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The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-03-11
That general run
down condition,
known as Spring
Fever" is now
abroad in the
land.

Few people are fortunate
enough to escape the debilitat-
ing, dragging down condition
that always comes with the
changing seasons, and especial
ly when nature. is undergoing
the transition from winter into
springtime.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-03-11
To RuiLi Plant.

Reconstruction will begin at once
on the Richmond Mica plant that was
destroyed BY fire Tuesday night, ac-
cording to an announcement made by
Mr.. Langbourne NJ. Williams. yes
terday. Mr.. Williams. who is sec
rotary treasurer of the company said
that he hoped to resume operations
within a few weeks The damage to
the plant is estimated at $40. GOO
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-03-11
spELTERING ARMS
BOARD MEETS TO-DAY

The general board of managers Of
the Sheltering Arms hospital will meet
at the hospital at II o'clock this morn
ing, according to notice sent out yes
terday by Mrs. Charles r. Lee, cor
responding secretary.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-03-11
Now Comes Springtime
With Its Severe Tax
Upon the Human System

without having succumbed to
illness, still your system has
been severely taxed, and all the
stored up energy has been con-
sumed in warding off disease.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-03-11
yacc,nate school Children.

Beginning next Monday the annual
vaccination of children in the public
schools OF the city of Richmond will
begin. There are about $500 chill
dren to be vaccinated. and notices
have been sent to their parents. Vac
cination can be made either by tho
school physician or family physi-
clan The work will be supervised by
DR.. c. c. Hudson, city health officer.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-03-11

The human system Is now en-
deavoring to throw off the &C.
c,lmulated impurities. and your
rundown condition Is a mute
appeal TO nature for help In
preparing for the changing sea-
son.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-03-11

Ed Carter. nineteen year old youth,
was convicted of trespassing on South
ern railroad property yesterday in
police court, part H.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-03-11

Berlin newspapers say the French
navy is in revolt because 1t cannot
get bread, and Rome newspapers say
the United States Is on the verge Of
a terrible revolution.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-03-11

Just now there Is a unfyer-
sal reimbursement of every eic-
mcnt in nature. Plant and ami
NAL life alike merge into the
re-awakening that comes with
the budding Of spring time.
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-03-11
PEACE TREATY

Continued From Page One. J
The Richmond Virginian. (Richmond, Va.) 1910-1920, 1920-03-11
HEARING FOR ALL

HEAihlNSs FoES ALL
But thirty years have passed and
| found myself. in the fall OF 1918,
in the interesting position of COM
pelling labor by the use OF the in
junctive process in the courts, 10 give
capital hearing! Labor had become
So strong in the meantime that she
denied the right of capital to have
the dispute adjusted by an impartial
tribunal Every interest in America
is entitled TO a hearing and entitled
to a settlement of its troubles by an
impartial tribunal, honestly selected
That Is all that ii WAS sought to do in
the coal strike case.
Thirty years ago, capital used it's
great power and all the force in its
possession to accomplish Its purpose
by exploiting the people; we shall not
permit now any other interest to use
its power TO injure the people, much
less destroy their lives and happiness
both must submit to the supremacy
of the law,
And yet the coal strike presented
this situation: 500.00 men, In a de-
sire/to get better conditions for
emsclves--entirely justified and
proper-proposed to take that action
which would have paralyZed the ma
ton and brought hunger and famine,
UHhtD ana DESTRUCTION, to the great
cities, TO the people of America. they
would have kept the milk from the
babies in every city in the United
States
Il deny the right of any interest in
any part OF the country to do that
which viii cause widespread suffering
and death TO Americans generally
This republic cannot live II it does not
nave the power of sef-defense and If
fl cannot, in the exercise of its great
power of elf-protection, use every
power that II may desire. which is
lawful, to save itself and the lives of
the people whom it was built to serve.
And | say that as radical friend OF
labor. All Of my political life | have
been tghting for labor. / was a
strike-leadcr once. / have fought the
battles of the coal miners in my
state and of the steel workers in
Bethlehem and l shall continue to
hight their battles, but / shall continue
TO insist that the battles shall be
Fought according to the rules of the
American game, and that rule is. as
the old post Shelley told all English
men a hundred years ago:
Let the laws of your own land
Good or i'll. between We stand,
Hand TO hand, and foot to foot.
Aroiiers OF each dispute"
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20
FOR SALE

