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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19

90 each other, What must be the stomach Of tae
republican party II il can endure much longer the
rauseating performance Of sVme Of its so-calleG
"big men" The League issue? Not content with
stuiufying themselves they are also trying to gold
brick others When the country comes 20 its senses
it. VIII thank God that wilson did not take any Of
those big men with him 20 Paris They are max
ing laughing stock enough Of The country al home.
Just James 81 Cox ability beyond compar-
son with Warren Harding 80 is he dignity and
truthfu.ness beyond comparison with him. The
country knows precisely where he stands today. and
If is precisely where he stood at the beginning Of
the campaign And knows thar when ne speaks
il is James " Cox that IS speaking He does not
have to wait for anyone tell him what to say
lie knows what TO say and he has the courage 20
say 1t. There are no Borahs and Johnsons lashins
him into saying something one day or Tafts and
understands visiting him the next and. clubbing
him into saying something directly the opposite
Instead of allowing political bosses to tell it %
him ne tells it 70 them. Where Harding is a servils
tool Of bosses, Cox is a true leader Of men.
Surely no one can have overlooked that when
t comes TO ability and executive experience no
one has the face to attempt TO present Harding as
the equal Of Cox II would simply raise prolonged
Ian h,er In addition TO his proved executive ex-
PERI, nee in private business Of national and world
affairs (recalng his service in congress and his
mani Cox possesses remarkable tact and poise
Where Harding so afraid Of hecklers that his
managers guard him against them, the
point of causing the arrest of at Baltimore.
Cox is just at home He almost invariably is able
turn the heckler into a lasting friend. In the
direction of his campaign and in his touring the
country he has proved master Of every situation.
The idiots who attempted to belIttle Cox TO speak
o. him a ward politician have been shriveled
up. The long-sunering public will stand for Just so
much II too much for it when old guard
harpies attempted to speak of Cox small in COM
parson with man of the caliber Of Warren G.
Harding.
The country could never forgive itself if st
should, by lapse, elect a dependable OF bosses
like Harding in preference TO Of the proved
ability and independence of Cox Cox has proved
his ability direct the destiny OF the nation Hard
ing has proved only the ABILITY 70 jump when the
strings pulled
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19
JUST FOLKS
BY EDGAR A. GUEST

NEXT TIME.
Times when he's been bad" they
say.
You must punish him today, o..
What's he going 10 be. II YOU
Let him go his way and do
Things like this, and don't correct
him?
Surely then you can't expect him
To grow UP the way he should"
Yep, 7 say, "TI make him good,
Send him in 10 me and I'll
Fix him up in proper style
And III tell him now that I'm
Going 10 punish him-neXt time"
Then his mother sends him in.
And he comes IN with a grin
And I Try 20 look as though
] was mad az him. but oh.
Comes the thought that such a lad
Couldn't be 50 very bad
But | know I've got 20 scOld
That mischievouse eight-year-old.
SO 7 take him on my knee
And / tell him what will be
Done 20 him for such q crime.
As his Observation-Disclosures time.
Hope III never live 10 see
That next time when I must be
Forced 10 carry out my threat.
Just because he may forget
All his promises and fall
Into trouble He's so small
And 60 full OF life that he
Can't forever perfect be.
Yet II there should come the day
I must punish him, I'll say:
I'll forgive you now. but I'm
Going 20 whip you sure-next time "
Copyright, 1920.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19
cox AND HARDING AS MEN.

As the campaign is drawing 10 a close there is
a thrill OF pride well the calm of assurance
for the supporters Of James NJ. Cox in the way ne
is reaching The hearts of the people of the entire
country as he has those Of his own state. Not
has he disappointed those who have placed conf
derce in him The country now understands way
the people OF his home state. those who know him
best. have elected him three times 70 The chief
eutiveship OF their great commonwealth the Of
rec they denied Warren O. Harding by more than
100000 when he sought IT,
What a miserable spectacle Harding has pre-
Ferted this campaign in contrast with the truth
ful disnifed and independen. Cox, Whereas not.
one word spoken by COX has been susceptible OF
two meanings. of two factions Of the republican
party each claims have assurance from Hard
that would mean the gold-bricking Of the other
the event u his election one Of the most dis
gustirg things Of the oamEaisn is the perform
ance OF AR Taft-a former president and spoken
OF aspiring 20 the supreme court bench-urgins
the election Of Harding on the basis that the lat
ter VIII not keep his word TO The Johnson irrecon-
clabie foes OF the treaty THAI he is with them
heart and soul
court trying 20 get votes for candidate on the
ground that The latter can be depended upon TO
break pledges Then think Of putting cur high
Office a time like This man either so spine
less dishonest 70 allow two factions 70 ap-
peal for him promises Numerically opposed
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19
The Horoscope
TUESDAY. OCT. 10

