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The Washington times., 1920-11-18
HE WON'T GET OUR PoEfS.

The saving that Poets were born. not
made"
used TO think was honestly true.
But II and s" Poets have since srrived,
Well! how does their junk strike you?
i've read /. while briny tears dr!pped frcm
my eye.
And now, let me sive you this hunch-
II you don't change your topics and manner
of life
why, the Devil will dull hts fork or this
bunch VAN.
The Washington times., 1920-11-18
WILL DO more good.

WILL DO more good.
THIS BUDDY says.
AND SPREAD more
cheer.
THAN THEY could do.
OR THEY could spread.
IN OTHER way.
AND WHO are they.
WHO WRITE to US.
OF DOING good.
AND SPREADING cheer!
THEY'RE SOLDIER boys.
| FROM OVERSEAS.
WITH TWO years gone.
SINCE w RI N G
ceased.
WHO LIE in rows.
ON HIGH white beds.
The Washington times., 1920-11-18
g. 11EARDa ~
THE GIRLS OF 'FoLLIEs- AND
WA luVNGrnN rAkVEG

WARRINGTON CAKES.
Tho 0t'I Of the green costume IN the
"FoIltes" called the editor to tell him
chat tho girls Of "Follies" think Of
Washington coke-eoters
"Just como dopn to the alley leading
from the stage entrance at tho National
0ny night at 1850 and see the flock OF
cakers pditin0 there to ldn,p tho gtris,'
she said.
what do you think Of thcmf'
"Not 80 much" uas the ansUer. "Ir
other cities the dudes and cdkers seem
to have some an, bition and some money,
out the Washington eroUd oppedrS to
houe neither. The girls have been AFRAID
to 90 ovt Uith any Of them for dinner
for fear they ril horo to poy the bill
! asked one otl rho the blondtre DdH.
ing to see her uds. Hes my near
sport ros her ansuer. ~ 90 to a
restaurant Uith him I toont to be sure
Fpe got money 1ith me.
The Washington times., 1920-11-18
THESE LOST BREECHEs.

The vigilant eyes OF II. and S.
nuts have recently caught in To-
cal papers two ads OF lost
"breeches." and the nuts are be-
ginning to wonder what's happen
ing.
r. L. calls attention to a lost
ad. in "the best little paper in
the District, The Times" and
says II looks rough. She cut II
out with a hairpin and sends II In.
The advertiser asks fer the re-
turn OF a pair Of army officers
breeches" lost last week near
Twentieth street and Allen place.
The Washington times., 1920-11-18
1T CERTAINLY WOULD.

II we notice little pleasures
As we notice little pains;
II we quite forget our losses
And remember all our gains;
II we looked for peoples virtues,
And their faults refused to see,
What q comfortable, happy.
Cheerful place this world would be
II. y. w, Sr
The Washington times., 1920-11-18
DATE-BREAKING.

Clever EDMUND NJ. O'SULLIVAN
recently offered to give a recipe foi
curing girls Of date-breaking. He re-
ceived so many requests for his recipe
that he was swamped. He writes
that the recipe applies equally to
boys and girls. II anything he be.
,ieves boys are worse than girls as
offenders. His Wow Is:
Keeping q date Is to meet an obli-
cation, the same as any other
promise. A mans or girls word
should be kept and the breaking Of
= date is often to show disrespcct to
the person with whom the date is
broken. Parents are often to blame
for not teaching their children res
pect for a promise and for a person
to whom n promise is made. Teach
| ing proper manners could well be
taken up in the public schools.
HE STUTTERED.
A suffering soldier on his way
home from France saw hts command
ng officer fall overheard and tried to
ell the neat officer about II. He made
IN awful mess of II and the officer
| said: "Sing st." He sang It:
should old acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to mind,
The general has fell overheard,
And 10 twenty miles behind.
J. Il. LLOYD.
A NUTS CONSOLATION.
In spite Of creeds and cults and doubts,
| 'Tls mighty good to feel
No matter what the future state
We are promised square deal,
The Washington times., 1920-11-18

