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The Lexington advertiser., 1920-02-06
Home BREVITIES
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S~sssIs" S"'t'"t"'F T"t't''t'"T
Miss Maude Alexander left Sunday for
Columbus to resume her studies at the
|. /. 4 G. as ###.
E. c. Lipsey. of Durant, visited Lex
ington friends Sunday. -
HE White returned Monday morning
to Yazoo county from visit of few
days here.
W, F. Farr, of Emory, transacted busl-
ness in Lexington Monday.
Robert Jordan was down from Green
wood Sunday on a visit to relatives and
friends,
666 has proven it will cure Malaria,
Chills and Fever, Bilious Fever, Colds
and LaGrippe. ~
Nils NocquisJ went up to Greenwood
Monday to resume building operations
temporarily suspended on account OF
rainy weather.
Hon p. M. Elmore was over from Du-
rant Saturday on a business errand'
J. D. Truitt, of Bethesda, transacted
business in Lexington Monday.
For best horses and mules,
see Walton & Thurmond,
Lexington, Miss.
W. NJ. Holmes, of near West, was noted
among the many visitors to the city Mon
day. -,
Z. H. Nabers, of Durant, mingled with
his many Lexington friends Monday,
A. l.. Dickson came up from Jackson
Monday to note the progress of the work
on the new building of the Lexington
Automobile Company.
C. R, Dicken, Sr., and r. P. Ham were
ever from Durant Monday on business
Orrands.
The Lexington advertiser., 1920-02-06

A. S, Hefner, of Shaddon, hobnobbed
with friends in Lexington Saturday.
w. C. Carnathan, of Bowling Green,
exchanged greetings with Lexington
friends Saturday.
Monroe ]. Evans, of Acona, transacted
business in Lexington Saturday.
As result of throwing coal oil on a
fire Mrs. Amacker was severely scorched
by the ensuing blaze last Thursday, but
happily did not receive injuries of per-
manent nature.
Tolbert Nabers and Miss Sallie Lou
Nabers have been assisting in Pickens
Bros. Co.'S store during the special sale
rush.
The best feeds you will find
at The Lexington Produce Co.,
Telephone 80.
J. |. Lundy was down from Greenwood
Saturday on a business and social visit,
Mrs. Abbott, of New Orleans, arrived
Saturday on visit to her daughter, Mrs.
J. c. Reid.
February, 1920, is also a leap month.
1t leaps from Sunday to Sunday.
Asked by Frank Wilstach to define a
bachelor, Walter Pulitzer replied: "A
bachelor is a man who lives alone with
the one he loves"
666 quickly relieves Colds and La
Grippe, Constipation Biliousness, Loss Of
Appetite and Headaches. 81
The Lexington advertiser., 1920-02-06

In an attack of acute rheumatism in
which there is much pain Billiards. Snow
Liniment is necessary part of the treat
ment. 1t is powerful pain relief,
Three sizes, 30c, 60c and $1.20 per bottle.
Sold by Stigler Drug Co,
The Lexington advertiser., 1920-02-06
headache, sluggish liver and consti-
patton | find DIR. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets to give immediate relief and
recommend them very highly "-MRs
AMELIA HoLDAKoUsKI, 5k}0 Laurel St

W. ]. Overstreet last week killed hog
that weighed 500 pounds and which will
furnish him with meat and lard for a
good, long time
Miss Bridget McDade came up from
Draughon's Business College at Jackson
Sunday on a visit to her father and
family.
B. c. Stewart was up from Zeiglerville
Monday and Tuesday to attend the regu-
Ter monthly meeting of the board of SUI
rcrvisors as member from District No, 8.
A. E. Ellington and Buford Ellington,
of Bethesda mingled with Lexington
friends Saturday.
N. R. Divine and J. A. Jones. of Broz-
Vile, were noted on our busy marts Sat-
nrday,
The Lexington advertiser., 1920-02-06

