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The Cordova daily times., 1920-05-06
TOOK HARDWARE
 FROM STOMACH
Prisoner Ate Junk and Doctors Removed It When He
 Complained.
TAKEN AS DESSERT
For Months Man Had Steady Diet of !. Hardware With Occasional Pieces of Glass for Variety-Was
 Model Prisoner.

Boston, MaSS.-IndigestiOn is liable toSNit any one at one time or another, but possibly the toughest case on rec ord was disclosed in this city when facts were gleaned relative to an Op- eratiOn recently performed at Long Island hospital upon Charles w. Buz- Zell, an ex-minister and social worker now serving a years sentence for forgery at the House of Correction at Deer island. Numerous articles of hardware, measuring quart in all, were taken from BuZzelIS stomach in the operation and he still lives.
 Hardware has been a steady diet and he was not averse to a sidedish of broken glass While he has been consuming these articles he has taken some foods necessary for suStenance as we'll The hardware menu which he may have taken as dessert, is de scribed by Dr. l.. c. Rockwell, the operating surgeon, as consisting of 179 fragmentary pieces of glass, a suSpender buckle and twelve small nails and staples.
 More Comfortable.
 Now that Buzzell has been relieved 0rs this amount of hard substance he is reported as resting more comfort ably and it is very easy for even a layman to see why he should.
 It is intended that BuzzelI shall not have free rein to his abnormal ap- petite after he recovers from his pres ent debauch.
 Buzzell is about thirty eight years old and on his own word has been a minister in the Presbyterian, COngre- gati0naI and Methodist churches of Canada, whence he halls. It has been definitely ascertained that he has a wife and two children in Hochelager,
The Cordova daily times., 1920-05-06
Husband Never Took Bath.

Columbus, Tnd.--A divorce was granted Mrs. Elmaza Hartzel from Henry Hartzel. His wife declared he never took a bath during the five months he lived with her.
The Cordova daily times., 1920-05-06

Peyser's new hat-b1ocking outfit is in operation. Hats blocked, dyed and repaired. Phone 188.
The Cordova daily times., 1920-05-06

Ladies' and gents shoes shined at The Club Barber Shop. 12-tf
The Cordova daily times., 1920-05-06

Fresh Ever-Ready Flashlight Bat teries, all sizes. Blum-O'Nei1l Go. 3-tf
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-08-13

the Bank OF Commerce Sarulpa.
was iu the cit, yesterday on business
y. W. Jacobs and W. \ Brown.
loo. will motor to Bella vista today
to spend the weekend with their
families.
n. I. Martin, president Of tho Yale
state bank, was in Tulsa Yesterday
ON business
II
Jay G. Painter viii leave saturday
FOR WiiklnshurE. Pa. To Join his
family who arc spending tho sum
mcr thcrC.
J. c. Lctcher vert to Okmulgec
yesterday on business.
- 4.-
+. 4 Young of okmulEce was In
Tulsa yesterday on business
Petitions for divorce were filed In
district court yesterday by Bella
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-08-13
FIND ROBBER
DEN IN CITY
Miscellaneous Articles
Uncovered by Police
in Daylight Raid.

In a raid on the Sunnyddo cafe
on North Greenwood yesterday ar
tornoon. police officers captured
moro than $3.50 worth Of supposedly
stolen articles. The negro proprietor
Of tho place escaped while tho raid
was in progress Officers declared
that ne was oto OF tho biggest
fences" for stolen articles In this
section NJ the country
Five boxes of cigars, valued az s36
and about s75 worth Of cigarettes
were found In one OF two large ward
robe trunks In back room A
complete set Of extra fine silver
ware. was also found stored away.
a gentlemans toilet set with a leather
case. valued at about S2S and 2b
pounds OF high rrade bacon we're
uncovered. a large roll OF insulated
electric wire was found In one cor
ncr.
Tho officers declared that tho cafe
was only e blind for a hangout OF
sneak thieves and dope heads The
recovered articles were scattered and
hidden all over the place and tho
police believe that the negro hhs
other storage ana hiding places.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-08-13
TUlSAN BACKED
d FIRST OIL WELL
Proud of Owning Interest
in Hole Drilled almost
Century Ago.
KENTUCKY OIL B00MS
j. B. Dickinson Says Oil and
Moonshine Plentiful in
Mountains.

