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El Nuevo mexicano., 1920-03-18
NEW REGIME BITESOFF
MORE THANIT CAN CHEW;
RADICAL MOVE MENACES
THREAT OF SPARTACANs And OTHERS TO ESTABLISH SOVIET
GOVERNMENTLAS STRAW HUNDREDS KH4EDDUR-
MGBREF REVOLUTION; WARSEIPS HIT KEEL.
(By ASSOCIATED PRESS

Stuttgart, March Ia rumor current among members Of the
assembly that Field Marshal Won Hndenburg IS on the way to Stuff
CART is arousng interest in view Of his reported efforts to quiet tie
tense situation in Berlin.
London, March l7.-Independent socialists and COMMUNISTS ii
Germany have commenced 4 violent agitation III favor Of i soviet re-
public and an alliance with soviet Russia. according to a Berlin cs-
patch to the Exchange Telegraph company
The Kapp administration at Berlin, realizing the futhy Of all
tempting 10 hold the rens Of power, has decided to give up its short
lived dictatorship. Al o'clock this afternoon Berlin time, Chan
cellor Kapp decided to resign, according to official advices from The
German capital.
Previous 70 this announcement forces Of extreme radicals assert
ed themselves in various German centers. There were increasing
Sparacan disorders and growing talk among the radicals Of te pos
sl6Iiy cf utilizing the present disturbed conditions to establish soviet
rule.
The ht Of killed reported from numerous German towns and
cities il clashes between demonstrators and troops mounted into lie
hundreds.
There has been no direct confirmation d last nights report i
400 killed ii a bombardments Of Knel BY warshinp but there are q
parently veracious reports Of 100 killed and 300 wounded 1t Dres-
Of from . half dozen 70 ! score Of persons IN other 24 Of more Cer-
centers where clashes have been reported
El Nuevo mexicano., 1920-03-18

Other Twenty Safe for Wood; Hi
ram Johnson Deneunees The
Primary as PEetense.
STRONG ARM WORK, Is
CLAIM OF CALIFORNIAN

fSY LEASED Wlre e hsw @exiennl
81 Paul. Alnn March T-ueiel
gates pledged 70 fhe candidacy q
Leonard Wood we're IA control ok The
Ramsey county republican convention
here today and euneMdsa 81 defeating
ne J6bnson and IoW4en delaeNtione
'cn The frat irap1fiant Tests q
strength. Weed foFfFs With d nm.
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El Nuevo mexicano., 1920-03-18
ALLIES TAKE
TURK GAPITAL

tBy Leased Wlre 10 NaM MexlcanJ
Constan6nople, March 10.
Constantinople was occupied this
morning BY allied forces under
General Sit George T. Milne IF he
British army. This iongIooked
for military demonstration BIZ he
allies against Turkey was carried
out with only one unsoward hap
pening. q serious clash al the war
office, where The Turks resisted
the allied troops.
An exchange Of shots resulted
IN which several puniabi Of DE
British East indian forces and j
few Of tie Turks were killed
The excitement caused by tie
occupation quoted down before
darkness. which brought absolute
calm
El Nuevo mexicano., 1920-03-18
SELFDEFENSE PLEA
At TOMBSTONE MUST
De AA0DE CDTnIEln
DL iHUAL III LUll IN
DECLARES THE court
50 Far insufficient to Justify De-
portatiOns During War;
Amend AvOwaIs.
PROSECUTION WANTS 10
KEEP OUT !. W. w. STENCIL
fLeased WIre "a New MexIean.4

