Montpelier examiner. [volume] (Montpelier, Idaho) 1895-1937, 1920-11-12
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The --latest man knows that he's
that ne never had
chance, and besides, when he did have
One, somebody took it away from him.
Carson (Nev.) News.
Prosecuting sounds little like price
cutting If you say it fast. But it's
doubtful If talk of the first had much
to do with the second. Pocatello
tIdaho) News.
BY paying $40 day for an apart
ment In Chicago, Ethel Barrymore
fnds that she is saving $11O a day
over the amount 1t would cost her to |
live in Chicago hotel. Well, that Is |
one way to save money. Another way
would be to stay away from Chicago.
-Goldfield (Nev.) Tribune.
No need to worry - there will be
various important topics for discus
sion, even after the campaign is over.
Butte (Mont.) Miner.
Uncle Sam Is employing beer test
ers to find law-breaking breweries.
There are 20 applicants for every job.
@-Nampa CIdaho) Free Press.
English Coal Miners Strike-head
tine. And we suppose gasoline will go
up another GENT, Caldwell (Idaho)
Tribune.
&. Maybe the reason Russia doesn't
soin the League OF Nations is she's
afraid she'd first have to take bath
and get shaved. Ephraim (Utah) En-
terprise.
The sum of six-bits expended in
tabor and about 50 In leather becomes
a $12 pair of shoes by the time 1t
reaches the consumer. An, well, we
never were very strong ct figgerin'.-
Logan (Utahl Journal.
The wind1bag orators on the soap
boxes don't accomplish much to create
unrest, but the profiteers taking in
their millions and Indifferent to the
welfare OF the people, are more sue
sessful along that line.-Elko (NevJ
Free Press.
After all, n Briton who has his win
ter coal In ahead Of the strike seems
TO be much better of than an Ameri-
ran who, despite the fact that there
is no strike here, cannot get coal
TonOpah (Nev.) Bonanza.
Many hundreds Of hogs have been
shipped out of this district the pass
year. but we still have the road hos
with us. Rupert Idaho1 News.
Under new prohibition regulations l
10 asserted that diplomats may no long
pr shin alcoholic beverages over tn
Zines of common carriers, but ma!
nave them transported by privat'
truck. The job OF chauffeur for tn
minister of.a foreign power Is likel'
to attract numerous searchers Tor con
genial employment. -Tonopah lNeN.
Bonanza.
The tide Of emigration has surei
Get towards the United States, put D
to late hour it had not ioated Emm
Goldman, Berkman, ct al. back 20 thss
shores. nor is it ever likely to have
chance TO do so.-Butte (Mont.) Nine
At eighteen they're terribly wise
their own conceit, and very foollsn
nnr older estimation, but don't yo
wish you were that way ana eighteeh
Carson City (Ney.) News.
over In Europe soldiers deem i
great honor to be. decorated TOT OF
very and advanced from the ranks
some minor position Down IN Me1n
the man who is brave enough aovSne
himself to the highest position ana
Iects his own decorations. - Enlne
SIdaho) Examiner.
Adam went to sleep one night sou
thousands of years ,. G. During
night one OF his riDs was -
IN the morning he woke, looked apo
aim, and exclaimed: Hello. sep. :,
her Mornl How are you, old giriY'
emmett Qdaho) Examiner.
44
There was senator elected TT
Montana some years ago. ne "
elected by reason of his generosity
d. distributing '.hooch." he was NOT v
informed. when ne reached Masnl
ton. where he ably misrepresented
! constituency, he heard mucn oiss
sion about the tariff bill, then DeI.
the house. He ran into one OF
conferees and said to him; SAY, Pa
who In the he'll Is this Tariff Bill o
talk SO much about; KNOW Rui. !.
Wild XIII.