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The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-14

constituted very pleasant social hour. Delicious refreshments were served by 1 the hostess assisted by Mrs. Charles Lichty and Mrs. Charles Harris. On the next regular meeting day, Wednesday, the club will meet with Mrs. Joe F.
 Fromhold, 1747 Pierson avenue, West End.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-14
YOUNG JUDAEANS MEET

The Young Judaeans took an active part recently in selling flags and on Sunday afternoon held their regular meeting. The club was surprised by an extemporaneous debate, in which Miss Flora Goldberg and Mrs. Silverfield took part.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-14
MISS KEEPERS TEA

Miss Katherine Leeper will entertain at small tea Friday afternoon for Misses Mary and Caroline Harris, who are returning this week from the Cath edral school at Washington, D. c.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-14
KEAST-HUEY
 ENGAGEMENT ANNOUNCED

MT. and Mrs. Jesse Vann Huey of Bessefrer announce the engagement of their daughter, Jessie, to MT. George Henry keast of Fairfield, the wedding to take place in January.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-14
DIR. SNOW DINNER HOST

The Campus club of Birmingham Southern college will meet with Mrs. A. K. Boor at 91s Eighth avenue, west, on Wednesday, December 15.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-14
MIR. AND MRS. SHOOK
 TO ENTERTAIN

MT. and Mrs. Paschal G. Shook will entertain on Thursday evening, Decem- Der 23, in honor of their two attractive
 nieces, Miss Florence Jordan and Miss Mary Alice Eastwood.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-14
CAMPUS CLUB TO MEET

Dr. Thomas A. Snow was host last evening at a dinner party at the Tut wiler, in honor of the Pegues- Russell wedding party. The guests included the members of the bridal party and few other friends.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-14
ELEONORE HORD CLUB MEETS

The EleanOre Hord club will meet this afternoon with Mrs. M. L. Mewhin- ney at her home on Highland avenue.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-14
MIR. AND MRS. ESTES HOSTS

MT. and Mrs J. R. Estes entertained Sunday evening at buffet supper, in compliment to Miss Elizabeth Massey and Mir. R. E. Mccoy, whose marriage IS an event of Wednesday evening.
 During the evening Mrs. 0. l.. Stephen
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-14
CATHOLIC WOMAN'S CITTR MEETS

The West End Catholic Woman's club met with Mrs. l.. M. Gipson at her home cn Second avenue. A large attendance
 was present and much business was
 transacted. Contests, games and music
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-14
SCHOOL LIMPROVEMENT
 ASSOCIATION MEETS.

The Elytons School Improvement asso- ciatien will hold it's regular meeting
 Tuesday, December 14. at 2:3O o'clock.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-14
HOSPITAL ASSOCIATION MEETS

l The monthly meeting of the Chil- dren's Hospital association will meet Wednesday morning at Il o'clock at the
 hospital.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-14

Mrs. Joseph Sher of Hibbing, Minn is visiting her parents, Mir. and Mrs B. Siegel, Mrs. Sher will be remem- bered as Miss Pearl Siegel.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-14

caloosa. where she went to attend the wedding of her cousin, Miss Annie Belle Phifer.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
SWITCH Off!
Put aside the Salts, Oil,
Calomel, or Pills and
take "Csscarets."

Are you keeping your bowels, liver,
and stomach clean, pure and fresh with
Cascarets, Or merely whipping them
into action every few days with Salts,
Cathartic Pills, Oil, or Purgative Wa
tiers?
Stop having a bowel wash-day. Let
Cascarets gently cleanse and regulate
the stomach, remove the sour and fer
mentipg food and foul gases, take the
excess bile from the liver and carry
Jus of the colon and bowels all the
,>nstipated waste matter and poisons
50 you can straighten up.
Cascarets tonight will make you feel
great by morning. They work while
you sleep-never grippe, sicken, or
cause any inconvenience, and cost so
little too.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
He Wanted FiIIinu, Too!

