El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-15

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Maiden's Prayer" He played Shin
one comedian got n laugh with
THAI Il have just been TO see
a picture, John ROsenthal IN Inc
ChriStIan,' written By rabbi
me same man said his father had
whiskers so long he didn't have %
wear pajamas and that mother
Thought a lot OF father, but he had
to die before he was ever allo"eu
in the front room
The newest song the comedians
claim to be looking for l. ~ no
VIII Take the Place OF Maryf' by
Another one they expect Is
asThere's Room In the Henrse for
You, T0O,1 by Hiram johnson
you know I haven't always been
singer" said the parlor entertainer
TO one OF the women guests
$50 hear" she sWeetly repneo-
TN give you hundred dollars {, q
month for pin money hereafter s-iu
a husband 70 his wife
THAT sounds like the needle TO
me-" she replied
I'm crazy TO 90 on the stage"
sag You 5a' have to be-" said the hungry
actor.
aHovF can you tel Pm mar
riedfD asked the girl, when the
man asserted that he knew she
aHow can you tel n FordF' he
replied
Here's the first two lines OF a song
that Is proving popular
Ever since the world began
Woman has been fOOlinE man.
And here's one the men In the au-
dience always applaud;
A woman can't love a man she
doesn't respect, and she can't re-
SDecf a man she's not a little bit
afraid OF.
And another
once a woman gets the whip hand
it's Goodnight Man
sT never did anything was
ashamed Of" said the girl to- ner
sweetheart after a quarrel.
mo" he replies. but you qlq
everything heartless that every girl
Is proud Of"
In Cincinnati they say they want
more air in the street cars. re
ferred them to the FL Paso cars N
winter
A girl showed a picture OF her
brother and explained that ne was
"a distant relative" because he lived
in New York and she in Chicago
A young editor OF somethlns rom
somewhere over IN NeorashL -.
breeding into the press section OF tne
Renubiican national convention the
other morning, opened up his Corona
and started in hammering out some
tbinE-untl a sergeant at arms told
him machinery was barred Arlhur
Brisbane uses a typewriter Ior VIII
ing his stories as the convention pro-
cseds but he has a specially built
silent machine. There was one other
such machine in the press sectloh OF
the convention
Francisco Examiner and Otheman
Stevens, Of the Los Angeles examiner
are among the newspaper men mere
who have often visited FL Paso and
are well know there. Chas- Brande-
bury. Of the Associated Press New
York office. who spent several
months at FL Paso in 1915 Is also
asking about FL Paso and FL Pasoans
The unions Of Chicago kept the
Western Union wires out Of the
Coliseum during the convention by
threatening to tie up the Work OF
putting in the extra balconies and
seats II the wires were permitted to
be strung into the hall The COM
pany rented a place alongside Of the
building. however, and put a corps Of
messengers and clerks in the press
section OF the convention to handle
the messages. Fifty-seven operators
were installed in the office adjoin-
ing the Coliseum to handle the busi-
ness. The Postal was permitted to
have an office in the building. It
was not considered unfair" by the
Chicago walking delegates.
Steel workers are adding more
stories 70 the Sherman hotel and the
delegates to the convention who
stopped at the Sherman had. OF ne
cessity. to 90 to bed early. for they
could not sleep after work time In
the morning
That section Of the Republican
platform criticisinE the pOstOffiee
department ought to find n rendy
amen In the hearts OF all travel
ers. II takes The FL PasO Herald
Just five days TO reach Chicago
after publication.
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Governor Campbell. Of Arizona.
left for home happy over the inser-
ton of the plank on irrigation in the
Republican national platform. He