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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
HAPPINESS AS AN 0BsEssIoN
frenchman Deprecates Its Pursuit 40
Being the Sole Aim of Amerl.
can Girls.

I should advise American mothers 20
keep the pursuit Of happiness out of
their daughters constitution if they
cannot keep it out Of their country's.
girl who is given to understand
every minute that she has a right to
good time is sure to declare before
long that she wonders when the good
time is coming, even If she has 1t at
every hour. Do not make fastidious
artists in happiness. Keep on the safe
Puritan side: it does not always mean
thin lips and specialized eyes shooting
reproach around at random,
l am afraid the idea of happiness is
made an obsession by great deal of
apparently moral literature. There is
certainly relation between the mushy
advice daily doled out to hair-splitting
girl questioners in dozens of "Aunt
Margarets" or "Cheery Mabels" in the
provincial newspapers, and the stuff
we read last March in the pitiful diary
of Ruth Somebody who killed herself
In Chicago because, she said, happiness
was only a word.-Ernest Dimnet, in
Harper's Magazine.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
New Life for
Sick Man
Eatonic Works MAGIC

81 have taken only two boxes of
Eatonic and feel like new man. 1t
has done me more good than anything
else" writes G. o. Frappir.
Eatonic is the modern remedy for.
acid stomach, boating food repeating
and indigestion. 1t quickly takes up.
and carries out the acidity and gas
and enables the stomach to digest the
food naturally. That means not only
relief from pain and discomfort but
you get the full strength from the food
you eat. Big box only costs tride
with your druggists guarantee.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04

There isn't an inch of love in yard
of contention.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
Waste of Time,

81 can read Reggie like a book"
'You shouldn't waste your time on
such stupid literature"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
He Was No Gambler.

Tommy, a small Presbyterian, was
being examined in the catechism by
the visiting minister.
"What is meant by regeneration
asked the divine.
"Why, it's just being born again"
replied the victim, with some mater
nal prompting.
"And wouldn't you like to be born
agafnT
No reply to this, even under pa
rental pressure, until finally, in des-
peration, the truth came out: Il amt
taking no chances On being a girl p
Judge.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
DR.. Nardine's Specific Is the
Nations Greatest Remedy

for Catarrh Asthma, Bronchitis, hay Fever.
Influenza, Cold in Head and Lungs No 2
for Eczema, Salt-Rheum Itching; Old Sores.
Piles, Chapped and Cracked Hands, Bois.
Chafng Stiff Limbs. Rheumatic Pains and
all forms of skin eruptions Mention your
ailments and send 40c in silver to cover cost,
receive treatments worth So by return mail.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
Salmon Eggs by AirpIane.

It has always been impossible to re-
stock the celebrated Fraser river fish
ing grounds in British Columbia with
salmon eggs from hatcheries, because
the fertile eggs will not stand carriage
by pack animals over rough mountain
trails. Now it is proposed to trans
port eggs to the fishing grounds by
airplane.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
A Faint Promise.

EFF you will marry me-" said the
impetuous youth, II will be happy as
a king"
"Just about, probably" replied Miss
Cayenne.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
CENTRAL HIGH BOASTS
LONG FLOOR SCHEDULE
Alumni Five to Be Met in Next
Game New Year Day Here.

Central High school releases its
basketball schedule for the season to-
day. The NJ. Pleasant tOsscrs. with
Tour games already played, stack up
against Opponents in twenty more
contests.
some Of The best teams in this sec
ton are played by the Central lads.
Baltimur" Poly. Courage, Shenandoah
Vale" Academy, Woodb"rry Forest,
Tome. Virginia Freshmen, and the
Army and Navy rreps are on the
Central list. in addition TO the rcEu-
lar contests in the high school series.
Hero is the schedule: January ],
Alumni: /, Baltimore Poly, here; :,
Eastern; 10. AN. Frcps, at home: a.
Tech; is, GOnZhgH, at home; Fl, Busi'
ness 30, Western: 20, Shenandoah
Valley, ct home; February j, Virginia
Freshmen. at Charlottesville, Va; 3,
Eastern; II, Tech: Is, Business; 20
Western; &c, Virginia Freshmen, at
home; -. baltimore Poly, in Balti-
more; March .. Tome School (pend-
ingb, at home; ). Shenandoah Valley
Academy. at Winchester, Va; Q, Wood
berry Forest, ut Orange. Va; and T.
University OF Pennsylvania Freshmen
in Philadelphia.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
EDDIE SHEVLIN TO Be
GREEN'S BOXING TUTOR
Ring Game Receives Big Boost
in Colleges This Year.

