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ADAM A. wEscHLER, Aucu(oNEEK.
Unclaimed Baggage and Parcel
Room Articles by Public
Auction to Pay Storage and
Other Charges. by Order of
the Director General of Rail-
roads and Washington Termi-
nal Co.
BY virtue Of an order Of the Supreme Court
of the District Of Columbia passed in Equity
Cause No. 32492. we win seil by public auc-
tion, within the salesrooms Of Adam A. Wescli-
Ter, No: s20 p: ave. NV, on TUESDAY. DE
CEMBER SEVENTH. 1920. COMMENCING AT
Ten O'CLOCK An. ls.ee quantity Of m-
sisting Of Trunks. Suit Cases. Handba 20.
vaiises. sample Cases, Umbrellas. Packages,
Clothing. Musical Instruments. Typewrters.
Cameras, Jewelry and miscellaneous personal
property.
TeriM CASH. s.r.-
DIRECTOR GENERAL or RAILROADS.
WASHINGTON TERMINAL co.
By ]. n. ToNGE.
Superintendent Washington Terminal Co.
noA A-d&dbs, xSu&h
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WANTED-MoNEY.

;, 100 FIRST TRUST o7s On bunyalow, worth
so@ <9l4 A9hhy Ut. ~. E6euo West 96H0.
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BIG BARGAINS IN
SOUTHEAST.

W. ~ = = ASA AZ
sol to 5l7 Kentucky Ave. Sc.
s large rooms, h.w.h.. gas and
elec. lights: extra large sleeping
porches; deep lot to paved alley:
Only 5 left.
Built, Owned and for Sale by
THOMAS A. JAMESON,
oO6 N. Y. Ave. NV. NJ. 552o.
"Ask the Man Who Owns One"
CHEVY CHASE, D. c.
Direct from owner; new: I rms, bath;
h.-w.h. eiec. lights. open fireplace. 8 large
porches: plenty OF reom for garage; e9. 900
b go cash LAree reduction for cash aboye
trust Vacant. North s1S.
BIZ OWNER = HOLLOW TILE. CORNER
hsuse. Chevy Chase. ID. G. Five bedrpena
four baths, large inclosed slsepiRG Der.h, tiled.
deer Sun paSiee; garage usdef house tor three
carr: vlpsf hsats iastantnnsous watsr Asatee,
pes.es..ss q s.rs Prise. ssS.esos Lterns.
F6x t1LE Oh nENT.
VAcANT-BUNGALoW 1910 LAWRENCE
O., 6toek11nd; Ownef % pcamDoe: 6ye rooms,
batAs all modern conveNleDeeD,
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516-516 Bond bI4G.,
14th and New York ave. i,
Main 4A2.

IT MILES OUT ON STATE ROAD. s5o ACRES
improved.
10 miles out on pike road. 900 acres, improved.
2 miles out on pike road, 100 acres, no iups.
q miles out on state highway, ITO acres. imp
l mile out on pike road. ~ Acres. narrowed.
l mile out on state road, 10 acres Improved
l2 miles out on pike road ~ acres. itnpsoved.
Il miles out on pike road. 1s5 acres, improved.
miles out state road. 8 to 20 acres no
improvements. water fronts
II you are in the market for a farm IL will,
be to your benefit to phone u.
WILLIAM e. FOWLER Cn
$40 18th 1t. NV.
Phone Main S4l6. Main SIT.
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12o-A. FARM IN VA, ON souTU1aN n. h. !:
also on r. +. p; 18 miles ftsn wasA.: n. a.
cash. OWNER. 1904 18th st. NV. is
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o2B-dads exsu&hol Once. Fendall bldg.
THOS. j. OWEN & son. AUCTTONEERS.

TRUSTEES SALE OF VALUABLE IMPROVED
REAL ESTATE. CONSISTING OF MOD
ERN FIREPROOF OFFICE BCILDING.
BEING PREMISES 221 IINWORTH
PLACE S.W.. WARRINGTON, D. c.. AND
AT PRESENT OCCUPIED BY ONE OF
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s-room detached house. Electricity, eas,
hot-water heat, tile bath. open Areplace. date
roof; garden and garage space: one block to
cars. Near Walter Reed Hospital. Prompt
possession. Require 5000 cash. Columbia
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INVESTMENT PROPERTY.

