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The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21

A wise man realizes the emptiness
OF the title when his wife speaks OF
him as the head of the house.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21

!, No man over fifty should marry a
woman who isn't good nurse.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
No Mistake.

"Are you valetudinarian?"
"No; I'm an out-and-out prohibition
ist."
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21

It's useless TO waste sympathy on a
man who has the toothache.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21

If a gown becomes woman she be-
comes anxious TO show 1t off.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
FROM F0RTY-FIVE.
TO SIXTY
A Word Of Help to Women
Of Middle Age From
Mrs. Raney.


Morse, Okla.-"When was 45 years
old Lydia E. Pinkham' g Vegetable Com
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21

Laws will never protect all the fool
ish, but they are expected to.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
ALWAYS optimistic.

He-I wear no mans collar.
She-Well, that saves laundry
bill
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21

Don't think because a girl .giggles
at everything man says that she
| has q keen sense of humor.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21

Whatever a derby hat does, II
never lops down. over the ear.
The Washington times., 1920-01-28
D. c. C.AWAT0RS SAFE
AFTER SEA PERIL
Plane Forced to AIight on Ocean
And Missing Party Was
Marooned.

Two Washingtonians were in the
hydroplane which was disabled on a
trip from the west end of the Bahama
Islands to Miami, Fla, Monday night.
forcing the passengers TO spend all
night in an isolated spot near Vero,
Fla.
The party was rescued late yester-
day. after being missing twenty-six
hours. All members suffered from
cold and exhaustion.
The Washington men were Gurnee
Mum, one of the owners of the
Scientific American. and an enthusiast
on aviation. and Lieut.. David II. Nc
Cullough, naval aviator. In the party
were also Jack Rutherford, son-in-
law OF W. X. Vanderbilt: Rodman
Wanamaker, jr., of Philadelphia and
Washington, brother-in-law OF Mr..
Mum, and Philip Boyer, of Manhassett
Beach, n. Y.
The men left Miami at IL o'clock
Monday morning, intending to fly over
to one of the Bahama islands, a trip
OF about 100 miles. where they were
to get a power boat. When the sea.
plane failed to arrive at its destina-
tion, an alarm was sent out and
friends began a search.
Scores of steamers over a 1000
mile radius Joined in the search, and
the news OF the missing party was
picked up by aviators all along the
cast.
Lieut.. d. II. McCulloch. pilot Of the
plane, later said engine trouble had
forced him to take to the water TWEEN
ty-five miles from his destination. He
said they had been tossed about in a
twelve-foot sea throughout the night,
and at daybreak they were still un-
able to rise. They landed at Vero at
4:3O yesterday afternoon.
Gurnee Mum, whose home is at
1901 Massachusetts avenue north
west, has been spending the winter
in Florida with Mrs. Mum. who Is a
daughter OF Rodman Wanamaker;
Charles Mum, a brother, and Mrs. c.
A. Mum. their mother. Much anxiety
was felt by friends in Washing ton
when It was learned that they were
missing.
The Washington times., 1920-01-28
DEFENDSWARSTAND
Of SEN. WADSWORTH
Simply 0beyed Orders in Re.
signing From National
Guard, Says Gould.

Women OF Yates county, n. Y, are
attacking the war record OF Senator
James W. wadsworth OF New York
because he resigned a commission In
the New York National Guard, re-
tanned his seat in the United States
Senate. and so escaped military serv-
ice. Senator wadsworth is candi-
date for denomination to the Senate.
The attack has brought Congress
man Norman J. Gould of New York
to the defense of Senator Wadsworth.
In letters to women of Yates county,
Gould tells of the circumstances sur
rounding the resignation of Senator
wadsworth from his cavalry troop as
related by General Organ, head of
the New York National Guard:
MY best recollection Is that Sem
ator wadsworth held a commission
as a lieutenant in the National Guard
company at Avon. that he came to
New York to see General O'Ryan,"
repeats Gould. of the incident as re-
ported to him. "and at this interview
General O'Ryan characterized SEN
The Washington times., 1920-01-28
WOMAN BUYS HUSBAND
FROM WIFE FOR $1,000

