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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05
II Years Ago Today
From The Herald Of This Date 1soO


DEPORTs from the mines in Penn
N sylvania show that there win be
no strike OF anthracite miners. as
reared settlement has been made
and the miners wiz return Under the
old scale
At santa re. " u. night before
last frost killed apricots, cherries
and plunls in nearly every orchard IN
Espanola valley
Mrs J. J. Finney has returned
from Tennessee. where she las been
visiting for several weeks.
II b Murphy has returned from
santa Rosa
" Cooley. T. " WinEo and John
o Shesl- OF the opposition ticket I'm
the school board election. declined tc
make the race. and at the last no
men- withdrew, leaving only one
Llcker- that bearing the names OF DIT.
howard Thompson J. R Harper anl
Henry " elscn, whose terms on the
hoard have expired, and who were
nominated for reelection BY the four
oLner members OF the board. who
hold over fo- another wear.
The II Paso delegation 20 the an
nual gathering OF the Texas fire
Mineral Wells. where the 1906 con
claEe 81 20 be held J. z House. first
assistant fire chief representing the
CHIEF VIII attend. also W n 1IcC0v.
John woods. H r EIis, y. G. Drake
z Helm viii attend
a 81 Bell. expert construction
pressman for the Goss Printing Press
company. f. IN the city 70 put in The
Eeralds new press and stereotyplne
plant This is the only large press
between san Antonio or FORT Worth
and Los Angeles, and nothing else
like u is found south OF Denver
W W Jones IS in Houston
Mrs c. l. Warren has returned
from a trip 20 Chihuahua
The first % the week Mrs. I. Fl
Turner left for Los Angeles TO re
main away during the summer
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05
Letters To The Herald

TEACHERS SALARIES COMPARED
Editor Fl Paso Herald
] should ike 10 furnish some add
tional Information 70 your editor s.
able comparison OF living expenses in
II Paso and New York This article
appeared in last Saturdays Herald
and showed that the same SALARY
would 80 as Tar in New York as IN
our own city.
a comparison OF public schoo,
teachers salaries viii be enliehten-
ms Next year New York VIII pay her
teachers the following salariss- From
kinderEarten 20 sixth grade. Inclusive.
minimum. s15o0s maximum. s2Sf5.
From seventh to ninth grades, fnclu-
slve. minimum. $500; maximum,
$3.50 Elementary principals. mini
mum. 21l50s maximum, S475c-
FL Paso Is now paying the follow
ing- Grade salaries. minimum. $500.
maximum $500. Elementary princi-
pals, minimum. $1,000 maximum
$500.
In view o. living expenses q 81 10
wonder the public school teachers OF
the city are auriously waiting 70 see
what increase the citizens OF e Paso
viii make IL possible for the board 20
grant here. E Arlington,
Teachers Salary Committee.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05
.ittLeBObbie spa

/ D.. I sed last mite. who IS going TO
be our next president OF these
Z. So sed.
A simpei child can ask moar cues
tons than a wise man like me can
anser, sed pa dOan't know who is
going TO be our next president but
coant believe I viii run for it myself
sed Pa.
wuddent eether II I was You. deer.
sed Ma, II is a task wich Is fun Of
care d you mite git shot, sed Ma. you
are so fearless & 50 big. sed Ma
You are rite, sed Pa, now that you
n1enshun It am very big q feerless.
Yes, sed Ma. I wuddeut want 10 be
setting IN the White House Waring
black, sed Ma Altho az that, sed Ma
al my friends tell me I wud look
good in black
Is that so7 sed Pa. all yure trend
must be kind Of auNshus 70 see YOU
IN mourning sed Pa That is very
sweet Of them, sed Pa. But YOU are
rite thare is almost too many risks
about being President, & besides
sed Pa, I am liable 70 be making
moar mummy other ways than I cud
naik as the managing editor OF these
here Y. s. Of Amerilzy. sed Pa
Well, sed Ma, maybe you can tell
Bobble anser TO his question. Who
Is going to be our next PRESIDENT
Well, sed Pa. I think the next Presi-
like Mister Wood or Mister PershinE.
sed Pa. or else the next President viii
be bizness man like Mister Hoover
or Ar. SchWab or sum other blzneEs
geenyus. like myself sed Pa
You are very numerous to-nite, sed
Ma. imagine you calling yureself a
bizness man Ha Ha, sed Ma
Wells well. Bed Pa. got quite a rise
out Of my littel help matt that time,
oicen't II Eed Pa What IS the mat
ter with me for a bizness MANI sed
Pa Doan't I git the dough2 sed Pa
Not the way bizness men git It sed
Ma Mister Phelps oaver in the next
block, made five hundred thousand
beens last year. sed Ma
Who toad you that2 sed Pa
his wife toad me- sed Ma, & she
ought TO know.
i. find that hard TO believe, sed Pa.
that is a lot Of kali But anyway, sed
Pa whether she toad you the truth
or not, she Is in pritty small biznesE
growing about money. sed Pa, that is
the last thing IN the WurM that any
body shud ought for 10 feel proud
about, Pa sed.
Branes & geenyus are far mosr than
mummy, sed Pa EeVeu good looks IS
moar desirabul than a fortune, Pa
sed, 50 I amt got any kick cumming
I think our next President shud be
about such a gent Ike me. sed Pa,
with plenty Of branes q enuff mummy
to give lunches at the White House
wen visitors calm to call. But ] do
not believe I will ever consider a
offer 70 be President, Pa sed.
Noabel hero. sed Ma, aggenn you
have speak the truth. But maybe
sum day Bobbis Will be President.
His he'd is a fine shaip. sed Ma
But doau't know for sure II want
the Job OF not I newer liked q white
house In witch TO live in I wud rather
be a mllyunair & live in a n. Y. hotel
& maik them bell-hoppers jump
around
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05
THEATER PRICES AND SUGAR
A TEST OF HUMAN ENDURANCE

