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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04
Bedtime Stories For The Little Ones
UNCLE wIecuY AND THE PINS

r HAVE something for You to do to-
/ day Bncle Niggily." said Nurse
Jane Fuzzy ~ NY, as the bunny
gentleman finished his breakfast OF
carrot flapjacks in the hollow stump
bungalow one morning.
-Goodr said Mr- LonEears. twink
ling his pink nose untl you would
have Thought it EFas going TO turn Into
a cinnamon l0llgpQp. -What IS 70 10
he. Nurse Jane2 Do you want me TO
shovel snow off the front walk. or
bring in enough icicles to FRY for din
ner27
Neither one" answered the musk
rEte lady hOuEekeeper. -All I want is
70 have you bring me back some pins
vixen yea get through looking for an
adventure today
what kind Of pins, safety or hat27
asked the bunny gentleman
lust paper pins" answered Nurse
Jane u don't mean pins made Of
paper-of course noti" she said quick
ly, for she saw thar Uncle WigRily
vas going 10 make q joke. i mean
sharp pointed pins that are stuck ia
folds OF paper. And, besides that.
want some sunfloWer seeds, Uncle
KYiggily-"
sunflower seedse" cried the bunny.
tTlnkling his pink nose faster than
before Are you gong 70 gTuW suns,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04
EUROPEAN MIX-UP CONTINUES TO
NIX AND WE BETTER STAY OUTSIDE

90 The president Of the council Of the league Of nations
- whe caused such CONSERVATION during the heat Of the
presidential campaign By declaring that article could be
dropped without hurting anybodys feelings Europe, is
now shown to have been right The committee adms-
Of nations has formally expressed the opinion that
article does not guarantee the territorial integrity of
any member Of the league All it does is to condemn
terna aggression territorial integrity and political indie
peudsBos Of any member and calls upon the council to
slider what can Be done to resist such aggression
The eommittess resolution is precisely equivalent to
stating that ars does not what either the French
the American version says does and that the words
are either Intentionally neghgently deceiving.
But without going into that discussion, it is evident to
all the world that The wording Of the covenant vague
and that the delegates signed with many mental TeseTFa
tons that the thing is little than patchwork Of
wishes impsrfectly voiced.
Day by day new reasons arise to sustain and reinforce
the position Of the United States declining put the
official signature to the covenant Whenever the United
States takes any important step in foreign policy let it at
least be FnaEed by such defneness that neither
to what IS intended Hoous pocus Is not an American game
An interesting situation arises from the agreement be-
tween Russia and the Turkish Huatiaaalss who IN
ANS against the allies According to unofficial reports
spest but defend turkeys territorial integrity than
that Russia win assist Turkey to regain provinces that
hs7e been taken eyer by France a1i Great Britain.
Russia recognizes the independence Of Mosem states
within Russian territory and agrees to respect their terri
toral integrity Russia promises financial ana material
aid 20 Turkey and offers to send an army to help Turkey
against The allies.
There IS to Sc q mutual exchange Of supplies and ma
teTas that both Russia and Turkey may trade
while strengthening for offence and defence
Naturally there return for al this good VIII and
generosity Turkey agrees TO admit Russian delegstes who
VII be free to develop communism in Turkey and set up
soviet governments
And finally It asserted that Russia and Turkey VIII
combine to hberate from the foreign yoke the British
Italian, and French possessions Of India, Egypt Algeria
Morocco and Tuusa, and grant these Moslem countries
fun independence under joint GUARANTEES their integrity
bold and extensive program that for two countries
that thought much Of world PAYERS today But
trouble and plenty Of it, and is fortunate that
the United States has far kept clear from the entang
meHs that such colossal movements entail the nations
directly concerned We have troubles Of own, and
It is nc time 70 be taking On mora
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04

IN order TO care for the many men
who are pouring snto e Paso as a
result OF the labor situation through
cut the country" said J. B GUin.
However, il we can get into the
home by the last Of January we can
handle the situation Our small, new
home with a wood yard viii furnish
ample facilities. We will have the
men cut The wood 20 keep them busy
while we are providing for rhem- Then
we use this wood in our relief work
We are going 70 try to set an over
supply cut this winter, 10 use next
year when we do not expect labor
3
The salesman who takes a real in
terest in his customers Is the best
salesman" said Claihorne Adams. IF
you can't sell 70 a man because ne Is
slow pay or for some other reason.
the fair thing 70 do IS 70 tell him
about Il, not il a critical way but 50
as 70 help him He may be q good
fellow in every other way and al he
needs Is a bit OF friendly advice ana
assistance.
Buyers are quick to notice whether
salesman merely wants an order
OF whether he wants to be a friend.
The best friends you can have are
among your business associates and
a salesman VINO realizes this. who
really makes his customers affairs OF
interest 70 himself. has mastered one
Of the first principles OF successful
salesmanship."
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04

