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The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
Sculpture at Home.

A young couple from Virginia visit
ing the Metropolitan Art museum,
were accompanied by an old familiar
NANNY" She suggested that she
would remain in the vestibuie while
they made more extended tour Of
the galleries. Finding her seated ms
indifferent as they had left her, the
young man asked, well, Auntie. how
did you enjoy this wonderful statu-
aryf'
'Dafs whut you calls EN- is IT."
she replied. "Well, honey, fse washed
an dressed you, and Use washed and
dressed your pa before you. so lookin'
at dem amt no recreation to me-
Milwaukee Journal
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
CONSTABLE WRONG FOR ONCE
sieuth Had to Admit That He Had
slipped Up Little on HE
"calkeriations."

II don't often make a mistake In my
Official CELEBRATIONS" admitted Con-
stable Slackputter, the redoubtGble
sleuth, "but I'll have to own up that
yesterday evening ! pretty nigh done
so. A stranger, that looked like he
represented q fair-sized fine and q
nice little fee, came along In his mo-
torcar, sorter wabbling In his prog
ress and singing, My Irene Is the VII
lage Queen. Rum-tum-tiddy Er-rum-
tiddy-tum |" and so forth.
"'Halt, therep says !. Consider
yourself under arrest 7
"And b'gashed IL he didn't stop and
cuss me for everything he could lay
his tongue toi
"What are you trying to arrest me
for, you blankity-busted. lop-eared,
red-necked hickY says he.
"'For being so bone-dry drunk says
I, that you don't know what you're
doing!
Like torment, / don'tp says he,
I'm cussing out blankity-blanked
mutton-he tin-starred boobp says
he. That's what I'm doingr
"Well, of course, seen he did know
So all the action l could take was tC
haul In my horns and wave him on
ward with as much dignity as could
manage to assume on the spur Of the
moment."-Kansas City Star.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
Edna,s conscIenoe clean.

"Don't you think you ought stay at
home like cool girl sometimes and
let mother 60 tc the theater2 Don't
you think mother likes to have fun.
just the same as your" Thus strate-
gic aunt addressed her fearful niece
Of six, who had protested when she
saw her mother laying out an evening
dress. The argument appealed to Ed
mas reason. She ceased to weep and
considered the justice Of the proposal.
Then, having thought 1t out. she lifted
up her voice again In walls.
mo, sir, auntie. l. now. have done
II. I've done the best could. This,
now, morning ! tried to make mother
have some fun. / want her to! So l
asked her and asked her to go wad-
ing with me. And she wouldn't
New York Evening Post.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
SCOUTS INSTRUCT JAY WALKERS.

Four thousand one hundred and
twenty-one adult Jay walkers were
presented in Dctroit's downtown
streets with anti walking cards by
boy scouts. working for the safety first
committee under the supervision OF
police traffic officers.
The card bore the following request :
Dear Friend: Do you know that a
large number of people were killed here
In Detroit last year by crossing the
street in the middle Of block? II
may take a moment moro to so to the
crossing, hut II will be time well spent
both for the sake Of your own safety
and for others"
Fully 70 per cent Of the Jay walkers
were women. In not nne instance
were scouts rebuffed when they offered
the cards. Most of the joy walkers
accepted the cards with good-na-
tured smile.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
Acid Stomach
Makes the Body Sour
Nine Out Of Ten People
Suffer From It

1t sends its harmful acids and gases an
over the body. instead Of health and
strength. Day and night this ceaseless dan
age goes on. No matter how strong. 10,
victim cannot long Withstand the hsaItk-
destroying effects Of an acid stomach.
Good news for millions Of mfercrx-
Chemists have found sure remedy one
that takes the acid up and carries II oue
Of the body; Of course, when the cause -
removed. the mfferer gets wen.
Bloatins, indigestion, sour. acid, gs~H
stomach miseries all removed. This -
proven By over half million aisss Sczks
who have taken EAToNlC with wonku~
iul benefits. II can Be obtained from -
drueEist who win eheerfulIy refund ~
triAins cost Il not entirely satisfastssy-
nvszyone should enjoy ita bensatA ~
gently shs Arut tables gives rsEsk :,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
\ FaIth.

