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The Arvada enterprise., 1920-10-14
PLEASURE HAD SAD ENDING
fevs In . Tub, Win oeiisd Clothing
Too Much fer the Patience
o. Mother.

Ny young brother Isillis was mis-
chisvous, and had to hc wntched cars-
fully. Mother was busy making q
birthday gift one afternoon. and
Johnny and ! werc playing near her.
With our dog Jim.
Suddenly mother said: "whess'a
Biiiief'
We said W didn't know. 10 wsrs
sent to nnd him. I looked everywhere
When ! came to the bathroom. thsre
vas Billie In the tub which he'd filled
With water. and he had his clothes on
~Cm In" he said. and I scrambled
In too.
We were enjoying ourselves i'm
msnssly when In came Johnny, drag
ding tho dog Jim. He managed to ge,
Jim and himself In the tub. and We oil
bad fine time splashinG.
Suddenly mother entered. "Out o,
that tub" che ordered. We got out
"UndreSs and 20 10 bed at once" w,
went, supperiess-Exchanxe.
The Arvada enterprise., 1920-10-14

cutieura Comforts Dabys okln
When red. rough and itching with hot
baths Of Cuticura Soap and touches Of
Cuticura Ointment. Also make use
now and then Of that exquisitely scent
ed busting powder, Cuticura Tslcum.
one Of the indispensable Cuticura
Toilet Trio.-Adv.
The Arvada enterprise., 1920-10-14
Tokens Of Honesty.

At some Of the London docks. when
two men make trade agreement. they
exchange black beans as tokens Of
honesty. This Is regarded as more
binding that written and signed con-
tract.
The Arvada enterprise., 1920-10-14
owrNorlkod,

Mrs. Knicker-Have you had busy
week.
Mrs. Bocker-Rather; I've had two
husbands. three landlords and four
cooks.-Sun and New York Herald.
The Arvada enterprise., 1920-10-14
kxaetlN.

Exactly.
Richleigh-"I am building q beauti.
Friend-"Ah, I Sea- sort of heir
castle"
The Arvada enterprise., 1920-10-14

"Whats the troubler' asked the
man In the BARRIERS chair.
mo trouble. ! hope. sir. Everything
seems all right"
"Isut you don't while away the time
With news and comment a. you for.
merly did,"
against the rules to do 10. sir. II
you want Q lecture Il will bs charged
for extra the same a. bay rum Or hair
tonic"
The Arvada enterprise., 1920-10-14

Beautiful gin. ! love you"
But you barely know me-" los
sPerhaps that 10 why laVs you"
The Arvada enterprise., 1920-10-14

Don't stay stuRed-upi Quit blowing
and snunling! A dose Of "Paps's Cold
Compound" taken every two hours nm.
IN three doses are taken usually breaks
up q cold and ends al grippe misery.
The very arst dose opens your
clogged.up nostrils and the air pass
ages Of your head; stops nose running
relieves the headache. dullness. fever
lshness, sueeslng. soreness, stiffness.
"Pape's Cold Compound" 10 the
quickest, surest relief known and costa
only q few cents at drug stores. II acts
without assistance. Tastes nice. Con.
tains no quinine. Insist on Paps'si "A.
The Arvada enterprise., 1920-10-14

Il 70 rough on . man when love OF
0ea0leA attacks him late In life.
The Arvada enterprise., 1920-10-14

The Reason.
"Why do the lawyers try 40 much
hot air on witnesses8'
because they want to pump them"
The Arvada enterprise., 1920-10-14

No. Coruelia. n plagiarist isn't nee
essarily the author Of a play.
The Arvada enterprise., 1920-10-14

Female pickpockcts are rara. NJ
lady will pick any pocket but ~
husbands.
The Arvada enterprise., 1920-10-14

He who runs may read, but u no
running for once the lees he has -
soy the better.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-17
.M0T0RMAN TELLS
ABOUT TROUBLE
Had Rheumatism So Bad Every Move
Caused Pain-TanIac Put -
s,3fr2 .z@& 4 Him On Feet. ,,.#=,- :.

