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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-25
DR.. Humphrey S
Remedies

Doetorl Book On the treatment Of
Every living thing'-mailed free.
No. FOR
] Fsrer-. conEe1tioua. innlmmationn
Woun1. WON Fever. or Worn Dissass
9 Collc. cryinE and Takefulues1 OF Inflnt1
= Dlarrhsa. o. chndrsa aad Adulta
5 Dysentsrys orGiusz Bilious Cole
g Cholera Mar511, Tomltilr
J Coughs. Colds. Bronehiti1
Ioothache. Flceache. NeurllTia
Headache Sick Headache. vertigo
10 uTaneusiar Indigestion. weak Stomach
IL Suppressed Menses cr scauty
~ Leucorrheas or Profuss Nen1ea
Is Group Hoarse Cough. LaryuEltir
q Eczema Eruptona. Erg1ipelaa
Is Eheulllflg1ls Lum1ago
Is Malaria. FeTer and AEla
~ Piles, Bind or Blsedins, Ezternll. 81
ternal
- Caiarrh, Iutiuenza, Cold ~ the Head
90 Mhooplug Cough Spasuodic Cough
81 Asthma. Oppressed. Difficult Hreathfur
- Ear DlscharEer E1rache
% sUeIlIuEa and Enl1rEed Gland
- General Debility, A Tonic
IS Dronsy, FlEid Accumulation
IS Nausea, Vomiting. sea-SicEnes1
q Disorders or the Kidney and Urinary
% Nervous Frosirutiun
% Sore Mouth. Canlser. Fever E1iztars
80 Urinary lncontinences Victims Bed
81 Painful Mcnses Frurltua
So Disorders Of the Heart. Palpitations
SO Splsms and ConFulslonl
% sore lhrqat and Quinsy
% Grip d Grippe Grippe Tonic Tahlcr
Directions with each val 81 3 Laugua-e
English, German. Spanish P0rruEuesc
and French.
AZ all Drug and Country stores
HuHn1re1's Homcl. Medicine Co. .sv
william Street NsE TorE
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-25

He Shall Live By Me--St. John VII 81
GONE hesitate to venture the az
fairs OF their lives upon the simple
promise Of God Some hesitate TO
make decision for the Christian life
because OF fear OF inability to endure
Some turn TO the world with It's en-
poverished elements. not knowing
that our Heavenly Father Is able TO
strengthen Us with might" and be
Sufficient" unto all things to US
Our text covers all such. He shall
live By Ne" Who2 In verse 81 we
read. 7 am The living bread which
came down from heaven; II any man
eat OF this bread, he shall live for
ever" And again. LAS the living
Father sent me, and live because
Of the Father: 50 he that eateth Ne,
he also shall live because OF Ne.
Becomes Changed Man.
The outstanding fact here IL mis-.
Receiving the Christ Of God and par
taking OF Him puts one in possession
Of life eternal A wounded soldier
on the western front tries 20 get
some tobacco from his pocket, but
finds his testament instead. He reads
II and a calm comes TO his soul He
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-25

Ihs twelfth annuEI session OF The
Calitornia conferences OF the G. N =
cnurcn VIII convene in Philips chapel
streets next Wednesday. Bishop q
H. PHILIPS d. D. OF Nashville, Tenn.
VIII preside. Delegates from CALI
tornia. Arizona. New Mexico and
Texas viii be present The confer
ence wiz Be IN session until Sunday
night General officers Of the church
viii attend the meetings.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-25
ALme O. Cheer
Each Day O. The Year
By JOIN KENDRICK BANGS.

THE JOY OF LITTLE THINGS.
IN grateful for the Little Things
That make ny life sweet one.
The cricket On the hearth that
sings
His CHEEKY songs 70 greet enc.
The four walls q ny simple home.
The stair1, and AL the noors there
The pictures, and the stirring tome
That lie within. the doors there.
The grip Of friendly banda, the gain
OF Chldren'G laughing chatter,
The music Of the drops Of rain
AZ on ny roof they pattsr.
Il 20 not Fame brings happiness.
And speeds u onward Eaily,
But Just these little things that press
About cur pathway daily
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-25

The A n E. church has started a
campaign 70 raise $500 to clear the
church OF It's indebtedness. sunday,
October "a was set as the date for
the completion OF the drive. Rev. =.
". Wright Is pastor OF the church
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-25

