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The Pascagoula chronicle., 1920-01-03
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PANAaAS
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Warm and Comfortable
VUoUS FROM $3.50 TO 1o:3o. E,pe-

Program for Week Beginning lam.
MONDAY.
Select Pictures-Mitchel Lewis in Faith !, .
and VIM. s. Hart. 1Oc and zoe and we, ~ "
TUESDAY
Goldwyn Pictures-Pauline Frederick in o. 4
Life" Comedy and Kilograms loc any .ns h
war tax.
WEDNESDAY
Vitagraph-Co rinne Griffith in THE Rrou,, /
also comedy. 10c and zoe and war ta ,T4'N
THURSDAY
Hallmark Feature---Allen & Devereaux IN "a !. II
Failure" Kilograms and comedy loo AND ny
war tax.
FRIDAY
Pearl White in "The Black Secret" and fvo -. n
and comedy "a Call for Mr. Caveman ia /
and war tax
SATURDAY
Metro-Vioa Dana in 'Some Bride" and last j. q
"Perils of Thunder Mountain" and ~
Smashing Barriers" with William Dunssss
and zoe and war tax.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
EMMETT NEWS

Shop work guaranteed. Get on,
prices. Lisenby & Roberts Auto o.
George Gardner has gone to n.
Soldiers Home in Boise for whia
Cooked food sale by Methodi.t !.
oies, Saturday at Horizons store.
We pay the top price for cream :.
the Coop Exchange.
G. W. Maxfield was a Boise vista.
Wednesday.
For Buick Or Dodge cars let US shov
you. Lisenby 4 Roberts Auto Co.
At the George Turner sale lat
week, hay sold for SO = ton.
Mrs. Ben Demastsrs of Ola Is sp,ri
ing q few days in Emmett, shopping
Floyd Cockrill Of Boise has tak.p
position in the Golden Rule store.
Claude Carpenter has been quite III
the past week with brights' disease
Mrs. w. H. Aliens mother of Sedp-
wick, Colo, arrived Friday to spend
q few weeks.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Bruce and dauph.
ter Alice Of Caldwell are guests at tho
Jack Little home this week.
Mr. and Mrs. w. W. Hoppock wer.
visitors at the H. C. Wilson home in
Boise on Sunday.
Mrs. Jesse Eckroat is in Emme..
from Brownlee.
w. L. Burton was taken seriously
i'll, Wednesday. He is at the home Of
his daughter, Mrs. Vern Munday.
Grace Burton Of Montcur came down
to nurse him.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sherman Glenn and
the children were in town the latter
part of last week, Quitting for the
winter.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
WEEVIL CONTROL
BY SPRAY
Coed Results Obtained In Combating
the Alfalfa Pest.

Alfalfa weevil spray control dem
onstrAtions conducted in Oneida coun.
ty by Claude Wakeland, extension en-.
tomologist, in cooperation with the
farm bureau, have proved beyond any
question that the weevil can be eff
ciently and economically controlled
provided the spray is applied At the
proper time and in the right manner
says = statement by r. J. Smith, Az
rirultural agent Of that county.
On the farm Of Barney L. Jones,
where one Of the spray demonstra-
tons was conducted" says this state
ment, 1.-TWO tons Of alfalfa to the acre
were grown on nine acres that had
been sprayed. whereas the yield on
the one acre that was unsprayed was
only one ton. On the sprayed plot
the aifala was almost denuded Of it,
foliAgs.
Noticeable effects Of theapray were
spparent on the starting Of the second
crop Of alfalfa. On the unaprayed
plot. after the cutting Of the frst crop,
the alfalfa plants did not grow At all
for q period Of about three weeks, due
to the immense number Of larvae
present. which held the vegetation
completely down. On the sprayed
plot, the alfalfa began 70 grow imms-
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
Idaho Won.

Idaho won the football game with
Utah last Thursday The score Was
10 too. Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Plastino
of this city, whose son Felix is cap
tain Of the Idaho team, came home
besming with happiness over the vic
tory, but Mrs. Plastino was worried
during the entire game for fear her
boy would be injured. 1t was the first
game that she had ever seen and the
scrimmages and mix-ups were causes
of apprehension on her part. But that
is just like a mother.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18

diat~ly after the hrst crop had been
cut and no noticeable effect Of larvae
injury was apparent.
"Some Of the farmers were SO con-
WINGED Of the positive results obtain
ed by the use Of the spray that they
are contemplating the purchase of
spray machines to protect their crops
next year"
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
Certified Seed Wheat.