BOSTON. Dec. l7.--Eddic Shevlin,
who has developed into one of our
best little kayo punchers, returned
to Hanover, n. H., today to resume
his duties AZ boxing instructor at
Dartmouth. The Eoxbury man has
taken part in four bouts in month s
time and is deserving OF a rest. He
will probably not box before January
when he will be prepared to give
battle to Nate Siegal.
ShevIin has "A fine squad 81 bo,,ing
candidates at Dartmouth. They COM
pare favorab!y with the boxing candi-
dates at Harvard, Yale and Technolo-
gy. The ring game has received n
big boom in all OF the colleges.
This is due Ia the fact that IT Is
being conducted on 4 sane basis az
under the boxing commi ssions in
Massachusetts and New York.
Boxing received wonderful inn
petus during the war when the Y. n.
C. \. and X. OF c. and War Camp
Recreation Department showed how
men could be made healthy and self
reliant when taught boxing under
proper conditions.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
WILLIAMS Is A VICTOR
OVER TOUGH RING RIVAL
Charlie ledoux Puts Up Won
derfuI Fight All Way.

BALTIMORE. Nd, Dec. 17.-kid
williams, former worlds bantam
champion, received a decision over
Charlie Lcdoux. French bantam title
holder. after twelve rounds of the
hardest sort OF going here last
night. Many believed the little
Trenchman entitled to draw.
LedouX rushed al Williams with
the opening bell, taking him on
tircly by surprise, SO strong was
the Frenchman that he had Williams
all but out when the bell saved
Eim. Thereafter, however, Williams
boxed carefully and managed to hold
his own.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
ague in Session---Rex Will Battle Knicks Baseball Park
HILLTOPPERS WILL PLAY
fine BASEBALL SCHEDULE

Georgetown University has listed
twenty-six games OF baseball for the
spring. opening with the University OF
Pennsylvania on March %. for a long
list OF home engagements with the
leading college mines OF the country.
The HilltoppeTs were rated as the
best In the colleges last year. and will
have another chance to gain the Gov
eted honor
Games are pending with Detroit
Alabama, Fordham. st. Johns. Colum-
bia, and George Washington, accord
ing 10 the Hilltop announcement,
which will bring the list or contests
up TO thirty.
Toward the last of the season trip
will be taken 70 play the northern
colleges.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
KNOCKERS TOMEET
REXMEN At PARK
American League Grounds Sc
leCted for Sundays Big
Grid Engagement.

Managers Wright and kearney,
representing tho Rex A. G. ana
KnickerbOcker A. G. eleyens, sched-
uled to play their big game sunday
afternoon, arranged TO switch the con-
test to the American League Baseball
Park.
Rex and the Knicks were slated TO
play at Union Park, but the knicks
advanced the proposition Of playing
at the ball park yesterday afternoon.
The Rex manager accepted the change
in playing place.
Practically all arrangements are
concluded for the game, which VIII
be started at 3 o'clock. The officials
are as follows: Guyon, referee; Gu
sack. umpire; Hanna, field judge. and
Morse. linesmau.
Manager Kearney announces today
that he has obtained the services Of
Harry Harris, the quarterback OF the
famous Akron professional team.
Tommy Whelan "a former Georgetown
player. is another KnickerbociIer
prospect. Mackert. Of Maryland; Van
BrockIin, former Carolina 4. and NJ.
player: Jack sullivan. former Carolina
\. and NJ. star, and possibly Tomlin,
formec Syracuse lineman, Will prob
ably play with the KnickcrbOckers.
Rex players practiced last night.
The northeast clubmen were pretty
badly bung-d up in their games last
Saturday and Sunday.
II is reported today that in the
event the knickerbockers defeat the
Rexmen they Will challenge the John
Marshall 4. &. eleven. Of Richmond,
To a game TO be played for the indie
pendent Southern title.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
'BAN'S MOGU[S'
MEET TODAY.
Annual Winter Baseball Session
Blows in on Wings OF
~. Trade Winds
Nv JACK VEIOCh.

