davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1920-04-01

T. C. Conklin left Tuesday for La
Crosse, Wis, to spend two weeks with
relatives.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1920-06-02
En- Delegation til Paris.

BET bekrrfter sig i Folge
Matt, at Diet er Regeringens
Hensigt at sende en- Delegation
til Paris for der overfor Stor-
magts-Raadet at tolke Diet ma.
tionale Danmarks Onsker og
Henstillinger angaaende Beyarin>
gen af Danskheden j Mellemsles-
Wig. bet har yeret under Over
v~ejelse. ON like Udenrigsmini-
steren ~personlig burde oyertage
Hveryet; men Diet err naturligyis
forbundet med Yanskeligheder
for den nye Regering lige i den
f6rste yanskelige Levetid at
skulde undvere sin Udenrigsmi-
mister. Man har derfor bestemt
sig til at sende EN- Delegation
Dens Opgave vii i Serdeleshed
blive at stotte den mellemsles-
yigske Deputations Forslag til
2.Zones Internationaliserin ,etFors
Stag, som er udarbejdet af en-
fremragende Retslerd. Delega-
tionens Medlemmer vii bliye
yalgt udenfor Diet diplomatiske
Korps; Gesandten Paris maa na-
turligvis yde den diplomatiske
Bistand. Der neynes Navne som
Professor Revising, Direkt9r
Reinhardt og Professor Winding
Kruse.
Samtidig skal Diet we're Tan
ken at anmode Exellencen H. N.
Andersen ON at gaa til London
for ogsaa der at virke for Dansk-
hedens Sag.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1920-06-02

rencen til alyorligt at oyerveje
den pinlige og vanskelige Situa-
ton, hvori de Danske i anden 20.
ne Wide komme, hvis de betin
~gelseslest bley udleveret til Diet
tyske Regime. Ale Kommissp~
rerne henviser her til Erfarin-
ger, som de selv har kunnet 90
re under deres Styre af Afstem-
ningsomraadet, og anbefaler der
for, at der foretages Skridt til
Beskyttelse af de danske Min
dretal. Efter hvad Deres Korre,
spondent erfarer, er disse Skridt
dog endnu like n9rmere prpci,
seret.
Uden at vile foje nogen Kom-
mentar til diSse Oplysninger, To-
rekommer det mig naturligt at
fremheve, at commissioners
Rapport ligefrem danner Basis
for en- kraftig Aktion fra dansk
Side til Gunst for de Danske +
anden Zone, og at den nye dan
ske Regering sikkert vii faa baa-
de It'd og Lejighed til at bliye
hort. Jeg viger like tilbage for
at paastaa, at dette vii blive Til
feldet. | 0jeblikket er Diet umu-
ligt at vide, ON AmbasSador-Kon
ferencen eller ct andet af Freds-
konferencens Organer vii tillade
Representatives. for den tyske Re-
gering at deltaget i Forhandlin-
gerne ON Diet slesvigske Sporgs-
maal; men paa den anden Side
kan Diet betragtes som givet, at
den internationale Kommissions
Rapport like aabner Veien for
nogen D~roftelse af T~redje-Lini-
en-. Samtidig med, at Sir Charles
Marling har overrakt den inter-
rationale Ko~mmissions Rapport,
har det OVERSIZE Rad modtaget
de fremsendte Petitioner ON In
, ternationalisering af anden 20.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1920-06-02
DANISH LUTH. PUBL. HOUSE,
Kvitteringer.
Det nye Samfundsaar 1920-1921.

