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New-York tribune., 1920-12-11
Marine Reports

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New-York tribune., 1920-12-11
Army Orders

From The Trtbune's Washington Bureav
WASHINGTON, Dec. 1O.-Army Or
ders. issued to-day follow:
Ipfo
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-05
CLUB
BRANCH ACTIVE
Organize in Fords to Garry on
Work of Township 0rgani-
zation--EventS Planned.

FORDS. Nov. 5:-A meeting was
hold in the home of Mrs. Wesley
Liddle Wednesday afternoon for the
purpose of forming a branch of the
Woman's Club in this place. Mrs.
Thayer Martin, an active worker
and member of the Woodbridge
Woman's Club, was present to read
and explain the bylaws of the club.
and posted the Fords branch on
some of the work carried on by the
club in Woodbridge.
plans were formulated for a Com
munity Christmas tree, with baskets
of cheer for the needy families and
goodies for the children. Plans
were also completed for a memorial
tree, which is to be planted on n
school grounds on Armistice day.
November II, at 3 o'clock.
Melvin Clum will give the address
in presenting the memorial tree and
exercises will be given by the school
children. A program for this occa-
sion has been arranged by the MEM
bers of the new branch.
Meetings of the new branch of h
Woman's Club will be held the first
Wednesday of every month at ESQ
O'Clock in the home OF Mrs. Wesley
Liddle, who was elected president
nro tenn. At the next meeting a
permanent organization will be
formed and active work will be
started. A social time and refresh
ments were enjoyed at Wednesdays
meeting.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-05
IN. e. a. star Specially

~ Ne <hs ots
LONDON-So-called "~old-fashion-
ed church people" have been shock
ed and the scientists and more mod
ern" religious folk much elated by
the publicly expressed views of the
Rev. f. w. Barnes, canon of West
minister, on the origin of man.
Before the solemn church con-
gress, packed with archbishops, bish-
ops and other divines, Canon Barnes
declared:
systematic observation has made
it practically certain that man was
not specially created by God, as un-
til two generations ago, all Christians
believed.
SIC the biologist man was cousin
to the apes. His ancestry, as embry-
ology affirmed, went through the am
phibians to the fish.
such a discovery gave to all re-
ligious speculations as to he origin
of mar a background far different
from that of the theologians who
elaborated the doctrine of the Trim
ity."
Canon Barnes raised a storm be-
tween the orthodox and the heretics
that may split the Church of England
into two distinct camps.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-05

and Mrs. Joseph B. Moore of Wash
ington recently celebrated their 6Sth
wedding anniversary.
Are there any other couples who
can show a longer record? DIR. Moore
would like to receive a letter from
them if they can top his 6S years of
married life. His address is 2713
psf, northwest. Washington, d. c.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-05

DIR. Moore, who is 81 years DID, mas
been smoking for so years! But e
about to give it up, he says. because
he doesn't think smoking does him
any good. He smokes a pipe and a
very modern brand of cigarets.
II believe the secret of long life Is
early marriage" he says. =
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-05
Gosh!

The editors of the country were
asked by an Eastern publication to
state their preferences for appoint
ments to the next Presidents Cahf
net. And someone voted for Bryah
for Secretary of State and someone
voted for Burleson for Postmaster.
General
Evening star., 1920-09-02
POLICE FUND NEARING
FULL QUOTA OF $50, 600
Collections From Sale Of Tickets for
Base Ball Game Push Total
to Within $50 of Goal,