"Tanlac, deserves everything good
that has been said about it, saidsAn-
ton Fieber, 446 Ray Street, St. Paul,
Minn.,> motorman on the short railway:
"For three years I had suffered from
rheumatism all over my body. I could
hardly raise my hands to my, head, and
turning on and off the current and
handling the brakes on my car ca used
me to suffer agony. had very little
appetite, and had awful cramps in
my stomach after every meal I often
had sharp, shooting pains across the
small Of my back and my nerves were
badly upset. I was troubled great
deal with constipation and every few
days 1 would have a dull, mean head
ache. .,.
ST. Several Of my friends advised me to
take Tanlac and it proved to be the
very. thing needed. Although I have
taken only three bottles the rheumatism
has left me entirely and I never have
a pain of any kind. I am hungry all
the time and. no matter what or how
much l eat never suffer from it after
ward. / am not troubled with constip-
alton any more, never have headache
and my nerves are in splendid shape
l don't think there is another medicine
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-17

Il Isl 1 Il NJ
@ Mr.. and Mrs N. j. Schantzen spent
Sunday In Thief River Falls at the
home of Mr.. Schantzen's brother.
Ole Nelson entertained II. Y. Bly, at
supper Sunday.
a literary society has been organized
by some of the people Of Comstock.
The movement is most commendable
and q considerable interest is being taken
in the undertaking. More details Of
the work of the society when they be-
gin their regular sessions.
The farmers are going to ship stock
again Saturday. !. .
j. Q. Allen received carload Of corn
this week, which he is distributing
among the farmers. .as.<r ..ss-t Jay
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-17
! r ADIUM n EWS
Rays Of Radium

Ii Thank you for the news items found
/ in the news box. ~. T.
Ole. Nelson left Monday morning for
Fordville, N. d., where he will be en-
ployed With a bridge crew.
Albert Strobe, was a Warren visitor
Saturday.
NJ. r. Cook and brother left Satur-
| day morning for the deer and moose
country. .,s s.E. s. #@r p. y .,z5S ~.s.
Carl Loen and Mr.. Hanson, of Thief
River Falls, visited the Loen family
last Friday. r. ..s-...<
4 large crowds attended the basket
social Friday evening. Everyone had a
fine time y -. .....-
Mr.. and Mrs. 3. Breuer entertained
Mrs A. sEsCarlson and son Everett,
Miss Anna Kramer. and Mrs. II. G..
Kramer at delicious dinner Thursday
evening. l~s - -. ,.s:... 81 ~
Myrtle Dean, spent Wednesday even
ing with Pearl Nelson. e. 49,. :,
Basket Social A program and has
ket social will be given at the Edge
wood school house, Friday, Nov. 10th,
at s o'clock, Remember the date, time
and place to hear and see the .,snappy
Edgewood Novelty Jazz Band.-Clar-
issa Ericsson teacher -
A. e. Carlson and Milo L. Warner
are travelling in the interests of the
Farm Bureau membership campaign.
Both Mr.. Carlson and Mr.. Warner are
very capable and no doubt will be most
successful in extending the good work
Of the bureau iii our state. They will
probably be engaged in this work for
two or three months. ~ - ,>.zs. Z
Miss Olga Bloomsness spent. .Satur-
day in Alvarado. a. -.
Mr.. and Mrs. J. NJ. I1oeslie left We'd
-nesday morning for: an extended trip.
They expect to spend the winter in
California. Ehroute they will stop to
visit their daughter, Mrs. Dwyer, Of
Grand Forks, n, Oak. = =
+ Pete Gustafson was business caller
in Radium Tuesday. -,
Toby Melve is installing a Standard
Oil station this week iii front of his
new garage. j..
Miss Anna Kramer entertained Miss
Olga Bloomsness at dinner Sunday eve
ming.
A dance was given Wednesday even
ing in the Melve Garage. Although
the crowd was not large, an unusually
good time is reported by those who at
tended.
J. O. Allen shipped carload of pota-
toes for the Radium Produce Co. last
| week.
This community extends to Mr.. and
Mrs. VIM Riebau and family deepest
sympathy in the loss Of their son and
brother. The young boy of seventeen
died lastsTuesday morning and was
buried Thursday afternoon.
! -Erland Nichols was in Radium Mon
day getting a car Of hay. loaded for
shipment. - : ~.~
Mrs. f. Setback and Mrs. VIM. POI
tucek called on friends in Radium
Thursday.
Several from here attended the
Armistice celebration in Warren Thurs
day. ..., 81:
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-17
A Lady in Chicago Telegraphs for Rat
Snap.

Read Mrs. Phillips wire: 'Youell's
Exterminator Co., Westfield, N. J..
Rush So worth Of RAT-SNAP." Later
reed following letter: "RAT-SNAP: ar
rived. It rid our house of rats in no
time. Just moved here from Pa, where
I used RAT-SNAP with great results"
Three sizes, 35c, Csc, $1.25. Sold and
guaranteed. by Warren Pharmacy and
Peoples Trading Co..
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-17

Set this DOM, too!
Spurs are crin,ped
not pasted. You'll
see 1t Il, the sean, Of
epery Spur. YouT
find Il: means better
taste, easier draao-
ing, sloper burning.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-01-26
CALEDONIA COUNTY TEACHERS.
Held Annual Conference at St. Johns.
bury, Closing Saturday.

