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The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16
The Ladies' Reading Circle.

The Ladies' Reading Circle held its
closing meeting for this season at the
Womans Club, yesterday afternoon,
at which time the programs for next
year were distributed. The new
programs promise literary work of
lighter vein than that pursued the
past two seasons, the course embrac-
ing a discussion Of the short story
and its author For two years, now,
the members of the Reading Circle
have been informing themselves upon
the deeper questions of political
economy, social service, and world
politics, so that next years work will
prove an acceptable diversion.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16
Parent Teacher Entertainment
at S. ID. Lee High School.

The Parent Teacher Association of
the S. D. Lee High School entertained
the Mothers and Daughters of the
High School at a reception last Fri
day afternoon which was perfect in
all Of its details. Embellished with
beautiful decoration of roses, ferns
and growing plants, the elegant old
s. D. Lee home, whose doors have so
often been Hospitality opened to the
youth and culture of other genera
lions, offered a fitting setting for the
assemblage. Mrs. H. NJ Pratt, the
newly elected president, in gracious
and well chosen words, welcomed the
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16

Mr Emma stnson, tha ra-
firing president who leaves for other
fields Of work next year. bade fare
welI to her associates in a feeling
little address. Beautiful addresses
from Misses Kern, Of the M. S, C. W.
Faculty, and West from the High
School Faculty were features of the
entertainment. Expressions Of graft
tude TO the association were given by
young ladies from the high school
classes, Miss Juanita Gardner, rep
.resenting the Freshmen; Miss Alice
Wilkerson, the Sophomore; Miss Fam
ME Harrison, the Junior, and Miss
Lucy McClanahan, for the senior.
Miss Angelique Higgins contributed
violin solo, and Miss Elsie Leech
sang.
Delicious salad and ice cream were
served during the afternoon.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16
In Honor of Mrs. Pleasant.

A reception will be given by the
officers of the Eastern Star at the
home of Mrs. T. |. Halbert Monday
evening from to 10 o'clock in honor
of Mrs. Annie May Pleasant, Grand
Worthy Matron for Mississippi and
Mrs. Olive Hopkins of Louisville,
Miss, another grand lodge officer
The occasion will be Mrs. Peasants
first official visit in the State since
her election few weeks ago, and she
will be royalty entertained during her
stay in Columbus.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16
The Trail Club.

Last Wednesday afternoon, Miss
Beulah Culberson was hostess to the
Trail Club entertaining her guests IN
Miss Poindexter's Studio at the Col
Ilege, the artistic decorations of which
were further enhanced by graceful
crimson ramblers in bowls and vases.
After the games, salad, followed by
an ice course, was served. In adj
dition to the members of the club, the
following guests enjoyed Miss Culber-
sons hospitality: President and Mrs.
Whitfield, Mr.. and Mrs. Lee Game,
Mr.. Ledyard Vaughan, Miss RITA
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16

Mount Vernon Association, of which
she is Vice-regent for Mississippi,
an honor of life time tenure, most
worthily conferred, has joined Mrs.
A. f. Herring in visit with friends
and relatives in New York City.
Later, on her way home, Miss Billups
will visit relatives in Wilmington,
Del
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16
w. C. T. U. Social.

Mrs. Robert Hood, local w. c. t. U.
President, entertained, most gracious
ly, the members of the local Union
at her home on Twelfth street last
Thursday afternoon. Lovely flowers
lent their fragrance in greeting to the
guests, and talented college girls as
sisted the hostess in their entertain
ment. Miss Dickey, whose recital so
recently delighted the public, sang a
solo, and Misses Miller and Bankston
contributed enjoyable readings. Del
icious refreshments completed the en-
tertainment.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16
Mrs. Arthur stanseI Entertains.

