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St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1920-12-03
PEOPLE MUST HAVE TURKEY
Always willing 10 Pay High Priees for
the Chief Feature OF Thanks
giving Dinner.

New York spends about s3OOO,OO0
on It's Thanksgiving dinner, with tur.
key MS It's chief feature. The dcnl.
crs sny n II cost n dollar per pound
they would sell just about os muny
Turkey on Thanksgiving ~ traditional
IN America, and the furmcr knows r.
lie fnttcns his best birds and saves
them for this day. without realizing
II the farmer thus corners the mar.
kct until the price gets high enough.
Then be- sells But the people will
have their turkey md this ycur the
dealers expect n greater demand thnn
ever. although th"y nrc selecting
smaller birds In order to meet n.
The great part o' the clty's turkey
supply comes from the Middle Wcst=
Indiana, Ohio and Michigan. Mary
land and Kentucky send large runslgn
ments This year turkey sp,cluls'
ARE run from st. Louis \ year nro
one of these trains brought $1,000
birds FOR The lnrnl mnrlyct.
vast numbers of turkeys urr ruisrd
IN Missouri md TcNus Tho pruduri
~ the hitter state. where the birds
feed on sngo md suunowor seeds. n
highly regarded. According tn REPORTS
however the output ~ both uf these
sections hus been effectively cururrcd
this year
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1920-12-03

Maternity cases taken reason
able at my home. Call Col 9Oi.
llO9 Princeton, near Burr,
Bring in your news items.
For Sale 100 X 100 with 3
room house. chicken coop for 200
chickens. II bearing fruit trees
and 4 bearing English walnuts.
Price $1,000, easy terms. 62l
East Polk street. 4
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1920-12-03

For Rent-Thrce rooms un.
furnished or partly furnished at
il9 N. Leonard street.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1920-12-03

Short Rugs and Carpet Weay.
ing at GIL w. Leavitt street.
Call after $3.50.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1920-12-03

For Sale Flemish Yank Rab-
bits, -four does and one big buck.
-929 S. Kellogg: Col. 200.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1920-12-03

Visit TOY LAND at the ST.
Johns Hardware Company
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1920-12-03

The Bachelor Club basket ball
team will meet the speedy Swas-
tikas quintet on the skating
rink floor Wednesday evening,
Dee. 9Th, in the opening game Of
the City Basket Ball League.
Both teams have been through
some strenuous practice sessions
during the past month, and will
be in condition for a fast game,
which promises to be hotly con-
tested from start to finish.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1920-12-03
Notice Of Amendment OF Articles
OF Incorporation

The Peninsula Security Company, an
Oregon corporation, has hled with the
Corporation Commissioner OF the State
.ul oregon, also the County Clerk Of
Multuumah County, Oregon, second
supplementary Articles ot Incorporation
amending the Articles OF said corporation
50 AS 90 authorize Il 10 more extensively
conduct and carry ON the business ui
fire aud burglary insurance agents, and
agents for bonding aud surety companies
and 10 conduct more extensively a safety
deposit business.
PENINSULA SECURITY COMPANY
BY =. l.. Drinker, President.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1920-12-03
GETTING IN

an entirely new stock of hard
ware which We are selling at
such n price, rs they won't
last long when people find
out they are getting some
thing for nothing. That's
about the size of it. 1t is
like giving it away.
St. Johns review. (Saint Johns, Or.) 1904-current, 1920-12-03

Bring In your job printing while
yeu think Of IT, Don't wait "
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-03-13

IF ONLY the Nations farmers could compel efficient,
nomicalmarkeng Of their animals their grains, their
vegetables their fruits their WOOL their cotton,
we'll producers would profit in equitable prices
This sort of marketing of the things for which the
American Farm Bureau Federation stands.
7 ME American Farm Bureau Federation is the
tonal voice for agriculture, speaking only for it's
farmer members but also for everyone who eats food and
Clothes The day of cheap food past and the public
realize that the only basis for greater food production
a Just profit to the farmer.
The American Farm Bureau Federation stands for the
regulation of corporations dealing in oodstus for support
of cooperative enterprises, for economy public affairs;
it opposes government ownership Of public utilities.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-03-13


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The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-03-13

