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The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24
Justified.

Justified.
"Why are you telling everybody at
the table my coffee Is poor?"
IT you will look in my cup, madam,
you will see I have grounds for my as
sertion."
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24
Affinity.

Affinity.
II have dog and hen that are
fast friends"
"What can a dog and hen have In
common"
"These two are both settlers"
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24
\ POOR COUNTER.

A POOR COUNTER.
Hes an expert accountant"
II don't believe 1t. I played golf
with him the other day and tho
score he handed in convinced me
that he had never studied arith.
metic."
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24
Tho Likely One.

"What is your birthstone?"
"Judging from the knocks I am al
ways getting I should say 1t was q
brickbat." :,
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24
Like Folk.

Like Folk.
Flowers are like folk-the daisy shows
Humility, in byways growing.
The violet's modest, but the rose,
The rose Is given to blowing.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24

LADIES, we prepare you
equally as well for a responsible
and good paying position as, the
average business school at one half
the expense and a shorter period
of time. Comptometer and Bur-
rough Calculating machine opera
tors are in demand. Our rates are
moderate and a position is obtain
ed for you. Call or write for free
particulars. Day and evening
classes. N. w. Calculating Ma
chine School, 514 Bremen Arcade,
St. Paul, MINI. 6d2-26
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24
And All the Rest, Too.

And All the Rest, Too.
Bob-There goes the original nu-
mismatist in this town.
Jake-Must have some swell collec-
ton of coins.
Bob-He has. He's the head wait
er in a restaurant downtown.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24

GIRL WANTED-for general house.
work. Mrs. Howard Meyer, 423
Irvine ave. 2-23af
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24

ROOMS-furnished and unfinished.
Chester S. Rouse, 423 Fourth st.,
phone $50. 6t2-28
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24
FOR RENT.

FOR RENT-Nice suite of rooms by
March first. 901 Lake Blvd: Call
27. :, 2-23
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24
HELP WANTED-FEMALE

WANTED-Kitchen girl, Dalton
Hotel. 2-16tf
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24

WANTED-Girl to work from to 6,
after school and Saturdays. Call at
613 3rd street 2t2-24
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24

WANTED-Houses to sell or rent in
all parts of the city. Great de-
mand for them at the Northern
Minnesota Real Estate Exchange,
T. Baudette, manager, PIG Bel
trami avenue. Phone 68. 7d2-28
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24
FOR SALE

FOR SALE-One lath mill. Bolter
and lath machine. Can be seen at
Bagley, Mimi. See or write F.. b.
Getchell, Bemidji, Mimi, or Lars
Omdahl, Bagley, MINI. 5t2-2S
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24
WANTED

WANTED TO BUY-Six or seven
room house or cottage. Modern
and rather centrally located. Dr.
rect replies to blouse" care Pho
neer. 4d2-27
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24

WANTED-Woman to do scrubbing,
soc per hour. Inquire Third
Street Cafe. 2-17tf
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-02-24

WANTED-At once. Girl to assist
with house work. Phone 462. 219tf
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11
TO AID EX-SERVICE MEN IN
OBTAINING VICTORY MEDALS
Local Recruiting unicc VIII Rcnder
Assistance in Filling Our
Applications.

captain Harry l.. King. army re-
oruiting officer, 200 East Broad
Street, has announced that ex-soI-
diers Will he gwen prompt assistance
at his office in the matter OF filling
out applications for victory medals.
They may either write or apply in
person. The latter course is prefer
able.
y room has been set arar, a, the
recruiting Offices for this purpose and
every effort is nut forth 10 expedite
the completion Of the papers. Every.
app!'eaAi should present his dis
charge, from which TO secure the
necessary data
c%.ii y; letters forwarded from tho
9ih1e OF the Adjutant-Geueral at
" . slln-ion. requesting information
concerning the victory medals He
Relieves :; w!l save time both for
the applicant and the army author!-
ties Tor the applications from cx-
sC-r.efs IN this section 70 be for
Wardta from The recruiting Office
here. The medal IN every case viii
.e sent from " ash.nGton d!rec; 10
tae applicant.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11
FOCH SENDS THANKS TO
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS
Shows Keen Delight When Informed
OF Gift To lie Presented

