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The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-07
Realty Deeds Are
Filed for Record

The following deeds have been filed
with County Clerk A. G. Martin:
U. G. vandergrift and wife to Mary
E. Hawkins a parcel Of land in Union
district, s11S5.
Irene Burroughs and husband te
South Penn Oil Co., a parcel OF land
on Milestone Run, Warrington dis
10, John j. Ccaiii and Joseph D. Whit;
temore, commissioners Of the United
States district court OF the Northern
District Of West Virginia for the Wesi
Virginia Traction and Electric COM
pany 10 West Virginia Utilities COM
pany. certain parcels Of land in Mon
ongalia and Marion counties. Conslo'
Grafton $4,000.
U. G. Swisher. wife, ct al, to Gu!
V. C. Starn. a parcel Of land in the
village Of Catawba In Winfield dis
trict Consideration 81.
George ". Monroe and wife to J. N
Haggerty, 4 parcel Of land in inc
own Of Pennington on Buffalo creek
, Consideration $3.50.
Clay D. Amos special commission,
er to John N. Haggerty, a parcel o.
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HEADACHE GOES !.
IN Two MINUTES
Don't Suffer Half an Hour
While Slow Acting Tablets
are Waitingg to be Digest
ed. Aspironal Elixir Re-
lieyes in Two Minutes.
Absolutely Safe.

Every druggist in the Q. S. cordial
IL invites you to come in and try the
new Aspironal Elixir. the two-mtnute
guaranteed relief for headaches and
colds. He knows that Aspironal not
only relieves the pain much quicker
and without the slightest danger to
the heart, but also removes the cause
Of bilious and sick headaches hy gent
" acting on the liver, correcting bill
Iousness and constipation and there
BY preventing the return Of your
headache next day.
The next time you have a head
ache 70 to your nearest drug store,
hand the clerk a half dollar for a bot
lie Of Aspironal and tell him to serve
You two teaspoonsful in little wa:
ter. Hold your watch In your hand
and count Of two minutes, then call
for your money back, as per manu-
facturer's guarantee. il you cannot
feel your headache fading away with.
in the time limit. Everybody Is do
Ing It so don't be bashful. Your drug
gist Is waiting to serve you. Same
guarantee applies TO colds, coughs
and neuralgia.-Adv.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-07

6ses |door ior pfpii tesrtng. ne .epest
mi eniphSSl2e The demand q Is
9anIxed Iabor hat control Ct etemt
+ r. faken fron the hands Of private
finauciers and placed In the na1ds
81 ! public agency to be administered
fJy voluntary and cooperative mem
o Eve urre that tie o. S. Depart
ment Of Labor compile and issue.
monthly statements Of the cost Of
manufacture Of those staple articles
which form the basis Of calculation
in fixing the cost Of living.
"As a means Of aiding these and
other antEprodteaing measures the
federal government should be au-
thorized 10 establish permanent
board for the prompt investigation
OF profits and prices. All income ana
other Tar returns should be available
for Inspection.
I'VE do not demand. nor do We de-
sire, a precipitate collapse In prices
generally, for IN such a collapse there
would be the greatest danger Of ma.
tional calamity. The program We
have here laid before the nation Is
constructive and Is practical. Be
cause Il contains measures native 10
American life and American thought
we urge and demand for It the i'm.
mediate and effective consideration
Of the people and Of the authorities
OF our country.
"The cost Of living must 90 no
higher. Wages must be advanced In
every case to q point at which the
American standard OF living is Sc
cure. The life and the productive
capacity Of the great farming COM
munity, now stricken sorely, mus.
be brought back to the richness that
has marked Il above the agriculture
OF all other nations. This will be
been curbed and made powerless.
Finally We call attention to the,
vital fact that the present non-par.
tisan political campaign Of the A. +.
Of l.. offers 10 the people every.
where an opportunity to enforce rem
edial measures with their ballots.
The enemies Of the workers are upon
the platform OF the nation seeking
political pTeferment. Defeat them.
Defeat enemies everywhere. Let
righteous wrath and indignation find
its expression in constructive effort
and in the intelligent use Of that
greatest Of democracy's weapons. the
ballot. Press upon every candidate
everywhere the wisdom Of Labor's
constructive program. Defeat enc.
mics. Elect friends. The national
future is in the devoted keeping OF
the working people"
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-07

Isrscferized IS "a magnificent u
i5nh for trade unionism, and a vim,
6sti6n Of the purposes, policies ana
oiieFemeuts Of the American FED
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l0NlIl(INEIT A.
SCHOOL
selruolll By Dr. Aspinall
()peps the Program Of the
Week.

