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The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16
IaE Crack o. Doom
FGR NASTY eau MA
FaEs Abandoning Old Drug for
"Dodson':S Liver Tone"
Here I'M South.

UghI Calomel' makes you sick. It's
h6rriblel Take a dose Of the danger
GUS drug tonight and tomorrow you
lose a day.
Calomel is mercury! When it comes
into contact with sour bile, it crashes
into it,, breaking it up. Then is when
you feel that awful nausea and cramp-
ing, If you are sluggish, if liver Is
torpid and bowels constipated or you
have headache, dizziness, coated
tongue. if breath is bad or stomach
sour, just try a spoonful of harmless
Dodson's Liver Tone tonight.
Here's my guarantee-GO to any
drug store and get bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone for a few cents. Take a
spoonful and if it doesn't straighten you
right up and make you feel fine and
vigorous, go back to the store and get
your money. Dodson's Liver Tone is
destroying the sale of calomel because
1t can not salivate or make you sick
Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16
Spotted.

'T see where an advertiser warns
a man who carried off his new over
coat to return it and no question will
be asked"
"TIa! Ha, An old trick. The man
who took the goat might insert an
other advertisement telling the owner
that if he knows so well who got his
coat he'd better come and get It,"
Not so fast. The man who lost the
coat describes the fellow who took it
as wearing blue serge suit, tan
shoes and gray cloth hat. He gives
his height as about five feet and eight
inches; says he has slightly gray hair.
Is round-sh0uldered and has a wart
on his chin, and concludes by giving
the mans business address. I guess
he'd better return that coat."-Bir-
mingham Age-Herald.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16
Thousands Have Kidney
Trouble and Never
Suspect 1t
Applicants for Insurance Often
Rejected.

Judging from reports from druggists
who are constantly in direct touch with
The public, there is one preparation that
has been very successful in overcoming
these conditions. The mild and healing
influence of DIR. Kilmer's Swamp-Root is
soon realized. It stands the highest for
its remarkable record of success.
An examining physician for one of the
prominent Life Insurance Companies, in
an interview on the subject, made the as
tonishing statement that one reason why
20 many applicants for insurance are re-
Iected is because kidney trouble is so
common to the American people, and the
large majority of those whose appiica-
tions are declined do not even suspect
that they have the disease. It u on sale
1t all drug stores in bottles of two sizes,
medium and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. T., for a
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16
StLTS IF RGG1kGRY
AUD KIDNEYS HURT
Stop Eating Meat, for Al While IL
Your BIadderIs Troubling
You.

When YOU wake up With backache
and dull misery in the kidney region it
generally means you have been eating
too much meat, says well-known' au-
thority. Meat forms uric acid when
overworks the kidneys in their effort
to filter 1t from the blood and they be-
come sort of paralyzed and loggy.
When your kidneys get sluggish and
clog you must relieve them, like you
relieve your bowels; removing all the
bOdy's urinOus waste, else you have
backache. sick headache. dizzy spells;
your stomach sOurs, tongue is coated.
and when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine is
cloudy. full of sediment, channels
often get sore, water scalds and you
are obliged TO seek relief two or three
times during the night.
Either consult a good. reliable physi-
elan at once or get from your pharma-
cist about four ounces of Jad Salts;
take a tablespoonful in a glass of
water before breakfast for few
days and your Kidneys will then act
fine. This famous salts is made from
the acid of grapes and lemon juice,
combined with lithia, and has been
used for generations to clean and
stimulate sluggish kidneys. also TO
neutralize acids in the urine so it no
longer initiates, thus ending bladder
weakness.
Jad Salts is d life saver for regular
meat eaters. 1t is inexpensive, cannot
iniure and makes n delightful, effer-
vescent Whitewater drink.-Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16
Worlds Two Bio CAPITALS.

New York is undoubtedly the larg-
est city, in respect to population in
this country. Whether it or London
is the largest populated city in the
world cannot be definitely stated until
the census reports (of New York for
1920 and London for 1929 are pau
lished; metropolitan London is small
err than New York, but Greater Lon
don, with about 100000. is probably
larger than Greater New York,
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16
FIxlna he FamHy's Location.

aAnd now where do you liver the
teacher asked Jimmy. 4 little boy of
IN in his first day Of school.
.With papa and mamma, be re-
nlsed a bit scornfuily, as though any
teacher ought TO know that much.
-Yes. / know but where does your
rama and mamma liver the teacher
PERSISTED.
swty. they live with me-. and then
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16
SHE WEARS NOTHING
FADED AND SHABBY
sut @Diamond Dyes" Her Old, Apparel
Fresh and New.

