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SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-04-12
CIKAN CENERALEM.
Napsal c. Kramolis.

brodej. V noci potuloval Sc Sc
svymi tovarysi po krajine, We
dine skryyal Sc V raztokach
horskych, bylo-li n6jake nebez
peel" jinak We dne toulaval
Sc smele pc okoli. Natropil Sc
svymi soudruhy mnoho spat-
nych kousku, ale zacaste Wy
vedl skutek takovy, jemuz Sc
kazdy zasmati musil az ma to-
no, koho Sc to tykalo; ten Sc
Ease obycejne velice mrzel.
Dobrodej Sc svou rotou byl
znam daleko siroko. Lide rika-
Ii jim "dobrodinci pekla" a
lekali Sc Jim jejich jmena.
Jednoho dne Sci mistr tas-
karsky lesem Sc svymi tovary-
81 tn potkali .cikana, ktery Sc
bez bazne k MIN blizil. Nebal
Sc, vedel, re nemaji mu co Wi
ii a holy 2ivot Ease taskafi
nestali. Vrazdy Sc nikdy nedo-
pustili, tim rozeznavali Sc cd
jinych loupezivych band; pro
to Jim rikal lid pouze taskafi
a ne 'lupici neb zbojnici".
Kan jdes cikane?" promlu
vii k nemu Dobrodej, kdyz Sc
cikan spolecnosti priblizil.
"Jdu, velmozny pane, "a
svou rodinou, ktera loziruje
tam "a lesem," ukazal cikan v
naznacenou stranu.
"Jak sc ii darl We sv6te?" o.
tazal Sc mistr.
"Oh tax, tax, vselijak, ale
malokdy dobre," odpovedel ci
kan.
"Chces-li, dobre Sc ii pove-
de; pojd' nami a ia te ude-
lam jeneralem," rekl do
celia vazne Dobrodej.
"Aj strela do vas, jak pax
ia budu jeneralem, kdyz neu-
min krom slovacke a cikanske
feti ami jazykem hybat?"
=. "Heboi Sc, my te naucime,
co budes potrebovat. Budes
nasim jeneralem. Nam umrel
nedavno a ty jsi veliky chap,
vyrostly jako jedle, bude z te-
be dokonaly jeneral."
Cikan zkrivil pysky, poskra
bal Sc ma hlavs a prohodil:
"Zkusim, kolik to bude vyna-
set, ale ma veky Sc nezavazuii"
"Budes Sc mfti dobfe, a me-
bude-li Sc ii u mas libiti, mn-
zes odejiti, kdy chces," pro-
hlasil vddce taskarn.
Cikan byl srozumen. Taska-
ii zavedli no do hlubokeho le-
sa, kde byly jeiich jeskyne.
Tam no ciste umyli a nastrojil
do satd jeneralskych, usadili
no do krasnho kocaru, posa-
dill Sc jest6 ma druhy kocar a
Jeli 8 MIN do lesa. Pc dlouhe
jizde pfijizdeli k velike hospo
de, ktera osamele stale u. sill
nice. Jiz podle rozsahleho sta
veni mohlo Sc souditi. re ma
jitel jeji je zamozny.
Daleko jeste pred hospodou
ma znameni Dobrod9jovo ko-
Cary Sc zastavily. Vudce, jenz
prestrojen jsa "a lokaje, sedel
S cikanem v prvem kocare, -
obratil Sc k cikanovi, ktery Sc
pansky v kocafe rozvaloval, Sc
slovy: "Ty mic jineho nemfuv
nez: "Trebien" - (velmi do
bfe. vyborne.) Otevres-li jinak
hubu, bude tebou zle. Roz-
umfs?"
"Velice dobfe," usklibl Sc
cikan a hned vyslovoval napo-
rucene slovo, ably je nezapo-
mnel.
K rozkazu vudcovu jeli to-
varyA "a sluzebniky jeneralo-
Wy pfestrojeni S druhym koca-
rem napfed do hospody objed
nat byt a jfdlo.
"Hej hospodo ma nohy.
Dostanete vzacneho hosta," o.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-04-12
POMOC STkEDNf EVROFE.


