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The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1920-08-18
Base Ball
Biz Stone Gap vs.. slonegn.

B Stonega was unable 10 hit kcl-
III here in Wednesdays game,
iba home team winning 10y 81
Scorc OF / to /. Stoncea's only
Bore was made IN the first inning
Coming after two men were ont.
lolly die first hitter up walked,
itut was forced out at second
Il hen Mathews grounded to KEEL
1y Wingcr llied TO llcbcr in
4figbi Lowe dropped Stillmun'y
fyaul Mathews scored.
\ Coleman held the locals score
b.. until the fifth inning Wien
'illcy Jumped on him for four hits
Sndtwo walks which resulted in
lvo corcs With two men out
Coleman wa bcnchcd aud Mill
Fl went To the hill He retired
.ilc side and pitched shut out
Bdl.for the remainder Of tile
4 Fahan, first hitter up in the
fitL w,s given a free pass En-
gtberg hunted in front of the
faig aud Kirby's throw to see
SHi Vu- top late Potter mtI
siry 10 right scoring Fahan.
llN mIlowed by Lowe and Full
t5a resulting in three moro
1 III ibc Third inning stoucga
fmc urar scoring 10y Gllmg the
base otter one man was out.
AFTER Kirby famed Coleman
! 5lEmi, l'olly singled To ughtI
sa MATHEWS walked WmgcrI
eldei the rally by hitting into a
D loublc play Kelly to En-
gebcr- to Shoemaker.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1920-08-18
Complete Brick Plant For
Sale.

| offer for snle Mt n bargain,
one complete Helm Power
Brick Press for manufacture of
clay brick, concrete brick and
moulded blocks and shapes for
binding, together with one
Rock Crusher, Engine, forty
steel brick cars and other ma
chinery, Apply to
X y. AYERS,
33-34 Big Stone Gap, Va.
The Big Stone Gap post. [volume] (Big Stone Gap, Wise County, Va.) 1892-1928, 1920-08-18

Fish is said to be an excellent
food for the brain---but fret one
must have the brains.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
SHE COULDN'T
DO A. BIT OF
WORK z MONTHS
Weak and All Run Down But VOla-
Tonic Brought Back
Strength.

Mrs. e. M. Smith, 251S Gilbert ave-
nue., Cincinnati, suffered with her
stomach two years and got so bad re-
Gently that for two months she wasn't
able to do bit of her homework.
81 took Vola-Tonic and now / am a
great deal BETTER" Mrs. Smith said.
II was in such bad condition before
1 took Vola-Tonic that could hardly
keep food on my stomach at all. had
headaches all the time, too, and l was
very nervous. @
For two months recently felt so
badly that l wasn't able to do any of
my homework.
"Then 1 started taking Vola-Tonic.
l hadn't taken more than q few doses
of Vola-Tonic before could see re-
suits.
81 continued taking Vola-Tonic and
now my stomach is in much better
condition and my nerves are about
normal. l am much stronger than be.
fore.
II know have derived great deal
of benefit from taking Vola-Tonic and
want to recommend this medicine to
everybody who feels weak and run
down and needs more strength"
Vola-Tonic, Builder OF Strength, +"
has helped thousands of weakened, run
down men and women back to health
and strength and it will do for you
what it has done for others. If you are
feeling weak and run down get Vola-
Tonic-TODAY!
Vola-Tonic is being specially intro
duced in Maysville at ]. J. Wood &
Sons.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
COLORED CITIZENS.

Mrs. George L. Ross, of Cleveland. is
spending the week with Mr.. and Mrs
Ad. Lewis. Mrs. Ross is niece of Mr..
and Mrs. Lewis and has many friends
in Maysville.
Liberty Court, No. 65, C. of c., will
hold it's regular meeting tonight at
1880 O'Clock. All members are urged
to be present.
MRS. HATTIE l.. ANDERSON, w. C.
MISS CLARA P. HALL, r. of d.
The Acacia Lodge, No. "a, will meet
tonight at s o'clock on business of i'm
portance and work in the Entered APP
prentice. Officers please be on time.
CHAS. H. HOWE, w. NJ.
HARRY COMBS, Secretary.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
RIVER NEAR CREST
HERE TODAY.

The Ohio has just about reached its
crest on the present rise here. At 3
o'clock this afternoon the government
guage at the foot of Market street reg
istered 46.3 feet and the river was ris-
ing very slowly. Indications are that
it will reach stand by midnight to-
night. District Weather Forecaster
DevereauN this morning perdicted a
stage no higher than so feet by tonight
at Cincinnati.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
TO THE CITIZENS or CLIFTON.