HAGERsTowN, Md. Jan. aS.-Pe-
ter Guy, the gypsy VINO, at Des
Moines, Iowa, was bought" from his
wife by another woman several days
ago, Is well known in Hagerstown.
His father, mother and sister are
buried in Rose Hill Cemetery here.
The bill Of sale was drawn up by an
attorney of Des Moines and placed on
record. BY the terms of the sale"
the new wife gave the former Mrs.
Guy $4,000 in gold for Guy. Appar-
emily Guy had been transferred in a
similar manner before. for Mrs. Guy
No. told the attorney who drew up
the papers that she paid $4,000 for
him, and that she was selling him
cheap.
The Washington times., 1920-01-28
New Star in Milky Way
Found in Photo Taken at
Harvard Two Years Ago

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. Jan. IS
The discovery OF another new
star is announced by the Harvard
College Observatory, the Nova
being discovered in the course of
examination of plates taken
nearly two years ago. The posi-
tion was right ascension 18 hours
4S minutes "a seconds; declina-
tion. minus 20 degrees 27.s min
utes G90O).
The star is invisible on photo
graphs taken previous to April,
1917. some OF which show stars
to the seventeenth magnitude,
but appears on plate made
April 20. 1917. when il was OF
magnitude 65.
"The Ave new stars discovered
within the last hve months" its
statement said. occur in the re-
gion of the milky way"
The Washington times., 1920-01-28
ator wadsworth's action as that of a

ator Waosworth actlon as tnat Oh "a
good soldier.
The Senator told General Organ
he was about to resign. The general
said: or course, you are going to re-
sign, and I will arrange for taking
care of your command
But said senator Wadsworth, j
am not going to resign my commits
sion in the National Guard, but as a
United States Senator
General Organ said: This can
not be, and ] will not permit it
Senator Wadsworth pleaded with
General Organ. saying that he could
not see his way clear to keep out OF
1t, that 1t was in his blood, and that
he must go to the Mexican border.
General Organ said: I gave him
an order to resign from the guard and
not from the Senate, and he obeyed
like a good soldier"
The Washington times., 1920-01-28
REPORT MEXICAN SLAIN
BY YANKEE DESERTERS

MEXICO CITY, Jan. 2s.--The Mexi-
can consul at El Paso Informed the
Mexican government that desertcrs
from the American army had shot
and killed q Mexican customs official
at Paionss. Chihuahua- and also
vcupdsd q Mexican ranches
The Washington times., 1920-01-28
3 CARRIED ASHORE
ON WINGS OF PLANE

MIAMI. Fla, Jan. 2S.-Thrcc men
were rescued from an overturned skin
In tho Atlantic Ocean four miles off
the coast by n bombing plane. As
there were four passengers then in
the plane, two OF the rescued men
were carried ashore on the wings OF
the aircraft.
The three men are Will Thorne.
Ed Philpitt and Galloway Bright.
The Washington times., 1920-01-28
CRUISER SINKS IN PORT.

BRINDISI. Jan. 2s.-The former
Austrian protected cruiser Novara
has sunk in port. The Novara sprang
a leak while proceeding from Cattaro
to Biserta with . squadron OF French
vessels
The Washington herald., 1920-10-13
ASKS
CITIZENS AID
Superintendent Urges Peo-
pie to Seek Congress Help
For Schools.

An appeal to citizens of the Dis
trict to present a united front to
Congress in an effort 10 bring the
school building program up to date
and provide seating room for the
children was made Monday night by
DR.. Frank w. Ballou, suPerintend-
ent of schools at a meeting of the
PetwOrth WOmen's Club at the Pet
worth Methodist Church.
The Board of Education and the
school authorities are doing every
thing in their power to provide
proper educational facilities for the
children Of the District DR.. Ballou
said. but the citizens themselves
must work and help remove the
limitations of insufficient appropria-
tions if anything constructive is to
be accomplished.
The building program is behind,
ne said, and unless a special appro-
priation is made il will be almost
impossible, due to increased build
ing costs, to keep up with the nat
ural increase in school population,
to say nothing of overcoming the
deficit caused by suspension OF
building operations during the war,
DR.. BallOu again urged the necessity
for a separate school fund. based on
a percentage of District taxes, to be
kept inviolate for school purposes,
The Washington herald., 1920-10-13
FOURTH ESTATE
MEMBER WEEDS
Donald R. Heath Takes
Bride Before Going to
France As Consul.