We have some good. Lots in the Fair
view addition for sale at reason
able prices and on good terms.
Come in and let us sell you one of
these while you yet have time to
put out a garden on them and thus
reduce the high cost of living, be-
sides having a nice place to build
yourself a home in the best loca-
ton in town.
See us about these before you buy
elsewhere.
Three modern bungalows that we
can sell for $4,000 as first pay
ment.
One eight room house ali modern,
large lot, barn and chicken coop in
good location; price S5500.00
40 acres of land that we will take a
small house or some lots for in ex-
change.
Severa other properties for sale or
exchange.
List your farms and city property
If you have a good farm you wish to
sell come in and list it with us
also your city property.
Office just back Of DIR. Pringle's OF
flee in the BARLEY blk.
4S-3-c PARNELL a. BOYD.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

not get into business
for YOURSELF We have an oppor-
tunity for a real live wire. We
need a district manager for Alma
and vicinity. Our liberal policies
aer easy to sell; they give complete
protection TO wage-earners, bust
and professional men. Special pol
icies for women employed. IL un-
able to give full time to the work,
here's your chance to improve your
spare time. Write today. Nation
al Casualty Co, Detroit, Mich. Up
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20
A FARM FOR SALE OR TRADE

~
A bargain for someone-2lo acre
farm, 100 acres under cultivation,
1l6 acres wood timber, only 20
miles on good gravel road to sec
ond largest city in State, and D
miles from city of three or four
thousand population. Sandy loan
soil adapted to potatoes, beans,
corn. etc. This farm lies within the
potato belt of Michigan. A good
seven room house on place with
basement, also young orchard,
granary and small barn on place
and plenty of water. A bargain at
$4,000 per acre. We are in the
market for trade for city proper
ty in Alma or st. Louis, house and
lot preferred. Timber alone val
ued at 100000. We own this farm
ourselves. If interested call num-
Der IT at Shepherd or address
Postoffice Lock Box No. l41. 46-4p
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

WANTED-BRIGHT YOUNG MAN
OR WOMAN FOR GENERAL
OFFICE WORK. GOOD SALARY.
EXCELLENT CHANCE FOR AID
VANCEMENT. SWIFT & co.
47-2-c
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

WANTED-Young men and women,
1916, for railway mail and govern
ment clerks. S1300-S1500. Exper-
fence unnecessary. Examinations
June Is. For free particulars, write
r. Terry Former Civil Service EX
aminer) 1875 Continental Bldg,
Washington, u. c. 48-l-p
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

now have in stock all
Fish Brand fertilizers best adapted
to beets, corn, beans and potatoes
grown on different soils. We are
in a position to help you TO better
crop returns. It is not question
of how little fertilizer you can use,
buth ow much you can sow to adj
vantage. Call US by phone or come
and let us help you to decide on
your needs. Smith & Walstow,
phone SO. ) rings. 46-tf-c
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

NOTICE-Parlor Millinery. Special
millinery sale of ladies' and child
rms hats. Prices within reach of
all Mrs. w. +. Markham 1876
Wright ave, Alma. App
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

J. F. Suydam will be
at the +. l.. Barnes office in
the Creaser block each day
from / to p. m. for collections and
medical services until July first.
45-4-p
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

H. Fairchild has moved
his real estate office from the Odd
Fellow block to the Beehive restau-
rant on State st. just north of the
postoffice. He will be glad to greet
his old and new customers there.
39-tf-c
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

FOR SALE-Cole's hot blast and
Round Oak heating stoves, Mes
quite cooking stove, Sweeper Vac
and Bissel's sweepers, two reading
tables, kitchen table, kitchen cabi-
net, sewing machine, dress form,
two rockers, ironing board, wiring
er, square oak dining table, walnut
sideboard, oak bookcase and three
kitchen chairs. S1S Pine Ave.
4S-1-p
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20
NOTICES. ETC.

kinds of painting, in
terror and exterior, done. Inquire
sos Bridge st. 46-4-p
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

assistant cook and
electric dish-washer, also girl for
glass and silverware. Inquire at
Wright Hall. Attic
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

want to hear from
party having farm for sale. Give
price and description. l.. w. Bor-
ah, Box PAS, Champaign, Ill. 47-2-c
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

WANTED-Girls to work at Deluxe
candy store and ice cream parlor.
46-3-c
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

NOTICE-Good respectable man, 30
with small boy wishes TO CORES
pond with young woman. No OBJ
lection to one child. Woman from
farm preferred. Address H. Wat
son, Lock box 4, Saginaw West
Side. 47-3-p
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

WANTED-Several men at once. An
exceptional opportunity for ad-
vancement. Address c. Morgan
Barstow. Suite 2 Pollasky blk,
Alma, or telephone No. &c, Ithaca,
Mich. 4l-tf-c
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

