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Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-01-06

Madison, Wisconsin, which eolv~d the
problem OF kiln drying nirplane spruce,
and which IL doing work OF the highest
industrial value, has force OF 67 men.
One fourth of there have accepted po-
sitions at greatly increased salaries.
Another fourth are considering similar
offers. Unk.ss IT rs enabled TO pay letter
salaries within six months, the Forest
Products Laboratory will practically
cease to work
Recently the government Of Britnh
India sent a man IN this laboratory 10
study the remarkable work it is doing,
When he went back 70 India he took two
Of the laboratory beat rnen with him.
One Of them had been drawing salary
Of 81, 300 from the United States govern
ment- The Indian government gavs him
1920 and bis transportation 10 Dehra
Dun In the Himalaya iNIntains The
other man got proportionate raise.
Another young man in the Forest
Service became an expert IN eastern hard
woods. He bore the title of foreat ex-
aniner He was 33 Year, old. His salary
waa 81 800 a year. The American Walnut
Growers Association offered him $40 900
to become it's secretary. He became.
Tho government Of South Africa re-
awav from tho Forest Service AZ more
than double the salary he war getting
from the United States government. Not
only arc other governments and b,Einess
cutting the American civil service, but
even the faculties Of American univgrsi-
ties, traditionslly underpaid, arc taking
technical mon away from The govgzn-
mcnt.
H. -
5itions on its staff Of medical men: ri Of
them are vacant Young medical ..t,Uientz
drawing salaries Of 81 200 year Gre per-
forming major operations in this hospital
This indicates that perhaps the wounded
soldiers who complain TINT they are not
being well taken care Of have some truth
on their side
These facts md instancea gpeak for
themselves. Little amphhoatiOn Is nee,l-
ed. II should he explained, however,
that the government organization IN
Washington consista II about I05, ,O00
individuals, all of whom arc underpsid
OF these about $500 arc technical and
professional men 10 IS with thcs~ men,
and not with the clerks, that this article
deals These technical amnd professional
men are the bralns Of the government
the clerks are It's arrrs and legr. The
quality of the service which your govern
ment renders To you depends largely
upon the quality Of the brains with which
it fills it's technical, professional and
administrative positions.
GOVERNMENT gxrArDrwn
The activities of the govcr1nnrnt ar
constantly expanding. II now advises
and aids Some industries such as agr-
culture, it operates Others such as the
railroads and the national forests ard the
r.fssf al snstern nrpr nthnr-s h evnrrras-a q
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-01-06

large degree of control. IL n a growing
machine which touches the lives of ever
one Of ms Some of tE think 10 Otig ht t0
grow still more, and Others think h
actiYities ought ~ be curtailcd BU
no one, presumably, thinks Il ought ~
coIarese Whatever the amount ~ Wori
IL does, We agree that IT should H. n goo,l
machine. But il is no longer a good NJ
chine, and il II getting worRe all the iinc
There is only one reason fpr this Ihl
people Of the United States are not payinV
their employees enough money They not
only pay tyo little ~ Obtnin hut clas
or cven second class, eInployea. Ihny
do not pay enough 70 retain the aerviosa
Of anyone permanently. Dc govern
rnent service has become place " which
men come for little while and then e.
leaving work st loO8e ends. II . a place
where youngsters experiment and oonr-
plete their educatOns, and where OLD
men, who no longer caro- for chsnge
doze in their chairs, 70 no longer offer
. life career IN a Usn Of hrst-claa8 abb
ties.
Congress has appointed = commission
TO look intO this state ~ afairs. Tn
cornmig5ion has held hearings and q has
heard the fscts There B every reasor
20 believe that the commEsipn wil.
recommend extensive increases IN goygrr
mont sslanes There IL not much re0sot
To believe that Congress will act upon IT,
recommendations Administrative ao0n
Orny'' u a plank which will apIea- N thr
platforms Of both great political parti'E
Far galsslos for government cInp.oJc9
s plank which viii not appcar 2 cithsr
NJ least, n0t unlaB The people can be-
rorvipreei thai their yovprr FDauA rnarhIrp
n going 70 rack and run, and Cpngrrr
bears from The people.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-01-06
HOW MANY KfOWr

