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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16
Strictly belonged to Him.

was having the children help me
n Strengthening up the living room.
had said ] would do certain parts Of
the tldylng up and that Edwin could
do certain things and then Baby Betty
could do some Of the little work.
However, / heard Betty fussing with
Edwin 10 let her do something / had
assigned to him and he said: why.
Of course, you can't. That is a middle
sized work and I'm the only middle
sized person here TO DO it."-Exchange.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16
Rheumatism Back on the Job
With Its OId-time Fury

blood Of the germs that cause the
disease. s. S. S. has no equal as
blood purifier, scores Of sufferers
say that it has cleansed their blood
Of Rheumatism, and removed all
trace of the disease from their
system.
Get a bottle of S. S. S. at your
drug store and get on the right
treatment to-day. If you want
special medical advice, address
Medical Director, 102 Swift Labo-
ratory. Atlanta, Ga.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16
No Let-Up In It's Torture.

II you are afflicted with Rheu-
natism, why waste time with lini-
ments, lotions and other local APP
plications that never did cure
Rheumatism, and never will?
Do not try to rub the pain away,
for you will never succeed. Try
the sensible plan Of finding the
cause Of the pain. Remove the
cause, and there can be no pain.
You will never be rid Of Rheu-
naatism until you cleanse your
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16

WlInO Ut neip. i
b ave had pains
every month so bad
that l would nearly
double up. Some
times / could not
sweep a room with
out stopping to rest,
and everything l ate
upset my stomach.
7 hre e years ago
u 10 8 t a C h ii d
and su fered SO
haiIv that I was nl1t
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16
Ace Rapidly.

us that genuine antlque?"
"Yes," replied the dealer
'Why, here's mark which indi-
Gates it was made only twenty years
ago"
I'VE are living in a very rapid age.
II doesn't take nearly so long to make
an antique as II used to-"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16
Ouchl

Yang Lady-lt seems to me that
you bRve a very keen sense of the
comicaA
The Snob (visibly f1attered) /
cannot deny the fact. How have you
discovered #?
Young Lsay-I saw you smiling AT
your image in the mirror.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16

Teacher-v What Is an engineer,
Tommy?
Tommy-A man that works an en-.
CINE.
Teacher-Thats right. Jimmy, what
Is a pioneerf
Jlmmy-A woman that works pi-
ano.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16
Mostly Wind

Schreecham-He was a wise poet
who remarked that in this world
man must be either anvil or hammer.
Peaeham-Oh. don't know. II seems
that most of them are merely bellows.
Edinburgh Scotsman.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16
cutIcura Soap for the compIexIon,

cutleura Soap for the Complexion.
Nothing better than Cuticura Soap
daily and Ointment now and then as
needed to make the complexion clear,
scalp clean and hands soft and white.
Add to this the fascinating, fragrant
Cutlcura Talcum and you have the
Cuticura Toilet Trio.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16
About Il.

Pop. what ere the duties Of cam
palgn MANAGER
principally, my son, to count chick.
ems before they are hatched. Judge.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16
Natural surmise.

Mrs. Hauton-My ancestors were
among the Plymouth Rock pilgrims.
Little Willie--Oh, now I know why
ma says you're an old hen.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16
Ever Meet him7

81 hear a lot about him but I've
never met him"
"Who?"
'''rhe man who never used TO drink
before the country went dry, but now
drinks like fish. Every rum hound
seems to know at least two of him"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16

"Apropos Of he hunt tomorrow, |
will give you Il good pointer"
Hold on minme, do you mean a
mint or q G0g?"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16
PAINS NEARLY
DOUBLED ME- UP
Nothing Helped Me Until ]
Took Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound.
TII1TTII111IIIII111llTIl1l

Wyandotte, Mich" For the last
four years l have doctored off and on
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16

First Oyster--Going TO seal "
Second Oyster--Yes. l can't find
month to rent until September.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16

Many People From Wisconsin Are BlIyina
western New York Farms. Wonderful op-
portunity TO get good lands cheap For list
The Hazard Rhodes Co. Salamanca. ~ Y
PATENT YOUR INVENTIONS - Call OF
write. sending sketch for estimate OF cost
=. Allen, Patents. Neenah. Wis or SEQ.
ond National Bank bldg. Washineton y q
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16

