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The Harrison times., 1920-03-27

'ets. or periodicals in any manner mot
included within interstate cOmmercel,
800. Each person soliciting, taking
subscriptions for books, papers, or per,
iodicals 20 be delivered al any time
| I'm the future, $500.
CANNING FACTORIES Each per.
son. firm, or corporation conducting,
| $500.
CARPENTERS. PAPER HANGERS,
PAINTERS. Each person following
The trade of carpentry, paper hanging
or painting, where same Is his princl-
pal business, $500
CEMENT BLOCK MFG. Each per
son. firm or corporation conducting,
$500
COAL DEALER. Each dealer in,
$500.
DOCTORS. Each person. whether
engaged Individually or member OF a
| firm practicing medicine or surgery,
including chiropracteTs and osteo-
paths, $4,000
DANCING TEACHER. Each person
engaged IN, S3oO.
DENTISTS. Each person, whether
engaged individually or as a member
of firm, in the practice OF dentistry,
$4,000.
ENGINEERS. Each person. whether
engaged as individual or member Of
firm as an engineer civil, mining. con
sulting or as surveyor. $1,000.
b FLOUR MILL. Each person. firm
or corporation engaged in the business
Of operating, $1,000.
GRlST MILL. Each person. firm or
corporation engaged in the operation
Of, $1,000.
/. HOTELS, BOARDING HOUSES.
RESTAURANTS. Each person. firm
or corporation engaged in the business
OF operating hotel, $1,000. Boarding
House or Restaurant $500.
ICE CREAM FACTORY. Each ner.
son, hrm, corporation or individual on.
gagged in the manufacture of ice cream
$1,000. - ''li'
ICE FACTORIES. Each person
IlIm or corporation engaged in the
, $500. 'o' ioI SAFE
INSURANCE AGENCIES Each
person, firm or corporation enpggeJ
IN the business of writing insrraHoo
either fire, life, accident. or otbor ~
sUrance, $1,000. '''0' III
., JUNK DEALER, Each person firm,
oF corporation engaged in the bnsinass
"l Duying and selling junk, 81 Oo
| LAUNDRYS. Each nereop fnn,
corporation operating or condnntina
steam laundry $1,000 s
hhAIS. Each dealer in green or
lho pbouuc'S usually carried in butcber
oorra mAr MAhERS. Each person. finn
Cprporatlon or individual engapod u ~, 49,
| 'ne business of making mans fnr co 10 %
$500. 'p' iOf SAFE
MONUMENTS. Each dealer and
manufacturer, $500.
MONEY LENDERS, Each person
Nehgaged in the business of lending
money, other than their own, $500
y MERCHANTS AND TRADERS
wv mere STOCK averages more than 5000
and less than $1,000, $500; where
stock averages more than $1,000 and
less than $4,000, $3.50; where stock
averages more than $4,000 and less
than $4,000, $1,000; where stock aver
ages more than $4,000 and less than
$4,000, S11,50; where stock averages
more than $4,000 and less than S. 200
$500; where stock averages more
than $4,000, less than $4,000, $l45O;
where stock averages more than $4,000
and less than $1,000, $1,000; where
stock averages more than $1,000 and
nss than $4,000, $3.50; where stock
verages more than $4,000 and less
than $1,000, $500; where stock
'rageS more than $1,000 and less
than $4,000, $2O5O; where stock
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
ATTEND TO GOWN kNITrIN'. "

DEAR MISS FAIRFAN:
am q mother Of four children. one boy and
three daughters. The girls are married and
all 1 have now lie my husband and son. My
son is a little over thirty years of age.
The problem concerns more my son.
things are taking, as 1t seems to me now a
very painful course. My boy is OF a some
what reticent nature and yet OF honest in.
tensions Upon asking him In humorous
way whether he had any girl that is a
"stsAdy." he would always deny 1t. and would
praise the bachelors way of living But re-
cent events have shown that no Is not
altogether alone in this world. We have
him with a young lady known to be
divorced woman The woman is OF diff
ferent faith. Now l know Of many mar
rage where the difference In faith has
caused much unhappiness.
NY motheriy love simply feels that II he
bring discord and misery And as men
ton to him that IL would make me happy to
sec him married to a girl Of our religion
S Se'n noS se~ hsn. u" TO seen on travelling
Now. what would be your advice to me as
a mother who knows and feels what IA
going to be the outcome OF the AFFAIR.
want to treat the AFFAIR very carefully as my
son s very Quick-tempered.
I would advise you to attend TO your 'own
quici-tempered--a good protection for hin,
against any possible naggink
He IL thirty and knows his own business, Al
least he should know H. He doesn't need your
counsel or advice
when will mothers learn to look upon their
erown-up sons and daughters as intelligent
human beings and stop meddling in their af-
fAirs7
Just travel back thirty.nve or forty years In
your memory You no doubt married the man
you loved Il hope YOU didl and probably would
have resented or did resent any Interference
from your parents.
You wan, your son to marry, but want him
to marry the woman you select. You seen,
quito concerned about your happiness In con-
nection with his marriage. What about your
sons happinese7
Jewe by the few unhappy ones OF which you
happen to know. Think OF the thousands OF
happy ones you don't know OF
Love 10 no respscter OF creeds or religions
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
ORIGINALITY.

