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New Ulm review., 1920-08-04

WEDNESDAY AND aTHURDSAY
AUGUST II AND IL
MILDRED. HARRIS CHAPLIN in
"POLLY OF THE STORM COUN-
TRYr''
This picture depicts the thrilling
battles of squatters and rich. Full of
heart throbs, love and peromance.
Also for Wednesday only !
"Pathe News
- For Thursday only
rDoN'T WEAKEN. .Rolin Comedy.
Admission 10c, & Zoe.
New Ulm review., 1920-08-04
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY

FRIDAY AND SATURDAY
AUGUST 6 AND 7
DOROTHY GISH in
"MARY ELLEN COMES TO
TOWN''
She was tired Of being the only 'Live
One'' in a village of sleep-walkers.
So Mary Ellen goes TO New York to
try out her arts in the Great White
Way. Riot is right. The truth is
worse. Come.
Also
"Crabs Iss Crabs" Comedy.
Admission 10 & 25c.
New Ulm review., 1920-08-04
LYRIC THEATRE

WEDNESDAY AUGUST, A
.aYyELAINE HAMMERSTEIN in -
s5iIT"THE WOMAN .GAME'' :,
Also
'Pathe News
Admission 10c & zoe.
THURSDAY AUGUST S
Free Stone known as the"HUMAN
FLY' in
"JOHNNY GET YOUR GUN"
A truly thrilling picture with lots of
clever stunts.
"Shoot On Sight" Rolin Comedy
Admission 10c & 20c
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06
FOR RALE-FURNITUAE

FOR SALE-Furriture OF four-room
house. Mahogany living room suite.
fumed oak dining room suite. white
Hoosier kitchen cabinet. Peninsular
high oven range, heater, Ice Palace
refrigerator. bedroom set. Cheap for
quick sale. Party leaving city. Call at
719 Eighth street north.
FOR SALE-Furniture Of seven room
house, gas range. two beds. Hoosier
cabinet. chiffonier, ice box, dining
room set. 904 Fifth avenue north.
ONE new kitchen cabinet. $50 One nearly
new late model Ford radiator. SIS. Will
sell or trade. Riverview Hotel.
ONE oak hall tree with large mirror:
1 leather couch; combination bookcase
and writing desk: 1 s-ft. extension
dining room table; / mahogany dresser
with large mirror: ? bedsteads; I
buffet; 2 rocking chairs. 1012 Twelfth
street north.
FURNITURE Of five rooms. dressers
beds. oil stoves, buffet, to party rent
ing house. or by piece. 404 Fifth ave. s.
CHEAP-Baby buggy. bed. cot, table
chairs, cabinet. ice box. oil and coal
stoves. dishes, tub. boiler. 14OO Eighth
avenue north. Fone 694S. VIII trade
for horse, cow, buggy, farm imple-
ments.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06
POULTRY AND EGGS

POULTRY AND EGGS
S. c. RHODE ISLAND Red Matching
eggs. 81 per IS. 2o1e Sixth avenue north.
ALL KINDS Of cockerels for sale. s24
Seventh avenue south.
THOROUGHBRED Barred Rock eggs.
81 per Is. 35O7 Fourth avenue north.
RHODE l. REDS. thoroushbreds, hatch
ing eggs. Baby chicks. laying hens.
cockerels. 3321 Sixth ave, NJ. Fone 1880.
EGGS--White Rocks,f large. good layers.
Mrs Fl. p. Rygaard. Box 3s1, City.
HATCHING EGCS-Rose comb r. L.
Reds, $3.50 per Is and Rose Comb
White Leghorns So per Is. 1903 Ninth
avenue south. Fone 1866.
BUFF ROCK cockerels and eggs. Weide-
man. 1909 First avenue south
HATCHING EGGS, purebred s. c. Rhode
Island Reds 220O Third ave. south
THOROUGHBRED Rhode Island Reds
setting eggs. heavy laying strain, s.
for 10. Mrs. J. H. Patterson, Highwood.
Montana.
WHITE Wyondatte eggs for Matching:
prize winning stock. = Sll Second ave
south. Fone 5l22.
sINGLE-COMR Brown Leghorn eggs.
* $50: 80, S275; 100, 81; from vigorous
stock. hatched and raised by hens
l.. smitchger. Route 2, Boise. Idaho.
BARRED ROCK eggs, So per is. Prize
stock Mrs. Hancock. Sun River. Mont.
HATCHlNG EGGS-Pure-bred single
comb White Leghorns. Barred Rocks.
Single and Rose Comb Reds. 1923 Eiev-
enth avenue south
, Red eggs for Matching at $3.50. $3.50 and
$500 per setting. We sell Buckeye in
cubatcrs and Standard brOoders. c. E.
Pullin. SIS Fifth avenue south.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06
LTvEsTOCK-CONTuNUED

