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Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06
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HUMOR OF THE DAY

T heard father laughing instead sf storming. Then he doexntt cunffer your suit unfayorably after ariz"
 q dunno. He said it was q Rnsd jcke."-boutsviile couricr-Journzf
 Direetor-The here feiI off his horse during enc of the scenes.
 Fricnd-Did 1t make you angry.
 Director-Not at all. simply made a comedy of the ptcture-Film Fun. Expected Deniri---so you hrske the engagement Whats up-'
 She's too concaited. I remarked one evening that she was too good for me and she did not deny it--Bestsn Transcript.
 -something new :, -Ehr ~ "A musical novelty.- What is it?
 "A jazz opera written entirely toi saxaphenes. Kansas City Journal.
 Don't you subscribe to Blanks magazine any moreT'
 NO; when l was in France re- ceived notice from It asking me ts notify t one month in advance if changed my address.-@The Homo Sector.
 He seems like a very orieht man; | ~~~ - --~f~- --N-~N VI -%--- S~-~-~4 S-N
 Never. couldn't know less absui him if he had just been appointed to 2 diplomatic post by the president-- Judge. 2. T don't see why you call your place a bungalow" said Smith to his neigh Dor.
 ''weII, if it isn't a bungalow. whaA Is it?- said the nelshbor The joh was A bungle, and I still owe for it.s' !-Pearson's Weekly.
 The Daughter-why, whatever makes you say Ferdinand hasn't . hundred dollars to his name? Hs teid me he had an uncounted fortune
 The Old Man-Mebbe he had wher he told you. but since then I've counted it-Houston Post.
 Along Time since-"can you sux. gest. a nice inexpensive car I csr tgetT'
 '.Ho, nor an inexpensive wife ncl an inexpensive meal, nor an inexpel. sive house. Those things are out 0i fashion. n."-Detroit Free Press.
 'But you can't run for tive onlees at the same time.S
 You don't understand politiex,' said the veteran campaIgner Tn going to baIiyhoo for one once vhtl, Pm pussyfooting for the other. IT that way I can't lose. ghaz T Age-Heraid-
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06
slNN FEINERs DEMONSTRATE
 WIDESPREAD ORGANIZATION

Dublin, April 5.-Though there was no Easter rebellion. the Sim Feiners gave the government nearly as much annoyance as if there had been. They demonstrated also their widespread organization and the secrecy with which they are able to execute their coups simultaneously in every part of the island.
 Not only were tax ofices and po- lice barracks attacked, but private residences of tax collectors were also raided. Papers were removed and de- stroyed, but in these raids no one was injured.
 The destruction of tax records will greatly embarrass the authorities and delay the collection of the income tax Most payments were made by the end of March, but in hundreds of cases the taxpayers are in arrears. and
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06
1o2p iNFANTRYMEN TO FORM
 A VETERAN ASSOCIATION

Hartford, Conn, April 5.-Former members of the 1e2d Infantry win meet at the state armory Wednesday evening, in the room of the Spanish War veterans. to organize a veteran association and to consider plans for a celebration of the second anniversary of the battle of Seicheprey on April 20 Colonel John H. (Machine Gun) Parker, who was in command during the battle, will be present. Members of the 182nd from all parts of the state are expected.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06
Crushed fruit in it

Jiffy-Jell is the new-style quick gelatine des- sert which millions have adopted.
 The fruit is not mere flavor. Each package contains bottle of liquid fruit-juice essence.
 We crush the fruit, eondense the juice and seal 1t. It makes Jiffy-Jell real-fruit dainty, rich in fruit %
 We crush half pineapple in Hawaii fruit too ripe to ship-to make the flavor for one Jify-Jell dessert. So with all fruits - the fruit essence is abundant.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06
SOUTH COVENTRY

