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Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26
Daily Horoscope
THE stars incline. but do not compel
THURSDAY, MAY 81, 1920.
copyright, 1920, by the Mcclure
NeWspaper Syndicate.)

Copyright, 1920. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.)
Kindly stars dominate this day. &C
cording to %astrology. The Sun, Mer-
curry and Jupiter, are all In benenc
aspect.
1t is a sway fortuitous for all who
would gain popularity, since the as
pect Is supposed to encourage the
acceptance of men and women at
their own vacation. Politicians should
make the best of this government or
the stars.
/ While conditions are most auspi-
cious for public speakers. h news
papers and periodicals are likely TO
be well-inclined toward personal ex-
ploitation when the stars are posted
as they are today.
All lines of advertising are sup
| posed to be wonderfully well directed
today making for large returns.
| Contracts n agreements signed
today should bring he best OF luck
and should be In every way fortunate.
Bankers should benefit from this
| sway, but they may have some new
| anxiety over a foreign loan.
Jupiter gives promise of honors and
! promotion TO educators. College pro-
| lessons should profit by agitation on
| the part of the public, but none viii
| gain the highest rewards in the
| power of the people to bestow.
Friendships begun or gifts bestowed
during this rule of the stars should
be nos fortunate.
Agitation concerning taxation 1.
likely to be again carried on In for
ums and on the printed page
The founding of a new periodical
that will set a novel fashion in cur
rent literature Is foreshadowed.
Musicians about whom prophesie'
of success have come true will con
tinue to gain in popular estimation
and will hold their advantages.
There will be an expression OF
new art consciousness that reverse
all approval of sporadic or ~eccentri'
movements. the seers Thi
Is owing to the. aspect of Venus.
When the Sun enters Libra in tn
autumn, there will be great DANCE
of a panic In Wall Street. it Is prog
nosticated.
Persons whose birth date 1t /
should be careful to avoid acciden
during the coming year. They shoul.
beware of new enterprises. Thos
who are employed will benefit.
Children born on this day will hav
a career IN which happi
ness comes as well as success. Girl
may be very fond of attention an
amusement.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

purchasers of them. which would m
.mediately commence to Regulate our
prices here at home and enable us
to gradually work back to a pre-war,
normal condition. The effect of econ
.omy and increased production would
strengthen ourselves morally. financial
ly and socially. and the psychological
effect Of the organization and activity
of such corporation after it began to
function would b very great inter-
nationally"
While this seems primarily a n
ers' proposition. it is something that
concerns every working man of Perth
IAmboy and OF every ether Industrial
community as well as the farmers and
business generally. While we have
prosperous times at present we must
look to the future for a continuation
of this prosperity and This means
keeping open for us the markets of the
world.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26
Rippling Rhymes
By WALT MASON.
Oxrralls

I bought a suit OF overalls. a
suit OF dingy blue. with creases
down the outer walls, and bib ana
tucker. co., And all my neignbors
did the same, and everyone IN
town. to knock the proiteering
game. and bring the prices down.
The rich men In their gilded halls
with poor men fell in line; We all
were wearing overalls. and feeling
mighty fine. At last we'd found a
useful way to curb the rising cost.
and make the profiteering jay feel
like an early frost. And then the
price of denim rags went soaring
to the moon; the dealers sprung
tho same old gags, and crooned
the same old tune. The ZONES
toiler in the ditch could not anord
to buy new overalls-we Idle rlcn
sad sent the price sky high. The
honest workers everywhere In hg-
leaves were arrayed: the dealer
had no buds to spare-we'd bought
his stock IN trade. We wore our
oyeralis a week, and then the
thing grew stale: we tool n
threw them in the creek, or hung
them on a nail. And thus a great
reform. my dears, was to n DIS
card hurled: and still h usy
~profiteers are fencing in the world.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

A fur-lined coat is the coolest coat
we know of. If o ever buttoned 1t
people wouldn't know that it was fur
lined.
A woman may flee from other kinds
of Temptation. But she'll stop In front
of a 'Etlllner's window.
Unless her face Is painted o can't
tell what is inside of a womans head
by looking at her face.
Many a man who leaves college
with a degree of Pr. ID. gets married
and decides hat Phi. d. means Darn
Phool .
Any wife Is a leading lady. And
any husband can tell you that she
doesn't come up to her advance no
tees.
Why does q woman imagine that II
Is questionable to be in love with
| her husband after she has been mar
ried for a while?
What has become of all h o. I
whatchamacollems that used tc
stand on the o. (. whatnot?
There isn't much wrong with the
kind of man who feels good when
friend of his has a streak of goot
luck.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

