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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-26
Bad Check Epidemic
Hits Capital City

Bismarck, N. D., Feb. 26.-The
capital city has been flooded during
the last week with checks drawn by
strangers on banks in which they
have no accounts. A, number Of mer-
chants have suffered, and Chief Of
from customers with whom they are
not acquainted.
All efforts to trace the shrewd
check kartists have to date been un-
availing.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-26
'C G A IN D LEI, ) !.
ISSUE PROGRAM
FOR CONVENTION
Farmers Association viii
Convene Here March
2. 8 and 4.

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INV representatiyes m opportunity
to Fe9tater and secure badges ut the
registration desk in the Hotel Da-
ootah lobby.
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Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-26

Hanging a 'For Rent ar "For
Sale" card in your window reaches
only q few pasasrshy. Putting same
announcement In the want pages Of
The Grand Forks Herald reaches
Phone SOC.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-26
eUBLlCANS
IRE ORGANIZED
|ai1cies of State Commit
Zee Filled; Campaign
| Plans Made.

qherA OF tho regular republican
central committee met here
[deysga pursuant' to p resolution
edeby the convention at Bis
b&ebr0ary IL, to complete the
tzation OF the COMMITTEES.
well Twiehell. of Mapleton. Vas
y Temporary chairman. and
lore Koffet was elected tempo
secretary. Later. Mr., Twichall
made chairman OF the commits
p IL and including the goth day
arch, 1920, or until such time ~
Bucccssor was unanimously car.
B. z. Spaulding of Fargo, was
IkadeN treasurer of the dpmmit-
hkfer similar conditions 8a
the recent convention in. Bis
,k, positions on the state central
held by INonpartisan
:pers were declared vacant on
grounds that tho leAders were
regular Republicans, Delegates
the variouss districts at that
made recommendations tor Ill
these vacancies. and for naming
ar republican chairman tor
81 confmittees SO declared VA
The committee here yesterday
We'd these recommendations.
blowing members Of the state
hl committee being elected:
X. No. 2, part Ward Goa. r.
ON, Kenmare.
trsct. No. 8. part Of Walsh Co..
It Erickson, Iankin.
|, No. 8, partsof Grand Forks
r.. johnson, NorthWood.
No. 4, part Of Grand Forks
Z Z q, Lehacken. Reynolds.
No. e. part Of Cass Co.
No. IL, part OF Sargent Co.,
Patterson, Forman.
/. No, II. RANSOM. A. Bixby,
1. No. IL, Barnes Co.-P. r,
haw, Valley CITY.
s No. is, steele and Grigga Co,
liam Butler, Cooperstown.
No. u, Nelson Col. G.
rson. Aneta.
No: Is, Cavalier Coo. 2
E<No. 10, Rolette Co.-Capt II,
ant, Rolla.
e. No. 20, Benson Coco,
Ehson, Brinsmade.
II. NO. 2l, Ramsey 4Co,-AS 3
Eson, Devils Lake.
BIT. No. 23, Stutsmane Col. A
iRnan, Buchanan.
81. s5 plskey Coo. E
EOakes.
rict No. 81, Burleigh co..
pre- Koffel, Bismarck.
No. IS, Wells Co.-Aloy.
her. Harvey.
No. 81, part McHenry. Co..
Is s:oa shsfiaaR Goa: p Ne
III, 81, part Richland Gov, g
IAN, Hankinson, me
II. No. SO, Billings and Colder
y and Slope Co.-Walter CusA'
aBeach.
&. No. 40, Burke and Divide Co
o. .Grubb. Batsleview.
+. No. AZ, Pierce Coo. p
No. ~; Renyillss Goa. u
~. No. Is. part MctIehry CO.
lore johnson. Velva.
No. AZ, part McLesn. CO.
Rhowald, Garrison.
following GQunty. central Com,
eschairmen were appointed: st
Ike. .Co.A-Staale Hendrtckoon
Ills co.-John A. Lane. Fessen:
Eridan Goa. .. Hendrick.
rich,
aville Con. e. Porter. Tolley
80 ~ ~ N<N-3l 49, ~ - -H-iEE NJ
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PAGE SEVEN
Ramsey County Man u
BE Returned Tos State

