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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
.HERALD'S CLASSIFIED COLUMNS
FOR SALE-Real Estate
TWO DANDY LOTS

We offer for quick sale two OF the
very best lots In Mills Adm, at cor
ner OF Wantland and Il. Main and
close to the mills and factories. They
face south and have excellent drain
age. Price Of the corner Is $3.50 and
inside $500, on terms OF $50 cash on
each. Both for $3.50 and only 800
cash. Better bring your check book
along. for when you see these lots
you'll want to buy them.
CHfLC0TE 4 SMITH
S33 Main st. Phone 6s
2h-2e
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
NOTICE TO BIDDERS
:. ADVERTISEMENT =

Sealed proposals will bs receided at
the once Of the County Clerk OF
Klamath county. Oregon. until .
O'Clock p. m. July .. 1880. for the
construction of . timber bridge st the
"Straishts on the Lower Klamath
Lake at Ady. Oregon.
This work requires the placing OF
approximately 1880 n b. n. OF tim
ber; 100 lin II. of timber piling and
tho placing Of 10 ca. yards OF dry
masonry:
For particulars address c. n. Do
Lap. County Clerk Of Klamath Coun.
ty, Oregon. 1928
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
NIGHT LETTER wiHr
SERVICE ~ MEXICO

SAN FRANCISCO. Jun, .5.--rs
tablishment OF a night letter service
on telegraph lines In Mexico and be
tween Mexico and the United States
has been taken up by the United
states Chamber OF Commerce nj
Mexico city, according to a rcpor,
from e. ", Lloyd. honorary commls.
sioner to ths, organization from the
San Francisco Chamber of Com
merce. The move IL In the interest
OF facilitating communication be.
tween business men.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
I" y ! IL T. b"

Does the word strike terror to your
neart. or is your property protected
suneisntly by insurance In a reliable
company In this day OF high cost
OF material. scarcity OF homes, no
one should leave their property un-
protected. Let w explain TO you the
specihi insurance system under
which we protect your home In the
ieadins insurance companies of
amsrica. James II. Driscoli, Room
=, Loomis Building. Phone 432.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
BARGAINS IN USED OARS

One 1920 Model Bethlehem 5000
Bound truck eleetFie-Aghts--and
starter. run about 600 miles. good
- new. Price $4,000. One Ford l.
ton truck. pneumatic tires. shock alb
sOrbers. engine driven tire pump. Al
condition; price 5000. One Stude-
laker light delivery truck. $3.50.
One Dodge touring car. t1100. One
Buick touring car. $3.50. C. L. Nc
Williams. SO Main st.. phone 16s.
23-29s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
NOrICH

Psrsons desiring to take trips TO
the train or long trips please mako
reservation the day before at tho
Central Auto Service. We never
miss . train. Baggage taken care Of
at oil times. FREQ storage for bag
CENTRAL AUTO SERVICE
Phoae SIS 10 N. Sixth 81.
,- 2l-26
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
klamath.Bend Auto Stage

daily auto stage service 10 nov
operating between Klamath FALL
ana Bend. Onices Reg cafe and Net.
ropoiitan Garage. G. I. Reckard.
'"o"o s'o-W' 27-tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
FOR SALE--Miscellaneous
WILL SACRIFICE TEN LOTS

Beautiful lots ON Wood River. two
blocks town of Fort Klamath: lots
3 to nine inclusive. First addition.
Have owned these for 10 years. VIII
sell one or all. Mrs. Geo. Capron.
Dakota Hotel. Grand Forks. North
Dakota. 24-G*
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26

FOR SALE-Shippinston property
on pavement: paving assessments
oil paid: 2 lots, each 5oxsot; has ?
room house and 2 two-room houses.
Good rent property or desirable
homes. Would consider farm land
IN trade. Phone 456W. 1926
TO Observation-Disclosures lots or
farm for Klamath Falls property.
Address 1T" this Office.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
FOR sAIE

IL acres good land right IN hub Of
Rogue River valley on Pacific high
way. 8 miles north of Ashland. Ore.
All under irrigation; good room
house. electric water system. new
barn chicken and wood house: 16
tier oak wood: garage for two cars.
Alfalfa and wheat crops growing on
place. y acre truck farming, ma.
ehinery. household goods. 10 head
dairy cattle. 3 horses, 400 chickens.
Also . acres In alfalfa and wheat on
rented land. 10 acres barley. fine
crop: 8 acres corn. - tons hay In
barn. chicken and wood house: 8
good range for stock. Price $4,000.
This IL q bargain worth investigat-
ing. n interested see owner at farm
Or address J. r. ellsworth. Talent.
Ore. Reason for selling age.
,t-3e
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
CREAM WANTED

