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The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
PRICES FOR RESERVED SEATS
Various Clubs IN American AssocIa-
ton Circuit to Stick to Old
Charge of 85 Cents.

While bleachdr seats will cost so
cents and unresdrved grand-stand seats
- in the American Association this
wear. the various, clubs have agreed to
charge the Old price of 81 cents for
reserved seats in the grand stands.
The prices to be charged include war
toy
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
BALD BESE3ALLERS

Glance at the slick domes of
some of the worlds champions
and know thy fate, baseball. oh.
recruit Here's the list of those
whose bald heads might cause
Pat Moran to remark: Even
the very hairs of your head are
numbered'-Heinie Groh, Nor
ris Rath, Larry Kopf, Greasy
Neale, Slim Sallee and Goldie
Rapp.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

Each package of diamond Dyes
contains directions so simple that any
woman can diamond-dye new. rich'
fadeless color into worn. shabby gar
ments, draperies, coverings, whether
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
WOMEN! DON'T BUY POOR DYE!
Say You Want Diamond Dyes"-No Other Kndl
Don't Spoil or Streak Your Material

wool, silk, linen. cotton or miAeo
goods.
Buy Diamond Dyes"-no other
kind-then perfect results are guaran-
teed even if you have never dyed De-
fore. Druggist has color card.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
Handicapped.

'I tried to tell that lady about my
new Paris gown, but she wanted to
talk about the new books"
Embarrassed you, ehf'
"Yes; | don't know thing about
the latest style in books. Louisville
Courier-J Journal.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

Last season Was great season for
the sport of kings in New York state,
according to figltres just made public.
Purses awarded In 1919 reached total
sum of 81 $50 .OO0, an increase of $780,
600 over 1913 ahd against S6oO'OOO in
1917
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
Genuine Compliment.

''No, saif the appreciative listener
the t3o6 agent; Il don't want the
cooks. But I'll tell yon what l will
do. II you'll come around with some
photograph recorls of your fine talk
about 'em III purchase a full set"
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
FRENCH RUNNER WINS

Marcel Gu|llemOt, the French
long-diStance runner, recently
confirmed hi5 right TO represent
France in th9 Olympic games by
winning the French national run
of about tenl miles. making the
distance in 4 hour, / minute
and IL seconds. BY his victory
GuillemOt nj low becomes the
cross countrJ champion both of
France and GREAT Britain.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
MOT Herr!

Accept "California" Syrup of Figs
only-look for the name California on
the package, then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less physic for the little stomach. liver
and bowels. Children love its fruity
taste. Full directions on each bottle.
You must say california. ADV.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

ger IN tn ii'd. "a
leagues. Conn lie
was born on He-
cember % 1862
There sre seN-
eral magnates lin
the maiols W3lo
are Connie 5 sen
iors, but tns'r'
are no mana gefs.
He is II Eeat's
the senior OF JoPn
AIcGraw, leader, o
,he giants, apo
Miller Huggins at
thirty-nine is 6
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
Rims BEother Boxes.

Chester Hagetman, brother of Rip,
former pitcher Iof the Cleveland In
dams. is n boxet. In France the Kid
dropped 26 out If % starts he soaked
Joe Beckett for h goal.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
The Birds.

"Those birds fly over here to feed.
Their sleeping place is many miles
away. but they return every night
81 see. They commute. louisville
Courier Journal.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
Its FittinQ Kind.

"Jim said when he went outdoors
around the garden hose"
"Of course, it was hardly necessary
for him to state 1t was a garter snake"
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

A torpid liver condition prevents proper
food assimilation. Tone up your liver with
Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills. They act
gently and surely ADV.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
ANNUAL TIME OF TROUBLE
HousecIeaning Date May Change, but
It's Consequences Can by No
Means Be Avoided.

Housecleaning is one Of the spring
festivals that has no fixed date being
on the domestic calendar. 1t
is observed in many places following
the close of the Lenteh season, when
the first crocus has. .kkpomed its well
lome z the retyYa kds, when s.~ the
higher ZACH day and the buds are
puffed/up with ambition to clothe tree
and/shrub in summer garb. {.
It's close at hand, may be celebrated
now as each domestic circle elects
and may be expected to show many of
the characteristics of the olden days
Men should not grumble when the fes-
tival is in progress. They get the cas-
lest part They may have difficulty in
locating what they want, but they are
in it only part of the time the home
folks are there all the time. 1t is one
time Of the year when the men folks
ought to smile.-Ohio State Journal.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

Why buy many bottles of other Vermi-
fuces, when one bottle of DR.. Peery's
Dead Shot" will act surely and promptly?
ADV.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

From Seed to Seed in Eight Days.
Cress is one of the quickest growing
of plants. Under perfect conditions II
has been known to flower and seed
within eight days of planting.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
The Natural Place.