So NEW YORK, Dec. 17.-"Trade
winds" waited rumors of player deals
and other interesting bits of gossip
up and down the baseball rialto here
today
'' With the arrival OF Ban johnson
and his American League magnates
for their annual winter meeting, in
terest in baseball affairs, which
Jagged Thursday as the ranks of Ma
aonal League magnates thinned out,
was renewed.
Among the incoming American
ieaEuers was a young man OF some
reputation--Ty cobb--by name. The
Peacherino from Georgia dropped
int town at the invitation OF Presi-
dent Frank Navin, OF tho Detroit
Americans.
Narin wants Cobb to manage the
Tigers, and is willing to hand him a
contract calling for $4,000 a year, =
raise OF $4,000 over what he has been
feceiving as a player. Cobb is only
hu man, and IL is expected that he viii
fall for the contract.
@'' MEET At BELMONT
The meeting OF the American
league was scheduled for thc Hotel
Belmont. JOhnson's league has not
vet ratified the new national agree
suent, and this was one Of the impor-
tant items on the safe. In addition
TO routine aflairs that always come
UP in n league meeting. and perhaps
some new ideas that may be intro
duced by some Of the club owners,
the American Leaguers had Il It'll.
peaccmalling 20 do.
The rift between Johnson ana his
loyal five ana Messrs. Rupert, Hus-
ton, Frazen and Copiskey has not
been entirely forgotten. II any resl
scrap occurs in the meeting, it viii
undoubtedly come over the election
Of new board OF directors. Th-
American League viii probably rec
ommend that the season be opened in
conjunction with that Of the National
League on April IL and a schedule OF
LEA games.
The trades pulled OF by Brooklyn
md the Reds and the Yankees and
Red Sox have started the ball rolling.
Trading fever spreads fast once it
gets a start. and Tor this reason
many other deals We're being talk ed
Of today.
BIG DEAL IS ECMoRi:D.
A big four-corncrcd deal inv olving
Tho Giants. Braves, Reds and Card l.
an2ls was in prospect today Wit II
Heinie Groh said to be headed for
New York and Rabbit Maranville in
volved. Connie Mack, Clark Griffith,
Frank Navin and other american
League owners are known to have
players they are willing to trade.
Before the end Of the week il is
practically certain that Presidents
Johnson and HeydleT, who will act
with Judge Lands in adopting all
new baseball legislation from now on,
will confer regarding changes in the
playing rules and may draw up new
The Washington times., 1920-12-17

