davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Vorbote., 1920-07-28

1lgen olli irgeno cine 0crielbcn, ibr
Spicl Su icBcN. l(ebcrbollpt icicn Die
&crt0Iic in lcbtcn Sabre gena6t
mproen. ols bic 9llSiid)ten ocs Strrs
5cs pon Sopict- -HuBlo1b, burd Sol
hnf, Ienefin llnO guOcnith beOeu-
trro Jlltc gclreicu icicn.
ga MN. ober Sopiet- -9iuBlanb alle
NiCie einialell0en Erllppen Ocs So.
rismus 5eritort bot llRo, Den spoll1is
Ifen gillFoa abi6lagt, nit lolcher
@rilunlihfeit. Die oeripricht, lueniG
uon Ocm Niliuosfi 9(tcntrllcr iibrig
slt loiien, 10 herriht 9rpBc 9lcngit=
Iihfejt i'm &ricg$, ltorlnC= mo
,Ssh Banltc.
Wus lpcrhen sic StilnmQeber ia
acn, IrHru lie crfHnncn, Oab 1900
1SrodtmogeIl, lpeun nlld) Cltrop0lidicn
Stnlt@, uno Wiqioncn 9Sf!lu0 DOH
Gprneo Seef mo Oleomnrgarine
lm0 anOcrc 9}ohrllnas1nittel firr pol
niide Bombs e;nsetouidt plrben?
seit benz Gage, ols Ser @eionbte
5fronci5 pon Getrogrob telegro-
pbierte. Sic neuc 9olihcluifi .Hegies
RING lei ein Soltfcn 2<uoen. Der nid)t
mehr oIs 5lpei @ohen ousholte1
lniir6e. llnb icit ser Winiiter 9oniine
bicic 9cneihc benz @eIunotcr 9afb-
metoif seiotG, nit Oen &orifIoQ,
ooR or Iih lpciaerc, fir Sic Sopict-
rcGicrung 81 hatheln, hot bic onle-
rifoniidc Golitif qceeniibcr Sem So
uietreqimc Sen offenen alr5 bes
StolSes bcfolot. gefaracn Orrf ibre
eiaene Salifihcit. Ielperot lpciqert
iit oos Department, 5lt glalt6en, buB
Sppict- -HuBlanb nebr ols cinlge
Monotc bciteben fam lr1b beitGnOig
itronc,1 Die Nrneen bon Sopiet-
9iuBlonb, peItports gegen oic 5ulam.
mcnfollenoCn Mauern ser alliicrtcn
@aicncttc, ongcfcuert OurG Ben
8lau6cn on Sic rnioerinlc @rilOcr-
idoft unh ocn So5iullsnrlls.
Sebt muroe ser 8ann ge9en Sun
Oel nit Sonict=HrBlano geboben.
llnb mprQcn slnerfenmmg?
Sier lit ocr Stob @on05 - frlid)
ults ben S0n6cn bon TiliubSfi!
Vorbote., 1920-07-28
Picnic "" s Harms Grove " sn % s''

Serbannlungcn nit llta, ols &nn5elz
llol1en fllr lcinc urbcitcnbcn Waiien. "
"9oro Gur5un, Der Hlllslolosmllli-
tier, legt Die Serantlportlng mlf Die
Slga Der 9totioncn, in oeren 9tunlel
CT Den &orf6lag modt, abcr Eolel
trot III Die &ontppiitipn bieicr 2iga
cln, Eolcn, lneldes cincn 93nubfricg
gegen llns begunn."
"'slac 0titgliebcr Der 2iga, ipc5icQ
sSronfrcid, Gnglano uno 9lnlcrito,
lillo SanO in SonO nit einonoer &C.
blmOen i'll oieicm prpup5ierten &rie-
&c Nolcns acgelt &uBlmO uno Die
llfroine.
yllnlete S'ermelgcrllng Der ieinOs
li6en Gernlittllng bebeutct niht, OuB
mir llnlerc 8oltung gegq,ilber Eolcll
gcanocrt boben. aliosfou bat mcbr
ols cillmal 8ari6au SSrieocn nOrge-
ihlagen lnb penn Golen jest bireft
an ms oppelliert, bnnn ruerhe1 ulli
Gieie Dirt frieOlitc ScSie:lrngcn Sluj-
i6cn Rnblon6 uno Eolen hergeitgllt,
beiicr llnG bnltbarer. &enn bua pDi.
niihr @olf einen cbrliden SSricOelr
iilO cine ebrli6e @ren5e bobcn mill,
lnlo IN Ser Nericn pon !RuBlono einen
briioerlidjeil 9tnd}bor. oonn lit ea ii6
ti1. oaB boS polniichc Golf sizes ielbit
iIrri,T
Vorbote., 1920-07-28
gnflOInns OcS Slmitcr>amcr girus
Der brltten Snternatiuualc

