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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
Frisco MoOing Day
ReUeals Vet Goods

san Francisco. Calf. Oct ia
great booze cavalcade Of liquors OF
an sortg, from wines 10 whislys has
been moving over the streets Of san
francisco since January 16.
me sLupendOus cargo has not all
been IN one shipment It represents
the migration Of the private stocks
or 5000 h0useholdcrs. lovers Of the
bacchanalian beverages, who have
moved their precious possessions
hlther and yon from day TO DAY. seek
ing the safest storing place.
LllrtT-slE moving vans hurfened
with booze careen through san Fran
clsco's streets every day, the report
OF the prohibition officers shows. For
every gram Of the fiery stuff that
made a longer journey than from the
cellar TO the table the mover has to
nave permit. And the permits have
been many, especially in view Of tho
IacJ that frequent morings are tax
ing place because each time the own
CT gets his private stock carefully
stored away he has become filled with
misgiVings as to its safety. And
hence the wanderlngs OF the hosts OF
John Barleycorn. From cellar 10 cell
lar home TO home and from ware
house TO warehouse the great march
goes on.
Incidentally the prohibition report
shows that 5000 bonded wineries in
the state Of California have secured
permits 20 do business; that is. 20
make wine for non beverage pur-
poses and are merrlly working away.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

n IS a veteran OF the spanish
penalonf A. L. II.
A. The pension bureau states that
a former answer to this question
should have been that the act OF
June ). 1920. provides that any soldier
or sailor who served so days during
the war with spain. the Philippine
Iusurrection OF the China Relief TX
petition, and who was houorably dis
charged, who Is suffering from any
disability not the result OF vicious
habits, Isl entitled TO a pension Of from
fI2 20 $50 per month proportional 20
the degree OF inability TO earn sup
port by manual labor The act also
allows pension TO such soldiers and
sailors on account Of age as follows.
So years, So per MONTH 68 years,
SIS; % years, S24, and IS years, $50.
a. What country raises the most
fehaccof What one uses the moatf
II. W.
A. In addition TO being the leading
tobacco producer Of the world, the
United States IS also the greatest eL-
porter, the greatest importer. and the
greatest consumer Of tobacco India
Isl the second largest producer and
likewise the second largest consumer,
using most OF its own tobacco.
O. Why are the little white soup
A. The department OF agriculture
says that the small white SOUP beans
were called Navy beans because Of
the enormous quantities purchased BY
the navy department for use on ships
q How can the difference be-
tween wood alcohol and grain alcohol
be told By a simple methodf A. j. II.
A. IL burned in an alcohol lamp
wood alcohol VIII burn with yellow
flame, while pure grain alcohol pro-
duces a blue flame
O. Does a certain salary 90 with
certain posts in the consular EerTicef
h II. W.
A The appointment division OF
the state department says that the
fact that a man ig consul general II
London does not give him a specified
salary, as the salary IS given the In
dlViduaI man wherever he may be, In
accordance with his ability and value
10 the service, and is not given In ac-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
Says O'clock CurfeW For Motorists Would End Crime;
al Kinds OF Excuses Are Given By Speed Fiends

OF the Texas legion The outstand-
ing feature OF the day VIII be the
formal presentation OF victory medals
70 all ex-serTice men who have OBJ
tanned their medals by that date, and
the presentation viii be made with
appropriate ceremonies In some OF
the larger cities these ceremonies are
70 be elaborate affairs and VIII be
supplemented by parades, picnics and
patriotic exercises Nearly all OF the
ed Tor public addresses on THIS ami
versary OF our great victory"
some OF the excuses given by per
sons who are arresled Tar speeding
and traffic violations are ridiculous.
said L 2. Murden. chief deputy con-
stable "A frequent complaint Is
this. That speed COP has Il In for
me. He does not like me and there
fore he pinches me- In the majority
Of cases IL is given by people who
DO not know the officer and whom
he never has seen before It Is plain
Is unfair and more often than not is
who give II know It is such Another
plea IS that the Epeedometer IS not
working. The law requires that
speedometers shall be kept working
and in good order. Speed cops have
their speedometers tested frequently
and no effort is made to boost the
pace they are going. Many times
they simply deny the statement that
they were speeding. without giving
any excuse beyond the fact that the
cop must be wrong Nearly all Of
them get grouchy when they are
taken before a justice OF the peace.
and yet the same ones would resent
it II other motorists were allowed to
break the traffic rules. The speed
cops are almost always willing 20 eE-
cuse a few miles more than the limit
in oredr TO be certain about their
arras-e IL Is Embarrassing md m
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20


