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Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
Fancy Rib Boil only 15c at Nc.
COrt's. Phone 1872.

Fancy Rib Boil only 15c at Nc.
Cort's. Phone 1872.
Miss Marjorie Thomas, who spent
week visiting friends at Carroll
returned home Monday morning.
DR.. and Mrs. J. M. Fulton who
have been spending the past ten days
in Chicago, returned home yesterday
morning.
Beatrice Jones was a passenger to
Manning yesterday morning where
she will spend few days at the jess
Markley home,
Have for sale Ford touring car
in splendid condition. Priced cheap
for immediate sale. Enquire of
Brooks & Kruse.
DR.. and Mrs. d. D. Drake and
children autoed from Des Moines
Sunday to spend the day at the home
of her father, w. w. Smith.
Frank Drake, wife and daughter
came from Newton Sunday for few
days visit at the home of the lady's
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. A. M. Cur
rier.
Don't forget you can save yourself
some money by buying gallon canned
goods at McCort's, as we have a full
line Of berry goods. Phone 1872. j.
F. McCort.
B. F. Davis and wife who have
been here on a VISIT at the home of
the lady's mother, Mrs. John Diaz,
returned to their nome at Dallas,
Texas yesterday morning.
Mrs. John Clark and baby who
have been visiting at the home of
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. SAINT An
derson, returned this morning to
her home in Cedar Rapids.
Miss Ruth Crawford and her
brother, Ross Crawford OF Earlham,
who have been guests at the home
Of ]. L. Rippey, returned to their
homes Wednesday morning.
w. H. Vincent was stabbed ten
times by Fred Sillick last week in a
quarrel over religion on their island
home in the Missouri river, west OF
Honey Creek. Vincent is recover
ing.
A thief or thieves stole part of a
stand of bees from the residence
property of Chas. Stocking one even
ing last week. The hive contained
quantity of honey. The loss is es-
timated between $50 and $40 and
was the property Of j. G. Prosser,
who has a clue to the thief and it
may be possible that some disclos-
ures will be made in a short time.
Mr.. Prosser offered a reward and
this has had the effect of bringing
some evidence to light.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05

The Audubon County Fair is the
next big attraction for the people of
Audubon county. The premium
lists will be out Friday.
J. l.. Connolly of Omaha, now on
the road for the Vitagraph Motion
Picture Film Co., was in the city yes
terday visiting old time friends. Mr..
| Connolly lived here several years
ago and was a member of the crack
volunteer fire department which won
honors at the state meets. He
found time to call on some of the old
! timers.
Fred Land, Of Casey, democratic
| candidate for state senator in this
district, was in the city Monday Wis
| iting the leaders in his party and
meeting the voters. Mr.. Land is
quite an active worker in the Farm
Bureau and helped perfect the or
! ganization in Audubon county. He
is especially we'll acquainted in Mel
vile township where he has a large
following. Mr.. Land is one of the
| progressive farmers of Guthrie
county and will no doubt make
thorough canvass among the voters
Of the district.
There is no place in the world
where soil is better for growing
Grimes Golden and Jonathan apples,
according to Prof. S. A. Beach of
Ames, one of the leading horticultur-
alists of the United States. He be-
lieves that southwestern Iowa is de-
stined to become as great a fruit
growing territory as Hood River
Valley or Imperial Valley. Prof
Beach is head of the association
which will put on horticultural
congress for fifteen mid-western
states in Council Bluffs, November
18th to goth.
Frank H. Fuller, advance man for
| the Chase-Lister Co., which is to APP
| pear in Audubon all of next week
was in the city Monday making all
the necessary arrangements for the
| big show. The writer knew Mr.
| Fuller 25 years ago when he was the
crack slide trombone player with the
| famous band at Pella, where Mr.
Fuller was engaged in business with
| Henry Held, who has since passed to
| his reward. Mr.. Fuller has been in
| the show business long term of
years and the past four years has
been advance man for the Chase
Lister Co. He is one of the celver-
est men on earth, honest to fault
and always perfect gentleman.
There are no better men in any line
of business than Mr.. Fuller and we
were pleased to have an interview
with him on the occasion of his visit
| to Audubon.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
HANDKERCHIEFS

500 fine embroidered hand
kerchiefs, actual 45c value,
4 of them for --..-............... $1.00
1000 white hemstitched
handkerchiefs regular 10c val
ue, 20 of these for -....... S1.00
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
SMART COATS

Off of the half price. We
have just ten left of those
smart short coats that have
appealed so strongly to the
good dressers of this commun-
ity this season. We have sold
all but ten Of these at liberal
discounts from the original
price. Now you buy one We'd
nesday at a full dollar less
than Half Price.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
HOSIERY

