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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
USES OF ASPIRIN
Bayer Company, who introduced As.
pirin 18 years ago, give
advice.

Aspirin created sensation when in
PRODUCED by Bayer over eighteen years
ago. Physicians at once proved it's
wonderful efficiency In the relief of
pain. The genuine, world-famous AS
pirin, in "Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" is
safely taken by millions for Colds,
Headache, Rheumatism, Neuralgia,
Earache, Toothache. Aching Joints,
Neuritis, and Pain generally.
Be sure the "Bayer Cross" which is
the mark of true "Bayer Tablets of
Aspirin" Is on each genuine package
and each genuine tablet.
Boxes OF - tablets cost but few
cents and contain proper directions.
Druggists also sell larger "Bayer"
packages. Aspirin is the trade mark
of Bayer Manufacture of Monoacetic-
acidester of Salicylicacid.-Adv.
An egotiSt is the CENTER of an admir-
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24

give the weakened system the food
elements which are not taken from
the diet and are so scientifically pre-
pared that they are easily taken up
by the system and quickly turned into
new flesh and strength. This pure
food body-builder is guaranteed free
from alcohol or dangerous drugs in
any form.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
An Imported Article

1.-THE possession of a motor is not
necessarily mark Of distinction"
Not nowadays replied Miss Snip
pers. "5ut if you happen to own
motor car that is driven by chauffeur
who speaks English with great diff
Guilty, you may hold up your head
trif1e in some circles"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
Escaninu His Wife,s ronuue.

Mr.. Bjones-It must be rather trying
for a talkative woman like Mrs. Cab
blees to be married to man as deaf
as Mr.. Gabblees."
Mrs Bjones-So it is. And, to make
matters worse, she has a lurking
suspicion that he lost his hearing lust
to spite her-London Answers.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
CannibaIistic,

"My dear, listen to this" exclaimed
the elderly English lady to her hus-
band on her first visit to the states.
She held the hotel menu almost at
arms length and spoke in a tone Of
horror:
Baked Indian puddingi Can it be
possible in civilized conntry?"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24

cuticura Soothes itching Scalp
On retiring gently rub spots Of dam
druff and itching with Cuticura Oint-
ment. Next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water. Make
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have clear skin and soft, white
handS.-Ady.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
FRECKlES
Now Is the Time to Get Rid of
These Ugly Spots.

There's no longer the slightest need OF
feeling ashamed of your freckes. as Othine
double Strengths guaranteed to remove
these homely spots.
Simply get ounce of Othine-double
strength--from your druggist, and apply a
little of 1t night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. 1t is seldom
that more than ounce is needed to COM
pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength
Othine, this Is sold under guarantee Of
money back If 1t fails to remove freckles.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24

Indigestion produces disagreeable and
sometimes alarming symptoms. Wright's
Indian Vegetable Pills stimulate the diges-
tive processes to function naturally
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
Something to Fall Back On.

oo1HetnTng 10 FAN BACK On.
'Bllfur says he is having a hard
time keeping a roof over his head"
Il don't sympathize with him. If
he's in such straits, why doesn't he
give up his automobile"
He says he can't think of doing
that. And, besides if the worst comes
to the worst, it's comforting to know
that his automobile has a top"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
A Need Omitted.

81 see the treaty Of Versailles was
taken back to the White House wrap
ped in brown paper"
''They should have added vinegar
in consideration of its wounds"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
Taking No Chances.

Mrs. Al really believe she had
her second husband selected before
she was divorced from the first one
Mrs. B.-Certainly. Why else should
she get divorce?
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
Old Friends.

"Grandpop says he cares only for
the things of long ago.
eyes, 1 see he subscribes to smart
magazine"
That's for the sake of the Jokes"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
ACTUALLY BUILDS
new FLESH
Real Food in
Father Johns
Medicine
Helps You Get
Proper Weight

The pure food
elements in Fa-
ther Johns Med
icine are so pre-
pared that they
actually b u i i d
new, solid flesh
apd tissue Thpv
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
A Tried Source.

"Tesla says we will soon have to
turn to the sun for power"
mot for the sunshine just yet; we
are too busy working on moonshine."
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
When 1t Pays 10 Be Ianoran


"Gabbells seems to be well inform.
ed on any subject"
Except when he will be able to pay
me what he owes me. He is absolute
ly stupid on that point"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
Good Way.