NJ tA~DAHNa ttfft 40 fNNW WtG%t~Afify l
Tombstone, Arlzs March 1s-The
avowals made by the attorneys for the
defendant regarding evidence Involv-
Ing the law Of necessity and Of self
defense as Iustifying the deportatIons
50 far have been insufficient TO war
rant a ruling In their favor, Judge
Samuel L. Pattee today announced
during the trial of Harry Z, Wootton,
Blsbee hardware dealer, charged with
Kidnapping In connection with the
Bisbee dehortatIons Of July ~, 1917.
THE defense SO far has failed to.
avoW any overt act on the part OF
Fred W. Brown, the person alleged in
lthis CASE to have been deported.y
Judge Pattee said. TO contend that
amy person might have been shipped
Tout Of the state without regard to-
whether or not he was a law abiding
citizen, is unthinkable.s
Counsel for the defense im7ne-I
,diately announced that this afternoon
they would submit a supplementary
,avowal which would specifically III.
Iclude Brown as one Of the members
Of the alleged conspiracy against law
and order In Bisbee making the deporr
. r@tA0tN AlI0rA4AEs a
The views Of Judge Pattee, which
he specifically declared were not
given in the nature Of d final opinion
but merely to permit counsel to
amend their original avowals IL they
wished 20 do SO, were expressed
shortly before noon. after d lengthy
argument against the admfssibiIlfy *
the evidence had been made BY Coun.
" Attorney Robert N. French. Mr..
French declared that to flood the
case With the stencil OF the evidence
the defense was DESTROYS Of bringing
out would be TO prejudice the minds
OF the jury in their consideration ufl
this particular case"
mo man viii be tried IA this court
for depoTting an i. ". wi, nor Will
the state put on the stand any wftness
VINO q shown to be a member Of that
organization" Mr.. French said.
"Bnn We do insist that the organizn.
ton Is not on trial ana that therefore
the 4 w. w. issue be kept i We
must consider the psychological effect
such evidence would have on the jnry.
The state could not get d fair trial I'D
this evidence were introduced
El Nuevo mexicano., 1920-03-18
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BOY KICKED
To DEATH
Schoolmales Confess to 4 Most
Shocking Pueblo Murder;
Envy Was Motive.
JEALOUS or HIS GOOD
GRADES IN SCHOLARSHIP

toy Leases Ntfm % New NfssfeanA
Ppehsp, cuso4 March W-FMe
school boys arrested tsauy IL cennso
tisn With the aaash N Ted ne Il,
ycaF.eia aon N Mrs. n. A. kuyksn'
dali. confessed. s~eeprdlnq q ms 10
Ice, thai they kiekea the boy %
eessh usls mefnine because TREY
werh ~isalogs ef hIa hlah standing ii
tha eeheai fh@ hnys Atisn1ea.
Tire Keykendalt LAD. suffering frrus
asyere inlaf4eA wa fonaA tahiaa !
tHMsart. ~ died ~ hcar sftse
NaFa. Tbe peiles ofa ~ithhgi8lna
~ names N rs seYs ~hs are under
arrest
El Nuevo mexicano., 1920-03-18
PLEADS FOR
ATR|OTIsN
IN PE FACE As
| N VI A R
Hays Declares Republican Party
Stands for Honest and
Efficient Government.
REDUCTION OF TAKES "A
PARAMOUNT POLICY