Amos J. Cummings and Ernest Jar
rold were once In pilot boat during a
great storm. The former lny on, n
bunk. -intentIy reading. The boat gave
n fearful lurch and careened until II
seemed TINT she must turn complete
~ over.
"This Is awful, Amosw said Jar
rold. I'm going to put on a life pre-
server. for the boat emit stand II
many minutes longerl'
"Oh, keep quiet and let me ,read.
Mickey |" said Cummings. never lift
ing his eyes. The men on this boat
draw q regular snlary to keep hef
ahoat"- Saturday Evening Post
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13

and nervous, could not eat ana Wa
dizzy. After took the Vegetable Com
pound could work and eat. Now J
am strong and recommend your medi-
cine to my friends. - Mrs. ANNA SLEvA,
rs East 18th Street, Bayonne, N. ].
Women who recover their health, nat
urally tell others what helped them.
Some write and allow their names and
photographs to be published with testi-
monials. Many more tell their friends.
If you need medicine for women's
ailments, try that well known and
successful remedy Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. Write
lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (con-
fidentiaDs for anything you need to
know about these troubles.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
SHIFTING STATUE OF LIBERTY
oIdtImer's Simple Explanation OF
Matter That Had Greatly Puzzled
the Rookie Cob.

The destroyer Sharkey, which ar
rived In New York harbor some days
ago, dropped anchor near the Statue
of Liberty on the starboard side, but
during the night the tide shifted 1t
about to the port side.
This transformation was most per-
picking to rookie COB, who finally
confided his problem to G. p. o.
well, you see, it's like this" the
oldtimer informed him. New York
and Brooklyn both claim the statue,
so to stop the argument the govern
ment let's New York have II one day
and then moves 1t over to the Brook
Ign side the next."-American Legion
Weekly.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
The Dandy DIS.

Keith is lovable youngster. He
manages to come out with flying col
ors from difficult situations. His one
fault is love for play instead Of study,
and when a recent report card from
school was adorned with four large
DIS, his exasperated father took him
severely TO task.
Presently, when there Vas lull in
the monologue, Keith broke In with
"Oh, pshaw, father, don't you know
that D stands for Dandy, B for Bum
and A for Awful"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13

cal pains. i D4o'
pains In my side and
back and also beod
aches, and got 90
weak ] could not do
anything. took
Lydia e. Pinkham's
Vegetable Com
pound and soon felt
better. Now ] ann
married and have
two little boys. Be-
fore the first ono
] was weak
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
SCOUTS TO HALT FALSE ALARMS.

Scout fircmcn is the newest activity
to he added to those Of the Salt Lake
council CT the Boy Scouts Of America.
Cooperation with the fire depart
ment win be taken up wherever pos
siblc and In any way deemed at by
the fire chief. The purpose Of this
organization Is to promote the safety
OF life and property In the city by the
prevention OF fires and accidents. the
prevention Of false alarms from nrs
alarm boxes and telephones.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
Job for Mother.

As the notorious ratified and r0ared
on Its way the small and solemn
youngster stared unflinchingly Mt the
old gentleman who sat opposite him.
Presently his relentless gaze began
to create diversion, he wlnked at
the small boy.
But he felt even more embarrassed
young and pretty mother, and said, In
shrill. clear tones:
Mamma, wink at that mani"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
Where is Relief From
Blazing Skin Diseases?

will cleanse the blood thoroughly
and kill the germs that cause the
trouble. And for this purpose no
remedy ever made can approach
the record Of s. 8. s. which
cleanses the blood Of the disease
germs. at the same time building
up the general health.
For valuable literature. write to
Chief Medical Adviser, 100 Swift
Laboratory. Atlanta, Ga. j,
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
Knew Both Kinds.

Manager of Registry Offlce-what
was the matter with your last placer
Domestic-The couple had only
been married q month, and cudn't
stand tn love-makin'.
Manager-Well, here's chance In
house where the couple have been
married ten years.
Domestic-That's too long. ]. likes
peace and quiet.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
Chinese "GossIps."

In China there is very strange
pi ofession for women. 1t is carried
en- by the elderly ladies, who go the
round Of the best houses. announcing
their coming by beating drum. and
Offering their services to amuse the
lady Of the house.> This offer accept
ed, they sit down and tell the latest
scandals and the newest stories and
bits Of gossip. and are rewarded at
the rate q q few pennies per hour.
A burthen Of ones choice is not felt.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
Avoiding Persona Iitles.

