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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-03-23
II. - G.
Printing Facts
Hoe, to Find the Weight
Of Pape,

The following simple formula should
solve for all time the problem
which has perplexed printers and
buyers of printing for many years.
SQUARE inches known sauareinehes ~.
known weight Of ream .. known weight
For example: What is the weight of a
ream OF paper (basis 25x38-loo) when
the size is 33x4o1
25x3S: 100: 33x46:1
$50: 100: :ISI8:r
Multiply the means, in this case 100 and
1878, and divide by the extremes, $50.
1878
$50 $500 sss 1871
$3.50
1850
o3oO
$3.50
$50: :15o+
The weight then of ream of paper
SEX 40 on the basis of 25x 3S-Ioo is
15Q+., or for practical purposes it is
called 100 lbs.
PublishersPri nting Company
213 West 25th Street
rr-Y
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-03-23
The Stage Door

Morris Gest and Jules Eckert Good
man are among the passengers sail
ing to-day on the Mauretania.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-03-23
ssUtica Globe" Reported Sold

UTICA, March 22.-It was reported
here to-day that Lynn J. Arnold, of
Cooperstown, N. Y, who has been men
toned as candidate for United States
Senator, had purchased the Utica Sat-
urday Globe" a weekly publication.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-03-23
METROPOLITAN G 9,o,,s1

Wed al g. First Time Eugene Onsen. Muzio. Pc.
rini Martine DO I.uca. Didur. Cond.. BodanzN.
Thurs. spY Mat, At 2 Isl to s5) Last Time.
zaza Farrar. Howard. Egener: Crmi. Amato.
Bada. NfalAtesa Cond Moranzoni.
Thurs. at S:l5. Marta. Barrientos. Perin; Ca
Fri. at 8. Lost Time. Blue Bird. Easton. Gordon.
Delaunos. Ellis. Permit Rothier. Chalmers. Wolff.
Galli Martnelli, Whitehill. Rothier. Cond.. Wolff.
Sat-. sis ($l to $500. Manon Lescaut. Mu.io.
Marsh Crimi. Scott. Segurola, Bada. Cond.. Papi.
Next mon SIS. Last Time. Rlgoletto. Barrlen-
tos. Rrasau: Lazaro. De Luca. Mardones Moransoni.
>
COOP fR'oAAY. Apr; 2. PARSLFAL I
Daston Harold. Whiteh. Roshler. Didur.
! Cond Bodansky. Seats Now on Sale
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-03-23

John Cort's musical comedy produc-
ton. "Roly Boly Eyes" with Eddie
Leonard as the. featured player,
opened weeks engagement at the
Standard Thcatcr last night. The
original Knickerbocker cast is at the
uptown house.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-03-23

Dave Marion and his company of
burlesqucrs came to the Columbia
Theater last night. Mr.. Marion has
returned to his impersonation Of
"Snuffy," the Cabman.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-03-23

John Drew in "The Cat-Bird," with
the original cast from Maxine Elliott's
Theater, is at the Shubert Riviera
this week.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-03-23

IN "Have a. Good Time Jonica," a
comedy by Dorothy Hartzel Kuhns.
has been accepted for production by
Adolph Klaubcr.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-03-23
Do Your Shoes
Stand Up?

During these times OF high
prices you will find many
shoes of low quality-they
are shoes in name only, for
they give no comfort to the
feet and no wear to their
owner. Do your shoes stand
up the way good shoes
should? Do they give the
servlceyou might reasonably
expect?
If they don't, wear the DR.,
A. Reed Cushion Shoes
their quality and workman
ship are OF the highest order.
And besides the long wear
you will derive from these
shoes you will be getting
maximum comfort at the
same time-and at no extra
cost.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-03-23

Harry Wardell, who is presenting
"My Golden Grip at the Nora Bayes
Thcater, is planning to send a second
company to Cuba, the Pacific Coast
and Hawaii.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-03-23

Pcrcival Knight, of "Apple Bios
soms," will stage Max MARGINS first
production, entitled "Three Live
Ghosts" The play is the work Of
Frederick Isham, author Of the novel
by the same name, and the cast is
now being selected
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-03-23

Trixie Stegman, a Jersey City So
ciety girl, has been added to the cast
of "Florodora." Miss Stegman will
sing the role of Diana.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-03-23

The feature at the Strand Theater
next week will be Anita Stewart In
"The Fighting Shepherdess," a new
photoplay, by Caroline Lockhart.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-03-23

