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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-01-25
AUTOMOTIVE MEN
ASK SHOW SPACE:
Several Apply for Exhibi-
tion Space at Tulsa
Show.
FACTORIES INTERESTED
Large Representation Expect
ed-Press Is Also
Interested.

with mo announcement nevor5u
da,s ago that a building IN to he con-
structcd between Main and Boston
for tho housing OF tho coming Tulsa
automobile show. March l TO G. In
addition to the Universal Motor Car
company building on Main, scene OF
last years exhibit, comes a renewed
rcqucs, Tor spHce from several auto
motive dcalcrB who could NOT ba
given exhibition space until the cree
don OF the new building was assured.
That there will be close to ib0
exh ibts ls tho belief OF Sol Dan, Sec
retary OF tho Tulsa Automobile Deal
crE' assoc lation and manager of tho
Tulsa ntIto show. Nearly l2b spaces
have been cold to date.
Mr. Dan said that Tho number OF
Inquiries regarding the 1920 Tulaa
ahow from various factories In slcodi-
" Increasing Tho unusual interest
manifested In tho Tulm show la be-
llcved due to the great sucucs1 with
which 1t WIS attended last year.
There were seycral factory repre-
s;n.at!"s=: ~ Tulsa last year all of
whom were aRrecably and forclbiy
Impressed with the importance OF
tho local exhibit and they are GER
tain to return. Numerous factories
which have moi previously been rep
resented at Tulsa exhibbts are ox-
pectod 10 send men hero this year.
Also indicative of tho realization
that tho Tulsa show is of utmost i'm
portance in southwestern automo
tive circles is the great amount OF
interest shown by newspapers OF the
sou thwest. You might fool all OF
the people some Of mo time and
some OF tho people oil OF tho time"
but you can't fool the press Recog
milton of tho Tulsa shows great I'M
porthnce In shown by ncwBpapers In
thls section ot tho country. which
have printed ecyerai articles on the
Tulsa snow. Practically all Okla
homa papers. ana many in Kansas
Texas. Arkansas and Missouri arc
expected TO be represented nj thia
years show. Judging by the number
OF inquiries concerning hotel reserva q
tiona and other matters received
daily by Mr., Dan from southwestern
| cwBpnpcrmon.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-01-25
MARMON SALE AT
NY. SHOW HEAVY
soa8 900 in Cash Taken in
Bv One Marmon
Dealer.
IS BELIEVED A RECORD
ort of Town Distributors Sell
80 Marmon Cars at
Exhibits.

Veal Sutherland. general man
.,.- n, sna W. G. Norris Motor
s,l,s com pany, Is in receipt of in
,o-,ra,,on from New York City tell
N a, the many Marin ons that were
.oid during The Metropolitan show.
Tho business represented amount
~ 20 $4,000 in actual cash taken
~ nv he New York Marmon dealer
and Il IL believed that this sets a
rsw worlds record for high grade
motor cara and is graphic evidence
N The extraordinary demand wh4ch
EXISTS for the better automobile.
with sIoh salee records M this,
,bere is strong evidence of the
oo,,nd financial condition OF the
co,ntry. the ready buying spirit and
srnsh evidence that business men
are ready to 20 full speed ahead. In
viey OF the trem endously Increased
production OF motor cars and In all
manufacturing lInee such buying
snirit will put renewed confidence
into the heart OF every business man
VINO has urged increased production
in all l,ree as the vital need vf iie
world. The demand will equal the
supply
As matter Of fact, out OF town
dealers also sold SO Marmon cars
al retail at the New York show, and
this demonstrates that the came
spirit peryades the entire country
and that sound business expansion
ran reasonably expect to find a
ready buying spirit.
That Tulsa will break every local
record for the eale OF the Iarmon
s predicted by the knowing ones.
Always the center OF attraction, the
Marmon this season presents more
features TO make 1t desirable. No
thought In a modern motor car can
possibly be added--for the Marmon
Is completeness itself.
Mr.. Switzerland and associates
are plannig now to make the Mat
mon exhibit the wonder spot Of the
local show and are already in com
munication with the factory to ship
direct The many superb units that
made the Marmon the hit of the
Gotham motor car exposition,
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-01-25
BIG MILEAGE RECORDS
Advanced Methods--Tire Tray
els 2i,500 Miles.

