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bridge across the Raritan river be
made a state memorial for the New
Jersey boys who fought IN the World
War. This idea has met with approval
in different parts of the state and has
the endorsement OF State Engineer
Thompson and members of the State
Highway Commission.
In the first place. the bridge will be
the connecting link between North
and South Jersey. 1t will be used by
thousands of Jerseymen every veal in
going to and from the coast resorts.
being right in the center of the states
population hereby being seen and
utilized by more people in a single
season than would visit the Kittatiny
mountain in ten years.
Furthermore. this bridge will be the
longest in the state. 1t will stand out
as a real monument. There will be
ample room for arches and tablets for
all the regiments and companies in
which the Jersey boys fought.
The federal government has already
appropriated $1,000 900 toward the
erection of this bridge and the state is
going to add another million to this,
making 1t a two million dollar struc-
ture-something worthy of the boys
who fought and died that democracy
might live.
Truly, New Jersey cannot find a
more fitting memorial than a hand
some bridge across the states great
est river which divides the common
wealth into two such equal parts-ten
counties north and ten counties south,
Middlesex half and half.
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FOR THE

I State Forester Alfred Gaskill, who
ls interested chiefly in conservation,
mas come forward with a suggestion
that the state buy K~ittatiny mountain
somewhere up ear Delaware Waer
Gap and dedicate ii as New Jerseys
Memorial to soldiers and sailors who
fsli in the World War, While we
heartily believe An the conservation OF
our natural in every way
possible. we fail to see the eppro-
priateness Of dsdioating q lonely
mountain In a far-oH Inaccessible part
of the state - . soldiers memorial.
The EVENING NEWS has suggest
% that the proposed state highway
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08

,gren Hill al Canton. Mingled with
the sorrow of the people was a feel
ing OF humiliation hat their coun-
tryt the great Republic. should have
q blacker record of assassination than
any despotism. hat the simple. freely
'chosen chiefs OF our democracy should
be less safe in their lives than cars
or suitans. For the third time IN hard
'ly more thar a third of a century. a
President had been assassinated, three
out OF seven Of the Presidents elected
in thirty-six years had been murdered,
and these the 9entlcst.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08
Dusty Speaks From Experience.

WIIHIIlBIOH
Every wife knows that h might
have improved matters by marrying
some other man. But she also knows
that her husband could not have done
any better by marrying any other
woman.-Luke McLuke. And zone of
this she neglects to tell him about.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08
Bangi

He walked up to me yesterday
He may get well. the surgeons say,
He said just seven words that's true
Say, is it dry enough for your"
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HELPED MAJ ANp WIFE

waiter refraud. 1925 springfeld Ave,
eohhtlnsSSsly' y did my VITA. xftsr tax
inf Foiss xidnsy Ptlis. We we're surPrt.ed
WITH The gpiek rssuits rsc9mmsnd Foley
bia1dSf fre6hiS,. khsy help rid the bleed
Of lmpurftis7- that cause Rheumatic pairs
and other symptoma Of kidneg erouh1a
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08
Paw Knows Eyeryihing.

Willie-Paw, what is invisible face
powder?
Paw-It is a powder that is visible
to everybody but the woman who uses
II, my son.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08
we Don't Blanle You!

We Don't Blanle fOu!
Dear Luke: Although 1 stopped
over in Cincinnati TO see h Reds
play, and went out to the ball park,
l haven't seen them play yet. In the
same box with me was a girl If her
dress had been cut an inch lower at
the top and an inch shorter at the
bottom she would have been arrest
ed for exposure in my town. l didn't
see an inning of the game.-Haul
Krane, Washington, ID. G.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08

They may come big in other towns.
but you can c. NJ. Bigger In Cincin-
natl.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08
Tuni

Cad. in Atlanta Constitution.)
HOUSES-Wanted.
UNFINISHED. . . :.
WANTED-To give away or exchange
two beautiful babies for n or two
poodle dogs. Almost compelled to
live in this beautiful city for at
least twelve months and 1t seems
impossible to rent a place in which
to live where they do not object
to children. Address u 304, Con-
sritution.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08

Things to Worry About.
Said Mr.. Knott
To Mr.. Neat:
1T wonder what
Makes sugar Sweet?'
Luke McLuke.
Said Mr.. Bot
To AIR. Brice:
"I'll say it's not
The present price
Detroit Free Press.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08

