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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29


was looking at pop smoaking
and thinking in the setting room
last mite, and | sed, Pop, would
Fyou be serprized if l grew up to
be n CRATE famous author?
Yes, wouldent you2 sed pop.
o, not 50 very, / sed, and pop
sed, Well, its nice to appreciate
yourself, and then you're always
sure at least one persin appreciates
you.
Yes sir, y sed, and pop sed, And
wen you rite always rite naturally,
jest the way people act and tawk
and carry on, that's the way to rite.
Yes sir, do you want to heer the
ideer for a story | jest made up? l
sed.
WITCH pop dident say he dident,
so I started to tell him, saying.
Well, once there was a man and
there never was enything the mat
ter with him till all of sudden
he started to feel so funny inside
he thaWt there must be sumthinS
in there that dident belong in there
and he went and had a X ray pick
ture took with q X Ray machine,
and the doctor sea- come Dack
next Monday, and the man came
back next Monday and the doctor
sed, Did you ever by eny chance
swallow a acorn in your youth?
and the man sed, Wy yes, once wen
/ was boy | swallowed one on
a dare, and the doctor sed, Are you
prepared fore shock? and the man
admitted he was and the doctor
sed, You got a good size young oak
tree growing in you.
Is that all? sed pop, and | sed,
No sir, hut its all the ferther I've
got so far, and pop sed, Well is
that natural, is that lifelike?
Yes sir, / sed.
The doose it is, go on out and
play, you're giving me a he'd axe,
sed pop.
Wich ! did.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29
CURRY COUNTY MAY GET
LARGE OIL REFINERY

Especial Correspondence to The Journal,
Clovis. N. NJ, July 2S,-The
Magma Oil & Refining company,
with headquarters at Sweetwater,
Texas, where it has a large refinery
in operation, had Representatives
before the Chamber of Commerce
here Monday asking the co-opera-
ton of the latter body in the es-
adjustment of a refinery either
here, or near the state line.
The company contemplates the
distribution of various petroleum
products, but will deal chiefly in
the production of high grade gaso-
line. Crude will be shipped from
the Texas fields, according to the
plan of the company, and the re-
fined products distributed to the
towns of this section by motor truck
tanks.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29
Foley's
Honey and Tar
COMPOUND

CLEARS THE THROAT of phlegm
and mucous, stops that tickling, opens the
air passages for easier breathing aud coats
the raw. inf1amed surfaces with heal
ing, soothing medicine.
Grateful Father Tells What 1t Did
w. z. Curry, 1870 Up 9Th St.. Evansville, Ind.
writes: Il have q little girl years who has
good deal Of trouble with Group. have used
Foley's Honey sad Tar Compound. giving it to
her according to directions and obtaining instant
relief for her. NY wae and use it whenever
bothered with bad cold or cough. and will
say that it is the best remedy for bad cold.
cough. throat trouble or Group that ever saw.
Parents who use Foley's Honey aud
Tar know it is safe and no harm will
come even if an overdose should be
given by accident. II tastes good and
children like it. II won't upset the deli.
cate stomachs of young children. delicate
nersons or elderly people.
For Sale at the Alvarado Pharmacy
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29
Had q Weak stomach

II had weak stomach for years.
| would have more or less pain in
my stomach and feel uncomfort-
able for hours after eating. l lost
weight and became weak and de-
bilitated. l was real miserable
when l began taking Chamberlain's
Tablets. The promptness with
which they benefited me surprised
both myself and my family. They
strengthened my digestion and In
a short time l was sound and
WELL" writes Ernest Pharo. Beaver
Dam. Ohio.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29
SOME POLITICAL STUFF

