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New-York tribune., 1920-03-24
Examination for Eiction Writex.

elimination for Fiction Writers
V.-What does the hero do when he meets
with shock or disappointment?
:, A'--He 'oatHs mules aud miles out into
'"e country 'c'thout kno,cing .chere he is
going
Q-How should the hero drive his car?
A-Strty nltles an hour any,vhers.
Q--lf poor man. what kind of coat
should he wear on cold day?
A.-1hc kind he can button tighter about
him.
Q-With the exception of soldiers and
sailors, who make the best heroes?
A.-Ioung explorers
New-York tribune., 1920-03-24

"Calligraphers would certainly de-
light in writing check for Nancy, who
used to grace The Tower occasionally. y
writss Etoile. Nancy is now State
Organizer for Pennsylvania of the
Young Womcn's Christian Association
Educational Campaign, Preliminary to
the World Program for Women"
New-York tribune., 1920-03-24

A few more days like yesterday and
all OF last winter will be forgiven.
r. 2. A.
New-York tribune., 1920-03-24
GUARANTY

Entered It the Postofncs at New York as Second
Class Mail Matter
New-York tribune., 1920-03-24

Asked If he might be induced te
change his mind about his candidacy
MIR. McAdoo replied with a smile, &C
cording to the Sun, etc. What per.
piexes us, as prospective voter, is
TINS; Suppoae he had replied with g
froWn?
New-York tribune., 1920-03-24

And 1t holds for any other candidate
too. Any candidate is welcome to one
column, in which he may state all his
opinions and convictions on all sub
jects. If he can't do 1t in column
he loses our vote.
If he wants our vote and that un-
der our dominant control, he will se-
lect warm, sunshiny day for his
assumption of the column.
Klink-Hratzvenga
(DeathWoil)
Narin-Tzarissaman
(He Is dead!D
1ldrich onja-astatootch
Ninj-iffe kniek--
Ninj-iffe kniek!
Arr-karr---
Arrkarr-barr
Karrarr-barr-
Arrkarr-
Mardar
Mar-d d66rde-dar--
Mardoodaarl
Mardoodd -va-hist-kniek-
Hist-kniek?
Goordc mee-niss-
Goorde NEE! !
Marin tzari ssamanilj-
Narin-tZariss
Hce--hassee?
O--voorrr!
Kardirdesporvorde doorde-klossnux
kalsinJe alquille-masre
alqulIle masreje paquille-paquille
Ojombc- oombe-oie-
Marin tzari ssamanilj-
Marin -tzarissamanilj:
Ve-O-voorrr-!
Nevoorrr--
Vrmbbb jj-sh-
Sh-sh--
Ooh!
Vrmbbbjjj j-sh-sh--
Sh-sh-
Vrmm.
Elise Won Freytag- -Loringhoyen in
the Little Review -
Etaoin!
Shrdlu, shrdlu!.
Cmfwyp.!!
Or, translated,
Who knows?
She may
Be right, at that.
The law must be respected. If YOU
are willing to spend So for highball
you may have one, but you may not
read The Story Of Lover" lest it
incite you to wrongdoing. You NAV
read Euripides, "Tom JONES'" and Sir
THOMAS Mallory; but If you keep your
nat on In the Traffic Court a gentle
man will yell at you, "Take your hat
off! Amt you got no re-speck for
the lawr?"
1t probably is costing Nickv Arm
stein, as has been limited herein. a
good deal of money to remain undis-
covered. If poverty overtakes him we
shall buy box for the Arnstein bene-
TIT, and surely we must contribute to
the Nicky Arnsten Drive.
The prisoner insisted" non seoui-
turs The Tribune, chat he was tho
proslest of individuals, but the sleuths
searched his pockets and found a 3S-
caliber revolver"
Examination for Fiction Writers
Q.-What does the hero do when he meets
with shock disappointment?
A.--He todlks Mules aud miles out into
the country 'oithout knowing uhers he is
going. 20
Q.-How should the hero drive his car?
A-Strty miles an hour anyrhers.
OF a poor man, what kind Of coat
should he wear on q cold dayo
A.-Ihc kind he can button tight.r cbo.t
him.
Q.-With the exception of soldiers and
sailors, who make the best heroes?
A.-Ioung explorers
EARNEST Guy.
photographers would certainly de-
light in writing check for Nancy. who
used to grace The Tower occasionally"
writss Etoile. Nancy is now State
Organizer for Pennsylvania of the
Young Womcn's Christian Association
Educational Campaign. Preliminary to
the World Program for Women"
Asked If he might be induced to
change his mind about his candidacy.
Mr.. McAdoo replied with smile, ac-
cording to the Sun, etc. What per-
piexes us, as prospective voter, is
this: Suppose he had replied with
frown?
The use of "out" as a transitive
verb is justi6able. The Sun, etc.'s.
German Labor Forces Out Noske" is
as good as if "oust" had been used.
Let's out "oust"
A few more days like yesterday and
all OF last winter will be forgiven.
------------------.-- + "A A.
New-York tribune., 1920-03-24

