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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-23

Gee bot rs great Go be inssns
To rave and tear a. n IN. pain
TO see srven oe~s and purple bulls.
To drink raw miik In buck stfuis
To eat raw beans. TO capture flies.
To stick hairpihs In apple pies
To place ones foot behind ones ear.
And sail toy boats IN cans - beer.
just Try ~ once--Sou'ii never asatn.
Wish thai ypu we're no, insane
Saturday mada
Gee but rs great 90 be a nut
To bump ones head against a strut.
To bite one. ear and scream With pain
IL one Of the Joys OF being insane
Gee but us great 90 be feeh,
10 scn can find anything 20 rhyme ~ith
thai, So ahead ve cant
To write stuff like this 80 versatile
tcherus All tessthsrl
IN oSf OF rHE JOYS or Az IN.
Tn Lord iovcth m cheerful givcr
an also tn cheerful liver.
Turkish women are abandoning the
custom OF wearing a ven. let us
hops that In time they fall into the
ways ~ civilization and use paint IA
a substitute.
Senator III johnson Ia stiii going
around the country delivering a
speech In which he says. Il cannot
cure tho high cost OF living" We've
read his speech 40. many times we
are beginning to belicve him.
NOT VERY COMFORTABLE
WHEN THERE'S A GAS OR COAL.
SHORTAGE
me srtas'. oaiy attendant vas her
cousin. Miss Helen nsfrnana Who TN.
msaiAtsiy preceded her Miss Hermann
as sownea IN az attractive blue fibton
sirdie.-- Minneapolis Nina Tribune
A senatorial committee IN 10 In.
vestigate the high price Of shoes.
which. We arc sure. IL a waste OF
time. what the committee should
investigate IA the people who buy
Shoes.
OH. WELL HE NAY NOT HAVE
MEANT THAT
C ~ Woods IL hsulies sand ara iasn
her for some n~~ shoes ana an imrle
rnsnt house Mr. Weeds ts VEN tusl
man juu ns-. su, has toaad time 20 al
tend the niiiy sunday msesinEs al Rock
fsiauA and 10 In perfect Areufd With the
great evangelist ard bis WORK. tie states
that the rn.nB stnsi~s told 4bout anseesn.
IL lanEuax. used ~ Mr.. Sunday ere
false ani that he has never hard him
sitter a ssntsnce thai the meet refined
lady could hss. listened te.-MsaDossss
(tAl aentinet
You can't get the cheaper cuts
a, n meat market. Try an engrav.
Ing company and a barber shop.
A lot % the fellow. who say they
arc receptive candidates are telling
the truth. but most ~ them would hr
telling more truth " they Aaid they
were deceptive candidates.
CONVERSATION IN 1871
-oh. yea. Harry was . good boy.
Hohumr
But. ~ the telegraph operator re-
marked. This In tho key to tho situ'
ssion-
King George II wearing trousers
creased down the sides instead Of the
front and back. Think Of what
would become OF that crease n you
happened TO get scat In . street car
on tho EastiAke line.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-23
Sensitive Noses

An underpad school teacher began raising porkers in
her spare time. She kept the pen neat school, But
neighbor remembered that village ordinance prohibited
the keeping of pigs within the corporation limits So she
had to quit
Europe? That's different. Noses there may less sem
sitive At any rate few villages have ban on pigs or
chickens, and seamng compost heap fixture in many
village dooyard in France But not in the United States
Critics of this republic frequently that its citizens
care only for material prosperity They must be mistaken
For this is of the few nations where the material vii
age pig is sacrificed to esthetic village bouquet.
Benefits Of a sweet atmosphere should not be forgot
when one complains OF market bills. The price paid for
keeping residence districts innocent Of pigs is high!
Is 1t too hgh Persons with plenty of money and sensi-
tive noses it isn't But that school teacher has
thin purse And good appetite. She is not so certain
pigess may be too great!
The Job Of oboishing the diuine right of Xmas will
not De complete until the duine right Of mere man is
firmly established. ~
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-23

Whrn you begin ~ tsll your trou.
blen 10 a man. he nearly always In
terrupts 20 tell you his.
II Isn't n question Of how much
money you have made. but how
much good you have done with t.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-23
ANSWERED.

q While serving in the army in
France !. contracted a rash. just az
wis getting well from mustard gas
II is now breaking out In little red
pifnplcs at the roots OF the hair
and on my chest Please tell me
what II II and how II can be cured.
a. II II impossible from your let.
ter TO determine the nature OF your
ailmcnt. but inaEmuch as you served
with the army. you are probably en-.
titled TO free medical care and treat.
ncnt under the provisions OF the
war riak act Many discharged sol.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-23

