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The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03
Complicated Accounts.

II can't see IL cents worth OF milk
and sugar In an ice cream Soda" ex-
claimed the man who persists In talk
ing about what he can't help.
'Remember." said the store man
ager, "you must pay for labor, as well
as material"
"The labor OF drawing the soda
isn't so much"
mo. But think about the labor OF
making change"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03
BY THE WAY

One touch Of nature keeps the whole
world on the lookout for new sensa-
tons.
Comparatively speaking, a niser's
soul Is smaller than n boarding house
gas bill.
bookmaker who's your horse fails 10
come In.
A little authority and few dried.
apples will pun u small man up as
toniShinsly.
No girl cares to have man admit
that she is the only girl he ever loved
platonically.
It f. said that married men make
the most satisfactory workIHeu; they
can he hossed.
MAJ a young man doesn't propose
for the reason that he Is afraid the
girl will say yes.
Occasionally when mns attempts to
stand on his dignity some one spells
It 10y slttiag on 1t.
There would be- lot more silence
ia this world VI We talked only about
the things NE know.
Il y@s d.n't kAsw On which side Of
ysur hlscpit the sstfcr il, drop IL; the
tsp side will be BUTTERFLIES.
The greatest nistak- the average
nsn Msksx is II allowing himself IL
wake 80 many feel mistakes.
The man whs doesn't have the ser
vices ot that great teacher, experience
may live to green old age.
An enumeration OF the mines and
Qunrrles of the United States was
, made for the first time in 1910.
It is said that George Washington
never went fishing In his life. This
may account for his truthfuheSs.
A ninpty-pound woman can worb
| more mischief with her tongue thar
a compound man can with his fists.
Most women want n lot Of thing
not because they need them, but lie
| cause they cannot afford To have them
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03
Cannot Praise this
Remedy 100 Highly
Tx WNE OTF INV FEFfN WI
SUFFERING THO Vans


Judging from her letter, the mis-
cry and wretchedness endured nv
Mrs. Charlie lay lor, Il. a. ~. 40. /,
Box IA, Dillon, S. c., must have
been terrible. No one. after read
ing hIr Letter, can ,y..--..-~ -
doubt the great healing power
of PEA-NA for troubles due
TO cat (iR or cs.arrh. 2aditioGs
in anf part of the body. Her
letter is an inspiration to every
sick end suffering man or woman
anywhere. Here it is: 81 suffered
two years with catarrh of the head,
stomach arA bowels. Tried Two OF
the best doctors. who gave me NJ.
1 then took PE-RC-.,.t ard ear
truthfully say ! am well. When (
began to use PE-RU-NA, | weigh !
one hundred pounds. Ky weigh.
now Is one hundred and fifty. /
cannot praise pE-EU-NA too
highly, for Il IVES n Godecnd TO mo.
| got relief from the first hall
bottle and twelve bottles cured re.
l advise az sufferers 20 take
PE-RU-NA.
rs an en4~-. --cy remedy al the
home, there is nothing quite the
equal of this reliable, tuue-tricd
medicine, PERU NJ. Thousands
place their sole depe~Aencc or 70
Tor coughs, ,olGs, Stomach and
bowel trouble, ccnatip2' sCn rned-
matism, pains in the back, side and
loins and to prevent Cne grip and
Spanish Flu. 10 keen tha Mod
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03
To Be Sure.

"Slr I hear YOU called me n politi-
cal nonentity."
81 did not. ] merely said you
couldn't be elected dog catcher"
isn't that the same thingT'
"Not nj ell. A man might be de-
feutcd for deg catcher, and stiIl have
enough friends to make him Il person
Of some importance in his voting pre-
cinct. "-Birmingham Age-Hcrald.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03
DoN'r you yORGET IT

Bear in mind that Chamberlain
Tablets not only move the bowels.
but improve the appetite and streng-
then tho digestion. They contain NO
Ipepsin or other digestive ferment but
strengthen the stomach and enable Il
to perform its functions naturally. q
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03
An Impossibility.

