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Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15
Daily Horoscope
THE stars incline but do not compel
Sunday, May 10, 1920

The stars incline but do not compel"
Sunday, May 10, 1920
Copyright, 1920, by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate)
This should be a most fortunate
day. according to astrology. Saturn,
Uranus and Venus are all in benefc
aspect.
Under this sway old creeds and old
faiths should be more than usually
acceptable. owing to some sudden re-
action of the human mind.
Union of the churches, so long
fo~reshadowed by the stars. comes at
this time under the most propitious
conditions and there will arise a lay
leader who will accomplish much in
the line of coordination and read
justment.
There is a sway held to presage
new light on ancient beliefs, making
for a greater spiritual consciousness
pm the part of men and women of
every nation.
Women will benefit in this newer
revelation that is prophesled and
which is said already to be recog-
nized here and there by a few ad-
vanced thinkers.
seems TO indicate happiness and pro-
gress. Romance will again increase
everywhere.
Mercury ~conjoined with Venus
seems to promise much for agricul-
ture. Crops should be good. but the
benefits forecast in this configuration
will be legislative and commercial. \
Uranus continues to f~oreshadow a
quickening of the psychic powers and
q growth of knowledge in occult mat
tiers. although danger Is foreseen In
experiments with unknown forces.
This should be a favorable plane
tary government for h theatre and
! for all entertainments that present
! the lighter and happier phases OF
human experience.
The seers prophesy the spread OF
| interest In all forms of dramatic pro
duction and the acceptance of plays
as mediums for the teaching OF
| everyday lessons in citizenship.
Motion pictures come under a rule
\ making for extraordinary develop
| ment and new capital will bring
| about great changes in them.
Persons whose birthdate 1t is may
| expect a quiet and successful year
| Journeys and changes that will be
| fortunate are indicated.
Children born on this day are like
~ to be strong in body and mind.
Perseverance is to be expected as a
| distinguishing characteristic
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15
Luke McLuke Says.

Luke McIuk Says.
A girl wouldn't ask a man so times
a day II he loves her If she did not
know the answer in advance.
A man likes to listen to a good
looking woman talk-unless he hap
pens to be married to her.
And 1t is very obvious that the man
| who says what he thinks" does
mighty little thinking.
Every married man knows that II
he asks his wife for a half cup of
| coffee she will fill the cup to the brim
just to be contrary.
Most of the t~oothbrushes that men
carry In their vest pockets look as
though they had been used to clean
typewriter keys.
Once in a while married life is
merely an endurance contest to see
whether the children will have a
Stepfather or a Stepmother.
Every Perfect Woman develops a
lot of flaws after she has been mar.
ried for a while.
A man isn't anxious to be Next"
In a dentists waiting room the way
| he Is when he is in a barber shop.
The chilly spring may knock the
tar out of the Fruit Crop this year.
But the Forbidden Fruit Crop never
seems to be a failure.
And the men who need eye treat
4 llltIAt arc ilOI NilC oitAS Oht6 A. oAS
blind to their faults.
When a girl leaves q fellow she al
/ ways looks back to see If she can
| catch him looking back to see If she
Is looking back.
A ~henpecked husband has to give In
to his wife right away. But a bossy
, husband doesn't have to give in for
| an hour or two.
A Pennsylvania girl has married
| her brothers wife's father. She Is
now related to herself In some old
way, but we haven't time to figure
it out. y
Don't you like to hear a Million
aire lecturing other people on the
F, Blessings of Poverty? Neither do we,
brother!
No husband wants his wife to know
as much about him as he knows about
himself.
II a girl has the kind of legs that
go well with a bathing suit, she
doesn't mind having to pay 81 for a
pair of silk stockings.
Cheer up! If o can't make q
fool OF yourself you can always find
some m to do 1t for you.
After you have learned all there
is to learn in books o have to get
married to complete your stock Of
| knowledge.
The hero always has a square jaw
In fiction. But in real life some chin
| less dub often knocks the tar out of
| the man with the square jaw.
Every merchant knows that II he
| can get q woman to look long enough
she Is going TO buy.
About the only o why women
are more religious than men is be-
aus they need religion less.
The war has done one good turn
for this country, You do not read
any more Didn't Know-It-Was
Loaded" items In the newspapers /.
Other man laugh at q Bridegroom
TO keep you from noticing the fact
that the yare enyynig the Bridegroom
II nay eem parpdoxical. But the
best way 70 keep = vile quiet = to
! lot her talk.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15
FAILS TO