Huge Sost of Life Insurance.
There are nearly 15,O0000O life in
surance policies in existence in var-
Gus companies in the United States.
The annual premium payments
amount to about $1.O00OO00OO.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16

An news iEn't black as It's printed.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-06-16
DAISY FLY KILLER E E44Sz9rs A sEB FPE

TRACTS ANDKILLs
ALL rIyES. Neat,
clean, ornamental cons
Venient, cheap. Lasts
ell season. Made Of
metal, can't spill o.
tip over . will not sod
or injure anything,
Guaranteed effective,
Sold by dealers, OF
s by EXPRESS,
The Washington times., 1920-09-30
MD. NEGRO SEEKS
j. S. SENATE SEAT
Tells Church It's High Time
Race Shook Off Shackles
of Slavery,

CHESTERTOWN, Md. Sept. 30
James Methodist Episcopal Church.
Chestertown, was fllled with negroes
when w. Ashbie Hawkins, colored OF
Baltimore, addressed them for over an
hour. He was introduced by William
II. Johns pastor of the church. He
said he was here to announce his
candidacy for the United States SEN
ate. and that the time is ripe for
negroes to shake of "shackles Of
slavery" and take the things which
belong to them.
Hawkins said for nifty years negroes
have been putting white men into
office and making of poor white folks
rich men. In return for this, he said
Lloyd Lowndes and Mr.. Goldsborough,
when they got into office. did not
give jobs to negroes.
In Baltimore negroes asked Tor
places undet Broening, said Hawkins.
and received two places as keepers Of
toilet rooms and two constable jobs.
But when the Republican Councilmen
got through dickering with the Demo
Gratis. said Hawkins, these places were
taken from the negroes.
Hawkins said he favored negro
representation on school boards and
offices OF trust and profit.
The Washington times., 1920-09-30
FEED: NERVES
PLENTY !; OF
{: e. e: ! PPHOOSPHATE
" IN SUMMER
Keen Minded Men, Energetic and
Successful. Rely on II, Asssrts
Prominent Now York Physician.
Bitxo-PhesDhste q Godsead-

Men and women. nervous ana Ires
full. easily upset and often fattgued:
need plenty Of organic phosphate. and
SettsT sst s1Ihsi their 'hes neslth hee viii be.
In every one of the millions or cells
that make up your body, phosphorus
10 most important part -
your blood and even your bones must
have a sufficient supply OF phosphorus
. or weariness. nervousness ana = gem
lack of normal mental power. is sure
Big men of affairs-mighty men
who control industries because OF
know this, or, IL they don't are clever
enough to have = physician who does.
Physicians more "a and more are rsai. S
pensed by Peoples Drug Store, and
ALI leading drug stores. is a necessity
to over forty per cent OF men and
! not contain enough phosphate to give
the body and especially the nervous
system the supply it needs.
SeakRHss s. on RSie shs EsTy
! Physicians who's Who" and ma
tionaiiy known author Of medical text
books. In q most emphatic statement
III I had my way, Bitro, Phosphate
; and used in every hospital"
. Later, DT. hOlle sdto. " men luo
1 nerve tissue begins to lose its vitality,
I woman begins to lose her youth and
disposition fades 'away--she becomes
irritable, uncofnpanionable. moody and
despondent.! 1t would indeed be god
send If more men and women were
, aware of the efficacy of Bitro-Phos-
phate."
Hot weather is dreaded by men and
, women who are weak, thin. nervous.
( timid and lacking in vigorous develop
! ment because it saps their. vitality al
most to the breaking point.
TO all such, people Bitro- phosphate
is recommended because it is the one
organic phosphate which, when ABB
sorbed by the system. will supply tho
element necessary for vigorous.
healthy body free from any suggestion
Of weakness or disordered nerves.
Your druggist has .Bitro-Phosphate
in the original package with complete
Instructions for best results
The Washington times., 1920-09-30
F. D. ROOSEVELT FLAYS
HARDING TARIFF PLAN
Declares G. o. p. Candidates Policy
Would Increase Cost Of
ItvjnU

