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The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-06-01
CHILDREN'S
SUNRISE STORIES
NJ HOWARD n. GARls
UNCLE WIGGILY AND
JINdMIE'S JUMBLE. q i

Uncle Wiggily Longears, the nice
bunny rabbit gentleman. was hop
ping along through the woods one
day. coming back from the store,
when he heard a voice calling to
him from among the trees.
Hum! had better be careful"
thought the rabbit. This. may be
the Skeezicks"
Uncle 'wiggily slipped behind q
banana tree on which some candy
oranges were growing, and peeked
out through a knot hole. He saw
Jimmie wibblewobbie. the boy duck,
waddling along. Under one wing
Jimmie had a paper bag. and he
was eating something from II.
"Oh, Uncle Wiggily!" Quacked
Jimmie.
Here I am, answered the bunny
the brick wall, closing the door
carefully after him. Did YOU want
me. Jimmie?" he asked.
DO you want a jumble?" quacked
the duck boy. holding out the paper
bag.
They are very tasty" answered
Uncle Wiggily. 81 believe 1 will
take another, Jimmie
Hold up your red, white and
blue striped rheumatism crutch,
then" laughed Jimmie.
What for?" the bunny uncle
wanted to know.
I'll see il 1 can toss a tumble
over 1t and make 1t stay on" jim
mie explained. The tumble has a
hole in the middle. and II you hold
your crutch just right maybe I can
toss one on it,"
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-06-01
THE HEAD NURSE SAYS:
Happiness Is a Duty,

This does not mean that eyervon.
should be an obvious "PolIyanna"
for we have frequently been in
formed that "a pessimist is a Der
son who has to live with an opti-
mist" but 1t does mean that no one
has a moral right to indulge in a
crouch. In the first place the per-
sons with whom you come in con-
tact may be Just about able to keep
on an even keel without having
some destructive mentality eros.
their bows and stir up a lot of an
tagonistic vibrations.
From a purely selfish viewpoint
1t Is vicious, for the poison You re-
lease in your own system has more
effect on your physical we'll being
than an attack of ptomaine poison.
True, you may not have severe
pains and nausea but your gastric
juice will fail to act and other bod
lily functions will balk.
II foreany reason you are feeling
blue or IL you are about to get a
don't-know-why' CROUCH, take ac-
tive measures to stop II in its in
cipiency II you can not get a tight
noid onS your mental steering gear
and change your line of thought.
thes next best thing is to change
youf environment. Try a piece Of
rather hard physical work. 90
talk to q friend; take a long walk
OF take stock of yourself and write
OUT IN SO many words just what Is
troubling you and then write a rem
coy: BY deliberately graphing
with q At Of blues they can be van.
When blues know thew
VIII be "grappled with" they are
less likely to come around. Like
germs they fee before sunshine and
fresh air.
Copyright 1880 " -. Mcclure Newspaper
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-06-01
NationaI-Robin Hood,

If the performance of robin
Hood" as givea by the Aborn
Comic Opera Company at the New
National Theater last night, is a
criterion of the manner in which
future offerings are to be produced
by them during their present season
of light operas, then visitors to that
playhouse will be given an unusual
treat. After an absence of two
years, the Aborn company returned
last night with one of the best bal
anced companies heard in Washing
ton for many seasons.
Maude Gray carried her audience
by storm in the role of Maid Mar
ian. She possesses a soprano voice
of unusual range and sweetness and
winsome personality. FritzI Won
Busing as "Alan-a-Dale can always
be depended upon to win hearty ap-
plause for her artistic singing. Her
work Is we'll and favorably known
to opera goers in this city. Ottilie
Corday was a captivating Anna
bel" The passing years have not
dimmed the ability as a comedian of
Phil Branson. who carried the para
of the Sheriff of Nottingham" with
his usual vigor.. Harlan Briggs. as
Sir Guy of Osborne" brought
forth many a laugh. AS robin
Hood" John r. Phillips won hearty
applause.
The other capable members of the
cast were Forrest HUFF as Little
John" Arthur Cunningham as will
Scarlet" Clarence Kay as "Friar
Tuck" and Eva Quintard as Dame
burden"
The opera was well staged by
Charles H. Jones, and the work or
the chorus under the direction of
Louis Knoll was exceptionally meri-
torious.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-06-01
FEELING Blue?
LIVER LAZY?
take A CALOTAB
Wonderful How Young and
Energetic You Feel After TAX
ing This Nausealess calomel
Tablet-Perfeetiy Safe.