200 pairs of silk hose in
black only, values up to $1.29,
for Wednesday only -. S1.00
800 pairs children's fine,
close ribbed hose in black,
white or cordovan, sizes 6 to
812, worth Coo to 75c. Two
pair for ...........-.-.. $1.00
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
READ THIS

1t will be impossible to
quote all the things your dol
lar will buy here on
Wednesday, August 18th
in this ad.
Big dollar bargains in every
department. We tell you of
just a few here. All over the
store they will be displayed.
Come and see how far your
dollar will go here.
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
KIMONA CREPE

100 yards real serpentine
crepe in dark or light colors,
S5c values, Wednesday, two
yards for-...-........-..-......... S1.00
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
ERvICE-SATISFACTI ON-sAF,ETY
BATH TOWELS

Another big lot Of extra
heavy bath towels, regular S5c
values, selling for that price in
all good stores, two of them on
Wednesday for -.......... $1.00
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
OUTING FLANNEL

500 yards best grade dark
colored outing flannel, worth
SOC per yard, 212 yards. .,S1.00
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
SILK HOSE

200 pairs ladies' splendid
silk striped hose, worth soc, 3
pairs for ....................... $1.00
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
KNIT VESTS

Extra values at 40c and SOC,
three for ........ $1.00
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
GINGHAM

80 inches wide, worth 75c
the yard, two yards for -.S1.0O
Our regular SOC ginghams,
really worth Coo, 212 yards
for ................-.......... $1.00
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
NAINSOOK

500 yards Sc inch fine white
nainsook, worth zoe today,
this on dollar day, 2 yards 81
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
UNION SUITS KNIT

Just 100 of them, pure white
regular $3.50 and $1.75 gar
ments, just .................--.... $1.00
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
PERCALES

The best grade Sc inch fast
colored percales selling today
in all city stores at Csc; 212
wards for. ........................... S1.OO
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
SILKS

Several pieces beautiful
striped skirting silk, full sc
inches wide. Value is $3.50
per yard. First yard $1.95;
second yard ,-..,....,.,-...-,... S1.00
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
WOOL GOODS

Ten pieces all wool black
serge, 40 to A inches wide,
values up to $500. First
yard at the regular price; End
yard at .................... S1.00
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05

Splendid grade sc inch per
Gales. We see other stores
selling this grade as the best.
1t is our 45c quality. Dollar
day 3 yards for --.-.--......... S1.00
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
RIBBONS

Very special fancy ribbons,
good width, values rs to S5c a
yard. Wednesday 2 yards
for ......-.....-......-......S 1.00
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
FANCY BATH TOWELS

so only, regular $1.35 to
$3.50 values at .................. S1.00
Audubon Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Iowa) 1894-1925, 1920-08-05
PETTICOATS
S | 90
VOIL.ES

Only 200 yards left of these
handsome dark voiles. Reg
ular $1.OO grades, Wednesday
two yards for .-.-................ S1.00
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1920-08-11
Presence Of Mind.

ShOelesS ne climbed the stairs,
opened the door of the room, en-
tered, and without being detect
ed. closed it after him. Just as
he was ABOUT Co get into bed, his
wife, half-aroused from slumber.
turned and sIeepiIy said:
Is that you, Fido?"
The husband, telling the rest
of the story, said:
70 For once in my life l had
real presence of mind. l lie ked
her hand" -
Swiped.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1920-08-11
J r. Hayes, Chairman.
AFRO Hadley. Secretary

Motorized higeway transpOrta
ton is growing with as rOnlsh-
ing rapidity. New York state
alone has over four hundred
motor express lines in operation.
1t is estimated that, for the
whole country, there are no
less than 5000 such lines in
operation. These lines are of
greatly varying size and widely
scattered. The American Motor
Freight Co., with headquarters
at Sioux Falls, South Dakota,
is incorporated at 100000. A
map of it's route includes eighty
towns in Minnesota, Iowa and
South Dakota. The New Eng
land Transportation Company
which operates out of Boston,
Mass, is reported as having
$50 motor trucks in service
which operate over twelve
routes totaling over 1000 miles
in length. The Patriot Motor
Express Co. of Wichita and
Kansas City. Kansas, is capital
lied at 81, 900. 600. 1t is reported
that the company is operating
drought Kansas, Nebraska and
Missouri and will use $50 trucks.
Most of these trucks are now op-
Grating on Goodyear pneumatic
tires.
Buchanan Lyon Co.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1920-08-11
Army and War Facts.

