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The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02
Brothers Ask Baltimore Court to
Settle Dispute.
Brothers, Apparently Lacking Faith
In Talking Board, Ask Judge
to Decide.

BALTIMORE the moment that the
oulja board, which some years ago eX-
cited the country and then virtually
disappeared. has again come into the
limelisht throughout the world, TWO
brothers are engaged in litigation here
over the ownership Of the patent.
The trial is now in progress of the
suit of Isaac Fuld. trading as the
Southern Toy company, who IS ask
Ing for an Injunction 80 restrain his
brother. William Fuld, f"om deriving
peculiarly profits through the sale OF
the ouija board.
1'hs p.aini,G es5e.ts that in 1904 he
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02

1t was n dark night ana the car
was Speeding homeward at Il terrible
rate.
"What road have you taken, JameS?'
cried Mrs Blithers, as the car jolted
her high in the air.
'"The regular boulevard, Mrs. Blith-
ers," returned the chauffeur.
"But never noticed all these thank
you-marms ON the boulevard before"
protested Mrs. BlitherS.
"Oh," laughed the chauffeur, chose
were not thank-you-marms, Mrs Blith-
ers They were Just few people who
couldn't get out OF the way"
Whereupon Mrs. Blithers laughed.
too What droll mistake 1t was, to
be sure Pittsburgh Sun,
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02
The Nearest to II

Old Rodleigh was a very keen an
gler and believed in making up his own
bats to lure his finny prey to destruc-
ton. He was a very hopeful sort Of
chap, you know.
One day while staying in fishing
hotel in the highlands he asked the
maid, Christine, if she could get him a
horsefly.
The girl eyed him in wonder, so he
repeated his request, adding:
"And have you never seen a horse
fly, Christine?"
INA, 1 dinna," replied the girl. 'But
aimee 1 saw coo jump DER preci.
pice. London Answers.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02
Indigestion

Augusta, Ga.:--"Dr. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery IA the hest medicine 1
have ever taken for nervous indigestion and
stomach trouble, an ailment / have been
suffering from for about twenty years during
which time doctored and took medicine
but did not get relief. At times would
suffer dreadfully, my food would sour on
my stomach, gas would form and / would be
distressed and nervous. / was complete
nervous wreck, 80 bad that could hardly
stand on my feet when lady advised me TO
take the Golden Medical Discovery
took three bottles and it has given me won
derful relief. can eat anything wish and
DO not feel any bad effects. am in better
health than for a long time. MRS.
MATTE HILTON, 1910 Ellis st.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02
Aviator ShaveS and
LatherS an 0nlooker

San FranclscO.-CarryinE ont
bet with Il fellow aviator, Ivan
Gates, san Francisco premier
"police traffic officer of the air"
shaved himself 5000 feet up in
the air recently.
But for the fact that when he
landed again on the Marina, his
razor slipped and cut him on
The ear, that his shaving water
upset and splashed over the by
ISLANDERS. and that his brush, all
covered with lather, fell on the
upturned face of one of the on
lockers, The shave was big sue
cess.
Gates had made his bet with
Pilot l.. tie Arcc
On landing, De Arce person
ally inspected Gates chin to see
whether he had made a good job
of it. He declared himself quite
satisfied, saying that no expert
barber could have done better
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02
Headache

So. Augustine, Fla.:-"When- was
twelve wear I'D / had the meaalcs and I
took cold with them. My mother tried all
kinds Of remedies but nothing helped me.
Ehe got few vials Of DR.. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets. l took them and commenced 10
improve right away. l took twelve bottles
of Pellets and / was cured. l had had
headache all the time for about two years.
/ not only gained physically but gained in
weight. IL seemed as though l needed
something like tho Pellets 10 quicken my
life forces, which think they did. MRS.
PARKER &. ALDEN, z Cincinnati Ave.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02

nave ever KNOWN lor
stomach trouble or
any arrangement Of
the liver. For over
thirty-fve years /
have given IL TO DIFF
fercnt people and
members Of my inn
mediate family and
/ have never known
Il 10 fail 20 cure a
case Of stomach trou-
bic Of any sort. ] am
glad 10 recommend
Golden Medical Dis
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02
Lease Islands for Fox Farms.

