davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13
Bedtinle St0ries 40 NJ III O,res
UNCLE WIGGIY AND JOHNNE'S JOeG
-------. D. HOMARD 3. GARIs


Of a Plan 70 gave the bunny uncle.
Z the squirrel boy opened his Eeog-
raphy, OF 1ogEify." AZ he called It
Does It tell where Uncle wIggiiy
lives on this pager asked the Ba-
zumpus. pointing to one about the
North Pole.
NO answered JohHnis. mot
Does Il ten on this pager asked
the Bazumpus. leafing one over. and
leaning down close TO the book. be-
cause he was near sighted. And his
nose was very long and thin; very,
very long ana thin was ehs nose Of
the BazumpuA
no. that tells about the equator
said Johnnie
Wen. does It ten on this page
where Uncle Wiggily lives7r asked
the bad chap. leaning over, and get
ting his long, thin nose, closer and
closer to the book
NO, that page tells about where
cocoanurs srOW9 cried Johnnie and
then. as ae was holding the book FOR
the bad chap to look At the squirrel
boy suddenly closed II with & ST.
catching the long. thin nose OF the
unpleasant creature fast between the
covers.
'"Ouchi Wouchi shatouchi- howlsd
the Bazumpus. and. quickly pulling
his nose out the book. away he ran
Don't you want TO know where
Uncle Wiggily llves7" Johnnie called
after him. sarcastic ike and tantaliz-
ing.
no. I've got to get my nose fixed
you broke Il, I guess" hoWled the
Bazup, as I call him for short,
though his nose was very long.
Away he ran. not getting any OF
the bunny gentleman's souse because
o. the trick Johnnie worked with his
5oggify-' And then the squirrel boy
ran on and played school and had
lots OF fun. And Mr.. Longears was
much obliged
And II The Jumping Jack doesn't
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

Ell PaSo Woman Thinks Merchants Here Are Proteerng
Says Fl Pso Section Is An Ideal Place To Raise Chickens

T an convinced that Fl Paso
elothiers are prcfiteering.
said Mrs. K v Strickland 7
recently priced clothes IA several
Tomen's stores here and found that
the same srits which sold for SIS
during the war at that are now
more than 500. Why should this ad-
vance he made when We have quit
war and thing7 should be nearer
normal" II seems TO be purely prof
1teeriug. The dealers told me that
the clothing business had taken a
great slump, and IN two stores where
mems Clothes are sold they told me
they might as wen close their doors
This. I think. Is their own fault.
When she war was On could under
stand why prices should take such
enormous leaps but when we now
have peace and with men looking for
work al over the country there is no
excuse fer such outrageous prices.
Poultry raising around Fl Paso e
81 its infancy" SAID Farley E Cald-
we'll OF the Il Paso Poultry associa-
zion "Ons reason for this IS that we
are II a section where poultry rails
ing Is little talked Of, but the fact IS
The IL Paso country IS she greatest
countrT On earth 10 produce and rear
poultry into a paving age. The rea-
son this is such fine country IN
which 70 raise poultry is that on ac-
count OF cur altitude chicks have
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13
Patter And Chatter
THE ANNUAL MISTAKE

A LONG about this time o. year
n We hope again that spring IS near,
ReViving, waking and renewing.
Come tulips now and Easter hats
And eager people hunting flats,
And learning that there's nothing doing;
Men turn too soon to beeVeedees
And yield up LIES proud ecstasies,
A custom that is old pursuing.
THE robin, absent for a term,
Comes hack to hunt the early VOTE
Unluczy birdl He should have waited.
The young mans fancy lightly turns
To thoughts Of love; the maiden spurus
His plea, preferring to be mated
With one who's garnered golden fruits,
And future breach-of-promise guits
Are busy being generated
THE erocus takes peep around
Then fIattsns On the frozen ground,
As If discouraged OF in souoW;
A bond thief here and there is caught
For dipping in and taking what
More careful people earn OF borrow;
In scanty clothes the girls appear
We think today that spring is here,
And have change Of mind tomorrow.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13
Aged Priest Dead;
Led Hermit Life

Denver. Col, March 13.-After
leading the life Of a hermit IN St
Anthony's hospital here for 23 years
the Rev. John T. AlcGrath. so year
old priest, is dead after two days
nlnessof nephritis.
The aged priest was at one time a
professor in a college in Ireland and
asterward pastor OF a parish in Car
condals. Pa He came to Denver in
1897 because o. III health. entering
ST. Anthony's hospital shortly after
rs arrival, where he has led a lonely
life, without ever receiving visitors
or once leaving the institution.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13


a
-
row today.
q
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13
MORE ETHICS IN THE WORLD NOW:
is THE WORLD BETTER FOR IT?