FLOW did you get your parrot to
talk SO fluently?"
81 hung his cage in the room where
my wifes club Meets
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
Nothing Like That.

Did those two men have an epis.
tolary dispute?"
mo pistols in the dispute at all.
They took it out in letter-writing."
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
The Same Thinu.

81 say, Tom, these here Trenches
call a gals Teller her finance"
"Aw, well, amt dat what it comes
tor
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24

Sometimes the man who looks before
he leaps gives the other fellow
chance to beat him to it.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
CORRUGATED Sports Gown.

A sports gown has corrugated
skirt of deep green silk with a green
jersey. The sleeves and neck are
edged with yellow.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
Two Views.

mo. never visit the pawnshop. l
don't like the principle of the thing
Its the interest that 1 don't like
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24

"He showed his grit when he was
hurled out of the machine"
"lto wonder; he had to bite the
dust"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24

Wise men always look before they
leap for Joy.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
Relic of Roman Occupation.

Digging in Stepney, London, a
workman unearthed a Roman burial
urn containing human bones supposed
to be nearly two thousand years old.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
NOT VERY.

NOT VERY.
"My John is thinking of charter
ing yacht for the summer"
won't that be pretty eXpensive?"
mot so long as we confine our
selves to thinking about it."
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24

The harvest acreage of 1919 in the
United States. was. 2,654,311 acres
greater than in 1918.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
Flies for Its Life.

Strange how time flies" how very Oft
We hear this said-and still it
Isn't so strange; if time did not
More folks would try to kill it.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
EiQht Dull Years.

Eight DUH Years.
A French writer says that a girl
Is a person we stop kissing when she
Is twelve and begin to kiss again after
she is twenty.-BOston Transcript.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
Still M arried.

Gerald tender you my hand.
Geraldine-It isn't legal tender. You
are not divorced yet.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24
IhiItyRunningSoreS

Remember, 1 stand back of every box,
Every druggist guarantees to refund the
ointment doesn't do all I claim.
1 guarantee it for eczema, old sores,
running sores, salt rheum ulcers, sore
nipples, broken breasts, itching skin, skin
diseases, blind, bleeding and itching piles
as we'll as for ehafing, burns, scalds, cuts.
bruises and sunburn.
81 had 80 running sores on my leg for
II years, was in three different hospitals.
Amputation was advised. Skin grating
was tried. 1 was cured by using Peter
sons Ointment. Mrs. F. E. Root, PSI
Michigan street, Buffalo, N. Y. Mail or
ders filled by Peterson Ointment Co., Buff
falo, N. Y.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-04-24

An egotist is the center of an admir-
ing crowd-and he's the crowd.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26
HOW SOME GIRLS
 DRESS so WELL
Diamond Dyes" Make Fad ed, Old, Shabby Apparel
 Colorful and New.

Don't worry about perfect results. Use Diamond Dyes" guaranteed to give a new, rich, fadeless color to any fabric, whether it be wool, silk, linen, cotton or mixed goods-dresses .bIouses, stockings, skirts, -chHdren's s coats, feathers, d-aperies, coverings
 The Direction Book with each package tells so plainly how to dia- mond dye over any color that you can not make a mistake.
 To match any material, have drug gist show you Diamond Dye'' Color Card.-Adv.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26
W0n1en's Home Page 7'.;::' ss:.;;::, ss:: Feature.
DAINTY RECIPES

Baked Stuffed Flank. Steak. Flank steak (about two pounds)
 l cup crumbs.
 1-2 cup water or stock.
 1 teaspoon salt.
 If teaspoon pepper.
 1-2 small onion chopped fine.
 1 small carrot, turnip.
 1-2 cup celery.
 Wipe steak, remove skin and lay out flat for stuffing. Make a dressing of stock, salt, pepper, onion and q small amount of celery and spread on the meat. Roll with the grain SC that when cut it may be cut across the grain of the meat.
 Place the diced vegetables in roast ing pan and on this layer of vege- tables lay the meat, and add two ol three cups of water, depending upor size of pan. Cover and bake three hours, or until tender. When cooked remove meat and thicken broth.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26

