The herald and news. [volume] (Newberry S.C.) 1903-1937, 1920-11-12
nan-killinp brutes

and the way he could make them eat
out OF his hand, half an hour after
being formally introduced to them, was
81 sight worth going miles to see. He
always had immense crowds at his ex-
hibitions. and it seemed that his future
was assured. But one day he was
iloafing around a livery stable, just
because he liked the atmosphere Of
the place, and an old, weary hack
horse reached out long, crooked limb,
handed him one with it, and broke his
leg.
@Hes had to go to a hospital for a
while, and when he came out, his oc-
;cupation was gone. He was as good a
horse breaker as ever, but people
wouldn't pay their hard-earned money
ito see the exploits of .conquerins
hero who had been manhandled by an
old hack horse. You must admit that
there was some sardonic intelligence
back of such a joke as that. If the
man had been hooked by cow, or run
over by a traction engine, or ehewed
up by an honest watchdog, it wouldn't
have hurt his renown and prestige.
But, MOI A blamed old relic of horse.
had tosput him out Of business.
s "a long time ago, very important
case was tried in an Irish court.
people were greatly wrought up over
it and the courtroom was crowded.
aThen it was announced that the jury
was ready with a verdict, the judge
addressed the audience, saying he
knew there was much feeling over the.
ease, but the hall Of justice was no
place for a display OF it, and if there
was a least sign of disturbance when
the verdict was made known, the gull
ty parties would be arrested.
ssThe jury brought in its verdict, and
the people heard it in silence, but just
then whole doggone gallery, with
about a thousand people in it, came
crashing down, and the noise could
have been heard forty miles out at sea.
after the judges solemn warning
against disturbance, the fall of that
gallery has always seemed to me like
a painful joke.
ga long time ago, I was called upon
to address a crowd Of voters on the
living; issues Of the day. and I framed
up a speech that would have been
credit to any orator. I swiped it from
Roscoe Conkling, and I have always
insisted that he was one of the great
sest of American speakers. The house
WAS full of refined and cultured peo-
pie. and I was determined to make the
hit of my life: I was just getting
warmed UP to my work, when the
lights. went out, and the hall was
plunged in black darkness. There's
nothing makes man feel more idiotic
than to have the lights shut off at
such a time. The women in the audi
sence we're giggling. and the men haw-
having. It seemed funny to everybody
but nae.
81 thought I knew where the little
table was, that held the pitcher Of ice
water, and I moved toward it. and
fell over a chair, and fiattened my
nose against. the edge of piece of
scenery. When the lights were
flashed On again, as suddenly as they
went out, the audience behad the
silver tongued orator on his hands and
knees, climbing slowly to his feet. and
trying to mold his nose into its origi-
nal shape.
81 never saw such delirious crowd
In my life. Some of the women
laughed themselves into Mysteries, and
the fool men weren't much better.
They never heard the balance OF that
oration, and the last part was the
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