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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13
my HUSBAND ANDl
>Jane Phelps

Murlel does. I'd rather have my
dinner"
For real comfort give me two
sensible women like you two"
Burton laughed. I'm as hungry
as a bear, l shall enjoy dancing
much more after | have eaten
Here comes our waiter now"
He had ordered delicious din
ner. AS the waiter arranged the
table and served the soup, ! looked
around to see if there was any one
there [ knew. | could discover 10
one; so devoted myself to the din
ner and to my host and hostess,
trying to forget to wonder where
Clifford was and what he was do
ing. But with Indifferent success.
Professional Dancers.
There they are! Look quick,
Mildred! Isn't she graceful ?"
Muriel exclaimed as couple
whirled past us.
Who are they" I asked, as
gazed in admiration.
They are the professional dan
GERS who have been hired to dance
here for the season."
cii1 1911 olic III
gasped as I watched the slender
body sway in perfect rhythm with
the music. she is the most grace
full creature l have ever Scent
Dinners were left untasted, con-
versations halted as the dancers
glided around the space reserved
for dancing. When they finished
the applause was thunderouS,
Clearville had seldom been so en-
tertained.
She's a peach! and her part
ner isn't a bad second" Burton -e-
marked as, after they had danced
an encore, we again turned to our
dinner.
Il should say not! He is SUI
perb," Muriel agreed. "And isn't
that cloud OF gray tulle she is
wearing the loveliest thing?"
She is wonderful / repeated,
my cheeks burning with excite
ment. | don't wonder she dances
professionally when she can dance
like that"
Thursday--A Surprise.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13
lust FOLKS
Copyright. 1920. by Edgar A. Guest.
DEBT.
by Edgar A. Guest.

There's no truer friend than debt
Wisely made and fairly met
Debt which marks a distant goal,
Is builder OF the soul.
Debt which means some worthy end,
Is a staunch and loyal friend.
Debts pledge that you will stand
Firmly by your native land;
Debt becomes your guarantee
That you will keep faith and be
In your dealings fair and just
One that all the world can trust.
Mark the citizen and he
Plans for the joys that are to be,
BY his debts his worth is known
There's the home he hopes to own,
Here's the patch of ground which he
Says that some day his will be.
There's a purpose running through
Every task he finds to do,
On his shoulders lie care
Which he did not have to bear,
And he tolls from day to day
For the debts which he will pay.
Debts are proof that men believe
In your purpose to achieve,
And they eloquently speak
OF the better things you seek
Wisely made and fairly met.
There's no truer friend than debt.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13
HOROSCOPE.
= Copyright, 1920. by Mcclure 4
. Newspaper Syndicate.
. 90 y . . 9 . y . = . y { =
Tuesday, July Is, 1920.

According to astrology this is a
lucky day. Mercury, Neptune, Mars
and Jupiter are all in benefic as.
pect.
The body should be strengthened
and the mind quickened by the in.
fences of the planets during this
CONFORMATION.
While the reasoning powers are
supposed to be made keen by the
posting of the stars, the sympa.
thies also are awakened. This
should be a fortunate sway for III
who make appeal to popular favor
1t is a rule under which to eX,
pect favorable news of any venture
especially If it is, to come from
across the water.
The government of the planets
makes for optimism and the energy
to justify the confidence.
Better art ideals will be awaken
ed at this time If the signs are
rightly interpreted,
Theaters should benefit greatly
and again it is lSophsied that
dramas which educate the people
will become a national interest
Pageants and miracle plays will be
popular.
Strange modes for adjoining the
head and face with hair are fore.
told by the seers.
A new school of writer's is prog
nosticated and this will bring out
little real literature, astrologers
foretell.
Diplomacy is now subject to @
government of the stars which
seems to indicate new problems
that are even more perplexing thar
any of 1920.
1t is repeated that no one who
has passed the half-century mark
any great distance can hope to at
tain high office, since the planets
presage a period of power for the
young.
With the discovery of the posi-
biIity of controlling even materia
conditions through the exercise OF
mental powers become widespread
there will be period of peace thai
may never end, astrologers declare
Persons whose birth date it Is
have the augury Of year in which
much money may be acquired
Travel that brings benefits is fore
Swallowed.
Children born on this day are
likely to be quick and resourceful
These Cancer subjects usually make
a success of life.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13
Would Bet On Gamaiiel.

