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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-10
CORNVILLE

NoRTH-Conrad Hort who is en-
p!oyed at North Madison is home for
a two weeks stay.
Edgar Written has commenced
work in his saw mill at East Madi-
son.
Earl McCollar, went to Bingham
Monday where he will be employed
as a carpenter,
Mrs. Fred McCollar. who has heon
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-10
"When a Man Loves" Is An
Earle Williams PLAY

Earle Williams is always delight
full. but in his latest ,Vitagraph Offer
ing when a Man Loves" in which
he will be seen at the Colonial theatre
Monday, he has a vehicle different
from anything else he has yet given.
1t is a romance of Japan, with a
whole lot of sentiment, plenty of in
trigue, some excitement and the
happiest kind of an ending.-Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-10

! In Waterville where she has been u
ceiving medical treatment. came
Skowhegan last week and will return
home in few days
George Thebarge and sons arrl' p
home Saturday ftom Bald Mountaa
where they have been employed q
the woods.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-10

Levi T. Williams, local manager
for f. A. Strout farm agency. has
sold the Arrow Head Inn property at
the head Of Lake Maranacook to f.
C. Frost of New York City. who will
make extensive alterations and de-
velop it into a fine summer residence
for himself
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-10

Governor Milliken has received
several hundred packages of vege-
table seed from the Agricultural De-
partment at Washington which tho
people Of Augusta and vicinity may
have upon application at the State
House.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-10
LOCAL NOTICE

A treat for music lovers at Afacca-
bee hall tonight. Douglas 6-piece
orchestra featuring Prof. Burnette,
a. graduate Of the Boston Conser-
vatory Of Music. violin. Also Mr..
Farnham at piano. 'Nuff said.
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-10

Food sale at The Handy Shop,
State street. this afternoon under the
auspices of the ladies of the VIM
throp Street Baptist church.
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-10

The Armitage Club will hold a
food and candy sale Saturday April
10, at P. NJ. at the Parish House.
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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-10
NOTICE

Vienna, Maine.
This IL to give notice that as my wife,
sara ID. Weymouth, has left my home,
shall not be responsible for any debts
that she may contract in my name.
CHESTER WEYMOUTH.
Dated March a Ign mch1 Sat3t
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-10
Saturday, April 10, 1920.
AUGUSTA LOCALS

The Amos H. Higgins has sold the
Melvin Clough property on State
street to Ora F. Tilton Of Augusta.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-10
SHOP NOTES

Tho handy Eveready fiashlight is
a household necessity. John Cough
lin is showing them in all styles,
sizes and prices.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-10

day will be a Lyon & Moran comedy
and the Kinograms.-Adv.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-10

sizes and prices.
Brighten up your appearance with
some Of J. b. Farrell Cos sprightly
spring toggeIy. A banner line Of
shirts and ties. The spring caps In
attractive patterns have arrived.
The Williams Grammar School
pupils are engaged in contest in
window dressing and a sample of
their efforts may be seen in one OF
the windows Of the East Side Phar-
macy. So Cony street, c. A. Sheldon,
Prop.
It is with great satisfaction that
Beane & Cross announce the arrival
of this seasons spring and summer
Munsingwear. The sale Of this
most perfect Of undergarments has
increased in volume until now, it oc-
cupies place we'll up among the
best selling articles in the store.
Beane & Cross congratulate the new
Daylight Store, LaBrick & Iishness.
for having obtained the agency in
Augusta for the ladies' Munsingwear.
Men, who have received satisfaction
just tell the women. And women
who find satisfaction in the new line
at the Daylight store, We feel sure
will tell their menfolks.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-10

most beautiful actresses in pictures.
ADV.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-04-10

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Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
LOCAL BRIEFS

A. ii. Lowe Is the proud possessor o.
gold past masters jewel, presented
to him by Demlng lodge. No. u, A. i
4 A. NJ, Monday night OF last week nj
a special meeting. The Jewel is d
beautiful work OF art. the center being
a moonstone.
Cowmen, We have a complete line OF
StetsOn hats.
THE TOGGERY, INC.
Jack Tidmore Herman Lindaucr
Mrs. Putnam is reported i'll.
Il. +. Graf, OF the A. G. McClurg Co.
of Chicago, was a visitor in Deming
Friday.
Editor w. II. Holt of the Lordsburg
Liberal was Il visitor I'm the city last
Thursday. He says that Lordsburg is
the coming city OF this section.
La France silk hose for ladies in-
sure fit and durability. They are un-
condi;ionally guaranteed by
THE ToGGERY, INC.
Jack TidmOre Herman Lindauer
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
CIVIL SERVICE EXAMINATION
POSTOFFICE CLERK CARRIER

