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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-24

Charlie Schiller home Sunday after
noon.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Diedrich and son
Leo, Mr.. and Mrs. A. D. Vansickle. and
three children, and Garfield Nichols
were guests at the home Of Mr.. and
Mrs. Andrew Hansen Sunday. !,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-24
A Rat That Didn't Smell After Bein,
Dead for Months.

Il swear 1t was dead at least 8
months r42, said james Sykes, Butcher,
SSWest1eId, N. j. I'VE. saw this rat
eve. every day: Put a cake OF. RAT:SNAP.
behind barrel. Months later my wife
asked about the rat. Remembered the
barrel, looked behind it. There was the
rat-dead. not the slightest odor."
Three sizes, Csc, CSC, $1.25. Sold and
guaranteed by Warren Pharmacy and
Peoples Trading Co. -
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-24
Go to The Bazaar-The Busy Store.

Go to- The Bazaar-The Busy Store.
James Barnard and Len. Kelley left
Saturday by automobile for Mime
apolis. y @'=' :s-@*'s
Wanted---Liye chickens. ducks and
geese. Write or call us for prices.
Phone 17O.-Warren Creamery Co.
Misses Ethel and Hazel Haugen, from
near Argyle, were in Warren Thursday
visiting their brother Sam, who is in
the hospital recovering from an opera
tion. >
Gust Wilson left last Saturday even
ing for Helena, Mont, where he will
spend the winter with his parents, Rev
and Mrs. J. G. Wilson, formerly resi-
dents of this city. -
The choir of the Swedish Mission
church are making arrangements to
give their annual concert in the church
Friday evening, Dec 3rd. Watch next
weeks papers for program.
Clark johnson returned last Thurs
day from visit at Winona, and the
twin cities. While at Ninona he visit
ed his brother Earnest, who is employ
ed there as highway engineer.
Carl Zitzloff and son, Delbert, left
last week for Salo, where they will
spend the winter. Harold Zitzloff, who
recently completed a course at the Mid
land Linotype School at Charles City,
Iowa, has accepted position at Marble
Rock, Iowa. a. 49,.
The Minnesota League of Women
Voters will have its first annual con-
ventton in Minneapolis, December, Z,
and 9th at the Curtis Hotel, and the
prospects of a splendid meeting with-an
enthusiastic attendance from the state
at large and the Twin Cities is pro-
phesied by League leaders.
I Lars Satire left on Friday of last
week for Helena, Montana, where he
intends to make his home with his son,
Andrew G. Satire, Deputy q. S. Mar
shall of Montana. Mr.. Satire is one of
the early pioneers of Warren and he
has been faithful and dependable en-
ployee Of the Great Northern Railway
company for many years. He is getting
quite we'll along i'll years now-and his
son in Montana is anxious to have him
move there to spend his remaining days
free from toll and care.
In what more appropriate way can
you remember your friends at Christ
mas than by giving them something
which will bring fresh and pleasant
memory Of you to them each week or
month Magazines make appropriate
gifts for everyone. For gift subscrip-
lions for Christmas or birthdays, a
beautiful gift card with your name as
donor, will be sent to the intended
party to arrive on the date you wish.
Ask for catalog and special clubbing
prices on magazines at the Sheaf Office.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-24
New York apples for sale at the beer
house, $500. Bring sacks

