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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
LESS MEAT IF BACK
and KIDNEYS HURT
TAKE A GLASS or SALTS TO
FLUSH KIDNEYS IF DIAD.
DEN bOrhERS YOU,

Eating meat regularly eventually
produces kidney trouble In some
form or other, says a we'll known au-
thority. because tho URIC acid in meat
exoites the kidneys, they become ov-
erworked; set aluggish; clog up and
cause all sorts Of distress, particu-
larry backachs and misery in tho kid
ney region; rheumatic twinges, se-
we're headaches. acid stomach, con-
stipation, torpid liver, sleeplessness,
bladder and urinary irritation.
Tho moment your back hurts or
kidneys aren't acting right. or II
bladder bothers you, get about four
ounces Of Jad Salts from any good
pharmacy: take 4 tablespoonful In
glass Of water before breakfast for
few days and your kidneys will
then act fine, This famouS salts IL
made from the acid OF grapes and
lemon Juice. combined with lithia,
and has been used for generations TO
flush clogged kidneys and stimuate
them to normal activity; also to
neutralise the acids In the urine 90
II no longer irritates. thus ending
bladder disorders.
Jad Salts cannot injurs anyone,
nnaket delightful effervescent 18th
ia-water drink which millions OF
men and women take now ana then
to keep tho kidneys and urinary Or
rams clean, thus avoiding serious kid
ney disease.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
WHERE 7H-Y LEARN Now

An advertisement, full page, no.
poration makes a specially of teach
ing how to talk convincingly. One
student relates how he acquired IT.
He saw a man convince a financier
against his will and talk the finan-
cier's good money away from him.
He asked the convincer how he did
it That modern Svengali referred
the inauiring person to the corpora
ton fountain head. He applied there,
was taught in eight hours and now
can make people believe anything he
says, Just knack- But they come
a-runnin' with their money in their
hands.
This explains much. That corpora
ton must be the alma mater OF the
stock statesmen. That's where the
oil stock statesmen get It, that
'knack" which induces the man
whose liberty bonds and savings are
the result Of long labor and thrift to
turn them over like a lamb in ex-
change for certain printed matter
and do it joyfully again and again.
So far no ship arInor has been in
vented that a shell has not been
made 10 pierce it. Now if some cor
hanging on TO liberty bonds and
bank accounts and get busy in Iowa
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
ANuyHtR PRIVATE BANK"

AS they have a habit of locking
up bankers whose liabilities exceed
their assets ] am going TO leave"
wrote Private Banker Swearen gen,
of Kilduff to n friend. Then he left.
He Is still gone.
1t is reported that he had been
specializing in lands The first OF
March was the tfes Of this Caesar,
Settlement WAS due.
The report says he had been run
ming a private hank" In that COM
munity for sixteen years.
What is a private hank?" II is
at all a bank? Is there or should
there be such a thing as that mis-
homer, private bank"
Under our banking system the
word bank" suggests protective SUI
pervision by state or national au-
thorities. II offers sense OF Sc
curity "Safe as a bank" Is a phrase
synonymous TO security, Yet within
the memory of the Oldest men there
was time when the word carried
no such meaning. For remain yet a
few old men who remember the days
of wild cat banks. Strict supervision
of national and state banks has
given the sense OF security to the
word
The so-called private bank should
not be permitted under the laws of
this state. Any institution carrying
the business OF Il iva rin aid receiving
deposits should be subject TO the
same examination as real banks.
Why the Iowa legislatures have
failed to give the people of the state
this protection nobody knows unless
it may be the private bankers"
Surely there have been instances Of
defaleation sufficient to carry
warning and suggest the plain rem
edy.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

--why tAae's ~ aMtiAsta, hut eight
hours 10 isns time. Tho smooth
graduate OF the s'convincing school,
10 fast workss Hes In and out
and away with q bankable note be-
fore the antidote can be admin
istered.
But II 10 interesting to know that
anybody can learn to do II In eight
hours. Heretofore most of us have
wondered how II was done. But
they do II and make 'em like It.
Why 1t requires months of hard
practice to do ordinary thimble-
rigging successfully, Think OF an
eisht-hour course that gets the
money faster than the artist of the
little pen and shells or the nimble
fingered manipulation of the soap and
$50 bill game ever dreamed Of
Going TO take an eight-hour
course?
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
OWNING onls OWN sElF.

