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Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29

SHE DYES HER OLD
GARMENTS LIKE NEW
Diamond Dyes" Make Faded,
Shabby Apparel SO Fresh
and Stylish

Don't worry about perfect results.
Use Diamond Dyes" guaranteed
to give new, rich, fadeless color
to any fabric, whether it be wool,
silk, linen, cotton or mixed goods,
dresses, blouses, stockings, skirts,
children's coats, feathers, draperies,
coverings.
The Direction Book with each
package tells SO plainly how to
diamond dye over any color that
you can not make a mistake.
To match any material, have
druggist show you Diamond Dye"
Color Card.
Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29
Alleged miracle Man,
Arrested for Vagrancy,
Is Discharged by Court

Burton Cooley, one-time boiler
maker, who claims title as The
Miracle Man" from his alleged psy-
Geological method of curing illness,
was discharged in Central police
court yesterday. He was arrested last
night on charge of vagrancy upon
complaint of County Attorney Shot
well. Complaining witnesses failed
to appear against Mr.. Cooley in po-
lice court today.
Mr.. Cooley explained his method
OF healing to Police Judge Foster.
Il work on the theory of the inner
man reacting upon the physical
properties of the outer man in each
being" the psychologist stated. Wy
discharged" retorted the Judge.
Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29
Arrested as Fugitive.

Clayton Spencer, "a years old, was
arrested at the Arcade hotel last
night, charged with being fugitive
from Justice, on warrant sworn
cut by Hanse Mortensen of Under
wood, la. Spencer, according to
police, is charged with having as
saulted a 2l-year-old girl and fled,
refusing to marry, her. He was
taken to Council Bluffs.
Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29
Edwin R. Sti|phen Dies
At Home After Iona Illness

Edwin r. Stilpen, 43 years of age,
died at his home, 1919 North Thirty
fifth street, yesterday after a long
illness. He was born in New York
City and came to Omaha % years
ago. For % years he was an ac-
countant employed by the Union
Pacific. He is survived by his wife,
Helen, and one son, Benjamin. Flu
neral services will be held in the
residence Monday, Rev. Carl Wor-
den officiating. Burial will be in
Forest Lawn cemetery.
Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29

files Of The Bee for February %
l9l6,-four short years ago. From
the middle of the page this adver-
tisement Knocked us:
$1.25 Cedar Brook whisky, quarts,
800.
SIPS Green River whisky. quarts,
$l.25 Hunter Rye whisky, quarts,
sc.
SIPS Apricot brandy, quarts, 7oc.
$3.50 Cognac brandy, quarts, 90c.
F. $l.W Rock and Rye, quarts, 79c.
Black and White Scotch whisky,
quarts, CSC.
Additions to History.
Much can happen in four years. 1t
is too much, too much!
But let us not be down-hearted,
friends. A brighter day may be COM
ing.
Someone has handed us list of
what Leap Years Extra Day Has
Added to History" Here are some
of the things:
"1S20-Missouri Compromise bill
passed by congress with clause
prohibiting the further introduction
of slaves" -. ..
What harm could introducing
slaves have, anyway How else
could person get acquainted with
slave
"lS2S-Evan Pugh, a blacksmith,
who became famous as an agricul-
tural chemist, born at East Noting
ham, Pa"
Never heard OF him.
"1836-GeneraI Gaines. with L. S.
troops attacked by Indians while
seeking to make ford at the With
lacoochee river, Florida"
Don't believe it! Fords weren't
invented then.
"1S60-Sardinian government re-
ferred the annexation of Tuscany
to vote of the people"
We never cared for sardines and
don't care what that government did
on February 90 or any other day.
Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29
Near East Relief Fund
Nears One-Third Mark

Near East relief subscriptions are
nearing the one third way mark, al
though the canvasslng has just
started No districts have reported
in full, but partial returns have been
gratifying, according to officials.
Checks are made payable to John e.
Wharton, treasurer Near East Re-
lief, 101 Bee building. The follow
ing results were announced last
night:
praviousIv acknonledpad ..... IA. 200
Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29

