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Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

POSITION WANTED BY STEADY,
reliable, elderly gentleman. Good
gardener. Prefer place with room and
board furnished but will consider any
other. Address Box IS, Press Office.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

FOR LEASE-sO OR 100 ACRES AT
El Centre for wdtermelons. alfalfa,
ctc. for $50 per acre. Box $50. III
Centre.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

FOR SALE-A snap; 7s acres old al
falfa ground, now in cotton and
corn, mellow soil, good drainage; an
ideal place for grapes; fully water
stocked. Price $3.50 per acre; $4,000
cash will handle this. Liens Agency,
Oregon Hotel Bldg.
No. 21
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

WANTED TO BUY--A FORD ROAD
stcr. Must be bargain. Address
Sam Rogers, Box 253 Imperial.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

FOR SALE-160 acres all in alfalfa.
leased for one year at $25 per acre;
fenced in seven fields; good house
and other improvements price SITS.
Terms. Liens Agency, Oregon Hotel
Bldg.
No
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

FOR SALE-Several dairy PROPOSE
tions worth the money. LIENS
Agency, Oregon Hotel Bldg.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

AUTOS FOR RENT-wITH OR WITH
out drivers. See Jay Lewis, $50 Main.
Phone 249 J. I
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

AUTO FOR SALE-OVERLAND TOUR
ing car, electric starter. Model S3.
In good mechanical condition. $3.50
cash. Cali at Charles Chilli Place, III
No. Fifth st.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

DIAMONDS, WATCHES, JEwELRY.
Clocks, RadioIight Trench Watches,
and Seasonable Novelties. Fine re.
pairing. Crescent 5ewalry. e04 Main
street.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

WANTED - METROPOLITAN LIFE
Insurance, Room "a, Security Bank
building, can use good salesman.
Permanent position. Salary and com
mission.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22
PERSONALS

COMBINES MADE INTO SWITCHES.
cu-ls. transformations. Very popu-
lar this season. Mrs. ROberston's
Beauty shop. 1S6 South Sixth 81.
Switches. ear puffs, cluster eurls,
etc, ordered or made from your comb
inVs Francis Drug Store.-Adv.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22
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Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

FOR SALE NEW FORD WITH
starter. Immediate delivery. Da-
vies Overland Co, CTS Main st.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

EXPERIENCED OFFICE MAN DE-
sires position in any valley town
Box 50, Press Office.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22
WANTED REAL ESTATE

WE CAN SELL YOUR HOUSE. EDGAR
Brothers Realty Company. 6cs Main.
WANTED TO RENT-FROM TWO TO
10 acres of alfalfa with house with
Ia one mile ~ III Centre. O.. ). Woods,
DiNiClaud. Calf.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

JOB WANTED ON SHARES-COTTON
and corn $3.50 basis. J. A. Kiles
Heber, Calf.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22
B. H. Liens $
Agency
Oregon Hotel Bldg.
Ell Centro, Cal.
Farm Lands & Loans

FOR SALE-40 acres near Meloland.
all in alfalfa, fenced and cross
fenced, fine soil; possession now.
price $160. Liens Agency, established
established 1911, Oregon Hotel Bldg.
FOR SALE-80 acres Al land near
Seeley; $4,000 cash, balance easy;
price $3.50. Liens Agencq, established
1911, Oregon Hotel Bldg.
No.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

FOR SALE-DESERT RAT MODEL
Maxwell 100000. Al condition. 1875
Orange.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

FOR SALE-sO acres fine land near
Ell Centre, fairly good house and
barn, shade trees, and otherwise we'll
improved. Price $3.50; terms. Liens
Agency, Oregon Hotel Bldg.
No. 81
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

FOR SALE-39 HEAD OF EXTRA
good dairy cows with lease on rs
acres of good feed. Reasonable
terms. Box so, Press.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

