davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
WATER WITH ASPIRIN
4ayer Company, who introduced Aspi'
rim In 1900, give proper
directions.

The Bayer Company, who intro
duced Aspirin, tell in their careful d.
rections In each package of genuine
'Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" that to get
best results one or two glasses of wa
ter should be drank after taking tab
lets.
"Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin to be
} genuine must be marked with the
safety "Bayer Cross" Then you are
getting the genuine, world-famous AS
prin, prescribed by physicians for
over eighteen years.
Each unbroken "Bayer" package
contains proper directions for Colds,
Headache, Toothache, Earache, Neu-
ralgia, Lumbago, Rheumatism, Neuri-
tbs, and Pain generally.
Handy tin boxes Of twelve tablets
cost but a few cents. Druggists also
sell larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin
is the trade mark Of Bayer Manufac.
ture Of M Observation-Disclosures Of Salicy-
licacid.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
k}] N 81
4 SDFLIGHTS =
The Female of the Species Is Thriller

Miss Nina Y. Carter, m charge Of the
woman's department Of a Chicago
bank.
'sThis is caused by the fact that
there are more women who have had
occasion to handle money since the
war; that there r more women who
have gone into business, and that more
have been thrown on their W re-
sources" she said.
Five years ago the number OF wom-
an depositors at her bank, according
to Miss Carter, totaled 215 with $780,
600 In savings. Today there are LOO
with a total deposit of 100000.
Springfield, Ill.,, banks books show
three out Of every four new depositors
are women.
One st. Louis bank reported its
number of women depositors had in
creased 33 1-3 per cent, another Z per
cent, another 20 per cent, and another
25 per cent.
"They deposit more than half Of the
total savings in Denver banks, and
rs per cent in any bank line are won
en-" said Fl. L. Morgan Of the Inter.
national Trust company, Denver. ut
simply means the husbands r giving
their wives their wages"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
Senate Favors Greater Crater Lake Park

n REATER Crater Lake National
" park is likely soon to be a reali-
ty.. The bill (S.2797) has been passed
by the senate. It is now before the
public lands committee Of the house.
If there is opposition to the measure,
it has given no sign. Crater Lake
National park now contains 249 square
miles in the shape of a rectangle,
about IS by IA miles. The addition
contains 145 square miles, practically
all of which lies to the north.
In making the circuit Of Crater
lake over the wonderful Rim Road,
completed last season, the visitor
catches many views of this Diamond
lake region to the north and sees that
nature intended it to be a part of
the park. The still more compre-
henslve views from Sun Notch and
Crater peak, reached only by trails,
confirm this proposition.
Diamond lake is a feature of the
addition. 1t lies at an elevation Of s.
200 feet, is about 5 by 8 miles, is
comparatively shallow, affords good
bathing and is an ideal camping
ground. Mount Thielsen OTIS rises
to the east Of the lake and Mount
Bailey (8,356) to the west. In the
northeast corner of the addition is
Howlock mountain (8,351). The seen
sry Is attractive and the fishing good,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
Whole Colorado Basin One Imperial Valley

of what the lands of the Colorado ba-
sin can do under irrigation. The to-
tai production of the valley even now
under irrigation exceeded in value $780,
100000 in 1918. The population in
1910 was, in round numbers, 1900,
and in 1919 exceeded 10000. The
value of the production in 1910 was
S 5,000,OO0, and in 1919, exceeded $780,
100000. These results tell their own
story and magnify the dreams Of those
who Is years ago conceived this Won
derful improvement and the reclama-
ton of an arid waste which today en-
braces wonderful farms, beautiful mod
ern cities, and a happy, aggressive,
progressive, energetic, prosperous peo-
pie who enjoy a production Of farm
products not only unsurpassed but I'M
equaled anywhere.
The cost of the project Is not pro-
hibitive, it is stated. It's threefold
benefits of added acres in cultivation,
electric energy and freedom from flood
menace are worth many times more
than the cost, the experts estimate.
There are several hundred thousand
acres of government land which could
be used for soldier settlement.
At present the water for irrigation
flows through Mexican sofia condi-
ton of constant danger in view of the
strained relations.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13

