davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
Utter Silence.

"Ihe sounds of battle nave been stlllel these many months" acclaimed the orator No longer dp the shells shTiek. the bullets WhiIic the ma chine guns spit out their rat-tat-tat -"
 And you might add" interposed the ex-soldier. that our peace-ti.he siuInbers are not exactly disturbed hy the popping of eorks. .@-Home Sector
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
FRECKk LES
Now Is the Time to Get Rid of These Ualy Spots.

There's no longer the slightest need Of feeling ashamed Of your freckles as Othine double str+ngth--is guaranteed to remove these homely spots.
 sImtlv ett an ounce O. Othine--doubie strength-from your druggist and apply Ittla of it night and morning anu you should soon sac that even the worst freckles have begun to disappear, while the liz Inter ones have vanished entirely. IL k seldom tha. more than one ounce is needed to com. pletely clear the skin and gain a beautiful
 R, sure 10 ask for the 6oUble strength Othine as this Is sold under guarantee oi money back 1T it fails to remove freek.es.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
Hold Economic Conference.

Paris. - An economic conference between delegates representing France and Germany was arranged by Premier Millerand and Dr Geoppert. II will probably be held at Paris at an early date depending upon the ar rival of the Germans
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
A Triple Alibi.

Teacher-Beuuie Beanbrough were you making faces at Herman Hem mandhaW?
 Renuie-No, ma am, wasn't.
 He said you were.
 "I wasn't, teacher; you see, had q tooth pulled and I can't keep my tongue our of The hole, and there is something in my eve and my nose itchps so have to twitch it."-Youngs- town Telegram.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
Shlnplra Is ParalYTcd.

San Juan, P. R. - Shipping in all Porto Rican ports is paralyzed as re- suit of the strike of lopgsh0remen and dock clerks Sugar shipments are being held up and all communication with the United States has been h. terrupted.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
SurveY Southern States.

New Orleans. - Plans for a com mereial survey of Louisiana, South Alabama. Arkansas Southeast Texas, Mississippi and West Florida were discussed at regional meeting hero ot l00 heads of schools, colleges and universities
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
5ig Navy Approprlatior.

Washington. - The naval appro9rt. alton bill, carrying approximately s465,0Q0,000 fer i9Z. navy expendi- lures. passed the Senate without rec ord yate. and was sent to coufereaee for adjustment of $400O0, ,oOg ,,snato increase over the House bill total
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
M erchandise Is Movinn.

New Orleans. - Although several hundred union longshoremen joined the striking deep sea marine clerks and checkers union in a sympathetic strike. he threatened tieup of the har- Dor did not develop and merchandise was moved with comparatively little difficulty.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
Pullman Rates increases.

Washington. - Increased Pullman rates, amounting to 20 per cent, will go into effect The InterSate Con- merca Commission announced that af- ter consideration of protests it had de- cided against suspension of the in. crease
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
New |, C. C, Members.

Washington. - Henry Jones Ford. professor of politics at Princeton Uni versity, and James Duncan of Quincy. Mass, former vice president of the American Federation of Labor. were nominated by President Wilson to be members of the Interstate Commerce Commission
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
Smelter Men On Strike.

Fort Smith. - 150 employees ot the Arkansas Zinc and Smelling Corpora ton it Van Buren went on strike for higher wages. It is said the strike will not affect the Fort Smith smell. tcvs
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
AVOID INFLUENZA.
 COLDS, LA GRIPPE. ETC.

trS TS keeping the bowels and liver active. iig,,m iTg n'St remedy for this is BONDS raoa. r.a, l.i' FILLS. They not only act di- son1., so,lh on the liver, but remove all poi ,T fVnoaS matter from the bowels. At eon,i Jag very hrst sign of q cold, take a ''oha Pin at bcdtime.-Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
One Girl and tha Others

Are You your mothers only little sifi asked the kindly old man. ,... l es sir replied the tiye year-old. The Fest of us is boys. '-Londou An- swtrS.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
Strikers Appeal To President.

St. Louis. - President Wilson was appealed to by striking yardnca hera 10 bring about d settlement 3t the un- aIthorize1 Strike
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
A Needless Remark.