The Hungry Man sitting at a table
by a window had waited for a half
hour for his order and was getting
sore. The Cheerful Waiter stood
looking out of the window.
The rain will be here in a minute
or two now" remarked the Cheerful
Waiter.
well, I didn't order it," growled
the Hungry Man. I'm waiting for a
steak"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

Joe Cannon tells young men not TO
take more than one drink a day, Ger
..tainIy not. And never shoot more
than one dodo a day.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26
towards.

You may have noticed that Vice
President Marshall, who is the Presid-
ing Officer Of the Senate, stated that IL
prohibition had been considered In
secret session. not 20 votes would
have been cast for 1t. We have made
this same statement twenty times.
but it sounds better coming from the
Presiding Oficer OF the Senate. This
is only one of the straws that show
that prohibition is doomed.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

When two Mexicans start out on a
lcareer of banditry they probably toss
Ia coin to see which n will be the
general.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

Pete Horback claims That the old
est joke is the one about h Irish
man who was handling dynamite in
a quarry He let a stick drop and the
whole box went up taking Mike
with II. The quarry boss came
around later and said to another
Irishman: where's Mixer" Hes
gone" replied Pat. when will he
be back?" asked the boss. "Weli' re-
piled Pat "if he comes back as fast
as he went he'll be back yeester-
day"
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

These new-fangled high brows
make me SICK" growled MIR Gabb In
disgust, as he threw his newspaper on
the floor
what Is the matter now?" asked
Mrs. Gabb.
why. here is a physiognomist who
announces that when a man selects a
wife he should pay more TO
her chin than to her other features.
growled Mr.. Gabb.
"Well, what about it?" asked Mrs.
Gabb.
what about it 2" yelled Mr.. Gabb.
What else can a married man do
but pay attention to his wife's chin?'
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

Gasoline will clean your clothes"
remarked the OId Fogy.
Yes. IND IL will also clean your
pockets IL you own an automobile, -
replied the Crouch.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

one can no longer find an appetizer
hut. considering the price of food, 1t
is perhaps just as well.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

Well, why should anybody run for
vice president while laborers are paid
at the present rate?
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

Palmer will never tur the trick I'M
Mn he discovers a way to list promises
on the stock exchange.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

This worlds a good old place, 50 take
No fear of the tomorrows.
Ii offers lots of joys to. make
I'D for its passing sorrows.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

The hotel man must think I'm green,
His dirty beds I'm damnIng;
The pillows on The bed look clean,
But they are only shamming
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

Now when you speak of wind kind
friends,
My ignorance I'm showing,
So tell me whepe the bloomin' wind
Stays when 1t is not blowing.
Hastings (Neb.) Tribune.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26
Windy

| The wind blows high. the wind blows
low.
1t keeps me on the hop;
| But l think L Will let 1t blow
Until 1t wants to stop.
Luke McLuko.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26
Names.

High sounding names don't mean
thing.
For Montmorency Ruddygore
DuPeyster Royal Avaling.
Is squirting soda In a store.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

Well, with the wind or with a scold,
To argue doesn't pay;
And so it's just as well, we hold
To let both have their way.
Newark Advocate.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

Our Daily Special.
A Days Pleasure Hurts You More
Than a Days Work.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

Have a Heart, Doc
We were feeling bad h other night
and we didn't feel much better when
we noticed hat DR.. L. Dye, of Grants
vile, w. Va, was registered at the
Savoy Hotel, Cincinnati.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26
Bits of By-PLay

BY LUKE McLUKE

Copyright. 1926. the Cincinnati In
quirer)
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

Did you know that A. Lady shave'
every day, has a wife and three hill
dren and runs q grocery store IL
Pleasant City, Ohio?
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26
WHATS the Fare to Sidney?

