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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
The Poor Excuse

(The New York HeraldD
One of the several excuses given by
the Democrats after the Maine cleo
ton was lack of money. The infer
ence to be drawn was that the Re-
publicans had showered the Pine Tree
state with currency. The statement
filed with the Maine secretary of State
by the Republican State committee
shows just how much truth there was
in the suggestion.
The Republicans disbursed s42, 206
Reducing this to a familiar basis, the
wicked and wealthy Republicans spent
about 25 cents On the informing and
exhortation of each Maine family
In the whole State, in all OF that mo-
mentous campaign, the Republicans
spent the price Of half a dozen first
class motor cars.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
Light and Airy
Epitaphs

Epitaphs :.
Here lies the body of Jim Lake
Tread softly all who pass;
He thought his foot was on the brake
But it was on the gas.
Jack Canuck.
Here lies what's left of Tommy Tarr
Let sorrow fill your face.
He tried to make a five-foot car
Go through a four-foot space.
Lewiston Journal.
Here lies a portion of Frank Hyde
For him twas gates ajar;
He. took his wife out for ride,
And let her drive the car.
Portland Express.
Here lies the residue of Gene
He's passed the gates of pearl,
Divided his attention tween
a bad road and a girl.
Lewiston Journal again.
This spot is sacred to Jim HiX;
He never has been seen
Since one day when he tried to mix
Home brew and gasoline.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
Might Furnish a List.

marion Starr
1t is stated that the department of
justice has brought about the arrests
of 1900 profiteers and that some of
them have been jailed. The depart
ment has certainly put one over on
the newspaper fellow. AS an evidence
of good faith it might give US at least
a list Of those jailed.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

What with several hundred
knocked off the price of autos and
silk shirts reduced from S106 to $50
per dozen. it would seem labor could
knock off" something besides at five
o'clock?
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

A temporary victim to the strenu-
GUS life is ex-Secretary Lane. who
has been forced to give up business
temporarily and seek his health in
Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

Governor Cox's platform is Wilson
and Wilson's promises. That's all
Of II. 1t can't be removed, even now
that Mr.. Cox has discovered the
blunder he made when he went t
Washington early in July. Wilson
from nothing leaves nothing. Just
Wilson or nothing.-that's all.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
Gompers on the Circuit.

Washington POSt)
Sam Gompers says that Harding is
going backward and Cox going for
ward, but there's something confusing
in the vision eof one who is going
around in circles.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

But under woman suffrage the erst-
while better half becomes merely an
quivalent.-Boston Sunday Globe.
Oh, but elections occur only an
nally and biennially.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

Speaking Of increased railroad
travel despite the increase in rates,
two carloads of geese were passen-
gers over the Maine Central. Sunday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
Luck Indeed

LUCKY man, isn't he?'
Il should say SO. That fellows SO
lucky that if he should sell his house
today he'd find another place to move
into tomorrow. Free Press.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

EbOSlOn f1tTdIQJ
In the words of grief at the pass
ing of Winthrop Murray Crane, the
nation gets new proof that man
does most for himself through what
he does for others.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

1t is moved and seconded that the
Democratic party take a portion of
their campaign fund to pay the sal
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
Fiume also has bubonic plague.
Maine GOSSIP
Optimism

The Optimist, he is a man.
Who never sees a cloud
The lightning flashes overhead,
With thunder long and loud
He smiles; and smiles, and smiles, and
smiles.
And says Now don't YOU fret.
I'm sure it won't but il it does
Why rain is never wet"
The Pessimist. he is a man.
Who looks around for trouble,
And if YOU don't watch out for it
You sometimes get it double.
So when he sees a cloud he says
Just take your big umbrella
And so | think, as rain is wet,
The pessimist is the Teller
Kate b. Ellis
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
Railroads and Steamboats,
MAINE CENTRAL RAILROAD
TRAINS LEAVE AUGUSTA FOR
Easfern Standard Time

