Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-08

1aan, yaah. yam.
Con on down; you can't 80 wrong!
Whoop! He fumbled. There II goes.
Come aonG. kid: come aong.
Golly. look, he's roundin' third.
It's a homer; ain't q doubt
Whee-ee-eee. the boys a bird,
Some ball player |
Gosh!-He's ont!
Bolsheviki rouse your ire!
Strikes have plunged you in the
dumps?
Join the fans fantastic choir.
Take it out on Mr. umps.
Call him robbsr; worst Of chumps:
Talk about his concrete dome.
You will get your hearts desire
When the runner sprints for home
Three strikes? Robber!
Cross-eyed bum!
Someone ouEhta bean yuh good.
Who you playin' this game fore
Gosh, II I'd brick I would.
Take lead or second. BH.
feaa.yip-yee! Well, who'd . thought
it?
Gosh. that's wallopin' the pill,
Some ball player
Uh! He caught it!
Every time that officials who hay.
been investigating the OUTLAY" 'rs.s
strike can't think OF anything slsc
to do. they arrest John Grunau all
| over again.
allies Resent Wilson's Dictat.on''
says headline. II wasn't 70 hne
ago that they were real gratsful 10,
bis typewriting.
Edna says she knows some old Get
who look a. tho they we're Just I'm,
ishing out their ninth life.
The paper shortass should 500 =
be over. Factories In Esthpnia ar
already busy pulping Bcishevik
money.
Which reminds W that Germany is
starting to make two and ave markc
pieces of porcelain. II they thinl.
they can make something more easil,
breakable than the American dollar
let EN- 80 to II.
They claim these new porcelain
coins will be uoiseless, Possibly. But
German money was spsschisss long
ago.
SPRING PoxE.
At last the 1ocund spring u here.
The trees are burssoning With
buds.
And kitchen gardeners foadly count
The blossoms biooming % their
spuds.
UNsOLvED cTuNAo.
Who struck Billy Pattsyvop.
Who put the o. x II -vpsl.l
Who wrote The Young violesWr?
Who discovered that parsntDs were
vegetabiesf
Who perpetratsA lass?
VINO added up al the nv dance
steps?
who brswed tn. nrst ve,stsad
beerr
Who found out that castor oil
could be taken internaiiys
zoo LYRIC.
We envy much the lowry nula
He's very slow ana vssy thidh:
But tho the nstion's DRY - 1usl
He stiil retains his prsstins Nd
We nominate for etshenosayY PRES
ident Of the National 0vesaf Club
the kaiser. originator d that famous
Deutschland overall"
To members Of Jeans slVhe: A
stitch In time nay ave your dignity.
eoms womea relieve In wearing
overaiIs trinampd With M lees and
equipped with platinum buekles-
What worries W. however, Il this:
Ousht we have cuff buttons on our
jeans?
Well anyway. the overall movement
has taken our minds OF the euiJas-
Adam and Dws. Of ceurss, wore
Edenim.
Every % often We AissevW that
vice stu ramps and sin stu romps
in our midst. And We make the Gus
tomary noise Of being surprise.
Six vamps. II u reported. win be
gathered to form q new 'F1oradosa"
sextet.
Well. now that Pussyfoot Johnson
Is here he can see for himself how
happy We are.
Business Of chortiins.
The method devised for dispsnsins
with the periscope on the submsrine
requires 4 systsm Of Lenses on each
side Of the vssSei.
The barking Of dog ON the earth
can. 1t 10 said. % distinctly heard
by balloonists At an elevation OF
four miles.
Delaware ,was the Arst state To-
adopt the United States constitu
ton.
The first dog show Vas hsld a.
London in 1851