The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-06-04
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IN dreaming tonight Of my wondsr giSl.
The giri whom loved in v:in;
u thought Of her then Is Dricelses pearl
nsVsf coald hope to gain
The radiant light IN her glorious eyes
Cultivated tho brightest star:
But courage lacked % bid for the prize
vorshfpped her from afar.
me maid who dwelt on the hanks Of the Nile
Was never % fair - she:
I baked IN the warmth Of her faintest smile
When It was not meant for me!
For my love for her was voiceless thing,
Held captive within my breast:
And never she knew Of my worshipping !.
rwonder -. Could she have guessed?
/ follow the drift OF blue smoke curl
From depths Of my easy chair; ~.
Ny hand, a. dream Of my wondscsGdA e
Steals mp to my graying hair. ~
And wonder II now I'd be 30 keen
On her as In days of old
When my wonder girl was Just past fourteen
And IL was twelve years old!
AN English newspaper has discovered q
milkmaid who wears . monocle while at work.
Smoothing. The temperamental Jersey that
years ago we used to milk always wore man
acle on her right hind wrist while WE were
at work.
Marriage Is An Added Attraction.
(From the Moline Dispatch).
Since her marriage Mrs. ]. H. Hess
ley, formerly Adeline Ives, has been in
spiration for any number Of pretty At
fairs She and her husband have taken
apartments at the Royal Court. They
are now spending q week in Coronado.
having motored there in their machine.
The above, taken from q Los AM
wnlao rauAr will ha NJ interest IN M01in.
ers, since Mrs. Hess1ey was one time
resident Of this city.
LICENSED to wed: Robert H. Fisher, DAY.
export; Estelle G. PARROT, East Moline.
Ten to one she talked him into it.
ONE is curious to know. in event of cleo
ton Of either to the presidency. hoU Mr.. Hoov-
|er or Mr.. Palmer would take the oath Of ONCE.
Both are Quakers and Quakers do not take
OATH or "solemnly sweat; they merely
affirm"
WE THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE FOR TO KNOW
THIS.
(From the Port Byron Globel.
Ted Earhart. Clarence Lamb. Ed
Schafer and Frank Gilbert went to De-
troit Wednesday afternoon for to bring
home four Ford automobiles for Sample
Schafer's garage. :
Peculiar Pleasures:
Some folks think such conducts shady
And they view it with regret,
But We LIKE to watch lady F
Smoke the naughty cigsret
MRS. Helen B. Hight, New Orleans only
woman barber, runs a no-tip shop. She is OF
the opinion, says the Kansas City Star, that
women make better BARRIERS than men because
they have . lighter touch. On the Lighter
touch" theory, women ought to make better
sleeping car porters and dining car walters
CONSIDER the lily; it tolls not, neither
does it spin-but it's demon Of industry COM
pared to an alternate delegate at a national
political convention.
WE see by the PIPER that Miss Bertha Ague
submitted to an operation for appendicitis Fri
day Of last week" Naturally she feels . bit
shaky.
Must Be Epidemic; Here It Is Again.
(From the Monmouth Atlas)
WANTED-A lady to do homework
in country in family Of fours Modern
improvements J. E. Ortiz, Seaton, Ill.
Phone %.
CONGRESS TO CLOSE SATURDAY: Will
son Not to Recall All Summer Unless Emerx.
ency Is Observation-Disclosures.
AHHHHH! (Meaning vast sigh Of relief.
R e. MIG.