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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-17

they have on display in the store at NO.
n twelfth street. and that the prospec-
tive buyers will do well 10 take advan-
tage Of the offerings at this store. which
have been reduced considerably.
In addition. this company also carries
a large line OF the electrical goods when
will make very appropriate Christmas
presents. They are toaSters,, percula-
tors. vacuum cleaners. lamps! stoves,
curling irons. Christmas tree lights and
washing machines. in addition to- many
other articles too numerous to mention.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-17
COMMERCE BOARD
Chamber Directors Will Hear Important
Reports at Session Today

The regular meeting Of tho board OF
directors OF the Wheeling Chamber Ok
Comlu,yr" has h",n called for This al
ternu0U following the noon day lunrl-
con AZ IL. Fort Henry cub. Tia"
meeting nAH i"rn called by l'r"S!G"u;
Arthur {. StIfri. who Requests that all
members vii. -" on hand.
a Tuinh"r o: very in.pnrtnn; matters
VII l." ;akru up ;.NI considered hy III"
hoard at this time. E'IortS Will be r.
CO.,. e.: ;.,' ;'"E.,. "......risn!p, leg
rumlN.''",S.
Various other minor matters which
ar. 1" Ice taken care Of before the FIRST
Of the Year are 10 com" Up At th!S
time.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-17
BOATS ARRIVING
At THE WHARF
pnsiness Brisk and AL Steamers Arc
Carrying Heavy Cargces.

Tho steamer Liberty which was due
"Wednesday from !'trkerSnH "'o H. H.,
,rriy, ur,iI yesterday aft"rIoon Sh"
w:,s CARRYING a very '"H'! cargo. She
I.r- several hours late: ~ her way |"
the Smoky Ci;y. , T., ,o,,
The Steamer Leroy arrived IN last
night from New MaiAm"rAT Will Ill., -
t.rr, CARO- and VII! lcav" his morn
lax 4; ," o'clock on her return trir,
Tic General Beach IS "Np""ted down
This morning At o'"i""k from tHr
Smoky city with heavy, cargo, 'fll,...I
y iN, .shc viii depart for rark"r@.
Murp She wi, lrakr Ill way point
stage Of twelve feet of water ana
stationary WAS registered ia'c IaSt might
nj tho local wharf
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-17
MARSHAL SEXES MUSTARD.
Department OF Agriculture Condemns
Food Product.

Yesterday Emitted States Deputy Mar
shall John NJ. short. f"n"wHnE an N
srrriti"u b. Ia" departing MT nI HGr''EI-
,iIr.. seized a uuantity If food from the
j. K Bar!ow and company at Ei"N"nta
and Market streets. fifiy-SIN quarts
Of mustard. md also fly" 'a%"S. "N"h
containing Il gallon w"r" seized. Al!
III" goods wrr" marked ''t'aHt"n i'rahd
Mustard"
Tn, mustard Is said 70 hc impure.
Another snail quantity nr III" mustard
VA. tah"n from /arutt% BROTHERS. whole
saic grocery. "n Man street. Three
yaiinrS wrr" seized at TarnItH.
The owners OF the mustard have been
served with notices that they ar" ~
appear ut tn" next term ri Inlt"h
states court which VIII b" held at Mar
,iu"hurE. at whi,h tIru" they ar" I" de-
rrnI themselves II they all to APP
pear :hc goods taken viii -. destroyed.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-17
SAFETY FIRST
CALENDARS FOR 1921
Whitaker Glessner Company Issues
Unique Schedules Of tho Coming
Year.

Tho Whitakcr-G,cSSnHr Company Of
the Wheeling S,rc! Corporation IA.
,vo,vri Uu.uu" calender for 1927. =
safety frs; Schrdui" q the months Ala
days.
Each monthly page Of the calender 8
emh-.liShrd with i p!CturH in Cui"rS :
picture. ut warning. show IN" how cast!
on, can meet with an accident.
TN. p:CturtS ar" humorous and boss
ing the job. IN each picture. Is a youth
whose head = depicted a. ben" NAL"
- 4 block II wood and whose name Is
"BioCkhcLI"
Tho cal'uGcrS serve Z triple purr,'
the humorous drawings being Il'r
:.v". they are first class as Ca,"'"i- ~.
and underlying all they serve their pu:-
pose in ,!cliyrr:ug notes "t warning and
bring out tnr fac prominently that
"Sl:.ty Is Always FIRST"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-17
YuLET|DE PROGRAM
At NORTH WARW0OD

