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The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
STATEHOOD.

Rev. Fields, pastor of the Pataps-
co Circuit, is able to be back to his
work again we are glad to say and
will preach at Mount Pleasant Meth
odist Episcopal church on Sunday at
8 p. m.
Rev. Pardew, of Baltimore, has re-
turned home after spending some time
with friends here.
Maude e. Shauck and Gertrude c.
Benson are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. A.
C. Bosom in Baltimore.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wilbur Isaacs, son
Wilbur, Jr., and daughter, Elizabeth,
spending a few days with Mr.. and
Mrs VIM. D. Bush, Jr.
Mrs. Charles Weis, of Baltimore,
has returned to her home afaer
spending some time with her son,
Frederick Weis, and family.
The Statewood A. G. will cross bats
with the Reisterstown A. c. at Reis-
terstown on Thursday, August &c.
& Congratulations are extended to Mr..
and Mrs. Vernon Beard, who were
married on Thursday past.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
Marriage Licenses.

Robert Milton Kellenberger and
Blanche Marie Wildasin, both of Han
over, Pa.
William Holland Blame Anders, of
Union Bridge, and Margaret Won Lyon,
Of Connellsville, Pa.
Elias Fl. Wagner, of Westminster,
and Eva Bell Brown, of-New Windsor.
Albert O. Shaffer, of Hampstead,
and Nina Thelma Bush, of Patapsco.
Paul v. Reed, of Hampstead, and
Margaret K Shamer, of Patapsco.
Albert Valentine Warehime and Es-
tella Catherine Trump, both of Man
chester.
CHARLES Arnold Angel and Katie
Mabel Loyer, both of Hanover. Pa.
Harry Sauer Mickey and Blanche
Virginia Nusbaum, both of Baltimore
City.
Charles Carroll Pittinger and Addie
Belinda Wentz, both of Linwood
Ira r. Berngen and Hester ". Red
din. both of Aiesia.
Harry Myers Gibson, of White Hall,
Nd, and Mary Susan Norris, of Nor
risVille, Md.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
A Donhle Wedding.

A very pretty double wedding took
place in hampstead August IA, at s
o'clock p. m. by Rev. Dibble, when
Miss Margaret Katherine Shaner, of
Washington, ID. c., became the bride
of Paul V. Reed, of Hampstead. and
Miss Nina Thelma Bush of Baltimore,
became the bride of Mr.. Albert O..
Sohaeffer, of Hampstead. The brides
were becoming!y attired in white sat
in draped with georgette crepe with
hat and gloves to match. The. grooms
wore suits of dark blue with white
ties, after the ceremony the happy
couples returned to the home OF the
brides, where a reception was given
to the immediate families.
The brides and grooms were also
favored with a great band of old time
serenaders, wishing them long and
happy married life, after which they
were invited to the dining room
where refreshments were served in
abundance.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
Battery Advice Too Common.

Battery advice is free." says A. L.
Boyd Willard Service Station Dealer, I"
and like all free products it is a drug
on the market. 1t is estimated that
If a car owner would try to do all
the things suggested by the trade pa
pers, the car builders and battery
manufacturers, he would have no time
to drive, to attend to business or keep
up speaking acquaintance with his
family" a.a
''As matter of fact, a battery does
not need great deal of care, and the
average driver gets good results by
putting in little water every week or
so, and making regular calls at the
service station"
at is always important to give a
battery the right start, and the first
hing every purchaser of a car-new
Il or old-should do is to drive around to
the battery service stations So that
his battery could be registered and
given the right sort of start toward a
useful and active life"
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
FRIZZELBURG.

Mrs. Elsie Gist, of Baltimore, who
had been visiting Mrs. VIM. Sullivan,
has returned home.
Miss Evelyn Welk is visiting rela
tiyes and friends in Baltimore.
Mr.. Robert Harbaugh, wife, daugh-
ter, Mary, and sons, Frank and Rob
ert, visited Mrs. Harbaugh's father,
Mr.. James H. Myers, from Friday un-
til Saturday
Mr.. John Fowler, wife, daughter,
Virginia, and son, John. Jr., visited
his brother Mr.. Harry Fowler and
family of Mt Olive Orchards, Satuf-
day rntil Sunday.
Mr. VIM Sullivan, son, William,
and daughters, Mada1ine and Kath-
crime, were in Baltimore from Friday
until SUNDAY
On Sunday Mr. and Mrs. James H.
Myers entertained at dinner Mr.. Kcb-
ert Harbaugh, wife and three chill
dren, Mr.. Eddie Myers, wife and five
children, Mrs. Ada Yingling, Mrs.
Harry Hunbert, of Baltimore, fdrs.
Gartie Myers and three children, Mr..
Frank Myers. wife and daughter, MIR.
Garland Hilterbridle and wife and
Mrs. Vim Sullivan.
Sunday school SUNDAY at $50 a. N
Christian Endeavor at 7.30 p. m.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
Hand.

