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Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1920-08-19
Heti Krdnika.
Rigmusokba szedte: O. Ke.

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Rakovebicses" j6 reggelt,
Icy mondana az angol,
Konnyii 6nnek. szerkeszto ur:
Mert tengerben lubickol.
En- diihonlben belekotnek
Akarmilyen feregbe,
Merit hogy ensis nyaralok, s6t;-4,
Lubickolok meregbe'!
Ugy lit hagyott, mikent Scent Pal
A bocskoros olahot, Z - ~
Pedig Mi lit tortenik:
Olyan csodat mem latott!
Semmi sincs a rendes helyen,
Minden 0ssze-vissza van,
Ugy neg XII a redakci6:
A mire ait mondjak: fan!
Mem talalom a tollamat,
A ceruza is eltiint,
Az iroda alto elott
Kiabalnak oda kiint.
Halo Daki, hol az ollom?
Most volt lit az asztalon,
/, Ezzel rendetlenseggel
Mindig annyi a bajom!
Hol van "a kezirat papir:
Mivel irjakg hogy irjaks
AIT sem tudom, hogy. dih6mben
Nevessek-e vagy sirjak?
Hat mi van az ir6geppel?
A szalagja elszakadt, =
Halo, Gertrud! y Civ mi rib
bon -
| Mert szivem meghasad!
Halo, mister, SOL egy ember,
lit van a. szekeszt5 ur?
.1
Nincsen kerem, 8 "bicsben"
| Mostan hullamokat tur!
Mister O. Ke., sz6lt most Emma,
"Wen koms Nim6 bek agent"
= Adjon listen ,sz6l komolyan
Egy hatalmas Macy legeny!
Long disztansz telefon szolal,
Hol a miszter Nemenyi
Clevelandbol keresi regen
Baratja a Remenyi.
Cseng a mask telefon is:
"Aj want szi the editor"
Mem lesz nekem soha nyugtom
Vagy hogyha lesz, hat mikor?
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1920-08-19

ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS NS 0LA*l OSJ uCH
miikodve azon igyekezett, hogy az
idegen nyelvii csoportok Leg
ujabb es legpontosabb felvilago-
sitast kapjak jovedelmi ad6ra
vonatkoz6lag.
Meg sokkal fontosa5b dolog
volt az, hogy ez az iroda szamta-
Ian esetben terjesztette olyan ese-
tex bizonyitekait az ad6hivatai
ele, ahol a torveny es annak hely,
telen magyarazata meg mem erde
melt nehezsegeket haritott az idc-
'genek vallaira. H6napokon ke-
resztiil jartak Foreign Language
Information Service (az idegcn-
nyelvdeknek felvilagositast ado
szolgalat) kepvisel6i az ad6sze-
d6khoz egyes eseteket szorgal-
mazva es felvilagositva az adohi-
vatalt az idegenek bajair6l. Ezec
es ezer esetben allitotta XII maya
az iroda kervenyeket es vitte
Westinghouse, ahol az illet6knek
rovidesen kiutaltak az igaztala-
null behajtott osszegeket
Nemcsak maganosoknak, haneln
egesz nemzetisegi csoportoknak
is Macy szolgalatokat tett fent-
emlitett iroda, Nemregiben az
iroda igazgatosaganak tudomasa-
,ra jutott, hogy egy orszagnak az
alattvaldi, mely orszag azel6tt
Oroszorszaghoz tartozott, mem re
szesulnek azokban kivaltsagoE
ban, melyekhez a t0rveny szerint
joguk yolna. Az igazgatosag
azonnal osszegyiijtotte az esetre
vonatkoz0 0sszes adatokat, be-
terjesztette azokat a foadohiva-
talhoz Washingtonban es tiz nap
ra ra megjelent az adohiyatal ha
tarozata, mely utasitotta az ado
szedoket, hogy adjak meg azon
orszag alattvaloinak mindazokat
a jogokat es kivaltsagokat, me
lyeket a torveny szamukra eloir.
Nagyon sok esetben ugy leg
magasabb ad6hivatlnokok. mint a
helyi ad6szedok a Foreign Lam
guage Information Service-hes
fordultak az iroda Washington
kepviseloje utjan, ha az idegen-
nyelva lakossaggal akartak vala-
mi rajuk vonatkoz6 hatarozatot
tudatni.
Miutan a f6adohivatal. 6szinte
ohaja, hogy a torvenyt minden-
kire igazsagosan alkalmazzak, fell
kerte EFT az irodat, hogy ertesitse
az ad6hivatalt minden olyan eset
r6l, melyben helytelenul jartak el
az idegenekkel szemben es ada
tudtara, ha j0vedelmi ado tor
venyek alkalmazasaban valaml
valtoztatast talal sziiksegesnel1.
Ennek k0vetkezteben aztan For
eign Language Information Serv-
ice, amint tudomasara jut, hogy
valakinek nehezsege tamad a j0-
vedelmi ado k0riil. azonnal ertesiti
arr6l az ilIetekes hat6sagGkat4
akik igyekeznek legjobb tudasuH
szerint elsimitani zavarokat.
Az elmult masfel ev alatt ezer-
szamra kezelte ez az iroda a leg
kiil0nbozobb jovedelmi ado esete-
ket, ugy, hogy mem igen fordul-
hat elo olyan eset, melyben tana-
csot ne tudna adni. Az idegen-
nyelvi ujsagokat ertesitette az
iroda a j0vedelmi ado torveny
legcsekelyebb valtozasair6l is Is
sikerilt elernie AIT, hogy ma mar
mindenki tisztaban van legalabb
is a torveny alapszabalyaival.
Ma mar csak bonyolultabb esetek-
ben fordulnak az idegenek az iro-
dahoz, ami mindenesetre SIAM
talan ere vonatkoz6 ujsagcikk-
mex koszonheto.
Az Egyesult Allamok kormanya
mindenkor kesz igazsagot szoi-
galtatni mindenkinek es ait hisz-
SILK, meg is mutatta mem egy
acnfhpn horyha t2vo1Scf ra u,y
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1920-08-19
A VERHoVAY-TAGOK