TRAINS LEAVE AUGUSTA FOX
Eastern Standard Time
Bangor. t1.24 a. m. 81, so a. m, z IS a. n;
20 so a. m. tl2.40 p M. z. SO p. m, s3.l2p H.
B. a. Pts. fl. 24am m, H. IS a m. t12 40 p m.
Bar Harbor. C 81 80 a m. 2.35a.m.: ~ i0pE
Bath, 1918 a. m, 1886 a. m, s9.51 a, u.
t2 4e p M. IA 05 p. m. so 4S p. m.
Belfast r. 50 p. m.
Boston. g3. IOa m, t6. Is am. 1886 m, s9j'
q. M. r. 46 p m. So 81 m. A. 05 p IN 40 spn
Calais. 1855 a. m. I l2.40p m.
Dover and FoxcroGt. II 50 p. m.
Gardiner, 70, Ca. m. to- 10 a. m, 1886 a n,
1857 a. M. Il 46 p. m. 1884 p. m. t4Oo p H.
At4;l5p p; m: + .5.l5 p. m 81 &c ,4s p N.
Hallowell, IS. ia. M. SO a. M, sP3! H.
t2 46 p. m So "a p. m, ti.o5 p. m.,At4.l5 ?. n.
BITS. Is pm, *10.4S p. m.
Harmony, II SO p. IN.
Lewiston. t6.l5 a. m. 1886 a. m. sa'1 a H.
taos p. M. *l0.4 p. m.
New York. Il .05 p. m. 1894 IN.
Portland 49, Oalm.. i6 lisa m. 1896 IN, s75'
am. t2. 46 m. So. "a pm. t405 p. m, 80 i>p IL
Rockland, to Is a. IN. 1895 a. m, TAOS pm.
Skowhegan. 50 so a m. e. 50 p. m.
So Gardiner. t6 l5a. m. t9. SO In. s9.5I a e,
t246 m. 1884 p. m, At4.15 p. NJ, Bfji'
p. m. *lo.4s p. m. ..,....-,,. .,
St. John. tl.24 a. m.
Waterville. "a a. m. 81 so a. m. y IS a n,
1850 am.. t12.40 ?. IN. z. 50 pm. t6.40Pu-
Daily. ! Daily, except Sunday.
8 Sunday only. Daily, except Monday.
A Discontinued after Oct 80.
b Commencing Nov. l.
c Discontinued after October "a.
D. C. DOUGLASS, NJ. l.. HARRIS.
5000 V.P. & Gent Mgr. Gcn1 Passenger AsS
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

The superdreadnought Tennessee is to
visit Rockland at an early date. The
monster warship. in spite Of the fact
that she has for some time been in
commission. has never had her Official
Standardization test and that will be
given, probably the last OF this month
or early in October.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

At present prices Adam would
have good excuse for accepting the
gift of an apple.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
Editorial Comment
The Fuel Supply

washington Post)
1t is reassuring to learn that this
winter. there will be fuel enough for
everybody who has money to burn
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

Winthrop Murray Crane made no
speeches: he was busy with the
achievements talked about.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
His READING Of Proxerh

Little Clarence had been having
trouble with the boy next door. II
hope YOU remembered that soft an
swer turneth away wrath" said his
mother. Il did," replied Clarence. Il
threw a rotten apple at him.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
Color Prejudice

we challenge that juror
On what grounds"
She is brunette. Our client is
blond. Courier journal.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

Keep trying" is a slogan the man
asement of the Readfield Fair lives
up to. Good luck.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

What has become of the Wall street
bomb investigations?
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

Colonel Edwin C. Milliken OF Port
land was placed well in line at the re-
cent G. A. r. national encampment
for commander-in-ch at next years
election. He is one of the youngest
Civil War men in the country. He
served with his father in The Goth Maine
Infantry.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

airy of an official censor for their
candidates.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
Experience Teaches

Teacher-'Jimmy. give an example
Of minority ruling" Jimmy-"When
there is baby in the family. Boys
Life.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

Numerous seaside resorts report lit
tie colonies of visitors staying a little
! longer than usual and enjoying some
beautiful weather. Five families were
reported on Oct. / at Squirrel Island.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

The surf during the recent storm
along the Maine coast was said to be
wonderful in size and in beauty
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
I FEEL.
blue

Some mental disorders, periods Of
depression, etc., are definite reac-
tions from imperfect or sluggish
action Of the digestive organs. In
these cases, / or z doses Of aL.F."
Atwood's Medicine will dispel the
gloom ana 'estore an active. hope.
full menta, condition, by removing
the cause Headache powders and
unreliable tonics may give tempo
rary relie1. out the safe, natura. pro.
cesse3 that hi; well-knowr remedy
set IN .ction car have no harmful
effect.
It is .7el; keep a generous sup
ply Oh land, mo to take smalldoses reg.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
A Paradox

1T is TIE vote that does the talk
ing" Yes. and they say it is the ST.
lent vote. too. Baltimore American.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

The weather also takes a whack
at old H. c. of l..
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

