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as indicating that CarranEa in return
FOR his recognition of Huerta. as prosi-
dent OF Mexico sought to bind Huerta
TO the following conditions:
From the terms of the above mos
sage il Is contcndcd there were two
conditions which Carranza sought to
impose upon General liuertn in return
for tho formers recognition OF Hucrta
as president OF Mexico. They were:
That Carranzu be permitted to re-
main as Governor of Coahuiia, md that
the Federal government should agree
to continue the auxiliary forces to-
Scthcr with the Federal subsidy.
Carranza however, objected TO the
control OF the state troops hy the
Federal government. other messages,
show and disrcSardinS tho conclusions
reached with General llucrta through
his commissioners, attempted to
finance his native troops by making
lcvicS OH financial institutions in the
state of Coahuila. General Huerta
learning OF this sent tho Governor of
Coahuila the following message, which
was received in Saitillo on tho morn
ing of March .:
please inform us for what purpose
you extracted $4,000. from the bank
a. this government has no informa-
ton upon this subject"
The committee left here tonight for
Ill Paso. where tho hearings will be
resumed tho latter part of next week.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-01-25
DELVE into MEXICAN FEuDs
SENATE PRoBERs UNCOVER
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES NOTES
Reasons for Refusal tn Recognize
Mnderos Successor shown by
Official Documents,

SAN ANTONIO. Jan. s4.-copics OF
oihciai tc!eErams purporting to throw
some lishi. on Carranza's refusal RI
rccoEniZe iinerta were placed evidence
At the last hearing here today of thc
senate subcommittee Investigating The
M.N'can situation. The CORE spondencc
was Exchanged Mt tho time Carrnnzn
was Governor of the state OF Coahuiia,
y message to the American state De
nartmcnt from the consular oIticnr
men ~ :a'tillo. was that Carranza had
ueclaed 70 recognize the now govern
mont, but the correspondence indira:nd
!; IL. was c, sent without the knowledge OF
carransn and Huerta. The dispute WAS
1851 Cerhing tho maintenance OF state
GOODS. me forme~ government had
hEpropria'ed annually a certain amount
M ,hn:S LOT !hat purpose, and regard
,nS mat continuance OF the rlan If i
am-i Ma,dero and Carranxa had dis
AK eco. Tho dispute was reviving af-
e cgr 1nnerta assumed control OF the gov
mo controversy under tho 1Iucrto
ann ,o, ihistration begun February 81
t,or carr. Win the formal notification OF
i,NeE,as Secretary of Interior. and
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-01-25
Hunter Refuse. TO ran J..

Thomas bornax Hunter refused 10
saNe anything 20 say "aS long as there
button on the FOIL" Chair1na n
nc question must coniinc themselves
! s'!.iE 10 arguments why the GcDart- :
! inrnt nonld or should not be abolished a
40 rel n rom ptrSoualities o. mt d.
. i"'Es un"u the personnel OF tie do
~! in"hi Delegate Hunter intnua.na
,,illl 2@ would have some highly on
I" make wcrn h!s rouI-u" NO, L~idl.i
brlGrat" Hoschou, Of I.lchrnond
,....mi.n,,d /" ,dranatio climax TO the de-.
~, "hsn he advanced ia tho center
I ~ thc hAli ana demanded that Dr
! Iot"rs. nroincc his Tles showing no
| Quantity OF wh''tl importer from Ri
'imrrc Tor Druggist Shoul Tor Inc
| uyrl1h ~ sly months prior 10 tho limo
| "nen n" druggist 9iscon,inunl ~
! sac % prescription" WHISKY ''e
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Continued From FirSt nageD
10 weaken The law. and answered a let
ter purnortinE to have been written by
q Judge, appearing IN Il Richmond
newspaper, attacking the Governor OF
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File protest. Against Rosen.