If your head is dizzy on STOPPING or
rising suddenly and everything turns
black before your eyes, you have torpid
liver. Take Herbine. 1t is a powerful
liver regulator Price, 60c. Sold by
Stigler Drug Co.
The Lexington advertiser., 1920-02-06

J. G. Herbert went to st. Louis Sun
day to purchase goods for the Jordan
McRae- Herbert Company.
Mrs. J. g. Morris and Miss Myrtis
Morris spent Sunday with relatives and
friends at Durant.
] II Pierce and T. j Edwards, of Eu-
logy, made Lexington business visit
Saturday.
Miss Cathrine Sample, of Lexington,
will be the guest of Mrs. H. P. Buford
next week--Sumner Sentinel
A,bry Flower left Sunday on busi-
ness trip to New Orleans,
The Lexington advertiser., 1920-02-06

1t is easy to get rid of the MISERY Of
heartburn or indigestion. Herbine goes
right to the spot. 1t drives out thetbadly
digested food and makes you feel fine.
Price Soc Sold by Stigler Drug Co.
The Lexington advertiser., 1920-02-06
BACKACHE ?
RHEUMATISM ?
RUNDOWN

Those Of us who are past middle r
are prone to eat too much meat ANA
consequence deposit Iime-salts II
arteries, veins and joints "
suffer from twinges Of rheumatI-
lumbago, sometimes from gOut, swoi
hands or feet. fhare IS no longcT
slightest need Of this, however. o.
new Prescription 9f Dr. Pierce's.
uric" is bound to give Immediate resuis
as it is mary times more potent iaai.
Iithia, in ridding the impoverished ; r.
of its p0isons by way of the kidneys 4.
can be obtained at almost any dno
store, by simply asking for DR.. Pieree
Anuric for kidneys or baekaehe. Ii
overcome such conditions as rheumat;
dropsical swellings, cold extremitis
scalding and burning urine and sleeplc
ness due to constant arising from bed
night.
II you wish to give 'Anuric' a tria
send DR.. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel, Buffalo
N. Y, ten cents for trial package, also
write for free confidential medical
advice. " y
The Lexington advertiser., 1920-02-06

AlexandfM,LA.: !:
IL took DIR.
Pierce's medicines
several years ago
and | firmly be-
lieye that is why
| am living today.
They are all that
he claims them
to be 'MRs. N.
NJ. STEWART, Box
308.
New Orleans,
Ia .."For sick
The Lexington advertiser., 1920-02-06

666 quickly relieves Colds and La
Grippe, Constipation, Biliousness, Loss of
Appetite and Headaches. 81
The Lexington advertiser., 1920-02-06

666 has proven it will cure Malaria
Chills and Fever, Bilious Fever, Colds
and LaGrippe. -
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-14
VIII WaiUe Trial,
Wanderer Declares

Chicago, Ill. July 11-Carl Wan
derer last night said he would waive
a jury trial and plead guilty Of the
murder OF his wife and a stranger
whom he used to defect suspicion
from himself
In a talk with police sergeant Nor
ton, Wanderer asked.
How soon do you suppose they can
set the trial2"
Probably before the first Of
August"
THAT would be about the time
that Ruth would have given birth
to the baby" unused the prisoner.
It's too long to wait"
If You plead guilty no trial VIII
be necessary"
7 am going to plead guilty" said
Wanderer- 4 shall waive a jury
trial"
by doing that" said Norton, you
throw yourself on the mercy Of the
court"
7 want no mercy" said the pris-
oner- ! shall ask the Judge TO sen
tence me to be hanged at once. That
IS the only mercy ] want. I'm guilty
and want to be punished"
Nevertheless the police are keeping
a close watch Formerly Wanderer
had been permitted to shave himself.
Now he is being shaved by a barber.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-14
RIG EQUIPMENT HAULED TO
CULBERS0N co. WELL SITE

