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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-04-05

Mr. and Mrs. Will Fronhnapfel and
son y Z. Fronhnapfei of Oiiion and
Mrs. J \. crant Of nrumrirhi were
the Weekend guests " Mr. aud Mrs.
q G. Herman
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-04-05

Misslcnary Society. Christian Church
The Missionary Society of the
Christian church will meet Thursday
with Mrs VI Dolph Mrs N n.
Barry MI have charve Of the pro-
cram when ihe subject will be The
Healing Of the PIN pnlncr -
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-04-05

Tho Ladies' OF the q A. u will
hold speriai meeting at the home
OF Mrs J ~ Reed. at a0s asst Villas
Tuesday afternoon
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1920-12-15

Ctyrttho duc pfijcly do nddraa
III, jez jiS nyni zcelo jisi6 zn6tc.
dv6 komise Jcdnu u VidDe, jedni
\ Pfehy. mgident u kontfolor, i
nimz pDbtdui jeste dva pfedno.
stove stahici jcden n misia, dfiii
hS ~ Stance, Wddlcn6 40 KIM
20 dobrt shidani, pr DiS &c pG.
nj pfedstayili, Ally koinise X 10.
pirn6. Sli vaichni dfistojnG q po.
zvolnu, horliv1 vyklhdajice q roa.
bazujiec 1--WE ulk0ma Nv civil
dosli X topirnd . kontfolor soll'
krone drdhy yynn1 metr, aby
zm6fil veIikost obou ncb0bSel
prk6nck u gcIikoat der
70 mem pfem6fil We SON paiI
yrchni rcyident stdtnf dr6by q kI
podiyul VysIcdck mcfeui byl
stcjng
I'm phi bodiny vtaceIi SO pau
spokojcne do restauracc, itAiec NJ
IA yybornS obed
"uaasna ncdbolosf," prondsej
jiz nlcspo1 20 padesdie Tcb1i
rcvidcnt stdtni drdlty n0setn, nc.
otyirojc tdmdf 1st.
"zojistt, mjistt, daasnd no.
dbalost," pfisytdcoval horliyt
pfcdnosia stdtni dr6by, VI 40 mt'
lalok tmchlive potfhsl
70 obtd6 sc komise r01jcly,
Kru1is otyirul oci, sly6c 0 komi.
sicf,, jcz sthly M dietdeh nejmf'
M 900 n Odpliyl II u fobo dhc
81 III ani nezapiskal
Jest6 vicc oteyfrol M, kdyz VI
jcj pfedhosfa ~ etrndet dnf N.
yolal Il pfedl0zil mn v4m6r, JIM
sc mn I'M h%eopatrno1 jizdu pred.
pisoyola jedha kofutm potuty
vyrazil bm pozdmy0 \ kan.
eclhfe y teprve 6a pefohf n Oh
lehe1 "To aby DO toho VI hrom
uhodd Proc jsem osel oemleel !
Mobl jscm ~ W koruW tfahl6
ii, TEN by byt prtna sprawl d
bylo ny 10 dobrf
kdyz 10 yyprbyfl kamaradhid,
Vybucbt "T6kovf ksen jim M.
VIZ opatn q dostane jesi6 pokp,
.Dlp
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1920-12-15
KoH0 zfsKAvA AMERIKA v
DIR. S~TEPANKOvI.