Donald r. Heath. formerly OF the
editorial staff of The Washington
Herald and the United Press, has
joined the ranks of the benedicts
and will shortly take up his abode
in France as member Of the Amer
lean Consular Service.
He was married Monday afternoon
to Miss Sue L. Bell. of Topeka,
Kans. Heath, who served as a lieu
tenant with the a. f. F. in France,
is also from Topeka. He speaks
French fluently.
The Rev. Charles Wood, pastor
OF the Church of the Covenant. per
formed the ceremony. After a short
stay at Atlantic City, Heath and his
bride will proceed to France.
When the war ended. Heath Joined
the ranks of the newspaper men
and distinguished himself as a news
getter. While working as a re-
porter he studied for the Consular
Service and recently won his ap-
pointment. He is &c years old.
The Washington herald., 1920-10-13
COX OPENS FIRE
ON TAFT STAND
Charges Ex-President Has
Quibbled in Views
On League.
OBy Universal scrvice.)

St Louis. Oct. 12.-Gov. Cox turn
ed loose another blast on former
President Taft in his speech in the
Coliseum tonight.
The Democratic candidate this
time was firing back at the former
Presidents statement in Seattle yes
terday in which he discussed a pro-
posaI for adoption of the league
Of nations covenant without Ar
ticle y, and declared Senator Hard
ing had promised to indorse the
league without this article.
Gov. Cox called on the ex-Pres-
idCnt to state to whom the Re
publican candidate had given such
a promise.
The governor inquired further il
there was such an agreement.
would it not Join both you and
him together in deliberate decep-
tionH"
Cox asked:
Shouldn't you have been more
frank with the American people by
telling them that your plan only
had four articles in it and that
your substitute for Article Y was
Article III? Can you deny that in
your Article III you provide for
the joint use of the military forces
of the signatOry powers in event
Of violation of the conditions of
the covenant"
The Washington herald., 1920-10-13
Millionaire Finds Bride
In Opponents Witness

1t is not known how she stood
during the litigation, but it's safe to
bet that Mrs. Hattie r. Dohoney,
who came to Louisville. KY. to tes-
tify. in the suit of Kal Heine, to
force his godfather, X. B. GRAIN. to
pay him a salary of 5000, is now
of Grahn's side.
For Mrs. Dohoney is now Mrs
Grain and the pair are en- route to
Hawaii for a honeymoon. Grain.
one of Louisville's wealthiest men,
denied he was to pay Heine a sal
ary of $4,000 a year and Mrs. De-
honey, of Kansas City. whose first
husband was "a brother of Grain.
came to Louisville to testify. GRAIN
is 76, while his bride is 25 years
younger.
The Washington herald., 1920-10-13
WASHINGTON PRODUCE.

