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The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1920-04-16
President HadIev of Val. o,;..

NEW HAVEN, Conn.-The resisna.
ZION OF President Arthur Twining Had.
ley on Yale university has been accent
ed by the Yale corporation. The res
lgnation will be effective June 30. 1921
wnen DIR. Hadley will have been presi.
dent OF Yale for 20 years.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1920-04-16
school Occupies Two Acres.


Tho Seattle Automobile 4 1nxinesr>
ing sohool viii soon be in their nsv
building at Seattle 1t occupies OVER
$4,000 square feet The school V1u
send literature OF its various couruos
on request It q In it, ninth year.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1920-04-16

SPOKANE - Patrick McEneaney.
age rs. a native of Ireland and one
of the oldest Inland Empire pioneers.
died Sunday.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1920-04-16
Civil War Sweetheart Bride.

misunderstanding a romance of
civil war days, Richard Ward, age
10. Saturday married Mrs. Mary Bur
ton Willis, age 7S.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1920-04-16
Frank Mccormick Acquitted

e'"TCN NCqUItteu.
MAhYSVlLLE, Cal.-Frank Nc
Cormick was recently acquitted of the
charge of numbering Charles Brown
nrown, wealthy sheepman, was shot
TO death November 1, 1919. at a ranch
near Honcut.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1920-04-16

SUMMARY OF THE
WORLDS EVENTS
IMPORTANT NEWS OF BOTH
HEmlsPHEREs BOILED DOWN
TO LAST ANALYSIS.
ARRANGED FOR QUICK READING
e4ef Notes Covering Happenings In
This Country and Abroad That
Ars Of Legitimate Interest
to All the People.
Another Irish Outrage.
LONDON.-FNirther outrages in Ire
land were reported April 3.
Compulsory Training Defeated.
WASHINGTON.-Com mill
tary training was recently shelved in
the senate.
Big Gold Shipment Comes.
NEW YORK-A shipment of apprOx-
imately 81, 000, 900 in gold arrived here
Saturday from England.
Denies Adriatic Agreement.
PARIS.-Denial is made by the Ser
bian legation here of the statement
that an agreement has been reached
on the Adriatic question.
Ruhr District Calm.
THE HAGUE-The Ruhr district is
virtually all In the hands of German
government forces and shipments Of
food into the Rhine provinces are
safe.
Legion to Decorate Graves.
PARIS.-Six hundred veterans of
Paris post No. / of the American Lee
gion will decorate the graves of $4,000
Of Americas fallen heroes in France
on Memorial day.
Prince to See West indies.
OTTAWA.-The prince of Wales.
now at San Diego, CAL, on his way
to Australia, will return to England
via Panama, in order to visit the chief
British islands of the West Indies.
Sees Suffrage Ratified.
WASINGTON.-Decla of the
North Carolina democratic state con-
vention in favor of the ratification of
the suffrage amendment means its all
over but the shouting" Secretary Dan
iels says.
ITO Jews Wounded.
LONDON.-Official report received
from Jerusalem reduce the casualties
in the recent fighting between Jews
and Moslems in the Holy City to two
persons killed and 10 wounded. OF
whom ITO were Jews
French Make Germans Bow.
BERIIN.-Advices from the Rhine
land report that the French command
er-in-chief in the area occupied by his
troops has ordered all Germans to sa-
lutte the French flag and French Of
Ulcers and that he threatens reprisals
in the event there are fresh outbreaks.
The Kendrick gazette. [volume] (Kendrick, Idaho) 1892-1968, 1920-04-16
French Make Germans Bow.

BERIIN.-Advices from the Rhine
land report that the French command
er-in-chief in the area occupied by his
troops has ordered all Germans to sa.
lutte the French flag and French Of
Ulcers and that he threatens reprisals
in the event there are fresh outbreaks.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-26
TH' SIX-HOUR DAY

couple O. musical" shows a year;
that business men often pass away
without ever seem Mount Vernon
or even Niagary Falls; that all this
demand fer leisure comes from folks
that can't afford it. Tell Binkley
arose an said that recreation an
amusement must be found fer tn
short-hour toiler an suggested that
a committee should be appointed L
git in touch with tn Game and Fish
cries Department at Washington an
take up tn matter o. stockin' tn
streams with fish an tn fields an
woods with rabbits an pheasants.
Pinky Kerr said that work should
begin at once on a great loafin' hall
wherein tn toilers could while
away Their leisure hours bowlin'
playin' checkers an in social inter
course. LATE Bud said everything
should be done L urge more pop
corn machines { locate among us.
Buildin' Inspector Ike Mopps talked
at length about tn condition o.
Melodeon Hall an tn Fairy Grotto
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-26