FOLKS everywhere, asking: 'What is the American
J. Farm Bureau Federation? What does it stand for?
What does it propose to do?"
Those questions have been partly answered this page
They fully discussed, fully answered. great series of
articles by Eugene Davenport Dean of the College of Agr
culture of the University Of Illinois, beginning in the Janu
airy 9th issue of The Country Gentleman.
LIVERY city who hopes for lower prices should
read this series of articles in The Country Gentleman
dated january p, Cents Copy on News-stands 81
Year by mai address The Country Gentleman, Indepen-
dence Square, Philadelphia, Pennsy lvania)
will point the way that understanding between
and country that will bring about just prices for food and
clothing-wiIl uncover what happens in the dark.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
CITY PEOPLE "EAsY MARKS"
Many Bestowed Aims on Beooar for
Whom lusty Youth Was En-.
oaQed in "Barkino."

Since efficiency is finding its way
into all business one of the Oldest
professions" of all has begun to adopt
modern methods. The innovation is
due to beggar who made his stand
opposite one of the subway entrances
along the Williamsburg bridge ap-
pronch on Delaney street, the New
York Evening Sun states.
Many who passed this spot recently
were struck by the appearance Of this
beggar, an elderly, long-bearded man,
who sat huddled up in a wheel chair.
Alongside was a husky youth Of nine
teen or SO, busily engaged in "barking'
for the beggar. Secretly the latter
must have thought it good joke on
the alms-giving public. for there was
always a smirk on his face, as his
friend shouted SO none should neglect
to drop a coin in the beggar's lap. His
"spiel" was in Yiddish, which, roughly
translated into English, would be:
"Stop: Give charity, people,"
Many who ought to have known bet
ter stopped and gave.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
II You Need a Medicine
You Should Have the Best

Have you ever stopped to reason why
1t is that so many products that are ex-
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
of sight and are soon forgotten? The
reason is plain-the article did not fulfill
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to a medicine.
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy is
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says Take for
example DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, a
preparation I have sold for many years
and never hesitate to recommend, for in
almost every case it shows excellent re-
suits, as many of my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy has so large a
sale"
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success of DR..
Kilmer's SwampRoot is due to the fact,
90 many people claim, that it fulills al
most every wish in overcoming kidney,
liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri-
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive a sample bottle OF
Swamp Root by Parcels Post. Address
DR.. Kilmer Co., Binghamton, N. Y,
and enclose ten cents; also mention this
paper. Large and medium size bottles
for sale at all drug stores.-Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
COMMON ANCESTOR TO BLAME
UnsiohtIy "AppIe" 10 4 Legacy Be-
queathed to His Posterity by
Old Father Adam.

We all shave it in" for Adam for
shutting to our faces the gates of the
Garden of Eden. But many Of us,
though we may not know it, bear a
particular resemblance to this COM
mon ancestor that puts another chip
on the shoulder. For it is generally
conceded that an adams apple" is
no aid to beauty. And besides making
Of our Paradise a cold, bare world. it
is Adam who inflicted upon US this ad-
ditional burden. When our common
progenitor took the fatal bite that for
ever doomed the rest Of us to exist
ence by the sweat of our brows, a
piece of the fruit is supposed to have
lodged in his throat and stuck there
in his children's children unto the nth
generation. And that Is why the
slight proturberance that some people
have at the front Of the throat is
called adams apple" Speaking of
ancestry, some of us carry about on
our persons unmistakable proof of our
ancient lineage.-Chicago Journal.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
OPEN NOSTRILS! END
COLD OR CATARRH
How 70 Get Relief When Head and
Nose Are Stuffed Up.

Count fifty. Your cold in head or
catarh disappears. Your clogged nos
trils will open, the air passages Of
your head will clear and you can
breathe freely. No more snufiing,
hawking, mucous discharge, dryness
or headache, no struggling for breath
at night. g.
Get small bottle Of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist and apply a
little of this fragrant antiseptc
cream in your nostrils. It penetrates
through every air passage Of the head,
soothing and healing the swollen or
infamed mucous membrane, giving
you instant relief. Head colds and
catarrh yield like magic. Don't stay
Stuffed-up and miserable. Relief Is
sure.-Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
AM GLAD TO ENDORSE
PE-RU-NA
Glad to Try Anything

Three years ago my system
Aiti0n and I was broken out all
over my body. I began to be wor.
ried about my condition and I
was glad to try anything which
would relieve me. Peruna was
Eeeo"nended to me as a fine
soon found that 1t was worthy
Of praise. A few bottles changed
my condition materially and In a
short time I was al over my
trouble. I owe my restoration to
health and strength to PeFuna.
I am glad to endorse it.n
Sold Everywhere
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
TAKE ASPIRIN RIGHT
bayer Company, who introduced A..
pirin in 1900, give proper
directions.

