Ellsworth American. [volume] (Ellsworth, Me.) 1855-current, 1920-11-17
CROSSED WIRES
BY CORONA REMINGTON.

'S, 1890. by Mcclure Newspaper Syndicate
No one had ever loved as deeply
as those two--James Wilcox and
Constance Helmson. They looked
into each others eyes In rapture and
for the fortieth time that evening
made the same remark-with slight va
riations.
No one, dearest; no one on earth
mas ever felt it as we have" he told
her. I'm sure we have not only
known each other all our lives, but
from the beginning of time-clear back
to the first day."
And it shall be this way to the
end of time" she sighed softly into
his ear.
After long and tender parting kiss.
almost sad because it was the last, he
left her, never to return. they both
knew-until the morrow.
And thus the days sped by and were
as minutes to the adoring couple who
were totally unconscious of the world
about them. At last one bright Sunday
In June Constance said casually:
Jimmy, darling, my sister Aggie,
the one you've never seen, came home
from college last night. She's out now,
but | want you to stay to dinner and
| meet her."
Sure | WILL" he replied. But what
do l care about sister Aggie? She'll
only try to monopolize my very own
est" He kissed her again.
| Later they were summoned to the
| dining room and James was introduced
| to Aggie. He took his eyes off Con-
stance long enough to glance at the
newcomer while being presented when
suddenly his knees shook beneath him
| and he thanked heaven when he was
safely seated. Aggie was exactly like
| Constance-only more so, and she had
| good many things Constance lacked,
| too. Constance's eyes were wonder
full. Aggie's more wonderful. Con
stances nose was pretty, Aggie's beau
tiful; and so it went.
When he awakened from the first
| shock feeling of unspeakable re-
morse came over him. As soon as he
| decently could he got away, mumbling
some excuse about business engage
ment.
| All that night as he tossed and
turned it was Aggie's picture that kept
smiling at him In the darkness and
| not Constance's. In panic he would
close his eyes to try to shut out the
| vision htrf nj IL And
the next day he was to bring Con-
| stance over to take dinner with his
| familyl She would be sure to notice
| the change In him-the whole world
would see-yet it was impossible to
| get out Of 1t.
At dinner the following evening
| after he had introduced his father and
brother to Constance, his mother hav-
ing already met her, he broke the news
| of the business trip.
| Harry, you'll have to entertain
COMFY and look after her while I'm
gone. I've bought tickets to The
Shepherds Call You must take her
and think of me when you do 1T, old
chap" he ended with heartfelt pathos.
Reaching home at night he went
| straight to his room and dropped into
chair, a morose heap of bewildered
| introspection. Ages later he was
! conscious of his brother standing be-
side him in his smoking jacket.
"That things beastly COLOR" was
| James only greeting as he glared at
| the offending garment, including the
| occupant, in his hostile stare. Harry
made no comment, but switched off
| the light.
what the dickens did you do that
for?' roared his brother.
Because / want to tell you some
thing, and-I have to say it in the
dark"
Hurry up then, do" he growled in
reply.
James, 1 swear hid 1t, swear
did" Harry began in frenzy.
Hid what, you lunatic? Are you
daft?"
Hid 1t until COMFY broke out cry
ing last night and confessed she didn't
love you any more"
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ing whisper.
"Yes," Harry continued, "and when
she had made it perfectly plain and
realized it was all up between you, |
simply couldn't keep it in any more"
Speeches., James jumped out Of
the chair and Numbered toward the
door in the dark.
wait! Where are you going"
called Harry. "You wouldn't do any
thing to Conny-would your"
"Conny, nothing" answered James.
'Tm going to make an appointment
with Aggie. She's more like COMFY
than COMFY herself is, but how the
devil did Cupid ever get his wires
crossed like that?"
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