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Washington Journal., 1920-04-30
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neib es oie?"
Sic idiittelte Den &opf.
1Tos lit ui4ts fir 2ore," Io9te
fie uno girg aus Der Gtube.
CT iaD ibr nah. Sic mar nobI
Der bette Menid. Der inn begegnet
NOR. Sic mar 10 lieb gu inn. 0of.
te uno iorgte fir i'm. nno fuie
fie i'm ongeidout bate. Mit ioI.
den @ugenl
Gin beibes @efibl Itr5mte Dem
Wulitanten our9 Die SeeIe. 9t6er
Is mar fem Slid. @s mar Gdcu
uno 5urft.
Oils &obert oonn in ieiner Sam.
tler mar. fnno er elm groBes Yofet
NIT unterD6ihe. Striimpfen. Dor.
bemohen. &rngen uno 3ipei &ra.
tDotteil, aud einen ihmor5en 6iL.
but, Der ibm gerau poBte.
Gin 3ettel lag babel, oaraui
itnno feline SAulo per5eidnet. Die
I6herIi9 tIein mar. @ber ga Ell
nod Mrt iunger M1nner feline Mb.
ni,ng bon Dem @ert gutter 8Gide
batte. mohte er fi9 feline 8eoen.
Ten unO mar oIidIid iiber ieinen
rlelerl 9eiisItono.
@erooe ols ct nit GROCER 3lt.
~trie0enbeit INNER mieOer oues rteu
muiterte ulo Den SUIT nor Dem flei.
men 8anoipiegeI nod einmol pro.
bierte, fam @ottIieb 9eufer. or fab
bic Serrlidfciten un0 mofte elm
Derouttes @eii9t.
o@ebn Sic nal an = no oo fam
i@ pobI nieoer einpoden2"
or nobm nit GROCER 1mItGno.
Iidfeit ieinen @elobeutel aus Der
Eoihe uno Itedte einen &unoert.
marfihein binein, Den er in Ser
$an0 gebaIten batte.
n9en bob ib BON Der 9otenfrou
nuf Der Sportaiie o6bc6en Iaiien;
id 0adte, tpelln i'd SIM mas Dol.
Itreden f0nnte," iagte er brummeno.
9a fam Elm 9roBes @liidseefiibl
iber &obert @inter.
Dns @liidseefibL bel euten Mien.
iaen 5u fem.
Sim Ielben Mbeno nod tponoerte
er nit @ottlieb gum S9neioer, inn
ben r,euer 9tn5ug gu beitenen unO
er ftnno nit feierIidem @efiibI gang
itin uno Iteif oo, tuie elm gliidlider
&itdbe. ols Der Sdneioer an i'm
B%erummoB.
Gm ndditen Sonntag mar Ser
MnSug nod nidt fertie, 90 lag So.
bert @inter an Nn9mittag tpieoer
i'm Bette, ober am iibern1dIten
Gonntog batte er oos feiertdgli9e
@etunn0.
Mait einem In0a1tsgefiibI i'm
&eroen 5og er es an, un0 oonn
itano er gan5 fin 90, unb feline 9Iu.
gen gIdn3ten.
CT mar elm oroentIi6er Wenfdi
9ieier ileue &n5ug umYfrIoB ieincn
2eib mie elm i9iisenoer 9on0er ge.
gen bieles, mas feinoli1 mar in
ieinem 2eben.
so Itieg er langiam ipie elm gnt.
iiinoigter, pie elm gang t1euer
Menih Die 9reppe binab.
1lnter traf er Die Sore. 9os
batte er fib geuiiniht.
sic betrahtete ibn tpobItponeno,
Iobte i'm, Dab er ii6 nel beifafit
babe. orebte i'm i'm &reiie berum
un6 5npfte an ieiner &ropatte.
Damn iogte iie, er tonne iest ougerl.
blidlid nit ibr sur Stride eeben;
iie iei gemiiiermaBen idon auf Dem
Wege.
&obert fieI Elm, oab er pobI erit
Gbriitel iuGen uno ii@ ibr p%oritel-
len miiiie, abcr % Gore ttidt mar.
ten moute, gins er nit ibr.
Washington Journal., 1920-04-30

