The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-09-17
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Life's bocmeranss are many and
varied Have you ever been bit BY
: boomennG -
Haven't you n boomerang In. not
your home. but your systenr
"A Boomerang" says Webster. Is
= proceeding that recolls upon the
oriGinator."
Here are . few bcomcrangs.
ssPasxing the catcher TO get TO the
pllcher--and seeing him triple with
- sacks full
"A candidate's ancient editorial
0uosed by a present opponent"
s~CAbaretsing with your soulmafe
.-and finding your wife there with
another man"
-Foisting q League Of Nations
mon the world--and then refusing
- join IT,"
sFeathering your nest--and hav-
- some other bird occupy IL
"A senator voting for ratification
e prohibition only TO find his prf
Vate stock has been stolen"
srsIE-S POPULARITY
DuGie b back from vacation
with seven engagement rings.
Ana the girls hang upon her relation
q wonderful. wonderful things,
Xeso really amusing to hear her.
AZ least that ID what I opinc:
o. courpe, can never 60 near her.
Tor one Of the rings II mine,
0r. PfilaAn Powders came 10 the Of
- this morning to protest because
~ let Squire Abner Harplngton tell
INT old story about doctors al bury.
~ their mistzkea
why don't you take . slam at THE
huyefs once In . whileY- DIR. Pow
60 inquirea
- We will
y1rse. tho. let ~ es< this clear.
Squire Harptngtoa 10 hereby found
~ guilty Of bei,g q lawyer. Read
hg the first - pages Of Blackstone
Goesn't make = lawyer out Of a guy.
altho Harrington declares that few
Justice Of the pcace read that much
~.
III you hook up what Shakespeare
~ about lawyers" observed DIR.
1owders. -and follow his suggestion.
you'd bury more mistakes than NO
lsetors ever did"
An right doc. ven DO that little
thing Wen dig thru old Bin Shakes
panse's stun.
Here II is:
~rIae arss thing W =. ITS KIN
~ the lAwyer."
Which. OF course. isnt fcanbis. the
hwyers having slipped in few laws
making even the killing Of lawyers
murder.
On the other hand. n everybody
else was az wise ~ lawyers there'd
- no lawyers. They'd all starve 20
death. which. under the law. isn't
murder.
A Nose Crowcll tipped us OF:
1T b . secret worth knowing
0aaf lawyers rarely 70 To law"
Easiest thing in the world to &c,
even with a lawyer. All you have
90 do Is 10 stop sueing some one else
and behave yourself 80 nobody can
sue you
One OF those queer customers who
delight In frittering away his time
reading tonbstones land there are
many suchl. recently enjoyed a
quiet afternoon in the burial ground
Of the Royal hospital at Chelsea,
England.
Here" he writes. Ties the BRAY.
est Of the brave. as per epitaph I
copied from the monument"
Here lies William Hiseland
n veteran II ever soldier was
Who merited well n pension
IL long service be a merit
Having served upwards OF tho
Days OF Man
Ancient but not superannuated
Engaged In series Of Wars
Civil as well as Foreign
Yet not MANNED or worn out By
either
His complexion fresh and fIorid
His health hale and hearty
His memory exact and ready
In Stature
He exceeded the Military Size
In Strength
He surpassed the Prime OF Youth
And
What rendered his Age
Still more PatriarchaI
When above One Hundred Years
Old
He took unto Him Wife
Read. Fellow Soldiers. and Reflect
That there Is Spiritual Warfare
A. well a. Warfare temporal
REASONABLE RESTRICTION
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