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Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-05-31
Ripping Rhymes
AT NIGHT.

AT NIGHT.
When lay down to rest at ten minutes after nne hav-
ing all day done best tranquil is this heart of NINE have
gained honest PUNK earned in the sweat that pours
lie bunk sprngng ground and lofty have done
evil trick have done neghbo ILL., have eeced trusting
hck have jumped merchants BILL If Pve injured any gent
if I've caused the least Distress twas not done with fell intent
twas pure awkwardnes guess So seek my humble cot and
dreams my spirit and the neghbors hear wot all my
plain and fancy Oh the long and dragging nights that
the crooked people know Then it that Conscience smtes with
solar pexu blow In the day the sinful guys may proceed with
naughty tread the night the ghosts arise and stand grnng
round the bed If you'd know sleep profound if you'd know
what dreams mea if you'd have ghosts around you
must have mind There the night there
phantoms breathing if conscience isn't white the
well known driven
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-05-31
Dishonesty Follows
Trail Of War God
In German CAPITAL

Berlin.-In these disturbed u.,s
when the revolution profiteer"- he
successor of the war profiteer--tlaun,s
his newly acquired wealth in thu face
of an impoverished populace. robber-
les and burglaries in Berlin increase At
an abnormal pace. Street signs are
tull OF announcements offering re-
wards for the return of stolen .-oods
and in one of the main business streets
OF Berlin fancy goods store displays
this notice:
Gentlemen burglars are requested
not to break open the shop front nor
to tamper with the locks. There ;s no.
thing to steal here. All properly is ru-
movea from the shopwindows at
night -
There have been scores Of hold-uns
and the other day a man was strinnas
OF his clothes. shoes and hat and nft
on the sidewalk in his underclothes
1t is not safe for hotel guests n
leave any portable property of anv
description in their rooms. Articles Of
eothing have way Of vanishing into
thin air, and hotel proprietors decline
All responsibility. Police statistics in
acate that the number OF hotel roh.
neries have trebled in the last five
years. - Ivy
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-05-31
Small Ads Act Quickly.

Do Capital Journal Want
ads pay? Gertrude j. M. Scott
who deals in Salem and Viii
lamette valley real estate, is
perfectly willing to answer in
the affirmative on this inter-
rogation.
Thursday, Mrs. Page insert
ed a small advertisement de-
scribing a few Of the homes
she has listed. Friday morning
she phoned to The Capital
Journal from her office at 4s2
North Cottage street. stating
that she had sold two houses
as a direct result of the ad. and
her office at one time. making
that seven more would-be pur-
chasers of Salem homes were at
eager inquiries concerning the
property.
The incident IS only one of
many in ready transfers where
The Journal is used as q me-
dium in reaching is es.eoa
readers.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-05-31
Terrible Tortures From
Itching Skin D;sea,..

trouble, and strikes at Il, -
Such a remedy Is s. 8. &. d. :
liable old blood purifier Ia NJ n.
the germs Of disease, and ~. i. .
new supply Of rich rsd hi, ~
coursing through the yelns 'A
s. s. s. has been used n,,...
fully in some Of the worst -
OF eczema and other skin H..
ders. Sa'''
For valuable litsrahure wra. :
Medical Adviser, lOS Swift Il Is.s' Y
ratory, Atlanta, Ga.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-05-31
Ten Years
Mun3erThan
His Years

Doesn't it make you feel
good--cause youto straight
en- up and feel "chesty"-
when someone guesses your
age at ten years or so
younger than you really
are? You look into your
mirror, smile with satisfac-
tion and say to yourself:
We'll, he didn't make such
a bad guess, at that"
The point is: You're no
older than your vitality.
If a man is strong, vigor-
Gus, mentally alert, fine and
fit at so he has a better
chance Of living up to 80
than a man of 80 who is
weak and rundown has Of
living up to so. While none
OF us can stay the years nor
stop time, we should all
make an heroic effort to sue
cessfully resist the effects
OF time by ever keeping our
vitality at par.
When you sense a feeling
of slowing down of your
physical forces when your
stomach, liver, kidneys and
other organs show signs of
weakness-when you notice
alack of your old time pep"
and "punch"-in other
words, whenyou.feel your vitality
IS on the wane, you should COM
nv. Colo hxy II nx,,-~s~l Al.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-05-31

