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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-04-02
MANY QUALIFY
ASCANDIDATES

| Tallahassee, April 1.-(SpeciaD- ].
L. BillingsIey of Miami spent Wednes-
| day in Tallahassee and qualified with
| the secretary of state as a candidate
| before the Democratic primary for
| the office of attorney general. An
other who qualified today was Mon
toalm Broward of Jacksonville, who is
| a candidate for delegate to the Demo-
cratic national convention from the
state at large.
| Among those who have recently
qualified with the secretary of state
as candidates in the June Democratic
primary, and the office to which they
aspire, are the following:
! John T. Bush, Wauchula, delegate
from the state at large to the national
Democratic convention
| J. E. T. Bowden, Jacksonville, dele
gate to national Democratic conven-
ton from Fourth congressional dis
trict
w. H. Milton. Mariana, delegate to
national Democratic convention from
Third congressional district.
| John A Graham. Bradentown, dele
| gate to national Democratic conven-
ton from First congressional district.
| Albert w. Gilchrist, Punta Gorda,
delegate to national Democratic con-
|
G. B. Wenes, Plant City. presidential
elector.
Edgar w. waybright, South Jack
sonville, state attorney, Fourth judi
cial circuit.
| Frank w. Wideman, Jacksonville,
state attorney, Fourth judicial circuit.
| James E. Alexander. DeLand, dele
| gate to national Democratic conven-
ton, state at large
| Arthur Y. Milan, Jacksonville. dele
gate to national Democratic conven-
| ton, Fourth congressional district
| ]. E. Bowdoin, Arcadia, delegate to
national Democratic convention, state
at large.
| Pat Murphy, Jacksonville. delegate
to national Democratic convention,
state at large.
| William L. Wilson. Panama City,
| delegate to national Democratic con-
vention- Third congressional district
| Frank Harris. OcaIa, delegate TO ma
tional Democratic convention. state at
large.
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steel; and advance ideas Of structur-
al design found a medium for con-
crete expression with undreamed of
possibilities. The automobile of to-
day, the thin-model watch and India
paper are examples~of other improve
ments made possible by the develop
meDt of new materials.
Molybdenum steels mark just such
advance as attended the inventions
of steel or of India paper. Through
their use, engineers and designers
are finding it possible to turn adj
vanced ideas into improved products.
The discovery and the uses to which
it will be applied form another i'm
portant milestone along the way Of
structural progress.
Makes lightweight Automobile Pos
sibIe.
But how does all this affect-or in
terest-the average man?
AS one instance Of popular con-
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the ore, Is very similar In appear
ance to graphite. After concentra-
ton, II is introduced into steel either
as ferro- molybdenum or as calcium
moiybdate.
There are only five alleging ele-
ments OF any practical use in the
making of steel. Three of these
chromium, nickel, and va2adium-
are secured by American steel max
ers altogether by importation, chiefly
from British possessions and Peru.
The American d~rosits of fourth,
tungsten, are becoming rapidly e--
hausted and soon it must be secured
from other countries.
But the fifth alloy-molybdenum-
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-04-02

is found in the largest quantities In
the world in the United States.
Changes of the most radical nature
are pending in the manufacture of a
varied list of steel products. The
availability of molybdenum steels
for commercial use marks a far step
forward in the evolution of the sal
loy-steel age" as the present is char
acterized in comparison to the ..stone
age" "the bronze age" 1.-The iron
age" and the "steel age"
Progress in any line is limited by
the development of materials with
which TO put new ideas into execu-
ton. The discovery of mixing car
bon with iron produced the first
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-04-02
the turning of wars tide, molybde-

