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Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-13
NAME ''bAYER' ON "
, GENUINE ASPIRIN
~
"Bayer Cross" On Aspirin Like
STERLING" On Silver :

"Bayer Tablets of Aspirin"
marked with the safety "Bayer
Cross" can be taken without fear
because you are getting the true.
world-famous Aspirin prescribed
by physicians for over Is years.
! Always buy an unbroken pack
age of 'Bayer Tablets of Aspir-
in" which contains proper direc-
tons to safely relieve Colds,
Headache, Toothache, Earaclie,
Neuralgia, Lumbago, Rheuma-
tism, Neuritis, Joint Pains and
Pain generally.
Handy tin boxes of II tablets
cost but a few cents. Druggists
also sell larger ''Bayer" packages.
Aspirin is the trade mark of Bay
er Manufacture of Monoacetic-
acidester of Salicylicacid. 1t
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-13
Walking Snakes.

1t is supposed that the early an
cestors of modern snakes walked on
four legs. Some big serpents, such as
the boas, even now have rudimentary
hindlegs. But the "feet" on which all
snakes do their walking today are the
cartilaginous extremities of their ribs.
To preserve these is the greatest diff
ficulty in the preparation Of an ophid-
ian skeleton.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-13
Conditions That Bar Happiness.

No man can be happy when. he de-
spises his own acts, when he has any
consciousness of wrong, whether of
motive or act. No man can be happy
when he harbors thoughts of revenge,
jealousy, envy or hatred. He must
have clean heart and clean cen
science, or no amount OF money or
excitement can make him happy
Exchange.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-13
IincoIn,s Little Joke.

Once in his law days While Lincoln
was in Chicago trying suit, his wife
had the roof taken off their house to
make the house highe&. On Lincoln's
return he manifested great surprise,
and asked passerby, stranger, can
you tell me where Lincoln lives?" Re-
ceiving the desired information, he
then gravely entered the domicile.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-13
Composition of Pennies.

Pennies are made of 50 per cent
copper and 5 per cent nickel and zinc.
The material which goes into them
costs about % cents a pound and this
pound makes up into 120 one-cent
pieces. They are distributed to banks
at their face value, so the profit is
81 pound, less the cost of manufac-
tuyae, which is not great.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-02-13
~.
B|FF!
Stop jolting Liver and Bowels
with violent drugs, but
take "Cascarets."

T.DN1la n1itino" bile Out of YOllr,

"Dynamiting" bile out of yours
system with calomel and others
sickening purgatives is all wrong}
Salts, Oil, and Cathartic Waters
act by flooding the bowels withss
the digestive juices which are
vital to the stomach. Cascaretss
are different. They act as a ton I
ic to the bowel muscles, which Isl
the only sensible way to relieves
a bilious attack, a sour, acid stom-s.
ach, or constipated bowels. There
is no gripping or inconvenience
You naturally return to, regulari-s:
ty and cheerfu1ness. Cascarets;
cost very little and they work.
while you sleep. lt
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02

again shown itself 10 be a Nation ~
Sir Thomas Liptons Not that sir
Tom is an Amorican-blcss his old
heart-but he has truly become tho
acme Of all that u.s. noble in sport
During tho war. America spread
us gospel OF good sportsmanship'
and mot 30 long ago. according 10 tho
stories which came back with tho
transport sherman. which brought
tho returning Olympic athletes, 10
added lustre 70 rs roll OF honor. Apd
tho splendid example OF Lieut. Col.
o. r snyder. tho Captain and coach
OF the American pistol seam. did
much 10 cement frieudfy relations
with Laun-America,
When tho Brazilian team came on
the field at Antwerp %, cgBppIo M
the match, Col. Snyder noticed that
their small arms were Of antique
design. lie realized that " the team
used them IL would be speedily .cl.mi-
mated from the contest without the
chance OF showing ms real worth. A.
once he turned over 70 the Brazilian
coach all American firearms not In
actual use, including his own re-
volver, a weapon OF superior work
manship. -Four men used that ono
revolver. and the remainder were
perfectly equipped. As "a result a
member OF the Brazilian team won
SECOND place in tho ,ndiyiGua. sdu5t-
ing from A. ~ Lone, tho American
holding the worlds record. ana who
won third place Needless 10 sag,
the South Americans were deeply
apprec.auye Of the Colouel's unl,rvea-
ton and aid.
Cob snyder has "a fine record IN
pistol coach. uo was coach OF the A
4. r. team which competed at the
Intcr-AuIcd Match at Lo Mans.
France, In 1919, me which m, Aueri-
cans won the cup by scoring 212 lpg8
points Than their nearest competitor.
This cup. which mad been donated .V
the Minister ~ War of China and
was OF solid R.ld, was presented o.
Col. snyder by the team, he dccl ned
10 take No, personally but gave 70 90
the American Rihc Association 10 be
used as n permanent trophy in lts
revolver team matches. At the timo,
Col. snydef paid tribute 20 the Enc
scores OF SergJ Michael Kelly, the
star % ing Inter-Ahied match, Who
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02