NHY EGASEU WttH 10 fNNNr E%&t%@ns
Roanoke, w. Va, March IL.
Declaring the republican party
stands first for the honest effici-
ent, and economical business adj
ministration Of the country's af-
fairs" VIII H. Hays. chairman Of
the republican national committee.
III an address before the state rel
publican convention here today
pleaded for patriotism IN peace
as well as war, and asserted that
the country has slipped along UNI
der this democratic administra-
ton without any adequate thought
Of the problem that would con-
front il until the shock Of peace
was here. just as we did before We
entered the war.
Outlining the principal things for
which his party stands, Mr.. Hays
said.
II suggest that above all things the
republican party stands for honest, eff.
ficient and economical business ad.
ministration Of the country's affairs.
It was formerly said that honesty is
the best policy as a matter OF bust
ness. Honesty is the best policy as a
matter OF morals. In like manner there
is but n kind Of successful policy, Of
faithful. efficient, honest and ec0nom-
fcaI administration. The only succe8E-
ful policies in the situation IL to find
out what is best for the country and
do 1t first. We want more men ID poll
tics for what they can give and not
what they IA get
Il suggest The republican party
stands Tor the development aud execu-
ton 81 q plan for the reduction Qf
taxes, with the repeal Of taxes which
Kill Initiative and the spreading 81 war
debt oyer = large number d years.
Il believe there shall be developed a
better relation between labor and cap
ltaL with Justice to both and with jus.
tics to the public and third side 81
the triangle which must not be for.
gotten.
we feel that there shall be an "a.
minlnfrakion o. Law and order every
where IN the nation.
THE party zhail measure Is steps
forward BY ne now needs Of the Ear
ton with eyes, always ahoad "a With
It's feet always "a Soiid ground
Asserting fhat there afe Two naturai
inquiries fFum Hpmen new il Dgittcs.
what does TIC republican party b.
Ter the women. and Whas does The ~
publican pssiy esand frr Mr. fiazs
daciafeds
1hs replbiican TAfiy offers tire
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f&fty. ~ atdt6. has the Fiehte
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El Nuevo mexicano., 1920-03-18
j, S. SHOOTS NOTES
FAST TO DOLINANS

WAshinEtou. alnroh f4=The AFner.
iean government has sent fuo notes
% Dolsyi4 saA IS pfebaFinK 10 sand I
third requesting that there ba 10
hrexeh q psseo with peru
A. the atAte department Il Wsa said
that The representations mado % 10
liyiA had been sfsdnt ard that =
Gsepaa nesr bad boFn efgba1ched ana
a third prg14red becans4 70 repfy 10
fte Efss bad eehha hrom ng1yla-
El Nuevo mexicano., 1920-03-18
Las Vegas School Bonds
Sold It Good Figure

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El Nuevo mexicano., 1920-03-18
SOVIET REPUBLIC FORMED
IN oAxOMY. REPORT

Basic, Switzerland. March IA
dispatch from cheminItx, the Undue
trial center In Saxony with a popu-
iafion rf more than 100000, saya .
republic Of working mems cosncus
has been proclaimed tnara A com
mittee " action has been formed
comprisinG ten communism az indt
pendent socialists. four majority -
cialista and p democrat
El Nuevo mexicano., 1920-03-18
SHOWS GAIN
or 0vEQ a ~

WH8hlnftau. Magen 1.-THE pDnn,
tatson Of Hawaii d efaas2. tie can.
Tis bureau announced Today Thia il
an iaefe1es az "a, qeg On g per esnk
as compared viii 1915.
The population & exclusive ~ GER.
Gput fp5l9iEf et aliliiafs and naval
Htaticns Tho population n the Hon
olnIn dIlFIet . HLaeAa 81 Aa.aaa
El Nuevo mexicano., 1920-03-18
MILWAUKEE,
HAS 457,l47
Increase Of az Per Gent shown
Over 1910 Census, and
hawaii Growing.

10y LaasBa Wire 60 Nets Mexicaml
Washington. Mareh I1.-Population
statistica fnF 1870 announced today
~ the cenaus bureau Included: Mii.
WAukee 45T .i47. An increase OF IS 1920
Or ELS per cent over 1870.
Milwaukee, n the ffiih big city the
population o. which FOR 1870 has heen
anu0uuegds It ranked twelfth IA
1910 with .2Ss S5T, m increases Of 5i.ee
yer eent ovc 1899
El Nuevo mexicano., 1920-03-18

Stuttgart. March 17.--It Is believed
the national assembly win open here
late today despite the railroad strike.
President Ebert Il Minister 81 De-
tense Noakes as we'll rs Philip
scheidemann, former premier, are
here.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-09-02
REPORT RAMOS
> COT CAR AND
CASH Of CANTU
CaRtU last of Diaz SERVANTS.
Mevico N0U Stripped of IN
derHaen of the Warrior Who
SU0ycd, Destiny of Nation.