That advanced methods OF tire
mileage are conducive to long mile
age IL impressively shown in an In
cident that happened in the sale
office Of the Miller Rubber company
in Akron the other day.
A Ssx7 gearedsto% the road cord
tire, used on a rear wheel OF Sout h
sumner and Johnson street bus in
Akron, was turned IN at the factory
with a record of 2i,00O miles of
service.
Eventually the tire reached ono of
the offices of the sales department
and n young man who chanced to be
on duty there at the time--he had
not been with the company long
went into ecstasy over tho splendid
performance OF the tire.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-01-25

British experlm enters have sue
ceeded In dyeing woolens with
privet, bracken, rorse and other
common plants and even with chin
ney. soot. which produces an old
gold tint.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-01-25

Fork tines at oppoeits ends Of n
revolving frame feature n Minnesota
Inventors gasoline engine driven ma
chine for loading loose farm nateri-
als
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-29
BY w. II. PURCELL. JR.. CO, INC,
Real Estate Auctioneers,
SIT Il. Franklin Street,
Richmond, Va.
JUSTICES AUCTION SALE OF
KVHTEF.s AUCTION SALE OF
Valuable Main Street
Property
No. 6 E. Main Street
Richmond. Va.

BY virtue OF certain deed OF trust
TO the undersigned trustees. dated
April I. 1917. and duly recorded in
Deed Book 2+s-B. page IS. Richmond
ment OF certain notes therein de-
scrlbed, default having been made in
4 portion OF the debt therein secured,
and being required so to do by the
beneficiary, We will sell ut Public Auc-
ton, on the premises. on
TUESDAY. JUNE 1. 1920.
AL O'Clock +. NJ.
the property described in said deed.
Lot OF land In the City OF Richmond,
Va. on the north side of Main Street,
known as No. East Main Street, and
described as beginning on the north
line OF Main Street. distant IS feet 10
inches east OF the eastern line OF
Foushee Street. thence eastwardIy
along north line OF Main Street and
fronting thereon % feet Ill inches.
more or less. thence back northw ardly
between lines nearly parallel i5S feet
inches TO an alley l6 feet Wide. on
which II has frontage Of g5 feet 8
inches. the western line OF the lot
pa ssins through the partition wall be-
tween No. and No. East Main.
TERMS: Cash as to expense of sale.
including trustees commission or &
per centum. taxes for the year 1919,
eng pro rata taxes 500 and to pay
est notes: SIS due January /. 1890.
ana so due April 1. 1920, residue. it
any, 10 &c payable In equal INSTALL
ments at s. ~ and Is months from
Win interest added. or ali cash al
'he option OF the purchaser.
ROBERT a. SHEPPARD,
WALLACE e. BROWN,
WILLIAM f. PURCELL. JH..
Trustees:
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AUCTIONS-LEGALS
Legal Notices
OFFICE OF VIRGINIA STATE uIGH-
WAY COMMISSIONER
Richmond Va Nav ~ i1an

OFFICE % 2HE vtt5G g.MIssr5 STTATh HIGH;
S Se% Sr tls x Sit nsSx
fo hs SaSG SSn rqf Ss JHns ls.n
Nrsina rol rrG Il Ss miles
,rs x,is'" ma p TTSiss; , So miles nsne,
Oe| VifsIn, TroR, Eoyai end Rivs!son ."D''S
sesSa No road din G G,S; Fl
COUNTY between iia.vevs store ana Law
Hss%,y f q
.o T,rr hIas rr ni St, NO s.smalf mile Of
in Pit,srlynnia couniv between DanviiIe
inr places at the lime snecined 10 show
TroiSe, no "': 20. ne a, wEEr rnsnk,in on June
Project No. 60. at From, ROYAL ON June
,,i;roiec, No 20. II, i.vnchburr on June
Project No SIS. at Danvnne on June
,i;roiec, No 81. at Danvine on June
G 4 ,Ss ses 1r q tH SSTrtfs;s
i ts niGhmsna Va hG ana ia2
Virginia rroiect 30. so-A Mt ONCE OF 6.
wright" PrcIcet No TO- @i'ics j. o. MS
gruder, resident engineer. Lvnchburr: Vir-
rnia Project No. a. office e II. Cocko
n. resident encinesr. Staunton: Va. and
Project No. 81 and S-+S. Office &. l.. Scott.
A certified check to the armour, OF Sc,
OF The total bid. hut not exc, ed So Vb
made nayahlr To the State Highway Con-
missioner. must accompany bid each
sect ion OF road
set ~ plans and specifications will
ht furnished prospeciirc bidders on re-
To- the Second Assistant COMMISSIONER
a. N he Iip h
wav Commissioner within ten davs after
orruing bida.
The STATE Highway Commissioner r,
serves The right TO rciec, or all bids
O.. i. COLEMAN.
State Highway Commissioner
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-29
LABORERS
COLORED
LOOK
500 WANTED

