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Smyrna times., 1920-07-21

.LACROIX CASE GOES OVER
OCTOBER TERM COURT
SMYRNA CASE WHICH AROUSED
MUCH ATTENTION, POSTPONED
Men Accused of Spiriting Child AWAY
Held on Abduction Charge
Divorce Cases Granted.

In the Kent county Court of Cen
eral Sessions Wednesday, application
was made by A. b. Magee, one of the
counsel for Ross LaCroix, alias Jean
Valentine, the alleged kidnapper of
the five-year-Old son Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Edward Schreiner or Labelle, as thev
are known in the amusement world.
for a continuance of the case against
LaCroiX, the indictment returned bv
the grand jury being for abduction
rather than kidnapping. The attor-
ray general consented to the continu-
ice until the October term and the
! court ordered the case continued. Bail
was fixed at $1,5O0 and if LaCroix
can furnish it he will be released It
was reported Friday that cash bail
for that amount would be sent there
soon from New York. It is also
shown on the list of divorce in the
Superior Court that the divorce case
of Estelle Schreiner VS.. Edwin A
Schreiner still stands on the list of
the present term of court, although
no action was taken on the case bv
John d. Hawkins, attorney for Mrs.
Schrelner. The first divorce proceed
ings brought by Mrs. Schreiner were
heard at the last February term of
court, but the court refused to grant
the divorce, since which time it has
continued to remain on the trial list
apparently with the idea of being
heard again sometime in the future.
Rash Support Case Given Boost
In the case of Annie Rash VS.. Grif-
I'm Rash, in which an order of the
court of some years back had been
made that Rash was to pay his wife
S4 per month, application was made
recently for a change of the order
OF the court requiring Rash to nav a
greater sum to his wife. After hear
ing the case, the court ordered that
Rash pay to his wife the sum of SO
per month beginning with last week !
The Rashes are separated.
Knight Case Brought Up and Retired |
The case of Fannie NJ. Knight from
George P. Knight, in which a decree |
nisi had been granted, February "a.
1919, the case was retired, inasmuch
as the parties are living together and
have been ever since a few weeks af-
ter the divorce was granted.
Final DEGREES in Divorce Granted
Final DEGREES in divorce were grant
ed to the following: James E Price
from Mary S. Price; Olive Hirons
Shallcross from Ralph Shallcross;
Sarah Patton from James Patton:
Mary A. Pleasanton from Louis N.
PleasantOn and John w. Fooks from
Charlotte E. Fooks.
The Crittenden press., 1920-04-30
BLACKFORD

Rev. V l.. Stone OF Repton
filled his appointment at the Meth
odist church Sunday.
Revs. J. F. Prce and W. T.
Oakley passed through here re-
Gently.
Mrs Fannie Mcconnell OF this
place attended Presbytery at Stur-
gis.
Chas. McGregor and family have
moved from this place to Dawson
Springs.
Glen Thurmond OF Oak Grove
has gone to johnson City. Ill.
DR.. L. Z. Newcom has returned
from Evansville, where he has been
in hospital.
Fed ~ McDoNell who served
as principal OF the school at this
place left Sunday for Bowling
Green.
Alvah Carson left Sunday for
Bowling Green.
James w. Burnett has recently
had u stroke Of paralysis and is con-
fined to his bed.
Burtis c. Little and Mrs. Myrtle
White went to Evansville last week
and were quietly married.
Ruthford b. Morgan and Miss
Edna Roberts went to Clay and were
married last week.
The Crittenden press., 1920-04-30
BELMONT

Mr. and Mrs. Garreth Boyd and
little son spent Saturday with his
brother Clarence Boyd.
Mr.. Vermont Hunt and wife
spent Saturday and Sunday with Ed
Crayne and family.
Mr.. Sion Hunt and family spent
Saturday and Sunday with his
daughter Mrs. J. J. James.
MIR. and Mbs, John Mcconnell
and family spent Sunday with Mr..
Frank Boyd and family.
Miss Susie Ethridge spent Sat-
urday afternoon with Mrs. Grace
Crider.
MIR. Ben Crider took Off . biz
bunch OF hogs Friday.
Mrs. John Mcconnell and Mrs.
J. James went to town one day last
week
The Crittenden press., 1920-04-30
DYCUSBURG