True translation filed with the most.
master OF Chicago, July 90, 1920. as
required by the act OF Oct. 6. 1917.
G5riitionia, per Goit. = Cine Or.
tlorlng iibcr Sic 9lufl0iuno oes g(m.
lteroomer SiiroS ser oritten ;yl1tcr.
rationale, all beiien Spite i5cnrietta
Holono .SolIt, Touib @yNfoop unh
.. S. Rlttger5 ltono, luurbe bonn
Sefretoriut Der Sntcrnationolc IN
Wtosfol, pon NormcQiihen io5ioliiti.
lacn Trcb6iiro cnpfonacn.
gic @rfl0rtng iogt: vGoS giiro
lpuroe oltfNcIoit neil es cine Scfti
rerpoltif pcrioIgte, Die in Oppoiitipn
nit ocrjelligen ocS grefutipfontites
mar.
7ic GrfIGrlm9 ioqt meiter, bob
SSiibrcr 0eS %ilro$ ougeniheinlid in
Spmpotbic nit gcpiiIcu ocutiden
&onml,nlIten iuaren, sic periuf,t
hatten, iidl nit ben reoftionGrcn
SSllnfern ST. oerbinben in eitem
@eriudc, bie 9feaierung 5u itiir5en.
Cine @arnnna.
Berlin. - SSn cinen1 Seriudc, DC
lebbofte Igitation 81 brcden, luelds
BON Seip5ig olls fiir cine Woiien.
ot;s'ponocrlrng nod &ublono aus
qebt, parnt Die ~Hote i5obnc", ous
Organ Der beutihen &ommuniiten,
ici11e 2eier, ii6 Dor ben tpunoeruoaen
8iloern Der 2uitGnoe in gfublono, III
9ldt 5u nebmen lno erillnert ooron,
hoB oltf 6ent lebten fon,muniitiihen
aonareB entidieben tpltroe, oob Nus.
non0erlns III 3eiten ser gfeuolution
aleid fame nit Ser 9eiertieruua, a..
geitdts bes SeinSe7 :,
Vorbote., 1920-07-28
9Gann lpirD SDpiet> NuBlanD antrfannt?
sino pulmiidle Gapierscttel mcbr uert?

