The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-01-01
Predictions for 1920
BY H. A. FRENTZ
Read by the Author the Occasion of the Opening
the Liberty Theatre, Monday, December 20, 1919.

ss SO So
The management requests that announce
some Of the e things that are in store fa for you
As future Joys and pleasures Of your living
Tis premature, perhaps, to announce it,
Bnd he he yee a to % uh eae m
With the able help of his pal, Dinty Moore
Wolf Point will be the County Seat, that's certain;
The Court House will set right here on the square;
The City Hall will face the other corner;
And Stennes will serve another term Mayor
win be improved and added to- It's said;
Our handsome Chief will always be resplendent
In uniform, and Helmet on his head.
Chief Butterbrodt the Hawkshaw Of our city,
Will be in uniform from head to feet;
A As RraBbng aS xg PGRas sg h aa ne BE- beat
You'll see no awless brgands running loose
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These Solo Gamblers I from the the sherman lobby,
He'll pick up all these crooked Politicians
And 1nd t m KIND dfMR a s as L n gdu NAME SIR
Yet puts number the ballot that vote.
THE HERALD will come forth Morning Daily,
The Promoter then everyevening sheet,
Vel , have Comic Supplement On Sundays
We pave Oar % Mann street 50 The Roller Skaters
Mont have to pay to exercise their limbs;
When Kewpie Miller takes to singing hymns
Well move the beauty paEIors from the Sherman
Then the waiting at the window WON'T be irksome
And the Line won't have long tail
Judge Gordon, it is said viii have fvver
To aid him in the evening of his life
For It is s'ga5 said ' the Judge will take Wife
The Bridge across the River S assured US,
Elmer Hauge has scheme he says will work
And Ii any schemes good one, it's barbers
For at scheming they We're .-Jnovn Fo shrk.
He says he'll link this County Seat with Vida,
That thriving city on the other shore,
So that Paul Fay can get to town in Winter,
To get the fOodstufs needed in his store.
The Northside will have boulevards and sidewalks;
It's It's every very corner be abIaze a with lights;
And Buttreys store will move across the railroad;
Therel be running Sapphire Heights.
The Ford garage will add another story,
To parts shaken off by ruts
A grey squirrel will then go with every fivver-
To trail and gather up the nuts.
We're going to have Hospital for sick folks,
And enlarge the Cemetery the Hill
See Applegren for Sites, he the outfit
Your chances for a bargain lot Nil.
Don't take chance with lnesssee Doctor
Don't put it off, you'll have enough of sorrow;
If you feel bad after it today,
You may be too late to turn the trick to-MoTow.
Wen open up the Palm Room at the Sherman
On the Seventeenth of March-on Paddys Day -
And theren be great treat for everyone attending,
For the Manager won't have word to
They say his wife is going to the doin's,
And poor old Dnty cannot word
Can feature something doing at the Sherman
And Dinty and his Wolf Howl not be heard?
The houses streets will all be numbered,
And Mailman bring our letters to the door;
And Butterbrodt will have real Policemen
With gum shoes on the streets from nine to four
The Servant Girl will no more be problem
You'll have her with you ever and day
She'll have her lovers often she them
To choose between the blue and the
Now there's lots of things to mention
Yet, there's thing HE has promised, | remember,
That every show that comes here you must see.
He's booked the best that moned purchase,
You'll have room to kick, e'en feel sore;
But don't blame if things don't promised
Just put it to him and ''Dnty" Moore.