Mr.. and Mrs. Eugene Decker
OF Paducah spent Saturday and Sun
day here the guests OF his aunt, Mrs.
J. B. WallingtOn.
Mrs. +. ID. Ramage and son
Chas Ray was in Paducah Monday
shopping.
Mr., and Mrs. Dugan Rhea OF tt
line were guests Of her mother Mrs.
VIM. Perryman Saturday and Sun
day.
Mrs. Minnie Cassidy of Eddy
vile is the guest OF her sister Mrs.
J. NJ. Graves this week.
Mrs. A. Martin and daughters,
Evangeline and Augusta of Fran
els were guests Of Mr.. and Mrs
Ike Martin Saturday and Sunday
Misses Ruby Brasher and May
Sunderland of Seven Springs were
in town Saturday.
c. T. Glenn and family will leave
Tuesday for Pittsburg, Pa. where
they will make their home. We
regret very much to lose them.
Jimmy Tucker spent Saturday
and Sunday with his sister Mrs.
A. Martin.
Melvin Henry OF near Seven
Springs was in town Saturday.
Freeman Bragdon was in Kut-
tawa Friday.
Miss Christine Banister and Anna
Lynn Lockhart OF near Koon were
guests of Liela Ferguson Thurs
day.
Mrs. Earl Martin and Miss Lily
Henson OF Lyon County were guests
OF Mrs. RObt. COoksey Wednes-
day.
Owen Boaz returned from Mon
roe La. last week.
Mr.. Glenn Martin OF Lyon coun-
ty was in town last week.
DR.. T. l.. Phillips and wife OF
Kuttawa were the guests OF her
mother, Mrs. p. X. Cooksey Tues
day.
Miss Rhea COoksey OF Kutawa
spent Saturday and Sunday here,
the guest Of her father and mother.
Vergil and Albert Cooksey were
in Lyon County Sunday.
OF Livingstone county were guests
OF her brother Charley Peek Sat
urday.
Cecil CoOksey who has been Grip
pied for several months from a cut
foot was out Saturday.
Frank Rice was in Paducah Mon.
day.
Mrs, Herbert Graves will leave
next week for Oklahoma where she
will join her husband.
Mrs. Shelby Dicker suffered a
severe attact of congestion Tues
day and Wednesday but is better
Mr.. and Mrs. julius Mckinney
OF Seven Springs were in town Fri
day.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Mckinney
OF Livingston county were here Sat
urday.
p. II. Cooksey was in Paducah
Monday.
Randall Johnson and Miss Mar
jorie Driskoll OF Livingston coun-
ty were in town Sunday.
Ted and Thomas Perryman and
Frank Charles attended a singing
at Seven Springs Sunday.
Albert Perryman spent the week
end in Livingstone county the guest
OF his sister Mrs. Dougan Rhea
Mrs. Frank Rice spent few
days with her mother in the Cald-
well Springs neighborhood last
week.
Miss Mae Baily and Dewey Grimes
OF Lyon county were in town Sun
day.
The Crittenden press., 1920-04-30

i have the agency for the IA
nous spirela corset formerly sold
by Mrs. W. NJ, Roehdester.
MRS, EDGAR HOWERTON RI 4
Marion Ky. phone. 1873
The Crittenden press., 1920-04-30
PINEY CREEK.

Aunt Jane Handy is visiting her
daughter n few days.
Miss Bertha and Walter Cannan
visited MIR. Gilbert Campbell and
family Saturday.
Mr.. John Rushing and wife were
guests OF J. o. Belt Sunday.
Kelly Jennings and sister Vera
visited Mr.. viii Jennings Satur-
day and Sunday.
Mr.. Frank Hunt and family Wis.
tied Mrs. Hunts parents Mr.. and
Mrs. WIN Woodall Sunday.
The Crittenden press., 1920-04-30
FOR SALE

Eggs for setting from Sim
gle Comb r. /. r, hens bred
to lay. Is eggs $l.50 at the
house, 50 90 delivered, 100 eggs
81 90 at the house, So. 90 de.
livered. Mrs. F. l.. Mcdowell.
phone 1876, Marion. Ky. 3l.S'
The Crittenden press., 1920-04-30
Local News
HH>>H>HHHHHS