Beatrice Dakin, of the "Ziegfeld
Girls of 1920" left last night and will
be married on Thursday to John
Clarke, a st. Louis theatrical man.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17
Police Add More
Fixtures to Collection

Owners of soft drink parlors in
Gary who are caught violating the
state liquor law In the future viii not
face trial and punishment. but win
have their furniture and fixtures con
fscated according. to an order now be-
ms put into effect by Mayor ". T.
Hodges.
More than half a dozen bar fixtures
taken from dry" saloons are nov
stored at the city market across from.
the city hall. Another load OF fixtures
aiken from the soft drink parlor 81
John Kulbeckis at 1926 Grant street.
was seized and added 70 the coIIeQ-
ton yesterday. No announcement has
been made as 10 what disposition vii.
be made Of the fixtures.
Yesterday Judge Z. Miles Norton Or
Crown Point granted a temporary re1
straiuing order to Mat Buconovieh ir
the superior court TO prevent Mayor
Hodges and the Gary police from seiz-
ing the fixtures from the Bergon ca
oaret at 1909 washington street. The
order was filed by Attorney A. c. Ha-
Der.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17
M'CORMICK
MAY VISIT
IN MOSCOW
BY LOUISE Z. BRYAN

rsTAFF CORRESPONDENT l. N. sERVtcFl
MOSCOW, CBy Wireless TO Berlin.)
Dec. IA report from London today
hat [. s. Senator Mccormick is con-
Quoting an unofficial investigation OF
European conditions for Presdent-e elect
Harding and may undertake unofficial
negotiations aroused great interest
among soviet officials. Il led to the
belief in some quarters that Senator
Mccormick may visit Moscow before his
return home.
(In an interview given at Geneva,
senator Mccormick said that he had
gone to Europe on hts own initiative to
secure information for the use OF his
colleagues in the senate. He is now
fuvesti eating conditions in Austria and
Hungary
Senator Mccormick Is well known IN
Russia through his father. who was
formerly American ambassador to this
country. and through the international
Harvester Co. whose farm machinery
Is known throughout Russia The In
irrational Harvester co. was started
ny the Mccormick family. The plant
If that company near Moscow IS the
only large foreign factory that has kept
running through the blockade. 1t has
consistently maintained friendly rela-
lions with the soviet.
The concensus OF opinion here is that
such a well known representative of the
United. States probably would be able
20 reach a satisfactory agreement with
the soviet.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17
Denton HARBOR
WANTS NEXT
DEMPSEY BOUT
lin, ll.4.iASIIEkNAIloNAl NEWS sgRyIcel


SOUTH BEND, Ind. Dec. 17.-Ben-
con Hsrbor. Mich. would draw more
fans To the Dempsey Carpenter fight
than would New York. Jack Dempsey.
heavywo ght champion. declared here
today Dempsey stopped off hero
briefly this forenoon, enroute to Ben
ton Harbor where he VIII visit Floyd
Fitzsimmons, the Michigan City pro-
moter.
I think Benton Harbor the logical
spot for the fracas with Carpenter. ~
Dempsey said.
Promoter Fitzsimmons announces
that the winner of the forthcoming
Harry Greb- Tommy Gibbons bout
would be matched with the champion
for a f eht at Benton Harbor next La
hor day.
Jack Kearns. Demrsey's manager,
did not so to Benton Harbor but pro-
ceeded to Chicago. Kearns denied re-
ports that Dempsey was not in good
condition for his recent fight with Bill
Brennan.
Everybody expected Dempsey ID
finish Brennan in round or two"
Kearns said. and when he failed It
brought centure and talk about Jack
having gone back. Nobody VIII give
Brennan credit for being a tough man.
Jack won on a knockout and won de-
cisively and that IS ali that can be
asked"
Dempsey will go to Chicago from
Benton Harbor tonight and expects %
leave tomorrow for Salt Lake. He
VIII return east in February and begin
training for his bout with Jess VIII
lard March II.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17
SAYS BRITISH
GOT AMERICAN
CABLE MESSAGES

TisTERHsTIc NEWS sERvIcEI
WASHINGTON, Dec. 17.-American
commercial messages handled BY a
British cable company were turned
over to British merchants at Rio de
Janeiro during the war. giving the
British an advantage over their Amer
lean Comprehension f X. Hill. u
S. navy. retired. testified today before
a subcommittee OF the senate inter
state commerce commission investigat-
ing acble mana cement and control
Fiji was a naval attache stationed at
Rio de Janeiro during the war.
The controversy between the navy
department and the Western Union
Telegraph Co. over tho AIiano. Fla
cable landing, rs only phase OF the
general struggle btween American and
British interests for cable supremacy
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17