People who live in a silent place like
this must not have Elephants, the all
will make tracks in soft earth.
The numer of shot fired we're four,
6 no house war broken in to,
AS far as fame to me is noting, to me
am going to my duty to the best of
my ability,
Police is Poison Reptile until a
cryme is committed then 1t is Oh boy!
w. G. SWEARINGIN, Special P. c. M.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
NAMED CHAMBER OF
COMMERCE DELEGATES.

Captain H. ]. Cochran has been cho-
sen by the Maysville Chamber of Com
merce as delegate to the 9Th annual
meeting of the Chamber of Commerce
of the United States to be held at At
lantic City, April 81 to 29th. Mr.. Geo.
Dodson has been named substitute
delegate.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
FATHER ENDEAVORS TO
GET SONS FREEDOM.

Mr.. William Boner, of Melton, W.
Va, father of Russell Boner, who was
arrested here last week in connection
with an endeavor to pass a forged
check, was here today making an eff
fort to gain his sons freedom from
Jail. He was told that the only way to
gain that freedom was to furnish bail
which he did not do.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17

In the absence Of the pastor, Rev.
w. D. Welburn, there will be special
service in the interest of the Inter-
church World Movement at the First
NJ. E. Church, South, Thursday eve
ming, instead of the regular prayer
meeting service, Miss Louise Best will
conduct the service. All members and
friends are invited to attend this serv-
ice.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
FOUR JOIN ARMY HERE.

Four young men joined the United
States Army at the local recruiting
station today. All four of the men en-
listed for a one years term in the
S9rd Field Artillery. They we're: Har-
Ian D. Hoops, of Felicity, o.; Leonard
F. Lloyd, of this city, and Nelson B..
Crawford and James H. Benson, both
of Mt. Olivet.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17

Mrs. Cliff is with us this season and
gives you-a cordial invitation to come
see the wonderful line of hats we
have for your inspection. Maysville
Suit & Dry Goods Co.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
MASONIC NOTICE.

Maysville Chapter. No. 9, R. A. NJ,
will hold a special session Thursday
evening at o'clock. The Royal Arch
Degree will be conferred on four can
didates. Refreshments after the work.
E. M. SMITH, H. P.
c. P. RASP, Secretary.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
COLORED COUPLE WEEDS.

John A. Payne, aged "a, of George
town, Ohio, and Judeth Henderson,
aged %, of Ripley, Ohio, both colored,
were married ehere this afternoon by
Rev. I. Garland Penn.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
NEW BAKERY BRANCH
FOR WEST END.

The building in West Second street
formerly occupied by the late Phillip
Wheeler as a shoe shop, is being put in
condition for occupancy by the Fed
eral Bakery as a West End Branch.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
FREE OPERA IN BUENOs AIRES.

Every family in Buenos Aires is to
have the privilege of hearing at least
one opera each season free of charge
at the new municipal opera house, to
be erected under the supervision of the
government.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
Public Sale

AS per authority vested in us by the
Board Of Council of the City of Mays
Vile, at its meeting March LIST, 1920,
we will offer to the highest and best
bidder at auction, on the premises of
each lot, the following described prop
erty:
One lot on Limestone street, 46 feet
front, &C feet deep, between Second
and Third streets.
One lot on Sixth street, near the
Almshouse. fronting 100 feet by rs
feet deep.
One lot on Fifth street, between
Plum and Limestone streets, So feet
front. extending back to Sixth street
One lot at the head of Market street,
fronting on Fifth street, extending
back to Sixth street; this lot so feet
front. and one of the most desirable
building lots in Maysville.
One lot at the head of Sutton street
running back to the hilltop; same has
frontage on Fourth street of AZ
feet inches.
The above will be sold at public auc-
ton on
SATURDAY, MARCH 90,
At 2 o'clock p. m, beginning with
the lot on Limestone street.
Terms cash.
c. T. BROWN,
]. D. KEITH,
G.. w. ROYCE,
Committee
Approved by Council March 1, 1920.
THOMAS M. RUSSELL, Mayor.
Attest:
r. B. ADAIR, City Clerk 17-3t
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
TOBACCO SALES.
PeOnIes.
Growers.

Special crops: James Curtis aver
aged $44.7S; Berry Case, $2S.72, the
high basket in this crop brought SIT;
H. Henson, $39,45; Emmett Henson,
$26.2O; Henson & Curtis, $S4.27; c. M.
Mcdonald, $32.O1.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
CINCINNATI Markets
Wednesday, March II.