DR.. W. T, Travis was in Marion
Monday.
J l.. Sullivan OF Rodney was in
Marion Monday
Earl Walker left Tuesday morn
ing to join the navy.
u, +. Franklin OF Sullivan was
In Marion Monday
j. l.. Riley OF the Salem section
was In Marion Monday.
Mrs. H. b. Williams sold six
~ chickens this week for $l27.
j. II. Orme and wife visited
their farm in Union county last Fri
day
Clyde Ross OF East Marion went
to Louisville Tuesday to join the
Navy.
NJ. Y. Num- Sr. who has spent
the winter in Texas returned Fri
day.
Miss Cordie Wheeler who has
been quite i'll with the flu IL now
up.
George Corn OF Salem went to
Evansville last week to undergo an
operation
J. X. Catlett OF the Princeton
Leader was In Marion Monday on
business.
W. j. Wilson and p. c. Lamb
OF Sugar Grove section were in Ma
rion Monday.
-Voiles, organdies. silks. In piece
goods at Lottie Tinsley Terry's.
J. NJ. Persons returned last week
from a seven weeks visit in Birming-
ham Alabama.
Allen Rice the son Of Watson
Rice fell and broke his right arm
the first OF last week.
Special sale ON sailor hats. white
maline hats. Milan leghorns at Lot
tie Tinsley Terry's.
X. F. Wheeler and niece Miss
Neva Woodsldes motored out to his
mothers farm Sunday.
c. A. Taylor is moving to the
Old WilsOnia recently vacated by the
Kentucky Fluor Spar Company.
Medley Cannan is moving to the
&C. A. Taylor residence on North
Main Street.
MIR Neville Moore who is a stu
dent OF law at State University is
at home on short stay.
A horse was stolen from Frank
White on last Sunday night from his
barn in the Piney Creek section.
W. NJ. Hurley. OF Sheridan lost
his barn, some corn, farm imple-
ments and hay by fire last week
Nice wool serge boys suits. Suits
OF all kinds for boys on sale at
Lottic Tinsley Terry's.
u II Easley shipped two thor
opgh-bred hogs to Tennessee and one
TO Arkansas Monday.
Mrs. j. g. Rochester who has
been In the hospital in Louisville
for several weeks is reported no
better.
Mr. and Mrs. A. c. Moore left
Monday for Nashville Tenn, where
Mrs. Moore will undergo an oper-
alton.
Mayor c. W. Haynes went to
Louisville Tuesday to attend u meet
ing OF the Salvation Army.
Mrs. Florence Harris who is
teaching at Evansville was in Ma
rion Wednesday and Thursday WIS.,
iting friends and relatives.
Rev. W. p. Gordon delivered
a lecture in the Methodist Church
Monday evening in the interest OF
the lnter-Church movement.
Mrs. Harry Scott. OF Troy Indi-
ana, and Mrs. II. G. Weiss OF Evan
sville spent Sunday with Mrs. Wal
ter Mcconnell.
John Guess OF Tolu was taken to
Evansville last week for an opera
linn nr nwary arnnpna ., iad h,,,
The Crittenden press., 1920-04-30