A GENERAL COMPLAINT.
Business High School boys seem
20 give all their attention to fresh"
girls. BILLIE.
The Washington times., 1920-11-18

MT. RAINIER BEAUTIES.
ESTHER ]. gave me these initials
of some attractive beauties OF Mt.
Rainier: L. H, X. O.. V. p. f. l."
NJ. c., NJ. P, NJ. b. r. p, V. F., II. s.
L. Q.
The Washington times., 1920-11-18

AND SOME Of them.
WITH LIMBS in casts.
AND ALL Of them.
STILL BEARING wounds
THAT HAVEN'T healed
AND STRANGE it is.
KNOW a man.
QUITE RICH in health.
AND RICH in wealth.
WHO NEVER thinks.
THAT HE might help.
AT CHRISTMAS time. =
BUT THEN, Of course.
HE Is so busy.
SEEKING CHEER.
FOR JUST himself.
HE HASN'T time.
II THANK you.
The Washington times., 1920-11-18
II Is no wonder Missouri girls
are sweet. Amt they Mo. lassesf
J. u.

For FRED HAFELFINGER. the
Math: II II takes nine yards OF
mosquito netting to make n pair
OF pajamas Cor an elephant. how
long will II take sock.eyed
grass-hopper with q wooden LEG
to punch n hole in q doughnutf
I. L n
The Washington times., 1920-11-18
Who makes the best wine
old man Berry or his son?
why the ELDER BERRY, OF
course?
HARPER's FERRY.

A BACHELORS PRAYER.
Marriage to some Is paradise
To others II Is hell.
| To still others IL Is half and half
AMT WE GLAD WE NEVER FELL
DUNCAN EARLE.
The Washington times., 1920-11-18

A red-haired woman seldom
goes insane. but did you ever see
one real mad TORCH1.
The Washington times., 1920-11-18

OH, YOU PACHYDERM.
Mr. l.. L. FANT registered at
a hotel, whereupon the clerk
promptly asked him II he had a
TRUNK. II. SMITH.
The Washington times., 1920-11-18
HE SUFFERED.
A NUTS CONSOLATION.

In spite Of crceds and cults and doubts,
'Tls mighty good to feel
No matter what the future state
we are promised . square deal"
8. L L
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-10-23
Jones Adds Word to
Plea of Stockmen of
State for Relief

senator \. a. Jones on a visit to
Albuquerque has added his word to
tho plea Of the stockmen OF New
Mexico for further relief from the
war finance corporation. Joint telc-
grams were sen to David +. Hous-
ton secretary OF the treasury by the
New Mexico Wool Growers associa-
ton, the New Mexico Cattle and
Horse Growers association and MIR.
Jones.
Mr.. Jones' tent the following tclc-
gram.
81 am In close touch with the live
stock Industry In this state and ear
nestly urge tile continuance of activ-
tiles OF tho war finance corporation.
this situation should I've considered u
part OF tho war and dealt with a.
iuch. Conditions are critical and I
sincerely trust immediate relief Will
DO provided"
I'VE heartily endorse action OF ag-
riouitural conference October ~ and
urgently request hat war finance COR
potBtion bc continued" stated the
combined telegram OF theitwo stock
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-10-23
PLANNING HEALTH
PROGRAM IN STATE
Red Cross Worker Here
Considering Extension
of Work