THE formation of a plan for the
! development Of the entire basin
of the Colorado river at a cost of more
than $1O0,OO0,OOO was the principal
business of the recent annual conven-
ton Of the League Of the Southwest,
held at Los Angeles. The governors
of eight southwestern states-Cali-
fornia, Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada,
Utah, Colorado, Oklahoma and Texas
participated, together with the heads
of city and county governments in
these states and representatives Of
civic, patriotic, educational, industrial
and commercial organizations.
There is a bill (H. R. 12537) pending
in congress which provides for an ex-
animation and report on the condition
and possible irrigation of the Impe,
rial valley in California.
The Imperial valley is an example
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13

A BILL in congress introduced by
"A Raker Of California and providing
for the drainage Of the Klamath Lake
region in California and Oregon with
a view to soldier settlement has stirred
up a three-sided controversy. The ag-
ricultural department experts say
these lake bottoms and marshes would
become simply alkali fats, unfit for
cultivation. The former Klamath was
cut off from its water supply and
largely dried up last summer. The
agricultural department soil experts
say the dried-out land is too alkali
for farming purposes. The govern
ment reclamation service undertook to
drain a large area here several years
ago and abandoned the project as i'm
practicable after an expenditure Of
$2S3,225. The United States biologi-
cal survey says that forage for live
stock in the marshy lands is all that
the region will yield.
In the current number of the nat
ural history magazine, DR.. E. W. Mel
son, chief of the biological survey,
presents arguments for the preserva-
ton of the region as one Of the most
notable migratory bird preserves in
the United States.
Containing a great area of swampy
land with a shallow-water lake in the
middle, the klamath Lake reservation
forms an ideal home for myriads OF
migratory wild fowl, such as ducks,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13

WASHINGTON - According to a
w statement by Mrs. 81. G. Klein
sorger. in charge of the women's de-
partment Of the Continental and Com
mercial bank Of Chicago, the evolution
Of woman from a clinging vine to a
financial g~iantess is progressing rap
idly, and within a few generations
woman will take her stand with the
men 1nanciers.
Bank deposits, according to reports,
show women proportionately r saw
ing more money than men. In the last
four years the number Of depositors
as well as the amount of savings has
doubled, they show.
"Twice as many women are saving
money today as before the war;" said
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13

geese, grebes and pelicans, during the
nesting season and the spring and fall
migratfons.
DR.. Nelson charges the land pro-
moters of the vicinity of Klamath
lake with endeavoring to secure the
abolition of the reservation in private
interests, and declares that such pro-
tected spots are becoming so few that
now the destruction Of each n be-
comes irreparable. This is especially
true of such a large and notable area
as Klamath lake.
And the whole situation appears to
him more critical in view of the fact
that Malheur lake, lying in the desert
country of southeastern Oregon and
believed to be the greatest breeding
place for wild fowl in the United
States, is also menaced with annihila-
ton at the hands Of the drainage en-,
thusiaStS.
Save the BIRDS" is his plea.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
belfast EVERY
WINTER; STOMACH
TROUBLE GONE
MIRA Mershon Found Speedy Relief
After 10 Years Suffering.

