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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17
sWife Nagged on Trolley;
Conductor Gets Divorce

Accusing his wife of annoying
him while he went about his du-
ties as a street car conductor,
William l.. Stockfeth obtained a
divorce from Alice V. Stockf1eth
in Superior Judge Morgan's
court in San Francisco. Stock
fleth said his wife would board
his car and berate him for an
swering questions of passengers.
More than that, she never paid
any fare when she started out
on nagging expedition.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17
The New @Toastn SHADE

The new shade Of ecru that is seen
In much of the new lingerie and In
some Of the new blouses is called
toast and this describes # perfect.
Iy. 1t is very charming in sheer ba-
tiste used over navy blue.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17
Where the Dead Exceed the LivIno.

Wilmington. O.-Wilmingtons city
of the dead has a greater population
than WilIhington's city of :he living.
according TO census fgureS There
are sou sleeping the long sleep in
Sugar Grove cemetery whsle Uncle
Sans enumerators counted only 5.037
persons living in the town.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17
Welcome Relief From the
Tortures of Rheumatism

cause it is one of the most thor
ough blood purifiers known to med
ical science. This fine old remedy
cleanses the blood of impurities,
and acts as an antidote to the germ
of rheumatism.
S. S. S. is sold by druggists
everywhere. For valuable litera-
ture and advice address Chief Med
zeal Adviser. lot Swift Laboratory.
Atlanta, Ga.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17
Can Come Only From the
PrOner Treatment.

Many forms of rheumatism are
caused by millions of tiny germs
that infest the blood, and until the
blood is absolutely freed of these
germs, there is no real relief in
sight.
The most satisfactory remedy
for rheumatism is S. S. S. be-
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17
Not Even WatchfuIly

As q preacher recently said, we need
Noses to lead Us out of the wilder
ness. hut our Moses would have to get
hustle on; we couldn't wait anything
like IL years.-BoSton Transcript.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17

Teacher-An abstract noun Is some
thing you can see but can't touch.
Now, Willie. give me an example.
Willie-A red-hOt poker.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17

in the latter part of June owing to
the high prices of rice there. On
June % there was only a four days
supply of rice available in Shanghai.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17
Kindly Passed II On

I'm sure it was woman who first
found out about kissing"
"Yes-and vomanlike, couldn't keep
her discovery to herself New York
Central Magazine.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17
imnortant 70 Mothers
Her MAY

BeIle-pid you enjoy the inlay?
Ncli-Oh. / he'd perfectly lovely
time. cries! straight through She
whole tour acts.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17
Oilseed Makes HUI Noted.

HUI is not only considered first in
importance as regards the Oiseed in
dustry N the United Kingdom, but
nlso is considered second In the world.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17
Among Favorite Models.

Dark-colored organizes, including
taupe with terra Gotta and cherry red
trimming are among favorite models.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17
Nervous Spells
Near Heart Failure
EatORiC Stopped It

mr.. c. i. Loats, writing from his
home at Lay, Md, says, Il had been
taking medicine from four specialists,
but believe me, friends, one box of
eatonic has done le more good than
ali The remedies I have ever tried.
1 was in awfully bad shape. About
half an hour before meals, got nerv-
GUS, trembling and heart pressure so
bad / could hardly walk or talk. One
box of eatonic stopped it,"
Eatonic quickly produces these tru-
~ marvellous results. because it takes
lfp the poisons and gases and car
ries them right out Of the body.
OF course, when the cause is removed
the sufferer gets we'll
Everyone that wants better health is
told TO have just a little faith-enOugh
TO try one box of eatonic from your
own druggist. The cost is a trifle.
which he will hand back 10 YOU if you
are not pleased. Why should you suf-
fer another day. when quick, sure re
lief, is waiting for YOU? ADV.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17

motives. but simply q convenience to
make available the resources of the
policy holder"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17

There are but few unhappy mar
riages. The mhappiness comes later
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17
Gone for the Day.

