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The Washington herald., 1920-05-09
Offer to Take Oath Fails
To Release Boston Man
(specinI 10 Washington HersId.)

Hagerstown, Nd, May s.-offer-
ing to swear on a stack OF Bibles
as high as a house" did not save
Charles Gals of Boston, Mass. from
being fined twenty-five dollars and
costs by Justice John H. Bitner in
the city court on the charge of ex-
cceding the automobile speed limit
of thirty-five miles an hour.
Traffic Onicer Burger arrested
Gals and said his speedometer
showed Gals was running forty
eight miles an hour. Gals offered to
swear on a pile of Bibles, but later
that his speedometer was
not working.
The Washington herald., 1920-05-09
Attend cuIpeper Conference.

warrenton, Va, May S.-Mrs.
william Chinn. Mrs. Louisa Will
hanson. Mrs. w. G. Trow, Mrs. John
Thomas and Miss Helen walraven
were delegates from the missionary
societies OF the Presbyterian Church
here to the Presbyterial held In Cub
pepper this week.
The Washington herald., 1920-05-09
Soft Shell Crabs Late.

CrisfieId. Md. May S.-Soft shell
crabs arc being brought here from
the Rsppshsnnock and Great W.T.
comico Rivers and are bringing sl.7s
per dozen. Dealers are of the opln-
ion that the local catch will start
unusually late.
The Washington herald., 1920-05-09
Why Washington Should Be Happy.

protest Representative Davis of Tennessee against
industrial for Washington has duly
Congress.
Mr.. Davis. his analysis of the beset
Capital obsessed with
the idea that the the Federal
their special benefit Indeed he described sowngy
the modest the cheap lighting
that Representative Banton, of
his failure understand why rich
in the United States did flock here Then the gentleman
Tennessee revealed the purpose of his forensic
Said he "One for my things be
brought the attention of manufacturing establishments
being done, that will be the reuhey will flock great
numbers"
Forthwith he would halt further pictures
Washington actually and crtse the Chamber
and the Board of Trade for spreading the glad tdngs
One of nationally known captains industry when urged
public life remarked principal disease of the
national body polite Congress keep far
from possible possibility that others the
world share the opinion thus accounting
failure to flock.
OF if Congress permits enjoy all of these ad
vantages Congress alone blame Yet our
trade bodies it, enjoying all these uneaned boons they
strained acquant others of their display will
lawmakers.
tons will bring undesirable enterprises Washington; for we
feel their members Representative Davis are proud of the
Nations Capital and will cooperate with him
Lady Asor is finding sentiment nor even
ehaly in practical politics and few who will place
|a small wager she's step ahead of her critics
Well the Women's City Club declines to patch old clothes
thereby preserving the cherished feminine right to buy as
new gowns as the family treasury will stand
Inc Democrats might be interested troubles of the
they could forget about the beees peerless leader and
|Cov Edwards. E. -
If word Of the American Forestry Association
the chap who advocates hats has head of the
material ~ same
begins to look though Mexico will NOT need !,
election Still we prefer to Presidents the old
important decision Of the District Rem,
|ihe landlord and not the tenants be put out
The o7o Presidential race is interesting watch if we
|Dnly could tell just who in front
To pay the Scent fares give street car companies
tokens, but of esteem. =
The Washington herald., 1920-05-09
Elect Falconer Commissioner.

Frederick. Md, May s.--willism
Z. Falconer was elected commits
Isioner Of New Market for term Of
fiye years.
The Washington herald., 1920-05-09

In the latest important decision of the District
tbe landlord and not the tenants be put out
The Washington herald., 1920-05-09

The Io7o Presidential is interesting one to watch
MY could tell just who there in 'front.'
The Washington herald., 1920-05-09

1t begins to look just though Mexico will not need
rational election Still prefer Presidents in the old
The Washington herald., 1920-05-09

To pay the Scent fares street car companies
tokens, but of esteem -
The Washington herald., 1920-05-09

The Democrats might be the troubles of the
O. they could forget about ber peerless leader and
Gov Edwards.
The Washington herald., 1920-05-09

Well the Womens City Club to batch old clotbe,
thereby preserving the cherished feminine right to buv . -
new gowns as the family treasury will stand.
The Washington herald., 1920-05-09

