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Cleveland County herald., 1920-04-08

Jonesboro. The Huckabee Trac- tor Company of Texarkana will move it's plant and head offices to Jones' boro, it was announced by T. J. Par ker, secretary of the Jonesboro Cham Der of Commerce.
Cleveland County herald., 1920-04-08
Killed by PoisonS

All scientists agree that poisonous products in the blood are eliminated by the kidneys and liver. The kidneys act as kind of filter for these products. When the kidneys are changed or de- generated, by disease or old age, then these poisons are retained in the body. Dr. Pierce of the Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo, NY, says thatyoushould drink plentyof water;to flush the kidneys. Then procure Anuric. This Anuric drives the uric acid out. Scientific men have learned that in gout, also rheumatism, poisonous uric acid crystals are deposited in or about the joints, in the muscles-Where in- fammation is set up.
 Geneva, Ark: :-M had bad spell of kidney and bladder trouble. Was in 8 sanitarium twice and had medicine from two doctors and took four or five different kinds of kidney and bladder medicines. I then bought Anuric Tablets, and l am cured sound and well-have no symptoms of my old trouble. Can walk two miles and back and do my housework and washing, am tough as pine knot.'' Anuric is the best medicine I ever tried My husband, too, says it is fine. ."-MRs. JENNIE B. LANGDoN, Route 1, Box 63.
Cleveland County herald., 1920-04-08
Then It Happened.

.T wonder if you could?' unused the rummy. as he poured little wood alcohol into his seltzer.
 You wonder if l could what?" demanded the barkeep, as he yanked gun out of the drawer behind the bar.
 'Why, l. wonder if you could call love letter a written attachment?" re- piled the rummy as he headed for the Enquirer.
Cleveland County herald., 1920-04-08

With your fngersl You can lift off any hard corn, soft corn, or corn be- tween the toes, and the hard skin cal fuses from bottom of feet.
 A tiny bottle of ''Freezone" costs little at any drug store; apply a few drops upon the corn or callous. h. stantly it stops hurting, then shortly you lift that bothersome corn or cal- lous right off, root and all, without one bit of pain or soreness. Truly! No humbug Adv.
Cleveland County herald., 1920-04-08
Tunnelinu Machine.

A Texas plumber is the inventor of hand operated tunneling machine for laying sewer pipes without digging trenches
Cleveland County herald., 1920-04-08
Inwa Socialists Win.

Davenport, Ia. Socialists elected their entire city ticket. Dr, c. l.. Bar wold will be Davenport's hrst SocialsV
Cleveland County herald., 1920-04-08

Theatrical managers and astrono- mers are always trying to discover new stars.
Cleveland County herald., 1920-04-08

Pieree's Favorite Prescription, and just a few bottles completely restored me to good health. .n1-MRs. E. GIEsLER, 710 0ntouin St
Cleveland County herald., 1920-04-08
.Inneshoro Gets Plant.

mayor.
Cleveland County herald., 1920-04-08

thru over-Work l be- came in very poor health. l lost in flesh, became very weak and
 nervous and my limbs and back ached all the time. I suffered from functional irregularity and was 8 physical wreck when my mother h ad me take Dr. , Presentation. and inst
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
Famous Rosetta Stone.

Rosetta Is a town in Egypt, on the
cid Bolbitic arm Of the Nile. In the
time of the Crusades it was O place
of great strength, but was later out
stripped in growth by Alexandria, and
today is small town Of less than 90
600 inhabitants. The Arabs called it
"Rashid," believing that Haroun al
Rashid founded the old city. A few
miles north of the town a French en-
gineer in 1898 discovered the Rosetta
stone, tablet of basalt. with an in
scription of the year 1876 B. c., dur
ing the reign Of Ptolemy Epiphanes.
The inscription is in hieroglyphic, in
denote and in Greek. 1t was finally
deciphered by DR.. Thomas Young, the
celebrated English scholar, and formed
the key to the reading of the hero
glyphic characters that have revealed
so much of the history of the ancient
world. The Rosetta stone was captur-
ed by the English on the defeat of the
French forces in Egypt, and is now
kept in the British museum. In its
broken condition the tablet measures
3 feet 8 inches in height, 2 feet AZ
inches in width and II inches in thick
ness.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
HARD TO ANALYZE FkiEMlS
Made by Her Husband, and fie
Is Equally at Sea.

