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The Washington times., 1920-11-26

HAUNTS OUR flat.
FOR 81 a day.
AND GETTING to the
bathroom.
| SNEAK around.
LIKE WE have to do.
AT WEEK-END
parties.
AND AFTER break
fast.
] HAVE to get out.
AND EVERYTHING
l have.
FANNY HIDES it.
AND FRIDAY night.
I START in searching.
AND BY the time.
I FIND everything.
IT'S FRIDAY again.
AND WE start all
over.
IT'S A great game.
AND I'VE been play
ing it.
FOR YEARS and
years.
AND l cant beat it.
I THANK you.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26

The swinging OF our arms
when we walk would seem to.
Indicate that we once walked on
all fours, and that W. are rot
far enough away from that time
yet to keep our arms inactive,
whom using our legs. HOMO.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26
November's Stone.

November's stone is the topaz signifying
friendship and old belief Is that those who wear
the stone will make many friends and lose none.
As the topaz IL not very expensive, this would
seem a good way to hold ones fricncr.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26

cox Is sitting in his Office,
With a mighty sad gieam,
But Harding come" along and says,
why not read Heard and Seem"
TWO NORTHEASTERNER
The Washington times., 1920-11-26
DOESN'T PHASE A FIREMAN.

The d. c. fireman 10 . funny lad,
The people sing his praises.
Hes never yet gotten mad
When told to 60 to BlaEes"
Yours for Q smaller wastebasket and the
whole back sheet. HATFIELD HATTIE.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26

The stand ana Argue" club, which
held regular sessions in front of the
Potomac Savings Bank of George
town to debate the League Of Ma
tions. has disbanded.
T.. NJ. O'S.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26
He spoke to her quite harshly.

He spoke to her quite harshly.
"Why don't you dr"ss before you
START" he said. I'D just as soon see
you put on your stockings in the car
riage as your gloves"
Yes" she answered. simply. Most
men would" STENO.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26
.PORKERS, AT WORK.

Sunday night We met three different
,ke-eaters on r street and they
.';ed US to go to q show. When we
lid "All right," they came back
IN. We'll. pork over the jack"
TWO LII ANGELS.
In cake-eater parlance that was:
"e've no money. You pay the bill
a Wen take ynu.")
" l.stan to this, Strawberry Blonde"
This Is sure scoring punt.
y a bet one hundred TO one.
Iou will ind the kind of man you hunt.
slim" HENDRIX.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26
II anybody doubts that there
is mechanical perpetual motion
.et them remember the gas
meter. w. ID. PAYNE.
The ORIG tNAL JAZZ.

when Nero was fjdl.rg In burning Rome,
Don't think his selection was home, sweet
Home"
III. Nirs, then out on cabaret jag.
was Iazzing away on "llot Tine" rag.
EDWIN L SHOPE.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26

81 think this will help nli your
waste basket but am writing just the
same" chc~rfaiiy writes "BAH0N
BEAM A NEW NUT inauiresi
aDo you ever reject contributionsf'
We'll. we seldom REJECT anything.
There In no room for some, that's all.
PARK EDtD DJNCH.
"SPAiHETTT' proceeds to com
ncnt In various terms upon the
bunch" on rark road between Geor-
gia avenue aud Warder street. In
cluding ~ W., l.. g, q. H., NJ. w,
@ W. Il. r., J. c., y. f., r. T., w. r.,
W. j.. II. II. and w. ".
| don't know what the Y. NJ. II. A.
would DO without LEON KATZ to
play the piano. JERRY.
There was e young lady named Stclls
who IN summer used furS aud umbrellal
Three ounces, no more,
WeIghed the dress the wore,
When the weather was ss cold as heM-
RErrr \ !
The Washington times., 1920-11-26
4 good wife Is a sweet smile
from Heaven. IL. ID. W. Sr.
THAT NEW ANIMAL.

