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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
AccoE1m odating.

"Will you do me a favor?" asked
the shabby-looidng visitor.
"No, I WON'T" growled Mr.. Grump-
son. 81 presume you want money"
"Well, I'd be glad to do you a IA
vor," replied the visitor as he edged
toward the door. "Td be so tickled to
act as your palIbearer that I'd even
provide my own white gloves. "-Bir-
mingham Age-Herald.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
Country Uses Much Cocoa.

SSSo 0SSou'
The United States is the worlds
largest consumer Of crude cocoa, hav-
ing taken in 1918 about so per cent
of the total world production of 1885,
600 tons. The imports of crude
cocoa into this country for the fiscal
year ending June 20, 1919, were 313,-
O37,419 pounds, valued at 35,953, 900,
a falling off Of 21.6 per cent in guam
tity and of 1919 per cent in value from
the high record of 1918.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
The Reformation,

Admiral Mark Kerr said at an air.
mans wedding:
"Women often marry men to re-
form them, and oftener than people
think, the women succeed in this.
The reformed husbands, however, are
seldom very grateful.
"My wife married me to reform
me- man said bitterly on a sea voy-
age Cubaward.
"'Did she succeedY asked another
man. -.
"'You bet she did! said the first
one. Why wouldn't marry again
if I lived to be as old as Methuse-
abr
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
Extravagant.
"She's extravagant."

"She'S extravaganza.
"What makes you think 500"
"She served her husband beefsteak
for dinner last night"
"What Of that? The poor man has
to eat, doesn't he?"
"Of course, but think Of serving
beefsteak and no company in the
house."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
Curiosity.

Boy Ito butcher who had put on a
zone to make up weight)-Mother said
he pork she had this morning was all
bone.
Butcher-Run home and tell your
mother that the next pig kill with
,ut bones I'll make her present Of
t.
Boy Ga few minutes after)-Mother
says the next pig you kill that has got
mutton bones in, she would like to buy
he whole carcass as a curiosity.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
ELIXIR BABEK A GOOD TONIC

ELIXIR BABEK GOOD TONIC
And Drives Malaris Out of the System.
"Your sBabek, acts like magic; I have given
It to numerous people in my parish who were
suffering with chills, malaria and fever. rec.
ommend it to those who are sufferers and in
need of good tonic."-Rev. 8. Szymanowski,
St. Stephens Church, Perth Amboy, N. ].
Elixir Babek, so cents, all druggists or by
Parcel Post, prepaid, from Kloczewski d Co..,
Washington, D. G.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
BOSCHEE'S SYRUP.

A cold is probably the most com.
mon of all disorders and when neglect
ed is apt to be most dangerous. Sta
tistics show that more than three
times as many people died from In
f1uenza last year, as were killed In
the greatest war the world has ever
known. For the last f1fty-three years
Boschee's Syrup has been used for
coughs, bronchitis, colds, throat ir-
ritation and especially lung troubles.
It gives the patient good nights
rest, free from coughing, with easy
expectoration in the morning. Made
in America and used in the homes OF
thousands of families all over the
civilized world. Sold everywhere.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
Evidences of Income.

"Bliggins is trying to dress in a
way that will make people think he
is making a whole lot Of money"
"Silk hat and patent leather shoes
and all that sort Of thing?"
mot these days. He has to put on
suit of overalls and is carrying q
plumbers outfit"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
The cutIcura Toilet Trio

Having cleared your skin keep it clear
bv making Cuticura your everyday
toilet preparations. The soap to cleanse
and purify, the Ointment to soothe and
heal. the Talcum to powder and per-
fume. No toilet table Is complete
without them. Csc everywhere.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add ! OF. Bay Rum,
4 small box of Barbo Compound, and Y
oz. of glycerine. Apply to the hair twice q
week until it becomes the desired shade.
Any druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost. 1t will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair,
ind will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky OF
reasy, and does not rub of.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
OLD CLOTHES DYED
MAKE NEW GARMENTS
"Diamond Dyes" Turn Faded, Shabby
Apparel Into New.

Don't worry about perfect results.
Use diamond Dyes" guaranteed to
give a new, rich, fadeless color to any
fabric, whether it be wool, silk, linen,
cotton or mixed goeds,-dresses,
blouses, stockings, skirts, children's
coats, feathers-everything!
Direction Book in package tells how
to diamond dye over any color. To
match any material, have dealer show
you Diamond Dye" Color Card.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
Georoette and Tricotine

"My, but you've dyed your hair
fashionable red," commented Georg-
cite.
Like it," smirked Tricotine.
'I'll say I do. Is it expensive?"
"Well, yes. I used six bottles Of
tomato ketchup on the little job"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
HEARTBURN
Caused by
Acid-Ston1aCh

