davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-06-10
De MI DJbRI0
Como @DOd al CODde aiDt,AU|aiTG

junto la estufa, un armatoste enor-
me de porcelana, la manera rusa.
Era muy pintorescO yer en- tOrnO de la
Princesa, que Ostentaba las blancas
tOcas de enfermeras. ministries con
los zapatos rOtOs, millOnarios andra-
josOs, damas aristocraticas Testidas
con telas de cOrtinas,. militares que
lucfan uniformes insleses. franceses,
rusOs. rumanos italanOs. Nos SEN
'tdbamos en- las sillas v butacas cojas,
sohre Ia cana, Ell ell suelO, hacienda
de escabeles a caj0nes vacfos, cada
cual como podia, Y 10 mas curiOsO era
que nadie echaba de menOs el lujO
preteritO, avenidOs va la pObreza,
dc tai suerte, que una rebanada de
pan blanco nos proporcionaba el goce
de una golosina sin par. En- ell Guar
to de In Falcoyano, reyivfan las gra-
cias del viejo regimen, reinaba la con
yersaci0n Y el ingeniO, sc dccfan ver-
SOS sc hacfa polftica.
I Cierto dfa recibf una invitaciOn
conner, de la Princesa ;qu6 asombro!
Pero ;c0mO Sc las iba compOner Ia
pobre Alexandra para encOntrar ali
mentos, criados Y yajilla? Los convl-
dados 6ramos el ministro de Grecia,
Take Jonesco: ell marques de Maille,
el ministro de Francia, senior conde
de Saint -Aulaire, y yo.
SObre una mesa de tresillo, Sc ten
dfa ell mantel, en- cuyO centrO una bonn
ba vacfa era b1caro fiorido. Ell meni
Sc componfa de salchidh0n, huevos,
pavO asadO Y cafe Ia turca. La pro
pia PrinceSa Sirvi0 ell agasajO, que Il
todos nos supo gloria sin que el
recuerdO de Paillard del cafe Ingles,
pusiera una sola nota de crftica en-
nuestro yantar, consumido golosamcn-
te. mientras a travGs de las dObles vi
drieras que cerraban las ventanas,
Ia plaza Unire, de-
sierta blanca de nieve. Del pueblo
nos llegaba un silencio, Y el fuegO de
la estufa, donde ardfa un haz entero
de lena olorosa, esparcfa pOr la es-
tancia gratO calOr de cocina aldeana.
Asf cOnOcfa al actual emba jadOr de
Francia Ell Madrid, este gran senior.
nieto de aquellOs mobiles fil6sOfOs Y
cortesanOs que crearon las elegancias
de Versailles v del Trian6n. Saint
Aulaire es alto. fin0, de rostrO depu-
RADIO, en- que los cabellOs rubiOs, en-
ceniZadOs pOr los amos, Y los ojos mio-
pes, pOnen una nota de cansanciO.
HscritOr, amigo Sde las artes, SUI
gestivO, cOnversadOr, no representa- So
10 al Estado frances, sino Francia,
porque es diffcil encontrar NADIA mas
frances que este ilustre diplomatico,
cuyas maneras v decires emergen del
fondO Traditional de su raZa.
En- la cOrte de Espaiia encontrara
ell fausto traditional de Reyes, Prfnci-
pes v grandes, que lie recordardn las
exquiciteces del gran mundo parisien
Sc; pero possible que no coma los con
dumiOs refinados con el apetitO que sa-
boreamOs ell payO asado de la Princesa
FalcoyanO, V cierta liebre en- salsa.
ofrecida los amigos en- SUI residencia
de Jassy, una modesto v allegro ca
sta campesina, pOr el hoy EmbajadOr,
entonces ministro, sehOr cOnde de
Saint-Aulaire.
MclchM de AlmdgrO SAN MARTIN
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-06-10

Renueve sus CUBIERTos 81 Sc lie
han puesto negrOs..
The Porto Rico Electroplating
Co. Inc,
Luna a. Telef. 1901.
San Juan. p. r.
Advt.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-06-10
ESTUDIOS COMERCIALES

