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Washington Journal., 1920-06-11

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ltfo nelerItanoen miro slm Simmel loben
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llno Wenihen iuer0en mieoer Mteniden iein,
llno griiher meroen 8riioereriiBe toui1en,
3 goloner Jreibeitstag, i6 narte ocin!
Washington Journal., 1920-06-11
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Washington Journal., 1920-06-11
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Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-11-24
NO BALL GOWNS Fos BUSINESS

1on never sao young
man going 20 work In tuxedo ....
and dancing pumps combined
colorc,l Shirt and tweed 'r.1., .t
YOU do soc girls going 10 work IN com.
hina'ions of bali room finer, and
tailored thia"s - So -p"ak- NJ. boy,
Lake Forest c. Boston aduaratjrg
sin'Nlcr dra for women
Mrs Forest effort are pani.ulml,
aimed at garh fer business woma1
hut she Includes a blea for r'othif
suited to the occu1aticnal women o.
all Glasses and ages She make.
plain, moreover. that she f. not sce<
ing 10 drive women % the adoption of
y uniform Of manniYh attire. as most
women suspect when they hear dress
reform preached y DO not oo'ioyo
in either sh" saws u herald a nov
day when business women will prefer
simple clothes to Terishahlc finer,
and choose to wear the former en- all
occasions
Mrs Forest as preei 'nne or the Ma
tiOnal Federation Of Professional ANA
Business Women is enlsting tho peo
eral support of her associates in club
dom in the reform, and its effect
should be widespread. There Is need
of It not only in the business world
but in other realms az well AVID i,
should have the approval of sensible
men and women everywhere,
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-11-24

EIks' Matinee Dance
THANKSGIVING afternoon, 10 {.
The central record. (Lancaster, Ky.) 18??-current, 1920-10-07

NO. Large brick double store
room, 45Xl0S, located on 45Xl50. Main
Street in the best business section of the
town, just opposite the Vaughn Hotel.
Over the two rooms Is large opera
house, ready for use, with about 400
seats. Has large basement under each
of the store rooms One of the store
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15

When the Governor Of Kentucky
undertakes personally to conduct
litigation for the State, he adds
neither to the dignity of his office
nor to the strength of the states
cause, and he sadly demeans both
the office and the incumbent of the
office of Attorney General, and the
whole thing takes on an air of par
tizanship calculated to bring justice
into disrepute. S
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15

The Elizabethtown News says it is
a platform (which will satisfy all
reasonable MEMORIALS and will make
votes for the Party" The more one
reads it, the more clearly this APP
pears; and if one will but compare it,
section by section, thought with
thought, and underlying spirit with
underlying spirit, thus drawing out
all the venom and hatred of the on
and the forward looking purpose of
the other the more irrefutable does
this conclusion of Colonel Summers
appear.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15

The Hartford Herald says: eff
making such a record as will cause
your party to believe in you to such
an extent it favors a continuance
of your policy, is bossing, then
President Wilson bossed the San
Francisco Convention" And we
say, eff that be treason, make the
most of it."
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15

Pa, why does girls wear peek-a.
boo waists and short skirts7
The law prohibits heir wearing
fig leaves, my son.
.-------- - >-.&.s-4
Judging from the number of wom-
en- that were running after Elwell,
whist expert and turfman of New
York, we can't help believing he
killed himself in self defense.
There are a lot of girls that be-
lieve if they were measured they
would make Annette Kelleman look
like a cork screw.
Men did you ever notice that a
barber never sharpens his razor un-
til he has lather rubbed i'm your eyes
and nose or a hot towel on your
face.
John d. Rockefeller is S1-his
gasoline is almost up with him.
The FLYER owners can now have
the laugh on the owners of high
power cars. The law won't let them
run over fifteen miles per hour.
By nominating Cox for President
we are assured of Democratic
newspaperman in the Presidential
chair.
Boys, if you want to get the girls
you go with mad at you don't try to
kiss them. "-a' ~as
That New York man that took
three hundred dollars out of his
wife's stocking was In all probable
ity getting the same money she took
from his trousers while he was
asleep. ~ az
Girls these days don't call for help
when they are being kissed, they
just help themselves.
That New Jersey man that is SUI
ing his wife for divorce because she
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15