ri. We SVEN rozsahu bude jed
nou z nejv6tSich, utyofenych V
doba miru, urcene k znovuzfi-
zeni prdmysloveho a hospodaf
skeho zivota zeml stredoevrop
skych. V teto organisaci jsou
zastoupeny tyto bankovni "a
vody: Lloyd Bank, London
Joint City a Midland Bank,
Frederick Huth a Co., Morgan,
Grenfell a Co., Goshen a Cim-
life, Rotschild a Sons a Schroe
der a Co. Tito vudcove angli-
ckych financi vypracovali plan
ia zaklad6 systemu polo-vy-
meme, kterym bude umozneno,
aby stredni Europe Sc dostalo
suroveho materialu. Bankovnl
syndikat bude spravcem toho-
to podniku, soucasne s moralni
podporou vlady, a bude miti
pfisne zaruceni Cd vlad stredo
evropskych statu, ze suroviny
zhstanou nezrusitelnym maje-
KEN syndikatu cd DOLBY dovo-
zu, az do te DOLBY, dokud ne
budou zpracovany We vyrobky,
hotove k vyvozu.
Jest umyslem bankefd, kteri
tento podnik podporuji, zapo-
cit timto planem nejprve V
Rakousku a tomu nejblizsich
statn a pozdeji, kdyz projekt
Sc osvedci, rozsiriti p1sobnost
a Ziskati bankere ostatnich ze-
mi a rozvinouti cinnost po cele
stredni Europe.
Jednou z vyZnacnych vlast-
nosti podniku je to, re zada
vlady jen o moralni podporu,
nikoliv financni. Take nijak ne
zasahuje do soukromeho provo
zovani prlmyslu, aniz do OBJ
vyklych method bankovnich.
Plan ma nazev: "Navrh ma
znovuzfizeni statd vzniklycn
po Rakousku". v tomto Sc pra-
Vi: "Staty, ,ktere vznikly padem
Rakouska, trpi nedostatkem
surovin, dodavangch cizinou a
zvracenim normalnich pomerl
ohledne rozdelovani a vymeny
vyrobku mezi temito Staty"
Cely plan jest zalozen ma tete
theorii:
"Predstavme 81, re celia Ev.
ropa a Amerika jest jednou he
spodafskou oblasti, nemajici
2adnych hranic, ami omezovani
spojeni a obchodu mezi iedno
tlivymi castmi. Nezalezi ma
tom, We ktere casti sveta Sc ma.
ehazeJi tovarny, anebo kde Sc
pestuje obili, kde vyraben ie
surovya material, nebo kde Sc
dobyva uhli a zelezna ruda. Z
duvodu hospodafskych tato pri
rozena bohatstvi budou maiet
KEN celku a nfkoliv jednotli.
vych narodnosti. Situace by
byla tataz, jak Sc jevf dnes We
'Spoj. Statech a Anglii. Jedine
omezeni volne vymeny pozu-
stava V obtizich dopravy ohled
ne vzdalenosti - po zemi ne
DO po vode = jedne casti o.
blasti do druhe".
V dalsim pax Sc uvadi DO
drobne vyliteni zplsobd vyme
ny zbozi a penez mezi jedno-
tlivymi staty. Zeme, nachaze-
Jici Sc v nedostatku,. budou bra
Il podil ma zbozi, jez vyrobi re
surovin jim dodanych, a tim Sc
doufa dociliti poznenahle w.
rovnani v porusenem hospodar-
skem vyvoji.
Bylo take zjisteno, jak dale
v prospektu je uvedeno, ze Ce
skoslovensko jest pripraveno
(dobrovolne a nalehave) pro-
phjciti sve tovarny k vyrobe a
ku zpracovani surovin, kdyz
Jim tyto budou poskytnuty. Je-
llkoz anglicke firmy jsou TAX
tez ochotny k vzajemne pomo-
ci, lie Sc naditi, re proponova-
ny navrh bude Sc moci uskutec
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~ poii JNiiCi di JCSlC ELhu-
ru?" otazal sc slouzicich.
"Je, co byste cht6l?"
"Nesu mu tady Cd naseho
pudmistra psani,' a pri tech
slovech vytahl velike psani do
bfe zapecet6ne.
"Co pax to bude?" hadali
pfitomni a hostinsky re zveda
vosti wal psani do rukou a
pin ucty dival Sc ma dlouhou
adresu.
"Nejspise je to skrz kone.
Kdyz byl pan jeneral vcera
ma noe u mas, kazal panu pud-
mistrovi, ably mu do nedele
koupil kon6 do te hn6de parry,
ze da narucniho pryc, proto
ze Spatne bezi. A dnes naho-
dou jel mestem mlynar Ze L.,
Zastavil Sc u mas a pantata vi
da peknou hnedou klisnu v je-
no kotarku, hned il u n6ho
koupil. Nine poslali sem a pan
mlynaf ceka ma odpoved," pro
zrazoval pfitomnym jezdec.
"Je pekny konik? Co dal
"a nej?" zvidali jeden pres
druheho slouzici.
ITO vite, ze pekny. Kolik
dal "a nej, nevim, ale mlynar
zadal 600 zlatych."
"Sest set zlatych ma jedno-
no kone?" spraskla udivenim
hostinska ruce.
proc by medal, kdyz ma, "
pravil prave pribyvsi jezdec.
"Jdi, jdi, hloupa! To neni
mic moe. Kavaliri davaji tisice
zlatych a jak Sc Jim omrzi, da-
il je pax rasovi, nebo je "a
streli," vykladal sveta zkuse-
nejSi hospodsky.
Mezi touto Teci wal Dobro
DEF Cd jezdce depesi a zanesl
il panovi do jeho pokojI v dru
hem konci staveni. Po chvili
Sc vratil a rikal hospodskemu
"Milostpan vas zada, abyste