LTIESTOCK-CONTI
>>
Portage.
MILCH cows, young stock for sale.
2214 SEVENTH avenue north. Fone 5217.
FOR SALE--Mammoth jacks: acclimated.
E. T. Olney. Brady. Mont.
FOR SALE-Four horses and 4 mares.
Inquire. 70S Fifteenth street north.
FOR SALE-Eight good farm teams for
wagons, six set OF work harness, one
fresh COW with calf. 1914 Fifth ave. n.
FRESH cow for sale. 929 Third ave SW
FOR SALE-l2OO ewes to lamb May /,
located IL miles northeast OF HHqfer.
G. r. Hamilton. Hilger. Mont.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06
Tractor Schools,
W1SO5 Third Ave. Spokane. Was
SITUATION wANTED-FEMALH

SITUATION wANTED-FEMALG
DAY WORK. Fcne 1872 to 10 A. m
TRAINED NURSE will care for patients
In her own home at reasonable low
price. Box c17, Tribune.
LAUNDRESS wants work by day Box
222 Tribune.
EXPERIENCED stenograph pher desires po-
sition. Box 2O2 Tribune.
DAY WORK or chambermaid. Fone 6S9o
WORK by hour or day sl2l. End ave. y.
RESPECTABLE LADY with child wants
work housekeeper. Box 7o. Harlow
ton, Montana.
WAETED-Nursing by practical nurse
of 20 years experience. Obstetrical cases
speciality. Mrs. Nan Greene, Clancy,
Mont.
HOUSEKEEPING work. Box 2O9 Tribune.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06
RITUATION WANTEn-MALE

i--~- ~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ yD-
YOUNG MAN with good education de-
sires work evenings Box 23C Tribune.
BOY wanted. Dental Laboratory. 49,
Fourth street north.
A GOOD sausage maker and meat cutter
wanted. VIII pay top wages. l.. r.
Wells, Glasgow. Mont.
WANTED-Elderly man to care for my
thoroughbred sheep: no herding. Ed
O'Connor. Cascade. Mont.
BARBER WANTED-Gu $50 and
6ofe over $40. Steady job. Write or
wire. H. E. F'lemming, Poplar, Mont.
CLOTHING and furnishings salesman n
personality, Industrious, 10 years ex-
perience. Box 226 Tribune.
SHOE SALESMAN. experienced, desires
situation. Box 225 Tribune.
WANTED-Position as foreman or ir-
rigation manager on irrigated ranch:
thoroughly understand handling all
kinds OF machinery and stock. Box 215
Tribune.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06

