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The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29
NEEDED TO TALK OUT LOUD
Doughboy Might Have Had Right Idea, but Surely He Had Never
 Driven Mules.

Returning soldiers tell good story of a mule driver in France. He was driving a four-mule team hitched to a ration wagon and, as he told the story, he lost his way in the night and mist and drove right through the American trench line which was not continuous at that point, and started rumbling along an old road which led across No Mans Land. He had gone few rods when a doughboy jumped out of lis- tening post and began to signal to him with both hands.
 "Whats the matter?" shouted the driver.
 Hush :" said the doughboy in low md agonized whisper. You're head ed straight toward the German lines. For Gods sake turn around and don't speak above whisper"
 'Whisper, h-!" boomed the driver. I've got to turn four mules around"
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29
DOESN'T NEED ANY
 LAXATIVES NOW
Mir. Becker says life ls Joy, without constipation or stomach
 trouble.

'T had catarrh of the stomach and head for three years. My stomach was so bad that every time I ate anything sweet, such as fruit or pastry, the burning hot water would run out of my mouth. l look laxative every night
 Since taking Milks Emulsion my bow els move regularly. I have now taken ten bottles and have gained 101h pounds. All my friends remark how fine l am looking, and it seems a pleasure to live again, without stomach trouble. Bert Becker, Miami. Ohio.
 Physics usually make slaves out or their users, and weaken the bowels in- stead of correcting them. Stomach trouble in many cases is directly due to constl- patton.
 Milks Emulsion is a pleasant, nutritive food and a corrective medicine. It re- stores healthy, natural bowel action, do- ing away with all need of pills and phys ics. 1t promotes appetite and quickly puts the digestive organs In shape to as- simulate food. As builder of flesh and strength Mlks Emulsion is strongly rec commended to those whom sickness has weakened, and is a powerful aid in re- sisting and repairing the effects of vast Ing diseases. Chronic stomach trouble and constipation are promptly relieved usually in one day.
 This is the only solid emulsion made. and so palatable that it is eaten with spoon like ice cream. Truly wonderful for weak. sickly children.
 No matter how severe your case, you are urged to try Milks Emulsion under his guarantee-Take six bottles home with you, use 1t according to directions, and if not satisfied with the results your money will be promptly refunded. Price soc and s120 per bottle The Milks Emul- sion Co.,. Terre Haute, Ind. Sold by drug gists everywhere.-Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29
Don't Let Catarrh Drag
 You Into Consumption

halers, jellies and other local appli- cations. s. $. $. is an excellent syS- tem-cleanser; it is not sold or recom- mended for Venereal Diseases.
 s. s. s. has proven most satisfac- tory remedy for Catarrh because 1t goes direct to its source, and tends to remove the germs of the disease from the blood. Get bottle from your druggist today, and begin the only log, ical treatment that gives real results. For free medical advice, write to Medi- cal Director, 104 Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29
Her Preference.

The man next door had n close clipped mustache while fathers face was smooth. And Mary Ellen looked on the nelghbor with something akin to awe. Also longing came into her heart. And one day she voiced It.
 Father was getting ready to shave when Mary Ellen happened to come into the room. She put out protest ing little hand. "Oh, daddy, don't shave" she begged Il would like to have whsker daddy"
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29
URIC ACID IN MEAT
 CLOGS THE KIDNEYS
Take a Glass of Salts if Your Back Hurts or Bladder
 Bothers.

If you must have your meat every day eat it, but flush your kidneys with salts occasionally, says noted au- thority who tells us that meat forms uric acid which almost paralyzes the kidneys in their efforts to eXpel 1t from the blood They become slug gish and weaken, then you suffer with dull misery in the kidney region, sharp pains in the back or sick head ache dizziness. your stomach sours, tongue is coated and when the weather Is bad you have rheumatic twinges. The urine gets cloudy. full of sedi- ment. the channels often get sore and irritated. obliging you to seek relief two or three times during the night.
 To neutralize these irritating acids. to cleanse the kidneys and flush off the body's urinous waste get four ounces of lad Salts from any phar- macy here; take tablespoonful in glass of water before breakfast for few days and your kidneys will then act fine This famous salts Is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with lithia, and has been used for generations to flush and stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize the acids in urine, so it no longer irritates. thus ending bladder weakness.
 lad Salts is inexpensive; cannot in- jure, and makes d delightful efferves- cent lithia- water drink Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29
Not Himself.

