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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05
Little Interviews.

divine reveInffons The fact that
we do not understand some things
does not mean they are super
natural God has never created
any supernatural thing Nor has
He caused any neutral law 10
cease funcfionings the same
cause produces the same effect,
yesterday, and today and forever
The quest after knowledge should
ret be frivolous but Il need not be
dolorouE The danger OF little
learning Is vel known when chill
dren play with fire. or edged tools.
someone is apt 10 get hurt True,
but we have never made any progress
unless somebody had the courage 10
experiment Would these ministers
have the desire for spiritual ad-
vancement suppressed
I'VE are at the threshold, It would
seem. OF q new epoch entering
better understanding Of our own i'm
mortality. The dark. fearsome gar
ment We call death may take q more
cneerIul hue Wnen We learn-are con-
Fi1ced-that there Is no death. There
must be beginning why not the
ouija board. or a tin can, or any
thinEz We must start somewhere
TO throw aside 4he doubts and mys-
tisfsm that we have brought forward
from the cave man era Christ speaks
eloQuently for reincarnaticn. 'EX-
cept a nan be born again, he cannot
see the kingdom OF God (St. John
III az Let US not condemn new
ideas, nor old ones IN a new form"
For q long time there has been
inclination on the part OF bondsmen
Importance having defendants TO ap-
pear in court on time" said county
attorney ". Il Pelphrey. They
seem 70 forget that business men
are often taken away from their
places Of business 10 act as Jurors,
when defendants fan TO appear.
Hereafter the county attorneys Of
flee is gcing 70 insist that every de-
fendant or an attorney for every de-
fenuant appear ready to try the case
the day and at the exact time Il IS
set. or notify the county attorneys
office IN case Of emergency. II is my
custom IN order 20 avoid delays. to
notify the defendants attorney
when possible, or 70 notify the
bondsmen, if accessible"
so far the county schools have
been fortunate in getting teachers"
said county school superintendent.
Miss Myra Wiukler- There are 1000
teachers needed in the rural schools
Of Texas, yet Fl Paso county has its
fun quota The teachers seem fairly
wen satisfied. too. and I trust We can
keep them that way.
The new school buildings which
VIII be erected this spring and sum
mer viii 90 a long way to Improving
our county schools. They viii take
care OF the American and Mexican
children already ia the upper and
lower valleys. and viii also take care
Of the other children who are set
Ting in the county with their fathers
and mothers, who were attracted
here on account Of the new cotton
farming movement"
II Fl Paso IS not great CONNER
cially she viii never be great in any
line Of human endeavor," said W. Z.
DaughdriIl, manager Of the Welch
Bedding company. "She cannot be
great commercially unless transpor-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

prohibition amendment to the con-
sfitufinnf D. G.
A Connecticut New Jersey and
Rhode Island refused TO ratify the
18th amendment
g. What president was tailor by
a in his early life president
Andrew Johnson was a tailor At
the age Of 10 he was bound out as
an apprentice 10 a tailor He did
not have any schooling and educated
himself as best he could II was not
until after he married Eliza Nc
Cardle. that he learned 70 write HIS
wife taught him.
O. Are there more possible
straights than flushes in Pokerf
A. There are sizes hands ia which
five cards Of one suit appear IN 81
cards OF a standard deck There are
10000 combinations in which five
cards in sequence Of mixed suits may
appear.
q. Is it proper TO present your
caro- at the door when making social
calls or 10 leave IL when you de-
parts T. j. C.
A. When calling. if you are met
at the door by a maid or butler. this
person VIII have a tray upon which
you should place your card IL you
are met by the woman Of the house.
you should place your card in the
silver tray that is usually at hand
in the hall for such cards or, should
this be lacking. the card should be
left upon the table It Is immaterial
whether you place the card On the
tray upon arrival or departure. but
the act should be done as unobtru-
slVely as possible.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05
Short SnatcheS
FrO1l EUe1yI0here

All the allies ask OF Germany Is 70
adopt the sporting rule and be VIII
ing TO Try anybody once.-Aianchester
Union
Gov. Edwards wiz take a vet plank
70 the san Francisco convention and
Col Bryan VIII take a wet blanket
Sioux City Journal
Since the war ended. has any Ger
man general failed 10 write a book
explaining how his colleagues lost itl
-Eoston Herald
The income tax has cost the Amer
lean people a great deal Of money. but
think how il has developed their
brains,-Boston Transcript
The manufacturers report that SIX
shirts which lately sold for SIS are
shortly 70 sen for So is bad neWs for
luuatics.-Nebra state Journal
l1r- McAd0o says he doesn't wax
to get in a scramble for the presi-
dency. He should have started earlier
and avoided the rusl--Blrnllnsl ham
News
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