Berkeley Cal.---A desire to see his-
tory made has prompted X. c. Lee
brick, assistant professor OF history at
the University of California. TO ossaln
position as usher at the Democratic
national convention in san Francisco
in June,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-05-31
I.:AK0
ssaa..---
The Great General Toniis

This master body-builder will help
you keep young in spirit and mentl
and physical action, because il viii
assist Nature in maintaining your yitaliBstpn
soothes jangiing and oyer.wrouxht psrsss s,'i \.
tite. tonesup the digestion in short willputns
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-05-31

as soon as Mr.. Turtle saw Johnnie, he
up and made awkwardly
5or the water as fast as he could go.
But Timothy's fastest, on land, was
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-05-31
No Sure Relief Until the Cause
Is Removed.

When the blood becomes IN
Tested with millions Of tiny dis
ease germs that attack the skin,
then the fiery irritation and In
tense itching win remain with you
untie these germs are removed
from the blood.
Genuine relief therefore, can
only be expected from q treatment
that goes right to the seat Of the
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-05-31

me- new Vig0r
and new vim in
every fibre Of
your body.
You will be
surprised how
much better
you'll feel after
taking a treat
ment Of fLYK0.
ifyou are tired
and worn out,
nervously and
physically OK
hausted. It's
mildly laxative
keeps the
bowels in fine
condition. Get
a bottle from
your druggist
today.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-05-31

.. :. Aarssers Of Roseburg Is said to
pe planning to irrisate over sooe aeres
= '~as north q upper Klamath lakal
q sa,,sss .sss.ns sszmile ditch nj !
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-05-31
CAUGHT,

As soon as johnnie Green saw Mr..
Turtle he let out loud whoop. And
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29
What Does the Flood Portend?
Cincinnati Enquirer. )

What will the impending flood of immigration do 10 the present population of the United States Will it vitalize it and assist the nation forward the path of prosperous destiny Will it vtiate and ulti- mately destroy by its weight democracy which has done to lift the peoples of the earth sunward than all other experiments in government since the dawn of civilization? These pertient questions.
 Men like to think that right principles per manent concepts But right principles buried be- heath the of materalism and ignorance are of little value Through education, by persistent and intensive effort, it is the hope of all true democra ts 10 keep alive the fundamentals of free government But how is the flood of immigrants to be mastered? flew are it's potential tempests to be stilled?
 In Poland quarter of million people have ap- piled for passports to America and 5000 900 others desire to come. Millions from Italy and Germany are clamoring to Refugees and broken and women from every country affected by the are srainng every effort to come The starving and the desperate seek haven under the shadow the Statue of Liberty. Every day thousands pour through the port gateways of the nation. How shall absorb them? Or are they to absorb Anglo-Saxon eaven? With these hosts come problems social economical political? Pandora's box not filled with evils as is this endless flood of foreign blood foreign
 tastes, instincts fraities inadapabities which seeks from the hardships and trials older lands. Grave is the problem of their coming. Statesmen have not seemed to appreciate the size of inun- dation, nor to realize it's potentiaes of peril.
 It is to be hoped that immigration will receive at the hands of the next Congress greater and more studious attention that it has received in past years We should be ready defeat an invasion which easily might accomplish what armies with ban would fail to achieve.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29
ATTEND MEETING TOMORROW NIGHT.

Eyeryone Interested in the growth of Juneau fer Elks' Hall tomorrow night consider the pro posal of Eastern capitalists to establish large cold storage plant and fish market in this city It IS a question in which everyone is interested, no matter what may be the character of his business. The establishment of such plant as is proposed TOT Juneau would mean immediate revival of business in all lines activities It would mean immediate ana continuous growth for this city.
 fishing city as well great in mining and conl- merce. She is located in the heart of the greatest fishing waters of world. All the fish that abound in Northern waters plentiful in this region. The best habut banks of the North nearer to Juneau than any other Alaskan town. And man has done a lot to make this city the logical center of the fisheries business of the North Juneau has the largest stores strongest banks and the greatest population of any city in Alaska. She has transpor- tation the equal of the best She possesses more attractions place of residence than any other town in Alaska. Living costs reasonable real estate and rents low, and she has the advan tages of modern little city, with good schools fraterna societies, theatres and fine people.
 In short, Juneau offers to the fishermen all tht inducements necessary to bring them here except market for their product The establishment of cold storage plant here such that proposed woult give them the market.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29
THE MARKET FOR SALMON.