July IVy IV~V'
Friend Editor: Well, as L was
perusing through the mornings
paper the other morning just KINDA
hitting the high spots reading
about things which pleases a good
preiudiced republican like me-
and overlooking everything about
the dimmycrats except the things
which / can use in argyfying with
the misguided, run into your LOOT
note under the letter entitled me
Newcomer Club. in which you salu
YOU was printing that letter at tue
hazard of arousing renewed erup,-
ions of T. B. Crabb. But what 40
Won think l am, a volcano or
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13
NEW REMEDY FOR
UGLY HUSBANDS
A Calotab at Bedtime, With
Swallow of Water,-Thats All.
No Salts, No Taste, No Danger,
Nor the Slightest Unpleasant
ness-Wake Up i'm the Morning
Feeling Fine.

When your hubby gets cross, mean.
ugly. nasty--a chronic crouch. simply
give him one of the nausealess Calomei
tablets. the kind that do the work with
out the slightest unpleasantness. The
next morning he will be the kind OF hus-
band he promised to be. Honest! l am
not Joking, 1t beats anything you ever
saw for taking the meanness (biliousness)
out of men and women, too. The next
time you feel lazy mean. blue, headachy
or discouraged take a Calotab. One tab
let at bedtime, with swallow of water.
that's ALL No taste. no gripping. no
salts, no sickening after-affects. You
wake up in the morning feeling fine, youf
liver clean, your system purified with a
hearty appetite for breakfast Eat what
you please and go about your business, =
no danger.
Calotabs are sold only in original.
sealed packages. price thirty-five cents.
We have authorized your druggist to
refund the price, II you are not per-
fectly delighted with Caiotabs.-(adv.)
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13
Bedtime Stories
For Little Ones
Copyright, 1920. by Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.
UNCLE WIGGILY AND MIR.
CROAkER.
(By Howard II. CARTS. }

Dear mel" exclaimed Uncle
Wiggily, as he stood in his hollow
stump bungalow, with his pink,
twinkling nose pressed against the
window glass, Il believe it is going
to rain again all day"
1T does seem So" agreed Nurse
Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, his muskrat
lady housekeeper. And / need
some things from the store, too"
We'll, then, the only thing for
me to do is to go get Them" said
the bunny gentleman. If / had
Susie Littletail's grass boat, which
she made yesterday so we could
get away from the Pipsisewah, l
could almost paddle to the store.
But, as it is, I'll put on my rain
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13
NEW MEXICO NEWS
Resigns From State College.

The Dona Ana farm bureau mas
secured S. s. Hookland, to I'LL the
position of manager and sales
agent, which position was recently
created by the adoption of a new
constitution.
Mr.. Hookland. has rendered his
resignation as head of the depart
ment of commerce at State college
which department has developed
under his direction to the extent
that one seventh of all the stu
dents enrolled in the college ias'
wear took this commercial course
He will develop the marketing fea'
ture of the bureau.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13

phans, when they yelped, from me
could draw a buck. I've made a
point of being good, for one sin
to atone, but all in vain, my crime
has stood triumphant and alone.
The weary years have slipped
away, in units and in tens, and
still hear my neighbors say: "He
swiped a widows hens" Some day
monument will rise above my
pulseless breast; the legend on it,
| surmise, will say I've Joined the
blest; but men will on that granite
gaze and idly stroke their wens,
and say: How hollow is such
praisel He pinched widows
hens"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13
WHY NOT BE SPECIFICP

| would like to know why when
the board of health finds it neces-
sary to placard our homes for con-
tagious diseases, the name of the
disease is not printed on the card?
Surely the cost would be trifling:
then the iceman, laundry man and
various delivery boys could tell at
a glance the nature of the illness
instead of asking each time
| would like to know, also, why
some of our homes are placarded
and others, in which there are
cases of the same disease, are not?
A MOTHER.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13
THE BAD RECORD.

