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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-05-07
A Sketch of the Beautiful
Limestone Caves Hidden
Away In the SiskiyOu
Mountains.

usually very bthAeAA VA @-N 49,
"a difficult TO reach. They are fire.
quenuy hidden away in mountains and
are nearly always discovered by hunt
ers who are trailing wild creatures
20 their lair. This was the case when
the famous Marble Caves OF oregon
were discovered some years ago.
How IL Was Discovered
Elijah Dawson, one OF the early set
tiers was trailing a wounded bear
down the mountain when he came
upon a queer looking hole in the
mountain. He crawled into II and as
he did so found that It widened out
and finally by the aid Of candle
which he carried in his hunting kit,
he came upon several large chambers
hung with stalactites. His candle
burned out and ne was compelled 10
abandon his explorations. When he
told people OF his find they paid little
attention TO him because the place was
so isolated and it was a long time
before he could interest any one
enough to assist him in exploring the
caves.
At last a couple OF scientists came
10 that section and they became inter-
ested and after great difficulty sue
ceeded in exploring a number Of
chambers which they found 10 be
large in size and exquisitely beautiful
in decoration. The caves are located
i'm a peak OF limestone formation
which rises six thousand feet above
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

of New Berlin, Illinois was pleasant
visitor here with his brother, Bob
Beane, last week. Lucious Shelton
will move his family to Franklin,
Tenn, this week. Miss Violet Pres
ton of Hickman spent Christmas with
relatives at this place. Miss Myrtle
Gibbs visited Mrs. Robt. Winfree Sat
urday night and Sunday. Miss Lydia
Lynch spent Christmas at Franklin.
Mrs. Mahayley Alley spent few days
last week with her daughter, Mrs.
Garland Thompson. Misses Eva
Courtney, Robb Winfree and Myrtle
Gibbs went to Lancaster Saturday.
Several young people enjoyed them
selves at the home of Willie Wilker-
son Monday night. Mr.. and Mrs. AZ.
B. Beane are at the bedside of their
son-in-law, Vonza Pope. who is very
low with typhoid fever. Columbus
! SHELTON of Franklin spent Christmas
here with his parents. Much success
to the Carthage Courier and a Happy
/ New Year to ALL
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01
CHESTNUT MOUND

Christmas passed off quietly and old
Santa made the little folks feel good.
Cowan Cornwell has moved his family
here from Elmwood. We are glad to
have them come to our little town.
Charlie Ingram of Grant is visiting
here. Mr.. and Mrs. Hamp Watts are
the proud parents of fine boy. The
sad news has reached here that Comp
Clark died last night. Virgil Fields
has returned from California. Miss
Nervia Cowan OF Carthage is visiting
homefollxs. Mr. and Mrs Walter
Jared of Mississippi visited here last
week. Rich Robinson of Hermitage
is visiting here. We wish the Courier
Happy New Year.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01
NOT SICK
and NOT WELL
n The Peculiar SihlaHua Described,
ZIRON Iron Tonic Is Found Helpful.


II often happens that the organs Of yotn
body do not function properly, for some
reason or other. There Is nothing really
wrong, and you are not sick. But Ger
family you are not well, either.
IL you are in such atcondtton, reac
what Mr.. VIM. M. Bass. RI. !, Crossvflle
Ala, did, and try Zirou Iron Tonic, as
he did. Mr.. Bass says:
''I am nearly always pretty well and
strong and do not need much medicine
excepting for headaches. But, recently,
when | had not been feeling very well
for a while, knew ] needed some Sort
Of medicine to make me all right.
took Ziron and it made me strong anc
well again."
Ziron puts iron into the blood, and, BY
doing this, may prevent serious attack
of illness, which you are liable to ''catch
Il any time Is your system Is weakened
ng your condition below par
Ziron has well proven its value %
tonic. Try u when you feel the least BIZ
out Of sorts, not quite as good as usual
tired and weary.
Your druggist sells Ziron On q money
hack guarantee. INN
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01
Your Blood Needs
z Z on
Bluff Greek.