That bitter heartburn, belching. food
repeating, indigestion, bloat after eating
ali are caused by acid-stomaoh. But they
are only first symptoms-danger signals to
warn you of awful troubles If not stopped
Headache. biliousness. rheumatism. sciatica,
that tired, listless feeling. lack of energy.
dizziness. insomnia, even cancer and ulcers
of the intestines and many other ailments
are traceable to ACID-STOMACH
Thousands-yes. millions-of people who
ought to be we'll and strong are mere weak
lings because of acid-stomach. They really
starve in the midst of plenty because they
do not get enough strength and vitality from
the food they eat.
Take EATONIC and give your stomach q
chance to do its work right. Make it strong,
cool, sweet and comfortable. EATON1C
brings quick relief for heartburn. belching,
indigestion and other stomach miseries. Inn
proves digestion-helps you get full strength
from your food. Thousands say EATONIC
Is the most wonderful stomach remedy In
the world. Brought them relief when every
thing else failed -------
Our best testimonial is what EATONIC
will do for you. So get big SOC box OF
EATONIC today from your druggist, use It
five days-r you're not pleased, return It
and get your money back
D a -@ AaH -
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
Little Thinus That Hurt.

I'es'S ''''fSo
You may think that a bachelor with
an income of one million hates to pay
an income tax, but if you want to be-
hold his enthusiasm freeze just watch
him groan when the school tax is
h'isted.-Houston Post.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

The Fuel supply.
"a man should find happiness at his
own fireside."
eyes," answered the woman with
the positive face; "only, if a man
spends too much time at the fireside
there isn't going to be any fire."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
Life In Death,

It was a death-bed scene, but the
art director was not satisfied with the
heros acting.
"Come on!'' he cried. "Put more
life into YOUR diving !"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
Benefit of Silence.

81 don't see your name in the paper
quite so often as it used to be, SEN
ator."
"No," replied the senator. Il find
it Just as well not to inform the pub
lie of my whereabouts. When they
don't actually know where 1 am 1t Is
natural for them to believe that am
busy working fur their interests"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
An ill-smelling pipe has no con-
science.

Health is the fashion. Take Garfield
Tea, the herb laxative which purifes the
blood and brings good health.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
"He-Rose."

A small boy was asked by the teach
er to write an essay on heroes.
The boy promptly wrote the follow
ing:
81 put a tin tack on the chair. Fa-
Their sat on it and 'he-rose.'
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

Insist on having DR.. Peery's dead
Shot" for Worms or Tapeworm and the
druggist will get it for you. 1t is the only
Vermifuge which operates after a single
dose.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

1t requires some thougntfulness to
even send "best regards" to other
members OF the family.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

Every census has disclosed the fact
there are more men in the United
States than women.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
No Use,

do you question my knowledge"
"Why, no, sir. That wouldn't an
Swer"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

Doesn't hurt a Bit Drop little
Freezone on an aching corn, instantly
that corn stops hurting, then you lift
it right out Yes, magic!
A tiny bottle of Freezone costs but
a few cents at any drug store, but is
sufficient to remove every hard corn,
soft corn, or corn between the toes,
and the calluses, without soreness or
irritation.
Freezone Is the sensational dis
covery of a Cincinnati genius. 1t is
WOnderful-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

A father gets some of his boys
company if the boy has to come to him
for pocket money.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

a postal card to Garfield Tea, Brooklyn,
n. Y, asking for sample will repay you.
ADV,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
S1On DAxuard S1M

Catarrh is a local disease greatly in1q.
enced by constitutional conditions. II
therefore requires constitutional treat
is taken Internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces OF the Sys.
tenn HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
DESTROYS the foundation of the disease
gives the patient strength by improving
the general health and assists nature In
doing its work. $4,000 for any case o.
MEDICINE fails to cure.
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

If there is to be much brotherly
love, one has to make himself deserv-
Ipu of If
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
Couldn't Be-,

81 saw your double on the street to,
day."
That's impossible, sir. I am sin
gle man."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
WHY DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP-ROOT

For many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by Dr.. Kilmers Swamp-Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi-
cine.
It is q physicians prescription.
Swamp-Root is strengthening medi-
cine. It helps the kidneys, liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp-Root has stood the test of years.
It is sold by. all druggists on its merit
and it should help you. No other kidney
medicine has so many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp-Root and start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for .
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
A Plea.

81 have always maintained that al
cohol is a food" "Me, too. Could you
help a starving man."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
An Execution,


"They say Mrs. Bumps table is her
weak point"
"Not if you judge it by the butter
she puts on it."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

Chinese bridesmaids always wear
black.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

Some men waste a lot Of time try
ing to convince Others that they are
truthful.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
Philosophical.

