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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-16
Ye Towne Gossip.

Registered Q. 8 Patent Office
By X. c. b.

JUST IMAGINE.
A GREAT long hall
WITH A couple Of balconies
AND SEATS provided
FOR FOURTEEN thousand
AND THE seats all full.
AND EVERY aisle.
A MOVING stream
OF HUMAN beings
AND THE heat intense.
AND A woman beside you
WITH A box OF chocolates
THAT HAVE grown soft
AND HER fingers smeared-
AND FOR your neighbOr.
on THE other side.
A GREAT fat man
WITH A great round fan.
AND WEARING no coat.
AND MoPPING his brow.
AND sPILLING over.
INTO PART OF your seat.
AND so little room.
BETWEEN YOUR seat
AND THE seat ahead
THAT THERE isn't an inch.
N WHICH TO stretch
AND IF you stand up.
A SCORE OF persons
oRYI -sIT down"
AND Up ahead
on THE speakers stand
A MOVING figure.
AND A great big voice.
THAT SINGS the praise
OF WHOEVER it is.
THAT HE win name.
As A candidate
To BE voted upon.
AND DOWN in the center.
OF ALL the crowd
ARE THE delegates.
WHO WILL name the man
AND THEY sit there.
AND NEVER applaud.
AND THE speaker is through
AND TIE galleries cheer.
AND THEY keep it going.
As LONG as they can
AND so it goes.
THROUGH THE whole Ions da
AND THE roll is called
AND CALLED again
AND AFTER a while.
A HANDFUL OF men.
PASS THE word along.
AND A man is named.
AND THE stars and Stripes.
FROM THE buildings roeE
THAT FLOAT on high.
PROCLAIM THE glory.
OF A great free land.
WHERE THE people rule.
AND MAYBE they do.
AND ANYWAY.
H THEY think they do.
FAR BE It from me.
TO STIR up a fuss.
AT THIS late date.
THANK you
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-16

Since Brvan saws he would permit no teachers to give
instruction IN American schools unless they Christians
he probably viii not be asked lay the stone at
any Jewish educational institutions.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-16
50 The Blooming Desert.

WHEN Thomas NJ Schumacher president OF the Il Fao
w Southwestern railroad, refers to it we know he
dead in earnest In the latest issue Of Amerca At Work
published In St Louis, Nj Schumacher has page ABOUT
the vast territory lying tributary TO FL Paso He says IN
aDry farming is simply thrift in the Of moisture in
regions of scant rainfall By this thrift the Dawson
branch of the FL Paso Southwestern there raised
last year thousand carloads million bushels-of wheat
on lands which under ordinary farming conditions would
not be wheat lands at all The yield excellent running
from 25 TO 80 bushels acre almost twice much as
the Weld for the wheat fields of the United States IN 1913
The present has been wet and already assured
The general crop outlook Texas IS Of the most
couraging character"
M Schumacher says the raising Of long staple cotton
Is an experiment being tried successfully In the I'M
gated lands along the Rio Grande, and adds This long
staple cotton in special demand for the making Of auto
mobile tires Another industry which is IN its infantry With
production of the guayule plant This IS rubber
producing plant which grows wild in the deserts good
part Of the wealth Of the Maderos founded upon t
The railroad president says he does not believe however
that the efforts Burbank between the long staple
cotton and the guayue plant in effort to grow auto
mobile tires viii be successful
Referring to the copper mines Of Arizona Mr. Schu-
acher says that to fall in demand for this metal
the mines are producing only about go percent of normal
He believes however they viii be producing 70 percent
of capacity The output IN cokng coal and coke the
southern slope Of the Ration range in northern New Mexico
IS estimated at 5000 tons day An important deposit OF
manganese has been developed Tombstone ARR, M
Schumacher says He gives well deserved praise to the
Carnegie desert laboratory at Tucson for its work
The east is learning where Of natures greatest
storehouses IN America IS The east VIII believe man
like M Schumacher and shall al be glad to give the
people Of the east detailed information
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-16
A Line O. Cheer
Each Day O. The Year
By JOHN FSENDRICK BANGS.
THE GLORIOUS DAYS.

