davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-07-29

ST cestu k veceradlu Jak sc da-
10. We velke kabine shledali Sc
s Jaditou, ktera je jiz ocekava-
la, aby pomohla damam pri
rrevlekanl sc, kterazto pozor-
most potesila je nemalo.
"Vezmu-li to kolem, pripada
mi to, jako bych byla vratila Sc
domu q delsi navstevy. Jsem
presv6dcena o tom, re mas ka-
pitan McKinzie je jednim 2
tech nejlepsich kapitanu We
svete a nase Judita tou nejlep-
81 komornou", pravila Mrs. E.
ly, vstupujic do veceradla.
ooh, dear!" odvetila PAM
Breton; "ano, vyhlizi to, jake
bychom Sc vratili domu - a.
vsak domu do vezeni; je to O.
vsem vezeni velmi mirne, S
pfedobrym, lidskym v5znite-
lem a dobrosrdecnou veznitel-
lou! Verte, re budu rada, az
81 vyslouzime mas trest, bu-
deme propusteni ma svobodu".
Byla to vesela spolecnost,
ktera dnes shromazdila Sc it.
delne, nebot' vsichni byli Sc
vystridali ku navsteve mesta a
nasledke toho vedel ,kazdy co
povfdat.
Po vecefi, ktera trvala dnes
neobycejne. dlouho, shromaz-
dill Sc vsichni opet We spolec-
mem salonu. Danny zasedly ku
sve rucni praci, naslouchajice
vypravovani svych manzelu a
Britomarta, nechtejic je V "a
bave te rusiti, priscilla k Judi
te, ktera sedela opodal, majic
bradu podeprenou diane
svych rukou, kdezto lokte OPT
rally sc o kolena.
"Byla jste take We m6ste, Ju-
dito?" tazala sc miss Conyers.
"Sure yes, ma a'am - ia a
missthress Mullony Mike a
Foretop Tom byli take pfi
tom. A kdyz uz tax mluvime 0
tom, tn muslin Sc take pooh,
biti, re Foretop Tom dial mne
p6kny darek. A mQj darek je
jeste lepsi nezli dostala Biddy
cd sveho muze Mullonyho.
Oh, ma am, Kdybyste jen We
della, jak hodnym je od te do
by, co dala jste mu takove ka-
zani!"
"Doufam, re nyni zachazi
lepe Sc svoji zenou!"
"To nuzete vefiti, ma am.
Sure, cd te dolby nepozvedl ru-
ku ma svoji Biddy, kdezto dri-
We neuplynul den, ably il tyral.
Jeste onehdy pravil, re kdyz 81
ia to vzpomene, stydi Sc "a
20, jake kdyby byl neco u
krad".
"To mne velice tesi", odve-
lila Britomarta, "a doufam. re
' tom take vytrva. Avsak, mluv
ne radeji o necem iinem. Judi
%, Wy jste hodne devce a ia
)roto zaiimam Sc vas velice.
Zdelte mi, jak stoiite 81 s Fore
op Tomem? ia, byt ma vasem
nepriiimala bych zad-
lych darku od neho, nenecha-
a bych Sc od n6ho doprovazeti
Ia pevninu a tomu podobne.
TO mu doda jeSte vice smelosti
ichazeti sc o vas = nu, vSak
lite, co tim minim! !"
Sure, ma'am ale coz je V
ON neeD Zleho?" pravila Ju-
lita, hladic 81 rozpacich "a
terku.
"On 81 vas budc chtit witt
a zenu tomu prece Wy nebu-
.ete chtiti, majic o osobe pani
iullony tax odstrasujici pri-
lad pred ocima.
"FaiX, ma am = a proc bych
i nevada meho Foretop To-
IA, kdyz on mne chce? Sure,
IA am, ia Tom isme zasnou-
eni spolu jiz ode mnoha roku
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-07-29
seeooOoSSeeeoeeos@oe~eeeoo
Zajata neVesta.
Ron&n styrech dilech cd p E. D. E. N Southworthove
Pro "Domacnost' prelozl Hugo Chotek.