The Single Tax Party's State com.
day, Oct. in Lewiston.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

dtf
q. A. r., TIE REGULAR MEETING
Of Seth Williams Post No. II. Ora:
Thurs4ay Of s SAB r month:
9 4. 8. ss1;sfHsSoA 0 All. AID Q. y.
cALANTHE LODGE. NO. So, K. p.
Regular meeting Wednesday evenings
Meeting commsaces at 500.
g. GF 3: FIVE. i K. q r. :; and Si F.
mo-tu-wed,tr
QUEEN TEMPLE, Nc. ~. PYTHiAN
Sisters. meets IN x: Of P. hall the sec:
each Sh1 men II a q !iss o'clock NJ c.
ANNE ANNIE s. aRNoEp. Nj. Of r. ana c.
tu.th-eat.tf
CAPITAL GRANGE, NO. 248, p. OF
=: Meetings % and 4th Saturday eve.
SMLs WEiGHT; y; ii:
MRS. EMMA F. HOWE Sec.
N, E. o. p. KENNEBEc LODGE.
No; q meet in G. a; F. hall tn the s firs;
J. MAURICE ARNOLD. Warden.
B. F. SMITH, lin. Sec'y.
MRS: EMMA F. HOWE. Rec. Sec
UNIFORM RANK KNIGHTS OF
Pythias, King Company, No. L. Regular
meeting frst Thursday Of each month
at 7.3n p. NJ.
Capt w. FRANK HERRICK.
Rec. THEODORE NJ. WARE.
cetS,tu-th-sat,tf
GEN. PHIL SHERIDAN CIRCLE,
No. 5, Ladies Of the G.. A. r. Regular
meeting in G. A. r. hall first and third
Tuesday Of each month at go T. NJ.
ROSE II. FIFIELD. Pres.
ALICE L. PIERPONT. Sec.
feb3.tu-th-sat.1yr
COURT FINE TREE NO. 20, FOR.
esters of America, meets in Golden
Cross hall. the first and third Thursdays
Of each men at s o'clock.
P. A. DONALDSON, Chief Ranger.
JOHN J WHITE. Fin. Sec.
mEy2. tu-th- t.1yr
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

r. G.. Hall of Portland won the sixth
annual competition Of the Maine Violin
Makers Association last week in
Portland, his instrument being judged
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

The total registration at the Portlan'
High school is 1460 pupils.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

UldEiy. 1OIS Will I'M
prove your general
condition, enable you
to work better, and
give a fuller enjoyment
Of life. There 10 no
cheaper health insur-
ance. Buy a large bottle
today, go teaspoonful
doses for so cents.
IL. F." Medicine Co.,
Portland, Maine.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

nv far the best of the Is entered.
ROOD sized audience attended the con-
test.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

A speed boat logging 40 miles an
hour used to be thought impossible
but the destroyer William B. Preston
last Saturday on the Rockland course
easily did that making So knots, which
is over 40 miles
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

stand how the Times can keep up the
pretence OF supporting Cox.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
Augusta Lodge Directory

AUGUSTA LODGE, NO. 141, E. & A.
NJ. Stated communication Tuesday.
oct. s, 7.3O p. NJ. Al sooourn'hs
JAMES WRIGHT. W. M.
RALPH w FARRlS. Sec.
cUsHNoc CHAPTER, NO. AZ, r..
NJ Annual convocation Thursday
evening. Oct. I, at 730 o'clock. Re
ports for past year. Election Of OIL
GERS. All sojourning companions are
cordially invited. n,;.
HENRY J. THYNG, Secretary.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

week picked UP 40 barrels, receiving
Is cents per barrel. or 1920 for his
weeks work. He said he might have
made 500 had he worked nine FULL
hours daily.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

About I'll the Maine towns and cities
which have been using Daylight Saw
ing time. have gone back to Standard,
with the exception of Portland. which
will cling to Daylight Saving until
next Sunday
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
Odd Fellows Hall

Odd Fellows Hall
ASYLUM LODGE. NO. 20, !. @. Q. E.
Regular meeting Friday evening al
1876 Friday. Oct. s. Third degree
49, FRED NJ. sPEARIN. N. 9.
EDWIN F. WESTON. Sec'y
JEPATHA ENcAMPMENT, NO. 5
Meetings at 100 p. NJ. every second
and fourth Tuesday.
G. 8, PEASLEE, Scribe.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

CANTON AUGUSTA, NO. Q. p. M.
Regular meeting every third Tuesday
- ''0W ". r. cURRlER. Capt
A. NJ LRUMMOND. Clerk.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05
Who Does Most.

(BOSton Herald)
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1920-10-05

The first deer reported passing
through Bath was Inside an auto and
the men with it stated that it was shot
after midnight. Thursday morning in
Penobscot county. Bath people thought
If it had been shot within the legal
one hour before sunrise on Friday
morning, Oct. L. the party had made
good time, having reached Bath by 2
p. NJ.
Middletown transcript., 1920-12-23
GIVES THEM TIME TO THINK.
Unique but Effective Treatment Ae-
corded Quarrelsome Married
Couples In ewabia.

