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Evening journal., 1920-11-04
THE COLYJJM
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Human existence has become a
dreary. miserable thing.
No longer do YOU find 'em building
houses with nice long hanisters run
ming down the stairs for a fellow to
slide on. You've got 10 walk down II
you don't want 10 stay up.
once they used TO put gates on
fences so a fellow could swing on
'em when he hadn't anything else
TO do.
And now they don't even have
fences for a fellow TO climb over and
practice tight-rOpe walking on.
Once they used 90 have a barn In
the yard and a hay-loft In il and
you could play there and hide your
Diamond Dick books there and some
fellows fell through the trap door
and busted their collar bones so they
didn't have to go to school for a Ions
time
But now they amt got a haylofl
because they amt got a barn. and
they amt got a horse. and they amt
got horse because they've got an
automobile
"Chidkens are the saviors of man.
| kind, says Squire Abner Harplng.on
| Yet 10 is even so.
Evening journal., 1920-11-04
Our Poets Corner
For Verses Written Specially for
The Evening Journal
THE CONQUERERS"
BY +. RAY PHILLIPS.

What sound is that we seem to hear
acomin' down the street.
Martial music, cheering. and the tramp
Of many feet.
There's shouts Of Joy and grand
hurrahs sounding from each
throat.
Why. bless my soul. it is to tell that
Harding go. the vote.
For days we talked and parleyed, in
anger and in jest, 80.
Each saying how we'd cast a vote for
whom we thought was best;
Sarcastic iibes, and friendly taunts.
were heard on every side,
A wave Of great anxiety seemed TO
sweep The country wide.
But now. IL all is over and the victory
is won.
Yet for our chosen statesman the fight
has just begun.
lie must repair the ship Of state so II
will keep aflOat
We know that he can do it-thats
why he got our vote.
So now let's get together, forget the
days gone by.
Give Cox the credit due him-he sure
He thought his League Of Nations"
and tho fact that he was wet,
Would pull the wood DER an our eyes
and every vote he'd get.
But the Grand old Party" followers
are as wise as they can he,
And the policy OF such lot OF bunk
was more than they could see;
That's why they got together-sev-
eral million strong
With their grand and solid vote 10
push Harding right along.
And we have won the battle as clean
as e'er we could,
Without slanping. or denounofnS- or
singing any mud,
We really feel that Cox would be
we'd almost bet our shirt,
That he would be the lucky man, II
he hadn't thrown the dirt.
II you want 10 boost your enemy Just
dig back i'm his past
Tell stories mean about him. on him
reflections cast,
Just paint a picture Of him, com
pOsite. very black,
CoXey he could do it-he surely had
the knack.
Touring DER the country, making
speeches grand.
Bowing 90 the people, followed by
band.
That may make a showing lust ike
glowing torch.
But lot can be accomplished on IN
old front porch.
We're glad our mans elecled, yot
can't blame us much for That,
We're glad he'll occupy the chair IL
which Woodrow Wilson sat,
We know that he can MI the iol
four years, and maybe more.
Hs's a red-hot G.. o. p. man cleai
down to The core.
We hope our Democratic friends vii
be recOnciled e'er long,
We hold no malice toward them; W
wish TO do no wrong,
n they're true sports. the kind tha
they have always claimed TO be
They'll Join us one and an and sim
My Country 'Tfs Of Thee"
Evening journal., 1920-11-04
COMBINES ROLE OF
TEACHER AND PUPIL

CORVALLIS. Ore. Nov. Omitted
Press. .l-Hachor in the morning and
pupil In the afternoon-thai Us the
double role which Is selng played
here by Miss Gladys Kes. OF Van
couver, Wash. senior In the houo
economies department at the or gon
Agricultural College.
Miss kies Is an Instructor in kinder
garien work during the forenoon and
goes 10 her sociology, bacteriology
and o. her "Ology" classes at the col
lege after lunch. Being an expert
cook. Miss Res assumes a thlrd rob
Evening journal., 1920-11-04
F,S A L-RIiFUs WALLINGFORD

HE'S 4. J. RUFUS WALLiNGFORD
SEATTLE-COpsp predict a great fu-
ture on Wall street for the 9-year-old
hero who traded a i5-cent cap pistol
10 Mrs. r Hemner's 5-year-old son FOR
a coaser wagon worth $3.50.
Evening journal., 1920-11-04

