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The Washington times., 1920-05-09

you can build at your leisure by reading and dgesng
good astronomy good history of the world good book
on philosophy book human development Of the
three named by White Draper Buckle And that
only four books. ~
You ought to read book psychology, simple and
Gently written-AFTER you have read the others For
book on evolution, Waaces Book Darwnism is one
of the best Read good book English literature.
Frenchman H. A. Tane curiousy enough wrote the best
If you believe that you have literary power with mod
crate ability absorb the highest form of literature read
Homer, Dante and Shakespeare Read Shakespeare any
how And read it all your life.
Even though you consider yourself well educated al
ready read with encyclopaedia and dictionary at hand
You don't swallow food whole Why should you swallow
names and facts whole?
Fill in the spaces between the bones of your education
skeleton by reading about in literature that interest
you many short chapter In encyclopaedia
will give you enough
There are in history about thousand names really
important about each of which you should know something
You could know enough about them in thousand hours Of
thoughtful reading And they ought to be pleasant hours
not painful climbing, shown in this picture.
Nothing is more exciting nothing gives intense
pleasure than reading and acquiring knowledge opens
the mind makes life worth while makes little troubles
unimportant.
Read the life of Roger Bacon, the English monk born
in the thirteenth century They call Francis Bacon hs
greater namesake In courage endurance and love of
learning Roger the equal of Francis and in other
a better You will read that he profoundly
versed in Latin Greek Hebrew metaphysics theology,
philosophy and several sciences" Because he
vecusy sfu in mechanics he accused of wtchcraft
He chemistry OPTICS physics, theology. And he
endured i'll treatment and cruelty brought his superior
The Washington times., 1920-05-09
Letters From the Public to the EditOr

will say here that | would never be-
long to a harem, share my husband,
or bear babies out OF wedlock If there
were only one man on earth. II Paris
cherishes this idea and thinks it so
ideal for repopulating her country.
let her organize a marriage pool of
her own men. THESE ARE NOT AND
NEVER WILL BE AMERICAN
IDEALS. AMERICAN GIRL.
The Washington times., 1920-05-09
Where would Chicago and Cleve
land if Niagara Falls? -
SERGT. SAMUEL PORTER.

A tongue twister that twists the
tongue is a tongue twister. because 1t
twists the tongue: therefore a tongue
twister is a tongue twister only "nen
it twists the tongue.
EDWARD J. DUvALLA
The Washington times., 1920-05-09

'- . ..' rr 49,, Walk OF
.. ....... D.. ,- o., NY hours OF
the day, DaDy carriage containing
a baby crying pitifully. The mother
may be busy. but I know of nothing
more important than a child. The
sight breaks my heart. Children
come first, husbands next.
YOUNG MOTHER
Did you ever see q lizard keep
his hat off? The wind would blow
the part out of the middle Of his
hair JIMMIE DONALD.
You tell 'em Bill, / haven't the
Price. MATT LORlNG.
The Washington times., 1920-05-09
WHY HOOK MILK BOTTLES.

Can you or anybody tell why ,oaopl.
usually honest will shook" md re-
tain milk bottles purchased from
stores and dairies IL they can act
away with IT? In front yard near
my home the other day 1 saw five
pint milk bottles turned over rose
cuttings. Three of the number had
been brought here from three differ
cnt States, New Jersey, New York,
and Indiana. What funny things we
do. Z. A. u.
The Washington times., 1920-05-09
BABY yAMP'S PRIMER.

. See that sweet IassIV'
}, Isn't she pretty
!, See her rosy cheeks
j. See her ruby lips,
!, See how the laddtes gree, ner. 49,,
/, when grow up the ladies VIII greet
me too!
> 7 will have rosy cheeks.
y I will have ruby lips.
!. will DO o sweet young thing
p PHILIP EBERT.
The Washington times., 1920-05-09

: : =
Please get 'em busy on this /:
one:
When / was born my sister
was one-quarter the age Of /;
mother; sister Is now one-third /:
as old as father. and I am one /:
quarter of mothers age. In four !:
years 1 shall be one-quarter as !:
old as rather. How old am 1? /:
HARVEY. I:
The Washington times., 1920-05-09
THE BARBER SHOP POLE.

