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GRAIN

CHICAGO, May 24-Prices took an up
ward swing in the corn market today, in
fluenced by scarcity of offerings. Opening
prices, which varied from Il decline to l
cent advance, were followed by decided
gains all around.
Corn closed nervous, lie to JMc net
higher.
Oats went higher in sympathy with corn.
Weakness In hog values had depressing
effect On provisions.
CHICAGO QUOTATIONS
The following were the ruling prices In
Tbs exchange today:
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NEW YORK SUGAR MARKET
NEW YORK PRODUCE MARKET

NEW YORK, May 24.-Raw sugar firm;
centrifugal, 1887; refined firmer, unchanged
to lie higher; fine granulated. 20.50Q26.00
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PATE TS

INVENTORS should write for our guide
book, How to Get Your Patent" tells
terms and methods. Send sketch for our
opinion Of patentable nature. Randolph &
Co., Dept. go, Washington D, O.
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NEW YORK PRODUCE SARkET
NEW YORK, May 24.-Flour, unsettled
and lower.
Lard, dull; middle west spot, $40. 45@
Sugar, raw, firm: centrifugal, SO test,
1851; refined, firm; graduated 2O.5oQ
Coffee, Rio No. 7, on spot, 15kc; No.
Santos, 23A @24Ac. ~
Tallow d4ll specialist p 49, sG city ~ 12 &o
81 2oG2 40; clover. s.. oO@2.55. ,
Dressed poultry, quiet; turkeys, oO@o6c !;
chickens, 37@4Sc; fowls, 27@42c; ducks
'1 I've Se'i poultry, dull; geese, 2o@22c; ducks
oSM41c; fowls, 40@41c; turkeys, 30c; roost-
ers 25c; chickens, broilers, 40@70c.
Cheese, steady; state milk, common to
specials, 2O@32c; skins, common to spe-
Gals, sage.
Butter-steady; receijts, two days. 1850;
creamery, extra, GIG; do. special market,
62@62hc; state dairy, tubs; imitation
creamery, firsts, 45@6oAc. nominal. 49,,
ne asfS White fancy, SIC; nearly mixed
fancy, 44@5Oc; fresh firsts, 43@48hc.
LIVE STOCK By WIRE
Receipts, 1000; including no Texans; mar mar
1925; yearling steers and heifers, .Oo@
ieeoers' %''00A0'
Hogs-Rece:pts 10000; market 1oc lower;
mixed and butchers, s14 .50@14 .95; good and
heavy, $14 .0O@14. so; roughs, 81 .0O@12. 90;
light s14. 70@14495; pigs, $12.oO@14 10;
bulk, s14 9ssaia 80. sbo. market .te,av.
clipped ewes SO. 50@10. so; lambs, SIS so
@i64Oo; Gamers and choppers, 5000
500.
CHICAGO. May 24.-Cattle: Receipts
10 900: heavy; beef steers slow: bidding
lower; others mostly steady, with bulk at
$11 .OO612.75; heavy choice cows and can
strong with bulk butcher cows. $500 1880;
bulk Gamers and cutters, s5.00@7.40; bulls
strong: calves and feeders steady.
Hogs-Receipts $1,000; mostly 1Oc to 15c
lower; top, STATS; bulk light. S14 500
1855; bulk $50 pounds and over, $13 75@
1425; pigs mostly steady with most desir-
able at $11. 50M12.50.
Sheep-Receipts 10000; very slow. hold
ing for steady prices; bidding lower; few
common lambs sold at $500.
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COTTON

