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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-03
Dates Announced
For Lyceum Course
Five Splendid Numbers Secured for
192O-21 Lyceum Course.-First
Number Nov. 18th.

The committee. having in charge the
Lyceum Course for the coming wear.
met to organize, Tuesday evening Mr..
g.. Il. Snyder Was elected chairman, and
Mr.. G. HolmQuist, secretary-treasurer.
The price Of season tickets was
placed at $3.50 for adults and $1.OO for
children and students. Single admis-
sion was placed at 75c with the excep-
ton of the lecture. The admission for
the lecture will be SOC.
It was also voted to canvass the citi-
zens for the sale of season tickets, Mon
day and Tuesday, the coming week. Il
is hoped that the ticket sellers viii be
well received. The Chautauqua and
the Lyceum Course are cooperative en-
terprises. To be success they need
and must have the hearty support of
the large majority of the people.
The Lyceum Course this year has
been bought from the Redpath Bureau.
The name itself is q guaranty for the
excellence Of the attractions. There are
five numbers. Each number is very
excellent and nothing mediocre about it.
The dates are as follows:
Redpath Orchestra. November 18th.
Baker Trio, December 2nd.
DR.. Robinson, Lecturer, December
10th.
New York Lyrics. January 25th.
Strickland Gillian. Feb. 21st.
The committee is assured that the
dates are final and will not be changed.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-03
w. A. WALLACE DEAD.

w. A. Wallace, civil war veteran,
died at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs.
John Hunter, in Stephen on Monday
morning. The funeral was held here
by the Masonic lodge this afternoon,
and interment was made in Greenwood
cemetery. Obituary will be published
next week.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-03

The above candidates
Big Woods Boomer
Nelson - $500
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-03
HARDING ELECTED PRESIDENT
BY OVERWHELMING VOTE.
.PREUS LEADS FOR
GOVERNOR IN STATE
Green Elected Representative of Mar.
shall C0unty.-COunty Division De-
feated by Strong Vote.

<sEarly last evening as the election re-
turns commenced to come in from va
rious sections of the United States it
became apparent that Senator Harding
and Coolidge had been elected by an
overwhelming majority.
At the time Of going to press, Preus
leads in the contest for governor by
about $4,000 votes with about half the
precincts in the state reported. Other
republican candidates for state offices
lead by safe majorities.
In North Dakota O'Conner leads
Frazier for governor by about 11OOO,
from 1926 out of the 2091 precincts.
No particulars could be learned about
the vote for congressman, but it is be-
lieved that STEVENSON will be elected
by close vote.
In Marshall county, Green is elected
representative by large lead With
but a few precincts not reported I'M
official reports give Berve 244O and
Green 1929.
County division is defeated, uncom-
plete returns giving 976 votes for and
2207 votes against the proposition.
Per H. Kulle has a large lead over
Imsdahl for county commissioner from
the second district
In another column tabulated returns
of the principal contests as they have
been reported are published. :"
Victor Holmquist has been reelected
as representative from Kittson county
From reports it looks as though all
four of the proposed amendments have
been rejected. In Marshall county, out
: of "a precincts, Amendment No-z1sre-
ceived 1904 votes for and 1869 votes
against it, with large number of blank
votes.
HOW Warren Voted.
O. President-Harding, 614; James NJ.
- Cox, 1O8; W. w. Cox, 4; Debs. 8; Wat
kins, 8.
Governor Preus, $40; Hodgson, Ill
.Shipstead, 95; Samson. /.
1t. Governor Collins, 585; McDon-
nell, SO; Hubbell, 8; Mallon, 50; Fried
man, 3. =
Secretary Of State-Holm, 666: An
derson, "a; Burmaster, sc ; Copeland, 3.
Attorney Generalization, 623 :: Nc
Quot, IS; Sullivan, 81.
Railroad and Warehouse Commits
sioner-Jacobson, 603; Mckenzie, 40
Robinson, II; May, 3.
Associate Justice of Supreme Court
Dibell, 476; Siegel, 161.
Amendment No. Yes, 621; No. 81.
Amendment No. 2-Yes, 573; No, "a.
Amendment No. 3-Yes, 1916; No. 172.
Amendment No. +Yes, SIS; No, IS.
Member of Congress-
COS; LETTERS, 80; Thormodson, 81.
Representative-Ber 81; Green,
683.
For New County-Yes, 81; No, 534.
There was a total of 1913 votes cast
in Warren, which is more than double
that of any previous election.
Mrs. John w. Thomas was the first
woman voter to cast her ballot in War
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-03
FIRE DESTROYS
OSLO CREAMERY.