If the good fairies should grant
the average girl just one wish in all
the world.
She would wish for a retrouse
nose-a cute little turned-up bit OF
a baby nose,
At least. she would. if she were
WISE.
Did YOU ever stop TO think what a
girl with that kind Of nose can
get away with?
Whew! That philosopher, who
saws that a woman can be judged
by her nose. doesn't know half or
A horse-race isn't the only thing
that is "won by a nose'-mOst hus-
bands are won that way.
A woman's fate, figuratively
speaking, hangs on her profile-and
the girl with a classic nose" starts
life with a terrible handicap.
Mines "classic"-and know
what I'm talking about!
The dear little thing of forty sum-
mers, with a turned-up nose, can
wear girly-g irly skirts that stop just
below her knees, and bathing-suit
that ends just as you thought it had
started.
And everybody will say, How
cutei"
But If any other woman did that
sort of thing. the angels. themselves,
would be moved 70 tears-or laugh
ter.
SHE can fluff around in baby
blue slip-over with shorty-short
sleeves. and a big, baby blue picture
hat or a naughty little tam
But the stately. classic nosed"
girl must go in for cnnging black or
stiff tailor-mades. or mauve draper
les and mystery"
/. The retrousse-nosed woman can
skip into a room-but the rest OF US
must glide" in.
She can babble the stupidest in
antics, and pass for "clever"-but
WE must say something brilliant
or scintillating 10 get any man TO
listen to Us.
SHE can laugh at a mans silliest
jokes and giggle at his puns-but
we must merely smile and look in
telligent"
She can chatter babytalk 10 every
man she meets-but IL a classic
nosed" woman merely gazes up at
q man and tries 20 Coo
All the rest OF the women hastily
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-26
MRS. SOLOMON 81 vs.
By Helen R070Land
Being Confessions of Wife 7OOth
By Helen ROWIand

The sun lighteth up his counter
ance, and his figure keepeth Its
beauty; embOnpOint cometh not
near him.
He lacketh not a topic for con-
versation, and concerning his score,
the TRUTH is not in him.
He is happy in his folly, and
weareth the smile that will not come
off.
He preferreth a pleasant day unto
a moonlight night, and beautiful
course unto a beautiful woman.
And a smile OF approval from his
caddy he findeth more thrilling than
the smiles of blondes and of sirens
Verify. verify. a little HOBBY is
a wonderful thing.
For, every man must have his
folly, wherein he wOrketh off the
original sin within him.
And some choose wine, and some
tobacco. and some filtration.
But the GOLFER exceedeth them
all in wisdom!
Then, blessed be the driver, and
the putter, and the mashie and the
niblick, and the little white rubber
ball!
For where Golf is. there is sweet
ness and Highland a good diges-
ton.
And, no man can be both a good
golf-player and a bad husband!
Selah.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-26

Picture Palace. He urged safer an
more commOdious structures [ meet
tn unrest. Tell Binkley arose agin
an said that he had forgotten [
call attention [ tn demand fer high
grade cars that's bound foller bet
ter workin' conditions. He said that
no time should be lost in encOuragin'
tn manufacturers o high priced
cars L git busy an establish agencies
amongst us. DR.. Mopps called at
tention Z tn congestion in our sody
parlors an candy stores. He de-
clared tn sody an candy facilities
o. tn town wuz fer behind tn times
an a shameful reflection on our
boosted civilization He urged that
several large buildin's be erected {
house tn candy an sOdy business.
Constable Newt Plumb said that un-
less a fine, wide, concrete boulevard,
some thirty miles in length be con-
struCted il would be impossible I
handle tn traffic after tn workers
git ther just demands. Landlord
Cage Craw, chairman, arose an said,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-26
Problem of What
Is Truth Among
Big Ones ofAge
BY BENJAMIN TURNER

