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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-03-15
EVENING EDITION.

49,. ara troubles to mset hhA
wherever he goes.
n. inner AN always ma 49, =
whine, 80. -.
hest seems a4ar,
r,,.rs are bound to be- days when
the sun fails to hin :
So try to be cheerful with thtapss
As they are.
II il easy to grumole ana ennd unit
II 1 Il easy to criticize manners md
men.
And the scotrers : ready with
n and with pen.
Bnt here's to the man with the cou
The 1oys witch exist, not the fall
inEs which mar. 1
VINO looks for the best ana " trying
co 10 ne and cheerful with
things as they are.
Same old story-banana skin On
+he navement and the unobseryant
n III. case the victim was = we'll
nourished lady of 200 pounds Or 30.
and She alighted in q box OF best
country eggs outside srocery
store. The merchant ran out TO a.
ss s.n III 7 do hone I haven't broken
them" she said when she nad re-
gained her perpendicular.
mot at all, ma'am!" said the mar
no,itely. 'They aren't broken, only
slightly bent!"'
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-03-15
EDlTORIAN OPINIONS
ON GERMAN REVOLT

London. March 15.-Iondon's edi-
torial opinion on the German revo-
luton .is indicated by such headlines
AZ "Allies fooled again." '"The old
Adam" and las was to be expected"
While u politicians have been
filling US with hot air, tho junkers
have ben bieding their time" says
the Daily Mail.
I'm dealing with Germans one must
always calculate upon bad faith.
They set UP a 'dud' government to
sign the treaty Of peace, but when
the time comes to carry out the capt.
tulations the junkers again take
charge. Whatever their purpose is,
our visionary statesmen are ignorant
of its nature"
The Morning Post recalls it has al
ways contended the first German
revolution was a SHAM
The French have understood the
trick from the beginning the news
paper says, but Social Democratic
chaff completely deceived those two
credulous birds, President Wilson
and Premier Lloyd George. That
wary old bird, Premier Clemenceau,
was deceived, but he was over
ruled. The weakness of the Allied
policy from the beginning has been
that it was dictated by demagogues.
The Germans are naturally a national
monarchial people and tolerate the
late government only because they
thought it would be acceptable to
Mr.. Wilson and Mr. Lloyd George.
The Allies, under dictation by
demagogues. built their peace foun-
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-03-15
TURN OUT M VOTE.

One great trouble with our DO
1'tical practice is that too many Gilt
zenst remain at home on election day
and then complain about the result
after the v0.ipg is all over. Under
our constitution we can have any
kind of orderly government that we
want. We car adopt any practices
that seem good to us, and put them
into effect. If we, disapprove Of the
conduct of our officials We can de-
pose those officials and install new
one Of u own selection. There is
nothing within the field of esta b!ished
Spvernra emit which we cannot do. and
the Instrument whereby we may work
our viii is the ballot, which Is in the
n Of every citizen who has a le-
EaIly established residence. The citi-
Zen who neglects to use his ballot
when public issues are to be deer
mined has shown contempt for the
mos precious possession Of the citi-
zen. nd q debarred himself from
future criticism, no matter, what may
pc the fuIaire courae Of events.
s Let there be a good vote al this
election The issues are important.
There arc involved the completion
md rolicy ~ the national =
Sraept.the reputation 81 the state =
tho weAfare Of the city. Every citizen
tAsyitany concerned in, Ill these things.
hcrc rests upon him q responsibility
SNhich he wade. He who hay-
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-03-15
REVOLUTION M GERMANY

The fact hat the new revolution IN
indicated by the names and known
antecedents of the men who have
taken prominent parts in 1t rather
than by any declaration which j. has
made. The actual procedure amounts
to the seizure of the machinery of
government with a show of force, the
Inauguration of a military dictator
ship, and the announcement that as
soon as order is restored constitutional
conditions will be resumed and new
elections will be called. All of those
things in themselves may mean YER
much or very little.
The Ebert government: has not at
any time seemed very secure. 1t rep
resented the more moderate Socialist
element. but it could not have main
tanned itself without the support of
other elements, which support was
granted temporarily and as a matter
of policy. Tt has been known that
the reactionary element in the coun-
try was merely hiding its time and
awaiting what it would consider a
favorable opportunity to make an
effort to seize the reins of power it.
self. What was considered the fav-
orable moment arrived, and the sud-
den action of the reactionaries seems
to have been completely successful.
The new government ousted the old
without difficulty, and apparently
without the actual use Of arms or ma
terial disorder.
The rest Of the world is less con-
cerned in what sort Of government
the Germans will, choose to recognize
than in whether or not that grea.
nation is to proceed under orderly
government Of any kind, or is doomed
for a time to experience the chaos
which is prevalent in many parts OF
Europe Other countries also, are
deeply concerned in the bearing which
this country revolution may have on
the carrying out of the terms Of the
peace treaty. If that matter is to be
left in doubt the world will suffe-,
because the effect will he to prolone
and acccntuate the uncertainty and
general Generalization which cannot
be removed except by the establish
ment OF real peace.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-03-15