TWO STORES WITH SEVEN APARTMENTS
above lone store vacanD: located near corner
14th ana Park road. Annual income, s., 800
Price. &l5. 900. Excellent business opportunity
and investment.
A. G. HOUGHrON CO.. 1915 II st. NV.
We have the BEST - eSsa1 ssetton."-
OVERLOOKING Sl91k sE. AND ROCK CREEK
Park, between tsidea and reservoir; new home
containtns 10 roems. 2 baths &Sasrs iavato.
ries. bnilt-in garage. tsrnxso front porch, In
closed sleeping porch, 30xl3 IT,; VIII con-
structed and beautifully dseoeatsd; price, 500
600. A. a. RYAN. I4ls r. st. NV. Phona
Main 7540. -. zt vs-
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EE 221d ST. NV
A.sso. s "1o
648 3oth ST. NE.
4 roonss: tooe
1913 MORSE ST. NE.
l-a1G buic ing rents for 80 Q meath: q SO.
20 ELM ST. NV.
2fmily apt dwelling: $3.50,
ARTHUR CARR.
2os Mnls BuildiAG,
18th at and Pa. ave.
- .GCNcY Nw.-vACANT 1KEY. 707J: A
80 hene. In Q 6ne neiehhorhood: reasoa-
able prize and very attractive terms: IL r.
and b. bsics; fur. heat gas; newIy paperea
and CAfnted; deep lot; rsow for double knrsre
oW.GER. AL r NV. Pbsne North Sa3-y
E9Xf. II ROOMS AND BATH BRICK DWEYT-
Ing. 90 6tfe st between q aad p sta price,
5! ~ to SsSck bayer. Address Bog l0b-H.
SuG oo1ce. i2s
i0K sALE-sth ST. NEAR u NW-FOUR
story bricS. Is rooUa THIS house 10 in good
'sonditiop: centrally located: convenient walk
ing distance Of downtown and ix an exceiisns
rooming house proposition. Price, H,oOO.
- 500 cash. bal. monthly.
H. r. H0wENSTElN co.,
ll4 q nv: or 1th ala d st4. l.e.
HOW no GET A HOME or YOUR OWN IN
Chevy CAase on 5000 cash asd SIS per meath
for tuu particulars WFtta, phone O. 0u %
IA Evans bldg. Aaia 277s.
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DISTRICT OF COLOMBIA. Trustee
: (Bsal) By GEORGE 3. ELENING.
Seeopd Vice President.
AfNsst: EDWARD l. HlLYER,
de3-d&ds. .exSu Secrstasy.
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WEST DANVILLE

Miss Laura Bliss OF ST. Johnsbury
spent the week end with her sister,
Mrs, Charles Swasey.
Nh. and Mrs. Albert Daniels and
Mr.. and Mrs. Asa Wesson of Danville
motored to Grafton, N, H., Saturday
returning Sunday.
Mrs Elmira Brickett and Mrs.
Maggie Hunt Of st. Johnsbuly and
Mrs Helen Burdick Of Danville Wis
tied Mrs George Kittrcdge last week.
Mrs. Elsie Bovce has gone to
\ Passumpsic.
Mrs. Adah Brown returned from
East Ryegate where she has been
nursing for several weeks and is
stopping with her daughter, Mrs.
Harry Emery.
Mrs Augustus Roy and Mrs. Joe
Lamora were at st. Johnsbury last
Thursday.
At the reception of Representative
elect A. J. Goss Friday at Maple
wood hall, there were about 200 pres
ent. Rev. Chauncey Adams was the
FIRST to speak. Ex-senator j. G. Roy
Of Barnet followed and then Chan.
Heath of Danvillc and Rev. David
Hickland. They all pad high tribute
to MI Goss who served two years
ago. Mr., Blake ana daughter fur
nished music on the violin and piano.
Refreshments of cake, waters and ice
cream and coffee were served.
Clinton Taylor has purchased
piece Of land from George Goslant.
Tracy SWasey Of East Rvegate Wis
tied at E. f. Ayers and at his
brothers., Charles Swascy's the first
of the week.
Quite a number from Danville at
tended the Ladies' Aid supper.
Charles Swasey and Carl Woods
are putting in water buckets for their
COWS,
Harvey Harris spent Sunday at
St. JohnSbury
Mrs, Henry Bolton was at St
JohnSbuIy rccentlv to see her baby
who is at the Fitch sanitarium.
Mr.. and Mr.. c. G. harrington and
children and MI. and Mrs. y. {. Far
rineton called on Mrs. Arthur Rog-
crs, near Plainfcld Sunday.
Subscribe now, The St Johnabury
Republican from now until January
I. 1922 for S20O.
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sional visitor in Bradford Saturday.