Japanmissionen.
Omaha, Nebr, Pella Mghs S. S. =. -. .......... $1252
0ene'd, Mhnp hf, =. -. -. -. .......'..''..... lOUO
Audubon, Ia, Ebenezer Nigh, Chris Jensen ........ 1000
Westby, Mont, Chr. Andersen -. .............. 1000
Evan, MINI, st. Matth. Mghs S. S. ............ 80
Brush, Colo, Eben Ezer dens halve Paaskeoffer -. 1920
Ferndale, Calf, Mrs. H. Andersen ........... 500
Albert Lea, MINI, S. s. Missonsoffer ........... $40
Elk Horn, Ia, Nigh. =. =. =. =. ............. $500
Royal, Ia, Bethlehem Mghs S. S. Offer SIG; S9ndags-
konekt $4 =. Observation-Disclosures. 1000
Wild Rose, Wis, N. P. Jensen og Hustru =. ...... 200
%Staplehurst, Nebr, Mrs. L. Vedsted =. ............ 1000
Tilsammen 1892
I-ndianermissionen.
Flaxton, N. Oak, Y. P. Soc. =. .........,....... $500
Geneva, MINI. XVI. -. .............. 500
Westby, Mont, Chr. Andersen :. -. ............. 1000
Evan, Mimi, st. Matth. Mghs s. S. ........... $40
Brush, Colo, Eben Ezer Dens halve Paaske Offer. -. 1920
Ferndale, Calf, Mrs. II. Andersen -. ......... 500
Albert Lea, Mimi, s. S. Missionsoffer ............ 40
Elk Horn, Ia, Nigh. -. ............. $500
Chicago, Ill, Siloams Mghs S. s. -. -. ....... 596
Wild Rose, Wis, N. p. Jensen og Hustru ......... LOO
~Staplehurst, Nebr, Mrs. L. Vedsted :. ........... 500
Tilsammen 1896
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1920-06-02
To Boyer for den unee Kvinde.

Denunge Kvindes Synd. Et Foredrag holdt we'd
ct af K. F. Z. KS store Meder Bethesda. | vor It'd, da de
unge Kvinder saa sterkt frstes til Frivoitet og letsindig
Leflen med Livets dybeste Sp6rgsmaal, tr@nges der til vek-
kende og advarende Roster, der flint og knrigt, netop som
Lege Karen Andersen dette lille Skrift, maner til Alvor
ale Livets Forhold. Heftet er paa 20 Slider, smukt Omslag,
og faas for 10 Cts.
En- Kristen i Ka mmeratska og Venskab.
En- hvlig og ~letfatteig Afhandlng af Oda B. Knudsen, Rel
sesekretar for observation-disclosures Forfatterinden sammenlig-
nr Hjertet diets Sitting og Forhold til Mennesker med
JGdernes Tempel Der er ,Forgaarden', hvor de mango It'll
feldige" ferdes; Diet sHeige', hyor kun Vennsr lukkes ind;
og Diet ,Allerhellgste'' hvor Hejalteret for Herren er rejst
og hvor man kun af og til lukker OPP for en- og anden fortro-
lg kristen Ven. Skriftet s6ger at kalde frem Diet edleste
og bedste den unge Kvinde, og giver code Rad med Hen
syn til Omgangen med dem, hun m6der paa Lyets Vel. "a
Slider Omslag. Pris 80 Cts.
DANISH LUTH. PUBL. HOUSE,
Blair, Nebraska.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1920-06-02

ne, forsynede med de danske Til
lidsmends originate Underskrif-
ter. Kort sagt, hele Udviklingen
at det store rationale danske
Sporgsmaal er nu traadt ind /
den afgorende Ease, og den nye
Regering Dor nu tage Affere.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1920-06-02
Indremissionen.

Ringsted, Ia, II. c. Jensen og Hustru $25; Mrs. Knud
Thomson 81 $4,000
Audubon Ia Fbenezer Mob Chris Jensen $3.50. 1000
Westby, Mont, Chr. Andersen -. E. .......... l0Oo
Brooklyn, n. Y, Pastor J. J. Kldsig og Hustru, -. 9Oo
Ferndale, Calf, Mrs. II. Andersen =. =. .......... 9OO
Cushing. Wis. J T. Bremholdt ............ 1900
BROOKLYN. Y. HiaImer Hansen ... 800
Wild Rose Wis. \. p Jensen 90 Hnstru 200
Nebr. Kreds we'd L. vedsted ............. 1886
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1920-06-02
sONDERJYLLANDs sKEBNE
Afgcrelsen i Paris.

Angaaende den internationale
Kommissions Indstilling til Diet
OVERSIZE Raad ON Danmarks nye
Granse telegraferer Hr. Franz
Won Jessen fra Paris I'll yBerl.
It'd:
ALE fire Kommissarer err emf
ge ON at opfordre Fredskonfe-
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1920-06-02
S9nderjylland.


