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The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
Couered With BoiLs
Interesting Case of Georgia Man, Who Says He
Found Relief BY Taking ZirOn

spent for it. ziron certainly helped me
lot
when I began taking zfron, was
covered with blood boils, and felt so
bad and tired all the time. 1t was all /
could do to go. Now / feel good, and
am also well of the boils, and Ziron is
what did the work"
How about your blood?
Does it lack iron?
If so, take Ziron Iron Tonic. It will
put iron into your blood, help tone up
your nerves, and help build up your
system.
Buy bottle of ziron, today.
At your druggists.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
Uniform Berries.

"What nice large strawberries =
said the lady in the market.
"Yes, ma'am; aren't they beauties?"
replied the man with the near-white
apron.
"How do you sell them?"
"Fifty cents a quart, ma'am."
"And are they just the same at the
bottom of the basket as on the topT'
"Oh, yes, ma'am; fifty cents a
quart, just the same"
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
An Alarm Clock pon.

Flatbush-That dog Of yours looks
Ike a good watch dog.
Bensonhurst-Are you joklng7
'No; Of course, I'm not Joking"
well, I'll tell you how good he is.
We have put an alarm clock In his
house so he1l wake up Ia time to come
over for his breakfast IN the morn
ing"
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
Nntlve-What is that?


First Lawyer-The Smith Robin
sons are kicking because we don't set
tie the estate.
Second Lawyer-As If we didn't
need the money as much as theyi
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
Gloomy Prospect.

II hope" said the newly-made wild
ow, wiping away tear, that poor,
dear Thomas won't be ranged with the
goats instead Of the sheep
"Of course not" replied the consola-
tory friend. "ThOmas was a truly
good man.
"Yes,n sighed the widow, "but he
would keep butting in"
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
Cross Is Right.

1.-THE original cross-examination," re-
marked the mournful philosopher,
must have been the third degree pro-
cedure Eve used on Adam when her
husband remained away a large part
of the night sitting up with sick
friend.v
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
GOOD cItIzenshlp Flrst.

Your town won't grow unless you
grow. The size Of any community Is
determined by the quality Of its citi-
zens, not by their number. Your duty
to yourself and to your town is to be
good citizen.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
80 OUT OF 100
Neea vaoher-aaIm At rIms..

Nothing better for summer colds,
hurts or itching. Keep 1t handy.
Agents wanted where we have none.
q. w. Vacher, Inc, New Orleans,
Ln.-AdY.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
Practical Value.

"Can your friend boast Of good
unquestloned birth2
"Well, he's just engaged good one
on an ocean liner. but he amt boast
ing about It."
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09

"Only come back 90 the stock com
pany and wen give you fat part in
the next new play"
you've iollied me before about
your fat parts. That's too thin"
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
SCHULZE REMEDY co.
station L Kansas City, Mo,
Station I

Fircl Protect Your Property Guaranteed
formula az one-tenth cost for positive dry
chemical extlngusher. 800; Investigate ;
details free T.. W Bon. Columbia, C., r.. q.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
The New Enlolsnev.

Carer-How is your new Office boy
getting along these days?
Business Man-Oh, tinel He's got
things so mixed up now that couldn't
do without him.-Oakland Aegis.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09

The Foreigner-rhere is something
In your language ] cannot under
stand
The Native-What is thatf
The Forelgner-Why, you say man
Is Of loose habits when he starts to
get tight
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09

IN OILS, pimples, sores, and other
II skin troubles usually denote i'm
pure blood. People with red,
iron-saturated blood generally have
clear, healthy skin, good compilations,
rosy cheeks, and feel as well as they
look.
If your blood is bad, weak in iron,
the experience of this Whitfield County,
Georgia, man should interest you. Mr.
Frank Armstrong writes from Varnells
Station
Il wish to say that / have taken
Ziron Iron Tonic, and never have re-
gretted one cent Of the money that /
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09

I'm in tough position declared
the Judge who had resigned to resume
the practice of law. "Been employed
TO try to get new trial for a man
/ sent TO Jail"
"Wen?"
"Shall ! decline the case, or shall
! make myself out "a mutt for con
victIng this man?"
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
THE CIRCLE.

