South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-08-08
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ATMOSPHERE.

sat IN the drawing room OF his palatial home. Blani
paper lay on the table before him. held pencf
in his right hand beginning 20 write letter
Something obviously The words sirnph
wouldn't come. Ideas Just wouldn't be coaKed into
ton. he wiped his corrugated brows newspaper
always have corrugated brows) He placed MS elbow
on his knee and supported his chin with the corre
spending hand IN the attitude OF the thinker-bu
nothing happened. He thoughtless
Then-crash.-down the stairs Jimmy's ntti,
tin drum closely followed by Jimmy. IN who's wake
a series OF yes and hysteric shrieks followed Out
side a newsie shouted 'Extruh."
Aha" exclaimed the ex-N II, denoting that n
had an idea. CThe exclamation Aha always denotes
something less unusually
Agnes" he shouted
Yes orvie," answered ex-N n
Tell the chauffeur drive the under this win
dow and let II run with the exhaust open Tear u
that mail order catalogue the pages arount
the floor. Start the photograph q cracked record
Tell ring this phone every Is seconds for a.
hour and then ans yen 'copyr untn hnisl
this gosh-hanged thing"
Down state contemporary refers to "Gov John NJ
Cox. the democratic nominee" Bet that boy votes fO
Sen. Walter G. Hardy.
Ruth Randeu tragedy re-enacted.-
Hold Ruth Woods Lofts case"
Ruth Jackson held following dentists death"
Ruth continues say American league p4tchinG'
Oh for a fashioned ruthless murders
This Ruth who Naomrs pal in Bible days gone b
Was coy retiring maiden. but-she didn't I've In Chi
OH, EDDIE! SAVE THIS LINE
Indianapolis Aug.-Another coal strike threatens
the country a result, etc.
THE MORNIN'S MoRNUN.
The robins note the dawning of the day;
dawn inst daysL
He turns to dodge the lights first peeping ray
Blinks, fretful at the suns more brazen blaze
A church bel-guity conscience gets tvveak.
only made of common clay
And Sunday only comes but once week
He rises pulls the shades and hits the hay.
Jack Dempsey, worlds champion fighter. urges
that woman up boxing exercise says It win
enable her TO fire cook and go about with her
husband night without feeling the effects Of the
days work"
for going bout with her husband
TENIPUS FUGITs.
clothes remind
There's turning back the clock.
And September may yet find
With our benny still In hook
AS stroll casually to press it
wonder if those recruiting officers mention
the three mile limit their little talks
is moistening nowadays
The stranger rose folded his paper and valke1
away from the group gathered in the divers Wash
ington v. chairs.
The native Ioiing comfortably back was clearly
puzzled. Said he: Who's that"
Said the second native: burned I know,
saw him before. He must be guest"
Chicago baseball club has a pitcher named Percy.
Philadelphia baseball club has a pitcher Cecil
Algeron. Things upset Wouldn't surprised
any time TO run across artist named Butch" Mo
SURE.
ADD TO THE STANDING MYSTERIES
Where flies go winter
Who hit Charley Ross?
What became Of the bartenders7
Henry Ford has opened European branch factory
in Cork learn from a group OF London dispatches
which mention numerous other Irish atrocities
LIVES OF GREAT MEN, ETC
n the erstwhiIe when I a youth
That wasn't many months ago
used to think pig uncouth
And didn't a bit 20 hoe
In gardens. 10 shove a piow
or feed the chickens tho mules
didn't know Cor give a nang)
About their gosh-durned farming rules
This morning in the Daily News
the picture page ablaze
With James n Cox shucking corn.
And Coolidge showing how % raise
Some oats. something: Warren G.
Is leaning the old farm gate.
No good newspaper Is complete
without some farming candidate
I'll tell II could start
This life OF all over now
I'd herd the wild elusive
And learn 70 pose beside
MIS-
TRUE COURTESY.
In one OF the smaller cities in central France used
BY division headquarters during the winter OF 1919
1919. Alphonse the barber endeavored learn
speak English. this end he diligently coached
by numerous Yank dispatch bearers sergeants major
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