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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-08-09
IMPORTANTE A
LAS SENORAS

Ell acreditado "Sanatorio
Puerto Rico" esta actual
mente dedicado a casos de
"Maternidad y Ginecolo-
gia" bajo la competente di-
reccion Gle Ana L. de Cir
Guns, Enfermera Graduada
con TRECE amos de prac-
tica.
Si no tiene usted su me
dico ell SANATORIO Sc 10
proporcionara. Para infor-
mes d:l'iiase a la Directora,
Alla T.. de Circu,ls, Carrete-
ra 19t), Tel6fono TIA, San
turce, Porto Rico. Advt.
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"Recordar es vivir---Dante.

ria 81 llegara ser Papa, hacienda alu-
sion su modestia y su afabilidad,
respondi6:
-''Tendre una sotana blanca en- lu-
gar de una sotana roja. este sera mi
1nicc cambio. Seguire siendo ell sar.o
de siempre.''
Parece haber sido sincere al pensar
que no seria elegido Papa Monsefior
Stratimirovich, ell prelado venecl lAno,
le acompafi6 Roma hasta La pnerta del
conclave, Al despedirse, segin es de rf-
brica, expres6 la esperanza de que Ell
cardenal Sarto seria elegido Papa; y
al instante su eminencia respondio SON
riendo: mo, yo no soy de temer; de-
cidme Ell numero de vuestro telefono,
y 20 os hare saber quien ha aicanzado
ese honor. En- toda la sobreexcitaci6n
de su primer triunfo, mantuvo su pa
labra y fue en- persona al telefono, pi-
diendo simplemente ell nlmero para CO.
municar Monsenor Stratimirovich el
resultado del escrutinio v que partia
para dirigirse al Vaticano.
FL Papa Pho x no solo gustaba de los
psseos pie, sino tambi6n de ascender
a las nlontahas. Dias antes de abando-
mar Venecia por Roma, habia hecho
la ascension del monte Grappa, cuya al
tura es de chico mil quinientos pies;
rero su gran placer era, por enci1.a de
Sodos, la nlisica. Era un gran amigo
admirador de Lorenzo Perosi, ell distin-
guido director del cOro pontiical, que
fre en- otro tempo maestro en- la igle-
sia de San Marcos de Venecia Perosi
lie debe en- gran parte su carrera artis-
tica
Con motive del asesinato del rey Hum
berto, el Papa, entonces patriarca de
venecia, dirigi6 una enciclica al clero
y al pueblo de venecia, empleando las
siguientes paiabras: "EsAoy leno de
horror por ell crimen excecrable comesi-
do en- la persona de nuestro augus,o
monarca"
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-08-09
iNADA MAS QUE UN CONDISCIPULO?

En- puebto de Illinois { E. U.) vive anciano IA
amos el susento cargando carbon
earrito de solo cabalo Jaas pens6 nj
buen porque faaroh medos
especialmente e deseo La desvenciada carreta Ell
quitco cabaeo invado de viejo, coan arnbon.
Arreenado sobre Gaia vacia contenase
los episodos de amos nfantes
"Pue ustee asna ustee wee Sui
nermito Mckinley estuvmos iunto
bull tan intelgente! Nj nj memo que 10
La mar ae veces 10 game Arimetca Orto-
Estos dos muchachos, parteron del mismo
punto lq1e pudo impedir Edward Johnson
Secrearo de Estado cuando Mckinley Presdnte?
hzo que progresara acanzando gloria
quedo AL
fOs de de dscpuo tai haya used preuntadO
"iy porque? Pues ben; antes sentrse mortihcado
ceoso por exto de de sirva de
accate para redobar actvdad Estude las cir
la segura subir-la
tenga peldanos sostenida las so-
das del estudo apcacion apo
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IMCI ATEDPA Propietarii
A4NAkA61 A1AAA&A Ca+o1;,o Pa,

mud, Tsnca 6. Telefono 300, San
Juan, Puerto Rico. Situado en- una de
las Principales Gales, cerca del Tren
y del Teatro, frente los Muelles y
contiguo al Correo y demas Edifcios
Federales. Buen trato. Servicio exec
Iente, Sc admiten abonados a precios
m6dicos.
