The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-29
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WrtstNu To-day by REX Reywasss
Hitchcock says Wood hackers
spent $4,000 60 carry New Jersey
LII old Jersey has way 81 demand
Ing high rigurcs-cven In likker per.
centarc.
"ko,chsk Shot by Offie~~,- says
HEADLINE Wei. that scttlr~ that
point We thought II WA = town.
81 Patrick drove the snakes out Of
Ireland. 'ru~yfoot" johnson vows
he'll do tho same thing for England.
And now Cnrranza has destroyed
all Mexican precedent Iio war ~
ported dead and--to dato--ho has
OwLIsH OSWALD SAYS
IT'S not ~. The modern riri do~r
know something about housekeeping
siur knows Il should be kept ~ darn
NJ ps-siblc tho evening tho young
man calls.
Wonder n the author Of give us
this day our daily bread" knew any.
thing about bakery strikes and low
wages.
According In the news sheet.
Crowds jam into Spokane store for
it-cent sugar" And that's about the
only kind OF jam we've been getting
since eugar went up.
It's casy enough 20 be cheerful
Whcn chance proeiAims you =
winn~r;
BotlA ever 20 broke
With your timrpicce In soak
To pay for . hungry DANES dinnSv'
It's svcrr~d that married men are
the Salt OF the earth. Maybe 40. But
It's the bachelors who furnish the
Pepper.
MERELY WAITING
Most every day we eagerly p~ruse
tho papers and ind that ilto~ya soon
viii iose their plac. upon the streets
But II seems that everrnorr We grab
that same old door and scuff up our
new shoes.
A lady told ua she passed a windy
corner today. where a policeman left
his sign at Go" for 10 minutes.
Grandpothev Had Thrvr Rs
Rnaxiin'
1sltin'
'Itithnsrtkr
Granddaughter Also Has Three RIA:
Ri~h
ltArr
lta~y
Money makes tho world 70
'roundT" No monopoly there. Were
acquainted with mooushina whisky
that's got IN. ane power.
Soap manufacturers advance Gen.
Wood half million b~rrs~. which
may portrnd either a Clean campaign
or Slippery going.
OMAR JUNIOR
One ny rrsd II Presidential stands
And sought Familiar faces In uho~s
Bau<AR:
And thcn my face liz sp-I was
eWr~~s,
Tho D~nerrAis nd Dryan on thcr
Contrary to former notions. IT'S a
popular woman nowadays who can
drive a man TO drink.
Once Thwe Wa . younx Thing
Who WA prv~entevi with q shirt
waist And Il hsd high nevk And
tlsr si~rv~~ rv~shod the elbows And
you oculfn't ~e thru L. 80 she
thrrw Il away.
Now -pusryfoot- GOES to Denver
To talk on July four.
The town IN dry. tho air In dry.
How can he ask for morcY
They say job had quite a supply
Of patience. And he KEEP; II because
In thos. days goods didn't block the
traffic with that arm In arm forma
ton.
Gratis advice: II you would keen
your golfer friend. don't call him
odd topper"
wor.a~x 10 g. -x~Lt. xt.x
his mind from tn. driving Of hi,
twin six long enough 10 think OF
those days when unreasonable wo
men expected him to get up and give
them his scat in the street car?
THOSE PLUTOCRATS
Wives OF rich men oft remind US
An We look up from our toll.
That they all don't tote Refinement
Tho they've made their pilo in OIL
Mo<h- E~<s rNthrv po-ved wher
she figures the interest on THAI par
Of potaio-s Mrs. Smith borrowed two
winters ago. and didn't pay back.
CARBON COPIES
7 would be 30 much Obliged n
you'd take care OF little Horatio thl,
afternoon. l must attend to tina,
shopping
All. we'll Even II the laps do buy