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The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1920-05-28
Treatment of Common Colds

If all who catch cold be persuaded
to remain in bed for the first twenty
four hours Of such an attack" SAYS a
Well known physician there would
be fewer cases dragging on with dis
tressing symptoms for weeks and
often ending in some more serious
disease" To make sure of a prompt
recovery you should also take Cham.
berlain's Cough Remedy. Whether
sick or we'll the bowels should move
each day.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1920-05-28
PIcKETr's PLATFORM
Nav oath, 1920.


To the citizeus of commissioners.
nistrict No Marion county.
rIa..s.,., a,,o,,Dcad mvsaIf a candi
g. C,s,,'.,, ,,,,issiov,ar wish
.a - -, $500, For doing en- lam
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rum business =" al -. b,,sir1as,
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lhe pa y NJ 0o 49,, -. 80
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iul IN Hl' business anu aoo U - ul'' 60
enough to spa" SOME 'li,'e iol'i -.
huslnr couiN no, amor u any We
Z ann enc Of iaal class KNOW u az t19
middle class OF cljilen~. hel'het FlcD
nor poor have eomIoFianlA nome
and good farm tnat u az lull a. nos
ultaAlt welcome ID any ana a.!
ho CON TO % as my fahIly ana ]
know no" II make II
m ere from ~. ohL county
boui hlhe years ago ahu 7elllTu OF
,ae p."t" NleI. now 'Fe "tl
hll.Ii'"A 'oau. 7rIs-u 81. '-'5- n9l. ~
az county commissioners lAetF before
moving away
-haH favor as @Coh' ulIcdl
iaanas heil 81 me county aHalrs a.
possible ana as low a rate or taxation
as is consistent Niti a SAFE ana sane
manner oi running the county.
-hail oppose an Appropriation from
me general luna Tor anything II IN
my Judgment there is another need
not suppiled that needs IL more. /
shail favor abiding by the la" as near
as the BOARD understands IT, no matter
whether Wethlnk II best or not, IN all
cases where the law prescribes duties
ana restrlc tlOnS. In cases where the
matter Is written the discretion of the
county commissioners and | should
ne convinced OF a decided sentiment
OF the people Oh the county void
yIeiu 10 H. even though IL De against
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1920-05-28

The Sarasota Times, edited by Mrs.
Wilson says:
"a decline Of $200 a yard on the
price Of silks is reported by dealers.
Silk is a luxury the average family is
not concerned about. but a reduction
in ginghams and domestics would be
news iOyfuily received
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1920-05-28

Summer training school for negro
teacher will BE opened in this city
On Monday, June = Expenses of the
term are To be paid from funds from
the &c raj educa Cpal board and
from county
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1920-05-28

Those Missouri women knew how tn
put a crimp in some of Senator
Reeds approximations .Ionr.
nal
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1920-05-28
ADVICE FROM THE OUTSIDE

Last MONDAY in Ocala. Carl Hend-
.. = Postal Telegraph Co, messenger
boy was run down and seriously in
jured by a speeding auto. The acct
dent took place on Main street oppO-
site the Book Ship. Every week when
we go to Ocala on business we are
kept busy lodging speeding autorist.
The one block on Main street is most
dangerous. For the safety of Ocala
visitors the city council should pro-
hibit parking of hltos on both sides
of narrow seree1 and at least fifty
feet from the hers.-Summerfield
Chronicle.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1920-05-28

ONE CENT SALE at Gerig's Drug
Store June .. 10 and L. Details iii
next weeks paper-ady
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1920-05-28

ONE CENT SALE at Gerig's Druy
Store June =, 10 and IL. Details il,
next weeks paper. adv.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1920-05-28

A Nebraska man who died recent.
ly says that he remembered the hat.
tie OF Waterloo.-Tampa Tribune. He
has nothing on Joe Bailey OF Texas.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
SIMPLY COULDN'T LOCATE 1T
Willingness to Obey Orders Cap
tain Had Given Him.

