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The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
Seat Sale For The
Annual Football Game

Seats will be on sale at the Cru
mont, Thursday, November 4th for
the football game at Greenwood,
Miss, Saturday, November 9Th, 1920.
General admission tickets will be $l.10
and grand stand tickets $1.25. Box
seats reserved $3.50. The box seats
will be the only seats reserved and
there will b eonly 100 Of these sold.
The grand stand will accommodate
1900 people and the playing field
will be directly in front Of the grand
stand and no one will be admitted in
this inclosure between grand stand
and field.
General admission tickets will be
sold and the purchaser Of the tickets
win be allowed standing room on the
outfield or between the football field
and the fence.
Automobile tickets will be sold at
$l.50 each and will be parked as they
usually are at ball games. The field
will be laid off East and West.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
Revolution Hinders
Irish Tourist Business

DUBLIN, Nov. 2--The tourist bus
mess in Ireland has been injuriously
affected by the revolutionary disor-
ders. Tourist agents and hotel keep
ers are in despair. North Wales and
the Isle Of Man have captured the vi
sitors who used a notable absence of
the usual influx of Americans.
Dublin has suffered less proportion
ately than other places, but Dublin's
visitors did not take the risk Of leav-
ing it for the provinces. There was
no danger to lift or limb, but the dis
location Of the railway service caused
by the refusal Of the railway men to
carry soldiers, police or munitions
made the train service 80 uncertain
that nobody could count safely ON
reaching or returning from any given
destination within the limits Of hol-
iday.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03

trict Dairy Problems. Miss Donald
son.
1000 to l0:45--Potato Race, AS a
District Problem. Miss Rice and
Mrs. Alley.
10:45 to l1:00--Intermission.
l1.00 to l2:30-Instruction, Judging
Dairy Cows. L. A. Higgins and c, T.
Ames.
1890 to 2:00-Noon.
200 to 5:00--Judging Dairy Cows.
L. A. Higgins and C. T. Ames.
Saturday, November 9th.
900 to 9:45-District Reports.
9.45 to bloodhound Table, Re
cords, Reports, Expense Accounts.
Miss Rice and Mrs. Alley.
1890 to 10:45--lntermlssion.
10:45 to l1:30-Labor Saving De-
vices. Miss Powell.
11:30 to l2:30-Round Table, Home
Agents and Farm Women, Relation,
Farm Bureau. c. M. Rose, L. A. Oh
sen and M. NJ. Bedenbaugh.
1900 to 2:00--Noon.
200 to S;O0z-Marketing Club Pro-
duets. Mrs, EIdred.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
DEMONSTRATION
AGENTS TO MEET
Will Meet At Holly Springs On Thurs
day, Friday And Saturday Of
This Week.

AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE, Miss,
Nov. 3-The men and women of the
agricultural extension and home de-
monstration forces of north Missis-
sippi are looking forward to great
meeting at Holly Springs on Thurs
day, Friday and Saturday next. This
will be the third anntal meeting Of
county demonstration agents for the
northeast and the northwest districts,
under the supervision respectively of
Miss See Rice and Mrs. Della B.
Alley official supervisors. 1t Is hop
ed by all that Miss Rice who has
been confined to her room since the
close Of the State Fair at Jackson
will be released in time to take her
place on the program.
Assistant Director C. 7. Ames in
Charge of Holly Springs branch ex-
pertinent station, is cooperating with
the ladies of the district to promote
the success and usefulness of the con-
ference.
The program complete is as fol-
lows:
Thursday, November 4th.
900 to 9:45--Purpose Of Meeting.
District Agents,
9:15 to 11:0O--Instructions In Poul-
try Judging. P H. Hayes.
1100 to 11:15-Intermission.
Ills to 12:30--Round Table, Or
ganization of Farm Bureaus. Miss
Susie V. Powell.
1890 to 2:00-Noon.
200 to 2:30-Round Table Discus
sion, District Poultry Problems. P.
H. Hayes.
2:3O to 5:00-Poultry Judging. p.
H. Hayes.
Friday, November 5th.
900 to bloodhound Table, Dis
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
PERCHED ON
AHIGH STOOL
IN AN OFFICE
Many a Brain Is Trying to Work
With Weak, Thin Blood
More Rich, Red Blood Needed
Pepto-Mangan Gives You the Health
To Tackle Your Daily Work
With VigOr
More Rich, Red Blood Needed

