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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10
Liberty Bond Protection.

IBERTY and victory boEds Just as well secured as IS
Il the currency Of the United States The chief difference
is that the bonds draw interst while currency does not
Yet currency never goes below par, while the market prce
these government bonds is something like 10 percent be-
low par The reason is not hard to find
Taking advantage Of the desire Of many persons who
bought bonds purely from patriotic motives scapers and
brokers are keeping the price for the purpose of buy
ing them profit 70 themselves It would be interesting
to know how many Of the original investors totang ~
100000 persons have sold their holdings to traders who
vel that when the ring Of bond owners has mar
rowed sufficiently the securities viii 90 to par above
According the Wall Street Journal government bonds
outstanding on December 81, 1918 aggregated $50
$50 Their value the market at the end Of February
was s1e65e574oee showing depreciation OF SISTED
s51 This more billion and half dollars IS rapidly
finding its way the hands of brokers, bankers and IN
vestors who viii hold the bonds until the government re-
deems them at par with accrued interest.
Because the governments bonds subject to barter
the investors eurhng those able to buy There
should way keep the market value Of the bonds
at OF near par As long holders willing to sell at
discount and brokers willing to buy at profit the
people viii pocket the loss.
Some day FL Paso may have big oil field, high line
canal new park scenic drive and Mexico may quiet
down When all Of these things happen Fl Paso viii catch
up with Denver.
Freight rates on beer have been cancelled. The
collation. Of rates something that exists would help more
Springer and East Las Vegas N NJ deserve credit for
taking the lead in raising teachers pay.
In Europe it is everybody for himself and the bOshs
Wiki take the hindmost.
There are many doubling ThOmases, but very few are
doubling Thomson
Ask man what season he likes best and it is always
the other
The United States is spending money If it had
It IN Juarez
Another rail strike viii not solve the high cost of living
for anybody.
In other words, ex-governor Hunt was not wObbiy
awObbly"
The senate shoe price probe is probably only half souled
Il IS apays right that man should Be able TO render
a reason for The faith that IS N him.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

Anew YORK. April 1O.-Anticipating
IN a large gathering OF male escorts
for the chorus girls Of -Floro-
dora" at the Century nightly, the
management has laid some Johnnie
rules" which viii be enforced win
the aid OF several policemen Ihey
follow:
An Johunies must wait across the
street from the stage door
No Johnnies will be permitted 70
send.C- o. D. flowers 70 a girl
Signals such as whistling and -Oh,
SWeetier' viii not be tolerated
No crap shooting viii be permitted
while Johnnies are waiting
The use OF rough expressions. Ike
''Fudgei" and "Oh, Devil" VIII not
be allowed.
No effort must be made to borrow
money from the policemen on duty
In case Of rain Johnnies must re-
frain from pushing each other INTO
Any Johnnie who disobeys. these
rules will be escorted around the cor
ner by q policeman. who will talk 10
him in a mean tone Of voice
ATTENTION. LIMERICKERsi
A letter from Frances n takes US
20 task for making our llmericks so
easy Of solution says Frances:
why do you make them so simple !
ANY child would be able TO answer
them without any difficulty. If I'm
going TO give you $500 for my answer
] would like 10 feel ] am giving Il for
something worth while. There IS no
fun in giving money away FOR such
little effort"
Then Frances sends US a completed
limerick with hula hula" as the
puzzle finish OF course she's an
wrong. The completed rhyme should
read.
Re sang a new song called "Waioola, I"
And also that one. "BOOla Boola,
While Mary Ann Bird,
Who could hear every word
With grace danced the new sailors
Hornpipe.
Today's puzzle rhyme, Limerickersi
should end with a word that means
something we all have perched on the
tor Of the spine. Solve % II You can,
send US the $500 and bottle Of horse
radish and you win. Here Il IS:
"Oh. shoot me-" the prisoner said
I have a desire TO be dead"
The captain just smiled,
Which made the man wild.
You see, he was of In his -.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10
Line O. Cheer
Each Day O. The Year
By JOHN KENDRICK BANGS.