whereas other states In the west
look to the American Red Cross to
provide their people with recreational
advantages or social service in the
new community program OF tho or
u~anisation. New Mexico Is most
eager for tho health work. Com
munlty nurses. public clinics and
other public health measures consti-
tute the program OF the majority OF
towns In this state, Miss Jessie /.
Lummis. assistant manager OF the
mountain division Of the Red Cross.
has found In her travels through New
Mexico.
Miss f.ummis "A In Albuquerque for
conferences with the various leaders
OF the Red Cross in planning he new
program. Since the plan for the In
stnliment OF the salvage and shop
here for the support OF n community
nurse MS the nucleus OF n public
clinic, has already been decided up
on, Miss Lnmn,ls Is simply Offering
suggestions and advice for the execu-
ton OF the plans,
Plans will also be made for the
1020 Toll call OF the Red Cross. Al
buquerque has been apportioned a
quota OF 1000 members for this year.
The drive for members VIM begin on
Armistice Day and continue until
Christmas. IL is planned to cover the
city completely with workers and
finish tho roll call on the first day.
A much smaller membership vas OBJ
tanned last year, partly due to the
fact that money was In the local
treasury left over from the war
drives. Half OF the membership fees,
or fz.O0O.H h quota Is filled, Will
remain In Albuquerque for the COM
munity work.
All over the United States the work.
ing organizations are adapting them
selves TO he homo scrvicc program
with as much enthusiasm as they did
to tho war work, without the emo
tional strain, Miss Lummia says,
The Red Cross goes into each town
and provides that part OF community
life which IL most needed. Where
there are no other organizations pro-
vidins recreational opportunities the
Rcd Gross establishes club ccnters
and Fairgrounds. In many cities the
HE'D Cross co-operntes with already
existing organizations for the enlarge
mcnt and Improvement OF some pro-
jCct which has been started. Often
the Red Cross voaturcs to experiment
with some community project which
In later taken over by the proper or
Plantations whom the value has been
proven.
a trimming school for social service
workers has been established In Dem
Vcr by the Red Cross. A twelve
weeks course In given to fit women
for the various forms OF home service
work which the organization Is do
Ing throughout the west. II is hoped
TO establish this school as a regular
training school with a full years
course.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-10-23
Stock Judging
Contest Is Open to
All Girls and Boys

There is no discrimination against
u boy or girl In New Mexico under
10 years of age in the state stock
Judging contest at the state college on
October 30, II Is cmphaSized In a
statement from Il. q. Foster. state
club leader. Any effort which has
been made to prevent boys and girls
from entering this contest is erron-
cOus, says Mr.. Foster.
The contest Is one hat Is open to
every boy and girl In the state rep
%resenting an agricultural high school,
10 vocational high school, rural con-
solidated school or boys and girls
clubs. The purpose OF the contest
il Il select a team Of three boys
to represent the state In a non-col-
lcgiatc r.ock judging contest AT tho
International Livestock exposition at
Chicago In November. llulea and
regulations were sent out several
weeks q
The contest will he held at state
college. NJ NJ. Zach school district
or county IL asked to pay transpor-
tation OF the boys and girls repre-
scnting their district. Upon arriving
TT Las Cruises the contestants become
the guests Of the college.
c. 4. Monroe, director OF extern
sion OF State College will act AK super
lntcndcnt OF the contest. J. L. Ian
tow. head OF the animal husbandry
department will act MS one OF the
judges. DIR. A. ID. Grille has been APP
poineNd by the New MeXco Cattle
and Horse Growers association TO
represent them as tho second judge,
Tho state department OF vocational
education has been asked 10 select the
third Judge.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-10-23
Big Demand for S~teQograpbers
And Private Secretaries
Albuquerque Business College Has Trained Hundreds Who NOV
Enjoy Success.

why not be a s~tonoErapher or pri-
vate secretary There IL a great OPP
%portunity IN tho business world today
for specially trainec young men and
women along Hecretarial lines. 1r you
want to demand the highest salary.
then your training must be broader
than that OF the average person and
commensurate with the remunera-
ton you anticipate to ultimately COM
mand. Remember that this a. an age
OF specialization and that n Must,
TO attain the highest degree Of Sue
cess, be specially prepared In his par
ticulRr chosen vocation or profession.
Without this preparation, your cham
COS for success are apprcciably mar
rowed and you cannot hope 10 COM
pete with those who possess the 10
essnry and requisite qualifications.
We have specialists in law. medicine,
science. and business and they are
the ones who receive the big fees and
extraordinary salaries.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-10-23