Don't worry about perfect results.
Csc 'Diamond Dyes. guaranteed to
give new. rich. fadeless color to any
fabric, whether it be wool, silk, linen,
cotton or mixed goods. dresses,
blouses. stockings. skirts. children's
coats, feathers--everytllingt
Direction Book in package tells how
TO diamond dye over any color. To
match any material, have dealer show
ron diamond Dye Color Card.--Ady.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16
imnnrtant TO naothara
Mot TO Be FORGOTTEN.

A very homely man returned to his
native town in the South after ID
years absence. One Of the first to
recognize him was an old negro.
$50 you remember me. do you,
Pomp9s
Couldn't nebber forgit yo' face,
Hammond, nebber," grinned Pomp.
"Hft's so kinder complicated. '-Bos-
ton Transcript.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16
The Native Tongue.

Sir-While waited for box Of
sweets TO be wrapped:
First Candy Damsel-"What are
those cute little red flowers you know
those kind that hang down like ear
ffngs7
Second G. Doh, that's wandering
Jew, but don't know what you call
Il IN Engfish.-Mrs. Sib in the Chi
cago Tribune.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16
state Of Ohio, city Of Toledo, Lucas

State Of Ohio, city OF Toledo, Lucas
County-ss
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he IL
senior partner Of the firm of r. J. Cheney
e Co, doing business in the City of Toe
iedo, County and State aforesaid, and that
said Arm will pay the sum Of ONE HUM
DRIED DOLLARS for any case OF Gatarrh
that cannot be cured by the use o.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed IN
nay presence, this 9Th day Of December,
a, ID. 1895.
fgeaD "A. w. Gleason, Notary Public.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Is TAX
sn internally ana acts through the Blood
rn the M1cous Surfaces OF the SysteIns
~ J. Cheney e. CO., Toledo. Ohio.
r.. J. Cheney g Co., Toledo Ohio.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16

"This' seems to he a case of near
iove.''
"What kind is that?"
"A beautiful young creature prom
fsed an elderly millionaire unbounded
erection if he would first settle $780,
600 on her to insure that loves labor
would not be lost."[Birmingha Age
Herald.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16

hearing the other children laugh AZ
his reply and thinking maybe he had
made some mistake after all, Jimmy
hastily added: Except when we all
90 out to grandma's
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16
Daily Thoucht.

a few more smiles of silent SYM
patty. a few more tender Words, a
little more restraint on temper may
make ali the difference in our lives. i
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16


/ have not felt any cg this trouble eyer
since. ] would recommend the Medical
Discovery TO all who have dyspepsia.
--JULEs GEgvA1s, 2z4O FrencEsnan St.
Vfcksburg, Rfigs. WHEN Z had the
TnHuenzs my head panied me great
deal and / would have frequent sick.
headaches. ! tried various remedies
recommended 70 me bot did not get any
relief until took DT. Pieree's Pleasant
Pellets, which the druggist advised They
gave me aln1csE instant relief. / also
found them excellent as q laxative and
they were very mild and easy to take.
u take pleasure an recommending Dr..
PieTceis Pleasant Pellets TO eyery person
suffering with sick-headaches CT n need
ofaIaxative medicine. -, CHAR1xs Rsr.
601 Adams sc.
Belle Ross, LAT want every une
TO know how deeply regard Dr.. Pierce
and bis Golden Medical Discovery
Tablets This Is the only medicine that
could say did ma good from the very
first bottle used. 1 had been suffering
FOR 20 years and tried all che doctors
around here but didn't get any relief.
The Golden Medical Discovery
Tablets ere the best n the world; IN
never be without them as long as / am
able to get them, and win always recOu-
mend them. ! am glad TO have this
Published. Minis. 4 LAarREuT. Box "a
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16
His Business.

"My matchmaker is such an obse-
quious fellow" "Of course. Isn't IL
his trade to be a tilneserver?
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16
Doomed.

