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Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
THE WAY OF 1T.

"Wh"n my friend WAS travelling in
England he met with a footpad, who
ordered him to give up all the pounds
h. had about him"
! suppose h. handed them over with
celerity."
Not Il bit Of if. HE handed them
over with his fists"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
Analyzinp the Situation.

Il don't think Reginald is going to
propose, mother. dear"
But, Gladys, ne Is constantly buy-
ing you the most expensive presents"
They are what convince me that he
will never he aFle TO rent a Hat and
pay the first inSiallment on the fur
Hiture"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
Complaints.

81 get nothing from morning I'LL
niph, but hot air" sighed the pump
ing engine.
"Just look at me- retOrted the fur
mace. NO matter where 1 go, am
always fred"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
Best Weather Sign

Those who live by the coast do not
want better weather sign rhan the
CulIs. which in the various winds that
will bring the rain collect in big fioCks
over the land, wheeling and scream
ing uneasily. They will not come in
they will make a mistake.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
More Satisfactory.

you say you are having your re-
yenge on the man who treated you so
sbabbily. What did you do to him."
Nothing. But his son has been
given French horn. his daughter Is
taking singing lessons and his baby
has a bad attack Of collie"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
Lima Sitter.

There is one thing which that
voupg lawyer fellow of Elias ought
n he proficient In when ne comes to
practice"
What is thatr'
."rhe art of securing a stay"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
Appropriate Condition.

81 see where they christened some
destroyers with cider"
~ suppose that was to pledge them
always to be In apple-pie order"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
CASCARETS
They Work while you Sleep

Do you feet all Observation-Disclosures,
's,nstipated, hcadachy, full Of cold Z
Fa.rarets tonight for your liver and
hawPls viii have you tuned up by
tomorrow. Yon will wake M with
your head clear, stomach right.
Fsrra,th sweet. ANA skin rosy. No grip
jue-Ha Inconvenience. Children love
's,ScSrctS too. 10, -, 10 CentS.-Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
Hr Gives II.

Does your friend, the magistrate,
know anything Of music?'
~ think | may say he is good
Judge Of time
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16

A few cents buys "Dauderine" Az
ter an application of "Danderine" Won
ssin not find fallen hair or any dand-
Tuh, besides every hair shows new
ME, vigor brightness, more color and
bickpCSS-Ndy
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16

The compensation of railroHd ON
plOyees in the United States IN 19l
was more than the Gross earnings 81
the railroads ten years ago.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
Her Job.

"The girl in the photograph depart
mont isn't bit stuck up"
"Of course not"
"yet she is continually putting on
airs"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
Quite So.

sympathetic Friend-That young
mans case is a very touching one.
Practical Acquaintance should
sav II WIS. He touched me for so
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
On Deck.

The boy upon the burning deck
Expressed himself with vim;
If I get out Of this, by heck.
You bet I'll learn to swimi'
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
Mo Dancer.

Miss Squintleigh says her face Is
her fortune"
"Then she is in no danger Of being
married for her money
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
Contrary Tactics.

There Is one thing about putting
over crooked work"
"What is that?'
ut has to be done with straight
face"
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
Credit to the Profession.

Who arc the principals in the
breach af promise suit?" asked Mr.
Dubwaitc.
"A telephone girl and Il millionaire.
answered Lawyer Beagles, IF you will
pardon the slang she seems tn have
his number
All, And how long did il take her
"a get his number"
About two years"
"Shr'> y Telephone girl. all right -
Birmingham Agp-Ilcrald.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16

No Luke. women don't mean il when
they kiss each other; they just do it
for practice.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16

Trying 10 do business without adj
vrrtising is like man winking at a
girl in the dark.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16

When married man fail, town
stairs h" Is sur" to blaine his wife for
the miShap.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16

Arr i not Thing Separtt and
apart-arl = only the bcautlfui wy
of doing things.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16
REEuIlNG A ISLANDER

The Tourist: You have a good
many earthquakes here, don't you?
The Native Son: Never an earth
quake. That story was started by
some Eastern prudes who we're
shocked when the earth did a
shImmy now and then.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16

If Il NHrc-cndugh fool killer were 8.
come around every man on earth unul,l
try 10 hide.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16

The occasional use OF Roman Eye Balsam
ut night will prevent and relieve tired eyes,
watery eyes and eye strain.-Adv.
Abbeville progress. (Abbeville, Vermilion Parish, La.) 1913-1944, 1920-10-16

IL is rough on a man when love or
measles attacks him late IN life.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-11-11
LOCAL NEWS.

