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Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
SEEN ON THE SIDE
III Had . Million.
ny HENRY EDWARD WARMER

II Had 4 Million.
II had q million dollars in cash
Or half a quarter OF that.
I know just where / would shed my shoes
And where would hang my hat!
L know just what would do with 1t,
And know precisely how . 1.
I'd 1.-Two just where 1 am living today
And do what I'm doing now.
With million. there isn't a thing I'd crave
That could add to contentment, for
Am here by river and own the Earth
And the whole of summer sky!
And there isn't flower that blooms today
AS far my eye see,
And there isn't the song OF a bird hear
That doesn't belong to me.
For the Lord is good. and He made mo rich
The things that fly, that walk. that SWIM
That spring from the fertile ground
And I've only to use the eyes that He gave
With II heart that understand.
And own all the sky, and l own the sea-,
And own all the fertile land.
And the world is mine! And the Joy
thereof
Is thing that own. say!
And wouldn't trade that for 4 golden Jail
IL 'iwere handed to me today!
II had a million dollars in cash.
There isn't thing II could buy
To add to the JOY OF my big Outdoors
And the blue of my smiling sky!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
RESTORATION OF PALESTINE
GIVES VATICAN ANXIETY
Pope Would Not Consent to Sub,,r,
ton OF Any People by Returning
Hebrews
TBy Associated Press. ]

ny Associated Prcss.I
ROME. June 19.--Anxicty regard
,ns the question of Zionism is fell in
hatcan circles, according to reports
mere. The Osservatorc Romano or.
gan or the Holy See. states the Vati-
can is able to accept without loo
great apprehension the rc-establish.
In Palestine, but would consider in
tolerabie any subjugation by the
jews or other races and religions al
ready established there.
.. The Holy See" tho paper says.
would exert all its influence aroins;
such course
Sir Herbert Samuel, British high
commissioner for Palestine, will nr.
rive here shortly. and hope is cx-
standing on the question with Tho
Vatican. '
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
Riynl for Cnpnblnnca.

LONDON, June 19.--European chess
players predict that Capablanca is
about 10 hc put In tho shade by an
Infant phenomenon named Samuel
Rzeschewski. eight years old, who
has beaten twenty Of the finest Paris
players simultaneously. Since he he
gan to make his public appearances
at tho age Of six, Sam has won hun
dreds OF games in Poland and Berlin.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

S Mrs. Frederick Tail, chairman OF tho f.
nance committee OF the Illinois Democratic
sWoman's Committee, having reached the
conclusion from her researches that the
donkey emblem was wished on the Demo-
cratic party Just after the War Between the
States. is taking thousands Of little silver
gToosters to the San Francisco convention
IN an effort to have the rooster substitute
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
ALLOCATES COAL SHIPS
Shipping Hoard Arrnngrx 10 UelIeyc
Shortage I'm New England


WASHINGTON. June l9.-To re-
licvc the coal shortage in New Eng
land. the Shipping Board is arrang-
ing to allocate sufficient vessels to
carry from 100000 ~ COO. 900 tons % (
coal month to that section from
Hampton Roads. Baltimore and
philadelphia, Chairman Benson said.
La Dor difficulties at the various ports
were not expected to interfere with
the coal movement
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

HAVANA June 1o.-Losses esti-
mated nj Sl.2Oo.000 were caused by n
fire which destroyed the plant OF the
Santiago Electric Light. Railway and
Power Co. early yesterday. according
TO dispatch from that city. Virtu-
ally all the rolling stock and clectri-
cal supplies of the company were
burned.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

That committee OF the women's bureau
OF the Democratic National Committee which
Is going 10 the San Francisco convention TO
try to force into the platform fifteen planks
the women have agreed upon. from the ma
ture OF these pianks, evidently think they
are going to IA Socialist convention.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

Postmaster-Gcneral Bureson has dis
missed an employee who criticized tho adj
ministration Of the department. II he in
tends to exclude from the service all Amer
leans who criticize it, he will have to rely
entirely on infants of such tender years and
limited information as 10 be incapable of
conversation.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
Regular Western STUFF.

