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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21
DEMASIADO DEBIL
CONSIDERA A
LA LIGA Ell
JAPON
No lie confiara 81 asunto
de la iguaIdad racial
Tai politica pretende seguir
el actual gabinete nippon
pero Sc lie hace una
gran oposiclon

TOXIC OctuEre 2o.-El Ministro dc
Relaciones ENteriores Y el gabinete
jap6nes no Sc hallan dispuestes a So
meter Ia question relativa 4 III igua!-
dad racial a Ia Liga de ia Nlciones,
segln dice I'm artfculo que pralica en-
gu edici0n de hoy el kokumin Shin
bun.
En- primer lugar. dice el peri6dico
de r~eferencia, Sc considera ell momento
como importuno, en- vista de las COM
plicaciones provocadas por n !egisla-
ci6n anti-japonesa de California, y ell
segundo lugar, porQue Ell Japon lesea
mantener Ia teorla que la Liga de las
Naciores no es suficientemente fuerte
para a~rreglar las disputas ~internacio-
males Y anticiparse asi a cualquier in
tento de la Liga para r~esolver a cues
ton de Shaptung.
FL peri6dico agrCga que tai progra-
na esta encontrando oposici6H. prin-
cipalmente de parte del consejo con
Sultativo diplomatico y que hasta aho-
"a no Sc ha !lesado 4 Una decision
final.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21
Tn procedimiento para
extraer azuCar de
Ia MADEIRA

BERLIN. Octubre 2o.-Los quimi-
cos de "a Universidad de Munich, diri-
gidos por e. professor Wilstattem, en-
s;tyan los medioS de eXtraer el aZu-
car lie Ia MADEIRA. Ascguran eStos hom-
bres de ciencia. haber descubierto un
procedimiento satistactorio para OIL
tencr ese. producto. Los detalles Sc
manticnen en- seCreto. cNcepto ei he
clio de que cs trata de Ia mlNtura
de il MADEIRA con - acido clorhidric"
con "a cUal Sc puede obtener un tan
to por cicnto de aHucar. cantidad sufi-
ciente para hacer 81 invcnto conner
cialmcrt" possible. Los eXperimentos
fueron efecuuadoS en- Mannheim en- Si-
~ficientc cScala par. demo strar posibI-
lidades de eXito. Los prom"tufcs de Ia
idea diccn que han tcnido que veneer
las mas arddaS dificultadcS ttcnicas
para lccraT 81 6Xitn Y que e! procedi-
puedc co~nsidcrarse dctinitivo.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21
SU ESPOSA M~ORGANATlCA
10 ATENDIO

4 instancias del rcy. NeniZelos con-
sirti6 en- que Ia esposa morganat'ca de
Alexandra. Mile. Paspasie Mano fuera
a Atenas Y Sc ~instalara en- e. Palacio
Real. TO h~abiendose d~esprendido un
solo dia de Ia cabecera del enferno. La
ioven esposa del rcy no tenia rntrada
a Grecia por orden de NeniZelos Y 81
bien consinti6 81 Primer Mln;str" Y
amo verdadero de Grecia- en- que fuera
A Atcnas V Sc i~nstalase on Palacio,
fua con Ia condici6n dc QUE no IA
hrfa de haCer ninCuna reclamation al
trono nj para ella. nj para algdn hi
10 Que IleCara n tener.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21
mo Sc IA CONF|RhADO IA NUER1E
DEL REY ALEXANDRA De GRECIA
La noticia Sc pubIic6 por la prensa mundial aver,
basada en- I'm despacho que recIbio 81
barco griego Atremites, en- Brndisi
No Sc cree, sin embargo, que sobrevva mucho tempo Ell
joven monarch, pues su ORGANISING Sc halla envenena-
do por Ell virus del mono que 10 mordio
De ocurrir su muerte habra una seria crisis por la
designation del successor al trono