"'Reds' have gone on strike" said
the man who was reading u newspa-
per.
Cant he done" commented the
man who was cleaning his pipe. In
order TO strike person has 10 quit
work, and no red was ever known to
be nj work In the first place"
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03
NO GREAT ACT OF HEROISM RE
QURED

II some great act of heroism was
necessary to protect a child from
Group. no mother would hesitate 10
protect her offspring, but when 1t Is
only necessary to keep at hand bot
tie Of Chamberlain Cough Remedy
and give II as soon as the first indl-
cation Of Group appears. there are
many who neglect Il. Chamberlain
Cough Remedy is within the reach
Of all and Is prompt and effectual.
sNa Adv
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03
CHAsIBERt.AIN's COUGH REMEDY

This remedy is intended especially
for coughs. colds, Groups and whoop-
Ing cough. From G. small beginning
It's sale and use has extended to all
parts OF the United States and to
many foreign countries. This alone
is enough to convince one that II 10
q medicine OF more than ordinary
merit Give II a trial an, you will
find this to be the case Adv
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03
still Thlnkinn.

81 proposed 10 girl once ana she
asked me for time TO think IL over.
Haven't heard from her since"
"And that WASP"
Three years ago."--Loulsyille Con-
rier Journal.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03
Virtue Accrued to laurel.

According TO an old tradition laurel
communicates the spirit of poetry and
proph%'t. Hence the custom of put.
ting laurel leaves under ones pillow
to acquire inspiration.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03
Had the Idea. All Rlaht.

Teacher asked Gertrude IL she knew
the difference between man" and
men" ~ man is one man and men
is lot OF mans" was the child's
reply.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03

II is said that George Washington
never went fishing in his life. This
may account for his truthfuhiesS.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03

An enumeration OF the mines and
quarrles of the United States was
made for the first time in 1870
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03

The man whs doesn't have the SER
vices NJ that great teacher. experience,
MAY live TO q green old age.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03

One touch OF nature keeps the whole
world on the lookout for new sensa-
tons.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-03

A ninpty-pound woman can work
more mischief with her tongue than
a 20O-pound man can with his fists.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-11-01
EASTERN MAN CHOSEN
TO REFEREE IN POLO

DEL MONTE, CAL, Nov. la. P.)
Captain II. II. Holmes, eastern polo
eferee. has been engaged to handle
he play IN the Del Monte. Midwick
nd San Mateo tournaments this com
ng season.
For the past few years players have
complained of the failnre OF offlcia s
enforce rules and discipline. Some
II the Junior players, ii is, said. We're
beginning TO acquire such faults as
areless and dangerous crossing with
heir mounts.
With the prospects Of the interna-
ional players as well as those Of
Honolulu, Mexico and other distant
points. coming to California this 'Nin-
.er it was deemed advisable to get the
,est possible officials Captain Holmes
GAS an international reputation.
Captain Holmes has gone 10 England
get line on the team that viii de-
end the cup against America. He
ill return In December and will
ONE direct To Del Monte in January
get into action. The noted referee
; lining up a number Of players who
will come out with him.
The California polo season opens at
'el Monte with an invitauonal tour
amert on January -.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-11-01
NEW BUSH LEAGUE: IS
PLAN OF CALIFORNIA

OAKLAND, Cal, Nov la. P,)--
Plans for new Glass b. or d base
ball league in California are to be
formulated definitely at a meeting of
representatives. from eight cities here
IN November 6.
The new bush league will include
santa Rosa. Vallejo, san Jose, Rich-
uond, Stockton, san Leandro. Oakland
and San Francisco. The last two viii
be travelling teams,
Play will begin next April according
to tentative plans outlined at pre-
iminary meeting recently when the
following officers were elected.
President, Fred Krumh, Oaklandi
secretary treasurer, William Wagner,
IAN I0andro; directors. Thomas sulli-
an, Vallejo; Walter Nagle, Santa
losa: Otto l.. Dietrich, Richmond;
lanes Russell stockton, and G. q
Bradford, San Jose.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-11-01
FIVE AGGIE VETERANS
BACK FOR HOOP SQUAD

OREGON AGRICULTURAL col.
LEGE, Corvallis. Nov. l.-Pre-seasos
dope on basketball is favorable tc
@. A. c. Five Of last years men are
! in college and eligible to play, Coach
Il. p. Rutherford viii be in charge
while Bob" Hager, well known
basketball PLAYER win have the ''rook'
quad
Former varsity men who will en-
deayor to hold their berths on the
team are Ernie Arthur and Waldo
mar Stinson, forwards; "Cacr HUB
hard and "Skeet Reynolds, guards
and "Raoe" McCart center and guard.
Eikloman WIN be missed at center but
ii is hoped that Babe will he able 10
fiji his place. Wayne Curley and
"Buus' Reardon are the only other
members OF last years team not back
il College.
With last years '.rook' squad and
intramural stars available, sufficient
In ateriai is expected to make each
rlace en- the team hotly contested.
Some of the men considered as con-
tenders are Joe Dyer, Glenn Acker-
man, Fred Ingram, J. N. Carr, Joe
Kasberger, Arthur Ross and Alfred
.lough
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-11-01

