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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03

sfterward, that she would take
Grandpa some flowers.
Now all this while Uncle WiEEily
was az Grandpa Goosey's house. and
the rabbit gentleman was doing his
best TO cheer up the old gentleman
goose But Grandpa felt very badly
from the epizoOtic. Nothing the
bunny rabbit uncle did seemed TO
cheer his friend.
I know what I shall do" said
Uncle Wiggily at last. Il shall sing
Tor YOU shall sing a funny song.
Il don't believe even that would
make me laugh" quacked Grandpa
Goosey.
But when Uncle WigElly set his
tall silk hat on the floor. and then
stuck his red, white and blue striped
rheumatism crutch on top Of the hat,
and balanced himself on one ear on
top Of his crutch-say just wish you
could have heard Grandpa Goosey
laugh then
"Oh, I feel much better uovr.'
laughed Grandpa Goosey. And then
Uncle Wiggily got down of his
crutch and he and Grandpa Goosey
were looking from the window. when,
all OF a sudden they saw Lulu Wfb-
Dle-Wobble, the duck girl. coming
along with a basket Of May flowers.
She must be bringing them to
you. said Uncle Wiggily.
We'll, I'm sure that's very kind of
her. spoke Grandpa Goosey. And
then the two friends were very much
surprised TO suddenly see the bad old
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03
Bedtime Stories For The Little Ones
UNCLE WIGGILY AND LULU'S MAY BASKET.
b. HOWARD r.


Pipsesewah hop out from behind a
stump and make a grab for Lulu
But all Of a sudden Uncle Wiggily
and Grandpa Goosey saw Lulu
thrust her Nay basket OF flowers
right under the Pip's nose.
The bad chap took a long sniffy
sniff and then. as quick as blink, he
turned a s0mersault over backward,
and a front peppersault and away he
ran holding his paw 10 his nose
Lulu looked at him. sort OF laugh
ing under one wing. and then she
waddled on 10 Grandpa Goosey' 8
house with the basket.
Here are some flowers I brought
you" said Lulu.
but what made the PIP act so
funny when You let him smell Them
asked Uncle Wiggily-
~Oh," said Lulu, you see these
aren't real flowers at all But they
Nurse James perfume on them they
smeiled real. So I brought them 10
you
THAT was very kind OF you" said
Grandpa Goosey. But what made
the Pip act so funny when he smelled
the nice perfumed paper Nay
flowers
sOh. no." laughed Lulu. s2ou see
the paper flowers are fastened on
sharp wire stems And I guess some
Of the sharp ends must have stuck
the Pip in the nose" she said. as she
put the Nay basket on Grandpa
Goosey's table
7 think so myselfr' laughed Uncle
Wiggily. Then they ali had tea with
Grandpa Goosey. And II the glass OF
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03
Secrets OF Beauty ParIor Held Sacred
By Helen ROWLAND.

CONSIDER the Empress OF the
I Beauty Parlor. how she -four
isheth.
She dissemhlath not. neither doth
she latters yet. the queen OF Sheba
IN all her glory was not more power
fui than one Of these
She greeteth the flapner and the
dowager. alike, with slsterly condos
cension; for she knoWeth all their
secrets. even the hairs OF their heads.
and all their heartaches and domes-
tic troubles and NOTHING is hid
from her. (For that. which a woman
would not confess unto the spouse Of
her bosom. she viii confide to her
hairdresser. without shameJ
Her hair A. brighter than a
May sunrise, and her finEertips
are n shining Hight IN q dreary
world she Wenreth II eurls and
f. naughty.
with her hands she worketh
wonders and miracles, turning the
blonde from ash TO roam. and the
brunei from chestnut 70 henna-
The doWager eutereth her door a
gray moth, and emergeth pink and
yellow butterfly the shop-girl goeth
in a wage-slave and cometh out look
ing like beauty chorus
The matrOn Eoeth IN a bag. and
cometh out n nnupers the flap
per approached n babe, and de-
purteth a vampire
She removeth the obstinate freckle
and causeth the Wild eyebrow 70 lie
down and be good. She beateth ma
ture at her own game, and giVeth
time the merry ha-hai
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03
II Years Ago Today