nausht. designation que Sc censidera
cou>.ra con ell apoyo de Tsnize!os,
duien parece grandemente empelado
en- ~estrechar los laZos de union con
Ia Gran Bretaha. Italia por ST. parte,
parece i%nclinarse a la designation del
Principe Crist6bal. kermano e de
Constantine. quien, como Sc sabe, ca
So hace POGO con Mrs. Leeds viuda
muitimiIlonaria americana. FL candi-
dato de Francia no Sc sabe quien sea,
Dero de SECURE que &c ia de ser I'm
miembro de la famiiia de Constantine.
,oda vez que Sc les considera a todcs
ellos como german6filos.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21
EXPOSITION de where's
en- Ia {. de Munich

MCNCH--OcTubrc cn--Tuvu IN
sxito cxtraurdinario Ia cXposiciNa Dc
materials alrmcnLiciaS Y alim"ntos que
Sc ncvS = cabo en eSta ciu'iaE- MSS lie
Glen mil visitantes e~XtTanjeros ccnrI-
rricron q ella Y prominentes financls-
ros V economists dc SuecIa- NorInCa
y Hoianda de~clararon que esta clase
dc exposiciones tendr4n "a mayor i'm
portancia para 81 tuTuro.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21
MACNIFICO PARA Ell Y SU

Hurley L. Watkins, de 1908 Lyle
ST.. Louisville KY. nos dice 10 81
g~uiente: "Encontre que 81 Compues
to de Mel ' Alquitran de Foley. era
10 que necesitabamos 20 V mi espo-
sa par los resfrios." Esta famosa
medicinal es igualmente buena para
los ninos, como para los adultos. Ali
via las toses' resfrios Group, toces
bronquiales, V calma Ia comezon de
la garganta a provoca las toses noe
turnas. No contiene opio nj drogas
que former habitos. Immediate en-
SIS reSuitados. De venta en- todas
las droguerias. (.Adv.1
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21
RaUraatiSnn
IA Notable Tratsnniento Casero
d. uno que Padeeio R~eumatismo

ur Notable Trats1niento Cnsero
Dc uno que Pade1io Reunatismo
"a = v-tnnavcra de 1893 ne stac1 e.
gg.A aStsr~, lnrlSrlatosio Y NrscUla- So
n com 500 u1-dcG c~onp-endcrlo los
orc 20 has pldecidc. nor mas de tres n
So+ l'rube IN -cnsdc traS nt-u ; IN me-
4;co "A Spues de WrN rnejico, pero Fl all
y;n GA n" rropo-cionGhSn s6lo ,ra tom
vorai lIasta cue nor In -ucout-S N --
rsdia On le ne caro- per complete sin Que
hays wv t:t d Hsceszr hasa n fsrha- &c
&c Sais mBchP5 aus "stzSan E-avcmcrte
rnfs-acs ' haste - cana po- 81 rcura-
fad kabIra In u1ysHtLH *. -als~auS rrSzlta
: do excelsn re- que IN ~ .~rn3o caso.
OcSeo QCa TODD aTUei Cue ~Ut-c Gc rua,-
zuic- Eo-rss he ,rsstcrnc r-umGtlco. QrIcbc
ste rsgravtoSO pCdsr e1iratSc. No man
Zen nj IN caHt1vn. no tSa-E r-is que -
yiar Pcr earro ~ nCrsbrr y direction '
les eRvrTc 81 gratis a p-1e-
"a DcSpGes GE 10 hayaa prohadu v sc de-
rseSrre q1c "a On realidad - rcmc4io que
sc Ia boSccdo Dor tanJo temp para Il
brarSc Gc. -~errratISTrn pcGri I'd. cavia-
y preSic. que e IN dollar nero r~,TGaIase
que no rccihcrs 81 dlnerb siGn culndo ~~,S
US pc-fcctscnCGtC sAtl Gechc d. eavia-Io
IN, a. este f-arro sPo7 cue sut-ir mas
-uand. pucac I'd cSterle- C. -c5uviio Era-
is NO Sc -ct1rdc. E5e-ih2 hoy niSuc.
NJ, Jackson - 0rsConsab'c T. ass-:o
anterior e. verSadcrO 81
Marx H Jackson. No. 1876 DUrSton
Bldg. Syracuse. y Y. Z. L. A
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21