NEW YORK, July lo.-Through Dr.
Marcel knecht. of the French High
Commission. now in Paris, Marshal
Ferdinand Foch has sent his thanks
10 the knights of Columbus on hear
ing OF The Gil, OF a jeweIed baton
which he will receive when the X of
c. pilgrimage attends the unwilling
OF the statue OF Lafayette in Metz on
August y.
Supreme Secretary william ]. Nc
G!nley. OF the knights OF COLUMBUS,
received the cable. which was dated
July !, and read: Marshal Foch
showed keen delight when | told him
today o. the baton he viii receive
from the knights OF Columbus in be-
halc OF the American people.
Marshall Foch asks mat the baton
De presented 70 him in the hall OF the
college Of 81. Cl"UIcntc, at Metz
where ne received his education as he
wishes his old Jesuit professors 10
witness ;h.s nigh honor Tor an alum
nus. He viii be = cordial host 10 the
*. o: .. pilgrimage a. Metz, and Will
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11
GOVERNMENT TRAINS MEN
AS AVIATION MECHANICS
Moro Than $500 Now Taking Course
at Great Lakes Naval
Inn
IRy .Nssociatca press. ]


CHICAGO. ILL, July lo.-Neorly
( lou men are being graduated every
three weeks At Grca, Lakes Naval
Training, Station from what naval
officers describe as the biggest trade
school in the world.
The school is devoted exclusively
20 ,hc training OF aviation mechanics
and NJ the present; time S.2c5 students
are taking the courses. which range
IN length from sixteen to th;rty-SiX
weeks.
More than 1000 men have GRADUATE
cd since the school was established
slightly more thasI a year ago and
another loco viii complete their work
by November. Licutenant- Comman-
der +. L. Wilson. commandment AT the
school says all OF the 5000 men pro-~
v!dcd for in the naval air force will
be graduates OF the school within an
TIE COS, Of turning out the first
the average cos; OF producing trained
cost was due TO the fact that the
students produce nothing in their
studies 70 be Wasted. Instead of
making the frequently useless cx-
needed for repairs and construction
OF new airplanes.
number OF planes. ranging from
small land flyers 10 huge scapiaucs,
only a step smaller than the famous
No" type. have been completed.
The school is valued a, between
S-N.'VVVVl ana S"u."tu.uUu. but all the
tools and eguipcmnt are saivaEed
materials which would otherwise
have been sold a; n Erea, loss after
the war. Fart OF the equipment is
several million dollars worth of
partly finishod atrplane motors and
parts. which were purchased from
the manufacturers after the armis-
tee as junk at = flat cost OF % cents
a pound. The students are complet-
llni, parts ana building machines from
them.
Started the school from the bottom
year ago AS the nrst step. the
navy officer wrote all the tent books
10 he used
No flying is done. but the hes,
men from each class ate eligible
!3tcr 10 attend a school for enlisted
pl!ctS. Each graduate OF the me-
rhanics' school receives cert.ticat.
while sold. silver and bronze medals
ar" awarded 10 the honor men. The
marines.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11
BECKETT WILL PROTECT
MILL OWNERS IN STRIKE
North Carolina Governor Makes Fer
sonnl Investigation of Lands
=. Textile Min Wull>out.


SALISBURY, y. c. July Io.-Ad-
dressing citizens OF the textile mill
village OF Lands. near here, late TO-
day after personal investigation %
-the strike o: several hundred opera
tives, Governor Beckett. gave warn
ing that IL the owners desired TO
operate their mills and operatives
wanted to go TO work, which ia,y had
n perfcc; right 10 90. the State would
+. furnish Whatever protection WAS
needed against those who might in
tcrfere.
The Governors address, delivered
from an automobile, while stores aud
al" business houses closed IN order
tina; the people nigh, hear him. fol-
lowed series 50: conferences with
representatives OF the Linn and Cor
riher Mills. and representative Of
the operatives lie also had . CON
ference with G!s!r;s-ested citizens
He declared that the mill owners
had = RICH; 10 discharge aH employee
II they had reason 10 believe j;
proTer that workers had Ti-ht -
Quit. tina; Others had right 10 con-
THINE ~ WORK, and none had . r.gh;
10 interfere
The sirtke be gan five weeks ago.
whea the mil. management DIS
chzrcei an employee. A5ou; 500
workers walked ONT - that time. but
the majority % ;accl since nave :e-
tCrr-1
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11
SYMPATHETIC STRIKE Is
DEBATED IN NEW ORLEANS
CAN Issued by Labor Council in FL
fort Assist street

