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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09
PAVING PRICES.

The prices required for street paving at present
are prohibitive riding to decisions of officials
of Santa Fe and of Carlsbad. AT both places paving
will be deferred. The fact that the patent for the
generally used Warren bithulitic process enpired
May has not caused keen competition in paving,
though royalty is no longer collected or monopoly
continued In California contractors using the
Warren process but taking precaution to have
guarantee by municipalities against any penalty
that may be secured for of the Warren formula,
gut for the advanced cost of material the expira-
t ION of the patent should cause cheap paying New
Mexico will finally be gr Eat gamer by termination
OF the monopoly. ...
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09
Upton TIPS

We are trying to decide whether the boss
is luny. lunny loony.
D. o q o
II that Texas minister succeeds in barring
damn from the English language it will
simply put sorne of us in the ,posiion of say
ing: Il am at loss for words to express"
. o o o
Will they? Well say they will: will all
my Sunday school class be present next Sun
day? 1t is picnic time and we are planning
day off. Ada varney. teacher"
q @ o o
We've got some lodge brothers who have
not missed meeting in ten years--when we !
met to eat oysters,
Mrs Bancraft of Chicago says her hus-
band is SO near he would take, candy from
baby.
But Mrs Bancroft. he is at least gen
tleman' burglar. He doesn't 90 in for cheap
haus.
The one big objection to a newspaper con-
troversy as We see it at the present time, is
that the editors are the only ones the staff
who get to express the feelin's right out in
public
Carranza's press bureau, as we understand
it, finally pressed him out of service
9 = o q
Delegates need a modern Moses to lead
them out of wilderness
Yeh; and therel he a great demand for
good Samaritans to take care of the numerous
candidates who're gonna get robbed" of the
nomination.
F o. y o q
Everybody these days wants to be the main
squeeze nothin'. The vice presidency hasn't
even found within Barllus
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09

It's Just at this time of the year
that we need something taken from
Nature to restore the vital forces.
People get sick because they so
away from Nature, and the only
way to get well is to go back.
Something grows out of the ground
In the form of vegetation to cure
almost every i'll. Some of these
vegetable growths are understood
by man. and some are not. AMI
mails, it would seem. know what to
do when they are sick better than
men and women. Observers have
noted that a sick horse, dog or cat
will stop. eating food and seek out
some vegetable growth in the field
or yard, which, when found and
eaten, often restores appetite and
health. Haven't you seen these, ami.
mails do this very thing yourself?
DIR, Pierce, of Buffalo, n. Y, long
since found herbs and roots pro-
yided by Nature to overcome cons
|stipation, and OF these he selected
70 "
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09
|lNtY HUSBAND
IA , > AND | =,
w. A bv JAIME Phelps ;

his evening. l laughed and chat
ted with Mandy until she rebuRed
me: Thar thar, chilel Don't git
so 'cited Hole still now till |
button your dress!"
But | couldn't hold still. I had
been nowhere, had had no young
companions in 50 long that the
very thought of this dinner party,
where the hostess was but little
older than | was, and where l
should meet other young people,
acted like wine on my spirits,
Mandy put on her hat when the
taxi came and insisted on goins
with me,
"Jes' as tho I'd let you go lone"
she sputtered, when ] told her |
didn't need her. What Marse
sutton say eff Mandy low you to go
all lone to a party?'
She begged to be allowed to also
come for me, and had ! had the
slightest idea when the party
would break up | should have told
her she might. But | satisfied her
when | told her that Mrs. Frank
~ II iiit lIitNlbtu all NECVll lbl lllE,
The guests were all there when |
arrived. Mrs. FRANKLIN praised, me
for coming, and expressed her sor-
row that Clifford could not also
have been present. Then, after in
Producing me to the other guests.
she presented Mr.. Brooke, the
young man who was to take me in
to dinner.
Enter Leonard Brooke.
Leonard Brooke was a handsome
fellow about twenty five years old.
He was tall, slender, but well set
up with clear blue eyes and blond
mar, AS a rule, / don't care for
blond men, but Mr.. Brooke was
very attractive with his clear-cut
features and charming manners.
When he found I was from the
south, he was delighted. He had
many friends and relatives near
my old home, and when. later. we
found that we had several mutual
acquaintance, our pleasure in each
others society was increased.
| was annoying myself immense
ly when | overheard one of the
women say, after a glance, at me:
"She dresses rather welln'
Eyes, hut she doesn't show off
her clothes to advantage. She
could be stunning if she knew how
Her husband, Clifford Hammond
has loads of money"
81 wonder where he is? Rather
unusual for a man to let his wife
go to dinner parties without him
especially. when she's young anC
pretty, don't you think"
THAT depends. on the man.
imagine he has his good times"
Friday-Mildred Is Admired ant
Criticised tf.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09
AS the People View IT.

