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Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07

from Golden, ILL.,, Tuesday where they
attended the funeral of Mrs Geo. Fles-
ner a sister of Mr.. Bruins.
Mrs. James Pollock and Mrs. Tom
Merrinton and children who visited last
week at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Fred
Binnebos returned to Appleton Satur-
day.
Frank LATERAL and Jake Bangs re-
turned from Ponko, Nebr, Saturday af-
ter a month absence. Both were work.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
Can You
BEAT
This?

One day Mr. Bette and Mrs. Bette
were wedding beets in Bete's beet
field Bette, being quite a better,
bet he was a better beet weeder
than Mrs. Bette Both started in
wedding beets to beat the band.
Mrs. Bette beat Bette wedding the
beets alright, but Bette tried to
beat Mrs. Bette out of her bet; and
Mrs. Bette without beating around
the bush called Bette a deadbeat.
Bette got red as a beet and threw
beet at Mrs. Bette; but Mrs Bette
beat it to the house and CANE back
with an egg beater in one hand and
carpet beaten in the other; and
the way Mrs. Bette beat up Bette
with those heaters, beat anything
we ever saw A policeman on his
beat, beating time with his billy,
came by the Bette place just as
Mrs Bette was beating Bette, but
when he saw how Mrs. Bette could
beat with those heaters he beat it.
SOME BABY, OF COURSE
It has been reportd to us via
grapevine telegraph that Einar
Soldering, journeyman printer at the
Office Of our steemed contemporary
the Republican-Gazette, isn't keep
ing his garden as clean as he used
to do. Between rocking the baby
buggy, singing lulabyes and show
ing his friends what a really won
derful youngster it really is that ar
rived at his home a week ago last
Wednesday, he hasn't much chance
to put in any of his overtime on
pulling weeds.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
lg for contractor Delameter.

ing for contractor Delameter.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Van Der Lin
en- of Coopersville, Mich, arrived SUI.
day for visit at the A E. kleinhuize
home and with relatives near Prin:
burg.
Mr.. and Mrs. c.. n. White and Chill,
rem of Tulare, Calf, and Miss Aar
Luitjens of the same city arrived las
week for an extended visit at the H
Luitjens home.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
The Incubator
Published by
. (N TOM PHULERY
~ Q.x.C whenever he can
49, ~, get the old machine
to work.
EIegy, Nit

The curfew tolls the knell of part
in day,
And down First Street the rafting
f1ivers spin,
The Fourth Ward resident, raking
boulevard hay,
Now stops to swat mosquitoes on
his chin.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
Glad it Wasn't Us

An editor in the next county re-
ported a wedding recently, and
wrote that "the groom had bunch
of sweet peas on his bosom" But
the proof reader never noticed that
the printer had gotten things ball
ed up" and when the paper came out
the happy young couple read: "the
groom wore a bunch of street fleas
on his bosom" The editor is now
in a hospital.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE
zDAY4 when you logged six barrels
- WA1or for the circus elephants
S11E46ee CO ticket to the show?
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07

Litchfield Review: Gust Johnson
Of Atwater was operated on yesterday
for the removal of the appendix. He
was the victim of an acute attack.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
OBJ lTUARY
JENNIE HOOGEVEEN

Jennie Hoogeveen, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Harry Hoogeveen of Prins-
burg, died Saturday, June 26th, as a re-
suit of weakness of the heart She was
born May 22nd, 1905 and at the time of
death had attained the age of fifteen
years. one month and four days. Fun
eral services were held Tuesday noon
at the Hoogeveen home and at one
o'clock from the Christian Reform
church at Prinsburg, Rev. ]. DeJonge
officiating. The deceased is mourned by
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs H. Hoogeveen
two brothers, William and Henry; four
sisters. Mrs c.. Leieboer, Mrs John
Strootman and Nellie and Clara-Ray-
mOnd News
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07

Mons. The paste-pot had been
licked clean. We threw him a copy
of the Literary Digest. This pre-
digested stuff we noticed is easier
on the cats stomach. Once he ate
half the editorial page of the Das-
sci Dispatch and would have died
had not the Office devil gotten him
to throw up by tickling his throat
with a feather. AS luck had it,
there was just one quill left in our
feather buster. -r1zrssEsEssssgs sEsssf..s s
But to RETURN % o1r nbsEy. -
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
LIN ERiCk

