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The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-22
In Society and
CIubdOm
WEDDING PLANS OF MISS
VARNELL AND MIR. ROSE
Brilliant Knoxville Event in
Which Chattanoogans
Will Particinate.

The marriage of Miss Katherine Var
nell and Mr.. Rose. which will take
place April .. viii be one OF the most
notable social events OF the year in
Knoxville.
Preceding the wedding there will be
a series Of elaborate social functions
rendered complimentary to the bride
o-be and groom elect, who are among
the most popular young people in that
city with wide circle OF friends
throughout the south and east
Owing to the recent fire In st. Johns
Episcopal church the wedding ceremony
will be solemnized in the First Pres
byterian church
Rev. DR.. Walter c. Whitaker, rector
of st. Johns. will officiate.
Mr.. Rose has chosen as his best man
Richard King Gibson, Jr., and as at
PENDANTS. Messrs Kenneth Miller, Paul
Mountcastle. James Crumbliss, Hugh
Goforth. Joseph Hacker and Curtis
King, Of Memphis.
The ushers will number Messrs. Gull
ford Sharp, Robert Ashe, Jerry Ashe,
and Woods Jamison, of Chattanooga,
cousin of the bride.
Miss Varnell has chosen her sister,
Miss Elizabeth Varnell, as maid-of-
honor The bridesmaids will number
Miss Elizabeth Rose, sister OF the
groom and three of the former school
friends OF the bride Misses Isabelle
G-me, OF New Orleans; Miss Noelne
Westevelt, of Englewood, N. j., and
Miss Elizabeth Ware, OF Chicago.
The n.atrons OF honor will be two
former Knoxville favorites Mrs. Sims
Reed miss Lilly Park, OF Chattanooga,
afsd Mrs. Robert Snowden (Mlss Grace
Mountcastle). of Memphis,
MIR. and Mrs. Varnell will have n
house party at "Nelivar" for the week
of the wedding and numerous visitors
will come to Knoxville to witness the
nuptlals and to participate in the pre-
nuptial social gaieties.
Among the handsome entertainments
TO be given for the bride-to-be and
groom elect will be a dinner TO be ten
dered by the groomsmen.
Mr.. and Mrs, A. Percy Lockett will
also tender diner as will Mr.. and Mrs
James b, Coykendall, Capt. and Airs.
Ambrose Gaines and Miss Elizabeth
Rose
Col, and Mrs. Cary r. Spence win en-
terrain Easter evening with a buffet
supper party Mrs. Lee Gridley and
AIRS, Wickert will entertain Jointly with
luncheon. Miss Margaret Wright will
tender a luncheon for the bride-t to- he
and other hostesses entertaining with
luncheons for Miss Varnell will be Mrs.
Ralph Mountcastle, Mrs, Hugh NJ. John
ston and Mrs. Oscar Handy.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-22
Junior Members
OfMusic Club
Give Program This Evening
in the Courthouse Au-
dit0rium.

The junior members Of the Chat
tanooga Music club will give a con-
cert at the courthouse auditorium
this evening at S:15 o'clock. Miss
Matte James will direct the pro-
gram.
The operetta woodland Princess
will be omitted from the program, on
account of the illness of some of
the participants having interfered
with rehearsals, and dancing by Miss
Inez Hyder's pupils win be given in
stead.
Following is the program:
Pipes of Pan" (Schubert) and
Highland Lassie," by Little Miss
Marjorie Burns. dancer.
Souvenir de Wieniawski' (Haesche),
Stanley Harold.
"Ho. Mr.. Piper" Pearl Curran).
"Barcarolle" (oTenbach), Jane Mar
tin, Dot. Jones and Alice Winford.
March Mignonne" (PoldinD, Helen
Kurth.
"Fantaise.' Beula oliver.
How Much | Love YOU Drank la
Forge) and Swallows" Cowan). Helen
Lemon.
lie Cavalier Fantastique" God
dard, Charlotte Ferger.
Souvenir" ODrdlal, Jimmy Cate and
Mary Evelyn Bushee.
Tho Lark" a violin solo (Aner>, by
Cserlel F1ies.
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SULLIVAN-M'CALl

