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The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
Mr.. D0DSON WARNS
USERS OF CAL0MEL
Says Drug Acts Like Dynamite on
Liver and You Lose a Days
Work.

There's no reason why a person
should take sickening, salivating Gallo
mel when Il few cents buys large bot
tie Of Dodson's Liver Tone-a perfect
substitute for calomel.
1t is a pleasant, vegetable liquid
which will start your liver just as sure
~ as calOmel, but it doesn't make you
sick and can not salivate.
Children and grown folks can take
DOdsOn's Liver Tone, because it is per-
fectly harmless.
Calomel is a dangerous drug. It is
mercury and attacks your bones. Take
dose of nasty calomel today and you
will feel weak, sick and nauseated to-
morrow. Don't lose a days work. Take
a spoonful Of Dodson's Liver Tone in
stead and you will wake up feeling
great. No more biliousness. constipa-
ton, sluggishness, headache, coated
tongue or sour stomach. Your drug
gist says if you don't find Dodson's
Liver Tone acts better than horrible
calomel your money is waiting for you.
ADV.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
IF BACK HURTS USE
SALTS FOR KIDNEYS
Eat less meat if Kidneys feel IKE
lead or Bladder
bothers.

Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like the bowels, get sluggish and
cIogged and need flushing occasion
ally, else we have backache and dull
misery in the kidney region, severe
headaches. rheumatic twinges, torpid
liver, acid stomach, sleeplessness and
sill sorts of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain in the kidney
region, get about four ounces of Jad
Salts from any good drug store here,
take tablespoonful in glass of water
before breakfast for a few days and
your kidneys win then act fine. This
famous salts is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon juice, combined with
lithia, and is harmless to flush clogged
kidneys and stimulates them to normal
activity. 1t also neutralizes the acids
in the urine so it no longer irritates,
thus ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive;
makes delightful effervescent lithia-
water drink which everybody should
take now and then to keep the kidneys
clean, thus avoiding serious compli-
cations.
A well-known local druggist says he
sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who
believe in overcoming kidney trouble
while it is only trouble.-Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
Nuisances All.

'What we want to do" shouted the
man who settles every question with
ease, sis to get rid Of socialism, boil
shevism, anarchism, radicalism and
sovietism."
True" commented Farmer Corn
tossel. "And while you're about it
you might as well throw in rheuma
tism."
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
FOUND CARDUI
GREAT Benefit
South Carolina Lady Suffered Un-
til She Couldn't Stay Up or Go
AnyWhere.-TeIIS How
y Cardui Helped Her
Get Well.

Batesburg, S. C.-In telling how she
found relief from troubles that had
caused her much suffering, Mrs. E. E.
Oswald, Of this place, says: Each
month l would begin to suffer with my
back and head. My limbs would ache
and would chill. 1 wouldn't be able
to stay up, no matter what / wanted
to do, or where l wanted TO go. My
people tried giving me different medi-
eines and teas and tonics, yet didn't
get any better.
"Some one told me of Cardui, and
began to take it. I noticed it helped
me. kept it up. After few months
I didn't have any trouble For about
six months used it, before !.
81 found I was all right, and from
that day to this have never had any
trouble at this time. I have taken it
since. bottle or two in the winter
especially when 1 have been exposed,
and would take cold. for consider
1t the best thing woman can take to
tone up the system, keep off nervous
ness. and Increase the appetite. 1
certainly know it has been of great
benefit to me-"
If you are weak, nervous, or suffer
from womanly troubles such as Mrs.
Oswald mentions, take Cardui, the
Woman's Tonic.
All good druggists sell Cardui.-Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
Do Not Get Careless
With Your Blood Supply

blood medicine, will reyitalize your
blood and give you new strength and
healthy, vigorous vitality. Everyone
needs it just now TO keep the system
in perfect condition. S. S. S. is an ex-
cellent system-cleanser; it is not sold
or recommended for Venereal Dis
eases. Go to your drug store and get
bottle today, and If you need any med
ical advice, you can obtain 1t without
cost by writing to Medical Director,
Swift Specific Co, 100 Swift Labora,
tory, Atlanta, Ga.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
Hungry only When He Wins.