"Thnk of the vast accumulation OF
gravel witch would clutter the earth
was it not for the hen Huge rocks
and great cliffs slowly broken down
by the ravages OF the elements turn
ing TO pebbles and small stones at all
times.
"a momlnts's thought viii convince
the half-witted that had we no hens
with craws 10 mn with these sue
culent morsels OF mundane disintegra-
tion. we must In a few years wade
ankle-deep in gravel and. after few
decades have the gravel mp TO heii
necks and decentralization VIA On
gravel route mot % be confused WITH
gall gravel or bladder stones.)"
Evening journal., 1920-11-04

John Anon, eleven years old, Is a
clever young poster artist. The pos
D. ter shown here, which he drew AL
by himself was entered in an art eX-
hibit which the school held, and many
thought it fine. His mother, In an in
terview said, 81 give Father Johns
Medicine TO my boy whenever he has
a cold or cough. ! myself have been
using Father Johns Medicine for
eighteen months. In October. 1913,
I had a severe cough but nothing /
tried would help me. ] heard about
Father Johns Medicine, started 10
take it, and by March 4, 1919, nay
cough had completely disappeared.
still take it however, 10 build up my
strength. l am never without a bot
tie OF Father Johns Medicine" D."
tSlgned) Mrs. John Anon, ais Chest
nut ST., Coraopolis. Pa.
Evening journal., 1920-11-04
Is III GRANT?

A certain interest attaches itself to
our Presidential names that it would
perhaps De dinlsult for any but an
American born and bred 10 under
stand. We like 10 trace them back TO
their origins on these shores and TO
find In their early members traits of
those strong characteristics That Aior
manifested themselves In the presl-
dents who took these names into the
White House.
Grant is one OF The Pres Dental
familics-and there are several-thtl
is undoubtedly OF Scotch origin. but
the name itself may not be Scotch at
all. There is a theory that 10 Is de-
rived from the French word grand
Evening journal., 1920-11-04

CHICAGO. Nov. i-The United
States government has obtained
enough evidence 10 size the proper
ty OF every brewery In Chicago for
violation OF prohibition laws, 10 was
announced by a high federal author
ity here yesterday
Three Of he brcweries are TO be
seized. This same Official declared. as
the result Of analysis In Washington.
ID. c.. showing hat samples OF beer
taken from the hrewcries contained
more alcohol than the law allows.
Evening journal., 1920-11-04
II. 5. no SEIZE BREWERIEs.

whenever The cook at her sororf.
house ls III, or on a strike.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13
COLE IS RECOMMENDED.

DR.. F. M. Cole, formerly a captain
in the medical service in France, has
been recommended by Governor D.
w. Davis to the adjutant general of
the United States army at Washing
ton for appointment on the national
defense committee. Announcement
Of this recommendation was made
Thursday afternoon. Five other
former service men were recon-
mended including Maj. George Ed
ington of Idaho Falls, Capt. A. w.
Connor of Sandpoint,> Col. L. v.
Patch of Payette, Lieut.. Col. d. P.
Olson of Boise and Lieut.. Lee Mills
of Emmett. The Idaho men appoint
ed will be members of the branch of
the general staff of the United States
army charged with making plans for
national defense on mobilization. Of
land forces.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13
SOME REAL SUMMER.

Caldwell last Weekend was visited
by the first summer weather of the
season. The thermometer frequent
ly reached the century mark, several
observers noting higher tempera-
lures. The local weather bureau rec
ord in Boise, taken from the ther-
mometer on top of the federal build
ing which is admitted as being one
of the coolest spots in the Capital
City, Friday came within one degree
of reaching 100 degrees fahrenheit.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13
RECLAMAT|0N|S
PARAMOUNT now
IN GREAT WEST
Men of All Political Par
ties Urged to Unite for
Action to Develop Lat
ent Western Resources.