Mrs. Catherine A. Hand, widow of
the late Jesse A. Hand, whose death
occurred about 80 years ago, died at
the home of her daughter, Mrs. Hor-
alto Garrett. at Hampstead, Saturday
evening after an illness of seven
weeks from a complication of dis
eases. She was aged 76 years.
Surviving her are four sons and
three daughters: Augustus Hand, of
Baltimore; Mrs. Fl. r. Garrett, Hamp-
stead; Robert E., Ellicett City; Sam
uel, of Manchester; Thomas A. Han1
and Mrs. Este Shaeffer, of Hanover,
and Mrs. Rosie Folk, of Alesia.
The funeral was held from her late
home Wednesday morning at 10
o'clock. Rev. c. G.. Leatherman of the
Manchester Lutheran Church, oficiat-
ing. Interment was made at Testers
Lutheran church.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
DEATHS.
Hawk.

Nelson B. Hawk died at his home in
TaneytoWn, August 18th, aged rs
years. Funeral services were held
August Is in Trinity Lutheran church
by his pastor, Rev. L. b. Hafer. In
terment in Lutheran cemetery. He is
survived by his wife and the follow
ing children: Mrs. Addie Conover, of
York, Pa; Luther Hawk, of York;
Clarence Hawk, of near Taneytown,
and Maurice Hawk, of Taneytown;
also two sisters, Mrs. Levi Shriner
and Mrs. Worthington Fringer, OF
Taneytown. Mr.. Hawk swas member
of three orders, the A. o. K. of NJ. G..
and /. 0. O. F. of Harvey and the X.
of P. of TaneytoWn. All three ord
ers took part in the funeral service.
G. o. Fuss & Son funeral directors.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
Lateral Roads for Carroll.

The State Roads Commission has
given out the stretches of lateral roads
TO be built in this county during this
and next year.
The roads to be constructed are
Manchester road, / mile; New Wind
sor road, 3D. miles: Hanover road
mile; Union Bridge road, toward
Uniontown, " miles; WarfieldsbuEg
road from Westminster, az miles, and
Oakland Mill road, mile.
A corps of surveyors are at work
on the above roads, preparatory to
beginning work.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
Gnbert.

Mrs. Anne Elizabeth Gilbert, aged
80 years, died Thursday at the resi-
dence of her son, DR.. j. Newton Gill
bert.
Mrs Gilbert was the widow of J.
Wesley Gilbert, of Uniontown. Surviv-
ing are two children besides DIR. Gill
bert, Miss Gilbert and Scott Gilbert,
the latter of Los Angeles, Cal. There
are also three surviving sisters, Mrs.
Ida Bosley, Mrs. Carrie Stout, both
of Baltimore, and Mrs. Thomas Gill,
of st. Dennis, Md.
The body was brought to Uniontown
where services and interment took
place Tuesday.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20

The Eastern branch Of the Belt
Parish Association will hold their
Twenty-First annual reunion on the
emory Grove Camp Meeting Grounds,
August 26, rain or shine
Sports will begin at am. Those
who enjoyed the sports of last year
will not want to miss them
Bring the children and help to
have happy day in the grove and
meet their friends. Every member OF
the family is urged to be present.
Come prepared to add something to
the days entertainment.
We are going to try the Box Lunch
plan this year. Should any one prefer
to lunch at the hotel they can be SER
we'd at the regular price.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
YOUNG SHIRK WALKS.
Feet We're Frozen In Harry Gelman's
Barn Last Winter Both Ampu-
tated.