corfalce with the particular uos-
which he occupies
O.. What are the various foods
that should be included in the DIET Of
the averaEe personf n. f. ID.
A. The department Of Agriculture
says that there are five food grouus.
vegetables OF fruits milk, OF cheese.
OF EGGS. or fish, or meat. OF beans-
cereal. such as corn, rice, oats, rye.
wheat syrup, or sugar. fat, such as
butter, oil. oleomarga rine. or drip
pings Something from each Of these
groups should be eaten each day.
q. What title f. given students at
Annapolis before Erndultions j. Nee.
A. The rank G-Eeu student az
Annapolis is liushipmau- Upon
graduation he becomes an Ensign
O. What was the battle Of the
al she Battle Of the Books IS
the title Of famous book hy iona
than Swift. which grew out Of con-
troversy over the comparative merits
OF ancient and modern literature The
dispute began among French scholars.
but was taken up in England SWifl'a
book was burlesque Of the whole
affair.
e. what was the first repubues
A. n. o.
A. The first republic Of which
there IS authentic record was the
Israelitisn CommouWe alth which was
organized after the Jews were led
out OF Egypt Under this form OF
government all people. young and
old. male and female. had a vote
@. Where can ] procure a copy Gf
the National Blze SKY Enwf ID. Fl. s.
A. The federal trade commission
says that there is 10 Federal Blue
SKY law. such law has been pro-
posed, but has not been enacted
Many states have legislation Of this
kind.
question By writing The Herald Inform
ton Bureau. Frederic J Hasail. director.
TTnshlur1c1. %. C. The turclu cannot
give advice On legal medical and findr-
claI natter u does not attempt 90 set-
tie domeEtlc troublaa nor % undertake
exhaustive research on any subject write
vcur Questions plainly and trlefly. Give
fuu name and address and enclose two
cents IN stamps for return rcEtaEs- All
replies are sent direct 90 the ingulr1r.l
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
PROGRESS SHOWN IN WORK
10 ELIMINATE HOOKWORMS

New York. Oct. 20-The Interna-
tional health board OF the Rookie
teller foundation last night made
public the third instrument Of its an
nual report dealing with its efforts
during 1913 TO control hookworm dis
ease and malaria
Progress was reported IN the work
Of combating hoozworm in u south
ern states, the far east West hides.
Central America and Brazil
Eucourag cement was also obtained
In reports on work for control Of ma
laria BY preventing mosquitoes breed
ing in four Arkansas towns.
The reports said that cooperative
work in malaria control was pro-
posed for forty days, with an aEgre-
cate population Of 1880. in Ala
nama. Louisiana. EIississlppi. North
Carolina, South Carolina, Texas. and
TirEinia.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
Short SnHtcheS
From EUe7yzCherg

Henry Ford started something
without using a cranl--Toledo Blade.
Soap box orators ought TO be able
20 preach a little cleaner doctrine
than they do.-Burlington News.
Hanged 81 we amt in doubt about
AlacSWiney- Is he training FOR a
prize fight or a funeral Houston
Post
A spendthrift IS a man who buys
campaign records for the family talk
Ing machine.-Jackson (Fla.D
Metropolis.
The Wife Sex didn't win the flag
this year, but they still have plenty
Of penance staring them in the face.
Dayton News.
If Irving Berlin would only set II
TO music, doubtless a lot Of US would
get better acquainted with Article X.
Buffalo Express
Well let us cheerfully remember
how many centuries mankind got
along without any houses at all
Boston Transcript.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20

Ing a big. fuzzy. black bear IN the
swing beside Nurse Jane
Get away from harei How dare
you come up on my porch and sit in
the swing with Nurse Jane" cried the
1unny rabbit. and down came his
crutch on the bears soft and tender
nose.
~Oh. III go awayl III be good
cried the bear, and Off he ran, bans-
inE the screen door after him
wasn't that you IN the swing With
mel' asked Nurse Jane. when Uncle
WiEgily sat down beside her
40, indeedI answered che bunny
The bear sneaked IN when ] was
away I saw him as came back, and
Whacked him with my crutcA
"Oh, the very idear cried Nurse
rlne. I'm glad you came back. Wis
giei That bear might have squeezed
me something terrible."
Then the bunny and Miss Fuzzy
Wuzzy had a nice swing, and it tire
bicycle doesn't run away with the
baby carriage. so there's no quiet
place for the gold fish 70 go % sleep.
III ten you next about Ulcle WiggiIy
and Sammie's lunch.-Copyrlgh 1920,
by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20

CRICKET HICKS was mingling in
- high railroad circles at Tiezvills
this week, having given the engineer
a match.
The postmaster has been compelled
to drop most Of his other duties this
week and remain on the job regularly,
as Miss Peachie Sims Is looking every
minute for an important letter.
jeff Potloeks is thinking about hav-
ing his cows picture taken, but he says
she is so roguish there IS not any pic
ture frame that viii hold her unless
she wears q yoke.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
Il Years Ago Today
o. - 20.

