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The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-02-19
THEHASKINLETTER
APROFESSOR OF ANIMAL LANGUAGE
BY FREDERIC J. HASKIN.

! WASHINGTON. Feb 10 As a man
/ VINO learned t6 converse with monkeys
/ ana apes, who confined himself IN "A
! age lu The African jungle 20 observe
] .HrHl' and who sued Photographic
! N'WpduF for Stu,Gnp because 10 pub
/ Aahed "a picture Of man Kissing an
/ ape, and alleged that the man was
| himself Prof K l.. Garner, of the
! smithsonian Institution. who died few
| d3}s ago. was pretty we'll known to the
| public
uf tho real nature u his work very
/ MUG Was known to laymon. and that
asSpil" the TACT thatRhe wrote % couple
| et books differing sharply from most
scientific works ln that they are very
/ interesting and We'll written hr Gar
her dit not belong to that school Of
scientists VIII" are interested primarily
~ Ihr classification Of animals. and
Who spend most Of their time counting
teeth, measuring tails and preparing
dead specimens. tiS life was devoted
t' most sympathetC study OF the iy-
ing animals some ofehIs views differed
radically from the generally accepted
scientific dogma, and he was fond, es-
Peglaly in his younger days, Of ridi-
'uAng The conservative fathers Of
I'r Garner as his views are under
stood by an interested but unsCicntific
reader ut them, believes that the SINH
larlty between man and the other mann
mails Is good deal closer than has gen
orally been recognized OF course the
whole progress Of science has tended To
snow more and more a unity Of all
living things Man Is by nature a
great suoh with "a tremendous opinion
nt his own superiority. So naturally he
hogan by assuming that he had no rcla-
ton whatever with the lower" animals,
lhat he was q superior creature Of d.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-02-19

aharp dividing line between instinct and
thpught The idea that language was
Invented by man he also rtpudiated
tie asserted that language In some
1 sense exists IN almost all animals
When any animal makes sound that
sound D. designed TO express some
thing. 10 may express merely emotion.
as do our sounds when we iaugh or cry
and as do the sounds made BY an ex-
cited dog when he barl<s and huwls
Nhen they do not express emotion.
sounds express thoughtwthat is. they
are an attempt To convey Ideas They
then become language. II you step on
a tack ana shout ouch. you are mere
" expressing emotion but II YOU see
a friend block away and shout come
mere, you are using language Likewise
the qualls In a flushed Convey will utter
cries OF terror But after you have
scattered them, II you will wait an hour
or so, you can hear the leader calling
them together He utters certain
sound, and the scattered birds answer
MIN with different sound The leader
shouts come here and the birds an
sWcr coming" By initiating accur-
ately either OF these sounds, YOU too
may take part in this bird conversa-
tlOu
Now when you shout come here" YOU
are using language which Is an out
come OF thought. You reflect that your
friend Is over there, that you want him
mere, and that these words will tend to
bring him. Does not the quail go
through the same mental process? What
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-02-19
QUESTIONS
AND ANSWERS