True translation filed with the post
master of Chicago, July %, 1920, IS
required by the act of Oct. s, 1871.
g8oibngion. HnI Stoutsumtc
Ihmiben iic 8lut, neil Sic Sopiets
arnlcen @oriGa1 nit elneln rlclle
9en, nlilitGriitien Ning llntgebeu, Der
;ebcn 9luQennlitf ienc Iappenoedei.
Efep.,tlit ser S.nlfer mle cite glcr.
id30It sr6rWIgh fam.
Mir - Niiuionen 9Ono@ OieIer
prluiIttcn Ncgieruna licaen I'M
Sd,1son1te Der Der. Staatcn, ipclhe
iijr 2ofcmctipen, irodtlpogen. $500
b>riclben, arobe stohrllngsporratc,
Iompifrohnen, S6!Ibc. Ncmehrc
!lip ane 9lrten OtlnlitloN. pcn Der
Decentralization beS 1rIc95onltcs
!n1o Ser 9lrmee -Sio.libotIons saon1s
niii;on all Sic @orid)aucr slbentcll'
rer oClicfcrt, III 3ahlllng genon1men
lrur0eN
Iieic Bombs i;nh nuf glltes Nup1cr
init flurcr ShlnorjC geOrllft !'no
inQtlr oli Der Trontleitc, oaB Die
ppl,liid,c Rcgicrlu1g am @noc uon
6 ,>uhrcn sic - Millloncn III SolO
bc,oblen niQ; in ser 3luiihen5elt
nil tic ) GroS. 3inicn bc6ohlen.
acnliit genlrg, lpllroe Der 9onOel
nint in @uihington ooer III @ar-
id,ou, ionocrn III Ioris ubgelhlol-
icn. Gr muroc nit elmer Trlpot9e-
ieaidnit ubqcidloiielt, pclde Die pol
niihen 0unOs Ills 3ahhlng gob. Sic
gSorpn lpluOcn ali HcQull!tlon Der
pplr1iidlen @cborDcn gcnluht.
IicIc % Milioncn iino in 5ipel
Scilc aeteilt. Sic 2iauloatlonss
@omm;iiion ucrfulitc an1crltor1l@c
9eohrlrngsnittel unN onOerc Worell,
ueld)c ithon in 6ranfreid moren, Tl'r
$50 100000.
Gic Decentralization oca &ricgs-
on,teS perfoufte Oonn Oenllelben
almocn, nit Sen lecren Solnen, fur
S16,0O0,OO0 mcrt Borcn, Die IN Den
Ser. Stootcn poren. Gic Shu1@-
bchoroe unb sic slrmcc benubtc Hcs
oirr1Iuosihiffc. I'm OicIc &arcl1
naf ConSig SIT bcforoern l'no erhlclt
@onos, pon oer polniithen Heglcs
rrlno. onItott borcs 8elo, Iiir olelen
Sos. llnO bos Iarlneamt per
folIitc ebcnfoGs etluas. 9lc polltls
jcheu milit0rii6en 9lberteitrer llno
nidt sic einSiacn, Die sebruftes 30
pieroclS fiir pirflihe aleiocr, Noh'
rlma 1mo Moihincrie einlpedleIll,
Git6enicn, 2itboucn unb 2ettlano but'
fen cbcniaIls oieielbe @rt pon 8lud'
ouf oiclc @ciic orongiert. Sogor ote
pcrid,tp,moenc Ukraine @egieruns
iid,crtc einen &ontraft, ubcr o,eler
,uuroe cnolid airiifaesogcn, Sa Die
! Si6crGcit ols iebr dneltclbaTt be-
trthtCt murbe.
Stantsbeanlte eeitonoen ci,t, OaB
nidt of oieie reinen Reaierltnsell
Don ocn sllliierten an aer rlliIii6cn
@rcn5c ctobliert, slncrfenlulng be.
lpilliat lpllrOe, abcr lie hebullptell
OoB Sie Ser. Stauten eilc vnormale
&erpflittlng" batten, gcsenitbcr nel1
nnidt bolidclpiitiide11" Nolterl
@llropas, Die es uoaitanblg redtfer'
Vorbote., 1920-07-28

in 6ieicr Staot -meigern iid ouf einen
2fufruf pon Ioleu, filr Ntltglleoer
ser Noticn in oieicm SonOc, noh
8olen 5uriit 5u febren, iinl gcgen Die
Sopict 9(rlrec 5l f0lnpfcn. llntcr
Sen @ulru uieier Stabt bcrridt 9roBe
Gntriiitlug iiber oen &ricg ge9cn Die
9lrbeiterregierlmq bon 9fuBlaro.
Vorbote., 1920-07-28
Nodl nidlts Scitimmtes.

True translation filed with the post
master of Chicago, July %, 1920, as
required by the act of Oct. 6, 1917.
2onoon t9. S5uli. - Sic 9lnt-
mort Der rriiiiden SopietrcQierl,ng
mrr0c bcllte nuf 2lono 8eorges
6rieccnsuoridlGhe bon Ntosfou De-
peidiert. gs lit obiolut nod nidts
ilber Ben Snbolt ser 9lntpOrt be-
fanrt. a.
glQe @criifte boriiber tGnncn oIs
refine Spcfni0tioncn be5eihnet ipers
oen. Gos eil1ai9e 9lnjeiten lit, Dob
9conio aroiiin, Sbcrbal,pt ser rlliii-
ihen &onbelshelesnticn, hcutc 9lbenh
O}osfon nerloIien 1pirh, unb bieS lGBt
perlluten, bab bic lntport Ser So
pietregierl,nq nidt eine totole Slbpei-
lung lit lmb oob Die rllIiiId1e Regie-
RING ernortet bie Gerhonollnger,
meter 5u filbren.
Vorbote., 1920-07-28


