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The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-09
LOST AND FOUND

CHECK issued by the Southern Ry. CO.
Tor $50 lost in Grand Ocean Cafe, 10
Anderson's or IN front of Rialto. Re-
ward MAIN sofi.
UOUND-Lost, female houndi black.
nose, breast and feet tan. left ear IL
cropped. Finder call y. L. Dorsey,
Main 1851. or notify james p. Knox
los Tinker a.. East Chattanooga. Lib
cral reward.
WAGON-If hoy who left wagon on
Long st. lest THURSDAY afternoon VIII
cru ~ is12 Ions and pay for ad he
r--v h,-a r~-~e
~ Or Iosf and Fcun5 Ads See Want 40
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-09
KING OF BAVARIA DEAD

Paris. Nov. 9.-rormcr King Lu VIE
III OF bavaria II dead. aged Is years,
raid dispatch from Munich this after
noon
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-09
EFFORT TO BURN LIBRARY

Dublin. Nov. g--.An unsuccessful at
tempt was made early today 20 nUrn
the Carnegie library and technical
school at Tralce. Fart OF Tralee IL In
ruins as the result OF reeeut disorcers.'
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-11-09

a. Or Losf and Fcun5 Ads See Want a.
Paasl
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
WOOD men ARE
CLAIMING N. Y.
Delegates to Go Uninstruct-
ed in Empire State
BY HAROLD ID. JACOBS

NEW YORK. April s.--one hun.
drcd and fourteen republican and
l4g democratic delegates 10 the ma
tional conventions were on the block
today. They were 10 be selected as
follows.
Republicans--New York primary.
IS: wisconsin primary. &c.
Domocrats--Ncw York primary.
90: Wisconsin. &c: Minnesota conven-
ton. "a: Philippine islands couyeD-
ton. 6.
The situation I'm New York was de
cidcdly obscure. Practically the en-
tire slate Of republican delegates was
unopposcd The regulars viii go
10 the Chicago convention unpledged-
Johnson supporters provided a few
contests. particularly in New York
city. Hoover supporters had two
candidates for delegates In the i7th
congressional district. Manhattan.
The Wood organization declared IL
was perfectly willing for the repuf-
iican delegates 20 be unpledged. They
figured 1. this way:
New York's delegation viii go 20
the convention determined to back
a winner" The Wood men forecast
that as Ohio goes. New York viii
go" They are confident OF winning
some OF the Ohio delegation from
Senator Warren G. Harding. II they
can 70 demonstrate Woods strength
against native son" they expect
10 get the backing OF the New York
group.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06

Suspected of being a room provier.
T.. Fernandez. 20. a Mexican. was
found wandering around on an up
per floor OF the Greeuieaf hotel.
eisit jackson St. Tuesday morning
and was arrested on an open charge
pending police investigation.
Fernandez had n number Of skele-
ton keys and more than 800 In cash
hidden In n secret pocket In his
clothes when searched by the poilccp
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
ACREAGE
POULTRY AND DERRY RANCH
Nil IMPROVED

acres good bottom land. ali In cui-
tiNBtiuns fine bearing orchard.
berries lawn. flowers; Groom
house. barn, good poultry houses
ana other buiidinEri some hay
garden tools. chtckanh. good COW
very pleasant surrounding. Fruit
chnnorY viii contract for All your
berries IN advance a family can
have "a nice home and make a good
hNinE here raising berries ana
poultry. Lots Of outside work close
by " wanted. Price $4,000. o.. 500
cash. uhlin. $50 Lumbor EG-
change iitdE.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06

CHICAGO. April e.-Unless the
victims OF robberies perpctrated by
John +. Schmidt can prove that
$4,000 In bonds he possesses were
obtained thru conversions OF his
loot. he will get the bonds when he
finishes serving a penitentiary sent
ence. Thus far the proof has been
lacking
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
10-Year-Old Boy
Slightly Injured

Mrs A. p. spaulding. Jr.. 2sie s5th
ave, 5. W, reported TO the police
Tuesday that John USHER. io-year-old
boy living at sos Madison St. slipped
aud fell against her automobile al
Seventh ave. and Madison ST.. Mon
day afternoon He was slightly
bruised.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
s ron sAIE-REAL ESTATE

