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The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-07

Losf.--One suit case on dirt road
between Duihrie and saltwater
July Sth. Finder return 10 3if Cnl.
Derfson Bldg. Okla City and receiye
$3.50 reward.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-07
TOO LATE TO CLASSIFY

FOR KENT. Two nice. ADol. slice i
ing rocms-5iS y Harrison. Phone
1901.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-07

FOR RENT 3 first class furnished
south rooms ground floor noase
modern; good neighborhood: vacant
nov Cali after .. m. 5D5 n. Broad
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-07

GIRL WANTED Guthrie Laundry.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-07

FOh RENT-To persons wsthoif
children, 3 or 4 rooms completely
furnisHed for iighihousekeelang. fir
8. Efm. Phone sse
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-07

FOR sALE--Fine . room home. CoIse
10 and al one half what IL could
BE- byilt tor II you are looang
Tor sohnsihing desirable see sbbnt
fnis 4 .. Armstrong. Phone sss.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-07

Eufsuia- citizens are troubled over
incendiarieng Three school houses
have been destroyed by fire within
the past two weeks. Two burned 10
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-07

Kansas IL calling on Oklahoma for
farm hands 70 help haryes, the crops
np there. There Is surplus of Ia,
bor IN Oklahoma aud Il will be sent
to Kansas
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-07

The Oklahoma cry branch bana
~ the Federal Reserve win BE- open.
I'd for business AZ pklahoma Ciiy
next week,
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-07

The meeting of the y G. club
been posteoned for this week
NJ VI M
Mr. and Mrs Paul Parker Of Okla
hons ci.y spen, the week end with
Mrs Belle Parker
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-07-07

The funeral Of the late Dick =
Morgan, congressman from EiRhth
Oklahoma district who died SUNDAY,
WIN be held Al Oklahoma city at :
O'Clock Friday afternoon
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
A Feeling of Security

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such medicine is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle of Swamp-Root.
1t is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs
1t is not a stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses.
1t is not recommended for everything.
1t is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad-
der troubles.
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root.
If you need a medicine, you should
have the best On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13

monial as every statement I have
made is perfectly true. Mrs. ]. o.
ELMQuIsT, 2424 S. goth Street, Omaha.
Nebraska.
Women who suffer from those dis
tressing ills peculiar to their sex should
be convinced by the many genuine and
truthful testimonials we are constantly
publishing in the newspapers of the
ability of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound to restore their health.
To know whether Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound will help you, try
it! For advice write to Lydia E. Pink
ham Medicine Co. (confdentiaD, Lynn,
Mass. Your letter will be opened, read
and answered by woman, and held in
strict confidence.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
ADD1} EVENING
kaEAIRY TALL
SSA @ Nary Greham
g BoNner @O &%
CAMPBELL CAMEL CHATS.

"Well, folks, I'm glad to see you at
the ZOO. In the winter there aren't
so many of you, but those who've
come are very NICE indeed. | have no
objection in the least to any | see. No
objection.
"Of course" Campbell Camel con-
tinued, 'if anyone should ask me why
l have no objection | wouldn't know.
I'm not blessed with many brains.
although I'm not sure whether it is
a blessing to have brains. Think what
a trouble they would be. I'm so glad
I'm stupid and dull and all such
things which it's easy to lie.
"If | had brains | might cause my
self an awful lot of trouble. And 1t
isn't wise for any creature to cause
themselves any more trouble than is
ecessary--especially SO when they
want to spend most of their time idly
chewing.
ITO be sure / will carry grownups
on my back. | will do that obligingly,
and other loads, too, including children
and packages.
But | am most extremely glad
about the brains and that l have so
few.
"Why, if / had brains" Campbell
Camel continued, Il would have to
take them out at night and put them
to bed and maybe sing them to sleep.
And in the morning I'd have to wash
their faces and smooth their hair and
everything like that. I'd have to brush
their teeth, perhaps. It's quite fash
ionable thing to do and l suppose l
should follow the fashion about this.
and they might want to hear
stories, funny stories and sad stories,
which would make them weep so
they'd have to use their handker-
chiefs.
I'D have to get them handkerchiefs,
too. That would be nuisance. I'd
have to go to a shop for them and
folks in the shop mightn't like to see
me. They mightn't wait on me and
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
OUT O. LUCK
Never mlndl Just take
Cascarets if Bilious,
Constipated

