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Marble Hill press., 1920-01-22
B BUllY!
II Bilious. ConStipated
or Headachy. take
"CaScarets"

Feel grand. Clean W inside Your
system is hllcd with liver and bowel
poison which keeps Your skin sallow.
your stomach upset your head foggy
and aching. Your meals arr turning
into poison and YOU can not feel right,
Don, stay bilious or coustlpatcd. Feel
splcndidly always by taking Cascnrc,s
occasionally, They act without grip
Ing or Inconvenience. They never sick
en- You Ike Calnmcl Salts Oh or
nasty. harsh pills. They cost SO little
too-Cascarrts work while you sleep.
Adv.
Marble Hill press., 1920-01-22

,'rh' aud Important Increases In all
mNrs lu hriUg the revenues M tn the
annual budget, estimated To- require
suwoWIwn tn 2iHnH0.ua frame,
II !, not expected that uny Internal
financial arrangement ran .Nert NOR.
than moral Influence nn the value
"f the frame abroad AMI this may BE-
said io be- the object ~ the greatest
anxiety In official circles.
Marble Hill press., 1920-01-22
KILLS PAIN
IN s MINUTES
Agony Of rheumatism and 6out. Neu.
raloia, Lurbaoo, Chest Colds and
Sore Throat Ended In Hall tho
Time II Takes Other Remedies.

Mustarine won't hlister-it Ia always
seady for use-ts grandmother's old
fashioned mustard plaster with other
up. to-date pain killers added
the best and quickest remedy in the
world for lhmeness, sore muscles, stiff
headache and toothache,
Begys Mustarine-ask for II by maine,
10 made OF real, honest, yellow mus
,ard-not cheap substitutes. Use II freely
" draw the pain from those sore feet
us great for chlibiains, too ana for
frosted feet. Ask for and get Mustarine
always IN the yellow boy
y. q. Wells 8 Co If Roy n
Marble Hill press., 1920-01-22
Begins 1920 With Greater Conf.
dence Than II Did
TIE Last.
QUE TO DEFEAT Of RADICALS
Elections Stabilize internal condi,
tons, Though Fs'l o. Franc Is stll
Serious Problem Study
Finane al Policy

rlris.-lwnun began me- new yrHr
With fr greater confidence than the
last TIL, l. Zoo spite nl formidable
hunhirups such 90, the mtuurr IT
tradr running against lrr Hi iHr rate
~ about l'HnWuuu frame, month.
about ~ per urul depreciation ot ihr
exchange NUiWr nf 'hr frame Hui the
consequent difficulty uf procuring raw
materials uud wHrhu's ur-snily
needed fur reconstruction
Frances renewed confidence is ti,a
rived directly from 'nr result uf the
recent elections Thr,r unr regarded
here ~ having definitely stabilized boz.
'rrnul pn ended u.l danger ~
revolutionary ..'WHun fnr snmr time
10 come uuI brought uh"W 70 hr'irr af.
tituir h' capital Unf 'uMmr fu.arl iHy
Immense ,fwH Hy'rr Iuuo'
Mnur, ., mH'.m.r. fnr invest.
m'u'> .nmnr.H- .'W' promises siah...
IT'S VIII, fNr Investments 100 .lHs'.
term treasury bonds nrr continuing al
the rate uf nearby -unuuuN frames
Il month 'N,r, .. rIHN u mruaH fpr
industrial urN .mW,rH. enterprise.
aud luu-'"rH n.r> THr iurIHsHtfsn
frame l"uu Goo rrnNH. mwHH af"
resources for .uI,mnifu- victims uf
the invasion NH. "frr.uH..r.hrl before
the official opening %. .hr ,uH>rr'p
tiuus Important nuuh> AMI indus.
trial cnmpaur. mN" lately Increased
their capital fn 900 H--r. -I'r ui hearty
iwuuurlusH frames
5s Trade on eourse
Trnn>uuIun, un m" Paris hour,e.
which still Hr" nuururI 600 cash deals.
have exceeded "u certain days records
"f prr.vur trading. vn,a futures III
tered largely into tho totals The W.
ward movement ~ a.l iudustrials
which began before the signature ~
the treaty 600 Versailles. hu, been mn.
checked Dos >urcr>>iv" lIunnafiuuS
This is regarded boy keen observers
here aS q sWrr >igu ot economic re-
covcry.
Employers -Iy the labor situation i
improved and that M" last strikes dr-
veloped signs that the workers them
selves wer" becoming weary uf long
continued Disturbances of business. in
dustry and transportation They see
n tendency against frivolous strikes
and an indication that only real grIrv-
ances will induce 'b" wage ruru'r~ fn
quit work hereafter
Marble Hill press., 1920-01-22
Owl, Protected by
Law, Disturbs Law

Chelsea, MaSs.-ReSidents in
the vicinity of Chelsea have
been disturbed nights by an ac-
tive but elusive screech owl.
The little marauder starts in his
disturbance between Q and 10
o'clock. The police have been
asked TO capture the bird. Dur
ing the day the owl fits from
one chimney to another In an
effort TO escape capture, The
police have given an alibi that
1t Is against the game laws to
shoot the owl.
Marble Hill press., 1920-01-22
Fall Into Hydrangea Bush Fatal.