THE Idaho Reclamation association,
has no interest in politics" asserted
Fred Reed, executive ,sectetary ot
the association Thursday when he
spent the day in Caldwell "All tina,
we care to know is the stand candi-
dates for congress and the governor
ship take on reclamation matters. OF
course. it is too early to determine
who is going to be nominated but
when the proper time comes, we shall
put every candidate on record SO far
as this work is concerned. No other
single thing is so important that's year
as to be certain that Idaho elects
men who are solidly behind a broad
reclamation policy for Idaho and the
west.
Right now the ASSOCIATION is mot
doing a great deal so far as holding
district gatherings is concerned" con-
tinued Mr. Reed This is not an op-
perfume time of year for that kind of
work. But we are slowly gatherin
threads together for final concreted
work. The association must not be
considered to be laying down on the
job.
During the coming campaign recla-
nation must be kept steadily n its
course. Campaigns come and go, but
the development of our country must
go on day by day. if we are to make
prosperity for its citizens.
The association is methodically,
earnestly and honestly attempting to
organize so solidly that every lick
will count, so that, in d reasonable
time, the millions of acre feet of wa.
ter that are going to waste every
year may be stored in reservoirs, and
at the proper time put on the land
to insure full grown, fully developed
crops every years.
"And, people, this is really our larg-
est problem in Idaho, where irrigation
is necessary. The sooner we all get
together and Systematically outline
our plans for procedure and go to
work. the sooner we will have depend
able water rights and certain crops
every year, our credit will be assured,
and there will be no disappointments
anywhere in irrigated Idaho
Ready for Business-When?
"When all the projects in our state
are thoroughly organized, and we
know just how much water we have,
and just where the pood waters can
bestored; when our engineers give us
plans and specifications, and our diff
ferent districts are formed, we will
then be ready to do business.
There comes a time in the history
of every great enterprise when we pass
the talking point and must get into
action and go to work, and that time
is right here. Congress will never get
down to a serious consideration of the
reclamation needs of the west and
south until the west and south organ
ize and unite in one common cause.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13
FIRE AT LAUNDRY.

Friday morning about u O'clock,
the fire department answered a cali
to the Troy laundry where sparks
from the big chimney had alixhted d
that dry roof. The blaze was first
observed and reported by men work.
ing on the new Holt elevator across
the street. A garden hose was called
into execution and the fire was cx.
tinguishcd before the fire forces ar.
rived. Damages are estimated at $40.
But for the fact that men were work.
ing at point where they could see
the fire before it was we'll under head
way, a more serious blaze might have
resulted.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13
PLEADS GUILTY.

Norman Olson of Nampa Friday
plead guilty on a charge of forgery
when he came before the district
court. His sentence was withheld
and he was paroled to the United
States army. Olson rs a former serv-
ice man, having been engaged in sew
eral battles overseas. He was gassed
there and wounded, and was decor
ated for bravery under fire. He is
reputed to be member of an excel
lent family. 1t was in lieu of this
circumstances that the court sus-
pended sentence.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13
ASK RECONSIDERATION.

Representatives of the Ellison
White Chautauqua have endeavored
to make a contract with the local
Chautauqua committee for the 1921
season. No contract was made, how
ever, pending the trial of the West
coast Chaatauqua concern which is to
be here next season. It is believed
that financial arrangements with the
Westcoast people are more satisfac-
tory from the local standpoint than
Ellison-White can offer.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13

able to find it, is the lot of H. P
Schmidt of Deer Flat. In removing
the cap from a bottle of soda water,
Mr.. Schmidt's arm was driven against
a wal. where his elbow encountered
the blunt end of needle which was
sticking there. An operation and an
x-ray examination did not reveal the
needle.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13

Then congress Will Sit up and take
notice and not before. This being
true, why delay?
Must Sit inthe Game
Suppose that the west and south
were organized and working in har.
mony, and % states should say to
congress. "You have given millions to
rivers and harbors; now we make no
threats, but Our demands are right.
eous. and We are going to sit in this
game from now on and fight for our
own" What do you suppose would
happen? Why, they would invite us
to sit, and we would be considered as
one of the family. Congress as a
whole is brutal institution, and the
only Nway to stand strong is to have
a big growl with a bite behind it, #
necessary.
Until last year the west was unor-
ganized, and probably the south the
some. Now the west is getting to-
gether, and the Is far west states
have an organization known as the
Western States Reclamation associa-
ton, and the inspiration for this act
came from the Idaho Reclamation
association. This is a big step up a
big fight of stairs and if we keep
climbing we will get to the top. Gov
ernor Davis of Idaho is the president
of the association of western states.
What it Means in Food
I'm Idaho reclamation menas doub-
ling. if ont trebling, our food produc-
tivity as commonwealth, and a
consistent, definite, sustained national
ri n r,o1srxr a., H.. ~ 20
states in which reclamation is a legi-
Innate issue, would be of incalculable
value and benefit to the whole nation.
There is nothing political about this.
The Idaho Reclamation association is
Using senators, congressman, gov
,rnors, only as means to an end, and
hey all, Democrats and Republicans,
ook alike to us, so long as they work
or reclamation, and when they don't
,ur association has no use for them.
The reason is that we want irrigation,
1rainage and destumpage, and our
public officials are the medium by
which we expect!results.
Must Unite For Action
Then our people must raise their
sights, and not hidebound about
uCu OWA CuVlIOuulCHt. IL > lOdnO
irst and localities second. If We get
IDAHO rolling right, localities will go
lhead, and we will all be busy. pros
,erous and happy. No community is
strong enough to go alone in this big
exclamation game. We must unite
md help each other to succeed.
Reclamation is a gigantic thing. 1t
axes men of vision. nerve and brains
takes the united pull of united |
'eople to succeed. The sooner we
and go to work, the sooner
exclamation will be on its way to
uccess and accomplishment"
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13
THEATRE TAKES STEP.