LIMERICK
I'm fond of peas,
I'm fond Of beans
And other homegrown trash,
like steWed fish
When mixed with green's,
But Oh you Corn Beef Hash!
Duluth News Tribune
I'm fond of beans
I'm fond of peas
And the odor of onions too.
like fried eggs
And the smell of cheese
But Oh you Cabbage Stew!
Me.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07

(Raymond News)
Mrs. G. Kramer returned to Bejou,
MIMI. Monday after a few days visit
with her mother Mrs. T. Meyer and
other relatives.
Mr.. and Mrs. B. E. Bruins returned
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
SALTWATER TWINE

Have received our supply Of
Saltwater Irvine. Come and get
your supply while it lasts.
Willmar Farmers Coop. Ele. Co.
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
Not Necessary

Not Necessary
Visitor (entering and lifting lis
haiti beg your pardon My
name is Smith.
Proprietor-"Never mind That
is a perfectly good name Just so
you don't spell it with a "y' and
final "e".
Willmar tribune. [volume] (Willmar, Minn.) 1895-1931, 1920-07-07
Country
Correspondence
litChfiold Items

(Pinchot Snuff Special Correspon-
dent to the IncubatOr)
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-04-28

turn the treaty, but they said it was
only their opinion, and that they had
no word from the President to lead
them to substantiate it.
The Democratic caucus met for only
two minutes. Senator Underwood was
elected to fiji the leadership vacancy
caused by the death of the late Sen
ator Thomas s. Martin, of Virginia,
by reclamation, and then the caucus
adjourned. Senator Smith of Georgia,
whose vote would have broken the tie
between Senator'S Underwood and
Hitchcock at the first leadership eau
Gus last January, was absent to-day.
After the election Senator Under
wood said it was probable that another
caucus would be called in the near
future, at which the Democratic Sen
ators would discuss their party policy
in the Senate. He said he had no plans
for going 20 the White House before
the caucus was held, and that he was
not announcing at present any policy
which the Democratic Senators might
follow
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-04-28
Charges Poland Plots
To Annex Upper Silesia
Breslau Newspaper Publishes
Alleged Orders for Organiza-
ton of False Labor Revolt
By William G.. Dreher
Special Cabi. TO The Tribune

SPECIAL Cable to The Tribune
Copyright. 1920. New York Tribune Ino.)
BERLIN, April 27-"Die Schlesische
Vo!kszeitung," Breslau Socialist
newspaper, to-day prints fac-simile
OF two orders issued by the General
Staff of the Polish army April 10 and
l6. marked strictly confidential"
Inc hrst alleged order, which was ad-
dressed to local commander at
beuthel, outlines a plan of campaign
TO annex Upper Silesia to Poland. This
must be accomplished by force, the or
der says. 1t gives directions for or
ganlzing conspiracy through willy
operations. and continues: For this
purpose German disturbances occur
ring in Upper Silesia must be pro-
noted in every instance. That no sus-
plcion may fall on us In the public
mind, it must be made to appear that
an uprising Of Polish labor unions
which will occur at the same time, is q
movement in sympathy with the Ger
mans. Then, at the proper time, the
Polish unions will turn against the
Germans and work toward our end"
The document then gives minute in
structions under eight headings for the
mobilization of the Polish forces. 1t
is directed that the commanders of the
Polish organizations wear uniforms of
French officers, "to give the public the
impression that the people Of Upper
Silesia have voluntarily joined the
Allies for the defense Of their coun-
try"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-04-28
Girl Crosses Ocean to
Marry and Changes Mind

Somewhere in America a lovelorn
swain is casting grief stricken thoughts
to the region Of the mid Atlantic and
brooding over the ticklencss of women.
His state of mind was caused by the
change that took place in the mind
Il Miss Violet l.. Cooper. comedy Eng
ilsh girl who came to this country as
cabin passenger on the Mauretania
last Thursday with the avowed in
tention of making the unidentified
swain her spouse. To-day Violet is
on her way back to mamma.
On her arrival here the following
officially recorded conversation took
place between Violet and the lmmi-
grafton officer at Ellis Island:
What was your purpose in coming
to this country"
II came with the intention of marry
ing an American soldier who was my
sweetheart in England during the war,
but on the ship I changed my mind
because I knew that could only like
HIM as a friend"
DID he invite you to Gomez"
Yes"
'What do you intend to do now"
II intend to go back home and settle
down in England"
You do not desire to land? ?"
mo-
So, there being no regulation in the
immigration laws to cover this unprec
edented situation, Violet was peg
mitted to follow the dictates of her
changing mind.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-04-28
Foreign Ministers
Have Conference ON
Adriatic Problem
Scialoia and Trumbitch to
Continue Farley Later;
Italian Towns Hail Mil.
lerand Enthusiastically