Foreigners saturated with the classrTrn
a Kari Marx ard delighting IN the terror
SIN of fenire ard Trotzky naturally are
too profoundly engaged ~ tier conspiracy
60 know or 90 heed the danger-s'guats that
everywhere are displayed for their beIieht.
Refugees from governments by men, they
do not trouble themselves tO examine
the princiyal or consider the power of n
eoyefnmer,t Of law But no such excuses
can be offered for Americans nurtued
In Iibcrtty vho lightly accept these doctrines
Oh destruction and BY contributions OF
money and influence make them their own
IL would be interesting, therefore, 70
know how many cit izens oi the United
States have know ledge OF the history Of
eIf-covernmcnt and Of the awful sacrifices
made IN il behalf All arc familiar, no
doubt, with the erro-s and failures OF
democracy. for ore 81 the virtues OF party
rule Is that il kccTe them eveE before 'r7,
sometimes in cxs ggeratesi form, but bow
n.any Americans nowadays regard govern
rncnt rs ANYTHING more than Great
Father: how many are familiar with It's
limitations how many have solemn aTs-
probation of their own respons ihlhilcs; !;
how many arc able TO say on their con-
scicncrs that they have 20 tslnt OF what Is
called PolskcviSIn?
This Bokheviam IS not q hberatoF; |;
Il rs a tv1snniser Of mankind BY its
vrry Lawlcsness Il cornpels the adoption
OF rneasuTvs which restrict the privileges
Of frecnscn everywhere It's agents snd
spologists here are desperately inhictlng
hardship uron Fsce capable Of exercising
all the rights Of liberty without abusing
them. The pity of it IS that the lunacies
and deviltries, 20 curb which new and
drastic lsrs ARE urged OF every hand, fInd
counterznce and support among men and
wornen calling themselves Americans.
They do more thar imperii their own
liberties. They u4c1 ace the dearly bought
liberty Of everybody elsel-Nes York
u nrld
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-01-06
a Sure Way 10
End Dandr7If

There is one g1ys way that has Deva
failed " remove dandrsH ~ onoe. and
that is 70 Dissolve il, then y0u destroy
entirely To DO his, just get about four
ounces u PLAIN, common bcnd arv1r
from any drug store this Il att you uTll
need, apply i at nigh when retiring
use enouEht n moiaten the scalp and r.ib
il IN gently vi y the fngey Uryz
BY morning, mott # not an n yrrrv
dandrIf will he gone, and three or fo7,
more applications will ,ornpletaiv dip-olvr.
and entirely destroy every single sign Ard
tracs of IL, no matter how rDuch 1andr.F
you may have
You will ind an itching and iivrir-
Of the scalp will 81 p instantly and vour
hair viii be fluffy. itgtrous gioeyv. glkv
and soft, and look and feel = hundred tr7es
better
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-01-06

Clear skies and bright sunshine are
very fine at this time Of tic year but
higher temperatures would make them
even more enjoyable We hope the Weath-
or Man viii take due notice OF this
gentle hint, and govern himself according
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-01-06

let the deported "Reds" enter upon a
campaign to revolutiomze Russia after
they are sent back 70 that distracted
country. ReH5sla needs radical Eevolu-
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-01-06
EVENING SMILE.
MADE HIM FEEL SMALL.

