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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13
BANDITS ROB ILLINOIS
BANK, SHOOT UP TOWN
AND ESCAPE IN FIGHT
Seren Persons Wounded i'm
Running Street BaHic
Following Hoidup.
TBy Associated Pros,

by aSSOCldtcd BrrSS
JOLIET. ILL. July i2,-Plainfiold.
suburb nine miles west OF Joliet.
was this afternoon recovering after
the town had been taken by ten
armed bandits this morning, seven
persons wounded and the Plainhcld
State Bank robbed Of $1,000 in cash
and government bonds. The bandits,
after sweeping the main street of tho
town with rifle fire. escaped in two
automobiles. One of the bandits was
wounded.
Stuart Moore and Paul Waters,
l7-ycar-old youths, returning to
Plainhcld, noticed an automobile In
the ditch at> the side OF the road.
When they went to offer assistance
tho bandits knocked them down and
ired at their prostrate bodies.
The machine was cxtricatcd from
tho ditch before posses arrived and
the bandits continued their flight.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13
croker's Son Will Appeal.

NEW YORK. July 12.-Counsel for
Richard Croker. Jr., here announced
tonight that he had wired his legal
representatives in Jacksonville to ap-
peal from the decision of the Florida
court. which today adjudGed Richard
Croker. sr.. mentally competent to
handle his affairs
lie also stated that this request for
an appeal was only the beginning OF
the legal fight to be wagcd by the
croker children in an effort to pre-
vent their father from disposing of
his Sl,oOO.0o0 Florida estate on the
grounds that he is not mentally Mt
to care for his affairs and is being
unduiy influenced by his wife.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13
Glass Says He Looks for "Corking Good
Campaign and Victory in November

the party with every prospect of
victory In November"
The Virginia Senator scrvcd two
terms I'm the House of Rcprcscn-
tatircs with Governor Cox. and
said ne regarded him highly.
"Of course. 1 think well of the
platform. nv Ind hand In It's
preparations" mid aIr. Glass. "Thc
convention thOGEat well of itNtoo;
indeed, the convention unanimous
~ declined to permit Il to he
tnmpcrcd with in any respect. II
was inircrNiOus alike to rhetoric
and schcming. 1t was adopted
without alteration of word and
Expresses the convictions, the
hone" and the aspirations of the
Democratic pnrty without rcser-
Nations or evasion OF any Kind"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13
Big Liner Quarantined
Until Crew Takes Bath

BOSTON, July l2.-The White
Stnr liner Crctic hns been held ut
quarantine since Friday because
the crew refuse to he washed.
The detention Involves I,543
BtecrnEc passengers md In cost
Ing the company about 100000
day. First-cinss passengcrs were
allowed to land without bnthInE.
The trouble grew out of the
fact thnt port authorities ni
Naples recently have refused to
allow American health Officials. to
examine cmiErantx. An result
no clean hill OF health could he
given the CrctIc here and IL WINS
ordered that the crew md stcer-
nEc pnnscDSrrA lie washed for di.-
Infection.
The passengers submitted. but
the crew refused, nnd health Of
hcinls Insist the ship shall not
bulge until NIL those aboard hnyc
been washed.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13
LABOR BALKS AT
PLAN FOR MERGER
WITH Third PARTY
After All-Day Conference
Delegates Issue Ultima
tum to Other Groups.
WEARY OF WAITING ON
CONFERENCE AGREEMENT
Report That Seven 1. w. w.
Groups Had Agreed to Fusion
Results in Convention Row.
INV Associated prcssl