Grades I. and Of the North VAR
wood school are anNiousiy preparing for
IN entertainment 20 hc given on IN"
"vrning of pr, cmhcr 80. in the Var
wood high school auditorium. nc
SONGS and Dialogues VIII p riain 70 me
YulrriIr J. is believed that large
.',,ii,nrr will witness this performance.
%.nrc the .rownups ar" always inter
rstri in s"c:mg what til" ln'!" tots |tn
do. The proceeds "f the evening VII
hc used IN purchasing pictures Tor the
Nnrih NORWOOD DuilnlnE.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-17
FUTURE CITIZENS

john H. Conrad. clerk oC tn" United
States court OF the Northern Di%tr!";
of West Virginia. had tw" applicants
for first papers TO become citizens -
the United states. They w"r,' Iuha
Gal!son. - years Of I&", Wi" came to-
Wheeling last year from Nr"r,hurg,
Russia. where hr was born Ia. u;n"r
WAS Manuel .tr!aS tEr.na. &c AN Mar
ket street. He Is - y"IrS Gid and
came Ia this city IN September from
1 - Z IN lI:III Sn:I
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-17
MARSHAL SMITH
United States Court Official on The At
lantic Returning From Europe

Word was r"r"iv"i here. yesterday
char G +. ,Nrdl Smith. OF Fairm"n'.
United S'ut,s mrrshal for til" Mort horn
district Of West Virginia, sailed on
Wednesday from Eur"r" for tie tn't"H
States. Marshal Smith ar""mranl"I rN-
Senator SlHr"ur" W. Watson. of t:''r-
mont. on q business Trip I" Europe lh'E
rrn yr:uru:uE abroad Ia, liner "O.ympir'
which mad" her .a~t trip across Ia"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-17
SUFFERED rwENTY.E1GEr YEARS

MISS Nora f.rn' y, Dol PUpIhr ST,
Terra Haut". Ind. writes: For the past
~ years I had gh"umut.Sni III nv back.
tried everything but go: no help. l
saw Foley kidney Pills advertised in the
paper. s,St for som" and hey hcl!"H
M right away. I recommend them 10
other Surtrrrrs" Winter aEeraTa'"S
symptoms ck:incy 'r"uh,-. cid wealth.
r. makes ornSrr ju'nts s"F" muscles
:tud IRREGULAR bladder Hrti' n more uu-
h";. ~ !". Fnl"y Kidney IHN~ help tn"
Kidneys elm nat" ra:n-cauSluE r"iSons.
o;n"d for bladder weakness. Sold every
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-17
RAISED BILLS

Cmi"f Of HolJcr Fred II. Frazier an
u"Uu"-d las; evening MS men ar" sun
working TRAM; to round up q number
Of rhunay $in bills which ar" Thought
ir br IN circulation about ~" r.ty.
one hirl waH found ~ 4 dr. goods
s.ur" Yesterday and turned uy": /" "a"
p.,i..r l. Wa: found IL H. II ~" dol
ar ball ,,.yrr.r raised hy lasting a
"ru" OVER ia" uGur" tWo.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-17
OMIT VESPERS
7. W. c. A. women TO Attend Sacred
concert at Fourth street Church

NcSp"r Service VIII =" omitted n"Nt
Sunday ~ ;h' Young W"m"n'S christian
ASSocia' ION. owing ~ th" SnCrcd con-
cor; {" b" given al tbs Fourth Street NJ.
r.. Church. Tn" !. W t. y Urges u"
yuun. women uC In" city 10 attend the
sacred recital.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-17
HURT IN MINE

Roy lIaugh,. an 'iurloyr Of iii" hitch
man minr IT Iirnw""d, was severely
hurt Is Il fall # rock in IN" min" and ia
confined To his home in McM' chen Win
III. injuries. Several Other w"rkm II ~"
sad to have had narrow cSCi =. :; :
sr.iuu~r injuries. when a hug" piece II
rock let En III the mine.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-17
TOYS ARE
OFFERED AT SAVING

The Electrical Appliance" Company. on
another page of this paper. CARRIES an
iscmcmt Announcing thar they are
closing out al toys and dolls which
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-17
VANCE MEMORIAL CHURCH

Al the Vance Memorial Presbyterian
church at WoodSdalc Of which DR.. j.
VI. Potter - pastor. special musical ser
vices Will DC held both Sunday morning
and evening. The following order or
worship for both services has been ar
ranged:
Morning
Prelude-'Noel' ..........,.,.... BUCK
Anthem-"Songs OF Praise the Angels
Sing" OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. Gouhod
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-17
WARWOOD STUDENTS
WILL GIVE PLAY
"Nr. Bob" VIII Be Presented at High
School Evening OF December go.