house, $500. Bring sacks,
Miss Jessie Porteous spent the week
end ut Middle River visiting with srela-
tives and friends. /, :. T. !.
Pure Extracted Honey. Write for
price. Z. Johannessohn, Beekeeper,
Beltrami, Polk Co, Mimi.
Il Harold Olson ana Norman Anderson
left last Wednesday evening for Mime
apolis, where they intend to spend the
winter - s2 y ~ =
Let greeting card carry your mes
sage of Christmas cheer. Come In and
see the fine selection OF appropriate
cards at the Sheaf Office.
Methodist Ladies, Aid society win
have bazaar in the Methodist Church
on Tuesday, ! Nov. Both, at 80 p. M.
Everybody cordially invited to attend.
3 Miss Hazelle Bengtson, who has
spent the summer with her parents, re-
turned to Crookston Sunday night,
where she will be employed with a law
firm Of that city. .
T. c. H. Hopwood was fortunate in
dropping a fine two-year old due last
week while hunting northeast of Middle
River His friends report that it was
the finest venison they ever tasted.
Rev. P. G. Carlstedt, who has served >l,,,
as Swedish Lutheran pastor at Ken
needy for several years, has, resigned
from his congregati tons there and has
accepted a call to Strandquist and
Englund, in Marshall county. - =
%. Holmstad, of Strathcona, arrived
Tuesday to, act as a witness in a case
at. this term of court. Mr.. Holmstad
reports that there have been a number
Of hunters in the Strathcona? neighbor-
hood this year; and number of deer
have been. killed. ,..-.. ...':...,. 49,.
Every business man /. in j Warren
/ should let the Sheaf take: care of their
subscriptions to daily newspapers and
magazines. "A small percentage Of the
money spent will remain in Warren to
help build up home: industries and in
many cases our prices will save you
money. A.. E:fa sE'sL., .>.,,,.ss 49, -
Owing to the unsual financial condi-
tions existing at the present time, we
find that in order, to Keep our service
up and if possible to- improve on it,
we are forced to goso9 cash basis at
once Thanking you for your hearty
cooperation, we are, yours for service
Warren Auto Co., Warren, MINI.
A wedding of interest took place at
the Swedish Lutheran parsonage OF
Grand Forks, November 18th, at !
, O'Clock, when Miss Esther Nelson, OF
Sandsville, Polk county, was united in
marriage to Thomas M. Stinar, of Far
ley. Polk county. Rev J. NJ. Persenius
officiating. Miss Mary Stinar, a sister
to the groom, and Melvin Nelson, a
brother of the bride, were. the attend
ants. Both Mr. and Mrs. Stinar are
born and raised of prominent families
in the northwestern part Of Polk coull.
~, and are well known young people
After a short wedding trip they will
make their home on the groom's farm
in Farley township. .e
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-24

MOTHERS! Why not protect the
-hildren by using milk from TIL
berclin tested herd? P. Frost Spauld
ing Farm Co.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-24
SAFETY FIRST
Phone 284
.Gleani..n,|gs
GATHERED FROM THE
e. HOME FIELD.

II y.a 20 away ON a visit >yeur
fxienda will be interested In kp0W.z
Ing about It. Call 38-The Sheaf-
and give ~ the facts.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-24

Miss Jessie Porteous spent the week
end ut Middle River visiting with srela-
tives and friends. 1,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-12

We are warned TO exrect rush OF immigrants.
If to stop it all all will have 10 do is
send a rent list or two to Europe.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-12

fmerca staying out Of IT, means instead OF war
20 end war" as promised soldiers that tho
last would be. must take TO padding
canoe with the offended world before which
have regulated ourselves regarding us contemptu-
ously and suspicously Justice would
sal compulsory military service for American
opponents Of the League Of Nations and for the of
spring OF such opponents but when it comes 20 i'm
posing it upon those who favored such League
war preventative that is a different matter
Making the United states the greatest military
nation under the with universal army. and
the greatest navy" unquestionably listens well
the mntarlsts-they and their arms. armament.
munition, and other war profteering friends,-but
with the masses of the people who furnish
the cannon fodder fl is a different proposition.
Properly the League of Nations and the question
of universal compulsory military training each
other as alternatives for the people to choose be
tween. It well that the president should that
the democrats in congress leave it to the national
convention to decide the party's attitude. cond-
tons may change between now and then and be-
sides League of Nations should be forced upon
the campaign issue. the two issues Will dove
tail into each other very nicely.
Which all the great humbub about the presi-
dents recommendation to the democratic
in the lower house, and the reputed Reputation of
his recommendation. amounts to. He didn't ask tho
democrats 70 for the compulsory service bill.
but only that they not attempt to define the party
attitude. In response the democrats concluded not
TO embarrass the democratic national convention by
supporting a bill which the convention might want
10 neutrality-suspicious. somewhat where the
United states lands with reference to League of
Nations
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-12
TWO ISSUES THAT FACE EACH OTHER
IN THE NEXT CAMPAIGN.

