The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-09-20
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. A ERIT will win: "hrh3"
IVH 90
W. WE'LL say he VIII.

MNERIT viii win; "hrh9"
IVE 90
AVA WE'LL say he viii.
90
IT'S TOO bad Mr.. Cox wasn't on
tho lob some time back when 1he
demoorntic administration had a
chance to do something about the
sugar crop--and didn't.
PRAIsING HOOVER. governor.
recalls the fact that recently when
called upon 10 take a stand as 10
which party represented what he
thought best for the nation. thse said
Hoover announced himself as a re-
publican.
LEM SMALL was one OF three
hopeful aspirants for a govcrnorshlp
who hailed from ono prideful Illinois
town. The other two are still pend
Ing.
ACCORDING TO Tho 1Iotarian."
IL the price OF paper Eoes n higher
they will begin making shoes out OF
leather again.
FOR A TALE OF horrors that will
cause your spine to tinglc, just c
a campaign text book from cover TO
cover.
OIL STOCK purchasers r being
warned by conservative fdnancicrs
that man Is tho only animal That can
he skinned twice.
OG
SENATOR BRANDEGEE describes
II as a campaign in which the solemn
referendum In Sanity vs Hallucina-
lions OF Intcrnationaltsm."
90
THE STRAW HAT Is put OF COM
mission for the season but the straw
vote has forty-iwo moro days TO
work.
Quite whiting. 20 10 Angcred.
From the Kansas City Star.
THE shameful. action OF the Vet
ate in keeping us out Of the league
OF nations makes us nader and
madden. last week wa were mad at
having been kept out OF the fight In
Warsaw and now we see where we've
missed a chance to fight in Persia
and india.
How An Editor Coz Rich.
A MAN tells of an editor who
started poor twenty years ago and
has retired with the comfortable
fortune OF $4,000. This money was
acquired through industry. economy.
| conscientious efforts TO give full
value, perseverance. and the death OF
an uncle who left the editor $4,000
5O.-Rotary Reminder.
90
which Way ihc Wind blows.
There's an cast wind blowing with a
salt sea tang
From the Pilgrim places whence the
nation sprang.
We arc free from Europe as the day
they sang.
And Maine is the straw that shows.
There's 4 cyclone blowing from the
distant west, y.
There IL thunder in It and the light
nIng's quest,
But a cellar refuge will be far from
best.
And Maine Is the straw that shows.
There's a south wind blowing from a
solid CLINE,
There's a strange wind blowing for a
hot old time.
IT'S a zephyr now. but will reach It's
prime.
And Maine is the straw that shows.
There's n north wind blowing In a
frigtd way,
It has brought a furry. but the snow
will stay,
There's a blizzard coming tor Novem.
ber'a day,
And Maine is the straw that shows.
There are good winds blowing for the
four square a
For the one most wiaely an American,
We have hankered for him since the
race began.
And Maine Is tho straw that shows
-McLandburgh Wilson In The New
York sun i.
How TO Treat Your Town.
PRAISE It.
Improve II.
Talk about II.
Trade al home.
BE public-spirttcd.
Take n honie pride In II.
Tell OF its natural advantages.
Remember II is your home.
Tell OF It's business 2
Trade and induce others to trade
here.
when strangers come to town us'
them we'll.
Don't call your best citizens Fraud
and impostera.
support your local institutions thai
benef1t your town.
Look ahead OF self whan all tn,
town n to be considered.
Help the public officers I do tn,
most good for the most people.
Don't advertise in the local paper
TO help the editor" but advertise q
help yourself.
-Arkansas Thomas Cat.
The only coinage minted by tn