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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
SALTS IF BACKACHY
AND KIDNEYS HURT
Stop Eating Meat for a While II
Your Bladder Is Troubling
You.

When you wake up with backache
and dull misery in the kidney region it
generally means you have been eating
too much meat, says well-known au-
thority. Meat forms uric acid which
overworks the kidneys in their effort
TO filter ii from the blood and they be-
come sort of paralyzed and loggy.
When your kidneys get sluggish and
clog you must relieve them. like you
relieve your bowels; removing all the
body's arlnOus waste. else you have
backache, sick headache, dizzy spells !;
your stomach sours. tongue is coated,
and when the weather is bad you have
rheumatic twinges. The urine is
cloudy. full of sediment. channels
often get sore, water scalds and you
are obliged 10 seek relief two or three
times during the night.
Either consult a good. reliable physi-
clan at once or get from your pharma-
cist. about four ounces of Jad Salts !;
take a tablespoonful in glass Of
water before breakfast for a few
days and your kidneys will then act
fine. This famous salts is made from
the acid of grapes and lemon juice,
combined with lithia, and has been
used for generations to clean and
stimulate sluggish kidneys, also TO
neutralize acids in the urine so it no
longer irritates. thus ending bladder
weakness.
Jad Salts is a life saver for regular
meat eaters 1t is inexpensive. cannot
injure and makes delightful. effer-
yescent iithia-water irlnk.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
HEADACHE
Often Caused by
ACid-Stonlacll

Yes, indeed, more often than you think.
Because ACID STOMACH. starting with in
digestion, heartburn, belching, food-repeat-
ing. bloat and gas, If not checked will even
tually affect every vital organ of the body.
Severe, binding, splitting headaches are.
therefore, of frequent occurrence a result
of this upset condition.
Take EATONIc. 1t quickly banishes acid
stomach with its sour bloat, pain and gas.
1t aids dgestion-heips the stomach get
full strength from every mouthful of food
you eat. Millions of people miserable,
weak, sick and Rlling because of ACID
STOMACH. .Poisons created by partly d.
gested food charged with acid, are absorbed
into the blood and distributed .L~Oughou
the entire system. This often causes rheu-
matism. biliousness. cirrhosis of the liver.
heart trouble, ulcers and even cancer OF
the stomach. II robs its victims of their
health undermines the strength OF the
most vigorous.
If you want to get back your physical
and mental strength-be fun Of vim and
vigor-enjoy life and be happy. you must
get rid of your acid stomach
In EAToNIC you will find the very help
you need and it's guaranteed. So get big
SOC box from your druggist today. II II
fails to please you return 1t and he will
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
HARDLY PAID FOR ExERTIoN
Didn't Recompense John for
His Disturbed Repose.

The clock struck the hour of three
The wife rose on one elbow and lis
tened. Then she nudged her side part
ner.
"John." she whispered. "there's @
burglar downstairs"
81 he deuce there is" exclaimed
John. jumping out Of bed. "Tll Show
him."
He crept downstairs. There was the
sound of crash, revolver shot and
the sullen thud of men engaged In
mortal combat. Then window
smashed and all was stlll. The terri
fed wife turned on the light and hur.
ried into the hall.
"John !" she called timorously.
"All right, my dear" called John. 81
found him. All he had was sixty cents. y
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05

regular, do not suffer the pains | used
to. keep house and do all my work. /
recommend your medicine to all who
suffer as did and you may use my let
ter as you like. Mrs. MINNIE MITCH
ELL, Harrington, Me.
There are many women who suffer as
Mrs. Mitchell did andwho are being bene-
flied by this great medicine every day.
1t has helped thousands of women who
have been troubled with displacements,
inflammation, liberation, Irregularities,
periodic pains, backache, that bearing
down feeling, Indigestion, and nervous
prostration.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound contains no narcotics or harmful
drugs. 1t is made from extracts of
roots and herbs and is safe medium
for women. If you need special advice
write Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co.
(confidential), Lynn, Mass.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
Mucn Alike.

