El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-03

do with a letter addressed 20 AHs
Herald: Here's what some say
Sergeant Dick-8Iine can Not only
a secret. but everything else she lays
her hands on
Terrible AIS Brother-know any
more funny storiesZ they can't keep
their loose change, let alone secrets
co 7. S.-Every time I want 70
advertise I always tell WOMAN
OsnofIa-Thers's only one female i
know who can keep a secret, ana she
Al Mackay-This time I've got II
over Terrible Al told a secret al
$40 one night, and when reached
home. Is minutes later the WnoIe
town knew about it.
Ken. ex-Tankee Dlvision-I you
want TO advertise. tell woman
Jamaica Ginger-Weu spoken, Ter
rfble AZ. They can't help Il, but /
ike them in spite OF It.
Sensible. SAM won't say that
women can keep a secret. but II men
kept their heads as wen as women
do there wouldn't be any secrets
Somebody's Stenographer - Tell
Terrible Al that IL takes men TO SPIN
Srike-They can't. I told my sis
ter about a certain matter and III
bet Terrible Al and his friends know
Boobina-We girls have 70 admit
~3 ve s you think a woman can
/ keen a secret. watch the back fences
any time from 5 a. m until mid
Jeaans-Of course a girl can, pro-
vided it's worth keeping.
Weegee's Wife-Shi Weegee told
me not TO tell any one. he says
] -r-rrrur
ziki-No. they can't. but neither
General Wrangle-A woman could
II she tried. but she never tries
Irving RI told my girl a secret
and 10 minutes later her mother told
me the.same secret
Gus the Grouch-Take It from me
Z you can only find out from woman
what she wants you TO know
Gypsy-rm tired Of having my SCI
! knocked, SO I'm going to hit back
/ Women are, IN most cases, more con-
/ fidential than men,
= Telephone Be1le-Sure we can. It's
| the men like Terrible Al who spill
all the family affairs
Arthur Wynn-A woman can keer
| q secret-Coing.
J. D.-They have to let It out OF
bust.
I cret a woman can keep IS her age
| Jack Weiss-The only time she
/ keeps a stcret IS while sh's on a
[ dsert isle. or while teething-
Blue Eyes-You bet they can
That's why the sensible business
men have 'em for stenographers-
! Cheyenne Steve-A woman car
/ spread the news better than all the
/ newspapers
Natalye-If Il concerns herself
yes; If it concerns others, no.
Reno-The question is funny, but
! hard. Play safe by the old saying
I "Get EN- young, treat 'em rough anc
/ tell EN- nothing"
sweetie-sure we can, with parties
worth while. I have kept one
Mysterious Nat-No. EVENT. she
could. she'd tell it 10 someone L
prove It.
Cutie-she can't keep a secret any
more than she can pass a mirror
without looking at It.
] Sailor Tank-Teu your secret to {
blond. She exaggerates so much tha'
when you hear It again you can
smiiing Jim-TII tel the worl,
they can't Tell them nothing, bro
Their money spenders, and you'll b
happier.
/ Unconscious Al.-Depends on wha
the woman is and what the secret is
Larribee LeW-She doesn't need to
After you tell her one, It isn't a Sc
[ cret any more
Jellybesn-When women learn q
keep secrets, the lawyers VIII Be on
OF work.
Sweet Alice-I certainly would Xix
20 see the woman who could keep
secret over night.
Chief Weegee-Nope. One jus
SWITCHED on me-
3. H-Just ask them their mos
precious secret-their age-and Sc
whether they'll tell
Country Girl-How IS Il a man al
ways has 10 tell a secret to a womal
and then blame her for telling III