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Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1920-11-26
HEAD STUFFED FROM
cATARRn OR A COLD
Says Cream Applied in Nostrils
Opens Air Passages Right Up.

Hsant relief no waiting. Your
eloEEed nostrils open right up; the ali
pass ages of Your head clear and you
can breathe freely. No more hawking
milling blowing. headache, dTyness
Ne struggling for breath at night
Year cold or eatarrh disappears.
Get a small bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm from Your druggist now Apply
3 Ettle Of this fragrant, antiseptic
healing cream in your nostrils 1t
penetrates through every air passage
Of the head. soothes the infamed OF
swollen mucous membrane and relief
comes instantly.
It's just fine. Don't stay stufed-up
with a cold or nasty catarrh. (Adyl
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1920-11-26
BACK UP. MULE

FiIse: Oh, By lingo.
la Iip Zip tlie Army Incl
Bang Nav. y going fine
ael are going to win. from
NFlnt Army, Army, Army
u are very strong,
eown il MI along
little ii the life Of
f Navy Navy. Navy
e lousy Army mule
Y @'ell linn for a COOL
the Army s pride,
wants 4 ride
M hael, up, back up
@ muIe
ulksa. onk The Goat
rsle
INKS the mule can fight
les sud halk and bite
ira nm up on dyna-
~ rs mule IN 4 hight
onkee. get him
,.,,I,s,,. - H.:
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1920-11-26
',AVY'S BATTLE SONGS
lA] yfIIs FOR ARMY
CONTEST TOMORROW

flle crep % songs and
n., and some old, which
la 81 Nldshlpmen viii hnrl
rae Grounds IN c0nrse Of
lfes Nay football game.
a.ianee of their ancient
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1920-11-26
PRIDE OF THE
NAVY

We re all for the Navy,
She's got the right team,
She s got 4he right spirit,
She s got the right steam.
She's got the: right coaches,
She Is got. the right men,
She's GOT to make good for the
Navy again.
Chorus.
So it s rip up the Army team,
Tear up the Army team,
Smash up the Army team,
Fight, Navy, FIGHT!
Evening capital and Maryland gazette. (Annapolis, Md.) 1910-1922, 1920-11-26
FARE THEE WE'LL

Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare
thee well,
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare
thee well,
Oh, Army, you feel blue
Now the Navy S through with you
Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare
thee well,
Ar r-rnee
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1920-11-18
LOCAL NEWS AND
PERSONAL ITEMS

A place to be thankful for-Mac's
Cash Grocery.
Bert hammers of near Holyoke, was
. business visitor here Monday.
Saturday night, "The Girl From
Outside" At the Hipp.
County Commissioner-elect George
Sellers Of Sedgwick, was = Julesburg
business visitor last Tuesday.
Bringing Up Father" You all
know how you like Maggie and Jiggs
Thanksgiving Day at the Hipp.
DR.. G. F. Ewing reports q 7-pound
baby boy born 10 Mr.. and Mrs. Ver-
ME Twomey, Sunday, Nov. 18th, in
this city. Mother and baby are doing
nicely.
r. c. NeNally-Eastern Colorado
Lands. q
Adam Wagner Of Denver, was look
ing after business matters pertaining
to The Columbian National Life In
surance Co. in Julesburg last Thurs
day and Friday, and was also visit
or at the Geo. b. Thompson home.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1920-11-18
Geo. H. Thompson, loans.

Geo. H. Thompson, loans.
J. N. Thompson Of near Venango,
was . Julesburg visitor Monday.
Everybody gets the same price wiz
sells to the Beatrice Creamery. 10
Henry Thode from the south table
section, was Julesburg visitor Satur-
day.
Have your old hats retrimned At
the Chappell Millinery Co.. Chappell.
Nebr. II
Mr.. Voight Of Nelson, Nebr., has
spent several days in Julesburg the
past week looking after his land in
terests in this section.
Now is the time to get bes, re-
suits from your poultry by using DR..
Hess's Poultry Panacea. Sole 1t
Cleveland 4 Laws.
Mrs. E. C. Mussey and daughter
and son, Alice and Wilbur of Sedg-
wick, were in Julesburg last Tuesday
having some dental work done.
R. c. McNally-Eastern Colsr.sO
Lands. 4
Mesdames Lue Petersen and Nellie
E. Nichols will entertain a number of
their lady friends at cards tomorrow
(Friday) afternoon and evening at
the commodious Petersen home in this
city. These, no doubt. will be very
enjoyable occasions.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1920-11-18
c.. b. rhsospsa. lasaa.