for largest construc-
ton job in New York
State by The Founda-
ton Company. Two
year job. Fine, new
camp with hot and cold
shower b a t h S an
board. Located on the
bank Of the beautiful
Niagara River, one
half mile from city
limits of Buffalo, N. Y,
and on trolley line to
Niagara Falls.
4 4. No labor troubles;
wages, 55c per hour, 10
hours per day, seven
days per week. Free
transportation.
Apply today at office
of
:HYGEIA STABLES,
40 North Fifth Street.
for further informa-
: ton.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-29
Tn,stee's Sale Of 32h-Acre Farm

| IuStee Dale or d I2-ACte L ain
IN HANOVER COUNTY. VIRGINIA.;
ALSO SMALL DWELLING ON
I,ITTLEPAGE STREET IN THE
CITY OF RICHMOND. VIRGINIA.
BY virtue OF n certain deed OF trust
to the undersigned. dated December
page 23i. Richmond Chancery Court,
and -. b. is. page AL. Hanover Cir
cult Court. default having been made
In the note secured and being re-
uuircd so TO do. | will sell at Public
Auction on
MONDAY. MAY 81. 1920.
on the respective premises. first,
AT IL o'clock Noon,
a lot OF land fronting 81 feet inches,
more or less OH the east line OF Little
page Street, in the City of Richmond,
Virginia and designated as lots Nos.
and on Maddox HILL" together
with the dwelling house thereon.
Second.
At o'clock p. NJ.
the small farm in Hanover County.
Virginia. containing 32iA acres, more
or less. situated on the road leading
from Tyler Station TO Davenport's
Bridge and adjoining Rowsey Chapel,
and being about ~ miles from the
City of Richmond. This farm Is To-
Gated about miles from Beaver Dam,
and can be made an attractive place
ii improved.
TERMS: Cash as TO expense OF sale,
any taxes due and as to notc OF
10000 with interest from April %,
i?iS, balance at one and TWO years,
or all cash at the option Of the pur-
C. l.. DENooN,
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EMPLOYMENT
Iielp NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. 3:

I.INEMEN-WaDtcd. four frst-cIass IInc-
men. Npply at once In person To III,
Newport News and HAMPTON Hallway. Gas
aud Electric COMPANY Newport News VA.
AEE SrESDGRApiIER WANTED Mus.
u" capabl. OF taking testimony OF .y!t.
u"ss"r In court. In addition to general
stenographic work willing TO pay good
salary 10 right man. Applicant must state
c1pcr!"nc' and salary expected. y. o.
Box 1894, City.
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ROOMS AND BOARD
Rooms With Board

FRANKLIN. EAST ll5--Beau,iful rooms.
private ba his: bart table board.
sirabir rooms: running hot and coll
water IN every room: excellent meals:
good service terms reasonable
FRANKLIN ST. T.. 20o-iIandsoipely fur
n!shed rooms and board: delightful
out bath.
GRACE ST, W. 9II-Two rooms luna
18th. Mrs. Johnston.
GRACE ST. WEST lo2-Room and
GRACE ST. " iG-E1c,llent meals
Evening dinners specialty
GROVE AvE-Room suitable for two;
private bath: morning and evening
meals. Grove Ave. Randolph 34iI-W
THE HILLcIlEST. sos Z. GRACE--aooms
and board: absolutely hrst-class: CEN
trail: hot water heat. Price reasonable
Madison US78
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-29

L7SEMEN wanted for tran,mI,.io,I. H.
construction Board and good wa res:
ne SJ ,n tronnie steady work. FWrite a.
Soyass g. L oaaa. N Ne Wet ysrEin.s
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-29
$50 ACRES.

