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II Seems Too Bad.

coat Is so nice and, then, your cool.
pink red dinner gown with Its black
seed trimmings and the green edging
on each one of you-oh, you've love
ly look when you are ready for din.
ners or lunches.
"You look so dressed up. You look
so cool and so refreshing and as
though you were going to taste SO fine
Yes, you're wonderful, perfectly won
derful. I'm not In the least Jealous Of
you, for ! admire you so.
I'm not jealous Of any OF the food
creatures so much liked. For In
stance, there Is corn. Corn Is well
liked. and I'm not jealous OF corn.
know some creatures who will eat sew
eral pieces OF corn. or rather ears Of
corn. and still will be ready for corn
the very next day, or even at the very
next meal.
Corn deserves the admiration and
affection II gets. Only II does seem
sad that hash couldn't sometimes get
a little bit OF affection and admiration.
too. II seems too bad"
"You were going to tell me what was
said" the watermelon told the hash
"You said that as per usual you had
been lnsulted.
"But you didn't tell me what II was
had been said"
"Oh, yes" said the hash, II meant
TO tell you. Well, the lady who was mr.
ranging what TO have for dinner said:
We'll, we'll have 10 have some hash.
fear. know everyone will he furious.
but still one can't waste. And ri have
watermelon rs great treat for dessert
10 make up for having hash first"
"Oh dear" said the watermelon.
that was too bad should think you
would hate me rs n result"
"Well. don't" said the hash. "for.
as told you. haven't n jealous dlspo.
sltlon know that I've got to be made
and so have members Of my family
all over the country and the land.
right down through history. I believe,
for things must not be wasted. But II
doesn't seem as II were so dreadful
as they make me out 10 be. think
that II cooks bothered little bit more
about me and put In some nice season.
Ing folks might get so they'd say. oh,
we're going TO have hash tonight
goodle, goodIe" That would certainly
rejoice the family of hash II such u
thing ever happened"
II do believe some day folks will
come to see your true worth" said the
watermelon.
"Ah. that's ltr said the hash. 81
have 50 much true worth aud no
charml wishf had n little charm,
50 folks would relish me and enjoy me
But do send out an entrcnty to cooks
to please season us and make MS as
nice as possible, for hash Is getting
tired Of insults aud would like to be
liked Just for change"
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tcrn-udded To good workmanship
and with figured silks, which will re-.
ward her with satisfactory results
when the same points are considered
and observed.
In determining the question OF color
when the seasons supply Of blouscs
Is under consideration. don't overlook
the vogue for jade green. II is very
popular this yenr and. when becoming
very lovely.
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Il You Need 4 Medicine
You Should Have The BGs

H.v. Won ,v.r slammed % reason ~
II IL that 40 many nroduc,. ,h,, ar, u
trnnyey Advertised ali Al once drop ~
Of sight and are soon ioreotten' N
reason 4. plain-the article did no, iug
the nromi.es q, m. manut,ctur,r ~
snn,s. ,no,a n..,,",,,.,s. @ ~ n,lsy
'.l,%" % pa',"u'.ly y 70.
s,,..,.DI .c'',nII preparation tnh n
rs.o,'"1.,1 ~ v"I ,"a'n system ,ne ~"
The Crittenden press., 1920-07-09
FIGURED GOODS FOR BLOUSES
Materials Lend Themselves Very Salts
fsetoriiy TO the Simplest OF
style pesiana

Figured foulnrd blouses are being
shown for spring and summer and
very attractive they are. Figured ma.
terials lend themselves best to the
simplest style designs. The woman
who wants to make her own blouses.
but Is not sufficiently skilled to work
out elaborate fusion ideas, may do
very well with a lace blouse-whlch
requires only care In matching the pat.
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SO OUT OF 100

OF the little Ills such as Nasal Ca
tarrh, Sunburn, Itching. or Soreness
anywhere. may be quickly relieved by
applying vacher-Balm which is harm
less, and cooling. Keep II handy.
and avoid limitations.
II you cannot buy vacher.Balm To-
cally. send SOC In stamps for tube,
to 4. w. vacher. Inc, New Orleans,
La.-Agents wanted.-Adv.
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New Panama Hat STYLE.