ToBE MOSELEY says the scientists
have done a great many things
that have been a puzzle to the public,
bat that nobody has yet produced a
satisfactory seh-nsing son
Washington Hooks says the physi-
clans tel the patient a good many
things about themselves that the
patients never dreamed Of having, but
that the doctor hardly ever meets them
On the street and tells them they are
at home sick In bed.
a doctor was prospecting IN Bound
ing BiIlows Wednesday with a view Of
locating, but he did rot receive any
encouragement as everybody was feel
ing very well the day he was here.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05
Ripping Rhymes
Forgotten

You proteers 60 months ago.
maybe fouTfor
brave and bold; and there fans
cold Our breasts filled
ou schemes We saw the hangnsn with his walk
Upon the highest ganows
We d dance in honest gee about the prices
pncned
shot boiled ol2
eng pay chunks robng brave
resolves have taken and flown afar; alas
things which left unfinished rising prices as We
out the rocks I've seen no proteer jail the
Copyright By George Matthew Adams WALT MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

.sTzHERE seems 70 be a great deal
OF opposition to the toy called
oziias by the ministry, said
Thomas H Williamson I an not
referring 10 any particular case, as
several have come 70 my notices one
being q Remuneration Of spirltualisrn
-Emsrson says spirltsm-by a
bishop IN a Protestant church
1T = not my purpose 10 invite
argument, for OF against. such things
But ] would ike 70 see some good
ana definite reason FOR condemuing
the belief IN spirit communication
some Of four leading scientists and
writer's do believe In demonstrated
communication, which IS very similar
10 the ouija board The utensl or
tool. Is not essential; the principle
IS what counts
eIH there any reason why Ped
Eo'r buEro could not speak to
day. a. HnInnmiH ass did q few
centuries nEof Or are We be-
kulEhfed Christians. unworthy OF
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05
| UESTIONS
AND
ANS WEIR

A. The game was invented in
1891, and during the past quarter OF
a century has become one OF the
most popular in the field OF Sports
II was invented by James NaIsmith, a
physical instructor, OF Springfield,
Mass, at single sitting
@. Where a. The old L $ s. Con-
sfIfutfon, the ship which had such n
fine record during the war Of 1slzf
A. This old frigate. which was
better known by its nickname "Old
Ironsides." is in Boston harbor at
the present time, near the suot where
&c was originally built in 1884, About
1850 L. was proposee by the secre-
tary Of the navy 10 dismantle the
old frigate and sell her This ex-
cited public Indignation which found
expression I'm the poem -Old IRON
sides" written by Oliver Wendell
Holmes. and saved the shin.
q How did the American colon
lists come 10 adopt the -Rattlesnake
A This nag IS said TO have origi-
mated from the humorous suggestion
made by a writer in Franklin's
paper, The Pennsylvania Gazette"
that in return for rongs which Eng
land forced on the col0nists, a cargo
OF rattlesuakes be sent across and
distributed In St James Park and
other places Of pleasure. Col. Gadsden.
Of the marine committee. presented
TO the Continental congress. Febru-
airy 8, 1776, ian elegant standard,
such as 20 be used by the COM
manderinchief Of the American navy;
being a yellow flag with a repre-
sentation Of a rattlesuake coiled for
attack"
q Has the United states ever
coined $50 gold plecess f II.
A. The only gold coins Of that
denomination ever minted were those
made in 1918 for the Panama-pa-
ciffc exposition. These were sold by
the exposition company. There were
only 3019 Of them minted-
a Is PadereWsizi. the great plan
fst, still premier Of the new republic
Of P0lnndf r. G.
A He recently resigned as
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

premier OF Poland. and viii return
10 America soon 20 resume his
musical tours. II is said that he has
been impoverished by his sacrifices
for Pollnd.
q. Has Robert Underwood John
son. the newly appointed ambassador
to Italy. sailed yet for hisf new postf
II. J. II.
A. he expects 10 sail about March
IS He recently called a. the white
house for his final instructions be-
fore leaving for Rome.
@. What sfntes did NOT ratify The
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05
A Line O. Cheer
Each Day O. The Year
By JOHN KENDRICK BANGS.


