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The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

hcnoree and her guests went back to
the lawn where tables were laid. each
being conferred with pretty flowers,
and the beautiful birthday cake made
by Mrs. II. C. Dozier was cut by the
children. Miss Frances herself drew
the dime, and Miss Willie May Huck-
ably the nickle The cake was served
with delicious cream. More games
followed, the happy guests leaving
for home with regret at six o'clock,
when good-byes were said and all
voted the party a joy indeed. Those
present We're Frances Clark, Lucretia
Hooker, Johnnie Lee Potter, Jessie
Clayton, Frances Drake. Willie Huck-
ably, Dixie Abbott, Frances, Virginia
and Winifred Wagnon, Harry Dozier,
Billie Howell, Leslie Wagnon. Mrs.
Dozier assisted Mrs. Dumas in look
ing after the small people.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30
BIRTHDAY PARTY

A little girls birthday is simply not
complete without party, so thought
the happy crowd of children who
gathered at the home of Mrs. ]. W..
Dumas on Fort King avenue yester-
Gay afternoon to help Frances Wag-
non celebrate her twelfth birthday,
from A to 6. Many lovely games were
enjoyed on the lawn, afterwards dane
ing on the porch was a special feat
ure, and then because no birthday is
a success without a cake, the little
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

The many friends of Hugh Nc
Creole will be interested to learn of
his marriage to a young lady of Phil
a6elphia, which is now his home port.
Mr.. McCredie lived in Ocala a num-
Der of years, learned his trade as
nachinist at the Ocala Iron Works,
and was regarded by all who knew
him as very intelligent and depend
able young man. Shortly after Ger
many declared war in 1914, Mr.. Nc
Creole went north to work in the
munition factories, meantime qualify
ing himself by study for a place IN
the merchant marine. When Ameri-
ca went into the war, he would have
joined the navy but was not able
physically to measure up to the
standard. However, he went aboard a
merchant steamer. enduring his share
of work and hardship during the war.
Peace having returned, he finds him.
self well suited with the sea, and re-
mains in the merchants marine, with
good prospect of promotion. His
Ocala friends wish prosperity and
happiness for him and his bride He
is the youngest son of Mrs. Julia Nc
Creole, whose home is on North Mag
nolia street.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

According to the Times Union, the
sugar situation is not at all encour-
aging. Reports say that there is a big
shortage in this years crop. The T.
u. is still encouraging the production
OF sugar cane in Florida. We have
been hammering away at our sugar
cane growers to increase their acre
age ummerfield Chronicle.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

The young people enjoyed an un-
usually pleasant dance at the springs
last night. A large crowd was pres
emit, the evening was delightfully."- cool
and just right for dancing and the
light fantastic toe was tripped until
late hour.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

After a short visit with Mr.. and
Mrs. w. A. Coin in Eustis, Mr.. and
Mrs. J. Oliver Brison will return 70
Ocala tomorrow especially to be
present at the reception and musical
tea at the Woman's Club Saturday
afternoon, at which time music lovers
viii have an opportunity to hear the
trained voices of this talented couple
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Mrs. VIM. A. Coin will return to
Ocala tomorrow from her home in
Eustis, coming up especially to be
present at the reception and musical
tea to be given by the members of
the Woman's Club Saturday after
noon at 5 o'clock at the club house.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Mr.. and Mrs. j. C. Smith and fam
ily, Mr. and Mrs. B. F. Condor and
family. Misses Margaret Jackson and
Fanita Cobb enjoyed a fish fry at
Lake Weir yesterday afternoon and
evening. A moonlight ride on the
water, a fine catch of fish served siz-
ling hot and full moon to motor
home BY left nothing to be desired in
the way of pleasant outing.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Mrs. E. H. Martin and son. Henry
will leave tomorrow for Indian Rocks
on the gulf. where with her parents,
Mr.. and Mrs. Gordon and brother-in-
law and sister. Mr.. and Mrs. Robert
Walden, they win have cottage for
q month.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

