Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-11-15

It's time TO wear
The heavy kind.
You Know Him:
Smith is an overbearins sort Of a euu. ISM
YES" replied Jones. He seems to have an
idea that the way 10 make other people think
you are smart is to talk to them like they wers
fools"
She was petite,
And dainty,
And pink and white
And everything.
And raised my hat
And paid her h compliment.
And do you know what she said:
She said:
"Yu're dam fresh. sint sha!"
just like that!
why don't people attend cabaret shows since
prohibition came in?" asked the Thinker.
because drinking was necessary to personal
comfort" replied the Rounder;
How was that?" asked the Thinker
drinking took a mans mind off the kind oi
entertainment provided" explained the rounder
In the Year 1920
Are they gonna have race tor the Americas
Cup this year," asked the First Man.
YES" replied the Second Man. THE Linton
estate is sending over the Shamrock XXXvIiI to
try to capture the trophy"
Changed
He used to roam.
Did Mr.. Roam:
Now he stays home
And brsws his own.
Is That So!
Wilmington News-Journal.i
Luke McLuke has found ]. Fite. who lives in
Baltimore, Nd, and we suppose he's In favor oil
Article Y.
Valuable Information.
This reminds us that the writer of the above
paragraph. Dusty Miller. editor OF the Whining
ton News-Journal, went TO Chicago for three
days last week. IL we didn't know that Dusty
the father of two bright urchins we could have
slipped him the information that you can get 1,
Just as cheap In Cincinnati as you can in Chicago
We Bump EN- Every Day, Don't Wei
Dear Luke: l enjoy your column more than
anything else read in the Birmingham news
papers. But why don't you knock the men ones
in q while? They need t.-.South Highland
Birmingham, Ala.
That country girl sure is sight.
She is a rube. ween:
And, while know that she Is white,
] see that she Is green.
A city girl l know is blue,
I've heard II often said
And yet know that this Is true:
She surely is we'll read.
Hastings (Neb.) Tribune.
Bang!
Adam Breede, the editor OF the Hastings
(Neb.) Tribune, wrote the little rhyme above
and we just happen to recall the fact that Adam
some days ago asked us to lend him DIVING
suit. lie said he wanted to open q bottle oi
home brew and wasn't taking any chances
Well, Well!
Maybe Jimmy didn't know it, but the cam
paign manager for James NJ. Cox in Smith Coun'
ty, Tennessee. was James NJ Cox.
Poor Old Schopenhauer!
1t good thing that Schopenhauer wasnt
Essay Woman he refers to our newest vote,
"the natural enemy of man." and announce.
that she is the breaker and subduer of mans
will power
Luke's Case.
There's luke McLuke, funny gus.
Whose heart is sad because lands dry;
You cannot lose IL you will bet
That Luke stays sad until it's wet.
Canton (ohio) News.
While prohibition makes no hit,
Just bet that Luke's not sad bit;
Though this whole land may be quite dry,
Just bet that Luke is getting by.
Our Daily Special
One OF The Most Uncommon Things In th'
World Is Common Courtesy.
Luke McLuke Says
Another Damli: Once upon a time there wa
Delegate who didn't act like he was the who'll
Convention.
We know lot Of homes in which the Husband
gets the Steak and the Wife gets the Bones.
A philosopher is man who has sense enough
to realize that nobody is interested in his hard