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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-14
LECTURAS POPULARES
F0RMAcloN De NUEvOs voLcANES

tros, sin que los habitantes, al pare
Ger, hayan sufrido dano, pero que
dando e~xpuestos a morir de hambre.
porque solo Dor medic de una sega
Sc les est&n proporcionando allmenJos,
Y como el terreno cerca de los Dor
des de Ia grieta esta muy endeble
hay Ell peligro, 0 de que Sc desplome
sobre Ia casa Y Ia sepulte, o de que
va 10 sea possible, en- I'm momento da-
do, seguir proporcionando alimentoS
q los infelices semi-sepultados en- 1el
fondo de Ia gTieta.
En- verdad que nc recordanos de
al-una otra catastrofe que haya pre-
sentado los caracteres cue Ia actual.
La de Ia M~artinica, a principles de
este siglo, debida a Ia erupci0n del
Monte Pelee, sepult6 Il ciudad en-
menos de ur minute dando muerte
instantanea q $4,000 personals La
e~rupci6n del Vesubio, a principles de
II Era Cristiana sepult0 a las ciu-
dades de Herculano y Pompeya, tam
bien inStantaneamente, sorprenGiendo
Z Sus haoitantes en- los t~eatros, en- las
GALES, en- sus hogares, etc, etc, de-
jando intactos Ia mayor parte de los
edificios, bajO una gruesa capa de la
va, Ia que al ser rota por las en-.
ploraciones ciantificas Ia descubierto
las costumbres de aquellas poblaciOnes.
La erupci6n del Cotopaxi, en- Ia Anne
RIGA de, Sur, 2 fines de s!glo XVIII,
Gevast6 una inmenSa iona Y los rul-
dos usbcerraneos que Ia acompanaron
Semejaban q larga distancia fOrmida-
bleS detcnacioneS de artilleria. La for
maci6n del volcan de J"orulIo, en- el
Estado de Michoacan. de nuestra pa
tria. a fines del sigIo XVIII, asol6
ta.nbien una cXtensa region, pero, vol
vcmos 4 decirlo, ninguna h. preSen.
taGo los caracteres de Ia actual Ell
que los mismCS peces han muerto en-
el Oceano, las aguaS cerca de Vera
cruz nan subido de temperature V Sc
presentan gruesas : amena2antcs.
In vclcan nuevo, el San Miguel, h..
~aparecido en- Ia zona devastada, Y 10
que hasta hace pocos dias era mi
colina sin i~mportancia, que nj siquje-
RI era m~encionada en- ninguna geo
grafia, es hoy una montana cue vo-
mita lava Y lleva Il muerJe por las
anJes risuenaS campinas tropicales.
La teoria del fuego central qEe
eN re en- ell interior de nuestro pla-
meta. Ultimo resto del fuego en- que
ard;era toda Il TERRA hace millones
de amos, cuando Ia Terra era IN sol,
es Ia unica que explica satisfactO-
riamcnte Ia eruOci6n de los yolcanes
iy Ia aparici0n de otrOs nuevos- Los
volcanoes vienen a ser como inmensos
! respiraderos de Ia inmensa masa IL
quida en- ignici6n que Sc agita en- las
entranas de nuestro globo. Hace nj
les de amos Ell Popocatepetl; ell Aus
| co. el Pico de Orizaba, etc, eran
los respiradcros dc Ia gran calGera
terraquea en- Ia a~ltiplanicie de Ia Ne
sa Central de Ia Republica MeXica~
na. Cerrados esos respiraderos, Ell fuc
20 central ha tenido que buScar un
nucvo ccnducto por donde ~arrojar Sis
p~roductos V 10 han alberto por el
punto que ofreci6 menos resistencia,
que fue la colina de San Miguel, que
ha pasado 4 ser III lugar geogrdfi-
co, de triste celsbridad para los con-
Temperatures Y para nuestros descen-
! dientes.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-14
TIBERiO.
LOS ~CADAVERES QUE TENGA,
RON 4 JIO