Il BELIEVE In giving people In
1 every business something to work
for" said Maurice Schwartz. The
men who by their efforts and work
help 70 make q business successful
should have a part in the division Of
its profits This cannot be done euuit-
ably In salaries. 50 I believe the bonus
system Is the best and fairest
If manager OF department In
an Institution can make thousands OF
dollars for his firm, he is entitled 70
have 2 part OF it. lie has put his
labor in against the money OF his
employer They should both have
compensation BY diVieiHg with the
man who helps 20 make the money,
you encourage him TO better efforts
and in the end It is a good Investment
in several ways lou tie a success
ful, hard working empl0ye 10 you
and you are not continually having 20
train new ones, which costs money.
You encourage him 70 renewed efforts
and he makes you more money the
next year; then By keeping him or
her your patrons set accustomed TO
them and know how TO trade with
them.
1T Is Elways best 70 keep an en-
ploEa as long a. possible and the
bonus system is the best means o.
I'VE Eouid like 20 get into the new
Associated Charities home at once,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04

was thinking OF sunflower seeds. so
he really did not notice whar was
given him
he paid the mousis girl. put the
package Of the papers OF pins IN his
pocket and skipped along TO a seed
i want a few sunflower seeds" he
said to the Monkey Doodle gentleman
behind the counter
How many2" asked the Monkey
Doodle gentleman taking up big
scoup- 20 dig the seeds from q barrel
where he kept them
'Oh, just a few. Nurse Jane Is go
Ing 70 pin up 2 new dress, ! suppose
sad the bunny
SO the Monkey Doodle gentleman
said nothing, though he looked at
Uncle WlgEiiy in a funny way, think
ing the bunny vas trying 70 play e
trick
wen, III give him just a few
seeds said the Monkey Doodle TO
himself II he's trying to be funny,
10 come back for more
So with a few sunfloWer seeds IN
his pockets, where he should have
had a whole lot Of them, and about
siLty-leven papers Of pins. where he
should have had only one Uncle Wig
gily hoped back to his hollow stump
bungalow.
well, Nurse Jane" said the rabbit
gentleman, as he opened thu door.
would you believe Il. but I haven't
had a single adventurs today? Nor
onel"
''That ls too bad" said the musirat
lady But did you get my pins and
7 did" said Uncle Wiggily. and he
began taking out the pins, first from
one pocket and then from another,
and finally from al his pockets
On myl' cried Nurae Jane. you
have made a mistake"
who, meg never make mistaken
suddenly cried harsh and unpleasant
voice Uncle Wiggly is here and
N here! want him I never made
a mistaken And with that IN from the
hail popped the bad old Bob Cat. with
his short tail and tassles OF hair on
MS ears. Uncle Wiggily had forgot
ten 20 close the door and the Bob Cat
had sneaked IN.
Z want Uncle Wiggilyl" howled
Bob Cat
Well you can't have himI Please
get out Of hersl" cried Nurse Jane.
ana picking up a paper OF pins IN
each paw she threw the sharp and
stickery things at the bad chap.
on. Wowi OH dear mel What a
way 70 treat company" hoWied Bob
Cat az the pins stuck him, and away
he ran.
Nurse Jane locked the door 90 he
couldn't come back IN, ard then she /
looked at the few sunflower seeds /
Uncle Wiggiiy had brought, and the /
many, many pins.
II guess made q mistake" said /
ne bunny, as he remembered what I
Nurse Jane had told him to bring.
NO mistake at alp laughed Miss
Z 'uzzy Wuzzy. IF you hadn't brourht 1
50 many pins I wouldn't have had i
enough TO throw ct the Bob Cat You |
did just right But I need more sun I
flower seeds"
So the bunny hoped back and
bought them, after telling a Police 1
nan Dog about the Bob Cat, and the /
bad creature was arrested. And the
lunfloWer seed cake was Just scrumD-
dous! So II the button hook doesn't 1
lake the cork out Of the perfume bot
he and let all the nice smell run
way, III tell you next about Uncle
WiEEily and the red bruFh.-Conv-
tight 1890, by Mcclure Newspaper
syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04
Short SHatcheS
From EUe1y1gheTg

