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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

antee 20 the roads expires, Il viii be
necessary for them TO get busy and
insure a proper return on their
property So long as the govern
roads which accepted the guarantee
offer are sure Of a fair return, but
when il expires September I. the
roads win be padding their own
canoes and the only way they can
obtain a fair return IS by working
for 10, and working hard"
What Z recommend is a city ordi-
nance prohibiting the building OF a
house on less than two lots Of ground
80 feet" said II. B. Stevens, who
spoke at the real estate board lunch
Fl Pasc Herald stated that I sUg-
Eested an ordinance providing no
house be built less than so feet wide,
and 1 have had a number Of tele-
phone calls asking Why The width
OF a house means little 20 me or 10
neighborhOOds have been almost
ruined by small shack houses being
placed on too narrow lots. It
would mean better ventilation 10
build on 5o-foot lots, lessen the fire
hazard and in every way be more
desirable
Prices in the east are, dropping
rapidly" said Herman Ortega, who
has Just returned from New York and
Philadelphia Many OF the larger
stores are putting price decreases into
effect in almost every line OF goods.
Indications in the east are that the
price drop viii not spread far west
until freight traffic conditions are
bettered, but the decline IS expected
to reach the west next fail. Clothing
prices in Il Paso are lower than in
New York even though the prices
have been lowered there"
\
with England tying up and con-
trolling the commerce Of her posses
siOns. Ireland's commerce is slowly
being choked to death" said Arthur
Mcdonald. IF ireland ever shakes
the yoke Of tyranny of OF her shoul-
ders as America did and gives Eng
land a wallOp- the world will find a
new commercial unit with which to
deal ] am not an Irishman and GER
tainlT not an EuElishman. but I be
ieve that England viii some day pay
a heavy penalty for her conduct to
ward her smaller possession Ireland
has a dairy business which. II allowed
to grow into what the Irish could
make it. would rival any in the world
her vegetable crops would be suffi-
cient 10 supply herself and other
countries. did not the English allow
her products TO rot in the fields by
persistent manipulation Of her COM
merce-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

and their fathers and their mothers
and their uncles and their aunts came
70 Jlmmie's Judy show.
They took seats in front OF the old
dog house ana pretty soon the Itrls
curtain went I'd and there vas NJ.
Punch dancing about Just as though
he might be alive o. course. % was
Jimmie. the duck, who was hidden be-
meath the stage. moving M Punch
about
wen. here 7 am7' cried NJ. Punch.
in his squeaky voice, only really. 10
was Jimmie. OF course talking
through a quill
yes. and here 7 an cried Judy,
as Jimmie moved her out
~oh, here you are. are youS
squawksd 1Ir- Punch. and with In
club he tickled Judy over the head.
@Oh, desrt Oh. dear. Oh. dear
cried Judy. and al the animal chill
dren laughed for they knew 81 was
all in fun and she wasn't hurt at all.
Then Jimmie made Punch and Judy
do other funny things and Uncle
Wigglly liked It very much
All OF sudden Judy who was
having a hard time being Dckled by
the club OF Mr. Punch, suddenly
threw a bean bag at him IT struck
him on the nose and sommersaulted
him down behind the stage.
Hal Hal That's the way 20 do &C.
That's the way I do itg' squeaked
Judy, almost like Mr.. Punch And
then. all at once Judy seemed TO BE-
looking straight at Uncle WiEgiiy.
you get on ont OF here.r cried
Judy Though OF course 80 was jim
ME making her talSl- Get ont OF
here-7
At first all the animal boys and
girls thought Judy was speaking
man, but when they turned they saw
that the bad old Skeesicks had sud-
denly come into the show and vas
creeping I'D behind Mr. LoeSearss
ready 10 set his souse-
run away from here" cried Judy
70 the Skee-
Not until 7 set some souse-'
howled the BAD chap
Wen. try tals first" sQuawled
Judy, and with that she caught up the
club, which 1fr- Punch had dropped
when she hit him with the bean has
And Judy threw the club ut the Skees
and It landed on his nose and bumped
him so hard that he yelled.
-Oh- woWl 7 don't want 70 see any
more Judy shows" Then he ran away.
and he didn't get Uncle WigsIiy's
souse. and Jlmmie's show went On.
and every body said "a was fine. So
Do the rubber hand PLAYS a nice tune
for the refrigerator 70 dance with the
tea kettle. III tell you next about
Uncle WiEEily and Peetie's Potatoes.
Copyright, 1890, by Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13
The Real Issue.