Young Authorize you think my
play caught the audience2
Manager-It did this time: but ! fear
1t viii never do so again.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16
BAD BREATH
Often Caused by
id-StonlaCh

How can anyone with a sour. gassy
stomach, who is constantly belching, has
heartburn and suffers from Indigestion have
anything but a bad breath? All of these
stomach disorders mean just one thing
Aeid-StomRch.
EATONIC. the wonderful new stomach
remedy in pleasant tasting tablet form that
you eat like a bit of candy, brings quick
relief from these stomach miseries. EATON
&c sweetens the breath because it makes the
stomach sweet, cool and comfortable, Try 1t
for that nasty taste, congested throat and
"heady feeling" after too much smoking.
If neglected, Acid-Stomach may cause you
a lot of serious trouble. It leads to Her-
vousness headaches, insomnia. melancholia,
rheumatism, sciatica, heart trouble, ulcer
and cancer of the stomach. 1t makes it's
millions of victims weak and miserable.
Istless, lacking in energy. all tired out. 1t
often brings about chronic invalidisnl, pre-
mature old age, a shortening of ones days.
You need the help that EATONlC can give
you If you rst feeling as strong and
well you should. You will be surprised
to see how much better you will feel just as
as you begin taking this wonderful
stomach remedy. Get a big 90 cent box
from your druggist today. He will Return
your money IL you are not satisfied.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16

The fellow who never tries to get
wen with somebody is really odd.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16
Doesn't hurt a bit and costs only

Magicl Just drop little Freezone
on that touchy corn, instantly it stops
aching, then you lift the corn off with
the fingers! Truly! No hunbug!
Try Freezone! Your druggist sells
a tiny bottle for a few cents, sufficient
to rid your feet of every hard corn,
scft corn, or corn between the toes
and calluses, without one particle Of
pain, soreness or irritation. Freezone
is the discovery of noted Cincinnati
genius.-Adv.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16

The wise man never boasts because
be has never been IN jan yet.
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16

do my work. IL
would make me
dizzy, and / bad 70
sTs down and wait
Until the spell
passed. Then A1egs
would be o sour
YisingS from my
stomach. / was told
70 take Or. Pierce's
Golden Medical
Discovery, which 1
did GDd1 must say
EF.a4 "a ee7rpfs ma
The patriot. (Glenmora, La.) 1918-1955, 1920-04-16

7. .. o, Ill RocK, No. ts--1saa
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1920-04-24
SPECIAL NOTICE
LOST AND FOUND

DOG-Female Boston Terrier: brindle.
with white markings: white left front
foot; answers to name of Judy. Cen
erous reward % South 18th street.
Phone 1644.
PURSE-Lost; long black, with strap;
change and bill from Hirsch, also
name. Return Palladium.
HELP WANTED-MALE 5
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1920-04-24
LIVESTOCK g. VEHICLES

high-class Jacks at DR.. Albertson' s
barn in Milton. They are the best
that ever graced the Hoosier state.
Raise mules and let the other fellow
worry about the high price of gaso-
line and the tractor repairs he can't
get. These jacks are owned by the
Milton Jack Co
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1920-04-24

YOUNG MAN-Wanted. Empire Brass
Foundry, North llth and Elm.
ABORERS-Wanted 900 Main. Phone
2047.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1920-04-24
SELL TIRES

direct to car owner; 3Ox3 non skid.
$11.75: tubes, $225; other sizes in pro-
portion. Guaranteed 5000 miles on
liberal adjustment basis. Big commits
sion paid weekly. Experience or capt.
tai unnecessary. Auto Tire Clearing z
House, 1900 w est 18th. Chicago.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1920-04-24
Phone Is

HOUSES rooms, Ivr su->. .......- --.
possession. Phone 3065.
HOUSE-For sale; modern, up-to-d date;
large garage. fruit trees and shrubs;
on paved street and car line. Box E.
5035, care Palladium.
TURNER ". HADLEY, Second Nation
al Bank Bldg, buys and sells proper
ties. Homes sold on payments like
rent. Fire and Tornado Insurance.
FOR SALE-12-room double brick.
with about 1215 acres of ground, large
barn and good outbuildings; about
half mile from city limits. on Boston
pike. Impulse Zwissler's Greenhouses.
S ACRES-For garden truck for rent
on shares. Phone 4163.
HOCSE-For sale; modern. rooms
2214.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1920-04-24
Cement Block Layers wanted
West 1st and Railroad St.

