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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-09-27

Der Of parliament for st. Patrick's d.
vision of Dublin, whose recent where
abou7s mas been a mystery arrived
in Dublin today. 1t is stated tbs
authorities have been seeking her.
The countess arrival conceded with
the carrying out Of raids By the pcs
lice snd military this forenoon.
Herald Want Ads Bring Results.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-09-27

London. Sept. IA retirement by
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-09-27

Herald Want Ads Bring Results.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13

the record Of Sen. Harding. Organized labor author
ized the committee few months ago and its recon-
mendations were 70 be based not upon the op!n-
ions OF the members OF the committee. but upon
the records OF the candidates in ONCE and express
SONS through their newspapers and in other
Only the actual voting Will show what influence
ORGANISED labor will have the results the cleo
tion but II almost certain that the statement
issued by the labor committee will serious
consideration from thousands Of voters who are az
hiiated with the republican party.
Gov Cox has always promised labor square
deaf in any matter in which had a voice,
The reputation which ne bears among the employees
Of MS two newspapers m Dayton and Springfield
is indication of his standing among organized
labor The American Federation Of Labor is
non-partisan organization. but It is acting within
its rights such when forth the OF
candidates whether for president or for minor
offices and gives It's members the benefit of invest
cations made by responsible committee
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13
THE WOMENS OMNIPARTISAN SCHOOL
OF CITIZENSHIP

The Citizenship Scnooi TO be conducted in South
Bend Sept 2O-21.-under the auspices Of the
League Of Women Voters. should be literally
ized by every woman in the city, and there might
be lessons in 1t for men voters we'll
Monday evening there is TO be dinner at tho
oliver TO Mrs. Raymond Robins who will later
speak al the high school auditorium giving the
publican side Of the issues o. the campaign, TO De
followed the next evening by a speech at the high
school BY Mrs George Bass. Of Chicago. giving the
democratic side.
The dinner 10 Mrs. Robins is an evening
up on the dinner given Mrs Bass at the oliver by
che Franchise league winter. which should have
beeen more largely attended by democratic men, in
which case. perhaps there would be the
plant that there is present against the League
giving dinner to Mrs Robins The criticism
is unwarranted All the democrats have right
TO ask OF the women is fairness and they must
pect 10 give fairness in return. Had lot Of these
democrats now Aypercrtical of the Robins dinner,
not been so obsessed with themselves they couli
not afford TO spend the time money to attend
the Bass diuner. they would have heard the
nouncement Of The Robins dinner-or one for some
other republican vonan-that long
The Citizenship school is an educational move
rnent The Women Voters League is holding them
an over the country. The board of education, in
seeking hold the sessions political because
reSentatives OF both parties are 20 be heard and
therefore wanting 70 charge for the high school
auditorium Is as wrong wrong could make g.
The women should not be taxed for the use of the
auditorium. that is unless the majority Of the
school board being republican. make IL sufficiently
Iop sided that they hold that the sessions could be
educational only. The republican side alon
to be presented Perhaps the fact that a demo
crat is be heard making the school omnipartisan
rather than repubuco monopartsan. that the school
board constructs as making poltical.-but be that
as IL may fair-minded people viii hardly justify
IN that sense
From every indication the purpose of The school
Is 70 get the women Interested get them 20 want
70 exercise the franchise that has been granted
them and give them something 10 think about on
both sides Of the issues before the people. That
Is good Ar1ericanisu and GOOD Americanization and
osght 10 be encouraged. rather than discouraged.
Having heard both sides the women decide
FOR themselves as TO the side upon which they wish
their political lot A few such citizenship
schools conducted amors men might be good for
the and good for the country. We might even
commend them TO the members Of the board OF edu-
cator.-ther own edihcauon
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13
SEPTEMBER I3, 1920.
MONEY TO ELECT SENATE.