SAN RENO, April 27.-The question
of the Adriatic settlement between
Italy and Jugo Slavia was discussed at
4 meeting in Nice yesterday between
Vittoro Scialoia. the Italian Foreign
Minister. and Anton Trumbitch, For
egn Minister of Jugo Slavia.
When NJ. Trumbitch left Nice after
the two Foreign Ministers should meet
again soon at Stresa, on Lake Mag
giore.
The French and British delegations
to the Allied Supreme Council depart
ed for Paris to-day on special trains.
The British. who came to San Reno
with so members, had 100 on leaving,
40 of them having been telegraphed for
at various times Premier Nitti babe
farewell to the departing delegates.
VENTIMIGLIA, Italy, April 27.-Pre-
mier Mllerand was warmly greeted at
all the Italian railway stations on his
return journey to Paris to-day from
the sessions of the Allied Supreme
Council at San Reno. He received
particularly enthusiastic reception in
this frontier town. being compelled,
with Marshal Foch, to alight from the
special train carrying them homeward.
Replying to an address of welcome
by the French Consul, Premier Mile
rand expressed his happiness that
the ties binding the Allies had been
still further strengthened. He as
serted that the Allies would remain
perfectly united in peace as in war.
Marshal Foch reviewed procession
of French soldiers crippled by the war,
to whom he made a short address of
sympathy.
PARIS, April 81 Premier Millerand
will probably speak in the Chamber of
Deputies on Thursday and give an out
line of the results of the San Reno
conference. Newspapers here are en-
thusiasti over what are considered
the excellent results of the meeting,
and praise the French Premier for the
policy pursued there.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-04-28
Col. Roosevelt FAVORED
League, Says Oscar Straus
Asserts That Senator johnson
Does Not Represent the
Eie7Es Of Former President

Oscar S. Straus, Progressive candi-
date for Governor Of New York in 1912.
in telegram to the San Francisco
Chronicle, says the late Colonel Roosc-
welt favored League of Nations. For
that reason he contends that Senator
Johnson, in opposing the League of
Nations, does not represent Theodore
Roosevclt's views. Mr.. Straus says in
his telegram:
81 understand the supporters of
Hiram Johnson claim that in his oppo-
stion to the League OF Nations, with
the Lodge Reservations or in any form,
that johnson represents the position
and ideals of Theodore Roosevelt.
Permit me for the information of the
people of California and in justice to
Roosevelt to say that any such claim
is without foundation. The fact is that
Roosevelt was not only in favor of
League of Nations, but was the first
among the worlds foremost statesmen
in our generation who advocated
strong League of Nations or League of
Peace. In his Nobel Prize address in
Christiana, May 5, 1910, he said:
1T would be master stroke if
those Great Powers honestly bent on
peace should form q League of Peace
not only to keep the peace among
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-04-28
Several Irish Hunger
Strikers Gain Release
Sinn' Fem Transfers Field of
Organized Demonstrations to
Norwood Scrubs, England
By Arthur S. Draper
From The Tribune's Washington Bureau

From The Tribune's Washington Bureau
Copyright. 1920. New York Tribune Inc.
LONDON, April 81. = The Irish
battlefront" has been transferred tenn
porarily to England by the activities
Of the Sim Fem hunger strikers
among the prisoners in Norwood
Scrubs Jail and their sympathizers.
Scenes comparable to. although or a
smaller scale than those enacted at
MountJoy prison in Dublin fortnight
ago, are witnessed nightly now at
Norwood Scrubhs, when organized
demonstrators surround the prison and
cheer the strikers.
Several of the ia prisoners were re-
leased to-day as a result Of the strike,
although It is pointed out that these
men were being treated as political
prisoners with all privileges and had
nothing to complain of except that they
were being detained without trial.
Two Of the Sim Fein's most power
full weapons going on hunger strike
and making public demonstrations are
again being employed to embarrass the
government, and it is believed gener-
ally here that under the circumstances
all the striking prisoners will be re-
leased
The demonstrations before the prison
have not been Spontaneous, but were
carefully organized by the London
leaders Of the Irish Self Determination
League.
The House Of Commons has shown
little disposition to debate the Irish
question. and even after Lord Robert
Cecil had forced the issue in the House
of Commons last night by declaring
the present anarchy would bring a re-
public the issue sputtered and went
out. The government is anxious to
have Irish affairs kept out Of the lime
light at present. in order that it may
have an opportunity to introduce some
of its proposed conciiatory measures.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-04-28