Conspicuous among the social
pleasures Of the week was the ele-
giant bridge party, at which Mrs, Ar
thur Stansel entertained at her home
on North Ninth Street last Tuesday
afternoon, in honor Of her house
guests, Mrs. Harris, Mrs. Ryan, and
Mrs. Worts, of Murphreesboro, Ills,
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16

is Mrs. pan CASTOR Mrs Coleman
Hamilton, Mrs. sid Street. Miss corr
nelia Hudson, MRS. Burb and Mrs
Lide Sykes
Alumnae Banquet at Gilmer Hotel.
Extensive plans are being made for
the Alumnae Banquet which the
Alumnae Association Of the NJ. S. C.
W. win give at the elmer Hotel, Sat
urday night, May %, the night preeed-
ing Commencement Sunday. An un-
usually large attendance is expected,
as the classes Of 1915 and 1917 will
hold reunion then and the class Of
1920, numbering lis, is invited to
participate, Committees in charge of
every detail have their plans well ma
tured to make the occasion a men,
-orable one in Alumnae annals. Miss
Jerome Sage is chairman of the pro-
gram committee, Misses Cornelia
Hudson, and Georgia Quarles are
chairman of the menu committee, and
Mrs. Nelson Hutchinson is chairman
Of the music committee. Many men,
bers of the association who are already
making Roadway in their chosen fields
of work, have signifed their inten-
ton to return for the meeting, the
recent attempt to curtail the develop
ment of the college having served to
arouse all the latent love and gratitude
of the graduates for their Alma
Mater.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16

Mrs. Henry Sherrod's Card Party.
Mrs. Henry Sherrod entertained at
lovely bridge party, last Thursday
afternoon, in compliment to her
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16

Professor Hatcher, Superintendent
of the Public Schools Of Baton Rouge,
La, was visitor to the Mississippi
State College for Women last week,
making the acquaintance of prOspec-
tive teachers from the college grad
yates, with a view to offering them
positions in the Baton Rouge schools.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16

Sages Miss Boyd, Miss Knox, Miss
Miller, Miss Kolshorn, Miss Elliott.
X X X
Wednesday Bridge Club.
Mrs. Henry Johns entertained the
4 Wednesday Bridge Club at her home
on South Second street last Friday
afternoon. Daisies featured in the
floral decoration artistically arranged
on mantels and tables, and figuring
again in the beautiful cut glass
baskets, tied with yellow tulle, which
/ were awarded the successful contest
ants at the four tables. Mrs. Lee
Game received the first prize, Misses
4 Wyatt, Anna Banks, Mrs. 0deneal,
and Mrs. Henry Sherrod, the consola-
y ion prizes, smaller editions of the
4 first prize, and lovely corsages of
daisies were presented the guests,
Mrs. Rogers and Mrs. 0deneal as
souvenirs of the afternoon. After the
games an elegant two course lunch
con was served.
Franklin Parent Teacher Election.
\ At the closing meeting of the Par
eat- Teacher Association for Frank.
lin, an election of officers for the in
coming year was held, tho choice hav-
I ing fallen on the following ladies',
President, Mrs. T. A. Il. Wood; Vice
President, Mrs. Gilbert Dempster;
Treasurer, Mrs. Tom Townsend; Sec
rotary, Miss Mamie Locke.
\ Bishop Gum, Of Vicksburg, Roman
Catholic Bishop Of Mississippi, will be
the guest Of Father Yeorg, during his
stay in the city. This afternoon, at
'l3 o'clock Father Yeorg entertains at
an informal reception at his home on
College street in honor of the Bishop,
at which the public generally, both
Catholic and Protestants, are cordially
invited to call and meet this disting-
uished prelate and the assisting
priests who are in Columbus for the
Sacrement Of Confirmation.
X
Miss Mary Bilups, who left last
week 10 attend the meeting of the
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16

Calender for TIE Week.

Calender for the Week.
TUESDAY AFTERNOON - Mrs. J,
w. Carr entertains in honor Of Mrs
Rogers.
Normal Piano Recital in Miss Pond
exter's Studio. -
WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON Mrs.
R. E. Johnston entertains the We'd
nesday Bridge Club.
THURSDAY MORNING-Mrs. R. E,
Johnston entertains at cards.
THURSDAY AFTERNOON-Mrs. B,
A Lincoln entertains the West End
Bridge Club.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16

Mr.. William Lindamood, of Month
cello, California, after an absence of
several years, is visiting his home
people in this city. He is the guest
Of his mother, Mrs. W. S. Lindamood
at her home on the Highlands.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16
Mrs. Arthur Stansel's
Bridge Luncheon.

