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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-05-24
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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-05-24

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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-05-24

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Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-08-26
WISCONSIN WOMEN
WELL ORGANIZED IN
CAUSE OF SUFFRAGE

Mrs. Menry M. Youmans OF Wauke-
sha, who is chairman of the associate
Women's committee of the Republican
State Central committee which has
it's headquarters in : Milwaukee As
enthusiastic over the success of the
woman's suffrage vote in the TenneS-
see legislature. Tennessoe's action
has stirred the committee to act more
energetically from now on, ratification
having acted as tonic of great force
Katherine r. Williams, secretary or
the committee announces that the
women are thoroughly organized
throughout Wisconsin Bach congress
sional district has an individual or
ganization, having two representa-
tives. The representatives of the
Seventh district are Mrs. c. s. Van
Auken Of La Crosse and Mrs. Charles
A Clark of Reedsburg.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-08-26
WHERE u. S. STANDS
IN WORLD AFFAIRS

Just where the United States stands
in relationship to the world is pointed
out by the New York Curb News
which suggests the Knockers" be pre-
scented with these facts that America
has:
per cent of the worlds population,
per cent of the worlds land,
20 per cent of the worlds gold,
25 per cent of all wheat grown,
33 per cent of the worlds silver,
40 per cent Of the worlds railroads
40 per cent of the worlds steel and
iron,
SO per cent Of the worlds coal,
so per cent Of all cotton grown,
sc per cent of the worlds Oil,
70 per cent of the worlds copper,
rs per cent Of all corn grown,
80 per cent of the worlds automo-
biles
Previous to 1914, we owed England
SO much money that the annual inter
est was hundred million dollars.
Now England is paying as $50 million
dollars a year interest Before the
war, we owed about A billion dollars
abroad. Today the net Indebtedness
of Europe to America is 10 billion dol
lars. America is now the richest ma
ton and the financial center of the
world.
Before the war England was the
greatest ship-owning nation. After
1920, America will have twice as many
ships as England.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-08-26
Quit Tobacco.
So easy to drop Cigarette,
Cigar. or Chewing habit

No-To.Bac has helped thousands to-
break the costly, nerve SCATTERING to-
bacco habit. Whenever you have q
longing for a smoke or chew, tnst place
la harmless No-To-Bao tablet in your.
mouth instead. All desire stops. Short
ly the habit is completely broken,
and you are better off mentally, ply
sically, financially. It's 80 easy, so
simple. Get a box OF NoTo-Bac and
If it doesn't release you from all crav-
ing for tobacco In any form, your
druggist will refund your money with
tout question. No-To Bao 10 made by
the owners OF Cascaref5: therefore
Is thoroughly reliable.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-08-26
ATTENTION SWEET
TRANSFERS IN
REAL ESTATE
o o o o o Q o

