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The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1920-08-06

As to Hal Chase. 1t was certainly
up to the Pacific Coast league mag
mates to chase Hal.
The Weston leader. [volume] (Weston, Umatilla County, Or.) 189?-1946, 1920-08-06

II not in the neck, poor Poland ut
least seems to be getting ii in the
Brest Litovsk.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17
FOR SALE

80. 0oO--2e room. a-atory brick and frame
building, NOW occupled a. a room
as hoqss iatel.hsd steam best
sa.2oo-,roqm brick modern. completely
furnished, good corner lot. High.
lands, close IN.
ss,aSo-aroom. modern, brieh s,aeso bun.
gaioN. completely and well furnish,
ed hardwood a0ors. large riaased
sleeping porch close In. Thisd ward.
some good business properties On West
Central avenue.
A. FLEISCHER
REAL ESTATE, FIRE AND AUTOMOBILE
INSURANCE. LOANS.
Phone ora. IA asu,A Fourth.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17
Who's Here
T0DAY'S ARRIVALS AT
LOCAL HOTELS
COINS.

COMBS.
G. T. Miasday. lDemlng.
AR. and Mrs. Tom O'Rourke. Van
couver.
Mrs. T. L. Wilson. Madr,d
". W. Mnfphy, Madrid.
o. w. Hopkins. Los Angeles.
~ D.. FoEun. Washinran. ~. &.
\. l.. Candie,. Denver.
bred inNan. Denver.
n, r. 0lvens, Roswell.
Mr.. ~ Mrs. A, o. ,iogers. lion
Texas.
r. r. Enlow, Tucumcnri
q. a, Eager. Turumciri
n. Hayden, santa ~.
John Green. Santa Ne.
Warner phantom. Santa Fe.
Jake Levy. Santa Re.
Ben Luccro. Rockyford. colo.
r J. crane, l,aton. colo.
Johh Bates. Los Angeles
,. j. Britt. Santa BE.
y. r. Drew Boston.
Waid bnrber. Kansas City.
Tex McCarty, Santa Fe.
John Becker Belen.
ALVARNDO.
~. y. King. Chicago.
Mrs. George Klncaid. Kansas city.
.. Wormser. San Ffanrisco.
t. A. Cowies. New YORK.
Miss NJ. 4. Woodberry. New York.
sam 4. Wooinrd. Wichita.
y. r. -cronenwett. Los Angeles.
j. u. Ethrb ,Ee. Los Angeles
D. w. Johnston. kOanoite. Va.
y A. slaton. Hoanoke. Va.
y. W. Sedgwick. Denver.
Robert q. Harvey, Denver.
u. w Jones. ~ PaHc.
c. a. Finley. Denver.
g. 4. Boyle, oklahoma city.
John NJ, Ormond. Toledo.
J. A. O'connar. Los Angeles.
NJ. r, Baker. lipston
W. H Itrkin. Boston.
g. A. Bailey. Amarillo.
T., q. Conner. Los Angeles.
q. q. stewart, Los Angeles.
Robert >. Turnbul, New York.
A. n. Douglas, MaEdniena.
CLAYTON Jenkins, Prove. Utah.
C. +, ~dsishback. Ut. sumner.
D. y. Mekercher. Ph0eniN.
STURGES.
q. W. Hennisey. Holbrook. Aris.
II. W. Green, Los Angeles
James KeouEh. 81. Louis.
". a, Schneider. Atchison.
". A. Hogan. Chicago.
g. g. Ford, Kanshs city.
T.. g. Allen. Denver.
q. t. Page. Gallup.
/. ~ wood. 81 Louis.
Albert Gusdorf. 81. Louis
q. A.. Wilson. ranch.
Roy v. King. 81. Louis.
o. u. Fails. 81. Joe.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17
Santa Re Time Table
E9


fHOM SOUTH
No. sOe-From Fl raao. Giusrm
10 siO-From HI Pnso. 9sO0sm
40. sol connects ~ H4lsR uith No. 90 for
Clovis. reeos Valley Kansas CITY and dnl;
Cost.
No. son connects A. Beisa with SO. = from
vlesis and points east aud soaih n Cioyil.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17

DEATHS

old. wife ~ a. ~ Fiiss died YesteFday a.
her home un South Walter street She is
rufslycd ~ her husband and a sister. Miss
Matte Walton NJ. aud Mr. fiiss came
here from Wilton junction. Ia e = French
BE- lu charge 81 funeral arrauEsmfutH.
CARLY Miss May Carer, ~ years old
diHd yesterday NJ her hufue. 1919 Past Cen.
tru avrnne She rame here three years ago
With her sister Margaret who D. employed
ny The Central rrintnK company The body
ikAAHE- Mrs. Christians pranre. "a
years old, died ~ the home Of her son.
ucorgc " frange 1901 south Fourth street
family eame herr from indianhpnlls. Ind
fnur years $50. & r.. French b. in eharse
~ funeral arrangements.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17
PouITRY Ann EGGS