The stage manager was hurriedly
giving instructions to his property
man.
"Did you say you wanted a window
or a widow, slr?' asked the latter.
somewhat perplexed.
81 said window" he replied, and add
ed, with a laugh, ''but they're both
much alike"
The property man scratched his
head.
Don't see how you make that out,
sir"
WELL" replied the stage manager,
"when 1 get near either Of them | al
ways look out"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
BILI0US!
Quickl Get Liver and
Bowels Right with
"CaScaretS"

Furred Tongue. Bad Taste, Indiges-
dcel, Sallow Skin, and Miserable Head
aches come from a torpid liver and
sluggish bowels, which cause the stom-
ach to become filed with undigested
food, which sOurs and ferments, FORM
ing acids, gases, and poisons. Cas-
carets tonight will give your bilious
liver and cOnstipated bowels thorough
cleansing and straighten you out by
morning. Cascarets never sicken or in
convenience you like nasty Calomel.
Salts. Oil, or gripping Pills. They
work while you sleep.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
LOOK AT ASPIRIN
you can get relief with
out fear.

When the Bayer Company intro
duced Aspirin over eighteen years ago,
physicians soon proved it a marvellous
help in relieving Rheumatism, Colds,
Headache. Neuralgia, Earache. Tooth
ache, Lumbago, Neuritis, Aching
Joints, and Pain I'm general.
To get this same genuine, world
famous Aspirin. you must ask for
Slayer Tablets Of Aspirin" marked
with the "Bayer Cross" You will find
safe and proper directions in every
unbroken package.
Handy tin boxes of IL tablets cost
only a few cents. Druggists also sell
larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin is
the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture
Of Observation-Disclosures of Salicylic-
acid.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05

II may be that you are mysteriously SD
tackled by pain in back. Qumbsgo). or
limbs. neuralgia" pains-shooting any,
where. Backschs of any kind is often
caused by kidney disorder. which means
that the kidneys are not working properly.
Poisonous matter and uric acid accumu-
late within the body in gress abundance,
oyerworking the sick kidneys. pe-haps you
have become nervous, Respondent, sick,
feverish. = irritable, have spots appearing
before the eyes. bags under the lids. and
lack ambition to do things. The latest and
most effective means Of overcoming such
trouble. is to drink plenty of water between
meals, and take single Anuric (anti-uric-
acid) Tablet before each meal for Sniie. ~
until recovered. All druggists.
Corunna, Mich.:-"I had been sick
long time with kidney and bladder trouble.
Had backache all the time. l did every
thing, but could not find any relief. One
day saw an advertisement of Anuric
(anti-uric-acid) in the paper. ] sent 10
cents to DR.. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel.
Buffalo, N. Y. for trial package. The
sample did me so much good that got more
from the druggist. can't begin TO tell
what Anuric has done for me. will always
speak good word for it, for can't be too
grateful" MRS. JULIA M0NTFoRT.
Box 40.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
SHE WEARS NOTHING
FADED AND SHABBY
But Diamond Dyes" Her Old, Apparel
Fresh and New.

Don't worry about perfect results.
Use Diamond Dyes" guaranteed TO
give a new, rich. fadeless color to any
fabric. whether II be wool, Sill. linen,
cotton or mixed goOds,--dresses,
blouses stockings, skirts, children's
coats, feathers-everything
Direction Book in package tells how
to diamond dye over any color. To
match any material, have dealer show
you Diamond Dye" Color Card.-Adv.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
Fathers Amendment.

"And what do you propose to do
now, William asked the father Of
the son who has just come home after
graduation at college.
'Oh,' yawned the optimistic young
man, Il think I'll go over to New York
and look for a position at five thou
sand per-you understand At five
thousand per-"
"Oh, yes" said the old man. II nm
derstand. You mean at FIVE thousand
perhaps. pathfinder.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
SAYS PILES ALL GONE
AND MO MORE ECZEMA