Will some of your readers explain
why a red, white and blue striped
pole represents a barber shop? |
understand that in Europe the sign
is the same. After recently coming
out of a shop 1 decided that the
white represents lather, the red
the blood from your face. and the
blue your feelings after you pay the
bill. G.. b. c. X.
The Washington times., 1920-05-09
WILLIAM d. PAYNE sends this

problem: From SIX you take nIne'
from nine YOU take ten; from forty
Won take fifty, and six will remain.
The Washington times., 1920-05-09

Hey diddlc, diddle, the cat plays the hddI.
The COW jumped over the moon;
Mr. PALMER did laugh, to see how his
craft
Made high prices come tumbling 50 soon
T. - W.
The Washington times., 1920-05-09
NEVER THINK OF WOMEN.

When men draw plans for mod
ern homes why do they put
steam heaters. bathtubs. and gas
ranges. with all pipe attach
ments right against the walls,
where no woman can twist her
self into position to get back or
under them for cleaning the
dust and dirt?
DUTIFUL AND DUsTFUL.
The Washington times., 1920-05-09
You have never looked over the
night owls at 9TH and c, N. f.
OWL.

Teacher-"Spell boy. Willie"
willie-"B-y"
Teachcr-"Why. Willie, what's in
the middle of boy"
Willie-"Sto
MAN BERNSTEIN.
The Washington times., 1920-05-09

But the picture shows the mountain
NOT a. il is, but as men IMAGINE it.
Il is not SO HARD to climb, not SO
The Washington times., 1920-05-09
The Terrible Mountain

Tbs Great Height of knowledge Is Not Difficult to
Climb The Picture is Merely Mans Idea
\ of the Terrific Task.
The Washington times., 1920-05-09
He ARD A ND Sc EN-

What does that little figure "2" on
the car tokens mean! It ought to
mean good for two rides for one
token c. d. p,
The Washington times., 1920-05-09

Look and Listen. Heard and Seen,
Prints all that's good and clean.
How ] look for you each day;
Then satisfied, / hit the hay.
GEORGE E. CRAWFORD.
The Washington times., 1920-05-09

Did you ever see abundance on
the table? MRS. |. NJ i.
The Washington times., 1920-05-09

This is the mountain of knowledge.
Whoever wants the sunlight, and the wide
view seen only from high places, must
climb.
The Washington times., 1920-05-09

LEO COSTELLO, Gonzaga, is the
best drummer boy in town.
JULIA, MARGARET.
The Washington times., 1920-05-09

F street drug store.
Lady buys Pears soap.
"Will you have it scented?" clerk
inquiries.
mo: I'll just take 1t with me-"
D. W
The Washington times., 1920-05-09


simple reality is that history which is made pain
full and difficult.
It is as simple actually the history of pack of
wolves Do waste time trying to memorze every
of the wolf fights Rather follow with your thinking
the thinking that the human has done from the stone
age the dollar age and understand by what
have gradually away from being wolves so that
now only half three quarters wolves at most
~ Read good history of philosophy consult your
librarian write the professor of philosophy in the
largest university of your State for suggestion Study
the thinking processes of from the beginning always
struggling know WHY they here and whence and
wther they go when they leave There is nothing
plicated in all that.
Read two Cor more if you can) of the books in
which intelligent have explained to you in condensed
form the fundamental facts that educated must
have.
Buckles History of Civilization in England" or
Diapers Intellectual Development of Europe White
History of the Warfare of Science With Theology in
Christendom all of these you should read.
Create good strong skeleton of education upon which
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-04-12
Bntchcr SucceeIs Ronrlnnd

ID. W. Butcher, who recently re,
signed as day sergeant at police
headquarters was appointed Justice
Of tho peace by the board of county
commissioners Saturday, vice Frank
lin Bouriand. resigned, and has as.
sumed charge OF the office.
Mr.. Butcher resigned as sergeant
with the avowed intention Of making
the race for justice Of the peace at
the coming election, and az Mr..
Bourland Is candidate for county
judge, Mr.. Butcher will probably bo
without opposition.
MIR. Butcher has been an official
OF Arimore and Carter county for
practically IA years and has estab-
lished an enviable reputation for ef.
ficiency. In making the race for
Justice of the peace no does so after
the earnest solicitation Of his many
friends.
He will continue to make his office
In the county courthouse, in the
room vacated by Mr. Bourland.
Other than 20 say that he was n
candidate for county judge Mr.. Bour.
land would make no statement US TO
his future plans.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-04-12
FOR b|L|OUSNESS
AND He ADACHE
TAKE A CALOTAB
The NauseaIess Calomol Tablet That
Is Purified and Refined From
All Nausea and Danger