That M. Ramos, former presidente
de MeXicali, and an engineer from
the military school at Mexico City,
who resigned from office with the
overthrow of Cantu, received $4,000
in cash and a $4,000 AUTOMOBILES fEem
his former govern, was the report cir
culating on the streets of MeXicali to-
day. Ramos is in Los Angeles with
Cantu now.
1t was reported from the office of
the president of the native for gov
ernor club" at Mexicali today that
Juan Ojeda Nelson, q member of the
committee, is in MaXicali and not
Mexico City, as it was previously re-
ported. H. Julio Nunez, S the secre-
tary in the capital city, it was said.
Word came from MeXicali today,
that with the passing of Esteban Can
tu as governor of Lower California
commander Of the MeXicali garrison
and the appointment Of General Abel
ardo Rodriguez, commander in c~ef
Of the army of Governor Salazar, fell
the last warrior under. the old Diaz
regime.
For more than 13 years the war
like spirit Of the famous chieftail
thrilled the hearts of men, likewise
causing pain and misery among the
women of his country. His word was
the law, his army the dread of political
opponents.
Cantu, while carrying the title of
colonel, was one of the most trusted
servants under the old general. 1t
was through the work he conducted
ed for Diaz, that the president APP
pointed him governor of the northern
district of Baid California.
His miIt.TE ,succes0c!, General
Abelardo has received the confidence
If his people and is organizing one OF
tie strongest units in the northern
Palt of the country. He halls from,
sonora, and has under bis command
5000 Yacqui Indians, the majority ot
them speak neither Spanl.l ror Eng
lish.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-09-02
NEGRO IS BOUND
OVER FOR TRIAL
FELONY CHARGE

The case of the state against Will
Alexander, whom Dr.. Oscar W. De
Vaughn claims bit him so severely
during a recent fight that DeVaughn's S
ar was nearly severed, was up this
morning before Justice Mayfield, sit
ting in Judge Swings court.
1t is charged by De Vaughn that
when he entered upon AleXander's
property on a matter of business he
Md Alexander got into an argument
during which Alexander ordered De
Vaughn off the grounds. DeVaughn
says that when he started to go Alex
ander called him back, and upon re-
turning Alexander struck at him with
q shovel. De Vaughn lodged the blow
he says, and then clinched with Alex
ander. Alexander, he says, bit his
ear during the clinch
Alexander made no defense, and
was bound over for trial in the Su-
perior court. Despite his silence it is
said by many who claim an intimacy
with the case that Alexander bit De
Vaughn as the only possible means OF
making De Vaughn stop biting his
thumb.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-09-02
ALLEN BEATS
IN
FOR
n 0 Y { N B En-.
Cole Polls Heaviest Ballot of
Election. C0nkling Makes
Good Showing. Returns
Practically Complete. The
Vote Was Light.

Cole Conkling and Allen will be the
opponents for election to the Superior
court bench.
Latest returns from the primaries
held last Tuesday indicate the nomina-
tion Of Burritt S. Allen over his near
est opponent Joseph f. Seymour, by a
plurality of nearly 100 votes in the
race for the judgeship Of Imperial
county.
The race between Seymour and AL
len has been one of the closest in the
history Of tn county, and one of the
hardest fought elections in the state
The final returns from all but few
precincts give Allen, 900; Seymour,
8S2.
The campaign of Allen was purely
a personal one. He was his own man
county precincts. The nomination was
due to the personal canvas of the rural
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS. cmfwyp c
districts made by him previous to
lection. Every farm was visited by
him and an outline of his plans for the
coming four years delivered in person.
The success of Aliens campaign marks
a new era in political history in I'm
perial county.
In the city count Seymour ran far
away from his opponent, but even in
CaleXico he was forced to cut in favor
Of Allen. Holtville ran high for Sey-
mour because of the Rose votes in that
section. Seymour carried Holtville by
a fair majority.
A number of outlying precincts are
yet to be heard from. They, however,
can not materially affect the lead Of
Allen and if anything they will swell
it, rather than deminish it.
The total votes cast Tuesday ex-
elusive of those not yet recorded, was
2699.
Complete returns for iudgeship are:
Cole, 1871: Conkling, 11OS; Allen, 900;
Seymour, 882; Berry, 357.
BeaPs count was increased with
every return. A majority of 800 has
been passed
Imperial Valley press., 1920-09-02
E|LEPH0 Ne
SERVICE OF
VALLEY WILL
Be IMPROVED.
Reconstruction of Entire
System Is Planned. Calex-
co to Have Automatic
Service. Work on Valley
Lines Begun September Is

