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The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-19

pROBABLY there is principle in
volved in the question Of seating
the five socialist assemblymen in New
York, but 1t is difficult to see how
any American can lose much sleep
over their rejection after looking at
their pictures, trying to pronounce
their unpronounceable German and
Russian names and reading some OF
the remarks they have INDUCED in
about America. To the average Amer
lean, these gentlemen would appear
very much out Of place in an Ameri-
can legislative assembly, even IL they
were legally elected by q group of
hyphenates.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-19

An infallible bone dry Martini cock
tail--a jigger Of wood alcohol, with q
ripe olive in 1t.
q . q
People who buy home get ahead.
The saving Of money to buy = home
makes one thrifty.
Train up a child in the way he
should go; and when he is old he will
not be deported for it.
We're not much Of cook, but we've
seen a dandy apple pin spoiled by
cutting it into too many pieces.
The men are good deal favored by
the fact that woman never sees hev
husband before breakfast until after
she is married to him.
cts long worm that has no turn
ing" They also say that "the early
bird gets the worm" But who the
duece wants worm?
An Ohio lady is asking divorce
because her husband hasn't bathed in
six months. What in the mischief does
the man do on Saturday nightsl
. q =
A Chicago doctor says whiskey I'll
cure "flu" sufferers who have faith
in it. II it's q matter Of faith, thin
castor oil will do as well and rs
cheaper.
The coffin makers have arranged
.hings 10 1t costs more to die now than
formerly, and the other price manipu-
fators are trying to fix things so it is
worth more.
The crown prince that was now
wears wooden shoes as compliment
o the Dutch. 1t must amuse the
Dutch to see man who is wooden at
10Th ends.
Agony is variously defined. In I
he last analysis it is the suffering of I
man who, having watched the stork I
" into his house, sits patiently on the c
ront porch awaiting the appearance ,
I the notification committee. S
q q q a
A Brooklyn preacher urges the pub
cation Of marriage banns as rem c
iy for divorce. All wrong. The only c
,medy lies in home training of child Il
N by parents who comprehend the
sep issues Of life. The trouble is at C
he foundation.
hate my wooden underwear"
Said little Willie B. q
I makes my itchy everywhere "
And wastes my energy. b.
itches here and itches there, "
The tickle seems to crawl. \
place will itch, bat when scratch, :
That amt the place at all" p
= t,
The swish of silk underclothes has T
as result Of high prices, III
hat has become OF the ingenuity Of Il
. womeni henty years ago they m
t the swishing effect BY wearing -
ndpaper on their knees when they 81
uldnt afford to buy the silk. pi
4 4 = an
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-19
q Q .

Senator Knute Nelson says the
newspapers have no right to com
plain Of paper shortage so long as
they devote two or three pages q day
to sporting. TAers's one man who
never lined ont . three-bagger or saw
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-19
Spring Wash Fabrics

The gentle sun is peeking over the noun
tain top. Each day it bids US an earlier
good morning and is our gentle reminder
that spring is on its way Prepare to re-
ceive the most welcome season of the year.
Come and see the display of beautiful printed
Bazaar, where novelties in fabrics and ready
tO-Wear originate
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-19
NOTICE TO SUBSCRIBERS

Look ct the printed label on your
pAper. The date thereon shows when
he subscription expires. Forward
yeur money In ample time for renewal.
Notice data on label carefully, and II
not correct, please notify ~ ct cnes.
Subscribers desiring the address Of
thsir paper changed please state In
thsif communication both the OLD
and NEW address.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-19

Over in Boise
They're counting the cats and the
dogs, it il said. y
They're listing each "wobbly."
They're listing each RED"
They're counting the living,
They're counting the dead.
They're cen counting babies
Six months ahead.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-19

The unwritten law which compels
the father Of newborn baby to buy
cigars for his friends is an abuse, so
far untouched by reform. The father
Of new baby should not be expected
to give cigars. He should receive
them
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-19