"Sit down, Mr.. Stylo," said the emf
nent publisher to the tattered genius
who had just entered his elaborate
sanctum. 81 have read your manu-
script, and 1 think shall publish it. y
"Ahl' cried the starving genius
do you really mean that?"
Eyes. 1t seems to me good book
and I think it will fill u long-felt
want"
I'm glad to hear you say that. And
by the way, could you advance me two
dollars on account of my royalties"
ooh, l think sol think so. But
why do you want two dollars?"
Il want to begin filling that long.
felt want you spoke Of"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
BOSCHEE'S SYRUP.

A cold is probably the most com.
mon of all disorders and when neglect
ed is apt to be most dangerous. Sta
tistics show that more than three
times as many people died from in
f1uenZa last year, as were killed in
the greatest war the world has ever
known. For the last fifty-three years
Boschee's Syrup has been used for
coughs, bronchitis, colds, throat ir-
ritation and especially lung troubles.
1t gives the patient a good nights
rest, free from coughing, with easy
expectoration in the morning. Made
in America and used in the homes of
thousands of families all over the
civilized world. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
He Remembered the Law.

The boy scouts were telling their
scoutmaster of some Of the good turns
they had done during the last week.
He was having this done for the bene-
fit Of one of the city school teachers
who was visiting the meeting. One Of
the little scouts said: II helped an old
lady across the street"
The next little scout looked at the
visiting teacher, who happened to be
his teacher, and who also was in the
early thirties. II brought my teacher
pitcher of we'll water when she was
not feeling WELL" he told the scoutmas-
ter.
The teacher smiled. "Why didn't
you say you helped another old ladyT'
she asked.
The retort that came back stag
gered her. The little scout said sweet
ly: "a scout is courteous"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
F'ATONlc
FOR YOUR AcID-STOMAcD
w. N. u, BALTIMORE, NO. 1920
GOT BACK AT CARICATURIST
Laundry People Evidently Have
Their Bump Of Sensitiveness
Quite Well Developed.

Herbert Johnson, the humorous IL
illustrator, said at a dinner in New
York:
Laundry people are the most SEN
sitive folks on earth. Other classes
are good natured when I cartoon
them, but anything against the laun
dress causes the whole trade to get
Its back up.
II did a comic once about the way
some laundries wreck mans shirt
Well, laundry trade paper came out
the next week with a two-column at
tack on me. One sentence I remem
Der was:
probably this artist never wore 9
shirt in his life"
"And then, apropos Of a thumb
nail sketch about the way laun
dry had wrecked a white dress tie
the paper added:
eff the artist knew anything about
fashionable society he would under
stand that gentlemen do not tie theil
own ties, but buy them ready made
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

by LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease.
Catarrh is a local disease, greatly infiu-
enced by constitutional conditions. HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE will cure catarrh.
1t is taken internally and acts through
the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the
System. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is composed of some of the best tonics
known, combined with some of the best
blood purifiers. The perfect combination
of the ingredients in HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE is what produces such won
derful results in catarrhal conditions.
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Props, Toledo, Ohio.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
An Old IiQhtWad.

I rented of an agent; had never met
the real owner Of the place. The agent
had promised us a new furnace.
A little man in overalls came to the
door and said he wanted to see the
furnace.
"Now, look here" said as I fol.
lowed him downstairs, when you bid
on this furnace make it big one. The
owner of this place is on old tightwad,
but he's got lots Of money, so make
him come across"
I'm not bidding on any furnace; I'm
the owner of this house." he answered.
Exchange.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
| HAD SUBLET THE CONTRACT
"HoIe" Would Be Finished With
out Too Much Delay.