"I once heard pugilist say he would not enter the movies for a sal ary of S10,0O0 week and nothing and make a monkey out of himself as he was fighter and not an actor"
 "Extraordinary What happened next?"
 His manager rushed up in great distress and soon proved to the satis- faction of everybody present that the pugilst had been drinking and was not responsible for his wild talk Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29

Doesn't hurt bit! Drop a. little Freezone on an aching corn, instantly that corn stops hurting, then you lift it right out. Yes, magic! No humbug
 A tiny bottle of Freezone costs but a few cents at any drug store, but is sufficient to remove every hard corn, soft corn, or corn between the toes, and the calluses, without soreness or irritation.
 Freezone is the sensational dis covery of a Cincinnati genius. It is wondcrful.-Adv.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29
SiospitaIs Sor Incurables.

The establishment i'll the United States of at least four hospitals for incurahles, to be under church con- trol. is an important recommendation in the hospital program now being mapped cut by the interchurch world movement.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29
The Mysterious Fascination.

q don't approve of some of these popular songs," remarked the severe Eer'.on.
 "l'ou don't have to pay any atten- ton to those you disapprove."
 "Oh, yes, I do. That's the worst of il. They are the very ones that keep running through my head"
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29
Avoid Its Dangerous Stage.

There is more serious stage of Ca farrh than the annoyance caused by the stopped-up air passages, and the hawking and splitting and other dis tasteful features.
 The real danger comes from the tendency of the disease to continue its course downward until the lungs be- come affected, and then dreaded con sumption is on your path. Your own experience has taught you that the disease cannot be cured by sprays, h.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29

You can't be mean and happy any more than an apple can be sour and sweet.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29

|. takes an umbrella dealer to see the silver lining of cloud.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29
Removes Red Ink Stains.

To remove red ink stains from tanle linen spread freshly made mus tard over the stain and leave about one-half hour. Then sponge off and all trace of ink will have gone.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29
The Real Term.

"I wrote up those athletic achieve ments from some magazine foot notes"
 'I should call them feat notes."
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29

Forget the faults of other people.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29

Excess is an enemy of success.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29

You may have noticed that few busi' ness men feel at ease at polite so- cial function.
The Nevada County picayune., 1920-04-29

Making Fast. "He bolted the ticket" erhen what happened?' "He and the party locked horns"
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1920-04-24
ROGER SULLIVAN DEAD
DEMOCRATIC LEADER WAS DE
VOTED CATHOLIC.

Roger Sullivan, national Democratic
leader, succumbed to pneumonia in
Chicago on April IA at the age of SO
years. He is said to have been great
ly responsible for making Mr.. Wood
row Wilson president of the United
States. He was born on an Illinois
farm and went to work in Chicago at
10 years. He left fortune of several
million dollars.
Political leaders from all over the
country, regardless of party affiliation
attended the funeral. President Will
son telegraphed his condolences and
Secretary Tumulty attended the fu
neral
The obsequies were held in Holy
Name Cathedral last Saturday morn
ing, Archbishop Mundelein officiating
Bishop Muldoon spoke over the re
mains.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1920-04-24
BISHOP MURRAY
AUXILIARY OF HARTFORD TO BE
CONSECRATED ON APRIL %.

April rs is the date set by Most Rev.
John Bonzano, d. D., Apostolic Dele
gate, for the consecration of Chan
cellor John Gregory Murray as AuXil-
iary Bishop of the Hartford, Conn,
Diocese. The Holy See has decided to
bestoW upon Father Murray the title
of Bishop of Flavias.
Bishop-elect Murray was born in
Waterbury, Conn, February 26, 1877;
made his classical and philosophical
studies at Holy Cross College, Wor-
cester; was sent to the American Col
lege at Louvain by Bishop Tierney,
and was ordained priest April IA, 1900,
by AuXiliaryBishop Van der Staten,
of Mechlin. After returning home, he
served for three years as professor of
Latin, Greek and German at st. Thorn
as Preparatory Seminary in Hartford
On October 5, 1903, he was named
chancellor of the diocese.
At Holy Cross College, Father Muir
rays record for scholarship is counted
one of the assets of the institution
| while at the American College, where
| he is called The Pearl of Louvain, ,
it is said that no one before his time
ever made such a brilliant course
and no one has equalled it since his
departure.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1920-04-24
BISHOPS At CAPITAL
BISHOPS COMMITTEE MEETS IN
WASHINGTON TO DISCUSS
WELFARE WORK.