Prest Wilson was quite right in his request Of the
democrats in congress. not 10 make universal com
pulsory military training a partisan issue at least
until after the national conventions. Those demo
Gratis the other hand 90 were quite right in
declaring that
no measure should be passed by this congress
providing for universal compulsory military
training service
meeting the president more than half way Wash
ngton correspondents, aud headline writer's appear
both from the text of the presidents letter, and
the action OF the democratic caucus, to have
Jumped ar conclusions. The democrats did not rep
udiate the presidents request They not only COM
piled with it, but literally put it mp to the demo
cratic national conventio n. The president may have
hoped that they would or against the uni
versal compulsory training Dill pending the nation
Al convention without co ncerted action each dem
ocrat following his individual judgment. but he did
not say so.
We think understand the presidents attitude
in the matter. He has spoken statesman. 1t may
be that the democrats to whom he addressed him
self answered merely politicians, and at that
know but we favor the answer of the poll
Jicians Why not let il so to the people in the next
presidential campaign as 70 whether they
universal and compulsory military training and
service such the wadsworth and New army
ganization bills call for Let The political parties put
can wait Hundreds of other things which should
be demanding the attention Of congress- and of far
pressing Importance being forced wait.
Let congress give It's attention to some OF these
other things
still understand the president. As a statesman
he realizes perhaps better than the politicians DO,
that especially the United states 10 stay out of
the League Natious-or II entering. enters with
the broken pinons vouchs afed by the Lodge rescra
tions-we likely 60 need just as soon as we can
get it. the largest possible army that can mus
Ter 10 make ready for the next war a war in
which may Doe regarded as the world outlaws
quite as distinctly Germany has been so regarded
during the last five years
Already the European powers are maneuvernc
for new series Of offensive and defensive alliances
and that man is indeed. shaIlow-brained who can
not look back over the past decade and see what
that of thing recently brought The Lesgue
Of NstianS was framed prevent repetition. but
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-12
FEBRUARY II. 1920.
EDISON AND LINCOLN.

February might well be marked upon the calen-
the month of great Americans" Lincoln.
Washington, Thomas Edison and James Russell
Lowell are a quartet of noble men and loyal Amer
leans to make any other American proud
The birthdays of Edison and Lincoln make this
week noteworthy. and the study of either life is
full Of valuable lessons Both men are marked
with wisdom gained by tireless industry; both
achieved greatness through service; both men. the
living Edison and the dead Lincoln. regarded their
felow-men with kindness and generosity
And at that PERHAPS, it is best to let it pass
sure making any reference esr eciaIy Lincoln
it is quite certain to be expected Of us to say
something of the manner of abuse misrepresenta-
ton and fraud heaped upon him by unscrupulous
politicians. whose personal hate ne had incurred
by his quite equally "unscrupulous" honesty, and
high ideals. The in the white house today
upon whom history is revamping itself--lst now to
the 'copperheads" hiss-might be called by way
Of comparison rather similarity, but history
itself years viii better.
Let the similarity of their hardshIs rest lest the
"copperheads' of now. fit successors to the cop
perheads' of then. swell up III their jealous wrath
and explode.
We say. therefore. Edison and Lincoln with
their birthdays the reason instead Of Wilson
and Lincoln, and let Edison and Lincoln inspire
Edison the living. and Lincoln gone before.
Let all Americans stop for moment and con-
slider these great citizens noting the things which
have made them great, and what is far than
great-loved and honored. 1t was the simple. old
fashioned virtues. many of which seem lost In
the hurry and money madness and soulless anbi-
ton OF today. Not every be honest,
industrious citizen, and it was in the practice of
simple. honest citizenship that the two men whose
birthdays fall this week accomplished their great
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-12
Other Editors Than Ours
THE VIGUIANT BORAH.
indianapolis NewS.)

