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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-08-17
UWAGI Ma CZASIE.
(Napisa} DR.. NJ. G.. Coy.
(Ciag dalsZy.)

Gdy nova o gaszeniu pragnieniu,
pamietaG trzeba, 10 natura postaraia
sic ola mas o wode przedziwnie cIy-
sta, re tax sic wyrazs, super-destylo-
wRna, a znajdujaca sic " obfitosci "
r6znych owocach. Ovoce zawieraja
szczeg6lnie DUO woody, n~aprzykfad
wiaogrona okolo 70 procent, gruszki
81, melony 90. maliny 81, sliwki 81.
W dodatku. podiug nowszych do
S~wiadczeh naukowych, mylnem Jest
dawniejsze mniemanie. Re owoee ME
posiadaja zadnej wartoSci poiywnel
/ 4e ME MONA uwa2aG ieh jake po-
karin, tylko jake orzezwiajacy do
datek, lub iakocie - " dyecie. N'ecz
ME o tenn tn dis mcWa. pozniej po-
vr6cimy do tego ola mas tax intere-
suiacego przedmiotu. Poniewaz wiec
owoce zawieraja TAXI wysoki pro
cent woody, kto ie bedzie spo1ywat,
ME bedzie uczuwaI czestego pragnle-
mia, zwlasZcza podcIas lata, uawet
chociaa pracuje W miejscach Zam-
knietych, suchych 1 ~soracych.
o lie " zimie polsdane So CORA
ce zupy i napoje, o lyle " goraceJ
potze prEyjemne sa zupy ehicdne Tub
zupelnie zimne. Kaida zupa z NILE
klein moze bye 1edzona ma zimno,
TAX samo zupy owocowe I zupy PREY
prawiane z tartemi kartoflami Tub
z ryzem, dobrze ugotowanym.
MaSlanka / zsisdle mleko So bar
do skuteczne W goracej pore. "
dyece letnieJ r6wniet powinny sic
Snajdywat vszelkie jarLyny
muiejsza tylko Hose MESA. Wszelkie
napoje podniecajace jak alkoholicI-
ne, mocn kaaw I herbata ME powin-
n mice miejsca W raszej dyecie let
niej, CO sic gas tyezy kawy. to oso-
by chorujace ma nerki, zwlaszcza "
polaczeniu z vysokiem cisnieniem
krwi, weale ME powinny uzywac ka-
wy, navel slabej. ami herbaty. Ola
takich os6b polecane So preparaty
kawy, jak n. p. ,Dekofa" ! ,.Kaffee
Hag". W kt6rych procentowa zawar-
tosc kofeiny .ostala chemicznie o
wieIe zmniejszcna! Take same 20
~strzezenie odnosi sic do herbaty, DO,
wedlug Hutchinson'a, jedna filizan'
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-08-17
PYTANIA l ODPOWIEDzT.

Adela S., North Chicago: Pytania
pier vszego / piatego ME podobna
traAtowat ma seryo. CO do reszty py-
tan, leksrz domowy powinien udzie-
lie cdpowiednlch intormacyi.
StaniS,awa G.: Niema miejsca, ably
odpo wiedzieG zadawclajaco ma lyle
pytsf.
Rozaiia c.: Czy oklady kataplaz-
mem z~avierajacym siemie lniane Sc
skutecznieisze, ni1 okiady gorace
mokre W przypadkach w~rzodoW?
TAX. z tel przyczyny, re p~oslada-
ia wis$ciwo$t zachowsnia ciepla
dluzej, anizeli zwyczajne Ckiady 60
saca woda.
Wojcech H.: Czy palpitacya serca
oze nastapiG tylko z nieprawidiowo
funkcyonujscego zoladka?
Bynajmniet, mole take bye ma
stepstwem wzruszeh uczuciowych,
~niepokop6w | w~strzaSnien moralnych
obawy, talu, zmartwienla, wstydu,
itp.. Tub choroby organicznej / mel
vowel.
VI. w. Chicago: Przedewszyst-
klein trzeba czytat polecenia, obo--
~wiazujace tych. kt6rzy nadsyiaja Ply
tania 60 .,Dzialu Zdrowia': ME on.
poWiadamy, jeSii pytanic ME jest
podpisane peinem naEwiskiem: ma.
le5y tez podaG adres p~ytajqcego.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-08-17

