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The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1920-02-12

you kept quiet" said one of the cows
"That may be So" said one of the
sparrows, "but we couldn't be like the
DID, slow, lazy cows for anything. It's
not our nature. And you're even tire
some to talk to as you sit there, so
big and so awkward, chewing, chew
ng, chewing all the time
yes, we'd better be off," said an
other sparrow. And soon they flew
away to scrap and fight and argue
Rbout the crumbs they found.
q suppose" said Miss Bossy, that
we are considered lazy but l don't see
why we shouldn't be-"
There isn't any reason why we
should be anything else" said Mrs.
Cow. -z-,- ds
Besides, it wouldn't be good for
them. 1t would upset them. They
might be so frightened they wouldn't
know what to do.
"Just suppose, for example, we did
change our ways. Suppose we decided
to leap and bound and jump and fly
what would our farmer and his family
say?
They'd run to the house, probably,
. and cover up their heads with blankets.
Oh, they'd be most horribly frightened.
1T would be a great, great mistake
to do such thing as to upset the peo-
pie.
"They're used to seeing COWS lazy.
They're used to seeing US wade in the
brooks in the summer and wander off
for slow. idle walks, eating as we 60.
They're used to seeing us as we
lie down and as we slowly get up,
They're used to seing us chew and
they're used to hearing us moo.
They know that we don't get all
alarmed and excited when we hear
motor horns In the summer. They
know we don't like to be hurried.
They know that we don't get all
a-Gutter like roosters and hens do
when they hear motor horns.
mo one has ever seen a COW really
a-autter. 1t would be quite upsettlng
to see one that way.
"No. for the sake of everyone, In
cluding ourselves we shouldn't change
our ways"
1--WE shouldn't" said Miss Bossy, ut
would be very upsetting to people, as
you say, and 1t would be most upset
ting to us, too.
Imagine what would happen if cows
didn't do their usual ways. It would
be horrible to see them jumping about
and dancing and skipping and behav-
Ing unlike cows.
1--WE have been sensible. We have
people trained and used to seeing lazy,
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1920-02-12
RECIPE Fo7 GRAY HAIR.

To half pint Of water add ! o.. Bay Rum,
a small box of Barbo Compound, and y
or of glycerine Apply to the hair twice q
week until it becomes the desired shade.
Any druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost. 1t will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair,
ani will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky OF
greasy, and does not rub otf.-Ady.
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1920-02-12

were sitting on
the ledge of the
omen window in
the barn.
ooh we'll" said
one OF the Spar-
rows. at is the
wav we ge t
things We see
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1920-02-12
Take RTCH-TONE
and gain new energy

Rich-TOne makes more red cOrpuscIes,
enrichinR and purifying the blood. 1t
contains all of the elements that are
needed most In maintaining strength
and VIgCr. Rich-TOne rests the tired
nerves, restores appetite, Induces
heaIthful sIeep-it gives you all those
things which mean energy and we'll
being. Get bottle tOday-Only S1.O0
at all drug stores.
A. B. Richards Medicine Co., Sherman, Texas
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1920-02-12

SLOW III % Y ] ii ~
ver chewing,
good old COW, and
now that they all
know what cows
are like and
what the ways Of
COWS are we won't
upset them; no,
we won't"
M c o, m o o."
said Mrs. Cow.
1T IS now milk
ing time"
And we just
let them milk us, "
said Miss BOsSy.
I'VE don't even
work hard then.
All, a cows life
is a lazy life and
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1920-02-12
RiCh-TOnO Is a Friend
Of The Weak
1T Has Made Me Strong and Well
again. IS Says J. r. Martinez.

