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The remains OF Walter Kapes were
taken In charge by the Alpha Legion
Post and with the assistance OF the
Crystal Falls Post every attention
was given him that could be given.
The remains were left at the un-
dertaking parlors until Wednesday
afternoon when the funeral was held
from the Catholic church. II was not
certain whether the man was Ro-
man or Greek Catholic but Father
Kunes gave him the benefit OF the
doubt and extended 10 him every IA
cility OF his church, an act that was
highly appreciated by the Legion
boys.
There was fine turnout. the two
Legion Posts uniting under the dir
ection OF Commander Burridge OF the
Louis Bowman Post Every one OF
the Alpha boys who could possibly
set away were on hand and large
number OF Crystal Falls boys. with
the bugler and airing squad, were in
the line.
The remains were inferred in the
Legion LOT in the Crystal Falls ceme-
terry. This lot was purchased by the
Louis Bowman Post for the burial
therein of soldiers who have no rel
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BOARD or SUPERVISORS
Continued from page !

for County Road Commissioner and
on motion made and supported Mr..
Prank J. Smith was elected County
Road Commissioner for the term of
six years.
Moved by supervisor Neeiy. and
supported hy supervisor Coun{han
that a committee of ;wo be appointed
10 investigate the question q addi-
tionAl help In the County Cierk's Of
zee. and report Sis findings az the
nsx; meeting. with the provision
thas additional help be provided Tor
tAts mouth
Moaor carried
On motion the Board ats0arned an
ga December iIth. 1880. al aine o.
clock IN TIE forsnooa.
J. r UdE. John Wall.
Chztrm1ln Clerk
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S0&.ll @saya A~,e a 1s If
for HxAes Pesabk s,.shry ss Ls.~ea Psssak Hrn

no paste there. k's a new wrinkle
in cigarette making-and Spur
owns il all. You'll discover that
crimping means easier drawing.
slower burning. better taste.
Spur is a well-dressed cigarette
the rich-looking. brown and sill
YER package of twenty, with lis
threefold wrapping, suggests good
taste as plain as day.
Ring out the old. ring in the
new. Start fresh with Spur.
LceErr & MYKRs ToRAooo Co
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Na a Ssnsr wr. shs Nrw
sM~1a-rr1sAra IA. Nree zke
a.. -N~s- ii n Ct a sAlf
~ ~ rnnir@4n -4k-1~s~t
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SWELL, I'll Be
Switched

exclaimed the chap who had just
heard the why and wherefore of
Spur Cigarettes. Ii didn't take him
long to say. "switch me to Spurs :
Notice that good old-time tobacco
taste in Spurs. Trace il down and
you viii find il comes from the
blend of choice Turkish, fine
Burley, and other homegrown to-
haccos. Rich-refreshing
Finger Spur. It's fat and full
rolled. Notc the crimPed scam
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20 prove that no dinerence exists be-
tween he voice cf the Erirr artis
and rs RECREATION hy sAs Nev
ha-soa- The musicAliy cultured x
crys,ai Falls we're Invited io nss
lndgeneat No test cozl6 have hesz
Elore exaesinE.
Marie RaBsosG made canpariseS
amer conparisoE- Jan Rcoeris also
Elade tests Eifh bis violin TIE Exs-
utea Andienee rrse9 vni-.iy Is caich
ci1erenre between the crirf-1g ren-
ditaol and SIS RECREATION ~ tha
NsE E&isca- No one co1ld tel one
from the ether.
j wAs q triumph whole ard cor
Plete Tor TIE New Ezison.
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ing a job in the mine.

When the call for soldiers came he
entered the army and when mustered
out he returned 10 Alpha and TO his
Job. His good habits are testified TO
by the fact that he had accumulated
about si,7oo. saved from his labor
which he had on deposit in the banks
OF the community. SO far as known
he has no relatives In this country,
A brother who enlisted In the army
cannot be found.
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Mrs. Claude =. Roschon and child
rem OF Alpha. visited relatives in the
city the fore part OF the week
Florence Mining News
Mrs. c. l. Reed and daughter. Do
na. visited AZ Alpha on Monday.
Mrs. William Thorpe. of Alpha. Wis
tied here on wednesday.-Min
Miss Olive Jackson. left this week
for Big Rapids where she will enroll
for a business course al Ferris In
stitnte.--Iron River-SeambAngh Re
porter.
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test Caul NJ. Baisoa kasE /. vssk
Do 80. he rer1saea hss vork as -
finished
Ask so1s cae Who u1s Trsserf >
tAe ccscsrz- Learn fAe traaFirf
tr-tA TAea caEas In and iss - -"
A PersanhlaF - y@a
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The NEW EDISON
-n~ PAsaeSrapA VIVA s.ur-