The astral forces, while operating
TO bring about lasting and worth
while improvement BY the removal
OF old obstac and congested con-
ditions. DO not seem 20 make much
Roadway as far as financial pros
poets are concerned. Jupiter Is IN A
discoura ging position as tc his re-
lations 70 both Sol and Luna-posi-
tons which, warn against all hazar-
dous use u moneys, either il specu-
lation. investment or lending Of
moneys Changes. removals or
Journeys should be postponed. Social
domestic OF romantic affairs should
thrive. especially the latter. as the
Young are promised courship and
marriage.
Those whose birthday il Is should
succeed II thsy attend carefully 10
business. retaining from specula-
ton or lending OF money. Ccurtship
and maria &c are among The prob
abilities A child born on this day
should be steady. active. persevering
well-conducted and succeed in life
by its industry. and true worth.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19
The Tower of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

ger" I exenaperize with graver-
".
NO" he allege. but are he
expeck 10 take humiilyatin loss
I ask? When in war time fam
ish customer come in and get
his lowance OF two pounds a
month for each person and we
punch hole in his card and
think war is hell. Now he
comes IN and pull out genners
roll which Is part OF weakly
wage and order nineteen pounds
Of shugger and punch hoal in
the days profits. I know
speckelater what sold shugger
short. and make ten thousand
dollars IN ten minutes but II
sell shugger short, the judge
would give me ten years.
I see Hon. Boss was gettin
historical so TO change suojeck
I say IN affab bic voice. y see
where Teller say he are able 70
perlong life 70 indefinite per
iod"
How are he able TO do it.
and what are use. gloom Boss
harmonizingly I ar not able
20 see why any one in grocer
bizness should want % add
more troublesome years
TT look 10 me he may DO
good bizness II unnertaker trust
do not get UP a millyun dollar
fun and buy him of, I otter
sagely. He claim 10 take man
seventy-five or older and rams
form into yuthful gallink, with
out changin his polerticks or
ccmplexyun. And all he uses
is a glance from a goat"
"Will WINNERS never cease,
Boss say with aw. 1T may be
poserable. I have seen glance
from a goat make a man jump
lively. so mebbe there IS sumpin
In it."
1T seenaslike there are crate
possibilities in the idea"
mobilize with judishul calm.
III these dockter fellers can
take humble goat and discover
such remarkable things, who
can immagine what would be
result Of further invessigashuns
IN animal kingdom. Now there
Is the elerfant what amt no use
in this country excep TO eat pea
nuts in a circus What would be
the effeck Of takin one OF the
glance from a elerfant and in
terducin it in the human sis
tenn along with glance from
lion. and posSerbly then we
could have a chAmpeen prize
- - 81
avverseries with a tipe writer.
BY usin anermals with proper
charackteristicks il should be
poserble to make the towards
brave. the weak strong, the vas
saIatin firm and the unjust
fair"
Yours investingly.
TOKORIMO SHAN.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19
More Truth
Than Poetry
By JAMES ]. MONTAGUE

on AND OFF.
Algernon with Ethel parts
Hot words have been said
Both with fury in their hearts
Vow they'll never wed.
When the morning sun is gliding
All the world outside
He jumps OF the Woolworth Build
ing
She takes cyanide.
Just a word or two would set
All their troubles straight
Neither need 10 have met
Such an awful fate.
But we should have said 20 you
At the very start
This is not the way folks do
It's dramatic art
Chin and Mamie have a row
Mix II up a bit.
Rub their bruises and avow
They are going TO quit
But although they don't repent.
Sunday morning oily
Mamie has another chent;
Chin another Collie.
Might have killed themselves-these
twain
In a burst Of rage;
Lovers thus are often slain
on the modern stage.
But TO quarrel and fight and part
And then 10 love anew
Though it's not dramatic art
is the way folks Co
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19
NOTICE

The regular dances at The Hotel
Oliver Will be held every Tuesday
and Saturday nights. music furn-
ished by Hotel Oliver orchestra. d.
reCtcd by j. c. Stein. The cOuvcr
charge for the dances Is IS cents
Der person. Dancing 9-12 O'Clock
The Hotel Oliver orchestra furnishes
music for dinners every evening.
Also sunday in the cafe, from $50
10 . each evening.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19
oRDERs Is ORDERs.