He writesi "RIch-Tone is n wonders
tuI remedy for people who are weak
and lacking ln ViEOr, and ali those who
desire TO gain strength and energy
should take this truly famous tonic,
Ii has given me perfect health and
cured me of ailments from which 1 had
long suffered"
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1920-02-12

IF you had to enlist for overseas
duty again, what branch would you
ChooSef
"The peace delegation"
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1920-02-12

was so We a TX i
couldn' t do anything
L f un d a book
aboutLydia E. Pink
h a ms Vegetable
c o m p oun d s o
thought | would try
it, and after taking
it l soon felt bet
ter. That was fif-
teen years ago and
| have felt we'll ever
since except that /
had a slight attack
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1920-02-12
DADDYy EVENING
"a >AK Al! !,!, ,.!5!l!.t IAAEt:)
W. @flARY RAHADND,l !
ny ~ BONNER L%Jl
E-z==-~-G - AVtHOR A-----------<A
TWO COWS CHAT.

"Why are you always scrapping|
asked the cows Of the sparrows who
The Oklahoma miner. [volume] (Krebs, Okla.) 1912-192?, 1920-02-12
TOO WEAK TO
DO Anything
ASerious Feminine Illness Remedied
By Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.

Casco, Wis. -"After the birth of each
of my children l had displacement and
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-17
.DEPORTED REDS WILL
PLOT FOR REVOLUTION

HANGO. Finland, Jan. 17.-Alex-
lander Berkman and Emma Goldman,
ldeported from the United States, in
tend to organize a great society in So
Wet Russia, Russian Friends of
American Liberty The societys
prime object will be the promotion of
a social revolution in the United
States" Rerkman and Goldman made
statements in an interview with the
United Press correspondent last night
when the soviet ark" carrying 249
deported radicals from the United
arrived here.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-17

Prime mixed $3.50 % 16. 90
Medium mixed . 15.Oo@15.50
Rough heayies ........ 1900 a 400
Pigs 1850 n 1850
Market for cattle was generally
quoted steady. only n handful of
stock arrived for this trade division
and values We're scarcely given a test.
General cattle market range:
Best steers .s11.00012.0
Good to choice cows and
heifers ... 1850 900
Medium to good steers 5000 9.75
Fair to good steers ..... 5000 800
Common to fair steers 1000 500
Choice cows and heifers 5000 1000
Good to choice cows and
heifers ....--... 7.15 % 1O.OO
heifers ,........... $3.50 7.75.
heifers ............ 1850 Sis
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-17

The following prices are the prices
being paid to producers by Pendleton
business houses. Wherever retail
prices are Givon the fact will be spe-
cially mentioned.
Eggs and Poultry.
Eggs, S0cGt S5c.
Hens. to zoe.
Chickens, zoe a pound.
Country Ham. Ets.
Ham. best quality, 2Sc.
Bacon, best quality, 40c.
Butter Fat and Butter
Butter, S125 G$1.35.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-17

''You shouldn't say this young
couple committed matrimony'
"Why not?"
"It isn't good taste. You talk as il
they had done something wrong
"They have. When a young man
who isn't earning over $25 a week
married girl who can't boil water
and thinks that when she charges n
hat to father It never has to be paid
for, in my opinion they have COM
mitted matrimony." - Birmingham
Age Herald.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-17

A census of the oregon country ta-
ken in 1S45 showed a total popula-
tion of PHO. There were 1853 males
and S51 females, of whom 10 males
and Al females were over the age of
45. Between the ages of 10 and 45
there we're 615 males and 322 females.
The population was distributed by
coupties IS follows: Clackamas, 3G1;
Champoeg (Marion), 200; Clatsop. 81;
Tualatin. $685. Yamhill. AIS.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-17
LIST OF GUILTY IN WAR
WILL TOTAL $50 NAMES

PARIS, Jan. 1.-THE list of Ger
man war guilty. whose surrender viii
be demanded by the allies, is COM
pleted, newspapers here today decldr-
ed. They said it will total $50 names.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-17

water until tender, and rinse in cold
water. Cook the parsley. onion and
pepper in little water with the but
ter. Pour off the water or allow it to
boil away. Beat the egg white and
yolI separately. Mix all the ingredi-
ents, cutting and folding in the stiffly
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-17
Cats Off a Dollar:
Corn Also Easier.