Darn AAtsb HAHtcI- DUH Ampu'
tated.
The Baltimore Sun Of Saturday
says:
The nurses in the accident ward of
University Hospital are regretting the
coming departure of Howard Shirk,
IL years old, of Westminster, who has
been a patient in the ward since
January 6, News of Howard's dis
charge reached his nurses yesterday.
Howard was taken to the hospital
on cold day in January. The men
who brought him told the physicians
that they found him half-frozen in a
barn near Westminster His feet were
severely frostbitten and had to be cut
off at the ankles, 1t was not long after
into the hearts of his nurses. He told
his nurses that he was a handy man.
for a farmer near Westminster.
During his long stay in the ward the
nurses have taught him to walk. He
can not balance himself very well
standing still, but he loses no time
when walking. When asked what he
expects to do when he becomes a man.
he replies: Il want to be a doctor like
these here at the hospital When l get
older am going to study hard and
try to be one
This is the lad that was missing
from the home of Mr.. Harry Geiman,
near this city, last winter, and froze
his feet sleeping in the barn after a
walk, from Sykesville. after being
taken there by masquerader.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20

Rev. and E. o. Pritchett and chill
dren are visiting in Washington.
The canning factory is humming
A number of Bohemians are here to
help with the work.
Miss Edyth E. Little, daughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry s. Little, OF
Smallwood, has gone to Detroit, Mich,
to spend her vacation with her uncle
and aunt, Mr.. and Mrs. j. G. Hoffman.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
Myers.

Catherine Elizabeth, daughter of
Benjamin and Vallie Myers, near
Pleasant Valley, died yesterday, at z
o'clock, aged months and 10 days.
Funeral services we'll be held Satur-
day morning at Pleasant Valley by
Rev. ]. w. Reinecke. James NJ. Stoner
funeral director.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
GibsonNOrrls.

At the Lutheran parsonage in Tan
eytown, on Wednesday evening, Au-
gust IS, Mr.. Harry Myers Gibsoni
of White Hall, Nd, and Miss Mary
Susan Norris, of Norrisville, Md, were
united in marriage by Rev. L. B. Half
fer They were accompanied by Mr.
and Mrs. NJ r. Wiley, Master Willard
w. Wiley and Miss Leila Gibson, Mrs
Wiley and Miss Gibson are sisters 81
the groom. Tlt laFty is visiting al
the Wiley home, near netour.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
Redmer-Myers.

Miss Sadie G. Myers, daughter of
Mr. and Mrs. William F. Myers, Lib
erty street, and Mr.. Henry F. Red
mer, of Baltimore, were married at
Ellicott City, Thursday evening. Aug
ust u, by Rev Harrison.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
lklahoma and West Yirginia.

oklahoma and West Virginia.
Those which rejected ratification
are: Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi,
South Carolina, Virginia, Maryland,
Delaware and louisiana The States
which have not acted are: Connecti-
cut, Vermont and Florida. North Car
Dina Senate has postponed action
until January.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20

Mr.. and Mrs. Early w. Whitehead,
of Norfolk, Va, were the weeks end
guests of Miss Mary P. Shellman and
Mrs. W. HI. Eindrich, of Norfolk, who
is spending the summer here.
Miss Ernstine Rorapaugh, of Balti-
more, was the guest of Miss Jane
Boylan, Saturday last.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20

Mr.. and Mrs. John A. Polster en-
tertained Sunday Rev. and Mrs. Link
and son, Howard, Mrs. j H. Britcher
and son, Francis, of Baltimore; Mr..
and Mrs. William Rupert and two
sons, William. Jr., and Murray.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20

OLD Lady Ito mendlcanLl-b BILL
my good man, your story has such a
hollow ring"
Eyes, missis-that's the natural re-
suit Of speaking with an empty STUN
mick. London Mail.
1t has come to our ears that brick
layer who has been resting for the last
six months suddenly decided last week
TO return to work, but unfortunately
could not remember where he had
left 1.-THE Passing Show (London9
Wffey-I heard noise when you
came in last night"
Hubby Perhaps it was the night
falling"
was the day breaking '-Blighty Lion
dom.
what this country needs is more
production"
What the country needs" replied
Farmer Corntossel, with slight trace
of Irritation, lis less talk about what
it needs an more enthusiasm about
deliyerin' the goods. Washington
Star.
Head of Firm-"How do I know? l
want to be away on your wedding
trip?
Kinks (timidly) -'eWell, sir-er--
what would you say?"
Headof Firm-"How do / know? I
haven't seen the BRIDE Edinburgh
Scotsman.
1.-The stock you sold me is full of
water"
well" said the agent, have a blot
ter''-Judge.
did the captain do anything to
clean up the precinct?"
Some say he got sixty thousand
in month. louisville Courier
Journal.
It is hard to convince the defeated
candidate that it is better to have run
and lost than never to have run at
all, after he has balanced his bank
book.-Yonkers Statesman.
"Do you believe in woman's infu-
ence in politics?"
do 1? / can't go to the ward
meeting today, because I've got ord
ers to stay home and take up the car
pets. Baltimore American.
Eli there, sir!'' shouted a Florida
landlord to departing guest who
was rushing for the train you've
dropt your pocketbook."
"All right" shouted back the guest
without stopping 1--WE no further
use for it."-Boston Transcript.
''You are charged with selling adul-
terated milk" said the Judge.
"Your Honor, I plead not guilty"
But the testimony shows that it is
Is per cent. water"
"Fhen it must be high-grade milk
returned the plaintiff IF your Hon
or will look up the word milk" in
your dictionary you will find that it
contains from 80 to 80 per cent water.
should have sold it for creami"-
Success Magazine.
''Lottarox was telling me that he
has been trying for six months without
success to get passage to see the
battlefields of France
Evidently the wind has changed,
He spent two years trying not to see
them, with success. The American
Legion Weekly.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
Adjustable gun sling.
3rd, so, G. R. Babylon, Justrite camp
lamp.
Quot Pitching.