The hens | stole long years ago
have ruined my career, for every
where l chance to go. their phan-
toms reappear. oh, men forget
the things I've done, of which |
may be proud; aud they ignore the
fame I've won competing with the
crowd. They spread the tale vita
tongues and pens, send it from
group to group: This is the man
who stole the hens from Widow
WhitesmithS COOP A hundred
widows | have helped when they
were out of luck; and hungry Or
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13

Uncle Sam, like "Old King Cole" is good old
soul Congress passed law and the president sign
ed it amending the literary test for women who
wish to to this country within the next five
years to marry soldiers they met during the war.
This act the result of the arrival at New York
of an ilterate for whom soldier waiting at
the dock. The law as it stood did not allow the
bride to ashore But what's law between
lovers.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13

A telegraph messenger boy has shattered ira
dtion. Jimmy Johnson of Roswell showed speed
enough to catch $4,000 fes-not the baseball
field, OF For about thirty quarts of the
pests he received $25 from a swat committee Isn't
Jimmy a hero, public benefactor in preventing
nature from taking it's course and adding five
hundred billions of flies to the Roswell population?
Mayn't this young fellow finally end up vote
catcher and go to the White House?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13

The third-party pushers are looking for vic
tim upon whom to tie bell for the sheep to follow
Hi Johnson objects to wearing the bell La Toilette
is persona non grata to the singe-taxers and the
soviet section is ready to buck anybody that suits
the other fellows. Pinchot might do pinch.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13
pecos River Big Fish.

Artesia Advocate: Fred knowies'
Jr., and Lands Feather showed US
yellow catfish that weighed over
forty pounds. 1t looked as big as
a Berkshire pig and had mouth
that put one to thinking of Jonah
and the whale. The Gray brothers
made a big haul also. They go.
two fine ones that weighed ABOUT
35 pounds each.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13
zE;}jf&fc :isez1Zt,k $685.;
xFkW Leara A. kir'unan
!Louro A. krkInon

Pass small napkins. The hostess
may wheel the cart out onto the
porch herself and invite the guests
to help themselves. A "curate's
assistant" is help in cases where
q large number of guests are pres
emit as this will hold extra plates
of sandwiches or cake.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13
Misc Jlewcllyn Married.

Miss Ida May Llewellyn, young
est daughter of Mr.. and Mrs. W, H.
II. Llewellyn, was married Sunday
afternoon to Mr.. F. A. Seegers'
electrician of the cement plant in
Ell Paso, at the Llewellyn home on
South Alameda, the Rev. Edward
S, Doan officiating.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13
sss. 600 Undertaking ParIor.

Gallup Independent; me con
tract for the construction of the
Gallup undertaking parlors was vas
made last week. The contract TOT
carpenter work. brick work ana
mastering was let to Nick Hengie'
the plumbing to r. G. Willmunder
and the electrical work 10 1oiih a.
Reigel. hv
The architectural work was by
Architect ]. w. Ramage.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13

Miss Gladys Unger, the clever
English playwright, who has mar
ried her Persian collaboration. Mr..
Kai Ardaschir, wrote her first play
when she was seven, and in later
years has seen more than twenty
of her plays produced on the Lon
don stage.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13

There As gentlemen juggling together in
Chicago desperately determined the country,
even if they have to take all the jobs themselves.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13
WE CORRECT

(Any misstateIncnt OF fact in
advertently appearing in The
journal will be voluntarily cor
reeted i'm this column. We in-
tend TO have an untarnished
reputation for veracity. IL y0u
see 1t in The Journal and it
remains uncorrectcd in this col
unin, you may know 1t is true.)
In our article upon the life of
Col. A. w. Harris we referrel to
his wife as Hannah Wilkinson.
was the family name Of
the mother of Col. Harris. His wife
was Hannah Bucknell, a descend
ant of the old Jewett family of
Maine Two sons of Col. Harris
and Hannah Bucknell were grad
uated from Brown university.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13

What has become of the old fashioned Fourth
of July scrappers? Accompanied John Barleycorn
when he made his exit.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13
Honey Cheaper Than Sugar.