$50 ACRES.
$50 acres, splendid r.
room brick residence; out
buildings in Al condition.
Absolutely one of the finest
cattle and grain farms in
Virginia. Price, $4,000.
Terms: one-third cash, bal
ance 3 years.
E. F. SCHMIDT e CO.,
26 N. Eighth Street.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-29

TELEPHONE RandoIpE i and -isI + !.
Times. biseateh Wat "A 'Haks, What
sfs,s "a sas 1I,ih s,s ISy
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-29
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
Lots for Sale
50

PETERSBURG CAR LINE-si.00 pc:
week or $500 per month. no inter.s:
az taxes. buys larg, tot on concrete
road and car line: &c fare to cts. Small
payment down. So. A. i Daughir-y. 1905
Mutual Bidg. Phone Madison 3ls2.
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-29
EMPLOYMENT
Situations Wantcd-AInle 81

SALESMAN--EX Experienced salesman thor.
nughiy acquainted with trad, Ina SOrt "A
and South caroiinaA. desires chang" Hest
OF references. Address & $50. CAV. Rich
Jnond Times Dispatch
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. wanted -. Cham.
Der oil Comm"rc" secretary 81 seCr,,ary
TO corporation officer. ,olicg. .,iuCa =
ton In law and commerce. = Years. -tu-
nor ra pitnr AMI experience =, cr,tary and
office management Address !. 1sa ear,
Times Dispatch.
WANTED--A position as shipulug clerk
or assistant: with large hrm rhone
Madison JT2-J II T.. I.arirnprn
WELL EDUCATED young man desire,
position us assistant tOokkccper OF gem
cral office NOw employed Four
years experience. References Address,
q 20 care Times Dispatch
YOUNG MAN wants position as hotel
clerk or night cashier In cafeteria. from
midnight on: experienced Call RsnLoInh
3la5-J Ask FOR Gilbert
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-29
Situations Wantcd-iIemaIe 80

SrESOGRAPIiIC POSITION wanted:
light work. salary according or COPY
ing to do at home. - II. care Times
Dispatch.
YOUNG LADY stenographer desires work
in her own line home. viii take die.
tat0n outside. Madison GS5a.
Situations Wanted-MuIe 81
ACCOUNTANT with assistant desires wor,;
to do IN the evenings after 80 books
audited supervised and k,p; Financial
and cost statement rendered. Systems in.
stalled. i. .. Box 70l. City
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LIVE STOCK
Horses. Cattle, Vehicles

AA0s 49, SotshSs sShAeASo so
\1RQINIA'S RELIABLE BAZAAR-woit
& Brooks You will md plenty horses
and inules. second hand wagons. bucEies
anu harness for gallo daily. Auction days:
tuesday and Satu-cSy. Bring your sur
piu1 stock. We x,li sell them Cor you
and you can get your money same uLy.
lSos.li East Franklin street. Phrhs
Madison 1884
Poultry and Supplies ~
iESS-Fine Rhode Island Red meas
ch-ar 1888 y. Seventeenth ST
Mli.kOI.INE is economical To feed CaI
he fed with any feed YOU NAV he feed
inr. Milkolne means health for vo-
hogs and Miikoiine means big pronts Tor
YOU At your dealers OF from Brsuer q
HASTEN. 1908 East Cary Street;
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-29
Business Equipment i

FOR sale. one 10 u. T.. International en-
einc. one 2t-inCh corn mill. ono power
crindston". one power emery stone. one
powc- corn shelter. ono :0-foot lin. shaft.
Ave pullcyE. All above in No ! condition.
Price. ISIS. y. r.. corington. kidds
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-29
Statesmen and Agents 81

