The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-12-02

Ru0G kUA curtains OUT 70 9lI,
FShook the rugr and eossibed her hair,
j Powdered up her pretty nose,
Donnsd her nsw and nifty clothes,
Geised her beaded bag 10 hne,
| Priced ct nineteen forty-nine,
Hailed trolly, took ride.
Reached tbs polls and trippsd inside,
And -sltho she bore no grudge--
Cest her vote against the Judge.
A man never gives his hair thot
Until he hasn't any to think about.
Money you md looks . good deal
bigger than m equal amount earned,
Many = day seems to BE- = failure
up TO noon, and then turns out all
right.
There II nothing more pleasing than
the annual turkey dinner on Thanks
giving day. It's the reconstruction
period that we object to.
II Ii said the shad lays s00. 900 eggs
= year. Why not cross thu lhad with
. chicken ard ret better results when
eggs are hovsring around the dollar
markf
The growing unpopularity Of the
electoral college perhaps may b At
tributed 70 the fact that it has no
football team. But just wait and see
tbs score It rolls up.
There vas man In this city,
He met what he thought WAS q kitty;
He gave II Pat,
And said "nice little rat.
Anc they buried his clothes cut Of
pity.
There Is considerable talk among
party leaders about reorganizing the
Democratic party. Perhaps it would
be just as well to wait until they can
get luorum.
Meat packers in Nome, Alaska are
prepared to send 600O carcasses of
reindeer to American markets next
rear. Let MS hope they don. by ac-
'ident got ht ID of Santa Claus's team.
That Mr.. Harding will make q safe
md conservative president remains in ,
10 doubt since the appearance Of his
,ietures In the papers showing him
lown South wearing both = belt and
A Belgian millionaie who owns the
argest automobile in the world has
quipped II with a Cocktail bar"
We are not impressed. We know . !.
liver that mixes 'em. All one has
o do is to provide the ingredients and
tart the engine.
Dearest treasure, how l love you,
> you linger near my side; there is
xught on earth above you--you're in
ruth my Joy and pride. Fondly now !,
stop to greet you as you hold my
wing cyes--cAuse some other cuss
tight eat you, dear old roundfaced :
umpkin piel
An Emmett man wired his wife
Of to bring her mother along when q
10 returned home. Didn't wire =
ou not to bring the old lady alongi" =
hispercd the husband at the first OPP y
ortunity after the train came in. Z
That's just what she wants to see =
~ about" was the reply. y
"our lesson this morning." said the
nnday school teacher, "is to be about
nth. I hope all Of you read the -
sson and the book from the Bible. "
ow il there any boy or girl present ~
no can tell ma something about =
athf' Jimmie stuck up = Rrimy II
md well, James," said the teach ~
I. "what can you tell US about 90
lthi" 'De Babe has made As &C
mers SO far dis season." 81
A blushinR maiden approached the n
stoffiee window and inquired Of Z.
. clerk; "Havs you any letters FOR :.
ss Smith. please, :" The young ~
'rk. being something Of wac. said: ~
BUSINESS letter or love letter miss :" "A
h, b-business, please" Thereupon :;
large bundle Of letters was quickly
q through in vain, and the young
" hesitAtingly went away. A few p.
nutes later she returned and APP -
,ached the sAme clerk, and blush
, more easily than ever. said: "0h,
, would you mind looking though
J love lettersf"