Naster-My mother-in-law Is
coming for a long visit tomorrow.
Here is a list Of her favorite dishes.
Cook-Shan cook one each day,
sir2
Master-No, You lose your job
the first time YOU serve one Of
them. MISS JENNIE NOWASH.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19

The republican state committee has prepared the
League of Nations text for shipment to republican
papers i'm Indiana several weeks ago Can it b. that
they have postponed delivery until Harding forgets
that he characterized the document as gigantic
fraud2"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19
ASK ANY WOMEN

where he best place in town 20 buy
silk underwear and they viii say the
Oliver STYLE Shop. Is IL any won
Lder sass for heavy Crepe De Chine
gowns and combinations Thursday,
oct 2i 9306-19-Advt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19
AND ATTACHED TO THIS LEI
TER WAS TBE FOLLOW
INC PLEA

Please Mr.. Editor put this in
the paper for every Body's
sake.
I Thank You.
Add TO it-You did not buy
the city you are just the Chief
OF Police
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19

While it might seem rather rough to accuse some
Of the League Of Nations opponents Of downright
falsehood, it is mildly projected that they are
mighty economical Of the truth.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19

Any man who eat mothers pies with relish
should be ashamed 10 entertain the thought that
she may be able to intelligently.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19

They've discovered a naturally
heated cave in Oregon. Wonder
what IL would cost 70 move this
cave 70 Cottage Grove avenue. South
Bend Ind2
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19
WE ARE NOW PUT NEXT THAT
POOR OLE PETE MAKES
THE LAWS.

To Chief Of Police Kline & his
men
II you can't put out any bet
ter laws than the one you put
out Wensday night don't put
any out al all.
We are tax payers as well as
you are and we have right 20
use them & not be chased
around.
Very Truly Yours
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19
LOCAL BRIEFS.

South Bend clothing men are
conside ring running a want ad in
the local papers, advertising for a
cold wave as soon as possible.
About all a man gets done nova
days is 20 speak 20 all the candidates
along the street.
DR.. c. L. Geyer, the we'll known
molar yanker, has been absent from
the city now for several days. and
so far as can be learned, hasn't
wired any Of HIS friends for money
as yet
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19

II sugar keeps on coming down
the grocers will be paying US 20
carry it out OF the stores the first
thing we know. IF that condition
ever arose we would make our
charges plenty high for carrying IL
away. mindful OF the glorious scys
when we were compelled 20 - so
cents a pound for the same.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-19

In urging creation Of a department Of public well
fare Mr. Harding admits he realizes what the coun-
try will need If he is elected.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-08-19
WEST DANVILLE

Willard p. Brickett died at his
| home here August II, being in his
usual health up to the time of his
death Wednesday morning, when he
died suddenly of heart failure. Ee
was the eldest son of William and
Emily Northrop Brickett and was
born at Marshfeld Jan. 2S, 1847
At an early age, being only II, he
enlisted in the Civil War, serving in
Company ID, First VERMONT volun-
teers. He went from Pcacham. In
1867 he married Jane Stevens of
Holland. She died in 1874. To them
were born two children who died at
an earl age. In 1896 he married
Eliza Lapoint of Stanbridoc Station,
p. Q. She died in 1908. -Four children
were born to them, Mildred Brickctt,
Jr., who died two years ago, and
Lewis ]. Brickett Of st. JohnsburV,
Mrs. Grace Labrec of Hardwicil and
Mrs Ida Heath who died four years
apo. In 1895 he was aoain married to
Mrs. Viola Garfield Of Walden, who
survives him. He leaves to mourn
his loss besides his wife and SEA and
daughter, ii grandchildren, two
brothers, Charles A. Brickctt of New
York City, and John H. BrcFett of
this place. He also leaves four sisters,
Mrs. Sarah Amos Of Milford, Mass,
Mrs. George Kittredge and Mrs.
George Armstrong, who reside here,
and Mrs. Abbic Lane of St. Johns
bury, besides host of friends. He
was kind neighbor and will be
missed in the community. Most of his
life was spent in Walden though he
has resided here for the past three
wears. The funeral was he'd from
the Methodist church Saturday. Rev. |
David Hickland ohiciatino. There
were manv beautiful flowers and the
burial was at Danville. Those here |
from out Of town were Mr.. and Mrs.
Lewis Brickett and Mrs. Grace |
Brickntt and three children Of st. |
Johnsburv and Mr.. and Mrs. Joseph |
Lebrec of Hardwick and Herbert |
Heath and three children Of Cabot. !
W.. and Mrs. Martin Garfield and
Miss Nadine Hunt and William
Rrlckctt and Emil Armstrong from
st Johnsburv Merton Flint of Wal
den and Harvey Burbank and Will
nam French Of Danville. Much !
is felt for Mrs. Bnckctt. |
who received word Saturday of tie
Heath of her only child, Mrs. ST.
John Of Pyeoate
Mr.. and Mrs. Lawrence Josnson of
East Ryegate spent Sunday with Ter
mother, Mrs. Fred Daniels.
Edith Waldo has rome back to Lit
Teton.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-08-19
CABOT