1st, II. F. Lamotte Smith, Deluxe
lather brush.
End. 151z, DR.. Glenn W. Horner. 100
yards Ashway line.
Bird, II, G. r. Babylon, Kewel spoon
bats.
4th, II. ]. A. Mitten. two Joe WEIGH
leaders.
9Th, 1oA. H. W. Handley, Keeling
bait
9th. 1917. James NJ. stoner. Ideal
fishing float.
Sun Fish.
1st, Is, S. NJ. Black, marble fish
knife.
End, Is. G. R, Babylon, Horton King
fisher line.
Bird, II, DR.. E. NJ. Demarest, Joe
WEIGH leader, Creek Club bait
18th, r., James D. Mitchell, Heddon
"Dowagiac" bait.
9Th. 8, John w. Black, Ideal fishing
float.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
ON THE FUNNY BONE.

Warden-"Your wife's. here to see
ye"
Prisoner desperately 'er
I'm out! "-Fairplay Vancouver, B.
CD
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20

Old Lady Ito mendicant)- But
my good man, your story has such
hollow ring"
yes, missis-that's the natural re-
suit Of speaking with an empty STUN
mick London Mail.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20

1t has come to our ears that brick
layer who has been resting for the last
six months suddenly decided last week
TO return to work, but unfortunately
could not remember where he had
left 1.-THE Passing Show (London.)
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20

1st, 7 Ib. 2 or, A. D. Carl Link,
Bass Oreno bait, Ideal fishing float.
G. r. Babylon received 80 points
in all events and won first place, re-
ceiving Field and Stream Silver Cup
and a Prentiss Ramp Koek Kit.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
Largest Cat Fish.

1st 61a or. G. R. Babylon, 100 yds
Ashway line.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20

"Lottarox was telling me that he
has been trying for six months without
success to get passage to see the
battlefelds of France"
Evidently the wind has changed,
He spent two years trying not to see
them, with success. The American
Legion Weekly.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-08-20
Largest Sucker.
Largest Turtle.

1st, q h., James D. Mitchell, Keel
ing bait
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1920-07-29
THE CREATIVE TWO PER CENT

Chicago Tribune brings out another
striking pronouncement of Mr.. Bah
sons that Chicago's progress-and the
eminent economist was doubtless using
our breezy city only as specific ex-
ample of a general truths due to
two per cent. of its population. Re-
move this 2 per cent. he declares, and
Americas second city would be where
it was 100 years ago.
Assuming that Chicago is typical"
comments the newspaper, 'and accept
ing his figures for the sake of argu-
ment, we must thank this two per cent.
for our railroads, our motor trucks,
our automobiles, our telephones and
telegraph lines, our movies, libraries,
newspapers, electric lights, gas stoves,
and thousand other conveniences,
comforts and necessities.
'The man of limited capabilities
should study these facts. If he does
so, he will foster the system Of gov
eminent which protects and encour-
ages the creative per cent. With
out their efforts, his standard Of liv-
ing will go backward, not forward
The reminder is timely.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1920-07-29

the County for the past four years
and has proven himself most faith
full servant. He can always be found
at his post and is painstaking, careful
in the discharge of his official duties.
He always greets you pleasantly and
makes one feel welcome, He will put
himself out to serve you.- Such men
are the kind you like to meet in public
service that stand ready to serve YOU
You will make no mistake in return
ing Henry to his present position.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1920-07-29
NO SERMON
IS Required