GarantizamOs ensenar pOr cOrreO.
por solo So al mes: Curse Complete
de Contabilidad Mercantil, incluyendO
la Contabilidad de COrpOraciones, y
la Contabilidad. de BancOs. Taquigra-
fla Gregg Pitman, en- espaHOl in
giles. Curse Elemental de Tenedor de
Libros, solo $12. Mande sellOs pidien-
do informes La Fajardo Commercial
& Language School, Qa escuela que
cumple 10 que ofrece), San Juan.
Advt.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-06-10
EN- GUAYAMA

Sc vende la finca denominada "Cai-
mitar' radicada a un kil6metro de
esta Ciudad. Consta de 238 cuerdas
de las cuales IS estan dedicadas a ca
na regables Y 1853 a paste, de estas
pueden sembrarse de cana unas 80 o
40 cuerdas mas.
Hay arboles de buena MADEIRA y
lena.
Para mas informes dirijanse Pc
dro de Diego, Guayama, P. r.
Advt.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-06-10
"ELTI.NOLA"

Ha llegadO a este mercadO el gran
fon6grafo Elti-NOla, cuyo aparatO to-
ca todos los discos. Este aparato tie
ne la ventaja de que el operator pue-
le hacer modulaciones en- la mGsica.
Dicho excelente aparato Sc esta ex-
hiblend0 en- casa de los Sres. A. ME-
SORANA & CO., SAN JUSTO II,
San Juan, P. r.
Advt.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-06-10
CARBON BARATO

SERVINGS a domicilio sacos de s la
tas a $1.75, detallamos en- ell pues-
to n1mero uno de la Plaza del Merca-
10, carbon 80 centavos lata. Hue
vos. aves y cerdos, preciOs sin COM
petencia.
Lame al telefono del puesto de la
Plaza No. 1852 a la residencia, Sol
81, TelefOno No. S79 J. de Remoty.
y sera atendido en- el acto.
El Imparcial. (San Juan, P.R.) 1918-197?, 1920-06-10
UN BUICK.

Sc VENDE en- muy buenas condi-
cines. Para infOrmes Francisco Mo-
reno, San Francisco IL Garage de
Sanchez Morales, San Juan, P. r.
Advt.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
Cox Could Have Won As a Demo
crat, But Not as a "Wilson
Party" LeSder

The New York Herald in large frst-page type de-
clares Hearst Out for Cox" Mr.. Munsey's paper Is
not often wildly inaccurate.
What Mr. Hearst said was that he would GLADLY
support any Democrat standing stanchy for the principles
Of the fathers of this republic and the founders Of the
Democratic party" He would support Cox If he would
"repudste utterly Wilson and the Wilson party, lead
truly Democratic party with true Jeersonian policies BE
q Democrat and BE an American" -
Governor Cox has not done these things although he
has broken with President Wilson Article xa feeble
gesture Of independence in the last ten days of the campaign
Because Governor Cox has not done these things, we
expect him defeated next Tuesday by the largest
popular majority ever against any candidate for
President calling himself Democrat.
If other newspapers kept in mind the fact that Mr..
Hearst is always for principles and for any man
party without principles, they would not be in such
confusion about the Hearst papers policies
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
Leather in Lithuania.

The leather industry is being revived in l.ith.
uania Formerly the site of the largest tanning
factories in the world. Shaulen, Lithuania has
become a city OF household tanneries where
fathers and sons carry through the complete
processes from raw hides to finished leather.
Russian and 1ithuapian workmen, returning
as repatriated prisoners OF war from Germany
and Soviet Russia and the demobilized soldiers
from the Lithuanian army, have sunk curing
tubs in their door yards, built their own dry
ing sheds. and are now producing sole leather
and heavy shoe feathers.
About 6.000 people are In the city, according
To reports made by the American Red Cross.
The pre- war population was $4,000.
The tanneries have been idle since 1916 The
buildings many OF which have been wrecked.
have been used as barracks, prisons, hospitals,
and now the good ones serve az warehouses for
supplies for the Red Cross commission to the
Baltic states The needs OF sixteen towns and
villages in tho Shaulen district had been inves-
tirated up to September 20, and the distribution
OF relief supplies had been accomplished.
The great shortage OF leather has given much
impetus to this newly revived household indus
try since December 1919. more than 10000
skins have been exported, chiefly to Great Rrit-
ain. The proportion Of different hides run
about so per cent calf skin. 30 per cent cattle
hides and rs per cent horse hides The expor-
tation OF sheep and goat hides lie still prohibited.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
Washington to Honor McSwlney
ribute To The MAN AZ American League Park 3
Overshsdow Divisions or Race Or Greed

