The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-11-01
Pughey Suggests Uncle Toms Cabin ..
Stunt To Remove Sting Of Defeat
Demon Dopester Says One
Half the Country Will Be
Sore Tomorrow Night.
BY PUGHEY FULLERTON.

Post-time brings US to the realiza-
ton that while one half the people OF
the we'll known U. s. A. will be re-
: 5odcfng tomorrow night, the other
half will be looking for the Whl
Hays and George Whites with stufied
clubs and cannons. No matter what
happens at the polls. big sector OF
that one hundred and eight million
Is going to be sore. It's a peculiar
custom OF, our elections and no one
has ever advanced theory that might
overcome It.
There Is always tho possibility that
Gene Debs or Aaron watkins might siip
through on the rail. which would proHloe
o grand old alSOi. for Denfnies ana He-
pubs to 60 on q joint debauch 1or
month. Such chance Amt any more
remote than the day Ireland VIII say shs
out any patent on this idea because lts
old-but why not adopt the Uncle Tom
) Cabin stunt OF making all OFFICES d89oie.
Let Cox and Harding team at tho White
House. iip the coin which one lives up
stairs; put Koont5 and MONTGOMERY INTO
the state house at Charleston and give
Eph Morgan a swivel peg job; let Tommy
Thoner and Harry Clouse run ths. 1ail
and Pat McGinley and Carl Bachman
have desk Bpace In the proseoutorn Of
dee. Ben Rosenbloom and Matt Nicely
A. could bunk together at the capitol ano
: with their interests In common coplo cut
s<lown expenses by employing the same
AISate secretary. That time might como
WIN women are voting one hundred PEI
:, cent and men win have to protect them
I selves. 10000,
sario, Is ont with his usual official FORE
3 east on tdorrow's elections He gives
5 the conntyto the, Republicans BY $500,
which. to soft-pedal II: is a very modest
q
4 booked any dead men or transient yisi-
s. tors Doc. uses the loose-leaf system to
g arrive at his figures. This has proven
s very successful in making forecasts,
but not nearly so effective as two-doll1r
u notes In getting results at the polls.
The frst bally-hoo that all Is not weS
- IA select g. o. p. circles Of Ohio county
was contained in = pamphlet distributed
All Republicans are expected to vote
as they would take their liquor.
s Democratic scouts report that 80 Per
cent OF the men and so per cent OF the
sSrp,pen Of the Coolidge and Harding
s7<1ch half theA printing on the ticket
'S1lfserrow Just who win be the goats
FOR welding the wicked Waterman, no
and Harry Clouse are said to have put
= in very restless nights. however.
The dude who said colored people
4 would rather vote for yaller dog than
q Democrat, no DOUBT expects 10 run lot
office some day and was doing a little
electioneering in advance.
). Our old contrere. Ben Rose-ln-bloom.
tho epicurean entry for congress. figures
he will carry every county In the first
district. and II necessary cap couple
s from ths second. Senator Ben arrives at
I, this conclusion by the number Of appe-
Viking meals he has eaten In Nicely
!. strongholds. His fried chicken campaign
1. in Brooke and Hancock was conducted
simultaneously with a roast veal drive
Z In Marion. He expects to turtle soup
his way through Ohio.
= Tom Thoner is taking correspon-
: dence course in the art OF driving an
automobile.
Ohio county Republicans sure do miss
3 the punch George Phillips gave past
campaigns. When asked why he was
LOOT taking an active part this year. Herr
& Phillips said:
We'll II Grosscup had landed and
George reminds US OF Editor Ogden
morning menace. he doesn't kno "
the wars over.
8. Montgomery. well-known down.
\ slater, Saturdayed in these parts. Sam
jumped organized ball last summer and
Is playing in the independent circuit. 1t
seems he was on third and Eph Morgan,
p who was at bat, signalled the squeeze.
Sam came down the baseline with the
s. pitchers arm and was caught by a city
ball. Samival called II dirty trick and
! declares he'll get even.
= Charley CarriGan Is able 70 take solid
!, food To- the frst time.
A vote kor rhoAns y. Thoney for sheriff