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The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02
FIX STOMACH
RIGHT UP
"Pape's Diapepsin" at once
ends Indigestion, Gases,
Sourness, Acidity


You don't want slow remedy when
your stomach is bad-or an uncertain
one-or harmful one-your stomach
is too valuable; you mustn't injure IL
with drastic drugs.
When your meals don't fit and you
feel uncomfortable. when you belch
gases, acids or raise sour. undigested
food. When you feel Jumps of indi-
gestion pain, heartburn or headache,
from acidity. just eat a tablet OF
Pape's Diapepsin and the stomach dis
tress is gone.
Millions of people know the magic
of Pape's Diapepsin as an antacid.
They know that Indigestion and disor-
dered stomach are so needless. The
relief comes quickly, no disappoint-
ment, and they cost so little too.-Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02
Void In fl1e Head"

sons who are subject to frequent "colds
in the head will find that the use OF
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE viii
build up the System. cleanse the Blooo
and render them less liable to colds.
Repeated attacks of Acute Catarrh may
lead to Chronic Catarrh.
. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Is tax.
en- internally and acts through the $1,000
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
All Druggists TIC. Testimonials free.
$4,000 for any case of catarrh that
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE will neg
n ]. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02
THOUSANDS have KIDNEY
TROUBLE and DON'T KNOW IT
A Trial WIN Convince Anyone.

peop 90 not realize the alarm Will
kdney Of that
S
EeeOsh~ea bS
with Kidney Trouble
the origin
the
maya
o kidney trouble acid rheu
kidney trouble
pc steahng upon YOU
he
a
health bottles at all
SPECIAL
N.
o this
many of of
men and
n. Y.
n paper.-Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02
His Part.
"What part did you take in the ar
gument with your wife?"
II listened. Judge.
His Part.

The use of soft coal will make laun.
dry work heavier this winter. Red
Cross Ball Blue will help to remove
that grimy look. At all gracers. &c.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02
bal the hosnltaI.

1.-THE girl patient over yonder- is
light-headed. doctor VIII she die?"
"She's dyed already to get ii thar
color, nurse"
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02
other,uise occupied.

Nobody. said Mr.. Groucher. is
generous enough to sy1npathize hon
estly with other peoples troubles
when he has toofhache bf his own.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02

Never take dangerous Calorlel
again! "Dodson's Liver Tone" will
start your liver and quickly rid you
of all miseries of constipation and
biliOusness; all the headache, dizzi-
ness, bad breath, sallowness and stom-
ach distress goes. Calomel sickens,
salivates, gets into the bones, cramps
you. "Dodson's Liver Tone" is per-
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02

feet substitute for Calomel and is SO
pleasant and harmless you can safely
give it to children. 1t doesn't sicken
you or shake you all up. A large bot
tie costs but few cents at your drug
gist's. Dodson's Liver Tone is guar
anteed to act better than Calomel or
you get your money back. No argu-
ment ADV.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02

A hypocrfte wants people to think
he thinks what he doesn't think.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02

Paradoxical as it may seem, the
father of one baby is usually twice
as happy as the father with twins.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02

No woman considers dress becon-
ing if it is becoming threadbare.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02
ore Of Those YeII.oh! ones.

3Sanl'How can you make pump
kin shout?H Tom"Cut the insides
out and make it holler. Boys Life.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02

"A woman isn't necessarily shallow
because her beauty is only skin deep.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02

Most women want lot of things
not because they need them, but be-
cause they cannot afford to have them.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02
'PE-RU-NA
Made Me q Well Man

Suffered thirty
years with
stomach
trouble and
hemorrhages of the bowel
Liquid or Tablet Form
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02