Mir. and Mrs. Frank E. Hall went to visit their, son John and family in Schenectady Good Friday.
 Misses Edna and Lillian Lohman have gone to Brooklyn and other places for the next three weeks.
 Mir. and Mrs. Charles Champlin of Putnam were visiting the former s mother over Good Friday.
 At the Easter service at the Congre- gational church Sunday morning the subject was The Message of Easter. Several people were baptized. There was an Easter vesper service at o'clock Sunday afternoon with a leader from the Christian Endeavor society.
 Frank J. Sears has moved to his new home over the market in which he
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06
s62s,ooo REouEATHED TO
 TWO HOUSES FOR THE AGED

Nashua, N. IL, April 5.-Two houses for the ged in this city are bequeath- ed a total of $625,0O0 by the will of Miss Mary E. Hunt. which was filed for probate here today. Miss Hunt died in Boston on March [ leving an estate estimated at $s00.oO0. She was considered the wealthiest spinster in New Hampshire.
 The principal hequests are to the Mary E. Hunt home for aged Protes- tant women, and the John M. Hunt home for aged persons, which was founded by Miss Hunt and her mother some years ago in memory of her father.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06
TI|IEll|;9ljIIIi
AVIATION CREW SAILS TO
 MAN THE DlRIGI5LE R-3s

New York. Aprn 5.-Eighteen chief petty officers from the naval aviation stations at San Diego California, and Cape May, N. l., which will assist in navigating the dirigible RSS to Amer tea. sailed today aboard the transport Princess Matoika. The R-Ss, sister airship of the R-sl. first dirigible to rross the Atlantic Ocean, will be housed in specially constructed hng- ar at Iakehurs,. N. J.. on completing her voyage. She is being built for the American navy by Great Britain.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06
CuT mus ouT-TT Is WoRrH MnNrY

mali it to Foley & Co. ss35 SheffieId
 Ave, Chicago. IL. writing your aame
 and address clearly. You will receive in return a trial package cortatnirg colds and croup: Foley Kidney Pills. for pain in sides and back, rheuma- tisnn. backache. kidney and bladder ai,- ments. and Foley Cathartic Tablets. a wholesome and thoroughly cleansing cathartie, for constipation. bliiousness. headache, and sluggish bowels. Lee & 0s1ood Ca.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06
10 Every Child
Serve this week a real-fruit desse1

Jifsy-Jell, above all else, is the dessert for children.
 They revel in it Five times the cost can serve them nothing halfway so appealing.
 It means real fruit "a wealth of it; the fruit that children need. Accept these offers this week let them know Jify-Jell.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06

works.
 Minnie Cour is home from Hartford for the Easter vacation.
 Schools opened Monday after hav- ing week vacation for Easter.
 Miss Mary Wren, a local teacher, went to her home in Maine for a week. -c.
 Miss Viola Cummings, who has been teacher. has resigned. '
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06

Aartford.-Miss Minnie A. Segur, who has been a stenographer for Char,cs A. Goodwin and was in the governors ofice i2 years. left last week for New Haven. where she will be employed by the secretary of Yale university.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06
MOTHERS, DU TH|S-
When the Children Cough, Rub Musterole on Threats
 and Chests

No telling how soon the synptons may develop into crcup, or worse. And lhen's when you're glad you have a jar of Musterole at hand to give prompt sure relief. 1t does not hlister.
 As first aid and a certain remedy, MnsteroIe Ia excellent. Thousands of mothers know it. You should keep . far in the house, ready for instant use
 Ikis the remedy for adults too. Re HeTes sore throat. bronchitis tonsilitiss Croup. stiff neck, asthma, neuralgia, headache, congestion, pleurisy, rheu. matism. lumbago pains and aches of back or joints sprains, sore muscles chiIblains frosted feet and colds of the chest (lt often prevents pneumonial.
 s0c and 6Qc jars; hospital size $250
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06

F. N. Mitchell. The offering was s1.
 At town meeting held Saturday a tax of 16 mills was levied.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06
Should B.sio Early.

