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The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-01-28
GET READY
FOR FLU
Keep Your Liver Active, Your
System Purified and Free From
Colds by Taking Calotabs,
the Nausealess CalomeI
Tablets, that are De-
lightful, Safe and
Sure.

ouICs
Physicians and Druggists are adj
vising their friends to keep their
systems purified and their organs in
perfect working order as protection
against the return of influenza. They
know that q clogged up system and
lazy liver favor colds, influenza and
serious complications.
To cut short cold overnight and
to prevent serious complications take
che Calotab at bedtime with swal-
low iof water-that's all. No salts,
no nausea, no gripping, no sickening
after effects. Next morning your
cold has vanished, your liver is active,
your system is purified and refreshed
and you are feeling fine with a hearty
appetite for breakfast. Eat what you
please-rio danger.
Calotabs are sold only in original
sealed packages, price thirty five
cents. Every druggist is authorized
to refund your money if you are not
perfectly delighted with Calotabs.-
(Adv.)
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
SAW SOLDIERS OF FIVE WARS
John Pembertor Oak Has History
Probably Unequaled by That Of
Any other Tree.

Soldiers of five wars have been
drilled beneath the John Pemberton
oak tree. Bristol. Virginia Tennessee.
nominated for place in the hall
of fame of the American Forestry
at Washington by Mrs. II.
F. Lewis. secretary of Virginia for
the Daughters of the American Rev
oiution. Under this tree Col. John
pemberton mustered his troops for
the hattie of Kings Mountain. A
marker has hAen placed on the tree
by the Sycamore Shoals chapter. says
the American Forestry Magazine, in
making the announcement. The SOL
diers of the War of 1912 met here.
Then came the Mexican war and tho
old tree saw men again leave their
homes TO fight. Next came the
struggle between the states. and the
oak witnessed the drilling of men to
fight one another in their own cOun-
try. Then came the World war and
again the veteran oak saw our boys
answer their united counWy's call.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
WHERE THEY WOULD BE LOST
Deaf Mutes Had the Advantage in the
Noisy Subway, but How About
the Darkness?

Senator Thomas J. Walsh of Mon
tana and his secretary were returning
from late session of the senate one
night by way of the merry-go-rOund
motor that runs through the subway.
This queer, though reputed 10 be
luxurious motor car makes more noise
than an airplane. and in the clatter
and noise one usually sits with closed
eyes until whlzzed through to the 9th
err end. On this particular occasion.
however. two deaf mutes. utterly I'M
conscious of the din. sat c0nversing
easily on the front seat. Senator
Walsh watched their fingers fly. fas-
cinated. Leaning over to his secre-
gary. he yelled in his good ear:
Miles. they've got it on Us, after all.
haven't they?" But in a few minutes
he followed it up gleefully Nth: Say,
Miles where'd they be in the dark,
thought"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
"EatOnic Worth
Its Weight in Gold"

Writes Mrs. +. L. Griffin from her
home in Franklin. n. II. ~ feel like
new person. stomach feels fine az
ter eating-aIl from taking your Won
derful eatonic. It's worth its weight
in gold"
Millions of sufferers from sour. acid.
gassy stomachs, heartburn, indigestion,
boating, full feeling after eating
should try eatonic. Just try it--that's
all, and get relief, new life, strength
and pep. 1t produces quick, sure and
safe results, because eatonic takes up
the harmful acids and poisons and
carries them right out of the body.
OF course, when the cause Is removed.
the sufferer gets well--quick
The cost is q trlfle. Your druggist
will supply eatonic. so, If you wanE
better health, all you need do is--try
| 1t TO-DAY You will surely feel big
benefits at once. ADV.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
DAIRY
FACTS
CAREFUL HANDLING OF MILK
Rii Vessels Should Be Freshly scalded
to Remove 5aeteria-cover viii
Exclude odors.

