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The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
YOUTH MUST BE SERVED.

Camera MAXWELL. did you find out
the newest of this guy Shakespeare's
plays we are to picturi2e next?
Yes. They've decided on
"King Lear But don't approve OF
the selection. You see Lear is big
character and very exacting and calls
for great actor. well on in years and
classic experience, to properly assim.
Hate it. We have no such actor. King
Lear is Of the patriarch type, very
venerable and very, very old.
Camera Man-Aw. that's all right.
Well six that. Wen play him as he
was when he was a young man.--Film
Fun.
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02

1cn, Dizziness. Biliousness.
nervousness, or loss OF ADDe-
ute-D0nf hesitate Get a kp0ffIe
q CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER
take one after each
meal AND one at bedtime. "A
1eW days. treatment will Duf
stomach, Liver and Bowels "A
normal condition.
Genuine must bear signature III.
SA1a's EM small Dose Small Price
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
The Art Of Kissing.

Don't kiss all over as grasshoppers
walk. Dent sit down to it. Stand up.
You needn't be anxious to get into "a
crowd. Two persons are plenty to
corner and catch a kiss. Stand firm.
It won't hurt you after you're used to
y. Don't be in a hurry. Providence
will give you strength for the ordeal
Take good aiHa-the lips meet, the eyes
close, the heart opens, heaven itself
opens before you, and the art Of kiss-
ing is Observation-Disclosures.
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
Good News
For All Men

Simply Wash the Hair OH Boui
DR.. Pryor's Wonderful Soap
Is the only preparation On the
market that will straighten the
hair without turning it red or in
tjuring the scalp. The latest scien-
tific discovery. VIII not give the
hard, porcupine effect, but makes
the hair soft and wavf. Price 81
per package. Agents outfit $3.50.
No samples. Big money for agents.
A. STUART NOVELTY co.
2513 Lake ST., Omaha, Neb.
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
Hiahly coIored.

'9rhey say his life is colored by his
moods. Is that so?"
Partly. He is well read and
thinks himself the pink Of propriety,
but he gets green with envy, and
when he is blue, has nothing but
black looks. You can easily see
there is streak Of yellow in him."
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
n Other Days.

Unt!l a New Jersey man tried TO
Sosner the potato crop of his neighbor.
hood the mosquito was considered the
most undesirable predatory insect pro-
duced in tbGi section of the country
WashiuGtou So
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
Two, Points Of View.

pessimist and an optilnist were
discussing life from their different
viewpoints.
''that could make better world my.
SELF"
WELL" said the optimist, 'thats
what we are here for. Now let's get
to work and do it."-London Answers.
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
Willing TO Show How.

Visitor-Are you good at your work?
I am very particular about the way my
hair is cut"
Village Barber-Wen, Pm reckoned
fairly decent, but if you like, I'll do
one side of your head so that you can
see for yourself."-Londo Answers.
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
Complaints.

Complaints.
II get nothing from morning till
night but hot air. sighed the pump
ing engine.
"Just look at me-" retorted the fur
mace. mo matter where go, / am
always fired"
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
Gave Her Mind Away.

Doctor-Your wife's mind is com.
pletely gone.
sHubby-Well, Tn not surprised.
She's been giving me piece of it
every day for about two years.-East-
ern News.
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
> Any Excuse.

II suppose the dry-law enforcement
agents will be down on the father of
that shrilly crying infant" a,E ~.
why so?' ..... I'D
Because Of it's indulgence in high
baWls" -E.~i--.s ~
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02

0SAONSs Al
y o u a r G
trouble d
with Con.
St1patfOn,
SickHcad-
ache. En-
digestion.
SnTPrSfnre1-
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
Quickly j
Relieves :
CONSTIPATION

Dont take purgatives for Com
Elp0uOn - they act harshIy-
Iney 0verstrain the delicate
N e m II me and leave the
Bowels I'm a worse condition
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
Sad Future.

Randolph-What' the matter, old
man? You look as if you'd been SEN
fenced to hard labor for life.
De BrOke-I'm afraid have been.
Miss de Millyuns has just refused
me.-LondOn Answers.
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
one Obstacle.

She There is only one good reason
why a woman should not have say
In the government Of the country.
He-And what reason Is thatf
Shelf she's dumb.
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
Their Diet.