President Wilson's defamers are
still busily engaged in explaining TO
the public the meaning of that great
est effort on the part of Senator Knox
the other day when he spoke in favor
of his resolution declaring peace be-
tween the United States and Germany,
But somehow or other all their Eek
plantations" do not explain.
In commenting on Senator Knox's
speech a few days ago the EVENING
NEWS called attention to the ineon-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

With Senator Lodge chosen to give
the keynote speech at the Republican
convention we need moi wait until next
to know what 1t is. The whole
speech can be summed up right In
the few words. Anything to beat
WILSON,"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

The chap who Is spending all he
makes for things he doesn't need is
the n who will curse the System
that keeps men poor" when times
change.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15
GIVES cREnIT THROUGH THE Land

Backache. lame and sun muscles
ptoms OF : deranged kidneys. q had
weak bladder. bad kidneys and
liver" writes willie Carter. Luxar. Pa
Il could not sleep well and my back panied
me awful I had . dizzy feeling In the
morning. Since taking Foley Kidney PHI.
1hay r1d the uystem Of the potsonon4 aeids
hat cause achex and pains. Sold ~ Barna-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15
ENplaineI

why is it hat you have never
married SAM asked the white wo-
man OF the shiftless colored mar who
did odd jobs for her. Wont n of
the girls have you?"
"Oh. yas'm. they'd nave me all
away. When | feel like gettin' mar
ried. l amt got no So for a license.
And when L has So l feel too rich to
get married."
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15
Mother.

'Love cannot stay at home; a wom-
an cannot keep 1t 10 herself; and q
mother is always spending It. giving
It away TO her children."-Ahcleod.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

The couple are fussing.
Their home ties they're missing;
She's always discussing
And he's always cuSsing.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

Though Eve had cause to sigh anC
fret,
When she was forced to roam:
She wasn't the last dame to let
A Snake bust up her home.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

The s~econd-best salesman in the
store appeals to the customers COM
mon sense. The best one appeals to
the customers vanity.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

George Chicken has been appointed
manager of the Brinsmade IN. Dak.)
baseball club, and he las already
signed Drake to play second base.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

But we have invented our own
chemical formulas since prohibition
came in. Here are a few of our dis
coVeries.
HS2O-Witch hazel. sulphuric acid
and water.
HB20-Benzine, bay rum and wa
ter.
HN20-Spirits Of Nitro. iodine and
water.
HJ20-Shellsc, japalac and water.
HC20-Carbolic acid, jamaica gin
ger and water.
Etc, etc, etc.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

Still, the larger we build u navy
the fewer typewriters u State De-
partment will need.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15
The Misc FOOL.

1t pays to be polite" observed the
Sage.
Yes" agreed the Fool. ANY mer-
chant can tell you that po~liteness sells
cotton for wool, something just as
good for what you asked for, shop
worn goods, stale groceries and
wormy fruit"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15
Don't Worry!

Today
Is the Tomorrow
You were worrying about
Yesterday.
And nothing happened.
Did it?
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

War will go out of fashion when II
.erent to get a profit from it.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

AS long as there are fools possessed
of money there will be prof-eers.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

Sign on a cafe near Russells Point
Ohio:
Soft Drinks
And
Hard Times.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

We found the autograph of Otto
Graf, of Lima, Ohio. on the register
of the Hotel Savoy, Cincinnati.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

The best safeguard of popular gov
eminent is the established privilege of
expressing ones opinion about II.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

Nine times in ten the employee who
does the best work is the one who
has learned 70
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

Bluffs, Iowa.
Strange!
The carpenter is good. my myl
He's pious and he's nice;
But he cannot fool me, for l
Know that he has a wise.
Luke McLuke.
The tailor Is a funny man.
This truth you will admit,
He's happiest when he finds out
He's going to have a At.
Hastings (Neb) Tribune.
The music dealer, too, We spot
AS not exempt from guile:
It's clear IL he were good he'd not
Have dealings with the viol.
Newark (Ohio) Advocate.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15
LEARN One Nem Thlng Inch Dar.