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A Los AGENTEs Y FABRICANTEs
DE RLUSAS Y CAMISAs< Tenamos

DE BLUSAS Y CAMISAG TenemoS
siempre gran existencia para vender:
Pasta Azul para estampar, $3.50 lata;
Pasta Blanca para estampar seda $500
lata; Cepillo para estampar. $1.O0 ca
da uno; Papel de Perforaci6n, $100
libra; Hilo para coser No. 90, palo de
200 yardas, $O.75 doz.; Hilo para trus-
tru, 12O,, palo de 200 yardas, $O.s5 doz.:
Hilo para bordar No. 16, blanco, $4.0O
libra; Hilo para bordar ndmero 18, blan
co, S4.0o; Hilo para bordar ndmero 35
blanco, $3.50 libra; Hilo para bordar
nnmero 1s. azul madeira. $500 Libra;
Hilo para bordar fno. para pafiuelos.
1920 madeia: Tela Nanst. 40 pulgadas,
construction $3.50 $0.4s yarda; maqui-
ma de perforar. $4,000 cada una: Ca
Jas de carton. 14x1s, $3.50 cada una.
Tijeras para cortar festones y ojales
un dollar, veinticinco centavos cada una.
Aceptanos 6rdenes para despachar por
G. o. D., por Correo o por Express. los
gastos de giros express siempre cuen
ia del comprador.-Porto Rico Flo I'm
port Co., Gale Comercio NO. Is, Ma
rina, San Juan. P r.
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vENTA de tabaco hilado al por mayor,
clase selecta. Primera y segunda. Entire
ga Immediate. Dirijase a Julio vazquez,
San Agustin 6s, Telefono 1889, Puerta
de TERRA, Puerto Rico
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lATENcIoN, c1UDADANosl

Ell MUNDO, Sc vende en- el salon
Barberfa ''Ei Modelo''. de don SANTA
go Boniila.
Sol st. Toa Alta, p. 3. Advt.
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CAUIUE Rehnsde. comfortable
NxAANAA centrico Para familias ,
transeuntes Tods clase de comodida-
des. MagnihcO servicio. Precios razo-
nables. Hay ascensor. Telefono 4S4.
Altos del Pasaje Matienzo. Gale Sal
vador Brau No. "a.
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Sc vENDE una casa de concrete de
construction moderna con cuatro Guar
tOs, sala, comedOr v servicios en- la
calle La Feria No. 8, Hip6dromo St.,
santurce. 1nfOrmara Gale San Rafael
No. 5, Hip6drOmO.
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coMPRo AUTO 'FoRD" que este ac-
tualncente al scrvicio de familia, dirija
correspondence dando condiciones y pre-
clio al apartado 75, Vega Alta. P R.
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Sc vENDE la casa No "a en- Ia Gale
de Europa, parada %. Informaran en-
el No. 15 de la misma Gale
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-08-09

Sc NECESITAN caladoras y bordado-
ras para trabajar panuelos en- trus-tru,
iniciales, etc. etc Dirijase a Stop AZ,
villa Hortensta "Avenida Antonsan-
santir, Santurce.
vENDEDoR: :~PrSctico en- merceria
Sc necesita uno que quiera trabajar a
comisi6n. Extenso nnestruario del Nor
te.-Dirijase a Miguel Aguil6, Tetuan
46, San Juan.
TAQUIGRAFA:-Desease una con conc
cimiento y practica en- ingles comercial.
Trabajo tres dias a la semana dos ho-
ras al dia. Dirijase Miguel Aguil6, San
Juan, Tetuan 46.
