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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19
STIFF JOINTS
SORE MUSCLES
timber Up Gaiekly Under he SOoth,
ing, Penetrating Application
Of Hamiiu's Wizard o.

In cases Of rheumatism and lzme
haek It penetrates quickly, drives ont
soreness, and hmbers up stIh, aching
ioints and muscles-
Wizard Oil IS an Absolutely reli-
able, antiseptie application for eutA
burns, bites and stingS Sprzins and
bruises heal readily under It's sooth-
ng, penetrating qualities
Get It from druggists for 50 centz-
Y not satisfied return the bottle and
get your money back
Ever constipated or have sick
headache? Just try Wizard Liver
Whips, pleasant little pink Pills. g
cents. Guaranteed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19
PROFESSORS GET
INCREASE AT rs PER CENT

Lincoln. Neb.. March 19.-Ihe aver
age annual salary OF t--aY o. -
f1er s+aff Of 2I1 professors is to pc
i7,5rsased 10 sa4S350 or approximately
IS percent as a result Of passage 1y
he hoard of regents Of a salary bud
GET TO raise the pay Of all university
employees Most OF the increases al
effartfve April J.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19
MEXICO MINIS s3,OO0,OOO
IN COINS DURING FEBRUARY

During the month OF February ap-
pr0ximately S5.000,DO0 in fractional
coins were minted in Mexico and
placed in circulation by the govern
meuL according to an official report
from Mexico City. The mint is being
operated 10 its fullest capacity.
It is also stated that the govern
ment may continue the miuting OF the
50 centavO silver pieces.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19
SAVINGS CERTIFICATES CAN
BE SECURED AT P0ST0FFlCE

Registered treasury savings GER
tfficates with a mature value OF 500
NAV be purchased now at the posto1-
flee for $3.50. according to an an
nouucement Of A. E. shelton, post
master. At this figure, however. only
no certificates may be purchased by
one Individual. The certificates carry
( percent interest, compounded each
90 DAYS and are demand collateral
Thew can always be cashed for the
purchase price plus accumulated and
earned interest
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19
Man Held in New York
on wife Murder Charge
Once Lfped in FL Paso

George Evanoff. now under arrest
in New York. charged with the muir
der Of his wife in New Britain, conn,
throat THURSDAY morning, met MS
wife in FL Paso and while here OBJ
tafned his citizenship papers from
he United states district court after
the police had arrested them on .
charEe OF living as man and WlIe
thew left FL Paso and later married
in Boulder. Colo
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19
NEGROES TO CELEBRATE AT
WASHINGTON PARK JUNE 1e

+t,e 1er-roes oftE,l Paso use Washing
ron psrl< on the anniversary Of eman-
cipation day. June ls-
The council refused 70 give the p. \
IN anv one organization OF associ-
alton Of negroes, but said that II an
the negroes wanted 70 carry on - -
could 40 SO with the city's permission
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19
JUAREZ DEATH RATE SHOWS
DECREASE IN PAST WEEK

Official reports on the deaths in
Juarez during last week show that the
number has decreased 10 % from Sc
the week before. The report states
that only two OF these deaths were
from contagious diseases. According
TO American consul T.. A Dow. the IS
deaths is just slightly above the aver
age and that very little contagion
seems TO exist in Juarez.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19
HIGH WINDS CONTINUE TO
RAGE IN KANSAS REGION

Kansas City, No. March Is.-High
winds continued to prevail early TO-
day over the greater part OF kansas
where. according to reports received
here. they have caused considerable
damage 10 the growing wheat crop
In addition to crop damage, wire COM
munication is impaired at many
places
The winds have swept up volumes
OF dust from the freshly planted
fields.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19
TAMPICO POLICE NAB SLAYER
OF AMERICAN OIL WORKER

The assassin Of an American BIZ the
name Of Lamsen. who was murdered
in the oil fields Of Tampico some time
ago. was captured By port police OF
Tampico last Saturday morning. &C
cOrdinE 70 a newspaper report reach
ing Juarez Friday. Lamsen was
murdered in the BucIe OIL company's
fields near TamDico.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19

Ground is being broken on Juarsz
avenue in Juarez for erection OF a
three story modern hosiery. accord
ing 10 A, Tribe. OF FL Paso. who is
owner OF the new project. An in
creased tourist trade in Juarez de-
mands another hotel. according TO
Tribe, and the new building viii be
brick and concrete with every modern
euUiumaur
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19
MEXICAN
CONSUL HERE?


