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Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
DADDYJ EVENING
z FAIRY. TALE q
| W. MMARY QAHANlTSA !
NJ ~ BONNER G&S%Gi
e------sES--s-G& AUThO2- $3.50
MISS PENGUIN REFUSES.

MIR. Johnny Penguin smoothed down
his feathers with great care, for he
was going a-calling. He looked aroln9
the beach and then gazed keenly far
out upon the ocean. He st-Jtted
around moment or two and then
looked about him again.
What shall 1 take herr" he asked
himself. There were plenty of other
penguins around whom he could have
asked for advice but he didn't want
anyone's advice. He wanted to decide
the question himself. The only thing
was that he didn't quite know how 10
answer his own question. That was
difficult, yes, 1t most certainly was
difficult.
Il might" he said to himself, take
her an ocean wave. That would be
present such as no penguin has ever
had before and it would be sure TO
please her. But do not know how to
get the wave for her. AS soon as l
got it another might come along and
take it away from me- That is trick
waves have of doing.
Il know" he continued to himself,
Il will ask her if she would like a
wave for present. 1 will leave it to
her to decide. That is what shall do,
yes sir, that is what l shall do
So he picked up q stick he found
upon the beach and strutted along in
very proud and naughty fashion.
with my fine walking cane no one
can resist me-" he said.
AS he walked along with his head
high in the air he thought of what a
lovely home he would have with Miss
Penguin, for he was going a-calling
on the loveliest Miss Penguin on the
whole island.
AT one time he looked down and
saw fine stone, smooth and quite
perfect
This will just do for her." he said,
for Miss Penguin must be given an
engagement ring if am to ask her
to marry me. She will expect it and
she will accept it, ha, ha," and he
gave a laugh of joy.
At last he reached the spot where
Miss Penguin was standing.
How fine and straight she stands"
he said to himself, and then he
stopped right in front of Miss Penguin.
"T've come to see you, Miss Pen
guin," ne said, land want you to be
my mate. Here is the engagement
ring!"
He dropped the stone in fl, mt of
her. She certainly could not refuse it.
But Miss Penguin looked in another
direction and did not pay any atten-
ton to the stone.
Miss Penguin" he said, twill you
not accept me as mate? I will give
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06

ter from the United States, while SELL
ing freely during the present scarcity
of butter in other countries, is not like
ly to retain hold on foreign buyers
after other countries resume exporta-
ton. In this fact is an important les
son not only for dairy interests but
other producers DESTROYS of expanding
their trade abroad. Creamery men
cannot expect to develop a foreign
market for their products unless they
establish regulations for their goods
just as manufacturers in other lines
have done-and standards or brands
are a great aid in such business devel-
opment.
Building a Foreign Trade.
Before the war Denmark was a large
factor in the international trade in
butter. She has been famous for her
dairy products for years, not only on
the continent, but in South America,
where even in Out-of-the-way corners
of the tropics travellers found the only
butter available came in cans with a
Danish label. New Zealand has built
up trade with Europe in butter
through a government inspection serv-
ice. and butter must measure up to
certain standards before the inspectors
will place their stamp upon it.
Inspection Service.
This idea of inspected and branded
butter is not new in the United States,
for the federal department of agricul-
ture has been inspecting interstate and
Canal zone shipments of butter for
some time. This inspection, however,
is not compulsory, and has not as yet
been applied to export trade to any
great extent. Recently large purchase
of butter for export was inspected by
United States government inspector
at the request of the purchaser who
bought the butter subject to inspection.
This is said to be the first time that
inspection by any government has been
asked for on any large amount of but
ter exports. Exporters in the United
States who ship to Central America
usually use brands on their butter and
have developed some trade there in re-
cent months.
If the United States is to keep its
present export trade in dairy products
and not suffer from possible competi-
ton in home markets. it is necessary
to pay more attention to the quality of
its products and make fuller use of
brands and scores in handling its but
ter production. What applies to dairy
products applies to many other lines
as well.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture.)