Luna Park Swimming Pool opens
March 27th. Advertisement
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-23

rAs hs@e-@sAs sesreAv - . vvs-
aes fss ssist ssssits- kAsiiy
cd shsapiy nAsds.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-23

ny NATL out OF city. soc per months > moaths
S.kei & msnths tara year. SEQ IN me
yse per month. ttbo for months or " ~
per year by carrier. city. lie per week
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-23

Nearly all New England In voting
wet these days. Almost anybody'd
be willing TO vote wet when II doesn't
make any difference.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-23

UNCLE SAM. N. D." WIN answev.
either In this column or by mall,
questions Of GeaerAi Interest r~isiiag
emily Ia hygiene, sanitation and the
prevention Of diseas~. u will he
impossible for him to answer au~.-
tions Of . purely personal nature. or
To prescribe for individual di.s~ss~@.
Address
IMPROVISATION EDITOR,
L. y. Public H~-aith service.
Washington. ~. G.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27
CONSTRUCTIONS
SPEAKERS THEME
Reformed Churches Hold
Round Table Tonight.

CONSTRUCTION" will be the theme OF
an address by Prof. Theo f. Herman
this evening at the eighth annual mis-
sionary conference Of the Reformed
Churches in the United States.
There will be a roundtable confer
ence conducted under Rev. William II.
Knierim this evening. '"rhe Relation of
Young People to Social Service" being
the topic.
George A. Newton will give vocal
solo and there will be several song
service numbers.
Rev. Alfred Ankeney VIII conduct the
Young Peoples Study class hour.
Tomorrow, sight seeing trips through
the city will take the place of business
Sunday with unions services at the
Emmanuel Reformed church. Prospect
aud South New Jersey streets.
"The Universal Messiah" and esprit
tuality Is Unlversatilisy" were the themes
of Prof. George Stibitz, D. D., at the
morning and afternoon sessions today,
respectively.
Rev. c. A. Hauser gave two talks on
Sunday School Tools
The following classes were held in the
morning. Home missions, Rev. j. C.
Horning, teacher; Sunday school work,
Rev. f. w LEIGH, teacher; womcn's
work. Miss Carrie NJ Kcrschner. teacher.
In the afternoon the classes are: Pas
tors, Prof. Herman, teacher; home mis-
sions, Rev. Horning, teacher; foreign
missions Rev. Ezra Fl. Guinther, teach
err: Sunday school work, Rev. LEIGH.
Thursday evening the young people of
the indianapolis reformed church pre-
scented the pageant, Christ in America, -
and Miss Kerschner made an address
on "Work Among the japanese on the
Pacific Coast"
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27

rosy white mplexion-everyone will
talk about it. | find II excellent for my
complexion as IL protects my skin in all
kinds OF weather. That's why / prefer
it to all other toilet preparations and am
never without it. Now that short sleeves
are in vogue you VIII want beautiful
hands and arms. There is nothing like
Derwillo for this purpose. Many Of my
professional friends 10 whom | have rec
commended Derwillo use it in preference
to all other face powders or beautifers.'
Just try it once before going TO the
theater. dances, parties or an afternoon
call and note the favorable comments Of
your friends. DerwillO instantly puts
life-like tint on your cheeks which defies
detection. It takes the place of face pow
der and stays on until you wash 1t off
Precipitation does not affect 1t nor will
1t rub Off on clothing; it also prevents
the nose and face from shining. It's Won
deTful for a dark, sallow, rough skin,
blackheads, coarse pores, oily skin,
freckles. tan and for the instant beauty
it imparts. Over 100000 girls and women
are using 1t. It's absolutely harmless TO
the most sensitive skin. Just try 1t once
and you will need no further argument
TO convince you that there ia nothing
Just as good better or Just like
it. Insist on Derwillo, then you will
not be disappointed.
NOTE Druggists and department
stores everywhere sell Derwillo with the
guarantee that if you don't like it you
get your money back. It is the one beau
tifer that gives satisfaction at all sea
sons of the year. You can secure 1t at
all toilet counters in this city including
the Hook and the Haag Drug Companies.
Advertisement.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27