son Hat Co.,. and the Bethlehem steel Works. Next Wednesday they will visit the American Shipping Board a( Hog Island and witness a launching there. They were rendered a dinner last evening at Schenectady by the Yale Alumni Association, and will also be given one on Monday evening at Philadelphia by the Yale Alumni
 Miss Florence Parsons, daughter of MT. and Mrs. Frederick Parsons of 3,101 Main street, entertained at a charming mise ceTaneous shower last evening in honor of Miss Pearl Speer, daughter of MT. and Mrs. Ellsworth Speer of Keeler avenue. Miss Speer will become the bride of Frank Eos dick of the Bridgeport Savings bank on April 6. Easter decorations were used throughout the rooms, the col ors pink and white predominating. After a delightful evening of music games and dancing, a delightful un- c11eon was served. Miss Speer was the recipient of many beautiful pieces of linen, cut glass and silverware. The invited guests were Miss Ruth Johnson, Miss Isabel TGvers, Miss Mil dred Hit, Miss Florence Richards, Miss Eunice Wills, the Misses Ruth, Susan, and Morret Anderson, Miss Bertha Fitch, Miss Ruth Alvord, Miss Marie Nunson, Miss Ruth Halsey, Miss Helen Joyce, Miss Florence Par sons, Miss Pearl Speer and Mrs. Els worth Speer.
 Mrs. H. c. Bradley of 9s Sanford avenue returned home yesterday from Jacksonville, Florida, and other points of interest where she has been spending the past four months.
 MT. and Mrs. Samuel Silver of 1 s3O Park avenue are receiving oongrat- ulafions upon the arrival of a son born at St, Vinoent's hospital, Mon day, March g.
 The Delta Kappa Fraternity so- ciety of the University school on Fairfield avenue will give an informal dance on April in the Masonic tenn pie Henry Nh1rren is the chairman arranging the affair and is assisted by the following committee: Sidney Johnson, Thomas Taylor, John Walko, Walter Wakeman, William McPadden and Walter Benedict. The proceeds of the affair will go to the T. U. S. Athletic association.
 | The LadleS' Guild Of Christ church | will> hold a food and fancy article
 sale at the home of Mrs. H. D. Curtis 1097 Iranistan avenue, Saturday l March a27.
 Miss Marjorie Morris of 1272 Iran 1 istan avenue, will be the guest o1 friends in Ansonia over the week end The Maccabean society will hoIG | the third annual ball On Sunday April 4, at the State Street Casino The proceeds from the affair will bt | for the Palestine Restora tion Fund.
 The Bridgeport Philosophical so | ciety will hold a pre- organization
 meeting tonight at S19 Broad street l A large attendance is desirable. ADVERTISE IN THE TIMES.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26

Horace Knox, student at Pratt's In- stitute, Brooklyn, N. r., will. arrive home today for a two weeks vacation at the home of his parents, MT. and Mrs. Robert Knox of 59 Sedgwick street.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26
Beef GouIash.

This may be made from the chuck. Cut the beef into cubes or slices and sprinkle with vinegar and a little summer savory. Add a, teaspoonfu1 of salt, and half teaspoonfu1 of paprika; cook six onions for each two pounds of meat, slowly, in one-fourth of a cup of butter or butter substi- ute. Add the cooked onions to the meat, cover tightly, and cook slowly for about two hours. The liquid may be increased just before serving by the addition of a little beef stock, or either sweet or sour cream.
 Crowned Pigs Feet.
 1 can beets.
 6 pigs feet.
 egg.
 1-2 cup crumbs.
 Butter or butter substitute.
 Crumb the pigs feet and brown in butter or butter substitute. Arrange in casserole and bake basting with high grade table sauce and butter. Serve in casserole, having can beets, which have been heated, sur rounding the pigs feet. ~
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26

Miss Florence Cooper of South Park avenue. will be the guest of her parents in Wa11ingford, Conn.,, over the week end.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26
BREAD MAKING
 AT FOOD HUT