czcniu Study0w W ,,Coltegium
Romanum'', zostaI wySwiecony ia
kaplana W Rzymic dnia 17go lip
ca 1907. Nied%ugo potem, Biskup
Z Texas. Y. Dubui. kt6ry byl W
Europe i "a zgodq O.. ]Ilieronima
kajsicwicza. Gcncrala 90. Zmar-
.twyclwStaicow, zabral y. Cicho-
'ckicgo I SODA do San Antonio,
Texas wi Amerycc. Tutaj praco-
wal W po]skich paraiiach W San
Nntonio, Parma Marya, sw. Jad-
wiga, Bandcra, a p6,nicj W roku
|lST przcnicsiony zostal do Chi
Icaso, Ill.,, gdzie pomagaf w para
Iii Sw. Stanisiawa Sp. O. Wincen-
temu Barzyn,kiemu, I. X. " r,
1850 wyjechai do Europy, a Pc
! powrocie do Ameryki, pracowal
" r6znych parafiach tam. gdzie
najbardziej bylo potrzcba i gdzie
kolonic polskic byly niehiedy po-
zbawionc pomocy duchoWncj .
'Pracowal wiec " Nowym Horku,
w Brcok,ynie i znowu w Chica-
go, d potem znowu w Texas;
Ipoznicj W Detroit, Mich, w Buffa
To-, w Two Rivers, Wis, w Mani
ftowoc. Wis, W Natronie ! W New
Kensington. Pa, gdzic zbudowal
koSci6l pot$ki. Potem przenie--
stony DO Homestead, Allegheny,
take .koSciol p~obudowal
obsiugiwat zarazem parafie W
Duquesne. Pa, a wreszcic objai
paraiie W Latrobe. Pa. Zmeczony
praca paraiialna i tylu roznemi
Izmianami, postanowil wst2pic do
powstajaceSo Zgromadzenia Nj
! >yonarzy Boskiej MiFosci Pana
IezuSa. CO tez i uczynif W miesiq-
GU wrzeSniu 1902 r. Byi potem
przez pewien GA rektorem MiSyl
pol$kicj W Londynie. skqd poznicj
przyjechal do Rzymu / T~erraciny.
Wracaj25 do Londynu, miai
wraz z-Ojcem AntOni Lechertem
w Rzymic bardzo pamietna pry-
watna audyencye IL OLGA Sw. Piu-
sa ", ktory wtenczas w}asnie
IW$t2pil ia Stolice Papieska. Gdy
pozniej Zgromadzenic zwinelc
malehka Misye swoja w Londy-
O. Cichocki zosta} przenie6io-
ny znowu do Ameryki i Obja} pa
rafie W Dupont. Pa, gdzie praco-
wal l lat i s miesiecy, pobudowai
ko5cioi. plebanie i szkoie polska.
w koneu, 20 Al latach piracy para
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-08-17
Poradnik Dobrego Zdrowia.