Philosophical.
Wife-Tomorrow is the anniversary
of our wedding day. What shall we
do about it?
The Professor (absently)-I sup
pose we shall have to make the best
of it.-London Blighty.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

Nail This, Quick!
"Why has he named his motor Will
ton?''
Because it's his carpet
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

Falling In love 10 often serious
accident.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

Garfield Tea stimulates the liver, cor
reefs constipation, cleanses the system and
rids the blood of impurities. All druggists.
ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
HOMELESS!
Constipation, Headache
Colds, Biliousness. driven
out with "Casca!ets"

Drive away those persistent enemies
of happiness-biliousness and consti-
patton. Don't stay headachy, sick,
tongue coated, sallow and miserable!
Never have colds, indigestion, upset
stomach or that misery-making gas.
Feel splendid always by taking Cas-
carets occasionally. Cascarets never
grippe, sicken or inconvenience you like
Calomel, Salts, Oil or nasty, harsh
Pills. They cost so little and work
while you sleep.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

Girls are true friends when they cry
together in sympathy.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

No Expense.
Lawyer-What was the judges
charge to the jury?
Ex-Juryman-Not a cent. In fact,
we got paid by the day for our work.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26

If your Aspirin tablets have the
name "Bayer' stamped on them,
they are genuine 'fBayer Tablets
of Aspirin" proved safe by mil
lions of people. The name 'Bayer
identifies the true world-famous
Aspirin prescribed by physicians
for over eighteen years.
Always drink one or two glasses
of water after taking the tablets.
Each unbroken "Bayer package"
Aspirin 10 trade matk Of Bayer Manual
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-26
Take Aspirin
With Water

contains proper directions for
Colds, Headache, Toothache, Ear
ache, Neuralgia, Lumbago, Rheu-
matism, Neuritis, and for Pain.
Always say 'Bayer" when buy
ing Aspirin. Then look for the
safety "Bayer Cross" Oh the pack
age and on the tablets.
Handy tin boxes of twelve tab
let's cost but o few cents. Drug
gists also sell larger packages.
u,e Mono,eetiescidester Of salieylxseid
Americus times-recorder., 1920-04-28
CONSTIPATION
And Sour Stomach Caused This
Lady Much Suffering. Black
Oraught Relieved.

Meadorsville, Ky.-Mrs. Pearl Pat.
rick, of this place, writes: II was
very constipated. had sour stomach
and was so uncomfortable. went to
the doctor. He gave me some pills.
They weakened me and seemed to
tear up my digestion. They would
grippe me and afterwards 1t seemed
I was more constipated than before.
I heard of BIack-Draught and de-
cided to try 1t. | found it just what |
needed. It was an easy laxative, and
not bad to swallow. My digestion soon
improved. | got we'll OF the sour stom-
ach. my bowels soon seemed normal.
no more gripping, and / would take
dose now and then, and was In goo6
shape.
cannot say too much for slack
Draught for 1t 10 the finest laxative
one can use"
Thedford's Black -Draught has for
xuany years been found of great value
In the treatment of stomach, liver and
bowel troubles. Easy to take, gentle
and reliable In its action. leaving nc
bad aftsr.effecta. 1t has won the praise
ws thousands Of people who have uaed
O. NC.1sS
Americus times-recorder., 1920-04-28
OH, H,LET'SDON'T
People With Thin, Pale Blood
Are Listless And Want To
Do Little
MORE RED BLOOD
CELLS NEEDED
Take Pepto-Mangan, Famous
Tonic, and Say ''Lefs Co." In
stead of "Let's Don't"

When normally healthy ambitious
people begin to lack energy and tire
easily-when they are quickly dis
couraged and low in vitality, it usual.
ly sneans their blood has grown weak.
Such people are called anaemic, OF
rundown" Build up the blood and
you build up the health and spirits
pto-Mangan is pleasant-tasting
red blood builder and it contains ex-
actly the elements which poor, pale
blood needs to become rich, red
blood.
Red blood means rosy cheeks
bright eyes, clear brain, firm step.
Pepto-Mangan has placed thousands
of people who needed building up in
the full blooded, energetic, vigorous
class. It changes the "let's don't" at
titude to a ''let's go' attitude. Rec
commended by physicians for thirty
years and sold all over the world.
Pepto-Mangan is sold in both Ii
quid and tablet form. Both contain
the same medicinal ingredients.
Buy Pepto-Mangan at your drug
gists. Be sure the name "Gude's" is
on the package. Without "Gude's" it
is not Pepto-Mangan. adv
Americus times-recorder., 1920-04-28
For Colds, Catarrh or influenza

