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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

fit in. the serving. 1t is not Gov
ernmental policy to ask something
for nothing. If the truth were told
in the hearings, and there is no
contradiction, the business has not
been half so profitable in these
monopolistic dealings with the Gov
eminent as the steel business has
been in the commercial world of
production"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

When girl plays a ragtime so
that is sounds like a funeral march,
it may be truthfully aid that she
is numbering the music.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

The man who thinks the country
is being run just as good as he
could run it himself can be safely
classed as a conservative.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

II Christian Science succeeds in
making us believe there is no such
thing as pain. 1t will rob lot Of
people of the pleasure they take In
being miserable. N
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

War in Mexico must be a very
insipid affair compared to the kind
Sherman once referred to in Ian
guage that has become famous.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

The man who is so constituted
that you would be willing to do
most any kind of a favor for him
is the one who seems to need help
the least.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

You never realize how many men
there are out of work until you
start to do some Outdoor job that is
a little difficult of performance.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

Repentance comes readily when
you see what your sin has cost you.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

There is no man so poor as he
who is rich in vain platitudes.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

Some people rise by getting in on
the ground floor of everything that
comes along.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

A woman often finds herself we'll
fixed financially after having failed
in marriage.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

The man who makes the most
noise talking makes the least noise
thinking.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

Beauty is only skin deep-and
most of the pretty girls. haven't
much depth.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

A woman gets suspicious when a
man shaves off his moustache while
she is away on a visit.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

A conscience needs exercise
keep it in a healthy condition.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

Z Don't skim the cream off the milk
of human kindness before peddling
it out.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

Give some people bite of an
apple and there'll be no core.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

The man who never gives up
will some day have money out at
interest.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

Cheerfulness is about the only
contagious thing we aren't afraid of.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

Don't borrow trouble with the
intention of returning it with inter-
est.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

Those who live the most are not
the ones who live the fastest.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

When you hear a woman has
educated her husband, it may mete-
ly be meant that she has been Civ
ing him pieces OF her mind" at
various intervals.
Property on Wall street is said
to be worth forty million dollars an
acre and not foot of 1t is brok-
en- to the plow, nor is the water fit
for dairying purposes.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07
THINGS WE THINK

Virtue is fault with some peo-
pie.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07
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The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

1t is easy to be cheerful when
those around you are cheerful-so,
from a selfish standpoint, it is worth
while to try to make happy those
you associate with.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

1t makes man feel like a suck
er to see the kisses he has coaxed
for wasted upon a little black and
white pup.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-07-07

1t is no wonder a man loses his
power of speech when talking to a
girl who is "too sweet for word"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02
SCHOOL NEWS

The high school, the total registra-
tion of which reaches 228, has a fresh
man class of Sc, the largest in the
history of the institution. The total
enrolment for all city schools is 1856.
"A new record. The segregated enroll
ment of other schools is: Junior high.
1872; Park street grade, 294; Coe pri-
mary, l82
With the appointment of Miss Mae
Harbert, of Springfield, to the chair of
science in the high school, the facul-
ties Of the city schools are full. Miss
Harbert arrived here yesterday.
If students of the domestic science
department of the high school could
put to practice their knowledge in all
local households the high cost of living
would be put to route. A final compu-
tation of three course luncheon served
by girls Of the department, under su-
pervision of Miss Grace E. Smith, re-
veals that 80 delegates to the confer
ence of the Oregon department of vo-
cational agriculture cost only 80 cents
apiece
The girls aiding Miss Smith were
Evelyn Grain. Clara Barton, Alice Car
son, Vera Folts and Marjorie Hebard.
Fifty per cent of the teachers of the
Hood River schools are new. and 70
per cent of the high school faculty are
newcomers. Supt. Cannon, however,
is determined to make the year one of
the most successful in the city's his
tory. With the aid of the commercial
department he will distribute at fre-
quent intervals a small bulletin, deal
ing with problems of teachers. In the
initial number of the bulletin he calls
for cooperation of all teachers for a
year characterized by production of
scholarshipSand character.
In accordance with the state law
physical training will be taught in all
grades of the city schools this year. A
longer school day will enable teachers
to devote periods to the new work.
Miss Frances Elizabeth Baker will
supervise the work in the grades and
junior high school, while Earl Fleisch-
man will be in charge of the boys of
the high school in both physical train
ing and athletics.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02