master of Chicago, July %, 1920, as
required by the act of Oct. 6, 1917.
Spnbon.- Eolen nlroc Der
Rat erteilt, Iih an Die rltiliiAc Souict
Mcgierllng 1ul einen @offcnitillitanO
5u penOcl1, lml Die Gbrli6feit Der Gr-
fI0ri;ng oericlbcn 81 prilIell, oaB
9illBlono bercit lit, nit Golcil Sric=
Den 5ll idlliebcn.
Gin 3eitllngstDrrciponbent meloeG
oll3 8oriholt:
9lllc militQriitlcn AomnliIlonell
mo Silf5orgulliioti0nen bcrcitcn lId)
nor, @oridou Sill perlaiien.
@iltigc SSro1cn muroen bcreits
fortaeididt llno anOcrc meroen ibncn
IN ben nadlten uaur Sturoen nod
foIgen. 9ieienigen, pelde nah Ole
fer 3eit bier iino, fOnnen blnncn
einer Stllnoe Nenn6rIdtlgllng SIC
ben. ba oQc ibrc &obieIigfeitcn &C.
poft iin0 lno ihr it!percs @epGd
hcreits uuf Dem SScge olls &ar'dloll
III.
9(merifoniihe Soilisgeiellihoitc!t
haben 9ialoItof 6ereit3 pcrlalicN Imo
bn5 Rote areu5 perlcgt helite elncl
Sell Icinc$ Sauptquartier5 BOY!
&orihol nah arofall, lpohin, mcltl
llotlucnoIg, oie gnn5C organization
5ctCn miro.
gSie itchf5 nit Semtidllano?
3eutidllono hot 10000 aerntrup.
pen Ser Heit$mcbr .uobilIiiert, 6!tn
3pefe, eincn! >8oIiheDiti.GinfoQ III
SitpreuBen ent9cgcn 5u treten.
IS heiBt. OnB man imItanbe lei.
oie ganje 8epGlferung in frrscr Set
ol,i, Sen Reierbeill5 -.ill notraiieresi.
ha tlaH qriuiG Ucflte6tc S2oFten,% ellts
'chljeKlitN 2irIi!!cr;e, 30bc.
1!e Eol'tg@!;: 1G!ANcn roploc allr
6it oltyreuB,id1a ;9rtnic 5!l .nO III
firri.t Gel: DerGen IRE &l0us cit
N.li!T .rtcrGN.
Im,t;d,NH0 .r..0 ieO0G bie'C* Nt
t,ct mt alter !!'iAalt Gegen Die Eol-
'TcUIfi oerteiDI&e:i. Y" lnlrh 5mc!El,
lbs luebr I'iM>r .rH"lnren Srn9Hcl
Gn ner 8rct5. M>oitiiitrCN ippIlc!l
lNlh iofort.
Gis= hr!nQt Die ,}ra5c all. ID 0te
Reidsluehr-ErM&2t0 rer gl'enoaATl
li0h Der tQl!;'d'e. A:l't2 llno nnll OoT'
pcr shlTf ned acuiaatera lI'ln oohi'
mitoer rer sH5ll lod1 o%E Ht!c}5'Eolll
oe'on6t lrerGcN AtA''cN alAtott lloer
hcn pplnlId;aI ,a0rrtoor" noh SoN-
3iN. 2te$ mlrG2 fntnle Ner5o9er!iilJ
bchcuten, m I}cl'H M{oStoll ocinltes
fen Nir0e. Die ocllt'dr Uroit ol'5l''
nrcirsr.
1;H @f&9'sl6tG.t oc@ %otliiorlIeH
Der rotrli >Jip,2A .E'Eo 1'' ~ "'eI'
i''' 'e' <"' ''''"'''''' ......
Napen "hsh'
G'tprcli6rn miro Die Nelopr nSH
Gininlles Ser NrNdviplti n1Gt NH
lGlL IolnnGc ais DC Neld'@neDftril9-
rcn rohc Ser (Srcn5c 0cholten merben
f0nnclL obcr n1on bcfilrGtct, BOB,
lpcm iid1 sic Souiet- -9lunee lplrflid)
Scr @rcn5c n2hcrt, Bic %otihelnlfls
Clcnlcnte in ollcn lcllcn Iclit1dl'
LAMBS 6cucr on6jlnoen mcro9ll, mel
dc cine @crtcihu0 Scr Net6sncbr
n0tid lntb oCn Meg rllr Die Sollt)es
,pifi nod 0cutid,Imo beinohc lnQc=
tinOcrt oiirn luoNt. !Otun be.
fiircbtct nitt. nob bic Giuuots
ncr Ser bcorohtcn @cDictc rot mer=
sen, 16cr cin qleidBcitiger 9luiitanN
III @cItpholcn. Suf,icn uno Ghiirilt-
ocn ,piiroc oic qnl5c iceigc NtilitGr,
nodt in GcltIhlonO in 9lniprltd,
Vorbote., 1920-07-28

