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The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-09-03
Tractors Flatten Rox.

Peoria, ILL.,, Sept. 2.-Gillenwater
allowed three scattered hits and
Peoria defeated Rockford IN the
fourth game Of the seris, 8 to l.
The Tractors staged two rallies IN
the seventh and eighth innings,
netting 5 and 8 runs respectively
The locals open with Cedar Rapids
on the home lot tomorrow.
z Score by innings:
Peoria ....Q000005ax-s
Rockford =. .....000000100-1
Two base hits - Goldthwaite
Danaher, jackson, Bluege. Stolen
bases-Danaher, Jackson. Sacri-
fee hits-Leyme. First on balls
on Clearwater, 1; on Hill, T.
Struck out-By CLEARWATER. 2; by
Hill, 8. First on errors-Leyme
Hit batsman-By Hill (Collins)
umpire-Lipe. Time of game
1:20.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-09-03


~ 81 - rin.. M a.r,. .e.r
enasd. -
c. eonx = - frlna.
IL ~ exotd vhieh dailV &
tArpaeine into nenion Hsrhor.
wants 70 know nat Demrsey i II
ehnmp6nnaAin fnftla. Weil havn Il
adnit Int & he isn't IN propsr
sA1oa 1or The battle mart EondAY
he 3 IL oaly one who knows L
4 question that needs answering
b: Il Jack Dempsey hitting With
the fnrcs b va abs to put behind
h1s Wallops tn those training camp
DAYS q Toledo? He isn't working
with The heavy fellows that were
win MIN whom he prepared for the
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-09-03
sLET NE PITCH,

! cannot imagine anything more
ludicrous than Norman Glockson
trying seriously to pitch baseball
against such dangerous batsmen as
the Evas, nor can I comprehend
the motive for letting Ben Smith
finish a game on the mound unless
it was Glockson's intention to hand
the Evas yesterdays game and-tsy
to make it appear real by going
through the motions.
For assuming the role OF pitcher
yesterday, Glockson should be sus-
pended without pay for the balance
of the season, II for no other rea-
son than an object lesson. His
switching Of the players from one
position to another should be prob
ed thoroughly by the Rock Island
directorate. and, if found that such
tactics were the result Of deliber-
ate .tockeying, the punishment
should be made to fit the crime by
levying a substantial fine that
might stimulate common sense
where 1t is lacking
At that. Glockson is only a me-
(, diocrc player and in no sense
manager. Turned loose. he would
find it difficult to make a team in
the Epworth league. because it is
hard for him to think for himself,
not to mention thinking for others.
He has been the object Of derision
of every other manager in the
league. Such innate baseball
thinkers as George McQuillan and
Elmer Benson have been driven al
most to distraction by Glockson's
nincompoop attempts to manage a
ball club. Yesterday was the final
straw.
The Rock Island directorate has
been propitious and considerate to-
ward Glockson, but where there is
no sense there is no feeling; and
he is probably so obsessed with the
thought of his own Importance that
yesterday he said, ''let me pitch,
with three regular pitchers in the
game and two on the bench. If
Glockson has been making sport
Of his duty toward his employers,
he should be kicked where 1t hurts
most-the pocketbook.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-09-03
HOT TENNIS Tits
ARE SLATED TODAY

Forest Hills, N. Y, Sept. SHAY
In the fifth round of the NTH an
nual lawn tennis tournament today
brought field narrowed down to
eight aspirants for the title upon
the courts of the West Side Ten
MS club here.
While neither William M. Johns
ton. the playing through champion
nor William T. Tilden, II, who won
tne International title in England
recently, faced such formidable OPP
ponents as in yesterdays play, ten
ms OF spectacular brand was an
ticipated.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-09-03
sTAIEY ATHLETES
WINFIELD TUsSLE

Decatur. nj, Sept. 3.-PlacinE IN
every event and led by Leo john
son, Millikin athlete. wh3 scored
81 points, the Staley track and held
team won the first meet Of the sta
ley company, held here yesterday
with total OF IS points.
The Sangamo Electrics OF SPRING
field, were second with Is points,
and Atwood, third with 16.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-09-03
BLOOMS SKID ON BUNS.

Bloomington. Ill. Sept. 3.-Ina-
bility to hit Clink in the pinches
cost Bloomington yesterdays game
with Cedar Rapids, the only runs
Of the home team being aided by
an error. Main was effective ex-
cept in the fourth when the visl-
tors punched four hits. producing
two runs, enough to win. Tne
fielding of Fothergill was the feat
ure. The score:
Cedar Rapids $3.50. .001 200 00o-S
Bloomington ....... ZOO 200 0OO-2
Three base hit-Larmore. TWO
base hit-Byrnes. Double plays
Main to Sykes to Merle; Byrnes to
Hardgrove. Stolen bases-Keller-
man. Struck out-By Main, s; Dy
Clink, 3. Bases on balls---Oh Main,
Z; OF Clink, /. Sacrifice hits
Main. Umpire-DeLave. Time OF
game-1:40.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-09-03
GRAND CIRCUIT.