A CHOICE
I WOULD not be a blithesome whale,
A-splashing in the sea-
For while he lives on lavish scale
He lacks good COMPANY
I would not be a comet swift
Upon his spacious trip.
For while his spans all lit and lit
he lacks companionship.
For me the narrow confined space
Where man his journey Wends.
Where daily may see the face
and grip the hands Of friends.
-Copvright. 1920. by Mcclure News
uauer syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05


AND THEY seem to asaxms.
THAT YOUR head is bald.
EvEN THOUGH it IS
THAT TOE have some hair-
THAT sHoTLD be e0mbed-
AND ALSO brushed
AND FlI asking you
IF YOU'LL slip this IN.
WHERE YOUR column goes
FOR IF You do
I FEEL quite sure
1T WILL help a lot
YOURS VERY Truly
EDWIN NJ Cutting.
I THANK YOU.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

w am going to lay OH every once
they think Of the things NY friends SCI
DEAR K. C. B.
TWAS invited to dine.
AT A friends house
IT MAY have been Geo Theisen's
But won't say for certain
AND WHEN arrived
HIS WIFE admitted me
AND MY friend.
CANE WANDERING In
FROM hack somewhere
AND SAID Hello old man
AND HOW are you anyhow
AND HIS wife said
SHOW HIN upstairs
AND WIEN we got I'D.
ny FRIEND said.
-Do YOU want washg'
AND HE led the way.
TO A nice bathroom
ALL PRETTY and white.
WITH FANCY fixtures
AND GUESTS towels
AND NY friend said ST.
MAKE YOURSELF at home"
AND THEN be lefL
AND I washed my face.
AND WASHED my hands
AND MISSED my hair.
AND WIPED on a towel
ALL COVERED with flowers
AND LOOKED around
FOR A brush and comb.
But THERE was none
AND I opened up
TIE MEDICINE chest.
AND FOUND none there
AND THEN went out
AND sNEAKED into a room.
AND FELL over a chair.
Am BT-,rPEn into A bureau
AND FOUND a light
AND LOOKED around
But FOUND no tools.
AND WENT back again
To THE white bathroom.
AND oURRIED my hair
WITH 4 sman nailbrush-
AND LooKED quite Wild.
As A cat might look
WHEN IT-s scared to death
AND WENT downstairs
AND X. C. B,
ARE so many places.
WHERE 1 have been.
WHERE THEY turn you loose
As THEY turned me there
AND GO away
AND LEAVE you alone
AND YOU never can kick
THEY'RE friends
AND YOU'RE a guest
AND INVITED out.
n ~. Ia. a.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

A MOTHER distTessin' result O. tn
n country wide unrest is tn various
styles O. stiff hats that are gittin' by
with IMMUNITY. Folks that have tn
least use fer knowledge seem t have
it all
CapyrlEht. National NeRspaper serIce.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05
Wash The Streets.

REARCH winds and the accompanying dust reminders
w Of one of FL Pasos greatest needs-the sprinng Of
Paso more desirable residence city, this important mat
ter should not be overlooked for only the comfort but
the health Of Gus people IS involved.
comparatively small expenditure the city could N
augurate street sprrkng and cleaning system which
would do away with the dust storms to large extent In
downtown section, especially most Of the dust which
fills the ewes and lungs Of pedestrians windy days
comes from the unsprned streets That this dust N
city where there many health seekers is real men
ace to the public cannot be doubted
The remedy simple that It the rankest folly
to permit such condition Street sprinking would be
justified if it cost 10 times what the actual expenditure
would be- And by street sprnkng We DO not mean mere
dampening Of the pavement once OF twice day In the
downtown district the sprners should be kept IN connU
operation while IN the residential sections sufficient
water should be used to keep down the dust at all times
Downtown the streets should be flushed regularly with
fire hose
Later when all water problems are solved by the
srucion Of the high line canal the city be further
benefited by flushing all the Streets but there is need
waiting for the new water supply to keep all the streets
thoroughly sprnkled at al times By lnauguIaung this
reform FL PasO win protect the health Of her citizens and
add immeasuraby to their comfort.
The request of the president Of the Southern Pacific
that the public patience with the railroads probably
viii be granted Patience is thing that the public has
acquired good deal Of the government went to
ming them
If would show the concern in selecting dele
gates to the national convention that show in hiring
clerk wouldn't need worry much about getting the
right kind Of president
The kaiser ought pay the penalty. There's doubt
about that But ought to get the peace treaty signed
first and take afternoon Of later and attend to the
kaiser.
The fact that Owen Moore lost the pretties girl IN
moviedom viii be compensated in BY the fact
that he VIII not have to pay her almony
Don't forget this you cToakers; When sand storm IS
over it is When snow storm is over ii has to melt
Hog Island is to be sold Is there positively nothing
that be squeezed Of the nation for that placer
The life companies, it is understood do not
solicit much business among Americans residing IN Mexico
Books Ike proverbs. receDe their chief palue from
the stamp and esteem Of ages through Dhoh thep have
passed.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