If you sit at desk all day in an
office whether you are perched on a
high stool or seated in an upholstered
chair, your body is inactive. You
cant get much fresh air and outdoor
exercise. Your blood becomes poor.
You look pale and feel weak.
The great tonic, Pepto-Mangan, is
what you need for awhile. 1t makes
rich, red blood. 1t restores your vital
energy. Your color comes back.
When your blood is good, full of
red corpuscles, you are better able to
resist disease. You go about your
daily work with the optimism Of good
health,
Try Pepto- Mangan and notice how
you improve.
Pepto-M Mangan Is sold in both liquid
and tablet form. Take either kind
YOU prefer. Both have the same me-
dicinal value. But be sure you get
the genuine Pepto- -Mangan :" Guides"
The full name, "Gude's Pepto-Man-
gan" should be on the package. Adv.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
COLLEGE
SEEMS ASSURED
1t viii Be Known As The Southwest.
ern College And VIII Rank
With Princeton.

MEMPHIS, Tenn, Nov. "a great
college Of Arts and Sciences for Mem
phis now seems to be an assured fact.
1t will be known as The Southwest
ern College and will rank with Prince
ton, Vanderbilt and Tulane. Mem
phis has more than met the required
conditions TO have the old South
western Presbyterian University NOV.
ed from Clarksville to this city to
form the nucleus of the new institu-
ton. She was to raise $500,000 and
give the necessary ground. She has
done more She has not only gone
over the necessary mark in raising
funds by about 100000, but has also
offered two excellent sites for the
school.
Tennessee Accepts Quota.
Since Memphis has successfully met
the requirements, it is now up to the
Synods of Alabama, Mississippi, Lou
isiana and Tennessee to do the rest
that is, to raise the sum Of 81 ,000,-
900 as a minimum for the endow-
ment of the college, At a recent
meeting Of the Synod Of Tennessee,
the Synod formally accepted the sum
Of 100000 as its part. A resolution
was passed heartily approving the
whole plan for the establishment of
the big college, and campaign COM
mittee of ten prominent citizens Of
Tennessee, with DR., Jas. |, Vance, of
Nashville, as chairman, was appoint
ted to cooperate with the general
committee,
Other Synods To Act In November.
The Synods Of Alabama, Mississippi
and Louisiana are to meet about the
middle of November and each will
take action on the matter. 1t is
foregone conclusion that each Of these
Synods will give its hearty approval
to the College, just as Tennessee has
done, and that each will agree to
raise its quota Of the endowment fund
of $1,O00,0O0. All Presbyterians who
have looked into the matter are en-
thusiastic for the new college.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
ARNIISTICE DAY
PROCLAMATION
BY THE MAYOR
HON. T.. V. HUGHSTON URGES
PEOPLE TO OBSERVE NOV.
II AS 4 HOLIDAY.
TO THE CITIZENS OF GREEN
WOOD, LEFLORE COUNTY,
MISSISSIPPI

TO THE CITIZENS OF GREEN,
WOOD, LEFLORE COUNTY,
MISSISSIPPI
WHEREAS, that on the Eleventh
day of November Nineteen Hundred
and Eighteen A. d., the sons Of Am
erica who were fighting for Honor
and Justice in far away battle fields
were commanded to halt and cease
their fighting; and
WHEREAS, the entire beligerent
and fighting world on that day Or
dered to cease its firing, when rca-
son growing weary at the ceaseless
slaughter of the worlds most gal.
liant and invaluable sons rose up and
gave the command to the flower Of
a civilized world, enraged and In arms
against each other, to lay aside the
bayonet, and to hush the roar of the
cannons and listen while she speaks.
When the storm rent clouds Of war
were once more permitted to settle
on a peaceful horizon, when the lamb
and lion could again traverse the
hills and meadows of peaceful world
and the wren could hide away un-
molested in fields and gullies Of a
once scene Of raging fire, and destruc-
tion.
WHEREAS, the fathers, mothers,
sons, daughters, sweethearts and
friends felt that on that day their
prayers had been answered and that
they could hope some day to see
again the return of their warrior he,
roes, and that
WHEREAS, on that day there
dawned the first beam of light that
was to come and light the new and
peaceful world, when civilized nations
should turn to right and not might as
the eternal principal by which to set
tie the problems of international in
terest and concern.
And whereas, the entire civilized
world felt reason to rejoice and cele-
brate,
Now, Therefore !, e. V, Hughston,
Mayor of the city of Greenwood Le-
flore county, Mississippi, do by this
proclamation request and urge the
citizens Of the city of Greenwood to
set aside the Eleventh Day of No
vember as a holiday.
That on said day all citizens lay
aside their regular work and COM
memorate Armistice Day by making
it holiday and spend the day in
celebration Of the same.
That all citizens come out and aid
in such parades and memorial pro-
cessions as may be arranged on that
day.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, / have
hereunto set my hand and seal this
the Third Day Of November Nine
teen Hundred and Twenty.
Il. v. HUGHSTON,
Mayor Of Greenwood.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
Rotary Club Holds
Its Weekly Luncheon

