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Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
Variety the Spice Of Meals.

"a man shouldn't always eat the
same food he should vary his meals"
said the man making conversation.
'Thats right" answered the seedy
looking chap. @
"Then, you vary your meals, take
tT a's
"Sure thing. Some days ] get two
meals, some days only one. and some
DAYS / get none. "--Yonkers States
man.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
The Funny Man.

Jones met his friend Stimson in the
street the other night.
"Hallo, old fellow!'' he exclaimed
"How are you getting onf"
"Pretty well, thank you," answere0
Stimson; but" he continued, 1--we
something to say to you---yot'Il haya
to keep your eye open next week" gfs5
"How is that?" queried Jones.
Because you won't be able to sesa.
he YOU don't" and before Jones could
kick him he was out of sight.-Edlns
burgh Scotsman.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
LIFE SAVED BY PLUNDERERs
Badly Wounded Soldier Owed RecoV-
cry to cupidlty Of GhouIs Who
Had Stripped Him.

II was at the battle Of Edgehiii.
fought Oct. %. 1912, that Sir Gervase
ScrOop was found upon the field TO
all appearances quite dead. This was
on Sunday afternoon, when the battle
took place. and II was not until the
following Tuesday that Sir Gervase's
son found the body of his father.
When discovered 1t was entirely ma
! ked. having been stripped by camp
plunderers. The body was also COW
cred with wounds. sixteen Of a major
nature being counted.
Being brought from the field. efforts
were made to accomplish what ap'
peared hopeless resuscitation. Rub
bing was tried and after long time
faint warmness pervaded the sup
posed corpse, finally resulting in vol
untary movements Of the limbs. Si'
Gervase recovered completely anC
dyed for ten years after what was
considered almost a miraculous revivi
cation.
The doctors we're Of the opinion tina
he owed his life really to the bruta
Indifference of the robbers. as tn
coldness Of the nights had coagulate'
the blood and prevented him from
bleeding to death Had he BEEF
brought off the field, they said. an
put In warm place he would TN
doubtedly have died owing to the fac
that he would not have received proT
er attention. but which circumstance
provided. AChicago Journal.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
THE BEST YET.

4 II you have never used Vacher7 Balm,
YOU don't know how quickly and pleas
antly ecid in the head or soreness
anywhere can be relieved by this harm
less remedy.
Ask your druggist, or send for free
sample, to q. w. vacher. inc, New Or
leans, La.
Avoid Imitatlons Nothing ls "just
rs good. ADV. .........-....-........-....
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
OBEDIENCE.

"Josh," said Farmer .Corntossel,
"don't you know that children ought
TO obey their parents?"
"Course do, father only they've
got to use some Judgment. You know
Just as well as do that If was TO
do everything you tell me to when I'm
running the family fiivver. wed De
ditched In no time"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
Impressions.

s"That antagonist of yours says ne
Is going to leave footprints ~ the
sands of time"
HE won't" replied Senator Sor'
ghdm. "His mind is in the clouds. re
is an intellectual aviator. When ne
comes down he will leave a dent not
a footprint"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
>Eaav to Guess.

'Did you ever have the telephone
bell ring when you were in the bath
tub and there was nobody else at
home"
AOh. yes" replied the family man.
"What did you dor
''Well, l play little golf and have
also addressed a few remarks to
punctured tire, so draw your Nwr con-
illusions" Birmingham Age-Herald.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
Als Ehort.

"That clumsy boy let the galley fa''
and he's made PIT of the copy of that
murder story we were rushing.
s"Don't blame the hoy. He was only
breaking bad news"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
The Ne.t Result.

.When you stnrted This drive for
such a large amount, did You succeed
in raising anythIng?@ So.
.Sure; raised cain."
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
A RacI,.Hander.

Mrs. Scrapley-I really don't know
what would happen. Richard. II ever
you agreed with me on any subject.
ScrapIey-Something serious PROD
ably, for we'd be dead wrong.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
The Same Girl.