]. d. Weaver, Shar-B Ben sec
rotary, is worried over the prospec-
tive loss of his assistant, Mrs. Eliza
beth Graham, who has resigned her
position to take effect March | and
plans to go to California for a
lengthy vacation.
Mrs. Graham has had general
charge of the Office and books at
Ak-Sar-Ben headquarters for two
Wears
Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29
Victor RoseWater Returns
To Duties in WASHINGTON

Victor Rosewater has gone to
Washington to continue his work
as representative of the American
Newspaper Publishers association
in connection with pending postage
legislation.
Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29

fast in leap year as in any other
year.
Any other questions? If not, we
will proceed with the calculation OF
the demonstration.
Much has happened since last
February %. All. much, indeed.
This thought was brought home
to us personally in looking at the
Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29

took exactly 365 days to go round
the sun we wouldn't need this bust
ness of an extra day every foul
years. But it doesn't. And its
easier to adjust the calendar thar
the earth. Yes, indeed.
In ancient times, it didn't make
much difference. But when people
in apartment houses where they
pay rent, they had to fix UP the cal
endar.
Behold, a New Calendar.
Various attempts were made, and
finally Julius Caesar took hand
in it. He called in his secretary
one day and said:
"I'm tired of this monkey bust
ness. Now here l have jotted down
few notes about a new calendar.
Have it fixed up that way"
And we still use the calendar
that Caesar decreed that day in
ancient Rome.
But old Julius wasn't as smart
as he thought he was. He fixed the
calendar up at 365 days with an
extra day thrown in every fourth
year, making it 365 Ia days per
year ON the average. That would be
sos days and six hours.
Ten Whole Days Lost.
But the old earth makes one trip
around the sun in 365 days, 5 hours.
4S minutes and 40 seconds. This is
II minutes and IA seconds less than
Julius had figured
And by 1882 A. D. this had
amounted to 10 days. Gregory XIII
Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29
Power Company Jumps to
Assistance of w. 0. w. Plant

The Nebraska Power Co.. accord
ing to Walter S. Byrne, pumped the
water from the basement of the
Woodman Of the World building
Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29
Arrested for Speeding.

After running several blocks at
the rate of 60 miles an hour. motor
cycle officers arrested James Cos
grove and two companions last
night on charge Of speeding.
Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29

was pope at that time and he sent
for John ]. Clavius, a well-known
astronomer
"John," he said. "do you know
that our calendar is 10 days behind
the SUM-"
I'll say it is, your holiness" re-
piled Clavius. "And would sug-
gest---"
Never mind what you would sug-
eest," interposed the pope sharply.
"I'll do the suggesting here. Do
you think | want your name to go
down in history in connection with
this thing'"
Five Becomes Fifteen.
"It's all right with me-" said Cla-
vius. Shoot"
"Well," said the pope. this is Oc-
tober S, according to the calendar.
Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29
Tale Of Ten Days Lost, Or
The Birth Of February 20;
Sad Is the History Thereof

Calendar Framed by julius Caesar Gets Much Needed
Revision by Pope Gregory XIII-Apartment
Dwellers Rejoice in One Days Rent Free-Spin-
sers Boast Of Sweet Sixteen Heartrending
Deeds Accomplished in Last -Four Years.
Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29

their husband, You remember the
lines of the poet:
There was young girl in the west.
Who proposed to the man she loved best.
But SO firmly she pressed I'm,
To make him say 'yes'm.
That she broke two cigars in his vest'
Omaha daily bee., 1920-02-29

Nelson Z. Pratt has moved his
office TO 1880 1st Natl Bank Bldg.--
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06
SOCIAL AND PERSONAL
Circle Girls Meet

