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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23
little LnterDeus
FL PaSo Is Liable To Run Short OF Gas In Next Year
PaSo Del Norte Manager FavorS C.. of C. LuncheonS

night shifting at the radiator cap Of
every Lizzie you see parked along
the street until you come to one
which has wood alcohol in II to pre-
vent freezing. When you find one
drain off the alcohol and take It home
in a bucket To this you add a quart
Of prune juice and an ounce-of citro-
nella TO Keep off mosquitoes. a dash
OF formic acid and then cook over a
slow fire in an aged rubber boot
stirring with q licorice root, This is
what Roe says they drink n Wash
ington. AMI IL viii make a man wake
up in the dead OF night and bite his
father"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23
The American Menace.

THE American people are face to face with condition
that Is eTen more menacng than enemies Of the const
tuition That condition the growing decline Of mental
physical standard It IS mighty fine thing TO look
at al times the bright side Of things but blindness to
the sadder side Of things has caused many disaster The
deer that blind IN eye shot by the hunter,
the old fable said.
Dr. Martin Foss Of Chicago, who brought to lee
fure on physical culture here brought home TO some
serious truths when said that 5000 persons die need
lessy every month in the United States That totals 500
900 every year In addition to the persons who die there
countless thousands who 90 to hospitals every year be-
cause violations Of known laws Of health The Amer
can people i've in haste The smoke too much and
get too little exercise The automobile has almost made
exercise obsolete Organic diseases daily the in
crease The result IS the average American lives IS years
less thar should, according to health authorities
Our insane asyums and penal institutions are hleo
with victims OF broken health Usually the broken mind
has faulty body for foundation Something must bring
US to our senses before become race Of physical
wrecks The road to health is simple if one has fair
start Fresh air. exercise, wholesome diet plenty Of sleep
and less haste would save US
It Is the man Of IS and past who should be most con
cerned At middle age the habit gradually grows men
to avoid Inconvenience They seek comfort to the extent
that fatty degeneration starts Artificial means Of pro-
ducng the results Of exercise sought Kidneys and
hearts play the usual daily story of heart disease
OF urenc acid poisoning is read poor Bill we say. The
flowers are bought The condolences extended and Bill
IS forgotten Then It IS Jack and Bob and Mack It IS the
same N thousand cities But still VII not learn
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23
Ripping Rhymes
MAXIM AHit

FRIEND whose years gain rsnown;
"A he tried all win attention. folks talking
all
odes and would them
And
he'd failed projects twenty resigned
a-pny He
show the eouse and the jail editor witty
with his bunch legislature
its produce nature
a
Copyright George Matthew Adams WALT MASON
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23

The Cork City Women's Unionist
Association have passed a resolution
protesting against any breach Of the
legislative union with Great Britain
and declaring that events have shown
that no measure Of home rule within
the empire will satisfy the extremists
or put a stop to the politictl agita-
ton In Ireland
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23
A Line O. Cheer
Each Day O. The Year
By JOHN KENDRICK BANGS.

THE MINER
GOD made him. Well, since that's
u the case
Howe'er he lacks in outer grace,
However he inclines to sin.
There must be something good with
IN
And that is why IN every man
I try TO find what good I can.
As miners seek the gold that lies
Beyond the reach Of human eyes.
Copyright, 1920, by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23


THEY CALL him Brother.
BECAUSE HE'S two years old.
AND HAS a sister.
WHO IS four years old.
AND I know them both.
AND THEY call me uncle.
WHICH TN really not.
THIUGH I wiz admit.
THAT IT pleases ne
AND EVERY little while.
I CALL on them.
AND THEY make me read.
FROM SILLY books
AND GET down on the floor.
AND MUss my clothes.
AND THEN once in a while.
To PAY for that
THIS BROTHER boy.
CLIMBS on my lap.
AND PUTS his cheek.
CLOSE Up to mine.
AND JUST lays there.
AND ISN'T afraid
OF A single thing.
IN THE whole wide world.
AND HOWEVER feel
I DON'T. quite know.
But IT'S mighty good
AND YESTERDAY.
i CALLED on him.
AND WE had our romp.
AND READ strange things
FROM A great big book.
WHERE ANNALS dwelt
AND ROAIPED some more.
TILL ] get tired.
AND SAT me down.
IN A big arm chair.
AND BROTHER came. =
AND CLIMBED on me.
AND GRUNTED a lot.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23
We TOWNE GOSSIP
Registered s Fatsnto