Work is progressing rapidly on the
new Bungalow theatre building which
is under construction in the Comucr-
cial club block. Attractive brick and
white stone facing are being used on
the building front. The .,ilding,
when completed. gives promise OF be-
ing the finest from beauty stand
point erected in Caldwell this year.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13
TWO INFLUENZA CASES.

In spite Of the hottest and sunnies st
weather of the year, two cases of in
fluenza were reported in Caldwell
Saturday. Ed Perry and Harry Smith
are the victims. PHYSICIANS pronounce
the disease genuine influenza though
Of a particularly mild nature. In
fluenza, even mild cases, is regarded
as unusual at this season.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13
OFF TO REFORM SCHOOL.

Owen LoveJoy and Charles Cay
wood, both of Nampa and both II
years of age, were Friday sentenced
to the state industrial school at ST.
Anthony. They were charged with
having broken a lock to commit bur-
glary in Nampa recently.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13
MAsoNs 70 SILVER CITY.

Saturday afternoon, party of To-
cal Masons motored to Silver City
in Owyhee county to put on some
Royal Arch Mason work there.
Those who made the trip included
Frank Mumford, Fritz Miller, n. 4.
Cleaver, Clarence Purkheiser, D. D.
Harger, Ed. Meek, Warren Fry and
Mr.. Clark.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13
Plenty of Time

Teacher What, Bobby, you say
you don't want to be president Of the
United States"
Bright Lad: "Not just now, thanks
If its all the same to you I'd rather
wait until after a couple more elec-
tions."
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13
Newsy Notes
of Caldwell
HONOR MR.. STAFFORD.

Thursday evening the county COM
missioners, sitting at board of equal
ization, adjourned until Friday after
noon that the members might attend
the funeral of George Stafford. Mr..
Stafford at one time was ,uembcr
of the board of county commissioners.
The commissioners will continue
equalization work this week.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13
OREGON SoLON HERE.

Mr.. and Mrs. E. P. Dodd of Her
miston, Ore, are visiting this week al
the home of Mr.. Dodd's father. v. P.
Dodd, who lives just east of Caldwell.
Mr.. Dodd was formerly member OF
the Oregon state legislature. He is
a brother of Mrs. Ross Madden's.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13

sprih<ling, the fire department reach
ing the scene after the blaze was ex-
tinguished. Little damage was done
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13
WATER WAGON ON FIRE.

Saturday morning the Caldwell fire
department was called to Sixteenth
and Blaine streets where the big city
street sprinkler. was reported to be
ablaze. Backfiring resulted in oil
catching afire but Harry Roman, who
was driving, quickly put our the blaze
with mud from the street he was
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13
RAosDALE-CHAPPELL.

An impressive wedding was solem-
nized when that of Miss Alpha Rags
dale of Middleton and Garry Chappell
of this city were married Thursday
afternoon, July 8, at 2 o'clock at the
home of the bridegroom's mother,
Mrs. F. S. Price. The Rev. F. L.
Cook performed the ceremony. The
bride was .attractively gowned in
white silk. She carried a bouquet of
white roses.
/. Mrs. Chappell was one. of the popu-
lar, nurses at the local hospital where
she has won many friends. Mr.. Chap
pell is employed at the Boise Valley
Traction company. Mr.. and Mrs.
Chappell will make their home in
Caldwell.
UNUSUAL ACCIDENT.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13

UNUSUAL ACCIDENT.
To have needle, run blunt end
foremost into his arm and to be IN
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13

Then congress will sit up and take
notice and not before. This being
true, why delay?
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13

Select your tires Ac-
oordin6 to the roads
they have to travel:
In sandy or illy coun-
Try, wherever the going
10 apt to be heavy-The
y. s. Nobby.
For ordinary country
roads-The u. S. Chain
O. Usco.
For front wheels -
The u. s. Plain.
For best results
everywhere-U. s.
Royal Cords.
The Caldwell tribune., 1920-07-13

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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