HELP wANrED-yEMALD

Observation-Disclosures
HOUSEKEEPER, small family, good
wages Conrad. Apply, 4O6 Fifth ave.
|. north after p. m.
WANTED-Lady to brush two little
girls hair mornings for school, In ex-
south: Apply evenings.
WANTED-A girl for general house.
work 1927 First avenue south.
GIRL wanted. Apply, Royal Garden,
403 Central avenue.
GIRL for general housework. s24 Fourth
avenue north.
WANTED-Reliable woman to come in
daily from till to caref or three
WANTED-Cook; SIS per month. board
ford, Stanford, Mont.
WANTED-Girl for general housework.
Family Of three. 1920 Third ave. No.
EVERY ONE likes Barcley custom made
corsets; best. Mrs. Moore, Hotel Foley.
MAID WANTED. Gilmore Apartments:
WANTED--Woman cook. Married wo-
man preferred. 319 Fourth ave. south.
WOMAN for genl housework. Fone 1870.
Competent cook: small fam
lily. good wages. GIT Fourth ave. north.
GIRL for general housework 1905 Second
avenue north. Fone 9490.
COMPETENT reliable woman for gen
eral housework; $50 q month. 1109
Fourth avenue north.
COMPETENT maid for general house
work; good wages. 817 Fourth ave-
COMPETENT girl for general house.
work. 1909 Fourth avenue north.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06
SEEDS FOR SALE.

SEEDS FOR SALE.
SEED WHEAT--Marquis. Car lots or
less. commercially cleaned. s.: recleaned
for seed, $S.c5. Woolgrowers Warehouse
Co. Enterprise. Ore.
(sALLATIN VALLEY marquis wheat.
Dlue hullless barley. six row barley and
oats suitable for seed in car lots tpP
less. &. r. Powers. Bozeman. Mont. Y
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06
WANTED statesmen

GET INTO OIL BuSINESS-An Mon
tana's money this year will be invested
in oil; get your share. See T.. +. Taylor,
Is Dunn Block, for the best proposition.
FJRST-CLASS salesman wanted to sell
industrial stock for manufacturing en-
market Address p. o. box 1923. Bill
tngs. Mont.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06
HOUSEKEEPING ROOMS

AOUSEA EEFlNO nOOAS
TWO nicely furnished housekeeping
rooms, modern bungalow: No children.
GA Fifteenth street north
TWO-ROOM apartment, furnished, ground
floor, private entrance: No children
desired 902 Sixth ave. No. Fone 667l
ROOM and kitchenette in modern house.
12O Seventh street No. Fone 1901.
FOR RENT-Large front room for light
housekeeping; modern; gas. AT Seventh
avenue south.
LARGE, nicely furnished light house
keeping room; also sleeping room.
Phone s185. 5os Third avenue south.
FRONT housekeeping suites. Hotel
Vaughn.
FOR RENT-Two nicely furnished house.
keeping rooms on car line. Bath and
gas Fone 5420.
THREE clean neatly furnished rooms,
living room, bedroom, kitchenette and
able rent. 2ls Twelfth street north.
FOR RENT-Two modern furnished
housekeeping rooms. Apply, sos Sixth
avenue south.
APARTMENTS, S. month. Fone ee4s:
TWO nicely furnished housekeeping
FURNISHED apartment for rent, in
Guiding heat, light. water and gas
plate. $50. GIG First avenue north.
HOUSEKEEPING rooms. 1912 1st ave. S:
ROOM and kitchenette. heat, light, tele-
phone. gas range, private entrance;
cheap 615 Fifth avenue north.
TWO nice housekeeping rooms, gas range<
clothes closets, furnace heat. 1922
Second avenue north.
HOUSEKEEP'G rooms. 41e Fifth ST No.
ROOMS for light housekeeping or one
single room. 1915 First ave. north.
FRONT ROOM. 1905 Sixth ave, north.
MODERN furnished room for light house
keeping. 30i Fifth avenue south.
CORY HOTEL-Ho Housekeeping rooms.
MODERN kitchenette. Savoy Hotel, $50
Second avenue south.
HOUSEKEEPING H rooms. $40 Seventh
street north.
COZf Housekeeping room, SIS; also large
front room, gas, Colonial hotel. $50
Second avenue south.
CORY HOTEI-Housekeepin rooms.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06
FOR SALE-HOUSES

