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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
MEN HAVE RULED THE
WORLD AND MADE MESS
OF 1T; LET WOMEN TRY

tss MORNING JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASED wrREl
New York, March IA letter
from Representative Joe II. Eagle
of Texas, declaring "women's chief
work should be making one good
man a good wife and properly rear
ing family of Children caused a
mild sensation yesterday at a
luncheon of the Womens Chamber
of Commerce, a national organiza-
tian of professional and business
women. The letter was the only
adverse reply" it was said, re-
eeived from more than a score OF
governors and public Officials in
the country to a request to give the
organization all aid possible.
mir. Eagle seems to have forgot
ten that men have ruled the world
ever since the name of Adam, and
we know the terrible mess they
have made of it," Mrs. Katherine
Clemmons Gould, founder of the
| organization, told the gathering OF
several hundred women 1--WE are,
some of us. denied the privilege of
| being able to find or marry that
good man, and we must not count
on them any longer, but we must
get right down to business along
| side the men,
The Women's Chamber of Com
merce, 1t was announced, has been
organized IN twentg-nine states. and
plans are under way to establish
branches in South America and Eu-
rope.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
GOVERNM TROOPS
MADE NO RESISTANCE
tsr MORNING lousSAr SPECIAL LEASED wREl

tBY MORNING JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASED "lRsl
London, March IA descrip-
ton of the scene enacted during
the early stages of the German out
break is contained in a MESA &c
from Berlin to the Weekly Dis
patch. 1t says:
"Noske was driving about the
city all night in an open car. TWO
English officers who saw him IN
the Potsdamer Platz about l a, m.
say he looked confident.
when al $50 p. m, q grey col
umn of steel helmeted men APP
peared marching toward the heart
of Berlin through the Tiergarteh'
the police and government troops
at the Brandenburg gate began to
shift uneasily from one foot 10 the
other. Nearer and nearer came
the slowly moving forces of the
revolutionaires with bands playing,
In front of the advancing column
was motor car containing Dr.
Kapp, whom the revolutionaires
had chosen to be preWier of the
government they hoped to estab-
hsh: General Won LuettwitZ and
others.
mot a shot was fired and the
government garrison withdrew be-
fore the force entered the heart of
the city.
when the ministry received
word from the Brandenburg gate
that their garrison, on whom they
believed they could rely until the
last moment, had gone over to the
revolutionaires the members left
the capital in motor cars"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
TWO MEN ARE DROWNED
WHEN STEAMER SINKS

IsY MORNING JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASED WIRE
San Francisco, Calf, March IA.
Two men drowned when the
steamer TUNA, 1872 tons, bound
from San Francisco to lTmpqua,
Ore, sunk at 1890 o'clock last
night off Point Reyes, thirty miles
north of here. the marine depart
ment of the San Francisco cham
Ter of commerce announced today.
Fourteen others from the vessel
were picked up by the Associated
Oil company's tanker, W. S. Por-
ter, and brought to SAN Francisco.
Captain Westerdahl was in
charge of the TUNA, a steel screw
converted yacht, built in Glasgow
ard acquired several years ago by
the Booth Fishing company, it was
said here. 1t is registered from
Los Angeles, A. X. Mcclure owner.
One of the two men drowned
was George Orion, fireman, Aber-
deem, Wash
Captain Westerdahl said the
Itunas seams opened from the
huffeting of the gale and went
down within a few minutes after
she began taking water. The sur
lvivors barely had time to take to
the boats.
The TUNA cleared from here
Saturday afternoon for the fishing
grounds in the northwestern Pa
IcIfic.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
NEW CHANCELLOR OF
GERMANY u. S. BORN

tbf MORNING JOURNAL SPECIAL LeAsEp WlHtl
Berlin, March 14.--Wolfgang
Kapp. the new chancellor, is a
son of Friedrich Kapp, a veteran
of the revolution of lS4S and well
known in the United States Where
he had later migrated. Wolfgans
Kapp was born in rhe United
States and lived there until his
twelfth year. He went to Germany
in the seventies and had occupied
various public offices and Prus-
sian ministry posts.
Herr Kapp was one of last
years most active Germans
and with Admiral Won Tirpitz was
founde. of the fatherland party,
He was the author of secret
memorial against DIR. Won Beth
mann II ollweg, who was deposed
during a session of the old rech-
stag.
Major General Baron Won Luett-
WITT is a soldier of the old school
He was in charge of the first regi-
lnent in Berlin during the early
revolutionary days when he came
10 the rescue of the new govern
ment with troops which ultimately
succeeded in putting down Spafti'
can uprisings.
Won LuettwitZ also has been ar
outspoken and fearless critic q
the regime now oyerthroWn ant
il is said that Minister of Defense
Noske forced him from the IN
fluential position which he held
---@-~------------
The process of crushing the seeds
of various plants for the purpose
4 of extracting the oils has beer
/ known and employed in Japan TO
centuries.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
MONTANA RESIDENTS
TO DIVERT WATER FOR
IRRIGATION PURPOSES