The Community Chautauqua wa;
everything it claimed to be, enter.
! tanning, interesting and instructive
and every one felt they were better
for having heard those splendid lee
lures.
Nh. and Mrs. II. w. Davis OF
Mortified and Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Davis of Fitchburg, Mass, spent
Monday and Tuesday at Mrs. Julia
Barr's.
Union services were held at the
Methodist church Sunday, it being
the first day of "Old Home week..
Tuesday night there was u supper
at the Congregational church vestry,
from TO s, after which the Wells
family from Attleboro, Mass, will
give a concert.
The Good Templars will give Ia
drama next Wednesday and Thurs
day evenings, one-half the proceeds
to 90 for new library and town hall
now under construction.
Thursday is cold Home Day" and
n town picnic will be held at the
Center picnic grounds. Everybody
come.
Saturday is Field da~ under the
auspices of the Judith Lyford Wom-
ans club, proceeds to 20 for the
library. Sports. parade and ball game.
The Marshiield band will furnish mu-.
sic and give concert in the even.
ing.
Nh and Ms. J. s. Barr of Bakers
field, Mr.. and Mrs. j. II. Darlington
and son, William of Greensboro were
callers here Sunday.
5. 4. Nelson spent last week with
relatives at Fayston and Moretown. r
Rev, and Mrs. +. l.. Goddard and
son, Stanley, have gone to Sheldon
to attend camp meeting.
Nj. and Mrs. Bulnham of Burlinp-.
ton are guests of Miss Julia Earring
ton
Rev. NJ. w. Hale returned Saturday
night from Lincoln
Miss Bulfam Of Boston is spending.
her vacation with friends here.
Mr.. Middleton had two COWS killed
by lightning Sunday and Walker
Brothers had one.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-08-19
HARVEY

The Ben Moore farm has been sold
to Polly Paridie, but he will not
move on to the farm for sometime
yet.
Miss Edith Hovey is visiting rela-
tives in Lyndon and St. Johnsbury.
Harvey Paquin of Springfield Wis
tied Gordon Hovey for a few days
last week
Miss Christine Graham who has
been a guest at E. r. Moore's the
past few weeks has rome to visit at
Will Dole's in Danville.
Walter Randall is visiting relatives
in Greenfield, Mass.
Mrs. Seth Woods went to st.
Johnsbury last Monday where she
viii stay with her mother for few
days and then will 90 to Brightlook
Hospital for treatment.
Mrs. Patience Nutting and daugh-
ter, Mildred, and Mahlon Moore took
trip through the White Mountains
last Sunday with Ben Moore and wife
of Hardwick.
Winthrop Coolbeth has moved into
Pole Paradis' house.
Mrs. Alice Rathbun of Woodstock
IS visiting her father, Sidney Cool
beth.
Mrs. Pat. McGnl and children,
Patrick, Ruth, John and Robert, are
visiting Mrs. Mark Adams in Pea
cham.
Pat McGill is working for John
Tinker building a dam.
Miss Bessie Rutledpe, who has been
at her home in Concord for a few
days, has returned to her brothers,
Pearl Rutledge.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-08-19
500 Reward. 500

The readers of this paper will be
pleased to learn that there is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able to cure in all its stages and
that is catarrh. Catarrh being greatly
influenced by constitutional conditions
requires constitutional treatment. Halls
Catarrh Medicine is taken internally and
faces of the System thereby destroying
the foundation of the disease, giving the
patient strength by building up the con-
stitut!on and assisting nature in doing its
work The proprietors have so much
faith in the curative power of Halls
Catarrh Medicine that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails
to cure. Send for list of testimonials.
Address +. }. CHENEY & co, Toledo.
Ohio. Sold by all Druggists 75c.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-08-19
ST. JOHNSBURY CENTER