COLoCACION.-S ofrece colocaci6n
una se1orita en- oficina en- San Juan.
Debe saber escribir en- maquinilla y te-
ner buena ortografia. Dirijase calle
de Salvador Brau No. 1O1, San Juan.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES uno
para regentear una acreditada Far
macia en- esta poblaci6n. Pueden di-
rigirse para informes Benito Rosa
QuDiones, Moca, p r.
CALADORAS: -Damos calar a
domiciIio pahuelos en- trus trli. Infor
mara: Josefa dc CasGs. Sol Sc cal
tosl. Tel. 720 negro.
Sc NECESITA un corrector de
pruebas que tenga conocimientos de
imprenta. Informara Ell MUNDO.
?. 0. Box S45. San juan P. R.
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yada sobre las potentes paredes de
la perseverance,. Corte, tirme y
mande el adjunto cup6n v. lie es-
plicaremos el maravilloso sistema
de estudio en- ell hogar el que Sc
han beneficiado mas de COS milo
nes de estudiantes. Envfele hoy mis-
mo. enseguida.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-08-09

Sc vENDE.-Una tienda de puIperia
con casa de vivienda en- excelentes con-
diciones Tiene provisiones frescas. Hay
comodidad para campesinos proteger sus
bestdas en- grandes ranchones. Precio mo
dico. Para mas informes dirijase An
tonic Carazo, Trujillo Alto, p R,
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eR vENDE una magninca\ reSidencia
On 81 Uondadc, Aventda Magdalsna. In
formarAn ''Porto Rico Commercial uor
pOratiOn". Tel 0so-262. San Juan.
BE vENDE Sc arrienda por un ni-
nero de afios. un edifcio con frente
tres Gales, en- la Marina. Muy bien
situado, Sc puede utilizar para alma
cen, garage, ETC. Informaran en- La Jo-
yeria Bouret, San Juan, p. r.
Sc VENDE:-UNA FINCA RUS
TICA, compaosta de QUINIENTAS
CUERDAS radicada en- los barrios
de VEGA y GUAVATE, de CAYEY.
Terrenos propios para. sembrar ca
fe, tabaco cana, buena para cui-s
dar ganado. Tiene via ferrea hay
plantadas actualmente cerca de
Glen CUERDAS de cana, pudiendo
sernbrarse toda ella de cana. La atra-
viesan un rio tres quebradas. Tie
ne veinte casas para empleados una
casa grande, y tres ranches para Ia
baco. Tiene arboles de maderas de
construction. Hay telefono instalado
en- ella Para infcrmes: Apartado II,
CAYEY, P. R.
APR0vECHE AIoRA. vendo una
casa en- santurce, Gale de Salvador
Prats, parada As y cuarto. transversal
la Gale del Parque. cinco> habitacio-
mes dormitorio, sala. comedor cuarto de
bano y coSina. extenso solar, rerta $50.
Facilidades para ell pago. Infoymara Tel
bo1 San Juan, Rafael Lopez.
~~~rSye ~s1.>..~.
Sc fVENDE un piano frances marca
Chassaigne Freres sumamente barato.
Su duefia Sc embarca para Estados Uni
dos. Muy barato. Dirijase Parada 40.
''villa Hortensia''. Avenida Antonsan
ii. santurce.
vENDO 10 casas en- Santurce. Entire
elias hay de concrete armada. casas
EN- SAN JUAN. Q FINCAS RUSTI-
GAS. UNA DE CUATRo CUERDAS en-
el camino de Rio Piedras a Ca
roiina la otra de 1879 cuerdas con
dos edificios de concrete MADEIRA, en-
la carretera de Caguas. Para informes.
J. B. A. Caretera 115, santurce.
NOTA:-
CINCo HAN SIDo VA vENDIDAS
QUEDAN 10 SoLAMENTE.