The stingiest person | ever met was
a business man who came into my of
fee one day about noon and said: "Fll
match you for the lunch"
We did and he lost. We went to the
restaurant. / ordered, but when the
waiter asked what he wanted he said !:
"Oh, I'm not hungry-Tll just take a
cup of coffee"
/ have heard since that he makes a
practice Of this, but when he wins.
oh boy what a meal he puts under
his belt-Exchange
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19

HOMELESS!
Constipation Headache.
Colds, Biliousness, driven
out with "cascagets"

Drive away those persistent enemies
of happiness lJiliousness and consti-
patton. Don't stay headachy, sick,
tongue coated, salIow and miserable
Never have colds, Indigestion, upset
stomach or that misery making gas.
Feel splendid always by taking Cas-
carets occasionally. Cascarets never
grippe. sieken or Inconvenience you like
Calomel, Salts, OIL or nasty, harsh
pills. They cost so little and work
while you sleep. Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19

Doesn't hurt a bit! Drop a little
FreezOne on an aching corn, instantly
that corn stops hurting, then you lift
1t right out. Yes, magic!
A tiny bottle of Freezone costs but
q few cents at any drug store, but is
sufficient to remove every hard corn,
soft corn, or corn between the toes,
and the calluses, without soreness or
irritation.
Freezone is the sensational dis
covery of a Cincinnati genius. 1t is
wonderful.-Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
REcIPE EoR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint Of water add or. Bay Rum,
a small box of Barbo Compound, and v
OF. of glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a
week until it becomes the desired shade.
Any druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost. 1t will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair,
and win make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t viii not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
Direct Hint,

Eyes," said the young student,
thoughtfully, "when get interested in
a subject | never stop until / have
embraced it thoroughly"
That's nicer was her hesitating re-
ply. "Do-dlo you think I'm an inter
esting subject ?''-London Tit-Bits.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
Impurities Invite Disease.

You should pay particular heed to
any indication that your blood supply
is becoming sluggish, or that there is
a lessening in its strong and vital
force.
By keeping your blood purified, your
system more easily wards off disease
that is ever present, waiting to attack
wherever there is an opening. A few
bottles of S. s. s., the great vegetable
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
KODAK FINISHING
Concerninn Clans

Don't be a clam" exclaimed the
well-meaning friend. "Open up and
get acquainted with the world :"
"Clams are what l have been think
ing about" answered Mr. GroWcher,
slowly. Il have seen a great many
clans who would have been happier
If they had stayed the way they were
instead of opening up and getting ac-
uuainted."
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
What Next?

A cook recently engaged by wOm-
an of conspicuous wealth and fashion
brought her own maid with her.
Through every rank of society like con-
ditions prevail.-New York Herald.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
The cutIcura Toilet Trio

Having cleared your skin keep it clear
by making Cuticura your everyday
toilet preparations. The soap to cleanse
and purify, the Ointment to soothe and
heal, the Taleum to powder and per-
fume. No toilet table is complete
without them. 25c everywhere.-Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
Douahnuts eone . the De.

Ny most embarrassing moment came
kshen looked back at d bride and
loom, fell over q dog and spilled
dozen doughnuts all over the sidewalk.
i know how Lots wife must have felt
Chicago Tribune.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19

An excess Of acid in the stomach
sours the food and starts fermentation.
Distressing gases form. Your meals
aont dfgest but lay like Jumps of lead.
Then you have heartburn. fiatulence
tullness, belching, headache, and real
misery IN the stomach and intestines.
A Few tablets Of ''Pape's Diapepsin"
orlng relief almost as soon as they
reach the stomach. 'Pape's Diapepsin"
costs little at drug stores.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
Don't Continue Constipated

Don't LET your bowels bulldoze your
system. Make them function regularly
keep the body cleansed Of waste
matter with DIR. Kings New Life Pills.
Riliousness. sick headache, sour
stomach. Indigestion, dizziness, furreG
fong1Te. bad breath-think of the en-
barTassments and discomforts trace
able to constipation. How easily
they're rectified by the occasional use
of DR.. Kings New Life Pills. Move
the bowels smoothly but surely. Try
them tonight. All druggists-25c. as
usual.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
Heard at the Club.

''Then you don't think Cheatem is
straight?"
Straight! Why, If that fellow
swallowed a wire nail he'd cough up
a corkscrem." Boston Transcript.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
Plain Proposition.