A MITCHELL PALMER, attorney general of the United
- States expects TO win the Democratic nomination for
the presidency his record price reducer With great
flourish M Palmer announced 10 the country his program
for bringing down the cost Of necessare His agreement
with the packers and his orders for the prosecution Of
pr0eers gave little hope to the country that relief
in sight The expected reductions have not been brought
about. Prices of necesssTies mounting.
Presidential candidates having little TO say about
high prices further than promise TO seek remedy.
Senator johnson admits he doesn't know where the trouble
lies But he ys-impressively like Mr. Bryan-thst
somewhere between the producer and the there
proeerng and it is the business of government
find out where It IS That sounds logical enough; Mr
Johnson has been in the government service many years,
and any information be has the subject viii be received
with appreciation
Candidates free with promises but offer solution
The league Of nations the paramount issue with the
people. With them the issue IS prices and taxes
Politicians may the candidates and draft the plat
forms, but they cannot make the issues.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13
Questions and Answers.
what 5slision does senator HI.


=
". ram johnson protest. r. C..
A. In reply to this question sen
ator Johnsou's office states that
neither the senator nor Mrs. johnson
attend any church regularly but "vou
may say that the senator Is a 53rd de-
gree Mason"
q What r. the river that Roose-
welt discOveredf F. r.
A. The River OF Doubt. which Theo-
dore Roosevelt explored and placed
on the map, is now known as Rio
reodoro. 1t is in the western part OF
the state OF Matte Crosse in Brazil.
flows north $50 miles, and empties
into the Madeira river.
q HoW many people are killed in
industryf J. n. r.
A. According 20 a report OF the
National Safety council, during the 10
months we were at war $4,000 per
sons were killed in this country in
industrial accidents
O. WHIST IL the morris danee''R
A. This is an old English dance OF
Moorish origin When danced in
May day celebrations IL was an
elaborate costume dance. There Ware
several variations OF this dance. the
two most popular being the sword
dance and the ribbon dance.
q who was the first man who Of
fered prayer before conErcssf T. VI.
"A. Llls was JACOB DOucnes a clergy
man and writer. who on September z.
1874. made the opening prayer before
the Continental congress then assem-
hled in Carpenters han. Philadelphia.
He acted as chaplain 20 congress for
three months after the Declaration
Of Independence.
q How can phonOgraph records
be cleanedf D. X. T..
A. You should wipe of the records
with a cloth dipped in alcohol. then
brush them with a soft brush to take
the dust out OF the seams. and wipe
off again with cloth dipped in alco-
hol.
O. Has the postmaster general Al
ways been n member Of the prcsl-
dents cnbinetf r. l.. Il.
A. While each presidential admin
istration has had q postmaster gen
eral such officers were not members
of the cabinet before 1929.
@ What. r. the flag Of the Zion
lists orEuniEutiouf r. Il.
A. This flag consists OF a white
ground having two light blue stripes.
one near the top. one near the bottom
OF the flag In the center OF the
white field are six pointed stars.
O. What Is the Pcntateuchf r. 8.
A. This is a designation OF the five
books in the Hebrew Bible ascribed
by tradition 20 Moses. The English
titles Of these books are Genesis
Exodus, Leviticus. Numbers and Deu-
teronomy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

GGDURI1zG the year 1913 more than
$4,000 families moved from the
United States into western
Canada for the reason that Canada
has been advertising her land for
FOUR years, said TV. X Whipple, Of
the west Texas chamber Of com
merce, with offices at stamford west
Texas has more advantages to offer
than weston Canada and If Is only
because we are not advertising that
we are not getting the homeseekers-
west Texas has many things TO
overcome When John Q. Fremont
was sent to this country in the early
SOS by congress TO determine how
far west agriculture was practical.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13
Your Opportunity.

