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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
CREAM FOR CATARRH
OPENS UP N0STRllS
Tells How to Get Quick Relief
from Hesd-Colds. It's Splendid!

In one minute your clogged nOstrils
will open. the air passages of your
head will clear and you can breathe
freely. No more hawking, snuffling.
blowing, headache, dryness. No strug-
Cling 60 breath at night; your cold
or catarrh will be gone.
Get small bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist now. Apply
little of this fragrant, antiseptic,
healing cream in your nostrils. 1t pen
ertates through every air passage of
the head, soothes the inflamed or
swollen mucous membrane and relief
comes instantly.
It's just fine. Don't stay stuffed-up
with a cold or nasty catarrh-Relief
comes so Quickly.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
Query From Sir James.

Here Is story with a moral for
telephone users. Hon. James III of
Canada was in the habit of shouting
into the receiver. and one day Sir
James Whitney, who was in his office
nearby, asked what all the racket was
about.
ut Is Mr.. Duff, SIR" replied the
clerk. HE is talking with his wife up
in Simcoe county"
HE Is. eh?" said Sir James. swell
why on earth doesn't he telephone her
instead of yelling across the province
like that?"-Boston Transcript.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
His OpportunitY Gone.

A little friend of mine had been to
see Uncle Toms Cabin" with her
mother. AT the dinner table that eve
ming her father remarked that he be-
lieved he would go see the play that
evening, when little Fay said, well,
there's no use in your going, for Lit
tie Eva died this afternoon. Elk
change.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
WOMEN WONDER AT
HER MANY CLOTHES
"Diamond Dyes" Make Faded, Old,
Shabby Garments New.

Don't worry about perfect results
Use diamond Dyes" guaranteed to
give new, rich, fadeless color to any
fabric, whether it be wool, silk, linen
cotton or mixed goods,-dresses
blouses, stockings, skirts, children's
coats, feathers-everythi
Direction Book in package tells how
to diamond dye over any color. TIC
match any material. have dealer show
you Diamond Dye" Color Card.-Adv
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
UP SING|N'!
Tomorrow will be clear
and bright, if you take
"Cascarets" tonight

Feeling half-sick, bilious, consti-
pated? Ambition way below zero?
Here is help! Take Cascarets tonight
for your liver and bowels. You'll wake
up clear, rosy, and full of life. Cas-
carets act without gripping or incon-
venience. They never sicken you like
Calomel, Salts, Oil or nasty, harsh
pills. They cost so little too-Cas.
carets work while you sleep.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
Settled at Last.

Flatbush-So their child is chris
tened at last?
Bensonhurst-Oh, yes last night.
"Were you there?"
"Sure, l was"
"Some occasion, I'll bet"
you said It,"
"And what was the dear chile chris.
tened?"
"a toy,"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add OF. Bay Rum,
a small box of Barbo Compound, and 4
OF. of glycerine. Apply to the hair twice .
week until it becomes the desired shade.
Any druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost. 1t will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair,
and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not co'or the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
A LADY, Of Distinction.

Is recognized by the delicate fascinat-
ing influence of the perfume she uses.
A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores,
followed by a busting with Cuticura
Talcum Powder usually means clear,
sweet, healthy skin.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
And She Didn't Know.

Little Girl Cooking over newspaper
advertisements why do all
these boarding houses object to chill
dren?
Fond Mother-I'm sure don't
know. Go and see what the baby is
bowling about, and tell Johnny to stop
throwing things at people in the
street, and make George and Kate
stop fighting, and tell Dick If he
doesn't stop banging that drum so
hard I'll take 1t away from him.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
PeSsimiStlc.

ut is all over but the shouting"
said the politician to his friend the
night before election, land, between
you and me, our side won't have to
attend to that."-Boston Transcript.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
When Love Was Blind. J

Sheila-If / had known what fool
you were l never should have married
you.
Dick-You might have guessed that
when l proposed to you.-London An
SWerS.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