save your pennies and your heirs
viii take care or your dollars--Bdr-
lington News
IT'S easy TO call a girl dear In these
times. when everything else is
Louisville Post
Tt may take z doctors prescription
before lcnE 10 obtain a yeast cake
washington Post
The liquor question in scotland e.
still "Whatu you have -lreelVllle
IS. CO Piedmont
When a el-l becomes mstrimonially
engaged her friends say 70 Hitl
howers.=roledo Blade.
Debs hopes Wilson Wil not pardon
him Hes heard how hard il ia 20
find a house.-Lexington Leader.
A cold wave Is upon rs, and heaven
- again relied upon 20 protect Lne
working girls chesf.-kansas City
II Is very difficult TO pick out an
oTprcoat this fail Everyhody IS
watching--Wichita FAILS Record
News
1T seems TO have been decided that
the hotel bought BY The league Of ma
tons AZ Geneva VIII be run on The
European plan
the profanity Is that llr. Harding
j. doing less worrying than anyone
else about the mak=pp OF that eehi-
ner--FlrrsDurE sun.
President Wilson paid no more
heed 20 Alr- Bryan1 recent advice
than il flr. Bryan was SIN in the
cabinet.-Chicago Daily News.
why don't you 60 home. WulleZ-
There's a new haby at Your houaa'
i know. but j amt goin', cause
Pa blames me FOR everything
Iedo Blade
Settlement OF the Adriatlc problem
and making Eiume an Independent
state is the greatest trump peetry
has had for more than a century
ST Louis Globe-Dem0crat-
Another reason WY the laborirg
classes finally lined up for Harding
and Coolidge may have been that the
Republicans promised them cheaper
asoline.-Nashrille Banner.
As the end Of the school semester
approaches. the student body becomes
convinced that the faculty IS put
ting into effect Joffre's famous
words. They snail not pass-'-sioux
City Journal
A local correspondent IN Illinois
writes TO his paper Hypocrites'
was the subject last sunday evening.
There Were a goodly number present
And they may have heard something
10 their advantag e--P7ovidence Jour
nal
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04

WiFFily. and off he hoped over the
fields and through the woods. hum
ming 70 himself a little song Ike this:
Dear NuTEe Jane Is going to bake
A lovely brown Eunflower cake.
This iE how my song begins,
must not forget her pins"
So Uncle WiEgny hoped along
faster than ever, saying over and over
70 himself;
Lots Of seeds, a paper Of plnsi Lots
Of seeds, a paper Of pinEl Lots Of pins,
a paper Of seeds-no-that isn't right
lots OF papers, a pin Of seeds-oh,
I've got 70 start all over. And he
ala.
Thus talking to himself. 50 he would
not forget what he was after. the
bunny rabbit skipped along looking
for an adventure, but he could not
seem TO find any. so at last he decided
be had better get what Nurse Jane
wanted.
Not Tar away was the six and seven
cent store, and. hopping 10 there Mr..
Longears spoke to the little mousie
girl clerk behind the counter, saying:
i want some pins, IL you please
not hat or safety, but sharp. stiekery
How many?" asked the little girl
mousie.
"Oh. a great many-hundreds and
hundreds OF them" answered the bun
ny. Nurse Jane wants them to put
in a cake"
The iittIe girl mousls looked at
Uncle Wiggiiy in a funny way. but
she said nothing. for she thought he
was trying 70 play a joke on her.
well, ~ he wants plenty OF pins
he'll have 70 pay for them" she said
20 herself So she wrapped up about
forty 'leTen sixteen papers OF sharp.
stickery pins. and gave them TO the
bunny. By this time Uncle Wiggily
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04
A Community Church.

AEIAalI, ARK has community church which IS very
w popular and which teWnspeopls say viii be
The auditorium Of the edee win seat 600 persons There
about the and covered stone walls Of ancient
cathedral The solemnty isn't there; the
hushed and reverence. But community church can
and this instance doubtless VIII excellent civic
purpose II wi afford the public chance to sit in
fort and listen TO many who have say to say, and TO
worship n their eWu way. The church has regular
pastor but the community idea VIII prevail IN democracy
Of service and warship
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04
DenoraIized