Two Russians came over to this
country to make their fortunes. They
landed in New York and before they
separated they agreed that as soon
as one of them accumulated $40, 900
they would get together and put on
big party. Within few years one of
them saved up $4,000 and he wrote
his friend to meet him in New York.
They had quite a time the day they
met, riding about in taxi-cabs, eating
at the swell restaurants and going to
a show. At night they got a room to-
gether at one of the best hotels. They
went up to the room and were sur
prised to find bath room attached.
Determined to see the whole thing
through and to make success Of their
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-19

The crown prince that was now
wears wooden shoes as compliment
to the Dutch. 1t must amuse the
Dutch to see man who is wooden at
both ends.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-19

The coffin makers have arranget
things 30 It costs more to die now thar
formerly, and the other price manipu
fators are trying to fix things SO it il
worth more.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-19

Conventional Prints and Satin stripes ii
Voiles and Tissues Of beautiful plaid com
binations. Individual patterns Of yards
each, the yard $50
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-19

Silk Stripe Voiles, floral prints, and fig
ured Crepes, 38 inches wide. Beautiful col
oring, the yard ...$ .29
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12
Editorial
of the Day
CHAMP CLARK DEFEATED

From Brownwood, Texas, Bulletin)
The defeat of Champ Clark for re-
election to the national congress from
the ninth Missouri district has
caused deep regret throughout the
south, and probably in many of the
Republican strongholds Of the north
and east. He is universally recog-
nized as a great American and a
sterling legislator who has given TO
his country wonderful service for
a long period of years, and who has
been retired not because of the un-
popularity of those with whom he had
affiliated.
Even the most loyal supporter of
Woodrow Wilson can not but admit
that Champ Clark was unquestionably
the favorite Of the party for its STAN
dard bearer in the memorable cam
paign of 1912, and that he would have
been elected had he been nominated
in the Baltimore convention. Defeat
ed there however, he showed no pique
against the Wilson administration and
for eight years has been one of its
most influential supporters despite the
fact that he had many opportunities
to exercise without criticism from the
people any spite or venom that he may
have possessed. Indeed, in his anx-
iety to support Mr.. Wilson whole
heartedly and thereby avoid the charge
that he had permitted bitterness TO
wrankle in his heart he sometimes
overstepped the bounds Of party de-
mandssor Of political expediency in
order that it might be absolutely clear
that he was endeavoring TO aid the
administration. His defeat is the result.
perhaps, of that zeal; for by giving
TO the Wilson administration such 10y
al support he brought down upon his
own head the condemnation that was
hurled so vigorously al the head of
the party.
Champ Clark's absence from the ma
tional congress will be seriously not
ed. for his fellow congressman of
both parties had learned that they
could always rely upon him for sound
judgment and for patriotic action and
had come to depend upon him for that
informal leadership which had been
assigned to him through his long and
statesinanlike service.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12
DEMONSTRATIONS

He has come into his own again.
Following an interim of four long
years, the fellow who foretells the
personnel of the presidents cabinet
is again before us, arrayed in all the
glory Of self-centered idea Of his
own knowledge of things political.
The weather man who hits or
misses his guess as to the climatic
changes due for the ensuant "a
hours, must step away from the spot
light for time; the chap who fore
told the sweeping victory of the Demo-
cratic party, and the fellow who said
that Harding would carry every state
in the union except Maine and Pana-
ma, with Alaska, He'll and Texas in
doubt, must join each other and take
their places in the discard in order
that the cabinet makers may walk
out TO the center of the stage, make
their bows to the public and mega
phone their lack of knowledge to The
world
Already these lads are busy, al
ready are they at work, laboring
hard from early morn 10 katydid
eve, trying to impress themselves
with the greatness of their own poll
ical acumen.
From Maine to California, from
ansas to Cimaron county, Oklahoma,
A. have with us today the men who
tell us that Uncle Joe" Cannon and
Herb.c Hoover and General Wood
and Senator Lodge and Hellroarln'
Hiram johnson and number of other
lesser and greater lights will be named
by President-clect Harding. at the
proper moment, to aid in riding the
bucking bronch which the people of
he United States saddled and bridled
for him at the recent election.
Through some oversight, possibly
because he comes from too far
SOUTH" the cabinet makers and other
sources Of political misinformation
seem to have overlooked the fact
that Jake Hamon, of Ardmore, is the
man who did more than did any other
man to make Warren Harding the
next president Of the United States,
and may be the man whom the cabi-
net forecaster will have hard time
in sidetracking, throwing into the
scrap heap, putting in the lot with
the used and shopworn.
Jake Hamon made Harding the
nominee of the Republican party. Jake
Hamon made Oklahoma a Republican
state. Jake Hamon elected a Repub-
lican senator from Oklahoma, and
Jake Hamon, like Hamlet's ghost,
will not down, just because the cabi-
net makers of the metropolitan news
papers shout, out damned toil)
spot"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12
NATIONAL SELLING AGENCY

