The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-01-30
NOTES FROM THE
HIGH SCHOOL
BASKET BALL REVIEW.


Let your extemporaneous descant-
ings and unprecedented expatiations
have intelligibility and voracious vi
vacity without rhodanis or thrasoni-
cal bombast. And so it was with the
members of tho party who made the
basketball trip to Bergland and Ew-
en-.
The boys team and their manager
enjoyed feast Thursday evening at
certain house on the hill. Eats
were served la carte, the remnants
being conveyed to the station for the
"horse" and driver. If you question
the boys good time, ask them.
The girls team exercised their di-
gestive organs at the home of the
chaperone. They say the eats were
delicious. So was the candy (?)
they brought.
The aggregation contained num-
Der of professionals in a number of
lines. "Punk" acted the part Of a
magician and tried his best to at
tract pie thru the window at the
Nestoria lunch counter with his over
abundance Of animal magnetism. 1t
would have worked, if there weren't
any window. For lessons in profess
sional nursing, apply to R. Ruth
strom.
Innocence personified, when r. r.
attempted TO deprive a weary, old
traveller Of his misplaced eyebrow.
Lost-Six dogs, several pickles and
two basketball whistles.
Getting off the train at Bergland,
the manager took Smith and Ganson
by the hand. There were lots of
squirrels running about.
0verheard-"Where do you live p
"Oh, just three farms out"
Friday morning brought rlmors
Of the graveyard. Thanks for the
'life-savers."
The rooms at the Bergland Hotel
are fully equipped with guy ropes
or rather safety first in case o1
fire." The boys made good use OF
these. One was used to anchor the
''horse." Others to tie the rest Of
the menagerie in bed.
Applications will be received shortly
from Bergland for the exalted posi-
ton Of assistant score keeper. Any
others interested make haste.
Bergland auditorium was full!
lighted with electric light and dia
mond rings.
Wanted-An expert woodsman t,
take the Christmas trees off the tele
phone line between Even and Berg
land.
This is service Spider" sends hi
valet to purchase collar buttons.
Wanted-A shoe breaker. Appl,
to Miss Boivin.
The athletic association from nov
on will receive applications for secre
service work. All interested, call o.
the club for particulars.
Contemplating the scores made b
the home teams, someone obliged tn
teams by singing "I'm Sorry, Dear.
A phone call, requesting an under
taker Immediately, might have bee
heard over the line between Eve
high school and the Even undertak
ing parlors, Saturday night.
"Just a Lunch at Twilight, Whe
the Lights are Low" Sung by tn
male quintette at the Even restaur
ant.
Thanks for the sample. You
doughnuts are fne.-Manager.
| Games were not over till the "chap
was knocked out" near Herman
Someone tried to make free throw
but failed,
| Bang! Many a good man goe
downes especially if the "horse
is around.
| Oats were profusely sown on tn
Bergland platform. Harvesters fror
the athletic association will visit tn
city in the spring to reap tho croI
The horse must be kept alive tin nes
year.
| Heard at the Even station.-Adel
mar, the operator wants you. A.
Yes, where does the operation tax
place.
The editorial staff did not lac
for reporters on the trip. Pencil
and papers were flying in all dires
tions.
| The L. H. s. A. A. hired "dari
ie" to carry the victuals on the retur
trip, Oh, girls, what spread
The boys spent considerable tim
Tie Best Cough Msdicine.