Five thousand bushels Of certified
seed wheat, the Dicklow variety. are
in The hands Of farmers Of this sec
ticn and are available for seed, accord-
~. to County Agent A. L. Berry The
wn at was grown here. Those desir-
lug seed wheat should apply tc Mr..
Berry at his Farm Bursau office.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
Remarkably Correct

/, The Rexall straw vote taken by g.
900 drug stores in all parts of the
United States, proved to be remark
ably correct. The poll forecasting the
election of Harding by large major
ity, and showed the states he would
carry. The poll missed it only on Ok
lahoma and Tennessee, both of which
indicated small majorities for Cox.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
Business Changes

Mrs. Mary Haley ef Sweet has pur-
chased the business srd furniturs Il
the Emmett rooriinG house in Unio1
block and took possession Tuesday.
The Liberty Cafe changed hands this
week, Mr.. Sugre being the new pro-
prietor.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
whv She Would Chance F,Itb.

Mary Jane Is a member of the Epis.
copal Sunday school. One Sunday
when she came home she told her
mother she thought she'd like to
change churches as theirs was 50
hard on white stockings.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
Not E,sv to Practice Thrift.

Thrift begins with tribes and leads
toward contentment. The difficulty Ia
to begin saving just little when you
have plenty. II Is 20 much easier to
spend the whole surplus from week to
week and from month to month while
things are coming easy.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
Union Thankseiying Service.

The Union Thanksgiving service
will be held next Thursday evening at
7:30 o'clock in the Baptist church. DIR.
E g. Keith will preach the sermon.
lie Offering W.. b. given f. i.ral
relief work. Evcl body invited.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
Stolen Car Found.

A Ford car belonging q Perry
spratt was stolen a few nights ago
from his garage,on the ranch. Sher-
IF Keeper on Monday located the car
Mt Eagle.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18

light, with plate Of large pretAels,
have been placed under gla's case
and are on display at the Milwaukee
public museum, preserved for the
page Of future generations.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
ons Good Point.

Jud Tunkins says one thing he adj
price goes up no one stops to worry
you with explanations you can't I'M
derstand.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
Evil.

II evil is inevitable, how are the
wicked accountablef Nay, why do we
gall men wicked at ALI Evil Is lnev-
table, but 1t Is also remediable.-Hor
ace Mann.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
Aberdeen : city Of Granite.

Aberdeen, ; Scotland, Is popularly
known as the Granite City. from the
fact that 1t has more buildings Of sol
Id granite than any other city of 1t.
size In the world.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
Card Of Thanks

We wish to extend our heartfelt
thanks to our many friends for theis
service and kindness in our recent be-
reavement and loss Of our loving
wife and mother.--F. L. Rutledgc.
William, Archie, Irene, Margie and
Gerald Rutledge.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
.s,fstv FIr,t- Better Known.

To-day safety first" Is one Of the
most common expressions In the Eng
lIsh language. Every one knows what
It means and the principles 1t stands
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
SLIGHT Mistake.

Absent minded professor (halfway
through the service)-I thought there
was something wrong. This Is not
the girl | want TO marry.-4From rKar.
ikatrren," Christiania Norway.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
The weiohtiest Causes.

Men understand not what is among
their hands; as calmness is the char
acteristic Of strength. so the weight.
est causes may be most SILENT
Thomas Carlyle.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
Real Beer in Museum

Real beer has taken it's place with
the things that are extinct. Two bot
ties of beer, one dark and the other
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18

will not be responsible for any
debts contracted by anyone but my
self.--Albert Bird. 7-2p
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18

"a KIND. = Inks at Ths Index.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18

her guests, Misses Wayne and Mil
bred Forbes, who are whiting At her
home. The table WAS beautiful in
snowy linen, with red and white car
I a,.cns. A very novel place card Of
an automobile was used to remind tie
jolly crowd Of the trip one Of their
r,embers is soon 70 take. Cards were
Ell ;cyed in the evoni,g. The Misses
Edna Parker ar Lula Taylor Of
Boise were out O, town guests
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18