Wednesday, March II.
Cattle-1OOO; steady to lower; Bulls,
steady; Calves, $2050.
Hogs-4,00O; steady to 25 cents
higher; Heavy, $15.75; Medium and
Mixed $16.75; Lights SIG; High IA;
Roughs, $12.75; Stays, 80.
Sheep-100; steady.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17

The Eastland Parent Teacher As
ISOLATION will hold the regular month
ly meeting Thursday afternoon at 2;SO.
At this meeting new officers will be
elected for the following year. All
members are urged to attend.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
MayEville's Foremost Glothiers.
CITY COVERING WATER
COMPANY'S HOLES.

The city street cleaning department
Is now covering several holes in the
.treet made by the Water Company in
making repairs to their water mains.
20 hole in East Second street. Fifth
which was dug up four months
mas at last been covered.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
FIFTY WEARS IN AMERICA.

Fifty years ago today Squire Fred
Dressed arrived in America from the
old country. In speaking Of the mat
tor this morning, the Squire said that
on the day of his landing in New York
there was two and half feet of snow
on the streets.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
NOTICE ODD FELLOWS.

Regular meeting of Ringgold Lodge,
No. 81, 1. o. o. F., will be held at z
o'clock tonight at the hall in Market
street. Work in the First degree.
JNo. FANSLER, N. G.
SIMON NELSON, Secretary.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17

Mrs. James Frost, Jr., who under
went surgical operation yesterday is
improving nicely.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17

For Quick sale-12 Rights in the
Parker Tire and Rubber Co. for 500.
Address Box SAB, Maysville, Ky. .11-6t
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
NJ BUREAU RECEIVES
y SHIPMENT OF FEED.

e Mason County Farm Bureau
morning received two cars of hay,
cars of corn and two cars of fer
r purchased for members of the
tu. This feed will be distributed
Jug those who purchased within the
It few days by the bureau.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17

New Sport hats of charm for those
who enjoy the great out-of-doors.
Maysville Suit & Dry Goods Co.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17
"U-35" is THE BIG AT
TRACTION AT THE PASTINIE.

"The official exploise of the German
submarine U-S5" is the special attrac-
ton at the Pastime today and tomor-
row. Frank Keenan, will be seen in
"The Silver Girl" in addition to this
feature today.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17

Rev. Robt. T. Tolle, of Cynthiana, is
here for short visit with relatives.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17

WhenyoufeeZ eosfsssd' ee;.
vous, tired, worried or respondent it Is
sure signyou needMOTT'S NERVERHIE
PILLS: Theyrenew the normal vigor AID
make life worth living. Be sure and ask FOX
Motifs Nerverine Pills s sy SsS S1;S1
WILLIAMS MFG. CO.. PrOps.. Cleveland. Ohio
For Sale by NJ. F. Williams & Co.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17

Buy in Maysville. 1t pays
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17

FOR SALE = East End Times-Star
Route; fine paying investment. John
f. oDonnell. Gil Forest avenue.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17

FOR sALE-Capt. John Small resi-
dence, in Aberdeen. Large corner
lot. Brick residence. IA rooms, i'm
mediate possession. ]. M. Collins
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-03-17

FOR SALE-A good four-room Cottage
has pantry, two porches and cellar
Two lot frontage, necessary out
buildings. Apply to Mrs. Sim Dick
son, 1926 Kentucky street. 15-3t
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-08-25

regarding the provisions necessary for
the registration and voting of the wom-
en- of their States have been received
from twenty-four of the thirty-thrcc
States. The fifteen full suffrage States,
of course, have already provided for their
women on the same basis as men.
"Of the twcnty-four States, seventeen
give the opinion Of their attorney-gcn-
erals that no additional legislation will
be necessary to allow women to register
and vote on the same terms as men as
soon as Secretary of State Colby issues
the proclamation announcing suffrage
ratification. These States are Arkansas,
Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Iowa, Ken
lucky, New Hampshire, New Mexico,
North Dakota, Minnesota, Missouri,
Nebraska, North Carolina, Ohio, Penn
sylvania, South Carolina and Wisconsin.
Acknowledgement Arbuckle of Ar
kansas gave it as his opinion that if
Tennessee. has lawfully ratified the
amendment the proclamation of Sccre-
tary Colby is unnecessary.
"Four Statcs-Rhode Island, Massa-
chusetts, Mississippi and Virginia-have
passed enabling acts, making spccia! pro-
visions for women voters.
"The attorney-general of West Vir-
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-08-25
FURTHER LEGISLATION
FOR WOMEN NOT NEEDED
In Nearly All States Provision Has
Already Been Made for
New Vote.

