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Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15

are nearly two hundred handsome pal aces. One of these is the Italian castle of Mrs William R. Thompson on Sunset Hill. It is built of stone, and there is beautiful Italian garden with trees, and shrubs and flowers and vines, foun- tains, and a waterfall, and Q brook winding through it all Mrs. Thompson is from Pittsburgh. Another fine es- tate owned also by a Pittsburgh resi- dent, is Sunshine, on the Mintuck road, the palatial home of R. B. Mellon. There is handsome sunken garden here also, and imposing entrance. There are scores of others equally attractive.
 Many noted people have summer homes here. From Detroit there comes U. s. Senator Truman H. Newberry and his brother, John Newberry, and Hen ry B. Joy, who is the head of the Packard Motor Car Co., one of the great | 900 employees. This season George s. Palmer, now of New York, but former ly of Norwich and New London, is oc- cupying the handsome cottage known as Massachaugs, on the Ocean View high way. The bay has been full of hand some yachts and hcuseboats all sum mer One day lady came into the har- bor on her fine yacht and tarried while. She proved to be no less a per son than beautiful Billie Burke, idol of the movie fans, and she attracted much attention when she promenaded on the beach clad in light summery garments, wearing hosettes, and showing just little of two white knees, but ohi not nearly as much as she did when she donned her up-to-date bathing suit It is very pretty ride from Watch Hill to Westerly, and one of the finest sights on the way is the Dahlia Farm, opposite the beautiful River Bend cemetery Here are some seven or eight acres of the handsomest dahlias ever grown, and all in bloom. There are over a thousand different varieties. Mir Stillman began in small way, and was induced to advertise in one of the publications that cost $100 per inch This price seemed almost prohibitive but lie took a chance and he received more than thousand
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
MAINE ELECTION FIGURED
 IN THE STOCK MARKET

New York. Sept. 14-The sock market 'ook on a political tinge today, traders and the speculative element generally sttrihutinE the greater activity and -.rher prices to the outcome of the Maine lection.
 This theory was confirmed to the ex- eut that comm lssion houses with direct sonnections 10 important centres of trade and industry reported a moderate re- sival Of public interest in the more rep -esen;afive stocks.
 Standard rails were conspicuous in the say's broader inquiry. With secondary sr iunior transpOrtations and railroad s1g pn1ents also strengthened substantial with Iie steel group after early heav- ness-
 The feature Of the railway division vas Delaware. I.ackawanna and Western which registered a gain of slightly more han eight points on rumors that the sompsny's reported plan of segregation is taking shape Among the other ac- live and strong rails were Western and Southern issues. transcontinentals and 'oaiera sf~eK4as~
 Advices from Mexioo quoting officials pf that country in terms favorable to ioreirn-owned concessions gave impetus ,o the oils especially Mexican and Pan Arerc@n petroleuns, Houston oil and Royal Dutch.
 Shippings, tohaecos. chemicals and kertiles featured the more distinctive Epecizlties with more accessories, but ceiling for profits caused irregular re- Setions in the final dealings. Sales aruouhted to 4Ts, shares.
 An interesting ssdelight on current fr- tastirel conditions was presented by the E1sDensson of common dividends on Gu sahy Packing and National Cloak ard Suit Credit conditions, as expressed in ean and time money rates were un- changed. but exchange on London and Paris Improved dignity.
 Assde from liberty isEles, which again eased. the bond market. especially in- iernstionais. was firm Total sale, (par vaius) aggregated sti.sso, GOO. Ol1 C s. tonfs were uazftered on call
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
AMERICAN CHAIN BOOKED TO
 PLAY HERE NEXT SUNDAY