Announcement was made today that
the police relief funds anticipated
quota of $4,000 is but $32 short, fol-
lowing the latest. summary Of the sale
of tickets for the Police Department
Home Defense League base ball game
At the American League Park On Sat
urday.
Tbday's bulletin states:
The total sales of tickets for the
relief fund this morning amounted to
exactly $19,968-only $32 short of the
anticipated $4,000.
THE precincts are still turning In
good daily sales and it is certain that
they will continue to do SO until the
game is called. so active, earnest and
enthusiastic have the men been to sell
every possible ticket for the widows
and orphans fund.
The standing of the precincts is as
follows: Precinct No. I, $4,S51; pre-
clint No. 10. 1886: precinct No. 2
$2,500; precinct No. 8. $1.775; precinct
No. s. $1.609; precinct No. z, S1,342,
precinct No. 3. $1,1S9: precinct No, 8
S1.166; precinct No. II. 1867; detective
bureau. $615; precinct No. 4. $3.50; pre-.
cinct No. 5, 1908: White House detach.
ment. $3.50: harbor. SCI: women's bu.
reau. $27. and house Of detention, 81
Evening star., 1920-09-02
Cement SHORTAGE
H|TSD. c. BUILDINGS
Col. Kutz Has Novel Plan to
Prevent Serious Tie-Up on
important Structures.

Inability to get sufficient quantities
of cement is retarding the big build
ing program provided for in the last
District appropriation bill. according
to Maj Carey Fl. Brown, assistant
engineer commissioner.
The shortage in cement at the pres
cement works cannot keep laborers to
put this necessary building materail IN
bags for shipment.
Col. kutx Has New Plan.
To get around this difficulty the En-
gineer Comm ssioner. Col. Charles W.
kutz. has decided to try novel meth
cd of shipment. Closed freight cars
will be lined with a heavy grade oi
paper and filled with cement in oulk
The cement will be put in bags Wnen
1t reaches Washington.
If this plan proves successful the
city probably will be able to over
come the present shortage IN cement.
Contract for excavating and laying
the foundation of the new Eastern
High School has been let to George
Hyman but the cellar will not be
dug until the contractor has enough
cement available to begin the founda-
ton.
school Addition Progresses.
Mai. Brown said that the cement
shortage has not yet affected progress
on the addition to the Petworth
ments of cement do not arrive more
regularly.
Contracts also wilk be let this month
for the erection of the four psyche
pathic wards of the new Gailinger
Hospital and for an eight-room school
in Langdon Woodbridge section. Both
of these projects will require large
quantities of cement
Evening star., 1920-09-02
CIVIL SERVICE REPORTS
Government JOBS OPEN
Appointments Carry Salaries From
$76O to $4,000 Per
Year.

Additional vacancies are announced
today by the United States Civil Serv-
ice Commission. with remuneration
varying from $3.50 a year to $4,000 a
year. Applicants for the positio
will not be assembled for written
tests. ratings being based on training
and experience.
These positions include Indian serv-
ice. $3.50 a year and furnished quar-
tiers. heated and lighted; laboratory
assistants, bureau of mines. $1,0S0 to
81, 500 year; assisting testing engi-
neers, bureau of public roads. $2,100
to $2,700 year: investigators In of
fee management, bureau of efficiency.
$1.400 to $500 a year; and chief and
assistant chief surveillance inspectors.
$2.400 to $4,000 q year.
Examinations in which competitors
will be assembled have been sched-
uled to be held October for file
clerks, departmental service. $500 to
$1,000 a year. and law clerks. Depart
ment of State, $4,000 a year. and on
October s and for junior engineers
and deck officers. coast and geodetic
survey. $4,000 a year.
The increase Of $50 a month grant
ed by Congress may be allowed ap-
pointees to all of the positions named
at salaries of not more than $500 a
year.
Evening star., 1920-09-02
CONFEREES TO MEET.
Latest Phases of Subject to Be Con
sidered.

The joint conference on reclassiffca-
ton is to meet tomorrow night at 8
O'Clock at 1923 New York avenue to
consider the latest phase Of the SUBJ
ject. 'Reclassification Afioat" was the
subject for members of the confer
ence aboard the steamer Rosedale last
night. Informal talks were given by
Bufd w. Payne. president of the
Federal Employees Union, No. 2; A. ].
Oliver, chairman of the conference
speakers committee, and others.
Employees of the bureau of pensions
are to meet at the close of business
today in the great court of the build
ing to listen to speakers Of the con-
ference tell of reclassiflcation. A band
is to play.
The Jasper news., 1920-02-19
SALTS IF BACKACHY
AND KIDNEYS HURT
step Eating Meat for a While u
Your Bladder 10 TreubIipo
You.