Livingston, Mont, March lin
order to retain. for purposes of ir-
rigating between 100000 and
3 100000 acres of land in south
eastern Montana. water from yell
loWstone lake which now finds its
way eventually to the Atlantic
ocean by way of the Mississippi
river and the Gulf Of Mexico, Mon
tana residents are engaged in an
effort TO prevent its diversion
through the continental divide to
The Pacific
An attempt to divert the waters
Of Yellowstone lake to the Snake
rner, taking them through the
divide which determines the flow
on the great watershed in the yell
loWstoile national park, was PLAN
ned by Idaho interests after engi-
le crs had conceived daring pro-
icct 10 tunnel the divide and carry
the Yellowstone water from its
y G00-feet elevation into Shosh0ne
lake for irrigation purposes, and
then permit it to follow the nat
ural course through the Snake
river and the Columbia to the Pa
cific,
Montana residents now are or
Aani2ing a gigantic irrigation pro-
ject which would place water on
millions of acres in the 500-mile
valley of the Yellowstone river and
control the destructive spring
floods Of the areatas well.
Headquarters for the Montana
projects have been established at
this city, where the Yellowstone
river comes out of the mountains
and enters the great plain which
would be irrigated by the stored
water. Articles of incorporation
have been filed and the directors
have started a campaign to raise
100000 for preliminary work re-
quired before the construction OF
d dam at the point where the Vel
/ loWstOne river leaves the lake can
ibc undertaken.
Besides constructing q dam al
an expenditure Of about $500, 00e
20 store a, million acre-feet Of FLOOD
waters, the corporation plans tC
| apportion the water in the Vel
llowslone river, organize irrigation
fdistricts aud construct canals
which will irrigate between 1000,
! GEO and 100000 acres Of land il
ten Montana counties.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
INCREASE I'M MOTOR
TOURISTS EXPECTED

10y NoRNtE . JOURNAL EPEcthL LEASED WHEEL
Spokane, Wash. March Ia
Twice as many motorists rs traV-
elnd over the National Parks high
Way, or at least 200 miles Of it's
length from Chicago to Crater
Lake national park, in southern
Oregon, last season, are expected
to make automobile trips over it
during next summer. said q state
ment today from Frank w. Gull
bort, executive secretary of the
National Parks Highway associa-
Itiop
Last year, the association esti-
mated 20. 600 automobiles. with
Ian average of three persons to the
machine, travcrsed the highway
flor at least 1000 miles. Plans for
tncEt season contemplate a travel
of 10000 to $1,000 machines, or
about 10000 tourists, ....
| Publicity plans of the associa-
ton for next season include the
employment of a travelling secre-
tary. to lecture in eastern COM
rlnities; preparation Of articles
for magazines and other publica-
tons requesting them; circulation
of descriptive maps and booklets,
land personal correspondence with
prospective tourists. Some 10000
Inquiries already have been re-
IctiVed by mail regarding the high
way, it is declared, and hundreds
Imore have made personal inquiry
let the office of the secretary here,
! Marking of the highway, com
lpleted throughout its entire length
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
z GOVERNMENTS ARE
MATCHING FORCES
TO GET SUPREMACY
Continued From Page IL

have only d two-man cabinet, or
directorate, composed of DR.. Wolf
gang Kapp and Major General
Baron Won Luettwitz.
Minister of Transportation Oeser
has informed Kapp that the rail-
way employees of Prussia objected
to cabinet in which Kapp and
Won Jagow are represented, and
that il they remained in office the
entire railway forces would strike,
The general strike is spreading
all over Germany. 1t was effective
in Berlin today. All the cafes were
closed.
The socialist cabinet at Munich
has retired and a bourgeoise cabi-
net is being formed --.
The censorship has been re-
r1oved as a result of representa-
tions of the foreign correspondents,
who called on Kapp. ...
General Ludendorff, former
auartermaster, was a caller at the
chancellor's office today.
Conservatives and nation liberals
have promised to support Kapp.
provided he appoints experts as
ministers and issues writs for new
elections within sixty days.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
AlBuauerque MORNING Journal M9aaay, areh is, Ig20
USE EYES AND NOSE TO
DETERMINE IF CANNED
FOOD is FIT TO EAT
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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
JEMEZ SPRINGS