My husbands friends are source
of never-faiing psychological interest
to me. | am always trying TO discover
why he chose them and what conSti-
flutes the secret of their enduring charm
for him, says writer in the CONT
mental Edition of the London Mail
Not one of them really resembles
him and some possess little traits that
would rritate him in anybody else
Take. for instance. George, who is
always restless; in the garden flinging
about like boy, with the children
trailing after him; in the house, when
they are in bed, gamboling necessarily
with the kitten, setting the phono-
graph going, whistling. humming or
vamping on the piano.
He does not know what repose
means, yet he appeals to my husband,
whose most obvious characteristic is
serenity and calm. Then there is Ed
ward with his absurd laugh. kind
of shril cackle that reduces me to icy
pessimism. My husband rarely smiles
and only really laughs once in month
of Sundays. Nevertheless, there must
be some fundamental basis of solid
sympathy between the two men, for
Edward. is always welcomed heartily.
My husband goes fishing with an
other friend whom I privately call a
grumbler. He must be most depress-
ing. Then he never has a dull mo-
ment when. Stephen is at hand ready
to prattle about science, though my
husbands sympathies are completely
classical
Tidy to RIGHTEOUSNESS himself, he
does not appear to see how most Of his
friends scatter things about when they
stay with us, borrow his books and
either put them back in the wrong
places or never return them at all;
leave pipes here and pouches there
and break again and again the unwrit-
ten laws that rule our household.
At times I see my husband look re-
flectingly at my friends, and the
thought fits across my mind that they
provide him with the food for specu-
lation that his friends give me.
Then realize that have never
analysed my devotion to Mary, or spec
ulated how it is that Roses compan-
ionship is perennial pleasure.
suppose we are friends now be-
cause we were children together. or
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
Canada's Coat Of Arms.

Canada's new coat Of arms, which Is
now in the hands of the College of Her
aids in London, with its motto, "A Mari
usque ad Mare" naturally gives an OPP
portunity to the incorrigible punmaker
to declare it is admirable" and that
we shall see what we shall see." It
brings out a point that has often puz-
zled those who speak of the Dominion
without knowing why it should be so
designated. 1t is said that. when II
was being decided what the various
colonies that compose the present
Canada should be called one of the
councillors suggested dominion" and
quoted from the seventy-second Psalm.
HE shall have dominion from sea to
sea-" The motto "A Mari esque ad
Mare" is not canting motto, but
echoes the freedom of thought that is
carried. not only from sea to sea. but
across the sea to the mother country.
Christian Science Monitor.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04

this week with a record of attendance
which surpases that of all preceding
spectacles at the big playhouse. When
the season century mile post is past,
over one million patrons will have en-
joyed it's innumerable delights and
pleasures since the season began. New
Workers are proud of their Hippo
drome, and no child's holiday is COM
plete without visit to this unique
amusement place.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04

went to the same sC110Ul OF met when
happily holiday making.
Anyway, there 1t is, and I expect
If truth were sifted from speculation
causes of the same kind or others as
primitive, rule my husbands choice
also.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
Henry {. Barkhausen
CATERER
314 Third Street
Union Hill, N. J.
Telephone 2191 Union
EXPERT.

THE SERVICES OF A USEFUL
Mechanic are offered. Can do gen.
eral painting or cementing. Will give
YOU your days work. Sc day and
carfare. Address BOX 102, Palisade
p O.
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= 1000 start.

Have you learned now TO make 81 go
as far as two. Then your feet are well
planted on the bottom round of the
ladder of success.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
BEST WORK

ELECTRICAL AND MECHANICAL
repairing of any kind. Satisfaction
guaranteed. Work the best. Try me.
Nj. M. STEARN, Grantwood, N. j.
Grant avenue and Trolley Line. Tel.
42-W Cliffside.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04

The necessity of a library building
for Cliffside Park is shown by the av-
erage circulation of 200 books per IL
brary day.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
200 TIMES FOR "GooD TIMES"

Charles Dillingham's monster pa
geant "Good Times" has reached it's
200 presentation at the Hippodrome
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
CLlFFSIDE NOTES.