He stated. however, that he had read
in q Mexico City newspaper a few
days ago that Enrique Segura had
been named as the consul general
While it is usually the custom
that the present official in charge
Of a consulate is officially notified OF
a change Of this nature" said Mr.
Sandoval. 1T Is probable that a new
consul general may be en- route 20
the charge here
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19

Felix L Fourier. in charge OF the
department Of English Of the Juarez
chamber OF commerce and who has
been i'll for some time. viii resume
his English classes next week, ac-
cording TO Information obtained in
IuareZ Friday.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19

san Francisco 20 New York late this
summer. flying at a height Of 10000
feet. which he says viii permit him
TO attain a speed OF from $50 20 400
miles an hour.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19

IWenfV-sII Mexican Il1Orers were
passed through the FL Paso-Juarez
port Thursday under the exemption
for agricultural workers. These la
borers went TO Alvarado. " H.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19

Manuel PelaeZ. commander Of
rebels in the state Of Tamauiipas- is
preparing TO surrender TO the federal
forces. according to information re-
ceived from Mexico City.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19
COLORADO STORM COVERS
RAIL TRACKS WITH SAND

road was forced 10 suspend opera
tions.in the mountainous district be-
cause Of a hundred mile gale which
swept the mountain pass at Taber-
nash.
Wire communication was restored
last night when the wind died down.
EI Paso seed Co.'S 1920 Catalog now
ready Write or call for q copy----Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19

The city OF Guerrero, in the district
Of Guerrero, Mexico. has installed q
new and modern electric plant and
operation started Sunday. according
10 information received at Juarez-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19

PLANS CROSS CONTINENT FLIGHT.
Cleveland. o.. March 19.-Maj- R. ".
Schroeder. Of Dayton. o.. holder Of
the worlds record for airplane alti-
tude. plans 4 10 hour flight from
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19
CITY SAVES $500; BUYS
OWN BONDS AT DISCOUNT

The city council decided Friday to
buy $4,000 worth Of its own bonds.
The bonds. which are Of an old issue,
are privately owned and the holder
OF the $4,000 worth wired mayor
Davis he would sell them at 81 cents
on the dollar. His offer was accepted.
Mayor Davis figured that buying the
bonds now at "a cents on the dollar
would be saving the city $500.
Tigers OF northern Korea are far
more beautiful than those OF India
or the MALAY peninsula
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19
a4TH DISTRICT COURT.
49, ~ n rror-e Presiding,

LuuEe W. Aaa HOWE LNEaAaAAHs-
State vs. Mrs. Gladys Thompson.
bfeauv- case continued on account OF
physical condition Of defendant.
Carmen N. McCallick vs. william
McCalIick. divorce granted
State vs. Martin IruJlllo, cnareeu
with committing a statutory oIlense'
STATE VS.. Miguel Martinez. charged
with theft over $50, pleaded gullly 10
.heft under $50 and sentenced Dy
court TO 50 days in the county jan,
Lucina B. Chaparro vs. SALVADOR
Chaparro. divorce; filed.
Jesus Mendez VS. SimOna Elorez oe
Meudez- divorce Iled.
Mamie S. Hendrickson VS. Jesse
HendriCkson. divorce and appllcallon
for Injunction; 1iled-
HsT DISTRICT COURT.
Judge p. r. Price. Presiding-
V y. Workman vs. Edna W orkman-
divOrce- filed.
Cfty National bank VS. Sabine y
Apodaca. suit on note; filed
City National bank vs.. Alberto Ma
dero. suit on note; filed.
Alice Hicks VS.. Stewart g. Hicks.
divorce filed
Maria Soto Moreno VS. Manuel Mo-
Geraldine Long vs.. C. V. Long. di-
e5TH DISTRICT COURT.
Judge Ballard COldWeu' Presiding.
Mrs Josefa Escabar vs. CONSOLE
dated Kansas City smelling and he-
filming company, suit for damages for
death OF husband; jury unable TO
agree Jury dismissed.
JUSTICE COURTS
Clark Wright, Presiding
State VS.. F. Thayer, B. o. DamsOn.
G.. N. Soweu. II. c. Edwards. Juan
Terral. speeding. fined 81 and costs.
state vs.. Blanche Roe. Harry Davis,
speeding. not guilty.
r. b. RnWlims, Presiding
state vs. Enrique Cesneros, drunk
and disturbing the peace. fined 81 and
costs.
state vs.. c. H Lester. n. C. Will
liams. Adolfo Saldivar. Everett Clark,
Onessimo Calderon, Antonio Perez.
speeding. fined 81 and costs
state Us. W J. Matthews, no 1920
Iinecse. fined 81 and costs
state VS.. Ramon Gutierrez. reck- 3
less driving, dismissed
State VS.. J. L. Field speeding, not
guilty.
state vs. Maria Rios abusive
language. not guilty.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19
Officers Seize
20 Cases Booze;
4 Men Arrested