In Swabfa they have curious Gus
tom aimed at reviving~ harmony in
troubled homes. Whenever married
couple, declaring incompatability Of
temperament, seeks divorce, instead OF
appealing for conciliation to a magis-
trate who may or may not be q
psychologist and may or may not be
blessed with persuasive eloquence. the
authorities shut up husband and wife
in tower. allowing them only one
fork and one plate between them. The
result of the experiment is then pa
tiently awaited. i
The story goes that nine times out
Of ten, at the end of few hours Of
this inc0nvenient regime, the two are
released from the tower perfectly rec
onciled. Material necessities have
drawn them together and effaced the
sentimental misunderstanding. And
hey return happily to their dwelling
to breakfast more comfortably in the
peace Of the reconstructed home.
whose imperfections they no ldnger
perceive. 50
f
Middletown transcript., 1920-12-23

He Tore the Papers Into 20 Strips.
had. done. And the liquid in the tube
was brown, burned out gold that had
lost its power to charm him. He
stopped and listened. Somewhere up
the street the Christmas bells were
calling worshipers to church: So they
had called him once, long ago. in Ger
many, when he was = lad with the
world before him and filed with the
zest Of life. The remembrances Of his
early days surged over him like a lava
food. He could stay no longer in that
big. empty room, and. clapping on his
hat over his gray locks, he rushed
wildly down the stairs and out into the
street.
A steady stream Of persons was
travelling In one direction. and he fell
in with them perforce because he did
not want. to battle his way along the
curb against them. Presently the
stream began to pour into 4 church.
carrying him with It. Herr Mayo did
not know what denomination Of
church It was. and he might not have
known had his wits been alert, 20
long It was since he had been inside
one. But q he sat among the worship
srs, hearing the organ peal and the
words of eternal hope and mercy.
sosnething seemed TO burSl inside his
shrivele9 old heart and the warm tid6e \
u pity and love leape1 thlpugl tllA
borfiors that ~ h61 utl6oro6 aSninnt
Middletown transcript., 1920-12-23
s,ssa| I

| H. y + I = n sa fI "a y eh II 1own; thin aniil
/ a. = = s q cnditioa I couldn't sIes
t66] i1lliS and lAd got % weak antl
Y - = n % nj esnldnst leep = sewing me-
lAs nv eaoed was thin and
d ~ l;l l;SlIls 1le bothering me lots
lMlis q friend lpekily told me ab0ut
/ E1rasIs HypcC Cod / bought IN ~,
sab66ut 1opr bottl and It is wonderful
smedicine. Since getting back to health
,,rnyself i have recommended this tonic
Is dczens e ffiends, who likewise
spralse Hypo Cod to the skies" de-
sclafed Ida Barnes 217 n. St, s. w.
iW1shington. D. C. . ss
q Frail, thin -blooded, nervous women
should not permit their system to be-
come % weak. They need q nnic, to
enrich Their blood, give them added
weight, strength and vigor, red, rosy
cheeks and vitality. Perhaps recent
sickness has caused the breakdown. Il
sos tlo1 should give Earle's Hypo-C God,
that tDusands Of users say is SO gco6,
! thorough trial. Druggists, chemists
and experts assert It y the most pow
erfuI tonic Of its Kind mad6 vet yeQ
viii be surprised how pleasant Il
tastes. Take home bottle with you
tonight.
Earie's Hypoco is sold BY all good
druggistsAdv.
Middletown transcript., 1920-12-23

sEtst & ap hiS . y y q 81 81 soisfue u fa Jidel
lil9 lIen and on1
@ ~ san a o. =
aren = sa ti65s ~ wers sinxine, II R
ra1sed III ~ pars carolsE a. ~ u
ne raised "a, the misetahle "a
man. and liS1 Why. that wAS Il
hymn thak he4 learned "a Prussia.
when he w1 Nv. And the old man
Remained ne e1ch generation. heres
toA aerosS ne su1de Atlantic. ana only
hs was shut % {fom this holy com
muAion He tlnneht Of Minna; her
heart had bssn always his. and she
had been quite true to him, iM spite of
the 1stories pe1ple told about her past
and they had stood before the minister
- just such ! church. with ruin be-
fore them. and knew only the Joy II
their own souls. Then suddenly
through the gloom, and right across
the church. he saw Mtnnas again. Her
face was IS It had been on that day
Of their marriage, surrounded with :
halo Of yellow hair; but when he
rose. staring, and saw the woman stir.
he knew that It was not Minna, but
his daughter Ida.
In that moment, ne wanted nothing
30 much as TO enfold her in his arms.
to lay his gray head upon her bosom
Middletown transcript., 1920-12-23
A Fire Every Minuse.