Toyah. Texas. July 1.-THE New
YORK syndicate which has begun de-
veloping its holdings on the SayIes
ranch, has located its well No. ! on
section 25. school block IO1. Culber-
son county. Most OF the rig material
which arrived here last week has
been hauled 20 the drill site and cree
ton Of the standard derrick will be
begun at once.
The H A LACE ven on section 45,
school block IS. Reeves county IS
down $50 feet Mr. Lage Is confident
the oil sands viii be reached at $50
to 165 feet.
The Abner Davis well on section
so, school block IS. Reeves county.
Is down 237 feet and cased al the
way While a number OF water
strata have been struck. none has
given any trouble.
The AJO-Toyah wei on section ~,
school block SO. Reeves county has
reached a depth OF 200 feet and rs
temporarily held up pending the ar
rival OF casing The 10 inch casing
was set at 1875 feet but the balance
OF the hole Is uncased.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-14
INDUSTRIAL SURVEY Of Fl PAS0
TRADE TERRITORY RECOMMENDED

THOROUGH industrial survey OF
n FL Paso's trade territory viii be
recommended to the board OF di-
rectors Of the chamber Of commerce
by D. A Bandeen. general manager OF
that organization when the board
meets late today. When reference Is
made to trade territory Mr.. Baudeen
means that territory to which FL
Faso Is to look for raw materials as
well as that in which It hopes to
sell goods
The survey 80 he recommended. It
is proposed. shall be along four lines.
which are.
COLLECTION Of accurate data on all
developed and undeveloped resources
in Fl Paso't- trade territory. includ-
ing parts Of Texas. Arizona and New
Mexico and the following states in
Old MeXic0- Sonora. chihuahua, Du-
range and Nuevo Leon.
Correlation and Interpretation
Of dat with the view 70 determining
what additional industrial and manu-
featuring possibilities there are for
Fl Paso.
Preparation Of data showing El I
Paso's advantages as to labor, prox- !
unity TO raw materials. etc. and to !
ests blish possibility Of low costs in /
production.
4-Active publicity, correspondence !
and contact campaign with view OF 4
inducing industries and manufactur- !
ers to locate IN FL Paso.
Data To Be Gathered.
The data 10 be collected is outlined |
value ana quantity Of agricultural prod
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-14

publicity, by correspondence with in
terested persons. and by the prepare
ton Of briefs by the chamber Of com
merce on various industries In this
connection IL is proposed that the
location OF industries in Ell Paso be
always on the basis OF FL Paso's ad-
vantage and that no bonuses be given
at any time.
dalton Mr.. Bandeen viii direct the
survey and will be aided by A. W.
Norcop, attorney for the chamber Of
commerce. H W Hall. Industrial en-
Eineer for the organization. and John
A. HAPPIER. Washington representa-
tive.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-14

ucts, classified as 70 cereals other grain
and seed. hay and forage. vegetables snd
truck. fruits and nuts. cotton. tobacco. etc.
Location Of coal fields. giving area. es-
timated original supply. exhaustion TO date.
and estimated available supply.
Area OF farm lands. improved. uuim-
proved. irrigated. dry farming. etc
Lumber prediction. classified as to kinds
Of lumber. quantity available Of each kind
Mineral production: classified as 20
kinds, quantities and value being devel-
oped: estimated quantities and value Of
10 -afe vet undeveloped-
Livestock productions Classified as 70
cattle. hogs, and sheep and as to quantity
and value
Population classified as to American.
Mexican. urban and rural
study Industrial Activities.
With a view TO determining more
accurately what additional data Il IS
proposed. shall be applied to a study
of United States and Mexican factory
and Industrial activities to be made
along the following lines.
Factory classification. as TO food and
kindred products. textiles. iron and steel
lumber and its remanufacturing. leather
and its finished products. paper and print
allied products, stone, clay and glass
products. etc
Factory Classification: as to specified IN
ustries. such as brooms and brushes. hut
tons. candles carpets and rugs carriages
and wagons. cars and general shop Gun
struction. cement, charcoal. chemicals. etc.
Give mum Der Of esta blishruents, capital,
persons engaged in industry, etc.
Factory classification as 20 states.
Correlation Of data on available raw ma
.erlals TO manufacturing and industrial
possibilities and determination OF EI Paso's
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-14
JACK JOHNSON TO Return