My boss mad given me some special
work to do. and had departed saying
he would not return that day. writes
Il correspondent. 1t was exceedingly
warm and To work was torture. Put
ting my books and papers away. l Sc
lectCd the InoSt comfortable chair In
his office and sat down 10 read mag
azine which | found on his desk. You
can imagine my chagrin when he re-
turned in an hour and asked for the
work.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17
Is Greatest Plane
Motor in World

the engine, who is known as one Of
| the creators Of the Liberty motor.
The new engine, in spite Of its great
power, is no freak. 1t is intended for
steady, longtime service, either for
heavy duty Or for great speed, and is
designed for American quantity pro
duction methods
Made for General Use.
While the men who are handling the
new engine expect that it will push a
| plane at least 200 miles an hour, the
engine was not designed for this pur-
| pose alone, and is capable of wide and
, general use. 1t weighs only 1874
I pounds per horsepower.
! The lessons which Colonel Vincent
learned during the war in his study of
! the actual performance of the Liberty
! motor, as we'll as of the best makes
from both allied and enemy countries,
! are embodied in this design, and as q
result there are several notable adj
vances.
Most important is that the motor is
| fireproOf for all civil purposes. This
has been attained by putting the car
burctor below and outside of the crank
case, with all vents outside the cow
| ling SO that there is no possibility of
| conlagration from a back fire. This
Arrangement also has the advantages
that it gives gravity feed, thereby
eliminating the weight of extra piping
and of the feed pump, and that it
makes the carburetor much more ac-
cessible.
Exhaust Valves Changed.
Another change has been in provid-
| ing two inlet and two exhaust valves
for each cylinder instead of one. The
result has been a bigger and Steadier
| flow of gas TO the cylinders, and a
very high mean effective pressure even
at great speed. A double finger valve
! lift is used, and this permits changes
In the cam-shaft and rocker-arm me-
| chanism which make this engine much
| superior to any predecessor in the
| troublesome matter of leakage from
| the cam-shaft housing
| A third change is in the use of "a
single duplex carburetor, instead of
| the usual two carburetors. The diff
| Guilty of synchronizing the throttle and
altitude controls of two carhuretors
has always been a bugbear to aviators.
| but il had been felt that two or more
were necessary TO give the requisite
iow of gas. 1t has been found in the
tests, however. that this single duplex
| gives splendid economy and other de-
tails which, in the opinion of Colonel
Vincent. fully Justify the design. He
/ predicts that It will promptly become
universal practice with airplane en-
gineers.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-08-17
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer' on Genuine

"Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin" is genu-
Inc Aspirin proved safe by millions
and prescribed by physicians for over
twenty years. Accept only an unbroken
"Bayer package" which contains proper
directions to relieve Headache. Tooth.
ache, Earache. Neuralgia, Rheumatism
Colds and Pain. Handy tin boxes of II
tablets cost few cents. Druggists also
sell larger "Bayer packages, Aspirin
is trade mark Bayer Manufacture Mon
oaceticacidester of Salicylicacid.-Adv.
The Carlisle independent., 1920-12-09

energy, little paint will transform one of these paces into habitation fit for human dwelling, or make the former decrepitude and decay give place to inviting brightness in the case of business room.
 A tramp goes by, he is dirty and rusty, and the fact makes him slink. Most people hate to give him cup of coffee and bite to eat. It isn't because he seems to be down and out but because he is lazy and dirty. He mars our sense of the fitness of things, he jars the harmony of life. It is very difficult for such a man to find job. But give him a clean shave, put a clean linen on him, shine up his rusty shoes, clothe him in de- cent garments and he looks like an- other man. And his chances for en- ployment have increased 200 per cent.
The Carlisle independent., 1920-12-09
CITY FATHERS QUIT

Daradanelle's mayor and council men resigned recently because of lack of funds to operate the city, and opposition of citizens to two pro- posed plans for raising funds. It is now proposed, according to report from Dardanelle, to save the citizens to sign up for voluntary five-mill tax, as was necessary at Dardanelle and elsewhere to raise funds to en- able schools to meet advanced costs of operation. Many utility operators can sympathize with the Dardanelle's officials, and may envy them the ease with which they extricated them selves from the situation. Like Dar- danelle and the schools, many utili- ties have found rates insufficient to meet higher costs of labor, fuel and other items, and like the Dardanelle
The Carlisle independent., 1920-12-09

officials, have found beneficiaries op- posed to increasing the revenues. They are unable to resign, however, for to do so would cause loss to nu- merous investors who have loaned money to develop Arkansas and Ar kansas properties because of their faith in the utilities operators, the future of the state and the disposition of the people to accord fair treat ment to investors in public utility enterprises.
 But Dardanelle isn't the only city that is financially embarrassed. Lit tie Rock and practically all cities in the state have found that pre-war income isn't sufficient to meet post war costs.
The Carlisle independent., 1920-12-09

