St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1920-07-02

Sress OF March ), 1879.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lowell Ander-
son are receiving congratula.
tions upon the birth of a son
who has been named Lowell, jr.
Lowell is on thirty.day fur
lough here from Mare island,
where he has been stationed re.
Gently in service in the navy.
Upon his return he will have
out eight days of his enlistment
to serve.
George Bahr died at his home,
$50 Ivanhoe street, Sunday, June
9th, aged 80 years. He had
resided here for about Ii years
and is survived by one son, Her
man Bahr, of this city and a
daughter residing in the East.
Funeral services will be held
today. Friday, at 2 O'Clock at
the German Baptist church, Mill.
er e. Tracey in charge.
Honoring Mr.. and Mrs. Willis
Vinson, who returned Monday
from their honeymoon trip, the
young people of the Methodist
church gave a surprise reception
at the home of Mr.. Wilson'S
mother, Mrs. f.. ID. Vinson,
52S South Ivanhoe street, Mon.
day evening. More then forty
young people attended. Following
a musical program refreshments
were served. Mr.. and Mrs. |
Vinson will be at home at 52S
South lvanhoe street until fall. !
when they will both re.enter
Willamette University.
"Who wrote that" demanded
the teacher. pointing 20 the back
board upon which stood out the
declaration. IL can hug and i
kiss a girl better than all the
boys in this class put together"
Up rose culprit Johnny and was
told TO remain after school. When
he came out he found the whole
class waiting tO have fun at his
expense. What did teacher do
TO you, Johnny? the chorus
shouted. 1T don't make any
difference, and I'm not going 10
say" answered Johnny. smiling;
"only tell you what. boys, IL
pays 90 advertise"-EX.
Willamette boulevard is being
renumbered. IL had been mum.
bered in such a complicated way
that IL was n difficult matter for
a stranger 10 locate any one on
the street. Even the new mum.
bers will be confusing TO many
because. for instance. residences
on Willamette boulevard. under
the new numbering. will run up
past 20OO at Fessenden street.
while the streets on either side q
OF willamette boulevard at Fes.
senden are in the 500 block 4
In fact il would be- a good plan 4
10 renumber much of 81. Johns,
aud there should be no east and
west and north and south. The I
numbers should run straight
through In order To be- less con.
fusing to strangers and new. :
Ii was the first vaudeville
performance the old colored lady
lad ever seen. and she was |,
particularly excited over the
feats of the magician.
But when hs covered news
paper with n heavy flannel cloth
md read the print through IT,
ihe grew a little nervous. lie
doubled the cloth and again read
he letters accurately. This was
more than she could stand and.
islng in her seat, she said Pm
,uin' home. This amt no {
lace for lady in thin calico :
Iress. "-Ex.
A young minister who was TO
live his trial sermon i'm the
church of a little .,
own in Michigan figured out -
hat If during his sermon, when n
% repeated the words, And l
he Holy Ghost descended i'm the
orm of a dove. a real live dove
hould fly down over the con o..
regation, the effect would be ~
cry impressive and no doubt ur
ave great influence with the br
ioard in accepting him. The IA
ervices of Pat, the janitor. were
ecured. and he was instructed I
D climb up above and let the -
owe loose through a little hole
\ the ceiling at the proper
His cue was 10 be
form of a dove" Everything u
Ient along smoothly and the -
ermon was nearly finished.
.ooking upward with radiant AN
ace, the young minister stretch M mn'
d out his arms and softly eX- Nj,
aimed. And the Holy Ghost re,
escended in the form of a dove" fe
moments pause. but no dove. na
gain he exclaimed in a little iO,
'uder tone. And the Holy Ghost +,
escended in the form of a dove" |
till no dove. Fearing Pat had :
one to sleep, he cried in a loud
oice: And the Holy Ghost de. Tn
'ended in the form of dove!" II
riVen To dasnaratiOn PAT sfucl,