New Orleans. = The life of PATROL
man Henry Asset was in all likelihood
saved by &c lrge Reyer, a brother Of
.fiesr. when the latter dssarmed 10.
sepll Watson. negro, AZ years old. The
negro drew a leyolver and attempted
to shoot Patrolman Asset, the officers
say. after being placed under arrest.
Ponchatoula Women Of the Epis.
eopal Church here gave a picture
show at the Ideal Theater for raising
funds for the erection Of a church
building, and quite a neat sum was
realized.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-01-02

Morgan City-A youth giving his
name as Charley whitfield, Is years
old, and claiming Crowley as his
home, who is alleged to have attempt
ed to pass 8 forged check for 5000 on
a local bank. was taken into custody
and sent to his home in Crowley by
Mayor Shannon.
Evening star., 1920-03-30
WILL OPPOSE CANCELLATION.
Southern Railway President Up
holds Export Traffic Rates.

The Southern railway will oppose
any effort to cancel export traffic rates
from the middle west to south Atlantic
ports, President Fairfax Harrison of
the road has pointed out in telegram
to r. L. Philips of Savannah, Ga, head
of the South Atlantic Ports Associa-
ton.
II am glad to reaffirm," Mr.. Har-
rison said, the statement recently
made to the Mobile Chamber Of Com
merce that when the export rate ques-
ton is heard by the Interstate Com
merce Commission you will find us
there with every ounce Of energy we
have to resist the selfish proposal Of
the trilines that they shall be pro-
tected in a continuing monopoly as
against south Atlantic and gulf ports" "
Evening star., 1920-03-30
WILL BRING COAL
BY c. & 0. CANAL
Water Is Turned In-PIan to
Load First Boat at Cum
berIand Monday.

Despite rumors of a possible cutting
off of the supply it usually carries.
water was turned into the Chesa-
peake and Ohio canal today and plans
made to load the first coalboat of the
season at Cumberland. Md, next Mon
day.
On account of strikes. increased
cost of operation and depletion OF its
forces by the military draft. the canal
has started the last few seasons with
the greatest uncertainty as TO lts
ability to continue in operation. and
the present year promises to be no
exception to the rule.
This time the trouble is attributed
to legislation pending in the Mary
land legisla ture which, if enacted into
law, coal operators claim. will put out
of commission the small mines tnat
furnish the bulk of coal shipped to
Washington from the Cumberland
field via the canal.
the bill is fair and cannot seriously
affect the operatives.
Measure Worries Omcials.
II was admitted by officials of the
canal company today that they are
seriously concerned as to the effect
the measure Will have
Passed by the house of delegates
senate tomorrow, the bill PROVIDES
certain restrictions upon the conduct
of coal mining in Allegany and Gar
rett counties. Md Although put
through the lower house in consld-
eraoly amended form, the bill stlli
is opposed by most of the operatives,
who claim that it will close some
mines. diminish shipments and anect
the amount of coal transported over
the Chesapeake and Ohio canal.
The bill is said to have been amend.
ed so that most of it's provisions Will
have no application to mines en-
blowing not more than ten miners
regularly. This, however, 1t fs stat
ed. will affect only the very small
mines. such as are operated mainly
to produce a local supply.
One Of the principal provisions OF
the bill concerns the designation OF
a check weighman.' This official
is to be designated upon the petition
of a majority of the miners at any
time, and to be paid by them. His
duty will consist of keeping check
upon the weighing by the company's
employe. Other provisions require
the maintenance of a washroom for
miners and enforce measures for
their protection from accidents.
Evening star., 1920-03-30
CENTRAL LABOR UNION
OPPOSES RAISING FARES
Proposed Street Car Zone System
Also Disapproved-Other
Business at Meeting.

