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The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-10-20

ACUTE INDIGESTION
SOON RELIEVED
Arkansas Lady Says She Was
in a Serious Condition, but
Promptly Recovered
After Taking Thed-
ford's Black
Draught.

Peach Orchard, Ark--Mrs Eta Cox.
4 this place, says: Some time ago
I had a spell OF acute indigestion. and
was In bad AK. ! knew / must have
a laxative. and tried Black Draught.
II relieved me. and / soon was all
right. -..
u can't say enough for hcdford's
Black Draught and the great good
IL did for me.
1T is fine for stomach and liver
trouble, and keep It for this A few
doses soon make me feel ms good as
new. l am glad 10 tell others the good
it did"
Acute indigestion Is a serious matter
and needs prompt treatment or dan
gerous results may ensue. physi-
clans help may be needed. but good
dose Of Thedford's Black Draught will
be Of benefit by relieving the system
from the undigested food which Is the
cause OF the trouble.
Thedford's Black -Draugh IL purely
vegetable, not disagreeable to take and
acts in a prompt and natural way.
So many thousands Of persons hive
been benefited by the use Of Thedford's
Black Draught. you should have no
hesltancy in trying this valuable. old
well-establshed remedy. for most liver
and stomach disorders.
Sold by all reliable druggists.-tA dvD
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-10-20
League of Nations Has
AlreadyAuerted Two Wars

of a man so internationally known as
Mr.. Root
When it came to the leagues inter-
national health commission the United
States was again unable to send an
official representative, though America
has always led in matters of interna-
tional health safeguards. The situa-
ton was saved by the Red Cross Civ
ing creden ials to the American repre-
sentative and so, without a vote Amer
lea was able to present its views.
To Rescue U. S. Soldiers.
The league has been appealed to to
rescue fifty American soldiers who are
in prison in Moscow. The alternative
was to invoke the peaceful processes
Of the league or to start private war
or, OF course, leave the boys in jail.
There are other big things going on
in the league which directly interest
the United States but In which she can
take no real part in the league council
For example, there is the permanent
disarmament commission which is col
lecting Information regarding the traffic
in arms and ammunition in non
progressive countries, and beginning the
work Of disarmament.
The league has a treaty registration
section with which twenty international
treaties are already filed. The United
states, beneVlng IN open ulploIldcN'
finds itself on the outside and without
participation in these matters. Already
Japan and Great Britain has submitted
their treaties to the league but the
United States Is not in position to
even state effectively its policy as to
the far east.
The United States may stay out OF
this "scrapped league" which Is doing
business at a remarkable rate. If it
does and starts Some other league" the
only partners it can get in North and
South America will be Costa Rica and
Mexico. All the other nations of the
western hemisphere are already in the
present league.
In Europe the United States might
get Russia, Turkey Austria and Ger
many to join some other league" as
they are, up to NOW. outside the pres
ent league Of nations-they haven't
been invited to join.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-10-20
Far From Being "SCrapped,"
1t Is Performing Great
Service to World.

Washington.-(N. E. A.)-Uncle Sam
finds himself on the outside looking in
while the league Of nations goes on
about its business.
Far from being "scrapped," 1t is a
going concern and Is binding agree
ment upon its members. There have
been ten sessions of the leagues coun-
Gil, the most notable results of which
have been to avert two wars. war
threatened between Sweden and Fin
land. The controversy was territorial.
involving the island of Aland. Both
countries have agreed to refer the
whole matter to the league-and mean
while peace instead OF war exists.
Poland and Lithuania actually came
to blows when the league stepped in.
rot by force but with the offer of the
leagues machinery This. too, was a
boundary dispute. Both parties stopped
fighting and the council has taken the
matter up for final settlement.
Between nations not members Of the
league, OF course the enforced inter-
vention is not possible. In both cases
display OF force nor even any talk of
force by the league. 1t was substi-
tuition OF trial by jury for lynch law.
U. s. UnohcIalIy Represented.
The United States, to protect its enor-
nous financial interests, simply had to
be represented at the leagues interna-
tional financial congress at Brussels
Unofficial" delegates attended. but
while they were listened to with re-
spect by the regular delegates, they
had no vote and cut about as much
ice as Alaska's delegate cuts in the
house Of epresentatives-even less. be-
cause, really, they had no right even to
speak.
Even Elihu Root, representing the
United States at The Hague, where
under Article XIV OF the league OF
nations, a worlds court was being ar
ranged for, was an "unofiiciaI mem
Der OF that conference, and without a
vote could speak only by courtesy. N
was a severe test even for the prestige
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-10-20

