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New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
SCENE at Glen Cove, the
~ most populdr remdez-
Vous for yachting parties

and happy to see SO many Ameri-
cans indulging in his favorite pas
time. And he wondered why it was.
and how the sudden increase in
numbers Of sailing craft came about.
Probably no good American would
confess to any living person. much
less to an Englishman, that the prin-
cipal reason was the price, which was
one Of the chief factors in connec-
tion with the surprising interest
being taken.
Sir Thomas's own remarks, no
doubt, have influenced many Amer
leans, especially those on Long
Island who saw the races and who
watched eagerly the preparations
from day to day Of the defending
craft flying The Stars and Stripes
as it made ready for the battles Off
Sandy Hook. The Long islander
is, at heart, lover Of the sea. He
sees it so often, and he hears of it's
lure so constantly, and he swims in
it so regularly that he gradually
gains the impression that he would
like to sail a boat over its bound
ing waves, and so after q little
while he goes out and buys a yacht,
aad from that time forward he is
confirmed yachtsman. Go!fing
doesn't compare with the drawing
power Of it, we are told. Tennis
and like games are child's play
alongside it. To properly handle a
fair sized craft on the sometimes
rough and choppy waters Of the
Sound requires clean brain and
a responsive set Of muscles, and woe
be unto him who thinks that when he
6raas anahox md sata bin calls lhas
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
Turning am Election

~ UEER things land men in Con-
. grsss. When zeke Chandler,
Of Mississippi, ran the first
time he had little chance of election
until one night his buggy upset In
a river while he was on his way to
a meeting. He got wet clear up
to his hat, and his suit began to
shrink. 1t was one of those two
piece crash suits that clothing mer-
chants are won't to label "a Bar
gain at $14.85."
His friends advised him not to 20
to the meeting, as his opponent usu-
ally wore long frockcoat and
looked like a Congressman, and the
contrast might be too much for the
voters. But Ezekiel went and let
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26

w Smith, of Buffalo, was a "
porter in that town he vsi
sent one day to interview Bill N.Y.
The famous humorist struck bus'
falo on a lecture tour, and Smith ms
instructions to shake him down fort
column or more Of stuff.
1t occurred 20 Smith that eva
Bill Nye might have difficulty %
thinking up a volume Of funny
things right off the bat, and Do
worked another scheme. He wen
to eight or nine members of the ssa
and asked each one Of them v
write 200 words of imaginary D.
terview with Bill Nye, setting faT1
what they thought Nye would "
likely to say. Then Smith combine
these several interviews into one @
it placed in type and took a PROOF o
it over to Nye's hotel.
"Mr. Nye," said Smith, after y
PRODUCING himself, here is 8 pro-
of my interview with you. I thousa
I'd have you look it over to insas :
against any .naccuracy creeping u
Nye solemnly took the sheet ~
read it. When he had finished y
turned to Smith, still solenlnly' ."
said:
ely boy, I've been interv'es'i
hundreds Of times. but this IS 4
first time have ever been qa'"I
correctly"
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26

modest man. After he had been In
the Senate for a few months he
went over to the House one day to
see member and, instead Of taking
advantage Of the privilege Of the
House floor, sent in his card by one
Of the doormen.
"You might Just walk In, Sena-
tor" suggested the door tender, az
fably.
"Would it be permissible?" asked
Myers. II should hate to intrude." "
Not until he was assured posi-
lively that it would be perfectly all
right did the Senator pass into the
House chamber.
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
Swapping Y arms With Our Washington Celebrities;
Why Vice. President Marshall Did Not Become an Ed
Fate Stepped In and Changed
His Plan to Earn a Living
as Newspaper Man

infinitive In his life. Most Of his
everyday talk might have been
lifted right from The Atlantic
Monthly.
And yet, let him fall to discuss
ing something that he is not entire
ly in sympathy with-the Progress
s!ve party, FOR example-and he can
insert swear words right into the
midst Of his highbrow phrases with
an uncxpectedness that is startling.
Immediately he apologies.
II rarely use profanity" he says,
*Fbut there are some things chat an
noy me exceedingly"
Then he resumes his scholarly
talk about one thing and another,
and presently the discussion brings
him up to woman suffrage, let US
say.
Again he departs from his regu-
lation phraseology to hurl a few
vigorous, uncatalogued swear words
after which, as usual, he apollo
gizes, explaining that, while he
rarely stoops to profane language,
there are some present-day tenden-
cies that stir his ire to a point
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
By Quinn L. Martin

