Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-08-18

lights, and as good-iook,n' as a thou
shno ss. oouars q week would be to a ship
p,m pmar G.erk Naturally enough, he's nuts
wildly when they wanna take him away y
from from me or course, Joe, he does the
,n ,ne While ! got him, SO that evens ~
Would We pr Be or bsttl,n ether~iss; SER suppose Jeanne
shaped perfect, and not like no ess. as ~
some some young babies Ia at first, and taking
tifn,,pp @ py ,,,n the large. he's the most beau.
the liyin' image of his fatherl -
,.,Well. they's one thing got all settled
with myself, as far as my baby is con.
Serneo and that is when he grows up
that ball playin' amt a honorabiy trade
ana like that, and have met many's
the players which knowed more about
.he English language, algeometry, etc
Sut i want my. boy to turn into q
IaWyer or a doctor, or even Presiden,
OF the United States IL he has to. but
nt least somethin' where they is nc
ana wSere W ree he hra%eHps wi I'd Jack he can make
not nave to take orders from no man
zoe, ne amt gonna start Off life with the
nandicaps had II I can help II, even n
l dia nnly come through in good shape
on account Of luckily bein' born nea,
| the horseshoe curve In Pennsylvania, M
baby 10 gonna do his hitch in one q,
mem colleges where when they pla,
Iootpail II gets on the front page Of ths
papers, ana he's gonna mingle with the
with a lot Of letters after his name like
-. A., c. Q. D., s. o. s., p. d, O..
~ X. and etc. and I'm layin' by al
| the JACK can SOS he can do It uy
| And, Joe, II the next baby I hav,
| turns out to be girl. It'll be the sam,
ways with her. and will give them botr
good start, or. all Of them, as thu
Well, Joe, after bein' up i ali night,
wanted to go right to bed, or into tn,
arms of Morphine, as II saws in. one oI
me me books l am studying English from
Sut Jeanne won't have Il no other way
movie studio with her. ! fnay talk hei
Into goin' out first and I will be out 1,
a hour after l have had cold shove,
with ham and eggs and ETC.. to fresher
in'ly as II she was settin' forth to tr,
and discover the North Pole instead q,
| just goin' up in Westchesters count,
where they commit them movies. >
What do do, Joe. but fall asleep iI
the baths tub and the chauffeu%r % wake, e.
me up by tryin'' to break down the door
so ! got to get dressed and he hustIe
me up to the studio and between thinkin
what wonderfully thing It Is for m,
|
swell auto and chauffeur, and tha
| after this year I am through with base
ball forever. I fall asleep again. ant
don't wake up till we get 10 the studio
at which point am dreamin' that Mar,
Pickford and Chaplin is beggin' M
piteously for a job.
Well, in a minute I am In the mids
Of the actors and they all recognize M
at once, prob'ly because l always wea
a soft collar, and they begin shakin
my hands and etc Tho swelj looirir
vampires and prosecuted female heroe
also buzzes around me and claims I will
| be riot In my first picture. One O
| the despicably villains which pursue
the innocently young and purely factor,
girl for from $75 to $3.50 a week
| gimme a wink and says he knows
nearby place which is treatin' prohibi
ton as a josh and everybody is havir
the loveliest of times. when I think o
Jeanne. l ask where she is, and
vampire which would of made Samson
forget all about Della says:
Mrs. Harmon is doing the scene tina