been hostile, without reason, to all
things Japanese. And this is resented
why not let US be fair to the japanese
and try TO understand their problems p
inquired Mr. Vanderlip.
Mr. Vanderbilt admitted that further
commercial incursion by Japan into
China would be resented by the Chinese,
but pointed out that China's government
was hopeless and inefficient" While in
many sections brigands ruled the coun-
try.
Mr.. Vanderbilt was asked whether
China could hope, during this generation,
to be able to say at any time to Japan :
Come no farther" unless China was
backed up by western powers
mo, don't think China can" he re-
piled.
Mr.. Vanderlip agreed that the western
nations had brought the material trap
pings of their civilization to the Orient,
which Japan had readily absorbed with
out the moderating influence of Chris
tianity.
Germany was Japan's model" said
Mr.. Vanderlip. And Japan can not to-
day be said to possess a deep, morals
building religion"
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27
Chamber of Commerce
Gets AID Club Money

Practically all subscribers to the con-
vention board fund Of the Indianapolis
Advertising club have returned cards to
the board signifying their approval Of
the plan of turning over the surplus of
the funds to the municipal advertising
committee of the Chamber of Commerce.
One of the subscribers to the fund was
the Indiana Farmers Guide, located at
Huntington.
In a letter to Mr.. Sidener today, Ben
F. Bitter, manager of the Farmers
Guide, says: while we don't live in In
dianapolis, we are anxious to see 1t go
forward and give our approval for the
turning over of any interest we might
have in the surplus left from the con-
vention fund to the Chamber of Com
merce."
The Farmers Guide subscription to the
fund was $500.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27

Not to Canada or the United States or
Australia, where they are barred, or to
India or China, which already are over
populated.
POSSIBLY to South America. But the
Japanese are not hardy as a race In
graphing with an unfavorable climate or
primitive conditions.
Third, Japan can expand CONNER
ciaIly into Manchuria, Siberia and China
where there is coal and iron to be aao,
and where social conditions should be
stabilized.
Japan only awaits the word from
America to go ahead and she prefers
to go hand-in- hand with the United
States, but then We have our policy OF
seIf-determination for all nationalities TO
consider.
"Japan's government is peculiar" said
Mr.. Ysnderlip.
at is difficult TO ascertain where the
power actually is concentrated.
"It Is not in the emperor's hands nor
in the house of peers, nor in the diet.
"Two elder statesmen survive. There
is a belief that Prince Yamagata, one
of them. is the power behind the throne
Because it is difficult to put one
finger on this power and tx response
bility. England, l understand, has de-
layed renewing the Anglo japanese
treaty.
1.-THE japanese foreign minister may
pledge his word to do one thing and
the Japanese government wherever it
may be, may do another.
MILITARY
CONTROLS.
"There are really two factions in
hn n
control, and the rising tide of democracy,
which, If not forestalled by some affair
that would shake all Japan, may be in
the ascendancy within six years.
SIT is interesting to note that Japan's
army and navy are responsible only
indirectly to the diet, both branches of
the war service choosing their own Of
dcers and directing heads.
The diet may make appropriations, but
the heads of the army and navy may
exceed them or incur obligations which
the nation is called upon In honor to
meet"
Discussing the California exclusion
act, Mr.. Vanderlip said he believed rlu-
tually satisfactory arrangements could
he brought aobut between the two com
tries which would eliminate further ir
ritaion over immigration from Japan.
The cordial cooperation of Japan can
be obtained, Mr.. Vanderllp believed, in
restricting immigration of Japanese Ia
hor entirely Ii the matter we're taken up
in a sympathetic and courteous manner
with the japanese government.
Using the right methods. plus diplo-
macy and gentleness, the japanese will
be quite willing to accept Americas
stand on this question" said Mr.. Van
derlip.
But strong arm methods plus a die
tatorial attitude, might lead to serious
trouble with Japan.
II sincerely believe Japan does not
want war with the United States, and
will only so to war TO preserve her ma
tional honor Individual Japanese may
commit hari kari, but whole nations do
rot do it unless forced TO.
Japan knows she could not win
against the United States.
The general impression in Japan, I
believe, is that Washington has at times
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27