81 had suffered from stomach trouble
for Is years, and had spent hundreds Of
dollars doctoring. Every winter 1 was
bedfast most Of the tire. I commenced
taking MilkB Emulsion last fall, and be-
fore I had taken six bottles my stomach
trouble disappeared and I have a no
return Of It since. This Is the first win
ter In Is years hat I have not been bed
fast. ! also give Milks Emulsion to the
children for CUP with splendid re-
sulta."-Mrs. w. @. Mershon, Brazil, Ind
Thousands Of people who have suffered
for , years from stomach and bowe
troubles, a Mrs Mershon did. have found
the same wonderful relief and lasting
benefit from Milks Emulsion.
Miks Emulsion Is q pleasant, nutritive
food and Q corrective medicine. 1t re-
stores healthy, natural bowel action, do.
ing away with all need of pills and phys
tca It promotes appetite and quickly
puts the digestive organs in shape to as
simulate food. AS q builder Of flesh and
strength Milks Emulsion is strongly rec
commended to those whom sickness ha.
weakened, and is q powerful aid in re
sisting and repairing the effects Of vast
ing diseases. Chronic stomach trouble
and constipation are promptly relieved
usually In n day.
This IL the only solid emulsion made
and 80 palatable that 1t is eaten with
spoon like ice cream
No matter how severe your case, yo'
are urged to try Milks Emulsion unde
this guarantee-Take six bottles hom
with you, use it according to directions
and II not satisfied with the results you
money will be promptly refunded. Pric'
600 and $40 per bottle. The Milks Emul
sion Co., Terre Haute, Ind. Sold by drug
gists everywhere.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13

The area to be added is properly part
Of the park and will add greatly to
its symmetrical development. A road
connecting Diamond lake with the Rim
road around Crater lake is a natural
development. The enlargement is
needed because of the big game, which
now frequently strays beyond the
boundaries.
The enlargement will also give the
park a north entrance, which is need
ed. With the development by the
state and county authorities of the
road from a point south of Crescent
on the Central Oregon highway, east
Of the Cascades, a new entrance to
Crater Lake National park would be
developed. This would be very use
full to the people of Oregon, and par
ticularly to tourists coming to the
park via the Dalles and Bend
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

BY local applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There Is
only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness,
and that is by a constitutional remedy.
HALL;S CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
Of the System. Catarrhal Deafness is
caused by an iniamed condition Of the
mucous lining Of the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube Is infamed you have q
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and
when It is entirely closed, Deafness is the
result. Unless the Inflammation can be re-
duced and this tube restored to- its nor,
NAL condition, hearing may be destroyed
forever, Many cases of Deafness are
caused by Catarrh, which is an infamed
condition of the Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be cured by HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE.
All Druggists 75c. Gil cuiars free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
why DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP ROOT

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root.
the great kidney, liver and bladder medl'
cine.
1t is a physicians prescription.
Swamp-Root is a strengthening medi-
cine. 1t helps the kidneys, liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp-Root has stood the test of years.
It is sold by all druggists on its merit
and it should help you. No other kidney
medicine has 80 many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at nee.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR.
kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y. for
sample bottle. When writing be sure anc
mention this paper.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
Don't Let Catarrh Drag
You into Consumption

be cured by sprays, inhalers, jellies
and other local applications.
S. S. S. has proven a most salts
factory remedy for Catarrh be-
cause it goes direct to its source,
and tends to remove the germs Of
the disease from the blood. Get a
bottle from your druggist today,
and begin the only logical treat
ment that gives real results. For
free medical advice write to Medi-
cal Director, 104 Swift Laboratory,
| Atlanta, Ga
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13

With your fingers! You car lift on
any hard corn, soft corn, or corn be-
tween the toes, and the hard skin cal
fuses from bottom Of feet.
A tiny bottle Of "Freezone" costs
little at any drug store; apply a few
drops upon the corn or callous. In
stantly it stops hurting, then shortly
you lift that bothersome corn or cal
ious right off, root and all, without
one bit of pain or soreness. Truly
No humbug ADV.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
His ADVANTAGE.

Sunday School Teacher-!The man
with five talents increased them to
ten, but the man with n hid his.
That was wrong, wasn't itf
Willie Willis-Huh! Think of the
laugh he had on the other guy when
the income tax man came around and
took away .95 per cent Of the ten tai
ents.-Judge.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
Outdoor Life.

He is a big game hunter, and was
talking Of his happy experience in
the out Of doors. Then the talk drift
ed to old friends back in the old
home town.
"Whatever became Of So-and-SoT'
one friend asked the hunter.
ooh. hadn't you heard? He's in
jail"
"You don't tell mel"
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
Avoid Its Dangerous Stage.