Is ICY gondolkoznak 3 exert
egyre NO koz0ttiik az elegedetlen-
seq. Ugy halljuk, hogy a keleti
allamokban levo Verhovay-fiokok
koz0tt komoly mozgalom indult
meg a bajok orvoslasara exert
legk0zelebb gyiilesre is jonnek
0ssze. Novel; az elegedetlensege.
az is, hogy a kozponti tisztikar
szinte pazarloan sz6rja az egylet
penzet bizonyos esetekben. A
Verhovayak Lapja peldaul eddig
kethetenkint, tehat 26-szor jelenr
meg egy evben. Szerkesztoje ka-
pott evi 1000 dollar fizetest. A
mostani konvencio 6ta csak ha-
vonkint egyszer, tehat egy evben
12-szer jelenik meg a lap, az vi
szerkesztonek megis 5000 dollar
evi fizetest, a hirdetesekb0l pedig
30%-ot szavazott meg a kozponti
tisztikar, tehat korulbeliil 1000
dollart evente. En- magam is lei
kes hive vagyok annak. hogy a
szellemi munkast is j6l meg kell fl
zetni, de mar IL ujsagert 1000
dollart megis busas fizetesnek
tartok! Icy nondjak a tagol<s sis;
a kiknek roppant kellemetlen q
Zambory- -Neuwald after is. inert
tartanak tole, hogy abb6l is csak
az egyletnek lesz perkoltsege S
mem hajland6k fizetni csak azert,
inert a tisztikar b0keziien jutal-
mazza Zamboryt apro szolgalatai-
ert. Sx6vel viharos felhok gyiile-
keznek a Verhovayaknal j6 lesz
gondoskodni a villamharit6rol!
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1920-08-19
A BRIDGEPORT"

