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Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01
INVENTIVE GENIUS
R0DS CAL0MEL OF
NAUSEA and DANGER
Doctors Fsvorite Medicine Now
Purified and Refined from AL
Objectionable Effects. ''Calo-
tabs the New Name.

What will human ingenuity do n-rtf
Smokeless powder, wireless telegraphy,
horseless carriages, colorless iodine, taste
less quinine,-now comes nausealess calo-
mel. The new improvement called "Calo-
tabs is now on sale at drugstores.
For biliousness, constipation and indi-
eestion the new calomel tablet Is q prac-
tically perfect remedy. rs evidenced By
the fact that the manufacturers have ari-
thorized all druggists to refund the price
y the customer is not perfectly delighted"
with Calotabs. One tablet at bedtime with
swallow Of water-that's all. No taste,
no nausea, no gripping, no salts. BY morn
ing your liver is thoroughly cleansed and
you are feeling fine, with a hearty sppe-
ute Eat what you please--no danger-g0
about your business.
Jalotabs are not sold in bulk, Get an
original package, sealed. Price. thirtr.
i've cents.-(adv.l
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

Il attended a case tried In a west
ern city," says member Of the bar.
where the defendant was chargei
with burglary. While the Judge was
delivering his charge TO the jury one
of the jurymen tainted. just as the
judge had impresslyely said:
Gentlemen of the jury. In arriv-
ing at decision you must take into
consideration the testimony of the
witness for the defense and give IL
full weight
AT the words full weight the jury
man swooned away. He was a coal
merchant Exchange.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

The problem of getting away from
life becomes increasingly dIflcult by
any other means than ending II. and.
If Sir Oliver Lodge be right, even
that is a futile method. Mail, tele-
phone md telegraph find you out
wherever you may 60. For a time
there was hope In the aeroplane, but
MarconI experiments in London have
dashed that. Passengers flying across
the English channel have been hailed
and talked to by wireless from Lon
don. Conversations have been held
between planes 300 miles apart. There
seems to be no escape.--Denver News.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01
It's Chief Point.

Its Chief Point.
"The wild goose is neither beautiful
nor graceful"
"But It's game"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

very much am well and strong and
now able to do my work. / cannot
thank you enough and recommend
your medicine to my friends who are
sick. Mrs. SUSIE SkcATANsKY, Is
East 18th St., Bayonne, N. ].
Il must be admitted By every fair
minded, intelligent person, that . medi-
cine could not live and grow in popular
~ r sor ose5 FL r0r ops sa pI1S c cSs
as does Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound, without possessing great
virtue and actual worth. Such med
icfnes must be looked upon and termed
both standard and dependable by every
thinking person
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

A young man alighting from an Ilii-
nois Central train at Woodlawn sta
tlon was met by friend who escorted
him to a nearby lunch room for little
breakfast before going up to the house.
The conversation naturally concerned
the old home town and its people.
"And how Is Miss PlumplyI" asked
the host. rs she about the same as
everT'
mo. Gee, she is as skinny as a
snake. l never saw such TRANSFERRING
ton in any one. You wouldn't know
her. She isn't much heavier thsh your
wife. Publishers Auxiliary.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01
nPars,s plapspsIn" Cnnacts Stomach

''Pape's Diapepsin'' is the quickest sur
est relief for Indigestion. Gases, Flatu
ience. Heartburn. Sourness, Fermentation
or Stomach Distress caused by acidity
few tablets give almost immediate
is corrected so you can eat favorite food
without fear. Large case costs only o
cents at drug store. Absolutely harmless
and pleasant. Millions helped annually
Best stomach corrective known-Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

A young man from the United
States went into Scotland Yard, Lon
don. on his way to the hospital, to
report his change of residence. and the
sergeant in charge. cockney, asked
"Are you going to dieg"
The startled American said he hoped
not, but that If he did he hoped that
they would ship his body back to the
states, and turned to go.
A laughing clerk called him back
and explained that the cockney ser
geant only meant "Are you going to-
dayYr Quite another thing l-Edin.
burgh Scotsman.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01
CASCARETS


