El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-22
Jokes IN
PASSING SHOW


vised to diet himself and confine his
! food to pork-''you did not pay for
my advice"
NO. and I'm not going to-" says
the patient, for I'm not going TO take
The comedian sings about the show
TO this effect:
''All the worlds a stage
And the dramas played by ladies',
And each Of them is subject
To arrangements made in hades."
L. $. A. is described rs standing
for asYOu Surrender Alcohol
a drunk man staggers of the stage,
after threatening every body. You
don't know who am" he says I'm
the man the kaiser thought he was"
He tries to address a woman and
she tells him she does not know him.
He persists that she does Her escort
starts TO thrash him. Calling TO the
escort she says; Let him alone.
fly"
There" shouts the inebriate one,
7 told you she knew me"
Somebody rushes in and reports
that there "a n fight at the meet
ing for Irish freedom up the
street.
Eight Why, that's all the
Irish meet fOr,1 remarks the
policeman, who has been informed.
What do I care what they say: my
wife likes me-" says the inebriated
one.
Lots OF women like monkeys nova
days" retorts the woman
They were discussing the fine
country homes the rich own One
remnrkss
at beats all how n man born in
the country moves to the city and
slaves all HIS life to get enough
money 20 enable him to move back
to the country
NO. I am not in favor OF women
voting" the politician tells a delega-
ton OF suffraEets. Let the men keen
women a chance 10 tell them about IT,"
@When woman votes, she viii
remove all the miseries OF the
men, a female delegate says
As long ns there a. woman
there viii always he misery for
men, replies the politician.
A man asks a girl where she lives,
q live in the boathOuse down by the
river" she SAYS. Ny telephone num-
Der is Nile H o.;
Three wise Fools" IS another
John Golden success Golden owns
Turn TO the Right that Fl Pasoans
saw this year, also "Lightnin'." which
has had such a successful two-year
run in New York. Three Wise Fools"
deserves its success. When Il comes
to Fl Paso. II will be a crime to miss
II II you like a laugh with real heart
throb mixed up with #
It Is full OF good lines Here is one.
II is a young lover talking 10 the
girl he loves
she is innocent: know It because I
have looked into her eyes" he says. |
One OF the old men, one Of the
isThree Wise FOoIs,s sayss
a7Thra nnr-r - - -
stable thing an4 for the most part
founded on selGishness.s
ApoloEizing 10 his uncle. the young l
nan says.
7 mean every word Of IT. uncle. /
but I'm sorry 7 said II"
One Of the three old men declares: /
We are just three old fools"
Really, you're not old says the 1
girl.
But you don't contradict Us about
being fools" says the old man
The old mans rich nephew refuses
% 90 TO work. but the old man gets
lin a job He may wear silk
Iweater II he wishes" says the uncle.
but I'm going 10 make him sweat
ssuccess.7 he tells the young
man. ecomea from learning to do
the thing you don't want to do
At n time when you don't want to
Hes a terrible example OF a well
rdered life" is an expression the
octor applies 10 an old man who
ives by the same program every day
The girl makes a wish. The boy
SKIS her what il is. She bushes and
efUses TO tell him
viii IL come true2' he asks her.
Il hope Il will" she tells him
IF IL is what ] hone IL is, hope Il
ONES true" he replies
When the girl is arrested as a
accomplish Of a murderer.
be young man. who accompanies her
D the police station. returns radiant.
9Hurrah, the chief believes in
her Innocence" he says Il just
made him understand that II she
did not see inside Of a prison cell,
he would become a very rich
man."