WHEELING. w. Va, sept. ao.--
Greeted by nm enthusisstie crowd
which paeked the auditorium N hsrs In
which senator Harding had sroksn
twenty four hours before, franklin
n. Roosevelt, Democratic Vice Presi-
Dental nominee, last night bitterly
attacked tho labor record and tariff
policy OF the Republican Presidential
candidate and again charged him to
state plainly and definitely his atti-
tuds on tho League OF Nations"
Referring to Senator HsrdtrG's re-
marks on the tariff Mr., Roosevelt
declared that 'If Senator HerdipR's
tariff policy should prevail II would
serve Only tn orssts a greater con-
certrstior ef wealth in the hands OF
the fe~ and to start the now declin-
ing cost Of living OF the average citi-
,en once more on the upsvade.-
The Washington times., 1920-09-30
VvflyI Sick
With Gas
EafOs,ic Brings Relief

81 have been awful sick with gas, >"
writes Mrs. w. II, Person, and
Eatonio is all l can get to give me
relief"
Acidity and gas on the stomach
quickly taken up and carried out by
Eatonic, then Appetite and strength
come back. And many other bodily
miserics disappear when the stomach
Ia right. Don't let fourness, belcb-
ing, bloating, indigestion and other
stomach ills 20 on. Take EatoDic
tablets after you eat-eee how much
better you feel. Big box costs only a
tri8e with your druggists guarantee.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-08-18
Idaho Congressman
to Attend Western
Irrigation Meeting

Senator Borah, Senator Nugent
Congressman Addison T. Smith and
Burton L. French, and all thirteen
members of the executive committee
of the Western, States Reclamation
association will be present for the
meeting Of the executive committee
to be held in Boise, August 20 and
21. according to announcement made
Saturday by Frank w. Brown, Sec
rotary of the association. The pro-
gram for the meeting will be COM
pleted the FIRST of the week.
A. B. Earring, president of the
Oregon Washington Railroad &
Navigation company, is to attend,
and several other prominent railroad
officials are expected.
Governor Davis is chairman and
will preside at the meetings. A
campaign to further the reclamation
work In the west is to be worked out
at the meeting.-Idaho Statesman.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-08-18

then be more clearly defined and cir
cumscribed, and its action be made
more effective.
The association is gradually be-
coming clearinghouse for informa-
ton about the water resources and
unreclaimed lands of Idaho. 1t has
assembled perhaps the most COM
plete data available regarding pos
sible irrigation development in
Idaho, and under its charter it is
permitted to act as trustee for the
public in making water appropria-
tons and acquiring rights of way so
that feasible projects may not fall
into the hands of spectators who
would simply tie up the water Of the
state and block development by the
state or federal government. or
others who have not the necessary
financial backing to successfully
complete what they undertake.
:. Good Work In First Year
This, however, is purely Incl
dental to its fundamental object Of
keeping up . keen public interest in
and carrying on . vigor-
our campaign for federal appropria-
tons and state aid. 1t has perhaps
obtained more advertising for the
state of Idaho during the last fifteen
thru the efforts OF Fred r.
Reed, executive secretary, than
Idaho has received from any other
source in five years.
"The membership fee Of 81 has
been found impracticable. rs the cost
Of collecting became proportionately
too large. and the membership fee
now will be IS per year, which is a
modest contribution towards the rec
lamation of the state. 1t is not .
donation but an investment, for the
work of the association adds to the
taxable wealth of the state and en-
hances the value of the land in it,
and every citizen benefits directly or
thru its efforts. Idaho
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-08-18

The motorcycle policemen then
gave chase, shouting orders to stop
and waving their hands as they rode
past.
To make certain the cars would
stop, the policemen wheeled directly
in front of Governor Cox's car and
came to a halt.
One of them ran around to the
side of the car and announced that
the party was under arrest. The
other three cars also had come to
a stop and the newspaper men rush
ed up to the goyeronr's machine.
Someone informed the policemen
that Governor Cox was in the first
car. The police said they did not
care who was in the car.
You'll have to 90 back" the po-
iicemen demanded, They said they
wanted these four CARS
"I'n be at the, state house IL you
want to see me there" said Cover
nor Coz. Go on. John"
The last command was directed to
BLACK John" the governor's nssrs
chauffeur.
The correspondents scrambls4
back into their owa ears ana follow /.
ca after. Then ths pohsemen tosA
70 thei, machines and rode W 70 ct
the car numbers. !, ,t.t g.,
Presidents Roosevelt ana INT, u
was recalled hare, bad nmilay e.
pertenoes It one time Or saetAse.
Senator Harding. the Rspuhl1ela
candidate TOR president, nseesed
over the same road LAST wslaSsaay.
General Layton pointed % ~
crowd on hand IN TIE VILLAGE and The
polcemen's statement thst tAsy''
wanted these tour carr. 9 sup
portin ghis belief Of . "frame-up."
Mayor c. B. Coons of Granville,
near JeOksontown, denied there was
political In the attempted
arrest OF Governor Cox's party. Lick
ing county, in which the incident 90
he said. is Democratic. ana
Town Marshal Joe Shipley. respoa-
sible for the action Of the police
men, is q Democrat.
Mayor Coons declared there have
been numerous very serious aOcl-
dents in the vicinity recently and ct
a meeting Of town marshals, sheritfs
and constables it was decided the
aw against speeding must be en-
forced. The road was divided In
sections and Shipley had charge Of
The section in which the governors
party was held up.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-08-18