A fire rages somewhere every minut
Of every day in the United State
Most Of them are prevertable, Chsrie1
e. Case. New York insurance man
and fire prevention expert. tead the
chamber Of commerce at '.Ffre Pre-
vention" luncheon at the Hotel Balti-
more. The epidemic Of preventable
fires the last year was attributed by
Mr.. Case to easy-going wastefulness
because Of prosperity. ''It Is as IL the
people of the United States squandered
$500, 600 and go human lives each
day." he said.
Middletown transcript., 1920-12-23
How

Ao WH1f ~ claim III it cure ChfaT1A o.
UDafneos caused ~ CataxTh We - n0e.s
caalm to euro any other dij1aSo.
HALLS CAEkRHH MEDlCIleD = ~
the Mood upon the mucous our1aeo0 ees,
the oY0tesn, thus reducing the 1n1lanD-
tlom and restoring normal cond1&1onk
! Al pruggistR Circulars free: ID +
Middletown transcript., 1920-12-23

n OLD man. his fel-
low l0dge-s would
have called hi m,
had they not long
ceased to specu-
late upon Herr
Julius MayO's &C
tivities in the
three poorly fu r
nished room 8 at
the top Of the old
converted mansion
on lower Second
aven u e. But he
was not SO old
barely sixty in
fact. Still, time is
measured by its
fullness, and n e
old German h a d
through youth
Middletown transcript., 1920-12-23
a New Wav.

Little Mary. who was just three
years old. came home all excited
Mother" she said, "the new people
moving next door wash their clothes
ID q stove"
"Why, my child, who, ever told you
that?" replied the mother.
'The moving man said 50. lie was
taking funny looking stove In the
house and asked him what was Il
He said It was q laundry stove" -
Indianapolis News.
Middletown transcript., 1920-12-23
Looked : Like Proof.

Mr.. Crimsonbeak-You know, whis-I
" lisa medicine.
{. Mrs. Crimsonbeak-I can't believe II.
"Why can't your
Because You never make q face
when you're taking 1t, and II It was
: medicine you couldn't help making
3 face"
Middletown transcript., 1920-12-23
"Who Are You7" Demanded Herr
Mayo With Sudden Tenderness.

t 4 I
went so quick lost you and my
mamma, too. But / knew you lived
here. cause mamma often showed me
when we used to pass
Herr julius Mayo carried the child
Into the room. He put back the razor
in its case. Then he went into his
laboratory and began pitching the
tubes and bottles into the stove. The
crashing glass alarmed the little boy
'.What are you doing. s1andpa!" he
asked. ! IS ss. i
Just tearing down N IDOL, sonny =
answered the old m@n. When you
are grown up, naaybe, you win re-
member this. and tear down your old
IDOLS, too. Come. soiin9 we're goine.
home to 1namma Z #
4 He picked him up aealn and' carried
him dowIstairs With f,i1nite tender
ness. At the street docr le. stc,bnef
ana impsfntsd 4 ~ 4 4 u, III ~ ~ I IA I
ding head tbat tGDt "a III ~ ;a1| S.
d otit1 E n 81
n I Az 4 81 81. & 81 b d M@ 4 81 &; q; q
Middletown transcript., 1920-12-23
How to Keen Rubber Soft.

How to Keep Rubber Soft.
A prominent tire manufacturer says
that an excellent way to prevent hard
ening of inner tubes when they are
stored for the winter is to place them
III hot water once month or every six
weeks. They should be immersed for
just couple of minutes, and should
then be carefully dried and partly
inflated before being hung up again.
This treatment serves to keep the rub.
her pliable and soft.
Middletown transcript., 1920-12-23
cuticura Tor Pinsply Faces.

cuticura for Ptmply Faces.
To remove pimples and blackheado'
smear them with CutieuFa Ointment.
Wash OF in i've minutes with Cut1-
cura Soap and hot water. Once clear
keep your skin clear BY using them for
:daily toilet purposes DSn't fail 70 in-
.lude Cuticufa Talcum. m.-AdV.
Middletown transcript., 1920-12-23
cornerei.

Mamma, why has papa no hair1.1
because he thinks 20 much, u
DEAR"
aBut why you have % nuchT
Because g6 away and - yo1
lessons. you naughty boy g,
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