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The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24

night to Boston with Wesley Dee who
Is to have cataracts removed from his
eye at the Eye and Ear Infirmary,
Mrs. Paquin from Danville is stop
ping with Mrs. Dee during his abb
sence
MI. and Mrs. p S. Harris were
Sunday visitors at H. f, jenkins at
Speedwell Farms.
MI. and Mrs. Walter Silsby from
Campton, N. H., were recent visitors
at J. p. Stafford's.
MI. and MIS-. f. +. Mcdonald and
Mrs Oscar Phillips were business Wis
itors in St. Johnsbury Wednesday.
Mr.. and Mrs. William Dennon and
Mr. and Mrs. J. j. Stafford Of Lyn-
donville, Mrs. Harold Vim of st.
Johnsbury were Sunday visitors at
John browns.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24
ST. JOHNSBURY
Local News

John F. 3. Davie, Labor Commits
sioner of the State of New Hamp-
shire, is visiting his mother, Mrs.
jeanette Davie, on his wav home to
Concord, N H., after attending the
9Th annual convention Of the Ameri-
can Association of Labor Employ
ment Office, which was held in Otta-
wa, from Sept. 20 to the 22nd.
Grace Unitv club meet this even
ing at 7.30 O'Clock in the parlors of
Grace Methodist church.
Joe Relation has sold his Barber
Shop at "a RYlroad Street to Amos
w. Scott.
Thomas Smith, of Boston, Mass,
q former resident Of st. Johnsbury,
has returned to town, and will be en-
ployed in the Barber Shop at IA Rail
road st.
Miss Florence Belana died at her
home in Hardwick Street on Thurs
day afternoon following lingering
illness. Funeral services will be held
at her late home there Saturday at
ternoon at o'clock.
Mrs. Anna Mccormack and Mrs.
James Cox are spending week in
Boston and Worcester visiting rela-
tives.
A. B. BOWS Real Estate Agency
has sold the residence at No. 9 Har-
rison Ave-, for Mr.. and Mrs. S. j.
Gibbons to Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. H. Wy
man of Morrisvillc, Vt. They will
take possession at once. Mr.. and Mrs.
Gibbons leave in about ten days for
California.
John Powers and joseph Smith of
Worcester, Mass, are visitin" at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Theodore Cou-
ture.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24

coed toPasadena, where they plan to
spond the winter. Mr.. Ferguson has a
six months leave Of absence from his
duties in the railroad office, and will
enjoy this yell-car9ed vacation.
The Universalist Ladies Aid So
ciety will meet with Mrs. L. S. Howe
this afternoon at half past two
o'clock.
The Methodist minister, the Rev.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24
LYNDONVILLE

MI. and Mrs. L. G.. Watson of
Tampa, Florida are VISITING friends in
town Mrs. Watson is a daughter Of
the late C. w. Phillips.
MI. and Mrs. G. +. Ferguson leave
today, THURSDAY, tor Toronto, Ohio,
where they will visit their son, DE-.
George Ferguson, also their son, Phil
at Akron. From there they will pro-
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24

WANTED-Pupil nurses and attend
ants at the Taunton State Hospital.
Wages $4,000 per month with main
tenance. For particulars address DR..
Arthur V. Goss, Supt. az If
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24

FOR SALE-The home place of the
late Helen s. Stockwell, consisting of
a good roomy house and barn and
5 acres of land. One mile from
Concord village on a good road. Price
$1,000. Amply to G. S. Smith, Admin.
Concord, Vt. 1878
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24
For Sale

In st. Johnsbury village near the
business center, room house, hard
wood floors and hardwood finish in
every room and closet double par
lors, cabinet kitchen, dining room on
first floor, three bedrooms and full
bath on second floor, electric light S,
furnace. Can give immediate posses
sion. The condition of this house is
first class, no repairs needed. Low
price considering value.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24

