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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-22
Bic GAINS FOR
REPUBLICANS
ARE PREDICTED

SPECIAL - The lnteu!ErnC"r.
Charleston. W. Va Sept. 2l.--R"portS
received at Republican state h"adpua--
tCrS Indicate thor. will h,' a tremendous
iucr,L$'' in thu R"pcAAtAn- tote IN thu
counties Of tn" eastern Panhandle" Is
n"cin'ly is this true IN Hampshire "oun-
" which has been giving large Demo
cratic maj"r'tics for many years.
D"lcgat". J. sloan kuycndall. Demo
cratic member Of III" h"uS" Of delegates
from Hampshire county, Will" here IN
att.ndauCc al tho recent session Of the
legislatures. admi'tcd 10 friends that thu
h" largely. luCrra sod. Delegate kuyCr-
T; dali. while declaring hat h. would SUP
port James NJ. Cox for tn" presidency.
81! ID that tho Republicans were prepared
To E'I" their biggest vOtr in the history
Of the county.
Because Of facttcral troubles in the
Democratic party b"iOgat" kuNt nda II
has accepted III" nOminat"n for prose
cutting attorney on tn" Republican, tick
= and viii rnmpctC with Rohrrwt WHIT"
who was given tho prmoCrati" nomtna-
ton in tho primary Tho primary was q
purely one. sided affair and kuyendnlI
, was not given q chance in his own
rartv and waS deprived Of any repre-
Srntattun At the polls.
Il am going IT, Il" elected. too. h"
told rIanv Of tho members Of tn" l"ElS-
laturo who questioned him with refer
cuc, 10 tho situation In that county.
While Senator lla riding and JudG"
Morgan are popular IN liamrShtrc coun-
~ and throughout the eastern Countlc I
nf tho state, the ENCOURAGEMENT that
has been Elv"n tho iicpuhlcans is due
largely TO the general dissatisfaction
that exists among the Democrats th"m-
selves hNCauS" Of tho frilur" of thu
local authorities 10 function.
hampshire county. F0r instance. has
boon Drmo"ratic for ufiy years and Il
little county cliEarchy is IN complete"
control and the taxpayers ar" complain
my of their failure t. look after tn" IN
trrests &C the county At R"mn"y. the
courthouse. which could hay" been re-
paired. has fallen in. Last May a bridge
across tho South Branch river. the
main outlet - Maryland. which cost or
ig,naIly $il.35o. r"ll into tn" river al
though Il had been condemned Two years
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-22
BURNS

@ Burns, where bid? Where hide you
now?
Where are you in this nights tuIl noon'
c:rnoi MASTER az the pen and plow?
N,rht YOU not on yon slanting beam
or moonlight. kneeling 10 the Doom.
Descend once TO this hallowed stream
sure Won stars yield enough Of light
For heaven 10 spare your race ono
I picture you as one who knceled
4 stranger at his own hearthstone;
One knowing all. yet all unknown.
q sad, sweet sigcr of spring:
Yours was a chill. unch"crtul May.
And Won knew no full days OF June;
Sou sang in WEAKNESS and WOO;
You falter'd and God heard you sing.
Then touchd your hand and led you 50.
You found lifc's hilltop. so low.
You cress'd its summit long ere noon:
Joaquin Miller.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-22
Quotes Harding.

You ouCh, 10 have M -:cal adNic"e"
.I:,nc' "Tharh YOU k,nU'y. mum. but
1T rather IL" a natural death. - spar"
Moments
\ Suar, husband encourages his
wif"& social activities. IN tho theory
that she viii got all III. salad sh" raves
IN tn" middle 81 IN" aft rnoOu instead
Of at regular meal tm'.--karSaS city
Star.
Look here. waiter. ;hrS isn't steals.
it's sole lnathcr'" Waitcr-W"ll. you're
in luck, \ shoemaker would charge you
s. for II. Yer gettiu u bargain at one
n:ty"'--E,Xchangc.
There are, some heads that haV," NC
windows and IN" day cnn never Sirik'
from above; nothing enters from hcav"
cnwIrd.-Joubcrt
ooh. aunti". | heard uncle tell Mrs.
Jones that there wasn't another woman
Ike you III tho world "Ah. IN" dear
man. pld h". Bobby" "f"Sn and he
said il WAS n mighty good thing. too -
Boston Transcript
The way 10 prCS"ryc tho peace of tho
church IL 10 preserve it's purity.--M.
Henry.
Pedestrian Ito motorcyClist. who is
locking bewildcrcd at his machin")-
Lost ANYTHING. sir" M0toriSt---"les."
PrdcStrian-'What is it? MotOrlSt--
My girl. London Telegraph.
Robert +. Leo graduated second in his
clues 81, Point
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-22

that thieves had stolen the bicycle fur
niShed him by the city. Davis was not
riding the vehicle at the time. he de-
c!arcd.-Flcrida Metropolis.
who bravcly darcs must sometimes
risk fall--SmOlleft.
JIM Why does William Windjammcr
look so glum? Tm-li" was showing
of his alleged French before tho family
AMI the French mald mlstook il for Rus
s,an.--Thc Homo Sector.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-22
CHEAP AT AMY PRICE