I AND MADE the grade.
AND LoOKED me over.
AND KISSED ne damply.
A COUPLE Of times
AND TIRED ike.
LET HIS blonde head rest
AGAINST MY vest
AND THERE he lay.
WITH BIS face tight pressed.
AND THE thrill OF it.
WENT OVER me.
AND held him close.
AND HIS mother said.
HOW GRAND he was.
AND agreed,
AND WAS very glad
THAT HE liked me so.
AND THERE he lay.
FOR THE longest time.
AND THEN looked up.
AND AROUND his mouth.
HE HAD turned to green
WITH STRIPES Of blue.
IN LIQUID form
THAT TRIoKLED down.
TO BIS clean white blouse.
AND I looked at myself
AND THE sweet young thing
HAD CHEwED my tie.
so THAT when got home.
I HAD to throw It away.
But EVEN at that
I STILL believe.
HE'S On the square.
WHEN HE hugs me tight
THANK you.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23

King George, it is said. is fond OF
collecting cartoons and humorous
paragraphs concerning himself which
appear in the newspapers
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23

CURELY. you'Fe known him. or met
y him, or heard OF hlml
He is a good husband
A nice, kind, reliable husband.
With most Of the virtues. and no
glazing faults
Except onei
He simply WILL NOT listen, when
his wife speaksl
He simply cannot discuss a subject
with her, sanely and rationallyl
II she should announce from the
house-tops that the end Of the world
had come. he would not be impressed.
II she eXclaims al the beauty OF
the sky, or the perfection OF the
weather.
his whitening response IS. Wen
did you want IL to rainz"
And, no matter WAT suggestion OF
complaint she may utter.
he invariably silences her with the
slogan.
''An right All right III agree
to anythingi
Anything for PEACEr
Words fair enough-and beautiful
II only he meant them.
but what he actually means IS,
It's not worth while arguing with
you You don't know what you're
talking about. and I couldn't make
you understand. II I tried.
you're only a Woman-and per
tectly unreasonable,
shakespeare,s tragedies is called the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23

MISS FAWN LIPPNCUT gave a 275
w percent luncheon. t'day. Nobuddy
knew En- Moots's youngest girl WIZ
worlin' til she begun t wear a fur
coat.
cnprrleht. National Nsvspaper service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23

shakespeare's tragedies is called the
melancholy Dance
8. OF what state Is the city OF Phoe-
nix the capital2
z. Who was Cicero2
s. What IS a protocoI2
9. Who was Edward McDowell3
TO- Where is Costa Rica2
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23

FL Paso motorists do not need to become elated owe
the supreme courts decision that the DINNER" lay
is invalid; they won't get their fines and costs back Tn
moneys "done been spent"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23

KEEP SMILING.
Be up and doing, cling 70 cheer,
The outlook still is hopeful, 1olkss
The time viii comet may be near
When we shall cease TO have TO hear
Uncanny prohibition Jokes
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23

Those persons Who thin Ireland, with only 100000
pouuaton isn't large enough be Independent nation
should remember that the American colonies big
enough with only 100000 population.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23


when Its owners
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23

Business men viii not overlook the fact that many Of
the orders they receive they get the telephone Any
thing tt VIII reduce the number Of residence telephones
used viii hurt business.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23
The Husband Who viii
n HELEN ROW. AND

CURELY. you've known him. or met
y him, or heard OF hint
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23

The beadiner was mistaken There IS never any douo
about the outcome Of an election IN Louisiana but Their
Sometimes is doubt about the result Of primary.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-23

THIRTY-NINTH YEAR
plete news report BY
covering Arizona. New
York Entered a. the
The Washington times., 1920-04-09
FLOOD Of BRITISH
cold TO AMERICA
Report Declares Shipments Are
Being Made to Boost ex-
change Rates.

British gold. now being sent to the
United States In steadily inoreasinx
volume, 10 being partly used to pay
OF tho Anglo French loan. This state
ment. based upon unofficial Adylces,
was vouchsafsd by Treasury Depart
ment officials today. .,I
Secretary Houston, questioned
about the matter. said he was with
out definite adyices as to what pur-
poses the much heavier British gold
shipments are to be used. He ad-
mitted. however. that "intimations"
had come OF an intent TO use the gold
toward partially liquidatins the
Anglo French loan OF long standing.
There also were reports which
reached officials that part OF the gold
also might be diverted for trans
shipment TO South America. This,
however, wss not confirmed. II was
merely one OF the many reports. One
report had II that Great Britain was
ru shinE it's gold over in a determined
move to boost the exchange value OF
sterling.
The Washington times., 1920-04-09
BALTIMORE WOMAN GETS
S6,l7l FOR STOLEN GEMS
Bankers Wife Wins Court Case for
Damages Against Railroad After
Being Robbed by Porter.

