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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-12-11
port of agricultural products, raw ma
terials and manufactured goods.
-Buv Christmas Seals
OFFICERS TAKE FOUR Is.
ON LIQUOR CHARGES

Merchandising is not confined to
the business houses in Bemidji, judy
ing from the results of vigilance on
the part of the officers Of the law.
Yesterday a man named Graves was
picked up on the street plying his
trade from 1.-THE hip" bottle and a
miniature glass being the tools, ana
the stock in trade some "moonsh1ne'
which a pal of Graves, Pitman, by
name, was making on the outskirts
of town somewhere near the ceme-
terry. Both appeared before Commits
sioner Simons and were bound over
on bail. Graves being set at $500
and Pitman's at $4,000.
This morning another pair appear
ed in the person Of Gust Olson and
Walter Daley, charged with having
liquor in their possession and SELL
ing it. These men were taken from
the cook shack in the rear OF the
Kaplan building. Both were bound
over on $500 bail.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-12-11
LEGISLATURE TO FACE MANY
APPROPRIATION REQUESTS
(Bv United Press)

St. Paul, Dec. 1.-THE Minnesota
legislature, meeting early next
month, will face appropriation re-
quests aggregating millions, and lar
ger than ever before, it was .bellev-
ed today.
Members of the house and senate,J
cognizaht of heavy requests from
state departments, are already con-
sidering heavy cutting of appropr1-
aticns requests and it is likely CON
ferences with department chiefs Will
be called shortly after the session
opens to try to arrange cuts that
will be agreeable to them. Otherwise
many departments are due to disap-
pointment, according to members OF
the house.
Announcement OF appropriations
requests have been coming; thick and
fast this month, and both houses and
senate will be swamped with appro-
priations WORK early in the session.
Every department is seeking larger
amounts and some are asking double
their present appropriation.
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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-12-11
NEW BILLION DOLLAR t..
TRADE PLAN EXPANDS
Corporation Would Plan to Pull
y. S. Foreign Trade
Out of Rut
CIV United Press)

Chicago, Dec. 11-(By Don Cham
berlain)-Formation of Americas
new billion dollar export corporation
to pull the country's foreign trade out
Of the rut in which it has fallen,
moved rapidly today. Farmers, bank
ers and industrial magnates made all
efforts to organize corporation un-
der the Federal Reserve Act and the
Edge laws, by adopting the report of
the resolutions committee, if such a
step can be taken.
The corporation will have an au-
thorized capital of hundred million
and, will be able to expend to the ex-
tent Of billion. The report as given
by Secretary Waldo Newcomer of
Baltimore, declared changes were
most urgent regarding domestic and
foreign trade, especially in the ex-
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-12-11
TELEPHONE COMPANIES TO
BE HEARD NEXT WEEK
(By United Press)

St. Paul, Dec. 11.-Applications of
the Northwestern and Tri-State 1ele-
phone companies, largest operators
Of telephones in Minnesota, for rate
increases amounting to about 30 per
cent, will be heard by the state rail-
road and warehouse commission next
week.
A hearing on the application of the
Northwestern Telephone company is
set for next Wednesday and that of
the Tri-State company for Thursday.
The application Of both companies
call for increases that swell their COT
fers more than $4,000, 0004Annually
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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-12-11
WORLD TRAVELLER WILL
VISIT SOUTHERN SEAS
(By United Press)

Chicago, Dec. 11.-W. D. Boyce
world traveller and publisher OF Chi
cago and Indianapolis, left today for
Vancouver, B. c., on the first leg OF a
$4,000 mile journey to the little
known islands OF the south seas and
to New Zealand.
When he returns next summer he
will have visited every land and Gov
cred more than 100000 miles by wa
ter alone in the last twenty years In
search of adventure and material for
books. Airplanes will be used by the
traveller and his party to reach the
deserts and wilds of Australia which
heretofore have been reached only by
camels.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-12-11

ing letter holders, pen trays and
puzzle boards.
The eighth grade boys are making
taborets and bookracks.
In addition to their regular work
these classes have helped build and
install most of the equipment in the
shops, including two tool cabinets
and drawers for the work benches.
-"KnoW Your Schools
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-12-11
K00RS BROS. WIN FROM
SWIFT AND COMPANY

