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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
WHY THEY WERE IN CUBA
Party of Tourists Finally Found Who
Were Willing to Tell the
Truth About 1t.

An old friend of the writer Of this
item, who has been covering" the
water front at Havana for the last
twenty years, writes that for the first
time in all that period he greeted some
tourists who came right back at him
with the real plain unvarnished truth
as to the reason for their visit to
Cuba.
These fellows hailed from Louisi-
ana and Texas, and when accosted
with the time-worn Interrogation, "Any
special significance to your visit here?
they did not camouflage.
There was nothing about climate,
nothing Of business or seeing the
world
Significance? Sure! We just came
over for a little drink" was the
prompt though utterly unexpected an
swer.-Los Angeles Times.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08

very much am well and strong and
now able to do my work. I cannot
thank you enough and I recommend
vour medicine to my friends who are
sick. MRS. SUSIE SACATANsKY, 25
East 18th St., Bayonne, N. j.
It must be admitted by every fair
minded. intelligent person, that medi-
cine could not live and grow in popular
ity for over forty years, and today nod
q record for such wonderful success
IS does Lydia F: Pnkhams nanassiv Vegetable table
virtue and actual worth. Such med
icines must be looked upon and termed
both standard and dependable by every
thinking person
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
INVENTIVE GENIUS
ROBS CAL0MEL OF
NAUSEA AND DANGER
Doctors Favorite. Medicine Now
Purified and Refined from All
Objectionable Effects. "Calo-
tabs the New Name.

What will human ingenuity do next?
Smokeless powder, wireless telegraphy,
horsefess carriages, colorless iodine, taste
less quinine,-now comes nausealess calo-
mel The new improvement called "Calo-
tabs' is now on sale at drugstores.
For biliousness, constipation and indi-
tically perfect remedy, as evidenced by
the fact that the manufacturers have au-
thorized all druggists to refund the price
If the customer is not perfectly delighted
with Calotabs. One tablet at bedtime with
q swallow of water-that's all. No taste,
no nausea, no gripping, no salts. By morn
ing your liver is thoroughly cleansed and
tite. Eat what you please-no danger-go
about your business.
Calotabs are not sold in bulk. Get an
original package, sealed. Price, thirty@
eve cents.-(adv.)
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Buy only Diamond Dyes

Each package of Diamond Dyes"
contains directions so simple that any
woman can diamond-dye worn, shabby
skirts. waists, dresses, coats. gloves,
stockings sweaters. draperies every
thing, whether wool, silk, linen, cotton
or mixed goods. new, rich fadeleSs col
ors. Have druggist show you "Dia-
nond Dyes Color Card."--Ady.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
CASCARETS
"They Work while you Sleep"

Do you feel all tangled up-bilious.
constipated, headachy, nervous, full Of
cold? Take Cascarets tonight for your
liver and bowels to straighten you out
by morning. Wake up with head clear,
stomach right, breath sweet and feel.
ing fine No gripping, no inconvenience.
Children love Cascarets too. 10, %,
80 cents.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
He Knew Mother.

William Wallace is generally called
Bill by his mother and father.
The other day he was playing in the
yard with a neighbor boy. 1t was neal
lunch time. Mother called: william
(No ankwer.) civilian Wallace!"
Then she heard him regretfully part
with bis playmate in this fashion
"Well Jim, l gotta go now. Wheu
my mother calls me by my regular
name she means business"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
No Escape.

The problem of getting away from
life becomes increasingly difficult 10y
any other means than ending it, and,
If Sir Oliver Lodge be right, even
that is a futile method. Mail, tele-
phone and telegraph find you out
wherever you may go. For Il time
there was hope in the aeroplane, but
Marconi experiments in London have
dashed that. Passengers flying across
the English channel have been hailed
and talked to by wireless from Lon
don. Conversations have been held
between planes 300 miles apart. There
seems to be no escape.-Denver News.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
BOCHEE'S SYRUP

A Harmless Soothing, Healing Remedy
for Coughs and Colds.
Here is a remedy for coughs, colds.
bronchitis, throat irritation. and espe-
cially for lung troubles, that has been
cold all over the civilized world In
many thousands of households for the
last fifty-four years. Its merits have
stood this test Of time and use, and
surely no test could be more potent
or convincing. 1t gives the patient
with weak and inflamed lungs a good
nights rest, free from coughing, with
easy expectoration in the morning.
Try one bottle. accept no substitute.
For sale by all druggists and dealers
IN medicine everywhere.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Movies to Trace Lost Dog.