FOR sALE-s C. white Leghorn Matching
Eggs. 1Ue each 30 or more. Be each. T. =.
Wiley Box is5, city; phone 2tli.Rg.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17

FOR SALE-Thoroughhred Ringlet barred
Plymouth Rock. \. Z, X. 7. Red eggs Ter
Matching. Also two r%ooEters. Rcd Poultry
Yards, ana W. Atlantic. Phone iae8-W.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17

Dale Croy La lHnin. Colo Minnie brown.
L. Iuuta. Colo.
Domaeiano SahcheE. Albuquerque Juana
Garcia. Albuquerque.
William Xwig Albuquerque. Frankie Jos
hn. Albuquerque
" G Chapman. Springs Lake. y "
Alma heller. Springs lake. \. NJ
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17

scratch pads ~ Zoe per pound. Evening
Herald business otiles,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17
DRs. SHERIDAN AND BERGER

Practice limited to-
GENITO-URINARY DISEASES
AND DISEASES OF THE SKIN
wasserman Laboratory In Connection
Phone SSe.
Citizens Bank Bldg. Albuquerque.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17

HOW To START In Business For Your
self b. a little book sent free BY a large
hosiery manufariutur selling its entire out
ui through special representatives. direct 90
Inc wtarrfa u shows you how 90 build
for keeps and how 20 make ~ 10 81, o
year a. some are doing. Write for ~ 70.
Hay CLOVIS Knit Hosiery Co, Philadelphia,
VA
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17
WANTED BOYS

d. Shine Shoes, Must BE Over lG.
AN make from S15 10 500 per
week.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17

Don't Fail 10 See the Model Of an
Up-to-Dnte Hutch. which viii he ca
hibited at tho text meeting Of tho
New Mexico Rabbit Association. which
viii bo held Monday. April 18Th, y
p. N. Chamber OF Commerce. Every
body welcome,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17

FOR RENT-Light Housekeeping rooms ..
and d.ronm furnished apartments also fur.
nished rooms. Don car line. M sirl gga
South Third phone UAi.i.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17

go DAILY selling $50 tre repair Mt, NO
cement no NllrantainE, repair puncture in.
ltHutlyi sample free. Huse Pneumatic Plug
Co. 1900 Beacon ChieaEo
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17

NE buy. raise aud sell for hearing rabbits
ou have with M. stating Your lowest prices
% large shipments. The Fur 4 Specially
Farming 60, 5i5.6i7 \. 2. Ave. Fargo.
~ nHk
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17

N ANTED-Chambsr maid. Methodist san.
utorium.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17

waitress. Manhattan
Cafe.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-04-17

HyANTED- Experienced cook. Apply Metre.
pnlitau Cato
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-21
A WONDERFUL RECORD

