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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
ELKS CALL FOR
PARADE AUTOS
Needed TO Garry Veterans
Next Monday

rrk- want autos 10 carry Csvn War
veterans In the Memorial day parade.
And they want them bad.
Motorist members OF local % arc
urged 10 pledge use Of their cars with
tho Iriks' parade committee. consist
ing OF otto Wolf. Bert l.. Swcnea.
Norman Il. Coles and Elkan Morgan
stern.
TX service Eitn were requested nj
Thursday nights meeting 10 he on
hand in uniform az tho temple at $50
Monday morning 20 act as escort u
civl War Veterans In the parade.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
To offset the Effects Of
Sum and Wind

---Ayerr Lururta Cream. $50 and st.3s =
tar.
--Daggett and Ram,sen Cream. At Sc.
tse. 75e and ti.2b a jar.
--Meiha Massage Cream. at Ise = tar.
--Hiod's Cold Cream. 600 q tar.
Migrants Mlfkwced Cream. al .<5e and
soc a jar,
--Luror Cold Cream SOC n jar.
--EloayA Cold Cream. at soc a jar.
Toilet Goods. First floor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
Auto Had Bees
in Its Crank Case

DALLAS. Ter. May .s.--F. 3.
Harris. garage mechanic here. FOUND
an automobile he couldn't tinker into
shape. You need an apisristr' he
told tho owner. "your crank oas-'s
20, b-cs In it And r. & was right
Some poor. homeless e~os had found
the crank case a fine hive and flied
IL with honey
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
At $500

Goats regularly $3.50 to s5s.oa. ~
coats. made OF Velour. Polo. Silvertons
and Novelty Checks. They are In fun
length and short sports modeiA Sizes
II, II and l6.
Misses Department. THIRD FsosR.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
Coats for Girls
At $16.5O

Goats regularly s17.5o TO s23.5o. -
Coats, made In the long. loose styles.
also the short models with leather belts
They are of Velour. Serge. Polo, Home
spun and Silyertone. In Rose. Tan
Blue. Navy and Green Sizes 6 TO Is
years
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
At $3.50

Goats regularly $500 10 $500. ~
coats Of Serge. Homespun, Velour. Polo
and Silverflake. Made with large col
lars and pockets. Some are trimmed
with leather. Fun length and short
sport styles. Sizes TO 1s years
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
Offers to Sell
BODY to Scientists

LONDON. May 2S.--Ernest Up
church. n frail looking man. married.
but living apart from his wife. has
offered TO assign his body to what
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
q " ~N' y
Silk Vests
Regularly SS.75
SEAS

ever hospital or institution for scien-
tific research makes the highest bid.
The money Is to be given to the Save
the Children Fund.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
MASONIC DEGREES from 10Th tn

MASONIC DEtiftfstS frurn Twin ID
Goth were conferred on $50 candi
dates ut Scottish Rite temple, iiar'
ward ave. and broadway. Friday.
Lodges from all over the state are
comforting the degrees. Final de
grcos will be conducted Saturday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
Motor Robes


For the Outing Trip
Zine imported and domestic Motor
Robes. In pretty plaitA In a wide
ranr. Of desirable ooiors. All wool
robes, priced as low M 5000 each. and
up 10 $500 each
Donegal hAnd.woven Motor Robes.
made In ireland. from the finest OF
wool yarns In checks and plaids. Mod
crateiy priced at ss2.so zach.
Second Floor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
US. ARMY GOODS
SALE

New and secondhand Army and
Navy Tents and Tarpaullns; all siBss
fii.nsssrg. ''pp Doubts R5,s"' ws 3'' % srss
Blankets. 1900. 1900. tii.oo: very
fire. Full line Of Camping BisnJ ets
White and Gray Wool Sccka Tkc
olive urab Shirt. and coveralia
Young Mems Sweater. wool. 81 90.
Three Oitv. Drab Down Alaska
Mattresses for camping. Pun limo of
bedding New shipment just re-
e.ived. q. Il Army shoes Sios and
easy on the feet Don't overlook
,hsse bargains Yfv~-pound can Il
tho b-st blended Coffee In the
rnited States, 800 . pound. White
War Cotton In five and sir-ponnd
bales. .se a pound. Pine for making
quilts and padding.
Mall orders Taken
81 PACIFIC BUILDING, WITH
FLOOR. SECOND AND
yEsLEU
Teiepheae EIiistt n3s7
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28

Toys. ms n whole, have yielded
larger profits than any other class
Of inventions.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
Motor
Lwmch Kits