II you have not tried calotabs Won
ave . delightful surprise awaiting
rou- The wonderful liver-cleansine
nd system-purifying properties Of
4lomel may now be enjoyed with
at the slightest unpleasantness. A
Slotab at bedtime with q. swallow
y water-that's all. No taste, no
aftA nor the slightest unpleasant
nects- You wake up in the morn
ng feeling nne. Your liver Is clean
FOUR system is purified, your appe-
ate hearty. Eat what you wish
70 danger. The next time you feel
asy, mean. nervous, blue. headachy
= discouraged give your liver a
horough cleansing with a Calotab.
hey are so perfect that your drug.
list Is authorized to refund Nthe
rice as a guarantee that you will
e delighted.
Calotabs are sold only In original.
called Packages. Price thirty-fiye
ents. At all drug stores.-Adv.
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CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE.


You're fatter." said Jim. land
you look subjugated. don't
know about the East agreeing
with you. All the boys asked me
to hunt you up when 1 started.
Sandy King. he went to the Klon-
dixie. Watson Burrel. he married
the oldest Peters girl. 1 made
some money buying beeves, and 1
bought a lot of wild land up on
the Little Powder. Going to fence
next fall. Bill Rawlins, he's gone
to farming. You remember Bill,
of course-he was counting Mar
cella-excuse me, SAM mean
the lady you married, while she
was teaching school at Prairie
View. But you was the lucky
man. How is Missis Telfair?"
''S-h-h-h-h"' said the dogman,
signaling the waiter: give it a
name"
whisky" said Jim.
Make it two" said the dog
man.
She's WELL" he continued. after
hiss chaser. She refused to live
anywhere but in New York. where
she came from We live in a fat
Every evening at 6 1 take that
dog out for a walk. It's Marcella's
pet. There never were two ami
mails on. earth. Jim, that hated
one another like me and that dog
does. His names Lovekins. Mar
celia dresses for dinner while
we're out. We eat Table cote.
Every try one Of them, Jim?"
mo. never" said Jim. II seen
the signs, but I thought they said
table de hole I thought it was
French for pool tables. How does
II taster
IF you're going to be in the
city for awhile we will"
no. Stree. I'm starting for
b home this evening on the 7:25.
Like to stay longer, but I can't"
TIL walk down to the ferry
with you" said the dogman-
The dog had bound a leg each
of Jim and the chair together. and
had sunk into a comatose slum-
Der. Jim stumbled, and the leash
was slightly wrenched. The shrieks
Of the awakened beast rang for
q block around.
IF that's your dog" said Jim.
when they were on the street
again, whats to hinder you from
running that habeas corpus you've
got around your neck over a limb
and walking OF and forgetting
himT
I'd never dare to-" said the
dogman, awed at the bold propo-
s1tion- He sleeps in the bed. I
sleep on q lounge. He runs howl
ing 10 MarceIla II look at him.
Some night. Jim. I'm going to get
even with that dog. I've made up
my mind to do 1t, I'm going to
, creep over with a knife and cut
. hole IN his mosquito bar so they
can get in to him See II I don't
do it!-
You amt yourself, Sam Telfair
You amt what you was once. I
don't know about these cities anu
fats over here. With my own
eyes seen you stand of both the
Tillotson boys in Prairie View
with the brass faucet out OF d
molasses barrel. And I seen you
rope and tie the. widest steer on
Little Powder in 39k."
Il did. didn't II" said the other,
with a temporary CLEAN In his
eye. But that was before I was
dogmatized."
Does Misses Telfair"-began
lin
-Hush!" said the dogman.
Here's another cafe"
They lined up at the bar. The
dog fell asleep at their feet. :.
whisky" said Jim.
Make II two" said the dogman.
I thought about you" said Jim
when bought that wild land. I
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-06-01

