South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-30
Man in the Street
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son by merely passing the time Of
day and 10 IS such social functions
as the club Is promoting that will
tend towards members knowing
each other-for better or worse.
List Charlie Metzger among the
membership OF local milionaires
now being complied by Charlie
Bingham.
We suggest the men folks be in
vited 10 the next Wednesday after
noon function at the Miami Country
club, and that the program Of last
Wednesday be repeated.
It's like approaching the penitents'
bench when you go TO take drink
al that new fountain I'm Scott park:
YOU have TO get down on your knees
20 IT, Since we have given II our
custom we have had to get leather
knee caps on our breeches.
We believe by September the re-
publican cOngr eSsmen will be thor
oughly converted TO the theory that
the long Presbyterian jaw, and the
firm Calvinistic chin are not CON
ducive to weakness and capitulation.
we have passed beyond the point
in the Journey Of life when we can
hope TO work right along when "a
band blares by and not rush TO the
window.
Real humanity never made its ap-
pearance I'm the world until the
father or six girls arrived.
The merchants and the clothing
makers for men and women say
clothing will be still higher. Put
ting up the prices is the way 20 md
the bottom OF the ultimate con-
sinners pile.
Lawyer Booz Of Chicago who was
admitted TO the bar of the supreme
court was not the kind OF booze nor
was he admitted 10 the kind OF bar
that thrill the thirsty patriots Of this
vale of tears.
The man who married a dumb
wife was not so smart. What good
does IL do n man 10 talk TO some
body who can't hear. Anyway. men
like 10 listen occasionally.
The republican position on the
proposed bonus is IF we make II
$500 will you vote the ticket?"
The weak dollar saved now will
become 81 strong one later on, with
much more power in the bacon
market than IL has now. Sequester
It: salt II down; save It. Let II
grow and mature.
OF course. looking AT the number
81 dollars the Mishawaka banks re-
port on deposit. II appears that Mish-
awake has grown very rich, but
the stock Of the pantry is disquieting.
Another proof that salaried men
are patient and prudent Of speech is
that so far they have refrained from
calling any man liar who says that
the high cost Of living has passed
the peak.
A bachelor tells us ne Is a bach
elor from necessity, and not from
choice It's not so. No matter
whom. what or which he may be,
there is somewhere IN this world a
woman who would have him. Put
him under the yoke or make him
pay for his freedom.
In Indianapolis, barber prices
have gone back to 20 cents for a
shave and 40 cents for a haircut.
II that sort OF thing Is 10 so on, il
nav get So barber can't make
any more than a university presi-
dent or the governor Of a state.
Chicago hands down a new idea.
Ladies' attending a club dance check
ed their corsets. Well? AS an old
timer. we know that the stockings
can be kept up with cotton string.
OF course, the prediction that
Scotland viii go dry at the first
opportunity is not saying that Sandy
Mcpherson is expecting 10 hear the
knock any time soon
A newspaper in New York state
has been holding a baby show. A
newspaper conducting a baby show
Is an exhibition or enterprise and
courage. but not discretion.
An Atlantic City overseas man Is
slinr his wife for divorce because
she taught her parrot 20 cuss and
ID APPLIES it's mathematical loQuacity
20 him. Isn't a man who was brave
enough 10 face hell Is France able
10 deal with a parrot outside OF the
divorce court?
II we were the National Cloak
ard Suitnakers' association. instead
OF predicting much higher prices for
wsu.sa's clothes next fail and winter.