From England comes the vogue for
panama hats trimmed In n new nnd
decidedly unique way. These hats are
hand.palntcd In patchwork or unusual
designs or entirely painted In one col.
or faced with matching chiffon and
trimmed with folds-bands or scarfs
Of the chiffon combined with paten,
leather or ollcloth strlpa
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oettlno Alono with PeopIe.

The ability TO get on well with people
Ia very large factor In the happiness
~ life. Cultivate H. without sacri.
acing your own personality, without
being lnslncere or colorless, you can
learn to adapt yourself to those about
you. TO avoid their prejudlces. and to
draw out what IL loyable In them. IN.
stead Of arouslng their antagonism.
No accomplishment Il more to be de.
sired than the simple ability to get
along with people.-Glrls' Companion.
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Of the trouble some time ago and t~,c
some more Of your Compound and va,
soon all right again. | always recon-
mend your medicine and you NAV p.I.
lish my testimonial for the benf6, o,
other women. Mrs. JULES BrEo. !,
IL ], Box ~, Casco, Wis.
LYDIA + Pinkham's Vegetable Com,
pound. made from natiycroota anihrr.,
contains no narcotic or harmful d-ug,
and today holds the record OF bs.g,t6s
most succrssful remedy for fc n, M,
in this country, and thousand u ,,l'
un,ary testimonials prove this iis,
n you have the slightest da.s,us,
LYDIA T. Pinkham's Vcgctab.e Con-.
pound viii help you. write To lyta 4
finkham Medicine Co. (conGleat1l
Lynn Mass for advice Your k,,.,
win be- opened. read and answered HyA
woman. and held In strict eonllaH.r
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New Iceland.

Discovery Of the island Of New Zea-
land is attributed to Tasman In 1912,
hut exploration did not take place un-
III the time Of Capt. James Cook. 80
years later, while colonization was
delayed until 20 years before the Amer
lean Civil war. Colonization resem.
bled the settlement Of the Amer
lean colonies In that settlements were
made in half n dozen places instead Of
being promoted from central base,
according to the usual British method.
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plants Cold coffee or tea infusion i
good for all kinds Of ferns, Use II
Instead Of wntcr once II week, soaking
the roots Welt
When any metal Kitchen utcnSll
springs lcnk at an ncou,cnicnt time.
make n good temporary cement by
mixing little white ~ egg with wood
or coal ashes 10 make thick paste
Put this over the hole and hold the
utcnsIl over the heat until the paste
hukcs
To keep cake moist. cover with Nh
icing while q, is siil warm. then put
q small irly glas, ~ water In thc
cake box. The air la the box Is kept
moist by the water and the cake will
not dry ont An apple Is used Instead
of the water hy some.
To shrink fuhrlc. lny Il In the hath.
tub Ia the folds ms II cEmr from The
store Soak II viii aud leave f"r s"y,
crul hours until we'll dumpcurd, then
hang tIll dry. or nearly 80. before
pressing
Mend leak In hot water hottie
withWdhrsi,r plaster. Heat table SAT-
very hot and nll the hag with the bot
salt The salt retains the heat longer
than water. with ~ danger from leak
ins.
The Importance ~ well nttlnF sho's
Is vital Many woman suffers from
headache. bacguChc, nerve, uHd ;s;n
per because her feet Rrr not properly
dressed \ heel should be- large cu,uFh
even II high. 10 support the weight
Stockings should be- neither too long. 70
form wrinkles nor too short to cnus"
Joint trouble
bathing the feet daily In cold wHtcr
with good rubbing II faithfully fol.
lowed. viii cure rheumatism and Germs.
We are told by those Who have been
cured.
II the feet nr" swollen. ho, and rcn
sltlyc battle them In salt water then
rub with alcohol
Change oi hose and shoes oncc or
twice daily helps the feet wonderfully
The shoes should be- well nlrrd aud the
hose perfectly dry before dressing the
feet
To tougher the feet. soak dnily In n
bath containing alcohol aud salt
Come. Nh tho cup, ard let The Kettle
Sing
The Cream and sugar and ilo, water
bring
Mothinks this fragrant nqgii amber
here
within the Pot IL prstiY much the
Thing
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Geftina Your Shans.

