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The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
Cirlsl A mass Of long,
thick, gleamy tresses

Let "Dnndcrinc" save your hair and
double It's beauty. You can have lots
Of long. thick. strong. lustr0us hair
Don't let II stay lifeless, thin, scraggly
or fading Brlng back It's color, vigor
aud vitality.
Get "A 35-c mt bottle Of delightful
"pandcrlnc" pt amy drug or toilet coun.
Ter 90 freshcn your scalp, check dan.
drum and falling hair. Your hair needs
this stimulating tonic; then It's life,
color, brightness and abundance will
retuIn-liurry ADV.
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
Voices Of the Night.

Two buddies ran across each other
while on duty. The night was very
dark.
whats that you have?" inquired
Sam.
"a searchight," replied Pete.
"What are you looking for?'
Morning" he said.
stick around awhile and it'll dawn
upon you" suggested sam, and they
parted.-American Legion Weekly.
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
No IriNial Ohstaole.

'llns this town ever boastcd OF any
celchrtcsf"
"rhc only ChIggeryille citizen who
ever got his nnme in the big city pa.
pers won't bee home for ten years yet"
replied the old resident.
"lndcedl What's OBTAINING hlmr'
'Thcrc's II great dcGl OBTAINING him
--the Lord only knows how many tons
Of steel. stone and mortar Tint fel.
lows In the Pen. Birmingham Age
Herald.
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
Aged Fiddler PlayS

Fremont, u.-"kat Guuld. cham.
piou oldtime fiddler NJ America. cele.
hrntcd his eightirih birthday nnniyer.
Snry with u dance In the Mutual Aid
hall In Bellevue. "l,Ht" furnished the
muSic, uld.fushluncd dances were re.
vlycd,
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
WHEN MEALS
DON'T FIT
"Pape's Diapepsln" is the
quickest Indigestion and
Stomach Relief
When meals hit back and your s,om.

When meals hit back and your stom-
ach Is sour. acid, gassy, or you feel full
and bloated When you have heavy
Jumps OF pain or headache from indi-
gcstIon. Here is instant relief.
Just as soon ms you eat n tablet or
two Of Pape's Diapcpsin all the dys-
pepSla. Indigestion End stomach dis
trcss caused by acldity ends, These
pleasant, harmless tablets OF Papc's
Diapcpsin never fail to neutralIzc the
harmful stomach acids and make you
fe~i fine nt once, and they cost go lit
tie at drug stores.-Adv.
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
Their Opinion.

"My friend" began the party with
the overhanging brow, show do the
farmers of your region feel toward the
proletaratT
"Well." frankly replied the gent
from Jimpson Junction, such OF 'em
as have took II. that I've heerd ex.
press themselves, admit that II haint
no better for the rheumatic than n
buckeye In the brltches pocket,"-Kan.
sas City star.
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
Exhibit at Montana State Fair
Sent People Away
Thinking.
EP|TApHS Drive HOME TRUTH
Greater Convenience and a Larger
Measure OF Comfort In the Farm
Home the Big Lesson Conveyed
by Miniature Graveyard.

WashIngton.-lt was neat little
country cemetery. much like most lit
tie country cemeteries, yet there was
something queer about ii. There was
the arched gateway and the customary
weeping willows by II. The clipped
hedge was like most cemetery hedges.
The tombstones were about the aver
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
Federation Is Formed on Paper
by PIOtters in SWitzer-
land.
DETAILS ARE NOT COMPLETE
Exiled Rulers, Seeing the hopelessness
Of Their Cause, How Center All
Their Plotting on One Great
Scheme.

Bcrne. Standardization "the play
ground Of Europe" Of before the "nr
Switzerland has become "the plotting
ground of Europe" of after the war.
And all Of this plotting may now he
summarized In one general end Of "the
constitution of u DGnublun confedera-
ti0n."
To the credit Of the Swiss II must
be said they resent In The extreme de-
gree the abuse that Is now being made
Of their country and their hospitality
by the exiled rulers and statesmen of
erstwhllc empires and states. but they
nre ms helpless In the matter as they
are innocent.
Keeps Everybody Busy.
While they cannot keep their little
country from being converted into m
Incubator, however, they 'an at lcas,
try TO keep the plots being broOded
therein from actually Matching, and the
Swiss secret service, together witt rs
/ gendarmes, its policemen. IT'S detectives
and It's public officials generally. are
putting In quite few sleepless nights
10 this end.
Now that the gradual readjustment
OF Europe has left no dorbts In III,
minds Of certain eXlled rulers. like ex
King Constantine Of Greece and som,
Of the former rulers 0f German states
OF the hopelessness cf their cause. II
Of the plotting In Switzerland hai
come slowly 10 certer on one grea
scheme. scheme TINT Is not only on
sldered possible. but ,hBt is considered
by many OF the gret minds and au
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
UNIQUE CEMETERY
TEACHES LESSON