ST. Johnsbury, Jan. 26.--The fifth an.
nual conference OF the Caledonia Coun-
ty Teachers association closed three
days session here Saturday noon,
These officers were elected for the com
ing year: President. o. ID. Mathew
son of Lyndonville; vice president, Hell
en- S. Williams Of Danville; secretary,
Anna L. Atkinson OF Newbury; treas
urer. Ethelyn NJ. Shepard OF Concord: /:
executive committee, J. A. Davis of st.
Johnsbury. G. A. Jameson of West
Burke and Anna NJ Stevens of St.
Johnsbury
Public interest in the convention cen
tered in the inter-county spelling match
Saturday morning between two con
testants from Caledonia county and
two from Orleans county. In previous
contests boys and girls from most OF
the towns in the two counties had been
spelled down until these were in the
finals: Florence Miles Of lrasburg and
Adelaide Humphrey of Newport, repre-
senting Orleans county, and Lucille
Hartwell OF Lyndonville and James
Ramsey of McIndoes, representing Cal
edonia county James Ramsey spelt
plenteous with an !, Adelaide Hum
phrey put second in terminal in
stead of an a, and Lucille Hartwell put
an in the second syllable Of disburse
This left Florence Miles winner Of
most interesting contest that lasted 80
minutes.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-01-26
UNION MEN OPPOSE As0UITH.
Who Is Candidate for Parliament at
By-Election.

London. Jan. 20 Via Montreall -
Former Premier Herbert II. Asquith is
expected to arrive to-day at Paisley,
where he is candidate for Parlia-
ment at the by-election to be held in
that constituency, the campaign for the
seat opening to-day to end with the
polling three weeks hence.
Opinion is clearly divided'a to the
wisdom of running a unionist against
Mr. Asquith and there are also signs of
split in the democratic section. J. NJ
Biggsr. the labor candidate. apparent
ly does not hold strong enough views
TO suit the extremists among the Pals
ley socialists. who are threatening to
bring out another man. The candidate
named by the local branch of the un-
ionists at Paisley, j. A. Macean, unsus-
eessfully contested the constituency in
1906 He is well known in Paisley, be-
ing a member of the town council.
> The Daily Telegraph. which has con.
sistently supported the coalition gov
ernment in pre-war days, advocated un-
ionist principles. frankly expresses re-
gret that local unionists should oppose
Mr.. Asquith, declaring that all men Of
judgment recognize him as a parlia-'
of the first rank and the
leader Of considerable party with
definite and distinct opinions on most
questions.
We hold. therefore. continues the
Telegraph. that his return to the
House Of Commons is in the national
and j. to be desired. and
should be welcomed even by those gen
orally who have been and are likely to
remain his opponents"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-01-26
NOT A CANDIDATE
Coolidge Does Not Say That He Would
Not Let Name Be Presented.

Boston, Jan. Ex-Governor Coolidge
declared yesterday that he was not and
never had been a candidate for pres
ident and that he would not enter
contest for the Massachusetts, delega-
tion to the Republican national con
vention. He did not say that he would
not allow the presentation of his name
at Chicago, but WAS emphatic in his
assertion that he would not rc-rit -
imputation that he had used the Office
of governor 90 promote a!s oUa nee
ests through the selection Of delegates.
In a formal statement for the press
Governor Coolidge said that the course
of the present was "the almost univer-
sal grasping for power" For himself
he was not insensible to the honor
sought for him by others, but the eff
forts of his friends did not contem-
plate contest for delegates in his own
state. Inasmuch as some Massachu-
setts people" intended TO make one,
the question arose whether he ought
to permit contest in his name. He
answered the question in the negative.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-01-26
BOSTON is LOOKING FOR
THREE WEEKS OF 'FLU"
Recurrence of Epidemic in Mild Degree
Could Not Be Avoided, According
to Health Commissioner
Woodward

