Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-03-15
The Lnsider

Coach Evans athletes from the Am
, boy high school showed the Chattel
players why the local boys should be
given a chance in the semi-finals for
the state championship.
BY THE USE OF REAL TEAM
WORK, THE LOCAL GIRLS CLUB
TROUBLE IN HANGING THE IN
jDIAN SIGN ON THE NBWARKERs
lTONIGHT.
The Speedway basketball team
should be able to win the light senior
basketball championship of the county
besides the junior championship before
closing their season.
Coming Fast
The words will soon DER the wires
flash;
Hes showing real mid-season DASH
While on their heels will follow fast:
Hes hitting rs in August last"
The dots and dashes fast will roll:
He's showing wonderful CONTROL"
And then will flash this news, of course,
l"Oh gosh. he's a got charley horse"
Miss Burns basketeers OF the local
| high school should defeat the Asbury
Park girls on the Amboy court Friday
AFTERNOON.
I'm weary OF booming the furnace,
I'm weary of shoveling coal;
Whenever l tote out the ashes
1t fortunes my artistic soul.
I yearn for the coming of springtime
When crocuses pop from the earth,
And brides return from the southland
With songs that are laden with
mirth.
T vraJE f,. +I,, x1,f.D ~ tho ,n1,T,n
The ~crocuses, yellow and red,
And yet my fond expectations
Are tinged with a feeling of dread
When l put away shovel and poker
l know that I"ll have to, alas,
Bring forth that rusty old mower
And start In a-cutting the grass.
l. Lucky fellow who saved his straw
hat last September. Fashion experts
say they'll be high this summer in
more senses than one.
Why not solve the domestic help
problem a la basebal2 Place cooks.
maids and buffers under contract,
| When you're tired of your household
assistant, ask for waivers. When you
want help. buy somebody's contract
Then the help could turn arounC
and refuse to work unless they geI
a slice of the purchase price. Or. Xix
Harry Harper. they could refuse tC
toll on Sundays.
The baseball chiefs are friendly low
And chum each with the other;
Linked by a stronger chain than bind
A brother unto brother.
They smile n warmly grip thei
mitts,
'Tis loyal friendships token;
Behind each back Is held a brick
With which hard heads are broken.
.
From his movement in the rine
Smiling Wallace of Elizabeth must be
a t~elegrapher by trade. Wallace al.
ways wires his opponent several Sec
onds ahead of time what blow Is COM
ing next.
The Auditorium basketball team will
have to step lively tonight in order 10
defeat the crack New York Italian
! Catholic CIub in their game on tn,
| Auditorium court.
We're living in a new regime
| And that's no e~vanescent dream
We will recall that wondrous time
When red-nosed guys would beg a
dime
Some wanted coffee. some a "fOp"
But what they bought was never pop,
While o they beg, with pleading
nudge,
A dime to buy a hunk Of fudge.
Most of you have heard It. probably
| but for the few who haven't 1t ough'
to be worth printing. Anyhow. Loui
Heilbronner got a laugh out of tn
baseball men at Chicago when h,
| sprung 1t:
An Elk awoke and climbed from
train in a little southwestern city on,
morning with a beautiful hangover.
He hunted up a brother Bill ant
told his troubles.
II a a drink and want II badly.
"Well, pardner. the only way yol
can get a drink in this town Is to ge
snake bitten"
We'll, lead me to a snake"
'1All right, come on"
And they hunted up the community
snake. but the darned thing was to-
tired to bite any more.
A NACTV H0I0