faiouer ous2 Gebt's eu6 nidt
sor3 Gut io?"
Gas pcrueintcn tie.
Ga fuhr er iortl
.Gs is einc Stcae fret. Cine
Iebr eGrenboitc. icine Steue. 90.
3niaacn cine aoiierlih &onielihe
Stetle. 2anobiIisbrieitrGgerl
Ger etatsmGBiee SanobrieftrGeer is
bebufS 9ranf6eit n babies Sabr
beurInubt. Ger Scrr 9~mtsporlte.
Der is nm cine 5~uuerl6Iiige 5ilfs.
froft angeeanacn tuoroen. Sed5ig
Warf monotlidl InBer0em Site
ielgeIol @r bat uotiirlid 5uerit on
mid eeoo6t. lpcil i) uuteroffi5ier
gemeien bin, 8aris uno &onigor1s
mit9emaht bab', aber ib bab &c.
iogt - Scrr 9oftor, bab' i6 &c.
iogt. id bab' Gameraoen, oa uero'
ij mid mir nidts. Dir nidts ION
ietten Soften pc9ihnoppen, oo muB
ib crit nit meinen &omeraoen
ipreden. Sino'n braper 9erl, bot
a geioot. iprcden sic nit Sbren
S%omeraoenl"
.DoS IS anitdnOig bon Dir" iag.
tie SGulSe. Der @Gdcr. SD wiiro'
mid ia fir ION Bolten be9eiitern.
9euu ipenn i9 am Ioee 10 feds
bis obt StlmOen Ioufcn fonnte -
@r madte 9epcgunBen nit Den
armen mie Elm Observation-Disclosures
Stor9 in -sinem 5ooIOgifden Gortcn.
.Ob, Of, come moil Sd b6tt
ia IoBuiaoen ood NOS Suites"
meinte Der StoIiener. SD 9onnte
better Die atreiien leien. weun nal
Gene aus SOalden 9ommen bite"
60 ipradlcn Die %bungrigen 2eltte
om Vadofcr.
Steiner, DER Ybiloioph. meinte:
.Mir miiiien Ioien. Aobert miro fir
ieinen SciI pcr3i6tcu. @ir orei
anoeren iperOen Ioien. nno mems
trifft. Der mag iein Slid genie.
ben"
sic berotidIa9tcll, ulO Oanu 10.
Iten iie.
Sie 5in0etpn elm 2idt OH, mo
Damn legten iie unter cine Itroberue
8rotIdiiiiel eiu Stiid 2oble. 6as
ioute beiBen: nDn biIi ein foil.
ldmor6er 8edoo9el. mein 2ieber,"
uno unter cine 5tpeite 8rotidiifel
leoten iie einen fIrinen 4amm, oos
Ionte trogifomiih onoentcn: .Du
tanuIt Oi6 froecll," aber unter Die
brittle SdiiIicl legten iie cine 0rOts
triinc, unO oos IoIte oos Sie9cs.
5eihen iein unh beiBen: r9u bait
oein 8rot geiunoen."
Damn ltcaten lie Die orei eon5
| gleiden um0ete6rten Sdilieln Oiif
Die olotte DieIe uno idoben iie
idneu uno MIR ourdeinan0er, 70
Dab om gnOe teiner mebr muBte,
mas cine ieoe prroedte.
Sooonn orebte lib ieOer nod
0rclmal Inn feline Ndie, mnO oann
loItcn tie.
Steiner p1bIte 5uerft. or 5oe Die
2obIe. Eriibiclig uidte er, unO
Noie uno Muno muroen fpit, mie
bel einem Gaben.
9obI. Der Stolieuer. 5og Den
F., Samm. n2ros Did," iolte 0as
beiBcn. Or fubr Ourfl feline lan0en
Scare uio bctonte, bob er bel ii6
INNER iebr ouf Sanberfeit gebol-
ten bate.
S6ul5e. Der 8Gder, aog oos
8rot, oog oos SieeesIos, par SEAT
ierIi6 SonigIider 2onobilfsbrief.
trdger.
Ser ein6ioe, ser q uabrbufteS
@eiuerbe bot" fniri6te Steincr.
.ge Slid bat oerl" rief YObl.
Shul5c aber betradtete iein sic.
ges6eibcn.
.S6 fiirdte.~ Ioote er. lid fiirdr
tc, eS miro Elm iaures 9rot fem"
Washington Journal., 1920-04-30
q hte8 RnpiteI.