The old Cubs had the star utility
player OF modern baseball and h.
lasted ten seasons, during which he
performed all over the place except In
the battery positions, and was one
OF the most valuable members OF
that wonderful club.
Ten years is much longer than the
average major Lacquer can work cf.
fectively, so here, at least, is one
player that change OF locations did
not ruin.
More burdensome is the task OF the
good ball player who Is compelled,
through circumstances over which
he has no control. to sit on the bench
: during the heydey OF his career.
Byrd Lynn, recently sent by the
White SoX t. Salt Lake in part pay
ment for First Bas"man Earl Shelley.
furnishes an example of this.
CAME IN DRAFT.
Lynn came to the Sox via the draft
in the autumn of 1918. He was
ready then, as they say in baseball
But Ray SchaIl< was nrst-string
/ catcher for the Alabaster Hose. Lynn
served in the bullpcn warming up
pitchers and seldom was able to ap-
pear in more than ten or fifteen ball
games.
In spit" OF this inactivity. he al
ways did well when placed behind the
plate, and he hit much better than the
average battery man.
And now, after five fruitlcss sea-
sons in the majors, he is going back
whence he came. He never had the
opportunity to develop that is ac-
corded most youngsters Of promise
and he spent what should have been
tho five most profitable years Of his
baseball life virtually at q stand
still.
GLEASON BLAMELESy.
Nobody can criticise the White Soy
management for this situation. A
manager who failed to employ Schalk
would be the subject of a mental in
vestigation. Schall< is Il freak in
that he can toll 135 to $50 games a
season without slowing down.
Lynn, sitting on the bench or warm
ing in the bullpen had no chance
to impress his worth upon rival
managers. in which event he might
have been sought in trade. A
Kid toiling in n class ID league had
better opportunity Of advancing in
his profession.
There are a lot Of wise baseball
people who think that Lynn would
have been a worthy backstop had
his lot been placed in more favorable
lines. Now he goes back TO the
minors after five years loafinE. and
II he returns to the majors 1t will be
merely because he has worn exceed
ingly we'll.
Lynn certainly was out OF luck
when he was drafted on a ball club
that has u complete catching staff
consisting OF one man.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
AT LAST A NEWHALI. IS
WESLEYAN'S GRID BOSS

MIDDLETOWN, Conn, Dec. lit
took three generations to do it, but
at last a member of the Newhall fam
lily is Il Wesleyan football captain. In
tho election of Eliot VI. NewhaIl TO
lead next years eleven, there was
brought TO the attention OF the foot
ball world as interesting story Of
theh football family as has ever boon
read.
The new Wesleyan captain is q
grandson Of Falcs II. Ncwhall, Wes-
leyan, 40. formerly professor OF
rhetoric in the university. He is the
son OF William II. Ncwhall Wesley
an, 81, formerly member OF Wilbra-
ham Academy. While at college DR..
Newhall played class football and
baseball--there was no such thing as
varsity football in the early SOS.
But the football germ was fairly
planted, for Or. Newhall has four
sons and they have gone out for the
great American college game. The
first son, Fales Newhall, Of the class
or 1911, was four years on his class
team.
One of his brothers, Parker New
hall. Wesleyan, 1915, played on the
1913 and 1914 Wesleyan football
teams. and later. as n Rhodes player,
played in the Magdalep College Rug
by team in England, thereby giving
the Britishers a little test OF Amer
lean football in the kicking game.
\ third brother, Sidney T.. Newhall
Wesleyan, 1919, played on the varsity
squad two years. missing his wv
junior year by half a game. The war
happened along about that time, so
Sidney had the rest OF his football
career bucking the HindenburG line.
The now Wesleyan captain. Eliot
Newhall, is of the class of 1922. He
has played on tho team three years,
since IL so happened that during the
war freshmen were allowed to play.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
RICHMOND MEETS Assay
In DISTRICT TOURNEY

clyde Richmond and Walter Assay
cross cues on the sFeen cloth at the
Grand Central Palace parIors tonigh
in their scheduled game in the Dis
trict pocket billiard tournament now
in progress. Both players are expect
ed to be in top form.
Last night William Parsons was in
rare form and defeated John Tolson
by 100 to GO. Parsons made runs OF
Ii and 10, while his opponent scored
runs of - and IA.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
MANY BIG GAMES
ON LIST.