DCcrrrhc- o. Will witness -" pres
cn'atiru IN tho Warw"od High Srh"ui
auditorium n sparkling lNt.N play.
entitled Mr. Sob" TIL" students hay"
h."u WORKING faithfully IN preparing
c"y this evening and K viii prove Il"
J." an '"ri'-ta;NrDrut which IN" public
WI not want 90 mss. Tho work ha
boon ably directed by Miss Kathryn
Mont Cum"ry TW,nty-lvc cents ad-
mission will \" charged. and IL" pro
Goods will hc applied TO -" athletic
deficit The following program VII
begin promptly n sis:
Program.
Scenes:
Act |. Breakfast room A. Frcsham:
time. morning.
>r' IL Same as A"t I, time. after
noon.
Characters as 10y appear:
JcnkiuS. Ms, I-"b"cra's butler Nile
Schamnr
both MrCIUr"
r,',l. Mt,s R"rccra's maid - Mar
gUrr;;" rl:r!cu
kathcr.n" Rogers. Miss Nchccca's
nice" -Eath"rln" al"i2ncr.
Ph'lrn E"H$on, her ncphew--Clar-
enCn Wise.
Marion Eryant. Ka,hcr,ne's friend
Carmen NnEl"y.
Robert Grown. clerk q Henson &
Benson Roscoe Smith.
Music furnished by high school or
cheStra.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22
so WEAK
LIFE A MISERY
florida Lady Would Have Aching
Pains in Side, Back and ShOul-
ders.-Took Cardui and
Soon Noted Great
Improvement.

11o-.a r-Ia uAb,,,t t,,-I, .-o,,1 = ~, Y
-. - -, = ~. 49,.
!, -. -, ....,.s - 49,, - .
-, :, x.,.,'
.0niS' ioi was Iun'uo"u IN "sa.'"
In faet could hardly 90 anything
at ali; could only drag around and
couldn't do my work.
m,s. 80. ,,,,..u.A,. =. - g.,
A"e" must nase soine reiisi' as
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22
ANOTHER EXPERT
D. K. S HYP0-C0D
Endorsed by PhysiCians--A Med
icine Of Great Merit.
He Asserts.
PREFERABLE TO ALL OTHERS

In a statement reciting at length the
splendid properties Of many Of the ele-
ments composing Earle's Hypo-Cod the
eminent ]. Henry Scruggs, Pm. g.,
p. D.. confirms the conclusions ar
rived AZ and given in Professor Ear.
ly's statement that was published in
this paper last week.
after carefully examining the prep
aration known to the public as Earle's
HypO-Cod and carefully watching the
results Of several cases in which II
was used. It is in my opinion absolute.
ly the best Cod Liver on preparation
made.
ats great merit explains its great
popularity. The formula is one that
is Endorsed by many Of the leading
physicians in the United States today.
Yours very truly. ]. Henry scruggs,
Phi. G., P. d. Graduate Atlanta Col.
lege of Physicians and Surgeons.)"
At this season Of the year we need
richer blood to withstand the cold
We need a heartIer appetite and dIges.
ton to handle the heavy heat-giving
foods we need and should eat. Our
lungs should be strengthened and the
chest cleared of congestion, coughs
and colds.
Drop In at the drug store tonight
and take home a bottle Of the genuine
Earle's Hypo-Cod In the famous orange
colored carton. Read the formula which
Is on each bottle Look for name
Earle Chemical Co.. Wheeling. W. Va,
which assures you of quality and full
strength. The price is SIPS plus sc
war tax for large bottle.-Ady.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22
PAPER CLOTHES IN JAPAN
Much Might Be Saved by Adopting
kimono as Everyday
Dress.

The Japanese have had paper clothes
for many years and some of the most
7attractive kimonos in the Far East
are tailored of wood pulp. An ex-
pert on Japan insists that the layman
will find 1t hard to distinguish these
kimonos from the expensive silk wrap
pers. Everybody in Japan wears XII
monos," he remarked, according to the
New York Evening Post, "and the pa
per garments are very Popular and in
expensive. For about S1.50 you can
buy kimono that looks like a $50
outtit-and feels like it, too. The pa
per is soft and pllable and 1t can be
draped gracefully about the figure. If
Americans, men, women and children
alike, could be converted to the XII
mono as everyday dress. paper clothing
might become the only wear"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

At a school examination the exam
liner asked one child:
"What are the products of our In
dian empiIe?"
The unhappy infant began nervous
ly to reel off the list she had got by
heart:
'Please, sir, India produces curries,
and pepper and rice and citrOn and
chillis and chutney, and-and-and-
and"
''Yes. yes" said the examiner i'm.
patiently. @What comes after all
that?"
Another infants hand was raised.
well, you tell her what comes aft.
er that?"
"Please, sir. indigestion. London
Tit-Bits.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22