Rub-My-Tism is a great pain killer. It relieves pain and soreness caused by Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sprains, etc.
 The sum of $91 ,902.00 was invested in matrimonial ventures in Arkansas during the two year period ending Oc- tober 1st, 1920, state records showing that 30,634 marriage licenses were is- sued during that period. Of the total amount of fees paid for licenses the state received $15,317.00. There was time when marriage licenses could be bought for $2.50, but these have been affected by the HCL and now cost 20 per cent more.
The Carlisle independent., 1920-12-09

Don't be too nasty about throwing away old trunks, etc. A Pennsyl- vania woman recently started to burn trunk she had bought for $1 from a junk man. A metallic tinkle at tracted her attention, and when she investigated she found $395 in gold in the lining of the trunk.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-03-29
Cornmeal Muffins.

Sift together three-fourths of a cup
full of cornmeal, one-fourth cupful of
potato flour, one cupful Of wheat -four,
one-fourth cupful of sugar, half tea.
spoonful of salt and four teaspoonfuls
OF baking powder. Beat one egg, add
a cupful of sweet milk and three table.
spoonfuls of melted shortening and
stir into the dry ingredients. Bake in
a hot, well creased muffin pan twenty.
five minutes. This makes a dozen
mullins.
A good way to stretch q small DOR
ton Of meat for the family is to chop
1t and mix 1t with noodles and a little
brown or cream sauce. This may be
served in one casserole dish, or in the
small ramekins covered with buttered
crumbs and baked.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-03-29
Rann-doln Reels
By HOWARD L. RAM
THE APE


THE ape is sest-pocket edition
L of man which is brought to this
country and exhibited in cage for
the purposes of comparison with the
real article. After full-bearded man
with face which is cross between
spitz dog and a chrysanthemum has
leaned over the railing at the zoo for
little while and studied the counte-
nance of the naturalized ape, he will
break for the nearest barber shop on
the dead run.
The ape has long, eager toes and
a prehensile tail, with which he is
able to swing pro and con with pre-
occupied look. He also has coarse
speaking voice, with which he argues
violently with anybody who tries to
pass him a sour peanut. The CONNER
cial ape is the kind which earns q. liv-
ing for some exhausted Italian who
emits hymn tunes from hand organ.
There is also the cultivated trick ape,
which smokes a cigarette with much
the same facial expression as his
brethren in pants.
The mandrill is an ornamental form
of ape which is as highly colored as
a Fourth of July poster. When the
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-03-29

lGrge attendance is promised from al
sections of the intermountain re-
gion.
1t will be an historical affair in
more ways than one and is to become
a regular institution.
Aside from the motor exhibit ad-
ditionai interest attaches to the show
in that the crowd will be able to wit
ness a spectacular airplane flight by
Hugh Barker, in the big machine
used in commercial service at Good
ing.
The event will bring together the
automobile interest of the northwest
and will likewise attract the owners
and drivers of cars, and in addition
will prove powerful interest to the
good roads movement, various de-
vices having been pledged for demon
stration, and as Pocatello is the piv-
otal point for the great northwest
park highway system, the value of
thorough inspection of road machin-
cry will be appreciated by automo-
bile people at large.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-03-29
Just Folks
By EDGAR A. GUEST
THE OLD WOODEN rua.
(Copyright.)