BERLIN, jan. 24.-Spain has pro.
tested to Germany against tho appoint
mont of Dr. RoScn as minister at Mad
rid on tho ground OF his participation
in the Morocccn delegations. with
which he was identified in the Paris
deliberations over the program OF the
convention
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-01-25
Senate Bills

z BY Nj. Ga-rett-No ls-: \ bill 10 an
p.cpris;e the additional siri OK $50. 600 out
of any money IN the treasury NOT other
The arrropEis lions heretofore made being
fasuthCl Which was taken uu. ordered
TO be ur.r:s5 ard referred the Conn
mittes on FIaancs
.m By n, Hsal9E-No ~; ~ tli -.
Code 81 Ni-c.ais- Which was taken M.
ORDERED % - ;rs1;ct and referred 10 the
CoTn,;tse fog Gou-rs ~ Jnstic"
By Ny Robertson tSr- rNGucSii-No. i2.:
A hill 20 amend Ard rc-sGac, SECTION 45To
. CT ;h% Code q virgins. IN relation Ia tho
business on Sunday. Which Was taacr up,
9Tds.sd g ;. p;4Et.5 sat .,is::ta TO me
BY Me.. .4r<Sas-No. I2s a bill TO
amend aud Ts-eaacl act % the ASsc :nbly-
OF Ni-Stn's sPr-ovs4 March i. ISIS. an!
TO provide fos the I.ayuient out OF the
State Treasury .: the attorneys 70! tho
Commonwealth OF the counties ana cities
OF the SAT- certain fees in felony and
nisderneanor eases; and obt.i1!nc -c0uig
The maximum amour; THAI tho attorneys
for the Comm uuwcalth ri tAc respCc;iv.
counties ana ciues 81 the state shall -
to Tx for Them and 20 p-ov.tc 70. the uay-
nsnt OF certain fees IN scirc tacias ana
other proceedings upon forfeited recount
Sanccs witch was taken up. ordered 20
Ls printed and referred 20 the Committee on
iv Mcssrs I.ecdy JcH-cys. Rvrd. Deal
Andrews Russell BeIcrlev Miller. t.arly
Booker. Heninc; Mitchell. oliver. Woodson
Garrett. Cock. Downing ana Gool-ick-loiat
amcndmen, TO tho Constitution OF tho United
states on woman suffrage Which was
taken W.. ordered to hc printed aud re-
iSrrcd 10 the Committee on Privileges and
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-01-25
Explosion on Board
American Steamer Name
my Associated prcss.l

PANAMA. Jan. 2i.-Therc was M
explosion on hoard the American
Shipping Hoard steamer Marine AT
o'clock this afternoon, while the
vessel was alongside her pier at
triStOhsl. The oil bunkrrS were
jEnitcd. and as tho resulting fire
cot beyond control. Jugs lowed the
steamer Ia the outer harbOr, where
il il expected she will sink.
The Marine was en- route from
New York ~ Melbourne with II
general cargo of 5000 tons.
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ihrrn,. Gree, Former pr,,,,c,,

HAVANA, Jan. 2i.--l7orlncy yrc.,,,.
Jose Miguel Gomez, ..ccoynn.nII,SN -,
his family and 4 pnrtv OF frIcnGe ~
rived hero this morning from Mia,rt
Scaor ionic" was greeted hv :, lar"
number or prominent uLcruIs '"' ~
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-01-25
Important Facts About This Clea

Some OF these instruments show signs Of use.
Even the lowest priced ones however are in
good playing condition and should give long,
satisfactory service.
Others have been used very little and look
IKE new. Many Of them Instruments of
me highest class, such %onld be worthy OF a
place in The finest homes
For the most part these instruments have
only recently been taken in by us and are in
good mechanical condition. Necessary adjust
mcn,s and tuning will be looked after by our
expert repairmcn
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-03
COMPLETE COUNTY TICKET rs
ANNOUNCED.