From the experience of other1 President Wilson should take warn
 ing and go house-hunting early.- Pfttst1xxh Gazstte TiureA
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06
Less than apples cost

Yet Jify-Jell. with its rich, rare fruits. costs less than apples cost.
 It comes ready-sweetened. It comes acidu- lated with lemon or grape acid The fruit a package will serve six in mold form, or twelve if you whip the jell
 No other fruit-made dainty costs so little or is so inviting.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06

Try pineapple\Hav and loganberry. Try lime-frulit flavor for tart, green salad jeli. Try mint for a mint jell to serve with meats
 Let the girl make it t- teach her housekeep- ing./ Then use the trademarks to get molds, cups, spoons, etc. Teach them dainty ways of serving.
 Buy enough Jiffy-Je1l to get the motds you want. Then watch how the children enjoy it See how 1t changes your dinners Don't let your children longer miss what millions of children get.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06

Middletown. = The present retail price of ice is SO cents hundred, but how long this will be in force is not known.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06
POETRY

 TIE sroNE WAS ROLLED Awnx. The Lord lE fizkn. He Is net k<ra
 O.. wherefore this dIEmay He Is alive the wcTif to cheer Joy, 1oy... An angel dsd appear.
 And relied the stone away. This is the Eiory-day Of days.
 The resurrection morn ~ Q; Earth seleieei Let people rasss z
 Nfh ioy the day adorn- The power to make within us Hes.
 An Easter of each day, Though trials dim ouf tearfuf eyes ff pn the wings Of faith we rise-
 The stone wiil roll away. Praise Is more potent stsli than pr.x.s
 And vel the soul must pray: - For prayer and praise are wings that The stene is rolled away. Then praise. because He loved rr Co. .- Let zu with one sccofd Praise ged rom whom all hierssnss Pralse Hlm for Esstsr here sessw. And for ths risen lerd -Aneiia M starlrweetksr. l THRIFT.
 No beauty beauty overthrowr. | But every joy its season knnws And all enchanted hours prcpafs Enchantment for tomorrewa wenr. Who in the just society
 That walks with him this hour crs = brt sha4cws Of another bliss Loses both that delight and this. lGrievs not the parting day. for sos. Ihf niehtinGales will sing the moon .. Climbing the track that now th~ errn Leaves when the songs of dsy ar~ dsne. Ana srieve not when her b-auty saas. And silence keeps the nirhtinrziea Fer that eclipse again will hrinr The sun Witn all hlp birds to ffnr.
 John Drinkwafer.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06
BEAR OIL for HAIR
AM MDLAlN's SECRET

Kotalks-for the hair-is genuine beer
 9H of3 There are other active fngredienLg Mfp not found in any ether hair prepara- 4Ae ton. KotaIke has succesded in many
 eases of badness. falling halr and Aandruff when every other hair lotion or treat fnsrit has proved futile. $500 Guarantee. Anax- ing results in cases considered hupeless. reu neysr saw a bald fndiani
 Why become or remain bald if you can Ercw hairf If others have obtained new krcwfh or have c0pquered dandruff, or stopped falling hair through Kotalko, Uhg Hl1y not yoaf Get boz Of K0TALK0 af any busy drug store: or send 10 cents silver or stamps. for BROCHURE Eitt PROOF. BOX of Kotalko to
 J.H. Britain Inc. Station E. Nss Yerk I.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-04-06

There are no trees on the Falkland islands.
 The worlds railways are valued at s25,555. DOG. 900.
 4 New York woman Is said ts earn more than ,s.ooo year designing ia
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-02-14
sfMMs MAKES COMPLAINT
3n0UT CRITTCfSW