Army water carts differ from one
another about the same as, say, one
egg differs from another egg-namely,
in size. The number of gallons which
each car can contain is, therefore, stem
ciled on the top of 1T.
The captain Of a marine supply
company in France was inventorying
his carts and totaling the figures.
wilkins" he called to an idle pri-
vate who hadn't had the sense to get
out Of the way, "get me the capacity
of this cart"
The captain ran his pencil down
the column Of figures for several sec
onds, keeping one ear open for the
result Of wilkins research.
But no reply came from Wilkins.
The captain glanced up to find all OF
Wilkins except the head protruding
from the hole in top of the water
cart. A desperate struggle with some
unseen monster seemed to be going
on inside the cart. Finally Wilkins
baffled head emerged.
II felt all around the blamed thing,
captain" he explained, "and I'll be
hanged if 1 can locate that capacity
anywhere" Home Sector.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
Acid Stomach
Makes the Body Sour
Nine Out of Ten People
Suffer From It

1t sends it's harmful acids and gases all
over the body, instead of health and
strength. Day and night this ceaseless dam
age goes on. No matter how strong, it's
victim cannot long withstand the health
destroying effects of an acid stomach.
Good news for millions of sufferers
Chemists have found sure remedy-one
that takes the acid up and carries it out
of the body; of course, when the cause is
removed, the sufferer gets WELL
Bloating, indigestion, sour, acid, gassy
stomach miseries all removed This is
proven by over half d million ailing folks
who have taken EATONIC with wonder
full benefits. 1t can be obtained from any
druggist, who will cheerfully refund its
trifing cost if not entirely satisfactory.
Everyone should enjoy its benefits Ere
Quently the first tablet gives relief.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
TRULY AN AWFUL THOUGHT
Small Girl Feared She Had Somewhat
overdone Matter of Praying for
Baby Brother.

The little girl came home to her
mamma very much disturbed because
little Susie, her neighbor, had a new
baby brother to play with, while she,
herself, was very lonely. Her mother
somforted her and told her to ask God
70 send her little brother too. So
the child began to pray for a little
brother, and occasionally got impa-
dent; but her mother told her to keep
N praying and perhaps her prayer
would be answered some day.
One day she was called into the
mothers room, and her delight knew
no bounds when the nurse took a wee
thing up from the mothers side and
laid it in her arms. But a moment
later, when the nurse picked up an
other bit of humanity, the child al
most dropped the one she was holding,
and startled expression came into
her face as she said:
"Oh, mama is God going to answer
all those prayers that 1 prayed?"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
Religions of the World.

According to reliable statistics and
carefully-made estimates the adher-
ents of the leading Christian religions
number: Roman Catholics, 272,S60,-
600; Greek or Orthodox Catholics, 1901
600; Protestants. 171,650,0O0; making
total of 564, $4,000 Christians. The
leading non-Christian bodies number
Confucianists, 300,S30,000; Moham-
medans, 221, $4,000; Hindus, 210,540.-
600; Animists, 15S.270,0O0; Buddhists,
13S,031, 900; Shintoists, 25,000,O0O. If
to these be added Jews and the I'M
classified, the total non-C Christians
number 1851, 9S1,000, who with the
Christians make a worlds population
of 1,646, 491 900.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
Siberian Exports Ready.