Or, J. II. Wroth plans to attend
the meetings of the Masonic lodge
in Albuquerque this week.
Mrs, A. ID. Johnson has returned
to her home in Albuquerque, after
visiting her daughter, Mrs. Linus
Shields.
Mrs. Fred Prairie is conyaleseent
after a severe illness of pnuemo-
mia.
Piling is being driven in the
river near Zia Pueblo, under gov
eminent supervision, for an irri-
cation flume.
Mrs. J. II. Wrbth and her
mother, Mrs. Burke, entertained
informally at needlework and tea
one afternoon recently Mrs J.
w. Miller and Mrs. Linus Shields
We're their guests.
Mr.. and Mrs. Otto Mersman, Of
St Louis, have rented the Block
ranch above the Soda dam.
Extensive repairs are being made
on the store building of j. B. Block
on Main street. He plans to put
in store, with the possible addi-
ton of pool tables and soft
drinks.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
FORMER HEIR To
THRONE EXCITED
OVER UPRISING
Frederick William, After
Hearing the First News,
Keeps His Ear to Ground
for Later Developments.

tsY soRNtso JouRsAL SPECIAL LEASED w'ssr.
Wieringen, Holland, March ID
(by the Associated Press) Form
er Crown Prince Frederick Will
lam, on hearing of the counter
revolution in Germany became very
much excited He motored several
times into the village in an en-
deayor to learn if Bugomaster
Pereboom had late news from Ber-
lin.
The Hague. March IA Thy the
Associated Press) 1.-THE Amster-
dam Telegram today says:
with the evening" boat today
there arrived a bosom friend of
former Crown Prince Frederick
William, Freiher ZoebelitZ, who
stayed with Frederick William
during the first months of his eX-
lie. He comes straight from Ber-
lin. The adjutant of Frederick
William says this visit has nothing
to do with present occurrences W
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
CHEST CLOGCED UP
WITH HEAVY COLD1
Dome give IL q cEaancs To
Hses in".-use Dr. king'a !
New Discovery

FTSaAT dangerous stage where q
\ cold or cough or case OF
! -A grippe might get the better
of you may DO nearer than YOU
think, Prompt action with DR.,
Kings New Discovery wiz avert q
long siege.
For Atty years 1t has loosencd
cnngosted chests, disslpated tight
packed phlegm, broken vicious colds
and coughs. Give 1t to the young.
eters-take 1t yourself. There will
be no disagreeable after-effeets.
60c. and s12G q bottle. AT your
druggists. Give it trial.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
Is ARE KILLED AND
MANY HURT DURING
BATTLE IN FRANKFORT
Continued From Page ~


meet Sunday afternoon to decide
upon amalgamating in support of a
twenty hour general strike
Monday.
1t became know today that the
railway men in the Rhineland had
decided to join a general strike
called for Monday in sympathy
with the old government, notwith-
standing strict orders by the allied
military command.
Berlin. March IA tby the Associ-
ated Press) THE semi Official
news agency has issued the fol-
lowing;
Discussion between represents
tives of the new government aud
the entente commission in Berlin
are said to have had good results.
The entente commission is said 10
have declared that it agreed to the
new government"
Paris, March 4.--Fulfillment OF
treaty obligations by the new Ger
man government will be insisted
upon, said Premier Millcrand -
day.
although the news from Berliu
is not sufficiently complete to en-
able one to form an opinion" the
premier declared, 4 may say that
whatever the character or extent
of the revolution in Germany, the
allies are determined that full ex-
ecution Of the treaty of Versailles
shall not be hindered."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
Bowels Become Normal

liver livens up. bile flows freely
headache. biliousness, tongue1fur,
commissioners, disappear when
DR., Kings New Life Pills get in
their natural, comfortable action.
Purgatlves, never pleasantly cor
receive, sometimes habit-forming,
should not be taken to rack the
system violentlyG Natures way Is
the way of DR. Kings New Life
Pills-gentfy but firmly functioning
the bowels, eliminating the intes-
tine-cloggins waste, and promoting
The most gratifying results. Cleanse
the system with them and know the
boon Of regular bowels. 29c. at al
druggists,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
EX-S0LDIER MURDERS
WOMAN, THEN SHOOTS
AND WOUNDS HIMSELF

