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The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01
NEVER TOO OLD TO MARRY
British Statistics Record the Entry
Into ConnubiaI. Bliss Of a Man
at the Age o. Ninety-Two.

Some curious facts are revealed In
the registrar generals report Of
births, marriages and deaths in 1917,
says London Tit-Bits.
Whereas most OF the marriages used
to take place in July. August and Sep
TENDER, the favOrite months now are
October. November and December.
Widows remarry In great numbers. AL.
though young war widows affected the
figures, 1t is clear that the war was
not wholly responsible, for the total be-
gan to increase in 1912. Widowers.
too. show an increasing tendency to
take the second wives.
The youngest bachelor to marry was
fifteen. and the youngest spinster four
teen. No fewer than 80 males mar
ried at the age of sixteen, and 3S9 at
the age of seventeen. Twenty-six spin
sters married ut the age of fifteen, one
Of them to a widower; 1877 women
were sixteen when they married, and
of 200 marrying at seventeen, Is mar.
ried widowers.
The earliest second marriage of
males was at the age Of nineteen. and
three widows remarked at the age OF
eighteen. OF thirty-nine men marry
ing when they were turned eighty. only
one. aged eighty-one. had never tasted
the Joy of matrimonial bliss previous
ly, the rest being widowers but out
Of nine women marrying beyond that
age two were .spinsters. The oldest
man to be married was a wdower OF
ninety-two, and the two oldest women
were aged eighty-five, one widow and
one Il spinster.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01

teenths of that period there had been
proud and sorrowful look upon Be-
linda's face, calculated to wither all
thoughts-even of orange blossoms.
The young man plunged his hands
wildly through his locks.
Il can't imagine. dear" he said sad
~. what has come over you SO sud
denly. l simply asked IL you were rO-
mantle. when"
"Oh, Bob! Forgive ME. dear!" ex-
claimed Belinda. CASTING her arms af.
fectionately about his neck. 81 thought
you asked me II I was rheumatic /"
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01

Miss Ruth Cakes, who is attending
the University of Washington and
Miss Nellie Cakes, who is taking
a course at a business college, spent
the holidays with their sister, Mrs.
Marian Ward of Deming
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01
$4,000 REWARD

To the person or persons who will
furnish the evidence leading to the
conviction of the man or woman who
maliciously started the lie that our
Mr.. Frick was interviewed by govern
ment officers relative to the profit
we were charging on shoes.
Further, we will let above offer
apply for proof of the evidence that
we have ever been interviewed by any
government officer or fair price
committee regarding our prices.
LINDEN DEPARTMENT STORE
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01

first fourteen-sev-
enteenths of that
time Bob and Be
linda had called
each other two
hundred and for
ty-seven endearing
nameS--all differ
ent. But for the
fast tf,ree-Seyen-
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01
|(,) G

Relieves Gas, Sour and Burning
Stomach, Pains in the Stom;.c oh be-
tween meals in-Two Minutes. One
heaping teaspoonful in a glass of Hot
Water 5 minutes before eating takes
away sick headaches, relieves con-
stipation and biliousness.
Sold by all druggists.
Sample at all soft drink stores.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01
JOE AXLUND RETURNS HOME
AFTER SERVICE WITH NAVY

Joe Axlund, who saw extensive
service in the navy during the war
returned home Monday night, having
been given his discharge in New York
city last week.
Following the armistice. Axlund
was engaged for several months in
the dangerous mine-sweeping work.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01

FOR SALE - About 40 acre farm of
river bottom land with extra good
house and barn and good water
IL head of milk cows, horses,
west of EversOn. nsn fkB
head of young stock, plenty of
hay for winter, 2 wagons, and all
machinery you need. Price $13,-
800. Albert Riezabos, l mile west
of Everson. 1-1-2t-H
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iI---OOo-