statesmen and Agents 81
Man AGER -Phila delph!a concern want,
capable men TO establish branch offic. An
every county OF Virginia and West Viz.
eIh!a ana handle the marketing Of "A he "
my. ni'2n easy 10 sell: $50 To $500 neces
vary. You handle own money. Prrmanen,
lEcoin" from renewal OF orders. E1clusIv,
county selling rights given TO successiu
appiicants. Mr.. Dciker IL now at Muir.
phys Hotel Interviewing applicants CAL
nj desk.
SAi.ESMAN wanted to represent manu-
fdcturcr New invention for Fords
Three articles: all necessities Reardor
SALESMAN wanted. by old reliable house
10 sell our new Sc punch boa rds to mer-
chants in small towns and country stores.
either regular or s!de-line salesman. I'm
lesiric;ei ierr.iory: big Commissions:
featuring Co. l25 W. Plume ST.. Nor
folk. Va.
SAl.ESMAN-Amhi energetic i.,ail
sale snan. whether now in city or gen
"ral country store. who wants 10 connect
himself with we'll stublisn~d business i'm
the mos; desirable city OF virginia where
promotion Will be steady. STATE age and
when and where experience, ACQUIRED. Al
BOX i56. Charlottesville. Va.
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REAL ESTATE FOR RENT
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
Farms and Land for Sale s3

Farms and Land for Sale Ss
DAIRY farm. 2s7 acres. Close to CIV:
large cow barn and yiio. Two t.nan,
houses: s.N- room residence. large horse
barn all fenced with woven wIr- Price
II 2Oo. Carrot 4 20. iiis + Main ST
FAKMS-We have a large number of
stock. grass. truck. dairy and POULTRY
FARMS on our list. near railroad stations
and on tho best automobile roads in tho
state. Any OF thcs. farms. II bought at
ones. tan be gotten nj bargain prices
Don't walt: get IN touch with US irntne.
diatciy {: l. & IL. l.. Denoon. so7 East
FOR SALE on reasonable terms. several
farms In 1un"nburr County: one OF $50
acres. suitable for grain ana cattle. also
smaller farms. j. n. BELL. Route =. South
WI: have numerous small places on tho
car lines. from lot To 10 acres out
Of which YOU can ind something TO plea Sc
YOU. l.. r. Branch. y. Ninth Street.
Room ..
900 ACRES. $50 in cultivation. all under
woven wire fence: land lays almost level.
Spicndld io-room dwelling furnace heat:
lights. wat". all over ;hc house all city
buildings. Including Silo. traction engine
and other farm "cu;pncnts. near Rich
rnond and Mas 'Lp;on highway: convcn-
lent to splendid schools and college: Is
miles from Richmond Price. $4,000
Buildings could n hc tsulaCed for this
price. Pollard 4; Bagbv. Inc. 1903 East
Main
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MERCHANDISE
Articles for Sale. 81
BABf'S SuLKY--Csed very li,,le: for sails
q. at bargain Appiy 10 3s:: r.. Broad
Street.
hooks bought, sod AND exchanged
Richmond Book Co. 2l5 y. Fifth st.
crusher. ice cream cabinet; Ea.oIine en-
ginc. one lot cans and tubs. Address
q 70. care Times Dispatch
SMALL. CHASE MILL. FOR SALE. RICH
MOND JUNK AND PIE co, sos
RROOK AVENUE.
watch. Scha.f Bros. ~. f. Broad.
1000 ARMY ASH CANS. PRACTICALLY
NEW: COST GOVERNMENT FROM
G nIYes ELS = 800; GLAsS sfI FIRE
CO. 40 brook AVENUE RANDOLPH
l222. III NORTH SEVENTEENTH ST.
MADISON 2to5. 1901 LESTER ST. RAN
DOLpH llts
Richmond times-dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1914-current, 1920-05-29

TEACHERS-This wear /. IN. conp.t.n,
=; 'eaSh.rs oppor;unity /. not satisfied
IN your present position. We can HELM
you 10 4 better one. Address Dept. Inter-
stale cacheTs' Bureau. Atlanta Ca
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ROOMS AND BOARD
Rooms With Board

fAkk AVE Room and board. private
family. boulevard :t63-W.
THIRD ST. SOUTH i2-Onc slnsIe and
one doubi" room. tnbl" board, gentle
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
NO NEED FOR INTERPRETER
Squaw Evidently Had Not Always
Been One of the Ordinary
"Blanket Variety"

We were honeymooning in Arizona.
OF course we had our ever-faithful
camera with US. On the principal
street corner of O small town l saw
an old Indian squaw sitting on the
sidewalk with her pottery on exhibit
ton about her. l thought that would
be dandy picture to take back home.
Ny wife and l stopped in front of the
squaw. and, knowing an Indians su-
perstition about being photographed,
we hesitated. Just then the proprietor
of the store in front of which she was
squatting opened the door and l in
quired of him: do you think she
would object to our taking snapshot
of herr" He said he didn't know, that
we might try it, and while We were
discussing the situation the squaw
spoke up in excellent English and
with decided gestures: mo, l don't
care to have my picture taken. "-Ex-
change.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
The Vegetarian Airman.