TfEBSTFR and our old professors told Us that ethics
the science Of moral duty. Most Of ont here IN the
country have believed in vague sort OF way that
science had something to do With chemistry OF geology OF
insects and that moral duty something about church
We have nevertheless, acquired sort Of an ethics It
may be very pragnaue sort Of code, which interpreted
into American @do unto the other fellow what you
gant him to do to you for fear that you don't he won
instance, merchants dOEt stand cut IN front OF Ihe
stores and Try sell clothing pass BY any more
True, they don't have to They know we VII come
inside IN our own good time and pay their prices Doctors
don't advertise because isn't ethical maybe they
right For what wolld a doctor say2 doctor would
have to tel just what could do and how successful he
is N order to recruit customers And the words Il cure
are barred By the postal laws now and that's about al the
1nan with something he wants cured is interested IN
Newspaper too have ethics. Editors do not throw
printers ink at each other they did upon time
Ink costly and paper More materasm. More
over editors don't say ave" any more except when they
referring to all Of US For some reason modern journals
Of the better sort have developed mania for and
facts When they dent print facts it is due to msn-
formation and not to mahGouness. There are dozen
hundred obscure Horace Greeeys the country to
WheIe there Is one pusher Of the poison pen
And prsdcheEs-eTsn preachers hsTe ethics One seldom
# hears dominic malgning hades and slanderng
satan these days Admitting occasionally, the desrabty
Ct avoiding punishment and Of acquiring perpetual bliss
Of ministers stress the virtue the necessity and
the profit Of right behavior here and leave the devil 70
himself. Furthermore seldom hears shepherd tel
his flock these DAYS that HIS church has copyright
the book Of life monopoly the route 90 redemption
Tie ethc IS than negave ministers frequently say
KIND words about their brother servants in other faiths and
time and again they have been sitting frateruay
around beard heaped with viands.
Il to be diplomatists only who have failed at
this late day acquire retain their ethics Whether
be the psroeng ont Of territorial spos signing treaty
firing secretary Of foreign affairs the crude,
medieval ruthlessness still prevails which inspired the
Caesars, the kaissrs and the cars.
Some hold with the "blood iron" philosophers that
the day VIII when Christian sentiment wiz
dominate the actions well the proestatiOns and pro
fsssons Of That remains to be found out, but Of
certainty the day not fsr when only the boor and the
snoraus VIII neglect to beg their victims pardons when
they hold the up and take their ehatels and when even
these VIII gladly 1.-THE their glsngs for sweet charity
The slogan Of q certain railroad connecting Fl Paso
WIKI Fl worth is said to be It'll We meet again"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13
Ripping Rhymes
Mad Wind

ENJOY the vhoopng March, every stormy day.
y meath bending arh, and breathe all the
climate WI the it's pulled for countless
brand Of heat that bring from solar
June are Just before you find July viii land and
August won't be far behind So sit beneath
Winds fan your brow enjoy the March winds they
nil
hes and the you'll
vain for soothing and wish the weather
spreading
do their tae; the heat Of coming pretty quick
Copyright b george Matthew Adams WALT MASON
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13
Universal Military framing.

