South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-04
NEWS OF MISHAWAKA
NeOoS-Tes office I2O Lincoln Way W. Asha1caka
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satisfactory 20 them. As we under
stand IL. Il the congress and the su-
Dreme court vacate their functions
and transfer their powers TO
council Of walking delegates. the era
% the perfect state will have been
reached
We know that we are improving
IN the matter Of seIf-control because
We read Of reductions OF as much as
$1,000 in the price of "a fur garment
and have no trouble whatever in con-
trolling our emotions. What puzzles
as however Is who In the devil has
that much left?
The members Of "A Presbyterian
Mems bible class drew a pound OF
sugar each as Christmas present
We believe II the ministers would
work more upon mems receptive ap-
petites and less upon their dead con
sciences many OF them might be nm
ally won.
II is up 70 Mishawaka not only 20
put her right foot forward in 1920,
but 90 sec that the left comes up
regularly on schedule time. Station
airy feet and both hands in the poe
ket VIII get neither men nor towns
anywhere.
Another reason why it is prob
ably better for the ambitious poor
Young man 20 marry a poor and
sensible girl than wealthy and fri
volous one is. ne may find it easier
20 retain both his wife and mis- self
respect.
When they advertise these gar
taents at .'I-3 of" do they mean on
an ascending or descending scale2
In other words, do they trend up
ward from the bottom or slant
downward from the top?
Earl Fink must have been taking
music lessons since we last heard
him sing. His performance at the
Wooden CO. dinner the other night
reflects the utmost credit on his
teacher whoever she may be
Speaking strictly, in NIishawaka it
was "a violet New Years day. gar
nished with rosebuds and other fra
grant trimmings for external and in
ternal use.
out al George Blair's picture farm
hey are advertising for a man who
must be a good mixer.
The Saranac tuberculosis who
found that kissing Is dangerous made
hiS tests with guinea pigs. But no
zane person IS going 10 waste any
time kissing guinea pigs. The volt
ce oil the real kiss IS sufficient 10
Eill any germ that happens to be
lingering about. even If the lipstick-
stur doesn't
New York woman has been
awakened after sleeping for so days.
A talking machine aroused her after
all other methods had failed. Wen,
we fancy that, asleep or awake, "A
woman just can't help regarding a
talking machine in eruption as a
personal challenge.
From what the exchanges tell us.
we Judge that though the country
was sober Christmas, it nevertheless
spent its money like a drunken sail
or
IL is said the Reds are enjoying
sccomm odations de luxe on their trip
over. What they deserve more is
accommodations de axe.
To makes us laugh TO read that
Sen Watson is mentioned as a presi-
Dental possibility. Why. he wouldn't
even make a good vice president
But for Mr. Bryan, we democrats
might have 70 chlorform a man in
order 10 force the nomination on
him.
Kansas City reports a lady who
has been divorced eight times. Be
stow the decoration. she's an ace,
isn't she7
sself-determination is a fine thing
for the Balkan tribes. but we fear
they are going 70 devote much more
tive 70 determination than to de-
termination.
They say the census is going to
elicit many secrets about mems
wealth If they elicit ours. we feel
that the government will be more
merclfuI toward us than 70 has been
before.