(Headline in Sidney. o., News.)
ONE HUNDRED PER CENT OF
OUR BUSINESS MEN OUGHT TO
BE AT BUSINESS GIRLS
ROOMS.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

suescrtp,ipr Price by NAL. including posi-,
rre ard war tax. ! month % cen'
0.ar a. Sn-
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-05-26

T. LOGAN cLEvENGER. Editor.
N p OI.MsTEAD. Business Manager
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-27
REPORT SHOWS TRADE
BALANCE WITH MEXICO

PITTSBURG. oct. 26.-The aver
age daily wage Of every person en-
pl0yed in Allegheny county one OF
the cOuntry's greatest iudust- al
centcrs increased 7O.2 per cent IA
three years. according 20 James r.
Woodward state secretary OF in
tcrnal affairs. The per capital daily
wage for 1919 was $5.08, while that
OF 1915 was s2.s5. Mr. Woodward
said. He used the latter year for
comparison because ne said IL was
fairly normal" whereas 1917 and
1918 were abnormal. owing 10 the
war
Although production valuation
during the war years was greater
than IN 1919. Mr.. Woodward's fig
ures showed wages had increased
steadily from 1916 20 $3.53 daily IN
1917. and s4.71 IN 1913 20 S5.0S IN
1919.
Production value in 1919 amounted
to 21.9O0.226, 400 as compared with
in 1916, an increase
OF 17.3 per cent In 1917 and 1918
production value reached well over
the 22.OOO,0O0.OO0 mark
The per capita wealth OF the
county was $3.50. or u times the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-27
RUB ON SPRAINS.
PAINS SWELLING
Don't suffer. Relief comes the
moment you rub with
St. Jacobs Oil.

Don't stay crippled. Rub this
soothing, penetrating liniment right
into the sprain. ache or strain. and
out comes pain, soreness, stiffness
and swelling
Nothing else penetrates, heals and
strengthens the injured muscles.
nerves. tendOns and ligaments so
promptly. II doesn't bum or dis
color the skin and can not cause in
jury. Don't suffer- Get a small trial
bottle from any drug store now
timber up, Rub the misery right
out. a moment after est. Jacobs
Oil' is applied you can not feel the
slightest pain or soreness. and you
can go about your regular duties.
est Jacobs OIL" conquers pain. It
has been used effectively for sprains.
strains, soreness and stiffness for 60
years-six gold medal awards.
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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-27
STUDENTS TAKE
ECONOMIC COURSES

PHILADELPHIA. oct. 26-More
than 800 students in Princeton uni
verslty mostly juniors who have en-
rolled in the economies course. will
have their photographs taken TO be
used IN a card index by professors
in the department Of economies
To help identify the students. each
Instructor will bring 90 the recita-
ton rooms a small box bearing
cards. on which Will be the name.
seat number and photograph Of n
student
Prof. Frank A. Fetter. head Of the
department or economies. said the
teacher haF been handicapped by not
knowing each pupil by name wher-
ever he meets him and that the pro-
posed scheme should enable an IN
strUctor 10 yet acquainted with all
in his class within a few DAYS.
This plan was used here with
marked success i'm the Student Army
Training Courses during the world
war.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-27
A Whole Year
To Pay for 1t

If you place your order NOW small cash
deposit is all you need to invest immedi-
ately-and the balance a little at a time
each month.
We give you a net price on your Round Oak
all complete, ready for use-without extra
material or labor charges later.
You know exactly to a penny what the
total cost will be, as soon as we finish in
specting your home to ascertain the cor
rect size, etc.
No extra delivery charges NOW-if you live
within Is miles
But out-of-town people should send in
their names at once so that their homes
may be seen before our offer ends.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-27
TELLS HOW INDIA
EXPORTS WHEAT
Says Mass Of People Live on
Coarser Grains of
Barley.

CHICAGO. oct. Z6.-How 20 is that
notwithstanding reports Of famine in
India that country is exporting
wheat was explained here today by
the Rev. Dr. Benson Banker. who
has been for many years a mission
AIRY in the heart o. India. He now
represents the board Of foreign mis-
EIons OF the Methodist Episcopal
church ln Chicago. working IN CON
Ne"tion with the committee on con
EerratiOn and advance.
The reason ISL very clear Dr.
Baker said The people OF India
are so poor that the great mass OF
them live on thc courser grains. such
Is barley. rye. rice. etc. Wheat IS
eaten only by the wealthy people.
and is grown largely for export so
that even in the face Of famine u Is
better TO export the wheat. and 20
use tho money received in buying
coarscr grains. which the poor people
are accustomed 90 eat.
Always Good Crop.
There are always good crops in
bome parts OF India and now with
their modern railroad systems. the
government is able 20 transport
grain from one part 10 another.
thus tn some measure alternating
the rigor OF famine.
Just now famine as due very
largely 20 our old friend r. c. L
The cost Of living in India has risen
IN proportion more than Il has in
America and the people there on a
totally different economic basis. have
had a frightful time Of IL. Until
some readiustment I'm wages and liv-
Ing expense has been made. some
thing akin 20 famine conditions is
bound 20 obtain II India can sell
its wheat, which is comparatively
high priced product. 90 the outside
world, the money obtained will help
20 solve great problems there"
Or. Baker added ne was con
vluced that the great mass of people
in India are satisfied with British
rule. and under the new reform
schemes. we are going 10 see India
make tremendous advances"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-27
CLAINLs FoR DAMAGE.