A resolution opposing increased
fares or the institution Of zone eys-
tenn on the Washington Railway and
Electric Company was adopted at
Musicians Hall last night.
Following discussion of the pro-
posed fare increase by leaders Of local
trade unions. the Legislative commit
tee Of the central body was directed
to attend the public hearing on the
street car increase tomorrow At the
District building. Delegates also gave
assurance that delegations would be
present at the hearing TO register q
protest against increased rates.
w. b. westIAke SPEAKS.
AS a part Of the general educational
campaign planned by the National
Press Committee for District Of Co
all organizations Of the city. William
B. Westlake. managing director of tho
organization. delivered an address on
the advantages labor would enjoy in
the exercise Of the right OF citizen
ship.
MI. westlake reviewed the work of
the committee. He declared that the
work Of the committee IL receiving
hearty support from organized labor
in every section Of the country. as
well as the civic and other bodies.
Endorsement was given H. r. bill
lS0oO, regulating tuc oTHSihS ihso
the city. distribution and sale of milk.
New Constitution Adopted.
The new constitution of the organi-
zation, which has been in formative
stage since the beginning Of the cal-
endar year, was adopted after some
changes suggested by President Sam
uel Gompers of the American Fedora
ton of Labor.
The demands made by local union
M S75 of the street car operators
was, Endorsed. Later this matter will
be passed upon by the central body
and committee appointed to press
the case.
Oficial Endorsement was given the
non-partisan political campaign now
being pushed all over the country by
The American Federation of Labor.
Evening star., 1920-03-30
TELLS HOW WOMEN MAY
REDUCE LIVING COST.
Mrs. M. L. Danforth Urges That
They Purchase Necessities
Only, Eschewing Luxuries.

That the women Of the country, who
spend 80 per cent of the nations in
come. can cut down the high cost
of living by purchasing only the
necessities and eschewing luxuries is
the opinion of Mrs. NJ L. Danforth
Of the Department of Justice anti
high-price campaign. who addressed
the monthly meeting of the District
Of Columbia Federation of women's
Clubs last night at the Hotel Har-
rington.
Mrs. Danforh urged the women of
Washington to assist the Department
Of Justice in ferreting out cases of
prof1teering by filling out the COM
plant cards furnished by the de-
partment.
The federation passed a resolution
urging the District Commissioners to
set acide day devoted to tree plant
ing each year. Support for the pro-
posed good health home for working
women was asked by Mrs. Eleanora
Folkmar Of the Women's Evening
Clinic. .''
Acting upon a resolution introduced
by Miss Elizabeth Reese Of the edu-
Evening star., 1920-03-30
ZONE FARE OPPONENTS
INVITED TO HEARING
W. B. Westlake Warns That Pro-
posed Street Car Plan May
Be Adopted. :.

A reminder to the civic organizations
of the city to attend the hearing at
the District building at 10 o'clock to-
morrow morning If they are opposed
to a zone system Of street car fares
was issued today by W. P. Westlake,
president OF the Federation of Citi-
zens' Associations.
Mr.. Westlake's Statement.
Mr.. Westlake made the following
statement: :
There Is grave and immediate dan
ger Of the zone fare system Of street
car transportation being imposed upon
the people Of Washington.
'The public hearing upon the ques-
ton begins In the board room Of the
District building. Wednesday morning.
March 81. at 10 o'clock.
TT ID important that you and <he
embery Of your association back up
the representatives. Of the federation
by a showing Of numbers which will
indicate to tho commission that the
people arc aro.scd on the subject.
please get busy IN your association
and arrange for q delegation not only
the hrst day but every day while. the
hearing continues"
An ofncial Of the utilities .conmisGS IN
said today that an erroneous impres-
Evening star., 1920-03-30
ROBBERIES REPORTED.
Gold Watch, Silk Shirts, Silver Tea
Set Among Losses.

