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The Washington herald., 1920-07-19
Dempsey Gets Quarters
To Train for Brennan

New York, July 1e-Jaek
Dempsey, heavyweight cham
pfon, who expects to be matched
to tight Bill brennan hereabouts
shortly, WIN start training here
tomorrow. Manager Jack kearns
today unearthed . site for the
training camp. leasing IN old
skating rink.
Kearns had originally fnterded
to send Dempsey over to Fred
die welsh's health farm In SUM
init. N. J. This is quite q din
cult spot to reach, and Demp-
sey's admirers were anxious 20
have Jack work where they
could see him daily. Kearns hns
contracted to have the rink re-
built to some extent. Bleachers
will encircle the ring, and the
champion Will have another
platform, where he will use the
pulleys.
The Washington herald., 1920-07-19
Athletics Win IN Twelfth.

The Athletics and Hyattsville
game proved a pitchers battle be-
tween Blanton and Harrison, which
went into extra innings, the former
winning in the twelfth inning when
Montague drove out a triple and
scored on Blanton's long fly TO CEN
ter. The score was 3 to 2. Score by
innings:
a.. .. ..... . r. H. E.
Athletics. 900 900 40 ooI-3 10 8
900 900 lo1 o0o-2 Z 8
Batteries-Blanton and McMann;
Harrison and Bresnahan.
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VARDON & RAY
BEGIN us. TOUR
Noted British Stars Defeat
American Amateurs In
Mt. Vernon, N. Y.

Mount vernon, N. Y, July IS
Harry Vardon, six times champion
of Great Briton, and Ted Ray, one
Of the most famous professionals
ever developed In the British Isles
began their tour OF the links OF the
United States here today with
match against two Of our leadlns
amateur golfers. Ned Sawyer, the
Metropolitan champion, and John G.
Andersen. runner-up In the victory
Cup tourney, which was hnisneo
yesterday.
The Britons had arrived in thif
country only on Saturday and they
were still feeling the roll OF the
soa. Ray said his legs were still
bit unsteady, but II he was not up
to concert pitch this morning Amer.
leans will see some wonderful goif
when. he gets into his real stride.
The visiting professionals defeated
the amateurs In an eighteen-hole
match in the morning by a score OF
up and to play.
Rays Work Sensational.
The match was watched by .
gallery Of about 200. and while sem
sational golf might have been
played II was Interesting enough to
anyone. Ray was the favorite. It
was he who accomplished the most
sensational shots of the contest
vardon had injured the thumb OF
his left hand aboard ship and he
had II bound In tape. He said that
II did not bother him particularly
and he played a masterful and
steady game.
The cards for the best ball was as
follows:
vardon and Ray:
Out. 5-4-3 4-5-3 4-4-3-35
Sawyer and Anderson:
Out. 4-4-4 4-5-3 3-4-4-35
vardon and Ray:
In. 5-2-4 3-4-4 4-4-5-35-7o
Sawyer and Anderson:
In. 4-3-5 3-4-5 4-5-5-3S-73
The approximate scores for each
player were: vardon. 3s-3s-74; Ray.
37-37-74: Anderson. 40-4l-sl; Saw
yer. 3s-3s-74.
Ray Is Ruth Of Links.
The tremendous drives and long
iron shots of Ray fairly took the
breath away from the spectators.
He rarely ever had to resort to his
wood through the fairway. on
more than one hole he used an iroa
where all three OF the other con-
tenders took wood. Ray Is veri-
table Babe Ruth with his driver.
He was a picturesque figure. too. as
he strolled leisurely along making
his shots without any fuss and.
with tho exception of one hole
where he hooked into the woods
and picked up. he was always max
ing his shots go just where he
watned them to land.
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WINDSOR ENTRIES

