South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-08-27

George Washington. with has right
arm upraised, sits his iron horse at
the lower corner OF Union Square.
forever signalling the Broadway cars
10 stop as they round the curve into
Fourteenth street. But the cars buzz
on. needless as they DO at the beck
OF private citizen, unless his nerves
ere iron, that rapid transit gloria
mundl.
Should the general raise his left
hand AS he has raised his right 10
would point 20 "A quarter or the city
that forms a haven for the OPP
pressed and suppressed Of foreign
lands. In the cause OF National or
personal freedom they have found
a refuge here. and the patriot who
made ~ for them sits on his steed,
overlooking their district. while he
listens through his left ear 90 vaudc-
vile that cariCaturcs the pOstcTity
OF his proteges. Italy. Poland. the
former Spanish possessions and the
polyglot tribes OF Austria Hungary
have spilled here "A thick lather Of
their edervescent sons. IN the &c
centric cafes and lodging-hOuses Of
the vicinity they have ever their ma
tive wines and political secrets. The
colony changes with much fire.
QucnCy. Faces disappear from the
haunts 70 be replaced by others.
whittier do these uneasy birds fit
For half Of tho answer observe care
fully the suave foreign air and for
eign courtesy Of the next waiter who
serves you your table d hOte For
the other half. perhaps II the bar be.
shops had tongues Cand who viii
dispute ITO they could tell their
share.
Titles are as plenty as finger rings
ia
lack Of proper exploitation "a stock
OF title goods large enough 10 supply
the trade Of upper Fifth Avenue is
here condemned 20 "a mere puslcJrt
traffic. The ncw-world landlords
who entertain these offshoOts IF no
hility are not dazzled by COrCnets
and crests. They have dOughnu:s
l. sell instead Of daughters. With
tfcm IL Is a serious matter Of trad
ing IN flour and sugar instead OF
pearl powder and bOnbOns.
These assertions are deemed 1T
ting as an introduction 10 the tale.
which is OF plebcians and contains
NJ one with even the ghost Of title.
Kate D,mpsey's mother kept
furnished room house in this oasis
OF the aliens. TIE business was not
profitable. II the two strapped to-
Ecther enough tofmeet the landlords
agent on rent day and re- - 81
for the ingredients of a daily Irish
stew they called it "A success. often
the stew lacked both meat and po-
atoes Sometimes IL became as bad
as cousomme with music.
In this mOuldy old house Katy
waxed plump and pert and whole
some and as beautiful and freckled
as "a tiger lily. She was the good
fairy who was guilty Of placing the
damp clean towels and cracked
pitchers OF freshly Numbered Croton
IN the dodgers rooms.
You are Informed Cby virtue Of
the privileges OF astronomical dis
coveryD that the star dodgers name
was Mr.. Brunelli. His wearing
yellow tie and paying his rent
promptly distinguished him from the
other dodgers. His raiment was
splendid. his complexion olive, his
mustaChe fierce. his manners a
princes. his rings and pins as mag
nificent as those OF a travelling den
list
He had breakfast served IN his
room. and he ate il in a red dressing
gown with green tassels. He left the
house at noon and returned at mid
light. Those were mysterious hours
hut there was nothing mysterious
p bout Mrs. Dempsey's dodgers except
the things that were not mysterious.
One Of Mr.. KiplinE's poems is adj
dressed TO I'VE who hold the un-
written clue % all save all unwritten
things" The same readers" are
invited 20 tackle tho foregoing as
sertion.
Mr. RrurelII. being impressionablc
and a Latin. fell 10 conjuEating the
verb "amare," with Katy in the OBJ
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antipathy. She talked IL over with
her mother.
Sure. I like him" said Katy.
Hes more politeneSs than twinty
candidates for alderman. and he
makes me feel like a queen when he
walks AT me side. But what is he.
7 dinno2 I've mo suspicious The
marnin'U COON whin he'll throt out
tho picture av his baronial halls and
ax 10 have n weeks rint hung up in
the ice chist along wild all the rist
or EN-"
IT'S thruc." admitted Mrs Dcmp-
sey. that he seems 20 be a sort ~ n
Dago. and too coolChured in his
spache for a rale Eintlemau. But
We may be misjudE!u him. Ye
should niver suspect any wan OF
helm OF noble descent that pays cash
and patronizes the laundry rig'lar.'
He the same thricks of spakin'
and blarneyin' wild his hands.
sighed Katy. "as the FrinCh noble
man at Mrs TOole's that ran away
wild Mr.. Toole's Sunday pants and
left the photograph Of the Bastile.
his g-andfather's chattaw. as seCur-
ity for Fin weeks rint.'
Mr.. BruneHi continued his CalOriiC
wooinS. Katy continued 20 hesitate.
One day nc asked her out 70 dine
and she felt that a denoument was
In the air. While they are on their
way Katy en- her best muslin. YOU
must take as an entr-acte a brief
peen at New York's bohemia.
'TonIo's restaurant Is I'm Bohemia
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