For Sale "a fine Buff Orping
ton pullets. j. e. Blenders. 24tl
Supt. Joe Mitchell Of the N. &
/. was a business visitor in Lew
iston the first of the week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Grover Reese are
spending Stock Show week with
his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. John
Reese, in Lewiston.
Joe M. Hill and family last
week moved onto a ranch he had
recently leased in the Cotton
section.
Tolaf Thorsen and son Elmer
took three pureblood Poland
China hogs to Lewiston Sunday
for entry in the stock show.
Clarence and Elwyn Eastman
and Al Fardy left last week for
a big game hunt in the upper Sell
way country.
Hon. Chas. w. Booth departed
yesterday morning for Kansas
City, Mo-, where he will attend
as a delegate from the Northwest
the National Farmers Union con
vention. and strive on as he has
earnestly and energetically for
the past rs years to better condi-
tons for the vast brotherhood
who produce that upon which the
rest of us subSist.
Rev. II. T. Green, pastor of the
VI. f. church at Lewiston, and
Mr.. Mort of that city, were in
Vezperce the first of the week
arrangements for the
forthcoming drive for funds for
he Deaconness' Hospital in Spo-
Zane (. Rev. Green spoke at the
Community church here Monday
light and laid particular stress
N the almost miraculous work
,eing done at this hospital in the
estoration Of deformed children,
md this practically free ell
harge in cases where the child's
olks are without means. Rev.
4reen and Mr.. Mort, accompan-
ed by Rev. Pike Of the Commun-
ty church, made The Herald an
appreciated call Tuesday morn
NO,
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-11-11
New American Version of DR.
Jekyll and Mr.. Hyde Will
Be Offered at the Tenn
pie Theatre on Nov.
81 and %.

I
On Nov 81 and % the manage.
ment Of the Temple Theatre will
offer its patrons an elaborate yer.
sion of Robert Louis Stevenson s
famous story Of DIR. Jekyll and
Mr.. Hyde This story, which
ranks high among the master
pieces of English literature, is
perhaps one of the most popular
as well as widely read, of the
classics of our language.
The a1thor of the story, like
many of the other leading figures
in the history Of English litera-
ture, in most of his works chose
the subject of a man who barter
ed his soul in return. for some fan
cied benefit.
In Goethe's Faust we have a
story which resembles Jekyll and
Hyde in its tragic note, while the.
silimiarity between Shakespeare S
Macbeth and Stevenson's story is
extremely striking in their spiri-
tual aspects.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-11-11
Pimples, Boils. Etc

10 free the system of such
blood Impurities as are probably
responsible for pimnles, boils
chronic sores and ulcers that re.
fuse to heal, is a problem which
causes much unnecessary worry
to persons who have never had
an opportunity to use Bamboo
Brler Blood Builder.
The excellence Of this prepare
ton is insured by the scientific
use of selected qualities Of Bam-
boo Brier Root, Stillingia, Poke
BOOT. Potassium Iodide, Burdock
Root, and Prickly Ash Bark.
Price $500 at Leo's Pharmacy
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-11-11
lSjI9H9f1l s11shElS5i
z [II
LEWIS COUNTY SCHOOLS
mr.
D 81
99Hgf9hRgh H9g59H9

There were l2O eighth grade
pupils enrolled in Lewis county
last year. Of this number 80 re-
ceived diplomas.
The schools of Lewis county
cost 1902, 581.95 last year. This
sum was for maintenance, not in
Guiding cost Of any building. The
total enrolment of the schools
was 1877. Of this number 24l
were enrolled in high schools.
Our children are expensive, but
they are worth the cost,
News was received from the
Woodlawn school last week too
late for publication that the pro-
gram held there ON the evening of
the 29th Of October was very sue
cessful. The women Of the com
munity furnished fine lunch,
and a pleasant evening was spent
BY both old and young. Miss
Alice Flat is the teacher at
Woodlawn this year.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-11-11

