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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-12

Do you know that numbers of peo-
pie are slowly starving, sinking in
health and strength, because they lack
an appetite? That is the case.
If you feel weak and run down, have
heada ches often, can't stand much eX-
ertion, never have really we'll day
} and are Respondent and blue" con-
stantly, think minute about your APP
petite. Is your appetite poor or do you
really eat big, hearty meals and enjoy
them?
Very probably you eat very little
that is one of the main reasons for
your weak, headachy. run down,
Respondent condition of health For
remember. the appetite is important
and lack of an appetite, far too often
considered lightly, is in reality SER
ious thing.
Without food you cannot live. With
out enough food you feel weak and
eventually your system is completely
run down. The appetite brings food
into the stomach. This food is di-
gested and the nutrition taken from it
is carried by the blood to the tissues
and organs of the body. building them
up and Strengthening them. If the ap-
petite is poor and does not bring
enough food into the stomach, then not
euOuSu HullIliOu Is given tiSSueS anu
organs and they become weak and run
down. For that reason the appetite
is important. If the appetite is not
well and doesn't bring enough food
into your stomach, you cannot be
strong and well.
One of the first things that can be
noticed after use of Vola-Tonic,
Builder of Strength is started, is an
increase in the appetite. Vola-Tonic
brings a normal, healthy appetite and
thus corrects the lack of appetite that
is robbing many men and women OF
health and strength. In addition.
helps digestion, builds up
the blood, soothes the nerves and thus
Helps health in every way.
Vola-Tonic is being especially intro
duced in Richmond at Quigley's Five
Drug Stores and is sold by one leading
druggist in cities and towns all over
this section.--Adyertisem
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-12
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-12
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Potatoes Can Be Groun
IN Probably In South as
w We'll as North 2
BY p. G. HOLDEN.

IT HE potato is cool weather
l. plant and yields best In cool
soil, but potatoes can be protitably
grown in the central and southern
states if they are planted so that the
tubers will develop in the coolest
part Of the growing season and the
soil is kept cool by level cultivation
yields of potatoes have been pro-
duced on small plots by growing
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By seed selection, spraying and
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produce two or three times the yield
they do.
Potatoes will grow In almost any
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plantfood and moisture. They
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the last two weeks of their growth
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Begin With Good Seed; Keep 1t Good
Commercial fertilizers can be used
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No potato grower should waste his
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The most dangerous potato dis
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Some diseases, when once intro
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Some diseases attack only tubers !;
some attack both tubers and vines,
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l. Planting seed free from dis
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2. Treating all seed.
3. Digging out and destroying
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4. Rotating crops, not planting po-
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Disinfect all sacks and crates SO
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Corrosive sublimate is rank
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-12

Warmers Safe Diabetes Remedy has
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thought themselves beyond aid.
Diabestes is a peculiar and battling
disease which the medical profession
seems to be unable to cure despite the
many years of experimenting and re-
search by foremost physicians
throughout the country.
Diabetes is invariably the result of
an impaired nutrition-this results in
an excess of sugar in the blood and
ia ilure of the food to nourish, hence
a gradual wasting away while, eating
well.
Symptoms of the disease are in
creased thirst, excess of urine, ema-
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ish OdOr.
Following are few voluntary
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Il had been troubled with Dia betes
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-12
South Side Land To Be
Held in Trust, Decision

A transfer in trust of $3.50 worth
of land in Beallview to be retained by
the present and succeeding officers Of
the South Side improvement associa-
ton, for the association, was filed at
the recorders office Wednesday morn
ing 1t is understood that other land
in Beallville may be sold, but that
designated in the deed wifi remain
in the hands of the trustees, who
were nameds as follows:
Adolph Blickwedel, president: j.
Henry E. Bode, secretary Anton
Stole, treasurer; William II. Bartel,
first vice president, John Zwissler, sec
ond vice president, and their respect
i've successors to office.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-12
s.. DAYS WAGES FOR TWO
MEN $113.SO, SAYS HiNSHAW

preparing to remove TO his farm near
Cambridge City, and had two carpen
tiers making repairs on his country
home.
AT first they wanted to count their
time from leaving Richmond until get
ting back to town, but a compromise
was effected. We agreed on. splitting
it, that is l to pay them for their
time going one way
II took them to work in the morn
ing and brought them back for sup
per. They worked sig days last week
and collected $113S0 last Saturday
in wages" according to Mr.. Hinshaw
this including a trifle of overtime.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-12

