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The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

This will be tame presidential campaign
# the press agents organize and strike for
higher standards.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

If decision is reached to drive foreigners
out of Fiume, d'Annunzio will interpret the
word foreigners
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

City folks shall know thing or two about
rising prices of food when the farmer quits the
habit of rising at A a. m.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18
ATTENTION LADIES!

When in a hurry Tor accordian
plating or hemstitcf ing take it to the
Holt Button Shop, 361 Sheridan
Road.-adv
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

Anti-Saloon League wants $50, 900 900 to en-
force prohibition. What's the matter with
Uncle Sam enforcing his own laws?
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

Villa, it seems is about the only Mex who
doesn't put off until tomorrow any raiding he
can do today.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

Bavarian mobs that howl "Down with
France" should remember that they couldn't
keep her down whenHthey had her there.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

! in view Of the conditions enumerat-
ed which are now prevalent, we wish
to warn all operators of water purifi-
cation plants and all municipalities
that are using water from surface
sources, rivers, lakes, ETC.. to maintain
their publication plants in the most
effective operating condition; and to
emphasize to others the necessity of
maintaining proper sanitary conditions
in the vicinity of all wells, and to do
everything in their power to maintain
their water supply under safe condi-
tions.
Urges Test of Water.
at is suggested that samples of
water be occasionally collected during
this period by or through your local
health officer and sent to the state
laboratory of hygiene, Madison, or
some branch laboratory in the state,
for analysis. These analysises are
made free of charge. If you are doubt
full about your water supply boil all
water used until you can have an an
alysis made to determine whether it
is polluted or not"
Regular tests of the water from the
Kenosha plant have indicated that it
has been particularly free from ty-
phoid fever germs.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

Say government officials to the people, and
say people to the government officials: You're
too extravagant. Both are right.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

Senator Thomas Of Colorado, appeals eIo-
quently for bi-metalism as a means of helping
Europe and Colorado silver miners
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

It is reported that a Los Angeles Judge says
Jazz music isn't nuisance More likely'he said
that jazz nuisance isn't music.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

1t is well enough to remember Austria's sins,
but remembrance shouldn't make us forget her
starving children.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

The violet may be shrinking but it chooses
the time of least flower competition to blush not
unseen.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

The japanese sphere of Influence in Siberia
now extends as far west as the Japan sea.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

The hen lays the Easter egg, mother colors
It, Willie eats it, and the Bunny gets the credit
for it.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

Carpenters coming to America after war
recalls Dempsey's not going to France during
the war.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

The president still is the leading slugger il
the underwriting league.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

The total Roman Catholic popula.
tion in the United States is 1850 .324.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

The snail might well take lessons in slow
speed from the Senate.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

Yes, the peace treaty appears to be Lodged in
the Senate.
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

Old Man Winter sure does wear out his vel
come, doesn't he?
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

ice was plowed by the steamer
Missouri"
The Telegraph-courier. [volume] (Kenosha, Wis.) 1888-1946, 1920-03-18

This will be tame presidential campaign
if the press agents organize and strike for
higher standards.
Senator Thomas of Colorado appeals elo-
quently for bi-metalism as means of helping
Europe and Colorado silver miners
1t is we'll enough to remember Austria's sins.
but remembrance shouldn't make us forget her
starving children.
If decision is reached to drive foreigners
out of Fiume d'Annunzio will interpret the
word foreigners.
The hen lays the Easter egg, mother colors
it. Willie eats it, and the Bunny gets the credit
for it.
Carpenters coming to America after war
recalls Dempsey's not going to France during
the war.
The japanese sphere of influence in Siberia
now extends as far west as the Japan sea.
The president still is the leading slugger in
the underwriting league
Yes, the peace treaty appears to be Lodged in
The Senate.
Old Man Winter sure does wear out his vel
come, doesn't he?
The snail mf9ht well take lessons in slow
speed from the Senate.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-05
t1U$ s.! Nd! AND =.|
Jane Phelps