Sam Moy. 80 F street. reported
to the police that two coats were
stolen from his premises
j. Raymond White. kensington
apartments reported the disappear
ance of gold watch valued at S25
from a house on Harvard street.
Some one yesterday afternoon visit
ed the home of Maggie Cross, 1910
18th street. and stole a silver tea set
and water pitcher.
Theft of one dozen silk shirts. ten
silver pirs tn chains and three
nickel waite 19S WAS reported by Sam
'Iel tladoVs<!. 111f eth street.
Burglars sized "a 'unChroom at
cDs 18th street sunday night. entered
through Il skyiisht and stole $50 in
change
Howard Raymond Campbell. 20 But
tonwood street. New Bedford. Mass.
told the police Of the theft of $50
from his roo n hotel
Evening star., 1920-03-30
Soldiers Improved in Service.

A compilation Of the physical measure
ments Of s73,16s soldiers on induction
into the Army during the world war and
Of 102.so4 on discharge indicates that
there was an average gain Of 8.85
pounds in weight and Of .2S inches in
height during the period Of service. ac-
cording to q bulletin issued by tho War
Dooartment
Evening star., 1920-03-30

sion exists in the minds of some citi-
zens that the commission regulates
the rate of fare on the basis of 6 per
cent return on the stock of the COM
pany. He pointed out that the fare is
fixed SO as to give the company a s
per cent return on it's physical valua-
Evening star., 1920-03-30

tiles Commission tomorrow and pro-
test against the proposed increase of
street car fares. Mrs. Howard L.
Hodgkins, president. presided.
Evening star., 1920-03-30

tion, the members voted thanks to the
Senate committee for investigating
the Washington public school system.
Home Gardens Advocated.
Mrs F. L. Ransome advocated the
Evening star., 1920-03-30

gardens this year.
j. c. Suter asked the support of
the federation in obtaining suffrage
for the District.
Members of the federation were
asked by Mrs. Mary W. Johnson.
chairman of the civic committee, to
attend the meeting of the Public Util-
Evening star., 1920-03-30

The Saturday half-holiday is NC
novelty; it was the rule in England
in the thirteenth and fourteenth cen
turtles
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24

head. You would separate my gobole from my strut-and with the very axe that I have so often perched upon to open up my tailfeathers and belittle the puny hen.
 All during the summer months, ever since the day pushed my way through an egg shell, have been treated roy ally. Food aplenty has been served me. Where the rest of the farm flock got scrapings I got wheat and corn and mash. Do you wonder that I was naughty.
 In comparison to the unmusical cock a. doodle.do of the rooster, my melodious gobble-g -gobble has had tone of superiority. And like the lion in the jungle, I have been king of the barnyardi
 But it doesn't mean anything!
 have been tricked For every pound of food I have eaten, I must
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24
ADJUTANT GENERAL
 -FAVORS DOND ISSUE

Declaring for the public improve mcnts that will be made possible through the bond issue. Adiutant Gen. eral Walter s. Ingalls, yesterday stated that he was in favor of the issue which will come before the tax payers at the election on Saturday.
 Everyone is a needed improvement, and now is the time to carry on the work It is at just such a time-when work is slacking-that public improve ments should be carried on.' said Colonel Ingalls,, who sees employment for many ahead if the issues carry.
 The adjutant general is particularly interested in the .$40000 bond issue for the armory. This amount is the city's quota toward the $100,000 armory, the balance of which already is available.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24
THIRTY NINE IN HOUSE
 IF REPRESENTATIVES

There appears to be prevailing mis- understanding regarding the number of members of the house of the legislature under the districting law. Four people out of five are of the belief that there are 3S members, whereas there are 39- Under the law the delegations of only two counties were increased. Three were added to Maricopa and one to Pinal. Under the old apportionment there were 35 members of the house.
 In the fifth legislature the Republi- cans will have 8 majority of one in the senate, and the Democrats a similar margin in the house.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24
YAVAPAI MAJOR|T|ES GO ID REPUBLICAN
 STATE CANDIDATES