Christmas passed off very quietly
here Born on a recent date to Mr..
and Mrs. Willie Wooten, new boy
Several weddings of much interest
were those of Mr.. Walter Wilkerson
to Miss Flora Beane, Dec. 8; Mr.. Her
man Mckinney to Miss Carrie Harel,
Dec. u; Mr.. Bobbie Wilkerson to Miss
Ova Rowland; Mr.. Cleve Hubbard to
Miss Beulah Gibbs; and Mr. Vernon
Winfree to Miss Maggie Harper, Dec
25. We wish them all a long and
happy life. Lots of moving is being
done the last few days. Jim Beane
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Of the country than all other diseases
put together, and for years it was sup
posed to be fncurable. Doctors pre-
scribed local remedies, and by constant
ly failing to cure with local treatment.
pronounced 1t incuraple. Catarrh is a
local disease, greatly fndueReed by con-
stitutional conditIonsfap therefore re-
quires constitutionaYtte treatment. Halls
Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J.
tutionaI remedy, ifs taken internally
and acts thru the Blood on the Mucous
Surfs ces of the System. One Hundred
Dollars reward is offered for any case
that Halls Catarrh Cure fails 20 cure.
Send for circulars and testimonials.
e. ]. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Sold by Druggists. f5c.
Halls Family Pills for constipation
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01
Lebanon Route 9.

Ike Parrish was in Gordonsville on
business. Misses Elsie and Louise
Parrish spent Christmas in Rome.
They were the guests of Miss Irene
and Rufus Brown and on Friday they
all went to iMurfreesboro. Mr., Brown
has just returned from Akrcn, Ohio,
coming through in car. Miss Louise
Cook has returned from Akron, Ohio
Carthage. Lille Mai Parrish has
been visiting Louisc Thompson at
Lebanon.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01
LOCAL AND PERSONAL ITEMS

LUOAL AMI L Z
Herman Cannon of Weirton, West
Virginia is here as the guest of his
sister, Mrs. John Pettross.
H. C. Taylor has returned to his
home at Monoville from Bradentown,
Florida, where he accompanied Mrs.
Taylor and little daughter, MARITIME,
for the benefit of the latter's health.
Little Marines grandmother, Mrs.
Kate Savage and son, Virgil Savage,
were preparing to go to Bradentown
last Friday when they received news
that the little girls condition was so
much improved that it would not be
necessary for them to come. This will
| be pleasing to friends of the family
and it is hoped that an early complete
recovery will be affected. Mrs. Tay-
| lor and little daughter will remain in
Florida indefinitely.
J. G. Grissim, Jr., of Lebanon was
in Carthage Wednesday.
Herbert Woodland has moved his
family to the farm he recently pur-
chased from S. F. Ward. 1t is located
on the pike, about three miles from
Carthage.
Mack Harris, formerly of Stone
wall, has moved his family to Sumner
County, where he recently bought
farm from Duke Ward, formerly of
Smith County.
Misses Beulah West and Julia Will
Hams have been visiting in Lebanon.
NJ. P. Canter and little son, Willie
Lee, of Difficult were in Carthage
Wednesday.
G. G. Moss of the Forks of the
River has bought the residence near
the upper ferry from S. S. Petross,
now occupied by NJ. J. Malone, Jr.,
and it is understood that he will soon
move to Carthage.
Rev. and Mrs. Fletcher Walton and
son, Lewis, of Atlanta, Ga, are in
Carthage as the guests of Prof. and
Mrs. C. B. Matthews. Rev. Walton
preached at the Methodist church
SUNDAY morning and evening, and his
sermons elected much favorable COM
ment. The discourses were pronounced
| by many as being among the ablest
and strongest ever delivered here.
Addison Bilbry has returned from
Livingston where he spent the hoh-
days with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
]. C. Bilbry.
Marcellus Kemp of Akron, Ohio
spent few days in Carthage with his
grandmother, Mrs. Mary Matthews.
Miss Helen Fisher, who has just
completed a business course in Nash
vile. is at home with her mother, Mrs.
Amelia B. Fisher. Miss Fisher will be
, in the office with her brother, Attor-
ney J. N. Fisher and w. II. Turner.
: Mr.. and Mrs. Charlie Womack and
! son. Charles, and Mr.. and Mrs. Ray
} Womack of Cookeville were IN Car
) thage Christmas day as the guests OF
5 Mr.. and Mrs. C. A. Womack. +.
T Mrs. Malissa Jones has been con-
{ fined to her room for the past few
E DAYS with a severe headache and COM
r plications.
Mr.. and Mrs. Young spent few
days in WATERFOWL recently.
Miss Beulah Kirby is spending thi:
n week with friends at New Middleton
Roscoe McGinness has returned
e from Livingston where he spent few
' DAYS with Mrs McGinness, who Is
4 slightly i'll at the home of her parents
J. Mr.. and Mrs. j. C. Bilbry.
8 Misses Jessie Jones and Leila Day
! spent a few days during Christina:
t as guests of Miss Blanche Clay c.
Dixon Springs. They returned Mon
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