New York football fans will
see many fine games at the Polo
Grounds next fall, as the fol-
lowing schedule indicates: Oc-
tober Is and 90, open; October
%, Penn State Georgia; No
vember 5, Columbia against 4
team not yet announced; No
vember 8, election day, Rutgers
against a Western team; No
vember II, Penn-Dartmouth;
November 10, Syracuse-Dart-
mouth; November 26, Army
Navy.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17


The fact that the Aloysius Big Five
IL now started argues for another in
teresting season from the standpoint
OF the followers OF the | street lads.
Bob O'l>one. former Georgetown cap
tain. has the AlOysius lads in tow.
The knickerbockers. Of Georgetown,
are beginning basketball operations
With the Congress Heights Yankees
playing winning floor games, the
Epiphany teams. the Rosedalc, In
gra n, and others in line a first-clas =
Independent floor season appears to
be in prospect.
More scholastic quints have tak'0
the floor this season than ever before.
Central. Western, Eastern. Business.
Tech, Coinage. the two Georgetown
Prey teams. stewards, Bliss Flee
trical, st. Adams, Army and Navy.
Friends and the Marine Props Will be
represented.
The High School League 10 starting
up just after the HOLIDAYS. 1t is eN-
pected that another scholastic circuit
viii be attempted just after the
Christmas season is out Of the way,
4 big basketball tournament is in
prospect here at the close OF the sea
son, while several frst-class scho-
lastic quints from other states VIII
probably be invited.
Word comes from \. L. Mention, OF
Baltimore. secretary 81 tho scholastic
league there, that the winner OF tn"
baltimore scholastic series will be
glad TO meet the Washington winner
at the close % tn" season for an
intercity title.
At the present time with some
thing like nifty scholastic and indie
penGent teams on the floor there is
healthy interest in the sport. The
lack Of playing places appears TO be
the only drawback TO tn" game.
Despite this three leagues are under
way.
Tomorrow night the Carroll and
Spalding Council teams will meet in
the knights OF Columbus Hall. \
first class contest is in prospect.
Neither team has scored win in
the league as Yet.
Gonzaga goes to Baltimore tomor.
row night to play the Loyola Colleg"
High School team in the Richmond
Street Armory. The Gouzaga lad 5
have tust gotten started and will NEE :
n veteran team in Baltimore. The
Gonzaga lads have played but one
game this season.
John Long is managing the Alloy
sius Big Five Team this season. lie
can be reached for games at ~
street northwest. Franklin 1856.
The Peerless \. {. FIVE plays the
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
Pratt Won't PIay.

ANN ARBOR, Mich, Dec. 17.---Dcr-
rill Pratt, coach of Michigan's var
sity baseball squad, will not play
major league ball next season. nc
cording to i. g. Bartelme, athletic
director. Pratt has been traded t.
the Boston Red SoI. but he has no
intention Of going back to the big
leagues
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
TWO new TEAMS ON HIS
LIST FOR NEXT SEASON

Glenn :. Warner. coach OF the
Pittsburgh Panthers, has two new
teams on his football schedule for
next seasou. University of Cincin-
matt. which plays at Pittsburgh Oc
cher I5. and Nebraska. which visits
tho Smoky City on November 5.
Syracuse, which has battled Pitt
twice. winning in 1919 and tying
this year, viii appear in Pittsburgh
on October 30 and should pack
Forbes Field.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
Flavin Is Leader.

Jack Flavin, of Portland, Nc, va
sity halfback, has been chosen cap
tain OF the Georgetown football eleven
for 1921. The highest scoring player
In the backfeld, Flavin has been gen
orally picked for all-South Atlantic
honors this season.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
Central Will Row,

Central Hifh School athletes, under
the direction of Clarence Hccoy, will
take up rowing this winter. Several
years ago HecoX developed fine crews
a Tech High. lie expects to do the
same at Central.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17

set OF regulations governing the
world series.
Tho National League has already
gone on record fsvoring the con-
tinuancc Of tho use OF the spit ball
by pitchers who have learned TO de-
pend on it,
The American League, it Is believed
may take like action. This will be
good news to fingers like Stan
Coveleskie, hero OF the recent world
series, Eill Doak and many others.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
SPORTING BRIEFS.

Middlebury. Boston University, In
diana, Georgia and Penn state are
new teams on Harvard's 1921 football
schedule.
After a lapse since 1916, Rutgers
and Stevens will meet on the gridiron
next fall. They began playing an
nual games in 1879.
Macon, Ca, will welcome both the
Yale varsity nine and the New Haven
Eastern leaguers next spring.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
Bio Game Listed.