pravi o blizkem jiz pristavu a
pevne zemi, je vymyslem, sme-
Irujicim k jich upokojeni. A
prave toho dine k veceru, kdy
nejvice 81 narikala, zvolala po-
Jednou straz ma stezni:
Land ho." (Zeme!)
Jen ii, kdoz po. delsi dobu
nalezali Sc ma vode, pochopi,
co dve tato slova vyznamena-
vaji. Ia priznivych okolnosti
vzbuzuji radost jasot, "a ne
priznivych vsak udes a smrtel-
i'y oIiaoh' e.e Al
Pro nase cestujici znamena-
la jen - Zmenu, radostl ale
naplnovala vsechny. Kazdy
special ma palubu, pfioden jak
V rychlosti Sc dalo, jen aby
nebyl posledni pri vystoupeni
ma TAX davno a touzebne ote.
kavanou pevninu, ktera obje-
yovala Sc V dali jake v mlze.
Jako sprcha vsak ucinkova-
la slova dustojnilu a kapita-
na: Ultra rano teprve bude
dovoleno vystoupiti ma pevninu
a he drive.
Toho vecera sedeli vsichni
Ma palube dele jak obycejne, s
nedockavou touhou pohlizeji-
ce k nedalekemu brehu, ktery
Sc svym bujnym tropickym
rostlinstvem skytal oku pohled
rozkosny.
Ma 5druhy den byla Brito-
marta prvni dam, ktera obje-
villa Sc na palube a setkajic Sc
tu Juditou, tazala Sc spesne:
"Jsme pTistavu?"
Sure, ma'am; ma vzdor mo-
il koece a kot 'atkum dopluli
jame St'astne k mysu Porto
Praya, aniz by LODI byla posko-
zena".
"Jsem velice rada tomu!Kde
jsou danny? Ma palube?"
mo, ma am; sure, ty spi je-
ste jako andilkove! Chudinky,
byly vcera horkem tax zemdle-
ny. Avsak pani jsou jiz whit
ru a kupuji RUNE plodiny cd
Gomorodcd, kteri jeste pred
slunce vychodem vysplhali Sc
na LODI jako banda mofskych
loupezniku. Hled'te jen ma ty
STONY bananu, jez sem dopra-
Wilt"
Britomarta rozhledla Sc ko-
lem, ale zrak jeji setkal Sc
prvne S pohledem Justina Ro-
senthala, jenz prav6 special k
nj.
"Dobr6 jitro, slecno Con-
yers! Jsme zde V Port Praya!"
"Muzema tudiz blahoprati
jeden druhemu, re mys Porto
Eraya nebyl pro mas fata NOR
gana, jak Sc pani Breton oba-
vala", odpovedela Britomarta
$ jemnym usmevem.
DalSi rozmluva prerusena
byla pfichodem obou missiona-
i'u q vice dustojniku, kteri pri-
spechaIi vzdati il hold, pratt
'lobrcho Ultra a provazeti ko-
lem.
Byl to novy. uteseny po-
HE'D. ktery jevil Sc tn oku.
LODI zakotvena stala V prista-
WI male mestecko Porto
Praya Z pola civilizovanG, a
pola divoke a CO celek vypa-
dajici velmi podivne = lezelo
nevelke vzdalenosti. Kol ko-
lem byla lod' obklicena maly-
mi lod'kami domorodcG.z nichz
doposud az po kraj ma
3lneny byly ruznymi plodina-
ni tropickymi, drubezi, ovce-
MI selatky a drobnymi vyrob-
~ ostroyanu.
Celia predni cast paluby az
iu schodum pTeplnena byia
<ricicini Portugalci, cerno-
ny a mulaty, ktefi handluiice !
dustojniky a namorniky, kri-
eli az usi zalehaly.
okoro kazdy koupil od nich
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-07-29
OTARBEk TUGAJ BEL KNf-
ZE TOMHOvIC ZATCEN v
PRAZE.

