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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-03
TOUGH OLD NAN WILL
SCALE THE HIH4L4YS
BY MARKHAM THURSTON.

That most remarkable OF OCtOgen-
arians, Georges Clemenceau. is pack
ing mp his Kit with "A view Of scaling
the Himalayas and doing "a little
tiger-hunting. what a man,
Just consider the effect OF the
rigors of the peace conference ON
most Of the men who bore it's heat-
lest burdens. Prest Wilson's health
was wrecked. Orlando Of Italy was
politically extinguishcd. Lloyd George
~ still desperately trying 20 eN-
tricate himself from its consc-
Quences. and is facing unhcard-of
problems. Deschanel. the peace
president" Of France. has been forced
to sacrifice his lifelong ambition ia
one OF the most pathetic incidents
of recent history.
And here is this indestructible old
man. with a bullet inside him, run
ming rings around the pyramids
riding "A donkey i'm the Holy Land.
trotting back home again. packing
his grip and of and away like q lad
Of 40 for the tall peaks and the tiger
lairs.
None worked harder than he At
Versailles. and he was years tho
senior OF them all. None bore more
OF criticism and anxiety. He is ara
old man. with an utterly cynical view
of his own and everyone else's per-
fOrmanCcs.
But il he returns safe from his
Indian adventure the world need not
be surprised II he announces his i'm
tention 20 check up Amundsen's FIX
urcs on the South Pole
40 wonder the plenipotentiaries
AT Paris said he was "A tough one.
He is
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-03

Judge Warren Berry. OF Aurora,
this state, has contributed tn fol-
lerin' little paragraphs L tn Weekly
Slip Horn jest L show. as he ex-
plains in a letter L tn editor, how
tn world is changin' Judge Berry
is a self-made man. lie went {
Aurora when a boy an learned tn
wagon makers trade an finally
married a dress maker. Then he
took up tn study o. law an wuz adj
mitted { tn bar. Bein' OF a retirin'
nature an fearful O. tn limelight
he never praCticed. These are all
real Happenings that have come un-
der my observation an / believe ther
worthy O. bein' set in type an pub
lished. Tn publication o these
items may be tn means o. bringin'
many OF us { our senses. At least
they'll prove that times haint what
they used t be- says his letter.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-03
WORK FOR FORKS SAKE
AMONG THE IDLE RICH
- NfARIE ATHERSoN

News dispatches tell 81 another
rich woman who has chafed under
the pail OF idleness and has ser 100
q shop 1 New York city. Wherein
those whose chief ambition it ls NOE
20 work may wei ind food for
thought. is idleness. even with
wealth. dull and stupid. after aIIg
Mos, people start out lie with cN-
pectati0n of the day when they shall
have saved mp = competence THAI viii
free them from the necessity az daily
toll. They approach middle life with
"a fearful expectation OF the time
when they viii no longer be able %
~ a days work every day They
come % the declining years with
many regrets ar the passing OF "ths
good old days OF activity.
No man can achieve any peruau-
eut success unless no IS imbued with
the love OF work. The greatest men
in the world are the hardest work
ers. They are great because they
work
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-03
PRICES And PORTIONS
B4NE or THE TRAVELLER
BN MILLIAM H ALBTRN.

a travelling man finds no great
reason for satisfaction in the wide
spread efforts being made 20 lower
restaurant prices. Those prices are
bad enough he says, but there is
worse restaurant evil-thc smallucss
OF portions. Better even than the
abolition of wartime rates. be in-
sists. would be the abolition OF war
time ratiODs.
1T seems 70 matter little what
price one pays in the average Amer
lean restaurant. ne laweuts. Food
served per orGer is rarely Of a guam
tity 60 satisfy any healthy person
The ration OF two thin slices Of
bread is still served widely with
piece Of butter the size Of % 25-ceus
piece. The same criticism applies Co
every other item on The menu card 81
This is true enough. on the whole.
The generous portions OF old are
sadly missing nowadays. except on
private tables. 4 square meal for "A
normally healthy and hungry Amer
lean citizen i ordered "A Ia carte,
is likely 90 cost n small fortune.
Look az the siiveTs 0f pie served iu
most restaurants, And there is
natural fear that as prices are re-
duCed. portions may become still
smaller. II both cannot be done ar
once. IT might Doe better, instead or
lowering the price. 10 increase the
portions.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-03