That the republican campaign managers SCI out
with determination 20 go the limit in ttin@
money for other purposes as well rs for tn con-
iuct OF the presidential campaign is apParen5 %
those who have followed developments thai fol-
lowed Gov. Cox's sIush fund expose. Treas. Upham
Of the republican national committee. Under exam
ination ~ the n runbers - rhe senl,o~7l comm L
tee admitted that the committee had decided TO
auvanee 100000 for the election of retuhnci1s tc
he
Thirty-two seats VIII be filled at the election in
November, now divided equally between republicans
and democrats In only a few cases is there hkeh-
hood OF marked changes in the political complexion
OF the successful candidates.
The truth is that the republicans propose to spend
half million dollars win the places the con-
tested states among which Indiana, Ohio and
New York Control OF the senate by the republicans
is threatened and money will be spent like water. II
necessary. TO retain control
Sen Newberry of Michigan, convicted of viola
tions Of the corrupt practices in the spendiag
Of great sums OF money for his election gives the
republican party majority Of one for the Mich
igan senator has never resigned from the senate.
The sinister phase Of the financial plans of the
republican party in addition the fact that it
intends to spend is millions for the presidential
campaign is that it intends TO spend half million
to elect half dozen candidates for minor Offices.
What do independent voters think Of the scheme?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13
Other Editors Than Ours
REVERSING OUR FOREIGN POLICY
plymouth DcmOcrat.)

Sen Harding promises-"threatens would be
better word-if elected 10 completely reverse the
foreign policy the United States
Let us see what this would mean in even few
familiar particulars.
Reputation OF the Monroe Doctrine, which has
been the established policy for nearly 100 years
including Grover Cleveland's Venezuela message;
THE United States is practically sovereign on this
continent and IT'S fat is law
Reputation OF the Spanish-American war and
the return of Cuba Porto Rico and the Philippines
Spain.
Reputation Of the policies that kept at peace
with Europe Except for the Spanish American
war for more than a hundred years. and keeps US
al peace with Japan now
Reputation of the treaty under which we built
the Panama canal
Return Of Alaska to Russia
Reputation of entrance into the World
10 overthrow German autocracy and make the world
safe for democracy.
Reputation Of our refusal to recognize the boil
shevik government
Mexico
These are but a familiar phases Of our for
eign policy that Sen. Harding would completely
reverse"
Is it any mystery that they seldom let him off
the porch
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13
EMINENT" AUTHORITIES.
CFt WAYNE Gazertel

Il seems that some eminent shipping authority
has told Harding that American shipping VIII
never be a success unless the American people sub
NIT the notorious ship subsidy steal which
Mark Hanna committed his party while passing the
hat on Wall So. bur which reTublican congress
has had tho courage 70 pass 40 doubt And Mr.
Harding equally eminent prohteers
assure him that business will pay until the
people agree TO prohteering their expense. And
quite eminent" New York bankers 20 tell him
that the federal reserve system viii never work until
II sd amended that little coterie OF financial
highbinders control II. Mr. Harding is much
Innocent No wonder they afraid let him
venture from the front porch.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13
More Truth
Than Poetry
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE
CONSOLATION.

CONSOLATION.
Scientists report that bald headed
men never so insane.
No longer a murderous fury har-
As I stretch out my length in a
chair.
And list to the words of a garlic
breath'd barber,
You gotta not mucha da hair"
No longer I care if the light is re-
On a wholly detorested dome,
Or feel that a fellow is never re-
spected
who's abandoned forever his
comb.
For heads shy OF thatches are sell
dom erratic.
And though little children may
jeeringly spool,
I'd rather be bald than have rats in
my attic.
I'd rather be hairless than crack
ed in the roof.
Though filled with disuay when my
tresses departed
(They went in a single short year,
No longer I gaze at the mirror
But rather with smiles of good
cheer
I know no restorer has power 70
cure me,
But why should that bow me with
care
When gentlemen learned in science
assure me
That lunatics always have hair.
Though heads that are bald are not
youthfully snappy,
Though badness Is something the
thoughtless deride.
I'd rather be lockless than utterly
sappy,
And have nothing on top, than a
vacuum inside!
am deaf TO the tests OF the puer-
lie scoffer,
care not how people may knock.
40 tonics or nostrunas the barber
may offer
Shall ever be sprayed on my
block.
The singes and seafoams. I roundly
revile en-,
The roof they were meant Tor Is
gone,
Let doctors employ them in some
nice asylum
Where people have hair 20 keep
on.
And though on my roof tree the gas
light is glowing.
7 r1urmur a cheerful. Tut tut"
To ribald reproaches. contented in
knowing
That husks always grow on a nut
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13