En- la matanza que Sc lIeyo a cabo
en- Ia isla griega de Jio en- Abril de
1922, treinta mil de los habitantes De
Ia capital fueron muertos y sus
cuerpos arrojades al mar, quedando
con vida solamente doce NJ de IA
poblaci6n. Los cadayeres fueron al
fondo del puerto donde Sc mantuvle-
ron por algunos dias.
e. almirante turco kapudan BaJa
continu1ba con 81 escuadra en- las
cercanias de Ia destruida ciudad: de
repente una ncche 4 los marlneros
turcos que estaban de guardia les
pareci6 yer un numero de hombres
nayegaban hacia los , ,"ues y
que los rodeaban por todos :osta-
dos. Les dieron voces de que sc ale
iasen, pero sin producer efecto.
Gradualmente fue amaneciendo Y
los turcos observaron con el mayor
horror que toda Ia escuadra estaba
circundada por los cadaveres de los
griegos asesinados, que en- obedien-
cha a Ia ley de Ia ~naturaleza habian
subido q Ia superficie.
Vista tan espantosa hizo temblar
2 los fanaticos turcos: cad uno de
ellos crey0 rcconocer en- los flotantes
cadaveres los cuerpos de los que ha-
bian sido asesinadOs por su mano.
Por una singular casualidad, el
del venerable obispo de Jio, rodea-
do de los de 81 clero, Sc habian a
m~ontonado bajo las ventanas de Ia
camara de Kapudan Baja, Y este,
estremecido de miedo, do 0rdenes de
levar inmediatamente ~anclas, y a TO-
da vela hacerse Z la mar para hulr
del espantoso tropel que llenaba Ia
bahia; pero su terror Sc aumento
cuando ell calado de los buques en-
su Marcia pusieron en- movimiento a
los cadaveres, que movidos por las O.
las seguian ST. estela.
Cuando habian Havegado n gran
distancia, los cadaveres fueron que
dando atras Y los turcos empezaron
I raponerse del susie Y a meditar So
bre Ia significativo de aquel espec-
taculo.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-14
LAS REPARACI0NES A
LOS ALIADOS
AIemaniQ hard ell sdbddo Ell
primer dep6sito de Oein-
te mil nliilones de
marcos en- orc
marcos en- orc

PARIS, Enero 13.-EI pr6ximo
sabado II del actual, empezara e. pc.
riodo para Alemania, para el page de
sus deudas a los aliados, h~abiendose
anunciado que Ia cifra total de 10
que Alemania habra de pagan, debe-
RI fijarse por Ia Comisi6n de Repa-
.raciones para antes del dia primero
de Mayo de 1921. En- ell transcurso
de csc plazo, Ia citada Comisi0n vera
que Alemania cumpla con toGas sus
obligacioneS.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-14

La aparici6n de III nuevo volcan
en- Ia iona azotada por les tenblores
en- nuestra patria hace de actualidad
el decir algo acerca de Ia formaclon
de nuevcs volcanes.
DesGe luego debe tenerse por sem
ta6o que IA TERRA, este globo que
habitamcs sufre diariamente trans
formaciones percsptibles a IA SIMPLE
vista. Unas wees es IL mano del
hombre. como cuando rompe istmos,
Ia que ouera tai transformation, pc
70 las mas son las fuerzas de IA ma
turaleza las que Sc encargan de cam
biar los academies de IN terreno.
Los terremotos son los fen0menos
Que mas llaman Ia atenci6n pOr los
terribles danos que a4veces producer
= son tambian los que mas cambios
producer en- Ia ~superficie de Ia terra.
.Ocasiones hay en- que TN terremoto
Ia cambiado totalmente Ell curse de
IN RIO o 10 han hecho desaparecer de
Ia suDerficie de IA terra.
10 mas frecueate es cue agrieten
eI terreno : por ESQ es muy peligro-
so estar en- pie 0 correr en- Ia Gale 0
en- ell campo. en- los momentos de IN
temblor, porque puede abrirse IA tie
rra Y yoIverse a cerrar Immediate
nente V asi deyorar = muchas perso-
mas, ' por ESQ Sc aconseja por
a!cunos el tenderse en- tales mo-
mentos con los brazos e~XtenGi6os. En-
.uno de los temblores de Ia semana
Dasada Sc refiere que Ia iglesa de IN
pueblo fGe tragada por ina abra que
Sc produjo en- Ia terra Ell los mo-
mentos del terremotO. En- otro lugar
una casa entera fue sepultaGa en- una
abra. q una profundidad de $50 me.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-14