Mrs. Bowman entertained her rela-
tives Mr. and Mrs. c. A. Wilson and
Miss Hughes of Annapolis over the
week end.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04

Mr.. and Mrs. Benda were entertained
at Thanksgiving dinner at the home OF
Mrs. Benda's mother in Woodcliff.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04

Father Herman has ordered the con
gregation to sing during the mission.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04

Winterburn and four friends from New
York.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04

Mr.. and Mrs. Herbert Everett enter
tanned the parents of Mrs. Fishbacke
on Thanksgiving.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04

Miss Minnie G. Winterburn had a.
Thanksgiving guests Mr.. and Mrs. w
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
GARAGE TO LET

SUITABLE FOR TWO CARS; IN
best condition. Corner Palisade
and Washington avenues. ADDRESS,
L. e. MUEHLECK, 622 Palisade Ave-,
Brentwood, n. J.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04

LADIES' ELECTRIC PHAETON, OF
good material, good order, but with
out battery. Price, SIS. Address MRS.
WHITAKER, c/o Bierne & Bohm,
Grantwood, N. ].
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
FOR SALE.

WONDERFUL BARGAIN. Come and
see It'll Entire contents Of a five
room house for sale, owner giving up
housekeeping. SITS cash. Write or
phone for appointment. WHITCOMB,
Sixth Street, Coytesville. Phone, Fort
Lee AIR.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
Catering to Your
Requirements as
Host or Hostess

THIS means that if you wish
i to give a small party of
any kind, Barkhausen will take
care of it just as efficiently as
if you wanted a swell banquet,
with linen, china, silver, crys-
tai, favors, decorations and a
corps of smart walters.
TT means that if you would
i like him. to prepare sand
wiches, cake and punch, and
deliver them ready for you to
serve, Barkhausen will do it.
HOLIDAY parties next.
IL How can Barkhausen as
sist you.
WEDDINGS, private par
w ties, club, church, fra
ternal and business group
gatherings.
WINNERS and buffet lunch
L. cons served, $1.75 to $500
per plate.
ALWAYS the best of food
n and service. Talk it over
with me first.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-12-04
ROOMS TO RENT

THREE LARGE, LIGHT AND AIRY
rooms, with kitchen and bath IN
private house. Apply at 402 Law
TON AVE, Grantwood, N. j.
The daily morning oasis., 1920-05-02
RETURNED FROM GREECE

This week-thereF have returned from
Greece, the r native land Mrs. Elena
Protopsalte Papodopolos with her son
Tomas Papodopolos, and his bride Of
four months, Mrs. Mabel Papodopolos.
The elder lady is a sister of Mr..
AntoH Protoy and mother of Marcus
Proto, who @ has dropped the
patronymic, having been adopted by
hisssmcle Don Anton.
Prior to 1912 Mrs. Papodopolos and
her son now returning, had made
their home in Nogales some three
years. In 1912 they returned to
Greece where the son enlisted in she
Greek army. serving seven years, at
tanning the grade of sergeant. He
was in the Balkan War, and in the
Great World War 1t is but four
months sinceahis discharge, immediate
ly following which he married. They
have all <come backe to Nogalcs to
remain permanently.
The daily morning oasis., 1920-05-02
S A | Y A G t 0 F
P A P Err A n D
S.A [ WAC f
OF MEN,

DENVER, May 1.-With the short
age of news print paper SO acute that
newspapers throughout the country
are compelled to refuse columns Of
advertising matter every day as we'll
as to eliminate many of their features,
the Salvation Army, thru its -
dustr.al Homes all over the count
is making q strenuous effort to Il
back to the paper mills more wa
paper even than it has done in IT,
dHDenver, as well as in every other
large city in the United States, the
Salvation Army is salvaging waste
paper and is returning TO the paper
mills more than 50,neo tons of waste
paper each year.. During the past
ten years the Salvation Army's
"harvesters" have turned back to the
paper mills for misunderstanding
more than $4,000 tons of waste pa
per. This would otherwise have be-
come a total loss.
Besides the paper that goes back
to American mills large quantities of
baled newspapers are semitic Japan.
In effecting this saving, the SALIVA
ton Army has not only accomplished
saving for the publishers, but it
has accomplished a saving for hui
mainly by putting thousands Of
"derelicts" back on their feet again
and starting them on the road to sue
cess, where instead of being tsEeen-
sumers theyshave become Taxpayers
and credit to tn community in which
they live
The work of the. Industrial Homes
where human sderelicts are salvaged
is only one of the many activities of
the Salvation Army which, under=its
comprehensive Home Service Pre-
gram, is extending its service to
every county in the United States
With the help of the strong advisory
boards that have been formed Saliva
ton Army service everywhere is be-
ing supplied.
The daily morning oasis., 1920-05-02
EVERYBODY UNDERINSURED