The State Record can find many
things for which to commend Gov
ernor Larrazolo, and on the other
hand we believe he has made many
very serious bhInders. His appoint
ments; made during the session OF
the legislature, when he first came
into office, were for the most part
good. most of those he has made
recently are about as bad as they
could be. The. saving grace of this
situation is that the former were
for important offices and long
terms while the latter are unim-
portant offices and Tor terms which
are likely to be short. His attitude
during the coal strike was most
commendable. Re kept the mines
in this state open and in operation.
He called for federal troops and
prevented violence and destruction
of property. No governor could
have done more. Then he made
the serious blunder of removing the
state college board of regents. The
deficit has not been relieved, the
new board is not as well qualified
to cope with it as their predecessors
were, the~r result is a fuss and fiZzle,
and nothing gained. So examples
might be multiplied pro and con
without getting anywhere. To cut
the argument short the whole trou-
BILE with Governor Larrazolo seems
to be that when he lost the support
of certain influential leaders who
had stood out strong for his nomin-
alton and others who We're never
particularly friendly to him, but
supported him Loyalty as the party
candidate, he also lost his head and
began making his series OF biund
ers. with the result that he has lost
out with the people and has been
eliminated. He might have made
a truce with the leaders, but he
can not do it with the individuals,
they are too numerous.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29
JUST FOLKS
Copyright. 1920. by Edgar A. Guest.
THE BOOK OF MEMORY,

Turn me loose and let me be
Young once more and fancy free;
Let me wander where | will, y
Down the lane and UP the hill,
Trudging barefoot in the dust
In an age that knows no must"
And no voice insistently
Speaks of duty unto me;
Let me tread the happy ways
OF those by-gone yesterdays.
=.
Fame had never whispered then,
Making slaves of eager men;
Greed had never called me down
To the gray walls Of the town,
Offering frankincense and myrrh
If I'd be its prisoner; {
/ was free to come and go
Where the cherry blossoms blow,
Free to wander where would, ~
Finding life supremacy good
VA
But l turned, as all must do,
From the happiness ] knew
To the land of care and strife,
Seeking for fuller life;
Heard the lure of fame. and sought
Recognition in her court.
Answered to the voice of greed;
Give me what / seem to ieed!"
Now the gray town holds me fast,
Prisoner to the very last.
Age has stamped me as it's own,
Youth to younger hearts has flown;
Still the cherry blossoms blow
In the land / used to know,
Still the fragrant cover spills
Perfume ovey dales and hills -
But I'm not allowed to stray
Where the young are free to play;
All the years will grant to me
Is the book of memory. 3
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29

Ohio this year, certainly occupies a conspicuous
position. 1t probably will be a long time before any
state again has so many spotlights turned upon it,
It never happened before. One presidential cand-
date is enough to attract attention to a state but
Ohio has three Harding. Cox and Watkins all
Buckeyes, seek the highest office in the land. And
this is not all, for the state also has vice pres
dental candidate, Max Hayes is second man on the
farmer-abo ticket.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29
The Coy well.

Work on the w. w. Cox oil well
in the Tularosa basin is to be re-
sumed in a short time. An agree
ment has been reached between
Mr., Cox and w. II. Duncan of Ok
lahoma for the continuation OF
the work.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29
cattle ASSOCIATION Meet

The executive board of the New
Mexico Cattle and Horse Growers
association will meet IN Silver City,
N. NJ, August 8. Questions of i'm
portance 20 every livestock owner
in New Mexico will be discussed,
such as legislative matters. ma
tional forest matters. cattle, SAM
tary board matters, prosecution of
cattle stealing cases, protection of
stoekmen adjacent to Indian res
ervation, and many other questions
of interest to the livestock indus
try of the nation.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29

Murry, held on a charge of rob-
berry, to serve from fifteen to
twenty years each in the state
penitentiary at Santa Fe. The
two prisoners pleaded guilty TO an
information, filed by District At
torney ], $, Vaught. They sawed
their way out of jail once
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29

Hot weather Is. hard on teething
babies. They suffer the combined
misery Of heat. pain and stomach
disorder. McGee's Baby Elixir
helps the little. sufferer through
the trying. period BY correcting the
sf0mach and bowels. Price, 35c
Sold hy all dSussista, -.--
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29
NEW MEXICO NEWS
Sotol in His Auto.