Mr.. Doughbag-When I was your
age didn't have a dollar
Reggy Doughbag- dad. when
] am your age I probably won't have
a dollar.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09

81 want a young man Of steady hab-
its to attend my racing horses"
"Of course, you need man Of stabls
character"
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09

Amateur Angler suppose the
next thing, the fish win be mu4zled.
Professional Fisherman-YO need
not worry II they amt They won't
bite.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09

Constipation generally indicates disordered
stomach. liver and bowels. WriEht's Indian
Vegetable pills restore regularity without
griping.-Adv.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
Never NeoIeotful.

AAro'a kettle fumes and bubbles
with an unremittinE fuss.
We might forget our troubles
II they'd do the same To us.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09

man In love is always blind until
he finds 1t necessary to sew on his own
buttons.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
An Efficiency Test.

Efficiency we all eNtol
hope we'll some day learn II
So well that we can dig up coal
AS fast as we can burn it.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
FOR GOOD HEALTH

TaLeK & laxative Tablets. Americas greatest
system regulator. Send SOC today for boz Of our
vegetable tablets They will satisfy will refund
your money. Send remittance by check or money
order.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09

4 possibility is something you want
to happen, but which refuses to do so.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
No Lauahlna Matter.

Il admire the man who laughs at
danger, don't your "No, think he
has a mighty poor sense Of humOr."
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09

Accept California; Syrup Of Figs
only--look for the name California on
the package then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less physic for the little stomach, liver
and bowels. Children love its fruity
taste. Fun directions ON each bottle,
You must say California. ADV.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09

A divorce court isn't always a part.
ing injunction.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09

The fearful unbelief is unbelief in
thyself.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09

Uneasy lies the face that wears the
drug store complexion.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22
GOT MARX TWAIN STIRRED UP
Humorist, Tired OF Listening to Series
of Remarkable Stories, Rose to
the Occasion.

naval officer said at a banquet
in New York:
Some of the war stories that | hear
remind me of Mark Twain. Mark. you
know, once sat in the smoking room
of steamer and listened for an hour
or two to some remarkable lies. Then
he drawlcd:
Boys these feats Of yours that
you've been telling about recall an adj
venture of my own in Hannibal There
was a fire I'm Hannibal one night, and
old man lIankinson got caught in the
fourth story of the burning house. 1t
looked as if he was a gOner. None
Of the ladders was long enough to
reach him. The crowd stared at one
another with awed eyes. Nobody could
think of anything to do. Then all of
q sudden, boys, an idea occurred to
me. "Fetch me a rope !" yelled Some.
body fetched a rope. and with great
presence of mind | flung the end of II
up to the old man. Tie her round
your waist !" | yelled Old man Han
kinSon did so and pulled him
down."
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22
SEEKS FOE OF Jap BEETLE
Specialist Has Been Detailed to
Bring to This Country Enemy Of
horticultural Pest.

The japanese beetle is going to have
its old enemies on its trail in this
country. The United States depart
ment of agriculture has sent man to
Japan to find those enemies and send
them across the ocean. They will
then be established in the sections of
New Jersey where the beetle has
gained a footholl, and they are eX-
pected TO aid greatly in the control of
the pest.
The agent employed in Japan is
familiar with japanese conditions and
IS = specialist in this kind of work II
is expected that the task will require
his s0iourn in Japan for two or three
years. While something is known of
the parasites Of the Japanese beetle
great deal is Still to be learned only
under field conditions where the
beetle lives with all the enemies that
prey upon IT, The beetle reached This
country with importations of green
house plants, and thus far apparently
his been comparatively free from mo-
lestatons by natural enemies.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22

A village minister IN New England
was called upon to go several miles
into the country to olIiciate at the flu
neral of a farmers wife Arrived at
the house Of grief, the minister spoke
the usual words Of sympathy and CON
dolence TO the bcrcft husband:
you have met with a great loss,
brother"
'Yaas," was the reply. AN It makes
good the old sayin that mlsfortunes
never come sngy, lost my best boss
four days ago, an now she's gone. !
tell We I'm gettin' hit hard."-TIarpcr's
WeekIN.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22
LIfe,s Llttle Problems.

George, dear" began the worried
woman,
yes, wonsit?" grunted George, with
out looNing up from his newspaper.
"Would you mind helping me with
little bit Of arithmeucy she pleaded.
Not at ALL"
well if we pay the new cook the
wages she wants will we have enough
money left to buy anything for her 10
cook I'-London Answers.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22
Easily Remedied.