RON san Francisco comes the re-
1 port that it IS feared the death
list viii be much greater than
at first expected. Since workmen
have commenced clearing away the
ruins a great many bodies are being
unearthed.
A new street car lire Is under con-
sideration for FL Paso. The PROPOSE
ton is to- make a belt line TO the
union depot the cars TO go out san
Francisco street 10 the depot and
down the new Davis street to Over
land, back On Overland TO Oregon
and up Oregon to, the starting point
at the transfer station
A viaduct over the railroad tracks,
either at Octavia street or some
other parallel street nearby is a
proposition TO be taken up by the
city council at an early meeting.
". J. Rand has returned from Aus
tin where he attended the state shoot.
M. Rand took second place and
Bob" Geometry, OF Austin. first
place
Odelrs grocery at Highland park
was somewhat damaged by fire this
morning.
Mrs. f. p DaIbey has returned
from a trip TO Aguascalientes
Yesterday the FL Paso Electric
Street Railway company closed the
contract for Washington park for the
summer It is the intention Of the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03
About BroadUay Plays And Players

NEW YORK. May Charm means
IN as much 10 a play as 10 does 70
woman Once an audience is
under its spell the night Is won
Unhappily, this cannot be said OF the
play given ar the Eltinge theater
last night. for while Martinique"
has much the same color as Mis-
Nelly OF ~ Orleans its has By no
means the same charm.
Obviously. Laurence Eyre goes
south for something more than his
health and u must be said that in
striking out OF the beaten track this
author achieves a certain pictur-
esQueuess rare in the theater- But this
time there IS a vague and rambling
quality in his meanderings- Once
again he goes back 20 an early
period-lSf2-and once again he
brings his heroine from Paris.
Zabette IS a nice girl who has been
brought up in a convent, but her
mother, Il would seem. never went TO
Sunday school Any way. Zabette,s
Chauvalous. and as this upright dame
had nothing 70 do with the case. she
Is both uutriendly and inhospltable
when the girl arrives IN St Pierre IN
fact she sends the Innocent visitor
TO a shady quarter OF the town where
quadroons have their fling. and then
marries her daughter % a reluctant
youth in the hope that there may be
an heir 10 the Chauvalous lands But
this youth has seen Labette on her
arrival only 70 love her. and 80 on
his wedding night. II you please, he
goes 70 her and doesn't get home till
morning. On his way back he IS set
upon By q Jealous villain and 50
badly beaten that he lies al deaths
door for six weeks Re tumbles over
the threshold and down the stairs
when Zabette calls 10 him during g
row in the courtyard and then dies
comfortably in her arms after she has
assured him there VIII be an heir 10
the family name and estates The
uncommonly neglected wife. you may
be interested 70 know, has already
put IN a claim for the heir. Yes. it
IS all a bit complicated not 10 say
extraordinary. and although IL sounds
fiery, Martinique is merely luxe
warm romance
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03
Little InterUiews.

IN case a ndparter dominated the
Republicans and Wilson continued 10
dominate the Democrats Hoover
might hold together the disordered
Republican factions, but Il would be
for one more term only Hoover IS a
wonderful man as far as ability, edu-
cation and experience 90, and would
probably make an efficient president,
but he lacks the warmth and en-
thusiasm and human appeal which
Roosevelt had and which Johnson
has in a lesser degree As for Demo-
Gratis, nobody can dope out what they
viii do They have been at the crib
so long they are pretty well filled
up. Tney viii stand behind the men
whom they believe can keep them
there
fsEl Paso got more publicity at the
recent convention Of advertising men
in san Antonio than any other city
represented" said a r 1Iillican- The
san Antonio papers gave US plenty
Of SIC and everybody treated US
first class FL Paso is certainly on
she map in Texas now One OF the
features OF the convention was a
huge relief map Of the state show
Eng our topography and resources
This was electrically illuminated
This same nap viii be at the world
convention in Indianapolis next
month and from there Il VIII 90 to
New York 70 be on exhibit as long
as New York wants TO look at 1t"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03
The Republican Pilot.

WILL HAYS, chairman of the Republican national
w ittee, finding hard to follow his announced policy
Of keeping hands off IN the campaign for the presidential
nomination Realizing the advantage to be gained BY the
chairmans support managers Of the campaigns Of the
several candidates have tried show Mr. Hays why he
should lend his powerful influence in behalf Of their favore
but thus far they have not succeeded in moving him
from his Neutral position
M Hays has concerned himself with measures rather
than with He determined that his party shall
not throw away the victory that within easy
reach He acts IN the capacity Of peacemaker whenever
serious breach threatened He has thus far made
good chairman for the Republicans. The real test Of his
ability VIII come at Chicago, when the conservative and
radical elements Of the party viii battle for control It
VIII be the eharmans particular duty that whatever
the convention result both factions shall support the ticket
Hiram johnson is the the party organization fears
It is the general belief that the who will be in control
Chicago win permit the nomination of Johnson
but they anxious TO bring about his defeat without
alternating the Johnson following, which recent primaries
have shown be neonsderable part Of the party To
find conservative who viii be satisfactory to the radicals
is the problem before Mr. Hays and his associates.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03
HOROSCOPE



