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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-02-06
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tnf sas aliosnos
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die d. slsa.rsasasn ae sslan uno D. iss
one beam rstss alnmcs. has alruna cn
81 a'sr - pussle sv'uilsis.,'ar la yrTasa.
da, sir l.. ahriaa, i',n gnr De- h,~ho r's.
psi" a silos
Son dr nn egs.smo casi brutal Sn
s-orass; ~ ha sgldurrcislo. Ia vida del
semiimi,4to les - dr~,~snociia. Ia ro-
ia DE- "a avaricia hacp dc rilus ~rnas
lniiiilcs. Las mas nol,lrs a>l,.rg4ri"les
hunams, les Iarsen ridiculas no
puesleil. l,or clio ,-lniar con Su suuciir-
80. IL vida. para eilos. Sc Va coucen-
irando cada vez mas ga Il IA, ni1n dc
orc. qua. fllerza de privaci"nrs 81 Si
increililes. han lograao rcunir.
Sin embargo sou muy mTmcros0s
los que pienSan que en- cl furar aho-
Trativa dc es0S hombres cSia Ia base
del biencstar social. 40 cnticndO. a
peSar dc t0lo. que el niimero dc los
esclavoS del centavO-qIe no de; on ser
confunGidOs. en manersI alSuna con los
que no son derrOchadOreS, sinO ,Iue ahO
rran dc manera natural. 10 Que les
sObra. 81 les sObra alg0. deSpIGS de
atendcr ampliamente a sus ncceSidades
de tolc orden-son enfer1noS cXl,GlOrdi-
nariamCnte perjudiCableS ii las nacio.
hes.
ImagInpSe una ciutlad hahituda por
eSOS hOmbreS. que no cOncn nj viven
c0modamente. pudi6ndOio harer, pOr
aumentar Sus aEOrroS. pOr reunir mas
dinero. q. apenaS cOnW'en los cncantoS
inetabl"S del amor. que SO eSpantan an
te la p,Sibilidad de ser padres. por el
cOSt0 que les OcasiOnaria. Scrfa una ciu
dad ordclada, On la que ahnndaSe el
dinero. pero en la que la vida scrfa
de una iosquetiad :nSoporlable. FL eau
del mas fructiferO es el de la inteligen
ella. ei de las sllaycS V amabIcS ener-
| g1as de los que Sc ven OhligadoS au-
mentar Su valOr como unidadei pro
! iductoras para pOder atender i la SUI
!prema necesidad de vivir de Ia meiOr
manerd. Ese hOmbre de Boston que
tcOrrfa alrededor de una estaci0n, pa.
Ia que los carteristas no lie robasen Sus
ahorros, no puede eontribuir Il, las ri.
Equezas, las proSperidades, al bienes-
tar, al prestigio de la comunidad a. que
tpertene2ca en- su igual proportion. que
tquien, viviendo al dfa, sin dil4pidar
por la conviction de que la vida dcbe
ser vivida con comodidad, Sc siente
aguijonCado de continue por IA nece-
sidad de crear. de aumentar SUI yalor
productive, para que sus ingresos au-
menten tan rapidamente como sus gas
tos.
ATTACHE.
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El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-02-06
Para dormir al frescs
LA CAFETERIA.
ian Justn 6. San Juan. P. z.

QUININA QUE NO AFEcTA LA.
CABEZA. LAXATIVE BROMO QUI-
NINA es mas eficaz en- todos los ca
SOS en- que sc necesite telnar Quini-
na, no causando zumbidos de oidos.
Contra Resfriados, La Grippe, In
fiuenza. Paludismo Fiebres. La
irma de E. w. GROVE viene con ca-
da caiita.
Advt.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
A Dangerous Subject
That Is What Arnold Bennett Says He Begins Series
of Articles on "Women''

II would give much" said famous surgeon, "for the
privilege of dissecting myself
We all have curiosity about ourselves Except that we
afraid that the opinion might be unavorabe we would
each like to know what the other person thinks of u.s.
Of women, this is perhaps true than of men, and
II this surmise be fact in general will welcome the
announcement that class separate part of human
ity genus by ITSELF they about to be dissected
Xyed analysed and resolved into their essential elements
by of the famous students of character
Arnold BENEFITS genius with the pen makes whatever
he writes Of compelling interest But when he takes for
subject that which he calls the most dangerous any
could choose curiosity becomes dominant.
In the January number Of Harpers Bazaar this great
English writer begins series Of six articles women The
separate chapters will be titled "The Perls of Writing
About Women" "The Change in Love-" "The Abolition
of Slavery women Charmers," care Men Superior to
Women?" "Salary- Earning Girls"
"Men do not understand women women men /" saws
Mr. Bennett in his initial article. eff and women were
wake morning in perfect mutual comprehension he
continues con that day the would shine in vain the
globe would put up its shutters and the sublime adventures
would be over"
To find Of the type Of this English novelist essay
s and thinker devotng their literary genius to the discus
sion of woman and find those discussions in the pages
what recognized to be the greatest fashion magazine
che country is evidence that the American woman even
she demands the supreme authority in the matter of her
dress wishes also to cohe her mind with the latest ideas
Of iose who think along lines of originality and intelligence
The Washington times., 1920-01-08