THE GLORIOUS DAYS.
IITHATEER thy lot nay be
w IN joy or misery
Each morning pause 20 praise
The glory OF the days
Thy GOD hath given nee
So many Wondrous hours
With which thy path he d0wers
For deeds that thou m1yst do
In service tried and true
According 10 thy power-
Each passing golden minute
With treasures rich within &c.
And for shy soaring soll
Some distant cleaning goal
That beckons thee 10 Win it.
Copyright, 1890. By the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate
than a score OF years. died this morn
ing at his home on Para street in
East FL Paso.
Mrs J. H Nations and little dauEh-
ter. Mary. are spending Few days
on the Nations ranch
Mrs w. W Turney has Just re-
turned from Alpine.
Mrs. Jack Happier ard children
have gone to Cioudcroft
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-16
Bedtime Stories For The Little Ones
UNCLE wIGGILY AND The UGLY STUMP.
BY 5 z KIsEh
The Great Aduenture.


ling nose. Tor ] haVt oeen Was1ed n
many a rain storm
Uncle Wiggily stuck his red, white
and blue striped rhsumatism crutch
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-16

England is lucky she has only Ireland demanding lib
erty In America 11ooo0OO0 persons are demanding it.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-16

found. The Mescalero reservation Is ideal
And now it is about to be despoiled.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-16

An automobile should have a phonograph attachment
that viii yell for help when somebody tries to steal it
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-16

America is discovering that when sets ont to save
he World one bites off more than one can chew.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-16

Candidates who can't stand on their party platform
light try lying On the bunk
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25
Three Albuquerque
Women Going On
Visit To S. America

Mrs. Gail Osborne OF Carrizozo took
up her new duties at the court house
today. Mrs. Osborne Is to take the
place OF Miss Lucy Harris, deputy
clerk OF the district court, who will
go TO South America for six months.
Miss Harris and her sisters. Mrs.
Roderick Slower and Miss Estelle
Harris, leave Albuquerque september
8 to be gone for n half year on n
visit TO their brother. Frank x. Har-
ris, who Is located In Modellin, ColomI
bia. Mr.. Harris is with the foreign
branch of tine National City bank OF
New York and has been In South
America over n year. Miss Lucy
Harris has been in the office OF the
district clerk for nearly seven years.
and her absence win be keenly felt
by the lawyers OF the district as we'll
rs the personnel OF the office. Her
skill und accuracy in legal work
makes her a valuable person In her
office,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25

WASHINGTON. Aug. 25.-Is la
Toilette to run as a third party san
didate after all? From a telegram
just received here 1t looks as II tho
answer might be yes. The wire comes
from Michigan and reads; Liberal
party successfully launched in Michi-
gan neutrality-suspicious. being filed
funds raised-cOmmitices appointed.
State convention will be held o o and
formal organization completed--pco-
pie here enthusiastic"
All OF which appears to mean that
the Forty Fighters have persuaded La
Toilette to run as a Liberal Party"
candidate anyhow.
Which may mean that the farmer.
labor party candidate. Farley n.
Christensen, viii Withdraw. Shortly
after his nomination IN Chicago
Christensen said he would Withdraw II
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25
DOLSHEWN CALLED
FOE OF DEMOCRACY
Sir Auckland Geddes
Classes Soviets AS
Reactionaries.
~ rrs a..aelA.ss ..s..

ST. LOUIS, Aug. 2l.-The Bolshe-
Wiki were pictured as enemies OF
democracy. OF Lincoln's ideal OF gov
eminent OF the people, by the people,
In an address by Sir Auckland Geddes,
deliverd before tho American Bar
Associations annual convention here
today. The British ambassador said
that the Bolsheviki were the real re-
dictionaries ~endeavoring to establish
n privileged class called the prole-
tnrlat.
sir Auckland declared that Great
Britain and the United States are CO.
trustees for humanity that theory n
practice OF democracy shall not suffer
distortion or diminution In spite Of
~avnlanchcs Of assault loosed upon II
by It's enemies.
Sir Auckland. said hat Lincoln
hest epitoinized the best form OF gov
eminent tho human race had been
able to devise as "by the people, for
the people, hut he added only q
trifling minority OF the peoples OF
the world understood It. would
like to he convinced that there was
n majority really understandingly IN
favor Of II In the British isles.
''If the idea II to continue without
IA serious setback. we people who be
lieve In Il will nave to stand FIRMLY
together for there are powerful
forces opposed to T."
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25
MEN,. GET
OPPORTUNITY IN
SOUTH AMERICA
Cuban Representative of a Large
Manufacturing Concern to Meet
Applicants at Business College.