Do you feel all tangled up-blIious
constipated, headachy, nervous, full Of
cold1 Take cascarets tonight for your
liver and bowels to straighten you out
by morning. Wake up with head clear
stomach right breath sweet and feel
ing fine. No gripping. no Inconvenience.
Children love Cascarets too. 10. %,
30 cents--Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

Mrs. William G. McAdoo told at a
dinner in Washington a story about
the modern girl.
zone Of these modern girls" she
said, was praising new play.
But said a young man, coughing
but isn't it rather-er-rather Ill
trar
ULTRA? Not a Bit said the mod
ern girl. as she fixed a cigarette in
her long amber tube. It's a play that
any girl could take her mother to-"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01
Causes Of Eye Strain.

The efficiency of the eye as a work
ing instrument is reduced MATERIAL,
by the presence of distracting oh
ject in the field of vision. more par
ticularlr IL near to the eye and clos
to the kne of sight. Such objects ar
the dark and prominent rims of tor
tolse-shill glasses. curved-eye shade
with dark Innings, and the like. B,
tending to cause the eye refiexly Il
adjust for them rather than for thei
work, these objects subject the eye t.
unnecessary and harmful muscula.
strain, eye experts declare.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

Watch cutieura Improve Your skim
On rising and retiring gently smear
the face with Cutlcura Ointment
Wash of Ointment in five minutes
with Cuticura Soap and hot water. 1t
is wonderful sometimes what Cuticura
viii do for poor compilations, dandruff.
itching and red rough hands.-Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01
8OYearSOId
Was Sick
Now Feels Young After
Taking Eatonic for
Sour Stomach

II had sour stomach ever since I had
the grip and it bothered me badly
Have taken Eatonic only week and
am much better Am so years old"
says Mrs. John Hill.
Eatonie quickly relieves sour stom-
ach, indigestion. heartburn. bloating
and distress after eating because Il
takes up and carries out the excess
aeidity and gases which cause most
stomach ailments. II you have tried
everything and still suffer, do not give
up hope. EatonIc has brought relief to
tens Of thousands Ike you. A big box
costs but triae with your druggists
guarantee.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

Don't you know there is a rumor
that the racing in which your husband
is interested is crookedf'
''Not a bit of truth in II" said
young Mrs. Torkins. THEY can't be
crooked. Charley showed me the
track and it's a perfect oval"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01
The rroubIesoms Experts.

"Know anything about an automO
bleT"
"Not thing"
aust the man I want. Tell me
what you think might be the matter
with my car. The experts that have
come along have all guessed wrong
and I thought perhaps you might Dc
able to guess right"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01
Catarrh Can BE Cured

Catarrh is local disease greatly infiu-
enced by constitutional conditions. II
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
Is taken internally and acts through
the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces OF
the System. HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE destroys the foundation Of
the disease, gives the patient strength by
improving the general health and assists
nature IN doing its work.
All Druggists Circulars free.
+. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01
BocHEE's SYRUP
A Harmless Soothing, Healing Remedy
for Coughs and Colds.

Here is a remedy for coughs, colds,
bronchitis, throat irritation. and espe-
cially for lung troubles, that has been
sold all over the civilized world in
many thousands Of households for the
last fifty-four years. Its merits have
stood this test Of time and use, and
surely no test could be more potent
or convincing. 1t gives the patient
with weak and infiamed lungs good
nights rest, free from coughing. with
easy expectoration in the morning.
Try one bottle. accept no substitute.
For sale by all druggists and dealers
In medicine verywhere.-Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

Il understand you always make
money on falling market"
WELL" replied Mr.. Dustin Stax.
with sly. self-appreciatiye chuckle,
7 manage to get bear living out
Of H."
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01
TREAstIRE TROVE