The plan which has been suggested
by the head of the National Grange,
the plan which, should its formulation
be completed, will provide for "A ma
tionwide selling agency to handle the
produce from the farms Of the coun-
try, may not be nearly so wild and
chimerically extravagant as first
glance would indicate.
Tests at court have shown that the
nationwide buying and selling plans
adopted by the packers and other
large interests, are held immune from
action OF law. And the commercial
history of the United States shows
that the larger interests are enabled to
protect themselves from slumps in
markets, from dangerous declines in
wholesale prices, through the get
together" system. ana n systematized
method of buying ond selling.
The retailers of the country, those
who do business in the smaller as
well as the larger towns, have their
associations, bodies organized for pro-
lection. and which make il possible
for them TO guard against the price
cutter and the fellows who seek to
either boost or depress the markets
to abnormal points.
Farming, as a pursuit, has develop
ed into science. The successful
farmer no longer goes at his business
in a hit-or-miss manner. He does
not scratch the soil with sharpened
stick. or cultivate his crops with the
old fashioned bull-tongue: he does not
tramp his wheat from the head with
oxen, or beat 1t out with the prehis-
toric fail; he does not card" his
cotton BY hand. or hackle his flax
in the same slow and toilsome man
ner; he is not satisfied with raising
razorback hogs, or scrub cows and
calves.
On the contrary he prepares his
seed beds In the most approved man.
ner. uses the modern machinery, and
raises only thoroughbred cattle, horses
and swine. He works Systematically,
and pays q high price for his labor.
, lie produces the highest grades Of
, cotton, wheat, corn and fruit at big
initial cost to himself. and there is
no reason why he should not sell
; these products Of his skill. these
fruits Of his industry and toll, at a
profit commensurate with the cost
Systematized and we'll directed ef-
: fort will bring about realization OF
the proposed plan for a nationwide
selling agency which viii make it
. for the original producer.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

Il believe ] am the nappiest woman
in the world. and it is all because Of
what Tanlac has done for me-" said
Mrs. Laura Rarick, 4O3 Meidroth ST.,
Peoria, H., a we'll known and highly
respected resident o. that city.
IL never dreamed that | would ever
find anything that would do for me
what Tanlac has done" she said. II
was in wretched state of health and
was down in bed so long that lost
fifty pounds In weight, but / have
gained back every pound | lost and !
now feel as well as | ever did in my
life. The Indigestion and other trou-
bles that made life "A burden for
eleven years have entirely disappear
ed and | am like new woman.
My stomach was so disordered
that even liquid foods and plain water
caused me TO have dreadful cramping
spells that lasted for hours. My kid
neys were disordered and | had pains
across my back almost constantly. |
had severe headaches nearly every
day and became so dizzy | could hard
ly stand was so nervous il was
impossible for me to get good nights
sleep | tried every conceivable medi-
cine and was treated by specialists.
but nothing helped me. and finally ]
was told l would never be well
again.
But Tanlac has made me a per-
fectly we'll woman in every way.
can now. sleep and eat like other peo-
pie and | haven't a pain about me.
II am glad 10 give this statement,
for ! want to do all ] can TO let the
world know about this wonderful
medicine"
Tanac is sold in Ardmore by GRAY
lit Drug Co.. in Healdton by Smith
Mcknight Drug Co, City Drug Store,
in New Wilson by City Drug sore, in
Pooleville by l.. o. Majors, City Drug
Store, in Lone Grove by Heflin Drug
Co.-Adv.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