sional visitor in Bradford Saturday.
MIS-. r. f. Vincent and son, Rob
CIT Of South Lawrence, Mass, spent
the week end in town.
Mrs. Nellie Sturgis returned to hcl
home in New Britain, Conn, Tues
dav, having spent several weeks a
the Tavern.
Mrs. Raymond f. Tarwell was in
Northampton, Mass, early in the
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Emery White left
Friday in their car 1or st. Peters
burg, Fla, where they will spend the
winter.
Mr.. and Mrs. s. f. Clark, Mr.. and
Mrs. Dean Gochey, Mr.. and Mrs.
G. f. faandall and Mrs. Jesse SHIELD
on were in st Johnsbury Wednesday
to Join the Past Patrons and Matrons
Association of the O. f. S.
Mrs. Mary Heath, who has been
pastry cook at the Tavern during the
summer, has finished the seasons
work. She will spend her vacation in
town with her son, Rodney Heath
and family.
Porter Farwell of Turner's Falls
Mass. and William Russell of New
York City were at the home of r. E.
Farwell, Monday and Tuesday.
Forrest Heath is working at the
Wells River passenger station.
Miss Amelia Lee spent Sunday at
her home in Concord.
Mrs. Carrie Kicker Warren has
rented her home for the winter and
has taken position in Brooklinc,
Mass.
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GOLD MEDAL.
sshkRL EN- ON
~ Ssg,N:I5IH4Ia ~

The worlds standard remedy 70. kidney,
liver bladder and uric acid troubles, tie
enemies Of lie and looks. In use since
1896. All druggists, three sizes.
Look for the name Gold Medal on every box
and accept no imitation
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YOUNG pRESSMAN

In addition TO being an cX-
ccllcnt pressman Clarence Petty
Of the Calcdonian-Record force
is Il tcrpsichorean artist Deluxe.
and is also lucky. At the
Armistice night dance at
LeClerc's Han, Mr.. Petty and his
charming partner, Miss Gladys
McGill Of the Woolworth store,
captured first prizes Of $3.50 gold
pieces each for being the lucky
dancers in the elimination dance
among 1870 couples. The dance
was conducted by Harold Cross
and Thomas Phillips and was a
GREAT success. Excellent music
was furnished by Mrs. Wilkes
orchestra &C seven pieces. The
hall was prcttily decorated with
ribbons and flags. Many ex-
service men from this section at
tended.
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WATERFORD

MIS-. Andrew Nupent Of Canada
was recent guest Of her mother, Mrs
Jessie Carlton called here by the bu
rial Of her brother. Private Freeman
!. Priest whose body was brought
from France last week. The Amen-
can Legion Of St. Johnsbuy perform
ed the military service at the grave
Sunday.
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WELLS RIVER

A community tea will be held at
the home of Mrs. Jesse Sheldon, FIJI
day afternoon to which the ladies of
the parish are invited.
Mi. and Mrs. Leonard y. Smith
spent the week end in Morrisville.
Judge and Mrs. II. r. baldwin and
M. and MIS-. Luther Butler motored
to Medford and Providence over
SUNDAY.
Waiter Crabtrec OF Toilette, P. G.,
has been in town this week.
W. W. Mains has opened d furni-
ture repair shop in the post Office
block.
Dr A. b. Woodman was nrofcs-
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WOODEN CLOTH.

For The boys. Mothers you can
cut down the high cost of living on
your boys clothing. We are selling
direct from the mill Strong durable
cloth. Nice line of patterns to select
from, suitable for all the family.
Write us for samples. Ashuelot
Wooden Co., Gilsum, N. II.
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Passumpsic Lodge, No. 81, F. & A. M
Regular communication Thursday
evening, Dec. 2 1870 for the
dispatch of business.
Arthur L. Graves, ~. NJ.
Fred H. Dolloff, Secretary.
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Palestine Commandcry, No. S,
K. T.
Stated Conclave, Tuesday evening,
Nov. Is at 1870. Business. A good
attendance is desired.
Bernard A. Johnson, EN-. Com.
Arthur NJ. Lang, Recorder
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Women
Made YOUNG,

