The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1920-10-12
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So far the right of suffrage does
not seem to have interfered in any
appreciate way with the normal
progress of the wedding march.
A headline says, "Why Work."
The fellow who can tell the world
how to get by without it is the man
| 1T has been waiting for for the last
| twenty centuries.
Decreased consumption of coffee
is blamed for the failure of a New
York Coffee Company, but we
haven't heard of any of the raisin
growers reserving room at the
poor house.
! Harding's heckler has sued for
| 100000 damages for false arrest,
but he ought to be willing to make
a compromise based on the value of
the publicity he has gained.
The Supreme Court of the Unit
ed States having decided that women
must tell their ages if they desire.
to vote, estimates of the women's
vote in the November election will
have to be revised downward.
lone dollar per bushel is enough
| for any farmer to charge for wheat"
cold Conofnr Ho ,din~ on tho Aoo,.
Congress. The farmers of Kentucky
ought to express themselves fOrcibly
! when it comes time to cast their
man who made such an absurd state
ment, is entered.
The slogan of the money dig
gers" raising that $15,O00,000 fund
| for the Republican campaign.
Get The Money Boys" ought now
to be changed to "Got The Money,
Boys" with the additional words,
"And About to Trade for The Pres
idency, Boys!"
We can't fathom why some Dem
Ocrats want William Judas Bryan to
make speeches in behalf of the party.
The Democratic party hasn't recover
ed from the speeches he made in the
past. Bryan still insists he is :,
Democrat, but what peeves us will:
| him is that he keeps on telling it OF.
us!
Some Of these poor tired Paris
business men are going to be phys
| ical wrecks by the time they gel
through explaining the political
situation to the female voters in
the family They will eventually
conclude that the problem of 'How
old was Ann" was childish play i'll
comparison to The new problem pre-
sented by woman suffrage.
The covenant of the League Of Ma
tions is omitted from the Republi-
can campaign textbook because it is
"too long" or mot interesting"
The covenant is not lengthy doc
unent-jt takes less than ten pages
of the Democratic textbook 1t is
about as much as ten pages of ali
ordinary novel. Steps are being
every American voter to obtain a
COpy VI lHC COFCHduC VI the LCdS uS
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If the well-meant efforts of Sec
retary-Manager Hacker and the
members of the Paris Commercial
Club are upheld and sustained by /
the people Of Paris, this city may
shortly expect to appear before the
world under the cOlOrs that are
rightly hers. Accepting the satisfac-J
ton of those who have I'll alongd
been satisfied with the quality, Wei
have yet felt that such quantity or
business push as we have ought not
to be too modestly hidden. /
Not day too soon reaSOnableneSS
begins to appear in the coal sltua-1
ton and the spirit of give-and-take.
to prevail. Can it be that the opera
tors and miners both were becoming
alive to the truth that the public
stock of patience was becoming ex-I
hausted; that the public temper was
growing ragged, and that to neglect
the warning sign hung hung out by
falling prices and their object les
son to those who go too far was to
court reprisals? 1t is question:
for psychologists and we are not in
that class.
We refuse firmly and positively
to become "het up" over the APP
preaching Presidential campaign.
With all due respect to Christian
ity as it is spoken, and gentleman
,iness as it is practiced, somebody in
this present campaign is the darnd-
est liar that ever lived-not even
exceeding the late lamented Anna
Mas. Whatever happens, or who
ever wins, the world will continue
to revolve on it's axis and humane
beings persist in making fools OIL
themselves. !