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The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
For Young Mothers

Charlottesville, Va.-"Dr. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription is the grandest thing
that ever came into existence for young
mothers. I did not know of this during
my first expectancy and in consequence
l suffered with my nerves, and for the last
two months I was never comfortable. l
cannot describe the comfort 'Favorite
Prescription brought to me, mentally and
physically, and I had practically no suf-
fering-the only comparison I can give is
that there was as great a difference as
between black and white. I was also able
20 nurse these last two, which was inn
possible with my first baby, and it was
this fact that caused me to lose him when
he was only six months old. My two
girls have always been healthy and strong,
and I am sure that my own health has
been improved by taking this wonderful
it."-Mrs. Matte Glass, OH West St.
DR.. Pierce, of Buffalo, N. Y, long since
found out what Is naturally best for wo,n-
ems diseases. He learned 1t all through
treating thousands Of cases. The result
Of his studies was medicine called DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription. This med
icine is made OF vegetable growths that
nature surely intended for backache.
headache, weakening drains. bearing
down pains, periodical Irregularities, pelvic
determinations, and for the many disor-
ders common to women in all ages of life.
Send 10c to DR.. Pierce's Invalids' Hotel,
Buffalo, N. z, FOR trial package Of F'a-
vorite Prescription Tablets.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
UNABLE TO IDENTIFY MUMMY
London Officials in Something OF a
Quandary as to Disposition Of
"Old Jimmy"

One Of London's problems at the
present hour is what to do with a
mummy that lies at the back Of the
Mansion house in one Of the oldest
churches of that ancient city. No one
knows where it came from, and the
jocular element around the Mansion
house describe it as "Old Jimmy-a
former lord mayor of London" The
rector is in a quandary over its dis
posal. The figure is perfectly pre-
served: eyes, hair, nose, teeth, nails
and ribs.
Inside the door Of the mummys box
is a glass lid, which was removed a
few days ago for the first time for
many years. The mummy was cover
ed with cobwebs, but was still In good
condition. at feels like leather" said
an onlooker as he touched "Old Jim
my's" elastic ribs. The rector invites
suggestions from the public as what to
do with the mummy. The mystery as
to its identity arises from the fact
that during the great London fire in
1866, it was hurriedly removed from
another church, and placed where it
now lies so as to escape the ravages
Of the conf1agration.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
TRAMP'S PLEA THAT FAILED
Sufferer Quite Unable to See Style OF
"Spiitting and Hacking" Proposed
by Farmers Wife.

Lawson Purdy, secretary of char
ity organization, said in brilliant
address on charity in New York:
Charity bestowed on the profess
sional beggar is worse than wasted.
A gaunt scarecrow with red nose
knocked at the back door of farm
house one bitter December day.
"'Charity, lady, he croaked. Char
ity for the sake of the Christmas
feast wot's approachin'.'
"Here he coughed dismally.
LADY he went on, I got split
tin headache and a hackin' cough,
and
'But the wise farm woman inter-
rupted him.
GA splittin' headache and hackin'
cough?' she said. Then you won't
mind goin' out to the woodshed and
splittin' the kindlin' and hackin' them
oak logs. When you're through I'll
give you meal Of
"But the sufferer with gesture of
rage and disgust was already hurry
ing Off"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
PORTER HAD FELLOW FEELING
Witness of OscuIatory Exercises Mean
to Do Good Turn in Putting
Cob Wise.

The COB was on shore leave and
happy because he had found girl as
affectionate as he. His joy wal
dimmed, however, for bluecoat ha6
forbidden spooning in the park and
his girl had tabooed it in the streets
But life took a new turn when he
saw a man kiss his wife farewell in
front of the Pennsylvania station, New
York He rushed his girl toward 3
crowd hurrying toward the Philadel
phia express and babe her fond fare'
well. When the crowd thinned, they
joined a throng for Washington anG
repeated the act. They repeated II
again before the Chicago train.
This was too much for a coloret
porter who had been watching. He
stepped up to the COB. Boss" he
said, "why don't you go downstairs
and try the Long Island station? Dem
local trains am a-leavin' mos all de
time I'-Everybody's
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

He got his furlough.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
A Feeling of Security

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such medicine is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle of Swamp-Root.
It is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
1t is not a stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses.
1t is not recommended for everything.
It is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad-
der troubles.
A sworn statement Of purity is with
every bottle of DR.. Kilmers Swamp
Root.
If you need medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes. medium and large.
However, if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to DR..
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
Lava Blanket conceaIs Gold.

