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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20
Beauty Chats
SnlbIe Com Cues.

IT frequently happens that some OF
the best remedies are the simplest
rlinEs-o1ren the old fashioned
remedies mothers make a. home are
the best ] doubt whether anyone
has invented a better spring tome
than dandeli0n tea. or sulphur and
molasses. or whether anything has
been found more effective than the
good old mustard plaster. or than the
famous bread and milk poulrica.
In treating corns. 7 usually advise
some OF these simple. old time for
mulas- OF course 7 never have adj
pads that come ready made, for half
a dozen reasous-ole OF which IS that
home made pads and home treatments
are usually easier
II you have troublesome corns. soak
the feet IN hot water for ten OF Is
minutes. Dry and moisten the corns
win spirits OF ammonia BY this
time they viii be so soft that az least
a portion can be removed with a corn
knife Rub the spots with healing
sllVc-ziuc or carbolated Vaseline or
salVe viii do-aad bind gently with
old linen IL the corns trouble you
lemon al night. and next day you
wiz probably be able 70 remove the
entire calous-
Badly infamed. painful corns should
be p0ulticed with flaNseed. slippery
elm or bread and milk These good
old fashioned poulrcas almost always
so soften and loosen the hard skin
that It can be picked of with a dun
corn knife. Then a washer should
be made OF thin felt or chamois. q
piece large enough 10 cover the spot. T
with an air hole cut out OF the center. Z
The place where the corn has been /
should be filled up with healing salve /
and the washer" worn over ID for a
time
Questions and Answers
Mary-Rub your arms with cocoa /
butter or with olTe OIL Continue 20 I
do your arm development exercises I
and you viii see a great improvement. /
II you are too Thin all over, you may
need a special. diet TO fatten you up
Estelle-Tha same advice given 70 {
Mary applies TO yourself II the arms I
and legs are too thin. it IS usually be-
cause the entire body Is too thin The D
best way 70 develop either arms or
legs IS by exercise "A little can be
by massaginE with ]
warm olive oil or cocoa butter
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

for the chamber Of commerce The
First National bank there has ST.
052,0Q0 in deposits At the banquet
which shows that country is up 70
any other in the matter OF style and
fashion"
Heavy purchases OF farm machin-
cry, especially tractors, have been
made by farmers OF the FL Paso val
ley this season and every day truck
loads OF machinery are being sent
down the valley" said Roland Har-
well. county farm agent Planting
Of spring grains such as wheat IS
practically completed and work now
is practically confined to preparing
the land for water crops such as
cotton. corn and truck produce. The
condition OF winter wheat is first
class. Work is being rushed in or
der TO get water as soon as possible.
Water was turned on al the dam Feb.
10
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20
Ripping Rhymes
Sympathy

TODAY there everywhere and Jour
ned sadly hone slipped and landed
cement head there
lace works joted out Of place And there many people
sliding al
all
Splinter style and lifted
se reclaimed hat which
voiced the
Perhaps cHoIted the
they leaned though had no
they displayed
Then resumed journey home write pome nurnured
ls I went way These human beings o. z
Copyright BY George Matthew Adams WALT MASON
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

own internal affairs. seeing that they
were going 10 anyhoW.-Dallas News.
No sentence passed upon the kaiser
should be allowed TO interfere with
his writing Of memoirs for the warn
ing OF erstudies.-Boston Herald.
Somebody could make a fortune By
going into business TO sell those
moderate priced goods which dealers
say the people do not Wanr-Albauy
Journal
Much is said about an alleged leak
In the supreme court. but vets DO
not believe anything as dry as that
court can leak--W esterville fOhiol
American Issue
The president maintains that he
VIII fight for the league OF nations
70 the bitter end Al least he realizes
that the END is going 10 be bitter
Manila Bulletin
The convention viii be san Fran
ciscos most interesting contribution
70 history since the earthquake. The
degree OF difference is vet to dereIoD-
Springfield Republican.
Possibly the ceusus-taSers' lob
would have been simplified IL thew
had first tabulated the presidential
possibilities and then counted what
News
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20
Patter md Chatter
~ "a on ~ Caseus.