5-Tiden ankom de danske Beset-
telsestropper1 hertil med Damfer-
gen Marie" tilligemed to I'm
.dervandsbaade. En- tusindtallig
Menneskemengde var m9dt we'd
Haynen for at hyde de danske
Trooper Velkommen. Medens
Fergen lagde til, spiilede Musk
ken ON BOrd Acknowledgment.
Mengden br9d nd / begejstrede
Hnrramab, Landraad Thomson
bod i en- Tale Tropperne Velkom-
men og sluttede med at udbrin-
&c et Leve for de lanske Solda-
ter. Kaptajn Larsen takkede fra
Skibet for zen hjertelige Modta-
gelse og udbragte ct Leve for
Aabenraa. Som Veteran fra Ga
CAV Kaptajn c. c. Fischer I'd
tryk for sin Glede oyer at Sc
de danske Soldater. Derefter sat
te Optoget gennem Byen sig i Be-
vegelse med Spejderne i Spid-
sen.
| Aften afholdes paa ire Ste
der Fest for Soldaterne.
Et Kommando af Besettelses-
tropperne til Aabenraa, % Gar
dehusarer under Befaling af Pre-
mierlojtnant Hald, ankom i Dag
til Aabenraa, hvor en- stor Men
Reskem@ngde modtog dem.
Landraad Thomson bod Kom-
nandoet Yelkommen, og Premier
l0jtnant Hald takkede. Den for
ssmlede Menneskemengdet smyk-
kede Husarerne med Blomster.
Den j Gaar ankomne ~Infante-
ristyrke med Musk var opstil-
let udenfor Banegaarden. Che
fen, Kaptajn Larsen, bod ligele-
des Husarerne VeIkommen.
Med Musk i Spidsen drog HUI
sarerne og Infanteriet derpaa
gennem Byen, fulgt af en- stor
Menneskemengde.
I Sonderborg. S6nderborg, 6.
Maj. De danske Troopers Mod
tagelse j S6nderborg formede sig
som en- storslaaet Fest, og da
,,Olfert Fischer lagde til med
de danske Trooper, modtoges
Skibet med stormende Hurraraab
Landraad, DIR. Karberg, bod Vel
kommen og tolkede den Glade,
som bemagtigede sig allie Sender
jyder we'd at Sc de aanske Far
vel. KOmmand6r Scheel udtalte
Mandskabets Glade og Stolthed
over at vere de f6rste danske
Soldater, der after betraadte
Slesvigs Jord. Han udbragte Ell
Leve for Danmark. En- af de
gamle Veteraner, Hans Thomson
fra Sundsmark, talte for den dan.
ske Arme, Diet danske Folk og
Danmarks Konge. Oberst Molt.
Ike udtrykte Glade over Dagens
Begiyenhed. Troppef9reren TAX
kede for den smukke Modtagel.
Sc.
Der marcheredes nu med de
franske Soldater i Spidsen gen
mem Byen til Marinestationen,
og i Aftes var der Fest paa Kur-
huset.
Dragonernes Indmarch. Ribe,
6. Maj. Mems Regnen ustandse-
ligt str9mmede ned, samledes de
godt 100 Dragoner, der / Gaar
Eftermiddags ankom til Ribe fra
Randers og Aarhus, paa Ribe
Tory ri. 9 Formiddag, og under
Hurraraab og Musk red Eska-
dronen Kl. 9A fra Ribe sydpaa
til Grensen we'd Vedsted.
Eft lille Stykke paa denne ST.
de at Gransen blew Eskadronen
modtaget af en- halv SHE'S Ryt-
tere, blandt hyilke val den Sc
aarige Veteran Niels Hansen fra
Raahede. Paa en- Grasmark tact
we'd Grensen tog Eskadronen OPP
sitting, og her holdt Ritmester
la Cour en- Tale til Mandskabet.
Han sluttede med ct Leve for
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1920-06-02