DIANA
One OF the most beautiful names
which come 10 US through Roman
mythology is Diana. She was orig
inally Divajana, goddess of the
night, but. as she was pure as Vesta.
she was identified with the Greek
Artemis and given possession Of the
temple of Ephesus and was thence
forth regarded as the goddess Of the
silver bow and daughter Of Jupiter
and Latona.
In the sixteenth century. when ro-
mances Of chivalry began 10 make
their appearance, Jorge de Monte
mayor, the Spanish poet, named his
heroine Diana, and her name quick
~ taken up by the sponsors
Of the lovely widow. Diana de Pitt
iers, whose eOlors Of black ard white
Henry II OF France wore even TO
his last fatal tournament. The Cav
alier court during its residence in
France adopted Diana and carried
IL back TO England where there were
as many Lady Dyes as Lady Bettys
and Lady Fannys.
In some instances Diana is re-
garded as the name of the charita-
BILE lady referred to in the Scriptures
as "Dinah Of the Ephesians." In
the 18th century there was a Norma
Diana 10 Florence whose chief
claim 20 fame was that she mistook
a large stone that fell on her head
OF a building, for a small pebble
because she wore such an elabor-
ate headdress.
Crystal is Diana talismanic gem
tt guards her youth and purity. ac-
cording 70 old superstition, and
brings her many friends. Sunday
is her lucky day and seven her lucky
number.
Irnrrrsr.h- 1904
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13
AUTOMANIA

An autocrat so naughty
Meets ar automath that's naughty,
And they go out together
For a little run.
A bright auto suggestion
As an aid tc their digestion,
They seek an auto roadhouse
For their automatic fun.
Auto into:ication.
A little synocopation,
An automatic widow
And an automatic gun.
This age so automatic
Creates tragedies dramatic.
Triangular. erratic,
And, 10, the day = done.
Lillfe
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13

a headline in the Chicago News
reads as follows" BUCK FEVER
BOTHERS POLICE MARKSMEN."
causing A. 3. Mann 20 remark that
we should tell Buck that IL Is al
right for him 10 bother the Chicago
cops, but that ne must leave the
home town bulls alone
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13
JOYS OF THE NoN-ADvERrIsER

The business man who does not
advertise is fortunate fellow.
There is little 10 disturb his game
of pinochle. II he should ever have
10 worry about building an addition
10 care for an Increase in business,
he can take his time. He will not
experience nervous tension about
hiring or training men for a rapid
~ expanding organization He does
not have 10 go 20 the bank often,
either 70 make deposits or finane
expansion. IL the quality OF his
goods is sometimes a bit below par.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13

One OF our smart aleck editors
said they supposed our stuff would
be a little late II the Interurban
Journal with z. 4. MeZ's funny
column didn't happen 20 arrive on
schedule.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13
BUCK FEVER SEE
WHAT'S In A NAME

Facts about your name: its
history; its meaning: whence il
was derived: its Significance;
your lucky day and lucky jewel.
Ply MILDRED MARSHALL.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13

Jake Heckaman was telling US
about a trip Cupid" Collins made
10 his tailor. Jake SEE the only way
the tailor could measure Collins was
TO stick a tack in one end OF the
tape and then walk the entire dis
lance around Mr.. Collins, a walk
IL is stated authoritatively OF about
three quarters of a mile in length.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13

Otto SchermGnn quit selling
STUDIES long enough 70 go out 10
Colorado and tear up TO see Pike
Peak. we are informed through a
postal card from the renowned
traveller.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13

You can't Judge by the sound II
YOU listened TO the cheers in the pic
ture shows you'd swear that Babe
Ruth would be the next president
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13
Copyright 1920
Investigation Proof.