Cordova, Alaska.-Dozens of small
islands lying off southern Alaska are
being used for fox farms. Twenty-Five
islands in Prince William sound have
been leased for the breeding of the
5. IL buyers visit the islands
every spring.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02
Almost Indecent.

''The star is supposed to be dead yet
here She is responding to curtain
call, as brisk rs ever"
"You think that destroys the Thu
slon2'
Certainly. When an actress falls
on the floor in her death throes and
paws n hearskn rug, she ought to Mt
least stay dead until the next per-
Torrance Birmingham Age Herald.
Life is one thing after another.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02
chinese Newspaper in France.

A Chinese weekly newspaper has
been started in Paris by Daniel Flu
for the benefit of the thousands of
Chinese sent there to act as laborers
during the war and who are now en-
ployed In reconstruction work, accord
ing to a far eastern Information bu-
reau. The paper is produced by a
Photographic process, the sheets hav-
ing been hand-written, since it is i'm
possible to get Chinese type in France.
The paper sells at 2 cents copy, and
is said to be the first Chinese news
paper produced in France.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02
Useful Kerosene.

Housewives, with but few excep-
lions, do not properly value kerosene.
AS a lubricant a drop or two will set
things going which refused to go be-
fore. AS a cleanser it can often be
used with great advantage in place Of
soap and water Floors can be more
quickly AMI more thoroughly cleaned
with a well-oiled mop than with soap
and water, leaving a bright, shining
surface.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02

covery'. It Is worthy Of any praise can
give Z for old and young Alike. II.
CROSBY, 1Cl4 TALBOT st.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02

A man is never quite sure whether
a woman is sorry or glad when she
cries.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02
FOR STOMACH
AND LIVER

Augusta. Ga.s-"Dr Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery u tho best medicine l
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02

The man who is unable to live with
in his income must live without It.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02

Kobe is the leading port of Japan.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02

To work for a living is no disgrace
unless you work others.
The Lee County journal. (Leesburg, Ga.) 1904-19??, 1920-04-02

Life is one thing after another.
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1920-06-30
Kr crvRTEmu cERvENcr.

rrupore, Nv krasu} pfuhoyany,
yiyoty hrdinh po1elinanf.
prapore, vihh jake ylnhy brave,
ia tebsu Ally naho pluky idrahe.
Ameriko, zemG Evobody,
nv yzdy vlnii IVA krasnt prapory.
Tynj prapor iako orel hrd} 10
naSe hochy yedl DO boje'!
Kdo tn kr6su We tyhj prapor tknl,
byl to, kdo svobodu miloyal,
iako hyfzdy ma nebi k sobh tuli 80,
my mas prnpor miluicm vic a yicel'
Tam daleko We Handkerchief policb,
hfdInd aneriekych leskla So zbroi
tam daleko spell %hrdinoyf,
m sydta svobodu III v boi.
Twain kti ctvrtfmu %eervenei -
We the people Of the United
States, IN order TO form q more
perfect union. establish justice.
insure domestic tranquility, pro
vide for the common defense,
promote the general welfare, and
blessing Of Liberty to ourselves
and our ~posterity, do ordain
and establish this constitution Of
the United States 0f America -
.kdyz konstitnce byla pshna, lid
20 yftsint se skladal . farmafi1,
'nebof sam sleebeing otec ameri-
|ckh ylasti byJ tn dobrg farmaf,
TAX jake byl dobry yojhk Ale
proio piece se nepsalo eve the
farmers, ale psalo Ne Owe the
people, emf zahrnnie V sobi vie.
|cky tffdy Ida A dnesni dobT
10 i'll asi TAX neznf We the
people, dncs Ne lido deli IA tfidy
farmhfe, dflniky, unioyt orga.
|%nisaee, sociaIisty, IW.W, ma ka.
|pitalisty D jcjicb nadhoncf b VIE
dye tffdnim bojem Musime W
|vratit tam, kdc W. Mfina We
the people, y ne my, nnioyi
|dtlnlri, aneb my farmaH anebo
k%apitalisth, THdni boj D nena
visit pfinese jen chaos ' thfo vel.
W. repubDiee vi, ktem rozdmy.
|ehujf tfjdui BOZ, nfjsou 5dni pfh.
TITO yelkh repnbIiky pak NJ
jeop 10 dfiDfci, ancb farmafi, nebo
kspitajisfh snebo poIifjksH, oni
jsou DepfatNIh, ffeba N by byli
|Obaany americkgmf
Ctyrtf ceryenee nenf jenom
FdapIaj',, jak jej ~jednodnke ~.
|zfyhme Gtyrfg eervsnee mh d mn.
III MIN bfti nkzim yfee, NNbyti
|tfeb, kfeU ~ nezdr5hali pfirhsti
lobxf pro Iidsfyo mi my byehom
Ibyjf nedfehaIi vzdneh ayobody
IN bylo tbcb, kteH sptehsIi Az IA.
mi syobody Il zde uzlyaIi v4eef
lyfhod h PRIV ~ kt4rf drud pied
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1920-06-30