Mary ]. Graft to Joseph B, Ragatz,
land in Prairie du Sac, 81.
o. ]. Halbman to H. B. Cross, land
in Merrimack, 81.
B. r. Harper to John H. Andrews,
land in Reedsburg, 81.
E. C. Luhrsen to Otto Henning, land
in Reedsburg, ST..
Lebertha KARL to E. H. Schultz,
land in Reedsburg, $4,000.
Theodore Wiegand to M. J. Palmer,
land in Merrimack, SIS.
J. H. Fosnot to Martin w, Rose,
land in Reedsburg, $2980.
James w. Farnworth to Clarence
Farnworth, land in Baraboo, 81.
Otto Meikus to p. J. Cridelich, land
in Reedsburg, $1,000.
c. L. Ray to VIM. Hener, land in
5Lavalle, $500.
Bank of Baraboo to Oscar Altpeter,
land in Baraboo, 81.
j.. J. WietzeI to School in Bear
Greek, $25.
Harry Boyd to J, R. Boyd, land in
Walton, 81.
w. w. Griffin to John Casey, land
in Ironton, $1,100.
Josephine Tinkham to J. B. Suth-
ard, land in Delton $3.50.
J. S. Palmer to Fred Berkeley, land
in Baraboo, ST..
J. M Prouty to James Landphier,
land in Spring Green, $500.
). NJ. Prouty to VIM Landphier
land in Spring Green, $500.
Emile Garske to Henry Garske,
land in Reedsburg, $4,000.
w. H Smith to H. L. Smith, land
in Washington, $4,000.
F. E. Hawkins to Andrew Outcalt,
land in Ironton, $3.50.
A. M. Rodems to G. w. Seagraves,
land in Baraboo, 81.
Eugene Burton to P. D. S. Bank,
land in Prairie du Sac, $4,000.
Oswald Palmer to Fred Feivor, land
in Ironton, $3.50.
George Finnegan to A. H. Finney,
land in Lone Rock, $3.50.
Mrs Lula Stadler to A. L. Wilcox,
land in Baraboo, 81.
James Noyes to Emily Hess, land
in Reedsburg, 81.
Helena Tkadlec to Hattie Kirkpat
rick, land in Washington, 81.
A. r. Knapp to J. U. Brillott, land
in Freedom, 81
H M Johnston to Marble Johnston,
land in Washington, $1,000.
James McDoald to w. HI. Ware,
land in Baraboo, 81.
G. w. Larson to VIM. Steler, land
in LaValle, $3.50.
Herbert Scholl to H. Marcus, land
in Spring Green, $4,000
Micheal Grzegorzewski to John An
derson lind in Dellona 81.
VIM. Grote to Tom Walters, land in
Reedsburg, 81.
Tom Walters to VIM. Grote, land
in Reedsburg, 81.
H. C. Inenfeldt to J. E. Cramer, land
in Plain, $3.50.
L. C. Stoddard to A E. Gruber, land
in Prairie du Sac $4,000.
Carl Besitzky to Henry Besitzky,
land in Sumpter, 81.
Inter Co. Fair to Spring Green, land
in Spring Green, $500.
Thomas Smith to Edward Des-
champs, land in Delton, 81.
Elizabeth Linnell to C. II. True,
land in Baraboo, 81.
w. F. Hilgendorf to Hubert KEEL
ter. land in Prairie du Sac, $1050.
r u. Brillott to VIM. Hintz, land
in North Freedom, 81.
Bartholomew Ragatz to J. q. Bril-
a. "a, :, a. o. :. ..
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-08-26
THE CAT CAME BACK


A few days ago a favorite cat
belonging to Mr.. and Mrs. A.
w. Grove, 500 Water street,
disappeared. The animal was
advertised as lost and this
morning about 4 o'clock Mr..
and Mrs. Grove, who slept on
a porch, heard an automobile
stop in the street, and few
moments later the cat was
mewing to be admitted. Mr..
and Mrs. Grove think the cat
returned IN a carat least
the cat is back.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-08-26

New York state forbids use of the
U. S. flag for advertising purposes.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-08-26

Doesn't hurt a biti Drop little
"Freezone" ON an aching corn, instant
ly that corn stops hurting, then short
ly you lift it right off with fingers
TRULY
Your druggists sell tiny bottle of
''Freezone" for a few cents, sufficient
to remove every hard corn, soft corn
or corn between the toes, and the
calluses,, without soreness or irrita-
calluses,, without soreness or irritm~
ton.
Baraboo weekly news. [volume] (Baraboo, Wis.) 1912-197?, 1920-08-26
x o o o o O o o o O y
o FRIDAY {
K o o o o o o O O o y

Clerk of Court f. B. Moss has gone
to La Crosse to attend the annual meet
ing of the clerks OF courts of the
state g
The agricultural experiment station
OF the University Of Wisconsin has re-
Gently issued bulletin entitled.
Farm Labor In wisconsin
F. W. Kaiser and family, who for.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-10-11
EAST CALAIS