Dt Richard Aspinall, dean Of the
1|6SS Il west Virginia Wesleyan col
M delieTerd the annual baeealau-
.S sermon yesterday at the Fair
mont State Normal school on the ocs;;
1I0i ri the beginning Of the 4sth
.I1d1l e6mmencement exercises Of
ne CAS-; composed Of IS youns
6hien and men,, occupied seats re-
..rTsd fof them In the auditorium.
The Ffifmunt Rotary club also al
|.tdGd the services In body as q
2fk 81 respect to Dr.. Aspinall. who
GOVERNOR OF the Rotary clubs for
I'd sixth district Dr.. Asphalt took
M III fext sYe are the Salt OF the
Sfth and from this subject drew
sny. LESSONS which will live IN the
'nds 81 his hearers. A musical pro.
I'm 81 merit under the direction Of
.|71 Harriet Schroeder. Of the depart
61t 81 music, was carried out.
Tke seryices yesterday launched
Ia Eeek Of activities attendant upon
IA Sfadtating day exercises proper.
nd rom NOW until Thursday evening
Normal will be the scene OF much
Sstifity. This evening Frances In.
7Hfanis celebrated prima donna, Will
1bearlas the last number OF the Nor
IN school course and this will be FOL
owed tomorrow evening BY the class
sg program Of the Senior short
5|l,fss class which will be presented
Is and which promises TO be e1'
4sbfIcnnily good. On "Wednesday
1eninr a S:t5 the Senior Normal
f|Sis win present Its class day pro-
ism and this will also be an inter-
5ting exercise.
Thursday morning at ten O'Clock
ke commencement exercises Will be
hSid and. the address will be delivered
81 Dr. Frank P. Graves, dean OF me
thool Of education Of the University
Il Pennsylvania. A musical program,
Bin be observed with Max Bonner, Of
"a west Virginia school Of music as
~ soioist. The alumni reception
"a banquet will be a feature OF
thursday evening.
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WATTS UNCLE
icon,5rued from page one.j

n ~ - X 60 -
: srseterized IS "a magnificent "
'|Snh Tor trade unionism, and a YIN,
IItsfi6n OF the purposes, policies ano
|iieEements Of the American FED
non Of Labor
We industrial conferences calieo
n President Wilson were character
|i5f IS unsuccessful because ne
Ilinioyers stubbornly resisted every
itsmpt 1t Cancellation" and would
~ accept any resolution on coliee'
He Bargaining unless II was s.
cfded q to be anti.trade union 10
t6ifit and TO provide encouragemen!
tiIi support for company unions.o
rte machinery proposed BY the sec
ia conference, the report attacks, as
4 many respects actually PERM
I6ns and Il declares that tne
n sChinefy designed by the presi
nj commission, Is entirely out o.
5itact with the life for which II
rs designed and entirely unified
he tie needs Of that life"
Existing machinery the report de.
klSfes SIS superior In every respect
I ibsa program Of Specific remedy
ioi existing conditions the council
sport proposes the following:
gjWe demand that the government
Authorized to buy standard com,
kI1dIties direct from producers ana
Z y these commodities be disT1but.
through regular retail channels al
retail price to be fixed by the gov
7fSiieit.
itWe demand that this power De
1de Is Of as . corrective for prof
7ssfirg and We call attention to the
= that the government has estab-
& sed q precedent for such action In
r. sSIes Of surplus war supplies.
tive demand that the federal gov
ti3ment through the Internal Re
SSiue Department ascertain the
3iinint Of excessive war profits ex.
lj,tsd from the American people dur.
m The years 1916, 1917, 1918, 1913
I'M fs20. and that these excessive
~ nrofits be taken through It's tax.
n r6Wer BY the federal government
1Sl applied to the eufnguishment
I'M ma % tie partial retirement Of
i 6krty bonds At par in order that the
SflSting Inflated structure Of cur:
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-07

