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July 4th. 1920. promises to be big day i'll franklin
The plan of Franklin Post American Legion to celebrate
the Nations birthday evidences the reawakenlng OF the
genuine American spirit; that spirit which had been oo
scred by Of peace but will die Ihe oplt OF
America to which all the world defers was made
militant force July 4th 1875, and now that its late
great triumph fresh in the minds of all the peoples OF
the civilized world pause to honor its memory Is nople
thought of the members of the Legion
The American Legion is modified army OF young
who have renewed their allegiance to the cause OF
America and have enlisted to keep safe that Tor whch
they make democracy better and grander III lis
American home The celebration of the birth OF this Ma
ton where democracy first made permanent is recog
milton of the ideas the founders of the ana
arcuates the proposition that the permanence OF the gov
ernment will prevail long as the ideas OF the founders
remain dominant"
We have been too lax in outward manifestations
of gratitude and pride in the matter of this great day. now
the greatest day in the history Of the national lie OF all
the great peoples of the world We have allowed ourselves
to drift too far from the old standards and ideals OF ma
tion and government in the mad rush to attend our
material advancement and temporary designs fer SELL
Let pause for day and join the returned soldiers
in their celebration of this great day. and allegiance
to the Government and Constitution of country There
will be parade $50 p NJ, from the Court House. I'm
medately after the parade there will be speaking at the
Court House. The orators of the day Congressman
J. Y. Sanders, Hons. Doneson Catfery and Edwin 5
Broussard. There will be dancing at the Sverman Hail.
and amusements at the Park Everything free Come and
help celebrate.
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to secure q nomination. 1t is OBJ.
vious that to buy a nomin alton is
to bay an even chance for the
White House. If rich men In both
parties take to the idea of financ-
ing candidates, and advancing
hundreds of thousands of dollars
to push particular candidates.,
the Presidency will inevitable be.
come an appendage for the watch
fobs of the great millionaires.
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Is the Presidency For Sale

Some months ago Mr.. Hays, of
the Republican party, made a
statement which we commended.
He declared that contributions to
the campaign fund of the Repub-
llcan party should be limited to
$1,000. Obviously this would be
IN the interests of clean politics,
and we expressed the hope that
both great parties would take &C.
tive steps to prevent the use of
large sums of money in political
campaigns.
The recent disclosures of the
amounts spent by the various
Presidential contestants is amaz-
Ing. Think Of the sum of $780,.
600, advanced by one citizen to
secure Q nomination for another
citisen, who failed to get the GOV.
eted honor. The disclosure of
this fact helped Ia preventing this
rich man from naming the nomi.
nee Of his party by an excessive
use Of his money. Under what
obligations would . candidate be
70 Q man who spends Q fortune for
hie nomination. and is prepared
10 back Il up with more to win the
PfesideDcyp
The question for the American
people 10 answer 10 not which
party can get the most money to.
Iether behind . candidate. but
whether the American presidency
b for sale. Inasmuch % the first
|tep 10 securing the Presidency is
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Will It Be War Bread Againl

,, The average citizen doesn't de.
vote a great amount of time to
foresight. Notwithstanding the
truth of the old saying that, com.
ing events cast their shadows be.
fore them, most of US proceed in
blissful ignorance until we are
rudely upset by the happening of
, something we might have fore.
seen and prepared for to certain
extent.
The American people are &C.
customed to reading of famines in
China. in war.stricken Europe,
but very seldom stop to ask
whether a scarcity of foods prob
able in our own country. Crops
are backward, labor on farms is
difficult, and the food situation
may glue our citizens a source of
real worry before the winter is
over.
Reports from the Department of
Agriculture at Washington chow
that the wheat situation is not
good-in fact, there is cause for
very great concern. Winter wheat
promises only 4S3, 100000 bushels
of the 800. 900, 900 needed. Last
year the winter crop was 731 .500,.
900 bushels. Even the present es.
innate may have to be reduced,
comes the warning, on account of
the Hessian fly. the grasshopper,
and the abandonment Of winter.
killed fields. The Department ad.
vises increased paintings of spring
wheat, but finds tendency to re.
duce acreage as q result of the un-
farm labor situation.
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Coming, PEARL WHITE
in her greatest serial, THE
Black Secret.
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El Mundo. [volume] (San Juan, P.R.) 1919-1990, 1920-12-27
DoNA JosEFA LOPEZ
VIDA. DE RODRIGUEZ