The contribs Of Heard aud Seen-tho
makers Of the column --d0ree that epery
contrib. should seek to dig up some
thing ne,o Whenepsr possible, but at
the same time II Is their opinion that
ve uant the good things. cpea Uhen they
are possibly a Htle aged TO some. For
be II remembered thar the supposedly
old things" ave nctO 10 large nam ers
and some Of them never 0row old from
repetition.
HENEY SMITH sums Il up very well:
"Yor appeal for originality should be
taken W ali readers as a SPECIAL
inpitdtiOn 10 continue the good toOrk-
rather than be discouraged" He adds +.
An Of Il moy not be original,
Yet u Is so rich In all.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

tial reductions have been made by
producers and manufacturers. BY
taking his loss and creating active
trade the retailer would be enabled
to replenish his stock and thus
maintain lower level Of prices at
. fair and reasonable profit to
himself. With business going
along and money being turned
over through active trade, the re-
taller would very rapidly join the
ranks Of the optimists, with the
net result that all would be q
brighter and more confident pec-
pie. II this program was fol-
lowed, I venture 10 say that we
would all be amused at the quick
recovery b a state Of more or
less normal conditions.
Our country IL all right but ev-
cry character Of business must do
its part. SO far a. banking is
concerned, would gladly welcome
a reduction Of rates X Il would
stimulate business. II goods are
moved from the shelves Of the re-
tailsrs, the iobbers and the mills
4 a. La Tt,o Cxaluunal
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

"what we especially need to-
day is q real brand Of genuine
American confidence, and all will
work out well. We should and
must DO optimistic a. to the United
States and its people. When We
meet our fellowmen, even though
we are forced to look through
smoked glasses, We should UNDER
take TO buoy up the other fellow.
Just try going through the day
with the Idea Of cheering your
feliowman, filing him with con-
fidence, and zee how very much
brighter things win look. Most
things In life depend on our point
of view. We can SEQ a lot Of
bright spots IL We only try.
Another thing Is that II the re-
taller would only content himself
with small profits, or, in the pres
ent circumstances, . small loss, he
would do a great deal TO stimulate
buying and thus place himself in
position 10 take raw and manu-
fAetursd stock on which substan-
fCo~<su,el "A - pS<<~>
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
DEAR BILL:
have met "GOldie." II that's
chicken. I'll take fish.
ONE WHO KNOWS.
WOOLEN STOCKINGS.

l.. s. X, ardent ii and fan, read
in The Times that wooden stockings
are coming into fashion, one style
being camei's hair. Then she wrote
this:
am thinking Of something that makes me
sigh,
And Il isn't because the country's gone
dry.
And as | sigh I am shedding = tear
because wen see no more rOIl-tops In
year.
SO when the tear dries. j have to laugh,
They say there's to be 'cAmel's hair on the
calf.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

Continued From First Coumn)
flow Of thus have taken
results would will normal
very fast we satisfactory conditions"
John L. Sullivan never stepped backward in the ring
back When his time he took his beating but
even then he didn't step backward He stood up with his
hands down. waiting for Cobet to knock him out and
old he was with his constitution ruined, 1t all that
Corbett could do to knock him out even then.
It was not sulhvan's MUSCLE that made him cham
pion made others fear him and lay down before him, al
though he had good muscle. What MADE Sullivan
that particular spot in his brain that said to Mike Donovan
the champion IF you 60 in that ring with me- you will be
lucky if don't break your neck
If business will say that to hard times keep their
word step the acceerator they the hill ahead Of
them remembering that Mr. Clarke says, most things
in life depend your point Of view, there won't be any
panic for THERE NEED BE NO PANIC.
Editors are advised to write few editorials to boon,
the Keep Your Word Week., and few others against
being frightened before you arc hurt
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
Beatrice Fairfax
GIVES
Advice.
SHALL THEY ALLOW KIssINGs
GIVES
Adpice.
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:

DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
We three young girls. away from home.
considered attractive, dress well. but cannot
retain our friends New men we meet always
ask us to let them call. but seldom come back
because they insist on kissing And you
know, Miss Beatrice. that's awful bad. Can
we submit and still be ladies.
VIII you please give an early answer,
as much depends your decision. For it is
very bad not to have any friends IL il is all
right to kiss them.
lie TROUBLED TRIO.
All OF which proves that friendship is moi
based upon attractive looks or good clothes
There must be something good inside the head
which Is more attractive.
No self-respecting girl will let Dick, Ton
and Harry kiss her. And I am afraid that Dick
Tom and Harry DO not consider the girl the,
can kiss a lady
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
WHAT A BLUSH IS.

A temporary erythemd and colorifc
eGui9ence Of the physioonomy, aetto-
iogfzed by the perceptiocness Of the
Sensorfum, ia predicdment Of in
cquihbrity, from sense Of shame,
da0er. or other cause. epentadting in
a pdresis Of the vosepsotoridI, muscular
dlan,cnts Of the facial capiliaries. aohere-
by. being dtuested Of their elasticity,
they become smGused tcith a radiance
en'onotinD from an intin,iduted prae-
cordi0. Y. Y. Il.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
now TO BE A SURE LOSER.

Play 'em on Red. The Long Shot King"
Jack Reilly or Collyers for u good thing /;
stable Boy. Kentucky Fox. and Little Joe.
Hindoo Kingston and Max Gay all go.
Jacks Green Card and Reynolds always are
In.
Play each one and you're bound to win.
Al the close OF the season ngure your earn
Then It's saving account you'll be yearn-
Ing
Connections are right for q scoop that is
sure.
so follow the dopesters and always be poor.
SKIPPER.
tAnd when you follow your own
dope you'll be a loser. tool.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
She sure is a grand old
column. the best in the L. s.
B. T.

BUGHOUSE NEWS.
They used to run away from
drunken man. Now they run after
him to see where he gets 1t.
A marriage certificate to some
women Is a license to operate a hold
up game.
Born In Kentucky,
Raised in Tennessee,
Won't somebody
shmmie with me:
SHAKESBEER
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
Up and Down
What Not

Genius usually Is temperamental, but II Isn't
temperament that makes the genius
The extra billion dollars spent by Americans
for sugar this year be cause President Wilson
.erused to authorize an option on last years
cuban crop wosld have paid q lot OF war taxes
Concerning woman's dress, ! know
THAT possess no right TO md
Tho slightest fault Herewith, but, oh,
feel so sorry for the blind.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
We TOWNE GOSSIP
Registered u. S. Patent ofnce.
N
.By X. G.. B.

IN THE suits and gowns
AND AFTER a while.
SHE BECAME a model.
AND ANOTHER day.
SOMEBODY SAID.
~YOU'RE REALLY too
pretty.
TO WORK like this"
AND SHE really was.
AND THE very first thing.
THAT ANYBODY knew.
SHE UP and left.
AND WAS in a show.
AND SHE did very we'll.
AND JUST the other day.
At THE stage entrance
door.
SHE PICKED up some
thing.
FROM OFF the floor.
AND SAID to the door
man.
"SEE THIS funny little
ticket.
WHATEVER CAN it be-
AND THE doorman said.
"IT'S A subway ticket
AND THE lady said.
SHOW pELrclousIv in.
teresting.
rs NY car outsider"
AND HE said It was.
THANK you.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

GEORGE WALKER says he eX-
pected q slight breeze" in the re-
cent election that would remove the
Democrats but he wasn't looking for
Cyclone from one end OF the
| country to the other
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
BALLOON PROBLEM.