A foppish yo,ng urnu who could only
find seat next to 6shwife, Ia North
of Scotland smoking carriage, expressed
his disgust by many dtsdainful glancss-
Az length the woman remarked:
"I'll bet ye, ray. NANNY, you an rs~'s
bath thinking the Same thing
''Nhat is that, wornanf" demanded the
youth hnughtily
"You are wishing yuu WAS sittmx rssrs .
gentleman"
''I an indeed, replied the young man.
''So arn |. " The fishwiie replied calmly.
-pcarsone Weekly.
"ls yoyu daughter going 10 mskv her
dchut this season, Mrs Conneup7" mo,
ma am; we ain { SO hard pushed vrt that
WV have 20 have anything homemade. =
Baltimore American
'Is she the kind Of WOMAN who knows
IL ALP "No, but she's the kind oil WOMAN
who tells IL ail - Boston Transcript.
AREN'T you the Same hegg.r ! gsvv 10
cents to yesterday" asked the cltiren.
81 am, sir, replied the ncndicant And
you ssid you wanted TO get 70 the next
town." u did sir But, you sec, 10
cents wasn't enough 90 gvt me out of this
town, sir Yonkers Statesman.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-01-06

The Supreme Court has sustained the
Prohibition Enforcement act and con
demned 275 beer. Gone ls the last hope
Of the thirsty ones
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-01-06
To Cure a Cold IN One Day

take Laxative Bromo Quinine fTabIets)
II stope the Cough and Headache and
works of the Cold T.. W Groves sigma
ture on each box. 20c.-Ad
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-01-06
Observation-Disclosures stttttt
RIPPING RBY MES.
By Walt Mason.
GOOD RADIANCE.

OF anarchists we're weary, OF
all the kindred freaks. of agitators
beery who jar lls with their shrieks,
and so we've started shipping the
t lot across the sea, and they may do
their yipping. IN Russia, which Is
/ free They didn't like our banner
or eagle, worth cent, and IN I'M
t sCeIniy manner they voiced their
! discomfort They said that tyrants
rule us, we're traTnpled by the
strong, the piuteS AMI robbers TOOL
us. and everything is wrong They
pitied us for working, they shud-
dered at our fate, and thought
some timely dlfking and Bombing
would he great. And now they have
departed for Rllssias S shining shore,
whore patriots truehe arted may
shed each others jore; where man
takes recreation with weapons In
his paws, and prompt assassina-
ton Is sure Of great applause.
hope they II all be joyous on Russia's
happy strand, and never more
annoy US, or see this daTkened
land They'll have the kind of free
dom that's bound TO hit the spot,
for friends viii shoot and bleed
'em. and burn them when they're
shot So let's keep on dispatching
the reds TO RuEslas shore; they've
ltched Us long and scratching has
grown TO be bore.
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Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-01-06
MEETINGS TONIGHT.
Bethany Bard.

Bethany Bard.
Gas Study Club.
Blacksmiths' Union.
Stonernas1ns Union.
Brandyw.nc Fire Co.
Sgnvth Post, g. A. r.
Central Labor Union.
Waneta Council, ID. p
A. Of s. T., r. F. Of A.
Calant',e Lodge, K Of p
Humanity Circle, b. Of L.
Corinthian Lodge, S. OF Il
Crusaders Castle, X G. L.
Eureka Conciave, S ". NJ.
Fame Castle, A o. *. NJ. &.
Industry Lodge, A. o. u. ".
Canton Delaware, No. !, 2. NJ
Eureka Council, Jr. O. T. A. NJ
Chosen Friends Castle, X. G. +.
Lafayette Lodge, A. f. 4 A. NJ.
German Beneficial Society, No. /.
Peerless Conclave, II. or ;. ". Nj.
Brandvwine Com, a & |. O. K.
Harmony Council, No. |, L. +. 4.
Mutual Encampments, / O. O. f.
Sheet Metal Workers, Local No. S02.
Eureka Council. Jr O. u. A. NJ
Guiding Star Temple, No. 6, @. of W
Washington Camp, No. Is, 2. o. S. A
Moriel Encampment, No. |, /. O. K. Nj
Vii. Branch, No Is, Grand Fraternity
Car and Ship Painters Protective Asso
Y r S. Zion German Lutheran Church
Washington Lodge, No. l76, |. O. @. F
Wilmington Conclave, ID OF l.. O. 4. c
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-01-06

Cube r. he greatest cCngTne~ of
rsisins among Spanish-Amer natione
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-01-06
GOVERN .frrrT YrrArDrws.