LIBROS MARAVILLOSOS

Para los cue Sufrcn, sca vlctimeS
Re L. desgracia. les Persigue Ia ma.
IA saer&e. f-acASan Ell 4 negocIos '
son desafo-tunados CT aElores, Con
tan curiosos lihros loCraraE tOdOs sus
Geseos, seran afoCtunados en- nego-
clos V Anpresas. lograran 81 carino
Gel ser amado. leraran 4 fel.z r5rEi-
no sus asuntos y triunfaraa en- TODD;
se veran lio-es de malas influen-
rias, ' vence-an 1 SuS e2emIgos V ns-
die podra c~ausarles dano. Envie 10
eentavoS en- eStampillas de correo pa.
"a gastos Y recibira ca:alogo gratis.
Direction: Sres. Y. Martin y Co.
Gan Rafael 6I-A. Haha2a- Cu3R.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21
FL Nuncio PapaI en- Ia
capital de Baviera

MUNICH. OcJuhre 9o.-Sc anuncia
guc Monsenor Mircietti. a~ctual7rn-
ie representative u" In Santa Sole on
N,nr=uela HI Sido no'E>rGlo nI7r'o &C
Su Santidad cl Papa on esta ciudad-
r. a.Ic prelado va .AS;uvo On Il vera-
=, dc ra7S lie audiiH- 80 l. Nunciaru-
II de Munich = ror cpnSiCTirn-r rol-
vera I TERRA cono>lta-
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21

PARIS. Octubre 20.-Ninguna con-
firmaci6n de Ia noticia de Ia muerte
del Rey Alexandra de Grecia. dada 4
Ia publicidad por los peri6dicos de Ia
mafana aGuf. Sc ma recibido hasta aho
"a en- Ia Legaci6n Griega.
El diario lie Midi, public6 en- -u
edici6n de hoy I'm despacho fechado
en- Roma. en- e. que Sc decia que 81
vapor griego Amenities que sc cue
ira anclado en- Brind:Si habia recibido
de AIeuas IN despacno i~nalambrico en-
Que - anunciaba II muerte del Rey,
a~SrcSandose que el gobierno Griego es-
taba esperanto Ia r~espuesta del Prlnci-
pc Pablo, hermano dc Alexandra. 4
duien Sc le ha ofrecido el trono de
G~ecia.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21
" SERIA CRISIS
POllTICA

Los que han SeCuido entertainments
9. curse de los acontecimientos en- cI
RENO heltnico. predicen una intenSa
crisis interior On csc pals, que dara
una magnffica oportunidad al hombre
fuerte de Grecia, Eluterio NcnizcloS,
para demoStrar Su podcr g inflUen-
cia. pero 81 duda de que dlCho poll
;ico. a pesar de ST vehementc deSeo
lie Yer q 81 pals convertible en- una re-
publ ca. apoye por ahora Un movimicn
TO tendieute a tai Gambia de regimen
de cobierno. por conSiderar que no IS
aun tempo de realIZar I'm Gambia ra-
deal. Pero aln cuando no lieCuc
Il estaIlar e. movimiento republican,
uue SO predice. Ia crisis interior es
inevitable. por las circumstances eS-
peciaieS en- que So encuentra Ia onaT
uuia para deSiGnar al successor de Ale
ilndrO. toda veZ que no hay un PTIr-
cipe griego que pudiera suceder a Ale
jandro en- el trono. pues los demaS
miembroS de Ia actual dinaStia reinan-
-. e eX-Rey Constantine, II" del mo-
narca qu" ACADIA de morir. 81 hijo. ri
ey- Principe heredcro y su hermano ci
Principe CristobaI. Sc italian imposibi-
risadoS para ocupar Ell troEo. ;os dos
prinercS. por haber rcnunCiado a 81 '
- nlrimo por haberle notificado Vent
zelos quo no c]onsintirfa que nj Il. nj
81 hiio mayor. a~scandiesen al trono.
En- vista de esta ~situaci6n Y en- ca
80 de au, no ~SobrevenCa un movimlen
To rcpuhlicano que Gamble e. regimen
dc gobieruo. 10 mas probable serA que
IA designation del ruevO mHHarca cric-
go Sc haca por las principales poten-
cfas: Inglatcrra. Francia . Italia.
.SERA LA REiNA UNA
AMERICANA
La election de Inglatcr"a. Sc asegu-
"a Que es el Principe Arturo dc on
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21