TIC ~ ~ VI TIC OuSSyS
OF o.
al pre- re IN cro snE the
Just the Caseys heavy do,
you effective action right away;
They've style going and way bucking through
Without undue pretension display.
the Caseys hard the Job may
If it's up them to do IT, that's enough
"Come across you Cassysl Never mind the tea;
Who's fearing that the going may be rough?'
THEY'VE way Of breaking records for profit applause,
1 And to satisfy conceit pride;
their when they the worthy
And by tossing needless hndTances aside
Caseys fater, when the call Of duys heard,
To ask about the credit they may win;
across you Caseys" the Caseys the Wor1
Find the way be beginning and begin
YOU needn't the cassys they done
l praise s 10 a thing that they would ask;
al the satisfaction that wOrthy be
they've cleaned up a record breaking task
@Come across you Casey and the Casys went
Point TIE job we've got do" they said
They did it. thinking not Of loss
Their watch~ord always being Smash aheadi'
THE good ship Caseys an the records IN her class,
1 And she's need Of patching repairs;
pennants blow out proudly be where others pass
She has proved that she deserves the she bears
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

NY DEAR Delmar-
BECAUSE YOUR Daddis
ASKED ME to do #
TN WHITING this letter
But I'VE no idea
WHAT IN going to say
EXCEPT TO tel you
THAT YoU ought to be be good
and VERY quiet
AND GET all we'll
so THAT your Daddie.
WONT HAVE to worry
AND YOU must remember.
THAT IN all the world
THERE ISN'T a thing.
THAT Is quite so grand
As A little girl
Or A little boy.
IN SOMEBODY'S home.
AND THERE isn't a srleE
IN ALL the world
THAT Is quite 50 deep.
As WHEN something happens.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

THE young lady across the way says
1 it's hard to tel one nationality from
another since the world war and she's
just been reading an article by a
prominent Egyptologist, who writes
Just as good English as .anybody.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

TO THE little girl
OR THE little boy.
AND BECAUSE Of that
AND BECAUSE 7 know.
THAT YOU love your Daddie-
TN GOING to ask you
TO WRITE ne a letter
AND PROMISE me.
THAT YOU'LL take his hand
AND CROSS your heart
AND PROMISE him.
THAT Whatever he says.
YOU OUGHT to do.
YOU'LL SURELY do.
AND i can remember.
THAT ONCE on a time
WE HAD a happy boy
AMI III oroke ms ies-
AND THE doctor put It
IN A plaster cast
AND TIED it all up.
WITH A lot Of sticks
But he wouldn't be quiet
AND WE had to take him
AND HANG him up.
IN A sort Of swing
WHERE his little legs
COULDN'T TOUCH the ground
AND HE had to stay there.
TILL ms leg got well
AND YOU'D best be careful
or FIRST thing you know.
THEY'LL HANG you up.
/ THANK you.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20
InBIings and ThinBIings.

InbLings and ThinBlngs.
fataIHeadHne Marvellous Shelock Harvslousl
Presumably brandy put
in the inee pie And then presumably thsrsn be mnee
Java entirely
kid Of bean.
Western surgeon grating monkey glands Prize fighters
very unfair to the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

U7HEN & new milhner comes T. town
" tn excitement is all amongst tn
boys Business is SO good III have Z
make an assignment If we don't have
a panic purity s0on," said Tel Bink-
ley, t'day.
coDyright National Newspaper Service
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20
By DUNK BOLTS.

