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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10
Come on now! This time
we'll get him!'

Now put in the corn and po-
tatoes," said Nurse Jane, who knew
all about cooking and such like.
The ears of corn, wrapped in the
husks, were placed on hot stones
near the hot Goals, and the pota-
toes, in their skins, were buried
in the warm embers. Then Uncle
Wiggily and his friends sat about
the harvest supper fire and sang
songs and told stories.
Uncle Wiggily just finished tell
ing a little Bedtime Story about
Johnnie Bushytail, the squirrel,
when Nurse Jane said:
Now the corn and potatoes are
done, Take them out of the fire,
Wiggy."
On sharp sticks Uncle Wiggily
took the ears of corn and the
baked potatoes from the embers,
passing the good things around
among his friends. They used 9TH
er sharp sticks to hold the things,
so they wouldn't burn their paws,
claws or wings, whatever they
happened to have. Nurse Jane
passed the salt and butter, and she
had a nice chocolate strawberry
long cake to cut UP later.
Ali of a sudden. just as every
one was eating and having a lovely
time, some voices cried:
Come on now! This time Wei
get him! He's. got baked potato
in one paw and an ear of corn In
the other. and we'll get his souse
sure!" And with that, up out OF
the darkness rushed the Pip and
Skee.
They were just going to nibble
Uncle Wiggily's souse when, all OF
sudden, from the fire sounded
loud noises; Pop! Pop! Bang!
Bangity- bang-bang!. Pop!" they
went, and showers of sparks flew
all over .
ooh, somebody is shooting at us!
Come on! Rum" cried the Pip, and
he and the Skee skipped away
without any souse. Away they ran,
the noises going: 'Pop! Pop!"
who shot the guns?" asked
Nurse Jane, as the noses ended.
Nobody" answered Uncle Wig
gily. " guess BY miatake, ] must
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10
A CAMPAIGN OF REALITY,

The more one studies the utterances of Senator
Harding, the more is impressed by the genuine
of the man, and his refusal to resort to the
smart tricks by which the ordinary politician seeks
to advance his fortunes. There is a world wide diff
ference between him and the innumerable host of
candidates who for ten years past have gettn g
office as the result of impossible and delusive
promises to reduce the cost of living.
Mr.. Harding is too big, too honest man. to deal
y futile Illusions ssrhers haunt been recovery
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10

IT woke l had some nine diseases;
catastrophe, at one fell stroke. had
placed me with the cheeses. My
legs were stiff as wooden limbs,
nv back seemed prone to break
ing. and l had sore and swollen
glims, and muscles shrewdly ach-
ing. When ] get hurt l try to
smile. and frame a cheer-up ditty,
for III be better in a while-I ask
no mortaPs pity. I raise no vail
ings of despair, I spring no bitter
weeping; but, gentle reader. is it
fair. 10 soak one when he's sleep
ing? Is it good form to swat a
bard and fill him with diseases,
when he is dreaming (off his
guard of sprightly campaign
wheeZes?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10
1uS 8! lI!,.! ANDl
y HHze PRlps

morning in the hotel in Chicago.
Yet l should have loved to tell
Clifford-had | dared. Not that
had done anything wrong, but that
l feared making him angry with
me. He had so impressed me with
the importance of my helping him
get over" this business with May
son, that / felt almost positive he
would regard his love-making as
either amounting to nothing, a So
ciety mans way of being NICE to
a friends wife, or would say that,
by my ignorance of social ameni-
ties, had been to blame. SO as
folded up my work and went up
stairs / once more decided not to
tell Clifford
Tomorrow-Edith Is III.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10
Women Miss Movie Ads.

Editor Morning Journal:
The stars are responsible for this
communication. 1t IS Tuesday,
September Z. 1920. The horoscope
reads:
since Mercury is in a place, that
augurs good fortune for all who
belong to the newspapers, success
seems to be easily attained under
this rule by editors. writer's, pub
fishers and advertisers.
Not that / claim title with any
of these masters, but the omen
gives me courage, and ] proceed.
Ny theme concerns the contro-
versies of IL. A. W." and "a Read
er" regarding the missing movie
news. Clearly it is a fitting occa-
sion for my beloved college presi-
dent 10 poise his pince-nez at the
extreme end of his little finger and
mediate aloud, yes and no."
Be it known then that II. A..
W." is not the only sorrower for
the departed movie ads. Early in
June one of a group of students at
the "U" complained: when we
don't go to the b. we don't go at
all. Nobody wants to go hunting
show after he gets down town"
And there you are, Mr.. Movie
man! Milady of the southwest
feels the same as her New York
highness stepping out before the
grand opera lobby Right-o, too,
Guess they don't think them
worth advertising" rejoined her
young-rather fresh-companion.
Strange, is it not, how the Am
erican public has come to rely on
the steadily advertised article? 1t
is Impressed by the mere fact that
an article is advertised. 1t has
confidence in the advertisers state
ments. 1t senses the fact that a
fake wouldn't bear advertising.
There must often be high-class
films at the missing" houses. But
.ba ctintll11s TO seeing them lagS
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10