A representative OF a large eastern
manufacturing nce win be al the
Albuquerque Buainess college tonight
at 7;t5 and desires to meet a number
OF young men who are Interested
In business positions with this concern
In latin-American countries.
At n meeting held at the Albu-
querque Business college about ten
days ago. ten young men Indicated
n desire to take up the work. The
result OF that meeting was so salts
factory that the New York office OF
the concern n sending it's Cuban re-
preventative 10 Albuquerque for a
personal interview with the men.
The requirements for the work are;
A good education, business ability.
good character. ability to handle
Spanish we'll. age from 22 to 90.
Local young men should he pres
ent tonight at 7;1h. Out-of-town
young men should write to A%lbuquer-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25
Ration Red Cross
Worker Tells of
Her Work Here

Mrs. Emma Kcgel, director OF the
Home Service section Of the RED
Cross la ltuion, wns u visitor at Inc
local lied Cross office To-Day. Mrs.
kegel's work in the Ration office IN
well known over the state, as her
chapter MAS the first In the state 10
Take uver the civilian relief. Several
other cities have since gone into the
civilian branch OF the work, but ltaiOn
was first beginning u year 8 las,
April.
I'm Ration" Mrs. Kegel explained.
I'VE have no associated charities Us
you have here, and some one and
some institution was needed TO do
that work. II w. of course the puf-
pose OF the Rec Cross TO supplement
the existing Institutions. and TO step
in and fll a need where 1t Is founn.
We found the need, and We are trying
TO fill It," .
Mrs. Kegel's efforts to fill the need
OF an associated charities bureau In
Ration are extensive. They take her
into every sort of situation, and Into
all sorts OF problems connected with
family welfare. Health, employment,
. schools. churches. all the institutions
which touch upon the family life, are
tools In Mrs. Kegel's hands for the
good OF the family.
The Santa Fe railroad, the mines
in the Ration district II other indus
tries In hat region cooperate with
the Red Cross In furnishing employ
ment where Il Is needed. the doctors
cooperate with Mrs. Kegel In health
conditions. and schools and churches
aid her at every possible opportu-
nifty.
Mrs. Kegel herself, n pleasing per-
Ronulity who rndiate efficiency, gives
the personal touch necessary to make
any form OF aid to families needing
II IA vital force u useful sort II
charity, which does not take he self
respect away from the person receiv-
ing IL.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25

la Toilette could be induced to enter
the race,
\ lemon. between the jaws OF a
lemon squeezer Yields a liberal amount
OF juice to the FIRST firm squeeze.
The juice Is there and u doesn't
take much pressure TO bring It out.
As the pressure increases the juice
Toes not increase In proportior-
very hard squeeze produces only a
moderate amount OF Juice and after
awhile the Juice stops flowing except
for a few struggling trickies.
It's the same way with raising
transportation rates. freight and
passengcr-raiiway and traction COM
panies. The first vigorous increase In
rates squcezes out n considerable rev.
enue.
But rs the rates are SHARPLY IN
creased the income Il not Increased
In proportion. In fact. a point Is
reached where there IL no Increase
and after that the revenue falls on.
The rate becomes "prohibitive."
The passenger-if Il be n street car
cOmpany-walks SO ave the eight
cents. or Il II he a railway company
The traveller stays AT home. on con-
Hnes his trips TO bare necessity.
The jobber takes his salesman on
the road and does business by mail.
The freight seeks a local market
or gets itself distributed BY automo-
bile trucks. Or Il may even rot on the
ground or lie IN a warehouse unused.
No matter how hard a Heueezed
lemon Is sQueezed u viii not give q
Juice.
The other end or this proposition Is
illustrated by the excursion. Special
low rates are madc-larEo extrn
equipment Is brought Into use and hy
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25

ST. JAMES. Mich. Aug. 2s.-The
priest OF Holy Cross parish. the pic
turesque fishing colony on Beaver
Island. is Rev. Fr. Il. j. Jewell. and
he believes he holds more jobs than
any man In America.
Here are some OF his positions.
Priest.
Physician.
Surgeon.
Dentist.
Midwife.
Librarian.
Captain OF the 81. James baseball
team.
Third baSeman and pinch hitter.
United States weather observer.
Official '~'bouncer' at dances.
official marine sigma! d~lsplayman.
Notary public.
Agricultural expert.
Historian.
Teacher OF music and dancing.
Emergency harvest hand.
Father Jewels territory, extend
Ing over all the Beaver Island group.
encompasses "A population Of about
1000.
There is no other doctor on the
Island, and Father Jeweil performs
major operations. including nmputa-
lions. and last winter brought the set
Element through an epidemic Of diph-
liberia with the loss Of but Il single
life.
He has introduced several species
OF vegetables among the Islanders,
who are better fishermen than farm
ers.
The ritual OF blessing the nets on
Beaver Island IL probably not dupli-
Gated anywhere In America.
Father Jewell has been seven years
OF Beaver Island.
Il have asked the bishop to per-
nit me to stay here among these
wonderful people until l die" he
said.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25
Gallup Driver To
Enter Auto Speed
Races at Juarez