80 via animals i've longer II
lae,g wiz state }aah IN capuNitF--
" ~ c.. iii, ..,...--,. ,-..e
A.--Sone wild animals are 50 freifu
n captivity that they shorten 'hei'
InSS ~, ANY ~ ~ true OF loNea
Ill s'V"Ncy .. EteEhaHte anu thAhe}
n,rbtns bs"g,i.. ~. ,r. ~, str,,,s, >,
inclinSl IN i@nr ives Tn nnrt.,jff =
among mo y-ilG apiD,,ls ir ,g~..t,i.-,r
marks Is VERY. 4frh
CIV htt territory dld The United
sa'.S a.qultr !FotH tp"tu uy th' TtI!s
RAY lsttnh4!lhE the opAhlSh Amer
W" va H. ~. -.-..., ~ 90
,ses hy t"s'S ,.'at w. hlsnno LtfC, ~.
sss, PI'Ntus ,a, d l2l ,S, money paEh5eIlt
70 Nl"'' VI s-u''e"'g'' l"I I'H"lulS i! hs
tisiih 70 I1ll' i@' ~, Hu'I', ana ihe
were nus arpTirs1 'e'
- ~, --.,-.,-
en-, ,sl y the ". SsiS,4 popu'loh OF
ths united states II ~
. 40 oaS Us ,Stlhatr" lm'l mere ar.
s,tvv'',g geNs ~ s.s. ,,'' ,t,'H Htt''S. OF
in nonni9 Inn ~ "a. ,.orjJ ttngt ~
hair N Tho Lavish manhattan An This
country lives In Nav yorL rtty
N n.
io~ thahs sPrvlo Sessions OF
So'sry ~ haN' .h.Te o,y' N A." +
80 uHte mere nave p'eh :" Sle-
Q-Under the proposed Womau's suf-
fraEe amendment how old does a Wofn-
an have 10 be before she can vote
NJ. u.
-Sho can vote at the age of 81.
N England woman must be 30 years
o. age TO vote.
Odd Nathan Hale, the American
patriot. succeea In getting the nforma-
ton he wanted concerning the British
army before he was Capturcd2-h
NJ, II
NJ, llhLe entered me bTlllsn me a.
M .orN ",vSsed as q l'utLn Sthnoi
M w., ,,i,,, ~ WIS reLVtnlus WIN Nalu
NJ, ,,,s 'to' . sl1,i Nnrh us Wa
nv. w, ~ .ht i"'ioMthi H'4ttnlnE NJ
,r@r,Y, % 1851 - NV ~ ,.,S" .'9 rt'ta
MI - ~ , '1 ,',, 49,, ~ =
IVY Wy "ie I" i'He '"I IVY u"""V''
O-What Is the value OF an ounce
OF goldy-N j., II
A-The mint value Of gold ,does not
go sS 49, ~ f ,,. ~
Il t,'ei,,hi,,,s III y p"tE , mu u'iit
s So . ny IVY o"'''s'
l-Nhat ~ the greatest single TACT
A.~-Opintons would difter on this, OF
course but a toastmaster az diplo-
matte dinner IN London, lust before the
war, asked this question The French
M respohuea by Saying MAJ
49, 49, t,lh'N az ny Wy WI iu
.h as s ~. l.g, 'l"' tasIe 'N,slen across
sne y S'nEiS; noulogehlouS
roop i5 nuanteu , mnit,,o,. s'r1l'k, alI
.ss,.1as WY satie .a"huagu. 40 3lhtr
xsIp.' ut Naa wv W IJ"utc Single
levy tna' se'''eu " equ"l u''N one
Q,-~To what people In the term
'greaser' appled2-O, IL. i,
Ain the southwestern part Of the
United states Mexican IL often called
greaser,' Just as an Italian may be
referred TO as a guinea IN the East.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-02-19

! he has a fundamental comprehension Of
language. The dog learns 60 understand
"a part Of our language. go that we can
| communicate ideas To him We do not
| learn anything Of his language, so that
he has great difficulty IN communicating
with us Anyone who has owned dog
knows that he often tries hard to make
himself understood.
Among monkeys Dr. Garner found
language so well developed that he
could learn 60 converse with them, and
Il was among them that he found the
most convincing examples OF logical
thinking His interest In the simians
began one day when he was walking In
a geological park and paused before an
Enclosure containing a big mandrill ca
Kind Of apel and "A number Of small
monkeys, The inclosurc consisted Of
two compartments commercially a small
opening The monkeys were evidently
much afraid Of the mandrill, who kept
pacing back and forth between the two
compartments The monlJeyS In one
compartment would always Shuut to
those In the other compartment what
the mandrill was doing pr Garner
quickly became convinced that they used
quite Il varied language In doing this
After little he found that he could
himself tell what the mandril was do
ing by listening to the excited remarks
After this he spent great deal Of
time in geological parks studying the
language Of siWians He learned to
initiate their various sounds with great
accuracy, and he also reproduced these
an the graphophone He first attracted
vide attention by PLAYING a graphophone
record made by n female monkey he
fore her mate. The male monkey an
Swercd her remarks at great length.
looked all over the cage for her and
even put his arm in the meEaphone IT
the machine to see II she was inside
Of IT,
one Of the first money words that
DIR Garner learned was that meaning
drink" He found that by repeating
ibis sound before a monkey he could
induce II 10 pick up the saucer 10 which
II was given mill, or water and bring
II 10 the front Of the cage
Dr, Gamers early work encountered
more ridtculc than recognition. hut he
was finally provided with funds by
friends who were interested in his the
cries, (so that he was able to GO to
Africa and study tn" apes and monkeys
IN a wild state This became his life
work He spent 10 years In the French
Congo and in other portions of south
and central Africa studying MONKEYS
and Mt the time Of his death, nj the
age nf ~ years, being too old for fur
Their Journeys to Africa, he.waS manning
70 establish a monkey colony IN Florida
50 that he could continue his studies
there. His book on the life and Ian
guagc Of monkeys is>an authority much
referred to.
Or Garner ridiculed the idea that the
So called lower animals are motivated
chiefly by instinct. and that there Is
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-02-19

right have We 20 say that In our case
the language we use Is the outcome OF
logical thought, while in the bird il is
an expression u instinct
This Is IT, Gamers side, as we I'M
derstaHd a. Whether he would ap-
prove cur Interpretation or not. he
makes a most convincing argument 10
the effect that the mental life of the
other animals Is like our own. Just as
their physical life Is and that we might
understand them far better II We would
take the trouble to do so.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-02-19
MAYOR PAINE GUEST OF
MEMS FELLOWSHIP CLUB