Generally speaking property is fully insured, if
nott0ver-;nslred. But not so today.
OIains,Ail;, property depreciates in value ten
per cent sesr. from age, but that is not true of
buildings In, these days.
Roughly speaking, dwellings and business build
ngs have doubled in value in five years.
Fire wipes eut.a business or a Eoqle over night
insured zat half it's value. How rebuild on i.a!f in
s,araaleea
Wages. and material in buildings have leaped so
tatsa So O0btngalovof 1915 will cost $4,000 in 1920
store" building, warehouse barn costing
$4,000 in 1915 costs $4,000 in 1920. But how few
have increased their insurance.
The daily morning oasis., 1920-05-02
METHODIST CHURCH
Sonoita, :street

h'tICCe
Re. G. w. Forman, Minister
Services Sunday May second as To-
lows:
1880 A. M.-The Church School, Mr.
f. r. purdunl, Supt. The Hill
TIP climbing contest is growing
in interest Be on time so as to
count 1907.
1900 A. M.-The morning worship.
The pastor will preach using as
his theme. "The First Command
ment," or "Man's First Duty"
6:45 F. M.-The Teacher Training
Glass, Mr.. E. V. Alternately,
teacher. The examination on the
last of the book will be given
. soon.
7:45 P. M.-The evening worship.
Song service Of familiar songs
followed By sermon by the pas
tor. theme, "Wages>vs. Gift"
MONDAY MIGHT.
$ Members of the Official Board
and'their wives will be the guests
of 1Rev.r and-tMrs. Forman at Ahe
parsonage
The daily morning oasis., 1920-05-02
ST. ANDREWS CHURCH

May End, fourth Sunday after Eas-
ter Sunday School and Morning
Prayer, 9:45 A. NJ. Holy Communion
and sermon, HOO. Text" Make to
yourselves friends by means of the
mammon of unrighteousness; that
when it shall fail, they may receive
you into the eternal tabernacles;" st.
Luke 16: 9.
May 3rd., Monday. St. Andrews
Woman's Guild, at Mrs. Harry J.
Harms residence, Grand Avenue,
800 P. M.
May 5th., Wednesday, Choir re-
hearsal 1880 p. M.
May 7th, Friday. Boys Club, with
Mr.. Freeman, church basement, 7:45
p. M.
The daily morning oasis., 1920-05-02

If we listen to our own ducet warnings, the pre-
s;denti2l campaign is all except the rejoicing.
They'll all be elected and therell be left to do
the weeping.
The daily morning oasis., 1920-05-02

School benches have slim chance
of large sales in India as long as
nearly everyone has a perfectly
good pair of heels to squat on
while teaching or learning.
This is home study course
scene. Contrary to appearances,
the man is not teaching the youth,
but is being instructed. The man
is shown in characteristic pose
Of indulging his right to dispute
or split hairs, regardless of his
ignorance Of the subject. Of In
dia's 34oooo,ooo people. only ten
and one half per cent of the males
and one per cent of the females
The daily morning oasis., 1920-05-02

can read. But the young are TAX
ing to their elders the education
they receive in the government and
mission schools. These schools
have an attendance of only two
per cent of the total population,
midas ignorance is to be at
tackled all along the. line if tie
world program of the thirty dc
nominations cooperating under the
name of the Interchurch World
Movement can be put into effect.
To the end that it may, fund Of
$336777,572 will be sought the
week of April rs by canvass Of
every Protestant in the United
States.
The daily morning oasis., 1920-05-02

OF ONE of our cats.
AND PUT the alarm clock.
ALONGSIDE OF the cat.
AND SET it for six o'clock.
THE ALARM goes off.
AND scARES the cat.
AND 1T jumps.
AND PULLS the string.
AND KNOCKS the brick.
:: :: :: :: :: :: :: {: :"
OFF IT'S bracket.
AND THE brick. s. ~
HITS THE matches.
AND LIGHTS them.
AND STARTS the fire.
AND BY the time.
THAT THE other alarm clock.
UP IN my room.
GOES OFF at seven o'clock.
EVERYTHING is n ce and warm.
AND IT'S a grand scheme.
AND IF the cat.
= r
WILL DO her part.
1T OUGHT to work fine.
l THANK you.
The daily morning oasis., 1920-05-02
EDITORIAL


