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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1920-02-13

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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1920-02-13
Sarmerc i Srrlaitfurretnina.

Gormere / Smeguen al Ioair bar
orauniieret en- SrpIaltiorretntn9
uteo en- mobctaIt 9apitnl Al $4,000
Get me ScIifab oil euten flebe en-
al Sc Errlnitforretnin9er Der nllere
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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1920-02-13
Smflucn,a itanIer TlpbarbciSc.

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t03 Iar ganllnel.
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Mere enb 40 al DC Wruo, Der bar
beifipitigcbe meo Dc llobcorlngSar-
beioer, ser ienbeuTor "a Crosse lore
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Speropiml meo glrbeioet, pnr anno-
set ON OF isrge for tilitr9ffeligt SG-
getilipu o. Elele.
COUPONS fpr $4,000 iuripmnbne.
Coupons al @ibertn Bombs belcben-
Sc liz iii life minore emo $4,000 er
pno Ell npitiif Maaoe foriuunpne |
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Decorah-posten og ved arnen., 1920-02-13
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103 Iar ganlmel.
The Washington times., 1920-10-14
baltimore TO HEAR
Rabbi Stephen. Wise, Morgen'
THAI, and Colby Are Also
Slated to Speak.

BALTIMORE. Oct. 1.-THE Demo
cratic leaders were advised today that
Rabbi Stephen s. Wise and Frapkiin
ID. Roosevelt. nominee for Vice-Pres'
ident, will speak here. and they ex'
pect Secretary Of State Colby TO be
added TO their list.
Rabbi Wise will speak Saturday
night probably In the old armory,
over Richmond Market Roosevelt
will be here Wednesday. October ~.
or Friday, October 20. and will be
heard In one OF the large halls, prob
ably the Lyric. II Is possible that
Secretary Colby will speak on tho
same date and from the same plat
form
As the Democratic schedule 10 fran
ed now, there are to bo At least four
big meetings in the city I'm the little
more thsn\two weeks Of campaigning
time that remains. Tho hrst Will be
the meeting tomorrow night In Fisher
Hall with Henry Morgenthsu. former
Ambassador TO Turkey, ~ speaker.
Saturday night the Wise meeting viii
be held: next Thursday night tho big
meeting at the Fifth Regiment
Armory for Governor Cox and after
that the Roosevelt meeting.
The Washington times., 1920-10-14
ITO DARKEN HAIR
APPLY SAGE TEA
Look Young! Bring Back Its
Natural Color, Gloss and
AttraCtiveness.

Common garden sage brewed into
4 heavy tea. with sulphur added, will
turn gray. streaked and faded hair
beautifully dark and iuxuriant Just
IA few applications will prove a
revelation II your hair 10 fading
streaked or gray. Mixing the Sage
Tea and sulphur recipe at home,
though. 10 troublesome. An easier
way IL to get a bottle OF Wyetk' q
sage and sulphur Compound at my
10 the old-time recipe improved by
the addition of other ingredients.
While wtspy, gray, faded hair Is
not sinful we all desire TO retain our
youthful appearance and attractive
ness. By darkening your hair with
Wyeth's Sage and sulphur Compound.
no one can tell. because II does IL so
naturally. so evenly. You just damp
en- q sponge or soft brush with II
and draw this through your hair.
taking one small strand at a time
by morning all gray hairs have dis
appeared. and after another applica-
ton or two your hair becomes beau
tifully dark. glossy. soft and luxuri-
ant
The Washington times., 1920-10-14
Ne Giving nniuersarySale
Second Day of Our GreotValue

We couldn't begin onetenh of the items adversemeI
here Thursday found them All profits degarded for this event
but think unmatchable brings forth goods and
service the public and the and unad policy of keeping
and Thousands of friends Come and these
The Washington times., 1920-10-14

Don't Fail to Visit Our Bargain Basement Tomorrow
First Carefully Read Through the List BeLop
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-09-25

We told you So We told you to imagine Simmons,
Bishop Parks Major Motion going hunger strike Mac
Swnsy the Irish patriot doing We asked YOU imagine it,
WE'LL last week well known Leader remarked that Mac6winey
was getting food smreptihously ION the sly)
That is the that the average Uncle Tom thinks in
OF pork chops, the sly.
The members of the New York legislature plan fight
FIVE socialists whom the people of that Commonwealth reelected
after they had been unseaed.
those coored members the New York legislature
puiate the desires the people whom they they should
be tarred and feathred.
We where Chicago has Bombings
the investigation of the Wall Street catastrophe Chicago has
ability here Think of 32 homes being shattered by bombs and
not single apprehension
newspaper of Chicago whisb called the
worlds Greatest Weekly refers members of who
scrupulousy and tidy "S4unks" ~ 49,
This of treating civic and personal mdes and
cleanliness both unbeomg the mouhpiece of the and
tainly beneath the dignity Of high class reformers
the ripe for colored congressman represent them.
The time apparently for them in Jim Crow and
feast the crumbs of American and politics. Thee
Leaders ufyng their position BY saying that would be
less without the support
white Bosses This the Slave Psychology that has caused be
branded unfit and inferior.
principles but for They
ing around the political Offices and taking have their hands
melon that to be These Ministers would
politics of the church We paws
well financially also. Give the of the world chance Bishops
Please.
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-09-25
Washington Uses knife