Everyone must occasionally give to
the bowels some regular help or else
suffer from constipation, bilious at
tacks, stomach disorders and sick head
ache. But do not whip the. bowels into
activity with harsh cathartics.
What the liver and bowels need Is
a gentle and natural tonic, one that
can constantly be used without harm.
The gentlest liver and bowel tonic is
"Cascarets." They put the liver to
work and cleanse the colon and bowels
of all waste, toxins and pOisons with
out griping-they never sicken or in
convenience you like Calomel, Salts,
Oil or Purgatives.
Twenty-Five million boxes of Cas-
carets are sold each year. They work
while you sleep. Cascarets cost so lit
tie too.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
"I'm Glad to See You"

then I'd have to hold my head high
until 1 found one where they would
do what / wished.
"And then I'd have to send my
brains to school so they could improve.
Folks with brains are always improv-
ing their brains you see.
"That would mean I'd have to buy
my brains books and pencils and states
and copybooks and every other thing
imaginable.
''Oh dear, oh dear, how sad that
would be. And I'd have to go to the
teacher and ask her how my brains
were getting along and if they were
going to be advanced to the next grade
before the end of the term and if they
stood good chances of passing their
examinations"
I've been listening to your talk"
said Charlie Camel, land I'm sure
knew we were foolish lot, but you're
the worst of the whole family"
"How SOP" said Campbell Camel.
"Well," said Charlie, sin the first
place, all brains are In your head
don't mean they are in your head,
but they are in the heads of those
who have them.
81 agree with you they're a great
nuisance but they don't have to be
taken out and sent to school and all
those things you said.
"Why you are the most foolish camel
I've ever seen, and that is saying a
good deal, for I've been constantly with
one for years-mySelf.
"But you, poor dear Campbell Camel,
didn't even know what brains were
aot really"
But anyway I'm glad l haven't
them"
$50 am l." said Charlie.
81 can boast about some things.
don't want to stop for drink Of
water every five minutes the way
some folks do. | can go on long trips
where water is hard to find-in the
great desert-and / never cause any
nne any trouble. Neither do you, of
course. Charlie" added Campbell.
pounds and pounds can we carry"
said Charlie. "Who wants brains,
when we are so useful?'
1--WE don't want them, at any rate"
said Campbell.
"And most assuredly your wish Is
gratified for you haven't one, dear
Campbell. You're as stupid as cam
el can be, and that is, oh, so very
stupid"
81 consider that great compli-
ment." said Campbell.
$50 do l." said Charlie. "Such a
compliment is fine for camel, for it
IS nice to feel one succeeds in what
one tries to he-and in our case It is
h. stupid"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
Quite a Job.

Senator Twobble says he labored
long and hard over that speech he de-
iivered today"
"He means comparatively long and
hard. He took the manuscript right
out Of his secretary's hands and in
sisted ON writing the last two para
graphs practically without any as
sistance whatsoever, except in the
matter of punctuation and singular
verb that should have been plural"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
nmH no are unnecessary Dur
UUHMhHN if you feel one coming
VIZ ~ EM ~ on take imm lately
HURLBURT'S Camphor Pills
and stop the cold at the very start.
80 Cents at All Druggists
TIE KELLS COMPANY, Newburgh, N. Y.
Record in Dry-Dockinq.

A worlds record in dry-docking
achievement was established recently
by the 3OO00-ton floating dry dock Of
the Morse Dry Dock and Repair COM
pany of Brooklyn, N. Y, when the S.
S. Minnesota, the largest cargo carrier
afloat, was lifted in % minutes actual
pumping time.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
Tonsorial Repartee.

"Have you seen Prof. Diggs lately?"
"AIet him yesterday"
"Blundering along as usual, l sup
pose?"
"Yes. He had just mistaken a bar
Der shop for meat market, which was
next door. Dear mel! he exclaimed.
This is no place for mutton chops.
Not unless you want to get 'em
trimmed, sir replied the head barber
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
500 Reward, 500

Catarrh is a local disease greatly infiu-
enced by constitutional conditions. 1t
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
Is taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys-
tern. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
destroys the foundation of the disease,
gives the patient strength by improving
the general health and assists nature in
doing its work. $4,000 for any case of
Catarrh that HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE fails to cure
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co, Toledo, Ohio.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
An Independent Wife.

Flatbush-And your wife writes to
you on postal cards?
BensOnhurst-Oh yes.
Flatbush-I shouldn't think you'd
allow her to do so.
Bensonhurst-Oh, she's very indie
pendent. She doesn't seem to care
who knows what she says.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13

twenty years for fe-
male troubles and it
has helped me very
much. / have also
used Lydia E. Pink
hams S a n a t iv e
Wash with good re-
suits. l always have
a bottle of Vegetable
Compound i n t h e
house as it is a good
remedy in time of
need. Y GU C a n
publish my t e s IT,
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
DANGER
FOLLOWS
INFLUENZA
Rebuilding Health After
Any Illness
Getting Well Means Gaining
Strength-A Wholesome Tonic

