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Rocky Mount


K SG:3 Noun, p..i;: oo@ocoo %
Error; i'owney: ChampIin. Chisholm. Two:
-Ya-r!son. Sacrifice h!,s-Kost (aI Earned
T, runs, l.. L.ft on bases-wilson. 8:
neatwoe. 4: by Meehan. 4. Double plays
Downcy. hitting to Roth: walters 10
Downey TO Roth. Hit bv pitchcr-by Nee.
han tSperoal. umpEcs-Brandon and Gas
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Totals 80 I2?7 Z

Suffolk ..............0 o 0 0 0 o O. %
ffssS smmaFy: R6ns.iIo9a0 2Ym7
s2l: Command. Mcmahon. Wood. Errors
Moran Davies. Strain. Two-base hits
Buruett McMahon. Double play-Strect
to- barrett Sacrifice hit---yermiiyca. Base
on on sallsIStrain. G; Smith. /. Left on
out-Strain. 2: Smith. j. Time OF game.
1852 Umpres. Harper and Westeryclt
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And Mike Kircher came across again
Ihhsy stuck him In in the ninth and he
allowed only ono hit and struck out one.
Not go bad Tor an ex-CoIt. Wait TIL they
let HIN 20 the full route. He'll show 'cm.
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II took tho White Sox ten innings to bca
be getting going
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STANDING or CLUBS.

WHknE THEY PLAY TODAY.
boston Mt Chicago.
Washington mt 81. Louis
New York mt Detroit
Philadelphia at CieyeIn nd
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BATTER UP

Tho layon yesterday gave the glee club
a chance 20 ret ~ some good practice UNI
Thomas Abbott. Wen lead OFT with "the
Rose OF No Mans Land"
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And the King OF Ciouter-. Babe Ruth
banged out two more homers yesterday
Two moro straw hats
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FIRST GAME.
Totals 80 g.i Totals 30 52T II |
.Batteh for Alexander in NH
tiIattcd for Carter In eighth.
:Eatted for Bailey IN ninth. , |

Score by innings. X.
Chicago ............. % o o g
New York ...........2 q q . u q p--j
summary: Rurs-M, r%le. pasker,.
Burns Young On. Er:urS-i'aSke.t. Ban
croft. Tw1-hase Knliier. Three
base hi,--Doylc. Doubts .p!ay-D2yie 10
Bancroft 10 Kelly. Left on bases
Nicxandsr. ,; Denton. :. Ii;s-on. Alex
Chicago. :: New York. T. Base on balls
hnicr. In !nnlngs. of Carter none in
innings; on Haley none IN |. Struck
.u,.--by Alexander. /: hy Carter. !: by
Ufnpiros. KLEIN and Ensi!c Time. I:55.
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international Lcacuc

Baltimore. l: Toronto, 10.
Beading. 3.-s; Buffalo, rs.
Syracuse. 4; Akron, S.
Jersey City-Rochester, both games
rain.
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American A.aacia.Io.

American Association.
Column bus Milwaukee game post
poned account threatening weather.
Toledo, u. st. Paul, o. -
Indianapolis. : MINNEAPOLIS 4.
Louisville !: Kansas CITY, 4.
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WHERE THEY PLAY TODAY.
81. I+uuis mt Boston.
Pittsburgh at itrookiyn.
Chicago ut New York.
Cincinnati nj p!IiIade1phiu
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WHERE TlIEi PLAY TODAY.
start 2:3O.b
Portsmouth at Norfolk
SUFFOLK at Petersburg.
Wilson mt Rocky Mount
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AMERICAN LEAGUE

YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
i Ely h%rk IL: Detroit. =,
Chicago, 4: Boston. 3. (Ten Innlnrs)
st. Louis. IL: Washington. :.
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By winning. Yesterday tho Braves wen,
ahc. q OF 81. LNu.s.
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South Atlantic.