Terminating series of brilliant So
cial events, given in compliment to a
cotepie of charming visitors, Mrs.
Arthur Stansel's bridge luncheon Of
Friday morning was an elegant finale
A profusion of spring blossoms adorn-
ed the reception rooms in a color motif
of pink and white. Six tables were
arranged for the contestants, whose
trophies of success were, beautiful
hand embroidered dresser scarf,
awarded as top score to Mrs. Lee
Caine, hand painted marmalade jar,
given Mrs. Odeneal for consolation,
and the guest prizes, boxes of sta
tionary. Following the games, an
elaborate three course luncheon was
served. In addition to the honorees,
MRS. Wnf Smiley, of Chicago, Mrs
Chas. Worts, Mrs. M. Ryan, and Mrs
Walter Baker Harris, of Murphrees.
boro, ILL.,, the guest list included, Mrs
Frank Phillips, Mrs. Willis Banks.
Mrs, jamie Carr, Mrs. r. z. Johnston
Mrs. Odeneal, of Biloxi, Mrs. Hugh
Hairston, Mrs. Albert Loeb, Mrs.
Flynn, Mrs. Will Morris, Mrs. Leigh
ton Lido, Mrs. Lee Game, Mrs. B. *.
Lincoln, Mrs. Henry Sherrod, Mrs,
Jake Kaufman, Mrs. G. D. Hazard,
Mrs. Henry Beard, Mrs. Will Rick-
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16

Craddock, Miss Sale, Miss jerome
Sages Miss Boyd, Miss Knox, Miss
Miller, Miss Kolshorn, Miss Elliott.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16

guest, Mrs. j. d. 0deneal, of Gulfport.
A wealth of rambler roses lent beauty
and charm to the floral decorations,
which were further emphasized by
-bordered score cards. Prizes Of
ivory were awarded the contestants,
an ivory belt buckle falling to Mrs.
Harris for the highest score, while
Mrs. Henry Johns received an ivory
nail file for consolation. A sterling
silver flower pin was the guest prize.
Mrs. j. W. Slaughter assisted the
hostess in serving a tempting salad
course. Those who enjoyed Mrs.
Sherrod's hospitality were: Mrs.
Reuben Banks, Mrs. Rogers, Mrs.
Oscar Locke, Mrs. Happier, Mrs. Henry
Johns, Mrs. j. W. Carr, Mrs. Jesse
p. Woodward, Mrs. X. f. Johnston,
Mrs. S. b. Street, Jr., Mrs. Lee Game,
Mrs. Arthur Stansel and her guests,
Mesdames Harris, Worts, Ryan and
Smiley, Mrs. T. G. Owen, Mrs. Willis
Banks, Mrs. James BilIups, Mrs. T.
c. Billups, and Mrs. j. w. Slaughter.
X
Mr.. l.. j. Frank and family, of
Rolling Fork, will return to Column
bus next month to make this city his
home. Mr.. Frank is to engage in
the feed business with Mr. Lawrence
Gardner in this city and they have
rented the Burris warehouse at the
NJ. and o. depot for their place of
business. A very cordial welcome
will await Mr.. Frank and his family
upon their return.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-05-16

Miss Mary Billups, who left last
week to attend the meeting of the
Abbeville progress., 1920-11-27
ARABS SKILLED IN AVIATION
Their Mechanicans Said to Have Been
Pioneers in the Art in the Sec
ond Century.