According to dispatch from Omsk,
Siberia, committee has been formed
to prepare energetically for the open
ing of navigation in the Obi and Yen
isei basins. Raw materials valued
at $75,0O0,00O are being concentrated
for export, comprising 100000 SPUR
rel peits.a 5000 pieces of various furs
100000 pounds of various bristles
2,700s tons of wool, 2,700 tons Of flax,
besides linseed oil, linseed and other
raw materials. The first portion is
estimated at 10000 tons and efforts
will be made to increase the second
and third.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
NOT MUCH VARIATION HERE
Old Resident Entirely Truthful When
He Called the Towns Death Rate
"Won'erfuI Steady"

Weary after u months hard work
the pretty typist sought solitude
among the healthy lflls of Halehearty
The advertisements had attracted her
Halehearty was described as the best
prettiest, finest, and everything-elsest
spot in the world.
"Tell me-" she said on her first day
when she met staunch old relic of the
district, "what is the death rate in
Halehearty?'
The local walking advertisement
nodded his head reassuringly.
"Won'erf steady, 'am-won'er-
full steady?" he replied zone death
to each person."-London Tit-Bits.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
Woman,s heartlessness.

II hear tell that Gabe Gawkey is fig
gering on getting a divorce from his
wife," said a neighbor. sWhat's the
matter with her, anyhow"
"She's plumb heartless !" replied Gap
Johnson of Rumpus Ridge. "He talked
about some spring medicine and she
up and told him that the best kind to
suit his case was q buck-saw and an
axe. That there Internal lady amt
got no more feelings than swapping
turtle !''-Kansas City Star.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
Up to Her Old Tricks.

Skeptical Widower-May, is it real
ly you?
Spirit Of Dead Wife - Yes, dear
you don't doubt me, do you?
(Whereupon the excited man puts
his lighted cigarette in his pocket
where the matches are. A strong sui
phurous smell invades the room. Vic
lent heat in the region of his pocket
Widower-It's you, all right, Mary
but you've got your hand in the
wrong pocket. My moneys in my
overcoat.-Yale Record.
Men do not hold women dear wht
cheaper themselves.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
Girl Seeks Forestry Post.

Miss Mildred johnson a student, at
Oregon Agricultural college, is so far
as the records show the first woman
to make application for civil service
examination for the position of graz
ing assistant in the United States for
est service. The position is one re-
quiring practical experience in ham
ding stock on the range.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
al Don't
Mind That"

"They don't always follow my foot
steps," said Mrs. Hen. "In fact, they
rarely follow my footsteps"
"Oh l mean," said Mrs. White Hen,
that they do as you do. They fol-
ow your example, in other words"
"Oh, I see what you mean," said
Mrs. Hen. Eyes, they do what l say,
but now and then 1 take a talking
holiday when l talk of all sorts of
things away from the barnyards. Just
rs people take trips and go to differ
ant places SO do take trips and talk
differently and of different things.
suppose am funny hen; suppose
am"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
cutIcura soothes ItchIno Scalp

On retiring gently rub spots Of dan.
druff and itching with Cuticura ONT
ment. Next morning shampoo with
Cuticura Soap and hot water. Make
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have clear skin and soft, white
hands.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
Hobbies.

"Our friend has expressed himself
too emphatically on one or two sub
jectcs to have chance at a candi-
dacy."
EYES," commented Senator Sorghum.
"He isn't even a dark horse. He's a
hobby horse"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
Point.

Teacher-William, what is income
tax?
Willie-It is when you sit on &
lack.
Teacher-No, I'm afraid you don't
see the point.
Willie-You don't, sir; yau feel it,
Oys' Life
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
Some Look as If They Had.

Wonderful how a girl who wears 6
georgette blouse, veil, hair net
and perforated hose keeps from get
ting all tangled up in the meshes?-
Toledo Blade.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24

matter all OF the
tame ones do too.
By tame ones ]
mean we crea-
lures of the barn
va r ID u S t a s
nice creatures as
ever happened or
will happen, ex-
cept when more
O f us com g
around.
"Now the rab-
bits are of t e n
very tame, but
they aren't barn
I'd a n i mails.
They are very
fond of lots Of the
things that the
farmer has. For
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
Old Fashioned,

"Codger is an old fashioned cuss
isn't hep" remarked Blinks.
"He sure u.s." agreed Binks. "Why
he still refers to woman as the weake
sex"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24

Constipation generally indicates disordered
stomach liver and bowels. Wright's Indian
Vegetable Pills restore regularity without
griping.-Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24

A laugh costs too much If it is
bought at the expense of propriety.-
Quintillian.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
Even More Serious.