AeA-V c0gOcI..=.tC - Vls al&unos Ind!-
lGUUs cue II s.GuIera han eScaCc en- a
r.uGaC &C Los Angeles. California. aDdan re-
rcsgIraly AEuHos ESJado< dc IA Union Anne
-lC-Ea. ,OUAnQy ; vus@C4DGO desc&Eadau-cD-
te - 2-yIIcU. aanGo!e, Il Gamble dc 81 d.
Is s.vNsa. y para cuyo IN. tUmsn inGe-
U3:1uc.-- 80 nOGo-e y GC@SAn &C u con-
hama que 10 &c SapIGO insplEar a. 2Cblcs
eva M r.@baIO seg!O > GCnrado.
Como este acLo, aparle Ce cCnSrtuIr poi
81 SEQ uua grave lniraccIoE a las Ieyes
de vstr Pals, pcLTla LesprestlgIaTme ante los
c.-s ae a. pes>yc-s cue putieran Greer
g-s 2.-rlOs rrrL!s!4-OS son rcalueu,e e! PROF.
u. l.. Martinez, NE 4IEesu.o = DgoAc-r e+
- a-.erJeac.a para ev'tsg que e enGSno su-
SO pCJea4, siga SGetaute.
Por OcGA pare. como tstos CHARLATA.
49, L LAPOoICRES IOAAN NJ NOM.
! BIZ PARA RUBAR AL PUBLICO, "a tenSa
y.Ceoa- .s.LgnlGS 81 ~ pCGc- para p-oSsc~-
! .e.a.neu,e - SonUE &c esl0s NnGIvIduos sic
2 sons.s-c.d-
No uegr osyida- 81 plbHco que padccs en-.
leymccAGcs. cue mis- metotos de curar son
z5soll,ameute SIN medicinas. Ademas. 81
Rge no D. pcrsadU aCU. DARE 2OR LA
PRENSA Ell AEISO CORRESPONDENCE
C. 2e.sones que. aespueS &c nGber G;.lizsdo
mIs serv:clos, nan s.-O benefIcisdsS y cVra-
Cas-. Lca-u en- r.! poGer centyaa-es de es-
tos tcsJmon.cS-.os cualcs saOStrare a aQ!ea
ioS so..cIts. Sin ninEuna obligation De 81
PEOF. n. {. MARTINEZ
PoGsToso SGuGG0r.
4 TODOS MS PACIENTES.
Yea listed en- IA ccieitH semSEaria &c
la P7s7>a' Ls tutosrafI% y testimonies
d. 2o2-4-s American Rank Building.
LOS ANGELES. CAL
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21

LONDRES Octubre 2o.-Gran excl
taci6n ha cauSado en- los cfrculos pon-
t!cos ) diplomaticos De esta capital. ~
noticia de Ia muerre del Rcy Alejdn-
dro de Grecia, ocurridg anoche en- A.
tenas. pueS Sc tene que como resulia-
do de IA desaparici6n del jov"n mo-
narca so p%recipire una dramitica lu-
cha International con motive de la
designation del nuevo rev o que So
hrevenga algGn movimiento en- csc
nafs Que de al rasJo cor q regimen
~mouarquico Y Droclame IA ]repnbICa.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21