"Whom have we here?' said the
King Of the Cannihal islands ms pris-
oner in soldiers uniform was dragged
before him
He appears TO be a raw recruit"
answered the prime minister.
VERY well, cook him"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22

In Queensland March l is kept as a
holiday sacred To- ST. David, the patron
saint Of Wales, who resided in Meme
yiu, which early became popular
place of pilgrimage William the Com
queror Henry II and Edward ! went
10 this place, Two pilgrjmageS to
Mcncyia were commonly regarded as
the equivalent OF one pilgrimage 10
Rome.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22
THAT FADED FR0CK
WILL DYE LIKE NEW
diamond Dyes" Freshen Up Old,
Discarded Garments.

Don't worry about perfect results.
Use Diamond Dyes" guaranteed to
give new, rich, fadeless color to any
fabric, whether It be wool, silk, linen,
cotton or mixed goods,--dresses,
blouses, stockings, skirts, chldren's
coats, feathers--eyerything
Direction Book in package tells how
TO diamond dye over any color To
match any material, have dealer show
you Diamond Dye" Color Card.--Adv.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22
Where is Relief From
Blazing Skin Diseases?

will cleanse the blood thoroughly
and kill the germs that cause the
trouble. And for this purpose no
remedy ever made can approach
the record of S. S. S. which
cleanses the blood of the disease
germs, at the same time building
up the general health.
For valuable literature write to
Chief Medical Adviser, 100 Swift
Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22

There's no longer the slightest need Of
feeling ashamed OF your trecltles, as Othino
double strengths guaranteed TO remove
these hOmely spots,
Simply get an ounce OF OthIue--dOuble
strength-from your druggist, and apply q
little OF il night and morning and you
should soon a. that even the worst frecldes
have begunN disappear while tine lighter
that more than one ounce is needed TO com
pletely Clear'the skin and gain a beautiful
clear complexion
BE sure to ask for the double strength
Othne, as this is sold under guarantee Of
money back II Il fails to remove freoklca
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22
Must | Endure Forever the
TOrturous Itching?

The skin is fed from the blood,
and upon the condition Of the
blood depends whether or not
your skin will be healthy and free
from boi,s, pimples, scaly irrita-
tions. red eruptions and other dis
figuring and unsightly disorders
The sensible treatment that will
show real results is a remedy that
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22
cutioura soothes itching Scalp

INNti-UTd oUUIWUS TIUNThU oCdTp
On retiring gently rub spots of dan.
druf and itching with Cuticura Oiut-
ment Next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water Make
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have a clear skin and soft, white
hands,-Ady.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22

Big game herds are increasing rap.
ihy ON the four United States big
game reservations.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22
A Glow to Perkins.

Caler--1s Mr. Perkins nj home?
Mad-Which one. sir? There are
two brothers living here
Caller-The one that has q sister
at Birmingham London Tit-Bits.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22

woman may call her new Easter
bonnet "A love of a hat because 1t sell
dom lasts more than six months.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22

The man who finds fault with his
neighborS religion should spend lit
tie time repairing his own.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22

Fine feathers may not make fine
birds. hut they make a fine showing on
YOUR wife's new bonnet.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22

You may know some men If you
know some people they know.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-04-22
incredible eat.

q see where somebody has invented
safety pocket for men"
"Aw, don't be telling fairy tales to n
married man"
The Holt County sentinel., 1920-09-24
First Methodist Church.

The former pastor returned from
conference Monday evening, and Mrs.
Doughty and children returned from
Kansas and Oklahoma, Tuesday af-
teruoon, called there by the illness and
death Of the mother Of Mrs. Doughty.
Rev. F. J. Smith was appointed the
pastor Of Oregon and Bigelow. Rev.
Doughty was appointed the pastor OF
the Wellsville church, on the Brook
field district. There were many
changes this wear.
At the request Of Rev. r. J. Smith
Mr.. Doughty will fill the pulpit Sun
day at ii and 3.
Program for Sunday, Sept. 20:
Sunday school. 9:45 a. m.
Preaching, II q. m.
Junior Epworth League, 8 p. m.
Senior Epworth League, Z p. m.
Preaching, 8 p. m. This will BE- q
sort Of farewell service for all the
members and friends.
Our church has a most cordial vel.
come for every one. PASTOR.
The Holt County sentinel., 1920-09-24
August, 1920, Births.