work as a nurse at the Cottage hospital
last Tuesday.
Mrs. Adolph Patreau went to Hood
River Friday to be under the DOCTOR
care.
Miss Marbyeth Blagg, of Hood River
spent Thursday here with relatives
Flint Bradford was Hood River
visitor Tuesday.
Miss HiIda Mckinley, of Sheridan, is
here for few days visit with rela'
tives.
A j. Sawyer came home last week
after spending the past monLh wiz
relatives and friends in the Willamette
valley.
Miss Beryl Blagg came up Friday tc
visit her aunt, Mrs. |. F. Eyerson; ohe
returned to her home at Hood River
Saturday evening.
Roy Fiscus and family spent Sunday
here at the c. w. Kitchei home.
X. P. Loop, of McMinnville, who is
representing the Vertical Feed Sewing
Machine Co., has been canYassing our
neighborhood the past week.
The Comrades Glass of the Sunday
school will hold their entertainment
at the church Thursday evening. Come
and bring your friends.
John Cosgrove was in from Lookout
Mountain over the week end.
DR.. and Mrs. e. d. Kanaga were re-
Gently accompanied to Mount Hood by
Miss Celia Hager and Mrs. 0. I. We'd
emeyer and daughter.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02
AT THE THEATRES
Paramount week from September
to IL.
THE LIBERTY

Friday and Saturday. September 3
and A. Alice Brady in "The Dark Lam
tern, her latest Realart release. Also
Mutt and Jeff cartoon.
Sunday, one day only, September 5,
Rex Beach's famous story, "The
Brand, also Paramount Magazine.
Monday and Tuesday, September G
and Z, the famous Alaskan story. "The
Law of the Yukon" directed by the
same director who produced that ia
nous picture, "The Flame of the Yu-
kon. Also a Topics of the Day.
Wednesday and Thursday, September
g and 9, the Famous Players Lasky
special 1.-THE White Heather" pro-
duced by Maurice Tournier, also a
Christie comedy, "Wild and Western. ="
Friday and Saturday. September 10
and II, Ethel Clayton in the Paramount
picture. "The Thirteenth Command
ment. Also.Mutt and jeff cartoon.
Vera Kolstad at. the Liberty organ.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02
SLIDE THREATENS
HIGHWAY MOTORISTS

Mr.. and Mrs. John Bee, accompanied
by their three small children, one q
daughter only four weeks old, and Mr..
and Mrs. H. S. Haroldson, all of Couer
d'Alene. Ida, en- route to Portland,
narrowly escaped serious injury Friday
when an avalanche of rocks on the
Highway between here and Mosier
crushed the top of their car.
The party had stopped between the
twin tunnels to look at the Columbia
gorge from the viewpoint. A shower.
it is presumed, started the avalanche.
Most of the rocks that showered down
on them were of small size, but one
weighed an estimated 200'pounds, and
this striking the top of the automobile
demolished 1t and bruised Mrs. Bees
hip. She was rushed here, where it
was found that no bones were broken.
Had the huge boulder. tumbling from
height of 100 feet, fallen six inches
nearer, both Mrs. Bee and her. infant
would no doubt have been killed.
A number of slides have been re.
ported at this point recently. A con-
crete awning, however, placed over the
narrow space betW cen the tunnels is
outlined by the highway department for
protection of motorists.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02
THE GEM

Open every evening during Para
mount week.
Saturday. September 4. Harry Morey
in The Man Who Dared, also Holmes
Travel picture.
Sunday and Monday, September
and 6, Vivian Martin in a Paramount
picture. Louisiana. also Pearl White
in THE Black Secret.
Tuesday and Wednesday, September
Z and S. Marguerite Clark in Come
Out Of the Kitchen, Paramount pic
ture.
Thursday and Friday, September g
and 10. Mary Pickford in her greatest
Paramount success. "Hulda From Hol-
land. also Eddie Polo in The Vanish
ing Dagger"
Remember, its Paramount week.
Every show 100 per cent.
Barbara Vaughan at the piano.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02
DIR. SIFTON TELLS
OF MOTOR TRIP