During the court proceedings
whereby Tom, the I. w. w. was tried
and convicted at Marion the editor of
the Cedar Rapids Tribune, a labor
paper, relates that ne listened to the
| trial with great interest. He sus-
poets that the /. w. w. leaders had
SET the stage for this trial as means
OF conducting /. w. W. propaganda
, as the labor element In both Cedar
Rapids and Marion had repudiated
ra dicalism Of that character. Tom T.
seems seized his opportunity 10 ad-
vocate the destructionist theories If
his class and gain the publicity that
otherwise would have been denied by
the press. While attending the trial
the Tribune editor came to certain
conclusions worth the attention of all
classes and especially Of labor Tho
the |. w. w. preachment as to elimi-
nation OF property rights, revolution
and distribution at face value gained
publicity thru the trial the cd
itor finds "one vital thing over
looked. That, he goes on to say "is
the utter lack Of consideration OF the
human equation"
Men and women under such con-
diJlons would become mere auto
nations. All incentive to progress
would be eliminated. The desire TO
acquire the better things in life, the
pride in the home and the love for
its comforts would vanish. Ambitions
would cease to exist in the average
human mind because few would
strive to produce that which would
he at the disposal of all regardless Of
mental talents, physical well being or
moral enlightenment. Granting that
present day production and distribu-
ton methods bring forth many unjust
results that prevent the honest and
the deserving from acquiring their
full share of rewards the other ex-
IRENE as advocated by Tom would
bring far less and produce more dire
results, greater dissatisfaction, more
discord than the present system that
will certainly be remedied II we re-
tain our mental balances and exer-
else the sense Of fairness that rules
your true American citizen when
once convinced thru fair presenta-
ton OF facts.
Evidently the Cedar Rapids Trib-
une holds Naturalization" of indus
tries public and private in disfayor.
The man who owns his own home
and who proposes to own himself, like
the man who owns his own business
usually Is against arbitrary control
OF himself and his property.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

that ~ sAall mt IaAeselego With
honest tsAOhias thru HalvVWnsss
Topics. pwhsX xsh xxsIsx
Railroads are back In the hands
Of owners but the ticket agent
sternly demands the same old ice
before you set the pasteboard.
Tho New York income tax was
found unconstitutional by the sup
RENE court. Probably properly 40.
While you speak Of Il the national
income tax Is mighty hard on the in
dividual constitution Of those for
tunate enough have 1t to pay.
Michigan socialists have nominal
ed Gene Debs again for president.
Comment is entirely unnecessary.
Tho fact furnishes Its own comment.
sss
Another light and lucrative en-
ployment for women is suggested by
the discovery OF several gallon"
still In the cellar OF Cedar Rapids
woman. And still the liquor interests
are opposed to equal suffrage. Surely
they should recognize the "moonshine
lady"
Economy and business like admin
istration OF government would be
good enough platform for this
campaign. The more common sense
and plain pledges to get busy on re-
pair work the stronger the appeal
10 the average man and that average
fellow is going to carry the next cleo
ton.
The farmers are studying how they
can pay a $3.50 per hundred weight
wage scale with hogs at S1i.
Dye s'pose the new automobile
law will be better enforced by the
same officials than the old one2 OPP
timist, aren't you?
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
REGULAR HABITS now;
CONSTIPATION GONE
Mr.. BROOKS SUFFERED FOR
YEARS-TEIUe HOW ne
GOT RELIEF.