1850
Groom cottage. located on toxioo-
foot lots good garden SOIL. city
iight. water FUN plumbing except
bath. 1850 cash. tib per month,
with Interest
1850
i-room cottage. this place eonaidrf
very good buy for any onr want
inE 60 keep chickens and raise
thor vegetables. a. the ground y
ss1l0p feet. well Improved. lots or
shTubbeFy. come terms
$500
T. room modern house. located On
18TH ave - imrroNcme all IA
and paid. Including pas ins. rte X
would cost more 90 build ihe
house to-day. owner says sell
terms 1850 cash. $50 per month,
with interest
DAVID T.. rAETMAN
1894 Third Ave
Phone after 3 y. ~. or sunday
iiAinier tsfJ
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
School Gusts Girls;
Father Sues State

FRANCESToWN. N. II. April 6.
William Bassett, wellto-do resi-
dent OF this town. has brought suit
against the New Hampshire state
board OF education. seeking to com.
pei the board to educate his two
daughters. aged IL and fe years.
Bassctt charges that for three years
the children, whom he would not al.
low to be vnccinated, had not been
allowed to attend public school.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
LOGGED Or LANDS

WRITE ron MAP SHOWING 10
cation. low price and easy terms
of sale OF ioEged-off lands offered
20 settlers IN Western Washington
WEN Ei,HAEEgEE TIMBER co.
TACOMA WkSIIINGTOk
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06

IMPROVED BOTHELL FARM
IL acres; 10 cleared. one block from
pavement. two H-room houses: .
running water. all necessary out
buildings; 1855 bearing fruit trees:
berries, garage. extra fine soil
owners old. and unable TO work
place. Sacrifice for $4,000; half
cash. THE DURi.AND AGENCY.
ai2 Leary bldg.
HERE'S a GOOD BuY. NEAR So
attle--fO acres. all good land
running creek about acres
cleared. lot slshed. i-room plas-
tered house. barn. chicken house
for 400 hens; on good road; near
Price $500, easy terms.
u. cHAIPELI. 4i5 Crazy Bldg.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
sTOCkn MD ItONDs

WILL Buy
Liberty Bonds. Pan Motor
200 fuireil Car Coupler
200 Deep Sea Salvage.
WILL SELL
10 Guardian Trust Savings Bank
90 Haileta Hoiterup.
~ Srcurity Auto Tube
IS Scariett Llfc Savings
loo AfnalERmated Appliance
i15 simplex Auto wheel
zoo Texas Crude.
eco Universal High Power.
sfT Pacific Electric Wclder.
500 Beacon Coal
300 Western Smelling & Power.
tee Sequim Gas A. oil
5000 l. \. l. oil a Refining.
MAX WINKI.ER
ia Union st Elliott SEQ
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
CARD or THANKS

NE WISH TO IMPRESS OUR
heartfelt thanks to our friends for
the beautiful floral offerings and
sympathy extended durinS the i'll
ness and death Of our dear daugh-
ter and sister, Olga
OTTO w.
ALFRED T.. and
JOSEpH Johnson
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
MACilINENv

pRAG ASb WOOD SAWS
VAUGHAN STEAM (Titr LATE
VAUGHAN a BEAVER GASOLINE
NRfGGS AFRO WOOD SAWS
4. u HICKS COMPANY
ei2 First Ave, 81
Eli Trio MOTOR Drill Y T.
pumpH ". Montvlius Price co.
Rent Or sale. Main sl9. ga let 4.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
FARM LANDS