ERISBY HANCOCK says he used to
hear a heap about whisky being
aged in wood; now he reads about it
being aged in the woods.
The debate at the Wild Onion school
house Saturday night was largely at
tended, and each speaker handled his
subject in a mastery manner, notwith-
standing it was a one-sided affair from
the start The subject was would
Bryan Run Again?"
Sile Kildew claims to have the
smartest dog in this community as it
has got so it knows an insurance agent
as soon as he gets out his armload Of
statistics.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20
We TOWNE GOSSIP
Registered Q. s Patent ofnes
IL K q a

EAR C. B. have beautiful daughter by the Of Del
old She considered looking rather
for her but she has fault and that she wild She has had lot
Of sickness, the
IS But
fun
do with
should you please
writings
that would make her sit and take notice Truly
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

Scientists are discussing the posi-
niiity Of using Oh shale deposits as
a source Of liquid fuel
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

GOOD ROADS!
Hordes Of Autos now reminds Us
We should build our roads 70 stay.
When departing leave behind rs
kinds that rains don't wash away.
When our children pay the mortgage
Fathers made. 10 haul their loads
Do not let them raise the. question.
Here's the bonds, but where's the
roads -Exchange.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

Cattle in the Yemen district o.
Arabia eat dried fish in drouth times.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

Whenever the president really wants congress to 4
Isnething, he should write a message opposing IT.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

The next nan to announce his candidacy for presi-
dent the Democratic ticket could make hit BY de-
rlarng that If elected he VIII Immediately make Mr..
Lansing secretary Of state
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

Lots Of people keep ont Of jail through innocence some
through pull but lot Of others because they are lucky
anorgh not to be caught.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

1eAdoo has decided that being the presidents sOn-in
Law is too much to overcome.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

NHEEL nm win that "Ol, aren't
II you Wonderfulra smile
say nothing-until he has run
ont OF ulatfrudes
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

Whenever can get Wilson to believe he has won
victory Lodge and convinced Lodge he has been vic
.oIious over wilson, ratification wiz be easy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-02-20

Rabbi zisoaka says the high cost of loving isn't hurt
n the unatnmony market
The Washington herald., 1920-09-12
REDS PENNANT
HOPESSHAKEN
Champs, With Wobbling
Pitching Staff, Lose Two
To Boston Braves.

Boston. S,ut. IO.-Thc Braves
gave the world champions and their
remnant hopes for this season an
awful JOLT by winning both games
Of the douLIr-hcHdcr by taking the
first Uam- Icy a score Of to 1 and
tn, second. to o.
The Cincinnati pitching staff is in
a very wuuhIy condition and there
is grave doubt Of rounding into shape
for thr n-Lt that is ahead Of the
club. Filler is about the only de-
pcndubI. veteran pitcher that Moran
has now. Iuquc, who worked in the
first game today. has a sore arm and
waS as wild as a hawk, although his
game was finally lost for him
through an error. Neither Ruether
urr E.ug are going good. and Fisher,
who worked in the second game to-
day. WAS only just fair. Heinie
rluhr WAS injured Thursday ana
l.s "A lame shoulder. He could not
s'.r; this afternoon. but got into
] t..- first game for few innings. II
7 Y IS ON a poor throw Of his that
! I...-Iuu scored the winning runs in
Il l- orcning clash.
WhlIe the Reds still, on paper,
, ha,.. a fghtinE chance to win, on
( Il. clubs showing today. il looks
! w.. much as if they We're out OF it.
E.IIin@ham was relieved in the
! Gr-' game by "Lefty'' Leo Tuwnse nd.
/ t.. rookie from Charleston of the
| Su.'h Atlantic League. who pitched
e.. ~ ball during the last four in
! U.'.SS. getting credit for his second
/ V ia since he joined the Boston club
/ a week ago. OeSrhgcr held the
/ Rods safe at all times The scores:
The Washington herald., 1920-09-12
BAGBY UNABLE
TOSTOP YANKS
10000 Fans See Indians
Lose Rubber" Game,
Score 6 to 2.