Theunfar law which exempts Farm Loan Bonds
under Federal Farm Loan act from all taxation tends
tosdlse money from savings accounts of banks and
furnishes ready place for tax evaders invest their
faldss. Income from these bonds should be subject
toftaaation thes same as any other income from pri
vatesfunds,~
The daily morning oasis., 1920-05-02

Night before last a small boy
named Martinez was stung by scor
pion, which sickened him seriously,
but nothing fatal resulted.
The daily morning oasis., 1920-05-02
||(l.lhbp1z2c[hL1Z Notes.
WEDNESDAY NIGT.

Prayer Meeting and Bible Study.
THURSDAY NIGHT.
The Ladies of the Church will
give an apron social at the
church. A program is being ar
ranged and the public urged to
attend.
The daily morning oasis., 1920-05-02
THE TOWN GOSSIP

BY TEQUILA)
JUST A few more days.
AND | believe.
THAT Pill have it.
COMPLETED.
AND WHEN 1t is.
IT'LL MEAN the end.
OF ALL work for me.
AND l can live.
THE REST of my life.
IN EASE and contentment.
AND WON'T have to worry.
ABOUT THE high cost.
OF LIVING.
OR ANYTHING.
AND IT'S patent.
THAT I'M talking about.
FOR LIGHTING fires.
IN THE morning.
WITHOUT HAVING to get~up.
AID TT works.
WITH THE exception.
OF ONE or two slight bitches.
AND YOU see.
BEFORE l go to bed
PUT the papernand wood. -
INTO THE stove.
AND PUT two or three matches.
AROUND The paper.
AND PUT brick.
ON A little bracket.
INSIDE THE stove.
AND TIE a string.
TO THE brick.
Z
AND LEAD it outside.
AND TIE it.
TO THE tail.
The daily morning oasis., 1920-05-02

Madam Leone, noted seeress has
been engaged to appear at the Lyric
Theatre about week hence.
The daily morning oasis., 1920-05-02
Nogales, Arizona, Sunday Morning, May 2, 1920

You can sometimes call man a thief in private
life and get away with it, but the moment such
accusation appears in coldtype he rushes for shot
gun lawyer. And this demonstrates conclusive
ly the power of the press.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-07-30
Skin Troubles
SOothed -
| With CutiCuraI
Soap 25e, Ointment Is and Soc, Taleum 25e.
GAVE HIM UP IN DISGUST
colored American Put Algerian to the
Supreme Test and Then Oeiiv-
cred Stern Verdict.

The total lack of comprehension be-
tween the American negro and his
Algerian brother will 60 down in his
tory as one of the outstanding features
of the war.
There was, for instance, the case Of
the dusky stevedore at Brest and one
of the colored French troops on duty
there. Long and laboriously the Yank
tried to establish some means of lin
guistic communication, but there was
no response.
Then a brilliant thought struck the
boy from Georgia. He produced a
pair of ivory cubes and rolled them
enticingly under the Algerian's nose.
Intelligence still registered zero.
man." said Sam in disgust. you
amt no cullud pusson. You amt even
no human. You is just corpse. -
The American Legion Weekly.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-07-30
USES BABY AS POLICE SHIELD
Louisville Man, Armed, Holds Off Off
GERS Till House Is
Rushed.

Louisville.-Sh Shielding himself be-
hind a month-old baby, held In his
arms, and brandishing a pistol, ac-
cording to detectives, Alonzo Sharp,
thirty-five years old, kept them from
his house, filed with men, women and
children, until squad of police re-
serves, with drawn pistols, surrounded
the place and rushed the front door.
Amid shrieks and cries from the
women and children, three of the men
were taken into custody. Police be-
gan search for five other men.
Detectives Hauler and Ungles had
gone TO the house to serve two war
rants, charging grand larceny against
"Jack Ross and Bill Sharp" but were
told the men were not known there.
Alonzo Sharp said that he held the
baby in his arms for its own protec-
ton and that he grabbed the pistol be-
fore he knew who the men were.