TIE 0Lp WOODEN TUB:
I like to ct to thinking q the old
days that are gone,
When there were Joys that never
more the world will look upon,
The days before inventors smoothed
the little cares away
And made what seemed but luxu.
ries then, the joys Of every day /;
When bathrooms were exceptions,
and we got our weekly scrub
BY standing In the middle of lit
tie wooden tub.
We had no rapid heaters, and no
blazing gas to burn,
We boiled the water on the stove,
and each one took his turn.
Sometimes to save expenses we
would use one tub for two.
The water brother Billy used, for me
would also do,
Although an extra kettle I was grant
ed, admit,
On winter nights to freshen and to
warm 1T up bit.
We carried water up the stairs in
buckets and In pals,
And sometimes splashed 1t on our
legs and rent the air with
walls,
But If the nights were very cold, by
closing every door
We were allowed to take our bath
upon the kitchen floor.
Beside the CHEEKY stove we stood
and gave ourselves a rub
In comfort most luxurious in that
old wooden tub.
But modern homes no more 90
through that joyous weekly fun,
And through the sitting rooms at |
night no half-dried children run
No little flying forms go past, too
swift to see their charms
With shirts and underwear and
things tucked underneath
their arms;
The homes SO full Of luxury now,
s it's almost like a club
sometimes wish we could 60 back
to that old wooden tub.
Copyright by Edgar A. Guest.)
x
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-03-29
POCATELLO MOTOR
SHOW BIG EVENT
Extensive Exhibits and
Demonstrations Are
Planned by
Backers

The next big event of interest in
Idaho is the Pocatello Motor Car
show. 1t will be held at the big
gymnasium at the Tech, and the
dates are April 9Th to 10th incIu-
sive.
Elaborate preparations have been
made for this affair and it promises
to be one of the most interesting
automobile shows ever neid in the
northwest. The space in the big
building is practically all disposed OF.
and all makes of cars, as well as
tires and oher accessories will be on
exhibit, and will be demonstrated.
Some extremely interesting booths
will afford entertainment fdr the
visitors, and the five days will afford
every opportunity for the crowd to
see the latest thing in gas buggies.
Nearly all the standard types of cars
are handled in Pocatello, and aside
from the local exhibitors. many firms
OF Salt Lake, Twin Falls, Idaho Falls
and other points of the northwest
will be on hand with display Of all
items pertaining to the automobile
trade.
The roadster, touring car, sedan,
truck, motorcycle and other type of
motor vehicle will be shown to per-
lection. The hall will blaze with
lights and be Respondent in decora-
tons, the Pocatello Bannocks, a pre-
mier band, will furnish the musical
Inspiration, dancing will be enjoyed
and special vaudeville stunts have
been provided.
1t is the purpose of the organiza-
ion to make this the most complete |
motor car show ever held in a wes-
ern state and dealers are putting
very effort into the enterprise, and
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-03-29
W.. hletps4e
fCopyrigh t 1920 westarr Na-.no~.. Y,-.u-
THE HOUSEHOLDER.

49,
THE HOUSEHOLDER.
When I'm away a little while,
Things all go wrong at home.
Each crab-grassed lawn-plot shrieks for
me,
Each weed-choked onion reeks for me.
And every spigot leaks for me,
When am on the roam.
O
Classified.
'What two kinds of alcohol are
there, JOhnny?"
'Denatured and dr- natured,
teacher"
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-03-29
lastNight'sDreaI1ls
What They Mean
DO YOU DREAM or doors,


nREAMS In which the sense OF
- smell is present are of the rarest
Yet they do sometimes occur and that
tney have attracted attention for a
long time-is evidenced by the fact that
interpretations Of them have been
handed down through the centuries BY
the mystics. They account It a most
happy omen to dream that you smell
perfumes, and to this rule there seems
to be only one exception-the smell of
rosemary In dream is said to foretell
mourning; though to see 1t and not
smell it Is good fortune. All other
perfumes mean that you will be we'll
spoken OF by your acquaintance and
viii associate with people of intelli-
gence and standing: all your enter
prises will turn out successfully. But
let the married man whose wife dreams
that she puts perfume on her head
look to himself; there is going to be.
only one boss In that household and
she is at"
why the dream consciousness, which
deals SO readily and acutely with
most other sensations, should be so
chary of handling olfactory ones is
puzzling-something for Professor
Freud yet to explain. The scientists
have endeavored to excite smell
dreams" by the application Of odors
to the sleepers nostrils. but expert
ments in this direction have not usu-
ally been successful and Ellis cites
an experiment made by Prof. W. s.
Monroe upon twenty women students
at the Westfeld Normal school. AL
crushed Glove was placed on the
tongue for ten successive nights before
going to bed. OF the 254 dreams re-
ported there were only eight "smell
dreams" and only three Of these actu.
ally involved cloves. The real smell
dream" occurs without any collective"
source, and 1t would seem to be a most
dif1cult matter to force the dream con.
sci9qsness artidcially to take cogr'
lance Of a sense Of smell. I
4 (Copyright.) /
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-03-29

