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New-York tribune., 1920-04-02
"fnspired By-Latus"
A Christian Scientists Vieu
of a Democratic Church

10 the Editor CT The Tribune
Sir: Every student of Christian
Science who has been fortunate enough
to imbibe the spirit of Mrs. Eddy's
teachings will heartily disagree with
The Trbunes recent. editorial entitled
"An Old, Old Story and for the follow
ing reasons:
Cd Because the Church Manual
written by Mrs. Eddy, provides for a
self-perpetuating board Of directors. to
change which provisions would. 90
viously, be to question the spiritual
foresightedness of tho d.acoverer and
founder of Christian Science and to
repudiate her leadership.
CD Because Mrs Eddy's writings. N
cluding, Of course, the Church Man
ual, make ample provisions for and
provide sufficient safeguards against
ali contingencies that may arise in the
de"1 opment and onward march Of the
Christian Science movement.
CD Because if Mrs. Eddy's spiritual
unfoldment had ceased early in her
career instead Of steadily and ire
sistibly progressing, stud snts OF her
writings would still be far from cate
ing up to her. 1t would, therefore. be
the height of presumptuousness for any
student to essay 20 change or improve
or add to the bylaws left 10 the world
in the Church Manual
(4) Because it IS not either integra-
ton or disintegration that the move
rnent needs, but enough spiritual IN
derstanding on the part Of Christian
Scientists to grasp the higher sense
of Mrs. Eddy's teachings and uphold
her inspired bylaws. nave seen stu
dents 80 wrong b. ovnd.ne to their
own and other students ypiuions. but
have nevce known one 20 90 wrong bs-
sticking 10 Mrs. Edag's writings.
90 Because Mrs. Haay has not onlg
called upon her followers uever .
abandon the bylaws no. deao.ainaties
government OF The Mother Church. b..
has written as follows on page 80 o
"Miscellany." one of her books: Nc
withstanding the sacriiegious moth of
time, eternity awaits our Church
Manual. which viii maintaia its rank.
as in The past, amid ministries ageres-
sive and active, and VIII stand whea
those have passed to rest
There may be few disgrun.le3
OF self-satishea people calling them
selves Christian Scientists Who woul
be presumptuous enough 20 undertake
to improve upon Mrs Ed3y's work. baF
'he vast majority of students ars quite
wiling to follow her inspired guidance.
thereby hecping themselves and tae
movement out of trouble ard gain
ing HEAVIER
The issue in Boston is not one O.
democracy against wnat The Tribune
calls "rabbinic authority.H but ono ol
willful rcvolr against the bylaws which
Mrs. Eddy enacted for the purpose q
safeguarding The movement aeains,
this very thing ROBERT $. ROSS.
New York, March 81. 1920.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02
Disciplin;ng the Sub-Deb

a conference Of distinguished
patrons in Philadelphia has decided
to suppress the sub-deb. The species
has been getting altogether too pav
IN the Quaker City of late. It's men,
oers incline to the daring gowns of
their older sisters; they. dance too
often and too late; they lose the
natural pleasures Of "coming out"
by tasting them too carly. SO their
mothers have undertaken to put in
force rules to rc-put their hair in a
braid. There must be something
more than shoulder straps to eve
ning gowns, smoking must cease and
evening parties must begin at 8 and
end at midnight.
IN American homes is as much
discipline az in any in the world
1t has simply changed hands, shifted
from parents to children. Enjoying
a freedom won in long series Of
domestic battles and still possessing
the weapons Of tears and pouts, the
sub-dcb will stifIly resist attempts to
push her back into the nursery. In
Il land where the social status of "A
family quickly changes sometimes
up and aometinca down papa, when
ne becomes rich, often finds daughter
q strange animal that be pets but
does not understand: when he be-
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02
The All-Powerful Strike
(Fro,n TIE Ch,ccoo DaNv NcrsJ

From TIE Chicago DoiiU Ncws)
One of the most remarkable stage Of
fects ever arranged by history is hold
ing the boards in Germany. An armct
revolution, with the military powers OF
the old regime behind it, is met, ant
Tor the moment paralyzcd. by an indus
days will show whether the walkout is
more powerful than the sword
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02
Apt Quotations. Artful Aid