IN South America" Elhu Root. Jr or
counsel for the An-Ainetcan Gable
Co. said.
Root clashed with Newcomb Carlton
president Of the Western Union. who
was present
Carlton declared the Western Union
was merely seeking to extend cable
service to South America 70 break
the monopoly Roots company had
there. Root insisted that the question
Of competition was negligible when
compared with the broad interests Of
the L. ). which are involved
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17
WOMAN HAS NARROW
ESCAPE FROM BULLET

bullet from d 3S calIber revolver
crashed through window 81 the home
of Mrs. Geo. Throckmorton at IT,
West sth avenue shortly after dark
yesterday afternoon. narrowly missing
the lady as che was preparing supper.
According to the officer who inve.'ti-
gated the shooting the shot was a9-
parently fred as a warming and 10
cause her fear.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17
In 07' Around
GARY
ISSUES WARNING
TO RESIDENTS

In his annual warning to residents
Of Gary. asking assistance in the pre-
vention OF Xmas fires. Fire Chief
Grant issued a statement today THAI
cotton and tinsel placed too close Cd
electric light globes are likely To cause
disastrous fires. lie says that con
trary to general belief. light globes
can become hot enough when near
some inhamma5le substance 10 start
combustion.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17
AUTO HITS
LAUNDRY WAGON

Superior Laundry wagon driven
ny Fred Burbee was overturned and
the driver injured in Gary yesterday
afternoon when the outdj was struck
h5 a Checkered taxi driven by Carl
Taylor. The accident occurred at
Pennsylvania street and Eighth ave-
nue.. Burbee complained a5out injuries
10 hls hip.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17
D'ANNUNZIO TERMS
NOT SATISFACTORY

ROME. Dec. 1.-THE terms OF settle
ment agreed upon Gabrielle d'Annunzio
and the parliamentary committee that
visited him at F'iume. are not satis,.
factory to tie government. It was
learned from a semi-officIal source to
day According to reports from Fiume
discipline has begun 10 weaken among
D'Annunzio's forces and disorders &C
cur frequently.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17

building The company Is made up
OF some 80 men. 10 OF whom are from
Hobart The company viii form one
q three units in the battalion, wnicn
VIII be attached to the 5Sth division
o. the Fifth Army Corps.
II is understood that another COM
pany VIII bee raised at Hobart and an
other a East Chicago. At some future
date the battalion VIII be increased to
a regiment. Ths battalion will be com
nanded by Major A p. Melton Of Gary.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17

When the police reporter glanced over
the arrest sheets TINS morning the last
arrest dated back to yesterday morn
ng
Nothing doing" said Desk Sergeant
"Biily" Miller. better come back to-
morrow morning. maybe We'll have
something FOR YOU them"
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17
MOTORCYCLIST
INJURED

Joseph Sarah. 1716 Madison street.
Gary was painfully injured while rid
ing a motorcycle 70 his work. when
ne took a nasty spin at Buchanan
street and the South shore tracks. He
was taken TO the Mercy hospital where
his injuries were cared for
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17
PINNEO SPEAKS
ON ATHLETICS

Athletics at Home and Abroad,
was the interesting address given BY
Physical Director George NJ FInneo Of
the Gary y ". c. \. at the regular
noon day session of the Round Table"
OF the Cary Commercial club today a
large crowd attended the gathering
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17
CHILE SYMPATHY
FOR ARGENTINE
BY NEWTON c. PARKE

IsIhFF coRREsPONDENT J. y. sERylcEl
tFI--N ~ A. Dec. 1.-THE Chilean
delegation today presented TO the
leaEue OF nations assembly "a COM
munieation from the Chilean govern
ment expressing sympathy for the at
titude Of Argentina and promising 70
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17
cARp OF TEAMS

We viii TO thank all our kind friends.
for their sympathy and floral offerings
during the loss and bereavement Of cur
beloved little daughter. Elaine.
l2.I7 Mr. and Mrs. frank LudN z.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17
MUSTER IN
GARY ENGINEERS

Company A Of the First Battalion
OF Engineers to be raised In Lake
county was mustered into the Federal
lied National guard this week when
Maj J. A. Umpleby of Gary and Crown
Point acted as mastering officer. Car
tain J. T. schless g the commander Of
the new organization
Tho ceremonies were held az the
Company A headquarters in the Ohio
First annual ball given BY the Odd
Five at Masonic Temple. East Chi.
cago. Saturday evening. Dec. 18TH.
Sterling orchestra Tickets 55c
fe-l7
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-12-17

support the Argentine amendments
when they are taken up at the next
meeting Of the assembly.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-02-28
While the Sun Shines.