The Original Tulsa booster" is
again in evidence, this time as q
real oil producer and at the head of
the National oil Well Reamer COM
pany Of Kansas City. who leases a
new patented roaming device to the
leading oil producers In the mid
continent field, also in eastern
fields.
]. 3. Dickinson. known TO prac-
tically everybody IN Tulsa Of for
mer days, says ne Is proud of the
distinction or owning an interest In
the first OIL well drilled In the
United states. This well is located
four miles from the county seat Of
Cumberland county Ky, and was
driAed IN 1929. II Is i2g feet deep
on the same lease MIR. Dickinson
and associates own l. another we'll
drilled in 1855 by the American on
company, which flowed over 10000
barrels, and is still making some oil
OF 81 gravity.
Yes, Kentucky is pretty dry these
days, but high grade oil and Noon
shine Is becoming plentiful in the
Cumberland mountains. We ship
oil in harEes down the Cumberland
river, but a pipe line is being SUR
veyed and a refinery is soon to he
built at Burksville. the county seat.
| expect Burksville 10 he second
Tulsa when transportation L. pro-
vided" said Mr.. Dickinson.
III anybody doubts my claim !
respectfully refer them TO the 10th
United states census report, page 1875
for proof OF the early development
OF oil in what was then Tennessee,
but is now Cumberland county. Ky.
The first we'll was drilled for salt
water. but instead, oil flowed and
ran down small stream for many
years. Al that time crude oil was
not regarded worth anything tai
low candles and pine torches were
used, and Of course tho automobile
was never dreamed Of.
'Burksville is about so miles cast
Of Bowling Green, the nearest rail-
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-08-13
City Briefs

George NJ. Hearnc, president. and
Minor Mcrcwethor, vice -presidcnt OF
the Continental Bank and Trust
company Of Shreveport, La, were in
the city yesterday on business
i
NJ c. sutton of the Common
wealth National hank OF Kansas Citv.
was IN Tulsa yesterday on business
sutton was formerly state bank in
spcctor here.
i
J. w. Ra'clIff cashier ~ tho Vi.
nita National hank. was In tho city
yesterday on business.
--
W w. Groom. president ~ the
First National bank at Bristow was
a Tulsa visitor yesterday.
w. W. jenkins vice president of
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-08-13

Reed against l.. l.. Rcod May pcsha
against Grover Dcsha.
=
Marriage licenses were issued to
tho following yesterday by the clerk
" county court. James Maswcll %.
Tulsa ana Rcsslc Adkins. 10. Tur.
ley; Alfred u. Wolfe. 81 and Myrtle
NJ, Garrett 10, Tulsa, j. r Mustnin
"a ana Eula NJ. Outright, 20, Tulsa.
Dr. H. $. Iambdin. formerly a
physician ~ Peru. Knnsaa has re-
Gently moved to Tulsa and pur-
chased the home OF q. 8 Young NJ
1873 East Jasper. whore ho and his
family are now residing
Mrs W. G. Murphy of stamford,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-08-13
CHURCH PLANS NEW MANSE
Prcsbytcrians VIII Convert Former
Community House into Home.

Making OF a siX-room mansc from
the former community house Of the
Second Presbyterian church is now
in progress The community house is
located at 2i16 East Barton and It's
remodclllng will cost about $4,000.
Tho manse will be occupied by Rev,
w. II. Murphy, jr., pastor, and Mr..
Murphy. The new community house.
recently completed. was erected at
an expenditure of about $500.
Special mid summer services ho-
gun last sunday at tho Second Pres
byterian church will continue dur
ing August and part Of september.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-08-13
sidcMnIks for pnwhn.l.n.