sale. +. G. COX.
Mr.. Kirby Thomas was in Black
ford last week.
Miss Grace aylOr of Salem was
in Marion Monday.
o. s. Denny made a business
trip to Tennessee this week.
For gents furnishings go to Taylor
4 Taylor's.
Harry Walker is visiting in Rep
ton and Providence this week.
Mr.. Henry Patton of Horse Cave
was the week end guest Of friends
in this city.
Miss Virginia Easley OF Tolu
spent the week end with Miss Viva
ShuttlewOrth.
The High School was dismissed
Friday, as the teachers were atten-
ding the X. f. A.
Mrs. j. B. Hubbard who has
been under treatment in Louisville
has returned home.
Reginald Wilson, who has been
attending school at Bowling Green
is home for vacation.
Mrs. James II. Moore visited
friends and relatives In Nashville
Tenn. last week.
Mrs. J. W. Blue and daughter,
Miss Virginia. were in Evansville
shopping last week.
Go to Taylor & Taylor's for q Style
plus Suit. It's guaranteed to be all
wool
Judge C.. S. Num- was in Evans
vile last week attending the Good
Roads meeting there.
Mrs. Nellie Olive Ward. OF Evans
vile, was the week end guest of her
parents. Mr.. and Mrs. Jesse Olive
l.. E. Guess and o. +. Guess
spent the week end in Tolu, the
guests OF their mother, Mrs. Sallie
Guess.
Mr.. Ray Foster returned 10
school at Elkton. Sunday after a
week with his parents Mr.. and Mrs.
Joseph Foster.
Mrs. Greed A. Taylor returned
Thursday from Rolling Fork, Miss,
where she had spent a month with
her brothers, Clarence and CLYDE
Gilliland.
Look our line of new suits over be.
fore buying. Taylor & Taylor.
There is quality, style and service
in Delker Auto tops. You see them
everywhere. John J. Delker Co.
Henderson Ky.
Mrs. Madeline Babb, OF Hodgen-
vile, who spent the past two weeks
with her parents. Mr.. and Mrs.
S. NJ. jenkins. left Sunday for her
| home.
Leonard Shuttleworth left Sat
urday for Elkton to re-enter school,
after having spent two weeks with
his mother, Mrs. Minnie Shuttle
worth.
Mr.. A. p. Shanks who has been
the guest OF his sister. Mrs. Sallie
Guess, at Tolu. and his nieces. Mrs.
c. S. Num- and Miss Della Barns
OF this city left Thursday for his
home at Gold Dust Tenn.
Mr.. Neil Guesss happened to
the misfortune Of getting his new
automobile considerably damaged
last Friday when he let Homer Will
son take II to wash II of. The man
had presumably never driven a
Dodge car for when he returned
the storage battery was torn OF, the
gasoline tank smashed, the brake
rods bent and worst OF all the mo-
tor was damaged.
Fire damaged the residence Of W. T.
Mcconnell to a considerable extent
Tuesday morning, shout 10 o'clock.
The fire originated in the attic near
a chimney in which some waste paper
was being burned.
The Crittenden press., 1920-04-30

Mrs. Clene Lanham il reported
to be getting along nicely. She was
operated on at st. Mary's Hospital
in Evansville.
The Crittenden press., 1920-04-30
FOR SALE

Four nice jersey heifers. will
freshen In May and June. II. PARIS
Marion Ky. Ss'2|
The Crittenden press., 1920-04-30

FOR SALE House and lot In
Marion, Rev. +. l.. Mcdowell
The Crittenden press., 1920-04-30
SEED CORN FOR SALE

Big white. red cob. test e5co
50. per bu. L. Il. HUNT 4 Co.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-07
REPUBLICAN TICKET

For President-Leonard Wood.
For United States Senator-Peter
NOrbeck.
For congress:
First Observation-Disclosures Christopher
son..
Secon1 district-Royal G. Johnson.
THIRD district--Wil!iam Williamson.
GOyernOr-W. Fl. McMaster.
Lieutenant Governor-Carl Gnnder-
SON..
Secretary OF State-Charles H. Burk-
ha1t.
Audftor-Jay Reeves.
Treasurer-W. s. O'Brien.
Attorney General-Byron Payne.
Superintendent OF, Public Instruction
Fred Shaw.
commissioner OF School and Public
Lands-N. e. knight.
Railway COmmissiOners-John w.
Rash. second district: and Dawes
Brisbane, third district.
LEGISLATIVE
Senator 3lst dist &C. S. Amsden.
Repr0sentatives-Julius JOrgenSOn
and John Birch.
County Treasurer-W. s. Nixon.
County AuditOr-John G. Cahill.
Bhcrid-E. M. Lutz.
Rogi1tor OF Deeds-Joseph Hedman.
C10rk Of C0urts-Earl Liggett.
8upt. HchOols--Nettie Johnson.
8tetes Attorney-Thad L: Fuller.
County Judges. s. Lockhart.
COrOuer-Dr. Chas. Flett.
Co. Com. Sd dist.--Frank Fransen.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-07

there parents studying college
catalogues and planning the edu-
cation and training and future ca
reer Of their 'best blooded stock"
their own sons and daughters as
solicitously?
"Are you giving your best blood
ed stock the care it deserves ?" is q
weighty question in the light of
the example taught US by these
boys and girls.-Dr. Willis E.
Johnson in Sunshine State.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-07