FOR SALE-Early Matched Bean
and Longfeld. strains rose comb, and
Ovens farms. Bean & l.. Tompkins
strains single combs. Rhode Island
Red Cockrels $3.50 and $500 each.
Also II yearling hens 1925 each. C,
V. Perry, % Western Ave. 50 If
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24

MALE and FEMALE attendants and
nurses wanted at the Vermont State
Hospital. Wage scale materially adj
vanced April l, 1920. apply to E. \.
Stanley, Supt. So If
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24

FOR SALE-Variety of pigeons. APP
ply Albert Beauregard, City Market,
81 Railroad street. 1918.
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WANTED-Waitresse and a dish
washer at the Ideal Restaurant. sd If
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24

FOR SALE-One pair of work hors-
es, 81 years old. Weight 2700. Tel.
441-J. 74-79*
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24

FOR SALE-Full Black white Ches-
ter pigs, Sc each. Chance to select
one for breeding purposes from lot
Of 80. Also winter rye for seed.
Freeman Allen, North Danville, VT.
1851 | wkly
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WANTED-Woman to work in
laundry. Brightlook Hospital. 81 If
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WANTED-An Academy Student
Saturdays and spare time. The Peck
Co. 70 if
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TO RENT

PARTIES having rooms and board.
or rooms without board, notify EN-
ployment Office, Tel. $50. E. ct.
Fairbanks & Co. % IF
TO RENT-Furnished rooms at 81
Pearl Street. 75-7S
LOST-A pocket book containing a
sum of money and valuable papers.
Liberal reward. Return to CALIFORNIAN
Office. 1851
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WANTED-Man to work in grocery
store. J. S. Weeks. 60 If
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24

REG. HOLSTEINS FOR SALE
Heifers from two to IL months old
and one bull II months old. These
calves are all we'll bred and choice
individuals. Also 6 weeks old pigs
S. each. Don't fail to look up our
consignment to the Jayema Farm
sale, Sept. %. O. N. and C. C. Drew,
st. Johnsbury. Tel. 1921. GO tf
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24
Classified Dept.

FOR SALE-1915 Ford touring car
with 1918 body In good condition. Adj
dress Lawrence T. Gardner, General
delivery. st. Johnsbury, Vt. 7478*
FOR SALE-Cadillac touring car.
This car has recently been overhaul
ed and equipped with new tires. U.
s. Cord on front and lley-Spring-
field on near. Been run less than 500
miles since tires were put on. 1t
won't cost you much more to own
this nice large car than it would to
buy Ford. Tel. 568-W rs If.
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24

FOR SALE--A Drop Axle Wagon,
just the thing to draw green corn for
the silo. Tel. 256-1. st. Johnsbury,
vt. 72-fS
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24

WANTED-Lady of gentleman agent
in the City of st. Johnsbury for Wat
kins Famous Products. Known ev-
erywhere. Big profits. Write J. r.
Watkins Co., Sc Broadway, New
York City. 66-72-78-84*
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FOR SALE

AUCTION SALE-Saturday, Oct
2, at 1 p. m. Furniture, rugs, furs,
canned goods, etc. Watch
for posters. Frank A. Ball, Newport,
Vt. 76
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FOR SALE-A seven passenger
Pierce Arrow with eight good tires.
Seven inner tubes. Is in, first class
condition. A bargain if sold at once.
No. 2 Railroad ST., Phone 389-R.
73-Y8~
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WANTED-Pastry Cook at Woods
vile Lunch, Woodsville, N. H. 73 If
WANTED-Two table girls. Wages
$500 per week. Apply Fairbanks
Inn, St. Johnsbury. Tel. 1924.
7E-TS
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WANTED-Man to work in Peoples
Market. Good pay to the right one.
Geo. Lapoint. rs If
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WANTED-Laundress at Hale's
Tavern, Wells River, Vt. "a If
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WANTED


