The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-08-12

Once: Journal Blds- In.sndsncia and
DeLuna Streets
Pa says
Tibet he Can't Understand
About this here
Third Party:
Sister says Thet it
Looks like to Her
Thet pa Never VIII Understand
Thet Two Is Comply an
Three's a Crowd;
But ma says
Tibet About all the Crowd
Tibet she kin see in That There
Third Party Is the
Crowd what is Pushin' TO
Git Out.
An Jine the Democrats.
%
H. S. Dixon has invented the Orni-
thoper, by which he Is able to fly
through the air with ease. There is
engine The power is enforced solely
by the Tapping of the gigantic wings.
which measure from tip to tip 20 It. s,
inches"
oh, come my Love. the moon Is shining,
You know we have a date for dining;
Some friends in London, as you know
Have hidden us to see Show.
With Dinner first. They are quite
SWELL
You have yours wings on2 Very we'll!
A pleasant way to spend a WHILE
They live in rather sumptuous
style,
So wear your incest evening gown,
To meet our friends in London town;
These wings are large? Yes that is
is true.
But just tonight. perhaps they'll do;
Put on your wrap. the air is chilled
There, we are off! Dear. don't get
spilled!
Let's make Ship by Truck the slo-
gan.
When Colonel House spoke, IT was
surely to the point
The Bar Sinister: the hyphen OF the
Farmer-Labor party.
BUSINESS IN LUIS <AI6CiSS SSSAAAS -
rather "shaky'' just now
A billion and half raise IN ran
rates is a whale of raise.
preserve us from some of the pre-
serves that have been preserved TO
preserve the fruits, which evidently
were not well preserved.
II Is said that the next great book
Mill deal with The Truth About Rus
ola The truth about Russia seems TO
be that nobody knows the Truth ABOUT
Russia.
All of this talk about John Wana'
maker advertising because he is a
great philanthropist is all wrong. He
10 great philanthropist because he
advertised.
With Germany backing the Bolshe-
Wiki, playing politics in Ireland. in
triguing in Japan and ructioning in
Mexico, we should say that Germany
can hardly be called at peace with the
world.
Nothing could more surely prove
that the public pays, than the fact
that on account OF the 20 per cent in
crease in wages 70 railroad men. the
railroads have increased their rates
from IS 20 SO per cent.
The Tampa Tribune says that soft
drink stands are raising the price, in
order to furnish their pakrons with a
kick. And 1t is time some of these
federal agents kicked In to to investi-
gate some of those kicks"
The Miami Metropolis says: ''This is
an important month for Miami. There
10 much to TALK about" That Is just
the way the Metropolis capitalizes it |
Must be lot OF talk going on in Ms,
ami. Maybe they are down on Bimini
The Ocala Banner wants to know
what has become of the double col- |
umn. double loaded, all capital, edi- |
torials. with Illustrations, once appear
ing in the Palm Beach Post? Perhaps
there was not enough capital to keep
'em going.
An exchange says that cities talking |
about their temperatures being the
lowest of any city in the state, is a |
good deal like an automobile dealer. |
Theirs is always ethe best. Well. that
- q mighty good habit for a city or a |
dealer to acquire.
THE BRIGHT NEW DAYS
BY Frank L. Stanton.
The Sun lights all his fires,
The world seems in blaze.