: Washington Uses Knife
y; Heddiek, age 20, 20 East 3lst Street. sus-
ington
Removed to Psychopathic Hospital
Miss Lille Peaches, age 80. also S. Camp
pen ave was removed from her home Scptcm.
Der 18th to the Psychopathic Hospital Tor
mental observation 49,
Stranger Assaults Porter
Benlamin Waters. age rs, 3337 Vernon Ave,
empioyed as porter in an establishment 80
south Dearborn 81. was severely cut by an
unknown man September 10th at his place OF
employment. 90
Banks Assaulted
James, \. Banks age %, 4D5l Indiana Ave-
was stibbed and shot Septerbef 10th while
waiting for car al FIST aud Cottage Grove
Ave- His assailant escaped. Ranks claimed
that the man who stabbed him was unknown
to lipn. ..
Post Uses Teeth----woman Uses Gun
. AIRS, Anna Aiken, age S5, 1912 Dearborn
81. while in quarrel with Jim Post. 390g
Federal St. lost ono Other fingers which was
nearly chewed of by Post Mrs; Aiken sue
e.eeded in breaking his roll and She fired into
Robinson Shoots Scott
William Scott. age %. dbl State ST. md
floor, was shot in the left hip By Jeff Robin
son, whose address is unknown 1t appear.
both men had guns but that SCOTS CUR
missed fire. Robinson made his escape after
the attempted homicide which was witnessed
b. Daisy Robinson and Molly Martin
=. Fight Over Money Causes Death
Financial differences between Vim. 1bhn
SON, age Is, 1868 Prairie Ave. aud clas
Gold,n, 4745 Stat, ST.. resulted in Johnsor
being killed by Golden September l7th John
son was shot in the left cyc and right lung
dying instantly. Pho shooting was witnessed
by Alfred Battise. 400 State St. Oliver Charl
ton, 1852 Stat, St. and Officers John Glel
and David Irvine.
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-09-25
TO THE YOU KNOW
EN- EDITOR

You know those ladies that go TO
he grocery store ard ak their bus
ness over with the clerks. Well. tell
them that ii not only shows ignor-
arce but also lowers them in the eyes
Of the clerks.
] know you know those people IN
the Sind block OH Indiana Avenue
who are constantly disturbing their
ncighbors in the bnilding with late
visitors OF the pale lace variety"
| know you know them because they
neither work nor spend yet Old Solo
mon cannot hold a candle TO them
when it comes to weas ny apparel.
You know that real estate broker
on State Street between 33rd and 55th
Streets. Well. he tran ,acts a lot OF
business in his office and sometimes
he is real late getting through.
rsI know you know that little fellow
W,so spends most OF his time telling
the white foMs" III the bank all about
Jus business. Well. don't criticize
him. it isn't his l&ult. he is an apostle
q Jack Johnson and both OF them
love the big white folks. "
You mast know that chropodisi on
.,3lst Street who is said TO have lett
hurriedly from Grand Blvd resi-
dence taking a large portion OF the
plate glass door with him. sustaining
a badly cut hand and arm. Oh. YOU
must know him. Well. he SAID that
il was an accident--it may be true.
know that YOU heard about that
nov divorce case that is about 10
break Ii you haven't-gct ready and
lock up your own skeleton Tor II is
coming. Oh. you 38th and Indiana
Avenue
You must have heard about the
prominent young lad who visits the
: Avenue Theatre quite deal and they
say sometimes after the show Won
der ii she docs the cleaning al the
theatre after the show is over: Keep
your eyes on Nosey.
/ know that you are still Disguised
with the loud talking on the street
car, and The ignorant expressions
heard. Well. you can only hope that
/ Father Time will come to your res
cue.
i Iou know that restaurant on State
Street where tho prices are the high
est and the food the worst. yet the
proprictre5s will insult you if you
make moderate complaint You
must know them because they have
| been running over the people for a
! long time and getting away with ii
| too
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-09-25
UNCLE "EPH".