FOR SALE-A well-improved farm
of 100 acres near Holtville; old al
falfa ground; near paved highway;
best of soil; a good buy at 1920.
Liens Agency, Oregon Hotel Bldg.
No. so
FOR SALE-40 acres, lies well on
county highway now being built:
fair house; fenced; good soil; very
cheap buy at $40 per acre. Liens
Agency, Oregon Hotel Bldg.
No. II
FOR SALE-S0 acres near Ell Centro.
on paved highway; fine soft, silly
soil. This ranch is ready for sub-di-
vision into 5 and 10-acre tracts.
Price $275 per acre. Liens Agency.
No. "a
FOR RENTED acres in alfalfa and
Bermuda. Fenced in seven fields;
me, two or three years at $3.50 per
lcre. Liens Agency.
No. 81
COR RENT-76 acres good alfalfa.
fair house, near. town, $25 per
ere. Liens Agency. Oregon Hotel
'ldg. -
---. NO. u
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

FOR RENT-We have several good
ranches for rent at reasonable
rental. Liens Agency, Hotel Oregon
Bldg.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

FOR SALE-A-1 FORD ROADSTER,
Extra delivery bed. Cash or terms.
Bargain. Box 1911 Ell Centre.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

FOR SALE-BOY'S BICYCLE $500.
Baby cart, almost new, $3.50 at $50
Brighton.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

WANTED-WORK ON DAIRY BY
three mixers. Long experience in
valley. Wages or shares. 467 Ham
ilton st.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

FOR sALE-2OO PURE BRED RHODE
Island pullets. laying. ]. L. Bethel,
miles north of Calexico. Imperial
Avenue.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22

FOR SALE-WE HAVE TWO 1917
Ford delivery cars. Must dispose of
lat once. Just overhauled, in Al
shape. Good rubber. One $3.50, one
$3.50. 32O Broadway. Phone 492.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-12-22
FOR SALE-MlSCELI.ANEOUS

FOR SALE-AN "AMERICAN MODEL,
Builder" No. Z. VIII sell cheap.
Box 40.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01
Alfalfa Farm Near Town S55 An Acre. Easy Terms

Splendidly situated, overlooking nearby town; BPS acres tillage; well drained dark chocolate loam, lime subsoil; all good alfalfa land; large acreage recent ly seeded; 2-story house; pure water; telephone barn, tenant houses; part growing crops included; only s55 an acre, one-third cash, balance easy terms. De- tails of this and a splendid southern farm for s6 ,000O, page IS Strout's New H. lustrated Catalog Southern Farm Bar gains; copy free. Strout Farm Agency, n1-K, Citizens National Bank Bldg, Meridian Miss
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01
ROOMS AND BOARD

We are now closing leases on the Highland View apartments. They will be ready for occupancy August l. This is thoroughly modern. fireproof building, and the apart ments are the most complete in the city. They consist of large room, bath, kitchenette and breakfast room, also 2 large rooms, bath. kitcheentte and breakfast room; rooms are equipped with Murphy in-the-door beds, which fold back into large dressing room. The kitchenettes have gas range, kitch- en cabinet and ice box In one end, Pullman table and Dutch seats in the other end. We furnish shades, hot and cold water. janitor service. Apartments are delightfully."- lo- cated on S. 21st st, extending from 18th to 14th ayes. As soon as sat isfactory arrangements can be made, we will open a modern cafe in the building. Call at our office and we will take pleasure in show ing you the plans. McConnell-An- glin White R. E. & Ins. Co.,, 2o2s Sd ave. Main 35s.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01
FARM FOR SALE-
IS ACRES

Eight miles Bessemer, on pike; level, fertile land. nearly all cultivated; good 4-room dwelling, good barn, some orchard, well and spring; handy to school and church, and plenty neighbors. Price only s2,30o. Bar gain. Sid l.. Beason. with John B. Reid & Co.,, 515 North goth st. Main 1872
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01

FOR SALE-Or exchange. for good in- come property, 115-acre truck and general farm, 12 miles of Birming
 ham, on pike road, just off asphalt road; 50 acres in cultivation, balance in virgin timber; ? houses, big or chard, plenty wells and springs; will give terms. Price, $60 per acre. Ad- dress P. o. Box 370. Jacksonville, Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01
l02 AGREES