Wetmore: Geel stopped Just
In time to avoid smashing that bot
tie.
His Wife: II would have been too
bad IL we had cut new tire.
Wetmore: Tlrei wasn't think
Ing Of the tire. But there might be
something In the bottle.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

do you think Snifkins intends to
make an energetic campaign for cleo
ton IN his districtr
Does he7 He's getting bids on the
lowest wholesale prices for boxes of
chocolates and vanity bags"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

He-Darling, there is an unconsam-
ing fire In my heart for you.
She-That's all right. but what
much more concerns me is TO know L.
there substantial insurance on your
life9
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

us that consequential-looklng star
actor supported by his wife on his
tourf"
81 don't know how he feeds three
mes a day If he isn't"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

II all who hate would love US
And all our friends were true
Good graciousl kindly tell US
What would the gossips dot
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

$50 you are going back to the old
country, my manT
"Sure l am. Who wants to live in
country that's got nothing left with
a kick In 1t but nn army muller"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

There is one thing which has al
ways puzzled me in military matters"
"What is that7"
''How standing army can be kept
In good running order"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

HAS prohibition helped your hus-
band any?"
Il can't say that it has. But ] Will
say this for him, since he's taken TO
drinking perfumes and toilet waters
his breath smells whole lot sweeter
than 1t used to-"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01
MOTHER!
california Syrup of Figs"
Child's Best Laxative

Accept California" Syrup Of Figs
only-look for the name California on
the package. then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less physic for the little stomach, liver
and bowels. Children love its fruity
taste. Full directions on each bottle.
You must say "California."-Ady.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

THAT girl is an expert in senti.
mental anatomy"
"How do you meanf"
'She makes man lose his head
takes his hand and then breaks bis
heart"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

First Motifs your brother In So
clety?
Second Moth-1 should say so; he
won't eat anything but evening
clothes after 2. NJ.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

"well, I've got to go today and
face the music
"Why, are you in troubleT'
"No; ! conduct a band"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

A noiseless gun has just been In
vented. 1t will now be possible to
wage war without the enemy com
planning of headaehe.-From Punch.
London.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

10y female trouble.
II felt so tired all the
time, had bad head
laches, and for six
months ! could not
work. Il was treat
led by q physician
land took other re-
lmedies but got no
relief. A friend told
lrne about Lydia E.
lPinkham's Vege-
table Compound and
il { has helped me
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

"He went TO court and sued her 70.
her love"
"wellg"
Then she went to court and sued
him for breach of promise"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

City Chap-Well done, old chap.
You sow and l reap the fruits.
Farmer-Maybe you viii. am SOW
Ing hemp.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

"we are afraid young Mr.. silliboy
is losing his mind"
"Just keep 1t quiet and nobody will
ever know the difference"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

William Wallace is generally called
Bill by Ills mother and father.
The other day he was playing in thu
yard with neighbor boy. 1t was neai
lunch time. Mother called: "william.'
CNo aDtwer) civilian Wallacel"
Then she heard him regretfully parl
with his playmate In this fashion
swell, Jim, l gotta go now. When
my mother calls me by my regular
name she means business"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

II your eyes smart or feel scalded. Ronan
Eye Balsam applied upon going to bed 10
1ust the thing to relieve them.-Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

"Why do people who have bad boys
want to send them on training shipsY'
Il suppose for naughty-cal reasons
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

Knleker-Campaigns cost money.
Bocker-But just look how much Il
costs not 10 get elected.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

A Tempus Fugitive.
what does that poor woman's hus.
band do for livingT"
MOSTLY time. believe"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

Indigestion produces disagreezbie and
sometimes alarming symptoma WTsshts
Indi.n Vegetable Pills stimulate the diges-
tive processes TO function naturally.-Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

$50 Boozer has taken up golf"
''Yes, quite enthusiastically"
"Well, Boozer always would go a
long distance after a ball,"-Boston
Transcript.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01
"CORNS"
Lift Right off Without Pain

Doesn't hurt q BID Drop a little
-Freezone" on an aching corn, instantly
that corn stops hurting, then shortly
you lift II right of with fingers. Truly !
Your druggist sells a tiny bottle Of
"Freezone" for few cents. sufficient to
remove every hard corn, soft corn, or
corn between the toes. and the calluses,
without soreness or irritation.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-01