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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-12
NO PAY IN NINE WEEKS
FOR CAMDEN TEACHERS

EATON, O., May 12.-Pay day for
teachers in the schools in Camden is
scarcely more than memory, for
the last pay they received was nine
weeks ago. The teachers and the
board of education discussed the sit
uation in a recent meeting, but the
board was unable to offer the teachers
much encouragement as to when the
next pay day might be expected
owing to the present financial condi
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-12
HOW APPETITE
AFFECTS HEALTH

Don't discourage your appetite.
II you lack an appetite you may
be we'll on the way to sickness.
Appetite is the power that brings
food into the stomach, and it is
sufficient quantity of food every
day, which is properly digested,
and properly distributed, that
keeps the system strong and we'll.
If your appetite is poor, not
enough food is taken into your
stomach to keep up strength and
health, and sickness soon comes.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-12
FOR ITCHING TORTURE
Use Antiseptic Liquid Zemo

There is one remedy that seldom,
fails to stop itching torture and relieve
skin irritation and that makes the sl1n
soft, clear and healthy.
Any druggist can supply yous with
Zemo, which generally overcomeaik m
diseases. Eczema, itch. pimples, r1iheA
blackheads, in most cases give WY
to Zemo. Frequently. minor blemishes
disappear overnight. Itching usually
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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-12
DOMESTIC CONSUMER OF
TOBACCO IS NOTICED

TOBACCO is NOTICED
The export trade of the United
States in tobacco products during the
month of February indicates grow
ing tendency on the part OF manu-
facturers to take care of the domes-
tic demand first. Cigars and che
roots were the only line to show an
increase over the corresponding
month last year. although the total
value of all products shipped out of
the country during February. 1920,
amounted to $4,074,S1S, which was an
increase of $29s.243, or 8 per cent,
contrasted with the value prevailing
in February. 1919. Exports of cigar
cites decreases 90,169.000, or per
cent; plug tobacco decreased 9,617
pounds, or per cent; and smoking
tobacco decreased 1925 pounds, or
40 per cent.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-12

1t should be said that old timers who
have grown rich at the game, say thet
high priced seed usually means low
priced crop and vica versa. However,
in this section at least, the present
high price of seed will tend to decrease
the acreage as I have heard plenty Of
farmers say that seed is too high to
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-12

hu%. Others who have plenty of seed
prefer TO sell at present high prices.
rather than take chances with bugs,
blight, bad weather and bad markets"
ROY f. SMELKER,
Pine Lawn Farm, New Paris, o.
The Washington times., 1920-12-05
BY GEORGE ABE.