Ringsted, Ia, H G. Jensen og Hustru $25; Mrs. Knnd
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1920-06-02

med Jubel og Blomster, der stro-
edes af unge sonderjyske Piger.
I Brends blew DragOnerne be-
vartede med Cigarer, og Heste-
ne blew smykkede med Blomster-
kranse af s6nderjyske Piger. l
Skiarbak fix Dragonerne Katie
og Rage og blew hyldede med
Taller og Sang.
Efter en- dr9j Tur / vedvaren-
de 0sregn og hard Vestenyind
naaede Eskadronen H. 5 Brede-
bro, hvor Folk hayde staaet i
Timevis og ventet paa den. I'm
der Hurraraab og klingende Spill
red Dragonerne ind / Byen, hyor
de bley indkvarterede for Nat
ten. I Morgen Formiddag fort
sattes der til Tonder.
En- Hilsen fra Kongen til son.
deriysk Kommando. Hans MAZE.
stet Kongen sender gennem For.
svarsministeren S9nderydsk Kom.
mando sin Hilsen.
Til denne Hilsen fejer Kon
gen felgende.
Kommandoets BefalingsmenG
og Menige Dor sette en- ERE /, a.
de er de fsrste til at fore der
danske HAIRS Fame ind i det
gamle Land.
Samtidig Dor de rmindes d.
Pligter, der folger hermed. J
Oyerholdelse af Mandstugt og
Disciplin skal de vere Eksemp.
Ter I'll Efterfolgelse. Hyer Mand
skal dernest huske, at Komman
doet kommer til Senderjylland
for under n9je Samvirken med
de ciyile Myndigheder at we're
ale code Borgeres Beskytter. In
tet 0ieblik Dor Diet glemmes, a
de ale, Befalingsmend og Ne
nige, har til Pligt at udvise Hen
synsfuldhed, Hoflighed og TAX
overfor ale Beboere, imellen
hyilke de ferdes, uden Hensy1
til discs sprog og Nationalitet.
RAIDER denne Aand i Kom
mandoet, vii diets Udsendelse vac
re til GAVIN og ERE for Lands
mend baade Nord og sgd fol
Kongeaaen.
Dette alleh9jeste Budskab Vi
vare at oplese for de til Son
derjydsk Kommando h9rend'
Trooper under Gevar.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1920-06-02
FOR HERRENS ANSIGT.

FOR HERRENs ANsIGT. Femten korte Taller af DR..
o. Hallesby, Professor we'd Observation-Disclosures Kristiania.
Egner sig til Oplesning we'd Kvinde. og Ungdomsmeder. Da
de er korte med klart fremsatte Tanker, er de ypperlige til
Brug we'd Sygelejer, Pris Omslag, 40 Cts.
Danish Luth. Publ. House,
Blair, Nebr.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1920-06-02
Tilsammen $383.50
Observation-Disclosures
Armenian & Syrian Relief
Gilfillan, Mimi, Ane Marie Nielsen :.
Lutheran World Service Campaign