We pay highest market price for
good cream. Gilt Edge Creamery Co.
202 Main st. 25-tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26


|
1 Sacred Heart church, corner OF
Eighth and High, Rev. Hugh J, Mar.
shnu R,y I walsh
S""' W.
Summer schedule June 10 to Sop
tcmhcr ~: First mass at ~ M.
second mass aud bcncdictiou. 1880
a. m, No evening services,
- ,..
ne S"" ,,. S.'o".e soe'.' ~,
n'a"'a rM.s no'us ser.l.es NJ 10
rour.h street every sunday morhihk
IL O'Clock anu every "wednesday
''"s :" o. ~" ''' "''''n''
80 su., os, W '" wi '"""'''
r.
s.A6 IN io.IS'svcrv SUNDAY moruins
The free reading room and free
lending library IL open from $3.50 TO
av =. iu''oA's' iau'soayS ""o
a -
Flint Baptist Church, corner Wash.
sunday school at 10 a. m.
PREACHING st II 4. u,
PRAYER service Wodnesdnv nj AP n
svery second ana tour'h WEDNESDAY
sven,ns VI" DO oe'o'ea 10 "'ss'oosrS
"orA' , ..
90 u 'u"""' '''"'"s
''s0 " "'
A cordial invitation Is extended 10
all to attend these serviccs.
. . .
Fra, pre.hv,sr,.n Chureh eorner
s,r,b ana pins s,ree,. Rev E p.
Iawr.ncs m,n,s,.r I,7 rh,ra .,r.s,
II A. m, morning worship, Ser
mon, "Respectable Sins" Solo, Mrs.
Bert c. Thomas.
%. m, union .vangelis,lc service
n open air pavilion n weather is
favorable. II not. In Presbyterian
church. Rev. e. r. Trimbie will
preach the sermon. Gospel solo by
r.. :. yen,ch.
SUNDAY school at 10 a. m.
. . .
Methodist Episcopal Church. Tenth
ana hIgh' rev. Chan.y'
''' '"S ~
Suhuay -m''CI at w. A.
T,,',..,s ,a,,,, e'ao
Prayer meeting wednesday even
ing at 1870 p. m,
Al are eosa'ay 'n,sssa cs 20 az '"e
The younr people can 40 no bettsr
than spend an hour with the League
rom o.JO 10 ':SO y. Ia. eacn nun
day'
, c,,, - .. a..
~ - q $50.
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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26

HOUSE PLANTS for sale. Call at
once at sos 9Th and Oak. 25-26'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26

THE USE or these columns sin
mako money for you
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
NOTICE

FOR SALE-Team Of year old
dapple gray horses. sound and
true, with heavy harness.
Tenn OF blacks. very gentle. weight
$500, sound: heavy hritchen har-
ness. Party leaving town Monday.
Must be sold quick. See them at o.
X. barn.
Also hne saddle horGe with new
saddle. at give away price. o. X.
Barn, see Nyhsrt. 25-tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26

FOR SALE-New cottage and out
buildings. ll2 Oak Ave, $1,000
cash. no terms. Look this over. n.
Astrop. owner. 1896
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26

lOTS-From 800 up. In all parts of
town.
IOTs-on pavement. $3.50 for cor
rers OF sox140.
LOTS-inside. seo0 for 50x1t0.
LOTS-Large. Just Oh paved street.
Sf0O TO $3.50.
FERNS 10 per cept cash. balance In
installments to suit purchaser.
W. NJ MONTELIUS
The klamath Development Co.
ySO3 Main st. Phone No. I
TIT
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
Warren Hunt
Hospital

a thoroughly equipped institution
affording uncsccllcd facilities Tor tho
scientific treatment by hospital moth.
DDS OF medical. surgical and obstst.
rical cnses
rho new and modern firoproot huiid-
,ng contains private rooms for had
and anbuiatory cases. completely
equipped examination and treatment
rooms. RocntScn Ray. clinical and
research laboratories,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
USED CARS

Chalmers Touring.
1913 Maxwell.
1917 Maxwell.
Chevrolet.
Ford.
ton Maxwell Truck.
s-< ton q. M. c,
These machines have been thor
oughly overhauicd and are In nrst
class shape.
HOWIE GARAGE
sa-.s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26