We hope General Wood will wear
civilian. clothes during his two months
leave. He will have to buy new ones,
presumably, and will find out how
much such things cost. Then, if
elected, he can at once adjust fair
price legislation.
New-York tribune., 1920-03-24

The prisoner insisted" non seoul
turs The Tribune, chat he was the
proslest of individuals, but the sleuths
searched his pockets and found a 49,
caliber revolver"
New-York tribune., 1920-03-24

1t probably is costing Nicky Arm
steln' as has been limited herein. a
good deal of money to remain undis-
covered. If poverty overtakes him we
shall buy box for the Arnstein bene-
IT. and surely we must contribute to
the Nlcky Arnstein Drive.
New-York tribune., 1920-03-24

The law must be respected. If YOU
are willing to spend So for highball
you may have one, but you NAV not
read THE Story of Lover" lest it
incite you to wrongdoing. You NAV
read Euripides, "Tom JONES'" and Sir
Thomas Mallory; but If you keep your
nat on In the Traffic Court a gentle
man will yell at you, "Take your hat
Oft! Amt you got no re-speck for
the lawr?"
New-York tribune., 1920-03-24

This Pisa Of Politics, however, still
leans toward the candidacy Of Gov
ernor Allen. The Governor, scorning
all chances for easy publicity, has .ig-
nored our offer to conduct this depart
ment in order to state his views. The
offer holds, though.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
RESOLUTION BROUGHT
UP IN TENNESSEE
(Ry Associated Press)

NASHVILLE, Tenn, Aug 10. - A
Joint resolution providing for ratifica-
ton of the federal woman sun rage
amendment was introduced today IN
both house Of the Tennessee legisla-
ture.
Under the rules Of the assembly the
resolution went on the table until to-
morrow when it will be brought up
for decussion.
A telegram from Governor Cox,
Democratic presidential nominee. urg-
ing ratification, was received today by
Miss Charl Williams, of Memphis, vice
chairman of the Democratic national
committee and chairman of the Wo-
mems general ratification committee
IL sincerely hope the Tennessee legis-
lature may ratify the suffrage amend
ment at once" the governor tele-
graphed.
The senate and house, which were
called in special session yesterday to
act on the suffrage amendment were
only in session an hour. adjourning al
ter hearing the message of Governor
Roberts which urged ratification.
Republican members Of both houses
caucused but are said to have reached
no agreement on a proposal that they
vote as a unit on the ratification. No
effort was made at the caucus. it was
said. to get legislators to pledge that
they would support the resolution.
RALEIGH, N. Car, Aug. 10 AL
though the North Carolina legislature
convenes today in special session to
consider taxation reforms and ratifica
ton Of the federal women suffrage
amendment leaders in both houses
predicted that the suffrage question
would not come up before Thursday
Governor Bickett's message to the leg
islators today was devoted entirely
to taxation. In another message Thurs
day. it was announced at his office, the
governor will urge ratification Of the
suffrage amendment.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
Bath DIVISION TO
HOLD REUNION AT
LOUISVILLE, KY, SOON

First reunion of the Saith Division
association, which was orgall-eu
while the division was serving in
France, will be held some time in
October, the exact dates to be an
nounced later, probably at Louisville,
KY. Hundreds of Wayne county boys
served with this division.
General Harry T. Hale. president,
and Colonel Blaine. of Indianapolis,
secretary of the association, have ap-
pointed a Fountain City man. Earl
Adams Clark, chairman Of the reunion
committee. Clark was editor of the
divisional newspaper and the histor-
ian Of the division.
indianapolis is anxious to enter
tain the Saith division at it's first re-
union, but the reunion is expected to
be held in Louisville, for it is believed
the war department will permit US to
use Camp Taylor. near that city,
where the division was organized"
Clark said He added that plans would
be made for entertaining at least 25,'
900 veterans, making it necessary to
secure the use of Camp Taylor. which
is soon to be abandoned as an army
post.
| Many Expected From Here
| The Saith division was recruited prin
cipally in the states Of Indiana, I'LL
nois and Kentucky. 1t Is said that
more Wayne county men served In
the Saith than any other division and
it is expected that large number OF
! local veterans of the Saith will attend
the reunion.
| 1t is the intention of Mr.. Clark tc
| invite the governors, senators and con
! gressment Of Indiana, Illinois and Ken
lucky to attend the reunion. The list
Of speakers will be announced later
A cordial invitation to hold the re
union in Louisville has been received
from the Louisville chamber of com
merce and Mr.. Clark is now negotiat
ing with that body in regard to the
dates for the event
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
MISS bubbles BODY
BROUGHT TO EATON;
TWO IN HOSPITAL

