davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-23

Harry Sommers says that of the
Republican, didn't think they would
get more circuit Judges by having a
nonpartisan Judiciary, they wouldn't
be for it.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-23

The Irvine Tribune says that
the grand jury there is trying to
find out who put the still in Estill.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-23

FOR Rents nice rooms and large
closets in each ROOM lights. water and
bath; Phone SCI or see G.. l.. Borders.
corner East Walnut and B. Streets. AZ 2
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-23
When Contracted 1t expands.

Funny thing about q cold. You
catch It without trying; IL you let it
run on it stays with you. and If yea
stop it it goes away.-Boston Tram
script.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-23
II Makes a Differences.

The man who tries to reform others
is an inspired missionary. The man
who tries to reform you is a hypo-
critical humbug.-Cincinnati Enquirer.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-23

National Council of Women.
The National Council of Women
consists In the United States of thirty
one organizations, with approximate
" 100000 members.
The Irish standard., 1920-04-10
Rann-dom Reel.
By HOWARD l. RAM
THE NAVY BEAN

TINE navy bean is a lowly form Of
i vegetation carrying retreating
forehead and threatening price tag.
The straits to which the aristocracy
of this country are reduced is shown
by the fact that few years ago the
navy bean was about as popular a
form of diet as the half-soled round
steak whereas now 1t is more sought
after than Il red-haired girl who has
been left four farms and an armful of
bank stock. 1t is pitiful sight to see
n once proud family whose members
have always lived on pork tenderloin
and Pineapple ice now struggling fever
ishly to digest the tenacious navy.
bean, after 1t has been run through
a hay cocker over night.
The navy bean never found It's way
to the dining table of the rich until
the European war broke out in several
spots. Practically all of the navy beans
raised in this country were fed to the
regular army and to people of the mid
die class with small incomes and cork
lined stomachs. When a man enlists
In the army or navy he is supposed to
entrust his belongings, including his
stomach, to the fatherly care of the
government, and it has been found by
long experience that the egg-shaped
The Irish standard., 1920-04-10

g ss=;s.: n 81. 4 I
The Irish standard., 1920-04-10

which is composite Of the highest
things in life-is correct, to have Jus.
tice. within US and to distribute It to
those about US, Is the highest Happi-
ness.
There is nothing that SO arouses the
::ndignatfon and red-blood Of a man
as to feel that Injustice is being done
to anyone anywhere. For Justice IL
an instinct as deeply rooted In our
consciousness as our sense Of Right
and Wrong, Of which indeed It ID part
and parcel. So that I,
For you to fully feel Justice In thu
outer world, you must first be Just
toward yourself. when It will be re-
dected in your opinion and judgment
OF Justice as a working principle
toward other people.
II things about you appear to be
all out Of kink, the most foolish thiur
you can possibly do is to begin to
crftfcise outside forces and outside con.
ditions. Begin right where you are
and take account of yourself. Muster
your many abilities and powers to-
eether. Take account Of their activi-
ties. Is each doing it's share? Reor-
ganize. Get started on new plane
and you will be surprised at what a
great amount Of Justice there is every
where and at all times.
The Irish standard., 1920-04-10
WHAT ,s L,asarys

whenever we see the cause Of lib
erty threatened, We are ready to cast
our lot with those whose liberty is
threatened" Woodrow Wilson to
the French Academy Of Moral and
Political Sciences.
What IS liberty? Does It depend
on geography, color, race, religion OF
the power Of the oppressor or his
friendly attitude toward us?
The Irish are clamoring for liberty.
They want to rule the land on which
they were born, land that belonged
to them before such . thing % O.
Eng1ish king or pa1ifameat existed
Il their demand for liberty not valid
because emfnently respectable ing
lishmen ~ that It would fnt@1Ea
With their pla1s3 - Chicago Herald
ExomfDo&.
The Irish standard., 1920-04-10
Just Folks
By EDGAR A. GUEST
LOST ARGUMENTS.