The new party Is designed by Luz
ellie Dun-Gordon to appeal to the
feminish mind. The platform will be
covered with Persian rugs and chairs
OF the Sheraton period. Front porch
stun won't so with the ladies. A
front porch is the place for "A ham
mock and not for the political bunk.
And the danes won't stand for shop
worn promises. When guy throws
his hat in the ring this fall tie got
to be trimmed with aierottes and
velour
The platform promises to eliminate
Monday from the calendar and do
away with wash days. II VIII also
cut out spring and autumn aud can
eel all the housekeeping. Money will
DE printed on scented vellum In
shades OF pink, Alice blue and hello
trope Lou Tcllegen win be featured
on ten spots instead Of Andy Jackson
and Jack barrymore on the Ewes VIII
dlspiace Abe Lincoln. There will be
Gibson girls ob all silver money,
with coinage ~ 70 and 9s-cent
nleces for use al bargain sales.
The platform favors female Judges
10 wear ermlne in winter and georg-
cite in summer the Government TO
furnish all costumes. II promises Inn
mediate prosecution Of the chewing
g7,m trust and favors bridge for the
national game. All marriages will
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02

Husbands get the wives they de-
serve"
Men are 20 blame he continued.
,5iYr anything In women they do not
IKE. For five thousand years men
have been the absolute masters of
civilization. All the power has been
In their hands.
suppose "a wife asks her husband
Tor more money than he can give her
Nhen he says he hasn't il, suppose
she answers. But II you worked from
nine TO seven, instead OF from ton 10
hve, with two hours on FOR lunoR Won
might make as much money as
want Then suppose he says. hut
from ten 10 I'VE is as long as 1 want
70 Work Doesn't that SETTLE the
9uesuohF What can she dp about it7
Then l toldN Mr. George that a re-
mark frequently heard hereabouts
and containing at least as much tr,,tb
boss" Wv
MY wife is not my bOss,A the novel
~ SAID, clearly And--listen, you
tlmld American husbands-nn at
lI0ctNe Mrs. George in a brown siiL
trock and smart red hat. sat not six
feet away! she's my partner" con-
tinued her husband UShe knows
practically everything there is 10 know
about me. Work Is OUR work Money
Is OUR money.
cor course" he added with q twin
kle, that Imaginary domestic con-
Neraation / have just repeated 10 Won
was very much simplified and con-
Versation l have Just repeated TO you
was very much slmplifold and con-
denSed. l never tell my wife out
right that | won't give her anything
for which she asks"
There is always a way OF doing
these things" the novelist went on
uroanely, with only the slightest
glance out OF the corner OF his eye
toward the lady IN the red hat. You
remainder perhaps, what / said
somewhere about a Wife's finding out
on the honeymoon who;her crying or
swearing Is most effective. The
same advice. with modifcations, APP
plies TO husbands.
III woman Is hard, n she Is a
sweater, II B her husbands fault.
But | have not observed that Amerd-
can women are colder, harder, than
other women. There seem 10 be an
extraordinary number OF elopements
and suicides. While / was in St
Louis 80 many occurred-not that
those two statements OF fact" Mr.
Heorge added, hastily. "But such hap
Penings"-he was serious again
show IA depth, an intensity OF emo
tion In your women, even though
they perhaps are less likely than the
woman Of Europe 20 be bowled over
by love, since better education and
wider interests tend to steady women
in this country.
The keenness, the interest In 1T
erature and general ideas OF your
everyday wives and mothers. bur
dened as they are with a servant
problem we do not face in Eairope.
IS ono OF my most delightful impress
sions OF them.
The American woman is franker,
more candid than her European sis
ter, The latter says I don't believe
I'll DO this where the former says
'Shan't! when the American father
gives. ana order ms daughter doesn't
like she raises n rtImpus;' in SIM
liar Rltuation the English girl says,
'Yes'eapa,' and goes and does as she
pleasea."
Finally. asked one OF the greatest
modern analysts Of marriage n he
found II generally a happy state IN
this country.
q should say that marriage with
Won tends 10 be happier than with ul
because OF the freedom With which
you grant divorce he answered. u
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02

