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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
|MHUSBAND
|, !, AND | ,
q by jane Phelps I

without apology. II did not at
tempt to reply, as you had left no
sure address-even had we wished
to communicate with YOU | add
ed, determined he should know
that | had resented his neglect.
"You look very well again!" he
returned, paying no attention to my
remarks.
Eyes, | am quite we'll. The doc
tor says | may go out tomorrow"
That's fine. I'll get machine
and take you and the kid for a
ride. Miss Eden can so with us.
BY the way, how is the baby?
Quite young lady now, l expect ?"
Indeed she isl | replied with
enthusiasm, although hurt that he
had forgotten my remark anent
her when he first came in. Would
Won care to see herr" still resent
ful, Miss Eden will bring her in
if Won wish. She is with Mandy"
INV, how she has groWn!" he
Said, when the baby was laid in his
arms.
aWhy aot? She has had plenty
of time / reioined. Then. seeing
that Clifford was in no way i'm
pressed either by my tone or the
sarcasm. boosted; ''She looks
Sxactly like you, You couldn't
deny her If you wanted to-"
Baby Is Admired.
"Who wants to? Not me! al
though | am sorry she doesn't re-
semble you. Her. chances as a
beauty would be Increased, But
as 1t is expect | shall be very
proud of the young Miss" and he
laid her down very gently on the
bed, -,
What foolish thing woman is,
a young woman. Just because of
those few gentle words | could al
most have forgiven Clifford the
neglect of months. He continued:
"Now must so to the office,
and he kissed first me and then the
baby.
Tomorrow-An Automobile Ride,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
CAPITAL AND LABOR.
Pomeroy Burton. in Leslie's.

Pomeroy Burton in Leslies
Capital is. organized on definite economic lines.
1T has that advantage over labor
1t realizes that if it departs from the well-under-
stood principles involved, it quickly shrinks and
disappears
1t makes no attempt to violate them.
Labor constantly does violate these very prin-
ciples
Capital marshals intelligence to its aid, con-
stanty, systematically.
Labor ignores it, and tries brute force methods
without intelligence, without reason, without knoWl-
edge of the basic principles involved.
But withal capital is short-sghted. over-confi-
dent, and not always fair; often arrogant, greedy
and slow to acknowledge the great human side of
the controversy.
Labor is the human element, to a very large
extent
Labor needs fuller knowledge of the economic
factors which do and must always operate.
Capital needs to learn the human side much bet
ter-for there is the real power which will in the
end prevail. though capital be smashed and
labor. too, be smashed in the process.
Labor needs both right leadership and education
Capital needs education ony--it has all the lead
ership now, and most of the knowledge-t believes
it has the whiphand of power as well, but the real
power rests with the public, and the great bulk of
the public is labor, after ALL what is most needed
is a merging of these newly shaped forces.
Labor wiser through knowledge of these eco
nomc laws that are now being recklessly violated
and ignored;
Capital wider visoned and vastly humanly
reasonable and sympathetic;
The public, better organized and so aligned as to
bring the other two to their senses.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
HAPPY AGAIN.

The bigher-ups of the Santa Te railroad express
n nc their opfnon that we were quite right in our
gentle criticism of our inability to procure prompt
news of the La Joya wreck
we are assured that the instructions to en-
ployes are now such that similar situation VIII
not recur.
The officials undoubtedly right IN saying
that they prefer to give the facts ana thus nave
accurate news given out instead of having rumors
published as news
The public attitude toward the railroads is more
gracious when they do not needessy repress news
SO everybody is happy again.
We thank the Santa Fe officials for their efforts
toward making the Pickford-F Fairbanks interview
success.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
And There stood the Pipsisewah

