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Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02
BY WILLIAM C. SHEPHERD.

AUDITORIUM. san FRANCISCO,
July - ne women here have made
greater inroads into the affairs of the
democratic party than they made at
Chicago into the affairs of the repub-
lican party.
IL Chicago, it seems to me. as I look
back of It. that the political ladies spent
most of their time wishing" that this
or that thing would happen.
Il do so wish that Wood could be
nominated. don't you?" would be the
gist Of their conversation or election
eering at a rose room" rally.
But here in San Francisco; well, the
woman politician here that doesn't go
further in getting what she wants than
mere wishing is considered by her sis
tiers a mollycoddle.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02
Find South Bend Pair
Guilty; Man Gets Term

There was a clean criminal docket for
this term Of federal court today as the
result of the conviction yesterday of An
drew and Rose Rokop Of South Bend,
Ind. the last cases on the docket
Rokop, a former saloon keeper OF
South Bend, was convicted by a jury on
a charge OF causing liquor to be trans
ported from Chicago, H., into South
Bend and was sentenced to six months
in the Marion county jail and fined s100.
Rose Rokop was also found guilty,
but sentence was withheld and her case
was taken under Amusement by the
court
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02
GOOFY HAS HIS
OWN OPINION.

II don't want 1t to go any farther, ."
Goofy SAYS, but between you and me
the singing at the convention is SO far
pretty rotten, and" he says, the worst
singing is done by the New York guys,
especially when they sing Sweet Rosie
O'Grady and the Sidewalks of New
York
"Such songs" he says, "are for close
harmony, with barber shop chords in
here and there, and are not" Goofy
says, "for a large hall"
Well, of course there is much in what
Goofy Beers says, at that, even If he is
an idiot, because l know many guys my
self around New York who used to be
singers, but who now can not sing any
more than a jack rabbit
Well" 1 say to Goofy Beers, you GER
tainly have q great time getting yourself
thrown out of this convention"
Yes" Goofy says. "but 1 am thrown
out of much better places than this con-
vention in my time, at that"
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02
Thousands Benefit
in Metal Wage Boost

COLUMBUS. O.. July 2.-Thousands
Of employees in eastern Ohio. Pittsburg
and Chicago districts will be affected
by the wage agreement reached today
by the conference committees Of the
Western Tin Manufacturers and the
Amalgamated Association Of Iron, Steel
and Tin Workers.
The new wage scale increases the pres
ent rate ga per cent.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02
end Return Time
for Manufacturers

4. Stuart, agent in charge of the
lecturers census, announced today
be time for fling returns by man
4 rers has been extended to July Is.
ding Of returns is required OF all
fss establishments and a failure to
b carries a possible punishment of
.ear's Imprisonment and not more
10000 fine.
agent, receiver or head Of a bust
Establishment is held accountable in
deIinquencies.
SStuart said that there are more
dirty delfnauencies in Marion coun-
"a the extension of time will give
4 chance 70 make returns.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02
Packing Co. Seeks
Damages for Truck

Damages of $500 are askedain a suit
filed in superior court, room 3, by, Morris
& Co, packers, against the Terre Haute,
Indianapolis & Easetrn Traction COM
pany as the result Of an alleged collision.
between a truck Of the packing company
and a traction ear on Jan. 5 last.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02


four men in the gang, but Light stated
that there were at least three and pos
sibly four men in the gang, as both his
apartment and that Ogilby were Wis
tied at the same time.
The burglar took Lights trousers, but
Light said there was nothing in the peck
cts.
The police believe the burglar who en-
tered Lights apartment is the same who
two days ago, awakened Mrs. Edward
Barnaby, 2845 Washington boulevard,
with his fashhght; and is believed to
have robbed the homes of Harry Hobbs,
1890 Central avenue; N. J. Slattery, 1910
Central avenue, and E. G. Richey, 3241
North New Jersey street.
a perfect imprint Of the burglars hand
was found on the window casing at Lit
ties home and it is expected to prove an
important clue.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02

convention is held than It ever counted
anywhere before in the world.
II all the mems women and the pretty
women and the women of charm go into
politics where oh my sisters, are the
plain ry-day raightforward mothers
and grandmothers and maiden aunts
going TO get of.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02
NATURALLY. GOOFY
JnINS IN

