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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-09
Who Should Get Up First, Eli?
Should Man Or Woman Sleep?


LispinE Lester-Some Of those baby
dolls want their husbands 10 serve
breakfast IN bed Try and get It.
that's all
HeIlyn LeRoy-Both should get up
at the same time and hubby should
prepare breakfast
Disappointed Mikc-The woman IS
not born who Is willing TO get up
first Most Of 'em don't like 70 get
up at all
and either get up together or take
turns.
DOug-Have two wives and make
EN- take turns at getting up first to
prepare the initial feed.
sylVia-"Ladies first" say I. But
first try and get EN- up
Limifed-Women should get up
first and make hubby's breakfast, but
not 90 TO bed as soon as it's made.
She should make him eat Il
Darling Lu-It Is a Womauly duty
to get up first IN the morning.
Alma H.-If he's an early bird, it's
all right to let wife sleep. us rather
simple for even a man 10 make cup
OF coffee
Hal Karson-Unless- she's sick. wife
should get up and make breakfast
$. B. L.-Of course, it's a Woman's
duty. But it's his place to get up and
eat II, not expect TO be served in
PomDeian-Hubby gets my break
fast one morning every week.
Hon and DeaEie-We've been mar
rted six months and hubby brings
my breakfast TO me At s. He thinks
I shouldn't set up until 10.
Pop o. WeeEa-The wife She can
go back 10 bed again
J. II. Doliay-A wife should, but
most Of them are. so lazy 1t takes e
derrick 70 get them Up.
Ex-PriFute Bul-They should get
up at the same time Hubby can get
dressed while wiley prepares the
chow.
GUssle-Yes, The wife should get I'D
first % It for Ma and Pa, and viii
do it for hubby some day.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-09
WILL BEGIN IMMEDIATELY
TO ENROL IN SCOUT SCHOOL

Enrolment In the scout leaders
training course, September IS at the
chamber OF commerce. viii begin i'm
medlatelys according 10 Glenn o.
Everman. scout executive. Everman
expects approximately 100 to take the
course The course viii be given each
Tuesday night for nine weeks
Il have az least six scout troops
now, badly in need OF scout masters
and assistant scout masters" said
Mr. Everman- i have no reserve OF
leaders for the new troops which are
forming constantly. Men from IS 70
Fl years Of age may be assistants and
men from 81 years OF age up, may be
scout masters az tbs conclusion OF
the course"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-09
WHY IS SUGAR
HIGHER? LOOK
ATDVIDENDS

san Juan, p. r. sept s.-DlVlcenuE
declared by the South Porto Rico
Sugar company and the Fajardo Sugar
company, which 1t was announced re-
Gently in New York, would reach 100
percent. are not the only large sugar
dividends that are being declared this
year.
The Santa Isabel Sugar company
has declared g cash dividend OF 100
percent. which is probably the high
est dividend that viii be paid by any
sugar company in Porto Rico this
year Other sugar properties may
yield a return equal to or in excess
OF the Santa Isabel dividend but 50
far they have not been reported as
having been declared in the form OF
dividends.
The Santa Isabel dividend Is all in
cash, while the dividend OF South
Porto Rico Sugar company has been
declared in the form Of a stock divi-
dend, new common stock being issued
for each share Of common stock now
outstanding The 100 percent diVi-
dend OF the Pajardo Sugar company
amounts 70 80 percent in cash and 20
percent in stock.
Most OF the sugar companies in the
island, it is believed. viii declare
dividends that viii probably reach so
percent
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-09
QUIT TOBACCO
So easy to drop Cigarette.
Cigar, or Chewing habit.

