The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-03

Grectingsi For months we've
been trying TO discover why II IL
called the fair" price committee.
Now we've found out A woman
runs a.
Tho fair price committe. wight
FIN a price ON potatoca. II there were
any potatoes
Nothin' knocks enthusiasm
like experience
rittsburK officials say tho city has
SAVED tiS. zoe. 900 BY abohshinK the
smoke evil There's just one thing
about II that interests US. What did
tho city do with tho money II
savedg
Senator Ncwbcrry has been found
guilty. All who believe he will serve
term In prison. please raise their
right hands.
An. we thought %.
Spring having come. the urban
population II about to divide Itself
into two classes. one composed OF
men who set fun out OF maxim. a
garden and men who get fun out OF
men making a garden.
A Good Place 10 Di~
Az soon as they can make arrange
meats they viii have u completely fss
'nedsied into very bssutifui and at
tF.esiv. undertaking essattlshmsni II
~iii sdd much 10 the attraetivens.s Of
the city.--ooals (Fla.p banner
Tho early bird often has 20 spend
some time waiting for the worm.
zone % the greatest benefits of
prohibition reports Old Sport. lbs
that you are not held up Ia the
street any more by somebody bum.
ming The price Of drink"
An the News From Ilicksvilic
HICkSNlLLE. - spring arrived
Saturday afternoon and caused
gtod deal Of controversy. some
claiming II was the end OF bad
weather and others arguing IL meant
wofse weather.
Airs. Mott Ogden. wifi. ~ Mott og
den. proprietor OF IN. American
HOUSE. has worked the name OF the
hotel In red silk on all tho napklnA
and tableciothH Of the hotel and will
do the same TO all sheets and pillow
eases. The old fashIancd oil cloth
splashera over the washs,snds In the
guests rooms have been removed
and whit. Hpiashers OF cotton cloth
put W in their place. The now
splaahrrs are decorated BY handwork
done by Mrs. Ogden. Tn. old splash.
ers were .aalsr to keep clean but
did not look 50 good as the nuw
ones.
The federal government has de
cided not 20 make recount. the
same causing much indignation
among our cstireuN
Chester Hopcweii reports tho hiEh
water OF North Fork as doing ne
damage
Crecnb~rry Robinson. who went
10 Seattle TO consult a specialist re-
garding the iameucss In HIS left foot.
did not have to hav. any teeth
pulled or have his appendix cut out
AZ he expected. but had soft corn
removed
Mace McIartin began several
weeks ago TO take up the fad Of
sleeping with IN. bedroom window
open and soon thereafter got an at
tack of rheumatism. He claims. how.
ever. the rheumatism Rna caused
by getting up In the morning to
shut the window down. Therefore
he has begun work on oontriv.
ance by which the window can he
put down without the trouble OF
getting up in the cold.
No signs here Of n lowering Of the
high cost OF living. Fresh eggs stili
sell at % cents a dozen.
A Fine lot ~ Friends
Friends % Tony Ps,ocf viii rsrrs, 20
learn that he IL recovering slowly from
a severe hurn. which no resolved last
Monday st Cloud Nina Journal
That's all right about tho Green
Lake woman who calls her husband
'Ouija' because he always rays just
what she wants him to-" postcards
20. c. hut n woman I'm our burg
calls her husband 'ouIja' because he
never tells her anything she doesn't
already know"
But. as the Chlnaman remarked.
Il haven't got a woodward. but run