davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Evening journal., 1920-01-14
GERMANS MAUI
THE TRAVELLER
Bargain Counter Rush is
Simple in Comparison
to Scramble
RAILROAD TICKETS
ARE RATlONED
sy FRANK w. BOsTOCK.
rdltor. Cincinnati Post, n E. A. Cor
respondent in Europe.


respondent in Europe.
HANOVER, Germany Jan. i3-Trav-
cling BY railroad is one Of the chief
forms OF athletics in Germany today.
Football Is childs play compared with
the rush for seats in o German station
a bargain counter rush fades into
insign'flcance before the wild efforts Of
German women 10 crowd their way
into compartments. Perhaps II you
can imagine a dozen Mexican bullnghts
going on at once, you can get an idea
OF the goings on In a German railroad
station. Sometimes there are two trains
a day; sometimes none.
Railroad TICKETS are ratlOned like al
most everything else. But On ehls
ease, the allowance Is generous. There
seems TO be a ticket for everybody.
And sometimes you simply cannot
squeeze your way into the train. so
IUu go back 10 your home or hotel
and go through the mill again the next
day.
The smashingest Jam ! got mixed up
IN was 80 the s,adlbanhOf (city rail-
way station) here in Hanover. / was
going TO BreILen on an early morning
train.
When the train arrived there was
pushing and showing, hauling and maui
ing. one woman, caught in the jam OF
the debarking and embarking passen-
gers, had a small package she was
carrying, smashed. As she mOaned.
the contents oozed down on the trous-
ers Of a man next TO her.
II was the insides Of an egg-the
first one had seen during my visit in
Germany.
The woman had planned on a sur
prise for her husbands Sunday dinner.
And The man inside the eggy trousers,
in response to the woman's apology,
said:
Madam, consider it an extreme
honor to come in contact ~vlth an egg
at this time"
Evening journal., 1920-01-14

rooms, at No. Goa Market street. The
officers who were installed by National
State Vlce-President J. Albert Oliver
are, president. Paul S. WORTH Vice
president, Samuel Reed. secretary.
Ward Darlington; financial secretary.
Daniel Gabkl; treasurer. Charles Tlpka (;
serSeant-at-arms. Thomas Hopkins;
trustees, J. ~ Smeadley. ]. h.. Scott and
John ONelll. Resolutions regrcttlng the
death OF Milton Bowers. the oldest let
ter-carrler In Wilmington. who died
last week, were adopted.
Evening journal., 1920-01-14
Bowels Begging For Help

Torpid liver pleading for assistance .
How careless to neglect these things
when DR.. Kings New Life pills SO
promnily. mildly, yet effectively come
70 their relief
Leaving the system uncleaned. clogged
bowels unmoved. results in health
destructive after-effects. Let stimulat-
ing. tonlc-in-action DR.. Kings New Life
Pills bring you the happiness Of regular
normal bowel and liver functiOning
Keep feeling NJ. doing the work Of
man or woman who finds relish in It.
All druggists-25c.
Evening journal., 1920-01-14
EGG SUBSTITUTES OF
NO VALUE In BAKING

Egg substitutes are OF no aid in bak-
ing. advises the United States Depart
mcnt OF Agriculture. Each package is
generally claimed TO take The place OF
from II 10 as eggs, and is paid for at
the rate OF G cents an ounce. or about
81 per pound. Most OF these egg sub
stitutes, It is explained. are essentially
starch or powdered cereal products,
such as wheat flour, sometimes artl
Evening journal., 1920-01-14
HOW TO GET RID
OF YOUR COLD
The Quick Way Is TO Use DR.. Kino's
New Discovery.

n ONT put Off until tonight what
IL you can do today. Step into
your druseists's and buy a bottle
OF Dr. KINGS New Discovery. Start
1aking II at once. BY the time YOU
reach home you'll be on the way TO
recovery.
Ihis standard family friend has been
breaking colds. coughs, grippe attacks.
and Group for more than ffty years
It's used wherever sure-nre relief is
appreciated. Children and grownups
alike can use, ,it-there is no disagree
able after-effect. Your druggist has II.
6Oc. and si20 bottles.
Evening journal., 1920-01-14
GROUP ,

