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The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1920-04-01
WHEN THE jokes ON US
(By Strickland w. Gillilan)

the street he trips;
We can smile smile of rapture at
We can get lot of giggles from the
cares of other folks,
We can pluck lot of pleasure from
our own delightful jokes;
We can laugh to beat the mischief
when the other fellow slips
On fresh banana peeling, as adown
fellow-creature's muss,
But it's quite another story when the
Jokes on us.
We can scheme and plot to humble
some poor chap we think is proud,
We are glad when he's the victim of
the cackle Of the crowd;
We will play the blooming joker when
the other fellows It
And will gurgle Ger his trouble till
But we're southbound> in minute
and prepared to start a fuss
we nearly have a fit; -
When the victim turns the table and
the .s..s..
Jokes on u.s.
We will never reach perfection in
this tricky human game
Till joke on t'other fellow Or on US
is all the same .sss..,- =-..
Till We laugh as long and loudly at
our own discontinue >.,s
AS we do when someone else has held
the bag the snipes to lure;
Well be failures just as long as we
proceed to rave and cuss
When the other fellows laughing and
the
Jokes on US.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1920-04-01

press COIAeS Ill., IL ouApStSdu ~ d SIN
cere man instead of sincere cheap
politician, he might come up to North
Dakota and talk that stuff to the
bunch of rubber stamps who voted to
put free press out of business. We
have two Of them in the thirty eighth
district of Barnes county. There is
no sincerity in the statement of any
of the league nominees. They talk to
fool the people.
The Mexican Review, published in
Mexico City in the American and Mex
lean language, claims to have received
personal authorization from President
Carranza to publish a statement de-
claring that he will not be a candidate
for president Of the republic again.
His declaration reads something to
this effect: ''Not single day after
the first of December next will ]. re-
main as president of the republic" 1t
is said that those persons who are &C
quainted with the president and have
followed his course before the revo-
luton, as we'll as during and since
these disturbances, knows one thing
characteristic about him-that he is a
man of his word and once he makes a
pledge he never revokes it. AL
though we believe that Carranza could
have handled affairs with the united
States in much better manner, he
must be given credit for the way he
has handled his own government, pre-
siding fearlessly over type of people
which are not Of the best peace loving
individuals on earth. Bonillas, the
present Mexican ambassador to the
United States, appears to likely can
didate.
Questioning of house democrats re-
veals the fact that many of them are
getting tired of waiting for the pres
ident to say whether he will be third
term candidate or not. One particular
reason for this is the fact that the
republican party, is conducting big
booms for their candidates while dem
ocrats are forced to stand back and
take no decisive action on account of
the president refusing to state his
views, which causes them to believe
that their possibility of winning the
next election will be hampered. A.
Mitchell Palmer, present attorney
general of the United States, has filed
for nomination on the democratic
ticket but is being held back from
pushing his campaign by the fact that
Wilson is holding back. If Wilson
should run again, Palmer would ask
to have his name withdrawn from the
ticket and would support Wilson.
Wilson'S health indicates that he
could not stand the campaign neces-
sary for seeking a third term but the
belief prevails that he will ask re-
in order to save the peace
treaty-or rather to try to continue to
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1920-04-01

One of the biggest political meet
ings held in Stutsman county was pull
/ off recently and fine Legislative
cket was nominated in Alfred Steel,
the nominee for senator. Here's
here we see Press Muzzling Pendray
ipping out Of sight. A. |. Quade, OF
ingree, Adam Preszler, of Medina, 5
!. Allen, of Corwin, and D. c. Wood
jamestown, were endorsed for the
,gislature. William LANCER was un-
nimously endorsed for the office OF
overnor. There were $50 business
zen, leaguers, independents, demo
ats and republicans at this big gath,
ing and the men present went at II
businesslike and earnest manner
every county organized as thor
ughly as has Stutsman county the
ext legislature will not contain a
laiority in favor of red flag or for
uilding up league newspaper mon
poly at the expense of the old time
ewspaper men of the state. Tom
>endry better begin to gather up his
,emors of how he represented Suits.
IAN county in the state senate and
lean house ready for Senator Steel to
love in.
We hear it rumored around the
treets that Tom Gudmestad, of Litch-
lille. is likely to become candidate
or the legislature from the thirty,
eighth district. The Times-Record is
pleased to state that there is no bet
.er man in southern Barnes county
han Tom Gudmestad. He was form
,rlv a member of the board of county
commissioners and was one of the best
commissioners who ever held seat or
,ur county board. He is the type OF
man that cannot be used or led around
Nv the nose-and he certainly would
not consent to be rubber stamp. The
league leaders do not want men they
cannot use that is why they elect
men of the "me too" brand so many OF
whom have been sleeping in legisla-
tive chairs of late years while the
bosses and clerks have been framing
the legislation. Here's hoping Tom
Gudmestad or any good man with
some ability and independence may be
elected from the thirty-eighth district
the county sorely needs real repre-
sentation.
The Courier-News plays up the fact
strong this morning that Dentist
Shipstead, who has been nominated
for governor by the nonpartisans OF
Minnesota, comes out strong for free
press. That is very catchy idea and
might appeal to the Minnesotans very
strongly, but up here in North Da-
kota where we have fifty three pa
per monopoly controlled by the MOI
partisan league bosses, and whel
many newspapers have been put OF
of business by this monopoly, we ia
to see where this free speech and FIRE
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1920-04-01