can no longer even hope for A,
would you advise me. to accept B?
FAITH.
Yours is a difficult position.
Some women would prefer to 90
through life single and remain true
to an ideal. The sane, sensible
thing to do, Of course Gf one is so
constituted that one can do the
sane, sensible thing), is to charge
A up to profit and loss and attempt
to be interested in someone else.
His marriage seems to render him
lost to you, and you ought TO try
sincerely to forget him. Perhaps
il you put the first man out of
your thoughts deliberately you will
find yourself becoming more fond
Of b, and II not of B, then later of
some other man. A loveless, un-
companioned life is not TO be
sought after IL the old wound can
In any way be healed, which with
youth and good spirits, ought to be
possible.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
What's Doing; Where; When

Massaohusetts avenue northwest, $3.50 p. m.
Dinner--Ad Club Of Washington. Rausch-
er's restaurant, 3 p. m.
Election ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Associa-
tion. Pythian Temple, 1912 Ninth street
northwest, 9 p. m.
Dance-Chicaso Club OF Washington
Lodge, No, I, n. p. o. Elks,, club house,
s1e III street northwest, o p. m.
MeetinE-Junior League of Washington,
olubrooms, 4o7 Seventh street northwest.
d. m.
Meeting--wsshinrton Chemical Society,
Cosmos Club, y. m.
Tomorrow.
Meeting Brightwood citisens' Assooi-
alton, Brishtwood school building, 9 y. m.
MeetinG-Pastors Federation, parish
house, Church Of the Epiphany, 4 D. m.
Meetlng-J. r. West School Parent
Teachers Association. West School. Four
teenth and Fsrrasut streets northwest, AL .
.. m.
,ngle Recreation Center, Twentieth and n
treets northwest, .. IN.
Dancs-Community Service Club, No. q.
~ Tenth street northwest. r!2e p. m
Ic. skstins-Tidsi Bathing Beach. Q q
n. to 10 y. m.
Ne.tinr-wsshlngtos eaf~sv rir., Az
so<tatca. pub0n 01paSy. . -
The Washington times., 1920-01-08

Mrs Who Offered omeiest Woman London
Copyrigh by In tiona
theatrical manager in London recently advertised for
the homelest in that great city He got great
number Of answers.
An American manager advertised for bow-legged
to take part in play and did not receive single
application although he said that the fashion of short skirts
revealed thousands gifted by nature to fulfill all his require
ments
We print above the photograph of Mrs. nnes, who
one of the prize winners in the homely'' contest.
1t is interesting analyze this face What is it that
makes seem so homey? How would you change it to
make it beautiful?
The only really repusive is the who seeks
to improve her beauty by daubng her face with rouge and
powder marking her eyebrows with pencil and carmn
ing her lips with stick of cosmetic When she tops this
off with beached dyed hair arranged after style that
would Shame aborigne, she has reached the of
unattractiveness
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:

Having been a constant reader Of
your correspondents in The Times
and noticing one letter in particu-
lar entitled Leap Year Girlie," I
am now writing to ask you to
publish this letter. as 1t will most
likely beneft Leap Year Grille"
and myself.
am a young man twenty-five,
a blond and for the past year or so
have been attracted by a little girl
who lives in my neighborhood, who
continuously stares at me every
time we happen to meet. Now, taxi
liz Il for granted that Il Is the same
girl that has written to you plead
ing for an Introduction, I am asking
you through your columns to state
that this young man has a sister
who, most likely, will be much cas-
ier to meet and will bring. us two
together and will make things more
pleasant for both Of us. as I would
like very much to meet the young
lady. A BLOND.
or course, one quick way to set
tie whether either OF these young
men is the one Leap Year Girlie"
means would be to have him wear
some distinguishing thing. He
might, like the oid-fashioned man,
wear a white carnation or a red
necktie. Or. leap Year Girlie"
might wear a red rose or a blue
scarf 80 that the next time they
meet they will both know whether
they are st" or noti
I DO hope thsy Will let me know
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
A Liar Is Worse
Than a Thief.

DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
1 am a constant reader OF your
column and now find that I need
your help myself.
I am in love with a girl about my
age and she says she loves me. She
has told me many things that were
not true. Sometimes she even
swears to these untruths.
Is 1t possible that she can really
and truly love me and lie to me
like she does? SEC.
The important thing to con-
slider is not whether she really and
truly loves you or not, but the
fact that she is untruthful. sup
pose no one in the world is abso-
lutely, simon-pure truthful on
every subject, but a person must
be honest about the fundamental
things of life, or they are not
worth while as companons in any
way. The society woman has her
polite lie of being mot at home"
That is perfectly all right because
il we cannot retreat in our own
homes, where in the name of
heaven can we find seclusion or
solitude? There are other false
hoods of the same type about
which we must be somewhat
charitable, but II is like pouring
water in sieve to pour ones
love and hopes out upon one who
Is dishonest and deceitful. A liar
is really much worse than a thief,
because sooner or later the things
stolen point the way TO the culprit,
but a liar can do all sorts and
kinds Of damage over a very long
period without being discovered,
and Is therefore the more danger
Gus person 10 have around
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
Today.


NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Society, Wilson Nor
NAL School, Eleventh and Harvard streets
northwest, p. m
Ice skstinG-Tidsl Bathing Beach, . -
m. to 10 p. m.
Meeting-Cathed hedrsl Heights Citizens
Association, st. Adams Parish Hall, y. m.
Supper Dance-Cslifornia state Associs-
tion, Raleigh Hotel, Eleventh and Penn
sylvania avenue northwest, Q p. m,
Children's Day-Young Men Hebrew As
ISOLATION, y. NJ II. A. headquarters, Elev-
enth and Pennsyivanis avenue northwest.
: D. m.
bsnce-community Service Club, No. 4,
els Tenth street northwest, s p. m.
Dsnce-Under direction Community Ser.
vice, Washington Barracks, .. m.
Dance--Under direction Community Ser
vice, hostess house. ousntico, Va. 7;ls D.
m.
Dsnce--Bius Triangle Reorestion Center
rwentietb and n streets northwest . y, m
Meetint-Dent Mothers Club, Dent
School. Second street and South Carolina
avenue southeast, s;9o y. m.
MeetlnG-Kit Carson Post No. 2, Depart.
rent OF the Potomac, q. A. r., q. A. X
Hall. iti3 Pennsyivsnia avenue northwest
supp~p-pslia rss DeIts Yr~ssv~itx. is,,
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
Answers to Correspondents

tA) with whom I fell In love. I
think he thought a great deal OF
mo, too, until we had a quarrel
Then he met another girl and mar
ricd her-for spite, i suppose. l
still love him. and always will.
Now. there Is another fellow OBJ,
whom i knew before I met A, but
whose friendship I gave up for A.
When b. who had been overseas,
returned he came Immediately to
see me. OF course, l was glad to
soc him, and we are still friends, al
though he never gets serious. 1
know b cares for me. and since 1
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
Once-Overs
Copyright. 1919, International Feature Sc rvice Inc
DON'T HARP ON MISFORTUNES.
BY ]. ]. MUNDY.

Don't tender paronzngly
who is crippled who a defect OF kind
Your
Treat the
Be light happy with other folk
II solctous remind anlcon he
forget
However and be constantly
ing something difficult adding Oh
t a il will you
This positively cruel for emphasize the
trinity.
sympathy in this world and
OF helpful action and kind thoughtuness.
impossible detect that
NJ welcome is assured.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
'Tis Pretty Tough, Isn't 1T

That's a great idea for us to go
over to Germany and whip them at
heavy cost; then soothe them with
our mellow old whiskey at 81 per
gallon, while our own Liberty bond
buyers, veterans and patriots have
TO pay $50 and $50 per gallon for
poison that kills, blinds and Grip
lee A WET
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
silly Things at the Movies.

How about the movie pests1
How about the bird who sits next
10 YOU in the movies and helps
the orchestra by whistling or
humming?
why not slam the guy who sits
hack of you and coughs down
your back every minute or twof
There are lots OF these pests.
Let's educate them now. FAN.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
Goodwin On Street Railways.

/ Just drop you this, Bill, TO
saw that when the w. r. and
E. gets the 7-cent fare and z
cent transfers its next move
will no doubt be for a 10-cent
fare.
Congress, as you say, can
give Washington a scent fare
by taking over tho two lines
and running them as one.
EARL GOODWIN.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
- CORRESPONDENTS to this
column must write on one
~ side of paper only.