II you'd eschew the powder puff
/ And all that strange cosmetic stuff
With which a thing OF glowing
grace
You strive TO make your shining face.
Just try for a little while
To touch your lips I'D with a smile,
And chin. and brow, and nose, and ear
Rub up with lotions OF Good Cheer.
And 'twon't be long before your cheek
CLOVIS with the beauty that you seek
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

apologies to F. B. Browning)
Do you question why the teachers are
so anxious and oppressed2
Why they say the cost Of living by
them never can be metz
Let us answer thus your query. Buy
plain clothing. shoes and hose.
Board and lodging-Are you weary
Checking where the money goes?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

WILL my dimpled little Iaddle,
w Twenty years from now, ez-
elnlmg
fsWhnf a pity poor Old daddy
Had to live when life was fnmes
when bare backs were thought en-
framcluE
And the bare knees and bare thighs
OF the beauties who were dnnei1E
Caused n buIginE OF his eyes.7
All, but he may envy met
Fashions come and fashions gof
He may miss the sights I sees
After zig leaves, clothes, you know.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10
Ne TOWNE GOSSIP

AND THE moral Is.
II YOU have a card party.
JUST PLAY for fun
BECAUSE PLAYING FOR prizes
Is THE same as gambling
THANK you
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

Jeff Mutt. our special correspon-
dent. sends Us the following c0mmuni-
cation from Tombstone.
Dear Dud-I and the wife are here
Tor the J. ". " trial. I saw in the
column today that the Limerickers
are to run you for president. The
wife says that's fine and suggests
that Won name ne for the lob Of sec
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

Jack and jill went up the hill
Upon the road to learning:
Jack fell down and went TO town
HIS millions now he's earning.
But Jill you see, got her degree.
And now she's teaching school.
And folks surmise that Jack is wise
But III IS lns- 2
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

apologies to Thomas Hood)
o man with sisters deari
o man with mother or wifei
il is not patience you're wearing out
But the warp Of national lie
Teach, teach, teach,
in poverty, doubt and fear,
Wearing body. mind and soul
And what is the wager 1Ieager youth.
Dependent age, and a pauper's bier.
A FUTURE AD.
To Let-Two splendid new school
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10
The Teacher As She Can See Herself;
Well Known Authors Are ParaphraSed


buildings. On account OF the shortage
OF teachers. we are compelled TO close
two buildings VIII lease them for
the season cheap Fine halls for tea
dansants or moving pictures-Hiclz-
Vile School Board
SEEKING eELDORADO.s
apologies to Poe)
Bright and gay
A teacher fey
In sunshine and in shadow
Taught long. long,
Singing a song,
As she looked for Eldorsdo.
But as her strength
Failed her at length.
Food and clothing were much dearer,
She thought IN despair
Life is not fair.
Eldorado comes no nearer"
MY TEACHER.
apologies to Jane Taylor.)
Who trained and taught my infant
The ways and habits OF mankind.
The paths OF knowledge hard 20 find?
lily teacher.
When thou art feeble. old and gray.
What be for thy last lone hours a
stay2
Ny teacher.
CHEAP
American citizenship
Job lots
Complete training in
Arithmetic
English
Citizenship
Geography 75e per year each
History
Peumanship j
Hygiene
Apply Any Old state District School
No. 10, Valley OF Blind Indifference.
Patience Barebones. teacher.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

Where are you going. my pretty
maidf"
TO work in a factory. sir" she said.
But you are a teacher, my pretty
maidr
Yes, am teacher. sir" she said.
Why work in factory. then. pretty
maidl"
Because am starving. sir" she said
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10
WHY


For S25 week teachers aim high
For $40 week chorus girls kick high.
Why don't the teachers kick-higher2
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

DOOR cid daddy died TOO early.
Thinking OF f. makes me sad
Daddy never saw grille
Clad uH Eirliea now are clad
In his day the girls wore dresses
That concealed their legs and arms
He could only make wild EuesHea
AuperfniufnE TO their charmsi
Dear old daddy had 90 20
Long before the bare backs camel
He would have enjoyed them so
IurtrIerS daddy. what n Ehume3
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

man yelled Yes" but he proved to be
an imposter seeking fame
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

Some day FL Paso may have big oil field, high line
canal new park and scenic drive and Mexico may quiet
down When all of these things happen, Fl Paso viii catch
m with Denver
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10
Patter md Chotter
e SRH. Sd HearL, az g Repning.