Prospectors arriving at Nome
Alaska, recently told of a great valley
of placer gold ore believed buried be
meath a huge age-old blanket of lava
which stretches for miles along the
right shore Of the Inmachuk river in
the Kotzebue country near Nome. A
gold bearing gravel has been found by
miners who have attempted to tunnel
under the rim of the lava sheet. Drills
will not penetrate the lava, the pro-
spectors said. One "sourdough" min
er, Fl. L. Stull, said he tried to break
the lava with power drill last summer,
but failed.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
He Went to L.

The late P. 7. Barnum delighted to
tell of his thousand and one amusing
experiences, especially some that hap
pened during his first tour of England
with 1.-The greatest show on earth"
One of the best is joke on the cham
pion humbugger" himself. Barnum, on
leisure evening. bought ticket to an
English music hall. Imagine his keen
delight as he heard the usher, as he
took the tickets Of the people ahead
say: Letter Hay, first row; letter
Hee, fifth row; letter Heff, sixth row !;
letter High, ninth row." and then, in
response to Barnum's inquiry, "Where
do I go?'' he said: you go to He'll,
sir"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
Names Baby Marine Cora HaverIy.

Sergt. Oran B. Haverly, United
States marine corps, San Francisco,
and Mrs. Haverly announce the birth
of a daughter, who will be christened
Marine Cora Haverly."
In requesting a furlough and an
nouncing the birth of the child to his
commanding officer, the marine used
the Biblical quotation: "Train up q
child in the way it should go; and when
he is old he will not depart from it."
Sergt. Haverly explained that he
wanted boy, but as he could not
hope ever to enlist his child in the
corps, he had done the best he could
to make a good Marine Of her.
He got his furlough.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
OUT O. LUCK
Never mindl Just take
Cascarets if Bilious,
Constipated

Everyone must occasionally give to
the bowels some regular help or else
suffer from constipation, bilious at
lacks, stomach disorders and sick head
ache. But do not whip the bowels into
activity with harsh cathartics.
What the liver and bowels need Is
q gentle and natural tonic, one that
can constantly be used without harm.
The gentlest liver and bowel tonic is
"Cascarets." They put the liver to
work and cleanse the colon and bowels
of all waste, toxins and poisons with
out griping-they never sicken or in
convenience you like Calomel, Salts,
Oil or Purgatives.
Twenty-Five million boxes of Cas-
carets are sold each year. They work
while you sleep. Cascarets cost so lit
tie too.-Adv,
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
lars In Cleopatra's Needle.

Will the workmen who are busy re-
pairing the base of London's Cleo
patra's needle disturb the jars which
were placed in the pedestal when the
monolith was erected? The jars con-
tain British coins, translation Of the
meaning of the hieroglyphics inscribed
on the monument, a railway guide, a
number Of children's toys, copies of
newspapers, a map of London, trans
lation into several languages Of St.
John SIG, history of the monu-
ment and it's journey to London, and
many other things. This was after
the custom of the ancient Egyptians.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
Black OpaIs in Australia.

A find of black opal at Tintebar,
near Ballina, New South Wales, has
caused much excitement at Melbourne,
reports Trade Commissioner A. w.
Ferrin. There has been rush Of ap-
plicants for miners rights and per-
mission to enter private lands. The
Melbourne Age states that nearly a
hundred claims have already been
pegged.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
RUB RHEUMATIC PAIN
FROM ACHING JOINTS
Rub Pain Right Out With Small Trial
Bottle Of Old "St.
Jacob3 Oil"
Stop dosing" Rheumatism.

Stop dosing" Rheumatism.
It's pain only; not one case in fifty
requires internal treatment. Rub
soothing, penetrating "St Jacobs Oil"
right on the "tender spot" and by the
time you say Jack Robinson-out
comes the rheumatic pain and distress.
est. Jacobs Oil" is harmless rheu-
matism liniment which never disap-
points and doesn't burn the skin. It
takes pain, soreness and stiffness from
aching joints, muscles and bones;
stops sciatica, lumbago, backache and
neuralgia.
Timber up! Get a small trial bottle
Of old-time, honest est. Jacobs OH
from any drug store, and in a mo-
ment, you'll be free from pains, aches
and stiffness. Don't suffer! Rub
rheumatism away.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
HEAD STUFFED FROM
CATARRH OR A COLD
Says Cream Applied In NostriIs Opens
Air Passages Right Up.