Mercer, N. Oak, S9ren Nielsen og Jens Billie hy. $3.50 $500
Eugene, Ore Emaus Nigh. =. -. ............. 2112o
Pilger, Nebr, :. -. -. -. NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. 1900
Laurel, Nebr, >. -. ........... 5000
Audubon, Ia, Byen) =. ........... 4533
Staplehurst, Nebr, Vor FIR. Nigh. -. ........ 1850
Evan, MINI, st. Matth. Nigh. 1882, S. s. So 75...... 1877
Brookvile, MINI, Fredsminde Nigh. =. -. 80. 600
Sleepy Eye, MINI, st. job. Nigh. .............. 5000
Gilfllan, MINI, Bethania Nigh. $94; U~ngdomsf 500,
Xvi. $l450, S. S. 1915. :. ............... 1880
Brooklyn, y. Y, Salems Nigh. -. 80. 1925
Painfield, n. j, Bethania Nigh. .............. 1885
Oaks, Okla. Eben Ezer Nigh. :. ............ 1851
jamestown, Kansr Mrs. Peter Andersen .......... 1900
Eugene, Oregon, Bethesda Nigh. T.. :. ........... 241.50
San Francisco, Calf, Ahsgar Nigh. ;. -. 1900
Davenport, la, Nigh .. -. =. neutrality-suspicious.. 1850
Trufant, Mich, st. Thomas Nigh. e. .$26435
Harlan, Ia, linn. Nigh. -. =. =. ............ 2l85O
Sioux City, Ia, Nigh. -. ..... 1919 10
Sargent Bluffs, Ia, Mrs. Kerstine Nielsen ........ 800
Hubbard, Nebr, Elmer Hansen :. ........ 500
Salt Lake City, Utah, Taber Nigh. $9799, S. S. $701; 1O50o
Nicola, Ia, st. PAUL Nigh. =. 2s06e
Fremont, Nebr (Byen) $l1325, Bakkerne) $1,000. 1925
Brush, Colo, St Ansgar Nigh. :. -. =. ............ aO95O
New Lisbon, Wis, Orange Nigh. :. =. ........... 6725
Warrens, Wis, Warrens Nigh. :. =. ............ 1880
Shelby, Ia, Nigh. =. -. :. .... 59m
Cordova, Nebr, Vor FIR. Nigh. -. :. :. minimum. $500
Verona, Nebr, Bethania Nigh. :. -. 80. 400
Fresno, Calf, Bethel Nigh. =. sOo5
Minden, Nebr, Bethania Nigh. -. 310o
Blair, Nebr, den 80. Maj, 1920. Tnsammen $3697 20
TAX for allie Gaver. Otto Hansen
Adresseforandring: Fra Is. Juni til 10. September vii
min Adresse vere: Rev. L. Jensen, vestre stationsvei 46
Odense, Danmark.
| allie Sager angaaende Nebraska Kreds bedes man / min
Fravarese henvende sig til Kredsens Sekreter: Pastor
TIL. Schultz, Blair, Nebr.
Nebraska Kreds Aarsmede oliver, ON Gud vii, afhodt
Kansas City ferste Halvdel af Oktober Manned.
Ruskin, Nebr, Maj 1920. L.Jensen
Adresseforandrng. Pastor A. P. Hansens Adresse sm
for var Fresno, Calf, er nu rs N 9th Str, Council Bluffs
Iowa.
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1920-06-02
Tilsammen $237.69
Utahmissionen
Tilsammen $1,000
Skolekassen.

OAChooo
Ringsted, Ia, H. c. Jensen og Hustru $25; Mrs. Knud
Thomson ST :. =. :. .................... $4,000
GiIfillan. Mimi. Bethania Nigh. ......... 400
Buffalo, Wyo, ST. Lukas Nigh. Jens Harboe, Henry
Iyersen, Waldemar Dahl, Elmer Andersen, Chresten
Nielsen, Mrs. y. p. johnson, Karl Andreasen, n. c.
Christensen, S. p. Schow hy. 81; p. X. Petersen
$3.50; Laurens Petersen, Tn. Jacobsen nv. 50; Pa
stor [. H. Kjar So :. -. .................. 1850
Audubon, Ia. Mrs. J. j. Hennngsen :. -. ....... 800
Westby, Mont, Chr. Andersen =. -. ......... 500
Brooklyn, y. Y, Pastor j. j. Kildsig og Hustru.... 800
Fremont, Nebr (%Bakkerne) Lars c. Jensen s.; Jes
Jorgensen, Manly J. Christensen, Mrs. Ole Jorgen-
sen, j. Rasmussen, Rudolph Andersen, Chris Han
sen, John C. Andersen, Geo. Petersen, hy. 81; J.
Rudolph, Peter A. Nielsen, Anton Nielsen, Andrew
Jorgensen, Mrs. R. Christensen, nv. So; Rasmus
Jensen, Peter Knudsen, Morris Petersen, Harry Jor-
gensen, Carl Blink nv. 81; Church Treasury $29.. 1000
Pennington, Mimi, Nigh. .. ............ % 80
Hazelwood, MINI, Nigh. =. =. -. =. ........... 3400
Mortified, Mimi, Nigh. $3.50
Brush, Colo, Ansgar Nigh. B. NJ. Madsen, II. c. Kjeld-
gard, Mrs. o. Lennng, Peter n. Madsen, Vim.
Hansen, hv. SO; d. Danielsen, ALI. K. Sorensen,
Jens Jensen, II. A.. Aagaard, Af. Danielsen, George
Daniesen, MAIDS Petersen, George Petersen, Jorgen
Daniesen, Anton Jorgensen, Niels Mortensen, Peter
II. Petersen, John Fries nv. 81; Nels Petersen, Chr.
Daniesen, Clara Madsen, Hilda Madsen, John Da-
nielsen, Ernest Petersen nv. 81 >. ................ 400
Danskeren. [volume] (Neenah, Wis.) 1892-1920, 1920-06-02
Den sonderiydske Administra