c.. b. fhsoReoa, laana.
In 4ast q IL seokA tnblo aaeGiso
vas txsnaaeting business hese Fray.
Saturday night, m Girl Fvoa
O0fside.s At tAe HiDp.
E. P. Powers Of Sedsviek vas q
Julesbng business visitor Tueslay.
fhanksgiving dainties at Aac's
Cash Grocery.
George Peitz of sedxwiek vas seen
ON our streets Thulsday.
giving at Macs Cash Grocery.
+. A. Smith was . business visitor
to North Platte Thursday morning
X. c. AcNsly-Essiern COiors l.
Lands. q
M. and Mrs. J. F. Smith of Jules
burg were passengers to Omaha
Thursday morning.
The congregational ladies' aid So
ciety meets this Thursday afternoon
with Mrs. C. W. White Mrs. o. S.
Corpe is the assisting hostess.
Saturday night, "The Girl From
Outside" At the Hipp.
Good idea-Hoosiery for Christmas
Gifts, Wool, Silk and Lisle for men,
women and children. Get them from
Mrs. Dobell, phone 96W. N1S-25
A dance will be held at loves hall
Thanksgiving night, Thursday, Nov
25th. The Sidney Six orchestra will
furnish music for this occasion.
The Chappell Millinery Company OF
Chappell, Nebraska, will give 20 pei
cent discount on all millinery from
Nov. 5th until Dec. l. n4-n1s
Aessrs. Francis Rook and Leslie
Franklin spent the weekend in Den
yer, returning to Julesburg Tuesda,
morning.
bringing Up Father" You al
know how you like Maggie and Jigg,
Thanksgiving Day at the Hipp.
Earl Epperson and family hav,
moved this week to a farm place nea
Big Springs.
You Will find the best in up-to-dat'
millinery at the Chappell Millinery Co
ut Chappell, Nebr. (Adv) If
Mrs. W. o. Bauer and baby o
Grant, Nebr., is visiting in Julesbur,
with her sister, Mrs. G. F. Ewing an,
husband.
R. c. McNslly-Eastern Colorad
Lands. tt
Mrs. Roy Stevenson was a passen
] SCI W DcutcE " cOIcSudy IuOIIllIlR
where she will spend a week visiting
with relatives and friends.
bringing Up Father" You al
know how you like Maggie and Jigg
Thanksgiving Day at the Hipp.
After the cold spell of the pas
week or more, the residents Of thi
section have been enjoying warm sun
shiny weather the past two days.
bringing Up Father" You al
know how you like Maggie and Jigg
Thanksgiving Day at the Hipp.
Mrs. Carlton Terry entertained tn
members of the S. A. D. club at he
home in this city last Friday even
ing. This is reported to US as yer
enjoyable event.
bringing Up Father" You a
know how you like Maggie and Jigg
Thanksgiving Day at the Hipp.
Program and luncheon supper a
Prairie View school house, Dist. NJ
II, Wednesday evening, November q
Everybody invited to attend thi
event.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1920-11-18

hall on Tuesday, a small crowd at
tending.
Little Donald Beason was surprised
by a crowd Of his friends and school
mates Tuesday evening for his eighth
birthday.
Misses Clara and Dorothy Morri-
son were in Julesburg Saturday, hav-
ing dental work done.
Mr.. and Mrs. Earl Epperson are
moving from Julesburg to the John
Morrison farm.
Mr.. and Mrs. Abe Costic were in
Julesburg Saturday on business.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lang from Julesburg
were business transactors in Big
Springs Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ami Hoover were in
Julesburg, having their new car re-
paired last Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Phil Mccormick and
family were in Big Springs visiting
relatives on Sunday.
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1920-11-18
EWSY ITEMS
OF Big SPRINGS
AND VICINITY