BELFAST. ireland. Oct. 26. -
Claims for damage caused In the
Belfast riots in July and August
amount 20 100000 while Llsburn's
orgy Of destruction resulted in claims
for S4.O75.O0o. Lsburn is a town
OF 1850 population and owes its
name curiously 20 its destruction
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-27
You Should Visit Our Store Today

Special display of Ppeless in Heating Department
Make your investigation now-in time decide
while the factory Heating Engineer is with US
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-27

by FIRE IN 1907. Its townspeople are
taking the situation phnosophically
and remarks that when the Sim
Feiners pay the government for de-
stroyed courthouses and barracks
we viii pay and not till then"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-27
Michigan Synod Holds
Meeting at Goshen

GOSHEN, md. oct. "a meet
ing OF the brotherhood % the Elk
hart district Of the United Lutheran
church OF the Michigan synod. was
held here at the First Lutheran
church Monday evening An ad-
dress by DR.. Tellus. president OF Wit
tenberg college, Springfield. O.. pre-
ceded the banquet which was at
tended by Representatives from the
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-27

by lhUeu Ereiss
CHICAGO. Oct. IS. - Burglars
backed a truck up 20 the Peter Van
Shack and Son drug store here early
today and hauled away 80 barrels
and 800 cases OF whisky and a large
quantity OF cocaine. The haul was
valued az 100000.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-27

% hi ave ia Round CkwHl
il N you is y " yOu jut esevieyo
t. o ma he for you
his Ism II
n %
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-27

Lutheran churches OF EIkhart, South
Bend. Mishawaka. Syracuse. Nap
panee, Lagrange. AIlddlebury. Nil
lersburE and Milford
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-27
MILK PRODUCFRs NfFFT.

CHICAGO, oct. 90. - MIX pro-
ducers, distributors and large buyers
from northern Illinois. northeastern
Indiana and south Wisconsin We're
in conference here today over No
vember prices.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-27
RURGLARs rSF TRrCK

average per capita wealth OF the
United States
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-27

Something new, Santa Rosa Jun
for 10 cent cigar. 1891 %
Evening star., 1920-02-05
FLEET CORPORATION BACK
TO THIS CITY APRIL ]
Only About One-Third of I.7OO
Clerks Have Shown WILLINGNESS
to Return From Philadelphia

PHILADELPHIA. February 5.-The
Emergency Fleet Corporation that
mighty shipbuilding arm of the gov
crnment which. headed by Charles NJ
Schwab. came here from Washington
m June. 1917. will move back TO the
National Capital April ].
Its present head is Judge J. r.
Payne. only about one-third of his
100 stenographers clerks and ac-
'ountants have expressed a willing
ness to go back to Washington. The
chief problem in Washington Is said
10 be housing.
Arizona republican., 1920-09-19
ABOUT THE STATE

it would be necessary for the growers to leave their wagons at the gin until such time as their turn for unloading might come. This would not work any particular hardship were it not for the fact that the cotton would not be protected during rain storms, and that once the cotton became wet it could not be ginned until thoroughly dry. Just what steps will be taken to clear up the depends entirely upon the ac- tion of the cotton company.-Blade- Tribune.
 Want Highway Cleared
 MESA-Yesterday afternoon, the committee appointed recently by the commercial club to see the corporation commission relative to the closed DOT ton of the Mesa Tempe highway, went to Phoenix for that purpose, Although it was 5:30 o'clock in the afternoon before the commission was at leisure, the committee was accorded earnest attention.
 The commission had the proceedings on the highway brought out and read. The order showed that upon the agree ment of the town of Tempe to cut down trees and remove instructions from certain point along the changed high way, the new route was approved.
 It was explained that inasmuch as Tempe had not compiled with the agreement, the road could not De opened without laying the railway
Arizona republican., 1920-09-19
To Add City Eouipment


