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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-28

Il have only taken a small quantity
of Vola-Tonic now, but it has done
wonders for me.
For four or five years my nerves
have been out of order and have been
getting worse. My daughters are mu.
sicians and the noise of the music an
noyed me. And noise during the night,
too, would wake me up and usually l
lost three to four hours sleep during
the night.
"Vola-Tonic has improved my nerves
a great deal and has proved to be
such a good medicine that / am glad
to recommend it to others"
This statement from a man of such
prominence fully proves the merits of
Vola-Tonic. If you are feeling weak
and run down, get Vola-Tonic-TO-
DAY.
Vola-Tonic is sold in Richmond by
the five Quigley drug stores, and by
one leading druggist in cities and
towns all over this section.
Advertisement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-28

does not in any way refer to the
Columbia Jester" The Jester" has
its own corps of writer's, and is the
best college paper in America.
THE TIME, YOU WILL RECALL,
is MONEY.
The automobile is a great time.
saver, as it does not take you much
longer to find a place to park it than
it would to walk downtown and then
you have it to go back in, if you can
remember where it was and it hasn't
been stolen.-Ohio State Journal.
If any man really wants to be vice
president, he is patriot and ought to
have the job.
II we ever own a racehorse we are
going to call him Gas Meter and moth
ing will ever beat him.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-28

Oliver P. Morton, on the court house
lawn.
Tag day was observed in an effort to
raise $4,000 to pay off the debt in
CURED by the purchase of a children's
orphans home at Hadley, by the Chill
dren's Home Society of Indiana
Prof. c. W.-Knouff, principal of the
high school administered the paddle to
nine boys for violating the rules of the
school Three of the boys had scatter
ed sneeze-powder in the study room
and caused a general disturbance.
Many Richmond automobilists and
lovers of fast driving left for the
races at the Indianapolis speedway. A
Westcott motor car was entered in the
free for all and was attracting much
local attention
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-28
Vigorous Men
and Women are
in Demand

If your ambition has left you, your
happiness has gone forever unless you
take advantage of A. G. Luken's Clcm
Thistlethwaite's and D. & S. Drug
company's magnificent offer to refund
your money on the first box purchased
If WendelIs Pills, Ambition Brand, do
not put your system in fine condition
and give you the energy and vigor
you have lost.
Be ambitious, be strong, be vigorous.
Bring the ruddy glow of health to your
cheeks and the right sparkle to your
eyes.
Wendell's Pills. Ambition Brand, the
great nerve tonic, are splendid for
that tired feeling, nervous troubles,
headaches, restlessness, trembling,
mental depression, sleeplessness, ner-
vousness Indigestion, and loss of ap-
petite.
You take them with this under
standing that: In two days you will
feel better. In a week you will feel
fine, or after taking one box, if not
benefited. the druggist will refund the
price of the box.
Be sure and get a 60 cent box today
and get out of the rut. Remember
A. G. Luken. Glen Thistlethwaite and
D. & S. Drug Co. and dealers every.
where are authorized to guarantee
them.-Advertisem
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-28
Answers toQuestions

B. M.-Has the Field Museum of
Natural History in Chicago an endow-
ment?-The founding of the institu-
ton was made possible by a gift of
$1,OOO,000 by Marshal Field in 1894,
and on his death in 1906 bequeathed a
further 100000, of which $4,000, 900
was for the erection of a permanent
building. and 100000 for endow-
ment. The sum of $1,200,000 has been
donated by other persons, and there is
an annual income from other sources
than endowment Of about $4,000.
E. A.-What percentage of men
were rejected by local boards in the
draft for tuberculosis THE percent
age varies as to states. In Indiana the
percentage was ESQ., in Arkansas,
22.OO; in Maryland, 0.32.
r. L.-Have appropriations for the
navy increased or decreased each year
in the last 20 years?-There has been
a vast increase over the period. In
1900, the appropriations was $50, loss,
SAT, and in 1919, it was $1,573,3S4 ,061
The appropriations annually have var
led as to the program of the navy fol-
the forthcoming year.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-28