.r,-i5ss con que c,.a escrito. Aparte de cue, en-
sus leccioacs Sc hA u-ha6o uasno de las paLao7As
= F-sses que mas So 1san eH n vida ciarAa' con-
tie7a una szrie dc csrtas comercia!es : &c ora
ir6oIe. Que scrvi-zn como uodelc 4 todas aque--as
personals que tsaEaa nccesidad de pTaetiear ests
clase de eo-respCndeEcia-
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-14
CHASCARRILLO7

A un ni1o, que habia sido repro
bado en- IN eXamen de doctrina, 10
decia su padre.
-iPor GU? es:as tan triste? 5Qua
tienes, hijo mic?
-jQue quiere listed que tenga?
Que ell maestro ME esta siempre re-
prendiendof Y llamandome torpe.
10 seras.
-iQue 10 he de serl 81 es que nun
ca ~contesto como el quiere. Ahora
mismo me ha preguntado que GUAM
tos doses hay.
y habras contestado que uno.
-iQue enganado esta listed! lie
he c~ontestado que cnce y aun Sc ha
conmiCo!
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-14
De DOLORES
COMO NO DIGAN DUENAS!

Me ha llegado una carta
despampanante,
que, sin querer, me ma puesto
de nal talante.
= Esa carta en- seguida
hoy Ia publico,
para que vean 81 es iusto
que cierre ell pico.
Dice asi: "Cavallero
nal educado;
20 no Sc de que mata
uste . brotado
nj cual sera 81 nombre,
nj su apeyido,
nj en- que rancho, icanastos!
abra pasido;
pero en- 10 que estoy sierta
Y muy segura,
es en- que uste no tiene
buena figura,
nj sampoco modales,
nj don de jentes,
nj siquiera completes
todos los dientes.
~ con esta figura,
con esa facha,
uste Sc atrebe q darle
buelo q lilacha!
Y la para uste q uno
en- plena Gale.
Y le dice que tIene
bonito taye,
bonito movimiento,
bonito pie.
' bonito respaldo Y
que St 70 Qua!!!!
Yo no g b;sto frescura
de esos tamanos,
per 10 menos en- beintr
nj en- beintiun amos.
Decirnos escas ~cosas....
ivalla sinisnlo.
Mas no espere que olga
de uste 10 mismo.
Nunca. nuNca, palabra,
hay no. que horror!
81 en- mi vida 70 he yisto
tan fec senor...."
Va IA tienen aqui.
esta es Ia carta.
que NE endilga de insultos
toda una sarta,
per e. grave delito
iqui@n 10 creyera!
dc d)ccirle bonita
q qaien no 10 era.
PerO al fin de este case,
10 que lamento,
es cue la fea no mienta
como 20 miento.
,~-rr~
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-14

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carta c~ertificada o letra sobre Me-
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SIR. IGNACIO E. LOZANO,
I2O y. SANTA ROSA AVE
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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-14

Entered as Secaad-clsss matte February
-. 1913. At the Post otEise a. San A-to-
MO. Texas. under the Act Of March o,
1876.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-25

Or that he worked at the ribbon
counter or in a mems haberdashery.
And wanted to be an actor--or at
least look like one!
And that he could whistle all the lat
est song hits and repeat all the latest
vaudeville jokes,
II he wore big. dashing- looking
Statson.
You knew that he came from the
South or the West.
And that 1t would be perfectly safe
to 60 up to him on the street, and
ask him to help YOU find YOUR way
And he would doff the Stetson with
the manner of a Sir Walter Raleigh.
and answer, Eyes, ma'am," or certain
ly, ma'am"
II he wore a high silk hat
You knew that he secretly yearned
to be doctor, a lecturer, society man
or a deacon.
| And probably wasn't any of them!
But now-what can you tell about a
man?
| They all wear exactly the same
brown, green or gray hat, with soft
| brim.
And they all look nice and innocent
| and romantic in 1t!
But 1t doesn't mean anything at all
Because no man picks out his owr
hat any more.
He just goes into a shop. closes his
| eyes as though he were waiting for @
train to run over him
| And let's the clerk wish 1t on him
And yet
Men have the colossal audacity,
To laugh at women's hats!
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-25
For the Table