USED 70 find evenings cheering reading Tepo
ptesrg
home tired bor and
would blow ngbors indulge
ing they al insist that Pm bore Each day Pm bringing home the bacon
another Wad brine; but
friends Of ne In other times the evening gay
1one with all loving aunts around "a sit and graphic
windows thoughts money
make for helpful reading the bads don't
to busy maIts thoughts speeding profit
Cd Old dreams tra1pd under by this
whose mind fixed pundsr touch
copyrght By George Matthew Adams WALT MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04
SHOPMEN TAKE WEEK OFF
TO HELP ERIE COMPANY

Susquehanna, Pa Dec 4. - In
voluntary effort to help the company
in its readjustment policy, workmen
in the Erie shops here have organized
a movement ito take a week Off De-
cember "a 10 January 2. A limited
number Of men VIII remain on the lob
for service in an emergency.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04
GUERNSEY COWS RECORD
IS SECOND IN AMERICA

Fond Du Lac. Wis. Dec 4.-Brow-
ME OF Liuwood, four year old Guern-
has completed q years official test
with a record Of producing e11.07
pounds Of butter fat. the equivalent
Of L05s pounds Of butter. This rec
ord IS believed to rank her first 81
Wisconsin among Guernseys Of her
age and second In the United States.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04

John Emerson. president OF the
Equity, VIII leave today for a tour Of
the country. principally to explain %
actors the Equity shop idea Anita
LOos- his wife. Will accompany him
and the tour win end in Los Angeles.
where Mr. Emerson and Miss Loos
VIII begin work on a film play called
American Love"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04
4 Wall From One
Who Is Cast Aside
By THE LIBEHTY Statue.

nTTHYs why are they going 10 take
w me down when I have done so
much for them. still do so much
every day2 They'll tear me all TO
pieces and leave a big blank space
for tourists 20 admire"
Haven't I suffered enough shame
the last few weeks making believe /
was holding q torch that was gone
with e stump Of arm the storm shat
tered?
Am I not the first thing strangers
see after the alligator park and
won't folks feel homesick without
their Goddess Of Liberty
What's the use OF being beautiful
II you can't be SEEM
Who's Jealous, anyway
Can the Poet tell us2
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04

Raymond Hitchcock says he has
agreed to lend his influence 70 q
proposition 70 reestablish the old Chi
nese theater which used 20 flourish
in Psll street 1ir. Hitchy viii become
present a repertoire Of Chinese class
les there Several years ago the
comedian was a financial hacker OF
this theaier but he gave Il up when a
tong war killed two Of his best actors
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04

MERE gittin' 50 used Z tn way tn
w gIls dress that nobuddy hardly
ever bumps into you any more. Upton
Bud, who wuE overWhelmin'ly defeated
FER township trustee on tn Democratic
ticket got seven quail this mornin'.
CopyHsht National Newspaper Service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04


billy Burke has gone TO Baltimore
70 see sally launched.
Yours Merrily" John R. Rogers
VIII open in vaudeville at Proctor's
Esd Street on Dec 13.
Elinor Cox OF -Rollo's wild Oat,"
ls lawyer. She was admitted 70 the
bar Ia Indiana
Amelie Rives Is TO visit William
FlVersham shortly TO talk over a
dramatization OF Mark TWain's Joan
Of Arc"
Donald Gallaher win assume The
role opposite Helen Hayes in Bah"
az the Park theater. WIN the printer
kindly refrain from putting smother
&C. in this lads name1
Edna Best Is to have the title role
in Peter Pan" in a London revival
Of this play. Marc KiaW has ar
ranged to bring her 70 New York next
season II he can find a play for her.
June Love-" the new musical COM
edy BIZ ". Il Post, Charlotte Thomp-
son, Brian Hooker and Rudolf Frimi
received fine notices in Providence
last week Oscar Eagle staged the
book and Dave Bennett the dances.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04
, The Fl Paso Zone.

ZONING system that viii exempt FL PasO and vicinity
a from the enforcement of certain state laws that work
hardshps this community has been proposed by state
senator R. H. Dudley solution for hard problems
arising from reoenes from the seat Of government in
this state That sounds ike proposal worth thinking
# It be arranged there many instances IN which It
would be welcomed.
One has come up with the announcement Of the indus
trial welfare board that it viii enforce the minimum wage
law enacted two years ago. Conditions along the border
and particularly II Paso different from what they
are in central east and north Texas Our labor is Of
different quality and there economic differences that
likely to make the enforcement Of the law burden
II has been brought out IN conference Of employers
As It is this city expects to get NO more than what
is coming to It, lobby viii have TO be maintained IN
Austin at considerable expense. Why not then in view
Of the states and its diversity Of conditions
create economic zones where laws that not necessarily
universal in application may be enforced according to the
conditions that prevail in the zones7
Everything Is : compromise except death.
No light fingered gentleman can be accused OF stealing
that safe from Fl. Bliss.
man siftea ashes and found diamonds. He probably
also saved some burnabls coal which is more to the
purpose.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04

william Harris, Jr-. cables from
London that he has acquired the pro-
ducing rights 10 John Drinkwatsr's
new play. oliver Cromwell" This
drama viii be staged in I4onf7a this
season, after which Mr. harris wIi
present 10 in New York
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04