No-To-Rac has helped thousands tc
break the costly, nerVe-shatterilg to-
bacco habit Whenever you have g
longing for q smoke or chew, Just
place a harmless Note ac tablet
IL your mouth instead All desire
stops Shortly the habit Is completely
broken. and you are better off mem
tally. physically. financially It's So
easy so simple Get a box OF Note
Bac and Z L doesn't release you FROM
all craving for tobacco In any form
your druggist viii refund your money
without question No-To- Bac Is made
by the owners OF Cascaretss therefora
is thoroughly raliable--AdV
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-09
Disfiguring Growths of
Hair Entirely Removed
c'sF Method Removes Roots and Am

Il you ars AFFLICTED with a growth Of
supernuous hair. 50 to your druggist 1t
once, get a stick Of pheiactins. follow the
simple instr1ctions-and have the pleas
ATTEST surprise Of your lie. WITH voI1r
Own eyes you VIII see the hair come cut
ro1ta AID al-Quiciziy. easily. leaving
Your skin smooth and hairless as 4 babes
Fheiactine Is not 70 be compared with
the usual deplicatory or eisctrioai methods
q g new and different Il Is odoriess
non-.rritsting. and 90 harmless q child
could safely eat it-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-09

CTURDILF built-desirned for
- power and dependablify, possess
ing grace and beauty IN every line
the new Buick Nineteen Twenty One
series signally upholds the traditions
that have made the name Buick not
able word IN the sufomotive industry.
Two decades have more than iusd-
fed the unwzvering fidelity to the
accepted engineering ideals to which
Buick stands committed. The same
rugged Valve-in-Hezd motor re-
fined Is a distinguishing feature Of
every model.
In appearance, the Buick Nineteen
Twenty One series d notzble for
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-09

the harmonious blending Of low,
graceful body lines; In appointment,
for those added rehnemen6 that Sc
materially increase the pleasure and
comfort Of motoring.
In addition to the general features of
the new models the Buick Five
Passenger Touring Car Twenty One
Forty Fiye) possesses a roominess Of
tonneau and new arrangement Of
seating that afford occupants the n
most in riding comfort. For the
business man or his family; for the
needs Of eify driving or country drir-
ing, this model excsls because Of Is
capacity for varied service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-09
ASPIRIN

''Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin" IS
genuine Aspirin proved safe BY mill
lions ana prescribed by physicians for
over twenty years. Accept only an
unbroken -Bayer PACKAGE which
contains proper directions TO relieve
Headache, Toothache. Earache. Neu-
ralgia. Rheumatism. Colds and Pain
Handy tin boxes OF 70 tablets cost few
cents Druggists also sell larger
bayer packages" Aspirin Is trade
marked Bayer Manufacture Monoacetl-
cacidester OF Salicylicacid.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-09
HOROSCOPE :.


pie modestly and untiringly. the ssers
prophesy.
Interest IN the theater viii greatly
Increase during the coming winter.
and again radical changes in the per-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-09
SAY DIAMOND DYES"

Don't streak or ruin your material IN
q poor dye. Insist on Diamond Dyes
Easy directions in every package.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-09
II Years Ago Today
From The Herald Of This Date. 1905

A FREIGHT train, northbound, was
| "a wrecked on the Mexican Central
yesterday north Of Ahumada and
It is reported that the engineer and
fireman were badly injured. Four
teen cars Of the freight train were
derailed, the wreck being caused by
the spreading Of the rails.
Work OF laying steel on the Fort
Bliss street line viii be started to-
morrow morning. The steel viii be
first laid beginning at Fort Bliss end
and working towards FL Paso.
r F. Burgess, z. L Cobb and E. K.
Talbot delegates to the National
Irrigation congress held at Boise
City Idaho, returned home this morn
ing and A Courchesne arrived In the
city yesterday. The feature OF the
was the great popularity that the
souvenir badges taken by the dele
gates from this city enjoyed The
badge was comprised Of a red. white
and green ribbon attached 70 a minia-
ture Mexican hat
jim l-Red") Sullivan. captain at
the central fire station. has returned
from a vacation Of several weeks
spent in Chicago. Toledo, Kansas City
and other cities.
Miss Rose Campbell left last eve
ming for San Antonio on z visit to
friends and relatives.
DR.. Ana G. Reum has returned
from California
Mrs. Il B. Davis and little daueh-
ter Hazel returned yesterday from
Superintendent S. c. Marks, Of the
G. r.. returned from Valentine this
morning
Sell Liberty Bonds TO CurtI-- 4 co.-Adv
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-09

Tenement. extra good buy.
Lee Newman, Pm. aGo4.
SOS S. Ell Paso St--AdW.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-09

Sell Liberty Bonds to Curtis. q CO.-Adv
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23
B0RAH WANTS PROBE OF
LEONARD WOODS FUND