The Young Ladies Circle, of the
First Christian church held their regu-
lar meeting Thursday evening at the
home of Mrs. Homer w Carpenter
with its President, Miss Carrie All
man as leader. The topic for the
evening was mountain schools and
during the business session it was
voted that the Circle contribute $50
toward the education Of some Young
girl, who desired to attend one Of
these schools. A splendid literary
program was given the duties BE-
ing assigned Misses Emma Dawson,
Georgia Kinser, Fiorrie Lane and
Anna Lee Parks. Miss Josephine Car
penter, a guest in The home ccntribut-
eel a vocal number, which was very
much enjoyed and special prayer, was
then offered on behalf of mountain
schools with Miss Pates as leader
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06
GLAD TO TESTIFY
Gays Watoga Lady, GAS To What
cardui Has Done For Eie, So
4. 10 :;eIp 0thers.'

Wefcga, w. Va.-Mrs. s. ". Caldwell,
d sfis town, says: when about IS years
d age. suffered greatly . Sometimes
gould go month or two, and had
terrible headache, hackache. and bearing
down pains. and would just drag and
aad no appetite. Then -. 1t would last
-. two weeks. and was so weakening
snd my health was awful.
My mother bought me a bottle oil
csrdui, and began to improve aits,
Hkirg the first bottle, SO kept ii up till !
Sok three =. gained, and was wet
md strong. and owe it ali 10 Cardui.
an married E-ow and nave : children
>. Have never had to have doctor 70.
scEsis trouble, and just resort 10 Cardui
4 l aeed tonic. am glad to testify to
what u has doae for me, so as 10 help
sthers."
u ycu are nervous or weak have head
sches, hackaches. or any of the other
dimenfs 80 common TO women, Why no;
bve Cardui trial2 Recommended by
Eeny physicians. In use owe. 40 years.
BeGsz taking Cardui today. II may
- sss vsry medicine you need.
NC.iN
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06

monial as every statement I nave
made is perfectly true. Mrs. ]. o.
ELMQUIsT, 1924 S. 10Th Street, Omaha,
Nebraska.
Women who suffer from those dis
tressing Ills peculiar to their sex should
be convinced by the many genuine and
truthful testimonials we are constantly
publishing in the newspapers Of the
ability Of LYDIA E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound 10 restore their health.
70 know whether Lydia E. Finkhan 9
Vegetable Compound will help you, t!y
it! For advice write to Lydia E. PM,
ham Medicine Co. (confidentiaD, Lvr
Mass. YOU letter will be opened. r.
and answered by d woman, g.. -
strict confidence. ..~.,E-
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06
TERRILIi

Miss Mary Ellen johnson spent
Monday with Miss Una Rogers.
Misses Margaret and Mary Alice
Kicger entertained number Of the
friends Saturday at their home South
Mil street, Lexington. Their guests
included Misses L. V. Bancller, Cath
crime Woolbright, Una Rogers, Mary
ard Willie Mae Johnson, and Messr5.
BuG Francis, Alfred White, Veinon
Burnam and Matt White. The hos
pitality was greatly enjoyed by ali
present.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06
CALVARY BAPTISTS MOVES TO
THEIR NEW BUILDING SUNDAY

Calvary Baptist church will hold the
first services in its new building OF
Sunday, March the 7th. This little
church was organized as branch Of
the first Babtist church by Rev. J. r.
REYNOLDS, in 1915. After Rev. Renolds
left Richmond, Rev. B. 2. Petty be-
came its first pastor, and the new
building was begun under his leader
ship. 1t is being completed under the
direction of its present pastor, Rev.
l.. A. Byrd. 49, f,'t &t,o -
The membership. Of this church, is
small, only 'abdat' , fifty in number
as they have had q long, hard stsfug-
gle I'M their effort ito build; but the.
have been faithful. Industrious anl
preserving under ltall circumstances
and,' at last, they are gaining the VIC
tory The people of ALL classes an
denominations haze bee4ikipd sym
pathetic and liberal in helping them
build; and f,thsys ntdfepIgsa appreciate
every act Of kirdnesss aa9t1 every con.
tributiona given; them by anyone. Som
have promised acQrtributions.~ rJhe5
they 81 are asaurcd-is the building
will t.be built! f14Such - person
can feel pcrfectiy,lsafe in rfying II
their subscliptionJnow = fer the build
ing is, to he. occupied now and tbs
plan is to keep the contract at WOE.
until the buildirg1is completed. The.
hope to dedicate. the building abou-
the middle Of the summer.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06
SATURDAY
DUSTIN FARNUM
"a MAN IN THE OPEN"
from months stay at Hot Springs,