ATENAS. Octubre @0.-El Rev Ale
iandr6 paSG aver noche mejor. ha
biendose notado una liGera mejoria en-
81 estado. segun Sc arunci6 hoy aqui
1t -~ondiCica de- Ia congestion nulmo-
mar Que afecta al monarch Sc haila en-
ell miSmo estado. Ii heyida causada
por Ia mordida del mon en- una CLAN
dula. ha e$rado mejorandO. pero IN
examen del liquido extraido de los pull
moueS del reg, mUestra Ia rreScncia
de g@rmenes dc pneumonia.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21

Esperas Psli1resas 81

Cd. padece de cua.qnleFa Dc
-Stos sintomas debe de pro-
ceder nn Crdanza d detcner
su proErcso. Las demoras
eonduccn n Is propagation y
RSentuac.on del NAL. y no Sc
dcbe dc perter tempo en-
c-itar que este tome creceS.
pida nuestro libro Ia Sar
dad 4cerra del Cabrllo- Ell
cgal enviaremos junio con
una liberal muestra de Cal
yarCfa Sus resuIldoS DO
- hacen sspe2S.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21

WASHINGTON. Octubre 20.-La Le-
gaci0n Griega en- esta capital no Ia re-
cibido confirmation ninguna = IA mott
cia de que O. Rey Alexandra de Grecia
habia muerto. Las Iltimas noticias re-
cibidas en- dicha Legaci6u. de- Atenas.
ilegaron POGO antes de1la media noche
Y en- ella So decia cue q estado del
monarc permanecla sin Gambia nota-
bic alGuno.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-10-21
;SERA LA EEiNA UNA
AMERICANA

La election de ~lnglatcrEa. Sc asegu-
"a Que Is el Principe Arturo dc Con-
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-08-05
BABOON PUT TO USEFUL TASK
AS Shepherds, the Animals Are Said
to Develop Traits That Are
Almost Human.

l have often wondered, remarks Mr..
w. c. Scully in the Atlantic Monthly,
why more balloons are not trained as
shepherds. The creatures invariably
develop an absorbing affection for any
young animals, human or other, that
are placed in their charge, and there
is a Northumberland instance of a
baboOn taking charge of a motherless
Kafir infant, and guarding it night
and day for more than two years.
The simian foster parent performed
every necessary function except feed
ing the child.
Several balloons have been trained
as shepherds. In case that Mr.. Soul
ly himself observed the baboon had
charge of several hundred sheep. He
became passionately attached to the
members of the flock, and remained
with them all day long at pasture and
brought them back to the corral in
the evening. His only fault as shep-
herd was the outcome of extreme So
licitude; if he heard the voices of wild
balloons in the distance at any time
Of the day, he would at once collect
the sheep, and with every appearance
of the liveliest terror hurry them
home.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-08-05
Important to all Women
Readers of this Paper

Thousands upon thousands of women
have kidney or bladder trouble and never
suspect it.
Women's complaints often prove to be
nothing else but kidney trouble, or the
result of kidney or bladder disease.
If the kidneys are not in healthy con-
dition, they may cause the other organs
to become diseased.
You may suffer pain in the back, head
ache and loss of ambition.
Poor health makes you nervous, irrita-
Bile and may be respondent; it makes any
one so.
But hundreds of women claim that DR..
Kilmers Swamp-Root, by restoring
health to the kidneys, proved to b, just
the remedy needed to overcome such
conditions.
Many send for a sample bottle to see
what Swamp-Root, the great kidney,
liver and bladder medicine, will do for
them. By enclosing ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, n. Y, you
may receive sample size bottle by Parcel
Post. You can purchase medium and
large size bottles at all drug stores.-Adv.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-08-05
CL0SELY-W0VEN WIRE
: FENCE is INSURANCE
Keeps Neighbor's Chickens on
His Own Side.
Dogs Destroy Garden by Running
Over 1t and Making Beds Under
meath Larger FoIiage-cats
Also Are Troublesome.