The Aisle Arabe has some interesting
sidelights on the early history of avi-
alton. so far as it concerns the Arab
race. According to this paper, II was
at the end of the second century. ana
the beginning of the third, that the
Arab race began to be influenced by
the Greeks and Indians. 1t was III
Bagdad that the mathematical ana
mechanical arts first began to make
their appearance. With the coming OF
these different studies the horizon OF
the Arabs became enlarged. 1t was
about this period that the grand
CaIiph HarOun al-Raschid sent his
famous clock to Charlemagne, emperor
of the Franks.
Amongst the various crafts from
which the Arabs drew their culture
was. strange as il may seem today
that of aviation. At the head of this
section WAS the celebfated Arab
mechanician Abbas Ben Farnas, the
first known pioneer of the art which
Rleriot. Farman and Guynemer have
since made famous, unless one should
include in such the young lcarus OF
Greek legend.
Abbeville progress., 1920-11-27

Of worrImcnt, for his gravity aeepened
W'uu>, into muruSeneSS.
old Tnlic still red-faced from hpr
culinary operations bur neat ANA fresh
rN amy Young houSemaid, brought I'D
her last course AS she entered, the
'u-.r of the electric bell rang shaIi
through m" opca doorway.
Land ~akcs. and me with my hands
Iu'i.' she multoreG.
I'll co. cried Amy. ii must be
The telegram"
lmpouou>ly she rose and flew INTO
;hc front hall. In Il few moments She
came dart.ng back. calling over her
shoulder. furry, please. please
hurry ,"
\ blase messenger boy, with cap
cooked over one ear, appeared in the
dining room doorway. Amy waved him
to the physician. This way, This is
Doctor Kirkland"
Doctor Kirkland handed the receipt
book 10 the boy and caught up the tel
J egram. He tore open the envelope
/ and read the message. a frown creased
his usually smooth forehead.
"O-o-oh. papa" sighed Ellen. BAD
news"
HIM" he cleared his throat, Lis
/ ten. This is the answer to my inquiry
| Regret superintendent away. ON re-
turn he viii wire full particulars.
Abbeville progress., 1920-11-27
"a very few days, | hope ndda.

"a very few days, l hope" addol
BENIN.
He nut up his hands in response 20
,r;n+on,s resumption of boyino ro.,
ZION and they began a lively round of
snorring. He started a trine SLOW. 30.
- his thoughts we're not entirely com
,or.d ON the contest. This WAS .r.-
,erdcd with burst Of speed Thar
,,..,,jJ have disconcerted even ..,...
nroIassjonal boxers. Clinton La,l =
vim = cool ring generalship rhar fire.
oupntly put his more agile adversary
tt q disadvantage.
At the end OF the round. proyo,.ad
thar he had come out second be>r
Hnmm called for another. Clinton
shook his head. Il am warm enougb
already" he said.
"Very we'll" assented BENIN. "Weu
call it off for this time. How about =
swimT
Just shower" said Clinton. ~
wish TO go out and learn if Doctor
Kirkland has heard"
BENIN nodded and took his conuan-
ion back to the dressing room. where
they shifted into bathrobes. Clinton
WAS first ready, and BENIN waved th.
attendant to take his towels IN fo the
shower bath.
"Go ahead, old man" he said to Clin-
ron "IH be along in half n minute ''
!
Clinton followed the attendant. The
door closed behind him. BENIN was
alone in the dressing rom. The Low
rie locker was next to his own. With
= calculated swifmess that lost no in.
slant in unnecessary movements ne
orrned the locker and began search
ing the pockets of his compauion'>
suit. Everything that he drew out ne
examined with quick but minute scru,
tiny and then carefully replaced it.
There was one exception. Almost the
last article that he found was - key
Abbeville progress., 1920-11-27
CHAPTER VI.
Propinquity.