~ ITH fewer commercial reverses in the United States
d44 any since 1881 when the total number of
N less than half the number
existence insolvency statement has contributed largely
exhibit that has had parallel the
Washington financial expert The industrial and
repression the early part last which time
usmen uncertainty and hesitation not sufficiently
make itself manifest the failure
6451 defaults reported to R. G. Dunn
Co. during the twelve months recently ended.
significance of this showing demonstrated by the fact
the returns considered highly favorable
nsovencies and the $13291237 of liabilities
only sharply with the of the
preceding but the smallest 1905 1t
appears instead of disclosing the the
commercial mortality, which many people had expected
brought further reduction of 35 cent in number of fail
ures of 305 per cent in the indebtedness
while improvement the early of the is of
course, striking.
be right about of those naval dec
oraons important fact about the that it
voyed soldiers and back without losing single
transport The Tuscana guarded by English destroyers
sunk Had the Sims prevailed might have lost
more ships he wanted desroyers in Eu
ropean waters rather than conveys
~~~~~~~~e~~~~~~~~
Denver who supports family of five on $2334 per
allows $40 for insurance. He is not carrying
enough insurance for family of five.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-21
e YEARSAG0

(From the East oregonian, January
20, 1929
Levi Ankeny was in the city today
from Walla Walla.
r. N. Turner has returned from a
business visit to Heppner.
Senator Matlock returned today
rom Portland.
The annual meeting of shareholders
of the First National Bank of Pendie-
ton, took place this afternoon. Direc-
tors elected were Levi Ankeny, II. @.
Thompson. w. s. Byers. w. f. Mat
lock and Samuel p. Sturgis. Mr.. An
keny was chosen president, Mt.
Thompson vice president. and Mr..
Sturgis. cashier. C. B. Wade was ap-
pointed assistant cashier.
sam Endicott is in the city from
his ranch on the mountains near
Weston. Snow is yet 90 inches deep
that vicinity.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-21
is HAITI BETTER THAN CANADA2

- JBA Haiti Panama Chile, Brazil Argentine and host
of other South American and Central American
~ republics votes in the League of Nations
sembly will be II such votes that will normally
under leadership Uncle Sam The situation will
make the United powerful factor in the
assembly Working should be able to control
the assembly if wish to do need to do so.
worry the fact the big English colonies will
also be assembly, Is Canada much
entitled to delegate Haiti Panama? Is not Australia?
those snubbed for the brave part they
plaved in winning Shall allow Liberia and Hon
small fry republics to yet bar
neighbour The idea ridiculous particularly since
debating society and the actual gathering
council wherein all the big will have but
one vote be by Unanimous vote.
resolution but another effort to kill the
League indirect methods Great Britain would
never consent humiliation the
people the desire such action ta
If the Lodge ready accept the treaty with
out the Lenroo they the treaty ALL They
are against and should frankly say
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-21
HERMAN CLAUSSENIUS
Special Agent

IDAHO STATE LIFE INSUhANCE
An Old line Company that does all
its business in the west.
All assets except u. 8. Government
Bonds, are in western securities OF
substantial worth. Res. office 2lo
Beauregard St p. o. Box 3s.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-21

last evening.
Policemen arrested Harris Iyey,
another guest at the hotel, who was
taken first to the city hospital alco-
holic ward. When it was possible to
question him, he said he had drunk so
much. in Barker's room that he had
no recollection of subsequent occur
rences.
A man and wife. living at the hotel,
We're detained by the police, after the
wife admitted that she attended Bar
lrer's party. The lost ring and watch
were not found.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-21
AN OVERSEAS DIARY
(By Rev. J. E. Cornelison who served
with the Y. NJ. C. A. overseas.)

Tuesday, August 20.-Have packed
all necessary things in my bed-roll 50
it is very fat and heavy. My trunk
with the rest | am checking with the
American Express Co. till we meet
again." This morning as L returned
from breakfast 1 saw a very familiar
sight in France. The priest, hearse,
soldiers in arms accompanying with
just three elderly women in crepe be-
hind. 1t told its own story, war, de-
vastation, death, vacant homes, wild
ows, orphans" My very first letter
from the children since I left n. Y.
came today. The very day before
leave for the front where 1 know it
will be many days before any mail
reaches me.
| oh ioyi One can never realize what
letter means till he gets it under cir
custances like this. l don't wonder
/ that the soldiers long for letters from
/ their sweethearts, wives, mothers, chill
dren and folks in general. Now
know exactly how it feels for ] have
"got the feeling" If every letter /
get makes me feel as happy and strong
| to do things as this one does,I feel
sure that 1 can just lick my weight in
wild cats, and paint whole townships
red, and take on a few Huns to make
a full job and days work. Just so my
morale registers tonight. If letter
SO affects every khaki clad man, then
the son of every German mother better
pray that they be not written Have
paid my hotel bill and tipped" every
body about this hotel from cellar to
garret who has ever done anything
4 for me, or given me smile. Left an
| order for an early call so / feel like
! was ready for another move and this