The ticket bearing the: names OF
candidates for county offices to be
voted on in the primary on June 5
was prepared at Greensboro Monday
bv the county board of eelctiOns, of
which A. e. Tate, of High Point, is
member.
There were several candidates un-
opposed on the Democratic side and
these were declared to be nominees.
Th canvass Sby the board disclosed the
fact that the Republicans had enter
ed, full ticekt with no contests for
nomination. Nf
Here are the Democrats officially
declared contestants by the board:
For State senate-O. E. Mendenhall
and John L. King; for membership
on the board Of county commission
ers, two to be elected-W. G. Jones
(incumbent), j. G. Foushee and ID.
r. Huffines; for register of deeds
r. H. Wharton Gncumbent), and j.
L. Haynes.
Sheriff d. B. Stafford was found by.
the board to be an unopposed candl-
date for that office. Thos. j. Gold,
of High Point, G. G.. Wright and ID. l..
DonnelI are unopposed candidates for
the state legislature from this coun-
ty. other unopposed candidates for
nomination are: For member OF
board of education-C. S. Gilmer; for
treasurer-G. H. Mckinney; for sur
veyor-J. R. Edmunds; for coroner
George B. Robson.
The following Republican tlcket
was announced by the board: For
senator-Orin r. York; for house OF
epresentatives-T. L. Trogden, X. II.
Heffner and John H. Vaughn; for
county commissioners, J.5N. Mills. Sr.,
and A. E. Futrell, the latter Of High
Point: for member of board of educa-
Gillian; for sheriff-John p.
Hodgin; for Register Of deeds. r.
Murrell; for. treasurer-Mrs. Sadie ,.
schoo1feld; for Surveyor. s. Trog-
don: for coroner. w. Causey.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-03
HIGH POINT OVERALL COMPANY
CHANGES OWNERS.
/. T. Hudson and G e carre++ :

n. T. Hudson and C. c.. Garrett Buy
Plant and Begin Operation June I.
I. All the physical property of the
High Point Overall Company has been
purchased from B. S. Cummings by H.
T. Hudson and G. C. Garrett, who
have recently been adding new ma
chinery and assembling large guam
tity of material preparatory to start
ing operation of the plant next Tues
day, June 1, on a big scale.
The new owners are quite well
known in Greensboro and this section
of the country. Mr.. Hudson has been
for several years secretary-treasurer
and manager Of the Bluejay Manu-
featuring company, overall manufa9x
turers of Huntington, West Virginia.
Some years ago he was associated
here with his brother C. c. Hudson in
the Blue Bell Manufacturing company,
Greensboro concern turning out a
large volume of high grade work
clothes, Mr.. Garrett, a native of
Guilford county, was until he enlisted
in the army during the world war; in
ifharge OF the office of Bradstreet's in
Huntington, West Virginia The High
Point Overall company, under the
management of these two experienced
and able business men, is expected to
flourish.
Messrs. Hudson and Garrett will re-
tain the name, High Point Overall
Company, but will effect an entirely
new organization. They will also
keep the old trade name, anvil
brand" which has become known over
a good part of the county. They ex-
pect to employ at the outset between
so and 100 operators in their factory,
and will turn out about $50 or 500
dozen garments per week
The new owners of this well known
overall company expect to enlarge
their plant some time in the future,
the time to depend upon the growth
of the business. They will begin with
very bright prospects.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-03
POTATO CAR TO VISIT CITY.

The High Point chamber OF COM
merce Friday received a letter from
c. D. Matthews, state hortlculturlst'
in which he said that arrangements
had been completed with the Southern
railway for the transportation OF the
special sweet potato exhibit car ana
that High Point had been selected as
one of the cities to be visited oy tne
car. The exact date has not YET
been selected, but it is probable tnat
the car will be here this week.
The car is being sent out by the de-
partment of agriculture for the par
nose Of stimulating interest IN the
growing of sweet potatoes. The men
engaged in agriculture in this sectlon
will be invited and urged to visit the
enea ged in agriculture in this sactloh
will be invited and urged to visit the
car and inspect the exhibits. one
important feature will be the potato
house on the car, which will give the
farmers some idea Of how to mouse
the product.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-03
HIGH POINT ROUTE 4 NEWS.
(By Mary A. Clodfelter.)