An examination for clerk and carrier
will he held at the postoffice In this
city on February 81. 1920. Age limit.
Is 10 40 years ON the date of the eX-
animation. Married women will not
be- admitted to the examination. This
prohibition, however, does not apply to
women who are divorced. but they are
eligible for appointment only as clerk.
Applicants must be physically sound,
and male applicants must be not less
than > feet inches In height In bare
feet and weigh not less than 125 pounds
without overcoat or hat. For applica-
tion blanks and for full Information
relative to the examinations, qualiilca-
tions, duties, salaries, vacatlOns. pro-
motions. etc. address Immediately X.
NJ. Perkins, secretary, board Of civl
service examiners, Postoffice, Deming'
" NJ.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
LOCAL BRIEFS

County Commissioner Andy Lewis
was visitor In the city last saturday.
John LOFTS and wife OF Myndus ara
reported TO be quite III.
Joe Stump was in from his farm yes
terday transacting business.
Miss Faye McKeyes and Mrs. Pearl
Cobble were I'll Paso visitors last sat
urday.
Mrs. Victor Hon went to Grcve City.
Pa, last Saturday, where her sister,
Mrs. Molly Milner, is reporteG very III.
\. l.. Lewis and wife departed last
Sunday for their old home in Pontiac,
Mich.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
P.L. JackD smyer for Sheriff

I desire TO announce my candidacy
for the office of Sheriff Of Luna com-
ty. subject to the will OF the Demo
cratic voters at the primary election Of
this party which is to be held March
90 1920.
My work with the cattle sanitary
board is an open record and | have
lived I'm this community for the last ~
years. submit that the office TO
which seek election Is one OF the most
important in the county and pledge
n careful administration Of It.. II
elected. p. l.. SMYFR.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
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HIGH SCHOOL NOTES \
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Friday was n very busy day for
Deming High At 3 o'clock short
program was given on Good English. '
The freshmen gave a short piece with
apologies TO Riley's Little Orphan
Annie" The Junior high gave n piece
In pantomime. The sOphomores gave
II play entitled "Shot at Sunrise" The
juniors enacted play written by them
selves. entitled "An Operation" The
seniors were represented by Leonard
Dexter, who gave a short funeral ora
ton over deceased forms Of bad Eng
liSh.
On Friday night the Las Cruces bas-
ketball teams played our teams at Z 80
at the armory. our teams lost both
games-the ID. II. $. boys with score
Of 20 to -, and the ID. IL. s. girls
lost. 25 To II.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
LOCAL BRIEFS

Mrs FIallet Johnson. formerly a
Deming resident, passed through the
city last week from California to FL
Paso, where she will make her home.
G. A. McCleery returned from Tue
son last Tuesday and left again yes
terday for the Arizona town, where he
is interested in u thriving business
with his brother
Mr.. Sabine is reported quite ILL.,
j. G. Robbins, an oil man Of FL
PaSo was looking over oil prospects
in the valley last week.
Earl VI. Wentz Of Oklahoma City,
Okla. and Miss Lillian Young Of Tue
son. Ariz.. were married by the Rev.
j. y. Reasoner at the church at .
o'clock last Saturday.
Our Holters Cincinnati made shoes
give the smart trim lit desired by
the wei dressed lady. They are had
in the various widths at
THE TOGGERY, INC.
Jack Tidmore Herman Lindauer
Look we'll wear velour G. Ed
ward Smith shoe for women. Hidgdon-
Clardy Shoe Co.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03

F. L. Snyder has enlisted in the 10Th
cavalry. He expects to remain at
Hachita for several months, when he
will go to the Philippines.
George Estes is back from a trip to
the upper ella.
William Berry made n trip to Co
lumbus last Friday.
]. 4. Rhea. candidate for county
commissioner, motored to Las Cruces
last Friday.
Macklnaw coats for men from $3.50
to $3.50. Why pay more?
THE TOGGERY, INC
Jack Tidmore Herman Llndauer
Arthur Tyler was a Columbus Wis
itor last Thursday.
Otto Reese Of Columbus passed
through Deming last week en- route to
Rotterdam, Holland, where he will visit
with relatives.
Marion Portwood was visitor in
the city last Friday.
Don't wait for lumber to get cheap
er before building that home. Talk
Lumber Co. IL Is cheaper TO build now
Allen Gaines was transacting bust.
ness in the city last Friday.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
THERE Is A LIVELY DEMAND
FOR FURNISHED HOUSES

