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Marble Hill press., 1920-06-17

mIts has also been uneHrthei nv thu
police Of Berlin and the custom.
guards nt Hamburg and other ports
Most ~ the false export papers wer,,
for the sale of tools and alrplane mo.
tors to the Scandinavian countries.
The principals In this lucrative "hus;.
ness" were largely responsible for
their own undoing. as they ie,l such a
Wild life In the all-nleht cafes of Rar.
lin. often spending as much as aoOpi
marks In an evening, as to attract
the attention of the public. and an H..
sestigntion and their arrest follows~,
Marble Hill press., 1920-06-17
Warfare
Was Last Card

zafssf-r'rt t-t-st wAr ts~nfd vhleh
b. sss~r'sd ths G~ruan cug-~lr and
'ttn0riiuf y0n Hsfhaasnti. IInLiweg
s-srus-i % q. lsk~snrta Hs a3a~'
tat Nua Feftuaarn uanfsf % uaks
tiplaasfir preparations N orser =
ks~p ths DHts-i siafss at q fhs wAr
sfii ttsi 80 foreign orr hsllss~I
hist 70 ihs Uur~i s,ai-s ,sus ia
~puih Amsrica uAs t-suui 10 foiow.
I'urrg fhe euar-. = The essntsfsa
tia Yea Iio'tf~u.ior- grs~t thai yoa
iiindenbgrE t-5vu1. cAahcvl'sr 'hs ia'.
ter rvFsai~lls ufasEc sa9tUE b.
cpaid not tsfa 70 The frsstuzx
VA s0ss De sssttsass
Tbs fed marsAAl finally declared
fof th~ [ t-pst esmlsiEn 81 TIE basis
= waf wtth ths tufts,i Staies
~Thinss eaHuat sst wuFse b. satf
The uar mss' - sAaftsuei y ever,
fsssssits means
f.sr~Fui IntsuaurT Errcd vith thts
abd Nan IIoitFsndnr- cuuiinue-i.
Tie F<-ple and army arr rYis.
oui fur uuvstrietsd r-taat uar-
Auahsr dueusa~ut Eirps 81 account
= The cuaysr<aifaa between Tyes
Marshal vua Hind%nbgre. GensfaI IN
dsniora aBd Ctanrvlldx Non Hets.
mann IatIwrg a. riess on January =
1917. At which Nun Heihmann saA f.
-t-boat war l. the last eart II = =
rery grave decision II she military
authorities regard Il - tnilsT.et. sable
| aa noi 10 a position tn deny II"
Armed Against All.
field Marshal yan IIlndcnturs re-
rlIri
We are armed against all eysutual.
titles asRiaa the United STATES. rst.
mari. Holland and Switzerland. W.
uevd the mast ruthless and energetic
acflon. and therefore unrestricted
[ beat war from February !. The
war must ehi quickly. We could hol
on, but "uT allies could not"
General Ludead1rfT then further sx.
pla!ucd how unrestricted u,boat war.
fare would t,'usfi the army. which.
he added. must be spnrrl another
Sommc battle"
Won B~thmann-iinIIweg is~'lAra,
Americas aid. II she cuiues In. .wili
CONSIST of foodstnffs for England. finaL.
cial assistance. nyIng machines and
a volunteer army" adding. we win
fix them all right"
Chancellor won iisthmnnB.Hullwsa
In agreeing to adopt IN. course Aivu,
Gated ventured; And Ii Switzerland
comes In. and the French came
through ,hcrcr'
THAT would not hc favorable from
n military point of view" said Won
Marble Hill press., 1920-06-17
0hos, In Cell.