A balloon is being filled with
gas. When its diameter is II
feet, the diameter is increasing
at the rate OF . inches per min
ute. How many cubic inches Of
gas are being pumped into the
balloon each minute?
CHEMIST.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

WHEREVER SHE lived.
I DON'T know.
But ANYWAY.
EVEN As a child.
SHE WAS very pretty.
AND HER parents friends.
AND HER relatives.
USED TO pinch her
cheeks.
AND SAY to her.
"YOU'LL BE a killer.
WHEN YOU get q little
older"
AND WHEREVER she
lived.
WHEN SHE got a little
older.
SHE SAVED a little
money.
AND CAME to New York.
AND GOT a job;
IN A downtown store.
AND EVERY day.
SHE TRAVELLED miles.
IN SUBWAY trains.
AND GOT in jams.
AND HATED everybody.
AND WISHED she was
home.
AND THEN one day.
THEY TOOK her away.
FROM THE notion coun-
ter.
AND GAVE her a Job.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
whv Not Whale Sausage?

DelicacIes made from the mesh OF what's ar :
now being put on the market os nnad rx
tract canned steaks and tongue. " Is clsh,nn,eo
that the desh OF whales tastes ana LOOKS '"o
heps
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

whereupon judgey smeared hnit hne on
each sweety They kicked forth with the ini-
tiation fee and refused trading stamps
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

wish TOM EDISON would
hurry with that new spirit ma
chine. as | want to get in touch
with an old maid who died re-
Gently. MILO II.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

The judge asked the unfair ones 20 remove
themselves from their millinery bills while IN
the courtroom. The equal sunragettes donated
him a squnt of scorn that would have trapped
the hinges a hot stove.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
Built Over a Sulphur Spring.

Carlsbad, the famous health resort IL bul,t
on a crust. underneath which Is snbterra ri
have to be ceaselessly watched and the pressure
kept down lest the town he destroyed.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

Why are dudes no longer I'M
ported from England? Because q
Yankee dude II do. J. E. L.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

who pays that fine? Their husoahds' II
that Ia equal suffrage, a screen door is burgla
proof Equal suffrage is only equal on election
dnv
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
COMING To An UNDERSTANDING.

"Now, then, the girls father asked, will you
be good enough to toll me your Intentions!
You've been hanging around my house. eating
meals there and keeping other young men away
for nearly year. DO you intend to come INTO
the family or not?'
well" the cautious bachelor replied u am
"a filling TO come in--with reservations"
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

They should make equal suffrage an ali-year-
round sport II the shriller eek can stand up
and vote like men, they can stand up in the
subway like men. What is boarding house des-
sert for tho goose il also prunes for the gander.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
MIR. B. Baer
Equal Suffrage.

Chicago Judge fined two equal sufragettes a
hnif per capita for not escaping from their
hats in court.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

Some scientist said the next world war WOMB
be between men and women. The guest pooh
OF the Court OF Domestic Relations SHOWS SIG
natures that indicate that the last word war
was between the same parties ana tna' '"'
marriaue certiocate is only a scrap OF paper.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

An optimst IL q man who rays. ooh, well, u
isn't so very long Till the Fourth Of March any
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

GLADYS X. DENGLER, IL
year-old, writes that H and S is the
worlds greatest laughing mixture,
and she compliments by name many
of the contribs who supply this daily
laughing gus.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

Husbands are always nominated on the mrs
ballot to taxi a sauawking baby around TN
room at night Words by the old man. Musi
by the Kid An arrangement that Is as one
sided as the flowers on wallpaper
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

! The advantage Of war like that is that th'
Home Guards would be shock troops.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

when a man weets q woman and tips his hat.
she ought to tip hers twice to make up Tor all
the years that she has been loafing on the
courtesy job.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
A SURE THING.

Here lie the bones OF friend Luke,
Oh. how my heart does yearn?
! know he's going to heaven.
because he's too dern tough to bprn.
THE zoo
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

Equal suffrage isn't equal until both parties
have each got a handle on the jug. The Chi-
cago Judge was right when he to'o INC R I's
that IL they voted like gentlemen, they must
also act like gentlemen.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
LIKES NOT THE PAINT.

