The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-08-13
OBSERVATIONS
lContributedl

OBSERVATIONS
lContributed)
Little Miss Sugar Shortage says it
is not fair to accuse girl of snok-
ing merely because you detect the
odor Of cigar about her lips
It's what's at the wheel and not
the auto that makes the trouble.
The more intelligent the woman.
the more she wiz be fiattered by
praise of her appearance.
Just because Florida has so many
clouds with silver Innings is no reason
why her people should be eternaily
up in the air.
OcaIa is never behind in anything,
especially things pertaining to style.
Many of her autoes are wearing cute
little awnings. We would suggest
the addition of an ice box if there was
anything to put in it.
One of our drug stores declares
it sells more hair tonic that almost
any other article. We don't know
whether to attribute the seemingly
increased demand to the men of bald
heads, or to attribute it to the bald
ness produced by prohibition. (Get
that off your mind hair tonic has
been denatured Editor.
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Newspapers everywhere are re-
porting extraordinary fine peach
crops in almost every section of the
South. Well. we'll tell the world
Florida has improved on the Geor-
gia practice of wrapping peaches IN
tissue paper, by daintily draping 8
bewitching veil over the sun-kissed
cheeks of its fairest ones.
The only difference between US of
today and you of yesterday, is that
we use a different remedy to produce
the hiceoughs.
Even a fat man may have a shrink
ing disposition without losing any
weight.
A young lady intimated to US yes
terday that if there was law that
prohibited the driving Of an auto
with one hand. she for one wanted it
repealed. Maybe she is engaged and
wants TO show. that diamond ring
$50
It is getting so that only the "rich
and very wealthy can afford
"skeeter net. and that careless ele-
gance of a blister spangled edition
of sunburn or the exclusiveness Of
spearing your major toe on broken
bottle.
For fact. this summer has been
one of the most delightful for many
years All stay at home Floridians
declare it has eclipsed anything the
weather man has dolled out for ages.
But for all that there are some
cranks who just must growl. For
their benefit we relate the report !
that comes first-handed from a per- |
sonage spending the summer on
ssgrandfather's farm" in Arizona:
Yesterday we rode out on the
prairie to witness a rabbit hunt. The
dogs had the rabbits and were chas-
ing like fun-all were walking"
A woman will marry a man to re-
form him, but bank won't employ
him for the same purpose.
A bachelor we know says he does |
not blame the man for going over
Niagara Falls in barrel if he had at /
home what the newspapers says he
had, wife and eleven children. He
wouldn't have waited to get to Ma
CARA.
Ocean travel is being made easier
and safer than it used to be. but !
there does not appear to be any prom
Use of its becoming any less unset
ting to the stomach.
Dispatches to date say that the |
corkscrew skirt is the latest thing
from Paris. If any American girl
attempts to use it her mother ought
to stopper.
1t is expensive to maintain team
of horses, an automobile or an af-
finity. In fact. we can't think Of any
thing worth while just now that is
not expensive.
A woman needs two hands to drive
nail, but she can drive man with
one hand tied behind her back.
Funny, isn't it. how fellow never
sees the freckles on girls nose until
after counting her for six months. she
tells him that "his presence is only
desired as a brother"
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