Prazska vojenska policie,
ktera pracuje tise a bez re-
klamy, ucinila vo poslednich
dnech znamenity Low. Zatkla
vysokou ruskou osobnost: kni-
zete Otarbeka Tugaj beje, kni-
zete Tomkovice, ktery pekne "
cerl lasoe notnym kyndza-
rem po boku amandroval DO
Praze.
Ponevadz utracel hriSne ru-
bly, a delal RUNE neknizeci OBJ
chody, byl zadrzen a po KRAFT
ke vymene SLOW zatcen
Jak knize? Eel bohu
Vojenska policie zjistila, ze
pan Otar'5ek Tugaj bel, knize
Tomkovic, ma tax malo co della
ii S 'knizectvim, jako turecky
sultan S Barnabitkami. Byl ma
nejvyse nejakym tatarskym
potentatem, majicim pet bera-
MI a kopec dluhu. V jeho Pc
sire minulosti je nekolik o.
sklivych skvrn, "a nez by Sc
styd6l tatarsky antouSek.
I'll V Zahfebu a naSel 81 tam
nevestu.
Ponevadz pri vyznani lasky
vyslovne zduraznil, re je kni-
zecim zenichem, padali vSichni
pred MIN ma kolena a rikali
mu: Velicenstvol Rozneslo Sc
totiz, re Otarbek Tugaj bel,
lnize Tomkovic, je clenem by
vale carske rodiny a re ma Pc
.n6z iako smeti.
A tax kdyz jel do Karlovce
koupiti zbozno~ane nev6ste
svatebni krouzek, vyndalo no
na ceste asi tricet voiaku au-
tomobilu a odvedlo no do Kar-
-lovce ma velitelstvi.
Odtud jel postrkem do "a
hfeba zde konecne bylo Iii
steno, re nema ami tech pet ta-
tarskych beranu.
Toz "po Sndre", cili, jak Sc
rika po starodavnu 'supem' od-
cestoval knize Tomkovic do
Varsavy, kdez Poole vsech w
iimecnych pfedpisa byl jakoz-
to prisluSnik rusky vsazen ma
osm mesicu n6kam do pevno-
sti a dano mu ma pokyn, ably 81
vybral: bud sedm kuli do hla-
Wy, nebo Ceskoslovenskou re-
publiku. Tam re ma jeSte &C.
stu volnou, tam re no pusti ra-
di a vyplacene ;" Otarbek
Tugaj bel, knize Tomkovic,
rozhodl Sc pro Ceskosloven-
skou republiku a prijel take
slavnostne do Prahy.
Zdo utraccl. I'll iako oprav-
dovy pasa a kdyz doSly penize
vlastni, pocal 81 vypujcovati
CHI. Pfi tom nelidsky tryznil
ubohou, podvedenou zenu =.
Konecne nasekav 1900 ko-
run dluhu, dostal Sc bystrozra-
kosti vojenske policie do satla-
w a nejblizSich dnech ma
stoupi novou cestu "po snure'
do daleke vlasti.
Kyndz5r, ktery jest majet-
KEN ciziho dustojnika, byl ta-
tarskemu knizeti odnat "a on
sam Sc vSi uctou zbaven ruz-
nych nekniz2cich "drobnosti' |
jez kousaly no dnem j noel.
Tim konci sc tato nejnovejS. |
monarchisticka afera upro-
stred republikdnske Prahy. Ale
kdo zaplati t5ch II tisic korun
knizeci "sekyry?"
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-04-23

nejtesnejsich stykd vzAiem-
nych vybudovani noveho pru
myslu nasi republice ia L.
casti vedeni nasich pracovni
XII americkych.
Bylo by dobre, kdyby jiz
pfedem ohlasili Sc nasi kraja-
ne, kteri prijedou ma slet V t6-
to kancelafi, a oznamili oc Sc
zajimaji, tax ably Sc jiz pre-
dem dalo vse pripraviti.
Pripomenouti dluzno, lie
kontrolu cinnosti informaGni
kancelare povede vedecka ra-
da Academic sestavajici z ma
sich nejlepsich pracovnikd,
cimz spravnost a dGvernost je
opodstatnena.
Kancelar usporada nekolik
vyletu po republice a vystavy
vedecke i prakticke V Praze
vetSich mestech sousednlch,
umoznf navstevy tovaren no.
spodarstvi a jineho.
doplnen.
Dalsi zpravy bndou postup-
ne uverejnovany.
Adresa Kancelafe: Masary-
kova Academic Prace, Praha
H., Zitna /. (pro J. K. n.y.
Dluzno jeste poznamenati,
re tato kancelaT byla zrizena
ma popud naseho americkehc
lvyslance p. DR.. B. Stepanka
po vzajemnych a dGkladnych
poradach Sc vsemi korporace-
mi a zastupci mesta Prahy
vlady.
Predseda DR.. B. Stepanek,
mistopredseda zastupce mesta
Prahy DIR. Dusek, mistostarosta
Kellner a ing. R. Zizka.
Uvedeny dopis, jakoz i nize
otisknute provolani Informal
nj kancelafe vysv6tluje tudiz
vse. Kdo by vsak dolAteGnych
vysvetlivek potreboval, nebo
casopis omen objednat minil,
necht' obrati Sc ma pana M. Ze
mana, 1884 Broadway.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-04-23