= Sealed proposals will be received up
to q O'Clock p. Nj. Monday April l2th..
1920, for furnishing School District
No. 16, Umatilla County, Or, with:
800 tons Rock Springs coal. or some
other kind equally as good. Coal to
be delivered. as directed by the Chair
man OF the Board of Directors. to the
different sch oois as their needs appear
on or before August 18TH. 1920.
The Board OF Directors reserves the
right to reject and and all bids.
Mall or deliver all bids TO the under
signed, and address the envelope.
proposal for furnishing fuel"
Dated at Pendleton. oregon. this
2gth. day OF March. 1920.
II. F.. BICKERS.
Clerk District No. 16. Umatilla Coun-
ty Oregon.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

FOR SALE-A-1 milch COW giving
gal milk--wiii give 8 gal. when
10 be right-C. %.
Williamson. 11O1 E. Railroad street
Phone Gas.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09
Estray Notice

Strayed from the VIII Campbell
ranch. three miles south Of Holdman,
about Feb. list, one bay mare mule.
years old, branded T. C. and u. C. on
left stifle, white spot on or about right
hip bone. Suitable reward for return
or information leading to recovery OF
same. T. d. Taylor. Pendleton. ORC.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

MARRY AT ONCE-We put you in
correspondence with thousands of
charming and refined ladies who wish
tn marry. many worth from $1,000 to
S25,000 and upwards Particulars free.
Address Allen Ward, B751. Valley,
Nebraska
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

WE BUY, raise and sell fur-bearing
-abbits. and other fur-bearing ami
mails. List what you have with us.
stating your lowest prices on large lot
shipments. The Fur & Specially
Farming Co., 515-517 N. P. Ave. Far
90, North Dakota
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

FOR SALE-S44,4ob-sso acre wheat
ranch near Cunningham. Wash.
This price incluoes about 700 acres of
wheat and full equipment. It's
money maker-Liberty Realty Co.,
Spokane, Wash.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

LOST-Beaded hand bag, containing
$3.50 and spools thread. Finder
keep cash but return bag and thread
to Sayres store.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09
Attention woodmcn

son Monday night April 18th there
will be an open meeting and smoker
for members and their invited friends.
SO get the gang together-noSv lets go.
II yous don't have good time the
committee win attend your funeral
~ COMMITTEE
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

MONEY TO LOAN in any amount on
good improved farm land.s Very
lowest rates of interest.-Oregon
Washington Ranches Co., Ross c.
Lashley Mgr, Phone 542.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

LOST-Between Pilot Rock and
Pendleton 80 by 3 Ia casing and
rim for Dodge car. Finder please call
Jim Whitaker. Pilot Rock
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

PENDLEToN CYCLE coA-A.ax. Re-
we're and Savage tires. 22S e. Court
street. t
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

DR. r C. neutrality-suspicious.
in nervous diseases and diseases OF
women. 9 to IL q. m. l to $50 p. m
Evenings to S. Phone 706, Smith
Crawford Building.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

FOR SALE-Good paying restaurant
in prosperous Umatilia County town.
Bed rock price IL sold by April 18th
good reason for selling-Inquire IF
this office. 1t will pay you to inves-
tigate.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

FOR SALE--6-room residence, close
-Bargain-Oregon Washington
Ranches Co., Phone b42.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

DIR. LORETTA H. STARBA
9-10 Peebler Bldg. 6 to II a. m;
1880 to p. m; other hours by ap-
pointment: Phones OF. 53S. Res. 1169
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09
LOST AND FOUND

LOST-Diamond studded fraternity
pin, Sigma Nu-Initials on back.
Return to i. o. Office-reward.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

rwANTED-Gocd clean rags at Th'
East Oregonian office.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09
THE SWEDISH INSTITUTE

A STEAM CABINET BATH in connec-
tion with Swedish massage and ex-
ercise will keep you in good condition
both physically and mentally, II you
are sick a course of our treatments
will build you up again.-Taylor Bldg,
over Taylor Hdw. store. Phone 1079-W
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09
CATERPILLAR WORK

Caterpillars, harvesters, gas engines.
automobiles and general blacksmith
ing Roundup Garage, Parks 6 Neb-
ergaH, 212 West Webb.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

WANTED-Driver and platform mai
American Ry. Express Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

FOR RENT-Nice sIeeping rooms
Board across the street. Phone
is2-M. s15 Garden.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09
CHIROPRACTORS

DIR. LENA A. BOONE, Chiropra ctor
office over Cash Market. 500 E.
Court; Phone 1858.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-09

WANTED Girl for general house
work--Phone 389-W.