Mayor Rowlett Paine will speak before
the Mems Fellowship club Of the First
Congregational church Friday evening
at $50 in the parlors Of the church.
The Mems Fellowship club is one uf
the strongest church clubs in the city,
and is rapidly growing in popularity and
influence
The Rev Robert George pastor Of
First church, is keenly interested in
the activities OF the club. Its dinners
are always featured with programs OF
timely interest and a cordial welcome is
extended 70 all men of the neighborhood
to attend its meetings.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-02-19
MODERN NEGRO HOTEL
ON BEALE AVE. SURE

The project 10 build modern fire
proof hotel for negroes here. long In
embryo, assumed fun life Friday when
the formation of a company capitalized
~ S25, 600 was announced simultaneous
~ with the news that options have been
secured on three sites ON Bcale avenue
for the proposed structus.
Those heading the company are: j.
" Brinkley, l., ] Tulli H. G. Beard.
Walter NJ Jones and J, A, Clay
The building viii contain ali modern
devices for comfort Of its guests and
VIII be operated by negroes who have
had experience among the leading hos
telries OF The city. II is planned to have
the hotel ready for occupancy In about
four months.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-02-19
ABINGDON STRICKEN BY
FLU-BEGS FOR NURSES

BRISTOL, Va, Feb, ~ with an en-
idemic OF Influenza numbering between
900 and 400 cases raging I'm the town
q Abingdon, Va, near here, Or T.. G.
Hamilton. health officer Of that city
has ISSUED an Urgent cali for volunteer
nurses.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-02-19

Twin Oaks, the handsome suburban
home Of Sterling Fort. president Of the
Northern bank Of this city, and in 1918
president OF the Tennessee State Bank
ers association, was DESTROYED by fire
TUESDAY morning The total loss is
estimated at between 81, 600 and $4,000
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-02-19

The total number Of women share
holders uf Pennsylvp MIA railroad stock
on Dee 81 was 81, g95. an Increase Of
1910.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-02-19
Sale Greatest Money Importance to the Women of This

Think of it! $500 to $1,000 Shoes for S5S5-and
every pair NEW! Not few pairs of odds and ends but
great tables ull2o0O PAIRStwenty different up
to-date styles in full assortment of sizes!
You've never known anything like it before Think
of sale of such magnitude and moneysaving Importance
right at The beginning of season! It's enough to set the
town afire with enthusiasm and bring thrifty here
by the thousands
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-02-19

Tho most abundant birds in the
United states are the robin and the
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-10-08
LABOR is OPPOSED To HARDING

Indianapolis, Ind. -" Working men
are opposed to Harding" said Ira
Cotner of Logansport, in an interview
given out here. Mr.. Cotner is a re-
tired farmer who is in touch with
labor and particularly organized labor
throughout the state. Railroad men
in Logansport are almost unanimous
ly opposed to Harding and in favor
of the Democratic candidate for
president, Mr. Cotner declares.
Their opposition to Harding is
based largely upon Harding's attitude
toward organized labor, in Mr. Cot
ner's opinion. Harding's record proves
him to be allied with those interests
that are opposed to unions, he said
Il have had dozen mechanics en-
ployed in the shops in my home town
tell me they are opposed to Harding"
said Mr. Cotner. They say they in
tend to support Cox. have been tcld
the same thing by mechanics in In
dianapolis and In other parts of the
state. Cox's record on labor issues
during his term as governor of Ohio
"ommends him to organized labor
erywhere. Working men in lndi-
la are familiar with this record and
because of 1t they intend to give the
Democratic candidate their support
Labor finds very little to comfort
ii in Hardings speech on Labor Day."
Mr.. Cotner said in conclusion.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-10-08
WAR MOTHER WILL
AID GOVERNOR cox
Mrs. Pearson of Bedford Deserts Re-
pubIicans on League Issue-Places
Patriotism Above Politics.