CToRlrI days, Thea Einds are roar-
ing
Are coed days 70 80 exploring.
Not "A Arctic regions chilly,
Not through mountain reaches billy,
But within yourself for seeing
what excuse you have for Being
And perhaps find gundry places
For tbs planting OF new Grlce8,
Whence with care may spring more
prizes
Than your Soul now realizes
Copyright. 1870, By Tha Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-25


II O'Clock service- Professional
hymn. ls2. The National Anthem.
Venite IN fiat. Woodward TIE
Deum IN = flat, Woodward. Jubi-
late IN A Gat. (Hlndle). LItany hymn,
SO. Hymn 252. Sermon. The Dox-
ology. Offertory. anthem; "Hark,
bark, my soul" shelly. RecessiOnal
Has a Movie Subject.
The Spenders" viii be the subject
OF Rev. Milo Atlzlnson's sermon sun
day night at the First Christian
church in the series on Movie Themes
as Seen Through a Pastors Eyes
The Bible School promotion day pro-
gram win begin at $40 a. m. There
win be a song. Stand ID for Jesus"
followed by meetings. OF the Primary
department and junior class d.
representing the intermediate depart
ment viii make an address, Called
TO Service" The pastor viii install
new officers and teachers. Commun-
ion and sermon VIII be at 10-f5 a. m.
The morning anthem viii be 20 Lamb
OF God stu Keep Me- lEikel, sung
by the choir Christian Endeavor viii
meet at $50 .. n. The evening an
them viii be "As Evening Shadows
Fail" Stanislaus-NeTln.)
Chriutlnu Science Services.
The First Church OF Christ Scientist,
Stanton and Montana streets, viii hold
services Sunday at IL a. m Sunday
school viii be at $50 a. m Testi-
monial meetings are held Wednesday
evenings At 8 o'clock.
Chwch OF The NnEurenes
At the Church Of the Nazareue,
Sacramento street and Fort Bliss car
line the pastor, Rev. ". ". panner,
viii preach a. II a. m and 1850 ?. m
Sunday school begins At 10 a. N. Md
week prayer meeting Is held Wednel-
day evenings At 1880.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-25

IS a changed man, born OF God. Eter-
nal life is his life. He shall live be-
cause Christ lives, even as the man
born into a nations liberties live be-
cause OF the nation, OF the child lives
because OF its mother
In the words. Except ye eat the
flesh OF ms Son OF Man and drink
His blood. ye have not life IN your
self" man is told for all time that IN
the humiliation and passion Of Christ
lin the act which put Him into the
depth OF sin and shame-where the
bitter cup OF infinite sorrow was
drunk, something happened by which
and because OF which, man could pos
sess divine life and live in God
Harmonious Living in Christ.
This provision involves all neces-
sary elements for endurance. the text
meaning the same as 7 am your ever
lasting Bustenance."
In the world OF science We more
and more recognize the unity OF all
force or energy, that practically all
Of our natural forces, as light, heat
etc, are but expressions OF one fun
damental energy and a great unified
force IS working throughout the uni
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-25

q 10 I1llFT lLeLlolIlL cuurcl Bun
day morning on AT the Bar OF Con
science and Of God" The choir viii
sing Gave Mercy On Ne, o Father,
an anthem By Ogden. In the evening
the sermon win be Retrospective, thia
being the last sermon Of the confer
ence year, which ends October /. The
choir viii sing an anthem by Thomp-
son, Il Wonder II There's Room There
For Ne" Mrs. Marie J. Ashe and Y.
Y. Boone viii sing e duet, He Lifted
Ne" The + Sharp orchestra viii play.
The attendance contest between the
men and boys Of the church is still
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-06-19
UNA ESTkFADORA NEGRA QUE
LOGRA APREHEND&R
LA POLlClA

Al cabo de diestras pesCuisas 10
gro Ia policla privada localizar aver
a una negra ~estafadora. Ell ell depar
tamento de detectives Sc haitian va re
cibido varias quejas contra INA dana
de color que habfa pasado iarios che
cues falsos en- cuatro casas conercia-
les de esta ciudad. La ne!gral iba y
compraba algdn artfculo de POGO va
Tor, pagaba luego con IN >heque de
c~incuenta d6lares y de esta suerte re-
cibfa el Gamble en- moned&: contante
y sonante. .
Empleando este procediH1ianto logro
Ia estafadora pasar hasta $50 en- che
queS.
La policfa tropezo con ser:;as difficult
tades para dar con la psst&- de Ia ne
grita que va Sc ~encuentra tien guar
dada Ell una zelda. de Ia cs.rcel de Ia
ciudad.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-06-19
UN SHERIFF MULTADO POR EI'
DELITO DE GONTUMACIA