The movies in southwest London
have been asked to exhibit slide of
dyke" described as an "old yellow
curly Irish terrier, with a wavy tail"
belonging to a lady in Chelsea. The
slide also bears the appeal, please
help to find me-" Left with a veter-
mary surgeon while his mistress was
in France, "Tyke" escaped to try to
find her, and has not been seen since.
From the Continental Edition Of the
London Daily Mail.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
superIative- Comparison.

A young man alighting from an Illi-
nois Central train at Woodlawn sta
ton was met by friend who escorted
him to a nearby lunch room for little
breakfast before going up to- the house.
The conversation naturally concerned
the old home town and its people.
"And how is Miss Plumply?" asked
the host. "Is she about the same as
ever?"
"No. Gee, she is as skinny as a
snake. never saw such transforma-
ton in any one.. You wouldn't know
her. She isn't much heavier than your
wife."-Publisher' Auxiliary.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
EnoIish as She Is Spoke

A young man from the United
States went into Scotland Yard, Lon
don, on his way to the hospital, to
report his change Of residence, and the
sergeant in charge, cockney, asked -:
"Are you going to die?"
The startled American said he hoped
not. but that if he did he hoped that
they would ship his body back to the
states. and turned to go.
A laughing clerk called him back
and explained that the cockney SER
geant only meant "Are you going to-
day?" Quite another thing !-Edin.
burgh Scotsman.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08

The efficiency of the eye as a work
ing instrument Is reduced materially
by the presence of a distracting oh
ject in the field Of vision, more par
ticularly If near to the eye and clost
to the line of sight. Such objects art
the dark and prominent rims Of tor
toise-shGll glasses, curved-eye shade.
with dark Innings, and the like. B1
tending to cause the eye reflexly t.
adjust for them rather than for thei.
work, these objects subject the eye tt
unnecessary and harmful muscula.
strain, eye experts declare.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
nPaaa's liauersln" Correets Stomach

"Pape's Diapepsin.' is the quickest. sur
est relief for Indigestion, Gases, Flatu
lence, Heartburn, Sourness, Fermentation
or Stomach Distress caused by acidity
A few tablets give almost immediate
is corrected so you can eat fayorite foodf
without fear. Large case costs only g.
cents at drug store. Absolutely harmless
and pleasant. Millions helped annually
Best STOMACH corrective known-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Catarrh Can Be Cured

Catarrh is local disease greatly infiu-
enced by constitutional conditions. It
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is taken internally and acts through
the Blood or the Mucous Surfaces of
the System. HALLS c A 7 A r r II
MEDICINE destroys the foundation Of
the disease, gives the patient strength by
improving the general health and assists
nature in doing its work.
All Druggists. Circulars free.
F. J. Cheney & Co.. Toledo. Ohio.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Too Much for Him.

Il attended a case tried in a west
ern city," says member of the bar,
where the defendant was charge
with burglary. While the judge was
delivering his charge to the jury one
OF . the jurymen tainted, just as the
judge had impressively said:
"'GeLrlemen Of the jury In arriv-
ing at a decision you must take into
consideration the testimony of the
witness for the defense and give it
full weight
SAT the words full weight the jury
man swooned away. He was a coal
merchant Exchange.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
MOTHER!
california Syrup of Figs"
Child'S Best Laxative

Accept California" Syrup of Figs
only-look for the name California on
the package, then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less physic for the little stomach. liver
and bowels. Children love its fruity
taste. Full directions on each bottle.
You must say california" ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
The Modern Girl.