Sc VENDE una casa de concrete de
construction moderna con cuatro Guar
tos sala, comedor servicios en- la
calle La Feria No. 8, Hip6dromo St.,
Santurce Informara Gale San Rafael
No. s, Hip6dromo.
Sc VENDE la casa No. "a EN- Ia calle
de Europa, parada %. Informaran en-
el No. 15 de la misma Gale.
~o-ol~>-~~~~ -1,~,l~-o~.--,-.
vENTA de tabacO hilado al por mayor,
clase selecta. Primera segunda Entire
ga Immediate. Dirijsse Julio vazquez,
San Agustin es, Telefono 1889, Puerta
de TERRA, Puerto Rico
.,A~~~~~.c,.,~-.-.,,y~
Sc vENDE.-Una tienda de pulperia
COu Sdod NC bANAohud 61l cASClc1bcS COu-
diciones Tiene provisiones frescas. Hay
comodidad para campesinos proteger sus
bestdas en- grandes ranchones Precio mo
dico.. Para mas informes dirijase a An
tonic Carazo, Trujillo Alto, p. r.
~-~-~~><y>~~~~N>~rNo~~~0~~~
EN- SANTURSE Sc venden dos herino-
SOS y elegantes abrigos de invierno pa
ra sefora. Stop 25, frente al Norma.
~~>~e>,~~~~->--~-->~---~~-
ENGLISH BULL DOG -1O meses de
edad, bonito, sano limpio Sc vende.
Dirijase al TeIefono 385. P. O. Box $50
San Juan.
MUEBLEs.-FaMdha qrg SO ausenta
vende todos sns muebles. Dirigirse quin-
ia casa Gale sagrado Coraz6n. Tel San
turce, 35s azul.
VENDO novillos para yugo.
E. del Vale Jr.
Box 90 Ponce:
Sc cOmpra.
COMpRn Alto ssFoRn,, cna es+S 40
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vENDo 10 casas en- Santurce. Entire
elias hay 8 de concrete armada. casas
EN- SAN JUAN. Q FINcAs RUsTI-
GAS. UNA DE CUATRo CUERDAS en-
el camino de Rio Piedras a Ca
roiina y la otra de 1879 cuerdas con
dos edihcios de concrete y MADEIRA, en-
la carretera de Caguas. Para informes.
j. B. A. Carretera 115, santurce.
N0TA.
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CURsoS DE taquigrafia caligrafia
por correspondence. Ensehamos por
correo Taquigrafia Gregg, en- ingles y
espafiol, y Escritura Comercial Pida
information gratis. percy School of
commerts'', Apartado 241, Ponce, P.
R.
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Sc 'vENDE un piano frances marca
Chassaigne Freres sumamente barato.
su duefa SO embarca para Estados Uni
dos. Muy barato. Dirijase Parada 40.
'villa HOrtensia''. AveDsda AntOnsan
ii. santurce.
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EN- SANTURSE Sc venden dos herlno-
SOS y elegantes abrigos de invierno pa
ra seiora. Stop 25, frente al Norma.
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CEVVT A 81 mas fresco, amplao
0AA A1AxA comedor CON vista al
mar. Departamentos para familias. Freu
ts al ediAciO del senado y cerca de los
demAs Centros ohciales, Ell mas conv0-
niente uara trahseuntes.-Se alquilan
40 camas semanal, quincenal mensual
Hospedaje complete, $500. Gale del
CristO, Mum. 16, San Juan. TelefOno,
S4S. P. o. Box 582. Propietario: Pedro
ARIETA. :.
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NECEsITAMoS un agente en- cada pue
b,o En- Ell negOciO de rstratos. marcos,
medallcnes, joyeria con retratos. insig-
MAS de logias, sociedades. Tabletas Nal
ther, etc. Para informes, Julio vAz-
quez, telefono 1889. Box 142. Puerta
de Tierrs
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EsCUELAs MTERNACIoNALES
$ (Internationai Correspondence Schools,

Apartado s7-San Juan. p. r..