The girls who are always worrying
for fear they nre not going TO ge, their
full share Of everything. ARE not the
ones who make success Of life. The
worthwhile blessings are reserved for
those who are so absorbed In helping
other people that they have little time
to think where they will come out
Girls Companion.
The Crittenden press., 1920-07-09
Grandpa Could See for Himself.

Grandpa had a birthday and daddy
gave Junior box of cigars TO give
grandpa. saying, What are you going
TO say when you give this to grand
pa, Junior?'
Junior replied: Happy birthday,
grandpa
"Yes," said father, "and many of
them"
Junior looked reprovingly at his IA
ther and said: "Oh. no, daddy. |
mustn't say that. He's supposed to
open it and then he'll see there's many
OF them"
The Crittenden press., 1920-07-09
When Man Welohs No,hl,,

rrot Edward V, Huntington Of I,,r
'ard university showed by m e,,ho
rate mass Of figures printed In Science
,h"' n man on n trnln moving nlonv
the equator westward at is.Too miles
an hour or eastward n, iO.7oo mllo.
an nour would weigh nothing. as men,
ored by an observer on the train
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Cause Of INDIGNATION,

"Confound them good roads fellers
to thunder" grumbled the turtle head
ed yeoman. They held a meeting In
the county seat luther day to folst
good roads on us, whether we wanted
'em or not. A lot of us fellers made 1t
up to go in and protest In the name
of our free American citizenship and
tell 'em what was what. And l got
stuck In the mud six miles out and
when finally reached town the meet
ing was all over."-Kansas City Star.
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was so weak I
couldn't do anything
fonnd a book
about LYDIA +. Pink.
nnA ms Vegetable
Z o m pound so
!. ,nouga, ! would Try
IT, and after taking
Il ! Boon felt bel.
Ter. That was A.
teen years ago and
! have felt welleyer
since except that 1
had n alight at,..l.
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You Can't Rub 1t Away;
Rheumatism is in the Blood

germs that cause the disease. s. s. S
has never had an equal as q blood
purifier. and scores Of sufferers say
that II has cleansed their blood Of
Rheumatism. and removed all tract
Of the disease from their system
Is. s. 8. Il an excellent system-cleanser; /;
II 10 not sold or recommended for vene.
real Diseases.
Oct bottle Of 8. 6. s., and get 90
the right treatment to-day. SpeSia'
medical advice free. Address Medea
Director. Ill Swim Laboratory, u
lanta. 0a.
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In n NeEy hot oven.
Cheese may be- added II desired.
Curry Of Vegetables. Cook one small
onion. one sour apple. one cupful each
of carrot. turnlp and celery cut fne.
Make n rich white sauce. season with
pepper. salt and curry powder snd
serve hot. These vegetables may ait
be- lcfloycrs or be- cooked fur the dish
Baked Banana puddino.-Cook one
and onefourIh cupfuls " bread
crumbs aud one hnlf cupful ~ milk
MI smooth Aii two inhlcspoonfuls
Of butter onrfuur'h " cupful ~
sugar, one cup'ul N banana pulp. one.
half tcaspoonful ~ salt and two beat.
IN egg yolks. Fold In The slliily beat.
en whites aud bake In hut,crcd hnk.
mg dish until nrm. Serve with lemon
snuce
Whipped Fruit Jelly. Take ono
package NJ nny prepared gelatin of
any navor Follow the directions for
" w HNl lhNl'lls i'N lfklWNlig 10
cool, hut before II sets, bent with n
Dover egg heater Bcat the white M
nm egg until stlr. then add one half
cupful Of powdered sugar. beat this
into the Jelly, then add two bananas
one onnrc and hulf n cupful of fresh
strawberries nh cut In SmnlI pieces
Make n boiled custnrd with the yolk
of the egg, two tahlcSpoonfuls " sugar
and one and oue.fourIh cupfnls a,
milk, Mold the Jelly, cool the cus,nrl
after II has been cooked until slightly
thlckened nnd serve on plates with IN,
unmoldcd Jelly.
sauaw olsh.-Cook together new
potatoes, onions, carrots aud mems
adding them In time 50 that NH nre
tender together. 4 half cupf,I ~,
diced Drowned salt pork with tho IN,
and pint of milk with snlt nnd non.
per for seasoning makes a very nm.
petlZing dish
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Redlngote lines have been intro
duced In dresses Of cloth. silk nnd vel.
vet for the coming autumn season BY
Paris deslgnerA
The Crittenden press., 1920-07-09