lltime toward the front and Berlin.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-21
GUEST MISSES RING
AFTER CHAMPAGNE PARTY

ST. LOUIS, jan PA champagne
party, given by Harold Barker in his
room at the Planters Hotel "Wednesday
night, was followed. he complained to
police today, by the disappearance
from the room of a case Of champagne
II quarts Of whiskey. valued at $40 a
quart and Of his gold watch and dla-
mend ring, the latter valued BY MIN
lat $1,000. The ring, he said. was taken
from his finger. He discovered the
loss when he awoke from long sleep
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-21

> = = = = = y - =
COURAGE
THERE'S snothin life but the JOY OF the minute
There nothing n ove in it
There is snothing canh unless we begin it,
is snothin winning but what-we can win It,
-H Rowland.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-21
In a Manner of Speaking.

"Did Charles kiss you last night,
Penelope ?" asked Boston mother.
There was a slight liabial luxtap osl-
ton as Charles departe !, mother dear;
hut l assure you it WAS only momen-
tary and therefore innocuous. Jour-
nal o the American Me lical Associa-
tinl.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-21
HAVE YOU SCROFULA?
Now Said to Be as often Acquires
as inherited.

Now Said to Be as often Acquired
as inherited.
J 2 1t is generally and chiefly indicated
by eruptions and sores, but in many
eases il enlarges the glands of the
neck, affects the internal organs, es-
peeially the lungs, and if neglected
may develop into consumption.
1t causes many troubles, and Is
aggravated by impure air, nnwhole-
some food, bad water, too much heat
or cold, aud want of proper exercise.
Hood s Sarsaparilla, the medicine
that hasi been used with SO much
satisfaction by three generations, IS
wonderfully successful in the treat
ment Of scrofula. Give it trial,
II a cathartic or laxative is needed,
take Hood 5 Pills.--there is nothing
better for biliousness or constipation.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-21
AN OLD STORY NOW

ONT worry about the Flu If not feeling we'll take
~ yourself cold thing to handle you
take after properly There occasion for alarm
simply because people colds There
every year The damage last
was due to per per fright in the view
many people hard for people to get scared twice
by the same ghost story, all should be well this time
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-21
STOP ITCHING SKIN
Zemo, the Clean, Antiseptic
LIQUID, Gives Prompt Relief

There is one safe, dependable treat
ment that relieves itching torture and
that cleanses and soothes the skin.
Ask any druggist for a35c or 81 bottle
of Zemo and apply it as directed. Soon
YOU will. find that irritations, pImples,
blackheads, eczema, blotches, ringworm
and similar skin troubles will disappear.
Zemo, the penetrating, satisfying
LIQUID. is all that is needed, for it
banishes most skin eruptions, makes
the skin soft, smooth and healthy.
9l.s =. ". R9se { ,, elsyeiandso
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-21

If America doesn't ratify the treaty
the kaiser cannot be tried in accord
ance with it. Wonder if that is the
reason for certain opposition?
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-05
BETTER THAN A PICNIC

Wednesday, May rs, the Alb class
of Baxter school went on a picnc
Our teacher, Miss Henderson, told
us we were to have picnic but
didn't tell us where we were to 60
She said that was surprise. OF
course, we were very anxious to
Wednesday to come.
The day finally came and we
started. We walked out West
Fifth and crossed two railroad
bridges. We came to a big house
with a big yard and stopped. Miss
Henderson told us that was the
place for our picnic. Mr.. Wilson
showed us his rabbits and chickens.
There were over four hundred rab-
bits, some large and some very
small.
After we played games we ate
our supper. We played hide mad
seek, and wood tag. Then we went
home. We were tired but had a
good time. Miss Henderson asked
me to write letter to Mr.. Wilson
and thank him for showing us his
rabbits and chickens and using his
ground. | am sure the Alb class
will never forget that picnic.-Vir-
ginia Long, Alb grade, Baxter school.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-05
r ILLyWHIlKERCE
w. Il FRANCES TRedo MoNTooNeRZ IL

After Billy had left Mr.. Biggs, he
trotted slowly down the road won
dering where he would get his next
meal, for he well knew he would
never dare go back to Mr.. Biggs
after upsetting him in the geran-
ium bed and causing all the mis-
chief he had there that day. But,
being a goat of cheerful frame OF
mind, and used to looking out for
himself, he did not worry much,
and decided he would enter the first
garden he came to, and make free
lunch off the vegetables, or go into
a turnip patch and feast on them,
for if there was anything he dotted
on, it was nice, sweet turnips, fresh
from the fields.
He had gone some distance and
no patch or garden appearing that
was not enclosed by high, barbed-
wire fence, he commenced to get
discouraged. Feeling hungry and
thirsty, he was about wishing he
had behaved himself at Mr.. Biggs'
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-05
THE WHISPERING CAVE

him, so did the many cushions at
his head. and he went into a dream
less sleep after puzzling over it.
When Jack awOke, he found, af-
ter questioning Armunta, that he
had been ill, and with a high fever
for three days, and Armunta had
watched over him and fed him
healing herbs. Then suddenly,
Jack began to mend and could sit
up. One day Jack was again sur
prised indeed to hear Armuntas
sweet low voice sing mournful
little French song.
He called out to her (as it was