The getting-well stage of grip, pneu-
monia or other illness is the most dam
gerous of all because the body, weak
ened by the disease, is wide open to
attacks Of other lurking germs
That is why all the organs of the
body must be kept in their best work.
ing order, not only to drive out the
poison left by the disease. but that
the patient shall regain strength rs
soon as possible to avoid further at
tacks resulting from the posons in
the system.
As means toward good health after
any illness Father Johns Medicine
builds up the body, because it is all
pure, wholesome nourishment and free
from opium, morphine, chloroform. or
other poisonous drugs or alcohol Fa-
Their Johns Medicine has had 60 years
success for colds and throat trou-
bles. coughs and sore throat, and as
Il tonic and body builder.
PROVES THE TRUTH
One of the best known professional
men, in New York {his name will be
given on requesD says-"After an
acute attack of typhoid pneumonia, l
had racking cough. and lost twenty
pounds in eleven days. I never was
so completely run down in my life. I
was about to go TO a hospital when
began to take Father Johns Medicine
which, after l had taken it faithfully
restored me to sound health. Ne
gained flesh that I had lost and have
since been as we'll as ever in my life
I have since learned that my physician
has been in the habit of prescribing
Father Johns Medicine In such cases"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
BILI0USNESS
Caused by
cid-St0n1aCh

If people who bilious are treated ac-
cording to local symptoms they seldom get
very much better. Whatever relief is OBJ
tanned Is usually temporary Trace bilious
ness to it's source and remove the cause and
the chances are that the patient will re-
main strong and healthy
Doctors say that more than 70 non
organic diseases can be traced to an Acid
stomach. Biliousness is one of them. lndi-
gestion. heartburn. belching, sour stomach.
bloat and gas other signs of acid
stomach. EATONIC. the marvellous modern
stomach remedy. brings quick relief from
these stomach miseries which lead to long
train of ailments that make life miserable
II not corrected.
EAToNIC literally absorbs and carries
away the excess acid. Makes the stomach
strong, cool and comfortable. Helps diges-
ton; improves the appetite and you then
get full strength from your food. Thousands
say that EATONIC is the most effective
stomach remedy in the world. It Is the i1eip
YOU need. Try 1t our money back IL
not satisfied guarantee. At all druggists
Only so cents for a big box.
ATONlC
CFoR YOUR AcID-sToMAcD
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13

"You go into a sideshow and you
see about six freaks"
"Well?"
But the living skeleton tells me he
sees a thousand every day.'-Louis-
vile Courier-Journal.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
Valuable Quarters.

HOwell-What was the most expen-
Sive room you ever had?
POWELL once slept in coal bin.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13

Accept california" Syrup of Figs
only-look for the name California on
the package, then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less laxative or physic for the little
stomach, liver and bowels. Children
love its delicious fruity taste. Full
directions for child's dose on each bot
tie. Give it without fear.
Mother! You must say California"
ADV.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13

There is no excuse for the dyspeptic with
Garfield Tea accessible at every drug store
ADV
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13

There is no more pitiable and I'M
fortunate creature in the world than
the glutton for amusement.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13

Attractive Homes made doubly attractive by
adding Indian goods. If you interested
in unique decoration we will send you an
actual photo of home artistically arranged
in the Indian Bunga allow style-Navajo Rugs.
Hopi Baskets, Plaques. etc, for sale In
dian Products Company, Flagstaff Arizona
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
Gle has cause to be-

"What's gone wrong"
somebody sat on his silk hat and
there's not another one to be had in
town. He simply can't do himself JUS
tice in welcoming the distinguished
visitor without the proper headgear."
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
Sorely Stricken.

"The chairman of the reception COM
mittee seems to be upset about some
thing"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13

Never judge b mans thoughts by
what he says.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
Freshen 4 Heavy Skin

With the antiseptic, fascinating Cuti-
cura Talcum Powder, an exquisitely
scented convenient, economical face,
skin, baby and busting powder and
perfume. Renders other perfumes su-
perfluous. One of the Cuticura Toilet
Trio (Soap, Ointment, Talcum)
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
DEPENDED UPON
IT 20 YEARS
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound Has Been
This Woman's Safeguard
All That Time.

