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The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1920-07-27
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WHlTE-TAllED DEER.

"Well," said Mrs. White-Tailed Deer
to Mr.. White-Tailed Deer, who was in
the next little house in the ZOO, "your
dangerous season has passed"
what do you mean by that3" asked
Mr.. White Tailed Deer. Are we not
animals Of the dark forests, and do
We not see that there are plenty of
~ left because we do not do foolish
and foolhardy things7 We do not put
ourselves in the way Of danger.
I'VE stay of by ourselves and keep
whore It Ii SAFE. We live near rivers
where few others live and where It Is
wild, and because we don't try to b
too sociable there are still lots Of ~
living.
TT doesn't do to be too sociable, do
you think soT
mo. think we're wise," said Mn.
White-T Deer. but then we're
In the zoo now. 1t isn't the free, Wild
hfe, but at least 1t Is safe. Here We
can be sociable and no one will harm
M.
"The zoo people will not let anyone
hurt NJ. They will only let people
come to admire our antlers and our
nne bodies and our great beauty"
that's true" said Mr.. White-Tailed
Deer, but at the same time We do
nice things for them. We don't like
some animals. refuse to let our babies
bs born here. No, we let the babies
come and We show them we're CRATE
full to them for their kindness to ~
and for their protection"
you too have spoken the truth"
said Mrs. White-Tailed Deer. I'VE are
rather nice, sensible, pleasant, good
looking animals."
what do you mean when you say
We are rather nicer" asked Mr.. White
Tailed Deer. I'VE are very nice, aren't
wet"
''Of course" said Mrs. White Tailed
Deer; II only said We were rather
nice, meaning that we were very NICE"
'Then why didn't you say what you
meant?" asked Mr.. White-Taled Deer.
"Stin crossT asked Mrs. White
Tailed Deer.
NO." said Mr.. White Tailed Deer,
"only It seems sensible to say what
one means"
1T does seem that way" said Mrs.
White Tailed Deer. "but I forget some
times and put in words I don't mean
and leave out those do. I didn't
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1920-07-27
I'VE Can Be SoclabIe."

mean to use that word rather at all.
Il just crept In without being noticed"
II noticed It." said Mr.. White-Tailed
Deer.
II didn't" said Mrs. White Tailed
Deer, ''or I might have been able to
stop 1t In time"
"Oh, well, it is al Strengthened up
now" said Mr.. White-Tailed Deer.
"Yes," said Nrs. White-Tailed Deer,
"and while I'm Q deer and a dear at
the same time + can't have everything
my own way and be speaker tool"
"Oh, gracious" said Mr.. White
Tailed Deer, "the very idea Of you
cracking that old, old Joke about deer
and dear. But you did say something
that interested me. You asked me II
I were still dangerous, didn't your"
NO." said Mrs. white-Tailed Deer,
''you have made mistake too. said
that your dangerous season had
passed"
"Oh, well, we've each made mis-
take In our talk so we're even that
way" said Mr.. White-Tailed Deer, but
pray tell me what you mean when you
say my dangerous season has passed"
II mean." said Mrs. White-Tailed
Deer. "that during September and Oc-
tober and November you cannot be
trusted. for you are dangerous and are
apt to 90 at creatures with your three
strong. spearlike antlers and your
great weight pushing you on"
"Oh, yea, that Is So" said Mr.. White
Tailed Deer, "but why speak Of the
fact that my dangerous season has
passed % long after the time when 1t
has passed. It's well on In the winter
now"
'Oh, WELL" said Mrs. White-Tailed
Dear. TIN 70 perfectly sure 1t has
Dasssd now. you seel"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1920-07-27
Better still.

The postmaster's boy and the pro-
fsssors' boy were playing together. A
question Of precedence arose, and the
professors boy exclaimed, "You ought
to let me 60 first! Ny fathers an
4. NJ"
Hull" replied his companion.
that's nothing. Ny fathers P. NJ"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1920-07-27
What Impressed Him.