ucVu cS DRUG SPcI tUdIt, OOlI.,
megjeleno laptarsunk irta a fenti
ket igaz es 6szinte megfigyelest
nehany hettel ezelott. Csakis az
ert kozoljiik lie most ezt a ket
hirt, inert az iro joslasokba bo-
csatkozott es mi AIT varjuk, hogy
kinek lesz igaza? A joslasok be-
kovetkeztek, ami nemcsak az ir6-
max adott "kreditet," de sajnos
a Verhovay egyiet tisztikaranalz
helyzetet, hogy szolidan fejezziik
XII magukat, kisse zavarossa tette.
A New Jersey allambeli 0sszes
Verhovay fiokok ugyanis megtar-
tottAk szobanforgo gyiilest, a
melynek eredInenye az volt, hogy
Zambory Sandornak, . "verho-
vayak Lapja" szerkeszt0j 0jenek
azonnali felfiiggeszteset kerik a
kozponti tisztikartol. Ilyen ira
nyu hatarozatot hozott mar tobb
fiok is, de a helyes hangot csak a
Youngstown 108-ik fiok talalta
el, a mely az alapszabalyolra va
10 hivatkozassal a feliigyel0 BIZ
zottsag ele utalja az iigyet. A
feliigyel6 bizottsag alapszabaly-
szerii k0telessege az iigyet tiizete-
sen megvizsgalm Is ha q vad be-
igazol6dik, ak11or el kell mozdi-
tani q s5erkeszt0t az allasab6l. Adj
dig tehat senlxi fianak nincs joga
barmi neven is illetni a xzerkesz-
tot, a mig vad be mem igazol6-
dix, inert hiszen akkor barH ell
kerssztelhetn6 AIT, q kire harag-
szik, q hogy neki tetszik. ARA
val6 . bir6sag, hogy itslkezzen ss
az iteletst nekiink tudomasu1 ksll
venniink.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1920-08-19
A "VERHovAyAK
T.ApIA,,

augustus 15-iki sz6ma is meg
jelent, de meg mindig mem va
gyunk okosabbak. AIT hittiik,
Arizona republican., 1920-04-04

HERBERT s. PRINCE co.
 REALTORS
 II WEST ADAMS ST It 10 ACRES, l mile south of Cashion. Bargain. Phone 461s. m FOR SALE-Fine building lot with shade. South First avenue, $575. Cash $500 terms Phone SS09 or SIT N. End street
Arizona republican., 1920-04-04
For Sale-Real Estate

40 ACRE TRACT NORTH EAST IN ELEGANT LOCA- TON. THIS PIECE IS NOW ALL IN COTTON AND CAN BE BOUGHT AT A REASON ABLE PRICE.
Arizona republican., 1920-04-04
Acre Home

HOMESTEADS on which you can get flood water and make good grain crops. Do not forget our relinquish- ments and school leases. Some real buys.
Arizona republican., 1920-04-04

120 ACRES OF THE BEST SANDY LOAN LAND IN THE VALLEY. ALL CLEAR OF JOHNSON. OLD ALFAL- "A; PLANTED TO COTTON: $500 AN ACRE: S1S,000 WILL HANDLE OR S12.000 WILL HANDLE 100 ACRES. O'RARR & PINNICK-
Arizona republican., 1920-04-04
For Sale-ReaI Estate

BEAUTIFUL APARTMENT HOUSE SITE-Lot 1O0x140. corner of Jefferson
 street and 17th avenue, across from
 the capitol. Can be purchased from
 the owner at a bargain. Half cash,
 balance to suit. Address P O. box
 1235. Phoenix If
Arizona republican., 1920-04-04
Wanted-Real Estate
HURRY MEN. HURRY

HURRY MEN. HURRY
 Who will pay me $500 per acre for 320 acre homestead. Paradise valley. Will take good car in deal. Box S2Z, Republican 160 ACRES Deer valley land. $35 per acre. Box S6Z. p
Arizona republican., 1920-04-04
FINE STORE

Choice location. long lease. s75 a month: stock invoice about s5.000 Terms to responsible parties. F. NJ Ward. St. Francis Hotel. It
Arizona republican., 1920-04-04

A VERY WELL IMPROVED 40 ACRE PIECE NORTH WEST IN GOOD LOCATION. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST IMPROVED PLACES IN THE VALLEY, AN ELEGAN NIT PIECE OF SOIL. AND TT IS IN EXCELLENT CONDI- TON. OWNER HAS PRICED THIS TO SELL. so YOU HAD BETTER SEE US.
Arizona republican., 1920-04-04
Sunday-Monday April Bargains Why Pay Rent?