age run Of tombstones But. withal,
there vas something queer--eyen
shocking. Then you discovered what
It was. These were truthful tomb
stones. Consoling platitudes-"Too
pure for EARTH and that like-found
no place. Instead. there were such
cpltaphs as these: "Mother-walked
10 death In her Kitchen" Sacred to
the memory Of Iane-she scrubbed
herself into eternity Grandma
washed herself away" "Susie-swept
out Of life with too heavy broom"
The people who saw that cemetery
and there were thousands Of them
may have been shocked for the instant,
but they came away with the thought
that one might be better for seeing
such cemetery. For. you see, II was
n miniature cemetery. three feet
square, and II was part of an exhibit
at the Montana state fair. Such levity
with the most solemn thing that man.
kind knows could not he justified
merely on the theory that the things
said were true-but those who saw 1,
came away with the belief that II was
justified by way OF keeping just those
things from being true. And that wa,
the purpose Of the exhibit. placed
there by the agricultural extension de
partment of the state Agricultural col
| lege Of Montana. II was meant TO EN-
phaSize the need for home convent
ences, for lack Of which many farm
woman has gone to her grave befor'
| her time.
Drive Truth Home.
There were other exhibits designed
TO drive home the same hard truth
one was model showing bleal
farmhouse on bare hill. At the bot
toyn Of the hill ran little stream, an
Nv the stream were harms and cattle
Struggling up the hlll toward the hous
with two heavy pals Of water was
henf old woman. And the legend was
| convenient for the cnttle-but not 10
moihcr." Then there was farmhous
with the water supply us II should bt
the woman IN the yard sprinslIng he
.lnwer beds with hose. And the ir
scription read: Convenient for moti
cr--nnd the cattle, too" Anothe
model showed Kitchen us II shoul
Ne. and another. n Kitchen us II shoul
not he. And there was the legend: ".
long.diStance Kitchen shor ms life"
The lesson taught by the exhibit
one that the state agricultural college
and the United StnteS department {
agriculture are trying 10 teach b
every means NJ their command-gren
er convenience and larger measir
of comfort In the farm home.
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
No Ihouaht for the Morrow

Fnrmcr-Wnnt to hire out for
month";
llobo-Gosh, mo- want 10 live to-
day ns II expected to die tomorrow
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16

not ne, returns - the prnhuccr. The
vuliu' NJ live stock nn tCrTS In 1910
wis SS.S,uWN UnO. compared with So.
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
Showing Them of.

A considerable amount of golf -
played principally for the reason that
some women think their husbands look
well in Observation-Disclosures
Star.
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16

Some people ARE so constituted that
they nrc unhappy unless they have
something IN worry about.
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
DISREGARD Desired,

"iy landlord refuses to speak to
me-" $50 does mine. And | wish he
wouldn't write to me. either"
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
EX- X-KINCS EYE
DANUBE STATES

thorItles Of Europe MS being absolute
ly imperative and inevitable.
This Is the constitution Of Il Dan
ubIan federation to replace the old
dual monarchy and which. according n
It's hackers. is the orly thing HAT can
insure the life Of the hnlf.dozen or
more states into which the old AuStri-
an-Ilungarinn monarchy has been d.
vidcd.
Vital and imperative.
Whether this Danubinn federation
has It's center north Of the .Januhe
with what is left of Hungary and Aus.
tria as basis or whether L has Its
center south Of the Danube wi:h Serbia
and Roumnnin playing he .endlnp
role; whether II be monarchical or re
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
Cheap Barometer,

Spirits " rnmrhor makes n rnnd
barometer II Is cloudy before storm
and clear In fnir Weather.
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
Backache and Kidneys

Baokache Of any
kind is often
caused by kidney
disorder, which
neand that tho
kidneys arc not
working proper
ly. Poisonous
matter and uric
acid accumulate
within tho body
in great abun-
q IAN ce, over
working the sick
Kidneys, hence
the congestion Of
blood causes
backacho In the
came manner as a
similar congcs-
ton in the bead
cniIsna llnallnchn
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16

Don't look for any escalator TO do
your climbing for you.
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16
SHE THOUGHT DRESS
WOULD LOOK DYED
But "DIamond Dyes" Turned Her
Faded, Old, Shabby Apparel
Into New.