1.-THE feeble efforts of the Albuauer-
que fire department to extinguish
the flames,
Your paper mentioned. the eff
cient work of the fire dnpartnlent.
In my opinion the fire laddies
could mot be efficient with thet6nIs
tkey have to work with. 1t ought
TO be a lesson TO those in charge
Of the city's welfare TO obtain the
test apparatus possible to ,rotect
The city. The Ilks are always
ready to extend eourtesies to those
lin need, and ii seems that they or
other large property holders should
have better protection.
Boys were allowed in the burn
ing building, whereas, Al Matthews
and Arthur Praeger, two gentle
men who could have done a great
deal, were refused admission by the
night marshal
Wake up Albuquerque and get
the firemen proper machines to
work with.
A BILL"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09
In the Spri1agtirne

Mayapple, leaves of Aloe. root OF
Jalap, and from them made little
white sugar-coated pills. that he
called DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
You must understand thatSwhen
your intestines are stepped up,
poisons and decayed matter are
imprisoned in your system and
these are carried by the blood
through your body. Thus does
your head ache. you get dizzy, you
can't sleep. your skin may break
out, your appetite declines, you get
tired and Respondent AS q mat
ter of fact. you may get sick all
over. Don't you see how useless
all this suffering is? All that is
often needed is dose of castor oil,
or something which is more pleas
ant, few of DR.. Pierce,s Pleasant
Pellets, which he has PLACED in all
drug stores for your, convenience
and health. Try them by all means.
They are, probably the very thing
you need,-right now. nc W
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09
OuSie.

again. Then, as he looked around
the woods he said: Il wonder if l
couldn't make you one"
"One WHAT" asked Susie in sur
prise.
"A bonnet" went on the rabbit
gentleman. wait a moment. =
He hoped off through the woods
and soon he came back with a.
large flower like morning glory.
In another paw Uncle Wiggily car
ried some long streamor3 of ribbon.
grass,
Stand up. Susie" requested
Uncle Wiggily. And when Susie
stood UP Uncle Wiggily put the
flower down over her head Then
he tied the streamers of ribbon
grass under Susie's chin and he put
a bow of ribbon grass on the side
of the flower bonnet, OF course,
I don't say Uncle, Wiggily tied the
best kind OF a double fashionableI
knot; but what do YOU expect =
There. look at yourself, Susie!'s
invited the bunny, as he led the
little rabbit girl to a shiny spring
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09
Wednesday, June ., 1920.

This is not fortunate day, ac-
cording to astrology, the planetary
rule making for unrest and dis
content. Both the Sun and Venus
are strongly adverse.
During this CONFORMATION per-
sons of many sorts of views are
likely to feel that they can per-
form wonders and this tendency
toward egotism is likely greatly to
complicate political problems.
The signs seem to indicate that
both men and women who have
been long popular will suffer from
malice and envy.
Leaders of all classes may be
fourd to be dictatorial under this
planetary government.
Labor has a direction making for
independence and the spirit of
domination.
The Sun is in an aspect held TO
be forbidding to the hopes of both
men and women who seek prefer
ment Of any sort.
Venus gives warning to women
that they will be thwarted and
disappointed in their ambitions
while the rule prevails.
The stars are so posted that
men will be inclined to be AFRO
CANT and independent, ignoring
women and forgetting their claims
to recognition. This aspect applies
alike to the domestic and to public
affairs.
1t is we'll to cultivate a calm,
serene state of mind during the
remainder of 1.-THE month, when
will bring many surprises.
Gossip will become more than
usually prevalent at this time FOR
there is a sign making for unusual
interest in personal matters.
Medical science should make
great strides during the summer;
for hospitals will be more needed
than Usual.
Geniuses will be recognized IN
science as well as in art and letters
here in America. 3. =
Persons whose birth date 1t is
NAV have strenuous year ana
they should be wise in eXpending
energy and money.
Children born on this day may pc
quick. high strung and very clever.
Girls may marry men inclined 10
he too eXacting and so, should pc
slow in choosing husbands.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09
Dear me !" squeaked
Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy

wasn't the Pipsisewah-the Pip
isn't in this story at all, But Uncle
Wiggily saw Susie Littletail, the
rabbit girl And Susie was sitting
sadly on a soft stone, when Uncle
Wiggily hoped up beside her.
why, Susie!' exclaimed the
bunny. "You are the first animal
child have seen today! Why
aren't you at Lulu's party?'
ooh, / have no new bonnet"
answered Susie. 'All the other
girls have new ones, and | didn't
want to be the only one there with
but something new for my head"
Uncle Wiggily hummed and
hemmed and looked at Susie and
then at his red, white and blue
striped barber pole rheumatism
crutch.
mo, of course not" said the
bunny gentleman. Little rabbit
girls must have new bOnnets now
and again, especially for party.
But why didn't mother get you
one o.
"She said it cost so much to live
now,e said Susie, that | couldn't
have new bonnet from the five
and ten cent store
Hum" said Uncle Wiggily
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09

Me and pop and my sister Glad
dis was setting in the dining room
waiting for suppir to be ready and
ma was in the kitchin irving to
open a bottle of olives, saving o
shaw, sutch a stupid wav.of MAXI
ing a bottle, WY don't they mako
.iiolh SO you can open them, | new
CT saw sutch a silly bottle.
You don't so about it correckly.
my deer, sed pop, and ma sed, o
reely, you don't say so, well sippose
you come out heer and go about
it correckly.
, with plezzure, sed pop. And he
went and looked at the bottle. saw
ing, You're Supposed to pry out
the rubber ferst and then the ton
VIII come off, its very simple.
l should say it is very simple. its
downrne foolish, sed ma, the ideer
or sticking a lot of rubber in the
top, of a bottle jest to make pee
pie pry it out agen.
Wares a fork, Ill have it open in
| a jiffy, sed pop. And he picked
up fork, saying, Jest jiffy now,
"nt mo oSu' ~ Sou 4 edtlHe ludtS a
silver fork?
I'm not serprized, silver makes
the best forks, sed pop. And he
started to try to poke the rubber
out frum under the lid, and after
vile ma sed, Well, is it a fifty
yet?
/ Do you wunt this open or don't
you? sed pop. And he kepp on
trying hard as enything without
doing it, and ma sed, How longs a
fifty?
WITCH jest then pop gave a fearse
poke and bent the fork all out OF
shape, ma saying, Willyum Potts,
that good silver fork.
Well, the rubbers out, anyway,
sed pop, and ma sed, Yes, but |
don't see the top coming off. izzent
i the fifty up yet?
! Very funny, very funny, its all I
can do not to laff, sed pop. And
he tried to pull the lid off, and
the more he pulled the more it
stayed on, and pop made fearse
| face and nocked the hole top of
the bottle off agenst the edge OF
the sink, splitting out about half OF
the olives all over the floor and
saying, Hers your confownded
olives. tr
Hee hee hee, sed ma, laffing
and pop sed, If suppirs reddy lets
n eat it.
II WITCH we did, inclooding wat wa:
] left Of the olives, ~ sl9sa
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09
NEPTUNE.

I watch the oozy ocean, before
my door all day: it fills me with
emotion, who once was filled with
hay. For years my eyes were gaz-
ing on prairie sights and scenes,
on weary farmers raising their
windswept corn and beans; l saw
no moonbeams culver upon a shin
ing sea; some little tinhorn river
alone confronted me. But here
tho. leagues of briny roll on befor ,
my eyes; they've washed the sh' ,re
off Chiney, they've stopped there
Asia lies. They've swept o sr reefs
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09

in the woods, which all the animals
used as a looking glass. &c.,. ,
"Oh, how lovely!' murmured
Susie, as she saw how pretty the
flower bonnet looked. AND 1t
didn't cost a penny, either"
mo" laughed Uncle Wiggiiy,
sit didn't. And now Well go TO
Iulu's party| And they did ana
they had a lovely time, and every
one thought the reason Susie was
late was because she waited for
Uncle Wiggily, instead of almost
not coming at all on account OF not
having a new bonnet. -,
So this teaches us that 1t IS wen
to raise flowers in your garden as
well as potatoes; and If the egg
doesn't Jump out of the shell when
the coffee grinder tries to pay
hand-organ music, and splash an
oSer the sugar spoon, I'll tell you
next about Uncle, Wiggily and Ara
bellas berries.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09

