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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

had blown shut and he looked On the
porch Ulcle Wigsily wasn't lhere.
but some mcllsses had been spilled
from the jus. and the Skee stepped
in this molasses and he slipped and
went down the steps bumpity- bump.
"Oh. this is no place FOR mel' cried
the Skee- THERE'S something wrong
here guess Uncle WiEEily has sona
lar away With his souse- Then the
skee ran or 20 his den and Nurse
Jane was wondering where Uncle
WlEElv was. when. all Of a sudden.
the bunny rabbit rose up from down
inside the umbrella standl
-Hal Hal" laughed the bunny y
was hiding there all the while the
skee was looking for mel he dldn't
see me get in with the umbrella Ha1
Hai 10 no.
Then Nurse Jane laughed too. and
she said ir was wonderful 20 have an
umbrella stand in the bungalow 10
fool Skees with. And g the cloud
doesn't sprinkle a let Of rain on the
rubber plant. and set the gold fish al
wet. III tell you next about Uscls
WlEEily and the mullen stalks
Copyright, 1890, by Mcclure Newspa-
per Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27
Says Speed Laws FIagrany Violated On Montana Street
Purebred Stock Will Do Much To Improve Garlic Herds

from Alabama. where a breeder has
been using purebred bulls for the
last IS years. and his herd o. IT'S
Herefords now ranges from one-half
to fifteen-sixteenths purebred The
yearlings now produced from high
grade cows weigh 200 pounds more
than native yearlinss under the came
conditions as to pasturaEe and feed.
The Increase In weight has been
brought about BY the continued use
OF a Durebred sire and the proper Sc
lection and culling Of cows
Stains which in grandmother's
time were the despair OF the thrifty
housewife cause little worry to WON
en- today because modern laundering
devices have discovered means OF
cleansing the most obstinate spots %
said. alderman ". T. Griffith. proprie-
tor OF a local laundry. There are
II main varieties OF stains, including
those from fruits, beverages. inks,
grass, grease, gums, dyes. paints, oils.
leather. and metallic. In days gone
by, about the only means OF retaining
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27


IS Uncle WisEily7 He vas here g
moment ago. and here's his umbrella
iu the thing you can an umQralla
stand, but where IS her
Surely enough. where vas Uncle
WIggily2 He had been Standing IN
the hall 3 moment before as the
Skee came In but nov the bunny was
gonei
i don't know whers he o." said
Nurse Jaue, as the Szee looked az her
very sharply
yes. you dor garElsd TIE bad
creature. you are hidlnE Uncle
Wiggily under Jour spronl Let ne
lookl"
with that the slsea Hftsd up Nurse
James big kitchen apron, but Uncle
lIiEEilv was mot there
ne must have slipped I'm and hid
den behind the piano. roared the
the music room and peaked behind
the piano Uncle NigElly was not
there
HHs's inside the cloekt- said the
bad chap. 7 know he's inside the
grandfather's oiockl'
But when the clock door was
opened there was only the pendulum
slowly ticking and tocking TO and
aoh. hoi he needn't think he can
fool uie-- warblsd the Skee- He
slipped out on the front porch when
I wasn't looking With that the
skes OPENED ehs 'front.' door, which
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

20 usefulness any garment stained
was 20 dye it a darker hue. Today
the stained garment is thrown in a
laundry bag, and is restored to orig
lnal color. For paint stains. a vase
line-gas0line treatment IS used. grass
stains are removed with ether, ink
spots and rust with oxahc sour. tea.
coffee, and wines are most frequent
" eliminated with special sodium
blsulplide. In fact each OF the prin-
cipal stains has its specific treatment.
and are features Of the modern
laundry.
.As leave your city there IS one
thing I would like to tell your busl-
ness men, and that is the trade trip
20 Mexico" said evangelist Burke
Culpepper- The trade trip viii be q
great thing for FL Paso. If were a
business man here I would want TO
are going into Mexico on the excur-
sion want 70 say, remember you are
going as representatives Of the Unit
ed states If you are a drinking man.
regardless Of how wen you like your
booze. In the name OF the stars and
stripes, don't touch drop while on
that trip
-El Paso has had an epidemic Of
killings during the last summer
which place a blot on the city" said
Paul Drane. This IS due to the fact
that the criminal element. here and
elsewhere, has come TO view human
life as cheap, and this. in turn, Is due
% the leniency Of juries- I am not
one TO sit back and howl for blood in
murder trial. but the time has come
when 1urless here especially, are
placing such light penalties on the
taking OF human life. that crooks
can get away with murder and fear
but small consequences. Statistics In
a certain city show that FOR a time
light penalties were given In murder
trials, by coincidence possibly or pos
sibly because the Jurors used each
others example as precedent. and
that during this time and until the
reing OF Justice we're tlghtened, muir
der began to be done with startling
regularity. Then a jury finally as
sessed q death penalty, which, after
the usual red tape was unWound.
was carried out Then another jury
followed this precedent. Soon the
murders fell of until they were
again scarce. That IS what FL Paso
needs il a few juries viii rid them
selves OF sentiment and exact a fun
penalty, FL Paso VIII not find kill
inEs as common a. thay ara nov"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