Ethelbert-Who was that new giri
: saw you with last pight7
Jack-That wasn't new girl. That
vas my old girl painted oyer.-NeS
York Central Maea2ine.. ----.r- s.-.-- ~
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
How. He Learned.

you're very darefuI driver
ayes ma'am. When l learned to
drive there were always three WOMEN
IN the back scat teIlin' me what to
do"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25

"What Is your ageT ---t
"TNenty-twO summers, judge"
"You must have been living In a cold
climate. Cartoons Magazine.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
AnnIvinu the Screws.

'rNye've raised the rents on your fats
all we. can" =.
arsnst there any way Of demanding q
bonds 7"-Browning's Magazine.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
Buy only Diamond Dyes

Each package of Diamond Dyes"
contains directions so simple that any
woman can diamond dye worn shabby
skirts, waists, dresses, coats, gloves
stockings sweaters, .draperies every
thing, whether WOOL silk. linen, cotton
or mixed goods. new, rich fadeless col
ors, Have druggist show you "Dla'
mond DYES Color Card. ADV.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
Analogy

"pop Is a man who steals autos an
autoiack?"
"Yes, son."
"Then is man who steals boots Q
bOotjack?"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25

"Have you any difficulty IN, getting
the proper diet for the inyaiidy
ANo. indeed; the doctor has ordered
some Of that prepared desecrated
food" re s6
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25

airs wrong for a nan to keep q
ard index Of his enegnles."
at il Indeed" said Senator Shorts.
sorthy. "And II he happens to be In
,oi.ti:s, It's Impossible"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25

81 understand, Lncinda, that Bill
is very fond of. his wife. ~ 4 s.
",Deed he am dat, Mis- Jones. lie
jes' analyses her. VmH
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
EemInlne petermInatIoA.

81 forbid. any further extravagance
IN thIs sAaause-furnishing business 4
Want you % understand. Ihadam, that
4 NUT my foot down on any new car
pets" :.
"AIl right. John, dear; they'll b1
Lhere to ppt,lt down on 5s
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
prize. Anyhow.

Benham-I don't think you need any
more clothes. s......t<g ..s,,u5 set
Mrs. BenhaIn-I don't, IL You want
me to win the prize offered by our. So
cfety Tor Cld-fashioned costumes.--
Kansas City Star. '.'--.-.'--'
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25

.re.o:, Mueh
1ra Extent.

"TAat dentists practice is spread
ing, isn't it2" .shtl.. 8!
II should say so. 1t covers achs
ers." j.,
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25

A birds power Of vision. Is, on the
average, about 100 times greater than
mans. Birds have been known 10
see a worm on freshly plOwed ground
at distance of 300 feet. s. ~
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25

VIVIAN Won have decided that the worms
-. sTsneIvovn must be exterminRted. get
ST1aad Shet''--Dr. Peery's Vermlfug@ Ont
AoSe VIII cEsan them all Out--Ad"
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25

Sometimes the gErl helps her bash
ful lover out, and sometimes Il is he
father.
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25

TFER ARKANSAS PRODUCE COMPANY,
nhiptienta Of poultry eggs, butteT raDons
veal fraah pork and other farm products
oldest nliHhed arm; hign-ciaAs eouN s
eini ratinE write for duotationa ana tnga-
Okolona messenger. (Okolona, Miss.) 1900-current, 1920-11-25
WILL. NEED 1T
IUNI 7
hOOtiack?'

~ t, GNets WILL NEsEO ~
"The next man 4 marry will havo
to have money"
ale certainly viii. II he Is going
to try to provide you with all the
things you have asked me to GET
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-28

FORD sToEGIEG, 1873 MODEL: ~
EQUIPPED WITH GOOD TIRES.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-28
WALL STREETS PERIOD
OF STRENGTH CONTINUES
Leaves Traders in Hopeful Mood
Following Much Optimistic
News.
GOLD COMES FROM ARGENTINE
Remittance of Yellow Metal
~ Amounts to OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
s, ing of Transportation Situation
Proves Helpful to All Interests.
II, nuoADAN WALL.