,. BALTIMORE, April 0.--Mrs Mar
saret v. Newcomer, wife OF Waldo
Newcomer. banker, obtained verdict
for se.1Tl in United States court yes
tsrday in her suit Ia recover the
value of Jewels stolen from her trav-
cling bag by negro porter on a
Pullman car. The verdict was for
tho full sum asked, without interest.
Mrs. Newcomer lost the jewels on
October 20, 1918, during a trip on the
Pennsylyania railroad from New York
to Atlantic city. A negro took
charge Of her travelling bag when the
train arrived at Atlantic City and
when she subsequently opened II she
found a case containing the jewels
had been stolen.
Mr.. Newcomer testified to the cost
OF the Jewels, which he bought from
Tiffany & Co. In New York. Ii Is
said the gems are valued now at
more than double what they were
| when bought.
The suit was brought against
| Walker ID. Hines, director general of
railroads. Little defense was made.
only one witness being called 1t
| was contended that Mrs. Newcomer
| should have kept her travelling bag
near her and not lost sight OF II.
The jury was out about fifteen
minutes. Charles Il. Markell was Mrs.
| newcomers attorney.
The Washington times., 1920-04-09

state in tbs Union. Each body en-
eased In ' mstaI-lined. nag-draped
casket win be accompanied By a sol
u<g anization as the deceased. Thess
guards Of honor will remain with the
bodies until the earth finaIly closes
over the former comrades. Then they
will return 10 the base here 10 make
the formal report that win officially
close the record OF thoss who. when
their country called, responded 70 the
limit OF their power.
The Washington times., 1920-04-09
FOUR VLLISTA BANDS
WACEATTACKS ON TRAINS

JUAREZ, Mexico, April 9.-Two
now attacks on trains of the Mexican
Central Railroad by followers Of
Francisco Villa. the revolutionary
leader have been reported here. Villa,
it was said, has four strong bands
operating in the state of chihuahua.
with JimincZ as center OF operations.
One train was derailed at Noria, Il
station ninety five kilometers south
Of Torreon. few days ago, the report
said. and passengers robbed and left
stranded. The second train attack
occurred near JumulCo, il was said.
The Washington times., 1920-04-09

who died In the service OF their eoen'
try on foreign soil. the army trans
port Nansemond doe.ed here yoFtsr-
day. her nag at half mast.
men. most OF whom died during tha
war At aviation and base camps I'm
Great Britain. They were brought
home by the GoyeTnmsnt for delivery
TO relatives and friends and for n1al
internment In cemeteries OF their ma
tive land.
From this port they VIII be shipped
within a few days TO virtusliy every
The Washington times., 1920-04-09
BOYS TURN BANDITS.

KANSAS CITY. Mo, Aprh V.-Fbl-
lowing the ransackins " a Tsslfencs
on southwest boulevard. hyo baby
bandits were taken into custody q
ye nights ago by pstraimeu SoTklns
out OF tho Nineteenth street police
station. They ranged IN age from
nine TO fourteen years.
The boys had IN their Possession
TOYS, siIverwaTe. vases and many other
lartieles. They have been sent 10 hs
detention home.
The Washington times., 1920-04-09
LOSES FOOT DOING FAVOR.

CLINTON. Mo-. April 9..-It cost Ce-
ell Mccoy. n young Henry County
farmer, 4 foot to be accommodating.
Coming upon stranger vainly try
inS TO steer his motor car out o.
lnudhole. Mccoy volunteered q oft"
His right foot became cutanElcd in Il
rapidly spinning" rear wheel and
was twisted off.
The Washington times., 1920-04-09
TRANSPORT HOME WITH
BODIES OF U. 5. SOLDIERS
Guard Will Escort Heroes Who
Died in Service Of Army
Overseas.

NEW YORK. April 9.-Bringing
from southampton. England. bodies
of eighty-seven American soldiers
The Washington times., 1920-04-09
Anew Shipment
Lingerie Waists,
Sl.95

1t is seldom that we have seen
waists at this low. price made Of
such good, soft materials as :
these. DinitieS and hatistes are
used to good advantage.
Some are all white, of checked or
pin-striped iimity and plain collars
and cuffs; Others in white with COL
ored organdy collars and cuffs; still
others in all-ovcr colored check ef-
fectS.
They come in pink, blue, layen-
der and white.
The STYLES, too, arc very good.
Most of them have the roll collars,
but there ere quite a few in Buster
Brown effect, Several are in color
ed stripe patterns, strictly tailored,
with convertible collars.
Really a wonderful showing Of
lingerie waists that will give good
service, and they are priced cnly
$1.s5.
Waist Section, Third floor.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-05-06