If everybody in America were to carry
around $28 it would represent a sum greater
than all the gold in the land. It would more
than equal half the total currency in circulation
in the United States.
Expressed thus, the crime of withdrawing
money uselessly from banking and business
channels by carrying unnecessarily large
amounts in the pockets becomes clear day.
Therefore, don't do it.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-28

the American tourist. Why, in one of
cur museums we have the lead pencil
that Noah used to check off the ami
mails as they came out of the ark"
Augustine Birrell some time ago,
while travelling in a third-class railway
carriage in the north of England, sat
down hurriedly next to little girl in
shawl and clogs. Happening to glance
at her a moment or two afterward, he
saw that she was regarding him with
no great favor. 1t dawned upon him
that he was sitting on her newspaper.
Here. my DEAR" said Mr.. Birrell, pull
ling the paper from under him and
handing it to her, I'm sorry"
The little girl did not look quite
satisfied, but she said nothing till a
few minutes later the train drew up
at a station. please, SIR she then
inquired, weakly, may l have my
fried fish? 1t was in the paper.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-28
Coed Evening
BY Roy X. Moulton

A CHOICE
I'm not partic-
Ular at all
Who wins Novem-
Ber's race;
/ am not rab-
Id in my choice
For presiden-
Tial place.
Just so it Is
Some person who
Has reasoning
That's sound
And who can keep
Some non-skid feet
Upon the SOL
Id ground.
I do not care
For theories
On lands across
The sea.
I want some pres
Identing done
For my home folks
And me.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-28

We always enjoy reading college
comic publications. We especially en-
joy it when they publish extracts from
this column bodily without credit.
Then, when the extracts are republish.
ed by Judge" with credit to the col
lege publication, we have chance to
enjoy them all over again. So far as
is known. the pleasure is all ours. We
feel in duty bound to say that this
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-28

Householders in Great Britain are
barred from entertaining their moth
ers-in-law, or other guests, longer than
four weeks by an order from the min
iStry of food
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-28
Dinner Stories

THAT book, sir, was once owned by
Cicero" remarked the museum at
tendant
"Pshaw, That's nothing" replied
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-28
Memories Of Old Days
In This Paper Ten Years
Ago Today

The G. AR. encampment voted to
meet in Richmond for the 1911 gather
ing. There was much talk concerning
the erecting of a bronze statue Of
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-28

rallied at Lexington and Concord.
Oh. yes, farmers have done their
part nobly in the building of nations.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-28
One Child Out Of Every Three
Is Underweight, Weak and Puny
from Lack Of Proper Nourishment
Scientists Show How Many Everyday Foods Lose in Preps
ration the Lifegivng Substance Called Ttanines,
Which Must be Supplied to Make Growing
Boys and Girls Strong and Healthy

Alta moment when millions watching with fear and
anxiety the slow growth their children
foremost scientists forward with the positive statement that
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-05-28

Readers may obtain answers to
questions by writing the Palladium
Question and Answer Department.
Questions should be written plainly
and briefly. Answers will be given
briefly.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28
QUIT MEAT WHEN
 KIDNEYS BOTHER - Il n H 4
 
Take a glass of Salts if your Back hurts or Bladder
 troubles you

No man or woman who eats meal regularly can make a mistake by nush- ing the kidneys occasionally, says 3 well-known authority. Meat forms uris acid which excites the kidneys, they become overworked from the strain get sluggish and fail to filter the waste and poisons from the blood. then we get sick. Nearly all rheumatism headaches, liver trouble, nervousness dizziness, sleeplessness and urinary disorders come from sfuggih kidneys
 The moment you feel dull ache in the kidneys or your back hurts or ii the urine is cloudy. offensive. full 'oi sediment. irregular of passage or at- tended by sensation of scalding, stop eating meat and get about four ounces of lad Salts from Apy pharmacy: take . tablespoonful In glass of ~r ter be. fore breakfast and in . few days youI kidneys will act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes an. lemon juice. combined with lithia and has been used for geueSAtions to flush and stimulate tho kidneys. also to nsutralize the acids h urine 70 1t nc longer causes irritation/ thus ending bladder weakness.
 lad Salts is inexpensive and cannot injure; makes a delightful effervescent lithia-water drink which everyone ...houid take now and then to keep the Sxaneys clean and active and the blood
 le, thereby avoiding sArious kidney
 hplications.-Ady.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28