Nvnei ptaeG narosle'ls pflnesc
Iasaee rtert ktsi n selpl iedln
III ~ synlv plvsssdtrul umirAli
amlrali iakn ceehcse m No a.
I.hou i umltali ~ eels nArcd uni
IneAelili nAted MA kolik rnRnsch
lNtan iaku n dahe nsutls i, oni
pApfel h,h rcchot3 A Il tam
I,lalckss iahu sasess kstls, ia 81
Ibifskt plant umitah lel cechost
lntnmitali a netrrell ien pro jed.
Inv sltanu. ale pro rrlS nafod uni
IA ncdaiili MA socialists, aoclhlni
Idemokraiy a muohu iarh rhsnSeh
nalI,lcksc stran liuFte narfcd
whosa n Slovaci w sroicni
Isla iet nmfio Jake sirdint stro,
mn M strAni. irltc kufcny ssoic
aesstyi, syoic da,lictvi po pred
lcich Ncncrhtc sve dejictvi, kite.
h. bylo ~ tolikrdt TAX drape "a
placenof nenrchtc 10 dedict,i.
Iktert hylo ii1 tollkrat ma Gol9ott
lulrpeni pfihito oh, ncncch,c ie
spadnouii do rnkle raknsactvf \
nSmcctvi My, vystehovalci, iat
ko pfrsasene kyety v novou IN
Ihradu, zapustili iSme kofeny do
gems move zahrady, Aysak Ia
Jenna hlina. kterd 50 s2dy ma ko'
fcnceh dr2i, j. TO ciitni, kierSm
lnemc KIN vlasti nnsich otcd n ma.
tick il nasich hodnSeh pfcdkh
Mno2f iako zrnlt aito svoie hlavt
sklonili 20 vclk6 syatt praei h.
volta, spell v move zahradf, nebol
ysndc je GENE Pdn6l A mnozi ]
mas uarajeme n nj vsechny listy 4
kytlh opadaii v podobe LET, nj
kdy snad iiz ncspatfime zcm, kite
|ra nam ttz byla draha Vidime
Iduchu ty mile vcsnitky u mesta
|ty aleie kolem cest. Vidime va
n duchu ehodit kolcm kyctoucih'
Rita, ktert vyddvd %pfiiemnou vi
- a
mi, jcz je TAX milou dusi eloyeki
eesktho. Vidime v dnehu ~ ri
hony vonntho ietelc slyslme zpe'
Iskfivanka, kterg SC yelebne vznh
II md oratem u ieho praci aehnh
A 90 yse vidim v cello krasc v mo
Lii dusi, o tom bych misela mno
Tho o mnoho psat, Ale ehci jcI
napsati Waite ii dedictyi p'
pfedcieh zdcddnt "nedflte Sc, MI
: spoite se. ncbof ien We spoieni NJ
Ia JEST
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1920-06-30