with off kicks. Bill Steers, oregon cap.
tain, Is no amateur with his punts,
but his so yard spirals were losing
propositions against the mighty offer
ings OF the crimson back. A punt
fumbled by Hnghie McKenna, o. A. C..
quarterback, on their five yard line
aEd recovered by a California man,
paved the way for the Bears final
touchdown, which cinched the contest
Jenne, Of the Cougars, probably will
outpunt Morrison andd Nesbit, of the
Bears. When the premier teams ,of
north and south meet Saturday the
chances are that punting and field goal
kicking will determine largely which
way the victory will fall Both teams
las strong lines and each has an
aerial attack. But the toe OF one team
or the other may spell victory to one
side and defeat TO the other.
The relative strength OF the Uni.
versity Of oregon and University OF
Washington teams. which meet in
their annual contest al Eugene on
Homecoming Day. two weeks hence
may be estimated when the outcome OF
the Stanford Washington game al
Seattle next Saturday is flashed over
the wires. The Cardinals come north
to meet Allison's men, after the latter
have had two weeks IN which to re.
cuperate after two disastrous games
should Washington beat Stanford.
there would be diffenlt question re-
gdrding the merits Of those teams, |
Oregon and O. A. c.
Washington had an open date SatHr. |
day but at Walla Walla the Idaho and
Whitman eleyens clashed. Idaho win
ming u to I. The Gem staters had tho
advantage Of bobbles in the Missionary |
play and two OF their three touchdowns
were almost gift affairs. Montana
meets Whitman at Walla Walla next
Saturday.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-11-01
CAMP LEWIS HAS STAR
MATERIAL ON ELEVEN

TACOMA. Wash. Nov. la. P.)-
Capt Alpha Brummage, coach Of tbs
FourtheDiyision football team at caml
Lewis. has number OF former colleg'
players in his aggregation.
Brummage himself was once sta
at Kansas University, and In 1903 an'
Is0t he was rated the best half baci
In the Missouri valley.
Zimmerman and Schrader. forme
West Point players. are on the team
and Matiock. formerly a Princeton full
back, has donned the moleskins again
Other men on the division eleven arr
Rodman. from Kentucky University
and Roderick from worchester col
lege.
The camp team is playing variou
Northwest elevens this season.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-11-01
ATHENA TEAM is LOSER
TO UMAPINE ON FRIDAY
.East Oregonlan snecial.l


ATHENA, Nov. LIN a football
game played at Umapine between
Athena and Umapine Friday after
loon, Umapine was victorious with Il
score Of 22 to 0.
Mrs. Ernest Zerba and little dangh-
er P0'N were pendleton visitors Tues
day
Mrs. Lola Payne was in the city from
her home near Adams Saturday.
Mrs. Richard Thompson and daugh-
ters June and Margaret and Eloise
Eergev- ere ia. : endleton Monday.
Y. NJ. c. -. secretary Cash Wood was
in town Wednesday teaching the
Athena grade pupils how to play the
game of volley ball.
The cast for the Athena high school
rlay were in Pendleton Wednesday
having pictures taken 10 be used in
advertising the play.
Mr.and Mrs viii Pinkerton wer,
visitors at the home OF their daughter
Mrs. Frazier in Milton Friday.
William Rice made business trip to
Pendleton Wednesday,
Mrs. Jesse Myriek was in the city
from her home near Adams Wednes-
day
w W. Green was in the city from
pendleton Thursday. Mr.. Green at
tended the knight of Pythias banquet
while in the city.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-11-01
WASHINGTON STATE IS
! ALL THAT NOW STANDS
| CHANCE IN NORTHWEST
If Coast Championship Comes
to This Section, Pullman
Eleven Must Turn Trick
Next Saturday Against Cali
fornia.