In days of yore. the tired business
man. was prone to occupy a front
seat at the snappiest and most dar-
ing musical comedy In town. hut now
he has transferred his attention and
avoirdupois to the bald headed row
at the Al q. Barnes circus, for bc
u known. ue former singing and
dancing queens have mounted horses
and invaded the white tops.
This new departure Is SAID 10 have
been first attempted by the Barnes
Z ring circus which exhibits In AL
buquerque on October 3Oth.
As described by Barnes rcpresen-
tative, II IL an operaticN chorus OF 40
girls OF noticeable pulchritudc, i6 OF
Thorn beauties and the other 20 not
at all hard on the eyes; clad In cos
tunes that cost Barnes many dollars.
but containing about as much nlmy
material as a one piece bathing suit;
they are mounted on 30 horses that
dance while the girls sing srapd
opera, led by Miss Bessie Harvey.
the first prima donna of the white
tops; this operate cquestricnne eX-
t~ravRganzn" occupies u front line of
449 feet, and during the rendition.
myriads OF love birds descend on
the fair choristers.
And then. for varieties sake, sea
liohs play ball while n chimpanzcc
umpires the game; camels juggle
wolves from their humps, while girls
wrestlc tigers and men fight Briz-
ely bears.
In the Barnes performance there Is
reported 10 be 10 wild animal acts
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-10-23
Former Governor Otero
And Wife Return to
The State to Vote

Former Governor Otero and Mrs
Otcrt passed through Albuqueruuc
til = morning on their, WAY TO Sant,
re. They came horc from the canal
Yone and sill remain until Soy. . IN
order TO cast their vote In the coming
rlcctlon. They will return immed-
lately to Panama.
MIR. otero Ii now n u. S. marshal
in The canal son lie was in the
a.atc for a short visit following the
democratic national convention which
he attended. He made stops In New
York and Washington on his return
here this time.
Mr.. and Mrs. Otero said they were
anxious to get back to the canal
zone as the cool weather here was
not to their liking after the temperate
climate OF the m
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-10-23

men's associations. Necessity for H.
ndncinF breeders of both cattle and
sheep during this tight financial ait-
uation II Imperative. The prevailing
rates OF Interest together with calling
OF lonns by banks throughout tho
country rs causing ruin ms disaster
TO q great many OF our cattle and
sheep men. Definite and immediate
Keller must be given"
Both stock associations In this state
have appealed for further sxteuHions
OF federal loans to live stock growers.
The war finance corporation replied
to the Wool Growers that these loans
were purely "a war emergency n
should have been paid IL year ARC.
The corporation promised no relief.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-10-23

You can tecoino an expert EtruQs-
raphcr or private secretary. The Al
b~uqueroue Business College. with ~
wonderful advantages facilities and
equipments extends 70 you tho an
usual opportunity. It's superior fac
uity, thorough teaching and hlnh
grade OF work. will surely appeal 70
you and qualify you for tha higher
positions" do not pr~ocrhatnaie but
get In line for Advancement md en-
roll now for the winter term which
opens on Nov. l.. BY 30 doing you
Will be taking the Initial steps for a
Huecessful business career. Write.
phone or call, Aibuquerque business
college, Korber building. Phone g21
j.. r. Coodeii. president.
The Gerald Il the New Mexico
paper that takes ths want" ont
of Want Ads ~ bringing Results.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-10-23
LEGAL NOTICES
NOTICE or SUIT,