Do you feel weak and unequal to the
work ahead of You? DO you still cough
little, or does your nose bother you L?
Are you pale? Is your blood thin and
watery? Better put your body into
shape. Build strong
An old. reliable blood maker and
herbal tonic made from wild roots and
barks, is DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery. This mature remedy comes
in tablet or liquid form. 1t will build up
your body and protect you from dis
ease germs which lurl; everywhere. One
of the active ingredients Of this tenn
peranee Alternative and tonic is wild
cherry bark with c+ilingia. which is so
good for the lungr and for coughs
also Oregon grape root, blood root.
stone root, Queens root,-all skilfully
combined in the Medical Discovery.
These roots have direct action on the
stomach, improving digestion and assimi-
lation. These herbal extracts in the
Discovery" aid il blood-making and
are best for scrofula. BY improving the
blood they foEtify the body against an
attack of grip or colds.
Catarrh should be treated. first. as
blood disease, with this Alternative Then.
in addition, the nose should be washed
daily with DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
Send l0c for trial pkg. of Medical Dis
rovery Tablets or Catarrh Tablets to DIR
pieree's Invaids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y.
Americus times-recorder., 1920-04-28
ENJOY PERFECT
SLEEP At NIGHT
Sieepless, Restless Nights Are
Caused By Stomach Gases OF
Indigestion and Dyspepsia.
A PERFECT DIGESTION
GIVES PERFECT SLEEP
Meritone Actually Increases The
Quantity of Digestive Juices,
Makes Digestion Perfect, Thus
Producing Sound, Restful, Re
freshing Sleep.

If your nights rest is broken, it
means that you are good-for-nothing
the next day-you feel tired and list
less, irritable, and heavy-headed. In
digestion is your trouble, and Meri-
tone will right it.
Meritone doubles the quantity of
digestive juices, thereby making the
digestion perfect and complete, put
ting rich, red blood into the veins
and thus properly feeding and nour-
ishing all parts of the body To any
one suffering with dependency, ner-
vousness, loss of appetite, loss in
weight, dizziness, sleeplessness, con-
stipation, bad taste in mouth, head
aches, heartburn, heart-palpitation,
hatulency, etc, Meritone brings quick
relief
Meritone is the result of long years
of study by eminent physicians, in
search of a prescription that could
be relied upon for perfecting diges-
tion, toning up the stomach and Civ
ing the body its proper nourishment
If you want to eat what you like, and
enjoy it without bad after effects, to
sleep well at night and feel good all
day, get bottle of Meritone from
Carswell Drug Co., our agents at
Americus, with our double guaran-
tee that you will be pleased or your
money rpfunded.--( (adv)
Americus times-recorder., 1920-04-28
Don't Read This
Article; It's A
Medicine Ad
That Is-h You Are Looking For
An Ordinary Medicine AID

Now if you have been led on this
far you are live one after all-and
If you want to keep all your pep"
and "gingerine'-take this tip:
Keep your Liver, Stomach, Bowels
and Kidneys thoroughly cleansed and
regulated and you CAN'T BE SICKl
BEWARE OF LAXATIVES-
liver is not touched and IT MUST
MOVE EVERY DAY the same as the
bowels.
If you are not in good shape bLy
a bottle of PLANK'S BLOOD MEDf
CINE today on this proposition.
Take one bottle according to di-
rections and if you do not benefit by
the one bottle sufficiently to take
the other five, (six is full course)
then you may have your dollar back
without question.
At this season of the year your
system is undergoing a change which
manlfests itself in eruptions, pimples,
rash, spring fever, etc, etc. If you
keep the system regulated so as to
assist nature to discharge the impur-
tiles through the proper channels you
will be saved the embarrassment of
the above mentioned symptoms.
PLANK'S BLOOD MEDICINE has
been pronounced by one grateful us
er "the Wonder Medicine" and is car
ried by Nathan Murray, druggist. and
all good drug stores.
Americus times-recorder., 1920-04-28
29THDISTRICT

The school picnic at New Era
school house Saturday was a decided
success. A large crowd was present
and a bountiful table was spread
promptly at IL O'Clock. The teacher.
Miss Ethel Parker, expresses her ap-
preciation of the cooperation of the
patrons and many friends by their
attendance at the picnic.
Mrs. w. E. Carter had as her
guests last week her sister, Mrs. c..
E. Crook and daughter, Carroll.
Misses Ethel and Ira Parker enter
tanned as their guests Saturday eve
ming Miss Leila Israel, Miss Bessie
Veale and Miss Eddie Lou Parker
and Messrs. Dallas Pennington, Alex
Harden, H. A. Parker and Thomas
Bradley.
Mrs. W. E. Carter and children,
w. E. Jr., Clarke and Martha, are
visiting Mr.. and Mrs. j. B. Clarke
at Plains.
Miss Ruby Autry, of near Shiloh,
was the guest of her grandmother,
Mrs. Amanda Autry, last week.
Miss Lurline Gattys had as her