Koors Bros. won from Swift & Co.
at the Crawford alleys, two games
out Of three. last evening, losing the
first game by. ten pins. Sievert, roll
ing on the Koors team, secured high
score in the three games and also high
average. The lineup was as follows
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-12-11
URGE COUNTRY BANKERS
LI0UlDATE LOANS

Chicago, Dec. 11.-Farmers and
country bankers of the Seventh Fed
eral Reserve district were urged to-
day by the Chicago Federal Reserve
bank to liquidate their loans.
The appeal was directed mostly to
Iowa farmers and it urged the farm
ers to sell their crops to meet debts.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-12-11

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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-12-11
PETERSON OPENS OFFICE
IN BATTLES BUILDING

Erick w. Peterson has opened Of
fees in the Battles block and will
engage in logging, box bolts and tie
cutting MI Peterson has been in
this business for some time with 9TH
err connections but has recently open
ed I'D a business of his own.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-12-11
GRAIN AND HAY
MEATS

Chicago 1l-Poato receipts 40 Market steady
Northern Whites sacked 81 IS $3.50; bulk lao
River Ohos $3.50 $780, Idaho russe sack
ed 81 IS to $1.75
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1920-11-19
kept Her AWAKE
The Terrible Pains i'll Back and
Sides. Cardui Gave Relief.

Marksvilc. La.-Mrs. Alice Johnson,
OF this place. writes; "For one year /
suffered with all awiul misery in my back
and sides. My lc!i side WIS hurting me
all the time. The misery vas something
awful.
lc3"ld moi do anything. oi even sleep
at night. II KEEP: nc awalc most Of the
night :. = took different medicines, but
nothing did me any good OF relieved M
until took Caraui. >.
was moi able 10 do any Of my work
for one year and got worse all the time,
was confined to my bed off ard OH. | got
so bad~wit! my back that whcr stopped
down | was not able 10 siraightcn I'D
again decided would try Cardui
BY time had taken tic entire bottle
Was feeling pretty good and could
SiraiSiten up and ny pains were nearly
all gone.
! shall always praise Cardui. con-
tinucd taking it until was Strong ard
we'll" fyou suffer from pains due TO
female complaints. Cardui may be just
what you need. Thousands OF women
who once suffered in this way now praise
Cardui for their present good health.
uive II trial. NC-l33
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Kcd / lnoded Men and Women
arc Seldom Sick.
WATCH YOUR BLOOD comb.
TlON.
Ii ", Look Pale, Feel Gloomy
an rundown, Take Pepto-
N,argan and Build Tn.

YOU seq men and women who are
robust, eat heartily and eniov life,
Inc. rhey have plenty of rich, red blood
mat is why obey are never III
PEOPLE who try to get along with
weak, impoverished blood alwovs
nave struggle. They go from ono
sickness to another. Children tho
same way. '''e
II you keep your blood rick and
red you'll enjoy full vigor. Disease
mas little chance to develop in healthy
blood. AS soon as you feel run-down
VIII feed your blood with the in
gradients needed to creaoe gaod
supply of red corpuscles.
repto.. Mangan is sold in liuid and
prefer. They are alike in medicinal
value; But be sure you get the ren"l
me me, Pepto Mangan-"G Guides" The
i ih name, Guides Pepto- Mangan,S
tisement.
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LESSON IN ARITHMETIC.