MALE and FEMALE attendants and
nurses wanted at the Vermont State
Hospital. Wage scale materially ad-
vanced April l, 1920. apply to E. \.
Stanley, Supt. So If
WANTED-Pupil nurses and attend
ants at the Taunton State Hospital.
Wages $4,000 per month with main
tenance. For particulars address DR..
Arthur V. Goss, Supt. az If
WANTED-Waitresses and a dish
washer at the Ideal Restaurant. sd If
WANTED-Woman to work in
laundry. Brightlook Hospital. 81 If
WANTED-An Academy Student
Saturdays and spare time. The Peck
Co. 70 If
WANTED-Man to work in grocery
store. j. S. Weeks. 60 If
WANTED-Lady of gentleman agent
in the City of st. Johnsbury for Wat
kins Famous Products. known ev-
erywhere. Big profits. Write J. R.
Watkins Co., So Broadway, New
York City. 66-72-78-84*
Observation-Disclosures at Hale's
Tavern, Wells River, Vt. "a If
WANTED-Pastry Cook at Woods
vile Lunch, Woodsville, N. H. rs If
WANTED-Two table girls. Wages
$500 per week. Apply Fairbanks
Inn, St. Johnsbury. Tel. 1924.
75-78
WANTED-Man to work in Peoples
Market. Good pay to the right one.
Geo. Lapoint. Is If
Waitress at once. New
Avenue Hotel. Is If
WANTED-Table girl at Sher-
burne's restaurant, st. Johnsbury.
Ga t
WANTED-Kitchen woman at once.
New Avenue Hotel. 75tf
WANTED-Girl. for general house
work in family of three adults. One
who can cook. Arply at DR.. H. c.
Newell's, 10 Church st. n If
WANTED-Young man to learn me-
chanical drafting. E. and T. Fair
banks and Co., st. Johnsbury, Vt.
1872
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WANTED-Young man to learn me-
chanical drafting. E. and T. Fair
banks and Co, st. Johnsbury, Vt.
1872
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WANTED-Girl for general house
work in family of three adults. One
who can cook. Arply at Dr. H. c.
Newell's, 10 Church st. n If
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WANTED-Waitress at once. New
Avenue Hotel. Is If
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WANTED-Kitchen woman at once.
New Avenue Hotel. 75tf
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24
American Legion Fund
Is Growing

The contributions to date in the
The Caledonian-record. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1920-current, 1920-09-24

WANTED-Table girl at Sher-
burne's restaurant, st. Johnsbury.
Ga {
The Pensacola journal., 1920-03-07
INJUNCTION IS
SET FOR MONDAY
PAPERS SERVED FRIDAY AGAINST
HOIST AND SHUTTLEWORTH n
ON {. GOVERNMENT BUSINESS.

Injunction proceedings have been
filed against Victor Hoist and Happy
Shuttleworth by Solicitor Fisher in
ban effort to close up the place of
business on E. Governmental The
papers were served Friday afternoon
and the hearing Will be held Monday in
the court of record.
The charges are that alcoholic Hq-
uors have been sold from us place
of business and the solicitor is asking
that the proprietors be enjoined from
doing further business there.
Happy Shuttleworth denied being
interested in the present business,
claiming that he had withdrawn from
the. partnership recently when be was
charged with selling whiskey. Since
then, he stated, the business has been
owned and controlled by Victor Hoist,
so far as he knew.
Hoist was arrested by Sheriff Whit
taker last week charged with selling
whiskey. The injunction came as q
result of the charges.
Hoist has been asked to vacate
the building by the agents, II IS un-
derstood, who We're acting upon re-
quest Of the proprietor of the proper
ty. This developed, it is stated, when
Hoist sought the agents to renew the
lease on the place of business.
The Pensacola journal., 1920-03-07
'MOTORMAN OF
TAMPA LINES
OUT OF TROUBLE
James N. Emerson Is Relieved
of Sufferings After Taking
Tanlac - Receivers Strength
and Energy.