CHICAGO. July l2.-Amalgamation
OF the Labor party and Committee
OF Forty Eight in new party move
ment was threatened with failure
tonight when the labor group adopt-
cd an uitimatum giving mntii 10
o'clock Tuesday morning for the
Forty -eighters TO show a disposition
10 compromise.
Tho ultimatum was proposed by
Max S. Hays. national chairman OF
the Labor party.
The convention decided to proceed
tomorrow to adopt a platform and
nominate candidates If the amalga-
nation fails.
The ultimatum carried after an
hours debate In which the Forty
Fights leaders were criticized as
'plutocratic philanthropists trying
TO use the Labor party as a cats
paw"
The labor delegates proposed that
IL compromise can be reached tho
two parties hold a joint session Tues
day night to adopt u platform and
nominate presidential and vice -presi-
Dental candidates.
Delegates were skcptical that the
get-together movement would sue
cccd, but efforts of the moro radical
TO force an immediate break were
discouraged by the moro conscrva-
tive.
Malone Pleads for Unity.
While the argument was at it's
height. Dudley Field Malone, former
Democratic leader and collector of
the port of New York. arrived at
the convention as representative
OF the Committee of Forty Eight
Malone. who is also n member Of
the Labor party, attempted to pla-
cate the delegates, grown restivc
over the prospect that the convention
might last until Thursday or longer.
lie declared there were no insur-
mountablo difficulties in the way of
the amalgamation.
They adjourned until $50 o'clock
tomorrow after adopting the ulti-
matum to the Committee Of Forty
Eight
Toscan Bennett Of Connecticut.
presented the report of the Labor
party and Committee OF Forty Eight
conference committees when the
Labor party convention reassemblcd
tonight.
The report recommended amalga
nation and n joint PLATFORM
Party Name Offers SnnE.
Mr. Bennett said the conferees
struck snag on the question OF
party name, the labor group hold
ing out for ..Farmer-Labor," as n
title for the proposed new party.
The labor group, he said, wanted
to hold joint convention, but the
proposition was rejected by the Com
mittee OF Forty Eight.
Farmer delegates caucused today
and approved the proposed Farmer
Labor title, he announced.
Bennett. in veilcd terms, criticized
the attitude of the Forty Eight party
conferees. and added he believed "the
rank and file OF the committee of
LABOR arc with u.s."
During consideration Of the va
rious plans for amalgamatinE. dele
nh
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13
GOVERNOR CATS SAYS
IT'LL DO NO GOOD TO
GILL SPECIAL SESSION
Tells Suffrage Leaders Florida
Legislators Shop No Change
on Subject.

I f5y NssOtlhtcN IreSs.
PENSACOLA, FLA. July 12.-Gov-
ernor Cats has refused TO call n spe-
cial session of the Florida Legislature
10 take action on the Federal woman
suffrage amendment. it was an
nonnced tonight by local suffrage
leaders. They said the Governor
contendcd such action would be use
less.
Suffragist workers here announced
receipt of telegram from tho Gov
crnor to this effect. II tried to get
this through last session." they
quoted the telegram as saying. The
same members constitute the Legis-
lature now, and an extra session
would be useless"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13
rntcnt. Commls.Ioner neslgn..

WASHINGTON. July 12.-James T.
Newton. Commissioner OF Patents. to-
day announced his resignation. eftec-
tive next Monday. Fo has been, con.
nected In various capacities with the
Patent Office since 1891 and commits
sioner since august. 1917. Mr.. New
ton Is Q natiSf Of Georgia,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13
SAYS cox is GOOD FELLOW
but Force Bill Lodge Claims No
Democrat Can Win In Fall
Elections
[By Universal ScrvIco.

NAHANT. MASS. July I'm an
interview today, Senator Henry
Cabot Lodge declared that Governor
Cox, of Ohio. Democratic presidential
nominee. sis a man possessing n most
pleasing personality and steadily
gaining in popularity since coming
into public life. He added that mo
Democratic living can win tho presi-
dency in the fall election"
Senator Lodge said no expected to
mako. several campaign speeches for
the Harding-Coolidge Republican
ticket.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13
Villa Bottle dup Again,
Butil a Mexican Bottl.!
Dy Associated Press.)

MENICO CITY, July 12.-Gcnernl
joaquin Amnro Inns General Frnn-
cisco villa, revolutionary leader In
the State OF. chihuahua, bottled
up, following an encounter near
Pnrrnll. I'm which 800 rebciS and
300 FcdcrnIs participated, General
Il. FIiaS Gales, the War Minister,
announced today.
This In about the nrticth time
that the rcdoubtabic PanchO hns
been reported nv bottled up, but
Mexican bottles must have ncciSs
as wide na hogshcnds, for hitherto
the notorious bandit hns managed
To dccant himscif md decnmp
without the slightest trouble.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13
Reds Menace british in Persia.