NEW ORLEANS JAY Tal'5,v-
ing DIS p. qu-t. y. ta- zl-6- o.
the sttEsr Csr -,ea here. : cal. Y-;=
Issued dur .ns me day aF ~ Centre
hcers o; ia= y: Ira1=s -g4ae---
the DOCK and Il:toH .J--e.. .se
Allied Printing Trades Cy-.ci. -
meet ioror.aw morriaE T. c.sc-sz
the question ut e FyIltatE--.r -trifa.
4 Telegram w.s resolved curing -re
day from San-e- Garrs-s pre- aan:
plcdging the Support Q. The ;-G=-4-
ton 20 the carmen iu ,ue.C s-r.E-
The teatTal Trades and Labor
Council ) made W o: s.x,y-:our io-
Gals ana the Others have uAuy ...r.
In Their afl.a,.5u. OFFICIALLY ;ne
Dock and Cotton council whiea aas IL
least 10000 members II ~as ststed
tonight, that Z the unions c4I. q
strike more than 10000 men vii. he
Involved IN this c!ty.
No arrests We're made today follow
ing an attack on street car last
night. but United states judge lac.
sentenced three man 70 eervc ninety
days in the parish Jazz FOR attempt.
Ing TO int!m!date one Il the slpa-....
tendents Of the street railway com
I panN
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11
COX TO CARRY CLUB
MERGER TO COMMISSION
Wcstmorcland Members Will Ask
L. Tribunal to Disapprovc Of the
Consolidation.

81 Opponents OF the proposed merger
of the Wes;moreland aud Common
wealth Clubs Will take their plea 10
State Corporation Commission, in
stead of seeking an injunction
through the courts, 1t was learned
yesterday. The date for hearing Oh
iections 10 the merger proceedings
will probably be fixed Tuesday at a
+ conference with the commission.
Attorney Edwin T. Cox. who is rep
rcscpiing Meriwether Jones and other
members of the Wsstmoreland Club,
who have been seeking an injunction
against the merger proceedings, was
advised by Judge Frederick W. Sims,
of Supreme Court OF Appeals. that
the matter should properly so TO the
Corporation Commission for settle
opinion TO this effect. Mr.. Cox will
ask that the commission d!sappEove
the merger agreement
Colonel Henry w. Anderson. who
Is counsel for the Wcs,moreland
Club. viii defend the actions OF the
club at the hearing before the state
Corporation Commission. George c.
Taylor will assist him rs counsel for
tho Commonwealth Club. The decision
of the commission will probably he
appealed 10 the Supreme Court what
ever the decision, II is believed.
The Common wealth Club last night
adopted the merger agreement WIKI
but two dissenting votes. Only
court action can now halt conscli-
da;ion of the two organizations on
the terms already agreed to by the
memberships.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11
AlIeE.d D-,rrter, Caught.

y = linton, "alte. aged =, and
San Lsyd. aged -. ;hs Asst from,
No'ttA Carolina, ana Inc second from
5s5'sia. we-e unprecedented by the
ta-r9.a police las: night, suspected
~ being d=sec:s:s from Governors
lana. Ne" To:x army post; Both
ne. we've .--l"L over - the !oca! re-
-. IN. Officers and Vii! he sen,
s--s: - c-Icp - s,aa3 TIA.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11
PAROLE OF ENEMY ALIENS
Is ORDERED BY PALMER
Only Thnsc Who May he Regarded
az Menace tn safety VIII
IlN IHlI

ST. LOUIS, July IO.-Thc United
states District Attorneys Office here
today received orders from Attorney
General Palmer 10 release from parole
next Thursday all enemy aliens eX-
cept in cases where such action might
be considered menace To public
safety.
On the same day all bonds furnished
by enemy aliens arc 10 be terminal ed
and any securities deposited with the
government returned. the order said.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11
Army worm Destroy, Co-n

~ -''I'. - AI-Al July TO-
Thousands Of bushels o: corn are be-
!1s destroyed daily in Alabama. while
seNar@. hlnd-ed acres OF the crop in
"-aeiE se2A'a;ed sections OF the state
asFe been 1ioGEAed ~ and Te3!antef.
1r@ - 'he r-ya-e ot INA s-,ny. or
s-asS "c-rn, ~h.cn has attacked
Nns crops, especially In The river
BOTTOMS Inundated during The spring
~ ..yG=t RIVERS
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11
CONGRESSMAN HARRISON
SPEAKS AT FRONT ROYAL
Courthouse Crowded When Represcn-
tntirc Gave Account of Ills
Stewardship.