Mm Ielben Nahmittag ponoerte
Nobert nui Der nebli1cn 2anoltrabe
ciniam Dem Gorfe 81 @r mar in
ser Gtnot gctpcicn. 0ort bate er
ginf6uie MAIDEN miiiien. @s Do.
TEN Iautcr feline 9in9e gefpeien. Die
or nun in einem Yafethen beim.
trug. Srau Sartmann bate i'm
3ebn Mart m~it0eeeben mub inn
0reimoI befobIen. iib ia in ieocnu
@ei6oft cine onittierte Rc6nmng
ousltenen 5u laiien. Cam bate
i'm Serr Sartmann beauitragt, 40
Marf bel Der Mgentur Der 2ebens.
ueriiherung fir i'm ein5u5ableN.
Gos bate ober Srau Sartnonm
ni6t ougeben irolen. botte INNER
oorum berumeereOet. oicie Gin5ab'
lung Tonne auf cine an0ere 8eiie
6eioret mcroen, big Die bloiie Ghri'
iteI iih erreet an Die Groii 9eiponot
bate:
.Mutter, nit i'm gonaen 90 Wfart
gebt er niGt our6! Mir ifeint. er
III 10 ebrlid). pie mir"
0arauf mar Elm beitiger Streit
cnt1tonoen, uno Serr Sortmonn
bate Iobcrt eepinft. er mo0e ge.
ben. Grnuben Dor Der Cir bate
cr ibm Oie pier5ig Narf iibergehen.
auBeroem cine Wsarf 3e6rgelo. Gas
mar piel. @obert bate iiir Die
Wtarf in einem @eid1it Elm tlcineS.
iilbernes Ser5den gefauft. gr
moute Der @briitel etiraS idenfen,
fucnn er lcet nod) Sauic fom.
Den @ee entlang ltonoen bo1e
9appcln. Die bo1en iih i'm Serblt.
luinoe bin uno her. uno es mar dn'
uIcbcn mic Elm GROCER. ieltiomer
Seigen Siibcn cine 9eibe lid
Idmiuaenoer 91ume. Die chamber
Die SGnoc gu reidcn idicncn. orii.
hpn cine Rei6e. uno iie tan5tet uno
ionoen ihre oiiitere Nelooie.
MOrtiebunq tolat)
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
CHEAT IMP OF WAKEFULNESS
Some Methods by Which It Is Said
the Drowsy God May Be Sue
cessfully Wooed.

Sufferers from SleeplessneSs should
try this trick. Have pair of binders
made from q double thickness of black
silk. These should just cover the eyes.
with a cut for the nose, being held in
place by broad elastic band. Hang
these on the bed post, and if the morn
ing light comes in too early put them
on. Another remedy is suggested by
the sleeping methods of pigs. Tie two
paper clips TO either end of a cord
seven or eight feet long Clip the top
of the Counterpart wSh one and
soft weight with the other. If not
sleeping after 10 minutes, pull the
Counterpart over your head. This in
duceS that long, even breathing. nat
ural to the approach of sleep, as may
he noticed in pigs. AS one dozes off,
the hand holding the counterpane re-
lakes. and the weight pulls it down,
so that one is again breathing fresh
air. People suffering from insomnia
should, when travelling, insist upon
double bed in quiet room. Be sure
that it is not over the kitchen or near
motor garage, or facing a clock that
sounds the quarter hours, or within a
girls throw of a fowl house.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
Thanked for crankinu.

Some time ago / went with friend
to see an acquaintance at a hospital
and as we were leaving my friend
stopped in the corridor TO exchange a
few words with a doctor | walked
outside. where a long line of cars was
parked about the building, intending to
crank my friends Ford. / had some
trouble starting it, and while / was
cranking some one climbed into the
car. but, thinking it was my compan-
ion. l did not even look up. Imagine
my surprise when the motor began to
whir and the car backed off smoothly.
looked up into the smiling face of
perfect stranger.
THANK you" he said, bowling.
l had cranked the wrong car.-New
York Times.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
MADE QUICK CHANGE OF MIND
School Principal Revised Her Opinion
as to the Necessity for I'M
mediate Action.