EATON, O., Aug. 10-The body of
Miss Bertha Hubble, 20, rural route
seven, Eaton, who was killed when an
automobile in which she was riding
with her mother, Mrs. Cora Krall, and
step-father, Homer Krall, plunged
down 40-foot embankment Sunday
afternoon in the vicinity Of Cincinnati,
was brought here today by Undertaken
l.. P. Barnes to his undertaking par
lors to await funeral services and
burial. 1t was expected the funeral
arrangements would not be completed
until some time today.
Krall, A, and his wife, 40, are re-
garded as still in serious condition
in the general hospital in Cincinnati
Their son. Serole Krall, IL, escaped
injury by jumping from the car before
the crash.
Mrs. Cook G. o. P. President
In meeting Monday afternoon for
permanent organization, Mrs. John w.
Cook was elected president Of the
Eaton Republican Women's study club.
Mrs. Mary Craig was elected vice
president; Mrs. S. E. Reynolds, secre-
tary; Mrs. o. A. Gale, assistant secre-
tary. Chairwomen of the following
committees were appointed; Program,
Mrs. U. ]. Poffenberger, Mrs. S. ].
Brewer, assistant: publicity, Miss
Hattie Traux. An executive commit
tee is made up of Mrs. L. D. Lesh. Mrs
John M. Gale and Miss Matilda
Schwarztrauber.
Swafford Services Wednesday.
Funeral services for Mrs. Minnie
Swafford. So. lifelong resident of
Preble county and wife Of John Swat
ford w cd l.
home here, 421 West Main street, will
be conducted Wednesday afternoon at
| 2 o'clock at her late home by the Rev.
| formerly of Eaton Burial will be in
Mound Hill cemetery.
| Mrs. Swafford has been Ill the last
few months. She is survived by her
husband, parents, Mr. and Mrs John
Flora, Of Eaton, the former being 80
Years old: two brothers, Quincy Flora
living near Eaton: Jacob Flora, Nick
erson. kas.. and five sisters, Mrs A
! H. Toney. Eaton: Mrs. Anna Whitesel1
College Corner, Ind: Mrs Lavina Nc
! Divitt. Concord. and Mrs. Edith Beas
ley, Sugar Valley.
Sues for Contract; $500.
| Suit for specific performance OF con
tract and $500 damages has been filed
in common pleas court by r. E Brand
enburg against the board Of education
Of Jackson township. the alleged con
tract involving sale Of three acres oil
land to the board
Mrs. Joseph Day Buried.
Funeral services for Mrs. Joseph
Day, 81. were held this afternoon ir
New Paris, where she died Saturday
at her home. The services We're con
Quoted at her late home and buria
was in the village cemetery. She was
the wife of Joseph A. Day, former
county commissioner, and the present
; Democratic candidate for county re
preventative in the state general as
sembly. One daughter. Mrs. Ray Jor
dan, of New Paris, also survives her
DeIco Agency Is Sold.
Sale of the local Delco Light Pro
ducts agency by II. NJ Gay and Byron
Lands to Walter S. Tyrell and Verr
| White, local men, is announced. The
new owners have taken possession
| The agency embraces Preble county
and Wayne county. Ind. Gay and Ian
| dis have no business
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
TRYING TO BUY HOME
FOR VILLAS RETIREMENT

MEXICO CITY, Aug. 1O-Forces led
by Francisco Villa will be mustered
out at Tlahulilo, state Of Durango, &C
cording to the latest advices receiv-
ed by provisional President De La
Huerta. Villa has been informed that
the provisional president has ratified
the agreement with him, and the for
mer rebel leader has sent an envoy 10
San Antonio, to take money to Sonora
Villa, so that she may return to Mex
leo.
Villa has notified his former lieu
tenants that he recognized the gov
eminent, and has urged them to cease
their activities. Government officials
have decided to appropriate Hacinda
De CanHillo as a home for Villa.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
"HOW 0LD:.|S amp"
SIMPLE COMPARED
WITH THIS BRIEF