NEW YORK-When Miss Dorothy Dal-
ton. the beautiful actress who was Sc
Iected for the leading role m that NAM
roth New York production. "Aphrodite."
MAS questioned as to the secret of her
phenomenal success. she .uuhesitatingiy
said, My complexion" When asked
further details. she explained. Every
one of my friends always rayed about
the texture and coloring of my skin, and
I have no doubt but that my first engage
Utation I had acquired for 4 beautiful
complexion. Managers are like ordinary
mortals, they admire a beautiful skin as
much as anyone. and in selecting their
casts they naturally prefer those whose
compilations are attractive. / think the
best asset any woman or girl can have
Is a beautiful skin and complexion. 1t
is easy TO have this II one will spend
little time in taking care of the skin A
girl may have irregular features but if
she possesses a beautiful complexion she
will attract attention anywhere. / am
always glad to tell any girl or woman
just how she may possess Il skin like
mine. Here is the recipe: Night and
morning cleanse the skin first with warm
water. then apply n good cold cream
fLiska cold cream l have found TO he
the best, after massaging it into the
skin take off the superfuouS cream with
soft cloth. Then before going out dur
Ing the day or evening l apply DerwilIo,
s simple toilet preparation which can he
purchased at the toilet counter of any
up-to-date drug or department store. The
first application of this wonderful Der
willo will astOnish you. 1t imDarts in
slant beauty to the skin and makes a
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27
JAPAN TURNS
EYES TO u. S.
FOR GUIDANCE
Vanderbilt Says NippOnese
Must Expand for Own
Preservation.
SITUATION IS DELICATE
BY FLOYD MACGRIFF,
Copyright, 1920, by international News
Service)

Copyright, 1890, by international News
Service.)
NEW YORK, Aug. 2T.-"Japan is
looking toward the United States for
helpful guidance and sympathetic CO
operation in the far east" Mr. Frank A.
Vandcrlip, eminent world fnancier and
economist declared today to the Inter
national News Service in an exclusive
interview.
Japan actually wants guidance and
cooperation from this country in her
policy toward Siberia, Manchuria and
China" he said.
Japan would be most happy to re-
ceive sympathetic overtures from the
United States for developing that part
of the world and ending the chaotic
state of affairs which exists there
Mr.. Vanderlip had an excellent oppor-
tunity to get Japan's viewpoint first
hand recently during three weeks
sojourn in the land of the Nipponese.
Mr.. Vanderlip indicated that part
nership of American and japanese in
terests easily could be developed, pro-
vided the plan were looked upon with
favor by the American government, for
bringing a greater degree Of good gov
eminent to Siberia, Manchuria and sec
lions of China.
Mr. yanderlip said conditions in some
sections of eastern Siberia and Man
churia were slipping back to the print
tive, while China was continuing unde-
veloped.
II heard very little of any possible CO.
operation in a commercial sense with
England by the Japanese said Mr..
yanderlip.
1.-THE Japanese were strangely silent"
sJapan's situation is urgent. There
are $1,000, 600 japanese living in a terri
tory about the size of California-oniy
10 per cent of which is arabic and the
race is Increasing at the rate Of 100000
a year.
Japan has three possibilities before
her.
First, she can become an industrial
nation Ike England.
.But that would be difficult. Eng
land had coal and iron and was the
originator of the modern industrial state.
DIFFICULTIES
ARE MANY.
Japan has no great amount Of iron.
only a little coal and some copper. Her
people have little aptitude for repetitive
work-they make no two things exactly
alike
1T would take considerable time to
train efficient workmen and develop in
dustries And even then they probably
could not compete with England in sim
iiar lines
Second, Japan coul export her sur
plus population. although this would
hardly relieve the present home situation.
"But where would the japanese go:
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27
Look Out for Rheumatism
AS Winter Approaches


IF you have had the disease for
any length of time, you have doubt
less resorted to the misleading
treatment of liniments and lotions,
in an effort to get relief from it's
forturing pains. But you want
more than mere temporary relief.
You want to be freed from the
shackles of a disease that will bind
you hand and foot
So many cases of Rheumatism
come from tiny disease germ that
infests the blood, that physicians
are beginning to realize that this
source of the disease is becoming
quite prevalent OF course a dis
ease that has It's source In the
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27


blood cannot be reached by local
remedies applied to the surface.
One remedy that has given spler.
did results in the treatment of
Rheumatism is S.S.S., the fine old
blood remedy that has been sold by
druggists for more than fifty years.
SIS. acts.Cby driving out of the
blood the disease germ that causes
Rheumatism, thus affording real
relief.
Begin taking S.S.S. today and If
you will write 0 complete history
of your case, our medical director
will give you expert advice, with
out charge. Address Chief Medical
Adviser. S25 Swift Laboratory. At
lanta, c.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27
Thieves Get Linen,
Silver, Fancy Work
Special to The Times.