Headville, Mass, Sept. 3. - The
lree-for-all pace carrying q $l.0OO'
purse. was the feature event OF the
Iree races carded for the flnal DAY
" Gfand Circuit racing here today.
aae metropolitan IRVING club ESQ
.,ot sweepstakes, and the 2:lA trot,
sA'Uo0 completed the card
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-09-03

70 Hauts and lplins divided ! dou-
BILE header heS this Afternoon. The
locals took y first game. i to 1,
and lost the lsccnd. 3 to Q. Nor
man hedAwinning bali in the
opener allovlng but four hits. Kerr
was gwen Jor support In the sec
bnd. not onS Of the three runs made
off his deIJsry we're earned. The
score:
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-09-03

Two-base hit, Krehmeyer. Sacri-
flee hits, Strasbaugh (2), Aitchison,
Shollenberger. Stolen bases, En-
DRY. Double plays, Runser to Mack
(2); Dee to Krehmeyer to Kohls.
Left on bases. Moline, 6; Terre
Haute, 4. Struck out. by Kerr, 4:
BY Aitchison, 2. Bases on balls, OF
Kerr, /; off Aitchison. l. Umpires
Beck and Schultz (players). Time
Of game, lis.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-09-03
Terre Haute ......001O0O3Os4

Three-base hits. Runser. Two
base hit, Schultz. Sacrifice hits,
Provence, Emory, O'Berta. Struck
out, by Wo0dhead, 3, by Norman,
4. Bases on balls, off Woodhead,
Q; off Norman, 2. Left on bases,
Moline. Z; Terre Haute, 4. Umpires
Casey and Beck players. Time of
game, 1870.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-09-03


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non IL ~ ~ - -
RegDonene bit Daxeu3 49,
Paul newspaper 80. -
such talk = ~ WrooG.
'sThere Vae Z " e bo111nH
On that light and $500 g. ~
wasAv1gere4 TT 0eel
k1oek out Nina H ~
knock oak BUY ao1 thoa -
gruntled gamblers Who -
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l1ne - they always e. ~
BET and lose. They 80 -
loved Aiske % say tae -
Just Ne old hoel9 oeu2
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-09-03
FILLING sBABE's- SHOES.

de9tn MONDAY, l nave 06G4u SCOte
of Rock Island boxing devotees ex.
press their utter disgust over the
reported wild scramble to fill
.Babe's" shoes rs one Of the peers
Of middle west boxing. Out Of sheer
respect for ~Babe's" memory, this
department is impelled to uphold
such a protest and urge Ill true
sportsmen to lend every effort to
suppress such an attempt which,
IN reality, is something that cannot
be done.
None in the tri-cities Is qualified
70 fill SBabeo Meanor's shoes as a
boxing promoter. Babe" led all
the way when It came to -astute
ALTERNATING for . profit to oil
concerned. It took him years to
establish his reputation for square.
sh0oting-come one, come all His
was q wide acquaintance among
promoters, managers and boxers OF
the first water. Time said . mouth.
full in 3Babe's" gradual rise, to MS.
tic fame.
OF course, the sport shah be re.
sumed, but only as . lasting me-
mortal to .Babe" Mean0r's achieve
ment. There cannot Be any so.cel.
led successor to "Babe.' When he
passed out, tho Rock Island INDIE.
pendent A. C, with Frank Smith
and Paddy Quinn - promoters, was
IN fulI svmr. The efforts Of these
boys were supported By sBaoe's"
hesrtiest cooperation. ~Babe" was
too good . sDortsnan to think 81
usurpine the whole field for MS
own gain. ...
Meanor's Rock Island A. {. shall
he preserved or supDIanted BY the
Rock Island Independent 4. Z. !
nave the utmost confidence ID tae
interrity OF Frank Smith and PADDY
Ouinn. l do not believe that they
foster the slightest desire to I'LL
1Rahe,s" shoes. As far - that goes
| both Smith and Quinn were. u re-
ality. pupils Of Babe; isrtaef'
more. / believe Smith and Quinn
vii DO their utmost to upheid
Meanor's high standard Of Dexne
| promoter, enulating his example
rs well rs they can.
A Mennor was peer Of MS c,ass,
his ucnory sAoald b respectee y
al fsir. Minded spoFtsmen. For thai
resson. / Wouli suggest that tn
a-.A VuAnnau1enf A. g. con.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19
CHURCH LEAGUE STARS
WILL MEET BUCKAR0OS