Members of the Administrative
Committee of the National Catholic
Welfare Council met at the Catholic
University on April IA and Is to re-
view the work already accomplished
and to formulate plans for the future
Arch bishop Edward j Hanna of San
Francisco presided. In addition to
Archbishop Hanna, members of the
committee at the meetings were:
Archbishop Austin Bowling of st. Paul
Bishop William T. Russell of Charles
ton, S. c.. Bishop Joseph Schrembs OF
Toledo, Ohio, and Bishop Peter J. Null
doom of Peoria, Ill.
1t was announced that a full report
of the Councils work and an outline
of further activities will be prepared
in time for submission to the annual
meeting of the Archbishops and Bish
OBS Of the United States in Washing
ton next September.
Members of the committee eX
pressed satisfaction with the progress
the Council has thus far made in real
izing the program adopted several
months ago This program contem
plated constant, constructive efforts tC
organize and direct the Catholic laity
along social, educational and civic
lines.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1920-04-24
Miraculous Crucifix in Spain

pilgrims have passed by this church,
and conservative average would
give more than ten thousand persons
of all classes of society that have seen
the miraculous phenomena. There are
about one thousand sworn affidavits,
and a good many miraculous cures,
though only a few of these are duly
attested and sworn. Among the per-
sons who have seen the movement of
eyes and mouth of the crucifiX, the
dripping Of blood, the opening of the
chest wound, Ohe sculpture hasn't
any, as it is a Christ of the Agony,
and therefore has not the wound of
the lance, the heaving of the chest
and a good many have contemplated
the complete agony of the cross, some.
times as much time as one hour and a
half-among the viewers, as | said,
there are lawyers, doctors, engineers,
military men, naval officers, professors
of science, women, children, etc.
When the apparitiOns take place at
different hours of the day and even
at night time about eight TO fifteen
per cent of the persons present see
the phenomena. The majority see
nothing, except the great impressions
| made upon the observers Some of
! them are SO shaken that they are TAX
en- i'll on the moment, and this is more
frequent amongst the unbelievers.
| These cases, though they are a good
number (some sixty or seventy, are
! few compared with the great number
| OF persons who have the happiness to
| look on such ineXplicable wonders.
The book | am sending you will
| give you a very good history of the
| events
enclose also a photo of the miracu-
lous Christ, that has been touched to
the blessed Image.
| AS to the truth of the events, al
most all the Catholic press of Spain
has spoken again and again about
them, and many bishops have come
to the shrine. The bishop of Pinar
del Rio (Cuba) has personally seen
the apparitions, they ought to be
called better manifestations and has
written few months ago a pastoral
letter on the subject
Perhaps it will strengthen my ac-
count of the facts, the knowledge that
| have been a witness of all the events
since they began, and also my stand
ing as president of the Catholic party
OF Mexico. 1t is due to this fact |
have come here tO tho nIoca of mn,
forefathers, and have a sincere friend
ship for the actual rector of this par
ish.
Hoping that | have answered your
questions to your wishes, remain,
Yours truly,
i (SignedD
i G. FERNANDEZ SOMELLERA
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1920-04-24
VATICAN WINS APPEAL
LEGACY CASE is SENT BACK FOR
RETRIAL.

Recently a test action, brought by
an Italian noble, Giacomo G. Degliat-
ii. against the Sacred Congregation of
Propaganda, to recover legacy left
to Propaganda in 1880 by an ancestor
of his, and with it accumulated inter
test during the 240 years that have
since elapsed, was decided in favor
of the plaintiff by the Court of Ap-
peal of Aquila, which accepted the
allegation of bad faith against the
Propaganda. Such verdict being
ruinous for all legatees, especially re-
ligious legatees, the Propaganda ap
pealed to the Court of Cessation OF
Rome. This court has anulled the yer
dict, censured the Tribunal of Aquils
for accusing the Propaganda OF bac
faith, and has referred the case bach
for retrial to the Tribunal of Bologna
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1920-04-24
ROMAN CONS|STORY
SPANISH CARDINAL FORMALLY
APPOINTED PREPARATIONS
FOR COMING CANONIZATIONS.