KOK0M0. Ind, Aug. 27.-Table liLen,
silverware, bedding and fancy work to
the value of several hundred dollars were
taken from the residence of A. S. Hail
by burglars Thursday.
The Hall place of business WAS re-
Gently the scene OF an attempted robbery
which proved unsuccessful.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27
Newcastle Man Head
of Greek Letter Body

ANDERSON, Ind. Aug. 27.-At the
close last night Of the business session Of
the twentieth annual convention of the
Kappa Alpha Phi fraternity, held here
this week, Alexandria was awarded the
next regular convention and Bloomington
was selected for the mid winter meeting.
Officers were elected for the year as
follows: President, George Jeffray, New
castle; vice president, Paul Walker, Tip
ton; treasurer; Thomas Smith, Alexan-
dria; recorder, Niles Steinmetz, Bloom
ington; organizer, Edward Thompson,
Anderson.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27
Who'll Be CORPSE?

OAKLAND, Cat. Aug. 27.-"Wanted
Three blondes to work as corpses."
Undertakers in convention here con-
sidered advertising when they were
unable TO find any one to occupy cas-
kets for exhibition purposes.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-10
THE BURGESS
COMPANY CROWS
BIG FRANzHEIM BUILDING, NOS.
ll46-48 and SO Main Street, Taken
over BY the Burgess Company.
Will Be the Largest Exclusive Home
Furnishing Store In the Entire
Ohio valley.

The Eurgcss Company. for a number
of years located at No. Ills Main street,
this city. has taken over the big Franz
helm building. located at NoH 1lib-fS
and 1liO Main street. and after making
extensive improvements To the property
will move in. with the largest line Of
high grade home furnishings in the Ohio
Valley.
At the present time the Franzhcim
building is occupied by Harry Schmidt,
with line of ladies furnishings. but he
is having sale and is retiring from
business. The Burgess Company en-
poets to occupy the big building within
the near futur" and will carry com
pletc line OF high grade home furnish
inGs. including furniture Of all kinds
Equality ana fair prices always prevail
ing). as we'll AS n complete lin" OF high
grade rugs. carpets and floor coverings,
window shades floor and stand lamps.
Brunswick monographs and records.
stoves. iC" boxes kitchen cabinets and
hundred and one other articles used III
the home.
Tho Franzhcim building was buzz
especially for q furniture StOr" and ia
one Of the finest OF the kind in lin"
country. Tie spacious show windows
are ideally fitted for showing to adrant-
age high grade furniture il is a seven
story building, with splendid base
ment, fronts a feet on Main street and
runs back a distance of l%U feet. There
Is no finer building in the entire state
The deal was COnSumatCd by William
Il. Tucker of tho TuCkHr-CsuTIlla-ta amp
bell company. being one Of number o!
big deals landed by this progressive
firm. Tho Burgess Company will make
a formal announcement within tho near
future as to the grand opening of tn.
new store.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-05-10
CASES OF INTEREST
ON The DOCKET
white SLAYER and Man Charged With
Impersonatng q. 8. Officer to
Bo Tried

Two cases Of more than usual interest
will probably come al the criminal term
Of the United States district court to-
day.
ono of the cases is white slave We
ClarlisburG charged with accompany
ing Mrs. Gladys Elliott of that place.
to Masontown, Pa. Hutchinson was ar
rested on tn" charge upon evidence pro-
ducrd by tho husband of the woman
Mrs. Elliott is young and rather good
looking when brought before the grand
jury on Friday she N"hrmchtly SworG
tti6~ the several witnesses that testified
that she and Hutchinson had registered
at a Mostontown hotel. has testified
falsely.
She admitted that Hutchinson was a
former ,admircr of hers before her mar
riagc. The testimony Of tn" witnesses
was SO conclusive. however tha' futch-
nsou was indicted and tn" same BODY
Indicted Mrs Elliott for perjury.
She was brought down from the grand
Jury room in the custody of United
States marshal and bond III the sum OF
81 900 WAS procured for her.
HutChinSOn's case VIII be- tried TO-DAY
and il remains to hc seen whether Mrs:
Elliott will stick TO the story she told
before tho grand jury. with the charge
Of perjury confronting her.
The other case is that Of w. l.. Evans
who il Is stated worked for tn" West
inghouse people during part Of tho war
Evans stopped at a local hotel. II was
stated he is a Cuban. Anyhow. he cut
quite a dash while in this city. got into
some trouble over a check transaction
and was later on arrested and charged
with impersonating United States Of
fvPr.
At the district attorneys office ia"
department officials stated they hau
been after Evans for months before they
finally landed him. HIS case Will prob.
ably come up today.