The Methodist. Presbyterian and
Christian churches are planning to
hold union Sunday evening services
In the open air during the closing two
weeks OF June and the months OF
July and August. They will be held
In the open air pavilion at the corner
Of Seventh and Pine at s p. m. The
ministers will take turns In preaching
and special plans have been made to
have attractive music and to make
the meetings helpful to all. An in
vitation In extended to all to attend
these meetings.
On this coming Sunday night a
special meeting will be held In the
interest Of the playground movement
Stereoptican pictures OF up to date
Fairgrounds In leading cities will bo
shown. Every parent and everyone
interested in the playground move
ment for the children should be pres
ent. The meeting Will elsse-witis II
simple gospel service.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26

Oct OF town owner anxious to dis
pose OF desirable improved business
property; Spring street. Railroad
Addition. lot 10 b. block Z. Deal d.
rect; NO agent. II. A. Kindred. 1851
Grove street. Oakland, Cal. 23-29'
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
LOST AND FOUND

LoST-Bctwecn klamath Falls and
Merrill, brown and tan hat with
blue ribbon and streamers. Please
leave at Herald office, s5-s6.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
FOR RENT OR LEASE

FOR RENT-Furnishel rooms.
Fhone l89. 26-tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26

LoST--wedncsday between j. N.
Badford's saw mill brown blanket.
Please notify Thos. Lang. at Chic.
quin. Oregon. Suitable reward.
?b.2Ss
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26

LoST-Child's white dress, Left In
postoftice. Finder please phone
&S0M, ?t-s5s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26

LoST--A black velvet handbag. con.
taining five dollar bill. some
change, key and important papers,
Return to Herald Office. Reward,
25-tf.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
AT THE CHURCHES

No changes will he made In this
column unless the copy n M The
Evening Herald office by y o'clock
Friday evening,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26

Split cedar fence posts ready for
delivery. 10 cents each At
retail: &35 per hundred. Lakeside
Co. lI-tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26

WANTED-Woman to do cooking.
laundry and housework. Small
family. Phone 402. l9-tf
WANTED-All kinds OF scrap iron,
old bones, rags, rubber and all
kinds OF metals. Max Weiss. 9th St.,
near Ewauna Box Factory. 24-tt
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26
NOTICE HOUSEWIVES

Special sale on groceries: one sack
of corn meal FREE with every SIS
grocery order. Spot Cash Basket
Grocery. se2 klamath Ave. lett
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-26

WANTED-Let me do your transfer
work; reasonable rates; also
block wood delivered IS per cord.
Phone 2G9R or inquire 1410 Sargent
Ave. 1929
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-09-04
THE THINGS WE HATE
TO DO EVERY DAY
BY g w. BABSON.

I am often reminded of the old
chap who brushed his teeth with
yellow soap.
He said, Not because it is good
for my teeth but because it is good
for my disposition"
Sounds foolish, but it is based on
a fundamental principle, just the
same.
The bitterest pills usually do us
the most good-the things we hate
to do are usually the best for us.
Take hurdles, for instance. 1t
doesn't cost much in effort to hop
the low ones. but as they get higher
and higher II requires more and more
effort. until ultimately it takes every
ounce of energy you can muster 20
clear the high horse"
You can never get anywhere on
the. track, in the business world, or
anywhere else by only jumping the
low hurdles-doing the easy things.
Doing easy things never made a
worlds champion.
1t doesn't make any difference
whether you are poet Or plumber.
baker or banker, horseshoer or
housewife. ii you want to get to the
top of the heap in your particular
field. do the hardest things first.
Brush your teeth with yellow
soap" every morning by starting on
the hardest job of the day.
Get it done first!
1t will be good for your disposition
and your bank book, and the rest of
the day will be easy because the
heavy work Is done.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-09-04