"NaturalS-," he says, Il Join in this
singing. and right away big hairy
wristed guy from -Wilkesbarre. or some
such, stops singing and turns around
and says to me like this:
%Cheese, be says, cheese Well"
Goofy Beers says, Il say to him, "'What
do you mean. cheese? Do you mean
am a cheese?' l say, or what? II you
mean am a cheese, I say, you are a
cheese yourself
"'Stop this noise he says
Why l say. I am not making a
noise; I'm singing
Well the big guy says, this sing
Ing we are doing is bad enough as It is,
but we will not stand for a sucker like
you making it worse
Naturally" Goofy says, II say some
thing back to him and the first thing I
know l do not know anything, what with
him putting the slug on me. and all this
and that, and then they threw me out
Of the convention again.
well. you know" Goofy says. At do
not claim am any Caruso, or Eddie Mil
Ter, or Sophie Tucker. but what I do say
is this: | can outsing any SON "a gun
I hear In this Pennsylvania delegation
yesterday. bar nobody except maybe the
danes.
Naturally. danes can sing better than
the guys, because they sing soprano, but
my voice is a high-class baritone and
very loud in places.
Furthermore" Goofy says, "if l want
to sing on account of A Mitch being
put In nomination I figure am entitled
to do so, and the way I look at 1t, If
I do not sing for him now, I may not
have any reason to sing for him later
on
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02
As BOzO GOOH
Is Rotten, But
as Singer-M
Big Moment Comes for Muggs
Pal Only to See Him
Pitched out Again.
BY A. MrGG.

BY A. MCGG.
delegate to the National Democratic
Convention, per Damon Runyon)-
Copyright, 1920. by International News
Service.
SAN FRANCISCO. July 2.-Thts
Goofy Beers. the Nut. is certainly hav-
ing very tough time at the democratic
convention, what. with this and that, and
one thing and another.
Here / am" Goofy says to me last
night. las strong q bozo for A. Mitchell
Palmer as anybody you will ever see a
bozo being Goofy's way Of saying a
booster, but" he says. they hurl me
out Of my own Pennsylvania delegation
because I am always applauding the
nomination Of some guy. thinking 1t is A
Mitch.
Well" he says. II finally got this
matter squared up and apologize to one
and all, and there I am back with my
own delegation, as right as rain. when
A. Mtchs name is put up.
"Well, then" Goofy says, what hap
pens? They start giving a demonstration
in favor of A. Mitch, and I am in there
hollering al loud as anybody, and maybe
louder. when they start to sing something
or other
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02
THEN WAS DAYS.
HEARSE AS TAXI
Funerals Then We're Funerals
and Everyone Went.

Old Ed Rufus has taken his last ride
IN his own hearse, and somehow we can
never feel the same again toward dying,
SAYS a writer in the Seattle Post-Intelll-
gencer.
From the day when, young. guileless
and d.sobedient, we sneaked or to
Granduncle Geoffrey's funeral, we've al
ways pictured our obsequies with Ed in
charge.
We stood in the back Of the church
that day we who were supposed to be
home-untn Eds eye fell on us and mis-
taking US 70 n mourner instead Of an
insurgent, he led US up to the pew where
mother and father sat trying to look be-
reaved -Granduncle Godfrey left all his
money to the heathen) and ushered us
in.
Not even what tTa1spired when we got
home served TO bec,oud the vivid i'm,
preston We got Of Ed that day.
When we became so old that We were
permitted to indulge in the mature pas
time Of going to funerals, Ed and his
personality were stamped more and
more indehby on our consciousness.
CORPSE TOOK
MINOR ROLE.
When Edward Rufus, undertaken and
embalmer. had charge of a funeral even
the corpse had a minor role.
And funerals in those days were fu-
nerals
II ron knew the folks well you went,
of course, to mourn with them.
If you didn't know them, you went
anyway to weep over the vicissitudes Of
life.
Always at the door of the church or
the house, Ed would greet you with the
face and manner Of one VINO bore up
brarely under affection.
And the choked voice with which, at
the end Of the ceremony, he would say ::
Those who wish a last look at the re-
mains viii pass up the right aisle anc
down the left" was enough to move you
TO tears. whether you knew the remains
or not
THEN OVCER TO
RAILROAD HOUSE
And when the drowsy little cemetery
where the robins sang all summer,
through. had lifted up its arms for an,
other sleeper, Ed would climb up to
the quarter deck OF his hearse and drive
over to Bert Miller's Railroad house,
limp and despairing and clean tuckered
out from the UOefdi part he had played.
He'd stay at Bert's all day, drinking
himself into the briny depths of Il cry
ing jag, apd when his last sob had
merged itself into a snore, patient Ezra
Doremus his assistant, would pick him
up. with Bert's help, put linn in the
hearse and drive him home.
Somehow. now that Eds gone, well
never look forward to our inevitable de-
mise as complacently as we used to-
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02
Frisco Delegates Easy Victims
to WiLes of Charming Woman
Rv WlNIFREp BLACK.

