward hill. Rev
William Wood officiated at the funeral
service.
Mrs. Maytie W. Pratt, who was called
to Madison by the death Of her mother,
returned Wednesday morning to Wash.
ington. D. C..
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15
Netv Hair RetnOUer
Works Like Magic'
positively Removes Roots and AID

No discovery of greater benefit 20
hair-disfigured wonnankind has been
made in recent years than the marvel
Gus phelactine method. 1t is entirely
unlike and much superior to electrical.
depilatory or other methods. because
it actually removes the hair entire
roots and all--before your very eyes
easily, quickly, harmiessly, Get a stick
Of phelactine from your druggist. fol-
low the simple directions. and you will
be astonished and delighted with the
result 1t Is odorless, non-irritating.
and So harmless child could safely
eat it. 1t leaves the skin SO soft,
smooth, hairless. that not the. least
sign of your former trouble remains. -
Adv
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15
Gard Of Thanks

We wish to thank our neighbors an;
friends for their many kindneSse
during our late bereavement, also TO
the beautiful flowers.
JULIA E. BALLARD,
MIR. AND MRS. VIRGIL PIERCE,
MR.. AND MRS. RALPH PIERCE,
MIR. AND MRS. SCOTT LEWIS.
jan15d1ts
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15

All persons having articles for the
rummage sale to be held Saturday by
the League of Women Voters are re-
quested to leave them early Friday
afternoon at the store next to the
Kennebec journal Office. the vacant
store which was formerly occupied
by the Augusta Shoe Co. Those wish
ing articles called for, will notify
Mrs. Guy Gannett or Mrs. w. H.
Pattangall any time Thursday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15
ANNUAL MEETING MAINE
DAILY PUBLISHERS ASSO

The Maine Daily Publishers Asso-
citation held it's annual meeting
Wednesday at the Augusta House
and elected officers as follows: Presi-
dent. Frank B. Nichols of Bath; Sec
rotary. w. II. Dow of Portland; treas
urer, w. 3. Reed of Bangor.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15

Miss Mildred Glidden has arrived in
the city from Portland and will re-
main here for q while with friends
and relatives. Miss Glidden has just
graduated from the training school
for nurses at the Maine General hos
pital in Portland.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15

Congregational church was held Tues
day evening and the following ofsicers
were elected for the coming year: Trus-
tees. Willis Niles. Walter Bird Fred
Manicr. Mrs. J. Z. Pepper and Mrs. II.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15
Miss Mildred Glidden b

G. A. Reynolds of Winslow was
business visitor Tuesday in the city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15

e. Glidden: treasurer. George Fl.
clerk, Ernest c. Weston; deacon.
A. Dlnsmore. The annual report Of
treasurer showed all bills paid Al
balance OF $50 In the treasury.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15
LOCAL NOTICE

Social dance at Union hall Thurs
day evening. Jan. IL. Good music by
four-piece orchestra. jan13d3t
There will be a meeting of the
Augusta Local n. l.. III. P. A. Sat.
urday, Jan. II at 1880 A. NJ. in the
Alderman's Room, City Hall.
jan13d3ts
Dance Manchester Grange hall to-
night. janl5dlt<
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15
AUGUSTA LOCALS

Charles Saddler Of Brunswick was q
business caller Wednesday In the city.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-01-15
Louis IeCIair

Louis leClair
Louis LeClair died Monday night al
his home In Arson after a short illness
He was a native OF St. Francis. Que
bee. and was s. years old. The funeral
service will be held Thursday in ST. Sc
bastian Catholic church and the burial
will be in st. sebastian cemetery.
The following officers were elected by
Rainboy Branch Of the International
Sunshine Society at the annual busi-
ness meeting held Friday at the home
Of Mrs. Fred Cookson on Main stree,
President. Mrs. q. X. Moore; vice pres-
idents. Mrs. G. a. Weston Of Arson and
Mrs. Alice Morrison: secretary, Mrs.
Margaret Wilson: treasurer. Mrs. Car
rie Wescott: chaplain. Mrs. Addie Fred.
eric.
The annual business meeting Of the
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1920-05-11
Large Delegation
Goes to Convention

Tltf Tho largest delegation ever re.
ruricd fr0w NurDDt county WiH attend
fhr corlrs etnto convention nt Dallas
is anticipated ht D. D. Warj whu Wnl
lrId fhu admin tr1tlou forces ff"m
thls county 600 fho state A"mocfn'lc
meet.
Ilr nld vcstorday cvDv Indication
nus fhnt rooi part ~ tho delegation
chosen az ihr ault ,oIntv cuuvou
ton WI attend declaring th1t wHnv
had already expressed ilcir ntcniun
~ going
a ioiiu received hy him yeHiordtf
from state chairman ~ fhD ndminisira
Non democratic committee couHrnlH
lated the people ~ NurccG cuunfY ior
the ntnnd thcy he'd tukon. he snid and
commented on inc stand taken wNcn
Nhe convention w1r carried on.
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1920-05-11
HEAL SKIN DISEASES
Apply Zemo. Clean, Penetrat.
ing, Antiseptic Liquid

10 ls unnecessary for Won 10 suffer
withcczcma hloichgs rinrNurm. rashcs
ard gmilar skin troubles Iemo
obtained 40 ans drug store for She. Ol
SlOoior extra llrge bottle and prompt
~ applied viii usually give instant relicl
from itching torture II cltlnses and
sooihcs the skin ana heals quickly and
effectively most shin diseases -
2 Iemo % wonderful penetrating,
Disappearing liquid and soothing Oh
the most delicate sain. Il isHet greasy.
q easily applied aul costs hilt Get
% to-day ani save all further distress.
lhe J., ~ Ngsa 60. I.ttl4nl "a
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1920-05-11
.lJGGrritq4Ey|

Miss Shelly Compl
Mrs a. Fred Colo ana Mrs i e. 80
lott entertained Saturday afternoon
ln honor of Miss MUIR hnnette HhrlS
Who expects tn leave next Wcrh for htt
homo boz New Mexico
Bathing ~ Soufh inff followed h' "a
picnic supper WIS the mode uf enter
iiinnen, Tho honurco received mum
hur OF pretty gifts. ln % guessing con
i,st Miss Lydil Dove won tho Prize D
dnlntA basket Dancing ard games fur
nlahrd additional nWuacmvni
Thoac present wpfei Mary Glrlf
Coin Maff Annette shelly Elizabeth
gh0W flifc Ahornathr itdit Dove.
Margaret Dove. DO IohnHen RestrIr'
Stoitonfoht and Catherine Browning
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1920-05-11

America. q seems. with an her prog
rcss Ia shipbuildlng, mas no dock on
the Atlantic coast suitable FOR repnir-
ing rs vessel like the Loyiathan or the
lmperatOr, says shipping,
The Corpus Christi caller. [volume] (Corpus Christi, Tex.) 1918-1987, 1920-05-11
We HAVE MOVED

From om old place Of business to 603 Mes
quite st, where we have more room and
much better arrangement for handling work
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-07-29


didn't bulge. What's dat?
What's dat? Yaas sub, l built
fire under him, but it didn't do
nothin' but scorch de harness
Yaas sub, yaas sub, | took de
things out, but he wouldn't bulge.
Yaas sub, yaas sub; What's dat?
No sub; no sub, colonel, 1 didn't
twis' his tail. Yaas sub, yaas sub,
another gemman twis' his tail; he
look like Northern gemman.
What's dat, colonel? Yaas sub,
dey TUX him to de hospital. lex.