Miss Louda Houston, one of our
high school teachers, left Monday
morning for her home at Miller,
Nebf.
Mrs. Koehler, who is now taking
Miss Houston's place, started to teach
Monday morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. Perry and family
were in Julesburg Saturday having
dental work done.
A show was held at the Waterman
The Julesburg grit-advocate., 1920-11-18

cse. b. Iheopssa, hana
~. ~ Mr.. Z o. RieAasaasa q
neax ve>snee. vsss JslashsRg ~
psss Saturday.
nagiag Up Fsfhse." Ys0 al
hov bow you lihe MAGGIE anA Jiegs
-NAnakaeiving Day st tAs HipS.
The bazaar to be given by tie Co..
greGstional ladies' aid viii Be heA
Saturday. Decemher llth.
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1920-02-21
What an East Fourth Street Man Found in His Closet

ity. He did not reveal the fact that
he and family resided in a very hand
some residence on cerain street in a
certain section Of the city.
"You poor, cheap skate, what bus
mess have you turning home robbera
Get out Of here! It's good riddance
to bad rubbish, both in your case and
with this woman.'
The movie man delayed not on the
order of his going. He laid low fol
several days. Whenever a stranger
was seen headed for the office door
or the telephone bell rang loudly, the
poor fellow shivered and fastened fol
the back room.
Just what the outcome will be, can.
not yet be told, but the last the Rip,
saw knew, the injured husband was
telling the movie man that he ought to
be at least enough Of man to help
the woman in the case get packed up
and moved out of town.
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1920-02-21
PR0FITEERS HERE TO STAY
Poland Executed Her First Pro6teers With Fine EectThs
Government Started Many Prosecutions But Pushed
Only Three to Fmish-Pu -Punishments Very Light

The cheering information that high
prices are here to stay for years. is
given out by the commissioner of Ia.
Dor statistics at Washington.
The people don't doubt that very
much. They do not wish to see prices
drop back Immediately, or very soon, to
the 1913 level, for they know that q
time of rapidly falling prices is al
ways one of business depression, fail
ure and unemployment. The people are
not keen for any landslide reduction.
They know reductions in legitimate
values must come gradually. They do
not object to paying a fair and hon
est price for anything. But they do
ask that the nationwide profiteering of
which they are the defenseless victims,
shall stop. They are becoming moro
and more insistent about that.
. Poland recently caught its first prof
lteer. He had boarded three truck
loads of food. In place of a $1,000
fine and a day or two in jail, they
stood him up against the wall and shot
him at sunrise with the approval Of
Premier Paderewski.
This crude, un-American way of deal
ing with this worldwide evil is under
stood to have greatly discouraged the
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1920-02-21
SCHOOL HEAD QUICKLY QUITS
kremer Hoke, Superintendent Of Duluth Public School.
Unexpectedly Resigns-Busness Superintendent Harwood
Follows Chiefs Example and Will Enter Business.

The past couple of weeks have been
extremely hard on school superintend
ents. At the last meeting of the board
OF education, Kremer J. Hoke resigned
from the superintendency of the public
schools. He stated that he had no
definite plans, but that it was his am
bltion to teach young men and women
in a college or university.
Only a few weeks before, supt
Hoke was reelected for a term of
three years with an increase of salary
from $4,000 to $500 the first wear
and $4,000 for the two succeeding
years.
While great many believed that
Supt. Hoke might quit his position
here at almost any time, his resigna-
tion caused considerable surprise. com.
ing just when it did.
A majority of the members of the
board of education pathetically bemoan
Doctor" Hoke's departure and they
make great cry about his wonderful
work here. He is especially boosted
as an executive and organizer. In his
letter OF resignation, he personally ad-
mits that he considers himself an in
structor, rather than an executive.
Time and space compel postpone
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1920-02-21

grab game in Poland. The Poles evi
IDENTIFY are practical people who be-
lieve a upas tree should be killed at
the root instead of permitting it to
grow and then spraying OF pruning the
branches.
Prosecution of 179 profiteers in 1S
states has been started by the Depart
ment of Justice, since q penalty was
added to he Lever Act. In three cases
fines and Jail sentences have been i'm
posed. Of these victims Of government
harshness one was fined 500 and given
brief stay behind the bars, another
was fined $3.50 and given three months
and the third had q fine of $4,000 and
five months in Jail administered to
him. These three martyrs were hoard
erS.
It took the government secret serv-
ice just few weeks to round up and
put in prison $500 Reds. And when
it comes to profiteers, the Reds are in
a pitiful minority. Why not turn this
job over to the secret service and round
up the most potent promoters of anar-
chy we have-the profiteersi If this
were done, the game of grab now 60
ing on in the United States would sud-
denly become mighty unfashionable.-
Capper's Weekly.
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1920-02-21