Boston, Jan. GA recurrence in
mild degree of the influenza epidemic
of last winter is developing in this city,
in the opinion of Health Commissioners
William C. Woodward. The recurrence
could not be avoided, he said to-day,
and the number of deaths, now small,
would increase but probably not to a
great degree. The commissioner issued
call for conference of health experts
and relief organization representatives
to consider the situation.
A total Of lg5 new cases was reported
to the health department for the AS
hours ending at o a. m. to-day, 1877 of
them in the last "a hours. II was the
first day since last years epidemic that
the number of cases exceeded 100. The
number of deaths in the 48-hour period
was four. There were 10 new pneu-
monia cases, and eight deaths from
this disease
Mr.. Woodward said he felt this week
weeks run of influenza, but he was con-
weeks run of influenza, but he was con-
fident it would not be so severe as the
epidemic of last winter. No restrictive
looking toward avoidance
Of the disease are contemplated, accord
ing to the commissioner, who explained
that it was found last year there was
little, if any, result from the protective
measures taken. Naval medical au-
thorities in experiments here, he said,
determined that erowding and conges-
tion had little to do with the spread OF
Influenza
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-01-26
PROBABLY A VICTIM
OF WOOD ALCOHOL
Man Went Into Drug Store in Barre,
Asked for Bottle Of Liniment and
Then Collapsed.

In critical and unconscious condi-
tion lies an unknown man at the Barre
City hospital, thought to be the victim
Of wood alcohol The man, of sturdy
stature and about five feet eight inches
in height, with prominent cheek bones,
a gray moustache and hair that is dark
gray, entered the Barre Drug store
about IL 80 He called for bottle Of
Miners liniment and while standing at
the counter suddenly wheeled about,
lost his balance and would have fallen
to the floor had not Angelo falderara,
who was stnading by him. prevented it.
First aid was administered by
Charles and Joseph Zanleoni pharma-
eists of the store, and Immediately
physician was summoned. DIR. j. A.
Wark ordered the mans removal to
the City hospital. where, after using
a stomach pump, the physician believed
the mans condition to be the result of
drinking wood alcohol The fluid taken
from the stomach, together with tile
contents of a pint bottle, red in color,
like wine, has been sent to the state
for analysis.
The man is apparently a worker in
the stone industry by his clothing, and
an Italian in the vicinity
of 60 years of age. Nothing in his
clothes would in the least indicate his
identity and up TO this afternoon he
unknown to the hospital au-
thorities Someone expressed the belief
that he was 0reste Biggio of Webster
Vile
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-01-26
SHIPS DISABLED,
SOME BEING TOWED
Extent of Storms Work Over North
Atlantic Is Being Revealed as
Wireless Messages are
Picked Up.

Boston, Jan. 30 The extent tc
which storms upset shipping during
the past week was further evidenced
in radio messages from distressed
steamers scattered over the North At
lantic.
The 0skaloos put in here for repairs,
reporting in advance from the outer
harbor that her steering apparatus was
damaged and fuel oil almost gone. The
West Isleta wirelessed that she would
arrive here tomorrow for repairs.
The Charlton, which is towing the
disabled steamer Buffalo Bridge, said
she was having heavy going with her
tow 800 miles Off Halifax, and the
Airlie, which has been in tow, dis
abled, several days ago, announced she
was being bulfeted by stiff gales.
The West Corum announced that she
was disabled, but expected to reach
Bermuda for repairs tomorrow, and
the West Zula, with her propeller
stripped of blades, sent word she was
going to the Azores to be refitted.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-01-26
WASHINGTON

The ladies aid society OF the Baptist
church viii give an entertainment in
the sehoolhouse hall Wednesday even
ing. Jan. 2s, at 1880. consisting of a
musical and literary program. during
which Dr. Christian Petersen will give
his humorous lecture, entitled "All in a
Lifetime" Refreshments viii be served.
Miss Phyllis Mcdonald was home
over Sunday from her school in Ber-
lin.
Mrs. r. N. Sesver entertained the
Sunday school children OF the Baptist
church az her home Saturday evening
VIII Bradbury, a former resident Of
this town. died in Montpelier Friday.
His funeral was held from the Congre-
gational church in Barre this afternoon.
Several from this place attended the
funeral
Mrs. Sarah Flint has been quite ~,
but az this writing i gaining.
4. Il MeAllister j. working for his
son. Pred. a. Willismstovn, while he is
harvesting his ice crop.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-01-26
GERMANS PARTICIPATED.
In International Labor Meeting in Par
is To-day.

Paris. Jan. 26.-The governing body
of the international labor organization
held its first meeting this morning in
conformity with the decision of the la
Dor conference in Washington in No
vember. when Jan. 26 was selected as
the date of the initial session of this
body. created by the Washington CON
ference.
The board verified the credentials of
the various representatives in its mem
bership accredited to the governments.
the employers and the labor interests,
al of whom were present except the
Canadian delegates who were delayed
en- route, and the Americans, absent
because of the non-rstifieatiou of the
peace treaty, which created the labor
organization. German representatives
were in attendance.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-01-26
FAR MORE MALE
SUICIDES THAN
FEMALE IN 1919
In the Professions, Lawyers Lead with
43-There Has Been Alarming In
crease of Suicides All Over
the World.

