The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-05-28


But sister says that
Pa thinks that sticking at home
Is about the most fashionable thing
Veal can do;
But ma says that she
Hates vacation worse'n sin;
She says that the whole kit and bilin
Can go gallivantin' off, if they
Is a mind to
But she is goner stay home
AM keep cool.
The Miami Herald credits the fol
lowing to the Pensacola Times:
MARRY IF LONELY-For results,
try me; best and most successful
s'home Maker" hundreds rich wish
Marriage soon; strictly confidential
most reliable; years experience;
descriptions free. 1.-THE Success
full Club" Mrs. Ball.-Pensacola
Times.
That is a new one. We have never
heard of the Pensacola Times, blu
wherever it is located it must be seeing
hard times to run the above.
The cars, oh the cars, how they rock
How they lurch and leer,
How they fill our souls with fear,
How we come SO very near
To a shock!
oh, the cars, cars, cars
My stars!
The Naturalization Of
The cars!
Villa is still carrying on.
There will be more spouting and
then comes the deluge.
Are you a citizen, or do you just
live here ?--Kiwanis Magazine.
Most liquid assets are hard to freeze
on to-"
Speed, speed, speed with vim!
Mr.. Officer, how about him?
Don't see many greasy overalls, in
fact don't see many overalls, Atall!
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The only refreshment that is not
censored is the movies.
We decline to see any decline in
prices.
An air tournament is next. 1t ought
20 be easy to follow with everything
up in the air, the way it is.
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Drive! Drive! Drive! On our stony
hearts, Oh, Gee!
Would that my tongue could utter the
thoughts that arise in me!
o
The modern nursery rhyme would
have both the COW and the sheep
i'm inc hn
Over in Palmetto they had to offer
five dollars to secure a man to intro
duce the governor and he probably
thought it was worth it.-Miami
Herald.
Germany is plotting; Russia is still
fighting; Mexico ditto; martial law is
declared in Madrid; Persia is appeal
ing for protection against her enc
mies-and we still talk of peace, peace,
when there is no peace.
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The hue and cry Of "raise more food"
would be given greater heed if the
small farmers could sell for a decent
price, instead of the ''middle-men"
making the profit.
Why Is the proportion of persons Of
more than sixty five years old greater
in Ireland than any other country
Exchange. Probably because they are
such good livers.
Wonder how often on Sunday morn
ing when he is hunting his shirt and
hot
who would rather go to hell than
give the women the vote" yells out "Oh,
Min!"-Tampa Tribune.
The Pensacola Journal says William
G.. McAdoo. who is a bitter enemy of
profiteering." And yet he laid down
and let the labor profiteer walk right
over him.-Tampa Tribune. You can't
tack that on to us. Brother. We didn't
say it. Not on the ''idiotoriar' page,
anyhow.
If Senator Glass is a candidate be-
fore the San Francisco convention we
hope the delegates will not throw
stones.-Times- Union. We venture
the assertion that they may break.
they may shatter the Glass, il they
will, but the spirit of greatness win
hang around it." still
Secretary Houston is opposed to all |
bonus plans and says the country can
not afford them. Secretary Houston
should base his opposition to the bonus
on some other grounds. When has the
government ever hesitated about at
fOrding anything
Jack Worthington led the Fletcher
escort of five into the office of the
Zephyrihills Chronicle. There were
several ladies in charge. Jack is
afraid Of the ladies. The ZephyrhiIls
Chronicle next day contained the fol-
lowing: u. S. Senator Fletcher was