Goats of rich silvertone
suede velour, in the smartes
models and newest shades. Fit
ted, flared, be ted. blouse and
panel styles, silk lined.
Evening journal., 1920-01-14
NiIier's Antiseptle OIL. Known -
Snake Oil
VIII PsSitIseI. Relieve p=l= = ~
MIUHtas

Try II right now for rheumatism Neus
ralgia, Lumbag0, sore, stin and swollen
Joints pain IN the head, back and limbs,
corns bunlOns etc After one appiicstion
pain usually disappears as II by magic.
A new remedy used internally and ex-
ternally for Coughs, Colds. Group, Infu-
enxa. Sore Threat, Dipktheria and Ton.
siiitls
This on II conceded to be the most pene-
tratlng remedy known. Its prompt and
immediate effect In relieving pain r. due
to the fact that Il penetrates to the affected
parts nt once. As an illustration, pour
ten drops on the thickest piece OF sole
leather and n will penetrate this sub
stance through and through in three min
utes.
Accept no substitute. This great oil Il
golden rcd color only. Manufactured BY
Herb Juice Medicine Company. Every bot.
t'e guaranteed at Eckerd's Cut Rate Medi-
cine Store.
Evening journal., 1920-01-14
DRY KNITTED GOODS
IN TOWEL CRADLE

Knitted goods frequently Stretches in
odd shapes when drying in any ordi-
nary way, and in winter months cannot
be laid on the ground as in summer. A
safe way 10 dry a knitted garment is
10 lay it in a cradle formed Of a large
Turkish towel suspended, between two
chairs. The garment should be squeezed.
but not wrung, and laid in the cradle.
IL may be turned frequently to expese
wet parts tOthe air, as other parts be-
come dry.
Evening journal., 1920-01-14

The annual installation OF officers
was held at meeting OF the Letter
Carriers Association. Branch i9i. yes
terday afternoon IN the association
Evening journal., 1920-01-14
ASSOCIATION INsTALLs OEFICERs.

nclally colorcd yellow to Initiate the
appearance OF eggs.
Evening journal., 1920-01-14

NEW YORK. Jan. O-Department Of
Justice agents say direct connection
between the Reds In Russia and the u.
5 has been established through the ar
rest u Gregory Welnsteln. secretary to
Ludwig C. A. X. Martens. self-styled
ambassador" from Soviet Russh TO
the u. 5. The above photo OF Vein
stein was snapped as he was on his
way 10 Ellis Island.
Evening journal., 1920-01-14

The want ads suggest q quick and
sure way Of securing a position, rent
ing a house or finding just the right
home.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14
MEANT FORM OF CRITICISM
Original Expression, Getting the
Dickens" Was Not, as Many
Think Something Profane.

Sometime, somewhere from some.
body we all get "the Dickens" And
those of US who become prominent get
1t more than the others.
Among those of us ordinary NOR
tails who occasionally find relief in let.
ting off steam in the form of some.
thing more expressive than slang
there seems TO be a common miscon-
ception that getting the Dickens" ia
a modification or abbreviation Of
(Heaven help us y getting the devil.
1t is not. 1t is a harmless, legitimate
and respectable expression that may
be used with impunity in the best Of
company. 1t is simply an allusion to
our old friend. Charles Dickens.
Though immortal as a novelist,
Dickens was well known in his own
time as newspaper man. So vltriolic
is he said 10 have been in his at
tacks on faulty public officials or other
prominent men that gradually IL came
to be said, when any one was criticized
by him. that he got "the Dickens"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

hams Vegetable Compound had done
for other women and decided to try it.
1t surely did wonders for me. / have
no pains now and ] can do my house.
work without any trouble at all.
will always praise your medicine as
do not believe there is doctor that can
do as much good in female weakness,
and you may use these facts as testi-
monial. Mrs. LESTER Z. WARNER,
X. l, Box SO, Onalaska, Wis.
The reason women write such letters
to the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co.
and tell their friends how they are
helped is that Lydia E. Pinkham s
Vegetable Compound hasbrought health
and happiness into their lives. Freed
from their illness they want to pass the
good news along to other suffering
women that they also may be relieved.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14
LEFT BEFORE TROUBLE CAME
Spectator at Moving Picture Refused
to Be Mixed Up in Any Shady
Domestic Affairs.

