El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-05
IN WHICH THE VILLAGE MAR
SHALL BAWLs OUT ALL
AND EuNDRY


Editor Journal-In reading the
article in regard to autosists, will
say that IL any Of the Ployer village
officers have anything TO say IN re-
D gard TO autos I would like 10 have
Z them sign their names in making any
further statements as I had not con
sidered any movement whatever.
! However, I viii say this, that viii
not lay of Of my work that ! may
be here 20 watch autos as ] have too
much paper hanging and decorating
I to do TO waste the time IN PloVer. /
viii say also that only about Is per-
cent OF the auto drivers are feeble
minded and all in that class can stay
On guard as we intend 70 look after
[ the other SIS percent OF the people and
I protect their lives and limbs One
thing more I win say Is that playing
a tune on your cut outs while pass
ing through our little village may
prove expensive as the cost OF living
is going up all the time. Win do
like congress, We will investigate
Any article that is not signed know
nothing about, and furthermore cur
speed limit Is 20 miles per hour and
not 8, as some say Il Is
2. T. Moore,
Village Marshal
Jake had DO money, but he had
lot Of gall;
He took HIS girl to the swimming
hole
And said, asI,H sit and look and rest
that's ALL
@sadie's got no money! unused he,
"But she has dandy Legacy
The Galley Boy
From the number OF rattIesnakes
that have been killed lately IN Hueco
Basin Il would seem probable that
Il they ian 70 get lubricating oil In
the well they are Striking out there.
George Theissn might start IN the
rattlesnaks oil business.
Little Chris was frightened.
a8Iammn, I'm 50 frightened that
I'm EhimmyinEsn he said.
Indoor sport: Wondering what the I
women can see In some summer I
grass widoWer TO make life so pleas
ant for him while they wholly over
-'0A you
Our idea Of q snaps Owning
either laundry Ike Frank
Fletcher % an ice plant Ike Joe
Wright in simmer tine
We ran across an old timer the
other dap Dho could remember Dhen
you could get a 5oDl Of soup for a
nickel
>
Vumps are always depicted a.
brunets, but a few blends IN the
world have been known TO walk
off with man right under the
noses OF both brunets and TftianH.
You never can tel By the color
OF the hair.
Joe segau is one OF the sngrlest
nse in Fl Paso- He admits Il him
5elL he has just received a notice /
from the government telling him that
be owes a balance OF s291-91 tax on ;
his 1917 income. Joe says he went to
The federal building to see II there
was any sort OF appeal or something
ike that and AYERS that he was told
here was not and that he'd either
have % pay or be penalized per-
'ent- Even with his own glasses, Joe
g 50 angry he can hardly see
A discussion arose At q party
the other day As TO whether AlyeE
Dixon wears a mH1taeke or not.
Il was left to Mrs.. Dixon 10 de-
aPn deelare.s she said. I'm not
Eurei III ask him tonight
There Is fair tourist IN FL Paso :
whose arm will never get sore from I
Ter vaccination She called at the
-.-----l1 q "a NllA--EEE1 NJ ellesuELs j :
With her husband. TO get a passport +
Then she got vaccinated. The hus- 7
and was worried as he waited out
ice the doctors office.
When It was over, he took the
ioctor 70 one side and asked: VIII / &
ny Wife's arm get very sore from !
he vaccination
Not one particle" replied the doc c
OF ana the young husband left per- Z
ectly happy \
All OF which shows that you can Z
.nsWer question truthfully and yet !
lot entirely cover the situation. The I
-oung vile was not vaccinated on E
he arm