The Jelly bean" or cake-ester. is
a peculiar creature inhabiting
nearly all of North America. where
there are soda fountains. 1t is a
twentieth century animal. coming
from the advent of prohibition and
other reforms. Wherever there is q
drug store the beans will congregate
They subsist on cake. Ice cream,
chocolate sodas, coca colas and other
STRCNG beverages. with an occa-
sional borrowed cigarette, and spend
their own money only when they
have TO.
The species can be recognized by
it's pinch-back coat, soft lapped-over
hat or derby. cloth-topped shoes and
wrist watch. Some sport small crops
OF velour on their upper lips. while
others sport canes. According to
vamps who run with them they are
Heavenly dancers" having more
nimbieness in their feet than in their
heads. ANOTHER BILL.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26

Who remembers the old swimming
hole on Princeton street, northwest
where houses are being built now
JOHNNIE B.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26

Great Heavens! What a board
ing house! Boiled rice again
tonight. and they know we care
little for IL.
This being payday. perhaps
they are ,.. ''E.
HARPERS FERRY.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26
HER uIsToRY-roR DUsYDoDiEs

HER NIsTORY-FOR DUsYDODiEs
H.. who recently moved to the
vicinity OF FiftceHth and streets
northeast" aad who says that she has
no time to gc"sip, " she's to make
known some facts about herself and
relate her experiences for the benefit
OF the neighborhood. Here she goes;
Am employed by the Govern
men, and my salary IL quite large
enough to give my children the
Advantages that other children
have who are blessed with living
fathers. VIII not divulge my age.
Bcbbed my hair last year. Served
in the naval war as naval re-
servist Hours OF employment
1870 to 3 p. m. alter mating TO
3 p. m. and 0:So y. IN. Hence the
mysterious hours. DO not play
the piano after 10 p. m Drive
little car but keep on the good
side OF the traffic cors. My time
is taken up mindlng my own
business. am not wondering IL
my next door neiGhbor In buying
her player plano on the install
ment plan. am writing this
because ] know tha. the nosey
ones will be eure TO rend " and :.
II YOU should see q Packard Six
atop at my door Il will not be the
Grown Prince but -. No.
won't tell yet.
Here's list ~ articles left In
voting booths by vom n:
Handbags $500 districts misslng),
IL, T66.
Handkerchiefs (returns not all I'M.
~, 42S.
Dress eocds samples. Couidn't
count =. n. o'suLLIvAN
The Washington times., 1920-11-26

Full many rose is born to blush unseen,
And waste lite fragrance on the desert
air:
And many verse for Heard and Seen
Lands In the waste basket and stays there.
, SILICUS.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26

When I die, bury me deep.
Bury me down on old r street:
Pickle my bones In chocolate cream.
For / am not what I seem.
r. A. W.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26

w. B. GARNER, math contrib:
Your problem can not be used, as il
is not possible to use drawings Of
any size in the column. EDITOR.
He-May ! kiss vou'
She-On my forehead
He lake your check
MAXWELL PEARSON.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26
THINGS MEN HATE.

THINGS MEN HATE.
% Publicity.
90 Dates.
(3) The ''wimmin."
(il Being nattered.
(5) Having you agree with them.
(6) Food.
Gl Favorable comment.
(s) A uniform.
(9) Themselves. OHIO.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26

l find that a CABARET is de-
scribed as "that which takes the rest
out of restaurant and puts the din in
dinner" LENAH T. j.
The Washington times., 1920-11-26
G. nSEEfea
By BILL PRICE.
By BILL PRICE.
WHY is 1T?