The demand for furnished houses Is
becoming more and more pressing.
Mrs. Almy, secretary of the Chamber
OF Commerce, desires that those who
have such houses or apartments for
rent register their property with her
in order that she may find aecommOda'
tiOns for the people coming In. The
demand is usually for n modern house
priced at from $50 to $50 rent per
month. At the present. time consider
able time is wasted in looking for rent
property.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
For Office Of County Treasurer

/ announce myself as candidate
for the office Of County Treasurer.
Luna county, subject to the action Of
the Democratic voters at the primary
election Of that party to be held March
20 1920.
ask your support to gain an office
requiring very careful business meth
ods. II elected pledge myself to give
my full attention TO the end that the
county will enjoy this important serv-
ice. JAMES NJ. LENNON.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
For Probate Judge

/ hereby announce myself a candidate
for reelection to the office Of Probate
Judge. subject TO the action OF the
Democratic primaries, March 20, 1920
The record of efficiency In my office
is such that do not hesitate 10 ask for
the support of every voter in Luna
county. II. NJ. GROVES.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
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HONDALE ITEMS =
CBy Gertrude Dansel
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Word comes from Mr.. and Mrs
Pringle that they are homeward bound
They will stop NJ San Diego and Yumn
on their way. From all accounts W,
know that their vacation In California
has been most delightful.
Mrs. Fred Allen 0f Rockford. Iowa,
Is visiting her mother, Mrs A. sum
mers. Mrs. Myrick. another daughter
has been here for some time.
The II. II. club will meet with Mrs.
Summers on Wednesday. February 4.
at the club house.
The Girls Sewing club hopes thar
the attendance az their entertainment
and pie social on Valentine night will
be- large.
The first dance Of the e. r. club was
held on Saturday night. The guest :
were representative people from Dem
ing, Mountainview. Gage, lola and
other communities. Everybody had a
delightful time and the young folks
grew quite enthusiastic over the fine
floor and the good lights. A five-piece
orchestra from Deming was untiruble
and everything was just as nice as
possible. Sandwiches and coffee were
served az midnight. So much did the
dancers enjoy the evening that an
other dance was promised them for
Valentine night.
Miss Stevens was the guest Of Peggy
Taylor and Miss Bessie Collum came
with Mr.. and Mrs. Ferguson to attend
the dance at the club house. Both
ladies are popular teachers In Deming
Mr.. Stetson, on the Lucas farm. mar
rowly escaped serious injury when the
belt Of the engine broke, striking his
leg. causing considerable pain.
Mr.. Weedman is about 10 commence
drilling a well on the Keel farm.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
INFLUENZA GAINING
FOOTHOLD IN STATE

Santa Fe. Feb. 2.-Inhuenza is gain.
ing a foothold In New Mexico. although
II Is less fatal than last year. accord
ing TO reports received by the state
board Of health. There were IS new
cases In IL counties. as follows: Col
fax. 10; Dona Ana. @; Grant, 10:
Guadalupe, 2; lea, @; Lincoln. 3;
Luna. 1 Rio Arriba. u; san Juan.
o: Valencia, z Pneumonia cases are
ms follows: C0lfax. I: Dona Ana. 2
Eddy. 2: Grant, / Union. 4.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
Sam T. Clark for County Commissioner

] hereby announce myself as II candi-
date for the office of county commits
siOner. district No. I, Luna county,
subject TO the action Of the Democratic
voters at the primaries OF said party
10 be held March 20, 1920.
have long been resident Of Luna
county and believe that know its con
ditions In business way well enough
10 direct the financial affairs OF the
county In an economical and efficient
way. therefore ask for your support
Of my candidacy. SAM Il. CLARK.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
Z. A. (Toml HuIsey for Representatiye

| wish To announce my candidacy for
the office Of representative to the New
Mexico legislature from Luna county.
subject to the Democratic primary of
said party To be- held March 20, 1920.
If elected pledge myself to economy
and the enactment Of constructive legis-
lation. Your support Is respectfully
solicited. II. 4. HULSEY.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
ID. J. BueL) Chadbon for Count!
Commissioner

I announce myself a candidate for
reelection to the office OF County Com
missioner, District No ?. Luna county,
subject TO the Democratic primaries
Of March 20. 1920.
In asking for reelection | wish 10
stand on the record made by the pres.
ent Board Of County Commissioners
and pledge myself to a continuation Of
the present policy Of ecenemy In thc
conduct Of county affairs.
ID. ]. CHADBORN.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03

