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Norwich bulletin., 1920-03-06
HUMoR OF THE DAY

MisscnaryAAnd do you knew netA- ing whatever of religion.
 Cannibsl-Well- we got . taste ef it when the last missionary vas h9es-- Dallas News. ff~
 sheHer car ran into r,sters1s. Nothing very serious; enly the eha1d scraped oh.
 He-Her face CT the machire'-
 we are setting many inauiries about siloe."
 "Is it tru. that you can get erirk- able likker out sf ens~-Leuisviiie Courier-JournAl.
 'NGot an unusual rsaueEt toAsy. ''What was that-"
 From the proprietor of the nuF.c store. Wants us te tune the Dell en has cash register--CiRcinnat Enquirer.
 sne-But I thought this place 'pss always crowded? .He-It usually Is between T snl 5, but I believe in coming late te, tveid the rush that comes eariy 10 ayeA the rush.-Harpers
 "A man should fnd Happiness st Bis own fireside"
 positive face "cnly, if man sptnes so much time at the hreside, there l lsn soinB to " my AAS' ton Star.
 The Bride (eoyiy)-My only reTrst is about mother. She is bound te miDs l mo terribly.
 Her Friend (celdly)-Ah. ven, sAe l can't conpiain. After all. she's had | you with her longer than most moth | CTS keep their daughters. Londen Answers.
 Lady Sunshine spresder (te .sFi la mate)-Remember. my pcor felicr, stone walls do not prison makf, rer iron bsrs a cage. 4 year stretch of 'en'll whatcher might call create, the atmosphere. - The Home Sector. 1-
 Miss Jane-While Miss Founder was playing I noticed you had farsvty look in your eyes.
 Her Partner-Yes
 Were you sc much ahecteA-
 "oh. no. vas merely thinking q certain taraway place. where I NiSbed she was."-Strsy steriee. "At some time or other every fnRr has expressed a tervid deArs ts kfek himself"
 Sure"
 "But if you were te inysnt [ Aeap and practical device which would en r able man 10 give hirnseh vigSssus kicking. you wouldn't sell one tH . Birmingham Herald.
 The fashions Bfe physician rAfkel iA. in his breezy rs!. and nodded srrh- ingly at his patient. g.
 "wen. here I am. Mrs. LdameF hs announced What dc you think is tAe matter with you this morning.
 Doctor. I hardly kAoE." murmurf9 the fashionable patient, lane4idsy, What is ewe"-Life-
Norwich bulletin., 1920-03-06

were ordered paid.
 T. D. Taylor shot a young deer suffering of the animal to an end Some one had shot this deer through it's hind ieg, and shattered the bone. The anirna: dragged the shattered member through the snow and was easily traced by the trail of blood. It was nearly exhausted when shot. First Selectman Frederick W. Bur ton has been very i'll 'at his home, but is improving. iMr. BurtoIs family have all been sick.
 Mrs. Frank G. Maynard kept 30 hens last year. also raised some chickens. Her receipts for eggs were an even $50. Mrs. Maynard has an extra good laying strain of birds.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-03-06
sTONINGTON

A letter received in Stonington tells of a serious accident to Captain Stan ton while aboard his schooner vir- ginia Pendleton, when at sea during a gale, February A. The vessel was making for the Azores. when the steering gear became disabled In making repairs Captain Stanton lost the second. third and little fingers of his left hand. On reaching port it was found necessary to amputate the hand. Later by reason of infection the whole arm was amputated. On the 18th man was lost overheard from the schooner.
 Stonington Pointers.
 Thursday night, when the Stoning- ton firemen attended the Niagara s fair in New London, the Pioneers pre-
Norwich bulletin., 1920-03-06

sented an electric combination desk and table lamp, the Neptunes s20 in gold and the Stoningtons, s10 in gold.
 The Boy Scouts met Friday night at tn home of Scoutmaster Stivers.
 -Mr. and Mrs Joseph Kent have re- turned from a visit to their native Portugal.
 Prof Edwin H. Kellogg, of the Con necticut College for Women, New London. will conduct service in the Congregational church, Sunday morn ine
Norwich bulletin., 1920-03-06
Cut Thi. out-It Is worth Mo.ty.