The way to find out would he to
go to an art museum ami there
study the lines of the head an a
Greek statue OF Jove. Nou would
find that the Greek sculptors have
there combined all the Proportions
and lineaments that they thought
most godlike and heroic in q mans
head and face. You would find
r'ore than manly beauty. for Jove.
chief Of the gods, possessed infinite
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-06-01
OLYMPIAN JOVE.

Did you ever come to the point in
a novel where the author tells YOU
the Olympian Jove-and did you
ever think, to yourself. that I'M
doubleday this was a complimen
and that it was something that
added to the heroic qualities and
personal attractions Of the hero. but
that for your part you weren't very
much the wiser concerning said
herO's actual appearance?
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-06-01
Bryanites Consider u. S. Primary

Whether or not TO have a contest
ing primary election in this District
will be decided by the Bryan Democ-
racy Club at a meeting in the new
Machinists' Building. Ninth and X
streets northwest. tomorrow even
ing at 7:45 o'clock. The meeting
will be the last before the Demo-
cratic primary election.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-06-01
Infatuated Bull
Drives Farmer
Into Cherry Tree
Especial to Washington HcrnId.D

Especial to Washington HcrRld.D
Hagerstown,. Md, May ST.
freed by an Infatuated bull
and forced to cling to the limb
of a cherry tree just out of
reach of the animal, was the
thrilling adventure of b. F..
Reid, a farmer of Brownsville,
until he was rescued by a
neighbor.
Reid was kept a prisoner in
the tree by the bull for nearly
half a day. as the family had
gone on a visit and there was
no one else on the farm.
w. H. Martin, neighbor,
happened to pass the field and
discovered Reid's plight. He
drove the bull away and Reid
climbed down from the tree.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-06-01
W. L. Frierson's Name Approved

The Senate judiciary Committee
yesterday ordered a favorable re-
port on the nomination of William
E. Frierson to be Solicitor General
OF the United States. He now is
Assistant Attorney General.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-06-01

with the shelvey act and the Japs,
are the hits of the show.
The added matinee feature is
Marshall Neilan's production. The
Rivers End" while The Great
Nickel Robbery" a Fox comedy,
Mutt and jeff and the Pathe News
complete the bill.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-06-01
Cosmos, Vaudeville.

While Julian Halls Snapshots"
at the Cosmos Theater this week.
is not petit revue" as heralded
In the advance notices, 1t Is a pleas
Ing, well staged series of specialties
by Mr.. Hall, with the assistance of
hve attractive girls, who share well
In the honors of the act. Mr.. Hall
plays the saxophone and the from
bone, dances well and does a bit of
acrobatic work. Freed. Raynor and
Crosby, trio of musical comiques.
put over a good number that wins
laughter and applause. and Ungaro
Romany, with the assistance of an
unknown from the audience, pre-
sents a musical act with the violin
and guitar. The show. opens with
a fine combination act by Shelvey
brothers and girl. combining song,
,contortion and acrobatic features
and some fine soft shoe dancing,
and the Kitara Japs give a clever
bit of Japanese entertainment that
pleased. Eddie Carr and company
made the most of The once Boy"
described as Byron Balls great
comedy SKETCH" but the players
seem to deserve a better vehicle.
Lazar and Dale. with their comical
blackface sketch. Joining the I'm
SON" brought hearty laughter and
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-06-01
Poli's-The Mikado.

