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The St. Joseph observer., 1920-05-08


gates will finally be seated-for the
proceedings were entirely regular.
Got Their Breath Back
By this time the regular" con-
vention had gotten its breath back
and realizing-but too late-what
had been done. went hog wild. Chair
man Otis yelled to Swafford to put
EN- out!" and Coal Oil Bill having by
this time sufficiently fabricated his
dolph by the scruff of the neck and
started to hustle him out Randolph
seized hold of a bench and hung. BY
this time his delegation started to his
help and the regulars" with fierce
yells started to help the struggling
swafford-and right there the fun
started.
Vert Brown Of the Albus- Boyer
section seized Swafford and Swat
ford swung at him. Brown swung
back and they mixed. Then the
crowd "all mixed" and DIR. Morgan
of st. Joseph hit Brown in the face
and diseolored an optic. The blow
was hard enough to floor him, but
the crowd was so dense he could mot
fall. Then Fred Roth of st. Joseph.
Philley adherent swung at Boyer
but the latter ducked and swatted
Roth in the neck. BY this time fifty
men were into it, and all that could
be seen was a wilderness of striking
arms and mixing heads. Donney.
brook in its most palmy days never
witnessed its equal.
Then the she<iff
About this time Sheriff Walker
who had been hurriedly sent for. ar
! rived >0n the scene and got into tn,
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-05-08
And Don't You Forget It,

The republicans Of this state need
not get cocky because there were
some differences at the Joplin con-
vention. Missouri is democratic. and
she il going to stay democratic and
don't you forget it.-Moberly Demo-
crat
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-05-08

tions than at any other place in the
country.
This picture shows only a part Of
field, where track meets are held, is
one Of the finest in the land. Uncle
Sam furnishes all the paraphernaIia
too.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-05-08
SENATOR REED AND
THE LUSITANIA
An Injustice Done Missouri's
Senator in Reference to
the Sinking
HE DID NOT "CoNDoNE"
THE OUTRAGE

In n Strong Editorial Printed I'm the
New York Herald the Speeches
Which Senator Reed Made at the
Time of the Sinking and in the
Past Few Months Fully Disclose
the Fact That lie Never Made Such
Country With All His Strength.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-05-08

our old friend 7. A. d. (Tad) might
get a good subject for his Indoor
Sports" series if he were to visit the
Great Naval Training Station at San
lads do their stunts on the ropes.
bars, rings. etc. Undoubtedly there
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-05-08
Then the Sheriff

About this time Sheriff Walker.
who had been hurriedly sent for. ar
rived~0n the scene and got into the
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-05-08

In the Circuit Court OF Buchanan County
Missouri, to the May term, a. d. 1920.
State OF Missouri County OF Buchanan, IS.
Bertha Sergeant Plaintiff,
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-05-08

IN the Circuit Court OF Buchanan County,
Missouri. to the May Term, A ID. 1920
State OF Missouri, County Of buchanan, SIS
Nancy Liggatt .....................Pla Plaintiff
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
BEANS MADE HIT WITH HIM
Confirmed Woman Halter Finally Sue
cun1bed to Culinary Ability That
Reminded Him of Home.

When I worked on a cattle ranch in
Wyoming. l chummed with cowboy
named Hank. who was a genuine
woman hater, writes a correspondent.
His mother died when he was a child,
and a stepmother, stepsisters and step
aunts had treated the boy so unkindly
that he learned to distrust and dislike
all women. If by chance any woman
stopped at the ranch house Hank
would seek other quarters.
He often deplored the fact that
western cooking did not measure up
to eastern standards. Well, Hank be-
came foreman, and / was fairly
stunned when he announced that he
was to marry girl who cooked in a
boarding house in town.
However did it happen?" | asked
IN amazement.
Simple enough" he made answer.
81 discovered that she cooks baked
beans just like they do in Boston"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
ANIMALS END THEIR LIVES
Collie Dogs Said to Become Despond-
ent and Weary OF Existence When
Usefulness Is Over.