NEW YORK, May 27.-Another day
! of sustained strength in tho stock
market left traders in Il hopeful mood
/. today. The strength was due large
~ to announcement that s2O.000,00O
Hong Kong, and that gold was in
directly coming here from Argen-
tine. This added TO the fact that
railroad congestion is clearing means
that credits will be easier. and ii has
been the credit situation that has
been killing investments.
The stock market loans are reduc-
. ed to a low level and could be ex-
banded materially without infrng-
ing on legitimate business credits
The short interest is in large. The
outlook for business is good if the
: workinEmen will work. The general
public has been jollied bit by the
fake reduction in the cost of living
and few prohtcers have been in
dictcd.
:: BInzc Why for Conservative.
The Republicans have apparently
succeeded in blazing the way for a
conservative candidate. ana the
Democrats are railying round man
pleasing TO the business interests.
because he is q man Of business cN-
pcrience. so the speculative out
look is bright once more. and the
pools arc at work with no public sell
ing orders in sight.
purchased today So points above the
market. This is in anticipation Of
a-l2 per cent rate on the company's
.stock after the new stock goes to
= Shareholders next month. The earn
inSs of the company are phcnomc-
nal.
buying of Sinclair stock and the
new notes has been OF an impressive
character the last few days. II can
= be stated on high authority that a
+, new and very powerful interest Is
buying into the company.
Shorts are very nervous over the
Forthcoming bank statement as II
will show a material increase in the
the gain that should be shown. Rail-
road mea say the congestion OF
freight is being relieved rapidly, and
that should mean reduction OF COM
merc!a! loans.
KANSAS Wheat Above Forecasts.
Reports from Kansas stated that
winter wheat is expected 10 produce
100000. as forecast month ago.
From Ohio came private reports that
winter whca; farmers were eNpcctc
Ito pillow UP month ago has sud
denly begun doing well.
= The Russian minister OF transport
'ftation is understood 10 be in comInu-
mication with leading railway equip
lnent companies OF the United states
,' for the placing OF large orders as
2 soon as political affairs IN that coua.
alone the railroad equipment is far
shor; of actual necessity. ana the
- world at large needs so much that
!. Il will take ten years for these COM
/, panies TO catch up. For that rea-
son leading banking houses are urE,
ing the purchase OF stocks in All
such companies for permanent m
Testmcnt.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-28
CHICAGO GRAIN MD PRODUCE.

CHICAGO. MAY .7-D!sas;cr said to have
been suffered by the Australian wheat
crnn "a result .: drouth had notable
bullISh influence today on the corn mar
l[et here. Closing prices az corn. however.
were unsettled. VARYING fr"m l4.c net de
ISL and scntcmhrr ;.5a7- to i.i6H. Oats
finished a.C 20 ''-C down. In PROVISIONS.
The outcome ranged from ilc decline TO
rise Of 2iyC
REPORTS that tao Australian wheat Weld
would no; amount 10 enough for home
CONSUMPTION attracted spcciaI attention.
as apparently meaning the second success
sive virtual cr"r failure in Australia; The
infc-.nc. was drown tina; except ArGen
tina. the only real competitor OF North
America as an exporter Of wheat had thus
been eliminated, Previous to notice of
this situation. the corn ma-ke, had been
weak owing 10 CosS!D that more more
wa. being offered bv rural shippers than
had been the case before for weeks, After
the Australian news became current. how =
ever. the buyinc side OF the corn market
showed unusual SnaD until the lact hour.
Then heavy sales TO realize profits made
prices
IN. bears in oats.
/ Provisions neglected and most of
the time ruled heavy.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-28
In N1cnnOriuifl


