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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

institution a South Bend address. and the knitting
together exempuhed Tuesday night, will be quite
complete. Maybe this is suggestive beyond bounds
but It Is gwen for what It may be worth much
little. The main point IS. 1t seems that Notre
Dame is willing 10 be considered a South Bend
sttution, and South Bend wants to claim her
such. II will make cooperation certain and
more effective.
The university is one OF the landmarks of this
vicinity. II stands the great institutions Of
learning OF the country It's influence IS bound to be
wholesome. Quite a said by OF the speakers
at the dinner we will perhaps never know the in
fuence that Yields a considerable portion
of population not alone in a religious sense but
in the making good citizens. It's influence in that
section of the city for instance. from whence
called radicalism might be expected to proceed has
no doubt had very quieting effect throughout the
recent months Of unrest
Any school that sends its students out into the
world trained for progressivsm, but imbued with
a regard institutions and methods Of gov
>>ment figures IN the salvation of the nation. True
It is evolution and revolution that want, Any
new system that is better than the old. America
wants. but evolution proceeds the theory Of max
ing sure that Is better certain that the peo-
pie want IT, You can't always Judge what the
voiced majority OF the people need by listening
to what the noisy minority want. and revolutions are
usually wrought by the minority; organized
mob gazing upon which the unorganzed majority
take fright and away.
Besides the more university training have
among the general of people, the better. Every
graduate becomes less Of unliftng In
huence among those with whom he comes IN con-
Say what you please, with all our snobbery,
and bowling and sc-aping at the feet Of wealth. the
American people admire brains; the trained mind.
Notre Dame should accordingly be encouraged. and
far as possible patronized, not alone at athletic
events, such as football but in the class In
fact we would put emphasis the class rooms.
Football is all right in a way. The good football
player soon learns how to his head, and think
quickly decide In a second what to do, and how 20
do IT, which is good mental training but in the
battle of life this training with the class also
at its back. has greater advantage
Let us regard Notre Dame then OF our In
stitutons of learning; permit her to put the
educational map as a city where higher education
nourishes well as where plows, and automobiles.
and watches and sewing machines-and municipal
administrative blunders-are made The University
club performed a splendid service by arranging
that dinner. city did splendidy by way of
sLonse. II could scarcely have been improved upon
and we are certain that both Notre Dame and South
Bend appreciate It, It IS "our university" more
in a social sense a cooperative sense, and COM
munity
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28
Woman s Proper
Place MHOnte Is
Hubby,S Corner
BY GERTRUDE ATHERsoN.

Moving furniture is a wOman's in
alienable prerogative. Ii is some
thing no man Will do. He can live
with the bed in one corner and the
bureau in another from now t'll
doomsday, but a woman viii blush
to think things haven't been
changed around since she cleaned
house last spring.
This demonstrates Of course,
which sex is really superior. It Ger
tainly is a great relief 10 a tired fell
low, coming in after dark. and con-
siderat ely resolving not 10 light the
light and wake the baby, TO creep,
not into bed. but into the unfriendly
arms of a chair that he thought was
still in the attic.
Perhaps he is a little inclined OC-
casionaIly to grumble when he's
asked to move the piano of an even
ing. because the boss Of the ranch
never did like it over there" If he
has not been married long. or IS
very brave-and the two really
amount to much the same thing
he may remind the boss Of a sim
liar remark a month or so ago.
when the piano was moved TO its
present location. But he'll get over
that. He may be the one who puts
firm foot down IN other matters,
but the best authorities agree that
when IL comes to where things shall
be placed husbands have no rights.
Unfortunately no one appears TO
have gathered statistics on the
number OF men who, on moving into
a new house. have had held out as
dazzling inducement the coy little
room that is 70 be hubby's den. Of
course YOU know what happens.
First the sewing machine appears
Herewith a quite accidental air,
as though IL had just dropped in.
Pretty soon the sewing basket is
there, too. And then the sewing
table. the sewing chair. the yarn.
the socks-theyr his socks. aren't
they?-the thread, the needles and
all the other things that go to
make UP the accoutrements Of a
really first class den Hubby is
wise if he is silent. For. after all.
there's nothing TO prevent him, after
the den has been in running order
for a month or so. from venturing
in some night and volunteering TO
help on the embroidery.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28
Scarcely Any
Bachelors In
RiODeJaneirO
BY ARTHUR III. REID.