New York.-Phoenix Miller. eleven
years old, fell into hydrangea hush.
A broken stem of the plant went
through nostril and penetrated the
brain. killing the boy instantly.
Marble Hill press., 1920-01-22
Germany Accused OF
Taking 26,000 Dogs

Paris The French ministry
~ agriculture has lodged with
lhr commission nf war damages
d rmm fnr gbwn hog, alleged
fn have been stolen hN the Ger,
mans lur'ns lhr VAR The min
IsIw sprU.iivs some IT the
ihrus, naming specially six val
uuhlr settlers taken hy the Ger
uuu Grown prince Hnd a prize
ruulrr taken hy Gra.rui Won
kluck,
Marble Hill press., 1920-01-22
cu,Ieu,s soo,ho I,ehl,o Seals

cUiieurs soothe, Itching Scalp
On retiring gently rub spots of dan
drum and i,chlng with Cuticura oint.
mcnt Ncrt morning shampoo with
Suiicura Soap and ho, water Make
them your every day toilet preparations
and have clear skin and soft. white
hands.-Adv.
Marble Hill press., 1920-01-22

SCARE mau nrn tcIus s.aI anI D..
Viii Isus' 4l.uut .t
Marble Hill press., 1920-01-22

lt.,a p.t, that mar, s.rruuB. ar. not
Hs deep us th,, arr iuus
Marble Hill press., 1920-01-22
Foot Caught in Rail, Woman Dies.

Foot Caught IN RaiI, Woman Dies.
Pittsburgh. foot wedged tightly
between the rail and u plank, at rail-
road crossing Mrs John Forbes, sixty
five, Of this city, was struck and in
stantly killed by fast train.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

Waited half-hour, sent another; Deliver message sent to E. Mann It happened he had an Aunt Mary. Most every one has, come to thing. She was rich--lived out in Ohio. He expected a legacy from her. So he dropped everything and ran. He caught the midnight train. No berths left-sat up all night Landed in ohio pale and tired. Aunt Mary met him at the door. He keeled over in faint. Thought it was her spirit.
 She thought he'd been dissipating. Later she changed her will.
 Nobody knew of the telegram
 He came home, mad and dejected. The rest of my message was waiting called him ID sweetly:
 Thanks for delivering my wire! How do YOU like it? Remember the Golden Rule.
 Death might come to your family' Put yourself in our place. I quoted his reply to me:
 T ain't got no time for you! He started to say things. tWotcha think yam? A noperator?"
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28
HIS OWN MEDICINE

fCome at once. Aunt Mary is dead. Funeral tomorrow at D. m. Henry That was the urgent message. lt was for Emma and her sister. And they had a movie fin Hackepsaekl The sister lived in Orange. She'd go directly home-two hours. T must reach them at once. So I telephoned the theater. 4hroe different voices answered. None waited long enough to hear. Its very important A death in-" Before I finished they'd ring off. Operator reported Don't answer"
 t<eep ringingg' I insisted. %'Tin you ring some sense In 'em. Even if it takes forever!"
 So she did. At last he answered. sSayl I ain't got no time for you! shows out an they're just gone. Second shows on now an I'm busy. Wotcha think I yam?? A noperator?' 2 HDor Emma and her sister,
 They were up nearly all night.
 Confusion and catching traina-
 H was a shame
 lecould have wept with rage.
 nilt didn't.
 I.wired him that message.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28
couNTING THEM uP

Professor Gin history)--How many wars has the United States had? Student-Ffve-
 Professor-Enumerate them
 Student-One. two. three, four, five From the Lehigh Burr.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

A hatchery with capacity of 10000 eggs will be used by a poultry prod ucts company in Montana.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

Iceland will have a worlds fair next June for the edification of the EslIimos.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

About 32,000 acres of land have beel brought under cultivation by drainag in Manitoba.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

A stowawaye caught underneath a coal pile in a ships bunker used g periseope for an air pipe.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

Draft evaders of the United States army still unaccounted for number l73,911
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

|. The Hopi Indians of the southwest are sun worshipers.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