We find this criticism in the
esteemed Nashville Tennessean:
Luke McLuke tells us now of a
man who poured some HS204 in his
near beer Luke is a bit rusty on his
formulas. 1t seems. We advise him
to look up "~Sulphuric acid" in a chem
ical dictionary"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

The man whose Job makes him feel
important is neve importsnt-enopsh
for his Job.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

Russia's internal affairs are none OF
our business: her Internal affairs are
our chief concern.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

Opinions differ concerning the
meaning of ~Americsnism; the polite
ian thinks 1t means a short cut to
office.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15
Bits of By-Play
BIZ LUKE MeLUKE

By LUKE McLUKE
Copy right, 1890. the Cincinnati In
ouirsrl
Ouch!
Said old MIR. lonely.
To old Mr.. Hose:
Il wish you were only
Ae bright as your nose"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15
Is His First Name 'High?"

dows and storm doors in Council
Bluffs, Iowa.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

Musser. the dentist yanks tusk!
in Hampton, Iowa.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

Our Daily SpeC1af.
A Man Has to Be Broke Before
He'll Mend his Ways.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

Subscription Price BY mall. including post.
age and war tar. 4 month. s. esnts' d
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-15

J. LOGAN cLEvENoER. Editor.
d. y. oLNsTEAD. Business Manager
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-20

I One hundred and fifty acres OF
spring planted wheat on Chester Cor
ldon's ranch in the Juniper country
looks about as we'll today as does
1.-THE wheat he planted last winter. he
said today while in town on visit
The recent. rains and occasional
bursts of sunshine made the spring
grain grow about as rapidly as that
which has remained in the ground
several months. When Mr.. Gordon
left HELIX this morning there was an
inch of snow on the ground and the
wind felt like il came off the north
pole.
l'All well" is the curt message which
j. " Tallman, now In Beaumont Cal.
sends to friends here or a postcard
received this morning. Mr.. and Mrs
Tallman have been in the south sew
era1 weeks visiting relatives. among
them Gilman Folsom. who formerly
farmed on the reservation. The card
shows an oil well one mile from the
ranch on which Mr. and Mrs. Tallman
are visiting. They did not mention at
what time they plan to return to PEN
dleton.
Inc ITm Oh btaHIlelu BfOtnerS 1S
one of the largest in the sheep bust
ness in the northwest, its operations
including the three states of Oregon,
Washington and Idaho. Just at pres
ent the most prominent of the three |
brothers. Robert Nelson Stanfield, is !
thinking more OF politics than OF sheep
and wool. That throws little more |
of the burden on Hugh Stanfield. an
other of the brothers. who is in Pen |
dleton today on business.
W. III. Capplingegr. who operates |
farm near Pilot Rock, is a business,
visitor to Pendleton today.
w. ]. Furnish. formerly of this city, |
now of Portland, left yesterday for his
home after a few days business visit
iere. i
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-20

a ready market for blankets during b
recent visit to Indian traders of Al
! puquerque, Phoenix, Flagstaff. El
Paso and other Localities. Mr.. Bish-
op sells all the newest models in
blankets to the traders along the rail-
road and they in turn sell them to the
Indians of the reservations. Mr..
Bishop. who returned this morning,
also visited Los Angeles and San
Francisco, and spent a few days at
Eureka looking over the new wooden
mill recently purchased by the Bish-
op interests
Arcata, California is one of the few
spots In this country which will .pro-
duce Dutch bulbs successfully The
man who Is putting Arcata on the map
with this unusual industry Is j. Van
den Bosch, himself a native of the
Mr.. and Mrs. Van den
Bosch. friends of Mr.. and Mrs. ]. De
Wilde, of Pendleton. are guests at the
De Wilde home for about weeks
visit. Four years ago. Mr.. Van den
Bosch was in charge of the u. S. gov
arnment's experimental farm on
which Dutch bulbs were grown near
Spokane. Later he entered business
m California. There are 100 acres In
he farm he now snpervises.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-20
Two Desertions Alleged in Complaints

Two Desertions Alleged in Complaints
Two complaints for divorce, both
alleging desertions, We're filed with the
county clerk today. Melissa F. Roger
alleges that Georgeg Royer deserted
her on April 1, 1919, and she asks
that she be given a divorce. her name
by former marriage, Melissa F. Abb
hott. be restored, and title to property
owned by her in the south of the coun-
ty be established in her name. She is
represented by I. NJ, Schannep. of Pi-
lot Rock. Herbert L. Staver alleges
that Grace b. Staver. to whom he has
been married since 1904, deserted
him in Portland in May, 1918. He
asks divorce and that the defendant
be allowed to retain the custody of
their two minor children. to whose
support he says he is willing to con-
tribute. He is represented by Peter
son, Bishop & Clark.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-20
Five Petitions Come In.

