Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-16


Be white and strong; the charging
forefoot meet
Serene the first great combef's
name of snow
And let no sudden panic ovsrwhslm
The untried hands that hold her
kicking helm.
I can not show the soul who then
will sail
My little ship to seek the Biesssd
Isles
The way to battle thru the sudden
gale:
The craft to foil the evil currents
wiles,
But I can strive, oh, Master. by
yo3. care
To fashion this, his craft, strong.
true and fair.
My hard-won. bite. knowledge can
not spare
Him danger from the snarling,
frothing shoal:
I may not teach the sailor TO be-
ware
The mighty tidal waves that to-
ward him roll
But I may build his ship from stern
to bow
Oh, Master Shipwrisht, guide me;
teach me how!
Cant expect puffect peace IN
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sardus, Of Preakness, N. j., where
they offer half million to O. prize
fighter and appeal for charity to
raise professors salaries"
Lots OF parents 90 right on ex-
pecting their offspring to have more
sense until he's 80, and even then
they don't always givsSsp hope
Russia Seeks Recognition" say
the headlines. Well, the nations can
recognize her IF they want 70. but
it's a cinch they won't be able to tbe
very next time they look at her
thereafter.
A bolshevik Is anyone who does
not share your identical moral. so
cial and political views.
And sometimes when you read the
news from Washington before
breakfast you can't be positive
you're not ono yourself.
INCONSISTENCIES MoNoDY.
OFT in the Silly night
Where no one yet has found me,
I gather all the brands
OF other days around me.
Lisht~wines and beers.
Set up in tiers.
With stronger liquors tower.
But, oh you brew
or mountain dew,
You've got the range and power!
Thus, in the Silly might,
Where no one yet has found ma
I watch my steaming mash
Until the room goes round M
N. A. Y.
Edna says this soviet idea doesn't
bother her at all. She's helped gst
a church fair ready.
Every time the allies ask Holland
to get little Willie Hohensoilsrn out
Of tho wood pile she begins 10 talk
to EN- like Dutch uncle.
Anyway, We Americans can bless
prohibition for one thing. II His
Imperial Nibs really does 80 10 Cur
racao We won't have to look at his,
picture on bottles Of the stuff.
We wish that fellow who sowed
the dragons teeth would come along
and SOW few hens teeth in our
garden 80 we could raise q couple
oi ess plants.
r THERE'S HOPE FOR HIM.
He may ogle; flirt, philander, tho =
sober married man,
He may lead most Ubiquitous and
shameful sort Of life.
But hear this plea for mercy ere
him utterly you ban,
He has never
Hailed his helpmeet Mt
Al Friend WIFE"
A new generation Of capitalists n
rising from the proletariat Of Russia.
The bolsheviki apparently are peo-
pie who want what they want till
they getsit s.g
Having now reduced the unhappy
country to q land Of reds, We are
daily expecting to hear Lenine and
Trotsky declare for the bourgeois
and start a massacre Of the op-.
ponents to the movement.
The only bright lining we've sssu
on the income tax cloud IL the news
that the crown prince Il paying ono.
too.
One scientist suggests that the
way to reach Mars IL with a. high
explosive rocket: another would try
a smoke screen. But it's much
simpler than that: II NJ n. & ls
Just tack 8 message on the cost Of Y
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