Den senderjydske Administra-
tor. Som meddelt i Gaar, skri-
yer Matt" af 4. Maj er Amt
mand over Ringk6bing Amt,
Viggo HaaNev, beskikket som
Administrator for de af Dan
mark styrede s6nderiydske
LANDSLIDE. Administrator vii
ud9ye sit Embede under Samvir-
ken med den International Kom-
mission og efter nermere An
Wishing af den danske Regering
udfprdige de Bestemmelser. som
den danske Besettelse og Admi-
nistration kraver. indtil Suve-
raneteten er endelig overgaaet
til Danmark. Administrator
yirker da som Organ for den
danske Regering, og i Sager,
der efter den kongerigske Ord
ming h6rer ind under Fagmini-
sire, forhandler han umiddelbart
med vedkommende Ministerium,
medens hans Shilling i andre Sa-
ger henh6rer under Statsministe-
riet i dettes Egenskab af son
derjydsk Overstyrelse.
Hr. Haarl6v har kun vac
ret Amtmand j Ringk6bing i 3
Aar, men har j den It'd gjort
sig sjelden afholdt. Da Diet for
like ret lenge siden bley be-
stemt, at Amtmand Haarlev skull
de vare Stiftamtmand i Haders.
lev, blew der j hans Amtsraad en-
stemmigt vedtaget en- Adresse
med 0nsket ON hans Forbliven.
For Hr. Haarlev blew Amt
mand, var han ansat j Indenrigs-
ministeriet, hvor han avancerede
til OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES og hvor
han vandt sig ct Navn som en-
overordentlig dygtig Embeds-
mand.
Det nye, vigtige Embede som
s6nderjydsk Administrator err da
sikkert lagt i de bedste Hander.
The Washington times., 1920-10-26
Why Do We So Soon Forget?
Hays Jogging Psrty's Memory America" Reminder o
Wartime EnthusiAsms.

please that Republican meeting is opened with
out singing America is the message sent out to party
chairmen throughout the country by Will H. Hays G. o. p
national chairman.
Funny should need a reminder Two years
ago, how many rallies of any kind would you at which
the grand hymn not sungi You could count them
amputated finger.
You generally would the hats off for that song,
although is not the generally recognized national anthem;
always for Spanged Banner which is, and always
for the American flag
Watch any gathering now that the stress of wartime
enthusiasm is
Back in those days, too, careful of flour and
sugar and meat This conscientious ugaty extended clear
the individual If the of economy could be
put in motion today it would largely solve high prices
People saved their money and put it away in Liberty
Bonds and thrift stamps. Just they could buy the
bonds at rate that would sometimes per cent when
the bonds return to par they will But with the
stress off, somehow they don't do it.
good many correspondents called our attention to
the fact that citizens almost forgot to decorate the streets
generously for the soldiers Of fore gn
Chairman Hays request comes reminder that there
a number of very recent lessons which have par
TALLY forgotten.
The Washington times., 1920-10-26
LOVES ARITHMETIC.

II a kias is Just nothing divided by two,
Doe, the problem sound quite mathemat-
ically true?
Well; let's make q test-Then you will de-
eide.
when all else has failed. that you have to
divide?
II you can steal kiss tafter much vain
petition),
Can you take away something and call it
addition?
should a man give a kiss "a not unheard-
Of action,
Can she put something back and call it
subtraction?
Now, IL you should multiply nothing by
two,
There'd be nothing for her and nothing for
you,
That's good mathemstics-thus, nothing
sccruing.
But apply IL to kisses, No, Sir, nothing
doing.
So a kiss il just nothing divided by two. e
And l give you rule that Will always
stand true,
II you wish to divide Cor to kiss) with pre-
cison,
Put your heart in your ~ork-snd use long
PEGGY KING.
The Washington times., 1920-10-26