81 iuez Anderson de la 37a. Corte
de Distrito acaha de decretar n
multa por valor de 200 dolares con-
ira del sheriff del Condado de Webb
Antonio Salinas. de acuerdo con una
,nocicn presentada por Ia oficina Gel
abogado del distrito acusando a ga.
Iinas de no haber querido entregar al
Confado de Bexar. un REQ acusado Re
do robo Dor valor de mas &c 80 40
lares. e. nlsmo Juez Anderson coHlu
,;c5 va a Salinas que deberaa pre-
sentarse ante la Corte sra. a respoH-
der del cargo que Sc lie imputa'
saoese. por Ia moci6n Que Ia OIL
Gina del abogado de Distrito presch'
~ Il q sheriff del Coneado dc
weth rrocedi6 en- pugna o la ley al
deiar en- liocrtad oajo cauci6n al pr.
sionero de referencia, a qui"n deol'
de haber entregado a Ia Corte STA
do D;strito CT sesiones a Ia saxon.
En- cuanto al prisionero hoertaoo
nor 81 Sheriff de Webb, Sc asegura
que Sc encuentra va en- territorio me-
xicaao.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-06-19
PARA SABER Ell PARADERO DE-
UNA DANA DEMENTE

La Associated Charities de san
Antonio dirigiose aver tarde a las
oricinas de poilcfa suplicando IA ayu-
da en- Ia averiguac!Ga del paraoefo
90 ura pohre demente L Sc cacoh-
,raba en- la mencionada institution.
Ia Dana extraviada IS &c cdad va
avanzada ;7uenta alrededcr de cu2-
renta Y iantos amos. pero tanto su
indumentaria como su modo de an
dar IN tanto cadencioso acusan n
muier de mcn edad de Ia que en-
realidad tiel:e Mrs 8rovie MeaI, que
tai rs su uombre.
Mrs. Brownie Meek viste Go azI.
IN yestido vaporoso de falda raoo-
ma. Como caracterfstica diremos qu"
su cabello es de IN color rojo Nancy
La Associated CharisttieS' suplic3
n las autoridades poliCiacaS que ten
rrorto como tuviesen 81 rnenor IN
dicio soore el paradero de Mrs. Meek
Sc les inIorrase telefonicaTente al
nQmero Or. 59C2.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-06-19
LA CAUSA DEL NEGRO STEEN EN-
Ia cORTE DE APELAClONES
CRiMINALES

No hace aun dos meses cue ei ne
gro Steen fue condenado a. Ia horca
por considerable culpable de Ia muer-
te del estudiante Albert Tips, ocurrida
IA Ultima noche del ano de 1919.
FL juicio de Steen tuvo lugar en-
Ia Corte 37a. de Distrito. Sc VIC muy
concurrido, sobre TODD por genie de CO
lor acudfa ansiosa por saber Ia
snerte del chauffeur. FL ve~edicto del
iuraGo fue, como antes dijiraos, condo
nandole a Ia Ultima pena. Pero sus
defensores no cejan en- ell enpeno dc
salvar a su cliente, o o 10 menos To-
Grar que Ia terrible pena sea conmu-
tads, Y 81 efecto acahan de apelar Ia
causa antes Ia Corte de Apelaclones
en- Austin. cuyo fallo sera 1nuy prom
10 dado a conocer.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-06-19
FL TEQUILs LIE DEVUELHE e.
IIsO DE DOS BSLlOS.
SENTiDOS