All of which, you can readily see
means extra money for Mrsr. Anna
Gaskill, Mrs. Marie Berthusen, Henry
Kuchenreuther and John Slap, who
have started taking our census.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01
TRIAL

lotto. the Harmless Remedy for
stomach Miseries, such as Gas, Sour
stomach. Heartburn, Pains in the
stomach between Meals-Rel!eved In
TWO MINUTES, Excellent remedy
for Constipation, Biliousness, Sick
headaches. etc. Address: BELL1NG-
HAM CHEMICAL CO., Bcllingham,
Washington.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01
CARD OF THANKS

To our many friends who so kind
ly remembered us, we wish to thank
you and wish you happy and pros
porous New Year.
MR.. & MRS. F.. L. BOSTWICK
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01

OXY-ACETYLENE WELDING
Tool Steel, Brass. Lynden Welding
& Manufacturing Company, Bird and
Front ST Lynden 1-1-tf-O
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01
LINDEN LODGES

KNIGHTS Of PYTHIAS- Lynden
Lodge, No. 1877 meets every Mon
day evening at the 1. o. o. F. hall
All Knights are cordially invited
to attend. N. BOERHAVE, c. c.
H. s. sTEINHAUER. X. r. & s.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01
U--- 900.


The Gimlet's Special Two-Second
Interview
George Wettering. AL Bergman,
rest of the Fireman Play cast rise
to remark-"We view with consider
able alarm the sharp decline in the
price of Lynden aigs."
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01
H. .ooo-

Santa Claus brought couple of
daughters and son to the Simon,
Bert and Brown homes this year.
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Il----ooo-

How about a special welcome-to-
Ithe-gem-c city of-the-nOOksack meeting
in honor of Tom sVerduin, Joe Axling,
and Carroll Worthen. who arrived
home in time for the New Years
goose.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01
AND ALL WAS BRIGHT AGAIN
Only for 4 Moment Did Mlsunder.
standing Disturb the Happiness
Of the Fair Belinda.

For seventeen minutes by the clock
they had been engaged. and during the
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01
1000

ford off the Guide Meridian bridge
Thursday, and Mister Weidkmap
then jumped on top of it with Harry
limousine.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01
ll----ooo-

Just few minutes after Christmas
Day had skidded into history, new
son came to the Gerrit Bode home
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01
CARD OF THANKS

We, the Lynden Telephone Oper-
ators, wish to express our thanks for
the many Christmas tokens given us.
GRACE O'NEIL, GERTRUDE BOICE
HELEN DAVIS, BARBARA PHIL
LIPS, AND IRENE CHENEY.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01
WANT ADS

FOR SALE-A new Osborne q II.
all-steel disc. Phone 56O3 Lyn-
den 12-25-tf- o
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01
ALBANIA F. GILES

VIOLIN AND PIANO TEACHER
Pupil of Mr.. John M. Spargur (Se-
attle) and Mrs. w. H. Ogle (Seattle)
STUDIO-Home of Mrs. H. H. jam
ieson, phone X033. Saturdays.
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Il.---ooo-

Busted your New Years resolu-
tons yet?
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Chr Gynhpn 6inlrt

Four babies and Devil Dawg Car
troll Worthen arrived in ! Lynden
on Christmas Day.
U--.ooo-
How's this for a record? Nineteen
babies were born to a prize SOW this
week out on the Fred Stremler
farm.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01

FOR SALE-HOthouse, or will rent
on shares. VIM. A. Fisher, phone
R052 Lynden. 1-1-1t-s
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-01-01

FOR SALE u horsepower mot
or, almost new. Phone EOS Nook
sack. 12-25-3t-
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
WORLD MARKET PAGE
COTTON ASCENDS
ON SHARP SCALE
Bad Weather and Action
of Farmers Drives
Bears to Cover

