South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-12


Than Ruth ever clouted home runs:
I've ridden them fr1sky and terribly risNys
I'm quite a past master OF guns.
I can batter a penny forty-ave yards
But take my tattered ohapeau
To the boys who can moose the rampant oayuss
they do the cinema show"
Tho psychology expert having bis say,
7 can't understand II ALL
Though the herones tempted she's always redemptsd-
She's rarely been known 70 fall.
According to science these pie chunking
Would miss every second wild throw.
IT'S always q pie IN the victims left
When they throw in the shadowland show"
"I've batted some battles" the rough-h said.
where the floor was besuattered with gore
Seen a mauler so down with a half broken crown
And come up again rantlng for more:
the king roughneck virtuosos,
At laest all that ever have seen.
Is the boy who knocks out With a solitaire cIout
Thirty toughs-On the movie show screen.
This Aladdin only a busher at best
Annanias' fancy slow.
They're not rated one-two with these supernen WHO
Write and act any scenario
you can boost your auto theft insurance and your
safety devices until daybreak without convincing me-"
declared standing a washington and 0fich-
gan. Il still contend that have the only OF
that is absolute proof against thefts.
Il can that car here the morning and be alb
solutely certain home in It again az
night
'I don't have to lock tt don't give it another
thought until time 10 leave for home.
IF it is not here when 7 return at night alb
solutely certain that I long enough
who took it viii bring it back 20 this exact
spot"
The insurance salesman was downed Man that's
impossible What kind OF is II that cannot be
stolen?"
Lincoln Way" answered the commuter as he made
dash for the platform.
Another angle Of the 18th amendment There Will
twice many presidential possibilities born every
year heretofore
The way these National league baseball clubs are
yelling scandal and graft and gambling each other
It sounds like presidential campaign than pen
If the cotton market keeps rising maybe they Will
start making wool clothes out Of wool again.
Money will do anything-almOst. You even End
people who fght Jack Dempsey for enough 1t.
That IS, they tight Dempsey-amOst.
Hugh J. Ward boxing promoter Of Australia has
come forward declaration that Jack Dempsey
is the greatest fighter Of all time. William MIsae
auto salesman, Of St. Paul agrees.
THEY READ THE PAPERS
Where are they've hasten TO rise and inquire,
These bold and undaunted battlers
Who hot the track OF Champion JACK.
And the answer: They're catching the rattiera"
Mr.. Dempseys entrained for gay Gotham.
Where the heavyweight hord has held sway,
boys who each night. just raring 20 aght
Have departed vamoosed. gone away
Chicago doctors writing alcoholic prescriptions az
two dollars per. Registration medical colleges
constantly increasing.
May IT be said Of Mr. J. Barley Corn that he stag
ing quite a hunger strike OF his oVn7
now IS the time we pay $50 for overcoats which sold
in March for t45 and which sell SIS.
That is-some people viii pay SIS.
Edv-n-If do say It 7 fancy have a pretty good
head on ms shoulders.
Angelina--Its really no, beautiful. Edwin. It's the
way do my hair-The Daily News.
am and always have been. staunch advocate OF The
vacation" idea.
The mind ought sometimes 70 be diverted, that Il