IT'y INIVtfSlI' SFrVIcO,1
LONDON. July l2.-The Bolshevists
according to a dispatch to the Daily
Express. have landed four shiploads
OF troops on the south shore of the
Caspian Sea and are advancing south
ward. gravely cndangering the British
position north OF Teheran, capital Of
Persia
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13
YOUNG GIRL BURGLARS
ENTER BROOKLYN HOME
Two Sisters, II and q, Plead GUILTY
to Stealing $1,000 Worth OF
Vni ninnhIcs

NV, 1!RnE associated Ircss.1
NEW ioRh, July 1.-TWO OF the
youngest female burglars" on record
appeared in Police Court in Brook
lyn today. when two sisters, aged
IL and g. pleaded guilty to n charge
OF juvenile delinquency. They were
arrested In Brooklyn home, after
they are alleged to have forced an
entry and packed $1,000 worth of
si'verware and jewolry in n suit
case.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13
PROHIBITION COMMISSIONER
INDICTED IN OKLAHOMA
Federal OficInI Charged with Con-
fiscntinE the Property of u
prfSouer

MuSkOGEE. OKLA, July IA. L.
Brown. an assistant Federal prohibi-
ton commissioners. has been Indicted
by the Federal grand jury on n
charge OF using the authority OF his
office to confscate prisoners prop
erty.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13
CONTINUED on Second Page.5

1t is almost daily occurrence that
some user OF Times-Dispatch Want
Ads voluntarily writes us how we'll
pleased they are with the results OBJ
tained. you are not using them
you are not reaching all the people
Phone randolph !. ~ / y 4. n
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13

17-Day Excursions to Niagara
Falls and return. via r., F. & p. R.iR.
Fares from Richmond, 1880. in
coaches; $500 with Pullman privilege.
=. g. 6 o; also later d. Stes. See agents.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13

For results, use Times Dispatch
Want. Ads. For your convenience,
you may telephone them to RAN
dolph I. ~. :. -. :. y II. ~.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13

Wonderful trip, Richmond BaItI-
moro, York River Line, $40 p. M.
daily. except Sunday. Modern steam
ers.-Ady. u.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13
Admiral Flores Dies nj ytodrId.

TT - IHBHe" NJ .SIUUIiUs I
MADRID, July l2.-Admiral Flores,
former. Minister of Marine. died hero
GSsterday,
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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-13
Assure. Winning r,rht

"Boys.,it was Just the kind OF; nshsis
out there that Democrats like. Wsre@
used to that kind of n light Tn ohlo.
and l assure you we'il give them tho
same kind OF a flght this fall, w
We have the cause with which toy
(coHtinued on Second Isgs;5
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-10-14
Wante:d

Car Washer-steady
work-g pay.
Apply Horst & Strict
er company, Assem-
bly, Plant, 1910 First
avenue, Reck Island,
Ill.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-10-14
I

II you contemplate selling your
home, list 1t with US at once II you
want quick action. We aim to
please you and have been very sue
cessful in making others feel hap
py. and satisfied and we can do the
same for you.
THE JOSEPH E. PRENDERGAST
REALTY AGENCY.
Peoples National Bank Building.
Telephone r. |. 1916.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-10-14
RARE BARGAIN

NEW SIX ROOM RESIDENCE.
ALL MODERN. WITH HARD
WOOD FLOORS; FINE. LARGE
LIVING ROOM; EXCELLENT
BASEMENT AND LAUNDRY
ROOM; AN EAST FRONT IN n.
CELLENT NElGHBoRHooD -
FoRrY-FlRsr STREET. MEAD
FIFTEENTH AVENUE. ROO
ISLAND: owNER, WISHING
IMMEDIATE SALE. WILL SAC
RIFICE FOR PRICE $500.
TERMS 81, 900 CASH. BALANCE
$3.50 A MONTH. SEE W. h.
PENN1sToN $50 SEVEN.
rEENrn AVENUE. EAST MO-
LINE. TEL. EAST MOLINE Ill.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-10-14
ABSTRACTS OF rITLs.

ABSTRACTS ot TITLE PSxrARkD Oh
coutinusd 70 date covering any real e.
tate in 10 county. Pronpt and accurate
eeryice s4 reasonable rates. Rock y
evesneg. eersrtary. c06-2l2 Central
Trust & SAVINGS Bank buiLhag.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-10-14
CARD OF THANKS

- ~ ~-~-~-- ~ ~~~>~
~ ~ % thank our many friends and
Tor their kindnesses rendered
y oath Of our beloved mother.
~ ~ g We wish TO thank Mrs. Casey
~ pufkin. the pallbearers and for
- aful floral tributes. Mr.. and
!. Smith, William Hartnady.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-10-14
FOR SALE