PAWHUSKA. Aug 12.--J. NJ,
Buckley, street commissioner. is ex.
pecting soon TO order the construc-
ton Of sidewalks to the amouht of
two miles. II Is intended to connect
the new school building, the new
city park. and various residence sec.
tions and new additions.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-08-13
ODD FELLOWS CHARTER CAR
Tnisa Members Have special Coacs.
for Kansas CITY Meeting.

odd Fellows from Tulsa, Ozafe.
Washington, and Nowat1 counties
have chartered u special car 10 taks
them To- meeting to be held In
Kansas city on september 4. The
Tulsa representatives will have
car Of their own and will take with
thcm the degree team from tho four
counties mentioned. comprising the
ArkunsHa valley association.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-08-13

roac being 40 miles distant. In spite
OF the fact that no railroads are
built into the mountain regions,
scores OF oil rigs are being shipped
into that district ana the Kentucky
pioneers s-and brewers Of the famous
dew are doing thriving business
predict that ere long that district
will become famous for nicc wells
and big profits In the oil game.
like the oil but dew. that don't in
terost me since 1t has been out
lawed,"
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-08-13

III. Is visiting with Mrs. Fiona Mess
ucr and daughter Mabel at 1905 S.
Rockford
=
MIR and Mrs. chris Holdcrman
lcft last night for several points In
Indiana TO visit relatives. They will
visit Bass Lakc and Buckeye Lake
after meeting relatives. returning In
two or three weeks to make their
homo In Tulsa.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-08-13

n. NJ Darncll Of tho GLADYS Belle
oil company returned Wednesday
from shreveport, La. lie Will loaVo
tho last ~ tho week 10 join his fam
Uv AT pciuskcy, Mich
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-04-09
INTEREST TO WOMEN
Works AZ Lamberiack !.
In A Wisconsin Camp

Forest county has = lady lumber
jack. She is Miss Florence sryfrell.
who, with her mother, has been In
camp near Newold< ali winter. Miss
Tyrrell skids Nlogs, harnesses horses,
cares. for her team. and, according to
the old time woodsmen. "a excel
modern Jacks in doing-a full days
work. She goes about attired in
.lumberjack Uniform. At first glance
she would not be taken for one of
her sex. During the winter she drove
four horses and made them pull to-
gether with, the skill of the most EN-
Gent teamsters.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-04-09
Thursday Musical
Club Will Meet

The Development OF the Sonata
and the Concerto will be the theme
of the REGULAR May meeting Of the
Thursday Musical club which Is Is BE
held in Corwin hall on "Wednesday.
,AprtE IA. Miss Lilah Sannes II II
charge Of the program and Will pre-
sent q paper to be appropriately IL
lustrated by the following numbers:
Sonata, Op 50. Beethoven. classical
school, - -,
Miss ida Rand.
'so sssao1 in e minor op ss romantic
Miss Marion Robinson.
Sonata Tragica, (fourth movement)
MacDoweli, (modcrn school) -
Miss Adelaide Okell.
4. ~, ars ! Part n. ~ !
Concerto OPP "a, first movement,
Miss Elizabeth Kelly.
Concerto In e fiat, three movements
List T
Miss Agnes Fasstad.
Miss Sannes has selected a group
of women to assist her on her pro-
gram who have become well-knowN
through their artistic and worth
while performances on previous occa
sions, and 1t is expected that the
program will be one OF unusual
merit.
No Admission is to be asked for the
program but a silver offering will. be
taken up. ~:
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-04-09
M,elrrymakers Will
Return on Saturday

The Merrymakers Of the University
OF North Dakota, whoihave presented
their program in the northern part
Of the state during the last week are
expected to return to the campus
Saturday morning: This evening they
are appearing in McCanna. >Thelr
itinerary for the week follows:
Monday, April 5-Williston.
Tuesday, April e..Tioga.
Thursday, April ss-cando.
Friday, April 9-McCanna.
An excellent program is being
given by the Merrynlakers in heir
second annual tour this year and
Mrs. Franz Rickaby is directing the
production. 1t is expected that the
Merrymakers will present their pro-
gram in Grand Forks later in the
year.
The young women in the troupe in
clude Misses Ruth Baughman. Glen
ia Garvin, Evelyn Mayer, Dorothy
Healy, Odina Olson, Geraldine NC
Nicol, and Mrs. Franz Rickaby, who
Is directing.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-04-09
Grand Marion to
Return Tonight

