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blocked the Spanish traffic at Sam
tiago or wherever it was.
3. Buy a car that hasn't got no
oil pressure gage on the dash board
as it will drive your nearly crazy
wondering what it means.
4. If you are going to drive it
yourself be sure and set in the driv-
ers seat before hand. For instants
they was a we'll known standard car
for sale out in old Chicago last sum-
mer that had been drove couple of
100 miles and was big bargain and
l was going to buy it on the hoof
but I finely decided to set in it first
and come to find out when my it..
was on the accelerator my knee was
down my throat and made kind Of
third adenoid.
S. Don't pay no tension to what
the different salesmans tells you
about how their marvellous motor
makes other moters look like a
sucker and their engines use less
miles per gal of gas and so 4th.
Cars is just like people. They are
good and pure when very young
but later on most of them begins
to cut up and raze he'll.
Favors Buying Machine.
However l don't want nobody to
think l am adviceing them to not
buy car. That's nothing more fas-
cinating than buying a car and spe-
cially now days when they'S so
much of the element of surprise and
suspence mixed up in it. It's good
deal like a good play on the stage.
In the lst. act you don't know ex-
actly what is going to happen in the
last act but you know what you
wished would happen. And when
you sign up a order blank for car
you don't know what you are going
to get but you know what you or
dcred and sometimes what you finely
get it pretty near like it and that is
where the surprise comes in.
For instants, last summer, when |
had past up the car that ! would Of
| boughten if l hadn't tried to drive
I it first and pretty near choked to
death on my knee, why then | went
| in | of the show rooms of of the
best makes, car that is bilt so that
man over S #. tall can drive it,
and I signed my name on the blank
and paved so much down in advance
and they asst me what special fea-
lures I wanted and l says / want a
kind of light dark blue body and
| tan brown wire wheels and tan
brown upholstery to match the
wheels and so and so tires. Well
you haven't no idear how surprised
I was when I finely got the car
with a stock color body and black
wooden wheels and black upholstery
to match the wheels and such and
such tires. The surprise layed in
the fact that the car was the same
make as what l ordered. Those is
the kind of things that renders buy
ing a car so interesting as it is just
like the old days when you set down
and wrote Santa Claus letter and
said what you wanted for xmas. but
when it finally come time to look
into your stocking you was sure to
find something that tickled you to
death but nothing like what you asst
him for.
Tips on Driving.
As for me giving my readers ad-
vice on how to learn to drive your
car after you get hold of it, why
they can't be no fixed. rules layed
down as the laws, is so different in
different parts of the country. For
instants where live in Connecticut
before you can get license, you
half to take a drivers examination
and you are supposed to study in a
book and find out what is the penal
| tys for different violations of the
law and be able to tell them when
they question you. Out in Illinois
you don't take no test, but the judge
gives YOU all that information. a
piece at a time.
| Out west you stop at a garage
and say "Gimmie 10 gals of gas and
a at. of OIL" But in New York
! state you stop in front Of grocery