The wholesale market prices yes
terday ranged as follows:
Eggs - Strictly fresh per doz,
sec; average receipts. Csc; southern.
64C
Live Poultry - BOOSTERS. per 10,
g3c; turkeys, per lb. 45a5nc: chick
ems. spring. per 10. CSC. hens, per
lb, aGa37c; keats, young. each, Goa
7Oc.
Dressed Poultry -Fr,sh killed
snring chickens. Per lL. 4-af2c;
hens. per III, SO; Torst'r>, per III
2Gc; turkeys. per III, 4Ia5nc
POrk-Dresscd. small BE: medi-
um, 22a23c; heavy. 2oa2lc.
Live StoCk-Calvcs. ln.r III. 1So.
lambs. l3al4c; sheep, 5a6c; hogs, lfc.
Green Fruits - Apples, per Dbl
S2.5Oa75O; per basket 75ca$2 50;
California lemons, per box. S2.5Qa
$50; pineapples, per crate. S6.Ooa
500; California oranges. per crate,
SS.OOa1O.oO; peaches, per crate. $3.50
a3.00; grapes. per basket, NIaEITa
25a3Oc; Delaware. @5aS"c; bla X. p
a3Oc.
Vegetables-Potatocs No !. per
bbl, s3.5Oa4.0O; do. n >. I.5Ua2 90;
sweet potatoes. per Lhl. Nc. !. $3.50
a45O; No. .. $l.OOa1 30. string beans.
per basket, $1.OOal. 81, per bbl. $500
a4OO; eggplant, per rate, $l.0oa
1.5O; cabbage, per uh, Sl5oa2.o0;
beets, nearby, per 100. s. o0a4 90; let
tuce. per crate. Sl.5ua-oo: lettuce.
New York. per crate. $l.5oaI- 90;
celery, per doz, 5Orazl 20; ROMANO
lettuce, Sl.OOal.25; squash, per crate,
S2.OOa2.25; spinach. p,r crate, $I.25
also; peppers. per basket. 5ocaSl 90; 4;
tomatoes, per box. 75,aSl.50; onions,
per sack. S2.OOa2 -: Cueumbcrs,
$2.OOa3.OO per basket: honey -dews,
$225a25O- per crate; sugar corn. 20
a35c per doz; lima beans. 55a60C qt.
The Washington herald., 1920-10-13
MAPS
DRIVE ON STEEL
international Union Heads
to Aid In Effort at
Organization.
CBy Universal servlce.)

A new campaign 10 organize work
ers in the steel industry will be
inaugurated by sampel Gompers,
president OF the American Fedora
uon OF Labor. at a conference OF
the presidents Of international
unions who were involved in the
last steel strike. II is expected
the conference will take place some
time next month.
Gompers considers that plans for
organizing steel workers are at
present up in the air" and intl-
mates that details OF the work OF
organization will be left to the in
ternational presidents.
William II. johnson. president OF
the International MachinistE' Asso-
citation. which took part in the last
steel strike. said yesterday that a
new campaign OF organization was
certain to be inaUgurated
The consensus OF opinion among
labor officials is that no activities
TO organize the steel workers NAV
be expected until next spring. It
is considered uncertain whether all
the twenty-fOur unions which took
part in the last strike will agree
to take part In a new campaign.
II is considered significant Of the
difficulties that await the labor or
ganizers that the Amalgamatcd As
sociation OF Iron. Tin and Steel Work
ers, the dominating union among
steel workers, refuses 10 take part
in the new campaign unless its con-
tracts with the independent steel
mills are respected. Tho orgauizs- .
tion withdrew from the last strike
because OF dissatisfaction with its
conduct bv William Z. Foster and
John Fitzpatrick.
The Washington herald., 1920-10-13
MD. LUTHERAN SYNOD
MARKS CENTENARY

Martinsburg. W. Va Oct. 12.-
The centennial convention of the
Lutheran Synod OF Maryland form
ally opened here today in St Johns
Lutheran Church. with DR.. u. S. G.
EupD. Of Frederick. Nd. presiding.
Following the TTz@dent's annual
rsport tke elecu6-snof officers re-
suited in Dr.. J. 5. SimOns, Of Ha-
gerstOwn, being named president,
and the Rev. w A Wade. of BaIti4
more, again chosen secretary.
Dr.. Fred r. Wager. of Martins
burg. W Va; the Rev. r. r. Rich
ard. of LionburE. Md: the Rev. Will
lam ) Day, Of Emmitsburg, Nd,
and the Rev. William c Erny, of
York, Pa. were elected to member
shin.
This afternoon the ministers. del
eCates and visitors went to Win
chester on a snecial train. where
tonight the Tooth anniversary of
the founding Of the synod was cele-
brated in Grace Church.
The Washington herald., 1920-10-13
GIRL DEMANDS
MARRIAGE, DIES
Tries to Hurry Her Fiiance,
Fails and Dies from
Bullet Wound.
Especial to washington Heraid.)