(By Mary A. Clodfelter.)
Wheat is very good but not much
of a crop sowed. Too little farming
done these days by many so called
farmers.
Master Richard Clodfelter has a
bad foot due to horse stepping on
it.
Sugar is selling at 33c in Wall
burg and very little to be had.
There is plenty of butter on the
market these days and its hard ito
dispose of.
John Clinard is on the sick list
Mrs. C. G.. Smith is still quite
poorly.
show it. Only one or two arrests In
the past five years. Find another
place with as fine a record.
Until better substitute is pro-
vided the pool room is the less of the
other evils that will follow their
closing"
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-03
GOING TO EUROPE.

T Elwood Cox and his nephew, Jo-
semi Cox, both of this city, have filed
applications with Chief Clerk r. l..
Blalock of the federal court OF the
western North Carolina district for
passports to England, France, Bel
gium and Italy.
Mr. Cox said that he and his neph-
ew expected to leave New YORK OH
July 81 for business trip to the EURO
mean countries Returning they VIII
leave liverpool on August %. They
NAV find it convenient to attend the
conference of the Friends church to
he held in London this summer,
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-03
DEAD : INFANT FOUND IN CREEK,

a female infant, apparently prema-
turely born was found i'm Boiling
Creek three miles northeast OF tne
CITY. last week by children Of the NJ
p. Orpha:sage who happened to be
nlaying in the creek. There Is no
clue as to who threw it in the creek.
Some suggest that the bodY was
thrown from a bridge over the creek,
while others think it was thrown In
further up and foa&ed down. The re-
mains were Inferred along *he banks
Of the creek after having been viewed
by the county coroner, Countv Physi-.
clan Jones, Deputy Wagner ana
ethers.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-03
FURNITURE BY TRUCK.

Three huge army automobile TRUCKS
from Camp Bragg, Fayetteville arriN.
ed in High Point Friday morning ANA
returned late In the afternoon. taklAg
with them large quantity or furnl-
ture manufactured in local plants. Inc
furniture is to be used in equlpplng
the enlisted mems club at camp
Bragg. The soldiers came to High
Point several weeks ago and TOOK
hack with them at that time several
truck loads of furniture. 1t IS salu
that large sum of money is Delng
spent. by the enlisted men at F,ayette-
Vile camp in order to make the cluo
house there one of the most attrac-
tive in any United States army
camp.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-03
WANTS TO BE CHIEF U.S.A.
CANDIDATE FOR THE PREsI-
DENcY SPEAKS HERE.

Gen. Wood, candidate for the presi-
deney> OF the United States, spoke
here from the post office steps Satur-
day at noon. A goodly number of
people heard him. He repeated about
what he said in his other speeches,
which have been published in the pa
pers. He claims he is not militaristic
and that since peace is at hand does
not believe in a big standing army
He was introduced by J. Elwood Cox.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-03
NEGRO KILLED BY TRAIN.

Grady Jones, negro laborer on ele
section force of the Southern rallroao'
was fatally injured Thursday Wnen
lever car upon which he ana seVelai
other negroes were riding, was struch Ia
bv Southern passenger train No.
The accident occurred near Greens
boro. Jones died few mlnukes a11el
the collision. Lester Dover ana 1ant
Dickson were bruised up conslueraoIy
They were taken to Greensboro ho5,
pital and it is reported that tney VIII
recover.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-03
BIG CONVOY COMING.