Greenvilic, z: Charleston, ..
Charlotte, Ia: Columbia, 2-12.
Augusta, 5: SpartanburE, 0.
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NATIONAL LEAGUE

YESTERDAYS RESULTS
New York, .: Chicago. =. (lJrst rnmr,)
Sew York. o: Chicago. =. (SccUnd
Ii"stun. :: ~. I1uis g.
cincinnati. y: philnd-Iphin. ..
-troOklSn. Wet grounds.
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How They Stand Today
VIRGINIA LEAGUE

YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
itlchmonIi- Newport News. rain
Drf"lk-Portsnionih. rain.
Petersburg. 4: SUFFOLK. q,
Wilson. s; Rocky MOuut q fEt,.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
NOTICE


Sealed proposals will be received by
Of Highland Park. Middlesex County, n.
j.. at the Lafayette School. Highland
Park. Midlesex County,. N. j., on Novem-
Der IL, 1920. at 500 o'clock p. NJ. fol-
allegations and additions to the Hamil.
ton School. located on Third Avenue;
near Wayne Street. Highland Park. n
J. Also alterations and additions to lrv-
ing School. located on Central Avenue
between Third and Merriland Avenues
Highland Park. n. j.. according 10 plans
and specifications prepared by Alexander
Merchant. Architect.
Proposals will be "a for General Con-
struction. t2) Heating and Ventilating
go Plumbing. ca Electric Wiring. which
shall be on a proposal blank furnished
by the Architect.
Plans and Specifications for this work
can ne seen at the office OF Alexander
Merchant. Architect. No. 363 George ST..
New Brunswick. n. 7. \ depo-it of
Twenty-Five Gs5.00) Dollars will be re-
quired for the safe return of plans and
specifications.
\ certified check made payable TO the
Board of Education of the Borough of
Highland Park. Middlesex County. n. j.,
innate. must bid.
The BoarI of Education Of the Bor-
ough of Highland Park. Middlesex Coun-
ty. y. J.. reserve the right TO reject any
or all bids.
CONDIT ATKINSON.
Secretary.
Chairman of Building ommitt
e1e09-fN-s9-I1-1-5-9-11.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
NOrIcE TO CREDITORS

John PuEh. Administrator OF Anna
Sanders. deceased. by direction OF th'
Surrogate of the County Of Middlesex
hereby gives notice TO the creditors Of
the said deceased. Anna Sanders. to bring
in their debts. demands and claim
against the estate of the said deceased
under cath or affirmation. within six
months from this date. or they will b,
forever barred OF anv action therefor
against the said administrator.
Dated. October .. 1890.
JOHN PCGU.
Administrator.
sassc-fn-t-a. oev Mon
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01

Harry Conard. executor of Mary {
Stetson deceased. by direction OF the Sur
rogate OF the County OF Middlesex. hereby
gives notice to the creditors OF the said
Mary E. Stetson to bring in their debts
demands and claims against the estate OF
the said deceased. under oath or affrma-
ton. within six months from this date
or they will he forever barred of any ac-
tion IN erefor against he said executor.
Dated. Oct. 2. 1890.
HARRY COWARD.
Executor.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01

Maybe you can explain why a boy
likes to do errands for a strange
woman and hates to do errands for
his mother. We can't.
After the Eugenists get that HUI
man Herd Book going a girl is like
ly to ask you for your Pedigree when
you propose to her.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
INSTRUCTIONS

SINGING Instructions given by Singer
BakFaard. 279 Prospect ST. near Market
PLAY. NO PAY-Banjo. Mandolin.
Guitar. etc. Beginners. Play tunes
perfect hrsts In six lessons or your
money hack. Ragtime. etc. lnstru-
ments sold on easy terms. Music. l..
Rogers. 1854 Smith st. Perth an
AN EXPERT Musician is free, on We'd
nesdays only: to accept a limited num-
her Of pupils in Piano Playing, Sight
Reading and Musical Theory. For in
formation and arrangements; call New
Brunswick 20l4-J.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
TYPEWRlTERS

HEADQUARTERS - Several bargains:
Oliver No. 5, $500. Smith Premier
two color ribbon. $500; Dipsmore, $40.
Remington No. 10. $500; all UNI, NJ
values. Comegys & Bro. 224 Smith st.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
DAIRY PRODUCTS

GET THE BEST foI ,olrsen aud babies.
the cleanest and ricrest milk order
from JVur grocer or milk mal Reder
Bros Miik. best by test.
ROCKVILLE FARM DAIRY. 20s Smith
ST.. Pure Eigin creamery cutter the best
In town Strictly fresh whitf ieghorn
eggs received every dsN.
i'EIfrIi ANNOY 'ILK X CREAM %,
always at your service Deliveries every
wh sr- Demand our Drcducis from vour
dealer or groctr.
iAJ ESrlc CELIrATESSEN. ready cook
ed meats and salads. ell nom. cooking
catering 10 parties anf eutertainm-nts
q siecialtS lS2 Smith ST Phone 1884.
VALLEY DAIRY. i7s Smith St. nexI
crescent tn e. direct receivers fresh
es-~s end crnaraery F.1', - daily: right
from farm; also full lire cream cheese.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
WANTED