Mrs. Clara B.. warrfnsf; Grand
Northy Matron Of Eastern star
.chaiter ia North Dakota y Inspected
to return to Grand FoIkksi this eve
ming after q brief trip. through the
state. Mrs. Warfiner attended !
tEastern star school for instruction
I'M Cando on Tuesday, Uni.
school included the chapters from
the Ninth district and Rolla, Rolette.
Leeds. Churchs Ferry. Devils LAKE
and Cando.
The school Aas conducted by Dis.
trict Deputy Adele Charboneau Of
Ryder and Grand Ruth Mrs. Il, K
.,McNauEhton OF Devils Lake aud MIS-
WARMER, were present. -
F1l On wednesday Mrs. Warmer
visited the Eastern Star chapter at
Calvin. and On Thursday the chaptc!
at Sarles, N. D., was paid An omciA
visit by Mrs. Warmer.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-04-09
ADVERTISEMENT.
The Lopelest Curly
Hair So Easy to Haze!

Such pretty waves and curlss~ having
All the appearance Of natures own
yss, you can have them. easily. quickly,
Z you VIII Just apply plain liquid iii.
hair viii have such Z lively luster and
wholesome beauty. And II win be flna
and fluffy when combed out.
II you Will get q bottle Of liquid sill
accompanying directions, you viii be
simply delighted with the result-Ghici
Will be IN evidspce within three hours.
= Which. Will last . long time. The
ter IN what 'fashion It 70 worn:--Th
liQAd., which TO- perfectly harmless. viii
g appreeiatsd Also asa spiehdia dress,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-04-09

!: Mrs. Alice Murphy Of the Dinnie
apartments, Fourth avenue. is enter.
tanning as her house guest, Mrs. Il.
L Brtder Of sNeche, N. D.. who ar
rived in Grand Forks on Wednesday.
for several 9a.s.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-04-09
MACDONALD !.
IS MISSING
Educational Expert Said to
Have Dropped Entirely
Out of Sight of Men.

Bismarck. n. D., April 9.-Neil G..
Macdonald, the foremost educational
advisor ever produced in North Da.
kota has left the state. .f-4 -
Macdonald, who once Fon fame "a,
the opponent Of Miss Minnie j.. Mel
son in the ace for the ONCE of state
superintendent of public instruction,
and was defeated by the voters and
supreme court Of the state, left for
parts last month. Not even
Macdonald's closest friends ut the
capitol know the present Whereabouts
OF the famous master Of things <edu-
%cational. /.
Last February ,MacdonaN-startled
the world by handing IA his resigna-
ton as educational 1dvlsor. to Me
board OF administration to take effect
March As. At the time an effort was
made to Gust DR.. Thomas F. Kane
president OF the University OF North
Dakota by George A. Totten. preai-
dent Of the board Of administration,
md I'M or " other members of. the
Soafd.
l Left High and DR..
It was generally conceded that
AHcdonald's resignation was for the
purpose of making him eligible Tor
the presidency Of the university after
Dr.. Kane had been removed. How
ever, With the complete collapse Of
the plan and the ANONYMOUS retreat
Of the Totten forces, Macdonald was
left hanging high and dry.
Always . political mtllstoneAround
the necka OF the leaders OF the Nom
partisan league, Macdonald's sudden
dfa8DDeaSance may have been. AZ
ranged TOR the good OF the service
It - Almost Unbelievable. those vho
know the well known educational En-
gert maintain. that Neil C.. Macdonald
VII remain ydfsappeaksa" tor any
iapSth OF time and HI aaSsexpected d
bpb up st fhe most unsxpectsA me.
Itpsnt y the most nnexpsetsd place.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-04-09
Phi Delta Alumni J.
Here tor Formal.