SNAPS-Six rooms. modern, north side.
$500 Nine rooms. modern, south side,
$500 Terms. Interstate Realty 2OSls
Central avenue.
FOR SALE. s125o-Frve-room house, lot
o5x150 f.. on car line. Small payment
down. and monthly. payments. viii
take Ford car as first payment. s317
Fourth avenue north.
BEST BUY in town; fiye-room modern
house. full lot; s26oo. easy terms In
lerstate Realty, 2osia Central avenue.
FOUR-ROOM house, full lot for sale
cheap il taken at once. S506 Second
avenue north.
FOR SALE--Ry owner, two strictly mod
ern five-room bungalows with double
garage. 1924 First avenue south.
FOR SALE-At 1918 prices nifty three
room house with good basement. part
ly modern. on full lot, 2716 Second
avenue north. Would cost $500 more
than I am asking to build II now.
kitchen and bathroom, full lot. Fourth
avenue north between Blackstone Apis.
and Park drive. Best location in town.
Box 1ol Tribune.
FOR SALE-New 4-room furnished bun
galow. West side. p. o. Box 2s3.
FOR SALE-Ntce three-room bungalow,
located at 1909 Eighth avenue south. on
full garden lot. large front porch and
full 9er 1a T make .5C Soy little
balance like rent. Cali 6507 or see Mr..
Myhre at 1906 Second avenue north.
FOR SALE-Neat four-room bungalow:
modern. except heat; full basement,
full lot: good lawn. Box 2o5. Tribune.
FOR SALE-Ten-room house with ample
closets: fine location; double garage.
garden, lawn; $50 income from up
stairs; upstairs furniture for sale
so49 or call at III Second avenue north.
TWO FIRST-CLASS 4-room bungalows
and garage on one lot. Bargain. Terms.
Owner. 1918 FOURTH avenue south.
BUNGALOWS AND HOUSES-We have
large list. See us before buying.
Frary K BurlinEame. II Third street SO.
Call sos Fone. sol Second avenue
southwest.
FIVE-ROoM well built bungalow. mod
ern in every respect: Good garage.
Corner lot. BY owner. Terms ii desired.
Box II Tribune.
Personal.
WANTED-Someo to board baby girl,
2,a years of age. some one who will
give It Il mothers love. win pay SIS
per month. Call. James Hotel, room 50.
between 6 an p, n.
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN-This is
to certify that I will not be responsible
for any debts contracted by anyone
but myself. Sam George.
GREAT FALLS girl wishes correspon-
dent. Box SIT.
JOIN JOLLY correspondents; ladies free:
gentlemen, soc. Address: "Wesly". Box
SIT. Great Falls. Mont
SEEDS FOR SALE.
SEED WHEAT--Marquis. Car lots or
less. commercially cleaned. s.: recleaned
for seed. $s.25. Woolgrowers Warehouse
Co, Enterprise. Ore.
GALLATIN VALLEY marquis wheat.
Dlue hullless barley. six row barley and
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06
WANTED TO RENT


WANTED-StrictIy modern four or five
room furnished house or apartment.
VIII occupy May I. Box 233 Tribune.
GARAGE at 6l5 Fifth avenue north.
F1VE.ROOM modern unfurnished house.
north side Permanent tenants, Will
lease il desired. Rent In advance. p. @.
Box 1853. w.
"ANTED-To rent modern house. Aca-
DENY HILL Address. Box l95 Tribune
MONEY TO LOAN
TO LOAN $1,O0o-Rate sec, first mort
gage on city property only. Box 237
Tribune.
WANTED-$150O at 1OGs, first mortgage
on $50 acres of land. Box 232 Tribune.
MONEY TO LOAN on sn1proved city and
farm property. Lowery-JAckson Ohm.
pany. 415 Ford Bldg.
MONEY TO LOAN on improved farm ana
city property. Harry Newman. No. 5
Second street north.
SPECIAL NOTICES.
MANURE for sale. Gardens plowed and
narrowed. j. NJ. Bourne. Fone 5ss9.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06
FURNISHED APARTMENTS