Royal Yacht squadron Races. This
vessel entered the regatta and sailed
without time allowance around the
Isle Of Wight The America finished
first out OF a large fleet Of ves-
sells. she was awarded the prize u
G cup valued at $500. The owner took
this cup 10 the New York Yacht club
TO establish perpetual challenge
trophy fer competition between
Yachts Of the different countries
Therefore the cup became known as
O. Please ten ne what effect eof-
Zee grounds have on garden aoiif
A. The department Of agriculture
says that coffee grounds have some
limited value as fertilizer on garden
soil
q How many Of the negroes vho
served IL the United States army
during the world war actually went
oFerseasf W. A. p
A. The war department says that
there were 100000 negroes in the
army during the recent war and thai
over half OF them saw service abroad.
@ When did The first day Of the
week come TO be observed a. the
sabbath Instead Of the seventh dnyf
+. Nee.
A. The Jewish Sabbath was on the
seventh DAY OF the week. az repre-
senting the day on which Cod rested
from the creation OF the world The
first day OF the week was observed
By the early Christians in commemo-
ration o. the day on which Christ
arose from the dead For a long
time both days were celebrated but
Constantine Z Emperor Of Rome.
about 321 A D.. issued an edict that
the first day OF the week SHOULD BE-
observed as the sabbath
lAny reader can set the answer 20
any question BY writing The Herald
Information Bureau. Erederic J. HAS
kin. Director, Warrington D. c.
This bureau cannot give advice On
legal. medical and financial matters.
u does not attempt % settle domestic
troubles, nor TO undertake exhaustive
research on any subject write your
question plainly and briefly Give
full name and address and enclose
two cents IN stamps for return post
age. All replies are sent direct 20
the inQuirer.)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

A NY person not owning an auto
n mobile and living on Montana
street or any other OF the main
thorouEhfares about Five Points
daily is taking his lie in his hands"
said ]. n Sanburn- "Automobilists
driving on Montana street particular
" have ceased TO regard speed laws,
with 90 70 SO miles an hour being
a common rate OF speed Frequently.
drivers seem 20 exert themselves in
seeing how near they can set 20
pedestrian without actually hitting
him. II for no other reason than TO
eliminate danger to the many small
school children whose homes are on
that street, city police should take
vigorous means 20 suppress such fla-
grant violation Of speed laws
''The ownership Of purebred sires
IS important as one means or better
ing the grade Of cattle in this part
OF the country" said G. r. Merchant
cattleman, In El Paso on business.
IAN instance Of results attained By
this means came 20 my attention
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27
Reflections OF A Bachelor Girl
Bv HELM Rowland.
EVERY WOsrAy,s PLEA.

al aEARLEN me. BeloTed-oh tel
- me not the TRUTH
Say not NY eyes are losing the
starry mist OF youth
Hint not my girlish figure grows ma
tronly in size
Oh. comfort, me, Beloved, with pleas
ant little iesi
on. hearten me, Beloved-nor stop 70
count the cost
Say not my shining tresses their
golden CLINT have lost
Oh tell me that you love mel Not
once. but every day
Repeat the sweet assurance, in the
sweet tender Wayi
For 7 an but a woman. Truth has for
me no thrills,
Unless it's subtly camouflaged- and
all dressed up in frills-
So tell ne til the end. Dear Heart
that I am passing fair,
On. feed me not the bitter truth-but
Just the old hot airl
A nan has two ways OF winning a
woman To half Of them ne paints
himself blacker than he is, and TO the
other half he whiteWashes himself
You can Judge a man, nowadays,
according to whether he regards Der
muda as the isle Of Lllies." as "the
place where onions come from" OF
merely as a tempting oasis in the
desert Of prohibition.
After n few years OF marriage,
a man ceases to resent the fact
that men stare At his Wl1E, and
begins 20 wonder why they e Il.
$
At 10, a man says, I've made a
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