"Where is the best place to observe
the dog starr" 1 guess it is the Lick
observatory"
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
MACK .DEAE OF LEADERS

corneliu; Mcd'rcuddy better known
as Connie Mock is the Oldest mana
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
Their M aterial.

'Paw. what are castles in Spain
built Off"
"M0stly of gold bricks. my son."
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

Moran has a !"
Il goodly numb
southpaWs of 4
that he knows
as we'll as any
Ness. The eXt
staff enables i
most scientiI
With weak rJ
depend on 81
as many run
Red pitching
the use of til
one-run game!
taught his mt
pitchers, and }
its largely by
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

|ell-balanced staff, with
ar of right-handers and
lass. and he has shown
how to handle pitchers
manager in the busi-
'ellence of his pitching
en to use the b"st ana
methods at the bat.
ng a, manager must
Eging and getting over
J as possible. But the
good enough to allow
kwaiting game and the
noticed that Pat has
| to wait out opposing
Nave no doubt he prot
ir ability to do so"
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

Bill Hinchman says his brother,
Harry. once a star in the American
league and later in the American as
sociation, is now the proprietor of
bowling alley in Toledo, O., and doing
goou business.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

~ 40 e 1nighf sle
Fought homs ne1 fur hat which
size proudly exhibited 10 her husband,
VINO did not like it, and proceeded to
say so. "Why, it looks queer to even
the dog" ne ended Look how he's
barking at it. He thinks it is a coon
In tree"
"Don't you call me a tree" she
stovmed, and then began TO cry. II
suppose you're going to say next that
Fn either ounce or persimmon
tree"
~No," he smiled blandly. 81 should
think a weeping willow would be a
more appropriate name
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

Hughey Jennings doesn't think a
ball player ought to play cards after
the pennant hunt starts. His ultima
tum to the Tigers is that any player
who violates this rule will be subject
to a fine.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
PE-RU-NA
and MANALIN Cured Me
Mrs. E. M. Harris, r. r.
No. 8, Ashland, Wis.,, sends
a message of cheer to the
c;oIr.

After following your advice
and using Peruna and Manalln, 1
was cured of catnrrh of the nose,
throat and stomach, from which
l had suffered for several years.
Whan 1 commenced taking Pc
runa I could not make my bed
without stopping to rest. Now /
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

Manager Moran of the Cincinnati
Nationals denies that Goldie Rapp,
infelder, had been sold. Reports were
that Rapp had been sold to the st.
Paul club of the American associa-
ton.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
AS 1T APPEARED TO HIM
Hubby Had No Difficulty at All in
Classifying His Wife as
Species of Tree.

They arr q husband and wife W
have mouy auaIrals. And she il
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

Lamb. a new catcher of the Kansas
City club, is already having trouble
With the spikes shot at him by the
runner. They are doubtless trying to
get their Lamb chops free of charge.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

Walter Heating, at one time short
stop for the Chicago Cubs, is to play
with an industrial team this season.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

Manager Charlie Graham of the
Seals has turned down an offer from
the Cubs of $4,000 for the services
Of Jim O'ConneN the 1S-year-old
phenomenal outfelder and hitter.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

If the Detrl
this year whad
many seasons,
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
DIAMOND
NOTES

Wonder if they've insured Babe
Ruth against setting the league on
fire?
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
JACK cooM| 5 SOUND ADVICE
Tiger Coach Z Fges Young Pitchers to
Ignore Ba er and Throw at
Anat( by of Catcher.

t Tigers are to have
they have lacked for
Ais up to Jack Coombs
Whom Iacl, lpclllrpS
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21

The Royal Montreal Golf club is the
oldest golf club in America,
II
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07
SEAL CAMPAIGN
IS LAUNCHED IN
BRISK FASHION