Some animals really commit suicide,
says writer in London Answers.
A dog either from old age or suffer-
ing from an incurahle malady, will leap
into the sea- Especially is this true
Of collie dogs. A kind of melancholy
seems to take possession of them
when their activities and usefulness
are impaired.
The writer has known a Scotch col
lie to take, as it were, a farewell look
at the old herding hills one day and
then to plunge into the sea with a
whining cry, and thus end its misery.
Hunters have known the elk buck
and other big game to leap over preci-
pieces deliberately and mangle them
selves when the man-enemy was with
in steady range of his prey.
A stork has been known to perish
in confagration rather than desert
her little, helpless brood.
A swallow was seen flying back and
forth to its nest after a wicked wreck
ing of her nest by some mischievous
Erchins. She was running the same
risk as her birdlings, and seemingly
faced the prospect of their fate I'M
finchingly.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
SCORE ONE FOR kRs. JONES
Neat Retort That Certainly Should
Have Made Fler Better Half Do
Some Thinking.

How he ever happened to do it, heav-
en- only knows, but Jones really
Thought home small box of candy
and gave it to his wife with a lordly
and gracious air. Mrs. Jones managed
to overcome her establishment suff1-
GENTLY to thank his1, but evidently
Jones did not regard her expressions
Of appreciation as adequate to the oc-
casion, for he observed
Il happened to be with Smith when
he gave his wife a present yesterday.
Now, there's woman who can really
show man that she appreciates a
thing! Her expressions Of thanks were
really charming"
DOUBTLESS. but consider how much
practice she has," Mrs. Jones respond
ed sweetly.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
All Titled.

The Doctors family had just moved
into a more exclusive residence dis
trict and all the members were much
given to Boosting over this. Even the
nine-year-old daughter tol6 of it to her
small playmates at school. why, it's
just like having a title" she ended.
Everything that comes to our place
has written on it after our names,
Collect place..
Another little nine-year-old shifted
very disdainfully. "Oh, if that is
what you mean, we've got one too
she Informed the audience, "and it's
almost like yourn. Right after our
name on everything that comes to
our house, they write, Collect,
please. Exchange.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
His Business in Post Office.

The commercial traveller met Sandy.
the canny one. emerging from the post
office.
"Ah, Sandy!'' cried the commercial,
ait is good to see as prosperous a
farmer as. yourself-not forgetful of
his country You have been in the
post Office to purchase war bonds?"
Nay" said Sandy easily.
"Oh Then perhaps you have put a
little money in the savings banks, that
1t may help the country?"
May"
"Wen," said the traveller as a last
resort, 81 suppose that you have
bought a postal order to send to some
poor acquaintanceT
NAY; I've been in to fill my foun-
tain London Ideas.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
Surely a Mean Employer.

Emery" observed Bill 'Awkins, -
ear as yer got a job
Eyes" answered the sad Emery, u
ave got job"
eyer don't appear very appy about
it, do yer?" asked Bill. "Ain't yer
foreman decent cove, then?'
"Oh! Els a mean. low-minded fell
ler!'' cried the outraged Emery. les
dirty dorg, e is. Got Unlike no
tons as 'ow gents like me should be
treated. FIR instance, would yer be
lieve it, e actually took the legs off
the wheelbarrers so as cove can't sit
down an rest? oh, 'e's mean dorg y
London Ideas.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
Peril OF GROWING Pains.

Little John lad put in very hard
day of playing end that night he said
Mother, oh, bow my knee aches y
"That is just a growing pain and
will be all right in the morning." re-
piled his mother.
At that John exclaimed: But the
pain Is In just me knee, and is one OF
my legs going to be longer than the
other?"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09

Compound SO tried it. Now / feel all
right and can work better. You have
my permission to publish this letter. ;"
VERONA KoPPL, q Oak Ridge Ave-,
Summit, N. j.
If you have warning symptoms such
as a sense of suffocation, hot flashes,
headaches, backache, dread of i'm
pending evil, timidity, sounds in the
ears, palpitation of the heart, sparks
before the eyes, irregularities, con-
stipation, variable appetite, weakness,
inquietude, and dizziness, get bottle
OF Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and begin taking the medicine at
once. We know it viii help you as it
did Mrs. Koppl.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09

ing Cn%1ge OF Lie
and l think it is a
good remedy in such
a condition. / could
not. digest my food
and had much pain
and burning in my
S t o m a c h a fter
meals. / could not
sleep, had backache,
and worst o f a IL
werethe hot flashes.
/ saw in the papers
q h ont WpUetahla
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
Don't Foroet cuticura TaIcum

When adding to your toilet requisites.
An exquisitey scented face, skin, baby
and busting powder and perfume, rem
dering other perfumes super1uous.
You may rely on it because one OF the
Cuticura. Trio (Soap. Ointment and
Talcum). &c each everywhere. ADV
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
No Wonder.