- Was there eve time in
] American baseball when II was
- rule 10 have to pitch more than
four abaIla1 20 give a man naaei
]. ". c.
al The number OF balls % give
A man a base has differed In 1850,
eight called balls entitled batter %
take first base One year SIX lalls
was the rule. and at another time
seven were allowed
q. what g. the difference IN ell
mate and rFeat1scrf A. F. r.
"a. Climate ls the sun and average
of weather. which includes the daily
change in temperature wind rain,
etc, The climate shows the general
condition, while weather deals win
srecisl instances Of changes In at
mosphsric conditions
@ what O. meant By the term
aTEheeI basef1 A. G. v. ID.
A. The wheel base IS the distance
from the center Of the 'front.' axle 70
the center Of the rear axe,
a. Can you tell me who wrote
aBut the man worth while ig the man
who can smile when eFerythl1E goes
dead FTrongfn G.. j.. ".
A The lines are from the poem
Worth While" by Ella wheeler VIZ
cox. 1T Is easy enough % be pleas
ant when life flows By Ike song
But the man worth while, Is the one
who viii smile, when everything goes
dead wrong"
q How many horsepower can a
propeller stand without flying 60
ulecesf r n D.
A The air service says that en-
gines are now built for aircraft 10
10 1000 horsepower. and that these
drive screws, tractor or propeller d.
rect OF indirect. as the case may be.
Screws fly 20 pieces only when hit
or when they are detective OF become
q. Is much OF the siIz goods man
ufactured IN America made from pure
A. A great part Of the silk goods
manufactured In the United states Is
made from pure silk. The manu1ac-
ture OF artificial silk is increasing
celluiose OF cotton or pulp OF soli
woods. The consumption OF artifi-
cial silk in this country in 1915
amounted 70 nearly six million
pounds while about thirty-fiva mil
lion pounds Of raw silk were used
during a similar period
q Who discovered L-rayuf 6. r
A. X-rays were discovered and 81
called BY Prof Routgen or the Uni
versity OF WurzburE, Germany. IL
1885.
q. How did the cup which f. tn
prize I'm the big yacht race come q
. be called 4America's Cup ~ IL cam
T first from EnsIand8 c. v. r.
A. In 1881 an American schoonai
B called the America" vas visiting IL
I English waters At the time Of tn
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27
Herald Subscription Price Changed

on AND AFTER October 1870 the subscription price
y per delivery or mail subscriptions in thu CITY Of
FL Paso and Texas New Mexico, Arizona special
sio5o win be made for subscription paid advance special
rate Of $3.50 for months subscription paid
no increase il the selling price per single copy
white print
the price Of almost everything entering making
tributing the
than four times what 1t 1914 and thar three times what
IN 1918 The price tendency steadily upward.
payroll The Herald percent
that Of 1914 and 1915
Many other items show heavy in the
part bargain simply
this
better and greater to its readers
grateful for the support the
1t faith that this support continued
increased. The Herald wiz fulfil its part loyalty.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

Santiago, Chile. sept IA bin
has been introduced in the Chilean
house OF deputies 90 furtheranca cf
the long discussed protest % 6riid
a railway across the Andes connect
ing Salta. center OF a rich aEricul-
tural region OF northern Argentina.
with the Chilean port Of AntofaEas-
"a The bill provides that the con-
tractors would receive a state guar
antes OF s percent OF thu actual cost
Of the railway for IS years after it Isl
opened The cost IL estimated at s15.-
100000
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27
ALine O. Cheer
Each Day O. The Year
49, ----.--..r.-- 49,.

SOMETHING FOR NOTHING.
q OLETHING for Nothing" 3 not
ny creed:
Mighty cheap 'tWould be indeed,
Making worthless all our gain
in a life OF Joy or pain:
Making labor useless waste.
killing SAVIOR. taintinE taste,
Making dross OF laurels won
For a task IN conscience done
Chilling with the clutch OF ice
Every human sacrifice.
MOI For things on which live
Nay never fail 10 give
Measure full as my return
For The benefits 7 earn,
So that when my sun hath set
I shall stand In no mans debt
Copyright, 1890. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27
Short SHatcheS
From Everywhere

Many a father makes a goat Of his
kid--columbus lohioj Citizen.
A stogie Is one OF the few things
that travel on their merits and not
on apDearances.-Canton (Ohio) News.
How many future presidents have
been killed by reckless automobile
drivers in Ohio2-Sioux City Journal.
A litter OF pups was born IN an air
plane, and the Mail thinks they must
be skye terriers. But why not Aire-
dales 2-T0ronto Star.
They say the rain rs spelling the
tomato crop, but eggs viii answer
the same purpose 1T political gather
luga il you can afford them.=Enox-
vile Journal and TrIt--=
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27