The Rotarians held a splendid meet
ing yesterday at their weekly lunch
con at the Memorial Building. Thir-
ty seven members of the club were
present, only three being absent.
One of the most interesting feat
ures Of the meeting was the Rotary
songs, which were sung with much
enthusiasm and spirit, led by Miss
Jane Casey,
The guests Of the club were Mr..
W. II. Dorbey of the Dorbey Lum-
Der Co., Of Memphis, Mr.. Caldwell,
travelling secretary Of the Y. NJ. c.
A. and Mr.. F. T. Ransom, active vice
president Of the First National Bank.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
A. & M. HUSKIES
NOT RESTING ON
WON LAURELS
WILL COME To GREENWOOD
SATURDAY ON A SPECIAL
TRAIN WITH OVER 100
RIOTERS.

Agricultural College, Miss, Nov. 8
The A. and NJ. Maroon squad of
foot ball huskies are not resting on
their recently won laurels, but Coach
Holtcamp is keeping Captain Billing
sley and his men in close touch with
the training field
While there is a disposition on the
part of the majority of collegians to
add the scalps of cole Miss" eleven
to the 1920 string this is not taken
for granted. Up to Friday, Director
Chadwick will keep the men busy at
work at every opportunity and the
outlook is tinged with the rosiest and
most promising hues.
A special train, with hundred or
so rooters on board will take the
squad to Greenwood for Saturdays
game, for which purpose another half
holiday on Saturday may be declared,
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
Pledges His Support As
A Citizen To New
Executive
NO COMMENT Is
MADE ON DEFEAT
His Own Paper Issues
Extra Recording
Defeat.

DAYTON, o., Nov. 3--Governor
Cox today wired congratulations to
Senator Harding. He pledged his
support "as a citizen to the execu-
tive authority in whatever emergency
might arise"
Governor Cox received his defeat
without any untoward show of feel
ing, He withheld comment after re-
naming at his newspaper office in
Dayton until almost midnight and
seeing his own paper issue an extra,
recording his defeat.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
Kiwanis Banquet And
Presentation Charter

The presentation Of the Kiwanis
Charter and the banquet which will
be held tomorrow evening at the
Memorial Building at 7:30 O'Clock, is
expected to be attended by nearly one
hundred persons. An excellent pro-
gram has been arranged and speak
ers will be here from New Orleans,
Jackson, Memphis and Clarksdale.
A splendid menu, which includes a
turkey spread is being prepared for
the occasion.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03

Heartburn, heaviness in the stom-
ach, bloated feeling, coated tongue,
bad breath, dizziness and vertigo
(blind staggers) can be quickly re-
lieved by Prickly Ash Bitters. Men
who have used it say they can eat
heartily without misery, where before
they tried it the most healthful food
seemed to get them out Of fix. Price
s1.5o per bottle. Bonds Drug Store,
Special Agents.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
Californian Alien
Land Law Carries

SAN FRANCISCO, Cal, Nov. g.
The Californian Alien Land Law, re-
8tricting land tenure by orientals on
the face Of the returns from 884 pre-
cincts, had favorable votes of about
three to one.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
Enjoyment Tax
Planned For 1921
Associated Press

TOXIC, Nov, 3--An enjoyment
tax" will be a feature next year of
taxes to be levied by the city Of To-
lsio. The duty is to be levied upon
any expenditure exceeding three yen
for enjoyment, whether it be spent
on a garden party, geisha entertain
ment or any similar amusement.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
DINNER PARTY,