B~isnnarckMsN d. Feb 26:--sMei-
vim Avelsgaard,S & former restdenkssssot
Ramsey county now belieyedSto4b q ~
Crookston, Mimi, Will bKsa2 brought
back for trial on al Charge OF desert
ing his wife and family 1t Governor
lBurnquist honorss requisition paper
Issued wednesday by Governor
Frazier.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-26
Form Parent-Teachers
Association AT Harvey

Harvey. N. D.. Feb. 2e.-Last Sat
urday night the parents and teachers
Of Harvey to the number of go
leagued themselves together for
school and community betterment.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-02-26
ADVERTISEMENT,
III THIS
|PERFEcT HAIR
TINT FREE
Ipan Brings Trial Package Of
1BroWnatons."

|wHY MsD6RE aAAx HA1n
|Fs want every woman ia! know
! only how easily she can tint
~. faded, streaked hair herself
how truly Wonderful is the re-,
N for this purpose. Thousands
women already know and use
perfect hair tintipg preparation
other thousands have yet to
I'm. from actual experience, how
1t restores to gray, fad.
and bleached hair its original
Luty and glory.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02
DOROTHY X TALK
WOMEN ANUWORK.
BY DOROTHY DIX,
The Worlds Highest Paid Woman Writer.

According to the Biblical legend, work
was sent upon man as 81 curse. If this
is true the curse has turned into a
blessing, for probably the nearest APP
proach to ideal human happiness that
anyone ever reaches is when he Is en-
gagged in some congenial labor to which
he is giving every energy of his body,
and every bit of the intelligence OF
his mind.
Work makes for sanity and health. 1t
is the one sure cure for boredom, 1t is
the mother of virtue and the hand
maiden of the higher life. 1t Is a shield
and bucltler against temptation, and
the secret of contentment.
We all know the efficacy of work as
it affects men. Also we know the dan
gers Of idleness, and so as soon as
they are through school or college we
hasten to get our boys started at some
business or profession, as much for
their moral protection as for he money
they will earn.
But strangely enough while we rec
ognize that work is the greatest bless
ing on earth for a man, we are still
bound by the thralldom OF the old su.
perstition that the curse of work holds
for a woman, and that she is to be
pitied and commiserated If she has to
sperform any sore of useful labor.
Men actually work themselves to
death so that their wives and daughters
may lead perfectly id'e, useless lives,
and when we speak Of a working girl
we do so in accents of compassion as
of one who is the victim of undeserved
misfortune.
OF all the stupid theories to which
we have pinned u faith none Is quite
so assinine as this belief that work /;
q curse to women. and that a man
best shows his devotion to his women
kind when he maintains them in a
parasitic state in which they do nothing
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02
News of Memphis
10 Years Ago.
JANUARY 2. 1910.

1t is said several more city officials
are contemplating following the eX-
ample of Frank Taylor, superintendent
Of the City hospital, and seek through
the courts to hold the offices to which
others were appointed by the city COM
missioners Saturday. c. T. Sullivan,
chief of the fire department, and DR..
j. l.. Andrews, head OF the city health
department, are speaking Of contest
ing for their offices,
Mrs. Frederick A. Cook. wife Of the
discrcdited arctic explorer, is hiding in
New York city under an assumed name,
cial statement for money advanced by
her to Cook since their marriage, ac-
cord'ng to information received from
the East, 1t is said she may apply
for a divorce.
Deputy Sheriff T. lack jacob Of
Squire Creagan's court had a close call
for his life while arresting Clarence
Moore, negro, wanted in Winona. Miss,
for murder. jacob finally got his man
after shooting him three times. The
negro showed superhuman physical
strength in the fight. He Is now In
the city hospital.
The Rev. W. J. King Of oxford. Miss.
has arrived in Memphis and will i'm
mcdiately take charge OF the pastorate
Of ohe Court Avenue Presbyterian
church.
Capt. O. II. Perry of the police de-
partment viii he allowed to keep Sergt.
Condor on his relief and will be given
two more serEeants, Bob Crosby. for
merly assigned to Perry, will be re-
li,ved, having lost out Chief James
Roper of the detective department will
he given eight field men in addition to
q chef record-keeper In James Arm
strong.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02