Rcsolu. ions Of the
ASSoS!A III nH IiE Sr rEEsEnyA-
y Woman OF rare gas mas sudG .nlv
been removed from cur a>sorii!!bn in tho
very midst OF her usefulness. Most OF US
oniy u fcw uf III. faithful IL IL nnrntiticd
to nave such an tssa:,isc realized. W.
re- ioicc that such IN assurance MAS given
May Esd ut $40 ucloek at tn. family
residence. ii3 South Third street she
WAS CORRESPONDING sccre.ary Of the NJ
Antiquities for many years. anu dis
charged her duties with great tSactitui..
Snc wIll ave III our memories as an eA-
vice we'll performed.
Mrs. Robinson was woman OF unusual
Intellect, aud was most conscs. htious IN
dcrtook. ~ man is known by what he
does either with his thoughts or win
his hands" therefore all honor should he
given to the memory OF ihis valued. con-
What could be more appropriate than
to close this memorial service with
''Dav isSdonc.
Gone the
From the streams. from the hills from
.ii Is we'll
Safely rest.
God is nigh"
J Endcrs Robinson this association loses
Resolved :. Tina, a copy, OF ;hesc roso;
buttons he. recorded in the minutes OF
RcsoIvcd ?. That COPY be sen, TO
MRS. JAMES ID. cRUMr,
MRS. +. p, ,wII.L!AMS; go
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-28

FORDS-For sale. Ford touring: also 2
roadster. Bargain. HARPER Overia nd
Co. sI3-2l5 West Broad Street.
FORDS! Fords Fords. Five brand-new
touringS: starters. not driven In. II
FORDS-Immchiate delivery new Ford
tonrinEs. Best prices. Starbuck-Dons-
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-28
HUPMOBILE.

In A No. 1 mechanical
condition, painted d ark
green. Black top, tires in
excellent shape. Own e r
turned this car over to us to
handle as he purchased a
larger car. This is a bar
gain, but must be sold
quick. Terms can be ar
ranged to res ible
parties.
UNITED MOTOR
CORP,
31S w. Broad Street.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-28
Official Range and Sale Of Stocks in New York
Stock.
Sales.

500 Advanced umlcy -. -.
ance-Rum!cy, pfd. L.
500 Allis- Chalmers -. $3.50.
AIlis- Chalmers. pfd. -. +.
Am. Express -. :.
COO Amer. Beet Sugar. com :.
100 American Can ........
2eD American Can. pfd. =. e.
Zoo Amer. Car and Foundry.
2300 American Cotton OIL. =.
500 Am. Hide and Lea. com.
1900 Am. Glide and Lea, pfd :.
1900 American Iinsecd on. =.
1900 American Locomotive {.
l50o Amer. Int. corpn. -.
1900 American smelling :.
1000 Amer safety Razor. -.
600 American Sugar e.
100 Amer. Tel. and rel. Co. {.
COO Amer. Sumatra .......
5000 Amer. Tobacco Securities
700 Am. Writing Paper, pfd.
$500 American WOODEN .....
2600 Anaconda Copper ......
:loo Atchison .,', ..,'''''
1900 Baltimore and Ohio
100 bethlehem steel. +, -,
Bethlehem steel. Sc pfd.
10000 baldwin Locomotive
100 Caddo Oil ........... {.
100 Canadian Pacific $500.
100 California Petroleum =.
5000 Central Leather. com. e.
Chesapeake and Ohio e.
600 Chicago Great western g.
100 Chi, Great West. pfd: e.
400 Chi, Mil. and 81. Paul. E.
1iao0 Chi. r., I. and T.. CON. :.
200 Chi, r.. '. and T.. go pfd.
2i00 Coca-Cola $3.50.
2O40o Crucible steel Cor: com.
200 Colorado Fuel and iron. {.
$500 Column. GRAPHIC.
$500 Corn Products. com. {.
800 Cuba Cane Sugar Z.
200 Frceport Texas 1853. Z.
1900 Erie. LIST rfd. .........
2llp0 General Motors .......-
500 Goodrich. com. :.
goo Great Northern, pfd.
1900 Great North. ore Ctfs. &.
800 Illinois Central ....... =.
2300 Inter. Nickel ..........
$500 Inspiration Copper I.
GOO Int. Mcr. Mar, com. I.
100 Int. Mcr. Mar. pfd. +.
52C0 Int. Paper, com. $1,000.
Int. Paper. pfd., stamped.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-28
ANNOUNCEMENTS
Deaths
nLUOMI,L:liiltl;-lII