Cuctoms officers on Thursday az
ternoon seized 20 cases OF liquor, $50
pints. as the liquor was about to be
placed in an automobile
SererianO Duran, Enrique Fernan-
DEE, Andres Jaramillo and Juan Cuel-
lar were arrested They were ar
raigned Thursday evening before
United States commissioner A J. W
Schmid. on charges Of violation of
the LIQUOR laws. Their hearing was
set for March %, and bonds were set
at $500 each.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19

level. Further information is to the
effect that livestock on the Apache
Indian reservation is doing well, as
plenty OF feed remains on the range
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19

Dish Special.
Saturday only we will offer 100 SIX
person sets al s6-9S.
De Kyle Smith.
The Dinnerware House
107-109 \. Stanton St--Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19

Mrs Josefa Escabar vs. CONSOLE
dated Kansas City Smelling and Re
filming company, suit for damages Tor
death OF husband; jury unable TO
agree. Jury dismissed.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-19

sizes > TO years, fine wooden SUITS straight b
sailor and Novelties, in all shades-
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-05
GEORGIA GIRL WEEDS !
ALABAMA nj A N

Lyeriy, Ca. Nov. Especially --of
much interest TO the many friends OF
tho contracting parties was the mar
rloge on Wednesday evening nj z o'clock
OF Miss Reeda story, OF Menlo, and
Thomas Bradford, Of Walnut Grove,
Ala. The wedding occurred az the
home OF the brides parents, Mr.. and
Mrs ]. H. Story. Row. J. 8. Parker, OF
Summerville, performing the ceremony.
An improvised altar was formed Of
autumn folinge forms and white ohrys-
anthemums at the end OF the pnrlor.
There was an artistic decoration Of au-
tumn foliage ferns and chysanthemufns
carried out IN the hall, living room nnd
dining room. The number handsome
gifts OF silver. hand painted china cut
glass and household linens were dis
played on tables In the dining room.
The bride was lovely In her travelling
suit of poItre brown chiffon broadcloth
with accessories 20 matach Just be-
fore the ceremony Miss Nell Mjllen sang
20 Promise Me-" accompanied by Mrs.
o. T.. Cleckler. who also rendered the
wedding march. Little Mccoy Patter-
son, the ring bearer, carried the ring to
the altar on blue velvet pillow.
Immediately after the ceremony the
happy pair left for a motor trip, and
upon their return will be nj home to
their friends at Walnut Grove. Ala.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-05
WHEN UNCI FALF
ASSUMES REINS
Forecast Calls for a Real,
Sure Enough Republican
Administration.
lust A BIT SPECULATIVE

In less than two months q new adj
ministration OF Tennessee win be In
auEurated with Col All A. Taylor
republican. ms governor. Speculation ~
already heard as to appointeea under
the new administration
4 Only republican ioayes WIN be passed
around by '"Uncle ALI" say those who
Of the governor. In other words. Uncle
Az" as he Is called because of his
numerous nephews and nieces, has been
lighting the other members OF the dem
Ocratlc Taylor family anu the democrats
Of the state so long politically that II is
expected that he win give Tennessee a
straight republican administration This
means that Il will be In fact the first
that the state has ever seen When
ernof OF the state he went into ONCE
through a fusion Of republicans and IN
dependent democrats. Upon assuming
the Office al the outset the governor
had TO recognise the independent demo-
Gratis In the distribution Of patronage.
and the result was that the most choice
plumB were picked of by the demo-
Gratis, But Mr. Taylor need not do any
thing OF this kind-no, not In the least.
]. w. Brister. an. independent demo-
crat, state superintendent OF schools.
with his assistant Sam H. Thompson.
a republican OF Johnson City. who later
became state superintendent. This time
the office will doubtless go to repub-
Iican and there Is talk Of J. Brown.
OF Chattanooga and Mr.. Thompson also
for this ONCE. Both are prominent In
the educational affairs Of Tennessee
and have their respective claims to
the place.
In nRming q state Commissioner Of
agriculture, Governor Hooper named II.
ri Peck, q republican OF Etowah. He
made good. and IL regarded one OF the
abiest commissioners that Tennessee
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-05