The installation of a larger and
more complete telephone system in Ell
Centro and the entire Imperial Valley
involving the expenditures of many
thousands of dollars, was announced by
f.. G. Anderson, manager of the local
exchange Of the Pacific Telephone and
Telegraph company today.
According to Mr.. Anderson the val
ley has grown SO rapidly during the
past few years, that today only the Ell
Centro office can adequately care for
the enormous increase in the volume
of business.
September Is a large corps of work
ren, under the direction of engineers,
will leave Los Angles with material
and equipment for stretching addition
al long distance lines between the val
ley and that city. At the same time
more poles will be put up and addi-
tional connections made with outlying
districts within the city limits of Ell
Centre.
Obsolete equipment at Calexico has
necessitated the building of a larger
building in that city. According to
'the plans now being carried out, the
automatic system, or correctly known
as the machine switching system will
be installed. Every piece of machinery
placed in the building, according to
Mr.. Anderson, will be the latest word
in telephone invention. 1t will rank as
one of the most up-to-date exchanges
in the country.
The reason for putting in the auto
matte system, explained Mr.. Anderson,
was because of the constant labor
shortage in that city. "We have more
trouble getting help there than in any
other city in the state. People in Cal
exico seem well pleased over the plans,
and rightly they should be for, with
the completion of the plant, the Pacific
Telephone company will be in posi-
ton to offer them three second serv-
ice, probably the fastest in the coun-
trV.S
Imperial Valley press., 1920-09-02
LABOR DAY TO
Be ROUND OF
REAL EVENT. S
auto Races. Picnics. Motor
cycles Races. Dances, Boxing,
Barbecue and Everything,
According to Committee in
Charge.

Automobile road race, motorcycle
races, boxing, dancing and other
amusements will mark the Labor Day
celebration in Imperial Valley, Mon
day, September 6.
According to "Curly" Brumbley, be-
tween 10 and IS cars will be entered
in the road race. The course marked
eff by Brumbley is a 60 mile ride from
Brawley to El Centro and return via
the Imperial avenue highway. A
Stutz, Chalmers and three Fords are
among the cars already signed for the
drive. A complete list will be pub
lished Friday.
Motorcycle races under the direction
of Guy Urquhart will be the first ever
held in the Valley. Wires are out in
hopes of roping Roy Artley, famous
Indian driver, to come to the valley
for the day.
! Speculation over the outcome of the
Mata- Hoppe struggle at Huddlestor
Park is creating a great deal of eX-
element The two lads have met three
times. Each with a victory and 6
draw for a tossup. However, Hoppit
holds the edge over the San Diego
Mex, because of the beating he handed
him at the last meeting of the boys
At that time Hoppe took from hin
the Far Western championship.
The big celebration will be held il
the evening at Huddleston Park
Dancing, swimming and fireworks are
on the program.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-09-02
FRENCH FACTS AND FIGURES
(By Associated Press)