When in my wisdom have said
That it is time to go to bed
Or crossed their wills with rules and
: laws
There comes pout, and then a pause,
And then an argument ensues
In which it seems always lose.
When announce that too much pie
Is bad for them, they ask me: "Why?"
And when I start to prove my case
They taunt me to my very face,
And in debate, in which they're
strong,
They soon convince me I am wrong.
Time was my judgment they'd ac-
cept
All my commands they bravely kept,
But now they've reached the reasoning
The answering back and questioning
stage;
Their little minds are keen and swift
While helplessly I seem to drift.
No mere command with them will 20
The reason why they want to know,
They wear me out. They argue back
And puncture with their sure attack
The case I've made, It'll with grin
/ end their talk by giving in.
Twould drive great logician wild
To argue with healthy child.
A thinking boy Of four or five /
Could floor the wisest man alive.
And any bright-eyed little girl
Can set the calmest brain, awhirl. !
And yet I'm glad those madcap elves
Are daily thinking for themselves.
I'm glad they have opinions strong
On what is right and what is wrong,
And oh, I hope, when older grown,
In LIES debates they'll hold their own.
Copyright by Edgar A. ausst,)
The Irish standard., 1920-04-10
Justice
B. GEORGE MATTHEW ADAMS

kHUCH Of the serenity Of this world
AVA Is wrapped within the ordinary
principles OF Justice. And the simplest
Thing OF It all is that Justice for each
one Of us lies within each one Of us.
tssf as soon as we become convinced
H the Justice. Of q Man or Cause
n ~ n N kasE }iE we beeone Immediately
which thaA MaT or Cause t AlGhic
has: toward US. And II our Viewpoint
lis correct, without hesitation, we trust
the just Man, we become part Of
the Just Cause-we take ownership Of
the Just Fact.
Justice is the twin-brOther Of Truth.
And If our attitude toward the Truth
The Irish standard., 1920-04-10

navy bean will sustain life longer and
at less expense than any other article
Of food except pure timothy hay.
A year or two ago quart of navy
beans could be bought for few cents
and when properly prepared would
cause the stOutest appetite to languish
along about the fifth round, But so
many Of these beans have been ship
ped abroad that the price is now pro-
htbitive to all except the idle rich. It
Is stated that when the Russians ran
out of ammunition they loaded their
rifles with the American navy bean and
discharged them at the foe with graf
flying results, but this is an unwarrant-
ed reflection upon one Of the grandest
articles Of food which ever tickled the,
luman palate.
(Copyright.)
The Irish standard., 1920-04-10

IudL Uu0yA Au6 AOvo LUZ 4I0l1Nu WuAVA ~
the Inheritance Of every son Of the
sacred isle. In the mention Of one Of
these names, "Meagher Of the Sword"
we are reminded Of the 1rishmen's
fidelity to American institutions. We
recall the heroic charges Of Meagher's
brigade at Fredericksburg when five
successive assaults were ordered and
made with the green nag Of Ireland
always in the van. Somebody "blun'
dered" in those orders, for the impreg.
nable heights 80 scientifically defend
ed were impossible Of capture.
Meagher was not there to argue, but to
fight, and his green plume showed that
where his men were he was sure to
lead. All honor Of his memory and
memory Of those too soon forgotten
chivalry Of the Irish emerged un-
clouded, even in the trying hour Of do
feat. We cannot forget that in Ireland
today the faith Of more than 100 years
of defiance still finds e1emplars in the
person Of dc valera, battling With the
hereditary foe with % full determin.
who proved on that fatal day that the
alton - his fathers.
| The spirit - even In our own eommu'
nifty Of Minnesota. H0e. and in Hjehj
The Irish standard., 1920-04-10

Washington Loved Them.
"'or will you seek farther their mer.
it, to disclose?' I cap the climax Of
their worth when I say, Washington
loved them, for they were the com.
panious Of his tolls, his perils, his
glories, In the deliverance Of his coun.
try.
''Nor was the feeling Of our cause
confined 10 this hemisphere. In Erin
L ana in the darkest days Of our des.
tiny. whenevoe e was told that Ws
B boeo ourselves bravely IN the field.
; though pressed by misfortune, and
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28
JOHNNY NOW m ssTRkINING''