An old darkey tells US that, "dar
am "a big creek under Symmetrical
and dat some day Summerfeld am
goin' to sink in de ground The old
darlev claims that at NIGHT he can
Eeer the rushing waters. that he has
felt earth shocks and that Florida will
have IN earthquake Symmetrical
Chronicle.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Meet me at the American Cafe,
Union Station, Ocala. for a regular
dinner-family style. Best dinner in
the state for 75c. Eat and drink all
you want. Time for dinner II a. m. to
2:30 D. m. lift
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

All who attend the moonlight boat
ride down Silver Springs run this
evening, which is being given by the
young gentlemen of the city in COM
pliment to their girl friends and their
visitors, are assured of good time.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Mrs. D. e. SwindelI will leave to-
morrow for her home in Savannah,
and later. accompanied by her hus-
band, will go to Key West on pleas
ure trip.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

You should come in and see the
shoes we are closing out. If we can
fit your foot you will save dollars. H.
A. Waterman, the Haberdasher. st
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Smith House. just remodeled. Rooms
with or without bath. Nice cool dining
room. Reasonable rates. Special rates
for meals by the week. No. 80 North
Main st. Phone $50. 23-1m
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

w. K. Lane, NJ. D.. Physician and
Surgeon, specialist Eye. Ear. Nose and
Throat. Office over and 10 cent store,
0cala. Fla. IF.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

White flannel pants and Hart,
Shaffner & Mark. SIS: other lines in
stria'es, 20. cord $3.50. cotton and
flannel stripe 81. imitation Palm
Beach, 81. H. A. Waterman. the
Hahegdasher. o9-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Mrs. James Bryan, after a fort
nights visit to her parents. Mr.. and
Mrs. w. w. Stripping, left today for
her home in Tampa.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Mrs. G. E. Connor, who has been
spending two weeks with Mr.. Connor
at Inverness, returned to her Lake
Weir home yesterday.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Don't fail to visit the Guarantee
Clothing & Shoe Company. Every
thing we sell is guaranteed. We're
fighting for QUALITY mot prices. tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Three Flower perfume, toilet water
and face powder made by Richard
TIudnut, sold by the Court Pharmacy.
phone 284. 27-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Mrs. III. A. Fausett and children
went to Eastlake yesterday, where
they will occupy their cottage for the
summer.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

We have received a line of Halves
derbies. If you want fall derby, see
thes at S.. Fl. A. Waterman, the
Haberdasher. 29-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Don't fail to visit the Guarantee
Clothing & Shoe Company. Every
thing we sell is guaranteed. We're
fighting for QUALITY-not prices. If
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Just received, John B. Stetson fall
hats, also other lines. H. A. Water
man, the Haberdasher. 29-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Stanley ferrostate non-breakable
vacuum bottle. The Court Pharmacy.
phone 284. 27 tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30
.OCALA Occurrences

If you have any news for this de-
pertinent please phone 255.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Miss Frances Wagner. daugher of
Mr. and Mrs. r. L. Wagner, viii leave
Sunday to visit relatives in Tampa.
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

All kinds of rat. roach, ant and bed
bug poison. The Court Pharmacy,
phone 1884, 27-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

"Nucoa" nut margarine 40 cents
pound at Cooks Market. Phone 243. St
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Cut glass tumblers and parfait
glasses. The Court Pharmacy. Phone
284. 27-tf
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Mems pin check pants S2.25 pair;
khaki $3.50 and $3.50; dark cotton
pants SO to $3.50. II. A. Waterman,
the Haberdasher. 29-3t
The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-07-30