maintaining and strengthening it's schools and colleges. They have justi- fled their existence and all the Sacri- fices made for them in the service they have given to state and church. Some thought only few years ago that the days of the Christian college were numbered. Today there is not Meth odist school. so far as my information goes, that does not report far larger enrolment than in the days previous to the World war. And this is the sit uation with practically all denomina- tional schools. Only recently have come to me reports from well nigh all our Methodist schools. Almost without exception these reports say that stu dents were denied admission beca ise f lack of room. I doubt not that at least 5000 students were turned away from Southern Methodist schools the present session. We must carry through thIs enterprise, or turn from the bigg ,st op- portunity that has come to our church in all it's history.
 RESPONSE OF CONFERENCES
 "Of the annual conferences of our church already held, this programme of the church has been accepted with enthusiasm. To date there has not been one vote in any annual conference as against the enterprise or against acceptance of the amount asked Of any conference. And each conference has been given opportunity to increase the amount of the original askings (basec on s25, 1000. 900 for the entire church) by nearly 40 per cent This has been done by unanimous vote to date.
 The two conferences in Alabama vii have good share of the amount to be raised throughout the church. Bir- mingham Southern college. Athens college and the Woman's college Montgomery, will be benefited. II addition to these sums, small amounts relatively are to go to Flat Rock higf school and Downing industrial school There are few states in the territor, of the Southern Methodist church tha have more at stake in this movemen than has Alabama. It is my confiden expectation that Alabama will do it part in carrying forward to success; the Christian education movement
 Bishop James Cannon, Jr, now . resident of Birmingham, is chairman of the campaign commission that is di recting this latest enterprise of tht Methodists. pr. J. H. Reynolds, presi dent of Hendrix college, is director general of the Christian education movement, and pr. H. N. Snyder, presi- dent of Wofford college. is associate director. These are two of the out standing laymen of the church ant educators well and favorably known throughout the country.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28
THANK OFFERING
 SIMPSON CHURCH

thank offering service will be held this evening at the regular hour at Simpson Methodist church. Tho ladies of the missionary society have prepared an attractive harvest home programme that will include special music and a re- port by Mrs. A. D. Peck oS the annual convention she attended a-t St. Paul, Min- nesota.
 At the al1-day session of the mission ary society at the home of Mrs. Free man Deane the mission study committee conducted an interesting discussion of topics from the book, The Community and the Church. delightful luncheon was served by the hostess preceding the business session of the afternoon. when the following members were present: Mesdames Peck, Searls, Pendle, Steward, Divebiss, Dykes, Morrison. Moncrief. Miller, Thornton, Fleming. Thomas and Sharits.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28

under Emperor Maxiinin GA D. 255)- Sunday: 7;30 mass. Regular communion day for the Holy Name society. Juniox division. Birmingham council 65. also co,nmimorates it's departed members at the same mass. Members of the society receive (holy communion for tho de-. parted members.
 r Monday and Tuesday: At noon, Novers- her devotions for tho Holy souls An- gelus, Exposition. Rosary of the Sacred Heart, de Profundus, Cardinal Newmans prayer for the dead, benediction of the most blassed Sacrament.
 Thursday: 8 D. m. Confession for tho next days devotions
 Friday: First Friday. Devotions in honor of the Sacred Heart 6:30: expo sition, Missa Coram. Sanctissimo. and Miss a Liteny of the Sacred Heart Act of Conservation. benedictions of the most blessed sacrament.
 Saturday: 3 p. m Confessions especial. ly for the married ladies of the parish and for the Altar society.
 Baptism: Sundays at p. m. At any other time by previous arrangement. Only practical Catholics will be allowed to act as sponsors.
 Confirmation: Every two years Time will be announced in church
 Holy Eucharist: Communion will be distributed at all masses and outside the masses when necessary.
 Penance: Confessions. Saturdays. Eyes of Holy Days. Eve Of First Friday from 3 D. m. At any time on request
 Extreme Unction; Sick calls should be made before the patient has lost the ise of reason Funerals should bc in the forenoon with Mass of Requisrn-
 Matrimony: Catholics should be mar rled with Nuptial Mass. Due notices of approaching marriage should be given In order to obtain when necessary. dispen- sation from the Episcopal court
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28
TURK TAXES HIGH
sy Associated Press