Among things not mentioned in the
Republican Platform: Americas part
in the War. Was this not impor-
tant? Was it not honorable? Could
not the Republicans have remem-
bered at least our dead who died in
the Warq Their silence deserves
IN earnest rebuke.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15

Even an apple finds it difficult to
conceal that j thas been in cold stor-
age all winter, although it does bet
ter in that respect than the anti
ouated epp.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15

Most of us love flowers, but we
seldom get any bouquets thrown at
rs till the day Of the funeral.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15

hadn't kissed him for three years
must be the same fellow that bought
the Woolworth building and Brook
lyn bridge for two hundred dollars
while on visit to New York.
Dear Editor-''How can / improve
my runningq"-Runner.
go to Mexico and get a job on
the Presidents staff"
Mr.. Bangs-"Can your daughter
carry a tune?"
Mrs. Bhnks-"Yes."
Mr.. Bangs-'Then have her carry
the one she is singing out and bury
it."
If some girls were as adept in
rolling biscuits as they are in rolling
their stockings they would bring
ever lasting joy to their mothers.
Instead of rolling them down,
girls, why not wear mems sox and
be done with it9
Preacher-T pronounce you man
and wife-young man don't ever
blame me for doing this, You made
me do it,"
She "You are looking so well
since prohibition went into effect"
He-"Yes, and if powder and
paint was as high as whisky you'd
look better too.
Ride and the world rides with you,
Walk and you walk alone,
For the fiappers won't fall
For fellow at all,
Who hasn't car of his own.
Luke McLuke.
>-~--
If you are Polite, you rid the
world of Cad.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15

A woman is as old as she looks
before she gets her coffee in the
morning.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15

If you are Polite, you rid the
world of Cad.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15

That New Jersey man that is SUI
ing his wife for divorce because she
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15

Girls these days don't call for help
when they are being kissed, they
just help themselves.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15
Sport Skirts Specially Priced
$11.OO, $3.50, $1,000

Skirts of shmmerng silks and satnsn white and bright and
beautiful colors that fashion sport coors Skirts of
Baronet Satin Kumsi Kumsa, Calcium Crepe Tricolee
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15

Dear Editor-"How can / improve
my unning?"-Runner.
go to Mexico and get job on
the Presidents staff"
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15
A Clearance of Children's Bingham Dresses
$3.50, $500, $3.50, $500

Cdrens Bingham Dresses in pads checks and solid coors
Bloomer styles MILDLY styles short wasted Sizes to and
to 16 years.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-07-15
FACTS and FANCIEs
(By Mack)

Pa, why does girls wear peek-a-
boo waists and short skirts?
The law prohibits heir wearing
fig leaves, my son.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16
Ripping Rhymes
PARTING GUESTS.

I like to have my friends come
in, when evenings growing gray,
and talk of autos made of tin. of
hens and hogs and hay. Their
coming does not make me sore; It's
this that makes me grieve: When
they would go. their visit DER, they
take SO long to leave! They quit
the dazzling sitting room, at half
past ten o'clock; then In the hairs
religious gloom they talk and talk
and talk. At last they leave my
humble door. but on the porch they
pause, and for another hour or
more they ply their useful jaws.
The night is waxing old and late
when down the walk they go. and
then they loiter at the gate TO talk
an hour or so. How grand is that
infrequent guest who says. at nine
o'clock. Time flies apaee, you want
to rest. SC I will take a walk" He
takes his walking stick and hat, and
when he comes some more. he finds
a welcome on the mat that lies be-
fore the door. My friends are well
coined to my gate and harmless
suds shall flow; but when it's time
TO pull their freight, l wish they'd
up and sol
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

