El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-14
Canada Cars
Cheafnl Chnps.

You tell en- express man, you nave
a good delivery.
we see a recipe on the household
page for a ''raisin bun" but. 70 our
mind, the only ingredient in IL that
might produce a bun" is the raisin.
You tell EN-, worm, it's your turn.
Yes. Percy, If Wood wins, the band
VIII play on its woodwind instru-
ments.
The news says that Germany Is
to pay the allies s3O,O0O. OOO, 900
without interest. II anybody
should ask Us TO pay that Euch,
we'd feel quite Interested
You tell EN-, bean, they can't string
We can't all leave our footprints
on the sande OF time, but most OF US
can go down 10 the police station and
leave our finger prints.
>
We know now WEy q vessel IS al
ways spoken OF as she" The paper
saws. after the race the Resolufs
came IN and was tied Up TO her buoy"
Doctors can discover no raison
d'etre for the vermiform appendix
But since the country went dry, the
littfs finger is coming back into It's
own. You know il was a superflu-
Gus member in the old days"
why, what ever made the little
finger q supertluous member
Because We never used the little
finger IN measuring \ drink Of rye"
Blessed are the meek and hum
bic Of heart, for they shall IN
herit the earth and can devote
the rest OF their lives TO paying
off the mortgage on It.
Fave you ever seen the Custer
massacre depicted on the screenf"
"Oh. yes. I've often seen Chaplin do
that stunt with the custard pie"
Can You Follow This Slang letter.
Boston Mass, Aug. 2, 1920.
Having a little spare bird line on
my German hands. thought II could
be well used in writing you this ball
and fetter.
In me first minnow and dace. must
say that your Indoor sports" are the
best ever. But it's all merry and
bright when the pitch and toss raise
your Stetson and Mallory and you get
plenty Of bees and honey to spend,
only the trouble is, we can't buy any
more pigs ear or happy and risky
not 10 mention needle and pin OF
finger and thumb.
The only thing we can DO now is TO
work IN the Enoch Arden and smoke
the old cherry ripe and raise bios
SONS and buds.
went home last night. rang
the ais well, and the storm and
and let me In Wen, We sat
around the Cain and Abel and
had our sole and upperf then we
Duke OF Worked about things In
general until felt hungry nEniu.
kind OF fancied a piece OF Ad-
the bug and louise, so I began Lord
Mayoring 50 the storm got out q loaf
OF Queen Anle's dead, some stammer
and stutter and some SILVER and
freeze and made a pot Of you-an'me.
Believe me, when 1 had passed Il
reposed in my Darby Kelly sure
felt better.
By. the way, forgot to mention
that I put out the satin and silk
bottle and the sharp and flat, also
found the shepherds flock, put some
toad-in-the-hole in the orange grove,
so thar the Annie Maria would not
90 out
Ny skin and blister sends her re-
CARDS; so does the old got and pan.
Am buying new forbidden fruit
and q tit-for-tat; shall probably get
a comm through the rye as well
need some almond rocks also, but
shall get e boiler, boys, holler, in
with best loaves and fishes. I an,
yours very truly J. o. s.
7un7OT IN
The Headlines.
Wave Of Price Cutting Begins"
Long may 1t wave.
Burglar WEEDS as Life Sentences Be
gins"
why not Burglars Life Sentence
Begins-He Weds"2
If you mark your ballot Xxx
instead OF Just Y, IL viii invali-
date your ballot, but VIII serve
to indicate your leaninEs.
Were you ever held up7"
Yes Once a bunch Of Us was en-
joying a little game, and the table
stakes were piled high in a jackpot.
when, suddenly, the door opened and
a masked man entered with a gun
and ordered Us to throw up our
hands,
and what did you do2'
"Oh. I didn't mind throwing up
mine an 7 held was a pair Of
deucasH