"llas your wife voicef'
 "She never gave me the slighte, reason To believe the contrary"
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06

Love is not always the least harmful of tie various intoxicants that make the world go round.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06

It's an easy matetr for a judge to issue an order restraining woman from talking. but what's lhe use?
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06

.'ioe may be money in some cases, ,,sy many q man with nothing but
 ''He haS managed to Starve to death.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06

ily have paint in his eyes when he is
 color blind.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
Airy.

She-That girls heir He-ISn't If awful-- She-To three millions. He-niee.-The Yale Record.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-05-06
ALIENS FooT=EAsE poEsIT,

ALIENS FOOT=EASE DOES IT. When vour shoes pinch or your corns and bunicns ache get Aliens Foot Ease, the an:iseptic powder to be shaken into shoes and sprinkled in the foot-bath It will take the sting out of corns and bunions and give instant relief to Tired Aching, swollen Tender feet Sold everywhere. Don't accept any subStftute.-Adv.
 The mantle of charity is soon worn threadbare by a hypocrite.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
Sc finn prevaZatori

Satele Unite in frulca tarlor intustriae dar in ce
priveste moacec c prevent accidentcc prcnue h acea
nustre 81 desvoltalea uimitoarc mjo'ceor de coml-
nicate, sta in tutuor statelor industriae
In nici tara nunarul accdentelor 81 cazuror de moa*
te provete din accidene att de in tara
sta. 4 is 8aGsl1N
Dupa o satisfied amanuntitd 81 mui ingrjre lnoc-
mt de catre o comsmc satuui sa constata ca nunarul
czurilor de proveite din accldene rlc IN ecae
in locu, la $4,000 ceasta cifra arata nnal cazurle
provente direct din accente 81 vim cam 81 de cazr Ia
100000 ocutori.
Pc linga acese provocate direct din accidente mai
tot aea cazur de moarte Ia earl au conrbu IN
tr'o nllsura care accidental suferit
Cazurle de schiave complcca partiad dsabltate
proveta din accidene ara raporu dar dupd rapoar
ele solicitation de asigurare ele nu sunt maj mlcl
Englitera care vine in rindu al doilea nunai pro-
PORTE de 80 la su, avInd la sutd de mil de ocon
numai "A de cazur morale provenite din accidentc.
Comsiunea facut aceste cercetari recomandat
guvernuu luarea mai mutor msur pin carl @ poat re-
uce accntee dar msurie recomandac rcbulcsc oglfe-
rate 81 aca ege in cauza timp studiu 81
ut find lege de proteguire produc greut 81 cheueli
mari fabrcanor clor ferate, tramvaelor etc. Gu mare
greutae pot acltu.
Avnd in vedere situatunea expusa nu exagerata
pubicu la pmede trebue A ereasca cit posi-
bill Gu PIAZZA mai ngriita eypunerea mai mica. O mare
parte dc accdente povn din crcuanel repezl ale
trenuror tramvaielor 81 automohleor dr nu mai putin
adevara din negliena publicuul. Mai muta preve-
dree, mai mul bagare de seam 81 cit poae mai putlna
graa in a Gale eirata, fie automobu fe JOS in
trece de pc laure pc ceaaa drumuui mai seama la
crucisarea trazor nlaura mutt foare mutt accdentee,
cazure de moarte 81 schvre pernanenta Acesta sfatu
pc Cam cetitoror nostr ruglndu sa e comunice So
tiior, copiilor 81 cunoscutor.
Al dolea STAT Asocava Asociati-va la oriee societate
asocatue de asgurae cac site aduce ccasu
81 citeva d doar prind bne fie ceui schavit, fe
famie mortulu.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
Sc nu finn egoiSti