No matter how well milk has been
handled up 10 the time ii is delivered
TO the consumer, it cannot be expected
TO Keep well if it is careIessly treated
thereafter. 1t should be poured into
pitcher, pan. or other vessel-freshiy
sealded to remove any bacteria or mold
sporeS-and kept in cool. clean.
place free from dirt flies. etc. New
milk should never be mixed with old.
unless it is used at once. as the bac-
terra in the old milk will of course.
De added also, and the mixed milk will
not keep as well as the fresh milk
alone
Bacteria are thickest where there Is
dirt and decay, and milk should there
fore be stored only in clean. sweet
places. 1t is safer TO keep ii covered,
TO exclude not only dirt and bacteria,
but also the flavors and odors which
II so easily ahsorhs. If kept at
temperature of SO degrees Fahrenheit
or less, good milk should remain sweet
for j hours at least after ii reaches
N--N NNAal+sAANAs tthN nAtttlfdAltA iUI -
hours or more. dairy specialists of the
United States department of agricul-
ture say. Sometimes in very hot wealth
err housekeepers complain that in spite
of all precautions it sours quickly,
even in the ice box. This is often
due to the fact that the air of the Ice
box, although it seems cold in contrast
with the heat outside, is really not cold
enough to check the growth Of the bac-
terra; if q thermometer placed inside
registers more than so degrees Fab
renheit, the fault is almost surely in
the temperature of the ice box, and
not In the milk.
In large cities, where most of the
milk comes by morning trains from
a considerable distance. IT is often inn
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
Mamma en-.

Leonard was Interested in rabbits.
So much so that his family gave him
pair and let him go into the hush
ness" When the baby Dummies ar
rived excitement filed the neigh 9or-
hood. The father of one of Leon.
ards chums kept several hives Of
bees which were ever a source of curl.
osity to the boys
"Watcha goin' TO name emf" en-
Enthusiastically demanded the chum of
their l:nn:3a posSessor.
Huh, what dit you name all your
bees?"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
AIR-TIGHT WALL is NEEDED
In Building a Silo Protection Must Be
Provided for Silase to
Prevent holding.

It makes little difference what ma
terial is used in building silo as long
as the silo is practically air tight all
around the walls and bottom. Wood.
cement, tile, iron. and plaster silos
have been used with success. Protec-
ton against mold is largely dependent
upon the exclusion Of air. and for this
purpose an alright wall Is required
and the enslled material should be
properly packed in the silo. Silage will
keep equally well in any one of the
silos mentioned provided the walls are
properly made. are air and moisture
tight. and the material is correctly en-
siletl.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
WOULD ALSO LIKE TO KNOW
Problem Put Up to Private Kelly Was
Something Over Which He Had
Been Pondering.

Kelly had drawn summary for be-
ing absent from post while on guard
duty.
Where were you," demanded the
judge advocate, ''when the sergeant of
the guard passed just In front of your
post? ?"
al the rear"
where were you when the corporal
passed just behind it?'
AT the 'front.'
"And now" triumphantly, "where
we're you when the sergeant and the
corporal walked around your post
from opposite directions without see
ing you"
Judge" said Kelly hopefully,
that's been worrying me. Where was
l|-The American Legion Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03

Ii there Is any hidden treasure lying
on the bottom OF the ocean near Paris
island. and legend says there is,
United States marine searchers have
given UP hopes of finding 1t.
Bell divers of the marine corps are
operating off the coast of the island
in an attempt 10 salvage boxes. metal
and odds and ends of cargoes lost
overheard from the vessels This is
q side line for the marines, who so far
have been satisfied with patrOlling the
land. sen and air. and have never gone
In for deep-Sea diving.
Negro residents of this vicinity have
faith IN an old-time myth thar there
is hidden treasure on or near the is
land. supposed TO have been left by
Jean La Fitte, the pirate. ON one Of
his coastwise wandermgs.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
Learnina to Save.

Persons who have never practiced
thrift will find that the first 500 they
save is the most difficult part of the
undertaking, says S. w. Straus, mill
lionaire many times over. After they
have reached this amount they begin
TO reap the mental and financial bene-
fits of their economy. They find
themselves stronger and more easily
able TO resist the temptation to squan-
der money. They gain sense of sta
bility and moral courage which was
not theirs before. They realize that
at last they are on the right road
They are headed in the right direc-
ton. They are on their way to happi-
ness and success.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
WaIkawau Marrlane

A young couple rushed into the mar
riage license bureau in the Municipal
building the other day and announced
TO city Clerk Scully that they wished
to be married at once.
Dan Cupids executive officer sur
veyed the couple from under grizzled
brows and said severely: "l'm afraid
this is runaway match"
We'll. your honor" returned the
prospective groom, II can't exactly
say we ran, but we walked pretty
fast. New York Times.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
"Cold An the Head