Chester. ra.-~Poiice officers OF ma.
ley Park had their hands full early
one morning trying TO quiet the nerves
Of the three negro prisoners charge
with burglary, Henry Rroolts aud his
two pals from Richmond, Va, Walter
Moore and Joseph Ford. The negroes
claimed their slumher wns disturbed
by the appearance of n ghost In their
cell. II set them bowling Mt the ton
Of their voices and SO deafenlns was
the noise that the police were corn,
pelicd to 20 to their aid ana paclfy
them. -a-s--
Marble Hill press., 1920-06-17
Danes Re-Export
Surplus to u. S.

urs HIsaff HisurttEs So n~ss - 90 ~
Hfs'l sufgS - l'u'r vsssG csc us.f
.i.f uncertainty - tp - fu'uss ~ f',s
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rf ~ uu sailE ssv a. Hs vtsff vrue
'tts furs - ris wtstfs HHslf NJ
&aTras sgE8s-ees EsrsT~ faF fb ft,s
h"f.fA sta' sfahruE b. rtvuus-tfs4 .
sitstEBe has ufs ssspast ~psA fss
'.HFss' Etle %. - 'snsrs a. Ht3 ua
afF 't.s hrf..t nus 80 fasusa fa 'tls
'ro - fh~~ arfs luus.F fs mass
.'tasaf.gfftf frls tsea - u.sF rBt
-rss wa irss ft.s NJ g. rars '.f
t - sF=#l
Marble Hill press., 1920-06-17
irs keiSon Morris Tells q lnnef
pnSSe V' ppsi-Naf
Commerce.
ARE GREATLY oYRsToGED
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tst.vs s.s ksss .-sns.
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tcssf fr4s. 'hs oss-s = srunsst r
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"fs-.s ss- rse vty = tss h..n per-
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ei.sfgs assius' fl.sfa
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10 Htatt'.asfs q. h.-cnnls ~ srsa' pr
- '1ffJ - Israr> abd 70 tha' 'f.f
% ssss.fg 's laIIls isuaan.ftiy 80
',ruHgs that gsssi 20 - n rvaEh ft-ts8.
90 sEd Ham'suFg 4 vast au0gf' =
fiiHt hss.h@ss T. lsu aat4s 10 ihs fsas
ith fslrf
srnbdiualiaa Countries sf~ b~.t -
60 hus'lsss uf'h fha Tnifs-i S'n'ss
salf ~ Morris suI is ttfs-i thar n
vas t1vsIisgrggs t8 them sBd - as
nsl
-flssss uoffhsrH efaIhiffss ne.-f sfai
ha4 is.1k - Ausfirn sfnce Rhgia ~
Hase1 = taH "a saai sEipusfIts e.
reaHflnsrlAa nYuatries." b. aid -
feufhsflcalIy
Much Pulp ~ssd ir Sweden.
''fsrfsu hnG England sLa.td be ate
tn solve tte problem 4 Americas
Marble Hill press., 1920-06-17
Avalanche Of Cod Con
hgrn'n9 SsIizersno.

rssffFh =a ltfswtafsf : F..rF
tgFas F d Ftslssn NtAlur
ssss- ~ 60 fsfsws asrF karHsH
Hf 90 se4ss Astt us 9ys ~
Fs@ stored tl lNtlts - ~ ou'
- E LaF.g~ 1Ef faauy iteus-
'rrs 49, e. trauasFlf nssS -
f.fuHtlfr 10 i-stssslltT Nssrs~ n
hffsi iaa4sfF1 . bs~F1y rggu..s
= rtfNsH $50 h.~asuss a.
tsfss staaEfgs IL as-T - awaf
'ss1Fssss g. ha1s ~. -oansry
- usafs 'tEu ssx tal..s1 frsn~s
- fa# var
Marble Hill press., 1920-06-17

VIII yoEr hncerx Tea esn iift 80
suy lard euTn. eff ecrn. O. curu -
twesn the tocs. and the hard skia cal
lasss frun hottafz e feet.
finY bottle q ~Tr~esuae- costs
little Ai sHy drug aofv: speiy = fsw
fTufss ufzsa the cosa - esiiees In
staHtly q stops hurting thea saertiy
ia tiff that hoshsrsasas czru 60 cal
cne BIC - rain - saFvn~.z TRAY :
No hauhus '--Ads.
Marble Hill press., 1920-06-17
Secret Records lust Made Pubhc
Snow 6ermany's Bad
Plight.
URGED BY PEOPLE AND ARMY
"Thisss Garnet Get Hsrss.- Declares
yen b-irssrbvrs. tire VA ssss
BE Shor,snsa BY E.sfy Pes
sitls Nssra-