AJohppy.,s did not come marching
lqmA ct least not to the wife awaiting
His return In an Iowa town, after a
certain fighting division returned from
France. The wife waited and won
dSrsd. Comrades Of the man returned
10 the waiting wife they had little In
formation to effer,' except to say that
..Johnny" had been wounded in battle
that % had recovered and had come
home on 2 transport. F5%%
!; III disabled soldiers are given train
lpg ct the hands Of the federal board
fos vocational training" unused the
wafs. Ssand Johnny was wounded, he
may ask for training, and--well, l will
Jast KElte to the board asking them to
notify me It Johnny does ask for
training" ss 9 q z%'
4A letter to the beard brought back
information that '"Johnny" slightly
disabled. was about to take course
IL training. The wife gathered a few
clothes, boarded q train and within .
few hours walked in on Johnny"
Here, il the place to insert few
stars, exclamation marks, Interrogation
points, quotations galore. ~.
There was 4 reunion. District voca-
tonal officers will not talk, They
smile but refuse to answer even the
most Innocent questions. Their re-
ports do not indicate sudden with
drawsl from training Of any veteran
admitted. II is understood that the
wife Is now on the job to see that
Johnny" gets the training he applied
fpr and another sort Of training taught
only 81 the atfectionate wives Of alb
.eat-minded MISUNDERSTANDING. =
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28
UNsPplLED TRIBES b OF AFRICA :1 e
kpaIls1: TraxAIer Pays High Tribute -
*sMo1ls and Behavior o. Nsgroes
II Whom He Met.

Summing up seven years Of travel In
the interior Of Africa, where the ma
tiyes are interrupted BY alcohol,
European morals, aud the love Of gain
either by fair means or fraud" an
Englishman, Mr.. r. To-day, speaks
very Well Indeed Of the African negro.
IN two crossings Of the Congo Free
State hs met no tribe that was not
naturally aood.tempered. and, In most
instances, frhospitable and trustful."
Customs Of course are different in
isnd where one may know the tribe
to which a man belongs by the design
that has been painfully embossed on
III skip. The traveller tells ofatrihee:ss
whore All the women who would be ln
the, fashion paint themselves red from
top TO toe, ana are so fond Of the color
that IL a gift is given them they i'm
mediately paint 1t red also. Cannibals
he: met, and people who live in houses
the door Of which looks like window.
and others, remote from the inventions
of civilization, who transmit compli-
Gated messages over long distances by
aihnals on wooden gong. Odd human
bslnas, as the rest of'us hear Of them;
but the traveller lott them with regret,
leaking down from his steamer on the
crowd gathered when he was leaving
tfs Congo, among whom there was
not one who was not my friend
.peke" was his name among the ma
tivey, and as he steamed away, there
stood his "dear black friends, waving
their hands. cloth, branches, and any
thing that came to hand, and shouting
II the native tongue, 'Good-by, Deke'
don't forget US. y" 5 y, >..s. I.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28
MOST FAMOUS OF PALACES
Building Constructed by BrunelIeschi
for Count Pitt Is the Glory
Of FIorsnce, Italy.

No country is richer in beautiful
palaces than Italy. In most instances
these have now become the property
Of the nation, so that the taxpayer Is
indirectly responsible for the general
good while preserving their dignity
and safeguarding their treasures.
Throughout Italy, from Turin to Paler-
mo, these monuments to the genius
Of the Middle ages are to be found.
but perhaps none is so famous as the
Pitt palace at Florence, built upon
4 hill above the Arno with the beauti-
full Boboli gardens stretching behind it.
Count Pitt, chief magistrate Of Flor
ence in the fifteenth century. desiring
to outriyal Cosimo de- Medici, set him
self to build a palace which should
be the wonder. Of Italy. He employed
the architect Brunelleschi, whom
CosimO when building his own palace
had passed over because Of his magnlf-
icent disregard for expenditure, and
Brunelleschi was given free hand.
Pitti however, fell into disgrace for
plotting against the son OF Coslmo
and no workman could be found to
continue his half-completed palace.
Thus for century it was to remain.
until Eleanor Of Toledo once more
took it in hand and it became-oh,
strange irony!-the home of the Medi-
cean grand dukes. The Pitt was not
actually finished until 1880. The sight
seer is aware as he wanders through
this vast building today, and gazes
at, its walls lined with five hundred
pictures, most Of them masterpieces.
that he is rather in royal palace than
a picture gallery, and he doubts not
the truth Of Macchiavelli's verdict,
that the Pitt palace "is greater and
more splendid than the house Of any
other private citizen whatsoever"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28
Word coinaae ID war.