Criticising the views of COLLIDE.
BLONDE and others
as TO the use OF face cosmetics BY
women, s. II. p. says that IL the
latter really believes that MEN use
paints and powders he will furnish
her a dictionary so she can look up
the word MAN. He asserts that
paint and powder do not attract
MEN"
T.. NJ OSrLLLIVAN believes that
"few weak minded men" do fan
for face camoufiage.
please Learn to Love Me-"
when You're Alone, Peggy"
Just for Today" II Want to Be
long to Someone" because
Love You So" Tell Me Drowsy
Baby" IF You Could Care?
Maybe AS the Years Go Drift
ing By" when the Harvest
Moon Is Shining" I'm Shadow
land" Somebody viii Ask the
Rose I'm An Old-Fashioned
Garden" III Everyone Is Meant
For Someone" II. REYNO.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

Far fourteen hundred years women have bee
getting on street cars ahead or men. Until tn
sty,es change. they can retain that priViieg
by the unanimous vote OF the board OF directors
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

The disadvantage Is that our army ~ hab'e
TO fall in love with THE enemy.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

and a substantial flow Of trade
results, as it would, money will
come down very fast, and we will
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
THE wORM Is TURNING.

Just because q man can break
a broncho or win pfiz tight.
IT'S no sign he can manage a
woman. X. Y. z.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20
OUR NEXT PRESIDENT.
Drawn on typewriter by
HOBART NJ. REESE.
GOOD FOR PRUNE-EATERs;

=
Nevertheless there Is some good do
rived from the 10 p. m. rule on st
Elizabeth's prune-eaters. II you se'
them on a street car from a. m. Il
. p. IN. they are not so dead for sleeI
that they haven't manners enough u
give ladies their seats.
wIDE-AwAKERS
Shakespeare must have had Q
premonition which presented
some of the coterle which In
tests + street when, in Ham
let, he wrote--"God hath given
you one face, and you make
yourself another; you Jig. you
amble and you lisp, and nick
name Gods creatures, and make
your wantonness your ignor'
ance." SlLICCS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-20

ON First Column)
| thus have taken a long step TO-
ward returning to normal and
| satisfactory conditions"
The courier-index. (Marianna, Ark.) 1917-current, 1920-06-11
THE NEWEST IN TIPS

A Jersey City business man is
frank and admits that he's doing
something which is entirely original
in so far as the giving of tips is
concerned, for he is paying central
office telephone girl weekly stip-
end to see that he gets a certain
telephone number on the jump. Of
course he doesn't call it salary or
tip but admits that he sends this
girl check for $25 every week and
that he considers the money well
spent.
He found several weeks ago that
it was almost impossible to get one
number, which meant money to him
when he wanted it. He had just
about decided to use motorcycle
messenger boys when he got his
number one morning in record time.
The operator who connected him
was so pleasant and efficient that
he went to mucb trouble to learn
her name.
The courier-index. (Marianna, Ark.) 1917-current, 1920-06-11
FOR AMENDMENT NO. is.
AGAINST AMENDMENT NO. Is.

Proposed Amendment No. is to the
Constitution of Arkansas
BE II Resolved by the House of Rep
and the senate of the state of Arkan-
.as, a Majority OF All the Members
Elected TO Each House Agreeing
That the following is hereby pro-
posed as an amendment to the Constl-
tuition OF the State of Arkansas. and.
upon being submitted to the electors
at tho next general election for sem
ators and representatives. II a major
ity of the electors voting at such an
election adopt such an amendment. the
Same shall become a part OF the Con-
stitution Of the State of Arkansas. to-
wit:
be composed OF FIVE judges. one of
whom shall be styled Chief Justice and
elected as such. any three OF whom
shall constitute quorum. and the con-
currence OF at least three judges shall
in every case be necessary to decis-
ION Provided, II II should hereafter be-
come necessary to increase the number
of the judges of the supreme Court tho
tional judges and may also provide
for the court sitting In divisions under
such regulations as may be prescribed
Sec. 2. The Supreme Judges shall
at stated times receive compensation
for their services to be fixed by law
which shali not De Tess IMAM lour tnou-
sand. nor more than six thousand dol
lars per annum. Until otherwise pro-
vided by law. the judges OF the Su-
prsme Court shall receive a salary OF
six thousand dollars per annum. They
shall not be allowed any fees or per-
quisites OF office, nor hold any other
office of trust or profit under the State
or the United States.
Sec s. The provisions OF the Con-
stltution of the State of Arkansas in
conflict with this amendment are here
by repealed insofar as they are in con-
shall take effect and be in operation
sixty (60) days after its approval and
adoption by the people OF the State
OF Arkansas.
Approved by the Governor, and filed
In the office of Secretary of State.
February T. 1919.
Witness my hand and official seal
this 2sth day of April. 1920.
(SeaD TOM ]. TERRAL.
Secretary of State