You and your wife had quite dis
cussion about the League Of Nations
the other evening"" remarked the OBJ
servant neighbor.
Yes" replied Mr.. Meekton. "Hen-
rietta and l have decided that 1t is
better to argue about our foreign re-
Lotions instead Of our kin folks"
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
cutIcura soothss ItchIno scalp

On retiring gently rub spots Of dan
druff and itching with Cuticura Oint-
ment. Next morning shampoo with
Cuticurn Soap and hot water. Make
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have clear skin and soft. white
hands.-Adv.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
ExasperatIne.

Mrs. Subbub-Men are so aggravat-
ing.
Mrs. Dosay-What is the matter
now?
my husband saw Lady Dashleigh
yesterday, and ! asked him what she
had on, and he replied, oh, clothes -"
Answers, London.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
In the Kitchen.

The Knife don't like the Shafp-
ener; he is such grind. ~
Tie Spoon-Look out. He is edging
up to You now.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13

Some of the profoundest worries
arise from something said that nobody
overheard, after all.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
Mr.. Louis. Young, 1862
Clifford st., Rochester, N.
r.. writes:
Must l Endure Forever til
TOrturOus Itching?

The skin is fed from the blood,
and upon the condition Of the
blood depends whether or not
your skin will be healthy and free
from bolts, pimples, scaly irrita-
tions, red eruptions and other dis
figuring and unsightly disorders.
The sensible treatment that will
show real results is remedy that
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13

Doesn't hurt Bit! Drop little
"Freezone" on an aching corn. instantly
That corn stops hurting, then shortly
you lift It right off with fingers. Truly !
Your druggist soils a tiny bottle Of
"Freezone' for a few cents, sufficient to
remove every hard corn. soft corn, or
corn between the toes. and tlir callusss
without soreness or irritation.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
NEW CHEMICAL.
KILLS BED BUGS,
p. D. @.

p. d. @. Pesky Devils Quietus) is the
name OF a new golden colored chemical
discovery by DR.. Price that actually risiTs
the worst infested house OF. bedbugs.
reaches, fieas, ants and their eggs. They
them with p. D. Q. A a5c package OF
p. d. Q. makes quart Of strong bug
killer, and goes farther than q barrel OF
the old fashioned dangerous dope. p. ID.
Matching. FREE patent spout In every,
box to enable you to get them In the
hard-to-get -at-places, and saves Juice
Your druggist has II OF he can get II for
you, or sent prepaid on receipt OF price
by the Owl Chemical Works, Terre Haute--
Indiana.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-04-29

An add in the Republican VIII
bring results.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-04-29
MAGNITUDE OF FOR.
EIGN TRADE

The Importance of sound shipping
policies is best shown by the fact
that in 1919 our foreign trade am
,,dunted tot over twelve billion dol
lars. &C.,.
Before the world war 90 per cent
or our foreign trade was carried In
foreign vessels but per cent being
carried under the American flag.
In 1914 American tonnage regis
cred in foreign trade was only
L276.ooO gross tons, while in March
1920, at had increased to $500, 900
gross tons.
American ships cleared from the
United States with 745.a42 tons
freight in 1914. and cleared with
s,s1e,22s tons in 1s1s-an eleven
fold Increase. wy w E"
Those who are Indifferent to the
development to its highest efficiency
oft ne American merchant marine
can hardly be classed patriotic Am
orleans.
There was never q time when SER
Vice IN our overseas shipping held
out such inducements to Americans
as at the present time for good jobs.
But II Americans will not man our
ships. shah the ships lie IDLE at the
docks or the cargoes rot on the
lWharves while the world starves?
uMonopolistic laws forbid the en-
|picyment OF men who cannot speak
1.-THE English language or belong to
the seamen's or stexedore's unions.
~ -
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-04-29
! TO THE PUBLIC

All non combustible rubbish such
3 cans. bottles. ashes, ETC., that Ia
placed at the curb not later than
April 21st. WIN be hauled away by
the city, free Of charge. This refers
to noncombustib,e material only. Ti,~o
burning Of rubbish will be permitted
outside athe fire limits from April
18th to 2sth. between the hours nt
6 a. M and IL non.i All fires mus,
be out al IL o'clock noon each day.
BY order Of the Board of City
Commissioners.
ns7o --,u, C.. w. RAPP, 4,
n, -.,-,t !, Fire Chief. r
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-04-29