NOTICE OF SUIT.
No. 1885.
State Of New Mcxieo. County Of BernalillO,
In the District Court.
Minnie D. Miller, Plaintiff,
Allen r. Miller, Defendant.
To tho Above Named Defendant
You are hereby notified that . suit has
been filed against you In the said Court and
County BY the above named plaintiff, In
which the said plaintiff pFaya for 90 nhsn'
lutte divorce on the grounds Of abandonment.
Aud you are further notified that unless
you enter or esuse TO he entered your ap'
n~esrancn In said cause on or before the 7th
day Of December, A, d. 1890, judgment will
b. rendered 10 said cause agalnst you BY
default. and the relief prayed for viii b
granted.
The name Of the pisintiff's attorney "a
John Baron Burg whose pOs'oities sddres'
(sssiY NEsToR NoNToYA.
Clerk.
By HARRY ,. LEE,
Deputy
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-10-23

The %precocious infant had Just re-
turned from his first day at school.
registering Intense ennui. The an
xious family gathered around.
donald asked his mother, what
did YOU learn today
Nothing"
what. nothing AT ail?"
Nope; there vas a mi there
who wanted TO know how TO spell
cat, so I TOLD her. That's ail."-The
American Legion Weekly.
There are $4,000 blind persons In
the United States.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-10-23

alone. besides innumerabic features
that have never before been present
ed, to say nothing OF the 40 clowns
and the music by the circus bands OF
60 pieces. led by Edward A. Woeck-
cner. who believes In the old adage,
music hath charms etc" and wield'
The baton accordingly.
WANTED-Cotton rags ut the
Hcrnlh Officl. Job nepL.
The Concordia sentinel., 1920-11-27

time. l didn't hurt Red Kelly none:
lust shook n little sense into him.
but l reckon It'll he q week befOr
COwan gets out much. Then I come
down here"
ITO ask me to marry your"
'"That's the idea. told 'em I'd do
II. 'Tnin't likely you'll feel now the
same way you did at first. but II you
do, then I'm In the game. amt GOT
much; | told you all bout that. but
If you're a mind TO rough It up on
the Cottonwood. I'm here to go shares
with you"
The girl gazed at him in silence, her
breath coming quickly. almost in sObs.
a strange, misty light in her eyes.
"You-actually wunt me to marry
your"
"Sure; THAT'S what I come back for. {"
"Are-are you after that twenty-five
hundred dOIlars?"
HI, no." emphatically. 81 forgot
to tell you bout that. won't take a
d-n cent of II. That's what told
them hounds an I'll tell Mccarthy the
same thing. ! amt that kind to mar
~ no girl cause she's cot coin. The
FIVE hundred Is yours. fair an square.
but there don't nOne o that ,w0 thu
The Concordia sentinel., 1920-11-27
HOW DOCTORS
TREAT COLDS
AND The FLU
First Step in Treatment Is a Brisk
Purgative With Calotabs, the
Purified and Refined Calornel
Tablets that are Nausea
less, Safe and Sure. y,

Doctors have found by experience
that no medicine for colds. and inhu-
enza can be depended upon for full ef-
fectiveness until the liver is made thor
oughly active. That is why the first
step in the treatment Is the new, nausea
less colonel tablets called Calotabs,
which are free from the sickening and
weakening effects Of the old style calo-
mel. Doctors also point out the fact
that an active liver may go long way
towards preventing influenza and is one
Of the most important factors in en-
abIing the patient to successfully with
stand an attack and ward of pneu-
monia.
One Calotab on the tongue at bed
time with . swallow Of water-that's
all. No salts, no nausea nor the slight
est Interference with your eating, pleas
ure or work. Next morning your cold
has vanished, your liver is active, your
system Is purified, and you are feeling
fine, with Q hearty appetite for break
fast. Druggists sell Cslotabs only in
original sealed packages, price thirty
fve cents. Your money will be cheer
fully refunded If you do not find them
delightfuL-(AdV.i
The Concordia sentinel., 1920-11-27
Altar of Roses.