mu pIjcil 500 zlatJch. Ultra Q
osme hodine dostane postou pc
nize a pax vam je vrati a "a
plati 20 zlatych "a pujceni.
Videl jsem u neho jeste ktere-
81 sto, ale on by Sc nerad wy
dal docela z penez," podotkl
Dobrodej, ktery zastaval urad
komornika.
pet set, pet SET" opakoval
rozpacite hostinsky.
"Kdybyste nemel, toz musil
by pan mlynaf pockati do ra-
ma IL pana pudmistra a wy pri-
jel byste 81 rano pro penize a
|privezl zaroveh kone. Pan je-
neral 0 8. hodine bude mfti ma
jisto penfze," pravil komornik
Ease jezdci.
Zach coz o penize, pan mly.
mar ma ne neceka, on chce jen
vedet, jestli pan jeneral kone
prime. A pax kdyby i chtel,
pantata mu je hned ze sveho
da, vsak vi, jak je milostpan
stedry a jak dobre vsechno
plati," vychvaloval jenerala
jezdec.
"A co by pan pudmistr mi
lostpana zakladal, kdyz uz je
cd vas pryc. ia mu je pnjcim.
Vzpomnel jsem 81 pojednou,
mam-li tolik pensz doma," wy
mlouval Sc hostinsky.
Po slovech tech vessel do sve
svetnice, vyhledal penize a cd
pocital je Dobrodejovi ma sto-
lie. . 'as'e"
"Toz pojd'te Sc mnou k mi
lostpanovi," pravil komornik
jezdci, kdyz byl penfze pfijal.
Opustili senkovnu, presli sin,
vkrocili do sve svetnice urce-
ne "a nocleh sluzebnikim a
brali Sc ke dverfm jeneralo-
wynn. Az sem je hostinsky do
DrOyaZpI Po chvfl; vr5f;I; ca
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cest uvitati?" otazal Sc tlu.
st'oucky hostinsky, vida, ze
zadna vznesenejsi osoba dc
svetnice neprichazi.
"Za pal hodiny pfijede sem
pan jeneral -"
"Jeneral!' podivil Sc par
hospodsky a vzpf'imil ldivem
sve telo. Hostinska zaslechnuy
81 slovo GENERAL" nechala 81.
tt, vstala cd stolu a pristoupla
blize, ably j zadne slovo neu.
slo.
"A ktery, odkud?" tazal sc
Ease hostinsky, kdyz Sc byl z
pfekvapeni vzpamatoval.
"Neznate no, je az Fran.
couzska, pochazi z cizi zeme
Jmenuje Sc Toladej a je veil.
ce bohaty. Kazdy tyden dosta;
va hromadu penez," vypravo.
val jeden re sluzebnikuv.
"A co mu name prichysta.
ti?' vyzvidala rychle hostin.
ska.
"Chutnou vecefi tistou
svetnici, bude zde ma noe"
Sluzebnici vypfahli kone
zavedli je do prostranneho st;
je a pax Sc posadili kolem po.
dlouhleho stolu V rohu svetni
ce. Hostinsky donasel napoj, 9
zena pripravovala pokoje pre-
vzacneho hosta. Ma periny ry.
chile oblekla vkusnejsi a parad
nejSi cichy, popravila slamnik
a luZko Ease ustlala. Ma okna
povesila ciste zaclony, ma pra
delnik dala svatecni pokryvk,
a kde byl jaky prach, ma ry.
chic no setrela. Manzel, OBJ.
slouziv jeneralovy slouzici, w
Sci tez Sc zenou do pokoje q
prohlizel, je-li vSe v poradku
Sotva byli usporadanim po
koje hotovi, prihrcel kocar
Mzikem povstali sluzebnici ot
stolu a spechali ven. HostinskJ
i Sc 2enou sli hned "a mimi
Kdyz Sc kocar zastavil, priskt
Gill diva sluzebnici, ably pomo
hi panu jeneralovi vystoupit
Sotva GENERAL prvy krok ude
lal, pristoupil k nemu hospod
sky i hospodska, privitali je
uctive polibili mu ruku. Mi
IL jeneral zakyval spokojent
hlavou a hrde kracel Ike dive
rim hostince. Hostinsky 81
zenou bezeli pred MIN ote
writ pfipravenou pro neht
svetnici.
"Tady jsme, milostpane
jak jsme jen mohli, pripravil
pokoj odpust'te, neni-li neco
dobfe," nemecky oznamovaI
hostinsky jeneralovi.
"Trebien!" odpovedel my
kratce tento a obratil Sc X ne.
mu zady ma znameni, re s.
dalsi feci nepfeje. Hostinsky
Sc aenou Sc odporucili a sli Sc
podivat ma krasny jeneral1y
kocar. Prave S neho sdelavali
slouzfci dobfe obity kufr. Az
zcervenali pfi tom, jak byl tez
ky.
"A to jsou V mem, lidiGky,
penize?" zvidala hostinska.
NE, ty on dostane az Ultra
postou. Jeho direktor mu posi-
la penize kazdy tyden vzdy
We ctvrtek. Mac by Sc Sc vsemi
penezi tahal strachoval, aby
jich nejak nepozbyl," vykla-
dal jeden re slouzicich.
"A toz CO je v kufru?" w.
ptavala Sc dale hospodska.
Tam ma milostpan paradni
saty, pradlo a klenoty," odpo
vedel jeden, aby ukojil zveda
vost hospodske.
Kdyz kufr zanesli do svet-
nice jeneralovy, navratili Sc
vsichni slouzici do nalevny a
Dobrodej oznamoval, co 81 mi
lOSfpar nEoio ;ict; = ~; TX
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-09-22
RABBIT pELTs IN DEMAND
Country ssys Havs Opportunity .
n Make Same Money During the
Coming Winter Month";.