Don't worry nhout perfect results.
Use "Dlnmond Dyes" guaranteed TO
give n new. rich, fadclcSs color to any
fabric, whether II be wool SILK. linen.
cotton or mixed goods,-,lresses,
blouses. stockings. skirts, children's
coats, feathers, draperies, coverings
everything
The Direction Book with each pnck.
age tells how to diamond dye over any
color.
To match any material, have dealer
show you "Diamond Dye Color Card
ADV.
No man appreciates poetry unless he
has little NJ II In his makeup.
Tn. occasional use of Roman Eve paissm
~ night upon retiring will prevent and 10.
iieve tired. watery eyes, and eye strain. Adv
n lie IL worth living. live II right
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16

No man appreciates poetry unless h,
has little NJ II In his makeup,
The Crittenden press., 1920-01-16

II lie Is worth living live 1t right
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-01-31
BoY seAbpEp scoAsTING.
Lewistown Child Saves Sisters life
When They Hit Auto

Iewistown, Pa, Jan: 31--Paul
Dinln, 10 years old, was scalped
here Thursday in coasting acel-
dent; and his little sister Charlotte,
8 years old, sustained ugly lacera-
ticns of the face.
The children were coasting on
Ridge Hill, teh boy, lying on sled,
and his sister; sitting on his body
when they collided head on with an
automobile standing at the curb.
Paul was caught just above the
eyes by the fender and his scalp
stripped backwards, it required -
stitches to close the wound.
Eye witnesses say that II her
brother had not raised his head and
took the full force of the collision
she would have been killed.
The chiIdren's mother is at a
Williamsport hospital undergoing an
operation.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-01-31
RELIEF TO EUROPE
Committee Agrees to Favor Addition
al Credits of S50,OO0,0O0 to Ger
tain Countries

Washington, Jan. 31.-Republlcan
members of the House Ways and
Means Committee in conference late
yes erday informally agreed to favor
legislation authorizing the Treasury
10 extend additional credits of $780,
100000 to certain European coun-
tries for food relief.
The specific countries to benefit by
the food credits will be decided upon
at later meeting of the majority
members of the committee. Poland.
Armenia ard Austria were included
in the original proposal of Secretary
Glass, since supported in a letter
from President Wilson, for credits OF
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-01-31
tie system to supply The base and STA:

ton had not been ss sufficient for The
needs, the officers said. The govern.
ment; fit was testified, advanced ST..
100000 to the two cities-practically
all Of it to Portsmouth building
the new water supply.
Chairman Butler apparently anger
ed by the failure TO obtain the water
supply in cooperation with the cities,
warned the officers that unless plans
were soon perfected for supply OF the
stations, that he would urge the COM
.mittee to refuse any appropriations
for the base and station. He added
he might confer with congressional
leaders, suggesting abandonment OF
the station.
"Dont they want the government
down there asked the chairman
'sSince the government began opera
lions down there, it has spent $780,
100000 within twenty-five miles OF
Norfolk, and now we have got ne
water. The country won't stand for
that"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-01-31
LAD TELLS OF KILLING
S Star Witness, He Narratesl
Fstker's Staying Of Mother !;

sssssi.-l : .in EY IS /.
Grafton w, Va, Jan. 81. IAN Incl
fent of the trial Of Sam Czerenzie, or
; trial this week: for the murder Of his
! wife; was in the testimony of his 10,
Sear.oh son, Joe, who told how his
. father killed his mother. The lad is
considered precocious and went on the
Stand after rigid examination as te
. his qualifications as a witness.
The lad said he and his little sister
were at home with their father on the
evening of the tragedy, while their
!; mother had gone out to pick beans
from the. garden. She went on to the
home of her sister, Mrs. Ralph Baker.
where she remained some time. When
she finally returned, the little fellow
declared, his father flew into a great
rage and began beating his mother in
the face.
e When asked what his father struck
his mother with, he answered:
& "With his hands. He beat her long
time," he said.
!, Then, the boy said, the father seized
his wife by the throat and hurled her
against the kitchens window. The
breaking of the glass seemed further
to infuriate the man, according tc
the lad, and Selling a chair, he strucl
the. woman with that, said the boy
She then went into her bedroom
where the boy followed her and found
her crying. Later on, the boy said, the
father came to this room and while
his wife lay upon the bed, seized her
by the throat. He then strangled tn"
mother to death in the presence o.
the boy, said the lad. The little fell
low to Illustrated how it was done
arose to his feet, placed one knee upor
the witness chair and clasped his
hands about an imaginary throat.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-01-31
NORFOLk,S WATER SUPPLY
Inquiry to be Made Will Include Elk
penditure of 100000 After
Signing Of ArmiStice