Treasury officials estimate that 7,503 persons have lost between 12,000 and 13,000 Liberty bonds
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

If Holland becomes 8 republic will it affect the quality of those red bowl ing ball cheeses?
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

Notice to children: Do your Christ mas snooping early.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

When you're paying to see ball game, don't let the big heads in the baseball world hand you a sec ond edition of the Civil War.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

There are 51.67s motor vehicles reg istered in St. Louis, Mo.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

They'd better call it Dis organized Baseball
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

The most northeriy air service in the world is between Porjus, Sweden, and Suorvapaure. Fineland.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

The National Automobile Dealers association has 35,000 members.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28
Than I rang off,

Isn't it odd7
 Some fellows give bitter medicine. They hate to swallow it themselves.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28
The ballot-boxes of New York city on election day. received 15o tons of ballots.

Ancient astronomical instruments. seized in Pekin by the Germans in 1901. have been returned to China
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

One ton of wheat straw will pro duce the equivalent of 40 pounds of gasoline
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

If the ball magnates want to fighf let 'em talk to Dempsey or Carpenter
Arizona republican., 1920-11-28

if tennis, golf, bowling and foot ball can come over the platter clean, why not baseball7
The central record., 1920-02-12
Pork In olden Times.

Pork was the chief meat consumed
In all countries IN Europe down to the
middle ages Immense droys-s Of pigs
were kept by Charlemagne IN his for
est In the ninth century. IN his Ills
tory of the lnquisition." published In
1917. Llorente states that in Spain
those who did not like pork were tried
by TIE lnquisitiun a. suspected Jews
The central record., 1920-02-12

II Is wen for young people to choose
fbe iif' work whlch ~curds with their
'ases and qualifications. but never
nrkr the mistake of supposlng that
80, work will be altogether pleasant.
Thor" i no occupation without some
lrpigery. There il no success without
'acr'ire. You will never do anything
'f consequence without doing some
fhIug you do not like.-Grit
The central record., 1920-02-12

while Lewis was visiting his grand.
mothers his aunt also came for visit.
arriving ON the trnin known as the
milk train After pondering IL over In
his little brain Tor some time. Lewis
turned 90 me aud said Mamma. how
do they milk the milk traiuf"
The central record., 1920-02-12
More Than Skin Deep.

Beauty Il more than skin deep. nc-
coriIug 20 the United States public
health service. Natural beauty Is US
ualiy "a slgn of health tha' comes from
keeping the body clean aud getting
plenty uf outdoor exercise.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-02-12
MISS MAE ANDERSON BECOMES
BRIDE OF CALGARY MAN

A very pretty wedding was sol,
emnized Sunday at $3.50 o'clock al
the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. J. c. And
erson when their daughter, L. Mae
Anderson, became the bride of Mr..
Lex Dahl Of Calgary, Canada. The
ceremony was performed in the pres
ence of about twenty friends and rel
atives.
The rooms were prettily decorated
with ferns and henlocs, with pink
and white roses entwined. The bride
was beautiful in her gown of en-
broidered georgette crepe, and she
carried a bouquet of bridal roses.
She was attended by her sister, Miss
Edna Anderson as maid of honor.
and Miss Pearl Nessen as bridesmaid.
They looked very pretty in their
gowns of pink and blue, carrying
shower bouquets of pink carnations
and maiden hair ferns.
The bridegroom was attended by
his brother, Mr.. Peter Dahl of Cal
gary, Can. AS the bridal party were
taking their places in the arch, AM
anda Nessen sang AT Dawning, l
Love You," accompanied at the piano
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-02-12

by Miss Mildred Anderson, sister
of the bride. ,..-
Soon after the ceremony, dainty
buffet luncheon was served. The
newly welded couple left for Van
couver, B. c. and Victoria and Seattle
where they will spend several days.
They will return here for q few days
before leaving for their home in Can
ada.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-02-12

Kensington Meeting Postponed
The evening meeting of the Ken
sington Club which was to have TAX
en- place Friday has been postponed
for two weeks.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-02-12

Mr.. Walter Hemingway visited in
Everett from Saturday night until
Tuesday night.
The Lynden tribune. [volume] (Lynden, Wash.) 1908-current, 1920-02-12