o. O. Haga Of Boise, first vice
president Of the Idaho Reclamation
association, has made the following
statement following the announce
ment of the filing of articles Of in
corporation for the association at the
secretary of states office Friday:
THE officers of the association
thought it best to incorporate, for
the activities of the association can
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-08-18
BY WINDER r. HARRIS

(Staff Correspondent Universe
Seryice).
COLUMBUS, Ohio. - Governor
James H. Cox, Democratic NOMINEES
for president, and his party, return
ing from Wheeling today in -four
automobiles, we're held up by motor.
cycle policemen on a charge Of
speeding in the little village Of Jack.
sontown, thirty-two miles out Of Co.
lumbus.
The governor declined to be
"pinched," however, and the party
motored on to Columbus.
The abashed policemen followed
behind until they got the license
numbers of all four cars and prom
ised to have warrants served here.
Governor Cox assured them he
would be glad to receive them At the
state house any time they should
call.
Adjutant General Roy M. Layton,
who accompanied the governor. de-
clared he believed the attempted ar-
rests were the result Of . "frsme-
up" BY local Republican officials Of
Jacksontown. He said: Tx
I'VE had been warned that Q
group Of Republican officials In
Jacksontovn would lay for the gov
ernor and nail him today"
The governors party passed two
men in plain clothes riding . motor
cycle shortly before they reached
Jacksontown, but there was no Ct
tempt at that point to hold up the
cars. The first intimation the gov
ernor had that an attempt was to
be made to arrest him came rs his
car, leading the procession, ap-
preached the center Of the village.
A large crowd was gathered on
he corner and man in b Is shirt
sleeves, probably the chief of po-
ice, who, it is presumed. had beens
asked by the motorcycle men by teleS
phone to stop the party, stood in the
middle Of the street, waving one
land, pointing to his police badge
With the other, and shouting at the
op of his voice:
stop! Stop! You are arrested
or speeding"
The governors car moved on and
he other chauffeurs followed close
,ehind.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-08-18
Church, hlstory.

Church's Aistory.
win much diversity Of opinion %
minor points, there II general agree.
inent Ii dividing the history At he
church into three great periods. The
0rSA ffvm the birth Of Christ to ~
time Of Quarantine; the second from
hat epoch 10 the Reformation; and
third, from the Reformation to The
present time.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-08-18
It Happens.

"What nOw?"
"Just been to the theater, and the
song and dance team could sing as
we'll as dance"
"No?"
EYES,"
"Well, I've always said It might
happen, but ] didn't think It would
happen In my tima."-Kansas City
Journal.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-08-18
Cox Almost
Pinched for
Motor Speeding
(By Universal Service)

COLUMBUS, Ohio. Governor
James NJ. Cox, Democratic nominee
for president. was "pinched' on a
speeding charge on his returning by
motor from Wheeling-that is, a
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-08-18

motorcycle policeman tried to
pinch" him but the governor de-
clined TO be taken to the hoosegow.
The Idaho Republican. [volume] (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1904-1932, 1920-08-18

Safety Firm In PietursA
The. stop. looa and listen asns
along the Chinese railfUads usually
consist q pictures showing the dan
gez1 u trsspassing On the trackA In
scriptiens sometimes accompany the
picture, but the Inscriptions can be
read BY comparatively few persons;
the pictures can be understood by all.
Idaho Reclamation
Association Aid to
Western Irrigation
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-12-30
INVISIBLE LIGHT
MACHINE INVENTED
Discoverer Says Device Re-
suit of War Experiments
Will Help.