Cleveland, Sept. 11.-Herb Thor
mahlen's splendid pitching. and the
Yanks' heavy hitting and timely
batting, enabled the Hugmen to de-
feat the Indians this afternoon. 6
to 3 Thormahlen held the Indians
runless for eight innings, and but
for a brace of errors in the ninth
would have scored a shutout.
The Indians were officially re-
corded as making seven hits, but
two were of a fukey character.
The Yanks made fifteen hits. They
knocked Bagby out of the box in
the sixth, and Clark. who relieved
him. was also easy.
Hannah made four successive
safe drives. and all but one counted
in the scoring. Pipp was next with
three COrkers.
The victory gives the Yanks
twelve victories to nine for the In
dians in the seasons series between
them. Ruth did not get home
run, but. made two slashing doubles
and was walked twice.
\ record breaking crowd estt-
mated at 10000 saw the last game
of the series. thousands were
turned away unable to get within
blocks Of the park. The playing
field was entirely surrounded by
the overflow crowd, and ground
rules were necessary, allowing but
two bases on hits into the crowd
on the field. The day was ideal
for baseball. Score:
The Washington herald., 1920-09-12
KNICKS TO START
FOOTBALL PRACTICE

The Knickerbockers will take the
field today in their initial football
workout, practicinE on the Knicks
diamond located at Wisconsin ave-
nue. and Tnirty-ffth street. prac-
tice being called for 10 a. m. Seven
ty-fve candidates have signifed
their intention of coming out and
the Knicks are confident Of putting
team on the field prepared to give
all others in and around the Dis
trict plenty OF competition The
kniCks are at present arranging
their schedule and all teams de
sirous OF meeting them should
communicate with Joseph Kearnev,
manager. 1867 Wisconsin avenue
northwest.
The Washington herald., 1920-09-12
New Coach on Hand.

Wheeling, ". Va, Sept. II
KelceI Ross, the new coach Of the
Wheeling High squad. has arrived
and started the formation OF this
years team. Coach Ross played
half back for Wesleyan in 1916. The
last three years he coached Buck
hannOn High and during his first
two years developed a champion,
shiep team. George J. CBuckD
Wheeler, jr, OF Wheeling, has been
appointed assistant coach Of the
Hiram College team, Hiram. Ohio.
The Washington herald., 1920-09-12
Jack Dempsey Signs
To Meet Bill Brennan

New York. Sept 11.-Jack
Dempsey, heavyweight cham
pion. today signed articles to
light Bill Brennan fifteen rounds
At Madison Square Garden here
October l. according to Jack
kearns. manager Of the cham
piOn. Kearns also announced
that Dempsey is ready to
meet Georges Carpenter, French
champion. at any time and eX-
peCted that articles for the
match will be signed shortly
The Brennan fight will give
Dempsey but twenty days to
train. Kearns said he was look
ing for available quarters.
The Washington herald., 1920-09-12
FANS SEE
DODGERS WIN TWO

Brooklyn, n Y, Sept. IL
Brooklyn made it four straight from
st LosIs today when they defeated
the Cardinals in both ends Of Il
doubIe-header, the first by a score
Of i to and the second by TO 0.
The second game was Il pitchers
duel between Smith. for the
Dodgers. and North for the Car
dinaIs. BROOKLYN baseball fans went
wild. and nearly $1,000 of them
stormed the park endeavoring to
make their way into the stands
and blcachers. SO bad did the press
Of the fans become that the police
reserves from two precincts were
called out. but not before hundreds
of eager fans had climbed the rignI
center field fence and pushed across
the playing field. The score:
The Washington herald., 1920-09-12
Microscope Needed to
Dope Out Leaders Now