The restless individuality of the
American soldier, who was always
seeking a shorter way to do things
made him appear to the French and
British as hopelessly undisciplined
Even in battle the doughboy hated to
follow precedent.
A unit of the Seventy-eighth divi.
sion, pressing on under shell-fire in
the battle of the Meuse-Argonne,
finally stopped under orders to dig in
as fast as possible. In a few mo-
ments dirt was flying along the whole
line.
"Out in front, however, just behind
a slight natural mound, one doughboy
lay motionless with his rifle slanting
toward the enemy.
make a hole! Make hole!" yelled
the lieutenant, coming up.
"Sh-h, don't excite my contractor"
the doughboy replied.
Over the edge Of the mound the lieu
tenant saw German prisoner fever
ishly digging almost at the end Of
the doughboy's gun. The Home
Sector.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23

"Be ready TO accept responsibilities
when they come to YOU"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
Blind.

A New York lawyer had n rich
client who was noted for her very
naughty manner. One day while out
in her automobile she ran over q poor
old woman and was arrested.
ooh, Mr.. b, do you think you
will be able to get me out of this?"
she said to her lawyer.
"Undoubtedly," he replied, with a
twinkle in his eye. ''In prove con-
clusiveIy to the court that you've new
er been able to see anyone worth
less than 100000"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
The MELTING Pot.

A vacant lot running through from
the lower end Of Washington street
to West street has been sold for the
site of an office building. 1t has been
for some time the playground of chill
dren of the neighborhood. Before it
is turned over to the builders some
competent student should visit the
site when it is thronged with children
and determine if there is any Ian
guage spoken east of Suez which is
not used there by the youthful recre-
ationists. We shall have to revise a
strong impression if a single excep-
ton is nOted.-New York Times.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
What Could He Saw?

A good story was related by naval
officer who was with Admiral Sims
In English waters. 1t was heavy,
foggy, night. Every vessel was fog,
bound. About midnight there came
a wireless message to the admiral
from a ships officer reading:
Gam fog-bound. Shall I proceed to
next port or return"
Admiral Sims, being fog-bound him.
self, could not help smiling at the stu
pidity of the message. So he sent this
reply:
"Yes."
In short time came back another
appeal from the officer. think you
misunderstood my message. Am fog
bound. Shall I proceed to next port
or return?"
To this the admiral replied:
"No."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
Guessing at Him.

"Ps-s-s-st!" Kissed Heloise of the
rapid-fire restaurant. Lamp that
horse-faced guy over there on the end
stool. betcha he's one of them side
walk youmerists in vod'veel."
what makes you think SOP asked
Claudine of the same establishment.
HAS he cracked anything funny?"
Funny as any of 'em! He says to
me, The flies are keeping down the
cost of living. 1 notice they stay in
cheap joints just like this all winter
What do you make of that? Is it
youmer, or what?"-Kansas City Star.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
Woman's Precious Gift

The one which she should most zeal
ously guard is her health, but she often
neglects to do so in season until some
ailment peculiar to her sex has fastened
itself upon her. When SO affected
women may rely upon Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound, a remedy
that has been wonderfully successful In
restoring health to suffering women.
If you have the slightest doubt that
lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound will help you, write to Lydia p.
Pinkham Medicine Co. CONFIDENTIAL
Lynn, Mass, advice. Your letter
will be opened, read and answered by q
woman, and held in strict confidence.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
HOME MADE Tea
FOR CONSTIPATION
Is used by entire families because
it is purely vegetable, does the
work and costs very little.

Why pay high prices for Liver and
Bowel remedies when none are better
than DR.. Carriers K. and B. tea, which
Is purely vegetable, can @be brewed at
home, and a small package will last
long time.
Thousands of old people will tell you
after the liver and bowels have been put
In fine condition in a few days by be-
fore bedtime cup, that only an occasional
cup Is afterwards necessary to keep one
feeling fit and fine.
People who drink cup of Dr. Car
ter's K. and B. Tea once in a while. sell
drom, if ever, have any bilious attacks,
sick headache or sallow skin. It's good
for boys and girls, especially those who
are peevish and fretful Druggists have
been selling it for many years.
S. C. Wells & Co., lie Roy, n. Y.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
Quite Evident.