Women are allowed TO carry
their compilations In their
pocketbooks. Why not allow men
20 carry theirs in flasks?
o GOSH.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
Cashier A. E. Curr Resiens ? From Bank to Engage m Y
 2 s Logging Business,

A. E. Gurr, cashier of the Tirst Territorial Bank here since its or- ganization has resigned and Will enaage in business for himself. [ During the. past summer MT. Gurr organized a logging company under the laws of British Columbia, him. self and Emil Palmbolm, well know logger in Southeastern Alaska, being the principal stockholders. They have leased large tract of fine, timber land in the vicinity of Prince Rupert where MT. Palm bolrm is now at work with crew of men getting out the timber. Al ready they have about three million feet. fallen. &e'e
 MT. Gurr expects to leave for Prince Rupert about Nov. 20. His family will remain in Douglas for the winter. 4St
 James ,lChristoe, of the c. w. Young Hardware Co. of Juneau, has been elected to succeed Gurr as cashier of the bank here and will enter upon his new duties about the first of next week
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05

home in Minneapolis, returned to Jul neau on the Princess Mary last night.
 MT. and Mrs. F. A, Mcdonald or Vancouver, B. C., were among the messengers on the Princess Mary last night. They are staying at the Gas tineau. They have been travelling for the past several months all over the United States and Canada and may remain in Juneau Indefinitely Mir Mcdonald is an old-time Alaskan
 Grafton Coleman, electrician for the Alaska Gastineau Mining Com pany at the Salmon Creek Power House, returned on the Princess Mary last night from a two months pleasure trip to California.
 Vaso Nikinovich will leave on the Princess Mary Saturday morning for Vancouver to meet his wife and son, who have just arrived there from Montenegro They will make their home in Juneau.
 Harold H. Post cashier of the First National Bank of this city aceompai- jed by Mrs. Post will leave on the Spokane tonight for vacation trip to the South. They will be gone fol something over a month.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
REAL MINE WORK } iNOWSTARTEDAT
 WM.' HENRY BAY
Raise to Be Driven $50 Feet To Surface and Slopes
 For Tonnage Started.

Provisions for ten men for six months will be taken to William Henry Bay for the Alaska Endicott Mining Company by A. F. Richards. superintendent, when he leaves this city for the mine the first of next week
 Mr Richards said today that all the outside work at the mine had ubnen completed with the erection of the snowsheds and the connecting Of the water power line with the compressor and that now active mining work would Be commenced and two shifts worked. The first mining work to start will be driving of a $50 foot raise from the tunnel to the surface to furnish ventila ticn.
 After the raise is completed stop ing will comcnce to get tonnage for the mill that will be erected next spring. All the rock taken from the raise and the stopes will be ment at the mill. The stoping sys- tenn similar to the one in use at the Treadwell mine for many years will be used at the mine Much broken rock can be stored in the stopes in this way for future use
 Installation of compressor in the spring with a capacity of from five to seven drills to take the place of the present two drill compressor now in use at the mine, is planned.
 Charles w. Mason, president of the Alaska Endicott Mining Com pany, left Seattle this morning on Mason They will accompany Sup erintendent Richards to the mine.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
REPUBLICANS HOLD
 HOUSING MEETING
 RATIFYlNC ELECTION

The :. local Republicans, held a rousing ratification meeting last night at the headquarters in the Occidental hotel building. All in at tendance, successful candidates ,and supporters, spoke along get-together lines, to forget petty squabbles and work strong for Alaska g Earl Hunter, presided at the ratification meeting. Emery Valentine, Delegate-eleet Dan A. John Rustgard and others, among them being Messrs Caro, White. Ross, Cole and Get chell, made speeches, all expressing good sentiment for the future of the party and also the Ter ritory of Alaska. Plans were also laid for the perpetuation of the Re- publican organization in this city and division.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
CORPORATION IS TO CONSOLIDATE
 ALASKA PLANTS
New Corporation to Take Ten Large Southeastern
 Alaska Canner1es.
Seattle Alaska Dispatch )