that went L Terre Haute fer tn
quart wuZ unsuccessful.
Rush Townley has sold his five
hundred acre farm an accepted a
position i'm an auto factory as ma
chinists' helper.
A bushel o fine, large p'taters
may be seen in tn show window o.
tn Hartley Jewellery store.
Grant Wilson has sold his entire
grape crop in tn bud, somethin' un-
heard Of heretofore
Miss Lizzie Emery. who bought a
pair O. fancy open work hose. Tues
day, is still liivin' with her folks.
Milton Marsh, who has a straw
hat cleanin' plant behind tn court
house, has added a fleet O. Fords L
his establishment.
TIL carpenters walked out tday
after removin tn roof o. Arlic
Green's house.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-03
MRS. SOLOMON 81 VS.
By Helen RO70Iand
Being Confessions of Wife 7OOth

My daughter. n woman seeketh love
with prayer and with trembling. But
man regardeth love as Il game of
chance. and a wife rs matter OF
luck. Yet, when a Prize { offered
him, he is exceeding fastid.Ous, and
harder 10 please than 4 woman that
shoppeth on a charge account.
Now, l questioned a Young Man,
saying:
Wherefore, oh Philanderer, dost
thou squander thy youth and thy
sentiment upon seconds and light
loves. and 'alsO-rans'? How shalt
thou hope TO find the True Love If
thou flittest after every new love ?
For Love is not a Roman candle,
but an altar fret"
And he made answer, lightly, say
ing:
NAY. Woman! How shall 1 rec
ognize Real Love, if have not
known all it's ffty-seven limitations
How shall 1 find the one Woman
until l have known at least an
hundred women, and loved at least a
score of them?
How shall I discover the Right
Girl, if have never dallied with the
Wrong Girl? For, he that would
know the happiness of True Love,
must first have suffered from senti-
mental boredom."
Now. it came to pass that. after
many moons. 1 saw the youth, and
again questioned him, saying:
Hast thou found thine Ideal. and
they one Woman, . wise youth -
But he answered me YEARLY, say
ing:
Yea, verify. Mother I have
found MANY OF her-even the Per-
feet Being Of my dreams.
"Lo, she is fairer than the rose OF
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-03

morning. sweeter than n damsel
telephone voice, purer than a pure
food label, and gentler than sum
mer girls sigh.
She hath eyes OF velvet and n
voice Of silver and q disposition
smoother than a Rolls-Royce of a
profiteer's promises.
Il know her to be the Ideal Wife,
who is all things unto one man
even a charmer, "A chum, an insplra-
ton, valet, u playmate, and mys-
terry.
"Yet. alas, I find her less interest
ing than yesterdays newspaper. and
more wearisome than last summer S
popular waltz-tune.
she thrilleth me no more than
the message on a postcard, and l can
NOT love her!
For. so long have ! controlled
the muscles of my heart, that now.
they refuse TO work! So long have
benumbed my sentiments with the
opiate of filtration, there is neither
romance, nor an illusion, nor an
emotion left within me-save one.
And that one is CURIOSITY!
Verify. verify, I am the man
ho-understands-w
yet l shall never marry until l
meet n woman whom / CANNOT un-
derstand!"
And in the air could be heard the
weeping Of angels and the triumph
ant laughter of cynics.
For 10. he that seeketh all his
days 10 play with sky-rOckets and
bon-fires. shall never find warmth
and brightness in the altar fire OF
Real Love.
And his middle name shall be
"misogymist.
Sp1ab
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-03
POLITICS
Through Woman SEyeS
Copyright. 1920.