Thrce largest Grapefruit in the city
for &c, always lowest prices on fresh
fruits and vegetables. California
hams. 23hc. NJ Wa Grocery Co.,
1O7 Fairmont ayenue.-Adv.
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SECOND WARD.
FIRsr WARD.

merce Of Fairmont, June 10th.
..-w.s, sEcosD WARD.
3d., ~, s.,,, ca..-. laos D. counsu
u q p PoSnson E. e Mason 9s.
r-s n l. lepEip, H. L.SMurphy s
: ~ D s g r Eswagoner 81
= e Minor E. B Smith
Il y !. 4 InV..,, John N KinM
Wilbur H. Sntnn
THIRD WAND FOURTH WARn
Chairman, Rolo j cdaley : :, c,,,v,,
Thos A Hpnsaker Chairman. W. v. -
Harvey Shain W, E; u.Y ecu
Gus Mack n S'e 49,
chas O. Parker 6. 9. slna
FIFTH WARD. LLOYD I'D Sample
Chairman. Simon D. Goodnars frea '" -1s'
John Burchind SlHIH "Ane
o. e. :. sie RirF, Chairman. VI. H. spcdiea
Ernest Sherwood j. Lee na.
J. Clarence Hall j. N. JACOBS
Trery Nuttar srea heimMH
Ed Holbert n :, nsf r
Henry G. Lively ena& W. S'sas
A. G. Martin EIGHTH WARD.
Dr. H. l. saterfield
]. E. Watson. it, Chairman E. B. Moore
" E Ashcrat Sam R. Nuzum
Jas. c. Welton NJ B. Cobun
er,ru-u wAen Ira Akin
SEVENTH "n'o AG. Martin
Chairman. D A Maurer NJ L Brown
W. N. Chambers :. d hesan ~
ohey F: Graham COAL coaMI77ELt
W. L Hetrtzelman Ssk
Carl sculy Chairman, $. D. Brady
,,,.,->, .o,.u-rr C. D. Robinson
Posl's''' eo""''ee Brooks Fleming
r u.,ber c. H. Jenkins
T,J Il u smith G. F. Barns
t~A' - H. B. Clark x
MERCHANTS COMMITTEE. ". c. Dobbis
Chairman, E. G. Jones INDUSTRIES COMMITTEE
H. J. Hartley n..
D. NJ osgood Chairman, !; neS
j. Lee Hall ffeo HenloA
Bert S. Leopold j. NJ. Jacobs
u. IL iydic W. D. Stockley
Sam lseman W: ). M,ese
7. N. Courtney WIN. o. eote
A. HOWARD FLEMING, Manager
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-23
Shop Early

We all tired of being told to shop early. We
I'll tired of being told to swat the fly. Likewise
Tired of being told that there is cent tax this and
Gent tax on that.
But all these statements necessary to the well being
of some one or to all of US.
The Washington Times believes that the children of the
city should be interested in the business and the human
tartan angles Of doing their Christmas shopping while goods
still fresh and plentiful and the sales forces working
under normal conditions
Parents urged to have their children interest them
selves in this matter The Times has offered $500 in cash
prizes in addition to several prizes in merchandise to help
this campaign The children be rewarded for their
essays Shopping Early in effort to help this good
movement.
Contestants have until midnight, December I, to get
their letters to the Shop Early Editors desk Better send
them in early.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-23

to kill my love- He said he would never leave
me or divorce me, and yet he will not do what
Is right. \ WORRIED WIFE.
Lonesomeness Is q hard thing to fight. but
why continue to meet this man at dance hall,
and In the end perhaps add bitterness to lone
someness? You have a little girl who should be
a great comfort to you.
Have you tried to find out whore and how
your husband spends the evenings away from
your side? II you do not care TO live with him
any longer, you might go to work and support
yourself and little girl However, II you love
him well enough to live with him, with a little
close study Of conditions. you may be able to
right the apparent wrongs
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-23
JAZZ KINGS AND QUEENS.