En- Guayanilla ha fallecido una ma
trona distinguidisima y generosa, que
pas6 por el mundo regando La semilla
del bien con prodigalidad sin tasa.
Nos referimOs dona Josefa Lopez,
viuda de Rodriguez, madre amantisima
y coraz6n bondadoso y sano.
Fu6 ella, cuizas la DANA mas querida
en- el pintoresco pueblo de la Costa
Asul; su generosidad no conocia from
teras, 10 mismo que sus virtudes, ex-
celentes y acrisoladas.
Ell faliecimiento de dona Josefa L6-
peg viuda de Rodriguez ha capsado,
como es natural honda impression en-
Guayanilla. Las classes sociales sin dis
tinci6n de matices, invadieron Ia ca
sa mortuoria y fue uno el sentimiento,
uno el dolor, uno 81 duelo por tan IRE
parable perdida.
FL sepelio de los restos de la finada
Sc lev6 efecto 81 viernes, y al piado-
so acto acudi6 una nutrida concuiren
cia, integrada por casi toda la pobla-
ci6n de Gaayanilla, que rindi6 espon-
taneamente un tribute de afecto la
que. vivi6 consagrada enteramente a
la realization del bien, mitigando do
lores y miserias.
Enviamos los deudos de la finada,
entire los que contamos con muy que
ridos amigos, y especialments, sus
hijos don Francisco y don Isaias Ro-
driguez Lopez Ia expression de nuestro
mas sentido pesame.
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uN cHooUE

En- Ell puente de San Antonio un an
to choc6 con una guagua, causandose
ambos hgeros desperfectos
Debido al sitio en- donde ocurri6 Ell
choque Sc interrumpi6 Ell trafico de vehi
culos por algin tempo. La policia prac
tic6 la correspondence investigation. La
guagua qued6 atravesada en- medic de
Ia carretera y algunos de los pasajeros
Sc tiraron de ella en- el instante del cho-
que.
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LIE DIERoN UNA BoFETADA

Informa La seiiora Maria Garxasteguf,
de Puerta de TERRA, que en- momentos
en- que Sc hallaba esperanto el troIe on y
parada dos, Sc le acerc6 I'm .sujeto y y
did una fuerte bofetada, robandole, da
paso, cinco d6lares que llevaba on a.
pafiuelo.
La sehora do Ia policia las seAalss
del individuo. qsien. tan pronto como
ie peg6 La pobre mujer, So di6 ! II
fuga. ii
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Ell BANouErE AL sR. BARcEIo

Nuestros muy. estimados amigos los
senores don Manuel Palacios Salazar
don Jose Basora Mestre, quienes cons
titkyen la comisi6n que organiza Ell
banquete- al Sr. Barcelo, pre-
sidente del partido unionista, nos in
forman, en- atena carta, que la prensa
de San Juan Ia sido invitada a aquel
acto, que cada dfa que transcurre tie
ne mayor numero de simpatizadores.
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"vocEs 5UvENrLEsp

Hemos recibido el tercer ndmero de
estr interesants publication escolar Or
gano dc la escuela de Baldorioty de
Castro
Ia presentaci6n de "voces Juveni-
les'' es nitida v excelente. viene re-
pleto de un interesante y ameno texto.
que 10 avaloran frmas j6venes de Ia
referida escuela.
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DON oERoNIMo ouEvARA

En- Santurce, un autom6vil arroll6
nuestro distinguido amigo don 0er6nimo
Guevara, causandole contusiones en- Las
piernas y los brazos, de las que fusss
asistido en- la sala de socorro. ~
Ell hecho sucedi6 en- Ia parada is VI
media, en- molnentos en- que el seior Cue
vara Sc tiraba de otro autom6vil
Lamentanos sinceramente 81 psrcaia
&C del amigo Guevara, quien gozasds me
recidas simpatias en- esta ciudad.
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AL PRECIO DE LOS AZUCARES
EL JOURNAL OF COMMERCE" DE NEW YORK oPINA
SOBRE Ell PROBLEMA