the turning OF wars tide, molybde-
mum played its triumphant part
1t lew over the German lines in
the Liberty motor OF American air
planes 1t ploughed its way into the
enemy's machine-gun nests in the
armor of the Renault Baby" tank.
1t protected the operators of these
tanks by resisting effectively the
terrific impact OF German high-pow-
cred ammunition-affording, in fact,
their drst real protection as the
heavier, thicker armor first used on
tanks yielded often to the enemy'y
shells. 1t protected the heads of
thousands of Yankee doughboys as a
part of the steel used in their he'll
NETS. To the laurels of molybdenum
is added the glory of being a part of
the NC-4. the first airplane to cross
the Atlantic Ocean.
1t Is an American Achievement.
The history of the development of
molybdenum steel, as uniform COM
mercial product, is a record of Ameri-
can achievement. Everything connect
ed with the romance of molybdenum
is American to the core. The al
10y is American owned and American
mined. Its first successful use as an
alloy in steel resulted from tests con-
Quoted by leading American metal
lurgists and steel makers in Ameri-
can mills. The first molybdenum
steel available for practical purposes
was manufactured by Americans in
the United States.
Molybdenum has been known for a
number of years as an alloying ele-
ment Earlier experiments with it
never proved wholly satisfactory be-
cause results were not uniform. The
chief lettering factor was the great
scarcity of the metal.
With the outbreak of the war in
1914, quantity production and speed
became essential. Materials had to
be found that would meet these de-
mands. Chrome, nickel, vanadium,
end tungsten steels already had been
developed for automobile use. But
the war brought with 1t the demand
for a new material that would ma
chine more easily and rapidly than
any of these and that would prove
mere adaptable to heat treatment.
This is where molybdenum steel
came into its own II
Deposits Discovered Opportunity.
Inexhaustible deposits of molybde-
mum in Colorado were discovered
about this time. Metallurgists and
steel makers experimental with
thousands of tons of it over a pro-
tracted period. The result was the
evolution OF the new super-steeL.
MoIybdenum Used In Liberty Motors.
Similarly, molybdenum was found
to fill the bill when the need arose
for lighter and tougher steel in the
connecting rods and crank shafts OF
the new Liberty motor. Not only
that, but speedy production of Liber-
ty motors in quantity required steel
of such properties that IL could be
machined, heat-treated and worked
with a maximum amount of rapidity
and ease and with a minimum of loss.
1t was the most opportune meeting
Of a vital need that ever came under
the observation of steel workerA
Vertically, the discovery of the Colo
RADIO deposits and the perfection Of
uniform molybdenum alloy steel
were God-sends in the cause of Al
lied or,us-
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sciousness of the pending change,
take the automobile. The. tendency
today in automobile construction is
toward smaller and lighter-weight
cars. The dream of automobile engi-
neers is 1.-The American lightweight
car
But changes in structural design
can be worked out only as steel mills
develop suitable materials. A new
medium is required. Everything
depends upon the quality of metals
In the gears, axles, differentials,
springs and frames. And this quality,
In turn, depends, to a large extent,
upon alleging elements used in manu-
featuring the steel. No automobile
can be stronger than the steel in it
The alloy molybdenum is helping
to express these advanced ideas. In
fact, it is predicted that a reduction
in the weight of cars of from 25 to
80 per cent will result from the use
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-04-02

10 time in her history she is
assured of an Independent
supply of alloy steel-the basis of
modern construction, at once the
sinew of war and the foundation of
peace time manufacture.
The discovery OF a mountain of
ore in Colorado gives this country
her world independence. 1t gives
her at the same time a super-steel-
an alloy steel Of lightness and
strength hitherto unknown.
This super-steel is assuming
growing importance in the industrial
world. 1t will be known, too, in the
everyday life of the average Ameri-
can for it is a material which will
make possible the lightweight auto
mobile Of the future. For such a car
there is already a strong demand.
Its development has awaited the dis
covery of assteel of new strength.
All this is brought about by the
discovery in the sides of mountain
near Climax, Colo, of vast deposits
Of the metallic element-molybde-
nun. The United States can claim
u ~ d1lASdA uOhOPOiy tOA the WoIlu
molybdenum supply. Fully so per
cent of the known deposits of molyb-
denUm in the worldiare in this coun-
try.
1t is because OF thise natural adj
vantage that the United Stats need
never worry about supply of steel
alloy. even If all the mountains of
the rest of the world refuse, because
OF war, to disgorge their treasure for
the American market.
What Molybdenum' Is.
What, then, is molybdenum?
It is a metallic elementNwhich,A in
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-02-14
CALVERT