with whom does Governor Cox
stand-with Roosevelt or with
Reed7 Both are for him and both
think they interpret true Democra-
tic doctrine. yet on the issue Of the
League Of Nations these two promi-
nent Democrats are IS far apart as
the polls. How can Cox satisfy
both?
Perhaps after tomorrow's confer
enee with PRECEDENT Wilson the
Democratic nominee will be in 4
position to declare himself-at least
he may be expected to take q stand
that will leave no room for doubt
as to his position on the League Of
Nations when he delivers his speech
Of acceptance.
But the public is equally anxious
to know where Harding stands on
this same issue. His position is even
more than Cox's. Is Harding
with johnson or with Taft? He
cannot be with both. VIII he be
man enough in his speech of &C
ceptance to declare himself so that
he cannot be misunderstood?
The call today is for men big
enough to face the issues in a man
ly fashion. This cannot be done by
trying to please two such extreme
factions as are now to be found in
both parties.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16
Luke McIuk Saws.

Why is it that a man will never
go to his wife for advice the way
he will go to an absolute stranger?
The drys act as though they are
willing you should ignore the Ten
Commandments as long as you obey
their commandment: Thou shalt net
drink anything but water.
We know a girl who has: spent
three years at Vassar getting the
higher education. And she came
on her vacation and the first thing
she did was to get off a street car
backward.
OF course, it is none of my bust
ness. But in hot weather you al
see right through the average wo-
mans modesty.
A husband can tell when his wife
is jealous by the way she tells him
every five minutes that she isn't.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16
A SUCCESSFUL TRIP

It was a most successful trip
that the representatives of the Rar-
itan Terminal and Waterways
Association made on the Raritan
bay and river Wednesday. The
wonderful possibilities of this sec
ton for harbor development has
been once more impressed on the
minds Of influential men. BY keep
ing everlastingly at it something IS
bound to be accomplished sooner or
later.
The presence of the great govern
ment arsenal at Germantown is a
decided feature that is going to
carry much weight in securing
recognition from congress. The
government has learned from ex-
perience that it is desirable to be
able to dock large vessels directly
alongside the docks where the ma
terials are to be loaded. Had this
been possible during the late war
many weeks of time would have
been saved in getting the vessels
back and forth to France. When
ships were so scarce this saving
would have amounted to millions of
dollars and aided greatly in ending
the war.
Raritan arsenal Is located on tide
water because of the advantage of
steamship transportation, but un-
less there is deep water up the
river, at least as far as the arsenal
dock, this advantage is largely lost.
Then, too, the location of the
large potash plant just below New
Brunswick shows the possibilities of
great developments along the wa
terway If the channel is made deep
enough for large vessels. These are
days when commerce is of the ut
most Importance and it is desirable
to avoid as much handling of
freight as possible. With a channel
deep enough, industries are bound
to locate in this vicinity and steam
ship lines will at onc become IN
terested because of the convenience
that this immediate locality offers.
Frequent trips on the water
hereabouts by those who are inter-
ested in booming these waterways
are to be encouraged. We cannot
become too. familiar with the har-
Dor. OF course. the more congress
men and government officials that
can be induced to go along the bet
ter. This is the right kind of pub
licity. It is enterprising and shows
that the association is at work ia
earnest.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16
oh. Look Who's Here,
(The independently

Cine independently
REMARKABLE REMARKS.
Luke McLuke-What has become
of the old-fashioned girl who used
to think?
Vice President Marshall would
MT take the presidential nomination
on a silver platter.
Warren G. Harding-If we must
have Anarchy in the land or hateful
~autocracy, 1 choose a~utocracy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

The man hadsa toothache.
He passed an Office which bore
this sign: painless Dentistry"
The man went in and had the
tooth pulled.
The man came out holding his
jaw.
He glared at the sign that said:
painless Dentistry"
Now 1 know what Ananias did
for a livingl" said the man.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16
The Land of the Free.