Hopes OF a coast football CHAMPION
snip for the northwest this fall today
hinge upon the one remaining unde-
feated eleven. Washington State Col
lege. Eyes Of oregon. Washington an 4
Idaho are turned to the machine weld
ed by Coach Gus Welch as a result OF
Victories Saturday by two California
elevens over oregon's best bets.
The battle that will determine
whether California Of the northwest
shall send the team that meets the
casts best at Pasadena on New Years
day is to be played Saturday. The
University OF California will be pitted
against Washington State college on
the Berkeley turf gridiron. II will be
the premiere contest OF the coast con
ference season, although scheduled
three weeks before the final dates of
the season.
Upscts Furnished Saturday
Saturdays games proved an upset
20 the advance dope on Oregon's two
college elevens. Stanford, rated as
of ordinary strength. wore down the
University Of Oregon and won, 10 te 0.
in the last half Of the play. Califor-
MIA, heralded as powerful scoring
machine, was held TO ~ lie by o.
A. C. until the final period when the
20 points that gave them victory were
scored.
Washington State College. on whom
hopes now hinge. proved master OF the
SITUATION against the University OF
Montana and won by four touchdowns
and q field goal. The team W. S. c.,
beat Is the same one which trimmed
the University OF Washington Is 10 ~.
The University OF Washington lost TO
o. A. c. 3 TO 0.
The Pullman squad consisted chiefly
OF Moran and Jenne The former went
over for three touchdown's while the
latter's kicking was renponsihle for the
the field goal and goals from touch
down and for punts which drove
Montana far back into her own terri
tory when she held for downs.
Toe Strength II Vital
lPunting, by the way, was one or the
big factors IN the battles OF Saturday.
Tempieton. Stanford fuliback, booted
consistently for co and SIS yards fore
ing oregon back toward her own goal
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-11-01
EnNEsE MIN CHAMPIONSHIP

u 'iALGEU, T. H., Eov. L. ca. p
The All-Chinese baseball team, all
Chinese Except for its japanese second
baseman, MorN anna, champions of the
Honolnlp llselrll league Won the Is
lar I Championships rcc;S', by defeat
ne the army, ltadcra "a the service
leagues It" = N The final service
sa'te "t tHc scasch tie army beat the
nrNv 8 to . at'd thrh vert asainst the
Mardarmns VIII, retained their title,
W'n n seee}at previous Years, of be-
ing the bef'' players in Hawaii
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-11-01
noCkEY RrrrREE sNoWnOUNr

SEATTLE, Wn,, Nov, L. (APl-
Mickey Ion, who officiates as referee
at all matches Of the Pacific Coast
Hockey Assoc alton, is snowhound in
Alaska and must "mush" out over the
winter trails in order TO reach here in
time for the opening games of Decem-
ber. Ion spent the summer in the
ranana country near Fairbanks and
vas caught by the early freeze.
lust as he was preparing to leave for
the "outside.F
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-11-01
MCINTYRE OPENS CLUE

TACOMA, Wash, Nov, L. "a. P)--
-het Mcintyre, former light heavy
weight champion OF the Pacific Coast,
has accepted place as manager of 4
new athletic club at Mullan, Idaho
Mcintyre has managedd similar clubs
here, in Seattle and in Vancouver b,
c., and has developed some of the best
amateur boxers in the Northwest.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-11-01

iPunting, by the way, was ore or the
big factors IN the battles OF Saturday.
Templeton. Stanford fuliback, booted
consistently for co and 6s yards. fore
ing oregon back toward her own goal
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-11-01
ol.YMpIC smooTEn IN WEsT

TACOMA, Wash, Nov, 1.--IA. Pl-
Lieut.. Lloyd s, Spooner a member Of
the American rifle team at the Olympic
games, Is now on duty at camp Lewis,
Asked how he developed into a crack
marksman he answered that hunting
game as a boy was largely responsible,
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1920-07-02