THE FL EAcD trade elllf 8 Qllla IS
after q hours IN Blsbea. reached
Douglas. the smelter city. this
afternoon and got a big reception
MAYOR Adamson and the entire busi-
ness population Of the city was at
The train and Immediately took the
visitors in two Tor visits 20 the public
schools. the handsome Y III C. A
and greatest OF all. the shelters that
have made Douglas famous At mid
night the train leaves for Fl Pas0.
having completed one OF the most
successful boosting tours in the his
tory Of the Pass city.
Mrs S. u. Larkin entertained sew
5ral Of the women whose husbands
a delightful siE-course dinner. Those
present were Lesdames 7 A. Shedd.
D. T. White. W IL Bryan aud Clal-
borne Adams.
AIRS. Joseph i. Williams entertained
az luncheon complin1e utarT TO Miss
Adele Fewe1 ana her bridesmaids.
The guests present were Hiss Adele
FeweL MS Waters Davis. Airs. J II
Russell, Mrs j. T. Neff. Miss Alice
Davis, Miss Josephine MARI, Miss
Anne kemp. Hiss Ethel Walz and
lliss Clara Davis
The Fl Paso Athletics. a local foot
ban team. LETT FOR Las Cruces to meet
the football team OF the A. & II.
college at Lesilla Park. y. g. Stroud
is coaching the team and accompanied
the crowd 10 lIesilla Park Others
VINO went along were Bate, CraW-
1ord, Sergeant, Baird and Lee Davis.
Johnny Dougher, policeman at the
Union station, has taken a layoff OF
e month and has gone 10 Los Angeles
where ne VIII be married the 29th OF
October.
Miss Leigh White has returned
from a trip 70 east Texas.
lrs- = S. kim returned yesterday
from a trip 70 Chicago. She also at
tended the convention OF the ". c.
A. + q Milwaukee,, being a delegate
from St 1Iary's court, 10. 6E6.
Alderman ]. T.. Grant leaves for
Cleveland o.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
Bedtime Stories For The LittLg Ones
UNCLE WIGGuTS PORCH SWING
By HOWARD r. CARS.

steps. The porch screen door banged
and then al a. once Nurse Jane heard
g voice crying.
"0h, hol You VIII. wiz you1 Take
that And thatl And this other one-
And then sounded the noise o. Whacizs
and blows
"stopf stopr7 cried the furry. fuzzy
figure in the porch swing with Nurse
Jane. stop hlrriuE me-'
yes. stop hitting Uncle WiggllT.
whoever you arer' cried Nurse Jane
Let Uncle WigEily enjoy his porch
swing with me-
sBauEi WhackI Crack something
kept hitting the porch swing. Nurse
Jane jumped out and Just then The
moon came from behind the clouds
and the muskrat lady saw a Strange
sight
with his red. white and blue striped
rheumatism crutch, Uncle wisely
was hammerinE. banging and whacE-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
Pots Ard KettLes

THERE change EARTH Old customs with Us nger; the pot
SIN calls kettle black, points Of
course vro1g or pots can DO pointing but let the Pusts
avaunng a1ointing But
indignation II all the PTofng high humble grocer
payment
should
buy few molasses and then his price
eaveri he bought capsules
nov he 1T shame the
10y down. sinful games he soaked and he
butcher to buy pound Of mutton;
this meat nan guoni hy father sheep frag
confound
the pots would be in jail If public wrongs rghted
Copyright by George 1latthev Adams WALT MASON .
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
AMERICAN COMPOSERS WORK
Will FEATURE NAY FESTIVAL

Cincinnati. Ohio. Oct 20.-Clnciu-
natrs Nav music festival VIII be
dropped IN 1929, and attention VIII b4
directed 10 the celebration OF the las-
tlrars 50th anniversary in 1873.
Starting in 1873. the Cincinnati
May festivals have been held every
alternating years. with the exception
OF the period during which Music
han was building. which caused a
shifting Of the biennial concerts from
the odd 20 the even year
A new choral work By en- Amsrle.ll
composer VIII be a feature Of the
event IN 1898, &c IS announced
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
MAN ASKS DIVORCE BECAUSE
WIFE SELDOM TAXES BAH