Tn ceor al ziarulu, de ac din Cleveland, aproba pro-
paga1da in chestia monumentuu eronei della Jiu,
Suocoenet Ecaerna Teodoroiu admira faptee Ell vteze
lulu nosru national 81 deea de ridca monument de
vesnca amntire a zice, Fl Ctornta femeor romine
din America de pune in frunea acesei mscar findca
Ecaerina Teodoroi ost fence 81 prn vitea facut
fala 81 cnste femee romne.
Ideea cetitorului nosu aprobm, dar numa in parte.
Ar fl de dOrit 81 femee romne aca cOectc dA-
rasca penru reazarea acestu scop rmos 81 nationals Sc
contribute 81 ee la rdcaea acesui monument de recu
nostinta din parea romnor din America penru al
neamuui dar suntem totu impotrva ideei sd sam
sarcna aceasta numa asupra femeilor romne.
Ecaterna Tcodorou fost ostas romn, sa luptat 81
sa expus pentr rcazrea idealuu naonal al utuor rof
nlor barba feme NJ STA ertft vaa de fccoara pentru
femenna, pentru emancparea sexuui ci pentru
desrobrea neamuu robt de at1tea veacur 81 neamu
pus numa din feme ci din parbat 81 fl greseaa
neertata din considerable de barba sea nepasa
tori contribute la unei erone neamulu
Dupa parerea cettoruui nostru nci femeile
la initiative 81 contribute mimic atunci
cnd ar Fl sa eternzeze fapte viteze ale unui barba
Sc aunecam pc cal gresite despartim neamu in
dou6 atunci cd vorba cnstm pc eroi neamuu
venm in ajutorul lui.
Neamu unul 81 nedespartit 81 ua seama Cd femees q
sufetul lu Tne ca femeea naste, cre@e
dx pfiee invxtatu 81 Cd att in mp de pace cit 81 in r3s
boiu ca sufere mai multi dect barbatul
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
|INF0RNATIUN|
Care a adus bomba pc Wall
Str. vazut.


NEW YORK. = Samuel b.
Wilmington, presedintele della W.
Indies Trading Co. depe Cortland
Str. dat o descriere complecta a
vizitiului care a minat caruta cu
un cal pc Wall Str. 81 in care a.
proape sigur ca Sc afla bomba care
cauzat dezastrul din centrul fl
nanciar. Wilmington spune CD cl
vazut pc acesta END s'a coborit
din caruta 81 fugit.
d. Wellington a fost rant dc
puternica explozia 81 numai All a
putut ca Sc spuna politiei ce a va
zut in mOmentul dinainte dc
dezastru.
Ell spune ca tocmai esise din bi
uroul unui avocat depe Wall Str,
cite-va minute inainte de doispra.
zace, cind auzit strigind Crepe.
de- 81 Fugiti!"
Privind pc partea opusa a straz
a vazut pc dol oameni carl pareau
a fl precupeti de pc partea rasa-
riteana orasului, care fugiau 81
strigau pc a treia persoana ca sd
grabiasca.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
Rosii scotieni.

LONDRA. = Autoritatile mr.
maresc de aproapc activitatile CO.
munistilor scotieni, carl au ame-
nintat pc fata ca vor ocupa La
narkshire - districtul de mine de
carbune = 81 vor institui aci So
vey. "Aceasta prea multi pentru
Radicalii an declarat ca numai
la Balntyre pot avea sub CONAN
da lor 20 garda rosie" de trei mil
soldati.
Diferite banzi tcrorizeaza pc CO.
merchant 81 stoaree bani della ne
gustOri.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
. casatorie americana.
LOUISVILLE. XIV.

LOUISVILLE, Ky. Dina
Hattie r. Dohony a VENT in acest
oras ca lnarturie in procesul por-
nit de Kal Heine contra I'M X.
B. Grahn. Heine cere ca acesta
sal plateascd UNI salar, pc munca
din trec,,te, de cincisprazace mil.
Acum dina Dohoney dina Grain
81 a pleca+ in luna de miere spre
Hawai- Gu sotul.
Grain q Gle 76 dc ami lar ca {
de % ami.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
|D|N HDA ,C)NDf|uLU|