Most OF ms today can sympathizs
with the old pagan. Plate. who
asked. What Isl truth2"
Perhaps there were no profess
sdonal propaEandists "a Pilates time,
as there are today. but be had heard
many conflicting statements as -
a matter that interested him az
he was sO-ely perplexed.
What. for instance. is the truth
as 20 conditions IN Russia. We get
cOneicGnE reports. both evidently
written by highly trained writerS
The szmc thing "a true as &C
Czccho-SlcN0llta and Jugo-Slavia-
Comirg closer home. there Is Mex
leo. How many men ~ this coun-
try know the actual truth IA 20 con-
ditious ir the republic just TO tbs
sCu'h OF us2
Conflicting interests. contendinR
forces are at work in al these
countries. and each side gives out
It's own version Of affairs. We &c
not know which IS true. and perhaps
We have not been given the truth
az all.
is il any wonder that az we m
fish reading the morning or evening
paper we ask. Ike Plate OF old
What is truth 90
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-26
Celebration Of
Pilgrim Landing
BMere HumbNg
BY IRVING WEST.

One of the curious not TO say
remarkable events Of our time is the
celebration of the sailing and land
ing Of the so-called Pilgrims who
bestowed themselves upon what is
now the state OF Massachusetts. The
leading lights Of Great Britain took
part in the celebration Of the 3OOth
anniversary of the sailing, conducted
at Plymouth, England. and marked
by astounding exhibitions OF cordial
ity toward America and much
hands across the sea" oratory. on
I this side Of the ocean the celebra-
ton of the anniversary of the land
ing is to be a big thing along the
same line, with the presidents yacht
designated for the use OF the British
visitors.
These celebra tons are curious be-
cause they are so strikingly illus
trative OF human stupidity and hum
buggery. Now if the landing Of
John Smith in Virginia We're 10 be
made the subject of International
celebration there would be some
thing in IL. At least the Smiths
could go into It with a whole heart
on both eides Of the Atlantic and
give the expressions of international
cordially some semblauce of sim
Cerity.
But the pilgrims, Why single
them out as the vehicle for the es-
adjustment OF q new and more real
international comity2
These people We're driven out OF
England because they and their ideas
were not welcome there. And II the
same group entertaining the same
ideas arrived at Ellis Island TODAY
the United States would not let them
land. That is especially true in these
anti-soviet times. for the pilgrims
held all their property in common
until they found that scheme would
not work, just as the Russians are
finding il out now
The religious int0ler8rts who set
tied Massa chusetts, pilgrims and
puritans alike. were exemplary of
nothing in Britain or the United
States today. Witch burning and
Quaker hanging were popular sports
in the early days of New England.
Yet, so fond are we Of humbug, we
row make the sailing and landing Of
the pilgrims the occasion Of am in
ternational celebration as though
these people represented the begin
u.ng Of ell that IS great and good
In both countries.
The sailing and landing Of John
Smith would come much nearer
hitting the spot.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-26
CENSUS OF JAPAN WILL
BE IMPORTANT FACTOR
IN POPULATION STUDY
BY HARRnfAN CLEws.

OF considerable interest 10 the rest
OF the world, because OF the light
IL viii throw on the alleged neces-
sity OF emigration "a avoid over
crowding in Nippon. 50 Japan's de
cennial census, the taking or winch
is TO be begun on Oct. i.
no reliable figures as TO her pop
ulation have been available for a
number of years. Wars have inter
fered with previous plans for census
taking. The population was placed
at 33.119.S25 In 1872. and In 1914
the population Of Japan proper was
estimated at $500. GOO and Of the
empire at 1900, 900. That there
has been a tremendous increase IL
the number Of inhabitants H. the
last Few decades is certain. over
crowdinE however, appears 20 he
due largely 20 the propensity Of the
people 20 concentrate IN cities ana
villages: for the average dcnsity-sA
population, based on the 1914 es-
innate. was only $40 % the square
mile This was about the same as
the density Of population In New
Jersey in 1910, but was consider
ably less than the density OF Masso-
chusetts. which had AIS persons 20
the square mile i'm that year.
a on1parison OF Japan with Ger
many is not Inappropriate. since
both have asserted the need OF eX-
pansion. since Japan is and Ger
many was "a military nation, and
since Japan has more nearly an
autocratic government than any
other country Germany's average
density Of population. accordiug -
the 1910 census. was 5l1 10 the
SQUARE mile. Her population was Oh.
LITTLE less than the figure common
Iv accepted now for the japanese
emDire. The number OF inhabitants
I'm the German empire was given ass
64.qO3.423 in 1910. The charge has
been made that Germany under
stated her population In order -
deceive her nemics as 20 her man
mower. That she should have drawn
such vast armies from so small
population has been called incred-
ihle. Assuming however that the
German figures were correct. some
idea may be gained OF the strength
Of the armies that Japan could throw
into the field.
The figures to Doe revealed IN con-
nectio- with the official Japanese
census viii be worth studying IN
connection with these questions.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-26