REAL LITTLE GEM
Lying ha pretty a. picture. on nnc
tiT00. hair cash; i2h acres, pro-
dueinR fruits; amalf house and
barn, ideal for HOME berries.
fruits. poultry. small daifying. 80.
CHARLES poMTRs COMPANY
Alaska Building
i0-AcHE Farm, a HisAL BARGAIN
All rich soil. bottom and gentle
slope. 9 acres cleared. 4-room cot
thEe, large barn. chicken house.
bIo0def house. COW, hsifer. horse.
30 hens: farm tootn. 2 acres straw.
berries ana loghnberrisH, % fruit
trees. stream. Price 1910. 1880
cash
T.. VAN ARsDALE a. 90.
1913 Third Avenue
1916 LAND BAI.E
Clear Lake Lumber Co. lands being
sold out. so to $50 per acre Fine
to-acre tracuH. 1900. 400 caAh.
II you ever want land. buy now.
That lf my advice.
u. g. pETEnA. 71G Third Ave.
q. fOE sALE--,vATEkf HONT
PROPERTY
$40 i2s CASH $50
SUMMER cAMP At KEYPoRT
The beauty spot OF Puget sound.
quiet, yet busy place. away frutg
toe noise and strife Of city iife. 3
boats daily to ana from Seattle.
KEYPORT
10 equipped with spring water piped
10 every lot, electric lights every
where, good bathing beach. boat
ing, fishing. clam digging and
dancing are the chief hInuHemcnts.
EO1E PLACE.
CLIFFORD LAND co.
GU Third Ave. Elliott %
on PUGET SOUND 10 ACRES
with $50 feet beach frontage on
salt watrT-Huung south slope
beautiful madrona grove. near
heaeb--iitti~ spring creek on land.
Price 1913; terms 1875. balance
per cent P. n t-6b Charles
Somcta Co. Alaska bldg.
.s-AcRE IMPROVED vAsHoN WAT
"rfrunt farm. - mile from ferry;
oil level, low bank. orchard. Will
nubdlvldr. easy terms. owner. Box
T. Hurton. wash.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
FOR s,Ls--RrAL ESTATE
cowrN rARIk nrNnALow

ANOTHER SNAP similar TO that
which We offered last week. and
sold on FRIDAY \ real high riaEH
property. bW n~f going 10 New
York. and tnntrurts uH 60 SILL.
either FtNNiAuED 81 uNFUItN.
lhltEb iias large beautifully
finished rooms. massive fire.
place. OAK FLOON buiit.ln frh
tufes 81 evory description. com.
Eirtr cabinet kitchen. with brehi.
fast room laundry. etc. level lot.
fbNt0G e. alley, all in lawn and
shfubbery iunt for a home =
years ago Almost IMMEDIATE
i'OsSEHSiON. Price ONLY o. $40.
With $1,000 cash. Or COMPLETE
~ FtHNiAiiED high grade fur
nlture. including Nictrpla. ONLY
$3.50. with $1,000 each. balance
aH rent. 10 reHponHibls buyer
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06

FISHING or TOwnOAT. sars 1T.
10 h. .. Imperial engine. fully
equipped. stove. two buaks iisen
run about six months. A bargain
Phone it-f-t. Edison. wash N.
Z. Nopiey, owner.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06

iOGAhBEttHY LAND
Get away from the uncertainties Of
city life with ito high prices for
everything. whore the few dollars
you save are used up during pc
fiod 81 idirnenH. get out on the
land where few acres viii sup
port you la comfort. win no wor-
~ about hard times or strikes
acres. $50. terms monthly
10 acres. 700. terms 10 monthly
20 acres. 100. terms 20 monthly
Ken soil, plenty ~ water good
schools, near Fheiflc highway.
". x. MAC FAitiANE
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
io-Acnn Farm nAnGAIN

49, NEAR KENT
rms splendid farm Go be sold this
week 10 n bargain FOR some one.
owner wflten uH. MUST SELL
PRICE TO O.. 600 Rich. level
land, close 10 town. corner two
good roads. t-ruom house, large
barn. poultry house. 90 large fruit
trrea, city water. team. hRfncs q
wagon ipolR. cows, chickens.
5000. hair cash
ROBERT MALTBY co. 1905 ard Az
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
BUNGALOW BARGAIN

t.Tst-p andy s-fnom bungalow.
furnished complete. combination
living and dininE room. bed.
rooms Kitchen and bath Indirect
lighting porch arroHn sntire
front. with brick piers, cement
caps. fkVO cash. ta5 per month
MAKE A STAHT-GET A HOME
Gro A. SPENCER & co.
s8ft Ferdinand 81 columbia Cityl
~ II. Marsh. Manager
Phone Rainier -
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
i FOR sALE-aUT0N0BILEs