League Park Sunday afternoon TO honor who died
for principle.
Honors often have been paid TO who died in the
thick of battle the spur of enthusasm-"died with
their boots on
In such it is common for the foes of the
time of active battle to join in the tribute to brave OPP
ponent.
McSwiney died practically alone and by lingering
prvaon which must have lost all glamour in the first ten
of the terrible seventy -four days
He accepted death because he felt that he could in
this way best the battle to which his life had been
devoted
Washington adherents of McSwiney's will mourn
their own at Sundays meeting.
Those who not his partisans, criticised
or opposed his aims, do honor to a hero.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
HEART TO HEART Wi
CONTRIBs.

Hooray. II. NJ. s. writes: II notice
that once On a while you have some
original stun that is really worth
while"
EDDIE, Baltimore-Yes it's the same
old town.
V. s. S.-Yes. our II like it, poets
murder meter. but like IL.
II. NJ. =. il getting a lot of re-
sponses pro and con to his suggestions
about the column. MILLER says
Don't spoil a good thing, for think
II & the best yet. J. u. McC.
doesn't like the personal stun and
wants something educational. d. w.
praises r. NJ. O's. II. SMITH, W. ID.
PAYNE, II. =. ROSSELL, and other
regulars. and G. W. sends some breezy
verses beginning. Il think your dear
old columns getting better every day;
it seems like the contributors have
such bright things to say" Tain't
our column: we're just trying to keep
it going for BILL. He'll be back
Tuesday. Hooray.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
Autos in Saskatchewan.

Saskatchewan has long boosted that 1t has as
many telephones per capita as the United
States IT now has the right to boast that 1t
has as many automobiles per capita.
The number Of automobile licenses issued in
tho province from the first of the year TO Sep
TENDER was $4,000. This is ono automobile to
every fourteen Inhabitants, land that Is the
number OF persons said government official,
"who would have to ride 10 each automobile
in the United states II the entire nation started
out duck showing on the same morning"
saskatchcwsnefs considerably ahead OF Can
ada as a whole and the other principal countries
of the world shown by the following state
ment OF the number OF persons to each auto
mobile in each; Canada, 81; cuba. o.; Great
Britain, $50; Austria 1875; France. 1pS; Switzer.
land 282: sweden, $50; Belgium, 625; Germany,
500; Mexico. e6p Italy, 9S5 Spain, 1880; Rus
sia, $4,000: Japan, 10000.
Assuming that the average value OF the cars
Is 81. 900. Saskatchewan's investment In auto
mobiles is $50. 100000 or all the machines in
the province, 81 per cent are owned by farmers.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
Right Answers
Disputed Questions