DR.. and Mrs. W. T. Mathews en-
tertained Colonel and Mrs. Trotter
Of San Francisco, Cal, and Mr. and
Mrs C. Dunn at 6 o'clock dinner last
night at their home on West Wash
ington Street. The evening was spent
at the picture show.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
MASONIC MEETING

Greenwood Chapter No. l02 r, A.
NJ. will meet tonight at 1880 P M,
Work in the P and NJ. E. Degree.
Visiting companions welcome.
F. c. PITT, H. P.
A. j. C0STE, JR,, sec'y.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
RRInEE PARTY

Mr.. and Mrs. R. H. Cole will enter
tain with a bridge party tonight to
honor, Col. and Mrs. Trotter of San
Francisco, Cal, who are the guests
of Mr.. and Mrs. C. Dunn and Mr..
and Mrs. E. B. Bell.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03

FOR RENT-Store building on
Howard Street for January 1st. Write
G. H. Bursk, Schlater, Miss.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
THE WEATHER

MISSISSIPPI-Fair tonight and
probably Thursday; rising tempera-
ture.
Observations.
TEMPERATURE Highest, Ct de-
grees; lowest, 45 degrees; precipita-
ton 90; river gauge Ga; rise in "a
hours Oh.
Miss Annie Long Stephen
Local Observer.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03

The first automobile combination
chemical engine and hose car was
built for the City of New London,
Conn, in 1903.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
to have rolled up traditional Demo-
cratic majorities.

4NAhhOAt AALA@tI3 ASiillsJ 4NONE y w lLli
votes still being counted in the larg-
er Tennessee counties this afternoon,
the question of who carried this state
for president is still undecided. Hard
ings lead in the unofficial returns
and estimated by the Nashville Ban
ner of the counties late reporting, is
estimated at 4,500. In the race for
governor, Taylor, Republican, is re-
ported to be leading by more than
10000.
TENNESSEE VOTE BY CONNER
CIAL APPEAL.
MEMPHIS, Nov. 3--Incomplete re-
turns compiled by the Commercial
Appeal from II to 95 counties in
Tennessee, indicated Harding was
leading in the count in this state by
more than 5000 votes and Taylor,
Republican for governor is leading
Roberts, Democratic candidate for re-
election by more than $4,000.
KENTUCKY LOYAL TO DEMO
GRATIS.
LOUISVILLE, KY, Nov. 3--Ken-
lucky gave Governor Cox substan-
tial majority, reelected United
States Senator Beckham, Democrat
and on the face of the returns, chose
seven Democrats and three Republi-
can congressman.
BORAH SAYS VICTORY is THE
DEATH TO LEAGUE.
NEW YORK, Nov. 3-Senator Bo-
rah, a prominent opponent of the
League of Nations, in statement to-
day, declared the election "was tri-
umph for Nationalism and death to
the League of Nations"
CHAMP CLARK is APPARENTLY
DEFEATED.
ST. LOUIS, Mo-, Nov. 3--One hun
ired and seventy four precincts out
Of 26S in the ninth Missouri Con-
gressional District, shows Champ
Clark running nearly 5000 behind
Hukreide, his Republican opponent.
ARIZONA GOES REPUBLICAN.
PHOENIX, Ariz., Nov. 3-Returns
from 1O1 of the 474 precincts in Ari-
IONA, today showed the Republican
candidates for president, senator and
governor leading.
COX GETS $4,000 MAJORITY IN
MISSISSIPPI.
JACKSON, Miss, Nov, Selection
returns which are coming in slowly
today, indicated that Mississippi gave
Cox about 10000 majority. The Re-
publican vote is estimated at 10000.
STATEMENT NOT EXPECTED
FROM WILSON.
WASHINGTON, Nov. S-White
House officials said today they did
not expect President Wilson to issue
any statement on the election.
HARDING GETS BIG VOTE IN
NEW ORLEANS.
NEW ORLEANS, La, Nov. 3
Harding polled an unprecedented to-
tai of 1900 votes in New Orleans,
with eight precincts missing.
HARDING CARRIES WILSON'S
DISTRICT.
PRINCETON, N. j., Nov. 3-Pres-
ident Wilson's home district here was
carried by Senator Harding.
INDIANA FOR HARDING.
INDIANAPOLIS, IND, Nov. 3-lt
is estimated today that Indiana gave
Harding plurality of 250,OO0.
BERGER COMEDIES DEFEAT.
MILWAUKEE,, Nov. 3-Berger,
Socialist Congressman, in the fifth
district today conceded defeat.
HARDING HAS BIG LEAD in
OHIO.
COLUMBUS, o., Nov. 3-Harding
il leading Governor Cox in Ohio to-
day by more than 25O,0Oo.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03