Manager John A Holland of the local K of c baseball clum has booked the American Chain team of Bridgeport, to appear in Norwich next Sunday, Septem- Der 18th. The American Chain team is one of the best teams in the state and as the American Chain Go. are owners of ths Bridgeport franchise of the Eastern LeaEue. 1t is thought that several of the Bridgeport players will appear, wearing Chain uniform Marty Walsh, brother ,f Manager Ed Walsh of the Bridgeport team viii pitch. The rest of the lineup win be announced later. The battery for Norwich will be Joe Sherman pitcher and Jack Amey catch. This will give the To- -sis fans a chance to see the Norwich cam in action against a very fast club and will also give them a chance to size 1p Sherman and Amey as a battery The ioczl team now have a first class battery md will make them all go for the re- nainder Of the season. They are after Wlliim&ntic for a series but so far have net been sooorsstul- IL is to be regretted that the Ashland game was postponed last sunday Sn account of the weather h has been anci1ed to play the second game ,f the nertes on Sunday. Octob r 3. Man aesr Holland hzs received a letter from Danny Murphy, write from Detroit. stat nE that the rsrRaar Athletics lineup vil surely appear n Norwich on Sunday september 2sth. and Connie Mack, him ssl,. may be present at tta game.
 MEks AoCarthy. of Westerly. president 5f the Rhsde Islznd State League was in ,c-umunication with Manager Holland
 act evening ever the phone and will se-
 ec; a team of all stars from his league 70 play The locals early in October. The 'ocai cub will be kept busy from now Ir'll tho season closes and 1t is hoped
 hat large crowds will attend all the games which may pave the way for a cam n Norwich next yoar that will beat ,hem an and be a credit 10 the Rose of New England
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
LEAGUE STANDINGS AI.kaH
Amsricaa Lsams.
PETER MANNING CAPTURED
 CLASSIC EMPIRE STAKE

Syracuse, N. r., Sept 14-Peter Man ming the big bay gelding trotter, driven by Tommy Murphy, captured the classic $1o,0oo empire stake at the grand cir cult meeting at the New York state fair today. Victorious in of the heats, Peter Manning shared honors of the event with E. Colorado, winner of the second heat and most consistent con- tender for laurels throughout the race.
 The matron stake, surpassed in inter est and money value only by the en- pire stake, was won by Sister Bertha, an outsider, overlooked by horsemen and followers of light harness racing, who had picked Day Star, Natalie the Great and Worthy Chief as the probable win ners Virtually every race on the nine event program furnished an upset. Drivers expressed great surprise at the wonder full showing of E. Colorado, handled by Walter Cox. In the feature event E Colorado won the second heat, finished second in the first and third heats and actually made Peter Manning extend
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15

aIndian and Colonial music with Miss Olive l.. Hunt in charge
 December, songs to and by children. Mrs Walter NJ. Buckingham as chair man.
 The January program will be provided by some artist from out of town.
 February. negro music. plantation songs. spirituals and modern compost tions under charge of Mrs. James A. Bidwell.
 -March-Modern American Compost tions Mrs. Arthur l.. Peale, in charge.
 In April. the annual meeting will b2 held and this will also be amateur night for student members. The association with such interesting and varied programs in prospect is an ticipating a successful and delightful musical season.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
MISS AMERICA SETS NEW WORLD RECORD

the campus and they were put through a light practice There are five men left from last years squad comprising Whitney, Crocker, Young, Reed and Wellington and from the promising ma terial. no doubt a fast light team will be produced.
 Coach Edward Mckay stated that this years team will be light and should prove to be fast.
 The new suits are expected to arrive next week when no doubt scrimmage will start.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15

Detroit, Sept 14.-Establishihg a new worlds record of 71-43 miles an hour Gzrwocd with his Miss America of the Detroit Yacht club. won the gold chal- I,n=e cup of the American Power Boat Assosiztion here today, taking thes final ;hirty4mile heat of the Powerboat clas- sir in 25 minutes 37 2-5 seconds.
 The record was made in the fifth fve-mile lap. which was covered in four minutes, twelve seconds. Garwood's av- craze speed for the thirty-mile heat to- day was seventy miles an hour fiat Sec snd pIace in the race went to Miss De- troit V, with George Wood at the wheel who finished third in today's heat
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
MUSICAL ASSOCIATION HAS
 PROGRAMME FOR SEASON

Announcements have been sent to members of the Musical Association giving dates and other information of the coming season.
 The winters program is outlined as follows the October meeting is in charge of Mrs. Robert W. Perkins, the programme to be given by MT. and Mrs Maurice Marechol, 'cellist and imperso- nator. and Miss Sydney Thompson. who presents medieval legends and old bal lads in costume.
 In November. the programme will be
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15

replies to his little one-inch lad" From that time on his success was assured and now his reputation is world wide. He has originated some of the most fa- nous dahlias grown such as the Mil lionaire, Millionaire, Indian Family, Fighting Ten, Ten Sea Lions. the Car dinal Mercier, etc. Moral-"It pays to advertise"
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
Bssreats Locking For Game.