importante pen6dico fnanciero York, journal
Of Commerce. habando de nuesta crisis dice
Iectores, 10 siguente
"EI plan propuesto, embargo sobe las
expoacones de ha dado ugar Ell coerco de vi
haya adopado actca neo consecuencia de
impression que nocia producdo los cuIOs
dispueso ercancas venddas altos precos esan
do ahora manera cudadosa sobe bases Hay
cantdad de pequehos de manufacture
de esta cdad de otras parties del pals Sc han mos
tado POGO dpuestos cumpr contratos de las
mercancias las condolences actuales.
Lo que nteresante que comercio de vi
veres Po mayor de esa cudad esa eno de optmsmo en-
canto las transaccones del tuo Con respeco los come
cantes de vNees al mayor dice han cunpdo sus
aver hemos encontrado solo dchos
cantes hyan pudado conato cas todos han surdo
consderabIes perddas quearse 10 mas nnmo
to los del coerco mnorsta eos estan actuando mcha
cauteIa.
comerciantes los vendedores al por quenes han
negado aceptar las
Estos pequenos comercanes, consderados ndvduanen-
facores de mportancia; coecvaente cons
tuyen un eemento poderoso en- Ell mercado.
Henos dido decr comerciante de importancia,
esPecto han pudado los contrato eos han
de los asoos puedan sobrevenres sin que sign
hayan estudiado asunto nj hayan pueso
considerar ell caracter legal de la situaci6n
Los manufacturers han sdo habies cuanto
conratos, los vendedores por
manufacturers preco muV eevado
sugir muchas uchas igos Agunos manufacturers de
para uchar cietos mpotadores que tenen
cozaci6n my eIevada az1ca procedente Java
les estan encanando pasos sentdo publican
que mpda los renadoes hacer contratos precos
elevados los teniamos hace POGO.
Todos hechos acaecidos tenen considerable
porqe ndcan euerzos que stan para
acabar esta situaci6n ca6tca.
Aquelos que han hecho compromises ell mercado Sc
my saisfechos aspecto general de la
question: muchos, habendo enido grandes peddas estan
buscando la los medos para suavzar ago ell nm
gOpe UnO de los hechos los muha
de gobeno cubano decrete embargo sobre
las exportacone de cua que educran
perddas.
a sido CONSIDERABLE razonabIemente semeiante
levado goberno cubano harfa estabiza
cado nIucho mas que cIaIquier factor.
Los avsos recibidos de distntas agencias traen
la notcia de prorogaa Cuba la noratora
odo, todava deemnado despue del de diciembre
Tan1bien han recbido los banqueos la noca
sutado conferencia que gar das Cuba
sea odenado embargo sobre las exporacons del
de la zafra pasada ell conenzo de moienda sera
tansferido ell de remedo la
alta serian utIzados 'noas de
medidas poduciran resultado que
de elias que ell de hacer esabe ell del az1
baia actual ha sido la de la crisis bacara
bana.
ell del
te; pues aunque perdda inevitable po aqueos
que copraron az1car is centavos mas la bra podan
ducir pefdidas
que fotaecera de los tenedo
res tendera acabar con la baja
reinadores, ha dcho que gran cantidad de
refnada amacenes mentras que aseguran
las exstenca posefdas los renadores solo
crudo. No obsante esto espera que
buena que nomacen las condolences del
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NO Sc DrvoRc1A

Dofa Melcho-a Platos viuda de Ma
die, informa que no es cierto que Sc
divorcia. porQue la vida le es suave
y que duerme en- una CANA que COM
pro en- FL Cielo que son las mejores
y alargan La vida. Gran surtido dc niue
bles, busnos y baratos. -ea nuestros
precios. Allen %. Alargan la vida nues
tras camas. Advt
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coLocAcIoN

Sc necesita un joven con CO.
nociinientos de ingIes y maqui-
nilIa, y con practica en- trabajo
general de oficina. Escriba dan
do referencias, experiencia, etc.,
a "Colocaci6n". Apartado 783,
San Juan, P. R. Advt.
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MERCADo DE AzUcAR

sigue la alza del producto.
Ultimo cablegrama recibido en- esta
ciudad:
"Se han hecho ventas de aziicar de
Puerto Rico $780, Sc nota actividad
en- el mercado. Sc espera otra alza.''
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QUININA EN- FORMA SUPERIOR.
FL efecto t6nico v laxante del Lana
TWO BROMO QUININA le hace SUI
perior Ia Quinina ordinaria, nc
afecta Ia cobeza. La frma E. W.
GROVE Sc halla en- cada cajita. Advt.
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Acabamos de recibir y ofrecemos q
nuestra numerosa clientela BoMBoNEs
FRANCHISES, CARAMELos RENE,
BoMBoNEs EsPANoLEs y CHOCo-
LATEs Y BoMBoNEs HoLANDEsEs.
No dele de vfsitarnos.
M. ANGELET. Advt
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ALUMNAs PARA NURSES

La Clinica Miramar tiene sitio para
un ndmero dc j6venes que deseen es-
tudiar y practicar.
La senorita Superintendent facilita
"a los informes necesarios. santurce,
Stop 10. Advt.
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A las pers0nas
de buen gusto