a man who recently returned
from Rio de Janeiro, the brilliant
capital OF Brazil. reports that
among all the folk he met there in a
stay of several years, there were
scarcely any bachelors.
In fact" the traveller reports, cit
may almost be said that a man,
having attained marriageable age
for several years. who has not al
ready begun TO gather a youngster
or so about his family freside. is
looked on almost with suspicion"
What a happy land Brazil must
be! Yet there is no family in il
happier than the millions OF them
in North America, where we, too.
gather our youngsters about our
firesides and find the greatest con-
| tent in simple married life.
The man or woman who is forced
20 go through the long years with
no constant, intimate companion of
the other sex has lost a great deal.
Someone who cares-that is what
every heart longs for. a tiny form
scurries down the steps and races
with a shout to meet Daddy. home
from long day Of work. Is there
any pleasanter picture, any that
brings q quicker response from COM
mon, human folk? Someone who
cares-someOne to accept our little
kindnesses, someone to whom we
are important. That's the secret.
If our traveller l. right, and the
Brazilians really put their homes as
the first consideration, then we
need have no fear for our sister of
I the south. A nation OF homes is a
nation Of happiness. A nation of
bachelors - but thank goodness
there are none Of those.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

I'D jest as leave equip a polar
expedition as shoe a family" said
Lafe Bud t'day, as he displayed a
new pair o. $3.50 pasteboard ba-
by shoes that must o. cost at least
four cents Z manufacture.
Yes. after a Teller lays in his
winter shoes, Their haint much left
fer nickel the-aters an coal. l
like fresh air, but I haint taken a
walk fer months jest because
don't feel able [ spend tn shoe
leather" said Upton Bud.
Well, sir" said ole Niles Tur-
ner. 9TH cost o shoes wouldn't be
SIGH a item II they put tn stuff IN
EN- that they used to, real cow
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28
ANOTHER CREEK ELECTION.

THE recent Greek election decisive enough
i to turn Venizelos. but apparently not de-
cisve enough to take Constantine. There is there
fore to be another on Dec. 5. on the definite pro-
posaI exiled bro ther-in-law OF Wilhelm III
be restored to the Greek throne.
Far be it from Americans tell the Greeks how
they ought to vote Americans consider Constantine
a mighty poor exchange for Venizeos. but Abe
Lincoln would have said IL they want that kind of
ruler, why that the kind Of ruler they want
and that settles st.
The one sure thing about this Greek election,
any other election the people right %
whatever form of rule and whatever kind Of ruler
they prefer. That is what "self-determnation"
means.
Americans may almost BE said have invented
self-determination. America has always insisted
It for herself and. during the and since. has
1t for every other nation II the prnci-
pie is valid II applies to Greece. The allies who ac-
cepted It during war the League of Nations,
which is based IT, cannot stuldfy themselves now
by abide by the free choice of the Greek
nation.
1t may be bad to have Constantine reigning again
IN Athens 1t would be junk the biggest
bit Of International morality and common sense that
has cone of the ITO do great right do L
little wrong" is immoral nonsense. When
nations do right, wrong dies itself
New York authorities are undertaking to make
the city dry IN so days" Evidently trying to pro-
vide an answer for the famous question OF the
eign prince, when does prohibition begin?"
Is announced that the Panama canal is self
sustaining Now If the rest OF the government en-
terprises would only get that way!
-o
one hundred rubles' reward IN boshevist money
for the paragrapher who didn't write Thanksgv-
ing squIb about the partition OF Turkey.
If Armistice day is TO be combined with any other
holiday why with Jan. l. and let all the creditors
and debtors make peace7
Speaking the shipping board controversy
When 1t comes TO a business deal. Uncle Sam is al
ways picking
It's funny the way prices always drop just after
you've bought lot of stuff at the old level
or al sad words that you hear today.
The saddest are these: When can you pay?"
Was there ever war that the winners
joyed paying for afterward?
II Judge Lands succeeds in his new job. they'll
him Geneva
Greece seems to be getting back to normally.
Test your Christmas credit early.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28
NOTRE DAME AS A SOUTH BEND INSTI-
TUITION

