South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-21

The assembly recognizes that
you have done perhaps more than
any other man 10 lay the founda-
tions of the League. II feels conf
dent that the present meeting will
greatly advance those principles OF
cooperation between all nations
which you have done so much TO
promote" Such was the message ls
received by President Wilson from
Paul Hymans. president OF the
League OF Nations, now functioning
at Geneva, and which represented
the unanimous sentiment OF AZ ma
tions which make up the League
membership.
Isaac Kane Parks. that towering
dgure OF a divine but bewailing
democracy. says the above should be
framed and hung in every home in
the country so that posterity might
know how the greatest OF all Am
eriCan statesmen was regarded
throughout the world. The idea is
a good one. Isaac. and we trust ev-
cry reader Of this column Will pre-
serve the foregoing paragraph.
The idea that the nations Of Eu-
rope vii listen TO republican sugges-
lions or amendments TO the League
{ Is about as silly as anything ve have
ever heard during our sojourn in
this vale OF tears.
A police judge in st. Louis an
nounces ne Will make il more eX-
pensive than usual for a man TO get
I drunk by increasing the fine. Be
/ tween the boOtleggers and justice.
it may hereafter bankrupt a man to
get Spilled in St. Louis.
| Even if we can manage 10 keep
] out of wars during the next four
years, we shall nevertheless need a
/ large standing army TO put down
strife between the Taft and Johnson
/ factions OF the republican party.
Considering the moderation OF the
/ electors of the Hall of Fame OF the
/ University Of New York. and the
well known shrewdness and agility
Of many dead citizens of the cOun-
| try. quite a large number are man
aging TO escape reinterment in that
sarcophagus.
II isn't so that woman suffrage
has created two heads OF the house
in the same family. She remains the
I
was before she could vote.
A Chicago girl carried the payroll
money in her stocking and foiled
four bandits. The old FIRST nation
nj" is more dependable than a hand
bag when it comes to a pinch.
The Philadelphia Inquirer speaks
Of the period dress" woman wears
in the photograph printed in a news
paper. It's generally an exclama-
ton point dress.
The writer who says the Island
of Tristan d'Acuna is the lonesom-
est place in the world probably has
not considered the probable loneli-
ness Of the democratic cloak room
In the next congress.
Dorothy Dix says a girl should not
marry for a living II that's all she
ma II led for. she'll get a mighty poor
living.
Democracy still blooms in the
depths Of our valleys. though with
cred our tears will unfold it again.
T. has always been so. The fun
Of the presidency is going in. Get
ting out is attended by a feeling that
life is a vanity and vexation of the
! spirit.
1t is not so difficult 10 destroy the
unity and public spirit OF a town.
] Those who destroy are never good
composers.
We have encountered another
piece of consolation. The arrogant
I victors have to pay just as much for
bullneck and turnips as We do, al
though we admit they have it TO pay.
/
A New Jersey alienist report, two
insane patients cured by having
their teeth pulled. That is signifi-
cant. but holds out little hope 10
those who have no teeth.
James Hamilton Lewis will add a
ray OF chromauc glory to the Eel
lowship club when he speaks before
its members Tuesday evening.
give US leaders" says the Mont
gomery Advertiser. 1t appears to
ia that what we need most are
about 100000 more followers
With coal cheaper. there will be
more smoke boiling out of the
/ smoke stacks in Mishawaka, and the
more smoke we have the greater