When you wake up with backache
aud duh misery in the kidney region 1t
generally means you have been eating
too much meat, says a well-known au-
thorIty. Meat forms uric acid which
overworks the kidneys In their effort
to filter It from the blood and they be-
come sort of paralyzed and loggy.
When your kidneys get sluggish and
clog you must relieve them, like you
relieve your bowels; removing all the
body's urlnous waste, else you have
backache, sick headache, dizzy spells;
your stomach eours, tongue is coated,
and when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine is
cloudy, full Of sediment, channels
often get sore, water scalds and you
are obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night.
Either consult a good, reliable physi-
clan at once or get from your pharina-
cist about four ounces of Jad Salts;
take a tablespoonful in a glass of
water before breakfast for a few
days and your kidneys will then act
fine. This famous salts is made from
the acid of grapes and lemon juice,
combined with lithia, and has been
used for generations to clean and
stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to
neutralIze acids in the urine so 1t no
longer irrItates, thus ending bladder
weakness.
Jad Salts Is a life saver for regular
meat eaters. 1t is inexpensive, cannot
injure and makes delightful, effer-
Vescent lithia-water drink.-Adv.
The Jasper news., 1920-02-19
Acid-StonlacI,
Makes 3 Out OF 10 :
People Suffer

Doctors declare that more than 10 non.
organic diseases can be traced to Acid
stomach, Starting with Indigestion. heart
burn, bsichinS, food-repeatinE. bloat. sour.
gsssy stomach. the entire system eventually
bseoines affected. every vital organ susfsring
IN soms degree or other. You see these VIC.
tins Of Acid-stomaeh OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
who are subject to nervousness. headache,
Insomnia. bllIousnoss--peopie who aUifef from
rheumatism. lumbaso. eciaticA and aches ana
pains all over the body. II ls safe 10 say
that about people out OF 10 suffer to some
extent from Acid Stomach,
II you suffer from stomach trouble or.
even II you DO NOT feel any stomach distress,
yet are weak and aiiing.. feel tired and
dragsed out. lack Pep" and enthusiasna and
knew that Bomething r. wrcng although you
cannot locate the exact cause Of your trou-
bie--you naturally want 20 get back your
grip on health As quickly az possible. Then
take EAToNtc. the wonderful modern rem.
edy that brings quick relief from p9ins Of
Indigestion, beichina, gessy bioat etc. Ksep
your stomach strong. clean and sweet. ses
how your general health improves--hoW
quickly the old-tims vim. vigor snd vitality
comes backi
Oct = big 500 boz OF EAroNIc from yoas
druggist today II is guaranteed TO please
you II you are not satisfied your dPuggiat
viii refund your money.
The Jasper news., 1920-02-19
6AT0NlG
Tsamstsr Life Saved
D (H0N YodR AclD- -efoAAeL1

Peterson .srs Ointment ONT cci Inc had
am q teamster I tried all medicines and
calves, but without success. tried doc
tors. but they failed to cure me. ] couldn't
said could not live for more than two
years Finally Peterson's Ointment was
recommended 70 me and by It's use the
yours. William HsAse. West Park. Ohio.
care p. q. ReitE, Box lDo"
Petels0h says: II am proud OF the
above letter and have hundreda q others
that tell Of wonderful cureo of Acnoana,
plea and skin Diseases"
Fetsrson'a Ointmept u - cantg q cox.
az elfsEs nlled " 1atsruoa olntmsnl
The Jasper news., 1920-02-19
LESSON FOR FEBRUARY 22
PETERS pELIvERANcE FROM
PRISON.