SAN FRANCISCO, July 2'Oh, what Pal Mary" That's
what West Virginia second
the nomination Glass if mistake not, Of Virginia
the laughed Mrs herself the
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02
German Debt Fixed
at 265 Billion Marks

BERLIN, July 2.-Germany's total
debt is 265 000, 900 900 marks, Minister of
Finance Wirth announced before the
budget commi a. of the reichstag to-
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02
STRONGEST MAN
SPITE RIVALS
| CIAEMS-JORDAN
Forecasts Victory for Party
on Record of Former
Secretary.
APPRAIsEs MEN NAMED
BY DAVID STARR JORDAN.
(copyright, 1920, by International
News Service.l

BY DAVID STARR JORDAN.
copyright, 1920, by international
News SerVice.)
SAN FRANCISCO, July 2.-Nomi
nation day, with its general good ma
ture. fuIsome praises and undiscrimi.
mating enthusiasm was a peculiarly
American function
It determined nothing, for while
the speakers grated and the band
played. the Three Fates apparently
were busy at cross purposes behind
the scenes and will have the final
word.
The day began with a dignity worthy
Of the task Of naming candidates for the
presidency of great nation.
In the course of eight hours of con-
tinuous performance III a. N. to p. n.y.
this quality gradually waned through
commonplace speeches and mechanical
outbursts of noise and riot, at first rather
funny, then more and e~~wearisome
even at times offensive.
As the outbursts intended TO boom Pal
mer and then Cox were planned evidently
in advance. and elumsily at that, they
probably won no votes and convinced no
hearers
The McAdoo racket apparently was
more spontaneous. but for the time being
at least. his cohorts still included less
than half the delegates.
The final explosion which followed the
naming of Gov. Smith was plainly a
tribute to the silver tongue Of Bourke
Cochran, his Irish hacker, who can awak-
en- any emotion he wishes to. carrying
of conviction being a wholly incidental
matter.
Besides. nobody expects that Smith will
be considered at all, while the comph-
: meat may nevertheless help him later on
at home.
Senator Robert L. Owen was doubly
fortunate in drawing first place by
courtesy Of Arkansas and in having in
Mr.. d. H. Limbaugh a proponent with
good taste and straightforward accuracy.
The senator also is to be congratulated
on his statesmanlike record Of public
service TO the nation rather than TO the
party
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02
EVEN OF LESS
CONSEQUENCE.

And when your capsule disintegrates
and sets you free in the fermenting IN
sides Of the city you are OF even less
calculable consequence.
You are rs one OF the bacilh among the
millions that swarm in the human colon.
A drop in a bucket OF water. or one
grain of salt in a pound is a thing Of
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02
SEEN
AS GULLET OF
GREEDY GIANT
Trains Are Only Capsules and
Riders Tiny Grains for
Ever-Hungry Throat.
HOW LITTLE MAN FEELS
Nv FRFpERrC j. HAsKIN.

NEW YORK, July 1.-The subway is
a wonderful vehicle of rapid transit, no
doubt. but it is also the most terrible in
strument in the world for impressing on
man his own unspeakable and precarious
insigni1eance.
Here is a long. greedy gullet swallow
ing with noisy, i'll hammered speed an
endless string of closely packed cap
sules.
These capsules go down this fearing
throat of the city into its troubled vitals,
where they disintegrate like quinine cap
sules in 4 human stomach to produce va
rious changes.
And the subway rider is one tiny grain
Of the medicine of which there are hun
dreds of grains In each of the thousands
of capsules that endlessly course down
this hard dry Unsuitable throat.
If you were lost on the way it would
not make the slightest perceptible differ
ence to this huge organism which is the
city.
If the whole capsule of which you are
such tiny part were to so agtray il
would not make much difference except
that the way of other capsules might be
| temporarily blocked.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02
BOY, 10 MONTHS,
SCARES BURGLAR

CONTINUED From Page one.)
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-02

servers say. Should they have this good
fortune the place will not seem strange
20 them, as they have already visited
there. President Wilson is their grand
father.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-24
Park Avenue
Vine Street