GrigIt eyes, a clear skin and body
FIJI Of youth and health may be
yours if you will keep your system
In order by regularly taking
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Day or two, even though he had to-
Catch Even by lunching on But
termilk and Sinkers. She got what
she wanted and he took his
Chances on standing off the Wolf
at the Door.
He took her to a Theater and
they had Seats at about IS q
Throw, purchased from Speculat-
ors. After the Performance the
Colored Man would load them into
q Taxi and away they would buzz,
with all the google-eyed Spec
tstors wondering which one Of the
Vanderbilt Boys that was.
After he got back to his $4.7s
room and put the Dress Clothes
where the Moths could not get at
them, he would do some calculat-
ing on the back of an Envelope,
and discover that he had Burned
Up Just One Weeks Stipend be-
tween 7:45 and 11:15.
Then he would wish that q
whlte-haired Old Lady with Safe
ty Vault full OF Securities might
come along and Adopt him and put
him In Q white and gold Suite with
q Pianola and Man-Servant
The Powder was a Financial
Feather-Weight, but he was Game
as q Pebble. He worked on the
Principle that q Man can Afford
anything he can Get He allowed
himself nearly everything that the
Rich Folks have, except Money.
He would invite the Brunette to
Luncheon with him. When he was
by himself he Called 1t Lunch. That
"eon" on the end Usually makes
a difference of about $500 in the
Check.
They would repair to a Cafe with
q Fountain playing in the center
OF the Room. Every time she
pointed her Finger at another
Item on the Carte du Jour, II. put
q sickening Crimp in his Visible
Assets and moved him about three
Notches nearer to Hard Pan, but
he never twitched q Muscle. He
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guessed that IL she went ahead
md married the Provider. he
would give her everything he
Owned. hut he never would Own
more than you could put in .
Steamer Trunk. -,
The Cheap. Nan, on the other
hsnd. would have q Neat Balance
and q Strong Rating, but it would
require the use Of an Anaesthetic
to get a Tailor-Made Suit out Of
him.
While in this Quandary, she
consulted her Aunt EN-, who was
two kinds Of . Widow, Grass and
Sod. She had buried one Husband
and come out in Bisch. She had
tied q Can 70 No. 2 and come out
/ in Bright Colors- &c., .
Aunt EN- asked a number of
Leading Questions in regard to the
Qualifications Of the two Suitors,
and then she said: my Dear
Niece, this q Tall Problem for
q twenty-year-old Girl to close in
on, but you are entitled to lot Of
Credit for holding back and study
ing your Cards. A Lass who was
short on Foresight would have
chosen the Provider, In the foolish
Belief that she would continue to
get the Violets and Broiled Birds
all the rest Of her Life. A Mer-
cenary Maiden might have grab
bed at the chance to be. Mrs.
Cheap Man, but you are Dead
Wise in your Theory that one who
is a Parsimonious Papa during
Courtship will prove to be a Tight
Proposition as q Hubby. The
Man who will not Loosen Up un-
der the Melting Influence Of True
Love is Ounce. Truly It is not
what Hubby has but what he
Hands Out that helps one n En-
dure him as a Necessary Evil. II
you marry the Cheap Man, 1t is
true that you stand a Show Of get
ting the whole Estate sooner or
later, but this 10 an Outside
Chance, because the Cheap Man
usually adopts q Diet Of Prunes,
Graham Bread, Vegetable Soup
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Undecided Brunette and Two Canddates--By George ADJ

