Douglas Island news., 1920-11-26
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duroicrt Marion. Ohio
 m v.rw of Che fact that you are rr nr hc ncNt four years. , take his opportunity tor dropping you a tow limos of confidential nature and to pass you a few chunks of ad- vice. for. believe mo. any man who stops into my shoes must have care as to how Co turn ba toes. Now chat may sound somewhat conccItcd. but it Isa cold fact nevertheless. U would bc display Of conccIt com- ne from am ordinary man. but you know me although you have not been member ol my cabinet and you know chat when , moke a statc- mert It usually has kick Go it
 Whom you move iu you win And every necouhoIo m Che White uouse deu cIuucrod up with docu- monu pertaining Go Che League of Nations or course. could have bom removed but prefer to leave hcm for you to do with as you please read. oons.ru Co tho wostc- b.skc. or manufacture into pipe uebtcrs as you deem rt and proper And. take n from me. It won't hurt you To read hom. lt might bc good for you to devote haIf am hour every morrrr before toast and coffee reading .b.m ,or Che fut six months auor you move in.
 \ dozen or moro columns iu Che papers describing how you are ang-
 ne for urrou down u Texas ro- minds me Cha. ulwo are a couple Of Grover CI.ycuuda old fishing rods i'm Che White. Houe wood shod My dignity Ina. never permitted me Co ur.e In Che nlcbou pas.imo of naue hut am informed by Che chic. o. che bureau ol fisheries that mud eats bceu biting iu thc poto- mac unm Che middle ot March. which wU b. just two weeks after .ou don thc oucu fom. ] also ! aarc Il m confidence from thc o1Ice ol tho attorney general chat fishing .bur may bc obtained from an al- alleged soa drink joint at Che cor- per Of Tmth and Pennsylvania ave- nue. Just wink at tho proprietor and utter Che one magic word. "Kcu- mesy
 You win lind several pairs Of sheep shears in tho guest towel drawer o. hc bathroom. where thcy wore hid away from my eandchu- l.m Incidentally hc White House sheep resent 1T thoy are not hard by he Gr. ol May And whit. or tbc subject of sheep wish 10 warn you amIust Che old ram with am crra twist n thc iclt horn. ue caught mc amdshIp one moru- ing a. va. stepping fo gather a muv and Che result Vas that look my meals oU a shelf m thc kitchen Tor wcek It was during uat ae.k hat ! fired Lansing just had to do something In addition .u absorbing Ir.mout
 1T ue band on Che electric wash- ue m..tne in Che basement gets slack. can mp the head elevator man aI u. Washington Monument He
 handy oua and won't charge
 wunr for tightening tho band. In aeU he cnioye being called to thc WlUc House on lue lohs Some mon arc chat way.
 Should you ever detect any mem- b.r ol your cabinet thinking for bmet take a blank walking paper from be frst riehrhmd p.geonhoIc of my old do.E insert tho offenders name and uU him hc win find his hat m Che haI You win And it win nve complications If you do he thinking for your cabinet mcm- bcr Be.weon you and mo dout see any uoco .ty for cabinets ox- cop. for clothes mywayl
 I'm Che erelt oI 1mo prominent senator or congressman having @ nnd OF hecIcr for whom hc wants iob. and If you are afraid to trust Che bushc- witch anything important eroa.c a new A'as.a bureau and putt a.m In oharec Tho matter Of cross .ue dog salmon with Boston terriers would bc m important as is thc work Of dozen different Alaska bureaus ! could name did J say O lozoue Four dozen would bo moro lo Che pom. Believe me. w. G- whom .t comes Co a pasturage for various divers and slndy bureaus Nuba furnishes tbc acreage Numor- Icauy Nmms bureaus are In tho same olaH as are thc aars Of heaven and Che auds or the aoashore
 found It made ercat hit whom ! laid aside aU dmc-won and moth- eaton traditions and went before