Returns from Yavapai were filed with the secretary of state yesterday showing majority for every Repub- hcan on the state ticket. In the north ern county every initiative measure was also defeated
 There remain only Yuma and Ma vajo counties to be heard from to com plete the list of returns from the II counties in the state
 The Yavapai returns follow: R..3 625.
 United States senator-Smith. D., 2491; Cameron, R., 32S9.
 Congressman = Hayden, D., 2960; Dunseath, R., 2416.
 Judge supreme court-McAlIister, D., 2269; Flanigan, R., 1891.
 Governor-Mit Sims, D.. 244s; Camp bell, R., 3702.
 Secretary of state-Ross, D., PAST; Rall, R., 3O1s.
 Auditor-Mynch. b, 226s; Fairfield. R., 2929.
 Treasurer-Earhart. D.. 24ss; Estill. R.. 28O4
 Attorney general-Jones, D.. 2ssO; Galbraith R., 3194. Superintendent of schools-Peterson D., 2040; Toles, R.. 3527. Corporation comnission-Va D., 23S1; Reed, R.. 2S42
 State mine nspector-Foster D., 2040; White, R., 3567. Tax commission Luke, 2241; Hughes, 2229; Kuchler, 1871: Parker, 153s.
 10o-Yes, S57; 1O1-no, 2371. 1O2- Yes, BPS; 1OS-no. 226S. 104-Yes 1642; 105-no, 2299. 300-Yes. 1103; 301-no, 2311. 302-Yes, 125S; 303-no 2G39. 304-Yes, 1439; 305-no, 2244 1 30e-Yes, 1888; S07-no. 2295. 30S- Yes, 4S2; 309-no. 3543. 310-Yes 1433; 311-no, 2243 312-Yes, 1716; l 313-no 19q4
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24

give a pound of flesh For every cole orfuI feather in my tail there will be a place in some youngsters Indian suit For every gobble-gobbIe I have spoken there will be a yum yum ere long.
 Little did l think. in my fattenfng up days, that my plump and graceful body would some day grace-in silent glory-the very platter that have oft entimes fed from.
 And little did believe that the stump out by the barn from which I have sneaked up and plucked an unsuspect- ing worm would be the very spot where would lay my head down in final sleep.
 Oh, I know what's going on.
 It makes me nervous.
 As my ancestors have gone. shall I
 What do you mean. THANKsGv- ING?
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24
BY EMMY TURKEY As Gobbled by Hal M. Cochran NJ = C+.fF Horrae.ordan&

BARNYARD, Nov. 24-So I am to understand that you want this to be ''bird' of a story. Well, perhaps you will want to call it the swan song'' of turkey when you have heard my tale of woe a
 For To-. these many months has the turkey family had the merry ha ha on the rest of the egg laying species. It has been my wont to hold my head up high and wallx-nay, strut-around with an air of superiority.
 It has been my pleasure to look down upon mere chicken. I have scorned the associations of the waddling duck!
 And now you would cut my air of superiority short-and tcut'' certainly expresses just what I mean.
 You would rob me of my naughty
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24
sToRAeE RATTERIEs

STORAGE BATTERIES Manufacturers of batteries and elec-
 trical appliances. PHOENIX AUTO ELECTRICAL co. fS07 w Washington ti
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24
LEAVES ID ATTEND
 OBREGOV INAUGURA

Col. J. E. Thompson, who will rep resent Gov. Thomas E. Campbell at the inauguration of Gen. sAlvaro Obregon as president of Mexico, left last even ing for the capital He was accom- panied by Mrs. Thompson and Adolfo T. Pecina, president of the Latin Pro- tective league. who will act as Colonel Thcmpson's secretary.
 The party will be met at Juarez by representatives of General Obregon and make the remainder of the trip in the private car Of the president-elect.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24

Lady (to new servantsl: You quite understand. Bridget. that l shall only be at home every Wednesday from three to five2"
 Bridget: 'sYis, um. Gro herself): Bridget, me swate soul, if iver wo- man had a hivenly sitivation. sure it's yourself has got 1t. Wild the mis- thress only at home two hours livery wake, phwat a roarin' toime Oi can ave av iti''-Spare Moments.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24
On the Go