FOR SALE-20 Big Type Poland Chi
ma pigs, farrowed Sept 10. Leave
orders at Hawkins Hardware, Cash
Grocery or County Agent. c. W.
Hayes, one mile above the Black can
yon. 3-H
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18

acy to the possibilities of weak
ness which as yet may be undevel-
oped. If it is already developed,
you know of it and can verify
what the chiropractor tells you
from your personal experience.
Getting spinal analysis is a step
on the road to health.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18

FOR SALE-A white enameled Dress
er. w. B. Baker, phone 172-J
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

FOR SALE = Second hand lumber.
". B. Baker, phone 172-J.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-11-18

Mr.. and Mrs. Sherman Glenn and
the children were in town the latter
part Of last week, Quitting for the
winter.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-09

They nr, two different species of
eagle. The American eagle In the
uhii..h-adci or bald eagle. while the
German II known hs the imperial
EAGLE. probably id.n,lcally original
with the golden eagle of Europe. our
American eagle hrst npp-ar.d as an
rlnhlcm on the great seal ~ the United
Stntcs. adopted June ~. lsS2; It's de
sign wns shield an the breast ~ an
American bald eagle. TIL. devic. II
stated To have been largely suggested
'o John Adams when minister Ia Gr''a'
Er!tnln hy Sir lohn rrcstwich, Eng.
ilsh HniiIunry. The eagle was first
used on Cnlird States coins In lISS.
The i'.rslnns. Eiruscans, Romans.
French under Napoleon. Austr'ans.
Russians and prusSlans have all u'-'i
on their standards 'hc imperial eagle.
emblem " power: the d"uhle-hcn'i.d
eagle of Austria aud ~ Russia s!gni-
ned power cas-, and west. The Ger
man .a.l" Is the single-hcnded black
.nelc. with red claws nnd tongue and
IN. crown ~ Charlcmagne over the
head.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-09

liens against the respective lets. parts
% lots. blocks and aefchg~ properties
so found and determined to b. liable.
The owner or owners Of property
M found liabl. for such proport,obate
cost of such impr s.fneni are hereby
referred 20 such assessment roll on
file With the Poiic- Judg" for ds-
tailed Information M 10 such arscss-
m~nt
The boundaries within which the
pfoprIy lies thA, has b~cn deter
bia-d To be benefited and to b. AS
srss-d M aforesaid. iH all that prop
rrty IylnK adjacent to tn. said street
aS far as the Improvement extends
tb.f-ou and extending back from the
Aid- lines - snid street TO the center
~ the RESPECTIVE. blocks 30 iying ad-
!sn-ni
Witness my hand aud the seal OF
said city this 9th day ~ July. 1890.
JS-RD A l. LEAvITr.
Polio. Judg. OF said city.
July s'i0'i2
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-09
Love as . camounsse Artist.

To fall IN love means the surrender.
Ing of ones normal capacity for Jud.-
meni. says modern novelist. u is
impossible both 10 love and criticize.
Love turns every goose into a swan.
Lave Is the greatest Of nj, camou-
tlage artists. II makes uglincss ap-
pear beauty. cruelty seem like kind
ness. irnnI,y has sort ~ genius.
When you fall In love with an ass
or cod or mn empiy'headed young
woman with very moderate looks tas
YOU Frequently do, and your friends
point out the truth Ia you Us they
certainly wilD. you either lose your
temper or your friends, or spend your
whole life In lnvcntlnI mitigating cir
cumS,anccs. In either case you are
inevitably and quito properly regarded
as foil. 10 not Imagine that you
can love with discretion. win the
thrills, nj the same time retaining the
reputation of well.halanccd sanity.
That Is observation-disclosures
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-09
WEAn BELLS on THEIR TOES
Men ~ oskss. essoeh Wsst Asvssa,
Ace Cary svsps'sins Assertmsns
sf Othsv TvIaksts.

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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-09

Even oln 10 No Longer chssp.
"Is's % chesp ~ dirt" q
sAs cheap e. Dirt Gay hsvs -
tsied 20 buy any ans blaek 1tst la&olyp
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-09
NOrt't ~ rtiIN. Or PROPOSED
ANst.ssMkNr WO1.L tON THE
IMPROVEMENT az ktANATU
ASt>it ttWN OTN ~1itEET To
iIfu StltI1-r.

