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The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-12-23
AccotIntino for IL.

Mrs. Passy, who hates fast driving,
came in after her motor trip looking
like thundercloud."
II suppose that was because her es-
cort drove at lightning speed"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-12-23
The Cuticura Toilet Trio.

Having cleared your skin keep II clear
by making Cuticura your everyday
toilet preparations. The soap to cleanse
and purify, the Ointment to soothe and
heal, the Talcum to powder and per.
fume. No toilet table Is complete
without them. 25c everywhere.-Adv.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-12-23
Analogy.

"a man who steals autos In az
auto-jack, isn't he?"
"Of course"
'Then is a man who steals boots I
boot jackw
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-12-23
Its Advantage.

There's one good thing about
moving picture show"
"What's that?"
you can take the wife to one In
the evening without her thinking you
ought to blow her Off to a swell cafe
dinner afterwards"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-12-23
Don't Fool With Dynamite.

Never tell q woman that she carries
her age well-and. as you value your
life. never tell her that she doesn't
Boston Transcript.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-12-23

It sometimes happens that man
refers TO his wife rs Jewel" just be-
cause she Is "set" I'm her ways.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-12-23
The Nav of IL

81 lost great deal of money at
bridge last winter"
81 didn't know you played bridge"
~ don't, but my wife does"
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-12-23
How IL Feels.

Father-Why is the boy reading
the auto ads so intently these days?
MOther-Well, you know, he got q
raise last week.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-12-23

A man usually puts his best foot
forward, but not so with mule.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-12-23

Aromatic honey, excelled in no other
locality, is produced by the bees Of
Malta.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-12-23
Saved MyLife
With Eatonic


81 was nearly dead until I found
Eatonic and I can truly say 1t saved
my life. 1t Is the best stomach medi-
cine ever made" writes Mrs. Ella
Smith.
Acid stomach causes awful misery
which EatOnic quickly gets rid Of by
taking up and carrying out the acidity
and gases which prevent good diges-
ton. A tablet taken after meals brings
quick relief. Keeps the stomach
healthy and helps to prevent the many
ills so liable to arise from excess acid.
Don't suffer from stomach miseries
when you can get big box of Eatonic
for a trifle with your druggists guar
antee.
The Yale expositor. (Yale, St. Clair County, Mich.) 1894-current, 1920-12-23

Take care of the sense Of humor
and the dollars will take care of them
selves
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28
II Years Ago Today



TWO persons we're killed and 70
injured IN a terrific explosion OF
natural gas. which completely de-
molishsd five two-story brick BUSH
ness blocks at Coffeyville, kan, yes
terdav noon. The entire block Of five
buildings was lereled TO the ground
and only broken brick scattered TIM
Der and twisted iron remain
G. b Richardson. Of the United
States geological survey arrived IN
the CITY Yesterday and will complete
his work OF making a geological sur
vey Of The west side OF the Franklin
mountains
Mayor Charles Davis and aldermen
3. F. Hammetti Richard Caples, W. J.
Rand and ]. b Badger paid a visit 20
a number OF the schools Of the city
this morning The visit is in counec-
tion with the request Of the school
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28
Short SnatCheS
From Everywhere

Don't be conteuted with your lot
until there's house on it-Pittsburg
Press.
Conserve the paper supply. starting
With the straw Votes.-Wfu Street
Journal.
Having demonstrated that monkey
bites are dangerous, king Alexander.
OF Greece cannot be said 70 have lived
in vain.-Cleveland News.
With Europe willing 10 pay any
price for coal and the bins Of America
empty our mine owners are up
against the old issue Of being good or
being rich.-NeW Haven Journal
Courier
The paragraphers OF the country
are wondering what Uncle Joe Can
non was doing down cellar when he
broke HIS wrist, but they haven't got
the real answer-not by a jugful.-
Washington Post.
Another congressional iunket Is
planned, this time to the Panama ca
nal. Gentlemen who like to travel
adopt at the beginning the slogan.
get TO Washington first"-Philadel-
phia North American.
Harding speaks in south for protec-
tion.-deadline. We do not blame the
Republican rominee one bit. our fell
low citizens. We do not blame any
Republican g. eaker IN the solid south
for wanting protection - Detroit
News
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