Arithmetic, according to the aver
age small boy, was simply invented
in order to give teachers good ex-
cusc for Furnishing their unhappy
pupils. And, certainly, little Tommy
Smith found it the unpleasant fea-
turc of his young life.
Nov, Tommy Smith," said the
school teacher one morning, durin;,
the usual hour of torture, what is
The half Of eight"
(which way, teacher?" asked the
youngstcr cautiously.
(which way" replied the astonish-
cd lady. "What do you mean"
well, on top or sideways, teach
er?" said Tommy.
What difference does that make ?"
"Why," Tommy explained, with a
oitying air, "half off the top of eight
IS nought, but half of it sideways is
three.
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SEED THAT FELL ON STONY
GROUND.
philadelphia Record.)

u.J
The Following letter lust received
by the Record lucidly cxplains one
OF the causes of the recent republic
can landslide:
An argument arose, in which the
question came up whether each Of
England's dominions has Il separate
vote the way the League stands now.
A says that the domnions collective
~ have one vote in the league of ma
tions. b says that each of England's
dominions has n separate vote in the
league of nations. Kindly inform us
which is the correct view.
When he reflect upon the scores
of editorials in which we discussed
that point, and upon the thousands
OF speeches which were made con-
corning it, and on the millions of
words devoted to it in campaign
literature, and learn that it is still
subject of argument, we are we'll
nigh driven. to despair. There is no
escaping the conviction accentuated
by this letter, but driven home pre-
viously by intimate contact with hun
dreds OF voters during the campaign.
Chat the people went to the ballot
Dox without knowing what they were
voting about.
But our correspondent deserves a
polite answer. England and her do
minions have an aggregate of six
votes in the assembly. of the league
OF nations. We would have one. Yet
this gives England no advantage, be-
cause the votes of the assembly up-
on important questions must be I'M
animous, and the United States
could just as well prevent them from
being unanimous by casting one adj
verse vote as they could by casting
SIX, or sixty, or six hundred votes. if
the covenant gave us that many. Ii
England had six million votes in the
assembly, and cast them all for n
pending proposition, and we cast one
against it, that proposition would be
dead. Is there anybody who can't
see it?
We repudiated on November the
ideals for which America stands be-
cause the voters turned deaf ear
to every explanation of the details
OF the effort to carry those ideals in
TO effect, and willing ear to SANDER
Gus and maliciously false represen-
tatlons concerning those details.
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WISE COUNTY LYNCnING.
lLYnchhlrr Nrws.l

Wy NtWS.J
The lynching near Wise, Virginia,
of negro by an Infatuated mob in
the early hours OF last Sunday morn
thoroughly dishcartcning to those
who value the good standing of the
state, and the reputation which il
has long enjoyed for relative free
dom from that sort of lawlcssncss.
The occurrence appears to he es-
pecially regretablc in view of the
fact that the mob's victim had been
lodged in Jail and that he was thus
forcible wrenchcd from the custody
Of the duly constituted authorities
succeeded in breaking down the DOORS
of the prison, and III that way were
enabled to- accomplish their violent
design. Without being familiar with
all of the circumstances surrounding
the mob's SUCCESS, and Judging only
from the facts stated III the news
dispatches, it does seem that IL little
precaution on the part of the iail
authorities might have prevented the
tynching. AS to this, however, il
would not be fair to state definite
opinion or conclusion until all the
III NOllIlcClIOtl WIFI LIc
affair, are known. Suffice it to say
now, that the Wise county mob has
contributed its share towards vindicn
ting adverse criticism of the south in
regard to lynching, as well as com
mitted an offense for which, in the
present state of public opinion in Vir-
gina, justification was obviously and
entirely lacking. This is said in full
view of the horror and enormity of
the crime for which the death penal
ty was lawlessly melted out. As
terrible us was the ncgro's action
rs revolving and as damnablc rs was
his iiendish and unmentionable crime
inflicted upon Il white woman, the
law should have been permitted t.
lake its course. Just us surely AS
these words are written, considering
the proof that was available, the
brute would have been made to en-
dure the death penalty in the cleo
trio chair, rs esult of fair trial in
a Virginia temple of justice. But in
the circumstances, the law has been
ruthlessly robbed of its proper vic
tim and its rightful jurisdiction. and
an example afforded which is I'M
worthy the poisc, the self-control
and the respect for the orderly pro-
cesses of the courts, which we feel
sure abide deep in the heart of Vir-
glnia citizenship.
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1920-11-19
ORDER OF PUBLICATION.