~ Scddtet Eel Girfdllfen Die 8e:
idGfte, tpeldc in Der gbteasoei Ir6eiter=
Aeitung annon5terer.
The Coconino sun., 1920-12-24
BLUE SUNDAY BURLESQUED IN NEW YORK

NEW YORK.-"Blue Sunday" was burlesqued on Broadway and Fifth av- enue last week in a mournful parade sponsored by the International Sport ing club, of which many society folk are members. Five floats were drawn by horses harnessed with crepe. Bandsmen plodded their weary way at the head of the procession, playing Gee, But This is Lonesome Town" and funeral dirges.
 A man with ball and chain rode the first float for "riding in transit on Sunday"
 In the next a whipping post cere- mony was applied on one who "whis- tied on Sunday" and on the third float was husband in stocks "for kissing his wife" Two boys were put in cage for fishing on Sunday" and the last float showed man at the pillory flor smoking on Sunday"
 Similar parades will be held daily next week, the leaders announced
The Coconino sun., 1920-12-24
ORDER TO SHOW CAUSE WHY ORDER OF SALE OF REAL ES- TATE AND PERSONAL PROF. ERTY SHOULD NOT BE MADE.

In the Superior Court of the State of
 Arizona in and for the County of
 Coconino.
 In the Matter of the Estate of Ralph
 J. Berry, Deceased.
 It appearing to this Court, by peti- ton this day presented and filed by Peter D. Berry, Administrator of the estate of Ralph J. Berry, deceased, that it is necessary to sell the whole or some portion of the real estate and personal property of said decedent to pay the debts of decedent and the ex- penses and charges of administration, and that it is to the best interest of said estate to sell the real and person. al property thereof.
 It is therefore ordered by this Court: That all persons interested in the estate of said deceased appear be- fore the said Superior Court on Tues day, the 25th day of January, A. D. 1921, at the hour of 1000 o'clock AM. of said day, at the Court Room of said Court, at the Court House in the Town of Flagstaff, County of Coconino, State of Arizona, to show cause why an order should not be granted to said Administrator to sell said real estate and personal property and that copy of the order be published four success i've weeks in the Coconino Sun, newspaper published in the said Coun- ty of Coconino.
 Dated, December 22, A. D. 1920. z
 J. F.. JONES,
 Judge of the Superior Court. 12-24-4t
The Coconino sun., 1920-12-24
INSPECTORS LAYOFF
 STARTS AGITATION

The laying off of some 2O-odd live stock inspectors by the Arizona state livestock sanitary board is resulting in strong movement among the stockmen to secure state legislation and appropriations which will result in carrying on the work.
 The cutting down of the force is in the interest of state economy, and is based primarily on the fact that funds have dwindled owing to the lessening of cattle shipments within the last two years as the salaries of inspectors are paid by the fees collected for in- spections.
 It has been the aim of the depart ment to have on hand about $35 ,O00 in the inspection fund as safeguard against epidemics. Within the last two years the fun has dropped to about $14,000, and it was deemed nec- essary to lay off the inspectors as the only means of preventing further de- pletion.
 Members of the sanitary board re- gret exceedingly that this action has been made necessary, but feel that their hands are tied in the matter, as they have to limit expenditures to fit the income from inspection fees. In discussing the matter F. P. Moore, member of the board, put it this way:
 "The cattle industry of this state pays for the protection it is getting from the state sanitary board. The amount of enforcement and the num- Der of men on our inspecting force is limited to the exact amount of funds which are collected from fees for in- spection and for recording of brands. When the industry slackens the fees fall off and we are required to make reductions in the force.
 'The importance and value of our is fully realized by the in dustry. We have had calls for the placing of 100 additional men in all parts of the state, and no doubt these men are necessary. The board has gone as far as it could in providing inspectors for every district, and now that funds are getting low we find it necessary to retrench, and this is for the best interests of all, for it is cer- tainly vitally important to have re- serve funds on hand to meet emer- gency situations which might arise at any time.
 If the cattlemen desire to have the fee system changed to provide greater revenue, or if they desire to secure appropriations which will meet the situation and keep a full number of inspectors~in the field, it is up to them to secure such legislation"
The Coconino sun., 1920-12-24

