The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-11-30

announcement Is now II
put the ban on Sunda.
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roday,s Best Ret: Give Ham Hig.
DAY three weeks more and he'll
change his mind againi
He faccd the shcs and sheu.
He fought for u. s. glory:
He went thru wars red he'll.
Thru battles fierce and cory:
hut when the vet doth fail
The gangsters' hands TO lick.
Behold the jacakls rail-;
Hes just Bolshevtk--
Editor Such Is Life; I can't see
why YOU raise so much fuss about
Bun whitncy's mustarhe. when he
also had perfectly sweet gostee.
BOB JONES'
Dear Rob: You're quit. right. n
rcatre Is not 20 be sneexed at, cspe-
ciAliy when It's In Its msrcat youth
-on. ten me quick Rays Judge Jer~
rfislh.
whene'er your nssshhos make
some brow
but n VIC told. 'twould be leak
And leaks dispieasc our Mayor
Hugh
At last Cox can have n laugh on
Hanting. The president'eleet v
visiting Jamica today. and all he'n
ret . chance to do u to drink In tho
scenery.
And scenery h Ike an evening
aown at the governors haii-oniy
ene-han Of one per cent Of Tho at
traction
"A coid wave Is upon US saws the
Kansas City Star. and hcaven "
again relied upon 10 protect the
working girls chest
me fellow who doesn't IKE 30
have 10 punch tho clock at the OF.
ffc< each morning usually II the guy
mo insists his wife ought to have
dinner ready on the minute that eve
ming.
n sres< ear deal may have .
ckelstou In The closet It's moro
probAbis, tho. that Il b keeping . int
nan - bo~rter.
Canal may be probed by Harding.
nys nsws item He goes deeper than
~ damocrats conceded
yuruer kAisrrfn. n b now report
- y able to talk II she says What
- ought ptty tn sxkAissr-
Uuman sxtsfsncs has bscuns .
nvonsy. miserable thing.
s Ne Isnesr do you end en- budding
- v1th mica long bannistsrs
rHnlne down ths stairs for fellow
= 80 down. You've 80 70 YAK
nDwn x ycu don't want n stay Mp
o. thsy ussd TO put gates on
fsncnn. - . fellow could swing on
en- whaa hs hadn't anything eiss
- IL.
Ana nov shey don1 evvn have
erncsp fcr . fellow TO climb over and
practice tightrope walking o.
once they used to have q barn In
a. v,rd and hay LOFT in IL and you
could pi2y there and hide your -Dia-
mond Dick books there. and Some
fer1ows fell thru the trap door and
busted their coiIar-boncs. 80 they
didn't have 70 so To school for long
tina.
But now they amt got . hsy-lofs
because they amt got a barn. and
thev amt got barn because tbcy
Amt rot = horse. and they Amt got
: horss bscense they've got IN auto
mob6lA
Her eyes dropped 1ys n.
~rhat must have been when her
fAos fen" Gays HI
YEA says 81 and her heart
spoks.-
-No DOUBT says FL. 1t was then
tbaf his ears burned"
sAnd his tongue froze 10 the roof
Of his mouth says ST.
mo wonder rays I'll. for her
voice was cold as ice"
which says 81. SHOWS we both
have been reading the latest popular
fIction.-
PRECOCIOUS
A little chap who had Just felt
the hard eide Of slipper. turned TO
his parent for consolation.
Mamma he asked. did grand
pa spank daddy when ne was Hitler
Yes" replied his mother. impress
siyely.
-And did his daddy spank him7''
Yea"
-And did his daddy spank hinr'
Yea"
A pause.
"wen. who started the habit, any
way7"--c1ncinnat Enquirer.
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
Never throw away a safety razor
blade. II can b used to remove
scales from 4 fish
Always use soft dough In making
: bank roll
A Santa Ana. Cal. man married
. girl weighing 72s pounds. A smart
Teller. He married one he can keep
track Of 4aaly.
HE WAS AT HOME IN KITCHEN