Washington, Aug. 25.--Miss Alice
Paul, chairman of the National Wom-
ans Party. said 'ast night that formal
announcement by the Secretary of State
OF the ratification of the suffrage amend
ment to the Constitution will be made
within twenty-four hours. The certificate
OF ratification signed by Governor Roberts
Of Tennessee is expected to reach the State
Department today or early Thursday
morning.
Immediately upon receipt of the GER
tihcate by Secretary Colby" said Miss
Paul, "thc issuance of the formal proc
lamation announcing the completion of
suffrage ratification is exp pected by rep
rcsentatives of the Wotnan's Party who
have been in close touch with the Sec
rctary of State during the past few days.
"Replies from State attorney-generals
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-08-25

the days interest
The refreshment committee will have
plenty Of good "eatsp for the shooters.
number Of beginners will take their
first shot Mt the flying birds Competent
instructors will conch them.
Regular shooters will hold so target
honor handicapon this day All contestants
who will shoot at so targets at 1G yards,
will themselves decide the number Of
added birds they should receive Class
G and - men will shoot for n special
trophy. the Class G men 20 allow three
added birds on the 80 targets
Brown, Dlggans, and Moystin are sched-
uled for close competition, az also Con-
nell, Cox and Curett. The two Simons,
r. X. and George. are banking on defeat
ing jack Kaiser and Phil du Pont II il
hnned that fatst sirs,9,sfhr and Bill
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-08-25
fan and 'rhon. Orders Yru.1

You try IN Every Evening want adv.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-08-25

ginia and tho governor Of Maryland an
nounced that all necessary arrangements
for women voters will bo made in their
States.
Tho only provisions necessary in West
Virginia is, according to the. attorney
general, to provide for suitable means
for womcn's registration. Ono remain
ing State, Alabama, postpones an opin-
ion until the return Of its attornoy-gen-
eral to the State.
Tennessee, Maine and Indiana hnvc
not been hoard from, but since they
have been had Presidential suffrage for
somo time no difficulty in registration
or voting is expected. OF Texas, with
primary suffrage, the same thing is tr'se.
doubt remains as to the attitude OF
only five States from which no word
has me-Connccticut, Delaware, LOU
isiana, New Jersey and Vermont. ),
''The only two States in which regis
tration of men voters occurred are Mary
land and Georgia in both Of which special
provisions will be made for women"
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-08-25

Full wool in fashionable Fall colors The jackets hav
inverted plated back crossront belt notch col
lars and reveres also four patch pockets.
lii Brofhers-SEC0ND FLOOR
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-08-25
WOULDN'T BAR IAps.

By Associated Press % Every Kyeniur
San Diego. Cal. Aug 70 A pfopo~a'
20 bar from mombcrship Japanese xhD
served IN The world war wa voted down
BY the State convention a ne Anerirnn
Legion here today
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-08-25
WHOLE SPANISH VILLAGE COMING
y Associated prcas - Ksery Evenlns

by Asspciatcd Press - Every Evening
Madrid. Aug. - Every man IN The
village ~ Hucrtn feiayO, ia The brownies
of GuadalalnrA, has decided 10 cmigrais
20 the United State, according a. fhs
town clerk, who appeared ~ fhr AIncrican
consulate today With - companions tg
secure viscs for paesprts
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-08-25
SHOOT At GREENH|LL
To FEATURE NOV|CES
Postponed Meet Will be Held en-
Saturday; Spirited Con-
tests Expected.

The ladies, disappointed by rain last
Saturday, are now preparing for the big
event at Grccnhill this coming Saturday.
and with fair weather expect q record at
tendance. Events for the regular
shooters, and the "novices'i will devide
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-08-25

Swavno will shoot off the tic for leg on
the ~ yard Championship medal The
lady noviccs will hold team shoot against
the men novices and many other events
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-08-25

Every Evenings classified advertise
ments bring results. Proved by the satis-
faction of many and will be to you.---Adv.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-08-25
TO LESSEN LAWLESSNESS
ON MEXICAN BORDER

ny Associated Press TO Every Evening
Mexico City, Aug. 25--Saloons, gam
bling houses and other resorts would be
forbidden in zone 62I5 miles wide along
the Mexican-United States frontier by n
bill being prepared for submission 10 the
next congress by Joso /. Lugo, undcr-secrc-
tary Of interior, says the newspaper FIX
ceslior.
-
You try IN Every Evening want adv.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-18
Upton TIPS