The original Bearcats of Taftville are without game for this Saturday and Sunday and would like to hear from the Modern Woodmen of Montville ana Glasgo. The Bearcats have played only two games this season both being With tha State Hospital, winning both, to 4 and to 4 Get in touch with H. Mills Tel 1884.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15

himself to the limit to achieve victory. | The victory of Millie Irwin in the 1 Lieutenant Governors stake for 2:09 l trotters furnished one of the greatest sur prses. Peter June was the favorite, but Walter Fleming drove Millie Irwin to win in of the 5 heats, despite the desperate stretch drives of Pap Geers. John R. Braden, another outsider, made his victory in the Syracuse stake for 2:05 pacers decisive by winning three heats Billy Sunday upset the talent by cap turing the 2:10 pace, taking the second and third heats after Jay Brook, the favorite had won the first.
 Summary:
 Matron stake, year old trotters, purse $6,0o0; in 8 Sister Bertha, B.
 (SerrilD 8 1
 Emma Harvester, Bruisie) 4.
 Taur Ida (H. F1eming) 22
 Day Star, (Murphy) 2 4 3.
 Peter Beiler Rosemire) 3 ,.
 Lucille Harvester (M Fleming) 6. Worthy Chief (Crossman) 5 '.
 Natalie the Great (Cox) S7 8. Great Excitement( White) es6 8 sR. Best time 2:06 S-4.
 The Lieutenant Governors state 2:09 trot purse $3,000 heat plan. Millie Irwin, Br. M. by Bingara-Gar- | iety Girl (W. F1eming) 2 l. | Peter June, (Geers) 1 2 4. | Winter Wood (McDonald) 5 6 g. ! Let Fly (Dodge) 5. l Brother Peter (Cox) 6 S. Best time 20 1-4. l The Syracuse, :05 pace purse 8 900 :; 3 heat plan; John R. Braden, B. H. l by John R. Gentry-Braden Girl. Thom- as).
 Esther R, (Cox) 22 3.
 Symbo! S. Forest, (Murphy) 3 2. | Un (Valentine) 4. Best time 2:05 S-4
 The Yates Hotel cup, 2 year old trot- ters, purse $2,60; in 3.
 Bogalusa, General Watts Rosa Lake | (Valentine) l. Rose Scott, Murphy) 2. 1 Belvue, Pitman) 4 8.
 Miss Rhindlander, (B. White white) 4,
 Gueveta, (Brusie) S g.
 Miss Talbot (Hodson) ' 6.
 Favonian (Edman) dis.
 Best time 2:eS 3-4
 Empire state stake. PIP trot purse s10,000. heat plan. Peter Manning B. G., by Azoff-Glenlora G. (Murphy) I171.
 E. Colorado (Cox) 212.
 Labe Riddell, Packard) 2 f.
 Princess Etawah (B. 2,S53) 4S g.
 Moko AXworth (Snow) 5. , Harvest Pride, Hollyrood Naomi, Nor. ma Dlgon, Bonnie Del, Bennington snd l Royal Palm also started.
 Best time 2:04 If
 2:10 pace purse $1000, heat plan. , Billy Sunday Blk G. by Justo Friendless (Pitman) 1 l.
 Jay Brook (Edman) g. l Lady Brooke (Snow) 3 3 g. ? Guessworth, (B. White) Az Joe Mckay (Bush) 5 5 5.
 Best time 2:O6 1-4. St. Cloud Hotel Cup, year old pac CTS purse s1330, in 3.
 Frisco Junes B c. by San Francisco v June Lass (Fleming) 3 l.
 Jane Forbes (Valentine) g.
 Rifle Grenade (McDonald) 2. Estabella, (White) f. D Joe Dillon, Serrille) dr. Q Best time 2 06 1-4 g 2:16 class trot, purse s1,oOo, hea c plan . Charms Spears, B NJ. by Farme g pears-Charm Bradley (Cox) 211. Q Harvest Stream (Fleming) S12 2. 3 Bob the Great (Wilcox) g. :. Charley Herr Jr., CWhite) N3 2 R Dos Palos (Dickerson) Ro
 Masdo (Rathbun) Rom
 Alley D, (Cherrier) 6 Ro
 Oar Hyal (Murphy) 8 8 Ro
 Best time 2:69 3-4.
 Class trot: John R. Braden BH, b 2 John R. Gebtry-Braden Girl (Thomas 3 l. 7, North Spur B G, by San Francisco Mary North (McDonald) l.
 Harmony (Graves) 2
 Lord Lydon, (E. l. White) 3. First Virginian, Oorrillard) A. it Best time 2:0S 3-4.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
CARDINALS WIN ODD GAME
 nE SERIES FROM GIANT