He's always down. he makes m
froWn.
He Is q lazy pup;
There is q reason witty he's down,
He Is the last one up.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08

1T says here that you'll lose your
hair II you wash 1t too often" re-
marked Mrs. Gabb as she looked up
from the newspaper h was reading.
II guess that's right" replied Mr..
Gabb. Some Of these days when you
wash your hair and leave 1t hanging
on the line out in the back yard, some
one is going to steal it"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08
Bits of By-PLay
By LUKE McLUKE
Copyright. 1920. the Cincinnati In
ouirer)
Union Hours.

The gambler has a scheme that's
bright,
He wants the law to say
He a play sixteen hours per night
And sleep eight hours per day.
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Luke McLuke Says.

Will 4Oo o1dAly NOhNo'
Luke McLuke Says.
The war has done one good thing
for the country. h stock of male
sopranos seems to have disappeared.
The trouble with some of the de-
voted husbands is that their devotion
Is limited to some other woman.
There may be a few old-timers left
who can remember the o. +. boy who
had his hair reached.
You may have noticed that weevils
and other insect pests have sense
enough to keep away from the onion
crop.
As lone as Congress is minding
everybody's business why doesn't II
enact a law compelling skinny girls
to wear leather caps on their elbow
when they go out in Summer?
Men complain about the lonesome
ness OF prohibition But If they had
to stick around the house as much as
the women do they would gel the
ferries.
Any husband can tell you that his
wife can't keep q bungalow apron
fastened in the rear and can't keep q
kimono fastened in front.
The easiest thing in the world now
adays Is to find a man who hates the
same reforms you hate.
If this carnival of hold-ups and
murders doesn't let up pretty soon
well have to admit that prohibition
isn't all that its press agents prom
ised 1t would be.
You may get into your house early
I'm the morning without your wife
hearing you. But you won't get out
of your house later IN the morning
without hearing from your wife
A year of married life VIII cut
the duration of a kiss from i've min
utes to one-ffth OF a second.
Any time your wife asks you II q
neighbor woman IS pretty be sure and
lie and say mo-"
And, on the other hand, many q
narrow-minded woman 70 90 broad
that she has to 60 through a door
sidewayA.
A woman never gets 70 broad
minded that che can't pull a narrow
skirt on over her head.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08

Ind, is a wonderful place.
You can see A. Moon there all day
long.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08

Absence makes the heart grow
fonder," quoted the Bachelor.
is that SOL" exclaimed the Bene-
dict well, you get home after an
all-night poker session and see how
fond of you your absence has made
your wife,"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08
Bless Her "a

Bless Her Heart!
Adora Beer lives in Kenton county
Ky, back of Covington.
Firms Is Firms.
A. Bum
Millinery Store
Ironton, o.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08

She darns and darns, does Mrs. Tut,
She darns and sits and rocks:
She darns and darns her husband, but
She will not darn his socks.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08

NOtlce.
We would like to introduce Al. Z.
Needle. the Washington Cd. Co tailor
TO Ina Button, the Minerel Wells
(Texas) dancing teacher.
Our Daily Special.
Most Of Us Dilute Our Thoughts
With Too Many Words.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08

Copyright. 1920. by Fontsins Fox.)
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08

subscriptlor Price by NAL. includins pos,
age and war tar. ] month. % cehVs' =
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-08

J.. LOGAN cLEvENGER. Efitor
D 2. OLMsTEAp. General Manaset
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11
UNABLE To IDENTIFY MUMMY
London Officials in Something of a
Quandary as to Disposition of
"old Jimmy"

One of Londons problems at the
pr--ent hour is what to do with a
mummy that lies at the back of the
Mansion house in one of the oldest
churches of that ancient city. No one
knows where ii came from, and the
jocular element around the Mansion
house describe it as "Old Jimmy--a
former lord mayor of London" The
rector is in a quandary over its dis
posal. The figure Is perfectly pre-
served: eyes, hair, nose, teeth, nails
and ribs.
Inside the door of the mumlny's box
Is glass lid which was removed
few days ago for the first time for
many years. The mummy was cover
ed with cobwebs, but was still in good
condition. at feels like leather" said
an 0nlOoker rs he touched "Old jim
mys' elastic ribs. The rector invites
suggestions from the public as what to
do with the mummy. The mystery as
TO its identity arises from the fact
that during the great London fire in
1866, it was hurriedy removed from
another church, and placed where it
now lies so as to escape the ravages
of the contlagration.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11
DON'T FEAR ASPIRIN
IF 1T Is GENUINE
Look for name "Bayer" on tablets,
then you need never
worry.

