The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-10-25
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JUST oFF1IAND IL strikes ua that
THE aMASHING OF THOSE
WOMEN will prove quite a chorc for
Tony Luccro. Tony doesn't strike
one an at all up to cave-man stun.
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Hanna howl 10 for more taxes;
more axes OF mines; more taxes on
sheep: more taxes on yool; more
taxes on land, and more taxes on
everything except life insurance com
panies-why the distinction?"
--Afagdalena News.
You can CHASE us, brother!
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OF COURSE when you've acquired
almost a reverence for womanhood,
you still have some ieeway in the
matter OF the use Of a piece OF lead
pipe.
SELICMAN is hard to teach. He
told Curry stockmon about The
Harding Brothers. and made 'em
sore. Now he's trying to put over
the fifteen year : old : dollar = wheat
statement against Senator Harding.
Mistaklng Curry county farmers for
rubes may prove more costly v
than trying TO do to the people what
Ponzi promised.
Who Is James NJ. Cox?
The above question Is asked in ms
OF the brilliant advertisements issued
by Mr.. Seligman's press agent. The
advertisement doesn't answer the
question fully. leaving much to tho
imagination OF the uniformed.
We heard Senator Jones 8peak and
got no Information whatever about
Cox
Mr.. Hanna la strangely silent about
who he Is and more silent about what
he is.
So Is Woodrow the LIST.
That well known authority on rail.
road finance and movie shows, VIII
liam Gibbs McAdoo, doesn't seem to
know there Is such "a person, n
Secretary Baker still thinks Mr.. Will
son is running for president.
We have IL, however, on h au-
thority OF William Jennings Bryan, u
well known student OF the Who's Who
of democracy. that his Cox person 3
the party who assisted at the in
termcnt of MIR. Dryan's party heart;
that he Is Il protege OF n Ton Tag
CART end greatly admired by MIR.
Murphy Of Tammany hall; and that
further deponent sayeth not.
We gather from the senate COM
mlttee on campaign expenditures that
this CoN person IL given to exnggern-
ton.
II is learned indirectly from
sources outside the Now Mexico DEM
ocratic campaign organization, that
he is running on the democratic
ticket for president OF the United
States.
Il is given out by Mir. Cox himself,
that he Is the original bird of para
disc and that all competitors are
mere "Hoo!igans."
The inquiry, however, is not OF
great importance, as Sew York sport
| tNv ntralau ft,ttVa TIM .utahfnrN RfI tho
inquiry 10 be u bad short end OF an
S to l shot.
AMERICAN Politics." sagely
announces the Clovis Journal, lis the
process in which the feathers are re-
moved so we a sec what the bird
looks like"
This may account for the growing
resemblance OF the Hanna campaign
10 q picked chicken.
WHEN 1T CONES to picking birds
with removable pInmngc. leave II 10
that well known political fancler, A
Scligmnn.
GOOD GoVERHMENT TRIO"
.HEAR HANNA. LUCERo, PUT
NEY."
Thus Colonel Cuttings evening
amusement heralds tho Santa Fe mp
pearanee Of the limping triplets.
Mr.. Hanna on vague fears OF i'm
pending disaster Mt the polls.
hr. Putney In his well known
monologue OF the other fellows taxes,
Mr.. Lucero in his stupendous e
hibltion OF strength and manly cour.
age entitled THE SMASH1NG OF
THOSE WOMEN"
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THE department OF justice intends
to prevent repetition OF scandals oil
tho past at tho coming election IL
New Mexico
:, Santa 10 New Mexican.
Such, for instance, as holding bach
the rcturn from Eddy n Curry ane
Roosevelt counties for four .(t) days
Or hat little 1918 deal in Santa
fe county fusion?
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, Promotion Is u pleasant game;
It's eashing in on Bubbles,
But Chasing votes Is not the same,
When Chasing them for Hubbeilst
IN attacking a corporation FOR
political purposes a mere error %
five and a half million dollars Is u
| be overlooked as u mere detail. Hhu'
J republican women who tell the truth
are dangerous enemies of the pubii'
= welfare.
: AND ONCE MORE Mr.. Hanna
} which one OF the 81 varieties OF min
) taxation you a recommended
! would we get, should you be elacteS
governor?
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COL. Sellers is still silent on tina
pledge TO wreck the state. highwa!
20, emission and shut out the tourls
! from New Mexico.