day, and, if | learn how, | car
mend it with mud for Nurse Jane.
Uncle Wiggily was watchin2
Noodle doing the mud piasterlng
and everything was lovely and calm
and peaceful when, all of a sud
den, a voice behind Uncle WiggilS
and Noodle burst out with
"Well, l guess it's time for souse
now!"
And there stood the Pepsisewah
He was getting off raft he nae
made of old sticks and pieces OF
wood. All unseen he had floateo
across the duck pond on this RAT
to the roof of the beaver house anC
now he was ready for mischief.
~ smell souset' he cried, look
ing at Uncle Wiggily's ears.
"Well, this will stop you from
smelling" quickly cried Noodle
and he plastered some mud ovei
the Pips nose.
"Oh. but / can still see the
souse" cried the bad chap. ;,
well, this will stop YOU saiI
Noodle. and he threw COB OF
mud from his tail at the Pip. The
mud plastered shut the bad AMI
mails eyes.
But | still have my mouth ane
can nibble souse!" gurgled th'
Pip.
mot after this" shouted Noodl.
and he threw a large ball of mud
which completely filled the mouti
of the Pip. -,
"Oh. wurgle- gurgl e-gurgle-glob!
mumbled the Pipsisewah, and NJ
was so plastered with mud tina
Uncle Wiggily and Noodle easli!
tumbled him head over heels OF
the raft and showed him off dowi
stream, and it took the Pip wee
to clean the mud off his face.
!. So that's how Noodle saved IN
bunny gentleman, just as you PROB
ably knew all along he was goins
to. And if the clock doesn't MAKE
funny faces at itself in the lookin
glass, SO it laughs in its sleep an,
wakes up the June bug, I'll tel
you next about Uncle Wiggily AM
Buddy's buzzer.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31

scars; and the neighbors hear l wot.
all my plain and fancy shores. oh,
the long and dragging nights that
the crooked people know Then
it is that Conscience smites with a
solar plexus blow. In the day the
sinful guys may proceed with
beauty tread; in the night the
ghosts arise. and stand grinning
Found the bed. If you'd know a
sleep profound, if you'd know what
sweet dreams mean, If you'd have
no ghosts around, you~must have a
mind serene. There is sorrow in
the night, there are phantoms
breathing woe, if your conscience
isn't white as the well known
driven snow.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
WHY THE OIL SEARCH IN NEW MEXICO?

New Mexico is undergoing experience equaled
by no other state, perhaps No other state so
generally exploited by many big oil interests as
are now engaged in development until after some
sensational find was made There is scarcely a big
producing or refining company in the country that
has not secured holdings in this state, under one
name another and planning to spend large sums
for prospecting.
tended the outlay by citizens of the state associated
in local companies, is insignificant. These local
contributions in the fever of excitement. But
not so with the undertakings of the commercial
oil companies. They are working under full knowi-
edge of the necessity of increasing supplies through
new development. 1t Is business proposition with
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
THE WERMs IMITATION

PLAY.
Scene. A werm and his wife on
a rock alongside of a river.
Werm. HAY, / think we better
move off of this rock.
His wife. Wat for? We bin
living heer for 8 yeers now ana
lest wen I'm getting use to 1t you
Wunt to move someWareS cts
never saw enybody so full of foo!-
ish Ulcers. 80
Werm. Well Suppose l fall in
the river some day and some tlsh
eat me I'D. This rocks too neer
the river, that's watts worrying me-
His wife. o go on, smut up
You're cnuff to make a body nef-
yiss Jest listening to you.
ACK 2.
Scene. The same.
Worms wife. Wat in the Werld
are YOU doing. getting in all those
funny shapes? If you got rooma-
tim wy don't you say SO!
Werm. Roomatizm nuthlng. In
practicing giving a imitation OF
werm on a fish hook so IN case l
fall in the fish will be afraid TO
eat me. o.,
His wife. Good mite!
ACK 9.
Scene. The same.
Werm. Help, I'm falling in the
river. Well, beers ware | give my
imitation. ,.
Fish. G, heer comes a funny
shaped werm. Herray!
Worms wife. Look at that tish
eating my husban, 1t must OF pm
too dunn to know wat the imllatloi
was Supposed to be.
The End.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
THE HUMAN ELEMENT.

Technical schools have been built all over the
country to study the mechanical and scientific
aspects of business. Chemical and physical forces
have been studied with exhaustive thoroughness.
Young who intend to enter business are trained
to complete mastery of those inanimate forces
Yet the very greatest force, the human element,
has been carefully studied. Employers Of
labor have not understood it, and have largely
ignored it. There was always abundance of
labor. If workers not satisfied, they could
get out and others would take their place. If such
workers could not be obtained in this country they
could always be drawn from other countries.
This failure to understand the mind of labor has
led to the separation of labor and capital into hos
tile camps. As so many employers never made any
particular effort to get close to their workers the
workers never had chance to the point of view
of the business The result that many
groups of workers came to adopt unreasonable and
violent views These could easily have been count
eracted had business made more effort to get
into intimate relations with their men.
With spirit the Harvard Engineering
school, and perhaps other institutions. now arrange
for pupils to take positions in factories for consid-
cradle periods where they live in close contact with
workmen, get their point of view and gain a better
idea of how to deal with them.
The business world has gone to great expense to
develop and machinery. But it has made but
little effort to study and comprehend the most
costly and problematical machine of all. the human
body and spirit
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
Labor's Protest Against Rampant Tragedy
BY Samuel Gompers.