and. plain Spuds, and he win be
here . long time. The World Is
full Of women whose Husbands are
90 far ahead Of the Game that
they can make fat Loans on I'm
proved Real Estate and yet each
Of these Wives Is wearing Last
Years Hat; with the Wing moved
over on the other Side. If she
whispered something about sill
yer plated Electric Runabout to
old Ready Money, he would throw
. Double Arab. If you are going
to start in to do a 40-year Stunt
as Housekeeper to some Human
Savings Bank, you had better put
tho Bargain on a Business Basis
to start with. Go before q Law
yer and have him frame up an
Iron Clad Contract. Then You
viii get your little old Fifteen
every Saturday Night. Otherwise
you will have to Coax it out of him
and get about rs Cents per Throw.
As between the Generous Young
Fellow who is Flat and the
Moneyed Man who never Comes
Up, it is about Six Of one and Half
q Dozen Of the other. I think you
are tied up with . couple of Frosty
Ones. Aunties's Advice would Be
to pull down the Blinds and pay a
Visit to some. other Town where
the New Girl is = pleasing Nov
city. There permit your Affec-
tions to Center on some Tractabls
Person who Is neither a Prospec-
tive Pauper nor a close-fisted
Clam"
The Brunette caught the Wis
dom Of the Suggestion and took =
title Jaunt to Cleveland where
she fell desperately in Love with
a General Manager Of Set Habits
an . calm unthoatrical Generos-
ity. They came TO un Under
standing and lived happily ever
aferward.
MORAL: IL Is Necessary 10 max,
a fsw Purchases both before ana
after Ma rage.
Copyright, 1920, by the Bell SyndI
cate, Ine.)
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A DARK-EYED Maiden was
"a being carried off her Feet by
Cheap Man and q Provider.
They took Turn About in coming
up to the House. She was Child
Wonder when It came to spreading
her Dates so that one Gentleman
would not edge in another Fellows
Time. Each OF the Applicants
was led to believe that he was the
Only One for whom all the Lights
were turned on. He thought that
when he failed to Show Up. she
was In her own Room, looking at
his Picture and Feeling Blue.
The girl did what she could 10
foster these Delusions. She want
ed to hold as many Options -
possible, 90 as to have her Pick.
The Cheap Man had his Good
Points. He was House Broke and
could play Chords on the Piano.
But from eight to I'VE every day
he was Shylock. When he was
in . Crowd he never did anything
rash that involved the use Of Coin.
He saved a little more than his
Salary every Week, and was point
ed out IS a Conner In the Business
World. 1t hurt him to Peel from
the Role.
When he wanted to give the
Brunette q Frolic. he would get
Book out Of the Public Library
and take II up to the House and
read II to her. Once he put her
on the Car and gave her q jolly
Ride down to the Second Baptist
Church to hear a Free Lecture on
the Holy Land At Christmas
Time he sent the Dark Girl
Square Card with a Snow Scene,
Clump of Fir Trees and a Frozen
weter-wheel. When they went
out to a Party, he always remark
ed that II seemed to be a Pleasant
Evening and they might as we'll
Hoof It.
The Provider was Just the other
Way. He wss for Buying. The
Queen received her violets every
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BIZ BILL PRICE
HEARD AND SEEN =. ..
MEAT FOR THE CAKES.

Having myself noticed that
Washington cake-eatsrs feed
their faces so often with cake, I
would like to start q movement
for meat for them twice = month,
whether they need 1t or not. Ths
scientific possibility Is that II
these noted birds were to change
their diets 30 as to include some
red meat they would graduate
from the monkey-back clasa
A. ]. NJ.
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THE BEAULEss GIRLS
ARE THERE BEAUX FOR THEMY

BRUNETTE" and "HENNA" frank
ly ask. what Is to become of the
beauless girls?" and say. There are
loads OF them. We are two
In the same mail with the inquiry
of these two girls Is a letter from
boy who signs himself "BIIL
SMITH"
Smith says some things worth
reading. He hears there are seven
girls to one man in Washington. III
that's true" he inquired, how is 1t
that me and hundreds of other boys
cannot get girl friends?" He thinks
the reasons are:
/. II don't dance or run around
dance halls. I'm not crazy to meet
that kind anyway, but am not cheap.
20 to the movies and would be glad
to take a girl with me.
2. There ought to be a club OF
working girls and boys. so they can
meet each other. 1t would help many
lonesome people,"
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GASOLINE.

UAOOLhINEs
George Fitch tells US that gasoline 70
a clear, nervous LIQUID which IT, com
posed Of speed. noise and trouble In
equal parts.
IL was originally used for cleaning
gloves and cjecting the hired girls
through the Kitchen roof, but has now
been taught q great variety OF interest
ing tricks. such as running sutomcbiles,
aeroplanes motorboats. wiudmiiis.
hesrscs. street cars. cornshe'lers, and
bicycles
$50 miles an hour through the air. 90
miles an hour on tho lsr'l. and a'N feet
into the ground with perfect ease.
A gallon Of gasoline can do As mueh
work in an hour q, = hors' enr =. w .
.day and u doesn't have to be fed and
hedded down at night. II can drive an
automobile 20 miles. and while doing
this can cause three runaways, n col
iision, q so FINE for speeding. . divorce
suit. and an inquest,
gallon 81 whi-key at . Saturday
nisht dance can cause great deal OF
trouble. but II IN tame and kittentsh be-
side q gallon Of whis-vater which n
ssnducting . toyride. II. d. W., sr.
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SIX ACTS OF LIFE.