Cpx. unable To prove his Sl5.6Oo.oOo
CarIpa Ign slash fund charge. has raised
the ante and IN "A campaign speech yes
tcrday, said the Republicans are raising
some $50. 0Nn. 600 to defeat him. or
course Candidate Cox IS plain lar as
mas been proven. huc even II the chATg"
were true. no cost IS too great 10 get rid
OF the Democratic gang at Washington.
-Pa-kCrsburg News
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-22
ALLEGED. SUGAR sCAEcrTY

The wonder is not that sugar Is golnK
thcr have on hand. Every wholesaler
now has more than he knows how -
iurn around with--the big fellows VINO
formed the pricr-rnaking pool have un-
loaded II on them. in fact pushed 1t on
many Of them. SUGAR was nc not scar scarce; i,
seer as made so ny those VINO
..stro. 1" it.-Blucticld clcgraph.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-22

Dignity IS returning 70 ,hH dtnCc hail.
says an optimistic dancing maStrT. H.
may b" right but We fear she will re-
main a wall flower. because she cam
not lind partner.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-22

Wilson declares Solcmnly that the r..
suit IN Maine would NOT mango Ia IN.
least his position on tho Ca au"Sitln.
Neither would such Ch'1Sc avail hm
anything now.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-22

The above that Of WhccmgS two premier 'ncwSFS
both Young chaps who real live the business The little
fellow is than Master Joseph Little Joe Mastr son OF
and Frank Masc Of No. 224 Main street. who is nine years
old and for the has been selling The negenccr
The young chap is Mr. Rodney OckcrSon the only and
official Whccng Kid politician Of and of the neWSboyS
who claims he sold papers when Wheeling prairie The two
rents discuss their troubles and Little Joe always hunts Rod
w when he is in trouble They pals and be found seated
doorway chatting stool al the PIC counter discussing
the league of nations or the growth of the city,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-22

uudcr normal conditions the SLUMP ct
corn IN Western markets would JUSTIFY
the hope Of lower meat pricHS. liut We
are not living under normal conditions.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-22

The yclers Of Maine knN" We'll how
TO ditferrntIatc between "oligarChy" and
"autocracy." cox had ca lei their at
tCLtion tC it,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-22
Goes After The eLague.

"Indrr thr srcclou> Eu!Sc 81 the
lcnEu" donations L. promote pcaC" and
bound hereafter |" every tutur" world
war; h. continued.
pom the icagu" IF nations thu iSSu"
is clean cut The, are some E"nt.c-
men who s,"E by construction "f words
L. obscure II. do not object O." these
gentlemen and their nv Taper prulaG-
unlSt$ SAVING lh".r faces 50 long a.
, They 10 not carry their league. lut
! ihc lnn%uh&" 90 th~ TWO rtndldtt"S -
plain Una uurHbiEunuS tn, one says
Pr Nd 70 say thai our cnud dat" Jays r"
will sta! "ui "C the league. INr-H
normal ma' desires l" prum"t" pea"
I and prevent war. |; j. roSshl" jha'
: his may l., done in one wHN or another
IN tn" future without inviting rnlaugic-
n"nt' 81? imrcrialIstir poliCi"S or Eurup-
can - ASiHt.cs sCh"m'S or aggression
or ambition. That W" w:ll str,v" L"
ind Il WY to prevent war goes WITHOUT
SAVING But n" present issue Is the
iruIu" Of nations This has been IN"
sssu" sinC" tn" return Of Mr.. Wilson
from Europe During all tho bitter.
Ntud:cilNe Nluatn~ ;hrS has been the
light 1t imHlil ELIMINATES. he vii <"
nl our ClHd ,dI'" says h" viii stay
"u:. Mr.. Harding. havplly for himself
;tHu i"r America, IA. ScrIpprd Ia"
league.
Quotes Harding.
Harding a. having said August Is the
o loaEu" - important as prcv"ntal!N"
e wars and that tn" original IcIguC
mi~takably conceived and reasonably
ln..iHl"d on ha, undoubtedly pasScd 10
You'd tn" possibility Of r"StUratI"u
ON Saturday las. Ia SAID. "Srua; n
Harding again stated lhc issue:
The constitution or the covenant.
hat il III" paramount issue The TWO
are irr"c"nc'!ahlc We cannot be- gov
-urd from both Geneva and NlShruE-
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-22

