The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-11-19

Excuse me- said the Now Yorker
but that isn't exactly the point New
York must be "a wonderful revelation
Go visitor from the WesL Now. a.
20 our hoteln----
Say" said IN. man from Topaz
City. that reminds me-there wcre
10 stage robbers shot last year with
In 20 miles Of
u was speaking Of hotels.- said
the New Yorker. We lead Europe In
that respect. And ms far as our leis.
ure class is concerned wo are Ear
-
-oh. don't know interrupted
tho man from Topaz city. There
were ~ tfnmp- in our NIL when !
left homo I guoa New York liant
So
''i3eg pardon. you seern 10 mfrap-
prehend tho idea or course. you Wis.
tied tho stock exchange and Wall
street. whore tho
oh. yea said tho.snan from To
par City. as he lighted n rennsyi
vania stogie. -and I want TO tell you
that we've got the finest town
marshal west Of the Rockies. Bili
ttainer he took In five pickpockcus
out OF the crowd when Red Nose
Thompson laid the conversions OF his
new saloon Topaz City don't al
low
"Hav. another Rhine vino and
seitzar.- suggested the New Yorker.
i've never been West as ! said,
but there can't DO any place out
thcr~ 20 compare with New York
An 10 tho claims OF Chicago l.
''ons man. said the Topaxite-
-one man only has been murdered
and robbed Ia Topaz City In the last
three
-oh. know what Chicago ir.- IN
terpoeed the New Yorker. -Iisve
you been up Fifth ave. to SEQ the
magnificent residences of our MIL
-sccn 'em all You ought to know
Rrub stesali. the ahseanor OF Topaz
When old man Tiibury. that owns
tho only t~o.story bous- In town.
tried To swear his taaea from $1,000
down TO tsso.Ts. Reub buckicd on hs
forty-fivc and went down so SEQ"
Yes. yez. but speaking Of our
great city--one of iu greatest fea-
lures n our superb police depart.
ment There In no body of men In
the world that can equal II for
That walter gets around Ike q
Langley flying machine remarked
the man from Topaz ca,y. thirnuly.
We've got men In cur town. too.
worth $500. 600. There's old Bnl
withcrn and Colonel Metcaif and
.1fave you sc~n broadway .,
night asked the New Yorker
courteorniy. There are few streets
In the world that can compare with
IL When the eiecsrics are shinins
ana the pav~nent IN silvo with twe
lhurryfnx streams OF elegantly cloth
ed men and beautiful women attir-e
| In tho costli-et costumes that wind
I'm snd~vut In - closs~ maze Of az
pcusfvciy-.
Newer knew bus cne case m To
pan City, said the man from ths
West Jim bailey. our mayor. hst
his watch and chain and SEAS In
cash taken from his pockets while
That's another natter said this
Now Yorker. while you - IN oul
city you should avail yourself Of ever,
opportunity 70 see its wondcrx oui
rapid transit syntam-1-
IF you va out th~re m Topaz,
broke IN the man from therc. u
could show You . whole cemefer,
fun Of people that rot killed nc
csdentaiiy. Taikinx about managing
folks upi Why. when Berry Rogers
turned loose that old double. barrolice
shotgun OF his loaded with sugs Al
ANYBODY
Hero wsft~r~ called shs New
Yorker. TWO more Of the sasne II
10 Acknowledged By every one thai
our city In the center OF art. anc
literature. and learning. Take. fol
instance our aftsr-dinnrr speakers
where else IN tho country would yot
lind such wit and eloqucncc AZ en-
Anafe from Dcpew and Ford. and
III you take the papcrs.- inter
rupted tho wc~tcrner. "you mus
have read Of Pete wcbsser's daugh
ter The Websters live two block,
north OF the courthouse In Topaz
City. Miss Title Webster. she SLEPT
forty days and nights without
waking up. Tn. doctors said that
Pass the matches. please said
the New Yorker. Have you Oh
served che expedition with which
new buildings ARE being run Up II
New York; Improved inventions IN
steel framework and
Il noticed" said the Nevadlan
that the statistics Of Topaz Cit,
showed only ono carpenter crushed
by falling timbers last year. and hs
was caught In n cyclone"
They abuse our sky line. con
tinued tho New Yorker. "and n 4.
likely that We are not yet artistic