Not only have the workers been
denied the proper adjustment of
wages to meet the cost of living.
not only has there been no effec-
tive action on the part of a govern
ment supposed to be representative,
but there has been on the contrary,
legislation the only effect of which
can be to aggravate situation al
ready delicate to the point of dam
ger. Typical of this legislation is
the Esch-Cummins railroad law.
under the provision Of which
strikes are to all intents and pur-
poses unlawful, for there can be
no adjustment of wages while a
strike is in progress. OF similar
general trend was the peacetime
sedition bill, which failed to be-
come a law only because the organ
lied labor movement by most ener-
getic measures succeeded in bring
ing about it's defeat. A further ex-
ample is the Kansas court of in
dustrial relations law, which makes
it unlawful for workers to cease
work-tO strike. This law, which
already has made many hundreds
of working people Vlolators of the
law, is being seriously considered
in number of other states and un-
less there is the greatest vigilance
it will undoubtedly find its way on
to the statute books of those states
where reaction is most rampant.
So the proof of legislative incom-
petence accumulateS. So the indict-
ment against the Sixty sixth con-
gress grows,
: But this does not end the story.
The courts bring their assistance to
those who have been so ably plum
dering the people. To cite one de-
cision--a decision of the United
States supreme court: Great cor
Iporations NAV no. evade the pay
ment of income tax by declaring
dividends payable in the form of
stock instead of in cash The SUI
preme court has decided that stock
dividends are not subject to income
tax. This is a relief of which a
number of corporations have al
ready availed themselves. 1t adds
to the burden that is upon the
shoulders of the people. 1t adds to
the agSravation under which they
seek to conduct themselves pa
tiently. with order and in accord
with their traditions and discipline.
Continued tomorrow
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
Bedtime Stories
For Little Ones
UNCLE WIGGILY AND NOODLES
PLASTER.
(By Howard II. CARTS. }
Copyright, 1920, by Mcclure News.
paper Syndicate.

"Well, Noodle! What in the
world are you doing % asked Uncle
Wiggily one day, as he passed the
house where Toodle and Noodle
Flat-tail, the beaver boys. lived
near the duck pond ocean. WHAT
in the world are you doing?
Indeed well might Uncle Wiggily
the nice old rabbit gentleman, ask
such a question. For Noodle sat
on top of the half round house,
which stuck up out of the water
of the pond, and Noodle was taking
up gobs of mud on the end of his
broad tail. And the beaver boy
was Shaping the gobs of mud
down on top of the roof of the
house.
Are you making mud pies?'
asked the bunny rabbit gentleman
"Oh. MOI" laughed Noodle. 81
am not playing with mud pies
much as it does look as though
WERE"
"Then what are. you doing?
asked Uncle Wiggily, who stood or
shore and looked across the duck
pond ocean to the beaver house, or
top of which sat Noodle.
II am plastering up holes in oul
roof" said the brother of Toodle
who, as | told you last night, hat
driven away the Crozokus by
splashing water on the bad chap
There was a hail storm last week,
went on Noodle, land the hal
stones made holes in our roof. Sc
| am filling them with mud now
The sun will dry the mud and oul
roof will be as good as ever"
well, you are very smart lit
tie beaver boy to do that" spoke
Uncle Wiggily. Il wish l nigh
come closer and watch. But
cannot swim so far, and the ponC
is too deep to wade"
"I'll make a little boat for vol
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31

The Journal believes that the rank and hle
Of the republican party should have voice In
the making OF the next state republican PLATFORM
It should not be left to be hastily done by u
small committee in two three hours at the
convention without suggestions from the public.
We therefore opening department on
the editorial page under the title "Repubhcan
State Platform" ez.. ts....
It Is a forum for you 10 use in making suS-
gestions. Only one suggestion should come from
you at one time, and about 400 words shouid DC
the limit. a.,
Repeated propaganda on one point from the
same person win not be printed.
PLEASE do nor theorize Suggest constructive
things, the need of which you have feit'
liz we comment ediorialy upon suggestion
You may reply In "As People View It.
semi I'm your suggestions. Names will be re-
pressed upon request, but no anonymous COM
munications will be accepted.
Avoid national issues.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
Upton TIPS