Calvert, Texas; Feb. 12.-Mrs. l..
&c. Hutchinson and little j. c. WEIGH
ere back from California where she
spent sixty days with Mrs. ]. G..
WEIGH, Sr. Progress Lodge A. F..
and A. NJ met in regular session
on last Tuesday with Prof. A. H.
Minis. New members are joining
every meeting. Mrs. Sarah Shaw
and Mrs. Clara Hammond returned
from Waco, Tuesday. The Lincoln
board was in session last week with
Independent Baptist church. Mr..
Chas. Bryant of Branchville was in
the city Thursday. Mr.. r. Ordeson
is up after a few days fight with
the flu. Rev H. c. Brisby of Boons-
vile was in the city few hours
Saturday. Mrs. J. e. Williams. and
Mrs. f. A. Williams spent the week
end in the city. Miss e. p. Hunter
spent Sunday in Hearne the guest
of her aunt, Mrs. Carrie BIackshear.
News reached us Friday Of the
death of Mr.. Hill at Fort Bliss. near
Ell Paso Texas. His remains will be
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shipped to Calvert next week. Mr.
Davis served two years in France
and re-inlisted for two years. He
leaves a sister and several brothers
to mourn his loss. Mr.. Henry Whit
field left a few days ago for Waco.
Miss Jewel and Master Minis Smith
are in bed with the flu. Born to Mr.
and Mrs. E. Petty, Jan. 9th, a boy.
Services were good at Pleasant Grove
Sunday and were well attended
A double wedding occurred Sunday
night at the home of Mr., and Mrs.
Allen Biggers. Miss Oscar Biggers
to Mr.. Chas Rogers and Miss Dessa
Harris to Mr.. Josh Knight DR., A.
A. Mcdonald left Sunday for Prairie
View on business. Mr., J. E Robin
son of Palestine, State deputy for the
American Woodmen visited Calvert
Sunday. Mrs. Robert Wimberly spent
few days in Providence. Miss
l.. B. Station was at home from
Prairie View last week spending a
few days with parents. Mrs. Car
RE Banister has returned from Ham
mond Texas.
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Some H!eWns In Fexas


been announced The living room
and dinine room were decorated with
a quantity of Ferns, geraniums, and
violets. The evening was spent in
games and dancing. Miss Ella Mae
Bennett presided at the punch bowl.
chicken salad on lettuce leaves, bread
sticks, a cup of hot tea, mint in
dainty cups on each plate was served
to fifty guests. Whispers were heard
throughout the evening of the good
personality and charmingness of Mrs.
Ferrand. Before leaving the guests
welcomed DR.. and Mrs. Ferrand into
their midst and expressed their APP
probation to the host and hostess
for their hospitality The handsome
residence of Mr.. and Mrs. John
Bough was the scene of delightful
entertainment ON Friday night Feb
ruary 6, complimentoing DR.. and Mrs.
r. A. Ferrand, Mrs. Scott and Mrs.
DR.. Thompson of Mobile, Ala. The
Patterson orchestra furnished music
and dancing was enjoyed until a
late hour. Delicious sandwiches.
cake. punch, fruit and nuts were
served to hundred guests. De-
hghtful indeed was the affair and
the host and hostess will long be
remembered by this merry gathering.
Mrs. Thompson and Mrs. Scott will
leave Tuesday February 10, for
their home in Mobile. Ala. While
in this city they were both the in
spiration of round of pleasures.
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BEAUMONT