Each package of Diamond Dyes
contains directions so simple that any
woman can diamond-dye worn, shabby
skirts. waists, dresses. coats. gloves,
stockings sweaters. draperies every
thing. whether wool. silk, linen, cotton
or mixed goods, new, rich fadeless col.
ors. Have druggist show you 'Dis-
nond Dyes Color Card."--Adv.
Omaha daily bee., 1920-01-24
Pleads for Support
For the Safety First
Movement in Omaha

Interest in the Safety First move
ment must not be allowed to flag"
r. c. Richards Of Chicago, president
of the National Safety council, told
members of the Omaha local council
at the Chamber of Commerce last
evening.
Richards came 10 Omaha to stimu-
late the activities of the local coun-
Gil. More than 50ilarge Omaha con-
Germs are members of the organiza-
ton, which includes about q, 900 per-
sons. A campaign will be launched
to increase the membership. ..
Prevention of industrial and pub
lie accidents will be the feature of
periodical drives to be staged here.
A school for foremen may also be
iraugurated at which foremen of
large local industrial concerns will
hear lectures upon accident preven-
ton. In all effort to decrease public
accidents the council will attempt to
launch campaigns in the schools.
"The Only Way a moving pic
ture film on these subjects, made by
the Ford Motor company, was
shown at last nights meeting.
Omaha daily bee., 1920-01-24

for the expenses for ali entire year.
They can be used by single or mar
ried people. Comprehensive instruc-
.ions upon how to make and keep a
budget are contained in the book.
The budget plan enables you to
keep track o. every dollar, so that
yen can quickly refer to the record
10 find how you have disposed Of
your income. and if you have re-
ceived 100 cents in value for every
dollar spent" teaches the budget
book.
1T helps you.to invest wisely in
those urselhsh causes, such as the
church, which are doing worth
while service in the world for the
welfare OF others. 1t helps you to
save more and leads to happiness
and prosperity.
Intelligent spending will put you
on the road to financial indepen-
dence so that you can get the great
est enjoyment out of life and look
forward to an old age without
money worries.
1T is as easy to finance person
or a home efficiently as it is i'm
portant. Keeping a budget is un-
doubtedly the best plan since no spe-
cial knowledge of accounting or
other technical information is re-
quired and only a little time is
needed to operate il.
Omaha daily bee., 1920-01-24
Two Omaha Boys Answer
"Want" for Boy On Ranch

Two boys applied at the Cham
Der of Commerce employment
bureau yesterday for position"
on the ranch of Mr.. and Mrs. ]. ].
Woltz of Kennebeck, S. D. Mr..
Woltz requested the employment
bureau to find him a boy who would
like to live on a ranch with plenty
OF horses to ride"
The first to apply was Lands
McGaughey, l6 years old, 5S3s B
street, Lands said he had no par
ents and would like to live on a
real ranch. The second to apply
was Frank Novak. IS years old, 440l
l street. He has a sister and a
mother here, but once he spent a
summer on a farm and is convinced
he is just the boy for Mr.. and Mrs.
W.oltz, he says. Both applicants are
graduates of the grade schools.
Mrs. Woltz is coming to Omaha
in few days to take one Of the
fortunate youths home with her.
Omaha daily bee., 1920-01-24