"Hobey' Baker, the young Philadel-
phia athlete and airman, who made a
brilliant flying record during the war,
was talking at the Philadelphia Coun-
try club about his experience in
France"
II knew one chap" he said, "who
crashed in Germany, and tramped 800
miles back to our lines. 1t took him a
month, and he lived the whole time on
raw turnips and carrots that he dug
up at night"
Gee" said young lady, 81 wonder
how such an experience felt?"
1.-THE poor guy" said the airman,
told me it felt like a root march"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
HEAD STUFFED FROM
CATARRH OR A COLD
Says Cream Applied in NostriIs
Opens Air Passages Right Up.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES

Instant relief-no waiting. Your
clogged nostrils open right up; the air
passages of your head clear and you
can breathe freely. No more hawking,
snuffing. blowing. headache, dryness.
No struggling for breath at night |;
your cold or catarrh disappears.
Balm from your druggist now. Apply
little of this fragrant, antiseptic.
healing cream In your nostrils. II pen
etrates through every air passage of
the head. soothes the inflamed or swol-
len mucous membrane and relief comes
instantly.
It's just fine. Don't stay stuffed up
with a cold or nasty catarrh.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
So Conslderate.

The traffic was at its height. and
there were the usual piles Of passen-
gers baggage on the platform. In
the usual way the porters were bang
ing It about, while the owners mourn
fully looked on. Suddenly the station
master appeared, and, approaching one
of the most vigorous baggage-smash-
Ing porters, shouted In stern tones:
Here What do you mean by throw
ing those trunks about Ike thatT'
The passengers plnehed themselves
to make sure that they were not
dreaming, but they returned to earth
when the official added:
Cant you see you're making big
dents in the concrete PLATFORM"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
TAKE ASPIRIN ONLY
AS TOLD BY BAYER
"Bayer" introduced Aspirin to the
physicians over 10 years
ago.

To get quick relief follow carefully
the safe and proper directions in each
unbroken package Of "Bayer Tablets
Of Aspirin" This package Is plainly
stamped with the safety "Bayer Cross.
The ''Bayer Cross" means the gem
uine, world-famous Aspirin prescribed
by physicians for over eighteen years.
"Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" can be
taken safely for Colds, Headache,
Toothache, Earache, Neuralgia, Lun-
bago, Rheumatism, Joint Pains, Neuri-
tbs, and Pain generally.
Handy tin boxes Of II tablets cost
but a few cents. Druggists also sell
larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin Is
the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture
of Observation-Disclosures Of Salicylic-
acid.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
A Shock for Father.

Tommy had baby sister, about q
month old. The parent told him that
she had been found under a goose
berry bush. Tommy comes in from the
garden, soiled and dirty.
"What have you been doing?" asked
father.
Digging around the gooseberry
bushes" came the answer.
did you find any baby?" Father
winked at mother.
NO" answered Tommy, 81 was put
ting the last one ck."-Exchange
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
"ROSY-FIT"
If Bilious. get your
Pep and Color back
with "Cascarets"

Eurred Tongue, BAD 1aste, lndiges-
ton, Sallow Skin, and Miserable Head
aches come from torpid liver and
sluggish bowels, which cause the stom-
ach to become filled with undigested
food which sours and ferments, form
Ing acids, gases. and polsons. Cascarets
tonight will give your bilious liver and
constIpated bowels thorough cleans
ing and have you feeling clear, bright
and as fit as a fiddle by morning.
Cascarets never sicken or iDcon-
venience you like nasty Calomel, Salts.
OIL, or gripping Pills. They work while
you sleep.-Adv.