Washington. March 2S.--Acting on
published reports that large sums had
been contributed to Maj Gen. Leonard
Woods campaign fund, Senator Borah,
republican. Idaho, called on the general
and his campaign managers yesterday
for the names Of subscribers, amounts
and "the manner in which 1t is being
used"
Gen. Woods managers not only owe
1t to their candidate, "but still more TO
the party and the country to clear these
charges in an unmistakable way" Sen
ator Borah declared in a statement
THE use OF money in elections has
reached a point where the people will
have to take hold of it." he said at
is nothing less than a national peril
that two months before the convention
the use of money in the attempt to
control the convention has reached the
point of a scandal
THAT a vast sum OF money Is being
spent is perfectly apparent. / have
seen letters from South Dakota, Vir-
"inia and Illinois showing that the peo-
pie generally are becoming very rest
less in the face of the apparent use OF
money for corrupt purposes.
From what l have known OF Gen.
Wood, I would not suspect him for a
moment of doing the things himself
which are being charged against him in
this campaign. But it is not sufficient
that he does not himself actually par
ticipate. He cannot be the recipient OF
favors OF such a campaign without be-
ing himself responsible.
Il hope Gen. Wood or his managers
will not permit this matter TO 60 until
1t Will become a subject which others
will have to take hold of"
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23
ENCLISHMEN DECLARE
EX-KAISER DONE FOR"

Brig. Gen. Bailward and Col. II. F..
Askwith, OF the British army. are in
the city at the Hotel Patten for few
days. The two distinguished military
spending the past month in Jamaica
West Indies. on a pleasure trip and
are on their way back to England by
way OF the United States. They have
been in this country only five days.
having landed In New Orleans. Gen.
Bailward has been to America before.
but the present visit of Col. Askwith
Is his first trip to this country.
In speaking of conditions in Jamaica.
the EnRishmen said that the West
Indies are fourishing now. and that
trade which is booming, Col. Askwith
said that there was plenty 10 drink
in the West Indies and that there were
plenty OF Americans there. He said
that boatloads of Americans have been
going over to Jamaica every day from
Cuba, while some so down from New
York.
Gen. Bailward and Col. Askwith we're
in Jamaica at the time the American
DESTROYER fleet Of twenty-nine vessels
visited Kingston. They said that the
celebration was very elaborate.
War over.
Col. Askwith. when asked IL he
thought the allies would have to fight
Germany again, said that he did not
Dell6Vo II WOulu De necessary. In
speaking of the present revolution in
Germany he said that it was the nat
ural outcome OF nation that had
experienced hardships of living such as
starvation and other things.
When asked what he thought OF the
German kaiser he declared He is done
for"
A News reporter next asked Col
AskWith to give his opinion of the
league Of nations. and he declared that
he did not think it was practical and
that he thought II was all "bosh"
What do you think of prohibition"
asked the reporter
II think prohibition is mistake
I'm sure it don't agree with me-" re-
piled Col Askwith.
In Artillery.
Col. Askwith spent three and one
half years in France with the artillery
during the war. He was in the Ypres
sector in 1917. in the Somme In 1916,
and also in the Loos section in 1916.
He has been in the British army for
thirty-f1ve years and is a retired army
officer. Gen. Bailward is also a re-
tired officer. He was In the reserve
division of the artillery during the
war.
Both officers are wearing straw hats.
and therefore attract considerable at
tention in Chattanooga, as the men
have not adopted the spring and sum-
mer hats here yet. They are also
typical EnElishmen
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23
Ruhr Situation
DebendsOnAHieS
czeChs Protest Permission OF
Usee of German Troops.
Treaty for Hands Off.