First Raoe.-Purse. 81 200; 2-year-olds: :
claiming; i've furlongs. Seacourt, 10l; Chief
Sponsor. l03: Martin A. Noonan, l07; Doric
101; Alvin L Hert. 104; Catalan, 10; Joe
don, 1l3; The Widows First. 1o1; Maurice
II, lo4; Judge Budrow. ll6. Also eligible:
Frivol. 1l0.
Second Raoe.-Purse. $1,000: claiming;
S-year-clds and up; six furIougs. Lonely.
80; Scrublady, 1OT: 'Fluzey. 1lo; Pueblo
10l: Marvin May, 1O7: Sylvano, 1l2: Buck
horn I'd. 1O6; Mackenzie 100; Tarascon, ll2:
'Acouchla, 107; Malva, 10T; Camoufage, Il2
Also eligible: Marmite. l15: hemisphere
III; PulluI. 11s; Lord Hamilton, 100; Red
land. l07.
Third Race.-Purse, $500: allowances;
3-year-olds and up; one mile Accelerate, o5;
The Leopard. 100: War Zone, 105; Murray
81; Thursday Nighter, l01: WEXFORD. los;
Double Van: 81; Night Wind. 1o4: wynne-
wood. ITO; Ablaze, 100; Louise V, los.
Fourth Raee.-Purse. 5000 added; Ca
madam handicap; Canadian bred: 3-year-olds
and up mile and cne-eighth. Gala Dress
los; Primo, 116; Rex Gaiety, 90; Ammuni-
tion. llB; Salvo, ia: Sweet Bouquet OF
Galley Head. 104; Azarel. 81; Springside
lis.
FIFTH Raoe.-Purse, S1.40o; claiming;
3-yesr-olds and up; mile and one sixteenth.
Golden Dawn, 80; Peerless One, 1o9; 'Ex-
Stevenson. ia; King John, 107.
Sixth Race. - Purse. s1.4OO; claiming
3-year-olds and up; mile and one sixteenth
'Pretty Baby, 10l: sKentGcky Boy, los;
Corydon. 1lO: Medford Boy, ll3: Point to
Point, l0S; Mountain Rose. ll0; Kilkenny,
I13: SalvateIle. 1O6; Joan Of Arc. los; Capt.
tai City. Il3: Retta B, LOG; 'Skeerface. lilo;
Rlazonry. 113. Also eligible: 'Don Dodge
los; Japhet. los; 'Courtly Lass. lO1; .Pit.
los.
Seventh Race. Purse. 81. 400: claiming
3-year-Clds and up; mile and one sixteenth.
Sea Prince. 10l; W. n. Buckner los:
Timothy ]. Hogan, los; PhiIistine, I13:
sverity. 1O6; Kinghsher. los; Sunduria. Ill
sGourmond, 1O5; Iron Boy. los; Lady Ward,
III: Tie Pin, 103; paul Connolly, los:
Bogart, 10s. Also eligible: Bond, l10;
Keep, 96; Refugee. 1l3; Virgo. 103
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KEMPTON PARK ENTRIES

First Raoe-Five furlongs: Orchestra
Io4; Lurs. il2; Canthump, III; George G,
jr.. IFS; Ascutney. liz; Lands End. iis'
Gratian, 112.
second Race-sir furlongs: Miss Horner'
90; Little Alexander. 100; Emma J. llo;
Lannikan 2nd, ll2: Lady lone, lo5; Lebiuet.
10; Waldo, IT., III.
Third Rscs-Five furlongs: Miss Leola-
io5; Amino, 1l3; Dickie W. ll3; Ridseland-
lie; Joe's Sister, Ill; Alex Geu, III;
Frenchy, 1l3.
Fourth Raos-six furiongs; handicap:
Richard V, los; Concha. 1o3; Lobeta, los;
Helen Atkin. los; Old Red. lo4; Sedan. III.
Fifth Raos-six furlongs: Broad1n, 100;
Lobena, ll3; Harry II. Stevens, l15; DE-
lancey, ll5; Laughing Eyes, los; Paula v,
ll8; General. ll5; Presumption, lis.
Sixth Receive furlongs: Vision. 1oo;
Due De Guise. 107; Nobleman. 113; votafy'
ll3; Rora. l06; Dot V. Ill; Ralph s. us.
Seventh Raos-Five furlongs: Primitive.
los; Lady Harrigan. l0S; Col. Rockinghorse,
lo7; Minstra, ll5; Mary Fitxhugh, lo5; Hes
a Bear. l07; Mike Dixon. ll5; Enos. III.
Also eligibie-El Coronst, us; onva. loI.
Weather clear; track fast
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Brookland Club Lands Two.