TruNton and Mohawk "a. &. teams
meet tomorrow afternoon at Seven
toenth and ID streets southeast for
the 140-pound District of Columbia
football championship.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
Yankees Will PIay.

Yankee A. c. tosscrs, OF Congress
Heights, play the Rebels tonight.
Varels. Mcany, Rutherford, Mcdonald
and Bingley are playing for the
Rebels
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
Here 1t Is
Temptation Seldom Wins Out
Where There Is No Incli-
nation to Do Wrong.

Grace \. G. team in Georgetown to-
night. The game Is scheduled for
hl5. Manager George simpson, oil
Peerless, desires games. and can be
reached al II h street northwest.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
BYRD LYNN WASTED HIS YEARS
AS SUBSTITUTE FOR SCHALKIE
BY HARRY NELLY.

l7-Somebody
IA
compelled throughout toll utility
bis shortcuts the baseball lives.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
Closes With Carolina.

Mary land University has CLOSED
with North Carolina state for q foot
ball game Thanksgiving Day. 1t Ii
expected that Johns Hopkins viii
close with Washington and Lee now
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
INDEPENDENT FLOOR MEN HERE
EXPECT FLOURISHING SEASON
Nv BRYAN MORSE.


booming Four five fves
have floor results and host Of Junior
sprung sport Still another big
under tonight when the Navy Yard qun stages its opener with the
Naval Reserve Amory Seventh south
number of
nfhara In
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
A. N. PrepS Win.

Army and Navy Props defeated
Tech High by 80 TO II yesterday.
Toch substituted for tho st. Johns
team which was scheduled to play the
preps
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
WraV Leads QuakerS.

PHILADELPHIA, Dec. 17.-RcX j.
Wray. OF Monmouth, ILL.,. va-sIsy
quarterback. has been picked 20 lead
the Pennsylvania eleven next fall.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
Will PLAY lOy0la.

Ca,nnlio University meets Loyola
College, ot Baltimore, tomorrow night
in the Brookland gymnasium.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
Comets Will PLAY.

Epiphany Comets and the Selective
Service Ave meet tonight at s:15 in
40 rrtrNan- ~Nur~I gymnasium
The Washington times., 1920-12-17
Eastern Is Trimmed.

Stewards business College spranE
surprise by defeating Eastern High
by so to 20 score yesterday.
The Washington times., 1920-12-17

The Peerless a. e. five plays the
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1920-11-19

Lot No. 3 consists Of Woolnap
Blankets, in plain colors with
deep double stripe borders; in
colOrs Pinch bound Mohair edges
full size 72X81; made to sell for
$3.50 pair, our price, pair w Sf.S9
64x7O Mottled Black and White
and Brown and White Blankets
at ................. $2.9
SPECIAI.-One big lot 68X74
Grey Cotton Blankets with deep
fancy borders, worth regularly
Sab per pair, our price. $2.!39
Durant weekly news. (Durant, Choctaw Nation, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 190?-1944, 1920-11-19
Approximately High Grade Blankets Sale
Int 4-$6.OO Woolnap Blankets

Int 4-$6.OO WOOlnap Blankets
This lot Blankets are all plain
colOrs; Grey, Tan and White, with
deep doublestriped borders; good
heavy woolnap, full size 64x76
with stitched edges; made to sell
for SO per pair, our price, per
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GGx8O $3.50 Stitched Edge Wool
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cniv ........................ $3.50
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Lot 2-S3.25 COT. BLANKETS
Big lot Cotton Blankets, in Tan
Grey and White. with fancy
double stripe borders, a good
Cotton Blanket, full size 60x76.
made to sell for 1925 per pair.
our price per pair only ... $I.9S
7Ox8O $4.OO Plain Blankets $2.79
72x84 $500 Plain Blankets S2.98
Int $3.50 WOOlRap Blankets