DAl- WlHny .DnENNKA CHICAGo6KIDGo", pu~adsony
OygHAfnde prz RedAkc1e p1y laska~5n usP6fud1iale sP~yalnyeh
Feferont6W:
DR. MCHAL C. COY - swcyalAost: ehGroby WOwnet.zne, ner~o-
WA doteykA;
DIR. 1ozEF }. FAX sp.c,,In6t: poto1.aetAp. ehoroby dztoa 1
vOrnqhne;
DIR HELENA J. GoREcKA - speeyalnose ehorOby kobiet. dzect !
poa6&nct~o;
DIR JAN J. LIee - dcntystyka.
DAai nNdo1 xtykuly tusA oG0LNoPoCCzAJ4CEJ " dziedzi.
Mo 8dr0~iA; Podajo sic tI odpowtdB n pytaHA. nAdsylane Pzez ma
s1ych CJteihfkGW, locz tyHo taAis, kt6ro OG0LNIE moG4 bye traktowa-
10; ZAPTTAN 90 no OSOBIsTYeK, INDFWIDUALNYCH WYPAD-
Kow, ORAz 'PYTAH AEONTMow YCI ME oDPoWlADAMT " TIM
DzIALE- JAK R6wNrEz ME PoUAJE sE RECEIPT, AM ME WKRA.
GA STE " ZARZ4DzEN1A LEKSRZY.
zapstant. nal4y ADRESoWAC DO REDAKCYI, DoLACzAJAo
zNACZEK oCENTOwT; Ewracas 70 moknA do h6reEokOlwtek : wymre-
nionych leka,z1.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-08-17

Prawie ka2dy polski agent real
noSciowy oglasza sic " DZIENNIKU
CHICAGOSKIM DO niejednokrotnie
przekoual sic, &c tn najlepiej mu sic
oplaca.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-08-17

Zadnych szalbicrzy naciagaczy
czyhaiacych ma kieszanie latwowier
INCH niema DZIENElN CHICAGO
SKI ma swych szpaltach, DO zawsze
pracuje ola do5ra- ludu. Oszrkah
cze fire sales" stanouszo W DZIES
NIKU CHICAGOSKIM ogiaszans bye
ME moEA.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-08-17

K~ollegium Polskiego. w Rzymie
miat szczescie poznac sic z bliska
? pierwszymi Ojcami Zgromadze-
MIA Zmartwychwstania, mianowi-
Gle z O. Hier. kajsiewiczem, Z 0.
Piotrem Semenenko, ktory wten-
GAS byi rektorem kollegium Pol
skiego, Z 0. ]. Hube, z O. Alex.
Ieiowickim, z O.. Wal. kalinka, Z
O.. Stef. Pawlickim, it'd. it'd. Ma
studya uczeszczal miedzy inny-
mi, razem z owczesnyln klery-
klein, a pozniej arcybiskupem $p.
Y. ]. Weberem CIR. do Cole
eium Romanum' i do Cniwersy-
tctu Sw. Apolinarego, gdzle tez
kp6zniej otrzymal stopnic doktora
teoIogii i obojga praw.
Pc skohczeniu naIk, otrzyma-
w'szy srebrny medal z rak sp. Piu-
sa IN, miat jul wracat do swej
dyecezyi, gdy 0wczesny zelazny
karclerz Bismarck rozpoczal
smiertelna walke Z kosciofem IA
tolickim czyli tax zwany ,yKultur-
Sampf'. y. Arcybiskup Ledo-
chowski byi wtenczas wtracony
do wiezienia W strowic, gdzie
Plus IN. papiez mianowaf go kar-
dynasem. Wtenczas to z wiezie-
mia kardyna} y. L.edochowski
Frzestrzegl y. Lecl,erta przez swe
go poufnego zastepce y. Praiata
!. Montana, ably tcraz ME Wra-
Cal do dyecezyi, lecz re mozc,
gdyby z~cclciai, udac sic tymcza-
SEN do ~l'rancyi. korzystajac Z te
go pozwolenia, pojechal teraz y.
L.echert do Paryza i tam "a VISTA
wieniem sic O. Al. Jelowickiego.
zostal przyjety tymczasowo do
grona kleru dyecezyalnego. Pra-
cowai wiec W dyecezyi paryskiej
jaKo wikaryusz przez 3 lata W
paraiiach francuskich sw. .Iozcfa,
;w. Gcrmana i Sw. .Icrzego.
W ty1n czasic przybyi w sPra-
wach Swcgo Zgromadzenia do Pa
ryza O. Piotr Semene1rko {. R. i
zabrat Y. Lecherta napowrot do
Rzymu, gdzic tez juz byi \. Ar
cybishDp Led6chowski, umieszczo
NY przez Piusa IN w Watykanie.
y. Lechert wtcnczas "a pozwole-
MEM kardyna}a zostal ma stale W
Rzymic i polaczyS sic &c zgroma-
dzeniem CO.. Zmartwychwstan--
COW. Pracowa} am kilka lat ia
ko rektor koSciola Sw. klaudyu--
sza, a po Smierci papieza Piusa
IX-go, nastepca jego Leon XIII
mianowai 60 rektorem kollegium
Gteckicgo. P6zniej pc trzech la
tach, gdy zawakowaio miejsce
rel4ora W Kollegium Polskiem
przcnitsl go tam Ojciec sw., W
tym samy1n c~haratAerze. Ten sam
| Papiez mianowal takzc O. L.
ch:rta kwaliiikatorem sw. Oil
cyum, evil czSonkicm najpierw--
szej Kongregacyi P~apieskiej "
Rzymic.
L tego to czasu ma \. Lechert
nie malo byIych uczniow swoich,
kt6rzy zajmuja obecnie wysokie
urzedy W hoscie1c, a miedzy tym:
rawet Kardynalow, Biskup6w
Pralat0w, talk W lacihskim Jak
W greckim obrzadku.
w ruhu 1888 Y. Lechert ma
prosbe Matki Maryi Fr. Siedlic-
kiej wziai w opieke powstajace
polskie Zgromadzenie zenskie SIS.
Nazaretanck. Byi spowiednikiem
dyrektorem tax ich Swiatobli--
wei zalozycie1ki, jak i w~szystkicln
p~ierwszych Si6str Zgromadzenia
l. przez la+20. Uiozyl ola Mich re-
sulamin zakonny i pierWszy pro-
Iekt konstytucyi- jopomogl Ma,
tee zaFozycielce do r7yskan'a
pierwszego uznania Zgromadze-,
mia przez Stolice sw., a wreszcie
ma proSbe X. Wincentego Ba-
rzyhskiego c. R. i \. Jana Ra-
dziejewskiego, przywiozi y Siostr
Nazaretanek do Chicago. ola pra-
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-04-23