Kingan's pure lard Id. carton 27c.
at Cooks Market. Phone 243. 27-4t
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-01-15

needed. TIL" world today is crying out
for the production OF useful goods: for
the building Of moro houses: the making
OF more clothing: the growing Of more
food: the things that It must have II
people ar" to live. and on these things
which have 10 do with the operations
Of business. the attention Of the people
should be conferred instead Of distract
ing propa ganda. preaching and appeals
for movements. which 70 say the least.
are not Of vital Importance. Two
things are needed more than anything
els" to got tn" American p"orl" back on
thrlr feet. and down 10 business.
First. relief from the excessive gov
eminent TAXATION and the pcrnicious
and vicious interference &c government
agents with ordinary business opcr-
atoms:
And second; a stoppagc or at least, a
great reduction IN tn" flood of appeals
for a Thousand and on" alleged patriotic
and charltublc movements
GIVE both capital and labor n little re-
lief: 4 little time To get its breath. and
4 little opportunity to concentrates de-
Gently and effectively upon producing
the things which the world needs.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-01-15
WHAT FEDERAL TANES COST

approximately SIX Dillon
dollars Over i've billion department heads "
about lloQ0N0o people Inc depart
the
dollars woman and child IN e "
tire country The family United about five in num-
reckless
the past two years Is 10 continue
United about $225 per YEAR
taxation means
ry the from the great manu-
the long they VIII pa! NUE.
public Will be
the increased in the materials " so
into the building houses; clothing boots and shoes ana OF
States will its share ana VIII pay "
poporn the and not proportion
TO It's earning Of high costs OF living III "
mind
en poisoned distorted by the with which mas
reckless eNad
followed There will be no
sa reduction in living Washington itself %
upon
are turned od 10 p" ~
made work themselves.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-01-15
WE MUST FINANCE FOREIGN CREDITS
People, Not the Government Should Purchase SECURITIES
and Take Loans of Foreign Allies.
By HERBERT S. HOUSTON
Publisher Of Worlds Work.,

and not in KIND, for the funds OF nanks
viii sim be- needed and used lot ,ne
? ordinary c"Inm, tranSd'i IONS tna'
: can hc closed IN r"iativ"!E br.Il p PEI 'o onJ
! These banks pruvId" n" .uulo CASH anu anu
| credit that turn the wheels of tranr' pul
/ not the great static reserve" Which ar"
, hooded To Stabaliz" exchange ana settle
tn, enormous trade hH lance Hi nations;
! nv elimination tn conclusion ts
: reached that we, III" American T"opic'
! must establish thrs credit ourselves. We
+ must do u in our own interest anu III
! the Interest Of the world.
: And. astonishing A. II may sem. tna wa,
! j. what w., haI" hocn doing Tor inc pdSt
/ Two years, scarcely knowing IT, or NJ
! least without consciously realizing thal
. We have been doing It.
/ Then the American mind was I3ucheI
/ Win. fear that democracy was cndanGed
I Is" saw her quickly encompass Tour lad
Irrty Loans. and crown V with loan OF
/ Victory. More than 20.0eO0N0 people
have honGhl Ih"s" bonds ot the NATION,
! nni average one III each Of the -O'oVo'oVo
| If annual income IS the measure Of
, thus national purchasing power 1t IS al
) least $5o.O"O. 01V.O"o. If nlt;matc wealth
I - the, ul-uSurr. 4 is undoubtedly IN eN-
c"~S IF $500, 40O. hoN.""H.
! However cunSii, red, u IS stating
simpl" fact. known throughout the
! world Of trade" IL say that the iuIi ca
I Iacitv ~ that power has never yet been
/ i,stvd Il absorbed rh" billions of the
/ nv, loans. after the British. tn" Anglo
, French and other foreign loans OF At
least $4,000. 600. 000 had been taken. and
did y without u tremOr or the witch OF
a nerve.
And Will" this was being dorc the
! United States treasury established d.
d"rt credits for England. France Italy.
, Rumania Serbia and other allies in me
war t. uyerrUmc Germany, OF about *lU,
h0D. U00 U00.
Tho government loaned these $4,000
uaO. 600 Ia our allies IN thu great war
giving them credit which they used N
buying our goods. and then the govern
mcnt sold US It's OWE bonds to cover
the credit.
That was sound finance and II helped
nightly in winning ia" ~ar. And II Is
sound finance after III" war. in theS''
DAYS -, full If the tremendous prop
l"nS of rebuilding and rccou5truc'"n'
hut with this ono essential and imp"r-
tant differences.
W.. the people, must now ;;'k" these
loans and buy thes" foreign SccurlIl =
ourselves and not expect the Bovcrnmeh'
10 do il any longer. with p"aC" must
como the normal C0urs" and swing g.!
business. This means that "" must IL
nance the credits ON which In lArHi
degree. our foreign trade must resi-;
We must do this ~ help tn" world am
to hCIp ourselves. Both obligation anu
"ppur unity urEc upon u9.
(CopyTlGhO
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-01-15
WASTING PUBLIC MONEY