CHICAGO. Dec 30.-Develop-
ment of a Chemical eye" through
which rays of ordinarily invisible
light could be seen and which the
discoverer said would prove OF great
help in warfare was explained by
Prof. Robert w. Wood. of Johns
Hopkins university, in an address
before the convention Of the Amert-
can Association for the Advance
ment of Science.
Prof Wood demonstrated a ma
chine of his invention which pro-
duced ultra violet rays invisible to
the naked eye. His audience then
viewed the rays through a wide angle
telescope device which caused them
to become visible and to take on a
phosphorescent appearance.
These rays and the detecting de-
vice were the result of the war,
Prof. Wood said, the government
asking a group of scientists to pro-
duce light which would be visible
to those who knew of it but would
be invisible to the enemy. The dis
covery was made shortly after the
armistice, the speaker said.
Either airplanes, battleships or
land forces could use it for signal
ing" he said. also it could be used
on aviation fields for night landing
of airplanes. 1t would point out the
landing field but would be visible
only to the planes equipped with
the detector."
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-12-30

hospital Curtis killed a policeman in
San Francisco IS years ago and OBJ
talned an acquittal Of the charge u
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-12-30

to him warningly: Look out!' But
he paid no attention. An eagle paused
in its flight through the air to look at
him wonderingly and say: Look out!
But on he went.
No one can say that Guph was not
brave, for he had determined to visit
those dangerous creatures the Phan :
fasms, who resided upon the very top
of the dread Mountain Of Phantastico.
The Phanfasms were Erbs, and so
dreaded by mortals and immortals alike
that no one had been near this noun
tain home for several thousand years.
Yet General Guph hoped to induce them
to join in his proposed warfare against
the good and happy OF people,
Guph knew very well that the Phan-
fasms would be almost as dangerous
to the MONIES as they would to the
Ozites, but he thought himself so clever
that he believed that he could man
age these strange creatures and make
them obey him. And there was NJ
doubt at all that If he could enlist the
services of the Phanfasms their tre-
mendous power, united to the strength
of the Growleywogs and the cunning OF
the WITNESSES would doom the Land OF
Oz to absolute destruction.
So the old Nome climbed the foot
hills and trudged along the wild noun
tain paths until he came to a big gully
that encircled the Mountain of Phan-
tastico and marked the boundary line
gully was about third of the way
UP the mountain, and IT was filled to
the brim with red-hot molten lava, in
which swan fire serpents and poison
Gus salamanders. The heat from this
mass and it's poisonous smell were both
so unbearable that even birds hesitated
10 fly over the gully, but circled around
it. All living things kept away from
Now Guph had heard, during his long
lifetime, many tales of these dreaded
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-12-30
together before they could be lived in

together before they could be lived in
again.
So as not to do more damage to the
flimsy paper people they decided to go
away. But first they thanked Miss
Cuttenclip very warmly for her courtesy
and kindness to them.
ANY friend of Princess Ozma is al :
ways welcome Eere-unless he sneezes, y
said the Queen, with rather severe
look at the Shaggy Man, who hung his
head. II like to have visitors admire
my wonderful village, and 1 hope you
will call again"
Miss Cuttenclip herself led them to
the door in the wall, and as they
passed along the street the paper dolls
peeped at them half fearfully from the
doors and windows. Perhaps they will
never forget the Shaggy Mans awful
sneeze, and | am sure they were all
glad to see the meat people go away.
On leaving the Growleywogs General
Guph had to recross the Ripple Lands,
and he did not find it a pleasant thing
to do. Perhaps having his whiskers
as a pin cushion for the innocent
amusement of good-natured jailer had
not improved the quality of Guph's
temper, for the old Nome raved and
ragged at the recollection of the wrongs
he had suffered, and vowed to take
vengeance upon the GToWIeyWOSS a{ter
he had used them for his purposes and
Or had been conquered. He went on
in this furious way until he was half
across the Ripple Land Then he be-
came seasick, and the rest of the way
this naughty Nome was almost as mis-
cradle as he deserved to be.
But when he reached the plains again
and the ground was firm under his
feet he began to feel better, and ip-
stead of going back home he turned
directly west. A squirrel, perched in a
tree, saw him take this road and called
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-12-30
NOTED ACTOR DIES.

LOS ANGELES, Dec. CON. d. Cur
tbs, actor, known throughout the coun-