, An especially good performance will be
put on this afternoon"
There were enough guns In the party
to have equipped the Polish army, but
no one attempted to draw one. No
tenderfoot ever does try to draw one
under such circumstances, unless he is
n bigger fool than he really need to
be. And as for the bears
Shucks Yellowstone Park has been
full Of automobile campers all sum-
mer long. Some of them are women
who were not accompanied by men.
Some are boys and girls along with
mother and grandpap. They put up
their little tents by the side Of streams
miles from the nearest ranger station
and other miles from the nearest camp
neighbor. Nothing has ever happened.
A bear may, will and does steal food
from such camp, but he never both
ers n camper. The campers are as
safe as though they were in their little
white beds at home.
The western men know these things.
goodly share OF the privately owned
cars which entered the Yellowstone
Park this summer were from the near
by states. They did not assay one gun
to the hundred. If a westerner carries
a rod" he has something definite In
mind. Either he is loking for some
one or some one Is looking for him.
If stick--up man tells him to stick
'em-up he sticks 'em-up. If bear
snuffles around his camp he turns on
the other side and goes to sleep. Be-
fore going to bed he has hung the
bacon high in a distant tree where the
bear can't get It, anyhow. and where
his efforts to get it will not disturb the
bacon owners rest.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-10-20
Bits of BypIay
BY LUKE Mel UKE
Copyright. 1920. by
The Cincinnati Enquirer.

Hoorayl
Cheer up. brother don't be snappy,
Let a smile replace your. frown;
1t should make man feel happy
To
see
prices
going
down.
Mean Brute.
at says here that arsenic will whit
as she looked up from the newspaper
she was reading. DO you think
ought to try some?"
Yes" growled Mr. Gabb. Take
about a pound the first dose"
Things to Worry About.
Dead rats have gone up to 90 cents
dozen in the Canton (China) mar
kets.
Gosh!
Amt nature wonderful" said Docks,
1T sure amazes me heap!
The ocean dashes on the rocks
Until 1t rocks itself to sleep
Names.
IT'S a funny thing" said Prltchard,
How a Christian name won't stick;
You can name the baby Richard,
But the world will call him Dick"
A Cinch.
When any man you chance TO quiz
About his things of worth,
He's sure to tell you his dog Is
The very best on earth.
Bless Her Hearth
(Kansas City Starr
Miss Dimple Chinn, 34O7 Broadway.
has returned after a visit with DR.. and
Mrs. T; B. Miller and family at Geren-
wood, Mo.
Can You Beat III
This represents the name OF Chi
cago man who Is in the paint business;
o o o o o o o
What Is his name?
Why, Zero Marks, Of course!
''' Market.
think that kissing is real bliss,
And / know this:
I'll bet I'd rather kiss rbss,
Than miss a kiss
Men quickly tire of welded bliss,
A fact then this is:
They soon would rather miss the
kisses,
Than kiss the missus.
Newark Advocate.
Quite right you are, for there's no
Like soulful kisses
There's no such bliss in husbands kiss
To his own missus.
Hastings (Neb.) Tribune.
Firms Is Firms.
No, dear reader, Goforth >& Payne
are not dentists. They are in the
grocery business at Morrstown, Tenn.
Names Is Names.
Ida Hotop lives in Louisville, Ky.
Our Daily Special.
A Polite Man Has To Tell A Good
Many Lies.
Luke McLuke Says.
The married man who claims that
he is boss in his home will lie about
other things, too, if he gets chance.
Daughter may not believe 1t. But
there was a time when mother was
young and pretty and believed that
handsome prince would marry her and
put her in golden castle, .s..
You can't get a farmer to believe
that man can get any exercise out
of playing lawn tennis.
The reason why a man never says
anything mean to another mans wife
is because he saves all his meanness
for his own wife.
1t is the kind of man who doesn't
amount to anything In his town who
tells you that his town doesn't amount
to anything.
Do not imagine that the girl with the
dreamy eyes is so drowsy that she is
going to overlook anything.
The worst thing one housekeeper can
say about another housekeeper is that
she never sweeps under the beds
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-10-20
Difficult to Keep Your
Hair Wavy? Read This