where ldr. Squires holds splendid
position.
After a visit to relatives near La
fayette and at Carthage, Willie N.
Garrett returned Tuesday to Raleigh,
N. c., where he holds position as
one of the teachers in the commercial
department of Kings Business Col
lege.
Ernest Shoemake and Oscar Rus
sell returned Wednesday to Cooke
! vile where they are attending T. P. L.,
after spending the holidays with rela-
tives in Smith County.
| Powder Plant flooring at your 0Nn
price. See
VIRGIL SAVAGE.
Miss Clara Day has returned after
a few days visit with her aunt, Mrs.
r. G. Robertson at Lock z.
Mr.. and Mrs. Selton Drake of Leba-
non spent the holidays with the for
mer's parents, DIR. and Mrs. w. T..
Drake.
Mr. and Mrs. Sam Pickering and
little sons, Coleman and Sammy, have
returned from Nashville where they
spent few days with relatives.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Mallard Ducks; Pigeons; Turkeys:
Mammoth Bronze, Giant Bronze,
White Holland, Red Burbon, Plymouth
Rock; Rhode Island Red, Wyandotte;
Raw Ground Phosphate Rock, Red and
White Peanuts; Sorghum Molasses,
Sheep: Cheviot, Cotswold, Dorset,
Grade, Hampshire, Oxford, Shorp-
shire Southdown; Straw; Swine:
Berkshire, Duroc Jersey, Grade,
Hampshire, o. l. G, Poland China.
SEED.
Barley; Beans: Bountiful, Giant
Stringless, Red Kidney, Soya, Velvet,
Cane; Clover: Alfalfa, Alsika, Burr,
Crimson, Mammoth Red, Saplin,
Sweet, White; Corn: Bloody Butcher,
Boone County, White, Crooks Profit
&c Giant, Eureka Silage, Hickory King,
Improved Giant Yellow Dent, Iowa
Gold Mine, Iowa Silver Mine, Nor
CANS Improved Giant, Mortgage
Litter, Mosley Prolific, Meals Pay
master, Reid Dent, Tennessee Red
Cob, Webb's Improved Watson,
Woods Improved Golden Dent. yell
low Dent; Cotton; Grass: Blue, Orr
chard, Red Top; Lespedeza; Millet,
Oats; Fulghum, Red Rust Proof.
Turf; Okra; Rye; Abruzzi and
Others; Seven Top Turnip; Timothy:
vetch; Wheat: Fulcaster Bearded,
Golden Chaff, Leapers Prolific, Red
Winter, Stoner; Whippoorwill Peas
onpIsoafsou Al -
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Henry C. Leech and children, Flor
ence Collier and Horace Hale, and
Miss Lucille Hale of Nashville spent
Christmas day in Carthage with H.
M. Hale and Mr.. and Mrs. w. X. Webb
and family.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Mr.. and Mrs. Julian Fisher had as
their guests during the holidays, Mr.
and Mrs. Jack Evans, Mr.. and Mrs
Il. Stonestreet and children, Rex, Nan
cy and Jane, of Nashville.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Mr.. and Mrs. w. H. Turner have
returned home after spending the hol-
idays with Mrs. Turner'S parents, Mr..
and Mrs. w. E. Myer, who are now
residing at the Tulane Hotel at Nash
vile.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Miss Bessie Cartwright of near
Murfreesboro is the guest of Misses
Mary and Alice Read.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