II have tried great many things
for constipation, but the only thing
that has been able to relieve me is
Milks Emulsion. l am on only my
second bottle and have to take very
little Of It now. My bowels move
regularly every morning. which they
have not been doing for q number OF
years. 1t seems like living again. az
ter suffering SO long. recommend
ed Niilks Emulsion to two Of my
friends and both say It In the best
remedy they ever heard of."-Efmer
C. Brooks. s.s Washington st.. Pes
oria, Ill.
Constipation ~eakens tho bowel
muscles. Salts and purgatives only
increase this condition. Milks Ennl-
sion Is q real corrective remedy. You
can try It under its guaranty. with
ont riskin1 a cent.
Mifks Emulsion 10 = plsAsant nutri-
tive food and q corrective medicine.
It restores healthy. natural bowel
action. doing away with IN need Of
pills and physics. It promotes appe-
tite and quickly puts tho digestive
organs in shape TO assimilate food.
AS a builder OF flesh and strength,
Milks Emulsion is strongly recon-
mended to those whom sickness has
weakened. and is a powerful aid In
resisting and repairing the effects Of
wasting diseases. Chronic stomach
trouble and constipation are promptly
relieved-usually in one day.
This Is the only solid emulsion
made. and so palatable that it Is
eaten with spoon like ice cream.
Truly wonderful for weak. sickly
children.
No matter how severe your case
you are urged to try Mllks Emulsion
under this guarantee-take six
bottles home with you. use it ac-
cording to directions and II not sat
isfied with the results, your money
will be promptly refunded. Price soc
and $1.20 per bottle. The Milks Emul-
sion Co, Terre Haute, Ind. Sold by
druggists everywhere.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
Ripping Rhymes
By WALT MASON
THE PARIAH.
By WALT MASON

THE PARIAH.
old Bill, punish
fried
boiling will
holes Will
49, zig dr"nrn now weeps
Dutch behold
o
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
The Windmill.

QUIZ oRHAT SERIES or HEART
SONGS.
l. Don't Forget M Waiter
I went into restaurant
And ate q fAir-slxed meal
And when the bill was brought to
Quite risky aid feel.
I slipped halt dollar to
The walter old and gray,
But tears were running down his
face
Whsn he 20 me aid say:
soh, make your tip moro generous
Z pray to you kind str.
can not meet my living costs
On what you here confer.
I have to keep the Limousine
And touring cars I got
I'd sell my chummy roadster. but
My Gawd. I need a Yacht"
TO SEQ the poor old man break
down,
His handkerchief all damp.
Caused me to suffer quite lot
From indigestion's cramp.
I seized my book and wrote a check
To stop the tears he shed.
He studied the amount and then
To me he softly said:
Chorus.
"Oh. make your tip more generous.
We menials have to live.
I thought instead OF this small
check
A bond or 10 you'd stve.
I got n country residence,
7 got . city lot,
I got q cottage by the sea-
But Gawd. need yacht"
r.. E. N.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
IOWA NOTES AND OPINION.

Governor Edwards candidacy will
be interesting to watch. 1t may
bring Bryan onto the platform at
San Francisco lighting the few wet
delegations just as he took the
rostrUm at Baltimore fighting the In .
terest controlled delegations from
The eastern states" suggests the
Davenport Democrat. Anyone who
has forgotten how the contest of
eight years ago terminated has a
short memory
or course 1t was mere coinci-
dence that the judge who appointed
a receiver for the Des Moines pack
ing concern is named Wallingford"
remarks the Davenport Times.
To the Perry Chief there seems to
be plenty of politics even in the prize
fight game"
"Bainbridge Colby ia not univer~
sally known, nor has he done any
thing particularly worth while to dis
tinguish him or fit him for the great
position for which he has been
nominated" declares the Des Moines
Capital. Perhaps In him the presi-
dent has found a mind that will
move more evenly along with mine.
which qualifications lansing. so the
president says. lacked" IA
"Mr, Colby's recommendations are
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

III. WhAt Aoo4Ou 40 uirub uHu
hardest7
Answs~s - Yesterday Questions.
I. How are the ruffsd grouse and
quail affected by snowf
The food question seems to bs the
only serious enc with the birds
Give them plenty 70 sAt and no
doubt the majority OF them would
face our winters. We're Il not that
II has recourse to budding, the
ruffled grouse would be Obliged TO
migrate. Tho quAil--a bird, no
doubt equally hardy. but whose food
Is at the mercy Of the snow---is fire.
quently cut Off by our severe win
ters when II ventures TO brave them.
which 10 not often.
II. How does the old world COM
pare with America for squirrels7
The gray squirrel Is peculiarly an
American product, and might serve
very we'll as a national emblem.
The old world can beat US on rats
and mice, but we are far ahead on
squirrels. having Ave or six species
to Europe's one.
LII. Which is our first orchid to
bloom In the spring?
Our hora Is much more rich In
orchids than the European, and
many of ours are fragrant. The
first to bloom In the spring, in my
locality, is the snowy orchid, tho 1t
is far less snowy than several others.
II has two oblong shining leaves,
with a scape four or Ave inches high
strung with sweet-scented, pink
purple flowers.
(Rights reserved by Houghton,
Mifflin Company
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