ev fell YOU that nobody Moscow ever bought any stock
that is the paper it is written But are mistaken
Last fall Buck Phillips after Buck had visited the
San Antonio Texas checked up sold about $4,000
worth of the Medina Oil Gas Association stock in Moscow
Charleston WASH vicinity That only about six months
ago When stock sold the company drilling its first
we'll These people paid 81 share for their stock What is
the situation under the able of M Lewis and
F. David who going later with the in debt some
$4,000 first well only partly fnished True was down
first oil Strata and pumping OIL but not up TO what
should be- when another 40 feet of the in
to oil sand and sta known This well will be completed
within few days.
Let us say that company quits today with its three
ducing wells Let surrender all the rest OF its lease retaining
only the IS acres which has the three wells we'll
All stock entitled today to would be duly credited ana
this would show today less than 100000 on which to pay dv
dends What then? Three 6barre wells wo of are much
we worth what? At S35 barrel we have the
following:
Three times makes IS barrels day. 18 barrels $375
per barrel daily from production of $3.50
ner dav SCI per day per year. $6375O
will paw "a per per every dollar that today d
ecy and indirectly invested the Medina Oil Gas Association
do? Sell treasury stock to drill more
wells multiply production and increase profits Three wells are
drop in the bucket We want 81 wells
Beginning the 1st August 1920 this
company will begin drawing regular monthly dividend of US
per share per MONTH or &c per annum per
bought at the 81 per share figure August year LATER the
dividend will c month"; and continue for two years. when
goes to &c per month present plans mature upset
this plan? Why stopping of drills sink wells
up lease the who invested 81 900 stock
have invested $500 to S. ooo and one man in carkson WASH
$4,000 invested Here what 81 900 investment Of 81 100
per share will do in the next four years:
August l. 1921 cash dividend from August l. 1920, at ne
August l. le22 dividend Of per from Aug.
August l. 1923, previous 10000
August l. 1924 with lease all drilled. $4,000
And earnings going fund buy leases
or build refinery, any other business connected with OIL
among the stockholders additional dividends.
this? Other this field doing it. and
with wells better than our wells Now Mr. Skeptic watch
see lucky of Medina stock will have
gretat she did buy and you? That you have
none. Watch and
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1920-07-02
Men and Women Have "a Per Cent Income Today Tex
Read the Following:

fifty years your original ST. 600 what? Why, just
SIC Your investment grows
people prefer farm mortgages. Very WELL invest 81 900
the farm mortgage the Palouse country Iowa.
other state and what have you? An income of about to
which is 500 $40 your $1,000 After have
had 900 loaned farm for five what
wort Just the old original $1,000 and it will
dollar thousand is plain old $O00 that has
$780,
What interest going make $175
Paouse land during the coming ten years You will do well
you You will get slow the
value of land and should make small interest in
vest1nent from crops
Do you know Of anyone Moscow Latah county
who making rs their Investments? Do
you know of farmer the Palouse who has made rs
Take worth $3.50 acre. and
tell who has cleared $4,000 $4,000 the
past years. $4,000 in twenty Now know
his investment? Suppose farther and ask you
you know of anyone who makes 100 their in
You be done And you of it.
But before you dismiss this will take pencil and do
figuring?
rel Take xbarre well and have $22 so "a hours
$821250 per from each we'll and have
the pump and will have have third within few days. and 81
wells the pump within three four years. Egtyone
barrel wells will produce if estimates down only
per WE'LL the magnificent of 1924 900 per annu while
may TO- 4obarrel wells and by going
will give several hundred barrels well per day. But forget
this The shallow wells that know sufficient
beat the best investment dreamed Of and that
had opportunity enjoy.
back your little wells costing $4,000 EACH s
uae a allua income o. oy q,ooo PC! wei anat Is more ~n
100 cent while original 81 0eo will and
grow, just similar investments this field growing
Take the Ozark in which Col Cummings formerly of Moscow
interested year bare Of land 81
without we'll and of little value They organized $6500O
and drilled three wells averaging barrels In less
than IL months they turned down cash offer of $130000 and
with four wells down have income of $4,000 per year.
per $500000 What they paying their measy
$4,000 of the stock? And they have enbarrel wells AS
of fact wells beat barrels all pieces But
you figure barrel wells and you have so per
vesnen without any regard for the rapid your
gina investment We have 465 with only 100000 par
That beats 81 $6000 basis Do your
figuring.
What chance, what gamble have you when you
expecting rs investment? Now have only
small block left the $2 share When this gone, which
will be in few days, it will you just So per get
Pass it if and from what you will
hnk of your judgment Buy and your only regret will
that you didn't buy
Mail your orders today enclosing money order certified
heck We the right refund any
nly very small block of stock for sale at the SIPS
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1920-07-02

Captain Jay Turley noted geoogit of Texas speaking of
the Somerset field in the of the Texas Gilman
quoted saying:
Capt Jay Tuey, meeting Of the oil
recently that in his estimation Somerset Field well
every proven territory should produce
thanks the thickness of the oil sands for the years
Capt Jay Turley geologs declared in his address
the San Antonio Oil Mems Association
United States would be in the section
he assured oil that it only
there would be gusher in this section
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1920-07-02
These Facts Should Interest You

How you like invest $4,000 draw down. divi
dends every year. for the 20 perhaps the forty
years. ST $500 profits and your original
worth several times the original $4,000 n
Many investing in u S. Bonds that pay about $50
per year 900 investment and the end of ve