WANTED--Good second hand Reed
Baby Buggy. Phone 660-W.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03

FOR RENT-Three unfurnished
rooms. Phone 1885.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03

Business will begin to improve with
in the next ten or fifteen days.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03

There is an average Of 1000 fires
annually in New York City alone.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03

COLUMBUS, o., Nov. 3-Harding
il leading Governor Cox in Ohio to-
day by more than 25O,0Oo.
The commonwealth. (Greenwood, Miss.) 1896-1923, 1920-11-03
BORAH SAYS VICTORY is THE
DEATH TO LEAGUE.

NEW YORK, Nov. 3--Senator Bo-
rah, prominent opponent of the
League of Nations, in statement to-
day, declared the election "was tri-
umph for Nationalism and death to
the League of Nations"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-02-10

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EMPLOYMENT
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SALESMAN

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6 Per Cent and Safety

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BUSINESS SERVICE

HEArERS-Gas heaters. gas ranges, water heaters, Connections and repairs. Birmingham Gas and Electric Supply Co, 2o20 1st ave. Phone Main 71i0.
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TOBACCO-Natural leaf chewing and smoking to- bacco of the best grade. All orders for five pounds, and over promptly filled and shipped by parcel post. pre- paid. Price 50 cents per ID. John C.. Ivie, Route z, Martin, Tenn. y FURS-Will self manufacturers sample furs at cost while they last. saving of $15 to $50 on every piece. These furs could not be manufactured today at prices we are selling them. Beautiful se. lected pieces in fox and seal SIS 10 <D. Hillman Hotel, Room s12. !. Ladies in charge.
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DODGE

Five-rassenger; 1918; wonderful condition throughout: if you want perfectly good, late model Buick, with fine tires. see this Monday.
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MERCHANDISE ARTICLES FOR SALE GEO. E. LUM
MACHINE MAN, WITH PIKE MATrNps WnpKc

PIKE MACHINE WORKS.
 iSo5-7 AVE. A. PHONE M 2sos GENERAL MACHINERY REPAIRS; PARTICIPATING MACHINERY AND CYLINDER. BORING A SPECIALITY.
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EMPLOYMENT
HELP WANTED-MALE

w A N T E D = BOY BE- TWEEN AGES OF 16 AND 19, TO LEARN GOOD TRADE AT GOOD r A Y; PREFERABLY ONE WHO IS NOT AT TENDING SCHOOL, BUT. WILL CONSIDER HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT FOR AFTERNOONS A N D SATURDAYS; NO LOAF ] RS OR FLOATERS; ONLY THOSE WHO DE- SIRE PERMANENT PO- SETON NEED APPLY. BEFORE 6: P. M., EN-. G R AV IN G DEPART MENT, AGE-HERALD.
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SHOE SALESMEN = Caheen's Bootery requires the services of two experienced shoe sales men. Fine opportunity Tor young men of ability. Sec NIT. Crittenden.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-22
THINKoGRApHs.

On cold winter days the thought
that the future life may be steam
heated is less terrifying.
Adam forfeited Paradise for a wo-
man, and while the price is high, mil
lions have since bravely and smiling
ly taken the chance.
Listening to a jazz fox-trot on a
phcnograph makes one wonder how
many tin cans the fox had tied to his
tail when he trotted
These chaps that are always going
away for week end must have some
thing the matter with their head-or
is it the other end?
A woman's idea of close economy
is to have her husband quit smoking
A son doesn't need to amount to
much to make his mother proud of
him.
Most of the hurrying is done in an
effort to catch up, rather than to get
ahead.
Some of the dead ones manage to
avoid the undertaken for quite a
while.
If the accued goes free on a techni-
cality he is apt to regard it as a vim
dication.
Sympathy has to have financial
backing if it is of much benefit to the
poor.