The names of the candidates for President
and Vice President OF The different parties are
as follows: Republican, Warren 6. Harding
Ohio: Calvin Coolidge, Massachusetts Demo.
cratic. James Middleton Cox. Ohio; Franklin
Delano Roosevelt, New York. Farm-L Labor uc-
ket, Farley y. Christensen Utah; Max = Hayes
ohio. Single Tax. Robert Macauley Pennsyl-
vana: Robert c. Barnum. Ohio. socialist Eu
gene V. Debs. Indiana: Seymour Stedmah IL
linok Prohi bition. Aaron = Watkins ONO; -.
Leigh Colvin New York.
The Japanese embassy says that "Nitchi
Nitchi' would be literally day day put
broader translation is day by day.
In New Orleans 1t is the custom to bury the
de- d in vaults. compartments rising in tiers,
sometimes high as eight feet above the
ground. In this vicinity 1t is not possible 10
dig very far below the surface without findins
water.
small part Of the world supply of anthracite
coal is in the United States. Most of the coal OF
this classification is in Asia. America has the
greatest supply of bituminous Goals IN the
world The Pennsylvania coal fields are the
only important ones in this country where the
close folding of rocks has changed the bituml-
nous into anthracite.
The sadness of the sea has been attributed
to the washing out of salts from the land by
rain and by rivers. and its gradual concentra-
ton by evaporation. Modern authorities. how
ever. believe that on account of the similarity
existing between the salts Of the ocean and
certain products of volcanic eruptions, that the
sea has been salt from the beginning
The four ordinary words in the English
language. which end in "dous" are: Stupendous.
tremendous,
1t is one of the requirements of the races for
the Americas Cup that all entrants coming from
foreign countries shall come under their own
sail The shamrock " did
AS a general rule, the maximum length of
a Bengal tiger, including the tail, is IL feet
with a height at the shoulder Of 3 1-3 to 3I2
feet. Such animal would weigh about 500
pounds.
Xenon Is the rarcst known gas. occurring in
the atmosphere ono part in 1sO.Ooo.00o.
The largest ST. Bernard dogs stand about 20
inches or little more at the shoulder. and
weigh about 100 pounds. Russian wolf hounds
are from IS to 81 inches high at the shoulder,
and weigh from rs to 1916 pounds.
The United states Shipping Board says the
Leyiathan carried three stacks. two of which
were smoke stacks and one for ventilation.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
Beatrice Fairfax
GIVES
Advice.

DEAR MISS FAIRFAN:
Tn, divorced. and for three years have been
giong with a young man two years older
than I.
We became acquainted through. Pass me
the salt please in a lunch room. l was
mighty lonesome. being away from home and
welcomed an opportunity to meet some one
congeniaL Our friendship developed into a
stronger feeling.
We never discussed the marriage question.
for was. I've said, lonesome. and some
how never thought of the time to come whey
we would have to part. His attitude led me
to believe, however, that no such time would
But IL has We have reached the breaking
point. and realize how devotedly love him.
but he tells me he can't ever marry, as he
has his mother to support.
I'm not a girl any longer. and have wasted
a good many years already through my mar
riage, which wasn't one of love. My nature
Is too deep to love as do now. and forget.
Was it right for him to use the best years of
,my life. with never thought of my future or
welfare? / thought he was honorable and
even now, after Knowing he never thought
OF marrying me. | still love him: Please ad-
wise me.
Can't something be done to stop these men
who don't want the responsibility of marriage
from running around running girls lives?
think a little real good advice on this ques-
ton would help lots Of unsuspecting girls
",'.. WORRIED.
= The only thlng tnat can stop theul are tue
women themselves. No woman, even. though
she love a man to distraction, should allow him
to take up all of her time to the exclusion OF
all other possible sutors, unless he has con-
fessed his love and offered her marriage In
such a case, she will be happy in waiting for
him.
IL you loved this man well enough to marry
him. you were not very prudent in letting him
waste three years Of your life without finding
out IL he loves you and intends to marry you
Again. YOU probably enjoyed tho three years
aca ua iutance quite as much as he did. His ex-
cuse for not marrying il rather lame one.
he can be beaten with the right weapons
Try and forget this unfortunate mistake. Be-
come interested in some one thing. In some
one clse and be more prudent the next time.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
HE'S SERIOUS.

DEAR MISS FAIRFAN;, o." v,
am twenty four quiet and serious. Some
months ago7I met a certain girl, and beyond
a doubt she is the one girl OF mysdreams. e
But another loves her as well as !. and
longer. lie is my best friend. chum and pal.
We are aware of each others love for this
girl but are still "buddies."
Well, this is what did. Although would
give my life for this girl, have voluntarily
withdrawn from the race. l have given up
that which my heart desired for its own. ]
have given up that which can never be re-
placed. I persuaded my pal to believe his
claim was greater than mine. did not make
the sacrifice for my tuddie alone; but be-
cause OF nay love for the girl. For In my
chum she will find n far better husband than
she would have found In me. My temper and
jealousy get the best Of the ut times But my
chum has no such curses ] think they will
soon be happy again But there Is no such
10y for me right now. Neverthele they
shall never know how suffer. Such was my
decision? Was I a fool? "BUDDIE."
No you were not a fool, but true friend
to your chum. for he was the ground hrsi
and won.
Here's hoping some day you will meet anoth.
er girl who will also prove to be the girl OF
another one OF your dreams.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
We 1OWNE GOSSIP
Registered l.. s. Patent Ofice.
registered L.. s. =
BY X. c. b.
NEW YORK, Oct. 30.