For several days The little field mice
had been coming from the fields into
SIEall-tOwn school building. The young
'er teachers were frightened and sent
TO the store for a quantity of poison.
They were mixing it with bread crumbs
when the principal arrived. On her
question as to when they were going
to put out the paste they answered.
Immediately"
But you can't do that" she protest
ed. 1T would be in the way. Wait
until tonight One more day with mice
around you won't make any difference
in the long run"
Ehe teachers were uneasily silent.
And then came a frightened little
squeak and mouse ran right across
the room, close TO the principals feet.
She gave a decided shiver, an imita-
ton of a dance of modern mention and
then turned to the janitor. who was
standing near. John" she said, Sc
verely. 'well put out that rat poison
right away. Do you hearT"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
I s7:l;SElSSIS =
IuuE,ES!|';;:d:INI
RrazIlys Anniversary.

The recent celebration of the ami
versary of Brazilian independence
brings to mind several interesting
facts concerning this growing nation.
Brazil. with the exception of Cuba, is
the youngest of the Latin-American
republics. Unlike Cuba. however,
Brazil enjoyed independence long be-
fore the change of government came.
Again. most unlike it's sister republics
of Spanish America, Brazil effected the
radical change without blOodshed.
Dom Pedro was a wise, as well as
IOvabe monarch; when he saw that
the majority opinion favored a repub-
lican form of administration. he era-
ciOusIy abdicated and retired from
public life. If only certain European
monarchS had possessed similar fore
sight and common sense but rev
years ago!
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
ASPIRIN INTRODUCED
BY "BAYER" TN 1900
Look for name "Bayer' on the tablets.
then you need never
worry.

If you want the true, world-famous
Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians
for over eighteen years, you must ask
for ''Bayer Tablets of Aspirin"
The "Bayer Cross" is stamped on
each tablet and appears on each pack
age for your protection against imi-
tations.
In each package of ''Bayer Tablets
of Aspirin" are safe and proper direc-
lions for Colds, Headache, Neuralgia,
Toothache, Earache, Rheumatism,
Lumbago, Neuritis, and for Pain in
general.
Handy tin boxes containing II tablets
cost but a few cents. Druggists also
sell larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin
is the trade mark of Bayer Manufac-
turc of Observation-Disclosures of Salicy-
licacid.-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
cstsrrh Cannot Re Cured

by LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease
Catarrh is a local disease. greatly influ-
enced by constitutional conditions. HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE will cure catarrh.
IL is taken internally and acts through
the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the
System. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is composed of some of the best tonics
known. combined with some of the best
blood purifiers. The perfect combination
of the ingredients in HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE is what produces such won
derful results in catarrhal conditions.
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
+. j. Cheney & Co, Props, Toledo, Ohio
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
A Feeling Of Security

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such medicine is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle of Swamp-Root.
1t is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
1t is not a stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses.
1t is not recommended for everything.
1t is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad-
der trou, .es
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root.
If you need a medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two Sizes medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, n. Y, for
sample bottle When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
Referendum.

Referendum is Latin word now
Anglieised. This and several kindred
words are derived from the Latin verb.
refero. / bear, carry. l give hack.
from re, back; and Zero. bear. The
il means the submission of a proposed
public measure or law. which has been
passed upon by the legislature. To a
vote of the people for ratification or
rejection that is. the legislators refer
or carry back the measure to the cleo
torate.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
His Fate.

The young man brought some verses
T. his father. Father. | have writ
zen poems" what Let me- see them
instantly" The father read them over
carefully. the tears slowly yelling 10
his eyes as he did 50. Finishing the
last one. he threw down the manu-
script. folded fhe boy 20 his breast and
Sobbed: "oh, my poor. poor SON."
Are they SO bad as that. father?"
bad They are excellent. They are
real poetry. Ny boy. my boy. you viii
starye TO death indianapolis Star.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER.