"You are a very backward pupil"
remarked a scfoolmaster, 'of the hope
less sort that taxes ones patience to
the utmost. 1t seems to me that you
are never able to answer one of my
questions. Why is it," "Well, sir" the
pupil replied, "if 1 knew all the things
you ask me. 1 suppose my father
would not go to the trouble Of sending
me here!' ~
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
To Restore Faded Ink.

When the ink of old documents has
faded and it is desired to restore it,
this can be done by washing with any
of the substances that bIaclen on mix
ing with iron-infusion of nutgals,
sodium-sulphate or acetic ferrO-cyan-
ide of potassium, for instance.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
Decide roR CAV HAIR

To half pint of water add OF. Bay Rum,
a small box of Barbo Compound, and u
o. of glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a
week until it becomes the desired shade.
Any druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost 1t will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair,
and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
GET READY
FOR FLU"
Keep Your Liver Active, Your
System Purified and Free From
Colds by Taking Calotabs,
the Nausealess Calomel
Tablets, that are De-
ightful, Safe and
Sure.

Physicians and Druggists are advis.
ing their friends to keep their systems
purified and their organs in perfect
working order as protection against
the return of influenza. They know
that a clogged up system and lazy
liver favor colds, influenza and serious
complications.
To cut short a cold overnight and to
prevent serious complications take one
Calotab at bedtime with swallow OF
water-that's all. No salts, no nausea,
No gripping, no sickening after effects.
Next morning your cold has vanished,
your liver is active, your system is puri.
fed and refreshed and you are feeling
fine with hearty appetite for break.
fast. Eat what you please-no danger.
Calotabs are sold only in original
sealed packages, price thirty-five cents:
Every druggist is authorized to refund
your money if you are not perfectly
delighted with Calotabs.-(Adv.)
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
STORING UP VITAL ENERGY
Without Process That Goes On During
the Hours of SIumber Life Could
Not Continue.

Following is from Practical Thera.
peutics by Henry Lindlahr, NJ. D.:
During sleep the liberation of vital
energy in the body continues as dur
ing the wakeful hours of active work,
but none is expended. The body acts
as a storage battery. A reserve OF
vital energy is thus accumulated for
the work of the following day.
"The moment consciousness wakens
and mental activity begins the expend'
iture of vital force commences.
at is for these reasons that nothing
can take the place of sleep as re-
storer of vital energy. No amount Of
food and drink, no tonics or stimulants
can make good for lost Sleep"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
DYED CHILD'S COAT
AND HER OLD SKIRT
"Diamond Dyes" Made Faded, Shabby
Apparel So Fresh and New.

Don't worry about perfect results.
Use Diamond Dyes" guaranteed to
give a new, rich, fadeless color to any
fabric, whether it be wool, silk, linen,
cotton or mixed goods,-dresses,
blouses, stockings, skirts, children's
coats, feathers, draperies, coverings
everything!
The Direction Book with each pack
age tells how to diamond dye over any
color.
To match any material, have dealer
show you Diamond Dye" Color Card
ADV
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23

Change in Scandinavian Currency.
At a conference In Christiania d.
rectors of the minis of all three Scan
dinavian countries considered the
question Of replacing silver with nickel
in the small coins, owing to the high
price of silver Before becoming eff.
fective the proposition must be ap-
proved by the legislative bodies.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
She Nearly Died.

Luncheon was being served and
when the maid handed me my cup l
looked at my hostess and said, Il am
so pleased you are serving tea today"
She turned white and said, Its cof-
fee, and it does look weak" Well.
nearly. died with embarrassment
Chicago Tribune,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
The StinuieSt Man.