- Competent woman OF
girl for general homework. Mrs.
c.. V. Wright. 4S-1-c
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

NOTICE-We are prepared to do
light OF heavy team work. Prompt
service guaranteed. Alma Ice Co.,
phone 510, 203 Park st. 33-tf-c
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

married man TO work
on farm by year TO commence at
once. Phone line 108-1L-2S. 43-tfp
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20
FOR sALE-FARM PROPERTY

FOR SALE-Good farms cheap, IN
the potato, dairy and fruit belt OF
Michigan. Write Charles l.. Haw-
ley, Real Estate Dealer, Big Kap-
Ids Mich. 41-12-p
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

WANTED-Hotel Arcadia wants
Barber shop to rent partly fur
nished. One or more carpenters.
Call at Hotel Arcadia. Geo. w.
Pulfrey. Attic
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20
MANIFESTATIONS

WANTED-Job wanted
on farm Will start work at once.
48-1-p
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

HOUSES built by day, or contract.
. Frank Hines, 301 Gratiot Ave.
46-4-p
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20
HELP WANTED

WANTED-BY UNION TELE-
PHONE CO., DAY OPERATORS,
ALSO SPECIAL NIGHT OPER-
ATOR. APPLY AT PHONE OF
FICE. 43-tf-c
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20
Vaudeville-Strand - Tuesday and
Wednesday.--adv.
RATS DIE

so do mice, once they eat RAT-SNAP.
And they leave no odor behind. Don't
take our word for it-try a package.
Cats and dogs won't touch it. Rats
pass up all food to get RAT-SNAP.
Three sizes.
Doc size q cake) enough for Pan
try, Kitchen or Cellar.
SOC size q cakes) for Chicken
House, coops, or small buildings.
$i00 size Is oakes) enough for al
farm and buildings, storage
buildings, or factory buildings.
Sold and guaranteed. by q. C.
Clapp, c. Murphy, and r. Eichen-
burg. 47-4w
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

FOR RENT-One furnished front
room for two men, or man anu
wife. 613 Gratiot ave. 4'-z-P
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20
FOR RENT-RooMs

FOR RENT-Nice rooms or apart
47-2-p
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

FOR SALE-Johnson mower and
rake in good condition. Other arti-
Gals for sale. Inquire 202 Elwell
street. 4S-4-p
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

FOR SALE-Ford covered truck in
first class shape; also a two horse
gasoline engine. G. A. Green,
Riverdale. 4S-tf-lp
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

FOR RENT-Furnishe room with
modern conveniences. MIS- D. D.
Grosskopf 525 West End. 4o-u-c
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20
Kuppenheiner
good Clothes

good Their goodness the accumulated
skill than
clothes for They the deathy satisfaction
that is why they good appearance.
You like the model-both
in STYLE
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

FOR SALE-First class ice cream
and confectionery parlor and a
stock of groceries located in River
dale. Good stand and doing fine
business. Also 1000 cakes of ice.
Will lease store room to purchaser.
If you are looking for a good To-
cation this is the place. Charles A.
Green, Rverdale, Mich i8-tr-c
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

FOR SALE-For cash, 1915 Ford
touring car in good condition. In
qure SPA Richmond st. 4S-1p
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1920-05-20

FOR SALE-Mattress bed, almost
new springs, 40 Victrola records,
Victrola cabinet, porch carpet. S24
Woodwork. 4S-l-p
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-23

LEGAL NOTICE. +
GOODS stored in the names of Floyd Fo.
Hazel Jetmore, will be sold for storA
charges July a. 1920 at 10 a. m. Geo
having been in storage the time limit
law Of SIX months and over and chaxE
not paid BANNER STORAGE CO.. ~
South Meridian street.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-23

Hudson Sedan
1917 model in excellent
mechanical nd t j on.
This offers an exceptional
opportunity.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-23
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. SAL
ss~~s~e~-esr4.-~sr--s-->-~
CLEANUP
SALE
on Sample and
,Uncalled for Z
STTTTS