Speaking of the titled ones. the Duke City
His will do their best to retain theirs against
Miss Ell Paso Turkey day.
Q . 9 o
Some young men cannot see what is de-
would resort to the
Shooting of the following never knows a
closed season: Dice. bunk. off your head.
o o O @
Anthony Tcrranova of New Orleans is 60
ing to marry Katie Triana. Let's home he's not
marrying Traina.
Many an apparent whisky oasis turns out
to be a moonshine mirage.
Building Trades Graft Blamed for Wall
Street Bomb"-Headlne. l..
Graft for one makes bum Of another.
@ @ o .
but for many months there has been sus-
picion that its head is cracked.
o o e y
An Oklahoma Indian recently hit another
over the head with Ford crank. He must
have buried the Ratchet.
Japanese students are debating whether
Japan shall fight America. But Japanese
statesmen are said to be opposed to national
suicide.
The old fashioned man who used to wear
ragged elbows from leaning on the bar mas a
son who wears reinforced trousers from sitting
at the sundae counter
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-18
my HUSBAND 3! Nd! AND ID!
Jane Phelps
Jane Pesps

insisted he shouldn't break" I re-
Piled
eyes. he told me that you were
most kind about it"
IAN engagement is an engage
ment. 1t wasn't his fault that
omitted to wire" l returned rath-
er shortly.
MurieI Is Puzzled.
Really it was funny to see the
way Muriel looked at us. Usually
she chatted like maybe; but now
the conversation was almost en-
tirely kept up by Mrs. Horton and
myself.
"You have a beautiful home" I
ventured.
II am glad you like it. Most peo-
pie tell me 1t is harmonious.
YES, that is Clifford's express
sion, isn't it?"
1--WE really must be going!" Mu-
riel exclaimed before our hostess
could answer. For the first time
Muriel looked embarrassed /
knew she felt there was something
she did not understand, something
unpleasant underneath our polite
bandinage.
Eyes we really must" rejoined,
rising,
As I turned to go out, | deliber-
ately stopped before Clifford's pic
ture.
1T is an excellent likeness" 1
unused aloud.
"Why it's splendid! I never have
seen one of those Mildred" Muriel
enthused.
Not well neither have I so we
are alike in that" / replied, then.
"You should feel highly honored
Mrs. Horton. Clifford said some
thing about having his picture TAX
en-; but l had forgotten about it.
This probably is one of them"
l waited just second, not long
enough for her to reply, then went
on:
THAT is, unless this was special
one made for you"
For once l had jolted her out of
her calm poise. Her face Redeemed,
and her voice wasn't quite steady
as she replied:
81 do not so flatter myself"
my but I'm glad to get out of
there! what in the world got into
you? One would think you were
jealous of Mabel Horton!" Muriel
grumbled, the puzzled look still on
her face.
Tomorrow-Other Visits.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-18

Last mite after suppir ma went
out to the movies and l was do
ing my lessins at the setting room
table and wishing I wasent, and
pop had his feet up smoaking a
long seegar with a Enjoyable tx
preston, saying, As Shakespeer
says in his greatest play, King Gil
lette the Bird, this is some seegar.
And he took it out of his mouth
and looked at it as if he thawt
1t was CRATE and then he took
some more big puffs, and jest
then the doorbell rang, pop say
ing, Hang and bubble hang, / bet
b dollers that's some simp to bore
me to deth jest as In all fixed to
enjoy a perfeck segar in peece
and quiet.
Wich jest then the bell rang
egen, pop saying, bubble hang and
triple hang.
Well G, pop, wy don't you jest
Keep on smoaking as if you thawt
the bell wasent ringing and then
maybe they'll think nobody amt
home, | sed.
Its wise child that tips off its
own father, sed pop. And he kepp
on smoaking and the bell kepp on
ringing and pops Expression kepp
on getting less and less Enjoyable,
me saying. l tell you wat, pop, wy
don't you have a contest to see if
you can make the segar last as
long as they make the bell ring?
Your Ulcers are getting verse
insted of better. | cant stand this
eny longer, go down and open the
door, sed pop.
Wich | went down and did, and
who was it but ma looking as
mad as possible, saying, Wat do
you meen by keeping me ringing
the bell for 10 minnits, anser me?
lzzent it bad enuff that l couldent
get in the movies without having
to stand on my own frunt steps
half an hour, answer me?
Gosh, ma, l thawt it was some
body elts, l sed, and ma sed, Well
then think this is somebody elts.
And she gave me a fearse smack
and went up stairs, and pop tried
to iXplane and ma got so mad
she went rite out to the movies
agen to see If she could get in the
End show,