The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-01-13
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Like other member, OF thi, celebrated human race
This 'eryener rejoice, when he feed, his classic face
And gaNronome bait is apt TO lure him with the
10 banquet tables where ensues conversation fest
III, fare for such events may be an epicure, delight
RsardIen OF such speaker, as W. have with US tonight
Here takes his fountain ~ hand 10 etiee the plan
Assuming that the bill of fare mus, play minor role
Beside the feast OF reason and the baly flow Of soul.
There still might k revision OF th, banqueting device
10 make the glad occasion nearer worth its lofty price
The speaker Of the evening to begin ,h, wise reform
And selected p,eside hay help -
by making introduction less Marathon event
r,h terminal facilities arranged outlined here.
nc spread that's ugubrous would flash oI cheer
And those par,akns OF the same from eon,omme to smokes
Would give vote OF thanks for fewer aniquaed Jokes
But, better still would be scheme to serve talk befor.
The waters oddle deal the aud something
For then banqueter woud grieye but little he late,
And banques nigh, be listed with the pasmes good and great
young man J, confident OF himself h. at. b.
lose sleep without losing anything else '
The class journalism should realize the importance Of the follow
the mystery Of til, lost ,rouscr, Some ,hog reporter lett him
rooed leading hotel with hi, thus depleted wardrobe and pptap,
public IS curious to know the manner Of his departure
o, early for citizen, begin PREPARATION, celebrate
but one guess year the grounding noble institution Long he
A,id. Peggy Exlcn, nonom, Mr. Buteon, mail,
made too late for yesterday.
pedestrian plodng home las, Friday snovdri, that gave
Shar,els ca consolation from the
that the trapped doubles, beneficial the
whea,
large section Of The unanimous prompted BY desire board
the band wagon,
BUT NE LIKES MUSIC,
III. Mexican ha. faults enough
We often he has
But learn he deem, pretty tough
When he mus, bark to aiL
A mean old bachelor think for h.m~lvs.
others ret married
W. reminded that promise suit frequently
predcaied the theory that the defendAn, has the
Otherwise there might be Of them.
But political platform such intangible thing
on those grounds.
And the people know hereby forth that the "a,
ton assembled here last week of political although
OF that variety gaseous enough heaven knows
Another example neglected up story waiting world
anxious for information what Sig Cuc will do that the buy
divorce court has separated him from hi, meal ticket Incidentally
be said Sig Curci wk ted by the diva
for divorce although judicial opinion that they fierce enough
for that
The ,h. Tulsa millionaire who give, tenth Of his
the Lord i, that he afford it, Quite number can't, That
ment OF fact and not challenge to an argument
This perye Of pleasure studies hu, those who occasion
ally something their liking should remember that er
lis nothing in the statutes requiring It's perusal
res We se. BY the paper due for price reduction but
Isn't noushng
Joe Patterson make Lovers Lane the
nigh, we'll cut out the electric lights from his decorative sme,
SAY, POPl-Loots Like Poprl Have 10 Drsak Hh Ruls
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