The activitiea Of the govrr1rncnt ar
constantly expanding II now advises
and aids Some industries such as agr-
culture, it opc~atcs Others such ss the
railroads and the national forests ard the
postal system, oyer others II ezercrses 2
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-09-19
SOVIET ARGONAUT
DOCKSAT HAMBURG
Vessel Carried Reds Who
Were Barred From British
Trade Congress.
By Cable % The Star and Chicago Daily News
Copyright, 1920.

BY Chile 70 The Star and Chicago Daily News.
Copyright 1920.
BERLIN. September 1.-THE quiet
port Of Hamburg was surprised this
morning by the sudden appearance on
the horizon Of a vessel flying the red
flag Of soviet Russia. Considerable ex-
citement accompanied the docking of
the strange craft. aboard which was a
Moscow trade delegation barred from
England. The wanderings of this mod
ern Argonaut, with it's red cargo, began
on the Thurman coast Of northern Rus
STA weeks ago, when the Moscow unions
decided to send a delegation to the Brit
ish trade union congress at Portsmouth.
Lloyd George is said to have promised
the twelve delegates permission to land
in England, but upon their arrival at
Murmansk none of the allied vessels
there would take them without permits
sion from London, and this was not
forthcoming.
The Murmansk soviet decided to fit
out Russian vessel. for which pur
pose a special Saturday was set aside,
according to the present soviet Gus
TOM when all the working people
turned out to help prepare the ship.
which was named "Subbotnik," mean
ing "Saturdaying." After rounding
the northern Scandinavian coast the
Subbotnik appeared in Bergen, Nor
way, two weeks ago. The Norwegian
authorities, shocked at the sight of
the red flag, refused to let the passengers
land The Norwegian radicals inaugu-
ing direct action if the reds were not al
lowed on shore. The government per-
rnitted them to land for eight days only
Efforts We're then renewed to obtain
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-09-19
ny HAL O,FLaHERTY.

By Cable to The Star and Chicago Daily News.
Copyright, 1920.
STOCKHOLM, September 1S.-Bol-
shevist agents in Scandinavia, warn
ed by the various governments that
their activities will no longer be toll
Grated. are scurrying for safety on
every ship heading toward Russia
Half a dozen trade delegates, who
had been in Norway for more than
a month, were hastily expelled from
Bergen, where the police hustled them
aboard a steamer. refusing their re-
quest for ten minutes for breakfast
Maxim Litvinoff remains in Chris
tiania under the strictest surveillance
the Norwegian government having de-
clared that its tolerance of his pres
ence was only reluctantly given.
stirred Up Trouble.
Denmark, rejoicing over Litvinoff's
departure from that country, issued
statement that it did not want any
STAY in Denmark he failed to accom-
plish anything in the way OF trade
relations. but did succeed in meeting
hundreds of political agents from the
surrounding countries and In SURFING
up continued trouble for the Danish
government.
Today the Swedish foreign Office
made public a statement that here
after bolshevist agents must Keep
clear of Swedish shores unless armed
with the governments permission TO
enter. The Swedish police arrested
one bolshevist delegate. who entered
without a passport by way of the
northern railroads. and they are now
keeping him on a boat outside the
territorial waters until he receives a
pass to travel through to Reval. Al
though Sweden is willing to show
hospitality to bo1sheviki on their way
to other countries, they will not be
allowed to remain here.
Concerted Action.
This general roundup seems to be
the result Of concerted action by the
three countries, which are determined
to rid themselves of a pest which
was becoming a menace. Tons OF
literature and great sums OF money
and valuables had been Struggled into
Sweden by the agents of Lenln ana
Trotsky. They have even used Rus
sian eunboat to land couriers on Swe-
dish soil, while it is generally agreed
that the bolsheviki have used Stock
holm in the course of the past year
as clearing house for goods going
to America. These underground rail-
ways will, if possible, be wrecked.
The repressive measures are partial
ly due to the despicable treatment &C
corded to the few Scandinavians left
within Russia. The promises of safe
ty issued by the Moscow government
have proved utterly worthless. Men
bearing written permits to cross the
frontier have been arrested lmmedl-
ately and kept in prison without an op-
portunity for trial or hearing. Word
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-09-19
Ironing That Never
Tires