v Praze. "Bohemie" plse:
"Nemci Praze netvofi 20
proc. mensiny a proto pocina
pusobiti jazykovy zakon. Ne
smite jiz zadati nemecky 0 te-
lefonicke spojeni. Cd dnesni-
no rama ufednice prazsk6 tele-
fonni dstfedny prohlasuji, ze
die rozkazu nesmf spoiiit, vo-
late-li nemecky. Kterys vrchni
kontrolor potvrdil, ze tomu
tax V pravde je. NaSi stiznost
zodpovedel V ten smysl, lie Ii
jeme v ceskem state a cesky
jazyk re jest statnim iazykem.
Ministerstvo tento rozkaz pry
vcera vydalo. Kazdy Nemec
Inecht' Sc uci cestine. Toto ma
fizeni = doklada bohemia"
- "druzi Sc k tenn, kter6 do
vedou ovladani Nemc6 Cechv
Iuciniti nesnesitelnym. Toto o.
patrenl je zbyteGne, bez1celn6
a pouhym sikanovanim, nebot'
vsechny urednice telefon-cen-
traly mluvi plvnne nemecky a
necinf Jim to zadnych obtfzi,
majf-li n6mecky odpovidati.
Toto zarizeni znemozni vsem
cizincdm, kteri z nemeckych
krajn Czech nebo z ciziny "a
vitaji do Prahy, V Praze tele-
fonovati. I naGelnik generalni-
he stabu Pell6. ktery iak zna-
mo, Sc vsemi ddtojniky mluvi
nemecky, nebude Sc moci liz
telefonicky dovolat."
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-04-23
NARODOHOSPODARSKA IN
FORMACNf KANCELAR PRI
MASARYKOVE AKADEMII
PRACE.
Pan M. Zeman, 1894 Broad
way, jeji oficielnim zastupcem
CleveIandG.