the country. They are making their in
fiuence felt, more and more, and the
thought and influence OF real Americans
are being apparently submerged. Class
interests and class feelings also seem to pre-
dominate. Watching Congress at work
sometimes get the notion that we only
legisate for the very rich or for the COM
paratively small group of organized work.
ingmen. The real public, the great ma
iority of the people, seemingly have no
voice in our legislation.
"But this condition will not continue.
The public will stand just so much, and
then it will assert ITSELF. There are more
than 60000,000 of us plain, everyday
Americans. We are more than all the
hyphenates, and all the profiteers and all
the union labor men combined. We are
the majority, and as the majority the day
will come when we will assert ourselves.
WANTS ONLY AMERICAN VOTES.
''In 1916 / apologized for having ap-
pealed for votes from German-Americans
and Irish-Americans and Scandinavian
Americans, and promised never to do so
again. | am willing to extend thatpromise.
| will never appeal for votes for my party
from the New England manufacturer NJ
from the organized laborer or from any
other class or creed. The only appeal that
/ will ever make on behalf of my party in
the future will be an appeal to voters who
are Americans before they are anything
else"
Brought back again to the question of
the possibility of his own candidacy, Mr..
Marshall said
81 think that a man who is running
along bithulithic road in a fiivver and
having pretty good time, would be an
awful fool to start out through a swamp
in the hope of finding something better.
| am having pretty good time right now.
| enjoy my own peace of mind. / haven't
heard any voice of the people calling me,
and am not going to delude myself into
belief that there is an irresistible demand
for my services after March 4 1921
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-04-23

In our chdren's wear store We now have on
display new spring wearing apparel for the in
FAINT little tots and growing girls.
A beautiful assortment of infants Dresses
with Gertrudes and skirts to match Yokes
Of lace and embroidery, many hand embroid-
cred in pink, blue and white.
Dresses, 81. 90 to $500.
Skirts and Gertrudes, 75c to $500.
Sets from $4.O0 to $3.50.
Silk sets, $3.50 to $500.
Bonnets, Soc to $3.50.
Sweaters and hand knit Sacques, So to $4. :
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-04-23
MARSHALL DOES NOT
SEEK NOMINATION
To THE PRESIDENCY
Vice-President Prefers Freedom
From Political Turmoil and
Contention.
KNOWS HOW FEVER HURTS
New York Evening Post. April 2l.

