Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-11-25
He's In AQain

Dear Cynthia-Mnd If | dash off a
short snappy Emerson and at the same
time give the Gold Dust Twins Mar
celia and Gladys a cupful Of synco-
pated information in regards to things?
Thanks.
Does mother allow you to write 10
newspapers. girls? Let's hope not You
misconstrue my ideas, M and c." I'm
not yelling for the perfect thirty-siX or
the ideal kind nor am I cynical or hard
boiled, and | don't claim to have been
misled by the descendants of the orig
inal rib However, | do deplore the fact
that as soon as first half freshie learns
the quasi-vice of wearing silk stockings
and a faraway look in her eyes she
thinks there is nothing more for her
but kissing her way through life.
In regards to that ~. c. c." I'll take
third degree-what does II mean? So
you allow the boys to do the mushing
up? In my opinion, as soon as Johnnie
begins to mush up the girlte shouIu
mash the chappie down and out Of the
bungalow That's where dads eleven
and a half full sole comes handy.
Twenty-two-and SO terribly old
! Spirits of olive oil cocktails A man
just begins to stretch at that age and
cruel ! have the dandiest four-roon
| suite high above the center Of the city
where ] can hear the hum and racKe,
of life as 1t marries at eighteen, Al
twenty-four fills five stockings around
Yuletide, grabs some insurance at thir.
ty-two (has been bald since twenty-one)
| and then spends the rest of its time
dodging verbal and more material
objects hurled by friend" wife
|. like rare vintage, desire 10
again, all the girls are just too glad tc
| darn my hose. sew on buttons and send
was wa right, "Why Marry" You say nc nc
wonder ! am peeved why, it feels 50
! good to be my own boss that it almost
not having, first, high shoe kiss
your eyebrow. and, second. "Chawles
| where have you been! Now don't say a
word Oh, Bryanoc grape juice Gun.
fermented), what life
defy any to try to convince me that
4 woman is not married mans boss
| am student and start out to acquire
knowledge according 10 Buddha-know
nothing. am ignorant rs Cuba is of pro-
hibition and if ] live to be sixty | may
, learn a mite. Every one ponders on
| effects have learned to look into the
causes. History never records causes
| only effects. Now what If man
,married) has got black eye? Don't
| jump at the conclusion that 1t was pre-.
sented by his spouse with sundry COM
pliments. He may have acquired IL by
humping into the doorknOb or Offering
| q man a Crane juice Zigzag or again. hC
| may have been meditating on a silken
| ankle entering a street car when the
| traffic COPS semaphore turned and
struck him in the optic. SO you never
| can tell, Bear that in mind. "Marcella
! and Gladys" Also, don't think fellows
are food to have fun with-rather
, dangerous fun, ] call it, Try wood al.
| Cohol it's reliable.
Now for a bit Of advice. CYNTHIA
What does a fellow do when a lady he
! is dining with insists on not only pavinp
| the bill but tipping the waiter herself
| How can ! make her realize her DIaCe
Thanking, you and wishing "MarceIIa
| and Gladys" very Merry Christmas |
| still am, HEARTBREAKER
Cynthia suggests loud language. much
| gesture and, II necessary, force to pro.
! vent recurrence of such horrible
| behavior on the part OF the girl.
However, "Heartbreaker," beware
| When a lady gets to the point where
| she wishes to save John Jay money
| she's pretty close to loving him. rs
! nice you have a four-room fiat all ready
| for housekeeping. And it's really bet,
! ter to have her do all your mendinp
| with your theory OF safety in numbers
YOU ! light get mixed some day and ask
/ Louise to return your socks wher
Louise is really sewing on shirt butIons
while Evelyn has the socks
It's dangerous, my boy, it's danger,
! GUS.