quite 4 large number Of alumni
members of North Dakota Alpha
,s saaPtse sfaRai R sas,l , gasts Y ng15 Isl
Phi Delta Theta to be held Saturday
evening In the OLD gymnasium at the
man Kneupher Of Aberdeen. 8. d.:
81 st. Thomas: Robert
Lowe ofKenmare;g;B . Miller OF iowa
Alpha Chapter; Herb Miller Of Far
go: Lloyd Nyhus of Edmore and
Leonard Cobb of Minneapolis
The Phi Delt party is TO be marked
with attractive appointments, supper
to be, served at tina fraternity house
a:so tosllseo'clock andsmusio siss to IS
played by 2 we'll chosen orchestra.
Patrons and p~atronesses. Tor the ~,
fair will he, DIR. and Mrs. Thomas 3.
IKane, PsSf- and Nra Raymond
Hitchcock and Mr.apd, Mrs. C.@N.
Barnes. 20 =:
Informal 1t Arrnory.
In place of the r. o. T. c. informal
which was announced for saturday
evening of, this week. there is to be
regular university informal at the
dance program between tho hours OF
1850 to 1850 o'clock. All university
students and alumni IN cordially In
yited. Zs5 80 El4N
Alumnae members of ri chapteraof
lAlbhas Phi willcentertains 4inforznaily
Inns evening IN q nome .o9 Mre. q.
=: Rr1dston. for Miss Martha B.
Snu.cnlil OF New city Who ar.
Iiveu last nlsne 70 Desa cues OF RI
cnapter me guests invited to meet
MIS- Cnurcnili ms evening will in-
c,,uaaee tae tronesS active 9nd
pledge members OF h chapter.
The Young Peoples society Of tho
Bethany Lutheran church will meet
this evening in theN church paflors.
Miss Leila Halvorsen who spent two
years overseas In the service Of the
American Red Cross. WIN relate some
OF her experiences and in addition
there is to be a musical program. Re-
freshments and an informal. social
time will follow the program.
Mr.. and Mrs. ". T. Ru.ch. With
their uttleI son RlIv .Jnniors .lsff
Thursday evening for their home in
Fargo, after visiting here AZ the
guests OF Mrs. Rusch,s parents M,
and Mr.. Robert Sprieex North Eth
street. Mr.. and Mra Rusch. who
Moines, Ia. where they will maize
ttheir future home.
X 4 =
Mrs. Judson LaAoure Of Pembina
arrived in the city THURSDAY noon to
attend the Minneaholis Symptoms
concert last evening. Mrs. LaMo1re
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-04-09

Ryder and GfanQ KUN MIC. ~
McNaughton Of Devils Lake aud MT,
Warmer, we're present.
On. "wednesday Mrs. Warmer
the Eastern Star chapter az
Calvin. and On Thursday. the chaptcs
at Sarles, N. D., was paid an oincial
visit by Mrs. Warmer.
Mrs G. r. Jacob, 13s Reeves ave.
nue., with her daughter. Mrs. Robert
Henry OF Winnipeg. who have spent
several weeks in the west are enroote
home according to word received oy
friends. Miss Ruth jacob who has
been training in the Michael Reese
hospital In Chicago. Joined her mother
and sister in LOS Angeles and Is en-
joythg q months vacation. Miss ia
cobb is undecided whether b will re-
turn to Chicago to complete her tram
ing or enter q ,CaliforniA hospital to
finish. X. ~.
Mrs. jacob and Mrs Henry are ex-
pected to return to Grand Forks about
May 1.
y The members of the choir Of the
First Methodist church will be enter
tanned at 4 supper in the church Dip
ing room this evening at s o'clock.
Members Of District No, { will be in
charge.
Mrs. ]. J.. Burtscher Of Devils
Lake, who has spent the last mont
as the guest Of her sister. Mrs. HI. G.
Ball. sos Chestnut street, has return
ed to her home.
The Young Peoples society Of st.
Marks Lutheran church will meet
this evening in the church >p1flors
at S>o'clock: Misses Lambe are in
charge Of the meeting and have an,
nounced these numbers on the PROF.
gram.
Piano seleedon-Miss Loretta
Vocal Solo-Miss Dalborg. Aakhus.
Reading-Miss Bernice Ball. =
Vocal Solo-Aiss Elsie Running.
Violin Selection-Robert Houska-
After the program arrangements
have been made for Va social time
and the hostesses will serve refresh
ments. All interested are invited.
= \ +
Mrs. c.. p. Trepanier with her little
daughter Barbara. left Thursday
evening for Minneapolis to visit with
relatives. Miss Mary Trepanier,., who
Is attending Stout Institute at Me
nominee, Via, expects to join her
mother in Minneapolis to, spend the
week end. &c , ~
Mrs. A. W. Dennis was chosen
president of the Presbyterian Ladies'
Aid at the annual meeting Of that or
%ganization held recsptly. Other Of
fcers named were asN{onoYs: Mrs.
H. n. Webster. first vice PRESIDENT;
Mrs. IT. NJ ohneo cornnd yfco
and Mrs. J. H. McNicol, treasurer.
Mrs. Rand Smith, Mrs. Frank
Hankey and Mrs. w. H. Kelsey,
members of the nominating commit
itee were hostesses and served re-
freshments at the close of the meet
ing.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-04-09