To get genuine "Bayer Tablets of
Aspirin" you must look for the safety
"Bayer Cross on each package and
on each tablet.
The "Bayer Cross means true,
world.famous Aspirin, prescribed by
physicians for over eighteen years, and
proved safe by millions for Colds,
Headache, Earache Toothache, Neu-
ralgia, LumbugO, Ncuritis, and for
Pain in general, Proper and safe di.
reCtions are in each unbroken "Bayer"
package.
Handy tin boxes Of l. tablets cost
but a few cents Druggists also sell
larger "Bayer' packages. Aspirin is
the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture
of Monoaceticacdeste of Salicylic.
aCid.-Adv.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER.

Constipation invites other troubles
which come speedily unless quickly
checked and overcome by Green's
August Flower which is a gentle laXu-
tive, regulates digestion both in
stomach and intestincs, cleans ana
sWeetens the stomach and alImcntary
canal, stimulates the liver to secrete
the bile and impurities from the blood
II is sovereign remedy used In many
thousands of households all over the
civilized world for more than half a
century by those who have suffered
with indigestion, nervous dyspepsia,
sluggish liver, coming up Of food, pal
pltatiOn, constipation and other in
festival troubles. Sold by druggists
and dealers everywhere. Try bottle,
take no substltute.--Adv.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11
OUT O. LUCK
Never mlndl Just take
CaScarets if Bilious,
ConStipated

Everyone must occasionally give to
the bowels some regular help or else
suffer from constipation, bilious at
lacks. stomach disorders and sick head
ache. But do not whip the bowels into
activity with harsh Cathartics
What the liver and bowels need Is
a gentle and natural tonic, one that
can constantly be used without harm.
The gentlest liver and bowel tonic is
"Cascarets.7 They put the liver to
work and cleanse the colon and bowels
of all waste, toxins and poisons with
out grlping-thev never siCken or in
convenience you like CalomeI, Salts,
Oil or Purgatives.
Twenty-Five million boxes Of Cas-
carets are sold each year. They work
while you sleep. Cascarets cost so lit.
tie too.-Adv.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11
PORTER HAD FELLOW FEELING
Witness of OscuIatory Exercises Meant
to DO Good Turn in Putting
Cob Wise.

The COB was on shore leave and
happy because he had found a girl as
affectionate as he. His joy was
dimmed, however for q hluecOat had
forbidden spooning in the park and
his girl had tabooed it in the streets.
But life took new turn when he
saw man kiss his wife farewell in
front of the Pennsylvania station, New
York. lie rushed his girl toward a
crowd hurrying toward the Philadel-
phia express and bade her fond fare
well. When the crowd thinned, they
Joined a throng for Washington and
repeated the act. They repeated il
again before the Chicago train.
This was too much for a colored
porter who had been watching He
stepped up to the COB. Boss he
said, why don't you go downstairs
and try the Long Island station? Dem
local trains am a-leavin' mos all de
time !'-Everybody's.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11

had made representations that every
effort be made 70 punish the guilty
persons the military commanders in
the states Of Jallsco and Coima or
dered out mobile columns In pursuit
OF the bandits One Of these columns
encountered n band Of outlaws In the
vicinity Of ranch owned by Mr., Nor
rlll near Las Palmns. In addition to
the Lender, 1t Is stated that a number
Of bandits We're killed and that many
were wounded during The fighting
w. Q. jenkins, former United States
consular agent at rurbla, whose per
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11
DEATH OF MORRILL, AVENGED
Manuel Gonzales, Mexican Bandit,
Slayer of American, Reported Killed
by Government Forces.