LESSON TExT--Acts bills.
GOLDEN TExT-Ths angel OF the Lord
encampetff round about them that fear
him. and delivpreth them.-Ps. N:7.
ADDITIONAL MATERIAL--u Kings
e1l; Luke n:Ss-ls; Acts ls;2b. -; Heb.
1;1l; James s:ls-la
Helped Peter.
JUNIOR ToPIc-Petsr Delivered From
Prison.
INTERMEDIATES AND SENIOR TOPIC
How Prayer Helps.
YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOPIC
Things Wrought BY Prayer.
The Jasper news., 1920-02-19
Sometimes They Won't

SometIme8 Ihey WON'T
II hear they have a fish trust in Eu-
rope"
"Do you mean to say the fish won't
bite for an Independent OPERATOR"
The Jasper news., 1920-02-19
DYED HER BLOUSE,
SKIRT AND A COAT

"DIamond " Dyes" Turned Faded,
Shabby, Old Apparel Into New.
Don't worry about perfect results.
Use diamond Dyes" guaranteed to
give a new. rich, fadeless color to any
fabric, whether II be wool, silk, linen
cotton or mixed goods,-dresses,
blouses, stockings, skirts, children's
coats, feathers-everythingl
Direction Book In package tells how
TO diamond dye over any color. To
match any material. have dealer show
you diamond Dye" Color Card.-Adv
The Jasper news., 1920-02-19
Approprlate.

Appropriate.
"0ur pastor wants pet"
~Then why not give him a shepherd
dogT
The Jasper news., 1920-02-19

Even q slow-witted man may lmme,
alately get next in a barber shop.
The Jasper news., 1920-02-19
DOES IT CATCH YOU
Right In the Back !!

II may DO that you are mysteriously At
tacked BY pain In back, Qumbaeo), OF
limbs, ''neuralaioy pains-shooting any
whore, Baclache Of any kind b often
caused by kidney disorder, which means
that the Kidneys are not working properly.
Poisonous matter and uric acid accumu-
lAte within the body in great abundance,
oveEworking the sick kidnsys. Perhaps you
have become nervous, despondent, dck,
severish, irritable. have spots appearing
before the eyes. bags under the Ids, and
lack ambition 10 DO things. The latest and
most effective means Of overcoming such
trouble, is to drink plenty Of water between
meals, and take single Anuric (Anti-uric-
acidD Tablet before each meal for while. on
until recovered.
The Jasper news., 1920-02-19

Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y, for trial package.
The Jasper news., 1920-02-19

The Sword is his who glrds 1t on.
The Jasper news., 1920-02-19

Carl junction,
Mo.="Ihave taken
DR.. Pierce's Anurio
Tablets and I am
pleased TO say that
this medicine has
cured me of kidney
trouble and I am
glad 70 recommend
Anuric for kidney
and bladder troub-
lee"--H. i. LAW.
RENEE, Box SO.
Simply ask your
favorite druggist for
DR.. Pierce's Anurio
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1920-10-29
AS HE SIZED UP THE VISITOR
Hotel Clerk Was Pretty Sure That He
Was Not Likely to Come In
Very Early.

Cortlandt Blocker said at New
York roOf-garden supper:
"Apropos Of New York as summer
resort, heard story the other day.
"A westerner blew in here and APP
piled for room In hotel. The hotel
clerk said to him:
avery sorry, sir, but we're so over
crowded that I'll have to ask you to
share room with another gentleman
VIII that dor
"'Hm. Yes. suppose so,' said the
westerner reluctantly, but will this
chap turn in early7 I've got a lot Of
work to do here in New York, and III
need a lot Of sleep, and l don't want te
be disturbed, by crinus.'
"The clerk laughed.
! "Youll have your nights rest com
pleted before this gentleman ever get
in,' he said.
assure of thatY said the westerner
"Certainly,' said the clerk. 'YO'
see, the mans been stopping with u
every August for the last eleven years
and this Is the first time he's made tn
trip without his wife,"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1920-10-29
Seeks InvIuoratlng Influence.

