Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-01
aDoEs THE WORK." iowAN DE.
IS CLARES.
Was All Run Down After An Attack
Of Nothing Seemed To
Help Him.

Help Him.
eff ever man felt like he had been
made new, I'm that man." said Emil
Gnekow, a well known carpenter liv-
ing at 1903 South 4th street, Burl-
I ington, Iowa, in telling of the bene-
fits he has derived from the use of
Tanlac, recently.
Last winter" he continued, II had
a case of the Flu which came near
knocking me out entirely and left me
in such bad shape that wasn't
worth nickel so far as work was
concerned. My stomach and kidneys,
which had bothered me most all my
life, got very much worse, and my
nerves were in the worst kind Of
fix. All last summer / could scarcely
sleep or get any rest, and it seemed
that nothing would help me to get rid
of my troubles and give me any
strength.
SWell, l got Tanlac, after reading
what others said about it and / don't
know what it is, but there's something
about it that certainly does the work.
have never seen or heard of any,
thing like it. have taken three bot
ties now and, honestly, don't feel
like the same man. l have not only
gotten over that rundown condition,
the Flu left me in, but my stomach
and kidneys, which had been out of
order SO long, never bother me any
more. / can eat just anything want
and my nerves have never been in bet
ter shape. can lie. down at night
and sleep like log, never waking up
one time, and am feeling as we'll as
if had never been sick day. So
have the best of reasons for praising
Tanlac and if could talk with every
body personally, who is suffering like
did, would certainly advise them
to try it."
Tanlac is sold in Missouri Valley by
r. w. Harvey; in Mondamin by H. A.
Scarr; in Logan by Jos. CAVITY. and
in Dunlap by r. S. Satterlee.
Economy can be carried too far,
and no one should try to be saving of
soap and handkerchiefs.
A man is as old as he feels, and
woman is as old as her photograph
taken Is years ago.
One finds great deal of earnest
ness at prayer meetings and poker
games, and also some fourflushing at
both.
J A marriage license was issued in
Omaha yesterday to Arthur Mayes
of Omaha, and Crissie Perkins of this
city.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. w. E. Owens en-
tertained fourteen children and grand
children at Christmas dinner. A fine
: time was had by all.
t The Misses Vanie and Madge Dcs-
sert of Omaha spent Christmas here
with relatives and friends.
S A breach Of promise suit is usually
4 based upon the presumption that tn,
man has the money.
g If musical jag can't organize ,
h quartette, the chances are he will
d sing a solo.
Il No man should carry pipe that i
strong enough to walk alone,
e A dog bowling at night is enough
5. to make any man superstitious.
: Americans do fairly well consielre
ing that they eat pie and cheese to
r gether.
IS The way some men save for rain,
y day, you would think they are figur
ing on flood.
a, When a politician retires from tn
m game, the voters are apt to hav
y something to do with it.
ID A mean man is one who keeps on
brand Of cigars to smoke and anothe
se kind to give away
&c The one cent stamp carries muc
N. stuff a long way, in view of the fac
II. that it's destination is the waste bias
Of ket.
A man who eats too much has n
m right to complain that he feels toug
lie and should have three vacations
90 year.
s. One nice thing about the newspl
per business. is the willingness of e,
erybody to tell you how to run it.
Of course we should all be as hal
u Ply as kings, and, considering whs
d. kings are up against, perhaps we ar
When Father was boy he thre
* up his heels and whinnied like hors
ry but today's by runs around like q CT
M, and honks.
as If the average American could di
MS pense with the idea that he is expec
1T ed to keep up with his neighbors
would get along much better.
lily Another sign of the decadent a,
me into which we are drifting, is Il
safety pin is now used as often
keep mems socks up as it is to ke,
a baby's britches on.
est Speaking about those "Stop, Lo
led and Listen" signs, man stops, loo
St for time. then gets marriage licen
las and hikes IN the church aisle, al
yer meekly listens the rest of his life.
If John Howard Payne were livil
"a in an American CITY today ha wn,,