Mrs. William G. McAdoo told at a
dinner in Washington story about
the modern girl.
Zone of these modern girls" she
said. was praising new play.
"'But,' said a young man, coughing
but isn't it rather-er-rather ul-
ira?
ultra? Not a Bit said the mod
ern girl, as she fixed a cigarette in
her long amber tube. It's play that
any girl could take her mother to-
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
A Moments Relaxation.

81 understand you always make
money on fallinC market"
WELL" replied Mr.. Dustin Stax,
with a sly, self-appreciative chuckle,
II manage to get a bear living out
of it,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
The New DAYS.

"Do you think SnifkIns intends to
make an energetic campaign for elec-
tion in his diStrict?'
Does he? He's getting bids on the
lowest wholesale prices for boxes Of
chocolates and vanity bags"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
contradictory Puzzle.

There is one thing which has al
ways puzzled me in military matters"
''What is that?"
"How a standing army can be kept
In good running order"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Sweet Innocence.

Don't you know there Is rumor
that the racing in which your husband
is interested is crooked?''
"Not a bit of truth in it," said
young Mrs. Torkins. "They can't De
crooked. Charley showed me the
track and it's a perfect oval"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
The Reverse,

Kate-She asked that question Just
out of idle curiosity. don't you think?
Laura-No; busy curiosity. Her
curiosity is never idle.-Stray Stories.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Her Skill

"That girl is an expert in senti-
mental anatomy"
How do you mean?"
"She makes a man lose his head.
takes his hand and then breaks his
heart"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
All Incentive Gone.

$50 you are going back to the old
country, my man."
Sure l am. Who wants to live In
country that's got nothing left with
q kick in it but ali army mule?'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08

|by female trouble.
I felt so tired all the
time, had bad head
|aches, and for six
months l could not
work. , / was treat
ed by a physician
land took other re-
|medies but got no
relief. A friend told
me about Lydia E.
lPinkham's V e g E.
table Compound and
iit. ha helped ma
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Practical Affection.

He-Darling. there is an unconsum-
ing fire in my heart for you.
She-That's all right. but what
much more concerns me is to know, :
there a substantial insurance Oh your
Life?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Little Amenities.

A noiseless gun has just been In
vented. 1t will now be possible to
wage war without the enemy COM
planning of headache.-From Punch,
London.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
A TITLE DISDAlNED.

st wish," said Senator Sorghum
that you would not refer to me as a
sphinx"
whats the objection?
"The only sphinx I ever saw IN my
travels had it's nose badly out of joint
and was unable to assemble an audi
ence large enough to justify any re-
marks"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
TPEhcIlRE TpANE

Wetmore: Gee! stopped just
In time to avoid smashing that bot
tie.
His Wife: 1t would have been too
bad if we had cut a new tire.
Wetmore: Tire! ! wasn't think
Ing of the tire. But there might be
something In the bottle.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Easily Hidden

I'VE are afraid young Mr.. Silliboy
is losing his mind"
"Just keep it quiet and nobody will
ever know the difference"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
A New Discoxerx

"Some one has discovered that
snakes have sentiment"
"Well, they certainly do have a way
of winding themselves around one"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Literally.

els that consequential-lookin star
actor supported by his wife on his
tour?"
81 don't know how he feeds three
mes a day If he isn't"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
The Troublesome Experts.

The Troublesome Experts.
"Know anything about an automo
bile?"
"Not thing"
"Just the man I want. Tell me
what you think might be the matter
with my car. The experts that nave
come along have all guessed wrong
and I thought perhaps you might be
able to guess right"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
The RrodreSs.

"He went to court and sued her fo.
her love-
"Well?"
Then she went to court and sued
him for breach of promise"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Hioh Toned.

First Moths your brother in So
ciety?
Second Moth-I should say so; he
won't eat anything but evening
clothes after 6 P. NJ.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Natural Conclusion

What are you in here for?" in
quired the visitor of the convict.
"For the simple reason" replied the
convict, that l can't get out"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Another Wax Of II

"Well. I've got to so today and
face the music"
"NVhy, are you in trouble?
"No; l conduct a band"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
The Real Shock.

