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The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-05-13
UNRELIABLE.

why is the gentleman shedding tears?"
 "He has just been robbed of ten quarts of bonded whisky
 "A grievous loss. In the circumstances I don't suppose he can appeal to the po- lce?"
 "No, and he gets no sympathy from his friends because he didn't let them know he had it."
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-05-13
ALL HIS NORTH

From the Tampa Tribune. A well-known New York song writer
 says he is paid only $25 week A lot of folks bit frayed by jazz will find quiet satisfaction in that.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-05-13
A HARD BLOW

From the Washington Post.
 When Nick Butler says beer and lgh. wine are no worse than molasses and ice water he takes the heart out of Anti Saloon League politics.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-05-13
IN HlIEI lGBEIES
 ANtE ELSEWHERE
Pay Them More


 Birmingham policemen are way underpaid compared to what they could make in other lines of woIk," gays w. l. Kelly. "A single man can just get by on the salary the police men in Birmingham are making at the present time. But the married men have one or two children in school, age to live.
 Some people will ask why they aou't get into some other kind of work that pays more money. That Is what they have been doing for the past six months, until the police force is way short os it's required number and the salary is not attractive enough to get tut few men to take thelr places. The older men on the force are the ones whC should be rewarded. They don't want to quit. They have grown up in the police department and will stick there if they can make enough money to live on.
 The citizens of Birmingham made the two-mill tax for the increase in the salaries of the teachers a success. Now the next thing for them to do is to find some way cf increasing the salaries of the members of the police force They guard our lives and our property and are on the job when they are needed. By making the salary of the patrolmen more attractive we will he able to get better and more eff cient men and at the same time keep the older men who have proved faith fut and stuck to the job"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-05-13
Pass the Goal.

The membership Of the Birming ham Business and Professional Wo- mems Club Is steadily growing and We expect to pass our goal of 1000 m bers,' said Miss Carol Wood. The active membership campaign which has been in progress for the past two weeks is bringing splendid results and many new names are be- ing turned in daily. The drive will close on May 20 and all teams are doubling their efforts to see which se- cures the largest number of new mem bers.
 "Although our meinL ership has 11en comparatively small since our club was organized several months ago and clubrooms fitted up, this is our first campaign for members. No business or professional woman could refuse to join after seeing our clubrooms and the splendid work this organization is doing"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-05-13
LOOKING BACKWARD.

"'Father, here's a picture in this old book of a man holding a small glass in in his hand and saying, Here's how to another man who also holds small glass"
 Well, my son?" What does it mean?'
 That's an obsolete custom, my boy, that flourished in this country years ago when after-dinner speaking was regard- ed as a fine art" PAUL COOK.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-05-13
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-05-13

make themselves useful. Since most princelings are brought up to be strictly ornamental, this might prove an insuperable objection.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-05-13

The amity that wisdom knits not folly may easily unite.
 -TroiIus and Cressida.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-05-13
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The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-05-13

It wasn't any trouble for Mrs. Houston Davis, the president of the Music Study Club, to get me to be present at the luncheon at the Southern Club, or for those giving the banquet at the Tutwiler the same evening to have me come. for l was on the track of new thing, and 1 wanted to hear all that Mrs. Clark had to say during her visit in Birmingham am only sorry that she had opportunity to speak to only select few, for I am sure it would have been treat as we'll as an inspiration for the public to have been permitted to hear her. am confi- dent that it would have given driving fierce to all the efforts being made to put Birmingham on the musical map If she ever comes this way again l am going to busy myself to see that our people get a chance to listen to her stir ring message in regard to the musical possibilities lying dormant in the child hood of America.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-05-13

Hiram Johnson may have some diff ficulty in explaining to 100 per cent Americans why Germans are sup porting him to man
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
Dance War
ThriUes in Columbus