mobile or airship, when. all Of 2 sud
den. a kind voice said:
please let me help you. II you can
not carry Squeakie-Eelie. I think you
can wheel her in my little carriage
III get it for you
who are your" asked Uncle Wig
gily.
The walking. talking doll" was
the answer. and there stood the blue
eyed and golden-haired creature. u
live near here, and I heard what you
said" the doll went on. 'I'u 90 In
and get my carriage for you Cora
Jane isn't home from school yet, and
she viii not miss e."
Then the doll walked 70 her house
and came back, wheeling the carriage.
Squeal-ie-E ehie was lifted into 10. and
Uncle WiEgily and Susie wheeled her
20 her home. where DIT. Possum liked
her sprained ankle. Then Uncle Wig
gily wheeled the carriage back to the
doll.
Thank you. doIlie." said the bunny.
you did do me a favor, after all
and Squeakie-Eekie also"
Pray do not mention L." spoke the
talking doll. politely and now ]
must run. for Cora Janet wants to
play with me-" and away she ran
waving her hand to the bunny.
And n the tack hammer doesn't
try to play croquet with the SNOWFALL.
and make the coal bin sneeze so hard
that it wakes up the alarm clock. III
tell you next about Uncle Wlggily and
the icicles.-Copyrigh 1890, BY Nc
Clure Newspaper Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

~nEOPLE read much more during
winter than summer" said l. =.
O'Donald. proprietor OF a news
stand Nearly all stands carry sun
day papers from the larger cities
During the summer. each weeks finds
a few papers left on hand During
the winter they are sold within Few
hours after arrival Magazines are
sold within a few days in winter.
where. in summer. we have copies OF
last months issues on hand when
those OF a new month arrive The
~ much during the winter than in
summer"
People might begin during the
winter TO take precautions 70 enmi-
nate mosquitoes during the tolloWlns
summer" said DR.. Hugh White, city
health officer. Empty cans when
catch water and permits Il to become
staguaut should be cleared rom
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

board for a bond issue Of $4,000 for
the erection OF new school buildings.
A W Pollard county attorney OF
Luna county, N. IL, IS in the city from
DeminE-
W. 3. UcHatton. a ven known
young business man OF Fl Paso. Isl
back from an eight months soiourl In
the north and east
The Womeu's Home Mission society
OF Trinity Methodist church met yes
terday afternoon at 8 o'clock at the
home Of lfrs. Martha C. Johnson Il2
North Santa E'a street.
Rev. Samuel Blair, newly appointed
srperinteudent Of Methodist English
mission work for New Mexico.
preached HIS last sermon as pastor Of
the First Methodist church yesterday
DR.. Blair viii continue TO reside in II
Paso. making his headquarters here
Harry Chapman IS back in the city.
after a nip 10 the great northwest
country
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28
Bedtime Stories For The LittIe Ones
UNCLE WIGGILI
8 Il By r.. GARIs.

pened." said Susie. i took Squeakie-
Eezie out for a walk. but she stubbed
her toe over a pine tree cone on the
ground, and she has sprained her
ankle Now she can't walk. and we
ought to be home. and can't carry
her. for It hurts her so when I do
that she almost faintsl on. I don't
know what TO dol'
wen. perhaps can carry her,"
said the kind uncle rabbit.
But as soon as Uncle Wiggly
picked Squeakie-Eeiie up in his paws.
the little mousie girl gave a moan Of
pain, and said;
"oh. please put ne down. Uncle
Wiggily. II hurts me so 10 novel
Just let me lie here. and send for DIT.
Possum-
7 can't do that. Squeakie." spoke
the bunny rabbit. you viii catch cold
II we let you lie here. Perhaps susie
and 7. between US. can carry you
Wen. they tried that. but It only
made poor Squeakie-Eekie's ankle
hurt the more, and she begged them
to let her stay there.
Uncle Wiggily did not know what
to do. and ne was thinking perhaps
he had better 90 home after his auto
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28
Persons Read Twice As Much In Winter As In Summer;
EzerzbodR Can Kill Mext Years Mosauitos This Year

vate views on the liquor SUBJECT Ger
tain state senator's win have nothing
70 say regarding my acts, except as
IL shall arise in their duties as sera-
tors. 7 shan try and c0ntine my pres
idencv TO the u. s. A. think thar
on such a platform a candidate might
be able to draw the vote OF the com
mon people,
eel Paso residents know there % a
paper shortage, but each day they see
their daily newspaper and cannot ap-
ureciate the tragedy il has brought
On the publisher Of the country
newspaper" said L P Scarborough
News print has advanced 600 per
cent in price over what lt was few
years ago, and other essentials have
SCARED IN price. The result has been
that hundreds OF the papers have peen
compelled TO 90 out Of business
There IS no question but that the
overwhelninE sentiment OF the peo-
pIe TO-DAY IS IN favor OF prohibition. =
said q. r. Thomas. Candidates VIII
gain rather than lose by standing lQr
the eighteenth amendment Fronlnl-
ton is being accepted as tact ana
&c is interesting TO observe tnat even
those who at first favored the manu-
facture and sale OF light wines ana
beer are becoming reconciled 70 new
conditions. There has undoubtedly
been q rraat decrease In crime and
accidents and more money Is beng
spent for necessities
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