New York Evening Post. April 21.
God pity the man who reaches the
conclusion that the fate of America rests
on his shoulders, and God pity America
when it does" Nice-President Thomas h.
Marshall told a reporter for the Evening
Post The Vice-President was at the
Waldorf-Astoria, and for an hour he talked
frankly about present-day politics and his
relation thereto.
The mention of the Nice-President as a
likely dark horse" at the San Francisco
convention started the talk.
Il think they are beginning to believe
me-" Nice-President Marshall said, when
Repeatedly say that | am not seeking the
presidential nomination. / do not mind
telling YOU why ! feel this way.
II knew all the Older Indiana statesmen
and politicians | know that Hendricks
and Fairbanks died with broken hearts
because they sought and did not achieve
the presidency. Harrison, because his
party would not give him third noml-
nation, became embittered and died IN
the belief that republics were ungrateful.
Here the Nice-President made the re-
mark quoted in the opening paragraph.
cit is easy for a man to persuade him.
self that the people are calling for hum,
but when he gets to the convention he is
apt to find that the delegates haven't
heard the call, Mr.. Marshall continued
with the dry humor for which he is famous.
CAN'T UNDERSTAND AMBITION.
''I do not want to appear censorious of
men who are undoubtedly able and pa
triotic Americans, he added, instantly
SOLDERING, ''but honestly cannot see why
a man should seek the presidency of the
United States.
"The strict constitutional responsible
ties of the Chief Executive of the nation
are very great. The people themselves
have made these responsibilities inn
measurably greater They require that
the President be a self-starter He must
oegin every forward movement. He must
put into the job his every waking minute.
He is spied upon by Secret Service men
and bounded by self-seekers. A trusty in
The Indiana penitentiary has more liberty
than he has. He must give his all to the
nation. His reward consists of bouquets
and brickbats in about equal proportions"
The Nice-President said that even
though he desired the office, he could not
conduct an active campaign for it under
present conditions.
If was candidate for President, he
said, would not allow man to spend
500 in my behalf. If he did, | would feel
that | would have to give him something
in return-and he might not be the kind
Of man would want to give anything to-
when | ran for governor of In
diana. / paid an assessment of 81, 500 to
The State Committee. | campaigned the
State at my own expense. | made the
same speech 169 times and walked into
the governors Office on total expenditure
Of IS, $50. When l came home from my
campaigning l found on my desk bunch
Of checks They ranged from So to $500
and totalled $4,000 They had been sent
in by personal and political friends who
wanted to help my candidacy. l sent
everyone back
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-04-23
FACTS TO KNOW
ABOUT ASPIRIN
The "Bayer Cross" means gen.
uine Aspirin prescribed
for 18 years

Aspirin created sensation when intro
duced by Bayer over eighteen years ago
Physicians at once proved its wonderful
efficiency in the relief of pain The
genuine, world-famous Aspirin, in "Bayer
Tablets of Aspirin" is safely taken by mil
lions for Colds, Headache, Rheumatism,
Neural gia, Earache, Toothache, Aching
Joints, Neuritis and Pain generally.
Be sure the "Bayer Cross" which is
the mark of true "Bayer Tablets OF As
pirin," is on each genuine package and
each genuine tablet.
Boxes of II tablets cost but few cents
and contain proper directions. Druggists
also sell larger "Bayer packages. Aspirin
is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture
of Monoaceticacidester of Salicyicacid.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-04-23