A story in the Literary Digest tells of
the capture of criminal because of his
utter faith in the luck of pocket piece
he carried. People who would hot sleep
in comfort if Bible were not IN the
house care nothing for its contents or
for its teachings. Some will slipa copy
un9er the head of the sick or dying sure
that all that can be done has been at
tended to and the result is sure. Church
membership may be fetish. Nov |
lay me" a talisman, denomination an
ark of the Covenant Yet God sees
souls not symbols and righteousness in
stead of ritual.
THE SUBSERVIENT CHURCH.
The military leaders got together at
the front and decided that the Ark
must be brought and ordered the priests
to hurry it into camp. And they did.
Eli, good old soul, protested but per-
mitted them to carry it into the field
and the boys went with it. Small won
der that the voice of the Lord was pre-
cious scarce those days for God will not
speak thru the lips of church putting
patriotism before righteousness and
truth. The German preachers who JUS
titled and still justify the rape of Belgi
UNI haye added little glory to the Body
of Christ. Contrast the church of
England preaching the divine right of
kings to Charles until the Puritan rev.
olutIon grew out of it with the cove
nanting body of Scotland that sent John
Knox to reprove Queen. To bow to
politics or condone baseness in
any form is to stultify her mission and
Of he 0F ko Skol
American church is its freedom from
alliances and its ceaseless fight against
wrong whether it be.saloon or gambling
or what not.
THE LAWLESS HOME.
Ellis home is matched by some mod
ern ones where license is gwen child
hood to do as it pleases and out of which
has come the undiciplined mass of youth
that is menace to the heritage of our
fathers. 1t is doubly crime when the
home is leading one for its example is
sure to be widely followed. Ellis was
the first home in Israel and for him to
permit his boys to run riot with decency
was damning to the entire state. Small
wonder that God wrecked it in order to
save the common folk to goodness and
lawfulness. For his judgments are al
WAYS remedial and tho the plotting out
was hard it was salutary and led the
life of the land upward toward true re-
ligion. And the parent today no per-
mits disrespect for law and disregard for
obedience to it to become part of the
child life that he nurtures need not be
surprised if there shall come to him
something of the heart-break that rest
ed upOn the soul of the old Driest and
led to his death.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-05-06
MOUNTAIN LAKE PARK.

Mrs. j. B. Gibson has been APP
pointed notary public for Mountain
Lake Park by Governor Richie.
1t is a source of disappointment to
many of our residents to learn that
the contemplated encampment here of
about two thousand students from va
rious colleges and other institutions
of learning in several Of the adjacent
states will not be held this year, ow-
ing the fact that the arrangements
for such an enterprise were started
too late to insure the success of the
undertaking. Work, however, on
the necessary buildings and equip
ment for the reception of the men
next season, will be commenced this
fall and completed early next spring,
so that no further disappointment
on the part of the students and of
our own people will be possible.
Dr. Worthington Slutz, the superin-
tendent and manager of the Park un-
der the new administration of its af-
fairs, is one of the busiest of men
just now, as he is engaged in various
and multitudinous duties having to do
with the future of the Park.
The men controlling or owning the
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-05-06

the growers. A sufficient quantity is
now on hand to supply not only those
under contract but others can be sup
piled as we'll
Among the recent arrivals at the
Park where they will spend the sum-
mer, are DR.. and Mrs T. d. Rich
ards who returned one day last week
after a sojourn during the winter
months in Florida and ether states in
the south
A number Of families from differ
cnt points have arrived here to spend
the summer in their cottages.
Since TIE cessation Of the rain and
its consequent retardation of outside
work, it is now possible to push the
improvements being made about the
public buildings with greater zeal.
The roof on the old auditorium is
now completed and the new fence
around the new auditorium is under
way A new fence will also be built
around the Association cottage and
the old auditorium as well.
The Assembly Hall is being turned
into first-class eating house.
The summer program will soon be
ready for distribution.
Five separate gatherings are al
ready booked for the summer, all of
them promising good things.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-05-06
GORTNER
90. 1000. (. 900. 900. o 600. .s.Y.