The fact that Owen Moore lost the prettiest girl in
moviedom viii be compensated in BY the fact
that he viii not have to pay her alimony.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

If we would show the concern in selecting dele
gates to the national convention that show in hiring
clerk wouldn't need worry much about getting the
right kind Of a president
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

The kaiser ought pay the penalty. There's doubt
about that But ought to get the peace treaty signed
first and take afternoon Of later and attend the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

Don't forget this you croakers; When a sand storm Is
over it Is When storm Is over, It has to melt
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

Hog Island is to be sold Is there positively nothir
that be squeezed out Of the nation for that pa
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

BOOKS. Eke proverbs. reoepe their chief value from
the stamp and esteem Of ages through Bhich thep have
passed.
-sIr william TsrnrIe
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

The request of the president Of the Southern Pacific
that the public have patience with the railroads probably
VIII be granted Patience is thing that the public has
acquired good Of the government went to
ming them
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

The life insurance companies it is understood, do
solicit much business among Americans residing in Mec
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

THE young lady across the way says
foreign exchange VIII right itself IN
time and the English pound VIII soon
be worth the full 10 ounces again
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05
We TOWNE GOSSIP
Registered o. S Patent once

X C.
Ny FRIENDS getting writing pieces paper
m going every awhile let readers VIVA
they things friends send Here the latest
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-05

II Fl Paso is not great CONNER
clally she VIII never be great in any
line Of human endeavor," said W. L.
Daughdrill, manager Of the Welch
Bedding company. "She cannot be
great commercially unless transpor-
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1920-08-09
THE LEADERENTERPRIsE MONDAY, 9TH

platform OF national He is asking be elected office
order that he do things that governor other Of
er has right do And his example little
men from neck OF the woods Georgia pcoloes
the pitch of his bass Whether they are for the govmen
an they asking the suffrage of Georgans platforms
mat have no place in state politics They running races that
would have seemed ridiculous few years ago
We in state offices n1edoed 70 .++erd 70 +b
AFFAIRS OF Georgia We going Senators and CONGRESS-
men to problems more important to GEORGIA
De composed OF men who good schools
dt y should want to take the work of the Interstate
in handling labor disputes And what goodn
TO Georgia having officers chief work will trv
been before? ny '
georgia voters allow big talk make them forget their own
alone will be responsible the doors of the school
are cosed because the state help pay the teachers
ana the building OF good roads because the stare cannot
FUNDS to keep going More neglect of vital state interests
VIII nave Just that efec-Athens Banner
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1920-08-09
HARDLY KNEW HER
AT FIRST SIGHT
Mrs. Whites Neighbors Are All Talk
ing About Her Wonderful Recov-
erv e.

when my wife began taking Tan
fac she weighed only ninety-fve
pounds; now she weighs one hundred
and forty-three and her wonderful
recovery is the talk of our neighbour
hood said Ben White, of Ill Cres-
cent Ave-, Peoria, Ill.
Mrs. White has been suffering
from stomach trouble and nervous
ness eighteen years." he continued,
and for long tipse had been una
bic to leave the place We spent all
the money I cou1a>Get for treatments
and medicines but she<pever got any
better. She was a COMPLETE nervous
and physical wreck an3 have seen
her nearly die with cramps in her
stomach and after eating she could
hardly breathe fortfhe gas. Head
aches drove her uearly distracted and
have stayed home with her weeks
at a time, feaHng she would never
pull through, for she was getting
worse all the fine.
After hear hg so much talk about
Tanlac bofght some for my wife
and in just 4 few days she could ear
and sleep PETER. She has now taken
about twelve bottles and is the very
picture Of health Why, some of her
friends hardly know her at first sight
now. She is as well and happy as a
person can be"
Tanlac is sold by the leading drug
gist in every toWn.-adv.
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1920-08-09
SOFT AND VELVETY
PUFFS THE RESULT
OF SHUCO SHAMPOO