BY the use of microscopes and
calipers, it is possible to figure
out the margins between the
first three clubs in the American
League race today. The YankS'
reward for taking the odd game
Of the latest "cruCial series" was
an advance until Iris Speakers
Indians are keeping them out
of first place by the intiniIesI
margin of .OO06 points. Chicago,
muffin- golden Chauc" to rush
into thu lead. lost to Boston and
today tests in third place. .OO-S
points behind New York. Here
are averages Of the three lead
ers, reduced to fine point:
Cleveland. .616J; New York,
.6I59; Chicago. .613l.
The race j. virtual tie, with
the smallest fraction Of one
gam" separating the first and
third clubs The Indians uw.
their slender lead to- the fact
that they have played fewer
games than their rivals.
Brooklyn forged a full three
games t. the lead in the Ma
tional League by taking a dou-
blr-headnr from the Cardinals.
while the slipping Reds dropped
Coupl to the Braves.
Here is the standing Of the
American League clubs and what
will happen if they win or lose
today.
The Washington herald., 1920-09-12
NoIESsseeGAfE

Sportsman's Park. -. Louis. sept
lion TO Chicago and Walter
johnson may face the White SoN.
Clyoe Milan had narrow escape
from injury in the first game when
he crashed against the fence trying
to reach Gedeon's long drive in
the seventh
They play with fire frequently on
that intentional pass Sisler drew
one from AC0sta with runners ON
second and third and one out. And
there was enough ammunition in
back OF it to win out for the
Browns
Bob Roth was satisfied with his
work here. 4 homer that won
2-l game and a triple that sent in
two as a pinch hitter.
Up to the explosion in the seventh
AC0sta had set the Browns down
hitless for three innings
And then talking about wonderful
plays, it took one to stop the GriTs
in the kickoff. Williams stretched
his chin almost 10 the grass and
reached a liner from Milan. Three
on. one out at the time and the
catch cut of a triple for Clyde and
three runs.
Stan Harris doesn't lose a thing
He saw third base open when Smith
went after a hounder that hoped
OF his bare hand in the second in
ming OF the second game and hc
continued on to third.
Weilman was so effective that
Griffith needed a pitcher as good
as Shaw to make il close. South
paw Zachary had an OF day. Ten
hits and eight runs in three innings
finished his days work.
Five Of the first six hits of We'll
man were extra bases. Shanks.
! O'Neill and Ellerbe had doubles and
Rice and Harris triples.
Nick Altrock was among thos"
missing, displaying his three ring
circus wares for the edifcation Of
the John Collins day in Chicago.
The Washington herald., 1920-09-12
Golf Match Arransed

Cumberland, Nd. SEPT. ll.-Tbs
Cumberland Country Club has ac-
cepted an invitation of the Hagers.
town Country Club for a golf match
at Hagerstown, Saturday. Septem
ber IS. Tryouts are going on al
the local club to select fourteen
players who will constitute the
team. On Saturday, September 4,
DR.. Karl P. Heintz made eighteen
holes in SO, establishing a new anna
teur record for the course.
The Washington herald., 1920-09-12

In batting slump that counted
seven straight defeats. the Browns
were due TO crush through someone.
and IL happened to be Biemiller,
Acosta and Gleason in the first
game. No one escaped. Biemiller
retired after allowing : hits and ;
runs in 3 innings Acosta breezed
along like a thoroughbred for three
frames, but went to the bottom in
the seventh and Gleason was found
for 3 runs in l inning.
II was one Of those sIam-bang
affairs with the Browns taking ad-
vantage Of the free transportation
offered. On the other hand. the
Nationals turned but one walk into
a run.
Nationals Take Lead But
The Nationals took the lead with
one in the second when Harris. FL
lerbe and O'NeilI singled. They lost
IT Immediately as the Browns pro-
duced three with homer by will
Jams, a double by Smith. a safe bunt
by TObin, a force play by Severed.
and a long single by Davis.
The Browns drew away some more
in the third on a single By Gedann.
pass to Sisler md williams single
to right which was fumJled by
Brewer.
a pinch hitter was brought out
in the fourth. Elierbe and Charity
were on with singles and two out
when Bob Roth smaCkcd on. pas.
Jacobson for three bases and Two
runs. The merry -Eo-ruund ceased
until the Nationals passed the
Browns in the seventh on a single
by Judge a double by Rice and a
single by Ellcrbe. The Browns Wen.
hlanked without hit in the fourth.
NTH and sixth by Acosta. and h.
promised To hold the lead. but the
Browns threw out terrific barrsE-
in the seventh. Severed walked
and was relieved by Billings Aus
tin, batting for Davis forced Bill
lings. Gerber singled 10 left for tho
first hit of Acosta. Gedeou doubled
past Milan and Austin tied the score.
Sisler was purp0sely passed Jacob
son walked. sending in run. vii
Jams popped 20 Harris and singles
by Smith and Tobin sent in three
more.
Behind 10 to 4. The Nationals
were dangerous in the eighth when
they filled the cushions with one
out and Milan almost cleaned them.
Williams went over TO tho foul line
for phenomenal catch or Ifna-
and La Mote was doubled Of Sec
.Ond.
The Washington herald., 1920-09-12
Ready for Grid Season.