Mrs. T. W. Cutting gave a, most in- teresting demonstration on the mak- ing of breads and biscuit at the Food Hut on State street, yesterday after noon. From an economy standpoint Mrs. Cutting explained that a loaf of home made bread costs about 13 cents to make<a and bake, and will go just twice as far. as an IS cent bakers loaf. The time consumed and work involved in making bread is very little and repays the house. wife doubly.
 Plain, wheat bread was demon strated at yesterdays meeting and also oatmeal bread. A recipe for rusk dough was used and from it plain rusk, hot cross buns and cinna- mon rolls were made. Mrs. Cutting also demonstrated Parker House rolls and from that dough showed such variations. as clover leaf rolls and sandwich biscuit. One baking g powder biscuit dough was demon strated and made into apple cake.
 The R. T. Whiting Go. donated the materials for the demonstration. The meeting was in charge of Mrs. w. E. Grant, chairman for the month of March for the Fair Price Commit tee.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26
Society Neycs
 Club 4ActiUities
zEszEzEaEzEzEaEaHSE8E 8EEaEaE3MEaEzEzSszzss

James F. Ravens, student of the Bethlehem Preparatory school at Bethlehem, Pa, will spend the Easter recess at the home of his parents, MT. and Mrs. James H. Ravens, of 1116 Faireld avenue.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26

Miss Alice Orlup and Edward Or lup will spend the week end in New York city where they will attend several theatrical performances.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26

his wife (Frances Hurley) in on the bell secret but makes sure that al ways before his wife enters he dis connects the battery. On this par ticular time MT. Fox becomes So in terested in Miss McC1ue, who takes the part of the tfvamp'' that he for gets to turn off the battery when his wife appears and in an effort to ex- plain about the presence of the vamp gets into all kinds of trouble by the ringing of the bell.
 It is hoped that MT. Moore will soon allow the play to be given in the auditorium at some of the as semb1ies.
 Miss Anna Marafi. .1s, and Miss Dorothy Pickett, '21. are employed at the Graphophone company.
 Did anything ever appear in B. H. S. before as fascinating as those won derful white sweaters the boys of the basketball team are wearing?
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26

Jack Saur of North Main street and G4endon Goode of Washington Terrace, have returned home from Middlebury college, Vt, to spend the Easter holidays with their parents.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26

The regular meeting of the Ladies' guild of Calvary Episcopal church will be held Saturday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock at the home of Mrs. c. Willie of 356 F1airview avenue. All members are urged to attend.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26

2:30 o clock at the home of MTS. c. Wyllie of 356 Fairview avenue. All members are urged to attend.
 The Bridgeport Hebrew Orphan AsyF1n society will have a ball Sum- day evening at the Casino, State street, for which extensive prepara- tions are being made. Mrs. Frank SGhipSeer is chairman of the commit tee on arrangements, while Mrs. C. Boas is treasurer and Mrs H. Whit man is secretary. Those assisting are Mrs. c. Stetson, Mrs. l.. Nabit, Mrs. O. Risisky, Mrs. A Klein, Mrs. F. Stein, Mrs. H. She1nisky, Mrs. A Arthur, Mrs. s. Postal, Mrs. B. Ri visIzy Mrs. B. Stadler, Mfrs. M Noa4z. Mrs. l. Reich, Mrs M Gohdberg, Mrs. F. Hickman, Mrs. H. FrUtdenh elm, Mrs. M. ByaEs, Mrs. l.. Soloman,s Mrs. F. Blurnberg, Mrs. F. Katzman, Mrs. M NudeIman, and Mrs. M. Bakunin.
 Mrs. Edward Rogers of 78 Crown street will entertain the members of the Friday Crftique Book club at her home this evening.
 Mrs. H. A. Lewis is chairman of the committee arranging. the sale of food and fancy articles to be given / by the Ladies Aid society of the SHACK uNOch CoIfSnSSdGIollodl CHuIC CA' Thursday, April 15-
 Mrs. J. M. Richardson of SIS Lau- rel avenue will haveras her guest over the Easter holidays the Misses Vir- ginia and Grace Peterson of Akron, Ohio, students of the Emma Willard school, Troy, N. Y.
 AdeIbert Knox of TT Alpine avenue left Wednesday for a weeks trip to New York, Schenectady, and Phfla- delphia, with about 60 classmates and several professors from the Sheffield Scientific School of New Haven. The group had a S gal ear and sleeper and will include: in their itinerary a visit to the Brooklyn navy yard, the General Electric Co, the Western Electric Co.,, the Standard Oil Co.,, the
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26

The Bridgeport Philosophical so- ciety will hold a pre- organization meeting tonight at S19 Broad street A large attendance is desirable.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26