The Brookland Athletic Club won
both games OF a double-header yes
terday. defeating the Miami A. c. in
the first contest, to 0. and the
Langdon outfit in the second en-
counter. IL to 1. The features OF
the games were the pitching Of
johnson In the FIRST game and the
hitting Of Hill in the second.
The Brookland A. c. wants TO ar
range games with strong teams. For
games address Manager z. n. Boss.
3312 Eighth street northeast
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CEERS WILL DRIVE
IN GRAND CIRCUIT
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Bureau.)
Kalamazoo, Mich, July 1S.-Rac-
ing on the Grand Circuit card at
Kalamazoo starts Tuesday. Eight
early closing events are distributed
among these days, races for 2:ls.
2:13 and 3-year-old trotters, and
2:06. 2:09 and 3-year-old PAGERS.
Flanking these will be many purse
races OF $1,000 and $1,000, the classes
being for 2:05, 2:0s, 2:I2 and 2:16
trotters. and 2:03, 2:07. All and
AIS PAGERS.
In these sixteen events will be
seen all Of the star trotters and
PAGERS driven by Geers. Murphy, Cox,
Mcdonald, Mcmahon, Valentine,
Sturgeon and Fleming.
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Births Reported.

Joseph J. and Ruth Hall. boy.
George J. and Anna +. Mcconnell. girl.
willard A. and Sarah A. Warthen, boy.
George z. and Carolyn Gentner. girl.
Winfield and Fay White. boy.
Albert A. and Anne Shachtman, girl
Vincent B. and Alice Smith. girl.
Hugho P. and Mary L. Dorch. boy.
VIM. S. and Florence II. Madigan, girl
Henry J. and Rose Z. Motfitt, boy.
VIM. A. and Bessie V. Bullock, girl.
Ernest and Ethel NJ. Ksstler. boy.
wm. II. and Charlotte Z. Conrad. boy.
Pietro and Vincenza Schilluci, boy.
Harry I. and Marion A. Goodwin, girl
Albert and Elsie NJ. Warheld, boy.
VIM. o. and Sadie c. Layton. glrl.
Andrew E. and Matte Dellastattous, boy
Edward K and Gertrude II. Lang, boy.
Adolph and Frederick Vansterieg, girl
Henry /. and Nellie Brock. girl.
John j. and Katherine II. Fallva. toy.
Norman E. and Helen Il. Sins, S'rl.
John T. and Ella L. Burrell. boy
John aud Lydia L. Brown. girl.
Luther A. and Mamie Rcss. girl
Charles and Bertha Tucker. boy.
Horace Z. and Emma Johds1L. hoy.
Frank and Bertha Washington. F'rL
VIM, II. and Mary L. Freeman, girl.
Wesley and Anna B. Johusnn. girl.
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Navy Gets Prep Athlete.

Annapolis. Nd. July 1s.-The Ma
val Academy has secured an athlete
with a big preparatory school repu-
In Victor Noyes, who was an
all-round expert at the New York
Military Academy. Cornell. He has
Just entered at Annapolis. Noyes
was a high-grade man at the mill
tary academy in football. baseball.
basketball. track work and wrest-
ling. He has been working on the
mat with the Olympic candidates
this summer and will so out TOT
football just as soon as the cali
is issued
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Silver Spring Wins Two.

The Silver, Spring team won a
double header yesterday. taking into
camp the st, Dominick's and the
Peerless Athletic Club. 16 to and
Z to 5. Score by innings:
II II f
Silver Spring E. $40 400 20x-16 II 2
st. Dominick's. 31o 900 0o0- 4
Batteries-Grubb and Gill; Mack
and Looney.
r II E
Silver Spring. 100 900 Cox IL /
Peerless A. c.. 300 900 0o2-5 3
Batteries-Gill and Bufin: Nc
Connell and McCarty.
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he may be the surprise package
served UP in the sixth. True.
Mt. Rose has been in the can
for a start or two. but l doubt II
the prescription went with her.
Don't understand! Well, you tell
'em locksmith you've got the key"
to the situation.
Over at Empire the wood Is
Walk Up. Now this bird Is said
to have worked so fast that the
little weakened thing in the pilot
house had to turn his head side
ways to keep from flying. Super
woman will probably furnish the
contention. It's a pretty tight At
between Penrose. Rosebud and En-
hlade. 1 am stringing with the
latter. Jim Hastings shoots" for
the purses. Now is that strong
enough. Ye' wekkum.
EMPIRE CITY SELECTIONS.
First Rnce-Pantalette, Sacajawe,
Polly Ann.
Second Race-BnIIybeIl. War Ma
chine, Scotch Verdict.
Third Race-Carline s.. Marie An
toinette, King George.
Fourth Race-Enhlade, Penrose,
Old Rosebud.
ANaCC-rAAsn mir, Elme nQOrI,
Ivry.
sixth Raee-walk Up, superwom-
nm, Frippery.
Best Bet-BaIIybell.
WINDSOR SELECTIONS.
First Rnce-Maurice H., Judge
Budrow, Loeb Leven.
Second Race-Marvin May, Camou-
naSe, Fluzey.
Third Race-Thursday Nighter,
Louise W, Ablaxe.
Fourth Raee-Hendrie Entry, Sea-
gram Entry, Primo.
Fifth Race-Exhorter, King John.
Peerless One
sixth Race-Medford Boy, Point
10 Point, Joan of Arc.
seventh Race-Iron Boy, Phflis-
tine, Kingdsher.
Best Bet-Iron Boy
Best Bet of the Day-Iron boy.
Best Take-a-Chance Bet-BaIIy-
bell.
Best Pariay-Ennlade, CarIine s.,
hedford Boy-A Place.
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Shamrocks Win Doubleheader.