from a months stay at Hot Springs,
Ark.
Mr.. Victor T. Vinson, Editor of
"Estill Tribune" is quite ill with in
fluenza.
Mr. Everett Warford has returned
from a visit to relatives in Estill
county.
Miss Anna Johnson, of Ravenna,
is the guest of her sister, Mrs. John
Turpin.
Miss Hattie Owings, of Mt. Ster-
ling, is the guest of Mrs. ]. NJ.
Poyntz.
Mrs. Nilsson P Gay, of Clark coun-
ty is visiting her sister, Mrs. A. K.
McCown.
Mrs. James Allen and son, have re-
turned to Irvine after a brief visit to
Richmond friends.
Thompson Bennett is spending sev-
cral weeks in Middlesboro with his
aunt, E&rs Helburn.
Miss Alma Rice is at home from
Boone county, where she has been
teaching this term.
Miss Bette Mccain Perry is at
home from Hamilton College, for the
weekend with her parents.
Rev. Hubert Benny, OF Waco, filled
his regular appointment at Cedar
Grove church last Sunday.
Numerous friends will regret to
know that Miss Catherine McCord is
III at her home in Winchester.
Mrs. S. Neville Moberley, of De
troit, Michigan, is the guest of Mrs
T A. Campbell on the Summit.
Mr.. and Mrs. S. F. Dawson, of Gin
cfnnati, are guests Of DR.. and Mrs
R. E. Million on West Main street.
Miss Margaret Azbill is at homo
from Waddy, KY, fer visit to hel
mother, Mrs. J. W. Azbill on Broad
wa2'.
Mr. Crit Frazier is seriously i'll Of
/ influenza in Houston, Tex.
was stated in a dispatch to his parent:
n.
Numerous FRIEND will regret tx
know that Mrs. J. NJ. Poyntz is ii
with a severe attack OF rheumatism il
her rooms. at the Glyndon Hotel.
Miss Laura Taylor, who has. beer
dangerously i'll at the home of Mrs
"A. T. Chenault is somewhat improved
her friends will be glad to know.
Prof. John Boothe has returned t.
his home at Middleburg, having spen
Il two weeks vacation with his par
anths, Prof and Mrs. l. IL. Boothe
Dr.. Anderson, a specialist from
Winchester was called here Thursda.
TO see Mrs. Fannie Taylor, the mothe
of Mr.. Morgan Taylor, whom friend
will regret to know is suffering iron
d cGnccr CT her hand.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06

Mrs. Joe Head spent Thursday in
Paris.
Mrs. A. Il. Denny spent Wednesday
in Lexington.
llr. Jonah Wagers is out after q
sevvra' days illness.
M. Rodes Terrill was visitor in
Winchester, Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Neville Todd have re-
turned from their bridal trip.
Mrs. Emmett Dickson, of Paris, is
visiting her sister, Mrs. Joe Head.
Eir. Samuel Phelps has returned
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06

twenty years Tor 1e-
male troubles and it
has helped me very
much. l have also
used Lydia E. Pink
hams S a ma tive
Wash with good re-
suits. | always have
a bottle of Vegetable
Compound i n t h e
house as it IS a good
remedy in time Of
need. Y Ga C a n
publish my tie S t !
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06
Ill Az Gibson IosDit2I