job has ! capacity Of more than
5000 square feet ! day.
The work Of laying the pave
ment WAS started last fall and
concrete was poured for one half
day before the cold snap stopped
operations. This concrete was re-
moved this spring before the paw
ing started and re-laid. The street
has all been graded and all that
remains to be done is to drag and
roll it as it is necessary to do so.
The curbing on Second avenue is
being put in.
The company has a force OF
more than twenty men working.
Four horses are Kept busy hauling
the concrete in carts from the mix
er to the place where it is laid.
The company has a gravel loader
which is placed between the piles
of sand and gravel SO that it car
ries them to the mixer, eliminat-
ing a great amount of work and the
extra help which would be needed
should it be necessary to wheel it
in barrows.
Plans for the Pavement Day
which is to be held just before the
newly paved street is opened to the
public are being given their polish
ing touches and Milbank e
chants promise n of the biggest
days that the city has ever had.
Free entertainments, show, dance,
and bargains will attract the peo-
pie for miles and miles around
and many have who never visited
Milbank before will be here on
that day.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-07

Sunday, May 9th is Mothers
Day. Every son and daughter
should pay a tribute, q silent
tribute. if she has passed into the
Great Beyond, and a loving kind.
ness If she is still on earth. The
white carnation is for the dead,
and the red is for the living and
every one should wear a %carnation.
Mother Day should not however
be limited to one day out Of the
year. Every day should be your
mothers day. Every day a man
should pay q silent tribute to his
mother, or show her some special
kindness that would make her heart
sing. The Mother love is one OF
the greatest of Gods manifesto
tions Of his infinite love for man.
kind. It springs from the heart
and breast Of q mother. and knows
no earthly bonds. The mother Of
hardened criminal loves her boy
Just as much as the mother OF .
model man. The mother Of a half
wit sees no difference between her
son and the greatest Of the tgreat.
It Is unmeasured, unbounded and
many times unreasonable. But it
10 truly = gift from the Almighty
and should be honored as such.
Honor thy father and thy mother
that the days may be long on the
EARTH" Show your love. your re-
specG and your appreciation for your
mother on this day. that you may
be counted with those that shall
inherit the earth.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-07
"HOW many of you own some
pure-bred stock Of some kind?"

"HOW many of you own some
pure-bred stock Of some kind?"
This question was asked q group
Of boy. club workers at one of their
camps last summer. Instantly, the
hand Of every boy waved in the air.
It was q most significant showing.
What do these lads talk about
from morning until night, and
think about, and plan for and
dream Of? What grips their inter-
est and dominates their ambition?
These lads are wiling to work
day and night for their very own
FLOODED stock and to make any
sacrifices for their welfare. Moth
ing appeals SO much to the boy as
doing what men do. These boys
have man-sized plans and worth
while interests and they know It.
That they are playing at LIES
game III dead earnest is shown in
the astounding fact that the SOW
and litter clubs Of boys and girls
have produced in South Dakota
alone last season over = million
dollars worth of hogs.
It goes without saying that the
boy or girl who is busy and is hap
BY in the work IS saved from many
. mischief which the devil finds
for idle hands. In producing 4
million dollars worth of pure-bred
hogs there has been vastly more
than . million dollar investment
lin those qualities which make for
true manhood and womanhood.
Parents, you have the finest
blooded stock in the world, blood
III your blood, bone Of your bone.
Are you as anxious and thoughtful
about this choicest Of stock as
these boys and girls are about
their very own blooded pigs or
calves or chickens?
There are few parents who can
not learn lessons from their own
children. Here is 3 profound one
for you. Is there = club boy own
ling i pure bred pig, who during,
the past season hasn't read and
|studied 1t least q hundred pages
|on the feeding Of hogs? How many
nea>s has the lads mother read
and studied Oh the feeding Of her
- - - -
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-07

FOR the past two weeks we
have had no political aspirant toss
'1is Int into the ring and ex@laim,
Well, Il the people demand it"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-07
THE HERALD.ADVANCE
I. \. DeNN1e, pubasAef. 4. 1. NELSON, Editor

HAVE you an overall in your
family7
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-07