TMRHE social set Of Long Island
has made good in it's prom
ise that this summer would
outdo in yachting any pre-
vious season. From the furthest tip
eastward all the way down both
shores to Manhattan the trim little
vessels with their white wings flap
ping in the sunshine have grown and
multiplied throughout the warmer
months until, at the present time,
one feels entirely out Of place II
he happens to own a home within
the summer colony boundaries and
doesn't know the language of the
tars.
Automobiling has for the moment
lost its attraction. Even airplaning
has suffered at the hands of the lit
tie yachts. Thousands who in former
years have spent their summers in
the Northern woods or abroad have
contented themselves this summer
with their own tiny craft. And
many Of them have made long
cruises up and down the Atlantic
coast-the larger the craft the more
persons in the parties--and week
end affairs on the rolling waves are
now common pastime.
Cheaper Than Cars
This liz due to many contributing
reasons. First, perhaps, is the fact
that yacht Of fair size may be pur-
chased This summer for less than
even the cheapest automobile on
the market. The Victory Dink,
scarcely more than IL feet over all,
built precisely after the style of
It's larger sisters, has been turned
out by the factories in large num-
bers. 1t is said that many families
who did not feel they could afford
motoDsears have provided them
selves with one Of these small ves-
sells this year and have spent large
part OF their time on the waters Of
Long Island Sound and the ocean.
When Sir Thomas Lipton's chal-
lenging Shamrock ran ito races this
summer 1t was the common yemark
OF S!r Thomas that ha was s,sgpxassa
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
Kenyon's Double Viesorv

WEARS ago. Senator William 9
L. Kenyon, of Iowa, was n,,.
ming for county prosecutor a,
the Republican ticket. His n.m.,
cratic opponent had the backing ~ ,
man who was not only the leadiss
Democrat in the community but sl,,
had a beautiful daughter. Kenv,.
was extremely fond of the beautifd
daughter, and that made complic..
tions. For Kenyon feared that vi
her father opposed him in politir]
he might get the habit and oppo,.I
him in other and even more seriou,
ways. Moreover, the daughter VIA,
one Of the dutiful kind that shared
her fathers view that to vote apv,
thing but the straight Democrats
ticket was wicked.
One day, when Kenyon went to
call, he found the daughter In tears
She confessed reluctantly that shs
had had words with her father. M
seemed that father had refused hsr
a favor-refused to scratch Ii.
ticket to vote for a certain ycuna
man who was running for prose
cutor.
With that encouragement Ken
yon went to the daughters faths
and effected compromise by whiea
father agreed to give Kenyon bis
daughter. but absolutely refused 10
yield his su frage. But Kenyon, BY
way Of making the thing eompla
went ahead and beat fathers cand.
date for prosecutor, anyway. After
which both he and daughter Laughed
at father right heartily.
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
A Modest Senator

CENATOR MYERS, of Montana,
~ says his greatest surprise on be-
coming a member of the United
States Senate was to find the other
Senators such bunch of good fell
lows. He had an idea that q new
conner would be subjected to. some
kind of initiation, somewhat like a
new boy gets at school. He was
certain that the older Senators
would have little to say to him, but
would glare at him for weeks with
the austerity Of the doorman at an
exclusive club.
Senator Myers is an exceptionally
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
Canny Justice Holmes

JUSTICE OLIVER WENpLSs
y HOLMES, of the UnaS ~,
States Supreme Court ~.
quently writes out his dee,s~, u !.
while sitting on the bench. Al !
time that the lawyers are one
their arguments Holmes is ilSsA. -,
be jotting down points and seh'.s J
for ponderous volumes to io0N
things in. :,
When another justice is manu-. !,
down a long decision his assoe's.
sit and blink and listen--an =
Holmes, who is busy workinS We, ss
decision of his own. Inc =,
quence is that when the 0up :
Court takes a recess to WIZ" !
their decisions Holmes has mus !,
his work done and can ROXY
play while his fellows ara as1-
theiS tasks .....-..4.----s',,
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
A Legal Joke

IS a LAWYER friend came to
"A me the other day, laughing
himself half to death over
a little joke he had played" relates
Representative Greene, Of Vermont.
"He was employed by the Pull
man Company to look after its in
terests In a small case that necessi-
tatsd some travelling over the coun-
try. And here Is how he played his
Joke: He tipped the Pullman porter
81 every time he got on q train
and put It in his expense account"
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
Some Other New Glirnpses a
the Lawmakers at
the Capital

den, "but I'll see what can be done. {"
And when he got back home he
began to scheme to get himself
elected to Congress. It took three
or four years of maneuvering, but he
never quit plugging away until he
found himself enrolled among the
of the nation.
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
By Fred G. Kelly