''The thing that impressed me most
on a / 800 mile automobile tour Of
Washington, the Puget Sound district
and British Columbia and Vancouver
Island" says DR.. j. w. Sifton, who
was accompanied by Mrs. Sifton and
Rev. and Mrs. w. H. Boldly, twas
Rainier National Park. Paradise Inn
entertained 480 people the day we were
there. They were crowded right along.
All this was made possible by good
roads. We can have just as heavy a
traffic of tourists to the base of Mount
Hood if we will provide the road. prob
ably more, for we are closer to the
source of tourist supply. | believe we
will have the crowds when we get the
Mount Hood Loop and some good hotels
around the base of our snow peak. "
DR.. SIfton and his party journeyed
first to Astoria and thence up the coast
to Long Beach, Wash. and Chehalis.
They met with many detours, but DR..
Sifton declares that at no place was the
travel unpleasant. He says the detours
offer variety of travel. But for nu-
merous stretches of pavement, he de-
clares, motorists would find the detours
fair going. Paving, Dr. Sifton thinks,
has spoiled motorists. They now want
all highways paved. The party made
the Georgian circuit. They motored to
the north end of Vancouver Island.
II have never seen any roads finer, )"
says DR.. Sifton, 'than the earth roads
to Vancouver Island. | am told that
they are kept in condition by constant
maintenance. We were surprised to
find so few Oregon cars. California
automobiles we're far greater in num-
Der than those from Oregon On all
of our trip we did not find thing that
could compare with our own Columbia
River Highway"
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02
BABE, OREGONIAN
MARE, is DEAD

Genuine grief prevailed among Hood
River families last Thursday when it
was learned that Babe, a gray mare,
known to all Hood River as the Ore
gonan horse, had to be shot, following
an incurable illness. For IL years
Babe, owned by the Slocom & Garfield
Co. local circulation agents of the Ore
gonian, has drawn the cart from which
boys delivered the paper to all parts of
the city. The clatter of her hoofs had
become a kind of alarm clock for many
residents.
No member of the circulation staff
of the paper had been more faithful
than Babe, who has missed less than
six days carrying the papers in her IL
years of service, according to Geo. |.
Slocom. Formerly she was rented to
carriers for delivery of mail to the
Heights section. Lately, however, the
sole duties of Babe have been drawing
the Oregonian delivery cart.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02
PINE GROVE

Mrs. J. d. McCully will entertain the
ladies of the Aid Society at silver tea
Thursday afternoon of this week. Mem
bers are urged to be present and all the
ladies of the neighborhood are invited.
Mr.. and Mrs. p. b. Laraway and
Miss Adah, Miss Turney and Mrs. Muir
ply returned last week Wednesday
from nearly | 900 mile motor trip and
are enthusiastic over Oregon scenery.
They visited Bend and Crater Lake.
spending three days in the national
park and returned by way of Medford.
Mrs. Maude Murphy and son, Jim,
left last Thursday for their home in st.
Paul.
Mrs. Martin Dragseth was called to
Wilsonvlle last. week on account of the
serious illness of her mother, Mrs.
Wagner.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. C. Keck and son.
Wendell, motored to Salem last week.
Mrs. Julia Hunt came from Portland
Tuesday for visit at the Jarvis home.
Mrs. g. M. Rice. Of Pendleton, who
has been a guest of Mrs. Thos. Avery,
returned home with her son, Lyman
lAiNtg ldbb Ntths MIS- I4NAHun LNiNt hl4t
son left for Pendleton Tuesday.
Mrs. Chas. Ham, who has been spend
ing the summer with her parents, left
for Spokane last Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs f. II. Blackman and
Mr.. and Mrs. j. G. Jarvis left Friday
for a motor trip to the coast. They
visited Gearhart, Seaside and Cannon
Beach and returned Sunday by way Of
Tillamook. The long detour from Clats-
kanie to Astoria was braved, despite
its bad reputation, and the reports were
not exaggerated but it is a trip of won
derful beauty aside from the roads.
Thirteen miles Of heavy going We're en-
countered south of Cannon Beach and
was either soap stone clay or crushed
rock. In the Willamette valley the
roads are in good condition since the
rain.
Miss Ruth, Clyde, to Portland. is a
guest Of Mrs. r. c. Brownlee.
Miss Margaret Ferrin expects to
leave Friday for her school in Grass
Valley.
Miss Mary Mcintyre. who is a soror-
ity house-mother at o. A. c., was q
guest Of Mrs. C. T. Roberts last week.
On account Of a session Of the county
teachers institute being held Monday
the school will open Tuesday, Septem-
Der Z. Pupils should secure their books
prior to that date and bring their
lunches prepared for full days ses-
sion on the first day.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02
Ba[tmeSS Praises Inn Road