Sirvanse eDviarme sin compromise al
gun0 por mi parte. todOs los datos refe-
rentes al sistema de las Escuelas para la
ensehanza de la EsDecialidad marcada
con una x.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-08-09

-Ingenieris de Fe. l-Instalaciones Elec
rrocarriles tricas
-TopogrAffa l-DinamOs Motores
-Ingenierfa MEGA. EDistribuci6n Inte
MICA ri0r Instalacio-
I-Perito Mec6nico- nes Privadas
Electricista l-Manejo de las Ins-
Direction TScnica talaciones de Va
de Tslieres Mecca por Electricas
nicos --Manejo de las Ins.
--Maquinists Mon. taiaciones de vapor
tador l-Manejo de las ma.
Taller MecSnico quinas de Vapor y
Montaje Dinamos
--Matemkticas Di. t-Msneio de las Ma.
bujo Lineai quinas de Vapor
-Matematieas Di. -Msnejo de Loco.
bujo Mec6nico motoras
-Dibujo Mec&nico EComercio
-Delinesnte de Ta- I-ContsbilidAd
lieF Mec&nico I-Mecanografia y Ia
-Construeci6n Di- qnigrsffa
buio de Msqui- EPropsgands Com.
mas plets
--Alumbrado Tran EIdioma Ingles
Was Electricos EIdioms Frances
NoEbFs spellido
Cane numero -...s-..
ciudad -. ...... Estado >...,...
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cINCo HAN sIDo VA vENDIDAs
QUEDAN 10 SoLANENTE.
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ToDo Ell QUE DESEE tener 6xito en-
amores, ser afortunado en- yjuego, desa-
rroTar facultades latentes, solicite ell
Tesoro de los "Lendus''. valor del elem
plar S1.OO. Al pOr mayor gran descuento.
Para informes, San Jose As. Agente.
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ENGLISH BULL DOG 10 meses de
edad, bonito, sano v limpio Sc vende.
Dirijase al Telefono 3s5. P. o. Box $50.
San Juan.
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APR0VEcTfE AfIORA. Vendo una
casa en- santurce, Gale de Salvador
Prats. parada 43 cuarto. transversal
La Gale del Parque. cinco> habitacio-
mes dorinitorio. sala. comedor cuarto de
bano y cotina. extenso solar. rerta $50.
Facilidades para ell pago. Infoyrnara Tel
5o1 San Juan, Rafael Lopez.
El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-08-09

VEND0 novillos para yugo.
E. del Vale Jr.
Box 90. Ponce.
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MuEBLEs.-Fanalia qrg SO ausenta
vende todos sns muebles Dirigirse quin-
ia casa Gale sagrado Coraz6n. Tel San
turce, 35s azul
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-21

\ rEW YORK, sept. 2l-rha writer
IN Of this column attended a vaude-
vile show yesterday, the first IN
a long time. Il was a good one, but
what attracted our attention most
vas the program Almost every male
performer whose name was shown
there was billed as a Jimmie, %
walt Tommy" Johnny" &C. Just
as though they were all ten-year-old
boys. Last night we got hold Of a
COPY OF the vaudeville News, an en-
tertsining little sheet published In the
interest Of the vaudeville players and
we found the same condition obtained
80 far as mems names went In &
we saw the names OF While Iierneyr
Jimmie Donneuy. Connie O'Donnen,
Al Fox Eddie Leonard LoneT Has
keu. Billy Sullivan, Jack Gobrechr
walt Wincheu. sammy smith Lew
Dockstader, Willie Hale, Harry Hay
den, Artie 1Iehlinger, Skeets Gala
CHER. Bud Boyd. Lou Morgan and so
on. An these men are Of age and all
earn mems salaries. yet from the list
you'd think e. was a gang Of kids
wouldn't lt look funny II We should
read IN the papers Of Johnnie Rookie
teller. Eierpie alcrgans Woo1le Wiz
son. Warrle Harding. Sir Jimmie
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-21
Should Hen Year Wrist Watches?