The latest thing In a handkerchief
Ia one made Of lowered chiffon. II
has a narrow hem or Is hemstitched.
This handkerchief comes In a variety
Of designs and colors.
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or course there are Others nm, NM,
klnd OF a sImp Is the girl who ca,.
ries mum In the summer and ma,,,.. Wv
. mutt In the winter.-Dallas Nrw.
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one iruNl'hhillui
Of the uilrat. In n
quart ut water
and use II Ia wa
ter the plnnts
every week This
tonic VIII produce
rapid growth In
Young, healthy
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N..4 hlA,4 ~ele
Nls Cost More

Samson wus plainly pecycd.
u don't see why they think n dollar
haircut IN expensive he cried
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skirt and Trousers to Match.

For the real sportswoman there 4,
n new divided skirt with trousers to
match.
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Liniments viii Never Cure.

If you are afflicted with Rheumatism,
~hy waste time with linlments, lotions
and other local applications that never
did cure Rheumatism. and never will
Do not try to rub the pain away.
vry the sensible plan Of finding the
cause Of the palm, and 20 after that.
llewovs tls cause, and you remove the
pais.
you VIM never be rid Of rheumatism
~aW you cleanse your blood Of The
The Crittenden press., 1920-07-09
FCkLES ". ;;.ss:$ !, !; ~;
An lndecision.

"My boy Josh has been readin'
lot o books about agriculture" said
Farmer Corn,Ossel.
"Then he's going to settle down and
help TO run the placer
81 dino YET. I'm afraid he's about
concludin' that farmin' is pretty hard
work except when It's took up as a
literary pursuit"
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SUMNER DISHES FOR EVERY DAY

with such variety ~ fresh Ncg
ctahlcs now In our gardens and mar
lctx one can have n
The Crittenden press., 1920-07-09
TOO WEAK TO
DO Anything
ASerious Feminine Illness Rem.d;.d
By Lydia E. Pinkh.u's Vegetable
COMPOUND.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

Cssco, Wis. -"After the blr,bo,o,,,
OF my children ! had displacemen, 'aon osh
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HELPFUL IDEAS.

Nitrate Of soda is good tonic Tor
house plants that need 1t. Dissolve
The Crittenden press., 1920-07-09

Many a girl thinks that the trouble
10 shcrtness Of time. while a. Q matter
q fact. she Il only short In planning
The Crittenden press., 1920-07-09
lmpoyta nj "a Mothora
New York's Great Fire.

New York's Great Fire.
one OF New York's greatest fires
started on September II, l7I6, six
days after the British captured the
city. Trinity church and 403 other
buildings were destroyed, says Gas
Logic.
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change every day
Esealloped cabbaoe-
Fill n buitctrd baking
dish with alternate Icy.
ers of crcnmed cabbage
and seasoned crumbs
having q top layer II
buttcrcd crumbs Brown
In u veEy hot oven.
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His Ariliation.
rs your son an nltruist In pollilos'
NO, he's n plain Democrat
The Crittenden press., 1920-07-09

In a mnn's life the greatest NV"
slty In more money.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-03-25
TAKE ASPIRIN RIGHT
Bayer Company, who introduced AS
pirin ia 1900, give proper
directions.

