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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-03-02
PRESBYTERIANS REACH
MILLION DOLLAR GOAL
North CAROLINA synod "Goes Over the
Top Mark Set for Christian Ed
uCntion Campaign.

ne;IiaR ,o1p n G; Ms,eh 1.-THE
education" conducted by the Presby-
terian Synod of North Carolina, which
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1920-03-17
Different Dresses
S17.5O to $1,000

Tric0tine and taffeta, satin and meteor prettily
printed Georgette-these are the fabrics. But they
have been used in so many new and novel ways that
they hardly seem the same as in springs gone by.
The dainty pleatings, the apron tunics the eff
fective embroidery, the deft use of tasses and rib
bons-all are essentially new and delightfully."- re-
freshing.
Jaunty youthful frocks and sober matronly ones
and any number of stages in between
P S. You will be delighted with the new Betty
Wales models received this week.
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1920-03-17
Coats of Charm
S16.75 to $500

Wraps that will swathe their fortunate wearers
in folds of most fashionable fabrics and lines of be-
Witchng beauty.
a collection of coats we are justly proud of-what
mastery materials and how artfully colored in
shades of jade and olive and springlike tans! And
for the tailoring we can only say it is good enough
for Emmert's garments, which is sufficient
SPECIAI-A Prntzess Polo Coat of wonderful
lines-very swagger, has arrived, and is marked
at the special price of $780,
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1920-03-17

Arrivals

Infants pure Silk Hose in white,
sizes AZ to 612.
Wide Vale Cut Corduroy for
Skirts in Rose, Blue, Grey, Tan
and White.
This is Nation Yelling Week.
Many new meshes shown here.
A beautiful showing of Imported
French Zephyr Ginghams Csc.
Other Dress Ginghams
.5c, 59c, SOC and 39c
Many men are buying Silk Shirt
ing and having THEN shirts
made. They save a third.
Lots Of women are taking adj
vantage of our Expert Corset
ierre's services and are having
fitted to the proper corset for
heir individual figure.
No Extra Charge.
e are showing over 200 pat
terms of Cretonne . brighten up
your j Al
Csc to $50 yd.
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Trim Suits
$500 to $4,000

From the rough tweed and clinging Jersey for
sports wear to the delicate foille for semi-formal
wear all types of suits are here Emphasis must
be placed on the trieotines and mems wear serge
hey are more attractive than ever in their sWag-
ger tailoring and graceful lines. All the needle
work is above reproach-and all the styles are
distinctly wearable All types of women have
aeen considered-and none have been forgotten.
\ special showing of Peggy Paris models for girls
and small size women.
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1920-03-17

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Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1920-03-17

HAND BAGS
All new and charming
. rive the needed touch
of spring to ones attire.
MORE, Velvet, Leather,
in all shades.
Every price.
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1920-03-17

his candidacy has been lc.Haa from
tina start.
c,.4in E.. no.z,.
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ness iten q t4e a1@-tt Ail..s 4&zs
slalA,h4rs' sal'i.
laNot the NOMINATION. aaa szeez
tioh o. Judge = 1. Morgan t'f Cover
nor OF est N1r@iNi3 beela>e 1 Know
ne + 94'At''a 'i every respect i' pre-
SIC rs me tAeedl4Ne heaa = .He great
S'ate ~ Ne@1 NlIsii''t @fI ne "ia
alft "a 'se people d sqa3ra delI.
sysa....I,,. f}o,5i,,5t,.,, =.....s5.s.,7 III
Is 5He ono candidate ON sEal1 an die
bu>iuss men of West VIr-'a.a can
nnfye. HIS election VIII lie of me
greatest benefit to all orr reople. re
rdleSs Of whether they are engaged
In business. professional or agricul-
tural life His past record iustifies
the prediction that his administration
would be clean and wholesome. That
s. the kind of a man that the business
people of Nest Virginia want.
"As a Republican | am convinced
that Judge Morgan's nomination would
be for the best interests of the PARTY.
He is one Of the big. staIwarf men of
the Republican marty in West Yireinia
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1920-03-17
MORuah LEADING
GOVERNORS RACE
FcLIS TAKEN GIVE HIM A COM.
HANDING LEAD IN FIGHT.
MCDOWELL COUNTY is SOLID
Alo -yta Other Large Republican
Conn. - Southern West Vr-
gina tor Judge Morgan.