70 Nlhe NrW iufh Lltnihs Nuflol st
Us that what you keep In the medl-
cine closet" asked Mr. Jarr Shoe
polish, Old dolls button bOXes2"
You don't expect me % keep medl-
olnes there, whore the children can
get at them, do your asked MIS-.
Jar. You know how children are.
That's why j have to keep the medi-
cines In the closet In my room
And yet the children might get at
the shoe polish In the medicine closet
said Mr.. Jarr. ..
Never mind about that now" rec
piled Mrs. Jnrr. "fOu put a news
paper down on something SOS not 90
get everything all messed up With
that shoe polish, and you mind your
own business" 'f-
You wouldn't Kick al an N asked
you 20 shine my shoes would Your
asked Mr. Jarr, as he picked up Mrs.
Jarr's boots
why should I shine your shoes7''
said Mrs. Jarr. "ThCru are bOutblacks
on every corner. You men have IL
easy that Way- one time I did get
my shoes polished a "a stand, ana
some loafers passing nearby COM
menced TO whisper and nudge each
other. I'm sure ] don't know what
they meant but N was something
rude. / know, because they all
laughed"
"oh, they only meant the bootblaclS
should be proud u the privilege, q"
. said Mr. Jarr,
We'll, 30 should YOU" said Mrs.
Jarr. "Now, hurry up. because nave
a new corset and I want you TO pull
on the lacfs FOR me-"
Mr. Jarr polished tho boots and IN
due time was called upon 90 pull on
the corset laces.
What are you lacng yourself so
tight f0r7" Ac grow el. IL thought IL
wasn't done any more
,"Lacing tight" exclaimed Mrs.
70 Jarr. WHY the id~ai This Ia "a
new corset and have 10 have 81 NJ
snug 10 break 10 To right from the
FIRST See, { can set my hand under
IT anywhere. Besides. IL has 10 boo a
little snug"
$50 / Sec" grumbed Mr Jhrr.
How does this skirt hanE7" asked
Mrs JarT when the other matter was
adjusted DOCS anything show?'
Il can't SEQ anything" said Mr..
Jarr
Mrs. Jorf then powdered the inside
" some white gloves ana got them
on. while Mr Jarr watched tho
process IN awe
Seeing ths. Mrs Jarr turned and
said: well, I'm dressed and ready,
and you even haven't your dress
shirt on"
Mr.. JArr was going 10 remark that
he'd been too busy playing lady's
maid, but on second thought he only
sighed, said nothing and hustled Into
his dndA
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02


SO l give the American wife warn
ing. as II was given 20 me yesterday
az the National Arts Club by that en-
inenuy gifted and delightful English
novelist and essayist. W l.. George.
After six weeks In America, during
which time Mr. George has visited at
least a score OF representative big
city small town and country commu-
mites, one Of the most interesting I'M
pressions recorded on the sensitive
plate OF bis mind Is what he calls
"the rebellion among American men"
There seems 10 exist IN them the
feeling that the American woman IS
going rather too far" the distin-
EdiBhed author OF "Caliban" and
'IBllnd Alley told me. "There seems
10 be a feeling that the men are work
ing too hard, getting too little out Of
life. that the women are demanding
too much money and spending IL
foolishly and extravagantiy. misusing
'lelr great liberty"
I"And what do you think Of ~" l
ed.
IF II Is true, n the American wife
gwoats her husband. then he has only
himself TO thank for itl' nnsympa-
thetioally responded Mr. George.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02