More than $40 worth of Christmas
seals were sold yesterday for the ben
eft Of the Anti-Tuberculosis associa-
ton, on the opening day of the cam
paign here, according to Mrs. r. A.
Sprague, chairman of the committee.
Groups of girls sold seals at the
hotels and other points during the
day, and last night they were at the
theaters to dispose of the seals. A
speaking campaign which will con-
tinue through the week was opened
last night at the theaters, and as a
result it is expected that there will be
a generous response from the public.
Mrs. Laura Young has charge Of the
sales in the hotels, and Mrs. H. A.
Pierce is in charge Of the sales at the
theaters. More girls to assist with the
sales are needed. and Mrs. Sprague
has called for volunteers to assist with
the work Business houses wishing to
buy the seals before the solicitors call
are urged to phone Mrs. Sprague or
DR.. j. Grassick.
Secretary H. Mayne Stanton of the
Commercial club has announced that
all mail leaving hat office from now
until Christmas will carry the Christ
mas seals, and other business institu-
tions r expected to follow the lead
ership Of the Commercial club in this
respect. ID
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07
HOTEL; MEN TO !.
HOLD MEETING
Grand Forks to Get First
State Convention,
December %.

The first state convention of the
North Dakota Hotelmen's association
is to be held in Grand Forks on De-
cember %, according to an announce
ment made this morning.
The association is being formed in
the state under the direction of j. ..
Dahl, who at present has the state
headquarters established at the Lee
land hotel in Minot.
j. d. Bacon, Fred Bartholomew,
Keith Bacon and Oscar Knudson are
Grand Forks men who have charge
of the organization program. Other
hotel men of the state who are we'll
known, and whose name are found
leading the organization list are A.
H. Leimbacher, Arthur DeBeau, Z. E.
Cole and William Laimer of Fargo;
C. A. Klaus Of Jamestown, j.. w. AID
rich. Valley City: Earl Dyer, Lakota:
NJ. r. Mayer, Devils Lake; c. H.
Parker. Minot; Theodore kahellek,
kenmare, and Richard Peyton, Willis
ton.
The North Dakota association will,
it is planned, become a part of the
Greeters Of America. a national or
g~anization. comprising ten thousand
hotel men of America.
The purpose of the organization
is to bring into closer relationship the
employer and employe, to uphold the
open shop principle, and to raise the
moral and physical standard of hotel
operation,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07
SCOUTS IDEA
FIRE BAND
State Fire Marshall Does
Not Believe Elevator
Fires Incendiary.

Bismarck, N. D.. Dec. mo or
sanized band exists in North Dakota
for he purpose of burning elevators,
in the opinion of H. l.. Reade, state
fire marshal, he declared today. fol-
lowing publication Of a Minnesota pa
per of reports from Parshall, N. D.,
to effect that activities of band We're
feared.
Parshall sources suggested that the
incendiarism may have resulted from
a desire to reduce the supply of grain
and thus increase the price.
Elevator and grain fires are all too
numerous, but Ire not unusual at this
time of the year, MI. Reade declared.
He added that every elevator in the
state a been inspected by special
deputies in the last. sixty to ninety
days and fire hazards ordered rem.ov.
ed.
Although he said "the moral hazard
Is bad enough" he does not believe q
wave of incendiarism has resulted.
At Parshall the Berge elevator was
destroyed. A gasoline-soaked rag
was found which had been placed UNI
der the structure. The elevator con-
tanned $4,000 bushels of. wheat. On
the same night the elevator at Kongs-
berry. N. D.. between Max and Drake,
was burned in a similar manner with
its contents.
Two fires. which destroyed grain
stored in fields a distance from build-
ings, have been reported. One Of
these RAJ north Of Medina, and be-
tween 5000 and 1000 bushels Of
wheat were burned, as the bin was q
mile from any buildings. This is. be-
lieved to have been incendiary. The
second outdoor grain bin in which
grain was destroyed was a half mile
fron1 a building. ~
Thirty-Six Lives Lost.
The fire loss for North Dakota is
far greater than it should be, accord
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07

e GsinA
ADVERTISEMENT.
AN OLD RECIPE
ITO DARKEN HAIR
Sage Tea and Sulphur Turns
Gray, Faded Hair Dark
ss9s and Glossy.

Almost everyone knows that Sage
Tea and Sulphur, properly compound
ed, brings back the natural color and
lustre to the hair when faded, streaked
or gray. Years ago the only a to
est this mixture was To- make it at
hone. which is mussy and trouble
some.
Nowadays we simply ask at any
drug store for ."Wyeth's Sage and Sui
pl1ur Compound. You will get a
large bottle OF this old time recipe i'm
proved by the addition Of other in
xredients, at very little cost. Every
body iases this preparation now, be-
cause no n can possibly tell that you
darkened your hair, as 1t does 1t SO
paturQlly and evenly. You daInpen a
xponge or soft brush with 1t and draw
tkfs through your hair, taking one
sfnall strand alta time; by morning
the gray hair disappears. and after an.
ether application orr two, your hair
tbescomes beautifnliy dark. thick ana
JAtoesy md Q look years younger:
5sSrNs N&st@fHG rf41Hr -
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07