Edwin Slsyton of Barre was a bust.
ness visitor in the village the first
of the week
George Guernsey and family visited
at Q. w. Guernsey's part Of the week
a daughter was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Raymond Orr on Wednesday.
Blanche Baker of Montpelier was at
the home of her parents part of this
week
Mvrs Peabody of Marshtield is ,is
ting at D. II. Browns.
Miss Helen Cole of Barre was the
guest OF Miss Margaret Sanders re
Gently
Mrs. Guy Bancroft and Miss Rose
Sherburne were business visitors in
Barre on Monday.
y. b. Dwinell was recent bust
ness visitor in Barre.
Mr. and Mrs Clayton Martin of
Worcester are visiting Mrs. Nettie
-Hat ch.
VI. D. Hawkins attended the fair at
Tunbridge,
Mrs Lynn Gray is in Mary Fletchs
hospital, where she went for an oper
alton.
Galen Hatch has sold his farm on
east hill to Walter Colby.
Enos Hopkins Of Cabot visited his
daughter, Mrs. G.. y. Balentine, the
last Of the week
Word has been received of the mar
riage of Mrs. Ada Gray Austin to Kent
Kirby of Middlebury.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-10-11
VERMONT WOMAN
GAINED 20 POUNDS
Il Haven't Been I'm As Good
Health In Is Years." Says
Mrs. BrOuillette.

7 have not only gained twenty
pounds in weight by taking Tanlsc
but am now we'll woman and feel al
OF ten years younger" declared Mrs
Jas. Brouillette, living on Marlborough
Avenue, Brattleboro, Vt.
After ! had an operation year
ago my Indigestion became SO upset
that couldn't even eat milk and
crackers without suffering great dis
tress afterwards. | had no desire for
food and fell off considerably in weight
] also had spells of dizziness and the
pains across the small of my back were
almost unbearable. My nerves were in
terrible condition, and ! was unable
to sleep at night just felt tired and
worn out q J the time and don't believe
could have kept up much longer.
''1rbe way Tanlac has built me up
is surprising. soon had good appe-
title and can now cat anything | want
and never suffer in the least from in
digestion. ! no longer have those dizzy
spells or pains in the back, and my
nerves are strong again. ] am SO
much stronger that ! am able TO do
the housework aud also look after the
garden, and can honestly say that I
haven't felt in better health for
twenty five years.
4 owe it to Taulac that am a
well woman to-day and gladly tell Of
my experience for the benefit Of all
who suffer as did
Tsnlac is sold in Barre by the Barre
Drug Co, in Mortified by Nat A.
Wheeler, in Waterbury by Brisbin &
in Websterville by +. II. Ner
ney. in East Barre by Frank Roark,
in South Woodbury. by Ellie Hopston, !
in Waitsfeld by C. w Long-Adv
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-10-11
MUSHROOMS AS A DIVERSION
Close Attention Needed to Avoid Pois
onous Ones.