Call TO EscO H. Sullivan was SOL
omnzcd Wednesday evening at =
o'clock at the home OF the brides sis
ter, Mrs, Bertha NJ. Phillips. $40 South
Crest Road. Missionary ridge Or, Roy
EarV performer tho ceremony, the
ring service heiug used
The bride wore dress OF white
georEotto crepe and carried bouquet
OF Brides roscs and liliesl-o of the
valley. The attendants were Miss Vir-
giuia Dixon and Clint Cooper
The house was beautifully decorated
with ivy pines and cut flowers.
Mr. and Mrs. Sullivan are at home
to their many friends at $40 South
crest road.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-22
CAMPAIGN For MEMBERS

Tho Second Presbyterian Sunday
school Is carrying on membership
campaign which is creating great in
terest. The second Sunday after it
was launched, thirty new members
were reported, eleven Of these being
brought In by the "Blues" and nine
teen by the "Rods," The contest viii
not close until the latter part of May,
The goal has been placed at an in
crease OF 200 members. and the teams
have gone at the work with a de-
termination TO win.
A chorus choir was organized Sun
day with ], O, Carter as director,
Young people inclined TO sing or to
be coached In singing nrc invited to.
come and Join this choir,
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BIRTHS ANNOUNCED

Mr.. and Mrs. r. Il. Hull are re-
ceiving congratulations on the birth
OF a daughter. whom they have
named Robert Josephine. Mrs. Hull
before her marriage was Miss Marie
Louise CLANCY, daughter of the late
Robert S. CLANCY.
Mr., and Mrs. Angus McWhorter
announce the birth of son Saturday
evening ut the Woolford johnson
sanitarium. They have named the
baby Lemuel Angus. Mrs, McWhor-
ter was before her marriage Miss
Marie Louise White.
CnZa at his home on Fort Wood.
Mrs, V. d. Warrenfels, who under
went an operation last week at the
Woolford johnson sanitarium, is i'm
IArnn.it,
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BIG ATTENDANCE.
AT MEETINGS.
Schedule for Bible Conference
for Monday and Tuesday
Announced.
CONVENIENCE SCHEDULE

CONFERENEcE SCHEDULE
Monday and Tuesday.
At First Baptist Church
10 am, DR.. w. Leon Tucker;
IL am, DIR. r. V. Miller; IL m
DIR. A. c. Dixon: $3.50 pm. DR.,
John A Hubbard; $3.50 pm,
DIR. Charles A. Blanchard;
pm. DIR. w. F. Powell.
Group Meetings at 1880 p. M.
North Chattanooga Presbyter-
rian church, Or. w. l.. Tucker,
speaker: ]. Newt Dix, singer.
st. Elmo Baptist, DR.. Charles
A. Blanchard, speaker: r.
Glenn Young, singer.
Highland Park M. r. South,
DIR. A. c. Dixon, speaker;
Thomas B. Roddy, singer.
Ridgedale Presbyterian, DR..
John A. Hubbard, speaker; s.
w. Rutledge, singer.
Chamberlain Avenue Bap-
tist, DR.. IT. w. Galloway,
speaker; Charles Holman,
singer.
Baptist Tabernacle. DR.. r. v
Miller, speaker; Rad o. Bell,
singer.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-22
WATSON-BARR

Mr.. and Mrs. II. n. Barr announce
tho marriage of their daughter, Mar
Earet Jane, to Frank r. Watson, sor
OF Mr. and Mrs, Charles Watson. The
wedding took pace Saturday evening ut
Whltcside Street Methodist church.
Rev II. X Triplott officiating.
The couple left for wedding trip
and upon their return 10 Chattanooga.
March 90, viii make their home with
the groom's mother.
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SOCIAL CALENDAR
MONDAY.

