Evening journal., 1920-01-20

Chairman Buckmaster Is busy man
these times. He does not have TO 60 TO
the BARRIERS any more for a haircut,
From latest accounts he has used his
brains SO much in trying TO ind some
new schemes TO use In this building
campaign that his hair is leaving his
head Wen. Buck, brains and hair
won't grow together.
Say fellows, this campaign it 70 buy
a new home. We decided that the
motto Of "Own your own home" ought
10 strike Us.
Boys. Il sure was some warm day
for those fellows that sat at home, but
those who happened 70 get run out of
the house by our wives mothers, Sis
ters and maybe some other fellows
wife, found out that the weather was
very cool but we worked just ihe
same.
Hats Off TO Lucky Fred DEM He got
the fellows TO drop over $50 in his little
can.
The Real Guy OF the club proved
to be George Price. lie STARTED
to. sell tags at A. NJ. Saturday morn
ing and finished at o'clock on sunday
morning He brought in the dough,
believe US.
Keystone never went in TO the foot
ball field with a. team Gocord'ng 70.
sporting circles, but the sports OF his
city thought that the boys were hold
ing practice when they were selling
tags on saturday. That's the sport
Short Cake Klund will refuse TO go
to an auto TO sen anything else. Three
teeth loose
The secretary. Of the club, Conner.
9ssistant secretary OF the campaign
committee, and Jackson, secretary,
will carry 80 Colts with them when
they so 10 sell tags. or anything elSa
They will be able 20 hold the people
up better. Keep on the job, that's our
advice.
Rumor says that President Hackett
has been offered a brand new set OF
teeth. He says that IS false. Well,
Mack, that's what they will be, false
The one that made This offer never
saw the president eat The other night
he ate out all the grub that certain
restaurant had In. No one got any
breakfast at that place the next morn
ing.
Notice, the meetings will have TO be
cut shorter as Curlett, one Of the mem
bers, does not want TO walk home.
Some one reported that Elsmere IS
quite a distance 10 walk.
Edge Moor quartet was 10 compete
with our quartet but some one says
they got colds tfeei).
Seeker the ianltor, will be relieved
OF the Job Of building fires. as he for
gets so easy. lie forgot that Il was
tag day. What Is so interesting in
Chester, Sick?
Say. Sick. we think that we will try
to hive one OF your best friends ap-
pointed on the Job to help you out.
Gus Johnson. will he do?
The other nichb Walter Moore was
asked the question, whether he was in
the army, and he said ives" Uncle
Sam had sent him a special letter 10
come to Washington as soon as pos
sible, and when ne got there Uncle
Sam told Walt Il want you 10 go TO
Mexico and watch the border" W-lt
got all excited and replied, II got a
job like that at my girls house.
Milkman Moody was missed at The
special meeting Of the club. We heard
that The chalk and water won't mix
very good these days.
Bill Springer was seen in Philadel-
phla the other day coming out OF a
hair dressing partor Wei, BIZ, we
like you 10 look nice when you are
ready 10 announce the next number on
the program.
Bottsford will sing at the next meet
Ing, ASLEEP in the Deep. He will be
assisted by the committee.
Team captains, please geb your
terms together and report TO head
quarters.
Hats or Ia our new official referee,
John r .Welch.f He says he is old in
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