Constipation invites other troubles
which come speedily unless quickly
checked and overcome by Green's
August Flower which is a gentle laxa-
tive, regulates digestion both in
stomach and intestines, cleans and
sweetens the stomach and alimentary
canal, stimulates. the liver TO secrete
the bile and impurities from the blood.
1t is sovereign remedy used in many
thousands Of households all over the
civilized world for more than half
century by those who have suffered
with indigestion, nervous dyspepsia.
sluggish liver, coming up of food, pal
pitation, constipation and other in
festival troubles. Sold by druggists
and dealers everywhere. Try bottle,
take no substitute-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
What Is Rheumatism?
Whv Suffer from It2

S. S. S. has been successfully
used for Rheumatism for more
than fifty years. and many volun-
tary testimonials are on file from
those whom it has benefited. Try
it to-day, and yotl'will find your
self at last on the right track to-
get rid of your Rheumatism For
treatment of your individual case.
address Chief Medical Adviser,
Swift Specific Co., Dept. 43, At
lanta, Ga.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
Sufferers Should Realize Ths
1t Is a Blood Infection.

Doubtless like other sufferers,
you have often asked yourself this
question, which continues to re-
main unanswered.
Science has proven that Rheu-
1natism is caused by a germ in
your blood, and the only way to
reach it is by a remedy which
eliminates and removes these lit
ale pain demons.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
INDIGESTION
Caused by
Acid-St0nach

Millions Of people-in fact about 8 out OF
Io-suder more or less from Indigestion
acute or chronic. Nearly every case IL
caused BIZ Aeid-stomach.
There are other stomach disorders which
also are sure signs of Acid-Btomaeh-beieh-
ing, heartburn, bioat after eating. food re-
peating sour. gsssy stomach There are
many ailments which. while they do not
cause much distress in the stomach ITSELF
are. nevertheless. traeeabls to an acid
stomach Among these nervousness.
biiiousnsss, cirrhosis of the liver. rheuma-
t.sm fmpoverished blood, weakness, insom-
mia. meiancholia and long train Of phys
icsi and mental miseries that keep the
victims In miserable health year after year.
The right thing to do Ia to attack these
ailments At their sourcs-Eet rid Of She acid
stomach. wonderful modern remedy called
EATONIc now makes IL easy to do this.
One Of hundreds of Thousands OF grateful
users Of EATOEIC writes: Il have been
troubled with intestinal indigestion for about
nine years and have spent quite a sum for
HsEdicine. but without relief After using
EATOETC for few days the gas and pains
II my bowels disappeared. EATOSIC Is Just
the remedy I needed"
We have thousands ef letters telling OF
these marvellous benefits. Try EATONLC and
you too. VIII be just as enthusiastic In It's
praise.
Your druggist has EAToNIc. Get big
5bc box from him today. He win refund
Jour money II you are net satisfied
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
And fit Wasn't.

The manswhO had served throughout
the war as q private in the base hospi-
tai of Anglers was loud in his scOrn
Of a neighbOr who hadn't gone into
the service at ALL A friend let him
rave on till the Anglers soldier had used
the word Stacker. Then he said:
That's right; give it to him. All
he did during the war was hang on to
a nice safe job as testing pilot for the
Curtiss people. All he had to do was
to fly each machine long enough to see
if it was safe for one of our aviators."
The Home Sector.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
SEE SHABBY, FADED
GARMENTS TURN NEW
"Diamond Dyes" Make Old Apparel
Fresh and Stylish.

Don't worry about perfect results.
Use Diamond Dyes" guaranteed to
give a new, rich, fadeless color to any
fabric, whether it be wool, silk, linen,
cotton or mixed goOds,-dresses,
blouses, stockings, skirts, children's
coats, feathers, draperies, coverings
everything
The Direction Book with each pack
age tells how to diamond dye over any
color.
To match any material, have dealer
show you Diamond Dye" Color Card.
ADV.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
No Need to Rspsa. Il.

Raymond had played until he was
overly tired, and when he went mp
stairs TO bed his mother called after
him not TO forget his prayers. Lis
tening. she overheard the following. Ut
tered in a sleepy voice: Dear God /:
I'm awfully tired: so my prayer to-
nigh, is the same as last night and
you remember what that WAS. Amen. .
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
RECIPE FoR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add OF. Bay Rum,
a small box of Barbo Compound, and 4
OF. of glycerine Apply to the hair twice
week until it becomes the desired shade.
Any druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost. 1t will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair,
and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not coior the scalp. is not sticky OF
greasy, and does not rub off.-Adv.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
Education Goinq On.