NEW ORLEANS oct. IA
strong tendency To react snarplf
from the declines was In evidence
lr the cotton market today and thcrc
We're upward movements ON the
opening ana again on thc close which
finally carried prices about So q halo
over the finol quotations Of Mondly.
Tho tone on the close was strong,
with prices at not gains OF i1o 20
t29 points.
The opening was active and higher
In rcsponHc TO an exceptionally coed
lirorpol market Tho market sag.
god under realizing 10y early buyers
and botri8h selling. In tho later
trading however fear OF bad
weather over m, belt and reports
from interior points that farmers
were stubborn holders of spots with
picking ccasiuE hero ana there and
AN organized movement i'm Hccti ons
OF the eastern bolt 10 dut Hluiug
for go days, caused heavy short Gov
cring which sent the market to new
nigh prices.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
STOCKS FIRMER
BUT UNCERTAIN
Prices Drift Aimlessly
AS Result Of Trade
Readjustment
INVESTORS HOPEFUL
Now Domestic and Foreign
Issues Quickly Absorbed
Offers Encouragement

NEW YORK, oct. 19.--The stock
,,srk,t was on n more stable basis
rgesday although the aimless drift
fpr..ss during the early and inter-
-,cdat, periods continued TO reflect
,.ora..c rcadJustments at home
and abroad
t..nF unscttlemcrt In England,
,r.sire from the coal strike and d"m-
rr.,.4lons of the unemployed,
caused further weakness In torcign
.agntncant sidelight on domos-
tr industrial conditions was seen
in The sweeping wage contraction for
saptruher, payrolls In several lines
y, cotton and kindred manufacture
showing declines Of rs 20 almost 40
per cent.
announcement was found in the
Investment situation, several new
domcstir and foreign flotations be
ing over subscribed.
Withdrawal through tho local
federal reserve bank Of some S3O,-
000. 600 Of treasury funds had no
visible effect on the money market
can money was plentiful at Z per
cent and even per cent before the
close. but commercial paper was in
light demand.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
Best to Shot butcher Sand

The rDst Producing & Refining
company is piugriuE their Wt,oN
sand '"si ON lhc Ilaucc farm I'm the
southeast Of the northeast of tho
suutholat OF 2U-1i-l1 back 60 the
butcher pay uud viii rI,y IT, 20
quart shot There was 1000 fCol
of uil standing foo the hole yesterday
and Do BE- looking Guod for approx
imltolv 90 barrels.
Tho same company has what looks
Ike "a 5o barrel producer I'm tho
$500 root sand, in their No. Z on
the Morton farm I'm the west half
NJ the northwest Of l2-1b-1l. Mum
bcrs y and on this same farm are
locations
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
HEAVY SELLING
AGAIN IN GRAIN
Pressure Felt From All
Sides and Bears
Reap Profits

CHICAGO, oct. 10. --Rearish
economic conditions, especially the
transatlantic coal strike. brought
heavy selling OF grain Tuesday and
forced prices lower. Wheat closed
nervous s "a TO &c down. Corn
off ? 2-S to 1-2c, and cats at a
sc tback Of Ia To 1-2c and | o-Sc.
The pre- ssure in the market was
from many sources and included
9th liQu'dating and short selling.
About the only support came from
bears collecting profits.
Corn and oats fen with wheat,
Corn touched the lowest level in
three years.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
Walnut, Kansas. Test
ESQ BmTeH Wen

Henry \. portor's tcst at Walnut.
Kan, iu the Bourbon county pool,
Is making better than 10 barrels an
hour aftor % small shot ana cleaning
ont. This ts probably the best well
ever drilled In this field
"Whv go to Texas and Louisiana
when YOU can get wells liilc thig I'm
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20

NEW YORK, oct. l9-Early weaknosa
In cottonsoed oil Tuesday. following n
break IN latd and lower crude prices was
succeeded by sharp afternoon rccoycriCH
on export Tumors and western buying
frime crude $50 20 500: primo summer
yellow spot closed 1910, October 10 10.
december ll20, March l14O. AN hid
Prime winter yellow and summer white.
nominal. '
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
New York ENchange.

