El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

] L stride They're not only showing
speed and form, but all kinds Of
class. Today's answers were the best
vet short and suzppy. most OF them
right 10 the point. and all OF EN-
worth printing. It was hard work
| picking out the best and II Blos
[ Dudley was only on VACATION We q
I have printed them al by the Wdss
/ though this column usually keeps out
Of politics, Il indorses heartily M.
! Dudley's candidacy for president on
the Ouiia ticket. and has pledged MN
the entire vote Of the contributors
I Every DAY the time is getting shorter
for the answer to the question can
a Woman Keep Secret. Ausn IN
woman Hater-Teu one ana the
neighborhood knows It IN half an
Ca Carmansua-You said It. happen
to be the secret box, and every one
ij Pop o. OuIja-Not a chance. They
are human victrolas and walking ad-
Z Vertisemeuts
Pan-'Impossi
Petit you want something kept,
tell It to a woman. If you want
/ something told. tell Il 70 a man
Ted Kan. Ine.-Klssed lips tell no
sunny Jim-Ths only Thing they
can keep secret Is their age and the
Emma-Impossible. We aren't born
I J. Ed P-The only secret a fran
+ can keep IS her age and even that
I she drops
disappointed 1Iike-The woman Of
I today viii take everything you have
and then brag about It.
Durling-Sure they can kept one
overnight once.
Prineess NIafoIka-A woman can
keep nothing but her nerve and her
Musical Pat-I know one that kept
the most wonderful secret for two
years. and she's a brunei at that
office Boy-If you must keep a
secret. don't tell It to a gum chew
ing slenO grapher-
Spicy Quartef-We can as well as
many men We know because we've
kept q lot Just try US
Sweet SiUteen-If we can not keen
secrets why do men tell Us them2
Aleelzthander-How conner It can't
be did
Third RaiI-Tes, when they're
asleep They can all shake hands
with the parrot
One Who Knows-Of course. Wonl-
en- can talk all day and not say
anything, but when man opens his
mouth he lets the cat out OF the bag
DOtty-Mebbe not. but men needn't
hang medals. I'm a telephone opera
tor.
Cracker Jaek-They can't; and If
you tell them anything they exagger-
E. PIurIbus Onion-That question
makes me laugh They keep a secret
as wen as they keep their money,
husbands and hats.
silent sylvia-Yes, Stree. We stiu
have our cellar full That proves IL
mrIn ~
Ruth-Ialk about the Womeni Some
men are worse than all the gossips
put together.
Dizzy Dumbene-Leavs It to tie
men to spill the beans.
Limfted-Surs she can. I've kent
some for years and still have to keep
them
AIargie-A woman can keep two
secrets-her age and the size shoe
Victor RoIIa-It IS impossible. She
fln Only keep her age and her money
ter than men can
Mike-Only II she is dumb.
YET they are locked in a cage
ana cant see any one.
1Ht Division Vet.-The only thing
sne can keep Is q man from getting
Flen. Give me the Frenchies. Vote
Tor Cox and cognac-
real girl
Clay ". YadeH-"Can q Woman
Keep Secret2" Well, II she can
that in itself has been kent a nro1
found secret. Some few can't even
keep their age a secret. but remem- /
Del oscar Wilde said: Beware Of a !
woman who tells her age; such a |
woman would tell anything"
A rev more have come in about
D-enqs ana brunets. Here they are;
salFation-It takes a blond TO do /
ne sweet jelly roll. but II takes a /
DIuner 70 put salvation through q |
Independent - We brunets have /
oeen accused OF vamping. we admit /
Yertise' ~ 14-
Not Guilty-Ashes to ashes. dust To |
sausL, snow ne blond anyone car i
go -ArdeeDt A woman keep a secret7
6eWare-l There're only three v-svs
80 ~ us S S5l3eLe news quickly, and they /
woman. u Ten