You'll have no moro pain but will
notice the corn getting loose and
wobbly. In a day or 30, you lift 1t
right of without any feeling That's
the end Of the corn and Of your trou-
bles. Millions have proved Gets IT,
to be tho one and only unfailing.
common sense corn remover. Why
not your
"Gets-It'' costs but tribe at any
drug store and carries q money back
guarantee. Mrd. by d Lawrence 4
Co. Chicago.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
HANDY DIRECTORY
-oP vNg-
MASONIC TEMPLE
Masonic Meetings
vjelNers Always Wsloovrs.

N MARSHALL LODGE NO. los A.
~. a. NJ, Monday March I. at =
c,cisck sharp. Third degree. c, G.
kfJenR inss. w. NJ; John w, Wells, SEC
fetAr7,
sYuNEr CHAPTER, No. 40, r, A.
nlM,, Monday. Feb. 10. 1880. business
lconvocstion. Frank It, Nokes, II, ~
John W. Wells, secretary.
KrNu SOLOMON COUNCIL No,
\so. Stated assembly Monday, Feb, io
business session. o. G, Fox, master;
NJohn W. Wells. recorder.
u coNCIAvE ST, ALDEMAR CON-
'rIMANDFRY No. 80 X. T.. Tuesday,
,tI6arch 9. 1880 o'clock The Temple
GClyde II. stewart, commander; John
W. Wells, recorder.
CENTRAL CHAPTER No. CT q, v,
IS. Special meeting Monday March
Fl5. School OF instruction at ESQ,
initiation at 7'se, dinner at $50. Nrs.
w, ]. Richards, w. NJ; Mrs. Archer
walton. secretary.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
n
Mare
Corn
Suffering

"0s<s- ~ Nsvse lsawss q Com On
Any Fsst Fee Very long.
Tho hurting pep" goes right out
OF that corn the moment fsw drops
OF "0ets-It" lands thereon. 1t Is
thru and for keeps"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

1t is well to carefully investigate
leges we'll from two important view
points; one that anarch!stic doctrine
shall not infect the schools. the other
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

CABINET PUDDING.
Well. the poets At last have won
recogniu ton. One of them has been
picked as ambassador to Italy. And
now that we have established q
poetic precedent in diplomacy. the
choice Of an envoy TO soviet Russia
viii be simple;
A free verse artist obviously.
Lots of people who think they are
standing up for their principles are
merely stepping on them.
Rose Pastor Stokes was questioned
in court the other day.
Il carry details in my mind very
little" she observed. II remember
ideals and principles" ''
When the butcher. the baker. OF
the CANDLE stick maker wants to
know why your December bill Is not
yet paid, there is but a single reply,
to-wit: y. ..
Il carry details in my mind very
little. I remember ideals and prin-
ciples.' e-.rt..
II he isn't like all the butchers and
bakers and candle-stick makers we
know. you may get away with it.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
zoo LYRIC.
The arnadillo often

ZOO LYRIC.
The armadillo often
Regrets the way he grows.
His forward paws are far too
short
To blow his little nose.
And when he wants to snugglo
He seeks the hardest stones,
And then he crawls inside himself
And curis up in his bones.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

that he was Bull Moose In 1919
and bolted the republican party after
being a life long member. OF course
that helped in the election. but Just
why that qualities Mr.. Colby for the
highest position IL the cabinet is not
apparent" says the Boone News
Republican. THE universal verdict
will be that he does not size up TO
the position"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
John Burroughs
!. Notes.