This is the open season for mush.
room picking. 1t is a sport which to us
seems much like getting mp in the
night and trying TO pick the cough
sirup from the carbolic bottle in the
dark
The other day on the golf course we
overlook two lovely ladies who were
endeavoring TO play golf and pick
mushrooms at the same time This
struck rs a. being the high mark in
occupation. To play golf well requires
about all the concentration that hui
man being can summon; to pick safe
and harmless mushrooms from among
the infinite varieties of fungi is a
task which also calls for close attcn
ton Yet these good wives and true
were blithely going about the business
a though they could make no mis-
takes.
At first We thought they were hunt.
ing for lost golf bali
Lost one in the fairway!' we
asked politely
Nope" they replied. Were look.
ing for fairy rings"
Fairy rings Z"
Yes They're delicious See we
have almost bag full
We looked and they had
What you going to do with en- 2"
Have EN- for dinner" they replied
Husbands going to be home for din
uer tonight"
"Sure."
What's the idea Don YOU think il
safer to do il hat way than slip ar
senic into their eofTecy7
The flood OF conversation which fol-
lowed that remark was too fast for us
10 get. We did gather. however, the in.
formation that we were a brute and an
ignoramus or something even to sug.
gest such thing. and anyhow they'd
eaten fairy rings before and they knew
what they were doing
Hubby must have 4 lot OF conf.
dence in You" we added or may be
he's just as anxious for change of
climate as you are TO have him de
part"
: The mushroom pickers, however, re
sumed fairy ring picking
Come here, said one of the 1ovcly
pair I'm show you how the fairy
rings grow. Here Is a perfect example.
They always form in this wonderful
'ircle. They start here and grow in
ing, and by tomorrow il viii be as
arge as this" aud she outlined with
her mid iron the circumference of II. I!
Looks prophetically like a memoir
y wreath for u.s." We added, stepping
'side juSt in time 70 miss the mid iron
hot she took at our shin.
But all that afternoon We could not .
lelp wondering whether we should 4
,hone those two men TO come aud take +.
Inner with us instead Of going home
" should we let them take their own
hantes. Life is filled with many haz
rds. Death comes TO US in an infinite +
ariety Of WAYS. We know not when /
he blow shall fan or how. but thank !
leavens We are not married TO a mush. 1
DOM picker, Detroit Free Press.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-10-11
ORANGE COUNTY
FARM BUREAU
Notes for Week Ending Oct. 9.

The Worlds Fair" in 1unbridge has
The weather for the two big days OF
the fair was perfect and record crowds
were in attendance Floral hall was
one ofthe chief attractions and number
were heard to comment that floral hall
had never been better Besides q
splendid display Of vegetables, fancy
work and school work. interesting and
instructing exhibits were put in by Mr..
Nj. j.. Bailey, who is in charge Of insect
suppression for the state department
OF agriculture, Mr. w. G.. Hastings and
Brader of the state forestry depart
ment. The farm bureau exhibit which
consisted chiefly of model kitchen, a
tireless cooker, and charts showing
The value Of keeping farm accounts
was also Of interest TO many. 4 large
number Of free bulletins were taken,
The Central Orange County Cow
Test association began operations on
Monday with Wallace A. Renfrew of
Wells River as tester The member
ship of the association win be chiefly
in Chelsea and Tunbridge although
there will be a trip into Strafford for
three or -four herds.
On the 2lst of October at the town
hall in Bradford there viii he eoun-
ty wide meeting of Holstein breeders
and those interested in the breed. Mat
tiers of importance and interest to the
Holstein men will be discussed. The
is called for 1880 in the even
ing. The speakers will be President
d. d. Aitken of the Holstein- Frlesian
association OF America, Professor w.
n. Rider Of the extension service Of
Holstein association and a representa-
tive from the college of agriculture.
Plan now to attend and make up
load of your neighbors who might be
Friday, Miss Marjorie Luce, assist
ant state leader OF boys and girls club
work met and organized a club al the
~helsea branch school house Definite
'lubs in sewing cooking, and gardening
were organized The officers of the !
hub are Howard Walker. president; |
Marion Campbell, vice president, Rose
mary Lewis, secretary.
The coming week Mr. n. p Ras
farm management specialist, !
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-10-11
VEST TOPSHAM