The baseball supremacy of Pendle-
ton is to be settled at Round-Up park
on the evening of Monday. June 2S
The Pendleton Athletic Clubs Buck
ar0os have been challenged by the
All-Stars of the Church league ano
have accepted the def. The game
will be a regulation nine inning affair
with two umpires. an admission
charge and all the accomplishments
of worlds series contest.
The churchmen have a formidable
array of former stars and budding
luminaries. They believe that they
can take the measure of the Blue
Mountain team. Two stiff practicf
sessions are to be held next week. on.
on Tuesday evening and the other OF
Friday evening, to prepare for tht
game.
Doc. Lieuallen. one of the foxiest
OF pitchers hereabouts in his day
probably will twirl for the All-Stars
Fowler, of the Christian church staff,
is also a twirler whom the boys be
lieve can hold the feaguers- Will Pen
land will handle their slants behinf
the bat.
The infield as announced tentativels
today. consists of Frank Hayes OF
first base, Cash Wood on second,
Clarence Penland at shortstop and
Laurance LieuaIlen on third base
These four boys are not as young az
the Buckaroos, but all have played
lots Of baseball and believe that they
can clout the old apple and throw
few around the diamond, too.
Harry Benson. Enoch Friedly aTic
Mason Thompson are the fly chasers
who have been chosen to work in the
outfield. Claude Gillette is in the line
up as a sub. The contending teams
have asked Rex Ellis, president OF the
Blue Mountain league. and sherman
Mitchell, of the East Oregonian stan
to handle the Indicator and the bases
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

Robert Edward Gornall, Pastor.
Oregon products will be increased
and stabilized by putting our state
upon firmer moral aud spiritual
foundation. Do not overlook Oregon's
spiritual assets--thc churches. a
prominent Englishman recently ad-
dressing boishevist group said; do
not bother with legislation, seize the
churches!'' He knew the power of the
church for producing public opinion
Do You?
THE Parental Instructor - the
Child will be the morning pulpit
theme. Hear it,
Church school at 10000 n. M. r. +
Schmidt, superintendent
Morning worship at 1880 IA. m.
Epworth League at 100 y. M. Mis-:
Anna Caldwell. president
Evening worship at 500 y. m
What Is a Christian" 2" will be thu
sermon subject. The diversified inter
pretations are deprisinsly puzzling tt
many. stripped Of the divisive EN-
phasized elements there must he I
clear basis of measurement. Where
IS man n Christian? Some unbiased
people will doubtless agree--warpet
intellects will not We wish to seTv'
you. May that be our privilege to
morrow?
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19
Christian Science.

First Church of Christ, Scientist,
holds services at s1Sia Main street.
First stairway north OF the Inland
Empire Bank Sunday servaes are at
II a. m. and at p. m. The subject
of the lesson sermon for sunday, June
Goth. .Is the Universe Including Man,
Evolved by Atomic Force. Sunday
school starts at 10 a, m.
A Wednesday evening meeting
which includes testimonials of heal
ing. is held at o'clock. The reading
room, which is maintained at the same
address is open to the public daily ex-
cept Sundays and holidays from Lao
to p. m. where the Bible and au-
thorized Christian Science literature
may be read. borrowed or purchased
The reading room is also open even
ings for reading only from ! to .. ex-
cept on sundays and Wednesdays.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19
POLISH FORCES ARE !.
REpULSED IS CLAIM

BERLIN. June 19.-Alarming re-
ports of the military situation on the
Polish Bolshevik front were received
by the Taeglische Rundschau from
Breslau today. The Poles have suf-
fered important reyerses. it is said
The belief is expressed that Warsaw
may be occupied by soviet troops.
FIFTH
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

Sunday night-B. \. z. u. MISS
Ninta Clark. president. 1900. freach-
in~ service. $500, subject The Asses
sor's Conversion.
Wednesday nisht--Prayer meeting
500 p. m. These services are for you
Come and make yourself at homo.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

Rev. Geo. L. Clark. our new pastor
is to be with MS and supply the pulpit
from this time on. Sunday Schoo
every sabbath at 1910 a M. nornins
worship 1900 a. m. Christian En-
deavcr Z: D. m. morning worship S;or
y. IN. Mid-week PRAYER service ever
Wednesday at 500 p. m.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19