Philadelphia, Oct. 12.-'If you
don't marry me now you never.will."
Airline May Stout, the 17-year-old
girl who was found dead from a
bullet wound last night in her
home, 523s Webster street. is said
to have remarked to her fiance some
time ago. He is Edward King, or
Bristol, Pa.
The girl is SAID 10 have been
in favor of an immediate marriage,
but for some reason King wished
to wait a year.
The father of the girl, Freeman
NJ. Stout, a mechanical engineer at
the Philadelphia Navy Yard, is still
firm in his belief that his daugh-
ter's death was not a case of sui
eide. Both he and the girls mother
now discredit the murder theory
and believe that the girl accidentally
shot herself.
Coroner's physician DR.. W. S..
wadsworth will perform an autopsy
this afternoon in an attempt to de-
termine whether death was acci-
dental or self-inflicted. The belief
of the parents that Airline acci-
dentally shot herself while walk
ing about the house searching for
burglars conflicts somewhat with
the story of the police. who found
the body kneeling before a chair.
No suspicion attaches to King,
who is coming at his own sugges-
tion this afternoon to consult with
Deputy Coroner Martin Mellett, in
charge of the case.
The Washington herald., 1920-10-13
Thousand Feet Of Hemp Or
dered for Wholesale Ex-
ecution This Week.
CONVICTS WANT DEATH
One Hopes for Heavy Shoes
To Make Him Drop
Fast.

Chicago has ordered 1000 feet of
Italian hemp rope.
Not much of an incident, ordi-
narily in the busy affairs of Chi
cago, but of the highest Importance
to thirteen men now in the Cook
County Jail.
be hanged. Every morning they
wake up with the thought, I'm 60
ing to hang pretty soon" And at
night when they are tossing on
their cots they brush their hands
across their eyes, trying to shut out
pictures-horribly fascinating pic
lures of ropes and gaIlows.
Not since the first man was hung
in Cook County in 1870 have there
been so many men awaiting death
by hanging, all for the crime of
murder.
Their attorneys and friends are
fighting desperately. They succeed,
temporarily, once in awhile. but it's
torture to the men.
Thirteen are waiting to die. Their
sentences were set to be executed
on October II and Is. Eight on one
day and five the next.
Horseshoe" Haenseal, three times
given false hopes by having his
execution stayed, is frankly tired OF
his attorneys endeavors. He wants
reprieve or else he wants to be
hung. A former soldier, decorated
everything has been done to save
him from swinging for the murder
OF his wife.
lN IND r.I Trrg .
as he was stepping on the scanoId
steps-jUst like in the old meIo-
drama plays. But he says he's go
ing mad with the waiting he'd
rather be hung than endure the
suspense any longer.
One man raves. trying to fake
insanity. Another man who tried
I II tells him TO shut up. Another
man prays, the only religious" one
Of the thirteen. Another plays soli-
| tairc. and snaps and curses when
/ they interrupt him. He's been try
ing to beat the game for months
/ Perhaps he thinks if he can run
out the deck some day it will por-
tend good luck.
/ Andrea. who murdered an old
watchman during a hOld-up. is the
toughest.
| Hope they'll let me wear heavy
. shoes" he says. Il want TO drop
fast when they spring the trap"
/ Two OF the men are wife killers
the rest murdered during hold-ups
The youngest is 10 and the Oldest
I is 40.
/ Nobody knows who is going u
spring the traps Nobody will tell
! for very good reasons. But on
man will pull roH"-cight times
/ one day. five the next.
The Washington herald., 1920-10-13
Celebration of Armistice
Signing to be Extended
Over 3 Days.
APPROVE K. C. GIFT
Local Veterans Pass Reso-
lutions Urging Rife
Ranges for District.