"Did you say that campaign man.
ager used money! inquired the horri,
fed constituent.
"He did worse than that" replied
Senator Sorghum. "He wasted it."
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24

The occasional use of Roman Eye Balsan
at night upon retiring will prevent and re.
Meve tired. watery eyes, and eye strain--Adv
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24

Dll II az
and has been one
all ones life and
never expects to
be anything else,
1t IS nice once in
awhile to talk of
q wild life, don't
you think 1t is?"
"That is a fun
ny idea" said
Mrs. White Hen.
"And it is espe-
cially funny COM
ing from you, for
you are as tame
as any hen we
ever had ON the
farm and you
keep all your
children following
VOur fOOtStonS"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24

and nervous. could not eat and was
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Some write and allow their names and
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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24

example they simply adore carrots.
"They love clover and many of the
other vegetables and how they do rel
ish lettuce! So that I always feel
that rabbits are rather near and
friendly with US as they like the farm
er's food and enjoy homegrown
things.
"But as I was saying, lions go to-
gether, tigers go together, dogs go to-
gether, buffaloes go together, fishes GO
together, we all go together. All the
animals 1 mentioned aren't wild, how
ever" She grinned hens grin.
II am indeed glad that tiger, for
example, doesn't come along and ask
me to take a walk. If tiger should
DO such a thing would most politely
say no.
But we hens all go together and
walk about the barnyard in most
friendly fashion.
'Now have always been more than
mere barnyard creature, an ordi-
narily tame animal. / am very tame.
Perhaps / should not call myself q
tame animal but should call myself a
tame fowl.
81 will get up in the lap Of the
farmers wife. I do not mind getting
up in the laps of the children. don't
mind that in the least.
But the children wriggle more
A. Go nd m
not SO happy in their laps. They're
restless young dears, they are.
$50 many Of the chickens are tame
just as / am and they too will get ZIP
in the lap of the farmers wife.
"Then Mrs. Pullet Hen will tell
stories to her young chickens. Mrs.
Pullet is, as you know, very small In
size.
"We're all such a friendly lot And
how we do like feeding time! Cackle,
cackle, cackle, that is most exciting.
"Of course, we aren't greedy like
the pigs are, but we do show joy over
our food, a nice enthusiastic, cordial
kind of JOY"
what do all those words mean!'
asked Mrs. White Hen.
"Oh," said Mrs. Hen, "they mean
the same as eager and glad and all
such things. Aren't they nice words?'
"Cackle. cackle, cackle, they're most
nice Words" Mrs. White Hen said.
"All wild animals" said Mrs. Hen,
are apt to fight. They never fight on
any general, chosen place, but on
each others grounds, as a rule. One
Of them in defense, as a rule"
"What in the world" said Mrs.
White Hen, "are you doing all this
talk about wild animals for? I've been
hearing you talk all the afternoon
and you've mentioned wild animals in
every other breath"
"Not that much, quite" said Mrs.
Hen. "But you know when one is a
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
l)A!.DDIJ EVENING
aEA|RY TALL
y @ Nary Graham
sS Bonner 9S%%.o&s
IN THE BARNARD.