A las personas de buen gusto
les ofrecemos un complete y va
riado surtido de trajes para ca
balIeros con precios de actuali-
dad. Estos traies son acabadcs
de recibir, y con la baja del eimer-
cado actual. Sc HAcE ROPA4
A LA MEDIA.
Salvador Brau 55.
ANGEL sUAREz ~ HERMANo.
sUcEsoREs.
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HAY CRISIS
FINANcIERA

Al comprar su regalo de Nayidadss
tratara usted de pagar iustamsnts 10
que vale sin pagar lujos nj permitir
que le engaEen. En- nuestra joyezfa 10
garantizamcs TODD objeto que pstsd com
pre- y nuestros precios son basados On
una pequeaa ganancia. No cobramos
iujo nj anunciamos rebajas. visitenos.
Joyeria
DINET & PACHECO
PLAZA BALDoRIoTY FRENTE a.
Advt. LA CAMARA III Ai
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81 I'd. desea un buen letrero o anuncio
comercial de cualquiera clase, visite
uuestro taller.
Tenemos letreros hechos- Allen IL,
San Juan.
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DR.. J. H. MoNsERRAT
Dentista

Consultorio San Justo 4. \
Horas:--De 8 a IL y do s.
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Ell MINERVA

LEGO de Europa Ell vapor hoiand6s
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isla.
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Ell @lNDO
VERDAD Y JUSTICIA

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Taller de Pinturas

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shirt studs and then some more.
The shiuy Ching Ling Foo was
matching Bud with Chinese yen'
which have sea-going holes through
the centre. And Bud couldn't win
on account Of Ching acting as UNI
pire and referee on every toss Of the
brass darby.
And so It came to pass that Bud
lost his b. V. DIS and cabled collect
to the State Department to rush him
more dough quick. The darby came,
but It came collect And poor Bud
couldn't leave the consulate to drop
down to the cable office on account
Of It being moonlight at that par
ticular time in China.
That was the end Of his diplomatic
career. Bud returned TO his COun-
try It's Of Thee In twelve yards of
silk that the housekeeper lent him.
His Job was left open to some other
guy whose old man had tact enough
10 toss in some dough when the
party's campaign funds were low.
And that's why diplomacy is
scaFcer than winter sports in tho
Sahara.
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By Marguerite Dean.
opVight. 1879. BY the Press Publishing Co.
lThe New YORK EyenlnE MorldI


"JHY should the New Year OF
w 1921 be the year with a smile?
What are the reasons-IF
there are ANYWAY we should kill off.
Dury and forget our 1920 crouch,
surely one OF the choicest little
srouches that ever put scawl and
" shsrl on the face OF a year?
Ihose Of us who are tired OF the
l'zo Blues are hoping for something
dIfrerent, but not knowing II we may
expect it, SO just listen to all the
reasons for being cheerful in 1921,
which l have collected from that
smiling philosopher Joseph French
johnson, Dean OF New York Uni
Versity, President OF Alexander Ham
Iton institute, and recognized au-
thority on business, social and
psychological reactions in modern
American life.
First of all, before three months of
1921 have passed American business is
going to Know where it's at" optimis-
ticaily asserted Dean johnson as we
sat in the big living room of his studio
apartment at No. East Eighth Street.
Prices are going TO reach a level at
which they will stay for several years
instead OF jumping all over the man.
They began 10 come down at that mo-
mcuL after the war, when people
stopped spending their Liberty bonds
when their buying capacity was cut in
two. This change hit the big stores
first, but before the winter Is over the
little corner grocery viii have to ac-
commodate its prices to the spending
ability Of its customers This will b.
e. cheerful change for the consumer,
and yet the business man will be bet
ter off than during the past year, be-
cause knowing with some definlteness
his income, he can distribute his outgo
efficiently. The most paralyzing con
dtion for any business is uncertainty
and in 1921 we shall do away with
that"
But are we going to have the Blue
Law blues in 1921 ?" / asked. Are we
going 10 be reformed within an inch
Of our lives? Aren't we going 70 have
any more fun?"
~ am sure none Of those dreadful
things will come ~ pass" said this
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Smile the New Year In!
There Are Many Reasons for Losing That 1920 Crouch
in I92I-SGys Dean Johnson: eve Shall Haze
Better Business, LOUer Prices, No Blue LaU5,
Lots fJOy and the INCEST Girls"
e.assuring social philosopher.

