The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-06-26
Aunt Amanda at
Dem C%onvenShun
rha First lady Of l'ohunk Writes
Hack Home What Slc sees and
Hears in the Convention titN;
Has I4ickorish Lights, Green soap
and i.NrrNthlng nj the Ho-trl-
lIut Iotgpt~ Ia TIL the Porter.

San Francisco. Jun 20.
Mistress MIrnnthy Ann.
IOhuuk. &. \ A.
Dear MiuanthN -
Here lam at last. In san Francisco.
CuutOuiN, az tnc democratic national
C-ouvenSuuu. I'm gettin settled dow
lu the mos wonderful hu-tsl depart
mcnts I rver seen. with liCur.sh lights
a-puppin out ON an sides a. IN. Walls.
an hot water Strvumtu into the wash
bowl. jus puN time 90 turn on the
spiget-bcsidvz haNiu' % perticklvs
htu-sizc. pusonal. ~uearly-whitc hath
tub. aIl my own. with -iN towels an
green soap m fancy paper. tnrow'd m.
Hut lunsakes. honey. ! amt found
out how / urtiy ,it. What with my
new sache a-hustin' Wild open JUS
az / was about ia bimh ou'n the cars.
an me almost a-falllu' inta th" arms
OF a chocolate Dulured gintliman with
a red hat. who sara he otta carry my
u'iDs as ter as The front door. way.
Ia hep me out-well say!
/ told HIM 1t WIS awful nice Of HIM
Ia ho 80 friendly when ! didn't have
ne relatives iu " An ! cau't ng-
ger out AZ NhS 4 was lac louksd 80
horrible mdtiforcnt an sarCustictl
when / ooh them bundles from him
an told him much Obliged. three tunes
IN my ,ery best pohunR Perfumes
Right after { left him, I almost run
over another awful FRIENDLY pussou
who was W'atin' a puliuomau's badge
an a A.iiuraoticvrh cap. An grubhin'
NY Nalahles, like the mar I jus lett.
Zee says, awful cuttiuus. ~ kan jus
run you up to yuut hotel iu no time,
well Hs not"
lie was 80 awfll p~ous'deriu' an re-
spvCtful I jus up an tells him to go
tnvau, mv uut KNOWN where ne might
Dee a-ttkin' % strange tome woman. Wa,
uIt tu ,~ulilutnN.
But / kinda lett ~ comm ON when
{ met that there ass -fiul rulortd -.u.
tlimen at the train steps, that this
here SAN Francisco is am awful friend
~ city. So I ups AN uuists no -,It uto
a black box utrunEcmiut uu rubber
wheels. am a place m front fer a man
with % p'rllu'uuu's badge. an we was
uU.
Oh Mirauthy. { can't tell YOU how
glad ! WAS Co glt cut again. after that
second gutlmen % drove me round
an over The cohhli,-t streets / cN"r
hope to soc, an landed me- trr 81 an
no chang" ut my hotel door An as
almost running smack into a Ford ear
on rout
/ FAINT never hope 10 know how he
found out what was my porticklcr
place OF residents. but I've already
Cnrt "a the conclusion the tulituruy
o,plo are awful handy with their
h.uds
But to resoom and continue
This here lovely outwcst City is sur
rounded uu 90 every Hld, bN water.
An I can't understand 1.tull why IL is
huN, heard so many s'urihlc-lookin
men. what were ioShiu' lnoulaT M
groups M lhc hotel reception hall.
a=km' ZACH other b. they thought this
here WAS ns dry H Town HS DO Was
cracked lp Ca Doc. or whether they
wis any ohauo't &c get sumtthiu' wet.
An what each thut about the uthors
idocs m whether us democrats Was
a-guin' W iu auNthiu' ut his ruuNou
sNuu about EyttIu' b.
l~Hndsuk,a. piu't th,rD wet water To-
burn every where's YOU turuf
Weir honey. I sure was lucky Ca be
born an raised % democrat. or I never
would nave p,rsWudci Cousin.hN mar
riHgr-un-fnthcr'--sid Joshuio, Ia have
fetched me along tn this most wonder
fui nachl EuthcrIu of all tho sunrtcst
statesmen In the world. Eten IT I did
I have ut travel alone o. dHy behind
jnshuic, account OF hos 70 delegate am
supposin' / don't get il -po him. near
enough to whistle. ul after IT'S an over
hut the shouttu'
Mhv honey its O. chHuc't 0f % NO
time for ms Womr fulks-an' me IA
| pyrtiCklrr.
So long MiruulhN This first letter
has been kinder long but tacN's "a
much 80 tell IN write YOU about Va,