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture.)
There may be nothing in name but
there is a lot in a brand especially
in the export trade. Practically all ex-
port business of food products is han
died on a basis of branded goods. To
a much greater extent than the Ameri-
can producer realizes foreign buyers
make use of brands in purchasing
products by cable, and importers in
foreign lands depend upon brands in
judging the quality of the products
they handle.
There are three ways of buying
goods for export. One way is by the
use of samples of standard products,
another by orders, often cabled. giving
instructions to agents to buy specified
quantities of certain branded prod
uctS; the third method. by far the
least used, is for an importer to visit
foreign countries in person and select
products wanted.
Advantages of Brands.
In the United States the use of
standard and of many copyrighted
brands on domestic products has
helped sell goods of various kinds and
trade-marked goods of quality have en-
joyed wider distribution than non
standard, unbranded products, Many
concerns that have not developed any
export business own copyrighted trade
marks on products sold in home mar
kets which they value among the chief
assets of their business.
OF course it is not enough merely to
use brands, but their use today is COM
ing more and more to be backed up
by quality in the goods so labeled. Es-
pecially is this true where products
are widely advertised There are some
commodities for which brand is in
itself an advertisement and when this
brand becomes known among buyers
as guaranty of quality or grade, it
serves to expedite the sale of the prod
uct.
Take butter, for example, of which
the United States exported over
100000 pounds during the first ten
months of 1919. A large amount of
American butter is shipped without
inspection or grading; it is not ham
died so that foreign buyers know what
they are receiving and as a result it
does not sell as we'll in foreign mar
kets as butter from countries where
inspection and branding are practiccd
Investigators in the dairy market
ing division of the federal bureau of
markets has found that unbranded but
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
In a Hurry.

The maid having failed to appear
to take Tommie home from kindergar-
ten, bis teacher thought it good OPP
pcrtunity for him to learn self-reli-
ance.
Now, Tommie, you know God is al
ways with you, and you must think
YOU have hold Of his hand"
Next morning: "Well. Tommie, you
got home all right?'
"Yes, Miss Wilson, got home all
right; but / can tell you made God
run every step Of the way."-Life.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
SWAMP-ROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as a medicine for
durable ailments of the kidneys, liver and
bladder.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root stands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
to be just the remedy needed in thousands
upon thousands of distressing cases.
Swamp-Root makes friends quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect is soon
realized in most cases. 1t is a gentle,
healing vegetable compound.
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medi-
um and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DIR.
Kilmer Sc Co., Binghamton, n. Y, for
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
MEANS TO KEEP IN SUNLIGHT.

Sunlight chasing in England By air
plane is the latest cinem development
conceived by . producer to assist the
production of his films. He is pur-
chasing an efght-seater machine to
transport his artists TO sunny ''loca-
lions" with the greatest possible celer-
ity. This will not only save time and
cut out heavy --otel expenses. he says,
but will also enable the producer to
act promptly upon weather informa-
ton.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
GREEN ALWAYS REsTFuL.

Green is a restful color. oculists
say that of all colorS green is the most
friendly TO the optic nerve. In lands
where eternal SHOWS or eternal white
sands flash up their glaring reflections.
men have TO shade their ewes or 60
blind. But green grass never bothers
the eye. One can stare forest In the
face oil day with impunity. Natures
greens never get on our nerves. and
they never quarrel with any other of
natures colors and tints.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
The Chance.

A government official said at a din
ner:
THE old order changeth. his is
true indeed of Europe. A girl war
worker was narratlng her adventures
to some friends the other day.
$50 you actually met a deposed
king in Europer cried one OF her
friends, ecstatically. DO tell US what
his majesty was doing'
He was trying at the time said
the girl war worker. 10 sell dia-
mond 10 a bolsheyik agitator.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
Answer That Was No Answer.

