The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-06-03

Glad Daddy trained his shoes that
way;
Veryl veryl veryI
All married men are henpecked, the
only difference being that some OF
them show it.
i II Gene Debs should be elected
president, who would bail him out so
he could get on the job?
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| One Of the best things about the
telephone, is that you can't hear what
the fellow at the other end Of the line
says as he hangs up the receiver.
The striking BARRIERS Of Berlin are
giving their customers free shaves
and shearing service. Even 1T that,
we prefer Emmett.
| Most men like to have good rat
ling in Bradstreet except when they
go to the hospital for an operation.
The chief difference between Q man
gossip and woman gossip is that
the man always says he Knows" his
gossip, while the woman merely "has
heard" hers.
One Of the most disturbing things
that can happen to man who has
been shooting for years at one Gus
pidor is to break it and have to buy
another Of smaller size.
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II nothing in this great and won
derful world was ever made in vain,
we would like to have some one show
us what to do with fine mint bed |
growing alongside the roaia de at our
place Of abode.
An Emmett man had friend Wis
ting him from the upper country
last week. The Emmett man said,
"Walk down to the house with me
and wen have a drink" "Walkp
.aid the visitor. Lets rum"
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One Of the hardest things to dc
when you are out riding with friend
. to simulate the proper anxiety when
nc cranes his ear around in a new
direction and after listening min
tie announces in tragic voice that
this car has developed new squeak
ince we started out"
as this tonic Intoxicating 2" "a
drank a bottle yesterday"
eplied the truthful dealer--"only one
ottle, mind you-then jumped into
is flivver, drove madly to the top of
he Butte and shouted Glory halalu-
ahp so loudly he could be heard the
sngth and breadth of Payette valley
III take two bottles"
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Tie depreciation Of our currency to- r.
ay is nothing to be compared with
he slump in Confederate paper =
honey after the civil war. Shortly :,
fter Lees surrender two Confederate
,ldiers bargaiHed over very ordin-
ry looking horse Hell do for my
urn, Jim" said one. "I'll give you
5000 for him." "No," said the
her. "Give you $4,000" "No."
Give you 100000" mot muchp
piled the owner. 81 just paid $780,
10 to have him shod"
hen the green grass grows all
around, all around,
h, then we hear the lawn mowers
sound
he householder wrings the sweat
from his neck,
nd walls that b'gosh and b'durn and
b'heck,
way for some desert land he'll be
bound
here no green grass grows around,
all around
1T he can't sell out, and next year he
is found
i'll showing the mower all around,
all around.
A professor in the state university
advising gasoline as cure for
ndelions. You give it to them like
u feed a sick baby Group medicine,
spoonful or two on the crown Of
Oh plant This method reminds us
the Frenchman who sold brickdust
! flea powder, and when customer
'ked about it he told her that she
not use it properly. He advised
r to first catch the flea, then tickle
under the chin with toothpick, -
then kill the flea by poking the ~
WIDER down his throat when he open II
his mouth to laugh.
est Remedy for Stomach TnouhA