UNITING South Bend and NOtre Dame together.
n which has been going on for some time and
seemingly contaminated by the dinner given the
Notre Dame football team by the business and pro-
fessional OF the city under the auspices Of the
University club Tuesday night. bodies we'll for bosh
The city and the university II beats all the superior
magic that there Is to football team. over the
departments OF book learning quizzes and lectures,
ia modern educational ms titutions but better
that FIRE the public interest. than have nothing.
Nore Dame has a football team indeed. TO be proud
Of but IL is because the team is emblematic c. the
school and the spirit Of the school demonstrated
in the team, that south Bend does well TO express
Us pride In both.
Discontinue the post once at Notre Dame. or rata
making st South Bend sub-statlon. giving thu
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28
Reflections of a Bachelor Girl

picking up things and telling him
not to muss things. And yet, ne
signs for the feminine touch"
When they are silent and pensive,
a woman is thinking OF the last man
who kissed her; a man OF the next
woman ne intends TO kiss.
To the woman who can hold her
tongue, her cook, and her temper
holding a husband IS a mere sine
cure.
The god Of the savage is his idol;
the god OF the civilized man is fast
becoming his idleness.
The foolish woman begs the
beauty expert never TO let the
brightness go out OF her eyes: but
the wise woman prays heaven never
10 let the lovehght go out in her
heart.
Not even a sixty-hcrse-power car
can drag a man TO church on Sun
day morning. IL a little one-arm-
power golf ball is tantalizing him O.
take the broad and wicked path 10
the golf links.
A wall covered with pictures, a
woman covered with jewels, a love
affair crowded with kisses. a life
filed with fiirtations-all are equal
" firing. II takes a little space be-
tween such things. a little perspec-
tive. 10 give them their proper value
The mind has a thousand eyes
the heart but orei''-and that some
times goes fast asleep. after mar.
riage.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28
TH' COST o. SHOES

hide, instead o. linoleum an
pasteboard, an patent roofin', an
other compositions. TIL only way
out o. il is fer a Teller Z raise his
own leather an have it made up
at tn cObblers."
''Th' principal cost Of an edu.
cation these days is shoes" said
Mr.. Lemmie Peters. I'd be a
fine Greek scholar t'day if my
shoes had held out"
Il kin remember when boots
an shoes come packed like cod
fish in big wooden boxes. Ever
pair wuz fastened t'gether by a
stout cord. an Their wuz no lefts
an rights. When tn left heel COM
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28
PUBLIC EDUCATION OF
THE SUBMERGED TRUTH
BY HAMILTON MILLER.

There are undoubtedly instances
OF family need which require a son
or daughter not yet through high
school 10 drop studies and take up
a remunerative occuption.
Economic pressure, however, was
found to be the actuating case in
only 10 percent Of the cases Of chill
dren leaving school in a certain CITY
which made a careful study Of the
matter. The other 90 percent left
for exceedingly varied reasons, in
Guiding EYE, ear. ncso, throat, step
mothers, stepfathers, uncles with a
business, sisters who are stenOgra-
pliers, quarrels with teachers, long
pants, movies, cousins who are sales
men, grammar, arithmetic, shop.
composition and history" In other
words. 80 percent Of every 100 boys
and girls coming into the labor mar
ket OF that city before they have fin
tshed a normal public school course
do so simply because or maladjust e
ment in their homes or their schools.
To straighten out these mala juSt-
ments in few schools in New York
city is the work of a newly organ
lied committee known as the voca
tional guidance and employment ser
vice for Juniors. Scholarships for
the financially pressed. vocational ad-
vice ana assistance in finding the
right type OF work for those ready
for earning their living and psyche
logical tests leading 70 placement IN
their proper schools or grades OF the
sub or abnormal children, will be
part Of the work OF the committee.
All this is good for the COM
munity ard Will promote material
efficiency and prosperity Even II
that were not so. such work IS vaIu-
able simply from the fact that il
puts the opportunity fer real 10Y in
10 the lives Of persons who would
otherwise always be uncomfortable
insists.
Some day when the civilized
world has begun 10 take efficiency
more for granted, IL will cease 10
be afraid OF joy and happiness as
ends in themselves, which Justify
the taking Of considerable trouble in
their promotion.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