JUPITER rules strongly in benefic
aspect this day. according to
astrology- liars is friendly. Late
in the evening Saturn and Uranus
are adverse
The seers read that supreme oppor-
tunities in commerce will open at
this time. but they may be affected
BY Uranus, the planet that causes
trouble, owing to poor diplomacy
This should be most favorable for
any sort Of business initiative. Again
new lines Of cooperation are fore
cast
There should be legacies and bene-
factions affecting hospitals and
bringing good fortune 70 physicians
and surgeons who will make great
strides in their scientific knowledge.
Again the law OF oppOsites works
crossing there viii be an unprece-
dented intrest in all sorts Of faith
cures. Many healers viii gain at
tention.
Law courts win be much discussed
during this month owing TO lltiga-
tiOn that awakens wide interest.
Fame and hOnors for a lawyer
seems 10 be forecast This prophecy
is made by astroloEers who foresee
something quite apart from the po-
utical world
Reaction affecting the high cost Of
living viii gain power during the
spring and summer; but prices viii
not fall TO any great extent within
the next few months.
The king or Sweden comes under
sway that foreshadows sOcialistic
intrigues, bereavement and ILL
health.
The king OF italy viii suffer all
year from the effect OF the sun in
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03

Others may sing thy praises and
extol thy charms but SHE telleth
the TRUTH
She saith.
~Oh, ny deahl What doest thou
with ALL those eyebroWsl For
knoWeth thou not that eyebrows are
passee. this season.
Alas. alas. thy cheek Is roughsr
than a covenants manners, and thy
brow Is ike a Turkish towel Yet. il
would not have happened II thou
hadsr used OUR cream
$50 to- Thy chin saEEeth and
thine hair Is Is lnsrreless a.
last years joke And WHO
hath done thy finger aaiIsf For
they are simply terrible!
verify. verify. thou art a SIGHT,
And 10. all thy vanity falleth from
thee, and thou art nightly humblsd
In thine own eyes
Yet. princesses accept her judy
ments with humility and are NOT
offended.
Tor. IN the Beauty PurIor.
every woman cometh face-to-fncc
with her own soul.
And the secrets OF a Masonic order
are not more SACRED than the
secrets OF Charm Disuersar~.
where the women are gathered to
gether in an inviolabie pact, for the
confusion OF Men.
Then give the Hairdresser thu
fruit OF her labors. and let her works
praise her. Far her price Is above
rubies--Copyright. 1890, by Wheeler
Syndicate. Inc.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03
XVII

New Questions.
What sign OF the zodiac Is a
child Of early Nay born under2
What are the lucky Jewels for
persons born in May2
(Which is the Granite State"2
Where are the Channel islands,
What is a gauntlet2
6-What great industry is Alaska
noted for2
Who are the Eurasians2
8-What well known character IN
olden times sought for an honest
man at midday with lighted
lantern2
s-what is the ~girl-less" tele-
phone2
1o-Who Write Twenty Thousand
Leagues Under the Sea-
Answers to Last KwiE-
The old time custom Of forming
parties TO go out early on May
day &c gather flowers with which
to decorate the May Pole was called
going a-maying-"
2-The gay festivals and May Pole
dances with which the English peo-
pie celebrated Nay day for centuries.
came 70 an end during the Puritan
days in England under Cromwell.
3-The great flower festival called
the Floralia was the Roman May Day
celebration
The popular motion picture
actress who is called Americas
Sweetheart is Mary Pickford.
81 revenue cutter Is an armed
vessel, usually a small fast steam
ship, belonging TO the United
States marine service, employed to
enforce custom house regulations.
6-The meadow lark finds
tavorite home in Massachusetts
Platinum Is the second heaviest
metal in weight.
S-The motto OF the Salvation
: Sc o. Han a
he's never out"
9-The Salvation army conducts
its work all over the world, IN IS
countries and 30 different languages
10-Although rhubarb is today a
native Of many countries and en-
braces various varieties. the earliest
records Of it are found in China
where a drug prepared from its roots
was used about the year POO 3. c.
Thompson Feature Service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03
Patter And Chatter
Something I'm Be Gnined.