49, = VI - - -
ygir = RsTsrEE
Notice is hereby given of the in
tention Of Iwellsvilley City. and its
City Council. to create Sidewalk Paw
ing District No. .. and to lay ana
construct therein the following i'm
provements, tot-wit.ssa - arg Eva
To lay ana construct a concrete
sidewalk four feet wide. together
with bridges, culvefts and the neces-
sary grading therefor. on the south
side of Third South street from : \
point Zen rods west OF the east line
Of block seven t7), Pat "B". Wells
vile City survey, to the west side of
Second West street I: on the west side
Of Second West street between Sec
ond and Third South streets; on the
north side Of Second South street be-
tween First and Second West streets;
ON the west side Of First West street
between Third South street and a
point thirty rods north of the south
line of block thirty-seven (s7). Plat
"a. wellsville City survey: on the
aorth side Of First South. Second
South. Third South, Main. First
North and Second North streets. be-
vssn Center and First West Etrest:
ON the north sides of Third South
and Second North. and the -south side
Of Third North street between Gen.
ter and First East Streets on the
west side Of First, East street between
q point ten (10) rods north of the
south line of block twenty Gao y Plat
"a" welisville City survey, and
Third North street; on the east side
Of First East street between First
and Third South Streets. and between
Main and Second North streets; on
the north sidesi of Second South and
Second North streets, and the south
side Of First North street between
First and Second East stfsets on
the east side ofisecepd Estt stxses
between Main and, Second Nthl
streets; on both sides o. Main and
the south side Of First South saeets
between Second and Thifd es'
streets: on the west side Of Third
East street a. follows to-vit: al
The south ten rod. abeaiAs bssot
one ~ the north twenty COY VA.
.buttins block twelve t1s) and tn
south twenty-four tsAS rods abut.
ting block twenty-five 12)tPlat "a
Wellsville. Cache County. Wellsville
city Survey; on the east side Of
Third East street between FRS
South street. and a point nine and
one half (9.5) rods north Of the
south line of block eight (8) Pla
Co, wellsville City survey, and be
tween First North street and poin
twenty (20) rods south of the nortl
line of block five 60 Plat &c
Wellsville City Survey; on the soutl
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-04-29

side Of Third South street between
Third East street and a point six
tsp rods west Of the east lir.c Of
block one (i) Plat "B" weilsville
City survey; on tho west side OF Gen.
ter street between First North street
gnn a point twenty (ao) rods north
'6f the south line Of block thirty-nine
1922 Plat "A,'rweilsville City sur
ley. wellsvillsl city, Utah. and de-
fray the whole cost thereof estimate
ed at $4,000, by a local assessment
upon the lotsOo parcels Of ground
described to-wit:
lot 8, block q, the north half Of
block 8; lot 6.s-block T.. all in Plat
"B" wellsvllle7 City survey; the east
half Of block s. the south half Of
block 8; the east halves or blocks S,
8. II, IS. AZ. 20 and 81; the south
halves of blocks 4. Q. 1S. 10, rs and
20; lot block 80; the south half
of block 8. the south. east and north
halves OF block 80; lots 6. 2, 8, block
90; the east half of block rs; the
vest halves of blocks Q, FL and "a;
he SOUTH, vest and north halves Of
block IL; the south half of block 81;
Iota s. 8 and q. block ~; lots 8. O..
and T., block y1s; lots 1. Q, 8, 4. 8;
q, g. block q: the west half OF
Aock ,2s;nlnt !. block 4. all-in Plat
"A" wssllsyillle City Survey; lots 2.
8. 4 and s. block g.: lots .. 8. 4
and s. biock Z; lots 1 and S. block
IS, Plat "c'' welisvillee city survey.
- Also to lay and construct con-
rete sidewalk five feet wide togeth-
with bridges, culverts and the ne
essary grading therefor on the south
ide of Main and First South streets
etween Center. and First East
treets; on both sides of First East
treet between, Main and First South
treets; on the south side OF Main
street Sstwssh 4 point twenty rods
east Of the west line of block "A.
Pat ar. weIlsvilie City survey, and
sstsnd Esstsstrs5 in wellsyiiiS City.
Iu&. ana dtffaxizhe whole IL ls
cost thereof estimated at $1,000. by
local esssxPspt sppsq tse lets or
pArcsh d IAN sdsssssssA asyoilsAs.
,to-wit:
SHELL. ,,SN, 81,
sfhs lAshshal,, % slssksAS. the ;sssi
AZ Icsth hs,vss ofSSak A; lots 1
Is. .ana s. b}ost = i gil IA rlasi'A
lwslls,iIs city srTs "a
i Also 10 ID, and Iconstrnot strssi
crossings together with bridges. cul-
verts. curbs and cutters and the ne.
cessary grading therefor on the soutf
side of the intersection of Third
South street with Third West street
on the west side of the intersection o.
Second West street and Third Soutl
street, and with Second South street
on the north side of the intersection
-.. NJ
of Second South street with Seconc
West street; and with First Yves
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-04-29
,.... Of Ohio, City of Toledo.