'And you used to say you were will
ing to die for meY
$50 / am"
"And yet you refuse me a new
dress?'
But look at the cost Of It'll"
IT'S cheaper than a funeral"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
WHEN NEURALGIA
ATTACKS NERVES
SIoan's Liniment scatters
the congestion and
relieves pain

A little, applied without rubbing, viii
penetrate Immediately and rest and
soothe the nerves.
Sloan's Liniment is very effective in
allaying external pains, strains, bruises,
aches, stiff joints, sore muscles, lurnba-
go, neuritis, sciatica, rheumatic twinges.
Keep big bottle always on hand
for family use. Druggists everywhere.
S5c, zoe, $40.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
Il Believe Could
Not Have Lived
If | Had Not Taken Rich Tone. "
Says N. P. Stevens.

aSrh14 truly vvonderfuI tonic has done
me more good than all the doctors
treatments and have been under the
care Of several eminent physicians.
am truly grateful for the benef1t / have
received from taking RIch-TOne and
recommend t to all people who are
physically weak and run down.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19

Perhaps pretty girl is called
peach because she has heart OF
stone.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
BAD COLD GOT YOU?
FEELING GRIPPY?
DR.. Kings New Discovery
soon starts you on the road
to recovery

NNCE tried, always used. That's
a trite expression, but one never
more applicable than it Is to
DR.. Kings New Discovery.
You will like the prompt, business
like way it lo0sens the phlegm- ccngest-
ed chest, soothes the tortured throat,
relieves an old or new cold, grippe,
cough, Group.
The kiddies can take it in perfect
safety, too. No bad after-effects.
Standard half q century. 60c. and
$1.2O a bottle. At your druggist.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
Girls! A mass of long,
thick, gleamy tresseS

Let 'Danderine" save your hair and
double its beauty. You can have lots
of long, thick, strong, lustrous hair.
Don't let it stay lifeless, thin, scraggly
or fading. Bring back its color, vigor
and vitality.
Get 35-cent bottle of delightful
"Danderine" at any drug or toilet coun-
ter to freshen your scalp; check dan
druff and falling hair. Your hair needs
this stimulating tonic; then its life,
color, brightness and abundance win
return-Hurry ADV.
Making Up for It.
Mrs, Cabins do you believe in
heredity2" Her Husband Not muchi
Your grandmother was dumb
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19
Take RICH-TONE
and Gain new enersy

Rfch-T0ne makes more red corpuselea,
enriehfng and purifying the blood. N
contains all of the elements that are
needed most iR maintaining strength
ana ylgor. Afch-Tone rests the tired
nerves, restores appetite, induces
healthfuI sleep--it gives y0u all those
things which nieam energy aafd we'll
being. Get a bottle foday--onIy e1.OA
at all drug stores.
A. B. Richards Medicine Co. Sherman, Texas
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-03-19

. Smoking and Chewing Tobacco. one pound
net Real Tobacco one dollar Satisfaction
guaranteed or money refunded Send money
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-05-07

intend to see the whole of New York
and the two of you must be my
guests"
AS he went out, the two young peo-
Pile looked at each other. Then "SticI,
by me a while longer" begged Phillip
miserably and Marjory consented.
Followed busy evenings of theatres,
automobile rides up the Hudson, din
ners. When they were riding Uncle
James usually insisted on occupying
the front seat with the chauffeur.
Even old married people like to sit
by themselves and talk" he said indul.
gently. :,
And Marjory, sitting snugly wrapped
up at Phillips side, watching the riv-
er, felt sometimes, that she had step.
ped into dream. While Phillip
we'll, Phillip grew to long for the right
to reach out and grasp the slim hand
resting beneath the robes few inches
away
For Marjory in the hours of COM
partnership, had shown herself to be a
wonderful comrade, eminently desir-
able. In wondering how he could at.
ford marriage, II the business failed,
he sometimes forgot his feeling Of guilt
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-05-07
CONFESSIONS
OF A BRIDE
Copyright. N. E. Az