DR.. F. L. Wood fits glasses scien-
tfically and accurately.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-08

probably will be enough left over to put gold hnss
m the false teeth that sen. Harding wants to put
into the late Hague tribunal.
Although the Hague tribunal died in 1914 and IS
succeeded by the high court of international justice
formulated under auspices of the League OF Ma
tions. maybe Sen. Harding bring It to life by
playing cornot solo over its grave-something say.
like blowing bubbles"
That j. he may be able do IL II his mandator-
les viii let him. he appears to have many 81
them with minds all pulling different directions,
tribunal turn its face.
We SUPPOSE the senator could put in set Of false
teeth himself but IL it "A Of taking teeth
out especially eye teeth. could call in The gold
diggers who all seem TO be experts in extraction.
what effect viii Gov. Cox's exposure OF the re-
publican gold diggers" have the campaign? II
looks at this writing if the financial campaign
begun by the republican ways and means commit
tee" may have to be finished by federal grand jury
AS Newberry was finished all but breaking up
that senatorial convict majority
Anyhow it seems that the senate investigating
committee does not intend finish IT, They went
AS far as they dared in an effort to smooth it over
with a e. o. D. whtewash brush in hand and
pot Of coal tar-for the democrats-in the other
series of hasty adjournments. shifting from scene
r. scene.-and Sen. Kenyon is becoming about as
obuoxious an apologist for campaign corruption as
was Sen. James Eli Watson an investigator in the
case of Newberry.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-08
AS A c. o. P. ANTIDOTE
FOR PRESIDENTIAL APPEALS.

Eepublicanisu. has for six months and more held
l.s majority OF one i'm the United states senate
through Newbcrryism. has JIM fact held it for two
years but for six months knowing that Sen. Truman
H. Newberry is "a convict" He convicted by ii
jury ~ nine republicans three democrats. before
"a republican judse i'm a federal court The facts
were AN before TIE senate year in advance Of the
Indictment and conviction
(cvyberryism is the process by which the repub-
ucan party gained control of congress i'm 1915.
against the appeal PRIEST Wilson. and it is The pro-
cess by which IT, intends to Gain control of the
white house in 1920, over another appeal of the
rresident-over which republican organs and spell
binders are now ranins. POINTING 1915 for pre-
eedcnt as TO the probable result
Very wei, The probable result and by the same
process NewbcrryIsm.-i at ALL Every time the
president speaks 20 the people It costs the repubh
cans from S75OOOo in rock-ribbed republican state
10 elect a senator. to S153oooo0 to elect pres
dent. just illustrative Of the weight of the presi-
dents advice i'm comparison with the g. O. p pluto
cratic millions
However. the people are wise to it this time
Newberryism has been exposed and Gov Cox has
brought attention TO the attempt to make IL nation
wide.-ohecked Vow they are tryins to cover it up
ry denying it; beyng their own bulletins under
false oaths.
AS sam Smiley SAYS comp Earring the sold diseers"
or 1888 with those OF ls-o u IS the worst epIden1c
Of gold fever" have had this country since
the da IS OF 80 IN California, hrt it harder for
the Argonauts set the money than II is for the
sixnaughts (&15.oOo0o0l boys TO dig it out OF Wall
and the republican sucker list" You see. the
Arronauts had first 70 dig their pay dirt ard then
pan it, the SiNnaughrs pan" the League of Nations
and make the ether fellow "ds."
The republican sold diggers" of 1920 seem 10
have made a sort OF a game Of IT,. which they call
Quota quota. who's got the quota q"
Chairman Hays he hasn't got it and can't
exactly remember what quota is; in other words,
on the subject Of the quota, he is Chairman HAY.
As near as we can make out the quota is the
asking price the presidency. and the budget
Is what they'll take.
The latest confidential official bulletins issued by
republican headquarters and made public by Gov.
cax show that many quotas are being hlled there
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-08
OfherEditOYS Than Ours
TIL DEMOCRATS NEED MONEY.
lNrNr NnrL TimpNl