Between Hanover and Park Ave-
nucs. s rooms. electric lights, hot
water heat: full size cement hasc-
ment; house In excellent condition
and ready for occupancy. 4 bar
gain at the price. $6,50Q.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-24
Administrator Auction Sale
VALUABLE
TIMBER LANDS
In Henrico County

AS Administrator c. I. a q. d. n; oi
'fasy Ann Perry. deceased, the uhder
|!gned will sell at public auction. ut
sNTURDAY. ocToBER 80. 1920.
at IL o'clock 81.
he following described real es ,ne
First. That certain tract OF iand:
ontaining forty-one and one-haif
heres, more or less. in Henrico Coun-
|y, Virginia, between the Charles CITY
lind tho Central or Darbytown Road.
Ind fronting on the Miller Road
bout three miles south of the city
|,f Richmond, of which Mary Ann
Second. a tract OF land of five and
,ne-half q acres. more or less. situated
,ear the Charles City Road. in the
'ounty of Henrico. near Fort Lee.
|tbout I'VE miles south OF the city Of
richmond.
The above tracts OF land are well
Wooded. consisting Of young pines
vood. Owing to numerous houses In
he course OF construction near this
property. and itB nearncss to the city
|'f Richmond. together with the lay
'f the land and the wood thereon, Il
mould appeal to those who desire
sood Investments or those who wish
ZONES adjacent to the city.
TERMS: Onc-fourth cash. balance
u thrce installments. at six. twelve
ina eighteen months; such iustalI-
nents to be evidenced by notes OF the
,urchaSers. and to bear interest from
Jay OF sale. and title retained until
ne whole purchase money has been
I'll cash. Mt his option.
ALEXANDER II. SANDS,
'dm!ni"trator G. [. u. d. b. n. of Mar
Ann Perry. Decd.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-24
DISPLAY CLASSIFIED

IL. B. CHAFFIN & CO. INC,
Real Esate Auctioneers,
Main and Twelfth Streets.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-24
Bungalow and | Acre

Near Forest Hill Park. rooms,
brick. hardwood floors. two baths,
electric lights, beautiful porchcs,
hot-water heat This property
can be bought at n bargain. with
Immediate possession.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-24
Stuart Avenue

rooms. electric lights. latrooc
heat: now vacant. $3.50.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-24
FOR RENT.
FOR SALE.
West Avenue

rooms. brick. electric lights,
good condition. Immediate pos
session. Price. with terms, $500.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-10-24
Lombardy Street

Near Grove Avenue. 6 rooms. la
trobc heat. nice home. Can be had
on short notice. Terms. Sb,75O.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1920-12-02
ALLIED LEADERS OPPOSED TO
RESTORATION OF CONSTANTINE

LONDON(By A PoAlied
the Greek government declaring Constantine
would be regarded
in
0
WASHlNGToNty A PA representative
Wilson
sad
TIFYIS(y A PoThe Armenian
the Traditional
Allies
GENEVA-(By A liberation of
In
A to the
Two others missing %
A.
until additional
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1920-12-02
URGES FEDERAL LOAN TO SAVE
FARMER FROM RU|NOUS PRICES

"ASHNGION-(By A.
funds in
their
ne pans 70 present the measure when
Cents.
CHICAGOBy A.
compared with
finish March
Increase
WASHlNGTON-Q3y A. P)An
aeot during November
oregn Produce Buyers.
A. The
mere To-Day
would permit
the
policy farmers
Canadian Liberals
ca A. COVE Brish
Columbia of
today
Twose asaresti doubtful
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1920-12-02
STATES PROBLEMS
FASC|NATE UPHAM
IMPRESSED WITH THE INTIMACY
BETWEEN UNIVERSITY AND
INDUSTRIES.

What impreSSes me most about the
Idaho situation is the possibility OF
extending still further the splendid
service which the university is al
ready rendering to the state. / know
but few states where the university
is so intimately tied up with all of
the varied interests of the entire COM
monwealth as it seems to be here at
Idaho"
This was the statement made this
afternoon by Dr. A. H. Upham, newly
elected president of the University of
Idaho, who has just arrived in Mos
COW from Miami university to assume
his new executive duties.
"Of course, all I can hope to do
for the present is to get acquainted
and to study the several aspects of
your situation" declared DR.. Upham.
Educational conditions in Idaho make
for permanent, for forward looking
policies
81 am deeply interested in Idaho's
many fascinating problems and
naturally believe that the university
is destined to play an increasingly i'm
portant part in. solving these state
problems and in developing state soli-
darity
ri need not say that I am delighted
to be here. Having always had a
decided liking for the west and for
western people, was only too glad to
accept this opportunity for service in
2 great western state"
President Upkam's s family will join
him in Moscow, shortly after the first
of the year.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1920-12-02
WON MANY RIBBONS
AT LIVESTOCK SHOWS