For movie scenario to put a regular local
touch into the thing. Prominent Citizens
rushes into court:
II wanta warrant for the Sheriff."
shot at a lot of US fellows that's what he
done."
What were you doing"
"Notlhn' at all. We was all peaccablc. just
tak!n Greaser out O. jail Z lynch i'm, that's
ALL"
Judge Issues tho warrant, saying:
This disorderly conduct by county officials
las got to stop"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
RESERVE AvIATORS MAY
TRAIN AT ARMY FIELDS
hirdmcn Holding Commissions VIII
DC Permitted to Continue Fly-
ing Lessons.

WASHINGTON. June 1a.-oualifed
ariators holding commissions in the
officers reserve corps will bc nor
mitted to continue their training Mt
selected army fields. tho War Depart
ment announced today. Euuipmen,
will be furnished by the military au-
thorities. The purpose, 1t was said.
Is TO assist qualified flyers in keepins
Themselves in training against a pos
siblc emergency.
Fields designated for the use OF
reserve flyers were:
Kelly Field, San Antonio: Langley
Field. Hampton. Va: March Field.
Riverside: Mather Field, Sacramento;
Mitchell Field. Mincoia; Post Field,
Fort Sill, and Boiling Field, Wash
ington.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
CREATES CHEMISTRY CHAIR
Roanoke College Cal. Harry r..
johnson. of a. ~ =. Col
lego, Raleigh.
[Ry Associated prnss-I

SALEM. VA, June l9-Creation of
a chair in chemistry and the calling
TO IT OF DR.. Harry II. johnson. OF the
y. N +. College, Raleigh, was an
n"unced today by the trustees OF
Roanoke College
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
ENTERTAIN INHABITANTS
Of DEVASTATED DISTRICTS
Two American Women Operate Tray
cling Picture show Under
ltcu Cross tusuIc.s

PARIS. June lo.-'ro relieve the
inono;onons evenings OF the inhabi-
tnnts who h.,rc returned to the de-
rasta:cd regions in Northern France.
the jan Tor Rcd Cross OF America has
provided travelling moving picture
snow operated by Two American
women.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

Women in divorce cases before a Judge
at Springfield Ohio, appeared clothed in so
little beyond their own &onsc,its innoccncy
as to evoke stern w&rnlig- from the bench
that they must get more on or get out
Mayhap they went hoping that, reports to
the contrary, justice really wasn't blind,
after all.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

Judging from good deal OF the political
talk we see, the only really decent citizens
and trustworthy friends this country has
left are those citizens who never have in
vested a dollar in anything. since the saloons
closed, and are consistent in the habit OF
spending more than they earn.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

In view of other wheel Journeys he has
made, and the delivery of bicycle at the
White House. it may be assumed that Mr.
Wilson contemplates this method of loco
motion for triumphal tour of the world
after next March 4.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
MORE "FLU" IN JAPAN
Island Empire Has Hnd Total of e.
1885, W Cnses md 10000
Deaths,

TOKYO, June 19.-The influenza
epidemic has again appeared in Jap
an and Is spreading throughout tho
The total number of cases
since the mnlady first broke out last
year has, reached 2.2S5.000. Of which
10000 persons died.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

Honesty was one OF the cardinal
virtues
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
Picked Up Mt Random.

The hsst man who used a fountain pen must
also have invented the bath tub.
Murder has been right regular among the
news items since all the nations Endorsed it,
Millions for booze, but not one cent for nor
terhouse!
Maybe the second story man doesn't want
to dirty up the hall steps.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

There is every reason to believe that IL
few hundred thousand dollars had been
bid for the Republican vice presidential
nomination, it would have been knocked
down to the bidder.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

While he did not resort to the extreme
measure of n strike, Mr.. Gompers did pro-
test against the raise OF salary that the a.
r. OF l.. forced upon him. However this
is not likely to serve as n precedent in
future wage adjustments OF organized labor
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
Reminder,