things have been done they have been
done by presons who, for whatever
reason, are opposing the reelection
Of the present mayor.
The Herald has been informed of
strenuous activities on the part of
some who, it may be taken for grant
ed, feel no special interest in the op-
posing candidate, and who have not
presented in any public way any basis
OF opposition to the present Official,
but who have a consuming ambition
to cain prestige for a political move
ment by winning something in a city
election.
This element has had some diff-
Guilty in finding a candidate. Weeks
ago H. Fl. Aaker reported that the
nomination had been rendered to him.
Whether it was declined or withdrawn
we are not informed. The tender was
made to j. Nelson Kelly, who declined
with thanks. 1t was suggested that
a woman be a candidate for mayor,
but no woman volunteered for the
JOD. III" ildHy Ol1iSE OOOHS may
have been started, TO die an early
death, we do not know. In all of the
discussion which attended these
efforts there was no suggestion OF any
specific defect in the present admin
istration, no intimation of what new
policies were desirable or by what
means they were to be CARRIED out.
1t is apparent, therefore, that the
campaign which has been conducted
against DR.. Wheeler-and it has been
a very vigorous one-involves, not the
desire tina a particular candidate
shall be elected, on a-particular plat
form. but hat a particular, faction
which is interested in other things
much more, than in the government
Of Grand Forks, shall be able to claim
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-03-15
dalton on the sand. They negotiated
with q government which did not
represent the real Germany"
By BRIGGS

dation on the sand. They negotiated
with q government which did not
represent the real Germany"
Swift Decision Needed.
One Of the Ho~henxollerns, in the
opinion of this Newspaper, will soon
be placed upon the throne. of Prussia,
but whether he will be given the Inn
pertal crown will be another question.
1t is expected that Bavaria, Saxony
and the Rhenish will have something
to a as to this development.
The time. calls for swift decision
the Morning Post concludes, "and We
can only hope the decision will be
along lines of the French, rather than
recent British policy"
The Chronicle says:
Assurance by the new German
government that It will abide by the
treaty OF Versailles il welcome ~ far
as it goes, but it does not go far. I'm
til the militarists have established
themselves at home they are not likely
to challenge trouble abroad. Should
their usurpatton be confirmed, We may
look for very different language. Their
enterprise at present Is merely An ad-
venture. and may collapse almost ~
suddenly as 1t began. II it,should re-
lerns the situation could not be toler-
ated by the Allies. for whom it would
go far toward undoing the winning of
the war: The attitude Of Allied gov
ernments must necessarily be limited
to watchful waiting for the moment,
but in the meantime the situation JUS
titles a strong renewal Of the demand
on Holland to keep former Emperor
William o and more out Of harms
way"
A Bad Delay.
The Telegraph remarks:
THE situation means at best 4 dis
astrous delay in restoring stable con-
ditions in Germany and getting the
general economic life Of Europe into
working order. At the worst, 1t means
complete social chaos and q thorough
finishing by the German od1cer class
OF the destruction already wrought by
their spirit and policy. watchfulnesa
and preparation must be the attitude
Of the Allies at present" X.
Herald Want Ads Bring RssultA
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-03-15

Herald Want Ad. Bring Results.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-03-15

they may vote on all Offices which
are in contest in Grand Forks. They
may vote. for mayor, and for alder
are rival candidates. There is enough
in this to bring put a large women's
vote, and aside from the merits of
these particular contests. it will be
we'll for the women to acquire the
habit of voting, for within a short time
they will possess the full franchise.
and voting will become a duty to be
performed. not merely a privilege to
be exercised at pleasure.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-03-15