There is a more serious stage of
Catarrh than the annoyance caused
by the stopped-up air passages,
and the hawking and splitting and
other distasteful features.
The real danger comes from the
tendency of the disease to continue
its course downward until the
lungs become affected, and then
dreaded consumption is on your
path. Your own experience has
taught you that the disease cannot
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
A Lady of Distinction.

Is recognized by the delicate fascinat-
Ing influence of the perfume she uses.
A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores,
followed by a busting with Cuticura
Talcum Powder usually means a clear,
sweet, healthy skin.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
PLAYING the Game.

Grace-She saves all letters she re-
ceiyes from her male friends.
Edythe-For mere sentiment?
Grace-No; she thinks she might
work a breach of promise suit out
Of them.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
Golden Opportunity.

Judge-Haven't l seen the defend
ant some place before?
Lawyer-Yes, your honor; he taught
your wife how to sing like q grand OPP
era star.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
Baby Specialists.

THAT there are Physicians who specialize on Infant ailments you know. All
Physicians understand Infant troubles; all Physicians treat them, 1t Is his
profession, his DUTY, to know human ills from the Stork to the Great Beyond.
But in serious cases he calls in the Specialist Why7 He knows as every
Mother knows, or ought to know, that Baby is Just a baby, needing special treat
ment special remedies.
Can a Mother be less thoughthl7 Can a Mother try to relieve Baby with
q remedy that she would use for hersef9 Ask yourself; and answer honestly
Always remember that Baby is just a baby And remembering this you
will remember that Flehhers Castora is made especially for Infants and
Children.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
One on the Top Sergeant.

Sergeant-Throw your shoulders
back and walk as straight as an ar
row.
Merry REHABILITATION, sir, but ar
rows fly and never walk.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13

As a rule a mans sugar-coated
sweetness wears off with the waning
of the honeymoon.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13

Modern Poetry of Motion.
The orchestra softly played
kiss Me Again"
She gazed into his eyes
And breathed a sigh.
"Your dancing is like a poem"
She said.
"Yes, yes, go on" he
Murmured.
San Amy Lowell poem;
The feet
Are all mixed up"
She answered. Record.
Keeping Pace.
"How apartments are going up"
"Not so fast as their rentals"
Some prefer to do their haymakini
oy gaslight.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
ALIENS Foor=EAsE DOES IT.

ALIENS FOOT EASE DUES IT.
When your shoes pinch. or your corns and
bunions ache get Aliens Foot=Ease, the
a~ntiseptic powder to be shaken into shoes
take the sting put of corns and bunions
and give instant relief to Tired. Aching,
Swollen, Tender feet. Sold everywhere.
Don't accept any snbstitute.-Adv.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13
A JaWbreaker.

A JaWbreaker.
"What dreadful name are you apply
ing to that mani"
Merely his own" responded the
Russian courteously.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13

Other men besides ministers marry
for money.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13

Never judge a woman's looks BY her
appearance.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13

Every man who has the courage at
his convictions has to have a lot q
1t.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1920-05-13

Some prefer to do their haymaking
by gaslight.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1920-05-14

Life isn't worth much unless II Is
constantly growing out Of Its old self.
We naturally cling to the past with Its
traditions and Its memories. The hap
by days OF childhood throw glamOr
upon the past. II Is only after the
youth has become acquainted with the
world and returns to visit the old
home that he sees things In true per-
spectlve. Even then there will llnger
a sacredness hard TO dispel. Common
things will have n value not assigned
them by anyone else. And yet the
youth has grown out OF his boyhood
hnunts and realizes he can never be
the same again. The past has made
the present and the present aims at
the greater future that ought to be-
Grit.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1920-05-14
The HelIcopter.