NEW YORK, oct, ls.--Prmo mercantile
Paper cxcLanga heavy, sterling C0-day
t"s }a.abA commercial GO-day bills on
,aHna 50 abA commercial bO-day bills
",e1H' demand S3.Al = cables fJ.ilA =.
slahgs-bCWand $40, cables ga,
MaIEs-bemand l.A2, cables la,
Ne" York exchange on Montreal 9& per
Government bonds steady; railroad
bonds irregular
I.a. ioaHs steady; go days. 90 days and
N'A'As ~ a7 per cont.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20

ENlp. Okla, oct H. Brown
Ny.,,. aged IS, % pupil in tho Enli
..nuuls d.pd lato yesterday as tho
.....I uf iuImius hc received iu =
hH from % horizontal ladder ON thr
>,rvnod school grounds Tho buys
skuu vls fractured iu the fan md
Uu u,N.r JH.IiUDl DYusCiuusurss.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
Produce


=, CHICAGO Oct lS.-Butter lower;
Sgeesmery S9a54c. Eggs steady; firsts 81
~ &C standards s0ci storage packed
ia IVY g6lci refrigerator firsts 474
~ fogitTy alive higher; fowls general
w :. .Iei springs a4Hc, tuTkeys 4OC.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
Liberty Bonds.

NEW YORK, Oct l9.--Llberty bonds
70 N5gg, first AIS 5000, second AIS
~. Victory 3As Ss6.l6, Victory 4As
issot, third AAs t9O.sO; fourth 4hs
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20

,,HE" YORK, oct lg.-Call money
ttSSsAlf nigh 7, low ., ruling rate 7. clos
49,. s.s ull .. offered at z, last loan 6, Bank
aeetptauyes ~.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
Chlcago Cnsh Grnln.

CHICAGO, . L TT.-WT|0f, No red
I2Sl; No ] hari S2.lN. Corn No. mixed
500 S9iac; No, yellow N9Hg0c.
white 52@53ihc.
Rye, No. SI.7S.
harley. E6CU 81 O6
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
Chicago Potatoes.

SCH lCAGO, oct ls--Putatoes steady; re-
grFta 10Y cars, minnesota, Wisconsin and
bn." Dakota round white gi.g5ml.T5;
IS,aa 'ID4lC5i Minnesota and South Da-
sacked ;L45.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20

sNLW YORK, Oct, is.-Eead quiet, spot
$50, Hlnc steady, East St Louis delivery
Al AZ L0ndon--Lsad. spot "a 1863; futures
W 4ya' Zine, spot 80; futures 40.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20

NEW ORLEANS oct iq-spot cotton
steady and unchanged. sales on the apot
90" TO arrive mono, low middliuE lg.7b.
Wlddling ls.i5; good middling 20.T6. re
ccipts $3.50, stock 2I2.g76.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20

s,H HNHssSaAs ~ CITY, Oct, l9.--iiutteri Cream
Hem NC, EGGS, Firsts 5s q g2c. Poultry:
al turkeys Sc lower. SGo. Potatoes {I,OO
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
Range of Prices.

, The range Of prices, showing the high.
low and last sales uf oil stock on the Now
YORK curb market Tuesday, as reported by
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
Chicago Futures.
knnsns CltH Cnsh GrnIn.

KANSAS CITY OCT l3-Clusc. Wheat
Dec. Sls9; March Sl.gOH. Corn-Doc.
76s; May SOS soy
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20

The closing bid and asked prices Of
.,,fsrens.nt oil stocks on the New York
p.rb tuesday as reported by Houston,
rtt.. a co.. were as follows
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20

The closing bid and asked prices Of
Standard OH stocks on the New York curb
Tuesday, as reported by Strandberg, Nc
Creeyy & Co, kore as follows.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20

NEW YORK, oct. ig.-Spot cotton
quiet. middling 20 80.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20

has been taken BY
men in the test Of
q Gas company
two miles west Of
uno, Fayctte cuun-
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
Interest Displayed in
MHidUne Test

Much interest
Wichita Fails oil
the Mulduuo oil
which is located
the town Of MUD
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
New OrIenns I,ninrcs

NEW ORLEANS. oct. 10 Cotton closed
points.
Washington telegraph., 1920-02-13
ONLY WAY ASPIRIN
SHOULD BE TAKEN
Look for name "Bayer" on tablets and
follow directions In
package.