II saw you at the moving picture
show last evening" said the fat
plumber, "but when looked for you
little later ! missed you"
Eyes. l got up and went home"
when was that2"
81 left when -the villain began TO
lay a snare for the wife of the man
who had to stay at his office on ac-
count of business"
Didn't you see any more OF the
picture"
mo"
"And you left at the most interest
ing partY"
Yes"
"Why?"
81 knew If things kept on as they
were headed there would be fuss
pretty soon between the two men, or
between the man and his wife and /
made up my mind / wouldn't be mixed
up In anybody's domestic troubles" -
Youngstown Telegram.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14
Vain Endeavor.

"Who is the despondent-looking per-
SOM"
"The former proprietor of cabaret.
He says life holds nothing more for
him"
"Why doesn't he establish himself In
Cuba2"
ats too late now. He wasted the
savings Of years trying to convince his
patrons that the vaudeville he gave
them while sober was just as good as
the performances they used to applaud
wildly when three sheets in the wind"
Birmingham Age-Herald.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

INDIGESTION
Caused by
ACid-StOnlach

Millions OF people--ln fact about out OF
i0--auifer more or less from indigestion.
acute or chronic. Nearly every case Is
caused by Acid-StOmach.
There are other stomach disorders which
also are sure signs OF -StOmach--belch
Ing, heartburn. bl0at after eating. food re-
peattng sour. Eassy stomach There are
many ailments which, while they do not
cause much distress in the stomach itself.
are. nevertheless. traeeable to an acid
stomach. Among these ere nervousness,
biliousness. cirrhosis OF she liver. rheuma-
tism, impoverished blood. weakness. insom-
MIA, melancholia and long train Of phys
icai and mental miseries that keep the
victims In miserable health year after year.
The right thing to do Is TO attack these
ailments at their source--gct rid of the acid
stomach. wonderful modern remedy called
EATONiC now makes II easy 20 do this.
One OF hundreds OF thousands OF grateful
users OF EAToNic writes II have been
troubled NTH Intestinal indigestion for about
nine years and have spent quite a sum for
medicine. but without relief After using
EAToNIC for few days the gas and pains
in my bowels disappeared. EATONIC IL just
the remedy / needed"
We have thousands OF letters telling OF
these marvellous benefits. Try EATONIC and
you, too. will be just as enthusiastic In its
praise.
Your druggist has EAToNIc. Get big
soc boz from him today. He viii refund
your money II you are not satisfied.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14
WISCONSIN
STATE NEWS

Madison - Mondovi won the state
championship in the livestock judging
contest at the fourth annual Wiscon-
sin High school livestock. corn and
grain judging contest held at the uni
versity grounds under auspices of the
Wisconsin Livestock Breeders associ-
alton. Waterloo won corn and grain
Judging championship. Individual
championships were won by Laverne
Taylor. Oshkosh, in livestock judging,
and Walter Wood. Oshkosh, in corn
and grain judging. In livestock judg-
ing the leading teams finished as fol-
lows MondoTi, Chippewa Falls, Osh-
kosh, Algoma, Greenwood. Eighteen
teams. representing all sections of the
state, competed.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14
Already Accommodated.

One of the outfits patroIling the Dor.
der during the Mexican tangle in 1915
had recruited TO strength with a col
lection of raw material that knew lit
tie about the finer points of military
tactics. One of the rawest of the
raw was on guard duty one night
after taps. when a major passed IN
challenged.
Don't you want the countersiga r
inquired the officer sternly.
mo, thanks, major" replied the sen
try. "The fellow in the guardhOuse
gave 1t to me already."-H ome Sec
tor.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14
cracker gsrreI Senate Decision

Not all the time of the cracker bar
rel senate is devoted to politics and
the league. Discussion swung TO one
of the less gifted members of the COM
munity, at least less gifted In intellect
or brains"
Il don't see how a man can be as
stupid as he and live"
"Wahl, perhaps he was raised on a
vacuum bottle" was offered,
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