Jcllyfsh sometime, attain diameter
OF two feet.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-22

Robert T.. Leo graduated second in his
lass at West Point.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18
CONSIDER THE TREES

Editor Star: Trees fall across the
highways during storms. Sometimes
these trees or parts of them remain in
the roads for weeks while everybody
drives around them. In the day time
people can see these and avoid them,
but at night they are evil traps in the
path of the unwary. Many pass and
repass these obstacles and as long as
they can crawl around, never make an
effort to clear the road. In most cases,
it would take but little effort and a
few minutes time. If everybody would
take a little interest in the general
welfare, the trees would not stay in
the road for weeks and travelling
would be more comfortable and safer
for all.
At least one man in our midst is in
terested in the public good because l
saw a delivery truck belonging to an
Ocala dealer in confectionery stop and
the men riding on it, get out and clear
brush and limbs off the road to Nc
Intosh the other day.
Let's have more of this spirit.
Pro Bono Publico.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

In naming the attorneys connected
with the d-Anderson-M cRae
cases in the circuit court in yester-
days Star we said that Mr. S. T. Sis
trunk was one of the McRae attor-
neys. This was an error. as he is in
no way connected with the case.
Messrs. Bullock and Trantham repre-
sent Langford, while Earl McRae is
represented by Messrs. Bullock and
Hampton.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18
CASSELS-GNANN

Sunday morning at 10 o'clock Mr..
William M. Cassels and Miss Tallulah
Gnann were united in marriage at the
home Of the latter's parents, Mr.. and
Mrs. E. Gnann of Bay Lake. Though
the wedding was simple affair, only
the families of the bride and groom
being present, it was exceedingly
pretty.
Mrs. Cassels is charming and ac-
complished young woman and is one
of Bay Lakes most popular and well
beloved girls, having made her home
in Gainesville most all her life until
a short time ago. Mr.. Cassels has not
only a host of friends in Bay Lake,
but throughout the county. He has an
honorable war record, leaving Ocala
III September 1917. with Company A,
and later going to France, where he
spent fourteen months in the 124th
Infantry. He was wounded July u
by machine gun gullet during the St
Mihiel drive: After spending several
months in the hospital he returned to
America last spring. He is an en-
ergetic young man. possessed of good
business qualities and highly respect
ed by a large circle of friends.
Mr.. Cassels is now taking a course
in agriculture at the University OF
Florida, where he and his wife viii
make their future home.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cassels have the best
wishes of their many friends for 6
happy and prosperous life.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

The high school minstrel that is to
be given Friday evening at the car
nival in the Ocala House yard prom
Uses to be tremendous treat. Come
early if you desire a good seat. Only
Is cents to be highly amused, and
then you are helping to make the
high school annual success.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

FOR SALE-At a bargain, one-ton
Maxwell truck. In service six months
only. Equipped with 35x5 cord tires.
In first-class condition. Apply Chero-
Cola Bottling Mo-. Main street, Ocala,
Fla. 13-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

FOR SALE-(Wood Cut to Order)
Reduce the high cost of keeping COM
Portable this winter by buying your
wood cut read to burn direct from the
producer, thereby saving the profits
of the city wood yard Orders filled
anywhere in the city. Phone 80 NJ. c.
p. Howell, Ocala. 2Om
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

WELLINGTON, the grocer. can
save you money on your supplies.
Read the advertisement in today's
paper. Phone BIT. 16-4t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

Get rid of those aches and pains /;
take Mystery Red Drops for Rheu-
matism and Blood Disorders. At the
Anti Monopoly Drug Store. 19-1m
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

FOR SALE-TWO NEW SEVEN
PASSENGER TOURING CARS.
TWO NEW ONE-TON TRUCKS.
PHILIP G. MURPHY, GARY BLOCK,
OCALA, TELEPHONE IL. 1885,
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

FURNITURE, ETC. buy and sell
second hand furniture. Experts put it
in good condition before re-sellinC.
Repair sewing machines, lawn NOW
ers, enamelware, etc. y. W. Hunter,
80, 312, 314 South Main st. 23-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