Monday evening there was supper
in the church vestry, at which Mr., and
Mrs William Hight and children, who
are soon to leave town, We're guests of
honor Later in the evening they were
given a farewell party at the hall. \
large number were present and very
pleasant time was enjoyed. As q
token of esteem. substantial sum of
money was presented Mr.. and Mrs.
Hight. who wish to extend thanks to
their many friends for this new eA-
preston of good will. Mr., Hight who
has lived here all his life, is de-,
servedly popular young man and a citi-
zen we can i'll afford to lose
Services Oct. 10 will be held in the
evening at 1:30 Rev, George Morris
will preach. 1t was very gratifying TO
have so many at church last Sunday.
Sunday school win be held at II
o'clock as a more convenient hour for
the children to be there.
West Topsham is certainly on the
move. If you haven't moved aren't
moving and don't contemplate doing
so, YOU can't be reckoned as one of its
moving spirits just at present. vii
liam Hight and family have moved to
Warren, n. H.; Madam Hight and son,
Charles, into the house vacated by
William Hight; r. b. Abbott and
daughter, Mrs. Waldo, into the Madam
Hight house; Ralph Ihurston and
family to the Hilas Church place;
Leonard Tillotson viii move TO the
Allen Carter farm; Mr.. Carter is
L.. 80
house Donald Forbes, who has EN-
ployment at the Mcleod blacksmith
shop in Barre, is to move his family to
that city and at least two other fami
lies are talking of making change.
Mr.. and Mrs Fred Gale of Barre
were Sunday visitors at White broth |
ers'.
Mrs. W. +. Poole of Montpelier has /
been visiting at l.. NJ. Flynn's and =,
with other friends in town.
Mr. and Mrs. Leonard Hood of Mont
pelier were here to attend the wedding /
anniversary of Mr.. and Mrs. Chester
Hight.
We made a mistake about our school
teacher. Miss Ada WEIGH She was
again taken III. so she could not tearh.
Miss White, who has been very much .
"under the weather for two weeks, is
still supplying.
Miss Alice Hood came home from
Newbury Wednesday to stay during
short recess of the school.
Mrs. Esther Moore and daughter,
Sadie. of Meredith, n, H.. visited her
sister in-law. Mrs. Carrie Thurston,
Wednesday.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-10-11
MIDDLESEY

Mrs. Henry Daniels went Monday to
Winooski for a weeks stay with her
son, G. G, Kellogg and wife.
Mrs. r. B Nichols went Wednesday
for few days visit ITO relatives in
IInderhil
The village schools close Tuesday
and the teachers, Mrs Stevens and
Miss Nichols, went to Burlington to
attend the teachers convention,
Mrs, Levi Swift and sister, Mrs.
Black, and Miss Helen Swift spent
Thursday in Burlington.
Mrs Thomas Mehuron of Waitsfeld
visited relatives in town the past few
days.
Harold Crane, who has been at work
for the :. V. f. r.. has returned home.
Mrs. ln%c Somers of Fair Haven
has been = guest of her sister, Mrs.
!. NJ Bousquet. the past week.
The ladies of MiddleseN grange win
give supper to the gentlemen Of the
grange at the next regular meeting
Monday evening, Oct. IS.
Robert DeSso will move his family
Monday TO Underhill, where he will
take charge of a farm.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-10-11

prince" of musical comedy, with I
frank if pleasing display OF silk en-
cased limbs.
Let US send for the star and see i
we can't fix it up committeeman
suggested, and this was done.
Now, besides being. good natured, thu
star is high spirited, and rathe
thought that the costume which hat
been. good enough for her to appear u
for some hundreds of tunes in New
York, would do for one appearance il
Hicksville.
There is no use talking she an
nounced with decision. III appear il
that costume or nothing"
There was a moment of horrlfiet
silence, then quick whispering among
the lady delegation, and moment lat
er their protest against the proposed
costume was withdrawn. Philadelphia
Public Ledger
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-10-11
NORTH FAYSTCN

Among the many visitors in town
Sunday were Mrs Nathan Boyce, Mr.,
and Mrs. Roy Richardson and children
OF Waftsfield.
Mrs. f. w Hurley and daughter,
Miss Alice Henry and friend, Miss
Nellie Bellochio, of Hartford Conn,
are visiting at the home OF the form
er's parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Hugh Hen
ry, for a few days.
Garlic Nelson was in Moretown
Thursday.
Mr. and Mrs. Herbrt Nelson of Cabot
are visiting at the home of their
brother Will Nelson
Harold Henry j. the owner of
new Ford car, which he drove to Mont
pelier Thursday and got his license.
James Griffin has been visiting few
days in Warren.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will. Nelson. Mr.. and
Mrs. Herbert Nelson were in Snug
glers Notch Thursday
Burton Ward of Moretown was in
town Friday.
A. l.. Boyce of Waitsfeld was in
town Wednesday.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-10-11
0steopath;c Hospitals in Vermont.