Nothing is more enviab1e; and moth
ing adds more to the, charm and
beauty than soft velvety puffs and
nothing is more impossible when the
hair gets its spasmotic scrubbing with
soaps and the many cheap forms of
hair emulsions.
A puff is no longer a puff when
covered with the Marsh sticky, dirt
gathering films of soaps and cheap
Shuco Shampoo perfect blend of
cocoanut and pElm oils, thoroughly
saponifed will add beauty, life and
lustre to the haiA 1t rinses out thor
oughly and leaves the hair soft,
wavy, fluffy and Sweet. The puffs
will be easily handlSd and roughened
and will sparkle ASA toft of silk.
Your mirror Will tell you why
Shuco Shampo8makes hair with a
s sh01sand 1jg371. 60e at all drug
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1920-08-09
DORSEY IN FULL ACCORD WlTHPARTYS
PLATFORM ADOPTED In SAN FRANCISCO
A"A6ORS RIGHT TO COLLECTIVE BARGAINING ADMIT
TED AND JUSTICE TO LABOR AssuRED

emergencies Of war may be so reduced
SO as to bear less heavily upon the
individual taxpayer CT this generation,
and as to be shared to a greater ex-
tent by those future generations which
will be the direct beneficiaries of the
sacrifice already endured. By this
method our Government can render
practical services in solving the prob
lem presented by the high cost OF
living.
States Sovereign Rights
A Democracy, during a great war.
IS put to severe test. The liberties
OF the citizens are necessarily cur
tailed in tn interest of the common
good When the emergency is pass
ed, however, we should be quick to
undo that which is done solely for the
purpose of more successfully meeting
the emergency. The rights of the
States to regulate their internal af>
fairs, the reserved powers of the
States under the Constitution Of the
United States. are of the very es-
sence OF Our democracy. We must
re-dedicate ourselves to the restora-
ton of those rights by the repeal OF
the war legislation which vested so
extreme powers in the central gov
eminent for specific purpose, which
has now been .accor>- 7Il:zhed.
9 2ecord of Democracy
The rural credits bill has placed
before our agricultural classes a sim,
pie, practical and cheap method of
procuring money for the purchase,
development and operation of our
farming lands. Andthen the supreme
crisis-the horrible World War-was
met by the democratic administration
and carried to a glorious and success
Jul termination.
Factionalism
1T is my honest desire and earnest
hope that with this campaign a new
era will dawn in the party politics
OF this State, that factional affiliations
II they must exist, will crystalline
around measures and not around men,
and that the fate of candidates who
offer for Democratic nomination will
be determined by performance and
not by promise.
In Conclusion
The duties of the Governor OF
Georgia, during the sessions of the
General Assembly, are so engrossing
that | will not be able to discuss these
issuses before the people until after
the. adjournment of the Legislature,
and for days thereafter, as all of my
time-both day and night-will be
consumed in reading and considering
the legislation enacted and submitted
for my approval. I, therefore, appeal
to the loyal Democrats of Georgia to
take up the banner of the party. lie,
it be yours to hold it high. I shall
join you as soon as duty will allow
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1920-08-09
STATE BUSINESS FIRST

Have Geogians forgotten they have government
Mr. Hardck and few lesser lights only thought they
The children of Georgia starving mentally for
schools Decent schools be provided state
insufficient funds the debts pledged
They of Boshevsm land these spread
eaged and political
than their brains work find funds people
and forever nnoulate them against Boshevsm they put their
voices to work and lament its Rather than
would tate it.
The state practically bankrupt Men needed in the state
offices from the governors chair the nconspcuous egs
tive seat who under solemn obligations constituents
to work for the state and to again financially
Those who have the state and its neonle a.
heart crying for candidates who will state offices on
state issues because there has since the
sction when state affairs needed undivided attention
Buswhat are they getting?
Inc aggressive candidate for the govenorshp running ON
The Leader, enterprise and press. (Fitzgerald, Ga.) 1915-1921, 1920-08-09
MEDICINE OR FOOD

You have always bought the bulky
stock food an6 given to your stock
as medicine. Why not buy only
the medicine and furnish your own
food? The medicine will be much
more certain. In &ct, B. A. Thomas
Stock Remedy SO ceftan.. to give
the right results that we sell it on
the money bd ck plan. If it doesn't
straighten ,upI your horse or COW or
sheep, we gi3e your money back
Watt & Holmes Hdw. Co. I'll