Seattle Alaska DlSpatcn.)
 A corporation has been formed in the State of Washington to take ever ten cannery plants, fishing gear and floating equipment for operation in 1921. The corporation is incor- porated for $5.000,000 and the at torneys are McCord & Kerr. The canneries fo be taken over are the Pacific American Fisheries, Annettf Island Packing Company and Smiley canneries, Astoria & Puget Sound controled by Dan Campbell; Peters. burg Packing Company, and Wash ington Bay Packing Company, con trolled by the Schoenwalt interests Sunny Point Packing Company, con- trollcd by Chas. A. Black, Sr. DeeI Sea Salmon Company and the San born Cutting Company. operating at Rake, and the Point Warde cannery
 The aggregate pack of cheap grades of salmon of these canneriec is the greatest in Alaska The val uation of the plants and shore and water equipment is estimated al 5000, ,000
 F s. McCord, attorney in charge of the legal end of the corporation formation, informs The Dispatch the 1920 packs of these companies Is not included in the deal. He also said the company directorate would in clude one representative from each of the cannery companies in the deal and the formation of the large corporation was for the purpose ol meeting conditions so that pacl costs could be reduced and better credits established.
 Chas. Burkhart. of the Pacific American Fisheries, has been one o the leaders in the organization plan He secured an attentive ear iron the other packers which resulted ir preparation Of the Incorporation papers.
 All the cannerics in the deal arc located in the Juneau, Petersburg Wrangell and Ketchikan sections. Il would be possible to divide the hold
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
PAULS LEAVING TOMORROW.

Gabriel and Sam Paul, and the latter's family will leave on the Princess Mary tomorrow morning enroute to their native land in Europe. They intend to go to New York where they expect to spend a few days before sailing for Serbia. Their objective port in the latter country is Dubranivc on the kdriatic Sea From there they will go through Ercegmoyo, Tiehinje, Sarajevo to Beagrac.
 Both men have held responsible position with the Treadwell Com pany for many years.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
NINE MEN TAKEN TO
 GYPSUM co. PROPERTY

M. s. Hudson, foreman of the gyp- sum mine at Gypsum, left for that place last night on the Estebeth MT. Hudson said that affairs at the mine are quite prosperous. Two shipments of gypsum are sent to the reduction works at Tacoma regularly each month and during the month of October three were sent out, the third being taken by the Canadian freighter Princess Ena
 MT. Hudson was accompanied to Juneau by his wife and little son and they returned to the mine with him.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
HEWITT 6 COMPANY GETS
 TYPEWRITER REPAIR NAH

Y J. A. Conrad accompanied by Mrs. Conrad, arrived on the Princess Mary from Seattle last night to take charge of the typewriter repair department of E. S. Hewitt and Company M. Conrad has had IA years experience in the mechanical end of the type writer business in the States and is considered one of the best mechanics in his line in the country.
 Mr. and Mrs. Conrad will make their home in Juneau
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
ALLAN JAMES BURIED
 IN THE PIONEERS PLOT

The funeral of Allan James YVES held yesterday afternoon from the c w. Young Undertaking Parlors. Tic services were conducted by the Rev. c. G. Denton Of the Presbyter- ian Church. Pioneers acted as pail bearers and many others escorted the remains to the Pioneers plot in the Juneau Cemetery
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
MISSING MAN FOUND; WAS AT PERSEVERANCE

Theodore Wolf. the jeweler who was supposed to be missing from the Zynda Hotel, has been located at the Perseverance Mine, according to Chief of Police T. E. P Keegan. Nil. Wolf simply went to Perseverance 2n a business trip and forgot to notify anyone where he was going
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
KEGEL OUT ON BAIL

Paul Kegel of Douglas, who was arrested in Juneau yesterday charged with violation of the Volstead Act was arraigned yesterday before U. s Commissioner Henson at Douglas anl his bond fixed at S3,000. This was
 ecured within short time, Andy Johnson and Ed Andrews, both Oi Douglas, being sureties.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
BACK FROM VACATION.