as mother suggested we leave him
to Inpack and frcshcm up. Edith
has a Giit for YOU too
Did YOU bring something Tor
me to give auntic Hona?' Edith
asked, hcsitating only a moment
in the process of diSrobing her
new doll. "Why don't you give it
to her."
Il will" Clifford replied sol
EMMY, amidst our laughter.
/ was surprised for | had not
mentioned Edith, or thought of
her giving a personal present to
iona. 1t seemed Clifford had
been more thoughtful.
See how you like it IONA" he
said as he passed her an Oblong
box.
Every one Of us drew n long
breath of admiration as she took
the fan from the box. 1t was of
peacock feathers, mounted ON
dainty cclluloid sticks. 1t was cX-
uuisitc, and ! did not wonder that
IONA should show 50 much Cnthu-
siaSm.
do you Iil" it, Edith asked,
whom she had been called to see
the gift her father had purchased
for her to present IONA.
Il should say / did" iona
punctuated her remark with Il
kiss and n squeeze,
I'D rather have my dollic."
Edith imperturbably replied as
she returned to it, ITS lots
nicer"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-05
Upton TIPS

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for
the Eandcr. The democrats can now take
their turn at blaming it to the admins
tration.
And in the state, of course, the "outs"
can begin to keep tab on the redemption of
campaign pledges.
Somebody is suffering the after-effocts
of an election celebration. What dya
trying to Mrs Cox and three children
Mrs. Harding Pinning Flower on Next
PRESIDENT"
Well, Miss Vox Populi couldn't say yes
to both of EN-, much less three.
o
Where two or more hats are bet it should
be stipulated that one is to be panama.
And how's a man gonna tell whether the
girl pushing the baby buggy down the street
lost an election bet or is doing it in earnest?
Personally, we knew Harding would win
months ago; OH yes, months and months
ago
And so far as the state was concerned
there wasn't a doubt in our minds as to who
would win; no. sir, not single doubt In
fact we made little wager knowing that
we would lose all the time.
When mans car runs out of gas in a
busy thoroughfarc he is suddenly flustered
as the young man who has reached the mid
die of a proposal and finds he has exhausted
his vocabulary
9 o o
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-05
THE JOURNAL WINS.

The journal won great victory in this election
The complete returns will show Senator Harding
far in tire lead of Judge MeChem in the state.
In a year of Il republican landslide which ought
to have carried the republican state ticket into Of
flee with a ten fifteen thousand matority Judge
Mechcm has won neck -and-neck race
In the spheres of the Journals densest circu-
lation, the democratic state ticket successful.
IN the Pecos valley, where our circulation is
spread too thinly over vast for to get the
facts and the arguments before the rank and file
If the people the light vote defeated the state
democratic ticket.
The fight launched only few months ago
has gained tremendous momentum. In fight
for principles have been phenomenally sue
ccssful
The Journal feels well repaid for the interest it
has taken in the welfare of the public.
incidentally subscription list has increased
somewhat than thousand. thus showing
the way in which the public has recprocated our
efforts
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-05

as associates in business quite as
much as if they were Competitors.
This is not a lucky wedding day
since it forecasts dOmineering
and selfish attitude on the part of
the husband.
Two topics will be much dis
cusscd in private as well as in the
public prints at this time. One is
marriage and the other race ques-
tions. The sccrs declare that both
topics will be thus brought to
serious consideration in legisla-
tive bodies.
The stars supposed to influence
marriage arc mcnaCing to old in
stitutions which must be protect
ed if they are to survive the de-
structive forces let loose since the
war.
There is a sign read as indicat-
ing that attention will be paid to
the quality of tone in the speak
ing voice from this time on as
never before. Thus Oratory may
prove to be a benefit in at least
one way.
Persons. whose birthday it is
have the augmy of very sue
cessful year in business. They
should be cautious in love affairs
Those who are employed will be
promoted.
Children born on this day prob
ably will have a life that is pleas
ant and successful. These sub
jccts of ScoruiO are careful and
rCSOurCCful.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-05
A HECK OF A LIFE.

