The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1920-02-24
WIT AND
WISDOM

q e. T. E.
What is Poland going to have for a
government now? A pianola ,-The
Liberator, N. Y.
II we can find out to which party
Mrs. Hoover belongs, it may help
some.--M Minneapolis Journal.
Gan Europe is bankrupt but the
|comforting thought remains that Ger
many will not be the reeeiver.--Ar
kansas Democrat.
Eight men buried in tons OF Ashes
Milwaukee Sentenil 1t is just
as wei, to prepare for the worst
Chicago Tribune.
Why all this talk about a new two
cent piece, while the Buffalo nickel
answers identically the same purposea
Portland Telegram.
! Neither Daniels nor Baker has sug-
gested awarding medal to the COM
mander-in- chief of the army and navy
Anderson S. c. Mail
| Mr.. Burleson might learn something
valuable by the simple expedient Of
writing a few letters to himself
Boston Shoe and Leather Reporter.
/ Everybody seems to be in favor
of raising the pay Of teachers, and the
only problem seems to be how to
raise the raise -Pittsburg Gazette,
Somewhere in this land there Is a
\ poor unfortunate man who will be
the next vice president of the United
! lStates.-Boston Shoe and Leather Re
/ lporter.
i The report that 100000 Bolshevik
have left the farm to join the arm,
. Indicates that the weather is beginning
to get right in that country for earl,
blowing, -Lexington Herald.
Some days We are quite enthusiastic
flor Herbert Hoover and then agai,
c 1--WE recall that it might mean fou
years more of corn meal mush.-
.. Grand Rapids Press.
Rurleson says that no power OF
Iearth has the right to question his rul
ling in The Call case. Will the hire,
girl please sweep out the spare room
: at Amcrongen?-Thc Liberator, n, \
! The flu is not without its goo,
c points. One OF our leading hospital
! lhas announced that during the epidem
!. |ic no unnecessary operations will b
r permitted, Chicago Tribune,
al Chicago detectives have credited tn
ouija board, with having located il
e New York man sought for desertion
: The supreme test will come whel
weejee is asked to find lost cola
! -Pittsburg Gazette Times,
/ A California soldier has been mott
fled three times by the war depart
ment OF his death in France, yet h
: persists in being skeptieal, Peopl,
: do not have the implicit faith in tn
government that they used to have :
The Liberator,
j Spain is now fighting with Moroc
co, She knows how to pick en- now
aday.--New York World
The frequency OF the demands up
on him for loans gives meaning to the
title Uncle" Sam.-Greenville s. c
Piedmont.
This being leap year. perhaps it i:
true that the mysterious signals
which puzzle wireless experts ar,
from Venus-Newark News
We suspect that what some candi-
dates mistake for huzzing presiden-
tial bee is nothing but humbug--
Greenville s. C. Piedmont.
Perhaps the Europeans argue that
to work would make them hungry
and they haven't enough to cat as il
Iis.-Anderson S. c. Mail.
In view of McAdoo's statemen,
about last years profits would it be
improper to speak of the coal opera,
tors as 1000 per cent Americans,-
The Liberator. N. Y.
| After the second week of June II
Ought to be possible to get bargain
lin hats from the assortment that will