II YOU have not yet tried the new way,
the silmcrmc way, by all means do SO.
Nuull never again use the ruinous heated
iron. The curlinosS will appear SO per
tcctly natural and the hair viii hc 50
beautifully ustrouS instead OF dried
and psrChcd Thus liquid s.lmcrirc
serves also as a beneficial dressing for
the hair. II is neither sticky nor
greasy. but quite pleasant TO use. II
should be applied with clean tooth
brush before puttnE zap Tho hair, draw
mE the hrush Through the hair from
root Co tip
Tho hair Will have the lov,h,st CurlS
and waves imarinablc IN three hours,
and 70 Will ho easy TO manage, no mat
ter how Aou DO % M \ few ounces "
the liquid FROM your druggist viii last
"a long time tAdNN
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-10-20
(RY herbert CoREYN

Yellowstone National Park.-Cow-
boys shot out the lights OF the hotel
at Cody on the night Of the big dance.
'Thcy did, hey?" comments the old
timer. Like huckleberrlas they did.
Dudes shot 'em out That's what.
These gum toting eastern dudes"
II looks like the case Is proved
against the dudes. They're the boys
that Jingle with hollow iron. They
have been fed on owen Wister and
Zane Grey and Harold Bell Wright
know the classes are getting n little
bit mixed, but the facts are straight
until they like to pretend that the
old west Is still rs noisy and devlllsh
ms II used to be. So they buy them
selves n couple OF automatics and n
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-10-20
Saved Life
Tf~ ~--~ ~-.s7s -.
DOCTORS GAVE UP

says Mrs Gomas. of this city. Here
is her testimonial,
Chattanooga, Tenn.t want to thank
you for the good Systone did my hus-
band, Last year he was down with the
flu. The doctors said they would not
give cents for his life | heard about
Systone and got a bottle. He began
to improve from the first dose. and in
five days he went back to work
MRS. ELIZA GOMAS.
This is only one OF many testimonials
we have from people who had the III
and from those who know Systone kept
them from havin this dreaded disease.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-10-20
FOR BURNING ECZEMA
Apply Zemo, the Clean, An
tiseptic Liquid-Easy to Use
Does Not Stain

Greasy salves and ointments should
not be applied if good clear skin is
wanted. From any druggist for 35c, or
Sl.0O for large size, get a bottle of Zemo,
When applied as directed it effectively
removes eczema, quickly stops itching,
and heals skin troubles, also sores.
burns, wounds and chatting. 1t pene-
trates, cleanses and sootheS. Zemo is
a clean, dependable and inexpensive
antiseptic liquid. Try it, as we believe
nothing you have ever used is as etiec-
tive and satisfying.
The E. w, Rose Co., Cleveland. o.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-10-20

Corn, nice ripe yellow corn, and
seeds and acorns and chestn0ts,i Hh4
swered Striped Chipniunk.H And now
I'm looking for some big, fat hickory
twinkled. Have you seen any, Happy
Jack?"
Happy Jack said that he hadn't seen
any, and Striped Chipmunk remarked
that he couldn't waste any more time
talking II he wanted to Ill his store
1ouse, and scurried away. Happy Jack
watched him go, a puzzled little frown
puckering up his brows.
II believe he knows something about
those nuts think I'll follow him and
have peep into his storehouse," he
muttered.
Next story; Happy Jack Spies on
Striped Chlpmunk.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-10-20
Hoods !,
Sarsaparilla
Makes Food
Taste Good

Creates an appetite. aids digestion,
purifles the blood. and thus relieves
scrofula, catarrh, the pains and
aches Of rheumatism and gives
strength to the whole system.
Nearly 80 years phenomenal sales
tell the story Of the great merit and
success Of Hoods sanaparilla, It
10 jus.' the medicine you need now.
Hoods Pills help--flne cathartic.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-10-20

Why Not Get the. Best.
When you have a bad cold why not
get the best remedy obtainabe, one
that has a world wide reputation for
It's cures viz. Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy. (Adv)
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-10-20
INSIST ON
SYSTONE
1t Will Keep Your
System Healthy
FOR SALE BY

10 Anderson, Eighth and Market SITS. :;
Stong Bros, Market and Main SITS.
Dayton Drug Co., East Ninth and King
SITS; r. j. Miller, West Ninth and
Chestnut Sts-(AdV)
New-York tribune., 1920-07-25
! ~
SAFELY
TOTHE
TOP
HALF
DOME

