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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-09-17
Father and Daughter
Get Relief by Eatonic

r. J. Powell, Sweetwater Texas,
says. "Eatonic helped me at once,
but it was my daughter who got the
marvellous benefits. She could not
even take drink of water without
awful misery, but it relieved her; she
is feeling much better. All this from
one box, so send me four more at
once"
Hundreds of people now take
eatonic; one or two tablets after each
meal keeps them in good health.
feeling fine, full of pep. Eatonic
simply takes up the excess acidity
and pOisons and carries them right out
of the system. OF course, when the
cause of the misery is removed, the
sufferer cannot help but get well.
You will find it quick, sure relief
for heartburn, Indigestion, sour, acid,
gassy. bloated stomach. 1t costs but
trifle and your druggist will supply
you. If you don't feel well, you give
eatonic a test. Adv.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-09-17
Two Views.

Deacon A-What beautiful dis
pensation of providence it is that man
Is so constituted that the memory of
pain and trouble becomes fainter and
fainter as time goes on.
Doctor B-Oh. / suppose so, but
that's why We doctors have so much
trouble collecting our bills.-Boston
Transcript
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-09-17
Meditatinq Revenge.

"Ah.' exclaimed the brisk caller.
having n day dream?"
You might call II that" said Mr..
Dubwaite. sourly.
"Yes?"
II was just thinking up few cold
md sarcastic remarks 10 make 10 my
landlord II ! ever pass by him In my
fliYver when his motor car is Ia q
ditch. Birmingham Age Herald.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-09-17
Worn Over UndersIips-

Frocks Of white organdie daintily
embroidered with white are worn over
underslips of vivid taffeta-the organ
die. which is Il new an6 exceedingly
transparent sort, looking like mere
white mist over the bright colored un-
derdreSS.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-09-17

priately been called "seafoam," has
perhaps the most cooling effect upon
the eye. White, of course, is notably
chilly, and pale blue has the same
tendencies. Shades of rose and yell
low have warmth and light. and
though they are favOrite summer col
ors on a really sizzling day their
wearerS will not look as comfortable
as they might.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-09-17
BIoused Back Effect.

Predictions for fall coats point 10
the bloused back effect. Metallic
stitching and fulness which does not
distand the sides are other character
istics.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-09-17
GRAY Trimmed With Whit.

Dotted Swiss frocks of gray are
plped with white .organdIe ar Swiss.
The dotted surface and the touch OF
white ARE enough trimming FOR charrn-
mg frocks.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-09-17
That's the Question.

Madge-I am suing young man for
dozen kisses that he stole. My law
yer says they're worth $50 apiece.
Jack-How does he know?-Boston
Evening Transcript.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-09-17

Short sleeves are shown on inans
silk frocks for fall.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1920-09-17
Benumbed.

Artie-"Oh! Excuse me; did l step
on your feet again?" Gertie-'I
couldn't say. l did not know you were
off yet"
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-12-27
ga CIZi HRiCHY."

Ochotnictvo Ceske Sine So
kol ma Clark Ave. Sc sobotnim
pfedstavenim nemalo precetne
shromazdenemu obecenstvu
zavdeGilo. GA CHI hrichy", o.
braz z venkovskeho zivota We
a jednanich cd o. Pospisila je
hrou peknou, dobre promysle-
neho sestaveneho deje, ktery
dovede divaka skuteGne pri-
poutati. Osud Josefa, jenz sku-
tecne z pocatku trpi "a hfichy
cizi; "a vinu prohresivsi SIC
manzelky sve i "a vinu vlastnl-
no otce, dovede skuteCne do
imouti predstaviteli teto dlo-
by, p. A. Pankovi, jenz hru ta-
ke s neobyceinym zdarem RI
dill, sc take skutecne podarilo
ziskati 81 sympatii. Take o.
statni illohy byly dobre, muze-
me rici svatecne nastudovany.
TAX Marak, bohaty rolnik, p.
n. Becky, a jeho zena, pi. A.
Libalova, dobre vystihli cha
raktery sverenych Jim roll a
tot6z dluzno napsati lehko-
myslne, ale prec k poznani
doSle Juice, pi. M. Hlavacko-
We. Drsnou, cynickou Marku,
neustupnou starou lasku jose
fa, podala poroZumenim pi.
l.. TomSikova. Libal pax 70
sobnen byl V ramci 1lohy p.
X. HostiCkou do deje dobre
zapadala Terezka pi. A. Pc
trove. Predstaveni melo pekny
raz obecenstvo bylo, jak
isme pozorovali, velice spoko-
jeno. az ma jista nedorozume-
nj, povstala pri cislovani Sc
dadel.
Vdecne byly prijmuty j
skladby prednesene meziak-
itch sokolskou hudbou, jez
hrala pri pozdejsi tanecni
zabave, jez tesla Sc podobne-
mu zdaru jake pekne sobotni
predStaveni. Dne 23. ledna
chysta Ochotnictvo Ceske Sine
Sokol peknou moderni veselo-
hru Svobodovu 'Posledni muz'
iez ST vsude, kde byla davana,
dobyla usp6chu.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-12-27
OPET o JEDEN BOD DALE.