Columbus. Ohio. March I2-Polkas
and schottishes may replace the Shin
ny. the camel walk and the various
modern glides. dips and shakes which
ara said TO feature the dances iu-
dulged in by Ohio State university
students here.
At least. this Is the sarcastic COM
ment OF some Of the students follow
ing public and adverse criticism Of
have been dancing in public places OF
late
The trouble started when Mrs
Evelyn r. Scatterday. city dance hall
inspector. unheralded. dropped in
upon public dances held in a couple OF
the leading downtown hotels. The
dances were patrouized mainly By
university students, co-eds as wen as
male students.
In a public statement Mrs. Scatter
day declared that the students W re
violating a city ordinance, under the
provisions OF which the ban had been
placed upon cheek and jowl" dane
ing, ths shimmy, the camel walk, the
dreamy glide and dips and shakes
II the hotels and clubs. which are
responsible for the dancing done on
their floors. do not enforce more
firmly the city's rules and reEIla-
tons regarding dancing, they will
declared
sentiment IS divided among the
student body. some insist that lrrr
scatterday's criticism is un1ust-that
the students have done nothing wrong
plhers predict that steps viii be
taken TO stop such dancing.
Its the girls who are at fault.
They can stop IL II they wish said
Aiss Mary Hedges president OF the
women's council
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
DOdging Blooms" Is
Popular Sport in
the CabitaL Sector

washington, D. C.. March 12--Dodg-
ing bombs in France may have wor-
ried a few OF the boys some months
ago but lodging the 'booms" n
Washington at the present time IS
more difficult.
Washington Is a boom" town in
more than one sense 1t is just re-
covering from a business boom due
10 the war. and now il Is suffering
from presidential booms-
Every candidate, who IS recoE-
nized as a possibility and a good
many more who arc recognized as
impossibilities. have established
boon" headquarters in Washington
No hotel Is complete without al least
two boom" headquarters, and the Of
flee building that has no presidential
tendencies cherished within its re-
cesses is a poor real estate Invest
ment
The busy press agents are hard at
work and the white paper casualties
are terrific. Both the Republican and
Democratic national committee head
quarters are turning out sufficient
press material TO allow any editor.
who might be 50 disposed, TO do away
with his editorial staff. but the
boom" headquarters are far ahead OF
the national committees In press re-
leases. u is duh day IN any news
paper office when there are not at
least 5000 words OF statements from
the various headquarters 10 be sifted
through.
It was a hard war that they fought
in Europe, but IL IL had been fought
with words and statements for i'm
mediate release" II would have been a
toy war compared 10 the political war
now IN progress and raging at its
nelsht on the washington sector.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
Conduct Court Trial
In Ohio BIZ Telegraph

Beliaire. O., Marcf IA trial by
telegraph has taken place here.
state dairy and 5oud Inspector Van
Dyne sWore to an affidavit charging
y Gemmailaro, a salesman for q
AoungstoWn business concern, with
selling vinegar below the standard
required BY Ohio law.
The authorities wired Gemmallaro.
who was at Akron. that the warrant
mad been Issued Gemmallaro wired
back he would come here for trial.
Later, however, ne learned that. II
ne pleaded guilty he would be as
sessed a $50 fine.
Gemmalizro wired back that
check FOR the fine and cost would be
sent Immediately.
He explained that his cofnpany had
bought the vinegar in Fer nsylVania-
He learned only recently, he SAID.
that what Is vinegar in Pennsyl-
vania Is not vinegar in Ohio
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
FRIENDS SAW A
CHANGE IN HER
Was almost a nervous
wreck when she began
taking Tanlac - Gains
thirteen pounds.