In the middle Of June constrained to
think OF Thanksgiving. Christmas, New Years
and Washington's Birthday
Why?
Because today the coal man notified US that
he had dumped fourteen tons in our bin for
next winter, and wants his money!
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

th'rd-party ticket never has been af-
hrmatiVely successful at the polls but. ius;
as the Progrcssiycs defeated Mr. TAN IN
1912. the combination Of radicals and the
dissatisfied elements may defeat MIR Hard
ing in 1920. There is every indication now
that on July 0 there will be born an or
sganization destined. not to party greatness,
but to be an aggressive fighting force en-
bodying the popular disgust over the boss
ridden Chicago convention and the boss
dictated platform.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

Or. a L. Logan, addressing the Allied
medical Association of America, in convcn-
tion at New York announced the possi-
bility of the race Of man attaining The age
of 1000 years through proper care and
dieting. He advocated methods Of life
similar to those followed by old Testament
characters Impossible. doctor. In those
days they drank strong drink and had plural
wives. The present age accepts the teach
sings OF the Bible. but with many inter
pretauve reservations
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
IIoorny.

Mrs. Paramong leaped with JOY.
"Oh. John! And 20 think that you now have
100000! Now we can have some oc tho
luxuries. can't we?"
Can We! should say! I'm going TO order
a suit OF clothes today. and you can hustle
right down In the limousine and buy five
pounds of sugar and three tons OF COAL"
Showing. Gentle Reader. that even tho mod
catly wealthy be happy.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

Probably there will be no expressed COM
plant against the rule of the Y W. e. A.
that women over thirty are not to be re-
5garded as young, and are not TO live in the
associations new Rockefeller Hotel, New
y DIRK Who can claim knowledge of a
woman over thirty who has not son with
irrepressible. undcniablo and obvious
whiskers?
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

REPORTS of alarming increase in the use
OF drugs IN the wet town OF London seem
10 take some of the s,ufting out of the argu-
iheht mat a similar tendency in this coun-
try is due TO prohibition.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

Chicago lost 1S3,6l5 of its enumerated
population in transmission of the figures
to Washington. Likely the Census De-
partment deducted this number as being
transient convention population
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
whats the Difference.

To the Editor of The Times Dispatch:
Sir.--What IS the difference between the
man who votes for DcbS and he who votes for
Harding? One votes for candidate the
guards watch. and the other for n candidate
whom the tOd) Guard mndc. One is guarded
and tho other is guard made. y. Is. c.
Richmond. Va, June 10 1920,
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
Voice of the People

Letters must give the name md rddress of
the writer. Mime will not be published II
writer requests.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

The lilies OF the field toll not, nei;he- Il,
they spin; yet solomon in all his glory never
eaNied them, because In Solomon's day i, ono
piece draped suit was sufficient, and the unions
had not started working piecework on pants
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

the donkey as the true party emblem. Since
the Democratic hens have been placed on
growing equality with the roostcrs, why not
make u hen tho emblem?
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

Reduction OF wholesale prices of shoes
by Chicago dealers is an effort to relieve
the consumer which thus far seems boot
less.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
Moderated.

Trading horses Is good business II you've
got the right horse.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

Thus far the one practical developmen
or the reform movement advertised "a oc
cur III Mexico is the expulsion of Jack John
son. '''
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20

Entircly appropriate that so many toS.s
are all torn up by the rents.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
TO RAE MUSEUM
Art Gallery of Columbian Exposition
VIII be Wrecked tn Make Way
Tennis {'nmrfx

CHICAGO. June l9.-The Old Field
museum in Jackson Park. originally
the Art Gallery of the Worlds Co
lumbar Exposition. and one OF the
last remaining relics of the 1898 fair,
Will be wrecked. IL was announced
today. Tennis courts will be laid
out on the ground IL occupies.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-06-20
Charcoal Eph. Daily rbourh,.

Feedin folks desc hyar days am suttinly
a strain on hospitality" said Charcoal Eph.
rumnat!vely, but even so. don't yo'all cit
lot o FUN out O. watchin' dem eat? Try a
sandwich. Mistah Jackson"
With this state OF affairs in full force. a
fellow can begin TO understand how Tennyson
felt about people moaning on tho bar"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26
France Seeks MaurItlus.