The Peoples National Opera So
ciety. under the direction of hte
Junior League. presented THE Mi
kado" at Polls Theater last night
for the benefit Of the Salvation Army
drive. Too much praise cannot be
given this organization for the eX-
cellent work done by principals and
chorus, and by the orchestra, all of
which was under the direction of
Rollin Bond, whose excellent cusi-
cianship is already we'll known in
this city. The entire company was
letter perfect in their lines and sang
the we!l-known numbers of the
opera with the calmness and pre-
cision of professionals.
Young women, members of the
Junior League, sold candy and SOU
venirs programs. The home service
fund appeal is under the direction of
William B. Westlake. chairman:
Mrs. Marks A. Woodell, executive
secretary. and L. K. Holland, assis-
tant executive secretary. Miss Kath-
rine Robinson, was in charge of the
work of the league.
During the intermission Mr.. West
lake presentd the aims of the Sal
walton Army in this city and stated
that the $25,0o0 required for mainte-
nance work had been successfully
raised, but that there still remained
the sum of $4,000 to be secured for
the building fund. This money will
be used in converting the old Civil
Service Bureau building at Eighth
and e streets into an emergency
home for girls.
Odell Whipple was the manager
Of the show and John T. Elliott,
stage director.
The Mikado" will be repeated to-
night and tomorrow night. To-
nights performance will be in
charge of the Knights Of Columbus.
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Tomorrow-Trust.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1920-05-06
COY

Mrs. billiard Simpson spent Sunday
with Mrs. Belle Simpson.
Mr.. and Mrs. Aaron Simpson were
in town Monday shopping.
All Ready-to-wear Garments, 25
per cent OF. J. p. Dickerson& Son.
Mrs. Eddie Simpson attended the
races at Lexington Thursday and Fri
day.
Mrs. George Preston was the guest
Of her daughter, Mrs. Nellie Mitchell
% Lancaster.
Mr.. Robert Long has had the old
Evans homestead remodeled and Il
sure looks fine.
Mrs. Abe Burton is able TO be out
again after several days confinement
with a sprained ankle.
Mr.. Andrew Simpson has accepted
a position in Richmond Indiana and
went there Monday.
Old Winter still fingers with us.
The farmers all would gladly welcome
the good old summer time.
Miss Della Murphy returned home
Saturday after two weeks stay with
her cousin Mrs. LOWE Anderson.
The Stork visited the home Of Mr..
and Mrs. James Matthews recently
and left a fine baby girl ehristened
Elsie r.
Virginia l. Simpson has returned
home after a weeks visit with friends
and relatives in Georgetown and
Lexington.
Little Flora Mae the bright little
daughter Of Mr. and Mrs. Dillard
Simpson is visiting her grandmother
Mrs. Andrew Simpson.
Mcsdames Essie Vought and LOWE
Anderson and two interesting chill
dren were the guests Of their mother,
Mrs. Belle Simpson Monday 7. VI.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1920-05-06
Farm Bureau
10 A Sound And Conservative Or.
esni,.tion Along Rish, Lines.

(Bardstown, Ny. StandardD
The Farm Bureau is thoroughly
sound in principle and Is being or.
ganized along conservative lines for
right purposes. An organization 81
this character IL calculated 90 live
long and accomplish great good. The
great farming population ~ this
country has never been organized
sufficiently TO protect their just rights
and many efforts with this end In
view have failed because the founders
Of such organizations have under
taken too many things.
The Farm Bucreau is genuinely
American and has no room for red
radicalisrh. force or anarchy. IL
matters not about a mans nationality
jus, 80 he is for America and the
United States first. The organiza-
tion IL strictly non partisan and well
comes every unselfish and patriotic
man and woman, sincerely interested
in agriculture. 20 join It's ranks, and
help the farmers 81 the country In
their righteous fight for justice and n
square deal.
The purposes Of the Farm Bureau
are 90 improve farming conditions
and TO bring prosperity and more at
tractive and convenient living TO
rural communities: TO encourage in
dus,ry and thrift; to weed out prof.
teering: TO maintain the present gen
eral level ~ prices for farm products
by judicious marketing and through
community selling; to prohibit by
just and fair laws the buying and
boarding Of products for unjust gain
and proh,eering. and where Il Is nee
essary to protect against prottecring.
To engage IN community buying. but
in no event TO attempt TO finance or
operate a store or other business; 20
cooperate with other organizations
similarly striving towards the ends Of
justice and square deal for all
worthy people. and with these noble
objects In view the Farm Bureau can
not fail 10 accomplish great good and
will summon 10 is aid all kindred in
,erests and weld them into a power
ful organization against the wrong
docr and for the perfect success o.
righteous cause
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1920-05-06
Ye Editor.