,liz nekolikratc mcli lsmc PRIZE
5itost psati o novGm yyslanci &c.
skoslovenske rcpubliky We Wash
ingtonu, dru. Bcdi, St6pdnkoyi,
lee jcden vclky II %yyznacny RVS
jeho osobnosti - omen, ktcry jej
ccsko,slovcnskc Amcricc ucini
ncjdazsim, byl doposud poulc
nc.jasnG nadrtnut. Proto otisku.
jcme Z "Ccskeho Slova' nizc IL
vcdcn6 jake nancjvysc zaiimav6 n
dulczite.
"vyslancc DIR, Stdpdnck odji2-
di do Ameriky," piSe Y g. >.
klofac, ''Muz, ktcry V dobG &c.
skt %rcyolucc hrdl II mas rolf nei-
vyznamnoisi, hlava q dlsc Maj
fic, Ultra vccer opoustl Prahu, BY
pres Tcrst odjel ma move misto
svtho ~p6sobcni, do Spoj Stdtf
Scvcroamcrickyeh, kdcz jmcno-
van byl prvym vyslanccm cs re-
publiky. Amcrika mi pro mas
stat vclky vyznam. Ncjcn hospo.
darsky u politicky, ale take M.
rodni, uvdzimc.li. jak Macnh east
naseho narodn, Ccchn n Slovdkd
We Spoi Sthtcch Sevcroameric.
kych zijc. t'koI, ktery ia zastup.
&c Isl. repubIiky occkdvd, jc tcdy
veliky o vyzadujc take vclikych
schopnosti Proto nas Mhranicni
iifad 70 svych lidi vybral oprav.
du ncjlcpsiho n jschopntjsiho.
DR.. Stepanck jc miz pro drdhu
diplomatickou odbornc vclkolcpt
pfipmvcnS " h pficin6 icdiny
Il nds) q 90 JIG hlavni jest &c.
skym clovtkcm ~ do kosti q NOR.
ku, modcrnim dcmokratcm Il cha.
rakfcfcm, Jakych Jc malo. Jcho
v6domosti json prayt tax obdiyu
hodny, jako jest jeho pile % hou-
zevnotost Syn 10 zndmt praz
skd rodiny stndoval prdva o flo.
Soft, pax obsolvoval skolu poll
tickgch we'd v Pafizi, dale skolu
oricnlalnicll jozyku d pokracoval
We studiich m Lazarcysktm insti
tntG Y Moskvt
vykonay yclkt ccsiy, ystoupil
do kouspldni sIu1ly rukpryko
uhcrskf Byl pfiddlen konsnldtu
v rafibradr q Smyrna, ale byI br
~ pc @hajcni valky jako podc
zfcIS 3 protirskmIsk fho smysleni
preIolen do Nemecka Hde prs.
coml w pro Moffii, odtud tr.
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1920-12-15
DRAHA PRKNA.
Fcrd. Pisecky.

Ndkladni ylak na nadraM
ncyitc. jak Sc jmcnujeY TED 0
pravdu ncyim, m1m-li 10 fici mel
ne. Ostatnd, 90 nam po nddrazi
Mohlo SO 10 staff IN ~ktcrtmkol
n6drnzi, kdc jsou dive topirny. y
CechGch to ysak bylo u Ra
kousku take,
Tcdy m tom nadrazi, 0 nems
chef vypravoyati, jsou dyd topir
ny. Jcdna patff tfcba stdtni drG
le, druhl sollkromt gpolccnosti
Topirna sonkrom6 spolccnosti by
Ia ycIk1, st6tni drhIM mela To-
pirnu maIou. ktcrd naDpak ncsta
ella. Proto fcditcIstvi statni drl.
by najnlo wlkou topiInu soukro-
me spolccnosti, ktcrt maId topir.
na npln6 stacila
A IN fomto nadrMzf nyui
yam jiz, jak myslim, 1pln6 mi.
mem, projiadfI nakIadpi WAX, yc.
deny strojvddccm KrpIiscm, ttc.
~ byi dnes Y ncobyHcjnd dobri
ndlad6. Ccrycnt rt,y, witici 4
mekkhbo, hn6dfho gousu, byly
naspnleny, piskajice tlumcnc ncj'
novelist popeyky, . tjmayG oci Zen
hraIy We stinn dloi hycb bry.
Wax mel dojeti pred rompu,
ably mohlo byti jboN pohodInr
nalozcno Krulis brave pohpuI
pdkou d Wax Mivaul IA rachoiu
norhzcc6 . fctfzgL Ale proniko.
W bvizdot u POI muoyafe blasil
I J'opojet Y pred 81 Kmlis zasc
pohnnl pdtoa M divol " N1ad,
aby pcpfeiel daL, neil bylo M.
b. P6n zogyrsIo, feifzy zof0,
chotily, ~nopiumjice ~ d Wax ~
pomsIn hDul
Noble neco h~aprasttlo, j1kD
kdyz ~ etron k5cl d ErDliG vidhi
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1920-12-15