There is movement In France to
ask Great Britain for the return of
Maurltus, the Beloved Isle of France,
which was lost in 1910. 1t is contend
cd that, In spite of being under Brit
ish rule for over hundred years the
island is stin essentially French, and
that the people desire union with
their mother country.
Great Britain has no particular rea-
son for keeping the island, says the
Newcastle Chronicle. 1t has no stra-
tegic or economic Importance, nor has
1t any sentimental associations, so far
as Great Britain is concerned. For the
French, on the other hund, 1t is the
place to which many of their mobiles
emigrated, and is the island which
Dernardn St. Pierre immortallzed in
his idyl, Paul and Virginia"
The islanders gave proof of thell
feeling for France by sending many
of their sons to fight in the French
army.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26

How about the llght-brown sugar of
noyhood days? Thrifty housewives
may have bought Il because II was
cheaper than the ultimately refined
white sugar, but it was not always
consumed, we Will say because we
know, for that reason. says New York
Sun. 1t was spread ON In spoonfula
over buckwheat cakes, over deep sau-
GERS filled with whole grain homlny,
over cornmeal. over layers OF griddle
cnkes. full griddle size. with plenty of
butter TO enrich the luscious tower.
And when boys came home after a
halliday In the lake. the pond, the old
swimming hole. after an all-day nut
ting excursion, best Of all then was
q thick slice of fresh-hot on red-let-
ter days-hone-baked bread well
bnttered and then thickly topped with
n feast of brown sugar. 10 be repeated
until the partaker felt his buttons.
Who wanted lamb chops with creamed
potatoes, pork tenderloin with apple
sauce, after that perfect repast?
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26
MEMBER OF, ASSOCIATED PRES.
MONDAY. JANUARY 20, 1920.
FARMER AND FOREIGN TRADE.

Consider middle-western farmer.
He may wonder why all this pother
about foreign trade and merchant
marine. AS matter OF fact, the daily
activities of the Antipodes have come
very close home to him, observes
writer in Imprint. His boy who felled
the oak in the wood lot sends the
slaves TO Argentina and France; in
return. Patagonian wool furnishes
him with a new suit of clothes and
Limoges gives his mother her best
piece of china. The father himself
grumhing about the price he pays for
a gallon of good varnish is meeting the
cost Of troubles with the native New
Zealanders who dig kaurl gum from
the earth. The price his wife pays
for currants has part in the gov
ernmental affairs Of Greece. The glass
beads with which his children play
were made In Venice. The carpet on
the parlor floor came al high price
because bandits in western China cut
Off the supply Of sun-dried wool. And
what of the linoleum on the kitchen
floor? American ingenuity had com.
bined linseed from Argentina, cork
from Spain and jute from the Philip.
pines. Even the canned fruit on thu
supper table was possible because o.
tin. mined by poems In Bolivia, or by
coolies on the Malay peninsula.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26

tight in the OrpheuS club. nj camp.
fire gathering wls humorouSly de-
scrlbing his troubles at Pennsylvania
coal mine which he was seeking to put
on paying basis.
The miners were getting out coal
two days 4 wcek-the other i've days
were devoted to chrlstcnings,
For every christening the whole
nelghborhood took day TO prepare
q day to celebrate and a day TO re
cover.
Finally the problem was solved by
hiring brass band, arranging pa
rade and having all the chrlstenings
take place on the same magnificent,
uproarious. welkinringlng day.
Who says business man has no
need for the creative imagination p
Philadelphia PUBLIC Ledger.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26

During the world war, American ex-
ports of milk products increased con-
slderably more than threefold. In
1914, 100000 pounds of milk lefi
the United States. In 1919. the total
was 2,55oo00.000 1t was not raw milk,
of course, but for the sake of com
parison, the United States department
of agriculture has reduced the fig
ures to pounds of milk. Butter and
cheese constituted the two items max
ing up the total in 1914. In 1919. there
was big added item of condensed
mIlk--something more than half the
total.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26
BAD BREATH
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets Get
at the Cause and Remove 1t

DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets, the
substitute for calomel, act gently on the
bowels and positively do the work.
People afflicted with bad breath find
quick relief through taking them.
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets are a
vegetable compound mixed with olive
oil. They act gently hut firmly on the
bowels and liver, stimulating them to
natural action, clearing the blood, and
purifying the entire system. They do
that which calonel does, without any of
the bad after effects. Take one or two
every night for week and note the
pleasing effect, l0c and Csc box.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26

Germany is asking permission to re.
COW France and Belgium by buying
10000 cows in the United States in.
stead OF taking the animals from their
own herds. If Germany wants to test
the profteering spirit OF the United
States. all right, says Houston Post.
We will make her take dry mongrel
superannuates and pay for them as If
they were Holstelns with their first
calves.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26
A PET Msrred.

Il hcar that the grocer discharged
you far siyind!ing him. rcnal%ef
slackindlf TO friend. "It's Il lie.r
said the laftcr. "iIc asked NE 10 pu'
lump OF cad under one of the scale,
md did 50 and then in few days
when he cxantned it he told me t,
ieaYe "Did you not fasten The LEAF
ell lruperlyT' asked Macil.ndle, "Ql
ceifanhs fastened it right enough.
WIS Tie rsply. "but 1t was under III
srous side Of The scale that / put It
and II weighed against liimseis~
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured

with LOCAL APPLICATIONS as they
cannot reach the seat of the di-ease.
Catarrh Is a local disease. greatly In.
fiuenced by constitutional conditions, and
in order 10 cure II you must take an
internal remedy. Halls Catarrh Medi-
cine is taken internally and acts thru
the blood on the mucous surfaces of the
system. Halls Catarrh Medicine was
prescribed by one OF the best physicians
in this country for years. 1t Is com
posed of some OF the best tonics known,
combined with some of the best blood
purifiers The perfect combination Of
the ingredients In Halls Catarrh Medi-
cine is what produces such wonderful
results In catarrhal conditions Send for
testimonials, free.
r. j. CHENEY & CO.. Props, Toledo,
All Druggists, 75c.
Halls Family Pills for constipation
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26

A Spanish countess complained to
the New York police that a trunk con
tanning $4,000 worth of clothes had
been filled with wood by thieves. who
took its contents. II they had filed
the trunk with coal It might have been
considered fair exchange.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26

The high silk hat has returned to
favor in London now tile war Is over
Sye are told. AS the Australian sol
'llers snld when they returned home
10 find strikes on every hand: "If th.s
he peace, let us return TO war"
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26

Another reason the Japanese can get
along with less earnings than Ameri.
cans is that the Japs have had their
present fashions In women's attire for
$500 years. The white people OF the
world haven't that much sense.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26

The public Is growing more or less
weary Of tho Impatient employee who
cannot get along with his boss and the
'InscienilHc boss who cannot get along
with his help.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26

The people of the United States are
not going to be quite happy until they
are reliably informed that large ship
has started from this country loaded
down with alien agitators. AS TO the
seaworthy qualities of the ship they
are not gravely concerned.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26

This is a hard world for cafe pro-
prietors, those In Paris being com
PEELED to close at midnight to save
coal and those In New York being
compelled to close for good to save
money.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26
Old Ace Endowments

purchased by men still young are
Just the best kind of contracts to give
safely sly ngs and ultimate income
service Ask men of sixty or over If
we are right Consult u.s. Nationa
Life ms Co. (Mutua) ! Earle S.
Kinsley, General Agent Mead Build
ing. Rutland, vt Adv.
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26

You can never tell by the patches on
the seat of farmers pants how many
bushels of corn he will make to the
acre. The wife who patches the pants
may be rafting good field hand
The Bennington evening banner. (Bennington, Vt.) 19??-1961, 1920-01-26

They are now installing heaters in
automobiles. With that living com
fort a reality, there is no longer any
reason why the auto motto. God Bless
Our Car" should not become pop
ular accessory.