Mr.. and Mrs. d. L. Swartzentru-
Der and son and Miss Mary Lichty
spent Saturday and Sunday at point
near Meyersdale, Pa.
Miss Irene Riley is employed at
the store of W. E. Spoerlein as clerk.
Mrs. w. +. Spoerlein, who has been
patient in the w. Nj. Hospital at
Cumberland, returned to her home
here on Monday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Leroy White and
children, of Fairmont, West Va,
spent Sunday at the home of Mr..
George Lee in this community.
Miss Ruth Teats, of Aurora, was
the guest of Misses Mabel and Effie
Wamsley, Sunday.
Misses Emma and Leota link, of
Cumberland, arrived here on Wednes-
day where they will be the guests of
Mr.. and Mrs. P. P. Gortner and fam
lily for several days.
Grandmother and Mrs. w. Henry
Smouse and little daughter spent SUM-
day at Mr.. Hervey Smouse's.
Some of our folks attended the en-
tertainment at Bernard school house
Saturday night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Sanders and
children spent Sunday with Mrs. San
ders' parents, Mr.. and Mrs. J. M.
Conneway on the mountain.
Mr.. Hervey Smouse visited his I'M
Gle, Mr.. Wiles, at Terra Alta, Sat
urday and Sunday.
Everybody cordially invited to the
church services at Gortner next Sun
day morning and evening.
A surprise party was given Miss
Minnie Shatfer at her home at Ma
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-05-06

son on Wednesday evening, April %,
in honor of her natal day. Those who
were present and enjoyed a sociable
evening We're Mr.. and Mrs. Frank
Shaffer, Mr.. and Mrs. VIM. Warsaw
and children, Mr. and Mrs. George
Lee, Mrs. Ernest Ridder and son;
Misses Nettie and Laura Ridder, Ma
leta Browning, Bertha Lee. Grace
Mason and Lena Shaffer; Messrs.
William Mason, Gilbert Shaffer, Da-
vid, Lee, Scott and Charles Ridder
The hostess was the recipient of a
nice lot of presents.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-05-06
LIVE STOCK For SALE.

Some good heavy draft Horses, Just the
right kind several nice young Ponies, broke
to work, for children or the mines few
good Milk Cows, some of them fresh others
coming fresh: a Blue Belle Cream Separator,
used only two weeks. Write or call for
prices. CHAS. A. ASHBY Deer Park, Md.
Advertisement Tat"
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-05-06
VALUABLE LAND FOR SALE

The surface of Lots Nos. 8 and of
the subdivisions of the Brant Place,
or Wilsonton, in District No. 10, Gar
rett county. Lot No. contains 65.5
acres, and Lot No. contains TAG
acres. A large part of this land is
cleared and ready for the pillow.
Terms easy. Maps showing the SUBJ
divisions of the tract are at hand.
Apply to Edward H. Sincell, At
torney for Owner. Advertisement.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-05-06

pea cannery have arrived at the Park
with the machinery which is being in
stalled in the DOMAIN mill.
In addition to the machinery the
management has also sent for dis
tribution the seed peas spoken for by
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-05-06
PASTURE FOR RENT.

Pasture for cattle may be obtained
by applying to or writing the under
signed, who has charge of the Perine
lands near Oakland. Good range and
excellent grass; well watered.
8-tf STEPHEN CASTEEL.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1920-12-17
NOTICE TO PROPERTY OWNERS

The owner occupant or other person
i'm charge of each lot or part OF lot.
shall. before l. o'clock noon OF each
day remove all snow and ice which may
have fallen or accumulated upon the
sidewalk in front of the premises
owned. occupied or cared for by him.
provided. that when ice has so formed
upon any sidewalk that it cannot be
removed. then the person herein re-
ferred to shall keep the same sprlnkled
with salt. ashes sawdust or sand. i'll
such wise as TO prevent the same from
being dangerous and provided further
that snow falling after II O'Clock noon
shall be removed as soon as plactlca-
bic after the same has ceased TO faH.
Those failing to comply with this or
dinance will have the snow removed
and charge the cost to the property.
GEORGE LUELL.
If Mayor.
Ladysmith news-budget. [volume] (Ladysmith, Rusk County, Wis.) 1907-1927, 1920-12-17
WOODLAND SCHOOL
Strickland and Stubs. Ut. Dist. No.

Strickland and Stubs. Ut. Dist. No.
Special Correspondence.
Joe Bcnik visited at the Rybicki
home Sunday.
Lawrence Wasik has the agency for
kerosene lamps.
Anton Daniels began highschool
work last Monday.
Frank Rybicki returned home last
Monday from Duluth.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wemer visited at the
NJ. X Lalan home Saturday evening.
Mr. WotjtkiewicZ. Anton Jasicki and
son are working for Frank Checkal-
ski
Anton Daniels went to Chicago with
a ear of rutabagas and cabbages re-
Gently.
Anton Bcnik hauled some wood to
the church in Weyerhaeuser last Sat
urday.
Anton Kybicgki sawed wood for NJ.
X. Lalan. Mr.. Wemer and Mr.. kiZer
last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Y. G.. Giliett visited
Sunday with the latter's brother Lon
ME .Alvord.