Chester Stanton of this vicinity
Is taking part in the Boys and
Girls Club stock Judging at the
Northwest Livestock Show in
Lewiston,
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-11-11
IL. q. Paige
Dealer In
New and Second
q Hand Goods
.
First Door West OF P. O.
Attention Farmers!
First Door West OF P. @.

viii have Harris harvester
on exhibition in Nezperce for two
or three days, beginning Novem-
Der Is. / believe the use of this
harvester to be a means of econ
only that grain farmers cannot
afford to pass up.
Everybody come and take a
look. James Patterson.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-11-11

We are making
room for our new
stock Of cOrsets,
and we have a few
numbers that we
are discounting in
our stock. These
are up tO-date
styles, and all sizes
but we must make
room for our new
stock.
4 Corsets, from d 20
$3.50 to $500 al. III
Go at = $Aeo
s; + I s :; & ! ' IS; 2.4SS|
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-11-11
If It Is a Bilious Attack

r. take three of Chamberlain :
certain. IS
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-11-11

~. Edl mon s Foot-Fitter shoe, the
Fixes. 10Y
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1920-07-12
LAW AS TO COLOR BLINDNESS
Does Not Mean Loss of Sight, Accord
ing to Ruling Made by Georgia
Superior Court.

Color blindness does not mean total
loss of sight in the meaning of the law,
it was held recently by Judge John T.
PendIeton in the motion division of
Superior court at Atlanta, Ga.
Judge Pendleton's decision cleared
legal point raised only once before
in the United States, so far as is shown
by court records. This was in Ne
braska, where both the lower court
and the State Supreme court held that
color blindness means total blindness.
The question was raised in a suit
brought by George L. Fallin, who was
a locomotive engineer for the Atlanta
Joint Terminals, against the Locomo-
tive Engineer Mutual Insurance and
Accident association, a branch of
the Brotherhood of Locomotive En-
gineers.
Engineer Fa1lin, it was set out, be,
came color blind while engaged in his
line OF duty and was discharged from
his position. He then applied to the
engineers association for his insur-
ance-$1, 500-for the loss of his eye
sight, as stipulated in the policy. The
association, however, declined to pay
the amount on the ground that color
blindness did not come within the
terms of the policy concerning blind
ness. Fallin then brought suit in thG
courts through his counsel, City AttoF
Rey James L. Mayson.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1920-07-12
Monkey Fur StiII Popular.

Despite it's great use last winter,
monkey fur continues to be popular.
1t is very expensive whefensed in any
quantity. AS garniture for dresses
and suits it is not considered really
smart unless used in the form of deep
borders and enveloping collars. Lam
vim has a delightful little dress with
a deep border of jet black monkey fur
at the bottom of the skirt. One of the
most successful models from Made
leine is coat of pearl gray checked in
black and trimmed with a wide skirt
band and collar and cuffs of monkey
fur This coat is worn over a black
velvet one-piece dress.
As to fur trimmings there is almost
80 tailored suit that has not fur trim
ming of some kind. The One-piece
tailored dresses, or robe manteauX, are
also heavily fur trimmed.
One thing specially to be remarked
is the little use of the muff. Possibly
the mantle type of wrap has made the
muff unnecessary, as the wearer folds
the mantle around her and holds 1t In
place; thus it would be very awkward
to carry muff.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1920-07-12
PINCHOT SEES LAF0LLETTE
Senator is Mentioned For Third
Party's Head Liner.

Chicago, july Amos lPinchot,
New York, a member of the committee
of fOrty-eight, which meets tomorrow
in a national convention, went to
Madison, Wis, for conference with
Sepator Lafollette.
fIe is mentioned as one of the lead
ind candidates for third party prest-
dental nomination.
Senator Lafollette has just returned
home after an operation at Rochester,
MINI.
Frank P. Walsh, of Kansas City,
former chairman of the industrial re
lations committee and later of the
war labor board, is also mentioned as
a possible candidate.
Delegates from twelve states have
arrived.
J A. H. Hopkins, New Jersey, ma
tional chairman. issued statement in
which he said. "reactiOnary influences
ruled the Democratic convention at
San Francisco, just as they did the
Republican gathering at Chicago"
Nearoes to Pray For C. o. P. Ticket.
Washington, July Ministers of
all negro churches in the country are
asked to offer prayer Sunday for the
success of the Republican nominees
for president and vice president in an
appeal sent out by the negro minis
terial campaign committee. The pray
or 70 he used was drafted by a com,
:nittee.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1920-07-12
Standing of the Clubs
BOTTLE LIQUOR LEFT
DAILY FOR POLICE CHIEF
Used as Attempted Bride by
BOOIIeggeT,