1t is not at all unlikely that the
bigots will compel Congress to make
July 1 the great national holiday
instead of July 4. July 4 is merely
the day we celebrate the Decla-
ration of Independence while luiy
l is the anniversary of the day the
Declaration of Prohibition vent
into effect.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16
Our Joe Miller Contest.

Captain Jim Kinnarney. OF LOUIS
vile, claims that the oldest joke is
the enc about the school teacher
who was examining a thick-headed
boy. where was. the declaration
of independence signed?" asked the
teacher. "At the bottom" replied
the boy.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

All things are said to have a
turning point, but when will prof.
teers do something for humanity as
well as to humanity?
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

do you know of anything that
will remove grease spots from
cIothes?" asked the Old Fogy.
II sure do" replied the Crouch,
What is 1t 2" asked the Old Fogy.
Crouch.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

In order to keep up with the
births of new oil companies. watch
es with a faster tick should be
made.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16
Our Daily SneciaI.

Half the world is trying to get
something into the paper and the
other half is trying to keep some
thing out of the paper.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

The Arabs hardy, It Is said,
He roams his native land;
He doesn't nina sand in his bed,
His bed is in the sand.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

Search warrants are being used
to hunt for liquor. Why not call
in a few rum-hounds to trail it
down.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

During these h. c. l. days rail-
road capitalists shouldn't complain
about their jam.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

Charles T. Urbin and Helen
Blazes were married in Springfield,
Ohio, last Monday.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

Probably the reason for so many
politicians going to the lower re-
gions is that they follow the mass
es.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

Where did Wiseguy get all his
money!" asked Smith
He invented an elbow bleach fuR
women replied Brown.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

The chicken roost,
Out at our place,
Sure is a high
And mitey place.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

my 1andi This stuff is far too deep
For me-" said Mr.. Hooser:
Were 1 to say I saw the sheep
Would 1 meal or two sir?"
Newark Advocate.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16
Strange!

No, dear reader. Porter House
isn't in the meat business. He is
manager of the Martinsburg w. Va.)
Fruit Exchange.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16
Do They Want Her to Lay in Coal?

Cad. in Urbana (Ohio) Democrat
WANTED-Hen to unload coal.
Will pay so cents per hour. Urbana
Packing Company.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

IF more than one mongoose you
see
Explained Professor Mooses, -.
do not term them 'mongeese,' dear
me-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

and 1 am also stumped, by gosh"
Said wise old Hiram Wenser,
Were I to say. I saw the fish,
Would l mean n or ten, sir?"
Hastings (Neb.) Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

oh, Say, Can You Seei
Through the land,
They have their fling;
The See-More, and
See-Everything.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16
Bits ofBy-Ploy

BY LUKE McLUKE.
Copyright, 1920, the Cincinnati
~1nquirer.)
Fact
This rhyme Is clever.
Study it.;
A knocker never
Makes a hit.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-07-16

The plural is mongooses.'
Luke McLuke.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-27

milk. A quart of milk a day for every
child and pint a day for every adult
should be used whenever possible Less
meat is required where an abundance
Of milk is used.
3-Foods Rich In Starch--These in
clude the cereals and the flours made
from them; also such prepared pastes
as mAcarohi spaghetti and noodles, and
sweet and white potatoes. This group
is needed to furnish heat and energy to
the body.
4-Foods Rich In Sugar-Cane, beet
and maple sugar. molasses, syrup, hon
ey. raisins, dates, figs, jams marma-
ladies', jellies, candy and frosted cakes
are included in this group. A certain
amount OF food OF this kind is needed
every day to supply heat and energy to
the body-one- third cup sugar or its
equivalent is all that is necessary.
5-Foods Rich in Fats-This group in
cludes fat meat, butter, oleomargarine
and many of the animal or vegetable
fats and oils Two to four ounces are
required daily, and for children part of
this should be butter.
X Flnvoring and condiments are not
absolutely needed by the body, and are
not considered as food elements, but
they play an important part in making
inexpensive meals attractive.
Some food specialists include water
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-27