DON'T MISS THIS. Cut out this slia. enclose with 5c and mail to Foley g writing your name and address clear ly. You will receive in return a trial package containing Foley's Honey
 and Tar Compound, for coughs colds and croup: Foley's Kidney Pills for backache kidney and bladder ail- ments. and Foley Cathartic Tablets. a wholesome and thoroughly cleans- ing cathsrtic. for constipation biltouk- ness. headache. ,snd sluggish boweIs
 Lee & Osgood Go.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-03-06
Pile Sufferers
css Ysu Answer These auestIonss

Caa Nos Answer These auestionsg 2
 uo you know why olntments do nos give you quick and lasting reiies7
 Why cutting and opera tions fail?
 Do you know the cause of piles is in- frrnalE
 That there is staEnation of blood in the lower bowei-
 nt you know that there is a harm less Internal ta blct remedy discovered by pr. Leonhardt and known as HEM ROin. now sold by Lee iG Osgood and crurrists generally that is susran- frnf-
 moving the internal cause, by freeing blood circulation in the lower bowel l. This simple home treatment has an al most unbelievable record for sure. safe and lasting relief to thousands of pile sick sufferers and saves the need irss pain and expense of an operation. rhe-e is no reason why it should not dc the same for you.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-03-06
Er.. ss,e censulsr Aseerss.

Ground in Jamaica suitable for kee culture can be had for sl5 an scre.
 Sweaen's i,isno industry is seriously nc:isced by German competition.
 Mexicans cent.pue to use many ear- dles because kerosene is expenaire.
 Great Britain's nert expeditien tc the Antarctic reyiens will endeayer to learn something additional Gbsut me habits and misrations of whales and to ascertain the mineral and other G. posits of economic value.
 Norway's smaail number of auteme- piles would be larger if it's ], 2,5ot .eoe people were net stretched out aloaE some 2,ee6 miles ct seaeeasf. ne ocean is the srdiaary h;ghyay bstYe@A different perss sf the ceuntr9. M
Norwich bulletin., 1920-03-06
Notion Department

15c WHITE COTTON BELT ING. Two inches wide.
 SATURDAY SPECIAL 10c SUNSET SOAP DYES, in all colors. SATURDAY SPECIAL 2 for 25c ALLIANCE DRESS FAST ENERS, ih all sizes. Black and white.
 SATURDAY SPECIAL Sc 12Izc SHAMROCK LINEN THREAD, in all sizes. Black or white.
 SATURDAY SPECIAL 9c MERcERIzED COR SET LAcES, in pink or white. Five yards long.
 SATURDAY SPECIAL Sc
Norwich bulletin., 1920-03-06
Professor stoek e,Iow P.f.

The republicans are talking about nominating Nicholas Murray Butler for president. but there are lots of people who think that this is not 1 highbrow year in politics.-Houstcn Post. q
Norwich bulletin., 1920-03-06
TIE rencIr.

When I awake on -rneralngs faif
 I see upon my val -F A slender gelden pencii on The howery rsper sefsxk
 IL moves innystersonely But what it wrifAs'in lines of Night
 Is very plain to me. I'm sleepy vet, I'd like to take
 Another nap hut no, I tumble out Of be6 and oA To catch . train I ec That pencil iS s ray f rah. -5
 It will rot Ter ne shirk My daily task but writes each scre -sisn. irTins,is Ser f,rk Sun sss
 Herald. +<
Norwich bulletin., 1920-03-06

There is usually room at the top of a mans head for hair.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-03-06
Cruel. Cruel World.