Scene: A werm ShiVcring.
Werm. Brrr, this is a heck of a
life! Brrr, | hope | don't catch a
cold with my long neck and every
thing,
Scene 2: The same.
Werm. Brrr, G, brrr, theirs Il
chestnut burr, brrr. | wish | was
inside of it insted of outside, that's
all | wish Enybody with as long
OF a neck as wat | got has no rite
out in the cold. Well, | think III
take a chance on the Stickers and
try to ge tin. Brrr.
Scene 3: Inside.
Wcrm. All, a nice warm ches-
mutt. Wat a relief!
Scene 4: Boy taking bite.
Werm. Brrr! Hay! Brrr!
Boy. Gosh shang it, look at the
wcrm.
Wcrm. Some fresh guy must of
went and bit my chestnut in half.
Brrr, If l had a shorter neck l
mite not mind SO mulch.
Boy | aint going to try to eat
Ground a werm. I'm going to throw
the darn chestnut away.
Scene 5: Werm shivoring.
Worm. Brrr, this is a heck of a
life.
(The End.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-05
lust FOLKS
Copyright 1920. by Edgar A. Guest.
MAKE A SUCCESS OF YOURSELF

Make a success of yourself.
Don't worry too much about fame
Or power in the struggle for pelf,
Just make a success of your name;
Be one that is rated at par
In the markets of men every day.
Be all that the good fellows are,
Don't live in slOvenly way.
Men Judge by the work that you do
The skill of your brain and your hand
But your real tasks to fashion a you
That is fit with the highest to stand;
You may toll to the top of your bent
And succeed in that one-sided way.
But your glory will bring discomfort
If you let yourself wander astray.
Make yourself live you should.
Make yourself carry smile,
Be that your characters good.
Be that your word is worth while;
Play fair though you win or you lose.
Be kindly and true to the end,
Be the same sort of man that you'd choose
To have as cOmrade and friend.
The battle of life's not hard
If only you'll fight man.
There are many to stand by and guard
And help you as much they can;
But it's you that you offer for sale.
With your traits ranged like goods on a shelf
And the first thing to do, without fall
Is to make a success of yourself
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-05
OUR PLATFORM.

/. A primary election law which will re-
store the power to the hands of the people,
where It belongs.
2. non partisan commission of three or
five to have charge of our school and insttu-
tionnl lands, and the permanent trust funds
derived therefrom
3. A fair, adequate and just tax law which
VIII equitab1y distribute the burden OF gov
eminent We have especial reference TO the
mining tax laws, although we will seek to
reach any other evaders, big or little, whom
We find. We favor mine tax law based
upon an ad yalorem property basis, as other
property is taxed.
A. A fuller budget system for the state In
an effort TO put state expenditures on an eff
Cient, economical and progressive basis
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-05

that he merits the post-electon tribute that former
President Taft has given him
THE dignity, the courtesy, the sense of re-
sponsibility and self-restraint with which you
have carried yourself in the campaign under
the greatest provocation to a different
course, must in retrospect afford great sat
isfaction to yourself. they do to your
supporters"
The ability to hold back the clever retort that
carries barb; the power to check the effective
answer that may rankle in the opponents bosom;
the charity to make allowances for the hasty
things that the other fellow in the heat of a
campagn-these things that count than
political victory in the real Essence of Things.
Senator Hardng's detractors may contend that
he was coached" to conduct dignifed cam
paign. But have all of been coached since
our childhood to hold our temper. and how often
have we forgotten that coaching!
No matter who advised Harding to be a master
of himself, he did it. In the circumstances it was
a difficult thing to do.
Yesterday pointed out some of the forces
that set in motion that irresistible republican land
slide. We believe that Senator Hardng's own
conduct was another contributing force
We Anglo-Saxons admire self-control although
we do not always practice it. We inclined to
demand that the who would govern the ma
ton shall first govern himself.
In this eXaction. at least, Senator Harding has
measured up to the requirements.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-05
HE CURBED HIS TONGUE.