.'Pop. do all creatures have their
own natural food ?"
Yes, son. ii
Then do sea horses and sea cows
feed on crab grass?''
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
Complaining.

How is your wife?"
complaining"
complaining? Is she ill?"
mot at all. Just complaining about
the way l act"
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
bawls."

GREAT EXECUTION
"The vioIinist's execution was sim.
ply marveious."
Wasn't it, though? You could
see the audience hanging on every
note"
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02
Need Of Improvement.

Need Of Improvement.
II see that $5.OOO,OOO has been left to
raise the musical standards in this
country"
II wonder If part of it couldn't be
applied to my next-door neighbor r.
Judge.
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02

"A TRIBUTE OF AFFECTION
"They must think lot of u.s."
"Why?"
ITO invite us out to dinner with
the food at the present prices"
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02

SphinxoIogy.
In silence sits the chiseled sphinx
And people wonder what it thinks,
Although it has head of stone
Instead Of merely one of bone. 49,"
The bystander. [volume] (Des Moines, Iowa) 1916-1922, 1920-12-02

BeIligerent Ballads.
He makes my. temper brstle.
"A worse pest never knew
Than the geezer who cant whistle
But Is always trying to.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-01-16

DISPLAY ADV RATES will be given
upon application.
CLASSIFIED RATES will he found
IN classified column
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-01-16
ITO GGcaEe."

shorter, thinner legs and feet and a
short tail. You're my only very near
relative, ana you 70 more to the west
Than / do.
ooh, You must he off noW? We'll.
Good-bye, glad TO have seen you, It's
Quit" a treat
"Good-bye." said Mrs Swamp Hab-
bit, "and I Will be thinking of YOU
in April when tie children viii come.
| will rhiak Of your children aS be-
hold my own little beauties"
She was off, and Mrs Marsh Rab-
bit looked about her.
Il must see that my nest is all
right She said.
Her nest WAS in the heart of Il
swamp, surrounded by water It was
n very warm and comfortable and soft
hooking most with all its grass and
leaves and its soft fur az u lining.
ITS 50 nice" said Mrs Marsh Rab.
hit to herself, mot to have 10 depend
ca shops to get thnaS one needs Now
| wouldn't know where to go for Il
lining such ;lS | have in my nest, hut
don't have tn look about and get
exhausted shopping.
Just some of my own fur will do
And the children will know it's moth
er's old fur and they viii love It anf
will lie 50 snu2Iy upon it and wiz
dream happy little marsh rabbit
dreams.
And they won't capture us--crea
tureS who're ont looking for rabbits
no, they Wont,
"l'or we know how TO hide in the
water, We know how to look after
ourselves, and that is why we live
where We do.
1--WE live where we can be safe ana
happy and whore everything around
us viii he marShy aud comfortable.
But | will have to tell my little
ones the old story Of the door.
"They will see the one entrance to
the most and they will say, why moth.
or, do we all 20 out of the same door?
"And | will tell them, That is the
great entrance to Mother Marsh Eab-
bits home and II is rs fine rs any
sfntrance sway or front door to any
biz house on mansion
and the little ones will WigglC
their noses and will say. How nice
1T is to be little marsh rabbits and 70
have front door to our home like
real folks do"
"Dcar little Dummies, what happy
home awaits YOU
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-01-16
Artists SOON TO APPEAR AT THE
LOCAL HOUSES.

dynamite threw Joe Ryan pictures Dynamite was the name
or oucking belonging in Denver
prize or f dollars offered who could ride this anil
maj or explosive disposition Ryan said he reckoned he'd take set
tin the wild OK only prize but received
oner to go into pictures for specializing in cowboy films
Such the uckng and the Of
bad
The story his life vagraph serials in which
be He Devils in Crook County
Wyo What better locality could bad select for birthpace7
He has been living the of the natal county BY playing
vicious but rather kabe villains Of William Duncan in
THE Man Of Might "a Fight for Millions and other plays Of 6teen
episodes BE has On important in Smashing Barriers the new
Vitagraph serial, in which William Duncan is
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-01-16
FOR SALE
FAR M s.

