Arizona republican., 1920-10-27
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 'I saw duck swimming in a pond and dog sitting on it's tail.' says SL '1mpossibiei" says I.
 ~Ths pup was sitting on it's own lail," says Si.
 True" says l. But if you can a dogs tan a leg how many legs has "Four,~ says si.
 But how can the duck sit on log and bark7" says I.
 Can't says Si.
 "can," says l. "The duck must sit on the bark H it sits on the log" "A farmer climbed the side of mountain 10 catch stray gooss." says Si. "The climbing was hard and he was nearly exhausted when he reached the top. but getting down was com paratively easy"
 Fell down." says I.
 "No," says si; "he picked the down from the goose"
 "A man carried 1s sacks of coal into my basement" says I. "and he carried IS out. How much coal did I get?" None" says Si. which shows you didn't pay your last coal bill"
 'I paid for the coal. all right" says I. But you didn't get st," says Si. ~l dldn't get the sacks." says |. Yes" says Si. "and the circus has 10 horses with but 20 fore feet" And" says l. "short IS shorter if you add a syllable" - But" says st. will make a road broad"
 "A mere letter." says I. turns word into a sword"
 And another says si. '1s all the difference between here and there" Funny" says I. what you can do with lettera"
 q anf ways gets my goat" "Si sawed six slick sleek, slim. slen- Ger sapplings," is more difficult for ms." says I.
 The report that Cleveland. O.. won the American league pennant is untrue. The rumor that Cleveland, O., won the World Series Is false.
 Cleveland. O.. won neither the pen nant nor the world championship.
 This is authoritative. founded upon fact. based upon reason, and cooked upon the coals of truth.
 It wasn't Cleveland that won. II was Hubbard City. Tex. Teliferia. Ga. Tenn. Mlnooka. Pa. Corydon. Pa. Sha- mokin, Pa. and a flock of other rub, towns scattered all over the U. S. A. There arc some who insist the pen. nant should 70 to Cleveland because Cleveland departed from big leagu' rules and let two Cleveland native play on the team. Other big leagu' teams won't permit anything of tn sort.
 And they argue that Cleveland entitled to the world championship be cause there was one player on tn Brooklyn team born in Cleveland. O and another born In Cleveland. Tenn. But, after weighing this claim. am all the facts in the case the champion Ship is awarded to those tall gras villages where they produce real ba All Cleveland. O.. did toward win ninn the pennant was to furnish tn field to play on.
 Hubbard City. Tex. furnished M IT. 10. Speaker: Shsmokin. Pa, contrib uted MT. &. Coveleskie. Taliteria, Gs helped along with Mir. J. C. Bagbu Tnos Falls. Vt, came to bat with w. Gardner: Mlnooka. Pa, did the pr' mier catching with S. F. O'Neill. Milal O. assisted with E. J. Smith: Titu Ala, hustled across with J. Sewel Paterson. ". T.. gave up c. D. Jamie son: Corydon. Pa, loaned R. E. CalC well; Meridian, Miss. aided with Evans and at the last minute Clev' land. O.. had Co hotfoot it to the coa and get W. Mails. of Sacramento.
 It is true that Cleveland contribute tho bails. bats. gloves, and W. Wamb ganss and c. E. Uhle. but that, it ma be explained, was somewhat offset what Cleveland. O., and Clevelan Tenn. contributed to Brooklyn in W. Maruuard and !. n. Johnston.
 If Cleveland. O.. wants co be fair the matter it ought to tear the penna into a score of pieces and send q pieces Co the burgs that really did q winning.
 F. S.-Squire Abner Harpingt argues from tho above array of fad mat it is true about a ball player nev heinz without honor save in his oV . home town.
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