6 ROOM house. modern. located
oos-half block from Long View
park, paving paid. garage. lot COZ
lbs. Price $500, terms. $1,5e1
cash.
4 ROOM cottage. electric lights,
water, gas. furnace garage. lot ~
xl30, located ON hill. $500, torUA
$500 balance monthly.
Z ROOM modern. built four yearA
located near Augustana college.
party leaving city. possession II
few weeks. Price $500. with
$1,000 down, balance to suit pur.
chaser.
5 ROOM bungalow. modern, located
on, Thirty-6fth street, lumber
enough in attic to build porch. lot /.
50xl56s for $500. terms, $500
cash, balance arranged. u
j. j. GRUSKE AGENCY
Phone r, l. 4S8-lS6 ira
,417-Is Safety Bldg. Yata
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-10-14

ROCK ISLAND AERK 10. o5e. T4ATE1-
first end third T.sGday Of ssch month
at Esgles' hume. Fourth asenu1 80
9~entents street. Franz Wioh. W. r.:
Joseph ltoteU4t, SECRETARY.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-10-14
SHOE REPAIRING.

OPEN FOR BUSINESS
I will be pleased to meet old and new
friends at my former address. 2126
Fourth avenue. Satisfactiont guaran-
teed. Give me trial. Joe Rocco.
THE CENTRAL SHOE HOSPITAL. FIRST
ciass work. 1905 Third avenue. Rock
Island, Ill. Pete Arcabascio, Prop.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-10-14

100 SALESIApIES. L. r. STEEL CO. &c
to 81 20 sbOfe. 17l9-21 Second avenue.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27
SOCIETY NOTE OF
THE SEVENTIES


And while we are rejoicing that
women are at last officially people. let
us not forget that it is not 50 long
since the bridegroom was the most
important being at the welding. il the
society notes in the New York Sun
for November. 1870, are any guide.
For there we find a society wedding
thusly described:
The groom is of middle height, well
proportional. and walks with dignity
and ease He has a ford complexion,
regular features, a blue-gray eye,
black hair and mustache. He wears
no whiskers. He has very large
forehead and is slightly bald.
The bride, reclining on the arm OF
| her uncle, was the observed of al
observers. She walked lip the aisle
with admirable grace and self-pos-
session. She is
Beautiful Brunette,
tall and graceful in her movements
That she appreciated the embarrass-
ling position in which she was placed
was plainly and delicately shown bs
the flush on her cheek. She wore {
\
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27


There has just gone into effect in
New York law enacted at the in
stance of the newspaper fraternity of
that state by the legislature which
viii be Of material benefit to every
newspaper whether daily or weekly.
The law makes it misdemeanor for
a person to furnish to any publisher
any false inflammation regarding any
subject. The law has now been put
| in operation. Thorn in Palm Beach
Post.
Danphool law Don't want any
such in this state. People often give
newspaper men the wrong tip. hon
/ estly believing its a good one. A man
who hasn't sense enough to sift out
such information for himself. and
sand enough to take the blame If he
makes the wrong guess, has no blsi-
ness in the newspaper game. The
| principal effect of the said law will
be to make people refuse to tell news
paper men anything.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

The Ocala Star editor jumps on us
for grumbling and every word he ut
tiers is a grun1ble in the above para
graph, but we can't understand why
he picks on us when our position in
exactly parallel with. his and besides
that he calls US sFOld That does
ruffie the feathers the wrong way. IL
we were ais old as he there might be
room to talk. but we are just a kitten
i'm comparison and don't belong to the
Gait family, either. We are a step
son, however, and haven't been home
III late years Lakeland Star.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27
aDvEnTIsING RATES

Displays Plate is cents per inch for
ffons rs per cent additional Compost
item charges on ads. that run less tnan
six tfnea cents per inch. Speclal
n0sfrlon 20 per cent additional Rates
based I'm 4-inch minimum Less filan
Tour INCHES Will take higher rate,
which win be furnished upon appllca-
ton.
rtrsf insertion. 3 cents per line Tor eacn
subsequent insertion. One change q
week allowed on readers without extra
composition charges.
Legal advertisements 1t legal rates.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

Would that the T.-U. was as en-
thusiastic for the success of the ma
tionaI democratic ticket as the Tampa
Tribune. The enthusiasm aroused
would take on the appearance Of the
the great campaign in 1876
The Tampa Tribune credits the
foregoing to the Star, but no such
paragraph appeared in this paper.
We think both the T.-U. and Tribune
are doing pretty well.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