N. F, Gilkey, head bookkeeper for the .Treadwell Company. return after spending six weks' vacation in the South. Mrs. Gilkey is pro- longing her vacation, and will re- turn later on.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
COMMITTEE TO MEET.

All committees on the arrange ments for the big dinner to be given here on the 17th of the month for the benefit of the Bishop Rowe Memorial Fund are requested to meet at two o'clock next Monday afternoon at the home of Mrs. John Richards at Treadwell.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
DOUGLAS ISLAND NEWS

The evening was delightfully."- spent with ..4 dancing and games. Those present were Mir. and Mrs. P R
 Bradley, MT. and Mrs. L. H. Metzger, MT. and Mrs. P. H. Abbott, Mr. and Mrs James Cbristoe, MT. and Mrs. Ed. Carlson, Mrs. M. S. Perkins, NiHs Kelsey. Miss Reeve, Miss Cieary, Messrs Sutherland, Mitchell, Nichols, ifelerthal, sCaya, aul the host esses ta,.4 -.s
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
LEAVING ON JEFFERSON.

George Griggs, lately of Thane, took passage out on the Jefferson this morning for Eastern Oregon. He expects to take up a training course in practical engineering this month.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
PRACTICING BASKETBALL.

The Thane basketball team came the Natatorium in preparation for their game with the High School team next Tuesday night.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
OIL PERMIT SOUGHT

Application for an oil leasing pei init has been filed in the local U. ; Land Office by Herman J. Len1, Q Seattle. The claim filed on is 10 cated in the Cold Bay district ant contains 2,560 acres.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05

ings into two districts and feed one cannery in each district from the fishing gear of all the canneries in that district It is also estimated there is on hand in the canneries fifty per cent of the necessary cans for a nomal pack in 1921.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
CARD PARTY TONIGHT.

A card party will be given by the Eagle Lodge tonight in their hall for the benefit of the needy Armenian Orphans. The card playing will begin at 8:30 P. M.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
SURPRISE PARTY GIVEN.

Doctors E. O. and Gladys Rowley of friends at a surprise party given by Misses Mabel Cleary and Theresa Reeve for Miss Kelsey last night
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05

If you do not receive your milk phone 145. Juneau Dairy. adv.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05
MASQUERADE DANCE NOVEMBER 9TH.

The A. N. B. Masquerade ball which WIS to be given Friday night, Nov 5th, has been postponed to MONDAY night, Nov. 8th, Fine music by McIntyrc's orchestra. Ev- erybody welcome Admission--Gents 50 cents, ladies free.
 HENRY STEVENS, adv. Pres A. N. B
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-05

Masquerade Suits for rent; Cos tunes made to order. Mrs. Swartz- enherg. Phone 452 Dougit5. adv
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-11-24
POLISH TROOPS OBEY
TERMS OF ARMISTlCE
ncSin Withdrawal From volhynia To-
| Wnrd Truce Line I'm tcsponse
| To Demand.

To Demand.
WARSAW. Nov. 22.-ThcI Polish
troops in Nolhynia II was announce
today. are withdrawing rapidly to-
ward the armistice line In response
tn the demand of the Russian Soviet
government that the Poles fulfil the
Hilary clauses OF the preliminary
Peace treaty signed at Riga.
News to this effect has already
been tclcGraphed to Riga and IL emss
age was received In Warsaw tonight
reporting the opening of tho peace
negotiations which had been inter
rptcd by the Soviet delegates.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-11-24
BUY GOODS MADE
AT HOME Is URGED
UPON RICHMONOERS