In recent years several kinds OF
IN, formerly Of 50 little value as TO
offerssno inducement to the trapper,
have Increased In price, and conse-
q1ently collecting them has been made
probable. IN
Rabbit pelts, which are extensively
u1ed sby Nat makers are among these
ptodnctss Formerly rabbit skins were
n virtually no value; country boys
VINO 4 eRgerly sought the lair OF the
Sfphk and the raccOon and who were
s,ahle I 70 sell squirrel skins,
tS6txht I'D slittls of the rabbit and
H. Sia IA little effort to dispose Of.
ne sskips that they were seldom used
el$igSpk q form pad on which they
..SRackled down" In the marble game.
soN however, rabbit skins are
w az something, and the country boy
Whp:wiill devote this winter to saving
a6dtmatketing the skins Of the rabbits
~ iils should make q comfortable
I'm lpfs money. ...
sOKesbik eastern Arm has announced
tlif.it' Vim need 10000 900 rabbit skins:
Tia skins are usually sold by the
pcund, which will contain seven or
0t2Gt skins.
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III / Nan. slapped Him.

"a 3sl5tii "a Dfot tsAfto 0iSppSo 0W.
The man WHO knew Bret Harte was
discovered In the lobby the other morn
fn1
80 wasl devil IN the shop where the
QsfS3tld Monthly was printed" he
bSgsn. after being identified as James
lIsRarrE editor Of the Star, San Fran
cjice's only Democratic paper. Bret
Ifssts was employed in the mint. He
i9nt over the manuscript Of The Luck
seRsering Camp, and they finally de
cjled to print II despite the, objection
n afsensitive lady pr0ofreader. Some
how the proofs had to be pulled In Z
hurry, md the only ink available at
a. moment was blue. I carried the
bio proofs; over to Harte. He said :
What the hell II this blue ink for!
IEah't read It. Haven't they got any
bs9sk! d N
~ was too scared to make any ex-
plxnAti0p and !. got the usual repri-
aaka administered to printers devils
i14hose day.. Harts reached over
dnd slapped my face. / always hated
NJ after that.""-Sun and New York
Hsrxld.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-09-22
LONG MATCHMAKING CENTER
oiHcs ',Ss5 rpres Has Been Celebrated
Tor the Excellence Of Ito
sss " fa9,.s Manufactures.