Politics. ~ nice man tells me, Is
not plural, but singular Oh. VERY
singular, Only woman. just
learning 10 vote, can appreciate how
singular!
A Campaign Fund" for instance,
Is the money which your OWN
party is generously contributing in
order to elect the Right President.
a "slush Fund" is the money
which the other party is raising in
order TO elect the Wrong Candidate.
Saving the Country" does not
mean saving it from its enemies, but
from the other Party.
Conservative: A man who won't
believe that the airplane is practic-
able until he has been hit by one.
Radical: A man who won't adj
nit that the airplane Is practicable.
even AFTER he has been hit by
one.
Most campaign platforms read TO
n woman. like the average mans
love-Ietters; awfully sweet and flat
tering, but absolutely vague and in
definite.
The Presidential Chair: The most
uncomfortable seat in the Country.
next 20 the Electric Chair.
At least. that's the way Politics
looks 90 "a woman
Is Politics" sigular?
They ARE.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-03
Reflections Of
4 Bachelor Girl
EXERY MOMAN,S pin


oh hearten me. Beloved-oh tell me
not the truth
Say not my eyes are losing the
starry mist of youth.
Hint not my Eirlish figure grows
matronly in size
Oh. comfort me. Beloved. with
pleasant little lies,
Oh. hearten me. BeIoved-nor stop
70 count the cost.
Say not my shining tresses their
golden CLINT have lost.
Oh tell me that YOU love me. Not
once. but every day.
Repeat the sweet assurance. IN the
sweet, tender way,
For I am but woman Truth has
for me no thrills.
Unless its subtly CamoufIc-ed, and
all dressed up in frills.
So tell me Til the end. Dear Heart.
that I am passing fair.
on. feed me not the bitter truth
but just the old hot air,
4 man has two ways Of winning
woman. To half or them he paints
himself blacker than ne is. and 20
the other half he whitewashes him
self
You can Judge a man. nowadays.
according 10 whether he regards
Bermuda as the Isle OF Lilies" as
"the place where onions come from"
or merely as "A tempting oasis in the
desert Of Prohibition
After few years OF marriage. "A
man ceases TO resent the fact that
men stare al his wife. and begins 90
wonder why they do it.
At ten. a man says. eve made "a
mash az twenty, I've got a girl.
at thirty. Il know a charming wo-
man. at forty The sweetest little
woman in the worldt"; and at sixty.
My affinity"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-03

stocks Far Below Last Years
Prices" says a headline. Maybe so
but we would say IL all depends upon
what kind OF stock you are trying
TO buy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-03

The American legion more than
any other body gives organized ex-
preston 10 public opinion" accord
ing 20 its chief officer. Well. the
country can stand q little Of that.
We have had too much public ex-
preston Of organized opinion up 10
date.
one authority complains that the
shortage Of teachers has led 10 the
emn. Oyment OF too many pinch hit
ters- on the teaching stats DOesn Z
IL all depend upon what methods the
teacher uses ir making "a hit?
Lenine says he is pleased with
bolsheVism everywhere with the ex-
ception OF England and the United
States. Well, those two countries
certainly take exception 20 bolshe-
vism.
Hungary "a considering electing "a
king. Maybe frightened at our eff
forts 10 elect a president.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-03

Single Copies sunday morning evening
weekly delivered carrier papers
the week.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-03

ONLY SUNDAY PAPER N NORTHERN INDIANA. Mailed
South Bend second class matter.
J. NJ STEPHENSON. Publisher JOHN HENRY zUvER.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-03

After a few years OF marriage. "A
man ceases TO resent the fact that
men stare AT his wife. and begins 20
wonder why they do H.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1920-03-12

Curly Flandrau. simultaneously q
man galloped up, flung himself from
his horse and took the young woman
from her lover.
my little girl !" he cried tn a roice
that rang with love.
Luck had found his eve wnt cat
was lost.
II was Curly who first saw ne .nsh
approaching from the gulch. Hello.
Cass Did you get him9'
Fendrick nodded YEARLY. "Yep.
He's up there" The sheepmans hand
swept toward the bluff.
You're wounded7'
SCOT me In the shoulder. Nothing
serious. Judge"
Cullison swung around. "Sure
about that. Cassr II was the first
time for years that he had called the
other by his first name except In
Irony.
Sure"
Lets have look at the shoulder"
After he had done what he could for
II Luck spoke blufily. "This dashed
feud is Off, Cass. You've wiped tha
slate clean. When you killed Black
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1920-03-12
CHAPTER XIII.
Loose Threads.