Three miles Ohatchee, on good road, bordering Coosa river; good Groom dwelling. tenant houses, orchard, barns, pasture, etc; 90 acres level. fertile field, suitable for tractor; big bargain at s6,50o, with terms. Sid L. Beason, with John B. Reid & Co.,, 515 North 20th st Main 1872
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01

FOR SALE-160 acres, 40 cultivated fair improvements, in Mississippi county. Arkansas, absolutely out of the boil weevil zone; finest staple cotton and alfalfa land; price $50 per acre; two crops will pay for it; don't waste your life trying to farm unprofitable land; come and see the most splendid farm ,ction of the civilized world; any sIze farm you want from 80 acres up. The Inter state Realty Co.,, Porter Bldg, Mem phis Tenn
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01

FOR sALE-1S0-acre farm, miles from Thorsby; 70 acres improved land; re- mainder timbered; has a groom house, barn and plenty water; good for gen. eral farming; $2O per acre. T. J. Martin, Jemison. Ala, Route 4.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01

FARMS-You tell 'em, we have em. All sizes, all locations, any price, any terms; old ones; new ones; rough ones smooth ones; improved or not. Write for free land catalog. Ingram Land Co.,, Em> pire Bldg, Birmingham.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01

FOR SALE OR TRADE Florida prop erty; lands or city property. Ad- dress H-41. care Age-Herald.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01

FINE FARM-25 miles Birminghan, mile of railroad and station: well in- proved; $l0 per acre: reasonable terms.
 -. F. Eborn, 3l5 Empire Bldg. NJ. Sl'S.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01

FINE FARM-275 acres, 20 miles Bir- mingham; 175 acrse under cultivation 175 acres rich bottom well improved; ; $500. This is near Sayre and Bryan stations on the l.. & N. and Southern railways. B. F. Eborn, 315 Empire Bldg. M. Sl73.
 FARM FOR SALE 400 acres, 250 in cultivation, balance in pasture and timber; on public road. IF miles of railroad station; well drained by large canal; no canal tax; six ten ant houses; will make bale of cotton to the acre and 75 bushels of corn; as good land as there is in the state of Mississippi. Price, $50 per acre. one-halr cash, balance to suit buyer. A o. Fri day, Maben, Miss.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01

SUBURBAN FARM 12O acres. near Huffman; 70 acres under cultivatio7 7-room dwelling, large barn; 50 acres woodland: fronts East Lake and Pin son macadam road 12 miles Birning- ham; good terms. B. F. Eborn, 315 Elm pire bldg. M. S173
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01

120 acres, Randolph county; 35 acres level land in crop, balance rolling; good timber: 3-room house and out buildings; on main pike, rural route
 and phone; price $15 per acre; easy terms; can use car or city lots for part. 2223 Jefferson Go. Bank Main
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01
FARM FOR SALE

The most up-to-the-minute To- acre farm, only 8 minutes from Birmingham; Groom jam-up house, electric lights, bath, hot and cold water; every city convenience. but no city taxes; barns, double garage; s1O,Ooo for quick sale. Dwyer, Main S400. SIS Empire Bldg.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01

MAIN 490O
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE K

NEAL ES "A L. OrN S%ALE h
 
 FARMS AND LAND FOR SA. l. 98 4O-ACRE farm on 10 years payment. You can make easy money telling your friends and neighbors about our lands and help us to sell them; free informa- tion, men or women Marbury Lumber Co., 22eS Jefferson County Bank Bldg. Main 1868.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01
E. E. DEAN & co.

