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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26
81 Years Old and AS
Good as a Youngster

~ or s years ago I was a very sick
man. Doctors said catarrh trouble of
stomach and bowels, affecting the Hv-
er and heart. For more than year
wanted to die, but could not. Upon
the advice Of friend I tried Mayr's
Wonderful Remedy, and although 80
years old now feel as good as a
youngster." 1t is a simple, harmless
preparation that removes the catarrh-
al mucus from the intestinal tract and
allays the inflammation which causes
practically all stomach, liver and in
testinal ailments, including appendi-
citis. One dose will convince or mon.
ey refunded. Glen Thistlethwaite' s
Six Drug Stores, A. g. Luken G. Co.
and leading druggists everywhere
Advertisement
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26
Dinner Stories

"Not all the poets" observed fire.
uuenter Of cosmop olitan society, have
the gift of uttering quick. light-winged
magical nothings in society"
II knew of one poet, greatly in
vogue in Paris some years ago, who
was not exactly a fluent disenser Of
epigram. He was invited to the house
of a great lady of the Faubourg St.
Germa IN. and as soon as he entered
he became the center Of a circle of
admirers. who waited vainly for some
subtle or poetic conceit. The poet re-
manned silent. Ill at ease, red in the
face and uneasy Of feet.
"Come. my dear poet the hostess
finally begged. say something to u.s.
"'Have you observed - Duchess,
he faltered, desperately, 'that-this
years pawn tickets are pink
"Do you believe in transmigration
of souls?" asked the Little Man.
Sure" replied the Big Man.
"Why?"
Nothing" answered the Little
Man But it says here that there
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26
Day Dreams and Actualities

Day dreaming is pleasant relaxation, but it
leads to nothing constructive unless the substance
of the dream be transformed into facts.
The favorite pastime of many persons just
now is to rebuild the world economically and Soc
tally along theoretical lines. Most of this recon
'struction is dream stuff, and concocted of the
same material out of which air castles are made.
Many of those who indulge their fancies in this
pastime sincere, even if they do not realize
that they are chasing rainbows. "
& The world needs thinkers today, as it did in
ages past when abuses had to be corrected, cor
ruption exposed, and mankind taught better ways
of living and acting. But survey of history
will show that the men who contributed to the
welfare of mankind were not mere theorists and
dreamers, but leaders who could put into prac-
tice methods that led upward and forward in
stead of downward and backward.
Thousands of men have blown economic and
social bubbles. They have tried to help the world,
but their impractical, visionary thinking tended
to confuse the men and women of their age, and
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26
Mystery Ship" is Planned.

LONDON, March 26.-The British
Admiralty, after thoroughly examining
and sitting the lessons Of the war, is
evolving a capital ship which will re-
semble nothing hitherto seen on the
high seas, it was announced at a meet.
ing of the Institution of Naval Archi-
tects.
The plans for the mystery ship
exist only on paper at present, but 1t
Is implied that this craft will be
Britain's answer to the attempts OF
other nations to gain the mastery of
the seas, or at least equal Britain's sea
power,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26
Good Evening
BY Roy x. MouIton

MISS WISE.
She is a great mans secretary.
She keeps him aloof from the bunch,
From bores and from pests who are
long on requests
By telling them he's tout at lunch"
She knows all his goings and comings,
She's wise from her head to her toes,
She's wise to his cares and his little
affairs,
But never tells him how MUCH she
knows.
And the great man, himself, would
give much sordid pelf
To find out just how MUCH she knows.
THE SPARKLING SEASON
IN NORTH CAROLINA.
Rev.. Preston Wyatt is somewhat
pleased. He is talking to Miss Bonnie
Doringer. Without doubt they will
make up the match.
Charles G.. Miller has got him up a
courtship with Miss Calhoun in Ten
nessee. He told her his cousin mar
ried a Calhoun and she was so pretty
that he would never married salts
fled without he got him a Calhoun.
Fred Goltnger likes the looks of Miss
Mary Hart Of late days.
Heel Blevins says that he is going
to have him a Greer II he has to go to
Andy Greer's to get her.
J. C. Parsons made call at W. P
Bells Sunday night. Hello. Miss
Mamie, was you there?-Society
Notes in Jefferson IN. c. Recorder.
With the government of Germany
changing every day or two, It is rather
difficult to know just whom we are al
war with.
NOW THEY ARE COOKING
MATTRESSES.
REFINED colored lady would like
| laundry work and cooking dinners and
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26

are birds in Africa with bills yard
long7"
well. what about them?" demanded
the Big Man.
Il was just wondering If those birds
are not the spirits of departed
plumbers" replied the Little Man.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26
Labor Calendar