have put some pop corn in with
the roasting ears. 1t began to
pop Just at the right time and the
popping corn, like guns, scared the
bad chaps away. I'm glad it did,
for my souse is safe once more
And so it was. and the corn
roast went merrily on until 1t was
lime to cut the chocolate, straw
berry long cake, and that was just
fine. So if the mulberry colored
COW doesn't jump over the moon,
and spill the sour milk down the
back of the chair, I'll tell you next
about Uncle Wiggily and the
clothes line.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10
IN THE NIGHT,

I'm thinking things too fierce
to print, for health has met dis
aster, and here have a strip of
lint, and there porous plaster.
One recent eve l sought my couch
as clipper as a bunny; had no
symptoms of a crouch, and all my
life seemed sunny. thought, be-
fore I went to sleep, how much /
should be grateful, that had no
diseases cheap. no ailments punk
and hateful. And gratitude was
two feet wide in all my pleasant
thinking; 1.-THE gods are good to
me-" l sighed. to slumber softly
sinking. And in the morning when
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10
Bedtime Stories
For Little Ones
Copyright, 1899. by Mcclure News.
paper Syndicate.
UNCLE wIGGILY's CORN ROAST
(By Howard n. Garis.j

Uncle Wiggily Longears, the nice
bunny rabbit gentleman, was hop
ping over the fields of his farm
not far from his hollow stump bun
galow, one day.
Yes, everything is coming along
nicely" said the bunny to himself
Il shall have plenty of(turnips,
corrots, lettuce and potatoes for
the wiDter. Nurse Jane and
shall not starve. and there will
even be enough to give some to
the poor. This has been a good
year for me-"
Uncle Wiggily hoped on a little
farther to notice how the parsnips
We're growing, when, all of sud-
den, he heard voice asking:
Uncle Wiggily, why don't you
give harvest party?"
whats that?'. asked the bunny
as he saw Jackie Bow Wow, the
little puppy dog boy, scramble out
from under the fence, where h9
had hidden a bone away from his
brother Peetie. whats a harvest
party?"
Why" explained Jackie, when
all the things have grown up in
your fields, you gather them in
your barn and you invite every
body to help you and then you
give a party and there are lots OF
things to eat, and we play games
and maybe have bonfire and
roast potatoes and marshmallows
and"
"Oh, see!" laughed Uncle Wig
gily. 'It's an eating party you're
thinking Off"
well of course, it's nicer If you
have things to eat" went on Jackie
sticking out his red tongue. II
see you have lot of corn grow
ing, Uncle Wiggily. Why not have
a corn roasting party?"
Il might do that" said the bun
ny. 'I'll speak to Nurse Jane
about it. She's be the one to get
up good things to eat. Glad you
mentioned it, Jackie, and you'll be
one Of the first invited"
THANK your barked the little
puppy dog boy, and he scampered
away to tell Peetie.
"A corn roasting party sounds
very nice" spoke Uncle Wiggily, as
he hoped back TO his hollow
stump bungalow. 'I'll see what
Nurse Jane says"
Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy, the muskrat
lady housekeeper, thought the idea
was just a dandy one.
"Well invite all our friends
she said, land you can build a fire
in the field, just as Jackie spoke
of, and Well get some roasting ears
of corn and it will be lovely"
"I'I go back to the field and
get the corn" offered Uncle Wig
gily,
Get nice roasting ears and also
some potatoes that may be baked"
called Nurse Jane after him. The
bunny said he would, and he came
back with big basket filled with
good things from his farm.
At last the evening for Uncle
Wiggily's corn roast harvest picnic
supper arrived. All the animal
boys and girls and their fathers,
their mothers, their uncles, their
cousins and their aunts were in
vited.
Some lightning bugs very kindly
lighted the big pile of leaves and
brush. in which, the corn was to be
roasted and the potatoes baked.
Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, with
their sharp teeth. helped Toodle
and Noodle Flat Tail, the beaver
boys, gnaw out sharp sticks on
which the hot corn and potatoes
could be stuck.
Lulu, Alice and Jimmie Wibble-
wobble, the ducks. helped sweep
clean some broad, flat stumps to
be used as tables. The fire roared
and cracked, and finally died
down to some hot embers.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10
NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS

Bids will be received at the Of
flee of the City Clerk OF the City
of Albuquerque. until 2 O'Clock p.
m. on the 18th day of September,
1920, for disconnecting old plumb
ing work in the house at PA West
Tijeras avenue. and for furnishing
new pipes. fittings, and making
such connections as we'll be re-
quired after this house has been
moved approximately twenty-five
feet. JAMES N. GLADDING,
City Manager.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10
BURNS MaYSON PLANS TO RE-
TURN TO CHICAGO.
Chapter G.

Chapter G.
81 shall not see you again,
| Mrs. Hammond. | am leaving in
the morning. L~had hoped to re-
main day or two longer, but |
| find it impossible" Burns Mayson
remarked as he rose to go. The
clock had just struck eleven and he
and Clifford had talked business
every moment since dinner. / had
taken some fancy work into the
living room, where they had just
joined me.
l could see by Clifford's express
sion that the business, whatever 1t
was had gone satisfactorily for
him. His hand was on Mr.. May
sons shoulder, and his whole atti-
tude one of entire complacency.
Clifford will miss you" | said,
| purposely not mentioning my own
| feelings,
Indeed shall, Mayson!" Cliff
ford agreed. Il hope you will find
| your way back soon,s
Il should enjoy nothing better,
but that depends" NJ. Mayson re-
piled, with a meaning glance at
me. II have enjoyed myself i'm
mensely. Mrs. Hammond's hospi-
| tality has been most delightful;
and in many ways my business trip
has proven one of great pleasure.
Prove it by coming soon again!"
Clifford laughed, and still said
nothing.
Mrs. Hammond hasn't asked
] me-" our guest returned, bit mis-
! chievously, l thought. land | shan't
come unless she does"
VERY well, consider yourself in
vited," laughed, but just the same
| felt horribly embarrassed.
Then I'll say goodnight and
good -bye--for the present. Mrs.
Hammond. | leave early in the
morning and still have a little
packing to do. Thank you for the
invitation" he added, quizzcally.
MIR. Hammond has promised to
bring you to Chicago very soon,
so | am not utterly inconsolable."
Clifford Accompanies Mr.. Mayson
to His HO;cl.
THAT will be very NICE. / re-
sponded, tritely. l knew Clifford
expected me to make some graci-
Gus reply, and>I felt that perhaps
Burns Mayson would take my an
swer to mean more than / intend
ed. But it couldn't be helped.
Are you going out?" | asked
| Clifford. He had helped Mr.. May
son with his coat and then put on
his own.
Yes, Til walk down a ways with
Mayson."
Don't let me take you from
Mrs. Hammond" Mr.. Mayson said,
politely.
"Oh, you're not!" exclaimed.
Clifford is often out, so you have
tno cause to blame yourself for his
Detection" and / laughed quite
merrily. Really, / thought, l am
| getting to be an adept at deceit,
In time / may rival Clifford's
women friends.
After they left I sat down with
my fancy work, intending to work
few minutes and see if Clifford
wouldn't return. or course. if he
| didn't come In soon / should have
to go to bed, else he would be
angry.
AS l sat there alone my mind
flew as fast as did my fingers.
thought of all Burns Mayson had
said to. me that afternoon, his pas
sionate declaration of love, and
wondered IL Clifford knew, would
/ he care? I decided that not only
would he not care, but that he
| would blame me for it. / had the
same intuitive feeling against tell
/ ing him that + had about confess
ing how Burns Mayson had tried
70 set acquainted with me that
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10

An important contribution to SCI
entific achievements has been made
by Sister Monica Taylor of the Con-
vent of Notre Dame, in GLASGOW,
whose work has attracted notable
attention in the world of science.
She has discovered what many
have sought for, the method OF
breeding amoebae, lowly living
things which biological students are
set to study early in their careers.
The latest English dictionaries
contain 100000 words.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10
LEGAL NOTICES
DEMONSTRATORS no

ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned was on the 7th day
of September. A. d. 1920. by the
Probate Court of Bernalillo Coun-
.ty, State of New Mexico. duly APP
pointed as administrator of the
estate of Jesus Salazar, deceased,
and that he was duly qualified as
such administrator. All persons
having claims against the estate
of the said Jesus Salazar, deceased,
are hereby required to present the
same within the time prescribed
by law.
JOSE r. SALAZAR,
Administrator.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10
THE Eternal Tax Dispute.