Nj Sc comunica ca Liga Natio-
nala de All inainte nu va legaliza
nici un act fara o taxa de cinci
dolari. Aceasta ca Sc I'LL faca
concurenta.
Ss
Fetita pc care fnzestrat-o firea
cu un corp frumos si-l expune par
cd ar avea un merit in aceasta.
50
Multi din moi ar dori sd desco-
perp ca avem ceva rau in firea no.
astra dar n 'avem curajlll.
&
Aratati-mi pc nnul care recu-
noaste ca dobitoc 81 ma fac ca
lugar fndata.
e
ST eta ccrneala s'a cchltuit prin
ccrerea de dare IN judccata fos-
tului Kaiser.
A
81 Ia drept vorbind, de &c sunt
austriacii impotriva monarchiei?
g
0 femeie intr 'un fel sau altul
dar in orr ce caz, iubeste femeea
care urastc pc femcca dusmanita
de ca.
3
D'Annunzio pc linga ca poet
81 asumat 81 rolul de brigand cle-
CANT pc l1nga Italia (knoxville
Tribune
3
De end autOmobilele an luat
locul carutelor 81 trasurilor cu cal
numai femeile carl sunt in stare sd
81 mustruluiasca barbati cumpar
bice, 81 Sc zice ca industria bicelor
nu sufera nici scadere.
g
Lucru curios cum poatc un bar
bat s;i Sc lase mai rcpedc de obi
ceiurile cele bune de cit sa Sc le-
pede de cele rele.
5
Tn rominaaDdc al nostri nj s'a
plfns ca s'a invoit cu femcie sal
faca niste frictiuni cu prctll de
500 dar in loc sal frece la dat Sc
bea ceva de Ia adormit 81 la mai
luat patruzcci dolari din buzunar
Afacerea ne find dc resortul no
stru, lam TRIMS la polite.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22

toata bogatia cunoStintelor Stiin-
tificc adunate in cursul atItor cea-
curi?"
(Pdmintulj: "Se va risipi; pen
tru ca m sunteti inca in deplina
putere pentru a face ca aceasta
bogatie stiintifica sa puteti trans
mite omenirilor tinere ale altor
planete, surori ale mele. Ca niste
zglrciti ce NOR pc granada de aur
ce an strins'o. tot asa yeti pieri 81
vol - odata cu mine - impreuna
Gu tezaurele voastre stiintifice. -
(Astr0nOmii): "Sunt multi
dintre frati nostri carora nu lie vi
ne sd creaza, ca astrOnomia moder-
ma reusit sa deslege multime de
probleme, ale caror rezultate spe-
rie mintea omeneasca. Citi din Ell
pot oare sd priceapa imensitatea in
spetiu 81 nesfirsitM IN timp? ST
Gu toatc acestea adevarul ca nici
spatiul, nici timpul nu au inceput
81 nu vor avea sf1rSit. ST oricit de
spaimintatoare are parea cifrele
ce rcprezinta dintantele la earl Sc
afla stelele-sori Gle nu au nici 0
insemnatate, fata de nesfirsit. Nu
numai in citiva ami he vine lumi-
ma della o stea, ci 81 in mil 81 zeci
de mil de ami, facind lumina 3O0,-
600 chilometri pc fiecare secunda.
81 totusi, toate stelele formeaza m
sistem, o unitate, lar dincolo de a.
cest sistem, la indepartari ce nu le
putem calcula, sc gasesc, de sigur,
alte sisteme siderale, alte univer-
suri.'
(PdmintuD: "Atunci, &c insem-
natate mai am Ell fata de voi?"
(AstronomH): "Mai multi ca
profani, iii dam inscmnatatea ca
esti locuit; ca port in sinul tau mis-
te finite inteligente ca moi, astro-
nomii, carl cautam sa incercam a
masura universal vizibil Gu slabele
noastre mijloace. Stunt insa multi
din fiji tai, intirziati, carl tot mai
cred, = astazi in secOlul al douze-
cilea, = ca tu, mama, esti centrul
intrebului univers ga bunicul Gu
parul galben, maretdl scare fost
creiat numai pentru a ne lumina
81 ne da caldura; ca Luna -
sora ia vitrega - ne-a fost darui-
ia pentru ne servi ca "lampa ce-
reasca" ca stelele ne-au fost ha-
razite ca simple podoabe ceresti:
"Dar Ell nu intelcg 81 nu not sd
priceapa ca infinitul total, lar
tn, Pamfntule, esti... mimic!"
"Pdn,sNtul, de Pdmintul! Sdrna-
nd jucdrie
zee mu site ce este 81 ce 0 sd
deUie!. :"
"A. AMestinl
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
Pknge prea tare.
EVANSVILLE. Ind.