BeIlefontaine. Ohio. Oct. 20.-Wat-
son Gross wants a divorce
he says. says he. IN his petition.
thar Airs. Evelyn Gross. now resid-
ing IN Springfield. took only two
baths during the fist five months
OF their married life. They then lived
on a farm near Quincy.
Among other allegations as cited
by the husband as 70 why he should
be given a divorce are that his wife
remained in bed until 9 in the morn
Ing, never made her own bed. and
only combed her hair once a week.
He could stand all this, he says, but
then. she also used bad language
He wants this wife person TO be
given back her maiden name.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20

A 9 o'clock curfew law for motor
n lists should be adopted" said W..
-. MaTLeld- IF motorists were
forced 20 be OF the streets By g
O'Clock. or perhaps an hour later. e1-
ceptlnE business men and physicians
much Of the boOtleEging and robbery
here would stop I favor a curleW
law for motorists which VIII make
them get of the streets at night. We
have a curfeW law for our children
Why not Tor motorists. Physicians
and business men could get an eN-
emption 20 the ruling. Families and
joyriders are usually through with
the{r riding by O'Clock and II there
were such a law bootleEEers and rob-
bers, who perpetrate their crimes and
escape in automobiles, would be stop
ped The man who was found on the
streets with a car after curfeW hour
could be taken TO police headquar-
tiers and IL he could furnish a reason
able excuse for being out could be
released If he had no excuse he
should be locked mp
when sufficient time has elapsed
to give definite assurance that peace
viii continue in Mexico, I look for
an exodus Of families TO that country
from FL Paso and the southwest"
said J. y Fraser. in charge OF the
city employment bureau las a mat
ter Of fact, the movement already has
begun maizing the problem OF sup
plying household help difficult. While
many OF those leaving have suffered
extreme poverty In this country.
many children have been given edu-
cational opportunities that they 9TH
erwise could not have had. and the
adults have had experiences which
viii be valuable TO Mexico at this
>
Celebration Of Armistics day by
American legion posts viii outshine
all other undertakings Of the posts"
said Rev. r. ]. Ledwlg. state chaplain
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
MAN KILLED AT RAY. ARIZONA
WHEN MOTOR CAR ONERTURNS

Ray, Ariz., Oct. 90. - A man in
whose pocket was found a registra-
tion card bearing the name OF Herbert
Noble ToutzeE Napa, Calf, was
killed eight miles northwest OF here
yesterday when the automobile he
was driving overturned, pinning him
underneath it. His Napa address was
given at II A street.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20

MRS. LIB HANGER has written a
w pustal card Z Gov'nor Cox askin'
him If her boy kin be sent E Hatties-
burg again under Article 10. Nothin'
makes a campaign orato- as mad as t
have a woman wearin' ear puffs ask
him somethin' he's Jest got thro' ex-
plainin'.
Copyright. National Newspaper Service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20

pleasant 20 them 90 have 10 quarrel
or 10 be called liars in court IL the
motorist viii remember that he or
she is dealing with human beings
and try 20 be courteous under the
circumstances, It viii more often
work 10 their advantage. II motorist
stands a bigger chance OF talking
the COP out Of it. u he b polite and
courteous than he does if he gets
hard boiled"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20


SHE'D ORDERED Holsters.
BOILED AND cracked
TO BE sent around
Arss m
FOR A sewing bee.
THAT WAS to meet
ALONG ABOUT one.
AND AT a m
THE BUzzER rang.
AND I yelled down.
AND A boy yelled up.
AND THE Holsters came
AND WE broke the string
THAT TIED them up.
AND OPENED the paper
AND THEY were green
AND QUITE alive
AND STILL intact.
AND ! wrapped them Up
AND GOT my hat.
AND HURRIED away.
TO THE fishman's place
AND THE paper was danny.
IN WHICH they were
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
PGtter And Chatter
BY S. z. KIsER-
Our Heroes of the Mud.

n be
IN
nes
nd onh a clofh arec o he Is siua
THE and n a embrace,
TEe knocks and upon
luellesE a
the
a
a
Oh,
believe asked
she replied II he is that kind Of a
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20