In one of the Regular Stops on
Spur Line of a Western Road,
there lived a Man who wanted to
see Europe. Somebody had told
him that Travelling broadens one.
He had six weeks to spare, so he
thought he would hustle over and
get Broadened about 81 500 worth.
This would-be Marco Polo want
cd to HE over and look in Pity
on the decsying Monarchies of the
Effete East and compare them
with Bird Center. He was afraid
that II he waited a couple of Sea-
sons they would be so Far Along
In the Process of Decay that they
would not be FIT to look at.
He was a Coal-Dealer in Bird
Center, but he sighed for further
Honors. He wanted to be pointed
out ~ the Fellow who had took in
the Old Country. There was one
Woman in Bird Center who had
skipped over and back again before
Europe knew anything about II.
This record gave her q goshawful
Standing in the Chautauqua. She
had put in two days In dear old
Rome. When the Circle began to
speak Of Art, she had all the other
Girls spiked to the Tan Board.
The Coal-Dealer had his Name
stenciled OH a low-browcd
Steamer Trunk. Also he secured
a Passport which identified him
as a Male American and requested
Foreign Powers to overlook all
Breaks, as he was from Bird Cen
ter
His Friends gave him n Fare
we'll Dinner. When he boarded
che Train. the entire Population
was down TO see him OFF. His
neighbors pounded him on the
Back and gave him a box OF Lottie
Lees to smoke on the Trip, be-
cause they had heard tell that II
was impossible to get a Good
Segar away from Home. They
told him to give their best to
George, meaning his Gracious
sfnjcsty, ana 10 ask King Albert
TO take one on them, and to tell
the Pope howdy. In fact, his de-
parture was made a regular Festi-
val Of homegrown Humor, and
he felt that he was something of
a Public Character.
But when he boarded the liner
and came up against the Sea-Dog
who had been across forty-seven
times and liked Heavy Weather
and never had been Sick, he
shrank considerably. His plans
for doing Great Britain and the
whole Continent In one Month,
The Washington times., 1920-12-05
If We Always Took Advice
The Fable of the Hungry Man From Bird Cente

Chimney Pots, they bad him Froz-
en- as stiTf as Board.
After ne had been on the Other
Side for about a Week, he learned
that il he wanted TO Talk to any
one, he could 20 out and employ Il
Guide.
Still, there were some who recoG-
nized the Blood Relation, and they
bled him. The Cabbies charged
him three times the regular
Tariff. He discovered that a
Nasal accent was Expensive.
Somehow, every one seemed TO
know that he was one of those &C.
centric Yankees. He was regard
ed as a Millionaire just because he
came from America and talked in
q Loud Tone. He did not like to
correct this flattering Impression
and explain that he was merely a
Bounder from Bird Center who
wanted to 20 it Cheap. So he Let
Go rather freely, and the first
thing he knew his Letter OF Credit
began to act lop-sided.
He went against the London
Tailor and bought a lot of strange
Garb with Cushions in the
Shoulders. The Garments did not
fit him, but we're said to be Dur
able. The Tailor said he couldn't
Wear them Out, and after he re.
turned Home, he found that he did
not dare to.
After remaining in London for
a Week and getting fairly well ac'
quainted with "A Waiter, he struck
out for the Continent, where they
had been saving UP all their Bad
Money TO give IL to him. He did
not know how to make change. In
he Excitement of Travel he forgot
his 4 French Sentences and became
so Locoed that they did what they
pleased to him. He was from the
Y. S. A., whore the Currency
grows on Bushes, and they felt
al Liberty TO go through him.
lie was so busy scrapping over
Bills, looking up Timetables, pay
ing excess Baggage and sending
illustrated Postal Cards back to
Bird Center. telling what a Grand
Time he was having. that he had
very little Time for Sights. Still,
he managed to look into 400
Cathedrals that seemed just alike
and had the same damp 0dor and
he stood in front Of several thou
sand faded masterpieces and let on
to Admire them. After a while all
Scenery looked alike to him and
when a Guide tried TO pull him into
q Gallery he kicked and clawed.
Wherever he stopped, a smiling
The Washington times., 1920-12-05

pected the Duke of Newcastle-on.
Tyne to be down at the Dock with
q Union Jack in one Hand. a Star
ry Banner in the other and an In
vitation TO Marlborough House
held in his Teeth. But the Re.
ception Committee failed to ma.
temalize. The Man from Bird
Center rode up to London in
small Compartment with several
of our British Cousins. He tried
to be Sociable and dab a little more
Cement on the Anglo Saxon ALI
ance, but they looked out at the
Landscape and did not seem in
clined to mix up with one who had
nov been Presented. BY the time
the Train rumbled In among the
The Washington times., 1920-12-05