II YOu ARE LOOKING FOR 4
good exchanged car. don't fail 10
come up 10 our HhteHroom and zee
the real exchanged car. We have
many. and they are In the best
mechanical condition.
We also trade, and give easy terms
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06

THIS is TO CERTIFY THAT D. F.
McChcSney has made application
60 establish n Woodworking shop
at sei6 =. Madison 81. lot IL. block
81. Madison Street Addition. Any
one desiring To protest such oc-
cupaney must file such protest at
office OF building Departmcnt
Room sos County-city Building.
nrinr To Anrl LIZ 100.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
y ~ SINfsSs 0rTONTINiTIES

~ btstNtSs OPPORTUNITIES
location. Great deal tl.e7f; 500
eash. 80 weekly. Elliott isao-w.
ELDERLY LADY WISHES PART
Nor with fa~ hundred: good prop
osiilon. Box E-i7, care star
CIGAR STAND AT a BARGAIN.
owner leaving city by April Is.
Call at sila Ftfst ave
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
FARM LANDS
BARGAIN

30 ACRES, IMPROVED: 10 COWS
All rich level land. absolutely no
rock or gravel: highly improved
section. fine farm buildings, com
pletc set farm tools. including
Ford car; team, 10 good cows,
chickens. orchard; the best iO-acrc
farm west Of the mountains. only
f2,Sh0 cash. is years on balance,
4. VAN ARSDALE & co.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
GARAGES
ii0ITs AND LAUNCHES

MODERN GARAGE foH RENr. 81
month. tG91 Maple way. Gate
wood
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
r FURNISHED APARTMENTS
AND FI.ATS

ufrFIs FURSfshED 2 AND a.
room apartments; steam heat; also
housekeeping foo~s. 11lb 18th
0vw = Beacon s1iz.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
% BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES
WANTED

w WISH TO PROMOTE. PROFIT
able enterprises What have you
ia mind that you can work out
succrHEluiiy IL we furnish material
Assistance Eskl star
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81 ron sNIE-NTTo TKucKs

A GOOD TRUCK
Al bargain, o. 500 buys n u ton
stewart truck. panel body. excel
lent mechanical shape coed rub
h.r all around, II iH working
every day. can be seen only before
500 a M after E 90 y. m and by
special appointment Terms given.
Frank v. Grace. iti0 Msntern ave-
Phone Queen Anne gis. Apt !. or
Main aNm
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
ACREAGE

STOP PAYING RENT AND BUY
TINS =, acre. oil cleared small
house; barn; chicken houses for
400 birdei all kinda OF fruit: close
10 city and street car. win sell
on terms like rent
MERRITT REALTY co.
I2i New York Blk.
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The Seattle Star
DIRECTORY.
Atforueys-at-I.aw

Attorueys-at-Law
J. +. BALL - ESTABLISHED 1857.
All cases. Consultation. advice.
Moderate fees. Free department
ais Burke Bldg. a05 Second ave.
Z. T. Schoff. Downs Blk, 1903 End av.
Computation free. All cases Fees
moderate.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06

EGGS THoRoBREp WHITE LEO
horns. 10 cents each. fOis Ninth
y. y. Phone North 1851.
WILL tINCUBATE EGGS. CENTS
each. White Lszhorn chicks for
sale. Beacon 27fs
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06
HnIisES E0R RENT

t-Eo0M HOUSE. on 2sTH AVE.
near l.. Union. Main 1890. Claude
q Ramsay a. co.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-06

l.. s. ARMY GOODS SAILS
Reclaimed raiucoAtH. army aud navy
tents. all slneH: double white wool
blankets $500! navy blue striped
blankets. $500: pillows and quilts
tOe0o pounds 81 white Red Gross
cotton in S and s.pound bales 1Ac
per pound. parcel post isc extra
on each package. tss Pacific
Hinck, Second and Yesier. fifth
floor Phone Elliott sis9.
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1920-08-27
To DARKEN HAIR
APPLY SAGE TEA
Look Young! Bring Back Its
Natural Color, Gloss and
AttracdveneSS.