Meetings of local labor unions sched-
uled for Friday follow:
Observation-Disclosures Leo Cox:
secretary, Walter Jellison. Time, 1880
p. m. Place, T. M. A. Hall.
Boiler Makers and Iron Shipbuild-
ers-President. A. H. HUH: secretary,
Jacob Kern. Jr. Time, 1880 p. m.
Place, Druid's Hall.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26
Jersey Takes First Honor.

|, LAFAYETTE, Ind, March ga
pure bred Jersey owned by Thad Nash,
a member Of the Posey and Gibson
Counties Cow Testing Association,
was the high cow of all associations in
Indiana for the month of January, &C
cording to a statement issued at Pur-
due University. During the month
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26
Answers to Questions

d. S.-What was the importance of
Cambria to the Germans The Ger
mans made it great distributing
center for the armies along the Hind
enburg line and also along the Aisne.
1t was link the great chain Of supply
stations-Laon, st. Quentin, Cambria,
Douai, Lille-in front of which the Ger
mans took heir stand after the retreat
from the Marine.
H. RS Herbert Hoover Of Quaker
origin He is.
E. T.-What is the population Of the
British Isles?-54,2 21,615.
M. M.-Will noise make rain mo.
T. C.-What is the largest foreign
city?-London, with 4,522,964 inhabit-
ants. Paris, Toxic and Berlin are
next in order.
! F. D.-What disease causes the most
deaths in the United States ACCORD
ing to the census bureau in 1917, or
ganic diseases of the heart caused
lis, 1897 deaths, pneumonia 1882, and
tuberculosis 110,2S5. The number OF
deaths from all causes was 1,06S,932.
Subscriber-How many telephones
in New York City?-Records Of the
American Telephone and Telegraph
company give the number 761 $40
Chicago with 5O4,42S ranks second in
the United States.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26
KILLED BY DREAM

LONDAN. Eng.-An exciting dream
was probable the cause Of the sudden
death of Arthur John Anderson, So.
The medical officer stated that Ander-
sons heart showed little sign of dis
ease. Great excitement, such as that
experienced in a dream, could have
caused death.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26

the COW produced 1870 pounds OF milk
and 1915 pounds of butter fat. A Jer-
sey owned by F. H. Turner & Son OF
the Orleans Association was second.
with 1.2S7 pounds OF milk and 70.s
pounds OF butter fat.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26
Masonic Calendar

Friday, March 26-King Solomon's
Chapter No. 4, r. A. M. Called meet
ing. Work in the Past and Most Ex-
cellent Masters Degrees. Refresh
nents.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26

Willamette river in Washington, is
notable not only for it's light and
graceful lines, but for the length of
the span, which Is 3S5 feet, with a rise
of 120 feet.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26
MEMDER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Eft The Associated exclusively entitled
for republication dispatches credited
not otherwise paper also the local
published herein All Of republication
tal dispatches herein also reserved.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26

Compared with its area the popula.
ton of Norway is the smallest of any
country in Europe.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26

Renders may obtain answers to
ruestions by writing the Palladium
Question and Answer, Department.
Questions should he written plainly
md briefly. Answers viii be given
briefly.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-26
NOW THEY ARE COOKING
MATTRESSES,

REFINED colored lady would like
| laundry work and cooking dinners and
waitress with refined people. Phone
| 1881 NJ.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-05