Pokrocili jsme opet o jeden
bod dale. Zdravotni 1fady
prohlasily Ameriku "a nejzdra
vejsf krajinu ma svete. Jest
to nepochybne do velke miry
nasledek toho, re mas lid poji-
da jidla, ktera prave potrebu-
je, ably zdravi jeho postaveno
bylo ma pevnych zakladech.
Dale Tide, kteri trpf nezazivno-
sti, slabosti, aneb nechuti k j..
dlu, mohou nalezti pomoc uzi-
vanim DR.. Formanka Magado-
ry aneb dra. Formanka Horke-
no Vina. Leky tyto napomaha-
il k travenf a vybuduji cely
system. Ma prodej We vsech
prvotrfdnich obchodech, kde
Sc leky prodavaji. Nedodrzf-li
je vas obchodnik ma sklad6,
objednejte 81 je primo Cd DIR.
F. Formaneck Co., 1888 s.
California Ave., Chicago, Ill.
(Adv.)
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-12-27

Myslim vsak, ze v tom vsich-
nj budeme souhlasit, reknu-li:
Zaplat' PanbGh, ze uz je po
tech svatcich! Jsou hszk6,
jsou dojemne, ale co naplat.
kdyz je o Mich clovek jaksi Wy
razen re sveho poradku je
nesvflj. Jen rekneme te otaz-
ce zaludkove!
Napadne mas, zijici normal
ne po cely rok pri sve hovezf
polevce a mase, nejakem tom
knedliku a beznem kuchyn-
skem repertoiru, abychom 81
dali po rybi polevce smazenou
rybu, rybu ma sardeli, potom
ma cerno, potion ma modro, a
kdyby byla snad ma fialovo a
ma ruzovo, jeste tu? A k tomu
xselijak6 ty salaty a kompoty
a ma vrch strudl, cukrovI, ovo-
ce, cal, pune, - no, zkratka
maly delikatesni obchod? 0
vanoclch tyto hfichy proti die
te a duchu svatemu paSeme
naporad, ponevadz co Sc nesni
o Stedry den, dojida Sc ma
Stepana. A ponevadz nase ho-
spodynky "vyvafejf' ze dne
ma den, coura sc to tax az do
Noveho roku.
Zaludek mas je podroben
t6zke zatezkaci zkousce, KITE
rou bohudiky v 80 procentech
st'astne vydrzf. To jedno pro-
cento slabsich konstituci uz 81
| arci musi witt Ma starost PAM
lekafi.
Konec koncu ale NELL jsme
Sc vanocich dobre, byli jsme
pine spokojeni, tim dosazeno
vseho, co 'lidske srdce 81 pralo
a tax ted jen ten veseiy, st'ast-
ny Novy Rok! Ten starry nestal
opravdu Ia mic! Ar
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-12-27
PO VANOCfCH.