BOYS-Wanted. Richmond Casket Co,
n South 9th st.
1MAN-Wanted general repairman and
automobile mechanic. Walter B. Full
Shum, 1000 Main St
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1920-04-24

SALESMEN-If you are not getting
renewal commission on your automo-
bile lines, better write us. We want
agents to organize territory and sell
all lines of automobile insurance.
Liberal commission and renewals.
tual Casualty Co, Springfield. Ill.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram., 1920-04-24

HELP WANTED-MAIE
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-09-16
THIN AND PRUNE APPLE TREES
INCREASNE BACK YARD CROP

The owner of large number of ap-
pie trees is forced by business reasons
to acquire a thorough knowledge of
the orchardist's lore; he becomes a
professional. The owner of a few trees
usually remains an amateur and knows
few, if any, of the kinks of apple cul-
ture that are commonplace to the eX-
perienced grower, but these little
kinks count even when only a few
trees are owned. 1t was so with the
man who had tSo big, thrifty apple
trees in his backyard. These trees al
ways set fruit we'll, but summer hopes
always gave way to harvest disap-
pointment; the apples never colored
we'll, and a large portion of them
dropped off before the time for pick
ing. Instead of taking these deficien-
eies as a matter of course, the back
yardist" consulted a professional fruit
grower. man who had several thou
sand trees and had grown old in the
business. He received suggestions
which, taken together. solved the prob
lem for him. Thinning was one of
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-09-16
MAKING MONEY CLEARING
LOGGED OFF LAND

The problem of clearing what is gen
orally known as logged off lands" is
one that has vexed nearly every farm
er in Western Washington at one time
or another and still remains to be
solved in many districts. In some To-
calities conditions exist which help to
make the solution easier as has been
found by Oscar Newstream and F. j..
Sprague, who are clearing fifty acres
near Duval. Newstream and Sprague
have established a small portable
shingle mill on the property and are
cutting the old stumps into punches of
roof covering for which they get from
1915 to s4.55 a thousand
The early loggers went through the
Washington forests as though they ex-
pected them to last forever and left
behind tangle of ruins that made
fine places for forest fires to start, but
very poor locations to begin farming.
Photographs taken in the large log
ging camps always show the brawny
axmen balanced on boards set high in
the big trees above the bulges where
the roots spread out into the shallow
soil 1t is the stumps that these men
left that the shingle mill men are now
turning to their account, huge stumps
twelve to fifteen feet high, still sound
and-if you can believe the. advertise
ments of the single men-to be
sound for years to come.
Much of the richest bottom soil of
this western country is dotted with
these immense stumps and many farm
ers have puzzled their wits for ways
of getting rid of them. Logged off
land conventions have been held, legis-
lation enacted, stump pullers patented
and still men shake their heads when
they look over their fields at the monu-
ments of former logging operations.
But still men persist and acre by acre,
in one way or another, the lands
of Western Washington are being
brought under cultivation.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-09-16
FRUIT CROP LIGHT
SPUD PRICE Low
NORTHWEST APPLE CROP RE-
PORTED SIXTY-FIVE PER
CENT NORMAL
Lumber Outlook Affected by In
creased Freight Rates. Car
Shortage Problem Solved By
Lack of Eastern Orders.

The apple crop in the Northwest
this year is to be about sixty-five per
cent of normal quantity according TO
the latest estimates, but the quality
promises to be exceptionally good. The
dry winter and spring and consequent
shortage of water has hurt the crop in
many places, but where the apples are
fewer in number they seem to be run
ming larger in size and of very fine
grade. The national apple crop is ex-
pected to be the largest in years and
with the uncertainty of foreign de-
mand and the fluctuating exchange the
price of apples seems likely to be gov
erned by the demand. Speculation in
apple futures which formed the great
est factor in last years market, seems
to be totally lacking this year
The prune crop is of fine quality
but light, while pears and peaches are
scarce. Pears are running about fifty
per cent normal in quantity Potatoes
al . P4ChliL IA Ills scai anu tuSAA pl 4IO
promises TO again permit their fire.
quent appearance on the dining table.
The recent report of the West Coast
Lumberman's Association is not en-
couraging as applied to the lumber in
dustry. The results of the first full
week under the increase of more than
thirty per cent in freight rates show
that the car shortage has practically
solved itself in the falling off of orders
east of the Mississippi. Only s25 cars
of new orders were booked during the
week ending Sept. 4, or about 1000
cars less than normal.
During the last year where lum Der
mills only received from thirty to
forty per cent of their requirements in
freight cars, they are now turning
back many cars already spotted for
lumber loading. The mills are operat-
ing as usual, some having cut down
the number of shifts. but none shut
ting down completely.
New business for the week totalled
39,65S,059 feet, of which 25,050, 900
feet was for rail delivery, 12,706,37S
feet for water delivery and 1891 .6S1
feet for local delivery.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-09-16
MINNEsoTAs PRISON
PAYS STATE DIVIDENDS