New York, Jan. 26.-Newspaper edi-
tors appeared immune from suicide in
1919, according to a tabulated report of
5,l2l cases in the United States, issued
to-day by the Save-a- Life league. OF
the professions, lawyers led the list
with 43, of whom IL were judges; 80
victims were physicians; 2s teachers
and ii clergymen. The list included
20 presidents of large business concerns,
and more than 80 prominent club mem
bers, millionaires and wealthy society
women. Unhappy marital relations
were responsible for about $50 trag-
edes, including persons killed by the
self murderer.
Men outnumbered women, 2,9s7 to
1857, but of the child suicides, 252
were girls and 225 boys. Ages varied
from four years TO an even hundred.
"Since the signing of the armistice
there has been a constantly increasing
number of suicides everywhere" the re-
port said. From foreign countries. re-
ports show a serious situation. In Ger
many, Russia. Syria and other eoun-
tries. where the number has been very
large, the cause is attributed TO de-
spair because of miserable living con
ditions brought about by the war"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-01-26
NO CHANGE TOLERATED
BY REPUBLICANS ON
!. ARTICLE NUMBER TEN
BOLSHEVISM HAS NO
APPEAL TO TURKS
1t Is Contrary to Their Religious Train
ing and Their Patriotic
Sentiment. G

Constantinople, Jan. "a. Bolshevism
has no appeal to the Turks, being con.
trary to their religious training and
their patriotic sentiment, Mustapha
Kennel Pasha, political and military
leader of the Turkish nationalist move
ment in Asia Minor, declared recently
to the Associated Press. Interest at
tached to his words because of late ru-
mors that the bolshcviki had made in
roads in Turkish Asia Minor, and re-
ports that Enver Pasha, minister of
war here in 1914, had sponsored boil
shevik uprising in Turkestan. Musta.
pha Kennel denied his adherents in the
nationalist cause were leagued with
Enver Pasha or with Talaat Pasha, for.
mer grand vizier, who is reported to
have been converted to bolsheyism.
Bolshevism might result, however, from
a peace which makes the Turks a sub
ject people, he asserted, but he added
that such an alliance with the soviet
power would be but temporary.
Bloodshed would follow peace set
tlcment which placed Greeks in control
of this city, he said, and the giving
of Thrace to Greece would have the
same result.
''Bolshevism is against every national
ideal that we cherish and if a peace is
made for us that will help US TO main
tain our ideals,' he said. 1--WE shall
rise from the ruins which are the re-
suit of too many wars. OF course, il
the allies force peace on us that fur
theirs the destruction of our land, it is
difficult to predict what will happen. Our
people might make some sort of a tenn
porary alliance with the bolsheviki, but
bolsheviki they will never be at heart.
Their religion and their patriotism will
save them from it,
Surely this great war viii have been
fought in vain if we, and such as we,
ire made subject peoples. This move
nent has developed without the expen-
iiture of money, our soldiers serve
without pay. Much money has been
spent to destroy us, but the will of the
nation has swept it along.
What we want above all else is
% keep our armistice boundaries intact
ind then chance to develop CONNER
tally. The problem of Turkey viii
ease forever if we are started right
That is why we have
loped so intensely that America would |
Ielp us. There is not a peasant among
is but would welcome Americans here"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-01-26
INTENSE COLD
IN NEW ENGLAND
Official Read 1t North
field w q Below
70
BUI dToN WAS
DEGREES MINUS
The Temperature Was the
Coolest Of the Pres
ent Winter

Boston, Jan. 26.-Thc mercury was
forced to new official low levels by the
cold wave which spread over northern,
New England last night. Mortified,
Vt, with a reading of 30 minus. was
the coolest place on the north Ameri
can continent from which official re
ports were received by the weather bu
reau to-day. Unofficial figures, how
ever, ran lower, reports of 40 below at
Van Buren,, Me-, and at Montpelier, VT.
being made Independently. Official
lows" reported by the weather bureau
showed gradual rise in temperature
from north to south in New England.
1t was 20 below at Burlington, Vt; 20
below at Greenville, Me; Is below at
Concord, n H.; s below at Portland,
Me-; zero at Boston; above at Rock
Island, and above at Nantucket.