Lee Russell, a mine owner of
Victoria, N. NJ, was arrested by
Prohibition Officer Nomse, who
charges that Russell had in his car
three gallons of sotol. which he was
charged with transporting from
Victoria to Deming.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29

We cannot hope to develop true. powerful
selves-the selves that are destined to live-except
by meditation This being so, where is this genera
ton going TO land?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29
CattIeman Killed at Corona.

j. w. Gillespie, a cattleman, was
shot at Corona several days ago py
p. Luttrell, q farmer. The shooting
took place in front of the postoffice
at Corona. Luttrell was at once ar
rested and held pending an ihves-
tigation. While the information
was meager, it. has since been
learned that the two menshad beeh
in earnest conversation When al az
once Luttrell reached Tor ms mp
pocket and drew forth a feVoiVer'
the gun was fired, whether acci,
dentally or not will be Determined
by the investigation, ana ME- SILL
lespie dropped to the sidewalk anu
expired almost instantly.
]. w. Gillespie one time was
cantured and held by bandits in
Mexico for a $4,000 ransom.
Cotton Gin and Crop at Deming.
Deming Graphic; Deming is
to have a ginning company that is
now being orianized as a joint
stock company, j. G.. Cooper,
s. J. smith, Clarence Hon,
n. I. Miller, and j. w. Hop
son being being behind the enter
prise. It has been estimated that
at lease 500 acres has been plantedl
in cotton. Up to now this crop is
reported in extra fine condition
and should the conditions remain
favorable the acreage should yield
at least 500 bales.
Jail Breakers Get Prison Terms.
Siluar Cifx, Tn1nnandapf. ne
trfct Judge Raymond r. Ryan sem
fenced s. Il, tSlim) Duncan, all
Legged horse thief. and PhIlnh c.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29
BETTER
DEAD

Life is a burden when the body
IS racked with pain. Everything
worries and the victim becomes
respondent and doWnhearted.
To bring back the sunshine take
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29

and following easy directions Of Koreinsystem
she rsdneed from clumsy features to graceful
prT4poltions. now she Is agile, attractive. men
Reliable anti&at selfsneatment.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29
GOLD MEDAL
@.Aa,! 49, a!soe

The national remedy Of Holland for over
200 years; It 10 an enemy of all pains re-
suising from kidney. liver and uric acid
troubles. All Druggists. three sizes.
- :: e. 80 er :. -: - -
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-29

Do not Try to become allen.
der by drastic doses Of
thyroid or. salts. Reduce
weight and waistlins; also
hips, double chin, etc.by
thesafe, reliable Korein 4
system. The shadow on
this picture gives yonan
idea how shelooke and
felt. By taking Kosein
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
CABINET OFFICIALS IN AL .SKA

The proposed visit of Secretary of the Navy, jose
plus Daniels and John Barton Payne, Secretary of
the Interior should be productive of results for
Alaska 1t is matter for regret that those gentle
will be unable to spend but ten days in the
North but in that length of time they should
be able to learn more of the districts which they
visit than they could in many months sitting back
III their Washington offices reading reports of even
highly trained specialists. Nor is this any reflection
their agents always hard to visualize things
OF which has first hand information.
BY making the trip to Alaska they will get to
see things which all telling in the world couldn't
bring before them. And they will not even be able
do than touch Alaska
We believe that it would result in good to Jul
neau if the party could be induced to make even
short stop here either going to coming from
the Westward where it has been announced they
will make their headquarters Undoubtedly there
many things of interest that could be shown
them in and around Juneau. Governor Riggs will
undoubtedly do his utmost to bring about stop
here and invitations extended from various
civic and commercial organizations of the commun-
ity might be of assistance in securing favor
able action.
Both Mr.. Daniels and Mr. Payne have shown the
greatest interest in Alaska and its immediate de-
velopment. The former was mainly instrumental in
securing the appropriation for the Nays acquisi-
ton of the Chickaloon coal mines and sending the
Naval Coal Commission there without delay be
gin development work He has consistently advo-
Gated opening up Alaskan coal fields for the pur-
pose of providing the Pacific fleet with coal Mr..
Payne has taken hold of Alaskan questions with
an enthusiasm that promises well for the future
He is putting into operation plans which will bring
life into the community in the opinion of those
best qualified to know
1t will be pleasure of the deepest kind for
Aaskans to meet, for short time, these
two members of the Cabinet who very largely
connected with Alaskan affairs.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
DECORATE FOR THE SIIRINERS