George NJ. Cohan was cross-examin-
ing applicants for parts in one of his
new productions.
Can you dance2" he asked of a
young chap who had been waiting an
hour.
Sure" replied the candidate.
"Can you sing?' continued Conan.
"Well," replied the other Il can sing
as good as you can"
But I asked you" reterted Cohan,
~can you sing?"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06

hams Vegetable Compound had done
for other women and decided to try it.
1t surely did wonders for me. have
no pains now and ! can do my house
work without any trouble at ALL j
will always praise your medicine as !
do not believe there is a doctor that can
do as much good in female weakness,
and you may use these facts as testi-
Inonial. Mrs. LESTER E. WARNER,
r. l, Box SO, Onalaska, Wis.
The reason women write such letters
to the Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co.
and tell their friends how they are
helped is that Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has brought health
and happiness into their lives. Freed
from their illness they want to pass the
good news along to other suffering
women that they also may be relieved.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
The Itching and Sting
of Blazing, Fiery Eczema

The source Of Eczema is in the
blood, the disease being caused by
an infection which breaks out
through the skin. That is why the
most satisfactory treatment for all
so-called skin diseases is S. s. s.,
for this remedy so thoroughly
cleanses the blood that no impuri-
ties can remain. Get a bottle t.
day, and you will see results from
the right treatment. Write for
advice. Address Medical Director,
ITO Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
CARE OF PERlSHABLE CROP
Plans Should Be Made Before They
Are Produced-Muca Risk in
Leaving Out Unprotected.

Plans should be made for taking
care of crops before they are pro-
dueed Too much loss has been sus-
tanned by leaving perishable crops out
in the weather because there was no
place TO store them. Make your plans
TO save what you produce.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
I'M MOTHERHOOD

Ypsilanti, Mich" Motherhood left me
with bad case Of feminine trouble. The
doctor did not seem to help me. heard of
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription and it
gave me relief at once. 1 took just a few
bottles and was completely cured. I have
wonderful faith in DR.. Pierce's medicine
and can recommend it to all suffering
women. MRS. LUTHER JONES, 5l4
s. Hamilton st.
Detroit. Mich.:-"I found DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription to be a splendid
medicine. 1t took it during expectancy
and afterward. came through my sick
ness fine and my baby was strong and
healthy and always has been. It was a
great help and benefit to me and saved me
lots Of suffering. am very thankful to
know Of such good medicine.
My father took DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery and it did him a lot of
good, built him up in fine shape.
DIR. Pierce's medicines are all good and
/ cannot recommend them too highly
MRS. E. GUINTHER IL Fulton Ave.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
INDIGESTION
Caused by
Acid Stomach

Millions OF people-in fact about out of
1O-sGfier more or less from indigestion,
acute chronic Nearly every case Is
caused by Acid-Stomach.
There are other stomach disorders which
also are sure signs OF d-StOmach-belch-
ing. heartburn, bloat after eating, food re-
peatIng, sour. gassy stomach. There are
many ailments which, while they do not
cause much distress in thu stomach itself.
are. nevertheless. traceable to an acid
stomach. Among these nervousness
btliousness, cirrhosis of .he liver. rheuma-
tism, impoverished blood, weakness, insorn-
mia, melancholla and a long train of phys
ical and mental miseries that keep the
victims in miserable health year after year
The right thing to do Is to attack these
ailments at their source-get rid OF the acid
stomach. A wonderful modern remedy called
EATONIC now makes IL easy to do this.
One of hundreds OF thousands of grateful
users of EATONIC writes II have been
troubled with intestinal indigestion for about
nine years and have spent quite sum FOR
medicine. but without relief. After using
EATONIC for . few days the gas and pains
in my bowels disappeared. EATONIc is Just
the remedy I needed
We have thousands of letters telling OF
these marvellous benefits. Try EATONIC and
you. too. will be just enthusiastic in Its
praise.
Your druggist has EAToNIC. Get bis
sec box from him today. He will refund
your money II you are not satisfied
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
Exact Copy of Wrappes.
Praet;cjno Law.

The Yegg-Well, you got me, all
right, mister. spose you're going to
turn me over to the bulls.
The Eminent Counselor-Certainly
not. In that case I'd get only a witness
fee of a dollar. I'm going to be your
attorney. My retaining fee will be this
roll of bills l found in your vest.
Good night.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
VALUE OF BEET-T0P SILAGE
One Ton of Good Material Equal to
Half Ton of Alfalfa Hay When
Fed as Mixed Feed.