GONE. let Us join in hopeful song
L. And say farewell 10 fenri
II we have long been crushed BY
wrong.
Deliverunee q near.
From East and West and North and
south,
Each filled with brave intentions,
The delegates will soon set forth
To fiji the big conventions
THE orntorss with flashing eyes,
VIII shake their fists and sweat
And tell us how we may arise
And find contcntment yet
The platform builders VIII be theres
and they will get together
To bnniah all that is Unfair
Including wind and weather.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03
Little IntsUieuS
Birth OF New Political Party One OF Possibilities This Year
FL Paso Gets Much Publicity At Hands Of Advertising Men

II BELIEVE the day is about here
1 when a new political party viii
be formed, or possibly two" said
Ed L Fe-nack, St Louis newspaper
man The drift OF things IS toward
two great parties one OF them con-
sentative 20 downright reactionary
and the other progressive TO radical
I think two such parties would about
accommodate the voters Of the coun-
try II don't pretend, Of course, TO say
just how the formation OF a new
party is TO be made. ] would not be
surprised, however, II the seeds
harvest and Roosevelt really was
not a radical in any sense Johnson
might pull out Of the Republican
party and take with him recruits
from both Of the present old parties
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03

Uncle WIGGILY LONGEARs. the
- nice old rabbit gentleman, who
could twinkle his pink nose like a
sunflower, went one day 10 call on
Grandpa Gooseygander, who was I'll
with the eDizootic. Lulu. the duck
girl. told Nurse Jane. a little while
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03

NoW that the season for REVEALS
has been welcomed by the new
''Florodora," Broadway hears that
Henry ". Savage has an idea he'd
ike TO revive his famous musical
comedy. The Merry Widow" There
IS little doubt that such a venture
would prove highly renunerative
since the piece stands out even to-
day as one OF the biggest musical
hits this country ever knew Il IS
reported. also that, Mr. Savage may
stage Woodland" again. This was
another Savage hit that might have
a come back
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03
Ye Towne Gossip.
Registered T. s Patent OF
By X. c. h


telegraph Dept, " Y stock Exchange.
DEAR X c B.-Tll admit from the
Uvcry start that this has been a
very tough old world, especially
Tor the past five years, and I'd be the
very last person cruel enough 10 add
20 its many staggering burdens
still as a regular reader OF your
column. I cannot help but write to
you asking IL you viii be kind enough
70 solve great mystery that is prey
ing on my mind
In our coat room, which IS on the
fifth floor, on a certain morning each
week Charley Eagen walks over 10
young John Bennett. OF the bond de-
partment, shakes hands with him and
says. Happy New Year, John
And John looks up. staring straight
at Charley. and responds In his deep
basso voice: The same 10 you,
Charles. and many OF them"
For many weeks have watched
this mysterious exchange OF greet
ings, but have never been able to
learn its full Significance Can you
Max Posner.
Ny dear Max;
Out I'm the west
About ten days ago
In the buffet car
OF a railroad train
And az a way station
Two men got on
And one sat down
Right next 20 me,
And a little later
We came TO a river
And waterfalls
And a power house
And a great big sign
About water power"
And the man next TO me
Looked at the sign
And said. water power"
In a very loud voice.
And kept on saying Il
Every little while
TIL at a junction
A boy came in
With a basket OF peanuts
And sold him some.
And after that
For many miles
He'd say water power"
In a very loud voice
And after a pause
Would exclaim. peanuts
And then two Indians
Got on the train
And he looked at them
And said Indians
There must be Indians
Around this place"
And right away
] said 10 myself
This guys detective
And, anyway.
OF miles ana miles
He'd say water power
And then peanuts
And then Indians"
And nothing else
And the man who was with him
Took him off
At the county seat
And I've been thinking
Since ] read your letter
That maybe Charley
And maybe John
Belong 10 his lodge.
/ thank you.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03

ALL U. S. ASKED TO HOLD
PILGRIM LANDING FETES

New York. Nay AIN celebration
OF the tercsntennary OF the landing
OF the Pilgrim fathers, the Fulgrave
Institution has issued an address
urging the people OF the United
States 10 conduct appropriate cere-
monies IN every section OF the coun-
try. beginning June 4. Great Britain
and Holland. &c said. viii celebrate
through peoples committees and viii
send representative delegations 10
take part in carrying out q popular
American program
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03