United States capipi and the wash
,inston monument, In aecordancs With
plans prepared by Henry Bacon 81
New York city.
Work on the construction Of the
memorial was c1mmenced on Linz
coins birthday. February II, 1914,
when the first sod was turned ~ tire
special resident commissioner, ex-
Senator Blackburn. The foundation
was .completed and the c~ofnerStons
laid February ~. 1tl6. BY act "
congress. February 2s, 1915, HE lin
u OF costfFas ~increassd t~0sez.tel,-
'oe0sto include The appfoAelaAfyIhS
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-03-15

the credit of having elected somebody,
it matters not whom.
The Herald believes that the vot-
ers of Grand Forks are sufacienIy
steady and sagacious not to be STAN
peded in this manner. 1t is in this
confidence that Mayor Wheeler has
~refrained from making a campaign
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-03-15

Where We have no Agency Service. We A.. ........
Sc @ah handed ndnay in na onr Fa BY Parcel sesi, Post sent to us to
trial bundle from you? may . e receive q
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-03-15

IdRR@ :
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R$arl6ugat
so A TO COMPLAIN

80 EASY 10 COMPLAIN.
IT'S the easiest thing in the world 70
complain,
The xrumbler . always ma res-
son to whine;
one cloud in the sky is an omen OF
rain,
But why should We fret II the
weather 10 hne? =.
Fault nndings the easiest think We
can do,
IT'S seldom that things can be ra'eo
But :, Hho etT til. world. whiting of me
and Of you. 60
ID to try to be cheerful with thing
as they are.
There's many q law in the pleasures
, We plan,
There's many q thorn on n stem
Of the rose
Life never makes perfect the path
way Of man.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-23
Valuable Shrub.

One may look for an increased cul-
tivation Of the so-called Guatemalan
"jocote maranon" (anacardium occi-
dentale), which is quite common In
that country. 1t has been found that
lncisions In the trunk cause 1t to ex-
ude resinous secretion that dissolves
like gum arabic, and that Is highly
useful for pasting purposes. Used In
the binding of books, it possesses. be-
side its adhesive qualities, the added
virtue of keeping away moths, be-
cause of its acrid odor. There is also
obtained, from the same plant, caus-
tic oil, which turns black when 1t
strikes the air. This has been found
excellent In the treatment of furniture.
The seeds of the fruit are toasted and
eaten, as well as used for various
dishes. An 1S per cent extract of oil
is made, which is said by connois-
seurs to merit comparison with the
best of sweet almonds. According to
the newspaper Excelsior of Guatemala
the cultivation of the shrub provides a
business of increasing profitableness.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-23
"CAVEMAN" STUFF ALL RIGHT
At Least, One Indiana Man ls Salts
fled With the Way 1t Worked In
His Particular Case.

Now, she is very sarcastic young
woman, and the man who wishes to
marry her Is often much tormented
with her ability to say things which
make him distinctly uncomfortable.
One night one of his friends and he
decided to go to a picture house and
there they saw play in which the
caveman stuff was exceedingly strong.
Evidently that gave the young man
an inspiration, for the next cutting
remark the young woman made he
resented.
He had come to take her for a
drive. After getting her safely set
tied In his car and having placed a
large box of candy in her lap he set
tied down for a pleasant evening.
But not long. The young woman could
not stand his ease. She deliberately
opened her box, took out bonbon,
nibbled at 1t a minute and then said
In Icy tones: "Why, this CANDY is
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-23
Appeal to Snobbishness
The Answer,

The Answer.
"Why do they try so much hot all
pressure on witnesses?"
II suppose it is because they want
to pump them"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-23
BEN" FRANKLIN NOT FIRST
Contention Made That New Hampshire
Had the Earliest Periodical In
the United States.

l claim that the oldest periodical in
the United States is the Hampshire
Gazette, published weekly at Ports
mouth and founded in 1856, the next
in age being the Weekly Mercury, pub
ushed at Newport r. l., and founded
in 1855 benjamin Franklin did not
found the Saturday Evening Post or
any other paper in 1928. The Penn
sylvania Gazette was founded in 172S
by Samuel Keimer, who did not make
financial success of 1t and sold It to
Franklin. 1t was first called The Uni
versal Instructor in All Arts and Sci
ences and Pennsylvania Gazette. In
his autobiography Franklin says of
Keimer and the Gazette: He began
his paper however, and after carrying
1t on three-quarters of year, with at
most ninety subscribers, he offered 1t
to me for a trifie; and l, having been
readySfor some time to go on with 1t,
took 1t In hand directly; and 1t proved
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-23
Simple Telephony.