Appleton The rag rooms of paper
mills here are proving TO be veritable
gold mines. Three months ago an APP
pleton workman discovered a $500 Lib
erty bond, which no one has claimed
More recently another worker found a
diamond ring. Now, Miss Georgine
De Leest. Kimberly, found $50 in a
bale of clippings in pile of rags. The
money was all in currency in what
was probably pay envelope.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

stomach l could not
lie In bed. / suf-
fered so it seemed
as though j would
die, and | was not
regular either. !
suffered for a year
and was unfit to dc
m y hou S ework,
c oul6 only wash
dis she S once in q
while. / read an
advertisement OF
what lydia f. Pink
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

Ashland - Fifty thousand western
sheep will be summered on the pine
barrens between Ashland and Iron
River, according to present prospects.
The barrens are covered with buffalo
grass. Another drought is predicted
in Montana and sheep men are nego-
tiating to send herds here Expert
ments for several years shows that
cattle and sheep from the west fatten
quickly on these lands.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

Racine Frightened at the approach
OF an automobile horse owned and
driven by Fred Faigle. farmer 81 the
town Of Caledonia, leaped over the
three foot wall Of concrete bridge
into the river twenty feet below and
was carried BY the waters a distance
Of several hundred feet before f. was
rescued The buggy was wrecked. but
the occupant was uninjured.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14
indian SIX.

indian silk.
There are 100000 persons in India
engaged in the production OF six.
Caterpillars and moths of the null
berry silk industry of India are entire
ly domesticated creatures.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14
- CroK YOUR AcID,sroM4cD
W. N. w., MILWAUKEE,, NO. t4--192o.
The Reason.

There are no more liquor jokes
now, are there7"
mo; suppose the prohibitionists
were afraid people might drink them
n."--Baltimore American.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

Magic Just drop little Freezone
on that touchy corn, instantly 1t stops
aching. then you lift the corn off with
the fingersl TRULY No humbugl
Try FreezoneI Your druggist sells
tiny bottle for a few cents, sufficient
TO rid your feet of every hard corn,
soft corn, or corn between the toes,
and calluses. without one particle Of
pain, soreness or irritation. Freezone
is the discovery Of noted Cincinnati
genius.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

La Crosse-Capt. A. L. Wilcox, pilot
on the excursion steamer G. w. Hill,
received definite word that the govern
ment towboats and barges will. be
placed in operation on the upper Mis-
sissippi this summer The new fleet
will carry coal up river and iron from
st. Paul and Minneapolis TO down riv-
er points.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

The man who marrles a disagree
able woman for her money swallows a
bitter sllver-coated pill.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

The largest single dried fruit crop
Of the world is the currant crop pro-
duced In western Greece.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

Appleton-GordOn Bushey will go to
Pittsville, near Grand Rapids. to en-
gage in raising Flemish Giant rabbits
on a large scale. He has purchased
120 acres of wild lands which viii be
divided and fenced into yards of sew
eral acres each and equipped with
buildings. Mr.. Bushey will start with
100 rabbits and expects to have 1000
by fall. The rabbits viii be raised
both for meat and fur.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

Madison - That here is just cause
for complaint against the street car
service in Madison and that this sery-
ice can only be improved by double
tracking and additional cars, were
some of the conclusions announced by
C. NJ. Larson. engineer for the railroad
commission, who has been conducting
an investigation of the street car serv-
ice in Madison.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14
soIeful Music.

SaIesman-Here's something new,
madam. Combination footstool and
photograph.
Customer-I'll take It. I've been
having a dreadful time lately with my
feet going to sleep, and this will wake
them up.-Boston Transcript.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

Racine ~ Charles Nelson. in charge
of an elevator at local factory, was
fatally crushed when a tractor which
was being driven on one of the upper
floors ran wild and crashed down the
elevator shaft TO the floor below. strlk-
ing Nelson who was standing on the
lift.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

Marinette Frank Bruce. former po-
liceman Of this city, who was injured
and incapacitated from work on June
%. 1919, viii receive $4012 monthly
for nine years from the city under de-
eision of the state industrial commits
sion
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

"Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin to be
genuine must be marked with the
safety "Bayer Cross" Then you are
getting the true. world-famous Aspirin.
prescribed by physicians for over Is
years.
Always buy an unbroken package of
"Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" which con-
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

Kenosha-John Kovacznik. is years
old. was drowned when he fell into
yaYine. which has been transformed
into creek By the high waters.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