It's a Beautiful World, BUT
From all the ills Of Nineteen-twenty
Deliver u.s. We've had a-plenty.
From bills and bombs and
malcOntents.
From politics and lofty rents,
From reckless fools in speeding cars.
From skirts that aim TO reach the
stars,
From bacl<less gowns and padded
ears.
From taxes, strikes and proAtters.
From oil stock and wood alcohol,
And home-b rew-saddest thing of
From ouija boards, and all that stuff,
Deliver us-we've had enough!
A lover treasured is a lover cured.
Love IS a voyage Of discovery; a
girl starts out on the high seas for
the Isle Of Romance and Adventure,
and finds herself. a few years later,
on q tramp steamer sailing for No
Mans Land. or marooned on a little
island CT matrimony with a fat hus-
band and fivL children.
Every accusation from a woman is
a nail in the coffin OF man love
a man never forgets the first kiss,
a woman the last kiss: because that
* the one each OF them had the
hardest time getting.
a woman may be as old as she
looks-but she is usually YOUNG IL
inverse ratio 10 the ages OF the men
who look at her.
A bachelors idea OF Eternal
Punishment" IS 90 have "A woman
trotting around after him, forever
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

menced { wear down you switched
Il { tn right foot. Women hardly
ever went { shoestore. Their
shoes come in dozen pair lots. in
big green pasteboard boxes. an
when tn women folks wanted
shoes, we'd jest take a whole box
full home an let EN- take Their
pick. They wuz mostly made O.
pebble goat an squeaked like a
new buggy till they got acclimat-
ed. said Uncle Ez Pash.
THE greatest saver o shoe
leather Is tn auto" said Tell Blink
ley. IT'S cheaper { take a taxi
than il is Z walk these days. For
tn life o. me don't understand
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

how folks who don't own autos
bear up under tn awful expense
o. shoe leather"
What's become o. tn teller
who used L say, Well, sir. here's
a pair o. shoes I've worn fer over
a year2'" said Upton Bud.
Yes, an what's become o. tn
Teller that used L know what size
ne wore7 They don't mark EN-
skies an sevens. an Fights any
more asked F'awn Lippincut
what size shoe she wore an she
said. I'm not sure. but think
wear a OOs357 or OOS7SO.
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28
FAIRY TALE FROM AIR
UNFOLDS INTO FUTURE
BY HARRINIAN CIEWs

a veritable fairy tale Of science IA
unfOlded IN an interview given our
by the mayor Of Pueblo. Colo. after
journey from Denver 20 Pueblo bv
airplane. He compares the trip with
one he made half a century ago At
the time Of the first Journey Denver
was town Of not more than 1000
people. The trip 10 Pueblo was
made in an oXcart, the best method
OF transportation available. and took
six weeks. and the travellers did not
meet a soul on the journey. not even
an Indian. The mayor made the
airplane flight in so minutes
The remarkable develOpme ~
the last 30 years suggest a peep into
the future so years hence. VIII
New York people slip away on SAT-
urday afternoons for weekend WISE
its at California or McdIterrauea 10
resorts? VIII a woman by that
time have achieved the presiderry
OF the United States2 VIII tubercu-
lOsis have been wiped of the earth .
VIII wireless telephony have been sd
perfected that 10 VIII be possible at
viii 20 get into communication with
a friend. wherever he may be
Anyone with an Imagination can
conceive OF other developments as
strange or fascinating as those indi-
Gated IN these questions. and zee
mote or incredible as their realiza-
ton a half century from now APP
pear 70 be. they viii be no more
improbable than would have been
the statement OF the mayor o. Pu-
eblO, as be made that tOiis0me Jour
ney OF six weeks in an oNcart. that
so years later he would ny over the
same course in so minutes
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