should be Crnbalmed or frozen before shipment The Jew wired back to freeze the iera;ns, but only down to the knees, as the man been frozen be- low the knees the winter before.
 A few years ago much was written in the Budget concerning sleeping in church, and thought it was again nee essary as l happened to see quite a few in church lately and upon inves- tigating found that not less than fif- teen out of small crowd were asleep while the minister was trying to inter- est them with the word of God. l do not want to criticise but such is the fact. Dear brothers and sisters let us all be awake while in church and lis tening earnestly, as this I believe will give the preacher strength.-Sugaf Bush (Ohio) Budget.
 As my wife, Matilda Hoag, has left my bed and board without just cause or provocation, l will pay no bills of her contracting on and after this date.
 Miles Hoag.
 As Miles Hoag has neverNbeen able to pay his own bills it would be abs0- lutely impossible for him to pay mine.
 Matilda Hoag. From Bridgeport (Conn.) paper.
The Coconino sun., 1920-12-24
THREE BOYS CONVICTED OF THEFT MUST RETIRE AT 6:3O ON XMAS EVE

WEST ORANGE, N. J.-Christmas this year is to be joyless festival for three West Orange boys of 10 to 12 yeara who were sentenced by City Recorder J. B. Lander to receive no holiday presents, take no part in any Christmas festivities and to go to bed at six-thirty every evening for a month, including Christmas eve.
 The youngsters, who appeared in court accompanied by their parents, were convicted of breaking into school and stealing pencils and money from the teachers desk, and on anoth- CT occasion tinkering with the automo- bile of Rev. Alfred Roy Ehman so that the minister could not start it when he
The Coconino sun., 1920-12-24
PROPOSES GRAND DRUNK TO MOP UP ALL ON HAND

WASHINGTON.-The difficulties of prohibition enforcement were laid be- fore the house ways and means com mittee Joy Prohibition Commissioner Kramer, who appealed for legislation to concentrate the stocks in few gov- ernment controlled warehouses.
 MT. Kramer said there were ap- proximately 40,000,0OO gallons of liquor scattered over the country and that "it was leaking away" at an alarming rate. He said the supply should last for probably fifteen
The Coconino sun., 1920-12-24
26 OF 500 COLLEGE GIRLS AGREE TO BAN CANDY AND SHORT SKIRTS

BOSTON, MASS.-Out of 600 girl students at the Boston college of sec retarial science, 26 were willing to give up candy, high heels, short skirts and eating between meals, and forego late dances and theater parties for the sake of wearing chevron on the sleeve of their "gym" suits.
 The awards under the chevron sys- tenn recently adopted by the college were made to the brave 26.
The Coconino sun., 1920-12-24
How Big New York Grocery Firm
 Keeps Down Rats.

Vroome & Co.,, Butter & Cheese Merchants, New York City, says: "We keep RAT-SNAP in our cellar all the time. It keeps down rats. We buy it by the gross, would not be without it." Farmers use RAT-SNAP be- cause rats pass up all food for RAT SNAP. Three sizes, 35c, 65c, $1.25. Sold and guaranteed by w. H. Swift ger, Breen-Lewis Drug O., Rabbit Bros. Trading Co.
The Coconino sun., 1920-12-24
THREE CARD MONTE THEORY SAVES JEWELS FROM SAFE CRACKERS

NEW BRUNSWICK, N. J.-Rob- bers who entered the jewelry store of o. o. Stillman here learned that the theory of three card monte may be ap- piled to burglary insurance.
 Stillman keeps three safes so that burglars will have to guess which is worth cracking.
 The two-to-one chance against them proved too much for the intrud- CTS, who opened one of two empty safes and then quit the game, leaving that with the valuables intact.
The Coconino sun., 1920-12-24
PECULIAR PEOPLE AND
 WHAT THEY ARE DOING
GALLANTRY ON CARS
 HARD TO FIND, BUT POLITE MAN WINS SS0