sr isc6stSSs rioihs nom attacking
! ~ cdnf1rfl 4 Z,
8 81 e . < i !. 4
Mea1 tcr Iemo.tg, ~. ..... 80.
Breakfast y Orange NE 49, s
bled eggs, ccIn-meAl a 1.S 1870 a.st.-
Luncheon COD meat Niin S Mess,sr
bic salAd, BAKING poWueT V'sses'
honey, tea. ...,,...a -.
Dinner-Lamb chops scalVpe1 ~
tatoes, asparagus Win h9nsn n ~,
sauce, rhubarh tapfoca af"p LUZ
cookies, coffee.
NY oMn neeps i, 4, tha
While nesn aspstaSos y, ~. :. Ia
market use y pie ini. ", !. no o
ses.ea - W VI, v NE scr.mhIed esgs or
added % milk toast: The idea Of w. y
ing vegetable Tor lot oreskiasl oI 40
In q while Is Z very sooa one; nv A
paragus Is especiaily usaoie - II nAe
not q strong flavor.
..,, ,,,.n u,r,,r, vrcrTAnJE
zulu MEAL enian
80, .,,..d sA Ala,
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-05
BY CORA MOORE,
New York,s ashton Authority.

NEW YORK, June Sin georgette
or chiffon over silk foundations, or
in any o. the pretty printed silks.
lowered frocks are a sheer delight.
This morsel Of rose-sprigged pussy
willow was designed and made for
Grace Hallam, first bridesmaid IN
Betty, Be Good" at the Casino. 1t
is a wonderful Orient blue. with ros.
es and foliage in ear-natura! eolofs.
The little vest that shows between
the edges Of the surplice waist IS
plain, soft. dull green as, also. Is me
sash which ties French fashion, direct
" at the side.
The tunic Is in. two straight sec
lions, finished separately and mount
ed to the hrassiere top so that tne
sides fall in graceful jabots.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-05
ITO Be Continued
SISTER MARYS
KITCHEN
Copyright, 1920. y E. AZ

II one is not the proud possessor Of
a cedar chest wherein to store WOOL
ems, a bit Of ingenuity will make an
ordinary shlrt.waia box answer the
purpose.
Use oil Of cedar in a hand spray
pump and spray the interior Of the
box thoroughly. tLet the oil dry ~
and spray again. The wood Will aD-
sorb quite lot Of OIL.
For the sake Of being on the safe
side wine the sides and bottom Of the
box with a soft cloth before putting
any clothing away in the box.
After cleaning clothes press. a
spraying Of the walls and floor VIII
fill the closet with the aroma OF cedar
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-05
CONFESSIONS
OF A BRIDE
(eopyrient, n. q AZ
Nv net horse. Baintres, was at the
door. Win Brooks IN cheerful a.

Nv ma. horse Baiutree, was Of me
dom with Brooks IN cheerful At
TENDANCE
lead the way!" l ordered. "Fint
Mrs. Jim Lorimer-and set q las
f Brooks likes a fast pace. BE knowi
that / ride we'll although Il has beer
his tiist nainfuI dufy 10 revise my western
eys,enn knew that Baintree woult
folIoV Brooks' horse without sigma
i TroT me and 10 / lei my mind 50 ant
!; ire rsyolyed futilely about the problem
NJ INV bothersome little new sistG.in
law
Not for a minute did ! suspect thai
Ann would step beyond the boundary
n rirfafion nevertheless, she coult
stay well inside and still give ,watcn
mi rossinine community a grand
shocki Unless / interfered.
Brooks interrupted my mediation By
wheeling his horse suddenly and riding
! back 10 me.
aMrs. Lorimer, I see our horse, ne
said II think young Mrs. Lorimer ma:
dismounted-and the-the gentleman
! too. They must be Just beyond thai
tnrnw
'sThank you, Brooks! Wait here!
rode forward slowly. passed !as
shade Of the spring foliage. | saw Mr.
Jacob Smart holding down the bran
ches Of a Wild crabapple tree arlt
bending close to Mrs. Jim Lorimer a
she pointed out the special cluster O
pink buds which she wished nun :. y
did moi notice me until Baintree's nose
almost touched their shoulders.
/ greeted them as II had come or
an agreeable errand.
"Ann," / exclaimed. 1.-THE mail from
lin you've been waiting for has come
al last. There's a pile Of letters toi
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-05