| KRAFT .jcl do Ifollandska, ably pro
stfcdkoval zprdvy pro Masaryku
a opacnc zas pfindScI zprivy pre-
Maffii. Dnc Is. prosincc 1915 Y
Anstcrodame scscl Sc dokoncc s
dr.. Bcncscm, vyfidiv vse, go ma
ii Mhranicni cinitclovt v6dGti
musili u pfijav tn zpravy pafia-
sk6 Ndrodni Rady. Brzy ma to
vidc1sk6 zahranicni ministcrstyo
dalo Stepdnka do disposibility q
pax trvalc do vysluSby. Stdpanck
vratil 80 trvalc do Prahy a stall
Sc hybnou silou q dust Maffic az
do prcvratn.
Jcn zasycccnci v6di, 60 III Ste
pdnck yykonal. jsou TO v6ci M.
mnozc dncs ncuy6fltclny sirsl
vcfeinosti, skromng jak jc, zilstd.
val nezndmy. Jcho Utmost byla
sebey6domA., V ncjnGbczpccncj.
Sich u acknowledgement situa.
cich neztraccl klidnou rozvahu n
n~cztrdccjc nikdy viru vc vitczstvi
ceskt vGci, dovcdl tuttz silnou Vi.
ri %pfcntsti ma ysccky, = nimiz sc
stykal. Jihoslovanska Maffic je
take ieho dilem, Solidarita Go.
chh $ Jihoslovany byla vzdy po.
lilickym programcm dr.. Stcpdn-
ka Jcdinccnym W sv6tovG val.
&c ie odvazny 1t6k dr.. Stcpanka
h Giunicm (spoIuobSaIovany 4
br klofdccm) IA rybdfsktm tlu
MI u DaImacic do ItaIic v lcf6 r.
1918. | TO bylo vc sInzbdch ccskt
u jihoslovanskt Maffic.
20 pfevratu pfsobil v Pafiai,
pax povoldn byl do Prahy k We
dcni Mhranicniho miuisfcrstya
pro dobn pobyfu ministra Bcnose
Y Pafizi' TO byly mtsicc zimnic.
No vysilujfci prdcc, Ncbylo III
nikoho. Stepanck ' praytm slo.
VI sinyslu obstaravol vsccko SIN,
sed6 casto pfi %procovnim stolku
do rama A pfi tom sopcasnt pra
coval ! v jinych oborech
Vsccky dhlczitf nkcc kultrni
. hospod6fskt 20 ~pfcvrafu jsouI
1zce spojcny 4 jcho jmtncm Uni
dujcmc Sc jcn 0 nhrodnfm fondu
Mamrykogr, ktny jest v pod
state jeho dilcm,
PochopifcIpo, n mqze ,,takp
vyh lkvglit nergJi \ p'r1ze zf1
cine Coato b0de MN sch5ut
1fccbou je nam, " jest 10
KAN Odjizdf Amfri
ks, Y niz o1ekdss0 10 6koly W
hht (esLh AmeriAa v Gtlpap
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1920-12-15