Ask your doctor and he will tel
you that calomel is the best and only
sure remedy for d lazy liver, bilious
ness. indigestion, headaches and con.
stipation. Now that all Of its un.
pleasant qualities have been remov.
ed, calomel. in the form OF Calotabs,
Is the easiest and most pleasant OF
all laxatives 10 take. One tablet at
bedtime, with a swallow Of water
that's all. No taste, no gripping nor
nausea In the morning you feel
simply fine,--live, wideawake, ener.
getic, strong and with n hearty ap-
petite for breakfast. Eat what you
want and 20 about Your work.--no
danger.
Calotabs are sold in original, seal.
ed packages. price thirty.five cents.
So sure, and delightful that your
druggist IN authorized to offer your
money back az guarantee that you
viii be perfectly delighted with Gallo.
tabs. adv.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-04-12
HOTEL MAN SAID Rail.
ROADERS COULDN'T SLEEP
WITHOUT LOTS OF BED-BUGs

Muskogee, Okla. April 12.-Three
roonling houses and six second rate
hotels have been ordered by Mrs. r..
II. Sturgeon, state health inspector,
TO clean up or be closed by the state
department.
IL found them run over with bed
bugs and in deplorable un.anitary
condition." said Mrs. Sturgeon. I'm
one hotel l was compelled TO break
up all the dishes because they were
cracked and partly broken. This is
o. violation Of the state law. In some
places / found public drinking cups
hanging on chains. Roller towels.
used by all the guests. were also in
use.
THE women of Muskogee are as
sisting me. A delegation waited on
me today and asked me TO investi-
gate a certain hair dresser's estab-
lishment. l will look it over Mon
day.
"In one hotel the proprietor refused
to clean up, declaring that his beds
We're only used by railroad men who
paid no attention to bed bugs. If he
docs not clean M by Monday ! will
close the place"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-04-12
MINE OWNERS BOOST
PRICE Of COAL OUT
Of P ROPO RT|ON To
AOVAN CE WA GE-SCALE

Washington, April 1.-The United
states bituminous coal commission
which settled the dispute between
soft coal miners and operators, do
clared for a formal statement that
present prices OF bituminous coal were
out of all relation to the cost OF pro
duction caused by higher wages
granted by the commission"
Declaring that the present rise in
prices could not be attributed to the
campaign for early buying, the com.
missions statement said there We're
various causes for Temporary up
ward trend including the widespread
feeling that there might be Il scar
city OF coal for domestic use done
to foreign demand.
There seems also TO be misap-
prehension in regard TO production"
tho statement added.
The weekly reports OF the geologi.
cal survey show that in the first
quarter Of the present year our pro-
ducton was decidedly IN excess Of
the production under pressure in
1913. There is, therefore. no reason,
based on tho past few months for
the skyrockelng OF prices.
"Thc fear OF immediate suffering
from car shortage seems also 10 fig
ure in the reasons for the furry.
There We're sufficient cars and mo.
tive power TO distribute this unusual
production of the past few months,
on account OF careful and energetic
car distribution. These cars and
motive power are practically all avail.
able and, while there is definite need
for more OF both in order to stabil
izc tho industry, there is no immc.
diate serious threatening OF Il car
shortage, such as has not existed
during the winter, unless it IS neces-
sary, because Of emergencies, 10 di-
vert coal cars for other purposes.
''FrenAed bidding up Of prices on
the part Of coal buyers seems there.
fore at this time TO bo entirely un-
justified, There is no reason 10 be
lieve that there will be limited
supply of coal for the domestic
market"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-04-12
Rheumatic Pains
Quickly Eased BY Penetrating
Hamlln's Wizard OH

"A safe and harmless preparation
to relieve the pains of Rheumatism,
Sciatica, Lame Back and Lumbago is
Hamlin's Wizard Oil 1t penetrates
quickly, drives out soreness, and linz
bers up stiff aching joints and muscles.
You will find almost daily uses for
IL in cases of sudden mishaps or ac-
cidents such as sprains, bruises, cuts,
burns, bites and stings. Just as re-
liable. too, for earache, toothache.
Group and collie.
Get it from druggists for 30 cents.
II not satisfied return the bottle and
get your money back.
Ever constipated or have sick head
ache1 Just try Wizard Liver Whips,
pleasant little pink pills, so cents
Guaranteed.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-04-12

SO many women suffer from kid
new trouble without realizing the
cause OF their sickness that this let.
ter from Mrs. S. T.. Mills, r. r. 5,
Xenia, O., will be read with interest.
After taking Foley Kidney Pills 1
surely feel like a new person.
lad been under the doctors clre for
several years. People in Yellow
Springs were surely surprised 10 sec
my improved condition" symptoms
OF aching back, stiff and sore joints
and muscles, rheumatic pains, blur
red vision, puffmess under eyes,
should be given prompt attention.
Sold eyerywhere--idy.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-04-12