France maintains a standing
army of 100000 men.
Germany has 100000 war
orphans and $4,000 war wild
oWs.
More than 10000 American
Indians saw service in the World
War.
Two million head of cattle
were carried away by the Ger
mans from France.
The total war debt of Ger
many is 265'OOO'OOO marks, nor
mally sos, 987, 100000.
There are thirty-one different
bugIe calls and ten bugle signals
in the United States army,
In France there are 3,72C
towns and villages entirely OF
partially destroyed by the Ger
mans.
In the war with Spain twenty
seven American officers and 81
men were killed. The deaths il
camp numbered 2,565.
American tourists returning
from Europe laden with wa
souvenirs must pay duty on all
trophies.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1920-08-11
Association at GIenSfOrk

The teachers aSSocia ton for the 3r
Educational Division will be held at
Glensfork, Aug. 20 Let each teacher
report promptly at 500 o'clock a. M,
well prepared on the subject assigned
him or her aud with a determination
to make this association the best ev-
er held in the country. We urge the
patrons of the entire Division to at
tend 10 order that they may better
understand the New School Law.
The following program will be render.
ed:
l. Devotional exercises-Nr. ]. W
Jones
2. Welcome Address-Mr. ]. E.
Bennett.
3. Responses. R. Hayes
f. Course of Study
(a) Why have the course of
Study-Cora Kelsay, F E. Webb.
| (b) What is the course of
study-EIla Ante, AFRO Hadley.
(c) How can the course of
study be applied-Margie Antle, ]. B.
Morgan,
The New School law-Supt. Noah
10y.
6 Compulsory Attendance Law
Frank Winfrey, Truant Officer.
7. Domestic Science-Mrs. Nell
Petty, Bertha Young
NOON.
8. Physical Training and Play
grounds Johnson, Albert
Bryant.
i 9. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Dunbar,
Lander Bryant, Stella Richards, Bay
ard Antle, ]. R. Hayes.
10. How do you teach Reading
May Pierce.
IL. How do you teach arithmetic
Stella Keltner.
IL. How can the School aid in Re.
ducing the High cost of Living-Mrs
Page, Katherine Willis.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1920-08-11
Lets Go Crazy.

1t doesn't take brains to make
money"
That is a common enough say.
ing.
Recently a sheriff's jury de-
clared John W. O. Bannon in
competent.
Not only has O'Bannon accumu-
lated a fortune of from SIS, 900,
900 through his own efforts, but
testimony in court brought out
the fact that during the past So
days, when he was confined in
the Riverside Sanitarium, he has
made $2,OOO,OOO.
who's looney now?" O'Ban-
non might inquire with some
pertinancy. While he was in
the sanitoriam he worked out a
scheme by which the institution
could incorporate and quadrupIe
its profits.
There is nothing really sur
prising in this case" said Al
eminent specialist, There are
many wealthy men who develop
monomania or paranoia and wht
do not loose their money-makini
faculty.
Money making in itself doe
not imply or require the possess
sion of a gigantic intellect
More than one rich man, l saw,
no hesitation in saying, is much
inferior Intellectually to hi
chauffeur"
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1920-08-11
The Farm Plank.

The farmers of onr country
SHOULD seriously consider the
differ nee between the planks in
the r, .aupiican Platform and the
Demo, ratio Platform respecting
their particular welfare, and es-
pecial 2 the following from the
Democratic platform:
Fer nearly half century of
Republican rule not a sentence
mas written into the Federal
Statues affordIng one dollar of
tank credits to the farming in
terests of America. In the first
aerm of this Democratic Admin
gstrariQn the National Bank Law
t.vas so altered as to authorize
leans of five years. maturity on
improved farm lands. Later was
Established a system of farm
loan banks from which the Dor
uo~ings already exceed $500, OOO
zoo and under which the Interest
. to farmers has been so ma
lerially reduced as to drive on
.uf business the farm loan sharks
who formerly subsisted by ex'
tortion upon the great sgncul
,!nral interests of the country
E Town News
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1920-08-11

Mrs .Elbina D. Binkley, of
!ReinhoIds Station, Pa, is eighty
nine years old and bees potatoes
4 n her garden. Can anyone in
.chis community beat that rec
ord? Speak up let US publish
tplae- names. Such people deserve
all of honor and publicity We
can give themt
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1920-08-11

No matter how henpecked a
man may be, there always comes
a time when he can break even
with his wife. In his will.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1920-08-11

An exchange remarks that
this year the nations birthday
was not only safe and sane, but
dry and dusty. It was.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1920-08-11

the baby suffers from wind collie,
diarxhoea or summer complaint, give
it McGee's Baby elixir. 1t is pure,
harmless and effective rs .nedy. Price,
35c and 6Oc. Sold by Paul Drug Co.
Adv,
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1920-08-11

the right to inquire into the pri-
vate affairs of others. The dew
il knows them, but the Lord
don't.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1920-08-11