state Of Ohio, City Of Toledo.
Lucas County. -. '~st,.r--...
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that -
q senior partner OF the arm Of y. J.
Cheney q Co., doing business In the City
Of Toledo. County and state afofsoaid.
n sSa tAas Wa eE% Ill XII PAX she sum ne. e
cured BY the use OF HAi.i;S cATARkH
MEDICINE. FRANK J. CHENEY.
Sworn TO before me ana subscribed In
my presence. this 9Th day Of December.
AID. fSS6 A. W. GLEASON, ny
Hairs Catarrh Medicine IL taken In.
ternally and acts, through the Blood ON
the Mucous Surfaces Of tina System. Send
for testimonials. free.
Sold by all druggists. 76c.
halle Family Pills for conssipation-
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-04-29
DON'T YOU FORGET RI

Bear in mind that Chamberlain
Tablets not only move the bowels.
but improve the appetite and strens-
then tho digestion. They contain NO
pepsin or other digestive ferment but
strengthen the stomach and enable it
to perform It's functions naturally.
..fH ,f.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-04-29

Every young man should learn
that while girls get mad when they
are kissed lot Of them get mad
when they are not. 4,-,.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-04-29

There is only one kind Of stingi-
ness we can commend in any Logan
man. We like the one who insists
on keeping his temper.
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-04-29

street; on the west side OF the inter-
section Of First West street With
Second South street; ana with First
South street; and with Main street;
and with. First North street: and
with Second North street; and with
Third North street; on the north side
of the intersection of First and Third
South streets; Main, First and Sec
ond North streets: with First West
street; on the north side of the in
tersection Of Third South street with
Center street; and with First East
treet; on the south side OF the in
tersection Of First South street with
Center street. and with First East
street; and with Second East street;
n the south side of the intersection
OF Main street with Center street.
and on both sides Of the Intersection
with Second East street; on the
north side Of the intersection of Sec
ond North street with Centst street;
and with First East street.; on the
outh side Of the intsrseegon Of
Third North street with Center
treet; on the west side Of the In
| srssction Of First East street with
First South street; and WIN Aain
-trest; and With First North street:
and with Second North street; on the
east side Of the intsrsectipn Of Fast
East street with Second South street;
nd with First South street; and
with Main street,, and with First
North street. apd with Second North
tfeet; on the east side Of the inter-
section Of Second East street with
frst North street; and with Second
forth street on the west side Of
bird East street att he INTERSECTION
nth Third South street and across
bird East street ten rods, north of
he south line Of block 1; and. sevep7
cen rods south of the north line of
;tlock ~; and twenty-four rods north
! i the south line of block AZ, Nat
1 A"kweiissille3cits s,fsAy: sn he
asst ,s,dexspf athss tstSsstiA n
\ Aip6asast strset witkss 1hd III
treet, respectively of wellsti'le ciiy
tJtshe me, %sASs,pated sNs4.oQo
. Ss1pssdAflsA tIessenersi fu9A of
he city.
rtIis The intsntlds,s,, said city tc
oat. "a locsl stisssSent due and
$yaSts ini five, equal tnstdtms.l4
ID - issaa ooSsdd warrants thers
or according q iax. : n II
Notes i furtnst gwen that IN.
: lefty Council of wellsville City. vii
meet on May 18th. 1870. At 9 o'clool
m. and hear any and all objection
nd protests that may be made o
; lied to the creation Of said dtstric
{ he making of said improvements o
4 he levy of said tax, and all person
esiring to so protest or object mus
! lie said protest or objection in writ
ng with the City Recorder on o
I efore said date.
. Date of first publication. April "a
} 900.
9 BY order of the City Council Q
Vellsville City. Utah.
e. L. WILLIAMS.
,av-s-15 City Recorder
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Casts No Light. Ahead. !

Human experience. like the stern
lights OF ship at sea, il,umincs the
NTH which we have passed over
Coleridge
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-04-29

The U. A. c, sumner quart.r will
open June 1. The first term viii
close July 8. There will be an H..
termission from July to July 10 on
account of the meetings of I've Ma
tfonal Education association at Salt
Lake City during, those dates, The
second term will. open July IL and
continue until August 20. >.