Casserole Of Reef-One pound of
round steak cut in pieces for serving,
pounded with flour and scared In hot
frying pan. Fill casserole with layers
Of meat, potatoes in quarters, onions
sliced and carrots in strips, cover with
brown gravy and cook slowly for two
or three hours.
Rose SaIad-Color one hard boiled
egg in the liquor of can of picked
beets. Line salad bowl with head
lettuce, cut beets into small cubes,
there should be one cup, add chopped
white of egg and arrange within ring
of lettuce leaving center "well' for
mayonnaise. Just before serving gar
nish beets with egg yoke pressed
through sieve.
Stuffed AprIcots-Drain peeled april
cots from the juice in the can. Fill
the hollows with marshmallows, put
together in pairs and arrange in nests
of whipped cream in sherbet glasses.
| They may be varied by adding gela-
tine to the juice, allowing it to cool in
the glasses and arranging the fruit as
it begins to set, Or again IL is deli
cious with a nest" OF tapioca cream
or cold boiled rice sweetened and
beaten with whipped cream possibill-
ties for left-overs.
Brown RalsIn 6read-Sift together
one-half cup white flour preserve three
tablespoons), third cup sugar one
| teaspoon baking powder and one tea
spoon salt, Mix thoroughly with two
4 cups graham flour; add one quarter
| cup shortening and one and one-hali
cups sour milk In which one teaspoon
soda Is dissolved. Add onehalf cur
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-25
Women of Today

Anyone who thinks that the National
Womens Christian Temperance union
finished It's work when the United
States was voted dry is greatly mis-
taken They consider that but the first
step and they are already starting plans
for making the whole world dry.
Miss Anna A. Gordon and Miss Julia
Dean are to start this month on a
tour around the world, which is to
cover the larger part of two years, The
women are being sent by the W. 9. 7.
u. OF the United States on a tour OF
survey through the European countries
and possibly into Egypt and the Near
East, depending upon the possibility OF
securing passports and the safety Of
travelling conditions. They will return
10 America late In the fall for the ma
tional w, c. T. u. convention which
Is to be held in Atlantic City, N, j.,
after which they will again set forth
for South America, Australia, India,
China and Japan.
Miss Gordon Is the national presi-
dent Of the Women's Christian Tenn
perance union and Miss Deane Is the
managing editor Of THE Union Sig
nal" the official publica ton of the or
ganiEatiom,
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-25
SENT HIM HOME.

McMackerel was defending man in
a murder case. The case looked hope
less: the prosecution was soon done.
Then McMackerel rose. In a quiet, con-
versational tone McMackerel began to
talk to the jury. He made TO mention
of the murder. He just described In
vivid colors pretty country cottage
hung with honeysucFle. young wife
preparing supper and the rosy young
sters waiting at the gate to greet their
father on his return home for the eve--
ming meal. Suddenly McMackerel
stopped. He drew himself up to his
full height. Then, striking the table
with his fist, he cried, In voice that
thrilled every bosom Gentlemen, you
must send him back to them!"
A red-faced juror choked and blurt-
ed out: by George. sir, wen do it!''
McMackerel, without another word, sat
down, and ten minutes later the jury
brought in a verdict of acquittal. The
prisoner wept as he shook his counsel't
hand. mo other man on earth could
have saved me as you have done, Mr.
ackerel," he sobhed, II amt got
no wife or family, SIR"
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-25
WANT DIVORCE LAW.