Algunos agentes de Ia policia pri-
yada de San Antonio asistie7on aver
tarde a Ia consumaci6n de I'm mia
gro. -,
lin sordo mudo que acquiere C!
uso de tan ne~cesarios sentidos con 50
10 ,ngerir una regular cantidad dc te-
ouila; El case es curioso. Iratase DE
IN ioven northumberland qIe Sc nos
nadaba en- centrica casa de &parta-
me,tos de esta ciudad doade renia
radjcando desde hacfa algunos meseS'
atenido unicamente a Ia carload del
prGjimo, po-que hay que adVertir que
81 ~iovencito era sordo muGo. TAI 10
atestiCuaba ura carta Qde mostraba
= los transeuntes hacienda n mismo
tempo cestos que echaban de yer
my n las claras ell crftico astado del
sOlicitante:
Asf la iba ~nasando el buen hombre.
Pero hete aqui que el mendiGo po'
sefa un pelueno vicio. Propnsosele
aduuirir una botellita de. vino y no
dasaprovech5 Ia OCCASION. La adqui-
ri6 . ir giri6 lucgo el contenido.
Las co~nsecLencias no Sc hicleron
esperar. Cuando lego a su domicilio
sus vecinos ST notaroa que Ell scr
do mudo" trepaba mas u subtr
las escaleras. Sc encerro en- su Guar
u V no tr~anscurri6 mucho tempo sin
oIe salieran dc Ia alcoba siempre ST.
lenciosa de! sordo mudo tales voces
V tales rutdos que los h~uespedes, n
Iarmados. dieron aviso a la policla.
Cuando los agentes llegaron a Il
h~abitaci6n del mendigo, este en- per-
fecto estado de coma, habfase olvt-
dado hasta &c que era sordo mudo y
hablaba V gritaba peor que un loro.
Asi le condujcron a las oficinas de Ia
policfa, le in1ernaron ell una zelda de
Ia carcel lie Ia ciudad y, mas tarde,
cuando hu5o recuperado sus facul-
tades pcnsantes, Sc lie hizo compare
Ger en- Ia corte de policta- AIN Sc
impuso una multa de 100 pesos que
no pudo satistacer, motive per ell cual
hubo de ser nuevamerte internado en-
Ia carcel.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-06-19
DOS TIENDAS DE ABARROTES
SAQCEADAS

Aver en- Ia madrugada fueron sa-
oueadas dos tiendas de abarrotes. Los
rateros hicieron una incursidn en- 81
conocido establecimiento lie Mr.. N.
y. Garner, sito en- las GALES de Po--
ter nQmero 81, llevandose dos sacod
dc azdcar de Glen lioras cada uno, y
~ncuen Iibras de manteca, y otraS
menudencias.
La tienda de abarrotes "Higla7
Park" solo hubo lie IaIneatar ID per
Gida de una bicicIeta. pues las mer-
cancfas no fueron tocadas.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-06-19
10 LLEVARoN AL HOSPITAL

Simon Hernandez. con domicilio er
las Gales Dc So. Flores. nQmero 500.
Tue conducido al hospital de Ia ciu-
dad \ bordo de Ia ambulancia de po-
lica, guiaba IN carricoche express de
IN caballo por Ia avenjda c. cuanoo
fue atropellado por 81 autom6vil que
tripulaba J c. Campt. Hernandez fuE
derrihado de ST. vehfculo y en- Ia cafda
sufri6 algunas lesiones.
FL case ocurrih q las 5 Y minutes
de la manana de aver en- n esquina
de Ia avenida c. ' Ia calle ga y el
chauffeur Capt. fuE detenido por el
agente de policfa Cusack, quien le
~consiCn6 4 las autoridades que lie
dejaron en- lihertad mediaHte una
fianZa.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-06-19
-lOk
no PODIA ESTAR EN- PIE

No Sc necesita mucho para que los
ri5ones no funcionen bien c inmedia-
tamente el ORGANISING empieza a lie
narse de venenos que brigham gra-
yes Intermediates. D. c. Diamond.
1855 ". so St. Cleveland, 0. dice:
ia terrible tos Y ~resfriado que ST.
fri, afectaron mis- rinones J mi es-
palda estaba tan delicada que no po-
dia estar de pie. Tome Foley Kid
ney Pills Y me dieron IN eXcelente
r~esultado." (Ady.)
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-06-19
IN CONSIDERABLE RODO DE
GALLINhS

Los ageutes de ia privada sisuen
Ia pista a unos rateros que Sc encar-
aaron de limpiar los ~gallineros &c
Mrs. VI. wilkins. cuyo donIcilio Sc
encuentra CT las Gales de Gladstone
1914.
La seno-a wilkins Sc Quejd de que
los nrIns r,teros lie robaroH rada me
nos CUE ses.nta gallinas de magnlflca
C13Ss-
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-06-19
personals QUE SOLICITATION
PASAPORTES PARA MEXICO