If we accept the word of the Forestry Association
material
The Washington herald., 1920-05-09

Hotels and newsstands in New
York City where The Washington
Herald is on sale:
The Washington herald., 1920-05-09

Lady Astor finding there sentiment nor eve
chay in practical politics yet there are few who vii, MA,
a small wager she's step ahead her critics
The Washington herald., 1920-05-09

We city dwellers have been fed
up by movies and novelists with
out there in the great pure coun-
tryside'' stuff. All wickedness is
traced to the cities, and especially
New York. Hiddens away this week
in a corner of the New York news
papers reserved for readers who en-
Joy statistics was a 1aconic para
graph which throws a disconcerting
light on a tenderly cherished theory.
Chorus Girls Keep Out of Crime
List" observes the head writer.
Farmers the Worst Cut-Ups," he
playfully adds. And then follows
this Illuminating subhead: mo
manicurists, artists models. or show
girls on Secretary Hugo's record of
arrests for 1919. But the homely.
homespun farmer wallowed in crime
to the tune of 237 horrible exam
PIES"
Current writer's of six best sellers,
movie scenarios and Broadway
b'gosh dramas should heed this ar
ray of facts. Surely even the out
of-town buyer is wearying of plots
proceeding on the assumption that,
since God made the country and man
made the town, the latter region
has the monopoly of the seven dead
ly sins, and the former breeds moth
ing but sweetness and light. The
real; fiction writer's were too wise
for this theory.
When Thomas Hardy wrote a ru-
raj novel he made 1t the back
ground for murder. seduction and
suicide. and then with Characteristic
irony, borrowed line from Gray's
sentimental 'Elegy" and called II
Far From the Madding Crowd" La
Terre. which was Zola's private im-
preston of country life. is also far
from refreshing. love the farmers.
I was born among them. But I also
like the city slicker, Gosh ding him!
And there Is sort of poetic justice
in this assurance that feet can be-
have with decorum even II they
tread on asphalt instead of daisy
fields.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12
BRENNAN

BRENNAN, Texas, June 10.--Sunday
school was good. The lesson was
reviewed by Supt and remarks were
made by Rev. /. S. Newson at Mt
Rose Baptist church. Sunday school
was good at all of the churches.
Rev. L. Secret conducted services
at Independence. Rev. !. s. New
some preached the Missionary ser
mon at Mt Rose Sunday. Rev.
Rhone preached at Little Zion Sun
day. Mrs. T. E. Patrick entertained
the Lydia Band Thursday night;
subject, Psalms LIST Chapter Re
freshments were served.
Miss Alma Herd of Dallas is in
the city the guest of the Shealey
family. Miss Lucy Hughes returned
to the city today, after pleasant
visit to Houston with relatives. Born
TO Mr.. and Mrs. Columbus Waller
Friday night a fine boy. Both faith
er and mother are delighted, Madams
e. A Ford and Rosetta Ellis arc
improving. Mr. Will Cheatham took
a flying trip to Beeville Sunday
night. Mrs. Henry Mayes is on the
sick list Mr.. James Shepherd has
opened a fine 4, first-class cafe on
Busy street--Polite treatment. Miss
Lillian Matthews and other inmates
are enjoying their new home. Mrs
j. X. Shearley is a constant reader
of the Express and p. NJ. P. Please
have your money ready subscriber.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12
TEMPLE

Temple, Texas, June 1O.-After a
long illness. Mrs. Willie Mae Gall
oway died Wednesday night. Funeral
services were held from Eighth
Street Baptist church. Good install
lation services were had at Mt. Zion
Baptist church last week. The new
Pastor, Rev. Robt w. Wells, was
installed. The services closed Sun
day afternoon with a splendid pro-
gram. Speakers on the occasion
were Prof. e. D. Huff, Judge NJ. S
Lemly (white), DR.. r. T. Wise and
Rev. W. Marcus Taylor. Music was
furnished by the High School Band
and Miss e. c. Lequey's quartette.
Mrs. Katy Wiley of Cleburne is Wis
ting her parents Mr.. and Mrs. G..
Rosetta. Miss Helen K Hall and
Mr.. Johnny Johnson were quietly
married at the groom's home last
Tuesday. Rev. L. NJ. Sanders offici-
ated. They left Immediately for
Waco, Dallas and Marlin to spend
their honeymoon. Mrs. Thomas War
rem, and son, Ollie, returned from
Albuquerque, N. NJ, bringing with
them their sister Miss Bertha War
rem, and her daughter Mrs. Warren
is very ill. Mrs. B. Foster has re-
turned home from Dallas, and is
doing nicely. Miss Pauline Hornsby
returned home from Quindaro, Kan.
where she finished a course in mil
linery from the Western University
Miss Pearl Bean is sick. Mr.. Ed.
ward Blair, his two sons, Mr.. anG
Mr.. J. T. King motored to Waco
and returned last Sunday.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12
FORNEY