Oat prices today are off a dollar all
around and corn, likewise, shows a
weaker tone. Only the No. grade
barley is offered, and the bid remains
at $40 a ton. Mill feed is still strons
at S44.I5 ton, f. o. b. mills. Corn is
quoted at $3.50 for. delivery and S5S
for future today with oats at $50, SCI
and S63.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-17

beaten whites at the last. Line n quart
baking dish with buttered paper; turn
the mixture into 1t; set the baking dish
In a pan of hot water, and bake in a
moderate oven from one-half to
three fourths of an hour. Serve with
tomato sauce.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-17
IOWA BANK LOOTED;
ROBBERS GET AWAY

KNOXVILLE, Ia, Jan. 1.-THE
first national bank of Pleasantville.
Iowa was looted early today and an
unknown sum taken. The robbers es-
capped.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-17

a Missourian who killed an editor
has been held for murder without bail.
There was time when nothing more
would have been done than to regret
that editors were not protected under
the game law.-Louisville Courier
journal.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-17

1-2 cup of macaroni broken into
small pieces. cup of milk. table,
spoon of butter. tablespoon chopped
green pepper, ! cup of soft bread
crumbs. teaspoon each Of chopped
onion andparsley. 3 eggs, l teaspoon
Of salt. 1-2 cup of grated cheese.
Cook the macaronI In boiling salted
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-17
Cattle Hold We'll
Mutton EauCriV Sought.

I. Run of livestock at North Portland
was small with a total of but seven
loads. Hogs were in demand. cattle
held fairly well and there was an ex-
oellent tone in the mutton division.
Quite a fair showing of hcgs greeted
the buyers. Demand was strong at the
opening and SIG tops again ruled with
the market strong at that.
Garnrnl Ecer II NJ
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-17
DAILY MARKET NEWS OF PENDLETON

Gamers . $500 $50
Bulls 5000 500
Best light calves ...... 13.0O@16.00
Heavy calves .. 7.OO11250
Stockers and feeders -. 5000 $50
liberal strength was maintained for
both mutton and lambs. Just a few
head appeared for sale and these were
quickly snapped up at fun values.
General sheep and lamb range:
East of mountain lambs. S14.50@D 1925
Best light valley lambs. 13.0O@ 1900
Best heavy valley lambs 12.50@ 1880
Feeder lambs .. 12.OO@14.OO
Yearlings 12.OO6 90
Wethers ... 11.506D12. so
Ewes 1000 $50
The Washington times., 1920-08-04
"A Zoning System Being Cae50y
Considered
By BILL PRICE.

Ii is plain that satisfactory zoning system 90
ington-affectng it will public and priv@ts Int-rs
the entire Distrct-must be worked only aft~r
thoughtful consideration from every possible v~~pazE
The Zonng Commisson-virtually the Distnet Csuuus
sioners rulers of Washngon-is giving every stF-~
tunity the public to make its views known In h.s sE
in daily consultation with committees Of citizens r-pr~nt
ing different sections and is earnestly tying work
system that will be acceptable to a large majority sf Ma
ngton people 1t seeks the views of eitizrn
subject desiring light from all angles On August th-
commission will hold public hearing and after that I'll
formulate the system that is TO regulate future balnx
affairs of Washington This system will become eectivs
September l. The wise plan, therefore, is for the pabc
offer its suggestions The commission receivns
many letters the subject and welcomes them
There is conflict between idease and practical vi-~r
what sort of zonng system will be est for the District
1t very important that unsefsh Washngtonians unmn
full of property interests and with single thought for
future of the Federal Capital should consult with the
mission offer their advice In such municipal advance
this public body like the commission often hndS >
concealed under the cloak of pretended public god
The commission will doubt proceed cautiously wfb
its regulations adopting nothing drastic 10 Inur The
community at the beginning The regulations q oOure
subject to change the system develops Its u-efuln and
its benefits to the National Capital ought to b. prUwpty
apparent after operation begins.
Commissioners BROWNLOW and KUTZ eon-i~s-
emily thoughtful in seeking the full participation of tho pub
lie in all matters vtally affecting the city They ouA
be cOnsderate in this respect they ectei A.
rectly by the votes of the people
The Washington times., 1920-08-04
Letters to the Editor

