The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-07-21

postoffIce l., Pensacola, Fla, under Acs
Of Congress, March 8. 1879.
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FIRST COLUMN
Pa says
Tibet, somehow or ruther,
He gifts so tired
This kind of weather,
Thet he CANT hardly
Keep Goin';
Sister says thet pa
Makes her tired;
But ma says
Thet the thing tibet
Is the matter with pa is =
Thet he gifts hissef
All worked up
Bout how tired he
Is goin' to be when he
GIFTS to work, and then
He is too wore out to
Git to Work.
-O--
Said she to me-
please don't say amt
It's such an ugly word;
I'd like to know
What / should say 81 -
Now amt that girl absurd? !
oh, to be a poet;
To sing the song of the pines;
Of "a
skies;
To voice the music of the tapping
waves;
To tell the story of the throbbing
stars;
To have vision enough and words
enough
To sing the praises Of
Pensacola.
: To Germany: Sign, sign, sign with
Put your name on the line. right
there!
This slang is a real AIDE to the
English language.
This will be cooler summer when
Funny thing about these Florida
towns-the more they advertise the
more they grow. Queer, amt it?
Now the Tampa Tribune tells us
that Ouija has told Premier Grabski,
of Poland, to change his name to Let
goski.
Some of these syndicate stories re-
mind us of sardines in a box, all the
same size and all with the same
flavor.
The new styles are fearfully and
wonderfully made, and the maid is
also fearful and wonderful, being
mostly handmade.
The Florida canning club girls have
long since learned the difference in I
can't and l can. And they are in IA
vor of the latter.
The Tampa Tribune says: THE
Pensacola Journal has discovered that
castles in Spain" leak; yes, and~th
keep of them gives many an own
er insomnia.
A publicity man sent the Tampa
a poem on the cattle tick
thirty two verses long. Where
upon the Tribune surmises that dip
ping" made him "dippy."
Just as a matter of warning to
Federal job holders-if, by hook or
crook, the Republicans should get in;
there will be a decided "back-to-the
farm movement" beginning soon aft
er March 4, neXt-Times7 Union
Women Preferred as Life Savers"
says a headline They make good life
savers, all right One saved our life
one time-by marrying us At least,
she thought she did, and we've never
had the nerve to hint that we might
have lived on even if she had refused.
Telegram.
o.
A the end of the season, two ladies,
who had spent the winter
here, were heard to cemark that Sc
bring was the finest little town they
ever knew, mo gossiping or backbiting
or scandal had they heard all winter"
That is "a mighty fine reputation we
would consider.-Sebring White Way. |
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Maybe that watch lost by the editor
Of the St Petersburg Times and val |
ued at $4,000, is the same one that
was caught in a fish out here at Bluff
Springs. The poor fish probably got
tired of the small town, and was on
his way to a real city, meaning of
course. Pensacola, and got caught. |
Like good many dead ones, ne was
found with a watch on him, that had
forgotten how to run. However they |
say it was real good watch. st. |
Times please take notice.