In the Clerks office of the Circuit
Court of the County of TazeweIl
on the 9th day of October, 1920.
Susie E. Dixon, ......... Plaintiff,
against,
James L. Holly, Frank Holly, George
Holly V. l.. Sexton, Trustee, C. Il.
Mustard and III. l. Shot, Defendant
The object Of this suit is to have
sale Of the real estate in the town
Of Graham, Virginia, of. which Ro-
bert Holly and SallieS&Iolly died
seized and possessed, for the pur-
pose of partition of same among the
heirs at law of the said Robert Holly
and Sallie Holly, deceased after tn.
payment of the liens on said real
estate.
And an affidavit having been made
and filed that the defendants James
7. Holly, c. Ii. Mustard and ii. |
Shot, are not residents of the Stat,
Of Virginia, il is ordered that they
do appear within ten DAVIS after due
publication hereof, and do what may
in this suit. And it is further order.
ed that a copy hereof be published
once Il week for four successive
"SS"S III llc Cii1cn Nalley news, q
newspaper published in the county
of Tazewcll, and that copy be post.
ed at the front door of the Court
house of this County on or before
the LIST day of November, 1920, that
being the next succeeding Rule da,
after this order was entered.
a copy-Tcste:
Sexton and Roberts, p. q.
y ii. S. SURFACE, Clerk,
BY S. M. GRAHAM, d. C.
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TO w; z. TERRELL, JOHN r. DII.
LARD and GEORGIA MEET

ginia. "'' Vi VIZ
Take notice that shall, on the 9Th
DAY OIL December, 1920, move the
Circu.t Court of Tazewcll County.
virginia, to have marked released
ana discharged a certain deed of
trust from Georgia Ncel and |. N
Neei, her husband, to j. Il. billiard.
Trustee, dated January 25th, 1905
and Of record in the Clerks Office of
said Court in deed book No. 55. page
no. lS3, the said deed of trust hav-
ing been given to secure w. L. Fer
feii the payment of FOUR HUN
DRED AND NINETY (s49O OO)
DCLLAES. Also vendors lien re-.
served In conveyance made bv the
SAID Georgia Neel and husband To
NJ. j. Ncel, dated March Sth. 1907
and recorded in said Clerks office
IN deed book sixty-one page ain
which vendors lien was retained in
sad decd to secure the above do
scribed debt due to the said w Il
ferreil. This notice is given under
section 2498 of the Code of Virginia
1877, and Acts Amendatory thereto
the undersigned being owner of Ger,
tam real estate effected by the ex-
istence OF said deed Of trust and
vendors lien; The property so effect
ca may be briefly described as fol-
All that certain piece of real es-
tate situate on the north side of
,Greever Avenue in West Graham.
Iazewell County, Virginia, designat,
ed as lot No. Fl in section No. 3 as
shown on plat of lots of West Ora
nam by the West Graham Land md
Improvement Company, of record in
said Clerks office in deed book No
SS, page No. 117."i
j. A. MEET.
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u I 4 /, W NortoIksHBstern
Schedule Effective May 30, 1920.