country without reservations, We be-
shove the treaty on the people Of the
lieve that this should be put up to the
people at the coming fall election and
then of the majority of them wants it
to go ahead and ratify.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1920-04-01

The political gubernatorial situa-
ton is becoming more pronounced
each day and a dearth Of candidates
will not be the one thing that will hap
pen this season. 1t seems to be the
open season for candidates. r. A.
Nestos, of Minot, very good man,
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1920-04-01

If r. A. Nestos, of Minot, is the big
man that he pretends to be, he will i'm
mediately pull his announcement out
of the papers as candidate for gov
ernor, along with any other so called
big man who has personal ambition.
The time is now ripe for all those OPP
posed to socialism and Townleyism to
unite behind the strongest man for
governor and put him over at the com
ing primaries. It has been shown be-
yond doubt in times past, that If
two or three candidates remain in the
field the Townley candidate is going to
win hands down. The only logical
thing to do at this time is to get be-
hind the candidacy of William LANCER
the man who is considered by those
who have given the situation the clos
est and most careful analysis, to be
the only man who stands chance of
being elected this year. These are
facts we have to face. If the men
who are so loud in saying they want
to put an end to this era of socialism
and extravaganza now in vogue in this
state, mean what they are talking
about, then it is time for them to place
their personal aspirations in cold
storage for time, at least, and come
out as real progressive men by getting
behind the mn that today is the only
one that stands a chance of winning
out--iWlliam Wanger.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1920-04-01
William LANCER may not be the man
all those Interested in the election of 81

/. b a 70 . . u 8
William LANCER may not be the man
all those interested in the election of a
governor might pick as candidate,
but at the same time he will be salts
factory to most of those opposed to
Townleyism and we look for a gen
eral capitalization in his favor before
the time for the conventions that are
to be held roll around. They have all
got to give it to the fighting attorney
general-he is the great fighting ma
chine of the state that has put the
fear of defeat into the hearts of those
who have not only been trying to rob
the state of it's credit but of it's morals
as well. He has the dope on the bunch
and he has been giving it to the people
in true LANCER style. He is as fearless
as it is possible to be. He fears none
of the long haired bunch, and what is
more important than anything else
he is telling the truth to the people in
such way that he is getting the peo-
pie to believe what he is telling them.
There are three men in this state who
have proved to be honest, conscien-
tious, men who have had the courage
of their convictions to stand for the
right and guard the interest of the
people of the state-Langer, Kositzky
and Hall. They should meet the ap-
proval Of the people-and we think
they will.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1920-04-01

Holland still insists on hanging on
to the former kaiser and it begins to
look as thought the old reprobate VIII
die of old age before he is brought up
for trial.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1920-04-01

Some sensational charges were
made recently by Harold Littledale, a
special writer for the Saturday Eve
ming Post in which he roasts the Fed
eral Board of Vocational Training to
a fare-you-well, charging that the
board was paying it's employees on an
average of $111.00 a month, while in
another part Of the writings he charg-
es the board with paying the small
sum of $500 month for tuition of the
soldiers causing the reader to come to
the conclusion that the soldiers were
getting very little indeed. When
hailed up before the Committee on Ed
ucation of the House Of Representa-
tives some very interesting facts were
brought out in Littledale's life. He
admitted he was British subject, that
he was born in Bombay, India, and had
lived in thas country Ia years, but has
never secured citizenship papers. The
Saturday Evening Post, the paper he
is employed by, is owned and con-
trolled by Thomas Lamont, partner
of the j. p Morgan Co., British fl
nancial syndicate, and Of Wall Street
fame. Congress has been asked to
start probe into the matter by the
board. IT,
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1920-04-01