--Fourparty Motor Lun h
Kits. with four knives. forks
and spoons. Priced at $i2.0o.
--Six.party Motor Lunch Kit.
Special at $3.50.
Channel Motor Lunch Kits.
Specially priced at $4,000.
--Six-party Sport Model Lunch
Kits. Specially priced at
s25.o0.--Luggage Section. Fifth
Floor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
Girls Separate Skirts
To Be Worn With the Middies
$500 to 500

-rbese Skirts are Of white. full plcated both
with and without the undcrwaist- Also in blue
and khaki Sizes 20 is years.
-Msses Section Third Floor
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
Soaps for the Bath

--Jergen's Violet Glycerine SOAP. SPECIAL
at Csc a box
--Jergen's old fashioned Oatmeal 8oan
three cakes for f0c.
--colgate's all-round Bath Soap, q box
for SOC.
--winiams' jersey Cream Soap. box for
soc.
-Woodbury's Facial Soap. . cake for 33c-
Cashmere Bouquet Soap. at 1oc and 2Sc
"A cake
--Hudnut's Violet Sec Soap. at 1oc and .se
a cake.
-vivandou Msvis Soap. cake for sc.
Toilet Goods, First Floor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28

Khaki Coats. $500 Khaki Skirts. $500
Khaki Trousers. $3.50 Khaki Hats. 10000 175
Khaki Shirts. 1896 Third Floor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
Women's
Fancy Silk Hose
Regularly $500 q Pair
$l.A5

SIX Ho-e Black with vertical stripe.
Navy with whiia. and Cordovan with
whita An sxeH IN tho lot but not
all six~s In each color Regularly priced
at TACO. Special for Saturday at ti.ts
pair. --Firrt Floor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
$3.50 Polo Coating
Specially Priced at
&.95

A beautiful quality in weight that
does not need lining. These polo coatings
are fashionable and practical for motor
wear, sports and all coats thst are sub
jectsd TO hard usage. In four excellent
Heather Mixture combinations. Of Gray,
Tan, Green and Blue. So inches wide.
Sold in regular stock at $3.50 n yard. Spo-
ciai for Saturday at 1896.
First Floor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28
For the Outing

Wonnem's khaki Garments
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28

-Nnsses Section Third Floor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-05-28

500 Munsing Union Suits for quick clear
ance Saturday. Made of fine light weight cot
ton and mercerized Isle thread, in white only.
Short and long sleeves; ankle length. Irregular
quality. Sizes "a to AZ. Special values for Sat
urday.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-01
ABE MARTIN AND NATIONAL CONVENTION.

The Journal has secured the services of Abe
Martin Americas famous humorist TO report both
~ the republican and democratic national conventions
e2' The reports will illustrated by cuts sent us
in advance. The reports will be by wire.
WRS We feel rather proud of ourselves over having
ptured this series of laughs for our readers We
are assured that these reports will be in the usual
mo vein of the great humorst
seesa the following and will await with Joy
these humorous reports:
ss 'Politics is just rotten after another
$500 when a Demmycrat gifts defeated he says his
wife didn't him t run N when a Republican
gifts defeated he says tn people are follern strange
gods.
~ssE 'Irs mighty unfortunate that the burnin' o fall
leaves an the campaign gar have confetin dates
Mi whats become o III ole fashioned uneompro-
rnsin' Republican?
..What we want in this country is elastic cur
rency that'n stretch from Saturday t another
How soon we fergotten-'specally after we
nearly git the nomination fer somethin.
There's somethin' gone wrong with our currency
when you cant buy croquet set without tn neigh
VSors sayin' that fellel'l to want yit'
I I "A willin worker is soon on a committee
"a politician is like umbrella. He's never there
when you want him and if he is he's broke
1T money t be candidate. You have t
buy your wife clothes fer one thing.
"A democrat wuz in town yesterday who didn' want
anything.
"The days gone by when Congressman can
square hisself with package o seeds.
"A temporary CHAIRMAN should De seen II not
heard.
II was just thnkin about tn old Bryan banquets;
wlted lettuce an tr-coored ice cream.
Miss Fawn Lippencut has handsome two
piece votn' suit.
+ 1.-THE cost O. buldin tn Hog Island shipyards
4 sounds very reas onabe t me- says LATE Bud, who
had his car overhauled this week,
at must take lot O. nerve fer anarchist t
stand soap-box
I'VE never saw a hustler that a socialist.
ann dive basc yvhe a KIN
whether she's ben' chased fer her good looks or
her vote.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-01
Upton TIPS