Is an acute attack Of Nasal Cntarrh
Those subject 10 frequent colds in the
head" will find that the use OF HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE Will build up tie
System, cleanse the Blood and render
them less liable 10 colds Repeated at
lacks of Acute Catarrh may lead &c
Chronic Catarrh
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE is
taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys-
tenn. thus reducing the inflammation and
restoring normal conditions.
All Druggists. Circularg free.
F. ]. Cheney a. CO., Toledo, Ohio.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
Rheumatism Back on the Job
With Its Old-time Fury

blood Of the germs that cause the
disease. S. S. S. has no equal as
a blood purifier, scores Of sufferers
say that it has eleansed their blood
of Rheumatism, and removed all
trace of the disease from their
system.
Get bottle of S. S. S. at your
drug store and get on the right
treatment to-day. If you want
special medical advice, address
Medical Director, 1872 Swift Labo-
ratorv. Atlanta. Ga.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
REINFORCING INSIDE OF SIL0
Where High Winds Prevail It Is Good
Insurance TO Place Wood Hoops
ct Top and Bottom.

Where high winds prevail II is good
insurance TO reinforce the inside Of
stave silo with wood hoops at the top
and bottom. Pieces Of thin, narrow
lumber, us1r lily weather boarding, are
nailed to the slaves so as to form a
hoop of 4 to 3 thicknesses OF the
Notwithstanding care being exercised
to break joints. The strips are Sx10
feet long and the, may be soaked in
water so as to lend easier.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
CAPACITY OF c0%"S STOMACH
Not Enough Nutrition In Pasture
Grass to Make Maximum Pro-
duetion Of MIX

The bulky nature Of pasture grass
places a positive limit upon the capaci-
" Of TIE COW 10 take feed. In other
words. the cows stomach cannot con-
tain grass enough to supply the re-
CURED nutrients for maximum mills
production; therefore a part Of the ra-
don should be Of a more concentrated
nature. Good pasture contains an
abundant supply Of succulent palatable
and nutritious gSasseg
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
PrIceIess Money.

An American soldier on duty with
one of the allied missions recently
walked into q bank in Vienna, laid
down so In gold and asked the
cashier how many Austrian kroner be-
could get In exchange. The cashier
looked at the $40 and said Just as
many as you want"
Why are so many men anxious 60
work when sick and anxious TO avoid
il when well?
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
In a OuannarN.

I'm in a tough position" declared
the judge who had resigned 10 re-
sumo the practice of law. Been EN-
ployed TO try TO get new trial for
man | sent to jail"
"Wen?"
"Shall decline the case or shall
make myself out mutt convict
ing this man ?'-Louisvilie Courier
Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
Shave With
ICutiCura Soap
The New Way
Without Mug


PaStor-This morning will have for
my topic the Great Flood in Genesis.
Prominent Member Of Congregation
(ariSng)-I've got an engagement 10
play golf SO can't stay, hut ri head
the subscription list with $1,000 to re-
lieve the suffering Genesians,-Car.
toons Magazine,
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03

Cutlcura Soap for the Complexion.
Nothing better than Cuticura Soap
daily and Ointment now and then as
needed to make the complexion clear.
scalp clean and hands soft and white.
Add to this the fascinating. fragrant
Cuticura Talcum and you have the
Cuticura Toilet Trio.--Adv.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
No Let.Up In Its Torture.

If you are afflicted with Rheu-
matism, why waste time with lini-
ments, lotions and other local APP
plications that never did cure
Rheumatism, and never will?
Do not try TO rub the pain away,
for you will never succeed. Try
the sensible plan of finding the
cause of the pain. Remove the
cause, and there can be no pain.
Yon will never be rid of Rheu-
matism until you cleanse your
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
Comfortable. ANYWAY.

