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The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03
The Byplay Minstrels.

Mister Interlocutor, can you tell mo the difference between a bird with two wings and a bird with only one wing?"
 No Mir. Bones l cannot. Will you explain the difference between bird with one wing and bird with two wings?"
 Ut is merely a difference of pin ion"
 While the enraged audience is trying to capture the unfortunate MT.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03
Alaska Fortunate
lPotersburg Reportl

h L Steberg agent for the Standard Oil Com pahy Tn Peersburg, and who has just returned from trip to Seattle brings the reassuring information that Alaska Will receive disillate in quantities for the use or the large fishing fleet during this season as formerly This will set at the anxiety which haS been caused by tine recent announcement that no more distillate would be sold Alaska will be the only part of the Pacific Coast which will be able to
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03

To ene young folks who buy the high priced ar ticles and boast about it, Young folks always were sla. s way. Ihey don't know how to get hich-and don't care.-(St. Louis Globe Democrat w
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03
Rings.

The sweet phone girl must be a pet,
 All phone girls must be pearls, For 1 am certain that they get
 More rings than any girls.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03

Bones, MT. Offal Noise will render that pathetic ballad, She Acted Like Chicken, But She Was a Tough Old Hem"
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03

Ihey hgure that S0.000 Americans will 20 to oupa 'hiS winter on account of the climate mean Ing moisture and everything-( (ndinapolis Starr
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03
Paw Knows Everything.

Willie-Paw where is Utopia?
 Paw-Utopia is place where wom- en are as anxious to stay married as they are to get married. my son.
 Maw-Willie, you come out in the kitchen with me.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03

Hoover may. not have any politics but he stood squarely up to the Democratic Administration during The war; Memphis Commercial AppeaI)
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03
Our Daily Special,

When You Get Through Paying Her Bills.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03
LET US DO YOUR LACE
 CURTAINS NEXT TIME

work and use particular care in laundering dainty laces
 Send your most valued curtains here without fear They will come back to you fresh and whole ALASKA STEAM LAUNDRY
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03
Betcha

Said old MT. Fish.
 To his friend MT. Hose A crack in the dish
 Is worth two in the nose
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03
APROPOS OF MOTH.
 ING IN PARTICULAR

. ISL Louis Globe -DemocraD
 II .ialrYoyants could tell people how to ''act in character 1t might be worth more than il neck into the future. ~ ~ peeh iu'o
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03

|, N any rate the man who boasts of his ancestors helps. ~ " "" '"e"L u
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03

ra.nedu IS word as expressive highbrow but m 2. s kindly hesitation about using it as often
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03

Mny hen crosses the road may be explained Mi'nou, ahimadversion. but black cat crosses the road out of pure devtry ' '"e
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03
BITS OF BY PLAY By Luke McLuke
 -:-- ! Y Copyright by Cincpnnatti
 Enquirer
Alta Boy!

Alta Boy! We yo ould like to nomi 7afe E. A scout of Johnson City, \ Y. for Chief scout of inc Boy Scouts of America,
 Birds. The nightingale can sing" said Ben "At warbling he is great; But give me the woodpccker when IL comes to digging bait
 Luke McLuke "The nightingale can sing" said Ken His beak he never puckers; But give to me the pelican when It comes to catching suckers
 Hastings (NebD Tribune Learn One New 'vhing Each Day In what county is Mutt, New Mexico?
 Why in Luna Colmty, of course.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03
Strange.

His habits you won't like d bit,
 His seedy looks you'll have to pan; And yet you will have to admit
 The tenor is high.toned man.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03
WuH! w uff

Jack Neville. the modern Lord Chesterfield, was standing in a crowd ed street car when d woman got on with d small boy The woman grabbed | strap and hung on 10 it. The boy began to yell
 What is the matter with the boy, Madam" asked Jack
 "Oh." replied the woman. He al ways yells when he sees me with a strap in my hand
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03

Names is Names. Jack Full lives in Denver. Colo.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03
Ouch :!