There is at least one man prominent in
Chihuahua warfare whose name we are not
afraid to tackle publicly and among strang-
ers-that of Senior de la o.
"All is tranquil in Juarez today"
Yes but one never knows what manana
will bring.
We have a friend from back east who
pronounces Chihuahua shee- hoo-e hoo-ee.
Q o o
out the ouija--"oui' being the French and
ia" the German.
Rockefeller, Jr., Gives Million to Bap-
tlsts"-headline.
And yet they Say oil and water won't mix.
II begins to look as if the window decora-
tors who have been alternately displaying fur
overcoats and straw hats for the past month
could leave the spring top-peces out for
few days steady.
AT this stage of the baseball season The
Journal wishes to announce that death notices
of their grandmothers submitted by office
bows for publication should be accompanied
by written permission from the grandmother
herself.
Somebody wants to know II Burleson has
had anything TO do with the late arrival of
spring. ..ss 6aa ,ass..sa.. ...s.-.....4 ...a,a
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-01
T0DAY's EVENTS
Celebration of May Dav.

Celebration of May Day.
One hundredth anniversary of
the execution of the Cato Street
conspirators.
Seventy fifth anniversary Of the
organization of the NJ. e. Church,
South.
Twenty-second anniversary of
Dewey's victory over the Spanish
at Manila bay.
The Duke of Connaught, former
governors general of Canada, is 70
years old today.
Rt. Rev. John Hazen White,
Episcopal bishop of South Bend,
celebrates the silver jubilee of his
conservation today.
Major General Henry G. Sharpe,
former quartermaster-g general of
the U. S. army, retires today on
his own application.
Miss Mae Pershing, sister of
General Pershing, is to christen the
steamship Capital of Nebraska, to
be launched today at Mobile.
The Argentine Republic today
will put into effect a new system of
time, based on the meridian of
Greenwich, instead of the meridian
Of Cordoba as at present.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-01
CAS- the People View IT.

others. They look for evil, and
that's what they find.
But my dear Mr.. Ely, why bur
den some other community with
your undesira bles by dumping
them there. Do you mean to say
that the place where these knock
ers land next is the Tophet 10
which you were directing them. /
never could see any fairness in
shifting responsibility in ordinary
cases We who live in other places
than Deming have our knockers, .
and yet we would not be so mean
as to recommend any other hot re-
gion. Some of them might land in
Deming and be good citizens there.
Now, honestly, Mr.. Ely, WHAT do
YOU think of the idea of educating
some of these grouches to see the
good, the true, the beautiful, even
in a Yuma sandsturm and any
other old place where other people
live and thrive. The education fad
is here and a-booming, Why not
try this stunt a while and then re-
port results?
j. j. Clancy.
Springer, New Mexico.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-01

out to see the mountains the sea, TO inger in the
cool spots and get away from conventional life The
most of the tourists revel in the freedom from
restrictions of railway travel time cards, scheduled
movements They come and go when and where
they will as the spirit moves, Independent of hotel
exactious and lead the life of traditional nomad
if they will.
These wandering visitors like the glad hand from
the people. and ask They are always de-
lighted with western fseedom from austerity of man
ner. They constantly comment upon the western
friendly salute and word between persons meeting
on the highways, which is not the custom in the
east, where Formally prevails.
The money auto tourists spend they go is con-
siderable, but let not the commercial consideration
weigh in the minds of the people of New Mexico.
Let us consider the moving Americans as in meas
ure guests, Show them the sources of charm
in the west the delightfulness of life in our loved
cline; direct them to the beauty spots of sunland;
and make them all publicity agents for New Mexico
The average citizen viii not wish to trail through
Europe when he learns of the delights to be had
for him and his family by driving to American
wonderland.
few years ago Americans interested in
promoting the scenic or resort attractions of the
nation evolved the slogan, "See America First
That was before war interfered with the summer
exodus TO Europe. Aside from the 100000 SOL
ders and others who went abroad ION business" for
the last six years our people have been compelled to
confine whatever sightseeing they might do to
America. Thus the campaign calling attention to-
what there is to in land has been greatly
aided by force of circumstances.
In seeing America is not necessarily confined
to the public facilities provided for travel 1t is pos
sible to go far in ones own conveyance, and last
year tens of thousands wandered up and down and
across in their own machines
IT, when facilities increased Americans again
seek Europe in greater numbers than ever before,
they will at least have possessed themselves of al
knowledge of their own land and will be better able
TO appreciate the things to be abroad. since
they already have America.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-01
Critieizcs OFFICIALS For Pardon.