A woman can do thing she doesn't
want to do without making unprintable
remarks, but few men can.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

About the only time a woman sees
anything adorable in any one of hel
sex is when she looks in q mirror.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

"Talent and tact. The former
knows what to do and the latter knows
how"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

Good advice is the kind you re-
member too late that you forgot to
take.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

The only effective way to convince a
contrary man that he is wrong is to
agree with him.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

Mirth is paying investment-be-
cause its stock Is never watered with
tears Of regret.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

A good mans light shines day and
night.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

The average woman would rather be
married than happy.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

Wright's indian Vegetable Pills contain
nothing but vegetable Ingredients, which act
gently . tonic and purg alive. Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

II not already acquainted. get to know
Garfield Tea, the advance agent of Abound.
ing Health.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
Limited Wardrobe.

Bix-Isn't it annoying when you
leave your keys in the pocket of your
other suit?
Dix-Don't know. / have never left
my keys in my administration
Transcript.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
Entirely Separate.

Mlllie-"You have no business to
kiss me-" Billet never combine
business with pleasure"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

A short horse Is soon curried-if he
Isn't kicker
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
Mean Retort.

Phillip-"I think you married me
for money" "Well, dear, l believe 1
earned it, don't your"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

Many charitable woman allows
her husband to have her own way
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

tafns proper directions to safely relie> =.
Colds, Headache, Toothache, Earache.
Neuralgia, Lumbago Rheumatism, Neu.
ritis, Joint Pains, and Pain generally,
Handy tin boxes Of twelve tablets
cost but few cents. Druggists also
sell larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin
is the trade mark Of Bayer Manufacture
Of Monoacetlcacidesrer of Salicylicacid.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
Herman Knew.

Herman, age four, was in the street.
A neighbor knew that his mother was
expecting guest.
Herman, has your company Gomez"
she inquired.
mo, not yet was the reply. "Tm
still dirty"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

Many person imagine that Worms or Tape.
worm cannot be gotten rid of entirely.
Those who have used Dead Shot"-Dr.
Peery's Vermifuge. know that they can. Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

The auto that attempts flying Is apt
to turn turtle.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
MAKING PROGRESS.

Eyes, I'm a teacher now"
"How are you getting along?"
swell, I'm learning"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

A cup of Garfield Tea before retiring
will next day relieve your system gently
and thoroughly of all impurities.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
The Challenge

The Challenge.
He-A kiss is the language of love
She-Dummy.-Boston Transcript.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07

The "Bayer Cross" is the thumb
print Of genuine "Dayer Tablets of
Aspirin" 1t protects you against imi-
tations and Identifies the genuine AS
pirin prescribed by physicians for over
eighteen years.
Always buy an unbroken package Of
"Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin" which con-
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-02-07
important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that it
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16
COPELAND RETURNS HOME
Secretary Treasurer of Santa Fe Was
Witness Before I. G. G.

E. L. Copeland. secretary and treas
urer of the Santa Fe, returned this
afternoon from the east. During his
trip, Copeland, who IS president of the
American Association of Railway FL
nance Officers, presided at a meeting
of the executive committee of the as
ISOLATION held Saturday at Pittsburgh,
where committees were appointed and
activities for the coming year were
outlined.
Copeland also appeared as a wit
ness at a hearing conducted by spe-
cial commissioner of the interstate
commerce commission, in connection
with. the collection and payment of
freight rates on shipments made
partly by rail and partly by water.
There was no interest attached to the
hearing so far as the farmers and
merchants of Kansas are concerned,
Copeland said.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16
READ EACH WORD
British Sean Every American
Message Sent by Cable.
American Trade Follows Track
of American News.