What was the most remarkable
thing you saw in Europe?"
well, saw dukes and counts who
wern't broke, and didn't wear comic
opera costumes either"
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1920-07-27
Didn't Deserve Zero

Student-There must be some mis-
take In my examination marking. I
don't think deserve an absolute zero.
REPRESENTATION do I; but 1t =
the lswest mark I am allowed b i've.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1920-07-27
NINE "SAFEN FIRST"
POINTS FOR DRIVERS

1. Show every driver the con-
sideration you ask him to show
you.
2. Slow up for children AL
WAYS.
3. Act as you want the other
driver and pedestrian to act If
you were in his place.
A. Always signal when you
change your course. There were
1,677 street accidents last year
In which machines were dam
aged.
8. Watch out for the vehicle
on your right at all street inter
sections. Have your car under
full control. The fellow on the
cress street may not have his.
8. Do not pull onto car tracks
unless you are sure there is no
car approaching.
Z. Remove glazing headlights.
These lights cause large num-
Der Of accidents.
8. Stop behind street cars TAX
ing on or discharging passen..
gers.
8. Give good clearance to oc-
cupied safety zones.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
DEMOCRATS. HAVE GATHERED FOR
 FIRST SESSION

fContinued from Page One.)
 and was based primarily on the be- lief that the Northwest had not beeu accorded proper recognition in the convention. No one from that sec ton, they declared, was on the slate of convention officials or was promi- nently mentioned for either the presidency or the vice presidency.
 Election of the resolutions commit tee chairman was expected late in the day and at the same time the newly formed credentials committee was to take up the Georgia and Mis- souri contests while the rules com mittee was determining on a list of permanent officers for the conyen- tion. Senator Robinson of Arkansas, had been selected by the administra- tion group for the permanent chair manship and his endorsement by the committee seemed assured
 Contrary to the expectations of many delegates William J. Bryan was having little to say about the permanent organization of the con vention and it's committees. Busy 1! with his fight to put dry plank into the platform he apparently was inter posing no active opposition to the ad ministration organization program although he was credited with lending ! encouragement to the candidacy o1 l Senator Walsh for the resolution l chairmanship.
 l As in more than one previous na 1 tionaI convention MT. Bryan was look l ed upon as an unknown quantlt. l which might turn out to be decldin, l factor in almost any of the politica | equations now confronting the part leaders. No one professed to knoy what new and unexpected element h might bring into play at the critica time.
 Ramon J. DeValera, president c the Irish Republic has arrived t seek inclusion in the Democrat
 platform of a plank for recognition C
 the independence of Ireland.
 Samuel Gompers, and other 1abo
 leaders are in here in regard to labo
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
VICE CHAIRMAN KREMER PLAYS
 REPUBLICANS
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(Continued From Page One.) It has progressed in thought as OUT nation progressed in growth and at tainment. It has kept pace woth the time and has measured the tread of the advancing host of liberal govern ment-
 Our party has enever been an evasive party. Tt was not evasion that made Thomas Jefferson the patron saint of democratic government; it was not evasion that made Andrew Jackson the 4personification of hon. esty and fearlessness; it was not eva sion that made the Democratic party of today the champion of the world $ hopes, and neither will it be evasion that will make the nominee of this convention the President of the Unit ed States.
 Our party will present policies in a direct and constructive way; the Re publican platform is but an ingenious device meant to conceal irreconcilable differences.
 In delivering our message to the American people our party will raise it's anchor upon the shores of honesty and steer unfalteringIy through the straits of courage.
 With civilizations existence jeop- ardized in the recent inferno of world chaos, America reached out its hand l to stay destructive forces. We placed her once more in her exalted position and raised again the fallen torch from
 whence radiates the light that temper
 brutish hearts and softens human souls. The world is waiting to hea 1 the decision of the American cleo torate upon the covenant of tn
 League of Nations; a war-worn worl 1 implores America. to take the lead I l this great movement, and humanity voice cries out inp1oringly to ou great nation.
 Our country did not faIter in it duty to silence the guns of war; GU party will not falter in its duty t perpetuate peace.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
THE PROHIBITION ISSUE
WILL BE difficult than has been supposed fo
 Democratic National ConYention to make uno