form, divine" without exposing that
form in the minutest and most inti-
mate detail.
We are perfectly willing for the
styles to admit of the uncovering
of the ears, ii they will change so as
to cover the balance of the one who
follows closely the fads of the day.
We are anxious to note the coming
of the day when the young, the mid
die aged the halt, the lame and the
blind, of the female sex, will be
willing to abandon the idea that by
draping their scalp locks over their
ears they are completely dressed,
emulating, thereby, the Hexample of
the ostrich which believes himself
hidden when he buries his head in
the sand.
There are styles and styles, and
there is modcsty and modesty. But
the styles which go to tho extreme
In the matter of exposure of the
person OF the wearer, must OF ne
cessity blunt the keen edge OF that
sincere respect for that femininely
sweet modesty which all honest, hon
srable men feel toward all pure and
noble women. And no one can sue
cessfully deny that the Tuxedo styles,
adopted by the women Of the pres
snt time. are robbing those women of
two things, their own self protection
and the protection which comes from
the man who respects modesty In
women.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

Over fifty years ago q young
physician practiced widely in
rural district and became famous
for his uniform success in the
curing of disease. This was DR..
Pierce, who afterwards estab-
lished himself in Buffalo, N. Y,
and placed one of his prescriptions.
which he called Golden Medical
Discovery" in the drug stores Of
the United States so that the pub
lie could easily obtain this very
remarkable tonic, corrective and
blood maker. DR.. Pierce manu-.
featured this Discovery" from
roots and barks "A corrective
remedy, the ingredients of which
nature had put in the fields and
forests. for keeping US healthy.
Few folks or families now living
have not at sometime or other used
this Golden Medical Discovery"
fox The stomach. liver and heart.
Over twenty four million bottles
Of this tonic and blood remedy
have been sold In this country.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12
Rheumatic Pains
Quickly Eassd BY Penetrating
Hamlln's Wizard OIL

A safe and effective preparation
to relieve the pains of Rheumatism,
Sciatica, Lame Back and Lumbago
is Hamlin's Wizard Oil. 1t pene-
trates quickly, drives out the sore
ness, and limbers up the stiff ach-
ing joints and muscles.
Wizard Oil is a good dependable
preparation to have in the medi-
cine chest for first aid when the
doctor may be far away. You will
find almost daily uses for it in cases
OF sudden mishaps or accidents
such as sprains, bruises, cuts, burns,
bites and stings. Just as reliable,
too, for earache, toothache and
Group. Always keep it in the house.
Generous size bottle 35c.
II you are troubled with constipation
or sick headache try HamIin's Wizard
Liver Whips. Just pleasant little pink
pills at druggists for 30c.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12
WALKING UNDER DIFFICULTIES

Believe me. suffered from stom-
ach and bowel trouble right. This
weakened ME so that | could scarcely
walk. ] could do no work. This
was my condition when started
taking Mayr's Wonderful Remedy on
the advice of friend. Now | am work
ing every day and feel better than
| ever did in my life. 1t is the only
medicine that ever touched me-" 1t is
a simple, harmless preparation that
removes the catarrhal mucus from
the intestinal tracts and allays the
inflammation which causes practically
all stomach, liver and intestinal all
ments. including appendicitis. One
dose will convince or money refunded.
Frame Drug Co., and druggists every
wherc.-Adv.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

Kansas City.-The southwestern
circuit i'm Oklahoma ana southern Kan
sas. was organized here. j. T.. Bar
bour of Muskogee was elected pres
ident j. l.. Berry. Sapupa, treasurer
and Lou Duffy, Tulsa. secretary. The
new league probably will have teams
in Bartlesville, Muskogee, Sapulpa,
and McAiester, Okla. and Coffeyville,
Parsons. Pittsburg and Independence,
Kan.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