"What do you think of the situa-
ton in the near East?" asked the man
who likes to give the impression he's
widely read
II don't know there was one" said
Lemuel Lowlife. Anyway I've got a
good iob."-Ruffalo Commercial.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
The Rasement Was vacant.

you say" remarked Bro0ktym
woman TO candidate for a job IL ter
household. that you were "A ninth In
your last placer"
Yes, num- was the response. "a
week with the lady on the top ti00r.
week with the lady on the third
floor week on the second and week
on the ground floor
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03

possible TO deliver fresh mornings
milk in time for breakfast, and that
MIXED the morning before must be
given to patrons who insist on an early
delivery. They would get their milk
from 10 10 IS hours fresher If they
would take it in the afternoon instead
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
Animals cause Asthma.

Certain people are liable to attacks
of asthma when brought into contact
with cats, dogs, etc This is due 10
an emanation from the skin or fur of
the animal
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
Their Method.

In the days of the cave man."
remarked the man on the car, the
girls wore their hair loose down the
back. so they would be easy to catch"
Toledo Blade.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03
rnnnortanf TO nnothara
True.

Friend (doubtfully) ~ expect tie
old man viii kick about your marry
ing his daughter" Lover tsadly)--
"He did"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03

Pa. what is biting remark"
1 suppose it is the kind you say
to Persons teeth"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-09-03

4 hog upon trust grunts till he's
paid for.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-02
New Life for
Sick Man
Eatelie Works Magic

II have taken only two boxes d
EAtouic and feel IKE Z new man. Il
has done me moro good than any.
thing else" writes O. o. Frappis.
Estonis u The modern remedy To-
acid stomach, bloating. food repeat
Ing and indigestion. Il quickly takeo
up and carries out Ne acldity and RI
and enables the Stomach 70 difocl
Tie food naturally. Thal meeno ~
oaly relief from pain md 4leeon1 p
but you CT he {lll strength hon oo
bod yc4 81. Pc box only - Z
tgt6s VIA your dfuasla1's Guarnr Y
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-02

xhls W. me note that Coruy
! 0bonss boy laid on Mr.. 6cribbie
0crafch's desk:
Dear Mr.. Schooimaster. am
oprry that Petey cannot be nj school
tb0ny Tor his writing examination.
Ut ! have to take him to the doc
eoFs 10 find out what Is wrong with
- Quills. He has lost 80 many
1nkeay that he Is nearly bald. and he
1nfchos cold every time the wind
1oowz. yours truly.
MRS. p. PORCUPINE-
p. S.-why can't Petey write bet
nnrf He can read reading. but be
onn's read writing"
NJ. Scribbie Scratch looked very
osr when he read this. First be-
sro they couldn't have any EXAM
atloo that day unless the little por.
( Gnptno boy WINS there to furnish the
-; second. because II was only too
60 that he couldn't write. He and
Marcy had promised TO let him. off
Grum his writing lessons " he would
- - kind as TO furnish the pens
He handed the note to Nancy, and
80 then Nick came In with the
Vnneberry Ink
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-02
TWO NOTES

But nobody hsA anything - SUE.
gcst- II was . nice state Of affairs.
All at once Harry Hedgehog rolled
up the aisle. and unfolding himself.
laid a note on scrsbbis Scratch's
desk. then he rolled back to his seat
again
The schoolmastss picked n NJ
gsngeriy. expecting more troubla but
scarcely had he read one line when
he smiled happily. This was 4:
Dear Mr.. schooimaster Please
don't teach Harry any more writing
He knows too much now. Besides
his quilts are too thick. and he gets
tired carrying them around. and he
mustn't work.
MRS. HEDCEHOG.'
I declare- aid the Fairyman.
You know how scribblc Scratch
fixed things up. don't yon' Petcy
Porcupines quilts are growing In
nicely now. while little Harry Hedge
hog has lost half OF his.
Only Harry's are no small that the
pupils Of Meadow Grove school Gag
no longer make capital letters
(Copyright, 1850, n. X A.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-02
Seeks Literature
for Lumber Camps

Working on the theory that II
tho men In tho lumber camps are
supplied with wholesome rcadins
material. they will not listen TO the
harangue Of radical agitators Capt
John Anderson In pressing his cam.
paign for magazines, papers and
books. Last week, Capt Anderson
reports. he sent IS boxes Of reading
matter to camps In the woods.
The blue boxes on the street cor.
ners are used for collecting this
literature.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-02
inc Billy Sat Dopn and
Scratched His Head.