1t is safe TO conclude that one ton
of good beet-top silage is equal to half
ton of alfalfa hay when fed as a
mixed feed. Many feeders think that
the silage has value almost equal 10
good hay, ton for ton.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
Not Very pestructIbIe.

Donald, aged five. accompanied his
mother in her search for an apartment
TO rent. One landlord after another
refused to rent to anybody with a
boy. Finally Donald volunteered, help
fully: "Please, I'm not a very de-
structible childl"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
NEVER PL0W UNDER MANURE
When Seeding Field to Glover Ferti-
liner and Disking Leave Much
to Conserve Moisture.

Never pillow under manure or fer
tilizers when seeding a field to clover.
The manure and disking leave an ex-
cellent mulch on the surface of the
ground which conserves moisture. es-
pecially during the hot dry weather
in midsummer.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
Danger Of Poor Clover.

With clover seed scarce and prices
unusually high there is the danger
that not only VIII our clover lay acre
age be reduced. but much inferior seed
win be sown.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
A Secret.

"Why, yes" said Miss Pertie Good
win to her intimate friend 9Harry
and l are going to have a secret we'd
ding. Not a soul is going to know Of
it till it's over. Haven't you heard?"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
Chinese Newspaper in France

A Chinese weekly newspaper has
been started in Paris by Daniel Flu
for the benefit of the thousands of
Chinese sent there to act as laborers
during the war and who are now en-
ployed in reconstruction work, accord
ing TO the far eastern information bu-
reau. The paper is produced by a
Photographic process. the sheets hav-
ing been hand-written, since it is i'm
possible to get Chinese type in France.
The paper sells at , cents copy, and
is said 20 be the first Chinese news
paper produced in France.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
Agreement.

"See here, son, you are wasting a
lot of money on Miss BlOndy."
81 am willing TO admit, pop, that
II is money miss-spent."
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
Seems Like the Skin Is on Fire.

There is a harassing discomfort
caused by Eczema that becomes
a torture. The itching is almost
unbearable. and the skin seems
on fire with the burning irri-
tation. A cure from local applica-
tions of salves and ointments is i'm
possible, because such treatment
can only allay the pain Temporal
lily. The disease can only be
reached by going deep down to its
source.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
Moon GOING to Sleep.

A little girl of three. seeing a cloud
of smoke enyeioping the moon. said.
"Auntie. the moon is going to sleep
now; see 'em pulling the sheets over
itf'
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
Protection for Enns

When taking eggs to market. protect
them, from the suns rays in warm
weather. Ship or deliver eggs twice
or three times weekly.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06

SsOHldCn 1 cOuI0 not
lie In bed. / SUI
fered so it seemed
as though / would
&c, and / was not
r e gular either. /
suffered for a year
and was unfit to do
m y h ou S ework,
could only wash
dishe 5 once in a
while. [ read an
advertisement of
what vida F. Pink
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
OLD GARMENTS NEW
WHEN DIAMOND DYED
Shabby Faded, Old Apparel Turns
Fresh and coIorfuI.

Don't worry about perfect results
Use Diamond Dyes" guaranteed to
give new, rich, fadeless color to any
fabric, whether it be wool. silk. linen.
cotton or mixed goods,-dresses,
Dlouses, stockings, skirts, children's
coats. feathers-eyerything!
Direction Book in package tells how
to diamond dye over any color. To
match any material. have dealer show
you Diamond Dye" Color Card-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
Work for IdI. Dave

II you haven't Joined your farm bu
reau yet. better get right at it now.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
Chick Eeedinn

Don't feed the chicks until they are
from forty-eight TO sixty hours old, and
then with boiled eggs chopped finely.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
Think About Farm Name
PIantinn AIfaIfa seed

If your farm is not yet named, now
is the time TO think about it.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06

"That automobile poet certainly
writes recklessly." "Then they ought
to take his poetic license away"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
Join Farm Bureau.