1t used to be that the size and enterprise
of western town was measured by the num-
Der of it's saloons and gambling halls. Now
one asks, Have you movie?" and if the an
swer is yes" the next question in order is,
"And how many soda tountains?"
When Jesse James held up the trains,
And chilled the blood cold in 'em,
TIL old wild West was at its best 4
And led in ways to skim EN-.
This auto game makes ours look tame '~
These birds wot don't fear nuttin'.
Our reign in crime has passed with time
And now East wears the button.
Q y o
According to reports the emperor of Japan
has undergone a mental and physical col
lapse, suffering from locomotor ataxia. A
lot of folks we know have had break downs
with similar ailment, but were able to patch
up with baling wire and make the next
garage.
H. Bonem is a thrifty merchant of Tucum-
carl.
BY eliminating a few letters in Herrera
you can make him out hero Because it has
Just about been proved that he murdered
Carranza there are certain Mexicans who may
do just that thing
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
CLHFORD's LOVE WAVES.
Chapter XIII.


Ii seems so strange when l look
at the beginning of my strange
story that some one else should
have written it. My story Tho
story of "My Husband and l."
| found the first sheets soon
after l was able to be around. NV
nurse, Miss Eden, had written
them while / was ILL., and had for
gotten to take them away with
her. | laid them carefully away
where no one could find them.
Somehow | didn't feel could de-
stroy them. She had told of my
sufferings, my unhappiness while
she was with me, so wildly. But
now that years have passed | shall
finish the story of our life together
-Clifford's and mine--the story
| commenced BY some one else.
/ Why Ii Is Told.
! Miss Eden died soon after she
left me, so she will never know
1 that saw her loosely written
sheets. nor that what she had told
Epromptede me to finish the story
of my married life. w..
No one, not even myself, could
put into words the suffering | en-
dured in the first weeks of my
baby's life. The neglect, that hurt
so cruelty, the feeling of loneliness
I that so oppressed me. Then, as !
grew better, the desperation. / am
sure that had my baby not lived
should have died too; my self
tormenting thoughts, my anguish
| was So hard tn benr And | was SO
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
EDITORIALS
BY the Drainflend.

DRAINAGE
It's needed. -
The LAND needs it
The Country needs 1t.
You need it.
DO YOU doubt it?
Get out your
Tin LIZZIE and Il !
Take a Ride
ANY DAY.
See the WATERLOGGED
IAND-The Great White
Areas of Alkali---
The Stretches of
Marsh. soft enough
TO BOG Down a Saddle Blanket
Now. strictly on the
Square. Amt it
AWFUL?
Let's DRAIN.
It's the Simple,
Sure way to
PROSPERITY. -
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
CUT THIS QUIT is WORTH
MONEY

Cut out this slip, enclose with be
and mail it to Foley e. Co., 1888
sheffield Ave, Chicago, Ill, writing
your name and address clearly.
You will receive In return a trlal
kage containing foley )
Foley's Honey and Tar for coughs.
colds and Group; Foley's Kidney
Pills for pain in sides and back:
rheumatism, backache, kidney and
bladder ailments; and Foley Ca
thartic Tablets, a wholesome and
thoroughly cleansing cathartic, for
constipation. biliousness, headache,
and sluggish bowels. For sale by
Alvarado Pharmacy.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31

Then Noodle pushed him back
across the pond, and Uncle Wiggily
hoped up on the roof of the
house. for it was plenty large
enough for the beaver boy and the
rabbit gentleman.
"Now I'll watch you plaster up
the holes in the roof" said Uncle
Wiggily. II want to learn some-
thing new every day, and a lesson
in mud plastering roof may be
very useful some day"
"All right" laughed Noodle
Here l got"
With that he took up another
COB of mud on the broad part OF
his tail and spread it over mole
in the roof, Uncle Wiggily watch
ing carefully ,-N
For said the bunny gentle
man, "the roof of my hollow stump
might get a hole In some
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
AT NIGHT.