FToplnQultJ'
When the bland vice president
bowed Clinton out the Iatter's dralt
had been c;rshed. Eemm introduced
the first assistant cashier, who, smil-
ing curiously at Clinton, handed him
his money. The owner thrust the
packet of bills into his wallet and de-
cIined an invitation to be seated.
Time to go. eh, what?" said BENIN.
Needn't remind me. You're not the
only one made hungry by watching
these labOring slaves of MammOn.
Wen stroll up to the club for bite
of lunch"
"The cIub?" inquired Clinton.
"To be sure-the club. That's one
on you, old man. It's rich taking you
as a guest to one of your own clubs,
Come and be introduced to some OF
your fellow members"
Clinton responded with the quizzical
look that indicated a decided streak
of waggery in his present personality
"All right. I'm with you"
The answer put BENIN into the best
of humOr. His geniality became rather
forced, however, when at luncheon
Clinton not only refused wine but per
sisted in talking on impersOnal topics
This last may have been due either tC
the reticence of good breeding or to a
consciousness of guilt, or to an antip
athy toward BENIN.
When they left the club BENIN sug
gested that they stroll over to the Ath
letic club.
They entered the dressing room
where BENIN signed to the attendant
in charge. "Open Mr.. Lowrie's locker
will you, Jones? He has forgotten hi:
key"
'Lowrie?" muttered Clinton.
Saves an awkward explanation
y'know," replied BENIN. You'll neeC
only the shoes; but it's as we'll for yoI
! TO stow your coat and hat in tht
locker they think is yours" a
A few minutes later the two
stripped to their sleeveless under
shirts, were facing each other in on,
of the boxing rooms. The instructor
who had greeted Clinton as "NIr. Low
rie." was even quicker than had beer
BENIN to note his splendid musculal
development.
BENIN paused a moment after Gin
ton took position. The latter edgeC
closer to him. BENIN dropped hi
hands.
Wait" he said sharply. "Tha
mark on your arm
! Clinton twisted the arm around
what do you mean? l see no mark
Nor do |. That's just it" retoinet
BENIN. IT'S not there now. Yor
Abbeville progress., 1920-11-27
Churches Observe candIcmas Day.

Candlemas day, celebrated as the
dav of Christs presentation at the
temple, is observed in the Anglican
Roman and Greek churches. Febru-
airy 3, this day being the fortieth after
tho birth of Christ, on which the puri-
fcation of the mother and the presen-
t,tion of the son should occur accord
inc to Levitical rules.
The institution of the festival is
attributed TO Pope Gelasius, in the
latter part of the fifth century. in many
details showing itself to be a ohrIS-
tianiZation of the pagan tebruaIia'
celebrated in ancient Rome at about
same period. The special services
of the day among Roman Catholics
consist of a blessing of candles by
tie priests.
Abbeville progress., 1920-11-27

account to the Chicago bank, III May
under the maine of Clinton. On MS
way home he sold more of the bonds
fifteen thousand dollars wOrth-to
this Security Bonds company. l must
confess that | have had my DOUBTS
whether he was not right in his claim
of mistaken Identity
"All that is immatcriat Bemhi'
curtly stated the president. THE next
step is to locate the unsold bonds.
"YeS, sir That is what | had ID
mind. I'll lunch at the club. In vino
vcritaS, y'knOw."
The president made Il slight gesture
of assent and dismissal. BENIN rose
and bowed himself out as if he had
been making Il social call.
Abbeville progress., 1920-11-27
ION YOUR HEADS BE IT."

SYNOPSIS. - AlightinC from a
train at Denver Il well-dreSsed trav-
eler is faniliarly accosted by a
man about his own age. The trav-
cler ignores the advance. \ few
minutes later ne i greeted as
''Wilp' by an elderly lady and gen
tlemau, who stop their auto 10
speak. lie imagincs il a case of
mistaken identity ana announces
himself as "RichaId Clinton" on
his way TO the coast The couple
appear greatly surprised. and learn
ing ne IS to be IN town until mid
night. the lacy. Introducing herself
as Mrs E.rElaud, ana her husband
as Doctor kirkland. invites him to
dinner. explaining the action by his
truly TcmaGIaN Nie resemblance TO
friend of theirs. lie accepts. At
tine Kirkland home he meets
young lady who Ireets him as her
tjluc,. Size Is Ellen Kirkland, and
plainly is greatly hurt by his asser-
tion that he is Richard Clinton. At
dinner Clinton learns that has host
is "a medical spepillI~t and that he
is believed tu ue Viii LOWTie,
young man who had been suffer
ing from a nervous breakdown and
had gone east for medical treat
ment Lowrie had had in his pos
session bonds Of the value OF 800,
U0, belonging To- the bank where
he was employed. which have dis
appeared and of which he has no
recollection. With Doctor kirkland
Clinton goes to the LoWrie home,
the doctor being satisfied that Amy
Lowrie, Wits sister, will convince
Clinton he is really Lowrie, suffer-
ing from loss of memory. Amy de-
Clares at once he is her brother,
and insists on treating him as such.
to his great embarrassment. Doc
tor Kirkland sends a telegram to
the sanitarium where Lowrie is un-
dergoing treatment. Ellen and Amy
try in vain to convince Clinton he
is Will Lowrie. They manage, how
ever. to prevent his going. BENIN,
a suitor of Amy and an agent of
the bank. moves In the matter of
the missing bonds.
Abbeville progress., 1920-11-27
NOT LIKELY.