TOR many years I've caught the
seventeen
The train on which I meet Smith,
Jones and hroWns
A new face claims my notice now
and fke1s
The VisuE1 OF some stranger IN cur
But. As a rule, J know them. one and
all
By sight. that O., and not. Of course,
BY name
through Winter, Spring and Sum
1uertime and Fall
The crowd appears 10 be about the
same.
THE lonely woman With the Nistful
eyes
The thin young chap who seems
TO have one lungs
The ancient and beieweled TOP who
tries
To make the world believe he sim
a. younEs
The little lady with the blrdlIire
heaEs
The laughing girls. the solemn
looking men,
The fat and learn, the naughty and
the meek
1 see them always on the seventeen.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

ONCE upon ume1 Wnen Ducle
WigEily was out walking In the
woods. not Tar from his hollow
stump bungalow, he heard a voice
singing as It were. this little song;
Now I skip and now hop,
Next ] do a flippy flop
But I soon must hurry home,
For tits time my hair TO comb"
Uncle Wiggily stopped, looked and
listened. Just as It tells you 70 do az
a railroad crossing where the choo
choo cars puff along.
Il wonder who that is7" said the
bunny gentleman 70 himself 1T can
not be any OF the animal children. for
they would speak OF comblug their
fur or their feathers, unless It might
be Muncie Trot, the pony boy, and he
hardly ever combs his hair. won
der
But just then Uncle Wiggily heard
voice crying
"Oh. deari I'm caught FAST Oh, my
foot IS caught and I cant set loose-
on. what shall I do7 Cora janet viii
carriage and finds that I'm gonei Oh,
I never should have come out by my
self"
''This IS very strange" said the
bunny rabbit.
Uncle Wiggily looked around the
corner OF a mulberry bush, and there
he saw what at first he thought was
a little girl, with blue eyes and golden
hair, caught fast under a log that had
rolled on her feet But when he
looked a second time. M Longears
saw that the creature was a large
doll. And the funny part OF Il was
she seemed to be moving about. try
ing 20 get her feet loose. And she
aoh. who viii help me? Who VIII
help meg'
rIly. who was brave and kind az
usual. Il viii help you said the
bunny RABBIT. But IL Is very strange
70 see doll that can walk and talk
well, I am that kind OF dol"
was the answer. When Cora Janet
the little girl who owns me, winds
up the springs inside me- can walk
and talk. Today she wound me up
and when she wasn't looking ]
thought would run away and have
an adventure So I did, but now
wish 7 hadn't For this log rolled
on my feet. and I cannot get loose
And. Just as ] sang in the song II is
time I went home and had my hair
combed. Oh. deari What shall do"
III get you loose. 50 you may
walk home" spoke Uncle Wiggily
And LnGur Win MS AGAa WAAA@a s-A-A
blue striped rheumatism crutch, the
bunny gentleman rolled the log off
the feet OF the walking doll, so she
could travel on again
ooh thank you, so much Uncle
Wiggilyi" she called TO him II ever
can do you a favor / VIII
The bunny gentleman hardly
thought a doll. even n she did walk
and talk. could ever do him favor
but you Just wait and see
That same afternoon, when the
bunny gentleman was on his way
home from the store. with some soap
suds bubbles for Nurse Jane TO wash
the clothes. he heard in the woods
another voice crying, and it was say
@oh. dear! Oh. poor Squealzie-
EZEKIEL What shall I do2 Il was all
my fault! Oh, dear me, SUI dud-"
NY goodness exclaimed Uncle
WiggiIy. 'rhis IS more trouble, II
have guessed right And it sounds
ike friends OF mine. I must see what
I can do to help"
SO the bunny gentleman looked be-
tween the sasafrass and the mulberry
bushes, and there he saw Susie Little
tail. the rabbit girl. standing near
Suueallie- Ekfe, the tiny cousin mouse.
what IS the matter, SusieT' asked
Uncle WiEgily.
"Oh. something terrible has hap
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