Roswell News: A car of cans
came into Roswell few days ago
which will care for 10000 pounds
Of extracted honey. Containers
have been brought into the valley
this season which will hold $4,000
mounds of extracted honey, and Y
is selling for 20 cents pound. II
is estimated, too, that there will be
1000 cases of section honey, or
$4,000 worth in the Pecos valley
this season.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13

| Gallup Independent. Miss Ruth
England. the 7-year-old daughter
of Mr.. and Mrs. c. E. England, fell
from a high cliff in the hills near
her ranch home last Friday even
ing. The little girl apparently was
trying to scale the cliff and fell
backward, striking her head. The
child was in critical condition for
time, but appears to be on the
road to recovery at present. unless
complications develop.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-13

coat and my rubber boots and go
that way. What do you want from
the store, Nurse Jane?''
"Oh, | want some butter and
eggs and flour and sugar and mus
tard and vinegar and cocoanut and
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19
URIC ACID IN Mr1
CLOGS TH1
Take . Glass Of ssIh [
Hurts or DIa
1otherl |

II you must have VI
day, eat It, but flush VI
salts occasionally. san
thority who tells us ths
uric acid which almoet
kidneys in their effoFt
from the blood. They
gish and weaken, then
. dull misery in the I
sharp pains in the bad
ache, dizziness, your 1
tongue is coated and w
Is bad you have rheu
The urine gets cloud,
ment, the channels ofta|
irritated. Obliging you
two or three times duril
To neutralize these n
to cleanse the kidneys [
the body's urinous VI
ounces Of Jad Salts IN
macy here; take a tabls
glass of water before n
few days and your kidd
act fine. This famous ;
from the acid Of grapI
juice, combined with U
been used for genefs1
and stimulate sluggish
to neutralize the acids /
no longer irritates, thusl
weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensI
jure, and makes a delid
cent lithia-water drink
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19
DON'T FEAR ASPIRz
If IT \
Look for name "Bayef|
then you need /
worry.

To get genuine Bar
Aspirin" you must l0OK
"Bayer Cross" on eacn
on each tablet.
The "Bayer Cross
world-famous Aspirin, |
physicians for over eigh1
proved safe by millid1
Headache, Earache, TO
ralgia, Lumbago, Neul1
Pain in general. Prope'
rections are in each UNI
package.
Handy tin boxes OF
but a few cents. Drug
larger "Bayer" packas|
the trade mark of Baye|
Of Monoaceticacidestef
acid.-Adv.
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19

Let "Danderine" sas,|
double Its beauty. Ya1
Of long, thick. strone
Don't let 1t stay lifeleal'
or fading. Bring bach /
ard vitality.
Get q 35-cent BOTH
"Danderine" at any dr.
ter to freshen your ii
druff and falling hair. I
this stimulating tonic:
color, brightness and 1
return-Hurry ADV.
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19

monial - every statement I have
made u perfectly true. Mrs. J. O.
ELMoUIsT, PAPA s. 10th Street, Omaha.
Nebraska.
Women who suffer from those dis
tressing Ills peculiar to their sex should
b convinced by the many genuine and
truthful testimonials We are constantly
publishing In the newspapers Of the
ability Of Lydia e. Pinkham's Vegs-
table Compound 70 restore their health.
To know whether Lydia 4. Pinkham's Q
Vegetable Compound win help you, try
I'll For advice write 10 Lydia e. Pink
ham Medicine Co. (confdentia), Lynn,
Mass. Your letter will be opened, read
and answered by woman. and held 10
strict confidence.
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19
SATONIC
Kentucky Natural Leaf


In order to serve It's patrons. one
of the large New York hotels requires
IN single year $4,000 pounds OF but
ter. 100000 quarts of milk. 10000
quarts OF cream. and more than g.
100000 eggs. In one year the laundry
department OF the same establishment
handles about l5.0oo.ooo pieces Of
work.
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19

Makes a DinS
Edith-Isn't 1t diseu
men flattering women! |
Maud-Other women !
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19

twenty years Tor fe-
male troubles and IL
has helped me very
much. ! have also
used Lydia +. Pink
hams s a native
Wash with good 70.
suits. | always have
. bottle of Vegetable
Compound | n the
house ~ 1t Ii q good
remedy In time Of
need. Y ou c an
publish my tssti-
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19