When an tho liquor signs have been removed. as the law readires. people win not only he without drinks, but The memory of the drinks they used 70 Ect w.n be ulitersted.-Philadel- phia Press
Norwich bulletin., 1920-03-06

There would be fewer spinsters if Eirls would bc more careful about their makeup
Norwich bulletin., 1920-03-06
Toilet Goods Department

WHlsK 5RooMs of good size and quality. ' SATURDAY SPECIAL 21e HAND SCRUBS which will stand a lot of heavy use.
 SATURDAY SPECIAL 21e WHITE IVORY COMBS a special lot which wers made to sell for 39c.
 SATURDAY SPECIAL 25e "FAULTLEssr RUB ER HOT WATER BOTTLES. You know what the Fault. less" brand means. Worth s1.25.
 SATURDAY SPECIAL s1.os e5c WOOL POWDER PuFFs
 SATURDAY. SPECIAL Pie soc cUTEx cUTIcEE SETS
 eATURDAYSSPECIAL 42e
Imperial Valley press., 1920-08-20
MEXICO OPENS LAND
(By Associated Press)

MEXICO CITY, Aug. 20.-To salts
fly the land-hunger of the Mexican
peasantry, the government is estab
fishing farm colonies in the states of
San Luis Potosi and Guanajuato. 9th
er settlements will be founded as soon
as these first two are completely
launched.
In these colonies, the small propri-
etors will live like the Mormons in
Chihuhua and Sonora-each commun-
ity having it's own streets, market,
garden, mixed school and moving pic
ture theater Apportionment of the
adjacent farm lands will be made so
that each petty landholder will liter
ally have his own "row to hoe" thus
obviating one of the greatest causes
for the many recent uprisings that
have occurred in Mexico. Each
farmer will be furnished with agricul-
tural implements and seed.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-08-20
NEW MEXICO LEGIONS MEET
tRv Associated Press'

ROSWELL, N. NJ, Aug. 20.-New
Mexico's American Legion convention
will be held here September "a; Her.
man G. Baca, Roswell, state COM
mander, has announced. The conven-
ton will elect delegates to the nation
al convention at Columbus, Ohio, Sep
tember 27.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-08-20

The funeral of Mrs. Rose Boohel
will be held at the John r. Paul fu-
neral parlors, 2629 N. Broadway, Los
/ Angeles, Monday, Aug. 23, at 10
O'Clock.
DR.. T. O. Luckett and family are
expected home about the first of Sep
tember from San Francisco where DR..
Luckett has been doing some special
study in connection with his profess
! sion.
P. c. Thacker of the Pioneer Trans
fer Company will leave this evening
for San Diego and Los Angeles. He
will attend the annual meeting of the
California Drayman's Association to
be held Saturday night in Los An
gelcs.
Oscar Sweeney will leave Sunday
evening for Los Angeles where he will
conduct the funeral services of Mrs.
Rose Booher on Monday morning at
10 O'Clock. Mrs. Booher was the
mother of Clark Booher and was well
known in this city.
County Superintendent Of Schools,
A. P. Shibley will leave tomorrow eve
ming for a week end visit with his
family on the Jennings ranch about
four miles the other side Of Julian.
Mr.. Shibley says that this particular
section of the mountain country is a
good one for flivers to avoid as the
grades are very bad. He knows for he
had sad experience last year. Ask
him.
Work on the extension of the lmpe-
rial Valley Furniture building is sche-
duled to begin in the very near future.
Already the frame building that was
in the rear of the present quarters has
been wrecked and the lot cleared off
preparatory to actual building. When
completed the building will extend
from Main street to the alley. A par
tition is to be built in the center of
the building. One side will be occu-
pied by Edgar Bros. and the other by
the l. V. Furniture department.
RETAILERS TO COOPERATE
The outstanding topic Of the retail
ers association meeting here was the
discussion of means of better coop
GRAFTON TO bring down prices.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-08-20
RETAILERS TO COOPERATE

The outstanding topic Of the retail
ers association meeting here was the
discussion of means of a better coop
Grafton to bring down prices.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-08-20