'.Don't be 'dud,'" said the lad, half
coa3ingly, half-contemptuously. to 9
schoolmate upon whom he was urging
action to which the other opposed re-
sistance. Thus a word used colo
quially as designating shabby clothes
or semi-valueless effects acquires a
meaning but indirectly traceable to the
original. A remarkable number of
new words, either applying to new in
ventions or to be classed as SOLDIERS
slang" came into being during the
war and have been recognized In
1919 dictionary. Presently philologists
viii be exploring search for roots,
and certain among them will be duly
incorporated into our language, while
others will drop out as words OF coca.
sion only. .e...,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28
RUBRHEU|M|A7|sM| FROM
STIFF ACHING JOINTS
Rub Soreness from joints and muscles
with . small trial bottle Of old
a- St. Jacobs Lniment
Stop dosing rheumatism.

Stop dosing rheumatism.
It's pain only; not one case in fit,
requires internal treatment. Ful
soothing, penetrating '"St. Jacobs Lini
ment" right on the ''tender spot" AM
by the. time you say Jack Robinson
out comes tie rheumatic pain. Isl
matisIH cure which never disappoint
and doesn't burn the skin. 1t take:
pain, soreness and stiffness from ach
ing joints, muscles and bones; stop
sciatica, lumbago, backache, neuralgia
! climber up! Get a so cent bottle o.
old-time, honest "St. Jacobs Eminent
from any drug store, and in q moment
you'll be free from pains, aches ant
stiffness. Don't suffer!- Rub rheuma
tism away.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28
Whale OH From swordfish.

The heads Of 100 average swordflsh
viii yield IS gallons Of an oil that has
high market value. Refined and sun.
blsached, 1t is indistinguishable from
whale oil, and commands the same
price In fact, commercially. It is
whale oil. ~ ~
Whale oil Is obtained on a much
larger scale from halibut heads, which
are treated in the same way as the
swordfish heads-cooked to a pulp
with steam and pressed. A short ton
Of them will yield 40 gallons Of oil.
Boston and Gloucester, Mass, an.
Ihally produce 10000 gallons. #
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28
olD-Tu4 COLD ouRE :
s-ts DRINK HOT EAl

Get a, small package Of Hamburg
Breast Tea at any pharmacy. Take 9
tablespoonful Of the tea, put q cup 81
boiling water upon it, pour through q
sieve and drink q teacup full at any
time during the day or before retiring,
II is the most effective way to break
q cold and cure grip. al it opens the
pores Of the skin, relieving congestion.
Also loosens the bowels, thus breaking
up q cold. ~ t5 %$5
Try it the next time you suffer from
q cold or the grip. It is inexpensive
and entirely vegetable, therefore safe
and harmless, %& - T,,-f -.,!
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28
Had sarnums In Those Days.

w 1N0 0GIuuWv !" JUOSo 0Sy%
The love of monstrosities, which are
usually mere freaks Of nature, is still
cqhmon but It would appear to have
been mere popular in the good old
times. In the year 1742 crowds fire.
qhented the Mitre, Charing Cross, Lon
don, to view "the largest Thames
monster. or. miraculous man-eater. that
was ever In the world. AS boy was
washing his mop this surprising mon
stsr caught hold Of 1t in his mouth,
and had very Alike pull the boy into
thesriyer, but he calling out for help.
seteral men came to his assistance.
with great difficulty dragged this mon
stefs out. and he lived four hours after
on shore" - a a. - .sH'oss
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28

forms ID the bottom Of the Pan.
peviIed Tomatoes.-Cut in thick
slices four to six tomatoes, dredge with
-four, and saute in hot butter. Serve
with one tablespoonful of the following
mixture on each: Cream together one
tablespoonful of butter, one teaspoon
full of sugar, two Of dry mustard, a
dash Of salt. sprinkle of cayenne and
the y0lk of hard-cooked egg. Add
to this two tablespoonfuls each Of
chopped green pepper, parsley and
onion. Moisten with a tablespoonful
or less of vinegar; heat in the pan and
serve on the tomatoes.
Flemish carrots.-Canned summer
carrots may be used for this dish, or
il those are not at hand, use the win.
ter vegetable. II the carrots have
not been previously cooked, cut in
narrow strips and cook in q little wa
ter until tender. For pint of carrots,
melt one tablespoonful of butter, add
four tablespoonful Of finely chopped
onion and half a teaspOonful Of sugar.
Cover and let cook very slowly on an
asbestos mat, until slightly brown;
add one cupful Of beef stock, and SIM
mer until the onion is tender; add the
carrots and let stand over hot water
20 minutes or longer. Sprinkle with
finely minced parsley just before sery-
log.
Raised Potato cakes.-Mix one pint
Of mashed potatoes with a pint Of
flour, sifted with half teaspoonful Of
salt. Add milk enough to make 9 bat.
ter like griddle cakes, then add two
tablespoonfuls Of melted butter. Blend
one-half yeast cake with two table
spoonfuls Of water and one-quarter Of
teaspoonful of soda beat this into
the batter. Let rise Until light and
fill OF bubbles, then bake in creased
muffin rings. Serve covered with gravy
with roast or fricasseed chicken.
N4.,.< n>e+~s.e.
'ay~-. "a 5y-E" s. -stSl
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28