IN q scncpuA

i.olNtta hsl, hstNdy u malm htttly,
mcfi himi msslr ripeai sttlls
leini noel kenelsiss VAN
eknrm aaktm rlsnul 10 talAii,
kde v dian suehpu blc,ua hlenil tvatt.
Rtsfans srlks instr lan.
Nlaaa ieho proudly ptosisel6
10 klenutem sIpily 80 acle,
y obi syitil tAtnplny LEAK
nIikck smrti - no ~ teske niVe,
bor kla, meei sunni z%adumeiet,
' teaktm hoii soha pezaatcskl
",tcnc mAi en- siusa tieh6 vtela
X uehu llusa nAhle aoiettla
saivnm. hlavu ochufclou EdVih',
cate hlaha Okla jehn tryakla
n iig rukn dobfh, tepla tiskla
Phlsu ma syleh fnkoa bratfsk5ch,
"Jenc mil" dal palca septal sladcci
"ukmtuik isem, n~cJvftsi tvol 9fadee,
zavistniku oipusf, mosnosii
chtel iuem zdapat velkou lasku K tohe,
Ia vsak plane v n~cileptisi zlobe -
sfasten isem ien va tvtm okolL.
vzpomea II, iak v ilzbe male sami
sodnli isme verne mad knibami
stale vidim Okla tvehu tSit,
jake nyni yrouene zirh M mne
a ia bidny, 70 zavisti klamne
zde iaem zapfcl yseehep lidskS cit.
Jene mdj bile, lcbrak tcbe prosi
an tvdi dsm6y, kapky vla1na rosy
mn zar hroznS ' prsn kaiiei
aeh tve oko klidno, vrouend svitil
Jcnc druhS, PAlec zhvidi u,
jestt uyni - zhouei hranieil'
Jan Illus dlouho rukou svoji vdrnon
X prsu tiskl hlnvu licomdrnou,
2 oei vdrnyeh pramcn alznS TEX ...t
Mad by slzy slova v dusi neni,
jc v mich ldska, velkh odpubteni,
posledni tez zhouci pollock
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1920-06-30

ntisc osnkmeno a.st5s sti NJ
lNul rtNntiAkA liAarWsA,
llefflek. - liah, h u
vteni namAlks Mlstta ia
ia lla.a s.,.w,taa9 sN
PAM MllOsllna lluFeAu,A
nmah, h urieni ramA,hs
Mlstra Jana llusa f.t,t. 100
-
ielknmt sAFtfANRtttk *n~ W
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1920-06-30
JAN Hus.