London, March ga. P.)-The
situation in the Ruhr valley, the
stronghold of the German reds. is
expected in diplomatic and military
circles here to remain virtually I'M
changed until the peace conferees in
London decide whether German gov
srIiment troops shall be allowed in
that district.
The conference had before it yes
terday a protest by CZecho- Slovakia
against such action. 1t failed TO
reach decision, and put over to to-
day the question whether the valley
should be allowed to remain as it is
or If the Czech protest should be
oVerridden.
This is the only instance where
the entente may take a hand in the
German disorders, and then only be-
cause Germany under the provisions
OF the treaty of Versailles, does not
control that section of the country.
1t is declared here that the entente
IS still maintaining hands off pol
icy, Notwithstanding the recurring
reports that the British mission In
Berlin Is attempting TO dictate to
the Ebert government.
This mornings official messages
state that the reds in the Ruhr val
. ley possess no effective artillery or
tanks, but are plentifully supplied
with rifles.
Stuttgart reports that there appear
10 be hopes in official circles here
/ that a peaceful settlement OF the
troubles in the Ruhr region will be
effected. Such hopes were expressed
] by officials in commenting upon the
/ situation late last night.
Official confirmation was given of
. news dispatches announcing the res
ignation of Gustav Noske. the minis
ter of defense, and its acceptance by
President Ebert.
Extremely Confused.
Paris reports that the situation in
Berlin is extremely confused at pres
ent. according to advices to the for
eign office today. There is appar-
emily a conflict between the military
and the civilian members of the gov
eminent
Gen. Won Seecht, the commander
OF the government forces. favors
prompt and energetic action against
the Spartacans in the Ruhr valley,
while the civilian members of the
government are still seeking to as
suage the trouble by compromise.
Nothing definite it was reported, had
come out of yesterdays compromise
negotiations.
The foreign office dispatches re-
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23
MISS ELLA STRICKLAND.

- IMPORTANTl There is only genuine Back-Daugt Liver
Medicine but many limitations and substitutes Do not be deceived
Look the package! Refuse all limitations! -
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23
LARGE LANDED
ESTATESSEIZED
German Workmen Initiate
Russian BoIShevike in Meek.
lenburg and Panorama.
RED MONEY is PRINTED

Berlin, March 2s.-Q. N. s.)-Bol-
shevik money is being printed by the
local soviets Established in Mecklen-
berg and Panorama, the foreign Of
flee announced. Government troops
are holding the towns in those dis
tricts, but the laborers are initiating
the Russian bolsheviks and are seiz-
Ing large estates.
Leipsic and Dresden are both con-
trolled by government forces, it was
announced.
The government claims that the
backbone of the general strike has
been broken. Workers of the middle
class and many unorganized en-
ployes are returning to the factories.
This city was still without gas and
water, however.
The situation in the Rhineland is
most critical. The reds in Thuringia
are strongly organized and threaten
to give BATTLE to any troops sent
against them.
Plaeate Workers.
In order to placate the workers,
the government has begun to- reduce
its military measures. The cabinet
has countermanded orders for an
offensive" and government officials
declared today that the reichwehr
would be used only for defensive
warfare.
The death penalty will not be i'm
posed unless President Ebert signs
the individual execution order. 1t was
stated.
The lifting of martial law, in or
der to appease the strikers, is being
discussed.
The Ebert cabinet is reported not
to be supporting the military and
promises are being made that the
reichswehr will he withdrawn as
soon as possible.
A wave of excitement was caused
among the majority socialists by a
report that the reds had summarily
executed a dozen members of the
majority socialist party at Aldershof.
Chancellor Bauer stated that it
would be necessary to consult all po-
litical parties before he could answer
the demand of the strikers for the
formation of labor government.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23
TUESDAY,
COL. SPENCE AWARDED
D. S. M. FOR SERVICES
Commanding Officer of 117th
Honored by War Depart
ment in Fine Citation.

Washington, March -(Speciall--
Col. Cary f. Spence, of Knoxville. has
been awarded the distinguished service
medal for exceptionally meritorious
and conspicuous services" as COM
handing officer Of theli7th infantry in
France
Announcement Of the award to Col.
Spence, who is well known in national
guard circles throughout the state, was
made today In the following citation:
cot Cary f. Spence, Nth infantry,
for exceptionally mcritorous and
conspicuous services, He commanded
with marked distinction the iI7th in
Nautry from the time OF its organza-
Mon and early training period TO the
completion of the active combat opera
lions in the Ypres and Sommc often
sivoS. 1lc especially distinguished
himself while In command of his regi-
ment on Oct 10, 1915 when he adj
vanced his line two and onc-half miles
capturing several towns. numerous
cannon and many prisoners"
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23