MEXICO CITY. Manuel Gonzales,
leader Of the band which shot and
killed Augustus Morrill, formerly
American consul at Manza on Feb. 26,
has been killed by pursuing govern
ment troops, according to semiofficial
statements issued here.
After the United States embassy
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add OF. Bay Rum
small box of Barbo Compound, and u
OF. of glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a
week until it becomes the desired shade,
Any druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost. 1t will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair,
and viii make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not co'or the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-Adv.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11

mission 10 net In That capacity was re.
Gently revoked, is TO be expelled from
Mexico In consequence Of his alleged
dealings with rebels. according to In.
sistent reports here. The United
States embassy has handed n new note
to the Mexican foreign Office relative
10 charges preferred in an interview
by Julio Mitchell, prosecutor Of the
stnte Of puehln, which involved pro.
cedure followed by the embassy dur
Ing the progress of the Jenkins case.
-~--==--s.a----------~-
Denials make little faults great.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11
Yes; S. S. S. Is Purely Vegetable
Natures Safe Blood Treatment

an impaired appetite, feeling of
lassitude and a general weakening
Of the system. 1t is then that you
should promptly take a few bottles
of s. S. S. 1t will aid in cleans
ing the blood and build up and
strengthen the whole system.
S. S. s. is sold by all druggists.
Valuable information about the
blood supply can be had free by
writing to the Swift Specific Co.,
50 Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11
Some housekeeping.

In order to serve It's patrons, one
of the large New York hotels requires
In II single year $4,000 pounds OF but
ter, 100000 quarts of milk 10000
quarts Of cream. and more than p
100000 eggs. In one year the laundry
department of the same establishment
handles about 100000 pieces of
work
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11
On the Market Half a Century.

When you are in perfect health,
and are enjoying strong and
vigorous vitality, it is then that
your blood is free from all impuri-
ties.
You should be very careful and
give heed TO the slightest indica-
ton of impure blood. A sluggish
circulation is often indicated by
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11

eral DeHikine's Cossack armies cor
nered in the Kuban peninsula east OF
the Sea Of AzOv. In northwest Russia
the bolShevik front was advanced al
most to the Finnish frontier
The settlement of the Fiume cOntro-
yersy still lags and discussions OF 1t
were transferred from London to
Paris. The Jugo-Slavs naturally are
pleased with President Wilson's notes,
and Premier Nitti of Italy seems TO be
in conciliatory mood
Hungary, which has not accepted
the peace treaty offered It, has elected
Admiral Horthy regent governor OF
the country, and the adherents of the
old regime were hopeful that this pre-
saged its restoration. But the supreme
council, it is said, is determined that
no Hapsburg shall be placed on the
throne of either Austria or Hungary
Premier Nitti, It is reported, has de-
manded of the supreme council q re-
vision of the Hungarian treaty because
as it stands it places 100000 Mdgyars
in the Jugo-Slay, Roumanlan and
CzechO-SIovak states.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11
First Magazine Run by Women.

The first magazine in America con
Quoted solely by women was the
Lowell Offering, a monthly periodical
published from 1912 to 1919 by girls
employed in the mills Of Lowell, Mass.
Lucy Larcom was one of its frequent
contributors
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11

Organization Of the American Farm
Bureau federation was completed mt
meeting I'm Chicago which was at
tended by representatives. Of more
than 100000 farmers. The organlza-
ton has raised 100000 for It's 1921
program, and Sl,0OO,OOO is promised
for 1922. Part Of the money viii be
used TO establish national headquar-
ters and TO pay officers and experts,
some Of whom will receive salaries as
high as $4,000 a year
The directors drew up the follow.
ing tentative program:
National legislation that will pre-
vent strikes and unnecessary suffering
Investigation of the tariff in relation
to farm products.
Fight reciprocity with Canada.
Investigation Of marketing, live
stock prices and foreign competition.
Lower freight rates.
Investigation of foreign trade rela-
lions,
More buslnessllke relations with
packers and consumers.
Investigation Of credits and foreign
exchange.
Establishment Of a Washington Of
fee, with experts TO watch and report
on legislation.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11