New York, November s7.--Turkish tax collectors spare nothang from lev ies except schoolbooks. and the sas- sessmcnts run so higf. that 10 cents a pound Is exacted on all sugar, while a tax of $229 recently was demanded on an automobile that sells for $595 In the United States.
 These unterrified tax collectors have hoisted the rates to such an altitude that the near east relief injected a pro- test, it's headquarters here was in- formed in a letter from one of their workers in Samsoun. Armenia, about 300 miles from Constantinople.
 Liquor, blighted by prohibition since October 1, Is taxed a certain sum per bottle. Irrespective of quality, the let ter said. The time limit for export ing all intoxicants from the country terminates December 1. After that the Renal government will confiscate the balance of stocks.
 For thirty years special taxation mas teen exercised to fill swamp that has caused malaria to blossom and flourish constantly, but the writer said, "these hundreds of thousands of Turkish pounds have filled official pockets while the mash still remains unified" The near east relief has hospital only mile away, and has persistently re- euested that this "plague-spot be re- moved
 pr. K. J. Warden. head of the near east hospital at Marsovan has "per- formed many minor operations to re- move tattoo marks from Armenian girls" continued the letter. These girls are tattooed on the hands, -fore- head. cheekbones. chin and on or be- tween the breasts. Many girls are deeply ashamed of this mark of their slavehood.
 -s ~ sooner or later from the protecting home. as some have done before them, to find their way back to the Turkisn or Kurdish harem which contains their child. One cannot blame them. They ore mothers first and Armenians af- forwards. There is tragedy there, for the Armenian men will never under stand this thing. To them the child Is a Turkish child. To the mother, 1t is her child'
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28
A Miner of Bullets

F. H. Lamiey, an ore specialist, is re- moving lead and coppsr-nickel from the hill back of the target range at Camp Lewis, near Tacoma, Wash. By means of Jig operated by water power. he shakes the heavy metal from the earth which he is excavating. In three months time he expects to get 100 tons of metal valued approximately ct s7O0 a ton. and having cleaned up at Camp Lewis. he will take his apparatus to other camp sites. All of the metal he mines was shot into tho hillside by the boys of Uncle Sam's army two years ago Lam- ley work on a commission basis. First man to mine a target range" says Lam icy of himse'>
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28
SPECIAL SERVICES
 FOR WAR HEROES

Special services will be held at the Fifth Avenue Presbyterian church this morning at Il o'clock in memory of the soldiers from this congregation who were engaged in the World war.
 A beautiful memorial tablet will he un- yelled and presented by Joe c. Hail. The pastor, Dr. J. M. Broadly, will deliver the address of the morning.
 The complete programme. including the music follows:
 Organ prelude. Andante in A flat Raff); anthem, selected; hymn, "The Star-Spangled Banner" first, third and fourth stanzas: offertory, "Oh, Dry Those Tears" presentation of memorial tablet; MT. Joe c. Hail; unveiling of tablet; address. Dr. J. M. Broadly; hymn, America: benediction; organ postlude. Grand Chorus" in A (Dubois).
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28

Dr. F. H. Harrington, superintendent of missions, was at the Union Baptist church at t(Lipscomb Sunday morning and fence, met for the purpose of raising funds for the erection of a new house of worship.
 It was great day for the Baptists of that community. Subscriptions were taken from individual members for the erection of new house of worship. Dr. Farrington pronounced it great giving , and said the work for the day was due to the enthusiastic and consecrated work of the pastor, Rev. S. B. Hughes, who gave $500. There was only one other member who gave 8 larger amount, and | that was c. II. Smith, who gave $l,OW. The pledges are to be paid in the next 1 two years. Together with the amount that tho church has already on hand, and l the subscriptions last Sunday. they have 1 in sight $2O000 and other assets be- tween four and five thousand. The church 1 is planning to erect a beautiful house or l worship on lot about five or six blocks ! toward Birmingham from their present. site The lot Is on high knoll, giving ] tt commanding position for the sur rounding territory.
 ! The membership is enthusiastic and united All departments of the church | are engaging in tho great money raising ] programme, from the Sunbeams up ! through the Baptist Young Peoples union, Sunday school Womans Missionary union ! to the church itself The Junior Baptist Young Peoples union organization from ! Union. last Sunday, won the banner at the district meeting held at o'clock
 at the First Baptist church in Birming-
 ham, and it was due to the pastors en-
 | thusiastic leadership.
 pr. Harrington stated that the new
 l church at Lipsconb is the forerunner or
 a church building programme to be n-o-
 noted by the Baptis churches of thIs dis trict. that will call for large financial
 assets.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28
CATHOLIC