I'D wrist watches 90 out OF fashion
with the war; Some say that
none but sissies would be seen in
public with a tlmcpiece on his wrist,
but sim there are a number who de-
clare that they wore them when the
bullets were Tying fastest and are
content 70 hold on 20 EN- in peace
tines Some 80 so FAR as % say that
they would Ike 20 see any one re-
move them
So there we are. and we have the
week TO decide the question Lots
Of girls think tina their little wrists,
and none others we're made for wrist
watches Nov let's hear from all
fans On the subject
Oh up the old typewriter and ans
Wer the question:
SHOULD MEN WEAR WRIST
WATCHEsl
Shoot the answer TO The Herald.
Here's what come say.
Jack Fisher-Certainly Il he wears
% on his ankle.
Falumine JOEL have no sympathy
with the she-male who wear wait
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-21

ers vests kiddo ties. wrist watches
and have patent leather hair.
JACK o. HcurtE-I wore one with
the Fighting 1o5th and an stil wear
ing It. Nothing was said then, so
why make wise cracks noW2
Bohby-If man wears a wrist
watch rot an alar mclock, its
all right provided he doesn't look at
IL all the time.
Hon and Dearie-Don't some Of
these fool men look silly enough with
their near moustaches and pinched IN
waists without adding a wrist watch
20 their make upg
Limited-Wrist watches we're made
10 grace a pretty wrist, not a clumsy
one.
Carmaneua-Certain not, unless
he doesn't mind being called q Sissy.
Practical Pete-Im not e sissy, but
] find a wrist watch useful. comfort
able and pickpocket proof. which is
70 be considered IN these days OF
H C. l.
J. n. DoIlay-No. Some men would
ike 20 wear skirts II they were
allowed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-21
Short SnatCheS
From EUe1yZChere
Nor Is joint the only thing
-orld IS out of-Boston Herald.

NOT Is Joint the only thing the
world Is out of-Boston Herald
Interest In the election so far seems
to be most intense among the candi-
dates--Boston Globe.
So far the campaign IS dry enough.
it seems TO US. 20 satisfy even a pro-
bitionlsE-Columbia Record
The government IS making a liquid
fuel from straw The campaign kind
should produce an extremely vola-
tile gas.-Sun and New York Herald
The cost OF living would be not
near the burden 1t IS II people could
manage to get along without such
luxuries as the necessides.-Detroit
News.
Some papers spell the mayor Of
Cork's name ''McSWiney," and others
insolvency" The British gown
ment seems determined 70 spell Il
Dennis"
we used to get excited about a coal
strike Now it's Just like bad cold
that comes every fall and winter re-
CARELESS Of precautions - Grand
Rapids Herald
There are two sides to every ques-
ton, and even II there were three we
beliece that each OF our splendid Ohio
candidates for president could be on
all OF them at once.-Grand Rapids
Press.
A New York man has sued a drug
gist for selling him hair tonic which
caused his head TO double in size.
Thirsty New Workers are likely TO
make a run on that drug store---SL
Louis Star.
A smart husband encourages his
wife's social activities, on the theory
/ that she viii get all the salad she
I Graves in the middle OF the afternoon
l instead OF at regular meal time
Kansas City Star.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-21

Unlawful for a Man to kiss His
Wife 10 the Streets Of Madrid" says
The Herald Who'd want 70 kiss his
vile u he we're in 5ladrid2
Italian Volcano Is Nor q Real
one" says a scientist But he's from
Los Angeles.
10000 Useless Employees in wash
ingtons' says Blanton- Besides him
self does he mean2
The story OF the widow. the
widoWer and the FL Paso realtor was
a good one. anyway, Il should teach
widowers and bachelors to stay away
from FL Paso realtors.