"The law amt nigh as flexible as II
ought to be-" grumbled the landlord
of the Petunia tavern. there's q
whole lot Of cases that it can't begin to
cover properly. ." ~
"What IS one Of them, for tnstaqcef
asked the guest |''@' -.,'..
"Why, right here. tomorrow, life
insurance agent IS going to be tried tor
calling an oil stock seller liar. and
I'll be dod-blasted il I see how, ac-
cording to law, they can both be
stuck !"-Kansas City Star. d, =,
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28
Unkind Remarks.

In haste to catch street car pc
fore the conductor closed the door, 8
man dropped two-pound package OF
sugar in the street. The sack burst
the granulated cane was ruined. He
had to wait for the next car and to
bear what the vox populi exclaimed
over over the disaster. Here's some Of It:
"Just wait until his old woman
meets him. F
Ills crushed oats will taste foggy
for three weeks"
'Sweeten the corner where you
are. e. '.'.
Moral: Carry a basket. - =.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28

use the fOllOWlng luea !:
Select good medium sized
greetings, wash ard
core. Fill the center with
red cinnamon candies or
use part sugar and part
cinnamon drops. Bake
until the apples crack
open. Basic the center
with the red strip which
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28

Client Was Somewhat Peeved.
The visitor to the lawyers 0dics
stood in amazement. E@H t go
II say, old mani" he exclaimed.
whatever has happened to YOU? Had
4 motor smash, or what3"
The lawyer shook his head YEARLY
as he gingerly touched his bruised and
bandaged face. "a. : Ii5.,
mo. You remember that case the
other day when l defended a man
charged with assault? Well, I made q
strong plea for him on the ground that
he was a fool rather than criminal"
Eyes; but "a &'-,a 2,
II did it SO well that he was acqpit.
ted, and he waited for me outside the
court" &..,-. .a5
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28

Webster City Freeman Journal: As
democrats are now insisting that the
present price of silver proves the party
was right in 1896 it may be presumed
that the platform to be constructed at
San Francisco this year will renew the
demand for free coinage at the ratio OF
16 to /. The silver democrats ought to
insist upon this program.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28
8 x x!lBE Il ;
4 Et -
TASTY DISHES.

Thrift is steady earning, wise spend
ing, sane saving, careful investing.
and the avoidance of waste.
BE what We u.s. not what ye amt,
because If We is what We amt, ye amt
what We Is"
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28
Notice.

An Arkansas paper announces that
the postmaster at Batavia has received
a letter with no name or address on it,
and he would like the person It Is In
tended for to please call and get tt
Boston Transcript.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28

The country is being "combed' for
the reds but the comb doesn't seem to
have touched their Whiskers.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28

Liam MeIloWs, member Of paria.
ment Of the "lrish republic" and COM
1nander of the western forces Of tho
Irish republican army Of Easter week,
1916, who escaped from an English
jail and came to this country disguised
Is a stoker, is in San Francisco a.
the official representative Of Eamonn
de Valera, the Irish "president."
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28

10 make the common baked apple
delicious as it is, still more attractive
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28

In some towns they are presenting
speeding motorists with COPIES Of the
automobile regulations. A cell IN the
county Jail is an excellent place in
which to read EN-. 7l-a5 A5:
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28

Burlington Hawkeye: OF all the presi-
dental 'booms, the one for Hoover
seems the most spontaneous.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28

Now that the clothing makers won't
nut any more cuffs on trousers the
chappies may not feel 1t necessary to
exhibit their feet in the club windows.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-01-28
II Mas.

Moral: Carry a basket.