Eel vcera 2 Prahy instrukce,
tykajlci sc "Narodohospodaf-
ske informaCnl kancelare pfi
Masarykove akademii prace",
jejiz oficielnfm zastupcem byl
ustanoven pro Cleveland a O.
koli. Zasilatelem jest p. Stan.
Spacek, poslanec a inzenyr z
Prahy a byvaly Glen ceske OBJ
chodni misse, prodlevaiici sve-
no casu tez v meste naSem. IN
zenyr Spacek pise mimo jine-
no p. Zemanovi nasledujici:
Mily priteli:-
Jsem prekvapen Vasi pozor-
nosti potesen zasilkou foto-
grafii, ktere lined otisknu v
naSem ufednim vestnlku, ably
naSi konstruktefi 81 vsimli ze-
jmena jak jsou americke vozy
prakticky a zarizeny a vystro-
jeny.
Zaroven opozdene tez gratu
luji k Vasim 60letym naroze-
ninam, zda Sc mi vsak, re Jest
to chyba tisku a nemohu tomu
vefit, re pfi Vasem vzezreni
byste slavil jiz Sedesatku.
Vzpominam 81 velmi Caste
ma Cleveland a jelikoz mann
Ease brzy prijiti zpet do Ame-
riky, myslim. re to bude jed
ma mych prvnich cest, kterou
pc Americe podniknu a prize
du k Vam nasim vyslancem
uspofadam nekolik pfednasek.
Jsem jist, re prijdete ma
slet, ocekavam Vas.
Svolali bychom zde poradu
a pristoupili hned k nejake no
spodarske cinnosti. tax iak
jsme o tom hovorili "a meho
pobytu u Vas. Ty vzaiemne sty
ky naSe nutno upraviti jinak
nez doposud, iinak nastane ne
soulad.
1Posilam Vam pro Vase novi
nyilzpravu o teto Informacni
Kancelari neutrality-suspicious.
pri M. A. p. dalSi budeme
zasilati pravidelne.
Prosim. kdybyste byl tax la
skav a dodal to redakcim.
Chceme tez V Americe roz-
sifiti co nejvice casopis "Nova
Prace" tu bych Vas prosil,
kdybyste tam ziskal odbera-
tele pTipadne kolektoval pri
spevky a postal je administra-
ci.
Rovnez obcasne zpravy by
nam byly vitany, ovsem, "a
tim co nejstrucnejsi, ielikoz
name malo mfsta a tisk jest
nesmirne drahy, take Sc ma
casopis doplaci.
Chceme zfskati vsechny ma
Sc krajany celem svete "a
cleny "Jednoty Pratel Masary
kovy Academic Prace" tim
vytvoriti svetove spojeni nase-
no lidu.
Jsme pfesvedceni, re Sc nam
to podari.
Prijmete prosim srdecny po
zdrav pro celou vaSi rodinu i
vsechny zname a uprimny dix
"a Vasi pozornost, cimz pro-
spejete dalsim ucelnm.
Vas zcela oddany
Stan. Spacek
V dopisu prilozene vysv6tle
nj ohledne "Narodohospodar-
ske informacnf kancelafi pri
Masarykove akademii we'd"
sdeluje pax toto:
Hned po zalozeni Masaryko
Wy Academic Prace byla zalo-
zena informacni kancelar ma
rodohospodafska, iejfz dcelem
jest podavati verohodne zpra-
wv narodohospodarske. pfispi-
vani k zakladanf noveho prG-
myslu a navazovati styky ze-
.imena nasimi kraiany v CHI
ne.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-04-23
PRAzSKE VELETRHY.
(Ceskoslov. Inf. kanc.)

Washington, d. c.. 1. dubna.
Obec Prazska zalozila ku po-
radiant pravidelnych veletrhG
samostatny ustav pod firmou
"Prazske vzorkove velerhy"
Sc sidlem V Praze, jehoz kan
cellar je nyni umistena V Sta
romestske radnici. PocateCni
kapital tohoto ustavu jest Kc
100000. Spravni dozorci
radu jmenovala obec Prazska
ze rad aktivnich pr6myslnikG
a obchodnfkG. .
Ucelem tohoto ustavu Jest
poTadati kazdorocne ma iare a
ma podzim veletrhy vzorkove,
pristupne vsem primyslnikdm,
vyrobcHm a zivnostnikGm, "a
riZenym ma hromadnou vyro-
bu, kteraz ma je sbliziti OBJ
chodnfky tax, ably ma veletrhu
uzavTeli vetsi dodavky. Ucast
ciziny neni nikterak omezena,
nebot' veletrhy jsou povahy
mezinarodni. Predpoklada Sc
vsak a vitana Jest predevsim
tax zv. organisovana ucast sa-
mostatnym pavilonem, kteraz-
to ucast ma tn vyhodu, ze pri-
slusna vlada poskytuje svym Il
castnfkGm RUNE vyhody a pod
poruje pTi obeslanf veletrhu.
Zaroven pax umoznena jest
timto zpusobem kontrola Wy
stavujicich firem. Prvnf tako-
vyto veletrh ma byti poradan
jiz V zari t. r. to cd 5. do %.
zari ma vystavisti v byvale Kra
lovske obore, kterazto doba
ma byti vplnena radou speci-
elnich trhn, tykaiicich Sc jed
notlivyych odvetvf prGmyslo-
vych. Odvetvi tato jsou: Dre-
voobrabeci prGmysl, kovoprd-
mysl, keramika, sklarstvi, tex
prdmysl atd. Kancelar veletr-
hu pilne pripravuje obchodni
stranku veletrhu, ably, kde to
pomery dovoluif, molly byti
pfijimany take objednavky. z
te priciny jsou veletrhGm vita
ny poptavky po zbozi z, ciziny
a podnik veletrzni bude Sc
starati usnadnenf expertnlch
formalit, jelikoz stoji pod do
zorem a zastitou ministerstva
obchodu.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1920-10-22