did not seem to excite any burn
ing Interest.
The Voyage was not up to his
large Expectations. A majority
Of the Passengers lay about in a
Comatose Condition, rolled up in
loud rugs. The others did num-
erous Laps around and around the
Deck, like the Participants in
Six-Day Match, and spoke to no
one. The Coal-Dealer spent most
of his Time in somebody else's
Steamer Chair, sucking n Lemon.
In due time he landed on Al
bion's Shore, as he called II in
writing to the Home Paper. He
had read all about the Anglo
Saxon Alliance, and the Friendly
Feeling for Americans and Blood
being II. cker than watsr. He en-
The Washington times., 1920-12-05

for 4 Cup Of Mothers Coffee with
out any daggoned Chicory in it.
1t was u joyous Day when the
Coal-Dealer climbed into Six
Day Boat headed for Sandy Hook.
He had used the Cable to get Two
Hundred over and above the Let
ter. He didn't know whether or
not his Trip had Broadened him,
but he knew it had left him Short.
He realized that when he landed
in New York. he would be searched
as a Smuggler and then Sand
Bagged by a Taxi Bandit, but he
The Washington times., 1920-12-05

his Steak and Onions. At the sad
Roundup known as the Table
Dote, they passed him lot of
Trimmings that ne could neither
Pronounce nor Assimilate. He
sat in the Forum at Rome and
longed for Rhubarb Pic. AS he
floated on the Grand Canal in
Venice, he realized that Green
Corn was coming into the Market
back in Bird Center, and the Blow
nearly threw him out of the Con-
dola. He stood in the Majestic
Presence of Mont Blanc and made
an Open Offer Of Seven Dollars
The Washington times., 1920-12-05
| HEARD AND SEEN =. - By BILL l

a Western Girl" is cmphatically OF
the opinion that Washington cak O.
eaters dress ain wretched taste" al
though some girls think they look
like fashion plates. This Westerner
says that as they dress now they
bear resemblance to servants In
wealthy families.
CARL ]. Pooh expresses the view
that reform having "made every
home brewery" it is now attempt
mig to do away with the movies on
Sunday and make every home a
movie house on that day.
what would you think OF guy
who asks for d Kiss and when you
refuse. he says. "All right, then me
for the cavc-man stun?
LOUISE l..
presumably this guy wadcd in
and took one anyhow
The Washington times., 1920-12-05

Hotel manager gave him the
Sleeve across the Wind-Pipe.
After a couple Of weeks. though,
he got used to it and would extend
MS Neck and take it in the Jugular
without q Murmur.
He began to count the Days I'M
I'll he would see Bird Center again.
He wanted to be back where the
Teams were hitched around the
Court House Square and no Build
ing was more than Is years old
and everybody said Hello. Bill"
In addition to being Home sick,
he was Hungry. He could not get
The Washington times., 1920-12-05
A BATHROBE INQUIRY.

JOHN SANFORD, who was the
her. is worrying himself sick
spare Tire" Of " and S in Octo-
over the question as to whether
men have more than one bath
robe each. He has canvassed
among his male friends and has
not found one who possesses over
ONE bathrobo. John says his
one robe liz six years old and was
made out Of Turkish toweline.
Now this Is n most important
question. John hates to be out OF
style and will feel consoled n II
IL true that Ihe average man
owns only one Nbathrobe. Lets
hear from tho bunch.
The Washington times., 1920-12-05
I'd Center and the Trans Atlantic Touch

was ready to stand for anything
that wasn't done in a Foreign
Language.
1.-The Latin races may be on the
Decline, but they didn't refuse to
take All of Nine" said the Coal
Dealer, as he looked back across
the vastly Deep. "The only way l
can get Revenge is to go back 10
Bird Center and talk Europe for
the next 10 years"
MORAL: The Time to enjoy a
European Trip is about Three
Weeks after Unpdeking. -
Copyright. 1920. by the Bell Syndicate. Ise.
The Washington times., 1920-12-05

what do the fans think OF n
girl friend who asks you to keep
a date with her best beau for
her and then gets peevod be-
cause you won't tell her every
thing he SAID?
MAPLE SUGAR.
The Washington times., 1920-12-05
pARsING .kISS."