be illegal unless contracted with
platinum wedding. rings 'I'.
United States arsenals will here
after make face powder exclusively.
and the Government shipyards will
turn out canoes. There Will be an
Investigation OF tho toilet recipes Of
the ziegfeld girls and a public reports
on the same. The Government Print,t
Ing once will take over The Ladies'
Home Comfort and the Picturesque
Revue for free distribution. with
Robert W. Chambers and Paul Polret'
In charge. There will be a female
Secretary Of the Navy TO name the
battleshlps after summer resorts
The platform faYors the recall Of
beauty contest judges and the APP
pointment Of a fiapper Ambassadress
to France with instructions TO cable
ali the fashion changes aa
The new party insists on the im.F
mediate recognition Of Soviet Russia
= and the resumption OF trade IN RUS
sian sables. II also promises prose-
cution Of tho 400" as a combination
In restraint OF social climbing and
guarantees to make private weddings
Of notable people a FIRST class felony,c
And, oh. lots morel II looks like the,
new ladies' party VIII give us a Presi-
dent from California. too. Not Hiram
Johnson, my dear. but some haud5e
some guy from the Hollywood colonysi
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02
BWCfl@ fEA@ 7W1HGP@SS
BIT la1DIS DJQDlhSSS

Co thu New hork Evening W1rdl
about what you're going 20 masticu-
late and you and me will get along
fine without you going to no hos
pitals.'
Gimme me bread and milk no
says. Then, as he gets 10 dining, he
says; You know. l didn't come In
here TO cat. Some guy says there
was a pretty waitress In here and
come In 70 have a look"
Wasn't that shrewd OF hlm7" said
the friendly patron.
"Shrewd? Where dye get that
stuf2" replied Lucille Right after
that remark I give him the raEz-
mazoo lie was a bum"
"Why7"
Because, when I blush about that
pretty waitress remark. he continues:
Yes, this guy says she's a peach.
Where Is sheH
"Bullieve me, Uncle, I'm on them
young footballists for life"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02

the paradox that comforts while II
moclGs" Il don't think a divorce
should be obtained as easily as a dog
license" he went on. but Il should
be recognized In civilized society for
what II is-bhe ending OF impossible
situations.
Happy marriage, In America as
elsewhere, al comes back to- this
giving the wife responsibility. malt-
ing her a partner. The more you give
her 10 do the better Tor her. A man
should even share his worries with
his Wife; he will worry less, and it's
good for her TO worry. II gives her
something 20 think about"
Aid 30. incidentally. does W. L.
oeoFBsl
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02

Sopgnfht. 1870, Do Tho frueI fubliahln
VIELL." said Lucille, the Walt
w .ress. as the Friendly Patron
loosened his belt a notch.
'the football season Il about to grab
US again. 1t won't be long until we
hear how Old Elias is going 10 tackle
New Haven, AID 90 on."
Are you a football fan?" he asked
only over the lunch counter. We
get lot OF those 1ashon warriors
rignt here at this eat trough and
| hear q lot Of the game between
Tried eggs and ham sandwiches"
You ! ke sports, l take IL
well. some OF the young. good
looking ones appeal TO my sense OF
delight. But, as a rule, there's TOO
much OF this I'm a wonder stun In
terspoBed with the rest OF the con-
vorsAtion. There was rather noisy
young player In here this morning. /
tolerate him quite a VIII lie, but nnally
/ have 20 slip him the raHzmaEoo'
First thing he says. when he hops
onto a stool. Is: Well, I'm going TO
make the football team
&" Make a good one while you're
rnAnufactuF NC IT, ! says.
"'You don't get me- he says 1
mean I'm going 70 win a place on
the team by hard Work ana apllity
But, says, Notwithstanding
and nevertheless, YOU got to cav;
aln't your What about some beer
pier
T" Not for me- he says. I got to %
careful what ] eat
We'll / says, that's fne re-
marx. Frankly and honestly. l
haven't seen no victims drop dead In
here This morning after participating
10 that meat pie
81 don't mean US poisonous'' be
says Il mean l got 10 eat light TO
keep In training
"'Got TO eat light, ehT ! remarked.
Very good. I'll get you candle
HE smiles and says I'm witty
thing. You certainly got q way
about YOU he says.
Never mind, my young hatiron
star l says You slip me the dope
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02

lHIs gown 10 Of black crepe de
ehlnei the upper part OF the
waist is OF tulle and spangles
he same colon 49,.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02
IN Nal n. O,Hnrn

They sim write letters al
eek. 81,
Tho Denis and Repubs fighting for the solid womeps vote Let EN-
Less the list composed OF solid
The opportunity the syph figured
hrdparty watch the ano
-'l' .. ,.li
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02
Tine @JqISDr ,I]E!5tgafIY

Cownghi' 1870 By The frss Publishing
CN Tow. dear" said Mrs Jarr.
~ with one OF her best smiles,
"yOu yyouldn't mind pttttno
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02
Uncle Sam Believes in "Fair Play and Let
the Best Man Win"
Bv Ro0er BdtcHelder.