Get out your adding machine and
figure out this little problem, Whlch
Judge William A. Bond of Wayne cir
cult court found tucked away In
brief submitted to him Tuesday in one
Of the oldest cases on the docket OF
his court, venued from Union county
"A man gave little boy A very
large apple on condition that he eat IL
all, at once, within a minute; IL he
failed the remainder to go to little boy
B, sitting by. boy A, fearing ms titio
to the whole apple dubious too big
to eat at one feast) but hoping to
own the whole Of it in fee simple, pro-
poses to boy B to buy "all his right,
title and interest in and to" the apple.
Boy B fearing that boy A would hog
down the whole Of the apple and he
get nothing, proposes to sell to boy A
"all his right, title and interest in and
to" the apple for a penny. So 1T Is
agreed. The proper instrument Is
drawn up by a good lawyer and is ex-
ecuted Boy A walks of with the
apple and boy B with tho penny.
Both are satisfied.
But the Apple Reverta?
boy b gets an afterthought from
another lawyer, VINO tells MIN ne hhu
no presnt interest in the apple he
could convey (could sell it all right
but not convey it) as his estate In
the apple was only contingent re-
mainder and not vested interest.
AS boy A didn't eat the apple all up,
at once within ID minute. so the CON
dition failed and the apple reverted
to the man who made tho offer.
The brief was drawn by L. H. Stan
ford, Liberty, attorney for Alfred Hen
derson in the action of Mary G. Sui
livan against Alfred Henderson and
Amos H. Sullivan, for partition OF an
estate. The suit Was originally filed
June "a, 1912.
Attorney Stanford states In his brief
that the story OF the two boys and
the apple, which he incorporated IN
the brief aptly and briefly presents
the issue involved in the litigation.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
WASHINGTON STILL
MUM ON POLE WAR
(Ry Associated PreSs)

WASHINGTON, D. c., Aug. 10
There still was no indication this
forenoon as to a decision by the
American government on the Polish
situation, nor had the state depart
ment received any information which
gave the progress of the Russian ad-
vance, other than the news dis
patches.
The last dispatch the department
had was sent by John c. White. the
American charge at Warsaw. Sunday
night. 1t was said Poland was main
tanning the seat of government de-
spite the menacing advance on War
saw
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
STILL HOPES PEACE
SAYS LLOYD-GE0RGS
(By Associated Press)

LONDON, AUG. 10 am Still
hopeful of peace" were the opening
words of Premier Lloyd Georges an
nouncement in the House of Commons
today, with regard to the Russo-Poi'
ish crisis.
+ Outlining the action the Allies have
decided to take, the premier said no
action would be taken to support the
struggle for Poland's existence and
independence.
No Allied troops would be sent to
Poland he declared 1t would not be
necessary, he said, if the Polish re-
sources were thoroughly organized and
well directed.
The next action, continued the pre-
mier, would be to put economic pres
sure upon the Soviet Russia, either
by naval action or international &C
ton.
Substantial stores were available in
that quarter of the world, which he
said the Allies would feel obliged to
send to Poland.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
Militiamen Leave and
West Frankfort's Normal

WEST FRANKFORT, ILL.,, Aug. 10
With indications pointing to the early
departure of Illinois militiamen who
have been on guard here since last
week, when the anti-Italian riots broke
out, local authorities were preparing
today to take charge of the situation
A number of extra deputies have been
sworn in for temporary service and
many citizens are affiliating with the
law and order organization formed to
curb further demonstrations.
Suspects rounded up in connection
with the rioting are still held under
military guard awaiting announcement,
of civil authorities as to the DISPOSE
ton Of their cases. Forty are in
custody, but no formal charges have
been filed against any Of them.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
FREIGHT AND PASSAGE FREE
ON BOUSHEVIk RAILROADS

MOSCOW, Aug. 6-After October 1
government shipments, consignments
Of authorized private merchandise and
goods from nationalized factories will
be carried free on railroads through
out Russia. according to an order
made public here Workmen and
families on leave or changing their
place Of employment, invalids, stud
ents and workers enroute to con-
crosses will not be asked to pay trans
portation under the terms of the
order.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
Food Builds to Replace
Structure Wind Damoged

Repairs have been partly completed
on the Hood Grocery building on North
Sixth street, which was partly destroy
ed by wind and lightning late in June,
say Hood officials.
A brick wall has been built along the
rear of the three story building which
was not affected by the cave-in. A
cne-story brick building, 100x55 feet
will replace the part Of the building
destroyed. The work will probably be
completed by the end of August.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
RICHMOND BOY SCOUTS TO
CAMP DURING AIJGiJs