Mrs. j, D. Grant. who spent sever-
al days here in the interests of the
Votes for Women League. returned to
her home in Fargo on Thursday. AS
Miss Viola, Wood, MrsS Grant Is we'll
known in Grand Forks where she
made her home for some time.
X y =
Mrs. Stan Brown. who has been
confined to hen home in the Dinnie
apartments during the last week. is
reported to be improving after q
slight. illness. .
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-10-29

generally
L.
majority Cleveland clergymen
enforcement complex
of he recalls
hypocrica hide politics
religion Dr. chle then pastor of Epwoh Memorial Church
convincing and well vouchedor that he induced to make the
might be
Dealer and the scpp day full of the
Mayor characterized all of
found for a single charge.
Lchlter investigated When he became
it.
apology publicly voting
reelection"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-10-29
BOY !
Sou s
Conducted by National Council of the
Boy Scouts of America.)
SCOUT LESSON IN KNOT-HOLE

Never heard Of a sermon in a knot
hole, did you? Well, G. Dean Ward,
an assistant scout executive of Nor
folk, Va, has prepared one. Here it
is:
A square knot is a knot used for
tying two rope ends togther. 1t is
one of the best knots one can know
for all practical uses. Will it slip?
No, it will not slip. Real scouts are
like a square knot. They are taking
the loose ends of their natures and
tying them up tight into the program
Of scouting. If they are real scouts,
like real square knot-they will not
slip, no matter what the circum-
stances.
Now, there is another knot which
looks just exactly like the square
knot, but it will slip. Although it
looks like a square knot, person can
soon tell the difference when he gets
close look. Some boys in scouting
are very much like this knot They
come in, get uniform, parade around
in it and hardly give the scout oath
and law a thought. They are slip
ping just the same as this knot. This
knot is known by three names and
| all three fit. 1t is either a robber, a
burglar or a thief.
The name might be applied to the
boy who slips into scouting and slips
out again. Although he looks like a
scout, when a person gets a good look
at him he can soon tell, just the same
as looking at the robber knot, that
he isn't on the square. AS 1 stated,
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-10-29
AT LEAST ONE GIRL SORRY
Veteran Had to Confess He Left
Behind Him in France One
SorroWfu Maiden.

The moon was full, the summer
night was balmy, the hammock was
built for two, and it seemed shame
to break it all up.
"gack," she asked, was there girl
in France who was sorry to see you
gof"
"rd rather you didn't ask me that
question, DEAR" he said.
sBut 1 must know. We're engaged
and you should tell me everything"
she insisted.
1Dear, I don't like to talk about
it,
'<'Oh, Jack, how could you when all
the time you were engaged to mel"
Listen a minute and I'll give you
che whole story" he said in despera-
tion. 'She was"
@Well?'
"She was my laundress. I owed her
Is12 francs. Boston Globe.