iSpcClal 10 ne lines blSpalcn.D
RIVERTON. July, i0.--Congressman
Thomas W. Harrison addressed q
large and representative audience in
the courthouse. Front Royal. today.
The courthouse was crowded and his
speech was regarded as one OF the
ablest ever delivered in old Front
Royal. He explained his position on
the Volstead law and soldiers bonus
act, also on the other questions OF
the day. The Impression created By
Judge Harrison was altogether favor
able, giving impetus to his candidacy
that indicates his carrying Warren
County by = handsome majority.
Colonel Gardner Waller. who served
under Colonel I.cedy on the border.
in an eloquent speech introduced
Judge Harrison, referring TO his valu-
able assistance TO tho soldiers during
the war. especially to those who
people present from RappahannoclS
and ncighborins counties.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11
safe. tho landlord turned to mo and
Laughs Too Soon.

safe. tho landlord turned to mo and
grinned.
laughs Too Soon.
Yow fool Amcricans,s he said.
that lease l gave you isn't worth tho
paper It's written on. II isn't legal.
1 can throw you out tomorrow
Just little mistake you've
made told him. as tho door opened
and tho cops walked in. It's the fool
american who's going to do the
throwing-he's going 10 throw you
The detectives opened the safe.
round the money, restored 1t to me
and the next day tho judge gave the
landlord four months to think IL over.
Now Two got Il two-ycar lease for
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11
.D0UCHBOY MILLIONAIRE
PUTS LANDLORD IN JAIL
Former Member of A. Il. f., Now
leo Cream King of Paris, Gets
Last Laugh.
[By Universal service.I

PARIS. July 1G.-Gcrnld Kiley,
former Chicago Examiner reporter.
then member of the ~ IG. T., then
dance king OF Paris and now head OF
the Dixie Ice Cream Company, which
has the monopoly for the sale of
American ice cream in France. has
once moro sprung into the limeligh:
by putting his landlord in jaiI
Thousands of cvictcd tenants in
America may want to know how the
trick was pulled. Hero ii IL, then
in Gerald's own words:
II have an apartment at No SIS Rue
dos Danes. During tho war my
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11
Nan player. Hated Into Court.

Along Win a hNseblll record Albert
Watt and James Cox. both OF the
Portsmouth baseball! team. will have
Police Court record. The two men
were arrested by officers yesterday
afternoon for dsorderly conduct and
trying 10 assault tho umpire. VioX is
the manager OF the Portsmouth team.
Both We're released on bail.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11
sxnn lNInn Coli TILL.

VANCOUVER. b. c.. July 1o.-H.
chandler Esan. Mcdfo.d. Ore, won
inc Pacinc Northwestern Golf Az
;Sosiations amateur championship
mere ms afternoon when he defeated
mudoiph Wilhelm. Portland. Ore. two
Up ana one to play In 80 hole
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11

rental remained at pre-war ngure-
1.2OG francs. Last year 1t was raised
to $500, TO which raise I submitted
because the increase In prices gem
orally Justified It.
Singer Helps Him.
"a month or so ago. however. my
landlord came to me again and said
that as my lease would be UP In May
year or get out. He talked such
fast French I couldn't get him, so
| asked my friend. Suzanne Gauthier,
tho opera singer, who lives In the
same building. TO help me out. Su-
zanne advised me not to pay.
The day / was TO be put out the
landlord came around and told Mile
Gauthier that IL would pay him 4
bride of 1000 francs could have a
two-ycar lease ut 1000 francs. Prom
ising to pay him. we went down to
the Bcurcau of Frauds. who gave us
two detectives. Posting them behind
the door, | entered the landlords
Office and handed him 5000 francs.
the number OF tho bills for which
had been previously taken by the de-
iectlves. and received in exchange tho
lease.
when lie had put the money in the
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11
CITY NEWS IN BRIEF

Until further notice the union re-.lres
at Monroe f2rH WIZ b. oia-t,e. on ace
secure seats TO accommodate =! "Lo WISH
10 attend.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11

Reports from tho Fourth ~ July celo.
bfatlon Will DC had - a meeting = TIE
Highland Park C!tiZcU'3 Association. 20 De
held in Tho school building TOMORROW n.Eul
at $50 O'Clock
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11

q sunday school services for ST. Cvpriars
Episcopai Mission Eid"art E y. o.
5 o'ciock. Bible class ,viI! hr a. gi5 rciocI
Roy. Taylor: u p M eordu., ,ycninr
prayer. followed by Holy Communion at
s{Io,cIock. The sunday sChoo! WI. hold SIS
annual picnic Tuesday. July 90. 81 Iesnr-
yvoS Park Members VIII meet N 're
spsfish house. Lombardy and Claiborne
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11

direct the flower OF the French army
10 act as guard of honor ut the dcdi-
cation OF The statue"
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11