Immediate delivery, CrOw-Elkhart,
6 cylinder automobiles. 1885. See
Jay Lewis, $50 Man street. Adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-08-20

Harry Maddux, treasurer of the I'M
pe'ial Irrigation District will leave
tonight for a week end at San Diego
Imperial Valley press., 1920-08-20

The funeral Of Mrs Rose Rooher
will be held at the John r. Paul fu-
neral parlors, 2629 N. Broadway, Los
Angeles, Monday, Aug %, at 10
O'Clock.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-08-20

Write your Grain and Hay insur-
ance with l.. p. Sargent, $50 Main
ST. Ell Centric. Best companies.
Lowest rates. Do it now.-Adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-08-20
||JNnsMl17hWn|

Fred A. Pierce will leave tomorrow
evening for week end at San Diego.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-08-20

Joe Shelton of Mussers will leave
Sunday morning with his family for
q two weeks vacation on the coast.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-10-20

If the water and gas mains
which underlie the streets of New
York City were placed end to end
they would form a continuous pipe
line sufficiently long to reach from
the Atlantic TO the Pacific coast.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-10-20
DUKE CITY MAY
GET NEXT STATE
LABOR MEETING

The next meeting of the state
federation of labor will be held
either in Albuquerque or Ration, il
was stated yesterday by union men
who attended the recent federation
meet at Gallup, the decision to be
left in the hands of the executive
committee. Mr., Lynch of the car
penters and toiners union OF Gal
lup was elected president of the
state federation and delegate to
the next convention of the Amen-
can Federation OF Labor to be held
in Denver.
The store and baking systems of
the Pacific Cooperative league
were endorsed Resolutions were
adopted pledging assistance to the
federal board for vocational edu-
cation in placing eX-serVice men in
training rs apprentices in the vari-
Gus trades. The year book of the
federation was discontinued.
delegates were in al
tendance representing twenty-three
locals.
In addition to President Lynch,
officers were elected as follows.
c P Fisher, Gallup, secretary and
treasurer: c. G.pWilliams, Gallup,
first vice president; r. r. Bene-
dick, Albuquerque, second vice
president; G. w. Austin, Albuquer-
que, third vice president; Stout,
Gallup. fourth vice president;
ClaNton. Gallup, fifth vice presi-
dent. f
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-10-20
ADMITS THEFT;
GIVEN YEAR IN
REFORM SCHOOL
Sentence Suspended; An
other is Bound Over to
Grand Jury: Car is At
taChed BY G. |. Crawford

Charles f, Metz, a minor under
Is years of age, pleaded guilty yes
terday to an information charging
him with theft of lG sacks of beans
October t3 from the field of Fred
Cabins at Barton. He was sem
fenced to serve one year in the re-
form school at Springer the SEN
tence being suspended during the
pleasure of the court.
Eugene Schuyler pleaded not
guilty on a charge of being impli-
Gated in the theft with young Metz
and was bound over to the grand
jury under a bond Of $1,000, which
he gave. Following the hearing
before Judge Hickey, G. l.. Craw-
ford, county agricultural agent, is
sued an attachment against Shuyler
for parts of his automobile stolen
several weeks ago.
Mr.. Crawford's car broke down
in Tijeras when he was on his way
to attend the fair at Estancia and
he was forced to return to Albu-
uueroue without it. When he re-
turned for the car two wheels and
tires had been stolen. Crawford
identified two wheels on the Schuy-
Ter truck as having been taken from
his car,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-10-20
WHAT SECRET SCANDAL
MADE WEALTHY FAMILY
ADOPT PRETTY CLERK