FOR SALE-My residence at PIP Or
ange avenue. In good condition. Has
nine rooms. Suitable to accommodate
two families. Cheap. Less than cost.
On easy terms. Apply to Mrs. Martha
A Williams. 13-12t*
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18
UNCLASSlFIED
ADVERTISEMENTS
WANTED, LOST, FOUND, FOR
SALE, FOR RENT AND SIM
LIAR LOCAL NEEDS

RATES-Six line maximum, one
time, Csc. three times, Soc; six times
75c.; one month SO. Payable in ad-
vance.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18
LATEST LOCALS

Temperature this morning As; this
afternoon, SO.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

julius Williams. the colored man on
trial for murder in the circuit court,
was acquitted.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

Mr.. B. F. Borden, who has beer
quite i'll. is able to be up and attend K
business again.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

Postmaster Rogers is much better
today, but is not going out to take the
ar SOS you would notice it.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18
Snake Oil
Will Positively Relieve Pain In a Few.
Riinutsg
SeahOard Air Line

" III FOsat5velY steEReve Faln An q Few
hinutsG
Try it right now for Rheumatism,
Neuralgia. LumbagO, sore, stiff and swoI-
len joints, pain in the head, back and
limbs, cOrns, bunions, etc. After one
application pain usually disappears as
if by magic.
A new remedy used externally for
Coughs, Colds Group, J.auenza, Sore
Throat, DiphtLcri2 ana Ionsilitis.
This oil is conceded to he the most
penetra ting remedy known. It's prompt
anf immediate effect in relieving pain
is due 20 the fact that it penetrates to
the affected parts ~ once. As an illus
tratiOn, pour ten lrOps on the thickest
piece OF sole Leather and II will pene-
trate this substance through and through
in three minutes.
Accept no substitute. This great oil
is golden red color only Manufactured
by Herb Juice Medicine Co. only. Get
it at Biting & Co., Druggists, Ocala, FL
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

FOR SALE-Or exchange, Maxwell
light delivery truck for light run
about; metal panel body; first class
condition. Can be seen at the home of
Fred Kunze, ZIG n Main st. Ask for
Mr.. Gray. 1-16-*
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

WANTED-Share cropper. Can fur
nish all farming implements. Good
lard. L. T. Hendrix. Morristou. Flor
ids. 1861
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

FOR SALE-OakIand six. 1920 model.
Has been run $500 miles. Practically
new. Apply Box 374, Ocala. lift
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

FO RRENT-Three furnished rooms
and large bath room. Comfortably
equipped for light housekeeping. APP
ply to Miss Bessie Milestone, 715 S.
Fifth st. 1857
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

LOST-Gold watch. hunting case,
Waltham movement. No. 7169928.
Finder bring to Star Office and receive
a reward 12-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

All customers of Federal Bread ar,
satisfied customers. Ask them. tt
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

If you want a real good glass OF
coca-cola go to Gerig's Drug Store. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

FOR SALE-FIFTEEN USED CARS,
ALL STANDARD MAKES, IN EX-
CELLENT CONDITION. PRICES
FROM $3.50 TO $1,000; TOURING
CARS AND ROADSTERS. PHILIP
G. MURPHY, GARY BLOCK, Ocala,
Telephone IL. 18-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

Stop! Have you tried Federal Bread
the "best bread in the world" 20-Sf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

WANTED-Six genuine razorback
sows and one male. w. c. Blood, Box
124, Ocala, Fla. 1867
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

FOR SALE-Our seeds are carefully
selected and tested for Florida. Send
for our special price list for farmers
and gardeners. Mann-Hodge Seed Co.,
Palatka, Fla. 1-27-1m
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

Oak and Summer
field, one so 312 casing and tube on
rim. Finder please return to M. O.
Linton, care Arlo Box Co., Oak, Fla,
and receive reward. 1861
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

wrist watch. solid
geld. engraved. hexagon shaped case,
white ribbon with black border at
tached. Spring was broken in same
and hands were set at SOP. Finder
please return to Star Office and receive
reward. 2-16-6t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

For Rheumatism, take Mystery
Red Drops. 19-lm
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

FOR SALE-Buick touring car; IT
model; good condition. A bargain for
$3.50 Box 178. city. 4-6t*
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

house; bath and sleeping porch; on
\. Magnolia street, Magnolia Heights.
Absolutely unimcumbered; $1,000 in
sUrance paid up to Nov. 1921. Price
for quick sale $3.50. See F. W. Ditto,
Ocala, or write P D. Odell. Andrews,
S. G. 6-16t*
HADSOCK'S WOOD YARD-Phone
your orders to Smoak's shop. Phone
146. Pm
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