The Oslo creamery was destroyed by
fire early Thursday morning. When
the fire was discovered 1t had made
such Roadway that it was impossible
Tor the fire department to save the
structure. The loss of the building and
entire equipment is estimated at $10,-
600, and falls heavily on Mr.. Ostlund,
the proprietor, as he carried only
small amount of insurance. The citi-
zens of Oslo hope that the creamery
may be rebuilt, as it is a much needed
institution in the community.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1920-11-03

Don't forget the Sale Of Pure Bred
Hogs and Cattle at Warren, Friday,
Nov :, 1920, 45 Hogs Saturday, Nov.
8, 1920, 40 Shorthorn Cattle-Marshall
County Live Stock Breeders Associa-
ton 80
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09
TOMMY Nelson
To BOX CONNOLLY

Tommy Nelson. e. Paso's fast little
lightweight mixer. viii leave within
a few days for Roswell. N n, where
he is billed to box Johnny Connolly,
New Mexico lightweight champion,
on July 10 Nelson has been training
steadily for the battle and IS In good
condition
In the event he is returned victor
over Connolly. who is recognized as
one OF the best IN the 1913 pound dlFi-
sion in the southwest, Tommy plans
to inaugurate a campaign among the
lfghtweights OF this section which he
hopes viii lead Up to a titular en-
gagement with Tommy Carter Con-
molly also nourishes tlrs hope and
the battle between the two fast men
is expected TO develop some hard
fighting.
Nelson viii be accompanied 70 Ros-
well by his manager. Benny Ereuden-
stein. who also looks out for the in
terests OF Kid Payo, southwestern
feather champion
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09
Summer Camp
Attracts Many

1T IS to be hoped that the number
OF applicants for the Y ~ G. A.
summer camp for men to be held at
Mountain Park during the first two
weeks in August will reach go" says
physical director Holm
Applications are coming in, but not
as fast as they should for such a
grand summer vacation proposition
The camp can accommodate 80 in real
comfort. and more, II necessary
Mountain Park cannot be surpassed
for climate, beauty OF scenery and
accessibility. The ''Y" camp is only
three miles from the Mountain Park
station and about the same distance
from Cloudcroft-
The comfortable quarters with
plenty OF space for play and games
and the screened dining hall and So
cial hall with fireplace all help to
eliminate the drawbacks and handi-
caps Of camp life.
It would be hard TO imagine a more
comfortable or a more desirable prop
osition for sane, normal vacation
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09
At Last, Relief
From Rheumatism

reached and eliminted from the blood
before real relief can be had.
S. s s. has been successfully used
for rheumatism for more than fifty
years It Is the most thorough and
reliable blood remedy because It
searches out and eliminates all dis
ease germs which infest the blood.
Go 70 your drugstore and get a
bottle OF S. S. S. today, and begin to
take rational, sensible treatment
for Rheumatism that viii show re-
suits. For free expert medical advice
regarding your own case, write fully
to Chief Medical Adviser. sos Swift
Laboratory. Atlanta. Ga.-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09
Now Is An Excellent Time to
Rid OF Its TOrtures.

Victims Of rheumatism should take
advantage Of the warm season which
is so favorable to the proper treat
ment for this painful ailment-
rheumatism is more than a mere
local disorder confined to the locality
Of the painful parts. It cannot be
rubbed away, because it is a deep
seated disease that has it's source in
the blood supply. The tiny pain de-
mons, the millions OF little disease
germs that cause the disease must be
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

New York. July 9.-Thieves broke
into a dressing room at the polo
grounds Thursday during the game
between the Yankees and the Tigers
and stole the street clothes and per
sOnal effects OF Umpires doc" Hi
debrand and Billy Evans They OBJ
tanned s9o0 in money and several
pieces OF jeWelry- A croWbar was
used 70 gain entrance TO the room
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

EastDurne, Eng July TIE Da-
Wis cup matches have been set back
at least one day because Of rain The
singles between William h Johnston,
American champion. and A H. Co
bert, the French representative. were
interrupted Thursday when the
American was leading 40, with the
next game 80 all.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

Chicago, IL. July 9.-Bil Bren-
nan, Chicago heavyweight, was called
TO New York Thursday night by his
manager, Leon Flynn, TO sign arti-
cIes for a match with Jack Dempsey.
II was said that only the acceptance
OF a club offer is needed to close the
engagement Brennan fought Demp-
sey once before in Milwaukee
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09
.YANKS LOSE TOP
BERTH To TRIS