Forney, Texas June 10.-Sunday
school was good at all the church.
Rev. Nelson held the quarterly con-
ference for Presiding Elder VIM
at the A. M. e. church. Mr.. Tommie
Ross who died in st. Joseph, Mo-,
was buried here Sunday. The fun
eral was attended by Rev. s. H.
Haynes at the home of Mr.. and Mrs.
Ross. Mrs. Alex and Mrs. Durr of
Athens were here TO the funeral of
their relative. Do not forget the
rally at Allen Chapel A. M. E. church
the second Sunday in June. The
motto is $4,000.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12

Ladies and Men, Stop Working
for others. Stay out of the white
peoples cook kitchen and stop work
ing at hard labor. Do you want to
earn ($3,500 to $4,000 per year.
Own nice home and have a auto
mobile and have other people work
ing for you. This is sure o. X,
goes out with a guarantee. Send
(10c) for particular none free,
Northridge Specially Salesman.
Department z.
dallas. Texas.
6-12-4t
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12
Some Y!eWns In FeXaS


preached at the A. M. L. church Sum
day night. He is Kaufman product
Hon. w. r. Rogers has returned from
the recent Republican convention
at San Antonio. Kaufman must have
a cemetary at once, See the col.
lectors.
The Dallas Express on sale at ].
NJ ,Moores barbershop every Sat
urday. Let us have one hundred
readers of the Express. 1t is worthy.
Give me your news early to insure
Writeup.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12
HAYES ARRIVES IN ENGLAND

ASSOCIATED Negro Press.)
London, Engla. d, June 10.-Roland
w. Hayes, the noted .eSro tenor ar
rived here last Saturday from the
United States. Mr.. Hayes has out
lined a concert tour of the British,
France, Belgium, $taly Spain and
portion of Africa. He expects to
make an extensive study of the
of Negro music while in Africa.
He will be absent from America about
two years.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12
Tulsa


Tulsa, Okla, June 3.-Financial
Campaign for Colored Y. NJ C. A.
on Sunday May Is. Mayor II. D..
Evans addressed the Mass meeting
at Dreamland Theatre, opening the
10 days Financial Campaign to raise
$3,01200 for 1 years budget for Y.
M. C. A. work among Colored men
and boys of Tulsa. Men in every
walk of life volunteered their SER
vices to work in the drive for funds.
The Campaign will more than go
over the top, and Tulsa will be the
first City in Oklahoma to establish
the work among Colored men and
boys. Mr.. ]. H. Goodwin, a we'll
known business man, is manager
of the campaign, assisted by Prof.
J. w. Hughes, Treasurer, Prof. ].
r. Garrett, Secretary and 20 Team
Captains.
S. D. HOOKER, Reporter.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12

VIII promote a full growth of
beautiful hair. one treatment will start
your hair to growing, II you have
dandruff. letter or any disease of
the scalp. send for a full treatment.
My Dandruff Remedy never fails
to cure Dandrufr or letter no mat
ter how long standing.
II you nave q tight stub
born scalp circular is sent with each
treatment with full information tell
ing you just how to make your scalp
loose and flexible SO the hair will
grow.
Course, taught, Diplomas given
through mail.
Hair Culture $40.
Dyeing and Bleaching
Hot OIL Treatment
Beauty Culture
ManicurinR.
Growing OIL so cents.
Dandruff Remedy so cents
Pressing OIL 80 cents.
Temple Oil so cents
Soap 10 to 25 cents.
Agents wanted
NINE. LUELLA McDANIELs,
1902 e. Morse ST..
Greenville. Texas.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12
GREAT SECRETS.