THE people Of the United States undoubtedly opposed
to universal military service This does not they
opposed universal military training We do not
want America Prussanzed BY vast army system in times
Of peace at the time want srmed force SUI
cieutly large to cope with any possible enemy at home
elsewhere and force capable Ct responding
Immediately and taking their place with the regulars
To do this they must be trained This be accom-
pished by giving every young certain perod-a few
months at tlme-of training each year IN camp
He need not and should be drafted" reaching
certain age for certain period Of service in the army
But every young give little Of his time each
year to proper training and two three years
made fairly fit sOldier-who could be more readily
whipped into shape' IN emergency
Few patriotic citizens would object to practical universal
military training The training In arms the outdoor life
Of the camp, the exercise and the association with other
for few weeks each year would do the young men
America great deal Of good Besides il would fit them
for bearing if their services needed But to
take out Of civil life and productive occupations an entire
block Of male population for period Of years would
defeat its avoved purpose short time The bulk Of
power is too badly needed in industry and agrcul
ture Right quarrsling with the department Of
labor ana congress because they dncned to let
down the bars to foreign labor farms manned
Men are needed IN industry never before.
Make the regular army strong institution with high
morals. Back It up with military schools and reserve
cops Of good officers and well trained young men, give
every opportunity to train and drill and be ready
Let US have UNIVERSAL TRAINING, but let rs never
as long as we remain democracy, have universal military
service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13
Mo0ie Men Ban Films
Depicting Life OF OuilaWs

Oklahoma CITY. Okla, March Il
Never again viii -WildeTed BIZ
blossom out into a movie star" and
show the younger Oklahoma genera
ton how he robbed the bank or 1ear
his man 70 the draw.
-Bll's" doom was sealed the other
DAY when rheater owners ana mana
gers in convention here adopted a
resolution pledsing themselves 70
voluntary censorship OF all films de-
pictinE the career OF former convicts,
alleged criminals and outlaws
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13
South Wind Leads
Repenne Apenfs 10 Sill

KingfIsher, Okla, March IA
south wind led 10 the undoing OF
David mad walter Carey, brothers.
when internal officers searched the
house OF David Carey on his farm
near here the other day FOR araces OF
an Illicit still.
The officers were about - leave
the Carey home when a 6oulh wind
waited the odor OF sour mash 70 their
noses eRneWed search revealed a
stin in q hole under the kitchen floor.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13
Child Killed in Gearing
of Gasoline Engine

Healy. Kan, March 13.-Ldttls
Rhea Ensign. four year old daughter
OF M. and Mrs F. IL Ensign, who
live near here, was almost instantly
killed recently when her dress caught
Men operating the engine shut off
the power when they heard the
child's chrieks, but she was so badly
mangled BY the cogs that she died
before doctor could be summoned.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

The southwest IS becoming a
gathering place for many former
British ana Canadian soldiers who arc
suffering with respiratory diseases
caused by gas and influenza during
their service IN France. said Can't
ls making FL 5aso his home. Can't
Libby was a member OF the British
Tying corps and received lie military
cross Since came 10 Fl Faso
about a year ago from England.
have met a number OF DISCHARGED
soldiers from the AnElo-Caaadian
forces who are seeking health in the
healing climate OF west Texas, Arf-
IONA and New Mexico. Just the other
day in the Sheldon hotel nat q hoI-
low-eyed, husky voiced young chan
OF typically English features. was
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

Martha girl IS. five feet three.
should weigh 10 POUNDS.
K 3. Nj think the articles Of
food mentioned above answer the
questions in your letter.
Interested Reader-In making the
lotion 10 overcome excessive perspira-
uons Il IS the strained liquid that Is
kept and not the solid matter.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13
We TOWNE GOSSIP
Registered Z. Patent


AND THE sun was warn
AND IT trottsd away.
AND ATE the Erass-
AND ROLLED On It's back.
AND ATE zone mora
AND SEEMED to Be giaa.
But As time went On
IT BEGAN to nope
AND THREE dsyH passsa
AND YESTERDAY.
IT JUMPED the fenes.
AND BEAT II back
TO TIE livery plaza
AND RS s9iHE to stay.
BECAUSE Any old horse
THAT WILL jump a fence.
WONT DO On a ranch
AND IT'S happy again
AND As horsss 60
] IMAGINE Its tough
AND PROBABLY swears-
AsD Knows bad stories.
AND All sorts o. things
I THANK You
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

try 20 dance up and down IN the mid
de Of the apple pie and scarce the
piece OF chees 50 Il goes and hides
in the sugar bowl III tell you next
about Uncle WigEily and Bibles
5am--Copyrigh 1870, By the Nc
Clurs Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