Dainty envelopes caught TO pink
rose buds yesterday contained news of
Che bctrothal of Miss Grace Oliver TO
Channcey n. Smith. of White salmon,
the announcements marking tho
places OF eight guests who We're bid
don to o'clock luncheon by Mrs
Roland n. oliver. sister-in-law of the
ride-elect. The party of friends was
asked TO the attractive Oliver home on
Water street and an abundance of
snowy Frau Karl Drusch roses CEN
tered the pretty luncheon board. The
later afternoon hours were spent M
ncedlework ON table linens for the
honor guest.
Miss Oliver is the daughter OF Mrs.
r. l. Oliver, Pendleton pioneer, and
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19
i2o

The women's Missionary Society
viii meet at the church lecture rooms
on Wednesday afternoons at.s;00 p. IN.
The hostesscs are Mrs. Bessie Reese
Mrs. Koch, Mrs. "Gib" Morrison. Mrs.
Jessie Hales. At this meeting Mrs. r.
Hegeman who has returned after a
10 months absence. will make report
OF the Riemial and Jubilee Mission
meeting held in May In Seattle. WASH,
all are urged to hear her.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19
RETURNING FROM EAST

Mrs. e. l.. Smith and Miss Beth
smith who have been enjoying a visit
in the east and Mrs. C. C. Sturgis and
little son Cyrus who are accompany
ing them on the return trip, plan to
arrive in Portland Friday, June IS
and are to be Joined there by Miss
Bula Smith who is in Eugene. She is
to be graduated Monday from the
University of Oregon where she has
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19
Social and Club NeDs

she is an accomplished musician. MIR,
Smith has extensive orchard interests
near White salmon. where the couple
will make their home
The wedding is to be an event of the
latter part of June although the exact
date has not been made known.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

Captain Conrad, Lieutenant Forest.
Res 300 S. Main. Phone 1852.
Sunday morning knee drill. a. m
holiness meeting, IL a. M: Sunday
school, 1880 p. M: street meeting only.
3 p. m; young peoples legion. 6:30 p.
m: Salvation roundup, p m.
To all these meetings we extend you
cordial invitation.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

pose a motor party which departed
this morning for Portland. They
plan to so today only as far as The
Dalles, resuming their journey .tomor-
row to the Rose City where they will
spend the week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

no LEAVE FOR PORTLAND.
Dr. and Mrs. w. ID. McNary, son
Wilson and daughter Miss Catherine
McNary. Mr.. and Mrs. w. ]. Clarke
daughter Miss Mary Clarke. and son
Billy, will leave tomorrow by auto for
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19
A. NJ II. Church.

ject. The Need of the Church. Even
ing. 1920. St. John Celebration. Sub
ject. The Love of Humanity. i. L.
Anderson. pastor.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

w. II. Cox. Pastor. Residence SIS
Bush St. Phone 1867.
Sunday morning-Sunday school,
Mr.. Riley Superintendent, $50.
Preaching service 1900, subject,
Jesus in the Midst.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19
MCPHERSON CIRCLE MEETS.

MCPHERSON CIRCLE MEETS.
MCPHERSON Circle No. SO. Ladies' of
the G.. A. r., were entertained in a
charming way at Moose hall yesterday.
Roses in profusion decked the room
and interesting diversion was afforded
nv grab bag. which netted four dol
lars to the circles flower fund. Little
MISS Hope Newcomb gave two delight
ful readings and Mrs. Ora Hamilton
a charming piano solo.
Hostesses for the affair were Mrs.
celestine King, Mrs. Mary Hatch and
Mrs. Cynthia Howard and after an in
formal afternoon their guests enjoyed
q buffet lunch.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

MRS. MANON DEPARTS
Mrs r. ID. Maxon departed this
morning for her home in The Dalles
after a visit at the home of Mrs. Roy
l.. Morse.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

HARTMANS SOON TO LAND.
Friends of Mr.. and Mrs. George A.
Hartman will be interested to know
that they are expected to land in Sc
attle Tuesday or Wednesday after an
extended and delightful trip to the
Philippines and Orient. They are
sailing on the Japanese steamer
Kashima Maru and the voyage will
terminate journey of four months,
Mr.. and Mrs. Hartman having depart
ed from San Francisco February IS.
They are to visit for a few days in
Portland while en- route home.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

RETURN FROM PORTLAND.
Miss Rose Ross and Miss Myrtle
Ross arrived home this morning from
Portland where they have visited for
the past week. They went down sun
day for a short soiourn with friends.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

Announcement for this depart.
mcnt must be submitted to the
East Oregonian not later than
Friday evening in order TO be as
surcd of publication on Saturday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