Sunday. November 2s: Purple. first Sun. day of Advent
 Monday, November 20: Purple, Virgil or St. Andrew Commemoration of St. saturninus the Elder. Martyred under the Emperor Maxlmian.
 Tuesday. November eo: Red. St. Andrew Apostle crucified at Patrai in the Pelop- annesus, after. preaching the gospel in Thrace and Scthia. Wednesday. December 1: Purple, office and mass of the Advent season Thursday. December 2: Red. the Holy Virgin and Martyr Biliana Eiogged to death at Rome under the Emperor Julian about the year 363. Friday. December 8: White. St. Francis Xavier dbO0-i652s) died in Island of San Chan. Canton River. China.
 Saturday. December 1: White. St. Peter Chrysologue. archbishop of Ra- venna. confessed doctor of the church
 tdied 4SO; commemoration of the Holy Martyr and Virgin Barbara, put to death
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE

| First Church of christ-Twenty- first street and Eleventh avenue. south. ei- cester LeMont Jackson. first req Ter; services Sunday at II a. m. and SD. ,n. i; subject, Ancient and Modern Necr ,m- . ancy, Alias Mesmerism and Hypnoti ,m, Denounced" Sunday school at s:30 a..
 m. Testimonial meeting Wednesday evening at o'clock. Reading ooms, HI American Trust building: open week days from a. m. to D.. m. All are cordially invited to attend our serv- ices and to avail themselves of the privileges of our reading rooms.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST

TIC services Of the Seventh day bd- ventist church. Seventh avenue and Nineteenth street, north, are held as follows: Sabbath school Satu day morning at 9:30: preaching at e:45; missionary and children's meeting at 2:S0; Y. P. M. v meeting at D. m. Preaching service is also held Sunia night at 7:so. subject. "Joy Comsth in the Morning."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28

You will laugh to sec how quickly yom corn lets go it's grip. how it curls right up and dies so you can lift it off with your fingers. It's folly and nonsense to pare and trim corn trying to ease its pain when "Gets-It' will easily rid yea of it entirely.
 '.e.s-it'' is sold at all drug stores anl costs but trifle. Your money back on re- quest. Mid by k. Lawrence ( C.. Chicago Adv.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28

Among the insect pests most dread cd Is the church bug. which In 1884 caused a loss to the wheat crop of $7s.- 0C0, 900.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28
MUSIC AT THE CHURCHES

INDEPENDENT PRESBYTERIAN.
 Morning Service. Temple Emanu-Et- Organ, '"Andantino" tLemare); "Seyen- fold Amen" tStainer); Hymn No. 103; anthem, He That Shall Endure 70 the End Shall Be Saved" (Mendelssohn); "Choir Response" (Whelpton); nymn No. s6f; offertory anthem, 70 God Our Help in Ages Past" (Spross); "Choir Response (Whelpton); organ Fan fare" (Dubois).
 Evening Service. Lyric Theatre Piano solo, 'Tmpromptu" (SchuberD anthem, Thanks Be to God" (Nan- celssohn); offertory anthem, The Day Is Past And Over' tMarks).
 Choir--Mrs. Edna Gockel-Gussen, di- rector of music; Mrs. J. A. McKen zie, organist; Mrs. E. c. Chandler, soprano; Hrs. Ann Faulkner Wilkinson. contral- to; Mr F. H. McBee, tenor; MT. Leon Cele, bass; Mrs. Eleanor Allen. Mir. Carlton Smith, Miss Ethel Chamb CTS. Mrs. D. l.. Mckay, Miss Mary Kra2ss, Miss Elizabeth Mcclure, Miss Emma McCarthey. MT. Tanner, Mrs. Herman Schoemherr.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28
SALVATION ARMY

Salvation Army services held at 5H Twentieth street, north. opposite the Louisville and Nashville depot. Sun day morning at II o'clock, Holiness meeting; at 2:30 ?. m., Sunday sch pol and at D.. m. salvation meeting. The public is cordially invited to atteai.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-11-28

For every 150 places for domestis servants, the employment agencies h France say there are only 10 servants Avaflable