"A doctor must have q hard time of it trying to soothe people who arc sick and groucby." said the Friend.
 Yes" agreed the Doctor But if loses patience he loses patients.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03
Here's Howl"

Here's Howl" This prohibition does not please A bit said Oswald Hepps: My pants are bagged out at the knees. From climbing cellar steps.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03

every evening Sunday by the EMPIRE PRINTING COMPAlv at Second and Main Streets Juneau Alaska.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-03-03

Secretary l. ne has been intimately connected with the goverLm of Alaska, and her development record of the years, that almost anything he may say is of interest On February H. MT Lane made a speech to the Public Land States Highway Association in which he discussed the roads prob lem and very plainly intmated that there is too much politics and enough engineering in this He said:
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1920-03-25

Staale Hendrickson insurance man
from Coteau, was in the city on bust
ness Monday.
The Ward County independent. [volume] (Minot, Ward County, N.D.) 1902-1965, 1920-03-25
Ira L. Rush
Architect and Engineer
SONS OF NORWAY BLOCK
MINOT. NORTH DAKOTA


Department Of the Interior, y. 8. Land
Office at Minot, N. Oak, Feb. IL, 1890.
kanao y !, Bhsrhg snsP tss so noeh
Dec. 8, 1915. made homestead entry, No.
o13o23, for sWA SEX and SCI SWH,
Section 9, Township l66 M Range u
intention to make three-year Proof. to
establish claim to the land above de-
scribed, before Register q Receiver,
North Dakota, on the 2eth day Of March,
1920. IN
Claimant names % witnesses:
char GiEEan Fl Pan cnsrlsy
Burlington, N. DIX. q
The Chesterfield advertiser. [volume] (Chesterfield C.H., S.C.) 1884-1978, 1920-11-04
MOTHER GAVE IT
Virginia Lady Suffered With Aches
and Pains Until Mother Began
Giving Her Cardui.

Dublin, Va.-Miss Mary Alice
Hughett residing on Route 2, near
here. recently told a visitor Of her
interesting experience with Cardui.
Miss Hughett said: II had been suf-
fering for some time with painful
I was pale, didn't feel like going.
Would just drag around, and couldn' t
rest to do any good. 1 would suffer
once q month with my back, sides
and head. My limbs would ache and
I didn't know what to do, but | knew
I must do something, for I didn't get
well by letting 1t run on.
"My mother Is a believer in Cardut.
for she saw what 1t did for others as
we'll as herself, 80 she began giving
It to me.
"It wasn't long before I saw a
change. 1t was Just what I needed.
1t regulated me. I began to eat and
sleep, and the pain stopped.
"Cardui is without doubt the best
female tonic made, and I am glad I
can recommend 1t to others"
II suffering with symptoms such as
Miss Hughett mentions, or other all.
ments peculiar to women, why not be-
gin Cardui at once? It's merit is we'll
established by successful use for more
than 40 years.
Try Cardui!
Your druggist sells It. NC-138
The Chesterfield advertiser. [volume] (Chesterfield C.H., S.C.) 1884-1978, 1920-11-04
SODIUM FLUORID SOON RIDS
PREMISES OF COCKRoACHE

One oft he most effective and sim
pie means of ridding premises of
reaches is busting with commercial
sodium fuorid, either pure or diluted
one-half with some inert substance
such as powdered gypsum or flour.
This remedy is one recommended by
the United States Department of Ag-
riculture.
Numerous practical tests conduct
ed in lunch rooms, bakeries, milk-bot-
tie exchanges, etc, have shown that
with the use of this substance reaches
can be completely cxtermrated with
very little trouble and cost and with
none of the possible dangers attend
ing the use of hyrocyanic-acid gas,
another efficient means of control.
With the use of soldn dust gun or
blower the sodium. fiuorid can be thor
cughly busted over the shelves, tables,
floors and the runways and hiding
places of the reaches.
The immediate effect of the powder
is to cause these insects to come out
of their retreats and rush more or
less blindly, showing evidence of dis
comfort, to be followed in the course
of few hours by their death. These
dead or paralyzed reaches can be
swept up and burned, and complete
determination is effected within "a
hours. 1t is not definitely known whe-
ther the sodium fuorid acts through
the breathing pores or as a stomach
poison. Probably, however, it acts in
both ways, inasmuch as it has been
found to kill caterpillars fed on foli-
age busted with it.
The Chesterfield advertiser. [volume] (Chesterfield C.H., S.C.) 1884-1978, 1920-11-04