prepared by the United States Depart
ment of Agriculture.)
More neighbOrhoOd trouble has
originated from neighbours chickens de-
stroying garden crops than from any
other one source, it has been asserted.
A good, closely-wOven wire fence is
the best insurance that can be taken
out against such troubles.
A garden was being destroyed by a
neignbOr's chickens, and the owner
bored small holes in grains of corn
and tied a thread about a foot in
length to each kernel of corn. On the
other end of the thread he tied small
tags on which was printed, Il have
been scratching in my neighbours gar.
den"
When the fowls went home with one
or more of these tags hanging from
their beaks, there was no further trou-
BILE.
A good fence not only keeps out
neighbours chickens but dogs and cats
as well. While the chickens scratch
up the ground, the dogs destroy it by
running over it and making beds I'M
derneath the foliage of the larger
crops. Cats are particularly trouble
some when the garden is first planted,
and it takes pretty good fence to
keep them out.
Reports to the United States depart
ment of agriculture show that very
little trouble has been experienced by
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-08-05
GAVE AMATEUR "SOFT" PART
Pompous Individual Duly Awarded
His "PIace in the Sum-" as He
Had Requested.

The Swampton Dramatic society
wanted their annual performance to
be a success, so they engaged a pro-
fessional from London to arrange IL
all. AS soon as this gentleman APP
peared, one of the amateurs tackled
him.
81 must have a role to suit me-" he
began pOmpously. 81 always play one
Of the principal parts in our shows,
and so far I've been most successful"
Excuse me-" interposed the pro-
fessiOnal, "but you must allow me to
be the judge of the most suitable
cast"
The first rehearsal occurred a few
days later. When the cast was read
out the pushing amateur found he had
been left out altogether.
"Why have I not got a part?" he
demanded angrily.
"YOu have a part, all right" re-
piled the producer. You are to be
the first banana in the fruit-market
scene" '-London Answers.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-08-05
CHINESE HOLD HILL SACRED
Huang Shan Created a Shrine More
Than Three Hundred Years Ago.
Is Tradition.

More than 800 years ago in the Ming
dynasty, a Buddhist priest named Pu
Men visited the Huang Shan in the
South Anhui hills. He was charmed
with the place and became infatuated
with the idea of making it a sacred
mountain. A journey to Picking and
an audience with the royal household
resulted in an appropriation Of large
sums of money for developing this
fairylanG of the gods. A brass pagoda
was prepared for the first temple. 1t
was decorated with 1000 little Bud
dhas and was called Thousand God pa
CODA. The temple whose halls 1t
decked was christened the Purple
Sand temple and is now restored and
called Merciful Light hail.
At that time, says the North China
Herald, hundreds of priests came to
the mountains, and there was a period
of Buddhist prosperity. Roads were
built to the tops of all the important
peaks, and at least one temple was
erected far above the line of perennial
springs.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-08-05
ASPIRIN INTRODUCED
BY "BAYER" IN 1900
Look for name "5ayer" on the tablets,
then you need never
worry.

If you want the true, world-famous
Aspirin, as prescribed by physicians
for over eighteen years, you must ask
for ''Bayer Tablets of Aspirin"
The "Bayer Cross" is stamped on
each tablet and appears on each pack
age for your protection against imi-
tations.
In each package of "Bayer Tablets
of Aspirin" are safe and proper direc-
lions for Colds, Headache, Neuralgia,
Toothache, Earache, Rheumatism,
Lumbago, Neuritis, and for Pain in
general.
Handy tin boxes containing 10 tablets
cost but a few cents. Druggists also
sell larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin
is the trade mark of Bayer Manufac-
ture of Observation-Disclosures of Salicy-
licacid.-Adv.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-08-05
WILLING Clerk,