Jersey City, N. J., Feb 12.-4~There
Is defect in Americanism 1t con-
slsts OF refusal to listen to criticism. >,
said Admiral William S. Sims In an
actress at the annual dinner of the
Jersey City Lincoln association in the.
tarteret club tonight. I'm this re-
snect America differs from Great
Britain which does not condemn n
man Tor criticism. over they often
reward a man for criticism.
I'm December 1910 wrote letter
comprising six reports to my superior
officerS The burden Of IL was that
the war would not be DELAYED more,
than four years / never had an an
swer.
This Is the only country I'm the
world that refuses to allow It's mill
tary men 10 criticise They refuse
the criticism of the only men who
Know what they are talking about.
Ihe articles of war state that no mil
Hary man may publish anything Of n
critical nature without permission.
Every criticism must first be submit
TED through the regular channels
dont know whether you have noticed
it, bat that's what Il have dane, .,--------
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-02-14

bill to authorize the council OF ths
city of Roanoke to use the proceeds
from the sale of certain bonds now
In the treasury for the purchase OF
land for school purposes. Refaared
to the joint committee on special
private ana local legislation
Mr.. VESTS. b. No. 279. A bill 70
extend the TINA for collecting taxes
accounted for by the city. county ana
town treasurers, and not returned de-
linquent. Referred to the committees
on finance.
Mesars. Mapp and Goolrick, pre-
sented-S. b. No. ESQ. A bill in re-
lation to local school taxes; and re-
pealing sections TAO and 2721 OF the
Code of Virginia. Referred to the
committee on special, private and To-
cal legislation.
Mr.. Cannon. presented--S. B. No.
ISL. A bill to amend and re-enact
section 5092 of the Code OF Virginia.
requiring contributory negligence to
be set forth In a bin OF particulars
when relied upon for defense. Re-
ferred to the committee for courts
OF justice.
Mr. Mitchell. prescnted--S. 3. No.
2S2. A bill to amend and re-enact
section $50 of the Code of Virginia.
Referred to the committee on public
institutions and education.
Mr.. Downing, presented-S. B. No.
2S3. A bill to amend and re-enact
section 1858 OF the Code OF Virginia,
Referred to the committee on fish
and game.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-02-14
New Elixir, Called Aspironal,
Medicated With Lates.
Scientific Remedies, Used
and Endorsed by European
and American Army Sur
geons to Cut Short a Cold
and Prevent Complications
Every Druggist in U. S. In
structed to Refund Price
While You Wait at Count
er If Relief Does Not Come
Within Two Minutes.
Delightful Taste, Immediate
Relief, Quick Warm Up.

The sensation az the year in the
drug trade is Aspironal the two
minute cold and cough reliever, au-
''ioritstfvely guaranteed by the labora-
sries. tested. approved and most
enthusiastically endorsed by the high
81 authorities. and proclaimed by
me common people rs ten times as
snick and effective as &hiskey. rock
rs ar 49, s.aa ess-t+i- and cough
RENE they have ever tried
All drug stores are now supplied
~ith the wonderful new elixir. so all
you have 70 do 70 get rid OF that cold
ss to step Into the nearest drug store
hand the clerk half dollar for a bot
lie OF Aspiroral and tell him 10 servo
tou two teaSpoonfuls with four tea
spoonfnls IF water In a glass With
TOur watch In your hand take the
drink at one swallow and call for your
money back In two minutes II YOU
.annot feel your cold fading away like
. dream within the time limit Dom,
Dc bashful, for all druggists invite
vou and expect you to try IT. Every
b0dy's doing n.
When your cold or cough Is re,
iieved, take the remainder OF the bottle
home TO your wife and babies. for
AAptronal Is by far the safest and most
enectfve the easiest TO take and the
most agreeable cold and cough rerne-
- sOr infants and chiidren.--Adv.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-02-14
SUFFRAGE BOUND TO
COME SAYS MRS. GAIT

Chicago, Feb. I3-The final chap
ter to the history of wcmen's fight
for equal suffrage in America began
today when Mrs. Carrie Chapman
Gait opened probably the lsat conven-
ton of the National Woman's Suf-
frage association in the gold room of
the Congress hotel.
'Suffragists were never dismayed
when they were n tiny group and all
the world against them. When care
they now when all the world is with
them? March on, uffragists-the
victory is yours"
lf the story OF woman's struggle for
enfranchisement were fiction these
words contained in Mrs. Cats presi-
Dental address would serve as n
fitting end but Mrs. Gait indicated that
all would not live happily ever at
ter" There will be another book with
its battles to be fought and won
Mrs Gait expressed assurance that
thirty-six states will ratify the fed
earal suffrage amendment.
There Is no eaerthly power that
can do more than delay by a trifie the
final enfranchisement Of women
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-02-14
SOUTH ATLANTIC
REGIONAL CONFERENCE:

The South Atlantic Reginai con-
ference Of the national woman's
Temperance Union, held at Macon,
| Georgia, February As. one OF an I'M
portant group being held throughout
the United States. was tuli Of plans for
law enforcement, child welfare,
characterization, social morality
temperance and hygiene In schools
ana desire for world prohibition.
Much OF this work has already been
steadily adopted and advanced for
many years already by the w. C. r. :
U. Many expert speakers were pres
ent to present their topics for world
and national welfare.
The South Atlantic conference was
presided over by Mrs. Sara H. Hope,
Virginia's president, also one of tho
national secretaries, assisted by Mrs.
LEILA billiard, president OF the Geor-
gia w. G. T, u. Women were pres
ent from Maine to Oregon. Mrs.
Mary Harris Armor eloquestly pre-.
sented the Future of Woman's
temperance Union in its Construction
work" A largely attended victory
banquet was given, followed by a
meeting in the City Auditorium,
where speeches were made by Judge
Hiil, OF the state supreme court: DIR.
A'"' VA y. LaHCetioT, OF the. University
OF Georgia; Prof. Britain, state sup
erintondest of schools and others.
me jubilee offering brought in by
representatives of states reached five,
thousand dollars and the campaign
was vigorously launched for one mil
non new members by 1926
group of girls from the Miiiedge-
vliie Normal school were in uaily at
tendance. Unusually good choral
music helped the sessions. fine music
director being present, and the ac-.
companist, skilled player, Mrs. An
ME Pyron, is daughter of tho.
evangelist, Sam Jones. Is
The business Sessions were held in
the gold room OF the Dempsey hotel. :
headquarters for the reginal partfc-
ipants.
Virginia had a number of visitors. :
The presentation OF $500 for thu.
jubilee from the state was made by
Mrs. Lillian A. Shepherd, vice presi- i
Dent, and in the absence OF the Ma
tional director, the questions of,
school temperance and loyal temper,
ance legtons we're presented by Mrs. .
Faith Thomas PARROT. OF Martirls-
vile. Va.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-02-14

and, the first fifteen who rrf here
/ Will get them
So there IL Is. The cat Is out o. the
! bag. II is safe TO say that ten thous-
and people will say today that they
! are sorry they did not have chance
to see the best amateur show ever
put on in Richmond.
THE JoIlies OF 1890" have the
"Jollies OF 1919" skinned a mile. And
/ that is some skinning.
The minstrel first part was better
last night than many professional
first part people have aDplauded in
years past. And you can't call Scott
! Cunningham. Al Schrader, Nubby
Brauer, Sugar Foot Drinard. John r.
i ohler, Al Fry, J. X. Blackwell r r.
Gosden professionals, although they
have lot OF professionals beat to
pieces. And there were the sweet
singers. John Wombfe, Maurice l..
ISier, Walter II, Shritz, and a lot of
others disguised in regular minstrel
outfts The ensemble was fine, and
renected much credit upon the per-
formers as well as upon Aieck Robb.
who got up the show.
All, but when the ladies made their
appearance in the second part And
Eddie Rose, and Guy Corbett, ming
led among them. what show it was!
Corbett O. was particularly artistic.
Then there were Mrs. lone Cutler
stone. Miss Mary Leland Mrs. George
Appich and dainty Miss Fannir Sat
terfield, and flock of pretty chick
ems.
1t would take a lot of adjectives
ana exclamation points to tell all
about 1t and give it justice. so jusr
ask Preston Belvin, John Satterfieid,
Aaron Jacobs, Mac Burlington and all
mat crowd what they think OF the
show
IL was worth going miles to see,
win us charming girls, its sweet
music, its funny riddles, its nifty
dances and its all-round cIeyerness
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-02-14
Charters