Members of the Pacific Coast Fish Brokers Asso- citation recently letters to jobbers throughout the country ascertain if possible how it was that canned salmon be sold at the very low price. that offered The answers to the letters presented of the situation that had not been thought of The of opinion that thc fast lowering prices discourage sales rather than en courage them. Jobbers and retailers have stocks on hand that purchased at much higher prices than are now obtaining The stocks large but they are enough inspire a desire to get riG of them before the cheaper goods offered to thg trade, They want to get old prices for old good before goods offered at prices. It also is the opinion that the people expecting prices to fall still lower, therefore they not buying ir normal quantities, They buy, when they have f buy for the present demand expecting to get cheapeI goods for tomorrow's demand
 And this is a natural situation. Jobbers ant wholesalers likely make large contract and retailers to place large orders a rising marke than they falling market When prices getting lower the buyer gets what he needs ho will be in position to reap advantage from the furth ( reductions The situation with reference flask salmon is the that of many other products People waiting they be in the marke to buy when prices touch. bottom.
 However, this situation cannot continue for long People must eat every day and they clothes and consume other products The stocks ol hand cannot last long, and then there will ; time Nhen haFing will be regular When that come jobbers Wac watching production will place and make when they realize there is httl, chance for the prices fall further.
 Jobbers suggest to the Pacific Coast salmon producers that they could sell their product better if they would raise their prices dealers coult be shown that salmon is raising instead of falling and that it is more likely be higher than it is tc be lower, the orders would come in at sometime approaching the old speed
 The situation suggests the salmon producers Of the Pacific Coast that they should prepare to hol( their product long possible, and under no cir cumstance attempt to stimulate buying by making further reductions in prices The of production does not warrant lower prices. II should demand much higher prices.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29
A Good Choice.
(Douglas Island News)

The appointment of George A. Parks as Assistant Secretary the Interior Chairman of the Inter- departmental Committee has, think, met with universal approval throughout the length and breadth of Alaska
 First of all, MT. Parks is Alaskan. He has hushed thousands of miles of the Territory; has it's grandeur and potential wealth and chosen it his home. He is swvel-chair visionary, but practical, hard headed doer of things who knows conditions they and wants to help to better them. ....la
 He is intensely human and mans He is young and full of vgor and life and takes interest in only section but of every part of the Ter ritory, matter how remote.
 It was nothing less than an inspiration the part of Secretary Payne when he chose George A. Parks the first member of the committee and it's chief Nothing but good come of the choice and of the work of the committee while presided over by him.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29
Whats the Fare To WarrentoWn?


 Ordinance No. 120. An ordinance prohibiting all exas-
 berated or disorderly dances or
 dancing, and prohibiting the use
 of tobacco in any form in any
 dance hall, and providing punish
 ment for violation of this ordi.
 nance.
 The city of Warrenton does ordain as follows:
 Section 1. That all persons be and they hereby are prohibited from dancing any exaggerated or disorder ly dances, being such dances as are commonly known as raging dances, and ordinarily called the pivot, walk back, Frisco walk. shivers, hypoo dip, jelly wiggle, sun fish squirm, bunny hug, turkey trot, heads together, port and starboard. side show, briney deep, corkscrew twirl, angle worm wiggle, grizzly bear and Texas Tom my.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29
SENSIBLE THING TO DO.