Some things Ann can do much bet
ter than Chrys or 1. She can bow most
charmingly and dance divinely. She
Is as timber as a professional dancer.
Chry and | discovered one morning
how she keeps fit. We went to her
room to ask her TO, walk with us In
the big Lorimer park. 1t was q most
alluring spring morning, but Ann
wasn't up. She preferred to take hei
exercises in bed, she said.
It seems that she has learned lot
OF clever beauty stunts from her
mother, who had to keep her muscles
flexible, for she never could tell when
scenario would require her to. jump
from a bridge 10 moving train, o.
to slide down rope on the smoky side
OF contlagration.
Chrys and had never guessed thai
movie artists have to work all the
time in order to earn their salaries.
AIMS exercises made q great hit with
US. copied her list--it was made by
a very famous physician. Over the TOP
of it | scrubbed, How to Keep
Lovely Figure"
Before exercising, one ought to have
all the windows OF the room opened
wide. or course, one doesn't have to
get out OF bed to open the windows If
one has slept as one should, with them
open all night.
AIMS exercise in bed can be con-
densel in these words:
1-Tcnse the leg muscles from the
toes to the body. Fist extend toes as
far as you can, then grip by forcing
toes toward the heels, at same time
making muscles of the leg hard to the
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-05-07

b6ily: Relax tanss fgaiii, alternate
movements fiye times relax and rsst:
same way Ektend fingers as hand aA
YOU can, ma ling muscles hard 70
shoulders, grip fingers. shut fist. hard,
ening muscles to shoulder RepeW
five times. return to leg exercises
then hack to arms.
3-Tense the abdomen, making II as
hard as possible, at the same time
knead the abdomen with the hands.
Plush the pillow under the HRS
and go through the movement OF rid
ing q bicycle.
5-With legs extended in the air,
move each leg from side to side. allow
in 90 10 nass over the other
6sit up in bed and sway the body
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-05-07

at the deception he was practicing on
his uncle and his anxiety as to the
outcome.
Then one day, Uncle James wander
ed into the office when Phillip was out.
Finding Marjory alone, he hesitated,
then sat down in his nephew's chair.
whats my nephew playing the
fool for?' he demanded.
What do you mean?" she asked, try.
ing to speak calmly.
Gust this-he's no more married
than you are! I'll tell you how I
know Reaching into his pocket, he
extracted the envelope Marjory rec.
ognized as the one she had addressed.
Out OF it he took the letter and turned
It over. On the back she saw her
handiwork, and n delicate flush stole
over her face. "Marjory Cowles--Mar.
jory Cowles Merrill-Mrs. Phillip
Merrill" She had picked up that
paper with its scribbltngs to typewrite
the letter on!
when saw P. NJ, M. c. at the bot.
tom OF the letter, put two and two
together. The girl in my nephew's Of
flee was in love with him, even as she
took down letter indicating that he
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-05-07

Val inatfied Il ma e Iie i iiaile rus
pici0dss of that lei te ana ne ~
And now thar J have come well
he can have that money On one condt.
ton hat he makes good his blum ana
marries You right away. You suit me
down to the ground as my nepnew's
wife"
Rising, he went slowly out, leaving
the girl speeches. and indignant.
Then the hot tears welled into her
eyes and she buried her face in her
arms on the desk. Nor did she hear
the door open sostly. Suddenly, two
strong arms swept her to her feet anc
held her close.
Il met my uncle downstairs: He
said my wife wanted me very badly.
But it's nothing, Marjory darling, 70
the way want my wife. When can
| claim her. sweetheart
Marjory lifted up her wet eyes, now
shining with happiness. ANY. time
that suits Uncle James" she said, and
Phillip forgot to be mystified IN the
wonder OF the first kiss.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-05-07
ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS
(By Olive Roberts Barton)
Scrub-Up Land.

the kdies down the path the meadow
their tree h March wind csossn Nay hair about great oc
room and the Green Shoes their ding place back Of the stone
heard that the monkey still ssn Then said he quickly
Shoes viii take you scDy Land wish
re ges fixed up for the SUMNER 70 might possibly BE- there
another journey We'd Just love wouldn't Nick declared
Nancy. When start?'
tine Shoes Express about 10 seconds believe
the Mushroom.
oh Well watt" cried the twins scambng out Of their
time they for instantly there whizzng and little bump
mighty they had into the twins
tailor millinery barber shop dye
that Nancy thought little had Wich
"a house a hundred things
ships all
spires,
q a desires.s
Copyright, 1920 N. e. Al
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-05-07