and our increased demands the facts that Cuba has
increased her supply from 100000 tons to 100000 in
the current year. that other East and West Indian
plantations have made slight increases But wise buyers
IN Great Britain and France have tied up the crops
In 1914 the American brokers could buy sugar for
cents pound The consumer could buy from the retailer
at cents The jobber and the retailer had TO get their
profits out Of the difference Today attention is called
to the fact that sugar sells at retail for IS cents pound
whereas the price the broker for February 1902
cents pound.
The sugar men satisfied with profit Of 4
cents pound and they demand (and get) approx
maeIy IS cents pound The retailer says he is get
ting It. the obber says he is not getting It How much
the broker and the ener get have way Of knowing
The government has
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05
About Broadway Plays And Players
ny BIDE DUDLEY.

Lionel Barrymore in a fIlm version
OF The Master Mind"
A new number called The Denim
Blues by Gene Buck. viii be intro
duced in The Nine O'clock FrolicH
on Ziegfeld's roof.
Charles Peyton informs US that.
after eight months OF one nighters,
at a profit OF $4,000, Sleeping
Partners" VIII close
Jane Clegg" has reached its 18th
performance at the Garrick theater.
7. Pay Comstock has engaged Gil-
bert Douglas FOR wild Cherry the
Bolton comedy IN which Ruth Shep-
ley wiz have the. leading role
Alma Francis. who IS 70 have a
vaudeville musical revue soon. viii
be supported by Ralph Gerard,
among others
Naomi a new play by Mark Arm
stein, Is now being rehearsed at the
Jewish Art theater. Henrietta
Schnitzer viii have the title role
a Brooklyn woman has reported
10 the strand management that a
pick stocking stole a s. bill from her
hose in the Strand lobby recently.
A THOUGHT ron TODAY.
Any man can get married It takes
q strong man 20 keep out OF matrl-
mony.-Pinklespe
FOLLIsH1IENT-
said naughty Miss Katherine KING
"A title for me-thHt's the thinE.y
But titles were few
The best she could do
Was marry a fellow named King
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

NEW YORK. Nay 5.-Charles Dill
IN liugham is being congratulated
on ali sides over his purchase OF
the Globe theater from Interests con-
troled by Howard Gould While Mr.
Dillingham; has been the lessee OF the
house since IL was built 10 years ago,
he has never absolutely controlled
the property until now. In its 10
years OF existence the Globe has
housed about 20 musical shows and
has become known as a home for this
sort OF entertainment Among the
pieces which have played there are
The Old Town The Echo" The
slim Princess" The Red Rose
Gypsy Love" over the River"
The Rose Maid The Lady OF the
Slipper" Mile. 1fodiste." Chin
Gin The Red Canary" stop. Look
Listen" Betty Jack O. Lantern"
The Canary" shes a Good Fellow
and Apple Blossoms" Next Mon
day night another musical piece,
The Girl from Home" viii begin an
engagement there It's location
makes the Globe one OF the most
valuable theater properties in the
city.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

Miami, Ariz., Nay 5.-AIike Wo-
nich's Slavonian boarding house has
been placed under the laws heavy
hand and Nike is in Jail. II was dis
covered that the notable popularity
OF the place was due to its service Of
wine with meals. Underneath the
kitchen was discovered a secret cell
lar. in which was a 50-Eallon barrel
full of raisin wine. The fluid was
poured into the gutter in the pres
encs Of a number Of boarders, who
manifested eagerness to return forth
with to their native Balkan heath.
where one is not thus bereft OF ones
liquor.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05
Ye Towne Gossip.
Registered c S. Patent Office.
By h @. d.