Il am certainly glad Tanlac came
| my way said James n. Emerson,
when he called the other day at the
! Economical Drug Store in Tampa,
/ Fla, for more of the medicine, 'for
; If I had been much longer finding
something to help me I would have
simply had to lay down my cap and
badge and quit my run"
| Mr.. Emerson has been employed by
! the Tampa Electric Company as
motorman for fourteen years, wears
badge No. At, and lives at 24o4 18th
Ave. Continuing his statement Mr..
Emeujon said:
Some eight or ten years ago I COM
menced having trouble with my stom-
ach and at the same time l began
trying to have the trouble checked.
But l kept going from bad to worse
until four or five years ago I found
myself in a terrible fix. Since that
time, that is until l began taking
, Tanlac, had not been able TO eat any
thing without suffering from indiges-
ton. After eating L would bloat up
until it was hard for me to breathe and
| have the worst pains imaginable in
the pit of my stomach. My food
seemed to do me harm instead OF good
L
nervous that I never felt like doing
days work. In fact many a day it
was all could do to muster up energy
and strength to operate my car.
Il had tried so many different
medicines without results that I had
about decided there was nothing that
could help fellow in such a condi-
ton and L hardly knew which way to
ra1iaf E011nxUinO my 1S11a1
habit of trying everything that came
along, when Tanlac was put on sale
here in Tampa I bought a bottle.
had little idea it would help hne, but
it has done me so much good since
II began taking it about ten days. ago
that l am ready right now to tell
everybody about it. Honestly, in three
days after l began taking Tanlac the
gas had stopped forming on my stom-
ach and l found l could eat some
things without their hurting me. / am
now on my second bottle and my stom-
ach already feels like a new one. L
am eating just anything 1 want now
and never have a pain or an uncom-
Portable feeling afterwards. Even po-
tatoes and cabbage and other things
Il haven't eaten in years don't hurt
me a bit since 1 began taking Tanlac.
am now feeling splendid and my
old time strength and energy are
rapidly returning. 1 honestly believe
Tanlac is the best medicine ever sold
in a drug store for any sort of stom-
ach trouble, and 1 will gladly tell any.
one who cares to look me up how it
has helped me and what 1 think of
it,
Tanlac is sold in Pensacola by the
Crystal Pharmacy.-Adv.
The Pensacola journal., 1920-03-07

candidate to succeed himself He ap-
peals to the Democratic voters nomi-
nate him for reelection at the June
primary.
Mr.. McGeachy has been state attor-
ney for three years and calls atten-
tion to his record. "If my record is
satisfactory, says Mr.. McGeachy in
his formal announcement, Il solicit
your vote and support"
The present state attorney is a Mil
ton man and has many friends in his
home county. He also has strong
support in the remaining counties of
the circuit and looks forward to vic
tory.
The Pensacola journal., 1920-03-07
Girls! A mass of long.
thick, gleamy tresses

Let "Danderine'' save your hair and
double ats beauty. You can have lots
of long, thick, strong. lustrious hair.
Don't let it stay Iifeless, thin. scra ggly
or fading. Bring back its color vigor
and vitality.
Get a 35-cent bottle of delightful
"Danderine' at any drug or toilet
counter to. freshen your scalp; check
dandruff and falling hair. Your hair
needs this stimulating tonic; then its
life. color, brightness and abundance
will return-Hurryt
The Pensacola journal., 1920-03-07

but just the same it's impossible
to describe the new Spring Felt
Hats unless you are right here
at our elbow.
Fourteen styles, all told, and if we
were TO attempt to eulogize one, our
Vocabulary wo6ld run out before the
band stopped playing.
New brims too. brimming over with
individuality.
The colors: everything from a good
uatured African brown to a sedate sage
green that's worldly, weatherwise and
worthy of place in your Easter Hat
plans.
Everybody will have a new Easter
Hat-we're topping off ours to you
early.
Prices $500 to $1,000
zIonnWaafte Store
ss-sA ..:sa =. - T::
The Pensacola journal., 1920-03-07