New Ycrk, Sept 14.-St Louis took the odd game of the series from New York today to 3. The Cardinals start ed with a two run lead in the first in ming and kept the Giants trailing, none of the four New York twirlers being able to stop the visitors. Score:
 st auis fM New York (N)
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
Phillies swamped Reds.

Philadelphia, Sept. 14-Philadelphia today won it's second straight game from Concinnati, 21 to 10, gaining the lead in the first inning and maintained it throughout. Five of the visitors nine errors came in the first inning, in which Philadelphia scored six runs on one schatch hit. Score:
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
FOOTBALL PRACTICE HAS
 STARTED AT ACADEMY

Prospects look good for fast snappy football team at the Academy this fall. bout thirty candidates responded to the ,au Tor practice Tuesday afternoon on
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
r.nt. to Hesr From CoIonin1s.

Tho Mystic Independents Of Mystic would Ike to arrange a game with the Norwich Colon'als for this Saturday. Co., lonisls get iu touch with Mgr. Farnell, phone 554-le. Mystic
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
YANKEES WENT INTO LEAD
 WHEN INDIANS LOST

Detroit Sept. 14-New York went into the lead in the American league to- day by defeating Detroit, 13 to B. while Cleveland was being shut out by Phila- delphia.. Ruth went to bat six times drew three passes, made 9 sacrifice fly and flied out twice. Score:
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
 A Bulletin To Let Advertisement Will Rent 1t
AUTOMOBILE ACCESSORIES

FORD oWNER-Are you getting . bright light with the regulation Tense? If not. your u:agneto is weak and needs re- charging. The Norwich Welding Co. with the Vim Unit magnetizer. will rechzrga your magneto while you wait 3l Chest nut St Phone 2I4. aug5d
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
BROWNS HIT RED sOX PITCHERS
 HARD AND WIN TO VICTORY

St. Louis. Sept. 14.-St. Louis hit Harper and Jones hard today and de
 feat deBoston [ to 4. The locals wasted but one hit. The visitors could do noth- ing with Davis until the eighth inning.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
Senators shutout White sox.

Chicago, Sept. 14.-Chicago played cratic ball behind Hodge today, while Washington hit opportunely and shut out the locals [ to 0 in the final game of the series Score:
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15

Don't judge a man by his relations instead of his company. Relations are thrust upon him, but companions are usually of his own choosing.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
CUBS HIT DODGERS PITsHERS
 HARD AND WIN 10 TO 2

Brooklyn, N Y, Sept. 14.-Chicago broke Brooklyns string of victories to- day by slugging three pitchers and win ming 10 to 2. A postponed game is scheduled with Chicago tomorrow. The
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
Detroit (A)

txl Baued fer Stanage in sth.
 (xx) Batted for Ayres in Sth
 Scare by innings: New Ycrk -.......1 0 , 2-1S Detroit .. .. ........0 Q 9- 3 Two base hits. PT1tt ?. Hannah, Heman Young. Wick. Cobb, Pipp Three base hit. Pipp.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
ATHLETICS WIN EASY VICTORY,
 RIANKING INDIANS TO c