FURNISHED APARTMENTS
FOR RENT-Furnished apartment strict
lv modern. 3l6 Fourth avenue north.
FURNISHED apartment for rent. SEA
Fourth avenue north.
FURNISHED apartment; private bath.
PIG Second avenue north. ROLAND Apis.
FURNISHED apartment Of three rooms,
modern. 1912 Fifth avenue north.
MODERN, furnished 4-room apartment
and furnished rooms. AZ Fifth ave. n.
TWO-ROOM apartment. furnished. ground
floor, private entrance. No children
desired. 9o2 Sixth ave. n. Fone 667l
ONE furnished flat. Ill Fourteenth ST,
north. Fone S573.
THREE-RoOM furnished apartment
down stairs. 81 Fifth ave. south
TWO-ROOM furnished apartment Al
Fifth avenue north.
FURNISHED apartment West Hotel
FOR RENT-Furnished apartment OF two
rooms. No children. 521 Fifth ave. No
TWO and Broom apartments. o15 Eighth
street south. Berkshire Apartments.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06

LOST AND FOUNr
LOST CHECKBOOK on Commercial Ma
t,onal bank; notify Miss Byrne, Mu-
tual Oil Co.
LOST-Auto tire 33x5, between Great
Falls and Brady Finder notify the
Treasure State Motor Co.. and receive
liberal reward.
STRAYED-To my place. October. 1919,
weight 700 lbs. branded. ....
on right hip. George Dewar. e
Montague, Mont. -
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06
HELP wANTEl,-MALD

= N1E ~ - y 1A1-al = - ~
DID YOU KNOw-Or didn't you, that
rheumatism, nervousness, insomnia. We
mean The Debeque Radium Belt.
Debeque Chemical Co. 20 SO. Main.
Butte. Mont. Use the mail.
Flaherty & Perra, II Third street So.
woman, also man for farm work. Call,
GA First avenue north. Roney.
WANTED-Butcher for back room and
slaughter house work. Cash Meat
Market. Choteau, Mont.
WANTED-A hardware and implement
salesman. Box 167 Tribune.
COEUR D'ALENE MINES
Wanted-Miners. $5:75; muckers, S. g;
timbermen, S6.25. Eight hour shift;
steady employment: no blankets need
houses. with bath. steam heat, electric
rent to men with families. Write or
Gep Gepyr E Rasten MFn idase
LEARN-Actual auto repair. vulcanizinz.
Los Angeles Y. M. c. A. Auto School.
AUTOMOBILE, TRACTOR
MECHANICS,
Acetylene. welders and tire vulcanizers
fore. Men who have been properly
trained by actual experience under
expert instructors are the men who
are wanted. The demand increases
every day. Learn these well-paying. at
tractive trades in practical automo-
bile and tractor school. Only school Of
this kind west of Missouri which was
approved and employed by U. S. gov
ernment war department for training
soldiers. All previous army school
equipment consisting Of engines, mag
netos, motors and generators. bat
teries, cars and tractors now available
for you to use. Four big schools to 60
to-Spokane. Seattle. Vancouver, B. C.,
and st. Paul. Write nearest branch for
special rates. New illustrated catalogue
sent FREE upon request.
Modern Autonaobile and
Tractor Schools,
W1S05 Third Ave. Spokane. Wash
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06
FOR SALE-REAL ESTATE