y GalsWorthy, Of All dramatists-
the man who wrote Justice"
Strife" and sThe 1Iob"-could ever
turn thsatric seems Incredible, yet
this suspicion crops up so often in
the latter scenes OF THE skin Game"
az the Biiou theater, that there was
no downing & Even the Woman with
q Past came back and tried 20 kin
herself
Possibly Galworthy felt that a play
concerned with class war might have
a long life ~ it were given a touch
Of Pinero. At any rate, ''The Skin
Game" is class war with a scandal.
In the earlier contention between an
idle aristocrat and a busy mauufac-
rurar Ghere IS interest and earnest
ness. strengthened by good give-and-
take.
A fine. strong performances Of old
hurnDloWer was given by Herbert
Tomas, an English actor with a real
sense Of character and physical fit
ness for the part. Marsh Allen, as
Hllcrist, realized perfectly the role
OF a country gentleman Joan Maclean
snapped at everybody as the slangy
daughter Of the house. one OF those
lrritatingly advanced" girls who
talk too much. Cynthia Brook played
the mother with quiet authority and
understanding. josephine Victor
seemed far from English as Chloe,
but she put considerable power into
her emotional outbu-stE. and so much
lung power into her scene with Dzw-
Eer in the bedroom that the wonder
was she didn't rouse the whole house
Arthur BoHyer did good dirty work
az Dawker.
A strange phase OF the perform
auce was the auction scene, played
across the footlightE, as though the
audience were part Of &c, and with q
final bid that seemed 10 come from
the rear Of the house Stranger Still
was the spying maid who fairly
brsathed scandal IN Chloe's bedroom
and slipped in and out Of Il with the
utmost ease. That maid win be re-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

Edyths Baker, Midnight FroIic"
pianist. will be in sally in Our
Alley"
Ollie Mack has taken the place Of
sam Sidman IN The Rainbow Girl
on tour.
The Theater Lovers association Is
rehearsing Herman Bahr's Poor
Fool"
Philander Johnson, who wrote the
lyrics for kissing Time" admits he
seldom INDUCES IN OSCILLATION.
James Madison Is 20 write another
show for Rose Sydelrs London
Bellies" and one, also, for Pat Whites
Gaiety Girls.
The Theater guild viii withdraw
eThe Treasure" at the Garricz on No
vember .. A week later Il win offer
"Heartbreak House"
Margaret Beecher, a granddaughter
OF Henry Ward Beecher, is to become
film star under the direction Of
Edward Hemmer.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

premises. Deprcsslons in yards should
be Elled. as should other large holes
Where 70 IS impossible to iii large
excavations. a little kerosene thrown
over the water when warm weather ls
approaching viii help. Fortunately
the high altitude prevents mosquitoes
from becoming a menace 70 health
but they are very annoying"
"The simplest platform for candi-
dates in these days OF political up
heava1. IS the best" said judge J. IL
Deaver OF the county court-at-la7T-
why wouldn't something ike this do
for a presidential candidate. j VIII
try TO live on my salary as president
The people must not expect me 70
give elaborate entertainments- ] VIII
employ some OF my time cutting red
taDe. I don't know anything about
the league OF nations but If elected
win study It and ask the people for
their decision. I reserve my own pri-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28
DALRYAiPLE DENIES He
WILL OUT DRY POST

Chicago. Ill. Oct 2s.-1ftsr IL had
been announced a. the fsdersl build
Ing yesterday that MAJ A 2. Dali
rympls. federal prohibition director
Tor the central states. had resigned
kilograms were received from MAJ
Dalrymple IN Washington saying he
did not resign and did not intend TO
quit
The teieErams from La1- Dzlrymple
said he was in Washington to assist
On revision OF regulations regarding
the transportation OF alcoholic liquors
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28
a Year 20

q
YEAR ago today govt grim
a soaldg
that made don't remember visit and
umbinEs doomed
than should but What those burdens that
gledn I baW
Today
nonsoui the the blink there's nothing for
hence and lean with against the
and today,
shedding bitter and had tasses and saekoh
and ashes where ve seemed most
esn man please explain it. ali VIC reooeet the
Jared morn
caasIphes born;
today.
Copyright by George Walt MASON
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28
Patfer md Chatter
The Reflecii0e COmmuter.

I MISSED AZ yesterday, unluekilJ,
i AHd found the world all ehluEed
and strange and new
Not one familiar eountenamee to see.
The trainmen seemed unfriendly 90
me, too.
never realized before how small
Ny orbit was how elrcuuscrIbcd
my view
I used 10 think the seven-ten took an
Humanity TO vEGrk-it Isn't true.
GONE DAY III have to take another
- train
For some FAR destinations, sti1 m
luoNTnf
I wonder AZ ] then shall look IN vain
For faces on which friendly leaks
are ahoWns
Perhaps IN lind things new and
strange or by
some friendly voice be greeted new
and then
Frorreffin- al nv Journeys end rhaf 7
VIII not be missed upon the seven
ten
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28
How Peggy Hoyt
Found Her Gift
nv FRANCES J.. GARsTDE.