Washington, Dec. 16.-British secret
service men scan every commercial
message from England to the United
States, Newcomb Carlton, president of
the Western Union Telegraph com
pany, disclosed to the senate commit
tee on ca b.es today. Carlton was un-
certain whether this censorship ap-
piled also to messages from the United
States, but promised to inform the
committee later.
Growth of American foreign COM
merce and trade has definitely fol-
lowed the extension of the fields of the
American Press associations and for
that reason much greater facilities for
transmission of American news abroad
should be provided, w. W. Hawkins
president of the United Press, told the
senate committee of cables today
Greater communication with the
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16

Lindley, of Kansas university, will be
one of the features of the meeting.
it will be presented tonight at the
Y NJ. C. A., and will be open to the
public.
The members of the American Asso-
citation of Engineers. who are also
m y l5ers and in attendance at the
meeting of the Kansas Engineering
society, will have a luncheon in the
large committee room of the Cham
Der of Commerce Friday noon.
The program for the remainder of
the meeting, is as follows:
Thursday Evening, $500 O'Clock.
Moving Picture-"American Road Con-
struction.'
Address: Human Engineering" Chan
cellor +. II. Lindley, University of Kansas.
Friday Morning. ESQ O'Clock.
Committee reports:
On highways
On masonry and concrete. Progress.
Report by u. L. Hammond.
On landscape gardening dl;:.,ons n 81. rso
Of Paving Materials from Ordinary Prac-
tice" BY members of the committee.
on surveys: kansas Laws of Interest
to Surveyors"
on sewerage and stream pollution.
4On waterworks and water publication
General Observations c. A. Haskins.
Resume of Cost of Materials by Il. W.
Bacharach. Accomplishments Of the Past
Year" by A. H. Wieters
Friday Afternoon. 900 O'Clock.
Committee reports:
Controversy" by George S. Knapp, state
irrigation commissioner.
ON legislation Engineers Registration
Law" "Other Proposed Legislation"
Report of nominating committee
Election of officers.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16
ENGINEERS MEET
Urge Legislature to Provide for
Registration.
Thirteenth Annual Convention
Began Today.

Kansas engineers are not to be out
done by the other organizations.
trades and associations of the state.
They also have something which they
want the state legislature to do for
them at the coming session.
The registration of engineers, in the
same manner that lawyers are regis
tered and ministers are ordained, with
cloEe attention paid to their qualifica-
lions, is something which the mem
bers of the profession in the state to-
day desire. The matter has been
preached more than once before, in
fact bill providing for the registra-
ton was introduced at the last session
of the Legislature. 1t was one of the
Issues discussed by the county engi-
neers who met in Topeka during the
convention of the Kansas Official
Council in Topeka during october.
Urge Registration of Engineers.
The executive committee of the
Kansas Engineering society. in it's re-
port presented to the society this
morning stressed the need for the reg
istration of all engineers again.
p. +. Walker, dean of the school of
engineering at Kansas university, who
is a member of the Kansas Engineer
ing Council, a body composed of rep
resentattves of several professional or
ganisations in the state, gave promi-
outlining for the society the work
which the council has done during the
past year.
Further legislation which is favored
by the engineering council is the in
corporation by law in the states build
ing code of the regulations governing
steam boilers, which are a part of the
code offthe American Society of Me-
chanicai Engineers.
Annual Convention Begins.
There was a unanimous approval
at the first session of the thirteenth
annual meeting of the society, which
was held in the Chamber of Commerce
rooms this morning, of the plan for
increasing the dues of the member
ship. to Il point where the work of
the organization can be carried on I'M
hampered by the shortage of finances.
A committee was appointed which will
make recommendations at later ses-
sion for the increase which they find
necessary. 1t was also decided to pub
fish the reports and papers of the
members appearing before the annual
meeting of the society, in advance of
the meeting, so that a more thoro and
comprehensive discussion of the papers
may take place
The members of the association were
urged this morning to pay more at
tention to the social and legislative
possibilities of their organization. in
the annual address of the president,
II. A. Rowland, of Mcpherson. The
engineers were welcomed to Topeka
this morning by W. e. Baldry, city
engineer, speaking for the city gov
eminent. and A. L. Oliger, secretary
of the Chamber of Commerce, speak
ing for the latter body.
Reports Are Submitted.
Reports are being submitted at the
afternoon session which opened at 2
o'clock this afternoon, from the COM
mittees en- architecture. bridges,
drainage and flood protection, cleo
trical engineering, manufacturing in
dustries, mechanicalben engineering, rail-
roads, and valuation.
The address by Chancellor E. H.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16
TAKE IT FROM ME- SOLD OUT,
Curtain Promptly at $40 O'Clock To-
night at Grand