Denver, Colo, March t4.--John
Kowlick, an eX-soldier, today shot
10 death q woman living under the
name of Helen Smith in a local
hotel and shot and probably fatally
wounded himself. lie declared they
had a dispute over money which he
said was stolen from him.
Papers in the room indicate the
woman was Lille Erickson, daugh-
ter of Mrs. Abbie Marsh, Portland,
Oregon
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
lIn corLnN,r sTnAIGHTEN "

/. James Carman, Mayfield, KY,
writes: My back used to hurt me at
times and I could not ger straight
for half an hour, | took Foley
kidney Pills and have not had the
trouble since. cannot say enough
for them and their great work"
Foley Kidney pills help the kidneys
do their work in Kidding the sys-
tenn of the poisonous waste matter
that causes so many aches ana
pains. For sale by Alvarado Phar-
macy.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
CREAM FOR CATARR5
OPENS UP NOS + til 5
Tells How To Get Quick RsltsS
from Hcad-Colds. lis SE}sstidt

In one minute your clog ea acs-
trils viii open, the air passa ses
of your head will clear ane E%t
can breathe freely. No mcs
hawking, snuffling, blowing j. II
ache, dryness. No strugg M for
breath at night; your colo n ca
tarrh will be gone.
Get a small bottle Of Ely's
Cream Balm from your druggist
now. Apply a little OF this frasv
rant, antiseptic, healing cream in
your nostrils. 1t penetrates
through every air passage Of the
head, soothes the inflamed or
swollen mucous membrane and re-
lief comes instantly.
It's just fine. Don't stay stuffed
up with a cold or nasty catarrh
Relief comes SO Quickly
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15

chlorine gas but apparently unin-
jpred."
The message gave the names of
the dead as Lieutenant Command
er James r. Webb. Fl. NJ. Giles,
machinists mate; NJ S. Delama-
rine, rating not given; Joseph
Kaufman, seaman. and continued:
''Gilles and Delamarine have
been buried by the survivors in the
sandy beach of Santa Margarita
island. in the mouth of Magdalena
lay, about $50 miles south of San
Diego"
Vice Admiral Williams said he
believed from this message the
bodies of Webb and Kaufman
were still in the huh of the HI.
The Hi was accompanied on
her trip to the Pacific by the H.,
the vice admiral said. He said he
had information that the H-2-was
the first to summon aid to her Sis
tel ship.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
ANNUAL MEETING OF
N. E. A. SCHEDULED
FOR SALT LAKE CITY

New York, March 1.-THE an
nual meeting of the National Edu-
cation association win be held at
Salt Lake City July 40, and viii
be featured by discussions on the
shortage of teachers and the neces-
sity for the profession to unite for
legislation to obtain wage in
creases, according to announce
ment tonight. The council of state
school superintendent win hold a
two days conference preceding the
general meeting.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
SECRETARY OF EDUCAT TON
IN PRESIDENTS CABINET rs
URGED BY u. S. EDUCATORS