To get quick relief follow carefully
the safe and proper directions in each
unbroken package of "Bayer Tablets
of Aspirin This package is plainly
stamped with the safety "Bayer
Cross
The "Bayer Cross" means the gen.
uine, world-famOus Aspirin, prescribed
by physicians for over eighteen years.
"Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" can be
taken safely for Colds, Headache.
Toothache, Earache, Neuralgia, Lum-
bago, Rheumatism, Joint Pains, Neu-
ritis, and Pain generally.
Handy tin boxes Of u tablets cost
but a few cents. Druggists also sell
larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin Is
the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture
Of Observation-Disclosures of Salicylic-
acid.-Adv.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
Wild Dogs Devour Sheep.

DepredatiOns by packs of wild dogs
are causing Australian sheep owners
heavy damage, according to official
reports received at Washington. A
delegation of stOckmen recently sub
mitted to the minister of public lands
of New South Wales statistics show
ing loss of $4,000 sheep in that prov
ince alone in the course of few
months. The delegation requested
government aid in the erection Of
''dogprOof' fence to isolate a district
comprising almost 10000 square miles.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
She Made a Distinction,

Nothing could be Of finer distinction
than that drawn by the woman Of
whom her attorney asked this ques-
tion:
"You wish to divorce your husband? !?
You cannot agree? In what way does
your incOmpatibility of temperament
manifest itself?
"Oh. wish to get divorced and he
doesn't"
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
Do Not Get Careless
With Your Blood Supply

the great vegetable blood medi.
cine, will revitalize your blood and
give you new strength and q
healthy, vigorous vitality. Every
one needs It just now to keep the
system in perfect condition. Go
to your drug store and get . bottle
to-day, and if you need any med
ical advice, you can obtain it with
out cost by writing to Medical d.
rector, Swift Specific Co., 109 Swift
Laboratory. Atlanta. Ga.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
His Fervor pampened.

Down in southern Oklahoma, after
the cotton crops are laid by, it is the
custom Of the colored population to
hold big camp meetings. At one Of
these the minister was talking of the
great joys Of heaven. One of the
brethren became very much excited
and began shouting: Praise de
Lawd; how I does wish Use June
bug; I'd spread my wings and fly
away to heaven"
At this one of the sisters sprang up
and said: "Why, Brudder Nose, one
O. dem woodpeckers would be sh6' to
git yo' on de way."-New York Eve
ming Post.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
500 Reward. 500

Catarrh is a local disease greatly fnfiu-
enced by constitutional conditions. It
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
Is taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys-
tenn. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
destroys the foundation of the disease.
gives the patient strength by improving
the general health and assists nature in
doing its work. $4,000 for any case of
Catarrh that HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE fails to cure.
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co, Toledo, Ohio.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
Impurities Invite Disease.

You should pay particular heed
to any indication that your blood
supply is becoming sluggish, or
that there is q lessening in Its
strong and vital force.
By keeping your blood purified,
your system more easily wards of
disease that is ever present, wait
ing to attack wherever there is an
opening. A few bottles Of s. s. s.,
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
Makes a Difference.

"My wife is making 1t hot for me
because 1 won't give her the pin
money she wants."
"But you ought to give your. wife
pin money"
"Great Scott, man, the pin she wants
this money for is a diamond one."
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
In the Cyclone Belt.

The difficulty of finding house is
not exclusively an Eastern problem.
Out in Kansas, for instance, a native
observed a stranger looking around
and ventured to say, "GcOd morning,
sir. House hunting"
"Yes," replied the stranger. Il won
der If it could have blown this far
Boston Transcript.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
Comparisons.

n am glad to give this opportunity
to learn a good business to returned
soldier. But you will have to begin
at the bottom
"That is lot better than going over
the top"
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
Why He Wanted strono Ones.

"Gimme three cigars" ordered
O'Rourke, showing a quarter across the
counter.
"Strong ones or mild?"
Gimme the strong ones. The weak
vans is always Dustin in me pocket"
The American Legion Weekly.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
An Inference.

