The Lamar register., 1920-08-04
CROSSED WIRES
BY CORONA REMINGTON.


into each others eyes In rapture and
for the fortieth time that evening
made the same remark-with slight va
riations
No one, dearest; no one ON earth
has ever felt 1t as we have" he told
her. Pm sure we have not only
known each other all our lives, but
from the beginning of time-clear back
TO the first day"
''And 1t shall be this way TO the
end OF time" she sighed softly into
his ear.
After long and tender parting kiss,
almost sad because IT was the last. he
left her, never to return, they both
knew-untll the morrow.
And thus the days sped by and were
as minutes to the Hdorlng couple who
were totally unconscious of the world
about them. At last one bright Sunday
in June Constance said casually:
Jimmy, darling. my sister Aggie,
the one you've never seen. came home
from college last night. She's out now,
but l want you to stay to dinner and
meet her."
"Sure I Will, he replied. "Ba: what
do l care about sister Aggie2 She'll
only try to monopolize my very own
est" He kissed her again.
Later they were summoned to the
dining room and James was introduced
to Aggie. He took his eyes on Con
stance long enough to glance at the
newcomer while being presented when
suddenly his knees shook beneath him
and he thanked heaven when he was
safely seated. Aggie was exactly like
Constance-only more so, and she had
a good many things Constance lacked
too. Constance's eyes were wonder
ful. Aggie's more wonderful. Con
stances nose WAS pretty, Aggle's beau
tiful; and so II went.
When he awakened from the first
shock feeling OF unspeakable re-
morse came over him. As soon as he
decently could he got away. munbling
some excuse about a business engage
ment
All that night as he tosesd and
turned it was Aggie's picture that kept
smiling at him In the darkness and
close his eyes TO try to shut out the
vision, but always 1t was there. And
the next day he was to bring Con
stance over to take dinner with his
family She would be sure to notice
the change In him-the whole world
would see-yet IL was impossible to
get out OF 1t.
At dinner the following evening
after he had introduced his father and
brother to Constance, his mother hay-
ing already met her. he broke the news
or the business trip.
Harry, you'll have to entertain
Conny and look after her while I'm
gone. I've bought tickets to The
Shepherds Call You must take her
and think OF me when you do It, old
chap" he ended with heartfelt pathos.
Reaching home at night he went
straight TO his room and dropped into
a chair. a morose heap OF bewildered
introspectlon. Ages later he was
conscious OF his brother standing be-
side him Ia his smoking jacket.
THAT things beastly COLOR" was
James only greeting he glared at
the offending garment, including the
occupant, in his hostile stare. Harry
made no comment, but switched on
the light.
What the dickens did you do that
for?" roared his brother
Because / want to tell you some
thing. and-I have to say IL 10 the
dark"
Hurry up then, do" he growled in
reply.
James, swear | hid 1t. l swear
d.d." Harry began in a frenzy.
Hid what. you lunatic7 Are you
daftf"
Hid IT until Conny broke out cry
ing last night and confessed she didn't
love you any more"
"What7" gasped James In a hiss
ing whisper.
yes" Harry continued, "and when
she had made II perfectly plain and
realized 1t was all up between you,
simply couldn't keep 1t in any more"
Speechless, James jumped out of
the chair and blundered toward the
door in the dark.
Wait Where are you goingf"
called Harry. You wouldn't do any
thing to COMFY would your"
"Conny, nothing" answered James.
'Tm going to make an appointment
with Apgie She's more like Connv