The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-09-28
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W. ~ IsA ~ N0AAAANS aONc Nv
seem TO appreciate his elevation
TO membership In the Bum Sports
club. Maybe the Colonel doesn't care
for clubs; or maybe he isn't a sport
at all.
THE RUMOR that Frank Hubbell
has Joined the democratic party with
the understanding that Judge Hanna
will appoint him TO the United States
and n vacancy In said senate, relates
TO a situation so remote that we
haven't tried to confirm 1t.
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ALSO the rumor that Ed Chase In
10 be Insurance Commissioner.
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BOD PUTNEY, II Is asserted by the
boys who have penetrated the Mystic
Circle, Is likely to be Legal Adviser
10 the Governor.
AND COLONEL CUTTING would
be in line for game warden.
90
REPORTS from Lithuania explain
that the League makes peace the
sam way Wilson kept us out of war.
90
Francisco we will miss you.
Also the lusty roar
That always made tina weikin ring
When you were shown the door.
90
A WILD BEAST has been In New
Jersey which has a head OF a accoo
and a tail of n cat. Governor Cox's
ardent hacker. the New Jersey Liquor
Dealers association, contends that II
is the inaienable right OF every free
born American citizen to see such
animals whenever he wants 10 look.
Tip Misler Hanna.
George Washington and Carrie
Ration achieved fame with Ratchet.
but nobody has ever done 1t with a
hammer.
FIT. Sumner Review.
90
The Dob for Cox.
II James NJ. Cox: the mathema-
tician. had HAD supervision OF the
census in Silver City instead OF Byron
o. Beaii. the indexer, the population
Of Silver City would have been H.
900, 600 instead OF 100.
Silver City Enterprise.
CANDIDATE cox says viii Hays
Is n ''sneaking guerilla" and VIII
Hays, back In New York from a
western trip. says:
castle Hills IL a little town In
Maine where ioi votes were cast
in the election the other day.
One hundred votes were repub-
liean and one waa. democratic.
The postmaster OF Castle Hill
seems TO have stood firm. There
are lots OF Castle Hills In the
west"
And why should not the plumber
nfA~
Ten silver bucks in pay?
To do II he must hit the pipo
At least three times u day.
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CANDIDATE cox while in Ne
braskn will certainly not neglect to
moisten the grave OF MFR. Bryan's
heart.
THE MYSTIC CIRCLE will soon
over n Conspiracy OF Silence on
Candidate Hanna in the Pe"os valley.
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THE NATIONWIDE straw vote In
5000 movie theaters shows S,267
votes for Harding and 2,633 votes for
Cox; and after Jimmy posed with all
the girlles. too.
IT'S said. when putney wake
Eloquent about the taxes
That he thinks the other fellow
ought TO pay,
Steve Roehls sad face relaxes
Az he figures what the facts In,
And closes up his office
For the day.
O
THE CENTER OF this nations
population has travelled only . miles
In 10 years.leading to the charge that
II Is personally conducted by Nj.
Burleson's post office department.
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Temperate Tony.
How about the Las Vegas case Mr..
Candidate for Congress LucerO,
wherein n prominent democratic at
torney Figured In a violation OF the
prohibition law and was lett out,
while you pushed tho case against tho
republicans Involved. You should in
deed be proud Of your prohibition
record, a record fraught with deeds
10 pave your way 20 position. Be
honest In your statements, people In
San Miguel county know the truth
ana the entire state will know Il.
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