The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-08-13
Oklahoma Outbursts


Late reports seems TO indcats that Mr..
McAdoo Is stili sleeping.
Contrary to expectations in some quarters,
Governor Cox very graciously accepted the I'M
expected nomination.
Front page election news at Tonganoxie had
10 give way 10 W. II. Newby who exhibited
tomato weighing 10 ounces
The man who wrote "Beauiy Of form Is a
poem" never was compelled TO watch the Iady
across the way mako her toilet
X. V. g. Of McAlcster claims that dogs be
como OF age down there sooner than IN Iui'h.
Tho owner In McAlester has to pay a dog tax
at birth.
Mr. cox says he is newspaper man. But
you can never make his coiyhm believe ne ever
had to cut down u ll-column story TO
paragraph.
Anytime Pawhuska girl accuses young
man Of stealing her heart, according TO the
Usage County News you can bet she was an
accompcc.
As we understand the returns IN Kansas the
people up there arc strong for Horny Allen
but they don't want him TO get swclled up
with the idea that II Is unanimous.
Tho girl on south Main says its he.patriots
like Horace Hagan that's made her suffra-
gcttc and pacitist. why shouldn't tho grand
mothcfB run tue country 0it' "'Nh
Voters IN the fourth district seem to have
preferred Tom McKcown's politics to NJ L.
Chambers landlord platform. The vote given
Chambers might be classified as scattering
one reason why this colyum has not given
the detailed vote received by all the candidates
Is because It might cause some people TO assume
we were supporting democratic candidate.
According to reports. Governor Cox has in
.Tt.lsu and aNIg nf
the present administration except the patent
rights on May not7"--Seatue Post-lnteili-
gencer.
Tho OkmuIgeo Times Is convinced now that
Corporation Commissioner Echos is owned
body and soul by the gas company. Gas bills
were not sent out until the day atter ue
primary.
Bnl Dngcy says his complaint against Horace
Hagan Is that ne didn't volunteer TO whip Ger
many sooner. Horace bein' too proud to fight
for long" says BIZ, "Just neodlessly pro-
longcd the war"
Now that President Wilson and Mr.. McAdoo
have no further use for them, tho railroads are
laying off their surplus hands and getting down
to real business basis.--I onkers IN. "
Statesman
Apparently President Wilson is not too I'll 10
toll Cox how TO run his campaign. Cox should
he careful Of the Greeks bearing advice. espe-
cially when they dwell in mangers-Daily Mis-
soulian (Mont)
The people OF the United States want pres
tdent OF the United States, not president OF the
world says George Harvey. And they are going
to have what they want after March 4, 1890
Concord IN HI Monitor.
Samuel Gompcrs who favors the scheme OF
giving britain six votes and America one, In the
league OF nations. will take the stump during
the presidential campaign and tell Americans
how 10 votc--Dubuque Times-Journal
According TO Harve Parsons Tom McNeal Of
Topeka Is headed for Niagara Falls. Having
computed the size Of the hole in n doughnut
which might be baked from the flour OF the
1920 wheat crop, and run out of something to
compute at home. he Is making n special trip
to Niagara where he will estimate the number
of times a string OF water, composed or the
drops that 80 over the falls daily. placed end to
end would reach TO the moon and back.