ST. PAUL, Mimi, Friday, Sept ~
Minnesota state prison at Sill
water earned a profit for the state OF
S455.154.79 during the last fiscal year,
after paying out s355,02d.45 in IN
mates wages toward support of their
families. and s76.926.10 to inmates
without dependents. The report OF
ne retiring warden, Charles ), Reeo'
med in booklet form by the state
n GARD of Control. shows the lnstltu-
tion in fiourishing condition, with s5''
g95.194.S9 in its revolving fund, out OF
which all improvements are paid for
and the manufacturing business OF the
prison financed.
The report shows that in the year
ending June 80 prison industries had
net sales of s5.O65. 535.4s. After pay
ing all operating expenses, paying
se3 6SS interest on the building debt
charging off s3S,4S014 as depreciation
S37.4s2. 20 interest on bank loans, anu
on the building and equipment, there
was s455,154S9 net income to transfer
TO the revolving fund. Appropriations
made during the year transferred
s125.OO0 from the revolving fund 1oi
various improvements, so the big iuho
was swelled S330,154.79 by the year
operations. The report estimates the
assets of the prison at s5,lss'ls4.ss
and the building debt, incurred by the
building of the new prison, has peel
reduced to S74S,963.
The prison population declined IL
two years from 81 TO s4s. In tht
biennial period 644 prisoners We're an
mittad compared with 579 during the
two years just previous.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-09-16

these; the idea of picking green ap-
pies in summer and throwing them
away, is hard for many orchardists
to reconcile themselves TO, but veteran
growers declare there is hardly any
orchard operation that pays SO we'll.
Picking the "runts" and culls by hand
in summer, cuts down the percentage
of culls in fall. and vastly increases
the size and quality of the remaining
fruit. The professional grower sug-
gested at least two pickings, better
still, three; this would check the drop
ping. The apples picked the first time
would be the ripest and best colored !;
ground, in the sunshine, would help
them to color more. Still another sug-
gestion was pruning; let more sun
into the tree. he advised, open up
the top. Before ripening time, prune
out some of the small, leafy branches"
The windfall problem is always accent
uated by tall limbs which whip. Cut
ting these back tends to reduce the
number Of windfalls.
Following these suggestions, the
home orchardist converted trees which
had been principally an aggrevation,
into trees which gave real satisfac-
tion.-John T. Bartlett, Boulder, Colo,
in Popular Mechanic.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-09-16
Watch this page for our
LOGGED OFF CORNER

This is a big problem that
confronts the West Coast farm
er. Everybody must help and
his part is to find out how the
other fellow does it and let ev-
erybody know. The easiest way
is hard enough and we aim to
help reduce the cost and labor.
Look for this each week; it will
be worth your while.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-09-16

NEW YORK: The race between
Cincinnati and Brooklyn for the Ma
tional League pennant gets tighter as
the close of the season approaches.
First one of these teams is in the lead
ers a good third.
In the American League Cleveland
has chung consistently to first place
with Chicago and New York hanging
on within shooting distance in case
the Cleveland team should start slip
ping. Excitement still continues in
the Coast League race with only eight
games separating the five leading
teams.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-09-16
WORLD WIDE PARAGRAPHS

CHICAGO: Sugar profitering is
bringing federal indictments in Chica-
go where Bunte Brothers, the Empire
Grocery Co, Hadesman Brothers and
the Henderson, Taylor Company have
been charged with buying sugar at
about Is cents a pound and more than
doubling their money on it.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-09-16

Reports from Bellingham show that
the land under cultivation in Whatcom
county has increased from $3.50
acres in 1918 to 69,O71 this year, or
an increase of more than 600O acres
in the two years.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-09-16

CHICAGO. Sept. 7.-Hooch dealers
of the home variety are seriously in
terfering with sanitation conditions in
Chicago. according TO Street Commits
sioner made the statement after find
ing East Chicago sewers blocked with
raisins used in the manufacture of
home brew He claims that it is the
twelfth time in the last few months
that raisins-minus their kick-haye
clogged the drainage system.