Annual meeting Of the Pro Re Boni
in the clubroom Of the courthous
with a special program.
| Entertainment and dance under thu
auspices of the Ladies' Aid OF Miz.
pah congregation at the Progressive
| club in the evening,
The West Ellis alumni meets In
regular session in the evening at
o'clock with Mrs. Emma Brockmar
at the Wolford johnson inflrmary.
| Circle No. IL OF the First Baptist
| church meets at the church In the
| evening. Supper will be served at
6:15 o'clock.
Mrs. w. w. Daniels entertains the
Maccabees Thimble club at 2 80.
Lookout Band No. of Centenary
Methodist church meets with Mrs.
James Bacon at 2;S0 at her home on
Battery Place.
Lookout Band No. 7, Of Centenary
church, meets at 2:3O with Mrs. c. II.
Vest, 10 Battery Place.
TUESDAY.
Regular meeting Of the Woman's
club will be held at 2:30 in the audi
forum OF the courthouse. Bishop
Bristol will speak on Art"
The Girls Friendly society Of st,
Pauls Episcopal church serves sup
per at BIS at the parish house. fol-
lowed by the regular business meet
ing.
Prof. Charles Newcomb, OF Ohio
Wesleyan, formerly OF the Univer-
sity OF Chattanooga. gives n recital
in the church parlors Of the First
Methodist church.
WEDNESDAY.
The Christian Womens Board OF
Missions of the First Christian
church will have cafeteria dinner
at the church at noon. Mrs, III. L.
Davis is in charge OF the dinner,
Grace Memorial guild will meet at
30 in the afternoon with Mrs. Paul
Curtis on Chamberlain avenue.
Mrs. w. II. Reynolds will be host
ess OF the NJ. b. club at 2:S0 o'clock
at her home on Oak street.
Mrs, Nevin Sloan Will be hostess
OF the Music club at 2:3O in the aft
ernoon at her home on Bluff View.
The North Chattanooga Book club
meets at @ 80 with Mrs. w. p. Cool
idge on Hanover street, Mrs. ]. W.
Edwards as joint hostess.
THURSDAY.
The Shakespeare club will meet |
at II in the morning at the
Y. w. G. A.
The Chattanooga District Nurses
association meets at in tho after |
noon in the clubroom OF the court |
house.
The Virginia Asher council meets |
at the Girls clubroom in the eve
ming. Supper will be served at 6;15, |
by n business session.
FRIDAY.
Cabaret by tho local post American |
Legion in the evening at the tab
ernaCle.
Evangeline chapter No. 4s. order |
Of Eastern Star, opens a rummage |
sale at 1t5 East Main street.
The Chattanooga Business and
Professional Women's club meets for |
regular weekly luncheon at Hotel |
Patten.
SATURDAY.
Dance at Signal Mountain inn
Sunday School Graded union at |
in the afternoon at the manufactur-
ers' building.
The Ladies' Missionary society OF
the st. Elmo Presbyterian church. |
will meet Wednesday afternoon at
? 30 with Mrs. I. II. Young at her
home on st. Elmo avenue.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-22

Miss Margaret Collins entertained
Saturday afternoon with a crystal
shower for Miss Sara Marie Lawless.
\ color note of white and yellow was
carried out with spring flowers.
Many beautiful gifts OF glassware
were presented to the bride elect,
About twenty close friends of the
honoree were present
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-22
EBERT GELS IN SADDLE

Try Headline" tho big nickel
cigar and youll prefer It. At all
dealers CLANCY Scott Cigar Co. dis
trihutors.- (Advl
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-22
.PYTHlANS TO ENTERTAIN

A party will be given by Keystone
lodge, Knights OF Pvhias, Tuesday
evening in keystone hall The knights
viii be assisted hy the Pythan ladies.
A nrogram, Including recltatlons and
musical Numbers. viii be given. Fol-
he served and dancing enjoyed
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-22