Y knhSm mic pfijemndbo . pros
yidelDd pro osyfzeni konnII V ~
" cestu do maiefsla zem6 An.
glie. Aysak yysok6 nhldady dncs
i cestoyduim spojeut pfimtly jc,
aby bleduli ntjakf osytaeni Y kas
hyfe samoin6
Mtsto KabSra aije ylastnt
hl0ynt yefer O~dpolednc panlije
TAX yclkH yedro, n eloyfk dobfc
uddld, kdyz Ieai ben pobybn '
Mtmtlt mistnoAti toto opatfe.
nj nezubrdni sthlbmn pfiIiw po.
~, TAX N easem So clOgek dong.
III, ~ mic 40 16m nelbylo, nezli
kdzc d kosti kdyz zycdd M %.
kn MI, 10 oyzduht vIhkt . nj
slcdlem t0bo No yedro veliee III
ko EDhM,
|, Aysak ye6er pfi0ese p0jpmpoli
| zmfnn Rotyaze slunce znpadnp V
lryayf NapJayt m MokaifmDsl9s
nj Wehy, d6cbazt Is ryeblf Nn6s
~ V oyzduM Soumrak ryeble
n0debhI d y MIN pfipbAN pfijpm
NJ h o~syfzujici ydtfik M6sio 50 =
pffetiodeu ynfprn ppOb0Nf, Iii
ee, kierf joste pred cbyit byJy a..
mef prazdny . kde nJdzoli We ~.
liko ospali polieistf q Nbrhei,
podfmujici W stinnJ ozjyt jako
p6sobe0im ~Dfjakfho pmoyabb1'
prUutku . W pby1i u IN Hknp
j0ko 10 palfzstgcb bouIcymdech,
TakFka W mzikn obsazeuy jsou
st0ly pred kay6ruami . rozIfhh
w. wesley hoyof d smiehe
Vybrn0H NJ prodavaM vody a
serbetn ktpH ~ sebe upoz0r6ujf
dupebim dyoD sktenie Q sebe
nm NM ptftngH pfOdhVhM H1yiu
u jib}cb vdpf JUutm j. ysnde
dOsf. pondyadz prod0yaci 0pyiH
jsou stejd 10 pclbm syfip b ~
W. JIM obpbodHiei ~ eebc upo
zofbaH uEibopSm yoIanim Kus
wren . restauf0nth mi k0hfu
Veikh muozstvf u hostf Msedaji
m yeferd 10 hork Soh dneol blag
m u sfolkd 10 utjeloh Jedm u
tNe ' KabSfe De0i nielm Jngm,
6ezb kagduDg yodte kayaDy y
Jejjph stolky sabajl WI ibnkf ~
pr0sffed Hjjnp
Linz yede0 ~ Jjpleb 10 .vAs
pefl pgk pDpljeU pin aDeW VI.
no Veeer K8htra fNprye poNos
M Takh r6zpf sporioyhi In
by evf0pskf zshsJad NiDnosf M
veefr poBfvsdz m me yedfs ~
kDukDljv hiHnost z~nfmb1apN,
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1920-12-15

i dzasem, IL Wei ~ do d%fcyenGl'
pazeni topirny kde ~ndrazniky 10
komotiyy yyrozily dive prkua, j.,
80 pfclomila neodolatclnSm fla
ken obromue bmoty jake sttblo
Hyiadot ztuhl Krulisoyi IA
rtcch, rychlc z~astayil u bezel 81
podiyat, 60 Sc stale. Byla 10 jct
dive prkna IA kamen MI spad.
NJ srdcc. Diva, ri zfizenci pr
b6hli u upfimn6 Ne rozcsmali.
kruIis sc snudno nakazll o
chcchtotcm yskocll opGt ng loko
moiiym
JakmiIe mol chyilIu volno, be
zcl k pfednostoyi q X dsm6vcn
hldsiI syoji nchodn,
Pan pfednosta nc YztyGil, pro
hntd kolcna, NJ v Mich pocitil rllp
mutt, stabI bradu do zlatthO lin
&c, pres n6jz pfclozil 70 mckee
misty lalok u diyaje se pres lla
~ skfipce na krnlisc, spustll
"a TO jc yam k smiehug' Kr0
liz rozesmhl Nc bIasitf, ami ney6
del proc Pfcdnosta Sc nalomi
V pasc, hodiI lcyon roku yzod Q
ukazoyak pravt raky nmnifi'
proti Krulisovi, opisujc jim ron.
tfescnt kronzky "Vzdyf 10 mn.
sim udat d mhzctc miti discipli
narkup'
"To snod me- usmiVl 30 10.
sh Krulis
ITO snad ne, r. 10 snad nc
Ale pro boho, mi fekndtc, pred
Elm mate respckt, kdyz vas an
disnpIindrka nchncl Ale udat n
10 mnhil'
"Mohu jiti, pane pfcdnostoy y.
~ jd6te jdttc, vsak yam NJ.
kdo bfcblnck srazi -
Kulis sel po syhm u VI II NSc
hvfzdaL Tohlc jcho ndloda 80 NO.
dula zlomit nicim
Lce krldishv nekomisni roznnl
ncstac1 no pojch celbho fozsohf'
ncbIaIlt 16liody CclS opardt 4.
fcd0i W ocfl Y potiybu Pfednosta
hl6sH VIE kirocc "nobofn" Pro
toze pax fopiroa byla uojata, bla.
sno fditelsfyi sthtni drahy fedi
fclstyi drhIy sonktpmf, 10 se
staIo ReditcIsfyi soukfomf 1ra
ny jmenovaIo G6JcIen6DD k0misi
II yysetfnnf ak0Jy d ozn6md1f 10
frdiichtyi sfafhf drdhy, ktcrt
profo Jmenoy0lo takf froJelDn6ofi
komNi 0by jeho %oufofifa hepfr.
pela D oby uebyIo pn komjsi osi
zeno
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1920-12-15