The Italian Women's Vanguard union
is making strenuous efforts TO have d.
vorce laws in Italy. Today divorce is
impossible for all except the rich, who
can obtain 1t by domicillng in a for
eign country, taking foreign citizenship
and profiting by foreign divorce reurts
The question has been discussed in
the chamber OF deputies, but still hangs
fire Now the Vanguard Is collecting
signatures up and down the country 10
petition for the institution Of divorce.
The petition points out that divorce, be-
ing beyond the reach Of the middle and
poorer classes IL a privilege of those
rich who do not mind changing their
nationality and that the law Of sep
aration, the only refuge for unhappy
marriages. il an injustice 10 wives and
their children
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-25
As a Woman Thinks
BY eolTH z. MoRIARTY,

NIGHT SCHOOL is NEWEST HOBBY
What has happened to the old-fash-
toned girl who, when asked what she
was doing, always answered Just
staying home" She seems 10 have
disappeared entirely Most OF those
who are staying home now are doing II
from necessity, They are playing maid
or nurse TO mother or some other mem
her OF the family and are usually doing
II under protest even though that pro,
test may be a silent one. or only voiced
when the family are out OF hearing
Even those girls who are doing
something are not satisfied with Just
doing their job, whether IL be teaching
clerking. tipping, social work, library
seems to be a great tendency to broad
en- ones vision or scope in this day
and age and toward this end every
body seems to be working That Is
one reason why the night school classes
are so popular.
| classes are attended only by the un-
| fortunate men and women who never
| had the opportunity to go 10 day school
are greatly mistaken. In one large city
! the business courses are filled with
women who teach In the day time, the
/ Language anu dEANA ait IWNA 9fH ~ AA'A~Na
| with mothers, college graduates ana
| stenoEraphers, while the music classes,
| dancing and gymnasium classes are
| made up Of women from every profess
| sion and walk of life,
II would surprise many people II they
| knew what their co-workers we're do
| ing on school nights" Your friend,
| the stsnographer, may be studying
! Spanish two nights a week. Willie
| school teacher may be studying stenog-
| raphy Your own Norah who serves
| breakfast so sleepily may have taken
| her elocution lesson the night before.
| The telephone operator who SO often
| exasperates you may be studying at
| night for career as "A premier dan
| seuse and the new neighbor who just
| moved next door may have made al oil
her bedroom furniture after attending
the manual training course at the nigh'
technical high school.
This wave OF studiousnesS may be Q
passing fad, but even so II will be val
liable. 1t is an excellent idea to have
hobbies. Your hobby may be your
work or something far different from
your work, but whatever 1t is you vii
be more interested in your daily tasks
II you have hobby.
You may choose anything at all 10
your hobby, but to be fashionable YOU
should choose something which viii re
quire study Mt night school The choic'
really is not limited, for you can &c
anything from English grammar t.
Copyright, 1920
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-25

But what can be done to protect these
innocent victims?" was asked of the
matron, Her reply and general advice
to all concerned follows as substantially
given;
First, 1t is necessary to give brief
description of the over-friendly girl
who hovers SO often along the border
line of delinquency. She is surprising
~ young, rather low in mentality. II
she is still attending school you will find
her about two years behind her age,
dull and indifferent. She will go
almost anywhere with almost any man.
and without appearance of suspicion.
Second, as to what can be done to
protect the possible friendly girl victim
of designing men. Let policemen, ma
irons and social workers caution her
against possible harm, and, caution her
parents likewise.
Keep this girl at work II you can.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-25
STANDING ROOM ONLY.

Shells were dropping thick and fast
In the vicinity OF the Grand Pre- when
the lieutenant ventured into the midst
of II in desperate attempt to get the
men OF his command gathered together
on coming to one shell hole, he was
astonished and Disguised TO find pri-
waite tucked into 1t in a laudable imita
tion Of ground hog Poking him with
his feet, the officer beloved
Hey there snap out Of that You
ought to be ashamed OF yourself. Why
don't you come out and fight like a
mann"
Jaw. go on now, lieutenant" replied
the buck in q shaking voice. You
know nightly we'll l got here first. -
The Home Sector,
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-25

Regular, congenial industry is about
her best safeguard. AS soon as. she
quits school she may be trained 70
become a very useful household assist
ant, 1t is best to train her TO do wen
a few simple, definite things. The EN-
ployer should be a responsible person,
and one who will exercise some moth
erly influence over her. Encourage her
10 90 out at evening with some older
girl in her class, we'll established in
habits of self defense.
Finally, keep this weaker type Of girl
from marrying. il you can. We are
anxious to eliminate her class IRON
the race stock as fast as possible II
is practicable to guide such girl away
from men and marriage and by the time
she is Is or more very well established
in a set of life habits that will tend
strongly toward permanent abstinence
from marriage.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-25
Mats IN Name?
en- MILDRED MARSHALL
ANoeLfcA.