"What's Flubdub prating about?"
"The fairness of these magazine con-
tests"
II see. He won a prize"
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25

20 Happy Day" sang the laundress
as she hung the snowy wash on the
line. It was ''happy day" because
she used Red Cross Bag Blue.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25

The American tractor of all Ameri-
can machinery seems to have the
largest field in Sweden.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25

British East Africa is in the market
for American-made well-drilling ma
chinery.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25

Fools occasionally find opportuni-
ties, but wise men make them.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25

Electric fog sirens have been in.
vented that can be heard for fourteen
miles.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25

A successful fool always has plenty
Of fool admirers.
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
Was in q
Terribly
Run Down
Condition
Mfna Rlcka L.

Miss Rlcka Leopold.
288 Layco ST., Menasha, Wis,
Sec'y Liederkranz. Miss Leopold's
letter opposite conveys in no un-
certain way the gratitude she
feels for Peruna.
Liquid and Tablet Form
Cheyenne record., 1920-03-25
FRECkLES
Now ]. the Time 10 Get Rid Of

Now e the Time 10 Get Rid Of
These Ugly Spots.
There's no longer the slightest need Of
feeling ashamed of your freckles. Othins
double strengths guaranteed to remove
these homely spots.
Simply get an ounce of Othine-double
strength-from your druggist and apply q
little of 1t night and morning and you
should soon that even the worst freckles
ones have vanished entirely. It IL seldom
that more than one ounce Is needed to COM
pletely clear the skin and gain . beautiful
clear complexion.
Be sure to ask for the double strength
Othine as this Is sold under guarantee Of
money back II It fails to remove freckles.
All the Same.
"Are you wearing your last years
clothes?"
YES; and probably my next years
clothes, too"
, 1920-08-12
Tickets Are NOW On Sale
59EklA 4 E &c \ 4t1N.41N4 a ZEE I'd 4M

just drive the dreamcat away ana ali
VIII be well. If the animal makes off
In response to your energetic "Scat!"
you will triumph over many obstacles.
But choose your confidants carefully
when you see dreamcats. 1t Is not a
good sign to have the cat attack you,
Tor 1t means that the obstacles You
VIII have to overcome will be great.
Dreamcats also, strangely enough,
seem to have a connection with rob-
hers. If you beat or kill a cat in your
dreams you are going to catch a thief,
and If 1t is a cat you never saw before
you will recover all he may have
stolen from you. These are only gem
eral rules; the mystics are not agree
ing at all with regard to the details Of
cat dreams.
Havelock Ellis. In his book "The
World of Dreams gives an amusing
example Of a cat dream by a poet
friend Of his. The poet dreamed NJ q
, 1920-08-12

cat and the dream consciousness, for
some reason, suggested the word ''tip-
cat" The faculty Of verbal ~assocla-
ton got to work and produced the fol-
lowing %doggerel:
Call in the tipcat. cut OF Its tail,
Fold up some eggs in a saucepan:
Sit on the rest like an elderly male
And gulp down the rest as a horse can.
The analysis is an interesting exam
pie of the verbal association found in
dreams "Tipcat" suggested a cats
tail-its tip. "Cut off its tall suggest
ed a cooking recipe and led to 'eggs in
a saucepan" Eggs suggested sitting"
while "gulp"-which the dreamer noted
appeared a gallop-suggested a horse.
1t is a singular fact that the dream
consciousness sometimes gets in a mer-
ny mood when It is fond of making the
most ridiculous combinations of words
and perpetrating the most atrocious
puns.
, 1920-08-12

Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. G. Austin, former
residents of the valley who are now re-
siding in Denver, came up last Satur-
day on a business and pleasure trip.
Mr.. Austin will return to Denver within
a few days. while Mrs. Austin will visit
some time with her sister, Mrs.
Julia Hansen, on Pass Greek. Mr.. Aus
tin is now connected with n box and
crate manufacturing company in Dem
yer, which he "A is carrying on IL
large business, particularly in the line
of fruit crates and baskets, market bas-
kets, etc.
, 1920-08-12

\ number of officials of the Western
National Life Insurance Company,
which has its headquarters at Chey-
enne. came up from that city last Sat
urday and spent Sunday here. return
ing home on Monday. In the party
were f. g.. Brandenberg. president of
the company, accompanied by his wife
and the l%atter's mother, Mrs. Turner of
st. Louis; Vice President j. T. Atchi-
and Mr.. and Mrs. Walter L.anager.
Mr.. Lanager is n Of the company's
travelling representatives.
, 1920-08-12
Last Night'sD
What They Mean
DO YOU DREAM OF cArs7