II never rains but 1t pours, and
already two young men have writ
ten in. saying they think they are
the man Leap Year Grille" wants
to meet OF course both these
young men cannot be the right
one. The question is which. one
IS the right one? The two letters
follow:
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
Is This the
Right Mani
DEAR MISS FAIRI

DEAR MISS FAlhfA-A.
Have seen in your column OF
Tuesdays paper a letter by a young
lady very much in distress. She
would like very much to meet a
certain young man she passes a
good deal on the street, who is OF
the same description as / am in
every way, as given by her: Blond,
very good looking, appears to be
a gentleman, has a defect which
makes me a little lame, not mar
ried, does not go with any girls,
quite independent reserved, and
lonesome. Now, IL this young lady
is Interested, and sees this and will
publish answer of "when" and
"where" she sees this young man, I
will find a way that we can meet
each other II I am tho "one."
X-JACK.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
Smile and Sing rs You Wash.

Mrs. AUBYNE E. UMHoLTz. 62A
Lamont street, tells the girls to sins
and smile their way through dish
washing. Here's a verse OF her
song.
p.op nm IN. dishes in the old dish pan,
And smile, smile, smile;
Put in the water and the nice soap
DO them up in finest style.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08

il they really do discover each
other. In the meantime, leap
Year Grille" might send in further
details about herself and where she
sees this young man.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08

MY DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
Having noticed the splendid ad-
vice you have given to so many
girls who have been so unfortunate
In their love affairs as I have, I de-
cided that I, too, would ask your
advice about mine.
About a year ago ] met a fellow
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
Initiating Doc Beeler.

You observe that the list of spea !,cT"
at the jackson Dey dinners tonight fs1
been Staggered" = j. u. =.
l suppose they got this from DOC
BEELER'S scheme of staggered
work hours to relieve the street
railways? The patient must be in
a bad way if Doc Beeler's plans are
being patterned after.
How about good-looking cops!
Eh?
There is a young one at No. s
by the name of H. r. Carroll. He
is handsome, neat, and, best Of al,
the most courteous officer in this
mans town.
Miss MARGARET THOMPSON.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08

Justice GOULD and many others
in his court expressed their pleasure
over WILLIAM e. LEAHY'S return
to his law practice after a serious
illness.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08

IL Is not the actor but the act
or deed which is applauded. A
william is never applauded. Then
there are times when one must
give expression to ones feelings.
WHY not applsud7 Mr.. Brown Is
wrong. (Miss) L. RIDER
Central High School.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
HEARD Al D S E E 4

found and mailed letter drop
ped on Florida avenue. between
First and North Capitol streets.
ETHEL e. WAKEFIELD.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
Some Little Things Bearing Upon
Underpaid Government Employees
BY BILL PRICE.

Occasional Congressional castigation of the Congres
sona Recassi6caon Commission for limiting at the
possibility that Federal and District employees underpad
will not deter that commission from giving cold startling
and ncontrovebe facts and figures to Congress within
the next few months
The mental processes through which any statesman or
other variety of mankind arrives at the conclusion that
there "are comparatively few underpad Government
ipoyes" impenetrabe No commission has been
to establish the fact that thousands Of
and watchmen working for $50 $780, $40 per month"; clerks
and others at from $40 $780, shamefuly underpaid
when the small bonus Of $240 per year added Con
gressonal committees every hearing realize the paltr
of it. great and powerful nation unhesitatngy
spending millions for whatever it DESIRES sympathizing
with humanity's and abroad with deliberate
nggardness appropraes money for salaries upon which
American men and women cannot possibly live in comfort
or decency!
Agencies Of the Government in possession of actual fig
ures have reported that single barely
get through year something like 1850 And the
Government knowingly pays much less to with wives
and children and others with dependents
Is it the propaganda of the Redistribution Commis
sion that is responsible for discomfort among Government
workers. is it the deporaby small salaries paid, the
apparent hopelessness of better conditions in the Govern
ment servicei
RINGGOLD HART, prosecutor for the District in the
Police Court recently promoted from the luxurious
salary 6f per year 900 assistant corporation
counsel his last year in the Police Court he made out
and handled prosecutions against $4,000 persons hailed
before that court His average pay for the work was II
cents per case!
mttees that in Office of the District building twenty
clerks who have for years been paid less than $50
month"; and nineteen of the number work at night in thea
ters as ushers for sufficient money to live on!
This advertisement appeared in Washington paper
Il few days ago
..Ivs TssTHDHs'.:s''s 4as W.:s's.sss sss'' %sa
sssaaS.l ssSn srss:.Sa,,:s ssssSa iose
address OF ad-
folow)
The man who inserted the advertisement knew condl
tons in Washington. Thousands of Government clerks
seek outside work to supplement scant salaries The work
offered in this advertisement would require young men to
get up at $50 each morning and deliver papers until O
for 81 or S. per week No dscredt to the doing it.
but pointer to Congress that everybody knows the truth
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
NED MCLEAN bought two Chinese
geese at the Poultry Show.