An interesting development In tele-
phony is a new three-wire wall net
which operates on two ordinary dry
cells, says the Scientific American. The
telephone itself is built for the use
and pleasure of youngsters. The in
stallation is very simple, as the tele-
phones fasten to the walls with two
screws and there is nothing more tech
nical for the boy to do than to follow
simple instructions in connecting the
wire with the posts On each telephone
box. The set will operate up to 1000
feet, instead of the usual 100 or 200
feet, if two additional dry cells are
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-23

sraIe.'
AT first the young man felt inclined
to writhe, but the next minute the
caveman stuff of the movie darted
into his mind. He did what he
thought was a real rough act. He
seized that beautiful box of candy
and threw 1t as far as he could.
For long time there was silence.
Then the girl began the conversation.
And this time she spoke meekly and
in "honied" tones. She is still speak
ing In the same way whenever she
Is with acknowledgements News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-23
Counterfeit Reason,

"Yes, l still have the first five dol
lar note that | made" said the gray
haired passenger.
"Good gracious! y exclaimed his
acquaintance, how did you
keep it so long"
"Well. it was very imperfect, being
my first, and I'd have had trouble in
passing it."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-23
IN rev years extremely profitable tc

IN rev years extremely profitable TO
me-"
Samuel Atkinson and Charles Alex
ander combined the subscription lists
of the Pennsylvania Gazette and the
Bee and issued the first number Of the
Saturday Evening Post on August 4,
1921, and the Gazette and the Bee went
out of existence forever. Thomas Cot
trell Clarke was the first editor Of the
Post. All old newspaper directories
give 1921 as the year the Post was
established.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-23
Estate Notice

Estate of Alice W. Slack, late Of
New Hope Borough, Bucks County
deceased. All persons indebted to
said estate are requested to make
payment, and those having
legal claims against the same will
them, without delay, in prop
er order for settlement, to
H. Welding Slack,
Administrator.
Or his attorney,
Arthur M. Eastburn,
Doylestown, Pa.
New Hope Borough.
June II, 1920. CIV
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-07-23
TRENTON, ~. j.
No way for Ladies to Act.

Scene, crowded restaurant; dra-
mats personae, the proprietor, sleek,
prosperous, pompous; doorman-a
detected attendant, rolling anxious, fur
tive eyes In every direction to find out
whether customer had skipped with
out cashing In his meal check properly.
For few moments, however, attend
ant relaxes, heavy eyes almost close
and vigilance abates.
On this peaceful lassitude falls the
voice Of the proprietor. Here, you,
Joe, get on your job. Didn't you notice
them two ladies over there beating it
out without paying their bill ?"-Reho-
both SundayHerald.
Appeal to Snobbishness.
"That umbrella repairer has fiat
tering approach"
"What Is it?"
First asks the lady of the house If
she has any golf clubs to mend"-
Louisville Courier Journal.
The Jewish monitor. (Fort Worth-Dallas, Tex.) 191?-1921, 1920-01-23

table movement which he does not
aid, and no good cause which he does
not assist. For the last few months he
has been busy as chairman Of the
new Temple Building Committee, and
the progress made thus far is largely
due to his efforts and good work.
Mr.. Joseph is not "jiner,' but is
universally popular. He is a member
Of the Rotary Club, and B'nai Birth.
The Jewish monitor. (Fort Worth-Dallas, Tex.) 191?-1921, 1920-01-23

One Of the most popular business
men Of the city is Sam Joseph, proprie-
tor Of Joseph's Cafe. He has been in
business in Fort Worth for fourteen
years, and during that time has made
"Joseph's" famous. He has been in
Texas thirty-eight years, coming here
at the age Of seventeen.
Sam Joseph is one Of the best citi-
zens Of Fort Worth. There is no char
The Jewish monitor. (Fort Worth-Dallas, Tex.) 191?-1921, 1920-01-23