WHILE dogs are regarded with favor
W by the mystlcs as dreamland pets,
cats are looked upon askance. The
chief trouble with them seems to be
their occult relation to Islander and
gossip; which is probably why you
call tLat gossipIng neighbor of yours
an "oid cat" Some people whom you
regard as your friends are talking
about you when you dream of cats. If
the cat appears gentle or sleeping. so
much the worse. But don't be alarmed;
to be gossiDed about is the common lot
, 1920-08-12

The heavy rains of the past few days
have effectually blocked all haying
operations in this region, with much
hay down in all parts of the valley.
This week has been an exceptionally
period for this season of the year,
and unusually cold for August weather.
may appreciate the chill and dampness.
hut Platte Valley farmers are not en-
joying the present weather to any ex-
tent.
, 1920-08-12
suffraaIsts May Take Appeal.

Burlington, Wifi the suffrage
amendment is not soon ratified by the
.thirty-slxth state, Vermont suffragists
will appeal TO the United States Su-
preme Court to declare Illegal Gov
ernor Clements veto OF the p%residen-
tial suffrage Dill passed by the Yer
mont Legislature last year. This was
announced in a statement from suf-
frage state headquarters.
, 1920-08-12
Lion Attacks Trainer.

Sioux City, IOwa.-Fred Delmar.
owner of Il wild animal act, suffered
a badly lacerated arm and other in
Juries when attacked by a lion in a
age at the fair grounds here. The
attack was made after Delmar had
1abbed at the lion with a fork. While
the lion was chewing pelmar's arm
the trainer gave a mighty lunge, throw
ing the animal off, and hen ran from
the cage
, 1920-08-12

Miss Anna Doggett came up from
Hanna last Saturday and will spend
the balance of her vacation visiting
her sister. Mrs. r. II. Riggs, in Sara
toga and at the Heather Creek ranger
station. Miss Doggett has been re-em-
ployed to teach in the Hanna schools
another year. and has spent the past
several weeks attending the University
summer school at Laramie.
, 1920-08-12

w. f. Broadhurst came in yesterday
morning from the CONFESS ranch up the
valley. where his crew is engaged in
putting up hay for Mr.. CONFESS. He
brought in a man named Whaley, who
had been struck in the eye by "A piece
of steel from a sickle. The fragment
out difficulty. and he will likely suffer
no ill effects therefrom.
, 1920-08-12

Charles f. Price and family left
last evening for Walcott, enroute to
their home at st. Anthony. Idaho,
Commercial National Bank. They
drove from Idaho here by auto. but
will return home by train. Mr.. Price
having disposed of the car to John
Pegram of the Sisson Hotel.
, 1920-08-12

Mrs. L. y. Harrison. whose home is
in Walcott, arrived here Sunday from
Encampment. where she had been for
Jack Corlett. Mrs. Harrison spent Il
few days in Saratoga visiting with her
daughter. Miss Frances. and many
friends here. She returned to her home
on Wednesdays train.
, 1920-08-12

Ed. Walter and Stewart Edgar ar
rived here last Saturday from Los An
geles. Calf. on u vacation visit. and
days fishing. Both were residents of
the town of Battle during the boom
days Of that camp. and they expect to
visit many of their Did haunts while
in the mountains.
, 1920-08-12
SHORT STORIES


c. +. Holck is preparing to build
walk along the west side of
his property at the corner of River
telephone office. The walk will be
124 feet long. and will include a cross
ing over the alleyway leading to the
river. between the Holck and Ledbet-
ter properties.
, 1920-08-12
Looking Ahead.

Tho Lover-I must get my iance a
birthday present. What would you rug
gest?
The Cynic-oh, a stichpin or a ciga-
rette case-somethlng you can use
when she breaks on with you and sends
It back. -
, 1920-08-12

L. III. Lenke, an old-time Encamp-
ment boy, who now resides at Trinidad,
Colo, arrived Sunday for a weeks
visit with friends. Mrs. Lenke. who
has been visiting in thi community
for the past month. met him at Wal
colt Sunday morning with automobile.
, 1920-08-12

Do yon send The Sun to a friend in
the east?
, 1920-08-12

Anything you wish to buy or sell
Try the classified column.