Charleston, w. Hundreds OF
Visitors from every section of West
Virginia were brought TO Charles on
during the recent extraordinary ses-
sion of the legislature and tAeir pres
ence in the cap,tal served to confirm
the general beuef t,tat Judge +. r.
Morgan was the popular choice of the
Republican voters in almost every
county of The state fer the Republican
nomination fer governor.
Polls taken among legislators and
visitors showed the tido toward Judge
Morgan to be running high, and that
he was the fayorite among the rank
and file of Republicans who believe
that his candidacy Will add strength TO
the county ticket which are 10 be elect
ed. This belief has caused many Of
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1920-03-17
YARNS

81 shades in the color
range-and seven kinds
Of yarn. Sweaters will
be more popular than
ever this summer. Knit
yours now.
Martinsburg W Va evening journal. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1913-1920, 1920-03-17
LADIES
WOOL HOSE

Q lite the thing for
ring wear. Shown in
I'll the heather shades.
I'll sizes.
$3.50
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
sEPP AND pUcRAv TO
WREsTLE TO A FINISH

sport lovers OF the Western slope is
the approaching wrestling match to
be pulled off in Grand Junction on
next Tuesday evening. August 3.
August Sepp, California wrestler, and
winner of many contests in Colorado.
being In opposition to Frank DuCray,
present holder OF the state champion
ship.
Sepp was in Delta this week for a
short time, and stated that he would
do his best to wrest the champion.
ship from the present holder.
Both men are good, clean. athletic
fellows, and we would not want to
venture a guess as to the outcome of
the bout.
These men wrestled in Grand juno
tion two hours to draw on June 18th
and this makes the approaching event
the more interesting. There Is no
time limit--they wrestle to a finish,
and there will be plenty OF sport for
those who attend.
Seats are now being reserved and
the prices range from 81 general ad-
mission, to SO for ringside seats.
Reservations may be made from
Moslander's Cigar store, Grand Juno.
tion. or from Frank H. Reeds. at
the Sentinel. Grand Junction.
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
LITTLE BOY DIES FROM
INJURIES IN FALL LAST WEEK

Glenn Hall. young son of Mr.. and
Mrs. n. A. Hall, of Cory, fell from n
hay wagon on Wednesday, July 81,
the wheel of the wagon passing over
his head. The Lad was carried to the
house and everything possible done
for his comfort, but he had suffered
concussion OF the brain and he
passed away on Saturday morning,
July cath, at 900 o'clock.
Glenn was born at Cory, and was
10 years 6 months and 10 days of
age. He Is survived by his sorrow
ing parents, three brothers and one
sister.
Funeral services we're held from
the family home Sunday afternoon
at 2:30 O'Clock. conducted by Rev.
J. l. carp, pastor Of the Baptist
church OF Austin, and the body was
tenderly consigned to the earth In
Mound cemetery at Cory.
We would here express our pro.
found sympathy to this father and
mother. and pray that the Great com.
forter will give them peace and an
understanding Of the acts Of Provid.
ence which to the human mind seem
20 hard to bear.
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
HERE WE ARE RIGHT ON
TIME WITH YOUR PAPER