Petitions of five county officers, all
republicans. were filed with the coun-
y clerk today and certified as correct.
tomorrow. instead of today as erron-
eously reported. is the final day on
which candidates for county offices
may file. Those whose petitions came
in today are: II. o. Hawks for as
SCISSOR; II. T. Brown, for clerk; J. t.
Brown, for coroner; b. S. Burroughs,
for recorder, and Grace A. Gillian, for
treasurer.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-20
NEWS OF THE COUNTY
OFFICES AND OFFICERS
Taxes Total 100000

Collections on the first half of the
1919 tax roll in sUmatilla county now
total approximately 100000. accord
ing to A. C. Funk, deputy in charge
of taxes in the sheriff's office. This
is more than one-half the total to be
objected this year. Figures were de-
layed about a fortnight owing to the
inability of the office to get full time
help during the busy season. Many
tax receipts have not yet been written
although he collections have been
made.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-20
Petition Is Turned Down.

Petition recently presented to the
county court for an increase in salary
for deputy county officials and per-
sons employed in the county offices
was turned down by the court, ac-
cording to inormation leaking out at
the court house today. The county
budget would not stand any salary
McElroy for $4,000 damages because
denial.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-20
People Here. and There

Fred Dohneft returned to Pendle.
ton this morning from a trip to AL
bany. He went to the valley a few
days ago with Mrs. Dohnert and their
small daughter and they will remain
In Albany for a visit with Mrs. Dohn-
erts parents.
N Household furniture and not wool
sailed 10. J. Burke. Portland wool
buyer, to Pendleton today. Mr.. Burke
recently disposed of his residence here
gand has come to remove his furniture
and household effects to Portland
where he now resides.
Among returning passengers on NO
% from Portland this morning were:
William Mckinney, and George Fell,
proprietor of Fell's cleaning works.
~
Guy Matlock returned this morning
from n weeks trip to Portland. He
accompanied Mrs. MatloclS to the
metropolis for medical attention and
she plans TO remain for another fort
night.
e The overall craze has not yet reach 1
ed the Indians of New Mexico, Arlzo-
ma. and Texas. so chauncey Bishop.
OF the sPendieton Woolen Mills found
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-20

w. Fl. Capplingegr who operates a
farm near Pilot Rock, is a business.
visitor to Pendleton today.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-20
Asks ForccIosure of Mortgaec.

]. r. Raley today filed suit against
j. II. Bonney ct ux., to collect $11S.16
and interest from March 12, 1916. The
plaintiff also asks that the mortgage
securing the debt be foreclosed and
lots 10. IL and IL, Hermiston Or
chards addition, be sold to satisfy the
outstanding claims. II. ]. Warner,
of Raley, Raley & Steiwer, is attor-
torney for the plaintiff
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-20
Damago Suit on rrinI rodav

The case of Arthur l. Luce VS.. John
ley & Steiwer are appearing for the
of alleged assault and battery was
allied for trial this morning in cir
uit court and is expected to he given
o. the jury this afternoon. Raley. Ra-
ley & Steiwer are appearing gfor the
plaintiff and c. II. Carter and James
A Fec for the defendants.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-20
Final Registration Day Today

With today for the final dav for
registration for the primary and ref
lerendum elections on May 81. an ur-
usually heavy total was registered at
he county clerks office. The books
c'ose at o'clock this evening and
will reopen after the election a
month hence.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-20
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Two Necessary Items Items
PORCH POSSIBILITIES

When the hot sun beats down in summer
and the atmosphere is full of simmering
glare your porch should be haven OF
comfort.
Throughout each "a hours it can play an
important part in making the heat bear
able--or actually enjoyable
BY day the porch should be a cool, cheer
full lounging place for sewing, reading, rest
ing or visiting. BY night enjoy sound, re-
freshing sleep and renew heat-lowered vi
tality in pure, cool. invigorating air.
Your porch has unlimited possibilities for
comfort, health and ,pleasure--if--it is pro
perly protected with AEROLUX Vcntiiating
Porch Shades.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-20

81 Tseetz asks Judgments.
81 Reetz today brought suit against
w. l.. Cumming get ux., to obtain
judgments of $121.05 and $123.05, the
latter claim assigned by the Troy
Laundry Co. Peterson, Bishop &
Clark represent the plaintiff.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-06-03
INTERESTING WINDOW
AT LARAWAY STORE