Indianapolis, Ind. - MY family
have always been Republicans, and
strong ones, too. / am an independent
voter Certainly / can not support
the candidacy OF any man for the
presidency of our nation who changes
his mind on the league of nations al
most as frequently as he has front
porch audiences"
This statement was given out by
Mrs. Henry p. Pearson of Bedford, a
prominent clubwoman of that city,
and wife Of prominent Republican
politician, at Democratic state head
quarters today. Mrs. Pearson has
been speaking in Lawrence county
for the league OF nations from a war
mothers point OF view.
Il am intending TO vote and work
for Mr. Cox" Mrs. Pearson said, be
cause had son who was two years
in the world war. He was overseas
for almost year and saw service
though he was not In the actual fight
ing. / intend to vote and work for
Mr.. Cox because I organized the war
mothers of Lawrence county and the
Auxiliary of the American Legion and
| do not desire to place politics above
patriotism.
II might add Mrs. Pearson con-
tinued, that my husband, who has
been Republican practically all his
life, and whose family have been Re-
Int
Cox"
Mr.. Pearson served two terms In
the Indiana state senate, having been
elected on the Republican ticket. He
has served one term as mayor of Bed
ford.
Mrs Pearson is an active club
woman and has been president of
the Round Table" and "Sorosis, both
womens clubs in Bedford.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-10-08

searched for the most satisfactory
woods. Proper tools had TO be de-
vised and made. Glue had to be OBJ
tanned. There were no railroads IN
Utah in those days. The problem was
not an easy one. 1t developed that the
best wood grew three hundred mills or
more south of the city. 1t was hauled
the entire distance, over rough roads
and through the wilderness by OK
teams. Glue was made by boiling
strips Of cowhide over fire-pots. About
one hundred men were employed
Some of the immense pipes of the
great instrument were 81 feet long,
But music was what they wanted and
have it they did. The organ is said to
be the sweetost-toned and the largest,
save one, in the world.
The original organ has been re-
built and enlarged until it now has
seven divisions, the main organ being
90 feet wide, 20 feet deep and SIS feet
high, having over 1000 pipes. The
mechanism is electrically driven. nearly
two thousands magnets being en-
ployed in the control of the vast tona1
resources of the instrument.
2 ct hasn't rival in America. It's
music is beyond description. You
must hear it for yourself"
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-10-08
LIBRARIAN FOR GOVERNOR cox

Indianapolis, Ind There will be
large silent vote this fall and that
silent vote will all be for Cox" This
statement was made by Mrs. Sam
Matthews, city librarian at Upton.
Half dozen Republicans have as
sured me today that they will not
vote to have America remain oft of
the league OF nations and unlecs the
Republican candidate comes out def
nitely and fully in favor of American
participation in the league before
very long large part OF the normal
Republican vote will go TO Cox" Mrs,
Matthews said.
Mrs. Matthews states that judging
from what she has seen and heard,
she is convinced there are many Re-
publican voters who are not saying
much about their intentions but who
intend. on election day. to cut loose
from party affiliations and vote for
the principles supported by the Demo
cratic party.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-10-08
4. Wonder Of America
Organ Built II Pioneer Days Has no
Rival

Referring to the popularity OF the
great stadium concerts in Americas
metropolis, one OF which was attended
by 5000 people, and the demand for
high-class, serious music, the New
York Herald gives the Mormon" Tab
ernacle organ at Salt Lake City credit
for having stimulated demand among
other churches Tor Improved organ
construction. Q
Under the caption, "The Wonders
of America" T. T. Maxey writes OF
THE Great Organ of the Mormons:
Music and song have long played a
prominent part in the expression Of
religion. The Latterday Saints are no
exception to the rules. President
Brigham Young believed it impossible
to preach the gospel without good
music.
an the early ffties plans were laid
for the building of suitable organ for
their great tabernacle in Salt Lake
City. The forests OF the state were
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-10-08
TO RESCUE TREASURY
FROM SCRAP HEAP

refuse to send or to'be a party TO
sending the United States treasury to
the scrap heap for the benefit of every
little river or inlet in the country
Speech of Senator Thomas Taggart
in u. S. senate, May %, 1916, demand
ing that $4,000. 900 Of pork" be cut
from the rivers and harbors bill, and
refusing to support that measure.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-10-08

VIM. C. Siebe, viewers report accept
ed.
Fl. j. Lemme, resig. on Koch road
accepted.
II. J. Lemme, extension of time
granted.
Frank Hoing, Bond approved.
II. J. Lemme, report on Road &C
cepted.
II. J. Lemme. report on Blessinger
road accepted.
Ten Corth ct al, Elec. inspt. accepted.
j. Thieman ct al, road imp. etc. or
dered for Nov. 2, 1920.
j. Thieman ct al, sup. report accept
ed.
FRANK ]. SENG,
Auditor Dubois County.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-10-08