NOT THIS YEAR, OR ANY OTHER.
The League of Nations, highly recommended by those
interested Europe than in the welfare of the United
States and by those that don't understand the meaning Of
plain English will be fitted to the back of Uncle Sam
this year.
Jimmie the tailor, alias Mr.. Cox has promised that
Uncle SAM when Jimmie President shall the League
of Nations goatskn coat and incidentally BE THE GOAT
But the old American suit striped trousers and shirt with
the stars, will do well for a few years more.
Jimmie Cox will have to try his Mesopotamian Phoen
clan British goatskn somebody else, keep it as
souvenir of the beating of his life.
The American policy of independence of Europe free
dom from European taxation conscrption will prevail
at the next election
There is longer Democratic party in the nation
but Wilson League Of Nations party that would make
Uncle Sam the goat for all Europe.
And that particular mongrel party will be skinned
week from today and the skin hung up to dry
The Washington times., 1920-10-26

Man O. War, fast racehorse, shipped to Canada
that he might while bet. The report says HE
shipped in special express car from Belmont Park
bound for the Kenworth Park track Windsor Ontario
Thousands of business needing coal; managers of
apartment houses also needing COAL farmers anxious to
ship their wheat many other American citizens OUTSIDE
of the gambling game of the track ask for and
WAIT in vain They told the lacking.
49, But when the of gambling machine wishes to
ship from the United States Canada there
is trouble getting entire for horse sent at
highest speed of this country Canada And there
will be trouble getting another private bring him
back
This reminds you of days when the admirable
Democratic Administration allowed special to be used
for carrying racehorses with large separate stalls for each
while the soldiers packed in close like cattle
That Administration, urging mothers to save
food making the people eat inferior bread saying
nourshmen should be saved for Belgian children etc.
ALLOWED THE OWNERS OF RACEHORSES, GOOD
FOR NOTHING BUT GAMBLING, TO. FEED THEM
THOUSANDS OF BUSHELS OF THE FINEST WHITE
OATS EVERY DAY.
Mothers were, asked to the food of their chill
dren but not word said about compelling owners of
the gambling machines the racehorse them out to
grass and save the oats.
When you the business man manufacturer need
ing coal unable to get cars, and entire supplied
Immediately for racehorse you the difference be-
public ownership and private ownership of public
utility
The postoffice of the United States owned by the
people, would refuse to carry the mail of business
man. and then supply special for letter by
public gambler
THINK THAT OVER
The Washington times., 1920-10-26
e. 1fARD4 -
\. Y. rs. OF AUTOMOBILING.

Don't worry about gas; IL you
must investigate do 1t with a lighted
match.
IL your engine gets too hot use
an ice pack or mint juleps.
II your self commencer work.,
don't be alarmed. Accidents will hap
pen.
A properly set speeiometer will
increase speed
Soft tread tires will enable you
to navigate the roads in Maryland
and S. w. Washington.
When you put your engine together
be sure to leave a few parts out fol
extras.
If you have trouble starting your
engine these cool mornings, let it run
all night. JOSEPH l.. LLOYD.
The Washington times., 1920-10-26
VIII somebody tell me if LII
b., Eighth and l. Sc. is a heart
breaker or a head-breaker?
BLACK HEAD.
DoRsEy.s TRIANGLE PROBLEM.

T. s. S. says the stake ropes would
have to be 3lI.lS feet long to tethcr
three horses to corners OF an cqui-
lateral triangle so the triangle left in
the center would be one acre. This
would let each horse eat an arch into
the circle, leaving only 81 acre. To
leave an acre entirely uneaten, the
ropes would have to be 339.0l feet
long.
KENILWORTH says the problem
can be answered by any length rope
from 3l7.1S to 1.039.S feet.
The Washington times., 1920-10-26
TWO HAPPY FAMILIES.

l have a nice. sweet, loving wife;
| like her.
We live together without strife,
] like her.
Talk about consideration.
Kisses. love and alteration:
Boy, there's none in all creation
Like her-'Csuse-I like her.
1T. j. II. ".
My husband is a grouchy cuss;
| like him.
He often starts a lengthy fuss;
| like him.
He fuses morning. noon and night;
And | fuss. too. with all my might:
He thinks he isl KNOW Twilight.
| like him.
NEW CONTRIB.
The Washington times., 1920-10-26

If President Wilson has to-
have a Special Day for Armistice
Day, viz: November IA, instead
of November IL. why not name
it Wilson Armistice Day" so as
not to conflict in the minds of
coming generations the Day that
is genuine and not a Camoufiage?
+. II. RICHARDSON.