Free public osteopathc hospitals are
to be established at once i'm several
cities in Vermont. Arrangements to
this end will be announced at the
annual convention Of the Vermont
Osteopathic society. which viii be
held at the tavern, st. Adams,
October lG The building Of os-
teopathic hospitals has been made
necessary by the action of old schapl
institutions in simultaneously closing
the doors OF all their institutions to
osteopathic physicians and surgeons.
The Vermont 0steopathic conven-
tion will also take action to denounce
the establishment of the proposed ma
tiona department of public health
with portfolio in the cabinet at
Washington
DIR. Mary Sherburne of Rutland will
read a paper upon the latest advances
in the ostbopathic treatment of dis
eases Of the nose and throat. Dr.
George d. Eddy of Burlington will
speak upon the successful reduction OF
high blood pressure by means of os-
teopathic adjustment Of that portion
OF the spine which controls arterial
tension and the action Of the heart
New diagnostic methods of both the
old and the new school will be dem
onstrated by DIR. Leon 4. Page of New
port. THE Effect Of Diet Upon the
osteopathic Lesion" will be the title
of paper by DR. Dale s. Atwood Of
st. Johnsbury. Indications for La
boratory Examination" il the title Of
a paper which will be read by Dr.
J. II. Spenser OF ST Adams.
Dr. c. G. Wheeler Of Brattleboro
will demonstrate his technique in the
adjustment Of the neck A clinic will
BE- held for this purpose and patients
will be operated upon by the osteo-
pathic method before the convention.
DIR. H. A. Stevenson Of St Albans will
exhibit his method Of adjusting the
upper part of the spine. and Dr. Id.
Martin Of Barre viii administer the
adjustment of the vcrtebrae in the
lower spine.
DIR. Howard A. Drew. Il Barre the ]
president 81 the association, will pre-
eide al the session.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-10-11
MATCHES IN 1920.
Sticks Tipped with Sulphur Ignited by
finder Box.

iiHutt DHAs
Previous to 1920 matches in use con
sisted of slender stick with a pointed
end, which had been dipped in sulphur.
and they were lighted by touching
them TO a spark struck into finder by
flint and steel In that year was in
vented what was known as the In
Simultaneous Light Box" which con
sisted of small tin box containing a
bottle in which was placed some sui.
phuric acid, with sufficient iizrous as
phuric acid with sufficient fhrous as
splitting out Of the bottle. and sup
ply of properly prepared matches
The matches consisted Of small
splints of wood about two inches long
one end of which was coated with a
chemical mixture prepared by mixing
chlorate Of potash, powdered loaf Jig
Ar and powdered gun arabic. the whole
colored with little vermilion and
made into a thin paste with water
The splints were readily inhamed by
dipping the prepared ends into the sui
phuric acid
These matches were succeeded by the
lucifer. or loco-foco match. which was
ignited by friction. That in turn. was
followed by the eonCreve, which was
similar to the sulphur matches now in
use, and this was followed by the pres
cnt parlor Detroit News.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-10-11
The Ump's Decision.

Sir Marmaduke Jellaby's cricket
team and the county eleven were To
play a match and as an umpire was
lacking. the bsronet's butler was called
upon in the emergency TO fill that i'm
portant post All went well until his
master. who was batting, received a
bah square on the pad, bringing from
the bowler the quick appeal, "How's
that. umpireY"
Everybody turned to the butler.um-
pire, who flushed scarlet with cmbar.
rassment and then decreed, I'm sorry
10 have to say Not at 'ome, Sir Mar
maduke.n
Not at 'ome'" gasped the baronet
What dye mean
Well, Sir Marmaduke,' replied the
man ALPHABETICALLY, ''if you will ave
it, full and frank, you're bout. - Bos
ton Transcript.