Portales journal: On recommen-
dalton of Judge John 7. Mcclure
and District Attorney Dow of the
Pecos Valley, Park A. Edmondson,
convicted Of cattle stealing, but
who had not begun his sentence,
was pardoned by Governor LARA
zolo before his departure for Hot
Springs, Ark, The officials thought
Edmondson was not hard boiled
but was lied into the offense."
District judges and district at
torneys should make up their
minds as to the guilt, innocence or
probable eXtcnuating circumstances
in criminal cases before the tax
payers are burdened with the eX-
pense of prosecutions; and COVER
nors, who know nothing of the real
facts in criminal convictions should
not be over-lavish with pardons.
The indiscriminate pardoning OF
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-01

Editor Albuquerque Journal:
That editorial statement Of Ely's
of the Deming Graphic, which was
copied, though a little untamed in
its presentation, sounds like music
to our ears. The worthy gentle
man says that those who do not
like sand storms, climate or the
people should go to -.
Bully, And this statement con-
tains a truth that, if adhered to,
would do much to mitigate the
many frictions that play such
havoc in any commonwealth. The
editor might have included in his
category such phenomena as
"MeXicans," or as some choose 10
call them during political spasms,
Spanish Americans
People coming from other places
many times are WOefully lacking IN
the sense of proportion. They never
seem to come to their senses long
enough to realize their environ
ment, consequently they nourish
prejudices and express them via
the knock the country route. They
do not strive to see the good in
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-01
AN EXAMPLE TO PROFITEERS.

The action of Judge Gary head of the Steel
Corporation, in refusing to increase the price OF
steel even though the market warranted it, should
serve as an example to profeers who charging
for their product all that the people will pay Some
Of the steel stockholders indicated that they were
anxious boost prices, take larger proflts ana
charge all that the public would stand. But Judge
Gary and his fellow members on the board of d-
rectors refused surrender to the impulse of Gu
pidity, exhibited by some of the stockholders In
so doing they looked to future rather than the
present, and that the welfare and stability of
their own company depended on the continued pros
perty of the country at large.
Unless the progressive increase in prices is
brought a halt there will some day come crash,
in which the who have squeezed all that they
could from the public when they had the opportunity
will lose most of the money they extorted. When
concern Of national importance, like the Steel
Corporation, has extended its markets to all parts
of the country realizes that if its volume of bust!
~ ness Is TO continue expand it must contribute
the underlying causes that make for national hap
epiness contentmen and prosperity Just as the To-
cal merchant is solcitous for the well-being or his
-patrons in his community, so is the big cos
poraton concerned for the prosperity of the people
~ in its nation wide markets
Rnt the lesser merchant must learn to LOOK to
the future just as the steel company is doinE He
~anust not make the mistake of endangering he per-
1nanence of his business by Selling opportunity
to exort from his customers inord1@te prices that
preSent MAKE possiDe Fills business will
grow as the community grows, and his business viii
eventually suffer Just in proportion he weakens
the buying power of his patrons Moderation is both
x.Nprudent and right
- It is useless to blame labor for demanding ever
Increasing wages long they confronted
with ever increasing living costs. 1t is a time for
= mutual sacrifices and mutual good faith. Avariee
will bring us to ruin 1t is Americas heart that
should get right. for bad heart leads good
head wrong
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-01
EXE0ETOR,S NOTICE.

In the Probate Court of Bernalillo
County, New Mexico.
In the matter of the Estate of Re-
becca L. Menaul, Deceased.
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned was, on the 10th day
of April. 1920. duly appointed
Executor of the estate of Rebecca
l.. Menaul. deceased. by the Pro-
bate Court of Bernalillo County,
and having qualified as such Exc
cutor, all persons having claims
against the estate of said decedent
are hereby notified and required to
present the same to the under
signed in the manner and within
the time prescribed by law.
JOHN II. MENAUL,
Executor.
Dated April 10. 1920.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-01
GARDEN TRUCK.

Bill Radish keeps a garden patch
and longs to see his onions hatch
to find the limas coming through,
the lettuce and the cabbage, too,
Saws he. "Tt will be something
great to fill my summer dinner
plate
with spinach greens and other fruit
that l myself have caused to
shoot"
1.-THE produce dealers then may
go to
regions where there is no snow-or
raise hteir prices as they choose
for I'll have garden stuff to USE"
r'Twill be of no concern to me,
when ! have grown my beanery, if
peas and beans without the pod are
sold at thirty beans a. hod."
Says Bill, "If I have any luck III
soon be eating garden truck" And
so he's watching every morn to see
how many plants are born.
N. A. Lufburrow.
Copyright, 1920, by The Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.)
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-01
TREAT EN- RIGHT.