Ammo, Worth and wife, Aug. 0, boy,
Brickey, viii and wife Aug. 10, boy
DeBord, Mark and wife, Aug. 8, girl
Donovan, Dave and wife, Aug. o.
girl.
Farley, Chas. and wife, Aug. 20, boy
Gelvin, Samuel and wife, Aug. 2S
boy.
Heck, Clarence and wife, Aug. 1
girl.
Headley, Ward and wife, Aug. II,
girl. -.
Hicks, Guy and wife, Aug. %, girl
Coffman, Floyd and wife, July l3
boy. t
Laselle Harry and wife, Aug. 3, girl
Miner, John and wife, Aug. 3, boy,
Mills, Frank and wife, Aug. 81, girl,
Price, Alfred and wife. Aug. 8, girl,
- Pcters Cassius and wife, Aug. 8, boy.
Ray, Robert and wife, Aug. .7..girl.
sehsefssr, samp end Wife Aug. 70.
y d. =,
The Holt County sentinel., 1920-09-24
Jonathan Apples For Sale.

H. r.. mibNfs
On account Of breakdown in our
linotype, this week, We are compelled
TO leave out considerable matter, but
hope TO be in shape next week 10 take
care OF everything that comes in.
-George King left last Sunday for
Columbia, where he will resume his
studies IN the State University.
james r.. Cummins and j. II. Perct
were IN Kansas City, this week. in
attendance at the meeting OF the
Grand Lodge, A. +. a. A. NJ.
Mrs. A. u. Payne has returned to
her home in Castle, Oklahoma.
Miss Dale Zeller left last week
Tor Cameron, this state, where she will
teach History in the high school
The ball game at Big Lake. last
Sunday. between Craig and the Kan
sas Indians. resulted in an II TO 10
victory for Craig. Indian war dances
and broncho riding brought record
crows, the receipts amounting to $500.
Nuzum's ferry crossed ia cars. On
October Sd, the same ball teams and
the Indians will repeat the perform
ancc with added attractions. Nuzum
says II pays to advertise.
Prof Lloyd Thatcher, who has
been In the government service this
summer in Northwestern Nebraska.
came home for few days visit with
his parents this week, and from here
he goes to the Ann Arbor. Mich. Uni
yersity. where he holds down the
Zoology Chair-another Oregon boy
that has made good cyerv Nav
We greatly enjoyed visit from
o. T.. Paul, of Mound City. who wa,
here the guest Of the Petrce family
one day this week. Mr.. Paul was the
founder Of the Savannah Reporter In
1876. and owing to failing health had
TO leave the work some ten years ago
he IL veteran OF the Civil War, serv-
ing IN the Tooth OHIO Infantry, and
was born IN Dayton, Ohio. II years
ago HE 10 enjoying excellent health
Come again, old boy.
w: h. heet and wife, OF Humiston
Iowa, Is here on visit with his cou-
sln' Lin Carroll. Mr. Heet, after
farming the same farm for u years
mas concluded TO retire. He turned
over the virgin soil in Wayne county
using an OK team. He was in st. Jo-
seph' visiting son, and Lin went after
MIN and wife, and brought them ur
" the prettiest town OF its size In
Old Mazoo.
Mr.. and Mrs, I. A. Ward and son
OF Craig, were In Oregon, Monday OF
THIS week, having dental work done
Ihey were accompanied BY L.. X. Bag.
The Washington herald., 1920-07-10
DEATH RESULT
OF CRAP GAME
Nettie Hawkins Accident
ally Killed During Row
Among Negroes.