The Standing Room Only sign
will be hung out tonight at the Grand.
The knowledge that this would be
done came Wednesday noon when the
last Of the balcony seats for Take II
From Me" had been sold. The lower
floor seats. including all the boxes.
had been disposed of long before that.
There was a heavy mail order trade
and a steady demand from local show
patrons almost from the minute the
seat sale started, according to Man
ager Roy Crawford.
1t was announced by the manage
ment today that the curtain will go ur
up the first act promptly at SID
O'Clock this evening. This is earlier
than the usual curtain and is made
necessary in order that the full ,per-
fornance may be given and the com.
pany take an early night train. Mr.
Crawford wants to urge ticket holder.
to be in their seats before the time fol
the curtain.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16
CAN CUT TAXES
Republican House Leader De-
cIares Party Sentiments.
Must Reduce Government Ex-
penses to Fulfill Plan.

Washington, Dec. 16.-Taxes can be
reduced during 1921 if congress cuts
government expenditures. Republican
Leader Mondell told the house today.
Mondell advocated reducing appro-
priations from theA $4,000. 200. 900
asked by government departments. to
s3,250, 100000 and opposed the claim
of Secretary Houston that government
revenues must be kept to $4,000. 000,-
600 annually for at least two years.
Would Keep War Debt.
He also opposed attempts to reduce
the war debt heavily during the next
few years. asserting the nation already
has paid A per cent of its war bills.
if loans to the allies are. not consid-
cred.
Victory notes totalling about s4.-
500, 900, maturing May 20, 1928,
cannot be paid without increasing
taxes and should be refunded into long
term obligations, he said. adding that
even with taxes reduced. it will be
possible thru strict economy to sub
stantially reduce the floating debt. as
represented by treasury. certificates of
Indebtedness and war saving stamps.
Public Is Wearied.
1.-THE people are tired of enormous
federal expenditures he said. ''They
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16

are weary of tax burdens They ex-
pect relief and they are looking to this
congress. We shall not disappoint
them
Mondell said he concurred with
Secretary Houston1 that the excess
profits and the more obnoxious con-
sumption taxes should be repealed and
that the surfaces on high incomes
should he reduced,
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16
VISIT SHAWNEE GRANGE.
Members of Rotary Club and Wives to
Make Trip Tomorrow.

Members of the Rotary club of To-
peka and their wives and women
friends are to make a visit to the
Shawnee grange. seven miles from To-
peka, on the Kansas City Red line.
Friday night The Rotarians, will
leave the Y NJ. c.. A at 7:15 o'clock
Friday evening.
Special efforts have been made by
the members of the grange to arrange
for the visit of the Rotarians. I'M
mediateIy after the snow had fallen
early this week, they dragged the short
stretch of road between the grange
hall and the paved highway, which is
in good condition for the run tonight.
The spirit which has been displayed
by the grange, officers of the Rotary
believe, deserves to be met with equal
enthusiasm on the part of the Rotar-
ians and every member is being urged
to make the trip.
There will be talks by several of the
grange members, and all the Rotarians
present will be introduced.
Kansas City Hay Market
Kansas City, Dec. 16.-HAY-Market un-
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16