The climatic conditions In the low
or mountains of Bulgaria are favor
able 10 the production Of the best va
rieties of oil roses. The variety most
grown Is the red damask rose. ma
tive of Persia, and. in the times OF our
fathers, very popular In America.
Cotbaripe de Medic'. who . a. 3a%
s,onately fond of the odO, I:Hoses. Sc
lected the then called Valley de VAR
for their growth and small factories
were established there. Today this
little valley in the south of France
leads not only In the production OF
roses. but Of other odOrouS Oil-bearinR
flowers. The chief town in the valley
Ia Grasse. and is the center of the
greatest flower-Oil industry In the
world.
The Concordia sentinel., 1920-11-27
FLOWERS HIDE GREAT GUNS
Monster Weapons Of War at Gibraltar
Covered by Beautiful Clusters
of Acacia Blossoms.

While the rock of Gibraltar. viewed
from the ocean. is impressive, strong.
gloomy and fOrbidding. flowers grow
about the steep walls. and the great
Victorian batteries. occasionally fired,
are screened and sheltered by acacia
blossoms. Here are concealed 100
ton guns. sinister and threatening.
marking the highest achievement In
gun development by British engineers.
The north and northwest sides of
the rock are honeycomhed by fOrtifi-
cations. There is a town and harbor
on the west protected by batteries and
forts rising from the base to the sum-
NIT of the rocks. Modern guns OF the
most formidable pattern frown from
the heights. The town is inhabited
by n British colony of about p GOO
persons. according to the 1911 census.
Everything is under strict military
regulations.
The Concordia sentinel., 1920-11-27
A de.olate homecoming.
(TO BE CONTINUED.)
EQUIPPED TO RULE OCEAN
Monster That Lived 100000 Years
Ago Must Have Been Terror
to Other Fishes.

In the National museum at Wash
ington is exhibited the skeleton or a
ZeuglOdUn-a monster which IN life
was seventy feet long and which must
have been ruler of the seas during q
bygOne epoch. There is good reason
to believe that this alarming creature
dates back fewer than 100000 years
says q bulletin
With an enormously long tail ana
powerful swimming paddles. the Eeu-
glOdon must have been able 10 swim
at the speed Of an express train. and
Its great alligatorIike hend was armed
with huge cnrnivorOus teeth.
1t was manifestly ferocious and
predatory brute and presumably fed
on fishes and porpOise. The head was
four feet long and in the front part
Of each jaw were eight teeth for seiz-
ing and tearing. which were supple
mented by a series Of saw edged cut
ting teeth at the back.
The zeuglOdOns were mammals. re-
lated TO modern whales. They must
In their time have been very numerous.
Judging from the quantities OF their
homes dug TIP In Mississippi and Ala
hama. where in places there are so
many as to interfere with plowing.
farm wa: are built Of them.
Apparently the creatures, whi>h
are denizens of warm seas. died and
were washed up into shallow waters
that afterward became dry land.
Drifting sands covered their bones.
preserving the latter TO some extent.
Their teeth tI0ose In the jaws Ike
those of alligators) are found scat
tered about In the neigbborhood Of the
bones.
The Concordia sentinel., 1920-11-27
"NOTHING BETTER
AS A LAXATIVE"
ksheViIIe Lady Finds Black.
Draught An Effective Remedy in
Her Family for Common ALL
mentS Of the Digestive
Organs.

Asheville, N. C.-Mrs. A. K. Jarvis,
A Woodrow Avenue, this city, says:
'T have used and heard Of Thedford's
BIack-Draught foT years, and I GER
tainly have found 1t splendid for head
ache. sour stomach, indigestion and
other ills that come from a deranged
liver.
"My husband and I keep Black
Draught In the house and think it Is
splendid to keep of sickness. have
used 1t in small doses as q laxative,
and there is nothing better.
"BlacktDraught is a mild liver medi-
cine any child can take 1t. ]
have found 1t splendid with them for
colds" .
Thedford's Black -DrauGht has bene-
fited thousands in relieving liver all
ments. 1t helps to drive bile poisons
and other unhealthful matters out of
the system.
Black-Draught is a standby in
thousands Of family medicine chests.
1t should be In yours. Its use should
help to keep the whole family web.
Prompt treatment is often half the
battle against many ailments.
Get some from your druggist today.
ADV.