The Ladies' Missionary society of
the st. Elmo Presbyterian church.
will meet Wednesday afternoon at
2:S0 with Mrs. |. II. Young at her
home on st. Elmo avenue.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-22

Dance at Signal Mountain inn.
Sunday School Graded union at 3
in the afternoon at the manufactur-
ors' building.
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DADDYy EVENING
9EAIRY TALL
"a @ ndry Graham
~ Bonner GS&.6z-
MR.. CANADA PoRcuPiNE.

-
"They WONDER" said Mr.. Cnnadl
Porcupine, "why | do not like the znn
better, and why | do not ARE to live
here and why l make such n fuss
about II here that II Is very difficult
for them to keep me here.
"They wonder why Mrs. Canada
Porcupine doesn't want any OF the
little ones 70 come here, and that she
sees TO II that none Of them will come
here, for she doesn't want dear little
porcuplnes TO come to the zoo.
There are fine porcuplnes who have
come great long distances, from other
countries and from other lands, which
! suppose means about the same thing.
"They live here and thrive here and
are happy and contented and please
everyone about them, but not us, no,
not the Canada P%orcuplne family.
THEY say they do not know why
this Is. They do not know why some
of our very superior foreign relatives
get nlong so well here when we don't.
"And they nre quite annoyed be-
cause Mrs. Canada Porcuplne doesn't
want any Of the little ones here. They
like to have little ones come TO the
200. In fact they like most creatures
here for all sorts of rensons.
"They like some because they are
unusual and interesting, they like
some because they're lovable and they
Will make nice, tame pets.
"They like animals and birds and
creatures Of all sorts here. That
much IL n fact. And most OF the
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COMMON ERROR IN GRAMMAR
Words "Beaun" and "5eean" Are
Wrongly Used by Those Careless
In Their Speech.

II Is quite common TO hear some
me say, II begun to do that work
yesterday" "the battle begun between
the two armies" etc. This use Of
begun" TO express the past tense
sometimes called the preterit) OF
"begln" Is not incorrect, according to
some authorities on the uses OF words,
but there is a fairly general agree
ment that the better word to use Is
"began." II you wish to safeguard
yourself against possible criticism, say
~ began to do that work yesterday"
'"The battle began between the two
armies" etc, not begun"
Richard Grant White, in "words
and Their Uses" n high authority,
critlclzes and condemns the use Of
"begun" instead Of began" to express
the past.
OF course, II Is incorrect beyond any
doubt TO say, II have began" TO ex-
press the perfect tense OF "begln."
Say, II have begun" never II have
Observation-Disclosures Dispatch.
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nen ErankIln,a Harmonlea.

One OF the first musical instruments
made by an American was a mouth
hnrmonlca. made by Benjamin Frank
lin at the time 40 was minister at the
court OF Louis In France, where he
played It with considerable skill be-
fore Marie Antoinette and her court
ladies. The queen was so delighted
and interested that franklin present
ed the little instrument to hfr. After
Marie Antoinette was beheadgd In the
great French revolution, his mouth
1aromonlca had many sensational ex-
periences TIL finally II came into the
possession Of n wealthy musical anna
teur and collector In this country
Musical America.
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GEORGES PATIENCE GONE
And the Youngster slunlfed the FACT
With Slang Phrase Much to
the Point.