Cleveland, Sept. 14.-Philadelphia scored an easy victory over Cleveland today, 8 to 0. The score:
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
Philadelphia (N)-
cincinnati tN

(x) Batted for Brenton In 3rd.
 Score by innings:
 Cincinnati .. ........S 0 70 Philadelphia .. .....6 x-21
 Two base hits. Daubert, Duncan Rarfden ,, Pau lettc Enzmann Rawlings Lebou1eau, Williams, Ira gresser Meusel, Wightstone. Three base hits, Daubert Home run Meusel.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15

Totals S3 27 i6 (zl Batted for Hodge in 9th. Score by innings: Washington .. .......8 3 02 0-T Chicago .. ...........0 0 G e-O Two base hits, Roth. Jackson, Harris Three base hit. Rice
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
Money

New York, Sept. 14-Can money. steady; high '; low '; ruling rate ' closing bid G. offered at '; last loan T. bank acceptances 1-4.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15

Score ty innings
 l Chicago O.. .....,..3 70 ! Brooklyn O.. ..........0 0 O. 2 Two base hits. Flack Robertson 2. Merkle. Three
 base hits. Robertson Home runs, P2skert. Nels
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
Cotton
CHICAGO cRAls mARKrr

New York, Sept. 14-Spot cotton. quiet, middling 31.o0.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
Boston (Al
St. Louis (Al

Totals 9 9I93 1Z t1) Severeid out. hit by bAtsd ball (x) Bstted off Brady in Sth. (xxx) Ran for Karr in sth. (z) Batted for Harper in Sth.
 Score by innings:
 Boston ........e 3 O-i St Louis .. .........6 6 2 2 x% Two base hit, Menosky, Harper. sisler. Tobin
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
GAM ES TODAY.
 National League.

National League. Pittsburgh at Boston Chicago at Brooklyn
 Cincinnati at Philadelphia N American League, Boston at St. Louis.
 YESTERDAYS RESULTS.
 National League. St. Louis g. New York 8. Chicago TO- Brooklyn 2. Pittsburgh at Boston, rain. Philadelphia g-, Cincinnati 10
 American League. New York -S Detroit 8. Ptilade-''i ia 8. Cleveland c. Washing r Chicago o. Boston < St. Louis [.
 international LsasSs, Baltimore 12. Jersey City 8. Akron s. Rochester Q. Syracuse 4 Reading '. Toronto '. Buffalo G. (First game1 Toronto 8. Buffalo 9 Second game.)
 American Association. Indianapolis 2. Toledo !. Columbus 5. Louisville 8 St. Paul g. Kansas City 1. Minneapolis [. Milwaukee g.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
Nav Ynrk (hl

tz) Batted for Douglas in 9th.
 (zz) Batted for Sallee in Sth.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-09-15
Brooklyn (Nl
Chicago (N)

Totals 2s 27 1S 2 tx) Batted for Mitchell in 7h.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
GOOD ROADS INDISPENSABLE
Highway Improvement Is a Business
Proposition With Farmer and
City Oweiier.

When It takes four horses TO pull
an empty wagon to town and wheat is
going off in price each day: when the
mail carrier gives up in despair. AMI
the children cannot get to school, the
farmer cannot help wondering how
much this condition is costing him
each day.
Figure As he may. he cannOt get
away from the fact that good roads
are Indispensable to agricultural pros
perity.
The city dweller is alike concerned.
The farm on Il good road has scores
of possibilities for the development OF
its to every one open to the
farm on a poor road. Increased ex-
penditures-greater buying powers.
In the early days of poverty many a
county bonded itself for hundreds Of
thousands Of dollars to secure rail
roads to promote agricultural develop
ment. Th~ree-fourths of all the freight
the railroads haul must sooner or later
move ove the public highways, and
every ton so moved is costing at an
average rate Of % cents per mile.
Verify. road improvement is a bust
ness propOsition-a matter Of dollars
and cents.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
How Cuivert Is Constructed.

built first and the ditch dug afterward.
If an old ditch is to be bridged. the
FIJI NAV he made for the time being
and later removed. The concrete is
mixed in the right proportions and
laid on the rounding surface TO the
proper thickness. and with suitable re-
enforcing. Trenches should he dug
Mt either side TO make a good footing
to hold the culvert rigid and to Take
the weight of loads passing over it.
Many concrete bridges fail. to stand
the test of high waters. If the foot
ing is too shallow. they undermine
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Wilma Clerk.