Life's greatest need is to expose IT.
self to enlightening and invigorating
Influences. The world Is impatient to
impress itself on the individual. Like
excluded sunshine 1t needs but an
opening to flood itself unstintedly into
every nook and corner Of possible in
fiuence. That does not mean that mind
grows by passive acceptance Of every
thing that seeks entree. 1t just means
that the materials upon which the
mind should react to grew properly are
all about us trying often in vain to
bestow upon us the benefits we need
but studiously reject. Everything
about US, from bird song to perspir-
ing toll, can be made to minister to
eur well-being If we will turn it to
account. There's more opportunity
about most Of us than we are able to
use. II we grow prematurely old and
tiresome it's because we do not open
the windows.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1920-10-29

much disappointed. l recognized the
little girl as one who had thrown pea
nuts In my yard.
But one can't account for the lack
Of friendship Of some folks.
II wandered on and seeing a baby
carriage thought I'd look at the baby
to see what sort Of a child 1t was go
ing to turn out to be. And I thought
I'd give It some good advice. ! thought
would tell It to be loyal to its friends
and not like dear at one time and
then be horrid to Its nurse at,another
time.
But didn't that baby's nurse hit
me; yes, hit me and screamed just as
II I'd eaten up the baby. didn't want
to do any harm. only was out for an
airing, but they got me mad, they did
Then they all began to chase me
and there was great excitement.
climbed up a tree and looked down
and grinned at them.
But my pleasure was gone, for they
hadn't left me alone in the first place
They didn't know how pleasant
had felt when l started out.
"And so by the time L got bacl
again. or rather by the time ! wal
brought back. was so exhausted from
being chased, and so sad because
people liked to look at me and call Of
me when was here. but didn't wan
me TO call on them-that l simply ha'
to have good Sleep"
''Even II the people weren't so pc
lite." said Billy enviously, "you ha
IN adventure worth while"
II did," agreed Mollie. as she star
ed to eat her dinner.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1920-10-29
PRODUCE NEW LIQUID FUEL


The rivers In the sugar-growing DIS
triets Of Australia will run less sweet
" now that the government has ~
moved the excise duty Of q shilling .
gallon, which has made Improbable
tAs local manufacture Of Industrial
alcohol. Every year. 50 writes 4 cor
respondent Of the London Times
Trade Supplement from Sydney. hum
dreds Of thousands Of gallons Of
molasses have been run into thosa
rivers because there was no profit In
using the molasses to make alcohol:
but the removal Of the duty comes as
IN important part Of the movement
now under way to replace petrol with
Industrial alcohol and thus make Aus
tralia able to produce her own liquid
| fuel.
One immediate result has been the
formation in Australia Of an impor-
tant company to manufacture indus
trial alcohol: and one future result
seems to be that Australians who now
speak Of petrol win eventually say
natalie" In Natal q patent spirit
which has been given this new name
II already being marketed at q price
lower than petrol. and the making Of
this liquid fuel IL about to be under
taken on large scale In Papua, wherl
plants and trees have been discovered
that are expected to yield about q
gallons a ton. A hundred square mile
Of country have been reserved OF
which some 5,500O0O gallons Of natal
lite q year are considered q REASONABLY
beginning with the likelihood Of in
creasing the output to at least IS
100000 gallons when a system Of n
planting the land has been put I
operation. The plan goes further. an
will seek to engage farmers to CT
, operate by raising crops Of sorghum
, with an estimated yield Of so gallon
of industrial alcohol to the ton, Il
share in the profits.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1920-10-29
DADDU EVENING
IA KM MIEE}
Ms&NMvY, s @a4IaN1YR|
w ! Ss@ ~
THE BAD BEAR.