NEW YORK, May 24.--The cotton market
opened steady at an advance OF 20 to As
points ON a bullish private crop report and
covering after the sharp declines of last
week. July was relatively firm, selling at
3Sc, 40 points above Saturdays closing
while October advanced to 35c, or 81 points
net higher. There was continued nervous
ness over unsettled outside conditions, how
ever and The advance met renewed liquida-
ton, with the market becoming very irreg-
ular after the call. July. soon eased off to
81 Coo and October to 34.7Sc. 1t was
rumored that a southern authority estimated
the condition Of the crop at "a and the in
Dictated yield at only 81 100000.
The forecast of dry weather for the
greater part OF the belt and an unfavOrable
view of outside conditions stimulated fresh
selling, under which the market was sent
"a to 80 points under Saturdays close. Late
i'll the morning the market had somewhat
better tone, standing up to points down
net.
While there was no particular change in
the general character of the news, the mar
ket was steadicr during the middle of the
afternoon, with prices showing rallies or
about % to 40 points from the lowest. Busl,
ness was quiet with July selling around
Al 55c and October 1850, or about net I'M
changed
NEW YORK COTTON
The following were the ruling prices IN
the exchange today:
Tone, steady; middling, 4oc, quiet.
Open. High. Low. Sale. Close. ClHs".
JAN :. 80. 90 80. 90 80. 40 80. 3s 80. 3s 1921
Mch :. 341s 80 81 80. 90 80. 90 80. 90 80. 80
July =. IS. 90 SO. 90 81. O5 81. 10 S7.O5 37.55
Oct. :. $500 IS. 90 "a. Is "a. 20 34.15 "a. 81
Dec. =. 33. 81 SO. 81 80 .O5 SO. IL SO. IL 80 go
NEW ORLEANS COTTON
NEW ORLEANS, May PA private
bureau report, making the condition of the
crop Ga per cent of a normal, placing the
acreage at last years figures and making
the indicated crop only 100000 bales, cause
heavy buying on the opening of the cotton
market today, and in the first few minutes
of the session prices were sent II to 81
points over Saturdays close. The favorable
weather over the belt bought In selling
enough to cause a reaction which put the
market to 3 points under Saturdays final
prices. The storm warming due TO the dls-
turbance in the tropics, brought in enough
buying to put the market higher again, and
at the end of the first hour of trading prices
were / to points higher than the closing
quotations of Saturday. July traded as high
as 37.T2c and as low as 81 .1c.
Claims Of another tangle in German poltlcs
caused heavy selling, and late in the session
prices were at new low levels for the Day,
October trading at 34.14c and the active
months showing net declines Of 80 to 40
points.
NEW ORLEANS COTTON
The following were the ruling prices in the
exchange today:
Tone, easy; middling. 4oc, steady. -
Open. High Low. Sale. Close Close
Jan. =. 80. 90 80. O3 80. 40 80. 40 81. 40 80. 80
Mch. >. 80. So 80. SO 81 SO 81 90 81. SO 80. 81
May :. 40. so 1910 40. 10 40. 80 49,. 4o.35
July :. 37.7o 10 81. e7 37.1O 37.10 37.4o
Oct. :. "a. 80 "a. 80 "a. IA 34.17 34.14 34.5s
Dec .. 80. 10 SO. 10 SO. 05 80 10 1912 1888
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MOVING PICTURE BUSINESS
MAKE MONEY FAST-Small capital buys
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Easy payments. No experience required.
Openings everywhere. Catalog free. Mon
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In the Peach Belt
47-ACre Farm, $500

II ]ANIN Ol 2113 p wv
CLOSE to leading winter resort, near Il. r.
station all conyeniences; "a acres produc-
tive fields, remainder wire fenced; stream
watered pasture and wood; peaches, grapes;
cottage, spring water maple shade, delight
full yiew W. barn M. surrounding farms worth up
quick buyer, $1,500, easy terms. Details
page 50 Strout's Catalog Farm Bargains SO
States. copy free. STROUT FARM AGEN-
CI, 255-BA Gambler Annex, Atlanta, Ga.
FARM FOR SALE-In miles of town on
highway; daily mail; 100 acres in cult
walton, dwelling and barns; several bearing
pecans and orange trees; lands fertile; fine
for general farming and live stock; church
and school facilities; good and perfectly
healthy; some fine yellow pine timber, at
$40 per acre. Timber and improvements
worth considerably more than the price
asked. n. Fl. Green, Branford, Fla.
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LONDON, May 24.--The stock exchange
here and the Liverpool exchanges are closed
today, Victoria day.
AMERICAN COTTON AND
GRAIN EXCHANGE
COTTON QUOTATIONS
The following were the opening. highest
lowest, close and previous close quota'
tons on the American Cotton and Grain
Exchange of New York:
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ATLANTA SPOT COTTON
FOREIGN MARKETS CLOSED

Atlanta spot cotton .....42.Ooe
Receipts ...' IL
Shipments 90. OF
Stocks -. ... e. ..'zV''oS
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SPOT COTTON MARKET

SPOT COTTON MARKET
Atlanta, steady, 42.05c.
New York, quiet, 40c.
New Orleans, steady, 40c.
Philadelphia, steady, 40.25c.
Galveston, steady, Ale.
Montgomery, Ale.
Norfolk, steady, 40.50c.
Savannah, steady. 42c.
st. Louis. steady, 41c.
Houston, steady, Acc.
Memphis, steady, 40.6oc.
Augusta, steady, 41.75c.
Little Rock, steady, 40.25c.
Dallas. steady. 10000.
Mobile, steady, 4O50c.
Charleston, steady, 40.50c.
Wilmington, steady, 4Oc.
Rosfon steady. 41c,
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GENUINE Porto Rico potato slips. Imme-
date shipment. soc per hundred. $3.50
per thousand. Postage paid n. P, Cotton
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The St. Joseph observer., 1920-12-04
1T BRANDS HIM
The Sc, Louis Post-Dispatch Charges
Bryan With Deserving the Party
That HonoIpd Him Much.