Paris. o.. writes. Il had 30 chicks and
they all died but S2. Then commenced
on on Ayicol and haven't lost any since.
Ihey have grown wonderfully"
II costs nothing TO try Avicol. II YOU
cont nnd that 1t prevents and promptly
All bowel diseases OF poultry, tell us and
your money VIII be refunded by return
mai. Ayicol is sold by most druggists
and poultry remedy dealers, or YOU can
send 25c or soc today for q package by
man man postpaid. Burrell-Dugger Co. c92
Soiumola Bldg, Indianapolis, Ind.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-04-12

An AVicol tablet,
placed in the drinking
water. will positively
save your little chicks
from all such diseases.
Inside Of As hours the
sick ones will be as lively
as crickets. Ayicol keeps
them healthy and makes
them grow and develop.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-04-12
Quick Justice for Auto Thief

Shawnee, Okla, April 12.--Elmos
Hall, arrested near Holdenvillc, Fri.
day. was Saturday sentenced to seven
years In the penitentiary for stealing
an auto belonging to Walter Whited,
living at Shawnee.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-04-12
FOR BURNING ECZEMA
Apply Zemo, the Clean, An.
tiSeptic Liquid-Easy to Use
Does Not Stain

Greasy salves and ointments should
not be applied if good clear skin is
wanted. From any druggist for 35c, or
Sl.00 for large size, get bottle Of Zemo.
When applied as directed it effectively
removes eczema. quickly stops itching.
and heals skin troubles, also sores.
burns, wounds and chahng. II pene-
trates, cleanses and soothes. Zemo is
a clean, dependable and inexpensive
antiseptic liquid. Try il, as we believe
nothing you have ever used is as efec-
tive and satisfying,
The Z. ". Rose Co, Cleveland. q.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-04-12
HOW TO RAISE
BABY CHICKS
Put Avieol in the drinking water.

Most people lose half OF every hatch.
and seem TO expect II. Chick cholera or
white diarrhoea is the trouble. The u. s.
Soverhment states that over half the
chicks hatched die from this cause.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-04-12

Let E. c. Collins & Company flg.
ure your bills. They will save you
money. 29-12
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-29
Wire Briefs

NEW YORK;. A. Kirch a. Co.
commission merchants. indicted for
profitsering in army goods offered
for resale.
BOABAYe-Train wreck east Of
Delhi kills 100. Women and children
burned 10 death.
WASfIfNGTON.--Dr. Chas. Mayo.
or Mayo Bros. hospital. Rochester,
decorated for distinguished service
during the war.
SASKATOON. Sssk.-Harry dor.
guerre. wealthy farmer. found muir.
dered.
ToPBKo. Kan. - Farmers have
more wheat in stock than In any
April In the last four years
ANcHoRAGE,--Three killed, six
injured In snowslide.
oLYAPrA.--state asked 10 finance
kennewick unit OF Yakima reclama'
ton project
FINDLAY. ohio.---Mrr. Cora Mel
son, veteran actress. dead.
GORMAN, Tex.--Buslness section
fire loss 800. 900.
PUYALLUP.--sunday. May 2. 20
be Blossom Day" here.
aoNTESANo.--Jim Eaton. 81.
killed when caught In machinery at
South Side Lumber Co. mill.
FREMONT, Neb.--Town of Water.
loo flooded by Eilfhorn river.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-29
STADIUM FUNDS
GROW STEADILY
You Can Still Buy Seats on
Easy Payments

Slow but steady. funds for con.
struction Of the University OF Wash
ington's stadium are growing. Head
quarters are being maintained In the
Arctic club building. and seats may
be purchased by paying 90 per cent
down and 90 per cent month.
The proposed stadium viii cost
5000. 900 and be ono of the finest
open air amphitheatera In tho world.
The students have accumulated APP
proximately 500, 900 from their ac'
,ivities of the last year. and voted
10 increase their annual student fee
assessment 20 boost the stadium
fund.
Raie OF seats. which viii admit the
buyer 60 everything that takes place
In the stadium and be marked with
metal reservation plate. has
brought the funds available up 20
tho S23s.0o0 mark. Approximately
90 900 more seat sale receipts from
outside towns where alumni have
been active are expected shortly.
along with $4,000 more raised by
university district business men.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-29
M,soNs WILL CONDUCT IN

funeral Of Willard X. Gwin. who
died Monday. Burial will be In
washeiii. following services At the
Bonney W Alison chapel
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-29
QUENTIN
OUIDNUNC
DAILY nE ASKS A QuFS-
Ti0> or FIVE PERSONS
PICKED At RANDOM
TODAY'S QUESTION
ANSWERS