Common garden sage brewed into
heavy tea with sulphur added, will
turn gray. streaked and faded hair
beautifully dark and luxuriant. Just
few applications will prove a revela-
ton il your hair is fading. streaked or
gray. Mixing the Sage Tea and Sui
phur recipe at home, though, is trou-
blesome. An easier way is to get a
bottle Of Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Compound at any drug store all ready
for use. This is the old-time recipe
improved by the addition OF other in
gradients.
While wispy, gray faded hair is not
sinful, we all desire to retain our
youthful appearance and attractive
ness. By darkening your hair with
Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur Compound,
no one can tell, because it does it 50
naturally, so evenly. You just dampen
a sponge or soft brush with il and
draw this through your hair. taking
one small strand at a time; by morning
all gray hairs have disappeared, and.
after another application or two, your
hair becomes beautifully dark, glossy,
soft and luxuriant.
This preparation Is a delightful toilet
requisite and Is not intended for the
cure. mitigation or prevention Of dis
ease
The Ocala banner. (Ocala, Marion County, Fla.) 1883-194?, 1920-08-27
HUMOR IN THE BIBLE

Answering the question, rs there
any humor in the Bible?" DR.. George
w. Englar, pastor of the Bethany
Lutheran church in Pittsburg, Pa.
writes in the Pittsburg Dispatch:
The Bible has between its covers the
finest strains of poetry, the most me
morable deeds of history, the pro
foundest teachings of philosophy, the
most impressive experiences of per
sonal biography, the Hottest principles
of morality.
And so far as know, / never stand
anywhere in my daily experience but
see where the feet of men mentioned
in the Bible have stood there before
me. There are coffins and cradles in
the Bible. There are glories and
glooms in the Bible. There are fan
ascents and deep descents in the
Bible. And when l put my ear to it ]
hear universal man as he sobs and
sings and signs and swears and sup
plicates. II is mans book.
There is mystery and comedy and
tragedy in that book. There is moth.
ing happened in your life but it is in
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that book. There is nothing you ever
did or thought but it is there in the
book. And it is not only a record of
yesterday, but a description of today
and prophecy of tomorrow.
And there is humor in 1t, too. VINO
can read, for instance, the forty-slxth
chapter of Isaiah without seeing the
irony there? It is the description OF
the making of an idol. 1.-THE people
lavish their gold and hire goldsmith
who maketh it into a god. They bear
it upon their shoulders. They carry
it and set in its place and it standetn.
From it's place it shall not remove.
They cry unto it, but it cannot an
swer."
Or witness that contest on Mount
Carmel: "And Elijah said unto the
prophets of Baal: Chose you one bull
lock for yourself and dress it, call
on the name of your god And they
took the bullock and dressed 1t and
called on the name of Baal from morn
ing until noon saying: oh, Baal, hear
u.s. And it came to pass at noon that
Elijah said: Cry aloud; maybe he is
musing or peradventure he sleepeth.' :
Think you there is no humor in these
lines?
Or come to the New Testament; two
men are vending their way to the
temple. The one is a Pharisee and
the other a Publican. THE Pharisee
stands and prays thus with himself, -
part of him is praying and part
is listening" / have an idea that
God in the heavens laughs at the pre-
posterous absurdity-"Man measuring
himself against the infinite
The wonder is not that find humor
in the book that is intended for uni
versal man, but the wonder, in my
mind, is that so few read and know
of such a wonderful book.
1t charms me like the dawn, like
the singing of birds in the springtime,
like the blossoms of the trillium in the
shady places in the woods, like the
laugh of a child, like the sons of wo-
men. Above ALL as Coleridge said,
1T finds me- in all the moods and ex-
periences of life"
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IF
For the Women Voters