ever had Ito Mas contsndIne for the
republican nomination last summer. and
was giving Uncle AIR hard tussle
Tor the job, but both saw that Af they
kept on running that jesse NJ Little
ton would be nominated. and since
Taylor and peck were not looking at
state issues through the same periscopo,
Capt, Peck quit the race and'CoL Taylor
was nominated.
And tbis brings 20 the mind OF many
an Incident Of that campaign. Capt.
Peck and Littleton we're hustling around
IN East Tennessee getting the repub-
lean voters lined up, but not 30 with
Col Taylor lie hied himself TO West
Tennessee. whore he had been Smelling
the woods for half century in the in
opened his campaign and begun to
pound the anvil OF public opinion. And
the sparks flew hither and yon. Before
republicans In the state became aware
gone Into the plains OF the Eighth dis
trict ana had aroused the republicans
for him and they were lined up TO a
man.
Truated 20 Fate.
Then he worked his way toward East
Tennessee, content TO leave his fate In
the hands. OF the people back homo.
Then IL dawned upon certain Lead
ers that II Littleton was defeated that
Peck would have 70 quit the race. And
he did and Capt. Peck. II he would ac-
cept tile. position can be commissioner
OF agriculture II he wants II. 90 Z IL
said.
An ex-service man viii no doubt be
made adjutant general. Capt, II. o.
Acuff OF this city has been mentioned
as has Col James A, Gleason. but
whether either of them would want Il
is doubtful. This job might go to a
West Tennessean,. but II Is safe TO say
that soldier OF the World war viii
be recognized, Sergt. York, who slew
almost as many Germans ms did CID
cons army (Mldianites1 has been
spoken Of, but he lis engaged In educa.
tlonal work now, and that he refused
TO contest for congress from the Fourth
district is taken TO mean that he will
continue 10 eschew political office.
As TO the insurance commissioners,
this win 90 10 q Middle or West Ten
nessee insurance man---one who knows
the insurance business, II IL said that
Col. Taylor has determined that u he
ever reaches the Office that he long
has sought, and mourned because he
found II not" that he viii endeavor 10
give the state a business adminstra-
ton and refute the charges that he Is
not a business man.
As TO mis- secretary. there 10 specula-
ton. The governor never consults with
politicians about his secretary as a
rule. this being what u termed per-
sonai appointment And republicans
say today that Uncle AIT could DO not
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-05
MDAVIS FREEMAN POST
HOLDS SESSION MONDAY

The McDavis Freeman post colored,
III the American Legion win hold .
business meeting. al its regular meet
ing place at hevMasonic han on Cast
Ninth street Monday night. Plans viii
be made for the reception OF George w.
Lee, coored state executive commit
teeman, on Nov, IL, when he viii be In
Chattanooga to address mass meet
ing OF all colored ex-servicef men In
addition to ex-soldlers. all colored peo-
pie In the city are 10 be invited TO hear
Lee, who. II 10 said, 10 very good
speaker
The charter has been received for the
woman's auxiliary and plans will be
laid for its organization Mt an early
date.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-05
SIMILARITY OF NAMES
CAUSES SENSATION
Rumor That Trotzky's Family
Living in Luxury in Berlin
Not Confirmed.

Berlin NOV. Sd. N. S.)T-IIas Com
missaf Leon Trotzky Of the Russian
government hidden his wife ana chil-
dren In Berlin to escape the dangers
Of possible counter revolution in
Russia7
Il tue they are living in luxury
at the home OF the Zionist leader, Or.
Handtke, at 10 Bleibtreusstrasse. Ber-
These questions iell like bomb into
a drowsy meeting OF the German press
representatives dozing under the spell
Of soporihc government report In the
foreign Office In Wilhelmstrasse. The
questioner represented the most reac-
tiongry newspaper group In Germany.
The foreign office representative
stirred pneasily and gave the usual
stereotyped reply.
"The foreign Office knows nothing Of
the matter. It Will have TO be inves-
The international News Service cor-
respondent visited Madame Trotzxy.
He stopped on his way TO examine the
police records which show that Anna
and Journalist, citizen OF Russia, was
born In odessa. Nov 8, 1880 Her eldest
daughter was born In Sebastopol in
1905 and son was born In Vienna
The son opened the door, and after
showing the correspondent into a lux
urious room. asked his business.
Eyes, my father Ia lila Markovitch
TrotzlSy. He Is Russian newspaper
writer said the boy In German.
"Your father can't be corresponding
for Russian newspaper nowT' It was
suggested.
mo" replied the boy. "But he is n
journalist, Now he has some shares
Of stock In a bank In Copenhagen. He
Is not In Copenhagen now. Sometimes
he is In Stockholm"
Nine. Trotzlty entered. She spoke in
German with strong Russian accent
"Of course the foreign office knows
all about u.s." she said. "They gave us
permission to live here and to purchase
a house In charlottenburg."
Nine Trotzly appeared In Berlin last
spring, Immediately before the Polish
attack against Russia She has had
plenty Of money Her mysterious hus-
band who brought her here, Is not reg
istered with the police. Nine. Trotzky
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-05
COTTON CROP SHORTAGE