Schedule Effective May 30, 1920.
Lv. Tazewell for Norton
9:22 Il. m. 2:49 D. m
Lv. Tazcwell for Blue.ield.-
1880 a: N. 7.3O p. m
FROM BLUEFIELD, EASTBCUND
$3.50 a. m. for Roanoke, Norfolk
and point on Shenadoah division
Sleeper and dining car Norfolk. Per
Tor car (Broiler) Roanoke and Ha
gerstown.
7:45 u. m. daily for East Radford
and intermediate stations.
LEO p. m. daily Lynchburg and in.
termediate stations and Shenandoah
Valley. Sleeper Bluefeld to Phila,
delphia, Roanoke and New. York. Din.
ing car.
GIT p. m. for Roanoke, Lynchburg
Richmond, Norfolk. Sleeper to Nor.
folk and Roanoke to Richmond
WESTBOUND.
8.25 p. m. for ..enova, Ports. ..ou.h
Columbus, Cincinnati. Sleeper Colum
bus, and Cincin- iii Cato car te
williamson.
sos n. m. for Kenovah, Portsmouth
Cincinnati, Columbus. Sleeper to Co
lumbus. Cafe car.
1880 p. IN. for Williamson, Ports
mouth and intermediate points.
w. B. Bevill, passenger traffic man
ager; w. c. Saunders, genera. pas
senger agent. Roanoke. We
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1920-11-19
BEGAN TO IMPROVE
RIGHT FROM START
Mrs. Frcmeans Says|TanIac Has
Entirely Relieved Her Of All
Her Troubles.

After all Tanlac has done for me
III sure feel like different woman"
SAID Mrs. III. G. Crcameans, of 2lst
streco and Jefferson Avenue, Hunt
:nGton. w. Va.
Il suffered with indigestion and
stomach trouble for two yeas. NV
appetite left me and even the lirht
foods ate felt like lead in nv sto-
zach ! would bloat up after eating
until could hardly breathe and felt
miserable for hours. Dizzy SMELLS
'ame on and | had such awful head
aches that the pain ncaly drove me
wild. ! was so nervous that / would
'romblc like leaf. | rolled and toss
ca m my bed and never had n rood
nights sleep. | also had rheumatism
III my left side. | lost weight and
wasn't able to do anything about the
house took over one hundred dol
iars worth of medicine and tried nil
Kinds of treatments, but nothing did
me any good until l took Tanlac.
=! had taken but Il few doses of
Ianlac when | began to improve and
my appetite picked up. My strength
returned, gained ten pounds in
weight, and now | can eat inst nnv-
thlng without Il sign of indigestion
az my ailments have Disappeared
| feel as well and strong rs ever
ana. 1t Is simply wonderful what Tan
lac has done for me, and had taken
II sooner ! would have saved myself
world of suffering.
Tanlac is sold in Tazewcll by John
H. =; jackson, in Gaham by Graham
pharmacy, in Pocahontas by Citi-
zens Drug Co., in Richards by Rich
lands Pharmacy and at Bowling r
+. ID. Tazawell by j. S. Puckett.
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RADFORD NORMAL NOTES.

Or: ]. P. Mcconnell and Prof. w.
r. Gilbert are attending the National
1 rural Educational Conference 40
Wnitmeil, Pittsylvania County, Va,
il-l4' DR. Mcconnell delivered an ad-
Dress on The Opportunities that
are now offered in Virginia for the
framing of rural teachers, rural
supervisors, and specialists in Rural
Education" This rural educational
Conference Mt Whitmell is held IN.
der the auspices of the u. S. Bureau
of Education 40 Washington and VA
riouss co operative state agencies
Armistice Day was celebrated Mt
che Normal School on the, evening Of
Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1920-11-19

Nov. 18th. The chief address was
made by d. Smith of Greene Memo
rial church, Roanoke, Va. One of the
interesting features of the Armistice
celebration was the hearty singing
of large number of paoriotic, ma
tional and war songs by the student
body and the citizens.
Miss Annie C. Jet of Roanoke,
Va. has accepted the position of in
structor of voice culture in the Nor
NAL school. This institution gives
much attenoion to al forms of music
and cultural work of this character.
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MAY LIES DREAMS COME
TRUE.