BeFiir Servf pfssossls 90 The su's
mauAs uaf Has mads pHtilc lnelais
81 heyvant q ttas 0sufssencs hela -
Ifess "a Jauuafl : aua 2. 1917. he-
twe~a usld Marshal sea Hlhdeabarx
GeHeHl uieHdarn aud Adm'rai tou
IIaiusS10rr. and other naval osaevrs
Admiral tan IiaitEsudafN advocate !
Marble Hill press., 1920-06-17

cxnsrxks, 10 Oax strus. B-nssa=
tga. New Yea
n~ ss1oe@ u IytAa Y P.-kAA= |,
tsgstMbas Corsssa<zn@, rn.Aos frurn rua.s
ssd ksyh. . zng&rals<ie1 ], zsy -
use1 STA p~rfsss eu1s3es.ns ky uu-~a
who H.rsr ffusn n<rvoz. prussxa;sa..
esyeacem~ntA lneArmatla E@owrA-
rse. ErrvrslAritses p-rrsocsc p.1s. ha<s -
49,. besrtzg 3vwn fe~isnx. fatni~nry.
irs6 .swstsaa aas4 esraan~aa IYsa T.
pi1shA-'s ysgwtAhAe Cong.oz1s "a las
s,Kn4kre rvss~ey fox f~ass fia
II th~re ara AEy cuxnt2sc.tsaG& .AsoSt
wkleh pa ue@1 atssos wrlts n ga
f3enrs % Ly4. L F.kAAz NeeASas
Co. Lyra Ma~k
Marble Hill press., 1920-06-17
Frantic With Pain
Dosa's However Bteasht Complete
Recovery and TroahIs Has
Never Returned

Ny ktdneyt ~eFv weaksned by en-
posture IN Alaska, says Hermann
sshraasr, IN Park Are, Hohoxsa.
y. j.. and uay misery ss tunes hx.
came 80 great thasShs | waalA sgs.s
say mind | had terrible pains in rms
Marble Hill press., 1920-06-17

Ofse's vifs usseF Evfs mad vhsa Re
finds fAnIt with tho useals--f taey-
liFe lr : hoAriafs hsasass
Marble Hill press., 1920-06-17


fzns wAs gx-
x 80 ~ ahg =
Hnytewg, c~
lwws Ee esss "a
bare ayws l.
s@ Dssws-
)@ eler<s
b16 Iva Y Zee
an's verwta
<~ps=9 was p
|xnzEnn41 Itx
lt sndtn naw
|~stI l rsro
lmwr1 !, - a.
Marble Hill press., 1920-06-17

Tbs strsnrth that aeu~rs "a ts8Ety
Il twte~ tfruuF -ltirharsa naffun
Marble Hill press., 1920-06-17
lNpoftant % Mothefa


Ire ksxt atsrs
Il ss~ that hossl landlords are c,sa-
iruplhting rrntlnx their rs.ouss by The
boar
Yes. Landlords viii ~ rrutinr
their Cats to us by the day next
Marble Hill press., 1920-06-17

tsaek. and q sae
slant desire to
arnate M taAek
IssI as If Il wssw
IA scgg gmss w4yA
each crushing
against the other
finally | vas Ia
kea desperately
Ill. II seemed a.
u suussthinx we're
crushing out my
life. Neiafw long
l passed . gravel
ssunc the sire os
q pea, II the pAin
had been any
sncrc intense j
think l W O aid
The Washington times., 1920-07-27
THE nA!!onAAaAMr THE WASHINGTON TIMES sYA1 2
How the American Automobile
Association Protects AutOiStS
BY BILL PRICE.