Mrs. Calder says if housing con- ditions don't improve she may have to live in her motorcar."
 That would be the obvious thing to do," replied Mrs. Snipperton. She practically lives in it now."-Birming- ton Age Herald.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24

Real Estate - Loans - Insurance
 FRANK R. STEWART Nj. of R. B. PHONE 1891 Phone 1897 = 1T " Adams St If
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24
WANTED HELP-MALE

WANTED - Experienced insurance solicitor. Inquire ct 15 p. Adams St.
 q
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24

Charlotte, N C., requires a $500 bond to be put up by every taxi cab driver in the city.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24
TYPEWRITER REPAIRING

The Typewriter Inspection Go. All makes overnauled. repaired and rebuilt 40 s. Fourth Ave. Prompt service. Phone 149S If
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24
THREATENING

MONOGRAPHS, bicycles, etc, re- paired; saw filing done right. 131 East Monroe. Phone 1899 If
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24

aANANTED-Man with team and wagon to haul dirt. Apply early this morning to r. H. Davis, SIT N. Elev- epth Ave 1t
Arizona republican., 1920-11-24
SCHOOL OF MUSIC

Everything in music. expression languages and dancing. Phone 1909. If
 REAL ESTATE OFFICES
 CENTRAL. ARIZONA LAND co. Speciality Casa Grandc Valley Lands 415 National Bank of Arizona Building
The Evening Missourian., 1920-01-07
TO MAKE CANVASS OF r. 0. T. G.
Problem Of Summer Military Camps
To BE Decided Soon.

A canvass among the students in
the X. o. T. G. will soon be made to
determine how many wish to go to
summer camp, what camp they favor
and what. time during the summer
will suit the largest number.
The list of camps submitted by the
district inspector contain Camp Gus
ter, Michigan; Fort Smelling. Mime
sofa; Camp Taylor. Kentucky; Camp
Lee, Virginia; Camp Devans, Massa-
chusetts; Camp Funston, Kansas; !;
Fort Logan, Colorado; Fort Russell,
Wyoming and Presidio. California.
Five students have given Preside as
their choice.
Lieutenant Colonel Persons will re-
comend the five camps favored by the
largest number of students. Colonel
Persons said that he could not pro-
mise that the students would be per-
mitted to attend any camp they elect.
The Evening Missourian., 1920-01-07
1919 WAS A WARN, WET YEAR
Weather Bureau Report Shows Ten
per,ture and Rainfall Above Normal

Weather Bureau Report Shows TEN.
perature and Rainfall Above Normal.
The temperature for the year OF
1919 averages 1k degrees warmer
than usual according to the annual re-
mort of the Weather Bureau. The
highest temperature OF the year was
1O2 degrees on August 6. The lowest
temperature was IL below zero on
January 3. The total rainfall for the
year was 1898 inches which is LII
over the normal amount. The heav-
lest snowfall occurred in February
the total being inches for the en-
tire month.
There were 10z rainly days, 15s
clear days, 100 partly cloudy days and
107 cloudy days.
January. February, March, April,
June, July. September, and October
were warmer than usual December
was unusually cold. August and No
vember were normal. January. Feb
ruary, March. April, June. and July
were rather dry but enough rain fell
in May, August. September, October
and November to raise the total
amount over the average.
The Evening Missourian., 1920-01-07
FRENCH SEND MEMORIAL BOOKS
Former Member Of A. Z. =. To Re-
ceive Souvenir PamDhlets.

The French government has print
ed souvenir memorial pamphlets to
be distributed to all former members
of the A. e. F.. according to word re-
ceived from the recruiting office a
ST. Louis.
The books, whish contain a history
of Americas part in the World Wal
and the extent Of the French losses
may be obtained by overseas men by
sending or taking their discharge pa.
pers to any u s. recruiting office.