To get quick relief follow carefully
the safe and proper directions in each
unbroken package of 'Bayer Tablets
of Aspirin" This package is plainly
stamped with the safety "Bayer
Cross"
The "Bayer Cross" means the gen.
uine, wOrld-famous Aspirin, prescribed
by physicians for over eighteen years.
"Bayer Tablets of Aspirin can be
taken safely for Colds, Headache,
Toothache, Earache, Neuralgia, Lum-
bago, Rheumatism, Joint Pains, Neu-
ritis, and Pain generally.
Handy tin boxes of II tablets cost
but few cents. Druggists also sell
larger 'Bayer" packages. Aspirin is
the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture
Of Observation-Disclosures of Salicylic-
acid.-Adv.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-03-25
GET READY
FOR FLU
Ksep Your Liver Active, Your
System Purified and Free From
Colds by Taking Calotabs,
the NauSea1ess Calomel
Tablets, that are De.
Gghtful, Safe and
Sure.

Physf1aans and Druggists are advis
ing their friends to keep their systems
purified and their organs in perfect
working oGder as a protection against
the return of influenza They know
that q clOgged up system and a lazy
liver favor colds, influenza and serious
consultations.
TO cut short a cold overnight and ia
prevent serious complications take one
CalOtab at bedtime with q swallow of
water-fhat's all. No salts, no nausea,
no gripping, no sickening after effects
Next morning your cold has vanished,
your liver is active, your system is puri.
fed and refreshed and you are feeling
fine with a hearty appetite for break.
fast. Eat what you please-no danger.
Calotabs are sold only in original
sealed packages, price thirty-five cents.
Every druggist is authorized to refund
your money if you are not perfectly
delighted with Calotabs.-(Adv.)
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-03-25
New Wireless distress Cali.

A novel wireless emergency device
by which ships in distress can ring
alarm bells on other ships within wire
less range is reported by the Ameri-
can chamber Of commerce in London.
The present wireless system of COM
munication requires that an operator
to hear a call must be on duty, wear
ing the usual telephone headpiece.
The new device is said to enable any
station or ship equipped with a spe-
cial automatic transmitter key to call
up any station or ship within range,
fitted with corresponding receiver re-
lay, even if the operator is absent.
The calling up, according to the Amer
lean chamber, is effected by a bell
which starts ringing on the ships
called.
It is claimed that one of the most
important uses of the devices will be
to insure immediate and general at
tentiOn to S. o. S. calls.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-03-25
CITY PEOPLE "EAsY MARKS"
Many Bestowed Aims on Beegar for
Whom Lusty Youth Was En-
gagged in Barking"

Since efficiency is finding it's way
into all business one of the Oldest
professions" of all has begun to adopt
modern methods. The innovation is
due to beggar who made his stand
opposite one of the subway entrances
along the. Williamsburg bridge ap-
proach on Delaney street, the New
York Evening Sun states.
Many who passed this spot recently
were struck by the appearance of this
beggar, an elderly, long-bearded man,
who sat huddled up in a wheel chair.
Alongside was husky youth of nine
teen or SO, busily engaged IN barking
for the beggar. Secretly the latter
must have thought it a good joke on
the alms-giving public, for there was
always a smirk on his face. as his
friend shouted so none should neglect
to drop coin in the beggar's lap. His
'spieP' was in Yiddish which, roughly
translated into English, would be:
Stops Give charity. people"
Many who ought to have known bet.
ter stopped and gave.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-03-25
II You Need a Medicine
You Should Rave the Best

