Deming graphic. (Deming, N.M.) 1903-1948, 1920-09-14

New York City. They are made in Ger
many from English STYLES. II Is Saiu
that Germany intends to cnd q large
number of them to this country. Cen
tlemen wearing these suits while sinoe-
Ing should be- careful not to drop light
ed matches or else the suit VIII vanish
IN n iiffy and you will have to 90 hone
wrapped In thought.
The Doctors M Fort Hnyard are
rood nj diagnosis. hut wher Il comes
10 making arrested cases. the SherlIl
has got them skun II mile. lie can ar
res, case any old time and IL the ease
Is a little too active he doesn't put MIA
To bed and give him an egmog, oh no.
He pulls out n copy Of Colts famous
treatise on How to ventilatc the hu-
man form" Then II the ease continues
10 lc too active. the Sheriff lets enough
cavities into his lobeS and other
,lnccs. To insure total permanent dis
ability without any further neeh Tor
compensation or treatment.
| have JUST returned from Washing
ION. where have been mt the archives
making researches inc the original
documentary sources of American His
tory. find that the famous story oil
George washington and his refusal Ia
tell lie Is not historically accurate
and that the genuine facts of the inci-
don't have been olscurcd and perverted
hy legend. The real facts are rs Tot
lows:
George Washingtnn's father had
hnrrcl of tar IN the woodshed' WIN
which he had been painting the FOWL
hou.c to keen ont the damp. He told
Iittlr George distinctly not to 20 near
thc t,r barrel. one sunday when ~
flo George get tired of reading the bl-
lle and lacking over the family album
ne went uut into the garden to sIret'h
his legs. Presently he found hlln''ii
r,.,r the wood she'd and through the
half omen door he could see the TAR
rorrcl stolen fruits taste sweetest
and That tar barrel had q fascination
r,r ,it,lr George that II would not have
hod If his father had not forbidden nm
| IN 90 near II. surely Thought George
OF, will do no harm to 90 and look at
IT. won't have to touch IT. >" he
won't over and looked mt the tar. Ana
,,or bc felt an ovcrpowcriug curiosity
=, know whether that tar was S"''u
mp linuid lie could see no ripples wi
i,s shiny black Surfccc. surely, ne
thought again, lit won't hurt h"oouF
ar nothing IL Just touch II win my
c,,n" So he touched it with his cane
and found that 81 interesting that he
yot enthusiastic ana started SURFING
tor around. Then the cane slippeu
from his grasp and fell int" the TAR
and began slowly sinking. George was
frantic to see his brand new cane
which his uncle gave him, gradually
disappearing from sight. without
,topping to think Of anything else III
,roccad over box, stood on top oil IL
and reached down To ret the cane hu'
alas ne had To reach 80 far that he lost
Ihis balance and fell in. When ne
finnlly climbed out Of that barrel ne
l,ol,od like one of the three httle INK!
man IN the nursery ryme. He started
70 90 toward the house, accompanied
Ihv several pounds of tar when was
,linring affectiOnately to ms person
ON his way he met his father "hen
: Mr. Washington had Identified him' 1T
, ,oid "George. YOU have been at the hi
I barrel" Georges first impulse was 1t
: say NO father, have been III par
r Ior all the time learning my SUNDAY
= .,.hool lessons" But then he though
: - his mother and the prayers he nat
i lisned nj her knee. Pulling hiihsen !"
n ,,o,hor inst rs he was about to plung
u into the abyss, lie Silu s'cri'''
> ,hee hehind me Satan. Father can
G NOT tell n lie. did 60 near the TAR
g Ills fother replied. "Near it. l. shoni
l. ,olly well say you did go near It, How
: over nv boy. would rather you ie'
n IN fifty barrels Of tar and spoil I'l'
J. poirs Of sunday breeches than tell on
: lie"
Il What a brave boy. What nom
boy. Little children pattern yourseNe
le after little George Washington III
II when YOU know youll be found OF
anyway, own up, tell the tru'h IL"
Z. shame the Devil.
- Mountain Breeze.