NJ ~ Il l. ~
SIS Brown unfinished worsted SUIT stze
se5 Blue worsted cheviot coat and
trousers, size 35, sale price $40.
$50 Gray worsted suit, size 35, sale
ss5 Shepherd check coat and trousers.
size So. sale price s26.
$50 Striped cheviot suit, size SO. sale
SIS Gray worsted suit, size So. sale
SIS Brown striped saxony cloth suit.
size 81 sale price $45.
$50 Light crash coat and trousers. size
SOS Gray basket weave worsted coat and
trousers. size 81 sale price $50.
SOS Blue striped worsted suit. size IS,
$50 Blue Crash suit, size 49, sale price
SIS oxford gray unfinished worsted
suit, size SS, sale price s35. 4.
SIS Blue Chevtot suit size 80, sale
price $40.
ss5 Brown checked worsted suit, size
$50 Blue serge suit. size 40 stout, sale
SIS Tan worsted suit. size SO. sale
$50 Blue white. striped wOrsted suit,
$40 Gray checked worsted suit, size S3,
ss6 Blue striped worsted suit, size SO.
s55 Medium gray suit. size SO. sale
price s35.
500 Gray HerringDone striped WorSteo
suit, size 40 sale price $40.
$40 Cray worsted double breasted coat
and trousers. size 40, sale price $35.
SIS Gray striped English worsted suit,
size 49, sale price $35.
SOS Brown unanissed worsted suit size
40 sale price $40.
SIS Blue striped worsted suit, size 40,
sale price $40.
SIS Blue HerrinEbone striped worsted
suit, size 40, sale price $40.
SOS Blue unfinished worsted suit, size
40 sale price $35.
ss5 Blue striped worsted suit. size IL,
sale price $45.
SIS Blue serge double breasted suit,
size Al, sale price s45.
SOS Gray unfinished worsted suit, size
$50 Brown checked worsted suit, size
a. sale price $40.
SIS Blue unfinished worsted suit, size
Al sale price $40.
ss5 cray striped Tweed suit size AZ,
sale price $40.
SOS Blue Herringbone worsted suit,
size 40, sale price s45.
sale price $40.
$50 Blue silk mixed worsted suit, aizs
urfcA $40.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-23
National 6
National 6

1917 model, just re-
painted. This is a chum-
my roadster that will
bear close investigation.
1t is to be sold at a bar
gain.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-23
FARMs-FoR SALE.

C~~~s~NI~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~.N~N>~~~>>~~>~~~~~~~~~S
FARMS FOR SALE-S0 acres near Mon
rovia; grain farm; priced right; SO
acres, 500 peach trees, loaded with fruit;
500 apple. cherry, plum and berries.
Price this week. $500; half fruit crop
goes; near good town Other grain, fruit
and poultry places. JOHN A. BROWN,
Martinsvile Ind. Route No. .. Tele-
phone residence Wilbur,
so ACRES. half mile Of railroad station.
Brown county; all good, level land !;
good buildings; no incunbrance, VIII
trade for city property. ORDER, Is
When bldg. Circle 1896.
FOR SALE-S1 acres miles south on
Meridian: finest sugar camp and build
ing spot in state. Address A No. 1916,
Times.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-23

ance and willing to work. Call at
Meridian and North streets between $40
and D. IN.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-07-23
REAL EsTATE-Foa SALE.
LOCATION

These lots are located right in the path
of the city's most rapid and substantial
growth. Everyone always has and al
ways will want to go north. Maple Crest
addition, in which these lots are located
is bounded by 3Sth street maple road
boulevard) the north, Sutherland ave-
nue. on the west and Orchard avenue on
the east. All are paved streets, paid for.
Maple Crest is two squares southeast of
the fair grounds and is a beautiful high
level addition
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-06-24
BILL HARLEY TO
TAKE CHARGE OF
BALL CLUB SOON


Bill Harley, the Islanders new
manager, is to join the club within
q day or two, President DR.. Mueller
was assured yesterday IN q long
distance conversation with the Lo-
gan Square association in Chicago.
Harley is q member Of the Logan
Squares, and although 1t was not
possible for. President Mueller to
get In personal communication with
Harley, he was informed that the
latter was getting ready to assume
management Of the team.
At present the clubs finances are
In fair shape, but the fans must
realize that the last half OF the
home season must produce larger
attendance II the association Is to
round out, the year even with the
board. An estimate Of the attend
ance at this stage Of the season Is
Is. 600. Practically half OF the
home games have been played. Tn
less the money is obtained through
the gate the club will have to raise
funds In some other way.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-06-24
CUBS WOULD BIT
HOME RUNS; LOSE
TO GIANTS, 2 TO ]