The Bayer Company, who introduced
Aspirin, tell in their careful directions
In each package of genuine "Bayer
Tablets of Aspirin" that to get the
best results one or two glasses of water
should be drank after taking tablets.
"Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" to be
genuine must be marked with the
safety "Bayer Cross" Then you are
getting the world-famous Aspirin, pre-
scribed by physicians for over eighteen
years.
Each unbroken "Bayer" package
contains proper directions for Colds,
Headache, Toothache, Earache, Neu-
ralgia, Lumbago, Rheumatism, Neuri.
tbs, and for Pain generally.
Handy tin boxes Of twelve tablets
cost but a few cents. Druggists also
sell larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin
is the trade mark OF Baycr Manufac-
ture of Observation-Disclosures Of Salicy-
licaCid.-Adv.
Washington telegraph., 1920-02-13
OPEN NOSTRILS! END
COLD OR CATARRH
How TO Get Relief When Head and
Nose Are Stuffed Up.

Count fifty. Your cold in head or
catarh disappears. Your clogged nos
trlls will open, the air passages Of
your head will clear and you can
breathe freely. No more snunllng,
hawking, mucous discharge, dryness
or headache, no struggling for breath
at night.
Get a small bottle Of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist and apply a
little OF this fragrant antiseptic
cream in your nostrils. II penetratcs
through every air passage Of the head,
soothing and healing the swollen or
inilamed mucous membrane, giving
you instant relief. Head colds and
catarrh yield like magic. Don't stay
stulred-up and miserable. Relief is
sure.-Adv.
Washington telegraph., 1920-02-13
B0SCHEE'S SYRUP.

A cold is probably the most COM
mon Of all disorders and when neglect
ed is apt TO be most dangerous. Sta
tistics show that more than three
times as many people died from in
nuenza last year, as were killed in
the greatest war the world has ever
known. For the last ffty-three years
Boschee's Syrup has been used for
coughs, bronchitis, colds, throat ir-
rltation and especially lung troubles.
1t gives the patient a good nights
rest, free from coughing, with easy
expectoration in the morning. Made
in America and used in the homes Of
thousands Of families all over the
civilized world. Sold everywhere.-Adv
Washington telegraph., 1920-02-13
INDIGESTION
GOES, GOMEZ.
"Pape's Diapepsin" at once
fixes Your Sour, Classy,
Acid Stomach
Stomach acldlty causes indigestion

Stomach acldity causes indigestion
Food souring, gas, distress Wonder
what upset your stomach? Well, don't
botherl The moment you eat a tablet
or two of Pape's Diapepsln all the
Jumps Of indigestion pain, the sour
ness, heartburn and belchlng Of gases
due to acldlty, vanish-truly wonder
full
Millions of people know that It is
needless to be bothered with indlges-
tlon, dyspepsia or a disordered stom-
ach. A few tablets of Pape's Diapep-
sin neutralize acidity and give relief
at once-no waiting Buy a box Of
Pape's Diapepsin now! Don't stay mis-
erable Try to regulate your stomach
so you can eat favorite foods without
causing distress. The cost is so little.
The benefits so great.-Adv.
Washington telegraph., 1920-02-13
They Get GiddN.