FOR SALE-By owner, strictly modern
five-room bungalow. buflt-in features
hardwood floors Throughout; full base
ment laundry tubs and garage. Full
lot 1905 Sixth avenue north.
DESIRABLE residence lot, Third ave. NJ
One block from pavement Fone 5463
FOR SALE-Two fine 10-acre tracts
West side. Partly improved. Very easy
terms Corcoran. 203 Ford Bldg.
FOR SALE-Several lots. right on Cen
trail avenue. Academy Hill district.
only SIS down, SO per month. Cor
coran, 203 Ford Block.
WE HAVE several inquiries for modern
homes List your property with Us.
EOS Central avenue.
DOARD AND ROOM
FRONT ROOM for two, with board, 50
per week. 4O1 Fifth avenue south
BOARD and room. 612 Fifth street north.
BOARD. 2ll FIFTH street north.
BOARD and room. 1901 Fifth ave. north:
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06
UNFURNlsHED APARTMENTS

USFCRN1SHED APARTMENTS
MODERN front apartment, heated. Might
furnish. Fone 6247. 615~ Third ave. So.
FIVE-ROOM flat, modern. q Twelfth
street north. Parkview Apis.
FOR RENT-Three-rOOm unfurnfShed
apartment, close in. Fl. J. Skinner 4
Son.
CNFCRNlSHED modern well located
apartment. Three rooms Adults only
Fone 6946
FOR RENT-One Nollar corner apart
ment strictly modern. unfurnished.
after April l. Fone SS6S
FIVE-ROOM apartment. First avenue
and Seventh street north. Nilsson &
Smith. Phone 94S9
TWO-ROOM and kitchcnetts apartments.
strictly modern. for rent. Bungalow
Court. Apply Hickman S24 Central.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06

HOUSEKEEPER, small family, good
wages. Conrad. Apply, 406 Fifth ave.
|, north after D. m.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06

FOR RENT-Well improved $50 acres
ranch; half in cultivation. not irrigat-
ed. Never failed a profitable crop.
Renter must be successful farmer and
own adequate stock and equipment
p O Rnx Al HelmXille. Mont
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06

FARM--For sale or rent. H. J. Villars.
GIG Fifth avenue north
FOR SALE-Six-ac.e truck garden. ir-
rigated. improved; manure on piac~
on Sun River.
FOR SAIE-4s0-acrc farm. Is cattle. 8
horses, machinery. tractor. automobile.
$4,000 BY Fl. II. Johnson. Craig, Mont.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06

FOR RENT-Furnished front room, mod
ern III Second avenue north.
FURNISHED room, 21S Third ave. No.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06

SEVERAL 80-acre tracts for rent to men
who understand irrigation. Elmer Genger
& Company. Fairfield. Mont.
REIMBURSEMENT for sale, with water
and house. 500 First avenue south.
FOR SALE-Or rent for one to three
years. 800 acres river bottom ranch.
Fenced. Some buildings. For particui-
ars address: Owner. P. O.. Box 54s.
16o-ACRE RANCH adjoining Stanford.
Mont. Ready for spring wheat. VIII
rent on shares. DR.. Igel, 423 Ford Bldg
WILL RELINQU1SH $50 acres; also
sell house and other improvement: T.
20 tractor and pIows, wagon: all in
uue box 900
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-04-06

under ditch, all except small pasture
under cultivation. which is good farm
land. Four-room bungalow. barn S2x73
It. with now room for so tons hay:
granary 16x4s; hog house 2ox4e. chicken
house and large machine shed. All
buildings new and painted: part Of
ranch fenced hog tight. Can give i'm
mediate possession. One Of the best
improved ranches in Teton county at
about the price Of improvements.
$50 per acre. SIS. 500 down.
ELMER GENGER & COMPANY,
Fairfield Montana
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-01-14
Wednesday, January IA, 1920.
COOPERATE WITH THE CENSUS-TAkER