Are you In favor % women wear.
ins a standard uniform
ANSWERS
MRS. MARIE G. MOORE. 1858 ".
S,th st; Well. you know. think
/ am,
MRS. MYRTLE uIi.DEBRANDT.
ioos3 wtrr: In some ways | think
II would be an excellent thing.
DIR. r. u. ED6ERS. Alaska bldg
iia. Ha, Right off tho bat like
that III have 20 back up and take
slant at that question. No.
think every woman should have an
opportunity to develop her original
lty. but In the case Of those who
have had tad tasto II would be a
good thing.
WILLIAM 7. HIATT. Kent: Good
night
IRVING GREEN, ftos ,rd ave.
That's one of tho.- questions in The
star. tint az Why. yes. I think
IL would be n very good idea. indeed
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-29
Portland Releases
Four Taken in Raid

PORTLAND, April so.--in an at
tempt 10 forea,ail any poasible May
day demonstration. police here rlided
the headquarters OF the shipynrd
Laborers' and Riggers' union. and
arrested four alleged radicals late
yesterday. For lack OF evidence.
however. tho men were later released.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-29
Ex-Soldier Held
for Observation

Robert b. Hendrickson. es-~oldler.
who held the police at bay for three
hours with an unioaded revolver In
the Westminster hotel Wednesday
evening. 10 reported improving at the
city hospital lie is being held un.
dor obaervation for insanity.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-29
Mine Men Trying
to Make Agreement

NEW YORK. April so~-peadlock.
ed after almost two m-nths' Dsgotia.
tons. tho scale committee Of sub
scale committee of operators and
miners OF tho anthracite coal indus.
try will leave here today TO resume
their sessions In Washington with
Secretary OF Labor w. II. WILSON
participating.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-29
uuDEBRANDT.
WILLIAM 7. HIATT. Kent Good
AUTHORIZATION for tho &C

uance OF tho united Simultaneous
financial campaign OF the churches
cooperating in the interchurch
World Movement thru Monday and
Tuesday OF next week has been
wired from the headquarters In New
York
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-29

These Petticoats, approved by women
for their unusual wearing qualities,
come in wide range of colorings. In
plain Fifth Avenue Taffeta uppers,
with deep two-toned silk flounces.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-29

MRS. MARIE G. MOORE. itss ".
stth st: Well. you know. ! think
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-29

FUNERAL SERVICES for Henry
I. Lewis. 10. who died Wednesday.
will be held Friday nt 2 p. m. at
iionncy. Wataon'a.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-29
FRED NJ. WHEELER Go ]

st. died at tho Swedish hospital
Thursday. Funeral services satur.
day at $50 at the johnson a Hafnii
ton pariorp.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-29

This Is the season Of th. year when
each and every baseball team In the
country n a winner.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-29

n woman has no better reason
for loving n man. she does II Just be-
cause.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-29
SEATTLE SUBSCRIPTIONS to

tho Northern Baptist new world
movement campaign now stands at
si2s. 900. II was announced Friday
morning.
The Mt. Sterling advocate. (Mt. Sterling, Ky.) 1890-current, 1920-03-09
DIES OF TUBERCULOSIS

Little Garnett L. Branham, son of
Mr.. and Mrs. J. w. Branham, of this
city, died at his home March list, at
5 80 p. NJ. He was three years and
six days old. His death brings sad
ness to the hearts of everyone who
knew the little fellow. He was the
sunshine of the home.
He was the little nephew Of Mr..
and Mrs. j. T. Branham, of this city.
Throughout his suffering of sixteen
weeks he bore it patiently so as not
to grieve his mother. The remains
were laid to rest in the family burial
ground Wednesday at l o'clock.
Dear little hands, we miss them so,
All through the day, wherever we go.
All through the night how lonely it
seems,
With no little hands to wake us out
of our dreams.
We miss them all through the weary
hours,
We miss them as others do sunshine
and flowers
Daytime or night time, wherever we
go,
Dear little hands, we miss them so.
Darling Garnet, he has left us for
ever more,
But we hope to meet Little Garrett
on the bright and sunny shore.