One morning Mr.. Jenkins, the pro-
prletor of the village provision store,
received a letter which caused him to
indulge in a few imprecations at it's
cool effrontery. 1t ran as follows:
'Dear Sir: Will you let my little
boy, Billy, ave six loaves and a pund
of cheaze on trust, as my husband is
out of work, and will yer rap the
cheaze in bit Of the situations va
cant advertisement of a newspaper,
and tie the bread in a lump of your
butter muslin, COS if the verst GENES
to the werst and the old man don't
find a job Ell have to 5orrer your pair
of steps and pail and go out winder
cleaning. "-Tit-BitS.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-02-28
VERY LIKE MAHOGANY
CarIania Can Be Used to Advantage
in the Absence of the More
Valuable Lumber.

It is interesting to note that more
than twenty photographic woods are
now offered as true mahogany, not to
mention a considerable number Of
woods cunningly stained to initiate
mahogany. In the present circum-
stances, therefore, when the demand
for mahogany is greater than the sup
ply, unusual interest attaches to such
woods as Carlania or Colombian sma-
hogany, which is acknowledged not to
be mahogany, but which is so similar
to it in color, grain effects and work
Ing qualities as to serve for the rare
wood.
The statement is. made that while
.arlania differs widely in its botanical
and anatomical characters from true
mahogany, it's close superficial resem-
blance to mahogany and its physical
properties at once distinguish it as a
high-class cabinet wood. When prop
erly seasoned 1t does not warp check
or shrink, while much of the lumber
is beautifully figured. 1t works well.
takes a filler readily, and can be high
Iy polished.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-02-28
FINALLY SEVERED RED TAPE
But Messenger Had to Declare Him
self Emphatically Before He Got
ThatIee Book.

The quartermaster's department had
conferred upon me authority to buy
for the sum of Sc an ice book good for
1000 pounds of ice and had sent me
to this building, headed up "Commis-
sary," for the goods. The first clerk
I saw did not question my good inten-
tons or my legal and military right to
buy that ice book somewhere in the
building, but was doubtful of his au-
thonty to sell it to me. He lacked self
confidence.
He said; Go to the other end of the
building"
And he said: eco to the other side
Of the building"
And he said: go to the other end
of the building"
And l said: % it, I've been to
three ends and five sides of this build
ing, and go no further. If you've got
an ice book-and have reasons for
believing you have-I ask you as man
to man to give it us"
He said: Sir, it is yours. Book
man.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-02-28
What He Needed.

Mr. Greenby decided to grow vege-
tables, and straigthway paid a visit
to the nearest store to buy the neces.
sary seed.
The salesman showed him samples
Of the various kinds of nRtatOes as a
start off, but Mr.. Greenby could find
none to suit.
81 am afraid these viii not do" he
remarked. Then in confidential
whisper, he added: You see, l have
only two teeth in my head, and I'M
fortunately they are not opposite one
another. Haven't you any mashed po-
tato seed ?'-Pearson' Weekly.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-02-28
she Had spoiIed DADDY

Her father gave Helen several fsaaGG
for Christmas which she wanted WgrF
much, and she kept kissing hlm e.
show her gratitude. A day or two az
ter Christmas he brought home b.
lated gift which didn't particularly In
terest her and she offered 40 gaats-
tude.
Come here and kiss me- said he
pretending to pout in disappointment
"Oh, dear" sighed Helen, tive agf
you so spoiled that You think EkssiagE
always go with givings.7
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-02-28
VENDETTA BOMB
DOES LITTLE HARM
PETER cUccIA's FAMILY SLEEPS
THOUGH INTERNAL MACHINE
WRECKS STORE STEPS.
BOMB MADE OF HEAVY PIPE
poorways and Walls Show Effect Of
ExpIosIon-HeaVy Timber Torn
From House and Thrown
Across Street.