DEAR K C. B.-Wiu you help %,
II out2 7 am engaged TO a young
business woman, who Is also Il
love with her work she views thu
necessary obligations OF houseworl
with some tfenidatlon. and recently
in a moment OF semi-despalr. asked
me 90 write her a poem on the joys
I cannot make good on the order
Therefore. my request already made
I shall greatly appreciate c0mpli'
ance through your column
GEORGE Z s.
Ny dear George
It's a big order
And I wouldn't try 90 iii g.
Except for the reason.
That just yesterday.
one Leonard Gallagher
A theatrical man
And my humble self.
Helped one Jim Peede-
a friend OF ours
To settle a house.
Into which they'd moved
And at dinner time
There were eight OF Us.
Who had 20 be fed
And we all Of US ate
And when we were through
This Gallagher person
said he'd wash the dishes
II I would wipe.
And I said I would.
And I'm telling you, George.
That this Pesde family.
Has more chinaware-
And pots and pans.
And kettles and things
Than we've ever bought
In tWenty-three years
And they'd diritied them all
And while we worked
THE rest OF the folks.
Were all sitting down
In the living room
Enjoying themselves.
And talking away.
And we couldn't hear.
And I said 20 Leonard;
IF I was a woman
And had 20 get married.
I'D marry a dishwasher-
Prom a resturant.'
And Leonard said;
Here's a frying pan
That you haven't dried"
And. anyway, George.
I'm sorry for the woman.
But maybe after all.
This washing OF dishes.
And taking Of beds.
And cleaning floors.
And sweeping rugs
And endless work
Is what they pay.
For having 20 themselves.
The man they love
And perhaps the JOY.
OF little soft arms.
About their neczs-
And toddling feet
With little pink toes.
Just tell her that
This girl you love
And II she doesn't weaken
Go find somebody else
I thank you
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05
Little Inter0iews.
Little neTUieWS.
Says Defaon Is Necessary To Restore Normal Conditions
FL Paso Public Library Serves Wide Stretch Of Territory

We are here 70 help Fl Pasoans in
any subject in which they need ad-
vice or Information and we IRE able
TO do 1t through our varied and ex-
tensfve book lists. The housewife.
the business man. the club woman.
the mining engineer, or the day Ia.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05
Patter And Chatter
The Profiteer's PLUMP DARING.

TIVE years ago Mrs. Bounderby aIof-
fit
DId her own work in = cheap
little flats
But her husband Eot In where he
found that The profit
Was a million percent or more
cVens than that
She keeps seven servants I've cdrus
and a. buying
Her pearls By the pcck-to save
fruuhIe-und trying
With little success 10 avoid beinE
fat.
CHE cant understand why the silly
- school teachers
Should make 30 much trouble
because OF their uaTf
She thinks a O. queer that there also
are preachers
Who are facinE conditions With
doubt or dlEmnvr
And this bonus for soldiers she Ezyr-
T. aunoyiu@s
Why can't they keep quiet, instead
Of destroying
The pleasures Of people who wish
60 be gnys
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

borer viii find here something that
VIII be OF use 10 him and that will
help him 70 be an expert in his
chosen line Our ambition is 70 have
the most influential library in the
southwest and we are rapidly max
ing for our goal"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05
Ripping RHYMES
I'D ~ Wall MA1ONs
The Ancient Theme

HEA there Haught else to inspire the Scottish bard
" the heather
stock Of themes s I've nothing but the Today
cannot chant decent thoughts
I'm afraid hk
the weather And yet there's nothing else
though much wish write deat stanzss; you
themes d5 the wer all that find bleeding
The weather comes the weather goes; sometimes it rains sometimes
o Of
weather OUT
fear I've about it By high burning phrases;
ed about twas cold and I've
many times looked round for
themes for rhymes looked round and couldn't
weather, good three
gnud them.
Copyright by George Matthew Adams WALT MASON
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05
A Line O. Cheer
Each Day O. The Year
BY JOHN KENDRICK BANGS.