Rok ll15 ma velikI v@znam y
de.jinhch cesktho naroda, nebof V
tom roce byl polozen zaklad X ho-
il prot dtlakn tehdejsibo Rlma
IN svobodu q prhva naroda a We
skllteenosti i dcmokracii svetovon
ne.ivyssi ob6ti, ziyotem Mistra ia.
ma h Ilnsince, a 5-ste A pate w
roei pfipada ma 6terg, dine O.
tervcnce. Mezi q. tervence ld15
II g. eeryencem 1920 Y historic nd-
rodn SC odehraly mnohe boje pro
ii 1tlakdm syefepgch ylddch n ~
rant a IA svobodu syedomi a ne
odyisIost. Po dy6 STE let jmtno
cesktho naroda bylo postrachem
tyranfl q slavn9 zntlo Y usieh nj.
rodh, protoze narod syornt krafel
v pred v duchu svobody n civilisa-
CO, jez budila obdiv tehdejsiho
sv6ta.
PAX nastala poroba nasledkem
%nesyornosti Il d'abelskg duch 'roz-
del b yladni', opanoval q rdousil
ccsky narod po 3 sta rokuj ducli
Hushv. jejz vypnstil na hofici
hranici, medal We udnsiti q v oso.
be p~reaidenta r. q, Masaryka W.
de eoskS narod v pravdf a w skn-
feGn6 syobode X vyaAi 1royni d
p~oJtroeilosti jinych, v Masary.
kovi jest sloiltcn dneh llnsfiy,
Komenskpho n Jifibo Washingfo.
na. "A proi0z, doufejme, NJ kazdS
phi vgroef npalenf Mistra Jana
Husi sobh p%fipomene, kan vcde
"rozdiI d vIadnii' u NJ pray
da bude jedinym zczlcm, nimz M.
rod tflmati budci
~ ~
Kolik il ms. jN yfnujcme %
zornost 4. eervenei d ygznamu VI
vyrofi7 VeImi milo! Ijjeme ,
fkto NAH move yIasti We svobod1
fcti b tisku. bohuzel, hledame '
osIavf tohoto ygznamnebo vyro.
III pro Ameriku, jen radoyaDky
aniz bychom sobN pfipomenuIi jef
ponlknd seriosue onoho vgroe1 q
yyznamu jebo pro Ms pfistebo'
vaIee problaheni ueodvidostl
spojen5ch Stiff znamena yiee.
nezIi jen yeseIj, znamena, ze ma
me sob6 pfipomenotrt ob6ti, jej
Dtcoyf tAto ylastj pfiocsIj, aby
cbom my byji svobodni 4 eer
yenee BY MIL bft rujimaolm
vIasteneekJm D zc "yk1nf bdfnf
jest cena syobody", 4 N Y mfrt'
name wi pfiprayeni X boji n
eyob0dul veIjkb "hnrrsb' ne
dxlh yIastenes, ale mysIiei Noy1k
apo, i rrotoz pfipomsdsne seb1 4
a. yiAetAnenN sfr6nfe
v{11 nyNi v rad1vznk1eh
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1920-06-30