Beaumont, Texas, Feb. 12.--Dr.
and Mrs. j. H. Mitchell entertained
with a whist party Thursday night
in honor of Mrs. Scott and Mrs. DR..
Thompson of Mobile, Alabama who
are here visiting their sister Mrs.
Hatch. The game was real inter-
esting. First prize, salt and pepper
shakers won by Mrs Hatch; visitors
prize silver cup to Mrs. Thompson,
low score a bottle catchup to DR.
w. A. Roberts. Punch and sand
witches were served.
Mrs. r. A. Ferrand. wife Of Dr.
Ferrand arrived Monday. February
second from Nashville. Tennessee
Mrs. Ferrand resigned her position
as teacher in the city school OF
Nashville, January 30, on the eve
of coming to this city. On Tuesday
night February 3rd, with DR.. and
Mr.. w. A. Roberts, 1475 Evalon
stree was the scene of a '"Tea Party
which was of interest generally
to Beaumont. AS the honored
guest, were DIR. and Mrs. r. A
Ferrand. Mrs. Ferrand was Miss
Ella Bee Driver of Nashville. Tenn.
and DIR. Ferrend is popular Den
fist In this city. whose wedding which
occurred some time ago has just
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1874
DENTON

Denton, Texas, Feb. 12.-Rev
Swancy of Pleasant Grove Baptist
church preached excellent sermons
both mornino and evening. Rev,
Swancy has recently returned from
Seattle Washington. He left Monday
night for Austin. Mrs. t. c. Bell
left Monday for Mississippi to be at
the bedside of her brother, who is
very sick. Mr.. Marcellus Bell ac-
companied her. Mr.. Ernest Milan
left Sunday to visit in Oklahoma
Mrs. N. Mackey has Como to Honey
Grove on business. Mr.. Rainey OF
Dallas representing an Oil company
was here last week. Mr.. ]. w. Neal
of Dallas spent the weekend with
his family. Jesse Lester, son OF
Mrs w. P. Crockett is reported very
sick. Mrs. r. Wheeler ucker is re-
ported much improved.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-02-14
FERRIS

Ferris, Texas, Feb. I2.-Tennessee
community is wide awake. Our
church consists of SO members and
can boast of an able minister of the
Gospel, Rev. Joe Hunnicut. Sunday
school is alive with "a pupils. Supt.
Bro. Nathan Scaggs. Starlight Band
is alive with Miss Mary Taylor, pres
ident. w. H. NJ S. is doing nicely.
with Mrs. Lena Skaggs. president.
Burial Club is also doing nicely.
Public school is doing nicely Mrs.
lola L. Birdsong, teacher is bringing
things to past; rs students are
enrolled Night school is progress
ing nicely. Many of the parents are
attending. Mrs. Alice Garland, who
was stricken with paralysis has inn
proved. Mr.. Bob Brown is ill. We
have several property owners, among
whom are Mrs. Lena Oates, Mr.
Rush Williams, Mr.. r. Ellis, Mr.
Frank Andrews and Mr.. Clabe Tenn
pie. Parents and Teachers Club
was organized with Mrs. Mittie Simp-
son, president. Mr.. John Robertson
formerly of this place, but now OF
Davis, Okla, visited Mr.. Herbert
Walker on the 9Th instant. Mr.. Rob
erson is doip~ well in Oklahoma
Mrs. Matte Ellerson, Mrs. Willie
Stafford, Mrs. p. Andrews went to
Ferris to meet with the Knights and
Daughters of Tabor Lodge. Mrs. lola
L. Birdsong, who is teaching here
made a flying trip to Dallas on the
18th instant. Mr.. R. Ellis has pur-
chased a fine pair of mules for $3.50
Our church expenses for 1919, were
S208.98; paid out for sickness $1766
deaths, $5466, pastor, s129.40. Wis
itors are welcome to visit us. Little
Nathan Scaggs and Willie Butler
are i'll.
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OIL! THE MASTER FORTUNE
BUILDER!
CAPITOL PETROLEUM
Producing, Dividend Paying Company, Submits The Fol-
lowing, For Information Of its Friends and Stockholders