Spirits n. D. 1877. Sales none. Rosin
steady, sales none. WV 1850 w. G..
1880. N 1926, NJ 1906, K 1900, 1895,
H 1870, G 1870, F 1870, e 1870, d
1870. B 1925. Receipts. spirits none,
rosin 2S9; shipments, spirits "a, rosin
Oil; stocks, spirits 400S, rosin 63, 39S.
Pensacola
Spirits, receipts 4, shipments none.
stocks 5OS2. Rosin receipts Il, ship
ments none, stocks 39,370.
The Pensacola journal., 1920-03-07
WOMAN WANTED HERE
HELD IN OTHER COUNTY

The sheriff's office was notified bv-
the sheriff OF West Palm Beach of the
detention there of Alice Moore, want
cd here in connection with alleged
theft of baggage and other articles.
IL Is claimed here that the young white
woman was connected with the theft
with man named Long. The latter
was. arrested at River Junction re-
Gently and returned 20 this city.
The Pensacola journal., 1920-03-07
NAVAL STORES
Savannah

Spirits firm, 1876 sales, 65. Rosin
firm. sales 528. Receipts, spirits none,
rosin none; shipments, spirits II, rosin
ITO; stocks, spirits 5,516, rosin 27.S06
W. W. 1925, w c., n. NJ. X. l. II. G.
f. E. d. B. 1900.
jacksonville
The Pensacola journal., 1920-03-07
M'CEACHY Will
BE- in PRIMARY
PRESENT STATE ATTOR RNE EY
FROM FIRST DISTRICT PLANS
TO SUCCEED HIMSELF IN Of
FICE.

r. A. McGeachy, states attorney
from the First Judicial Circuit, is a
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-07-15

IN the period Of unrest through
which this country has been passing
many and varied remedies have been
proposed for the disturbed conditions.
The government has been looked to
for the salvation Of the country: busi-
ness has declared that Il possessed the
power to savs the nation: work hiss
been suggested a. the remedy for all
Ills. and idealism has been urged.
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rsplisd: INT / Do kssw - are ut
opening It With prayer

replied: sbat ! Do knsw 20 sase ut
opening It With prayer
. . .
i Another version: Thu man and Tie
i girl wers discussing kissing, he dsclar-
I'd that = man could kiss girl
whether shs wiilsd It or not sna shs
Imaintainine that Il eouldn't ~ dcne.
Finally thsy dscidsd Inst ths only wsy
to prove their eontention vas 70 ny Il
They did Ths man won after I brisf
struggle and kissed ths girl krdsntiy
for several minutes. Then h rcleas-
I'd her. .Oh we'll" said ths girl. you
really didn't win fair. Ny foot alp
pAd. Let's try It again"
"Horses!" said the American
"Gusss you can't talk TO me about
horses. ! had an old mare, Naizypop,
who once licked our best express by
couple Of miles on 80-miIs run"
That's nothing" said the Canadian. |
II was out on my farm ole day. about
30 miles from the house, whsn a
frightful storm came up. I turned the
pony's head for home, and, do you
know. he raced the storm 20 close for
the last 10 miles that ! didn't feel a
drpp, while my old dog. only 10 yards
behind. had to swim the whole dis
tanes."
Solomon and Moses, while walking
by the canal, saw . notice which stat
ed that - would b paid 70 whoever
rescued another man from drowning.
It didn't take them mora than . min
ute 70 arrange that one should fall
in and be saved by the other. and the
reward divided. In went Sol. and
found II rather deeper than h. sxpect-
ID. However, he splashsd sb6ut cry
ing. "Come on, Nosesl Savs mel" :
Moses hesitatsd. "Sol," he said, "I've
been reading that notice again, and it
lays, $40 for 4 dad BODY Now do /:
~ reasonable"
. q =
A man who believed In old fashion
d remedies began taking borax for :
ome real or fancied ailmsnt and
muggled his box Of borax in the kit
hen pantry without saying q word
o the head Of the house. That good
oul, true TO the practice Of women,
hanged things about in the pantry
md she didn't say anything about it
'ither. Each night Friend Husband
Tipped into the pantry and took a
'inch Of borax. Toward the last of
he week he concluded the doses were
wfully queer. On investigation he
ound he had been taking doses of
Nine O'Clock Washing Powder" the
,reater part Of the week.
The atmosphere Of the smoking car
asked the hardware salesman, would
emit itself to rcminiscence. "Captain,"
gu mind telling me how you lost your
rm?' mot at all, not at ALL" re-
lied the bronzed officer with the emp
y sleeve. ut happened this way:
We were due for another turn in the
renches the next day, so they were
living dance for US that night back
! the rest campy A few welfare
'orkers were there, and among them
as the cutest little girl | ever met.
managed to dance with her most Of
ne evening, and toward the end we
andered out in the moonlight. Cap
sin,' she said, after while, please
move your arm And you know,
'e was such little queen, l just
'uldn't refuse her"
Oh, yes, Kodak finishing by MAYS.
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TALES Of TOWN