Barnum was right. P. T. Barnum
once remarked that there was
fool born every minute. He re
ferrcd to investors cnsnarcd daily
by tempting opportunities at un
usual interest ratcs.-From the adj
vertiscment Of the Lawyers Mort
gage Co.
General Grant once remarked that
they should be allowed to take their
mules home with them. He referred
to the striking coal miners of West
Virginia.
"If this be lese majestic, get every
thing you can from it," once remarked
Patrick Henry. He referred to the
passengers on the good ship Buford.
Don Quixote once remarked that
everything would come out in the
laundry, referring to the W. k. city
of Troy n. Y.
81 only regret that the lives I have
to give are limited to one" once re-
marked Nathan Hale He referred to
Columbus 5000. r. R. W.
Night before last we awoke, with
start, to the realization that we had
referred to the Thistle bicycle as hav
ing been "built like a watch" It was
the Sterling. And our first
wheel wasn't Monarch it was q
Rover.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02

Mr.. Cuvlllier has Won; and the idea
is that Socialism is menace to
this nation. We'll, perhaps it is,
though our bet is a years subscrip-
tion to the Liberator against a last
years tennis ball that it is not. But
if it was menace four months ago
it is twice that menace now, thanks to
Mr. Sweet, Mr.. Cuvillier and the other
broadminded Assemblymen.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02
TO SIMPLICITY
Horace: Book III, Ode |

"Odi profanun, roigits'
iorsakc, my BOY, the pinchback suit
Avoid the collar high,
Put by the gaudy spatted boot.
Forswear the purple tie
Give up the too o-too-colored shirt,
Beware of what you buy
Re grave toward ali, and never pert
Pretend that you are shy
The clothes the classy dresser loves.
The better dressed decry.
But wear a pair of chamois gloves,
just once before you die.
J. d AfCMtsrrp
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02

SPRING ROSES AND THORNS

SPRING ROSES AND THORNS
Spring, with her proverbial fires,
Il shall hrue to buy some tircs),
Warns me to my vernal singing.
Doth my rackets need restr-inging)
Now from winters fastness freed
(Oh. the summer s1tit I needD
Comes the spring, destroying reason
(Oh, ny shoes Of yesterseasonD
Welcome, spring, and winter, hence
(Ten1,is balls cost sirty cents).
Spring is here, G sweet my coz.
(Roses, seren buch9 a doS.)
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02

clear. They can hardly fail, how
ever, to discourage tho dspossession
OF tenants who desire to hold on.
This will be an important factor In
helping to tide over the emergency
which the city now faces.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02
Still in Ignorance

n TT0W IN' T0I1NWbn HfdFeJ
Ono reason why Mr. Burlcson rc-
maincd 80 patient and impcrturbablc
under abuse may be because tho letters
and papers have not yot reached him
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02
Professional instruction

~ T0W TIT FNlcdOo Unl7V NeWaJ
If revolution is to become IL popular
outdoor sport IN Europe, Europeans
should import IA fcw Latin American
experts and learn how revolutions arc
conducted
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02
Our Vanishing Game

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir: A few mornings ago The
Tribune had lengthy letter, Our
Vanishing Wild Game and sought to
find the reason. The figures below
may help to solve the mystery, being
accurate and from the State Game
Commission Of Harrisburg, Pa
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02

Your landlord has. to prove, before
ejecting you, that you are objection
able. "Objectionablc" is variable
adjective, and one mans Objectionable
ity is another mans lure. 1t probably
would be harder to prove that tenant
was Objectionable than to demonstrate
that landlord was.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02
Books usyyo5s BY a,ou.