Deming Graphic: A number OF
heavy taxpayers of Luna county
were granted the relief they had
requested on account of illegal
over valuation of property. The
hearing was before Judge r. r..
Ryan in the district court, Joseph
f. Woodbury. of Silver City repre-
senting the tax commission and
District Attorney j. S. Vaught APP
pearing for the taxpayers. The suit
grew out of the failure of the state
tax commission to agree with the
board of county commissioners
while sitting as board of equali-
cation. 1t is probable that the tax
commission will appeal the case.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10
"My Husband and l."

Lincoln, n. NJ, Sept. 3.
Editor Morning Journal
/ have been reading the story,
"My Husband and l." for some
time. l would like very much to
get the book. if you have it. Send
it C. O. d. to M. j. d.
Editorial Note.-We have had
several similar requests. We,
therefore, state that the story can
be had only in the form we are
giving it. 1t has not been pub
lished in book form.)
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10

None of the new voters with equal rights was
hard-boiled enough to exercise them by burning to-
bacco and near tobacco in the convention hall at
Albuquerque
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10

ONtry! An Omaha surgeon told n medical asso-
citation meeting that there altogether too many
surgical operations
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10
Kansas CIV Livestock.

Kansas City. Sept. ECattle-
Receipts $500. Beef steers and
feeders mostly steady to strong
stockers 15c to csc higher; stock
steers. $17.25; straight grassers
$3.50; grain fed grassers, $15.75;
all other classes generally steady
best vealers. $1,000; bulk choice
kind, $15.00@15.50.
Hogs-Receipts 1900. Market
10c to 15c higher. Closing 15c t.
csc higher to shippers. Top, $16.25
bulk light and medium, $3.50 q
1910; heavy, 5.25@15.75.
Sheep-Receipts 1000. Sheep and
native lambs steady. Top native
lambs, $3.50. few sales; fat west.
ern lambs steady to Ice higher
best, $14.50.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10
new MEXICO NEWS

Mineral Display at Luna County
Fair.
The Luna county fair will have
mineral exhibit with nj. S, Nord
in charge.
Besides Luna, Grant. Hidalgo
and Sierra counties will have eX-
hibits and compete for premiums,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-10
Denver Livestock,

DVIIVtF IlIVVsSVtCk,
Denver, Sept. 9.-Cattle-Re-
ceipts 800. Market steady to
strong. Beef steers. $930m13.O0;
cows and heifers, S6.50@ 500;
stockers and feeders. $9.00@1O.OO;
calves, sS.50@12.00.
Hogs-Receipts 700, Market Csc
higher. Top. $16.40; bulk. $3.50
q 1900.
Sheep-Receipts $500. Market
strong. Lambs. $3.50 @ 1925;
ewes. $6.00@s.25; feeder lambs,
$12.00912.40.
A million minutes have not
elapsed since the armist.ce was
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-12-23

had been visiting at the Knapp home
for a few days.
School in District 100 closed Mon
day for a two weeks vacation. Miss
Sheets will lspend her holidays at
her home in Long Prairie.
Miss Dola Grundmann closes her
schol for holiday vacation Friday in
the Lester Gray District, with a
program and Christmas tree.
F. M. Gillig and boys of the Agri-
cultural class Of Sank Centre high
were out Thursday looking over F.
M. Connelly's herd of Guernsey cat
tie and Duroc Jersey hogs.
Gene Grundman accompanied his
brother George home from Minnea-
polls last Thursday. He visited
with the family until Saturday when
he returned to his home at Crane
forks.
The Misses Teasel' and Elvira Ken
nedy will close their schools We'd
nesday evening foE thes holiday va
cation with Christmas program,
community tree and basket social to
be held at the Lynch school house
District 81.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-12-23
/. BAD BACK TO-DAY?