Troop 5, Richmond Boy Scouts. will
have a summer Scout camp later in
the month, Scoutmaster Tom Wilson
announced Tuesday. He mentioned
this to the troop at it's regular meet.
ing in the Y NJ. c. A. Monday night
A lecture and study for Scouts desir
ing the civic merit badge will be held
in the Y Tuesday night The next
regular meeting Of the troop will be
held in the center of the Y. M. c. A.
swimming pool next Monday after.
noon.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
BLOODHOUNDS ON TRAIL OF
NEWSPAPER PLANT WRECKERS

CALIFORNIA, Pa, Aug. 10.-The
press in the office of the California
Sentinel was destroyed Monday by an
explosion which, the authorities be-
lieve, was caused by dynamite.
Bloodhounds were hurried to the
wrecked plant, which the public was
allowed to inspect this morning. H.
J. Lamb, publisher of the Sentinel,
has waged vigorous warfare against
speak easies," which, the Sentinel
charged, were being operated in Cali
fornia.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
PLAN S. AMERICAN LINE

RIO JANEIRO, Aug. 10.-P1ans for
the establishment of three lines OF
steamers for United States ports nave
been approved by the directors of the
Brazilian Lloyds. Ten of the largest
and best vessels owned by the COM
pany will be employed, and will be
withdrawn from the Brazilian-Euro-
pean trade.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
$35, 900, 900 NEW WORKS. RAT
BOARDBlll SAWS DR. hEISI Ed

NEW YORK, Aug. 10-The board
bill Of New York's rats amounts to
ss5,OOO,OO0 a year, according to DR.
Victor G. Heisler of the Rockefeller
foundation. DR.. Heisler in an address
here. said one rat would eat at least
SO worth of food in a year, and he
estimated the rodent population here
to be 100000. He advocated amend
ment of the building laws to make all
structures rat proof
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
Hear Trunk Mystery Man
Is on Way to S. America
(BY Associated PreSsl

NEW YORK, Aug. 10-A report
that Eugene Leroy, also known as
Fernandez. sought by police in con-
nection with the death of Katherine
Lou Jackson, whose mutilated body
was found in a trunk here last month,
has shipped for South America with
the crew of the steamer Dryden, to.
day started government wireless sta
tons working in an attempt to head
off the suspect before he lands at Rio
de Janiero.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
TRUCK AS MISSILE, HIT By
TRAIN, WRECKS DRUG STORE

ANDERSON, IND, Aug. 15-A
property loss of $4,000 was sustained
when truck driven by Phillip Web.
Der was struck by Big Four freight
train and hurled it into a drug store
The loss to the drug store was pla
ced at $1,000, and the damages to the
truck was estimated at $500. The
driver escaped serious injury.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
Officers Are Sworn In
ToTrv r. BergdoII

NEW YORK. Aug 10-The general
court martial which is to try Erwin
R. Bergdoll, of Philadelphia, on
charges of desertion, because of his
alleged draft evasion, convened today
at Fl. Jay. Governors Island, complet-
ed the Formally of swearing in the
seven officers who constitute the
court and recessed until 2 p. m, when
the trail was to begin.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
$50, 900 IN JEWELS TAKEN
AFTER EMPI OWES FALL

CLEVELAND, Aug. 10.-Three ban
dts early today entered Sol Gergman's
jewelry store on East Ninth Street, in
the heart Of the downtown section,
shot and seriously wounded two en-
ployes, Frank Schuck and Jerome
Suskin. looted the safe Of jewelry and
diamonds estimated at $50 900 in value
and escaped in an automobile.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
ZEPPELIN FLIES OVER CITY.
(By Associated Press)

PARIS, Aug. 10.-Zeppelin LIZ,
which was recently turned over to the
French by Germany, flew over Paris
this morning on its way from Maui
beuge to the Mediterranean air service
station. Traffic, in the streets was at
standstill for time, and the people
cheered, remembering German air
raids on this city
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
AT LIBERTY
CAUSES TRAIN TO DE1OUR

A passenger train on the c. & E.
railroad was detoured through Rich
mond Saturday morning because of a
Slight accident near Liberty. The
train was sent from Hamilton to Indi-
annapolis and then on it's regular route.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10
GENERAL REAPPOINTED.

PEKING. Aug. lO.-General Chin
Yum Peng, was today reappointed act
ing premier. The personnel OF the
rest Of the cabinet has not as yet been
announced
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-10

Publication of "Tristram Shandy''
brought Lawrence Sterne from obscur-
ity to fame.