South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-21


less hot air. That's the program.
London has been shocked by the
appearance of young woman
smoking a pipe Shucks! Say, old
codger Of so 70 90. do you remem-
Der having seen your grandmother
smoking a pipe?
Ten robbers who made a haul OF
1857 by going through seven Pull
mans will be smart enough hereaf-
ter TO cOnfne their predatory activ-
ity 20 the economical folks who ride
in the day coaches.
Charlie Ostrander, Photographic
artist, chicken raiser. poet, real es-
tate agent. clam fisherman, expires
ident OF the Mishawaka Business
Mems association. breaks into the
columns of the Chicago American
with the following TRADE against
women: II know that / am not liked
by most OF the weaker sex, but this
is because I have queer ideas and
because they are users Of artificial
beauty Let anyone who can, deny
these statements and l will prove
10 their satisfaction all that / have
said. Put one mad dog among
them and everybody will run, be-
cause that one mad dog gives the
/ others a bad reputation. II Is the
same way with men; and just be
cause few OF them are indecent
and uncivilized, the rest are also
I that way.
II know a good many men that
would turn up their noses at girl
I that uses sticks and powder. Why?
I Because they are like l am! In
other words. all women and girls
are no good whatsoever on this
earth except 10 SANDER the poor
man"
! Charlie not liked by the weaker
/ sex. and a woman hater? Impos-
sible Charlie must be kidding the
! Chicago folks. He is just as fond
/ of the girls, powder or no powder,
as anyone Of us, and it matters not
( TO him whether they are primp or
plain, plump or puny.
The papers are getting away from
I the election. and we read one edi-
toriaI on THE Partition Of Turkey"
We hope to see much partition eff
I fected next Thursday. And we shall
take some OF the white meat. the
second joint and the parsons snout.
George Williams says in view OF
the result we ought to raise our
opinion Of some of the republicans.
Gee whiZ, man: you have all the
Offices and everything. Can't we be
permitted TO enjoy the sweet COM
fort OF Regarding you all as
multitude OF rascals? Slogan for
1924: Turn the rascals Quit"
We see by the papers that George
Maurer is confined TO his home from
an infection caused by a thorn III
his flesh. Have courage, George.
The Apostle Paul had the same
thing happen him, and although he
prayed three times that ii might be
removed. IL is still there as far as
we know. In second Corinthians.
ll2-7. he saws: And by reason of
/ the exceeding greatness OF the rev.
Citations that should not be exalted
overmuch there was given TO me a
/ THORN IN THE FLESH. a MES
SENGER OF SATAN. to buffet me.
that ! should not be exalted over
much"
Don't complain Of the high cost
(; of living" phones A. Bonehead. for
the cost of dying is up $50 per
cent"
The pants pressers of Baltimore
/ have obtained a raise of s4S a week.
, Their pay comes in creaseS.
There are more men in Misha-
waka seeking work than there are
Jobs. The plaintive call of the farm
may yet be heard even amid the up
roar Of the streets.
Most OF the scornful criticism of
the garment known as the teddy
grows out of the extremely poor
and unsymmetrical showing 1t
makes on the clothesline.
Ny conscience! Isn't Fred n. Smith
getting gay with his two million dol
lar banquets?