There are people who think anyone
can be an editor. All an editor has
70 10 is 10 sit at his desk six days in
the week. -four weeks Of the months,
and twelve months Of the year and
edit" such stuff as this:
Mrs. Jones Of Lost Greek let a
can opener slip last week and cut her
self in the pantry"
"A mischievous lad Of Matherton
threw a stone and struck a compan-
ion in the alley last Tuesday.
John Doe climbed on the roof Of
his house last week looking for a
leak. and fell. striking himself on the
back porch"
while Harold Green was escorting
Miss Violet Wise home from a church
social Saturday night a savage dog
attacked them and bit Mr.. Green on
the public square"
Isaac Trimmer was playing with
cat Friday. when IL scratched him
on the veranda."
mir. White. while harnessing a
bronco last Saturday. was kicked just
south Of the eornerib."-The Three
Partners.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1920-05-06
BUCKEYE

Mr.. and Mrs. Dan Ray spent Thur.
day In Danville.
Mr.. Tom Pieratt visited relatives
At Richmond Sunday.
Preaching Saturday r. ". at 2
o'clock. Sunday at II A. NJ.
Mr.. Doty % Richmond was a guest
Of Mr.. Tom Picratt Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Nal Carter and son.
Oscar motored TO Berea Saturday.
Mrs Henry Arnold o. IIyattsville
spent Thursday with Mrs. Ray Noel
All Ready-to-wear garments, 25
per cent of. J. r. Dickerson a Son.
W. NJ $. meets Thursday May 18th
a, 2 o'clock. Mrs. Talbot jenkins,
leader.
Mr.. and Mrs. Hiram Ray entertain.
ed several friends one evening first u
the weet.
Mr. and Mrs. Nal Carter entertain
ed several Of their relatives and
friends Sunday.
Mr.. Frank Gulley Of Nicholasville.
spent from Friday until Sunday with
Mrs. r. W. Sanders.
Mr.. and Mrs. Handy kurtz and
family Of Mercer County, were guests
% Mr. l.. =. Brown and family on
Sunday
Mr.. and Mrs. r. q. Hill. Mr.. and
Nrs Walker Bradshaw spent Sunday
evening with Mr.. Squire Burton who
continues ~.
Miss virgie Watts returned TO her
home in Nicholasville after spending
a month with Mrs X. W Sanders.
Mrs Morford and Mrs. Hiram Ray.
Mr.. and Mr.. Ambrose Calico 81
Richmond. Mr.. and Mrs Forrest Cal
leo and daughters Of McCreary spent
Sunday with Mr. and Mrs LenEy Ray.
have a limited amount o. sugar
a, 80 cents a pound. All kinds %
groceries and anything else you de-
sire at low prices This Is the place
20 trade n YOU want 10 save money.
Thos 3 Pierait.
Mrs. Hiram Ray. Mrs Nora Teater
and Misses Sallic Loue Teater and
Ethyl Ray were at BryAntsyillc on
Saturday to see Mr. Forrest Curtis
who has been sick.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. c. Miles will leave
Monday for Washington u. C.. whi,e
there they viii visit Mr.. and Mrs.
Charlie Chaplin and attend the
Southern Baptist Convention.
The sale Of Mr.. $. ~ Morford was
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1920-05-06
POINT LEAvELL-