Roots, herbs loadstones. magnetic
sand, magic secret books. black arts,
witchcraftine. formulas for making
hair growers. complexion powders,
magic mirrors, magic gazing, crys-
tails, fortune telling cards. Write in
closing so cents for Herb Doctor
Book Of Recipes.
X. WESTEk, i2-20-4t
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12

G. U. o. Of Knights Of Shep-
herd wants one thousand Il ,0O0)
or more deputies to organize and
set up local lodges in every
State Of the U. S. Deputies both
men and women are making one
hundred ($100.00) dollars to
one hundred and fifty ($15O.0O
dollars) per month. Experience
not necessary, we will teach you
free.
We are represented In fifteen
(15) states. giving thousands Of
men and women work to do in
each state. We guarantee you
steady employment and regular
pay. For District Deputyship to
set up lodge anywhere in o. s..
write Sir L. w. Davis, S. G. c.,
No. 1906 Michigan avenue. Kan
sas City, Mo. Enclose 2 cent
stamps for speedy reply.
1-31-St
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12
KAUFMAN

Kaufman, Texas, June 10.-Rev.
Henry Burleigh and wife of Dallas
visited here recently. Hon. A. S.
Wells, d. G. c., visited the Pythians
ON the 31st. Rev. II. ]. l. Norwood.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12

Confectionery or Drug Store LO-
cation in Fort Worth. All equipped
for confectionery. handsome soda
fountain and fixtures. best Colored
location in Texas, owner averaging
one hundred dollars daily. reason for
selling, poor health. reasonable rent
good lease, act quick. see Grosman
Fountain Co.. Dallas.
zoo A.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12
5-29-4t

Wood b Edwards tetson mats, ladies
hats cleaned and reblocked. Wood
& EdWarda Hat Factory. 421 South
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12
CLASSIFIED aADS."

For Sale.-Eight shining chairs,
including brushes and pans. Can be
seen at 1928 1-2 Elm street.
6-5-1t
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12
THE WONDERFUL HAIR DRESSER AND
GROWER

One thousand agents
wanted - Good
money
made. We want agents
in every city and vii
lage to sell THE
STAR HAIR GROW
Err. This is a wonder
ful preparation. Can
be used with or with
out Strengthening irons
Sells for 25c per
box-one Csc box
will prove its value.
Any person that will
use a Csc box will be
convinced. No matter
what has failed to
grow your hair just
give TIL Il STAR
III AIR GROWER a
trial and be convinced
Send Csc for full size
box. II you wish to
be agent send $1.00
and we will send you
a full supply that you
can begin work with
it at once; also
agents terms. Send
all money by money
order 70
THE STAR HAIR
GROWER MANU-
FACTURERS
Box 812, Greensboro,
N. ..
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12

Wanted-To know the where
abouts of Nelson and Adam Powell.
When last heard from were in
Chicago, Ill. Send any information
to their father, Henry Powell, 2715
Main street, Dallas, Texas. 6-5-1t
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12

Several Good Cars.-On easy
terms, small cash payment, balance
monthly. Southland Garage, I'LL
Commerce Street. 5-22-4t
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12

Moved from 817 N. Central to 1925
Hall street, corner Munger Avenue.
Good meals, short orders. ice cream
and cold drinks. Polite attention
given.
ROBERT JOHNSON. Prop.
11-15-5t
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12

ONLY NEGRO PRESIDENT OF
FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY IN
COUNTRY PAYS ''EXPRESS" A
VISIT.
Hon. A. X. Leonard, president of
the Western Mutual Fire Insurance
Company of San Antonio, Texas,
spent the week in Dallas in the in
terest of his company. He came
paid a claim on account of fire.
He is travelling over Texas, ap-
pointing agents for his company.
The Western Mutual Fire Insurance
company has over 100 agents in
Texas and has written over $780,
10000 worth of insurance this year.
The Dallas express. [volume] (Dallas, Tex.) 1893-1970, 1920-06-12
.JohnsOn'S Cafe

Box 131. Montgomery. Ala.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-01-20
gUIlDING ANp cONIRACIlhh

FAaas C1aG o.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-01-20

FOl 4 RnOM MODERN aDa-tmtnt al Wei Ssyen-
tserih street. SO cartaksr or call al second
apartment west side
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-01-20
FINANCIAL
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES.