You say that something at the
banquet last night disguised you?
Chester-Yes had too much climate
Sat between a California native son
and man from Florida New York
Evening Post.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
To Mend Broken China.

A cheap and easily prepared ce-
ment for broken china is lime mixed
with the white of an egg. Only take
sufficient white of an egg to mend
one article at a time, and mix thor
oughly with a small quantity of lime.
Apply the mixture to the place where
the article is broken, and in a short
time the cement will set and become
quite hard.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
Temporary Truce.

Grace hear that Charles and Hell
en- have made up their quarrel.
Gussle- Only temporarily. They are
going to be married soon.-Edinburgh
Scotsman.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
Not a PHILOSOPHER.

"What is your philosophy in life?'
Friend, / don't know thing about
philosophy. Il amt never studied
much. All do is take things as they
come, and make the best of EN-"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
AS 1t Seems to Be.

What does the critic say about the
show?"
"He says it's a good, clean, whole
some little play and ought to be sup
ported"
"Oh, dear, let's go somewhere
else"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
You Can't Rub Ii Away;
Rheumatism is I'm the Blood

Imatism until you cleanse your
blood of the germs that cause the
disease. S. S. S. has never had an
equal as blood purifier and scores
Of sufferers say that it has cleansed
their blood Of rheumatism, and re-
moved all trace Of the disease from
their system.
Get a bottle of S s. S., and get
on the right treatment to-day. Spe-
cial medical advice free. Address
Medical Director, III Swift Lab
oratory, Atlanta. Ga.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
The Raoe.

The movie star was sobbing as if
her heart would break
Whats the matter, dearie?" asked
her friends.
81 want TO get a divorce" replied
the teary one, "but my husband is so
good to me that l cannot find any
grounds. Film Fun.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
Linirnents WI We've Cure.

If you are afflicted with Rheu-
matism, why waste time with lini-
ments, lotions and other local appli-
cations that never did cure Rheu-
matism, and never will?
Do not try to rub the pain away.
Try the sensible plan of finding the
cause of the pain, and go after
that. Remove the cause, and you
remove the pain.
You will never be rid Of Rheu
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09

A spendthrift gets tight occasionally,
but miser is always tight.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
WOMEN OF
MIDDLE AGE
May Pass the Critical Period Safely
and Comfortably By Taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.


Summit, N. J.-'I have taken Lydia
e. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound dur
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09

Honesty cannot be bought or sold
1t is not marketable.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09

To have what we want is riches;
but to be able to do without is power.
George Macdonald.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
False Claims.

without
" n Physician remedies for herself
know Baby remedies especially prepared for
Baby Mothers give nothing their
specially for babies recommended their Physician
kill, child
thirty been aiding
ii. Always keep n the house.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09
ASPIRIN
Name ''Bayer" on Genuine

"Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin" is genu-
Inc Aspirin proved safe by millions
and prescribed by physicians for over
twenty years. Accept only an unbroken
"Bayer package" which contains proper
directions to relieve Headache, Tooth.
ache, Earache, Neuralgia, Rheumatism,
Colds and Pain. Handy tin boxes of IL
tablets cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger "Bayer packages" Aspirin
10 trade mark Bayer Manufacture Mon
oaceticacidester Of Salicylicacid.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-07-09

Our idea of q true heroine is mar
ried woman who doesn't say that she
wishes she had remained single.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-15
# POSLAM CAN
HELP YOUR SKIN
DO LET It