for rural schools was a subject for
discussion. 1t was agreed that text
books dealing with subjects ia a
manner better calculated to fit
powers of the Child
reared in the country viii naturally
help progress of the rural schools
The type of books which embraces
vocational activities, dealing with
agriculture and manual arts for
hoys and home making for girls
This spirit would quicken interest
in farm life and wOtild encourage
more boys and girls to stay or the
farm in place Of crowding into the
city,
A national plan of Americaniza-
ton as a definite part of the school
was discussed. 1t was said thai
heretofore Americanization has
been too much of side issue. The
school should teach the advant
age Of representative form of
government. 1t was pointed out
that military training in some form
should be d compulsory part OF
physical education. A national
campaign was advocated to en-
me- ~Towine vice of extravagane.
A startling fact was brought to
light through 4 survey made by
The National Education association
during the past year, that 100000
have quit the teaching profession
aHI ',,'4 too [l,' Cai1ad' IL nnan
%l'i."Gl -,, I,.'t coy tha f,IlI term Also
ti ~ 'oo l,d1 ,l',,,,s, ,,.a,n ,,ead h,-
o''opo s~'iT },a1a,, s+andard. oSS
80 -, =, M, vow, C,itv o1one
teaGi'glS III -> NV si,ce so1+en,bor
Ii"'' I'0P - ra,,,I,narsfi,Te nosi-
- r,l.i eit,,a+jnn orcordino tn
lio.'a' '-.5 l.. narf1,, d,}a m ncon-
U,'l ,,|,.,,It,, az H. ,,yar Teachers,
ol,''e 1aso,.n NO 1,,a, wore low.
oI'i''' ''@ -,,,.,, ,c,,, bae onI,, one1
,IlG S';,e il'% No." ,aI1n iTa9cb-
ll%5i ,'}' ~ L.. 49, to,, ,ot liant nane
eIa So }..'; 'e' .to 1,ho ,.es,1l+ is -
VI y, ~ We ta,-o,,,o-s. ~ ~ ,he
~ ,'''.s - ,ea..fr,, ;r,+o ntbo,, ooi1
.e"g'i',lE =, o'',',, 4 h -, ,ffinja,7+ to
III , ,E l,ai 'i" "a, orIost talnnt -,
49,, ~ ,,iH liJr" t'tI go ,au
" uSi tii4t az ~ No. i,n ,g
,'e '7t'.l''t','' ~, % s, a 80
'', ,','''i'' 80 t',, IA, o,
emphasized in general discussion
and it was thought that Parent
teachers associations could func-
ton in this work. which stands for
community education, social har-
mouy and better citizenship. Every
community should have u place
where aIl can meet on common
ground and where is found the best
in literature, art music and recrea-
| tIoh.
Why should school houses so Of
| ten be the most unattractlve build
ing in "A community? Why is 1t we
so frequently see nothing but
cheap pictures and advertising cal
endars on the walls? II the stand
ards ann for better things in the
school room, then this situation will
pc mastered, 1t was agreed that
thefe eouid be no doubt of the val
ue OF permanently organized groups
or parents whose interests centered
aDoul inc School where their child
rem Spend the most unreasonable
hours or lhelF lives.
N me session 81 the Congress OF
Oh Mataef ana Parent~TeaGhor'
aAsocla'lQh me meeting was Rresl-
40 over N me national president
MIS- fitQtflek SclpIi, OF Phlladel
| bliln' IIl IEtdllOH as "A safeguard q
j
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15

The annual production of wheat
in the world prior to the war
amounted to about 100,000.000
tons, the largest producers being
Russia, with an output of $4,000
900 tons, and the United States,
which provided nearly 100000
tons.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15

Japan is becoming large manu-
facturer of toilet soaps, in spite OF
the fact that it Unnecessary for
her to import most of the raw ma
terials used in the industry.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-03-15
MMANDER AND 3
MEMBERS SUB CREW
LOST IN MAGDALENA

CONTINUED from Page one.),
The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1920-10-19
Start Tomorrow
and Keep It Up
Every Morning
Get In the habit of drinking
glass of hot water before
breakfast.

We're not here long, so let's make
ur stay agreeable. Let us live well,
at well, digest we'll, work we'll, sleep
ycll, and look we'll. what a glorious
;ondition to attain, and yet, how very
asy it is if one will only adopt the
morning inside bath.
Folks who are accustomed to feel
,uIl and heavy when they arise, split
ing headache, stuffy from cold, foul
ongue, nasty breath, acid stomach,
AN, instead, feel as fresh as daisy
opening the sluices Of the system
ach. morning and flushing out the
hole of the internal poisonous stag
mt matter
Everyone, whether ailing, sick or
32L, should, each morning, before
breakfast, drink glass of real hot
water with teaspoonful of limestone
phosphate in it to wash from the
stomach, liver and bowels the previous
days indigestible waste, sour bile
md poisonous toxins; thus cleansing,
sweetening and purifying the entire
alimentary canal before putting more
food into the stomach. The action of
not water and limestone phosphate on
IN empty stomach is wonderfully in
MIGRATING. 1t cleans out all the sour
lamentations, gases, waste and
lcidity and gives one splendid
appetite for breakfast. While you are
enjoying your breakfast the water
and phosphate is quietly extracting
large volume of water from the
blood and getting ready for
thorough flushing Of all the inside
organs.
The millions Of people who are
bothered with constipation, bilious
spells, stomach trouble; others who
have sallow skins, blood disorders and
sickly compilations are urged to get d
quarter pound of limestone phosphate
from the drug store. This will cost
very little, but is sufficient to make
anyone a pronounced crank on the
subject of inside-bathing before break
fast.