y Ntwas In 1855 that the Manufacture
e lxcs, now known as Valenciennes,
;waAy yegui at Ypres, and with other
cities and towns and hamlets in Elan
ders the clack OF the bobbins and the
Ghatter OF the lacemakers may once
H0re De heard, Many a little village
u r. estak lishing its industry and is
1pding us ready market as 1t did
kltOres the war Flemish laces have
.atways been fayorites in England from
10 ttme. when Henry VIII in 1548
1lS& q present Of "kerchiefs fringed
aiitk Flemish work" TO ''his verrie
.1Sxrs wife" Catherine Parr. Lace
making was part Of the education OF
v1MsR lin the Low Countries in the
latter part of the fifteenth century,
md Ehsries v ordered it to be taught
III ytf SCHOOLS, but in 1860 it was not
qhlya q hourishing industry in Belgium
mt. with the approval Of Louis NV.
4aMagufactare Royal De Dentelles was
founded, snd lacemakers from Flan-
defs: were brought TO France, as Flem-
iihs hee was even more sought after
than .Italisn lace. 1t was at this time
that some Of the most famous points"
nrst appeared and were developed.
Ehe point de Bruxelles," which Is
made with the needle. and "Binche"
llce, the queen Of all pillow lace. as
well al "point d'Angleterre,' i'm which
inflow and needlew0rk are mingled. all
ephanced the reputation Of the Flem-
ish designers.
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TIE DENlsoN REVIEW DENsoN IOWA SEPTEMBER ~ 1920