On the right is the ia
nous Half Dome of Cali
fornia's won i e r f u lly
beautiful Yosemite Val
ley. Its glacier-pol-
ished surface has always
been so steep and so
smooth that TO climb it
successfully was an ex-
ceedingly dangerous and
laborious undertaking,
and one attempted only
by the most skilled and
experienced climbers.
Through the generosity
of NJ, Hall McAllister,
of the Sierra Club, an
ingenious galloway has
been constructed that
permits even the anna
teur climber to make the
ascent in comparative
ease and safety. Our
picture of the 9,000-foot
high Half Dome views
this mighty work of ma
ture from the East. All
aboard-let's go,
L. JeflerS
New-York tribune., 1920-07-25

Right Five intrepid
climbers (the fourth is
a woman) making the
steep ascent by means
of the galloway, The
smooth rock rises at an
angle Of from as to so
degrees and is so slip
perry that it is exceed
ingly d a n rous to
wear the hob-nai ed
boots that are used IN
ordinary n t a i n
climbing, rubber soled
tennis shoes clinging
more safely to the
CLASSY surface. And we
here at home complain
if the elevator isn't
working and have to
climb three flights of
stairs.
New-York tribune., 1920-07-25

Left-The overheng at
the summit Of Half
Dome and the glorious
view that rewards the
climber. To the west
the Yosemite Valley,
to the east the great
slopes of the Tenaya
Canyon leading to the
summit of Clouds
Rest, while over a
pile beneath you the
valley floor itself. How
many of you could
stand on this rocky
ledge in lnid-air and
not want to leap off
into space?
New-York tribune., 1920-07-25

Lett-Six hundred feet
of trail and stone steps
lead to Half Dome's
big 800-foot long an
cline. Here begin the
posts anchored deep in
the rock every ten feet
and connected by steel
cables. Heavy chains
bolted to the rock fur
ther support the steel
posts, the latter being
removed in the winter
50 that the cables will
lie fiat on the rock to
prevent injury from
ice avalanches. We
can't help but wonder
what the photographer
hung on to while TAX
ing this picture.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-05-21
Auditors To Report
On Teachers Boost
Monday Evening

Auditors who have been compiling
figures according 10 the federal survey
schedule 70 reach the total amount
needed by the school board TO pay in
crcases in teachers salaries. win make
their report Monday night at a regular
meeting of the board
This report is looked forward to with
keen interest, not only by teachers. but
persons on the committee who have
been appointed to whit upon the mayor
to take up the question OF a school tax
adequate to meet the total increase In
accord with the government schedule.
The teachers are anxious In know at
what time payment OF the increase is
10 begin and when they will receive
back pay due them since Jan. l.
No Information as to whether further
bids on the second issue OF $3.50 600 In
school bonds have been received, has
been given. II was reported, however.
that any in the hands OF the board
would he made public at the meeting
Monday
@ W Garner, secretary, is expected
20 return to Memphis Monday from St
Louis Cincinnati and other cities
where he has been studying educational
conditions. II is Anticipated that he
will have lengthy report to make
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-05-21
Final Details Of
Chambers Drive
Are Worked Out

Final details Of the Chamber OF Com
mcrcc membership campaign which
starts Monday night at $50 with a
dinner and formal induction into office
OF the new officers, were worked out a.
a conference Of the Reds and Blues
with Commander O, X Houck and the
executive committee Friday
Miss CharI O. Williams and Mrs Sam
Phillips, who head the wpmens teams
on opposing sides. reported a complete
iy organized team. Percy y. Shnlars
reported he has arranged for plenty OF
good music. He reported also the aon-
ing az the city So teams may work with
out confusion Judge r r. Kelley add
ed her Endorsement TO the campaign IN
2 statement given to Chairman T, b.
Hooker Friday.
As the mind Of man IL the power
controlling the power of the body. go
the Chamber OF Commerce is the power
controlling civic. industrial and coop
orative growth OF the city Mrs Kelley
declared. The war has aroused the
spirit Of service and 1t will die, react
or continue In proportion 10 the strength
and support given 10 centralized inter-
est like the Chamber Of Commerce, SO
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-05-21
"ROVING MARINES"
LEAVE PRAISING
MEMPHIS HIGHLY