Under the above caption the Seattle Times in a
front page editorial declares
Ten thousand visitors, Shriners and their famil-
les will visit Seattle Saturday and Sunda yen route
to the Portland Convention.
An urgent request has been made that the city
be properly decorated in honor of the coming of
these visitors
Put the flags and banners
The Shriners live wires"-promnent bust
ness men and industrial leaders, who work as hard
they play
Make them remember their visit to Seattle how
brief it may be!
Decorated"
Five hundred Shriners. of them accompan-
led by their families will visit Juneau next week
From a comparative standpoint this number equals
the TO- 600 that visited Seattle If it is good bust
for a city the size of Seattle decorate for
them it is much for Juneau to take similar
action.
good start has already been made Only few
days remain in which to complete the work. What
do must be done at As a community Ju-
cannot afford to neglect such an opportunity
impress these visitors Their impressions will be
carried all the country and will either be cred
liable unfavorable for The choice with
Juneau Keep the ball rolling and show them what
a real live Alaskan town do when gets start
ed
Let's Go!
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24

Education may be a grand thing
But any woman would rather be a
Perfect 36 than be an LII. d.
We know a fellow who parts his
hair in the middle so that people
will get the impression that he has a
Well-Balanced Head.
once in while you will run into
man whose idea of Sympathy Is
to tell you how badly you are look
ing every time he meets you.
The man who let's well enough
alone is making success surer for
some man who doesn't.
Another Damli: Once upon a time
there was a mother who admitted
that her children were in the wrong
in quarrel and the children next
door were right.
A woman won't give a Thinkers
Dam what her Husband thinks
about it. What worries her is what
the Neighbors think about it,
If is wasn't for patent medicine
testimonials, some men would never
get their pictures into the news
papers.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
A POLITICAL CHECKERBOARD

Omar's The world is checkerboard of nights
and days might be paraphrased to read The Unit
States is a political checkerboard of old and new
parties" wherein would be Makers OF Destiny seek
to attract following by appealing to the preudiees
OF their fellows, deuding the guble and playing
the passions and hGtreds of the otherwise wise. 3"
Every day finds movement started.
Each has its patron saint every single parioti-
cally protests its singemindedness of aim getting
rack the faith of the forefathers" The concu-
bine of the Committee of Forty Eight is in state
OF pregnancy and its progenitors are soon TO hold
a voting contest to decide a for the off
SD: ing The Hearst incubator is full of eggs almost
pipped and the first thin 'cheeping' of the brood
g becoming audible Plymouth Rocks will probably
re conspicuous for their absence from this flock
The National Labor Party is also about to be
launched unless 1t can be persuaded ow itself
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24

to be athered and motlereG under the breeder sup
piled by Mr.. Hearst Then there is the suggestion
OF certain Oregon voters that Senator johnson align
himself to the left of center and start party all
his
All of these before the Democratic National Con
vention has started its sessions. Most Of the
lew ones seem to have their inception in the re
bacle of the Republican convention If the forfter
should prove to be par with the latter, one
need not be surprised to anything, even COM
binaton Of Eskimo, Japs, Chinese, Mexicans and
ether alien formed into a political organize
ton marching under banner bearing insc p
ton calling for the blessings of Washington, JET
frTson Lincoln, Mckinley, Roosevelt. ct al, in its
fight for the principles of forefathers and the
fundamentals of democracy" Truly it is most
successful political year when William Hale Thomp
promugate the principles of pro- meri-
can party and William Randolph Hearst issue a
cali for a Declaration of independence.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
The Limit