FINE opportunity to make money; owner making a change offers S2 acres front ing brow of Shades mountain, facing Edgewood Country Club. The high al- titude, no smoke, no railroad crossings and the activity in the neighborhood where many are building fine homes, Shades mountain will be the high-class residential part of Birmingham. Also have 80 acres facing Montgomery highway. 71z miles out; lies beautifully; bargain for quick sale; good terms. Address owner, 1901 South Fist St. Phone Main 7923-W
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01
40 ACRES. S75

And s10 per month; 3-room house; seven acres under cultivation, balance good timber; all level land and watered by creek; miles from good town; 25 miles from Montgomery; price s975. 2223 Jefferson County Bank Bldg. Main 496S. FARMS FOR SALE-Write for our book let describing and pricing 100 farms in Colquitt and adjoining counties; 72 pages, and get valuable information about Colquitt county and Moultrie, ''The Market Place" Kline-Groover Real Estate Co.,, Moultrie. Ga.
 SUBURBAN FARM-Well improved truck garden; fronts macadam road, 2 miles of Bessenler; Drice right; terms reasonable. B. F. Eborn, 315 Empire Bldg. M. S173.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01

MISSISSIPPI lands for sale-S5 down and s monthly buys acres and 80 payer shell pecan trees in worlds great est pecan district; price $425; a grown tree will produce from 50 to 300 pounds in one year, worth now 75 cents per pound. Pafsphlet, What Acres on the Mississippi Gulf Coast Can Do," sent free. Dudley Scheffer, Ocean SrrinoS Miss
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01
55 ACRES

Close in to Jemison, with dandy 5-room dwelling, barn, orchard, etc.; level, fertile sandy loam soil; mighty handy to good town, where school and churches are good; great bargain at SS,00o. Sid L. Beason, with John B. Reid & Co.,. 515 North 20th st. Main 1872
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-01
FARM

T LAIN1I
 Bargain in real country home; 11o acres good houses, barns, sheds, garage, etc.; well and the best spring you can think of; 70 acres in cultivation; strong red chocolate and dark sandy loam; no fertilizer needed; located on Montgom- cry pike, 8 miles from Birmingham near railroad station; we have many farms, but this is the best small one on our list; price 5000; cheap at $S O0O will sell cows and calves, two fine mules, pigs, farming implements, Ford car, etc; you must hurry to get one like this: has not been for sale; bring check book for earnest money
 E. E. DEAN & co.
The Washington times., 1920-12-24
LEAVE HIM.
DEAR MISS TAIRFhN:


met a young about six months ago who
Is twenty-nine years old and / am only eight
cen He fell in love with me, and strange TO say
he did not appeal TO me at all. He forced him
self upon me, and made mo ioarn To- love him.
Whom had fallen to his charms, no told
day that he could only see me once week,
| asked him why, and after coaxing him a long
time he told me he was married and how sorry
hopes of our marriage, and a happy home. SO
you imagine how this blow affected me.
Like a fool, instead of not seeing him any more,
] decided could not 1.-Two without him, and con
unued to sec him once n week
Ho' told mo he had to marry this girl, because
OF personal troubles and mainly because tie
some day from her and her people, 7 did not
think much OF this but love Is stronger than
hate, and could not say a word | him
moro than week, and am very happy
when i do him. He has been married four
years, and always tells me OF the love he has
lost for hts wife, and that he loves me instead.
She cooks wonderfully we'll, and that is all he
keeps her for, they both work, and she turns
her money TO him, which he puts in the
bank under his name. l always ask him II he
could not get a divorce. But he says his people
could not think OF such a scandal in their fam
lily as 1t would break their hearts, as they all
love his wife 80 well.
I only wish l were not such fool and could
stop loving him, and leave him for good but It
is impossible. Should leave him for good He
says he cannot live without me, so really don't
know what to do Perhaps he Is just foolng
and I am the fool that Is blind and can't sec
through 1t. "a MAID IN DISTRESS"
II is my opinion that tho selfish brute Ia fool
ing you. And love has blinded you. Better take
squint at your case through ne clear cold eyes
horse. II will take mighty effort 10 do But
IT can be done. and 1t will be a safer ride.
II he were divorced and would marry you.
how you be sure that II would not be for
riagc'
II were you. should leave him for good
The Washington times., 1920-12-24
!$ss1 1EAR[anSSEEffk'A