Photographic rseord Of the evolu-
tion Of slogan: "NeAdoo, Neil Do.
Nae Ekidoo."
Bryan l. after ths profitsers He
win do we'll TO reduce his chautauqpa
fees ~ . beginning.
After al, 1t IL not the original cost
Of electinG : president that hurts 70
much ~ It il tbs upkssp.
3 . =
A party platform II like the plat
form Of passenger car. II il meant
for = passenger 70 get in on, and not
to stand on.
Vacations are supposed TO make
you eager for work, but they don't.
Instead. you get the idea that you
never should work again.
"Ses here cried the subscriber,
you'vs been telling lies about me in
your paPer!' Il know It." replied the
editor, "but what would you do II
we told the truth about your
"And now, Johnny" said the teach |
er, "can you tell me what IL raised in |
Mexicoi" Jaw 70 on" replied the
bright boy. II know what you want
me to say, but ma told me ! shouldn't
talk rough
From an exchange: 1.-THE Little
Arctic Ice Cream Parlor run by Bert
hall, installed . couple Of cuapidors
the first Of the week. II business !,
keeps up he il going to put in patent
cigar lighter"
Old Bill Misgivens was highly in
rensed the other day. While a
tain man was telling Old Bill how to
make a real kicky home brew, Old
Bill could not find or borrow a pencil.
and was unable to take down the re-
,ipe.
= q .
A stranger, recently from Boise who
iad secured job at the mill, WAS so
low that finally the foreman told
lin to "hurry up" Hurry nothing"
'aia the stranger. II just paid out
10 at Boise for hurrying and | don't
propose to hurry any more"
= .
An Emmett man, who had just re-
urned from fishing trip to the lakes
vas asked what luck he had had.
Only caught one" was the reply. ,
Was II big one?" ''well." replied ,
he fisherman, eve not weighed him ]
'ct, but when pulled him out the /
sater went down quarters Of an i,
ach."
A London philanthroplst gives an !
xenrsion every year and takes all the
ewshoys he can find up the Thames
liver for u days outing and swim
ling in the river. This year as one
oy started to dive in friendecalled
} him: "Hey. Jimmy. you're awful
Irty.' Eyes" answered Jimmy. "You I
e ! missed the train last year"
= . .
What are you doing in the kitchen,
homas =" inquired the inquisitive
ife. I'm opening = can Of toma-
es. II you particularly wish to
row." he impstiently rejoined. "And
hat arc you opening It With" why
tn can opener, Did you think I
"a using my teethl" he added, saw
ely. "oh. no. DEAR" she sweetly
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-07-15

Whenever I mediate upon govern.
ments am happy to find in my inyes-
tigations new reasons for loving that
OF my own country.-Rousseau.