Z
From Maine to California. and from
tho gulf to the northern portion Of Can!
ada, men representing almost every
line of business have testified to having
used the medicine with the most aston,
ishing and gratifying results.
One OF the latest of these well known
knights of the Grip to realize, the
powers of Tanlac is G. w. Gordon, who
represents a large Chicago hardware
concern and lives at 1922 Third avenue,
Cedar Rapids. Iowa While discussing
the merits of the medicine the other day
Mr.. Gordon said: f$gs
There may be other medicines as
good as Tanlac for troubles like i had
but | have never been able to Ind them
and | have been trying for eight years
to get relief. There was a constant
burning sensation like fire in. my, stom.
ach and every time | ate anything I
would suffer for hours from gas. My
nerves We're so upset that could never
get any real sound sleep and | had be-
come so run down and weak chat it
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8 g.'.f8is
looked like ! would be compelled to give
up nay work on the road.
"Bit Tanlac has turned things right
about for me. / had not finished my
first bottle before ] began to straighten
right up ana five bottles have put me
in shape to where | have picked up ten
pounds in weight and am feeling like
my old SELF again. Every sign of fmy
stomach trouble is gone and my nerves
are in such good condition that
sleep like a child. Tanlac is by far
the finest medicine ] have ever run
across in all my travels. ! believe it has
added years to my life Everywhere
go they're talking about it and am
glad TO recommend it because 1t can be
depended upon for results.
Tanlac is sold in Denison by r.
Iknaul in Kiron by o. E. Cla,lson, in
Manila by j. r. Carnahan. in Buck
Grove by Mrs. a. T.. Bonney. in West
Side by West Side Drug Co., in Vail by
a. y. Patterson, in Charter Oak by
John DeHr.--Adv.
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-09-22
Find ! Il. Pound nugget.

ia naS3st of almost pure gold, weigh
~ TO pounds. was recently discov-
cred near the Charters Tower mine in
dfesksiand, Australia. For years the
xH@eSs Of Queensland. = which up to
the ieveAties was desOlate tract. too
poort and seedy for sheep. has Doasted
a;prefnier position among Australian
I'D hells. Levels are worked at a
dapfh of nearly half mile. This
pAftienlsr Ind Is worth $4,000 A r.
tpUHd nsgget rs no record; but in
H1btta nuggets all 10 not gold that gilt
tlfs; "a 12-p0nnder Of almost pure
kSld.ds bare The worlds record mug
Itt came from Ballarat in 1S5sT2,2l7
osncSs, worth 5000
The Denison review. [volume] (Denison, Iowa) 1867-current, 1920-09-22
REFUSES TO LEAVE PRISON
First Sing Sing Prisoner In Ninety.
-Four, Years 20 Reject Warden's
= Plea fer Pardon.

New York.-Charles Ortner, pris-
oner In Sing Sing, New York, refused
to apply for q pardon when urged to
do so by prison authorities. He is the
first of 10000 persons, committed there
in the "a years existence of the, prison
who has refused. to be freed
Ortner, who ID thirty years old, was
sentenced on May so. 1917, from Brook
Ign for from two to four years for as
sault. BY good behavior he was en-
titled to six months OFF the minimum
sentence This made him eligible for
parole November 80, 1918. He refused
to let the authorities reduce the SEN
tence.
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Hlivcrssp az Railroad Bridges.

~ q M u F.. y
The chief engineer Of. the Madras
r4ilwAy has something to say regard.
iAS sfail creep on railway bridges in
IGlaia. in; q recent issue Of Indian En-
6tnssrihS. In the ease Of the God
aferf bridge, where the creep amount
~ tos Isl much as three to four feet a
y1arsss special fcast-iron sleeper was
desighedt to suit the 75-pOund fiat-foot.
e. rail, with a Jaw large enough to
receive & lock fast steel key. This re-
duced the creep to insignificance, and
generally the author is confirmed in
thu conclusion reacied by him in 1887
t6At creep" can only be remedied by
effective anchorage.-Scientific Amer
itlA.
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Tried to Return to Prison
He Found So Comfortable

Muncie, Ind.-"I must say
that was treated fine at the re-
fOrmatOry. j never have been
treated so well any place else.
1t had come to seem like home
to me-
Thus Ralph v. Miller is quoted
by the police Of Muncie. Ind,
as expressing his opinion of the
penal Institution at Jefferson
vile, after falling In his efforts
to be charged with violating his
parole and returned to the re-
fOrmatOry. He is Ill and. ac-
cording to, the police, believed II
he could return to the state in
stituti0n he would receive bet
ter medical attention than he
could provide for himself.
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Plainly a&Personass.

n don't know who that solemn guy
over there is, but I'll betcha he's some
body important" whispered Heloise Of
the rapid-fire restaurant.
what makes you think sOT re-
turned Claudine Of the same establish
ment. HE never says anything about
1t, does he?"
"No; but, my gosh. he can actually
look dignfled while eating spaghetti"
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still Hopeful.