Kiss is a noun. though generally
used as conjunction; never de-
c,ined. more common than proper;
always in plural number; agrees
with me. and is very often in the
dat-iye. b. X
The Washington times., 1920-12-05
Is sHE THE YOUNGEST FAM

rs sHE THE YOUNGEST FAINT
THE FANS or ~ AND = ARE
FROM SEVEN YEARS OF Age 70
NINETy-THRE YEARS. MAS. u.
~. u. WRITES THAT HER DAUGH-
rFU ~ TaE YOUNGEST FAN
"sHE READS n AND EVERY
NIGHT BEFORE DINNER
The Washington times., 1920-12-05
THE ARKANSAS GiRA.

The girl from Arkansav
Shn can gling little Ink,
Take little drink,
And chaw moro tobac than her Pa can
ehaw DIXIE GIRL.
The Washington times., 1920-12-05

There are plenty of real men i'll
Washington who will take girls any
where, pay the way, and not expect
kisses in return. So why bother
with cakies? 4. NJ. O'S.
The Washington times., 1920-12-05

To step on the under dog is no trick.
There's nothing remarkable in that.
To quit stepping on him, give him a
lift and then keep quiet about it
that's trick worth while.
PHILIP EBERT.
The Washington times., 1920-12-05

"Laurels on your brows" Is all
to the mustard only when you
can browse on your laurels."
Therefore don't rest on 'em until
you are ready to browse. ]. G.
The Washington times., 1920-12-05
uRIEF RIT POINTED.

uRIEE But POINTED.
I'm no poet
And I know It,
But
Tell me where cakics started
And tell me when they'll end"
can't we do without them7
FRED II.
The Washington times., 1920-12-05

There is q man who never does
A thing that il not right.
His wife can tell Just where he -
At morning. noon and night.
He's dead
The Washington times., 1920-12-05

In st. Asaph's Cemetery, Dublin,
Ala, lies a negro of note, Deacca
Silas Johnson.
On the ssth day Of May, 1891, I departed
this life
And left behind me all its turmoil, strug@
gle. and strife.
And irft mourning ne my friends, yifs.
and mother,
Here's hoping go ono way and they 90
rATHE.
The Washington times., 1920-12-05
THE PERFECT MAN.

There is man who never drinks, h
Nor smokes, nor chews, nor SwearA.
Who never gambles, never firts,
And shuns all sinful SHARES.
He's paralyLed. ~
The Washington times., 1920-12-05
PARENTS APPROVE II and S.

That Washington parents approve
their children reading II and s
which seeks to inculcate good and
good cheer, is shown in a number OF
letters from school children. From
one of these this extract is taken:
Pa and Ma had forbidden me to read
newspapers. because II was not good
for me and | had to give my time to
school studies. Once In a while, when
at n friends house, HAD n chance to
read the old column. SO one night ]
found Pa and Ma both pouring over
The Times and chucNi'ng. when they
finished Ma said: You may read this
part Of the paper every day and Moth
ing else for u Is worth while" II was
good old II. and s. oh, boy, ain't II
grand? DClNO.
The Washington times., 1920-12-05

II II and s is keeping up with the
times, how is that all who read it
are behind THE TIMES?
The Washington times., 1920-12-05

MoSc--"Au rcvoir."
Sam--"what yuh mean?" -
Mose--"Dat, nah boy, Is goodbye
in French
Sam--'Occonuan.'
Mose--"Whats dHt;'
Sam.-"pat. nah boy. is goodbye
In Washington" TOM CCLHANE.
The Washington times., 1920-12-05

Now that school professors have
proven that they can eat angle
worms, their boards shoulr SEQ to
II that the professors at least re-
ceive sufficient pay TO clothe them
selves. Keep your heads down.
angle-vorms. the book worms"
are after you.
The Washington times., 1920-12-05

suggest that the sign on q 9th
street movie house, "Typhoon eool-
ing System" be changed 20 ~fy-
phoon Coaling System" c. J. j.