The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-06-24
WHAT rnE-WHAf DO We CAnzt

WHAT TME-WUAT 20 NE VAA6
fnr !. NcGray. dean Of Moody Bible insti-
tute. says Satan IL the control OF ~ spirit
ualist madiums).
I1ad declared that Satan was I'll TO blame
flor the ouita boards and the spirit stun.
Thjnks I. sThat's treating Sir Ollie rough
Ana knocks our old friend. Conan Doyle. -
WELL
Then says to myself, It'll 50 to hell
And hear what the devil himself VIII Say
e over the spirits he holds full sway.
sdonned my gas mask and asbestos suit,
Consulted . road map and found the route.
Cranked the old fivver, then sped through
town,
Hit the road to hell and went coasting down.
Old Liz dashed along with . dazzling speed
While gripped the wheel and gave little heed
To the scenery-for twas one blurred mass
But stuck to my seat and gave her the gas.
The old spaedometer had long since broke
And the whole burned car had commenced to
smoke
When, just as rounded the Hairpin Turn
And scented my tires beginning to burn,
heard sudden, belligerent shout
And slowed down to see what twas all about.
"Ye're pinched r. speedin'." came an angry
stopped her and sighed: We'll. this sure IS
hell"
And then aw0ke But believe me, DO,
haven't the slightest desire to know
Whether the devil or one Of his imps
Controls the mediums who fool the simpa
There isn't chance that again I'll pick
For purpose Of interview on Old Nick
Got az close to him as i want, old top.
when dreamed was pinched by his burned
|. speed cop.
"HEATHENS and inidels," exclaims DR..
Cortland Myers. before Baptist convention
| in Buffalo "sat in the council" that drew up
the Versailles treaty, 'the most atheistic and
lfafidel document ever written" Cam yourself,
Doc; cam yourself. Don't you realize your
knocking the greatest human document ever
written?
| Considerable Roommate"
(From the Washington Times).
GENTLEMAN about IS as roommate
for large cool front room, 8 windows and
running water. Inquire about $50 p.
M. End floor front, 20 Grant place;
reasonable
Washington Cd. c. write such peculiarly
worded want ads. Perhaps this is one of the
reasons why they are denied the right Of
suffrage.
| WHAT'S in a name. indeed! The Peoris
Journal speaks of '1nen who knew 6eneral
Good and Governor Lowden," while We learI
from the Monmouth Atlas that William Coop
er Butler, who directed Major Leonard Woods
campaign :. s. received telegram Of apol-
iogy from Nicholas Murray Butler -
| Convention Be Hanged!
| (From the Sioux City JournaD.
| Miss Sadie Whitney of Rock Rapids,
Iowa, is the guest for several days Of
Glenn Mishler in the George E. Patrick
/ home.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. father and foul
children. 726 Russell street.-Vancouyer {B
c. Colonist
Well, that ought to form the nucleus Of
family, at least.
1t Grew and Bloomed to Perfect Flow'r
And Then-Alas! Sweet Love Turned Sauer
(From the Freeport Journal-Standard)
The marriage Of Ethel Love to Ed
win Saner will take place at z o'clock
tomorrow morning at st. Mary's church.
Il LIKED your Lines To Well Love,
Lady" kind friend told US yesterday ;"
liked them so we'll, in fact that was almos
sorry they ended as they did" Well, for tina
matter, when we remarked the upturned NOS
Of our Hearts Desire as she read the last lin
of those classic stanzas we've were "almos
sorry" too.
"'BONE DRY OPPOSITION Is CROWN,
Almost Certainty Beer Plank Fight WI
Reach Convention Floor"
YOU tell 'em, Grape Juice; WE'VE got n
kick! R E. NC.