To tho Editor of THE TIMES
Some days ago you mentioned the
fact that according to Mr.. Sludge
Prof. Hyslop received his voice after
passing over and was regaling his
followers with the usual inanities
that come from the other side. Now,
about the time Prof Hyslop died a
man named Elwell was shot through
the head and instantly killed. The
circumstances of the murder indicate
that he knew the killer. What has
become OF his spirit? was 1t annihi-
lated? why doesn't some one call Ell
well up and ask him who killed him7
wish there were some means by
which Conan Doyle and oliver Lodge
could be backed into corner and
forced to answer.
II spirit return" were true, hidden
crime would be impossible. And that
IL whore spirit 'sm breaks down the
moment you ask OF II somcthiug be-
yond trivialitics.
The Washington times., 1920-08-04
fred Black on "The Stingy Young Man

But if you arc loving, impulsive,
generous, quick of sympathy and
light of heart, let mo beg you, my
dear, not to tie yourself to a cold,
calculating, self-conscious, selfish
curmudgeon, who will think more
of his bank account in a minute
than he would of yoY in year. l
don't mind about the man being
stingy with his money. Some of
the best people l know-the kind
est and the noblest-are very care
full with money, and those who love
them usually see the day when
they're glad of it. But when man
begins to be stingy with his love,
and the showing of it, and that be-
fore he's married, I'd just as soon
marry a Goldfish caught off the
Newfoundland Banks and be done
with it.
No warm hearted, affectionate,
impulsive girl could ever be happy
with a man like that-not if he
turned into millionaire and sat
up all night cutting coupons every
time the first Of the month came
around.
Thrift, prudence, good manage
ment, common sense in the use OF
money-all these things are fine
qualities. But cold-heartedness,
selishness, mean suspicion, petty
stinginess-not for memo, thank
you!
I'd rather marry light-hearted
fool, without a cent to his name,
and take my chances at finding
something to laugh at anyhow,
when I slipped my hand into his
and wandered through the world
to seek my fortune.
Copyright, 1890, Newspaper Feature ssr
vice, lnc.)
The Washington times., 1920-08-04
THE L,DDEx FUuGEN

FEfn 7 MhFNAas - aa r. -
r~ltabis uase~-af1rsr -
that th~ a-sssr o. rrH aaaar -
- iasfss f--t 80 - - -
lem wtsh car~ g. rrurH
Thr iarE~ "a .-HFT r u~
saia to ansasr rHn
HACkE-T 49, lsaslN SO
foir fh= e. r~~s .r rrH a aHH~
That 49, 49, rreH -
isafte-t 10y Fars 49, -
th~rr $3.50. ri H
l--feuf 1a1m -
aEai--r . - A. -
D. h~td nwar e. 49,
ir. a. uret-n-r - H -
a. whaf k~turr H - -
the inNt~r snuH
The Washington times., 1920-08-04
THE PIPE PRsBLEM

RegzrdinE 80 49, r~
FRANK J. HUEkf-L-- e. e. - "a
u will taxi a o 49, ru -
the an<w-rs 49, - Hss
JOHN r. WEkTFfkl1- ~ ~ -
-Read~r- q a NJ aE~EET 80
HAFt.I. .F-rNssE-E 49, ~ # rFlN- -
szy u la rninur~H
= N ~TF.ss<NIIsE-r g. 49,
DIS ~ ~ w~rH- H
4. = HfTTEELI 49, -
- ~~D.ras.
= l. sIFEt-tfaN 49, -r aa.r
The Washington times., 1920-08-04
u,..sr~r~.. 49, --s-@

{. n v ~ 49, r-r - -
the smAllest th1nE !. s,-s---r- -
after ycars - 49, 49, - =
j. the gcners.-r z-- - ra -
ming bsU
MA g. go
Ws'a rnHH
"a -r~as =Herr
The Washington times., 1920-08-04
BY WINIFRED BLACK.