Mrs. Guadalupe Guiberson, para la
ciudad de Monterrey y. L
Edward ". Seng, para Ia Ciudad
de Mexico.
George Hamilton Matindale, para
Ell puerto dc Tampico.
Louis Fink Jr.. para el Puerto de
Tampico Y Ia Ciudad de MsxIco.
mo II. Cunningham. para Ia ciu-
dad de Mexico.
Henry L Dignowity, para el puer-
to de Tampico Y la Ciudad de Me-
xico.
Mrs. Mabel X. Willies, para Ell Puer
&c de Tampico.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-06-19
CROCKET AUTO LIVERY

Telefonos Crockett 996, 7o4 1920.
FL uNIco slTIo MExlcANo DE
AUTOMOBILES EN- LA ClUDAD.
Carros aprop6sito Y a precios ra-
zonables. ~cspeciaies para Bautizos,
Matrimonios Y F~uneraies. $500 por
bora. Para fuera de Ia ciudad. precios
espec!ales. Servicio rapido dfa Y no.
che. Leon A. Martinez. Gerente.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
INNOCENCE.

The culprit had hired the young
town lawyer to defend him against
the charge of stealing book cabinet.
After the first conference the young
student of law who was just beginning
court practice said to his client:
'Now, Bill, I'm convinced that you
didn't steal that book cabinet. II !
thought you did I'd advise you to plead
guilty. However, just leave It to me
and I'll prove to the court that you
are innocent. In the meantime I'll
take a retainer Of ten dollars and you
can pay the rest when"
"Ten dollarsi" said Bill. 81 amt got
no ten dollars"
At this startling news the young law
yer seemed downcasted, but suddenly
he frightened. swell, I'll tell you
what I'll do" he said. 'sTll try to get
you out of this scrape and then well
call it square IL you send the cabinet
around to my Office. I need one badly"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
BADLY MIXED.

Sand so, Mr.. Pills." the elderly won.
an remarked to the country druggist.
''poor old Joe Is dead"
"Yes," replied Mr.. Pills, "Joe died
very early this morning. He was in
the store here only last night" y
"Yes, seen him." went on the Gus.
toner, "and I said to myself, Poor old
Joe, he's goner now he's going over
there for medicine"
The chemist was anything but
pleased, and the woman seeing she was
misunderstood, endeavored to set mat
ters right.
II don't mean to say. Mr.. Pills." she
explained hurriedly, "as how your
medicine killed him, nowt O. the sort.
Old Joe never did like physic, and I'm
sartin he'd never have took the risk
O. comm here If he'd had a chance o
living" u
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
FLAMING, ITCHING
oERLY NSNrRNTN
SKIN DISEASES

use of S. S. S.
S. S. S. is one OF the most satis-
factory remedies for diseases of
the skin because it goes direct to
the seat of the trouble. and by
cleansing the blood of all impuri-
ties and disease germs, it keeps the
skin free form infection, and re-
stores it to its normal healthy con-
dition.
For free expert medical advice
write to Chief Medical Adviser,
Swift Laboratory. Atlanta. Ga.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
That's Fixed.

"Popp
eyes, my son."
''Is talking manual laborr
"Why, no, my boy; talking for most
people is not labor at ALL"
swell, what is manual labor, pop?"
"Work done with the hands,"
swell, pop, when Frenchman talks
with his hands is that manual labor?''
mo, my son; that's what the elite
call calisthenics."
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
Cause Untold Suffering that Could
Be Avoided.

If you are afflicted with eczema,
tetter, erysipelas. ringworms. pirn-
pies, acne, caly eruptions, boils,
irritations of the skin. or other
similar disorders, you need not
expect any real relief from local
applications, and the sooner you
discard their use the sooner you
will be on the road to recovery,
provided you will rely upon the
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
HeIped Some.

II see." said the father, putting
down the paper. "that Signor Mazzan-
TIM, the Spanish bull-hghter, has
killed $500 animals in the arena with
a single sword"
swell, say. popr' exclaimed the FAM
lily hopeful, ''he's certainly helped to
fill up the cold-storage plants, hasn't
hep
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
Exeusahle.

"That's the first fight that ever made
me rum" said Broncho Bob.
II didn't know running was in your
line"
1T isn't. But this time IL hadn't
run fast enough to catch up with Pi-
ute Pete, there wouldn't have been any
fight"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
Law Of Averages.