Mrs. H. c. Bradley of 9S Sanford avenue returned home yesterday from Jacksonville, Florida, and other points of interest where she has been spending the past four months.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26

MT. and Mrs. Samuel Silver of l, ,ss0 Park avenue are receiving congrat- ulations upon the arrival of a son born at St, Vinoent's hospital, Mon day, March 22
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26

The Maccabean society will hold the third annual ball On Sunday, April 4, at the State Street Casino. The proceeds from the affair will be for the Palestine Restoration Fund.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26

Mrs. Edward Rogers of 79 Crown street will entertain the members of the Friday Crfhique Book club at her home this evening.
The Bridgeport times and evening farmer., 1920-03-26

Miss Marjorie Morris of 1272 Iran istan avenue, will be the guest of friends in Ansonia over the week end.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-03-29
BETTER THAN CALOMEL
Thousands Have Discovered
DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets
are a Harmless Substitute

DR.. Edwards Olive Tablets-the sub
stitute for calomel-are a mild but sure
laxative. and their effect on the liver is
almost instantaneous. These little olive
colored tablets are the result of DR..
Edwards determination not to treat
liver and bowel complaints with calomel.
The pleasant little tablets do the
good that calomel does but have no
bad after effects. They don't injure the
teeth like strong liquids or calomel.
They take hold of the trouble and
quickly correct il. Why cure the liver
at the expense of the teeth? Calomel
sometimes plays havoc with the gums.
So do strong liquids. II is best not to
take calenel. Let DR.. Edwards Olive
Tablets take its place.
Headaches, "dullness" and that lazy
feeling come from constipation and a
disordered liver. Take DR.. Edwards
Olive Tablets when you feel log" and
heavy" They clear" clouded brain
and "perk up" the spirits. locand 25c.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-03-29
Rights of Minorities.

| Among the European peoples who
recovered their liberty when the cen
trail empires fell, the Czechs and Slo-
vaks are setting a shining example of
regard for the rights of minorities OF
rcprisal for centuries of wrong there
has been none, though the Austrians
and Hungarians may have dreaded il
as having been deserved. The republic
OF the Czechs and Slovaks has within
its area of 55 1000 square miles a pop
ulation of 100000. The Czechs of
Bohemia and Moravia number about
100000, and the Slovaks in the north.
ern section of Hungary are estimated
at 100000. Then the minorities are
reckoned at 100000 Germans, $4,000
Magyars and p 900 Jews. There was
Il temptation to the founders of the
republic to let the larger minorities
have something like the harsh rule
which Austria Hungary had imposed
by means of her military force on the
Bohemians and Moravians, but the
Masaryk government and the national
assembly did not hesitate TO take the
way of justice, giving equality of
treatment TO those who in their time
.pf power had denied it.
That is how it comes about that
there is general eontentment in the re,
public, with the promise of continued
peace and growing prosperity. First
the Austro- Germans and the Magyars
had their political rights as citizens Sc
cured to them by declaratory legisla-
ton, the essence of which is the equal.
ity of all races before the law. And
now the assembly has passed legisla
ton similarly safeguarding the rights
of the Jews in the republic. For the
first time in that country, country
whose population is about % per cent
Catholic, the Jews enjoy both religious
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-03-29
Wanted, Country Doctors.

The country doctors are all moving
to town, according to leading medical
magazine. Thousands of the smaller
communities are without doctors
There are two reasons for this-first,
the war, which opened new avenues of
usefulness and opportunity to many of
the physicians who entered the service
and second, the automobile which
makes it possible for the doctor to live
in the larger community, keep in touch
and compete with the city physicians.
and still take care of large part of
his outlying practice.
Because of these two factors the lit
tie town far from the city suffers with
out doctor, or is able to get one only
after a long delay and anxiety.
To offset this shortage the magazine
offers this suggestion:
why shouldn't some of the city
doctors, especially those getting along
in years, who feel "a if they would
like TO slow down a little, move into
some of the beautiful country villages
which nowadays have most city com
forts and many advantages which the
city does not possess? In such place
a home can be bought for a song, with
peace and quiet, and a garden spot,
fresh fruits and beautiful scenery, and
an increasing number of people OF large
ideas and poetic and literary instincts
and little money!"
The suggestion sounds practical and
Almost anybody might wish
he were a city doctor, so he could step
up frst.-Concord Monitor.