The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-04-01

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A little girl told her little chum that
her mother had gone to choir prac-
tice. ooh. yes" said the chum, "ry
mamma took treatments from one OF
them when she had the flu."
John d. Rockefeller, jr., says this
country is on spending jag. And
what makes it appear so much worse
to1Mr. Rockefeller is that SO much IF
the money is spent for gasoline.
Erzberger doesn't stand very wei
IN Germany right now. but he has
name that would almost make him;
mayor of Milwaukee if he lived in the
United States.
Life constantly becomes more com
pick In one Of the recently enacted
dramas the wife senses the existence
Of the "other woman" through the ex-
traordinary perfume which permeated
the husbands clothing.
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You can't judge mans worth to
the world by the amount of money ne
makes; he may merely have euchred
some producer out Of his earnings A
mans value to mankind depends upon
the value he has created.
Old Winter is going, but he turned |
around long enough to throw hand
full of snow in the face of Gentle
Spring. She only shook her shining
tresses a bit and smiling continued
spreading her green mantle out about
her.
There was more speculation as to
the New York World would
fix the blame for the German revolu-
lion upon Senator Lodge or prohibit
ion. 1t may interest you to know the
World has decided that Senator Lodge
S responsible.
The Methodist church has decided
o add motion pictures to supplement
he spoken word from the pulpit. 1t
will be an interesting experiment, al
hough it remains to be seen if sacred
PICTURES featuring folks with clothes
N will attract the modern crowd.
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A Kansas man has had a vision and
low declares the millennium will be
ere in 1929. When it does come this
'rophet says a man may have seven
gives. Some men are now able to
I've pretty we'll on what one wife
arms. just think what bang-up
me they will have when seven are
'orkingl
Two Irishmen, new in this country,
ere watching a big dredge at work.
me of them remarked that the men
YER here had an easy time; that
lachinery did all the work for them.
Those fellows on top may have an
,sy time" replied the other, "but
link of those poor devils down there
the water who have t.
Il up the scoop"
An Indianapolis lawyer, who han
es many divorce cases in the county
'urts, was approached by man who
bringing divorce pro-
edings against his wife. 81 want
find out if | have grounds for a
voree," he informed the attorney on
tering his office "Are you mar
?" the lawyer asked "Why, yes,
course" responded the client. "Then
u have grounds" the attorney said.
"Pretty easy to make money in the
untry," said a town farmer the other
y. IL have been reading poultry
'cular, and find that a good hen
III raise 20 chicks in a season. Well,
e next season, that will be 20 hens,
ID as each will raise 20 more chicks,
at will be 400 The next year the
mber will be 5000, the following
ar 100000, and next 3,360,000 Just =
ink, at only so cents apiece we viii
We 81 $50, 900, enough to pay off the III
rigation District bonds and have ~
ough left to build the new dam. u,
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Old Bill Misgivens claims to be
,neer in this locality, and we reckon
, so, if the stories he tells is any ha
terion to go by. According to Old I'M
Il, the fall Of '76 was the most re- ov
srkabie season that he ever saw We
Us he reckons there were no less ma ma
an so million wild ducks flew over -
cabin that fall, darkening the sun IN,
til the chickens went to roost at mn
on, and quacking at nights till no an
iy could sleep. One cold night, Old
Il was walked by big "passel"
geese flying over, squawking to
1t the band; he didn't feel like run