No doubt there are many of us who, though re-
publican in our sympathies as far as the national
ticket was concerned. felt that we could have
picked a better STANDARDIZED if the choice had
been left with U.S.
This feeling, of course, is natural. 1t is the in
aenable privilege of every American citizen to feel
that he had the running of the country in charge
1t would be run much better.
Nevertheless every candid observer Of national
political events within the past few months must
admit that Senator Harding conducted a dgnified.
geutlemauly. sef-restrained campaign. Ne believe
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-05
CILFFORD'S ARRIVAL.
CHAPTER CLNV1II,

CHAPTER CLNVII.
We were all sitting around the
breakfast table when an cXCla-
nation from old Nose took us to
the windows. Clifford was just
aHghtinG from depot wagon ana
the driver pulling at his luggage
was chucklmg at the idea of
,'spri&in' all the Sutton folks
We hadn't expected him Tor
several days. No one noticed that
| was quiet in all the hub-bub:.
Edith had ran out and jumped
into his arms tca2ing to know
what he had brought her.
"Yourc not going to get mar
ricd are YOU" he laughed. ITS
only brides who expect presents
now you know
"And little girls" Edith asked,
ready to cry.
Eyes. and little girls--that is II
they are good" Clifford replied
| then turned to greet mother 1hon
| he kissed me on the check, asked
how was Just as if nothing had
ever gone wrong between us,
iokod with the girls, and finally
to have any breakfast.
"Yuu shore is, MarSc Ham
mond!" old Nose told him, then
hurried into the kitchen.
! We all sat around the table
| while clifford ate his breakfast,
then troopcd after him when he
went to his room to see what he
had brought iona for our we'd
ding gifts.
Edith could scarcely contain
herself until the trunk was
opened; but when a big doll was
produced she went off by herself
and left us.
iona Is Delighted.
"IlcrCs my present, Xona,'
Clifford said tossing small box
to her.
"Oh. oh. OH" IONA exclaimed
as she opened the box and dis
closed diamond bracelet lying
on it's white satin couch. at is
perfectly lovely Clifford, almost
too lovely" and she gave him a
IHpturous hug and kiss.
lie had shown his usual good
| taste. and the bracelet was a
dainty fascinating affair which
anyone would have been delighted
to own, but was particularly APP
prOpriatC for u very young bride.
And here's Mildred's dona-
ton he laughed, lifting out a
box which it seemed half filled his
large trunk.
"Oh you dear" IONA cried
when she opened it and found
every piece Of flat silver young
housek cepcr could wish for. |
knew that Curtains parents were
going to give her all the flat fable
silver, knives, forks and spoons:
SO | had elected to supply the
rest
If really think you have done
too much" it was mothers gentle
voice, "Hona you mustn't let your
big brother and sister spoil you"
NO, mother, but aren't they
| lovely" she quericd, slipping the
! bracelet on her arm, and holding
up for inspection a Queerly
shaped cake knife. "Why | shall
have to keep dressed up all the
time so that | can wear my brace
| let and ! shall have TO learn to
cook all sorts of things so that |
can use all these dainty knives
and spoons. How shall l do
both ?"
Edith, Too. Has a Gift.
"Wait a minute!i Clifford said
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much in demand; through the
town I've roamcd and rubbered,
and ! hunt for lodgings still, but
one cannot rent a cupboard with
a filty-dolIar bill. And the land
lord fat and greasy, pays no heed
to my despair. to my haggard
checks and creascy to the snow
that strcaks my hair. He has no
respect for sorrow; if | wish TO
rent berth. | must go and steal
or borrow more than his old coon
is worth. When in summer heal
! swoltcr, when the winter storms
are rife, ! must vainly seek for
shelter, with my dachshund and
my wife; and some morning you
Will find us lying in an allcv
dead, with our trail of smoke
behind us, and bitter sky DER.
head,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-05
HOROSCOPE.
Copyright, 1920. by Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.
FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 5. 1920