., tn republican marty should have yo4ce W.
The making OF the next state, republican piaus1a-
II should not be left TO be hastily done ~
small committee in two or three hours al .ne
conyeption without suggestions from the puDifc
We are therefore opening n department or
the editorial page under the title hspaphca"
State Platform" .,,-,., ,u,
II he a forum for you TO use In making sug-
prstjons Only one suggestion should come from
Won ut one time, and about 400 words siouiu oo
Repeated propaganda on one point from ue
same person will not be printed u.-u,.,,.
please do not theorize.. Suggest CONSTRUCTIVE
,b,ngs the need of which you have felt.
IL we comment editorially upon a suggse"o''
Won may reply in "As People view H. -, ,> an
Send I'm your suggestions. Names VIII w ~
,,rcssed upop request, but no anonymous CON"
muptcations will be accepted.
Avoid national Issues.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09
JUST FOLKS
Copyright. 1920, by Edgar A. Guest.
SUCCESS.

Success is being friendly when another needs
friend.
It's in the CHEEKY words you speak. and in the
coins you lend:
Success is not alone in skill and deeds of daring
s. great,
ITS in the roses that you plant beside your
+ garden gate.
Success is in the way you walk the paths of life
each day.
It's in the little things you do and in the things
you say;
Success is in the glad hello you give your fellow
man,
It's in the laughter of your home and all the joys
you Plan
Success is not in getting rich or rising high to
fame,
It's not alone in winning goals which all men
I hope to claim;
It's in the man you each day through happi-
ness care,
It's in the CHEEKY words you speak and In the
smile you wear.
Success is being big of heart and clean and broad
+ ofsmi1d,
It's being faithful to your friends, and to the
stranger. kind; ..
It's in the children whom you love, and all they
learnsfrom your-
Success depends on character, and everything
/ lyou-do. On
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09
Bedtime Stories
For Little Ones
Copyright. 1920, by Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.
UNCLE WIGGILY AND SUSIEss
BONNET.
(By Howard II. Garis.)

rs anything the matter. Nurse
Jane? ?" asked Uncle Wiggily Long
ears, the bunny rabbit gentleman.
as he hoped up the front steps of
ms hollow stump bungalow one
day.
Anything the matter? Why. no;
| guess not, answered the muskrat
lady housekeeper. THAT is. mn
less something happened to you,
like a funny adventure"
No, nothing happened to me-"
went on Uncle Wiggily. And /
really didn't have any adventure
at-alI today That's why I'm home
so early. But something must be
wrong, for | haven't seen n single
one OF my animal boy or girl
friends-not one"
That is rather strange" said
Nurse Jane, slowly, and then, all
OF a sudden, she smlledt away
around in back OF her whiskers
ana sad. Il know why; they're
all at Lulu Wibblewobble's party
is Lulu giving a party today ?"
asked the bunny uncle.
yes said Nurse Jane. Didn't
you get yodr invitation?"
,.,,. w rs, no." Uncle Wiggily said.
.-hts Is the first time l heard
about it."
Dear metz squeaked Miss Fuzzy
Wuzzy. The invitation came for
you. put it at your plate for
breakfast. 1t was a square little
candy cake, with carrot on too
why II ate that cried the
bunny gentleman.
"Then you have the invitation
laughed Nurse Jane, ut was
written in frosting on top of the
cake. Lulu did it herself" \
well, well! And to think |
thought 1t was only cake.' sighed
Uncle Wiggily. "But then | didn't
have any glasses on, so l didn' t
read the invite. However it isn't
too late! I'll go now. So it's no
wonder | didn't meet any of the
animal children in the woods. They
are all at the party Aren't you
coming to the party also, Nurse
Jane?" ....,
81 was invited" the muskrat
lady answered, but | am too busy.
You go in my place"
SO Uncle WigGily did, after he
had put on his best pink twink
ling necktie. Off he hoped
through the woods on the way to
the home of Lulu WibbleWobble,
the duck girl, who was giving the
party.
All of a. sudden, as the bunny
gentleman hoped along. he saw
behind d saasafras bush-no. It
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09