PERSON who has collie dog. kindly re-
turn to SIS High ST. License No. 43.
FLAT or apartment wanted: . or 6 rooms
with all improvements; good location;
for occupancy from Feb. LIST to 18th.
1921. Inquire -. s" Phone 1915.
YOUNG Couple desire modern > or 5
room furnished apartment. kitchenettc
privilege or 4 or 5 rooms unfurnished
apartment: southern section. Address
"F. {. f." Care News.
BUSINESS Woman or couple preferred
for two cheerful furnished rooms; de-
sIrable location. Address Central
care News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
FLORIST


Flowers for all occasions: floral de-.
signs: bridal bouquets our speciality;
Cola Fish; prices moderate.
THE klTcHENMEIsTER. Florist: Phone
1856; funeral designs, bouqhets for
wedutngs and parties; wreaths and
other floral decorations So Smith 81.
THE ROSE SHOP. say it with flowers"
BY telegraph OF mail: sent %anywhc-e:
cut or p0tt,d flowers. so Smith st.
PE0ne 1861.
1srRUNE THE FLORIST. Phone 6S4.
Palms. ferns. pot plants. cut lower
floral designs q specially. W. SIuve 4
E.1A s55 LaGlis s.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES

sROWIN'i Battery business owner SELL
ir~ on account of other larger interests.
Address "B." Care News
GROCERY and meat market for sale.
Address I'D" Care News.
TANICAB and Auto Renting Business for
sale in Perth Amhoy; well established
paying basis; owners retiring. Address
Cuisines Opportunity" Care News.
Neutrality-suspicious. young Jewish man
married; as partner, who would like TO
invest $3.50 In profitable business. Write
10 Mr.. \. FclGIEan. i9l Elliott Ave,
T%ottcnyillP.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
PLUMBING AND HEATING

WILL Install bath and toilet nxturss.
heat your house with stesm. no: water.
or pipeiess furnace "a monthly paw
ments. +. j.. LarAin. 293 Market St.
Tel 1878.
DAMGAAkD Il BUOTE plumbing. heat
ing aud gas httlng; '"bbinr promptly
attended 10: furnished. nos
Elm So. Phone POSI-.
:. 5. HANSON. Plumbing. Heating aud
Pipe Fitting; prompt and e1,leut SCI
vice. Estimates furm<hed. 1856 New
Brunswick Ave Phone 1851
SANITARY Plumber. gas an, steam fit
ter: estimates furntshs~f. II Skaplnetz.
2S4 Hall Avenue formerly SOC State 81.
Phone 2l44 Perth Amhoy. y. j.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
MONEY TO LOAN

WE HAVE Money to invest on bond and
mortgase on Perth Amt oy property at
8 per cent. NlLern q 40.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
BATTERY SERVICE

MARIO STORAGE Batteries. Auto Elsc-
trio service and supplies: all makes oil
batteries recharged and repaired. 'aiss
and serv':c station. Atlantic Garage
SIS Amhty Ave. Tel 1866.
WILLIAMS AUTO Electric Service Statitr
Maguetos. Generators Starters. Batter
les repaired. Batteries properly and euiiy
rechargrl soc. Agent Tor the With arNs.
Ra'tery liO New Brunswick Ave.
WILLARD THREADED Rnbb T Batteries
unfatlinsly guards against need for re-
Insulation during the hatterv's life.
Battery X Motor Service Station i49
New Rrnnswtc. Ave Tel 1855
U $ L 8attrr.' servl S'rti1n, all MAKES
electric batteries: starters: magneto5:
tested REF aired NurEler Starter 4
Datterv C.. ia jefferson Phone 1875
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
HELP WANTED

CLERKS-Men. women. over IL. for gov
eminent departments. $3.50 monthly.
Experience unnecessary; examinations
November: for free particulars write
John Leonard. former civil Service Ex-
aminer. 956 Equitable Bldg, Washing
ton. ID. c..
ELDERLY Man or woman to take care
Tobacco and candy stand: good pay
with board. 43i High St.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
BLACkSMITHlMG