ENDAN. NV IINthI.h -, lC-V
Astrologers read this as Il for
tunate day for most purposes, but
they warn that it is most UNI
lucky time for love- making
While the Sun, Mars and Jupiter
are in bcnefic aspect, Venus is
strongly adverse.
Business activities Of every sort
are we'll aspectcd and should he
successful under this rule of the
stars.
There appears to be great
promise for all who follow con-
structive work, whether it be in
tellectual or material.
There is a fortunate forecast
for all who enjoy the good things
of life and exist on the plane of
selfish ambition.
Mars seems to indicate that
there will be much interest To-
cused in military matters and
even some movement of troops.
The rule should VitaliZc and in
spire all who WELD power or au-
thority, giving them additional
ability to execute big enterprises,
Merchants, importers and all
who deal in large ConsignmentS of
manufactured articles should
make the most of this days rule,
for there will be sharp fluctua-
tions of prices, the seerS declare.
Although the stars seem to
foreshadow many advantages for
men in trade or commerce the as
poets are inimical to the interests
of women
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-05
WALL Street


New York, Nov. 4.-Extremely
confusing price changes character
lied today's session of the stock
exchange, the erratic movement
being accompanied by a turnover
approNimating 100000 shares,
the largest total of any day since
the early autumn period.
The constructive side of the mar
ket was again upheld by the rail-
way division although some of the
group, notably Reading and Cana
dian Pacific as well as many minor
issues were subjected to varying
degrees of pressure.
Reversals verging upon weak
ness marked the offerings of
steels, shippings, motors and kin
dred specialties also a score of
miscellaneous issues in which
gross declines of two to five points
conceded with bearish trade re-
ports.
Sou, hern Pacific retained its re-
cent leadership. transactions in
that stock far exceeding any other
but its further advance of 3ss was
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-05

ooh, joy, I'd love to comet"
chartered Billie, rather surprised
that Uncle Wiggily said nothing
about what had happened in
school. But l am late now, and
If | don't soon go home my mother
will worry. She doesn't know l
had to stay in"
III speak to her over the tele-
phone from my bungalow" said
Uncle Wiggily, land tell her that
I'll bring you home alter supper
I'm glad you didn't want youI
mother to worry"
SO the bunny gentleman and
the squirrel boy hurried on
through the woods, that grew
darker and darker. And just as
it was getting quite dark they
reached the hollow stump bunga-
low.
Mrs. Bushytail, over the tele-
phone, said it would be all right
for Billie to stay to Uncle Wig
gily's for supper. and the SOUR
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-05
UNCLE WIGGIIN AND BILLIiES
LIGHT.


Once upon a time, as Uncle
| Wiggily was hopping through the
woods. on his way to the hollow
stump bungalow, he passed the
animal school. This school was
in a hollow stump, also, and as
| Uncle Wiggily drew near it he
saw, standing in the doorway, the
| lady mouse teacher
con, nv dear Miss Mouse, ,
said tbr Jimmy gentleman. max To-
Ing = low and roIitc bow with his
| tai silk hat AREN'T YOU STAYING
rather late after school? It's
nearly : o,cIocli
yves, if ia late" said the lady
mouse teacher But we have
had a little trouble here TO-DAY"
"TroubIc" exclaimed Uncle
WiggiIv. taking firmer hold of
his red white and blue striped
rheumatism ,rutch in case he
should have tn tickle q fox or
wolf with it. 81 hone none Of
tho had animals of fine forest have
been troubling YOU Miss Mouse, >"
said the bunny.
"No if was ono of NV animal
boy DuDils." smoke the lady
mouse "Oh. if isn't SO serious
ana YOU needn't twinkle your pink
nose in maj runny way" she said
lauchinplv to tGc bunny uncle
1T was only Billie Eushytafl, the
bov squirrel had to keen him
in after school, but as YOU have
come along YOU may as we'll take
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-05
AN OBJECT LESSON.

Both political organizations should learn les
son from the defeat of Matteucci for sheriff of
Bernaillo county.
The people demand decent candidates for Of
flee When they know the facts they follow that
knowledge.
The people to be congratulated upon theil
essential integrity in these public matters.
The whole thing is strong argument for the
primary system The republican voters would
have named a ticket which would have command
ed the respect of the community had they been
given the chance.