$4,000 Well
0 to $500
selling
Petroleum
possibilities Capitol Petroleum
to
$ Of
not
good ak to buy securities which they have means to I'M
bar would Capitol Petroleum s1099eoo daily pmins The
inquired whether
at $l0 acnoda clients ms
Judging
OF orders his all W be -sub
information and free literature address
FRED S. BURTON,
COLORADO
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Excelsior Mutual Benefli
Association
Dallas, Texas

Most people need money when
there's death in the family Some
times they want to carry the body
out of town or they may want to send
for relative II you think you need
this kind of SERVICE take Insurance
with the EXCELSIOR MUTUAL BEN
Eft ASSOCIATION
We pay death claims In "a hours
Any person desiring such protection.
call at room 20s Pythian Temple,
254s Elm street or call NJ B67.
II. STRICKLAND,
President,
ooFIHLD. Secretary
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GREENvILLE
Gard OF Thanks

We take this method of thanking
our many friends and the members
of Mosaic Lodge No. 1859 for their
kindness shown us during the ill
ness and death of our dear mother.
May Gods choicest blessings rest
upon you.
FOSTER DRISDALE, Husband.
LILLE FINLEY, naught Il.
REF l.. NESTER, Son.
LUE RHINE, Sister.
DELLA FAIR, Sister.
WILL OXFORD, Brother.
Sick listed; Miss Addie Ellen, Miss
P. A. Culberson, Miss Mary Byrd
George Byrd general agent for all
Colored papers.
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GRANBuRY

Grandbury, Texas, Feb. 12.-Rev.
F. NJ. Jordan of the Baptist church
was at his post Sunday and preached
good sermon. Mrs. Lindley Roe
and Mrs. Minnie Mitchell visited in
Fort Worth, Sunday Mr.. and Mrs.
Eliza Hanford of Mineral Wells, are
in he city visiting mother and father.
Messrs. Tom Davis and p. W. Davis
were visitors in Stephenville Sunday.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-02-14

If your head is dizzy on STOPPING
or rising suddenly and everything
turns black before the eyes. you have
torpid liver. Take Herbine 1t is
a powerful liver regulator. Price, Coo.
sold by Little Gem Drug Store.
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WHO INVENTED WORKf
Adams Express & Transfer Co

We do all kinds Of Hauling, Pack
ing. Shipping and Storing. Household
Goods Specially. Skilled and com
petent worlmen employed.
Office 8225 Ross Ave- s. w. H. 67b5
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Intestinal worms destroy the health
of children and weaken their vitality.
The worms should be expelled before
serious damage is done. Whites
Cream Vermifuge is thoroughly
successful remedy. Price, 35c. Sold
by Little Gem Drug Store.
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Bell Phone M. $50 Auto M. s495
Dallas Furniture Company
1905 Elm Street

1905 Elm Street
Is the place to buy furniture and
stoves. Our prices are the lowest
and our terms are the best. General
house furnishing. Highest cash prices
for Second Hand Furniture.
CASH OR CREDIT
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In an attack of acute rheumatism
in which there is. much pain Billiards.
Snow Liniment is a necessary part
OF the treatment. 1t Is a powerful
pain, relief. Three sizes. soc, 60c and
1870 per bottle. Sold by Little Gem
Drug store o.7.At
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of heartburn or indigestion. Herbine
goes right to the spot. 1t drives out
the badly digested food and makes
you feel fine. Price, zoe. Sold by
Little Gem Drug Store. 2-7-4t
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Liquid Borozone is an efficient heal
ing remedy for human or animal
flesh. 1t mends a severe wound, sore.
cut or scratch in the shortest possible
time. Price, 30c, Coo and S1.20. Sold
by Little Gem Drug Store. 2-7-4t
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Belmont Cafe
PA Lane Street.