Napoleon Brothers of this city have
engaged Leo Leaden Of Gallup to
drive for them In speedway contests
at Junrez. Sept : and q.
He will drive n 100 horsepower
Hudson In which he made some re-
cords In races held here last spring.
Lenden at these aces, Il will he
remembered. did some OF the best
driving seen in Albuquerque recent
~.
Al Juarez. Lenden will meet some
of the fastest racers In the business,
but Napoleon brothers fecl confident
that he will carry off some OF the
hOnOrg.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25
CLOUDBURST WASHES
OUT RAILWAY TRACK
Ell Paso Trains Arrive
Here Late Due To
Trouble at Rincon.

A clondburst near Rincon. n. NJ,
late yesterdas WISHED u bridgea on
the santa ZEE r,ili cad n destroyed
crops valued AZ many thousands Of
dollars.
Trains on the main line and the
Silver City branch OF the Santa Fe
were delayed severn hoLrs.
Train 40. $40 from El Paso. u
to arrive Mt : o'clock this morning
was tied up behind The washout n
did not get In until / o'clock this
afternoon.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25
MAYOR SAYS II. G. l.. HAS
hit HIS TOWN. TOO

HoUsToN-'This city is up
against the high cost OF living Just
about the same Is II hits the average
family" say Mayor Amerman in ex-
planning that, though the clty's v
nue. would he about $500, 900 greater
than last year. II would be more
than. taken up by Increased costs
of city government.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25

carrying a thousand persons Cor half
the rate. the company makes ms much
money as Il would make ny carrying
500 people for double the rate. and an
the eco illustration u has given
service. which. after all. Is one Of the
purposes for which such concerns
exist.
Yes. Mr.. Ultimate Consumer. you
are the lemon.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25
THE OAMOuFIAGE AGE.

Ethel: Who was that new girl ! saw
you with last night?
Jack. That wasn't a new girl. That
was my old girl ~painted over.-The
HtoVer Striver.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25
GOOD SCHOOL SHOES
$500 and $3.50

Some shoes may cost less per pair than
these lace and button gunmetal shoes for
school boys, but none cost less per month Of
wear. We'd like to prove il TO every parent
in Albuquerque.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25

Don't wish you could find a ,os-fInd IL.
Don't wish you could rent your apart
Dcn'i %isi you could sell your house,
Sell Il.
ny using the Herald's Classified Columns.
Phone ath. Phone adb.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25
BOYS SCHOOL BLOUSES
$1.00, $1.25, $1.5O

chambray and fancy striped blouses
with neat collars attached, made to fit boys
from 6 to Is years old.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25
Milne Family Reunited;
Two Are Lost 3 Days

Mr.. and Mrs. John Milne. their non
Jimmie. aged . years Ane Mrs
Mines mother, Mrs. Mary Laurence.
are again rcunited fIlef three days
% anxiety due to r tiIIn trip, a
washout. and change o. plans thRt
resulted.
Mr.. and Mrs. Milne ieft hero nst
week for Taos by aufomonlio and
Mrs. Laurence and tho boy went by
train. A Morn there Wnf n r~aaiIo1I
and Mrs. Laurence rot o{f tht train
there instead 81 fciufnlH1 10 Santa
re. When she diI not arrive Al
Taos ar. and Mrs Milne ttfen =
search. AR. Milne had Nnnt So f4nI1
Re when Mira i~nuF<ucr 4FF|Vod ri
Taos. nut he RETURNED fHtI+ HaH Iir4
are @ preparing 70 contin1f ,hslf
outing.
The ase OF electricity Ii Holland
has more than Aoobisd a.nte IaI1'
4 HItE>18u MANI 40
will hiring fesu'1a. Phone AS ana
insert your "a.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25

que business college giving full In
formation. references, and, IL possible,
"a phuto.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-25
ChHdren'S Hose 3oc

"A splendid three-thread, heavily
ribbed cotton hose for boys, and a
fine seamless hose for girls and chill
dren all sizes.
Cheyenne record., 1920-07-22
Pullman Co. Files Claims.