III. Common councll q the CITY OF
klamath raiis. DvEDn, having ~.
rrftalncd and dr'-rn ned the propor-
Tomato shaf- for which each lot, part
~ lot, block and ArI.AE" property
shall b- iihbl" for the eos, of making
the proposed Improvement of kihm.
a,h Avenue from 9Th k,f-r, To iith
Nf-rt Including ihtefsrctlons. and
iaSihE on the eth day Of J4iy. 1880.
'ii-i IN III. ofii ~ III. roiie. Judge
~ salG city tihi.m1ht thsf~of
Stirb said aiatmrunt h fA0Wn aud
designated "a the "PnOrORED AZ.
htRkNENT roll for surh improve.
m-hi
NOTICE ~ HEREBY GIVES. ,ha,
rAid Common Council an by r-soiu
iiun n, Monday. the 18th day 90 July
1890. Ht the hoar u O'Clock o m
At IN. Counrii Chamber In the Ci,y
/ Hail of said city said date being a
1 date upon which regular meeting Of
said council Siii h- held as IN. tim,
/ EId place Tor hrArihG and drirfmin.
/ ihE all objections that may be- made
- such assrssm~ni. and ths, there.
ahrf having l-ard and determined
slrh objections " any there should
be. said Common 1oancil Will pro crd
20 Aasrss the prop rionAt- SHARE and
FzT; az the rus; 80 making SAID pro
p1s'd Improvement Ia accordance
9Th the t-nrfi, Aeoruihr To zach 10,
part ot lot. block and acreage prop.
rf,y and by ordinance d-ciar~ such
propofiIona,v shares TO be specific
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-09

MohAmmcdans always look upon
raih-r with suspicion as pigs skin
TIE Koran. therefore. according to
the m5I orthodox directions. Is
bound In cloth.
Tn. secret marks on Bank Of Eng.
land notes, by which forEsri-s are
readily detected. are constantly b.inE
changed Tn. mieToseop. reveal.
many such p-euiiari,.cs to an observ.
ant eye
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-09
Babylonian Relics.

The collert,on of clay tablets and
bricks In III, Hahyloninn section OF
Ynle university numbers now more
than ten thousand and II Is being
steadily added 10 by judlclous purchase.
II In the second largest collection OF
Babylonian tablet records In the world,
Oxford's being first. In the matter OF
undeciphered and unpublished mate
rial. Professor Clay makes for II the
claim Of the most important collection.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-09
uY DIAMOND DYES"

n, S,,sh ~ ruis ycss aatsvhi 10 .
- ~, issist % -Dis MOOD Dyss.'
s., as,ssioss In psshAs>
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-04-09
"sLIcKERs" PEDDLING STOCKS


Information has recently reached
the Government Savings Organiza-
ton that swindlers are going about
the country peddling worthless "oil
well" and "oil land" stocks, in ex-
change for War Savings Stamps,
Treasury Savings Certificates and
Liberty Bonds. In some localities
these slickers seem to vary their pro-
cedure by offering stock in so called
industrial concerns" which accord
ing to the smooth salesman are on the
eve of making more money than the
government mint could turn out in a
month. "In some intances, names of
prominent men are given as hackers
of the enterprise and although the
men whose names are used may never
have heard of the enterprise" says
Ray C.. Teuscher, ssociate Director,
'this fact in norway deters the pro-
motors from gathering in Uncle
Sans securities. Just now, as never
before, you should warn your friends
to beware of the fake worthless stock
concern"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-04-09

over his dizziness and lack of applica-
ton but you never think to tell the
teacher that you appreciate the inter-
est she has shown in your child. Here
is young woman who has given
years of her time and much of her
fathers money in fitting herself to
appear as singer or pianist. You
ask her to delight your guests or take
part on a program to raise funds for
your particular hobby. She rehearses
and practices and gets meager clap
ping of hands, but aside from the
praise in the local paper, few people
take the trouble to thank her for the
pleasure she has given them. A good
housewife tolls for hours in the hot
kitchen to prepare dinner for a
number of her friends. They come
and enjoy it and as they are taking
their leave give her chilly hand
shake and humble something about
"such a good time" And so we
might go on citing these instances of
lack of appreciation, this thoughtless
taking things for granted. But after
all word of real gratitude is always
appreciated and every mothers son,
and daughter, too, likes to have
hearty handclasp and genuine
''thank you" once in while. Let's
do better along this line, all of US.
Ashland, Ill.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-04-09
WON PRIZES

