The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1920-01-10
SAWDUST
AND
SHAVINGS
Welcome to our city, 1920!

What's become of Little Eva, any
wayf
Madam Selma Smith certainly knows
how to handle men.
Baron Backus certainly seems to be
the boss of his burg.
Dae ony o. ye ken that gr-r-rand
mon, Siemon Clar-r-r-rki
The suicide squad proposes to die
happy by the wood alcohol route.
Burnquist beats the band when it
comes to getting in bad with Mime
sotans.
Who is this Moses J. Filiatrault,
anyway, Of whom former policeman
Cavanaugh complainss
A tinker toy would have been a less
expensive plaything for Admiral Phil
lips than the superannuated Ellen D.
Tanlac is much safer and much more
grateful to the palate for a New Year
drunk than this destructive wood alco-
hol.
All Bingoland hangs around the Su-
perior city hall these days, wondering
if the wide-open days will be brought
back.
Souls are steadily being made happy
by subscriptions to the Rip-saw. Do
not sin away your day Of grace, dear
old brother.
It is reported that punchboards are
not nearly so fashionable and popular
in Duluth as they were a couple Of
weeks ago.
Bucko bosses are accused Of brutal.
ity in the lumber camps Of the hinter-
land. Such Bolshevism should be re.
buked by the lumber barons.
The most radical, Bolshevistic thing
ever seen in Duluth was the black
cowboy hat that Col. Nagle brought
with him from the Bronx.
Many a citizen is wondering why
Mayor Magney does not name the two
new members of the advisory commit
tee for the Miller hospital.
The Rip-saw is becoming perma-
nent habit with thousands who saw no
merit in it at first. Tasting and test
ing showed them their mistake.
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If the democrats wish to elect the
next president, let them vote for Gen.
Wood in the primaries and Herbert
Hoover at the November election.
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The Schaiblian Knights Of the Tar
Bucket failed to remember the head
sawyer with one Of their ebon New
Year presents.
Lawyer Fryberger is a mighty man
in a lawsuit, but he no more can make
a fire burn against a gale than can
Bert Farrell make water run up hill.
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It's up to the wise and learned doc
tors in the department Of safety to
puncture some of the pimples that
blemish the face of this fair CITY,
Where is the man who will grapple
with congressman William L. Carsss
The "Sailor'' is some husky and it
will take some grappler to put him on
his back.
Rev. John George schaibly may have
rendered unto God the things that
were God g, bat he certainly beat Cae-
sar out of nearly $1,000 by going
through bankruptcy.
One by one, bat entirely too rapidly,
the dear old pioneers of this peerless
city by the inland sea are called away
on that long journey from whence
there Is No return.
Judge L. C. Harris says It is per.
and even commendab1e to hear
the debate between Bryant and Car.
ney, therefore none of the prsletariat
needs to fear.
Art Keller, star roomer at the Al
varado hotel, recently went to Mime
apo1is- Many of the boys ere won
derirg if he brought home any new
tricks in African golf.
If Carney debates with Bryant and
puts it over the self-aPpointed censor
Of loyalty, IT viii not be a real sportin'
act to get even by putting the Irish
Immigrant in Jail.
There's a suspicion that the dear
old News Tribune may decide to again
groom Charles P. Craig for congress.
Many a man well may pray for de1iv-
Dry from his fool friends.
Many wonder if Col. Maggie really
and truly does believe that Townley
red fire and that he possesses
ron toe nails with which to tear up
he gopher holes in this state.
A man who is so foolish as to drink
wood alcohol, sulphuric acid and aqua
.ortis is no good to society, and the
quicker he goes to the garbage dump,
he hettor for all c0neepned