Nobody IS going TO detect William
Jennings Bryan in the act OF giving
too much money 70 anybody's cam
Daign fund.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13

letter came 20 our desk today.
addressed Americas greatest hu-
morist News-T!nes, South Bend. "
Americas @. II. was the author OF
that letter.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13
STRIKING AGAINST WHOMp

Another outlaw strike, And whom the
thracite workers striking against?
Not their employers. The latter, as usual. will
bide their phtosophically, and lose nothing BY
either warmth profits.
Not against the government for government is
merely representative meaning nothing in itself
The strike is directed against the public-aganst
the nation-against every man. woman and child
in America outside OF the families of the strikers.
Il is an attack of a very small minority against a
tremendous majority.
That little minority miners who buthely
ignoring the authority OF their own officers and
breaking agreement for peaceful arbitration OF
their wage dispute deliberately curtailing a
national supply of coal that is already perilously
small Deprivng the east of its accustomed fuel.
they make it necessary for the middle exc
out its scant store of soft coal 10 help the
Thus both sections suffer. And through them all
the rest Of the country suffers Every day that
strike is prolonged means lessened production and
higher prices for the necessaries of life in every
home in the land for the coming year. And in
numberless cases, the walk-out means cold homes
for the winter. with a sad of misery sickness
and death
They are striking against the cause unonisu.
which suffers harm from their action than
capital could possibly bring upon it.
And the same time the strikers striking
against themselves They may really
harm than anybody else, for they are bringing
uron themselves merely their share OF the gem
eral cost but a special burden OF dishono- and
demnaton.
II the railroads succeed in moving freight
twice as fast as they used to- should they the
rates in half because only takes them half the
time. double the rates because they're giving
twice good service?
The wise accepts four per cent from The
bank instead of taking chances having his money
Ponzied.
Lynn. Mass, celebrated his 1olst birth
day by smoking six cigars Boys will be boys!
The new ideal is represented by vote in every
kitchen and woman notary in every office.
Only a few women will he reckless enough TO
toss a $50 hat into the political ring.
Maybe when everybody stops telling everybody
else what do, things will get done.
comment any more-ony sadness
Mexico at last seems TO have elected a president
by ballot instead of bullet.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13
NEW CARP

Are you thinking about a new
oar this fallp The classified
columns of the
NEWS are full Of
splendid bargains OF all
makes. Read them over
today. You can also dis
pose Of your old car 10
someone who is looking for
Just what you have by in
serting an ad in the CLASH
fed columns.
Pick up the phone and
CALL MAIN 200
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13

IN THE EDITORS MAIL.
Dear Bill:
Willie Hays &
Mister Upham
TANNED 10 make a hit
BY serenading the
Porchville Candidate
With that tuneful
Party Anthem entitled
Har-money. more HaT-money
Written in the key Of
Form 1o1.
We don't know who was
To play the Ukeleie
But our guess is
That Ponzi. was
Training for il,
Yours truly.
L open.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13
The Tower Of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

no on- viii be greatly injured. for
comparatively few buy them He
should worry on. that is the sim
pie Iife.-From Protection, publish
ed BY The Travellers
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13

Maybe when everybody stops telling everybody
else what 20 do, things will get done.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13

a drinking scene show does not excite niue
comment any more-only sadness.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13

Mexico at last seems TO have elected president
by ballot instead Of bullet
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13

II the railroads succeed in moving freight cars
twice fast they used to- should they cut the
rates in half because only takes them half the
time. or double the rates because they're giving
twice good service?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13
ECONOMY RECIPE II

The above dish. enough for 6
servings. costs Csc. stood value
IL 1858 calorieS. 36c viii buy 9
OF beef of 366 calories; or II o..
pork Of 654 calofies: or " OF.
mutton Of $40 cslories.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-13
Motor Robes

As the evenings grow more
and more cool. automobiling
necessitates the motor robe
and frequently calls for them.
We have them in beautiful
plaids. hemmed and figured.
$500 to S2IO0.
Daylight Basement.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1920-01-16
BElMlDu HIGH MEETS
WALKER SATURDAY NIGHT