Uncle Eph Philosophers on the
Duties ofJtk Fourth Estate {
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-09-25

JAYS that the duties
to reflect the light
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-09-25
you HAVE noticed the red light
Y in the hall OF that flat building
u IL -. =. L. L.
New York Has New Paper

Friday. October ]. the first edition
of the New York Dispatch will APP
pear. The headquarters of the new
publication is for thc present at ,;
West l34th street The paper j.
backed by the United Civic League
Inc, OF which John M. Royal, the
well-known real estate dealer is
president. The field welcomes this
weekly and wishes them success. The
Dispatch will be on news stands III
New York.
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-09-25
IN THE POLITICAL
BOILER F.
By A. N. FIELDS

The results of the Republican and I
petqasSlsatlc nEjIuaIisSu Wednssdays I.
last last. , Hdiii IRON the present returns
indicate a change of the political his
tory of number of prominent mens7
In the Republican primaries, the Will
liam Hale Thompson faction swept
Cook County and nominated as we'll
the Governor and State Treasurer.
This success was obtained against the
combined influence OF the Daily News
and Tribune and their cohorts OF
utilities and corporations. 1tsappears
from indications that it was "a clear
reflection OF. the peoples allegiance
to Mayor Thompson's views and prin-
ciples of government.
Tribune Has No Political Influence
The last few elections in this city
and county are indicative of the fac
that The Chicago Tribune and Tho
Chicago Daily News are without in
ilueucc as political mentors in theii
own locality. This is largely due Il
the fact that in their desire to destroy
certain public officials they have gon,
beyond the boundaries of truth anc
have made irresponsible statement
i
people as mediums OF ycracity. Thei
activities have reached a point tina
whenever they take the lead in sup
porting a candidate for Office il is
signal for the people to go the othe
way.
Thompson Triumphs
The Mayor not only carried Cool
kt,f I,t- loo Af ~,
ment were accepted by the people o
the State and since the campaign wa
fought out on the grounds of "Thomp
sonism versus Lowdenism,P Thomp
sonism has become the dominan
powerless. This is clear indication
that the people of Illinois sav
planted their faith in the Thompson
idea OF government and believe wit
him that the government should b
run by the people and for the benefi
of the people.
Hoyne Walloped
The primary battle between Mr.
Hoyne and Mr.. Igoc resulted in TIL
defeat of Mac" Mr.. Hoync's fear
1essnesS as prosecutor was admired b.
many but he seemed to have forgottei
that even public officials must hav
some friends and must remember tina
the Office must be conducted for tn
benefit of the people regardless o
race or religion. Chief Justice Rdber
E. Grove, candidate of the Republican
party was nominated for States At
torney by an overwhelming majorit,
and will be elected beyond any doub
in the November election. His recors
as Chief Justice of the Criminal Cour
as it affects us is commendablc il
every respect. He bears the stamI
of painstaking, fearless and impartia
public official The Second Ware
gave the Republican ticket over | .00t
majority. running far ahead of an,
other ward in the city. This wa
largely due to the effective work o
Committeeman Edward H. Wrigh
and his organization.
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-09-25

You can purchase a drink at any
old bar at any old time. at a price
varying from IS to 90 cents. Aftsr
your hat is thrown into the ring. YOU
may secure an excellent quart OF
bottled in bond" for $3.50. The law
knows it. citizens know it. prohibition
lists know il. yet like Ranquo's ghost
ii cannot be downed Ii has power
jul kick for ghost.
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-09-25

MO LONGER is Twenty-seoond
u street and Indiana avenue the
- storm center for local color and
excitement. Every evening Noscy
will be on Thirty-ninth and Indiana
avenue instead. All of the gunner,
thugs and gold-digging vampires can
be seen in this neighborhood filling
the night hours with their maudlin
cries as they climb into taxi cabs,
staggering and reeling under the in
Auencc of cooking whiskey. Nosey
sees all of this and the police secs it,
too. You may sec it il you wish to
on any old night or rather any morn
ing about ono o'clock.
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-09-25

Onclc Eph IhiloSOphiZeS on the
UNCLE EPF Jays that the duties
Of asnewspa pe to reflect the light
= g xsssssss We az d a. and oesSys
cornefs,- TO 'hew I'd me 1ifrq- n, q spr--
cial attention to veracity and truth
and. tosspareyllo individual at the eS-
Epenseg of public morality In short,
public organ should proclaim the
truth to the people in the presence
of the,.k king and to the king in the
presence oil the people. and to each
and all make such statements as can
be verified and supported by facts,
EAll else makes newspaper calam-
slity bowler" and in the end serves no
lgood purpose either for the king or
the people. ag
A newspaper which poses as the
fltering medium OF morality and adj
vice between the people and the king
and betrays the people at the expense
t of the king is unworthy either of the
c confidence of the people or the king
= On the other hand If the same insti
r tuition betrays the king at the expense
o of the people it becomes destructive
Y institution to the detriment OF tho
c people. Thus it is. il a newspaper is
d to hold its place US the beacon lgh
S for civic purity and racial morality
e. striking with force and effect upor
r thosc things which serve TO. deter thu
Il progress OF the race. community o.
= the nation, it must justify its RICH
a to such position by standing as al
II institution unpurcllasa sable and withon
"entangling alliances" either with tn
vice OF the community or those who
sponsor and foster it,
k In order for this to obtain. th'
!, pilot on board the journalistic shit
u must be a man. capable of holding hi
IS rudder with steady hand. steering
y through reefs OF sinister advice AM
} ignorance and guarding his carg'
It safely over the rocks of vicious ant
& immoral influences. He who thu
n commands the ship can i'll afford t,
C lend AN attentive ear to those Gle
II ments which seek TO destroy the NOR
II ality OF the race. If he does lend car
&C he becomes unwittingly an aid of tn
It very influences which he is naiNrall
Isworn to fight as part of the mission
of the fourth estate"
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-09-25
Correction