1Ae izssrlzs-t Esss in TIE tone
srsz - 1hs ravulKr uo1el whseA ssl,s
iof s-fA i is Al Sxaes tuplsasse a
Ne Lsnao-zso-y Mossl xAsrN M IA
tsc1 psrferoe1 Afser Epe.6nr Ta-.
Ail-as1 noAiArs "a eHseramtntk
I'4t AeN E1Asan A1r1,s ot AN rAo-.-.
rr1Ehs ts cHgaAae o. snztns-lrr .a.s.
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The Ladies' Aid OF the NJ. f. Church
will give Bazaar and Chicken Pie
supper, in the Porter School next
Wednesday evening.
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Mrs. and Miss Trolore OF Ishpem-
ing were guests at the Brown home
over the Thanksgiving holiday.
Rev. Bickford will preach at the
Porter school on Sunday evening.
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MIR. B. Baer
COMMENT.

She's over. and the Presidency remains in
America. Exclusive statements by the weejee
Cable Company:
viii Hays: We've got enough money left over
to elpct another President.
Bill Bryan: I am surprised. I did not think
the Democrats could lose without my efforts.
Governor Hughes: I have never collected that
Presidential days wages yet.
Harding: 1 knew the best man would win II
won.
Cox: would demand a recount IL there was
anything to count.
Wilson: The light Chinese vote was astonish.
ing. Mr.. Harding gets the goodwill and fix
lures, although ! am the man who built up the
business. The Democrats should have nomi-
mated Humpty Dumpty this election. HS could
have done the same thing as Governor Cox.
The League of Nations was overwritten. II con
taincd twonty-six articies--which are too many
epitaphs for one tombstone.
Joe Cannon: ! deny that I am one eighth pro-
hibitonist, Thee is a whispering campaign
being conducted by, New York bartenders and
their customers.
Mrs. Bimbo voted for Mr. Hard ng. I hope
his wife doesn't get Jealous. This Is the first
home stewed to the drums Women are
lending a refining Influence to election riots.
Mr. Bimbo: We used to vote in saloons and
never counted the votes until the election Judges
saw double. Now we vote In schoolhouses, and
there amt nothing In the inkwells but blots.
IF women want to stand up and vote, let's
hold the next election in the subway.
Patricia Bmbo Mamma is Republican.
Papa is Democrat except on Election Day.
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A QUESTION OF TERMS.

1t seems that some Of the fans are
becoming confused with tho use of
mollycoddle and cake eater. Cake
eaters are good scouts. got . won
derful soul and would give any OF
their friends the coat off their back.
II they owned II. They are never
angry. only get angry when the police
catches them for porking or when one
of Miss Van Wrinkles angels tells
them to move up to the next corner.
They never have money, because IL
they did the entire crowd would be
eating some hot cakes at Childs. A
mollycoddle il one OF these things
that parades up and down F street.
IL afraid to stop for fear q cop will
get him. Spends all his salary on a
neat suit. red tie and patent leather
slippers, eats at the willard with a
girl. at q ham-and when alone. Goes
to the movies when dad sends him a
cheque and maybe sometimes stops
on F street to light that new cent
cigar he bought with that cheQue
from dad. Nice boy. pleasant to talk
to when you haven't anything to do:
as honest as can be: wouldn't steal
a thing II any one was looking; goes
to Sunday school in the morning and
shoots crap in the night when alone.
Z. NJ. O'a
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Beatrice Fairfax
Advice.
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:

DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
l am just twenty years old and have lived
here all my life with the exception OF three
years In che army. and this is the first time
that | have heard of a girl like Helen, and
want to congratulate her. Even though l
am only twenty, am regular old
bachelor because haven't got girl
friends. 7 haven't tried to get one either, be-
cause they all (wel won't say ALL, want a
fellow for every night in the week and TO
spend a lot Of money on.them and don't ap-
prove OF that. A girl like Helen" who does
not permit hugging and kissing is the kind
Of girl want. II ever do run across a girl
like, that she would be treated with respect.
and that can be done without hugging and
kissing and spending a lot OF money. What
like is true friendship with one girl and not
running around with a different girl every
night.
have not had a girl since l got back from
France, but certainly would like to run
across one like Helen" CHARLIE.
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Well, a Change Has Come
Hope for the Best Now. II Cant BE WORSE.