 $30o0 NORTH HIGH SCHOOL Four rooms. nearly new. four love " rooms, on nice lot, walking distance down town; half cash.
 S3500 WEST ADAMS Five room modern up- to- date new. prettiest home in the city: garage, electric lights. paved street and car line.
 s10.500 KENILWORTH PAVED ST. Eight room, living room. dining room. music. room. sun parlor. large, beautiful kitchen, large den and screen porches, T0x150 lot; owner leaving: will sacrifice on terms.
 s4750, TERMS. NORTHEAST Prettiest six room new brick. beau tiful lot 100x135. nice garage, fruit trees. etc: seven blocks from high school; restricted neighborhood s500O CHICKEN RANCH; EASY
 TERMS
 2ia acres. every kind full bearing fruit: good. large house: good barns and chicken houses: two acres planted to cotton; located on nice street; close in.
 S4o00 TERMS, FIVE ACRES Corner 17th Ave. and Fillmore See us for bargains. No trouble to show property. Four courteous sales men.
 M. F. GREEN REALTY co.
 Commercial Hotel Bldg.
 B S. Center. Phone 1929 Ii
Arizona republican., 1920-04-04
Tor oaie-Keai Estate

FOR SALE-Lot in Wentworth. Third Ave and Westmoreland. Phone
Arizona republican., 1920-04-04

100 ACRES LOCATED N OR T H OF GLENDALE. SANDY LOAN SOIL. AND IT IS ALL READY FOR cor TON NOW. PRICED AT s400 PER ACRE.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21
HIS MESSAGE

= Anarchists Bolshevists, Communists will not be
In accord with the message of John Burroughs TO
the world, given upon the occasion OF his eighty-
third birthday
Said Mr. Burroughs: Keep cheerful and get
more and better newspapers that the world may be
benefited .sr.
More and better newspapers means higher In
teltgence wider liberty of thought and action, nobler
living the assurance of ultimate rational and ever
progressive community peace, prosperity faith, the
development of science and art of education, and a
religion that seeks to make the earth akin to our
dreams of heaven; the dissemination Of beauty, de-
votion to law and order, the glorification OF the
home the practice of justice, the Punishment of pow
erty, crime and disease All this is included in the
Grand Old Mans concise simple message to the world
of today the cropping, struggling selfish, milling
world of men and women. Il
Mr. Burroughs observed his anniversary as usual,
by working in the out of doors. Every day him
nothing of ten of twenty-mile jaunt And few men
have discovered of worth and beauty in their
walks through woods and fields through cities and
villages than has this young-od veteran. Thoreau
and Goldsmith be numbered with this rare
company. But Burroughs is nearer to us. We can
not think of him without thinking robins and
cardinals and woodpeckers and all the lovely flying
tribes; cannot think of him without at the same
time thinking of all the glowing modest flowers
of the fields and woodlands. We think of him
robust, shirt-seeved figure striding through the
gemmed verdancy of the earth, standing in the
doorway at "Sabsides," watching with reverence
the rising or the setting of the
The world needs like John Burroughs.
America yields him reverence, appreciation graft
tude. affection.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21
The "Black Hand"

f (Atlanta Constitution)
John Sharp Williams, senior Senator of Mississippi
in address before joint session of the Legislature
of his State ftngly characterized the little group
willful Wilson-haters in the United States Senate
the poison squad"
The characterization seemed so peculiarly ap-
proprate that The Constitution borrowed it for use
as a caption for editorial approval of Senator Will
liams powerful and patriotic denunciation of the
most brutal campaign of political brigandage that
has been recorded in American history-the Or
ganized Senatorial campaign to humiliae the Presi-
dent.
Now the Louisville Courier Journal, of
leading Democratic newspapers of the nation, with
even more aptly expressive title. In editorial
which reproduce in another column of this page,
styles the little cotere of antiadmnstration acid
throwers "the Senate Black Hand"
The black hand"-what appropriate desig-
nation for group of organized conspirators in what
the CourerJournal declares to be the trag-
edy of tmes-the tragedy of the Senate's DELHI
crate, determined conspiracy of craftsmanship
mated at the cost of Americas honor the world
peace"
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21
NICKITES VOTED IN THE DEMOCRATIC
PRIMARY