Tho republicans are well supplied with funds for
the costly campaign they carrying on all over
The country. The democratic national committee IS
sorely in need Of money Tor its much more modest
program OF campaign activities
There is not the slightest danger that the demo-
Gratis will spend. or get. too much money. The
publicaus are ia 4 position draw upon the wealth
II The country for almost any sum; the democrats
are not a rich party. But they need money and n
great deal OF money. the expenses OF speakers.
bureaus and agencies for transportation, for print
ng postage all the costs of fairly putting the is
sues of the campaign before the voters The Maine
election shows how they are hampered and their
cause harmd by the lack Of funds.
Reports from Maine say that the national
mittee spent practically nothing for the camI aign
in that state 1t could spend what II did not
have. The republicans the other hand. were able
10 make an extraordinarily active campaign thereI
they saw importance OF getting a great vote
ard pllng up a heavy majority in this September
state; they appear have brought out the fun vote
their party and they achieved a majority that
surpassed their expectations As TO be expected,
they point Maine indication OF how the
country Is Eoi.g November. That great ADVANTAGE
accrues 10 them because the democrats
able TO awaken the interest of the and women
Of thir party their total stands practically
where fl did four years
The warning OF the result in that state should
stimulate contributions TO the democratic fund The
democrats have issue which they would carry
The country if the truth about il could be made
known o every The truth has been obscured
by enormous and dense clouds OF misreI taon.
Il is going 10 take money 10 sweep them away, 10
put true understanding OF the League OF Nations
issue and OF the other of he campaign into
the heads o the voters
Democrats who cherish the traditions Of their
party, who believe In IL. who know how hagranuy
IT'S leaders and its policies have been misTepresened
who know how great its aims, how necessary
their accomplishments is to the peace of the world
and the happiness OF mankind. ought TO be willing
TO give literally Of their means 10 promote the
triumph OF democracy az the polls
send your subscription Wilbur Marsh
urer. Lexington av. and 46th st. New York city
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-08
More Truth
Than Poetry
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE
HOW TO WRITE.

HOW TO WRITE.
Young man, if you yearn 10 look on
with a smile
While the magazine editors fight
To blazon your name on the tablets
of fame
By printing whatever you write,
Don't emulate Lardner. or Barrie or
Cobb,
They are out of the running. poor
souls,
They can't plant a punch on an
other mans lunch
Or wallop the pill for four goals.
Just look at Jack Dempsey; though
Shakespeare and Keats
dave never swum into his ken,
This punch-pac bird gets a dol
lar a word
For all of the fruits Of his pen.
He pulls the Il seems" and L dones"
right along,
But Gosh, how his hterchure sells!
And in sparring for fame in the au-
thorship game,
He always is there with the bells!
Consider Babe Ruth on concluding
a clout
I1t tdllS 4bI Ills paper ana pdQ
And writes of the plays that he
made in the days
When he was an eight-year-old
lad.
And how. as a man. he became such
bear
At swinging the willow and ash
Ana though critics NAV hammer his
syntax and grammar,
He sells EN- for bushels of cash,
So why should one worr-- or wear
out his brains
With silly grammatical rules?
Neither Dempsey nor Ruth ever
wasted their youth
BY studying English in schools.
Though all that these popular fic-
tiOnists had
Was located under the ears.
The gift they displayed for the au-
thorship trade
Has won them successful careers.
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-08
The Tower of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

Q. 2 steed. Every Inch a Cloth
ing Man" now comes forward with
the startling statement that all of
the clothes the colored men stole
out OF his clothing store the other
day. have been returned with the
exception of his special hat. which
cost 81 wholesa le" Mr. Sieed makes
the assertion that the hat made
such a hit at the city haD that IL has
never left there as vet, and is now
in the possession of-we hate 20 say
it-Mayor Carson. The hat is a very
loud check. and the mayor will be
instantly recognized IL he attempts
TO wear II, is the warning which has
been issued by Mr. Steed.
We saw Mort Reed speeding down
Main 81. in new Oakland car We'd
nesday p. m. AS no Oaklands have
been stolen lately TO our knowledge.
we are forced 10 conclude Mort
bought IT.
We have been gambling so
cents a game on the world series II
we do not win "A pot in the next day
or two. we are going 20 ask for a
special sitting Of the grand jury.
We have already tole our patrons
the shock we had when we read a
large gilt sign in Montreal. as fol-
lows Armstrong Bros. Undertak-
ers." Comes now a client. who calls
our attention 10 the city Of Indian
apolis, where stands an imposing
sign, which reads:-"John +. Reyn-
olds, Licensed Embalmer."
The democrats seem TO think II is
case Of "Gamaliel in the Lieing
Den"
Judge l. NJ. Purerye. one of The
Towers classy COrresI Ondents at the
convention of the NJ b A. of the L.
5. in Montreal last week. is~in the
city closing up his business affairs
preparatory TO returning to the Ca
madam city 10. serve "A light Jail SEN
tence for striving TO get in after ?
o'clock. According 10 the judges
version OF the matter, the charge
was trumped up.
John Chess Ellsworth has return
ed 10 the city for a brief rest. AL
though we hain't seen him. we are
reliably informed Mr.. Ellsworth has
returned JAKE Heckaman Is author
ity for the statement that !. c. has
showed up looking trickier than
ever, which is going some.
The next great trust which should
be investigated by our courts is that
OF the combination OF the telephone
company and the coal men. We have
been trying to reach one OF the latter
breed for the past week and a lWr9VS
the voice comes back over the
phone TO the effect that there line
is out Of order" We dislike TO make