Dubois county Commissioners Court
October term 1920.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-10-08
IAGGART OPPOSED TO
SINK-HOlE SPENDING

Instead of pouring public money
into sink holes, never TO return a
cent on the investment. would IL not
be better TO apply this money 10 vo-
cational education. scientific farming.
the trades and domestic science?-
Senator Thomas Taggart, in senate
speech opposing unjustifiable public
building appropriations. Aug. II. 1916.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-10-08
DOWN TO BEDROCK
AND LOWER TAXATION

Get down 10 bedrock economy and
save the people from the never-ceas-
ing visits of the tax collector
Speech of Senator Thomas Taggart In
advocating sweeping reductions in
the proposed appropriations for need
less public buildings, Aug. II, 1916.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-10-08

Despite the inroads OF the automo-
bile there are more horses IN the
world than ever. according TO statis-
tics. And. according to observation.
there appear to be more jassacks. too.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-10-08

A prominent physician says IL is
wise 10 train for a vacation three
weeks In advance. Even at that. it
takes three weeks to recover from one.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-10-08

In the meantime remember that you
can never keep warm In winter on the
money you waste on gasoline in sum-
mer.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-10-08
1855 Registrations

Who said the Women wouldn't
Register? Loak at this table.
1870 did, thsy came n ear b AT ng
the men. The TO lowi z table
gives the numbar registered IL
each precinct.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-08-15

The tiger is no gentle mate,
And yet his claws are held in bond.
Unless his breakfast time is late
And food appears of which he's fond;
He does not whisper to the yak
About some elephantine sin,
Nor talk behind the leopard back
About the spots upon his skin.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-08-15

When Smith or Brown get word that Jones
Has skidded down the narrow pass;
With eyes alig hit, in eager tones,
They always knew he didn't class:
What JOY lot Of trouble brings
To wagging, human tongues unfurled;
And how the Anvil Chorus rings
Above the tumult Of the world.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-08-15

MANS iinhumanity to man.
Wrote Bobby Buns before our day,
Puts countless thousands on the pan,
llo re-arange the ancient lay);
Where Envy. Greed and Scandal stalk
BY street and counting room and feast
We have lot of room to talk
About the so-called savage beast"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-08-15

In town no tiger stalks the street,
But Scandal is fiercer foe
That shadows all along the beat,
No matter where they chance to 90
And Envy with its bitter fang
Has something on rattlesnake,
When once it spreads from gang to gang
The rumor that no truth can shake.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1920-08-15

There's some excuse for Jungle law.
Though it may lead to daily strife;
For fresh-killed food, albeit raw.
Means something in the jungle life;
And yet we speak Of savage BEAST
Who dwell in city or in town,
The while we gather at the feast
OF regulations hunted down.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1920-06-17
WHY SUFFER So?

Why suffer from a bad back, from
sharp, shooting twinges, headaches.
dizziness and distressing urinary
ills? Mineral Point people recon-
mend Doan's Kidney Pills. ASK
your neighbor. Gould you ask Tor
stronger proof of merit?
George II. Hartley, cigar manu-.
facturer, 11O4 State ST., Mineral
Point, gave the following statement
August 2, 1907: 81 have used a few
boxes of Doan's Kidney Pills and can
recommend them for aching back
and weak kidneys. I had been SUI
fering for several months from weak
kidneys and sharp pains in the small
of my back. My kidneys were sore
and the secretions were unnatural.
l got Doan's Kidney Pills at lvey's
Pharmacy and after using them the
pain disappeared and the kidney Sc
cretions were cleared up. l am
feeling better and give Doan's the
credit"
On December Is, 1919, Mr.. Hart
ley said: "The cure Doan's Kidney
Pills made for me some years ago is
still permanent. I am glad to rec
ommend them again and confrn' my
former statement in every detail
Price coo, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Hartley had. Foster-Milburn
Co., Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1920-06-17
Bird of LII Omen.

The raven figures in many super
stitions and is invariably considered
a bird of ill omen, and it's unexpected
appearance a sign of death or disaster.
It was dedicated by the Romans to
Apollo, and there is a strange Greek
legend telling how the bird was chang
ed from white to black.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1920-06-17

Don't pity this Poor Fish. It serves
him Right for coming home Without
q Copy of this popular Family Jour-
nal for Friend Wife. Eleven times
has he been Warned, and now he is
Going After 1t. Ladies, if your hus-
band is an Absent Minded Man, show
him this Lii Picture.