The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-07-01

maybe you think Charles isn't loadee
for bear.
s T. K.AwITTER. the West Ham
naond musician. has opened school OF
instruction in the piano and violin fol
the beneht OF the 90 children who gradu
ated from St. Andrews school last sun
/ day.
CITY CLERK Andy Stachowicz OF
West Hammond has his speech all ready
10 deliver at the mass meeting of North
SIders at the Wentworth school tonight
+ The folks viii learn some plan. Facts
about their city's hnancial condition.
PAINTERS are at work redecoratng
the interior of the court room of the
Hammond federal building. It VIII be
quite a surprise TO Judge Anderson 10
find the place all sllcked UP when he
comes again next fall.
FRED LASH. who runs the popular
restaurant on East Sibley street. has
only one objection TO day light saving
Many of his customers never switched
their dinner hour when the change was
made snd now thee come stringing III
all " mere ALOiH ~ 10 q NAbth
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j. X STINSON and Dave Boone with
their wives will leave tomorrow morning
for Mississippi to enjoy outing on
their farm The return date is un-
certain as Boone insists il will not be
until after they have devastated 40 acres
Of watermelons.
NAT LUDWIG went fshing few
days ago at Cedar lake. He was out in
the middle of it when a. cloud. or some
thing equally dampening, burst over
him. And there wastI." he said. IAN
insurance man. wet to -.le skin. and with
no rain insurance at all
WILLIAM swEITzER. ll9 williams
street Hammond. has been granted
two-weeks vacation BY the Standard
OIL company. Bill says he doesn't know
Just what to do with his vacation. but
hopes TO md some use for It before the
time is up.
J. J. HESS A Mason street. gave his
laundry ticket by mistake to Art Knight.
doorkeeper at the De Luxe theater. the
other evening. He got in the theater
all right. The trouble. came when he
tried TO collect his Laundry with the
movie ticket. He lat set mis-
laundry out.
ROY CcCOOL is willing to try any.
thing once. a friend suggested that
Roy buy nobby shirt with paper but
tons. The latest creation 1T was a
beautiful shirt until 1 got wet in a
rainstorm,' says Roy, and then the
buttons swelled to such an extent that
had TO use a knife to get the shirt
Of"
ROY J. GIBBONS. assistant city edi-
tor Of the Cleveland Press. here on a
visit finds it impossible to tear himself
away. Yesterday the young man realiz-
ing his vacation period was drawing
rapidly to a close wired his Office for
an extension. III be with YOU. Ham
mond. for a few days more" smiled the
CIevelander, as he re-read an answer
ing telegram received this morning.
CHARLES GREEN, 4 Warren street.
yesterday rode to work at the Lion
store. where he manages the basement
/ department. In the seat ahead was
the most trusting man I ever saw" saws
Green He was talking TO a friend and
said. I've got so much confidence in
my wife that I'll ride in our electric
sitting on the front seat. with nv <,ce
toward the rear. while she runs the
car If that isn't the height of corr
age don't know what is"
MRS ANNA LYNCH. proof reader on
mo 4lmes almost had heart failure
when she read proof on an ad tod.,,
stating that William Lynch would NOT
Dc responsible for any debts contracted
oy his wife. Her husbands name is
william and visions Of herself paving
Tor her own hats. shoes and ice crean,
SOFAS nearly broke her heart. But i+.s
all right now. The William I,vncb VIII,
struck for liberty lives at 1904 Elr,
street. Indiana Harbor.
ATTORNEY Phil Greenwald wonder
ed why his new Paige coupe Lnocl,od
when he drove it slow. He stonnad !,
a garage With him was a char,,ir,-
young woman. What ails the car" ~
asked the garage hand. The garage mar,
SAID the car was all right. but that
GreenWald tried to drive too sIor,,
Does he drive fast enough - asked tbo
garage man Of the young woman tIer
answer came quickly. I SHOULD s4v
MOTT" ~ "a I
+. l. WTMAN real estate dealer an,
gardener of 6S6 Holman street. bt,ed
man who styled himself as a lawn ,,.-
pert 10 care for his front ward ..-rho
'eiiow dug right in" says wvma5 "snd
started planting early in the spring T.
was wonderful the way it grew ,,..n.
away on a vacation and when ret,,rr
Gu l was amazed to see the garden ba5
switched places with the lawn Tho .o,,
pert whom I hired had planted lettuce
time" 'i'4S
ALBERT Z. GRIFFTTHs dep,,tv
prosecutor. tried hard TO shake off a
persistent real estate man from Chi
cago yesterday The chap wanted to
sell Grifiths home in a Chicago su-
nurb. As final argument the salesman
SAID. Your street car passes a slaugh-
ter house. rendering works soap
factory. a glue factory. A glucose plant
and a large flower garden. You can
read your paper and tell just where you
re without looking up" But GridRths