A new flying machine, called hell
copter, has been invented, quite differ
ent from anything that mankind hns
yet stared up at, In that Its propellers
have a diameter Of 81 feet, revolve 30
much more slowly than the more-and.
more familiar airplane propeller that
they are practically nolseless, are To-
Gated above the car and also take the
place of the wings Of the customary
airplane. The propellers, In fact, are
practically moving wings; and the ma
chine, as described by Robert q. Skier
rett In the New York Sun, presents
quite list OF advantages over any
thing that has preceded II for air navl-
CATION. II can, IL is declared, descend
slowly, rise and come down without
difficulty anywhere, carry consider.
able load and Is inherently stable.
Aviation, after all. Is stll quite young,
and II may possibly turn out that the
hellcopter is the next forward step
Christian Science Monitor.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1920-05-14
AUSTRIAN DESPoT IN ITALY
Excellent Reasons Why commandant
In Town Of 5uJe Was Feared
and Detested.

During the war, Austria, fearing
and hating the Italians of Istria, placed
every town under drastic military con-
troll.
II was the chief task of Colonel
Vogelhueber, commander of Buje, to
make the Italians feel his presence.
They had felt 1t one day. Incensed by
his latest DEGREES, they had come In
crowds below his windows, discussing,
gesticulating, angrlly demanding an
audience, until his troops had rammed
them in the stomach with the butts
of rifles and driven them off-off to
their homes where they would find that
during their absence few more OBJ
jects had mysteriously disappeared,
WOODEN clothing. perhaps, or some
pieces Of furniture or cherished pic
ture. Not stolen. Of course. but "requi-
sitloned." It was neat.
He had had good day but he
would have better evening. They
had wanted an audience. Very well.
That evening he would grant an audi
ence to their leading citizens. More
than that--he would dine theml
The leading citizens of Buje will
not soon forget that dinner. The meal
itself was excellent-infnltely better
than any that they had had for months.
It consisted Of meats "reQulsitioned"
from their own herds and iiocks, grains
from their own fields, wine from their
own cellars. The host, Colonel vogel-
hueber, sat at the head Of the table,
all smiles and benignity. He was
solicitous that every one should have
plenty. When the repast was finished,
no rose.
He called the attention of the Ital-
ians Of Buje to the fact that he had
sent very few Of them to Austrian In
ternment camps. He emphasized his
tolerance and liberallty in this matter.
His action, however, had been guided
by definite purpose. It might please
them to be informed as to the purpose
which he had had In mind.
II do not care to intern you" he
said, In a smiling climax, because I
prefer to execute you'll
"The troops of Italy are at present
making some advance. I wish simply
to announce to you now that before
they ever reach Buje shall have the
pleasure Of seeing every man of you
shot Good night, gentlemen. The
pleasure has been mine."
Then, showing the yellow streak al
ways present in such natures, he
hastily summoned his soldiers, and
every guest was escorted to the street
at the point of bayonet.
A gay, dashing wag was Voglehu-
ber Dashing he was certainly. few
weeks later. when the italian Ber-
sagliere swept into Buje so suddenly
that he did not have time to make good
his promise, but found 1t prudent to
run to save his own skin, even leaving
precious carload Of stolen treas
ures behind him.-Willard Price, In
World outlook.
Montgomery County sentinel. [volume] (Rockville, Md.) 1855-1974, 1920-05-14
Thermometer Vary.

The readings OF old mercury Their
mometers are often too high, while
spirit thermometers with age are II.
able to give indications lower than the
actual temperatures. Shrlnkage OF
the bulb, forcing the mercury up the
tube, has been suggested as the cause
Of the high readings. For the OPP
posIte effect, several theories have
been offered-such as taking up some
Of the spirit in an invisible Aim wet
ting the bore Of the tube. or chemical
combination of the spirit with the
glass or evaporation through Invisible
cracks-but It Is now believed that an
explanation simpler than the early
ones is available. Mercury thermom-
eters sealed Off when almost filled,
contain practically no air, the tubes
thus being given the reduced internal
pressure favorlng shrinkage. But
spirit thermometers are sealed with
the bulbs In freezing mixture, so
that they may contain as much air
as possible, and such bulbs are con
stantly subjected to an internal pres
sure greater than outside. This gives
the tendency to expand, allowing the
spirit to fall too low In the tube.