After his first day at school Floyd
was asked by his mother what he had
learned at school. Nothing" replied
Floyd. The next evening the same
question was asked and Floyd proudly
answered, 80, learned to keep my
toes on the mark and jump over an-
other boy"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
Famous woran.

Catherine Of Sienna is a woman
who consecrated her days to good
works and deeds and poured them all
into The melting pot of divine love.
This saint organized peace between
frantic states in the fourteenth CEN
uury. She brought the pope back 10
Rome. Canonized. SIC is saint Cath
crime.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
Conflicting Accounts.

Little Helen-Mamma, the minister
told me today that God gave me to
you.
MOther-Well, he did, my dear
Helen-Then somebody isn't telling
the truth. l heard auntie telling Mrs.
Brown that the court gave me to ~.
Boston Transcript.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
Not for Him,

Here's just the thing for your new
mansion" said the art dealer. "Daub-
leigh's famous canvas, The Portrait Of
Lady,"
"How much is it wuth?" asked the
man who had recently grown rich in
the oil fields.
"Only 100000"
what A hundred thousand bucks
for the picture of a LADY, Great
Christopher, man! don't even know
her !" !
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
KILLS PAIN
In 5 MINUTES
Agony of rheumatism and Govt Neu'
raIgia, Lumbago, Chest Colds and
Sore Throat Ended in Half the
Time 1t Takes Other Remedies.

Mustarine won't blister-it is always
ready for use-its grandmother's old
fashiy4led mustard plaster with other
up-to-date pain killers added.
The best and quickest remedy In the
world for lameness, sore muscles, stiff
neck. cramps in leg, earacne, backache,
headache and toothache.
Begy's Mustarine-ask for it by name.
Is made of real, honest, yellow mus
tard-not cheap substitutes. Use II freely
to dra.r the pain from those sore feet
it's great for chilblains, too, and for
frosted feet. Ask for and get Mustarine
always in the yellow box.
S c Wells & Co. I.e Row. n Y
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
The Thing That Counts.

A girl doesn't mind her rivals be-
ing exceedingly clever If she is also
consolingly ugly.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
The Old Trick.

Second Mate-"The cook has been
swept overheard, sir" Captain-"JuSt
like cook to leave without giving no
tice."
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
Keep Milk Fresh.

One of the wonders of the British
Dairy association show, according to
the London Daily News. was Dan
ish appliance for keeping milk fresh
for two years or more No preserva-
tives are used The apparatus is
known as a 'fhomogenizer,7 and the
preserving force is a pressure of 1000
pounds TO the square inch.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
Its Appearance.

Its Appearance.
Il have found a part of your miss
ing medical book"
what part Is it?"
''It looks like the yermifOrm appen-
dix"
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
"a Easiest Wav.

Following the line Of the east re
slS.ance is what makes rivers and men
crooked. -Beston Transcript
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
Idle Boast.

"When 1 put my foot down once. it
stayed there" did you ever put IL
down on an unexpected tackr
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27

Pulling down the front and back of
new house cap for women converts il
into q sunbonnet.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27
pat, Trees Sc xielders

As many a. 4tsn dates have heen
gathered from s single palm al one
bearing.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27

charming woman is never aware
of her charms.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27

Get rich quick schemes are all right
until you wake up.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27

A stitch at nine may prevent a rip at
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27

Eau Claire-The Union Cheese COM
pany, incorporated at $4,000. will soon
begin to manufacture some three miles
from town. Fifty Union farmers are
stockholders. Each farmer will haul
in his milk, to be paid on a butter fat
basis. A factory 2Sx44 feet has been
built and equipped with modern ma
chinery. Eight hundred cows will fur
nish the milk. 1t is strictly a farm
ers' concern.
Wausau pilot. [volume] (Wausau, Wis.) 1896-1940, 1920-01-27

Pensaukee-As Fred Weigs-t pulled
a revolver shell from his pocket if fell
on the kitchen stove and exploded.
TIE finger % thumb Of a l4-year-old
son were torn from the hand.