EI4 LHne DIretl-
Now serving choice meals prepared.
by professional cooks and served by
lady Mattresses. For good meal
try us. Try a bowl of our famous
chill. A. ]. Johnson, Mgr.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-10-23
BRING GIDEON
INTO SCANDAL
Second Baseman" Of Browns
Ordered to Appear Before
Grand Jury.
10 INDICTMENTS FOUND

Chicago. oct. as.--George Gedeon,
second baseman of the St. Louis
Browns, became the central figure in
the grand jury investigation into base
ball corruption today. Gedeon is on his
way here from California to testify be-
tore the grand jury Tuesday.
Tho name OF the st. Louis player has
been mentioned previously In connec-
said that he wagered and won on the
Cincinnati Reds In the 1919 worlds
series. Gedeon Is friend of Fred Nc
Mullin and Charles Rlsberg. White Sox
players who are under indictment.
Ban Johnson, president OF the Amer
lean league, Ia reported to have asked
tho Grand. jury TO hold up the voting
OF an Indictment OF Gcdeon that has
been prepared and to have sufnmohed
Gedeon to Chicago by long distance
telephone. Johnson is said to have
ment until Gedeon has chance to
testify.
Indictments against Hal Chase. for.
mer star first baseman OF the New
York Giants, Cincinnati Reds and other
clubs; Bill Burns, former White Sox
pitcher, and Abe Atteil, erstwhile
featherweight boxing champion, today
has brought the number OF Indictments
returned here TO thirteen. Eight White
Sox players and two alleged gamblers
were indicted several weeks ago. To
circumvent technicallty, however, new
indictments. were voted by the grand
Burns, Chase and A,tell charge conspIr-
acy TO commit an illegal act. Burns is
said to be In Texas. Chase In in Cali
forniA and Attell In Montreal. Can
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-10-23
HOT BATTLE DUE
AT CHAMBERLAIN
Chattanooga and Mercer Will
\ Provide Clash Between
Evenly Matched EIevens.
PLAY BEGINS AT 3 O'CLOCK

One OF the hardest fought football
games in the history OF Chamberlain
field IL expected this afternoon. when
sike Williams' Moccasins lock horns
with Josh Cody's Mercer Baptists,
starting at . o'clock.
According TO advance dope the two
eievens are very evenly matched and
imbued with an equal determination to
win. Even money was wagered on the
outcome OF the contest prior TO the
game. Neither Williams nor Cody was
ready to announce his exact lineup at
noon. both expecting to make eleventh.
hour changes.
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through, though his cousin, Chatterer
the Red Squirrel, who IL much smailers
could have slipped in~casilys. Happy ajacls
smiled and smiled. He could smell nuts
ana corn and other good things. my.
now good they did SMELL His eyes
shone greedily.
Happy Jack took one more hasty look
around to see that no one was looking,
and then, with his long. Sharp teeth,
ne began 70 make the doorway larger.
The wood was tough, but Happy Jack
worked with might ana main, for ne
wanted TO get those nuts ana get away
before Striped Chipmunk should return
or anyone else should happen along and
zee him. Soon the hole was big enough
for him 10 get his head inside. II was
a storehouse. sure enough. Happy Jack
worked harder than ever and soon the
hole was large enough for him 10 get
wholly inside. NJ NAA aSv@l~ kiiA Y
what sight, There ~as eofn ana
there were chestnuts and acornS ana a
few hickory nuts. though these did not
look 90 big and fat as the onesl Happy
Jack was looking for. Happy Jack
rhuckled to himself. n wicked, greedy
chucigie, as he looked. And then some-
thing happened.
'sOhi OIL stop I'll Leave me aionef"
yelled Happy Jack. ~
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