MOTOR TO PORTLAND
Mr.. and Mrs. l. l. Rogers. Miss
Gwendoiine Rogers, Miss Mildred
Rogers and Miss Helen Barnhart com.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

| Portland where they will remain dur.
ing Shrine week.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

MRS. NELSON RETURNS
Mrs. David Nelson and daughters
have returned from Eugene where
they visited Miss Helen Nelson, who Is
a student at University of Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

FOR RENT-Two room apt, close in
Phone 24S-M.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

WANTED-Housewor by two 16 year
old girls-Apply lib" this office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

FOR RENT-Completely furnished
Apt.-Phone 210-W.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

been a student for the past three
years. Her first year in college was
spcnt at Goucher in Baltimore, Mary
| land.
Mrs. Smith and Miss Beth Smith left
Pendleton several weeks ago for Bos-
ton where they We're guests of Mrs,
Sturgis. The party is returning by the
Canadian Pacific route and will stop
for a brief stay in Seattle.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

VISITS IN NORTH YAKIMA.
Miss Mary Schultz left this morning
for North Yakima where she is to
spend the weekend as the guest Of
friends.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19
LITTLE DAU

LITTLE DAUGHTER BORN.
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Rechlin. of La
Grande. are the parents of a little
daughter born yesterday. The little
miss weighs nine and II half pounds
Mrs. Rechlingis known here and is
sister of Mrs G. w, Phelps and Of Miss
Ruth Hart
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

HOME FROM SEATTLE.
Miss Kathleen McFaul, who has
been attending the University OF
Washington. has returned to her home
in Pendleton.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-06-19

ENJOY CAMPING TRIP.
Miss Blanche Isaacs and Miss Belle
Ross, who have spent the past week
camping near the Mckay post office
are expected to return this afternoon
Miss Helen Isaacs having motored oui
today to join them.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-07-09
Maybe They'll
Try to Preuent
Whistling,Too

TACOMA. July s.--Baiiard Nc.
Donald wrote a pretty piece. James
v. Monaco set 1t 20 music. and they
named IL Don't Take Advantage OF
Ny Good Nature
That was prior TO December %.
1918. Mcdonald and Monaco then
sold the ditty TO Shapiro. Bernstein
4 Co. music publishers Of New York
Vaudeville entertainers shouted II.
Broadway whistled Il. and even the
monographs now dish II up with
soft and loud needles 20 match. II
got a cackie everywhere.
Now come the Shapiro company to
the federal court In Tacoma with a
squawk. They want a writ or some
thing TO make Norman Bros. OF the
Tacoma hotel. quit having II played
By the hotel orchestra.
The publishers claim Norman
Bros. have inflicted "irreparable
damage" by producing said musical
piece without authorization. For.
the blamed things copyrighted.
The only cash mentioned IL $3.50
which Is wanted by the attorneys
for the music publishers. but the
court IL requested TO order Norman
Bros. 10 pay considerable sum in
addition to this and to make the
hotel orchestra quit whatever It's do
ing that's infringing on the copy.
right
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-07-09
AND THE LADIES.
THEY'RE UNBALANCED

And the wrens are just M unbal.
anced during the mosquito months.
dame viii start sultry filtration
with some ukeleic tickling youth that
she wouldn't give kind word Ia
when the snow was on the ground,
William Jennings Bryan ourhta
pass a Volstead Act against those
moonlit nights. They're 100 proof
And Ted Lewis Jazz band hasn't n
half portion OF the wnllop OF a s2.s5
ukclele.
Sometimes think Dan Cupld
should be pictured with a ukeleIe In.
stead OF n bow and arrow.
girl will swear eternal devotion
to bird In sport shirt when the
moon lis full. and she. won't even re.
member his first name the next dnv
But II In all in n summer time. I,
is only In the dog days that a girl
can eat weinerwurst. steamed CLAIMS
and picnic sandwiches and escape
dyspepsia, can play five sets OF ten.
mis-, get three sets OF frecklos and
still look beautiful and can watch n
bowlegged man In swimming and re.
tain any illusions OF romance.
That's Summer
That's Mel
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-07-09
COMMITTING Is GREAT STUFF
IN THE SUMMER. SAYS ALIEN

When he Is living In the city he
Is as cranky as baby with the collie.
He yips when his bath is luke warm.
yodles with despair when the steak
Is UNDERGONE and suffers all the
agonies OF prohibition IL he can't get
gasoline for his Elizabeth.
But put him out In the country.
He y a Tough Bird. He rcvels in
hardship. He will get up at a. m.
to take a plunge in water that is
festooned with icicleA will eat liver
and onions and like II and Will ohnse
a hunk OF gutta pcrcha around n
COW pasture for three hours In the
hot afternoon and declare It Is Fine
Stuff!