Knicker--Campaigns cost money.
Bocker-But just look how much II
costs not to get elected.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Accounted For.

"Why do people who have bad boys
II suppose for naughty-cal reasons" +"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Hates Carving.

Mrs. Green-My husband hates carv-
ing.
Mr.. Brassie-I noticed that 1t makes
him mad to slice his ball.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
The Object.

"why does the boss want ne to look
up this tnHnf'
"nscaner be IL down on MIN"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08

Indigestion produces disagreeable and
sometimes alarming symptoms. WriRhts
Indian Vegetable Pills stimulate tho dfges-
tive processes to function naturally.-Adv
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08

Watch cuticura Improve Your Skim
On rising and retiring gently smear,
the face with Cuticura Ointment
Wash off Ointment in five minutes
with Cuticura Soap and hot water. 1t
is wonderful sometimes what Cuticura
will do for poor compilations, dandruh,
itching and red rough hands.--Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08

City Chap-Well done, old chap.
You SOW and l reap the fruits.
Farmer-Maybe you will. I am SOW
ing hemp.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08

A Tempus Fugitive.
"What does that poor womans hus.
band do for q living?
"Mostly time, l believe"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
SIX MONTHS !
COULD NOT WORK
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Made Me Strong and
Able to Work. Recommend
1t To All My Friends.

Bayonne, N. J.-"I had pains in back
and legs go that could not stand caused
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
8OYearsOld
Was Sick
Now Feels Young After
Taking Eatonic for
Sour Stomach

ST had sour stomach ever since had
the grip and it bothered me badly
Have taken EatoniC only week and
am much better. Am 80 years DID,"
says Mrs. John Hill.
Eatonic quickly relieves sour stom-
ach, indigestion, heartburn, bloating
and distress after eating because 1t
takes up and carries oIt the excess
acidity and gases which cause most
stomach ailments. If you have "tried
everything and still suffer, do not give
up hope. Eatonic has brought relief to
tens of thousands like you. A big box
costs but a trifie with your druggists
guarantee.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
"CORNS "
Lift Right Off Without Pain

Doesn't hurt bit! Drop little
'<reezone" on an aching corn, instantly
that corn stops hurting, then shortly
you lift it right off with fingers. Truly /!
Your druggist sells a tiny bottle Of
"Freezone" for few cents. sufficient to
remove every hard corn, soft corn, or
corn between the toes, and the calluses,
without soreness or Irritation.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08

Nothing to Talk About.
If all who hate would love US
And all our friends were true
Good gracious! kindly tell US
What would the gossips do?
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Its Chief Point.

Its Chief Point.
'The wild goose is neither beautiful
nor graceful"
But it's game"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
Nav Get the Rome

II your eyes smart or feel scalded, Roman
Eye BaMam applied upon going to bed ID
1ust the thing to relieve them.--Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08

Confidence cannot be won in a day.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser., 1920-10-08
An Improvement.

HAS prohibition helped your hus-
band any?"
Il can't say that it has. But viii
say this for him, since he's taken to
drinking perfumes and toilet. waters
his breath smells a whole lot sweeter
than it used to-"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-04-14
RULE CHANGES ARE IN
BASEBALL DOPE BOOK

First signs of the arrival Of the
baseball season of 1920 were evil
dent with the departure of the
major league players for their
training camps, but that the season
has surely arrived is now certain
with the appearance of the first
schedule book. As usual, it is The
Dope Book, published by C. C.
Sphinx & Son, st Louis, Mo, pub
fishers of The Sporting News. \
feature of this book this year will
be a review of the changes in the
playing code, Babe" Ruth's home
run record, detailed by that we'll
known statistician, Ernest J. LAM
gan; and that famous poem, Casey
at the Bat Other features include
instructions on How to Score"
Biographies of the Stars of Major
League Teams, Schedules of the
American and National Leagues
day by day, Joe Wilhoits consecu-
tive hitting record, etc, etc. If
YOU want one Of these booklets,
vest pocket in size, that may be
carried at all times as settler of
arguments, simply send five cents
to Sphinx & Son, st. Louis. Mo. who
Will forward a copy promptly to
the readers OF this paper.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-04-14
RAVAGES OF WAR
TOLD BY GARLAND