FOR SALE-Farms. We nave some
choice bargains in farm property Ill
this and other counties that will sur
prise yol. Our many years expe-
rience in this line gives us opportun-
tiles for listing coed farms at bargain
rates Better lock into this at once
J. @. HARRIS & SON,
Tel. 957-W 1873 W. Main st. ,
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-01-16
Advertising Rates
On Eject August ], 1919

Reading Notices or BUSINESS
Locals per line .......3 10
Caro- OF Thanks, Resolutions,
etc, per iine .,.......... 10
Notices OF Church ana Lougo
meetings, baZaars, teas, go
Gals. fairs, etc., given Tor pro
ut, per lie ............... 10
Notice OF regular lodge, soc..ty
and club meetings, per line. 10
NCtlCe OF church and purely
charitable organization meet,
tngs, not given for profit No Charge
Court legals, County, City, and
Town luiicea, first insertion.
per line ........ ... 10
Subsequent insertions, per line .O5
Report, Town and City Officials
per Zach Observation-Disclosures. Loo
Publication ballots, County, City
and Town, per inch ....... Loo
Political Announcements. Coun.
tv Observation-Disclosures. 1900
Political Announcements, City 1000
Political Announcements, ToW1 300
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-01-16
WEsTBOUND.

Westbound cars leave Ottawa sta.
ton for Utica, La Sale, Peru. Spring
Valley, Ladd. DePue, Bureau, Prince.
ton in a. m. RS 20, f5:55, $3.50, 1925,
g9:55, d10:55, f11;55. In p m, g1:56.
d2:55. f3.55 d5:00. $3.50, f7:55.
k9;55, mll:3J.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-01-16
Professional Cards
DR.. E. A. KELLY

DENTIST
1925 Columbus St., Ottawa, nnn0lA
All work guaranteed hrst clasa.
Office hours 8 a. m. to 7:Se ,. N
Sunday hours 8 to IL.
Phone 225-Y.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-01-16
SOUTHH hound.

southhound cars leave Ottawa Sta
ton for Grand Ridge, Mckinley Park
and Strcator in Il. m, 5;55, 1855, 9:55.
11:55. In p. M, 1865, 1855. 500, S:O0,
HOO. -
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-01-16

Notice: After expiration date Of
subscription no papers will be mail
cd or delivered to the subscriber IN
less subscription has been renewed IN
advance. This Is railing laid down
nv the War Industries BOARD Of the
U, B. Noyernmaa.,
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-01-16

FOR SALE -- Large modern house,
fine lot and barn near center Otta-
wa, $500. ". Il. Pusey. Real Estate
n ls Ottawa, Claus Bld"
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-01-16
EASTEOUND.

EASTEOUkO.
Eastbound cars leave Ottawa sts
;,on for Marseilles, Seneca Morris
Minooka. Rockdale and Joliet, ILL.,. IN
a m.-5:45, a6lO, 1855, b9;40. 11:55.
In ~. m.-bl:20, 2:55. 1855, c4:65,
b5:55, sos. HOS.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-01-16

LANDOLOGY, a magazine giving the
iacts III regard to the land situation.
Three months subscription FREE. If
for Il home or as an investment you
are thinking of buying good farm
lands, simply write me a letter and
say Mail me LANDOLOGY and all
particulars FREE" Address Editor
LaudOl0Ey, Skidmore Land Co. 3tG
Skidmore Bldg. Marinette, Wis.
Free trader-journal. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1916-1920, 1920-01-16

WOULD YOU invest dollar week
for ten weeks on chance to make
$1,000 or more? Write for particulars
No obligation. j. A. CARLTON, HoE
t,6, Fort Worth, Texas,
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-06-26
Richmond Daily Register
. M. sAUFLEY. editor and Proprietor
Political Announcements
HE'S SOME BANKER, TOO,
AS WELL AS A SPEAKER

The recent meeting of bankers at
Crab Orchard occasioned the follow
ing, among other things, to be said
by the Stanford Interior-Journal:
"The speakers were Hon. Claude
Minor, of Perryville; Hon. K. S. Al
corn, Of Stanford; R. E. Turley, of
Richmond, and r. N. Cook, of Louis
vile. The speeches were all rather
brief, but full of good things, that
of Messrs. Alcorn and Turley being
exceptionally interesting and enjoy
able. The meeting was success and
the banquet was even a greater one
and the whole will be remembered
pleasantly by all whose good fortune
it was to be present. At the election
that followed the bushes meeting Mr.
J. S. Hooker, of this city, was elected
president, and Mr.. George w. Ed
wards, of Harrodsburg, secretary for
the ensuing year., e
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-06-26
New Outbreak of Quail Disease