Charles NJ. Schwab said at a lunch
con in Pittsburgh, apropus Of a young
Pittsburgh banker who had eloped to
South America with his cashiers wife:
"Ihat settles Tom. His rise was
rapid, lie climbed high But success
spoiled him, and now he's down and
out"
with a thoughtful smile Mr.. Schwab
added:
zone reason why there's always
room at the top Is that so many
people, once they get there, become
gddy and fall on"
Washington telegraph., 1920-02-13
GOT A CHILD'S COAT
BY DYElNG GARMENT
"Dlamond Dyes" Help Hake New Out
fits for Youngsters.

Don't worry about perfect results.
Use diamond Dyes" guaranteed to
give a new, rich, fadeless color to any
fabric, whether It be wool, silk. linen,
cotton or mixed goods,-dresses,
blouses, stockings, skirts, children's
coats, feathers-everything!
Direction Book in package tells how
to diamond dye over any color. To
match any material, have dealer show
you Diamond Dye" Color Card.-Adv.
Washington telegraph., 1920-02-13
The Main Point.

"Newt Stodder gave his wife an aw-
full beating tother night" said res
idcnt Of Straddle Ridge. "She acct
dentally knocked bottle of Ticker
ofrn the mantelpiece and it busted to
flinders on the hearth and he mighty
nigh killed her for It,"
"That sou interestedly returned the
acquaintance to whom the incident was
being related "What kind Of Ticker
was it,"
Washington telegraph., 1920-02-13
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add l OF, Bay Rum,
a small box OF Barbo Compound, and Y
OF. of glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a
week until it becomes the desired shade.
ANY druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost. Ii will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair,
and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not co'or the scalp, is not sticky OF
greasy, and does not rub otf.-Adv.
Washington telegraph., 1920-02-13
DARTINC, PIERCING
SCIATEC PAINS
Give way before the pene-
trating effects of Sloan's
LiniTnent

So do those rheumatic twinges and
the loin-achcs of lumbago, the nerve
inflammation of neuritis, the wry neck,
the joint wrench, the ligament sprain,
the muscle strain, and the throbbing
bruise.
The ease of applying, the quickness
of relief, the positive results, the clean
illness, and the economy Of Sloan's
Liniment make it universally preferred.
35c, 7Oc, $l4O.
Washington telegraph., 1920-02-13
A Cheerful Round

"Do you go to the GreenT a passen-
ger boarding a trolley car m "a New
England city asked the conductor.
ayes" said the conductor smilingly.
Il go TO the Green twenty-five times
a day, and to two cemeteries, three
hospitals and am old ladies' home"
Washington telegraph., 1920-02-13
His Eccentricity.

Honest t. goodnessl" calculated
Heloise of the rapid fire restaurant,
"Hughey is the queereSt guy you ever
seen. Actually, he thinks fellah
ought to have a wife along when he
goes to a show or dimes out in the
evening and all that"
"Whose - yaw-w-wn - wife| asked
Claudine Of the same establishment.
His own wife"
Gee kansas City Star.
Washington telegraph., 1920-02-13
The Widnw,s snite

The ParSon-Mrs. Smithers seems
very cross with me-didn't you notice
she almost cut me?
The Friend-Im not surprised.
The PurSon-But whyf
The Fricnd-Don't you remember
when you were preaching her hus-
bands funeral sermon you said he
had gone To better hUme?-LondOn
Passing SHOW.
Washington telegraph., 1920-02-13
EIannIaanls curIosltv.

Flannigan listening TO new jazz
record) What kind iv music do ye
call that, Norah?
Daughtcr-That's q fox trOt, daddy.
Flanulgan-An' how many tin cans
did tn fox have tied to his tail whln
he thrOtted2-BudalO Express,
Washington telegraph., 1920-02-13

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every hair in the head. thus stopping
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After a few applications Of 'Dander-
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particle Of dandruff, besides every hair
shows new life, vigor, brightness, more
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A few cents buys a bottle Of de-
lightful "Danderine" at any drug or
toilet cOunter.-Adv.