"Slang and children are the two
most prominent paths by which coli
loqulal and technical terms come into
everyday use" remarked Professor
Jorgan. "only the other day l YER
heard two small boys talking to-
gether.
"Georgie had n better memory than
his brother, and Roger was always
trying TO get him TO remember thisigD
for him. George got tired OF thiss
and when Roger wanted him 10 re-
member something he must do before
school time the mex morning. no
asked:
What do You think my head is, o
parking place for what you want 10
rememberT "-Los Angeles Times
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The flax combers Of Portugal are n
happy people. II is the custom on the
Iberian peninsula TO make the work a
gala function. CARRIED In their best,
adorned with bright gold ornaments,
their garments an array Of color with
gay embroidery, men aud women meet
to carry on the ordinary daily voca-
lions. In Portugal, that of winding
flax Is usually given over to the wom-
Unpopular Science Monthly.
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Nasty
Colds
Get instant relief with
"Pape's Cold Compound

Don't stay %stuffed-upl Quit blowing
and snunlingl A dose OF "Pape's Cold
Compound" taken every two hours I'M
I'll three doses are taken usually breaks
up n cold and ends all grippe misery.
The very first dose opens your
clogged-up nostrlls and the air pass
ages Of your head stops nose running /;
relieves the headache, dizziness, fever
ishness, sneezlng, soreness, stiffness.
"Pape's Cold Compound" is the
quickest, surest relief known and costs
only a few cents Mt drug stores. II acts
without assistance. Tastes nice. Con-
tains no quInlne. Insist on Pape'sl Ad.
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creatures like TO be where they are
fed regularly. where they are well
looked after and where they have
omeon who Is good and kind TO
them and who cares for them.
'They are more puzzled about me
and about my family because OF our
relatives.
"our relatives do not mind the ZOO,
and so they do not see why we
should.
ave said that before, but that Is
the main thing that puzzles them, why
we, simple p%orcuplnes, that Is, we're
%porcupines who do not come from far
and who are not unusual, should be so
fussy when ones who do come from
way Off are not fussy In the least.
II don't know much, II anything,
about the lives OF our relatives abroad.
I've never been abroad. I've no desire
to go abroad.
II don't know why they like II
here. | really don't, and l am not
particular about finding out.
"And now | have come TO the whole
truth. | do not like the ZOO.
'"rhey may reason about II and talk
about II anG wonder about It, but |
will tell you my reasons. Every Ca.
madam porcuplne may not feel the
same about II as | do. But | have
an idea most OF them do feel the
same way about II, considering most
OF thepi hate the ZOO.
1--WE live IN Canada In great woods,
An, there are few woods anywhere
that nre like our woods, That II what
we think. anyway.
eve live where Il Is dark and quiet,
where only the woodland creatures
live. We look out for ourselves
We're not told what 20 do or when
10 eat as we are here. We're not
watched all the time.
1--WE have privacy, and by that
mean we are our own masters.
an the dark deep woods where few
people come. we make our homes,
whereas here IN the zoo we have lots
and lots OF people come around Just
20 stare at Us.
lhey toHlt hhu NuS HoN queer WI
look with our quilts all sticking out
l don't care whether they think we're
queer or not but | don't want to be
bothered by them.
"Oh, the freedom Of the Cana
dian woods for the Canadian Porcu.
pines, the freedom Of the beautiful
dark woods where all Is stu and quiet
and where no creatures come to visit
n and stare AT one as though we
were a show performing for them.
'"That Is why the Canadian Porcu.
pines do not like the ZOO. They care
for the dark woods and their own
way Of living there so much better
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TOO MUCH UNISON
Writer Complains Americans Are
Unable to Act Alone.
MOB. Minded" 10 Expression He Uses
People az a Whole as Easy to
Stampede as a Herd Of
Texas Stern