Transfer Of the railroads back TO
private hands was accomplished
smoothly and so far nothing has hap
pened that would make the travelling
public aware of the change. Officials
of some of the roads are hoping that
the interstate commerce commission
will permit considerable increase in
freight rates TO take care of the evil
dent needs of the companies, so that
1t will not he necessary to ask for high
err passenger rates. The government
guarantee holds good until September
|, so there may be no boost in rates
for several months The railway
brotherhoods wisely concluded to give
the new railway legislation fair trial
before talking Of strikes, though they
did not pretend TINT they liked II NJ
all. President Wilson has asked the
rail executives and the brotherhood
leaders TO pick their representatives
on a board that will at once begin
work on pending wage disputes.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11
Makes Z Difference

Edith-lsn't il disgusting to hear
men iattcring women
Maud other women, yes
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11

All decent American CItlzens--and
that Includes the vast majority Of the
pOpulatiOn--rejolced over the results
OF the municipal election in Semitic,
Wash. Mai Hugh NJ Caldwell, for
mer member Of the A. Il. f., was op.
posed for the mayoralty by James A.
Duncan, leader Of the radical element
In labor circles there. The issue was
clear cut-Amercanism against the /.
W. w. aud extremists In general--and
Americnnism won, the final count Of
the vote being 50,S50 for Caldwell and
34,Si0 for Duncan Seattle has been Il
center Of potential rebellion, but the
city feels that II has now removed the
blot from It's fame.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11
This Medicine Recommended by. a. Doctor

When a doctor uses a medicine him.
self besides prescribing it to his patients,
he must know that it has merit.
This is what DR.. J. II. Wagner, prom
inent physician of Skate, Kentucky, has
to say about Dr. Hartman's well-known
remedy, PE-RU-NA: 81 have used Pc
RU-NA myself for catarrh and have
given it to others for catarrh, bloating
after eating and other ailments. 1t has
proved a success In all cases with old
and young men and women. All speak
we'll of PE-RU-NA. 1t is the best of all
tonics."
DR.. Wagner, out Of the fullness OF his
own personal experience, for the good Of
all sick and suffering, recommends
medicine which he knows to be good.
You may be sure doctor would not en-
danger his professional reputation by
endorsing PE-RU-NA unless satisfied be-
yond a doubt of its value.
Whether your trouble be a cough or q
cold, or a more subtle catarrhal effection
of the stomach, bowels or other organs,
give PE-RU-NA a trial. The immediate
improvement which you will see will sat-
oE-RU-NA iswhat you need
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11
The Time for Attention.

"Thrrc's a time for everything"
cor course. That's why We don't
pay amy attention 10 getting the snow
off the streets until it is warm enough
for % good thaW.'
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11

threc-story reinforced concrete
and brick building measuring 60 by %
feet and weighing 5000 tons, mt De-
troit, was moved $50 feet at the rate
of 30 feet n day, being occupied mean
while for its regular uses and with
out interruption of telephone, light,
or power service.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11

international interest Is still Ger.
tered largely on Russia and on the
peace offers made by the soviet gov
eminent. Sentiment In favor of com
ing TO an agreement with the Moscow
government seems to be growing
stronger, and all the entente nations
have been given the Zip that they may
trade with the Russian co-operatiycs,
whose chief representative has $500
100000 IN gold 10 pay for, the things
Russia most needs The race for this
trade is lively among the British and
some of the continental nations, In
Guiding Germany The representatives.
of Finland, Latyia and li0umnna, and
perhaps Of other countries, are i'm War
saw discussing peace conditions to be
submitted TO the soviet Lcninc, while
apparently striving for international
peace, Is not letting up on his domestic
enemies and at latest reports bad Gen
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11

BY the close vote Of to the
United States Supreme court has
given legal sanction to the United
States Steel corporation, the biggest Of
industrial combinations. The majority
opinion dismissed the governments
suit for dissolution Of the corporation
without prejudice so that the pro
ccedings can he Reconstructed If the con
Germ does not behave In the future
The opinion was based on the two
main points that the size of a corpora
tion is not in itself a violation of the
antitrust laws, and that the Steel cor
poratiOn has not eXerted It's admitted
great power to stine competition eS-
pecially since 1911, when the suit was
instituted No precedent was found
in the tobacco and Standard oil cases :;
but neither is it assured that this
latest decision will furnish precedent
for decision of the suits against the
American Sugar Refining company
and other trusts that are pending in
the Supreme court
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-03-11

The sands OF time contribute the
grit with which woman persistently
hangs on 70 her favorite birthday.