crops Of the south half of the world
mature-and wen then. thereH Be
food to store away for future use
The great food crops Mother Earth
produces-wheat, corn. rye, barley.
oats and rice-are well up to the
average. The American wheat crop
on August / was more promising than
on July 1. 1t bids fair to exceed the
.hve-year average yield. 1t isn't as
large as last years. That isn't nec-
essary. Some sOO.0OO.O0 bushels
were left over from the 1919 crops.
.Canada's wheat crop is good. These,
excepting alone Russia. are the main
wheat producers of the northern
hemisphere. Argentina, India and
Australia still have wheat unsold. and
now are turning under ground for
next springs harvesting. Russia,
alone of all the wheat countries, is
a problem. Bolshevism is to blame
for that. Russian peasants refuse to
grow wheat to trade for the worthless
rubles Lenin prints so necessarily.
But even without Russia there's
enough wheat for the years needs.
Corn in the United States is better
last year. And corn easily is
turned into pork chops and beef
International crop reports indicate
pleasing results in rye. barley. oats,
and rice, all Of which in some lands
are used as food for humans, and for
food animals in other countries.
Just as it is true hat no famine is
possible this year so it is true that the
present generation, at least, need
worry none about future famines.
That old nightmare Of a population
too rapidly for food pro-
duction TO keep pace is-a nightmare.
There's no reality to it. The greater
the demand for food the more food
will there be grown. The increasing
demand has sown rice in swamps
never used by humans before. 1t has
sent the reaper over millions of acres,
once thought too dry or too cold for
wheat. 1t has grown rye and barley
md oats where only wild grass once
stood. 1t has given birth to a new
breed of corn in the Dakotas and else
where.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-09-04
DIVINE OR HUMAN

Which would you rather have for
your preacher, a man who is so
good that he cares you, or one
like Simon Peter, who is so human
that you a go fishing with him?
The old name for a minister of
the gospel was divine" People
were not always comfortable in his
presence. They respected him, but
he seemed to dwell apart from COM
mon life. He was the frontispiece
of a religion whose chief mission
was to prepare people to die.
But our ideas have changed. The
religion which appeals to is today
is not that which prepares for
death, but for life. The world is
not after hermits who dwell in holy
caves, and by 2 life of penance try
to merit heaven. 1t seeks servants
who lend a hand and minister to
human need.
A preacher does not need to be
any less divine, but he does need
to be intensely human. He must
be able to enter into all life with
sincere sympathy and an honest
love for people. He must be able
to say in every act and message:
Write me as one who loves his
fellow-men." This does not mean
that he is to quit loving his God;
for God has identified Himself with
people. The only way you a hurt
Him is to hurt His people.
The greatest argument for
Christ's deity vas His humanity. 1t
was so big, so c~apacious, 30 cosmo-
politan, so racial, so ali-embracing,
that Peter said: The son of man
is the Son of God" And so that
preacher is most divine who is most
human. This is what Paul meant
by being 'all things to all men,"
He did not mean that he was a
trimmer and time-server. He mere
ly meant hat he vas human.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-09-04
SLAVERY.

Bolshevist sympathizers, in Russia
and elsewhere, are prone to call
American workingmen Slaves OF
capitalism" Lenin is much given to
addressing advice to workers of other
countries. He begins. or end Tor
both) his speech with something like
this:
Rise ye slaves! Strike off the
shaekles of capitalism! Be free
men!"
Yes, Lenin, and Trotsky, too. have
had considerable to say about the
"enslavement of workers in Ameri-
ca.
Just how little truth there is in the
Lenin slave argument American
workers themselves know. There is,
however, something substantial in
Lenin's talk about the enslavement
of workers. The shoe, though, is on
the other foot.
Mrs. Philip snowden, noted
British advocate Of real progress, re-
turned from a Russian expedition.
She say Lenin. and saw the people
yer whom Lsnin rules. OF the
Bolsheviki ear she said:
HE Is the prince of slaves and
the slave Of dogmas."
He eonseripts workers, all workers,
men, women and children. He tells
them how long they shall work and
what pay they shall receive. He tells
them where they shall labor. and
how. He tells them there is no God.
and the written word OF Marx is their
bible. He tells them how much they
may eat, and when. He tells them
where they may live. and how.
Has there in all the history OF all
times been a slavemaster who
possessed greater power over his
slaves?
Why, Lenin even tells his slaves
when they may laugh.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-09-04
RIPPING RHYMES
By Walt Mason.
THE MORTGAGE