Va ICE SP6GS1OENX MAH~
W SHALL believes in the old
Presbyterian theory of
fore-ordination.
He has always felt q certain dis
appointment that he 1s not o news.
paper man. His preference in life
would be to write editorials on o
paper where he could sink his per-
sonality, as he puts 1t, ''behind the
anonymity Of big Newspaper cor
poration." But he Ii Convinced that
it WINS not intended that he should
write editorials, else the authorities
would not have cleaned out the res
ervoir at Moberly, Mo-, Just when
they did. And IL they had let the
reservoir alone Thomas Riley Mar
shall would probably be q news
paper writer instead Of Vice-Presi-
dent OF the United States
Here was the situation: When
Marahall finished college q relative
who was running a paper at Mober~
~ invited him to come and take q
Job. He saw that 1t was his chance
to become newspaper man, and he
took 1t. The work was alluring and
he felt certain that he was going to
make his dent in journalism. But
he had been In town only q short
time when the city officials deter
mined, for some reason, to drain
the reservoir that held the towns
water supply. When they did SO
they solved the mystery Of the dis
appearance Of four or Ave missing
citizens.
Now, Marshall liked his Job, but
the town was queersd with him for
ever. He could not endure living in
a place where his drinking water
contained minute particles Of per-
sons who were total :rangess. So
he quit his job and went 20 Indi-
ana. While waiting for another
newspaper job to loom on the hori-
zon he began to study law, and
that was the end Of his newspaper
career.
Sorry as he is that he never be-
came a great editorial writer, Mar
shall feels certain his life has
worked out Just az 1t was planned
a few million eons ago. Ms belief
is that:
'fNo man dies until his work is
done---if he is willing to do it,"
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
.yOhnson's Trick Boat

TITO LOOK at Representative Ben
~ Johnson, with his tall, rugged
figure, and face as solemn as
the janltor Of a cemetery, one would
never pick him for man who would
go out of his way in the interest of
a practical joke.
Yet johnson is the man who m
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
Scholarly Profanity

t Is fascinating to listen to the
l. conversation Of Representative
Charles Manly Stedmsn, Of
North Carolina. He Is tall, erect,
white haired and Of distinguished
appearance. and his language Is al
ways that Of scholar. His sem
seTces are all framed with much
care and are noteworthy for their
voaasas6 Aasaasns 1ze nsvss splis an
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
Royllood Ambitions

WV HEN Senator Henry F, Ash
Wv urst, of Arizona, was six
years old his father made
him a present of copy of "Abbott's
Lives of the Presidents.' Little
Henry took the craftsmanship prop
osition seriously right off. His
teachers used to introduce him to
visitors as the boy who desired to
be President.
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
CENATOR BEN JOHNSON had q trick boat in Kentucky
~ aUCterS
WCterS

and she liked the tone Of the city.
"Oh, o-oh!" she exclaimed.
wouldn't I like to live here!
Couldn't you get to be a Congress-
man or something?"
"That's a new idea," said Hay
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26

them laugh at him, and exnl,;n.,
that he never stopped for obstacls.
such as the mere falling into a r;vss
when he set out to do anything. AND
he would keep up that policy il thss s
sent him to Congress.
That incident turned the tids !,
his favor and he was elected
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
The Letter of the Law

~ REPRESENTATIVE EDWARD
IN T. TAYLOR, Of Colorado, vss
prosecuting attorney for onsI
section Of that state in the days
when the country was rough and ur.
couth. One morning Taylor handel
the sheriff warrant for the arrest
of chap charged with robbery.
"Please execute this" he said.
The sheriff was new at the job
and thought he was to execute ts
man, instead of merely the warrant
He hunted up the man and pleas
antly shot him, thus saving Taylor
The bother of carrying on a prosecu
ton.
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
Now He's I'm Congress-

WV HEN Carl Hayden, Congress-
w man from Arizona, got mar
ricd he visited Washington
on his honeymoon. Hi; wife had
never been in Washington before
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
PULLMAN COMPANY lo1vyer tips porter 81 everv time
he gets train

where ordinary words do not fit.
He is indubitably the most schol-
arly swearer in Congress.
New-York tribune., 1920-09-26
Quoting Bill Nve

former Representative
w Smith, Of Buffalo, was " +
mortar In tlok town ha vii Z
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-12-05
Enclosed Car Models
Form Larger Portion
of Franklin Output