-why did you do itr' asked Buy.
the brown bear.
Because l thought I would have
some fun" said Mollie, the black bear.
well. II you had fun, you mighs
have been more sociable when you got
back again. You've been having q flne
sleep ever since"
AFTER such excitement and such
adventures" said Mollie. II needed Q
sleep"
"Are you going to tell me Of your
adventures nowr asked Billy.
"Yee. 1 WILL" growled Mollie. "for
they are really worth telling"
1T wasn't particularly grateful Of
you to 60 out Of your cage when your
keeper was getting your dinner ready.
was itr'
my dear Billy" said Mollie. Il was
not paying any attention to the keeper.
l thought to myself:
"'When i come back will have Q
good dinner awaiting me and l may
be very hungry So started forth. !"
"Oh. II was such thrilling thing to
do" said Billy. n am really very
Jealous Of you for having gotten out
And did you like the parkr
"Its q nice park and It has q few
nice trees" said Mollie, 'but people
are very queer. Yes. they're yer,
queer, indeed"
Tell me all about them--and every
thing" said Billy.
You see got out OF my yard wheI
the keeper was fixing my dinner in m,
small house, or at the entrance to m,
house. l thought to myself:
"'Now, I'll have some adventures
I've been in this park for number Q
years, you know" MOllie continued
"and I've never really had any advef
lures before. So l went forth as
have said, or If haven't said 1t,
have meant to say 1t.
81 thought it would be nice and kin
and sociable Of me II made a littl
visit on some of the people saw 81
ting on the benches. thought to m
self that many a time they came
see me at the ZOO and that now ! ha
chance to return their visits.
"Pve seen them smile at me whe
I've been in my yard many a tim
But did they smile at me when +
turned the calls?
"Not bit of 1t; they were as rue
as could be. l saw a handsome ms
and beautiful lady and a little g
sitting on bench. So went up :
hind the bench, for they hadn't Sc
me coming. l thought l would 81
them a good surprise.
81 did surprise them but l did
give them much pleasure, for al
and alas, they screamed In horror
they saw me. 1t was very rude
them. can assure you. ! really "
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1920-10-29
70 Shell At Pleasure.

An Iowa professor urges that every
one should be allowed to spell as he
pleases, to save all the time spent in
learning the prevailing fashion. 1t
probably would not save much time for
the reader of such spelling. With the
typewriter to do the writing and the
adding machine to do the arithmetic,
and history discarded as useless, free
dom in spelling would 60 far to do
away with the need Of any schools at
all.-St. Paul Pioneer Press.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1920-10-29
handle Gasoline Carefully.

Those vino handle gasoline as mat
ter of ordinary custom are often quite
oblivious to its potential dangers. An
English journal tells Of a motcrcyclist
who removed the cover Of his electric
horn and flushed It out with petrol.
Having replaced the cover he start
ed for q ride.
At the first attempt to use the
horn the result was startling. for
there was terrific explosion and the
cover crashed into the riders ribs.
The horn was, Of course, full Of ex-
plosive mixture, which was ignited by
the electric spark.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1920-10-29
Alike.

Mother was washing her hair, which
was fluffy at all times but when wet
decidedly curly. Five-year-old John
watched the process with great con-
.ern.
.Mother," he finally remarked wise
~. "your hair Is lot like grandma's
face. isn't It? When you wash II. Il
xy,nk,es up like everything"
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1920-10-29
Afforestation in Canada.

The Quebec government plans 10
plant two pine or spruce trees for ev-
cry one cut down, and has at present
six hydroplanes patrolling forest areas,
while at the same time It is encourag-
ing private forest protection. Three
million pine and spruce trees have
been planted this year and seven asso-
Citations Of lumbermen organized for
timber development.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1920-10-29

Teacher-Who was that VINO laugh
ed aloud?"
Pupil did. sir; but I didn't mean
to do It.
Teacher-You didn't mean to do
IT."
Pupil--No. sir: ] laughed In my
sleeve, and I did not know there was
hole In my elbow.
The Pioche record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1908-1925, 1920-10-29

AeAdacheo.
You don't suffer from that next
morning headache any more"
II won't say that" rejoined Uncle
Bill Bottletop. 1.-THE headache comes
around Just the same; only you get It
from listening to Q ja11 band"