II appears that IN" tidy sum OF pc
tween twcmty-Iiv" aud fifty 1pIllIon dol
lars was supposed TO J." spent for two
nitrate plants. onr at Toledo and one at
rinc,unatj. purely for the purpose Of
siirncinG criticism. From the testimony
OF COL. Joy,S Of the War Department
in charge uf tn" nitrate division. Mr..
Baruch. who had charge Of installing
tho government nitrate plans proposed
20 create these plants solely for the
purpose OF satisfying Democratic Con-
gressmcn from the Midi" West. The
nitrate plant located at Sheffield, Ala,
COS, thirteen million dollars and never
produced At all. Tho plant at Muscle
Shoals. Ala. turned out fifteen hundred
tons of njtra;" at;cr the armiStice was
signed. II cost ifN> the ncighbood
twenty million dollaSs.
The more the merry round OF money
spending INDUCED in by the Wilson ad-
ministration is dug into, the moro OF
this kind Of thing turns up. The
peoples money was the least important
thing that the red tape artists had to
consider. 1t was flowing in abundant
streams. q ncver-cndinS supply. and
cost. and value for cost. were apparent
~ tho last to be Thought of. If an in
tuential Democratic congressman want
ed environment in his territory. h
got it: II another Democratic congress-
mes wanted munition plant in his ter
ritory. ne got it, and If still another
Democratic congressman wanted IL al
trate plant in his territory. he Hot 1t re-
CARELESS Of the adaptibility OF the loca-
tlon or the efficient uses that could be
made Of it. And. moreover, it Is notice
able that the particular section Of the
country which paid the least taxes, and
contributed the least sin"ws Of war. was
the territory in which most oC the lavish
expenditures occurred.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-01-15
THE HORRORS OF THE
UKRAINE AND POLAND

According 70 the report of BrlgadleE
General Jadwiu, the number OF jews
killed in pogroms n UErania up |"
Sept. 0 1919 was close 70 S9pVp. IN
Poland the warfarc upon the jews Las
been continuous. although not 80 d"Ia-
N. IL is Impossible u realize IN" par
barities which must have accompanied
these gigantic horrors. The massacre
OF the Armeuians By III" Turks was
probably on moro elaborate ana eNten-
sivc scale. but certainly II could NOT
have been carried out with more er"-
= ..Sitv and with more hlo"d-luSt than IN"
massacre OF the Jews uf the Ukraine and
Poland has been by prrresScd Chris
t.Ans.
Central Europe has apparently be-
come u Secthing hell. n which every
passion Of man has been turned loos" !"
satisfy itself upon IN" weak and the
HELPLESS. civilization cannot hold ItS'ii
alouC from thcS" horrors. There IS. n
call 70 ovrry Christian man and woman
throughout IN" world T. mako some
sacru,,; 70 max. ~omn effort - stop
This reign Of bloud-Shet. "" canrct
say that tho conditions Of Russia. and
the small states formed from tn" Rus
sian and Austrian empires. - no ana'r
ofours. So Ions as their troubles were
purely political. and did not mean IN"
sacrifice Of thousands Of innocent lives.
We might adopt s.lhsh attitude. but
this great fire. and Christian nation,
prosperous as no other nation is. must
sooner or later feel the call 10 make its
influence fHlc for peace. for decenry
and for the common rights Of human
ity.
I, is the firm conviction Of the lnt"lli-
Sencer that there will De TO peace III
Central Europe. perhaps no peace IN all
Esurope, until some power IS rreat"d
CAPABLE OF bringing order out Of the
chaos that now reigns in the entire re-
gton east OF the former Russ!an-Ger-
many boundary. and extending almost
to the Pacific. The world cannot be at
peace, and it cannot be in health. with
nearly tYo hundred million people torn
by civil and religious war. and destroy
ing each other like so many wild beasts.
The concert OF the great nations that
conauared Germany. and which today
represent the wealth. intelligence and
military power Of the world. must con-
tfnun II FOR no other purpose than 70 in
sure the peace for which VIC have
fouEht and made 20 many sacrifices.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-01-15
TOO MANY DRIVES