The Wickites who endeavorng to capture the
Republican organization in Alaska by eectng Charles
e. Heron Republican National Committeeman are
stressng their claims simon-pure Republicansm at
the present time OF course most of them have not
been Republicans That is well known in Alaska. They
have simply been Wckites and they voted against
the Republican ticket in the Territory in many
Alaska elections Two years ago taking advantage
OF the fact that Republican had filed for the nom
nation for Delegate to Congress Wickersham, the
last minute filed his declaration as the candidate of
that party-running Republican for the first
time in all his six campaigns His following, the
crowd that is now trying to take the Republican
party into camp, including Emery Valentine, their
candidate for delegate to the Republican National
convention. and other leaders, to the primary
election, asked for and voted Democratic ballots.
They voted for William Maloney the Democratic
ticket, against Delegate sulzer for the purpose of
rigging" the Democratic party that 1t would be
beaten by Wickersham the political brigand who had
been everything except Republican until he saw
an opportunity to appropriate the livery of the Re-
publican party.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21
Mines and Miners
Seattle Times)

Seattle TimeS)
The miners of the world well the fields
and factories of the world make good the
es sustained by the world during the war.
AS the chief supply depot for the highly miner
allied of Alaska and the chief port for
very extensive similar in the Pacific North
west, any development along this line matter of
prime Importance to Seattle.
Hence the interest this city feels in the labors
of the InternationaMining Convention, now meeting
in Seattle with delegates from many widely separ-
aed sections in attendance.
Various causes such disruption CT trade connec-
tions delay in resuming manufacturing, dislocated
transportation and civil have adversely affected
the metal markets they have adversely affected all
Others
Nevertheless the future points to a mining re-
vval international in character and affecting every
agency engaged in the production of metals of all
kinds and for all purposes.
In the benefits of this revival, Seattle is certain
to share extensively any other city in the Unit
ed States and the prosperity resulting from profitable
operation big scale in the mining districts must
promote also the prosperity of this community
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21

often they have let agitators and personal politicians
within their ranks dominate them. When Union labor
has gone wrong it has been when the total mem
bership not taking the interest in organization
affairs that it ought 1t is the as it Is with
all self-governing organizations, Industrial political
otherwise when the minority do all the acting and
participate in government there very few mis-
takes made. The average American, no matter what
his station in life is honest patriotic fair we'll
balanced. His fault is that he too often fails to
function citizen member of organization.
However, the United States is large and her
industrial factors so gigantic, interviewer and
complex that sort of court to adjust the diff
ferences between employees and employers, and be-
tween those engaged in different lines of activities
whose decisions would be final should be established
this there should be of both
employers and employees and of the general public
for all interested
If the Railroad Labor Board works right it
will set example that might be followed with
in much wider field.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21
Luke Mcluke Saws

hHN6dnC Gays
IL isn't always sentiment that
makes girl save your love letters.
once in a while you see man
VINO is so pretty that you take a sec
ond look at him to see if he is
carrying a Vanity Case.
US old cusses who can't dance. like
10 Knock the modern dances. But
at the same time, we are envying
the lads who can dance.
when the Other Fellow SAYS nice
things about himself, it is Windy
Dragging. But when you say nice
thlngs about yourself, its a State
ment of Fact.
"A recent movie fillum depicted a
scene in which Daughter was Wash.
ing DISHES at the Kitchen Sink. And
every Mother in that theatre wore a
cynical smile.
We may be a heather Int wa
can't understand why you should
make yourself miserable here on
earth and save all your smiles for
the Future Happiness in the Next
World. We believe that the Lord
mas more use for a Cheerful Sinner
IMAM he has for a Long Faced Saint
NO matter how many love letters
man may get from a girl he
never discovers that she can't spell
until after he marries her.
You know how much noise the
other fellow makes without saying
anything, don't you? Well, why not
keep your own mouth shut?
The preachers tell us that we cant
take our wealth with us when we die
on, well, any time we are called
we'll be light enough to fly.
A man pays little attention tc
what woman wears. 1t is what she
isn't wearing that attracts his eye.
lot of husbands seem to have
/ the idea that as long as you give
your wife swell funeral when SHE
dies, 1t does not matter how you treat
her while she is alive.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21
THE RAILROAD LABOR BOARD AND
SOME POTENTIALITIES