lNN'EN II. Y,l. ul Ibfcc yrsa pAGl,r. MI.
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position fH rm~NrHI field H-NN care World
bHINRNNT II. vIr. we lrsr ease. Jbgap vat
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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-01-20
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT

OFFIctS ssO ptsN F0IN Z
fUR HfNf Yer Icslau.r N4uU.. sf
25I5O ras'nlnle rent AnY4 U.4 f.s- A
10 Wc.' Finn
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-01-20
REAL ESTATE FOR RENT


FARMS FOR RENT "a
FARM FuR WNT acre. o. ln -iIi.afinn: ~
ll pasture. tEo-rpln house Ul1e miles southwest
n Tulsa. 5000 cash. address Box 1873. Re1
F1Fa Oaa
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-01-20

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tr o. lNJ oub tan ua.I m an 81 sI' Worm
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-01-20

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b.s 10 ods ~ ts1 gru'rfn, lh'ne '.'t'
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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-01-20

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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-01-20
BOARD AND ROOMS

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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-01-20
WANtED 10 RENI

WANTED Five or sin -uHw fTU.H.' rs MN
nishsd huiHc o. apartment uia sfar W-.-t
side Or Alape Ridge preferred UaE $685.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1920-04-23
Little Benny
Note Book
BY LEE PAPE.
BY LEE PAPE.

/ was laying on the setting room floor
looking up at the ceiling and asking pop
questions sutch as witch makes the most
panefll sting, bee or a wasp. and
weather their stings bert more wen they
are mad than wat they do wen they are
Jest singing in fun, and weather mum
keys scratch themselves for the exerize
or weather they RELY feel like scratching,
and pop was trying to reed the spoarting
page and anser the questions at the same
time and looking unsatistied about it, and
| sed, Pop!
Wat, zee gods and little fishes, wat,
wat: sed pop.
Would it take long 10 count up to a
mllions | sed
| Count up to one and sec and give me
little pece, for the love of Mike, scd pop.
Nich thawt for a vile, and then |
| sed, Will you give me ) sents if | do, pop?
| Do wat, confouwnd it! sed pop, and
| scd, Count up to a million.
Yes. YOU bet. Ill give YOU a dime ii
YOU do, go over there in the corner out
Of my site and try it and come back and
| et me know wen you're throo, sed pop.
Yes sir sed And | went and sat in
| the corner and started to count loud as
enything |, ,, 3, 4, 5, 6, I, s, g. 10.
Hay, hay, wat are you doing? sed pop
and | sed, Counting up to million you
told me to.
| ment count to yourself, not at the
top of your voice. hang it, sed pop, ana
| sed, Well gosh G, pop, half to count
out loud or III forget wat number I'm VI
to, II, Il, Il, II, 10.
Halt stop, zee gods, III take the vii
for the deed, heers the dime, go out ant
| disspate with it, for Petcs sake, sed pop
Wich | did, gong to the movies witt
/ Pubs Simkins and Leroy Shooster.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1920-04-23
TABBY AN ASSET.

During the first three days of the fur
auction in New York city this week
s. PSI 900 worth of fms were sold Sea
otter skins were the feature of the third
days selling and brought from 81 ,025 to
81 1900 each. Another item was the sale
Of $4,000 catskins The price of these is
not mentioned but the sale of such
quantity shows market for catskins is
history of Tabby, the faithful old family
cat
'The old cat" and kittens" have long
been a family problem. Many boy has
been called upon to dispose of these en-
cumbranccs of well regulated home
where familiarity has bred a certain con-
tempt tempered with the humane spirit
of mother and the babies This may all
be changed and old Tabby be considered
real asset
Belgian hares have become quite fad
| 'ut it is doubtful if they are as profitable
as cat Just think what a promising
business venture cat raising may become
| Tabby is sure to bring two families o
little Tabbies of various shades anC
pedigrees yearly and may be called gooC
for at least eight kittens per annum. Al
low that only half of them are of TIL
gender to ensure further families of it'll
Tables and you have for the first yea
Old Tabby, four Miss Tables and fou
Of the male variety good for the fur market
for the second year you have Old Tabby
} four lady Tables, sixteen Miss Table
, land sixteen gentleman Tables for tn