The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-05-17

Man is willing to give to help oth- CT men if he knows what he gives goes economically to~that end. There is no doubt about the service of money entrusted to the Salvation Army.
 Generous Birmingham-Bir ham that has been generous to every other good cause-will not turn down the Salvation Army. l * * 5: 1 Ihousands, among them some of Chi caeos most prominent citizens, att tended the funeral. of a former dive keeper, shot down in his restaurant. Yet. the reds" have it that there is no room at the top in America. # # % 1 An Engllshman, writing in the Man. chester Guardian. raves about the beautiful girls of Dublin. This should S've pause to Sim Feiners who con- tend that an Englshman can see noth- ing good in Ireland. l TWO army aviators who brought lack a quantity of liquor from Bimini, in their plane. are waiting to be coprtmartialed In such circumstances, tile crustiest officer might temper jus | tice with mercy.
 Bringing Scotch whisky across the ! border from Canada is another ruse of international bootleggers An egg holds "middle-sized" drink. accord ing to Kentucky and Louisiana stand alds.
 # # # Defeated candidates in Alabama ! should now remove the mud from their psrsons-some excellent preparations for that purpose are on the market and try to be constructive citizens 
 Among other articles to be sold at auction is the former Kaiser's ivory | beer stein. The average American now has about as much use for stein as a pig has for side pockets. x # # The Hon. "Breck's" determination to devote himself henceforth to the cause of education will meet with no oppo- s'tion from the Sovereign voters" wko reelected Underwood x # * Brother Bryan's recent attack on Underwood In Alabama was boome- rang which appears to have struck tnc eminent Nebraskan in the region of the bread basket" # # #
 With his back to the wall and re- fusing offers of amnesty from his ene- Fies, Carranza is a more dignified fie ure than he was when President of Mexico.
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 Considering the remarks he has made about him, Secretary Daniels probably feels that Admiral Sims does rot need any further disciplining.
 x x # George Jean Nathan says the movies have creit up alleys and debauched the young. The flamboyance of the movies precludes alley work.
 plea has been made for a par don for Debs. A presidential candi- date behind the bars is obviously at serious disadvantage. # < * Che wife of "Bluebeard" Watson sreaks kindly of him. Most of them arc in no position to say anything. ore way or the other.
 # < x After passing the peace resolution, the United States Senate may feel like patting itself on the back. but it isn't any nearer to peace
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 Harold Bell Wrights income may be 10 times as large as William Dean Eowelrs was, but that isn't the only difference between them.
 # # + "Nicky" Arnstein overlooked a bet Before surrendering to the New York authorities, he should have attended a faw girl shows.
 # # + In spite of all that has happened u appears that Mayor Thompsons birthday means something in Chicago.
 f < * Isn't it trifle late for former lScripps-M -McRae editorial writer to try to vindcate Bob" LaFollette?
 HARD LUCK ON THE BORDER