New York. June 24.-Yesterday 8
home runs beat the Cubs BY q
score of 2 to in the second
game of the series with the Giants
and dropped Chicago back to third
place.
It was so easy making four has,
ers the day before that the Mitch
ellis pursued the same hitting tao
tics against Fred Toney today, pass
ing up numerous chances to cop
runs BY sacrifice route in the early
innings.
Then. in the seventh, Mitchell
switched and converted two-base
hit into q tally by the alright
method, but that was too late. for
Giants cracked Sergt, Alexander
for two runs in their half, and that
was all there was to the ball game.
Tho Cubs ought to have had runs
to spare before the seventh. Score:
R.H. e.
CHICAGO $4,000. .........l > !
NeW 1OIk
Observation-Disclosures and Oar
rell; Toney and Smith.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-06-24

oaipston to win. The final
- vas Z to :.
@4he Islander right fielder drove
~ ! home run. gtriple and : two
1geer In i've trips to the plate.
RI circuit clout came in the Sec
70 inning after two had scored
2ni two men were on the bags.
ockpon was . heavy stick man, al
ths big fielder being credited
- : triple. double and single in
E1Iof times 1t bat.
o'fgeil pitched good baseball for
4 ~ Island until the ninth inning
|1tea he was chased by Acting
|ilkaesr Benson with one ont. Dem
Ifs Who relieved him would have
l1nd the game out Of the fire II
son had not fumbled the ball
~ scored the tying and winning
- Jantsen had singled, ROM
||lo sacrificed and Kellerman
liked O'Neil for . pass. Il was
iAis stage that ONeil was der
IA and Dennis went In to fin
\ he game. coltrin singled to
MI b1t Glockson made 1 perfect
w to the plate, throwing out
klsen 1t the plate. Thompson
WED with an easy roller to
Don, and he fumbled the ball,
Ra1ta~Aau eud rnfk~su 400,
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-06-24
CAPONI MAKES
BRAMER QUIT
IN I ROUNDS
Indicates That Tony is Coming
Along In Greater Form Than
Ever Before.
Especial to The Argus

Springfield, ILL.,, June 24.-Tony
Caponi of Rock Island made Harry
Bramer of Kansas City quit in the
seventh round of their scheduled
10-round match here last night. 1t
was q terrific fight all the way but
In the seventh Caponi landed two
rights flush to the jaw and follow
ed with straight left to the pit of
the stomach. Bramer was practic-
ally out on his feet and declined to
60 further.
Caponi's victory indicates that he
is coming along in better form than
ever since he was knocked out at
Rockford by frankie Kick. Bra
mer is recognized as one of the
best bantams in the southwest, and
he has fought strong battles with
such men as Pal Moore and Jackie
Wolf. In fact, Pal Moore had q
difficult time in getting a referees
decision in 10 rounds over Bramer
right in Memphis, the home Of Pal.
Shortly before he fought Mike Dun
dee in Rock Island early this spring.
Jack Wolf met Bramer in Memphis
and almost met his finish. It was
only by the hardest kind Of bat
Ting that the Cleveland star man
aged to come through and obtain
draw, for Bramer put him down
twice, once for the count Of seven.
Wolf came back and scored two
knockdowns to even the bout. But
1t all goes to show that Tony is IN
class with any Of 'em. and the
fact that he made q tough boy like
Bramer quit In seven rounds should
bring him into recognition from all
sides.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-06-24
UNWISE CRACKS.
(Rn PLATO BElANs.)


The Democrats ought to have q
cinch Nov. 4, next. Haven't We just
made the world safe for Democ-I
racy!
The New York Tanks have sec.
onded the motion on pfofiteering.
The Giants have Just raised their
rent At the Polo grounds to $780,
00O year.
They say Bill Bryan is so dry
that q raincoat concern has offered
him Q $3.50 split II he will tell
them how to get that way.
A wave got fresh On the beach
the other day and tried to splash .
flapper's bathing suit Ten md
costs! Next case!
Hfckey's No. 5 is not on the
square, but H. WINS, our best look
ing understudy. chirps that it's
right next to it.
Little girls were made to be seen,
not heard; but after yo9 got
through seeing some, you can't hear
what they say. Dunn! DUN!
WHEN DOES A PRETTY MAR
RED WOMAN LOSE HER MRS?
WHEN YOU MISS HER, STUPID!
A tri-city dry goods emporium
advertises, FINE UNDERGAR-
MENTS-The Most Eagerly Await
ed Event Of the Season." but neg
lects to mention the time. place
and the-ah!-girls. (Thanks to
"A Al
sKellexman, Playing Second Base,
for Blooaingten, Reports In Fine
Shape,S.Headline. Living up to
his name, - twere.
Don't expect to ride for half-fare
Just because yeu wear half-hose.
Less noise there IN the tall grass!
II Gunboax Smith beats Tsny
Nelchoir - may b signed to box
Jaek, and, iacideat1y, get some.
IT'S q wonder the calves don't
bleat Z protest when they have to
bend 10 low to get . slant at the
pumpk
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