Sen. William E. Borah of Idaho evidently
that ne has been clothed with mandate Iresi-
Dental politics AS catechizer OF candidates he
making quite a record Gov. Lowden, Gen Wood
and other republican candidates have been asked TO
make clear their position the League OF Nations
question Today the senator crosses the party line.
extends tho scope of his mandate and interrogates
Gov Cox. We think that repubcans-in view
OF the attitude toward the peace treaty
might very properly question the validity Of the
Borah mandate. Certainly ne has Jurisdiction
over the democrats Neither the members Of the
democratic party any of the democratic as
pirants be expected to crafty the senator's
curiosity, to submit to CROSSE examination at his
hands
Il must be admitted, however, that as a nation
saver Sen Borah is showing great energy and
vigilance As soon : a name leaps even into
half light the senator is him with the question:
the nations with mandates in Armenia, Syria and
them. And this suggests some reflections as to the
nature and source OF the Borah mandate As far as
is known not imposed but assumed
There was man who had much the same
IOint OF view. We refer. OF course, 10 John ?.
Robinson" whom Lowell
Wal it's a marcy we've gut folks TO tell US
The rights an the wrongs o these matters I vow.
God sends country lawyers. other wise fellers
To start the worlds team wen it gifts a slough;
Fer John p.
Robinson he
Sez the worldH go right. ef ne hollers out Gee.
So the nation should be thankful that its watch
towers manned by vgilant and keen-eyed a
sentinel His mandate may be OF doubtful authority.
or authority all but BOrah is always guard,
and lie will. II he save" the people. even
against their w1n
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-12
More Truth
Than Poetry
By James J. Montague

AN AID.
The crown Of Greece is for sale
Gable Dispatch.
(ApoIogies)
The crown of Greece; the crown Of
Greece,
Who wants 20 buy a legal crown
Necessities of life increase
In spite each day-but crowns are
down.
Owner is moving out Of town
Has no more use for such a thing,
Who wants TO buy the Grecian
crown
For half the price it ought to
bring?
The Kaiser? No, Some cold gray
dawn
He'll have no head to wear it on.
The Crown of Greece, The crown
of Greece,
Make any sort of offer for it,
1t brought poor Constantine no
peace
Because his wife most always
wore IT,
And when they asked him 10 de
part
Or be of crown and head bereft
Without so much as, Have heart
BY way of repartee-he left.
He's dwelling elsewhere on the
earth.
Who wants a crown for half its
worth
The Crown OF Greece. The crown
Of Greece
Worth billions. in the days Of
yore,
Who'd like TO buy-or even lease
The crown that Alexander wore?
Becoming to most any king
The purchaser may have il block
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-12
NEIGHBORLY CRITICISM.

You can't hope to escape the criticism of your
neghbors. If you drive popularity known as
"tin lizzie or a road louise" there those who
will say about you that you ought to be ashamed
be so careless of appea RANGES that your family
should be saved such disgrace and that your posi-
ton in the community" demands something better
Of you. Freely also you referred to behind
your back" of course, the original Mr. T. Wad.
And if on the other hand you drive closed car
lovely design with fresh Cor artihca) flowers
in a silver vase hung the envious pedestrian may
get a good view of your luxury, the neighbOrs
you are heading toward ruin" they wonder how
ne does it," broadly hint that probably you
don't pay your debts"
Even the thrifty fellow who doesn't ride
is often accused Of riding on the street cars too
often. Adam must led a happy life. He had
neighbOrs
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-12

Many favorite now aspires to be the father
CT his country.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-12