Mike Boylan, who for quite some
time has tried to keep the news In
newspaper. acquired quite some kid a
short time back who seems to have
Inherited the inquisitiveness of daddy.
Mike had been away doing some
publicity work for a certain party and
when he returned essayed TO tell the
kiddie all about it.
"And did you ride in a train, .
asked the youngster.
"Of course l did" said Mike.
sand did you see the ears of the
engineer persisted the child.
"Of course not" laughed Mike
"englnes don't have ears"
"Oh, yes, they DO" retorted the
child. 'Tve heard about engineers
lots Of times"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER


a Marvellous Remedy for Indigestion.
Those who suffer from nervous dys-
pepsla. constipation. Indigestion, tor
pid liver, dizziness, headaches. com
ting up of food, wind on stomach, pal
pitation and other indications OF dis
order in the digestive tract will find
Green's August Flower a most effec-
tive and efficient assistant In the res
toration OF natures functions and a
return to health and happiness. There
could be no better testimony Of the
value of this remedy for these troubles
than the fact that Its use for the last
ffty-four years has extended into
many thousands Of households all over
the civilized world and no indication
of any failure has been obtained in all
that time. Very desirable as a gentle
laxative. Sold verywhere.-Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

Mrs. FIatbush--I see your clock is
stopped at nine o'clock.
Mrs. Bensonhurst-In remembrance
of my husband.
"But your husband is still livlng7"
Oh. yes but he came home one night
at nine O'Clock, as he promised, and
the clock stopped and has never gonf
since"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22
SWAMP-ROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as a medicine for
durable ailments Of the kidneys, liver and
bladder.
Dr.. Kilner's Swamp-Root stands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
to be just the remedy needed in thousands
upon thousands Of distressing cases.
Swamp-Root makes friends quickly be-
cause it's mild and immediate effect is soon
realized in most eases. 1t is a gentle,
healing vegetable compound
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores If bottles of two sizes, medi-
UNI and large.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cent, to DR..
Kilmer q Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for a
sample bottle When writing Re sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

II suppose you are one.of those who
look upon tOilers with eontemptT the
shabby one demanded bitterly.
mot at ALL" the giIded youth re,
sponded pleasantly. "In fact, take my
great-grandfather. The old gentle.
man worked like beaver, and invest.
ed his money intelligently. and really
I'm quite pleased with him for having
done So"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

Spain is one Of the great iron-ore
centers of the world. shipping ore
heavily to other European countries,
as wen as TO the United States, and
while II has some large iron and steel
works. its output Of the finished prod
uct has never been commensurate
with its ore developments. Now,
however. there is well-deflned project
of the Krupps to set up a great branch
at Bilbao, Spain. to manufacture agri-
cultural machinery for the purpose of
driving out of the market American
companies who now have a large
share of this business.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

A country squire. riding in an I'M
frequented part of Kirkcudbright-
shire, came to the edge of a morass.
Observing peasant lad in the
vicinity, he hailed him and inquired
whether the bog was hard at the bot
tom. "ou aye, quite hard" responded
the youth.
The squire passed on, but his horse
began to sink with alarming rapid
~.
''You rascal" he shouted to his
misinformant. did you not say that
1t was hard at the bottomT'
$50 it is" reioined the rogue, but
ye're not half way to 1t yet"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

The main Importance of mica in
modern industry lies In the fact that
1t is one of the best nonconductors
of electricity and is, therefore, indis-
pensable In electrical engineering. On
this account the British government
took over part of the mica field in
India and worked IL as a state in
dustry in order to make sure of hav-
ing a constant supply.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

If Whlstler's conceit was a pose he
assumed it quite early in his career
We are told that as an art student he
used to copy famous paintings at the
Louvre, and on one occasion a brother
artist came upon him as he was finish
ing a copy of 'Mona Lisa"
you've done a fine thing there,
said the other.
ayes, I'm quite pleased with it,
agreed Whistler, and then in his quiz
zIeal way he added, II wonder what
they'll do with the poor old origina
nowT-Boston Transcript.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

Before long we are likely to see
many motorcars driven by air propel-
lcrs like those of airplanes. Expert
ments are being made with such air.
driven cars in Europe, and they are
said to have worked out very satis-
factorily. The power utillzable in this
way for a vehicle on land is so great
that It has been found practicable to
run freight cars on railroads at high
speed with an air propeller in front
and another behlnd.-Kansas City
Star.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22
OLD RELlABLEs.