Rev. j. G. Little, pastor of the
First Baptist Church of Pipestone,
is the "star" Christmas Seal sales
man of Minnesota, it was announced
today by Miss Eva X. McGarry, state
seal sale director for the Minnesota
Public Health Association.
The Fighting Parson" has been
awarded silver loving cup in rec
ognition of his successful direction
of the 1912 health seal sale in Pipe
stone county. His unique methods
made the sale of Health Bonds,
equivalent to seals, exceptionally
large.
With population of but 9,815,
Pipestone county broke all records
with per capita sale of 30.57 seals
at one cent each. Total returns. were
$3,002.15, more than seven times
greater than the $409.9s produced
by the last sale, that Of 1917.
The second county prize, also a
silver loving cup, goes to Redwood
county with a population of 13,425.
The per capita sale of 1892 seals
brought $3,077.26. The 1917 total
was $8O3.OS.
E. A. Olson, of Nelson won the
first honors among the local managers
in the "below 1000 population" class.
The per capita sale, among the 157
residents of that village was 159
seals. Total receipts were 1881.
Thief River Falls with 5000 res
idents tops the $4,000 to 10000 pop
ulation" class. A per capita sale of
eight seals brought $400.97. The
loving cup is awarded to the Farm
Bureau which directed the sale there.
The fifth loving cup was won by
Miss Elizabeth Martin of Minneap-
oils, which is in the above 10000 pop
ulation class. The per capita sale
was six seals and the total returns
were $25,824.7S.
Donors of the five cups were S. W..
Dittenhofer of st. Paul, F. T. Hef-
felfinger of Minneapolis, w. A. Nc
Gonagle of Duluth, c., A. Severance,
of st. Paul and Mrs. Charles Mayo,
of Rochester.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-04-09

cause of sympathy that Eben was
drawn toward Tim, for Eben had
had never been sick in his life and
Tins pale face and small thin hands
told the best that was in him that
poor little Tim needed a champion
to protect him from the other rough
boys.
MrAkrumble, the new master, was
a stein, forbidding man, much like
Eben's uncle. Poor little Tim shook
every time the master mentioned his
name.
Mr.. Rumble had very beautiful
pocketknife. it was very valuable
knife, which had been brought from
some foreign country. He priced
this knife very highly and kept it
locked up in case which he always
carried with him.
One day he happened to leave his
case on his desk unlocked, for he had
been gazing at his dearest1posses
for the last half hour. Just as he
was dismissing the school, passing
friend called to him that if he wanted
a "lift", he had better hurry and
come along. So the case lay on the
desk forgotten.
The next day the teacher hurried
to the school, for he had remembered
that his case was in the schoolhouse.
However, he did not worry, because
he thought he had locked the case in
a drawer in his desk.
Half an hour later the pupils COM
ing into class, were warned by the
masters black looks, that something
terrible was going to happen.
Tim and Eben sat together on a
bench. The master asked each boy
in turn, whether he had seen the
pocketknife. Each boy answered in
the negative. Finally the master
turned to Tim.
He asked, in a.voice which sounded
like thunder to Tim, 'Have you seen
my pocketknife since yesterday, sir?"
Poor Tim, being terribly frightened
and beginning to tremble very much,
could not answer Immediately.
But soon as he found his voice
he answered ''No, Sir, / ha-haven't
se-seen your pocketknife."
The master, thinking Tim was try
ing to tell lie said, "Sir, you hand
that knife to me and come up here"
Then the master walked up to a cor
ner of the room where the birch rod
reigned supreme. Tim, Seeing the
act, reeled and would have fallen but
for Eben's staying hands. The shock
of finding that he had been accused
of stealing was too much for Tim. He
had fallen into a dead faint The
master began to work upon Tim and
soon restored him to consciousness.
Then Eben arose and said to the
master, Sir you accuse this innocent
lad of being thief. A thief Why,
he couldn't harm a fly for ne is so
soft hearted. And you think that just
because you could brighten him he is
guilty. Why sir, I'd be ashamedp
The master was speechless with the
thought that one who was generally
so well behaved and one of his best
pupils, was trying to tell him what
was right and what was wrong.
After moment had passed, the
master said, with biting sarcasm,
"Well, Smouch, since you seem to he
so well informed, can you tell me
who is the guilty party?"
mo, sir, / Cannot" said Eben.