@ make alnslIna On dark daV1I Nurse
Jane2"
III want hundreds and hundreds OF
sunflower seeds. because they are so
small" said Miss Fuzzy. Please don't
forget now Bring me back pins and
sunfloWer seeds"
"Iil bFinE them promised Uncle
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04
MILLION DOLLAR AIRCRAFT
COMPANY SEEKS RECEIVER

New York Dec. THE I. ". 2.
Engineering company Of COLLEGE
Point Long Island, a million dollar
aircraft corporation. has flied a Pc
tttion for voluntary TeceiTership.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04

CaFi Laemmls announces that he
VII produces films in Germany soon.
Re has arranged for the erection Of
a studio there.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04

Ruano BoEislaT, singer, was inter
viewing a small giri about music IN
her school recently.
80 you sing IN school2' she asked
ION, yes" replied the child "All
sorts OF songs. But the one ] like
best Is Ny Country leases Me'."
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04

In a restaurant in May was a giri
on rainy day She was Wond' ring
what she'd like to have TO eat But
at last she ordered pie; then a man
came trolling BY and he took and sat
him IN q seat said the girl: why,
Henry Greenl Amt you awfui-ain't
the maiden shed. Then he put his
arm. they say, round the sweet girls
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04
81 PaSo Business Man Advocates Employees Bonus System;
Associated Charities To Provide Mood2e For Una2oyed

In san Antonio" said II. Z. Mach
tel, who has Just returned from that
city -the telephone operator ~ the
chamber OF commerce answers All
calls with pleasant your chamber
Of commerce
That struck me as being an eZ-
rremely up-tO-the-minute thought o.
somebody and q once i vas sold on
the san Antonio chamber I had gone
there seeking Information in regard
70 a traffic problem. ana was stand
Ing near the switchboard when the
young woman received a call which
was answered as above
-Inquiring as TO where ] might get
In touch With the traffic department,
j vas surprised 10 learn thar SO FAR
as the young woman was concerned
there was no SUCH branch On the san
Antonio chamber OF commerce she
was good enough, however, to ask me
~ either the finance or the horLicul-
turaI branch would do instead
In short she didn't know what she
vas talking about EiualiE Z did
learn that the traffic bunch vas out
to lunch
! had 10 smile when I saw how
they're falling down on their slogan,
and i made me feel good % know
that here In our own chamber OF
commerce the sweet thing that
answers the incoming calls doesn't
chirp out a mouthful OF confdential
phrases. but answers questions sim
ply and knows what she's talking
about"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04
About Broadway Plays And Players
By BIDE DUDLEY.


Anew YORK, Dec. F.-1fadgs ken
N nedy, who has recently returned
10 the spoken drama from the
films, viii begin an engagement Al
the Astor theater during next week
IN a play called "Cornered." under the
management Of Henry v. Savage. The
play. which IS a comedy-drama ac-
credited to Dodson Mitchell. has Just
completed a 10 weeks preliminary
tour. In Il Miss Kennedy has z dual
role. The Aston Is q shubert theater.
The fact that Mr. savage, for several
years regarded as a klaw & Changer
patron, is 10 put his new production
IN this house would Indicate, possibly,
that hereafter he viii book where he
can get theaters- It might be re-
garded also as an evidence Of q lack
Of keen rivalry between the Shubert
and the Elnw & Erlanger booking in
terests- In any event 70 means that
Mr.. Savage Is lucky, as the Astor Is
one OF the best theaters in New York.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04

THE young lady across the way says
4 she hasn't seen anything about it in
the papers but it was such q landslide
she suPposes We elected a solid Re
publican cabinet also.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04

B. WILSON-George NJ. Conan is
an American, born IN Providence. He
Is Of Irish extraction.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-04

Cmsl tHOu prophssy, thou little tree.
What The gLory Of fhg boughs shall be'