Of coral to distant blue lagoons,
where heather, tinted sorrel 81 a.
sist on rice and primes. BY a rant
teeming cities, they have nnrsued
their way, and heard the nirates'
ditties when they went we forth prr1'G to
say. lney Whisper and they
lnul'ln'e III ondrous things they've
seen llel' language is tumble of
al! me- e.. S tongues. ween, They
nj .hur and they mutter while
81 Jshmg on the beach, but all the
uuths they utter are quite beyond
| my reach. And so sit and wonder
what message tn y'd convey, when
they rollu and thunder along the
| beach all day. s{e1@ E Et
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09
EDITORIALS
BY the Drainfiend.

He was a Doubling
Thomas. Not so
Much because
He Didn't
See the Value of
DRAINAGE, nor
Because he didn't believe
It would be
SUCCESSFUL.
He was shown the
LIST of those who
HAD Investigated
And WHO KNEW.
Then He Said:
II Haven't had time
To 20 into it
Very Thoroughly,
But
If it's good
Enough for
These Men, it
Ought to be
Good Enough
For ME-"
He put his NAME on
The Dotted Line.
He KNEW that
Tho Others KNEW,
And He KNEW that
HE Wanted
DRAINAGE.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09
St. Joseph sanitorlum.

st. Joseph Sanitorium.
Editor Morning Journal:
Can YOU tell us why, in a town
like this, composed chiefly If
health seekers whose one desire
at night is a good rest, a clock is
allowed to strike every hour dur
ing the night? AS we are health
seekers and also light sleepers, It
is most disturbing and we feel sure
there are others also who find it u
nuisance. Is there no way of dis
pensing with the strike at night if
it is a convenience for others dur
ing the day? We would like your
idea on the. subject, as this is the
only fault we find with Albuqeur-
que. AS a place for chasing" is
can't he beat" Sincerely,
TWO HEALTH SEEKERS.
Editor Morning Journal;
| happened to be visiting in your
city the night of the Elks' club
building and it was pitiful to see
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09

1t is estimated that the material
discarded in the timber industry
In the United States each year
might be made to. provide 10000
tons of paper, S,e0O tons OF. resin
SOC, Oep gallons of ethyl, alcohol,
md Re0sQQO, gallons of turpentine'
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09

For the first time since the first
rail was laid in the United States
the Increase in the mileage of the
country's railroads last year came
almost to standstill.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09

why has Senator Jones refused to go to the
M tional convention at San Francisco? Did he de-
cline to stand Pat" merely wish to keep ont of
war that will start when Bryan and his bricks
arrive?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09
HOROSCOPE.
Q o o o o o o o . o o Q Q

Copyright, 1920, by Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-06-09

Salt beds covering an area OF
40 square miles exist In Nova SEQ
tia. One. bed alone is SAD 70 pe
800 feet wide BY so feet deen any
to have a purity Eos per cent
The Brookings register. [volume] (Brookings, Brookings County, S.D.) 1903-1971, 1920-03-18
RURAL ROADS NOT IMPROVED
Cent Of Nations Roads Suitable
for Motor Traffic.

Official figures show that there are
In the United States approximately g.
100000 miles Of rural roads Of which
IL per cent are classed as improved.
Road engineers, however, estimate that
no more than one-fourth Of ! per cent
Of the nations roads are suitable for
motortrucll traffic. More than 8,00O,-
600 motor vehicles are now using the
highways, and of this number about
100000 are trucks varying from less
than a ton capacity to vehicles capa-
BILE Of hauling five to seventeen loads.
The most conspicuous example OF
anything approaching the efficiency Of
a national thoroughfare in the United
States is the Lincoln highway. Or
ganized as private enterprise six
years ago, to stimulate gOod-rOad
building, the officers of the association
have raised several million dollars by
private subscription and have stimu-
lated the Improvement of many Sec
tons Of the highway by the states and
counties through which 1t passes.