"The defendant says ne donated his
time ana talents 10 the candidates
campaign without pay or hope of re
ward"
And what did the prosecuting attor-
uey say to that?"
"IIe asked the gentlemen % the jury
in sarcastic tones if they could con-
ceive of the defendant giving anything
So valuable and getting nothing in re-
turn but q slap on the back
Abbeville progress., 1920-11-27
CHAPTER WI.
Hiqh Stakes.

El'Ju ONdNNS.
Instead Of climax, the message
was an anti-climaX. For a long mo-
mcut all stared at the frOwninS ply
Sican.
Ellen was the first to speak. She
looked appcalinEly at Clinton ana
whispered: "You-you will stay un
til-?"
"Au right" cheerily rejoined Ciin-
ton. "On your heads be it! From now
on | shall sit back and enjoy the com
edy. 1t is delightful to be pettcd by a
sweet little sister
How about game of bridgeE' suG-
eeSted BENIN.
When, Il few minutes later the party
left the table. Doctor Kirkland went
into the parlOr with his wife. The
young people stopped in the library.
Promptly BENIN began courtins Amy
with directness and ardor that at
first both surprised and amused Ellen.
Soon. however, her interest again cen
tered on Clinton, who was regarding
Bemm's gallantries with fast deepen
ing displeasure.
From the parlor Mrs. Kirkland
watched the young people with grow
ing concern. Her husband, though his
eyes were seemingly fixed on the pages
of a newspaper, had not missed a sin
gle shade of change in Clinton's ex-
preston. Mrs. Kirkland talked in a
desultory manner to conceal from the
players the intensity of her interest.
At last, however, she reached the ut
most limits of her patience.
MY DEAR" she murmured, some
/ thing must be done. He is utterly neg
lecting the poor child. Can you not
see how wretched she is? l gave her
your advice to keep on trying. She
has done so all evening, and yet looE
at himw
"Tf it were not for AMY" replied
the physician. THAT is the uncertain
factor. l had hoped not.a little from
his manner toward Ellen during thei
drive to my Office. But now"
"Now?"
HIN. 1t is difficult 80 say what i
the nature of this concern for Amy
Abbeville progress., 1920-11-27

know, Red-the brownish blotch-
birthmark."
Sure agreed the instructor. star
ing curiously. Have you been TO a
beauty doc, Mr.. Lowrie?"
Clinton looked at the two with a
quizzical smile. You say | used 10
have a birthmark on my armY"
"Size of dollar, on the outside,
three inches below the elbow con-
cisely stated BENIN.
And now it is not there" remarked
Clinton. He held the arm out to the
instructor.
That's slick job, Mr.. Lowrie." the
man commented. mo scar; no sign
it was ever thereI How'd you do i,' it9''
For the first fine since midafter.
noon the shadow of doubt in Clinton'S
eyes gave place to a twinkle. IT'S n
process not yet fully understood. he
answered. I'm few days, however
| may be able to explain it"
Abbeville progress., 1920-11-27
The Measures able.

'IIow many pintS to quartz
Two"
Correct. Now how many quarts to
a gallun?"
-Four"
Right, Willie. That is all for to-
day"
NO. teacher. there's one more ques-
tion. I know how many miles in a
gallon, too"