MAY 80 Memorial day, takes significance since
41 graves Of American soldiers in France to be dec
GRATED Last Nay So the first Memorial day after the
great war the United States still had large representation
French soil and these Americans, aided by the French
It that flowers placed the grave Of every
fallen soldier Now the Americans have home and II
cannot be asked that the French people bear the expense
Of decorating the thousands Of American graves. The
French viii place the flowers labor Of love but the
money needed for this patriotic tribute should come from
this side
The American Legion has undertaken the work Of rais
ing funds for this purpose The money obtained through
voluntary contributions VIII be sent to the Paris post Of
the legion, which viii direct the placing Of flowers the
resting place Of Americans in 400 cemeteries Of France
The new theory that light has weight and is real sub
stance brings encouragement. We may learn to live
boiled sunbeams,
It looks as that PeTshng ship could have lodged the
little West Indian island with all the water there the
Atlantic
The wind IS tempered to the shorn lamb. Now that free
lunch no longer exists we have nobody who needs it.
In an American election we count the returns In Mex
leo they count the remains
Clever men are good. but they are not the best
Thomas Carlyle
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13
Bedtime Stories For The Little Ones
UNCLE wIGGLY AND JIllAlIEs JUDY SHOW

A RE you coming. Uncle Wiggily-
a Are you comingZp chattsrsd John
ME Bushytaii, the squirrel boy. as
he saw the bunny rabbit gentleman
hopping through the woods one morn
ing
Am 7 coming2 Don't YOU mean an
7 golng- answered UnUcle Wiggily-
II you ask that, I am an going 70
the drug store 70 get some sassafras
peppermint candy for Nurse Jane"
Now. don't mean that Chartered
Johnnie 7 mean are Won coming 20
Jimmie WibbleWobbls's Punch and
Judy show
4 didn't know he was going 70
have one" said Uncle Wiggily.
-Oh, he is" went on the squirrel
chap, and I'm sure you'll get an inTi-
tatlon.'
Wei. 7 hope so" said UUncUIs
Wiggily as he pinkled his twink nose.
which is just the same as twinkling
a pink nose only backward. you see
So the bunny rabbit hoped on.
and Johnnie went 10 the hollow
stump school and ali the while Uncle
WiEgily was thinking Of Jimmie's
Judy show He was thinking so much
about 10 that when he reached the
drug store. and the lizard clerk asked
MIN what he wanted, Uncle Wiggtly,
instead OF saving -sassafras pepper
mint candy answered.
-Ill, have a bottle OF Punch and
Judyr'
And then he laughed and 50 did
the lizard. and Uncle Wiggily told
what he really wanted Now. when
the bunny gentleman rabbit reached
MS hollow stump bungalow With the
candy FOR Nurse Jane (for ne had now
built himself a new one after the
fire. mus<rat lady housekeeper said.
Here's a letter for you. Uncle Wig
gily--
Il guess it's the invitation TO jim
mics Judy show" said Mr. LonEears.
Yes, that's it." he went on as he
read f. Wen both go. Nurse Jane
Jimmie. the boy duck. had built
little theater in his yard Il was
made from an old dog house that
llr- and Mrs Bow Wow. the father
and mother OF Jackie and Peetie. did
not want any more Jimmie made a
curtain for the front OF the kennel
and near it he put some seats for the
audience
Where are you going to sit. Jim
mie2' asked Lulu and Alice. the two
duck girls. who we're Jimmie's sis
rers-
~Oh. I'm going 20 be inside. behind
the curtain I'm the one who moves
Punch and Judy about. and says the
funny things, and makes Mr. Punch
hit everybody with his club went on
I'm Ike the works inside
a clock I make the show 60"
After while Uucle WigEiiv and
Nurse Jane and Grandma Goosey and
many OF the animal boys and girls
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

is there any Limericker IN town
who owns a side saddlee Jessica
Plmpton Mutt, wife Of our campaign
manager, has notified US that she
viii not ride astrlde in the Dudley
0r-prasident parade II Is the plan
Of corporal kingsley, IN charge OF
the 1Fomen's division. to have Mrs
Mutt appear as Joan OF Arc and have
her sing The Presideutial Blues IN
an oldtime way while seated on her
horse Mrs. Mutt SAYS she must have
a side saddle or she won't ride a
horse Everybody knows The Presl-
Dental Blues" sounds best when sung
By a mounted vocalist hence our re-
quest for the old fashioned saddle
II you have one kindly address It 70
Mr. Mutt and drop 81 IN a mail box
We must not miss out on this feature
Of the parade, as MIS- Mutt is a beau
tffuI woman with pretty teeth
Now. tOday's trick rhyme friends,
IS minus a word thar means some
thing that everybody eats except Old
toothless people who live on soup
II IS often found in wagons u you
guess the word send IL in Immediately
with a check for $500 and a new pair
OF mems low shoes. size for the
campaign fund Include silk stockings
OF course The rhyme.
While dining one evening. said Fred.
I've got an idea In my head
This walters a nut
I've everything but
Some butter 70 put on my @
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13
A Line O. Cheer
Each Day O. The Year
ny JOHN ICENDRICK HANGS.