but sit on a silk cushion and sew
up a seam, and feed upon strawberries,
sugar and cream"
Women need to work just as much
as men need to and for the very self
same reasons, M when they do not
have any work to do they deteriorate
in idleness in mind and body, just rs
men do.
1t is the women who have no work
to do who enable doctors to roll around
In limousines, and who fill hospitals
The real remedy for nine-tenths of the
illness among women that makes then
semi-invalids and nervous wrecks, Is
a good job,
The woman who has enough money
to live on, so that she does not have
TO work, has nothing TO do but think
about herself. Lacking other interest
ing occupations she begins to explore
her system for symptoms of oh 3cure
diseases, and of course she finds them.
or imagines she does, and from hen
on she makes a business of being sick
Nor the next 40 or so years. Because
idle I'M have made a diversion OF
being sick the female sex has gotten
the reputation OF being frail and deli
cate. so that in discussing wOman's
ability to take part in the worlds work
we have wondered If she had the physi-
cal stamina to stand 1t,
Experience, however, has proved that
the only thing that allied woman wa
the lack Of work, and that as soon
as she got something TO do that was
worth while, ard that occupied her
thoughts and attention, she forgot about
her heart. and her appendix, and her
nerves and displayed a marvellous
strength and staying power.
1t Is the women who have no work
to do. nothing to occupy their thoughts
and energies, who get into all sorts
of unsayory scandals. It's simply a
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02
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MAGAZINBFEATURE
IA8VNCWW lGGHY 3
eBEDIINlE STOHY 4
UNCLE WIGGHY AND THE TWO JUGS.

Uncle Wiggily and the two squire
Toys reached the I'VE n SIX cent
grocery all right, and Mr.. Whitewash,
the polar bear gentleman, who was be-
hind the counter that day, filled both
jugs.
'Tl mark one vinegar and the
other molasses so you will not gel
them mixed, said the Dear gentemah
and he did so, tying a piece of paper
on each jug so Uncle Wiggily could
tell them apart.
Billie and Johnnie winked at each
other as they saw this done. But Tn
Gle Wiggily did not SEQ them wink.
Now wen start back" said the
bunny, when the vinegar cork was put
in the vinegar jug n the molasses
cork in that jug. Wen go to the hol-
Jane makes the cake you may eac
nave a slice"
The squirrel bows said that would b
just dandy. They We're scramblin
along with Uncle Wiggily when, all {
a sudden Billie said:
"oh, Johnnie! What's in the top c
that tall tree?"
Uncle Wiggily, looking up as he St
the two jugs down. Il don't see any
thing Is it the pip5iseWah"
"Oh, / don't guess it was anything,
said Billie, and he and Johnnie quick
moved away from the two jugs viii
the bunny had set on the ground, {"
guess l made a mistake
Uncle Wiggily picked up the jugs an
he was Just going to travel on wit
them, when, all of a sudden, out from
behind a bush jumped tie bad old blu'
nosed baboon.
ooh, ho!" howled the baboon. mo,
for some souse! But first I'll take Q
drink of molasses," he said, as he mad
a grab for the jug marked with tn
name of the sweet stuff. ~ alway
drink molasses before l nibble souse,
said the baboon.
ooh, please don't take Nurse Jane
molassesH' begged Uncle Wiggilv,
yes I shall!' howled the Bah, He
took the cork out of the Jug MARI
molasses and drank a big mouthful
And then, all of a sudden the Baboo
howled and spluttered n suffered.
"Molasses!" he cried. "Mo,assef
away he ran to find something to was
the sour taste out of his mouth.
"Molasses! Vinegar said Uncle
WiggiIy slowly. There must be SON,
mistake
There is" chartered Johnnie. F'Billi
and l changed the names on the Jug
Uncle Wiggily, while you were looking
up that time. We thought we'd play =
little joke on Nurse Jane and Mre
Wibblewobble and you, giving one lad!
molasses when she thought she wa
getting vinegar, and the other vinegal
when she thought she was getting
lnclasses. We're sorry.
well, I'm not!' laughed the bunny
"For you fooled the Baboon and j
served him rioht." Then he changed
the papers on the jugs so that the mo
lasses name was on that jug and the
vinegar name on its own, and Nurse
Jane made a fine cake and the SPUR
rel boys each had a. slice.
And if, by any chance, the postage
stamp slips off the letter and goe.
sliding down the ironing board hill
with the cake of soap. I'll tell you next
about Uncle Wiggily and the brush.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02
News OF Memphis
"a Years Ago
Twice Told Tales
JANUARY 2. 1895