Mrs. Murray Walker, Columbus, O.,
has been in the city for some time al,
the guest of her sister-in-law, Mrs.
Bulah Jones, 4747 Langley avenue.
Mrs. Jones recently graduated in the
art OF photography. She contemplated
opening up a studio in this city in the
near futures
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-09-25
SIDE LIGHTS OF CAY
new YORK

ing Gum Is displayed al the modest
cost OF $250.000= year. Upon that
bit OF Gotham advertisements Mr..
Nriglcv will realize the comfortable
profit OF $4,000 II occurs to Us that
when a race business can invest a
lair margin OF is profit in an electric
advertisement OH Broadway that thcy
will reach milestone IN economic
progress.
Down in Wall Street a. you driit BY
those awe-inspiring buildings within
whose walls tic money matters OF
America arc transacted. many inter
esting sights arc to be seen. You
will notice Office boys and office girls
gliding swiftly by TO Broad Street.
where nyriads OF Windows arc be-
dccked with men whose fingers are
continually making signs signs
which mark tho changing OF millions
OF dollars OF securities. both good and
bad. from one firrssto another. from
one individual to aeoiher Lunches
are sold by Ycndors who shrek their
wares in loud ard stridcnt voices. but
who do not disturb'ihc perpetual sign
makers. Many Jews were in evidence.
many Greeks, a. fsps-Ghinalnen, and "A
fcs..- laqsp SC llef.sss,,s NegfeTh
however. A great number OF this last
group may be seen purchasing }orms
at different news stands and their
~, ,s 70 's g.. 80 NJ mesai
W as san &c. ~. -. - oo W. =,
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" 90 '''' 'u' II WI eo'ne !" ms '''p
When the evening shadows iall
after the days worl, is done. after
the subway and elevated trains have
carried their precious cargoes to their
Irrespective destination. the big city j.
cnwrappcd in the ebony mass OF night
The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-09-25

iNN \ FAIR evening last week.
II ] Noscy's beard resembled the
~ beard oil the "aninstructcd'
delegates from Mississippi at the last
! Republican convention, SO Nosey dc
cidcd that he would venture into ono
OF the tonsorial perlors. The one Sc
lected had nothing but the fixtures
and manicurist. Nosey naturally
inquired what had happened. The
cute little lady informed him that
Babe Ruth was in town and he
couldn't expect to get shaved until
the "swattcr" had departed.
GONE OF the good gentlemen who
y get their fnoonshne in the dark
~ places ought to remember that
the moon shines some nights. Noscy
saw three OF them passing the bot
tic" in the alley between Calumet and
South Park avenue just as the moon
came out from behind a cloud and
tried to creep up on them to take his
revenue but the same moon made
for Nosey's downfall as the stealthy
ones saw him coming and hurriedly
departed, yet he saw the popular drug
clerks face and wondered if he had
a prescription for that good half pint.
EVERY ONE has their line.
r. Nosey heard a woman asking
why the grocer wanted so much
or his tomatoes when she could get
The. same ones across the street for
f.asIf tie p71ce.D lie green goods man
looked at her and said, "Why, these
are hand-piekedr tomatoes and that is
why they cost more The good
from South Park avenue
said. "Oh, is that so? Well, give
me twice t1e amount that | asked
for" She paid him. Nosey smiled and
munbled something about "one being
born every milutc' and walked on.
.XZOU HAVE noticed the red light
Y in the hall OF that flat building
in the thirty-siX block on the
east side OF Indiana avenue? Well,
Noscy found out that there are only
three nights in the week when they
put on this red light" stuff and on
those nights there are some rcd
headed pale laced" women visit the
place as well as some other kind oil
headed men that are not pale faced.
Noscy tried the place on one OF the
white light nights aud there was no
body home. Then Inc tried ii on the
red" night and no one would let him
in, yet the piano was going. Funny
amt it?