New York. July e.-Detroit won from
New York Thursday. Going into the ninth
inning the Yankees were leading TO I.
but errors BY Fewster ard Hannah. coup
pied with hits by Heilman and Cobb. gave
the Tigers three runs. Ayers and Collins
pitched fine ball. the former retiring for
pinch hitter IN the iFhth.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09
Intentional Pass Expensive; Heavy Champ:
PROSPECTS SLIGHT FOR MEETING
BETWEEN DEMPSEY And GEORGES

NEW YORK July sGe0Tges Carpenter, European hea7yWgh champion
N and lack Dempsey may
according Jack Kearns Of the American
Thursday manager with Francois DsaP Of Car
the meeting Of the
defend his title where
Carpenter Charles w. Cochran London The
American manager order
to size the match except they being staged
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

Where They Play Saturday.
Oakland at Seattle
Vernon at Portland
Sacramento a. san Erancisco.
salt Lake at Los Angeles
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

Washlnrton. D. q, July 9.-CleTeland
won both games OF a double header from
Washington and again went Into the lead
IN the American league race Thursday
Sneaker hit safely seven consecutive times
at bat. getting five hits in five times Up
IN the second game
score RI. E
Cleveland -.-...---.-...--. 01e ool oil
washington .-..-.---...-- OOo 900 600
Batteries: Cleveland. Morton and O'Neill:
Washington. shaw and Charity
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

TOTALS -8a Y ~ Q
sHatted for North IN sixth
fBatted for Kline in eighth.
Score by innings
Brooklyn -...--..-..--... $50 10 s11-1f
St. Louis .---...--.--... 900 100 011- 2
Two base hits. Olson. Taylor. Three base
hit. Olson. Home run. Wheat acriHce hits
konetchy. Miller Double plays. Clemens
70 Laran- Base on balls. of Haines. 3
North. l. Innings pitched. Haines. -;
(Continued on Next PaEe.l
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09
AMERICAN LEAGUE BATSMEN ARE
QUICK TO TAKE An AlVAN TAGE
By ERNEST ILANIGAN.

balls
in National
cushions credit for batting
chap likely quite say
knocked about 100 TALES the johnson wheel than the
Hyde batting
walked JOhnsOns instructions point
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

However, lIr. Johnson's ruling.
except when the Frazee-Comiszey
Ruppert-Huston coalition opposes
them 90, and when the timely nit
ting statistics appear next fan fans
should not lose sight OF the fact that
some Of the runs that are credited
as having been batted in were
walked in
More Issued in American.
To date, in the American, there
have been 2 passes Issued when the
bases were densely populated, every
club getting and issuing one or more
ticket
Three Of the walks have been
decidedly fatal, for Jim BaEby's
winning streak ended when he
passed Eddie Collins with three
on in the ninth on May 29i Allan
Russell soaked a defeat against
himself the day before by letting
Derriu Pratt walk in n run, and
the day before that Bob. shaWkey,
passing FTnlIfe SchauE when n
fuII house was in evidence,
euehered himself out OF a shut
out and got into row with
George Hilde-brand, developer Of
the spit ball
IRIS Speaker, who probably won't
need any runs walked IN TO lead the
American league in batting in runs,
for SDeke this year is hitting when
men are on not when they are off.
has received more average boosting
passes than anyone else on the junior
circuit-three- The first came from
Roy Sanders. OF the Browns, in the
ninth. on April a; the second from
Joe Bush. Of the Red SoI. in the fifth,
on Nay u. and the third from Carl
Nays, OF the Tanlzs, IN the third, on
June Is
Bat in Tables.
Tyrus Raymond Cobb. who can hit,
and Ralph Stuart Young, who does
so occasionally, have received credit
for batting in two runs by getting
passes with the pillows packed, the
outfielders gifts coming from San
ders, OF St Louis and Faeth, OF
Cleveland. and the infielder's from the
last named and from Erickson, Of
Washington
BaEby, OF Cleveland. and San
derE. Of St Louia, have helped
batferE bat in more runs In Pc
cuIfar manner than any other
pitchers in the American each
gent walking three OF his adver-
sarIeE when the bases were fuU
TO overlooking. BaEbyig wild
ntreak, as told before cost him
his chance to continue after the
American league record for con-
EacutiFe wins
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