WILL BE difficult than has been supposed for the Democratic National Convention to make unquali- fled declaration regarding prohibition.
 This difficulty out of the organization of the con venion by delegates representing the several states jorty, and indeed something like thirds states dry by their votes well by Federal enactment There fore it is probable that the committee resolutions will rather accurately reflect the position of the es since each state has but representative the committee and likely that this representative will reflect the majority opinion of his state
 But outside of the committee resolutions among delegates the preponderance prohibition to be great in inc resolutions committee may be preponderance the other way.
 The dry states usually dry by close vote, and dry state delegations will usually contain op- posed to prohibition
 If the matter is fought out upon the on it will appear that the division is close and the house equally divided operates powerfully politics against any declaration whatever.
 Anything may happen at San Francisco, but the most probable and natural conclusion will be that of omission something equivalent the Deocrac party makes clear and certain either for against prohibition, it will have uph of direct decision disputed national convention has scored within forty years
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
AMERICA'S MOTOR MADNESS

r OREIGN OBSERVERS notice how widely dis IT tributed the of the automobile They compare automobiles America with those of other countries ana hastily Americans of exravagance But the casual of less value than the unre fecing views of Americans.
 Americans telephones than people of other countries they better they eat and better food ana They better and expensive short has higher standard of lv ing than other peoples have
 of living the less the development things the line of what is absolutely
 
 Through the until America born, men have than they have consumed The low standards Of which the ancens had nhbiory of intellectual efforts which modern machinery and industrial systems have been developed.
 In times produced lte and frequent pancs reduced that little during which less done The auto mobe being great luxury performs compes people to be busy when they would otherwnse be idle
 great consuming fact of ante civilization was social organization had not become perfect enough intelligent enough to keep work moving interruptions appeared from time to me and social waste through deness greater than all the eravagance that is involved in the American high standard of living which is included the American free of automobiles
 The automobile helps to keep America working at high The manufacture automobiles absors effort that probably otherwise be wasted Unless careful observ mistaken production in America is going to point where the comfort of the people and the uxures they will be much greater than society in which the absolute ndspensables of fe shelter something to sometimes and cety type that America far from and getting farther
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
EXPECTING TO SEE WAR DECLARED ON
 JITNEY BUSSES
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(Continued from Page One.)
 the next meeting of the state legisla- ture to legislate the jitneys off the streets of. this city with. the claim that between the two servers of the public the people prefer the trolleys to the busses. If it comes to a show down between the two, the people would most likely favor the trolleys, especially the older people, as they claim it is not safe to ride in the jitneys. Other claims that will prob- ably be claimed by the Connecticut Co. are that the jitneys are not in a position to handle completely on all lines in the city and furnish enough transportation facilities to- meet the demand.
 That there is some truth in the ru- mors and that there are big doings to come in a shake up of the transporta- ton of the city was admitted by an ex-officia1s of the Connecticut Com pany when seen this morning. 'The jitneys were ruled off the streets in nearly all of the cities in Massach hu- sets and Rhode Island by the trolley companies in those states and time will produce the same situation in this state with the initial start being made in Bridgeport was the way one citi- zen expressed himself this morning. Jieney ibusses on all lines yesterday carried placards with a comparative I list of jitney and trolley fares be- to the taxpayers of the city to pat ronize them. It is more than likely l that the association of jitney owners
 have had advanced information of tht
 war that is to be waged on them b! the Connecticut Company and are al
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
PLANS PERFECTED
 FOR PAGEANT

Plans have been perfected for the musical dramatic pageant, Where Purple Shadows Play" produced by a private class of 70 pupils in musical and dramatic. art, for the benefit of children's ward of St Vincent's hos pital and St. Vincent's day nursery, which will be given Wednesday after noon and evening, June 30.
 Assisting artists will be Hiss Mar garet Hogan, Mrs. Florence Lesere Hayes, John Loxon. Paul Goulding. During the scene in "Loveland,"- sev- eraI will sing solos and two duets will also be given.
 Edward Stevens, who will play the part of the Lad in Blue of '64," serv- ed in the Battle of Gettysburg, during the Civil War, and the Lad in Khaki' will be taken by John Gilbertie, who served with the s2nd Division. dur ing the World War, in France. and has received two gold medals for va1or and bravery.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
DIED
KERRIGAN