f. r. Hamilton of the Royal
Pharmacy is showing around tC
friends a very interesting letter he
Fas just received from Everett c,
Garland, who for several years was
salesman and the decorator CT
the store of f. l.. Washburn Co.
Mr.. Garland is in business at HI;
old home in Oakdale, Iowa, ma
after telling Of the climate of THIS
city from which he derived great
benefits he then writes interest
lngIy of the male scarcity of his
town. He says Iowa did her share
IN the great world war, and the
little town of Oakdale was right in
the front ranks. The census shows
that there are about 200 Girls more
than boys, and the girls lay Il e
blame to the war, saying some of
their sweethearts never returned.
remaining over in Europe, while
others died on the battlefields and
were buried In foreign soil. ut s
sad story" says Mr. Garland, but
the facts remain true"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-04-14

Casey Jones got a job in heaven;
Casey Jones was doing mighty
fine
Casey Jones went scabbing on the
angels
Just like he did to workers on the
5. p. line.
THE angels got together, and they
said it wasn't fair,
For Casey Jones to go around
assembling everywhere.
The angels union No. 20, they
sure were there,
And they promptly fired Casey
down the golden stair.
Casey Jones went to hell a-fly'ng
Casey Jones, the devil said, oh
fine
"Casey Jones, get busy shoveling
sulphur
That's what you get for scab-
bling on the S p. line"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-04-14
OLD RESIDENT GIVEN
UP BY PHYSICIANS

"Given up by five doctors, my
only hope an operation. l rebelle L
on cutting me open. as l am rs
years old. A neighbor advised try.
ing Mayr's Wonderful Remedy for.
stomach trouble. I got relief right
away. l had not eaten for 10 days.
and was as yellow as a gold piece.
I could have lived only a few days
but for this medicine" 1t is a sim
pie, harmless preparation that re-
moves the catarrhal mucus from
the intestinal tract and allays the
inflammation which causes practic-
ally all stomach. liver and intes-
final ailments. including Appendix
citis One dose will convince or
money refunded,
Briggs Pharmacy and druggists
everywhere.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-04-14
l0W0EN LEADING IN
ILLINOIS PRIMARY
OVER GENERAL WOOD

icy MORNING JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASED v,sEl
Chicago, April 13.-With $50
out of $500 precincts complete in
Illinois, Lowden had 123.6S5 and
Wood 6S,213 in the presidential
preference primary This ratio,
if continued. would give Lowden a
majority Of 1000 over Wood.
Johnson's total was IS, 5S6. These
votes included both men and wom-
en-, as many election clerks failed
to separate these classes.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-04-14
FOUR MEXICAN STATES
LOYAL TO CARRANZA

FL Paso, Texas, April 13,-The
Mexican consulate here has been
advised officially, 1t was announced
late today, that President Carranza
of Mexico has received kilograms
from the governors of the Mexican
states of Tamaulipas, Sinaloa, ia
lisco and Guanajuato, stating that
they are in full accord with the
central government and that their
states will not secede. re-.
Since the secession of the state Of
Sonora there have been reports OF
other Mexican states joining in the
secession movement.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-04-14
| W. ". SONGS
ARE READ INTO
W0OTTON RECORD
Counsel for Defense Spends
Considerable Time Read
ing "Red" Literature at
Deportation Trial.
sv MORNING JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASED wrSEl

eY MORNING JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASED wiRHl
Tombstone, Ariz April 13.--
Proclamation of the last war in
which the workers of all lands shall
be united against the rich, was
made in alleged l. w. w. literature,
read today to the jury trying Harry
f. Wootton. charged with kid