Plinge prea tare.
EVANSVILLE, Ind. - Stiria
primita despre fnoartea mamei Ell,
a facut pc dina Anna Edwards sc
plinga att de tare in cit vecinii
credeau ca beata, dupa cum a
marturisit acuzata fn>fata judeca-
torului.
"Incearca 81 plingi ceva ma
domol cind va muri mata doua
CARA spus judecatorul dupa &C
a aflat ca aceasta g doua oari
| de c1nd dina Edwards a plins mo-
artea mamei ei.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
Ofera doua mil pentru 0


NEW YORK. - "Platesc
doua mil dolari pentru ureche
perfeefa a spus Frank s. Que
sada, "insa trebuei Sc fie deopot-
riva Gu urechia-mi stinga."
Frank este feciorul unui boga-
tan din Cuba 81 VENT la New
York ca sa-si caute o nevasta. u
rechea dreapta a perdut o cind un
cal Ia calcat. Pc atunci era de IA
ami.
Doctori spun ca Sc poate a sc
pune alta.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
INDRUMARl

Stunt rugati toti abonentii
nostri q observe urm&toarele
reguli Ia trimiterea pentru
schimbare de adresa:
!. Sa Sc scrie adresa veche
unde Ia mers ziarul si adresa
undo SO mutat.
:. Ia fiecare persoanx 81
So al&ture mxrci do &c. S& Sc
caute 50 nj 80 dea numele stra-
del 81 q ora3ului corset.
Cine uu observx aceste> re-
guH IN sadar astsapt& 81 / 50
schi'nbe ad1osa d nu 80 poate.
Administrs3ia.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
Reno are rival.

HOUSTON. Tex, - OraSul Re.
no, care este cunoscut ca Mecca a.
celora earl vor sa Sc divorteze, a
fost 1ntrecut de Houston, Tex.
Judccatorul J. D. Harvey dupd
CO s'a intOrs din concediu a aflat
1888 cazuri de divort astept1ndul
in prima ri a divortat 241 parechi
in timp de patru orea
"Acesta este ultimul meu ter.
min ca judecator," anuntat Har.
vey. "Aceasta .prea mutt mentru
mine. Dupa ce vol scapa de toga dc
judecator vol 1ncepe campanie
spre a Sc face legi de a pune odata
capat astor fel dG parfernalie dc
divorturi.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
Raportul despre gaz 1ncurind

gata.
Z. w. Bemis, expertul in afa-
cerile de gaz care va ajuta oraSu-
lui la facerea unui nou contract
cu compania de gaz East Ohio Gaz
Co. pregatit ultima transcriere a
raportului. +.,#
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
Butoi de 1.achiu furat.

MART dimineta politia pornit
goana sprc afla pc Gel care all fu-
rat un butoiu Gu rachiu della fab
rica chimTca Interstate Chemical
Co. 1908 Quincy st.
Hotii au legat pc pazitorul dc
noapte binc apoi au dus butoiul.
Hotii an fost lasati Sc intre po.
zindu-se ca politisti, dupa cum
spunc pazitorul care mel adaugd
ca auzit pc c1nd acestia prava
leau butoiul in strada.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
Sc otraveste la otel.

John Mclean, in etate de 2i
ami a fost aflat lesinat in camera
lui della otelul Lennox, suferind
de efectele unei otravi luate.
Cind s'a VENT in fire a spus
politiei ca sofia lui Sc fie fnstin.
tata. Ea locueste la 1926 E. Goth
Str.
La spitalul Lakeside Sc spune Cd
conditiile iui sunt foarte grave.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
Politisti vor da instructii
copiilOr.