ing to. Mr.. Reade. Thirty-six persons
lost their lives in fires during last
fi~scalsyear.
Carelessness is the greatest cause d
fre4, he asserted.
The total fire loss for the year was
32,814,622.9I on insured buildings and
contents alone. and Mr.. Reade says
this Is probably increased one-third
by reason of the unreported fires. His
figures follow: Values OF buildings in-
sured. $5.703,91b; damage to build
ings from FIRE, $1,247.7ss.so; insur-
ance, $4;192.S9S: value Of contents in
sured, $4,1s5,7 23; damage to contents,
1856 ,s54.61; insurance on contents,
$S,1O8.113,
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07

M9fFEtHE
drilling they took things In hand with
such enthusiasm that promises to put
the. Grand Forks company on the
map. When Major Sorenson arrived
in Grand Forks Monday morning on
ly IS men had signed up for national
guard duty. " 8 O'clock last night
that number 20 reported for inspec-
ton.
Eplistments are to be received for
100 men and it is expected that the
number will be reached in a very few
days. Equipment for 100 men Is ex-
pected to arrive in a few days and
members Of the outfit will be furnish
ed with a complete outfit. Drills are
being held every Monday night. Cap
tain H. l.. Edwards will be in charge
with Leslie ,Trotter, first lieutenant;
Samuel O. Swadburg, second lieuten-
ant, and Axel knutsOn, first sergeant.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07
MEMBERS OF COMPANY
M ARE INSPECTED

Grand Forks Company NJ. the re-
organized contingent. of the North Da-
kota National Guard, was Inspected
last night by Col. j. B. Woolnough,
senior inspector of St. Paul, with Ad-
jutant-General G., A. Fraser and
Major Sorenson of Bismarck. at the
first federal inspection held at the au-
ditoriuma
Colonel Woolnough said last night
that he is more than satisfied with
the appearance of the men. While
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07
MRS. BLAKE WILL
. REPRESENT. CHAPTER

Mrs. Donald Blake, formerly Of this
city, will represent the Grand Forks
county chapter of the, Red Cross at
the annual meeting of the American
Red Cross, to be held in Washington.
ID. c., today and Wednesday,. 1t was
announced yesterday by c.. c.. Gowran,
chairman Of the Grand Forks county
chapter.
While living here Mrs. Blake was
particularly active in Red Cross work.
Mr.: Blake. who is an architect. was
called to Washington from here, in
connection with war work, and since
that time they have made their home
in thai CITY. !
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07

wathen and Knebeelkamp were
charged with transporting 1000 cases
Of wvhiskey from the Wathen distillery
at Hobbs, Kentucky, to Chicago on 9
forged permit. Both denied having
known the alleged illegal nature OF
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07
SANTA CLAUS GIRLS
BEGIN CHRISTMAS
WORK FOR KIDDIES

Mrs. A. NJ. Lommen was reelected
president of the Santa Claus Girls at
their annual meeting held last night
in the offices of the Grand Forks
Herald. Miss Margaret Van Dusen
was reelected OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
and Mrs. r. A. Sprague will again look
after the buying of things for the
Christmas bags which will be dis
tributed by the Santa Claus Girls.
Subscriptions for the fund have al
ready begun to reach The Herald, and
many little youngsters who are afraid
that Santa Claus will pass them by,
have written letters to. Santa These
are being turned v e to the Santa
Claus Girls and the requests contained
in them will be filled, so far as is pos
sible.
1t the meeting last night the Santa
Claus Girls decided to follow the plan
which they have found successful
during former Christmas observations,
and will distribute to each child on the
list a bag containing a pair of stock
ings or mittens, candy and fruit, and
a toy.
Subscriptions.
fund will, as usual, be received at the
Herald Office. Those which have SO
far come in are as follows:
Grand Forks Herald. ....... $500
st. Hilaire Lumber Co......... 500
Ireland Lumber Co ........ 500
Robertson Lumber Co......... 500
Ontario Store 500
"A FRIEND 2.OO
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07
DIsTILLERs ARRESTED.