Here is your Independent, Mr.. AMI
Mrs. Reader. Perhaps you do not
know that we are running short hand
ed and that two good men are away
this week, but this is the case.
Perhaps you do not know that in
order to give you your paper and all
the news we sacrificed sleep, meals,
recreation and even the big chautau,
qua program, but we did
All through July William Park
Athey, our foreman, who by the way
holds first lieutenancy and a mill.
tary record as clean as a hounds
tooth. has been away taking his re-
Qutred training. while Thomas J. Reed.
our linotype man, was taken Ill last
week and went home.
Clarence Croker. an experienced
printer from Ottawa, Illinois, consent
ed to help us out few days and ar
the boss and his wife are neither one
amateurs at the game. we set few
sticks, and here you are.
Service is our watchword. and
whatever the cost you're going to get
your paper and get IT on time unless
Burleson falls down on his end OF the
job. Sixteen pages. too. and no
patent ''innards!"
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
DELTA CLEANS OLATHE
AT BASEBALL YESTERDAY

Well, it's over. and again, do ra mi
ia sol la, What Will Olathe do to
Delta?" Never touched her, and the
visitors played like mad, too.
The Olathe and Delta boys met in
game which started off tight as a
drum on both sides, but when Bill
Graham, George Duke, Rice and
Brouse found that ball it was too
much and they hit when hits meant
runs. The final score was to
with the visitors trailing.
We like the Olathe boys; we would
like them just as well If they wiped
up the earth with us, and doubtless
the time is not far away when this
will be accomplished. for they have
scored at least one game off nearly
every team on the slope. Always
clean-always good losers, no one
could fail to admire this bunch of
home grown" ball players, whom we
have defeated twice within the past
week.
The batteries for Olathe were Neal
and Mills; for Delta, Brouse and Lang
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30

| Mrs. Ralph Sparks. of Grand juno
tion was a Delta visitor yesterday.
Mrs. H. C. Greenwood and daughter
Mary, of Lazear, shopped in Delta
| Thursday.
| At the Delta hospital on Monday,
July Goth, a son was born to Mr.. and
Mrs. Paul J. Dunn of California Mesa.
Mrs. Frank Bond and daughter Dora
| arrived home Monday from Salt Lake
City where they visited for two weeks.
Miss Alice Burch of Grand Junction
arrived Tuesday from Crawford and
is spending the week with Neva REM
ington.
Mrs. R. A. McGinty and daughter
are recent arrivals here from Canon
City. Mr.. McGinty is field manager
Off the Colorado Packing Corporation.
John B. Barnard, representing the
University of Colorado, was here from
Boulder yesterday in the interests of
the college, and during his stay made
the office friendly call.
Mrs. Carl Burch and children visit
ed month at the w. L. Savage home
at Crawford, passing through the city
on their way to their home at Grand
Junction. They visited friends here
between trains.
The c. ]. Lippert family and Miss
Helen Agnew are spending several
days on Grand Mesa. Mrs. Lippert
was called home by a message an
nouncing the death of Mrs. NJ R. Lin
coin, and returned to the mesa after
the funeral.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. B. Geer mat at the
train Sunday Mrs. Geer's sister and
brother-in-law, Mr.. and Mrs. w. A.
Finney, who arrived from Whittier,
California for visit of several weeks
Ben Bailey and wife. also from Whit
tier arrived a couple of weeks ago
and are also visiting here.
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
SAYS ENTIRE SLOPE SHOULD -.
VOTE FOR TUNNELS

Ex-Governor Carlson recently visit
Montrose. and In an animated address
'declaref that IL the people of the
Western slope knew when they were
doing something worth while for the
community they would not fail to vote
for the three tunnels proposed to be
constructed.
Uuned the terms of the proposition
there can be no segregating; It will
be three tunnels or none. and of any
tunnel proposition goe sthrough. the
one for the Western slope will.
Donut forget this when election
time comes round. friends
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
Old Friend Here.


w. III. Forsythe, the Merry-go-round
man, in company with c.. o. Bishop.
his assistant. is touring this part of
the country and paid Delta a visit
yesterday. No use to tell you who
Mr.. Forsythe is, for every kiddie
knows he is the owner of the big
Forsythe Carry-us-all and Ferris
wheel attractions which for several
years have visited the Western slope
MIR. Forsythe says he will not be
here this season. however. He is tax.
ing rest and travelling Mr.. Bishop
was taken i'll on reaching Delta and
they may be here few days until
he recovers. Mr.. Forsythe tasted for
81 meals last spring and reduced his
weight 30 pounds, but he is the same
big good natured children's friend as
of yore.
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
LOCAL HAPPENINGS
>>>>>>>>>> .