lG2nllnucd From FIRST Parc.)
try from an extensive tour of tho
continent
Germany" Mr.. Branch declared.
that country which is reported TO
be in such a deploruble condition is
apparently enjoying as much pros
perity as any nation OF Europe. Her
industries are thriving. She il sup
plying Italy, as well as other Euro
pcan countries, with goods. Only
recently, when the Chinese govern
mcnt wanted built n number OF up
to-datc locomotives. the American Lo-
connective Works went to the Orient
TO secure the contract. 1t was re-
fused the American concern because
the Germans already had hid for it
aud their figures were far below
these offered by the Americans"
Conditions in the French capital.
those. obtaining in England.
Flowers are growing and the people
the war, but 70 about their business
just as they did before the great con
htlict. Apparently, the men that
France sacrificed in four terrible
years OF wa rare not missed in in
dustry. There is plenty to eat. The
people are rallying splendidly from
the effects Of war"
MIR. Branch said he was advised not
TO go TO Italy. He was told tina.
there was nothing TO eat in the coun-
ry and ha strikes were an every -da y
occurrence.
but j went anyway" he declared.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-11-24
RICHMOND PAGEANT
NEXT MAY GAINS
NEW INOORSERS

continued From First PascD
men see in the pageant the romantic
appeal which will bring to Richmond
the thousands of those who have been
visiting New Orleans every year to
attend her Mardi Gras or going To
Los Angeles for her flower festival.
Forrsees season of Ga!cty.
happy exploitation OF gaycty.
history. art and, education IS seen
by Henry $. Iiutzicr a leading bank
CT of Richmond. MIR. Iiutzlu' says:
IA season OF gaycty. with features
OF historical interest combined with
art and educational interest. such as
suggested. would no doubt attract
widespread attention.
Probably no other city is so for
tunatcly situated. geographically and
iUr the presentation OF
exhibits OF this character. We would
not nave TO go aiieid for subjects TO
put into the story Of tn" paEcantry.
The history OF Colonial Virginia
yields rich fund OF material for tho
most picturesque. imposing and bril-
iiant spectaclas Imaginable. 1t would
De only necessary TO reproduce with
thcatric trappings scenes
ana incidents with which the most
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-11-24
SENSATIONAL PLOT
SHOWN BY SEIZED
SlMN FEM PAPERS

Continual From First Pngc)
Rirkcnhcad suggested that Il secon-
Diary native Tor the murder OF Brit
ish officers in Dublin last SUNDAY was
the influence !; would have on de-
bate ever the bill and declared there
was evidence that The Sim Fein rx-
trem!stS were being beaten
Pointing on, that unless This pres
ent hill was passed the hom. rule
net of i"li would AUTOMATICALLY come
'ntu operation directly the peace
treaty, with Turkey is ratified. he
formally announced that tho govern
mrnt would not make Itself resDun-
sibic Tor "A simple repeal Of the ,ci4
act. Lord B!rkenhead said he was
convinced, however. tina; the only
danger 10 the hill lay In coalition
Of those thinking the bill did not go
.ar enough and those thinking it
went too far.
Strange as 1t might seem" ha
said. II think this is "a favorahlc or
portunitv to effect a settlement be-
cause the Irish people are sick and
tired OF the horrible reign OF ter
Torism."
The Ear OF Dunraven. on the
ground that the bill was not sup
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-11-24
ssPRE:-WAR PRICES FOR LIVE
!. HOGS BECOME GENERAL
Big Receipts From Farms Appear
to BE Immediate Cause Of
Reduction.
tBy Associated Press. !

CHICAGO, Nov. 23.-Pre-war prices
for live hogs became general today
throughout the United States. Big re-
ccipts from the farms appeared 10 he
the immediate cause. the total supply
OF hogs on sale today at the ten
principal markets OF the country be-
ing estimated at $4,000 head. as
against $4,000 week ago.
In Chicago the market closed nj the
bottom figures OF the day. tho low
est since poccmbcr &c. 1916. and at
an avcraSc drop OF 81 a hundred
weight as compared with yesterday.
The practical top at the finish was
$40 q hundred weight. whereas on
.,uly 81. 1918, hogs commanded S:3.Go,
the pinnacle point on record. Five
Years before the current price was
sS.l5.