Cstmos greetings from the hare been rolling thick
Gst too TO publish But the Inspiration back
deru The and boys girls ooU
oydhv desire worlds happiness
thousands Of delighted readers That's the spirit the old
'opdrtng and sunshine to the other fo;
spots in the bampy road Of life that somebody else
pleasant journey.
To all the fans conrbs and readers
bundles gloom qong
tie Wherc FOLKS hang you the fin IN
summer l0uU make Christmas Day the
garden
TO haze your riewpon Of life, and then through No
0 continue to make Heard and Seen the place whc
pondent hopeless of
The rdnbow unfdilngty ehGses away the clouds
The Washington times., 1920-12-24
Those Fourteen Opportunities
To Serve Humanity
By BILL PRICE.

1t should never be said of Washingtonians that they
failed to fully back the Fourteen Christmas Opportunities
presented by the Board of Charities These selected
opportunities to human beings in distress; provide
Tor needy women and children who without your aid
go without necessary food or warm clothing
Do not let this day go by until you have mailed to
JOHN JOY EDISON treasurer 923 street northwest the
largest sum you possibly spare The fourteen oppor
tunities printed i'll the newspapers detail If You
do not care to pick out particular then have your
check money applied the officials think best True
charity is calling, and you will respond.
The Washington times., 1920-12-24
Registered u s. Patent OfncA
BY K. c. B.

THEY WERE all AND THE man said
pleasant -
.TT'S MR.. Wilson
OVER THE phone. -.
WHICH HELPED WIZ Do you
some.
AND THE first one. AND I started
WAS A young lady AND THE man said.
OR An old lady -wHAT Is your
WITH 4 Young voice.
Az, 81, .,s AND ONCE more.
"WHAT Is your "''' % 'e'' IT,
name AND THE man said.
NNn AFTER strug- SHAKE Up your
phone"
WITH THE alphabet a,a
AND - Tor 1'''y' AND AFTER while
AND "T' for Tny HE GOT tho name
h"" tic:; AND THEN asked,
'"h W. IT.. "AND WHAT'S the
AND THEN she said troube7'
"AND WHATS the AND AGAIN.
trouble?"
TOLD 1t all:
AND THE man said
- 'N ':"S'"' Just WAIT a mo-
AND WHEN Id fin mont.
ished
err, MAYBE MIR. Jones
SCAN TELL you
JUST WAIT min about it."
ute.
AND MR. Jones came
"yOU'LL HAVE to
talk. AND SAID to me.
"wITH MR.. wilkins" "wHAT Is your
name?"
AND ! waited.
AND hadn't the
AND AFTER a while. strength.
AMAN spoke TO TELL it again.
AND ] said AND HUNG up the
phone.
ais THIS Mr. Will E.
kus?' I THANK you.
Mark Twain once expressed belief that forty
nine out of every hftv mon honest. But
Mark never paid 30 cents pound for sugar and
sici = month rent for four.room apartment
The Washington times., 1920-12-24
Beatrice Fairfax
Advice.
GOSSIP.
DEAR MISS FAIRFAN:
Advice.

am nineteen years old, and am engaged to
be married to young man twenty-five years
old next month l have lately heard from
OF his comrades, who served with him in the
marine corps in France that his association
with a French girl while there very que-
tionablc, This news has caused great
anxiety. and I would like your advice to
whether should mention tho subject {" him
for explanation. SERIDGS
I wonder what kind OF a love It is you profess
o have for this young man when you will listen
gossip about him from his comradc and be-
li"v" it, Ana | wonder what kind OF comrads
this person Is
It you think your love and his iovc IS big
enough, and II it will s,~> your anxiety any,
go ah cad and ask him.
The Washington times., 1920-12-24
Z HRIsTMAS TINE.

bHOy 81" beneath the Christmas tree
S,o him dance and shout nth giee,
Ihcrc's old Santa on the hearth
tnH OF ptSdom and Of mirth.
Dr' dm!y the north tcind bioUs
sending doun his deecv Snons:
"hhc the family. glad and gay.
Laugh the happy hours ntCGY,
listening 10 the soft, street SIGH
~ the rtnd thnt croohs a lullaby,
Happy faces all o0Iou.
Hdu0ht out homo such joys bcsiou
EDWARD J. IRVINE
The Washington times., 1920-12-24
NAMES FOR THE CLOWNS.