Because Jesse James Meredith,
colored, made three consecutive
passes in a crap game in the rear
of 633 K street southeast. and
Henry Brown, alias Henry Jackson,
also colored, who. in crap vernacu-
lar, was being hit" took offense
at Meredith's run Of luck. Nettie
Hawkins, 637 K street southeast,
today lies dead in her home from
two bullet wounds inflicted by
Brown.
Nettie happened to emerge from
633 K street SOUTHEAST at 1850 o'clock
just as Meredith was rushing in her
direction in an effor to forestsall
Browns assault and. according to
the police was pierced by two bull
let's from Browns .45-caliber gun
intended for Meredith. She died
on the way to the Casualty Hos
pital.
Meredith. who is being held as a
material witness, declared in his
cell last night that Brown had
threatened him before. He said that
after he had won 81 from Brown
last night nthree passes, Brown
demanded the money back on the
pretense ther was something the
matter with the dice. Meredith re-
fused to give him the mony. and
h dclars that Brown wrested a gun
from a colored lad standing by and
fired twice in his direction. killing
Nettie Hawkins by accident.
Armed with an excellent descrip
tion OF Brown. whose left hand is
paralyzed. with two fingers miss
ing. Detectives Kelly and O'Brien
with a squad of policemen are scour-
ing the Southeastern district for
HIM.
Another shcotinG affray was re-
ported to the police last night whom
Joseph Cochran. Of Drury's court.
colored. was charged with shooting
Ernest Ambush, also colored. at So
Fenton street northwest. Ambush
is In the Freednan's Hospital In a
serious condition. while a search
is on for Cochran.
The Washington herald., 1920-07-10
TEST
OFFERRYPLAN
Thomas Kennedy Urges
Trial of Public Owned
Mines.

Scranton. Pa. July 8. Govern
Inental acquisition ana operation of
experimental coal mines. 10th an
thracite and bituminous. was urged
before the coal commission TO-DAY
by Thomas Kennedy. president of
District No. Z. United Mine Workers
of America
AS precedcnts for this departure.
kennedy cited the operation OF ex
perimeptal farms and tlle building
of experimental reads by the De-
partment Of Agriculture. He de-
cIared that the time has come 70
let the public Fnow the exact truth
about mining.
Kennedy's suggestion is known as
the Ferry plan" taking its namc
from Neal Ferry. chosen by Pres
idcut Wilson 10 represent the min
ers on the Anthracite Coal Com
mission. who first proposed 1t ut
the recent tri-district convention OF
anthracite miners held at Wilkes
barre. That cCnvt nticn approved
and adopted rhe Ferry plan and tho
Anthracite Ccal Commission is now
asked to incorporate in its deci-
sion in the present case a recom-
mcrdation to President Wilson that
the government go into the coal
mining business.
The Washington herald., 1920-07-10
DOOMED
INTHIRDPARTY
Mrs. Toscan Bennett Sug-
gested by Leaders for
Vice President.
tBy Univer.ai Service,

Hartford. Conn. July s.-Mr.
Toscan Bennett. of Connecticut. Ia
being doomed for the Vice Presi-
dency by the new National Labor
party, which may become a unit Of
the third party movement, accord
Ing to word from Chicago today.
Mrs. Bennett is the wife OF n
prominent Hartford attorney. She
has taken q prominent part In the
suffrage movement and was among
the suffragists who picketed the
White House and took part in the
Wilson speech-burning episode,
She defended the local telephone
operators in their right to organize
and took practical charge Of the
local strike Of garment workers a
year ago. helping them to win their
strike. She has been one of the
leading spirits in the formation Of
the National Labor party.
The Washington herald., 1920-07-10
GREEKS CROSS
TOASIA MINOR
Retreating Turkish Armies
Rapidly Crumble Before
Victorious Advance.
(By Universal service.)

The Greek-Turk war communique
cable to the State Department yes
terday shows that the Greeks have
about finished the Turkish armies
and have landed forces on the south
ern shore Of the Bosphorus.
The situation is that the Greeks
have overrun Anatolia. the old state
just east Of Constantinople in Asia
Minor, and this position will neces-
state the surrender Of that city to
the Turks. The splendid campaign
Of the Greeks. as II is called here,
has made Greece one of the first
class powers. She has wiped out the
sole support of the Sultan in Asia
Minor. which makes her a strong
claimant for the city Of CONSTANT
nople, the richest prize in the Eas-
tern world, II Great Britain does not
interpose an objection.
The last and conclsive disaster to
the Turks lost them fifteen field and
mountain guns. five railway locomo-
tives and 100 cars. This indicates q
hasty retreat of the Turkish army on
the line of the Baloukessir and Pan
derma railroad. The communique
says:
The Greek military forces In
their advance were greeted through
out the scene of operations, incld-
ing the Mussulman element Of the
population. The towns Of Mihalij
and Kirmasti are reported to have
been occupied by the Greeks. The
landing Of Greek soldiers on the
southern shores of the Bosphorus is
rumored In Athens"
Completion of the Greek campaign
in Asia Minor Is claimed in-the
Greek newspapers Of yesterday, ac-
cording to the cable advices to the
State Department.