PARIS, Sept. "A little booklet
entitled Facts and Figures Regarding
France" in which the story of the de-
vastated departments and the work
of reconstruction is visualized in a
series of tables, is being given to the
Americans visiting France. 1t is is
yled in English by the Commission
ttor Devastated Regions whose presi-
dent is Andre Tardieu.
Contrasted with the burdens of a
National debt seven times that of 1914
and taxes more than four times as
great are the hopeful possibilities of
rapidly improving export trade, the ac-
QUESTION of the potash, iron and steel
industries of Alsace-Lorraine and the
gradual development of Frances water
power possibilities.
! The new source of electric power is
Estimated at 5000 900 horsepower of
which 1000 horsepower have been
utilized and an additional $4,000
horsepower will be producing during
the coming year. Now that France is
so short of coal the power question is
regarded as among the most important
l,r each hydraulic horsepower is con
sidered equivalent to a ton of coa'
| saved.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-09-02
HARVARD STUDENTS DOING
FRENCH RECONSTRUCTION
(RX ASeOriate ed prasSi

PARIS, Sept. 2.-The Harvard re-
construction group, made up of some
40 young student architects and en-
gineers of the advanced grades at
Harvard university, have left for their
posts in tl& ArgOnne and Meuse re-
gions to carry on their work of re-
construction in the devastated areas.
M. Ogier, minister of the liberated
regions, received the group on it's re-
cent arrival here, and assured them the
fullest facilities of the French govern
ment in carrying on the work. Five
members of the mission were assigned
to Rheims. Two of them are to work
under the direction of M. Deneu archi-
,tect of the cathedral, in designing the
plans for the restoration of the fam
Gus basilica. Others are taking part
i'm the gradual restoration of the old
city back to its pre-war aspect.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-09-02
RUNAWAY NEGRO LAD
CAUGHTIN SAN DIEGO

CALEXICO, Sept. City Marshal
Boucher was notified by the San Diego
police today that John Jeffers, 13-
vear-old colored bov, has been appre-
hended in the coast city on advices
from CaleXico that he had disappeared
with a Ford machine belonging to A.
III. King, an employe of Needham Bros.
The boy disappeared Monday after
noon and the machine was discovered
at Mountain Springs, where he had
abandoned it. He is said to have
begged a ride from there into San
Diego, where he was picked up by the
police only short time after arrival.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-09-02
ARIZONA VOTES SEPT. 7
lBy Associated Press)

PHOENIX, Ariz., Sept. 2.-Arizona
voters, at a primary election Septem-
ber 7, will choose party candidates for
United States senator, member of the
house of representatives, presidential
electors, governor and other state of
fees. The candidates named at the
primary will make the final race at
the general election November 2.
Senator Marcus A. Smith, democrat,
OF Tucson, Governor Thomas +. Camp
bell, republican, of Prescott and Rep
resentative Carl Hayden, democrat, of
Phoenix, are candidates for nomina-
tion for the offices they hold.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-09-02
The Tale 0fo
Mad CoW anda
Madder Farmer

This occurred when a man who is
now an ancient valleyan was a mere
imam who wore a coat and collar, like
wise a tie when he stepped off the
train.
He was looking for land, and he
rode. 1t occurred when he was not
riding, but walking. Walking slowly
and hotly through farm yard. And
this is what he saw.
He had just gotten to the corner
OF the barnyard, says he, when around
the corner of the barn came COW,
running at almost full speed, and
bound for him. The COW rocked like
ship in heavy sea, and tossed its
horned head in awkward but never
theless threatening manner.
He started. He was not ordinarily
afraid of cows. But this cow was
different. Oh awful sig:lt! From
the mouth of this COW depended a
foamy, white substance, the big eyes
of the cow seemed to be fastened dead
upon him. And her head, mounted
by fearfully sharp horns, shook awk-
wardly, but threateningly. His mind
was blank. A mad COW! A cow
suffering from hydrophobia!
He pictured himself. Oh, awful
sight! Gored to death by mad COW.
And would be done so awkwardly, too,
but, then, he comforted himself, so
thoroughly. He had just prepared to
die facing the enemy when a farmer
from the barn, shaking his
fist in wild woe
Darn you, Molly, you've spoiled
mighty bearly bail of good cotton.