IMFht KhHtte nv hfAkhA NNhNh
sauesl onud \. ,fpkuu elsi plAh,
tam dnleka m sthili
dai tcchoaiuvak N rfavdu velkou dan.
~ staleiich sysla hltkdn,
seticla ~ -che fmut mfek a dSm.
O fekn Hlayns, 20 u~taleiifh
enaN ifila feehhm milen}m.
Jake 10 vichfici. ktcfh yAc strhnla,
kdyE dalako tam hfaniea sarlaln,
tapldla, svi,iIa pies eelS Av6t,
nadufmo nebyls Tyh selka ober.
,tAko reku slnyny
,asdt Isi hyi Y trptou elzi plan,
TAX deehonlovAk M Nihifi
M ylast syon dial selikon dan,
vnda 80 selila w velktm ygteku,
bila m pfasdy puNnoi hrhz,
yyiia iapn6 hvezda v dssitn
ceeham 20 staletieh sar,
o ydiim pevnt, III vlada oaudu
sc yrhti do rukou Tyfch,
prayil icden y rynd yclkSch,
kdyk We yyhnanatvi p%rohivni ehyl
trpkyeh.
vazend PAM pofadatelko, pro
|sim v6s, budte TAX laskava n,
|kdyz uznate IN dobrd, zafadte do
~. H. mole ncumalt verse y
dakotskS ch prtrii, SestS derive
Inec Y dobt nyn6isi mi pro nasi
|%starou vlDsf velky yyznam, ~
lstalctt poroby stird Nc scbc nstva,
|py nhrod rmut olroctvi. cesko
|slovensky narod je jake nnaveny
poutnik, jest vysilen n jake ten
@snaveny poutnik SO opird o syoji
|h6l d nam6havt sp6chd kn svtmu
lcili Poutnik ncsc malf raneeek
ma zddcch, hlidd jei, jake poklad
"a poklad v ranecku z%naventho nj.
|roda ie 10 d6dictyi po tech nasich
|hoduSch pfedcich, ktcfi, jake ty
iasnt hyGzdy, syitili vzdy ma &c
Istu tGzcc zkousentmu n6rodn.
Mill ctenafi, kolik tech dncs
mich prorokh n riznSch y6dch by
Ibylo ochotno pfindsti TAX velkou
obif IN svojc pfesyfdeeni, jake
yelkf Illus h Jeronym. Oni po
|~stalctf stall jake slime dnby M
|strdni zivota eesktho nhroda. A
tak iako strdh &c sesypdya dol6
do roklf a nebgti stromh, tech o.
chrdnch pfirody, ktert sv5mi ko.
fony stran drzi, tn zajistt by se
We scsypalo. velkg silny dub ma.
sich yelkyeh mneednikh byt jaio
slime stromy M strdni ziyota tfzce
zkolsentho nhroda, kofcny pray.
dy zapusttnt drzeIy stdle IN pa.
dajici strah. scmena na stro.
mech zrhla a ytif 10 rozndkcI 20
drahe eeskt ylasti. A M / prudkA
lg.chfice, kterh naiednop mnoho
Y1cf, listi, semene do gzdnehu po.
%ylnese h pred scbon 5cne n ne.
dbh, kde syojj kofisf zanecha, phi
stf scmeno | m eiI plan Aeh, Ne.
meDa zanesIa yiehficc yhlky ua IN
cizi plhh Jak drah3m destfm
byIa scmena z~aIdyana, uezIi wiki.
ella, aby pfinesla oyoee Il yeikh
Iprbce. Tobf, narodc Geskosloven.
|sk(, nhrode mhj, kde III jscln We
narodiIa, kde m1h mati mad ko.
ldbkou kraanh feakh pfsnh zpfya,
lii nhrode, volam Y Tobh, rozvaz
rsbefek, kferg Deses d pohIkdni n
uznej yelkou obi thch, kten syk.
|t1i syojf krvf eM pIhnft InIej,
Ljak0u z8hrad0u Gefaemauu pro,
III, sby sycbodn Tobh yydobiii'
ftznej, nhrode, obfti yaecb, kfeft
jake mali mrayenebkoyA v fieho.
sh prscovali, praeoyaIi m prhrjj.
" blnku b I0moM yeikomksta,
prseoysti m tiehgeh \ 1fuInTeb
farmheb A jsko price mn.
|Ifeh mrayeneskh m koDee j. pfc,
lee yeika, tak ! praee Daze ki
Isp4imn byh nArods feskcsjoyea.
ilskiho DsposIedy byls Nh veika,
|HchazeIy " msIb . yst5f . vslk1
Idsry h eet<hD eoBstan d jako ma.
f desxoyk kapky afyoH msIf pr
mt1ek d prsmhdky pax pys meny
Fl oak f6kY 4 NH in to- TIM mra,
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1920-06-30

rran,iAka iiauscrcva, iIsrriek,
No nak.. dur IA ccrsna 1870 -
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-07

no doubt that much could be accom-
pllshed. But we cannot help but be-
lievs that any constructive program
would stand a much better chance of
being put through under a commits
sion form of government. No matter
how sincere the mayor and the alder
men may be they are seriously handi-
capped by the present Anticipated and
cumbersome form of city government.
The same men now in ofice under a
commission form of government could
ahead in q much more systematic
and efficient manner to put their plans
into execution.
Under a charter adopted in 1871,
punctured by hundreds of state laws,
all generously amended, little IS to be
expected.
A city commission working under
the commission form OF government
and carrying out q comprehensive
city plan, providing for the city's de-
for the next fifty years.
would soon make Perth Amboy a great
metropolis.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-07
Ripping Rhymes
BY WALT MASON
GOOD RADIANCE.