Archie Keane, herdsman at the Uni
versity of Idaho, brought down an
armful of ribbons won by the live
stock of the University of Idaho at
the three great livestock shows, the
Western Royal, at Spokane; The
Northwest, at Lewiston, and the Pa
cific International at Portland There
are 81 of the ribbins, all told, includ-
ing four champions, II firsts, 19 sec
onds and the remainder divided
among thirds, fourths, fifths and
sixths. They are blue, red, white and
green. They will be displayed in the
show window of the First National
Bank, where the ribbons won at the
Spokane Interstate fair, have been on
display for several weeks. The show
ing made by the university herd of
cattle and flock of sheep at these
great livestock shows will bring much
credit to this institution from live
stock men who know good livestock
Mr.. Keane says the Pacific Interna-
tional show at Portland was fine
one and that sales there were good,
the demand for good livestock being
better than at either of the other
shows
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1920-12-02
MOSCOW SHR|NERS
ORGANIZED A CLUB
FRANCIS JENKINS, PRESIDENT.
PETERSON, SECRETARY AND
HECKATH0RN, TREASURER

A number of ShrinerS met at Dr. J.
A. McDaniePs office and organized a
MOSCOW Shrine club. Francis Jenkins
was elected president L. G. Peterson
secretary and J. S. Heckathorn treas
urer
There are about forty Shriners Iiy-
ing in Moscow and vicinity that be-
long to Calam Temple A. A O. n NJ.
5. at Lewiston and the purpose of
this club is to form a closer associ-
alton as they are unable to attend the
regular meetings which are held IN
Lewiston. The annual meeting &C.
ours on December I'd and the club
elected Francis Jenkins and Chas. S.
Clarke as delegates to S.ttend this
meeting
A patrol was organized and Colonel
Chrisman was elected patol captain.
Drilling will begin soon and as pa
trolls are quite feature in thu I'm
perial Council meetings, it is hoped
that Moscow will t e represented by
them. Mr.. Glen GiiCe and Mr.. NJ p
Bailey are members OF the drum
CORPS The last Imperial Council was
held at Portland and a number Of
local Shriners attended. There was
like eighty or ninety
bands in the parade together with pa
trols and drum corps from all parts
of the United States. The next meet
ing will probably be held at Atlanta,
Ca, but the one the Moscow Shriners
are preparing for is the one in 1923
to be held at San Francisco with a
side trip to Honolulu.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1920-12-02
CO-EOS EXCEL IN
SCHOLASTIC WORK
FRATERNAL GROUPS LEAD BY
CLOSE MARGIN; THETAS
LEAD GROUP HOUSES.

Co-eds at the University of Idaho
are substantially better students than
the university's male undergraduates,
according to statistics for the 1919
20 college year just announced from
the office of j. G. Eldridge, dean of
the university faculty. The grades of
all women averaged approximately 10
percent better than those of men stu
dents.
Members of the senior class led the
lower class groups in the matter of
grades achieved with the freshmen
occupying the position of celarities.
Students in letters and science made
the highest average among the several
colleges of the university, their
grades running we'll above those of
undergraduates in the allegedly more
difficult technical courses.
Students belonging to Greek-letter
organizations outranked by narrow
margin those not affiliated with fra
ternities or sororities Kappa Alpha
Theta sorority led all the individual
groups on the campus, with the Elwe-
tas, a local organization, ranking first
among the mems groups. Beta Theta
Pi led the five national fraternities.
Debaters distanced other under
graduates engaged in different phases
of college activities. Track athletics
outranked by wide margin their fa
low participants in the four major
branches of sport.
The daily star-mirror. (Moscow, Idaho) 1911-1939, 1920-12-02
INTENSIVE EXHIBIT
IN ART WORK PLANNED

An extensive University of Idaho
exhibit in vocational art work is be-
ing prepared this week by Mary p
Lean, instructor in art, to- be sent to
Walla Walla, Wash, where it will be
shown in the public library 1t is
understood that all northwestern
school have been asked to send sam
pies of student art work, in order that
high school pupils may judge the
work of the various institutions.
The Idaho exhibit includes samples
of plate and applied designs, com
mercial posters, water colorings, pen
Gil sketches, charcoal work, and oil
paintings.