their bodies properly A tablespoon
ful of SarDraS before each meal will
tone up the digestion, stimulate the
stomach, cnliven the liver and purify
the blood. A scientific stimulant and
tonic prepared from medicinal roots
and herbs. Improves health and in
digestion by cleansing the body and
regulating its organs. Does what the
common laxatives cannot do. Con-
tains no alcohol.
All dealers and jobbers.
The Chesterfield advertiser. [volume] (Chesterfield C.H., S.C.) 1884-1978, 1920-11-04

on the condition of the body. Hot
tempcrs usually are the result of slug
gish iivers, poor digestion, stomach
troubles, etc. The nervous system
can be expected to operate smoothly
when the digestion is upset
A mean, cross disposition in the
morning before breakfast is a pretty
bad indication. The system needs
cleansing.
Many wise folks take pains to keep
The Chesterfield advertiser. [volume] (Chesterfield C.H., S.C.) 1884-1978, 1920-11-04
Angel and Dickie

The young housewife, looking very
PRETTY and workmanlike in a big
green overall, was cleaning out the
pantry cupboard.
"Dickie,,, she called to her young
husband, who was smoking in the
spick-and-span little drawing-room.
II want you to bring me a mouse
trap home tomorrow"
"But, angel" cried the young man,
81 brought you one home only yester-
day."
Il know, pet" called back the
young bride, but that one mas a
mouse in it."-Spanish River News.
Loc-
The Chesterfield advertiser. [volume] (Chesterfield C.H., S.C.) 1884-1978, 1920-11-04
TOWN TAX NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that the
tax books for the Town of Chester
field are open and Town Taxes are
now due and payable.
T. e. Mulloy, Clerk.
The Chesterfield advertiser. [volume] (Chesterfield C.H., S.C.) 1884-1978, 1920-11-04

GASOLINE SYSTEMS
Oil Tanks and Pumps, Air
Compressors, Computing Scales
Floor Scales, Show Cases, Ac-
count Registers, Rebuilt Cash
Registers, Safes, Store Fixtures.
HAMILTON SALES CO.
The Chesterfield advertiser. [volume] (Chesterfield C.H., S.C.) 1884-1978, 1920-11-04

NEW FORD-Will arrive next shin
ment. Do not need car this winter:
will sell my order. J. j. Davis. 2t46
MEAN AND GROSSLY?
HOW'S YOUR LIVER?
Try SarDraS, An Excellent Stimulant
And Tonic
Ones disposition depends largely
The Chesterfield advertiser. [volume] (Chesterfield C.H., S.C.) 1884-1978, 1920-11-04

Ones disposition depends largely
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20
MINING NEWS.

Con Medley is now IN vnorge Of a
crew at the Monte Cristo minv 10
the Rush district. and is taking out
free ore Of a very high grade, From
the time it was opened up the Monte
Cristo has been considered one Of the
richest mines in the entire field. Mr..
Medley is also in charge OF some pros.
pect work at the Mcintosh mine
which joins the famous Morning star
on the east. The Mcintosh is one of
the Oldest mines i'm the district from
which thousands Of dollars worth OF
ore has been mined in the past and
Mr. Medley hopes to strike the rich
vein again that at the time made the
property famous. Both these proper
ties are owned by J. c. Shepherd who
is operating the Big Hurricane mine
i'm the Pndall district
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20
LESSON FOR THE LIVING
DRAWN FROM THE DEAD