choose
VIII promise all We need.
And each viii Eulluufly refuse
To heed the voice OF Greed
The bands viii play the flags VIII
wave
On every Hpire and sfeepIes
New heroes will enlist to save
And serve the common peepul-7
TIE cheering viii be long and loud
i AID echo through the landf
truHty few viii rule the crowd
And keep "a VFell IN hand.
Their promises will all fall Fat
But don't condemn them IlEhfIys
They'll give Us cause TO hope, ana
that
WIN ease the pressure sughtIy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03

trine OF Jupiter in his horoscope. He
should safeguard his health
Libel suits growing out OF political
differences VIII be numerous and one
viii be exceedingly sensational, II is
predicted
Violent storms are threatened on
the Atlantic ocean next summer. so
tourists are warned 10 consult their
stars before sailing
Saturn near the cusp OF the second
in square TO Mars after September
% is read as presaging a panic in
Wall street.
Persons whose birthdate e IS
should be rather more cautious than
usual during the coming months.
They should beware Of false friends.
Children born on this day are like
~ TO be restless and rather difficult
to please. They will be successful il
fitted into the right niche in life
Copyright. 1920. by The Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03
A Line O. Cheer
Each Day o. The Year

As TO DEFYING FATE
DEFYING Fate is well enough for
u you
II you've the stuff 70 see defiance
through,
And love 70 fight
Both day and night,
But I have found It serves a better
end
To try to make Of Fate a smiling
friend,
And thus 10 WOO her to my side until
She serves my purposes with right
good will.
An Enemy defied Is hard 10 bend.
But you can mold with ease a loving
friend.
Copyright. 1920. Mcclure Newspaper
Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03
Ripping Rhymes

By WALT MASON.
Crazy Times

CKE and the world strikes with you alone Ou
souls abaze with bolshevik
Groan and thereu be coTu smile you grown
VII cheer and have friend
the
winner boost and you'll be @ for the old pwaT
work and work Alone for we'd rather keeping raising Hannibal
Mo- than strive for an honest bone Rant leader
nut twas bitter day whn pulled
nut Wait and thee bovup; you'll slump and the
lads and crimes these times VIII the dump
Copyright by George Matthew WALT MASON
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03

ing it up and making ready for the
opening on May u.
Chief Florence J. Han, his son.
F. y. Hail and J. c. Tillen have
bought out the interests Of c. C
Tanner in the cattle ranch near Dem
Ing for $4,000.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-03
EXPLORING PARTY REACHES s.
HERE FROM THE FAR EAST

CENTLEMEN Of the windy city, you thrice welcome
" There are several families here who at time OF an
other lived in your town Of you missed them when
they left and to how they getting on One
family lived for some time about 90 feet from Lincoln PARK
on North Clark street They like It pretty well here IneIe
are some families here from Michigan and lot OF enaps
who used to attend Michigan university Indiana has
large and redabe assortment Of representatives Charley
Bassett president Of the chamber Of commerce. whose
guests Won are is from that state Besides the thousands
that have migrated hher from northern and eastern po
we have some native Texans and not few from other
Gulf states These Texans soft collars six shirts
farng ties tight trousers and well shned shoes Just hke
the boys who used to take their girls 10 the Green NIL
There are some Americans here too who 60 quey
about their business They held OFFICE sit ures, are
Industrious and conduct themselves we'll on the average
as the Americans Possibly you use slang expressions
before they get TO and see few shows that
we don't see, bit not al Wild
As 70 whether have business for you that depends
MANY towns IN the southwest give Chicago goodly share
Of their trade Representatives Of Chicago houses are to DC
found all over Arizona and New Mexico. Any business Il
Pso can not handle do not in the least begrudge you
There is enough for everybody IN this world and any
business Of the southwest must 60 to some city other tan
FL paso would lust gladly see your town GET Il As
any other If YOU haven't come primarily to get business
but TO feel our pulse and get idea Of how things are
going over the land wen say you that our economic TEN
peraure around sse and our heart beats Just normal Io
ne scenery YOU wiz see ont here of exels what
you have at home We can't help that Our mountains are
higher than your Office buildings and the Elephant Butte
and Roosevelt dams larger than your bridges over tn
Chicago river Your stockyards and your packing houses
some Of your strong points confess but we haFs
missions out here that are older than the Oldest eggs your
cold torages send You have wonderful MOVIES out one
boser aid Is more thrilling than your Hastead street
fights Then to top off, have uarez, compared VIII
which Hnky Dinks and Bath House johns places were
pkers And for wind, more ozone Whistles lhIoush
evhoie IN FL Paso IN March than blows around Aanoe
Bros corner IN - long months So you are tIlce vel
come gentlemen in city that has fear Of Chieagos
competition