now light in the cave, for Armunta
had lighted a beautiful white lamp
that hung in the center of the cave
which was furnished richly, with
rugs, cushions, chairs and, wonder
of all, beautiful rosewood piano.
He saw Armunta sitting in a low
chair playing softly. He called:
"Armunta, Armunta, where did you
learn French?"
"A long time ago, Monsieur
Jack when was one young babee."
"Ah. Armunta, and what was the
name of the song you just sang?"
Love Me- was it's name.
Monsieur Jack" and then the loud
means and whisperings drowned
out Jacks reply. (To be continued)
BY Thelma |. Darby.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-05
ALARM CLOCK
TlCkLES WINDOWS

The boys and girls of Yorkshire
in England are not allowed to over
sleep, not much
Just at the moment in the morn
ing when they turn over and dig
down into their pillows for another
nap, along comes an old man with
a ticker on the end of long stick
with which he raps on their win
dOws and wakes them up.
He is the town alarm clock, get
ting folks up for work and the
whole community busy, whether
they like it or not.
Richmond, Indiana is 971 feet
above sea level. Snow Hill, Indi-
ana has the greatest altitude of any
part of the state. 1t is LIZA feet
above sea level.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-05
What We Learned
About Fruits

In the 5B cooking class at Starr
School we have been studying
ibout fruits. We learned that
here are many fruits which have
lcid in them. Some of which are
emons, oranges, cranberries, ap-
les and pineapples. You should al
ways wash fruit before it is eaten.
rhe reason for this is that when
you buy the fruit in the store many
people have handled it and it is
yery dirty. Never eat the skin of
my fruit unless it is clear and
lean. When you peel fruit that
has acid in it the knife turns
Drown. This is caused by the acid
the fruit. We eat fruit mostly
tor the flavor But there is water,
mineral matter flavor in fruits, and
n some fruits acid. The mineral
matter is very good for us. Apples
ire very good for you. When you
aat apples raw be sure and chew
he peeling well. The more fruit
We eat the less castor oil we will
lave to take, and that is fine
thing for us to know.-Maxine
I.eech, Starr School.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-05
A Butterfly Luncheon
Carolyn Sherwln Bailey

Do you want to entertain the
girls in your class before school
closes? Is your best friend with you
for visit, and do you plan to give
a luncheon for her? Then have
the daintiest possible table decora-
tons, which means that you will
make them with your own hands.
A roll of crepe paper stamped
with butterflies in all their cOlors
of garden and field is your mater
ial. 1t may be found in your
stationer's shop. Cut out the but
terflies, a whole flock of them, and
mount them,t two of them, back to
back, on thin, white paper, press
ing them under a weight to keep
their shape.
Suspend them from the lighting
fixtures by silk threads to match
their coloring. These threads
should be of varying lengths, SO
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-05
is KITE FLYING DECLINING?

The indianapolis Star reported
that the boys of today are not fly.
ing kites as much as boys used to,
and especially the tailed kites. The
writer of the report thought that
it was not nearly as much fun to
fly tailless kite as the tailed kind.
One new kind of tailless kite has
lately been made which looks like
the form Of some great bird, evil
IDENTIFY modelled over some kind Of
framework. When flying. it really
looks like a real bird.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-05

that the butterflies will seem poised
in the air and will move with every
breath.
For place favors make little bas-
kets Of light weight cardboard,
nine inches square, divided into
nine smaller squares. Cut out the
corner squares. curve the remain.
ing sides of the basket, make few
holes and lace it into shape with
narrow ribbon. The handle is a
strip of cardboard, ribbon wound,
and fastened on with tiny paper
fasteners. Line with crepe paper,
full enough so that you can rulfle
it out over the edge Attach one
of the butterflies as if it had
alighted on the handle, and fill the
basket with bon-bons.
For the center decoration, wind a
child's drumstick with pink ribbon,
and glue to a standard for a May
pole. Stretch narrow pink and blue
ribbons from it, fastened to the
hands of little dolls, dressed in tulle
to match the butterfly They will
stand on polished table, for you
will use doilies.
And how the girls will eXclaim
when they see how pretty it all is
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-05
JOSHING THE WAITER

A smarty went into New York
cafe. After eating big dinner, he
thought he would have some fun
with the waiter. Calling the waiter
10 him, he said, Bring me croco-
die with butter on it,"
"All right, sir" replied the
waiter
The waiter went a few steps and
stopped.
"Well, why don't you get the
crocodile?" smiled the smarty.
Sir said the waiter, " we got
orders that crOcodiles must be paid
for in advance, and they are $3.50
with butter and 800 without but
ter. - Chester Collins, Finley
School.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-06-05

over the counter with the broom, he
knew he was after him, but at the
same time he made up his mind
that he would not leave until he
had had drink of something-man
or no man.
So when the man made iunge
at him with the broom, Billy made
a quick rush at the man and planted
his head in the middle of the fell
lows stomach, sending him sprawl
ing on the floor where he landed
in the midst of a shower of tooth
brushes he had upset as he flew
by the showcases.