RISE o'clock good
place quiet expect
Of
They suEgards sleep think
mistake; they hold that
yEhel backward hut when other
bother them
JOINT is thing reete with gee used rise at o'clock
WHISTLE
an the
would and throw steel bootaes head the windows
knkaeEs bricks ny
spoiled Sunday telsscoped ny spine
PHd often and again Until lid wrecked; other
rights must
Copyright By George Matthew Adams WALT
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

Il know a charming woman; a. 90.
The sweetest little woman in the
Worldg' and at 60. NY affinity"
The new fall hats ARE hard on the
eyes. But don't blame usi Hats are
like husbands, you know. We can't
choose" them we merely accept"
them. when under hypnotic Influence.
=
A summer vacation Is Ike a love
affair-awfuliy sweet and thrilling,
while it lasts but you are glad aud
relieved when it's over, and you find
yourself on your way back TO your
home OF your sanity. aEain.-Copy-
right, 1920, by The Wheeler Syndi-
cate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27
Hugh Williams.

IF THERE anybody IN New Mexico who has been there
year and does not know Hugh Williams he VIII please
hold up his night hand There being upheld hands II
sight it is fair predict that what may to the can
ddzes for governor the Republicans certain to put
officer back in Santa Re for another term And that
officer Hugh Williams who IS chairman Of the state cor
porations commission
Hugh has great faculty and he did not get It from
d correspondence school He remembers everybody be
IN contact with. your is Groy Hugh viii
be calling you Gil inside Of five minutes after he meets you
If It is Hopkins he VIII call you Hop Moreover, he'll slap
you the back and buy you cigar and he meets you
again years later he win call you BY your first
and remember that you are divorced.
People IN New Mexico who staunch Democrats admit
opponent could lick Hugh He has system that beats
kissing babies.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27
COFFINS FOR The
AMERICAN DEAD IN FRANCE

CherbourE, France Sept IA cof-
fin mandatory destined to turn out
the collins to receive the remains OF
American soldiers buried in France.
has been installed here under the
management OF lfaj. Riley OF the. U.
s. army. The major expects 10 have
nearly $4,000 collins constructed.
Thirty carpenters are already at
work. Remains OF soldiers viii be
placed in e large warehouse nearby
and from time 70 time American
transports VIII call and take them TO
America
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

MY DEAR boy
DON'T blame you.
FOB BEING sore.
But I'm afraid
IT WOULDN'T do.
II I suggest
THAT YOU disobsy.
AND INSTEAD Of saying.
WHAT would do.
IF IN your place.
Pill PUT myself
IN YOUR parents place.
AND IF / were them
IN VERY surs.
I'd HATE 20 see
A BOY OF mine.
WEAR ANYTHING.
THAT LOOKED as silly.
As A velvet suit
THAT FITTED tight
AND I'D hate TO think
THAT A boy OF mine.
THROUGH CAUSE OF mine.
SHOULD BE the butt
OF OTHER boys.
BECAUSE I'D feel
THAT EVERY time.
THIS BOY Of mine.
was so abused
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

A MOTHER peculiar thing about auto
3 mobiles-Ws never know we hzin't
able e Own one tin we've got one.
somebuddy must be wsarin' petti1oats
OF they wouldn' be spsudin' money sd-
vsrhsin' EN-
Copyright National Newspaper ssrriea.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

Brazil only. win be issued during the
visit Of king Albert OF The Belgians
70 this country. The stamps viii be
OF the leo reis denomination. and win
bear the portraits o. king Albert and
president Pessoa-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

BY OTHER boyE
THERE'D COME a wound
or BITTERNESS.
THAT ADDED 10.
MIGHT NEVER heal
AND FEELING 50.
IN Also sure.
THAT IF he had
A VELVET suit
THAT FITTED tight
I'd TELL his ma
TO TAKE the thing
AND BURN It Up.
AND IF not that
I'd MAKE him
LET his hair grow long. y
TO MATCH his suit
I THANK you
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

When we have women juries fsmais defendants VII
not ask for jury trial They'd rather trust judge.
Truth is what is left after an is said
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