After having reached the top
of the ladder, some people be-
come 80 disappointed with life
they start right down again.
The Adair County news. [volume] (Columbia, Ky.) 1897-1987, 1920-08-11

Some people imagine that the
Lord has invested them with
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rss ~ 10 Hnoe %. -. acreage 6iI-
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Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1920-03-13
25O,OOO SOLDIERS :: HAVE CASH COMING

If you were in service as private overseas on July Il, 1919, you are entitled to $3 month extra pay from that day until you landed in the Unit ed States, says The Stars and Stripes, Washington, D. c.
 That lis, if you were serving your first enlistment, and your service was in Europe, the Philippine Islands or Alaska.
 This is according to a recent de- cision of the Comptroller of the Treas ury concerning the act of that date, and has the effect of increasing the pay of a private in foreign service from $33 to $36. "''.
 The act provides that those who re- ceived $33 to $40.20 shall receive $3 month more; those who received $40.80 shall receive $40 more; those who received $44 to $56 shall receive $1.60 per month more; those who. re- ceived $60 or more shall receive $1.2O a month more. a5..,.
 It is estimated that there will be 250,000 to 300,00 soldiers who will submit claims under this decision.
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1920-03-13
How Expression Originated.

There have been Vany explana- tions made as to the origin of the ex- pression, "Im From Missouri, You've Got to Show. Me-" One of the latest was made by a Kansas City man, which according to the Kansas City Star, was as follows:
 The marriage laws in Missouri in the early days were so loose that any one could get married without answer ing many questions. In 1881 a law was passed making it misdemeanor for a minister or justice to marry persons not having state license. It also set the age of marriageable wom- en at eighteen years. If the applicant for license did not Know the age of the bride-elect he had to produce her to the license clerk and let him judge her age. When the applicant went after the girl she naturally asked why she had to go along to get the license. When told that the law required her exhibition she remarked: "Oh, you've got to show me, have you" This oc- cured many times during the first year or so of the laws enforcement and became byword. .~ ,..'
 Thus Missouri became known as the
 sho" me state. ..p, s 2. @.,,.'
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1920-03-13
SEE WAR FRONT
 FROM AIRPLANE,
 I.' IS LATEST IDEA

Paris, France. from Am erica coming to France to view the battlefields are going to be able to see them from the air, if present plans are carried out. In other words they will have the same view of that his toric ground as was obtained by avia- tors and balloon observers during hos tilities, without, however, the thrill of watching for Hun planes on the hori- zon intent on shooting them down to earth.
 One of the big aircraft companies, which is now engaged in regular pas senger service between France and England, is back. of this idea of air trips over the battlefields. The main tour, as now planned, will be from Paris via Chateau-Thierry to Rheims, returning to Paris late in the after noon via Soissons.
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1920-03-13
Too Lazy to Wish

Two Negroes were enjoying res pite, during the noon hour, from their hot task of carrying freight on hot day.
 "Good Lawd, man," sighed one, q sho wish I wuz up in the cool noun tain where der wuz lake of watah and I had lots of money and muffin to do 'cept eat ice cream, fish and swim aroun' an keep cool all de time"
 An if you owned dat place would you all invite me to come up and laze aroun' wifi you?" the other ask ed. ,......I.
 "'Cain't say as how would"
 But eff you jess had cool lake, couldn't l all come up and swim in it?" a...
 q ain't sayin' would"
 "But sposin' you all jes' had a lot of ice cream, wouldn't you give me a bite 2" .,.s ....... .W
 Say, look heah, man." came the sharp retort. eff you all is too darn lazy to do yer own wishin' foah all dem things, and dem coolin' stimu' lants, jes' set heah an wilt."-Colum- bus Dispatch. " ,
Mohave County miner and our mineral wealth., 1920-03-13
PARIS TO HEAR
 NEW WARCRY OF
 ''WOW, ATTABOY''

(By The Stars and Stripes Service)
 Paris, France-The American nat ional game-baseball, not poker-is not to die in France if the members of Paris Post, No. 1, American Legion have anything to say in the matter
 The post is taking up the question of a season of baseball in or near Paris for the summer months and ex- poets to be able to produce several teams for league. 'h
 Allan H. Muhr, former chief of ath- letics for the A. E. F., and at present head of the athletic committee of the post, is back of the movement. 4 schedule of games is proposed with teams from the Red Cross, Army and Navy units still stationed in France and possibly from the staffs of the American Embassy and Consulate General.
 There will be no trouble in arrang- ing games with the teams of the Army of Occupation on the Rhine, and it is believed possible, also, to get some French teams together to cross bats with the Americans.
 Post No. 1 has had an unusual honor paid it in being granted mem bershp in the Union des Societies Francais de Sports Athletiques, lead ing athletic organization in France, corresponding to the Amateur Athlet- ic Union in the United States.