Backache is usually kidney-ache
and makes you dull nervous and tir-
ed. Use Doan's Kidney Pills for
weak kidneys-the remedy recon-
mended by your friends and neigh
bors.
Mrs. ]. B. Sauer, w. Third ST.,
Sank Centre, says: "Some years ago
when I was living on the farm, l
began to have a lame back and was
bothered with other kidney trouble,
NV back hurt me more all the time,
it fairly twitched with pains when
I lifted anything. l had frequent
nervous headaches; my sight was
blurred and black spots fioated be-
for my eyes. I felt drowsy and tired
for hours after getting up in the
morning and it didn't take much
work to tire me out completely.
Doan,s Kidney Pills helped me
quickly and it only took few boxes
to cure me entirely. / have never had
any kidney trouble since"
Price 60c at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Sauer had. Foster-Milburn Co.,
Mfrs, Buffalo. N. Y.-adv.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-12-23
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Friday evening many of the Ly-
man Prairie young people attended
a dance at, Grove Lake and all re-
ported fine time.
Mr. and Mrs. Clyde Beidleman and
little daughter visited at Frank
Domke's Thursday evening.
In spite of rather cold weather the
Literary at Grove Lake Saturday
evening was well attended.
A meeting was held at Beidle-
mans Thursday evening to discuss
Literary plans.
Mr.. and Mrs. Domke, Miss Judes
and Mr.. Judes called on j. B. Mill
er's Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. Hanson are the
proud parents of a baby boy.
Miss Ruth Hodson is home for the
holidays.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. B. Clark and chill
dren spent Monday evening at Frank
Domke's.
Miss Edythe Kraft came home
Tuesday to spend her Christmas va
cation with her parents Mr.. and Mrs.
Carl Kraft.
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. Avelsgaard spent
Sunday evening at Nobbe's.
Smiths, Enderlin's and Hamilton's
spent Sunday evening at J. B.
Clark's. On Tuesday Clark's are
leaving for Perry, Iowa where they
intend to make their home.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-12-23
Jade Priced in the East

In China a string Of jade beads 70
now used as an insignia Of high rank
and authority. At one time, it is said,
no, other than prince of the royal
blood had the right to possess jade In
India. under pain of death. In China
the jade is termed the concentrated es.
sence of love. 1t is an ornament
often bestowed upon young girls when
they come of age. When fashioned In
the form of a butterfly it has special
romantic significance to the Chinese
because of the pretty legend which re-
iates that a youth pursuing a butterfly
climbed over the high wall and into
the garden Of rich mandarin. In
stead Of being censored or punished,
the poor youths visit led to his mar.
riage with the mandarin's daughter.
Hence the butterfly Is the symbol OF
successful love, and Chinese BRIDE
grooms present jade butterflies to
their fiancees.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-12-23
COUNTY NEWS
Items from Live Correspondents
of the Rural District
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Win Lamb spent Sunday at Oak
Grove farm.
Ernest Elliott called at Harry
Knapps Sunday.
Mrs Hutchinson spent Monday at
the Wilcox home.
Miss Dola Grundmann spent the
week end at home.
Mrs. Serley spent the day at
Maude Knapps Monday.
Mrs. Joe Determan called at the
Oakland farm Monday.
Mrs. U. Coons called at the Oak
Grove farm Wednesday. :,
Little Lawrece Tank is much inn
proved at this writing.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. Hylaman called
on Bruce Wilcox Sunday.
The Knapp family spent the eve
ming at Joe Determan's Sunday.
A. E. Lamb, w. S. Engle and son
were business callers at Connelly's
Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Rydholm
called at the Frank Connolly nome
Monday.
John Wolfe. and Arleigh Demro
called at the GRADER home Monday
evening.
John Otte, Mr.. and Mrs. Barney
Otte were business callers at b.
Cites Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Otte and Fred De-
terman called at Joe Determan's
Thursday evening.
Mrs. Hutchinson, Mona and Roger
and Albert Minke spent Friday last
at the Putnam home.
The Farmers Club will have
Christmas tree and program at the
club house Xmas night. !,
Fred Determan who is employed
at Oakland Farm spent over Sun
with his home folks.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. Otte attended the
basket ball game at the Junior Hlgn
Auditorium Friday evening. J,
Ester and Percy Kennedy and
Stephen Key returned ohme Friday
after several weeks absense IN Iowa.
Mrs. Hazel Connolly and little
daughter and Mrs. Madsen visited
with Mrs. C. D. Wilcox Friday az
ternoon.
Arleigh and Leo Demro returned
aturday from Willard where they