The Times does so many, many
things to help people in all walks
OF life. will you give me informa-
ton in regard to living wages
for women employed In hotels,
restaurants, clubs, etc2
AN INTERESTED READER
The Minimum Wage Board has uls
question up FOR consideration now.
but the conference has not yet rec
ommended minimum wager for yo-
men workers in these f'slds.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08

J.J. MAINS says he's going to pc
tition the Commissioners that the In
sides of milk wagons be padded. He
says that the noise on Wisconsin
avenue robs him Of his beauty sleep.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
Css MARGARET THOMPSON.
BaIlston, Oh Ballston!

Everybody knows where Ballston
is. 1t has 1t all over Clarendon, I1l
say. Want any facts about our
town?
BALLsrONTTE
The Washington times., 1920-01-08

HUCK GEMMELL says that he
bought $40 worth of car tickets when
the w. r. and r. made their kick
on the fare business. He believes
in preparedness!
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
NEIGHBORHOOD NEWS
A In BACK Home

HUBERT SMYSER says that some
durn fool broke into his garage with
a can opener and borrowed his
fiivver. They found the animal
down in Potomac Park with its
tummy empty Of gas.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08

WILL HAYCOCK, the new Assis-
tant City Postmaster deserved all
those flowers sent him BY the "OlA
Guard" of the Postoffice.
The Washington times., 1920-01-08

BALSTONTTE
The Washington times., 1920-01-08
Beatrice Writes the Problems and Pitfalls Workers Here
Especially For Washington Women

can no longer even hope for A,
would you advise me. to accept b?
FAITH.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1920-05-27
Items From Beulah.

Beulah, May 24.-Mr. and Mrs. S.
A. Burch Of Florence spent Saturday
and Sunday with Mrs. Burch's par
ents, Mr.. and Mrs. Tom Dukes, Of
Cedar Swamp.
Mrs. Emma Fluitt of Columbia re-
turned home after spending some time
with relatives and friends at Kings
tree and Beulah.
Mr.. D. NJ. Lesesne of Kingstree was
a visitor Sunday afternoon in our
community.
Edna Thompson has returned home
after spending a week with her aunts
in Florence.
Mrs. S. L. Thompson has gone to
Florence to spend while with her
sister, Mrs. Maggie Burch.
Since the rain of last week and the
weather has turned warmer, the crops
are looking better.
s. L. T.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1920-05-27
WOMEN AT so LOOK Is AND RE-
TAIN THE CHARM OF YOUTH

Atlanta, Ga, says that women can
improve their youthful charm and
beauty 1000 in a few days by simply
applying little Cocotone Face Pow
der two or three times day. 1t adds
to the skin a natural velvety softness
that radiates youth and beauty, so
fine, so refreshing and daintily per-
fumed with a most exquisite French
odor that it is sure to please you.
If your dealer will not supply you send
Csc to the Cocotone Co., Atlanta, Ca,
for large box.
For sale by Peoples Mercantile Co.,
Kingstree, S. c., C.. E. Moseley, Sal
tree, S. C.-Advertisement.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1920-05-27
POLITICAL.
FOR CORONER

tereby announce myself a candl-
date for the office of Coroner Of Will
iamsburg county, pledging myself to
abide by the rules of the Democratic
primary. If elected | will devote my
entire time to the office.
]. P. GIBBONS.
Pledging myself to abide hX the
rules of the Democratic party, I here
by announce myself candidate for
the office of Coroner of Williamsburg
County.
NJ. B. MITCHUM.
hereby announce myself for re-
election to the office of coroner, sub
ject to the. rules of the democratic
party. H. ]. BROWN.
The county record. [volume] (Kingstree, S.C.) 1885-1975, 1920-05-27

FOR SUPERINTENDENT OF EDU-
CATION.
Subject to the rules of the Demo
cratic party, I hereby announce my
self a candidate for the office of sup
erintendent of education of Williams
burg county.
NJ. F. MONTGOMERY.
l hereby announce myself candi-
date for appointment to the office OF
County Superintendent of' Education
subject to the rules Of the Democratic
primary.
C. w. STUCKEY. !