'1f anybody thinks he can yanlS me out
of this philosophical attitude toward all
this talk want TO see him try"
Vice-President and Mrs Marshall have
just returned from an extended stay in
Arizona, where they went last February
after the death of their foster child. The
little boys death was a great blow to them,
especially to Mrs. Marshall, who had
grown greatly attached to the child they
had adopted and physicians advise d
they have a considerable period of rest
and quiet. They returned to Washington
yesterday afternoon.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-04-23
Special IN Infants and Children's Shoes
patent leather and champagne KID
Get Your Silks For Vacation
at,This Time

You will find here tomorrow wonderful display.
$500 Foulard Silks 800 the yard Beautiful foUlsrd
silks heavy quality yard wide in stylish designs All reg
ular 800 quality Sale price. $3.50 the yard
1915 Chiffon Tafeta s285 Just TO think Of buying nice
soft chiffon taea yard vide every conceivable color regular
S3 rs quality. Sale price S2.S5.
$500 Cnarmeuse $3.50 This silk is sold everywhere at $500
the yard 40 inches vide nearly all cOOr Sale price S3
$3.50 Crepe De Chine $500 An al-sik crepe de chine 40
inches vide heavy quality Your choice Of fifteen different coo
Regular $3.50 quality. Sale price $500 the yard
$500 Shantung Pongee $50 natural color pongee this IS
the popular color this season. washable and always retas
81 the yard. Our sale price 81. so the yard.
$500 Shrting Silks S195. Stripe shirng silks color
satin stripes 81 inches vide sold everywhere $500 the yard
Sale price sl.95.
s325 Black Mesane s245. very serceabe silk is yard
vide rich ustre good black Regular s. 25 quality Sale price
500 Baronet Satin $500 This popular silk IS yard wide
and shown in the wanted colors with plaid Of the
color and retais at 500 the yard. Sale price $3.50.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-04-23
PREJUDICE PLAYS LARGE PART.

Mr. Marshall said that it seemed to
him that prejudice, rather than sober
thinking was being more and more re-
iected on political conditions.
Il thought when the war began" he
said, that we had seen the last Of hy-
phenated Americans. Now that the war
is over, l find l was mistaken. There are
more hyphenated Americans now in evi-
dence than ever before in the history of
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-04-23

Many styles in Infants long and short CaDeS
and Coats in cashmere, nelroSe and silks. Priced
from $3.50 to $500.
A good assortment Of pretty STYLES in Creep
ers we'll made, Of good quality chambrav, ginr-
ham, percaleS. soiSette and crnklet. in light
blue, light pink white and white trimmed With
pink and blue, cadet blue and tan also checks
and stripes; some with pretty hand embroidered
designs Priced from Sl.5O 10 S4.Oo.
Little tots Coats in ages ? to Years. in silks.
sergeS and granite cloth and checks for the little
miss. Also checks, fancy mixtures and blue
serge for the little man. Priced from $3.50 10
$500.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-04-23
Special in Our Millinery Department

Beginning Saturday. April a. and continuing week only
all trimmed and untrmmed Hats in black and all colors $500
to $3.50.
One week only
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-08-27
WHEN IN DANGER OF FIRE
Walk, but Don't Run, in Burning
Building or in Business Frenzy
Keep Cool.

When some one shouts Fire !" In a
theater those most likely to be tram
pied down are those who start wild
stampede. Those who keep their heads
and act nationally stand better chance
OF escaping injury" remarks Forbes
Magazine. The cry of Fire" was re-
Gently raised in the business world
and started stampede in many quar-
tiers. Now, it cannot be doubted that
the war time frenzied boom has
reached its zenith and that prices are
moving downward. It remains to be
SEEM however, whether it was wise to
attempt to force goods on the market
at greatly reduced prices and to can
Gel orders for fresh Jupplies on the
assumption that producers would also
cut their prices drastically in a mad
effort to get from under. 1t is worth
noting that wooden, shoe, silk, and
certain other manufacturers promptly
curtailed operations, thus refusing to
gamble to the limit in futures. If pro-
auction be curtailed on all sides, then
''h'S lhel CldHlS may Inu llldl lHcy
overplayed the cancellation game.
foods cannot be produced for some
little time at any tremendously lower
cost than formerly because it takes
time for raw materials, labor, taxes
and other expenses to fall drastically
The advice prominently printed on
New York theater programs is: I'm
case of fire walk to the nearest exit.
Don't rum"
This advice might be worth needing
by the business community at this
moment.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-08-27
The STRONGER Sex.