day, accompanied by Miss Clay who
was their guest Monday and Tuesday.
spending several months in Nashville
with her son, Flippen Wick, has re-
turned to Carthage and will spend
the remainder of the winter with Mrs.
Annie Flippen.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Mr.. and Mrs. T. H. Maloney of
Nashville spent few days in Car
thage as the guests of Mrs. Maloney's
mother, Mrs. Amelia Fisher.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

FLooRNG,<h you intend building
in the NEG future it will pay you to
See
3 VIRGIL SAVAGE.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01
FOR SALE

Apples: York Winesap, Sundried;
Angora Goats; Baskets; Butter;
Brooms; Canned Goods: Apples,
Beans, Corn, Tomatoes; Cattle: Aber-
deem Angus, Grade, Hereford, Hol,
stein, Jersey and Shorthorn, Bulls,
Cows, Heifers; and Calves; Cases
Crates; Chicken Coops; Corn: Ear,
Shelled; Dogs: Colhes, Empty Cans;
Feed: Beet Pulp, Bran, Cotton Seed
Hulls, Cotton seed Meal, Ground
Barley, Mixed Peanut Meal, Rice,
Bran and Polish, Shorts, Tankage,
Velvet Bean Meal; Flour; Hay: AL
falfa, Bean, Clover, Grass, Millet,
Timothy; Honey; Honey Bees;
Horses: Grade Horses, Mares, and
Fillies, Percheron Stations; Imple-
1nents: Corn and Bean Planter, Cot
ton Gin Complete, 20 H. P Coal Oil
Gasoline Engine, H. P. Gasoline
Engine, IL II. P. Portable Gasoline
Engine, II H. P. Gasoline Engine,
Disc Plow, Saw Rig Complete, Gang
Piow, Thresher and Engine, Silo Fill
/ Ter, Steam Traction Engine, Incuba-
! tor, incubation Culture for Legumes /;
Jacks; Jennetts; Limestone; Locust
! and Cedar Posts; Molasses; Mules /;
/ Nursery Stock; Peanuts; Peach Seed /;
Poles: Chestnut, Cedar, Oak and Hick-
DRY; Pony and Buggy; Potatoes
/ Sweet, Irish; Poultry: Ancona, An
dalusian, Brown and White Leghorn,
Buff and White Orphington; Geese:
To Droducars will ha furnished n
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

