Norwich bulletin., 1920-06-19
HUMok OF THE DAY

T notice you powder your nose several times per Eour,' s>id the efficiency ex- pert
 q do.' admitted the pretty steaeg.- but don go around pcking it into oth- er peoples business. Louisville Courier Journal. Did your boy Josh put on oye-siis.- Yes replied Farmer corntcssel. -BUf the first thing he did was 10 get a bel; and a buttonhole bouquet nj make 'crl look foo ish.-washinstsn Star.
 What was the matter with the sr1Hn who didn't show up at the WeddiESG''
 'I guess it was case of heart failure Baltimore American
 Kathr$n-pid you return Harold's rins when you broke your engagement
 Kittye-No. paid him what ], cost him. Diamonds have gone u? q ioo per cent since he bought it.-Hoasion Post
 How do you like these cigars. Gro 70. the host sssed. 'Pr.tty fair. W t. ''Sp;eniid .'' s. O 7de5 tie Sn.yt'. guest But can tei -oa E5n e., 2, g that will piesse you ;s-ow where you can Fe; cigars erea cheaper than these. Philadelphia P5e ie |, ser.
 Teacher-Give the meaning of pc= uke, and write q sentence cn.a.n!ss it.
 Pupil - Tine Iiawaiisns ssI .i.leic strinsed instruments at-so nuc', pcr ulle.-CartooRs Magazine.
 Does this paddle fan Leeo [. the nics' off your eounter?"
 -'-4lo some exte-3t-'
 "Eh?"
 They seem to like to ride or the fan
 If you want to make q hR Jou must strike ont for yourself, my son.
 You're mixed in your baseball talk. { pa; if yoI strike out you cant make. q hit-"-Bos:ol- Trsr script.
 Why dent you take children in this apartment house?"
 "Their crying" replied the janitor. ''is liable to :..terfere with the phonogrzph2 and player pianos. ."-wasainston stAtC
 She-Did you let papa beat you sc billiards. as told you i He-Yes; and he said a fellow who played such a poor. game should never marry any daughter or his never !- Pearson's Weekly. r
 What was Scorcham arrested ferr'
 Fast driving"
 That's too bad" . Not at all He wants reople to be- lieve he owns a fast car, and he paid the policeman to arrest him-"-Str4y Stories.
 The ratio of congressional represeu- tstion under the Constitution was ere for each ten years until. according to census of 1910. the representation was one to each 2Ii,s77 of the population. The next change will be after the reszit of the 1920 census is announced.
 She was bright girl, but she had married a poor man. said t-t-f1v ai6 lady a friend of many years standing ''how do you find married life2"
 "Oh, sew-sew!" replied the young wo- man, with . sigh.-London Blightr
 When I was boy" rmarxe5 Senz- tor Sorghum, T wante1 to be sTes- circus clown"
 "An absurd ambition" I'm not So sure. The career would much applause and considerably moro mparsation.-Exchange Townley-I see you raise your c:..fr vegetabl
 | Subbubs-Oh. no simply plan. g small garden so as to keep the chic -su. at home-Boston Trans. ript- Do you propose to pay your bills. ''Yes, l propose frequently. But 50 f., no heiress will have me.-Louisyrl; Courier-Journal. A lady trave'ins with her ave-year. old son on a night train told him as she put him 10 bed to say his prayers as US ual. but he natly refused 10 do so. Don't voI want the Lord tJ take care of you tonisht?' asked the aaxlor: mother.
 whats the pOr:er here for?" WAS th, child's response.