{sSfhs Kiwan!s Club viii, oe Inc r.aor,
resider, RaipMh b p; mssrf,-- ala or!cissl
ssJsl coGvent!oT1, H.. OF x,Tanm un; Il
putaI, gafety Myers will speak
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11

aar,aeI D. md Miss T!orcne; Dunstan. a.
4 nrf6kaburg. Before returning . h.r home.
= KIM Gresham Will whit SiapaTA Fhl!a and
mates Of interest In Canada.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-07-11

Il 49, ,J. Turner Green and little son.
sYsrr,icr, -Jr.. are the quests of tTierds in
HorfoixS for a few days bcforo goiag &c
sNtsxinta 49,:
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-26
OYSTER, OLD STAND BY
OF LADIES AID, GIVEN
HONORABLE CUSTER
lnterohurch World Movement Will
Put Church on Business Basis
Where Wont Need to Beg.

The little oyster, once such an es-
circles, Is henceforth to be taboo. 1t
will be regarded by the Ladies' Aid
Society as thing to be stunned. Its
help to pay the preachers salary or 70
plug the hole In the church roof or to
send a missionary TO India or Africa
will no longer he needed. The Inter
church World Movement Is to put the
Christian Church on business mans
budget basis.
OF course the oyster will get an hon
orable discharge from the service, for
IL did not desert, but was the standby
Of the Ladies' Aid Society until The
women found a better way Of financ-
ing their obligations for promoting
church work. That better way is now
being studied in practically all the
women's church societies in the United
states according 10 Miss Laura ],
Wright, superintendent OF the won.
ans division OF the Stewardship De
partment of the Interchureh World
MONtnltnt,
There will no longer be any need for
the women of our churches 10 resort
TO all sorts of services for raising
money for church purposes when they
have learned Of the better way which
the Stewardship Plan provides" said
Miss Wright, "I'he acknowledgment
of the principle that God is the owner
Of all things ana that men and women
are the stewards makes church finnnc.
ing easy. Wherever the Stewardship
Plan is put into operation, oyster sup
pers, bazaars, rummage sales and the
like In churches become a thing of the
past. They are not needed. We owe
God oil that Is given to US and we
must acknowledge this principle 10 or,
der to get the most out Ok eR "
lision." 81 !
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-26
dABLE TO BEND
over TO TIE
HIS SHOES

"Tanlac not only added twenty
four pounds to my weight but put
me in as good health as ever was
in. my life" said Augustus Teihs.
well known farmer OF Morton, ILL.,
H"For four years was troubled
with rheumatism and Indigestion"
he continued. "and many q day l
gave clean out while working in the
field and had to lie down until l GOT
strength enough to get back to the
house. My rheumatism was SO bad
that every morning | had to rub my
legs before could stand up and my
back was so IN and painful that 1t
nearly killed me to stoop over. Ny
joints, too. we're SO stiff and sore
that could not bend owed to tie my
shoes. Ny appetite was very poor
and when ] did eat anything was IN
misery for hours afterwards. I was
hardly ever able to get a good nights
rest because my kidneys were so bad
ly out OF order and last spring my
condition got SO bad l wasn't able to
work and for several weeks could
hardly get out OF the house.
"The man hired to take my place
recommended Tanlac SO highly thai
| began taking 1t, and to make a
long story short I haven't a pain
in my body now and can do as hard
a days work as any man. l eat
three meals a day, digest them per-
fectly and sleep like top every
night. In fact couldn't ask to be
in better health. and all the credit
is due to Tanlac."
Tanlac is sold in Logan by City
Drug Company and by the leading
druggist in every town. Adv
The Logan Republican. [volume] (Logan, Utah) 1902-1924, 1920-02-26
Down on the Derby.

My cheeks grow so warm. as ] rs
ihNmber an occasion several years ago
when my bushes almost burned me
up. went TO church one Sunday eve
ming with an escort wLo wore stun.
ming new derby hat. Crhank heaven
those hats are almost relies now The
congregation rose for the singing Of
the first hymn and at the close OF the
song there was loud report. ! had
sat down upon that stunning new hat
Exchange.