NEW YORK Oct 30.
Dear X. c. B.: On of the ferry boats of the
Jersey Central X. R. every night there comes
man wearing the cap and coat of a petty officer
out with civilian trousers, and for almost two
years every night we have seen this same thing
and now It has got goat
We were about to take up collection to buy
him a hat and coat but this morning we him
reading the page of the paper with your column,
so you are respectfully requested to write
him through your column and tell him the war is
We thank you. THE COMMUTERS.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29

ALIEN.
Guess Sod.
There was a young lady in Alexandra,
Whose ankles couldn't have been dsndier
She went to a psrk-a nice bench found.
And pretty soon was sleeping sound.
little bird huttered about her feet,
And lit upon her ankle neat:
And pecked and pecked for quite a while
Some sawdust gathered in a pile.
Wise little bird happy at play,
She conldn't fool q woodpecker hathaway.
MORAI~There are certain people
who should never go TO sleep in q park
with their hats Off.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
THAT CLUMsIEsT THING.

while playing football ! stepped Oh
my wrist. hit MY chin on my knee.
and broke two of my teeth. know
a fellow who tried to ring dumb-
bell II. y. y.
I dropped u beautiful, slushy. lemon
meringue pie on street car track.
slushy side down.
when was walking along the
street looking back at IA jane on the
corner, l bumped into lamp-post.
I. NJ. TELLiNYU.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
CoURTING OFT or STYLE.

IL old maids want young maids TO
do right,
They should picket the seats In the
park every night
II young maids want old maids to
never get hurt.
They should picket the old maids
to sec they don't hlIt
- l. l.,
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
WELCOME CARA,

Tribute 70 Old Heard q Seen,
To whom I've never written,
But by whose joys and sorro~s
I've often times been smitten.
I'm going 10 start in. although late,
And make a daily practice
OF writing q line to you ole dear.
Though IL take, what you call. tactics.
Now that I've made a quiet debut
I'm going to commence
To make my name familiar
CAR.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
LUCKY WRECO.

W. II. & i. is telling passengers OF
its increased coal bills. 1t has to pay
$S.25 a ton and has my sympathy. IL
patrons. now paying $40 for coal that
once cost 81 or SO, could get II even
for 1925, they could afford to pay
the extra fare the Wrcco wants.
PATRON.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
FRANKIE .COMEs BACK,

The Cops
OF Washington
That you said would
Have much interest in me,
Evidently read your
Missile in Heard
And Seen
Recently as
have been
Noticed by nearly
Every Cop | pass, and he
Watches me, and 7 am
Having delirium tremens
over the way
Keepers of the law
Notice me.
oh. ! am not a bit
Worried, but there are only
seven blocks from me to No. 20.
FRANKIE 3.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
DON'T BELIEVE IN SIGNS.

In window of fish market I
read: "If it swims we have it," But
they didn't have any Sennett bathing
girls. because l went in to order one
On n barber shop ! read: During
altera lions customers will be shaved
as usual" / tried IT. and the razor
only slipped four times-which is
less than usual. PlCk.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
THAT MOUSE AND A HALF.

O. l.. A. says, we think correctly,
that there really isn't any choice, al
though we printed three answers.
Two-thirds OF mouse Is the cor
rect answer.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
DECEIVED ny APPEARANCES

Conductor--"No smoking"
pat--"1'm not smoking"
But you have your pipe in your
mouth"
"Ivc my shoes ON my feet. but Tn
not walking" A. 4. w.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
SONG OF An r STREET VAMP.

l belong 10 the Home Wreckors
Union.
lure tickle men by my wiles:
But it's tough going now.
I'm obliged to allow,
The society dame
She has ruined my game
BY wearing the present day styles
PECK.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
BEHIND BILLS BACK.