Los Angeles. Calf. July 14.-Jack
Johnson negro. former heavyweight
champion OF the world and now a
fugitive from United States Justice
at Tiaiuana. Mexico. IS expected 70
return to the United States and sur
render without conditions in a few
days. according to United States dis
trict attorney OConnor here.
Mr. O'connor said last night he had
just received a report from a federal
investigator that led TO this belief
and had accordingly abandoned his
announced intention OF going to Tia
Juana to make a personal investiEa-
ton OF the situation there regarding
Johnson.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-14
COLD CROP Of
WORLD DECLINES

Washington. D. c., July 14.-Less
gold was produced throughout the
world last year than in 1918 and In
dications are that the 1920 output
also viii show a reduction, according
to the geological survey which on in
complete returns places the 1913 pro-
duction at from s345.OO0.0 900 to $780,
100000.
World production in 1913 was al
most 1881. 200, Of which the United
States produced S5S.2S5.196.
Returns for the first six months Of
this year Indicated the United States
production for 1920 probably viii be
less than S50.000.00O. The reports
showed shortage Of water for placer
mining and many stamp mills closed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-14

J. H. McCllntock. OF Phoenix. who
is now in Los Angeles. writes: !
drove across the desert Hottest ex-
perience ever known By me IN 40
years IN the southwest. Least bad
route just now is by Buckeye.
through Parker and westward on
Cadiz shortcut, which I failed to
take. Needles just now Is unneces-
OPEN
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-14

The survey is to include data show
ing FL Paso's advantages over other
industrial centers as to cheapness
OF labor. proximity 10 raw materials
climatic conditions the possibility
Of undertaking factories in other
places due to low unit cost, pos
sibility Of lower unit cost OF produc-
ton and the possibility Of establish
ing as market all Of the United
States and Mexico. due TO low unit
cost.
On these conclusions it viii be
recommended that steps be taken to
obtain for FL Paso various lines Of
manufacturing and Industrial activ-
ity. This, the recommendation SAYS,
may be done as follows: By publicity
sent to well selected mailing list,
by general magazine and newspaper
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-14
NEW BUBONIC PLAGUE
CASE AT PENSACOLA

Pensacola, Fla. July I4.-Another
case Of bubonic plague has devel-
oped here Health authorities today
announced that James Mitchell au-
thorities today announced that
James Mitchell, grocer, who has been
III for several days has the disease.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-14
CAP IN TRACK
DERAILS TRAIN

Ottuma, Ia, July 18.-Eastbound
Burlington passenger train No. u
went into the ditch just west OF Mel
rose at 1918 a. m. today when II
struck a washout in the tack Five
cars left the tracks. Two Pullmans
turned over. The passengers were Sc
verely shaken and bruised but none
was seriously injured
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-14

Bryan Kemp Burnett. IT, son OF
Mr.. and Mrs BRYAN Kemp Burnett,
1921 Chester street
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-14

FULL line Of KODAKs and KODAK
supplies at Gandara'E-AdT.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-14

most practical lines OF industrial expansion.
AdNanfrEea OF Fl Pasn.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-25
SOUTH WALDEN

Miss Doris Drew Is visiting her
brother, Harris }: Drew and sister,
Mrs Florence G. Rich and other rela-
lives in 'lover.
DE- Arthur f. Grow attended me
farmers eXchanga meeting at 81
Johnsbury last Saturday 49,,
George Smith and frank WlicoN
were business visitors III 81. Jo.''i9-
b4ry recently
A little daugh'er arrived at tle
home of MI. and Mrs. Harry FER
kins one day la i week.
MI and MIS-. A. II. Drew We're IN
Lyndon last Wednesday to attend tie
state meeting OF the SonT cad Daueh,
ters Of Liberty ray Tay'or c1rIled
them in ms car,
The Fourth OF july ton4H& on on
Sunday the paste ana people OF me
Methodist church are planning "a p"-
tlctic program OF th", d1y at me
church IN place Of ne regular regular, gym
day morning service. An ofcnc5lI%
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-25
MCINDOE FALLS