1t isn't necessary to go to church to
hear sermon on modern modesty-
or it's absence.
Pick up the Sunday edition of any
big city paper and turn to the illus
trated section.
You will find pictures of young
women in bathing costumes. Some
times you need microscope to find
the costume.
Starring you in the face will be
bare arms, bare backs, bare chests,
bare legs and bare hips-heavy on the
hips. No loose fitting suit for the
modern bathing girl, thank you. 1t
must be skin tight to display her
curves to advantage.
And you will find those pictures and
the names of the charmers decorating
the walls of bachlor dens all over the
country.
In the barns, also you suggest?
We doubt it. The horses and cows
would object.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1920-07-29

We have no particular objection to
woman usurping the time honored pre-
negatives of man. We can even en-
dure seeing them wear the family
pants. But we have an everlasting and
eternal objection to being reduced to
the dire extremity of washing our own
sox. The situation is becoming a
farming, and we men must hang to-
gether or We'll ali hang separately.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1920-07-29
CHURCH notes
Christian Science Church
Sunday Service-10:45 A. M.
Wednesday evening, Testimonial
7:45 o'clock.
Lesson Subject-Love
SUMMONS

State of Wisconsin-Circu Court
for Wood County.
Per Johnson, plaintiff, VS..
P. G. Condo and Mrs. P. G. Condo,
his wife, P. C. Condee and Mrs. P. C.
Condee, his wife, Almanson Eaton and
Mrs. Almanson Eaton, his wife, Sam
uel Grass and Mrs. Samuel Grass, his
wife, Andrew Oleson and Mrs Andrew
Oleson his wife, Ole Oleson and Mrs.
Ole Oleson, his wife, Hans ]. Meyhre
and Mrs. Hans J. Meyhre, his wife,
Mary Warnings, Merry Warning, Mary
Warning, and each every and all of
the heirs both known and unknown of
the foregoing defendants, and each,
every and all persons {other than
plaintiff) who claims the lands in the
complaint described, or any of said
lands or any interest therein whether
said person be known or unknown and
ach and every unknown grantee there
CT and each and every unknown owner
Of said land and each and every un-
known holder or claimant of any lien
or ineumbrance on said land, Defend
ants
THE STATE OF WISCONSIN-TO
THE SAID DEFENDANTS.
You are hereby summoned to appear
within twenty days after service of
this summons, exclusive of the day of
service and defend the above entitled
action in the court aforesaid, and in
case of your failure so to do judgment
will be rendered against you accord
ing to the demand of the complaint, of
which copy is herewith served up
on you.
B. M. VAUGHAN,
Plaintiff Attorney. |
P. O. Address, Grand Rapids, Wis
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1920-07-29
HOUSEWORK THIS MONTH

Homework is trying at any season
of the year but particularly SO in Aug
ust Women suffering from back
ache, lame muscles, stiff joints rheu-
matte pain. biliousness or other symp-
tome of kidney trouble will find relief
in Foley Kidney Pills. They give relief
from irritating bladder ailments.
Sold Everywhere.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1920-07-29

One industry at least has not felt the
depressing hand of the high cost of
everything. The divorce courts keep
right on grinding them out about as
rapidly as the judges can issue the
DEGREES.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1920-07-29

In another column of this issue you
will find the announcement of Henry
Ebbe who is acandidate for a re-nom-
ination and reelection to the office of
Register of Deeds. He has served
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1920-07-29

They tell us that the early bird
catches the worm. Well, that ought
to be a good argument for some people
to advance in defense of the habit of
sleeping until nine or ten o'clock ev
cry morning.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1920-07-29

1t must be awhale Of job for little
Dan Cupid to work up a wedding in
the face of the present high cost of
everything and nothing. But little
Dan is hustler, and rumor has it he
is busily engaged in pulling off a
surprising stunt right here in our own
midst.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1920-07-29

the country is rapidly becoming
feminized = that the women are grad
ually taking over all of the work of
men. Oh, joy! What a relief it
would be if they would only complete
the job in time for US to take one
royal loaf before we cash in. But
there's no such luck.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1920-07-29

It wouldn't be so bad after all to
have a woman for secretary of state.
The secrets of the state department
would be an open book, and that would
prevent the danger of any entanglng
alliances.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1920-07-29

Want to have people running after
and begging for permission to take
your picture free of charge? Easiest
thing in the world. Just get your
self nominated for the presidency.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1920-07-29

Don't be too hard on the fellow who
delivers free lectures on the street
corner. It's probably the only place
he can induce people to notice him.
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1920-07-29

It's really unkind, sister, to sit up
nights wondering why your neighbor
does not go to bed. She may be
waiting for you to douse the glim.