NCW TVTN 0 uSVIIVVI ENus'T9'VsJ'
NEW YORK, May Tits capcs,
capcs everywhere. Fashion will keep
them going strong for at least. two
or three more seasons, and here Is an
entirely new model.
Beatrice Nichols wears it in Light
nin," at the Gaiety Theatre. 1t is
fashioned OF duvetyn taffeta, which
does not crush, and 1t is lined with
another shade OF the same taffeta. 1t
hangs straight from tho shoulders un'
derneath what starts ont to be q
broad, square-cut cape collar but ends
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-05-07

in generous hood. 1t is, in fact.
rather like the old.fashioned 'basili'
que" heavy silk cord tassels at the
~ The hat Of Georgettc-a Jeanne
With the e', ca g' too, IS Interesting with
its piping of white and its crab orra.
hats are coming in now with a rush?
Some Of then, are enormous with odd
lines to them; all Of them are above
medium size, though it is not neces.
sary yet to discard the close.fittinG
hats. They will do for morning.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-11

that he has contracted for what are
nationally known as the biggest SEN
sations of the 1920 motion picture sea-
son. These are 1.-THE Humoresque"
and Something to Think About"
Both of these are quite out of the
ordinary in theme and treatment.
Both are Paramount super produc-
tions, the Humoresque by the Cosmo-
politan company starring Bobby Con-
nelly and Vera Gordon, and Some
thing to Thirk About featuring Gloria
Swanson. 1.-THE Humoresque" is the
screen dramatization of the Fanny
Hurst novel by the same name and
based on the famous musical compo-
sition by Dvorak.
All the really big Paramount fea-
lures to be released for the next three
months have been contracted for
week runs at the Isis. Among these
are The Penalty" described by
many critics as the real thriller of the
decade; IF 1 Were King" featuring
William Farnum; The Restless Sex"
based on the Cosmopolitan story of
the same name; Civilian Clothes
| an after the war picture. and Idols of
Clay" which verges on the super-pro-
| duction, according to the advance
notices it receives in the eastern thea
| ter circles.
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-11

ment by the senate of the league cove
nant without Article X defeated the
treaty.
Cox Swallowed Article Y.
'.Now Mr.. Cox has swallowed Arti-
Gle K and declares that as chief execu-
tive he will not approve the league
without it. That means that with
Governor Cox. we shall get no league,
for even if the Democrats elected ev-
cry senatorial candidate which they
have in the field, they would not have
enough to carry the league without
reservations.
Harding. on the other hand, has
already voted twice for the league with
reservations and promises that as
president he will endorse the covenant
without Article X, or a similar inter-
national agreement limiting arma-
ments. providing a court of arbitration
and a conference for discussion of non
judicial character. That is exactly
what we want, and that is what Hard
ing as president will give us"
The Topeka state journal. [volume] (Topeka, Kansas) 1892-1980, 1920-10-11
Admits He Gave Permission for
| Publication of Letters.
He HAD FAVORED ADOPTION
Article X Cause of Storm of
DisapprOval.
Answers Gov. Cox, Saying
There Will Be No League.

Seattle, Oct. 11.-Former President
Taft. when shown a statement made
public by Governor Cox at Springfield,
ILL.,, last night, said he recently had
given permission for the publication of
correspondence between President
Wilson and himself during the draft
ing of the League of Nations covenant.
He also declared he had repeatedly
referred to the fact that the president
had consulted with him when the
league constitution was being drawn
and that there was no element of Sc
crecy about the substance of the COM
munications exchanged.
go Ahead" Said Taft.
when the subject of publishing the
correspondence between the president
and myself was preached to me by an
emissary of the White House, 1
promptly said to go ahead" Mr.. Taft
said.
II had frequently referred to the
correspondence myself and would pos
sibly have published il il it had been
my business to do so.'
Declaring he had favored accept
ance of a league without reservations
the United States has not become a
party to it, Mr.. Taft held the president
responsible for the defeat of the plan
Wilson Wrecked Own League.
1.-THE president wrecked his own
league" he said. He wrecked it with
Article X, of which he is the author
Personally I would stand for Article
x, because I am exceedingly anxious
for a league to be established. At the
same time the league to enforce peace
of which I was chairman, had no Ar.
ticle x in its proposition.
1T has been clearly demonstrated
that the representatives of the people
of this country will not stand for Arti-
Gle X, The stubbornness of the presi.
dent in refusing to accept endorse