Norwich bulletin., 1920-12-23

find any one so easy as you are, they make a note of it and pass the good word along. They'll probably trail you from now on, and if I were you'd leave my watch at home when I went out after dark. I gave you that watch when you were 21, and if you are careful of it there is no reas,9n why it won't last you life fime Where were you?"
 'T am sure that the tragedy occurred during the noon hour at State and Madi- son." explained the cheerful though rob bed young man.
 There isn't a soul on earth but you who doesni hang on to all his pockets when he attempts State and Madison at noon," said his tailormade sister coldly. T have no doubt you were whistling along there, as though you were alone in country lane, with every pocket yawn- ing invitingly! It just serves you right. Malcolm. and 1t will be a good lesson for you to eat 10 cent lunches for awhile to make up for it Even if you have to go without lunches altogether, 1t will be fine because you are getting too fat And you haven't the faintest idea of economy. either the way you spend your money ] With your salary you should be saving
 s10 week and if you had done as I ad-
 vised you would have nice balance in
 the bank right now to tide you over this i emergencyt I shan't loan you a cent i either 70
 I Gee! Havn't you any money left?" 1 demanded his. small brother, dolefuily. You promised to buy me tickets for the game,j and those new gloves! I suppose ! that's all off now! Gee, but might-a 1 thought about things you promised and l been more careful when you had money in i your pocket I betcha when I'm as old as you I won't let 'em pick my p5cl1- ct! I'm going to hang onto my coin, you 1 betr
 When everything cost so much, too p ] protested his mother. And you've been ! so extravagant about ties and shirts lately that I don't see how in the world you're going to buy your new winter un- derwea rthat I told you you need! You've 1 got to have six new suits, Malcolm! And | you always send so many flowers and such lot of candy to your girls holiday 1 time l don't see what you were think ing"
 "Of course you chose pay day to have it happen" commented his tailormade
 sister. When you fall in you go in all over don't you, little one? If it had been
 any other soul on earth the pickpockets
 would have got them the day they were broke. Any other day but pay day 1 WOulQ nave lound you that way, though Most usually if they were selling S1,000,- 900 bonds for 30 cents you couldn't man.
 age to buy onei Perhaps this will teach you to be little thrifty What are you going to do about Saturday night when you always take Hortense to the show?
 Of course being you it's the most ex- pensive night in the week, too r'
 l i've told al the kids I wuz going to the game.'a mourned his small brother disconsolately. Tt looks just as though you did it on purpose sos not to buy me | the tickets"'
 i They got it all, suppose?" inquired his father coldly. You always wad your money up and jam it into your hip pocket as though 1t was an old handker-
 chief! Nobody with any sense carries
 money that way!''
 Yep" said tfe careless and cheerful fyourg man. ''They got everything had in my poclet-two laundry bills and 19 cents. I'd deposited tte rest in the bank Another chap lost s2o though"
 Well, why didn't you say so before p
 said his disappointed family. "The idea of your making such fuss v-Chicago
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