You know where Beel gets his last name?
know IL
No teenk we understan' hecs game
know it,
Well here Get pes. as plain as day
HE gets dc PRICE for what WE say.
| wonder how he gets dat way
Some class dat.
Eef we coutrcebs would 60 on strike
I betcha
| betcha
From door to door and try TO sell
Sweet perfumeries dat smell.
An Heard and Seen would suffer-weli-
Don't do II.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
YOU .MUTTON- BLAME HER.

Mary had a little lamb,
1t cost her 60 cents.
Now she brings her lunch TO work,
And shows some common sense.
LEFTY.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
TELL. HER, QUICK.

NAREA wants to know when Hal
lowe'cn will be celebrated this year
Not having a horseback, were not
interested
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
AN OLFACTORY JAG.

When they hauled me to court in 4
manner so rude,
confessed. for my candor COM
PEELED IL.
There was no use denying that was
quite stewed,
For ! found an old cork. and I
smclled It,
BILLIE.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
BU VI PTIOUS.

Your bumps tell me
what kind of a man you are.
Pat-Rather. what kind Of woman
my wolfe Is.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
IRISH WIT.

Irate Woman.--If you were my hJs-
band I'd poison you.
Pat.--If l was yer husband, bedad,
I'd take il.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
100 FROM FOUR MINES.

POLLY works j.. l.. F.'s problem
thus: 1900 equals 1900. 900. 30 and 0.
Multiply 1900 by 80; divide by 300
and then by 9. Real answer-99 90
printed Wednesday.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
a. nEARD 1nSEErfSEA
A BUNCH OF KEYS.

Most powerful key. donkey; most
comical. monkey: most friendly. door
key; worst, whis-key: wittiest. joe
key; quickest. fris-ky.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29

For a jazz trio. PADDY MURPHY
STEVE WRIGHT. piano;
BRAN HUGHES. drums, and ART
FISHER, saNaphonc.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
KEEPING THEIR WIG WAN.

Q.-Why is the War Risk Insurance
Bureau like an Indian tribe?
A.-Because all the men are chiefs
and the women do all the work.
MINI EH.AHA.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
EL'iTAi'II.

Here lies the body Of Mcheh
Eurke.
who Lost his lie while lodging
wo.k SLENDER.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
MARTYR TO LEARNING.

~. X. has given up kissing while
finishing his Tech course. says II In
terferes wi II study. oh, girls!
TWO Il IA. :. GIRLS.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
PEN PICTURE

Punched back coat.
Pate6t leather hair,
Mispla ced eyebrow.
Skin SO fair.
Two cents in his pocket.
No sense in his head.
That's the famous + st. boy
OF whom you have read.
A MARINE WHO KNOWS.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
~ AIr"I.s cuOkE,

There "a soldier rrcm Fort
Worth.
Who wax born on the dar Of his
birth,
He waH married. they say
ON his wife'N uedd ng day.
And did on his last day on
cath. ARIlh
The Washington times., 1920-10-29

THAT'S THE trouble. 'ELOW THE waist
ARo,,T RIDING on fer F ANYTHING.
mes. BUT GOING to Jersey.
AND GOING to Jersey. AND RUNNING for the
ferry.
WITH CIVILIAN pants.
IT'S DIFFERENT.
AND blue coat ,o,,,, com
OF A petty officer en- .
TIC n,;st.,o AND BESIDES that.
THERE'S THE wind
.: ON OCTOBER nights.
CROSSING THE river
AM VIZ AND, ANYWAY,
ABOUT FIVE O'Clock. TIC xoNr 90 ,,.;
>,,> ran -, =, -, ness.
AND HOW do know.
AND GET in the subway. =
-. WHOEVER he is.
WITH THE half uniform.
1T WOULDN'T matter TIT ~ ur.s .,;, :, ,,o
FOR NoBoDY'D know. navy
WHAT HE had on. ON HALF pay.
THANK you.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29

Love is like an onion:
We take II with delight;
But when it's gone, we wonder
Whatever made us bite.
PETITE.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29

In the. event woman is
elected to the White House. will
her husband be called the first
man of the land and what social
standing will he have? OLE
The Washington times., 1920-10-29

i street boys should be thank
full for one thing, |. O., they do
not have to hire costumes for
halloween.
GEORGETOWN.
The Washington times., 1920-10-29
ANYTHING 10 OBLIGE.

Can you give the followIgn space!