Lyerly, Ga. Nov. g. Especial. )--Ac.
cording to the government crop report.
the cotton crop in this section will be
even shorter than had been predicted
some time ago, the figures showing UP
to Oct Is. 1920. only 74S bales had been
gtnned, compared to 5,555 bales up TO
the same date last year, less than one
seventh OF last years Yield The gins
have not been crowded this year as In
Vel ~ s with at thelr r pcne EeeP RITE
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-05

said heI husband was anti -bolsheJilx.
but admitted that they had TO leave
Russia many years ago, and that the
lf-year-old son has never been In
Russia,
Nine. Trotzky explained that II was a
coincidence that she bore the name OF
the Red commissar al MOSCOW.
II have seen Leon Trotzky. = said she.
"He was Tn Vienna while lived there.
lie IL very clever speaker. But my
husband does not belong to the COM
munist party. His Views are Just the
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-05

better than to take his son Ben, demo-
crat Ii he In. to Nashville with him,
In order TO keep tho politicians "off his
neck" Young Ben Harrison Taylor
has a wonderfully good practice. where
Is said he would be adverse 70 going to
Nashville In sue ha capacity, but he
might 10 with his father, II Is saod. II
is thought that Col Taylor will move
to Nashville. with his eight boys and
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-05

two girls, who nre home, and he says
that no Will hnd himself perfectly at
home, because didn't he used 20 be
there lot with Brother Bob" when
no was gOVernor3
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-05

Now York.-The highest paid apat.
In America isn't Billy Sunday aftef
all, oh, my mol Little Miss Elizabeth
Gulick gets more per word than Rev.
William She has piece to say In
DADDY Dumplin's," new comedy
dramn here. that has just nfty-nlne
words She receives s9.44 for the Nifty
nine and for saying 'em eight performs
ances a week, she receives S7b. That's
S7b for va words, which isn't so bad
for an S-year-old.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-05

cotton il being sold on the local mar.
ket. Only about nine bales were sold
asst week out OF 100 ginned.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-04-30
LAD|ESI SECRET TO
DARKEN GRAY HAIR
Bring Back its Color and Lustre
with Grandma's Sage
Tea Recipe.

Common garden sage brewed into
heavy tea, with sulphur and alcohol
added, VIII turn gray, streaked ana
faded hair beautifully dark and lux
uriant. Mixing the sage Tea ana Sui
phur recipe ut home. though. IL
Troublesome. An caster way IL to get
he ready-to-use preparation improved
by tho addition OF other ingredients
"A large bottle, Ut little cost, at druf
stores known as "Wyeth's Sage and
sulphur Compound" thus avoiding
tot Of muss.
While gray, faded hair IL not sinful
we all desire TO retain our youthful
appearance and attrdctiveness. by
dArkeniug your hair with Wycth's
sage and sulphur Compound, no ono
can ten. because II does II 80 natural
", so evenly Iuu just dampen
sponge or soft brush with II and draw
this through your hair, taking one
small strand at a time, by morning
all gray hairs have disappeared. After
another application or two your hair
becomes beautifully dark. glossy, soft
and luNuriant and you appear years
younger. Wyeth's Sage and sulphur
Compound is "A delirhtful toilet requi-
site. II is not intended for the cure.
miti"atlon or prevention ut disease.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-04-30
4 RUSH ORDER.
Which Necessi.ated the Ringing OF
Church Bells.

Ia England there's pretty little
country hotel known as the Rose
Tavern. Close at hand. In the hotel
grounds, Is quaint old iyy-mantled
chapel II the hotel becomes over
crowded as It does now and then,
they put away the guests In the
chapel
A travelling man occupied Il one
night At six O'Clock the next morn
ing the loud pealing OF the chapel
bell reused the night clerk, who
rushed over to the chapel in great
alarm and encountered the travel
ing mar. Are YOU the night clerk"
asked the travelling men II am"
SAID the night clerk; what's the
jolly row." "WeN, for heavens
sake" said the travelling man, rush
me over a cocktail to pew thirteen"
--ArgonGut