T. Day by day the number of family automobiles
coming into Albuquerque, loaded with passengers,
camp eouipage and baggage increases Thousands
.came last wear and there was not a corner in the
mountains perhaps. that did not have visitors This
wear the number will probably be doubled The
American people have not taken to tramping tours,
as in Europe because of our greater distances. But
The cheapening of automobiles the financial pros
perity generally and growing love Tor nature ana ana
H. n tbe omen are causing Americans to see their
home Land. .s
NJ Towns and cities are much alike and are not the
lure that calls people upon the road Travellers arc
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-01
EDITORIALS
BY the Drainfiend.

Hello! Mr.. merchant
OF Albuquerque: this is
The DRAINFIEND talking.
WHY
DON'T YOU
Get Behind the
DRAINAGE?
Don't YOU Know that
Ii MEANS
-Four times the present
Area of the
Valley will be
CULTIVATED and
Every blessed
Acre
Will Produce three times
As Much as now?
Seven hundred thousand
Dollars now the production
OF Bernalillo
County.
Four times three
Seven hundred
Thousand is
HOW MUCH?--
A Conservative
Estimate of the amount
That will come to
Tie MERCHANTS of
Albuquerque.
EIGHT MILLION FOUR
HUNDRED THOUSAND
DOLLARS is
Some Money.
/ thank you.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-01

NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.

Department of the Interior, Z. s Land
Office at Santa Fe, New Mexico, Apr
~. 1920.
Notice Is hereby given that Santiago
Garcia Of Alameda, N. NJ, who, on Feb.
ruary G, 1917. made homestead entry
No. 09956i for NWh SEA, MEL
SWA, Lots 3 and 4, Section 80, Town.
ship IA NJ Range / w, New Mexico
Principal Meridian, has filed notice ri
intention to make three year proof tC
establish claim to the land above de
scrihed, before clerk Of Probate Court
at Bernaillo, Sandoyal county, y. NJ,
on June 10, 1870 Claimant names as
witnesses: Pedro Romero of Alameda,
n, M: Miguel Garcia. OF Alameda y
NJ. lose Espatn, 6f Alameda, y. NJ;
Seyerno Espalin, of Alameda, n. NJ
FRANCISCO DELGADO,
Register.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-01
rheumatism Has Never Been
Cured by Liniment or Lo-
tionS, and Never Will Be.

You never knew of rheumatism
that most painful source of suf-
fering-being cured by liniments,
lotions or other external applica-
tons. And you will never see any,
thing but temporary relief afford
ed by such makeshifts.
But why be satisfied with tenn
porary relief from the pangs of
pain which are sure to return with
increased severity. when there is
permanent relief within your
reach. Science has proven that
Rheumatism is o. disordered con-
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-05-01


Exterl Pubs Simkins Hert in a
AXsident! ! Puds Simkins is sliteiy
indisposed as the result of a aXsi-
dent happening vile he was hang
ing on behind a huckster Wagon
on his skates last Wensday, the ak
sident being that the huckster hit
him in the ear with a squshey to-
mato.
Sissiety. Lew Davis had a berth
day party last Munday on account
of his 9Th berthday, lemminade
and cake being served, Mr.. Benny
Potts giving limitations of Napol-
con, George Washington and Ca
russo, with CRATE applause. Mr.. Pubs
Simkins playing a piano selecktion
with a little applause, and Mr.. Sam
Cross borrowing a dime from Mr..
Leroy Shooster to do tricks with,
ony he shot it down the register in
sted of shooting it up his sleeve
like he Wunted to, and if Mr.. Lew
Davises mother hadent of gave Mr..
Shooster another dime the party
mite of ended with a fife.
Pome by Skinny Martin
No Skool.
1 dreamed ! had a diamond ring
And 10 pounds of fudge and every
thing,
l. weak up and cried, Herray, her
ray,
Its Satidday morning, enyway
Intristing Facks About Intristing
People. Artie Alexander was once
elected president of a club called
the Good Spoarts Club, but he re-
signed rite Afterwards on account
of nobody would pay eny dues and
the club dident have eny place to.
meet enyhow.
Spoarts. Ed Wernick still has
panefill nose on account of saying
Hello Skinnie" to thin strange
kid last Friday.