Those who knew about Sans share
in the planning of the Tin Cup hold
up kept their mouths close. All of the
men implicated in the robbery were
dead except Dutch. Cullison used his
influence to get the man Il light SEN
tence, for he knew that he was not a
criminal at heart. In return Dutch
went down the line without so much
as breathing Sans name
Luck saw TO 1t that Curly got all
the credit of frustrating the outlaws in
their attempt on the Flyer and Of cap
turing them afterward. In the story
of the rescue of Kate he played up
Flandrau's part In the pursuit at the
expense of the other riders. For Sep.
TENDER was at hand and the young
man needed all the prestige he could
get. The district attorney had no
choice but to go on with the case of
the State versus Flandrau on charge
of rustlng horses from the Bar Double
NJ. But public sentiment was almost
n unit In favor of the defendant.
The evidence of the prosecution was
not so strong as II had been. All of
his accOmpllces were dead and one of
the men implicated had given 1t out In
his last moments that the young man
was not party to the crime. The
man who had owned the feed corral
had sold out and gone to Colorado.
The hotel clerk would not swear posi-
lively that the prisoner was the man
he had seen with the other rustlers.
Curly had one important asset no
Jury could forget. II counted for a
good deal that Alec Flandrau, Billy
Mackenzie, and Luck Cullson were
known to be backing him, but 1t was
worth much more that his wife of a
week sat beside him In the courtroom
Every look and motion of the girl-wife
radiated love for the young scamp
who had won her. And since they
were tender-hearted old frontiersmen
they did not intend to spoil her JOY
Moreover. society could afford to take
chances with this young fellow Elan
drau. Long before they left the boz
each member Of the jury knew that ht
was going to vote for acquittal.
II took the jury only one ballot to
find verdict of not guilty. The
Judge did not attempt to stop the up
roar of glad cheers that shook thu
building when the decision Was read
/ He knew II was not THE prisoner 81
much they were cheering as T.. brave
girl who had sat so pluckily for three
days beside the husband she had made
a man.
From the courtroom Curly walked
out under the blue sky OF Arizona
free man. But he knew that the hes
Of his good fortune was that he did no
90 alone. For all the rest OF thei
lives her firm little steps would NOV
beside him to keep him true AM
steady. He could not go wrong now
for he was anchored to a responsibility
that was a continual Joy and wonde
to him.
(THE ENID
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1920-03-12

well you put me out of hostile camp"
I'm glad--so glad. Now Wen all he
friends, won't WEI" Kate cried.
Cass looked at her and at Curly,
both of them radiant with happiness,
and his heart ached for what he had
missed. But he smiled none the less.
Suits me II IL does YOU"
He gave one hand to Luck and the
other to his daughter.
Curly laughed gayly. Everybody
satisfied, | reckon"
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1920-03-12
RAILROADS ON TRIAL
(From the N. Y. WORLDLY