BABY-Sighing. Crying. Might
and Day. Winking. Blinking, Full
of Play.
BoY--Fooling. Schooling. Get
ting Tall. Growing. Rowing.
Playing Ball.
Y0UTH-Fussing. missing. over
a Tie. Sparkling, Sparkling. On the
sly.
MAN-Loving. wooing, Future
wife. Gushing, Blushing. Enjoy
ing Life.
MIDDLE AGE-ASaving. Craving.
Hoarding Wealth. Driving. Striv-
ing. Broken Health.
OLD AGE-Ailing. Failing. Day
by Day The Undertaken. Ends
that Way. A. w.
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Life on the Silver Sheet

would be down to his Gloves and
a Bunch of Keys.
The Brunette was Up Stump
when it came to making Choice.
1t seemed to be another instance
of Horse and Horse. She knew
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that the Cheap Man would own
Bank Stock and Corner Lots
when the Provider would be liv-
ing on Snow Balls. and yet she
could not bring herself to lean up
against a Stingy Old Thing. who
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would push a Half over toward the
waiter as II 1t annoyed him to see
Money lying around.
He would walk out as light as a
Toy Balloon and put her in q Cab
and send her Home, and then he
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WHAT THEY LIKE BEST.

HARRISON FISHER, jr., and
"six other n and s readers" say
they like jokes and bright things but
that they are more interested in
"squibs relating to female beauties
and in beauty contests" than in any
thing else. Nobody wants to read
about male Beauties" he says.
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never Unbuckled. As for the
Provider. he was the Kindtst
Friend she knew and Q Good Thing,
while he lasted. but she knew that
he could not Last farther than
from here to the Corner. She
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REAL CAKE EATERS.

whoever said that the fellows
around First and e streets southeast
are not cake eaters doesn't know the
truth. We have DALLAS FURR.' the
pound cake KID; RAY JAMES, the
three-layer caker"; CHARLES BUHc
TON. "the icing kid: and BILL.
LILLY, "the Ward cake kid" Is
c. w. l. !.
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RIDDLE.

RIDDLE.
why should the stars be adopts at
astronomy? II. SMITH.
CONVERSATIONAL CAMOUFLAGE.
knew German who loved to
tell strangers how well he talked
English-about as follows:
you vudentd dink from mein
conversation dot ! vos Of Cherman
ascent vonce, would your"
w. u. PAYNE.
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FROSTY NIGHTS.

The frosty nights have come again,
And at this time of year,
The single men who sleep alone
France around upon their ear.
They turn the covers quickly back,
And then they tumble in.
Roll up into a little knot.
Their knees up to their chin.
And then they say unto themselves,
Just loud ehough to hear.
BY George! this thing has got 70 stop
' oINv,
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FROM w. d. PAYNE: Hoso long
is honeymoon?

r aces and figures are
n ather interesting these days
A nd II you are 70 easily
N oticed by cops. can other people
X eep from looking
In your direction?
E yes were made to see with.
A MARINE.
The Washington times., 1920-11-07
GO TO 1T.

GO TO 1T.
Plan for more than you can do. Then
do Il.
Bite off more than you can chew
Then chew IL.
Hitch your wagon to a star,
Keep your seat and there you are.
U. r.. 8.
Here lies good oid Daniel Bean;
He died laughing over Heard and Seen.
FLAOMAN.
The Washington times., 1920-11-07

The English language Ia
| called the another tongue" be-
| cause father seldom has a chance
to use II.
Half the women In the world
don't know where the other half
| get their gossip. MARJORIE.
The Washington times., 1920-11-07
HAS FLIRTING sToPPEDt
We thought the flirting had bee,
topped by the police until this cam
n from II. w. j.:

when you see . pretty maiden
Doing r street % spry.
And she surely tries to vAmp you
As she winks . pretty eye.
Would you stop and kindly erect hon
And retu.n ths wink ~ slyf
Oh, thought you would. BUDDY.
And in truth, why 20 would I. ..
The Washington times., 1920-11-07

notice that the oontributora,'
are writing everything thcs,
days except prescriptions. And
what they do write will cure
more people than most prescrip-
tons. }. ~. w.