What's the trouble?" asked the
Warden of the Penitentiary whats
all this racket about?"
THE condemned men in the Death
House have gone on hunger
strike replied the Deputy Warden.
What's the matter with them?P
demanded the Warden.
They want an eight-hour day."
replied the Deputy Warden.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
HaW. HawI

Women have no sense of humor.''
growled Mr.. Gabb.
They haven't, eh?" replied Mrs.
Gabb Then why do they let the
fool men retain the "obey" clause
in the marriage contrace?"
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
Luke McLuke Says

When a woman has a sleepless
night 1t may mean Insomnia, and
then, on the other hand. it may mean
husband who talks in his sleep.
A man gets mad if you make re-
marks about his new clothes. A
woman gets mad IL YOU don't.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
Alta Bowl

Some officials are argumentive and
hard to get along with. But l..
Agree is County Commissioner of
Wilcox County, Georgia.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
Ouch!

Why don't you strike Easycoin
Tor loan?' suggested Slopay.
i did" sighed Hardup. But he
told me that l had struck him cents.
less"
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
What Causes the Trouble

After all, it isn't speeding that
causes automobile accidents. 1t is
stopping too suddenly Nc
Luke
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24

That the overalls in fair way to remain
permanently is evidenced by the recent vote of the
Amalgamated Clothing Workers of America to re-
duce the working week to forty hours.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
The Wise Fool

Ignorance is bliss" observed the
Sage.
Maybe commented the Fool.
But that doesn't keep a. wife from
hiring private detective to trail
her husband"
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
Paw Knows EVERYTHING

Willie-Paw, what Is a fabricator?
Paw-A fabricator is loser who
admits that the best man won. my
son.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
Postcard

MISS Eileen Post and Frank Card
were married in Norfolk, Va, last
week.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24

One of the distinguished directors in
the world says Adam did not beard SO far
as figure from the records he didn't wear
anything else either.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
BITS OF BY PLAY
By Luke McLuke
3;
Copyright by Cincinnati
Enquirer
Bless Her Heart!

You have often heard of the cpl
taph He done his damnedest-ang'
els could do no more" But what
we started to say was that Iduma
Best lives at 636 Park avenue, Louis
vile, Ky.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24

Germany purposes to ask for the return of some
of her colonies Pretty she'll ask that the
whole be reconsidered Cleveland Plain Deal
err
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
Gun-Cotton

Walter Gun of Petersburg, va, and
Lola Cotton of Desputanta, Va, were
married last week.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24

Probably one circumstance that has impelled Gov
ernor Coolidge to remain in the for the White
House is that he lives now in a rented DWELLING
Columbia Record
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24

Governor Cox of Ohio, is Democratic candi-
date for President; but all the he believes
il best the rights of the States Knox
Vile Journal and Tribune)
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24

Many who called w. j. Bryan boy orator il
days gone by recognize him man-size poll
tcian.-( Washington Starr
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24

Bryan is not nearly so interested these days in
the cross of gold as he is in the double cross of
Governor Edwards dallas News
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24

"The Lion and the Unicorn"
Henry Lion and Miss Una Korn
were married in Pueblo. Colo.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
Names is Names

Loretta Shine works in the office
Of the Cynthia (Ky) Electric Light
Company.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24

The only quadruped that is known that cannot
swim is the camel lIndianapolis Newsl
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24

Up to this writing, William ]. b. has eliminated
all the Democratic candidates with notable
ception.--( Columbia Record.)
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
Our Daily Special

Advice That Is Worth Anything Is
Hard To Follow.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24

What is your neIghbor doing?
You can find out by reading the
want ads. He has found out that
they bring quick results when he
has something to sell or wants
something
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-06-24
| BREEZY BUBBLES

philadelphia Bulletn)
neglected baby may be crying shame.
Even the best monographs may have worldly
records
Ought not a marriage certificate to be printed
bond paper?
The spirit of the times is the kind prohibi-
ton cannot keep corked up
The sugar shortage applies to the price
With which to pay for it.
There's trying to make out that Spirit
ualism hasn't the ghost of a chance.
Words may sting and burn, YOU know, espee-
tally when they break into a rash statement