The railroads had to be taken over
by the Government as a war neces-
sity. That is not debatable. The
increase Of 20 per cent in fares and
"a per cent in freight rates is bur-
densome, though not in proportion to
other price increases. The business
has grown.
But the people are less concerned
with post-mortems than with pros
poets. The capital expenditure Of ST.
163, 100000 on the roads in two years
though substantial is insufficient
They go to their owners, as President
Smith Of the New York Central says,
weakened by their vicissitudes."
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1920-03-12

entry, serial No. 014663, for ElsSEh,
sen MEX, Sec. 10; SWh NWA, Sec.
ID, TIP. "a s., r. IL W., Salt Lake
Mer.. has filed notice of intention to
make three-year proof, to establish
claim to the land above described, be-
fore the Clerk of the District Court.
at Parowan, Utah, on the Goth day Of
April, 1920.
Claimant names as witnesses:
Thomas Fisher and James Fisher,
of Enoch, Utah; David Ward and John
Hyatt, of Parowan, Utah.
GOULD B. BLAKELY, Register.
First Mar. 12-Last April 8, 1920.)
If you are not a subscriber. YOU
ouoht IN he Don't be a borrower.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1920-03-12
NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS

NOTICE TO STOCKHOLDERS OF
Cedar City Cooperative Mercantile
and Manufacturing Institution.
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1920-03-12
Iron County, Utah, Special Bond
Election, April 10, 1920.
JOHN w. BENTLEY.

JOHN w. BENTLEY,
County Clerk.
At said election the polls shall be
opened at the hour of seven o'clock
a. m. and closed at the hour of seven
o'clock, p. m.
Said election shall be held as nearly
as possible in conformity with the
general election laws of the State of
Utah, except as otherwise provided
by Section 1414, Compiled laws of
Utah, 1917, and at such election every
qualified voter of said county who
shall have paid property tax in the
County in the year 1919 shall be en-
titled to vote.
BY ORDER OF THE BOARD OF
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS OF
IRON COUNTY, UTAH.
BY H. w. LUNT,
Chairman.
Attest: JOHN w. BENTLEY,
(SeaD Clerk.
First March 12-Last April 8, 1920
Iron County record. [volume] (Cedar City, Utah) 1893-1982, 1920-03-12

That on the reverse side thereof
shall be printed the following;
BALLOT FOR PRECINCT
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-09-25

See that ulIey over there" md
,luug the spot with dirty stained
Iurennger.
The alley W1s crowded with men
and automobiles one man Was lead
ing "a Russian Hulfhouu3 around D..
a leash The dog snubnei me- lH.
wagdly clubbing me another move
struck gin.
The man leading the canine B1.flr-
yIk was much more human
Anything ! can d.. Miss
Whom do see a g,t Job % tnH
movies" ] inquired
Right In that DOOR M 'our .H''. rap
IN them green blinds and ash for Nj
x ugstou or M Ryan
Tho green blinds were = n.f % an
mp 1N tmsu' over 'lr paU.Nuns Tn
fUs traatrcaI offices raped 4
.raug maa blond NJ hs.r blue uf .'-s
and stern ~ roaure0a0ra npened
'"Haff 900. au. ..p- .p'u'
'A.s ,ou from sn agency '' 10
asked
$50 rm Iast bore
we haven't anNio.uR op0r. OH
Walt "A minute"
IN NIX that human boz nge can
stand failure lQIs better ihAn thsy can
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-09-25

Anything was legal Tor shooting
the dough except tossing IL into the
corner sewer Vet the scenario ~
this suappy tale covered 800 pages,
four acts and eight reels before
Brewster blew I'm the roll To.day
you could tell Brewster's story In
two or three hundred words our
hero would only have To get mar
ried eAnd he'd need the residue %
the estate By The middle OF June
Matrimony today h. not a ven.
ture It's sure deficit The path
to the altar Is one-way thorough.
fare from Easy street to BanA.
rup,cy Boulevard Marriage is the
game where the guy says - do. !
do. do" Nothing but dues lie
who dances must pay the fiddler
And he who marries must pay the
organist YOU will notice there Is
no mention Of SHE In these prov
cribs. II is always the man who pays
aud pays rnd pays That makes
three payments. And there are
more ON the way
Marriage Is bltterorworse eV'
porience. You never see the wed
ding ring merchants advertising be-
foreand.after testimonials from their
female customers Never Matri
mouy is disease that isn't cured
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-09-25