Miss Ottillie Kinder, Mrs. Charles
Wright and Miss Vivienne kasper.
R. A. Kirkpatrick spoke on Food
for Thought" at the Edward Rose
water school, Thirteenth and Do.
ninion streets. Others who assisted
on the program were Edith Poucaup,
r. Swenson. Mildred Sennett,
Gladys Venable, Mable Norris, ]:
Becker. Mrs. Marie Strasser and
Elsie Kirk.
r. A. Leussler. general manager
of the street railway company, ad-
dressed the Monmouth Park com.
munity center, Thirty-third and
Ames avenue, on Street Car Ser
vice. A musical and dancing pro-
gram was given by Mrs. George
Turner. Eloise Segi, Beylah King,
Ruth Hoffman, George and Ruth
Johnson, Hazel Huston, Iris and
Audrey Kilgore, Lillian Gill and
Geraldine Paimatier. Maurice ac-
obs spoke on the making of a
newspaper.
John w. Gamble. vice president
of First National bank, spoke on
Thrift" at the Central Park center.
Forty-second street and Grand
avenue. An interesting program was
offered by the Hallquist Male Quar-
tet, Miss Ann Sollinger, Catherine
Omaha daily bee., 1920-01-24
FOES OF PEACE
PA c I PRESENT
new ULTIMATUM
Committee Of Senators An.
nounces Decision to Fight
Compromise on Lodge
Reservations.
Continued From Page One,

among its bitterest foes, one OF
these present declared tonight that
they count on support of SO votes,
or enough to prevent ratification il
their protest against modifying the
Lodge reservations is not needed.
Except for brief statements from
Senator'S Lodge and Johnson and
a lengthy statement from Senator
Sherman, few of the<senators partid-
pating in the conference would talk
for publication. Mr.. Lodge said the
senator's who called him to the meet
ing represented "a large group of
senator's who want no change in the
Lodge reservations. Senator John
son declared that the Lodge reser-
vations were said by Mr.. Lodge to
be "the irreducible minimum" i"
Others in the meeting stated pri-
vately that the question OF treaty
compromise on republican "solidar-
ity and leadership in the senate and
in the country" was discussed.
Bolt Is Threatened.
Were there any threats to bolt
the republican leadership or the
party?" was asked of one of the re-
publican conferees. ...
Il would rather not answer that
question:" came a hesitant reply.
Party solidarity is threatened; that
is all ] care to say"
Senator Johnson was asked re-
garding reports widely circulated in
senate lobby gossip that declarations
had been made CT a third party
movement and a "bolt" from repub-
ican leadership if the Lodge reser-
vations are modified, and the Cali
fornia senator replied: "Poppycock:
| haven't such a thought"
Senator Lodge said the meeting
was to give information to senators
present regarding the compromise
negotiations with the democratic
committee.
They represent a large body of
senator's who want no change in the
Lodge reservations" said Mr.. Lodge
Omaha daily bee., 1920-01-24
THE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, JANUARY "a, 1926.

as he sm;lingly crowded his way
through newspaper correspondents
waiting outside the conference room.
To the suggestion that all Of those
present except himself and Senator
New are identified with the treaty 5
foes, Mr.. Lodge answered: .
"We must present the question to
all sides. That was understood IN
undertaking the negotiations with
the democrats. We republicans. IN
meeting the democratic leaders, rep
resent nobody but ourselves. Any
thing we do is tentative and must be
referred to senator's Those present
today wanted to know what we had
done"
Beyond this Senator Lodge de-
clined to comment other than to
state that another bipartisan meet
ing Of the leaders committees would
be held tomorrow. Other senator's
in today's council, however, stated
that no textual drafts of proposed
compromise reservations were con-
sidered.
Opposed to Compromise.
The principal protest OF the elght
senators to Mr.. Lodge and Mr.. New,
il was stated, was against holding
any compromise negotiations what
ever with the democrats, and, sec
ondly, against any change in the
Lodge reservations. This view was
outlined IN Senator Johnson's state
ment after the conference broke up.
After months of debate and de-
liberation" said Senator Johnson,
"the senate agreed to a set OF reser-
vatiops which represent a compro-
mise. 1t was,admitted by everybody
that these reservations, called the
Lodge reservations, were the very
limit that should be done for the
protection of America. In the Ian
guage OF Senator Lodge, they con.
stituted the irreducible minimum.
Personally, I am unable to see how
there can be any compromise upon
the least possible protection to
American or European reservations
which are the irreducible minimum
in safeguarding American institu-
tions. To me there can be no conf
promise with American honor or
American protection"