A word of warning at this time to
our people might not be amiss about
the condition of the Normal school
footbridge leading to the school from
the south end of Fifth avenue. We
are no alarmist but at the same time
it is we'll to sound the note of warning
before it is too late. The condition of
this bridge is decidedly unsafe and in
fact in dangerous condition at this
time, and we warn our people that if
they wish to cross over that bridge
not to do so in groups but to 60 over
singly and play safe. The board of
administration was here yesterday
looking into the matter and the bridge
will be repaired and put in safe con-
dition just as soon as it is possible to
do so. At the present time, however,
the bridge is wobbly and is not con-
sidered safe by those competent to
Judge on such matters. In any event
"a stitch in time" you know, or a
warning in time, may save life or
several lives. We have done our part
IN this direction-take heed and gov
ern yourselves accordingly.
The weekly times-record. (Valley City, N.D.) 1912-1922, 1920-04-01

Too many cooks are apt to spoil the
broth That appears to be the status
of the fight for the governorshlp OF
this state at the present time. The
itch for office seems to have become an
endemic.
The New York herald., 1920-01-07

1t is different today.
With nearly 100000 regis
trations ahead for the year 1920,
we see the industry still in it's in
fancy.
There can be no point Of satu-
ration short of the transportation
needs of the country.
What are the transportation
needs of America = passenger
and freight-and when will they
be met?
That is a question our chill
dren's grandchildren will still
be asking.
So, with motor vehicles as with
tires, there will be no limit to the
demand for the most fit.
The New York herald., 1920-01-07

For exampIe-today there is no
scarcity of tires. You see no cars
laid up for want Of tires.
There is a scarcity of y. 5.
Tires.
This company withits enormous
stake-the largest in the industry
is taking the long view = the
sound, constructive view.
We are building and equipping
for greater capacity, but placing
responsibility for quality above
the temptation of forced produc-
ton. When we have doubled
and trebled our facilities, there
will still be a scarcity of y. S.
Tires.
The New York herald., 1920-01-07

VOU men who have been
i attending Automobile Shows
right along remember how it used
4 to be five or six years ago.
Some manufacturer announced
production of 1000 cars for the
coming year and everybody
pitied him.
Registrations had already
reached three millions.
The short sighted dealer shook
his head and said it couldn't last.
He hurried to get his orders in
and his cars out before it was
too late.
Everything hinged on quick
deliveries.
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05

The housewife may be somewhat out of touch with public affairs but she's in pretty close touch with hu- man nature.
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05
Could See a Tragic Future Waiting
 for Bob's Sister


 E Chrys has always been very dainty skeleton in the Lorimer closet. When she was a debutante. she acted on impulse and worried Mother more than any of the boys. Now Chrys follows Der unseen controls" with equal dis aster to Mothers nervous system. l think dear Mother was quite relieved after ChryS had departed upon her cruise. Mother makes it a part of her days duty not to interfere with her daughters conduct, but she is forever on the anxious seat when Chrys is at home. Her own fine ina agination has never helped her to guess what her daughter would do next.
 z Of course nobody could surn1ise how Ehrys would pass the time while she waited for Daddy.
 i Men do what they like when they are three thousand miles from home, and have only their own conscience 10 settle with, but women are bound in Honolulu by the laws under which they grew up in Indiana or Maine % Our Chrys couldn't tempt a Russian Inancier to a ouija board Seance in Honolulu and escape having the whole story on the first page of a New York s5aper the next day. Therefore I hoped That Chrys would avoid all temptations BO be original.
 $ Of course I was delighted because Ehrys' marital chains had snapped. Although she never had been q wife, she had been bound by the delusion E1at she was a married woman. Some Hines think it ruined the only real Romance of her life. She might have married Jordan Spence, and surren- aered her absurd mysticism without a hang, had she been free to act on a
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05
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Confessions ofaBride| | (copyigt 1920 by The Hupa per Enterprise Associadon