Mrs. Clell Tatem is III at this time.
Mr.. A. J. Thompson is very sieh at
this writing.
Mr.. Chester Hammonds was the
guest Of his parents Sunday.
There will be preaching at Good
Hope Saturday and Sunday.
Mr.. A. J. Thompson Of Richmond is
visiting his sister, Mrs. J. NJ. Bell.
An Ready-to-wcar Garments. %
per cent OFT. J. Z. Dickerson& Son.
Mr.. and Mrs. Luther McQuerry are
rejoicing over the arrival Of a little
girl
Quite a number o. people from this
place attended the Circus AZ Rich
mond.
Mrs. Hobart Smith and little son.
Alvin Henderson. have returned to
their home in Lexington.
Hiss Eva Green Of Chattanooga,
Tennessee. is the guest Of her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. George Green.
Messrs Charlie Smith and Walter
and Mural Hammonds made bust
ness trip TO Richmond Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chester Hammonds
and Mural Hammonds and sister and
Miss Edna Mitchell motored to Dan
vile SATURDAY..
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1920-05-06

Modern long.range shells are e.
rarshaped. They thper both NJ the
front and at the rear This tapering
u the rear end IL called boattaillng.
You have noticed that racing automo-
hiles have torpedo shaped stems. A
square, tailed shell or automobile II
actually held back at high speeds be-
cause 81 the vacuum created behind
q Nv the velocity 81 Its movement.
raror'ng the tail leads the air gently
rrd easily into the hole that the shell
~ .., racing car horcs In the atmos-
laesr and thus lessons yucuum's Inn
pc,iac grip on the flying object"-Ev-
rryhp,iy's Magazine.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1920-05-06

A unique church has recently been
completed IN Santa Rosa. Cal. Every
piece 81 timber IN u. except the floor.
wus CUT from one tree--a giant red
wood. rs feet IN diameter. The tree.
which produced 7S.o feet OF timber.
grew on a high mountain range near
GreenvIlle. ~ miles from the Pacific
ocean. and when cut was found to be
about eight hundred years old
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1920-05-06
Pseiae Ocean once south Sea.

tn" Sonih sru - fhc name origin
ally given md sometimes stlll applied
70 the Pacific ocran In i5Ss balboa
crossed he isihuu~ and arrived ou
September - a. y maunialn. from the
summit ~ which looking south. hs
hehelf the sypnuse 81 the ocean
stretching out before him. while the
northern part was closed from view.
lie named u. therefore the South sea.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1920-05-06

well attended and everything sold
well We are very sorry to give up
this family They will leave here
and reside in Nicholasville this year.
The Delta independent., 1920-10-15
w. T. McMuRRAY
Of Eekert

Republican Candidate for Commits
sioner Second District
Mr.. McMurray Is a pioneer in the
state and county, coming to Colora.
do in 1872 and helping to lay the San.
ia Fe railroad in 1876. He was EN-.
ployed with the Sante Fe, running
from Dodge City, Kansas, to Grana.
da. the end Of the run. When the COM
pany built on into Pueblo in 1875 he
was made engineer. and he served
on the run from Pueblo to Coolidge
for fifteen years.
Later his run was from Denver to
La Junta.
In December. 1910, Mr.. McMurray
and his family came to the Western
Slope, purchasing a 800 acre ranch
near Eckert. Since then they have
made additional purchases until they
now own and pay taxes on 1S1 acres
in Delta county. He is man of keen
business ability, who will make a
satisfactory county commissioner II
elected to fill the office he seeks.
The Delta independent., 1920-10-15

OF service; or said action may be re-
gularly set for trial the same as
though such appearance had been
made and issue had been Joined on
such complaint.
The said action is brought by plain
tiff to obtain decree of divorce, dis
solving the bonds of matrimony now
existing between plaintiff and defen-
dant, on the ground of extreme and