The American Automobile Association, with national
headquarters in this city, to be commended for valuable
work all the country Its efforts protect harassed
District motorists through publicity negotiation with
State authorities are highly appreciated
Employees of the association have recently been dis
trbung to motorists the Conduit road printed cards
making known the fact that under the accepted ruling Of
the Attorney General of July 1907 the exclusive ursdc-
ton that road possessed by the United States and
that the State of Maryland has part
signs placed by the United States District of Columbia
license plates only necessary long automobiles
kept within the limits of Government property At Great
Falls, Glen Echo, Cabin John and Sycamore Island
are little white signs, U S. Property" 1t is safe park
within the limits of these signs the road but unor
tunate motorists who disregard the limits stand good
chance of being nabbed by Maryland traffic officials
M The attitude of Maryland authorities District motor
and operators has long been unfortunate Courtesy
lis displaced by the strictly commercial spirit of getting
of local motorists all the money possible licenses and
fines ~
" Some time ago Virginia deputy sheriff began to make
things unpleasant for District autoiss aresting all
lists exceeding twenty miles He took the law in his hands
by requiring $15 to be turned to him. The Assoca
ton communicated with State and county authorities the
ofcer discharged replaced by thinking and
excellent understanding reached that consdere treatment
should be given District people, Information cards dis
tributed at that time saved many people trouble.
The association is to make hard fight to put through
Congress- the Sweet b'' providing for nation wide reel
prOcy international The bill is pending before the
House Interstate Commerce Committee, where it is favor
ably regarded This bill recognizes interstate auoing
within Federal CONTROL and would bothersome
pestferous State regulations including those of States which
limit the stay within their borders. ~. o.. D.,
Motoring is Just much interstate railroad trans
poraion which the courts long ago held the Federal
Government had complete power The Sweet bill would
harmonic the differences in State laws by providing desir
able reciprocity.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:

Along with all other students OF
human nature l have been very
much interested in the many views
expressed through your columns by
the various contributors as to what
type of girl or woman appeals most
to a mature man. To my way of
thinking not one has hit the right
idea for the simple reason that he
or she has. in each case, been guild
ed in thought by some incident
that touches only one side of the
question. Take for instance the
letter written by one Mr.. Sorehead.
I'll venture to say that il he had
spent his weekend with some
baby doll' he would have been
lust as bored and just as sore as he
apparently was after being EN-
tertained" by the intellectual suf-
fragette. 1t Is always the extreme
In anyone that we soon tire OF.
And, sad to relate, there are too
many extremes and too few women
who study the question Of how to
hold the interest Of men friends.
There are three good rules that
II followed are very nearly GER
tain to bring results In the way of
genuine men friends. They are as
follows:
Absolute cleanliness and neat
ness of person. The 1-dont-care-
how-I-look kind OF a girl will
never have a real beau. No matter
II a girl isn't good looking. she can
off ttNn hxy
neat attire.
2-Untiring interest in whatever
the man is Interested in. This takes
be accomplished.
3-That quality Of reticence that
makes the girl a good listener. with
here and there word OF under
standing that does not border on
absolute disagreement with the
views expressed by the man.
Much could be added between the
lines OF the above, but that Is for
each individual girl to do.
There Is sometimes a wide differ
ence between the ''brainy" girl and
the intellectual" girl. A girl with
brains does not demand too much
OF n man. She Is always ready TO
walk IL he would walk, go to the
ball game IL that suits him. or stay
at home and talk quietly IL he Is
tired. This Is not sarcasm. II is
truth, no matter how terrible IL
sounds. Some dear critic will say,
"But, my dear, shall women have no
right to express preference In
anything" And I answer you, yes,
most certainly. but the brainy girl
intimates what she wants and puts
It over without expressing de-
mand 'or even a request. Men do
not like to have women do their
thirking for them. II you can guide
a mans thoughts to what you want
without letting him know you have
the remotcst idea OF any such thing,
then let me tell you you have learn
cd the first and best lesson In how
to hold mans interest. The next
thing a man hates most is criticism.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27
MUSICAL NOMINATIONS.

More nomfnatiohs'o OF musicians Of
Washington: ,yy..
BY A. R.-LOUIS NOTES is king Of
the Worries in this city.
r."Ryf -Hoodoo" MAN
WILLIE, orchestra leader of the
strand. 4ays thGn ell in the shade.
!. BY "Soutbwesterner"- KATE
is one OF Washineton's best pianists
and SYLVAN, DANZANSKY would
win any shimmy dancing contest
BY A. D.---IAttie HENRY GOLD
STEIN, our 9-year old jazz drummer.
is the talk Of The town.
BY Thompson School-M A r. E
RICHARD is an ofthestra all by her
BY V. c.-NELLIE SIMMONDS and
EMMETTIQUIRK are splendid plan
lists.
Nv A. N.-"Mouse" MERCER can
sure Jazz a drum.
By AHerbee--In my opinion ABE
EkMINSKY outranks any of them as
a violinist.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27
Beatrice Fairfax Writes
Especially for Washington Women