;. Have you ever sbupped 20 reason why
IL ls that so many products that are ex-
Ienslvely advertised, alla at once drop out
OF sight and are sOon forgotten? The
reason is plain-fae Htticlecd not fulfil
the promises of the manufacturer. This
epphes more particularly to a medicine
As medicinal proposition that has reiI
curative value aaEnosts sells itself, as like
an endless chain system THE remedy l.
recommended by those who have been
oenehted, to those xihoaare in need of 1t.
a prominent druggist says '"Take for
example DIR. KIlmsf4s SSwamp-Root. a
preparation have eb1d for MANY wears
and never hesitate DO recommend, for in
almost every case Ct sshows excellent ne
suits, as many of zny customers testify.
No other kidney Bemsdy hhas so large a
According to, Sworn statements and
verified testimony oftbhousands who have
used the preparation, the success of .Br.
Allmer's Swamp Root as due to the fact.
90 many people claIn, THAT it f1lflls al
most every wish IN overcoming kidney
liver and bladder aflments; corrects mi
nary troubles and uertralizes the uric
acld which causes rheumatism.
You may receive "a sample bottle of
Swamp- Root by Parcels Post. Address
IT. klmer & Co, aBinahamton. NJ ",
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper. Large and medium size bottles
Tor sale at ali drug rstores.-Adv,
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-03-25
RUB RHEUMATISM OR
SORE, ACHING JOINTS
Hub Pain Right Out with Email
Trial Bottle Of Old ~St
Jacobs Oil"

Rheumatism is pain only. Nos
one case in fifty requires internal
treatment Stop drugging. Rub sOoth.
ing, penetrating est. Jacobs or right
into Your sore, stiff, aching joints and
muscles, and relief comes instantly.
AfSt. Jacobs OIL" is a harmless rfeu-
matism cure which never dfsappofnts
and cannot burn the skin.
Timber up9 Quit complaining! Get
a small trial bottle of old, honest
'1St. Jacobs on" at any drug store,
and in just a moment you'll be free
from rheumatic pain, soreness, stiff
ness and swelling. Don't sufferi Re
lief awaits you. "St. Jacobs OiI' has
cured millions of rheumatism sufferers
in the last half century, and is just as
good for scfatica, neuralgia, lumbago,
backache, sprains.-Adv.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-03-25
Merchants In the PhlIIppIn.s

That a merchant does not need to
have or retain a capital investment In
an established business before he can
be admitted to the Philippine islands
is the gist OF decision handed down
in the case of a japanese merchant
who sold his business and came to
Manila for the purpose OF engaging in
business in the islands. He was de-
MED admission by the customs author
tiles on the ground that he did not be-
long to the class of merchants exempt
ed in the immigration laws.
Getting WOrther and Wnr4her."
us life worth living?"
II think that question has been en-
swered for good and all. The cost has
been more than doubled and we all
hang on. "-Louisville Courier-JournaL
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-03-25

every ONE told me the same but q kept
fighting tollEeep from having thBopera-
JHon. / hadreatf sO,many timesufl Lydia
Il. Pinkhan1ss Vegetable Compound and
itt.helped nyssister SOL began taking it.
II have never felt better than L have
since them and / keep house andam able
Ito do all my,work. egetaBleCC Com
pound is certainly one grand medicine. "
Mrs. ]. R. MATTHEWS, 1911 Sycamore
Street, Cairo, Ill.
OF course thereRremany seri0lscases
that only q surgical operation will re-
lieve. Wefreelys acknowledge this, but
THE above letter ,aandmany otherslikait it,
amply proWeTthGt many operations are
3Rcommendad when medicine IN many
eases is all that islneedad.
If you want special advice write ito
Lydia E. Pihkham Medicine Co. 6eond3-
dentiaD Lynn, Mass.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-03-25
hard 10 COMBAT.

A scientist said in discussion Of
AZ crti-tubercuEosis campaign:
Ignorance-ignorance of hygiene
is our worst foe, and ignorance is
very hard to combat
81 am reminded OF q story about a
scientist who once came upon an old
flint-cutter digging flInts from chalk.
The scientist, remembering supersti-
ton prevalent among flint-cutters,
said:
T" DO you think fffnts grown
:" 4 don't think nofhin' about 1t, SIR
said the old man. 4 know they grow
WELL said the scientist, take
flint home, put 1t on your mantelpiece,
and see how much it grows in a year
"'All right, sir said the flint-cutter;
and you do the same with a potatsr,
and see how much it grows"