"Why don't you make your husband
promise never to bet on the races
again?"
Because" replied young Mrs. Tork-
ins, Charley has been losing so long
that I'm afraid I'll stop him Just when
his luck Is due to change"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
A Mountain of EIesI,.

Very Stout Gentleman But I tell
you this road Is private and you shall
not pass except over my PROSTATE
body.
Motorist--In that case I'll go back.
Ny car isn't very good at mountain
climbing.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
Those Dear Females,

Alice-Td hate to feel that was
the wife Of a man who married me
simply for my beauty.
Marie-Of course you would, dear.
Being married to a blind man would
be awfully disagreeable, I should
think.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
-Roomlno Business.

''The doctor advised me to get an
automobile. as the outdoor exercise
would cure me-"
"The doctor is foolish"
''No, he isn't. He gets double rates
for surgical visits"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
Precision.

'Look here" said the irate diner,
"therc's q fly in the butter"
"That isn't fly" commented the
waiter; It's a moth. And that isn't
butter; it's oleomargarine. Otherwise
your assertion is correct"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
Disposed OF.

A Disposed OF.
7, ''You remember that clock you sold
imeT asked the lady.
Eyes, madam, / do" replied the
salesman.
'You told me 1t would run eight
days without winding"
4 ''Well, does 1t not, madamT
II don't really know. 1t had such
idiabolical alarm that / didn't keep 1t
Hong enough to find out"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
A Great Idea.

Mr.. Smiley-My dear, the bank in
which my money is deposited has gone
smash. and
Mrs. Smiley-What a mercy you've
got your checkbook at home.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
Ar

rHave you ever seen an italian sum
Isetr asked the artist.
INC. ] never have replied the lady
ID the studio.
aWell, that painting Of mine over
|Ekere II an italian sunset n
lOh, reailyl And does It look snys
ling iike thstSs /. ..4S.. I
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
Heard Il Before.

Heard Il Before.
Church-This paper says that Chi.
nese business men Of late years have
been conducting their affairs more and
more upon cash basis.
Gotham-Why. that's nothing new.
whats nothing newT
"No tickee, no washeei"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
The Matter.

WHATS the matter In theref" de-
imanded the clerk Of moderate-priced
hotel at the door Of room from
whence emanated racket.
"Alasls walled the dismayed gentle
Iman within. "Some flend in human
fOrm has decampei with my pants. /
am indeed undudI"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
PerpIexinu.

-Johnny-What's the new baby's
name2
Grandpa-He hasn't got name vet.
Johnny-Then how does he know
who he is?
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
oualIAsd for : FIuht.

TT seems odd to me that Cain should
have ben the victor q tie quarrel
with his brOthessr
s'why scf'
sDspa=ss q WsS ~ brosAss WAsI
zs NistzntaS ~ Ahslhso,s1 zaanAs
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
The Hoo and Cold 81 M.

Nell-will is always telling me Of
his burning love.
Belle-That's nothing. Jack is al
ways treating me to ice cream.
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
Protecting Industries.

"Why don't you have the roads In
this village fxed?'
Because" answered the constable.
coolly, "every time anybody has a
breakdown it makes business for the
repair shop, the drug store and several
doctors"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
All That Is Necessary.

II simply cannot pay you twelve dol
lars a week, Norah. You are not
worth that much money"
II know 1t, ma'am, but the man
who runs the factory thinks am"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
She Made the Money.

Patience-Who is the dressy lady
coming out Of that buildingr
Patrice-Oh, she's an artists model"
sand who is the seedy-looking man
Just behind herf''
"Oh. he's the artist"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
BETWEEN GIRLS.

~she says she wishes she could see
herself as others see her."
''That's Just an excuse for spending
Q lot Of time in front Of mirror"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
Too Strenuous.

II once heard lazy man say he
wouldn't mind being the hero Of q
novel,"
II see the point. I'll bet he
wouldn't want to be the hero Of
moving picture"
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24
The oblect.,.


She What did papa say whom y0u
tosd hsm you wanted to marry met
Her He asked r. K I had nny -
znitx q nv xanli1 u s. I. q w v. J. y
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24

Cook-I wonder If Adam had any
regrets when he left the Garden OIL
Eden?
Hook-It's q safe bet he didn't II bel
tried to raise his own vegetabI
Rockingham post-dispatch., 1920-06-24

Mary's Little shoss.
Mary had Z little Limp
And furrOws in her brow,
She couldn't wear Z numhee kHu.
hut tzied n anyhow N.