JANUARY 2, 1895.
When Mayor Lucas Clapp entered the
city headquarters he announced that
the city of Memphis had begun the
new year without owing a cent, every
dollar Of debt having been paid, Nice
to begin the new year with, eh2" he
said.
Mrs. w. c. p. Breckenridge. wife Of
kentucky's silver-tongued orator, was
entertained at cards by Mrs. J. II.
Rees. Capt, and Mrs. Rees later en-
tertained Col and Mrs, Breckenridge
at dinner at the Tennessee club fol.
lowing Col Breckenridge's lecture ut
the auditorium.
The offices Of NJ ]. Kelly, city reg
lister. and X, A Speed. county court
clerk. We're crowded all day by persons
paying their privilege taxes for 1895,
\ total Of $500 was taken in during
the day.
Middiing spot cotton was quoted at
> Use at the opening in Memphis and
closed ct 5l-sc.
The Rev. Father Francis Moenning
was buried in Calvary cemetery with
elaborate c-reT oaies. Requirum high
mass was celebrated with the Rev.
Thomas Sebastian Byrne, bishop o.
Nashville. as t., c%alebrant. The pail
bearers We're GsorEn II. Herbers, Frank
Bel seici, Nj. II. Mette, John Gerber.
John Farmer, Michael Volmar. Michael
Schuabel and John Tustin.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02
1920, by the Mcclure News
paper syndicate.D
BY HOWARD r. eARIs.

How would you like a mo'asses
cake?" asked Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy
OF Uncle Miggily Longears, the bunny
rabbit gentleman. as he sat reading
the Woodland Daily Paper In his mol
low stump bungalow.
II should like it fine" he answered.
Better even than cabbage cake!
Please bring me in a large slice, Nurse
Jane" and Mr.. Longears was 50
nose twinkled until you could hardly
tell which was hat n which was his
"Oh, | haven't the molasses cake
now" spoke Nurse Jane. but II you
will go to the store for me n have
our molasses jug filled I'll bake the
cake"
You need not ask me twice to do a
thing like that" laughed Uncle Wig
gily, and then, putting on his tall silk
rheumatism crutch, and taking his silk
striped hat under his paw, away he
started to the molasses store with the
jug slung over his shoulder.
s"Oh. hello, Uncle WiggilvA Where are
you going?" chartered Billie Rushytail,
the squirrel boy, a he met the ran
bit gentleman hopping through The
woods.
Ito the store for some molasses so
Nurse Jane may bake me a ginger
bread CAKE answered the bunny.
"Tll go with you, as am out Of
school now" said Billie.
So the rabbit gentleman and the
squirrel boy hoped on together, and,
Vhere Mrs. Wibblewobble, the duck
lady, lived, she came to the door with
a jug under her wing.
5"Oh, Uncle Wiggily! Are you going
to the store?" asked Mrs. Wibble-
wobble.
IT am" answered the bunny rabbit,
with a low and slow bow Of the
get you some of the sweet, STICKY
stuff" he asked.
mo, thank you. What / want is
vinegar" said the duck mother Of
Lulu, Alice and Jimmie Wibblewobble.
u want to make some spiced Gao.
bage, but I have no vinegar" =,
"Tn get you some, with pleasure,
said the rabbit gentleman, and then
he took Mrs. W~ibblewobble's vinegar
Jug and slung that over his other
shoulder.
FIt is easier to walk with a jug on
each shoulder, said the rabbit gentle
man to Billie the squirrel. And just
then he heard another voice chatter
ing:
FHello, Uncle wiggily! Where are
you going?"
ITO the store, after some molasses
and vinegar answered the bunny.
We'll, don't get your two jugs
mixed" went on the voice, and along
came scrabbling Johnnie, the squirrel
brother of Billie.
"TIl be careful" promised the rabbit
gentleman. do you wan TO cone
along to the store with me, Johnnie, as
Billie is ydoing?"
The other squirrel boy said he did, 80
the three friends hoped along to-
gether. Uncle Wiggily carrying the two
jugs, one for molasses for Nurse Jane
and the other to hold vinegar for Mrs,
Wibblewobble's spiced cabbage.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02