head and could not get anything to stop
the agony. l saw your ad and got one
box of Peterson's Ointment and owe you
many thanks for the good IL has done me.
There isn't blotch on my head now and
I couldn't help but thank Peterson, for
the cure is great" Miss Mary Ill., 40
Third avenue, Pittsburgh, Pa.
81 have had itching piles for Is years
and Peterson's Is the only ointment that
relieves me. besides the piles seem to
have gone" A. b. Ruger, 11T Washing.
ton avenue Racine, Wis.
Use Peterson's Ointment for old sores.
salt rheum chatting and all skin diseases.
IS cents. Druggists recommend It Mall
orders filed by Peterson Ointment Cos
Buffalo, N. Y.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05

and such a bear
ing do W n feel
ing that ! could not
stand on my feet.
] also had other dis
tressing symptoms.
At times / had to
give up work. |
tried a number of
remedies but Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound did
me more good than
anything else. / am
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
Stunned.

IF labor persists in its arrogance"
said the town man, the time will come
when the hired man who does full
and honest days work will be de-
nOunced as a traitor by his class"
THE hired man who does-goOd
gosh !-what2' astoundedly yelled
Farmer Bentover-Kansas City Star.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
Some Practice.

IIe-lt strikes me that you seem to
know great deal about being made
love to.
. She--You don't suppose, do you. that
i have spent all the best part of my
young life In knitting sweaters?
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
TunneiInn Machine.

A Texas plumber is the inventor Of
a hand operated tunneling machine
for laying sewer pipes without digging
trenches.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05

"Do you think II is right for wife
10 go through her husbands pockets?"
Il don't know about its being right.
, ut ! do know If all husbands are like
mine, IL is waste of time"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
He Wasn't Lonesome.

Old Lady-And what place did you
spend most of your time in in France?
Ancient A. E. F.'er-Brig, ma'am.-
Home Sector.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
PATONlC
CToR YOUR AcID-sToMAcD
ttammer and Homes.

whats all that racket overheadT
SSH! The composer above is COM
posing a lullaby"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
DUPLICATES.

"Those coIored twins are just like
each other" Yes; one is a carbon
copy of the other"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
Cold.

Jones-What became of that SHIN
my dancer YOU used to go with?
Jones-She shook me.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
Mo Wonder.

81 tell you. that girl rings true"
mo wonder, when she's belle."-
Baltimore American.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05

Theatrical managers and astrono-
mers are always trying to discover
new stars.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05

girl who let's young man have
his own way during courtship Is ouiy
blding htr time
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05

A man who merely talks about his
wrongs is not as dangerous as ons
who writes about them.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05

Sharp tongues are apt TO sever
friendship.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05

When used as a cloak religion is a
misfit on most people.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
Lift off Corns!
Doesn't hurt a bit and Freezone
costs only a few cents.

With your fingers! You can lift off
any hard corn, soft corn, or corn be-
tween the toes, and the hard skin cal
luses from bottom of feet.
A tiny bottle of "Freezone" costs
little at any drug store; apply few
drops upon the corn or callous. In
stantly it stops hurting, then shortly
you lift that bothersome corn or cal
lous right off, root and all, without
one bit of pain or soreness. Truly
No humbug ADV.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
out OF sloht.

Judge-"Didn't you see the lady IN
Ill you struck herr Motorlst-"No;
was looking nj her hat"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05

Go after the dollars. the pennies win
come tagging along
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
SICK WOMEN
HEAR ME
You Can Be Free from Pain
as / Am, If You Do as | Did.

Harrington, Me- suffered with
backache- mains through nv hips
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
There would be a very slzabie rush
of town boys to the farm If town boys
had their way.
Now Il the Time to Get Rid Of
Thann IIsIv Snofa

There's no longer the slightest need Of
feeling ashamed Of your freckles. as Othtne
double strengths guaranteed to remove
these homely spots.
Simply get an ounce OF Othlne--double
stTength--from your druggist. and apply q
little Of II night and morning and you
should soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun 10 disappear while the lighter
have vanished entirely. II In seldom
that more than one ounce is needed to com
peteiy clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion
BE sure to ask for the double strength
Othine as this is sold under guarantee Of
money back II Il fails to remove freckleA
The real test of the songs popular
fly Is the parody.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle Of
c]ASTORIA. that famous old remedy
for infants ard children, and see that it
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05

ana rub In lightly with fingers:
add water slowly until of right
consistency to roll out. Divide in
halves; roll out one half thin;
put on in small pieces half re-
naming shortening; fold upper
and lower edges in to center:
fold sides In to center. fold sides
to center again; roll out thin and
put on pie plate. Repeat with
other half for top crust.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-05-05
Apple Pie