Mrs. Mary Ramsay died Saturday
incoming at the home Of her daugh-
ter Mrs. Cora Whitehill. The tuner
al was held Monday afternoon at
West Barnet. Mrs. Ramsay maf1
her home in that ncighborhood many
yCars ago.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Kellogg re-
Gently visited their daughter, Miss
Tussie Kellogg 1t Springfield.
Madam Stebbins came Saturday
afternoon from spending The wia5er
in CONCORD, to the home OF her sou,
Guy Stebbins
Dr. Howard Colee, Mrs. Coles and
Charlotte returned from 91llytoWn
with Nj. and Mrs Finlay for a
months visit.
Miss Iva Wilson Of Ryegatc is
helping Mrs. Claude Strcw.
The Hopkins family have moved
from MI. Kent's tenement Ill the
Field house 10 st. Johns5urY
MI. and Mrs. Darwin Nichols were
visitors at Alex Kcnfrew's In Rye
gate last Thursday.
Mrs. Blanche Chase is entertain
ing her cousins, Mr.. and Mrs. Nc
Hare from Keene, n. II.
Mrs. W. NJ, Phelps spent the day
S; turday at Harvey Phelps IL Bar
net.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Parker ca
te.taincd their qranddaughter', tie
Misses Mcclure from Bradford last
Friday.
Mr.. and Mrs. H A. Leighton we've
a. Woodsvillc attending the con
mencemcnt exercise last week.
where their son, Richard, was a
graduate.
Mrs. George Mayo has moved INTO
the tenement ovcr Winch's store.
Mr.. Hutchinson has moved Ilis
family into the tenement vacated by
Mrs. Mayo. He works for M. Kent.
MI and Mrs. Downor Moore OF
Littleton were OF his mothers last
Saturday.
MI and Mrs. Merrill Bedoll of
y codsvillc and Mr.. and Mrs A.
thuI Brown Of Jacksonville were in
town to attend the funeral Of then
brother, Bert Bedoll which was held
in the church Thursday aft moon
l. was dreadful accident Wnlcl
caused the death of MI. Bedell anc
the family has the sympathy Of tff
whole community.
Mrs. f. w. Lawler is at Bright
look Hospital for an operation. MISS
Lawler is staying in st. JohnsburV t;
be near her mother.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-25

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The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-25

Nemesis.

Nemesis was a goddess of Justice
and rctribution. IN Greek mythology
Nemesis was a goddess personifyinG
allotment, Of the divine distribution &c
every man Of the precise share of for
tune, good and bad.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-25
F or Sale
FOR THE HUME IRIDE

A new house, just completed, seven
rooms, all hard wood floors and hard
wood finish in every room, nice new
bath room, electric lights, furnace,
large front porch, shaded lawn, can
move right in. Fine location, con-
venient to everything. Can be seen
any time.
| have a well located farm that |
want to trade for a house in the vii
lagc. A. B. BOWS Agency, II East
ern Avenue, st. Johnsbury, Vt. Tel
One.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1920-04-29
would be bad form for him to wear
it. He bought it anyway"
EVERY WOMAN CAN
WEAR DIAMONDS.
New Gems Resemble Diamonds so
Closely Only Experts Can Tell
Them Apart.

In appearance and by eXery test
Carbonite Gems are so much like
Diamonds that even an expert can
hardly tell the difference. To intro
duce these beautiful Gems into every
locality We will absolutely and posi-
lively send them out free and on
trial for ten days wear. These Gems
are set in LAX gold-filled diamond
mountings, for both ladies and gen
tlemen. To take advantage of this
wonderful offer you must act quickly
as only 5000 will be given out on
this plan. Send us this ad and your
name and address (no money! and
a strip of paper that just meets
around the second joint of the ring
finger. We will send ring by Parcel
Post, prepaid, when it comes, merely
deposit 1888 with the Postman, wear
It everywhere you go for ten whole
days and if you, or any of your
friends can tell it from Diamond,
send it back-your deposit will be
refunded, but if you decide to keep
tits yours--there's nothing more
to pay. Send today so you will be
sure to get one on this plan.. Ad-
dress The Taylor-Wrightwell Co., 20
East Jackson Blvd, Chicago 29 1t
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1920-04-29
In Memory of l.. X. Bethea.

