The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-07-01

Where are you going with that?
III takee put on glave elave Of my
flien," said the Chinaman ~Ho, hot"
laughed the sailor. "And when do you
expect your friend TO come up and eat
it?" All time samee your fiien come
up and smellee your flowers" re-
piled John.
william" said old Bill Misgivens
to young Bill - he handed over . IS
federal note, but still held to one cor
ner Of it ~ he delivered his homily:
civilian, don't want to stint you
on spendin' money; when you are out
with the boys-and girls--I want you
to take keer Of your sheer Of the ex-
penses; but, William, every once in
while / want you to sort O. rmembr
that it takes 500 seven months and
fifteen days.. workin' day and night
and Sundays At per cent to earn jist
g."
No one who has been eating onions
should breathe 1t to q soul.
Besides your own baby, what are
the seven wonders Of the world.
Father was reading an interesting
story, when Johnnie tore into the
house and excitedly said: "Say, pa,
you ought to see the men down the
street raise building with jacks"
Impossible, john" pa replied alb
sently. "You can open on jacks, but
q man is fool to try to raise on 'em
mean it must have been quite
a sight"
"George, dear, just one more ques-
ton and / will not bother you any
more during the game,' pleaded
young woman ct the ball game a
couple of Sundays ago. well, what
is it now7" George asked impatient
". "Tell me why the catcher wears
that funny wire thing on his face"
'Oh, sometimes the catcher gets mad
It the umpire's decisions" what has
hat 70 do with it," "Some day., re-
,lied George, ''he might get mad and
,ite the umpire and as they don't :
want that to happen they muzzle
him."
A noted scientist has discovered
hat appendicitis is caused by inhal-
- -a-%;.la. - ;ro,, orJ .taaI %h~orrh
he mouth and nostrils. He says peo-
lie who travel on railroads are more
susceptible to it than all others, and
hat the particles are bits Of steel
ails, car wheels and other metals.
you have symptoms of appendicitis
gu should at once consult Jim Barry
I the depot and ascertain if there are
ny steel rails or car wheels missing.
n this way you can check up with the
abroad company before calling a
MUSICIAN. II there 10 no large guam
ity Of old iron or steel missing frornf
he railroad, it may be that you have
lerely absorbed q washing machine
some Of the stove lids around home.
axe an invoice of your kitchen uten-
lis and If any Of them are gone they
re probably lingering somewhere in
our system. The world is indebted
realty to the scientist.
q q q
Things are growing at a remark
Die rate this weather, remarked Old
i'll Misgivens the other day as he
,nded Mary Ann and the fourteen
DIS six bits to buy ice cream cones
it'll. "But the best growing weather
ever saw was about 20 years ago.
ID for q neighbor an old man named
mpkins. He had been cumming it
r 40 years--not q tooth in his head
lie day he had been planting potatoes
ID had some soil on his fingers and
1T Of absentmindedly he commenced
bling his old gums and got some Of
e rich dirt in his mouth, Blamed if
wasn't . fact that . week after he
to cut new Set of teeth.
lie old man was mighty proud and
esty on account Of his new teeth
d went around grinning good deal
the time when there warn't any
ing to laugh about, just for the pur-
Sc Of showing them to the neigh