Don't tell him not to do anything.
II you would teach him 1t must be
by example. but don't, for the love
of all you hold dear, tell him he
shouldn't do this or that. We are
all human and criticism antagonizes
men and women alike.
Mr.. Sorehead's criticism OF the
low-heeled sensible girl is entire
ly unjust. There are some Of that
type. to be sure, just as there are
plenty of scientific, touslcd-haircd
nuts among the other sex. but the
per cent Is small. And they crate
on the nerves of men like Mr.. Sore
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

head. but 80 do the dolls with
marshmallows for noses ard stills
for heels. now, plenty of girls
who wear low heels and do their
own thinking. and yet keep their
faces clean and as God made the Ii.
and they all have their friends t.
spare. They are the joi:y, ral-like
girls. who are uncomfortable IL a
man spends too much money on
them; ready to enter into the spirit
of the occasion, whatever it may
be: well read and good thinkers,
but who know enough to keep their
thoughts to themselves; clean in
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

Watch the movies and you will see
the heroine and the hero often close
their eyes in love scenes.
SALLY.
Some things we can't admire
JazE Photographs.
Prohtcers.
Cake eaters.
Grouchy conductors.
Congress.
Bootleggers.
FRED s. WALKER.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27
Once-Overs
Copyright, 1920 International Feature Service

Copyright. 1920. International Feature Service. Inc.
DON'T GAUGE YOUR FEELINGS BY THE CALENDAR.
Get rid Of the thoughts which making ambition sag
have had the
this time, quickly that
couraged at the little you accomplish comparison your past
efforts
Don't know that greatly influenced by
mind?
Unhapness and discomfort produce headaches and lack
exercise and i'll health
conditions.
The simple fact of being older shouldn't make you feel
grave.
Why think of year vitality strength
You who older
and happy life they
did, don't you?
You know others who but dab and complaining
To which class belong7 Be young spirit
hope
away from the age bug-a boo.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27
A MEAN TRICK ON GIRLS.

IL you want to find a girls right age
ask her to do a little arithmetic for
you. Tell her to put down the num-
ber of month she wasaborn In, say
November. or 11th month. Tell her
multiply all that by so. Then add to
this her real age and again add lis.
taking from that total 3sb. Just ask
her to hand the result to you, not
revealing what she put down as her
age The two right hand hgures VIII
represent the age and the remaining
two figures to the left Is the month OF
her birth. Just try 1t. -
The Washington times., 1920-07-27
81 !Zss11fARCanSSEfrfSS'1'S -

In the Merchant Of Venice" BIS
sanio speaks-of the beautiful Portia
'Sometime from her eyes
did receive fair speechless mes
sages."
Is II possible that Shakespeare in
tended to convey the idea that "the
KIDD" gave Bassanio the wink
PHILIP EBERT.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27
WAYCROSS, H. S. N.

Baseball is like last month, be-
cause it's past time.
A nail in a shoe is the only
thing that walks with its head
downwards.
What beats good wife,
Why, a bad husband.
Butter is like Irish children
when it's made into little pats.
Anything new?" the cake-eater
asked his friend. YES" was the
answer; that fresh paint you are
leaning against"
BILL T.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

Washington fishermen report max
ing large catches of fancy trout at
Soiomon's Island. The big trout seem
too be running in salt waters below
Washington.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

Let us all do something each day
for our beloved city, Washington. 1
call attention to the cavern beside
the Capitol Park Hotel, North Capt.
tol street and Massachusetts avenue.
Can not it be filled or obliterated in
some way?
JOSEPH E. GOODKEY.
.. E. D., expert Mathematician To-
garding the curious problem submit
ed by "A FAN" the total OF the
problem revealing the number OF
deaths of sisters or brothers, the
total living sisters and brothers, says
that the result holds good only up
to nine.
Do you know anything about the
bread-box fleas around First street
and Rhode Island avenue? CAP.
Bill, you are right in not allow
ing the contribs to mention names
in ridicule. But it's pretty hard
to keep from giving the politicians
the razz. After all, though,
they're human and the only diff
ference between them and our
selves is that they're in office and
we can't get in. PAUL WHITE.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

