The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-03-02

we IL bet three hard earned uolidrs
against an old rubber egg that thirty
minutes after he's married he'll be-
gin to spring the old gag about 1t be-
ing a grand and glorious feelln
And what is more he'll get all MS
unmarried friends in the corner and
spill an earful about the Joy OF the
fullness of life" Boy, page DOC
Hoover, we want to go home.
You women who didn't take ad-
vantage of Sunday to say the WORD
can take heart because that WASN'T
your last chance. You can use any
dav in the year and in order to fur-
Their help you make choice we sub
nit a few more eligible young men
for your consideration.
The Heart" department OF the
Republican received a post carl the
ether day from a young man, e'l-
IDENTIFY of this city. 1t is the pic' fre
of pretty girl and the sender says,
~ his is the girl l am looking for.
Which is all very inter,stins' OF
course, but you must admit, "A
reader that we can't help it. we
haven't her hidden around here any
place. Did you evey try looking for
her at the movies? A lot of them go
now and then and she might be
there.
A Little Noisy
Spencer Greenwell commonly known
as Tillie, is one of the .city's most en-
terprising automobile statesmen and
thinks an Oakland or Chalmers is
about the best thing that ever ran
on wheels. Outside of being rather
noisy and given to loud and pro-
longed outlaws he is quiet young
man. You'd do well to choose him
More in the Post Office
The post office seems to be full
of bachelors and it surely is a
good place to go to look a fellow
over. You can always use the old
alibi about looking for some mail and
while you are looking you can give
Jen Andersen and Arthur Smith the
once over. Both of them are tall
and slim and neither one of them are
very dark. And if you holler
'Skinney" real loud like, the chances
are that both of them will answer
you. And they both of them like
the women. We are sure of that be-
cause the other day we heard them
both calling softly, Come Phoebe. !"
That's nothing against them, just
relic of their army days.
Drives a Jitney
We have a young fellow on orr
lists who might possibly be the man
you are looking for, girls. He is
dark, extra nice looking set of teeth
Ia girl told us that and was sailor
boy during the war. Has nice
English accent, you know old dear.
Good dancer and owns stretch of
rich farm land above the sugar
factory. Loves pipe and drives a
jitney. What more could you ask.
His name? Oh yes, G. Dryden Reay
A Slender Blond
ii
Drug store and stop at the fountain,
carefully look over the young man
who dishes out sweet smiles and
sweet drinks. Dewey Barton is the
name he uses and he is tall, slender
and blond. Has been a soda jerker
for about three years. in these parts.
At last reports he had two Graces
on ln CT
say.
A Construction Man
Omey Dyer lives between the
rivers below Blackfoot, and has been
doing public service in more ways
than one. He went across and
helped kick the everlastings out of
the Huns, fought in the shell-holes
in the rain and soaked up lot of
the muddy water they held, took
sick, had his run of fever, got shot
up with shrapnel and came home in
time to help build some of the
bridges and siphons in our new bond
road system. He superintendent the
of the new approaches
to Snake river bridge and if his ap-
proach of girl is as good as the ap-
proaches of the bridge he ought to
win her. He is little shy, but if he
ever gets imbued with the idea of
constructive" love-making he will
push a conquest that always counts
with a woman-namely: Keep tell
ing her sincerely and consistently
that she is his choice and that he
loves her and is always going to love
her and she can't very we'll help her.
self. She will hate to see bushel Of
pure love going to waste, and the
first thing she knows she will be ap-
it to save it, and that Is
where he wins.
How About Farmer?
II you could get hold Of fairly
TALL dark comlexioned, brown eyed,