A federal regulation recently
invoked to prohibit importation
of live quail from Mexico into the
United States, excepting from No
vember IS to April 10, inclusive,
calls attention to a new outbreak
of the quail disease" This is a
highly contagious and rapidly ia
tai disease which appears among
quail III America from time to
time, and it has recently devel-
oped in shipment of bow whites
received from Mexico. Several
of the birds are under observation
at the Division of Pathology, U.
s. Department of Agriculture. in
the hope that preventive means
may be found to protect the birds.
The disease was recognized in
1906. lttwas found that the quail
suffered from a yirulent intestinal
disorder caused by the develop
ment of bacillus coli, an organism
always present in the birds sys-
TEN. The plague is closely akin
to the grouse disease" which at
irregular intervals ravages Euro
pean covers, and is of such abrupt
nature that is is difficult for path
ologists to make satisfactory OBJ
sefvatiors.
1t is believed that it occurs
most frequently where the birds
Iare living under unusual condi-
tons in confined spaces or crowd
ed areas. This belief is based or
1.-THE knowledge that birds for i'm
port into the United States from
! MeXico are visited by the plague
The larger part of our live quail
stock comes to us from across the
border. These shipments are
held i'll quarantine for a period. II
is during this quarantine period
while the quail are kept in cages
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-06-26
JULY RECORDS ARE HERE AND
SELLING FAST

Samson and Deliah (My Heart Thy Sweet Voice.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Gabrielle Besanzoni
Greatest Miracle of All Sophie Brasau
Largo (from Xerxes") Handel Enrico
Berceuse (Chopln) Piano Alfred Cortot
Scotch Pastorale, Violin
Les Files de Cadx (The Maids of Cadiz Cali Curci
Boheme-Racconto d Rodoo (T2udo1ph's Narrative
.Orvlle Harold
Girl of the Golden West-Chela mi creda
(That She May Believe Me- Edward Johnson
The Barefoot Trail Observation-Disclosures. John Mccormack
Espana Rapsode Philadelphia Orchestra
Rgoletto- Monologo "Pari siamo' eve Are Equal
Renato Zanel1
Think I'll Get Wed in the Summer Sir Harry Lauder
Goodbye, Sweet Day OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Merle Acock
The Meeting Of the Waters ........... Merle Acock
Who'll Take the Place of Mary Crescent Trio
Marion you'll Soon Be Marin Me)
................. Rachel Grant Billy Murray
The Moon Shines the Moonshne Sidney Phillips
SO Long! o. Long How Long You Gonna Be Gone
Victor Roberts
AexandraFox Trot Jos. c. Smiths Orchestra
Oriental Stars-One Step JOS. {. Smiths Orchestra
The Tolls Are Pitchd (rom Lady of the Iake')
Observation-Disclosures. Laura Litteheld
They Bid Me Sleep (rom Lady of the Lake .Lieheld
Oh By Jngo-Medey Fox Trot All Star Trio
Nobody But You-Medey Fox Trot Palace Trio
Stop In and we will play any all Of these Records
For You
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-06-26
Your Share In MIR. Edison's Great
accomplishment

Mr. Edison developed this wonderful
Photograph for you, In order that
your music hunger may be appeased
by the best there is In music, truly
and adequately interpreted. Nature
has implanted In every human heart
a love for music and susceptibility
to the good influence Of music. Al
ways intense feeling seeks to trans
late itself into music. Those who
have gift compose music; those who
can sing, instinctively burst into song
and ti.ose who cannot make music
love to listen to it In times of mental
stress. Therefore, the foregone con-
cluslon necessitates the purchase of
a machine which can bring the
worlds renowned artists into your
home.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-06-26
JAS. H. PEARSON

REAL ESTATE and LIVE STOCK
G@ evidence OF my ability, L refer you
to many farmers, stock men, and real
estate dealers for whom L have con-
,,,leted sa.Ees throughout the Bluegrass.
n;"hm0nd, Ky.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-06-26
.z=r Pianos, Bush & Cert Pianos, Edison Talking
Music is the Joy of the Universe