Don't quote me as voting the DEM
ocratic ticket" Mr.. Bryan is reported
to have said to newspaper men at
Kansas City. The inference, Of course,
ticket, though he lacks the candor
and moral courage % state what tick
ct he will support.
But it is hardly supposable that Mr.
Bryan's desertion will be permanent
That is too much luck for the demo
cratic party to hope for, The man
who led the democratic party 20 three
crushing defeats will be back again,
seeking the honor a fourth time. and
reading everybody out OF the party
who presumes to question the divine
right Of his leadership; not only read
ing them out Of the party but brand
ing them as heretics, traitors. rene
gados and the corrupt tools OF Wall
street.
How successful Mr.. Bryan may be
in his future selfish, personal designs
canuot be forecast. But many Will
remember his treachery TO the party
TO which he owes his distinction and
wealth, and his darker tcoachery TO
the noble cause that party has cham
pioned in the present campaign.
That cause has been world peace.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-12-04

law, that said plaintiff has commence
ed her suit in this court against said
defendants by petition and affidavit,
the object and general nature #
which is To quiet the title I'm plaintiff
ana against said defendants iu the fol-
lowing described real estate situated
iu Buchanan County. Missouri. tO-vit:
Beginning al the Northeast corner
Of Block twcuty-ei-ht "a EuliduuS's
Addition, an addition 10 the city Of
st Joseph, Buchanan County. MIS-
souri, thence West one hundred fe,
more or less 20 the alley: thence
South Furty-slN and Ors-haIf feet:
thence East one hundred feet more
or less to the intersection OF Sixth
street, thence North Furry-stX and
one-ha.t feet TO the place Of bo-iuniuA
That said petition alleges that
plaintiff is the owner Of said real -s-
tate and that said defendants claim
some rI-ht or title thereto aS a,irs uf
William Z. White, deceased. adverse
TO the title of plaintiff. that unless
said Flora Dibhle and Charles l.. pIo-
bic. her husband, Robert ~. White
and Nellie White, his wife. John
George White, shall appear al the
next term %. court, 10 us ht-uu and
held in the court house uf So. Joseph.
buchanan County Missouri. ON The
81 day 90. January. 1921. vU Ur before
the third day Of said term t0 answer
plaintiffs petition, the sam. will lie
taken FOR confessed as 10 them and
iudgment rendered ucooriiuE.y. Il is
iuTtHtr ordered that copy OF this
order Dee published In The -. Joseph
Observer "A newspaper published in
the CITY of 81 Joseph. buchanan
County. Missouri four weeks sue
crsS.No'y, the last insertion yf which
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-12-04

"By Gum, Chuck Deal and Jee
Gosh are in earnest, serious confer
ence every time they can catch a
time when Doc Grassland is not
around, for Jerusalem Rather Alive
| is a troublesome article and especial
ly to Chuck Deal since he rolled that
gentleman for delegate-at-larGe to
Chicago. The great worry with
Chuck Deal now is that he may not
get in his say as to the conduct of
the prosecuting attorneys office, and
he and BY Cum together are making
Perry's dreams at night not very
reStful. / just feel sorry for Perry;
his looks these days sure get my
sympathy for old Perry is such a
good fellow and just don't want to
have Chuck Deal sore nor does he
want to have any Of his other repub-
lican friends hurt and Jee Gosh
stands by just in the ofiIng like a
black cloud of disaster and Perry
sure is in a bad fix. Course Perry
ought to just tell them to 80 to Ger
ah-- well just tell them where to
head in and get OFF at, SO to speak,
but dear Old Perry just don't have
the heart 20 90 it, and SO he IS up in
the air and in suspense and we will
! all just have to endure It until he
comes down and gets his nerve. In
| the meantime il my suggestion TO
send Chuck Deal to Liberia could be
| accepted it would help relieve the
situation; but don't bu,d up any
hopes on that, Perry, for you have
to take your office two months be-
/ fore Harding will have a chance 10
| dispose Of him and we will have 10
! just worry along with him until then.
There are several Sundays between
now and then on which We will have
to read his droolinEs entitled Notes
by the way but find they are pret-
| ty good TO go TO sleep on and l think
we can manage to get by for a while
longer, and just wait for Harding to
| get him out Of our way"
SAM THE COOK
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-12-04