I do not think that I should care
/ To live forever on this sphere.
For while the earth IS bright and
fair.
And full OF Eoodly gifts Of cheer,
feel an urge TO turn my helm
Unto that farther unknown sea
That borders on the magic realm
Behind the Gates o. lIysterv-
Copyright 1890. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

The Famous Players-Laslry cor
poration. which, through its control
OF Charles Frohman, Inc. is behind
Ethel Barrymore in 'Declassee," at
the Empire theater. viii star Miss
Barrymore in a film version OF this
play. supported in the film by the
same cast that is playing at the
Empire now.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

The Neighborhood Playhouse has
In preparation its last bill OF the
season IL viii consist OF The
Magic Shop" pantomime with
music, and The Fair" a Devonshire
folk play in three acts by Violet
Pearn- Miss Pearn wrote Hush,
produced by winthrop Ames several
seasons ago.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

Endorsements for our candidacy for
president on the Limerick ticket are
coming in hourly. II T. Head. one
OF our staunch supporters, suggests
that all the limerickers wear pink
oTeralls 20 the polls on election day.
Capt Bill T. Douglas voices en-
thusiasm over the coming Dudley for
president parade The town viii
never see its equal he says. To
boost the campaign fund along Capt
Bill doesn't send Us a check for $1,000
for which he has our sincere thanks
The Tack Testers union notifies US
IL is for us TO a man. II IL prepar-
inE a tack studded throne for Us to
use in Washington
Zouy Greenberg writes 20 show his
appreciation Of US by offering his
legal services during the is years
we will be president Zolly has had
only six months experience as a
lawyer, but he promises 10 convict
US any time we need his aid.
Now today's trick rhine. friends,
needs a final word that refers 70
something that hurts. but & isn't our
face No. sir, it's something else II
you find the word, send Il In with a
bottle OF olives and the usual $500
check The rhyme.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05
INSANITY RUsE USED TO GET
OUT OF PRISON INTO AsELI

EloeuiL- Az Ny 6--LEa Io0E
practice OF interchange OF Inmates OF
the pelitentiary and insane asylum,
on the judgment o. the sending ST.
perintendent. Is TO be changed It
simulated insanity. 20 be sent 70 the
asylum. where they would be afford
ed better chances 20 escape Here
after all such cases are TO be eL-
auined at Florence
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

Nike llcGinn was heard telling a
story on Broadway last night
There was an accident In Boston, "
he said, and a plate glass window
was broken Pat, an Irishman re-
Gently given a job as a policeman.
was sent 10 investigate BE looked
the broken window over and shook
his head
ITS worse thin OF Expected he
said.
WHY somebody asked.
It's busted on both sides.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

The Messrs- Shubert have placed
in rehearsal a new comedy with
music called Page Mr.. Cupid" IN
witch Ernest Truck viii have the
principal role The book h by Owen
Davis. the lyrics by Blanche Merrill
and the music by Jean Schwartz.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

n II nonHense, she thinks 20 be cut
ting expenses
By wearing old clothes that are
long cut Of sfyleg
Il loosr a. n people were losing
their 1cunes-
Wherever one turns there'u 30
much that O vile
Unless there's change one viii
hardly be daring
To be seen vrith The Jewels enc ought
% be wearing
To show that ones hunblad
possesses q pile.
a Nd the tradesmen are aFrfullr
a dense or diadalnEuIs
When the lady exhibits her snd
In a store
And names What she wants the rur-
prise becomes painful
A n millions never were srunuarr-
ed beforcl
WY can't people say wat they
ought 20 be aging
And pay the reF-ft that they suEhf
20 be paylnss
It's hardly worth while to b rsch
any more
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

general faculty OF the University Of
Virginia has finally decided to recon-
mend that all departments OF the
university be opened 70 women stu
dents
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05
II. II. 7 !. u
He should die.

please suggest through your
valuable column where I can set this
song and what Its name really is
We think II Is The Undertakers'
Blues" but we are not sure VIII
Barry Hagedon please advise usl
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

A MOTHER thing that makes married
n life purity expensive is tn craze
amongst women T. dress Jest as foxy
underneath as they do on tn outside.
Some feIlsrs prefer T. loaf on tn job an
others on tn corner.
Copyrights. National Newspaper ss-visL
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

A
OF
b
he rohd % vs.
10 e
SIN
sparkls
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

In his postoffice department Uncle
Sam keeps no fewer than $50 women
at work day and night mending
mail sacks.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

Women teachers in the public
schools OF Hamilton. Ont. have been
granted a wage increase Of $500 a
year.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