the eyes OF the entire country focused on the
Railroad Labor Board organization composed OF
railway men, railway workers and the general public
provided to adjust differences between railway
employers and employees. 1t is based upon the
theory that was behind the Industrial conference
convened by President Wilson last October which
fruitless. probably because the illness of the
President, and possibly. because the controversies
which pending at that time were too bitter to
permit OF rational cooperation
II The Empire has always favored organized labor
and the principle OF collective bargaining Its only
criticism OF labor organizations has been that TOO
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21

The country is satisfied that Secretary of Agr.
The near approach of Spring is officially indcat-
ed In Nenana by the commencement of preparations
for the annual ice pool, Interior Alaskas classic
sporting event Tickets for the big guessing contest
have already been prepared and being dis
trbuted, and the other arrangements are moving
along rapidly under the general direction of Frank
Doner acting in cooperation with those who were
identified with the movement last year Nenana
News)
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21

While Herbert Hoover has announced that he is
a Republican the only primaries carried for him
have been Democratic. He is the choice of the
Democrats of Michigan and New Hampshire for the
Presidency, and his victory in Michigan after
his announcement that he would accept the Repub-
iican nomination under the proper conditions, but
not the Democratic nomination
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21

1t will not be charged that Mr. Heron voted In
the Democratic party primary two years ago though
most OF his Juneau supporters did so. Mr. Heron
was not In Alaska at the time the primary held
He was at his home in Seattle-or was he in Pitts
ourgh, selling stock in OF his numerous pro
motions?
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21

Judge Wickersham, the real party leader of the
Wickites who trying to capture the Republican
party in Alaska, received but political
nomination in Alaska until two years ago when he
opening to capture the Republican party
without effort He nominated by PRO
gressive Democratic convention in 1914
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21
FORD FLASHES

Cords International Weekly
Full speed ahead is useless unless you know
where you going.
The man who is above his business is out of
touch with success "a
DO everything by System. but never let system
do you.
Every man pays for what he gets in kind
of coin
he who laughs loudest isn't paying the bills
Cut your coat according your credit
Envy kills the envious
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21
His Own Way

Though he's bossed night and day
When his wife nags and rails,
He can get his own way
When he climbs on the scales.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21
No Joke!

Though this little rhyme isn't funny
It's chuck full of truth, I will say
If you made god of your money,
You'd find there's the devil to pay
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21
Let's Feed!

Talking about the dinner bell,
what's the matter with Mrs. ]. w,
Dingledine, of Arcanum, Ohio?
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21
No Joke

you should never argue with a
fool" said the Old Man.
"Why?" asked the Young Man.
Because those who overhear the
argument can't tell which Is the
fool" replied the Old Man.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21

Those who determined the number of wives thai
follow HURT has accumulated must have been using
adding machines in order to announce the results so
quickly
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21

OF course, nobody is really a candidate 1t is
only when duty whispers low, thou must" that
he feels he must prove that he is not a Stacker
washington Post)
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21

In The Poker Game
He's dropped his whole durn wad
poor mutt,
| speak of Artist Land:
ne may be good artist, but
he can't draw a good hand.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21

What you say doesn't amount to anything more
than once out of ten times at bat, but what you
affects somebody every time you do it.-(Cordova
Times.)
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21

We must not judge Wisconsin by Milwaukee La
Toilette lost the primary election in that State
Gently, and Wisconsin will present his name as
candidate for President.
The Alaska daily empire. [volume] (Juneau, Alaska) 1912-1926, 1920-04-21

From his own statement it appears that Mr. Hoov-
is Republican, with reservations interpre-
tative declarations Chicago News)