THE curse Of wealth cannot
compare with the curse OF. being
without II.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1920-07-24
THE CROWD.


otimes bring the crowd
the crowd rather
mistake the
is the ci-
themselves for the good
mid citizen crafty
crowd They have not the wisdom the
solidarity o Withstand the unthnking crowd
politician alike they
influenced crowd the
A launched but poorly
attracted let the
blossoms and dies The
that sticks 1t MADE OF that
disappearing stuff and passes
usually from
mistaken popularity but not always
Many SIM
The the gathering io the
creates
usually
them with
public life able forceful and useful
being rather than to sub
and 1udg
the stage OF
notably
history the city although ne
until Speer
than mayor
because was not AFRAID Oh
opportunst
constantly kept their ear to the ground
him with
in back Such was the late Col
his time Thus is to be with the
crow Of the crowd but not with the crowd
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1920-07-24
SENATOR HARDING's SPEECH OF ACCEPTANCE.

DEPLETE with wisdom eoquence patriotism justice and and
of
Ohio Senator Lodges speech of notification which also
great Republican
United Senate Once again the nation takes hope in
the possibility of Republican administration once again te one
his firm expressions of
the federal government should stamp
ynching and remove that stain from the fair name OF me
discussed
of the nation who perhaps less known for his pre-
his retcence This wonder
WILL without doubt plug the of the oppo-
siton press and party VINO began at once strenuous ana prop
Harding but faint and
Senate of the United States His speech of
acceptance thus Vndcaes the action OF the chicago III
rehabilitation of the
OF
refreshing
rather contents
himself elected with being constitutional President VINO Will nave
patriotic its constitution
America" need only read
Hadng speech acceptance He announces from the
party government
cratic or what not Again he says NO man Dig enough 10 run ~
coming the Republican
team work between the executive and the two branches OF the
government
the cabinet meetings marks Senator Harding as
should be- He speaks for
that "our hold to the
speech 1--WE do
this republic to world civilization There no hate in the American
suspicion people the world
class and
the nation To the and daughters who toll he pleads o more
defends their
age he believes in helping those VINO sui surfer from the
the American Negro,
the full of cti
nshp bestowed that their sacrifices blood on the of the
opportunity all of
justice demands
faith hopes and
aspirations we shall march to victory
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1920-07-24
ATTENTION, MR.. DENVER,

The Intermediate Endeavor League
of the Shorter A. M. E. Church request
your presence at the unwilling of the
Memiral Tablet in memory of our dead
dead heroes of the Worlds War, Sun
day, July %, 1920, at 2:3O p. m.
This affair will be featured by a
special program which vol be patriot
ic, intelligent and classical; in that
the prominent organizations are TAX
ing part, viz, the American Legions,
the Y. NJ. c. Az the N. A. A. C. p,
Allen Christian Endeavor League, and
Governor Oliver H. Shoup.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1920-07-24


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strengthened
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The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1920-07-24

DR.. Westbrook, physician and sur
geon, office 25 Good block, 18th and
Larimer streets. Phone Main 5595
Hours 10 to II a. n1., to 4 and to
8 p. m. Residence 2555 GIenarm
place. Phone champa 614s. Hours at
residence by appointment. Call PLY
sioians and Surgeons Telephone Elk
change. Main 1924, night or day. *
Ray examination and treatments a
speciality.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1920-07-24
But One Way Is Better.

A bluff, hearty old bachelor friend
of the family. trying to get on terms
with the son Of the house. asked him.
"Have you practiced any fancy meth
sonny. 81 can skate only two ways as
yet" "Ah, and which are .theyT
standing up and sitting down." said
sonny.
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1920-07-24

Gertrude had attended funeral and
had been much attracted by the beau
tiful hearse. Last Sunday she was
in the yard playing when another
hearse glided smoothly past the house.
She ran into the house clapping her
hands in an excited way and called
to her father: 20, papa. come quick
and see the nice graveyard machine"
The Colorado statesman. [volume] (Denver, Colo.) 1895-1961, 1920-07-24
Historian Married Seven Time.

One of the best-known examples of
a much-married man is afforded by Sir
Gervaise Clifton, the historian of ia
maica, who married seven times, five of
the brides being domestic servants
from his own household. His matri-
monial ventures all turned out hap
PLY.