natural impulse.
 Chrys has had several transient flares about men, but in spite of her wealth or perhaps because of it. she seldom looked upon any man as a serious suitor Sometimes it seemed to me that the family was never go- ing to get Chrys married off.
 I could see tragic future awaiting her: she would remain an Independent rich "girl' until she was about 45, and then some younger man would flatter her into a wedding!
 Had Mother Lorimer been the aver age kind of a mother. rich or poor, probably she would have selected a groom and arranged a marriage for her daughter five years ago But Chrys was not a girl whom any man could rule unless she loved him, and that fact was obvious, and necessarily it limited the number of her wooers.
 Certainly Chrys never acknowledged any incentive to marry except love. What was to become of the vast LOT inner fortune didn't worry her. In fact, nobody in the family ever appeared to be much concerned about that. There in the Lorimers differed decidedly from most wealthy clans.
 Whats the difference what be- comes of the stuff" said Bob one day when he found me weeping because we have no children. What's the diff ference so long as 1t lasts until we get through with it?" he concluded sar castically. I suppose he never will pitt some of his advanced democracy into actual practice, but one bit is prob ably bound to go.
 If we have no children we'll see that our share of the money reverts to the state" he has said more than once
 I'm perfectly willing it should be so
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05

recognized as one of the worlds great est food experts. say refined sugar used Tor sweetening is not only un- necessary. but injurious to the system.
 Sugar is a luxury, and not an es- sential food. says Dr. Voegtlin.
 When taken into the system sugar is burned into carbonic acid and water and in those forms eliminated The only thing 1t generates is heat and en- ergy- The indirect harm done by sugar is to destroy the appetite for the forms of foods that should he eaten, such as fruits and vegeta bIes. These foods contain sufficient sugar to furnish necessary heat and energy. and at the same time they apply pro- tens. fats. mineral salts and vitamins. Starches are broken down into sugar ahc thereoy furnish the body all the heat and energy necessary"
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05
Refuse to Buy
 Sugar, US. Urged
BY CORA MOORE
GEORGE B. WATERS N. E. A. Staff Corresponden

WASHINGTON-Th best way to combat the high prices of sugar is to quit eating it, according to Dr. Carl Noegtlin professor of pharmacology, government hygience laboratory.
 At the present time the people of the United States are consuming $2.000,- 000,0 900 worth of sugar q year, and if the price goes to 30 cents a pound, which is likely, they will be eating it at the rate of s3.000, ,000, ,0o0 a year
 To dispense with this sugar would save $20 a year for each person, or $100 for each family of five. To those. who eat it in the form of candy it would save much more. as good candy sells for from 5 to s pound
 The best authorities in the United States. including Dr. Harvey W. Wiley.
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05

Fuel requirements of shipping board vessels alone for this year are 40. GOO. GOO barrels of oil, and for next year 6O,0OO,0 ,000 barrels.
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05

and I'm awfully afraid it will be so. As spring comes on I envy the birds at their nest building
 And l wonder with tears in my eyes, if the famous Lorimer cradle is never to be brought down from the attic for 8 little child of mine
 (To Be Continued)
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05
DOG DIES GAME;
 BURGLARS FLEE

CINCINATI-Kim, fox terrier owned, by E. E. Quinlan, parked all night, despite Mrs. Quinlan's eforts to quiet him. MT. Quinlan was in New York. Toward morning, the dogs yelping subsided and when the family arose, it was found that the animal Was dead and that a cellar window and steel door had been pried open by the burglars who poisoned the dog. but were driven away before getting any loot.
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05

Grapefruit has faculty of staning the knife blade in most determined The juice to eat into the steel, dscoloring for keeps. As I'm through cutting the fruit I hold the
 knife under running water and the juice is all washed off leaving the blade free from black sticky spots The knife lnaybe sort of onceover securing but the necessity for hard rubbing and scrubbng to deepseated stains will be gone
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05
REED DYNHWI Ei
 CAN'T FIND HIM

MANCHESTER Writh put dynamite beneath his stove to dry II out Twenty minutes later there was no stove. no house and the neighbors were trying to find Mir. Writh-
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05

  When Mr. coud endure t no
  him death fool thema yet what to do, Now Bill tends deceive but
  o him
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05

In the kitchen of Sister Mary daily family adults of the chemistry cooking
 
  out and served a her mi
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05
EDDY GETS A SIX
 DAY FREE EXCURSION