since I began taking TanIac I
have gained thirteen pounds in
weight and my general health has
improved so much all my friends re-
mark On how Well look" said Mrs.
j. ~. LichtenberE, who resides at
442e Forty-first ST., South Seattle.
Wash, recently. Continuing. she
said.
Tered with nervousness and finally
became so badly run down j was
on the verge OF a complete nervous
breakdown The least little excite
ment or noise out OF the ordinary
would upset me and 10 would be
hours before ] could compose my
SELF I could get but little sleep,
and night after night 7 would lie
awake all night long and just roll
and toss from one side Of the bed 10
morning feeling a great deal worse
than when I went to bed, and in spite
OF all could do Just kept getting
weaker and weaker ] was also
troubled a great deal with my stom-
ach- had a very poor appetite, and
when / did manage 20 force down
little something il would sour and
I would bloat terrible from gas, and
would have such Intense pains in my
stomach AFTER each meal could
hardly stand them. I lost 50 much
in weight, was so badly run down
just had 10 draE around. and IL
" aa Win Lle greatest ulAllcu4Ly i
managed to do ny homework.
II had read a great deal about
Tanlac helping others and decided
20 try IT, too. and ! noticed an inn
provement in my condition almost as
soon as I began taking It. AT this
time ] took a trip east, and as Tan
lac had not been put on sale at that
time where ] was visiting ] had the
druggist order me some from the
manufacturers, as ] did not want TO
miss a single dose for fear Of losing
the benefits I had already received
from IT, Wen. I continued taking IL
and. kept getting better ali the time,
until now i have a fine appetite and
can eat anything I want without
suffering any bad after effects. N
am never troubled with pains or gas
and the Improvement in my nervous
condition is simply wonderful. I have
gained my strength 80 that my
houseWork is simply a pleasure 10
me To see me now no one would
think that only "a few months ago /
/ was almost a complete nervous and T
physical wreck. / think Taulac Is &
remarkable medicine and tell I
everybody I get a chance about it,"
Tanlac Is sold in FL Paso by Kelly (
& Pollard.-AdT.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
Famous Kyle Wild Horse
Herd Almost Extinct

Winnemusea. ev.. March l2.-Clarlz
Ringing, OF Pleasant Valley, New. re-
Gently completed what he believes
viii be the last sale OF Wild horse
hides to be made in the United States.
The sale was made in this city and
included about 500 hides of wild
horses hunted by Ringing under a
bond given the state 10 protect range
stock Of other ranchers-
Ringing, remiuiscing OF the days
when the famous Kyle wild horse
herd roamed the ranges west OF the
Rockies. declared that probably not
more than a score OF the noted herd
now remain He said q originally
contained 5000 head, but has been the
target for hunters for many years
and has now dwindled 20 but a few
animals.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12

New Tork-'T am often asked how
keep my complexion SO fresh look
tug says Miss Viola Dana the
Screen Classic star in a recent inter
view. ITS simple process for
anyone 70 have a smooth veIvetT,
rosy-White complexion and IN
Triukled skin II they win devote just
g little time in caring COR g. Clean
llreEs is absolutely necessary IN de-
Weighing a clear healthy skin For
this purpose use @ good cleansing
cream follow this By bathing the
face with warm water then rinse
With cold water dry thoroughly ard
apply Derwillo, a simple toilet pre-
paration which can be obtained az
any up-to-dzte drug or deps rtmeut
store" This marvellous preparation
Instantly beauties the complexion
End its continued use makes the re-
suits permanent You can form no
Idea what a wonderful eject Il has
upon the skin until you try il Here
Is the best way 70 test t. Put 81 on
one side Of your face then look in
your mirror and note the surprising
change. You VIII need no further ar
Elmenr TO convince you that there is
nothing like il for Identifying pur-
poses. The instant results ID gives is
The reason FOR its popularity with
actresses and those who realize the
value OF @ rosg-White, smooth. clear
comuleEiou- II takes but iittie Of
your tine compared TO the splendid
results IL gives and the fact that Il Is
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12