uel, and l just naturally go around
shedding light into the dark places,
and making everybody glad. At such
times the world seems an unqualified
success, and the fact that l was born
into II does not cause me any remorse.
IL some prominent citizen backed me
up against fence and asked me what
made me feel so gay, 1 couldn't give
him any helpful information. I don't
know, myself, what causes the chip
per feeling. l suppose II must be be-
cause my works are in good condition,
doing their digestive stunts at the old
stand.
"After a few days the glad feeling
passes away, and instead of being
Sunny Samuel 1 become Mournful
Moses. have all kinds OF PRESENT.
ments of evil. have q firm convic-
ton that the bottom is about to drop
out of everything, and that I'll be
mixed up with the wreckage. l take
pesslmistic view of everything, and
go grouching around until even the
cows are sick of seeing me, and they
give me lift with their hind feet as
a gentle hint that l should come out
of my trance.
"If leading business man asked
me to explain my melancholy couldn't
do II. The world seems to be moving
along as though nothing had happened,
the same old sun is shining on the day
shift. and the scented Zephyrs are
blowing through my whlskers as OF
old.
"Often a man begins the day wrong,
through some accident or unpleasant
experience. Then he knows why he
has crouch, but that doesn't help
him to get rid Of 1t. This morning
/ was lying in bed dreaming that 1
was the only original white hope, and
that l was making n heroic effort to
bring the laurels back TO the Cauca-
sian race. / was just administering
an uppercut that seemed destined to
bring home the bacon, when fell out
of bed and practically ruined my head
against the floor.
81 came downstairs in beastly hui
NOR, and after breakfast / went over
and picked quarrel with old Doc
little, so that he had to shin up tree
to escape violence, and all because
was feeling ornery. II wouldn't have
been safe for any man to tell me that
in order 10 begin the day right all a
man has to do is to begin II right.
~ have gone out from the house to
milk the cows I'm the morning. many q
time, feeling az blithesome and glad
as dickeybird, and quite satisfied
that the day was going to be one
round of pleasure. Then COW would
give me a poke in the ribs with one
Of her celluloid horns, or push her big
splay foot into trimming bucket OF
milk, and the joyous stun was all Off,
and I'd be so sore all day that Aunt
Julia would hand me my meals with
pitchfork.
"The other morning got up feeling
so mean that I was ashamed to look
in the mirror ! went downtown after
breakfast, in the mood to rob n blind
organ grinder OF his few plugged
nickels. Then / went to the post Of
flee and got registered letter. A
man who had owed me 81 for five
years had an ingrowing conscience at
last, and sent the money to me. When
left the post office everybody COM
mented on my winning smile and said
l was the little sunbeam OF the town"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1920-10-22
Twins STRANGELY Linked.

Albert Grierson and Walter Grier-
son, st. Louis twins, were members
Of the same company, and each wore
a small diamond ring and watch and
chain in France. Albert lost the stone
Of his ring and few days later Wal
ter lost the stone OF his. Then Albert
lost his watch and chain and soon af.
terward Walters disappeared. Then
Albert was wounded and Walter fol
lowed suit. And now they intend to
marry twin sisters, Geraldine and
Blendine SmaIley Of Sheldon, nl.-In.
dianapolis News.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1920-10-22
All Depends.

"Can you support my daughter in
the style she's been accustomed tor
asked the father OF the young man
who sought his daughter In marriage,
swell" replied the young mar
thoughtfully, sis she strong for a $500
baby grand piano or a So talking ma.
chine2"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1920-10-22
BEGINNING THE DAY

sSTFA MAN begins the day In Il good
Il humor," observed the professor,
Everything will prosper with him."
"You talk as though beginning the
day in good humor was as easy as
falling of n log" said the low-browed
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1920-10-22

man. III suppose
you have en-
reading one OF
those fool sun
shine books, and
you think a man
can be In n good
humor st by
saying he Is going
to be. But.a man
can't control his
humors any more
than he can con-
troll dreams.
"Some days I
feel like the orig
inal Sunny Sam
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1920-10-22
A Good Wish.