Johnston. Three base hits. hanks stolen
bases. Harris. Johnston Sacrifice hits
Chapman. Roth. O-Nelll. 2 Double plays.
Jameson, Chapman 20 O'Neill: Judge IN
assisted. Base on balls. off Snyder. q; off
Niehaus. I; off Uhile. J. off Schacht. l.
INNINGS pitched. by Niehaus 2; By Sny-
der, %: BY Erickson. Is BY Schacht
CEllerbe)- struckout. by Snyder 2; by
Uhls, . wild pitches. Snyder. L;
Schacht l.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

Semi annual interest on Savings &C
counts viii be due Jul1 LIST De-
positors are requested to present pass
books for credit
First National Bank.-AdV.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

Boston. Mass. July e-Shocker pitched
effectively with brilliant support and ST.
Louis defeated Boston Thursday. smith
doubled three times and Shocker doubled
once and singled twice. Gedeon nelded
we'll
Score p H =.
St. Louis .......-... 002 001 o10-4 Il
Boston -.-..-...-... 900 900 600 o
Batteries; ST. Louis. Shocker and Sew
ereid; Boston. Pennocz and Walters
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

Philadelphia. Pa. July s.-Philadelphia
staged five run rally against Cicotte IN
the ninth but ChicaEo's bombardmeut OF
Moore and Hasty In the first half o. the
inning netted the visitors a victory Thurs
day. Nine men bated on each side IN the
final inning.
Score. r. r. 2.
Chicago ..-....--... coo 900 SOS Is o
Philadelphia ----.-.. 600 900 oo5-5 4
Batteries; Chicago. Cicotte and schalk;
Philadelnhia- Moore. Hasty and Myatt
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09
CUBS OUT HIT
GIANTS AND WIN

Chicago. III. July s.-Toney vas batted
freely and Chicago defeated New TorE-
TWombiy's home run IN the sixth which
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

Where They Play Saturday.
Boston At Cincinnati
Brooklyn at St Louis
New York At Chicago
Philadelphia at Pitfsburs-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

rev YORK ---------------- ~ w 80
InlcaEo 1900 ------.- ~ w. ~ -
Two base hits. Terry. HerzoE. 2; Ban
croft Three base hits. Robertson, Friscn.
Home runs. Doyle Twombley- toien base.
Twomhley- Sacrifice hits. Hoilocher. Ty-
Ter. Barber. Terry. 2. HerzoE- Double plays
Burns to Snyder. Tyler 70 Terry 10 Bar
Der. Base on balls. off Toney. ?; off Ty-
Ter. =. off Winters. l. Innings pitched.
Toney. 2. Winters. 1. truclzout. BY Tyler.3s
By Toney, T. Passed ball Snyder.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

ST. Louis. No. July s.-Brooislyn hit
four St louis pitchers hard. and aided by
the locals ragged fielding. easily won
Grimes
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

CARPETS CLEANED me best way
By the best cleaners WILSON-MIL-
LICAN Plant . Phone 7gs.-Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

) Eearns had signined his willing
ness at the conference TO contract 10
box Carpenter at any time OF place
agreeable 70 the two principals. for
the highest purse offered but VIII
liam A. Brady. representing Charles
Cochran. London fight promoter. pro
duced a contract .Fhich Carpenter
signed after he had knocked out Joe
Beckett English heavyWe ght, in
London last fall. This contract gave
Cochran an option until December 81
A clause forbids Carpenter or his
manager from even discussing a
Dempsey fight with any other pro
moter-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09
DICK Griffin
To COME SOON

Kid Payo. faster and more aggres-
sive than ever, started to work al
the international club Friday after
noon by giving his sparring partners
q severe pummeling for several
rounds. The veteran mitt singer ap-
peared faster than ever and the hit
ting ability which has made him cele-
brated in southwestern rings was
certainly not lacking in the slightest
measure He is TO meet Griffin at
Fort Bliss. July 1s.
Boxer and SluEEer.
Payo and Griffin will represent the
two extremes Of the boxing ring.
Payo. a rugged mixer with a stiff
punch capable OF flattening an oppo-
nent at any stage Of the game. and
Griffin, the boxer. The latter is one
of the c1everest little men OF the
ring today. and is doubtless the hard
lest man yet faced by the FL Paso
scrapper.
Griffin is due TO battle Ralph Lin
coin in Dallas next Monday and viii
leave Immediately afterward for FL
Paso and get into shape for the Payo
engagement
PayO is working with Pete Cross,
the fast little prOtege Of Nick Sol
Tito; Mike Vasqnez. one OF Jack Tay-
lOr's boys, and several other fast
men he is working for speed mainly
in the Griffin contest. as he realizes
that he is meeting a fast. hard hitter
and shifty boxer
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09
AMERICAN LEAGUE