The many TRENDS Of MIS-:
Annie Jones will learn with re
greet Of her illness. She is being
treated at the Gibson Hospital
and reports received today were
that she was slightly improving.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06

Mr.. and Mrs. Jim Grimes were call
ed to Paint Lick last week on account
Of the death Of their daughter, Mrs.
Chas. Mullins, besides her parents
she is survived by her husband and
four small children we extend to the
bcreaved family out deepest SYM
pathy.
Misses Una Rogers, Mary and Will
lie Mae Johnson have just returned
to their home after a pleasant visit
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06

y POOR cup OF coffee often up!
sets the happiness OF a whole day.
On the 9TH hand, d steamine,
fragrant, rich, aromatic cup OF
coffee starts things out just right,
There's a lot Of cheer in a cup of
lockwood coffee. d. B. Kckin-
lie v& Company. 81 6
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06

Military discipline FOR city employees
has been adopted by the city com
mission Of Paducah. Leave Of alb
sence must be obtained before leaving
the city. Mayor Kattei john attempt
ed to have dismissed made the penalty
for going awoi, but deduction of pa!
was substituted.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06

% the Misses Margalet and Mary
Alice keiger in Lexington.
ar. Dave White has purchased I
new Dodge touring car.
Mrs. Robert Marshall spent Mon
day afternoon with Mrs. Hume John
sen.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06

PIANOS. player 50 pianos, Columbis
player rolls. musical instruments
sheet music. The L. c. ChIistis,
Co Everything pertaining to music
Moving, tuning, repairing and re
finishing pianos a specially. 205 20;
r. Main. LeA'VEIon. Ky. tn In
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06

There were about twenty-five of the
members present. At the conclusion
of the program a social hour was en-
ioyed and a tempting ice course was
served.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06

Burns received at an open graf
caused the de1thpof Viola Gilbert,
at the home Of her pareats IN Mont
gomery county i
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06
Entertained at Dinner

Mr.. and Mrs. r. E. Turley invited a
few friends to six o'clock dinner Fri
day evening to meet Major Robert
Turley and Mrs. Turley who have been
their guests the past two weeks a
most delicious menu was served the
following guests: Mrs. c. F. Higgins,
Mrs. C. W Godloe, Mrs. L. r. Blan-
ten, Mr.. and Mrs. I. t. Covington.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06

The following beautiful announce
meats have been received by relatives
and friends here.
Mr.. and Mrs. w. w. Adams an
2ounce the marriage Of their daughter
Catherine
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06
A real wild and woody western
picture, with a thrill, throb and
punch.
DEPENDED UPON
1T 20 YEARS
Lydia E. Pinkharn's Yege-
table Compound Has Been
This Won,an's Safeguard
ALI That Time.

Omaha, Neb.-'I have used Lydia E.
Pinkbam sVegetable Compound forever
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-03-06
Mr.. John Hurley

on February the twenty-eighth
Nineteen hundred and twenty
Jellico, Tennessee.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-06-17
WOULD MAKE AN EXCEPTION
Captured German Captain Decided
That on This Occasion He Would
Forget About Honor.

Among the letters from France that
have been printed In the Atlantic
Monthly there is to be found this en-
tertaining episode:
The code of the German officers is,
never to surrender; but of course they
cannot live up to ii. In a recent raid
a sergeant / know made a prisoner
Of a German captain who, as they
walked TO the rear, cursed his luck
in fluent French. saying that he was
caught unawares, that an officer never
surrendered, but fought to the end.
"Stop here, my captain, and let us
consider this" said the sergeant seri-
ously. ''There are several articles Of
your equipment to which my fancy
runs. That watch, for instance, those
leather puttees, and that fat purse
l saw you change to your hip pocket.
Perhaps | can oblige you and crafty
my within. Suppose you were suddenly
to run--a quick shot would save your
honor, and me the trouble of escorting
you to the rear And ] am an excel
lent shot, | assure YOU"
But the German was not interested.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-06-17
1ffchila An Farm. 2Ss Acres, buildings. stock.
fools, town 4 mi. mr.. state I'd, school. 4,000.
$4,000. Owner. Mark Kelly. Oxford. Mich.
IEEPS FLY PAPER IN PLACE
De.ice That Will Be Appreciated by
Anyone Who Has Sat on the
Accumulation.