Tho only way TO accomplish the
laudnble purpose OF bringing down the
price OF clothing would be to start the
fashion OF being out OF fashion hnu
that would be the hardest kind OF Q
lesson TO teach the American people.
They have learned TO act as one
which Is n good thing sometimes Ihey
have yet TO learn how to act as ones
which Is a good thing most OF ne Time
We nre mOb.mlnded and shat Is the
u OF many OF our troubles, inciuu-
Ing the high cost OF living. Everybody
wants TO read the same novel the same
week. Consequently the library cannot
supply its readers, while equally gooo
novels, a few months old. are stacked
up unread on the shelves. There rs a
worldwide shortage OF wheat. use
other grains" says Hoover. Every
body does for n while, then AFTER u
while everybody goes back to wheat
and the supply again runs short. All
the housewives order the best cuts OF
meat, but cattle can't be grown thnt
are all best cuts. The department OF
agriculture advises some other cut n
then every housewife orders that n
will accept no substitute.
Someone suggests that a few young
men and women might learn Spanish
to their advantage and Immediately
10000 in a single city start Spanish
and there are not teachers and text
books enough to go around. II an ex-
curslon bont tips and the captain calls
out, TOO many on n SIDE" the
crowd unanimously rushes TO the oppo-
site side and the boat lists more than
vel. A millionaire, asked for his
recipe for riches, said: go where
everybody Is doing the same thing and
do something different" lie had got
his money out Of the KlondIke by SELL
ing groceries.
We declared our independence as n
nation, but we have not yet declared
u independence ms individuals. We
do everything In mass movements, by
campaigns, drives, booms, crnzes, fads
and 'evivals. We cannot even fulhll
the simplest civic or family duties
without calling on all our fellow citi-
zens 70 aid. II is only by the procla.
nation Of n "Go to Church Sunday"
that we are enabled to make n batting
average In religion of n hit out OF a
possible 81. The rest OF the calendar
Is filled up with "Wrlte to Mother
Day" "Clenn-Up Day" "Plant n Tree
Day" BE Patriotic Day." "Be Thank
full Day." and the like. "All together
now" cries our ~gubernatorial or pres.
idential cheer leader, zone, two. three,
let 'er gow And we all go through the
motions Of the designated emotions
with the precision OF a rhythm ma.
chine.
"The strongest man In the world"
n Ibsen, "ls he who stands most
alone" That Is, I suppose, his way OF
saying that nobody but a strong man
could stand alone In a democracy like
ours.
The American people is as easy to
stampede as n herd Of Texas steers
and any one who tries to stand against
the rush gets trampled into the ground,
Edwin Il. Slosson In the New York
Independent.
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one sure Thlnu.

Care may kill people, but don't care
kills more.-Boston Transcript
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No More s%nuoollno.

"The honeymoon must be over"
"Why do you say thatf"
"rhey now carry individual umbrel-
las"
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Some men never recognize an oppor~
tunity unless II Is labeled.
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Make Room for Another.

"what does this fellow do for a liv-
ingf"
"He's a foot profteer."
"Sells shoesf"
mo, he charges $40 to give n
dancing esson."-Blrmlngham Age
Herald.
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aPaps's LlapspsIn" COneris Stomach

.st reief fer indieesfon easee isistu-
iencc, Heartburn, Sournesa, Fermentation
or Stomach Distress caused by ucidity.
A few tablets give almost Immediate
stomach relief n shortly tho stomach
IL corrected 50 you can eat fnvorito fooac
without fear, Large case costs only 90
cents al drug store. Absolutely harmless
and pleasant. Millions helped annually.
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DIDN'T Sound Liz. chopln.

Farmer spuds and Mrs. Spuds wero
neutrality-suspicious. would be q
better word-thelr first concert.
what be the chime the orkestry'D
plnyin' Of nowi" asked the fnrmer OF
his spouse.
II dunno" admitted Mrs. Spuda
But I card some bloke say as 'ow ~
were Chopin"
"Chopln !" snorted the farmer.
"Chopln be blowedi II sounds a deaf
more like saving !"
Some men never recognize an oppoE~
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An Anomaly.

"They say that ferret-faced man gets
along well with all his fellow-employ-
ees."
"Why shouldn't hef"
Because he works IN a rat Office"
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1920-10-22

Every cloud has a silver lining. The
boy who has the humps doesn't have
10 go 20 school.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1920-10-22

Some crooks are fly, but there are
no feathers on the jailblrd.