Copyright, 1920 by the Wheeler Syn
diCate, Incl
Angelica, a name OF much more sub
stance than the pallid Angela, Is stil
one OF the angelic names which fem
mime fancy delights to bestow on its
girl children. It means. of course, AN
gelic" and seems difficult to reconcile
with the behavior OF some OF the small
daughters whom one finds bearing the
name.
Angeles was Greek word meaning
heavenly messenger, hence angel
Ii first became name in the Byzantine
empire when il was bestowed as an
epithet upon persons Of surprising
beauty
Ii was applied most often as mascu-
line name and there was a Carmelite
saint called Angelo, who established IL
as baptismal name. In his honor the
feminine also became popular and Ital-
ian history records many instances
of its use.
Angelica sprang to fame since it
named the faithless lady of romance for
whose sake Orlando lost his heart and
his senses Though she was the inven-
ton of Boiardo and Ariosto, the ro-
mantle flavor which the story gave her
name brought Angelica to instant ia =
vor. England liked the name and
adopted 1t. In France Ii became An
geliaue, and Italy produced the other
forms of Angioletta and Anzioleta,
though Angelica continued the reign
ing favorite
Angelica's talismanic gem is the pearl
1t guards the purity and sweetness OF
her, brings her friends and much charm
Sunday is her lucky day and 2 her
lucky number. The wild rose is her
| flower
Note to readers: Is there a fact con
corning your name In which you are
| interested? Do you know it's history
| its meaning; its derivation and signifi-
canoe? Do you know your lucky day
and your lucky jewel? If not, Mildred
Marshall vii tell you.
Send self-addressed and stamped en-.
velope with your queries, to Mildred
| Marshall, The News Scimitar.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-25
BY HELEN ROWLAND.
Copyright, 1920, by the Wheeler Syn
dictate, Inc,)

Copyright, 1879, by the WheeleF sym
dictate, lnc)
You could judge a man by the hat
If he chung faithfully to a brown
derby-that inverted salad bowl, when
is responsible for most of the oald
heads In this world
You knew that he was an unregen-
crate Bromide! -
You knew that he went to business
every morning promptly at 3 o'clock ana
returned every evening in time for din
ner.
That he would vote the straight Re-
publican or straight Democratic ticket
no matter If the heavens fell! 4
That he shaved every day, kept Ms
watch in order, loved baseball, and
pooh poohed the thought of woman
suffrage.
That he had the 'Umm!" habit, and
always ate his dinner with the news
paper propped up in front of him.
That he thought Schopenhauer was
the name of a sausage. Other khayyan
a fancy brand of cigarets and 1hanez
Russian dancer
That he always paid the rent prompt
w, always growled about the laundry
bills, always stumbled over his shoe'
at night and always tipped the waitel
exactly quarter.
If he wore fuzzy plush hat" Will
a cute little bow in the back.
You knew, that either his wife hat
picked it out for him,
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-25

Kettle of boiling water 20 minutes,
drain and set back on the stove or In
the oven to swell and dry. Take one
third of cooked rice and set aside with
the remainder line the sides and bot
tom of a well buttered casserole, To
one pint of cold minced meat add one
or two we'll beaten eggs, two table
spoons of bread crumbs, one chopped
onion two tablespoons OF butter sub
stitute, salt TO taste, ST.
Pack into center OF the casserole
cover with reserved rice and cook COW
cred one hour Serve with tomato
sauce.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-25
STUCK

Friend: Why so downhearted?
Playwright: I've reached point in
my play where the hero always ought
to say, Scotch and soda, James" and
l can't think OF any other phrase to use.
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