YOU KNOW how II L.
N LITTLE towns.
HOW A girl goes away.
Or A boy goes away.
70 WORK IN the city.
AND AFTER a while.
THEY CONE home again
AND STICK around
EOR a week Or two
AND THINGS are dull
AND THERE'S nothing to do.
AND No place 70 90.
AsD TEEN they pack Up.
wHATEvER THEY havs.
AND BEAT Il back.
TO THE city streetA
AND THE Great white wayE
AND THE Little whit. Ways
AND ANYWAY.
OUT HERE on the ranch
THERE WAS a horse.
THAT WOULDN'T 40.
AND FOUR days ago.
We DROVE 1t TO town
TO A livery man.
AND THE livery nan.
WAS WILLING to trade.
A HORSE he had.
FOR THE horse we had
AND THE horse he had
HAD LIVED its life.
IN THE livery place.
AND IT'S only home
WAS A darksned stall
AND IT never knew.
WHEN IT must 90 out.
on HEAVY roads
THROUGH WIND and rain
AND HALF the time.
IT'S DAYS were nights.
AND IT'S nights were days.
AND I'll say for It
THAT IT looked the part.
THAT IT had played
But IN spite OF that
THE TRADE was made
AND We hitehed it Up.
AsD DROVE It back.
AND TURNED It loose
IN A great green field.
WHERE THE grass was sweet
AND A stream ran through.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

liver notice how quickly a teller that
Il really knows somethin' kin break
up a discussion7 Who remembers when
Teller W0uldn' think o. praetiein'
medicine without a fun set o glossy
whisksrs7
copyright. National Newspaper se-vies
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

'Roads IN the United States are
better than those in Japan" said
K K KaWabe, a dealer in automo-
biles, OF Toxic. Japan, who Is n FL
Raso on business THE roads "a.
Japan aEs mainly dirt roads. but
there Is much good road sentiment n
Japan and there viii be considerable
road construction work in the near
future American automobiles are
the most popular Of all makes in
Japan- There are many big cars.
but the smaller ones are the most
popular Business is good and people
nave plenty Of money TO buy auto
mobiles.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

" h Fryer, Who for long time assistant United
States district attorney, has returned private life to
make living The Q. S should pay its servants what
they are worth.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

headline says Germany expresses her regret Judging
from the long time has been in coming would thak
It being sent by freight.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

WE ASKED the young lady across
W the way whom her father consid-
cred the logical candidate and she said
he wasn't interested in third parties
and would vote The regular ticket.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13
Beauty Chats By Edna Kent Forbes
How To Get Fat.

TIE list OF food values measured in
i calories which was published last
week, is as valuable TO the thin
woman as TO the fat The fat woman
can find out BY Il what foods 70
avoid and the thin woman viii know
which foods are most fattening.
Recently : received a number OF
letters from women and girls who
are under weight, who want to grow
stout, but who for some reason or
other cannot drink milk. In that case
I advise matted milk which costs lit
tie and which can be kept indefinitely
without ice Two tablespoonsful IA q
glass Of hot water Is as fattening as
a glass OF the richest milk.
One tablespoonful Of olive oil con-
tains more than 100 calOries OF nour-
ishment -Four tablespoonsful Of
olive oil taken every day would equal
three glasses OF cold milk The
emulsions OF OIL which are on the
market have about the same fatten-
ing value, and in many cases con-
tain ingredients which stimulate the
appetite and make you fat By caus-
ing you to eat more food
The thin woman should eat plenty
OF bread thickly covered with butter,
should drink cocoa in preference 10
tea or coffee, should eat something
simple and nourishing between meals,
and should get at least nine hours
sleep in a room filled with fresh air.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

7 TITLE FIDITY FLINDERS was
II down TO the depot AZ Tiekvilie last
Wednesday to see the train. When
be heard it coming he went around be-
hind the depot and stuck his fingers In
his ears as It was coming at such a
hraakueok speed It was liable to run
over the depot
i must have showed somewhere up
the road several days ago as the Tick
vile train came IN today with snow
o. its TOP.
Sic Kildew says he once heard tel
Of a rich man that had so much money
that when he vent TO take It ont Of
the bank he got It hung in the window.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13
KabibbIe Kabaret

eSlzst oGa
we Ne. t0sR6Es
~ N'Aae IS R7'Py, Bs oHeR PAY CALLED Up NY EiAscE
-e - NSg525O, ~Aeuo eE0RGe IS HAT YoO p yHEI po6s
BIT AeSRN
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