Just now when a few of our ladies'
are making an effort to remove the
long grass which has turned brown
over the silent homes of our loved
ones and calling our attention to some
of the tombstones that have done du-
ty as sentinals OF the dead, falling in
to decay. Let us pause for a moment
and think what a few hours OF our
service WOULD me II ba.h as 70 work
done and Encouragement given This
should not be a gruesOme task but its
practice in the least measure, helpful
Not alone to your loved ones vino have
crossed the Great Divide, but equally
so in shaping the destinies and chas-
tening the lives of those who remain
Too often work and worry in the
midst of the living world, in the world
of society and struggle and only go to
the cemetery when we are compelled
to. We are satisfied with the OCcas-
ional visit which courtesy and charity
compel us to make We claim to be
long to an age that ejchews senumen-
tality and demands reality as the warp
of our being What reality more
stern, what words more definite and
certain than that written on every
mound in our cemetery, dust thou art
and unto dust shall thou return?"
They are the wisest who can see the
dust and ashes through the tinsel and
the screen, and who know and feel
that we, too, will soon be resting
there. This cemetery is a beautiful
spot and should be given the best at.
tention. 1t is one spot uninterrupted
save by the leaves falling from the
trees and the wind singing in the tree
tops. 1t is natures resuiem, alike on
vanities and deaths conquest. The
leaves from above, like night dew, fall
impartially, not despising the unnam-
ed mounds of the lowly nor the mar
BILE of those of higher degree
live"
Until some better way can be pro-
vided for the keeping of this cemetery
and when the next call is made for
cleaning off the grounds may we not
count on you being there? We have
no available funds for this work, but if
you will give your individual service
occasionally we will be able to do
much toward making these grounds
what they ought to be.
COMMITTEE
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20

DR.. l.. Kirby had a narrow escape
with his life last Sunday but escaped
without a scratch He was coming
down a long hill near Hollister, Mo-,
when his car skidded and turned over
He was fortunate enough not to be
hurt, however, and after some friends
helped him turn his car Alright, came
in home
Mrs. c. w. Harper has returned
to her home at Rush Springs, Ok.
leaving her sister, Mrs. Charles Holt,
rapidly recovering.
The Merry Methodist Maids and
MatrOns will have another shower of
miscellaneous articles to furnish
their rooms at the church Friday al
ternoOn, on account of the one last
week having been thinly attended on
account of the weather.
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20

Mrs G. NJ. Greene. Jr. entertained
the Daughters OF the Confederacy
yesterday afternoon in the most hos.
pitable manner. About twenty mem
bers were present and roll call was
answered with incidents FROM the life
of Washington. The main feature OF
the program were papers by Mrs E.
c. Mitchell and Mrs. ]. +. Andrews,
both Of whom have visited Mt Yer
non. They made most interesting
talks on the things they had observed
in the home of the Father of His
Country" Miss Martha Greene, the
charming daughter of the hostess, de,
lighted the Daughters with some pa.
triotic music. Mrs. Greene, assisted
by her mother, Mrs. John d. Tyson
and her sister, Mrs. Fred Tyson, ser.
we'd a bOuntiful luncheon.
The next meeting will be with Mrs
jeffrey Dixon on the third Tuesday in
April.
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20
WATCH THE WILDCATS.