vim uOOTe, Jdk 10 cHOul Ten
den po Jezisku proto jsem
Sc naucil rikat hezky 2 GER
stva ma vsechny otazky co mi
nadelil, tuto stereotypni odpo-
ved': Kravaty, limce, knflicky,
jehlici, Sic, doutniky, pantofle,
zupan.l -
Neni to sice pravda, ale zda
Sc toho vic, kdyz to clov6k ze
sebe tax najednou vysype. A
kdyz uz Sc ma nekdo divit, co
mi toho JeziSek nadelil, at Sc
divi dukladne! Ostatne - en-
tire nous TeCeno - kdo pax z
mas 81 tax trochu rad neprilze,
ably Sc zdalo, ze byl letos ne
jak zvlaste 1odny, takze 81 Ia
slouzil extra stedreho Jeziska
Vzdyt' to vine, ze ma pr. ia
krasna kozesina S rukavnikem,
ktera stoii bratru ga tTi stovky,
byla koupena pro milostivou
hned V listopadu; ale uz tehdy
Sc feklo, to ze uz je jako k
Jezjsku. A slecna dcera mela
taky ten plast', co lezel mezi
linymi darky, uz prodlouzene
tanecni a nosila do divadla ma
ramek, ktery dnes uvadi V Sc
zhamu stedrovecernich darku
lee co ma tom koneGne - to
by bylo vSe a 'conto Jeziska.
Mezi rozumnymi lidmi Zustane
81 to ostatn6 jedno, dali sc
wee, ktera SIC dati musi, "a
prosince, nebo Is. listopadu.
To jen domaci panove jsou
takovi umineni, re chtejl NIT
Stedry den ctyfikrate do roka
hned ma prvniho -
Krom onoho nevinneho pri.
lhavani darku, jeSte jedna lid
ska slabost o vanocich vychaZi
ma jevo: nedodrzovani slova
mezi temi neiblizsimi! V kaz-
de rodine je to tax, re otec
matka V pfedvanocni minister
ske rade slibuji 81 svatosvate
rukou DAMN j polibkem, re 0.
ba budou rozumni. re leder
druhemu media nic draheho
zadne hlouposti a re radeji da
sc to tenn detem, ktere jestt
nemaji rozum a ma JeZiska sc
test atd. atd. Pred st6drym We,
cerem Sc slib tento Znova q
dutklive opakuji, ale iakmile
Sc stromek rozSvfti tatlnek
nebo maminka pristoupi ku
svym darknm, nastane udiv, a
bych TAX rekl - radostne Skla
mani, "Ale ale, tatinku, yzdyt
jsem ii fikala, abys neutracel
abys mi toho tolik nekupoval Z
ty prece. -
"No, Wis, maminko, yzdyt' il
Jeziska jen Jednou do roka 1
ostatne, kdo pax mi koupll to
hle? A ty mamo Jedna neroz
umna, ia to Jsi dala nclmIil de
sitku, yid !"
Mamlnka jako vetslna zen
skych, ovseln poplra, ze mu;
ma radost. Vzdyt' Sc to zas'
iinde n6kde usetri
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-12-27
"BOZENKU"

prvotridni mouku zvlaste o.
blibenou, jakoz i jine druhy
mouky patentek a zitne. kou-
pite LEVINE u
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-12-27
Poslani.

Chef; "No? Byl jste u W.
skocila? Co fikal?"
Priruci: "Nemohl jsem pa
nem Vyskocilem mluviti"o
Chef: "Neslychane! Vzdyt'
Jscm vlm rikal, re S MIN musi-
te mluvltl'f
priruci. 'sNebylo to vaak
NONE. .Predne vcera zemrel-'
Chef. "Nc a "a druhe?"
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-12-27
MuzziGirn,
kteffi jsou
nernocni!
Lekarstvi a elektrfi11a
We spojelli.

Nezalezf na tom, komu se
nepodafilo vas vyleciti, chci
pouze, abyste prisli ke mne .
poradili se Sc mnou, drive nez-
Ii pujdete X jinemu lekari.
Mcje ceny jsou mike. Nebu.
deli mo3no vas vylecil;, feknu
van ihned. Ucinim vam Wy
hovujici splatky.
Leten{: vsechny nemoci ner
vove, krevni, kozni, chronicle
, RUNE nemoci muzskA, dale
uemoci ledvin jin6 8 mini spo
jene neduhy, ztratu pameti
kamenky, (bez fezanf), bola-
ky a vredy, Zvetsena mandle
nadory, otravu krve, pis.4le,
rheumatism a vsechpy mukskf
nemoci.
Doktor r. G. Leslie.
Specialists na nervove, chrcni
cxe, kyevni koSni nenoci.
Jre6ni hod. cd 8 do 8. v nedd
i % 10 dop. do 2 hod. odpoI
sI3 PROSPECT AVE. s. z.
.
SveÌŒt = World. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1911-1939, 1920-12-27
Pesek a Treibai
grocerni obchod
v els. 400 LESTER AVE