BRIDGEPORT, Conn.-When a freight car was opened here a hen .strutted forth cackling. Close by was q fresh laid egg. The bird had hopped aboard the car at Nevirvile, N. Y.. and was locked in. She had a six-day ride free. IIayseed in the car furnished food. ..
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05

Louisiana produced in 1919 only 249, 100000 pounds of sugar, com pared with 561 800 900 pounds in 1918.
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05
ADVEETUP E-S CE= TIE TWIN . H Olive Robesky Barter,

Up are a can nd new
 O at a m II in Ieavin all worked was gett impati and jealou
  brand he
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05

Menu for Tomorrow < Breakfast-Stewed figs, fried bread, sxnaple syrup. coffee z Luncheon-Tomato cfowder, toasted crackers, sweet potato ginger bread. xea. < Dinner-Broiled sirloin steak, lattice potatoes, creamed carrots, dandelion salad cocoanut cream pie, coffee. 2 My Own Recipes !, Although dandelion greens are rath- CT difficult to clean. if one uses plenty of waters there is little trouble in mak- sng the leaves perfectly clean. If used nncooked the green should be treated in the same way as lettuce A bacon dressing is most delicious to combine &ith the bitte1 tang of the useful weed. . Tomato Chowder % .2 cups tomatoes. . 6 medium sized potatoes. - medium sized onions. - cups milk. g l slice salt pork 1 inch thick sss Paprika. . Dice potatoes. Mince onion. Cut
Arizona republican., 1920-05-05

pork into small cubes and fry a light brown. Add potatoes, onions, tom2- toes. and paprika. Cover with boiling water and simmer 45 minutes. Add milk and bring to boil. Sweet Potato Ginger Bread
 34 cup brown sugar.
 1-3 cup butter and lard mixed.
 F cup molasses.
 F cup sour milk.
 F teaspoon salt.
 eggs.
 l cup flour.
 1 cup sweet potato.
 1 teaspoon ginger.
 l teaspoon cinnamon.
 F teaspoon cloves.
 l teaspoon soda.
 Cream sugar and shortening. Add mo1asses and eggs well beaten. Mix and sift dry ingredients and add alter nately with milk. Addt hot sweet po- tato which has been pressed through a sieve. Beat well, turn into d but tered and floured dripping pan and bake in a moderate oven for 45 fnin-
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1920-07-08
Panaszos level.
Milyenek a munkaviszonyok Ma
gyarorszagon? Mennyibe kertl
a szalonna es a cipo perth?
(Bekiildetett)

risztelt szerkesztoseg:-
Alabb kiild0k egy levelet, mely-
Dol konnyen kiolvashat6, hogy
Magyarorszagon "nincsen' fe-
her terror, es munkasok oyer
mekei "nem" eheznek. Mem k0z-
ON a kiildo teljes nevet es hely-
seget, ahonnan kiildi, inert felek,
hogy esetleg egy emberrel tobbet
k0tnenek fel a magyar kor-
many" nagyobb dicsosegere. De
beszeljen a level maga.
1920 junius 2.
Kedves Janos batyam! XII
vanom, hogy levelem legjobb
egeszsegben salaljon benneteket.
vi csak meg vagyunk valahogy
ebben nyomororszagban.
Kedves Jaros! Tudatlak, hogy
l levelet megkaptam, melynek
igen megoriltem, inert mar iga-
zan AIT hittem, hogy megfeled-
keztetek rolam. Tudatlak azon-
xviii, hogy mar 1914-tol lit va
gyok gepesz a villamos kozpont-
ban, van negy gyermekem, ket
flu es ket leanyom, a legid6sebb
g ewes, legfiatalabb 3 elmult, a
haboru ideje alatt itthon nyomo
rogtam, mint szenbanyamunkas
fel voltam mentve. At szoktam
tobbszor menni re Zsofiek-
hoz. Sch .-hoz leveleid es
Tilcsi leveleit olvastam, es mar
en- is irtam neked meg januarban.
de ugy latszik a levelet "bizo-
nyos okok Matt mem kaptad
meg.
Tudod, hogy mi mostan Ajogal-
lamban elink? lit all koz-
mondas, hogy mondj igazat, be
torik a fejed, es hozza meg he
reszteny" allamban is vagyunf
hol az listen tizparancsolatft It
is betartjak, plane EFT a kettot
hogy szeresd felebaratodat, mini
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