Wash, Jan. 31.-Lack of adj
equate water supply for the Hamp-
ton Roads naval base anI training
station, which commanding officer
said had caused removal of 5000 o.
1900 seamen to other stations, Thurs
day had prompted the House Nava'
Committee to decide to go to Norfoll
to begin an investigation there or
February Is next. The committeemcr
expect to leave here on the Presi
dent yacht Mayflower the night O.
February II.
Committeeman said their inquiry
would not be continued to the ques
ton Of the water supply but that i
would extend to the reasons and wis
dom of the expenditure of approx
mately 100000, after the signin!
of the armistice in the development
of East Camp on land to which thc
government has no time or agreemen
of purchase. The inquiry, it was said
would last several days.
Rear-Admiral A. E. Fechteler, com.
mandanlt of the Fifth Naval District
and Rear-Admiral Frederick Harris
public works officer at the Hampton
Roads base, told the committee tina!
approximately S32,000,000 was spen'
in development of the base and sta.
ton during the war, and that it was
expected that the water supply woulf
be provided, with government aid
through the cities of Norfolk and
Portsmouth. Norfolk, however, has
decided upon the development of ar
Independent supply and as resul,
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-01-31
$780, 600; ese, later reduced to 1925
600 900 by Mr.. Glass.

! = !.
onoosition to authorizing any loans
was expressed by some committee.
men who commended that Congress
had no right to give away govern
ment funds. Others favored S50,OOO,-
600 as sufficient to relieve Austria and
Armenia. They opposed aid to Po-
land because they said its armies
were more than 10 miles beyond the
eastern boundary of Poland as fixed
tentatively by the Peace Council.
Still other members urged relief for
Poland as military necessity to
support that country in its warfare
against the Bolsheviki.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-01-31
Rheumatism

is completely washed out of the
system by the celebrated SILVER
Mineral Water. Positively guar
anteed by money back offer. Tastes
fine; cots trifle. Delivered any,
where by our Alexandria Agents;
T. S. Harper, Inc. Phone them.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-01-31
HOIST REPUBLIC FLAG
New Municipal Council of Dublin
Made up of Sim Fein Members

Made up Of Sim Fein Members
Dublin, Jan. 31.-Whem the new
municipal council, composed of Sim
JFeiners, met for the first time yes
terday it was greeted with the great
est enthusiasm by huge crowds as the
republican flag was hoisted on the
city hall.
London, Jan. 31.-Ireand is almost
universally opposed to the home rule
proposition recently advanced by
Premier Lloyd George, regarding his
proposals with little short of con-
tempt, according to Arthur Hender-
son, the labor leader, speaking on his
return from Ireland with the labor
party delegation, which made ten
day tour of inspection and inquiry
The desire for an independent re-
public was widespread and frankly
expressed, Mr.. Henderson said.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-01-31

For Fire Insurance, Carver and
Callahan, 127 North Fairfax
Street. Z4-l
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-18
ELPASOAUTO
FIRMS TOPAZ
BIG BONUSES

The Tri-State Motor company and
the Universal Car company OF FL Faso
viii distribute several thousand dol
lars among the employees or the Two
firms the day before Christmas
This IS part Of the Ford bonus E9 3
ten. The money TO be distributed .
a pirt Of the earnings Of the Local
companies and not portion OF tne
Ford factory products
The Ford company VIII. also pay
bonus checks this year, but only 70
the men at the factory. Each dealer
throughout the country runs MS own
system.
EdseI B. Ford. president Of the Ford
Motor company. Detroit, has an
nounced the regular cash bonus estao-
lished December 81. 1919, viii be con-
tinued on the same basis this year
Bonus checks are being made out and
distribution Of them viii start Janu-
arv 1. These bonuses are IN excess Of
s7O0O.O00 and VIII be shared BY ap-
proLimately 5000 men.
In addition, the Ford Motor com
many announces an extra per cent
for the SIX months ending December
81 on Ford investment certificates.
This is IN addition 70 the guaranteed
s per cent. 8 per cent having been paid
July 81, 1920, making a total OF Il per
cent for 1920
Everyone in the employ OF the con-
pany prior 10 October ] and on the
payroll December 81 receives a bonus
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-18
AUTOS
TOTAKEGFT
TOCTTY POOR