~ cups -four
IL teaspoons Royal Baking
Powder
n teaspoon salt
tablespoons shortening
apples. or quart sliced apples
3 tablespoons sugar
teaspoon milk
SIT -four, baking powder and
salt; add shortening and rub in
very lightly: add just enough
cold water to hold dough to-
gether. Roll half out on Toured
board. line bottom of pie plate;
fill in apples. which have been
washed, pared and cut into thin
slices; sprinkle with sugar: fla
vor with cinnamon or nutmeg;
wet edges Of crust with cold
water; roll out remainder OF pas
try: cover pie, pressing edges
tightly together and bake In
moderate oven 30 minutes.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26
PECULIAR TYPE OF ORATOR
Small Worder That in This 6ombastfc
Age He Created Something of
a Sensation.

The speaker of the occasion was of
such unusual appearance that the au-
dience gasped or giggled, according to
the preferences of its members, when
he came upon the rostrum.
Ladies and gentlemen" he harshly
began, poverty would be abolished in
this country if we could only save and
devote to some useful purpose the time
we waste in listening to Hons, Chau-
tauqua lecturers, pointers with pride
and viewers with alarm, singers
who cannot sing, babbling bards,
parents of bright children, bearers
OF messages to the waiting world,
and sundry other bores whom 1t is not
necessary to mention at this time"
And peculiar as was his personal
appearance, his procedure was more
unique, for, having said his say, he
bowed grimly and retired from the
rostrum.-Kansss City Star.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26
A Feeling Of Security

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such medicine is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle of Swamp Root.
1t is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
1t is not stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses.
1t is not recommended for everything.
1t is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad-
der. troubles.
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root.
If you need medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26
BOSCHEE'S SYRUP

AHays Irritation, Soothes and Heals
Throat and Lung inflammation.
The constant irritation of a cough
keeps the delicate membrane of the
throat and lungs in congested con-
dition. Boschee's Syrup has been a
favorite household remedy for colds,
coughs, bronchitis and especially for
lung troubles, in thousands of homes
all over the world, for the last fifty
four years, giving the patient a good
nights rest, free from coughing, with
easy expectoration in the morning. For
sale everywhere.-Adv.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26
THIS BOOKKEEPER LOST OUT
Might Have Known That Request for
Raise in Salary Would Not Give
Boss Satisfaction.

A labor leader was defending
strikes.
"How could men get better pay
without striking for it?" he said to a
New York reporter. "By asking for
it, do you think?
Il once knew a young bookkeeper
who went to his boss and asked for a
dollar raise. The boss flew into a
terrible passion.
But faltered the bookkeeper,
there is nothing unreasonable, sir, in
my request. Don't you remember
promising me a raise after I'd been
with you a yearT
"'Yes,' Kissed the boss, but don't
you remember that 1 made this raise
conditional on your giving me every
satisfaction?
"'Oh, dear! Haven't satisfied you,
sirT said the young bookkeeper, pitt
fully.
Satisfied me? yelled the boss, do
you think you are satisfying me when
you ask me for raiser"
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26
Every Drop of Your Blood
Should Be Absolutely Pure

Any slight disorder or impurities
is source of danger, as every vital
organ of the body depends upon the
blood supply to properly perform
its functions.
Many painful and dangerous dis
eases are the direct result of a bad
condition of the blood. Among the
most serious are Rheumatism, with
its torturing pain; Eczema. letter,
Erysipelas and other disfguring
skin diseases; general debility,
which makes the strongest men
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26
Condensation by
Richard Henry Dana.