Carpudt ~ t "a . Ei !
u
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02

had seen active service IN every
major branch OF the army since his
enlistment hi 1898.
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02

some Of that polish on my shoes,
would you, dear7 II takes a woman
30 long % dress, anyway; but you
men haven't hardly any bother"
'Gee!" said Mr.. Jarr, ruefully 1--WE
Just got on my clean shirt and cuffs;
III gel Them an ,ull OF shoe polish
"Oh, never mind, N II Is going to
be so much trouble for YOU" said
Mrs. Jarr. somewhat testify.
"Oh, III do It'll do IT," said Mr..
Jarr. quickly. 1T won't take me a
minute To take on my shirt and put II
polish?"
I'm the medicine closet IN the bath
ROOM said Mrs. Jarr. Il think IT'S
stuck-~behind an old doll Of little
Emma'A and the bnIton box"
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-10-02
Is Your Wife THE BOSS?
". L. GEORGE, NOVELIST. SAYS.
"Mine Is MY Partner''
Work Is OUR York
Money Is OUR MOney''
Predicts Domestic Rebellion Among American Husbands Keep
Wives Busy His Advice; Husbands Get the
Wives They Deserve" 49,
Wives They Deserve.
~ Maranerite Mooers MarshaN.

Copyright hing Co New YukE
Spirit OF n
being made that resistance
rebellion brewing polical Ia
domestic From HIS downodden
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-19
Rheumatic Ankles
Ached Like
Jumping Toothache
Soon as he went to bed pain
in shoulders and ankles
hurt
FEELS LIKE A new
MAN, TOOK HYPO-COD
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'I've only taken three bottles
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EVIDENCE.
Mr.. Jones-I'm smoking terrible
lot of cigars lately.
Mr.. White - With conviction.
A.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-19
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

Having qualified as the administra-
tor of the estate of the late Corneille
Parsons Payne this is to notify all
persons having claims against the
estate of the said decedent to present
same to me on or before February IL,
1921, or this notice will be plead in
bar of their recovery. All who are in
debted to said decedent will please
make payment.
This, February IL, 1920.
B. T. PAYNE, Adm.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-19
LAND ENTRY


NORTH CAROLINA 49,.
Richmond County
|, John harrington, of Richmond Coun.
ty, North Carolina, claim and enter nine
90 acres of land in Beaver Dam Town.
ship, Richmond County, North Carolina
bounded and described as follows viz:
FIRST TRACT-Bounded on the west
by II: E. Wilkinson, on the east by Gates
on the north by the lands of Joe Nc
Lean and Jas. Blue
SECOND TRACT Bounded on the
south by the lands of f. T. Gates, on the
north by lands of r. e. Wilkinson. The
SAD land is vacant, unappropriated ant
subject to entry
Entered this 29th day of January, 1920
(Sigred) JOHN HARRINGTON,
Claimant
Notice Is hereby given that a warran
oi survey will be issued on above entry
un.ess Protest is filed with the under.
signed entry taker within thirty (3O0 day,
from date hereof.
This 10Th of January, 1920.
r. i. JOHNSON,
Entry Tal<er
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-19
Pennsylvania Tubes Given
Away During February.

With each Vacuum Cup casing
purchased from US during the
month of February, we will give
absolutely free, a Ton Tested
Tute. The tube must cores.
pond with the size of the casing.
With each sale of a Cord Tire,
we will furnish free a Cord type
Tube.-Everett Hardware Co.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-19
Immediate Response.

II asked Mr.. Smith to give me .
show that would afford me an opening
for my peculiar abilities"
"Did he do it?"
"Oh, yes. He showed me the door,"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-19
EVIDENCE.

Mr.. Jones-I'm smoking terrible
lot of cigars lately.
Mr.. White - With conviction.
You're right, If that's one of them.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-19
Mixed Varieties.

swell, what kind Of family tree
did you get from that expensive
genealOgist?"
II thought was going to get q
peach, but he handed me lemon"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-19
The Result.

'Maymes father heard her youE2
man tell her he was burning with
love for her."
"What did he do?"
ale put him out"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-02-19
A Homeopa athie Complaint.

A Homeopathic Complaint.
"How is your shorthand depart.
ment?"
"Too much like ITSELF"
"What do you mean?"
"It's Short-handed."