Mrs. Emma Luce of Paonia was a
Delta visitor yesterday.
A new awning is being put on the
Ford garage this week.
]. L. Patterson from Hotchkiss has
been a patient in the Delta hospital
the past week.
Mrs. John Weeks went to OIathe
and spent the week with her daugh-
ter, Mrs. Patrick.
Mrs. ]. G. Patterson returned to
Colorado Springs last week, after Wis
iting friends in Cedaredge.
May Doughty came down from
Montrose last Saturday to spend the
weekend with home folks
Gilbert Doughty returned Saturday
from Gunnison, where he attended the
Cattlemen's celebration.
Miss Lettie Cribb returned to La
zear Friday after receiving treatment
in the local hospital.
Miss Lula Hendrickson went to
Somerset recently to visit her sister,
Mrs. Neya Ogden.
Mr.. and Mrs. Chas. Linn of Lazear
went to Grand Junction Monday to
visit friends.
Miss Rita Dotts returned recently
from Gunnison where she visited a
week with friends.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. E. Palmer were out,
going passengers to Oakland. Califor.
MIA, Wednesday.
Mrs. Emma Griffith of Clifton is
visiting this week with the Harry
Kfser family at Cedaredge.
Mrs. Roy Steele and Miss Eleanor
Dixon were down from Eckert last
Monday shopping and visiting
Maybelle Harrington returned the
first of last week from Gunnison
where she attended summer school
Wallis Schoolfield came in Wed
nesday from Pueblo to visit his bro
ther. w. E. Schoolfield and family
An arrival the first of the week was
Beacher Fuller who will visit shor
time with his uncle, J. C Jewell ant
family
Mrs. Charles Steuart is visiting hel
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Hoppe
HAVING dIilNcu ihouudy tNcuihb lIOu
Gunnison.
After voting for planks calling TO
economy and efficiency, the delegates
go home to work for more pork TO
their districts.
Mrs r. B. Tilden of Greeley arrives
the first of the week for month
visit with her parents, Mr. and Mrs
Zaninetti.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. l.. Miller fror
Eckert, are visiting Mr.. and Mrs
Porter Plumb this week and atent
ing the chautauqua.
After visiting a week with her aun
Mrs. r. e. Mehaffey, Mrs r. w. Col
Inns left Wednesday for San Francis
co, California.
The healthiest time for children t
play on the public streets. is in rain
weather, when the automobiles ar
mostly under cover.
The boys of Gunnison are not wol
rying because the girls beat them 1
their studies, as the girls are n
good at baseball.
Leaving last week were Mrs. Eft
White and Faye Courier, to Las Al
geles, Calofirnia. where they will visI
friends and relatives until fall.
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
Took an Exception.

He was an argumentative local
councillor. and was crushing an op-
ponent's case.
Gentlemen" he said, "you may say,
with Councillor Smith. that this Is q
case of six Of one and half dozen
Of the other. But i say, MO-
pause for emphasis-"No; II is nothing
of the sort. It is exactly the con-
trary."-London Tft-Bits.
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
Climate chassr..

Does your family look ahesdr'
"Yes." replied Mr. Cumrox. "Mothee
and the girls look ahead most too
much. We spend all winter thinking
about where wen live next summee
and all summer thinking about where
we'll live next WINTER
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
FuENY INN ~
nEN 1TA]
Sensing the Film Fans Tastes.

Eager Author I've got a great
scenario here. Deep sea play. with
starfish, OctOpussies and other deni-
zens of the deep as our animal actors.
Scenario Editor-Nope, wouldn't do;
not enough novelty. Most of the au-
dience are made up of hard shells,
suckers. shrimps, Holsters. crabs an
clams-an' they'd be bored to DEATH
Film Fun.
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
Lodge Organizer Here.

