The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-10-15
Music Study Club Nearing
 Ifs MembershiD Goal

Music Study Club Nearing
 Ifs Membership Goal 6HHE Music Study Club which has ll done so much for cultural prog ress in this city limits its membership to one thousand, and the goal is about reached. Last season was notably brilliant, and this season, which begins with an artist recital at the Jefferson the- atre October 20, promises to be even more brilliant. The attractions will include both vocal and instrumental music-more instrumental than last year. There will be, among other beautiful fea- lures, a sixteen-piece ensemble of strings and wood-wind. The season will close in April with the famous Philharmonic orchestra of New York. As the price of an an- nual ticket is only $5, it is seen that subscribers are getting a great deal for their money. There may be a few membership tickets left, but if so they will be gone by the end of the week.
 The good women who compose the active personnel of the club, labor in 1 season and out of season to make Bir- mingham better city from an educa- tional and a musical point of view, and deserves the hearty cooperation of all lovers of the true and the beaus tiful.
 When we have the long talked of auditorium, with large seating ca- pacity, the. membership will be ex- ended to two or three thousand. And every seat will be taken. | # x * ! A Philadelphia judge says he would make it cause for divorce proceed : ings if wife didn't read newspapers. | We move to amend his statement bv I
 adding other than the society page and the department store advertise ments."
 | The first thought that occurs to Professor Taft when he wakes every morning must be, 1T wonder how War ren stands on the League of Nations l today?-
 A Texas savant has a snake bite remedy containing sixty-five per cent alcohol. If he could just put it on the market, giving rattlesnake with each | and every bottle, his fortune would be made.
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 The expeditions manner in which Honorable Carpenter finished off Hon. 1 orable Levinsky puts him in line to re- ceive punch on the jaw from Honora ble Dempsey.
 Something should be done for the relief of the father of twins who is compelled to take thera down in>'the cellar with him when he goes to poke the furnace. Wholesale arrests of balloon mer- chants in Birmingham for doing busi- ness without license did not mar the festivities of circus day. except for the aforesaid balloon merchants | * * E The intelligence of trained elephants beneath the big top" is sad con- trast to the kind of brains now direct ing the republican party
 
 An Atlanta barber who passed as a major in the United States army and an overseas hero seems to have had an enjoyable time while it lasted.
 ]. a x T Drat these cotton gin burnersi They are giving northern critics another. op- portunity to point to the south as a horrible example"
 F * . Let diamonds stay high as long as they want to. There is more nourish- ment in a handful of peas.
 x :s * Spectacular plays in the recent world series made by baseball stars with for eign names is just another vindication of the melting pot"
 E | . If there is anybody on earth who takes his job more seriously than a cheer leader during a college football game. we've never met him.
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 If women are going to make the bal lot whiter than snow, it's high time