NOfICE-Toft < Freyer. General Ia L.
smithers now located at I45 jefferson
St. will move Into their new shop at
31S New 81. on or about Oct. e5th.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
BUSINESS PERSONALS

FURNITURE. second mana. bought and
sold. J.. Scher. 6-s smith st
HORKAY & RESKO. foieign exchange
and steamship icket agents; notary
public: real estate and farms bought and
sold. Phone 1887 228 Smith st.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
FURNISHED ROOMS


SINGLE tOJM. 81. dodule room. 50: all
m2rovt meats. 267 Mcclellan st.
FURNISHED Room 10 let for a gentle
man. Tel. i759-M. Apply 952 Market St.
NEATLY Furnished room for | or ?;
steam heat. Phone. 81 Water ST.
FRONT ROOM. double. all Improve
ments. Mcclellan House. e66 MeClel-
Ian ST.
FURNISHED Room; ali IMPROVEMENTS.
IL Fayette st.
FURNISHED Front room; suitable for .
gentIcmen; with or without board: all
Improvements, heat. Isl So. First St.
FURNISHED Rooms; also light house
keeping apartments. Isl Market ST.
ROOM amt Board: private family. SIG
Rector st. Cali after $50.
FURNISHED Room IN private family.
eO4 Smith st. Apartment >.
LARGE Front room for light house
keeping: all improvements. 20 Jener-
son St.
FURNISHED Room. central location. sss
Elm st.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01

PIANOS

q STEINHAuSER. Pianos tuned and re-
haired. 32S State St.. f=rth Amboy.
Tel 1354-M. First Class work.
ERTJNTON-Pianos and Player Pianos.
kranich \ Bach. Hardmnn Pianos S>a-
ora PhonOgraphs. Columbia G~rafrno-as
George Post Manager: seS smith o.
Omen Evenings. PaoAs IL
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
SITUATIONS WANTED

CHIEF ENGINEER wants position In
any gross ton. electrical. steam or Ice
mach lie; 10 years experience. Louis
Gurislc. 642 Elizabeth 81.
LICENSED Engineer wants positions: OF
nee building or factory. Address En-
I gineer." News.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
TALKING MACHINES, ETC.

COLUMBIA Grafono.as. records. clocks.
watches. iewelry. Catholic PRAYER books;
repairing all makes talking machines.
watches. h Dzielak. 3ta Smith ST.
EMERSON RECORDS. all the latest songs
and dance hits on SAT-. Watches. Clocks
and Jewelry, also expert watch reptir-
Ing, :. Carbon. 70 smith 81.
EDISON. VICTOR. Columbia. Vocation.
Rlshell. Supertone Photographs on easy
terms. Edison, Victor Columbia, No-
Gallon. Ckeh and Emerson Records. You
get the bf, record nits crst at Montal.
vo's. 90 Smith st.
COLUMBIA Grafonolas: all the latest rec
ords; sewing mschineJ and baby car
rlages on easy terms at Salter's. 357
pate s.. Phone $50.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
~PAPERHANGERS


PAINTER and Paper Hanger best selec-
lions; wall paper at eaSonable prices.
ala New Brunswick Avenue corner Park
Ave, Phone i5S7-W.
PAINTER and Paperhanser. interior dec
n Grating a speciality. estimates cheerfully
given. NJ. Laursn. 335 Maple S. Phone
z 725 .tes. st4-M.
LARRY COHEN. Paint-f. Safe r Hanger.
interior decorating a specially. esti-
mates furnished. 423 Dtvt5io St Phone
5s4-J Shop. le4 SO. LIST. ST. Phone 1898
PAINTER Paper HANGER and Decorator.
interior work a specially, first class
workmansnip guaranteed. viggo o. Pc
tersen. iSs Madison ave Phone 404-J-
PAPER HANGING A ECiALTY
First la IS work guaccn eed reasonable
prices. estimates cheerfuily given. N.
Y. Wall Paper Co. forneriy chain Wal
Paper Store $50 state ST
A. z. BARNER. Painter. Paperhanger;
Decorating and graining: work guar
anteed: reasonable prices; estimate
given. 1sa So. LIST St. Phone s43-W.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
ELECTRICAL. SERVICE