Persons having Christmas gifts 10
distribute TO the poor need not be at
q loss FOR a method Of delivering
them
In accordance with the custom Of
the organization. Quick Tire Service,
Inc. at Texas and Kansas streets, dis
tributors Of United States tires, Is or
fering 10 the public use OF is service
cars on Christmas eve Christmas Gay
md Christmas night to bring Christ
mas cheer 20 the needy. 30 charge
win be made and service VIII De rem
dered 10 AL persons alike Whether
they are car owners or not the only
condition is that the commodlty %
be carried be a charitable contribu-
ton 70 the poor.
The constantly increasing nun Der
Of calls each year prompts manager
D. G. Booth 70 urge that anyone ue-
string the use OF the service cars ar
range for II in advance, II possible.
1--WE are anxious that the utmost
benefit be obtained from our conlrl-
button 10 the cause OF Christmas
cheer, and are hopeful that many calls
viii be made on us-alWays the eE-
perience In previous years with stores
Of this organization
IF we know beforehand OF the
needs we can so arrange our runs
that the most efficient use VIII be
made OF our cars
1T Is a privilege 70 increase IN any
way the public happiness We gladly
place our facilities a. the disposal Of
The charitable and ask that they iclll
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-18
Auto Owners AdOised
Change Tires Monthly

The fact that tires on the right
hand side OF q car wear our raster
Tran those on the left side otten puz-
lies motorists. The popular suppo-
sition that this wear is caused y
turning many cornerg % the rlsnl Is
Incorrect. The fact ia the increased
wear IS actually caused By the plLc1
of the road. which throws more OF
the car on the right side than on the
The round OF the road from curb 70
curb IS far more important IN oe-
termining the sequence IN Wnlcn Tres ..7
formally wear Outright rear AeLl
rear. right front left front-than Is
cutter wear and abrasions rom
Erfnding off and on pavementa-
The slope Of the road causes tae
right rear tire 20 carry more weight
than the left rear tire Thus the
rfeht front also viii wear more rap
idly than the left front, for the zane
However. as the left rear wheel re-
eeIves a driving pull while the right
'front.' does not, &c wiz wear the faster
OF the two. Under average condl-
lions the right rear tire wears cut
first and the left front last
To secure Uniform wear from Q ser
OF tires, change them around about
once a month. Particularly y II im-
portant 70 reverse the rear tires
After the rear tires are worn down
reverse them with the trcnt--Alotor
Life
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-18
GIVES
ESSEXMOTORS
HIGH PRAISE

II Is a rare thing when an English
motor Journal devotes any space %
pralsinE the merits Of an American
built car, but Ia a recent Issue Of the
British Motor Journal Autocar we
find an interesting opinion by s. F.
Edge. Mr.. Edge IS a recognized au-
thority. Few men outside OF America
have attained such au international
reputation IN the motor car Industry.
Commenting on one American car ne
says;
during the last few weeks wa. one /
cannot help mentioning, the four
cylinder Essex, with an r A C. rat
ing Of IS.4 b. p. II IS an American
PRODUCTION with absolutely che
brightest, liveliest little engine nave
even found In an American car, IN
fact, this motor might really have
had a Coatalen OF a Pomeroy as It's
SPONSOR. Quite outside the engine.s
merits. however the whole car a
good. pleasant 20 use, and striking.
The steering is light and easy; the
snrfuuinE Is good, -hs brakes are
good, in fact everything 70 do win
its driving is most satisfactory The
price charged. too. Is very reasona1 BE
Tor what Is given, by comparisoH with
the prices OF other cars
The ability Of the Essex 70 climb
hills on top speed and yet give one
a comfortable g miles per hour with
l four people I'D, is unequaled In my
experience Of four cyindered cars OF
same engine dimensions. It IS reallg
surprising that one can sriu ran
across such good cars, quite uneN-
lpectedIy. ] heard Of the Essex through
Z a friend who often tells me o. swans
which turn out to be geesei but ig-
more his exaEgeraionsf because there
Z Is generally at least ore swan Ike
attribute about anything he com
mends. and 7 ike enthusiasm, even
when It Is not altogether disinterest--
ed But in this case my friend nae
certainly not oFerstated the facts and
IL was most intrigued 20 IND an
/ American four Of such leIinilltg
I livellness and substance, notWith'
standing its quite noderata all-oI
''Ths next day I had a good long
I trip on a British built car Of about
3 The same seating capacity, but with q
slightly larger engine. Although u
some matters the British cars design
was the better Cor perhaps car
/ more Justly say the better In ny
eves). its road performance was not
! to be compared In hill climbing tQi
/ instance, the home built car was al
avs a sueed Cor gear combination
& inferior TO the Essex To pickup a1lei
I slackening OF speed one Simply &c
Z 10 change down. whereas tne Es59-
was stiu quite happy on It's tol
/ speed"