Coon has something powerful I'm
po'tant on his mind" muttercd Unc'
Billy. as he started on
Pretty soon he met Jimmy Skunk.
who has always been one OF Unc'
Billy's best friends. Jimmy was
looking under every stick and stone
for beetles for his breakfast.
Good morning, Neighbor skunkr'
said UDc' Billy.
Jimmy skunk. who never hurrfcs,
kept right on pulling over sticks
and stones, jusf as II he didn't see
or hear Unc' Billy mt all. In fact.
when he pulled over one stone he
dropped II right on Unc' BiIly's tail
and didn't seem to hear Unc' BilIy's
"Ouchr' as he pulled his tail from
under the stone. Jimmy went right
on about his business
Unc' Billy sat down and scratched
his head His face had lost the
cheerful grin with which be had
started out that morning. Pretty
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-02
BY TIfORNTO,

TING BILLY POssUM was trot.
~ ting along the Crooked Little
pnsh down the hill. He was just
o<arting out on the daily round Of
nn11a. and he was grinning as only
= ~ Billy Possurn can grin.
IN name IL Billy Possum ana nah
home's hollow trsei
- Az ~ night I wander forth--its AL
the same to me
A mn my stomach with an esq. or
Sometimes 1t IL FISH.
n fact. An always helps mahseif TO any
thing An wish.
~ nah name IL Billy Postum ana man
4 7 1ehsr name IL Smart.
- oafch 20 Uncle Billy. 20 must make
- early start"
Enc Billy was singing this TO him.
~ a. he trotted siong the Crooked
Iltf1e Path. and all the time he was
thinking Of the great joke that he
ma his old friend Mocker. from way
down south, were playing on the Ut
~ peopie Of the Green Meadows and
tn Green Forest. Until Bobby Coon
found Il out. no one had known that
)Nocker. who can make his voice
sound exactly like the voices OF
other little people, had hidden him
e6If and called out mean things In
other peoples voices until no one
vomId speak to any one else except
irw Unc' Billy Possum, about whom
1focker said only the kindest things.
OF course. with no one else TO talk
"a. Everybody was dreadfully glad to
- Uncs Billy when he made his
round Of calls. and almost always he
~ sure TO find something especially
ntcs TO eat waiting for him.
This morning he was on his way
% call first on Johnny Chuck. Half
V6ny down the hip he met Bobby
CON. Unc' Billy stopped and held
1T one hand as he said, Good morn
ing. Bobby Coon. How do yo' all do
this fine morning."
Bobby Coon walked right past a.
n b. didn't see Unc' Billy stiall He
lt6n't even look at him. (
whats the matter with yo' this
norn1n& Bobby Coon7" shouted
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-02

tSyIyIfEN winter came the earth
w auakes grew worse and
pushes OF lava poured from every
merry mountain and spread over
the earth another coating Of hard.
shiny stone--so that nothing could
gruw--no grass or trees or now
ers or fruit. and no living thing
could stay upon tho earth but the
fAends-
Now thess 6ends had giant
power to harm each other.
~And. Of course. II they had
power 10 harm they must have
. weaponxa weapon to light
with. and one for defense
They looked something nike
the dragons In your fairy-tales.
but no animal ever had such
power. for they had the minds OF
men. the strength OF giants and
The hearts OF devils.
sAnd the weapon they used
vas the long. long scaly tall
ages passed. and the firca II
the Cascades had nearly finished
their task Of spreading the crust
Of the world.
1.-TWO years slipped BY and no
treat earthquake shook the
ground. ana only srnouldcrins
flren burned on. Lesser and lesser
burned the fires. slower and
smaller the lava xtrcama
s@Threc years passed and 4 win
ter came when soft white snow
capped the mountain tops and
The rolling sea only tapped quietly
q it, rocky walls. No rain Of red
hot stones fell on the land. no
humble Of earthquakes shook. II
wnD Peace.
But the dend men were -
u1ed 70 war and hate that they
scarcely knew II and they fought
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-02
To Launch Move
for Ireland Aid

That q concerted movement viii
DO launched shortly to enlist the full
sympathics Of the American people
for tho cause of Irish Independence
was the declaration Of Edward J.
Coon. who returned TO Seattle recent
ly from a conference with canon DE
Valera and other Irish leaders In
New York city.