Neutrality-suspicious. totaling $24,-
Az, ,264 have been filed by the Pullman
Company with the railroad administra-
tiOn. OF this amount $12,OOO,OOO is for
compensation for the rental OF its
properties during the period of fed
eral control, and the balance for de-
probation of equipment and for sup
plies and cash taken over by the gov
ernment. Max Thelen, head of the
liquidation division of the railroad ad
ministration, has sent representatives
to Chicago and other cities to check
up on the claims of the Pullman Com
pany.
Cheyenne record., 1920-07-22
HE WANTED 1T RUBBED IN
Congressman Evidently Was Not Sat.
isfied With Knowing Himself to
Be Fool.

A wealthy western congressman,
says the Argonaut. much against his
will, erected magnificent mansion in
Washington to please his wife and
daughter. The congressman was Of
plain tastes and had no liking for the
social activities of the national cap
ltal. One day an old friend visited
him. Wearing a face of the deepest
gloom, the owner of the stately home
escorted his caller throughout the
place. The visitor was admiring and
enthusiastic. but the host said little
DR. nothing. When the inspection was
finished and the two had returned to
the library on the first floor, the Wis
ltor said:
"we1l, Jim, you certainly can't say
that you haven't everything that you
want"
Eyes, / can," replied the millionaire
soberly; II want a parrot"
"Why parrot?'
az should like to hang him over the
front door, so that every time enter
this place he can yell out, There
comes that old fool again !"-Youth's
Companion.
Cheyenne record., 1920-07-22
noI.hexiki Refuse Armi.tice.

London.-The reply Of the Russian
soviet government to the British note
concerning an armistice with Poland
rejects in substance the British peace
proposal. The BOlsheviki decline to
come to London, because they say
Great Britain is not impartial. They
also object to the admission to the
conference Of delegates from the Bal
tic states, saying Russia already has
made peace with them. AS to Poland,
the Bolshevist government points out
that the proposed armistice line is un-
fair to Poland, and that with direct
negotiations the Bolsheviki are pre-
pared to grant Poland much more
favorable frontier The tone OF the
reply is sarcastic and is aimed at driv-
ing a wedge between Poland and the
allies by stimulating Polish dissatis-
faction at the British proposal. The
reply will make it more difficult for
Great Britain to enter into trade re-
lations with Russia.
Cheyenne record., 1920-07-22
Acid Stomach
Makes the Body Sour
Nine Out of Ten People
Suffer From It

It sends its harmful acids and gases an
over the body, instead of health and
strength. Day and night this ceaseless dam
age goes on. No matter how strong, its
victim cannot long Withstand the health,
destroying effects of an acid stomach.
Good news for millions of suffererA
Chemists have found = sure remedy-ons
that takes the acid up and carries it out
Of the body; of course, when the cause b
removed, the sufferer gets well.
Bloating, indigestion, sour, acid, gassy
stomach miseries all removed. This i
proven by over half = million ailing folks
who have taken EATONIC with wonder.
full benefits. 1t can be obtained from any
druggist, who will cheerfully refund its
triAing cost if not entirely satisfactory.
Everyone should enjoy its benefits. Ere
quently the first tablet gives relief.
Cheyenne record., 1920-07-22
SHIFTING STATUE OF LIBERTY
oIdtimers Simple Explanation Of
Matter That Had Greatly Puzzled
the Rookie Cob.

The destroyer ,Sharkey, which ar
rived in New York harbor some days
ago, dropped anchor near the Statue
of Liberty on the starbOard side. but
during the night the tide shifted 1t
about to the port side.
This transformation was most per-
picking to rookie COB. who finally
confided his problem to G. P. O.
"Well, you see, it's like this" the
oldtimer informed him. New York
and Brooklyn both claim the statue,
so to stop the argument the govern
ment lets New York have it one day
and then moves 1t over to the Brook
lyn side the next."-American Legion
Weekly.
Cheyenne record., 1920-07-22
Railroads Lay OF Men.

Philadelphia, Pa.-A 10 per cent re-
duction in the working force OF the
Pennsylvania railroad will be made
shortly it was announced here at the
company's office. In the eastern re-
giOn alone, which takes in the terri
tory east of Altoona, between 1000
and 1900 workers will be laid off, 1t
was stated. 1t was stated the reduc-
ton was rendered necessary by the
fact that expenses have been exceeding
income for some time past