Huntingdon, w. Va, July I2.-The
newest thing in the art of gentle per
suaSion' was tried on Chief of Police
John w. Coon, of this city, the past
week.
The bride, a rich one, according to
the present standard of values, con-
sisted of a bottle of good red liquor
each morning in the place of a quart
OF milk left at COOn's residence by
the milkman. With each bottle of
liquor there always appeared the fol-
lowing written note:
Dear John: l am about to open a
bootlegging joint on the top of Twen-
ty-eighth street hill. and l would thank
you and your staff to please keep on
the lowlands until such time as you
have an invitation to make an inspec-
lion tour. Kindly keep the above re-
quest and you viii find quart on your
doorstep every morning. Very truly,
A Friend"
Relieving he could catch the sofici-
tous bootlegger, the chief did not re-
port the loss of his milk nor thes re-
ceipt of the liquor. Despite the fact
that he watched the step each morn
ing, in some uncanny manner the milk
disappeared and the liquor arrived.
Unable to fathom the mystery, the
chief finally gave up the job of espion-
age and called in the aid of his force
Since that time no liquor has arrived
and the milkman's morning bottle has
been in its usual place
Chief Coon stated that close watch
has been kept on Twenty-efghth street
hill for several days, but nothing that
might lead to the identity of the boot
logger has been discovered
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1920-07-12
Famous Woman Orator.

Mary A. Livermore was born in
Boston, Mass, Dec. 10, 1921. She was
not more than IL or II years old when
she conceived the idea of helping her
parents by some definite occupation.
She learned to sew, and made flannel
shirts at 81 cents apiece. Regarded
by the pastor of her church as a
prodigy, at the age of II she was sent
by him to the Charlestown Female
seminary, where she soon ranked with
the best scholars the institution ever
had. At the age of 20 she was placed
in charge of the Duxbury high school,
Mass, a position of unusual rank for
a woman at that time. With the out
break of the Civil war in 1861 she be
came an organizer in woman's war
work In 1868 she made her first public
address at Dubuque, Iowa. Her won
derful talents as an orator were imme-
diately recognized, and her fame as
speaker soon became nationwide.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1920-07-12
DEAD ARE MOUNTING GUARD
Soldiers Who Were Killed at Douau
mont Still Thrust Their Bay
onets Above Ground.

At DOuaumont, France, Cardinal Du
bishop of Verdun, blessed the historic
Tranchee des Fusils, the Trenches Of
the Rifles" September IA. The cere-
mony occurred in the presence of Gen.
eral Valentin, commander of the forts
and heights of the Meuse; of NJ. Robin.
mayor of Verdun. and delegation Of
the One Hundred and Thirty-seventh
regiment, according to Current His
tory, New York Times.
The Trench of the Rifles lies behind
Douaumont, which is a shapeless mass
of splintered rock, of barbed wire
writhing as If in torment, of name
less litter, through which poppy and
bramble tried to thrust upward dur
ing the summer. This cross overlooks
the bloodiest battle field Of the war.
1t was erected by men of the One Hun
dred and Thirty-seventh regiment be-
cause close by their dead comrades are
still mounting guard-there in the
Tranchee des Fusils.
1t was a small episode amidst a cata-
clysm and soon over. In Indian file
the men of the One Hundred and Thir-
ty-seventh crept forth to mount guard.
rifle on shoulder, bayonets fixed; there
came a sudden, thunderous boom; the
earth shuddered and cracked open,
closed again, and swallowed up all.
Thrusting above the ground, aligned
as on that last march down the mar
row trench that led to death, the bay
onets of the section rise a bare six
inches. 1t was this Trench of Rifles,
and the dead heroes, still mounting
guard below, that the cardinal blessed.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1920-07-12
Freaks OF nature.