The heavy rains have left the roads
of the Upper Valley and the highway
through the national forest TO Cloud
Cap Inn in excellent condition" " saws
s. +. Bartmess, who Monday. accom-
panied by his wife. Mrs Mary Neisler
and Lewis A. Kumler, the latter Of De-
Graft. o., motored 10 the Inn. "Now
is the best time Of the year for a visit
to the mountain resort. for the views
afforded Of surrounding wide expanses
Of landscape are superb.
Mr.. Bartmess has high praise for
Homer Rogers, who he declares is
seraping the toll road through the for
est and cutting away bushes that over
hang the route.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02

J. C. Duckwall has purchased new
Dodge touring car.
Fred Eggert spent several days last
week visiting relatives in Portland.
School opened rMonday with good
attendance. The following are mem
bers of the High school faculty: v.
M. Vose. Miss Leila Johnsonsand Miss
Mary Rogers. The grammar school has
the follwing corps of teachers; mrs
b. M. Yeates, Mrs. S. w. Koeller, Miss
Agnes Mehring and Miss Vivian Jones.
The Ladies'a Aid Society members
have been busy preparing for the
moonlight picnic Wednesday evening,
when the members entertained then
husbands. This was a custom OF the
earlier days of this society and many
pleasant gatherings are recalled.
John C. Duckwall was a business
visitor in Portland last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Sheppard and
Mrs. K. M. Sheppard attended the
Sheppard Freyler wedding at Corvallis
last week. The party motored to Cor
wallis and return. Both Chas. Shep.
pard and his bride are popular here and
friends gladly tender good wishes.
The paved road through Odell APP
proaches the time when concrete will
be mixed and poured. In fact, it is
quite likely this will be in progress by
the time this weeks s issue OF the Gla-
cier is mailed to readers. All are anx-
iously awaiting completion Of this bit
of road, as apple time draws near and
delivery Of packed fruit to local ware
houses begins.
Vinton Jones and Elmer Annala spent
the week end in Portland.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. E. Ferguson and
daughter, Miss Martha, have been
spending a time at the coast.
Mr.. and Mrs. |. IT, Lafferty and Mr..
and Mrs. Lewis motor to Tillamook
and spent most of last week there.
An old-fashoned box social will be
held by the grange Thursday night,
September 8. The grange will close
its regular meeting at $50 o'clock.
after which the doors will be opened
for the festivities. Over dozen new
members have been admitted into the
organization within the past month
and several more will be admitted at
the next meeting.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. w. Koeller, of Para
disc, CAL, have domiciled themselves
for the coming school year in the resi-
dence of Mr.. and Mrs. G. A. Weber
Mrs. Koeller is the new teacher of the
fifth and sixth grades.
Rev. Newman closed the fourth year
of his pastorate of the Methodist
church here last Sunday by baptsing |
four persons, admitting five members |
into the church and holding a commun-
ion service. The new members are
Mrs. William Lester and her four sons
and daughters, who were admitted at
the evening service. The baptised are
the three youngest children of Mrss
Lester and the infant son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Allison Fletcher. Mr.. Newham
left for Moscow, Ida. Monday night to
attend the annual session of the Co
lumbia River conference.
The only services at the Methodist
church next Sunday will be Sunday
school at 10 a. m. and Epworth League
at 8 p. m.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02
BELMONT