DR.. William E. Hammond, q local
political specialist and, also, a prom
inent projection engineer, recently,
abruptly and unceremoniously quit his
Washington job as secretary to con-
gresham William L. Carss.
One report from the national cap
itsl is to the effect that DR.. Hammond
has left Washington for Minnesota and
that he soon will open an office in Du-
luth and diffuse propaganda through
the Eighth district calculated to kill
off the Carssian candidacy.
To date, however, DR.. Hammond has
not arrived in Duluth and there is a
possibility that he will retire from
politics and devote his energies to pro-
lection engineering.
A host Of congressman Carss' ablest
and most devoted supporters regretted
DR.. Hammond's appointment in the
first place. They thought much of the
young practitioner personally, but felt
that his Lack Of experience in intensive
secretarial work would prove serious
handicap to the Carssian cause. There
are many incidents and allegations
tending to sustain that original con.
tention.
Congressman Carss undoubtedly has
been steadily and faithfully on the
job. At the same time, his constitu.
ents have had paucity of informa-
tion as to what he has done or tried
to do. For thirty years, this great
Eighth district has not had a congress
man who was given so little publicity
and attention from the press as Will
lam l.. Carss. Reasons for this reflect
in no way on Mr.. Carss, but his cause
has been greatly hooded and hampered
as result.
Any opposing candidates who may
come up, whether nonpartisan, union
labor, democratic or republican, will
have comparatively even start in a
race where, naturally, congressman
Carss should be far in the lead. This
will, when the heated period of the
campaign arrives, add zest, uncertainty
| and anxiety as to the outcome,
There is no organized opposition to
the elements who put up congressman
Carss in the first place and who really
were responsible for his election. There
is not 100 per cent of satisfaction,
however. There is audible murmuring
and, il. competent political Moses
appears, he certainly will make the big
engineer 60 some to hold his own.
1t would not take much to send the
name and cause Of Mich. Boylan flying
like wild fire over the iron ranges
Ted. Harris name and cause could be
made to burn hotly in railroad circles
in Duluth, Already, a goodly number
have imp6rtIned Richard Jones to
make the race.
Whether or not there is opposition
to congressman Carss among the labor
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1920-02-21
BUSINESS MAN IS CAUGHT IN EMBARRASSING SITUA-
TION BECAUSE HE FAILS TO KEEP MOVING.
Van and Storage Man Responds Call Make Estimate on
Some Packing and HauIng-Meets Pulchritudmous
Woman-Charmng Creature Dodges Pioneer Oscula-
ton-Husband Unexpectedly Comes Home and Blights
Frenzied Romance Home Robber Pleads Poverty and
Fades Away After Being Dubbed Cheap Skate.

that, the two engaged in enjoyable con-
versation for some little time. The
movie man began to make little ad-
vances, which the woman met half way
and then backed up, so to speak, keep
ing the visitor guessing.
81 must get back to the office, -
said the movie man. He picked up his
hat, stepped up close to the lady Of
the house, threw his arm around her
and attempted to implant holy kiss
on her marble brow.
The beauteous creature lodged the
OSCILLATION, but she did not become an
cry or show real resentment. The
movie chappie's nerve failed him and,
with a remark that he would see her
again some time, he left his newly
found enchantress, hastened out of the
building and back to office drudgery.
A day or two later, the movie chap
pie called up said flat at the aforesaid
number on East Fourth street, and be-
gan to ask questions about the pack
ing and draying Job. The lady Of the
house not only was pleasant, cordial,
but quite free in her manner of con-
versation.
"Say!" finally exclaimed the movie
chappie, "I have got hold Of some
mighty good whisky. What's the mat
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1920-02-21

whon on industrious citizen went to
Tic home not far from 4Ol +. fourth
st.. to get some keys in closet, 'ne
closet door did not come open When he
turned the knob. Finally, giving a
Sard vank, the door flew open ana
there stood strange man, garpeo on''
in union suit.
Won will have to imagine the feelings
of both men, dear old reader, unless
w, have had a similar experience at
some time in your pilgrimage through
this wicked old world.
There are half dozen van compan-
;os in Duluth and, so far as KNOWN
the motto of each and every one 1S'
"We Keep Moving.'.
It is alleged that the man garbed IN
o union suit and caught in the closet
bv strange man, in that strange
mans own home, was a promlnent
member of a prominent moving ana
storage company. Had he followed ms
own motto, "We Keep Moving, ne
would not have been caught in that
cool and undressed condition.
It seems that the home of the East
Fourth st. man was nearing shlpWreck
and that the wife Of his bosom was
slated to pack up and get out OF Town;
The twain. as one version has 1t, hao
ceased TO be affinities, although they
still occupied the same board, II not
he'd. and it was planned to bring ABOUT
the final crash in a way that would
not attract attention.
One pleasant February afternoon,
when sniff of coming spring was IN
the air and the mating time of the
little birds was not many days distant.
the telephone tinkled in the office OF
q certain van and storage company.
eyes, this is the Move-em-quick van
company the chappie announced over
the wire.
"Can you come up to 4 E. Fourth
st., and make an estimate on packing,
moving and shipping some household
goods?'
eyes. can,'' replied the willing
van and storage chappie.''
"Will you come right upa' was
next asked.
."Yes, I will. What's the number Of
your flat9'
"Umpty -umpty-ump," was the re-
ply. The van and storage chapple un-
derstood the number, even if you do
not, dear reader.
Going to the said flat, the man
whose motto is, "We Keep Moving, 4"
found that the lady Of the flat was
pulchritudinous, very easy to gaze upon
and, also, extremely cordial and free
in her manner.
They looked over the household
goods in the flat and the movie man
gave an estimate of the cost. After
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1920-02-21