CHICAGO, ILL. - A reporter with $5O provided by his newspaper to be given to the first man who offered his seat to the reporters companion, an elderly woman carrying large mar ket basket, rode Chicago elevated and sudface cars for four hours before getting rid of the money. William H. Riley, an insurance salesman, quail fled for the prize.
The Coconino sun., 1920-12-24

When the pumpkin was ripe, Os- borne came over and he and Etter, using some heavy plank for skids, managed after great sxertion and with considerable danger of being crushed, to load it into wagon. They hauled it to Etter's house and prepar- ed to chop it up and hang the slices on the clothes line to dry, getting it ready for future pies.
 But when they cut it up they found that all but the rind was butter.
 Charlie Woolfolk tells about an old colored woman down in Mississippi who was asked if her new husband was good provider.
 "Yassum," she said. "Hes mighty good pervider, but I'se powerful skeer- ed he's goin' ter git kotched at it."
 Assistant County Attorney Geo. w. Harben has two new negro stories; or, rather, they are old as far as he is concerned, for he heard them down in Georgia several years ago; but they are new to us.
 For the fifth time, Georgia negro boy had been arrested for appropriat- ing chickens and the judge decided to try an appeal to the lads father.
 Look here, Rastus," said the judge, when the father appeared in court" "this is the fifth time your young son, Ebenezer, has been in this court, and l am tired of seeing him here"
 "So'z l, 1 don't blame yo', jedge," responded the father, little sadly. "I'se tired ob seein' him here myself"
 "Then why don't you teach him the right way" demanded the judge. "Why don't you correct him in his ways?"
 "Say, jedge," earnestly replied the father, q hab done gone an show dat fool nigger de right way dozen or mo times, but somehow he allus git caught wid de chickens on him."
 Lige, an old negro, was sueing his wife for divorce and stated in the all legations in his complaint that his wife had run off with another negro and that she refused to return and live with him. A party meeting with Lige remarked:
 "Lige, I understand that you are sueing your wife for divorce?"
 "Yaas, seree, boss; l done gone and sued her."
 "Well, Lige, upon what grounds are you sueing herr"
 Boss, its jist lak dis: She bin Iun'd of wid nudder nigger bout fo years an l just git so mad dat I made up my min to quit her."  Cheer up, chllun, tho the weather's
 mighty raw, Eb'ry time dar comes freeze, dar's
 gotter come CT thaw. It takes little patience till de freez-
 in'-time is done, An if you lose yoh temper why, it
 doesn't holp yoh none. Cheer up, chillun, cause de weather's
 on de move, When de luck appears de hardes', it is
 certain to improve. Coz wave an warm wave, dey gotter
 min de law Eb'ry time yoh gifts CT freeze, yoh
 gotter hab CT thaw. OHeeI up, cnllluH, an prepare tO say
 "Hurrah"
 De chilliest proposition by an by is
 got ter thaw. Yoh hopes dey keeps CT droppin'-
 doan yer let it make you frown, Thermometers was built fer movin' up, de same as down. i So, cheer up, chillun, cause yoh sho1y
 mout as well; We all has our troubles, an dar's
 nothin' new ter tell. Each botheration seems about de
 wros' ever saw, But eb'ry time yoh gifts CT freeze,
 you's gotter hab CT thaw. Dr. E. S.f Miller recalls the time when a Jew he knew back in New York state, received a telegram an-
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years" but that at the present rate of withdrawal the stocks might not last longer than two years.
 Chairman Fordney asked the com missioner if he did not think "that the cheapest way out for the taxpayer is to throw open the stocks of liquor and let the topers have one good, long drunk"
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Heiress-That MT. Hunter was very inquisitive. He asked me the amount of my fortune.
 New Suitor-The impertinent fel- low! And what did you tell him it was?
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Nearly 16,00O of the 10000 disabled veterans of the United States army are now taking vocational and educa- tional traning.
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More than 5000 gray-haired men at tended. the thirtieth annual reunion of the United Confederate veterans re- gently held at Houston, Tex.
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If nature happens to favor girl with a good shape the girl goes around acting like she did it herself.
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was ready to go home after church service.
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In matrimonial race it is not easy to tell when girl is on her last lap.
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CHE ERE FULL C IRP s
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Mostly in those intervals when idea along and grabbed of.
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It's better to laugh at joke you don't understand than to weep over the efforts of your friend to explain it. Bill Doney's Philosophy.
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When trouble comes, wise men take to their work; weak men take to the woods.