Il don't know what the young men
of today are coming to-" said Mr.,
Smith. 'In my young days there
wasn't any need for all this counting.
The girls them"
But he was cut short by the coal
scuttle which Mrs. Smith accidentally
dropped on his toes.
Il was only going to say, my dear"
he remarked, when he had recovered
him composure, that wish the young
fellow who Is calling on Christabel
would go away and let us get the house
shut up. It's past midnight"
At that moment there entered the
small boy of the household. He had
been, for the last hour or so, behind
the draught screen in the drawing
room and vowed that he had enjoyed
himself better than if he had been at a
Punch and Judy show.
at isn't his fault pa" said the heir
of the Smiths. "He can't go; Christa-
bells sitting on him !'-Tit-Bits.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-08-27
MISTAKEN IN HIS SURMISE
Mr.. Brown Somewhat Hasty in BIam-
ing the Gramophone for Those
UnearthIy Sounds.

Perfect peace reigned in the
Browns household. The head of the
family, his days work over, was read
ing, in blissful anticipation of the eve
ming meal which Mrs. Brown was
busy preparing in the kitchen.
The gentle stiffness was suddenly
broken by eerie sounds, apparently
coming from the next hOuse-a weird
moaning, developing into heart-rend-
ing walls and narrowing shrieks.
Mr.. Brown jumped up.
"It's Mrs. Woods confounded gram
Ophone playing Tosti's 'Good-by' "
he cried "Lizzie'-to his oldest
daughter-"go and implore her to stop
it! Tell her I'm iIl-tell her we're
all i'll, anything you like, only make
her leave off"
The child obediently hurried out.
and two minutes later came rushing
back.
ITS not Mrs, Woods gramophone.
dad" she said. Its the Murphys
down the street opening a tin of
corned beef!"
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-08-27
Volcano Is a Lighthouse.

The city Of San Salvador, capital of
the republic Of Salvador, may be called
a city of earthquakes, for it has seen
disasters as result Of many erup-
lions, and even today the many vol
canoes that surround the little city
which has been shattered so many
times again threaten it. Rumblings
and grumblngs are heard coming, it
is supposed, from the Izalo volcano.
This cinder-covered peak, nearly
5000 feet high, has gradually built
itself up from what was a level plain
at the base of the Santa Ana vol
cano. It has long periods of inactiv-
ity. throwing up clouds of smoke and
steam in great puffs, and at times
beching flames. Sometimes a flash
ing effect can be seen far out at sea,
and the volcano has become known
along the. coast as the lighthouse of
Central Observation-Disclosures News.
The Morgan County press. (Wartburg, Tenn.) 1916-1926, 1920-08-27
AND THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH!
Surgeon Knew Just Exactly How
Much laxative ConvaIescing Pa
tient Would Suffer.

She is talkative young school
teacher and he surgeon, who is not
much given to speech. Recently when
he operated on her, her chattering
preceding the operation almost drove
him mad. After the operation, though,
he forgot all about that and did all he
could to alleviate her suffering
The fourth day he dressed her
wounds and made her comfortable in
every way he could Then she began
to chatter and asked him question aft
er question the last one being Doc
tor, how am I really, nOw?"
He remembered his experience with
her laxative little tongue before the
operation. "Oh, you're getting along
spIendidly," he retorted. "In fact, all
the suffering you will now have to en-
dure is just to keep quiet"