An interesting spring is promised in
the book world, for among the new
novels soon to be published are Cap
tain Maccdoines Daughter" by Will
lam McFee; "The Rescue by Joseph
Conrad; "Fool!ish Lovers by St John
G. Ervine; "Mrs. Warren's Daughter"
by Sir Harry Johnston; THE Third
Window" by Anne Douglas Sedgwick;
THE Green Bay Tree BY Winston
Churchil "Tenson, by E. NJ. Della
field, and "Twenty-six Jayne Street"
by Mary Austin.
Mrs. Warren's Daughter" by the
way, is continuation Of Shaw's Mrs.
Warren's Profession" 1t deals with
the life Of Vivie. This offers interest
ing possibilities, but we would be still
more interested in continuation of
"Candida."
"Some day" writes Adelaide, "in the
interest of accuracy, II. Sd is going to
rise in his might and smte you for
I comparing him to Uncle Tom with a
whole pack Of bloodhounds on his
trail' Uncle Tom was never so unduti-
full as to run away, and consequently
he merely got whipped. The person
whom the bloodhounds pursued was
Eliza"
AS matter of fact, until Fl. Sd
had his long blond curls sheare6
the other day he was more suggestive
of Little Eva than anybody else in
the book.
Andre Mauros, the French author,
who has set down his experiences with
British division during the war in
delightful book called The Silence
of Colonel Bramblc," confesses that he
was constantly puzzled by the Eng
lisf attitude toward sport. In his diary
he records:
Rode with the colonel and Parker.
How delicate and clear the atmosphere
is in this northern part of France!
The colonel was highly indignant to
hear that have never been out
hunting
"'You must. mcsSiou; it is the only
sport. You jump banks as high as your
horse. At eighteen ! had nearly broken
my neck twice 1t is most exciting
Yes said Parker. 'onc day l was
gallopIng in a wood and branch went
into my right eye. 1t was a miracle |
wasn't killed. Another time
"Ilc described how his horse fell on
top of him and broke two Of his ribs.
Then both of them together, certain
Of having convinced me:
"'You must hunt after the war.
mcssiou
Albert .Bigelow Paine has made a
selection Of quotablc paragraphs from
the writings Of Mark Twain which is
published by Harpcrs under the title
"Momcnts With Mark Twain" Open
ing it at random we found, There is a
Moral Sense, and there is AN Immoral
Sense. History shows us that the
Moral Sense enables us to perceive
morality and how to avoid it. and that
the immoral Sense enables us how to
perceive immortality and how to enjoy
it
Also, "The English are mentioned in
the Bible: Blessed are the meek, for
they shall inherit the earth"
From this evidence we have formed
the conclusion that "Momcnts With
Mark Twain" is an entertaining and
stimulating collection Of selections.
In "Thc Brass Check" Upton Sinclair
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02

Still state that chuckcd five elected
Asscmblymen out oughtnt to hurl the
first pebble at an unprogressive com
monweath like Mississippi.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02

One million. five hundred and sew
cnty-thrce thousand two hundred and
thirty eight resident hunters took out
licenses, and 1888 non resident in 1919
in Pennsylvania alone
1t is not hard question as to what
becomes Of Our Vanishing Game
CAROLINE G. BEACH.
BROOKLYN. March 81, 1920.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02

Let 1t BE So Termed Hcrceforth
Sir: Could not the present world wide
extravaganza be called the Cosmic Spurge?
Horny.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02
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New-York tribune., 1920-04-02

We have made a little nest in the
wood and | lead her into it by the
hand over the briars and .undergrowt h
as If conducting her to the grand piano
on concert platform. kissed
Then in second we switch back
to ordinary conversation. In an ord-
nary conversational voice | ask the
trees, the birds, the sky:
'What's become Of Waring?"
"What is Love? 'Tis not hereafter.' -
"Whcre are the SHOWS of yester-
year,
"Who killed Cock Robin ?"
"Who's who?"
And so on thro' all the great IN
terrogatives that I could think Of till
she stopped my mouth with kiss and
we both laughed From "The Journal
of n Disappointed Man"
Though we're anything but clever,
we could talk like that forever, though
perhaps our queries might be more
forciby discontinued. For example:
"Tell me where is fancy bred ?"
"Who ran TO help me when [ fell ?"
'Where do we go from here ?"
" 'o puV must lduSn, II SOch q
man there be?
ooh. why should the spirit of mortal
be proud ~
"What constitutes state? ,"
"What's this dull town to me ."
'lsn't God upon the ocean just the
same as on the land?'
"Oh say can YOU see"
"What ails this heart Of minc?"
"Will you walk into my parlor?'
"Why so pale and wan, fond lover 90
"Wherc did you come from, baby
dear"
ooh, what can all thee, knight at
arms ?"
GLOW many summers, love, have l
been thine" ."
"lIave you ne'cr lover dangling
after you?'
is civilization a failure? Or is the
Caucasian played out?"
"Whcre are you going, my pretty
maid ?"
"lavc you heard of the wonderful
one c-hoss shay?'
"Who is Sylvia? What is shcy"
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02