For the Women Voters
If you can keep your vote when all
about you
Are throwing theirs away on this
and that;
If you can think with politics about
Of major issues that are plain and
flat;
If you can see your way through florid
speeches
And never lose your head on flowery
Then you can vote as well as who wear
breeches,
And you can vote so that the voting
pays.
If you can walk through crowds that
shout in passion,
And never leave your reasoning be-
hind;
If you can think, when feeling is the
fashion,
And never trust to luck or go it
behind;
If you can keep the welfare of the ma
ton
Above the gain or glory of few
You'll make the ballot yet decora-
ton
Worthy voter, and woman, too.
Miami Herald.
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Chamberain's collie and Diarrhoea
Remedy

This is unquestionably one of the
most successful medicines in use for
bowel complaints. A few doses of it
will cure an ordinary attack of diarr-
hoea. 1t has been used in nine cpl
mics of dysentery with perfect sue
cess. 1t can always be depended upon
to give prompt relief in cases of collie
and cholera morbus. When reduced
with water and sweetened it is pleas
ant to take. Every family should keep
this remedy at hand. adv
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OLD TIMER WHO KNOWS THE
GAME TELLS ABOUT IT IN AN
UP TO DATE DICTIONARY
New York WORLDLY

New York WORLDLY
Copies have been received in New
York of a quaint little political vol
ume called Ben Fields Political Die
tionary and History of the Great Po-
litical Parties" 1t is copyrighted by
r. B. Oldfield, of Bath, N Y, and was
published in that place
Some of the definitions are as fol-
lows:
Autocracy-Whoever is on top.
Ballot-A list of the unemployed.
Booth-A canvas bound dungeon.
A room in hotel A method of
solitary confinement, in which pris-
oner is allowed only pencil and paper
and is required to make his will by
selecting at random from a list of
total strangers a force Of officers to
go through his pockets and personal
effects during the ensuing year.
Boss Improper and fraction)-The
head of the herd. In politics col
lector of tithes.
Campaign-A French verb mean
ing to run, to sprint. An American
| institution which provides the entire
nation with a college education in
three months.
Meaning of leash"
Cash pletive)-Used, but never
referred to in politics.
Clarion-A hollow horn, blown only
in political speeches in connection
with loud tocsin.
| Conciliate-To flatten or squash.
onvention-Singular, also unique.
A materalized middle. See riot, 70
Ter, raw, rangle, and riddle.
Congress-A permanent convention
consisting of two bodies, both of
which are the head. Called safety
valve of nation, also whistle. A clear
ing house for wild ideas.
Corporation-An amalgamation of
allied interests, paying two taxes to
maintain Government experts to see
that two taxes are paid.
Convene-To come together; to
crash.
Delegate-French for goat.
Democrat-Derived from Irish verb
Dig. j. e., Demon. (a) One who is
looking for trouble. (b) An empty
wagon. (c) A lineal descendant of
another Democrat.
Dollar-An adjective from Doll,
meaning small In politics, no longer
used, except in bales
Elephant-A racing animal used by
Republican Party every four years.
Noted for it's thick skin and enormous
appetite.
Electorate-Those who attend poll
tical meetings and read the correspon.
dence column in the daily.
Enroll-To register, to kick in, to
join, to cleave to and to cumber up
political party for no reason at all
except to travel with the drove.
And What is Flask?
Flask-Formerly a fulcum; now,
not.
Harmony-Ge Generally believed to be
fable.
Harpoon-Used in politics instead
of shield. Always hurled, but never
thrown. Same as singing retort.
Hullabaloo - Condensed campaign
argument.
Ingrate-Any voter who changes pc
litical parties.
Job-See Burleson on Hold Fast"
Lie-An improved campaign state
ment.
Liar-Any member of the opposite
political party who is not present.
Majority-What every candidate has
before election and few have after
election.
Miscreant-The candidate nomin-
ated by the other party.
Mollusk-AnOther name for inspec-
tor of elections.
Oyster-In politics, any one who
fails to applaud.
SOCIALISM, governmental banana
peel.
Register-A wise provision for hold
ing down the vote.
Suffrage-The right to enroll. reg
lister, argue, rave, vote, and fight.
Opposite of Santa Claus.