Approval Of the offer by the
Knights Of Columbus Of $4,000, 900 to
the American Legion for a war me-
mdTial in Washington. and plans to
make the Nations Capital one Of
the leading cities in America in
celebrating the signing Of the armis-
tice. were made at a meeting last
night OF the executive committee of
the District at headquarters, S25
Fifteenth street northwest.
Following the meeting, Col. James
\ Drain, department commander.
stated it is the intention Of the
local commander to cooperate in
every way to make Armistice Day a
memorable event. The day is TO be
devoted principally to devotional
exercises and is destined to become
a second Memorial Day il the Le-
giOn can make it so.
Austin 5. Imirie. commander OF
the Quentin Roosevelt Post here,
was named chairman OF commit
tee to plan the celebration.
The celebration will cover prac-
tiCaHy three days. Secretary OF
War Haker and Secretary of the
Navy Daniels yesterday were in
vited to participate.
With the American league bdSeDaIl
park already engaged for the OBJ
servanCe. il is the intention Of the
local committee to erect a Presiden-
tial box in front of the grandstand.
On either side will be the boxes OF
the Secretaries of War and Navy
Patriotic concerts will be held each
afternoon and evening.
Department commanders in Mary
land, Virginia and New York have
accepted Invitations.
The executive committee last might
adopted a resolution favoring the
$4,000, 900 memorial and directed
COmdr. Drain to forward it to the
national officers. Col. +. w. Gal.
hraith. jr. national commander OF
the legion is expected to call a
meeting of the national committee
OF which Col Drain is a member. as
soon as he has conferred with the
X. of c. officials in New York.
The executive committee also
adopted a resolution urging rife
ranges in Washington.
The Washington herald., 1920-10-13
CHICAGO LIVESTOCK.

Chicago, Oct. .-Hogs-Market
fairly active 25 to 40 cents lower
than yesterdays average. Average
cost Monday S15.14; weight 26O.
Cattle-Market very slow, medium
steers easier. Best she stock slow,
steady. others weak, bulls firm. Veal
calves open 25 to so cents lower.
stockers and feeders mostly slow to
shade lower. Receipts Westerns,
5000
Sheep Market-Fat lambs slow,
few early sales steady. no choice
lambs sold, sheep steady, feeders &C
tive strong to 25 cents higher.
Choice feeding lambs 1880.
The Washington herald., 1920-10-13
Returns to Orchestra
Until Next Inheritance

Bernard Parronchi. cellist with
the symphony orchestra of Cincin-
natl, is back in town. and will de-
vote his entire time to his art. for
he's had a good time for a year.
And why shouldn't he. He's spent
$2l5OO of the s25,OOO he inherited
and he spent it all seeing Europe.
Parronchi will not have to worry
about the future. for there's $3.50
600 due him when he becomes 81
years old. five years hence.
The Washington herald., 1920-10-13
Oil Portrait of Columbus
Unveiled at State Capitol

a Annapolis, Md, Oct. 12.-Colum-
BUS Day was more fittingly observed
in Annapolis today than ever before.
Several hundred Italian American
citizens of Baltimore and Annapolis
assembled in the chamber of the
House of Delegates at the state
House and paid tribute to their IL
lustriOus cOuntryman, Christopher
Columbus, and aided in unveiling a
handsome oil portrait of the dis
coverer.
Gov. Ritchie. Mayor Broening. of
Baltimore City; Anthony Rettaliata,
president of the United Italian So
cieties of Baltimore City. and An
tonic DimarcO. member Of the
House of Delegates, from Baltimore,
who was largely instrumental IN
having provision made for the por-
trait, in the State budget, delivered
patriotic speeches.
The Washington herald., 1920-10-13
Iowans TO Hear Voting Laws.
Town Gets Electric Lights.

Cumberland. Nd, oct. l2.-Electric
lights will illuminate the streets,
houses and stores OF RidEcIey, w.
Va. opposite this city. on Wednesday
evening. October % for the first
limo in its history. Tho current will
he supplicd by the Edison Electric
Illuminating Company of this city.
The Washington herald., 1920-10-13
MOTHER
SLASHES GIRLS
Forces Sons to Swallow
Acid, Then Cuts Her
Own Throat.
UBy UNIVERSAL Scrvicc.D

Geneva. n. Y, Oct 12.-Over-
whelmed by tragic desire to kill.
Mrs. Lucy Neider. 35, "a society
woman Of one of the most exclusive
sets here. in a temporary fit of in
sanity, slashed the throats OF her
two daughters and forced her two
little sons to swallow poison.
: The screams OF the boys at mid
night awakened their father, DR.
Charles II. Neider. Or. Neider over
powered his wife but not until she
had slashed her own throat.
All five victims are tonight on the
verge of death in the Geneva hos
pital.