With this sublime theme ever in mind the Wurltzer and
Bush and Cert manufacturers have produced Pianos
nearly perfect their keen eyes and sensitive hand
can make them Musicians and artists the world
recognize in these instruments the Accomplishment
Of the utmost to be desired in the art Of piano build
ing Combined IN each Of these Pianos are beauty,
richness Of tone, most highly responsive action, and
elegant and artistic design.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-06-26

or pens, that the disease usually
manifests itself. A flock which
seems perfectly well at night will
have several dead by morning
The Department OF Agriculture
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-06-26

recommends that shipping crates
and boxes be Of some light ma
terial OF light construction so that
they may be burned as soon are
the quail are freed.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-03

1t states it now, and will continue to do There
reason for this and many thousands of motor
know it. This is the reason-The Chandler Six is
closely priced fine car in the whole medium priced
Look through the pages of this paper magaz
may be lying your table, There probably f
to twenty automobile advertisements How man
the price of the car?
True, the cost of automobile production has ncr
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-03

the past year, and still increasing But the Chandler
Company throughout 1912 with all its production greatly
Oversold, held to its price.
The Chandler Six of today highly perfected develop
of the Chandler Six of years ago. which started
the trend toward lightweight skies. All the engineering
skill and production efficiency the command of the
Chandler Company has been devoted this chassis and
that fact of the for the Chambers leadership
in its field today.
Evening star., 1920-11-16

rule or -shafIthe trusteep and the
faculty? Haziug is not necessarily In
itself a harmful practice But. there
are many kinds Of hazing. and some
of them are very cruel: and 'humiliat-
ing and shameful But whether harm
less or hureft1l. II the practice of haz.
Ing is foFbidden by the school authori'
ties it should be abandoned. The will
and Judgment of the students sheuld
not govern in. such matters. II stu.
dents do not want to go to an insti
tuition where hasing is forbiddenTand
their parents sustain them-it is their
privilege to withdraw. If then the
trustees of the institution consider
that a compromise is necessary to re-
store the institution they must assume
the responsibility OF decision. But
there is no point in such a case where
the decision itself can be safely vested
in the student body and the respon-
sibility for it borne by the pupils.
Ssbordination is one of the first
lessons. and most vital. that a student
at any educational institution must
learn. An insubordinate student is
failure from the start and the in
stitutioa Is better off without student
body il it cannot maintain its disci-
pline.
Evening star., 1920-11-16
Yenizelos' Defeat.

Little doubt now appears regarding
the defeat of Venizebos in the Greek
national elections. which occurred on
Sunday. Though the returns are i'm
complete. it is now assured that the
lVenizeists secured only small minor
/ ity OF the seats in the national assem-
bly,, the opposition gaining COM
mandinS majority. Already Nenizeles
and his ministry have resigned. in
prompt recognition of the result OF the
voting, and the regent has invited
Rhallis to organize a government.
Rhailis is eighty years of age. and it
is probable that he will merely hold
the ministry pending further re-
Organization of the government.
Before the election it was felt that
la veniselist victory would be definitely
la decision by the Greek people against
the return of former King Constan-
tine to the throne. 1t does not, how
ever, follow that the anti-Venizelist
majority given on Sunday means the
restora tion Of the exiled king. 1t may
not even mean that the ma ajority of
the Greek people want Constantine
hack on the throne. though doubtless
all ef the partisans of Constantine and
the Germanephiles voted against the
Veni5elos party. If a majority of the
people want Constantine difficulty
10 likely to arise in the fact that the
allied powers are distinctly hostile to
amy plan for his resumption of au-
thority at Athens. Though no direct
Official intimatian is given to this ef-
feet. it 10 being strongly hinted in
London and Paris that at the first
move toward inviting q return Of the
exile from Switzerland England and
France. and probably Italy, will act
in eppeeiticn.
Venizslos, who vas personally de-
feated at the polls Sunday and who is
now swept cut Of power by the cleo
torate. has served Greece well. He is
bitterly hated by the dyhastic party,
by the Germanophiies and by seme
other elements In Greece whom he
has antagonized by his energetic
methods Of administration. Had it
net been fer him Greece would doubt
less have bsen drawn into the war on
the side Of the central 'povers, or
would have at least maintained pro-
Gsrmanic neutrality throughout, leav-
ing her at the climax in a most des.
perate situation. As it was, he kept
her neutral In the early stages of the
war and finally aligned her with the
entente in a way to insure rich ad-
vsHtases to her in the adjustment of
near eastern affairs. His present re.
ward is exclusion and defeat. 1t is
net, however, to be assumed that
Venizeies 10 finished as a factor in
Greek national affairs. The old Cretan
has habit Of csming back.