Gainesville Is kicking on her cen
sus, which gives her less than 5000,
and Is taking an rnoiilcial recount
We guess they rated Gainesville ike
they did Ocala We know Ocala has
COCO people. and believe Gainesville
has at least 5000. But there is no use
in kicking or taking unofficial re-
counts. The census figures have been
turned IN and passed on, and there
they viii remain until 1880.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

It is pretty safe bet that those
ginks who put two and a quarter mil
lion dollars money. away in vault
up OF Chicago and then forgot about
It were in no ways connected with a
newspaper Office Winter Haven
Chief.
Well, we don't know. We endorsed
a fellows note once and never thought
Of it again till the bank notified US to
pay it.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

long white gros-grain train with
fIounces of the same material.
In the march to the altar the spec
tators were 50 anxious to gaze on the
bride that for time they were in d
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

Miss Glenn sits down on him. as she
may after reading the foregoing You
know it would take pretty ample
rocking chair for that charming and
accomplished Lakeland Tele-
gram.
She is not going to sit down on us
not If we see her first.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27
CLOSING THE WEEK

Following are the names Of the
white women who registered Saturday
afternoon:
Laurie C. Hampton.
Donnie Pearle Sims.
Ola Sims.
Elizabeth Il. Hunt.
Caroline II DeCamp.
Rex. G. Todd.
Ruth B. Gist.
Lucy S. Blake.
Julia O. earn.
Harriet p Turner.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

The Cork hunger strikers are said
TO be kept alive by rubbing their
backs with methylated spirits. Won
der IL there are any methylated spirits
in this town.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

McSweery has been fasting forty
six days, and whoever has DR.. Tan
ner's old belt for boss starvationist
should dig it up and send it to him.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

We know two or three lovely ladies
who Judged on their ages when they
registered Where do they, expect to
die when they 60 to-?
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

Come. gentlemen. and ladies', too,
and hand over your subscriptions for
the democratic campaign fund.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27
,o.grqrIc sUnscRIpTToN RATES

One year, In advance ........s-. s. 00
Frr44 month";. Ia advance 1.B0
One month, Ia advance ...s...-s.. %
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

We notice that the Ocala schools
generally get busy before the other
schools in the state do.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

Every farmer in the county should
be laying his plans for going to the
fair.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

Don't fail to visit the Guarantee
Clothing q Shoe Company. Every
thing we sell is guaranteed. We're
lighting for QUALITY--not prices. II
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27
asrmBEn AssocIATED PRESS

The Associated Press is exclusively
entitled for the use for republication OF
All news DISPATCHES credited to Il or
NOT otherwise credited in this paper and
also the local news published herein:
All rights OF republication OF special
dispatches herein are also reserved.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

Our motto is prompt service. Phone
your orders to 243. Cooks Market and
Grocery. 22-H
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27
house of worship and
1AOe11S ~ ~ 90 - =
Stood On Tiptoe

on the benches to obtain better
view. The bridal reception
was dazzle. lasting an hour.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

Advertising builds business.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27

FRED TAKES no chances.
WHY. ONCE when the Yanks.
PLAYED THE cellar champs.
He WAITED till the eighth.
AND WITH ten runs lead.
THE BASES loaded.
AND BABE Ruth up.
He OFFERED to bet ma
THE YANks would win
THAT'S ABOUT as reckless.
AS FRED ever gets.
SO WHEN he got tired.
OF HIS cigarettes.
FIGURED there'd be.
SOME FUN watching him
PICK OUT new kind.
AND THERE was.
HE READ all the ads.
THEN He asked questions
THEN He borrowed" . smoke.
FROM NE, and smelled il.
LIT it gingerIy.
LET THE smoke roll.
ALL AROUND in his mouth.
AND OUT of his nose.
AND THEN he gave me.
THE SURPRISE of my life.
he FoRkED over two dimes.
BOUGHT a whole pack.
AND SAID right out.
T'M A son Of gun.
If THESE don't
REALLY SATISFY
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-09-27
COMMIT THESE TO MEMORY

Florida Democratic Presidential
Electors
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-11-17

Due to the failure of our electric
supply Tuesday afternoon The Adver-
tiser is unavoidably delayed this week.
1t is humiliating TO a newspaper to
miss its mails, but the machinery will
not run without power and the force
and wind caused what the electricians
term grounded wire" shortly after
noon Tuesday and it was not until
after night-fali that the City was as
sured Of 4 regular surply OF cur
rent. 1t was then too late for us to
carry out our regular program of
work.