"All wild animals like to 60 to.
Eether." said Mrs. Hen, land for that
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24

A scrap of information often ends
In a war of words.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24
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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24

SAY DIAMOND DYES"
Don't streak or ruin your material ia q
poor dye. Insist on Diamond Dyes."
Easy directions in package.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-07-24

A fat belly did not invent gunpow
der.--Greek proverb.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-10-19
20 ENLIST YESTERDAY
Army Recruiting Here for October So
 Far Is Al

The Birmingham army recruiting station accepted twenty men Monday for enlistment. This brings the total of enlistments for october to 141 men.
 These young men come from all sec tions of the state and were sent prin-' cipaIly to the regiments which have been allocated to Alabama. The war department having adopted the plan of sending men from particular localities in states to certain designated units of the army, comprising all branches of the service, in order that they may serve with and be associated with men from their own section of the country.
 Some of the men accepted were vet erans of the world war. one. Charles Barnes of Andalusia. having served overseas with the One Hundred and Sixty-seventh infantry without the loss of single day, taking part in all en- agreements of his company against the enemy.
 Those enlisting Monday were: De- ward Thomas, Prichard; Marvin Car ter, Waltel Daugherty Gadsden; James Smart, Piedmont; John Parker, Borden Springs; Charles Barnes, Andalusia Baskin Fillmore. Porter Van, Dotha :: : Dan McGregor, Jasper; Eimore Davis. Aughtley Werley, Atmore; Luther Conway. Nokamis; Roscoe Craddock, Bon Air; Laxley Dougherty, Slocum.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-10-19
BLOOD IS FUEL TO
 THE BODY
Pumped Through the System by the Heart it Sustains
 the Muscles and Tissues
PEPTO-MANGAN HELPS
 BLOOD
Keep the Quality of Your Blood at its Best-it Means Vigorous Health and Ability to Accomplish

Blood acts like a flieL Pumped through the body by the heart. 1t sus- tains the muscles and tissues. It re- news them. It feeds the brain-the tissues of the eye and face. That is why people look so pale and lifeless when blood is impoverished. The body tissues are being supplied with weak fuel. The blood has not enough red corpuscles. You would not eat poor food with no nourishment in 1t; no more should you let the fuel that sup plies sustenance to your entire body be inferior. Have good blood. Improve the quality and keep 1t at it's best.
 If you look pale and feel weak. if you have lost your enthusiasm and energy. if your blood is clogged with poisons, your system is being fed with poor grade of blood. That is no way to go around. If you are not at your best. get at the source of the trouble right away Put an end to half-living.
 Take that ideal tonic. Pepto-Man- gan. to tone up your blood and purify 1t. Get the full enjoyment out of liv- ing. Breathe fresh air. take exercise.
 Be sure to ask for Guides Pepto- Mangan." It comes In convenient tab let form and in liquid. One has the same medicinal value as the other. There is only one genuine Pepto- Man gan. and the name "Gude's" is on the package--Adv.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-10-19
Famous Old Recipe for Cough Syrup Ensily and eheapiy made at home, but it beats them all for
 quick results.

Thousands of housewives have foun-,i that they can save two-thirds of theV money usually spent flor cough prepara- tions, by using the well-known old recipe for making cough syrup at home. It is simple and cheap but it has no equal for prompt results. It takes right hold of a cough and gives immediate relief, usually stopping an ordinary cough Tn 24 hours or less.
 Get 21a ounces of Pinex from any druggist, pour it into a pint bottle and add plain granulated sugar syrup to make a full pint. If you prefer, use clarified molasses, honey, or corn syrup, instead of sugar syrup. Either way, 1t tastes good. keeps perfectly, and lasts a family long time.
 It's truly astonishing how quickly it acts, penetrating through every air passage of the throat and lungs-loos- ems and raises the phlegm, soothes and heals the membranes. and gradually but surely the annoying throat. tickle and dreaded cough disappear entirely. Nothing better for bronchitis, spasmodic croup, hoarseness or bronchial asthma.
 Pinex is a special and highly concen- trated compound of genuine Norway pine extract, known the world over for its healing effect on the mem branes.
 Avoid disappointment by asking your druggist flor "21a sounces of'Pinex" with full directions and don't accept anything else. Guaranteed, to give,absolute satis-1 faction or money promptly refundeis X The Pinex Co.,, Ft. Wayne, Ind.