The convoy Of the Motor Transport
Corns of the United States army ac-
ross the continent from washington
D. c., to Los Angeles, Calif.' ass
tance of $500 miles, over the BANK
head National Highway, will arrive
here June 22.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-03
A CALF WITH TWO HEADS

A two headed calf is a curiosity
DIR. A. c.. Jones got in possession of
this week end the curiosity has been
seen by hundreds. 1t was embalm-
ed by Undertaken Sechrest and sent
to Washington to a taxerdermist to
put in shape and later will be put
on exhibition.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-03
REVIVAL SERVICES.

members of South Main Street
Methodist Episcopal church are inter
ostod in the series of revival ser
vices which began Sunday morning'
Rev. J. w. Williams, the PASTOR is
preaching and the revival will proDao-
1v continue for two weeks.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-03
AUTO STOLEN FROM SHOP HERE.

The Ford automobile of G. L. s.,
was stolen sometime Thursday night
from the repair shop of N. w.
Reeson. East Broad street. u.
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-03

Miss Margaret Mungo has returned
to winston Salem after spending sew
eral days in High Point with nef pa
rents, Mr.. and Mrs Edward MuHgo.
R. J. Webb, of Charlotte, was q
business visitor here Wednesday
The review. [volume] (High Point, N.C.) 1908-19??, 1920-06-03

Cletus Floyd returned Wednesday
from, kansas CITY. Mo-, where he was
this year engaged in study
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-01-08
JUST TRY 1T ONCE

If you have something in your attic your BASEMENT youl
spare roo your barn. around you anywhere that you want
SELL try The Herald classified ads and you will find buyer
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-01-08
RALD HEADS At PEACE TABLE
Many Diplomats Had Whiskers and
Muetaohes, but Lacked Hair
on Their Craniums.

An amusing sidelight on the recent
peace conference at Versailles is
thrown by correspondent, who not
only reported the proceedings proper,
but took notes regarding the hair,
mustaches, boards and whiskers of the
peacemakers.
Two-thirds of the delegates were
more or less bald. Perhaps some of
them made up for this by wearing
mustaches. Out of 85 men who sat
round the peace table,, all had mus
taches:but a.. q 4 .sH oS y. ,,,n,,y 4si9
Whfskers, on the other hand, were
not popular. Only three people wore
them. and by a. curious coincidence
the names of all these three people
began with v. They were Venizelos
Of Greece, vandervelde Of Belgium
and svassitch Of Serbia. The latter's
whiskers were, particularly prominent.
In regard to dress, there was less
formal attire than one might have
imagined, The English paid no special
attention to dress. High hats and frock-
coats; ;5onceua Combination that would
never have been sanctioned. weue
quite popular; but there were s0me
countries which put all they knew into
their attire. These were. notably, the
Japanese, and some Of the South
American states.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-01-08
NgThs ihsy.,l Az !

A pretty Philadelphia girl at q
Newport dance wore saaA fOse- cOlored
gown Of the new bareback, fashion,.
Very decQllete In 'front.' the gowns
bodice in the real. opened IN broad
" almost Ito the waist. There were
mo sleeves to. the. rose-colored gown; /;
4bnf the contrary 1t was cut iout under
the arms like the Jerseys. worn by ath-
letes.t 1T had! to be sure, "a dainty
wisp Of train, but nevertheless the
fiimsy skirt was SO exiguous that as
the girl whirled about the ballroom
TO the wild strains Of the jazz band
1T was frequently possible TO see that
her. garters had ruby buckles. 81
,@AS Philadelphia matron said to
George GOULD as the girl floated past /:
Joan is a lovely creature, but all
her interests are wrapped in clothes"
z Evidently her interests only,
ma'am," said Mr.. Gould with a cyni-
cal smile.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-01-08
please, Doctor. Make u. Pretty /