Edfive j. j. Klima.)
Mate-li nesnaze S pecenim
zkuste naSi mouku, rucime, ze
budete spokojeni.
Krmivo pro drubez ma sl1lade.
Rozemlete krmivo $500
Donna prazena kava 3Oc n
Zavolejte tel. Union 162 X
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-07-14

his wife and get the money. The po-
lice official said that" it was possible
the stranger had been employed by
Wanderer to commit the robbery and
that In the darkened. yestibulc he
fired by mistake Then after he shot
Mrs. Wandcrer her husband was
forced to shoot him to cover up the
conspiracy. In another statement to-
day Wanderer, according to the police,
admitted that both guns used in the
shooting were his property.
Fred Wanderer and John Hoffman,
cousin and brother-in-law, respective
ly of the lieutenant were released To-
day after being questioned by police
who said they were confident the two
men had no connection with the case.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-07-14
POLICE SUSPECT
ROBBERY PLOT
New Theory Advanced in Double
kilIino


Killing.
Chicago, July S.-A robbery plot in
connection with the shooting Of the
wife Of Lieut.. Carl Wandcrer and a
stranger in the vcstibule of the Wan
dercr home on the night of June 81
was a new theory advanced by police
tonight following their Interrogation
today OF the lieutenant They declared
thoy had discovered that Mrs. Wand
erer had withdrawn $1,000 from a
bank only two days previous to the
shooting. The money they added was
later found in the Wandcrcr home.
Police officials said Wandcrer had
told them that he had planned to re-
enter the army, and Police Scrgt John
Norton added that he was working on
the theory that the lieutenant might
have decided to frame up a robbery Of
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-07-14
1886 1926
THE COLLEGE OF CHARLESTON
CO-cducatiOnul.

Entrance examinations, and exam
nations for the free tuition county
scholarships at all county seats Fri
day, July 3, at $ a. Nj.
Four-ycar courses lead to the b. A.
and b. S. degrees, Special two-ycar
prc-mcdical and prc-tcchnical cours-
IS arc given.
Special buildings and athletic
grounds, we'll equipped laboratories,
uncNccllcd library facilities. Two
dormitories for men. Expenses modcr-
ate. For terms AID catalogue, address
HARRISON RANDOLPH,
i0-5t President.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-07-14
EH!L FtRMER FUR
CABINET PLEDGED
"Rral n;rt Ea~mcr" 90 b. Secretary
ii Democrats Win. Cox Makes
Premise tp Farmers Delegation.

''iii'' I J j a. hi'iN bNf'St ilDiis
Dayton. o., july li.A real dirt
farmer will be the next secretary Of
agriculture If the Democratic party is
successful at the November election,
according to a statement made today
By Coy. Cox, the Democratic PrCsi-
0cntial nominee. His promise to ap-
point real farmer as head Of the ma
TONS farming activities, prevailing he
is elected, were made TO a delegation
of the governors neighb0r farmers
who called at his home, at Trails End.
lie said, IF elected president,
VIII select dirt farmer as secretary
or agriculture, a man who has titled
the soil himself and made success
ful business of farming, in the doing
OF which ne has demonstrated his
efficiency as business man"
Former Congressman r. r. Ans
berry, of Washington. arrived this
morning from San Francisco and
gave the presidential nominee first
hand details Of the convention actiyi-
ties, which resulted in his selection to
lead the party. Mr. Ansberry told
the governor that the credit for his
victory goes to y. II. Moirc Of
YOUNGSTOWN. his prc-convention man
ager.
Mr. Ansbcrry told newspaper rep
rcsentatvcs that the contest at San
II FRANCISCO was between McAdoo. Pol-
NOR and Cox, and not between tho
administration and Cox. No announce
ment as to discussion of campaign
plans was made
In the afternoon the governor and
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-07-14
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. MUTUAL.
INSURANCE ASSOCIATION.
Organized 1892.
PROPERTY INSURED $S.S75.3eO

PROPERTY INSURED $S,S75,360
WRITE OR CALL on the undersign-
ed for any information you may desire
about our plan Of insurance
We insure your property against de-
etruction by FIRE, WINDSTORM OR
LIGHTNING. and do SO cheaper than
any company In existance.
Remember, we are prepared to prove
to you that ours Is the safest and
cheapest plan OF insurance known.
Our Association Is now licensed to
write Insurance in the counties OF
Abbeville, Greenwood, Mccormick,
Edgefleld, Laurens, Salnda, Lexington,
Richland, Calhoun, and Spartanburg.
The officers are: Gen. j. Fraser
Lyon, President Columbia, 8. c.; J. II.
Blake, Gen. Agt, secty. and Treas.
Greenwood, 8. C.
DIRECTORS:
A. Q. Gran. mt. Carmel. s. c..
J. M. Gambrell :. Abbeville 8. c..
J. X. Blake ;. >. :. Greenwood, s. G..
A. w. Youngblood :. Hodges, s. C.
J. Fraser Lyon :. :. Columbia, S. c.
X. II. Nicholson :. .Edgcfield,S c..
w. Fl. Wharton ;. ;. Waterloo, s. c..
w. G. Bates ". Batesburg. 8. C..
>. II. BLAKE, Gen. Agt.
Greenwood, g. c.
Jan. I, 1920.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-07-14
EUGENIE
IS DEAD IN MADRID