reassurlng social philosopher.
In the year OF 1921 the American
people Will laugh the Blue Laws and
their defenders out Of court. The lit
tie Chuckles and smokers with which
the proposed restr ctionS on travel,
athletics and amusements have been
received in this end Of 1920 are as a
murmurlng breeze to the great gust
of mirthtul exclamation which VIII
sweep the country from coast TO
coast i'm 1921 and utterly ovcrwhclm
those who would take the Joy out OF
life, The persons who fecl-as 50
many Of our young men returned
from overseas have fclt-that Pruhi-
bition put somcth nE over on them
who are impatient and irritated be-
cause they cannot buy glass OF
beer or light wine-these persons will
not be caught mapping again.
THE SOCia. disturbances, the wild
talk and wilder actions which have
stirred up lot Of WhithoT-aTe- we
drifting pessimists in 1920 are sim
ply the result of a craving for excite
ment on the part of the BOYS who got
plenty Of II during the war years. !
saw them marching OFF ship, with the
look OF France, the most civ lied
country in the world, In, their faces.
And | said to myself then, What can
we give them" We haven't given
them mu"h-so they've tried TO take
what they could.
I'VE must have cxctemcnt-ga
pleasant, Joyous excitement for our
young people IN 1871 We must see
that they have good time. Instead
Of depressing and supprcssing. we
must expand anS relax n we, are
ever TO control real Grim nality and
vice we must not dissipatc our cner-
gies and bottle up the high spirits OF
our youth by fighting eXuberance and
he desire for pleasure as II they too
were crimes"
Then you do not agree with the
glOOms who find the pleasures and
the pretty frocks Of the young women
OF 1920 a delusion and a snare?" |
suggested.
THE only girl that viii be nicer
than the 1920 girl will be the girl Of
1921" chivalrously and cheerfully in
sisted Dean Johnson. Women never
dressed 80 well as they do now.
Worse than any feature Of the much
criticised modern costume was the
old-fashioned corset. And suppose the
modern girl does wear "a Iow-ctFt
neck? I'm glad Of II. Some Of the
most important glands OF the body
were CONSTRUCTED In the old high-colar
days.
I'm the last year or two I have
had the opportunity to observe the
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COURTSI1ID%plIARRIACE

co. trOs Nsw York Evening Worldl
Dear Miss Vineenti / am q vouns
girl eighteen years old. am in love
with two mon and both have asked
to marry me. One is two years mn
senior and very good lookina, but
poor. The other is ten years my sen
ior, not at ell good looking but very
we'll to do. Please advise.
DOLORES"
II you are worldly. crave luxuries.
nice home and like the fol -de nola az
lie marry the man who Is well 10 do
II YOU are romantic love soulful ewes
and a square chin and are Willing to
live In four rooms and pinch a penny
Peter marry the poor man. Analyzs
yOurCeh.
Dear Miss Vincent; have been 10.
ing with a young lady for over a vSaF
and ! know she loves me quite a.
much az love her. However, there a
one thing whish bothers me. / vsiah
to get a kiss from her but do not ~.
aetly know how 10 90 about II.
ANXIOUS. ).
Sorry but II you can't guess the
way we cannot help YOU Ask Old
Dan Cupid for few pointers,
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Grey. We will never put the right
parties in silk knickerbockers so
long as we send EN- orders in the
cipher language and pay em mostly
in ciphers too.
There's Bud Sniffe, the son OF
rich st. Louis beer baron Baron,
not barrel. Buds old man tactfully
dumped 10000 Treasury labels into
the party's fund. And on account
OF the old boys tact. Bud was given
the keys to the consulate at KoOkOo,
China. He took to the job like a
souse takes to water. The language
OF laundry cheeks had always fas-
cinated Bud from the time he was
throat-high n a hard-bolled shirt.
Ching Ling Foo. the Chinese Sec
rotary OF Starch, dropped in on Bud
one afternoon to patch up the
famous ChoW-Chow Treaty. The
treaty was one OF those ambiguous
affairs written in wet ink with a
cancels hairbruBh. CThe camels In
China all have halrbrushes, so that
explains that
Bud took a fash at the treaty II
looked like a certified check for the
weeks wash. Furthermore, It be.
gan at the end. All Chinese docu.
ments begin at Yours Truly and
work back to the date It's
phony custom, but It's a fact. n
we printed election returns IN
Chinese, Debs would be our next
President
Bud couldn't make head or tail
out Of the treaty. In fact, Bud
couldn't make head or tail out Of
anything except when matching
pennies Which gave Our Hero an
idea. He challenged Ching Ling
Foo 10 match coins, the loser to
sign on the dotted line SO they
went into an executive session at
what was Buds favorite indoor fail
ing.
About the time curfew sounded
for the coolies, Bud had signed on
the dotted line and the Chinese Re
public was in oficial possession Of
Buds wardrobe, From spats 10