The following local Jazz artists
have been given favorable comment
by contributors: BEARNES, pianist;
GINSBERG. violin: JOE WEST. saXo'
phone: RUSSELL WEST, drum; HAIR
VEY CASTELL. drum; TONY GE-
RACHI, trap and drum: HARRIS. VIC
lin: SAUNDERS. saxi; BROWN, piano:
STEWART. banjo and mandolin;
JOHNNY MURRAY. clarinet: JACK
KELLY worries: DAVE LINKER,
drum: "BUDDIE" MORTON. saxo-
nhone. LUCK" GOLDBERG. violin:
the ROBEY brothers; MELVIN
MITCHELL, worries: DALLAS FRY,
violin. GLINN JONES, the slip-horn;
FRANK BAPTISTA. banging the
traps; NORMAN HUTCHY.
'The Girl From Dixie" says the CO.
Iumbia Orchestra Is the greatest In
town, while CASEY" says that "one
of the snappiest dispensers OF jazz"
is JOSEPH ]. DEGNEN, Columbus
Country Club,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-23
WHAT H AND S MEANS.

WHAT n AM > NE
SILICUS, who writes good origi-
nal stuff, says that H and S stands
for Heard and Seen" to all who
read, but to some special classes its
Interpretation Is:
BY the Barber.-Haircut and Shave.
BY the Soldier.-Hike and Salute.
BY the Sailor --Heave and Scrub.
BY the Fugitive.-Hide and SEEK.
BY the Reckless ChauRsur.-Harun and
Scarum.
BY the Common People.-Heldup and Sand
BY the Married Man.-Hustie and Save.
BY the Old Maid.-Heartsore and Single
BY the Ex-KA!ser.--Hell and Somemore
BY the School boy.--Holidays and Saturdays.
BY BABE" Ruth.-Homeruns and Salary.
BY the Traffic Cop.-Hurry and Stop.
BY the observation-disclosures and Saw.
BY the Gambler.-Hunch and Skin en-
By the Cellar Fiend.-Hootch and still
BY the Repubiicans.-Harding and SALIVA
tion.
Bv the Democrats and Stung.
BY the Politicians.-Housaa and senate
BY the Lovera.-Hon. and Sweety.
BY the Jazsiets-Hug and Shimmy
BY the Lunchroom Gang-Hash and
Scrambled.
BY the Roasted Pesnut--Hot and stuhy.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-23
BeatriceF Fairfax
Advice
ON
Advice
TELL HIM ABOUT 1T.
MISC FAIRFAX.

Won't you please help me out Of a very try
ing situation. 1 am blond twenty-five
years of age and from the West where the
real men come from. I have been In the city
for year and am surprised at the
number of married men going around and
posing as single.
l have met my ideal in a young Virginian
whom have known for about six months
have just been Informed by a friend OF mine
that he is a married man. 1t Is very hard
for me to really believe this. Now Miss Fair
fax. I want to do what is right at all times,
but / really loved this man. / have never
mentioned the fact to him. and he still con-
tinues in the same old role unaware of my
knowledge OF his marriage. How am to
forget him I see him quite often and our
meetings are unavoidable. His manner re-
mains unchanged. but has remarked that !
very distant and cool How shall let him
know? l pity his wife from the bottom of
my heart" "BLONDf.'
Save little pity for yourself The wife prob
ably does not know that her husband is posing
as single man. And on account of his de-
ception he no doubt has ceased to be your ideal.
Tell him frankly that you know him to be
married and that you are through. Even though
meeting him Is unavoidable, you can manage
to be less friendly. And then become inter-
ested in q real man.
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KILLED HER LOVE.
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:

l am q young married girl twenty-four,
have been married for five years, and have
little girl four years. have done every
thing / know to make my husband happy,
but II seems hopeless have often asked him
why was he cross to me, and he would say
he did not know.
He has been going out and staying late OF
nights, and l began to be lonesome for some
one to talk TO. One night went to a dance
with girl friend and met very nice
young man whom / liked but Miss Fairfax
he seemed to understand me without me tell.
ing him anything. My husband has continued
TO stay out late. And oh! have loneed for
some one whom I could trust. SO one night
went out again and there I saw the same
fellow. We began to talk. loved his con-
versation. He asked me IL could come to
the same dance the next week, and I said
yes. so we saw each other often. and now I
love him better than I do my husband. But
I want to be true to my husband, and do
not know what to do Please do not misun-
derstand me. / loved my husband dearly when
we married, but he has done 30 many things
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-23
MIR. B. Baer
EXCLAIMS
Long Live the League.

The League of Nations first peace treaty was
q success The Jugo-slavs and the Italians met
at Rapallo and exchanged fair words and
breaths.
They decided to lay of and not night again.
Until they got more ammunition.
England killed a couple more folks in Dublin
and will be suspended from the League for
fifteen minutes.
The Rapello treaty did all that treaty is
supposed to do. 1t stopped one war and started
six others
D'Annunzio, the battling poet, immediately
celebrated the return Of peace by declaring
war Jugo-Slavia, CheeksScrofula, Menzolok-
Eczema and the names of any other nations mat
he could spell. Having sweet tooth. D'Annuse
likes his peace with two Jumps of victory.
The Jugo-SIavs indicated that they were in
full accord and harmony with the situation by
wrecking building in Belgrade This was the
only building wrecked since 1918 that Brindel
didn't get q rake-of on.
Constantine is now King of Greece. His first
official act was to pass law compelling all
monkeys to be muzzled during lunch hour
Greece and Turkey will probably fight again.
They forgot what the last war was about so
they will start a new one to find out.
Everything neat and pretty in Holland. The
Kaiser is still saving down trees with rubber
saw. One OF his sons 10 chauffeur so the old
man knows that some day the Hohenzo,erns
will own the world again.
The Bomb bomb parties are still going on In
Russia. They may consolidate their sixteen
prjvate wars and night under one banner Po-
land is not allowed to fight because they haven't
Maid up tteir back dues in the League OF Ma.
lions. They must suffer in peace.
Tn, United states is about the only nation
nat enjoying the beautiful calm and serenity
bestowed by the League. Europe has lot OF
second-handed wars that they could let us nave
..ry cheap. but IL looks as II Uncle Sam has
decided that he owns enough real estate at
ST. Agnan
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-23
0. E. DIS PROBLEM.

Answers to Q. Il. DIS recent prob
lem follow:
w. h. HUGHES--Without going too
far into decimals. the answer Is
$500.
SEWARD PARKER-Minus ISIS.
FRED HAFELFlNGER-1.5 1920.
TOM SHANAHAN--l.6 $500.
Q. +. u. gives the answers to the
problem as .3i73. l.53209, minus
ls7939.
Mote to SHANAHAN-what was
the problem Of MIKE MAXWELL
which you say you never saw worked
by Q. Z. ID. or any of the other
maths. Please send II to the editor,
and II it Is workable these birds"
will solve it,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-23

simple language best conveys thought. Anglo
Saxon words impress because OF their simpli-
city. mother" "home" and Heaven" being
instances. The desire to impress the hearer
and reader with deep learning and research. in
auences the court in its DEGREES and rulings.
and the Legislature in its enactments TO employ
.t,n nbreses and technical terms where plain
Ensiish would avoid misconstruction and mis-
INTERPRETATION which are the bases OF most lit-
ys,Ion Tho Latin words "per se," per stripes"
.st al" etc convey no greater force than ''in
itself" "by the root" "and others" The layman
uniearncd in the law md inspired with fear
and nIstrust OF its proceedings, should under.
s,s nd that the law itself and the Courts admin
isttation thereof means his own protection. !
would have every man. woman and child read
and study Parsons Laws OF Business which
presents in common or non-professional Ian
ruase the law as affecting tho common trsnsac.
t,ons Of Nfe MORTIMER CLARKE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-23
SHE'S INTERESTED IN OTHERS