II would he fine to take along a
small tent and equipment In which ia
Their and son might bunk together while
they dine with the farm family. This
tent would also serve r. good purpose
FOR certain necessary and perhaps fire.
quent outings In the woods and along
the streams
II win be necessary to break the boy
In at the farm work ny degrees 30
not permit him to become extremely
sore from the early effort either phys
ieally or mentally, Keep the work re-
lated TO him as kind Of tonic, but
permit no sinking And II he Is a
imam OF sedentary habits. Dad had bet
ter light down on the farm work In n
quiet and gentle manner during the
first few days
Determine to make this month on tho
farm combination Of pleasure and
profitable experience. Mix in with the
farm folks, Jolly them 30 to their
Sunday meetings, join in their service.
And, by the close of tho month, prove
10 them that you and the boy are the
genuine article,
Thus YOU recuperate your health, you
renew your spirit, you obtain a new
self respect, you effect the salvation Of
your boy
Come on, hop to 1t on the farm, you
city Dad.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-27
For the Table

The five food grolps are given below
If the homemaker will consult them in
constructing menus until she has
learned where each class belongs she
will have taken an important step In
the correct choice of food for her fam
lily: ..A.
fruits and veoetables--This group
Is rich in mineral salts and body regu.
lating substances and should be used
abundantly in the diet, They also fur
nish roughage in the form Of indigest-
ible plant fiber, which supplies bulk
and aids in the elimination of waste
products, thus preventing constipation
The growth producing substances
called "vitamines," are also present In
fruit and leafy vegetables, and for this
reason should be given freely to chill
dran. Al G
2--Meats and Meat substltutes--This
group includes meat, fish, eggs, milk
cheese, dried beans, peas lentils and
nuts, These contain large amount o.
protein" substance needed to builC
and repair muscle tissue.
In the case of children part of the
protein food should always be who's
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-03-27
Man s" Idea
Of "Woman =
BY HELEN ROWLAND.

Every man thinks
That, II woman tells her age she
must be fibbing-and II she doesn't she
must be antique
That, II she Is sweet and cordial to
him, she is trying TO arouse his inter-.
est-and II she Is cold and indifferent,
she il trying 10 pique his vanity.
That If she believes all the flatter-
ing things he says. she must be 4 soft
headed little fOol--and II she Aesn' (,
cynlc.
That, II she is arrayed and ready to
receive him when he calls she has
been sitting there waiting for him
and Il she isn't she Is upstairs primp.
ing for him,
That, il she permits him to kiss Der,
any man could-and II she doesn't, no
man could!
That II he offers her an inexpensive
gift, she will think him penurious-and
4 he offers her costly one, she will
think him serious.
That. II she wears fluffy clothes and
high French heels, she is probably
frivolous and vain~-and II she goes In
for mannish tailored suits and COM
mon sense boots, she is probably UNI
feminine and unnatural.
That, II. she agrees with everything
he says, she is angling for him-and
II she disagrees with anything he says,
or insists on having her own wayt she
is "naEginR' him.
That, IL she isn't in love with him,
she must be In love with somebody
else--and that II she isn't in love with
somebody else she must eventually fall
In love with him!
That there are only two kinds of
woman in the world
Those who talk Ibsen md Schopen-
hauer and feminism-and those who
talk styles and baby talk, and read
Harold Bell Wright.
Those who are more insipid than
cup oustard--And those who are more
insidious than champagne.
Those who say Come hither'-and
those who say, Sir"
Those whom he dare not kiss-and
those whom he dare not stop kiss
ing.
Those who are trying to lure" him
and those who would try to "re-
form" him,
Those who are "too good for him"
and possess all the virtues and per-
fections OF angles--and those who pos
sess all the piquancy OF caviare and
all the Righteousness of little demons.
And the only thing that no man
ever thinks about woman, is that
she may possibly be-
Just plain human!
copyright, 1920, by the Wheeler Syn
dictate, inc)