OF anarchists we're weary, OF all
the kindred freaks, of ag1tators
berry who jar US with their
shrieks; and so we've started ship
ping the lot across the sea, and
they may do their yipping, in Rus
sia, which Is free. They didn't like
our banner or eagle, worth a cent,
and in unseemly manner they
voiced their discomfort They said
that tyrants rule us, were tramp
led by the strong, the plutes and
robbers fool us, and everything Is
wrong. They pitied us for work
ing, they shuddered at u fate,
and thought some timely dirking
and bombing would be great. And
now they have departed for Rus
sia's shining shore, where patriots
truehearted may shed each others
fore; where man takes recreation
with weapons in his paws, and
prompt assassination 10 sure of
great applause. I hope they'll all
be joyous on Russ'a's happy strand.
and never more annoy us, or see
this darkened land. They'll have
the kind OF freedom that's bound
to hit the spot, for friends will
shoot and bleed 'em, and burn
them when they're shot. So let's
keep on dispatching the reds to
Russia's shore: they've itched us
long and scratching has grown to
be @ bore.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-07
Daily Horoscope
"The stars incline but do not compel
Thursday, january 8, 1920.

thursday, SunuaTy ., AJSO.
Copyright, 1919, by tho Mcclure
Newspaper S~yndicate.)
Fair luck should ono to mortals In
this day. according to a~strology. Mars,
Uranus and Mercury are all in benehc
aspect. The Sur Is adverse.
1t Is q rule most promising to SOL
diers and to their ambitions, making
for enthusiastic recognition of SER
vice.
While the stars today presage good
fortune to military men, the seers
~foretell thai they will be less v%ictori-
GUS at the polls than on the battlefield
Engineers and builders now come
under a planetary direction that fore
shadows prosperity and great profit.
While strikes are still indicated In
the aspects of the stars, one of these
will be a revolt against high prices
and will not be confined to persons of
any special calling in life.
Chicago is to furnish a strange SEN
~satlon. probably next week,
Washington, the National Capital,
continues subject to disturbing indu-
ences making for much work at cross
purposes, MISUNDERSTANDING and Sc
cret intrigue.
More changes In high places are
foreshadowed for the Federal govern
ment.
ftel1klOub CTeSuS Will pc iAuSN aA~
cussed this winter, and a new belief
in miracles Is foretold.
BY the end of this year women will
have gained such recognition in bust
ness and politics that a new ideal OF
the future education Of girls Will be
accepted, astrologers foastell. Accord
ing to this prophecy every human
mind must be trained to serve the
nation in a ~wage-earning vocation.
Reactionary tendencies will be more
apparent as the winter advances. A
return to old standards Of modesty
and simplicity is prophesied.
The aspects of the stars that caused
astrologers a year ago to warn the
President to lake care OF his health
and person have not yet fully changed,
but the forecast Is satisfactory for the
future.
Persons whose birthdate It is have
the augury of travel and change. The
health should be safeguarded. III the
year Is likely to be happy and pros
porous.
Children born on this day are Hike
ly to be gifted, skillful and energetic.
| These subjects of Capricorn are usu
ally inclined to be proud and force
full
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-07
Luke McLuke Says.

Luke McLuke Says.
After glancing over the Congress
sional Record a man kind of wishes
that Lockjaw wasn't a rare affection.
Mother talks about the bad Place
when she is scolding the children.
But she isn't that careful OF her Ian
guage when she Is scolding Father.
Maybe you would have moro Good
Luck If you did not waste so much
time bewailing your Bad Luck.
Most of US know just what should
be done If some other man will get
busy and do 1t.
You may have noticed that mighty
few men OF your acquaintance can be
Furious without being Sulphurious.
The old-fashioned wife who was
kept busy trying to retain her hus-
bands affection now has a married
daughter who keeps her husband busy
trying to retain her affection.
A woman Is more worried about
Feathers in this world than she Is
about Wings in the neXt world.
The Devil hates the man who minds
his own business about as much as he
loves the militant hypocrite.
Show a modern girl a thimble and
she would imagine tina 1t was some
thing off the Carbureter or the Spark
Plug.
Even the girl who has a shape like
a penholder will spend an entire hour
admiring her Figure in a mirror.
About the only time the average
married man fools his wife is the day
he marries her.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-07
Dickens on Prohibition.

Most Of the Drys will admit that
Charles Dickens was an Intelligent
man, and no man can doubt that
Dickens vas a good Christian. after
reading; 1.-THE Shipwreck." But this
is what Dickens wrote about prohibit
ton in 1859:
"Now, L have always held that there
may 6. and that there unquestion-