by wire and ascertains II the sup
ply is still available and, If so, 70
send along the number of hands
wanted The same procedure ap-
plies to placing surplus labor, Ap7
piicants for work are placed as
near home as possible, unless they
desire to go further afeld.
That the service is appreciated
and successful is shown by results.
In the four week period, Sept. 18th
to Oct. End of this year, S9,205 ap,
plicauts asked for work, 53,70l EN-.
ployers asked for workers and
1906 applicants were placed IN
permanent employment besides
many placed in casual jobs. A
great part Of Canads's army has
been re-established in civil life
through the aid of this service
which has been a potent factor in
the economic resdjustment Of the
Domirirn. from war conditions.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-12-04

According to the Joplin Globe,
"Uncle" George Leval. Mlssouri's last
known veteran OF the Mexican war,
cast his ballot in the recent election
in the same precinct in Mokane, in
which he has voted for the past sew
enty years. Mr.. Leval enlisted in the
Voltiguess regiment, a New York unit
in the Mexican war, in lS47, when he
was 22 years old, at White Sulphur
Springs, Va, He served under Gen
eral Scott and was shot through the
head, losing an eye, near Vera Cruz.
He was born November ., 1925. Ac-
cOrdtng to the records OF the adjutant
generals office he IS the only veteran
of the Mexican war now living in Mis-
souri,, except one other, Capt James
Ewing OF Hopkins.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-12-04

Canada has taken the employ
ment problem by the horns and Is
making that unruly thing behave.
Canada is a big country. Her
distances are magnificent, but not
so to the man who has travelled far
10 seek work that rumor says is
waiting and then finds the vacancy
filled. Private employment agencies
ore none too particular about aseer-
tanning whether their patrons will
get work. A call comes in for a
certain number Of men, that num-
Der Is sent without taking into con-
sideration the possibility that sew
eral other agencies may he filing
the same demand. Result rs disap-
pointment for the men, a glut Of
labor at one point with, very likely,
resultant shortage at another.
Caneda's solution was to abolish
private agencies and to establish a
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-12-04

free governmental service. Seventy
five bure" us, strategically placed in
every province, we're opened right
across the Dominion. These are in
daily touch with each other and
with headquarterJ Office in Ottawa.
The superintendent Of any pro-
vincial bureau is fully conversant
with the employment situation in
every other province.
These bureaus receive appiica-
tions from employers and en-
ployees- The superintGndent's first
task is TO square the local situation
to fill the needs OF local employ
ers and to provide Jobs for local
workers In their own district. II
he has not enough applicants on his
list to fill local needs, he looks over
tie lists OF the nearest bureaus.
Should bureau No. show an avail
able supply OF the particular labor
wanted, he gets in touch With No. z
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-12-04

Among other very juicy pieces of
pie to be dishcd out by the republi-
cans is the office of United States
district attorney Many have men
toned Hon. Merrill E. Otis for this
position, and | would be glad to see
my friend Otis so honored There is
worthy and moro able to fill the po-
sition crcditably than Otis OF course
we democrats remember how well he
served as first assistant prosecuting
attorney and he showed then his
ready and keen mind to quickly meet
any situation, for instance; when the
breaking up of the ice trust was put
up to the prosecuting attorney and he
referred the matter to his first as
atoly without the slightest hesitation
said he would be glad to talk with
any citizen about the suppression Of
the ice trust and invited them to call
on him provided they would call pre-
pared to make an affidavit. why,
! yes, we remember that, but that GER
tainly will be mark of qualification
| for the high office of United States
/ district attorney, but alas for all us
! democrats who like Merrill and his
! republican friends too, the bunch iii
charge of things here got in bad. and
lie is doomed if he should try for tlIc
| honor. 1t might happen that Merrill
would have a chance If John Alhus
will interest himself i'm his c1se, for
John was a Lowden man and BY Gum
and Jee Gosh, with help of Chuck
Deal, and Doc Grassland, rolled John
and made a very virtuous highly in
| dignant protest against Lowden and
what they called his slush fund in
this state. Now It so happens that
Lowden is in the position of biggest
man in the country with the next ad-
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-12-04
SAM THE COOK
CONTINUED from Page Four)