DfAk MlSS Alhr Al
7 am a boy sixteen and am in love with
girl. She likes me but she seems more inter-
ested in my two boy friends.
What should | do to draw more of her at
tention to me. do not want her to drop my
friends or make them angry, for would do
almost anything for them JOYBRAKER.
You are not a 10Y braker." You are a 20,
seeker. a popularity hunter, and a vanity craver
In order to obtain more OF this particular
girls attention. study your two friends Find
out what 1t Is in them that is so attractive ia
her Then try to surpass them in those particu.
lar qualities
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-23
We TOWNE GOSSIP
Registered U. S. Patent Office.
BY X. G.. B.

WHILE THE other teams.
WITH LIGHTER loads.
WENT ON their way.
AND THE traffic cop.
WITH HIS good right
hand.
REACHED IN his coat.
AND FOUND an apple.
A BIG red apple.
AND MAYBE he stole it.
I DON'T know.
AND HE broke it in two.
AND ON tn: palm.
OF EACH of his hands.
HE LAID. one half.
AND HELD them up.
AND THE horses ate.
AND HE waved his hand.
AND THE team went on.
AND THAT was all.
AND MR.; Enrisht.
IF YOU'LL let me know.
WHO THE traffic man Is.
1 KNOW a man;
WHO WANTS me to buy.
A CASE Of apples.
TO BE sent to him.
THE BIGGEST apples.
AND THE reddest apples.
y .
THAT I can buy.
I THANK you.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-23

NEW YORK. Nov. %.
RICHARD E. Enrixht.
POLICE COMMITS
SIONER.
NEW YORK City.
MY DEAR Dick.
A FEW days ago.
ON vARICK street.
ALONG ABOUT Houston
OR MAYBE Eleventh.
WHERE 1T runs into
Fourth.
A TRAFFIC cop.
A HUSKY fellow.
WITH wEATHERED
cheeks.
STOOD IN the wind.
AND SWUNG his arms.
AND HALTED traffic.
AND STARTED it.
WITH NEVER a jam.
AND MEYER . miss.
AND FROM a side street
THERE CAME a team.
WITH A great big load.
AND PERCHED up high
ON THE drivers seat.
THE DRIVER sat.
AND WAS surprised.
WHEN THE traffic cop.
HELD UP his hand.
AND BABE him stop.
BUT HE obeyed.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-23
HE MEANT BUSINESS.

lZZY remembers having seen this
Eign at the entrance to a farm:
NOTICE-Trespasser will b
persecuted to the full extent OF
mungrel dogs which never was
oversochibel to strangers and
dubbed bari shotgun which amt
loaded with sofy pillors-damned
If amt gittin tired O. this hell
raisin on my farm.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-23
Observation-Disclosures
ERS.

On the subject of heart-break-
ers and date-breakers brought up
by JACK W.. listen to these:
J know one male who can beat
any woman in the world breaking
dates. This jazz player thinks no
more of falling to keep a date
than fly does OF crawling on the
wall. BEBE.
My sister and ! have the best
record In Washington as heart
breakers, and as for making dates
and not keeping them that is our
middle-name. TWINS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-23
Before your marriage you Sc
lect your own dancing partners.
After marriage your wife Sc
lects them for you. a. q. NJ.
YES. STILL A BOY.

YES, STILL a BOY.
Dear Billie: You must be a
Business High School boy q pre-
sumo you are a boy). you know
so much about us Il. II. s. stu
dents. Two Il. II. S. GIRLS.
Former Ambassador Hines Page
was one OF the EDITOR of the Worlds
Work and. like all editors, was
obliged to refuse n great many
stories. 4 woman once wrote:
"Sir:
"You sent back last week a story
OF mine. know that you did not
read the story. For, As q test. I
had pasted together pages 1s, 10
and 90. and the story canrc pacK
with these pages still pasted. and
so know you are fraud and
turn down stories without reading
them"
Mr.. rage wrote back.
Madam:
AT breakfast. when ! open an
egg don't have TO cat the whole
egg to discover IL IL bad"
4. NJ o'sULLrvAN.