Plant alfalfa seed alone during
spring on clean land for best results.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06

Look out for dampness in the poul-
try house. either In summer or win
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06

Better spend some of these days
putting the machinery in shape.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06

Much Of the charity that begins
abroad never reaches bone.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
aAS NO
PAIN NOW
What Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound Did
for Mrs. Warner.

Onalaska, Wis" Every month II had
such pains in my back and lower part of
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
PROMINENT
WOMEN
TESTIFY
Albion, Mich..-'T took DR.. Pierce's
Fevorite Prescription during expectancy

Akf~S b-AAANy
and found it be very
good. Then about
three years ago /
got sert of rundown
and IL a very weak
ened condition SO I
took it again and it
cured me in a very
short time when
other medicines had
failed. l can recon-
mend this medicine
to be one of the very
80 r.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
EsAT0Nlc
Babys Dire Peril,
. FoR YOUR AcID-sToMAcR

Mother and little Kathryn were up
stairs when they heard little sister
fall off the couch. Kathryn said: 20
mother, il that baby doesn't stop fall
ing she's going to ruin herself"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
Dainty Hint.

He-No woman could ever make
fool of me.
She-Of course not. That would be
like painting the lily.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06

woman is sorry or glad when she
cries.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06

Kindness does not have to speak
very loud to be heard.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06

Not the Real Thing
"What are you crying for, my little
manT" 81 amt crying; this is just a
rehearsal"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-04-06
Not Honestly ACQUIRED.

Poverty is no crime"
81 agree to thGs. Neither is wealth.
necessarily. "-Louisville COurier-Jour-
mai.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-02-27
REPUBLICAN TICKET

For President-Leonard Wood.
For United States Senator-Petel
NOrbeck.
For congress:
First district-Charles Christopher
SOn.
Second district-Royal C. Johnson.
Third district-William Williamson
GOEernor-W. II. McMaster.
Lieutenant Governor-Carl Gunder
son.
Secretary Of State-Charles H. Burk.
hart.
A~uditor-Jay Reeves.
Treasurer-W. >. OBrien.
Attorney General-Byron Payne.
Superintendent of Public Instruction
Fred Shaw.
Commissioner of School and Public
Lands-N. Il. Knight.
Railway Commissioners-John w.
Rash. second district: and Dawes
Brisbane, third district.
LEGISLATIVE
Senator 3lst dist &C. S. Amsden.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS JOrgenSOn
and John Birch
County Treasurer-W. S. Nixon.
County Auditor-JOhn e.. CahllI.
Sheriff.. M. Lutz.
Register OF Deeos-Joseph Hedman.
Clerk OF Courts-Earl Liggett.
Supt. schools--Nettie Johnson.
States Attorney-Thad l. Fuller.
County judges. S. Lockhart.
Coroner-Dr. Chas. Flett.
Co. Com. Sd dist.--Frank Fransen.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-02-27

All indications point to General
Wood as the favorite as a presi-
Dental candidate. Straw votes cast
by students in the Universities,
taken by the daily newspapers, by
the periodical magazines and indie
pendent meetings show Wood to
have a large majority and clearly
indicate which way the wind is
blowing. The spontaneous greet
ings and enthusiastic reports COM
ing from the cities where he has
spoken as a candidate, reveal the
tenor Of the feelings Of the mass of
people and the confidence placed in
him as presidential timber. His
record as an administrator, q man
Of sffaiTs and an army officer stand
behind him as the best arguments
why be should receive the undivid-
ed support Of the people.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-02-27

MILBANK NEEDS more homes,
not five or ten years from now, but
now, this coming summer.
In common with the other pat
riotic cities. the building program
was restricted to the very smallest
number during the war. The
high prices since the end Of the
war have discouraged many pros
pective builders. But to wait un-
til the price of lumber and mater
fal for a house is reduced will
mean to wait forever, for prices
are at a level where they will stay
for some time to come. Rather
there are indications that prices
will climb even higher.
In the meantime the %opportuni-
ties which knock at the door can
not be kept waiting too long. If
Milbank does not welcome them
some other city will and they are
lost forever. It is all but impos-
sible to rent a house in the city
and single rooms are equally as
scarce. It is simply a case OF