Now that the Socialists have been
removed. let tho universe advance.
But 1T cannot so ahead without
guidance.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02

For ruler Of this planet; Thaddeus
G.. Sweet.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02

If Mr. Henry Ford needs another
SIX cents he should show the Titus
v'lIc' Pa. Herald to his attorneys.
VIVIAN Rrcnan did fine job on his
Old Ford. says the Herald "and it is
hard to believe car like he now
has could be built from the car he
started with"
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02

MEMBER OF THB ASSOCIATED PRESS
The Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to The
Use for republication Of all news dispatches credited
10 IL not otherwise credited ths paper and
also the cal news II spontaneous origin published
herein
All rights Of repubica alton OF all other matter
herein also reserved
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02
Entered At the Postor,cs 4. New York As Second
Casa Afail Matter
CUARANT TT

GUARANTY
YOU can purchase merchandise advertised in The
TRIBUNE with absolute sateb--for II dissatlsfac-
tea results In any case THE TRIBUNE guarantees
to pay money back v3op request No red tape
No ouhbllna. We mako good promptly II the
advertiser does not.
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02

AS matter of fact, until Fl. Sd
had his long blond curls sheared
the other day he was moro suggestive
of Little Eva than anybody else in
the book
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02

In The Brass Check" Upton Sinclair
suggests a definite plan of action to
New-York tribune., 1920-04-02

Mrs. Warrens Dauehtcr,' by the
way, is continuation Of Shaw's Mrs.
Warren's Profession" 1t deals with
the life Of Vivie. This offers interest
ing possibilities, but we would be still
more interested in continuation of
"Candida"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29
Urge AMENDING
OF PRIMARY Law
NORTHERN MINNESOTA EDl-
TORS TAKE STRONG STAND
FOR AMERICANISM.
St. CLOUD WAS ROYAL HOST
CROSBY WILL ENTERTAIN AT
SUMMER OUTING VISIT
THE REFORMATORY.

Northern Minnesota newspaper
men gathered in large numbers at ST.
Cloud Thursday and Friday of last
keek to attend the annual gathering
of the Northern Minnesota Editorial
Association which embraces AZ OF the
Northern counties.
Editor Schilplin in his address of
welcome apologized for the rotten
hotel accommodations Of the city, but
in spite of this condition the editors
were well cared for, and the citizens
of the Granite City were excellent
hosts. The modern Home of the Elks
was turned over to the gang for their
headquarters.
Professor Kirkwood, head of the
school of journalism of the Univers-
ity read very interesting paper at
the Thursday evening session.
Friday morning the boys were
loaded in open hobs and taken to the
Reformatory where the state served
a splendid luncheon after an extern
sive inspection of the institution un-
der the direction of Warden Scott and
his assistants. The newspaper men
could be readily distinguished from
the inmates because those doing time
were uniformed. One of the pleasant
features of the visit to the reforna-
tory was the splendid concert render
ed by the prison band during the
meal.
In the afternoon most of the guests
paid a visit to the plant of the much
advertised Pan Motor company. They
all came away surprised at what had
been accomplished in comparative
ly short time.
Friday evening splendid dinner
was served at the Elks Club. This
was followed by a series of high
grade talks by Fred Hadley Of Win
nebago, Mayor Larry Hodgson, st.
Paul, Bishop Busch and others.
President Will Verify and Secre-
tary Doc Rutledge were presented
with handsome silver sets by their
brothers.
The next winter meeting will be
held at Crookston, while Crosby cop
ped the summer outing. In 1921. the
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29
FRANCE NEEDS SUGAR
Famine Is Likely to Last for
Three Years.
Shells Render the Ground Unfit for
the Production of
Beets.