kovi najdc muac, jaktho hIcdala.
Lcpsiho zahranicni lfad marne
by hlcdal.
A jcstlizc donna NJ do posIcd-
nj chviIc pracoval ma solidaritt
mczi Ccchoslovdky a Jihoslovany
v Amcrice / v tom smeru Dude
moci pokracovati. Ccskoslovcn-
ska America Dude miti We Spojc.
nych Stdtech Sevcroamcrickych
ddstojn6ho, ccstnfho rcpresen-
tanta. Pfcjcmc mn hodnG zda,
rul,'
Pokrok zaÌpadu. [volume] (Omaha, Neb.) 1871-1920, 1920-12-15

MesD Kah IN W EgypN jp pej
pfufnnejMm mistem v we ~
lespM M veesrs, tase %kofrespon
don't Iondt risk fho 68sopjsu ThA
D5d1 ExpfeAS Ahgifaaf, tffft
bydH V EQyptf, dive nflzsavsH
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
PRIMARY REGISTRARS AND JUDGES.

Carolina,
II April
Registrars Judges Election Primary Election
the 9th day of 1920. IA + f +. ~
PRECINCT I.
Steele Townshp-T B. Mangum, Registrar Mangum, NJ c.; W. A.
Smith, Judge, N.
PRECINCT NO. e. .'s e.
Steele Townships Registrar N Coble,
Judge Covngton, N. Mcintyre Covngon N.
PRECINCT NO.
Mineral Springs YTownshI Bennett Registrar, Eerbee Co.
j. T. Mcleod Judge Enerbe D. spivey Eerbe NJ c.
IT,, PRECINCT NO. =
Mineral Springs Township-K.
c.; M T. Poole,
s. PRECINCT NO. 4.
N
Judge, Elerbe N c.; G. H. Robbins, Elerbe, N
-t PRECINCT NO. T. #z,.
Beaver Dam Township Mcdonald Registrar Hoffman, ~
j. Suits N Judge
PRECINCT NO. e. MI
Beaver Dam TownshipW Registrar
Nelson Gibson Rockingham
ngham N. C. !
PRECINCT NO. T.
Rockingham
Archie McNe Judge Roberdel
PRECINCT NO. g.
Rockinham Township Sedberry Rockingham,
Palmer Judge Rockingham c. Frank Meachem Judge Rockingham
~ G.
PRECINCT NO. 4
Pit Township-W. Bethune Registrar Rockingham O.;
Fughey Mclean Rockingham CT Judge Rocking
ham, N c. t#s
PRECINCT NO.
Wolf PIT Township Covngon Registrar Rockingham
p g. sandfod Judge Rockingham. CT Calvin Hammond
Judge, Rocinkham nj q. r. r. ssser
PRECINCT
Wolf FIT Township vi Dsgs Registrar Rockingham O. r. d
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
CannibaIistic.

"My dear, listen to this" exclaimed
the elderly English lady to her hus-
band on her first visit to the states.
She held the hotel menu almost at
arm. arms length and spoke in tone of
horror:
Baked Indian pudding! Can it be
possible in q civilized country"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06

No 1; Rockingham, j. Andrews
Judge Rockingham, NJ. G. R. F. D. No i.
@fs-. A. Y
Township-E Rodgers
Hay Rockingham
,.. PRECINCT NO.
Registrar,
Love, Judge Hamlet N. Judge, Hamlet N
appointed
the County Primary Election
be held the 9Th Of 1920 the said Registrars the
Registration the the
with
the o'clock until
County Board Of % at
%sG f. ID. Phillips, Chairman
w A. Mcdonald Secretary,
r. H. d. Member
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
somethInu to Eall Back On.