E'S good-looking and a good
RI dresser. He can sing, he can
tell rather a good story in
rather a good way; he has a posi-
tion which isn't SO bad as positions
60, and some day he will be
rather prosperous man.
She's in love with him and has
been engaged to him for a year
but all her friends hate the sight
of him. They say he is selfish and
cold-hearted and scheming and
stingy.
The girl says herself that in all
this time she's been engaged to
him he has never given her even a
bunch Of flowers. He doesn't be-
lieve in what we call "such Tom
foolishness." They go to the NOV
les once or twice a week, and en-
joy them together, but he never
asks her to have even a glass Of
soda after the movie, and he has
never given her a box of candy in
his life.
Once, when there was particu-
alrly good play at one Of the the
aters and all her friends were go
ing to see it, she limited and hint
ed, but he wouldn't take her. He
said he couldn't afford it, and she
knew at the time he had nearly
$1,000 in the savings bank.
She says she knows he cares a
great deal for her, but he's afraid
of showing it. He's told her that
he would never allow himself to
ego crazy" over any girl.
Now what shall she do?
Listen to her friends and drop
the man?
Or listen to her own heart and
marry him?
Well, my dear girl. wouldn't
mind so much about his not buying
tho theater tickets, and not giving
YOU candy. wouldn't even be too
mad at him for not buying you
posy now and then. The woman
he marries will probably have a
limousine and a sable coat some
day-when he gets good and ready
10 buy It for her-whlle the girl
who marries the generous young
fellow who's always bringing her
something, pretty or something
nice will probably have to make
over her dresses. But that about
"never going crazy about any
girl"-I don't care for that very
much, and his idea that he mustn't
show that he cares for the girl he's
asked to be his wife--somehow,
that doesn't appeal to me, either.
He seems to think a great deal
about himself, doesn't he7 Always
telling what he would do-and
what he wouldn't. There wouldn't
be very much romance about life
with man like that, would there !
But perhaps you don't care for TO
The Washington times., 1920-08-04
Once-Overs
Copyright 1920, International Feature Service In
THE ExTRAyAGANCE or LEISURE.

imagine where you will be
family
conditions
Stop drifting and join the class -a,'h looks ahead
thought that plenty
OF little something to increase your earning
capacity
But the 1t of the harder 1t is going to he
In our a than the present
viii feel too old
what years bring torth
certain things which wish
might had enable the benefit yet you hesitate
the crossing of the roads whether to improve Iousc mind
genuine hard wtrH an ctsm
Why is less active to Ec np ne' things?
Go ahead and make all Of yourself odaynow-"he the
8 leisure valuable.
The Washington times., 1920-08-04

nance yourself? Perhaps you just
want a comfortable home and a
reliable, responsible husband who
will take care Of you-if you don't
cost too much-and like you we'll
The Washington times., 1920-08-04

enough-so long as you don't make
yourself too expensive.
Well, then, in that case you are
two of kind, and you belong to-
gether.
The Washington times., 1920-08-04

Every poor male fsh who
doesn't like roll-down hose can
look the other way. I'm
young girl and wear 'em because
they are so cool. But I'm not
ashamed of the shape OF tn"
limbs I put 'em on. Love to the
old colum. I'm for IL till
Niagara Falls mot my hose.D
BETTY T..
The Washington times., 1920-08-04
ss11EARD, SEEk4
THs wAN es rUw w~gA