Father, help me to make life's
dreams come true,
In my weakness, for strength,
come unto you;
May list to your voice each mo-
mcnt, each hour
And gather from you all sweetness
and power.
May my dreams III your dreams
Father of Love,
Waited to me from my home FIJI
above,
And may each dream into Il golden
deed grow
With flowers and fruits from the
seeds that you sow.
A. w. j.
Staffordsvillc, Va, Nov 10, 1920.
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DIR. w. a. KING,
Eye Specialist.
OF Bristol, Va.

OI DrIbI0I, va,
VIII he at Jeffersonville Hotel
in Iazeweii Dec. Bird, prepared
10 examine Eyes and prescribe
proper glasses for them. Head
aches, dizziness, nervousness
are caused by eye strain. All
glasses specially prepared. Call
on above date.
HOME OFFICE, 411 IL State,
BRISTOL, VA.
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ARMISTICE NIGHT-l92O. N

New Ork llmeS.)
The cold rain falls on Dun-sur- Mouse
tonight,
My brothers of the Marine, do yor
fare well,
Where by the ford, or some wind
swept height,
You lie among the hamlets where
you Tell?
DO you sleep well these wet Novem-
Der nights,
Where there is never any brush
wood blaze,
To east within the dugout wavering
lights,
And warm the chill of these be-
numbllng days?
Rome gne-sous Montfaucon! The lit
lie towns
That scatter from the Somme to
the Mosellc,
Some silent sentry on their high
backed downs,
Hanks still to every fair white
churches bell
The humble little church of misty
hills,
Set where the white roads cross
with ruined fame,
Where, through the window-gaps with
war-scarred stills,
y battered Christ looks into the
rain.
silent, all silent to the passer-by,
lhosc lonely mounds, or rows of
lie, '"0S
But are they silent to their friends
tonight? 'N'
Can we stand whole before q crack
ling fire
We, who have gone in peace year
and Il year, yea
SINGING and jesting, working again
for hire s"'''
Deaf to the message, thew wo,1d
have us hear?
Not while the red of poppies in tho
wheat, rF'0' III Inc
Not while silver burle on tho
breeze, y" 'he
IT. 'iHcii OF leather in the
Bring us anew in shirt overseas
WINE stars of Alsace light tb..
Vosgcs at night. '"e
AS long as I.orraine's cross sh;no.
in the sun. 'oSs SHINES
"hiie moons on Bar-le-Duc so,d
bomber's light, "' soma
to f"' vo drives down the gray road
so long shall we hear Ill.,.
behind. ''iosc we left
"nu a'' eddying smoke fell like
mountain wrath. 'Ne
anu IN the din, that left 10 doos
We sensed the uttered n,o.
Keep faith" message
10 every man a different r,o..:
falth TO the thing that sot h;
:, at his best, '"' SCI nm,
'''"a and ga above the blood and dirt
''O the rns;, apart. May God forge.
Lest in we forget The months sw;0o
o4 tf;. souls are caught in trivia,
we , ,augh at what we once bsbo,s
=" tb petty na strife we ease our souls
The cold rain falls in r,,s, :,
-, send anew " frahce! All,
The spirit that once aomod !,
IN, and brought. 'u 80 nigh
'"c bra Us s your graves, we babe you
" men Taps blew, blew SO much more
Curtis Wheeler, First Divia;on /,
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GET INTO BUSINESS.

watkins 1877 products sell to every
farmer. If you own auto or team can
give bond, write today for informa-
tion where you can get territory fo,.
selling products of largest institu-
Ton of kind in world. Twenty mil
ION users. j. r. WATKINS CO
Dept. II. Winona, MINI. w.
Nov. ~ ct.
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HABITUAL SALUTATION

GLOW do the people of Kay See
address each other?" asked an ac-
quaintancc who seldom left the old
home town.
"As far as have noticed" repli-
ed Burt Blunt of Pctunia, who acca-
sionally visits the Big Burg, zone
says, Glands up!" and the other re-
plies, Help. help"