We do not wish 20 be understood
as trying to tell the people OF this
section OF the state just how they
should invest their finances, for that
is certainly none Of our business. But
we do believe that We have not done
our part by them as a good citizen
until We have warned them, not once
but many times, against the hundreds
Of wildcat stock schemes now being
operated throughout the country.
Never before within the life Of the
present generation was money so plen
tiful and, seemingly as easy to get
The sharks who prey upon the gamb
ling instincts Of humanity know this
and, despite the efforts of the govern
ment officials To- see that only legl
innate business literature goes thru
the mails they are flooding the country
with their tempting offers OF the Of
tenders the oil stock operator is the
greatest, though there are hundreds
engaged in selling stock in imaginary
companies that are supposed to make
fortunes for their inventors out OF
everything from a new kind of shoe
sola IN an airShin
Uncle Sam can't watch all of them
so you'll have to- He advises, how
ever, that before YOU invest a dollar
in any stock you visit your nearest
banker and get his advise on the sub
ject And this advice is mighty time
" now when the mails and the daily
papers are filled with bats and delu
siye snares to trap the man with a dol
lar to invest We want to see every
one, our fellow-citizens in particular
make all the money they can That's
why we are suggesting that they in
vest it only after careful Investigation
into the concern which appeals most
to them.
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20

WANTED-Men or Women to take
orders among friends and neighbors
for the genuine guaranteed hosiery fun
lines Tor men. women anu children.
Eliminates darning. We pay SOC an
hem for spare time o" S2i for full
TINE, Experience unnecessary. Write.
International stocking Mill, Norris
toyrn pa 2O5-3O
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20

The Senior Endeayor OF the Christ.
ian Church met at the home OF Miss
Flora McAlister on Monday night.
Miss Nola Coker who was leader con-
Quoted the business part OF the meet.
ing after which several games were
played. Refreshments were served
by the hostess and her mother Those
present were Misses Nola Coker Ruth
Moore, Clara Tate, Mary Marguerite
Harlin, Jewelle Fowler and Messrs.
Noel Hubbard Rowlan Conry, and
Brother Morley. The guests were
Miss Elizabeth Henderson. Norine
Thompson and Mr.. John McAlister
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20

Mr. and Mrs. VIII Merker left TO-
day for Kentucky to visit Mr., Merker's
relatives.
Mrs. r. A. Faulkner has returned
from Eureka Springs, greatly improv-
ed in health,
Clarence Hudson has been max
ing some Improvements on his resi-
dence.
Mrs. John Ashe was called to Ok.
lahoma City yesterday by a telegram
stating that her daughter, Mrs. f. NJ.
Russell, was very ill.,
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20
to them,

Two great farewell addresses
Washington's against foreign entangle,
ments and Franklin Lanes against
red tape entanglements.
w. B. Hickman, of Marion county,
has been here this week on business
R. H. Hopkins, of Spavinaw, Ok.
is visiting here,
Mr.. and Mrs. c. j. Bell of Texas,
have arrived here to make their home
Mrs. W. w. Porter is enjoying a
visit from her daughter, Mrs. John
McCloud. of Silverton, Texas.
There are 1850 acres of govern
ment land in Boone county subject
to homestead entry Apply at U. S.
Land Office.
y H d. Glass Insurance has moved
to its new quarters in the rear of the
Citizens Bank.
The girls Of our Central School
\ have purchased $50 worth of garden
and flower seed from the Children's
Flower Mission at Cleveland, Ohio.
Dog Merchant Roberts has been
buying many hounds lately. He made
tour of north Boone for that purpose
recently.
Division No. Of the Ladies Aid Of
the Christian Church held a most
pleasant and profitable meeting at the
home of Mrs. A. c. Brooks on Friday
afternoon The progress made in COM
pleting work on hand was due to the
splendid attendance and quality CT
same. Those from South Harrison
certainly did enjoy the enthusiasm Of
the Woodland Heights ladies and no
one could fail to admire the beautiful
locations on these Heights overlook
ing Harrison and Crooked Creek.
The Chicago Recital Company
offers vocal Quartettes ard duets,
cello and violin duets and solos, sax
ophone Quartettes and musical comedy
Sketches in concert at the Presbyter-
iau church March "a
Mrs. NJ, A. Jamison, Of st. Joe, ar
rived in Harrison Sunday to make her
home with her daughter Mrs. Lee Kee-
see.
Mrs. F. NJ. Garyin passed Monday
night at Honeymoon Farm in attend
ance ON her mother Mrs George
Crump who is very ill.,
Dewey Long, eldest sou Of Mr..
and Mrs Clark Long formerly of this
county, now Of Oklahoma arrived Sun.
DAY to visit his Grandmother, Mra.
Fannie Wagley.
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20
ARE YOU LOSING "PEP"?