FOR SALE-Rent or exchange, five
room house; firts class condition. Lot
80 X 105, North Ocala. Cash or time.
Address Box 424, Ocala. or Star of
fee. Aft
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

FOR SALE-At a sacrifice, six-room
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

FOR SALE-Fancy hand picked Va
lencia peanuts. 81 per bushel. Also
fioated chufa seed. So per bushel. APP
ply Biting & Co., Ocala. 17-6t*
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

WANTED-16x16x11 first class army
tent. Apply p o. Box Ats, Ocala. Is st
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-02-18

FARM HELP WANTED-On truck
and stock farm adjoining town of
Ocoee, Orange county; wages $3.50
DAY. Steady work. Marshall's Farms,
Ocoee, Fla. 1-17-sat-wed* If
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-22
WCMEN'S COATS AT 1898

Made of heavy Melton Cloth,
Kersey and Si%lvertones; latest
models with large collars; belted
or loose models. Values $24.9S.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-22
80 WoMEN's SUITS AT S24.98

Regular and extra sizes;
Broadcloth, Serges, Tricotines,
etc. in all the latest shades.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-22
WOMEN'S A AT $24,98

S~ilvertone materials; Nelours,
English Tweeds and many other
pretty materials; plain or fur
trimmed; value $32,9S.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-22
BETTER GRADE COATS UP
TO $74.98.

They are made of Crystal Cloth
Bolivia Cloth and Duvetyne; fur
trimmed collars of Beaver, Rae
coon, Ring Tail Opossum, etc.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-22
WOMEN'S SUITS AT $24.98

They are Wool Velour, Silver
tones, Tricotines. The most want
ed colors in regular or extra
sizes. Many of these suits were
made to sell at $49.9S.
Many other fine suits; all silk
lined, best grade Of the latest fab
ries. Regular and extra sizes;
prices up to $4,000
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-06-10

tie Good and Bad.
lS good the world Is very good;
5 bad It Il bad.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-06-10
The Lure of verbiaae.

"Some questions are never an
swered."
'True. A great deal Of discussion
is like saying, Polly want crackerT
to parrot. The parrot hands 1t back
and the conversation goes on indef-
nitely over cracker that nobody
cared about in the first place."
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-06-10
Somewhat Dubious.

"Listen to this, wife. The centena-i
rlan says he has eaten an apple day
since childhood, and chewed tobacco
continuously. Just think Of living to,
be a hundred years old"
II might manage an apple day, but
I fear l couldn't chew tobacco con-
tinuously."
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-06-10
Quite So.

Wife-The photographer you sent
out here simply snapped the children
and the house and then went off.
Hell see. A case of snap and go.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-06-10
Grateful Praise.

"Well, dear, how does my record
compare so far with your mother'sT"
"Your fuses are nothing like the
ones mother used to make"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-06-10
Educated.

Hoity-Tm told she speaks several
languages.
Toity-Yes, golf, polo and horse
Town Topics.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-06-10
Annronriate Remark.

'tWhat did the fallen jockey say
when they pulled him from rnder his
PROSTATE mount"
"He said, THAT is a horse on me! Z"
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M Won Want 70 Be MieerabIl

sIf you want to be miserable, you
must think about yourselt ! e.ik what
you want, what ~ what
respect people Qasl psy you,
and then to you "A ia II be pure.
You win spoil niI'k you touch.
You win s1aaEs I'D misery out
Of eyerqfhia lii God sends You.
You XII 0s s. wretched az you
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Not That District.

He--They say the woman's vote in
this district is very light.
She-Nothing of the sort. Nearly
every woman registered is a brunette.
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An Odd storehouse.

''The feast at the club was seasoned
with its 'yVell-known Attic salt"
"How Queerl We keep ours In the
Kitchen" *. ,.Sa
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poesn't Care who Is Stuck.

SIS he good to his wife?"
every. He lets her have everything
and anything the stores will trust him
for"
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ESSON TEXT Sam. 1e:1-1S.
GOLDEN TExT--The Spirit OF the Lord
came upon David from that day forward.
u Sam. 1913
4 OPTIONAL MATERIALr-Ps. 2.
PRIMARY ToPlC--The Story OF q Shep-
heri Boy. M
JUNIOR ToPIc-A Kingly shepherd
Boy.
- ne Road to Promotion.
YOUNG PEOPLE AND ADULT TOPIC
Tie Possibilities Of Youth.
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Grammar.

You say kiss must be noun;
I've really no compunction
10 tell you that your parts OF speech
Are mixed tbs a conjunction.
Pitt Panther.