Let's hove q christening. The f,co
riokes camping on tho Intel OF THIS
open door to budding talent should
hoUo moro elegant montckers than
just "cIoUrs." Give me fans t1cek
TO suggest names and then pick the
best. For q starter I nominate them
the "T,oo DromioS," or ANDY and
Merry" JOE CONRLIN.
The Washington times., 1920-12-24
OLD SANTA CLAUS.

What would merry Christmas be without
Santa Claus?
The sweetest dream OF childhood would be
total lors.
Were there no mirthful mystery to maze
tho children think.
LIES chain Of fond remembrance would
lose a blissful link.
GEORGE SANDS JOHNSON.
The Washington times., 1920-12-24
SORRY, but

To 20. T. H." "a RESPECTABLE BAcHE-
LOR," III NJ" "a. n. S." "F. II. b." and tho
member OF Washington Secular League tall OF
whom are interested in the letter signed 81. So;
ested IN "DINIE):
l regret being unable to comply with your re-
quest but this column has made II strict rule
never TO arrange meetings between contributors.
The Washington times., 1920-12-24
THE SEVEN SEAS.

Don't call my shoes ferry boats"
The girl pleaded, Please"
'It boats they are they'll voyage far.
For they are les"
BLONDE AND BRUNETTE.
The Washington times., 1920-12-24
LOTS Of THIS SORT OF
COMPLAINT THIS SEASON

Did you ever waste several
months deliberately trying to win
a girls affections. incidentally
spending your last ducat and
then find that a chump who only
spends his evenings rs, and con-
tinues to be, the boss?
NICE.
The Washington times., 1920-12-24
MIsTLETOE OPPORTUNITY.

Let it be known that all three
elevators in the District National
Bank building are fully equipped
with mistletoe. Come all,
NINTH FLOOR.
The Washington times., 1920-12-24

c. E.-My father always told me t,
think before 7 spoke.
Anti-C. E.-Didn't he want you &c
talk at ALP V. Def.
The Washington times., 1920-12-24

The secret of success is work.
but who in tho devil wants to
know secrets. TILiCUM.
The Washington times., 1920-12-24
THOSE WE LOVE.

They say the world 10 round-Rnd yet
! often think Il square,
So many little hurts we get
From the corners here and there;
But there's ono truth IN life I've found
while journcying East and West.
The only folks We really wound
Are those We love the best.
We hatter those we scarcely know,
We please the heeting guest.
And deal full many . thong htlcss blow
To those we love the best.
The Washington times., 1920-12-24

Charles T.. Hughes, the only gent with two
full sets Of .whiskers on ono chin, also has been
subpoenaed by gossip for tho Job. Mr.. Hughes
the owner OF cabinet himself for
twenty-four hours. He went to sleep President
but made tho fatal mistake Of waking I'D.
The Washington times., 1920-12-24

He prepares newspaper statement in which
he states that he is sorry to leave the country
flat its national debt but must resign, be-
cause he and the President were unable to decide
whether n veto was a habit or a laundry mark.
The Washington times., 1920-12-24

81 He goes back home and picks up the scattered
threads OF his life, sells the riparian rights to
his book on four minutes in Washington. and
The Washington times., 1920-12-24

There arc very few men who can
handle a red-hot lamp chimney and
at the same time say, There is no
place like home" without becoming
SPECTATOR.
The Washington times., 1920-12-24

The last bird mentioned for warrcn'- cabinet
is Bill Bryan. Very correct. He should be tho
last cuckoo mentioned.