Brady Hills Realty Corporation
Richmond, Va: maximum $4,000
preferred and 5000 shares common
stock; minimum, $500 preferred
stock. s. NJ Newton. president. D.
r. Hidyotte, secretary. and r. c.
Neister ali of Richmond. Va. Cen
eral real estate business.
XI Chapter Of the Thota Chi Fra
ternity, Charlottesville. Va. non
stock corporation. w r. Ashburn
president, Virginia Beach, Va T. II
Blanton. secretary. MoDur. va, AND
S, y. Wolfe. Elkton, Va. To erect a
clubhouse at the University of Vir,
ginia for the benefit of the students
The Seven Bazards Beneficial Club
Number One. Richmond, Va. nom
srnck corporation Reuben l. wal
Ter, president: Charles G. Smith,
secretary; Joseph i. Freeman. 1saia n
Tomiin, John Tomln and Royal
Baker. all of Richmond, Va To be
of general assistance To it's members
Swami Motor Company. Incorpo-
rated. Cochurn. Va; maximum, $40
900: minimum. $4,000. G. b. Os-
borne, president Coeburn. Va; T. r.
Hughes, secretary, Cocb'.rn, Va; NJ.
u. Clay, Cocburn. Va: r r. Swami.
St Paul, Va, and s. j. Horne, Coo
burn, Va. General automobile and
repair business.
j. f. Boyd 4 Company, incorpo-
rated, South Hill Va: maximum.
100000: minimum. $4,000. j. T..
Boyd, president South Hill, Va. :,
James c. Jessup, secretary, South
Hin, Va, and II, l.. Fowlkes, Dan
vile, Va. To deal in and cure to-
bacco.
Virginia Texas OH and Gas Com
pany, Incorporated, Richmond. Va. I;
maximum, WOO 600; minimum.
ss0e: faravess Aglofh@ president. T.s.
banon. Va. n. G., Buchanan, secre-
tary; John l. Ingram and Holt 8.
Lloyd, all OF Richmond. Va. To carry
on the business of storing and pros
pecting for, mining, producing and
refining petroleum and other oils.
Anne - ment 10 charter OF Davis
Brothers. Incorporated. Richmond
VA - Lee Davis. presid ant:. RI #.
secretary. Increasing its
capital stock from $4,000 to 5000,
900
Certificates OF authority issued to
Royal Adjustment Co, Inc, Incor-
porated under the laws of the state
Of New York, Principal office In Vir-
ginia Is to be located at Norfolk with
Herman Thaler in charge. Maximum.
10000. To manufacture and deal in
textiles. silks. woolens. etc.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-02-14
new FIRE ENGINE
TO Be TESTED TO-DAY

Colonel William M. Myers, director
of public safety. stated last night that
the new pumper engine had arrived,
and would be given an endurance test
this morning. beginning at 5 o'clock,
the test to take place at Twentieth and
Dock streets.
This engine which has a capacity of
1000 gallons a minute. will also be
put to severe test in the afternoon
at 5 o'clock at the corner OF Ninth
and Main streets, when an effort will
be made to throw water on top OF the
First National bank building, from
two inch nozzle, and should this feat
be accomplished, said Colonel Myers.
il would be record for this section of
the country.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-02-14
MILK DEALERS ARE
SHORT OF BOTTLES

Consumers of milk are urgently re-
quested to return bottles to dealers
promptly after removing the contents,
in statement ~iyen out by Chief
Dairy Inspector T. J. Strauch.
1t is asserted that there are at
present thousands of milk bottles in
homes in Richmond being used as
containers for preserves and pickles,
and these bottles for transportation of
milk and cream. The bottles cost the
dealers 6 cents each and cannot
readily be replaced. Aside from the
serious threatened by the shortage.
the retention of the bottles Is dis
honest.
Milk bottles, the health officials
point out, should never be used for
any purpose other than the transport
ing of milk and cream.