The Glenwood post., 1920-03-20
JASON pEPPpER TALKS POLITICS
Waitabit, March IL, 1920

Waitabit, March 10, 1890
Editor NV The News:
The plot is thickenin. / red in the
paper tibet Billy Sunda hez shide his
hat into the ring fer president en- at
the same time hez pict Billy Bryan ez
hix runnin mate. Tha air both wherl
wind speakers en- will squirt finger in
to the campane.
| Tha mite not run wei in New Jer-
sey en- Texas, but l am here tn sa tina
can carry Bolder county, en- mebbe
Larimer en- Weld in Colorado. Billy
sunda lis SO konfident he can win tibet
he hez alredy CONSTRUCTED his cabinet.
For secretary NV state he IL hezitatin
between H. C. Loge en- Ma Sunda,
which shoze he IL playin fer the vim
min vote. 1 wont undertake tn de-
side the questyn fer him, tina air both
nice en- the appointment NV eether
wun wud hev the same effect on the
kuntry.
Herbert Hoover is tn be postmaster
general, tibet will meme wun letter q
da fer eech person en- we ma hev to
show a ticket to get that; leastwaze
thet's the wa he handled singer. Sun
da seq he hez desided tn be president
tn keep the "back-bitin, graspin,
theevin bunch NV dirty pOlatishums
frum the presidenshul chare." All
luther candidates will now understand
wher tina "air iat.'
| Now tibet the rale rodes hev bin
turned back, want wun abominashun
corrected. When the government set
up unyun ticket offs on Wciton
street it put in counter a half mile
long with lot NV dapper, nice young
men to waite on the pepul hoo wanted
to bi tickets A man wantin ticket
to Glenwood Springs tackled the furst
clerk he cum to hoo was probably Just
fnishin up with anuther customer. 81
want ticket to Glenwood Springs SEE
shoin eny sins tibet he herd, would
walk quarter NV nile to make
change for the luther customer, Gu
befor he got back sumbody els grabb
ed him, en- the Glenwood Springs man
J wud tackel anuther clerk. en- IT took
| frun fifteen minits to en- hour to get
| -. Il, No.
lay to sho sum NV his good horse sens
en- divide this long counter into sec
tons, wun fer the ID. & r. g., anuther
fer the b. en- NJ, wun fer the u T.
ctsetera, so when l want to go sum
wher, will know which man tt 20
to, en- he vii be nj mete until { get
/ mi ticket. Unkel Sam il CRATE in sum
things, but he don't kno how to run n
ralcrode. He OF tu stop rate 1iscrin-
inashuns en- let it go at that. The Nc,
Adoodlin experiment wus not salts
factory. / motifs tibet Ugene Debs is
yere.
Wun thing IL sertin, if he shud he
elected the offs seekers can I poster
him en- he cant 90 tu Paris ecther. He
vii be like the llulerd prisoner in Can
ON Sittyy thet Tom lyman tole me
about. He sed two NV them wer brall-
in rock on hot day en- wun sed tn
the luther, "What time IL it, Sam?'
en- Sam sed, "What you want to kno
the time fer, youse not gwine envy
place.
Runnin fer president hez becum a
habit with Debs en- Bryan. Tha OF to
take the Keely cure. It's hard tu
change en- ole mans waze. That
makes me think NV wun NV Judge
Yaman S jokes.
| He asst me the differens betwene en-
ole man en- wurm? / sed wun diff
ems wuz n wurm. cudent sprane its
ankel but he sed that amt it, a
chicken gets EN- both.
will be down to Denver to here Sir
Oliver Ioge when he lectures on specr-
its, see hi the papers that he IL
speekin tn crowded houses wherever
he goze. Their is en- estonishin desire
on the part NV the pepul tn lern all
tina can NV the whereabouts NV depart
ed speerits, en- the man hoo hez furst-
hand infermashun viii be reserved with
open arms.
So no more at present.
JASON r. PEPPER