day, accompanied by Miss Clay who
was their guest Monday and Tuesday.
Mrs. Tabitha Wick, who has been
spending several months in Nashville
with her son, Flippen Wick, has re-
turned to Carthage and will spend
the remainder of the winter with Mrs.
Annie Flippen.
DR.. and Mrs. J. HI. Chism have re-
turned from Nashville where they
spent a few days with the latter's
mother, Mrs. Minis. They were accom-
panied home by Mrs. Chism's sister,
who will spend several days in Car
thage.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Duke and son,
Cecil, were visiting in Nashville dur
ing the holidays.
Mr.. and Mrs. A. C. Read were called
to Bell Buckle recently on account of
the serious illness of Mrs. Reads
mother, Mrs. 2. T. Crouch. Mr.. Read
returned last week, but Mrs. Read is
still with her mother, although re-
ports yesterday stated that Mrs.
Crouch's condition was slightly i'm
proved.
Mrs. Andrew O'Brien of Nashville
is wishing the family of w. K Webb.
Ed High Fisher and Glenn Bradford,
students of Columbia Military AGA
denny spent the holidays with their
parents here.
Will Maddux McClarin and James
Read, who are attending the. medical
department of. Vanderbilt University,
have returned to their work after
spending Christmas at home.
Dewitt Fisher has returned to his
studies at Vanderbilt University after
spending Christmas at home.
Misses Addie Crouch Read and Mar
garet Lyon, pupils of Ward Belmont,
spent the holidays in Carthage with
their parents.
Webb Key of Monoville has return
ed to his studies at Vanderbilt Uni
versity.
r. A. Williams of Nashville has
returned home after visiting his chill
dren, Mildred and Harold, who make
their home with their grandparents,
Mr.. and Mrs. j. M. Moss of MonovilIe.
Mr.. Williams, who is himself Smith
Countian, has been connected with the
Ed Reborn Monument Works at Nash
vile for the past eight years.
Rev. T. Riley Davis, the new pas
tor of the Baptist church at Carthage,
arrived Wednesday and his family will
follow in a few days. The people of
this community extend to him cor
dial welcome. Rev. Davis will preach
at this place the End and 4th Sunday
mornings and evenings.
| Miss Catherine Burnett of Nashville
has accepted the position of stenogra-
pher for Read Bros, Miss Franklin
having resigned and returned to heI
home in Nashville.
Many friends in Carthage were
interested to learn of the marriage
of Mr.. Claud Squires, son of Mr., anC
Mrs. T. A. Squires of this city. t.
Miss Floy Miller, who formerly helC
the position of book-keeper for ReaC
Bros. The wedding was solemnizet
in Cincinnati a few days ago ard the
young couple will reside = Cetroi
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Dewitt Fisher has returned to his
studies at Vanderbilt University after
spending Christmas at home.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Misses Addie Crouch Read and Mar
garet Lyon, pupils of Ward Belmont,
spent the holidays in Carthage with
their parents.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Mr.. and Mrs A. C. Read were called
to Bell Buckle recently on account of
the serious illness of Mrs. Reads
mother, Mrs. 2. T. Crouch. Mr.. Read
returned last week, but Mrs. Read is
still with her mother, although re-
ports yesterday stated that Mrs
Crouch's condition was slightly i'm
proved.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Dr. and Mrs. j. H. Chism have re-
turned from Nashville where they
spent a few days with the latter's
mother, Mrs. Minis. They were accom-
panied home by Mrs. Chism's sister,
who will spend several days in Car
thage.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

VIII Maddux McClarin and James
Read, who are attending the medical
department of Vanderbilt University,
have returned to their work after
spending Christmas at home
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Mrs. Andrew O'Brien of Nashville
is wishing the family of. W. X. Webb
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Ed High Fisher and Glenn Bradford,
students of Columbia Military AGA
deny spent the holidays with their
parents here.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Herman Cannon of Weirton, West
Virginia is here as the guest of his
sister, Mrs. John Pettross.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Webb Key of MonoviIle has return
ed to his studies at Vanderbilt Uni
versitY.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Duke and son
Cecil, were visiting in Nashville dur
ing the holidays.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

where Mr. Squires holds splendid
position.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

G. G. Moss of the Forks of the
River has bought the residence near
the upper ferry from S. S. Petross,
now occupied by NJ. J. Malone, Jr.,
and it is understood that he will soon
move to Carthage.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

NJ. P. Canter and little son, Willie
Lee. of Difficult were in Carthage
Wednesday.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01