AS review the life of Mr.. l.. K.
Bethea realize more each day the
loss our community and county have
suffered and l often ask myself the
question How Can Fork Get Along
Without Him."
Mr.. Bethea l doubt had any enemies
at all, although he was out-spoken
in his views of any subject that might
come up. If someone differed from
him on a subject he would explain
why he thought his view was right
and let the subject drop. If he had
misunderstanding with man he nev-
Ell held malice against him; If he met
the same man next day he was friend
ly towards him. AS the old saying is
"his word was his bond.' If he prom
ised to pay an account or any other
business transaction on a certain day
he was always on hand and was just
as prompt about matter involving
a small amount as a large amount.
You might think he would forget
small things but he never did.
He was always sought out to fill
positions which were for the upbuild-
ing of the community, having served
as a member of the Board of Trus-
tees for fifteen or twenty years and
was always interested in having good
school.
Mr.. Bethea was not any relation to
me but a more loyal friend I don't
think ever had. At times he seemed
almost as a father to me. Any busi-
ness complications, or any deal which
I was figuring on would always ask
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1920-04-29
CITATION.

The State of South Carolina, Coun-
ty of Dillon, by Joe Cabell Davis,
Probate Judge:
Whereas, Mrs. Hattie L. Bethea has
made suit to me to grant unto her
letters of administration with will
annexed of the estate and effects CT
Lawrence X. Bethea. a
These are, therefore, to cite and ad-
monish all and singular the kindred
and creditors of the said Lewrence K.
Bethea, deceased, that they be and
appear before me, in the Court Of
Probate. to be held at Dillon on Tues
day, May 18th next, after publication
hereof, at 10 o'clock in the forenoon,
to show cause, If any they have, why
the said administration should not be
granted.
Given under my hand this 26th day
Of April. Ammo Domini, 1920.
JOE CABELL DAVIS,
Judge Of Probate,
4 20 ct. Dillon County.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1920-04-29

his opinion and with very little
thought he would give his opinion
and you could soon see he was right.
He was good man, good hearted, al
ways willing to contribute to all
causes which come up, and would al
ways be prompt to say Eyes I will
give so and So" He was devoted to
his church and societies, being a men,
Der of the Methodist church here and
a member of the Masonic order.
l feel that can speak for all the
people of Fork when I say his place
among us can never be filled and we
all join in sympathy to the family in
the loss of husband and father.
K. S. CARMICHAEL,
Fork, April 26.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1920-04-29
Epitaphs for Reckless Autoists.

"There are many reckless automo-
bilists in York county; but 1 don't
think there are as many in proportion
to the number of cars in use as there
are in some other counties of South
Carolina said man who is automo-
bile driver and a careful one himself,
yesterday. But those who may de-
part this life by the automobile smash
up route are free to use any of the
following epitaphs on their tomb
stones with my compliments; change
the name to suit 'em:"
This grave you see
Is Ezra Pains;
Twas raining and
He had no chains.
Departed this life
And his place irf the strife,
You find here Emanuel Perking
When he came to hill
ing.
The Dillon herald. [volume] (Dillon, S.C.) 1894-????, 1920-04-29

Not on Speaking Terms-The mail
had arrived. Private Murphy opened
a letter took out a blank piece OF
paper and smiled from one ear all
the way across to the other one.
What tickled you so, Murphy"
asked his buddy.
"Its a letter from me wife,"
"Gwan, 1t was blank piece Of
paper"
"Well, we amt speakin' now"