The Shamrocks won a double
header yesterday afternoon when
they defeated the Potomac A. c. In
the first game, to 2, and taking
the second contest from the Capitol
Refining Company by a 5-to-o score.
The Shamrocks will meet the Gra-
ham Athletic Club Tuesday after
noon on the Shamrocks' diamond.
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OLLYERs CorMENES
on the GZNE
- ~SpORTofkNGS -
. g SQkIkM

Melons
Money Dick williams, king Of all the slick
ers" has tuned to concert and Is slated to
be taken out of the pickle vat over at Windsor The
little horse is spendidly named. for II there
game. honest little chap. with mud his leather
this is
Salvo. It is my information that Johnny Waters.
who trains for Br'er Hendrie. will turn this trick
loose over Windsor Monday. True, he Is entered
with others from the stable. but that makes no
mind. Salvo Is the dependence of the stable.
Speaking OF the Hendrie stable brings to mind
that the clockers ome slipped me Exhorter for
the NTH spasm. Now, this bird is not a work horse.
do place much reliance on that score. How
ever, II Harry" trims him up-I mean send him to
the post ht-it will be little pun of smoke. good
has been racing consistently while Peerless One and
Id battle the for what Is left.
thnrn or a tai or tHzn nd
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AGENTS WANTED.

wINTEp-MEN EMPLOYED IN GOVERN
ment departments, and enjoying wide ac-
ousintance to spend spare time on good
clean, reputable proposition In connection
,.itb an esta ablished Washington business con-
corn. Chance to make good money! 337
Munsey Bldg. Write or call. JulI-u
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FOR SALE-MISCELLANEOUS.

BOOK SALE-LIBRARY OF WORLDS
best literature, p volumes. S32. Ency-
cInpedin Britsnpica. 9th edition, Is volumes.
$50. The Ridpath Library Of Universal
Literature - volumes. Sl7.00. Is volumes
Of Dau'S. $3.50. 81 volumes Of Edward
Bulwer Lytton. IS 80. Il volumes Of Bea-
con Lights Of History. by John Lord, $40.
The Century Encyclopedia, 10 volumes, $500.
The Universal Encyclopedia, 10 volumes. 81.
The Peoples Standard History Of the United
States by Ellis, volumes, $500. The
Standard American Encyclopedia, volumes.
$3.50. War with the South. volumes, $3.50.
Dickens Works. Is volumes. $3.50. Battles
Of America 3 volumes. $3.50. Wars for the
Union, volumes. S2.JO. National Portrait
Gallery. volumes S3.5o The Youths His
tory of the United States, volumes. $3.50.
Art and Artists. 5 volumes, $500. Picturesque
America volumes. $500. And 10000
other books now on sale ut col st. NV.
Frank 7T40. Jul9-3t
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British Columbia Farming Big.

Agricultural production in British
Columbia was sl4.00o,ooo more in
1919 than in 1918. Imports increased
by less than 81 100000.
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Deaths Reported.f

Elizabeth croshan, 81 years: 4o3 C st. nv.
Msrylsnd Barksdale, 46; 80 Harvard 81
Nathan Chew, /; 1855 Navy Place -.
lanes a, Ford, "a; Emergency Hospiisl
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TABLE BOARD.
Houses & Apts. Tor Rent-fur.