Which brings us neatly To considera.
tion OF the late John Barleycorn and
the rumblings from his grave which
are causing perturbation among the
drys and also among many of the
politicians. The first Of these omlnous
noises last week was the decision of
Federal Judge Geiger at Milwaukee
legalixing the manufacture and sale OF
% per cent beer In Wisconsin on the
ground that each state has the soy.
erelgn right and police power to fix Its
own standard as to what constitutes
an Intoxicating beverage, The prohi-
bition amendment providing for con.
current power OF congress and the sew.
cral states TO enforce the amendment
Judge Geiger held that state legisla-
tion In the matter could not be over
turned by an act OF congress. he
found section l. title = Of the volstead
act Unconstitutional.
New Jerseys legislature got into ac-
tion the same day, and after an eScit-
Ing debate the senate passed the house
bill legalizlng the manufacture. sale
and transportation of beverages con-
tanning not more than 80 per cent al,
cohol by volume In order to avoid COM
plieations the measure was altered so
that It does not go into effect until the
termination of the state OF war with
Germany. and severe penalties were
fixed for Its violation. In this shape
II was signed by GoverndS Edwards,
who issued statement fhat he ap-
'r0asd 1t not because he Ss against
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19
Fatal opInis

Fatal opinisI
"Young Giglets thinks
gun around this place
THAT Is just the reasa
to be fred"
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19
Mr.. Wilson Eliminates Himself
From the Race for the Demo.
cratic Nomination.
PALMER IS AFTER THE PRIZE.
Attacks on the Prohibition
Amendment and the volstsad Law
--euprsms Court Puts o. x. on
steel Trust-Psacs and War
Moves In Europe.
sy EDWARD W. PlcKARo.

oy HOWARD w. PlCkAHO.
Preaidcnt Wilson got out twice last
week. For the first time In Ave months
he was taken out for an automobile
ride. surprising all who saw him by his
robust physical appearance and giee-
fully exchanging greetings with the
people of Washington. Two days
earlier no took himself out Of the race
for tho Democratic nomination for the
presidency. This long-awaited event
occurred Monday after william G. Nc
Adoo had a confidential talk with his
fatherin-law. The news Of the con-
ference was speedily communicated to
Attorney General Palmer and he, In
turn. got into touch with Mr.. Wilson
through his adherents In the White
House. The president let Mr.. Palmer
know he had told Mr.. McAdoo he
would not be candidate for renomi-
nation. and also gave express permls-
sion to the attorney general to an
nounce his own candidacy. Mr.. Pal
mer lost no time, telegraphlng author
ity to file his petition In Georgia. where
Tom Watson and former Senator
Hnrdwick are boosting Senator Reed
as an anttadministration candidate.
Palmer hopes to rally the administra-
tlon forces there to his support and
believes McAdoo can scarcely afford to
split them by entering the contest In
that state. The president let It be
known that he will keep his hands Off
the prc-convcntion campaign, not ia
vorlng McAdoo, Palmer or Hoover. any
one of whom presumably would be a
nominee satisfactory to him.
MIR. Palmer, according to his spokes-
man. stands with the president on the
question OF the treaty and League OF
Nations and Is willing to make that an
Issue Of the campaign. He Is against
universal military training because he
thinks the League Of Nations will
make II unnecessary. He holds that
the Sherman antitrust law must be
modified. lie favors the enforcement
OF the prohibition law and does not be-
lieve II win be a real issue In the cam
paign. Despite the fact that he Is a
dry. one Of his chief lieutenants will
be former Congressman Carlin of vir-
ginia. leader of the vets.
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19

One of the queer thins
is the way he thinks
for any woman not to
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19

Yes. Hazel. blessed Is the woman
whose husband can always find his
slippers exactly where he left them.
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19
HEAD STUFFED fD,
CATARRH |
Says Cream Applied "a
Air Passages =

Instant relief-no
clogged postrils open
passages Of your head
can breathe freely. No
snuffing. blowing, hes
No struggling for o.
your cold or catarrh .
Get a small bottle
Balm from your dru0
a little of this frsp
healing cream in your
etrates. through ever! i
the head. 'soothes the
len mucous membrane
Instantly.
It's just fine. Don' =
with a cold or nasty
Nearly every divofu
or more marriages
There is not q
some duty.-Cicero.
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19
DEPENDED UPON
IT 20 YEARS
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound Has Been
This Woman's Safeguard
All That Time.

Omaha, Neb. II have used Lydia e.
Pink ham 3 Vegetable Compound forever
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19

There is not q "
some duty.-Cicero.
The Idaho recorder., 1920-03-19

Nearly every divofu
or more marriages