Very insistont it may seem but duty requires that the public be urged to do its Christmas shoppinc early IL is still early. Merchants are expectant anC they prepared Juneau merchants deal in good that the public desires should have Thanksgiving has faded off the horizon for another twelve months
 Less than four weeks remain in which to make your purchases. The latest arriving steamers have brought large additions the stocks Of local mer- chants the holiday trade the storehouse O. good Saint Niehas and business prepared to
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29

as it is to trim your husband out of the price of one.
 When the children act mean Moth CT doesn't forget to remind Father that they didn't get their orneryness from HER side of the family.
 The trouble with man who is proud of his dog is that he does more barking than the dog.
 The O. f. man who used to worry over the Market Money now has a son who worries over the Money Market
 Every time a girl in the neighbor- hood gets married a married woman will shake her head wisely and smile over the ease with which men can be fooled But she forgets all about her own case.
 The skirts sare lower than they were. But the waists are not any higher so you could notice it.
 No matter how old a woman may se you can't convince her that a jar If rouge won't make her look young.
 A woman will marry man who las a nose six inches long, a mouth eight inches wide, eyes like catfish md no chin, and then she will ex- rect her baby to win a prize al a beauty show.
 Even when the man who was never ick a day in his life marries the -irl who was never sick a day in her ;fe, that won't keep them from get ting sick of each other.
 A man never does much worrying 9ver ruining his stomach until after t has happened.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29
CHOLEY MACK'S SAYINGS.

physician wouldn't have anything to tell vou to unit
 The olive branch is the sign of peace but the orange blossoms usually mean war
 Anyway, they cant stop onions from getting pickled.
 IheyIl keep on cutting the wool of the sheep that lays the golden egg until the well runs dry
 Beware of the man who adyertises his financial rating with scarf pins
 Europeans are coming to the United States to get something to eat n Americans are goin' to Nurope to get something to drink
 Mexico will never get anywhere till sbe dro,s the first letter from revolution
 What are cloves used for nowadaysg
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29

assist love it's annual ministry in making others happy.
 An early Christmas shopping campaign is in keep ing with agreeable traditions. Its necessity should not have to be the subject of much comment, but edtorially to urge that necessity is much to be expected in these days of dying November slippers and suspendeds expected by father Christmas 
 And shopping takes times the buyers we'll as that of the seller Then too, Christmas has the habit of slipping up the older folk though it drags with leaden feet toward the wishes of childhood.
 Buy early, at yuor leisure and from the local merchants It is the sensible thing to do.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29

President Gompers of the American Federation Of Labor is backing Herbert Hoover fof Secretary of Labor in Cabinet of President Elect Harding An announcement that the Administration is to have the advantage of the great abilities and fine organ izing Mr in the official family would have tendency to increase faith and confidence in the future.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29
The Horrors of Prohibition

The Horrors of Prohibition
 He was spending a few days at a fishing camp on the Little Miam River. He had been out in skifl on the river since dinner time, and il was now about three in the after noon. He pulled in to the shore by the camp and watched the steam coming out of the door of the cook house.
 Hey" yelled the Impatient Ang Ter "Aint that booze done yet?''
 Nav" shouted the Cook, as he stuck his head out of the door. "It won't be done for an hour yet!'
 III" exclaimed the Impatient Angler, as he spat in the river and sorrowfully pulled away from the shore.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29

Juneau has yet failed to respond when her pu5lic spirit was called upon in the of the general welfare. Juneaus opportunity now is to make of cold storage plant and to assure the fishermen a market all the fish they may bring to this city. She will do it.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29
BITS OF BY-PLAY By Luke McLuke Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer
Defined

What is meant by Every cloud has it's silver lining?'" asked the teacher.
 That is when boy is so sick that he doesn't have to go to school, eX- plained the Red-Headed Scholar.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29

The shad lays 3OO,OO0 eggs year. Why not cross the shad with chicken get letter results when eggs are lowering around the dollar mark?- (Los Angeles Times)
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29
Luke McLuke Says

At 16 a boy leaves school because he knows it all And when he gets to be 60 he discovers that he doesn't know anything.
 Any woman can tell you that it is
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29

Yellow Landsdown tells us that the worst pest is the moving picture fan who sits behind you and reads the wording flashed on the screen.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29

That six-foot tarpon Presdent-elec Harding hook ed and lost probably doesn't realize how close he was to getting his picture into the papers Detroit News
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29

Whats the of adding 50 new members to the House under the 1920 census? The Republicans don heed em and the Democrats couldn't get 'em-(Wash- ington Post)
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29

The Prohibition Commissioner says the appetite for whisky will last only generation more But the chief concern to be whether the booze will hold out that long, Baltimore American)
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29
We'll, We'll!