WHO NEEDS HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS; +;
two. three and six rccus furnished and
unfurnished; baths. hot and cold water; laun-
dry privileges; yard for children: reasonable
rents: S25 to $50; newly papered and paint
ed. Call 33 Eye 81. ne tul1-7t
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Rooms for Rent--Eurnished.

1s47 l. ST. Sw.-FINE LARGE ROOM;
electric fan; convenient all points; save
car fare; ,ent for two. $50 per month.
jul6-lt
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Ten Staishb for Aloysius.

BY winning yesterdays contest
over the Southland OUTFIT, 6 to I. the
Aloysius/ Club made II ten straight
Davis, pitching for the Catholic
Church nine. allowed the Southland
sluggers three hits while his team
mates hit Ebert's slants to all cor
ners of the lot, Score by innings:
r. H. E.
Aloysius. 900 021 210-6 8 0
Southland. .... 900 102 o01-4 8
Batteries - Davis and Madder;
Ebert and HAger.
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PROPERTY FOR SALE.

NEW BCNGALows-vACANT: LoTs I6OI
223. Hyattsville; two blocks cars; $4,000;
$500 cash. $50 month. Ala Kenois Bldg.
llth and G. SITS. jul7-9Ot
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ONE OR TWO COMMUNICATING ROOMS
with strictly private family; Mount Pleas
cnt. Columbia 516. Apt. 2. Jult-St
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Full set Of teeth. $3.50; gold crowns,
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SCHOOLS AND COLLEGES.
Make Your Own Clothes

Experienced supervisor of sew.
ing will take pupils. Classes win
be limited to ten pupils and VIII
be for children over ten years Of
aRe and adults. 141O G ST. n. W..
Room 20. Phone Franklin 592S.
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BUSINESS NEWS FOR BUSY PEOPIE
Rooms for Rent-Unfurnished.

THREE OR FOUR ROOMS; ENTIRE
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Apply between and afternoon. BIOS p
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ROOMS AND BOARD.

Q IOWA cIRcLE-pEsIRABLE PLACES
for two or three girls; parlors. piano,
electricity; use Of laundry. CAL and see. .
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WASHING HERALD.

published every day In the year by rhs
sMashinston Hernld Company at 425-42s
Eleventh street. Washington. d. @.
Telephone Excbange-Call Main $500.
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AT oNCE-OFFICE. HOTEL, REsTAU-
rant and domestic help Of all kinds. White
only. DEY EMPLOYMENT BUREAU. Room
L. 1910 G st. NV. tulS-3t
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met making. slip covers. Only exp-rts
employed. We will gladly give you an es-
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On Marrying and Giving in Marriage.

This citys unusual record of marriages during
Philadelphia New story of defiance
of H C. L. inadequate housing facilities and of current unrest
worry,
civilizations degeneration and philosophers
anchorage in the of TRUTH but youth still
stars their Skies and God is in His right
with the world.
Nor is the phenomenon confined
ravaged by fertile than in
ot babes 1t If having been by the
wind exhaust OF terrible fan, there
mantle attachments formed foreign during war;
they blend the of differing races creeds and
cultural traditions In other they
brought customary youth who as
have pohted by the rising scale In other
hey are due to the physical seductions which womans
modes OF dress
alliances not likely endure
Z The statistics give little basis optimism to persons who
attack the institution OF the family
couples majority hope be parents and to
MAINTAIN but establishment The Fanny Hurst theory
captured them yet They far from being modenists"
most OF the love
pendence"
The Washington herald., 1920-07-02
The Reorsanized School Board.

From the beginnings of popular education in this country
has been rather it has been quite
teachers of religion and ethics to
hold positions the schools Their usual
and sympathy with the humani-
habits of prudence and forced by limited
incomes establishing this tradition
Washington that the precedents OF the past
her Election of Rabbi Simon to the place recently held
Schack therefore surprising The retiring
praise by his colleagues ample enough please
aside let another responsibilities
the superintendent to be difficult
without being complicated by memories of
pefsonaI feudS
Superintendent Balous first words official Indicate that
the local schools that
d he would have when commenting his election He
felicity oganmaking for he Hats off
the off for the future" He has
knock him he'll home bringing
his schools behind
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Tammany's March to the Grave.