MT. JdcOD Lyon, Homer, Mich.
l wish that you could hear him tell of
his many experiences with ointments,
salves, dilators, etc, before he tried my
method. Here is a letter just received from
him;
Mr.. f. Il. Page, Marshall. Mich.
Dear Sir: l want you to know what
your treatment has done for me. 1 had suf-
fered with piles for many years and used
suppositories and all kinds of treatments,
but never got relief until 1 tried yours
Am now completely cured. Although l
am $ years old, and the oldest active black
smith in Michigan, I feel years younger
since the piles have left me. I will surely
recommend it to all / know who suffer this
way. You can use my letter any way you
wish and hope it will lead others to try
this wonderful remedy. +
Yours truly,
J. L LYON
There are thousands of afflicted people
suffering with piles who have never vet
tried the one sensible way of treating
them.
Don't be. cut. Don't waste money on
foolish salves ointmentS, dilators. etc but
send today for Free Trial of my internal
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No matter whether your case is of long
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IL occasional or Permanent-you should
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No matter where you live-no matter
troubled with piles, my method will relieve
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This liberal offer Of free treatment is
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mail the coupon-but do this now-TODAY.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16

Orient would be an influence for peace
and good understanding between the
United States and Japan, he said. The
practically total lack of American news
in the Orient is one reason for misun-
derstandings between the people of
Japan and the United States, he de-
clared.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16
DEATHS AND FUNERALS

The funeral of George Speers will be held
at o'clock Saturday at the residence, 619
Monroe. Burial in Topeka cemetery.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16

EPHRAIM MASON, age IA, died Wednes-
day night at his residence, &c Jefferson
street. The funeral will be held Saturday
afternoon at 2 80 o'clock from Lane chapel.
The services will be in charge of Jeffer
sonian Tabernacle. Burial will be in
Ritchie cemetery.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16

MRS. JULIA NEAL. age 40, died this
morning at 5: AS o'clock at her home, 400
Reno avenue. Funeral announcements
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16
Cured
His Piles
Now SO Years Old But Works At
Trade Of Blacksmith and
Feels Younger Since
Piles Are Gone.

The oldest active blacksmith in Michigan
IS still pounding his anvil in the town of
Homer-thauks to my internal method for
treating piles
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16

JESSE wEFLEY TREGO, age SO, died
this morning at II 80 at the home of his
sister, Mrs. George Shaw, 1925 Western ave-
nue.. The funeral services will be held at
o'clock Friday from Shellabarger's chapel.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16

Kansas City Hay Market.
Kansas City, Dec 6.-HAY-Market I'M
changed Receipts 81 cars.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16

lords Flowers satisfy. Tel. s27.-
| ADV.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16

Reports are being submitted at. the
afternoon session which opened at 2
o'clock this afternoon, from the COM
mittees en- architecture, bridges,
drainage and flood protection, cleo
trical engineering. manufacturing in
dustries, mechanical engineering, rail-
roads. and valuation.
The address by Chancellor E. H.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-12-16

Misses Flannel Bioomers. .-... sec
Bags and suit Cases, "a Price.
children's Beitcd Sweater Goats. sec
Mems factory reject Fur
Ovcrcoats. =. "a IN
Boys Duck Goats. 90
Mems Bib Steifeif Overalis. 81 90
Boys Goatslxin 61tsxes o..
Boys Blue Charpt3fay Shirts az.
Boys Heavy Ribbed Hose
Boys Heavy Winter Caps asc
Chiidrens Toques. Wool Hats. ssc
mems heavy fleece Underwear. Gee
Infants $40 Plush and Velvet 9
coats. ..-..-......-.. $500
si-o0 Duys Mems $3.50 Pajamas.
800 buys large sizs Bed BIanl.ts
The Connecticut labor press. (New Haven, Conn.) 191?-1921, 1920-04-24

ing in the necessities of life will CEN
tralize their forces on some particular
candidate for the presidency is only to
be expected. If this should occur, the
name of the candidate will be given
to the voters by the American Fedora