The country has seen an. end of the Wisonan kind Of
National and end Of the danger expressed
the words, 1.-THE League of Nations" '.i>
Many Democrats voted for Harding not voting against
the DEMOCRATIC party for 1t had existence in this
National campaign, but AGAINST The WILSON PARTY
Of rule against the peculiar autocracy that chung
to Government and the exercise Of absolute power even
when the individual embodying the power was invalid
whom ordinarily conscientious doctor would forbid
to responsibility for his personal affairs
The time has gone by for any bitter comment concern
ing asas that have robbed this country for years under
the guse of patriotism, deceivng incompetent conceted
fools that have allowed the robbery to 60 on.
The proposition now is to make up for the billions
wasted and stolen concentrate the United States and its
needs notify Europe that when she fights hereafter she
will fight at her expense with her men and pay her
own bills
What is needed four intensive years of American
Government to make for good many years Of Govern
ment that cannot well be described politely or with due
regard to the feelings of man who is not well.
. We need to protect this country against national
spsndthf system that threatened bankruptcy the worst
kind Of hard times
We need to plan carefully against the lack of employ
mant that threatens be done by planning public
works long neglected pushing them through with energy
under the direction of competent army engineers like those
that built the Panama Canal without waste without theft
without disease.
Consider the efficiency Of army officers who spent from
two three hundred millions Of the pubcs money, and in
reCun gave 10 tnls naIOn ana the country ne
Panama Canal Then consider the gang Of
patriots from the financial sums of Wall street. that
spent aircraft waste and thevery ELEVEN HUNDRED
MILLION DOLLARS OF THE PUBLIC MONEY and gave
to the United States NOT ONE single fighting, flying
chine for use in time Of war.
-Four times much it cost to build the Panama Canal
spent and not single fighting flying machine produced to
show for it. That tells you what kind Of Administration
you have been having tells you what Government
expect it is fool enough that honest patriots
hidden in the sums of finance. It shows you how sadly
this country is in need of change of Government.
for the best
In any case 1T COULD NOT BE WORSE Be grateful
for that.
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be granted there shall be no
discriminaticn against voters
because of color.
II am informed" he says,
that the colored residents of
Washington are held up as
bugaboos by some Of the op-
ponents of suffrage. The
colored men and women of
the District of Columbia are
both mentally and morally far
ahead of the peoples of some
of the countries of the old
world that were liberated
from autocracy by American
bullets and bayonets, and now
enjoy some form of suffrage.
I cannot understand why the
people of Washington have so
long been denied the voting
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-03
THEY "LIsrEN IN.-
DEAR BEATRICE FAIRFAX:


Every time a fellow comes to me my
mother or father listen in on me. Why Is 1t?
They like the young men who call on me very
much. And when my mail comes, the letters
always opened by either my mother or
father.
I am always afraid OF saying something
out OF the way, and in fear OF my parents
hearing II. or course I am not in the habit
Of saying things like that.
Please advises me what to do concerning
the listening in" and Opening OF letters"
JULIA u. S.
Father and mother are not showing the best
discretion in the world II seems as u IL is up
to you to solve this problem. or course, every
father and mother are anxious to meet the
friends OF their daughter, both girls and boys
And every daughter should be just as anxious
to have the mother and father meet and wei.
come her friends to tho hom-.
Could you not mention TO them. In q diplo-
matte way, that II Is embarrassing for both you
and the young man to have them listen In.
and tell them that you want them to meet
every boy who calls you.
As for the opening OF your mail no one. not
even father or mother. has the right to do
this This IL rather a delicate subject to be
handled. You might suggest to them that you
would like this pleasure yourself and then az
a reward OF their trustfulness, turn tho letter
over to them to read after you have read II first.
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Once-Overs
Copyright 1920 international Feature Service, Inc.
MIX MORE THAN YOU DO.
BY J. J. MUNDY.

BY j. J. MUNDY.
possible, old sticking
little much for good?
That Isl isn't 1t really for minge
would have them learn about ability
capablity and thus increase your success?
worsday life tho whom would like have know
accomplishments have Of meeting.
how will learn know
think aiaion with lodges club membership and things
this foolish but the connecting link the
Of mans
is valuable, ideas by association
the right Of interested in from mutual ties
but don't forget that
and home demands the best get for It, and that
Of mingling with to gain viewpoint
life it is in the world where your living
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privilege All Americans should have the unquestoned
right to vote.
"Concident with the campaign the National Press
committee is conducting for votes for Washington the
good citizens of the District should purge their city of the
mercess profteers. Not only the visitors and casuas
feel the effect CT proteerng but the bona Ade residents
probably suffer the most It is said that from 20 to Is
per of the proiteers do live in Washington
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-03
Calf Coat of Wool.