DIR. Seymour Oppenheimer of New
York writes to the Medical Record ex-
pressing the nope that the long strides
made in what is called cosmetic" sur
gerry during the war may not be lost
to the civil population.
He says that this surgery for the
sole purpose of beautifying ugly per-
sons was always considered "rather a
shady business" in which no reputable
surgeon would engage. ',
But there are SO many ugly faces
and their Identification would make
their owners happy, some surgeon the
richer by a fee, and the world at large
happier for not being obliged to look
at ugliness, that this is the auspicious
moment for taking cosmetic surgery
cut of the hands of charlatans and
quacks and putting it into those of
skilled practitioners.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-01-08
PIRATES ARE,
NOT ALL DEAD

MEXICO CITY, Dec. 24.-(By
MaiD- Pirates, buccaneers and
marine freebooters, story-book men
liz high, leather boots who swear ter
rible oaths and carry huge swords,
are not all dead. "A number of them
have been found on small islands off
the west coast of Mexico and Presi-
dent Carranza has dispatched from
Mazatlan a naval expedition equipped
for two months service with the OBJ
ect of routing the outlaws.
Travellers on the Pacific have told
Of late of seeing numerous bands of
these pirates who have proved upon
tramp, vessels when occasion afford
ed and at other times engaged in
3muggling. Their headquarters are in
the almost inaccessible caves on lone
ly islands where, it is said, they have
stored much valuable booty which at
opportune moments they carry to
the United States or South American
ports. Most of their plundertis OBJ
tanned from Mexico
The Mexican government is deter
mined to rid it's islands of the free
hooters and its present expedition af-
ter driving out the pirates will set up
military posts to guard against their
return. s..s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-01-08
HAS HIGH PLACE IN HISTORY
the Pacific and Completed the
Work OF Columbus.

Four centuries. ago Ferdinand Ma
gellan sailed from Seville, Spain. OH
the voyage during which he discovered
the Pacific ocean, named the Straits OF
Magellan and opened the islands OF
the Pacific ocean to the people of Eu-
rope. His was the first circumnaviga.
tion of the earth. Had he not been
imbued with the desire to be the gov
ernor of new world, in keeping with
the promise accorded him by Charles
", the great geographer might have
attained even greater heights. In
stead he died, before the three years
cruise was completed, while in battle
with natives of a group of the Philip
pine islands. He had discovered them,
along with Ladrone and Guam islands,
and was iDteat@on making them Span.
ish.
The discovery Of America by Co
lumhus had not completely convinced
Europeans that the earth was round.
but the findings of Magellan clinched
the argument. He started with crew
of go men and five vessels, but tha
one ship that survived the cruise only
took. back a remnant of that party.
Many died of scurvy, and some fell
during mutlnies and battles with ma
tres. Magellan added much to the
worlds geography. He outlined the
entire eastern coast of South Amer, ca.
His discoveries offered the Spaniards
new opportunity, and they started to
further explore the Pacific. Spaniards
found and named. California, after a
character in Spanish novel. Then
for some unaccountable reason they
rested ON their laurels.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-01-08
TKEATER HAS BEEN
BUILDING 1s YEARS

MEXICO CITY, Dec. 25. (By
MaiD The National Theater which
has been in, the process of erection
since 1902 and which when COM
pleted will represent an expenditure
of not less than 20,0OO,000 pesos,
probably will be formally dedicated
sometime next year, a tentative date
having been. set for September 16,
the national holiday.
This structure which was conceiv-
ed as one of the most pretentious
playhouses in the world occupies a
site in the center of the capital.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-01-08
A Drawback.

Jacob Rupert, the New York brew
er, told at luncheon story about
war pr9fiteer.
'"IIe gave dinner one night" said
Mr.. Rupert, 'and when his wife en-
tered the drawing room he was as
tOnished to see her in very decol-
lete dinner gown-no sleeves, very low
in the front, and lower still in the
back. His wife had never worn a
decollete gown before and the profiteer
stared at her in bewilderment,
"'Well,' she said, don't you like itf
Don't you like this Paris confection,
darlingT
"'Sure / like It, said the profiteer,
but what ] want to know is, honey,
where the dickens are you goin' to
tuck your napkinr"