Richard Croker smaller boss" OF Tammany Hall
than William Tweed; and Charles Murphy smaller than
Richard Croker The for has steadily
declined the Democic parts
councils Its life
always has been plumber of
be faithful That permissible
in politics used be- Secondly, the of that
Abram Hewitt symbozed respectables"
ton have steadily been leaving the organization.
Last but least the Democrats of the South West
lost sympathy for crowd of politicians intensely selfish
interests always above hence
national the Tammany had
less consideration eliminating the taken Fran
cisco Mr. Murphy obedient tradition doubt will nominay fall
he
to be the first the bndwagon But his
pahydemou hide have had
Immediately There phases of New York
make that disqueng but
power today
and their children do
frge nevertheless
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delegation that II presented him
with q bouquet OF red flowers that
a horse could not eat In day.
Fannie Hurst caused Q riot at
dignified luncheon today by SOL
emnly rising to her feet and nom
mating "the man who" for dog
catcher.
Gov Smith, of New York, admits
that he did not hear any Of the
demonstration for him yesterday.
He was very comfortable In
nearby damp and friendly at
mosphere At the time, however.
Senator Dubois is out strongly
for the overall movement. In
mad rush to get here he failed to
transfer the family trunks from
rail to steamer at Portland. with
the result that he and Mrs. Du-
bois are here travelling very light.
When IL was announced from the
platform today that everybody
could ride free this week on the
Municipal Railway. the taxi bandits
in the lobby reeled.
A second edition OF Aunt Jemina
Of Old Virginia In a gallery yelled
herself two shades blacker in the
face today when Carter Glass was
placed in nomination.
This was a great day for ten
kids, who hung around the exterior
OF the hall with nothing to do.
First an opponent OF McAdoo gave
them $40 for distributing several
thousand handbills attacking Nc
Adoo and a minute later a McAdoo
adherent gave them $40 to throw
the bills in sewer.
Janitors and special oficers had
to drive delegates from the hall
after the early adjournment. Feet
are getting very tired and dele
gates do not like TO be set walking
again once they sit down.
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SUMNER.

How full of pleasure to abide
within the summer eventide-to
sizzle with the heat o. nights
and wrestle with mosquito bites.
hang a hammock on the porch
and lay me down awhile to scorch:
the bold mosquitoes come apace
and try to drive me from the place.
They buzz me here and sting me
there and make me swat know not
where. The more I kill the more
they come
to buzz and bite and bizz and hum
How restful are the heated, nights.
so zepherless and full of bites!
oh, what a pleasure to be here in
this the summer of the year.
n. A. LUFBURROw
Copyright. 1870. BY The Mcclure syndica ts.D
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Unconoenfonahties---By viii Rogers

keep him. But IL he don't. why I
will have the boy let him GO"
I asked him about this lilliputian,
Carter Glass.
Mr.. Wilson said: "On account Of
his size sent him out there. I
knew he could get a lot of news
for me where a bigger man couldn't
get in"
said: rs Secretary Daniels out
there. too?'
The President said: "Yes.he is
out there. getting on and off boats.
II IL wasn't for him the weekly
moving picture reviews would have
nobody to show"
said: What do you think of
the chances of this fellow Mar
shall? He Is vice something or
other"
The President said: "I have heard
he's a good man, but I have never
met him personally"
I said: They say there is a lot
more enthusiasm around this wee
gee board than at the Chicago
Chautauqua."
The President said: Yes; but
that don't mean anything. noisy
vote don't do any more than a quiet
one does"
said: But aside from all this.
Mr.. Woodrow, who will be nomi-
nsted?"
He smiled and said: May I not
mention TO you casually that the
boy will crawl in7"
Copyright. 1890. Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
The Washington herald., 1920-07-02
u. S. Politicians
Twist Lions TAIL"
British Declare

London, July Under the head
ing. "A Cousinly Hint" the ira
anti-American London
Globe editorially protests against
American twisting of the Lions
tail for election purposes" The
paper says:
I'VE are a very long suffering
people. but we really have the right
to believe that we know our own
business as well as Americans know
theirs. 1t isn't exactly pleasant to
find ourselves the bait of politicians
angling for votes.
Americans who have visited our
rather extensive territories are very
well aware that our rule is good
and just, and that we are tending
to err on the side of leniency rather
than that of oppression. They
would do a great service to both
nations if they would impress II
upon their fellow countrymer, par
those who are making a
business of politics. that they
should mind their own affairs and
leave us mind ours"