suffering the loss of packages taken
from their vehicles while they were
going about town The officers and
mere hants seemed unable to cope
with it, or at least thu practice con-
tinued and nothing was done to put
a stop to it till some unseen power
reached out and rounded up some OF
the miscreants In the dark and did
something that cured the habit forth
with and for keeps. After long
time few more offenses were COM
mitted, but the offenders, probably
a new set, got something that fixed
them and they Stayed fixed. Like the
proverbial crows in the corn fields,
they passed the word to all their
kind that there was a man in hiding
somewhere with powder. Just what
happened to the guilty ones, nobody
but the victims and those who caught
them seem to know, done so quietly
that the general public knew nothing
about it, > but the stealing ceased.
whether they were hung up by the
thumbs or treated to coat of tar
or merely threatened with exposure
and imprisonment, not clear, but 1t is
clear that something happened.
1t is reported that there is close
know as the Mystery
club that does the work, and they
have decided that the stealing Of au-
tos in Bingham county has got to
stop. The organization has been ex-
tended to other towns and precincts
and it is said that the man who takes
another mans car in that county
hereafter better be in the place the
pigeon arrives after flying seven
years.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-03-29
ORGANIZATION
BY George Matthew Adams.

0y 0eOTge Matthew ADAMS.
DRC Ohm The greatest Law of
L Success is Organization. Nothing
so marvelously emphasizes the infinite
Mind of the Creator of this World, as
His wondrous Solar System. It's Or
ganization is perfect. Organization
means Results-real Triumphs. Before
any Man or Business is able to get
Results, there must be Organization.
The greater your Organization Is,
the greater will your Success be.
Every healthy human being is fitted
out in the first place with every Factor
and Faculty for a powerful Organiza.
ton. There is your Brain with scores
of Elements ready to act in the Or
ganization. There is every member
and organ Of your Body ready-Wait-
ing and Willing. To Win-get all these
things into sound, workable Organi-
cation. For
The greater your Organization is,
the greater will your Success be.
If you feel yourself in the position
Of many a Failure-take Heart. Or
ganize yourself! Write down upon
piece of paper every useful Quality
you believe yourself gifted with Plan
out how your different Abilities may
help each other. Then write down the
names Of every possible avenue of
Endeavor where your Abilities seem
most adapted. Give every one of them
Something to DO. Set them to Work.
Realize what Organization can do.
Realize that
The greater YOUR Organization Is,
the greater win YOUR Success be.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-03-29
.Would Say

When you do not intend ito pay q
bill there is nothing like being de-
cisive In your refusal. The other day
a bookseller han an account render
ed" returned to him with the follow
ing reply scrawled across the bill
head: Dear Sir-I never ordered
this beastly book. II I did, you did
MT send 1t. If you sentt it, never
got it. If ]. got it. paid for It.. III
didn't, I won't. Now 60 and hang
yourself, you fathead.-Yours very
respectfully, John Jones. - Argo-
maui.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-03-29

Beat two eggs without separating the
whites and yolks; gradually beat In
one cupful Of sugar, add one cupful of
cream from the top Of the milk bottle
and one and two-thirds cupfuls Of flour
sifted with half teaspoonful Of salt
and three teaspoonfuls Of baking pow
der; add also a grating of lemon or
orange rind OF half teaspoonful of
the extract. Bake in a dripping pan,
lined with creased paper, in hot oven
about eighteen minutes. Turn out on
q damp towel, cut the crisp edges and
spread with any fruit jelly and roll.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-03-29

mandrill opens his mouth to say some
thing he is half undressed. The gorilla
is the nearest approach to the male
sex which science has yet dug out
in Africa. He walks on two feet with
the dignified air Of blase floor walk
err. The late Mr.. Darwin discovered
the ancestors Of some of his wife's rel.
atives, 1t is said, by studying the goril-
la at close range.
The chimpanzee is a blood relative
of the ape, but comes in a larger pack
age. The chimpanzee is naughty and
reserved animal, and has very little
affection for anything except his
meals. 1t Is not safe to toy with a
chimpanzee unless the toyee is look.
ing for pleasing form of suicide.
(Copyright.)