He was strictly opposed to doctors
and medicine, proclaiming the doc
trine that fresh air, pure water and
plenty of exercise could cure all ills,
even to smallpox. He walked breezily
into downtown drug store and
waved his hand at one of the shelves.
|There," he said in a tone loud
enough for all the real and prospec-
tive customers to hear him, there is
enough poison to kill all the people
In indianapolis"
The clerk who was nearest studied
q minute. Then he said courteously :
"Yes, and how would you prefer to
have your share" - Indianapolis
News.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-08-05
ASKING A LITTLE TOO MUCH
Under the Circumstances, Actor Was
Justified in Refusing Parts
Manager Allotted Him.

Owing to the limitations of his
purse the manager of a theatrical
show on the road travelled with a
short company.
One afternoon he called one of his
players to him and remarked:
Look here, Wellington, you'll have
to play three parts tomorrow night in
The Silent Foe'-Henderson, Uncle
Bill, and the Spider"
Cant do it," retorted Wellington
briefly, but firmly.
Cant do it? Won't do it, you
mean!' snorted the manager. "Why
won't you do it?"
Because it can't be done. No hui
man being could play these three parts
at the one time. In the third act Hen.
dersOn and the Spider have q fight
and old Uncle Bill rushes in to sep.
arate them"
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Sergeant Barker was in a bad tenn
per, and the recruits under instruction
were having a hard time of it.
The squad had to bout turn so
many times in a few seconds that it
was no wonder the poor fellows got
dizzy, and Smudger Sniff finished up
by turning about the wrong way.
Sergeant Barker got in a towering
rage and striding up to Smudger
reared:
where the dickens do you think
you are? On parade. or what?"
"Well, sergeant" replied Smudger,
meekly, Il began TO think l was at a
fancy-dress ball dressed up as q
blOomin' leg O mutton, and twisting
round and round on a meat-jack."
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-08-05
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured

by local Applications as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness,
and that is by a constitutional remedy.
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
of the System. Catarrhal Deafness is
caused by an inflamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube
When this tube is inflamed you have
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing. and
when it is entirely closed Deafness is the
result. Unless the Inflammation can be re-
duced and this tube restored to it's nor
NAL condition, hearing may be destroyed
forever. Many cases of Deafness are
caused by Catarrh, which is an infiamed
condition of the Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
case of catarrhal deafness that cannot
be cured by HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE.
All druggists rs Circulars free.
+. J. Cheney & Co. Toledo Ohio
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-08-05
Requires Brains.

A certain Englishman, famous for
his erudtion, played such a wretched
game on the links that he remarked
one day to his caddie: "How is it
that l, man acquainted with all the
arts and sciences, cannot play this
COMPOUNDED game of golf?"
"Weel," said the caddie, cts like
this-ye ken a ABBOTT they sma' af-
fairs, an WI things connectit wi
them, but we maun understan' that it
tak's a held to play gowf."-Boston
Transcript
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MACHINES RENDER MUCH AID
Farmer Enabled to Produce 81 Bushels
Of Potatoes With One Average
Hours Labor.

BY means of potato cutter. a po-
tato planter, and potato digger,
along with other machines and a more
intelligent agriculture, a farmer has
been able to produce 81 bushels of
potatoes with one average hours la
Dor, A half century ago the product
was only one-third as much, says the
United States department of agricul-
ture.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-08-05
Slipping Up on Her.

Young Thing-And only to think,
each soldier had to make his own bed
and everything. How could men ever
make beds? 1t must have been ter.
ribly hard for them.
Ex-Buck-Oh, yes, 1t was mighty
hard at first. Take my poor buddy
now, he done a 30-day hitch in the
guardhouse for putting his FELLOWSHIP
on topside down. But how was he
to know any better?-Home Sector.