w. H. Kemp, representing the Frank
lin Automobile company in the north
west section of the United States. is
visiting Great Falls in view of meeting
owners of Franklin cars in this city and
discussing probable business with George
ID. Prentice, local dealer.
Mr.. Kemp states that he was partlcu-
larly interested in the enclosed car dis
cussion at the luncheon of the Montana
Automobile Dealers association and feels
confident that car owners win be quick
to inspect this type of car and at the
same time readily appreciate it's adVan-
tages. should the committee decide TO
feature them exclusively at the next au-
tomohiie show in Great Falls.
The Franklin Automobile company ex-
hibited the first sedans ever made, IN
1918, at the automobile shows in New
York and Chicago
During the next two years the Frank
lin actually had the entire field to itself
as far as sedans were concerned. Oniy
80 cars of the sedan type were snIpped
the first year. Then came marked IN
crease; 153 sedans were sold the second
year.
Each succeeding year. except 1919;
when the Franklin company was engaged
in war work. the number Of sedans ship
ped has been doubled For the year be-
ginning Sept. 1. 1920, the production OF
the Franklin factory will consist of %
per cent enclosed models, both OF the
sedan and brougham type.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-12-05
IF HAIR IS TURNING
GRAY, Use SAGE TEA
Here's Grandmother's Recipe to
Darken and Beautify
Faded Hair.

That beautiful. even shade of dark,
glossy hair can only be had by brewing
a mixture of Sage Tea and Sulphur.
Your hair is your charm. 1t makes or
mars the face. When it fades, turns
gray or streaked. just an application or
two of Sage and Sulphur enhances its
appearance hundredfold.
Don't bother to prepare the mixture;
you can get this famous old recipe inn
proved by the addition of other ingredi-
ents at small cost, all ready for use.
1t is called Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Compound. This can always be depend
ed upon to bring back the natural color
and lustre of your hair.
Everybody uses "Wyeth's" Sage and
Sulphur Compound now because it dark
ems 30 naturally and evenly that nobody
can tell it has been applied. You sim
ply dampen sponge or soft brush with
it and draw this through the hair, taking
one small strand at time; by morning
the gray hair has disappeared, and after
another application it becomes heauti-
fully dark and appears glossy and lus-
trousA
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-12-05

Returns of the Canadian apple
harvest tell a prosperous story.
The yield Of 0ntario's orchards, tie
principal apple province, is far
ahead of that Of last year, SO also
is that Of Quebec.
Nova Scotia reports CONNER
cial crop of 100000 barrels and the
apples of a quantity equal to the
best in the history Of t!-s industry.
Nova Scotia apples are noted for a
peculiarly delicious favor, at
tributed by many to the sea breezes
that sweep the orchards.
The Mcintosh and Fameuse orch
ards of Quebec have yielded exeep-
tionally heavy crops, the bulk of
which has already been contracted
for at prices never realized before
BIZ apple growers. Windfalls are
fetching from S4 to s5 per barrel.
Some difficulty has been expert
enced in getting Ontario's heavy
crop garnered. There has been q
shortage of barrels and boxes.
More box factories are needed in
this section. Apple pickers have
commanded $3.50 as days wage.
Demand equals supply and prices
run well, a-eraging from SIS to
$3.50 per barrel. Straight sales of
Spies have brought 81 and can
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-12-05
CITY FEDERATION CALLS
SPECIAL MEETING

\ special meeting Of the City Fed
Grafton of Woman's clubs will prece le
the mass meeting Tuesday evening in the
First Presbyterian church. The fedora
tion meeting will be at 1:30 o'clock in
the lecture room of the church, Spe
cial business will be transacted at this
meeting which will necesstate tthe pres
ence of the representatives from all the
organizations in the club. The meeting
will adjourn promptly at s o'clock in
order that the women may attend the
mass meeting called by the sKiwanis
club to which the federation has pledged
It's support.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-12-05
00ao1l1er' 8Corr1er
OPERA "MIGNONn SUBJECT
AT TUESDAY RECITAL

Mrs James p Danson has arranged q
delightful musical program featuring A,
Thomas opera ''Mignon'' to be given
Tuesday afternoon at 3 o'clock in the
palm room at Hotel Rainbow at the reg
llar meeting of the Tuesday Musical
club. Mrs. Z. W. Murch will gave q
synopsis Of the opera. "Mignon' over
ture will be played by Miss Olive Sor-
rick on the piano. A vocal solo. Know
est Thou the Land will be sung by Mrs
Florian Davidson, Miss Hiram Johnson
will play on the violin the "Mignon Ga
votte.' The Polonaise will be given By
Mrs. James =. Dansou.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-12-05
SOCIAL ECONOMIC DEPARTMENT
| OF WOMANS' CLUB MONDAY