L. H. Monroe arrived this week
from Pueblo raising a class for mem.
bership In the Security Benefit Asso-
citation, successors to the knights
and Ladies of Security. This is a well
known order which has been in exis.
tsnce for the 80 years. 1t has 265 900
members and issues four form of GER
tificates from $1,000 to $4,000 as desir-
ed. A special dispensation is now
on. call to Mr.. Monroe or to this
office will give you further informa-
ton
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
The Extremist.

"Your friend. Miss Blank. Is 4 very
strict teetotaier," said man com
menting on girl who had refused to
eat brandy sauce with plum pudding.
"Strict doesn't express It." replied
the girls friend. "Why. she's that
particular she won't heat her curling
tongs over a spirit lamp ."-London
Tit-Bits-
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
A PuxzIer,

Ma, when any one steals anything
from you. mustn't you forgive him un-
til he gives back what he tookr'
"Of course not. my child"
"Then I'll tell Dick when he comes
tonight that you say he must give me
straight back the kiss he stole from
me Yesterday"
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
message summon. Mother.

Mrs. w. c. Pear from Beaver City.
Nebraska, who has been visiting her
brother-in-law. T. J. Pear and family,
was called home unexpectedly Mon
day by a telegram urging her to come
at once. No particulars were given.
Mrs. Pear had just returned from a
visit to Grand Mesa lakes when her
pleasant visit was so rudely interrupt
ed. She left Monday morning for her
home. She also visited Arthur Pear
and mother, Mrs. Maria Pear. while
here.
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
A susplelon.

"You have heard Of the man whe
killed the goose that laid the goldsa
eggr'
Yes" said Farmer Corntossel. "It's
Just possible that goose required such
expensive feed that II wasn't much
Of an investment, anyhow"
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
Practice Of Medicine.

"A lot Of people have nothing the
matter with Them
II found that out In the army" said
the former surgeon. But It Is goin'
to take me some time to get used to
charging 'em for It,"
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
Advantage Of Poesx.

"I understand Biiggins has taken to
composing poetry
what forY'
'He has made = lot Of bIunciers In
facts and dntes; so he has adopted .
form Of expression which doesn't alb
soluteiy require n man to know exace
" what he Is talking about.
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30