Couldn't the telephone company
oblige thousands of people yat the
Bathing Beach by putting ina pay
phone? The only one down there is
for official use only. H. M. H.
S>'-A-r--~--.7
What are you going ito do when
violin and aBpfano start in the same
apartment house at a. m. and con-
tinue until II .. M? No music what
soeter;j 5ust. running the scales? Isn't
that enough to make a girl leave her
happy home? G. p F.
There are the deaf, dumb and
blind. but I've never seen a name
for the person who cannot taste or
smell
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

According to the Arabian his
torian, Abulfeda. the ninth
Caliph OF Moslem wore one suit
of clothes forty years without
change. II we had such mater
ial on the market today!
H. NJ. H.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

w ond ering
whether the wires
n ave OF I c n
crossed, we note
where Goorgie
White Is manager
{ o r Governor
CoN's campaign as
well as the Scan
dals Of 1920"
The Washington times., 1920-07-27
.CAN A GOOSE ROOsT."

.CAN A GOOSE ROOsT."
am prompted to ask your
fans, Can a Goose Roost?" This
is caused by Post news item
that a thief robbed a local citi-
zen's hen roost of six prize
geese" r. c. w.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

Count that day lost when some
party doesn't nominate some
citizen of Ohio for President.
PAUL WHITE.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

Regardless %. the McAdlep coey-
fright, the lep,rts from various parts
OF tho country tell us that the poll
ticidrs 20 gbne strong after the
hut II tHeS don't watch out they may,
'u%o the pitched pants hero, everyday
the part. =
J. "t, .
prcss reports state that fb5,s6S
persons crossed into Mexico during
tho past twelve months to have their
thirsts duenched, which sort OF re-
minds us OF the days when the
."''ooze Special" carried approximately
. that number to Baltimore.
WILLIAM NJ. CONRAD.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

why Is II that when people
are in bathing and il begins to
rain they all run in?
FRED STOKES.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

AS 400 Philadelphia ciergymen ulf
Mayor Moore that his action in allow
ing some Sunday sports In the city
of Bro.herly Low, I" e" high-handed
larceny" we are reminded that Ham
py" didn't know ''rw tO let 'ce,
enough alone, az he took IL easy
down here on the Ways and Means.
Committee.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27
THE CROWS NEST

AS we get the returns from Texas
stating that Joe Bailey. erstwhile
resident Of Washington, has come to
life and leads in the four cornSred
fight for the governorship. We can't
help from thinking that again II is
proven 1t is hard to keep a good man
down.
Huerta evidently had the straight
slant when he said one was as safe
in Mexico Citv as in Chicago, as We
note, where 1000 crowded that Windy
City depot to give formal Welcome
to Jack Johnson. -.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

II the Democratic party wants the
Peerless Loser to be of any help in
the present campaign, George White
should remember the troubles of the
minister Of the factional church who
figured that he might have trouble in
keeping the parish leaders together.
but as a matter OF fact found that the
difficulty lay in keeping 'em apart.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

wife-when get to heaven, I'm
going to ask Solomon how he sup
ported his 1 900 wives.
Husband-Suppose you don't find
him there, and that he's down below?
wife-Thcn you ask him.
LEON GORDON.
I am crazy about II and and
dead in love (from a distance)
with Milo II.
A GIRL FAN.
Milo ". IL n bachelor and does not
believe in buttons for II. and S. fans
because he thinks the mystery OF not
knowing each other is great fun.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

N r. u r y a n
dra ws the prize OF
b c I n e the true
blue irreconcilable
as he sits on the
front hump of his
Inc stomached
camel, and refuses
to be comforted.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

How are we 20
figure out whether
the cider we have
Within the bosom
ofSSor family he
onsihsfeNqf. one
per ceri!,Es"% L.
The Washington times., 1920-07-27

(FrOm W.
Perhaps as Mr.. Rryan refused the
plea OF the prohibi .ionists, he was
taking real slant at the ChautauquR
platform and remembering that =
Democrat lecturing on prohibition
can draw more in one night than a
prohibitionist can IN thirty.