1
/
f"fih'S h'"piess vi ft'hce 'S"cchhipS
( 10 Acute lh'es'i'iaI ihi'''ii'N''Iioh'
AceuSca ci o'"f1'hS fia"co-rfus-
! Siah war;
| Madrid, July 1l.-The former En-
! press Eugene, OF France, died here
this morning.
Death occurred shortly before S
/ O'Clock from acute intestinal ini'ama-
! ton. She passed away quietly in the
| presence only OF hcr lady in waiting.
Iii2r nephew, The Duke Of Alba, at
whose residence she died, was in
france, and the other members OF the
family were absent.
Empress @Eugenic had long suffered
from opthalmia and had been op-
Grated ON for cataract. Full imperial
honors Will be accorded at her fun
crai.
ENGonic Marie de Montij0. former
empress Of France, was born in
"Fahada, Ahoalusla. Spain, May .,
'o-" Shc was thc second daughter OF
~oi1(t Nanucl fcrnandau dc Montijo
Duke Oh roherahda, ana Manuel kil-
D"tr'ck vi llnhllesshlrc scotland
'ie' h'aterhal Sfandiathcr was Will
nam l\'fpalr!cR' United states con
| SUI 1T NialaSa' VINO was native OF
S'1otiailo p"l hatlonaii|cd American.
me former empress was educated
III france SPAN ana England ana
'FaNeled extensively with her mother
OH Tic H"ropeah continent. she met
h'r .'"S"alio' emperor Napoleon III,
/ iiFSl IN 1921 ana marrld nm III Notre
Dame \"'hcora', fatlS' january -
iS'7- Prince Napoleon her only SON
VINO was 'ne irihcc imperial was
born March 49, 1896.
me empress mad great influence
over hcf hnsoand, ana on several oc-
casions acted as regent during the
absence or 'he emperor when he was
| 'r"FciinS or was win MS army in the
'loA'' us was III 1897 1870 ana 1870
'''' la''er ua'e during thc franco
russian war
~ 'he ou'OreaK OF me Franco
,F"S"'"h war 'heFe were many per
AonS VINO accused f-nSchie OF haFln&
~" e"i'oiiSioic 10! '''' commence
'''1''' OF hoSt!'it!'"' l'a'er hcf enc
''',s*, ara th'E were numerous used
20 S"' N""' "ne was vi" cause OF al
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-07-14
No Worms in a Healthy Child

All children troubled with worms have an NJ,
healthy Color which indicates poor blood. and as q
rule. there is more or less stomach disturbance.
GROVES TASTELESS chill TONIC given regularly
for two or three weeks will enrich the b,cod i'm
prove tho Digestion and act &c General Strength
ening Tonic to the whole system. Nature will then
throw OF or dspcl the worms and the Child will tie
In perfect Nth. Pleasant to take Coo per bottle
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-07-14

hereby announce myself a candi-
date for reelection for County Com
missioner of I.aurcns county, subject
to tho rules and regulations Of .hc
Democratic primary.
X. Homer Moore
! hereby announce myself can
didatc for County Commissioner Of
Laurcns county and pledge myself TO
abide by the rules ana regulations Of
tho Democratic primary.
GEO. G HOPKINS.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-07-14

L hereby announce myself Il candi-
date TOR Congress from the Fourth
congressional District, subject 10 the
rules Of the Democratic primary
j. j. McSWAIN
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-07-14

hereby announce myself for re-.
election for Coroner OF I.aurcns coun.
ty, subject to the rules and rcgula-
tions OF the Democratic primary, run
ming on my record for the past two
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-07-14

l hereby announce myself candi-
date for Clerk of Court of Laurens
County subject TO the rules OF The
Democratic primary.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-07-14

| hereby announce myself can
ddatc for reelection 10 the Office Of
Sheriff OF l4aurcns county, subject 10
the rules OF the Democratic priN,ary.
s. G.. REID.
The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-07-14