unionists, there certainly will be demo-
cratic opposition, and Mr.. Carss is
listed as a democrat in the congress
sional blue book.
Beyond all peradventure, Robert E.
Denfeld, for thirty years superintend-
ent of Duluth 8 public schools, will con-
test in the June primaries for the con.
gressional nomination. Once he takes
the warpath, he will make the welkin
ring, for he is a man Of quick move
ments and a speaker who talks readily,
convincingly and in a way that indi.
Gates real brains.
What the republicans will do, is not
yet clearly apparent. The Hitchcock
name does not seem to set the woods
afire as that of winning candidate
should. It is whispered that Mr.. Hitch.
cock is bit vulnerable in certain di-
rections. Aside from all that, he has
proved valiant captain in the fight
against the tonnage tax and there are
many who believe that Northern Min.
nesota and the Big Interests will ask
Mr.. Hitchcock to stick and fight on
where he now is.
n pOllIlCdl meulc1no man VINO nOlQ0
high rank in republican circles, ex-
presses the opinion that Warren. E.
Greene will not cast his eyes toward
Washington this year and that, if he
did, his party would not give him
strong encouragement.
AS these lines are written, reports
come from various directions to the
effect that all classes. occupations.
lines of business and walks of life re
being felt out as to another candidacy
by Charles P. Craig. The argument is
put up that he has taken up the cause
of deep water way to the sea, togeth-
er with prominent part in the assault
on the pernicious Pittsburgh Plus,
therefore he could accomplish more in
those and other directions if sent to
congress from the Eighth district of
Minnesota.
There is food for thought in these
reports.
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1920-02-21

ment OF analysis and discussion of this
Hokian event to future issue of This
paper.
AS Platt played the part Of "Me.
Ioo," to Conkling, so did STANLEY q.
Harwood, business superintendent. re.
sign at the same time as Supt. Hoke
Mr.. Harwood came to Duluth from q
subordinate position in the Minneapolis
schools. Even those responsible for
bringing him here show many signs of
not being satisfied with his admins.
tration of affairs. They declared that
ne would save the schools money. That
ne has done so, has not been demon.
strated to the public.
Mr.. Harwood's resignation takes a.
feet March 1, after which he will ned.
die pedigreed potatoes for planting
purposes.
Another big clap of thunder in edn:
eatlonal circles was the, resignation Of
county superintendent Noah A. Youno
at the last meeting of the board y
county commissioners. He states that
private business interests reouire b;s
attention after NEXT July. Some de-.
clare that he became peeved at the
county board of education and tba
county commissioners. Discussion oSs
this event must await the future.
The Duluth rip-saw. [volume] (Duluth, Minn.) 1917-19??, 1920-02-21

"II-I've been demonstrating the
latest styles in union suits!" shakily
replied the trapped movie man.
"What have you got to say for your
self, anyways" was the next impera'
tive question.
lillian in favor of the peace COW
enant,' was the answer.
"Humph :" grunted the injured hus-
band, "I'l take you to pieces, before
I am through with you'll"
The movie man took breath and de-
cided to try to use diplomacy and even
moral suasion. Finally he asked:
"Will monetary consideration
square me with yous"
cit might,' was the response.
"I'm a poor man," said the movie
chap, "and I have only my salary. I
might raise you $25 or $50, but, even
then. I'd have to borrow it,
The husband proved to be very much
from Missouri, but the movie man
stuck to his story as to financial abil-