4 IL. BECK, Electrical Contracto.: fix
lures, motors; wiring; estimn -es tur-
nished. les New brunswick Ave. Ihone
%<is->9gh Phone 1329-M.
4M8OY LIGHTING co Full line Of
ikhting fixtures. electrical supplies and
Z household appliances. 1885 Smith st.
Phone e@l
n. X. ELECTRICAL SUPPLY &C., Job
) hers and distributors in electrical sup
plies. 100 New Brunswick AVG Phone
4. u. ScHUCK, motors and generators In
stalled and repaired. line construction
and interior wiring. Shop and 7 d. ce
4 449 Compton Ave. Tel. 1917.
iUTH ELECTRIC CO.. electrical c%ontrac-
! tors and dealers in electrical supplies:
lighting fixtures of quality. 1S5 Smith
Y st. Phone 30.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
REAL ESTATE FOR REM


OFFICES to let, Board of Trade Build
Inquire 2l5 Smith ST.
STORES to let on Madison Avenue be-
tween Smith and Market s reefs. In
quire Perth Amboy iarage Co.
STORE For rent; suitable for restaurant
or barber shop. 80 x Is: large lack
room: rent cheap. Inquire 29S Market
ST.
BUILDING TO LET. 1900 So. IT. floor
space; suitable for any manufacturing
purpose. reasonable rent. Inquire
Greenspan Bros. 81 Second st.
-FOUR ROOM Flat: 3l7 Willock's Lane.
Inquire b, Wilentz. 9S Lewis ST.
STORE with 3 rooms. Ala Washington
St. Inquire 176 Smith st.
PRIVATE GARAGE for rent. sewitch
and Lonky. l79 Brighton Ave.
TWO ATTIC Rooms 70 rent. Apply l7s
Brighton Ave.
TO RENT-Second floor. 29O High St. 3
doors from Smith; suitable for photo
grapher. dentist. etc. Inquire Therkel-
son Bros. 301 Market st.
HOUSE TO LET-l01 Fayette St. In
quire Goldberger. S3s State st.
SIX Room flat. all improvements; steam
heat. 1853 Brighton Ave.
FOR RENT or sale; confectionery and
tobacco store; good business location.
1l9 Pine Ave. South Amhoy.
SIX Room fiat: all improvements; one
block from ferry. L. Alterman. 40
Main St. Tottenyille. Tel. l0ee-J.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
AND SUPPLIES

tIHI1D w HitG HlVD WV Is.S
ELY sri McAlindin Co. Hardware;
4 house tyr ishings; Edan electric wash
ing machln es: Caloric rtpelcss furnaces
"a smtth St. Tel. 1900 Perth Amhoy.
Perth AMBOY Hardware Co. retail
z tools, %cutlery. house furnishing goods
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. plumbers and con-
tractors supplies: largest stock In Cen
trail Jersey. 313 Madison Ave. phone
400.
THE JONLEE Company. headquarters
for paints. varnishes and supplies.
whoiess!e and retail. 1874 Smith st.
Phone 1885 Perth Annoy, y, J
ELIZABErH HARDWARE co. tobbers
u of mill and plumbers supplies, heavy
harcwata: also retail department, 1877
141 New Brunswick Ave Tel. Exchange
. t20-12l Perth Amhny
b, MIKRUT. Stove Repairs and parts for
L Ranges. Stoves and heaters; repairing
n of all nds Of waterbacks. 333 Smith
St. Perth Amboy. N. j.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
BARBER SHOPS

AMERICAN BARBER SHOP. sanitary
service. expert BARRIERS. no waiting. pri-
vate shower baths. soc: Rot water az
ways I1a Smith ST.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
TO DINE

VICTORY RESTAURANT. oyster and
Chop unuse. Sea Food special Popular
prices. 1873 State Street. near Jefferson
ST.. Perth Amboy. Tel. 2234.
'REsTo LUNCH and Bakery. home
day ara sight. us smith Street
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-01
TAXI SERVICE, ETC.
BUS LINES

BILLS RED BUS LINE. Perth Amboy
and South Amboy; every 20 minutes.
City Limits. SC; South Amto, Toe: from
ssOA NJ. until iitr o. n
Smyrna times., 1920-01-28
Shakespeare Down to Date.