"Bilfur says he is having hard
time Keeping roof over his head"
Il don't sympathize with him. If
he's in such straits, why doesn't he
give up his automobile"
He says he can't think of doing
that. And, besides if the worst comes
to the worst, it's comforting to know
that his automobile has a top"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
An Imported Article

"The possession of a motor is not
necessarily mark of distinction"
''Not nowadays" replied Miss Snip
pers, "but if you happen to own a
motor car that is driven by chauffeur
who speaks English with great diff
Guilty, you may hold up your head a
trifie in some circles"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
ECLIPSE for the Moon.

+, A young, couple We're occupying the
porch swing later than usual one noon
light night. From nearby window
her mother inquired: MARY, what are
you doing up so lateG Y
Looking at the beautiful moon
mother" :,
WELL it's twelve o'clock. You had
better send the moon home."-Every.
bodys Magazine.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
A Handicap Race.

The Sire-You loaf too much. II
you hustle prosperity will be sure to
follow.
The Son-But / don't want pros
perity trailin' after me all the time.
Tn givin' it chance to catch up.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
ESCAPING His wife,s Tongue.

Mr. Bjones-It must be rather trying
for laxative woman like Mrs. Cab
'blees to be married, to man as deaf
as Mr. Gabblees.",
Mrs. Bjones-So it is. And, to make
matters worse, she has a lurking
suspicion that he lost his hearing just
to- spite her-Eondon Answers.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
Deeply Touchinn.

Miss Newriche-Oh, father, he has
the most delicate touch of any pianist
] ever heard.
Newriche-Delicate! Great Scottl
Fifty dollars for two hours work is
what l call a pretty healthy touch.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
Taking No Chances.

Mrs Al really believe she had
her second husband selected before
she was DIVORCED from the first one.
Mrs. B.-Certainly. Why else should
she get divorce?
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
Each for His Own.

~ am, like any other man, entitled
to my own opinion"
"Of course" replied Mr.. Groucher;
1.-THE same as I'm entitled to this dog
of mine.- 1t doesn't follow, however,
that the dog is any good"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06

Bix-Who was it said that the unex-
'pected always happens?
Dix--I don't know. Wasn't it some
body connected with the weather bu-
reau2
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
NothIna Like rhat.

did those two men have an epis-
tolary disputeT
"No pistols in the dispute at all.
They took 1t out in letter-writing."
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
Abrasive Knee-Work.

Hewitt-He wouldn't rent you the
fiat Ell?
Jewett-No; he said that was 50
b0wlegged that would he continually
rubbing the paper off the walls.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
ola Friends.

"Grandpop says he cares only for
the things Of long ago"
" "Yes, | see he subscribes TO smart
magazine" .a,
THAT'S for the sake Of the Jokes"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
Moves often and oslek:y,

A.-That fellow is a hustler. He
stays in ore place only long enough to
borrow .Loney.
B.-I see. A case OF touch ami
xoes.-ALondon Answers.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
Manhattan island.

'They tell me New York is located
on narrow neck Of land"
yep, sort Of ain island, entirely sur
rounded BY advertisements.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
When He Goes Home.

Maw-Why does that young man
stay so late when he calls?
Paw think it is so that he can
do some daylight saving at the other
end of the day.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
When \ Pays to Be Ignorant.

"Gabbells seems to be well inform
ed on any subject" ~,
Except when be will be able to pay
me what he owes me. He is absolute
ly stupid on that point" ~
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LETTING Him Down easy.

"Bill is lazy, isn't her, .....rx
"Well, wouldn't say that exactly.
He just seems to have the impression
that work is patented and hc'I gsee !hto
trouble II he used it"'"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06
A Gentle Hint.


''You are a pronounced type Of
blond"
II hope you like blonds.":
81 do, but science says they are
disappearing"
"Better speak up then, ifNou want
one
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Flies for It's Life.