According to the official announce
ment in the Osservatore Romano, a
papal consistory was held last Thurs
day. This consistory was part of
the ceremonial prescribed for the
coming canonization of several sons
and daughters of the Church.
At the public consistory, held in the
torial advocates formally pleaded the
causes of Blessed Gabriel dell 'Addo-
larata, Blessed Margaret Mary Ala
coque and Joan of Arc; and the Pope
imposed the red hat on Cardinal Sol.
devila Romero, Archbishop of Sar,
gossa, Spain, who was created and pro.
claimed cardinal at the consistory last
December, and who subsequently re-
ceived the biretta from the King OF
Spain.
According to custom, following the
ceremonies, the Pope, at a public con
sistory, announced names Of bishops
recently apopinted but there were ne
new cardinals created.
By the reading of the decree 'Dt
Tuto'' in the presence of the Pope
Sunday, April Is, for the beatificatior
of the Uganda Martyrs, the processes
| in all eight of these causes have beer
| completed. Preparations are goin,
forward rapidly at st. Peters for th'
ceremonies. Tribunes have beel
erected and next week they will begil
erecting the throne canopy for tn
Pope's celebration of Masses and tn
concentrations of May Is and Is.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1920-04-24
LAYMEN'S CONVENTION
CALL ISSUED FOR REPRESENTA- A
TIVES OF MEMS ORGANl-
ZATlONS.

A call for a conference of represen-
tatives of all Catholic national mems S
organizations, to be held in Chicago
on Wednesday, May 5, has been sent
out by the Right Rev. Joseph
Schrembs, Bishop of Toledo, O., chair
man of the Department of Lay Organi-
cations of the National Catholic Wei
fare Council.
The conference, the first of it's kind
ever held in America, will be for the
purpose of mapping out ways and
means whereby Catholic organizations
may be enabled to act in concert in
matters in which they have a common
interest, and to reach definite conclu
siOns on relations with Catholic or
ganizatons abroad, especially the pow
erful bodies in Europe and South
America.
Invitations have been issued tC
more than twenty-five societies of ma
tional standing for the conference
which will be held in La Sale Hotel
and which will probably last two days
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1920-04-24
FATHER COSGROvE DEAD
FORMER PASTOR OF ST. VIM
CENTS CHURCH, THIS CITY,
WAS IN IRELAND IN QUEST OF
HEALTH.

His Grace the Most Reverend Arch
bishop, has received a cablegram that
Father Cosgrove, pastor at Darwin,
Sunday, April IS. The message gave
no details.
Rev. Lawrence COsgrove was born
in Clonelly, County Longford, Ireland,
about 1859. He made his classical
studies at st. Mels College, County
Longford, and completed his course
in philosophy and theology at All Hal
lows. He was ordained at All Hal
lows, June 10, 1887, by Right Rever-
end Bishop Donnelly. He was a class
mate of Rev. Patrick O'Neill, pastor
of ST. Michael's Church, st. Paul
Father Cosgrove came to the st.
Paul Diocese in September, 1887, and
was assistant pastor at the Immacu-
late Conception Church in Minneapo-
lis, for one year, spending the follow
ing year as assistant at the Cathedral
in St. Paul. In 1889 he was given
charge of st. Vincent's parish in St.
Paul, where he remained in active
service until July, 1910. On his ar
rival in St. Vincent's parish Father
Cosgrove found a small frame church
which was attended from old st. Jo-
seph's. He became the first pastor
at st. Vincent's. Due to his energy
and activity the present church, school
and rectory were built to care for the
growing congregation. He also de-
voted much time and zeal to winning
converts to the Church, and among the
large number of his converts are num-
bered some Chinese of the Twin
Cities. In 1906, he organized ST.
Andrews parish, which had been
attended up to that time directly from
ST. Vincent's Church.
Father Cosgrove was transferred tc
the parish of st. Joseph, ROsemount
Mimi, in 1910. In 1916 he was given
charge of the parish of st. John, Oar
win, Mimi, where he had remained
up to the present. Several months
ago Father Cosgrove made trip tc
Ireland for his health.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1920-04-24
CATHOLICS IN MINNESOTA
FIGURES FROM OFFICIAL CATHO-
Lie DIRECTORY SHOW NEARLY
ONE-HALF MILLION CATHOLICS
IN THIS sTATE-MORE THAN
$4,000 IN EDUCATIONAL INSTl-
TUTIONS.