TIRE TEST.
HlsbORTUNE brings the best in Us
w to light,
Just as the stars shine glowingly
at night.
From pain and deadly travail beauty
springs,
From mire and muck come floral
offerings.
So when the day seems dark. and
woes shall press
And round about you hover Hosts Of
Stress.
Yield not unto despair. but rather
spur
Your spirit on the proofs Of Chsrae-
ter
Copyright, 1920. Mcclure Newspaper
Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

Edward Robins and Harry Dur1nt
have a new plan for staging plays
Mr. Robins viii finance the produc-
lions and Mr.. Duraut viii write the
plays II there are any profits they
win divide them equally. Picture and
stock rights VIII be sold o. the zane
basis. No royalties viii be paid ard
there will be no management cha Ees-
IF a play OF mine can't make
money I don't want a cent says Alr
Durant. fIf IL does make money I
want half the profits"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13
Ripping Rhymes
Shoes

PRICED today; price, away.
dealer begged N iIened tones that would hand twenty bones and
old feet make them think
frugal and won't let them
they'd feeling they
dsdsin attrsd leather
stair that leads the attic where al the
ior whose number not known And there
dozen pairs On the ioor al lying struggling
times when shoes cheap the
unsgdy holes, aud I've
shot You see the moral well; way H.
Copyright MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13
REVISE TEXAS BLUE LAW s.
TO CONFORM TO GOOD USAGE

thing to square profession with performance and relieve
the great majority Of people in the state from the
sity Of breaking laws consciously unconscously when
they do things Sunday which they consider moral,
reasonable, right and proper.
Protection Of all against nuiSanceS and due regard for
the health and economic and moral welfare Of the people
these considerations should be the basis of the revised code
relating to Sunday observance the weekly rest day
Let FL Paso endeavor to bring about legislative action
that viii abuse and conform 10 prevailing sentiment
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13
About Broadlgay PZays And PLayers

NEW YORK. Nay 1S--The Selwyns
IN have placed Florence Reed under
a five wear contract and viii per-
mlt her the distinction Of open
ing their new Times Square theater
in the fail The play viii be wait
For Ne" the work Fl. Brougham TAN,
a PLAYWRIGHT new TO Broadway The
production win be made under -hs
personal supervision OF Edgar Sell
-rT-w
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

NEXT Z knoclrin' a home run with
NH bases full, III bet tn greatest
sensation is playin' a snare drum on tn
northwest corner Of j circus band
wagon" said Pinky Kerr, t'day. 9Th
trouble with overalls is that they slip
off a silk shirt" complains Ike Lark
Copyright. National Newspaper Service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

"The Hole in the Wall Fred Jack
sons mslodrama which has been
playing At the Harris theater Tor sew
eraf weeks. following its removal
from the Punch and Judy, has become
the attraction at the Morosco- At
the same time william Harrig gan re-
Gently OF The Acquittal.- Joined the
cast and is featured with Martha He'd
mn
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13
HEALTH SERVICE OFFICERS
IKDORSE SHEPPARD BILL

Washington, D. c.. Nay 1s.-The
senate public health COMMITTEES held
a hearing today on senator Sheppard's
bill for the protection Of infancy.
public health service officials urging
favorable report. which probably
VIII be made in a few days
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13
Ye Towne Gossip.
Registered Z. S. Patent Office
BY IA. c. B.


Some OF US.
May find regret.
When we look back
And count the griefs-
That mothers bore
And count the tears
And sleepless nights
That mothers shed
And mothers spent.
Because OF US
And so I write.
To say q word.
TO all OF those.
Who still have time
And stiu may know.
A mothers smile.
And feel the clasp.
OF her warm hand
That they should do
What they best know.
That she would like
And If it is
She's far away
To ask themselves.
II they cant see
The WondrOus joy
That would be hers
II the bell should ring today
And a messenger.
should bring to her
a Few brief words.
10 let her know.
That love still lives
And thoughtless youth
Has ceased TO be-
That what's I'd do
II I could know
That words OF mine.
Would 80 TO her
And after that
i Sit me down.
And write 70 her
And say the things.
Shed like to know
And then sit back.
And close my eyes.
And see the tear
Come creeping out
For love of me
And see the smile
When I should say.
That every day.
Within my heart
Was Mothers day.
/ thank you.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

