The Grenada sentinel. [volume] (Grenada, Miss.) 1868-1955, 1920-02-13

do no good, Doc. She die anyway
but finally consented to try the ex-
pertinent although he had misgivings
about spending money on one whom
he considered to be nearly ready for
the coffin. After the teeth were
drawn the patient gradually got bet
ter. When she and her husband re-
turned to the office after the gums
had healed and the false teeth were
fitted in her mouth the Gexman dane
ed around like a boy who had got
ten his first new red-top boots. He
was very happy because his wife
looked younger and handsomer than
she had looked for many years. He
stated that she looked ten years
younger. Disregarding the presence
Of the two society ladies of the town
he gradually approached her and
shifting said, "But doc, she stink a
leetle yet"
MANDY, why on earth are you
washin' that dish in that fashion,"
81 dnno, nam, less'n hits cause
'cullud people is jest nachelly smah-
teh than white folks"
Little boy, is that your mamma
over that with the beautiful set of
furs?"
eyes SIR"
"Well, do sou know what poor
animal it is that had to suffer in or
der that your mamma might have the
furs with which she adorns herself
so proudly?"
eyes SIR my papa"
II wish to be taken standing in
my hat" said the lady who called
at the gallery to have her photo ia
ken.
you can be taken sitting in it
if you like. l am sure there is plenty
or ROOM" returned the attendant.
Mamma, did Santa Claus get in
his sleigh on Christmas eve and drive
to all Of the houses of the
girls and boys?" said Willie.
Eyes, DEAR" answered his mother.
"And did he stop at each chimney
as he went along and did he have
Just the right thing for everybody"
"Why Of course, dearie."
"Well, mamma, he must have been
quick to visit all the places in
night"
"He is very quick, dear"
AZ don't believe he did it that way"
said Willie, after a moment of deep
GLOW do you think he did it,"
why / think he planned ahead,
he had all my presents put
away in the closet under the steps
wo days before Christmas"
Picked Her Out.
Two very nice little girls had alt
one day. II
anyhow" said one to the other,
Who was an adopted child, "your
are not real" Is
Whereupon the other little girl
etorted, 81 don't care, my papa and
picked me out. Yours had to
AXE you just as you came |:
She Missed Il. /:
What are you crying for, my poor :
title girl?" said a man to q crying :
hid. :
"Pa fell downstairs" -:
well, don't cry, my dear. He'll :
ct better soon." III:
THAT isn't it. Sister saw him fall :
all the way. never saw muffin" :
At the coroner's inquest on the :
ody of a woman who was drowned :
! a we'll the husband testified: III:
aw her when she leaned over the :
urb and tumbled in, and l was go-I:
~ to help her out, but just then II:
aw the cow among the cabbages and /:
thought l would drive her out first. /:
larry orter known huff to hang on :
III l got there" :
An exchange has discovered that a I:
DOR girl has to be awfully good look +:
,g to be pretty, and a rich girl has :
, be awfully homely to be ugly. 1t :
light have added that a poor man :
as to be awfully smart to be intel :
gent, and a rich nan almost a block :
cad to be ignorant. |:
There are two ways of getting into .
newspaper-purchasing an interest 8
nd purchasing an interview. There :
still another way-pulling the wool :
YER the editors eyes and getting IN 8
,r nothing. This is a very popular :
,rm of entry. |:
Some people marry because 1T IS
Others because they 8
mt work in single harness.. But =
most marry because they fall In =
We and can't fall out. I=
The man who calls out in the s
orning that he is getting up when s
: isn't simply lies in bed. e
The beautiful should exist in the
hool life of the child. The school, =
Hiding and grounds should portray =