With five different colleges asking
IT her services, DR.. Caroline Croas-
dale. a Philadelphia doctor and one OF
the most active in the campaign for
funds for the Womeu's Medical col
lege. is now engaged in establishing
a school OF hygiene at the Woman's
college at Albany. n y During the
war DR.. Croasdale travelled all over
the world IN connection with the ed
ucatioual work OF the commission on
training camp activities.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
RAY ELECTRIC COMPANY
SEEKS RAISE N RATES

Phoenix. Aril-. Oct 2Q.-lPer emission
20 establish a special power rate was
sought By the Ray Electric and Tele-
phone company in a hearing before
the Arizona corporation commission
yesterday. If the rate were allowed,
10 vas said, the result would be an
increase OF three-1ourths OF a cent
per ziIowatt hour no protest against
the proposed rate was made hcfore the
commission The application was
taken under advisement
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
YE TOWNE GOSSIP
ByK b

Patent Ofneal
AND A claw came through
AND THEN another.
AND IN my excitement
THE PACKAGE dropped
AND THE string came loose.
AND SMALL boys came.
AND LITTLE girls.
AND GATHERED about
AND SURROUNDED me.
AND ADULTS came.
AND THERE I was.
WITH THREE live Holsters
on A city street
AND WITH the aid
OF A couple Of sticks
AND THE shrin voiced mob.
WE GATHERED them up.
IN SOME old newspapers.
AND AFTER that
WE had a parade.
THE LOBsTERs and I.
AND THE swarm Of kids.
RIGHT Up TO the door.
Or THE fishman's shop.
AND ALL the time.
ONE LARGE tough boy.
KEPT CRYING out
CHE DROPPED his Holsters
AND ANOTHER boy cried
@HE EATS EN- aiivsr
AND. ANYWAY.
GOT some red ones
AND WENT back home.
THANK you
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
The Texas Increase

THAT the population Of Texas increased only 1876 percent
during the past ten years against than II per-
cent during the ten years preceding is for worry
The increase up the time Of the normal Along
with the came drouth. During people do not
migrate much and It Is mgTatons that Texas depends
for largely increased population
West Texas got larger percent of increase than east
Texas which is gratifying to FL Paso. But all Of Texas
got substantial increase enough to keep optimistic
progressive and TO keep industry and active
Quality rather than quantity is the important thing any
way
Mexico isn't the same; still we ought to recognize her.
favorite candidate for the distinction Of having the
least gumption is the bgamist.
It is getting 50 everything has to be fool proof.
There IS nothing 50 poDetd rs tuiH-and often
nothing 50 strange.
Daniel webster.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20

and still others Know nc winter at all and don't know when
TO stop making hay FL Paso takes toll from it all and is
dependent than another product. From
this diversity comes stability.
FL Pasos manufactures likewise diversified Every
factory here has been established in direct compliance WITH
demand already existing. Every factory here is making
things needed in ordinary life and not dependent freak
OF caprice or abnormal conditions for market And with
hundred different lines Of manufacture 1t clear that
the cys industries be affected by any regional or
passing disturbance.
This city, being dependent section line Of
industries for its progress and prosperity, has remarkable
record unique among the cities, Of having gone Its way
reocng and unaffected by national regional indus
trial disturbances outside its trade It's snug
way live and pleasure TO work under such conditions
It is vel for remind ourselves Of these things at in
tervas Helps to increase confidence and hence our
driving force
Two weeks from today and trouble VIII all be Over-Or
Just started.
A Galveston man arrested, tried, sentenced, and
jailed IS minutes. That should please the shade Of
Hamlet
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20

Just when We had begun to think the English all
lords OF buffers We discover they coal miners.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20

Cox would get farther by boosting Epworh League
and the Baptist Young Peoples union instead Of the league
If nations
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20

old Kiag q . - meIIy pa s0al ~ %.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20

Two weeks from today and trouble VIII all be Over-O
Just started.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-10-20
The Road Race.

TOWNS can't afford to quarrel Right Phoenix is
peevd at Fl Paso the ground that this city proposed
pass up the Arizona capital IN the next automobile road
race Inasmuch there viii be road this year
there VIII be plenty Of time to get together before the next
race Furthermore the city Of FL Paso had nothing
to do with choice Of route for the proposed race
An explanation Is always due any friend that wants It.
Charles r. Bassett president Of the chamber Of
and Robert H. Rinehar who has long figured in 81 PasOs
automobile races and who knows the people Of Phoenix well
are going that city essares to assure the Phoeni
clans that FL Paso is their friend and that they should be
ours
Tie friendship Of Phoenix is important than a
road race. So let's be friends and forget it.