Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-12-03
Registration of
Women Voters Tells
an Unusual Story
If There's Anything in Names
Records Furnish 1t From
Alpha to Omega.

After taking a little look at the names
the women who registered for the last
election documentary proof was offered
3 that she was first for there she was re-
corded as Alpha. The geometrical hy-
| pothesis that she is the last one to
evaporate also was proved when she
/ signed up as Mrs. Last.
/ Anyway, the man who reasoned out
/ that conclusion that a woman never
announces her age as over II. missed his
guess as usual because the majority Of
/ the ladies registered at that debatable
amman, 80. Neither is Miss Marys
/ popularity on the wane for Mary ap-
peared more often than any other con
/ ferred title.
''Wimen is queer folks" so they say.
( Anyway, how would you like to be en-
dowed with the euphonious ccgnomen
I Diademla or Bearnadine? Or, perhaps,
/ you would prefer Vitalis or Surelda? Or,
perhaps. you would like for your mother
to call down the street 'Trittipo or
( 'Dollorettimo? Anyway, some minister
had TO trip that name of for the baby,
according to the records.
PUSSY AND
/ a MARVEL.
But to return to the subject Of elusive
woman. If there IS anything I'm name
Just listen to what a composite. not TO
/ say anything Of n complex, creature
woman is, according to the names she
entered on the registration sheets. She
possesses honor. She is Fussie. She is
Coy, Bright. She is Marvel, and she
can make a Good Deal
/ In her hands man is as Clay She al
ways has a Sutton. She may have
Given Body, but that doesn't affect her
Love. There are times when she is Saw
age, but she does not always Hurt you
/ She will Grant q Boon when she knows
its Worth She knows her Duty, nor
does she set her Standard Low. She ex-
poets TO be obeyed when she has Given
( the Command She will not Bulge from
/ the Wright when her Head tells her It
+ is so.
/ But this is not all a woman can do if
her name defines her. She can Mock
you until you Tingle.
I Here are some of the adJectives which
define her; Sharp, Sweet, Grim, Stout
/ Snap-py. Bragg. Dimple-y, Free, Young
Small, Meek, Mean, Strong, Hale, Hardy,
Stock-y, Just-us and Stck-ey.
HALL OF FAME
! MATERIAL.
/ Now, here's where she hangs In the
hall OF fame; Emerson, Scott, Washing
ton. Jefferson. Pope, Fields, Beach, Riley
Henry. Constantine, Bruce (Robert),
Wallace. Jones John PAUL, Jackson
/ (Andy) Augustus, Napoleon, Irving
/ Washington, Clay (Henry), Adams
/ John Quincy, and Alexander.
Woman also has q religious turn Of
mind as indicated by Deborah, Esther
/ Rachel. Dora. Ruth Samuel. David. Solo
mon. St Clair. ST. John, Naomi, Hosea
/ Martha. Grace. Rebecca, Lord, Bishop,
Rector. Elder, Church, Bless Canoon,
/ Christian, Monks.
/ But one must not forget to mention
/ her hankering after royalty. her favorite
! being Royal, King, Queen, Kaiser. Noble
/ Page. Major, Knight, Earl, Peer and But
/ Ter
! As classified according to classics she
| chooses Regina, Minerva, Ophelia. Venus,
Muse, Eyangeline, Ambrosia and Rosa
| lind.
Since the days Of the ancients woman
/ has loved precious stones Here's the
/ proof in her name: Gem, Jewell, Ruby
/ Pearl. Garnet, Jasper. Opal, Ivory and
| Sterling.
Woman has always regretted that she
was not made q man, asserts the sooth-
Sayers, and here's the evidence when she
registered as Gussie, Ollie. Jerrie, Billie.
Jessie, Callie, Frankie. Willie, Terry.
Shirley, Frances and Georgia.
KNOWS SOMETHING
ABOUT WORLD
! But talking about geography wouldn't
you say women know something about
| the world as wei as the home with the
following names: Tennessee, Winona.
America, England Greece, Carolina.
/ French, Savannah, Geneva, Cuba. Georgia.
Missouri. Muncie, India, Welsh, Adelaide.
/ Turkey, Virginia, Alberta, North, East,
/ West and Southern.
I When it comes to flowers the ladies'
are there, namely: Blossom, Thorn.
Rose. Violet, Daisy, Pansy, Mgnonette.
Bloom. Fern, Moss, Reed, Myrtle, olivia,
Ivy and Lily.
( She likes the months Of April. May
and June and the seasons Of Winter and
Summer
Her favOrite colors are Green, Blue,
Black, White, Brown. Violet Hazel.
Olive. Gray and Lavender
Among the trades which she takes an
interest in, IL the names are a criterion.
are: Shoemaker, Smith, Barbar. Tanner.
Mason, Trader, Miller Cook, Deputy.
Farmer, Artist, Taylor, Gardner, Shep-
herd, Carpenter, Brewer, Miller and
Weaver
She drinks a certain Brand Of Coffee,
and eats Rice, Crab, Berry Bread. Pars-
ley, Dill, Salmon, Bean, Mutt and Fish.
When It comes to love, Eve is right on
the Job with Loveless, Breedlove. Man
love, Hart (hearD. Constant, Valentine
and Goodman.
She takes her choice in dictionaries be-
( tween the Standard and Webster.
Her favorites in the animal line are
/ Lamb, Beaver, Deer, Hog-g, Drake,
I Mouse, Badger, Buck Coon and Martin.