When / lay me down to rest, ut
ten minutes after nine, having all
day done my best tranquil is this
heart of mine. l have gained an
honest PUNK, earned it in the
sweat. that pours; so l lie upon my
bunk. springing ground and lofty
snores. | have done no evil trick,
| have done no neighbor i'll, I have
fleeced no trusting hick, ] have
jumped no merchants bill. If I've
injured any gent, if I've caused the
least distress, twas not done with
fell intent-'twas pure awkward
ness, | guess. SO l seek my hum
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31

CONTINUED from Yesterday
The working people understand
as well as any the dangers of the
present political and industrial con-
dition of the world. The working
people of America have understood
the need for restraint. The work.
ing people of America have under
stood perhaps better than any 9TH
err people anywhere in the worla
the need for well considered poll
cies and the danger of hasty action
in any direction. To use COM
mon phrase, they have had no des-
sire to rock the boat. They nave
exercised a restraint that has been
truly patriotic and for which they
have no regret.
The outstanding fact in the
whole situation is that the appears
of the wage-earners made In or
derly manner through proper
channels to proper authorities have
been met with postponement after
postponement. .rr r.
The appeals of the wage-earners
for relief from profiteering' rellet
from the high cost of living, relief
from reduction of wages, have been
made under conditions most aSgra-
waiting, only to be met with decep-
ton, if not treachery. Abuse has
been heaped upon them and they
have been charged with every man
ner of social crime.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
"NOw I'll Watch You Plaster III
the Holes i'm the Roof Said
Uncle Wiggily.

and float you over here" offered
Noodle. So he washed the mud
off his tail and with his four orange
colored front teeth, which were so
powerful they could cut down big
trees, the little beaver boy soon
gnawed out hollow canoe for the
bunny gentleman. " @A tia 5-
Noodle swan across the pond to
shore, pushing the boat with. his
nose, and Uncle Wiggily took his
place in the followed out canoe.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
A MOlHrn Fable.

A Modern Fable.
In the heart of the Rocky noun
l,tainsA there lives, and laughs. and
Iplays, fairy spirit which smiles
land ripples as it hurries along
LAT the feet of the towering
pines and stately spruce and
IaIlivering aspens. Here the
wild fawn stops to listen and
sip the liquid silver, and the spcck-
! led trout leaps and darts in the
lgleaming sunshine. Sweet violets
lire the messy banks, and the Wild
| | Csc drops it's petals to float on the
dancing bubbles and perfume the
air. All is peace and quiet IN, this
happy glade, far from the hannts
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31
who Will Guide Our Listing
Shin of Gfnfao
NNVHITIF1VtIWJ
Will it he Wilson?

(Contributed.)
Will it be Wilson?
and
if
it
is, 4
VIII he keep US out of war q
As did he once before?
oh will he quit the ship n
That he may take a trip? =
VIII it be Hiram j.?
it i +
is, j
Will only a native son
Fer rise in Washington?
And will he dump the Jap
From our reluctant lap?
VIII it be noAdoo2 q"
and
If
Will he the White House fill
With Charlie, Doug and Bill?
And will White House life by
chance,
Be a Mary, Mary, Mary dance?
... .f, "sA4Aaaa aika2k
viii it be Herbert H.?
and
if
it
is,
Will he use up all our food
Feeding Europes hungry brood?
And thus make it all too dear
For the babies over here?
Will it be Gen. Perish?
.... and
if 49,
it
is,
viii he use a whiz hang gun
On J. Profitecr and son?
Or will he smell some more
While Jones, he pays the bill al
heretofore?
Will il it be Willie B.?
no
not
he.
| Would it ne'er be any use
| To like anything but Juice?
| And will he run some more
In nineteen twenty-four?
Will it be Leonard Wood?
and
If
7 should
Will he ride the profiteer
| With a spur and without fear?
| or will the public still be bled
Thru as many viens as he is fed?
Twill be a. Capper?
| wonder
now,
Would, he stir up congress with
plough?
Rake them all and find out how
They can get so little done,
| Tho they work from sun to sun?
Are you candidate? Gee whiz,
| almost
every
body
Is!
l heard the janitor remark
| That he could sail this darned OLE
bark. es Isg
ISail 1t far, and land it well;
And if congress didn't do
| Everything he told 1t to;
If it caused darn mean fight
I n Int Z ttpht
They'd never get another smell.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-31

To prevent thieves from getting
at the money vaults by the tunnel
inc method. the foundation of the
strong room of the Bank of Eng
land extends for 66 feet below the
level of the street.