TT HE ARDMOREIlE again urges all citizens OF this city
and county cooperate with the censustakers The
in the midst of their work They will
complete the enumeration by Friday night They want to
get every in the city and county together with various
ether facts which the government requires.
Don't be mffed at the He is not asking you
hose questions because he likes to py into private airs
Uncle Sam is asking them 1t is the United States government
Tat asks you your age where you born, If you are
white colored born in America elsewhere and certain
cher intimate but necessary questions. The cenSStaker
merey does his duty when he seeks this information.
The is of mmeasurabe value to the naton-and
ytu part of the nation 1t of great value to
unity which has been growing Ardmore and Carter
unity have been growing since the last ten
If everybody is enumerated Ardmore will show Won
d,rful increase in population. The applies to Carter
county.
These figures will be published and will be available to
al the world. showing of growth and prosperity such
tts city and county will make if the entire population IS
enumerated will benefit every individual in the community
will help business in all lines will to let the out
side world know how the community has grown and is
growing.
Everybody should cooperate cheeruly with the census
when he calls and if he fails to call you should
report to the Chamber of Commerce that you may be
enumerated.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-01-14
KILL TWO BIRDS WITH TWO STONES

IR. BRYAN, in speech before the Commercial Club of
wi his home town. expressed the belief that the United
States senate will ray the treaty peace by next Friday
that the United States of America may the League of
nations that day.
We unable to this distance Just what ground
Mr.. Bryan has upon which to base his belief but trust
that his grounds welbased and that this consummaton
most deVouty to be wished by all good people will be
achieved by the early mentioned That is hope how
ever and not expectation. Should the suddenly
turtle and ratiy the treaty it will be agreeable
surprise to many of us.
Ratification by Friday Of this week would be emf
neny satisfactory John Barleycom goes down and
Friday If the senate elects another evil Bird the bird of
war, will be killed with another of popular demand
Our entrance into the League Of Nations will do toward
minimizing the probability of future than anything that
any nation could do hereafter.
1t feweny to be hoped that Uncle Sam will to be
the worlds shmaete by coming into the fold of progress
forthwith thus taking the peace problem of the forth
coming presidential congressional campaign and giving op-
pouny in that campaign for internal issues of Importance
And, furthermore, the killing of two evil birds with
stones Of righteous wrath day will make Friday the
18th douby memorable in the history of the United States
and of the world.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-01-14
"NaturalGaS
By FRA ROBERTUS
Some Day Well Take the
Double Cross Marks Out
of the Capital rs" We Use
Three Times to Spell
SUCCESS

First piece of funny verse l ever sold
TO n socalled humorous weekly was en-
titled SUCCESS" Spclt it Just that
way. with three dollarmarks. Editor
so ticlaed he sent me check for s., at
two-bits a line
And that was when a dollar didn't
look and act like thirty cents, so l felt
rich. 1t doesn't take much 10 make
some folks rich. know man but I'm
not going to reveal any more personal
secrets right now.
N c.
know several women so rich, in hap.
piness and content ana good cheer and
eradiant kindness, that ladies' lollinG ia
lmousines look like paupars beside
them; ana yet these rich women
couldn't draw their checks for forty
seven cents except upon the First Inter
national Bank of Love 4 JOY. Inc.
N CT
Success really shouldn't hc spelled
with dollarmarks, but that's the spell.
ing most folks seems to apply to it. They
think it ought to have in fact, two
double-cross initials at each end.
N c.
Don't get disgusted- leading mp to
something.
The other day we read in the papers
about a man who had been chosen to
the presidency Of great railroad sys-
tenn. you'd know the system if / men.
toned it-maybe you've beaten it out
of $50 miles Of milcageJ
N c.
Wei. this man was hcraldcd in the
press as a great Success. He had got
there. He had arrived. He was sue.
ce$$ful $pecimen-ye$.
N c.
And just to think!-in thirty years,
only thirty, he'd risen to that eminence
/ from a beginning as johnny -on-the job
as general utility boy at a lonesome
railway depot in slow town in ar.
Kansas
N c.
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ten you just had to feel sorry for the
statiop-agent who taught the present
day railway magnate his first lessons in
Notwithstanding n truck with Man
dy Miller's trunk and a carton of booze
for Old Man Simkins aboard as a cargo
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For the newspaper story went on to
say that the station agent of 50 years