Statistics taken from the recent is
sue of the Catholic Directory show the
following facts with regard to the
Church in this archdiocese and in the
state of Minnesota.
For the Archdiocese of st. Paul the
figures are as follows:
The Archdiocese.
Archbishop, /; diocesan priests,
293; priests Of religious orders, Sc;
total number of priests, 349. Sisters,
1,152 Novices and postulants, go.
Churches and missions, 273; semi
nary, /, with PIP students. Colleges,
2; high schools and academies, IA;
students in high schools, academies
and colleges, 3,546. Grade schools,
1O1, with 25,413 pupils; three orphan
asylums, with 399 orphans; one In
fant Home with 166 inmates; three
hospitals; three homes for the aged,
with 3S9 inmates; one House of the
Good Shepherd, with 200 inmates.
The Catholic population for the arch
diocese is given at 265,O0O.
The State.
There are five dioceses comprised
within the borders Of this state. They
are: ST. Paul, Crookston, Duluth, ST..
Cloud and Winona. The Catholic
strength in the state is shown as fol-
lows:
Archbishop, /; bishops, Bishop
Trobec is retiredD. Diocesan priests,
593; religious priests, 147; total
priests, TAO. Churches and missions,
705; stations, 40; university, /; SEM
inaries, 2, with 272 students; colleges
for boys, 3; for girls, 3; high schools
and academies, At; pupils in colleges,
high schools and academies, 1885,
Grade schools, 1876, with 45,030 pupils.
Industrial schools, 2, with 266 pupils.
Orphan asylums, 6, with 719 orphans.
Infant homes, 2, with 1S1 inmates.
Hospitals, IA; homes for the aged, 4
house vi the Good Shepherd, 1, with
200 inmates.
The Catholic population of the state
is 4SS,O01.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1920-04-24
QUESTION ON WILLS
JURIST DECIDES ON POINT OF IN
SANITY.

An insane person is not only dis
qualified from making a will, but, if
a will has been made by such person
during a period of sanity, the testa-
tor after becoming insane, can not
revoke it, This was in substance the
opinion of Judge William II. Lueders,
who decided that a copy of the genu-
inc will of Miss Josephine Hoelcher,
Cincinnati, who died last spring, could
be probated.
After Miss Hoelcher had left Belts
Street Hospital in 1917 she tore up her
will. Her condition from that time un-
til she died grew steadily worse. The
will was destroyed in August, 1917,
when it is alleged she was insane.
The probated copy of the will leaves
almost all of S4,100 estate to char
ity, the Commissariat of the Holy
Land at Washington and the monas.
terry at Mt. Adams, Cincinnati, being
the principal legatees.
The Catholic bulletin. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1911-1995, 1920-04-24
Parochial Schools Save Millions

in the autumn of 1916. The schools
reporting represent 60 per cent of
the normal schools in the country.
On this basis it is calculated that
there will be 1000 fewer graduates
from normal schools in 1920 than in
1916.
The explanation given by the Bu-
reau of Education to account for this
shortage of teachers is that higher
salaries in business and even in the
mechanical trades have attracted men
and women away from the teaching
profession. The average salary paid
to teachers in the public elementary
schools was $6O6 year in 1917-1S.
The average salary for teachers in
elementary and high schools COM
bined was $685..
Catholic Teachers Steadfast.
Catholic parochial schools are not
suffering from want of teachers, and
there is no necessity for the employ
! ment of ''substandard" instructors in
| these institutions. The greater re-
muneration offered by mercantile and
industrial concerns has not lured
| teachers from the parochial schools.
For the most part the Catholic paro-
chial schools are taught by priests,
Brothers and Sisters who have pre-
pared themselves for their calling and
| continue in it not in the hope of mate
{ rial reward but as part of their relig-
ious duties. They receive their train
| ing and perform their work as teach
ers in this spirit, and as a result are
not affected by the conditions which
| are held responsible for the decrease
in the number of public school teach.
ers.
! According to the U. S. Bureau of
Education the per capita cost per pupil
enrolled in the public high schools and
grade schools of the country at large
is $36.62. This includes $571 per capi-
ia as charge on the investment in
buildings and grounds. The Bureau S
statistics show that of this cost per
capita, $20.21 is for salaries alone.
The average daily cost per pupil in
the public schools of the United
States is rs cents, or 81 cents if the
charge for investment in buildings and
grounds is included.
If the 1,701,213 children who attend
Catholic parochial schools had to be
accommodated by the state at the
same cost per capita as those enrolled
, in public schools, the additional ex
: pense to the states would be $62, ,298,
420. On the basis of the average daily
2 cost per pupil the Catholic parochia
| schools save the states an aggregate
4 of $4,000 a day.