Heapen has no rage, lie love TO haired TUNED.
Nor he'll a fury Ike yoman scor1ed.
--wnIf.-a cor-rere
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

The eastern man who had his sons name legally
changed from Woodrow something else had the tine
parental regard for his boy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

When the peace treaty is finally signed Il n to b,
hoped It vii also end the hOsthtes between sims AMI
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13


n 2. D.-The calorie list you wish
was published last week I have very
little faith in hot epson salt baths
as a means Of reducing. although you
VIII certainly lose weight II you take
daily hot bath and soak for several
minutes in the tub.
=
A Subscriber-A woman Of "a. who
is five feet six, should not weigh
less.
-
Bluebird-k girl Of II, five feet
three, should weigh about 40 pounds.
50 you see you are about the correct
weight for your age
D0rothy-Tour facial treatment has
nothing to do with bringing about the
red nose which you complain OF. The
usual cause OF a red nose Is some
digestive disturbances. II your stom-
ach is in perfect condition, you can
relieve the redness Of the nose by
massaging It and tapping II with the
fingers TO break up the congestion
OF blood which causes its color.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

The slogan Of certain railroad connecting Fl Paso
viii Fl worth is said to be @TiH we meet again"
The parent-teaehsrs associations getting to be
mostly psEents
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13
Little Interviews.

vigor and vitality not found IN most
Other. Localities. and We can raise our
chickens out Of doors IN open front
houses OF with simply a roof over
them No expensive houses are nee
essay.
Ell Paso. however. IS in q way
Isolated from the rest Of the poultry
raising world, and this IS one reason
why poultry raising in and around Fl
Paso Is only in its infancy. The near
est poultry journal Of any conEe-
quence is over 600 miles from US If
an fastener Cor one from any other
section for that matter} hears any
thing about poultry in connection
with Fl Paso, he fails to get the con-
nection, but Immediately jumps to
tee conclusion that II refers TO some
thing connected with Mexico. and
when people from other sections think
OF Mexico they think only OF Wild
things. or OF via and his band. or
some vicious animal. etc About all
most people IN other sections know
about Fl Paso Is that II Is close 20
Juarez, Mexico, and right on the Dor
der Of Mexico, and they imagine any
on It I doubt II my readers viii be-
ieve this, so I am going TO get some
OF those fasteners 10 write and tell
us Just what they think about this
country.
owing 10 the uiiIdness Of our win
round and can hatch and raise chicks
At any season OF the year. and the FL
faso market pays as high q market
price for eggs and poultry as any
other city in the United States II one
CONSIDERS these advantages he need
not fear entering the poultry game"
Things pro1hesied frequently do
not happen" said J L. Campbell.
The farmers were warned that IN
der national prohibition there would
be little or no market for their rye
and barley The Wednesday market
report says rye was the big attrac-
ton IN the grain market here today.
Barley, IN sympathy. was cents
higher. The prices realized on rye
were the highest on the crop. The
rushing Of buying orders for rye from
abroad can be accounted for By the
great difference IN the price OF that
grain and wheat The worlds need
for food IS growing, its demand for
booze is decreasing. The farmers still
nave a market FOR their rye and bar,
So
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

rHIRTr-NINIH YEAR
pieto news report by
covering Arizona. New
YORK Entered q the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-13

ITTHERE is it, Has anybody seen
w it7"' Chartered Johnnie Bushy- I
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-12-19
TOBACCO MARKETS WILL
TAKE YULET|DE LAYOFF
Fairly Large Deliveries on Rich
mond Market last Wcck-Iiig
Sales I'm Bright Nlurts.

TIE sales OF leaf tobacco i'm the
Richmond warehouses last week were
almost entirely Of the sun-cured
weed. the offerings OF brigh,s being
not over 10000 pounds The brights
tnat were offered on Monday were
altogether OF the conmoncr grades
ana did not interest the buyers as
much as heretofore. The average
drcd.
The offerings Of sun-cured leaf
amounted TO 5SS.2G7 pounds. and as
usual mis- season. the common and
pad -ordercd tobnccos prcdominatcd
~ hAI been hoped by the buyers