paper Syndicate.)
EVIL stars dominate this day, accord.
Ing 10 astrology, and men should ON
duct their affairs with caution and dis
erection. Neptune, Saturn and Uranus
are all strongly adverse in their rule.
Rumors and disturbing reports are
presaged for this date when business
and commercial prospects may be mem
aced,
Fears Of many sorts will be Embossed
In the coming weeks when suspicion,
intrigue and bad faith may be preva-
lent in many dealings Of men and even
women.
NEPTUNE is in a place supposed to
encourage deceit and fraud Of every
sort, This sway will affect politics
as we'll as trade,
Saturn again seems to bode i'll for
mines. The aspect long interpreted as
fereshadowing trouble has undergone a
change, but the demonstrations are
exceedingly disquieting.
This is not a lucky direction for avi-
alton, although the prophecy for the
year promises development Of airships
50 that they may serve many CONNER
cial needs,
There is a threatening aspect for all
who practice the occult arts, for the
stars Indicate that they viii suffer Sc
we're physical strain.
Leadership in civic movements that
have political significance Is foretold
for universities. a college president
will be conspicuous in the presidential
campaign, but not as q candidate.
Mexico continues under a sinister
planetary direction that viii cause new
concern in the early spring.
Persons whose birthdate it Is should
beware of accidents in the coming year.
Children born IN this day are likely
to be highstrung and nervous, but
artistic and talented, These subjects
Of Capricorn usually have eventful
lives.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02
ALMOST AS GOOD.

To tnstill into the minds OF his SOL
sound wisdom and business precepts
was Cohen seniors earnest endeavor.
He taught his offspring much, includ.
ing the advantages Of bankruptcy. fail
ures and fires. Two bankruptcies
equal one failure, two failures equal
one fire etc. Then Cohen, Jr., looked
up brightly.
"Fadder,' he asked. lis marriage a
failure
Veil, my boy" was the parents re-
ply. IF YOU marry a really wealthy
woman, marriage is almost as good as
q failure"
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02

case of Satan finding work for idle
hands to do.
Time hangs heavily on these women's
hands, to kill it they fill their
minds with erotic, unwholesome ideas
that they get from rotten novels. They
haunt matinees and concerts, and
make fools of themselves over hand
some actors n long-haired musicians.
Ihey go In droyeS to afternoon tea
dances and make the acquaintance OF
tango trimmers and lounge lizards, with
whom they carry on flirtations that
would land them in the divorce courts
II their husbands ever found out about
1t.
These ONE are mot intrinsica!ly
lad, they have not loose morals to start
with. They are simply the victims Of
ldleness and money, There isn't a one
of them who couldn't be saved by eight
hours a day of hard labor. You don't
hear of any woman who Is holding
down a good job clipping with a movie
hero, or being robbed by II pinched-in
dancing master.
There is nothing more touching. or
pitiful than to tnink that the men
who toll so hard In order that their
womenkind may loaf through life. are
elindly and unintentionally thrust!ng
their wives into the very arms Of
temptation and running their W homes
and w%recking their happiness. For II
Is the idle wives who are the extrava-
giant wives, The neurotic, unreasonable,
discontinued querrulou3 wives.
And this is inevitable, because the
woman who has nothing e.se to do is
bound TO spend money to divert her
self, and she is bound to be discon-
tented, for she Is always sure 10 find
someone who can dress finer than she
can.
What we cal the feminine unrest Of
today is nothing but women begging
and praying for work. We can settle
the whole problem by giving them jobs,
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02
HE GOT NO GUM,