On Monday a poor saIesgirl in
bookstore. on Tuesday she was
living in a Fifth avenue mansion,
surrounded by every luxury WIN
Jewels, autos, costly clothes and a
maid of her own. Why did the
wealthy Melrose family bother
about an obscure girl like Norma
sheridan? Was il the secret of her
birth that had been buried for
eighteen years? Only two women
knew and they would not speak
Two men rushed blindly on, both
loving her and yet both completely
mystified. One the cultured So
ciety man, the other a simple earn
est Young mechanic. Which would
she choose? Which would give her
happiness--this girl with the con-
flicting blood of two worlds in her
veins? This brilliant society story
is the most absorbing romance
Mrs, Norris has ever written. As
YOU read her description of life IN
New York society it is as vivid as
if YOU were mingling with the four
hundred yourself You will be en-
tranced with this story from the
first page to the final chapter. lc
is beyond all doubt the most de-
lightful novel of love and mystery
we have ever published. Don't miss
THE Beloved Woman" a mystery
story of New York society, by
Kathleen Norris, beginning in Pic
torial Review for November.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-10-20

Whales have teeth before birth
but these are displaced by whale
hone by the time the animal +
born. .......... A,eA---
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-10-20
B0LSHEVIKI DEFEAT
FORCES OF WRANGEL

London. oct. 1S.-Russian boil
shevik forces have defeated the
army commanded by Gen. Baron
Wrangel, which has been operating
in the Nikopol and Kakhovka sec
tors, northeast of the Crimean PEN
iHsuia, according to a wireless dis
patch received here from Moscow.
The soviet troops took large
quantities of booty and entirely de-
suoyed the Smolensk and Alex
aieff infantry regiments of the
south Russian army. General Bah
ineff, commander of the Kuban
division, is reported to have been
killed and it is said General Bar
bovitch, commander Of a cavalry
corps, was severely wounded.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-10-20
EFFORTS OF WRANGEL
TO TAKE BRlDGEHEAD
RESULTS IN FAILURE
(By The Associated Press,

Sebastopol, oct. 19.-The efforts
of General Baron Wrangel, anti
bolshevik leader in South Russia,
to take the Kokhovka bridgehead
have resulted in failure, with heavy
losses TO his forces in Killed and
wounded and in material captured
by the bolsheviki. The killed in
Guided a general.
General Wrangers ten-day often
sive against the kokhovka bridge
head at the outset was successful.
His troops forced the bridgehead s
first defences by bayonet charges,
but the soviet forces rallied
Thursday last and drove out the
Wrangel troops, who are retreat
ing in disorder which borders on
confusion and are abandoning
tanks and cannon. The soviet
forces have assumed the offensive
on both fronts.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-10-20
GYPSY FORTUNE TELLERS BATTLE
% 90 % 90 90 90 %
QUEEN is BEATEN AND DESERTS BAND

Madame Olgah, queen Of the
Gypsies, has left her subjects. She
left last night for Los Angeles, re-
sisting the frantic pleas of the rest
of the tribe, made individually and
en- masse at the police station yes
terday afternoon.
For the Iowa Mike the queen
explained belligerently. ''Dey
theenk l am de what-you-call de
meal teeket."
Yesterday the queens subjects
caused her arrest on a charge of
theft, swearing long and earnestly
that she had stolen SIS OF the com
mon funds. After hearing all the
evidence Judge Mcclellan released
the queen and fined six of her male
subjects 800 each.
Number Grows to Nine.
Hardly had they paid their fines
when reinforcements came from
the camp, including the queens
husband. who is not, however. the
king, and two other men. The
judge heard what they had to say
and added $50 more to the county
funds.
Madame Olgah declared that she
contributed from $50 to $40 daily
to the mo good mem in the camp.
The women did all the work and
took occasional beatings from the
men, who took this method of
working off their surplus energy.
She also declared that the band
had gotten 500 from Spanish
American woman near Barelas for
curing her rheumatism. The
cure" was effected by magic
medicine" the ingredients of which
she declared to have been cold tea
and soap.
The women We're sent out to tell
fortunes, beg and steal, madame
said.
Wasn't Bad, but
She didn't mind doing most of
the work, but the court gathered
from her excited recital that she
objected to being beaten by more
than one of the men at a time.
So yesterday after her youthful
husband, assisted by his father and
a brother, had severely beaten the
queen, she came down town and
bought a ticket for Los Angeles.
Then they caused her arrest.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-10-20