One of the most interesting windows
recently seen in Hood River has aroused
the curiosity of pedestrians at the
store of w. f. Laraway the past week
Mr.. Laraway has displayed photo
graphs illustrating a book just pub
lished by the Ingersoll Watch Co. on
the progress of Matchmaking. The dis
play is an educational one. 1t shows
the evolution of timekeeping apparat-
US. The crude methods of the prehis-
toric man with his burning grass rope
are depicted. The submerged bowl of
ancient Egypt. where a faithful slave
watched the sinking bowl and as it
sank from view sounded the hours.
The hour glass. sundials and others
methods were depicted. Finally the
height of modern efficiency at the
great lngersoll factory was exhibited
Mr.. Laraway displayed along with
the lDgersoll pictures a relic of days
before watches. compass and sundial
made in Paris in the 18th century.
The interesting curiosity is now owned
by l.. 0. Mecham. BY system Of calcu-
lation the middle age contrivance would
be used on sunshiny days in "A import
ant cities of Europe for telling the
time
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-06-03
MOUNTAINEERS SEE
FAMED LOST LAKE

Undaunted by threatening weather a
party of Mazamas, all Of Portland, es-
corting six Mountaineers, of Seattle,
and Walter b. Remy, of Washington,
ID. c.. left Saturday for the wilds of
the Lost Lake country. They camped
on the lake shore Saturday night and
planned on returning to the Columbia
by way Of Wahtum Lake and the Eagle
Creek trail.
eve will not be turned back by any
thing but blizzard, said Miss Har-
riett Munroe. who with Miss Laura
Peterson, led the party. "Our Seattle
friends claim to be snowbirds."
These two on July A will escort a
hundred Mazama over the same route.
The personnel of the Seattle Noun
taineers was: Misses E. Knudsen, Luz
lie Nettleton, Margaret A. Weer, Alice
Stenholm and Payton Farrer and O. j.
Smith. Other Mazmas on the hike
we're; Miss Esther Louck, r. r. Con-
way, l.. A. Nelson, Frank Redman,
Rodney l.. Glisan, John Lee and Mr..
and Mrs. John Leach.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-06-03
Ole Larson Killed in Portland

On the way to his old home in Swe
den, Ole Larson, for 10 years employed
on the loading platforms of the Oregon
Lumber Co. at Dee, was the victim OF
foul play in Portland last week. Mr..
Larson had saved up about Sc, 900 ano
had sent half of the sum home. He
was waiting in Portland to secure his
passport, when he fell in with vendors
of moonshine liquor, it rs thought. He
was found unconscious on the street,
and it was at first believed that he was
victim of sleeping sickness. Later it
was discovered that he had been fe He'd
with blow on the head.
Mr.. Larson's money was gone, and
authorities were going to bury him in
the Potter's field when r. w. Emmett,
of Dee Flat, visited Portland and took
charge of funeral services. He was
well liked at Dee and his tragic end
brought a shock.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-06-03
Manila Man Locates Here

W. b. Frett, who recently came from
Manila. where he has been engaged in
the mercantile business, last week pur-
chased from c. M. Kissinger the lat
ter's 10 acre orchard place in the Bar
rett district. Mr. Frett was induced to
come here as result of the enthusiasm
of his old comrade. John X. Edgar.
The two men went to the Islands as
members of a Missouri national guard
regiment during the Spanish-American
war
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-06-03
Many Go To Lost Lake

Spring weather is resulting in in
creased numbers visiting the Upper
West Fork Of Hood river and the out
ing places in the Lost Lake country.
Roads are said to be fine up to about
three miles of Lost Lake, and forestry
crews are busy trying to complete a
new grade in to the lake by this fall.
Scores mot1red to the DEVILS Punch
Bowl Sunday. The road to Dee is said
to be in good condition except fo-
about two miles between Boucher and
nnn
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-06-03
COlOred Gentlemen Resign

A near mutiny at the Kibbe paving
camp on the Highway west of here
Friday night was reported Saturday by
officials in town ON business. Negroes
of night crew were eating their lunch
when a motor truck of hot stuff arrived.
The material was dumped and the fore
man called for all hands to place il.
The darkies considered this contrary 10
all mealtime etiquette. A row ensued
and the six colOred gentlemen called
for their time. Officials were called
from bed to fill the crew and work pro-
ceeded without DELAY.