DRIVEN by exncfinE duty.
II Daddy. in his narrow path,
Never saw n movie beauty
Going 20 her morning baths
Never saw one toss her niEhffe
To the grinninE negro maidi
Poor Old dad His was a mighty
Dull existence. I'm afraid.
Chained by circumstance where
Life was tame and Incomplete,
He believed n pFell-1lled pair
OF pink lights TO be n treat
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

coNCIaRN
REASONABLE
q
try to add o tie popularity the divorce2
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

THE young lady across the way says
1 she doesn't see Why people with in
somnia worry so much about It and
she'd advise them to Try getting A
little more sleep and see If that
wouldn't help.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

Freight rates On beer have been Cancelled The car
collation. of rates on something that exists would help NOR
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

Springer and East Las Vegas N NJ credit fOr
aking the lead in raising teachers pay.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10
SCHOOL VS.

Wal, ARE We GONNA eu Our
FosToNeS Dlo, on ARE We
,,oT . IF We Ase. LESS 60
~ Az II We HA@T' WIZ
LES 60 BACK
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

In Europe it is everybody for himself and the bOshe
Wiki take the hindmost-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

Apply Any Old state District School
No. 10, Valley OF Blind Indifference.
Patience Barebones. teacher.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10
Little Interviews.

protecting It from the sun On some
OF the big tobacco plantations the
best grade Of tobacco is 81 WI in the
shade. the shade being provided by
stretching canvass Of some similar
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-10

There are many doubling Thomases but very few are
doubling Thomson.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16
The County Ticket

The following is the vote as
cast by the peple of this county
at the primary election held on
Tuesday Sept IA, for the follow
ing candidates.
Sheriff, G. A. Hollinghead R
178; R. A. Buchanan, R ITO; Art
Brown R, 254.
County Treasurer, Adolph Nil
son. R 248; Rhee A. Pfost D 1874;
J. f. Goodnight D 135.
Commissioner 1st dist, A. L.
Johnson. R 247; Fred Goodier, R
214; C. G Brown. R 70
Commissioner 3rd 6ist; j. W.
Shy. r 351; ]. V. Shankland, R
Ill; C. o. Riggs D 139.
At the very last minute. after
the pools had been opened Mrs.
w. A, Weir gave her consent for
her name to be written on the
Democratic ticket, but it was too
late to let the voters in the diff
ferent parts of the county know.
but she received a goodly number
of votes and her gname will be
placed on the Democratic ticket
in time for the November elec.
ton.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16
GONE TO REST.

Mrs. Audry Fay Innmon,
daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. J. S.
Johnson was born in Warren Co,
Illinois on November the 26th,
1884 and passed to the great be-
ycnd on September 9th. 1920 at
the age Of So years 8 months,
and Is days. At the Age of 3
years she came to Colorado with
her parents where she has live d
ever since, with the exception of
a few years in DesMoines Iowa.
Her husband died about five
years ago.
She leaves to mourn her 10 9
one son Robert, Is years old ia
tber, mother, two brothers and
four sisters. brother Claire in
Nevada. James at home two sis
ters Adah and Ethel of Cali
fornia, Ellen at home and Mrs.
Willis Leach of First View Colo.
Mrs. Innmon was member
of the M. E. Church and also of
the Ladies Aid. She was always
ready to do her bit in church
work and to help those in need
in time of sickness, in all hers
was beautiful life for those left
to reflect back upon.
Funeral services were held at
the M. E. Church in Cheyenne
Wells Colorado. Sunday at II
o'clock, conducted by Rev. w. L
Demundrun assisted by Rev.
Konkel, where a large crowd Of
sympathetic friends and neigh
bors had gathered to pay their
last tribute of respect to the de-
sceased, after which the remains
were laid to rest in theCheyenne
Wells. Cemetary.
The Record joins with the en-
tire community to extend SYM
pathy to the bereaved in this
their sorrow.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16
CARD OF THANKS