Louisville, KY, Dec. 10. H.
Wathen. secretary, and w. F.. .Kne-
3~beelkatmp, treasurer of r. E. Wathen
and company, Louisville distlllers,
We're arrested here last night on war
rants charging violation of the Vol
stead prohibition enforcenent act.
The arrests resulted from an indict-
ment returned in Chicago recently by
a federal grand jury duplicating Wat
hen, Knebeelkamp, mike De Pike"
Heitler and other persons in q
"whiskey ring"
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07
TO INDUCE
IMMIGRANTS TO
SETTLE ON FARMS

New York, Dec. 7.-Plans to in-
duce immigrants to settle in farming
districts of the northwest were dis
cussed by min officials of western
railroad companies, who accepted an
invitation of Frederick A. Wallis,
commissioner of immigration, to visit
Ellis Island today.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07
.-HECKERr DEAD.

Springfield, Ohio. Dec. REV.
Charles "a. Heckert, 50, president
emeritus OF Wittenberg college, died
today from heart disease.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07
ADVERTISEMENT.
EXPOSURE ACHES
RHEUMATlCPADN
sloan's Liniment, Kept Handy, Takes
the Fight Out of Them

q LoSH1NG around in the wet and
~ then-the dreaded rheumatic
twinge! But not for long when
Sloan's Liniment is put on the job!
Pains, strains, sprains-how soon
this old family friend penetratcs with
ont rubbing n helps drive 'em away!
And how Clearly, too-no muss, no
bother, no stained skin or clogged
pores. Muscles timber up. lumbago.
sciatica. neuralgia. backache are
promptly relieved. Keep q bottle
handy. Get one today if you've run
out Of sloan's Liniment, it's so warm
ing.
All druggists-35c, zoe, $1.40. The
largest bottle holds six times as much
as the smallest.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07
RAISE IS GRANTED.

Chicago, Dec. IA five per. cent
wage increase for the period between
July Is. 1920. and December Is. 1920.
was granted employees of the Packing
and Allied Industries in a decision
handed down today by Federal Judge
Samuel Alschuler, arbitrator in the
packing house wage disputes.
The employees had asked an advance
of So a day.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-12-07

the permit. They were released under
bonds OF $4,000 each and required 70
appear FRIDAY in federal court at Chi.
cago.
Herald want ADS Bring Results.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-15
rHE VOICE or AUTHORITY.

ibid anybody call me while I was
oGt?'' asked Mr.. Gadspur.
Eyes, sir" answered the Office boy
"A lady did,
"A la,ly, chi"
Eyes, sir. But I think 1t was Mrs
Gadspur."
"What did she say?"
"She said, is that Green Hill four
four-seven-thrceT Then I said, Yes
sum- Then she said, Summon Mr.
Gadspur to the phone at once"
"Ahela. Yes, that was Mrs. Cad
spur"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-15
Easler 10 spell.

"Yes, general, we have reconncitered,
as ordered; Nchchkyik is a short
march away and so poorly defended
that we should be able to take 1t with
out losing a life. Bing, on the other
hand, is two days. march away, strong.
ly defended, and will cost many lives
to take"
1--WE will march on Bling at once. ]
will have to hand in written report
of the conquest, you know" NJ
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-15
ALL orr
are YOU ever shaved by d lady

awere you ever shaved BY lady
barber2"
"Once."
"How did you enjoy the expert
ence?"
"Not very much"
"She damaged your face, thenY
mot at all. She was rather pref
ty woman, but just about the time l
had settled back in her chair and was
beginning to feel romantic she started
to tell me how hard she worked to
support her six fatherless children"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-15
WASTING His Time,

II have here" said the shabby call
er, "a book containing one hundred
money-making secrets"
"What is the price?"
twenty-five cents"
Elbow many sales have you made
today?"
''Only three or four"
''Umph! If that book contains as
many money-making secrets as you
say it does, why don't you take day
of and read it."
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-15
To BE Sure.

The intoxicated citizen could navi-
gate no farther. ..e., =
Call wheelbarrow exclaimed a
,facetious man.
"The idea of making foolish re
mark like that!"' said kind-hearted
woman, who was passing. "There are
no wheelbarrows anywhere aboNt here
Someone should call taxi"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-15
Much Worse,

"Once let man with thimbleful
of brains get the idea that he has
an analytical mind, and he is the great
est bore on earth"
II know greater bore than that"
"Name him."
"The fellow without even thimble
full of brains who thinks he has an
analytical mind"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-15
A Sian a Her compIexlon.

sis it true that Mrs. Dubwaite and
Mrs. Twobble are no longer on speak
ing terIns?"
Eyes. l fear the breach will never
be healed"
"What did they fall out about?"
"They met on the street one day.
Mrs. Dubwalte said to. Mrs. Twobble
My dear, how do lo0kY Mrs. Twob-
BILE kissed her effusively and said: My
dear, you are q work of art y"