It happened in our office the other
day. 1t was around the end of the
month and l was preparing the bills.
A client of ours came in, asked to
see my employer, who was busy and
he had to wait. Seeing the bills, he
asked me if his was ready. l told
him it was and went through them
and found his. 1 gave it to him and
remarked that it would save me the
trouble of mailing it. Then he said
"Ill take the two cents."-EXchange.
A torpid liver condition prevents proper
food assimilation Tone up your liver with
Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills. They act
gently and surely. Adv.
BE ready TO accept responsibilities
when they come to YOU"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
cuticura Comforts eaby,s Skin

When red, rough and itching with hot
baths of Cuticura Soap and touches Of
Cuticura Ointment. Also make use
now and then of that exquisitely scent
ed busting powder, Cuticura Talcum,
ore of the indispensable Cuticura
Toilet TriO.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
Never Thounht of That,

ooh, dear, I'm alvfhered to death"
Cover what?"
Two men want to marry me and !
can't tell which to accept"
"I'd take the one I loved the best"
"Why, that is a unique idea. 1t
never occurred to me. I'll think it
over along those lines. louisville
Courier Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
Garfield Tea was your Grandmother's

Remedy for every stomach and intes-
final i'll. This good old-fashioned herb
home remedy for constipation. stomach
ills and other arrangements of the
system so prevalent these days is in
even greater favor as family medicine
than in your grandmother's day.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23

Let "Danderine" save your hair and
double its beauty. You can have lots
Of long, thick, strong, lustrous hair
Don't let it stay lifeless, thin, scraggly
or fading. Bring back it's color, vigoI
and vitality.
Get 35-cent bottle Of delightful
'Danderine" at any drug or toilet coun.
ter to freshen your scalp; check dan.
druff and falling hair. Your hair needs
this stimulating tonic, then its life
color, brightness and abundance will
return-Hurry ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
And Save Shoe Leather.

"Walk Il mile before breakfast to
get up an appetite" says a doctor.
Thanks! Now we know how to keep
down an appetite.-Boston Transcript.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
A Short Course.

Mrs. Edwin was showing Selma, the
new SN edish maid 1.-The ropes"
"This," she said, sis my sons room.
He is in Yale"
"Ya?" Selma's face lit up with
sympathetic understanding. "My
brudder ban there, too"
as that so? What year?"
Zach, he han got no year; da yodge
gust say, You, Axel, 60 days in
.'"-Trvth Seeker.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
bELCH HING
Caused by


Let EAToNIC. the wonderful modern
stomach remedy, give you quick relief
from disgusting belchfng, food-repeating,
Indigestion. bloated gassy stomach, dyspep-
STA, heartburn and other stomach miseries
They are all caused by Acid-Stomach from
which about nine people out of ten suffer
in one way or another. One writes fol-
lows: Before I used EATONIC, could not
cat bite without belching it right up sour
and bitter. have not had bit Of trouble
since the first tablet"
Millions are victims Of Acid-Stomach
without knowing it. They are weak and
ailing, have poor digestion, bodies improp-
erly nourished although they may eat heart
lily. Grave disorders are likely to follow If
an acid-stomach is neglected. Cirrhosis Of
the liver, intestinal congestion, gastritis.
catarrh of the stomach-these are only q
few Of the many ailments often caused by
Acid Stomach.
A sufferer from Catarrh of the Stomach
Of II years standing writes: st had catarrh
Of the stomach for II long years and never
found anything to do me any good-tust
temporary relief-until used EATONIC. It
Is wonderful remedy and do not want to
be without it."
II you are not feeling quite right-lack
energy and enthusiasm and don't know just
where to locate the trouble-try EATON!C
and see how much better you will feel in
every way.
At all drug stores-a big box for Soc and
your money back II you ore not satisfied.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
q SiOf,

as this business Il paying One?
people must think so the way they
are sending their bills in
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
In the Lunchroon.

"Lots of ex-service men come here
to eat, don't they?"
Eyes, and like to come to see the
gobs gobble."
"And I to see the doughboys cough
up."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-01-23
Moderated Ones

"When he had been drinking, that
author appeared better able to paint
vivid emotions"
"Well, now he will have to paint
'em in water cOlOrS."