 MESA = Bids for the additional equipment needed to supply the needs of Mesa for light and power will be asked for in the immediate future, ac- cording to a decision that was reached last night by the city council at the regular September meeting. The mat ter was brought to a head when H. L.. Chandler, representing the Southside Gas & Electric company, appeared be- fore the council and asked that his company be allowed an additional 40 kilowatts, making the total to be de- livered by the city to the Southside Gas & Electric company TOO kilowatts. The extra 400 are to be used to furnish Tempe with light and power. Accord ing to the terms of the contract that the city has with the company, the latter is to be permitted to take the capacity delivery of the local plant.
 The city has a contract with the Water. Users association which guar antees the city 1900 kilowatts, and the demands made by the Southside Gas & Electric company would leave the city with 500 kilowatts, and the pros poets are that the city will need 75O kilowatts within very short time, as the winter lighting season approaches and then the cotton gins begin run ming full time. As it is now, with the gins running only about half time the city is using almost up to the limit contracted for, and it will be essential that additional equipment be added to the local plant as soon as possible in order that the present and prospective needs of the city users be properly sup piled Tribune.
 Cotton Brings Low Price
 MESA-Although there is no market for cotton, very few bales have been sold for so cents per pound. Merlin Harin of Mesa paid this although he stated that there is as yet no market, and that he is not offering the amount came to him. Like all the other buy CTS of the valley, Mr. Hardin who is with the Howard and Grigsby cotton company. is anxious for the market to open. Union.
 Face Ginning Problem
 FLORENCE-At a meeting of farm CTS held at the office of Clemans broth CTS on Wednesday afternoon of this week it was the unanimous expression of those present that the farmers of this valley organize and become affil- lated with the national farm bureau. This decision was arrived at after MT. c. $. Brown, president of the state farm bureau, explained the many advant- ages of the farm bureau and the modus operandi of the organization.
 The meeting was called, primarily for the purpose of discussing the ques- ton of ginning the cotton crop in the valley with MT. w. l.. V. Brown, of the Salt River Valley Cotton company Mir. Brown was not present, however, and action was necessarily put over until later date. It developed at the meeting that the perplexing question relative to ginning at the local gin was that of storage capacity, or rather the lack of storage capacity. It was ex- plained that without storage capacity
Arizona republican., 1920-09-19

company liable to the risk of injuring someone at the crossing.
 The commission stated that a letter would be written to the Tempe city council asking what the towns intep- tions are in the matter, in an endeavor to see if the highway cannot be opened. The committee was careful to explain that it had no fight either with Tempe or the railway company, but was only desirous of having the road opened. Union.
 New Commander at Whipple
 PRESCOTT-With the departure yesterday of Colonel and Mrs. Charles 4. Shepard for their new station at Fort Stanton. New Mexico. Whipple Barracks went under the command of Major Robert H. Stanley recently here from Greenville, N. C. No changes in personnel or policy have been an nounced following the assumption of office of the new commander-Jou Journal- Miner.
 l. w. w. Denied Citizenship
 DOUGLAS-It will require five years for that taint of I. W. W to wear off before a former ''wobbly" can become
Arizona republican., 1920-09-19

a citizen of the United States before Superior Judge A. c. Lockwood.
 This She judge told a Bisbee Span iard whose name was given as J. L.. Rodriguez, when the latter came be- fore Lockwood on semi-annual natur- alization at Tombstone Tuesday. About 25 of the 4 applicants for naturaIiza- tion passed. Eight were rejected for insufficient knowledge of the consti- tuition. one because of his former con- nection with the I. ". w, and others on technical grounds.
 Judge lockwood reiterated from the bench his former assertion. in effect, that TO man ea3 be an I. w. w. and a good American citizen at the same time. and said 10 l. w. w. could ex pecr naturalization from him. He said that if 3 fOreiEncr, after quitting the orCaniza ton con show by the life he lives for five years after severing such connection, that he is fit to be a citi- zen, lis application will be favorably ccns-Gered.
 Rodriguez was so informed. It ap- pearct that Rodriguez repented and Guit the l. W. W. in August, 1917. Judge Lockwood held that his connec- tion with the organization was too