Father always took my LITTLE broth
er Joseph out for a walk and when
passing a chewing gum box he would
give him a penny to get some gum.
One Sunday when coming out of church
father gave Joseph a penny to put In
the poor box. After dropping 1t in he
asked him what he was wal ing for.
I didn't get my gum yet, was Joseph's
reply"
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02
DON'T STEAL JOKES.

Ever borrow an idea?" asked the
young humorist.
Among us professionals 1t is con-
sidered permissible to borrow back and
FORTH said the old timer. However,
| hope you'll avoid something a friend
of mine once did, and has been sorry
for ever since
What was that"
He stole a joke from a religious
paper"
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02

IN ONE Of a row.
OF BROWN stone fronts,
WE HAVE some friends.
ANE DOWN in the basement
THE HAVE a furnace,
AS BROWN stone fronts.
MOST ALWAYS have.
AND IN this home,
THERE LIVES a cat.
A MALTESE cat.
WHO MAKES few friends.
OF HUMAN folk.
BUT THOSE it has.
1T LIKES real well.
AND PURRs for them.
AND OF strange cats.
1T HAS no friends.
AND WHEN nights come.
AND LIGHTS are dimmed.
AND "MoOF1E'S" folks.
60 OFF to bed.
THEN "MOOFIE' goes.
MOST MOURNFULLY.
DOWN BASEMENT stairs.
AND TO his bed. o.,
AND THERE'S a window.
LOOKING OUT.
INTO A yard.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02
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OWN
CRRa.U.c. Pat. oaVE
81 &c. p.

THAT LIES outside.
THIS BASEMENT place,
AND THERE'S a hole,
THAT SOMEONE cut.
so IN the night.
IF HE so wills.
OUR "MooFIE" cat.
MAY GO outside
AND PROwL around.
AND THIS is where.
THIS CAT has lived.
FOR MOST a year.
AND NO strange cat.
HAS EVER dared,
~ hN.EtS .here'
UNTIL LAST week
WHEN IT was cold.
AND HIGH winds blew,
AND ALLEY cats.
THAT HAVE no homes.
WERE DRIVEN hard.
FOR sHELTERING place.
AND ON one day.
WHILE 1T was cold.
AND MORNING came.
THE MASTER man.
WHO is the king,
WHERE "MooFIE" dwells.
WENT DOWN the stairs. -
TO HEAP on coal.
OPEN drafts.
AND WARM the house.
AND TURNED the switch.
AND THERE was light.
AND "MooF1E" purred,
AND WHERE he lay.
WERE NINE more cats.
POOR ALLEY cats.
WHO HAD no homes.
AND LATER on.
THEY ALL were fed.
WHILE "MooF1E" watched,
AND PURRED a song.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY, JANUARY .. 1saO.

Copyright, 1920, by the Mcclure News
paper Syndicate,)
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02

The young lady across The way says
her father always gives his s~tockhold-
ers a. square deal, paying their divi-
dends right out of the money they
bought their stock with il there don't
happen to be any earnings.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-01-02

An English vicar n his curate had
quarrelrd and the latter was requested
to find SOME other congregation to
minister tc. The curate therefore
preached his farewell sermon and the
Pensioners came In crowds to hear
him. My text" he said, lis taken from
the moving story of Abraham, "rarry We
here with the ass, while | 49, 60 yon-
der.'