STAMPS TO HONOR KING.
Rio de Janeiro. Brazil, Sept. 81
Special postage stamps for use In
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

tries for the democratic masses who nave been taxing
charge Of Europe and have carried their movement to
Japan and China and India.
The exact opposite the de Ia Huerta policy Is found
in the action Of the New York legislature in excluding
Socialists from the which they had been elected
Which policy VIII Win IN the long run7 Which VII most
surely perpetuae the ideals Of George Washington and his
associates2
To leave good taste the mouth it is appropriate to
quote the remarks at luncheon Friday last, Of 81 LUIS
Orozco engineer in the Mexican ministry Of eommunoa-
tons Said he:
Coming here from the Mexican capital was struck
everywhere with the evidences Of peace prosperity, and
coutsntmeut the cities and broad prares
there is peace there is hope there is security Great
leaders have been developed by great needs In the capital
there Is activity than there has been for dozen
years Public improvements Of all sorts going forward
rapidly, and is active Here have been deeply
impressed with the strong sentiment Of friendship and
unity These cities the border should be tied together
not merely BY the bonds Of commerce but BY the golden
chains Of boundless and unselfish friendship"
Europe not happy. With all their power and privi-
lege the workers not happy Europe Is discontinued
everywhere and there neither peace very much hope
Is Mexico going give up all that she has hardly Won
IN order grasp at pretty bubbles which burst and sting
the eyes?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27
ABig Opportunity.

SIDE from the benefits that bound to result from
a an exposition and military carnival in Fl Paso the
southwest VIII be afforded opportunity at that TINS to
get together and plan united action for the common benefit
in public affairs This opportunity VII through two
meetings that 70 be held IN FL Paso-
The first Of these meetings IS be that Of the editors
and publishers Of papers II vest Texas New Mexico, and
Arizona. Wednesday, October 6 is to be their day.
dinner and big meeting being arranged for them at
which they viii be asked to consider certain problems that
al Of them and vitality affect the southwest
The second meeting Is TO be that Of the chambers Of
Of the southwest October and g. This meet
ing VIII be important that Of the editors for It has
been called specifically for the purpose Of considering
tain business questions and problems that
lations With Mexico.
No editor publisher should fan to Be here. No cham
Der Of commerce should neglect to send representatives
Such gettogstheT meetings are always productive Of
great and lasting good.
II has 70 60 to church to be good citizen then
have about 100000 bad citizens IN the United States
according to the churchss statistics
-o-
With 200 special prohibition agents prying into the
cellars CT FL Paso and with it made almost impossible to
90 to JuaTez epidemic Of sobriety Is at hand
Kings are Ike stgs-ihey rise and sci, they have
The Dorship Of he Dorld. but no reposs.
Percy Byuahs Shelley.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27
YE TOWNE GOSSIP


8
K OF
l. shan suit made Of black velvet very soft and qghtHg
suit be punished father Consequently the
rEou. -- nLaca
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

Kings are Ike stas-ihey rise and sci, hep haze
The porship Of he Dorld. but no Tepose.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

has 70 60 to church to be good citizen then We
have about 100000 bad citizens in the United States
according to the churches statistics.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

With 200 special prohibition agents prying into Il
ellars CT FL Paso and with it made almost impossible
20 to JuaTez epidemic Of sobriety is at hand.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27

Scotch snuff is hsraIded a. cure for hay fever And
death IS the only cure for Scotch snuff
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-27
Bedtime Storfes 40 AZ - o.

UNCLE WIGGuY AND TIE UMBRELLA 81
BY HoWARu =. GARIs.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1920-10-29
How l. That
Spark!

If that spark going from bat
terry to spark plug in your auto
is not a good, fat spark. you
waste gasoline. and have poor
running car.
If you need a new battery, we
have it, A good High grade bat.
terry at a reasonable price,
We also re-charge and repair
storage batteries Of any make.
We maintain Service Station
for, and sell Prest-O-Lite Stor-
age Batteries.
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1920-10-29

TWENTY-FIVE wears aco
Fred Signer was a coal
'passer'' on the New
York Contradictory he holds
the throttle Ct the goth Century
hats Fred Signer's record.
And every time Fred sigr,er
runs the big express you'N find
him IN Blue D2:calc OucrAHs.
He's found that Blue Buckles
stand up under all the rough use
they get around railroad. And
millions Of other men, whether
they are running trains, or work
The commonwealth. (Scotland Neck, N.C.) 1896-1929, 1920-10-29
DR.. BEN D MANN
(Dentist)

Randolph Bu1ld1n8
Qhone 251. e nfield, N. G.
ron SALT-Duroc Jersey Boar
Pigs, entitled to registration
good blood kne, Halifax Farms
Inc. Thos. D. Temple, Mgr. st