Ohio, where they have owned the
street railway and electric power
plants the electric light rate has been
Tor several years cents per kllowatt
hour as against 10 cents charged US
In st. Joseph, and the car fares were
cents before the war, and during
the war the city commissioners rails
ed IL to &c thinking this would be re-
quired on account of the increase I'm
price of supplies and labor, but at
end of the first year there had ac-
cumulated such a large surplus over
tho city commissioners voluntarily
reduced the fares back to &c and
there it has remained, while i'm St
Joseph under private ownership we
are paying &c and fighting continual
1y to keep thcm from holding us up
for 10c. Under the new constitutional
amendment st. Joseph can now bond
itself for as much as $15,OOO,O0O and
within that limit we can take over all
the public utility companies, and
what man will object to it? We are
paying it over and over in the extor-
tionate rates charged and the taxes
will not near equal the saving TO the
citizen in his annual expense account.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-12-04

ALREADY the republicans are say
ing they will have to raise the taxes
instead OF reducing them. Oh no!
hey hum! say; you yelling, hollering
wild-eyed tax dodgers, who were cuss-
ing the democrats so Justify just be-
fore the election and clamoring for a
change in order TO get your taxes re-
duced; now amt that just awful?
You jumped from the frying pan into
the fire. didn't your YOu'll be yell
ing for another change right away,
no doubt, but you can't get any
chance for one for four years. and /
hope they will just stick you good
and plenty, darn you, for you voted
for it, and ought TO like it, and maybe
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-12-04

''The gentlemen who are to serve
as assistants in the office of prosecut-
ing attorney of this county next term,
have not been publicly announced as
yet and it seems that Perry is 'wab-
bling on the gudgeon. l knew that
Perry was naturally slow, but l had
sized him up as being courageous and
determined in his ways when once he
had made up his mind on any matter.
But By Gum and Jee Gosh are acting
rather uppish with Perry about the
matter. and Perry seems all a trem-
BILE and seems to be wondering where
am l at Why those fellows actual
Iy think they own Perry and are con-
fidently expecting to tell him what
to do. BY Gum, you know, comes
from a very shrewd and smooth as
sociation. His advisers, the distin-
guished wise and alert manipulators
behind the scenes who on occasion
are democrats and tell democratic
officials who to appoint and what to
do even though they oppose the said
officials when they are candidates,
through the agile and wiry By Gum.
go right ahead with the same sort of
program when Republicans are elect
cd. The prosecuting attorneys office
In a very important one from the
standpoint OF both money and poll
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-12-04
ADMINISTRATIONS NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that Letters
Of Administration, upon the estate II
Jacob q. Thompson, deceased. have
heen granted TO the undersigned, h.
the Probate Court of Buchanan
County Missouri bearing date of the
5th day OF November. 1920.
All persons having claims AGAINST
said estate are required 10 exhibit
them 20 me for allowance. within six
months from date of said letters, or
Jhey may be preCluded from any
benefit of such estate; and If said
claims be not exhibited within one
year from the date OF the publication
of this notice, they Will be forever
barred
A true copy. Attest:
FRANK A. EWING,
(ScaD Administrator.
Fred 81. Wanger, Clerk OF Probate.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-12-04
go. $500
nRnER IE pg-4s ALTON

In the Circuit Court of Buchanan
County Missouri, 10 the January
Term, 1921.
Katherine Ozenberger. Plaintiff
vs..
Flora Dhbie and Charles /. Dib-
be. her husband. Robert =.
White and Nellie White, his wife,
John White aud NAue White, his
vie, George White "a siu-i" man,
William a. White and Henrietta
White, his wife, A.meia White,
widow ,.........,,.. Defendants
ORDER OF PUBLICATION
Now al this day comes the plaintiff
by hor attorney and IL appearing to
the satisfaction OF the Court by affi-
day.t that the defendants, Flora Dib-
BILE and Charles L. plbblc, her hus-
band, Robert +. White and Nellie
White, his wife, John White and Mile
White, his wife, and George White DO
not reside i'm the state of Missouri
and that personal service OF summons
cannot be had on said defendants in
the state of Missouri, II Is ordered
that said residents defendants he
notified ~ publication, as required by
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-12-04
THE BOY TALKED SUCH POOR
ENGLISH

A woman took her little. son Willie
to see the animals at a circus not long
ago. Willie had looked I'm silent awe
at the monkeys, giraffe, kangarous and
the various other animals. When
they came to the elephant. Wllle
could hold in no longer:
Now, amt he hell Of a big 'un.
Maw?"
His mother was horribly shocked,
and Immediately turned him over her
knee. gave him a couple OF cracks
with her hand and said:
How many times do have to tell
you never TO say 'aiA't?"