Every piece that comes
through the Simpler shows a
beautiful gloss, perfect edges,
smoothest surfaces. 1t does
the work of the whole family,
even eentlemen's soft shirts
and collars. And at a cost of
only 4 cents for fuel! The
Simpler Irossr is operated by
electricity and heated by gas,
gasoline or electricity.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-09-19
DAGHESTAN IN REVOLT.
Mountaineers Rebel Against Rule
of Bolsheviki.

TIFLIS. Transcaucasia, September
13.-The mountaineers of Daghestan
have begun an uprising against the
whose headquarters are at
in mid-Transcaucasia
The Daghestan forces are being aided
by several thousand Of Gen. Denik-
ines former soldiers. and also by Tar
tars. Azerbaijans and Ruban and
Terek Cossacks.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-09-19

British passports. but without sue
cess. The Norwegian government,
however. permitted two Of the lead
ing delegates Losovsky and Anzele-
witch, to proceed by rail and boat to
Germany. They arrived in Berlin yes
terday.
The remaining delegates and also
the crew of the reds vessel were
forced to depart from Bergen. In
stead of turning back to Murmansk
the red mission resolved to continue
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-09-19
REDS SCURRYING TO COVER
FROM NORTHERN COUNTRIES
Bolshevik Agents in Scandinavian Lands
Are Warned Activities Will
Not Be Tolerated.

has reached Stockholm that H. e.
Boyer. representing the Morris Pack
ing Company of Chicago, is imprisoned
in Moscow, but the report seems to be
untrue. as other messages report him
safe.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-09-19

India has perhaps a greater variety
of plants than any other country in
the world having 1,50U native species.
or about SO per cent more than the
fora of the whole of Europe.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-09-19

the venture by heading for Hamburg.
where their vessel locked today.
Whether the German government will
permit them to land IL still uncertain.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-09-19

Twenty thousand women are EN-.
ployed in the fruit and vegetable
packing industries in California.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-09-19
DENGUE FEVER EPIDEMIC,
Disease Carried by Mosquitoes Ha
Wide Range in Alabama.

MONTGOMERY, Ala. September Is.
"A serious epidemic Of dengue fever
has been reported to DR.. s. w. WEIGH.
state health officer, from ENTERPRISE.
Ala The prevalence of the disease.
which Is said to be carried by mos
Quitoes, now covers q wide area. DR..
Welch states every effort will be ex-
erted by his department to prevent
further spread Of the disease.
Dengue or break-bone fever in for
mer years. it is stated, was generally
the forerunner of an epidemic Of yell
low fever.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-09-19

Whole villages in Jugoslavia are
composed of women
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1920-09-19

You can now do a whole
family ironing in an hour
sitting down comfortably to it
and never feel the least tax
on your health or strength !
This is possible with the
Simpler lroner because of its
real simplicity and unique
automatic feed-board control.
Just a touch of the hands and
it irons for you!
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-16

ward Tulsa aud h.s reception hero
i,o snil 30 was easy ~ see Just
Vhy Tulp is admired even bv those
HuD nd never visited the city. u
r., Won have bopuiifui homca. tho
ulu.D ~ any I hove ever seen. You
iutp wonderful buildings In tho
hr.lt ~ the city. The 80. and
hoinift speaks for your w .to-datc-
u...." ho s1id. Caruso, while ne
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-16

bors Closely associated in promIn-
'u.. VIII %, 'Hudolph's Narrative"
from Ia Eohomo."
.iu"h ot fi' program Will consist
~ tighter numbers. such a. .NOlI
IyoA INV Tnll Mo- lDIh LnuL-.M- 1
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-16
DEMONSTRATION
s---ss--s---------s-a-r---
RabOn S
Ready Mixed
Milk and EsS,
Pie Filler and
Creme Whip

