The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-20
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Harding strolled on the decks until hate
last night putting At his pipe-Prsss Dispatch.
sHo hum; I'm glad we've LEFT Point Isabel;
The place vas Just about to get my goat.
Twas nice 1t hfst but those last days were
we'll
Anyway, I'm glad I'm on this boat
And what relief it is to me to know
The captain will not stop ct Vera Cruz;
I didn't want to visit Mexico -.
Dosgone! this pipe has stoppage Of the nues!
Il wonder II I've got another match
All, yes -. Man, there is comfort in .
Cigars and cigarets are not patch
To h-and this one certainly is ripe -.
Well soon I'll fill the presidential chair;
That's quite jump for Printer Warren q.
"A good joke-but do not know. swear,
II it be- on the voters or on me.
They picked me for the JOB. wonder why?
I'm just an ordinary sort of dub ....
I'll bet have my troubles; but I'll try
To run it-if have to use club 49,.
by George! just take look at all those stars!
This is the finest night ever saw .....
This ocean trip heats riding on the cars -.
l wonder when we'll get to Panama"
A SYRACUSE, n. y preacher told his con-
gregation that in vision he saw - man with
long white hair and whiskers" who told him
the world was getting more wicked" The
man also told him. he said, that his wife had
been taken away from him because he had
been too extravagant with her" II the wife
could speak she probably would say "Extrava-
CANT indeed! Now isn't that just like man.
Perhaps He Didn't Like the Name Of
the Paper.
(From The Argus Aledo page).
An early morning caller today at The
Aledo Democrat Office caused some ex-
element The visitor, who was brought
!, to town by George M. Baker. an employee (.
Of The Democrat refused to enter the
office, though urged from the rear by
Bunny" Ferr and Lee Candor and
coaxed from the front by all the wiles
of the female members Of The Democrat
force. No one knows Just why he would
not enter, as his owner says that for
over 20 years he has been a good Re-
publican. He is a mule.
OFFHAND, Can you think of person whose
full name contains but nine letters and five
Of them "r's"? Neither could we SO let US
introduce to you MIR. Burr Grarr of Alpha ILL.,
;, OFFICE BOY-Neat boy. or Is years old
for general Office work. Apply R. N. Grant &
&C.. 81 Nassau s.reet.-New York Tribune.
They start early. go swiftly and break
quickly in New York. ~
| Sometimes: but Usually She Disarrces.
CFrom the Chi. Trib s Memory Tests").
9. Which is correct 1T could not
have been she" or ut could not have
been herr ut could not have been
she,". as she" agrees with "it.''
SEN HARDING disinterred "normalcy," in
| which he is backed up by friend Noah. Mr
Tumulty is alleged to have used 'insistment,'
word that Mr.. Webster declares does not
| exist Now The Sportscope basis open a sar-
cophagus and drags out "destruct," with which
Noah reluctantly admits a speaking acquaint-
ance in his early youth.
A SIGN in the window of a local cafeteria
reads Lunches Put Up to Be Taken Out. ~
But" butts H. S., Il thought lunches were put
up to be taken in" Well. yes. Still, they
may know those lunches better than we do.
| A SON was born to Mr.. and Mrs. Earl
Spades of Edgington, Nov. l. OF course they
have named him ASA?
YOU probably share our relief that the mys-
| terry surrounding the death of the two Chicago
actresses has dwindled to a plain case OF
death from alcoholism and exposure as the
aftermath Of wild joyride." The mystery
was beginning to disturb our slumbers.
| A. A. wonders il q skeptical world will be-
liAve that A. Lamb conducts butcher shop on
Thirtieth street Wonder if he's "all wool and
yard wide"
GERMANY mo longer considers herself
bound by the clause under which she surren-
dered her colonies"
yes, yes! Go on, go on. R. =. MIG.
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