andidate-Election day is also my
birthday.
Friend-Goodl hope you VIII
have many happy returns.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1920-10-22
Harding and Coolidge
.-and-
Good Government

TO THE AMERICAN VOTER:
you satisfied content existing
OF course you are not.
You burdened high of living.
For everything daily life paying alb
normal prce-an unprecedented price.
Why?
Largely altogether of
of padded of colossal waste
following the warbeu'e of ooseue: axi nency and mcom
potency in handling the country's affairs.
You paying the for all -you Americans and
women, who make up the good citizenship of this nation
You paying, and paying dearly, for all this.
Liberty of which you
invested proudly, generously periodically to help win the
below
established make further sacrifices compelled sell those
Liberty Bonds order the abnormal conditions confronting
and entering into daily life at
Think of the climax thus upon your patriotism!
WAR MEANS WASTE WAR is WASTE. BUT WAR WASTE
SHOULD HAVE ENDED WITH THE ENDING OF WAR 1t did
end then-i has ended 1t has 'hameuly
the bipayng
taxesan high of living the price of it ALL
Isit time to call hat-hgh time?
Republican cutaled governmental
TWO BILLIONS morereduced the estimates
Administration Think of that! But that the beginning of
enchmnt reform which cannot be effected fully until the Executive
and Legislative departments of the working together eff
.sn coMpIETE CHANGE AT WAsiIINGToN substitution Of
efficiency for nefcency capacity for ncapac all along the line
only,
rying today.
You hearing duty to world
intended solely for and full of deception
the cry kept
Administration Washington knew full well that under
could and that in fact the
when election being scany by false preences the Nation
waseve thenvh virtually at
America do her duty o the world!
did America fail do her dtyher full duty
In any crisis contingency affecting mankind? Never
And confidently the future
she has been counted in the past
AMERICA is A DUTY DOING NATION Any suggestion to
contaywhaeve individual the adjustment of world
whether through League of Nations afron to
tueA and must be dealt with a SUCH
Republican Party pledges Good Government pledges
efficiency and the deal pledges
that long and u
OF Republican Presidents have this Republic.
DO NOT ALLOW YOUR COMPLETE CONFIDENCE IN THE
RESULT TO KEEP YOU FROM THE POLLS ON ELECTION
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-24
Secretary Colby Asks
Publicity on inquiry

WASHINGTON, March "a. = Balm
bridge Colby, who became secretary of
state today, has written letter to
Senator Lodge, chairman of the SEN
ate foreign relations committee, ask
Ing that the evidence taken by the
committee on the subject of his con-
firmation be made public. If it is in
accordance with the usual practice.
The text of the letter, as given out
at the State Department, follows:
viii you permit me to express to
you my appreciation of the very cour-
teous reception l had from you and
the members of your committee on
the occasion of my recent appearance
before the committee?
Il am hopeful that a way may be
found to lift the secrecy which sur
rounds the evidence taken by the COM
mittee on the subject of my confirma-
ton. While reluctant to make re-
quest that may in any degree conflict
with the usual practice of the COM
mittee, or anticipate it's action, it
would be very much appreciated by
me If the whole record were given
complete publicity"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-24
Claim Ohio Tax Lalu
Violated 18th Amendment

CLEVELAND, Ohio, March %
Holding that the new graduated horse
power license fee law passed by the
last legislature is in conflict with the
fourteenth amendment to the federal
constitution, officers and trustees of
the Ohio State Automobile association
today unanimously voted to carry the
case to the United States supreme
court.
1t was agreed unanimously that the
measure not only Disseminated and
imposed double taxation on motorists,
but that it would fail to inrease reve.
nues for highway and street mainten-
ance and repair. 1t is charged tina
the law is imperfect and full of incon.
sistencies.
Among those at the meeting were
Jacob l.. Will, G. D. SAVERS and C. c.
James, of Columbus; Frank Collucci
Lima, and Rev. Joseph H. Dodshon
GAINESVILLE.
GAINESVILLE was selected for the an
rual convention, May IS.