AERRIGAN ada = In this city, June 2s, 1920. Peter F., son of Joseph and Elizabeth kerrigan, aged A years.
 Friends are invited to attend the funeral al the residence of the parents, 76 Garfield avenue, On Wednesday, June 30. at e:3o a. m., and from St. Patrick's church at 10 a. rn., with solemn high mass.
 Interment at St. MichaeFs ceme- tery Automobile cortege. D2sb* O'HARA-In this city, June 26, 1920, Henry O'Hara
 Friends are invited to attend the funeral at his late residence, 4s Marion street. on Tuesday, June 29, at 93o m., and from St. Patrick's church at 0 a. m.
 1nterment al St. MichaeFs ceme-
 tery- Autom obile cortege. a* GARDNER In Colorado Springs. Colorado, June A, 1920, Charles Stevens Gardner, of Bridgeport, Conn.,, aged 29 years.
 Funeral services will be held at
 the service room of Hawley & Will
 mot, S66 Lafayette street, on We'd
 nesday, sOth inst. at 2:3o p. m.
 Burial Park cemetery. D2sb' ALLEN-In this city. June 2s, 1920, Catherine, widow of the late Rich ard Allen.
 Friends are invited to attend the
 funeral from her late residence. 173
 Pequonnock street, on Wednesday, June SU, at 9:SO a. m., and from St
 Augustine'S church at 10 a na
 Interment at St. Michaels ceme-
 tery. D2Sb* YOUNGS-In Toronto. Canada, Fri day, June 25, 1920, Elmer S Youngs.
 Funeral will be held at the Rea6
 Memorial chapel, Mountain Grove cemetery, on Tuesday. the 29th inst at 2:30 p. m.
 Burial in Mountain Grove ceme- tery. a* PATTERSON - In Hartford, Conn. June 27, 1920, Mildred Scully, wife of Asa Patterson. Friends are invited to attend the
 funeral at the residence of her parents, MT. and Mrs. Benjamin T. Scully, 1071 Kossuth street. on Wednesday, June 30, at g a. m. from St. Charles church at 9:3o o'clock.
 Burial in St. Michael's cemetery D2Sb* WALSH-In this city, June 27, 1920 Bridget Walsh.
 Funeral from the Funeral Home of M. J. Gannan, 315 John street on Tuesday, June 29, at s:30 a. m. l and from St. Mary's church at l o'clock.
 Burial in St. Michaers cemetery l as
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
LOCAL DELEGATES
 TO ATTEND DINNER

Bridgeport sukfragists are planning to attend the Republican ratification n dinner to be held by the Twenty-sixth senatorial district at Roton Point on Thursday, at 7:30 o'clock. Buses will leave the City Hall green for the party of 30 women at 5:30, and will take the shore road to Roton Point. Reserva- tions have been made by Mrs. F. H. Riley, Mrs. A. D. Macdonald, Mrs. Frank Wilder, Mrs. Theodore Steiber, Mrs. A. S. Ambrose, Mrs. Samuel c. Shaw, Miss Gratia L. Rice, Miss Kath- ryn I. Hewitt, Mrs. James c. Mixer Mrs. Arthur M. Comley, Mrs. Ear Garlick, Miss Florence Hastings, Mrs Charles I. Crosby, Miss Mabel Biltz Mrs. Angus P. Thorne, Mrs. Arthur Connor, Mrs. James Turner, Miss Car olyn Jensen, Mrs. James T. Rourke Mrs F. Hulbbs, Miss Helen Boyd, an6 Mrs. Ralph T. Beers
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
NO FURTHER
 CHANGES EXPECTED

It was reported this morning, thai no further changes in the police de- partment will be made by the com missioners at their regular semi monthly meeting which is scheduled for Wednesday night. The recent shake-up in which Superintendent John H. Redgate and Assistant Super intendent Charles H. Suckley were retired is believed to have been the climax of an action which had long been contemplated. Matters of rou- tine business only will probably come before the commissioners Wednesday night.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
LAYING OFF HELP

HE LAYOFFS in Bridgeport, according to A mate can hardly exceed 5000 persons. Business brisk most 1Ines a in he wool industry and throughout the clothing industry nected in other lines and to extent Bridgeport
 The main difficulty is the railr.ad Bridgeport manufacturers find difficulty in getting they sannot always ship out what they produced dsiured transportation has many buyers payment until the goods received the sellers to refrain from png up goods in the warehouse
 Broadly speaking production throughout United States is at high point There few stores and obbng houses and nothing in the nature industrial sation in sight, except such railroad vice.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
LOAN HALE SUBSCRIBED