We wish to thank our neigh
bors and friend for their kind
ness and words of Sympathy ex-
tended to US during the death
and burial of our beloved daugter
and sister. We wish especial to
thank the choir for the beautiful
music also the friends for the
floral offering.
MIR. and Mrs. j. S. Johnson,
and family.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16
STATE EDUCATIONAL
PUBLICITY BUREAU
Public Sale

As I am moving away. will
sell the following property on the
w. A. Harmon place. IA miles
north and 6 miles west of Chey-
enne Wells. on Sec 3 12-45.
A head Of good work horses, l
childs pony perfectly gentle, z
good milch cows. A will be fresh
this fall. 2 2yr old steers, wagon
riding cultivator. harrow one set
work harness. 8ft stock tank,
light saddle. shovels, forks etc
Household Goods as follows:
kitchen range, kitchen cabinet,
table, chairs, rockers. iron bed.
and springs, sanitary couch, 2
mattresses, good as new. nearly
new dresser. Galloway cream sep
arator. 4 dozen Rhode Island Red
hens. about 4 dozen young chick
ems, 60 acres cane in shock. 4O
acres of corn. Come early to
avoid the rush,
Earl Funkhouser
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16

Our County Commissioners
have made a big improvement on
Fenner Avenue by leveling it up
and putting it in fine shape for
the travelling public. Some seem
to think it so much better that
they must use it as a racing boule
ward. If they will now go to
work and haye it grayelled then
they will not have much trouble
with it any more.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16
Methods. Church Notices

Every cne has a fair turn to be
as great as he pleaSss. (Jeremy
Collier)
The inaugural sermon of the
Conference year will be preach
ed next Sunday morning at IL A
M.
The Annual Rally Day for the
young People comes next Sunday
Double Up" is the motto. Be
there at 7:30 and lend a hand,
please. Always welcome and al
ways wanted.
Next Sunday morning enroll
ment will begin for Teachers
Training Class. Glass starts in
a week or two, not later than
October 3rd. Prof. Graves will
teach the class. All wishing to
join will please see him or the
Pastor.
Get ready for the Sunday Rail
ly October 3rd. Everybody ur-
ged to come. O. G. Konkel Pas
tor.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16
Higher
Educational
System of
Colorado is
in Danger!

Because of lack of funds the educa
tional opportunities for young mel
and women of the state and the prac
teal work t!'ese institutions are do
ing T, hell develop the state ar
threa .ened.
On the ballot at the general
election there will be q pro.
posed constitutional amend
ment which will authorize the
legislature to provide for these :
in nstitutions.
The institutions that will beefit
in proportion TO their needs are
University Of Colorado
Colorado Agricultural College
Colorado School Of Mines
Colorado State Normal School
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16
MEMBER COLORADO EDITORIAL ASS0(IITiON
Subscristion $1.5O per Year
ADVERTISING RATES
Made known upon application
GRAND VIEW ITEMS

Grand View School opened
September 18th. with a full at
tendance.
Miss Hielman is visiting her
brother in the Grand View neigh
borhood.
The Arnett and Anderson sale
held at the Arnett place last Tues
day was very well attended in
spite of the rainy day.
w. A. Shimmelman and the
Rahe boys visited at the T. M.
Martin home last Sunday.
A number of people from Wes-
kan Kansas, visited the Grand
view Sunday school last Sunday.
Rev. Eadie of Arapahoe preach
ed a fine sermon.
Miss Grace Petty who has been
visiting in Illinois and Indiana
this summer, returned home to
her native land Tuesday.
w. A. Shimmelman and Irwin
Rahe began putting up feed last
Monday.
A. ]. Martin and wife were
business visitors in Cheyenne
Wells Saturday.
D. E Barnes is crippling
around On crutches caused by
running 9 rusty nail in his foot.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16

Walter Ryan of Medill is max
ing visit in Kansas, and Mis-
souri, and other points. He will
visit his Father and sisters while
gone. His brother w. E. has
just returned from, a visit at the
same points.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16

We are in receipt of a nice
mess of New Jersy huckleberries
presented to us by Mrs. Fanselau
who recently returned from that
state. So now the Editor and
family will have nice old fash
ioned hucKleberry pie, for which
she. will please accept our thanks
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16

Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Tinsley re-
turned home the later..part of last
week from the mountains, where
they have been spending their
vacation G"H~''na Tinsley enter
tanned the .el during their
absence.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16
J. E. Hayes, Clerk

Our old friend, J. w. Reese
made US a social call Monday
afternoon, He reports that he
notices a number of changes in
Cheyenne Wells since he left and
is pleased to see this city coming
to the front.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16

Do not miss the Versatile En-
tertainer Chas Riley McCalley at
the Princess Thea.er, Friday
night September II. The pro.
ceeds are to go to help the grade
piano fund. Price of admission
25 and SO cents.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16

AS it is impossible to give the
complete returns of the state. at
this time, we will not give any.
But it looks as if the republicans
will get left on most of their best
men on the state ticket.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16

Mr.. and Mrs. ]. L. Ambrosier
and childr en- of the Arapahoe
country spent last Sunday in the
W. T. Hollenbaugh home in Chey
enne Wells.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16

Remember the fall Millinery
opening at the Commercial Hotel
Thursday September 23rd. A
new and complete line of Ladies
and Childrens fall styles will be
on hand. Come and see them.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16

Mr.. and Mrs. Newt Snider, and
Mr.. and Mrs. Bert Howard and
children of Arapahoe, were Chey
enne Wells business visitors Tues
day.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16

G. H. Ambrosier and wife, of
near Brandon, spent Saturday
night and Sunday, in the c. T.
Bogert home.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16
ROLL OF HONOR

The following persons have re
newed their subscriptions to tn
RECORD since our last issue.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16

Fo und "A Ladies hat, can have
same by paying for this ad and
Identifying the same. Inquire
at this office.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16

Mr.. DeMunbrun is having his
house reshingled this week.
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16

w. T. Hollenbaugh sold and
delivered a case taactor near
TowneF, Wednesday of this week
Cheyenne record. (Cheyenne Wells, Cheyenne County, Colo.) 1913-19??, 1920-09-16

Rerad the New Service station
ads in this issue.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-02-17
MEAT PRICES
TO BE LOWER
Cost Will Be Forced Down by Low
Rates Of Foreign Exchange ard
Resumption Of Business
Elsewhere.

limited Press Leased Wire Service
sCFllCAGO, Feb. 17.-Lovnr prices
for meat in the near future was pre-.
dieted today by the American 1nsti-
tute of Meat Packers Resumption Of
pre-war meat industries in foreign
countries and the low rates Of for.
eign exchange will force the prices
down, the institute declared in a
statement issued here.
AS an example of conditions in
Europe, the institute cited the fact
that England now has on hand a
seven months supply of bacon. AS
a result, American bacon, which for
merly was exported to the British
isles, must find a market in this
country.
q. A. Cudahy, Jr., director of the
institute, stated Tower prices were
inevitable" He said just how soon
prices will drop depends on the live.
stock supply.
The expectation of pork has now
practically ceased, although $500.
100000 pounds were exported last
year. Beef exports have also stop
ped, the statement said. Thomas F..
Wilson, of Wilson & Co., said 1t was
reasonable to assume prices would
go down" but he was not prepared
to say how much or when.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat. (Keokuk, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-02-17
SUGGEST PLANKS
FOR PLATFORMS
Officers to be Chosen by Women's Con.
gress Today and League of 9
Nations May be Dis
cussed.

UNITED Press Leased Wire Service !
CHICAGO, Feb. 17.-Planks which
women demand inserted in national
platforms by political parties were to
be hewn out today by the congress Of
the League of Women Voters in ses.
sion here. -
Previous to the meeting, delegates
prepared for lively discussion on
the league Of nations question IL it is
pres ented to the convention. Mrs.
Geo. Bass, chairman of the democratic
women's executive committee was to
open the platform question with a
complete outline of the women's politi-
cal principles. She said early today
she had not decided whether she
would touch on the league of nations.
1T depends on conditions" she
said.
Mrs. Bass is known to be strong
supporter of President Wilson's atti.
tude on the league. American won
en- leaders were prepared to make a
Istrong fight in opposition to any pro-
posal to give blanket Endorsement