The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-03
Little Benny's Note Bool

Last week my sister G1addis bawt a Weejy board, and every time MT. Par'klnS comes to see her they set on the sofer in the. parler and ask the Weejy board questions, and last mite got the hammer out of pops tool chest and went in the parler and crawled under the sofer with it, and pritty soon MT. Parkins came and him and Gladdis sat on the sofer without eny ideer who was underneath it and started to ask the Weejy board ques- tiona, MT. Parkins saying, Suppose we try to get in communication with a spirit tonite. Miss Potts. o MT. Parkins, I'm afraid. sed Glad dis, and MT. Parkins sed, I'm not. Weejy, is there eny spirit that wants to communicate with us? o look, look, it's pointing to Yes, sed Gladdis, and MT. Parkins sed, Who is it, Weejy, wats the spirits name? O, it's spelling sumthing, Smith, it spelled Smith, sed Gladdis. Are you there, Smith? sed MT. Par kins Wich jest then I hit the floor , with the hammer times. o, wat was that, o my goodniss, I'm frightened, sed Gladdis.
 Did you heer it too, hevvine, that was queer, wasent it? sed MT. Par kins, and G1addis sed, Lets stop, I don't like spirits, o deer. Wich jest then I hooked 3 more times and made my voice mysterious as enything, saying, Let me in, wunt to come in.
 O, yelled Gladdis loud enything. That voice, sed MT. Parkins, meen- ing he reckonized it, and he looked i under the sofer and then started to reetcT1 under and I quick crawled out and ran out of the room and Gladdis got mad at MT. Parkins on account of hi ,1yi,, h4 t01d tn 6o I e-1, wouldent bleeve him wen he sed he dident, and she ~+iII wasent b1eeving him wen I got tired of 1issenir-- and went out to see if tr-~-, was enything doing.
 C1enHniss is next to Godliniss. being the nane reason wy people take baths weath CT they need them espeshil1y or not. Some people think one bath week is plenty, vile others take a bath every morning and still don't look sat- | isfied. This proves the more people 1 get the more they wunt. Wat fun it is to splash erround
 In a tub half full of wattir! But beware of the effeckS on the bath room floor
 If you splash more than you awter!
 The ony things necessary for a good bath is soap, wattir, towels, and a lock on the bathroom door. If the
 soap floats it is a grate satisfaction
 not to half to feel for it wen you drop it in the wattir, but wen it falls, out
 on the floor it don't make eny diffrents weather it floats not, you half to
 put one leg out after it jest the same.
 If you are forced to take bath
 But the thawt strikes you with pane,
 Jest close you eyes in a shower bath
 And imagine you're out in the rane.
 Satidday mite is considered the best
 time to take a bath, proberly on ac-
 count of the next day tbeing Sundey
 and you don't half to get up erly in
 case it has a. bad effeek. If there are
 sevrel people in the family some of
 them prefer to take their bath Sundey
 morning insted of losing sleep by
 waiting on Satidday mite.
 A hot bath is one of the most com
 fortaI1e sensations there is, and it
 would be easy to go to sleep in one, but anybody that led to go to sleep
 in a cold bath wouldent be considered
 sensible, to say the least