This Nor,ius- uATEiN- - -
brick
No wosd~s m uo-.~u 80 - - 49,
It's tra. n. M - a uranas Hsrala1a-r
Using -.iy 80 80 -
But always ~harp 90 80 - - 80
Ne he. thu family ~.~s - - -
On. woman. ser-aa hass - sgE-~T q -
of thts f,~rfef-f sr--ar.~n - waswlT -
~ you do th-n =. saerfsa~ 49,
You'll thiuE - tks umsn - nramn
who ssbsfitsf-~ faT "a - - 80 -
And also -4rfs fsil rr--~s-sra@ -
Cox H.rdinE cunt q ~ - -
Too stuck ~ f-r a.y - -
Every time tk.s h-Ns - - -
They leave h~rrs al H4aI a.
Why cant ts~s ~~~~n c~~< m~~n - -"
Then they ~11if - ~~~xs ~unns -
Little Birde- - e@f --.-x~ -
send a complete hst e 90 7ss-rs 9,
Apollo GArd~n- tn~rs.~@~si uu@s
their pecglizrItes xac p~r~s-z a.
sociations. ThAns yeC- bEr9-- -
young folks' love 1snrrs 49, -.~r
own
The Washington times., 1920-08-04
THINGS IN GENERAL

Continued from first two
of America and some nations in Euope c-~
Lenin to pay the Cars debts.
Certain fnanciers and statesmen IN this o~x~T @x~
they have the right to ship Americans % R-zx1 Izr
would ship bunch of sheep from Kansas c>ry ~ cz<m
merely question of changing sscckyzrdA Ev~ - -
discourage that impression before p-v@-~~- h. m-
dance, before the great drives f~ csug-m- h@um
begin, and before you told tha, - ss.-r -
or going abroad 10 fight Russia II PruS - -
to live in America.
Later on, of course, n w~ .r- On ~~w ~~.
no matter how, no matter ~ whcz ~ b. --w~-~ws
duty to fight and get thu oSsutry - - m-@
the late William Dean Ho-ers n-d ~ - - [
country, right or wrong wnilr ~ - - -
sentiment, IL the ealy oe~ Ger g-~@ - m
The Washington times., 1920-08-04
TE..nING HER TO SWIM.

U seen him do it. the son-of-s-gun.)
She-Oh, there. now hold me; don't
push me that way.
He-Ycs, kick your feet. wave your
arms, now you're of.
Wow. gurgie, help, help. Joe. blub. bluo,
stop, I'll scream:
You tell EN- she didn't; she drank half the
stream.
Also / seen this:
One little tease had dimpled knees.
Ono little miss had none.
Else IL she did. she kept EN- hid,
Which amt what she outs done.
One little elf was sweet herseif.
Her dear little suit much more so,
To her limbs N arms IL added charms
w. &. G.
The Washington times., 1920-08-04

They say sugar attracts flies. II
surely does attract human flies when
advertised in big letters in newspa-
pers. j. p. T.
The Washington times., 1920-08-04
Who remembers
EARL GOODWIN,
OLIVER p. NEWMAN.
JOHN VAN SCHAICk:
= n

The worst gost-getter OF all v
the girl who tells you Of the fel-
lows she knows with high-priced
autos but is always ready to ride
in a Henry +.
4 a.
The Washington times., 1920-08-04

If clothes make the man. then
the Lord Is exonersted in con
nection with r street lizards.
cake-eaters and fappers.
A. II. c
The Washington times., 1920-08-04

wouder 49, -ua1f rau--~
~ thsy trzrsE 90 So
of a viEcruu- vuu.E -
into " = Ervsrs aE-E n-
TEEu NrT~Em
The Washington times., 1920-08-04

FRED WALKER is certain that
the recent yacht race is not to be
compared with the old-fashioned
schooner races, with foam on al
sides and every participant stuck
on the bar.
Hear him further:
Some girls are never referred
to as beautiful until they arc
seen in onc-piecc bathing suits.
A lot of things are explained
since French scientists have
found that the brain Is not
located in the head.
The thrill that comes once in
a life-time--President HAM says
he does not intend to ask for
higher street car fares.