As I stated before it's very Llain
that the fight on the street car COM
pany is very evidently one of poll
tics. OF course you might not have
construed il in this way. but 10 an
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-12

Let me cite you an experience
had with the street cars recently,
which will illustrate how unjust is
the councils charges that the serv-
ice haint o. k The other night 1 was
leaning on the American Trust Co.'S
clock at Michigan and Washington
for 80 minutes and suddenly like
bolt out Of a clear sky my car, the
Lincoln way W. Limited. shot into
sight. The car had a fiat wheel and
therefore galloped TO the corner,
where it was finally stopped by the
motorman having TO get a sandwich
at Kable's. He returned posthaste
in about 10 minutes. and most of the
crowd was still in the street because
none of them could get their hands
into the fare box and pick out their
right change. I guess the mOtorman
was a little afraid his sandwich
would get chilled, so he slammed the
door in the face of an old lady and
yelled loud enough so that l could
easily hear him at the edge of the
crowd on the street: Take the next
car. follerin'."
1 makes a dash for the car be-
hind and 1t turns out to be a Chaplin
St. Express. It was a little late for
me to be going in that direction, SO
I returned to my resting Llace along
side the clock. l waited awhile and
finally reached home about
O'Clock, enjoying the walk Immense
~ 81 suppose you met some big
space buyers again did yOu?" was
the greeting I got as I threw myself
on the overstuffed tapestry, to
quietly cuss the jitneys who are
running our street car service.
NO" I said quietly as 1 kicked
over the Victrola, 81 was down lean
ing on Gene MiHer's bank. wishing
the saloons were back so a man
would have some nice. comfortable
place to wait for a street var"
know one fellow that lives out
Lincoln way W. that hasn't been on
time to work since April, 1902, ex-
cept a couple of times when Tom
Brandon picked him up and hauled
him down. May the good Lord bless
these rich boogers,
l. Z. & w,
Bill Armstrong.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-12
EDUCATION IN NEW ARMY.

OF all the changes brought about by the none
have been great those in the army. As the
famous old sergeant remarked the start OF the
war: "All these here civilians coming in just
running the army" And whether or not the old
marvellous change For years the army has been
bound down 10 certain hdebOund rules and regula-
tons For years the progressive SPIRITS have been
advocating changes and Improvement But since
none looked upon the army army but
rather as a sort Of detached, ephemeraI evil. cost
:ng a hundred million so a year maintain.
of the advocated reforms could be gotten through.
Some critics explain that Pres't Wilson forced the
peace treaty on Clemenceou. and others explain
that Clemenceau forced it Wilson From which
we gather that the leaders Paris dis
posed to compromise than the leaders at Washing
tong
American privates in CObenz, a result of
change rates. now are paid 1000 marks a month
the equivalent of their $50 pay which is than
high German officers get. Well, they proved that
they are worth
We warned to exrect rush of immigrants.
If we want stop all all will have is
send a rent list two to Europe.
From a dream experts explanation of falling
dreams" we gather that the dreamers trouble is,
the pillow slips.
Many a favorite son now aspres to be the father
Of his country.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-12
The Tower of Babel
by BILL ARMSTRONG

astute observer like the writer. il is
as easy TO understand as the soaring
price Of raisins.
Mayor Carson Will soon be out Of
Office. He doesn't want TO run for
mayor again because he's tired of
being cussed and he's 10 fat TO get
up close enough to yank teeth. so
what could be easier for him than
TO walk out of the city hall and take
up an easy job like, say, running the
Cottage Grove ripper
I think the members Of the coun-
ell have the same idea in the backs
OF their head. and something ought
20 be done TO halt the council before
they have gone too far and done
something which they might regret
in after years. and which might also
improve the service.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-12

ed
Compelled to sacrifice the thing
Because with crown We're over
stocked
Nobody wants 10 buy a crown?
Oh, well, Wen have to melt it
down.