The queen appears to be about
50 years old. Her husband is
about so. There was nothing tear
full in their separation. The queen
was adamant. Entreaties and
threats alike had no effect on her
decision to quit the subjects cold.
The husband sneered something
about getting a good looking young
wife-"with s6.0O0"-he added as
an afterthought.
The queen shrugged her Shout
ders and implied that she didn't
believe he possessed the personal
charm essential to turning such a
trick.
After the departure of the
Gypsies, Police Captain Patrick
OGrady got a formaldehyde can
die from Earl Bowdich. health Of
ficer. and it was burning in his Of
flee last night.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-10-20
Mrs. DiCkerSOn Had Suffer-
ed So Much and So Long
She Felt Like Giving Up
In Despair.

although it has been four years
since Tanlac restored my health
ana built me IN so wonderfully, |
am still feeling tine" said Mrs.
Daisy w Dickerson Of 412A Cen
ter street, Little Rock. Ark.
AT the time | began taking Tan
lac | had been suffering tor long
while from a bad case Of stomach
trouble | had no appetite at all
and ronld not eat anything hut
what made me feel sick AT the
stomach. In fact the very sight Of
food nauseated me and at times ]
suffered from the gas ON my stom-
ach until l became so weak could
hardly stand up.
Il fell off in weight from one
hundred and fly pounds to one
hundred and eighteen and my
nerves were badly shattered. My
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-10-20
Y. M. TO GET SPECIAL
ELECTION RETURNS

Arrangements have been made
at the Y NJ. c. A. for a special
wire on election night November
?, and the public is invited to get
election returns there. Special ar
rangementS have been made for
ladies, Lynn II. Fox. secretary OF
the y, said last night. and they are
invited To come and make them
selves AT home during the evening
of the election.
Night classes in public speaking
will begin at the Y. NJ, G, A. under
Prof. j. D. Burton. teacher of pub
lie speaking, journalism and dra-
MATES ut the Albuquerque high
school, November s.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-10-20
IMMIGRANTS ON ELLIS
ISLAND OFFERED WORK

New York, Oct. 19.--Hundreds
of letters from manufacturers, coal
operators, railway managers, farm
ers and other employers of labor
were received at Ellis island today
offering jobs to immigrants The
letters were sent as a result of the
activities of the newly organized
bureau of immigration distribution,
which is seeking to place immi-
grants in American industry.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-10-20
Bolts WILL ADDRESS
G. 0. P. MEET THURSDAY

C. NJ Bolts, Albuquerque attorney,
will be the principal speaker at the
next regular meeting atfthe repub-
lican headquarters at 1T South
First street at o'clock Thursday
night. Mr.. Bolts will discuss state
and national issues. The meetings
are to be held as often as possible
from now until election day, ac-
cording to a statement last night
by John w. Wilson of the Lincoln
republican club.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-10-20
CONGRESSMAN M0NDELl
SUSTAlNS BROKEN LEG

Riverton, Wyo., Oct. 19.-Frank
W. Mondell, republican leader in
the house of representatives, sus-
tanned n broken leg today in fall
on the Shoshone reservation near
here.
Mr.. Mondell was with party of
local men on a trip of inspection to
the Shoshone reclamation project
when drag line" of a steam
shovel on which he stepped, broke,
causing him to fall. The rope was
only a few inches off the ground.
He was taken to a hospital in Ian
der, Wyo.
Mr.. Mondell had been touring the
state. speaking for the republican
party.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-10-20
N. Y. RENT LAWS ARE
DECLARED TO BE VALID

New York. Oct. 19.-Supreme
Court Justice Edward X. Finch, in
the Bronx, today handed down a
decision holding that New York'3
new rent laws are constitutional.
He said that protection of homes is
within the police power Of the
state when a public emergency eX-
lists.
The decision was reached in an
election proceeding brought by a
landlord who desired use of prem
ises upon which the lease expired
October !.