TN the creation of living character
Thackeray stands simply alone among
noVelists," says Saintsbury. Becky
sharp, interruptions and fascinating
colonel NewcOme, noble and IOyabIe,
Give and Pendennis, natural young
men-alI, from Barry Lyndon to Denis
DuVaI, live and have a being of their
own. "Once created" says Thackeray,
"they lead and follow where they di-
rect. have never seen the
people describe nor heard the CONVEX
sations put down. 1 am often
astOnished myself to read 1t. .
1t seems as IL an occult power was
moving the PEN"
1t was this very quality of a life
outside his own mind which made his
characters so vivid to himself as well
as to his readers. He says: 81 know
these people utterIy-I know the sound
of their voices" He even visited, after
the publication of ''Vanity Fair" the
hotel in Brussels where Becky had
stopped. He never grew tired of most
OF these people who were born out of
his imagination. The one who bored
him was EsmOnd, and he lived In the
only novel of Thackeray's which was
completely planned.
ParadOxicaIly enough, while his
people thus lived outside of himself,
settings and episodes throughout his
novels are traceab1e to his own eIpe-
rience. His school, CharterhOuse, ap-
pears as SlaughterhOuse and Grey
FrIars; PendennIs at his university re-
I3ved Thnckeray's own life; Grub
street and it's Inhabitants existed in
reality as in @Pendennis."
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26

tables. I men
toned the matter
several times, and
my wife said she
would give the
hired girl a holi-
day and get me up
a boiled dinner,
such as we used
to have in the hal
cyon days. The
b a n quet W a s
scheduled for yes
terday, and 1
looked forward to
1t like a hungry
wolf. [ coIII1n't
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26
Variety the Spice Of Meals.

"a man shouldn't always eat the
same food; he should vary his meals"
said the man making conversation.
'That's right" answered the seedy
looking chap.
'"Then you vary your meals, take
it?"
"Sure thing. Some days 1 get two
meals, some days only one, and some
days 1 get none."-Yonkers States
man.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26
cuticura soothes Baby Rashes

That itch and burn with hot baths
of Cuticura Soap followed by gentle
anointings Of Cuticura Ointment.
Nothing better. purer, sweeter. espe-
cially if a little of the fragrant Cuti-
cura Talcum is busted on at the fin
fish. 25e each everywhere.-Adv.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26
What They Needed.

Owning a car these days isn't the
happiest of things. At any rate, so
the man told us. He was standing
where many cars passed. And he
dropped a card into each car. The card
read, eve buy for immediate cash,
diamonds, jewelry and precious
stones" We asked why he distributed
the cards to automobile owners. BE
cause they need money to run their
cars. That's my experience. New
York Globe. a
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26

helpless, and many other diseases
are the direct result of impure
blood.
You can in large measure avoid
liability to disease by the use of
S. S. S., the wonderful blood rem
edy that has been in constant use
for more than fifty years. s. S. s..
cleanses the blood thoroughly. It
is sold by druggists everywhere.
For valuable literature and med
ical advice absolutely free, write
today to Chief Medical Adviser,
159 Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26
MANY Miles Of Pipina.

If the water and gas mains which
underlie the streets of New York city
were placed end to end they would
form a continuous pipe line sufficient
ly long to reach from the Atlantic to
the Pacific coast.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26
Prize, Anyhow.

Benham-I don't think you need any
more clothes.
Mrs. Benham-I don't, if you want
me to win the prize offered by our So
ciety for old-fashioned costumes
Kansas City Star.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26
PERvERsITY OF THINGS

SsTT BEATS all how fate puts a
A. crimp in mans fondest ambi-
tons," said the retired merchant. Ere
Gently have been hungering for an
old-fashioned boiled dinner, composed
of corn beef and all the standard vege-
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26
Progressing Slowly.

misunderstanding any progress to-
wards getting acquainted with those
people next door?
Wife-Just a little. Their cat In
vited orr cat over to little sing-song
last night.-Stray Stories.
The Meridian times. (Meridian, Idaho) 1909-1938, 1920-11-26
Watered Stock,

Jimmie Visiting his uncle in the
country)-"Oh, Uncle George, your
hired man is not honest. He let tn
cows drink a whole lot of water just
before he MIXED them"