"My boy said Mr.. Grabcoln. I'm
going to pay your poker debts, but this
Is positively the last time::'
''Thank you, dad. Something tells
me ! won't have to trouble you that
way any more"
"Good Then you are going TO quit
gaRbling?"
"Well, not exactly, dad. I have Z
bunch that my luck is going to
change"
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COMMENCEMENT con,idered.

considsratsnes Considered.
slave not been a considerats
wife," she asked. reproachfully.
''Considerate !" he exclaimed bitterly.
"In what way?"
"Has there ever been night when
you were out late that haven't LETT
the light burning for you?"
..And you call that being consideratsS
You have-but who pays the billsi"
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"CcmboY.n

The term COWBOY first used dur
ing the American revolution, applied
to. hand Of tories who infested the
neutral ground of Westches:es county.
N. Y. stealing cattle from both par.
ties and doing other mischief.
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.Jspan's ShipbyIlains Future.

Japan will take the greatest place
- ship reconstruction Of the future"
soys Lori Pirrie wOrItl-famed ship
builder. cher labor Is cheap, she can
obtain plenty Of steal and her coal n.
G09vos are almost inexhaustible."
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Strange -Mosiem Boiler.

1t is believed by the Moslems that
at the judgment day painters will be
required to furnish with souls all rep
reservations Of human beings which
they have made. Failing In this or
deal. they will lose their own souls as
a forfeit for their presumptueus imita.
ton of the. work Of the Crea tor.
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Painful Topic.

u, rAiuLuD VPhS.A ~ ~
I'm afraid Miss Sereleaf did Lot en-
Joy the party.
/ "Indeed?" ~
San old friend Of hers was among
the guests, q lady who has three grown
children. She kept referring to the
time when she and Miss Sereleaf were
girls together" y
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ONWARD AND UPWARDS.

I. ''What has become Of the man
who used to rock the 3boat?"
He has progressed with the times.
He IL not satisfied now unless he 10
mussing up the equilibrium Of a
aOrop1ana" N
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Historian Married Seven Times.

Historian Married Seven Times.
One of the best-known examples OF
I much-married man is afforded by Sir
5ervaise Clifton, the historian of ia
faica. who married seven times, five OF
he brides being domestic servants
rom his own household. His matrl-
nonial ventures all turned out hap
Ailv 82 &asg
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,clees. Association.

:, !. Close As4eeiation.
'The prima donna has decided to d.
vorce her latest husband" n
ION what grounds" y,
= "She says he insists on sitting In the
same box every night when she sings.
AS result they have been thrown to-
gether SO much that he has gotten on
her nerves."
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IOWA TRAVELLING
NAN Clues FACTS

Gordon Feels Like His Old Self Since
Taking Tanlac-Gains Ten Pounds
One of the most noteworthy features
in connection with the Introduction and
sale of hyranlac in America has been the
very large number Of travelling sales
men who have been benefited by it's use!
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Eatino o. Sieepina

Eating Or Sleeping. i.
a man IL often like horse.
We've heard some. people say; 4
But surely both are happy when
It's time to hit the hay.
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SPRAGUE FABRICS

HI Watkins a rura mail carrier Of Neigh Nebraska
Of Hebron Nebraska had one sPR4AGUE 6Ply. 3Ox3O II
Fabric Tire run u 600 miles.
The extra plies Of fabric used in these tires are respon
sibe for their delivering such wonderful mileage SPkhGuE
Tires have plies OF fabric than most standard
tires and ply than standard tire. .-
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SPRAGUE TUBES

Built layer upon layer "a cent pure gunIW'ce as
heavy as ordinary should give
twice the Of ordinary tubes. #.5