Of by whom the following commodities
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Misses Beulah West and Julia Will
hams have been visiting in Lebanon.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Miss Beulah Kirby is spending this
week with friends at New Middleton
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Roscoe McGinness has returned
from Livingston where he spent few
DAYS with Mrs. McGinness, who IS
slightly i'll at the home of her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. ]. c. Bilbry.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Mack Harris, formerly of Stone
wall, has moved his family to Sumner
County, where he recently bought 9
farm from Duke Ward, formerly OF
Smith County.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Miss Clara Day has returned after
a few days visit with her aunt, Mrs.
r. G.. Robertson at Lock z.
Carthage courier. (Carthage, Tenn.) 1913-current, 1920-01-01

Misses Jessie Jones and Leila Day
spent a few days during Christmas
as guests of Miss Blanche Clay CT
Dixon Springs. They returned Mon
The Washington herald., 1920-08-20
MEAT PRICES
|: TUMBLE
Everything But Beef Sold at
Lowest Prices During
Month.
IL TniversnI serviceL

Here's good news for all meat
tiers except those who insist upon
wing beef. Prices for pork, veal
I'd lamb were lower yesterday
an they have been for a long
me-. Beef is higher than at any
~eviOUs time this month.
The figures are given by the BU-
au of Markets of the Department
' Agriculture. based upon market
ports from all over the country.
lie bulletin of prices was as fol-
VS..
with fresh pork joining in the
cline. fresh meats in general are
wer in the principal consuming
JTkets than at any time during
O present month. The low range
light pork loins-s3O to s54 per
lbs. WHOLESALERS So lower than
eviously this month. Good NUT
n, at S14 to SIS per 100. Is 81 TO
q lower. Good veal. at 1S5 to S21
100. is s6 to so lower Coco
NIB. at s24 to S27 per 100. is about
9 lower
only good beef has failed to
VOW price decline. At S23 to s27
100, IL is slightly higher at the
y Of the range than previously
month, while the low figure
been maintained practically
,adily."
The Washington herald., 1920-08-20

SHOW INCREASE
Whooping Cough Contin.
ues to Spread According
To Health Report.

Increases in contagious diseases
were shown in the report Of ths
District health department yester-
day. Whooping cough continues &C
spread. hfty-two new cases beinS
reported last week. running the TO-
tai OF present cases up TO 575.
Cases OF diphtheria- typhoid fever
and tuberculosis also increased dur.
ing the past week. Bleven new
cases OF typhoid fever were report.
ed, running the total 70 fourteen
and thirty new cases Of tuberculosis
came under the care Of the depart.
ment during the week.
No alarm over the increases WA
expressed by health onicials, mos
Of the cases being termed as light
Except for the whooping cougf
cases, the report is not alarming
DR.. Fowler said. He expressed ths
opinion that the climax in thu
whooping cough epidemic had beer
reached and q number Of patient,
would be discharged soon.
The Washington herald., 1920-08-20
May Need Strauss to Drink Mince Pie,
Essays Inside May be Lii bit Zazzed
So Long As 1t Doesn't Get Disorder1u

Oh, man,
After you've gone without the
stun for-well. since you couldn't
get it
And you've shied off bootleg.
afraid it might embalm you
And you've tried near beer an
home brew without any luck
And life seems no longer made
Of rainbows and menageries.
And just then the Internal Reye-
nue. authorities on mince pie an
nounce that mince pie with a wee
small backbone won't be worth ar
guing over among friends
Gee. amt that a gran an glo-
rious feeling?
wow! Now watch the boys paw
the bakers bill, just to get a stand
in with the baker. For the mince
pie hunting season will soon be
open. and there's going to be red
red KILN when it's once more time
TO shoot EN- on the wing. along
about two in the morn when every
thing is still, and the ice box is
unlocked
The Internal Revenue Bureau will
pass up with a wink any mince pie
that can carry its liquor without
becoming disorderly. But the man
who ensnares a tight mince pie
says the government, will be out Of
luck, for one mince pie can't hide
enough concentrated T. n. T. to do