themselves. but to prevent by force if
necessary its being broken by others
when the League to Enforce Peace
was formed at first he did not approve
it, believing it's proposal for the use
of force was not sufficiently effective.
subsequently before his last illness,
when the amended provisions were ex-
planned to him, he approved of the
League and SO said to me, and also if
| mistake not so said to Mr.. Taft. On
December Fl, 1918, sought his advice
regarding my going to Paris as Euro
pean chairman of the league, for the
purpose of advocating a League of ma
tions. He emphatically advised me
to 60. The foregoing facts, I feel,
Justify me in saying that he would have
approved strong League of Nations
with power to enforce its decisions and
that Johnson's violent opposition to
league iii any form does not represent
the views Of the visioned and immortal
Roosevelt.
OSCAR S. STRAUSS"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-04-28
Mild Senators
Hope to Revive
Peace Treaty
CONTINUED from page onc)

the Foreign Relations Committee pro-
vides for establishing peace only with
Germany. The committee has not de-
cided, he said, whether the resolution
shall apply also to Austria, or whether
to report second resolution for peace
with that country.
The new Knox resolution. which will
be reported as substitute for the
Porter resolution recently passed by
the House, the resolution introduced
in the Senate last fall by Senator Knox,
by Senator McCumber, contains the
following provisions:
Repeats the declaration of war
against Germany and adopts the lam
guage of the House resolution restor-
ing the status quo ante belum.
Requests the President to open
negotiations with Germany to restore
friendly relations and commercial in
tercoursc.
Alien Property in Pawn
Protects the claims of American ma
tionals against Germany by tying up
the money and property seized during
the war by the Alien Property Gus
todlan or other agents of the govern
ment until all claims of American ma
tionals have been satisfied.
Retains to the United States all the
advantages and rights obtained under
the armistice and the Versailles treaty
until proper arrangements have been
made with Germany.
Repeats wartime legislation. re-
tanning tho language of the House
resolution in this provision.
Senator Hitchcock, Of Nebraska. act
ing leader of the Democratic forces in
the Senate. was elected vice chairman
Of the Democratic caucus to -day and
will continue to lead the Democrats
in future struggles in the Senate over
the treaty and the peace resolution.
Both Senator Underwood and Sem
ator Hitchcock said after the caucus
that they did not believe any one ex-
cept President Wilson himself knew
what the Presidents plans are with
regard to the treaty.
Asked about reports that the Pres-
dent intends to resubmit the treaty be-
fore the national political conventions
are held, Senator Underwood said: 81
don't think anybody knows what his
plans are"
~ don't think any one knows ex-
cept the President himself" said SEN
ator Hitchcock. "No one has any posi-
tive information"
Both Senator Underwood and Sena-
tor Hitchcock expressed the personal
opinion that the President would re-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-04-28
Allies to Let Germany
Close s'HOle in West
Action Promises to End Illicit
Importation of Luxuries
Over the Frontier
Special Gable to The Tribune


Copyright. 1920. New York Tribune Inc.
BERLIN. April 27.-Thc Berlin
"Tageblatt" says to-day that the Allied
Rhineland Commission has sanctioned
German ordinance to close the "hole
in the West'.the name given to the
frontier along the Rhine, through
which great quantities of merchandise
are being brought into the country
without having to pass German Gus
toms officials.
An ordinance to check the traffic has
already been drawn up. 1t threatens
with fines and Imprisonment those
persons who import goods without a
permit and provides for confiscation
Of such goods without Naturalization
for the owner.
The reported action of the> commits
sion in approving this proposed legs-
lation restores to the German people
full control over the western frontier
OF the country and enables the govern
ment to prevent the importation of
certain kinds of goods, particularly
Injuries, which the government re-
CARDS as unnecessary and tending to
injure the general welfare of the coun-
try.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-04-28
Doctors Threaten Strike
Demands Made i'm Madrid: $50
Walk Out in Milan