Geologist l.. A. Holmes and Fred
Myer. a capitalist Of Chicago, arrived
in the city Sunday and are looking
over the valley.
Mrs Mary r. Almy left the city
Monday for los Angeles. Cal. where
she will visit with Lieut. Comdr r. u.
Almy and family.
Tom McCarty is reported III m the
hospital.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
LAS CRUCES WINS OVER DENIING

Last Friday night Mt the armOry
Las Cruces high school teams scored
complete victories over the Deming
high schol teams. Both games were
interesting and afforded the large
crowd great deal Of pleasure. The
score Of the girls game was 36-15 and
Of the boys game 35-l3
This week end Deming will he
treated TO some high class basket ball
when III Paso high school teams come
here for three games. The III Paso
II. S. boys team plays the d. II. S.
boys on Friday nieht.
The Saturday night games are he
tween the III Paso II. $. boys and the
Dcming alumni and the III Paso and
Deming H. s. girls team.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
Announcement
For the Office Of County Commissioner

For the Office OF County Commissioner
| announce myself as a candidate for
election 10 the office OF County Com
missioner, Luna county, third district,
subject TO the action OF the Democrat
ic voters at the primary election of
that party TO be held on March 20,
1920.
l pledge myself TO good business
administratio Of county affairs and
on that ground solicit your support.
IAMEA A DIIINA
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
For the Office of County Clerk

announce myself as candidate
for reelection to the office Of County
Clerk Of Luna County. subject TO the
action Of the Democratic voters at the
primary election Of that party, which
Is to be held on March 20, 1920
Your support will certainly be ap.
preciated.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
J. l. LOFTS for County Commissioner

| wish to announce my candidacy
for the office Of County Commissioner,
District No. l, Luna county, subject TO
the Democratic primaries TO be held
March 20, 1920.
| respectfully solicit your support
and pledge myself to "A good, business
like administration OF county affairs.
nLNrIA
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03

Wear dainty materials. McCalrs pat
terms and a little time win cut the cost
Of your lingerie.
THE TOGGERY. INC.
Jack TidmOre Herman Lindauer
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
For the Office Of County Assessor

/ announce myself as "A candidate
for reelection to the office of County
Assessor, subject to the action of the
election of that party at the primary
election Of that party. which is to be
held on March 20, 1920.
~ fTAIl IIIfNTED
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03

Our boys department is offering
some wonderful values in suits, shoes
and underwear and everything else
that boys wear Bring the boys In.
We will treat them right.
THE TOGGERY, INC.
Jack Tidmore Herman Lindauer
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03
Miss Kaiser for County Superintendent

| hereby announce myself as can
didate for the office Of county school
superintendent subject to the action of
the democratic voters at the primaries
OF the party on March 20, 1920.
In announcing myself as a candidate
! would call attention to my training
and experience in the public schools.
MISS IMOGENE KAISER.
Deming graphic., 1920-02-03

We are showing large range Of
patterns In silk shirts. The prices
are right.
THE TOGGERY, INC.
Jack TidmOre Herman Lindauer
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1920-01-16
TERRIBLY SWOLLEN
Suffering Described As Torture
Relieved by Black Draught.

Rossville. Oa.-Mrs. Kate Lee Able, Of
this place, writes: "My husband is an
engineer. and once while lifting, he in
iured himself with piece OF heavy MD.
chinery, across the abdomen He was
so sore he could not bear TO press on
himself at ali, on chest or abdomen. He
weighed 1855 lbs, and fell off until he
weighed no lbs, in two weeks.
He became constfpated and il looked
like he would die. We had three different
doctors, yet with all their medicine, his
bowels failed 10 act. He would turn up
ten-cent bottle of caster oil. and drink
it two or three days in succession. He
did this yet without result. We became
desperate, he suffered so. He was sw OIL
len terribly. Fe told me his suffering
could only be described as torture.
! sent and bought rhedford's Black
Draught. made hiri take big dose
and when it began 10 act he faiuted, he
was in such misery, but lie got relief ant
began to mend at once. He got well
and we both feel he owes his life Il
Thediord's Black Draughl."
Thedford's Black Draught will help vol
70 keep fit, ready for the days work
J TM NC-13l
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1920-01-16
Velvet Joe,s 1920 Almanac.