]. DO wild animals need mans
medicinsf ts
II, In what direction do cyclones
revolver
III. What season do birds and
hardest7
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

WHAT EVERY HOUSE-HUNTER
s KNOWS.
There are no five room apartments.
Five-room apartments are some
times advertised but they always
turn out to be four rooms and a
cubby-hole. The nearest thing to
the five-room apartment IL the six
room apartment. which consists Of
five rooms and an alcope.
We saw note the other day to
the effect that 1.-THE long vamp is
going out" But for the life of us
we can't remember whether It was
in shoe or a movie magazine.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
DIFFIDNINCEl = I.

(Webster City Freeman JournalJ
Webster City might be bigger, but
onthe whole It would be difficult to
make It much better. 3a
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
Islt Worth While?


Living Is sometimes hard work and
it wears on you at times. and IT Is
difficult to find the human associa-
ton for which you sigh and you work
your head off for nothing much in
the hand, but, honest now, would
you have missed IL for anything:
IT has all been very well even when
they knocked you down with an ak
and took away your watch: and then.
too, Martin is likely to show up at al
most any moment now with the re-
mark, MY boy, here's a trifle OF
100000 ill I can get things running
for you as they should"
And then you thank him and 60
around and stake three Of four old
friends who can use the money.
Can't you Just see us unburdening
ourselves Of the easy ihino? Giving
1t away right and left with free
hand?
. "A T. n
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
And the jam OF the ocean.

The folk who ars saving the
planks for the coming conventions
are busy invoking thu spirits of
Washington, Jefferson. jackson, LIN
coin and many others 70 guide them.
Therefore:
Why not build = political platform
out OF 0uija boardsf f. y. v.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

IN THE TABLE D'HOTES.
Water. water everywhere and not
drop of ink
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
Topics of the Times

The thrombus In the treaty is Ar
ticle 10.
II Mr. Hoover is unshakably re-
solved against presidential PROPOSE
lions, why all this excessive press
activity?
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

Suggestion for the White House
menu;
CABINET PUDDING.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

Russia--the home Of ths fESs.for.
Ill and the land Of the SravA.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

"Mr, Coiby's recommendation are
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02
FAMOUS SAYINGS OF INFAMOUS
MEN,

FAMOUS SAYINGS OF INFAMOUS
MEN.
"Iotsa room up'n front Of tn car"
Tetcha have two in the sixteenth
row--well, 4 little on the SIDE"
ANY ole cloes to sell?"
"Then csnts moro please. Price has
gone mp again"
'-Yessir! Quitesosir! Hope thu ser-
vices been satisfactory. SIR"
'Check your hat and overcoatr'
Edna says that at least you can
ret . sober husband nowadays--if
you don't insist ON marrying for
money.
FASHION NOTE.
Mems shoes have always had
tongues but now they have a de-
cided brogue.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

The bolsheviks have organised N
army In China, thus producing Z new
tint In the human The yel-
low red.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

Half Of tho dry world wonders
whore the other half sets Il
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

4 GENTLER AGE.
Gradually We are putting an end
TO sohreckliohkeit
In war poison sas has been pro-
hibited. (
In the national game tho sntt- II
ID gone.
In fashion tho hoop skirt has van
ished.
And now. II some ono would only
abolish the full dress shirt and tho
turnip and the alarm clock and the
after dinner speaker ana tho home
brew and tho flu. this might b an
almost tolerable world.
< What IL your pct averSttyf
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-02

To the Perry Chief there seems to
be plenty of politics even in the prize
fight game"
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-04-01
NOTICE OF SALE AT PUBLIC
 AUCTION

Notice is hereby given that by virtue of power of attorney from the heirs of the late Otto Wuorenpa, deceased, the undersigned will sell at public auction to the highest bid der for cash, the following described property:
 The N. w. F of lot Block
 104, Town of Juneau, Alaska,
 being approximately 40' 50'
 situated on East First Street
 about two blocks! from Elks
 Hall, together with five-room E house with two baths, furnf
 ture and fixtures.
 The sale will be held on said premises at the hour of ten o'clock Friday morning, April 2. 1920. The undersigned reserves the right to reject all bids if the highest bid is not sufficient.
 Dated this 1st,day of Marrh, 1920.
 GEORGE OSWELL First Publiiation March 2, 1920. Last Publication March 30, 1920.