Flies for Its Life.
Strange how time flies" how very oft
/. We hear this said-and still It
Isn't SO strange; IL time..did not
More folks would try to kill 1t.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06

NOI TI1NI =.
= "My John is thinking Of charter
ing yacht for the summer"
Wont that be pretty expensive?''
. mot so long as we confine our
selves tc thinking about it."
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06

XNTHA7 a difference in
Wv these motor car days,
when every point in the
county is hardly more. than
lust around the corner"
Peoples ideas arc chang
ing, too.
They're, beginning. 70, fgg-
urc out hoSsW;g much II IS cost
ling them to keep a car: And
the man who is doing the
greatest amount '1Fl figuring 81 is
the man with ting moderate
price car.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06

Something He Didn't Have.
He is a millionaire and yet
Today can recall with glee,
He wished to light a cigarette
And had to beg match from me.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06

Select ycur tires ac.
cordils to. the roads
they have 10 travel. :.
-Insandy Of hilly coun-
try, wherever the going !,
! is'apt tosbe HI avy-The
U. S. Nobby.
For ordinary country
rcads-The U. S. Chain
or Usco. Il;
For frontwheelsThe
y. S. Plain.
Fer best results
evorJ'where-U. s.
Royal Cords.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06

z. v. Pate, Osborne, N. c.
Everett Hardware Co., Rockingham, N.
H. A. Page, Jr, Rockingham, N. c.
Stesle's Mill Store, Rockingham, N. c.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-05-06

There ctiil Soo7,s to be a
notion in COMO quarters that
any tire Is good enough for
q small car.
+ That's not what the MAI
vino owns it thinks.
/, >Inrccomnending and SELL
ing u. s. Tires we are trying
to sec his SIDE Of the propo-
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1920-03-26
Electric Fire lo0s.

Electric fire logs, which have been
used on the stage for several years.
are now available for other uses.
These fre logs are made Of imitation
wood. copsisting Of three or more logs
naturally grouped for interior Ore
places and outdoor campdres. The logs
are Of translucent material and as
bestos, REINFORCED with metal, and are
made hollow for the insertion Of elec-
trio bulbs. The bark and cut ends
of the logs are artistically designed
and Manipulated to give the natural
appearance Of partially burned logs.
BY shading the translucent and
opaque parts properly and providing
for reelection from below. the logs.
when Illuminated. glow with tho nat.
ural bright and darker shading of
burning wood logs. Tho IRE logs can
also be obtained In the form Of q
large wood log with imitation ash
heap, for large old-fashioned freplaces.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1920-03-26

May and Lester Trouten spent Fri
day evening with their brother Earl.
John Reuter- is helping Earl Trouten
cut wood.
Ernest Moore sawed wood for Ralph
Hunter the first of this week.
Edna Burton went out to VIM.
Trouten's to sew Monday.
Lois Soltow was a Cresco... shcpper
Saturday.
Bill Wallace went to Cold Water Sat.
urday to help George Gates.
Lester Trouten is helping his brother
Earl with his wood.s =.
Little Arthur Curtis is visiting at the
Joe Goldsworthy home. ..-
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Damon We're
kendallville callers Monday.
Clyde Barnes was a Cresco Gale,
Tuesday and brought a load of goods
back. So. - .--
Erwin Barnes and Amos Moore lwen,
to Cresco Tuesday evening. -."
! Mabel Ofstedahl was q Cresco visit.
or Saturday. ~
Henry Goldsworthy was q Crescd
caller Saturday.
Chas. Smith and family were. visit.
ing her parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Painter.
Cresco plain dealer. (Cresco, Howard County, Iowa) 1913-1945, 1920-03-26
KENDALLVILLE OWL


Maggie Moore came from Parry, a.,
for . weeks vacation with her parents.
Jeanette Holiness, Agnes Stettler,
Esther Trouton and Ruth and Pearl
Barnes spent Saturday afternoon with
Marjorie Daskam. The afternoon was
spent by playing games and at o'clock
. splendid dinner was served.
Michael Doherty of Austin, Minn.,
came Saturday to spend . few days
with bis relatives and parents in Ken
dallville.
Rob Barnes was . Cresco caller Sat-
urdsy.
Archie Moore and son Amos were
Cresco shoppers Saturday.
H. E. Barnes was . Cresco shoppers
Wednesday.
Mrs. L. Boyer came Wednesday
from Wis where she has been visiting
home folks.
Fred Todd was .Cresco visitor Sat.
urdsy.
Earl Trouten hauled q load of coal
for Fred Barnes Wednesday.
Fred Barnes went to Cresco Wednes-
day.
Henry Barnes went out to Ray
Goldsworthy to do some pspering.
Esther Trouton, Luella and Pearl
Barnes spent Sunday evening with
Agnes Settler at the home of her
grandmother, Mrs. Davis.