Omaha, Neb.-'1 have used Lydia E.
Pinkham' s Vegetable Compound forever
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13

Leave the latch string out for the
first robin.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13

1t takes a has-been a long time to
find 1T out.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13

Let "Danderine" save your hair and
double it's beauty. You can have lots
of long, thick, strong, lustrous hair.
Don't let it stay lifeless, thin, scraggly
or fading. Bring back its color, vigor
and vitality.
Get a 35-cent bottle of delightful
"Danderine" at any drug or toilet coun-
ter to freshen your scalp; check dam
druff and falling hair. Your hair needs
this stimulating tonic; then its life,
color, brightness and abundance will
return-Hurry ADV.
Ouch!
She-Why do you smoke so much?
He-Because good cigar helps me
to think.
She-It's too bad your cigar dealer
carries such poor stock.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13

Life is grind If your grist isn't
worth grinding.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
MORTGAGE LOANS

MONEY TO LEND on first mortgage
on improved Bergen County realty, or
on building contract, In sums from
81 900 up. No brokerage fee, premium
or fines charged. Repayable In month
iy instruments with reducing interest
each month. The easiest and cheapest
way to acquire a home or pay off
mortgage. Write for information to
RO6T. A. sl56ALD, Hackensack,
NJ. j,
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13

Very Likely.
"What do you suppose Mars can be
signaling us for?"
II guess he wants an engagement as
a moving-picture star"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
A Difference.

A Difference.
81 hear you have been visiting
friends?"
mo. Relatives"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
Very LikeI

Hoxsie's Group Remedy. tho safest, surest
swiftest cure for Group. No opium. 60c.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13

Must Have the Goods.
Unless you sometimes
Have the stuff,
1t doesn't pay
To try to bluff
MiIder Moods.
"There's no doubt about it," unused
Senator Sorghum, we're great deal
more gentle and refined than we used
to be-"
"There have been some hard-boiled
methods"
mot in craftsmanship. There was
a time when a political quarrel might
lead to a duel. Now the worst you
can expect Is a libel suit"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-03-13
ASSISTING NATURE.

<AOoIo I4NI NLAI Q 1tEs
"Our young rubber trees are not
growing very rapidly"
why don't you go around and
stretch 'em a little every morning."
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
An Indian Initiation

T. NJ. Longstreth, author of Mac
Of Placid, in letter to his publishers
gives the following details as TO his
initiation into the Mohawk tribe:
81 was given the name 'Tsanito,'
meaning beaver, at midnight Of Sep
tember 3 in the forest of Lake Placid
Club by FIVE Indians-Chief Montour,
Chief Wolverine, Chief Wildcat, John
Smoke and Fred Kaiantanoron Beau
vais. The ceremony included finding
me IL the woods, taking me to the
circle, the announcement Of why
should be adopted (because I would
make an Industrious member of the
tribe and because, like the beaver, my
works would live after me-a pious
thought), then the announcing of my
name to the points of the compass, a
dance around me with handshakings
and congratulations, smokes and
Indian songs"
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
ILLUSTRATION from The Heart of Umago By RidgoeU
Culumn publised by Putmuna's
Florida Forests
A Scholarly Study of Lower
Florida
IT. HE most tropical part Of the

TN HE most tropical part Of the
United States Is lower Florida.
1t is also one Of the most inter-
esting sections of the country. There
has been for long time a need of
book that would cover the geology, the
fora and fauna, and the general tropi-
cal aspects of the peninsula in an accu-
rate and pleasing manner. One can see
at once that there is food for two or
three books in the wide range of
natural material furnished by Florida,
and it required man learned in more
than one branch of Natures text to
write a handbook that should do JUS
tice to the entire terrain of investiga-
ton. Charles Torrey Simpson, in his
In Lower Wilds of Florida putnam, T.,
has written just the book on Florida
demanded by student and by tourist
with a zeal for personal investigation.
Florida with propriety might have
assumed the shape of an interrogation
mark rather than that of pistol. 1t
will give key to the chapters of this
book to state some Of the many baf-
fling questions the author essays to
answer. Why is Florida so low and fat?
Why so sandy, and from what source
came the sand? Why do the expresses
grow in so curious form? Why do
the keys parallel the Gulf Stream
And what is the cause of the difference
in horas separated by only few miles
of swamp or shallow sea?
Mr.. Simpson has lived in Florida for
over twenty-five years. During that
time he explored the length Of the
state, penetrated her mysterious
depths, watched and studied her animal
life and sought the wherefores of her
strange tree growths. His book, beau
tifully illustrated, is fascinating to a
degree beyond the attraction of the
nature book of the ordinary rank and
file. For the author is q thinker Any
man who has cruised through the inlets
behind the line Of small outlying
islands that stretch from Virginia tc
the Gulf of Mexico will appreciate the
pages in this book that give a reason
able description of their possible fash
ioning by Nature. Simpson believes
they were not made by the erosion O.
channels by ocean currents that paral
leled the shore. He presents and elab
crates upon his own theory, that of tn
combined action over centuries o
groNnd swell, surf and undertow. Hi
diagram that illustrates this metho
; of creation of bars and islands is S
clear in its lesson that one is incline
to adopt his theory
1t would be wise move by any Pre-
gressive publishing house to publish
series of handbooks on the natur;
: phenomena of the several states.
= such q series is attempted, then
. Lower Florida Wilds can be taken as
} excellent guide in the composition c
the volumes to follow.