hgNo perfect face. or at least. one
inut 10 not SCARED OF malmed. "a
itl 1H me value OF beauty Ia con
errurd, while 70 Is valuable asset
FOR an actress j would not call 30 all .
together, essential 10 her SUCCESS. bur
] do believe that woman's business IA
Go oo beautiful, and by phis do not
mean ON the stage alone, but eyerv-
when" Physical beauty goes a long
way toward the success OF anv
woman. ON tho stage. OF course. abb
y must Dee coupled with beauty o.
mako her success complete That s
why insist that % is SUCH yaiu-
uOle adjunct
Heretofore We have considered tho
cultivation %, beauty worth while Ir
our novers and plants, In our huTses-
and dogs Iu our fruits and vegetables
and 100 oar I've stock. The ancient H
creeks thought II worth while in the.r
men and women and we are bts
ming tI think So too. The art on rgI- D..
iNaN.E human beauty passed OFT
with ancient Greece but has lul,.s'l
received worldwide impetus We.
cannot say just where and how
started. but We can he certa. trtl
10 has lts roots in many sources 49,
~ which are tending 90 one end. 4. e.. A.
Iur physical Improvement or IRE Iar.
We uf to-day arg nor fNc ,h Ir.T
uf pure race but OF q c1mmu g ug
~ many, and consequently we nav.
developed q tremendous variety of
flowers, as 10 were. cacn OF which
makes It's appeal 10 must not Ice for.
gotten that while beauty OF the bCdg
is "a valuable asset Us charms Ike .
thtt ~ "a beauuN. picture, are en-
HANGED when becominEiy framed.
lu Lady Hollands Memoirs" she G.
quotes sidney smith 20 this effect:
"Ncyer teach false modesty. How
eNquis,tely absurd 10 tell girls that
beauty ~ OF no value, dress Is OF no
use; her whole prospects and happi
ness In ITO may depend upon a new
gown OF a becoming bonnet and ~
%" has five grains OF sense she will
ma 'hs out"
have always bean ~ thu same
opinion beauty Is % value, beauty OF
face. form, ~ manner apeech--and
tNery one must accede TO this. Few r
arc beautiful In every particular, but
we aI, possess Aome beauty polnta,
Again, No girl e 10 poorly endowed
by nature but that she can improve
ferHeif--vasuy n abe only lnoWg 0CW. q
a. viii DO my pleasure 20 show hsg
ooWetn shess-ylfeiltel. sA.A--.--.1-.--a. -
The evening world. [volume] (New York, N.Y.) 1887-1931, 1920-09-25
(DWIPtSThl1p@ 'lSlIQlRRi@QI2
by l5JlGlrl1lY NYlllYGlglpYlT

Go The Nys Yors E,,nlng wotd
they would drop me as ell the rest
OF the young men I have met. ! don't
want 10 be an old maid and yet how
can save myself
"oEsPoNpENT VERA"
My dear Vera, not wanting TO be
an ult maid" has made many o. BI
take the wrong step loo marriage. Just
remember that Rome was not made
iu DAY and the Prince ~ Love
do,sn always appear when gin is
o her teens You are so afraid that
you are not going Go marry that am
afraid Won Will take the very met
man who comes along regardless ~
Wue,hor he In your Ideal uuIN b feet
1HIl wears baggl trousers or N.- long
u1Ir Forget the marrying game
Do out and be o. natural girl Treat
tuur male Acquaintance Tine same
Jolly way you do vuur g.rI friends
and, before you huow TO- Mt Right
Man viii come riding along Tor you.
"Osar Mss Vincent. Ny husband
and have been separated since
March. We have three children, but
he refuses 90 tear UP the picture Of .
woman he knew In France. am
thirty nine and had counted on the
compan,onship OF my husband but
what can I do under tho clrcum
stances?
a WIFE IN NAME ONLY
IrN 200 forget NtttI mention the
picture again. ana no doubt u VIII
d suppcar in time Many wives have
had things Ike this to clear up but
fYt the yu.,lreus sahr b. Is worth
while