The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-10-31
TERRY O'TO0LE WANTS
TO KNOW ABOUT VOTES
FOR. THE MAN WHEN THE
N AN IS A DEMOCRAT?

"The top av the mornin' to yez
Misther McGonigal, an how do yea
foind our frind. the Honorable Mis-
ther Harding, do be standin on the
league av nashuns by this tonne av
dave" inquired our old friend Ter.
renee OToole as he drifted into tns
office OF the contractor threw his
hat into the corner, deposited hiIn-
self in the easiest chair in the office,
elevated his brogans TO the top OF the
mahogany desk took one OF his
friends choice cigars and spa. copi-
ously into the wastepaper basket.
"Oi have bin afther radein the
daily papurs somewhat ixtinsovely av
late an upon me sowl, Misther Nc
| Gonigal ut kapes me busy thryin'
to Distinguish from wan day till the
mkt, on which sode av the leagues
| fincs the honorable gintleman may
| be found.
First off Oi found him, at the Chi
/ convinton, doin the graceful am
acciptin' the nominashun from the
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more, wild u smoile ay thanks which
included the non partisan, non poll
tical, non isshew platfor-rum, as the
same was adopted afther Sinasor
Lodge had taken Woody Wilson to
clanein in thot beauchuful kay
note wobble spache which starthed
nowehere, stopped nowehere and wint
nowehere.
Mkt Oi fond him stain from
thot front porch thot he was wild
the United States insofar as the dear
colloied brother-the chap what the
iuitherate whoites call naygur'
down in this par-rut-av the country
was concerned and the league av
nations was not concerned, long may
ut waive with Arthicle Tin eliminated
an achequawl roights 10 all
Thin Oi foind him 4 tellin' till the
dear peepu thot the iverlasthin' sal
vashun av the country is toide up
in the adopshun av resolushions
which, livery wan av thin, show thot
Woody has carried the country 10
the iverlasthn' damnashun bow-wows,
To hell wild what We tit for and hivin
bless u pro-German separate peace;
hoch the hyphonated citizenship an
hurrah for Won Bernstein; down wild
the league av nashuns an up wld
the Raypublic av AIixico; hail TO
votes for wimmen an bury John
Barleycorn so dape thot only light
wines an beer may be resurriethed
wild har-rud slider singing the dox-
ulogy an three cheers for Willyum
Jennings (ODBryan, may the eight
anthe amindmnt niver be monkeyed
wild and may the flag for which our
forefathers fit continue TO float over
the land and the say an the Ray
publican institooted association av
nashuns which will be bor-run as
soon as a Republican regime foinds
its habitat at Washington an tur-
runs the rascals out and seats the
par-rthy av the illiphunt pluribus
union we ar-re all creahed free an
achequawl widout distinchun av color,
race or Jim Grow coach laws in OK
lahomy.
"Wurra, wurra. Mac. me boy, Oi
cannot figure out where our frind,
the Sinathor stands today on amy
wan issue. no more than Oi can tell
how the h. Ar-rudmore managed
To iscape the statement av contri-
bushuns as the same was handed out
by Chairman Upton, wild full min
shum av the grazey money which
was contributed from the city aY
Tulsey.
We'll. seein as how you rayfuse,
though your silence 10 give till Ine
on answer as to how you Explain the
siyiral summersaults av the Sina-
thor from ohighey, OH be afther
askin yez II you ar-re goin TO swol-
low your pizen strate, an vote for
Harreld, Berger-vote an all?
NO. don't answer me IL yez don't
want to, Misther McGonigal. but Oi
. know tho, whole ye2 ar-re always
telin' till the Dimmycrats TO vote
for the mon. To he'll wild the PARITY,
/. tho, ut will be a har-rud dose for
yez To swoly. but yea VIII take W.
Nnsihur McGonigal just loike yez
ust TO take the cashthur lie that
your mither God rist her sowl, use
to give TIL yez for the cure ay all
the ailmints to which the human
choilds flesh is air.
"Phwat thot yez ar-re afther tryin'
to say till me, Misther McGonigal'
Phwhats thot yeG ar-re peddhn
= abou always youn for the mon?
Why boy, thot's Just phwat oi was
aiNiu til yea about Oi wuz askin'
= uu yez the QUESTION How ar-re yez
goin TO vote for United states sina-
, thor now thot the mon widout the
Berger-vo.r tccor-vud is ~ be found
In the partly Tor which The founders
b av this govcrnmint 1T. bled an died,
hvin rest the gowles AZ ivery wan
dv thm?
, "'Thot mons in the Raypubllcan
b partly. du yc2 say. Nusther McGoni-
gal' Mae me- boy ye2 know bet
ther than thot hut thin. the doc
p ,h,r loWled yea 10 shake VI well
and swoney NJ whole, So Oi am not
surprised thot ye1 or-re twisiin the
face av ye2 at the very thought ay
81 ut.
Put Mac. me boy. whin yea begin
4, to ,alk av vothu' ior the mon, damn
corner av Broadway and 9 strate,
/ NORTHWEST an give look at thot
biE BULL. Thin don't tEry TO ped
a., amy az u, TO me.
'Weu Mae. me boy? ON be afther
gou' an laN,in yez 10 wor-ruk out
your own destrushun. Nss, ar-rs
married an your ldles an hell-bin1
Tor destrushuu. anyway. So ON
lave yea alone wild your eonshuncs
Arthur telltu tn yez how much oG
admir-re tho, new suit yea ar-re
afther wareiu in,megetly afther Mis-
ther Upton has give out iii the As
auglutaa nV.s. hlv vtaf,,,tyf az the