Do you feel tired all the time? Does
your back ache? Do you feel that you
are not so spry as you use to be?
Foley Kidney Pills tone up and in
vigorate the kidneys, Danish back
ache, rid the blood of poisOns, Rev.
w. F. NJ, SwyndOle, Macon, Ca, writes
81 am ready at any time to speak a
word for Foley Kidney Pills" COfi
man & Kirby.
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20

Mrs. W. c. Murray Of Newport,
arrived in Harrison Sunday To sprrd
d week with her daughter, NIrs. G. ".
Jones
Mr.. and Mrs c. F. Neatch and
daughter Caroline Frances, left Mon.
day via Bergman. for a few days visit
to Joplin and NeoshO.
Mr.. and Mrs. Louis Parkhill visit.
ed at Eureka Springs from Saturday
until Monday with Mr. Parkhilrs
mother
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20
A TEXAS WONDER.

For kidney and bladder troubles,
gravel diabetes, weak and lame back,
and irregularities of the
kidneys and bladder in both men and
women. If not sold by your druggist
will be sent by mail on receipt Of $l25.
One small bottle often cures. Send for
sworn testimonials, DR.. e. W. Hall,
1926 Olive St, st. Louis, Mo. Sold by
all druggists. s.-Advertisement
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20

Mrs. J. y. Milum has returned
from an extended visit lieber ana
Little Rock
}. p. McReyuolds is hoping 10 get
moved TO his new location the FIRST ol
the coming week.
Mr. and Mrs f. NJ Garyin LETT To-
day for Colorado on account of Mt
Garvin's health.
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20
MONEY TO LEND ON FARMS

We are now prepared to close loans
in thirty days if your title and alb.
stract are approved Interest 519 per
cent. Call or phone Harrison National
Farm Loan Association, c. d. Allison
Secretary. 4-1w
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20

DOG WANTED-Will pay good price
for Tree Dogs only. See w. NJ. Ro-
berts, at Park Hotel, or Jones Garage.
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20

and get the results did An experience IKE
that of Mrs Fcke is inspiration sick and suffering
If you have catarrh be of the throat stomach
bowels or other organs the remedy 1t is not
an experiment PERUNA has bees tried PERUNA has
sick and are now we'll TO
prevent coughs and Influenza and to hasten recovery
there is nothing better.
PERUA improve appetite and Digestion purify the blood
Innings
corruption the 1t will tone up the nerves give you
health strength vgOr living Do what Mrs Mary
Fricke and doney PEUNA You will be
glad, happy, thankful
Tablet Liquid Sold Everywhere.
The Harrison times., 1920-03-20
Will Not be One Day Without
. ,,-RU-NA
This Lady TELLS Her ESLEN0S

Mrs Mary Fricke, 507 Bornman ~, helG' ,. ill',
III is inst ono of the many thousands OF ladies
throughout the country who after am agony Oh
years, have at last found health, strength ana
yigOr in PE-RU-NA.
Her own words tell of her suffering and recovery
better than we can do il: 81 suffered with my
stomach, had awful cramps and headaches 50 /
often could not lay on a pillow Saw your BOOK
tried PE-RU-NA and got good results from the
first bottle. To be sure of a cure | took twelve
bottles. | have recommended PE-RU-NA to my
friends and all are well pleased with results
will not be one day without PE-RU-NA. Have not
had doctor since | started with PE-RU-NA, which
was about fifteen wears ago. | am now sXty-three
years old, hale, hearty and we'll Can do as much
work as my daughters. I feel strong and healthy
and weigh near two hundred pounds. Before, !
weighed as little as one hundred. | hope lots OF