Galena, Kan, isn't so close to Hea- ven. Yet you can c. A. Angel there any day.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29

Now is the time to boost for Juneau. Attend the meeting the Elks' Hall tomorrow night.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29

Secretary Daniels who says he has had just enough criticism to make life interesting, does not appear to be of any emotional temperament-(Boston Tran sCript)
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29
The Wise Fool

Money talks" observed the Sage. Yes" agreed the Fool. "E5pec- ially when it goes to the opera.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29

Learn One New Thing Each Day
 You read of so much litigation that it might surprise you to know that only one will, in every GOO, is sue cessfully contested in the United States.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29

YOU are going 20 buy home sometime-or SOON. Are you not somewhat curious to read about homes that are in the market?
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-29
Famous Goats
The Champeen

The Ultimate Consumer.
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-03-09
Backs

Old.fashioned folk used 10 speak
II wcnans beauty ~ II 4 re-
ated simply 10 her face. Times
hangc. We gather from The
Itagc, pictures ~ society columns.
magazine covers and the
Moves that beauty involves q
nuch larger area than the face.
aking Ia no less than the entirely
II wonan's back from neck ~
waist line together with such
uoIcs and frcclllcs as uatlirc has
generously thrown IN for good
The Guthrie daily leader. [volume] (Guthrie, Okla.) 1893-1996, 1920-03-09
THIRTY CHURCHES JOIN
IN MONSTER Bupcsr
lContin1ed from pagr -


otsl is as follows; Adyeni Christian
Church. $4,000; Northern Baptist
Convention. sisl.5ss. 900 (flyo year
adget TO 30 subscribed IN this year, !:
'ational naptis, Convention. si0.ssa. !.
% tflse year budget 10 be- suhscrib.
d this yearl: General Baptist con
ention. ts3s,aoo Church OF the nrcth-
m. sa.ais.5sS; ilre,hcrn Church
zoo 0oo, Christian Church. s7s7 7.Gsa.
Congregational Church, sl6.aos.a7o.
Disciples OF Christ si25lO.las. Ev.
,ngelical Association si.aat. s61
United EyanRcllcal Church 81 1855
ioeaoIy Of Friends In America. st53s
81. Evangelical synod OF North AIN j.
'rica, ti.sas.5sl; General Conference
4 Mcnnonnltcs. sss.0po
Methodist Episcopal Church. So.
s5,737 (which incln,les sei 900. rails
A In the Centenary canipaignl; N u
Protestant Church. sl.7i5.S6G: fra
Methodist Church of North America
6.2at,sSG tive year budye, to be sub.
.cribsd this year); African Method
ST Episcopal Zion Church, $4,000.
'olored Methodist Episcopal Church
100000; Reformed Zion Union Apoa-
olic Church. sif,2s3: Presbyterian
'hureh IN the United States OF Amer.
ca, slt.97ofDo; Associate Reformed
Presbyterian Synod. f3es.26t prcs.
'yterlan Church In the United States
south, <7.s65,tis: Reformed Pres
,ytcrian Church OF North America
'ynod. ks2q.473: United Presbyterian
'hurch s3i.977.t57 (fivc Year, bud
.et to be subscribed this year,: Re.
ormei Church IN America. s2,is6.o
reformed Church la tho United sta.
es, sl6.gi6.0S5 five ysar budget 10
,e subscribed this learl.. Church OF
he United i,rethern 10 Christ Sc.
.46. 662 two year budget To be sub
cribed this year,
This budget is su, divided Into sew
m general sections. which cover all OF
he church boards and organizations
Is follows: Foreign missions. sl07.
'6i ass; home missions. sios,sis .037 I.
american Education. s7s.s37 .4si +;
american religious education. s5.93l-
US: American hospitals and homes
budgets approved by national boards
My are Included IN this sum-. So.
lls.465; American ministerial sup
port and relief. s20,5l0.2s0. special
TENS. including war relief temper
nee. etc. sS.770.927
Besides the thirty denominations
which participate IN the campaign,
here are iS2 cards. other organlza
ions and objects included The total
lumber of hospitals and homes in-
luded is 2s In addition to ninety
i've indorsed for Inclusion Ia local
UNCONVENTIONAL buueets,