Hoo BE:Tli-f:n,crcd into rest Thurs
l., day; May "a is:r. Eli l.. m.or ,.nSs
friuay AT : o'clock 4. NJ. from his late
rcsiucncc. No. 1915 rarH ANcau1. 40
MESCOE-Dic,I, Thursday, May II. 1870
at $500 l.. Nj. at Retreat tor the SICK.
Mary, y. iiarrls; wife oi l;awremce Mcscot:
She Is survived by her husband ana SAX
vhiIdron- Pearl Jcssi". Oracle. l..wrcncr,
Jr.. Hazel and Audrey Mcscoc. mother ana
father. tto brothers and one sister. fu-
neral notice later. ---
NUCKOLS-Dicd May 90. 1890. Mr.. ~. l..
survived by his vile. Mrs Alice Nuckols:
. children: brother and SISTERS. AR.
T.. l.. NuCho.s, OF Dumas Ark. Mrs.
Fila Bowels. OF Dumas Ark; Mrs. pannie
Austin. of Richmond, Va. Mrs. ANNE
Foster. Of PcrkinSvilic; Mrs. Ohyia Mosby.
OF Rockyillc. Va: Mrs. Sands toward. OF
CasCo. Va. Rcmains were inferred ut
has old home place near RoCkriilc. Va.
Thursday afternoon. 27th. l.. VI.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-28

PHAuP-Edwin Phnup. funeral director
and cmhalmer. SOC Ear; Main Street.
Madison lIt RanJotph bC63
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-28
Personals

* - u y Il ID q my recent domestic
troubles. known to my friends. / am
publishing this notice to say that acted
an rumorS that were false I regret m -
action was 80 hasty. II. w ierbcrt
TIE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS front
room. furnished. running water in
room: cafe in building.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-28

SEE w. q. KING,
RICHMOND MOTOR co. INC.
BROAD AND TENTH STREETS.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-28

EaoIDIpPERpo Writ SE!ww N TiREs.
MOTOR OYERlIAULED AND IN
GOOD RUNNING CONDITION.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-28
ANNOUNCEMENTS
In hIelnDrianl
y ;. HssSlu,iSps q tho

RESOLUTIONS OF tho
CONFEDERATE MEMORIAL. LITERARY
10. On SUNDAY mornn;; Alay %. 1920. a,
ncr rcsiurnc". IN Richmund. Va. Mrs j..
Enucra ituhinson was called suddenly To
answer the summons. well done. thou
Eoou ana faithful servant. thou hast been
!Sithful over "a few ihinES | will make
into the 10y of thy Lord"
Iossesscu OF unusuai mental atininmcnts.
rromincnt ii-urc in patriotic work. Mrs.
lpninson had been from the formation
ot INC Conf, dcratc Memorial Literary So
Siety most Intimately associated with its
oihSr shc had He'd 10. many years. her
uniallihS attention to duty. her love for
tnt Sonfcdcracy. her wcli-stockcd mind.
her Jealous watchfulncss OF all that CON
Crrnci the Confederate Museum. made her
socihtcd with her in the work.. Her dcvo-
uon 10 her children vas beautiful. This
VIII. or 70 them II precious heritage.
IhcIcforc. he IL resolved.
That I'm the death of Mrs. J. Eni,rs
Robinson the Confederate Memorial ILt.
crmry society has lost IA loyal and devoted
officer. whose death the society most
ucrp,y dcplortH. ana whose earnest work
VIII be greatly missed.
=: That the sincere sympathy of tho
S1ciety be extended TO the children OF
=. That these resolutions be spread
upon the minutes OF the Confederate Nie.
mortal Literary Society. and that a con,
Of Of them be sent to the family OF Mrs
SALLY ARCHER ANDERSON.
MRS. JOHN MASON. '"""
LUCY 7. MUNFORD.
Committee.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-28

SEVERAL SECONDHAND CONNER
ClAL BODIES IN STOCK. WHICH
ARE PRICED RIGHT FOR a QUICK
SALE.
The Jasper news., 1920-11-18
Alph. Club Meeting.