New Orleans. - Black Hand opera
tors idle for the past several years, re-
sumed their activities when a bomb,
supposedly placed under the steps
leading to the living quarters of Pc
ter Cuccia, grocer, Magnolia and
Philip streets, exploded, endangering
the lives of the Italian grocer, his
wife and two children as they slept.
The Cuccia family stated they slept
through the night and had no intima-
ton the bomb exploded under their
doorstep until Peter Cuccia opened
his place of business at o'clock In
the morning
Police were told by Peter Cuccia
that he was in receipt of two letters
sent by "blackmailers" demanding
money and warning that failure to
comply with their request the store
would be blown up. Little attention
was paid the letters Cuccia said,
thinking they we're the work of a prac-
tical joker, as he has been in business
at that corner but year. He did not
show the letters to the police until
after the explosion. They were sign
/ ed "Societe Vendetta"
The deafening defamation was heard
by Cuccia's neighbors. The corner is
used as the grocery and bar and ad-
joining this on Phillip street is the liv-
ing quarters of the Italian family. No
report Of the explosion was made to
the police at the time
Mra Avyp nbiIdrn1 ~
thony, IL years, and Lena, years, re-
tired with the husband and father af-
ter he had closed the store They
went to sleep and were not disturbed
during the night. According to re-
ports of residents in the vicinity of
the grocery, the explosion took place
between II o'clock and midnight
The improvised bomb used by the
alleged agents of the Black Hand was
made from a heavy piece of pipe,
about two feet long and two inches in
width. The ends were sealed with a
material said to be concrete. Attach
ed to the bomb was a long fuse, part.
ly burned, and a piece Of what looked
to be a childs dress of gaudy coIors
| OuC Gnu VI INC pipe WdS blOWu Op0Il
and ripped about eighteen inches. Dy-
Mantle is thought to have been used
in the manufacture of the bomb.
The doorways and walls of the Cue.
cha building show marks Of flying de-
bris. Even across the street are
marks of the explosion. A piece OF
timber torn from the house by the ex.
plosion was thrown across the street
and partly tore through the side OF
the wooden wall of a residence Deb,
ris was scattered on the sidewalk and
in the street fronting the Cuccia gro.
| Gerry and residence.
Agents of the Black Hand demanded
money first from Peter Cuccia last
June The letter stated he was to
come across" with 81 900 and was
signed by the Vendetta" Cuccia had
fear at first and then laughed at the
blackmailers' demands The penalty
threatened for failure to give up the
money was death, the police say
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-02-28
REclPE EoR GRAY HAlR.

To half pint of water add o. Bay Rim,
a small box of Barbo Compound, and 4
OF, OF glycerire. Apply to the hair twice a
week until it becomes the desired shade.
ANY druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost. 1t will
gradually darken streaked. faded gray hair.
and viii make harsh hair soft ana glossy.
1t win not co'or the scalp, is not sticky o.
greasy, and does not rub OGf.-AdV.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-02-28
HEALTH IS immune TO FLU

Doctors all agree that good health makes
the flu germ almost harmless. Pure blood
and fresh air will keep you out of danger.
When your system is impure, clogged UP
with poisonous waste, your health is in
danger and you are directly subject to the
FLU" Take, Bonds Liver Pills and con-
stipation, biliousness and headaches are
removed and your health is improved.
Poison is eliminated. These meritorious
Liver Pills are sold by all druggists for
25c. Get bottle today and keep healthy,
ADV,
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-02-28
cntionra for sane Hands

Soak hands on retiring in the hot suds
of Cuticura Soap, dry and rub in Gu
ticura Ointment. Remove surplus
Ointment with tissue paper. This is
only one of the things Cuticura will do
If Soap, Ointment and TaIcum are used
for all toilet purposes.-Adv.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-02-28

Accept california" Syrup Of Figs
only-loOk for the name California on
the package, then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less. laxative or physic for the little
stomach, liv-r and bowels. Children
love its delicious fruity taste. Full
directions for child'L dose on esc.s bot
tie. G Give it without fear.
MotherI You must say "Callfornia."
ADV.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-02-28
How,a ThisP

We offer $4,000 for any case of catarrh
that cannot be cured by HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE
HALLS CATARRlI MEDICINE is TAX
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces of the System.
Sold by druggists for over forty years.
Price 75e Testimonials free.
r. ]. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-02-28
Strikes and Strikes.

"Nobody should be permitted to call
strike"
"And yet, Charley, dear" protested
young Mrs. Torkins, mildly, 81 have
seen you almost ready TO throw n
ginger ale bottle because the umpire
didn't"
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-02-28
Clever.

'Is that young man who calls ON you
very clever?"
81 should say he is. Why, he can.
pick up a new dance step in no time.
Vernon Parish Democrat. (Leesville, La.) 1917-193?, 1920-02-28
The Reason.

'That supposed burglar-proof safe /
bought for bargain is a joke"
Maybe that is why the crook
cracked it."