N. c. McGinnis has taken a posi-
ton with the Sunny Slope farm and
commenced work Monday, Aug. 16.
George Hill goes this week to Can
ada with his "MerryGo-Round."
Mr.. and Mrs. George McGnnis
spent Sunday at Guildhall.
Vr. and Mrs. Clarence Temple are
stopping with Mr. and Mrs. S. Rudd.
Mrs. Louis Moulton has moved her
household goods to the home of her
daughter, Mrs. Mablc Walker, in
East Bralntree, Mass, and will make
her home with her.
Mrs. Nellie Brown and daughter,
Jessie, are at their home here for a
few weeks.
Mr. and Mrs. George Nelson and
family have moved to there home in
Lower Waterford.
Abraham Myers is planning to re-
pair the house he recently bought of
George Nelson.
Mr.. and Mrs. d. C. Shores and
daughter, Doris, are spending a few
weeks in Cranky.
Henry Birch, the Misses Jessie and
Nellie Birch of East Compton, and
Harry Emo Of Wages Mills motored
from Quebec Thursday to spend few
days with Mr.. and Mrs. Charles
Birch of Kirby.
Mr.. and Mrs. NJ. f. Infeorate and
daughter, Phyllis OF Now London,
Conn, motored to Kirby Fridly to
spend few DAYS with Mr. and Mrs,
Charles Birch llr I"'~u". Is ..r!l-I
ed to New London on Sunday.
Nj. and Mrl Eic1l- Dickinson of
Amhc"'t Mass. and Mr., and Mr..
GluticG OF Wexford, Mass,
have been spend ne a few days with
Mrs. Sidney McCur1y.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-08-19
EAST CONCORD

Mr.. and Mrs. A. C. Grant anc
daughter Helen, have returned tc
their home at Windsor after spending
two weeks with relatives here.
Arthur Young of st. Johnsbury
was a business visitor in the place
last week.
John Alba has finished work al
Fitzdale and gone to New York
where ~ has a position.
Tony Corey Of Barre was a bust
ness visitor in town last week.
Mrs. d. "a. Smith has been quite
poorly he past week. DR.. French
has boen in attendance. Mrs. Smith is
reported better at this writing.
Mrs. Carl Bort went to ST Johns
bury Hospital Sunday where she was
operated on Monday. Her husband
Mr.. Bort, and DAUGHTER, Miss Mar
garet Ranncy, We're with her. They
reported her very comfortable Mon
day NIGHT.
Mr.. and Mrs Fred Whipple and
daughter, Katie, visited their daugh-
ter, Linda, at Twin Mountains, Sum
day.
and IA nH
cbildron If Eit1daio orc v;s;+in r'.
rboi,. ,,,,ho, NJ Do,,' C,,,,,4 '''''-''e
Mr. and Mrs A1,,hnn1o H ti., y
of Dalton vieitod ~ Xxx. a;r+ .',,1','
M n AT cr,i+L,' Ia ,ol. -
John and Ross FoIs so $500 and uo,rv
NcDonoId ,voro ,,;sitoro IN e. Iabnr'
burv ono dav last wool, " ' 49,
NT.c ,dIio W.T. H.
fron, potion cnr;nos, Carod1 49,, NV
ebn has boon tho noS+ tT-o T-ooi,s
Ar. ond M. No,.Y,,an nm ,,.o,.o
visitors IN ancostor Mordo,, o',o,,
mo '>'
Mr. ,yb;+ro,, Of 1,ndon,,;uo :.
n,la.+ of NJ n II III Tho rr'e
4 dalbo,,+ n,,at,rn ,',ae :, W,t;4o
cola cotrdn', , a h ma@ - ~ ny &C.
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The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-08-19

M. and Mrs. Earl Wheeler, MI.
and Mrs. Carroll Grant and daughters
Of Windsor visited their mother, Mrs.
Dora Grant over the week end. Mrs.
Wheeler of Windsor was also a guest
at Mrs. Grants.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lewis Page Of st.
JohnsburV were visitors OF Mr.. and
Mrs. Lem Fisher part of last week.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-08-19
'California Syrup of Figs"
Child's Best Laxative

Accept california" Syrup of Figs
only-look for the name California on
the package, then you are sure your
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its fruity taste. Full directions on
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