II Poslam holds any comfort,
any satisfaction for you in being
the means to relieve and eradicate
eczema or any stubborn skin trou-
bic, let it bring you these benefits
at once. They will seem ever so
welcome If you have suffered long.
There is no risk; Posam cannot
harm; its work Is known to be
highly successful. Soothes, stops
itching. brings quick Improvement.
A little does much because it is
highly concentrated Clears red, in
famed compilations overnight.
Sold everywhere. For free sam
pie write to Emergency Baborator-
les, 24S West Attn ST., New York
City
Urge your skin to become clear
er, brighter, healthier by use of
Poslam Soap, medicated with Pos
lam.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-15
BOY ACCIDENTALLY
SHOT BY PLAYMATE

nv MORNING JOURNAL SPECIAL LEAsso wIasI
Peoria, Ills, June 14.-Ray-
mond Harris, aged nine, is in
tears and hysterical tonight, UNI
able to tell a connected story of
the events leading to the shoot
ing of his playmate, Audie Parker,
aged thirteen, here today
Mrs. Grace Rastetter. a neigh
Dor, told the police she saw the
two. boys playing ABOUT the yard
and saw them enter the Parker
house. Several minutes later she
heard shot, and on running to
the house she found the body of
Audie on the living room floor
with a bullet wound in the back
of the head. Raymond had dis
appeared, Mrs. NJ. Maddox, the
dead boys mother, works down
town.
Raymond told the police, when
he was found, that he ran up
stairs and jumped from a win
dow. After telling several con-
ficting stories, Raymond declared
to the police that the shooting
was accidental. He is being held
pending the inquest.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-15
CLASS Of SALTS
CLEANS KIDNEYS.
If your Back hurts or BIad-
der bOtherS you, drink
lots of water,

When your kidneys hurt and
your back feels sore, don't get
scared and proceed to load your
stomach with a lot Of drugs that
excite the kidneys and irritate the
entire urinary tract. Keep your
kidneys clean like you keep your
bowels clean. by flushing them
with a mild. harmless salts which
removes the body's urinOus waste
and stimulates them to their nor
n al activity. The function of the
kidneys Is to filter the blood. In
,24 hours they strain from it 500
grains of acid and waste, so we can
readily understand the vital i'm
portanCe of keeping the kidneys
active
Drink lots Of water--you can't
drink too much; also get from any
pharmacist about four ounces of
Jad Salts; take a tablespoonful in
a glass of water before breakfast
each morning for few days and
your kidneys will act fine. This IA
nous salts is made from the acid of
grapes and lemon juice, combined
with lithia. and has been used for
generations to clean and stimulate
clogged kidneys; also to neutralize
the acids in urine so 1t no longer
is source of irritation, thus end
Ing bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive, cannot
iniure; makes n delightrt eferves-
cent Whitewater drink which
everyone should take now and then
to keep their kidneys clean and
active. Try this, also keep up the
water drinking, and no doubt you
win wonder what became of your
kidney trouble and hackache.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-15

THE UNIVERSITY of New Mexico
has for sale the following surplus
property: Cast and sheet iron
scrap; one upright boiler, one dump
wagon, one Windmill, one smoke
stack; 200 feet galvanized troughs,
galvanized water pipes, roofing iron
scrap; galvanized water tank. ticket
cage, trailer, fifteen iron barrels,
cast iron pulley, SO" diameter. 6"
face; one vertical steam engine, re-
versible with balance wheel and fly
wheel; one horizontal center crank
engine with balance and fly wheel;
three rolls SO" woven wire fencing,
two rolls As" woven wire fencing,
one roll 50" woven wire fencing,
five rolls used barb wire, five rolls
used smooth wire, five hot water
tanks, 80 gallons; used chicken
wire, $40 cedar fence posts, T.; 80
cedar fence posts, g.: so cedar fence
posts, IS; ten steel flag poles, four
bath tubs, nine wash basins, three
barrels radiator pipe collars.
used laundry stove, two sheet iron
stoves, ten gallon bottle, one small
duplex steam pump. 3"X2"x3"
(Gardner); water fountain, one two
inch Mueller strainer, one 2 u" pop
safety valve, one road drag, one
hand spray and tank with wheels.
one seed drill, one rear automobile
axle. one disc harrow, one ditch
digger, one right hand stirring
pillow, one small right hand pillow.
one road pillow, one double shovel
pillow, one weed cutter, one cast iron
kettle, one thirty tooth section har-
row, one twenty-five tooth section
harrow, one hose cart for garden
hose, one pressure cooker, one hand
cement mixer, one cement machine
for making cement thing. one
chime steam whistle, brass scrap,
one bell, scrap lumber. Bids must
be submitted in writing to cover
any or all of the property listed
above and sales will be made when
bids are received. The
university reserves the right to re-
ject any or all bids. Persons inter-
ested can see any of this property
by application to the university Of
flee. Phone $50.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-15
OFFENSIVE BREATH
CALLS FOR CALOMEL
TAKE A CALOTAB
The Nausealess Calomel Tablet
That Is Purified From Danger
and Unpleasant Effects.