Serve a delicate pie or
pudding today made
from Rabon's Ready
Mixed Milk an d
Egg Pie Filler--in fact
serve several times each
week. All you need do
is just add water, mix
and cook. Five minutes
time, one dirty vessel,
Costs less than equal
quantities of the separate
ingredients and saves
you much time, labor and
worry.
Rabon's Ready Mixed
Milk and Egg Pie Filler
is made of pure, fresh
powdered eggs, milk,
cane sugar, pure flavor
ing and a small amount
of corn starch and flour
to thicken. No artificial
coloring, flavoring or
gelatine used. Scien-
tifically mixed and
blended. Keeps indefi.
nitely and always ready
for instant use. Comes
in chocolate, lemon,
cream, cocoanut and un.
favored. Keep a pack
age of each flavor in the
pantry for emergencies,
Such high grade prod
ucts as Kim Brand
powdered milk, Frank
lin Bakers Cocoanut,
Ambrosia Cocoa, Cali
f ] ori d u Powdered
Lemon Juice and Louisi-
ana Can sugar used.
All in liberal quantities
as called for in your fa-
vorite recipe. Accept no
substitute, but call for
Rabon's. It's the only
one having the cane
sugar in it, and that uses
\ liberal quantities of milk
\ and eggs. If your grocer
3 hasn't it he can get it
4 from his jobber.
a Whipping cream is
n very expensive and hard
q TO get-especially when
\ most needed. Rabon's
4 Creme Whip, which is
made from pure, fresh,
\ pasteurized cows milk
E and comes in powdered
form, will keep indefi-
4 nitely and always ready
Instant use, and will be
4 found an ideal substitute
\ for whipping cream on
\ all desserts w here
\ whipped cream is de-
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n ly and will stand up
\ twice as long as ordi-
nary whipping cream.
Try some on your pud-
q Gings, jellos or fruits
a Inexpensive when com
Y pared to the cost Of or.
dinary whipping cream,
| Peoples
\ Evchoy,6o
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1920-06-24
THE MISERY OF
BACKACHE
Removed by Lydia E. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound.

Muskegon, Mich.-''For six years /
was so weak in nv back at times that /
Polk County news. [volume] (Benton, Tenn.) 191?-1983, 1920-06-24
UNCLE TAN'S STORIES

Peter and Jane got real
chummy with Captain Tanner,
an old 6sherman-only he
wasn't a common fisherman by
a good deal. And one night, af-
ter a supper of blue6sh and
blueberries and white biscuit
and yellow honey in the cap
tain's cabin on the beach, Jane
said to him, Uncle Tan, can
you tell stories?"
81 cam" answered Uncle Tan,
"but not very good ones.
"Why aren't your stories
good ones"
Because you wouldn't be-
lieve them, and besides, they
aren'A true"
81 don't care if they aren't
true. We can play they're true.
That's just as good"
And it was just as good
and even better. For Uncle
Tan was a regular story-teller
and he told Peter and Jan
twslve stories about Brother
AID Sister and Aristotle that
made them sit up and take no.
tice. Brother and Sister are
regular kids and Aristotle is a
regular dog. And they certainly
had some adventures.
Uncle Tan began easy on his
stories. Ia the first story
Brother and Sister and Arts
totle got lost out in the country
and had to spend all the night
before Thanks giving in an old
church that was used for a
barn. Ii wasn't hard work for
Peter and Jane to play this
story was true. But pretty soon
Uncle Tan got gay and then
Brother and Sister and Aris-
totle had some adventures out
Of the ordinary, to say the
least. In fact, they were almost
fairy children. And for a good
wind-up Uncle Tan told the
story of their visit to the Man
in the Moon.
OF course Peter and Jane en-
joyed Uncle Tan's stories-and
so will every other boy and girl.
II will not be surprising if the
grown-ups do too. 1t will be
surprising if they don't.