Those who are employed should
benefit
Children born on this day may be
inclined 20 be too generous. These
subjects OF Taurus usually like the
beautiful Things OF the world and
many become painters or sculptors.
Copyright 1920. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

THE young lady across the way says
L the Persian rug viewers are going
into other lines Of business where they
can earn more money and she supposes
not so many genuine antiques wiz be
manufactured now and they'll be high
er than ever.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

annual sumner production VIII be Of
Tered the following Monday. IL ~
called -Folly Town and II VIII s.
the most pretentlous burlssqus show
the Columbia has ever had The
Sunday concerts at this house VIII Be
discontinued after May ..
GOSSIP.
Happy Days" viii close its long
run at the Hippodrome on MAY Is
Charles Dillingham; has given Ter-
sica Brown. The Girl From Home"
long term contract
Bernard Granville has been engaged
oy IT, ZieEfeld Jr.s for part in the
new -Follles"
Pearl Eaton has been engaged bv
the Messrs. Shubert for their musical
production. Page Nh Cupid
Fraucine Larrimors Of Scandal
has written sketch called Gum
Drops IL is a satire on stage life
Broadway hears that the Shubsrt
interests are planning 70 build a fine
theater in Cincinnati before long
J. n. Tate. the Australian theatri-
trail1n rights 70 The Girl From
Home" AZ the Globe.
Molly Pearson has made herself
new dress 10 use in -'Lassie-" II cost
Just $50 and VIII replace one that
cost 100 times as much
new introduction % s jay Ezuf-
mans interesting playlet. ~HiZhlow-
brow IN What's in a Eame,~ has
AUHa Written 30 NNaN James ~ Cor
pett and Bily B. Van may appear IN
the sketch
A. H Woods has signed contracts
through sanger q Jordan, whereby
= C. Williamson viii make an imue-
date production OF Claiming Pol
locks play, The sign on the Door
in Australia The play vii Be done
in New Zealand and China also.
Representing himself TO be an IN
spectors a man recently gained access
70 the organ chamber at the CAPITOL
theater and walked away with three
valuable pipes New ones must be
obtained abroad
Lee Shubert has commissioned
Arthur Rlchman. author OF Not So
Robert McWade, recently q ssThs
Five Million" has been engaged By
Comstock & Gest for The cave
Girl"
Ethel Barrymore viii end her en-
Eagement in -Declasse" Saturday.
She gave her z5oth performances
Wednesday night last week
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE
Jasper want 10 buy some gloves.
Miss
Clsrk-Kid gloves7
Jasper-No. they.re for 4 Eoman-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

A smooth youth was Timotay Flynn.
He tried a fat heiress 70 win
he did IL, they say.
BY swearing each day
That she was becoming quits thin
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

FOLLY TOWN SOON.
The regular season OF the Coiur1-
bia theater viii close Nay 10 The
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

A THOUGHT FOH TODAY.
Il Is better 70 give than 70 rcceivs
"A bad cigar
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

The wind is tempered to the shOrn lamb Now that Tee
nch no longer exists we have nobody who needs It.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

Clever men are good. but they are not the best
Thomas Carlyle.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

The new theory that light has weight and IS real sub
stance brings encouragement. We may learn to live
boiled sunbeams
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

In an American election We count the returns In Mex
90 they count the remains.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

New Mexico. Texas. California.
IN an ether states. per r-ontf-'
issues VIII Be mailed fer 1890
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

It looks if that Pershng ship could have lodged the
title West Indian island with all the water there is IN the
atlantic.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-13

laiiy Herald in Arizona.
T. zee; per year. f1-5o.
.dnesoay and Week-End
rs only. per year. f1-ea-
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4HllLN-NlNrH YEAR OF PUBLICATION
news report BY Associated Press Leased
Arizona, NeH Mexico. West Tcrar 1re'
Entered az the Posiofuce In. n Pa. Te
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exclusive features and compists
special Co-esponde1ts corerfnr
lng-on. p c. and NeU Icrk
ond clas1 natter
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TEEHTS OF sTEsCRTFTToN-DrT-
and old Mexico. per month. q
fl-eos per year, f120q- Wednl
per year Weekend editions
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so Herald vas egta hffahed n
Ibscrption ard Guccessicn. The
hune. The Gaphic. ne sur.
spuhlcan. The Bu1etin-
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