81 have Observed" remarked the
eminent comedian, shat some Of the
oldest stories are most highly appre
eiated by an audience"
I'm glad to hear you say that" re
Joined Senator Sorghum "A number
Of things l Will feel called upon to say
during the campaign have already
been very much discussed"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22
Catarrh Com Be Cured

Catarrh is a local disease greatly infiu'
eneed by constitutional conditions 1.
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is taken internally and acts through
the Blood or the Mucous Surfaces o.
the System HALLS CATARR b
MEDICINE destroys the foundation Of
the disease, gives the patient strength By
improving the general health and assists
nature in doing its work.
All Druggists. Circulars free.
+. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo. Ohio.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

Foreign visitor-What was the total
loss of life caused by your revolution.
airy war?
Native American-Nobody knows.
We kept adding to 1t every Fourth OF
July since, until recently. reckon
the grand total would make the later
war look like a mere skirmish.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22
Girls Save Your HairI
Make 1t Abundant

Immediately after a -DanderineT
massage. your hair takes on new life,
lustre and wondrous beauty. appear
Ing twice as heavy and plentiful be-
cause each hair seems to fun and
thIcken. Don't let your hair stay life
less. colorless. plain or scraggly. You.
too. want lots Of long. strong, beauti-
full hair.
A 35-cent bottle Of delightful
"Dauderine" freshens your scalp.
checks dandruif and falling hair. This
stimulating "beauty-tonic' gives to
thin. duh. fading hair that youthful
brightness and abundant thickness
All druggists ADV.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22
Bad Stomach
Sends Her to Bed
for 10 Months
Eaf0nio GETS Her UpI

"over a year ago." says Mrs. Dora
Williams, 81 took to bed and for 10
months did not think would live.
Eatonic helped me so much l am now
up and able to work. recommend it
highly for stomach trouble"
Eatonic helps people to get well by
taking up and carrying out the excess
acidity and gases that put the stomach
out of order. If you have indigestion,
sOurness, heartburn, belching, food re-
peating, or other stomach distress,
take an Eatonie after each meal. Big
box costs only a trifle with your drug
gist's guarantee.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22
capabIs.

Gladys-So your husband took you
to a ball gamer
Mac--Yes (siEhing)-I wish could
mike him talk TO the cook the way
he talked to the umpire Judge.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22
apans,s nlansuslnu for Indigestion

"Pape's Diapepsin'' is the quickest
surest relief for Indigestion, Gases, Flatu.
lence. Heartburn, Sourness, Fermentation
or Stomach Distress caused by acidity
A few tablets give almost immediate
Is corrected so you can eat favorite food
without fear. Large case costs only g
cents at drug store. Absolutely harmless
and pleasant. Millions helped annually
Best stomach corrective known-Adv.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

Have you given up the idea of sub
dividing the farm into town lots?r
For the present." answered Farm
er CorntosseI. "My boy Josh and
couldn't quite agree. He didn't see
the sense of providing sites for any
public buildings except motion picture
theaters."
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

In foreword written for a recently
published book on aviation, yiscount
Northcliffe asserts that Great Britain
is already ruling the air. English Of
ficials admit, however. that their air
mail service does not show profits
equal to those of the United States
service.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

$50 Helen Strongmind is to be mar
ried to Mr.. Wurmf'
mot exactly. Helen says he IS 10
be married to her."
"Oh, yes, of course. She's asked
you to be her bridesmaid, hasn't
she?"
mo, she asked me to be her best
woman"
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

I've thought out a brand-new get.
rich-quick' game" exclaimed the
faithful assistant.
"Why take all that trouble" protest.
ed Mr.. Slickerson, when anyone of
the oid famlllars can be relied on to
do business? Don't be so conscien.
tious."
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

On retiring gently rub spots Of dan
druff and itching with Cuticura Oint-
meDt. Next morning shampoo with
Cutlcura Soap and hot water. Make
them your everyday toilet preparations
and have clear skin and soft, white
hands.-Adv-
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

Willis-What is 1t when you're mar
ried twice Mt the same time?
Gillis-Polygamy
Withstand when you're only mar.
ried once7
Glllis-Monotony.-cornell Widow
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

AN 1T COMPARISON
Wife; Mrs. Nextdoor thinks you
must be easy and comfortable to get
along with. She compares you to an
old garment.
Henry N. Peck: Quite so. Ny
pants, for instance. Only they've
been pressed and repaired while I've
been paired and repressed.
Maryland independent. [volume] (Port Tobacco, Md.) 1874-current, 1920-10-22

"Where are you summeringT"
at Plunktown mp the river"
"Slow, isn't IT."
SLOW nothing. Only yesterday we
had a race between boathouses."-
Louisville Courier-Journal.