The Chicago whip. (Chicago, Ill.) 1919-19??, 1920-09-04

N the other day and pushed in the
- screen door of a food emporium
on the Stroll and raised himself on
one OF the wobbly stools to kill the
beans" A gentleman entered, stag
gered up to the counter and wrapped
his legs about the stool next to
Nosey. The waitress gave him a
glass of ice water. He eyed it, felt
il fondly, raised il above his head and
then pressed it to his forehead as if
he was performing some religious.
rite. When he uttered deep sigh OF
satisfaction and it could be seen that
the water in the glass that was cold
Just a minute before was steamng,
Nosey knew that the gentleman was
not a member OF some new water
worshiping" cult but was just an or
binary sufferer from the day after the
night before"
IN the Thirty-ffth street car the
l other night, Nosey was forced
to stand as the rest OF the seats
were occupied Two gentlemen
boarded the car at Thirty-hfth and
State streets and they continued their
conversation after they had entered
the car. One said to the other, DO
you know that they knocked me off
for $4,000 in that game? could not
pass to save my life" | looked
around to see if | could see Brusse-
aux or one of his operatives. |
failed to observe any present, but it
is easy to obtain information if these
gentlemen must air their private"
activities in the public conyeyances.
GONE people seem never to proht
y by experience and Nosey rather
thinks that there is something to
that saying that experience is the
only school that fools can learn in"
All of this because of that young real
estate dealer persisted in going 10 see
the married lady on Calumet avenue
in the thirty-seventh block after she
had advised him not to. Nosey does
not know exactly what happened, but
he did see the gentleman literally
shoot out OF the house in heap much
haste" at 2 in the morning anS-gun
south without taking his car, which
was parked across the street What
ever it was that happened was GER
tainly enough to make the gentleman
forget his hat automobile and one or
two other articles of clothing His
friend came and got the car and
Nosey understands that the hat ct ais
is in the trash can in the alley in the
rear.
T. VERY time Nosey sees a pearl
r, now he scrutinizes it very care
fully as he has had one expert
ence that makes him very particular.
1t was last Tuesday that Nosey told
a lady that il was beautiful pearl
she was wearing and started. She
denied that she had a pearl and main
tanned that she was not wearing one
then. Nosey proceeded to examine
what he thought was a beautiful pearl
and was surprised to find that ii
mashed between his fingers. Then he
knew that it was only one of the per
fectly good beads of "tapioca pud-
ding" secured at one of the restau-
rants.
NOU can never tell from man.
Y appearance what he will do
Nosey saw one of these small
insignificant individuals who was APP
parently being gently led along by
his 200 pound wife who was putting
like the five fifteen She must have
said something the little one did moi
like for he stopped at Thirty-fftl
and State in the middle of the stree
and looked at her, drew back his
manly fist and gave her a half push
and half shove that in effect seemed
TO have an awful kick for the large
lady was deposited in the street and
three ordinary men could not picl