daddy had sreQleslet that g !
smiled { SHY de6pfcable, actress kinc
tnfmace 4 pleased the man, neyer
theicss. Il pleased him also 70 ignore
the late unpleasaniness IN Annt
III. Jacob Smart plunged 1t oncs
| into his theory Of character and COZ
or" BE knew exactly what shades
would harmonic with my aura
what colors would lead me along patni
Of perpetual happiness and peace.
Did | guess, he asked, Of what spr
| itual delicacy were the tints required
| to make the correct background ioi
my soul?
For some time the bridlepath nac
run parallel with the boulevard, :
lovely secluded road, but hdyiy anc
not much used by autoists.
| \At one OF the most secluded spoS
Jacob Smart asked:
aWhat is the color OF your eyes
| Mrs. Lorime-?"
Seeking the reply to his quesnon
he leaned toward me.
Involuntary, without thought, ee
| ing rather startled at the mans rude
ness, but with my accustomed lear
lessness and franuess, l looked
squarely, defiantly straight into MI
Then the abrupt snort Of an aate
horn startled US. Our horses shes
apart. Baintree wheeled and reared
but even as l brought him down, ]
caught glimpse Of my husband y
his new car, so close that ! could nave
touched him with my crop.
Apparently he had been testing tne
car on the hills. and seeing me, ne
had come to a stop.
/ don't know which Of US was tne
| paler. Neither Of US could speak;
| Finally Bob raised his hat gravely, anc
then sent his car forward in sudden
reckless leap.
fTo Re- contlnuedl
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-05
ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS
Scramble Hears q Noise.
.(By Olss Rebas Batsn)

Nancy and Nick stayed the dpeck hole the old maple Tn
Green Shoes them u 50 they were quite Son
he had EXCHANGED his tail for Ben sI nm S ns S wife
made dreadful fuss Il get head time look az you s
complained whenever home with the marketing sou
rabbit climbing the and all the bros nnK so Vo lucy
day about IT," .> ,,,d no nodded slowly at
m MI III sabt I'm learning 10 climb nicely without my ta pc
sides when Wish hide anywhere don't have to be forever
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-05

mart Of nv buhy tail is sticking somewhere give me away M
these great for hearing with can near 'NoOp
away" 40 D., -. .,s ,o- N-e sonire to pu.
into the sup Nick and Nancy follow for they wished to nd Out al ~
eond TO te Rubadub when they returned to .. ~
Suddenly up sambles ears tunnys ears @ A. dis
Covered lust in time So Scramble squeezed redy into hole In an o
stump H.. = 80. /. .oo,o NV wba, good thing
haven't tail any more" tucked every stray hair anu lay sun
Nancy and Nick noticed something however anu 'ney
fully to tell him. I'll tel you tomoro oW " WA q 4 %
A'' Copyright 1920, ME.A
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-05
MIGHT HAVE KNOWN IT.

"How did. Blank, the rich architect,
become so poor:' ,,,,
"He built a house for himsel. :
Boston Transcript.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-05

The export Of automobiles from the
United States last year reached TO-
tai Of approximately 1,oOO,OVO,VOO,
breaking all previous records.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-05
YOUTHFUL lDEALIsM.

sio:hsr-"Now, Willie come along
and make yourself useful"
you're always tellin' me to make
mcseli useful, mother. wish ! could
---,-.s 50 u a HklA"-a
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-05

Before the war only $4,000 per-
sons held British government secrir-
tiles; the number now is 100000.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-05

j tslsspocn psts!ss ehszpeo
: FYurl fino. <
e Nj n the 1tdsr giN,l. Nek|.t
emission q 10 o. ana ysn9
RHuBAsB TArioeA
/ cup tapioea.
2cups water. II I.
|. pieces.
il teaspoon salt
l34 cups sugar.
10 teaspoon soda
Cook tapioca IN water VIII Al .
clear. Pour boiling water or. 3.
barb to more than cover and aaa 3
soda Let bon up once ela .,
Add to boiling tlpi6ca win ~
Turn into q mold 70 become 81.
chin thoroughly. Serve with ~,
Saed cream.
The West Virginian. [volume] (Fairmont, W. Va.) 1914-1974, 1920-06-05

The family dinner table thculd l|5|
tartness IN It's salad fathef ss.4
conversation. AAk'
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-03-29
N|NE0WNtR
FORCED TO QUIT