Politisti vor da instructii copii-
lor din scolile publice incepind Gu
ziua de Inni, dupa cum a anuntat
seful politiei Smith. Aceasta Sc
face cu scopul de a inlatura mul-
tele accidcnte ce Sc intimpla zil-
mic.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
johnson In telanitx.
LEAVENWORTH. 7

Jack johnson, fostul sampion, q
fost adus in aceasta temnita, ieri
spre : servi un an 81 0 ii pentru
Cd q violat legea Mann.
Datoria lui, dupa cum a decis
fngrijitcrul temnitei, este de q
tine ia bun1 r4gul3 terenul atle-
tic. lar mai tfrziu, dupa cum spu-
No acesta, W Fl fxcut director at-
ls4ic q tsnnitei. !.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22

vuri GU sase procente; in indust-
ria Gle piele, camasi pc de desubt
cu cinci procente.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
Lipsa de politi3ti.

Seful politiei d. Smith a spus
consiliului municipal ca a necesar
a ridica salarul politistilor GU 10
procente, lie fel q spns ca nece-
sar marirea numarului politistilor
eel putin GU TOO.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22
Descresterea lucr&rilor.

WASHINGTON. - Descreste.
rea lucrului in zece din cele patru.
sprazace industrii . fost raportat
la ministru muncii. NumSrul luc-
ratorilor este luat ~ lima August
81 comparat cnA Anmxrul din luna
Ihlie.
In industria ID Gutomobile nu-
mkrul lucrxtorilc rsdus "a sece
.procente; in Ind fia 'de posta-
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-09-22

Nj Sc comunica ca Liga Natio-
nala de All inainte nu va legaliza
nici un act fara o taxa de cinci
dolari. - Aceasta ca Sc I'LL faca
cOncllrenta.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-03-25
His BLESSING.

A sergeant was so much given to
using bad language on the parade
ground that some of the men COM
pained and the G. o. interviewed him,
and told him not to let 1t happen
again.
The following morning the sergeant
was in charge of a very ragged squad.
and after keeping silence for con-
siderable time, he eventually burst out
with:
BLESS you, my pretty dears; you
know what ! mean."-Tit-Bits.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-03-25

young Boston artist, looking for
model, found on the common just tie
specimen OF genus hobo required. In
making arrangements with him she
said: you know, posing is not partic-
ularly easy to one not accustomed to
it--how long can you stay in one pO-
sition without moving"
"TiIl the cops get busy, miss" was
the tramp's reply.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-03-25
Conscientious Effort.

elbow did you happen to get that
association Of yours into all this al
tercation?"
"1he officers got together and
thought we ought to do something to
make the members feel they were get
ting action Of some sort for their
dues"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-03-25
Should Be Rewarded.

"Smith wants decoration for
valor."
"But | thought he never went out
to the front"
"No. he didn't; but he says it took
no end of courage to turn up at the
club every day in uniform"
Opinion.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-03-25
Those clrls.

Edna--So you've broken with Jack.
Edith-Yes. he was entirely too
hard to please.
Edna-Gracious How he must have
changed since he proposed to you.
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Raatime Literature.

""Why do you object to ragtime"
ut puts tunes into my mind that I
can't forget. And I don't dare whistle
them in public because of the words
they suggest"
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Where tie Needed n. roc.

Bacon-They say he got a lot Of
credit for fighting IN the war.
Egbert-Tve no doubt of it.
'But when he got back home he
couldn't find any traces Of it at the
bank"
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A Little Eormalitv

swell, If you've had ten years. ex-
perience taking care of children,
think you'll do"
"I'll just take a look at the children
and see If they'll do"
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The Real Test.

Suppose Job had some of our mod
ern Affections"
"Yes, and suppose Solomon had to
give judgment as umpire in a baseball
game"N
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Hard Pressed.

"You seem thoughtful. grille"
"Yes. papa wishes to know my rea-
sons for wanting to marry Algy."
"Well"
"Im trying to think up few"
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Didn't Know All the Parts.

"Pa, what is sine qua NOM"
"Don't ask me. haven't had the
car long enough to understand all
those technical names yet"
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lts oblect.

"They say this face reconstruction
system is something novel,"
"There are certainly many new fea-
lures about It." MI
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BOY AGREED WITH HIS PA.
"You should always take some
body of your size"
'"rhat's right, pa; these little fell
lows are so short that they can't
help hitting below the belt"
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'Dc xsu think this hat Il too bio.
joint"
'.Not for the money Il cost
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Questions.

The world to questions now doth run,
And makes the people fret
For every time you answer one
You start another set