A cat that barked like dog, re
GENTLY exhibited at Boston, tops the
list of numerous freaks discovered in
this country. Recently, says the De.
troit Free Press, a giant glow worm
~ inches long. was found in the
Santa Cruz mountains. When placed
In the dark a gorgeous effect was pro-
duced by the luminous rings circling
its body. Mammoth fruit is of fire.
luent occurrence, but in Southstake
Bath, England, a shocking case of
plant over-eating was discovered. 1t
resulted in seven daisies growing on
one stalk. This freak, scientists said.
was caused by fesciation, which
means over-eating. White black3irds
canaries, linnets and sparrows have
oeen seen and exhibited. The ocean
too, gives it's share of curious freaks.
A double-sided founder, with both
sides alike, duplicate fms and mis-
placed eye, was caught some months
ago.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1920-07-12

i.T0te her name in it anu not many
pages away are the signatures of the
DOLLY Sisters. Robert MaRtelFs name
Is inscribed in the little book: so are
the names of Fannie Brice, now in
the public eye in connection with the
master mind case in New York; of
Olga Petroya, Alice Brady, Frank
Tinney, Gentleman Jim" CoIbett.
Bert Williams, Leon Enrol and a score
Of other noted actors and actresses.
Already the word has gone out IL
theatrical circles that no longer viii
accommodations be available al
"Joe's." The news is being received
with regret for the hotel was known
as a decent" place where disorder OF
any kind was not permitted and where
cleanliness was the rule rather than
the exception. In the heart of Bal
timore's theatrical district, but few
steps from three of the largest play
houses, it was a Mecca for the girls
of the chorus as we'll as for those priL
cipals who cared more for the gossip
Oh their ITl6nQS III COZy SuTTOuuuluSS
than for the cold formality of the
marble facaded hostelries.
On the first floor will be an audi
torium seating 800 persons. This will
be the James Potts Auditorium
named after the first Baltimore boy
who fell in the great war. On the
same floor will be Offices and commit
tee rooms, While the upper floors will
be given over to rooms where, for the
modest sum of So week working
girls may fad comforta Die, safe quar-
tiers, with baths and showers.
Early in April the Salvationists will
take possession of the building. Their
lease On their present quarters in the
Hoffman Building expires then. IL
May the formal dedication of the
building will take place and high dig
uitaries of the church will cfficiate.
Appropriate services will mark the
passing of another old Baltimore land
mark and prominent officers Of tht
salvation Army will be preCen'
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1920-07-12
FIGHTS TWO DOGS IN WATER
Attacked by the Beasts, Swimmer
Wages Battle For Life


Sharon, Pa, July 12.-With his bare
hands and handicapped by the neces-
sity of keeping himself above water,
Walter Fisher fought desperate bat
tie with two bulldogs in Yankee dam.
He had gone swimming and was in
deep water when the two dogs came
dashing down the hillside and plunged
into the pond.
Throwing out one arm he permitted
one of the beasts to sink its teeth in
to the flesh and hold on. With the
other hand he gave battle to the other
dog After being bitten on the legs,
arms, face and chest, Fisher finally
succeeded in getting a hold on the dog
and forcing the beast under water,
kept it there until drowned.
He then turned his attention to the
dog which had taken a grip on his
arm and for several minutes the two
fought for an advantage. Finally
breaking the dogs hold, Fisher reach
ed shore and with a club beat off the
animal, but not until he was so wound
ed that he could hardly stand. Fisher
was rushed to the hospital, where it
is said his condition is critical.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1920-07-12

There is more Catarrh In this
section of the country than all other
diseases put together, and for years
it was supposed to be incurable.
Doctors prescribed local remedies,
and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it
incurable. Catarrh is local
disease, greatly influenced by con-
stitutional conditions and therefore
requires constit utional treatment.
Halls Catarrh Medicine, manufactur-
ed by F. ]. Cheney G Co., Toledo,
Ohio, is a constitutional remedy, is
taken internally and acts through
the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of
the System. One Hundred Dollars
reward is offered for any case that
Halls Catarrh Medicine fails to cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo,
Ohio. Sold by Druggists, IS cents.
Halls Family Pills for constipation.
ADV.