One half of Brfdgeport's quota of $15o,0o0 for the Polish government loan has been subscribed according to Dr. B. L. Snykowski, head of the drive in this city. He made this an nouheement at a mass meeting of the Polish people of the city at St. Mi chae1's hall yesterday afternoon. The chief speaker at the meeting yester day afternoon was General Stephen Grotowski and Arthur Reilly, a for mer American consul at Warsaw alsd spoke. Mayor Wilson welcomed the general to the city.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
HIT MAN WITH HORSE WHIP.

During an argument in Knowlton street, Saturday night, Patsy Fasie- line, of 467 Savoy street struck Pat rick Clancy of 1O68 Barnum avenue, across the face with a horse whip. The blow raised a heavy welt on Clancy's face. and Fasieline was ar rested on charges of assault. In the city court today Clancy claimed that the argument started when he at- tempted to stop. Fasieline beating a horse. Fasieline was fined $35 and costs by Judge Frank L. Wilder.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
Kenneth Clements.

Funeral services of Kenneth Glenn ents, nine year old son of MT. and Mrs. J. Clements were held yesterday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock at the fam fly home, 552 King street, Stratford. Rev. A. F. Chamberlain of the Strat- ford M. E. church officiated. There was a large attendance of relatives and friends. Burial was in Lakeview cemetery.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
REED AND WATSON

C~ HE REFUSAL to seat Reed Watson in the Demo-
 cratic convention will meet with Democratic iteed had been rejected by inc Democracy Watson represented delegation votes enough to elect It, Both engaged activities and policies which were not Democrae which, in Senator Reeds ease at least based upon aspiration of ing population recently American voting and thinking in foreign instead of in American terms
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
GETS $25 FINE.

For getting drunk and assau1ting Steve SunIesky. of 6S West avenue. Saturday night, Alex Kalkosky, of 160 Columbia street was fined S25 and costs by Judge Frank L. Wilder, in the City court this morning. kal- koskyi admitted that he was drunk Saturday night, but could not remem- Der his attack on Sunlesky.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
TO ATTEND CONVENTION.

Deputy Sheriff Frank Fawa nella. Anthony Fassanella, Charles Riocio and Gerdon Williams of the Howard avenue hotel will leave Saturday to attend the annual convention of the ElkS at Chicago.
 The party will make a two weeks tour of the west and Canada before returning.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28

In current politics a familiar situa- tion has arisen which makes it inn possible to please one set of voters without rnortally offending another set. There never was a time when conciliatiorS were more needed Washington Star.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
Samuel GOUlden.

Samuel GouEden died Saturday at the home of his daughter, Mrs. Joseph Delorme, 257 DeForest ave nue. He was engaged in the building business for a number of years. Two sors survive him, Lieutenant 4 lph aus Goulden of the local police force, and Norman Gou1den, and two daughters, Mrs. Arthur Fuller, and Mrs. Delorme also survive him. Funeral services took place this afternoon at o'clock from the mortuary chapel of H. E Bishop, 274 Fairfield avenue. Rev Paul E. Edwards, pastor of the First T. E. church, will conduct the ser vices Burial will be in Mountain Grove cemetery.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
NO CONCESSIONS SECURED.

Mexico City, June 2S-Negotiations with the provisional government have failed to bring concessions regarding petroleum regulations promulgated under Carranza. The negotiations will be continued, however.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
UARY
Mrs. Eliza M. Haynes.

Funeral services for Mrs. Eliza M. Haynes were held on Saturday after noon at o'clock at the family home on 107 Fremont street. Rev. Alexan- der Alison, pastor of the First Pres byterian church, ofhciated. Many relatives and friends attended. Burial was in Mountain Grove cemetery.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28

reody sending out appeals for the public to stand behind them
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-06-28
FINED FOR STEALING CEMENT

Andrew Pokar, of 148 Bond street, who was arrested yesterday on a charge of stealing a bag of cement. was fined $15 and costs in the City court this morning.