NEWBURYPORT. Mass, Nov. 3.--Shades OF p
T. Bsrnum! Newburyport has a calf which re-
volted against the ancestral covering OF his
species and Is sprouting as fine q coat OF wool
az any proud sheep ever "based" over This
freak OF nature Ia the property OF Timothy
Deyonshire, who saws that the parents Of the
animal wcrc blooded and normal In every waY.
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PEGGY KING.

At the office where information as
to requirements necessary to enter
the Government service is a bulletin
board. upon which I saw sowing 70
a birth of news etc, which brought
to mind the sign In the window Of
a Georgetown store: Fresh fish in
sides" and "Strickly fresh eggs"
MILO II. s.
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We TOWNE GOSSIP
Registered U. s. Patent office
BY X. C.. B.

HERE'S ANOTHER
sketch.
AND THERE'S two scenes.
AND A man.
AND A girl.
-
AND THE girl.
Is ALL made up.
WITH RED cheeks.
AND A white nose.
AND no ears.
AND THE man.
IS SMITTEN sorely.
WITH A great love.
AND THEY sit down.
on 4 divan.
IN HER fathers house.
AND HE says.
~ LOVE you. Jane.
"wILL YOU be my wife?'
AND SHE'S afraid.
THAT HE will grab her.
AND MUss her up.
AND SHE moves away.
AND SAYS 81 will"
AND THAT: the end.
or THE FIRST scene.
AND THE second scene.
Is IN two rooms.
WITH A bath.
AND INsTALMENT fur
niture-
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-03
Molybenite.

Tasmania produces most OF the molly benitc
which 10 used In the manufacture OF steel to
give u q hardness and toughncss that hts II for
use as propeller shafts, iong-rsngs guns and
boilers that carry unusual pressure.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-03
Where the Bride Is Ignored.

Among the Lanares the parents consult
neither br 'degroom nor bride, but the parents
Of the man notice the omens on the road to tho
proposed BRIDES home. should they meet a cat
or a jackal. they would consider this q good
sign- -, ---...-.
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~. LIS CHARADE.

X. b. ROSSEIL.. II. NJ. L.. MRS. A.
G. c.. and N G. are among the solvers
OF II. LIS clever charade, in which
seven words were made from the
same six letters, In copying the
printed the word RUSTLE, which was
one OF tho seven and should have been
left blank.
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AND IT'S the first day.
AFTER THE wedding.
IT'S IN the morning.
AND HE'S there.
IN THE center Of the
room.
STARING AT Jane.
WHO ISN'T made up.
AND HE exclaims.
In A loud voice.
SANE! JANE!
"CAN 1T be you?
"YOU HAVE ears!
"AND I thought you ear
less,
"AND YOUR face is pale
SITS ALMOST yellow.
SANE! JANE!
"TELL ME.
CIT ISN'T you.
TELL ME.
"FM IN the wrong flat"
BUT HE knew he wasn't
AND swco!.rc:.
AND THERE'S a pause.
AND THEN Jane says.
MAYBE iAFTEs all.
THAT FANNIE Hurst
woman.
"HAD THE right idea"
AND THE curtain goes
down.
! / THANK you.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-03

A man, who IL three times as
old as his son, will be only twice
as old as his son In twenty-four
years. How old is the father
and son? ]. II. r.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-03
Votes For Washington

While favorng suffrage for the District of Columbia
planned by the National Press committee Congressman
Charles Kearns Of Ohio declares that should suffrage
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-03

The courage " the Turk IL cx-
planned ny the fact that n man with
many wives is more willing TO facs
death than N he had only ons.-A
n. O'S.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-03
.PEACE ON EARTH"

The following policemen were
on duty In front u the British
embassy the other night: Officers
MURPHY. BARRY and MccAR-
THY. BOBBY A.
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There are two crews on the
"PENSY" road to whom the people
of Bowie, Nd, are greatly indebted
for their quiet nights. One Is COM
posed Of WADE SHERIFF, "GILY"
A. w. Common and
WALTER JORDAN. The other is
Conductor SHEETS, "PAT" O'CON-
NELL and w. J. WATSON.
FLAGMAN.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-03
We've been holding back on EN-.
The Ordnance office has the sharp
est looking James in the Navy Yard.
Y. KNOTT.
ORIGIN OF UNCLE SAM"

ORIGIN OF JUNGLE SAM
There ID much speculation as to
the origin OF "Unclc Sam" as APP
piled TO the L. 8. Government. In
the war Of 1879 a large amount Of
pork was bought for the army In
Troy. n. V. from Gilbert Anderson,
II was inspected by Samuel Wilson,
who was popularity known as Uncle
sam. The barrels OF pork were
marked "E. A.. L. S." by a facotiour
employc Of Mr.. Wilson, other ON
pIoyes explaining that u meant
tibcrt Nndcxeor and Uncle sam WI.
son, Tho joke took. soon appeared
I'm print and gained favor rapidlv.
q. II. II.
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PEANUT AND WALNUT.
THE EGG PROBLEM.