Consider the Golfer, my Daugh-
ter.
For he is the Son Of JOY, ana the
heart of his wife rejoiceth in him.
He requireth not TO be awakened
but ariseth at dawn, and arouseth
the whole house.
Mighty are his preparations, and
there is much rushing about
amongst the women, TO find his
THINGS.
He swallows his breakfast with
out complaint, and fortifieth himself
az the font within his locker.
Optimism is his middle-name;
and in his bright lexicon, there is
no such word as Rain
The mind of his wife is at peace;
for she knoweth where he is all
day; and in the evening he is
weary. and goeth TO sleep, after din
ner.
Whatsoever his wanderings. and
however long his absence. she feel
eth no jealousy. but saith, Thank
heaven, he is safe!"
His moods. his grouches. and his
temperm entalism are known only to
his God and his Caddy; and, in the
open, where it can do no harm. he
bloweth off the carbon of his brain
storms.
The touch Of liver" knoweth him
not, and dyspepsia is a stanger unto
him
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-26

Our Chamber o Commerce met
last night [ devise ways an means
I take care o tn changed condi-
tions when tn six-hour day be-
comes a reality. Hon. EX-Editur
Gale Fluhart made one o. his bru-
tally frank speeches in which he
declared a siX-hOur day meant ma
tiCnal rust. But" said he. "since
tn siX-hour day is Z come. we
should perpare fer IT," He de-
clared that tn great unrest so no.
ticeable since tn armistice wuz
signed meant more rest. He said
tn desire fer shorter wOrkin' hours
Wuz not confined Z puddIers. coal
miners an brakemen, but { clerks.
wives an all classes o. workers
'cept business men. He declared
IN business man worked twenty
hours out o. twenty-four an rolled
an tossed while he slept: that tn
only thing tn business man ever
complained Of wuz that business
wuz not better; that tn business
mans wants wuz few-maybe a
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-26
Democrats Ask Popular Subscriptions To
Finance Campaign against POISON Fumes"
Being Spread With g. o. p "SIush Funds

trio chair from the local circuit for murder
Of Laporte grocer named Cook. had less evidence
against him than presented against the repub-
ican national committee at Chicago. and Baker
guilty the very devil Yes the republican "bulIe
tin puts all its emphasis on the bull" The next
thing We know should something appear in 1t thai
is convcting, they will be sending out another
bulletin" denying the authenticity of this
Il takes money TO combat such INSCRIPTIONS
The audacity OF it makes It all the diff
cut TO combat. You have get the truth to the
people Unless they get IT they likely to be
nised and poisoned by the fasehoods that do reach
tncm-hence the democratic appeal, and the popu-
sar duty Of people who believe in principle to
spond 1t is up TO the individual The democratic
cause is their cause IL there Ieoples
cause. If it Is worth embracing it is worth support
ils--and supporting with the pocketbook we'll
as vote; anything that you think It would be worth
&c you in satisfied conscience. to have your
win. Tho treasurers address is given at the head OF
this comment. The News-Times is no collection
az ut" for the party but the editor will pass any
c triLutions along 10 the committee, where Il
would be favor to subscribers-this TO be separ-
ate and distinct from subscriptions to the local
county committee. which should not be overlooked
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-26

Gentlemen, we should see Z u as
business men that not a dollar gifts
out o. town. How can this be man
aged? BY increasin' our stocks O.
silk shirts oriental rugs. candy an
sody-by handlin' only tn best au-
tOmObiles, by bringin IN finest
shows an films here, by havin' a
adequate number o. pool tables.
Let's have all these necessities In
prOfusion. Our business men, now
weighed with worry an uncertainty
an jaded by long hours should
cheerfully shoulder this new re-
sponsibility Z meet tn great trans
formation that's now takin' place
throughout tn world. r. illustrate
{ YOU what's takin' place in tn
world, I read where three pop corn
machines wuz shipped L Thibet last
week" Chairman Craw then read a
letter from tn Woman's Franchise
League. in which that organization
pledged it's hearty support { any
movement that would keep tn men
folks downtown till supper time.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-26
CHINESE INVASION IS
no CAUSE FOR Alarm