In his new almanac, Velvet Joe,
the genial philosopher of the tobacco
world, has collected rich fund of in
teresting information, timely stats.
tics, helpful suggestions, with his
own quaint, pointed comments on
life and things in general.
Throughout the forty-eight pages,
Velvet Joe offers answers to the hun
dred and one questions that invaria-
bly, arise when family or friends con-
verse.
Besides the usual weather fore
casts, there are weather records in
different cities for each month and a
very interesting. method OF reading
the clouds. A mass of Government
statistics has been tabulated, includ-
ing facts showing the part which the
United States played in the world
war. For exservice men there is a
chronological outline of the growth
and achievements of the American
EXpeditionary Force that will be pre-
served for many years to come.
For the motorist there is a concise
Interpretation of the automobile laws
in all States, complied by recogniz-
cd authority; for the agriculturist
there is three-years comparative
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country, together with the acreage
and productive value farm lands
in other countries.
Indeed, Velvet Joc's Almanac is
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Entertainment Bureau, and as such
is becoming more and more each
year an American institution.
Anyone desiring n copy of Velvet
Jce's 1920 Almanac can secure it
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Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1920-01-16
No. 1883.
TREASURY DEPARTMENT
Office of the Comptroller Of the Cur
No. 1883.

iNEAoOR1 DEIAK M Elm
Office of the Comptroller Of the Cur
rency.
Washington, d. c., Dec. 5, 1919.
Whereas, by satisfactory evidence
presented to the undersigned, it has
been made to appear that Farmers
National Bank of Tazewell," in the
town of Tazewell, in the county, of
Tazewell, and State of Virginia, has
complied with all the provisions OF
the statutes of the United States, re-
quired to be complied with before an
association shall be authorized to
commence business of Banking;
Now therefore, l, John Shelton VIII
Jams, Comptroller of the Currency,
10 hereby GETTY that Farmers Ma
ional Bank Of Tazewell" in the town
# Tazewell, in the county of Taze-
veil, and State of Virginia, is author
;zcd to commence business of Bank
ing as provided in Section fifty ono
hundred and sixty-nine Of the Revis-
ed Statutes of the United States.
In testimony whereof, witness my
hand and seal Of Office this fifth day
of December, 1919.
JOHN SHELTON WILLIAMS,
Comptroller of the Currency.
SEAL. 12-12-6t
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1920-01-16

Good morning, childrein," said
the arithmetic teacher. "How many
of you have prepared an original
problem in multiplication, as 1 re-
quested?"
Only one hand went up.
"Well, William, you may give your
problem and the rest of the class
may solve it."
IF my baby sister is year old
now and weighs twenty pounds, and
keeps on gaining two ounces day
until she is sixteen years old; and if
the price of living doubles again in
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1920-01-16
A Real Complim

What cultivated and p1&
tleman ever paid to the {
his heart q prettier cor
the illiterate black. ma
Harper's Magazine? +
dusky brides had just
by a white minister. TT
ed what was the amou
"Oh, WE'LL" answepe =
er, "you can pay me
think it is WORTH" -
The negro turned ar
ed his bride over frop
then, slowly rolling az
his eyes, said:
"My stars, sab, 20 has do
me for life; you has, for s
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1920-01-16
DIR. w. A. KING,
Eye Specialist.
OptOmetrist.

OptOmetrISt.
Will be at Jeffersorvnlle Hotel
in Tazewell, Jan. 18th, prepared
to examine Eyes and prescribe
proper glasses for same. Those
suffering with headache, Ner.
y0usness have symptoms of eye
trouble. All lenses ground spec
lal for each case. Examination
and consultation free.
Call on above date.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1920-01-16

A visitor to the househcl,
colored man in Georgia. =
impressed by the thriftness
mistress of the house. "A
"That's n hard-worxin' r. Il
got, Joe." said he.
Eyes," said Joe. with =
gravity. 81 wish l had )
like her.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1920-01-16

The surgeon had sawed Off the top
Of the patients head and had taken
out the brains, when the hospital
took fire. In the confusion the pat
lent escaped, leaving his brains be-
hind. Search and advertisement fail
ed to locate him. Years afterward
the surgeon was in Washington and
met man who looked familiar.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1920-01-16

preached his and asked, "Arcn't you
Jack Brown, whose brains | took out
i'll the summer of 1882"
"Why, yes, I am" was the answer.
"Come right back to the hospital
and |" put your brains back" urg-
ed the doctor.
"Oh, don't bother now. I've got q
government job"