Cumberland, Md, Sept. 11.-Her-
man Everstone, manager of the AL
legany County High School football
team, is arranging a schedule for
the coming season which includes a
game with the Keyser Preps who
play the West Virginia Freshmen
and other strong teams. over thirty
candidates have reported. John
Bruce. a veteran of three seasons,
has bssn electad cantain.
The Washington herald., 1920-09-12
P. o. CARRIERS WIN
FROM CLERKS, 2 TO 0

The carriers and clerks employed
in the City Postofice staged a game
on the Monument Grounds yester-
day afternoon, the former winning
? to o. The game was a pitching
duel between Thomas, for the
clerks. and Davis, a former high
school star. for the carriers. Thomas
struck out twelve, allowing three
hits and Davis struck out ten. al
lowing the same number of hits.
The Washington herald., 1920-09-12
OUMCRIFFS SLAUGHTERED TWO GAESYAKS AGAIN DEFEAT INDIANS
BroWns Hit National
Pitchers at Will and
Win nTUoFinalGdmes

SPORTS HEDTOKUM - &c ? cmfvyp sbrdIu thr,
SpSrtsmans Park, St Louis Sept
West like lion pulled out of their first stop
like lamb the lamb of the arriving
3o6 and I7-to-2 defeats St Louis There were
the Nationals ordinary games as they did
Thursday but these ordinary games Browns
getting straight defeats eaped
the Grfs choked strangle holds consisting
Of singles, doubles, triples and homeruns
The Washington herald., 1920-09-12
second Is a Massacre.

The second battle was settled be-
fore the first furlonE post had been
reached. Carl Weilman was reached
for one run in the second when
Harris tripled and Ellerbe doubled
The Griffs saw themselves passed
in the second when Smith doubled
TobIn and SEVERED singled and
Harris momeutarIIy fumbIed W,.-
mans skipper.
Tn" third saw the end OF South
paw Zachary. who has been % 'nr-n
spot for the Browns am -.a-0r
They more than made ur ..r lost
time when eleven went u- a-r -.h
completed the Jourusg .- -.ar--..
with a single by cd. ...u a
double by Sisler and . -..- -r Ta-
cOeon- Williams sinu..I and smith
doubled. Tobin siuG.rG. ~,N.r,Ig
sent a sacrifice fly to Rice and W.
man famed. Gerber doubled tfad-
con walked and SisI,r stopped II
with EroUndcr to JudE,
From then on the Bruwn~ -.-.
their batting averages way up
Williams hit over the right q. .l
fence against Gleason in th, faur,.
In the NTH Gerber walked G-6,. n
was hit and SisIer ripped ono past
Rice for the circuit and three runs
The Nationals did not show wl. r.
life after the fourth when Snark-
scored O'NoiI with a double. What
was the use2
The Washington herald., 1920-09-12
HERMAN OUTPOINTED
BY JACK SHARKEY

East Chicago, Ind, Sept. IL
Jack Sharkcy, New York Italian,
outpointed Pete Herman, of New
Orleans, bantam weight champion,
in a ten-round bout at the Oswego
Arena here today. Sharkey took the
bout by a wide margin although no
referees decision was given.