Manitowoc-G. J. Lehman, mayor OF
Nome, Alaska, is visiting Norman Tor
rison, who for time lived in that
northern city. Mr.. Lehman is a for
NOR St Paul resident and went to
Alaska many years ago in the inter
ests OF mining
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

Watch cutleura Improve Your Skin.
On rising and retiring gently smear
the face with Cuticura Ointment
Wash of Ointment in FIVE minutes
with Cuticura Soap and hot water. It
Is wonderful sometimes what Cuticura
will do for poor compIexions. dandruff,
Itching and red rough hands.--Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

Manitowoc - Ann Arbor car ferry,
No. 4. with twenty-five freight cars.
sunk in the harbor here, when the
boat became lost in the heavy fog.
The Goodrich tug, Arctic, rescued the
crew of twenty-five and six passen-
gers In an attempt TO reach it's dock
the ferry ran on the rocks and huge
hole was torn in the side.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14
Not Dissppointed.

My friends mother was reported to
have died. so | immediately called at
the house. My friend opened the door
and | said: 80 your dear mother IS
dead" She looked surprised and an
swered: "Why, no." ! said: "WeIl.
isn't that too bad" meant, Of
course, that it was too bad such re-
port had got started.-Exchange
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

The Second Best.
Mr.. Knagg-I don't see what you
have to complain of. Haven't you had
sh9 best Of everything since we were
married.
His Wife-Well, didn't marry the
best man at our wedding.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

brentwood To celebrate his sixty
second birthday, l.. 6. Bemis. proprie-
tor of a general store. recently enter
tanned the entire population of Birch
wood at a party in his store During
the day his entire stock was placed on
sale at cost TO help consumers com
bat the high cost of living.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14
HAS NO
PAIN NOW
What Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Did
for Mrs. Warner.

Onalaska, Wis. Every month Ihad
such pains in my back and lower part Of
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14
Natural Question

Natural Question.
what are you doing to save
money!"
ITO save money? Is anybody try
ing to de- that nowadays?"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

tains proper directions to safely relieve
Colds, Headache, Toothache, Earache,
Neuralgia, Lumbago, Rheumatism, Neu-
ritis. Joint Pains, and Pain generally.
Handy tin boxes Of twelve tablets
cost but few cents. Druggists also
sell larger "Bayer" packages. aspirin
is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture
Of Observation-Disclosures of Salieylicacid.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

Wausau The maple sugar season is
on, but the weather so far has been
too warm for big run of sap. Cold
nights are wanted, with warm, sun
shiney days. A large number of new
orchards have been opened this year
and should the weather conditions
turn better there will be a record
breaking production.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

KongoIand breeds a native sheep
which is without wool.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14
OLD GARMENTS NEW
WHEN DIAMOND DYED
Shabby Faded, Old Apparel Turns
Fresh and colorful.

Don't worry about perfect results.
Use Diamond Dyes" guaranteed to
give a new, rich, fadeless color to any
fabric. whether it be wool, silk, linen.
cotton or mixed goods,-dresses,
blouses, stockings. skirts, children's
coats, feathers-everythingl
Direction Book in package tells how
to diamond dye over any color. To
match any material, have dealer show
you diamond Dye" Color Card.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14
Obvious.

Obvious.
"If that's bouillon I'm an idiot"
"That's right. sir. 1t is bOulllon."-
Tyrihans (Christianial
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

A good question requires thought to
nnswef.--Field.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

Its style.
"That child actor has a part which
fits him like a glove"
"Yes-sort of kid glove"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

GAINESVILLE - Bowling alleys and bill
Hard halls are now on par with the
theaters City ordinances requiring
that they remain closed on Sundays
were discarded by the city council
after a fight lasting several months.
The understanding is that they will
not open until noon on Sundays.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14

Sturgeon Bay-The fishing industry
Of Sturgeon Bay and Door county is
one of the largest in the state. accord
ing to figures given out by James New
ins, of the state conservation commits
sion Door cornty fishermen caught
S,942.119 pounds during the past year
for which they received $255.S5271.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-04-14
Buekwheat Cakes

New Royal Cook Book
containing these a md
scores Of other delightful
recipes, Write for ittO-dav
ROYAL BAKING POWDER 90.
I1b Fulton Street
New York City