"Bemidji High" basketball team
meets the strong Walker High school
five at the Armory tomorrow night
and the encounter promises to Ibe OF
great interest.
The locals have been going thru
two hours of hard practice each night
and have been working and improv-
ing on new styles of play which it is
believed will add greatly to the
strength of the team. This evening
at Fosston, the boys will meet an
exceptionally strong quint and will
have another good training before
the Walker game.
The Bemidji- Walker contest will
be the second district game Of the
season for Bemidji and the fourth
for the visitors. The Walker five
defeated Cass Lake and Akeley, both
strong teams this year, and the out
come of tomorrow nights game is
causing a great amount of specula-
tion. One team or the other is al
most sure to lose out in the race for
the championship of the district. In
order to stay in the race Bemidji
must win.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1920-01-16
SAMARITANS INSTALL
OFFICERS FOR NEXT YEAR

The Modern Samaritans had a busy
time Of 1t last evening, seventeen
candidates being initiated. The of1i-
GERS installed for the ensuing year
were as follows: Good Samaritan,
Jennie Mooney; vice-good Samaritan.
A. w. Smith; financial scribe, George
Stein: treasurer, Earl Cell; H. p,
Emma Smart; L., Bertha Marin; c.
M, Caroline O'Connor; J. NJ, Eliza
beth Milner: organist. Mildred AID
rich; inn keeper. P. M. Diciare; CEN
turion, Mrs. A. w. Smith; watch, Jos.
Bisiar.
Vice Imperial Good Samaritan L.
A. Barnes, District Deputy F. A.
Noble and Deputy Mary Bagnell. of
the Grand council, Duluth, conducted
the initiation and installation serv-
ices
Retking Good Samaritan d. H.
Fisk, ahd Deputy Mary Bagnell were
presented by members with tokens OF
appreciation for their good services
for the good Of the order. Music was
furnished during the evening by the
Good Samaritan orchestra.
After the session, Mrs. Tom Smart
entertained fourteen at delightful
chicken supper.
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1920-01-16
CLEAN SPORT ADVOCATE
EXPRESSES HIS OPINION
ON UNWARRANTED ACTS
Refers to Basket Game Last
Night Between Bemidji
and Cass Lake

II do not believe anything is quite
as disgusting to believer in clean
sport and good sportsmanship as the
incident which occurred twice during
the Cass Lake. Bemidji basket bali
game last night. At both instances
of fighting, which is deplorable but
some times unavoidable and neces-
sary, crowd of boys and men, num-
bering about fifty, some of them
prominent business men and members
Of the city administration, rushed out
on the floor, for what reason it is
hard to tell from the savage looks
on their faces.
"1magine yourself, as a. player,
playing at Grand Rapids, Cass Lake,
Brainerd or in fact in any strange
town and during an alteration strict
ly among you and your opponents,
find yourself surrounded by a howl
ing mob of townspeople. How would
you feel about it? 1t would make
you pretty sore, wouldn't it?
IF players want to fight, either
let them have a clean floor and plenty
of air or leave it to the officials and
players to stop it. A person who
will run out on the floor during an
alteration is a much poorer sport
than the boys who are doing the fight
ing. A spectator has no business on
the playing floor and should be made
to keep off."-Signed, "A Local Be-
lever in Clean Sports"
The Bemidji daily pioneer., 1920-01-16
SANDLOT PAID PLAYERS
TO FEEL OFFICIAL AXE
(By United Press)

Cleveland, O., Jan. 16.-Measures
for stopping the financial exploita-
tion Of amateur ball players form
ed the chief topic of discussion at the
annual meeting of the National Base
bali Federation, the sandlot baseball
governing body Of the United States,
which opened here today.
The federation is now established
in so cities and approximately 200,-
900 ball players are registered with
the various associations, according to
Tom Nokes, secretary.
The simOn-pure amateur ball
player is a rare fish, according to
Nokes and can only be found among
the very young players. Whenever
an amateur begins to display more
than ordinary skill there's always
some manager angling around with
a goldbaited hook, said Nokes. Many
Of the good amateurs do not wait to
be hooked, but demand and receive
pay for their services, he said
1t is the intention of the fedora
'tion to separate the paid "amateurs'
from those who play the game with
out pay and for the love Of the sport.
The federation is in favor Of munich
pal control of the sandlots as part OF
the public welfare and recreation
movement.