= / had a mortgage, years ago, on
my pretentious home; and Worry
and its brother, Woe, were camped
upon my dome. ! couldn't keep a
smile on straight, but oftentimes 1
wept; ! tasted Mortgage when 1 ate.
and dreamed it when ] slept. 1t
spoiled for me the Sabbath day,
when I sat in my pew; the choir,
in singing, seemed to say, when
mortgages are due" It cast its
shadow on my door, and like a
raven croaked; it took the zest from
every ehore. and spoiled the weed I
smoked. They took away my House
OF Pride, by means of writ and SIGH;
and since then it's been occupied by
n who's idly rich. And no is well
come to it all. stone steps and tuft-
ed floor, he's welcome t the stately
hall and vanished cellar door. I
have q cabin of my own in which /
chirp all day, and do not W a
single bone to any human Jay. No
mortgage flaps against the pane
when winds are blowing keen; no
mortgage makes me pause again
when I'd buy gasoline. Oh, better
In q eulvert dwell, and owe no man
a red, than vainly try to be a swell,
with mortgage overhead.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-09-04
THE FAMINE FEAR.

Europe today is nearer a normal
food production basis than she has
been since 1913. Production of food
throughout the whole northern hemi-
sphere is somewhat better than the
average before the war. The
southern hemisphere now holds great
surpluses of food from last springs
harscsts.
Famine forecasts are of the consis-
ency Of the thinnest yapor. The wolf
OF hunger grawls not at the door Of
the man who works and does not
fooIishly waste his earnings. There
is plenty Of food in the world today.
Northern h~srvests viii carry the
weird through : winter. until the
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-09-04
SUCH is LIFE

Please hand one of those nice
medals to-
Patrick Vaughn. Harrisburg, Pa.
Mr.. Vaughn owns forty-two DWELL
ing houses.
He rents forty-one OF them, and
listen TO this:
He hasn't raised the rent on a
single tenant!
Yes. life often loses not a little
of its joy.
This time it is the Bureau of
Recreation, Rochester, n. Y, ex-
tracing the joy by a little sign like
this:
Patrons of the bathing beach
are asked to refrain from kissing
while on the beach"
Ben Livingston, travelling sales
man, got lost In the weeds on Main
street, New Eagle, Pa. Searching
party of boys found him.
Every few days you learn some
thing new, don't you?
This happens to be n Of those
days.
Hampton, England, has enacted a
law against canoodiing.
What, never heard of caffoodling?
Yet you yourself may have been
guilty of that fierce crime.
Canoodling, my dear, is nothing
worse than, using the words of the
Hampton Council, billing and COO
ing while canoeing"
A stop must be put to c~anoodling.
Something ought to be done by
the League of Nations.
Or the G.. o. p. or the present
administration.
1t is terrible to think how many
young people might be getting fine
exercise padding, or doing some-
thing worth while like fishing, and
yet they waste their time canoo-
ding.
Hampton takes the leadership in
the crusade against ~canoodlers.
Hampton Is going to soak EN- good
and hard whenever they are caught
eanoodling.
F'rinstance:
Here's the program of punish
ment for Hampton canoodlers:
Arm around waist, $25; kissing,
$50; holding hands. IS; all three,
jail sentence"
Sallie George. who is 1o2 years
young. member of the Onondaga
Indian tribe, New York, offers to
wage a smoke battle with Uncle
John Smell. thirty years older than
she. Sallie has smoked a pipe-not
the same pipe, of eouFse-ninety
years. John has had more expert
enee. He began burning tobacco
ia years ago.
All of which may interest that
distinguished health expert. who
writes:
Persons addicted to tobacco do
not live as long as those who refrain
! from the habit
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-09-04
WATCH TEXAS.

Seventy-three years ago this month
the last battle of the Mexican war
was fought, and won. General Scott
defeated General Santa Anna at
.Chapultepec, and the way to Mexico
City was open to American forces.
That victory, and the war, virtual
ly ended by thai battle, pointed atten-
ton to a new page of history, a page
entitled, Texas" Much has been
written on the page in the interven-
ing 7s years, and there is promise of
more and even greater progress. This
promise may be cleaned from a state
ment Just issued by the L. s.. census
Office.
Nine counties are listed as the
fastest growing counties" They are
leaders in population growth of over
1900 counties announced. Four of
these counties are in Texas, Cisco,
Preside and Lamb.
Florida has the topnotcher, Dade,
population increase 25S per cent;
Baco-co, Col, is next, and Imperial
co. Cal, ranks third. Then come two
Texas counties and Ottawa, Okla. An
other Texas county and Franklin, ILL.,,
and then another Texas county.
Who was that American statesman,
who is 1s4s said: when you get
Texas you get a fine collection of
rattlesnaks and cactus, and the long
er you keep Texas the more rattle
snakes and cactus you'll set?"