Miss Avis Sailing, of Forest Grove
arrived Thursday to spend the wintel
with her grandmother. Mrs. M. +.
lsenberg. Miss Avis will attend hlgf
school in Hood River.
Mrs. Maie Chubb left Saturday tC
spend a few weeks with Mr.. and Mrs.
Guy Harvey and family at Wamic.
Misses Marian and Dorothy Howard.
after spending their vacation at the
home of Mr.. and Mrs. Marsh lsenberg,
and family left for their home in Port
land Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs S. +. Atken left Sat
urday to visit Mr.. and Mrs. w. j. En-
schede and family at Amity.
Mr.. Hurlburt, of Portland, spent the
weekend at the Hurlburt ranch VISIT
ing his daughter and grandchildren.
Chas. Goodenough is visiting his
parents, brothers and sisters, coming
from Ohio to spend his vacation with
the home folks.
Mrs. A. Osburn left Tuesday for her
home in Astoria.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. M. Holbrook left
Thursday over the Highway for Port
land.
Mrs. Tralford E. Smith entertained
some of her friends at luncheon Tues
day.
Miss Ezma Jones visited at the l.. L.
Barker home Monday.
VIM. Metcalf and family are moving
to Clifton, where they will make their
home OH the property lately purchased
by Gus Miller.
Geo. Galloway and Edwin Norder
left Friday over the Highway on a
business trip to Portland.
The social club Of the Belmont young
er set will meet Saturday afternoon
with Pearl and Irene Chubb on Metho-
dist Lane.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02
COMMUNITY CHURCH
RROVES SUCCESSFUL

Following a months vacation River
side church will be opened again Sun
day. the pastor, W. H. Boldly, in the
pulpit. The church is closing this
month the first year of its history as a
community church. With the calling
of Mr.. Boldly, a Presbyterian, to the
Congregational pulpit year ago the
church undertook work on rather broad
er lines than the specifically denomina-
tional church. From the beginning the
idea has met with favor in Hood River
and seldom are there any available
seats in the body of the church. The
membership is growing rapidly. The
Sunday school has nearly doubled its
membership. The contributions Of the
church have been several times as great
as in any preceding year. Out of the
benevolent offerings this year Riverside
church contributed to boards of five de-
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02
Ask The Teachers Out for Dinner

County Supt. Gibson is advising peo-
Pile Of Hood River county TO invite
their teachers out to dinner occasion
ally.
"lf the teachers salary is Mary, "
saws Mr.. Gibson. "her board bill is the
little lamb. which has now grown to a
husky sheep. We should give our
teachers a sincere. hearty welcome.
Central Vale is leading with Iolly-up
tomorrow. We have more new teachers
than ever before.
County teachers will convene here
Monday for a days session Of teachers
institute. At noon they will merge
their activities into the general Benson
Day celebration, commemorating the
opening Of the Highway.
Schools that have not already opened
will open next Tuesday. No change IN
books Is announced for the year.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02
Crosby Has Fine Corn

J.. r. Crosby Saturday displayed
stalks Of corn from a three acre path
Of bottom land on his 0dell place that
viii yield. according to estimates. more
than $50 bushels. Nearly an a the
stalks carry two big ears Of corn.
which is Of the Yellow Dent variety.
Years ago they said corn couldn't
be grown here, says Mr.. Crosby, 'hut
my patch refutes the statement en-
! have wstered the corn by
sub-irrigation.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02
Fugitive Negro Caught Here

Sheriff Chrisman, of The Dalles,
came here Saturday night to return to
that city Tom Clifton, big negro who
claims Portland as his home, and who
is accused of an attempt to assault a
white woman at the neighboring city
Friday night. Clifton, who claims that
he was returning to his home from Wy
oming, was captured by Marshal FRA
zier few minutes after receiving ad-
vices from The Dalles. The negro.
stealing a ride aboard train, was dis
possessed of a revolver and two rabbits
feet.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1920-09-02
WILLOW FLAT
CENTRAL VALE

Central Vale school opened Monday
with an excellent attendance.
Miss Bessie Henry has erected a fine
new modern apple house.
Much damage was done the apple
crop on Willow Flat by the high winds
Sunday.
Mrs. Anna Sawyer expects 90 spend
the winter in town. She is 10 take ur
her nursing profession.
Miss Mamie Coperude. OF Portland. is
visiting her parents IN Dukes Valley.