The Alpha Club will meet with
Mrs. j. d. Harbur Wednesday,
November q. Following is the
program.
Response at roll call: "The
newspaper item which most ap-
pealed to you
"The Slaughter of the Inno-
cents" Mrs. N. H. Patterson.
Gods placein theSchoo!room, u
Miss Nora Fox.
ENTER the New Emigrant, "
Mrs. ]. D. Har5ur.
Watch your Speech" Mrs. L.
T. McCune.
"TSx Problems Facing the New
Admin stration," Mrs. H. E. Bal.
lard.
The Jasper news., 1920-11-18
Rools Club Meets.

The members o. the Rook Club
were delight'u"y entertained Sat-
uriay at the lone o. Miss Hazel
Garter, ss;,!cd ~ Miss Carrie
Gather. Rock was played at SIX
tables T"e i.oGse was Leaut;-
fully dc or.ted with pink and
rcd hears. About four O'Clock a
telegram VS. received by Mrs,
Houscr and upon opening the tcle-
gram, this was the message
"Hazel Carter and Lester Earl,
Nov. "a, 1920" Delicious re-
freshments ware served by the
hostess IS.
The Jasper news., 1920-11-18
HIGH SCHOOLS ON INCREASE.
Number in State Jumps From 26l In
1910 to G22 in 1920.

High schools in Missouri have
increased nearly three-fold in the
last ten years, according to figures
compiled by Sam A. Baker, state
superintendent Of schools.
In 1920, there were 622 high
schools in the state as against
261 in 1910. The number of
high school graduates annually
has increased more than fifty per
cent since 1910. There were s, ,699
in 1920 and 503I in 1910. The
number Of common school gradu-
ates has doubled, there being
28,705 in 1920 as against 14,412
in 1910.
This increase in the last decade
with no greater enrolment in the
schools Of the state IN general is
largely due to mora oTectiva attcn-
dance laws, whereby children are
kept in school more years than
formerly" Mr.. Baker said.
The Jasper news., 1920-11-18
ImnertInent Petitions.

When we are invited TO a banquet
we take what is set before us; and
were one to call upon his host to set
fish upon the table or sweet things,
he would be deemed absurd. Yet, In
a word. we ask the gods for what they
do not give; and that, although they
have given us so many things From
"The Golden Sayings of Epictetus."
The Jasper news., 1920-11-18
Operated or /, Kansas City.

Mrs. Norah Sci.ott, who recent
ly went TO Kansas City for special
treatment, underwent a very SER
ious operation last Wednesday
morning. The operation was sue
cessfully performed at Christian
Church Hospital by Or. Eugene
Hamilton.
Her daughter, Miss Marjorie
Lyngar, a teacher at EugeneField
school, is with her and will re-
main as long as her mothers con-
dltion remains so grave.-Car-
thage Press.
Subscribe for your daily paper at the
News Office.
The Jasper news., 1920-11-18
Foot.RuIe for Matrirony.

The trouble with most marriages is
that man always makes the mistake
of marrying the woman who carries
him Off his feet-instead Of trying to
find one who keeps him on them.-Los
Angeles Express.
The Jasper news., 1920-11-18
Valuable.

Smolen island, near Kristiansslnl,
Norway, Is Hat spot of land pos
sessed of immense areas Of peat bog.
1t is doubtful whether there is any
where a better location for the pro-
duction of peat in large quantities.
Omaha Bee.
The Jasper news., 1920-11-18
Ever Meet Anyone Like Herr

A man who lives In West side
boarding house describes his land
lady: "She Is kind OF parallelo-
gram: that Is, an OhlOng. angular fig
ure which cannot he described and
which Is equul to anything; and any
two meals In her house are together
less tEaa n square meal."-New York
Times.
The Jasper news., 1920-11-18
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20 COWS AND CALVES

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The Wisconsin tobacco reporter. (Edgerton, Wis.) 1877-1950, 1920-04-02
DeatnessCannot be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear
There is only one way to cure deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infamed COZ
dition of the mucous lining of the Eus
tachian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when it is en-
tirely closed deafness is the result, and
unless the inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to it's normal con-
dition, hearing will be destroyed forever,
nine cases out of ten are caused by ca
tarrh, which is nothing but an intiamed
condition of tie mucous surfaces.
We will give One HundredDollars for
any case of deafness (caused by catarrh)
that cannot be cured by Halls Catarrh
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