The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-07-24
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DUAL PERSONALITY STUFF
IN THE SHRINE PARADE.
II you believe In this dual person.
ailty sfaft, YOU have pienty VI 1000
Tor thought Bince the shrine parade.
Nou must have gotten Il goo line
On tyOur respected and respectable
frienda and neighboIa who revealed
a wholly unsupported side OF their
natures, Who'd ever believe that
Seals Morgan OF kosweli had the
chuructcfistics, the pOssibIttics-u
nOt the legs-for a successful Cupid?
ihe ingenue manner. the sort guild
IN CurIs, Withal, OF Venus famous
song such shrinking grace; ana
wat lovely timidity, that aione held
INN back from shooting up the
crowd with his o and arrowl
And IL. w. Smith, the cop at Sec
ond and Central Mr.. Smith gave
The cops cards n spades on how TO
De happy though a traffic cop. lie
swung his billy as though he were
swatting files. lie chased "a Jay
walker across the street at second
tracted his toll from hun N spite OF
tremendous resistance.
Goorgetta Major. the Shrine motor
cite, was thin to the point OF emaci-
alton, pale TO h point OF ghostiiness
aud kidded to the point OF death.
~ w ri NARnNNNN Va NItA1
stocking that. OF OF its slim
neas, was at first mistaken for her
ankle. until II was. seen that II wac
uil like that" One OF the City Elec-
tric motorettts made her stand In
the middle OF h street while she
snapped her with her camera. Geor-
getta Is the new vamp of the motor
cites.
And c. william Foster. II was
see William" all right. aud everyone
looked twice 10 see that he didn't
miss anything In Williams makeup.
smile looked aa though II covered
a multitude OF cuss words, but still
he followed the Spanish aenorita Van
Oleson. s~erenading her with his mel
low to..ed guitar, Van carried a
bouquet OF something thai looked
the idea that he was n siren-Rnd
wore his jet black hair coiffured a
Ia M~artineztown.
Didn't your heart bleed for Me-
Campbells2 To have a a side OF
ONES soul thus publ,cly displayed on
a. piacnrd. "Piense let me do some
work Or lend me at dime and In a
baggyzNut OF overars TO go shining
some mnh's boots with your ons. Tui
haudnnn In front OF the BE- to have
no chance to escape and wash The
streaks OF SCOT off your face; the d,s-
tofery OF thiH SIDE OF your soul Is Inc
sort or thing that In heart breaking.
and should be suffered In the greatest
secluEion. 1880 q
M man who rode on top OF Tho
water tank In his most decollette UNI
dei wear. with R ragged umbrella,
while a cooling summe shower was
pumped upon him, displayed a weak
less thar is human m this sort Of
weather. but which one would hardly
xpect 10 be indulged in so publicly.
Uncle Sam. Frank Hadfield OF Gal
lup. walked tirelessly. elevated IA
dizziest heights, and made one OF tho
biggest hits OF the whole parade. The
heAr,nE ~ the Mammoth American
flag by a large contingent OF Shriners
was distinctly impressive; the band
IN solid white, gave some excellent
music: and the Indians, In the.l
Navajo makeup, gave us some idea
of the sensation they must have made
In Portland. The harem beautie,
were rather beefy looking. though
lavishly dressed. and the gorgeous
robes OF some OF the rulers were de.
serving OF the admiration they got
from all sides.
A good crowd turned out for tn,
parade. Summer school was dis.
missed. offi1e work abandoned and
serious action and thought deserted
while Albuquerque laughed at IN,
Shrine parade.