A New Jersey man has invented a
device to keep fiy-paper In one position
and from being blown by the wind ON
to fathers favorite chair or mothers
most treasured lace curtains. 1t con-
sists Of a frame having grooves at each
end to permit the insertion Of the sheet
of f1y-paper. A narrow strip Of wood is
forced down into the groove over the
paper to hold 1t taut. At the lower
end of the frame three grooves are 10
Gated for taking care Of any variations
IN the lengths Of the fiy-paper.
When the fy-paper is in it's frame, 1t
may be placed up in any convenient
place, and will he SO conspicuous as to
be readily sec before being sat upon.
In addition to being useful as a holder
for ay-paper, the device a be used as
an acknowledgements or as a stretcher
for cloth or paper.-Popular Science
Monthly.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-06-17
Then She Kind Of Kicked.

and tied the knot around her neck.
1t didn't choke her or anything, but
just was tight or lay loose. And l
told her that she didn't want to be
choked she didn't want to die.
Kisses Him Good-By.
"She said she did she wanted me
to do it, and she threw both arms
around my neck and kissed me and
said good-by. She wanted me to pull
the handkerchiefs tight, and so | took
hold Of them and pulled them tight.
"She didn't kick any at first at all,
then she kind of kicked-just her feet
a little and it was only a few minutes
after that that | went across from the
edge of the porch to the sidewalk and
down to the creek and washed my
hands, and al officer stopped me, and
1 stood around there until the body
was taken down in the ambulance and
then / went down and got a sandwich
and a glass of milk and went on home"
Officials discredit the youths story.
They believe Best sought to overpower
the girl, fought with her. and finally
placed the knotted handkerchiefs about
her throat.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-06-17
WOMEN NEED SWAMP ROOT

Thousands of women have kidney ant
bladder trouble and never suspect it.
Womens' complaints often prove to b.
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in a healthy
condition, they may cause the other or
gans to become diseased.
Pain in the back. headache, loss of am.
bition, nervousness, are often times symp'
toms of kidney trouble.
Don't delay starting treatment. Dr.
Kilmer's Swamp-Root, q physicians pre-
scription, obtained at any drug store, may
be just the remedy needed to overcons
such conditions. =
Get a medium or large size bottle i'm
mediately from any drug store.
However, if you wish first to test thii
great preparation send ten cents to DR.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. z, for q
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-06-17
Some Joys Of the Metropolis,

Hunting for a home in New York
is more thrilling than any tale eve re.
lated by GabOrian, more improbable
than the adventures of Baron Nun
chausen, more daring than exploits
Of Arsene Lupin, as sordid as the nov.
els of Emile lola and as mysterious as
the dramas of Wilkie Collins. Just
now there is not an apartment to be
found in the whole of Manhattan. Ur
in the Bronx they r renting cellars
A skylight room in a ramshackle build.
ing up a dingy street draws $40 q
month. Some people have got to move
out of New York Or the darn thing is
going to bust.-Exchange.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-06-17
Applicants ApIenty.

The other day an Indianapolis high
school. teacher had a birthday. In some
way the children had discovered that
1t was coming and since she was very
popular many of them decided to give
her presents. One of her little fresh
man boys came in with a huge box of
candy. "Oh, Bob" she said, why l be-
lieve I'll have to kiss you for this"
Now right behind Bob was a Junior
boy much larger and more glib OF
tongue. So Immediately he spoke up
"Wai, a minute, Miss T. I've got you
q present, too"