A THOUGH brooding with hens IS
n the easiest and simplest method
or brooding, artificial breeders
are necessary where winter or very
early spring chicks are raised. where
only nonsitting breeds Of poultry are
kept or where large numbers OF
chickens are 10 be raised artificialiT.
To operate a br0oder or hover SO as
10 Insure comfort and safety for the
chicks requires unremittine care on
Che part Of the poultry man.
Temperature in Brooder.
The best temperature at which TO
keep a hroOder or hover depends upon
many thinEs-the position Of the
thermometer, the style Of the hover,
Che age Of the chickens. and the
weather conditions. Aim 20 keep the
chickens comfortable. As the operator
learns boy the actions Of the chickens
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
Falling IcicLe Kills
Little Girl in Street

New York, March Theresa
walsh, years old. was fatally in
Jured when she was struck on the
head BY a heavy iclcle which fen
with a mass OF snow from the roof OF
a three-story building on Bethune
street, near Greenwich street. in front
OF which she was playing with a
number OF other children When she
did not rise from the street the other
children became frightened and ran
away.
Patrolman Patrick J. Meade, OF the
Charles street police station, found
the child lying IN the street and sum
moned an ambulance from St. Vim
cents hospital, where she was re-
moved with a fractured skull She
died an hour later without regaining
consciousness.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12

the amount OF heat they require. he
can discard the Thermometer II he
desires
When too cold. the chickens viii
crowd together and try TO get nearer
the heat II il is found IN the morn
ing that the droppings are well scat
tered under the hover. II is an indica-
tion that the chickens have had enough
heat II the chickcns are comfortable
ut night. they VIII be spread out uu-
der the hover, with the heads OF some
protruding from under the hover
cloth. Too much heat viii cause them
70 pant and gasp and sit around with
their mouths open.
The Temperatures.
1t is impossible to state for eacn
case at what temperature the brood
ers should be kept 10 raise young
chickens. However, Il viii run from
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12

used and endorsed By leading beauty
specialists speaks volumes for its e.
fcacy. Derwillo IS especially recon-
mended for dark salloW skin tan
shiny nose, black heads. coarse pores,
freckles and numerous other facial
blemishes- Many use IL in preference
TO face powders or All other beauti-
fers as IL Is more Iife-liEe in appear
auce- Preparation does not aneup
Il. therefore IL stays on better, does
not rub OF on clothing and It's use
cannot be detected Il is guaranteed
absolutely harmless on the most deli
cate skin and vii not stimulate or
produce a growth OF hair Over I've
hundred thousand girls and women
are using il and they are just as en-
thuslastic over Il as Miss Dana II
Is rapidly becoming q regular lad
and II you wish 70 have complexion
which viii attract favorable com
ment everyH here, just give DerWillo
2 trial and you are sure % be de-
lighted with IT. Do not accept sub
stitutes then you viii not be disap-
pointed, as there r. nothing @iust a.
good better" or lust like Il"
NOTE Heru is a fair. honest pru1ozitio- -
lhe cruEEtliz E1d derzrtuEut EinreE o. us ETY.
Get bottle o. DerEill1 ron any toilet cuunter
give e utai lur a lev days and Il you don't
lnghing b teirer1 = e sod n ais clty - al -
io-daio dr1EEzts and dspartuslf -t1r-s. inel1tinT
Kelly q Pollard
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
Son Pinned Under Auto,
Injured Mother Gets Aid

Ash Grove, kan, March I2.-Not-
withstanding a broken arm. Mrs. John
Cairns, OF this place, ran nearly a
mile 20 obtain help when the car IN
which she and her son, Wallace
Cairns, IS, were riding. turned turtle
near here the other day and pinned
her boy down IA such n way that she
could not reach him. The boys head
and chest were crushed and he died
in a few minutes after being released
from the wrecked motor car
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
Piano MoUers LoWei
Heqpu Woman's CasRet

Newark. y. J.. March 11.-ENtraor-
binary measures had 10 be taken 20
hold the funeral OF Mrs. Rose Merola-
45 years old. OF No. rs Eighth ave-
nue., Newark. she weighed sos
pounds when she died Of dropsy.
A special coffin was constructed
for her. u was six feet, four inches
Ions, e inches wide and q inches
high six professional pallbearrS
three plano movers and three rig
gers moved the body. A window
easement on the third floor was re-
moved. The casket was lowered with
blocks and tackle
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
Exhausted Girl Student
Takes 6Z-Hou Nab