Dear 1lr. Dudley" writes Aux-
ious. 7 have been looking for a
song in all the song houses and It
seems hard for me to get Il because
do not know the name. II Is sort OF
a parody on a Spanish opera I think
It is called Tn a Bull Fighter and
part OF Il goes like this.
sfTIa should die
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE.
My auto has a capacity OF eight
people
But you never run down that
many in one day. do you1"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

A youth who resided in Maine.
Once trfed 10 play poker for gain
He lost and HIS dad,
saidf @Gee, but I'm glad
You chumpY you sure give me a -
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

-fe--A@N , NNs4IAa a. lie aAAW -
nckville last Saturday, but overlooked
the 65 cents hid IN his shoe.
=
The Bounding BiIows storekeeper
says be still has q heap OF confidence
in the average persons word and finds
in his long years Of dealing that nearly
everybody VIII do at least halfway
night if given a chance, but that he
hasn't found hardly anbody yet that
viii bring back an empty soda pop
bottle.
Fnsby Hancock, who owes for three
years, remarked today that the Tick
vile Tidings has to keep on running,
as it is compelled to come out once a
week TO correct the mistakes made the
week before.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

Exclusive features ard complete
'peclai Cor-espcndsnts ccrerlna
ugtor. D c. and NslF Eork
"a cla11 DattrE
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

TIE ASSOCIATED PRESS Is ,
dispatches credited % % or
news published hereln-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

An INDEPENDENT DAILY n
March. ISL The e. Paso 3
Daily News The Telegraph.
The Adveriser. The Iudepani
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-05

TERMS OF SUBsCRIPTIO
and Old Mexico. Per nd
fLoos per year. f12o0.
Per year Week End q
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-12-23

A Scotchman came south to have
a look at London. He spent few
days in London and sped back to
Scotland again.
On the first night Of his return to
his little village up in wilds all his
friends gathered round him to hear
his opinion Of the town whose streets
we're "paved with gdld.'
He told the tale Us only a Scot
ean--short and candid, without too
much pading;; then = friend inter
rupted him.
"Hoo long wur We in Lonnon a
the either, Jock?" II,
'About week. replied the
travelled man.
What did ye think O the toun?"
eHoots, mon, it wur aul RIGHT in
its way! Lannon's a fine wee toun
itsel', but it is SIGH a long wa fra
anywhere!'
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-12-23
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Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-12-23
Hamlin News Items

AS usual the golden opportunity
to drag the roads between Melville
and Greeley was not caught by the
forelock. They are consequently a
shame to the community through
which they pass.
Yes the war is oyer, and Peace
has staggered to her feet, but is
cropping about with considerable
uncertainty.
The Crees shelter operated by
James and John Crees shelled corn
for 0. W. Eddy Monday.
Many Of the farmers secured re-
enforcement and made the final
charge upon their corn6elds this
week.
A sure cure for depression is to eat
two cakes of yeast foam twice daily
until your hopes begin to raise.
Otto Olsen shipped a car load Of
mixed cattle to Omaha last week
and received mixed prices for the
same.
Farm sales and the sales of blood.
ed stuff in the stock pavilion are
very sickly things nowadays. FIRE.
quently t ey grow limp and die
right in the auctioneer's hands.
President-elect Warren G Hard
ing summoned w. J Bryan, Mr..
Gerard, former ambassador to Ger
many, and senator Reed, of Miss
ouri to his home for the purpose Of
collecting their ideas in regard to
decorating the nations of the world.
This is conclusive evidence of his
broad non-partisan mind; the very
antithesis of his predecessor.
How quietly in the night
Did that unseen Hand
Spread that robe of pure white
Over all the land.
Miss Helen Wilson Marries
Miss Helen Wilson and Wayne
Andersen were united in marriage
Wednesday of last week. We are
not in possession of the details. The
ceremony took place some place in
Guthrie County.
The bride is granddaughter of
Mr.. and Mrs. George Picking, of
Old Hamlin. She is very popular
in that community in social circles,
and is well known as very prom
Using and pleasant young lady. We
are not acquainted with the groom,
but the fact that he is Miss Wilson'S
choice is good recommendation. We
did not learn the location of their
future home, butsincereIy hope that
Peace and Live may ever be with
them. a .sss ..es,.s:ts,.s.. q,
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-12-23

Johnny" What makes the new
baby at your house cry SO much,
Tommy"
Tommy--"It don't cry so very
much and, anyway, if all your
teeth were out, your hair off, and
your legs so weak you couldn't
stand on them, l guess you'd feel
like crying yourself"