In another column OF the IntelliSencer
today appears a communication from q
business man, who recites tale of woe
dealing with the constant drives. cam
paIkns. movements for the collection OF
funds for charitable. patriotic. semi
patriotic and, in some cases. purely SOL
fish enterprises. Tn" business mans
wall" or roar as no terms II, Will.
undoubtedly. strike responsive chord
tIRShc hearts Of thousands OF sufferers.
Tho average man in business today Is
fed UP. tired out. dtsgusted and sick Of
sRriyes and campaigns that have for their
dieect purpose. the relieving him OF tho
rpAA money which government tax in
auislt6Ss have left him.
This is not a time for the extension
OF enterprises that are not presSingly
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-01-15
The Business Man S Roar

p"nr Editor lnt"lllg"n'.E
Sir: ! have been held NJ. h,!d d"Ni'
,andlr,KS"d. walked on, sat on, fia,teh-
r,l ont and squeezed.
FIRST: Ey the l. :. government l"r
F.d, raj war TAX. excess fronts law LII,
rrr;v loan bonds. Tariff stamps, capita
stock. merchants license. Az" tAN an.
every su,l.iy and organization mat INC
,nvru,.yr rn.ud Of mAa IAN construct ."
extract ,vNn' may or may not have III
nay poss"ssr''.
From TN. Society # John the Baptist
IA. Grand Army Of IN" Republic. the
Wum.u's i;"l"'. Tia" Navy League. inc
E.J cross. H. 'hildr"'.'S Home, IN" Dor
,as .n,i.ft. Young N"""n.~ 'hr'siIa"
\ssn.rati"l.. hoy Scouts. Jewish Relief
E"lglun Reject and Gerry hospital q"
town.
The government has So governed my
business that don't know who owns H.
! ana inspected. suspected. examined re-
..<.un.rgrd. informed. required and COM
mxndcd 50 | don't know who nm, Wh"et
| AM. ur why am h"r". All ] kn"" IS
that | am supposed to h" ln'>hauSi'Ole
aurrIy Of money FOR every kn"wu Iced.
d.strr ar hone If TIA" human race. and
lrrau>.. viii not :,c!l all ! have and ("
an and beg borrow or steal money to-
l.i,r away. am cuss"d. discussed. h"!
,.nr;rd. talked q. talked about, l"'i H..
lied aL,,u.. held up. hung M r"hhri an!
nearly ruined and Tn" oHly reason am
,ltnElng To NJ" IL 10 -" what IN the
he'll is coming next.
\ SIrrEREG.
p. s. Ch"rr up, There's always a
SILVER lining /" every @"c dollar tor
grauulatrd sugar has just fell - sc.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-01-15