Ann Arbor. Mich. March I2.-lIIss
Helen Eames. a dental student in tie
University OF Michigan. whose home
ened from 81 hours OF uninterrupted
siumber and is not the worse for her
experience
Miss Eames was completely ex-
hausted by studying for her final
inidy ear examinations and, when she
aWoke, she WAS completely refreshed.
Physicians called IN after the girl
had slept IS hours pronounced her
pulse and heart normal and advised
that she be allowed to awaken when
did
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
Adirondack Farms Turn
Ont Some Star Animals

Saranac Lake. ~ ", March Ie-
Adirondack farms have recently been
scenes Of unusual livestock produc-
ton. Near Boonville last month
sow gave birth 70 a litter OF 81 pigs.
is OF which lived. The same mother
has had l5S piss in ten filters.
A St Lawrence county COW recently
had calf with two heads. three tails
and eight legs. The COW died but
the freak is still alive.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
Zoo Elephant Suabbed
WIZ BAIposter Brushe.

Chicago. al, March 12--Duchess"
the 5lg elephant IN the zoo hsre. re-
fused after an hours urging 70 lie
down and take a bath Keepers
solved the problem by sWabbinE her
hide with long billposter brushes
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
Dentists Condemn Gold
Teeth as Out of Date

Chicago. H., March I2.-Gold teeth
and Filings were condemned in reso-
lutions adopted by the American
Academy of Dental Science, holding
a convention here They were termed
-out OF date and not conducive 10
general good health The dentists
also went on record as being against
removal Of nerves from decaved
leeth preparatory 70 fillinE
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
Champion Gourmand Eats
10 Hamburger Sandwiches

little town near here. has a couDle OF
real gourmanf s. But claude Whit
more Is the champion. On a bet he
ate is hamburger sandwiches in one
sitting washed down with four cups
OF coffee Daniel Robinson. his con-
testants could set away with only 10.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
TEST EGGS TWICE DURING
PERIOD OF INCUHAII0

All eggsi should be tested at least
twice during the period OF incubation,
on about the seventh and l4th days,
and the iufertile eggs and those con-
tanning dead germs removed, say
poultry experts OF the United states
dsna.rtrueut OF agriculture. White eggs
can be tested on the fourth or fifth
dav. but the development In eggs hay
ing brown shells often can not be
seen by the use Of an ordinary egg
tester until the seventh day.
EErs containing dead germs soon
decay and give of a bad odor II al
lowed to remain in an Incubator. Most
Incubator companies furnish with
their machines testing chimney
which VIII fit the incubator lamps
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
Your Hair Needs Danderine

Save your hair and double its beauty You have lots of
long, thick strong lusrous hair Don't let stay eess
hh scaggy or fading Bring back its color vgor and vitality
Get 35cent bottle of delightful DandeIine at any drug or
toilet counter TO shen your scalp check dand and falling
hair Your hair needs stimulating, Identifying "Danderne'
to restore its life color brightness abundance Hurry Grsl
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-12
STIFF JOINTS
SORE MUSCLES
lzbsr Up Quickly Under tie Sooih.
ing, Penetrating ApPEsafioa
Of HsnEn's Wizard Oh

In eases Of rheumatism and izms
hack Il Penetrates quickly. drives on
porensss, and EmberS up STIFF aching
ioinfs and muscie1
Wizard Oh Is an absolutely reli-
ihle, zutiseptie application for cuts.
burns, bites, and stingz Spr1ins and
bruises heal readily uader is sooth-
NJ, peuetrztinz quziidcs-
Get L from druggists for 50 cent4
Il not satisfied return the bottle and
Jet your money back
Ever constipztcd or have sicIc
headsche? Just ny Wizard Lige-
WhipA pleasant little PINK pILla. So
sEntS Guarznteed