El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-04-21
ILLINOIS STATE WET"
NOT LIQUOR, BUT WATER

they nre trying TO bore n hole
through and let the water OUT.


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! Reverting to trains. the Colder
State came up on, regardless OF the
strikes, got through on time, until Il
broke a coupling or a suspender OF
something between Kansas City and
chicago and then Il EEL down" a
couple OF hours 1t operates as & real
limited train north Of Kansas City and
doesn't even whistle at some cities
that make plows and wire and farm
tractors and things like that
The conductor on the trnin be-
tween Harrington and Kansas
City said he had heard the Golden
State was 10 be restored as a
/ limited train all the way to Cali
I fornia IN n short time hut when
nai<ed him n we would get into
Kansas City on time. he didn't
know. This may have been the
case about the limited story, too.
The old story that Familiarity
breeds contempt" may not be exactly
true, but il has a tendency to dim a
lot OF luster al times Up in the mid
die west where they are not close TO
army posts and only see uniformed
men when their hOme boys get back
from over there" they stiu turn out
brass bands when a sergeant comes
home.
An Iowa paper had a story in IT.
/ picked II up on the train-about a
SCI &, cant returning nome ana DEluE
met Dy brass band and It said he
had been in the service twenty years
and had advanced rapidly from pri-
Eate 10 his present position" and er-
pressed the firm belief that he would
some day be a general SOME belief
After passing Kansas City, I was
glad I had locked that Panama hat
lFOpular model. price $11-95; marked
down from SGD in the trunk Other
= he's
frozen 10 death
You never saw 50 many derby
AatH In your life as you can see
in Chicago. They actually show
them boldly right out in the win
dosyH OF the stores
All kinds Of people travel on trains /
Just as they join churches and the /
Eiks and the Eagles and 50 TO /
J uareZ A man was smoking IN the I
observation car Of the Golden stare I
ana one sitting next to him asked ]
him what sort Of cigar it was.
me smoker proudly mentioned a I
We'll known brand that should be
sold BY a grocer or a vegetable man
instead OF a tobacconist-
how many have your the fellow
passenger asked.
Three" said the smoker; want
IN trade you three Of these for
-hem,' said the other, holding IN
-hree fat ones that must have cost
lalt dollar.
A little puzzled. the smoker made
The man who acquired them
walked TO the back door, opened
IL and tossed them onto the rail-
road.
Il hope some track walker
doesn't think they are cigars and
pick 'em up he said. n
me former owner soon disappeared /
rom the car.
In a little while 4 far yvoma,
came hack and looked In and III
found I'll chairs taken Her hus- III
band, who looked like he might III
be salesman for ready TO wear M
clothes for Potash and PERI III
mutters saidi SO on in; some
man VIII get up ana give you a
He was a good judge OF human
azure ana a success as forecaster.
or not only dlo a man get up and I 4
I've her a seat. but another man gave / I
la one beside her III
li
The bishop OF Los Angeles came up 4
Il the way. even TO New York. en- !
oute 70 Rome to visit the Holy !
atner. He said he wanted 10 SION Il
: Fl PasO on his way back and de- IN
Jared the view he got of the city I
ven from the train gave him a good
Like everybody else you meet
up this way he wanted 10 know M
n we ever expected 90 settle III
things in Mexico. 1 told him M
there WIS only one source OF defi-
mite Information On this subject
and ne BY reason Of his prfestIy III
calling should be In better posi-
ton TO get in touch wfth Il than
newspaper man. ID
The Disnop admitted that he thought M
re newspapers rather unGodly, par
cularly since the war, and said they :
ere not printing the truth about
me OF the greatest questions before r
ie world he is Irish.
Cape Jasmines that sell In
JuareE for 10 cents are displayed
In Chicago windows at 50 cents
apiece. O1 course, IL wouldn't pay
20 so 10 Juarez to get them, II
that was all you could get in
Now that spring is breaking and IL
-omises to be warmer back here in Il
short time, the hegira Of siel- foiI-
ON California and the southwest
IS commenced Every train, the
1nman conductors say. brings a lot
them. Our train out of FL Paso !.
e other day had aboard six people >
nfined to their berths.
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Two nurses played poker for four I
'urs on the train from Chicago 10 L
sW York with chocolate bon bons II
ted spectators. A bon bon took the
ace OF chip
Talk about Fl Paso winds. n,
plnce in the world heats Michigan :