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Ne'np...s ~. SIX u'''' "'' 'or '''''''
hotN thursday night Iheiv TWO spe'
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The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-05-21

we must throw ourselves whole heart
eddy into the great work and see II
build our city
III every man realized the value to
his business and home life Which the
chamber really represents, he would
consider time and money well spent
which have been given toward Its pro-
motion"
Bolton Saith. also a member OF the
honorary executive, committee, in ten
dering his services. declared; Il am
glad there is TO be membership cam
,1aign. The chamber. next TO our gov
eminent, IL tho most vital TO the well ~
being Of our community and member
shin in Il is the most direct mcthoe OF
being 100 per cent Memphan."
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-05-21
CHICKASAW COLLEGE
HOLDS COMMENCEMENT

FONTOTOC. Miss, May Il. tSplD -
The commencement exercises of Chick
asaw college OF this place are now in
progress. Dr. w, n. Hin, OF Corinth,
delivered the baccaaureate sermon on
Sunday. An operetta by Miss Helen
Vreidenberg and her advanced music
pupils was given Wednesday.
The annual commencement concert
was given Thursday evening. and Hon,
John Foster Frierson of Columbus, will
deliver the address 10 the graduating
class Friday evening.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-05-21
PRITcHARD TO SPEAK.

John Pritchard. secretary OF the
American Hardwood Traffic associa-
ton. will make an address on THE
Hardwood Industry Friday night at
$50 O'Clock At the regular monthly
meeting Of the Mems Fellowship club
OF the First Congregational church
supper will be. served by the ladies OF
the church. This meeting will close
the season for the club.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-05-21
TRIMBLE SCHOOL CLOSES

NEWBERN, Tenn. May Fl. (Spl -
The Trlmble high school, which Is To-
Gated north Of here, has closed with
one OF the most successful terms in its
history,
The institution has been under the
management of Prof. r. l.. Grills for
a numbfE of years A program was
rendered by the graduating class.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-05-21
MILAN SCHOOL CLOSES.

MILAN, Tenn, May q. (SpL 1.-THE
Milan high school closed the most sue
cessful term OF It's history "Wednesday
evening when the graduating class re-
ceived diplomas. The grammar school
class had their graduating exercises on
Tuesday morning and the awarding OF
high school diplomas Wednesday closed
the commencement exercises
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-05-21
TROOPS REACH IRELAND.

British cavalry and infantry are arriv-
ing IN Ireland. but the total number
Of troops now in tho island stu is con-
siderabiy below that OF year ago.
Many men then on duty had enlisted
for the duration of the war and have
since been demobilized.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-05-21
CHUMLEY PROMOTED.

The promotion OF c. NJ, Chumley. su =
pervlsor of bridges and buildings for
the Illinois Central railroad, to road
master, with headquarters AT Water
Valley, Miss, has been announced from
the office of A, II Egan. general super
int0ndent.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-05-21

Each package of Diamond Dyes"
contains directions so simple that any
woman can diamond dye a new, rich,
fadeless color into worn, shabby gar
ments, draperies coverings. whether
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-05-21

wool, silk linen, cotton or mixed goods.
Buy Diamond Dyes"--no other kind
then. perfect results are guaranteed
even II you have never dyed before.
Druggist has color card, adv.
The Mt. Sterling advocate., 1920-05-25
MISSOURI AND WHAT SHE is DOING

citizen Montgomery county, Mr. Barker Lane Of
Cas county, bit which reinforcement to the
things have had relative to good roads 1t will be
mmbd that Missouri state compared with Kentucy that
many aspiring pucky boods of this State make
the thriving citizenship Of this Western State fast forging her the
enterpsng of States These people in
nsey interested good roads, Johnson county No. adjoining Cass
county literally webbed with surfaced roads Cass county
the home of Mr. Lane caught the conon and will be
thoroughly equipped kin county Such roads necessity
and they alone withstand the heavy loaded trucks only such
trucks needed for when the farmer ready market his products
be does take bites the cherry Trucks the West
largely used the of all fehts farm products merchandise
and livestock AS conditions Missouri they Kentucky
They and be and solved In Missouri the bond
method and and federal plans have been accepted and through them
the work of constructing good roads moving Only few found
oppose those
the cities who have suffcncy and just waiting be
hence Kentucky win trail Her citizenship becoming
needs and when the roll called the
viii be found the top of the list.