Do you ever have a bad taste I'm your
mouth in the morning, heavy breath
coated tongue. headache nervousness
with let-down feeling You need Gallo
mel nothing else will cleanse your liver
thoroughly Try Calotabs, the nausealess
tablet that IL delightful to take and de
lghtful in effect. one tablet at bedtime.
with a swallow of water,--that's all. No
taste, no gripping, no salts, nor nausea
Wake up in the morning feeling Ike
two-year-old, bright. cheerful, energetic
aud with a hearty appetite for breakfast
Eat what you please-no danger, Gallo
tabs are so entirely delightful to take
and SO pleasant in effect that the man
ufacturers have authorized your drug
eist to refund the price as a guarantee
that YOU win he delighted with Calotabs
Sold only in original sealed packages,
price thrty-fve cents. At drug stores
everywhere (adv.)
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-15
0NE-TENTH OF INCOME
FOR RELIGIOUS WORK

10y MORNING JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASED WIRE ~
Cleveland, June 14.-More than
500 members of the Baraca-Phila-
thea union pledged themselves to
give one-tenth of their incomes
next year to religious work, at
the concluding session of the
twenty-second annual convention
here today.
The pledged tithers comprised
more than three -fourths of the
delegates present. Their promise
followed an appeal by George
Hayes, of Louisville, ny.
Among the international officers
chosen were Marshall A. Hudson,
Syracuse, president; Frank f.
Grubert, Syracuse, treasurer, and
A. s. Hampton, Detroit, general
secretary.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-15
Rheumatism Comes
From Tiny Pain Demons

its source, and cleanse the blood Of
its cause.
The most common form of
Rheumatism is caused by millions
of tiny disease germs which infest
the blood. The one and only
sensible treatment, therefore, is
one which cleanses the blood of
these germs, and routs them en-
tirely out of the circulation>
This is why S. S. S.. the greatest
known blood purifier is so success
full in the treatment of Rheuma-
tism. 1t is powerful cleanser of
the blood. and will remove the dis
ease germs that cause your Rheu-
matism, affording relief that is
genuine.
S. S. S. is sold by all druggists.
Free literature and medical advice
can be had by writing to Chief
Medical Adviser, sol Swift Labora-
tory, Atlanta, Ga.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-15
ASKS $4,000 RANSOM
FOR RETURN OF BABY

Mdrristown, Pa, June IA
letter was received To-Day by the
parents of months-old Blakeley
Couehlin. kidnapped June 2. which
George II. Coughlin, the father,
said he believes is from the alb
ductor. The letter is signed 1.-THE
Crank" and demands $4,000 ran
som, 1t is the seventh letter, ap-
and the writer used the appellation
given him by Mr.. Coughlin when
the first letter was received.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-15
AMATEUR BASEBALL

\ home run. the second of the
season, by Glassman. was the fea-
ture of the battle yesterday be-
tween the White Sox and Pirates Of
the Twilight baseball club. The
White SoX won the game, which at
the beginning wa featured with
brilliant plays. but which later de
veloped into a very loosely played
contest. The final score stood 10
to II.
Wednesday, the Scouts meet the
dreaded Pirates and on Thursday Il
game will be played between the
White SoX and the b, Q. P's.
The Tigers win meet the Little
Giants in a game this afternoon.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-15
HUNDREDS OF FARM
HANDS ARE WANTED
IN EASTERN TEXAS

An appeal for hundreds of farm
laborers has been sent out from
eastern Texas to assist in harvest
ing the immense crops of maize
and cotton that have been grown in
that section this year. Sixty cents
an hour and board are the wages
offered. Harvesting will begin
about June II and will last into
the latter part of August. Accord
ing to the information received
work will be plentiful throughout
the fall and early winter at good
wages. Those Interested are asked
to apply to Floydada or Lockney,
Texas.