Justice Wayne, dramatic actress,
finds an explanation of the question as
to why Shakespearian plays seldom
win financial reward in what she
terms Shakespeares inability to give
his productions catchy titles. She sug-
gests a, repertoire of the bard's plays
rechristened to meet popular demands
for stimulating titles. She suggests
How Could You. Juliet?" as more ap-
propriate than plain "Romeo and
Juliet" She also would substitute
Call of the Flesh" for "The Merchant
of Venice" "Strangled in Bed" for
"OthellO; 'The Nutty Princess" for
Hamlet" Henry, Whom Do You
Lover" for Henry W" "Big Dick" for
Richard the Third :" "The Knife" for
Julius Caesar" and Moonlight and
HOneysuckle" for Midsummer Nights
Dream"
Smyrna times., 1920-01-28
AIRPLANE TO DEVELOP CHINA
american Commercial Attache Points
Out How Problem Facing That
Country May Be Met.

The keynote of the great nroblem
or development which is facing China
IS transportation. The American COM
/ iAerciaI attache at Peking, Mr.. Julian
Arnold, has laid emphasis on this in an
article in the Chinese Recorder
"China's Economic Problems and
Christian Missionary Effort" Mr.
Arnold deals with the necessity of pre-
pairing the Chinese people for the
great economic change which is unon
them. Railways will mean mucb to
China' but the necessity for the train
ing and preparation of which Mr.
Arnold speaks is shown to be dis
tlnctly urgent when Prof. Middleton
Smlths views on the use of airplanes
to China are known. China is q lond
"I waterways, and these WATERWAYS
aiIord the necessary existing lines of
transportation along which, TO secure
the success of commercial aviation
dirdromes and supply depots shouId
be established. Schools of technical
training should supply the necessary
Chinese skilled labor, and with these
aerial services established, Professor
smith foresees such an incalculable
increase In the rapidity of communica-
Mons as completely to revolutionize
the country internally and add TO it's
ueep Importance as a world factor.
Smyrna times., 1920-01-28
BOTH SLIGHTLY IN ERROR
Alike Too Quick to Jump to
Conclusions.

There's a certain physician in Los
Angeles who admits the jokes on him.
incidentally, he will shortly lose his
daughter. He tells it this way:
81 was in my study when the door
was flung open and in came Jack.
know him well, and just a glance told
me that he was far from being his
usual self. Indeed, he looked positive
ly i'll.
without waiting for him to speak
l commenced an examination. His
heart was futtering, his brow was
fever heat, his pulse was racing.
81 sprang toward the phone, crying
over my shoulder, You're a case for
the hospital. young man.
"'Sure, he admitted; but you
might have let me ask you first!'
"'Ask me what? l demanded in as
tOniShment.
Il want to marry your daughter
he said, and then l realized that
had made the wrong diagnosis and
that he had misconstrued my refer
ence to the hospital" Angeles
Times.
Smyrna times., 1920-01-28
HISTORIANS HAVE NOT SAID
Of Course There Is Just a Possibility
That Mrs. Patrick Henry
Was Unsympathetic.

They were having one of the usual
family quarrels over his having been
at meeting at the Commercial club
while she was "at home all alone and
so lonesome"
You don't wish me to have any city
or country spirit, either" he finally
told her hOtly. 81 wonder where our
country would be today if all the men
who have lived in it had stayed at
home and petted their wives all their
off hours as you are wanting me to do
for yOu?"
"Well, the women always suffer"
she retOrted. "Public men never have
time to appreciate their wives and
Sympathize with"
Then he interrupted her. ooh, that
cry for sympathy Che was angry
now). Il suppose that it's a nation
old cry. imagine that while Patrick
Henry was at the Virginia legislature
making his famed speech. Give me
liberty or give me DEATH that Mrs.
Patrick H. was at home wailing, Give
me sympathy or give me DEATH" =
Indianapolis News.
Smyrna times., 1920-01-28
The Cheerful Exterminator.

On moving into our honeymoon
apartment we discovered that it was
sadly in need of the services of an ex-
terminatOr. With a brides ignorance
of apartment house life and the club
by ways Of the cOckrOach, regarded
this as a personal disgrace, and took
great care to keep it a profound Sc
cret from our friends.
One day, while exhibiting my shiny
new kitchen equipment to a girl
friend, answered the back-doOr buz-
zer, and there was the exterminator,
inquiring in a loud, cheerful tone.
well, how are the cOckroaches?"
The situation reduced my mind to
such a pulp that I babbled They're
well, thank you !'-Exchange.