MIS-. j. u. Carl returned first of last
week to her home at haywood. Him
ois, after visiting two weeks with her
nephew, ]. G. Jewell and family.
Mrs. M. H. Bliven went to Montrose
Wednesday for two weeks visit
with her two daughters, Mrs. T. w.
Irulove and Mrs. Gladys Ewing.
Leaving Wednesday were Mrs. ]. T..
FELTON, and her son, o. E. Roberts.
from Paonia, who will make their
home in Los Angeles, California.
w. E. Taylor took the Delta base
ball team to Ouray Sunday in his big
White bus. The car made the trip
in schedule time without accident,
Mr.. and Mrs. M. d. Vincent and
family Of Grand Junction stopped in
Delta last week on their way to Wau-
meta Hot Springs for a short vacation.
1t is suspected that some of these
collegiate masters of arts would not
know how to turn the horse collar to
get it over the neck of old Dobbin.
Mrs. R. C. Search and daughter,
Mrs. F. d. White, came UP from
Grand Junction last Thursday to visit
their daughter, Mrs. Edgar Riehl at
Lazear.
Arrivals last week were Mr..
and Mrs. c. F. Short, from Guymen,
Oklahoma, to visit their daughter,
Mrs. George Kettell and family of
North Delta
After selling his house or farm for
$1,000 less than he expected, the own
er may be able to console himself
that he saved $1.00 by not advertising
| It,
The public is warned not to tres
pass on railroad tracks, but that is
less dangerous than to trespass on
the public streets where the automo.
biles are speeding.
Mrs. ]. F. Stuever and daughter
Hattie, left last Thursday afternoon
for Meeker to visit the formers sister
before returning to their home al
Deming, New Mexico.
Mrs. Carl Frey and two children
returned to Pueblo Wednesday after a
pleasant weeks visit with her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. J. c. Gudgel and hei
Il DiotHCI, W. d. hdLuey.
Miss Blanche Wadleigh came In
Wednesday afternoon from Westclifft
to spend week with Eta Bennett
Miss Wadleigh was formerly higf
school student in Delta
Mrs. C. b. Lanier and cousins
Misses Alma and Frieda Stoll, o
Dallas, Texas, are visiting the for
mer's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Let
Fisher.
Mr. and Mrs. w. l.. Bailey, who owl
nice ranch in the Cedaredge dis
trict, spent couple Of weeks here
leaving Wednesday for their HON,
at Monte Vista.
After pleasant visit with the lat
er's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Ges
: lin in North Delta, Mr. and Mrs. q
E. Spangler returned yesterday Il
their home In Denver.
: Word received this week from
Frank Trechter. states that he ha
accepted a lucrative position in Lon
Beach and that he and his wife ex
pect to remain there Indefinitely.
Attorney c. T. Vincent of Paonia 1
taking charge OF his brother, M.
vincent's office. in Grand Junction
this week while the latter is spend
! ing his vacation at Wauneta Springs
Marvin Odpm carle in from Denve
last Wednesday for a two weeks
! vacation with her parents ON Garne
: Mesa. Marvin is employed with n
electrical appliance company In Den
yer. f tl+ ~
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
Tlnsa,a chanaea

Doesn't It give you kind Of hum
do feeling to meet girl you used
to be engaged to hong ngor'
Yep. Always makes me wonder
whether her taste used to be as bad
- mine wns.--I.ife.
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
Visiting Relatives Here.

An arrival Saturday wass Mrs.
Mary Flynn, whose home is at Osakis,
Minnesota. She will spend several
weeks with her cousins, Mrs Comp
ton of Delta and Mark and Miss Anna
Beard of Eckert.
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
Attorney Walker In Town.

Attorney Walker In Town.
R. Hickman Walker former Delta
attorney, but now located at Grand
Junction, was in town few hours on
yesterday. He has built up a good
practice in the Junction, but says he
is always glad to visit Delta.
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
Business Trip to Moab.

A. L. Gerst departed yesterday for
Moab, Utah, to look after his exten-
sive oil interests at that place, and
he stated that he confidently expected
to return with million dollars in
each pocket,
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
Hardly Scientific.

In q written examination on as
tronomy one of the questions ran !:
"What happens when there IL an
eclipse Of the mOonf"
One student who was expert Mt get
ting out Of difficulties wrote: "A great
many people come out to look at It."
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30

Delta people have been experience
ing the hottest weather Of the season
during the past week. The days are
pretty sissy, but oh. you delightful
nishtsl While We are often inclined
to complain. people coming from other
sections declare that this 1 sthe most
deligh&fui piaee on top Of the earth.
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
oad's pictum.

II love your daughter, but fear
am no match for her."
you sure ain't But why should
that keep you from getting herr No
married man is q match for his wife,"
Louisville Cour1er-Journal.
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
What Mother rhouob,,

Joan (biushing)-Jack. mother was
looking when you kissed me last night.
Jack-How did sine tnke TT
"Well. she said she felt satisfied
that you meant business London
Tit-Bits
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
PaInstakIns An.

How could you think OF offering
that waiter mere 25-cent tip7"
II am using the waiter as n model"
answered Mr.. Stormington Barnes.
my next role requires an intensely
naughty facial expression"
The Delta independent., 1920-07-30
HIs Finish.

B1uebeard-what's this tey yeu1u
owing mo for birthday present.
1ls Last Wife-Oh. you dear ~
stupid thought you'd look % mueA
nicer without the horrid blue brusA
all over your face 80 I bought yos
this darling little safety rnxor.