The regular meeting of the social
economic department of the Womans'
club will take place Monday afternoon
at o'clock in the Edison recital hall.
The following program will he given;
Roll call Who are the State Officers
Elected in November2"; Glmpses of the
General Federation Convention at Dcs
Moines' Mrs c. c. Sadler; The Laws
of Montana Especially Those Pertain
ing to Women and Children" j. r,
Swan.
Preceding the social economics meet
ing the board of directors of the club will
meet at 80 o'clock.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-12-05

year, which offsets the shortage
Increasing popularity of British
Columbian apples provides a ready
market for every Johnathan, Nc
1ntosh. Delicious, Wagner, Cox
Orange or Rome Beauty that ripens
in Pacific coast valleys.
The bulk of Canada's apples go
overseas. Every ship that sails
from Canadian port for the
British Isles has an apple cargo
running rom 200 to 10000 barrels.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-12-05

First Methodist, corner Of Second
avenue north and Sixth street. the Rev
Alexander G. Bennett, pastor. Boys
Sunday school at $50 a. NJ. Glass
meeting at 9:45 a. NJ Morning service
at 1O:30 O'Clock, The Crown of Christ '
Sunday school at II. South Side school
at 1915 p. m. Boston Heights Sunday
school at 5 y. m. intermediate league
at 6:15 p. m. Epworth league at $50
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-12-05

neries and cider mills are Offering
from 40c to Soc per cwt. Besides
the Mcintosh and Fameuse that
demand careful box packing, On
tario raises many of the old time
favorites such as Snow, Golden
Pussets, Cranberry Pippins. Spies
and Greetings.
British Columbiass crop Is less
than usual, but practically the
whole yield has been sold at prices
from 1879 to $3.50 higher than last
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-12-05

ans Christian association this Sunday
afternoon at o'clock at the Y. w. head
quarters, 225 Second avenue north. Miss
Gonsor's subject will be, What Would
Happen If ! Prayed" A special musical
program viii be given. A group of high
school girls will serve tea. They are
Miss Ethel Gibbs, Miss Margaret Gibbs,
Miss Mildred Kufus and Miss Helen
Canover. All girls are invited to attend
the service
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-12-05
ny Madame Marc

IN trying to remove superfiuous
hairs, YOU Of course, can use
pastes and powders and you can
80 through some agony and lot
your skin irritated or spotted by
the use Of many of these super
fiuous hair removers. There Is no
need. however. for all this. You
can remove them as easily as you
would use a lotion on your face.
salfo solution. This can be OBJ
tained from your druggist In a
few moments the hairs win be so
crinkled up and dissolved that you
can rub them or with your finger
and leave the skin absolutely clear
and clean from all hairy growth.
without leaving spot or mark
once you have tried this.
woRRIED-There is only one
way to positively remove wrinkles
A formula made mp OF the contents
mixed with a sabiespoonfui + Of sPiy.. giy-
cerine In q half pint OF water
makes 2 satiny cream that has a
wonderful effect in making the
skin plump and small-pored. The
result is that wrinkles lose them
selves In the greater plumpness
will be able to take years from the
appearances OF your faos. III you
will try 1t. The eptol Is sold In
original packages by ell drug
stores.
MISS r. F.--Follow these in
structions and you win succeed in
giving an Increased length to your
hair. In filling up bald spots and
stop the hair from failing. Get a
ons-ouncA package Of beta.QuinoI
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-12-05
Lutheran Bethlehem, Sc

Lutheran Bethlehem, Second avenue
north and Eighth street, the Rev. n j.
Forsberg, pastor. Sunday school at
$50 a. N. Morning service in Swedish
at Ii O'Clock. Evening service in Eng
lish at 80 O'Clock. The Ladies' Aid
society will meet at the home of Mrs
John Heller, 40S Sixth avenue north,
Thursday afternoon at o'clock.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-12-05
WESTMINSTER GUILD
TO MEET TUESDAY.

Westminster guild Of the Presbyterian
church will meet Tuesday evening at the
home of Mrs. F. L. Graybill, 1916 Third
avenue north. Miss Bessie Steen will
assist the hostess
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-12-05

Our Savior's Lutheran, 1908 Second
avenue north, the Rev. A Lunde, pas
tor. Morning service at IL O'Clock with
Holy Communion. Sunday school at 10
a. m. The Luther league will meet Mon
day evening The Confirmation class
will meet Saturday afternoon at | 80
o'clock.
Great Falls daily tribune., 1920-12-05
A. C. A. TO MEET
MONDAY MIGHT.

The Great Fats branch Of the Asso-
cation Of Collegiate Alumnae will meet
Monday evening at s o'clock at the home
of Mrs. l.. W. Crouch, 1920 Second
avenue north