MADRID. April 27.The doctors at
tached to the Workers. Mutual Aid So
ciety connected with the Socialist head :
quarters threaten to strike unless
granted a salary Of 800 pesetas month
ly instead of 222, which they have been
receiving. The society has offered them
200 pesetas, but the offer has been de-
clined.
ROME, April 27-A new strike was
begun and extended throughout Milan
PROVINCE to-day. 1t is reported $50 doc
tors, $50 secretaries, 1000 embalmers
$50 midwives, 80 veterinarians and 5000
workers in other lines have struck.
Gas, electric and water services have
been interrupted and no funerals can
be held.
Work was resumed to-day in Turin.
Pavia, Milan and Alessandria, where
strikes have been in progress for
some time.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-04-28
800 Killed in Guatemala
Adherents of Deposed Presiden,
Slain in Homes DURING Revolt

SAN SALVADOR, Salvador, April 81.
Men, women and children to the num-
Der of eight hundred were killed in the
recent fighting in Guatemala City during
the revolt which resulted in the over
throw of President Cabrera, according
to advices received here from Guatemala.
Numerous adherents of Cabrera were
killed in their own homes, the advices
say.
Demands are being made that Ca
brera, who is now prisoner, be placed
on trial. Large numbers of Guatema-
lans who fed from the country are re-
turning and are being received with
much enthusiasm.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-04-28
limitation to Allied
Council Cheers Berlin

BERLIN. April 27.-The news that
the German Chancellor has been in
vited to attend the Allied conference
at Spa is hailed joyfully by the "Tage-
blatt" as "the first definite sign of a
change from the Paris militaristic
policy
"Vorwaerts," commenting on it, says
1T is the first step on the road toward
& state of true peace in Europe, but
a satisfactory issue is possible only if
the German ship of state is held to
true democratic course"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-04-28
u. S. Commission on Canadian
Pulp Wood Urged at Hearino

WASHINGTON, April 27-Creation
Of commission 10 confer with Canada
relative to restrictive orders on the
expectation of pulp wood to the United
States was urged to-day before the
House Foreign Affairs Committee by
A. J. Baldwin, of New York, repre-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-04-28

senting the National Publishers A.
ISOLATION. as
Such a commission. he said, wou,d
aid materially in solving a delicsta
situation and would serve until ner'
manent treaty provisions could he
made. "e
Chairman Porter announced the Sen
ate resolution providing for appoint.
men' OF the commission Soon would hs
reported TO the House. ~
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-04-28
German Rul,r General Ou;ts

PARIS, April 27.-Gcneral Won
Waiter, commander of German gov
eminent troops in the Ruhr district
during recent Communist disorders
there, has resigned, and his resigna-
ton has been accepted, according to
advices from Berlin
Arizona republican., 1920-12-28
GOLFERS ENJOY
 Z BIG DAYS AT
 COUNTRY CLUB

Phoenix golf enthusiasts enjoyed a two day celebration at the new Coun- try club course Saturday and Sunday. The weather conditions were ideal for the game and some very good scores were turned in. Dr. G. E. Goodrich had low gross with very good S1, and T. K. Dunbar had S5.
 Other scores were:
 H. J. Jessop, three rounds of steady golf, S9-16. 73: S9-16, 73; 9O-16. "A.
 T. Dunbar, two rounds, 91-20, 71; 93- 20, 73.
 T. K. Dunbar, two rounds. s514, Il; 91-14. 77.
 G. E. Goodrich, S1-9, 72.
 E. E. Thornton, 96-22. "A.
 G. N. Dernier, 98-22, 76.
 H. H. Stone. S6-9, TT; 90-9, S1
 l.. A. Chalmers, 92-16, 76.
 M. R. Murray, 103-2S, 75.
 The prizewinners in the Christmas day rounds was Dr. H. J. Jessop, low, with 73.
 Sunday, T. Dunbar was low with 36 holes. 71 and 73. T. L. Dunbar one up on par with 7S Sunday afternoon.
Arizona republican., 1920-12-28
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Arizona republican., 1920-12-28

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