The Enid News. erstwhile Demo-
cratic organ, is now said to be "a
full-blown Republican paper. zone
by one, beyond recall. summer roses
droop and die" Fair weather politi-
clans are like the friends. Of pros
perlty's day.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

The weather man may be a prophet
without honor In this section of the
country. No one, so far as We
have been able to learn, appreciates
the brand of vitrified atrocity he has
peddled out lately.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

The young lady across the way
believes that the girl who combs
her hair straight back and uncovcrs
her ears, should be severely repri-
manded for such unheard OF and un-
warranted exposure of her auditory
appendages, why, the very idear'
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

The travelling public asked for
change in the schedule of the Santa
Fe which would provide another
through train. The road come within
one OF ii. 1t gave change of time,
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

the man who feeds the world. To be
he first goat butted when prices
decline. and the last goat fed when
prices ascend.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER IL, 1920
A THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Love Virtue, she alone is free,
She can teach ye how to climb;
Higher than the spheary chime;
Or, if Virtue feeble We're,
Heaven itself would stoop 70 her"
Milton.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

One thing that pleases us i'm
mensoly is the thought that the
sixty.sixth congress win bring about
the elimination Of the boil weevil,
the boil worm. the chinch bug, the
mp-pocket saloon, the fall of man
and the damnation of the world.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

We met a chap the other day who
told us that one does not feel the
cold" In Wyoming. Evidently the
climate has changed since We left
that state.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

Muskogee Nmes-Democrat, speak
ing of things political, feels confident
that the silent vote referred to by
the defeated ones, was not the vote
which stayed at home and rocked
the cradle while wife went TO the
polls
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12
TURN THE HANDS BACK

Fondly We watch the turning back
ward Of the hands OF Dame Fashions
clock, waiting anxiously, breathlessly,
longly for the coming Of the moment
when more of the styles our grand
mothers wore becomes the styles of
today.
Sadly we turn from the sights OF
the day, and dream Of the returns of
those of few years ago. Surfeited
to reple;ion with views of silvered
and and be-bowed garters and garter
buckles, gorged with gazing upon OPEN
face dresses which are no longer
novelties, giving us almost unveiled
glimpses of charms with which we
are no longer unfamiliar we see,
with retrospective minds eye, the
dress Of the long ago; the dress which
exposed, at rare intervals, the most
flceting tip OF dainty slippercd toe;
the dress which was high at the
top, high enough TO hide from vulgar
view the throbbing bosom and bud
ding breasts Of developing woman
hood; the dress which had enough
under il to conceal from lustful
gaze the countour OF leg and hip
ind thigh; the dress which was full
$40 81
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

MRS. LAURA RARICK, OF
lv1 Peoria, ILL.,, who says she be-
tieves she is the happiest woman
on earth since Tanlac so complete
ly restored her health. Regains so
pounds which was lost during n
period of i'll health which lasted
eleven long years.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

Miami News is sure that the de-
lceated candidate is dense animal
when he will not admit that the lack
of enough women's votes brought
about his political demise.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

Durant Democrat asserts that Okla
homa elected Republican house OF
representatives and also sent several
justices of the peace to the su-
preIne bench.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12
IN Prevent Chills

Take GROVES TASTELESS CHILL
TONIC TO destroy the Malarial Germs
in the Blood and thus Prevent Chiils.
75c.-adv.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

Muskogee Phoenix does not believe
that the average politician can feel
that he has made successful cam
paign until he is sure that he has
insulted every friendly nation in the
world
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

Ponca City News is certain that
his community is a progressive and
boosting one. He says that recently
the police courts up there have been
very, very busy.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

The Shawnee News tells us that
lack of Democratic organization, to-
gether with a system Of bad politics,
turned Oklahoma over 10 the Re
publicans.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

Read Ardmoreite Want Ads.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12

Oklahoma News advertises, Party
who took pajamas from clothesline,
please return and there will be no
embarrassing exposure on my part
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-11-12
Oklahoma State
Press

Enid News believes that somebody
was in error when both sides claimed
big majorities.