The Coconino sun., 1920-08-06

Sometimes we quote things from other newspapers to show how editors or other papers make bulls. Here is something taken from the Cococino Sun of November 12, 1887, that must have made MT. Brannen sit up with a gasp:
 "Born-At Flagstaff, Nov. 2, to the wife of P. J. Brannen, son.
 MT. Brannen's many friends have been shaking his hand over the event m which the force of this paper wish to join"
 By the way, Captain Murray Bran men, the youngster above alluded to, must be nearly 34 now.
 When man comes out in a crowd and announces that he will never run Tor any political office, he reminds us very much of the fellow who always wore a temperance badge pinned to his coat so that people would ask him to drink under the mistaken impress sion that he would refuse.
 J. c. Babcock, brother of the late Charlie Babcock, who was here a few weeks ago, said that bears are still plentiful in Colorado, among them the grizzly. He told about a man being Killed by a grizzly up there a few years ago. The mans family wired instructions that the body be shipped back east. When, a few days later, they received big box, they wired again, asking what was meant by sending the remains of bear instead of those of their relative, whereupon the following explanatory wire was sent them:
 Bill is inside the bear"
 At first glance, it seems strange why, in an equal suffrage state like Arizona, the laws do not permit wom- en to serve on juries. But then, when one gets to thinking it over, perhaps 1t isn't so strange after all, for we can imagine what would take place in the Jury room while the fair arbiters were deciding the fate of, let us say, fair ly good-looking man being tried for murder:
 First Lady Juror-There seems to be no doubt that the prisoner mur- dered his wife.
 Second Lady Juror-Yes, isn't he handsome?
 Third Lady Juror-The poor fellow hasn't had single bouquet sent to him today.
 Fourth Lady Juror-But, you know, the ladies weren't sure he is guilty.
 Fifth Lady Juror-Of course not; they didn't hear half of the evidence.
 Sixth Lady Juror-If we bring him in guilty what will they do?
 Seventh Lady Juror-Hang him.
 Eighth Lady Juror-Horrors!
 Ninth Lady Juror-Or else they'd imprison the poor man for life.
 Tenth Lady Juror-It won't do to bring him in guilty at all.
 Eleventh Lady Juror-I'm afraid not.
 Twelfth Lady Juror-If he is either locked up or hung we can't any of us marry him.
 "l take pleasure in announcing to my friends, patients and to the public in general that l am back from Chi cago and am ready to serve the pub lie professionally. I am using all modern appliances in treating the sick and afflicted by new and latest meth ods as Chiropratic, Mechanotherapy, Spondoylotherapy, Neuropathy, Rith- motherayp, Physculotopathy, Osteo- pathy, Najropathy, Electrotherapy, Hydrotherapy, Zonotherapy, etc. "DR. S. P. SESMER, ID. C., Ph. C., M. T. D., D. S., D. N,
 R. D., Ph. D, D O., N. D., D. E., D.
 H., D. Z.,"-Adv. in Henry County,
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 Dr. E. s. Miller tells of time when he and a lot of friends were camping in Oregon. They went to a farm house to get some butter. The wom- an of the house had none ready, but told the doctor she would go to the spring-house and get the cream and churn some. The doctor, gallant then as now, accompanied her to render ev- cry assistance he could.
 Arrived at the spring-house, they opened the crock of cream and found a frog in the top of the crock, float ing around on a big pat of butter, which he had chuned and gathered while kicking around trying to get out of the cream.
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