This readjustment would make
more progress IL the other fellows
would take the lead.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

Few persons care 10 have =. man
admit that he is wrong and then
AXE the time TO tell why.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

The ultimate consumer seems TO
have given up hopes that the bump
er crops VIII bump high prices.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

Copies, with morning evening
weekly delivered
the week
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

Il IS never easy 10 hurt the feel
ings % the man who has made up
his mind 20 borrow money from YOU.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

Once a man gets the idea that hs
can get something for nothing. II Is
hard 10 cure him OF the notion
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

picking up things and telling him
not to muSs things. And yet, ne
signs for the feminine touch"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

What a lot OF folks need IS 10
know how 10 spell the language in
stead OF how 10 spill so much OF II.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

II Judge Lands succeeds in his new job. they'll
want him at Geneva.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

or al sad words that you hear today.
The saddest are these: When can you pay ."
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

It's funny the way prices always drop just after
you've bought a lot Of stuff at the old level.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

Speaking OF the shipping board controversy
When It comes business deal. Uncle Sam is al
ways easy picking.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

1t IS announced that the Panama canal is self
sustaining. Now If the rest OF the government en-
terprises would only get that way!
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

One hundred rubles' reward IN boshevist money
for the paragrapher who didn't write Thanksgiv-
ing squIb about the partition OF Turkey.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-28

Was there ever war that the winners
joyed paying for afterward?
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-11-21
MYSTERY OF ORIGIN OF CHISHOLM
TRAIL OVER PANHANDLE CLEARED
BY STATEMENT OF CAPT. H. SPEAKS

trail blazer when h. left oklahoma
City In the spring Of 1886 Ills was
ons were heavy with furs, for th
winter had been profitable hunting
reason. He turned north from the
Canadian river NJ the point whore Ok
lnhomn city now stands and reached
the Santa Re trail mp IN Kansas.
thence % Kansas city
Speaks Follows
\ few days after chisholm ana hts
wagons had started north Speaks an |
his four cowboy friends reached the
Canadian river crossing with herd
81 longhorns The cattle had beer
driven from Southern oklahoma. beat.
iug out n path as they came Two
Indian guides had led the way.
hut at the Canadian river. the
wockmcn decided a. dispense with tho
guides ne the wagon tracks 81 chs.
holm pointed the way M well They
followed these tracks to Juncture
with the Santa Fo trail other Oklt.
homa and Texas stockmen soon g..
lowed IN the wake ~ Speaks and his
associates and soon the Chisholm trail
was the recognized highway between
an the world and Texas
10 remained great highway until
th" railroads came Many branches
uf the Chisholm trail were opened AMI
some even took the name ~ the pa.
cnt highway but the original trail
according 90 Speaks. was that hetwe n
oklahoma and tho Santa Fe route.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-11-21
WORE wOMEN's CLOTHES
JUST fOR A LARK

CINCINNATI. lhio. Nov. 20.-Mas
querading in Wouens garb. Joseph
Strauscr. thirty five. stationary cngi.
neor. was arrested
After alienists subjected him a. q
careful examination in probate court.
Sirauser WAS dismissed, the ph, siciin.
stating be- IN sane
They explained that his "out.of the.
ordinary Idea ~ having fun" was rc.
sponslhlc for his donnlng ~ female at.
tire.
sirnuscr said h. was simply haying
= lark
Stains that De- and his wife. fuI
some time. exchanging clothes. he ldrn
tfl,d picture dupiriiug him IN wo.
mems clothing and his wife in 4 mans
garments.
ie admitted also. signing Mrs
Joseph StuusDr' 90 an uumalipd letter
he wrote 90 Philadelphia beauty spo
cialist in which be- said D., WAS hnrri.
bly, disflgur'd hy a hairy growth ON
his face which nc,cssitatvd daily shay
ing and asking for remedy for the de-
feet