Il was forced to give up my mining
business and move to Los Angeles
seeking health, but thanks TO Tanlac
/ am going back % well man" said
William IL. Hart, who owns the Wins
dlcator-Divide mine in Tonopah, Nev.
For nine years he continued, ~
suffered terribly from indigestion, my
appetite vas poor and everything I
ate would cause so much gas in my
stomach that / would be drawn
almost double with pain. l got 50
nervous l couldn't write a letter arG
even the wind blowing around the
house at night would upset me so /
couldn't sleep. / lost forty pounds in
weight and finally had such badat-
tacks that | couldn't stay on the job
another day, l just gave up and came
out here, but the change, like all the
treatments | had taken, seemed to do
me no good at all.
zone day q friend recommended
Tanlac to me and l will never be able
to thank him enough. for now after
taking four bottles ! feel like a new
man. I eat three hearty meals a day,
my nerves are as steady ms a rock,
sleep like a child at night and | am
going back to my mines feeling fill
and fine in every way. / am glad 20
have a chance TO tell other people
what a great medicine Tanlac is" :
Tanlac is sold in Salem by Tyler's
drug store. and by all leading drug
g,e+s In every town. ADV
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-03-29
Floral Society Is
Repiped With New
Staff Of Officers

AZ me Commercial club auditorium
on Friday evening. the floral soc.a,v
effected an organization which. il /,
hoped may be Of grea, value in assist.
ing IN the movement toward the "eitv
beautiful which is coming more and
more to be the accepted object of Sa.
EN- Residents united efforts.
j. w. Maruny. formerly landscane
gardener for the state hospital. acted
as temporary chairman. A. c. Barber.
OF the state insurance commission. pre-
sented a collection Of very beaumul
examples Of direct color Photography.
which are always received with well
merlted words of appreciation, not only
OF the splendid mechanical demonstra.
uon, but as artistic and beautiful
amples Of some Of the exquisitely
beautiful places In and around Salem.
j. Howard Zinzer, horticulturist.
oregon state hospital. a y an inter
esting talk. comparing the artificial de
veiopment of some Of the eastern cit
les, in their effortsto beautify their sur
roundings with the natural, artistic
method so popular in this western
country, because OF our natural ad-
vantages Mr., zinzer, as Scout leader.
pledged OF assume the beautifulying OF
n spot in the vicinity.
Mrs c. II. Chapel presented a plan
that has been made 10 interest the pub
lie schools of the city in organized eff.
fort to beautify some spot. either their
M grounds or some other and Man
aser MeCroskey has assured them that
the Commercial club will award a low,
ing cup to the school who makes the
best record for the season. The exact
terms of the contest to be announced
soon.
The following officers were elected
for the coming year; Homer Smith.
president; Carrie H. Chapel, viee.pres-
ident; Elizabeth Lord. secretary; J..
Howard Zinzer, treasurer,
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-03-29
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put no difference between ms ana
them. purifying their hearts " fai,,.
But, how does one receive Chris, i,
| answer by an act of faith. and b,
laith alone. but not by a faith that i
alone, but by a living, active faitb-a
heart belief-a faith that commits
the life to the thing believed fail,
nat lays hold of the promises o,
God and appropriates the benefits of
the shed blood for personal ~salvo,ion
But this kind of faith can never eyist
until there is a genuine repentance
Tor sin, a repentance that brings n
Willingness to forsake all known sin
% turn from the old life and 10 turr
with all the heart to God for succor
and help. A repentance that causes
to take the back track and c,eqn
up the back life as far as possible; 70
pay back that which has been eotte,
by fraud, to forgive the wrongs COM
mitted against us by others.
So walk. Walk expresses the ger.
eral conduct of man and indicates
progression in formation Of indiyid.
ual character. To walk in Christ inn
plies a complete conservation to hlr
Tor how can two walk together ex
cept they be agreed?" AS we walk
with him, there is constant growth in
grace and in the knowledge of our
Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. 1t is /;
this way, and this alone, that Chris
tan character is builded. 1t is in this
c~onsecrated walk that one become
rooted" which carries with it the
thought of fixedness, a laying hold OF
a foundation with a grip that win
not let go. Like the tree out yond n
in the open, unprotected, as the stor n
beats upon it, it sends it roots down
deeper and deeper and fastens the n
about the rocks so firmly that no
storm can uproot it. Oh, how many
protesting christians there are who
are everlastingly up ST.
out, swept off by every little breez,
of adversely, unable to resist the tida
of worldliness with which we are
surrounded, or to escape the allure
rnents Of the places Of worldly anus
ments that abound on every hand, all
because they will not make the full
surrender and complete conservation
to Jesus Christ and walk with him in