He was strictly opposed to doctors
and medicine. proclaiming the doc
trinc that fresh air, pure water and
plenty of exercise could cure all ills.
even to smallpox. He walked breeZily
into a downtown drug store and
waved his hand at one of the shelves.
There" he said in II tone loud
enough for all the real and prospec-
tive customers to hear him. there Is
enough poison TO kill all the people
in Indianapolis"
The clerk who was nearest studied
Il minute. Then nc said c~ourtpouSly .
Yes, n how would YOU prefer to
have your e?"-inuianapoliS
News.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
PENNSYLVANIA NOW LEADING
Mileage Of Contracts Let for
Road Building.

Pennsylvania led the nation in 1919
IN mileage Of contracts let for road
construction, according to the state
highway department. Up to January
l the state awarded contracts for
the building Of 679.26 miles Of du-
rable highways. Its nearest competi-
tor was Illinois, which contracted for
61O.7O miles.
Pennsylvania's 1920 program calls
for the construction OF approximately
500 miles Of roads. The department
says that Pennsylvania is far ahead
Of other states in the organization
1t has perfected to build durable high
ways.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Utterly Impossible.

1t was at the Grand Canyon Of the
Colorado las, fall. stood on the
brink of that mighty chasm in easy
converse with Albert. the king Of the
Betxi:.ns.
"What a fine place this would have
been to Grive the German army into"
l remarked, with that disregard for
precise oiction that comes in casual
talk.
The king looked apprai..ngly out
owe the vast cleft, and down into its
dizzy depths. and with hat regal dig
nifty that so becomes him and those
impressive pauses between his words
that marks his speech in English, re-
Piled Lravely, after he had fully sur
veyed the situation:
but, my lear sir, that was quite
impossible. There was no German
array here yen know samuel q.
Blythe in the Saturday Evening Post.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
to Mothoro
When Barker Barked.

Sergeant Barker was in a bad tenn
per. and the recruits under instruction
were having Il hard time of it.
The squad had to bout urn so
many times i'm Il few seconds that It
was no wonder the poor fellows got
dizzy. and Smudger Sniff finished up
by turning about the wrong way.
Sergeant Barker got in "A towering
rage, and striding up TO Sinudser
roarcd.
Where the dickens do you think
Won are? On parade, or what?'
We'll, sergeant" replied Smudser
mccl.ly. Il began to think | was at Il
.fancy-dress ball dressed up as n
hloomin' leg o mutton. and twisting
round and round OF Il meat jack"
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
ROAD
Bull Ding
BUILDING CONCRETE CULvERT
Plan Outlined to DO Away WIN ~0"'
struction Of Forms-Remeoy
for Undermining.

Instead Of going to the trouble ana
expense OF making forms for the con
crete culverts,' II the ditch is temporar'
iy filed with earth and tamped. these
may be made with no forms al al.
One such culvert was made several
wears ago that has withstood time anu
freauen, use and is still without any
cracks.
The illustration shows O th's w.
Of culver1 or bridge is constructed
writes Dale X. Van Horn in Missouri
and Kansas Farmer. IL a piece ~
land is TO be drained, this may De
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-05-28
Requires Brains.

A certain Ensiishman. famous for
his eruditinn. played such a wretched
came on the links that he remarked
one day to his caddie: "How is it
that l. Il man acquainted with all the
arts and sciences, cannot play this
confounded game of golf1"
"Weel." said the caddic. "it's like
this-ye ken a ABBOTT they small af-
fairs. an wit things connectit wi
them, but we maun understan' hat it
tak's a held to play gowf."-Boston
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