A Chinese army is invading Amer
lea. but there IS no cause for alarm.
Rather the contrary. for its soldiers
consist Of 400 young Chinese men
and women coming 10 study in
American schools and universities.
The range OF studies for which
these students are enrolling is inter
esIir z. IL covers everything from
domestic science 10 military science,
including law, medicine, theology.
government and finance, and u in
diCatcs how extensively the idea q
modern educstion is permeatirs
every phase OF Chinese life. Chinese
students In larEe numbers VIII also
attend European universiti-s.
This lively interest In what other
nations have 10 offer auELrs well
for me future Of the ancient eJu-
pirC II is her policy Of isoia iOl
yvh en- las hindcred ha- advance
mont. Nations, like people. at-ophy
without the stimulation OF Others.
Inter education means better mu-
tual understanding between peoJIcs
and the hope Of future intern .t.Cn3l
fricndI-ness grows brighter with
Cvc.y group OF students gO.u2 81
study IN the schools Of other lands
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-26
Winning By A Nose
As a Woman Thinketh

snatch him away and whisper
"Vamp!"
In short. the only thing that a
girl with anything but a tip-tilted
nose, CAN do. is to be "dignihed".
And 'ladylike"i
Oh well.
Those classic beauties" that the
poets rave about, and the sculptors
have immortalized, MAY have been
ravishing.
But they missed half the Joy in
liCel
II Venus really resembles her
statues. it's no wonder that she
never got anything but a lame
blacksmith for a husband.
And, no matter what History
says, I'll be willing to wager my last
drop of scented talcum, that Helen
Of Troy and Delilah and Cleopatra
were born with half-portion noses
and a baby-stare.
And IS for Me,
I'd rather be snub-nosed and
"cute'-than the prize beauty at an
artists BALI
Because, every woman spends her
whole life living up-or down-to
her nose.
And it's so much easier TO live
down to a pug, than 70 live up 10
Creek
But then,
Did you ever know a woman who
was perfectly satisfied with her
NOSE2
never did
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-26
TINES IN 300 3. c.
WELL IS IN 1920 4. ID.
RY TYTI3 p. FREMONT

ono nrorDtv suhscribes 20 the
e,Drcesion. God bless the man who
invented sleep. bat he does not re-
card with COMPETENCY the thought
~ The man who first invented taxes
Artiquarians have dug up on the
banks of the Euphrates clay tax
receipt said 90 DO f.50o years OLD.
Tho fact that the imposition Or
taxes IS an ancient, if "ol respected
custom does not reconcile present
dav contributors 90 tie system 20
the burdens they feel t1eF are e1lleu
.,rni % boar. hr01t che only thins
the individual admits without deinur
is that taxes Gre necessary
There are some persons who pro-
Tess 10 take satisfaction lr the pay
mont Of taves in Their numerous
form s. but everybody else know.
fn4r such persons are hEpOc.;tes or
-lto rauIrczt c,r--fOr how can any
r-r~zo0 get satisfaction ont or cl-
D-usiag money that is taken from
his curse by due profess ot law
About the only thing that can ne
dom. 10 relieve the situa.lcu. nroESH-
,f,or,r h- the 6e-cIopm pt ciFl4iIt-
+iou ls 20 make taxes as easy ~
POSSIBLE 20 pay, and som .t-iiies o.
bit II innocent deCcu.lH1 ls ne.
e3ry 20 convince tho taxpayer li.aI
he is getting fhe worth Of has
money.
While few persons would have
dfff-u-v i'm frting th.-1s about
which 20 complain. the business or
rav.rg taxes IS such polu..a.r
rarsa of complaint that many fol
NIGHT eeeI "a sense ~ loss II taE
sborI1 De dispensed with. 'cea-
sioraliv. TOO. "A few Dement'S IieIl
taxes can Dc traced by The person
who is not altogether commute ID
r,orstr- scrn.