~
scissors, France.-The sugar short
age in France, due to the German in
vasiOn, will not be relieved for three
years, according to government reports
and commercial statistics furnished to
the correspondent of the Associated
Press by the authorities who arranged
his trip of inspection through devas-
tated. regions to witness reconstruction
work.
OF the country's POS raw sugar
plants, 145 virtually were RACED during
the war, the figures show, and most of
the half-million acres of sugar-beet
land were devastated by the ravageS
of battle.
None of the larger sugar plants has
resumed business because of lack OF
buildings, and sugar beet production
this year was said to be almost nil.
Both of these conditions are due in a
measure to insufficient transportation
facilities. Estimates of special COM
which forecast. a sugar shortage last
ing three years, however, gave encour-
agement for half the normal output OF
the country within two years.
At the present time, the absence of
sugar in France has resulted in the in
ability of persons holding sugar cards
to get any of the commodity for weeks
at time.
Raising of sugar beets virtually has
ceased in six of the eight beet-raising
departments, due to the churning OF
the ground by shell explosions, the
necessity of clearing away unexploded
ammunition and the presence of barbed
wire and other debris. About one
twentieth Of the land is considered
useless for many years, and at least
one-third is declared to have suffered
depreciation Of half its value. The loss
in land is in addition to the destruction
of buildings and the stripping or re-
mOval of machinery.
Direct loss to plants in the sugar in
dustry is estimated by the chamber
committee to be 675.000,0O0 francs.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29
outspoken Athenian.

More than twenty-three hundred
years ago a young Athenian, speak
ing of his wife, said to Socrates :
"When saw that she had powder on
her face to make it whittier and rouge
to make 1t redder, and that she wore
high-heeled shoes to appear taller, l
told her it was as dishonorable for her
to try to deceive me about her beauty
as for me to try to deceive her about
my property. added that, although
her arts might impose upon others,
they could not impose upon me-. who
saw her at all times."-Youth's Com
panion.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29

SNAP-Right in your town.
WIZ of NE1-4, W1-2SE1-4, 25
-127-35 about four miles from
Sank Centre, will take $500
per acre; reasonable terms, too.
far away from my business to.
look after or would hold for
twice that, subject to prior
sale. Write me amount you can
pay down in first letter. w. F.
Ehlers, Douglas, N. Oak, 1924.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29
His Resolve.

SIT is better to do your losing early
In the season"
81 know that axiom" said the base
ball manager, s'but if happen to win
few games I'll endeavor to bear it
with Observation-Disclosures Courier
Journal.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29
No Loss Of Animation.

81 suppose Crimson Gulch is quieter
since the bar closed
Not yet" said Cactus Joe. "All
you've got to do is to say prohibition
and everybody begins to argue q
the top Of his voice"
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29

I have on improved SO acre farm in
Todd county for sale/at $40 an acre.
Easy terms Of payment il desired.
Chas. Houghton. 33-tf
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29

FOR SALE-A good prairie farm,
close to Sank Centre at SIS an acre.
Good terms Of payment and possession
at once. Chas. Houghton. 33-tf.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29

FOR SALE-One Cottage, six
rooms, "a IL x "a IL. In good
shape, hardwood floors. and can east
ly be moved onto another lot. In
ouire of The Herald. 34-tf.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29

FOR SALE OR TRADE-A nine
room house. lot 66X166 IT. Modern ex-
cept heat, large barn with city wat
er and lights in it, also good well
Of water. will sell cheap. Address
(owner) Lock Box ass. Sank Centre.
MINI. 33-35-pd.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29

"A GOOD small 5 room house and
lot on north side for 5000. Easy
terms. w. A. Moore 35-tf.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29

DON'T raise worthless dog; we
have puppies that will make heel
drivers, best for the farm; all we
ask is chance to show them. D. w.
Carpenter, R. F. D. No. 1, Sank Cen
tire, MINI. Telephone z F-12. 34-39
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29

FOR SALE Standing Timber, one
mile north of town on State road.
See Thomas Huey. Phone 26-F FL or
see w. A. Moore. 35-tf.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29

E FOR SALE-Eighty acres land,
all under cultivation, located four
miles east Of Sank Centre. John
Lang. 34-35-pd.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29

FOR RENT-Or sale, four room
cottage, north side Of river. See John
Lang. 34-5-pd.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29

FOR SALE-Several tons of gooo
upland hay. and also good miltet hay.
inquire Of c. G. Calkins. 33-tf.
The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1920-01-29

LOST-Large, black, wooden shawl,
somewhere between Northern Pacific
Depot and Palmer House. Finder
please return to or notify Fred Abe
ling, Long Prairie, MINI. 35-1