New York. Paraguay: John II. fahfE'
FnSron. Frru: W. :. Row. N;nriinn:h, =:
Salvador aud Robert ii. tatch'h' ~"
York. N"n"Hu"la
TN. secretary oC tn" treasury VII A't
A. chairman ~ tar conference. l,.'
President Marshall aud Secretary Inn
sing are among IN" speakers on thr OPP
~ I,u american Union. VIII turn over
'I, ran American building :" m" dele
,rie for ,hr nsc ur III" confer" nCc.
Dr l.. : E"Nvo. secretary "r IN" IntrL,
national HIGH commission. = Sc"r"l AT?
,,,,,rr,j : II, conference and J'TS. {, r.
Nr;iirr aud ,;ullleruI" y. ~rN"i.. are
.ssiyttnt SECRETARIES general.
after 'h. conference j,' MIR h''r-
CAii"n VIII W.. 'aErn 81 an lnSF" '''''
I'm -, fhr ltng island ShIpyarc.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-01-15
Our Daily Story
rxx1cATo STRINGS.

Pixzjcato Strings decided - reform
m. theatrr--to give IT brains instead ''
froth. intelligence in place or tiEh'S'
"Eut I must break the public III graz
r,lly painlessly, rs II were. ne ihouk"'
,,lny,rIv I'll write an ordinary. COM
mon musical comedy. and between 'h'
various stupid numbers Ill introduce
real wit, genuine food for thouEnI'
Thus, almost without its hn""'t"6
tn, public will see the contrast "''u '''
theatre will be saved.
And he wrote the muSlCai c",he"S
and called 1t Tho LurId Lazy W .'h ,n'
Lisp to attract tho crowds y! W.
opening performance Plz2AcAto ioun"
himself seated next to Mr.. Average IT,
The curtain went up on the usual chvr-
No s,nrinc n song IN which the rhymes
were "lovc' and dove. moon anu
.sncon." md miss" and Kiss"
"RuIIv opening. CHI" said Mr.. Aver
age CIT, so original, II you know what
l mean" ,, 49,. lila.
introduction Is over and fdtinEhNn
Highbean comes out and recltes hFo""-
ing's "Cerebcllum Forever
Uichbean came out and rcrli"d 'C"rS-
haIlum Forever. He finished and Nv
erage Cit woke with Il start.
~XYas I snorinG?" no asked apprH =
hensiyelv. "Oh, hero comes IN" chorus
ont again, dressed in bathing costumes
and each girl carrying sunShad'. say
that's clever! That shows some th"uEnt
Il can hardly wait till it's over 70 APP
plaud!' -.
After eating his program page nS
page, PiZZicato Strings slowly rSlaPS'u
into unconsciousncsS
Tomorrow-Did you ever wonder IN"
drows rnustachcS on billboard ladies' :
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-01-15
RIPPING RHYMES
BY WALT MASON.
ONE KIND or TRRIFT

I earn six hundred bones year
and have some fourteen annts -
feed; and now that everything ~
dear. II takes some figuring indeed.
I'm thrifty, in the higher sense. al
though I play in evil luck; my in
come covers my expense, no man
can say I owe a buck. My neigh
Dor earns three thousand wheels
whilo for six hundred wheels !
grind. and doubtless in his Hrid" u"
feels that Tn the selling platter
kind. And creditors to his aeod"
arc wearing paths the long year
through: collectors linScr in TN"
road to touch him for som" hllI
that's due. My auntS ar" always
wanting things; tlI"y r"arn tor
things no spinstcr needs. for fur
bellows and diamond rings. canary
birds and widows weeds. They say.
Your credit at the store Is right
side up. and three feet wide; why
must We ALWAYS walk tn" floor aud
yyrcp FOR things that are denied" ~
answer feeling slightly bored. ''
IS no use 20 scream and p"ui. Ia" Silly
things VIC cant afford ar" just III"
things we'll do without ll"r"ln
behold tho soul Of thrift: 7" pas"
Nm what We. can't afford N" n"w
fur c"at. tho motor swift. tn" tr"t-
ting with Il Eild"d horde.
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