organized the eighth day Of April,
1919, its work is to be commended
upon. After oganization was completed
visit was made to the "Old Ladies'
Home" each member bringing with
them a bouquet Of flowers and the af-
ternoon made cherry for these "0ld
Folks" by music, songs and recita-
tions.
The next deed was the program ar
ranged to entertain Uncle Sans boys
at the Khaki Club. Then came Moth
er's Day and the girls were hostesses
to their Mothers at a Mothers Day
Supper. The Star-Telegram Milk and
Ice Fund was the next recipient.
The little girls and boys at the Tar
rant County Orphans Home were not
forgotten, they were supplied with a
bounteous treat Of ice cream and cake
and then-each member Of the Club
got busy and made thirty-fve little
blue and white check aprons for these
little girls. The Ruth Lubin Camp was
also remembered.
From the proceeds Of a carnival,
given by these young ladies', $4,000
was paid toward the debt on the Piano
at the Temple. The Fort Worth Relief
Association drive was on at this time
and not being satisfied with just do
mating, the girls alternated in forming
teams to help in the drive and made
creditable showing. Then came the
Corpus Christi storm and the Saliva
ton Army Drive, both Of these were
remembered. The Red Cross Tubercu-
losis Fund was also benefited by It's
generosity.
During the cold weather the Relief
Association reported the need Of
night gowns for the poor sick Of the
city and again the Miriam Club res
pended. Thanksgiving Day the Baby
Hospital was remembered and on Cha
nukah our own Orphans at New orl-
cans were the recipients Of a gift, a
check Of $500 having been sent to
the superintendent who reported that
It was sufficient to purchase some
thing for each child. The flowers for
Continued on Page 10Y.
The Jewish monitor. (Fort Worth-Dallas, Tex.) 191?-1921, 1920-01-23
Miriam Club Will Give Dance.
Junior Auxiliary Will Meet.

DR.. David Rosenbaum Of Austin
will be a visitor in Fort Worth on
January 26th, and has been invited to
address the Junior Auxiliary to the
Council Of Jewish Women. For this
reason the next meeting Of the Aux
iliary will be held on Monday evening
January 26th, at eight fifteen o'clock
SHARP, at Temple Bethel, Fifth and
Taylor Street. Everybody welcome.
The Jewish monitor. (Fort Worth-Dallas, Tex.) 191?-1921, 1920-01-23

Last Sunday, installation Of officers
Of the Agudas Achim took place and
the following new officers were in
stalled: President, Israel N. Mehl;
Vice President, Max Herman; Secre-
tary, C. H. Wolf; Treasurer, M. Shan
blum; Trustees: Rabbi E. A. Abram-
owitz, L. M. Miller and C. H. Brown.
The meeting was attende by rs men,
bers and short addresses were made
by DR.. Antweil and DR.. Toomin and
others. The question Of building a
Jewish hospital was discussed. The
sentiment Of the members was that a
Jewish Hospital is a necessity for our
Jewish community. Mr.. J. Goldstein
installed the officers.
Mrs. M. Herman and Mrs. s. Ben
der Of Shreveport, La, are visiting
Mrs. d. F. Cotton. Mr.. d. Cotton and
Mrs. ]. B. Cotton are in New York.
Master Milton Simon, the IL year
old son Of Mr.. and Mrs. Sam Simon,
was the winner Of the city wide read
ing contest conducted by the Public
School in which all the children Of the
fifth grade participated.
There will be a called meeting Of
the Temple Auxiliary Tuesday after
noon at two thirty in the Temple.
Miriam Club Will Give Dance.
A dance will be given by the Mir
lam Club on Wednesday evening, Feb
ruary 9TH, $3.50 o'clock. Tickets so
cents per person.
The Jewish monitor. (Fort Worth-Dallas, Tex.) 191?-1921, 1920-01-23
CLASSIFIED:

WANTED-A middle-aged Jewish
woman Of refinement and culture to
be in charge Of the Girls Depart
ment in a modern institution where
the Self-Government Plan and Hon.
or System is practiced. Work strict
ly supervisory. An attractive posi-
ton for the right person. Address L.
Volmer, Supt. Jewish Orphans
Home, New Orleans, La.
WANTED-A young lady to do char
ity and investigating work. Apply
or write to the Jewish Monitor.
WANTED-A room. Apply TO- Jewish
Monitor.
The Jewish monitor. (Fort Worth-Dallas, Tex.) 191?-1921, 1920-01-23

The Miriam Club.
lIAlthough the Miriam Club was only