Chicago at PHILADELPHIA
St Louis a. Boston
Cleveland at Washington
Detroit at New YORK
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

Carpenter. who came to the United
States several months ago, viii sail
for home next Saturday.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09
STANDINGS


zone supply and Fort Bills.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

Descamps took refuge behind the
clause.
Apparently the only avenue open
ford scussion OF match viii De for
Kearns and Dempsey 10 accept Car
pentier's challenge issued in Paris
last year in which Il was specified
that the bout would have to be held
in England or France under Cochran's
management
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

Kearns, however, refused 70
consent to have Dempsey 20 to
Europe TO defend his title. He
would not bind himself 20 deal
with Cochran alone. ns he be-
ueTed IL would preclude All
chances OF obtaining a higher bid
from some other promoter.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-09

Totals --------.----...so "A = Is o
scors bv innlnEE
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1920-03-18
"What in He'll is Coming Next

A local Herald" reader
sends in the following for pub
lication:
A certain customer upon re-
ceiving a request to send
check to cover his bill, sent the
following letter:
For the following reasons
am unable to send you the
check you asked for:
81 have been held up, held
down, sandbagged, walked on,
sat on, fattened out and
squeezed.
First BY the United States
government 70 rfederal war
tax, excess profits tax, Liberty
Loan bonds, thrift stamps, cap
ital stock, merchants license
and auto tax, and by every So
ciety and organization that the
mind of man can invent to ex-
tract what | may or may not
possess.
81 have been solicited by the
Society of st. John the Baptist,
the G. A. R. R., the Woman's
Relief, the Navy League, the
Red Cross, the Black Cross,the
Purple Cross,the Double Cross,
the Children's Home, the Dor
cas- Society, the Y. M. C. A, the
Y. w. C. A, the Boy Scouts,the
Belgian Relief and every hospi-
tai in town. Then on top of it.
all came the Associated Char
tiles and Salvation Army. !
"The government has so gov
erned my business that | don't
know who owns it. l am sus-
pected, inspected, examined
and re-examined, informed, re-
quired and commanded, so |
don't know who | am, O rwhy I
am here. All | know | am sup
posed to be an ineXhaustible
supply of money for every
known need, desire or hope of
the human race.
"And because | will not sell
all | have and go out and beg,
borrow or steal money to give
away, | have been cussed, boy
cotted, talked to, talked about,
lied to, lied about, held up,
hung up, robbed and nearly
ruined, and the only reason I
am clinging to life is to see
what in hell is coming next"
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1920-03-18
LIKE EACH OTHERS COMPANY
Stones Found in Nevada Seem to Have
Distinct Aversion to Being
Separated.

In Nevada are found curious min
eral specimens known as "sociable
stones" No better name could be
given them, since when a few are dis
tributed over a level floor two or three
feet apart they will begin to move
toward one another to common cen
ter with an alacrity that is ludicrous.
Campers first noticed these stones.
They had used wrapping paper for
tablecloth and weighted the corners
with some Of the stones spread over
the level top Of boulder. A few mo-
mentS later one of the men noticed
that the paper was Tapping in the
breeze and that the four or five stones
were huddled in a group in the middle
of the paper like nest full of eggs.
He thought the wind was responsible,
Strengthened them and added more
stones.
The next time he looked around the
stones were back In the heap again.
Once more he replaced the stones and
sat down to watch them. They began
to roll and hitch along toward one an
other again until they were in pile.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1920-03-18
Y M. c. A. Notes

An opportunity for every
eX-service man to secure a bet
ter education free,
Free scholarship for eX-ser
vice men through the Y NJ G \,
not only in Y VI Z A schools,
but other technical schools, col
leges and universities. On
comprehensive correspondence
courses in a great variety of
subjects; you can remain at
home, do your days work and
study evenings. Information
and application blanks can be
secured at the local Y M C A,
Island Pond, or with the Unit
ed Y M c A Schools, BAT Mad
ison Ave-, New York.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1920-03-18
FOR SALE

One Ford" car with piston
rings,
Two rear wheels no front
springs.
Has no fender, seat on plank.
Burns lots of gas, hard to
crank;
Three years old, four in the
spring.
Has shock absorbers and every
thing;
Radiator busted, sure does
leak;
Differential dry, you can hear
it squeak;
Ten spokes missing, front all
bent,
Tires blown out, amt worth a
cent;
Got lots of speed, will run like
the duce,
Burns either gas or tobacco
juice,
Tires all off, been run on the
rim,
good trade for the shape
its in.
Inquire of Happy Hooligan.