Texas Can Be Put in Column for
6. O. P" says a headline. What a
sad old world this wound be without
its optomists.
"'1f Points to gave World. Says
a German" He must o meant pints.
Country Station Agents
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-21
Motorists Utterly Disregard Speed Regulations OF City
Bureau aims To Solve Farmers Problems On Business Basis

their work in various examinations.
Not that this national board should
say what text books should be used.
but a standard Of requiem ents might
be obtained which would enable the
various states 10 use what text books
&c might. desire. provided that the
standards were fixed This board
might well have authority on the
maEimum and minimum salaries 20 be
paid teachers holding the various
classes OF certificates. but might wen
determine these salaries as much
upon the number OF successful years
OF teaching as the kind Of certificates
held BY the teachers. The enforce
ment OF this could be insured by
Withholding a national allowance for
schools TO the various states until
their teachers contracts had been
signed"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-21

THE other day Luke Mathewsla was
1 wondering what had become Of the
old-fashionsd country dog that used TO
sit ont IN the front yard and bark all
night long at nothing. Poke EaEley
says the dog has been duly shot.
This morning the Rye Straw store
keeper made a mistake and opened a
box Of crackers bottom-side up, and
SIZE Kildew went and got choked eating
one Of them upside down.
=
Salem Barlow, our eminent banjo
picker, can now sing and play at the
same time. We don't know whether
this is a good idea or not, as the two
noises together down out each other.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-21

the country. Their main efforts seem
70 be for the betterment OF asricul-
ture. not through special legislative
faFors. nor through political powers,
nor yet at the expense Of any class
OF citizens, but through a proper re-
lationship with all These declarations
were not born in a spirit OF revolt
They were not nourished on class
hatred There is no destructive
strain IN their pedegrees-
I favor a national department Of
education said Carol C.. NanArk- 7
think such a body should decide when
teachers examinations are to be held
in each state, and where, and that il
should send out the questions which
are 70 determine what class Of certlt.-
cate the teachers should receive for
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-21

= rASY a man waits until after 80. 70
M look for real love-and then dis
- covers that his eyes are so dim
he can't tell It from al the g!ittering
when a man tells a pretty girl
that he "a married, she never
quite knows. from hia manner
whether he O. bOustins. apolosiH-
ing, or looking for sympathy.
In these days OF riding breeches.
overaus, boomers and one-piece
bathing suits. it looks as IL girl
were going out OF her EEay 20 make
the "seX-appeaI' when she wears
How in u that a man can get
more service out OF a waiter with
a eroETI and a 5o-cent tip, than a
woman can coax from him with n
dollar and q Hmilcf
Experience" is the gentle name
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-21
Stories FOr ~ 80 o.
UNCLE WICGIY HELPS TEACHER.
BY HOWARD II. GAHTs.

e fla bad cIap- Wei, Tou cal' {
have Uncle WlgEily's sousel7 barked
the puppy dog boy. Come on. fel-
lows. let's tickle the Pip with our
sharp lollypop sticizsi Come on
Tickle him until he hoWlsl"
''oh. mol Don't tickle nell III be
good III run away and not take
Uncle Wlsglly's souse." said the Pip
siseHah. and he Jumped cut o. the
window Just as Jackie and Peetla and
a lot OF the animal boys rushed az
him TO tickle him with the sharp
sticks from which they had eaten the
lollypop candles
Then the Sunny was very happy,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-21

and the lady mouse teacher vas glad
he had brought the loIypops 70 help
her il her number work And, after
q while, Johnnie learned 70 answer
10 the hickory nut example,. the an
sWer % which was five nuts instead
OF five lollyuopa- So everything cane
out all right, and u the pussy cat
doesn't try 70 crow ike a rooster
and make the boiled egg jump out Of
the apple dumping. III ten you next
about Uncle TTirgily and the Gumpy.
Copyrights 1890. By Mcclure News
fnauer syndicate.