Is EVERY nelghpornood there ls a
girl who sees only hats when she
sees women. who buys her hats
solely for the joy In tearing them
apart and making them over who
trims gratis for her friends and
doesn't realize that she IS doing moth
Ing with the fortune IN her fingers
F-verv woman has heard OF PegEy
Hoyt she had this gift she con-
fesses she never saw a woman that
she did not loug 20 give her hat
twist and twirl. and make 10 more be-
coming she dreamed hats, and final
~ decided 90 crafty this longing 70
make hats by going into millinery
store
She applied for a position as sales
woman Instead Of getting JOB In
a Velvet-carpeted room trying hats
on women. and attircd IL Dne rain
ment 70 match her surroundings, she
found that the place she must first
iii was in a worEroom-
For two years she stitched hats
and trimmed them, and as oilcloth
hats were IN vogue she sacrificed an
her finger nails on the altar OF her
ambition. OF, at least feared LnaL
would be the outcome At the end OF
the second year she was called TO Be
an extra I'm the salesrooms she sold
so many hats she did not 80 back 70
trimming. and with every hat she
sold she made a friend
Howl By being honest By re-
fusiug. for the sake OF making a
sale. TO let a stout patron walk out
with the hat OF a soubretts perched
on her head She made her patrons
better looking by selling them becom-
I ing hats. for which they we're 50
I grateful they followed her when she
borrowed three hundred dollars for
Z her mother and opened a shop OF her
own.
Now her hats are sold all over this
I country. and have sailed out from
I Fifth Avenue over seas She made a
] success because she recognized her
gift. and was not afraid Are you7-
/ Copyright. 1920 - Thompson Feature
] Service
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

Eddie Toy and the Toy dozen NAY
be seen IN a musical production about
January I. Billy Jerome has written
them a Vaudevills act which listens
as though IL would stand elongation-
Eddie has told him TO make 1t into
fun evenings entertainment and Billy
has gone to work with the wit and
humor dictionary. incidentally, Billy
Is slightly H. He's been eating too
many strawberry flips lately.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

Pork Is lower on the general mar
ket, but tickets for Bacon, at the
Gaiety, have had no decline
Don't starvs yourself for beauty's
sake says Emily StevenE It
wouldn't help US anyway, I'm
WIN Charley Rose, who IS sure Car
pentier viii whip Dempsey. kindly
save his money for us2 Remember.
Charley. we spoke first
Juan Belmonte, Spanish bull fighter
is coming to America Why not match
him against some OF our political can
didates who are throwing it,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

Fred Kerr. one Of the best known
sectors IN England, nas arrived from
company. headed by Patricia CollinEe
Is now IN rehearsal It viii open at
Henry Liller's theater, November 1.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

TH voter that receives a lap fun o.
1 campaign junk On ever mail must
think Mr.. Bmlsson is purity efficient.
Who remembers when sTsr't thing WIZ
by tn price O. wheat instead
O. III price O. Fords7
Copyright. National Newspaper Service
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

The highest persoual taxpayer IN
New York IS a woman. Mrs Isabel W
Tilford, widow Of Henry H. Tiiford
the oil CAPITALIST
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

John Murray Anderson intends &C
take - OF the most beautiful show
girls in America to England with him
when he sails on November II 70
stage a revue for Charles Cochran.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

women IN Hungary must have
reached the age Of - and be able 90
read and write before they can vote
In that country.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

memlered long after The Skin
Game Is forgotten.
on A TRAIN.
The rumble Of q railroad train often
has a distressing effect on converse
ton among those aboard Jerome
Kern his wife and several friends
were coming 70 the city from Bronx
vile TO see "Hitchys Koo" open. Je-
rome was telling a story with con
siderable vocal effort Suddenly the
train slowed down and the story
teller shouted.
I jumped of the horse and yelled
''whoag
Grins came 10 the faces Of many
other passengers. Finally a fat man
At the end OF the car sang out:
Did the nag stop ladg"
For five whole minutes bushes
rested gently on the Kern classical
ccuntenance-a viEage not overly
given 70 the crimson.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-28

See the race horse on the track,
With the Jockey on HIS back
All the ether steedH he'll trina
TIN the day you bet on HIM