Select your tiros nc
cordin6 to the roads
they have to travel:
In sandy or hilly coun-
try, wherever the going
is apt TO be heavy-The
u. S. Nobby.
For ordinary country
roads-The u. s. Chain
or Usco.
For front wheels -
The u. S. Plain.
For best results
everywhore-U.S 8.
Royal Cords.
The evening world., 1920-06-16
EASY MARK
HAS SPENT Sl,5OO,OOO
ON c. 0. P. IN OHIO
Continued from Page one)

he has been a conspicuous winner,
despite the fact that when he took
charge he didn't know any more
about making soap than he does
about politics to-day. lie buys brains
TO sell soap.
Col. Proctor took no interest what
ever In politics until about eight years
ago when the late George b. Cox, then
Republican boss Of Cincinnati, became
wdse TO the fact that there was a
large. Juicy bank roll loose IN his town.
He sent out scouts who wounded the
bankron and reported that while Col.
Proctor had never taken an interest
in practical politics he believed him
self qualified TO hold public Office.
FIRST THOUGHT WAS TO BE
GOVERNOR.
-He thinks" the scouts reported.
mat a man who has unlimited coin
can buy anything he wants and Just
at this time he thinks he wants to be
Governor OF Ohio"
The suddenly acquired ambition Of
Col. Proctor TO be Governor Of Ohio
was encouraged by Boss Cox and his
underlings. and Col. Proctor stood for
his FIRST milking. On that occasion he
gave up 100000 and he didn't get to
be Governor of Ohio.
After the initial milking the Re
pulblican bosses kept away from the
ivory soap works for a couple Of
years. Then they found a way TO in
Hpire in the mind of william Cooper
Proctor the idea that he would like
70 DC United states Senator from
Ohio. He was milked again, but no
body except the mixers knew Just
what the yield was. Ohio politicians
estimate Il was about a quarter Of
a million dollars. The Senatorial
nomination never got as far as the
soap factory. but Col. Proctor had
shown that he enjoyed being MIXED
and the process has continued ever
since.
He was made Chairman OF the Re
publican state Executive Committee
and the mill1men never let 90 OF him.
tCheerfully he gave whenever called
upon. but the only real recognition
he has received came from Gov. Cox
OF Ohio, a Democrat Gov. Cox ap-
pointed him as Colonel Of the First
Regiment. Ohio National Guard. 1t
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knew the process OF milking the con-
tented Col. Proctor and determined
TO take a hand In ths pastime. He Is
some master mixer. for his first at
tempt brought a yield OF $4,000 the
amount he had pledged himself TO
raise.
Ohio politicians say that in the
event OF the nomination and election
OF Gen. Wood, Col. Proctor expected
20 bo made Secretary OF War, and
had gone so far In his expectations
as 20 begin work on the plans and
specifications OF a special uniform to
be worn by him while attending TO
the duties of his office. The poll
ticians state that II Col. Proctor ever
became Secretary OF War he would
have put some class In the war side
Of the state, War and Navy grading
in Washington.
The Colonel believed In ceremony
and efficiency. In his offices in Gin
cinnau there Is employed a staff Of
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ofrico boys whose main duty Is TO
opcn and close doors for Col. Proc
ter. The Colonel never lays hold OF
q door knob Doors are opened at
his approach and closed after his
departure by boys stationed tnere
for that purpose. lie put this plan
into execution In his New York and
Chicago offices when he was man
aging the Wood campaign.
Men who worked in the headquar-
ters say ...i when the Colonel came
In or left In a huuy his passage
through the suite OF Offices sounded
like laying down n barrage. Quite a
remarkable man IL Col Proctor and
more will be heard Of him.
The game OF politics which he took
up n.ter reaching middle age and
which is stlll a great deal OF a mys-
terry 20 him has nicked his fortune
for millions and produced negligible
returns, yet he Is genlally waiting for
them TO do II to him again.
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is related IN Cincinnati that the mo-
ment Col. Proctor heard Of this ap-
pointment he chartered special train
and took n party OF friends mp TO
Columbus to see him get hts COM
mission.
WOULD HAVE PUT CLASS INTO
THE WAR OFFICE"
Military suited the Colonel right
down TO the ground. The discipline
fascinated him. A man OF impulse
and enthusiasm he wrapped himself
up in his military duties and was
regularly MIXED by the National
Guard as side line. His military bent
Is what led him to support Gen,
Wood.
Dan Hanna OF Cleveland was the
dairymnn who brought about the big
gest milking feat In the history OF
American politics. Mr.. Hanna was
one OF the original Wood men. He