port government troops in possess
sion OF Leipsic, but that Halle is
likely to be captured by red forces.
London, March 23.--U. NJ. S.)-The
British mission at Berlin has issued
an "ultimatum" to the German gov
eminent saying the entente is OPP
posed to the disarmament Of German
troops now beng used for police
duty. said a Central News dispatch
from Copenhagen today, quoting
report received there from Berlin.
The Central News telegram son-
tinued: The British mission also
protests against disarmament Of the
Baltic troops. The German govern
ment has issued a manifesto stating
that the troops In Berlin are support
Ing the Ebert government and that
the general strike is now at an end"
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23


the Oldest Georgia His not known until few days ago. when
The old
1873 the oldest his county ste
Bnnbrge Post
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23
Take "Dodson's Liver Tone" Insteadl

Dodson's Liver Tone is personally
guaranteed by every druggist who
sells it. A large bottle costs but n
few cents, and if it fails to give easy
relief in every case of liver sluggish.
ness and constipation, you have only
to ask for your money back.
Dodson's Liver Tone is a pleasant.
tasting, purely vegetable remedy,
harmless to both children and adults.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23
HANS FISCHMANN SAFE
WITH U. S. PASSPORTS

Coblenz, March ga. P)-The
special train sent from Coblenz at
an early hour Saturday to bring
away the Americans and other allied
nationals in Liepsic returned TO
Coblenz at S o'clock this morning.
The train brought only one passen-
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23

Take a spoonful at night and wake
up feeling fnej no biliousness, sick
headache, acid stomach or constipated
bowels. 1t doesn't grippe or cause in
convenience all the next day like vio-
lent calomel. Take a dose OF calomel
today and tomorrow you will feel
weak, sick and nauseated. Don't lose
a days work! Take Dodscn's Liver
Tone instead and feel fine, full Of
vigor and ambition.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23

ger, j. II. Robertson, a London busl-
ness man. All Americans and other
persons desiring to quit Leipsic left,
on German train Saturday night.
On arrival in Leipsic Sunday ut
noon Lieut.. Marvin, one of the en-
giueers who was in charge OF the
American train, canvassed tho city,
which was then in control of Ebert
troops. Except Mr.. Robertson all the
foreigners then in Leipsic decided to
remain there.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23

Returning to Coblenz it was found
that Wortmund and other stations
were under soviet control, While the
reds searched the train for arms or
members of the Ebert forces, Lieut.
Marvin gave Lieut. Hans tishmann'
Of the German mission Mt Coblenz,
who accompanied the train. his
American passport in the red zone
and Nshmann was taken for an al
lied officer and not molested,
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23
The Oldest Man in Georgia Has Used Thedford's
Black-Drausht as Long His Daughter Can Remember,
For Deranged Stomach and Liver Troubles.
Attapulgus, Ga, Jan. 80, 1920.

RNY FATHER born Feb 1873 making him LOG age He
lVA confederate soldier fighting all through the Civil War He also fought
War; His father and named Sharp settled this county
My born this county and has been except the
When the Indians the Whites here father the head by
indian, carrying now two big scars across his head.
My father has his third set teeth and still around the yard good
splendid health till he began cutting this third teeth
cutting had with him mild laxative, and have
Draugt This have used with him
When child my father used Black ught
now That recommend Black Daught glad
family medicine and suppose will be till he dies
reliable anything that did him the when
dernged For old people, Black Daugh will help the liver acting
(AiSS) ELLA STRICKLAND.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23
GRUESOME BURGLARY

Copenhagen, March 23.-Prince Bis
marck's mausoleum. at FREDERICKSBURG.
was entered by burglars on Saturday.
the thieves carrying off silver wreaths
attached TO the casket. Two suspects
dressed in field gray uniforms have
been arrested at Buechen. fifteen miles
from Fridrichsruhe.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23

RAILROAD STRIKE IN SPAIN
Madrid, March GA. Pat a
meeting of the railway men early to-
day 1t was unanimously decided to
declare a strike at midnight tonight
on all the railways in Spain.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-03-23

Every druggist III townyou druggist and eveybodys drug
giSt has noticed great falling off in the sale of caome They
all give the Dodsons Liver Tone Is taking It's
place
"Calome dangerous and people know it, while Dodson's
Liver Tone is perfectly safe and gives better results said
prominent local druggist