The answer to H. c. Ms egg.prob-
lem is. according to the maths.
goose egg at Sc; five duck eggs at
&c each. Toe: four hens eggs at &c
each, &c. a total of twenty eggs for
90 cents. Answers are from F. PAR,
NAME ORLEANS. r. NJ. H.. J. H. r..
H. CONRAD. A. B. HAMILTON, w.
d. PAYNE and H. B. ROSSELL 80.
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TinkIo. tinkid. little bar,
I will wonder where you are
Down ,',w the foor, I know,
In tho cr,iar 10 tho bungalow
pAtt. WHITE.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-03
"NAVY YARD i'm" anxio
EVEN AS YOU AND I.

Round the wigwam OF Nokomis
Blow the naughty. naughty brcczes.
while dusky warriors, roll-tops stalking.
Gaze on Minnehahs's dimplcd kneeses.
A. UADGET.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-03
l heard q beautiful chicken say
that MILF HOFENMAIER had such
soulful eyes. SAM p.

II the fellows who robbed the Du-
pont circle postoffice will go to the
city postoffice and swipe those two
ton doors at the entrance they might
do a public good. ]. 4. GOODKEY.
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@>nEaRl' sEErsa
~ - BY BILL PRICE.
BY BILL PRICE.
PnAIsING JOHN SANFORD.

FaIDhN0 SOoN s&N~
M FERRo. w, d. PAYNE. HENRY
SMITH and many others praise
JOHN SANFORD for his good work
with II and In the last few weeks
"You kept the old column up to the
highest mark before you punetured."
they say.
FERRo lives at III Euclid street
and says that anybody who shoots
crap ought TO remember that num-
Der.
The three islands In the Potomac,
known as the Three Sisters" were
named that because three sisters
were drowned there many years
ago. jim ID.
A eakie had . little lamb.
A lobster ana some prunes.
A salad. then a slice OF cheese.
And then some macafoons
IL made the naughty waitress stare
To see him order so.
But when II came TO pay she bill
His face turned - white as snow.
v. r. IRVINE.
Ambitious Recruit-'Gosh. I'd never
have room on. my chest for all them
Old Timer-''You'li have enough
chest when you're with US awhile.
We guarantee to put a chest on an
EEL" A. GEIRRINE.
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II Cherry dale saw Vander-werk-
en-. we wonder il Maple-wood?
w. Il o. ID. NUTS.
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MARGARET LACEY. II. B. RoS-
SELL and L. s. MARINE all give
numerous ways in which 5000 may
be arrived at by adding together I
to s. The answer is to E. Us prob
lem.
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'CEPT YOU.
I amt got nothing,
And I never had nothing,
And I don't want nothing,
'Cept you.
Cause I amt seen nobody,
Amt had nobody,
Amt loved nobody,
That's true.
.Cause'I Amt got nothing.
Never had nothing,
Don't want nothing.
'Ccpt you.
PECCy EI
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Love is sweet.
But. oh, how bitter
To love a lass
whose face doesn't At her.
NAT.
PROGRESSION.

The school teacher. having asked
the girls to- write the lesson learned
from cinderella the following won
the prize:
We learn that eUen II her Ito
did BEGIN IN lo,o mental ,oay,
IL ended in humenedi q fair"
H. SMITH.
"NAVY YARD JIM" anxiously
inquiries as to what has become of
a girl who used to sit in a bench
on 4th street s. e., and read H and S?
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Gladdest words OF now and then:
Jack, l got some booze again"
IDA G.
HISTORY PSALM. NO. ZERO.

Miss - IL my teacher.
shall not pass.
She maketh me to show my Ignorance be-
fore the whole class.
She dsgraceth my report.
She leadeth me in the paths of dumbness
for her sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley Of
the shadow OF school,
shall fear all evil.
Her voice and her DIS, they discomfort me.
Surely DIS and P's will follow me all the
days of my life,
And 1 shall dwell in the history class for
PEANUT AND WALNUT.
This sign on Pennsylvania ave-
nue., without punctuation marks,
testines truthfully to present con-
ditions:
"A SOBER Merchant Tailor"
JEROME PAUL.
On the wall of an F street estab.
lishment is this: "Work like HELEN
B. HAPPY" The young lady must
be all right. KID NJ.