Instant relief-no waiting. Your
clogged nostrils open right up; the air
passages of your head clear and you
can breathe freely. No more hawking,
snufing, blowing, headache, dryness.
No struggling for breath at night;
your cold or catarrh disappears.
Get small bottle Of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist now. Apply
a little Of this fragrant, antiseptic,
healing cream in your nostrils. 1t pen
etrates through every air passage of
the head, soothes the inflamed or swol-
len mucous membrane and relief comes
instantly.
It's just fine. Don't stay stuffed up
with a cold or nasty catarrh.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
Precise Private,

In one of our camps, just before our
entrance into the war, an officer was
making a round of inspection when he
came upon a big. round-eyed private
with red hair and a gun that he held
in anything but the approved fashion.
'Don't you know better" demanded
the officer, ethan to point an empty
gun at me?"
"But it amt empty, SIR" protested
the private "It's loaded !-Philadel-
phia Ledger.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
Careful WI the Bawbees.

The stingiest man I know lived In
suburban town. He called up his
home Cat his firms expense for tolD
to have a steak for dinner, as he was
bringing home guest. The plans
of the guest were changed and he
couldn't go, so this man called up his
home again shortly before dinner and
told them to take the steak back and
get some chops instead. He is con-
sidered to be worth over half a mil
lion dollars and owns beautiful
home.-Exchange
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

n1oIlai rs every sIaUeL,eHS ICY
made is perfectly true. Mrs. ]. 0.
ELMQuIsT, 2424 S. 10th Street, Omaha,
Nebraska.
Women who suffer from those dis
tressing ills peculiar to their sex should
be convinced by the many genuine and
truthful testimonials we are constantly
publishing in the newspapers OF the
ability of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-
table Compound to restore their health.
To know whether Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound will help you, try
it! For advice write to Lydia E. Pink
ham Medicine Co. (confdentiaD, Lynn,
Mass. Your letter will be opened, read
and answered by woman, and held in
strict confidence.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
EATING Grass in Armenia.

Everybody Gin Alexandropol, Arme.
nia), as though it were the most nat
ural thing In the world to do, was
eating grass. The women nearly all
carried little punches Of grass in their
aprons or tied up in loops on their
ragged skirts, while one saw grasses
sticking out of most mems pockets.
There was constant munching that
really seemed more awful to me than
the abject surrender to the inevitable
that was compelled so frequently to
witness.-Eleanor Franklin Egan in
the Saturday Evening Post.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
How Superstitions Arose.

The Friday superstition arose be-
cause the crucifixion is supposed to
have taken place on that day. Some
persons think it is unlucky to spill
salt, because Judas Iscariot seems to
be splitting it in Da Vinci's picture.
Others think that it is because salt
is a symbol of incorruptibility, and
splitting it is, therefore, a sign Of
broken friendships and general up
sets.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
S1ON Qeward Sl00

Catarrh is local disease greatly infiu.
enced by constitutional conditions. 1t
ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
Is taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys.
tenn. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
destroys the foundation of the disease,
gives the patient strength by improving
the general health and assists nature In
doing its work. $4,000 for any case Of
Catarrh that HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE fails to cure.
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo. Ohio.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
DON'T FEAR ASPIRIN
If 1T is GENUINE
Look for name "Bayer on tablets,
then you need never
worry.

To get genuine "Bayer Tablets Of
Aspirin" you must look for the safety
*Bayer Cross" on each package and
on each tablet.
The "Bayer Cross" means true,
world-famous Aspirin, prescribed by
physicians for over eighteen years, and
proved safe by millions for Colds,
Headache, Earache, Toothache, Neu-
ralgia, Lumbago, Neuritis, and for
Pain in general. Proper and safe d.
rections are in each unbroken "Bayer'
package.
Handy tin boxes of II tablets cost
but few cents. Druggists also sell
larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin is
the trade mark Of Bayer Manufacture
of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylic-
acid.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
For Eastern Affair Routes.

The government of India has sent
letters to various chambers Of COM
merce suggesting that they find way
to maintain seven centers for aircraft.
The cities proposed are Bombay, Cal
cutta, Madras, Karachi, Delhi, Nag
pur and Rangoon. The centers are
believed to be sufficient for affair
routes in India and Burma.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint. of water add OF. Bay Rum,
small box of Barbo Compound, and u
OF. of glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a
week until it becomes the desired shade.
Any druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost. It will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair,
and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub of.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
Maybe Not.

"Why don't we get any more Turk
ish rhapsodies?"
''Well, they amt got nothing to
rhapsodize over, take it.'-Louisville
Courier-J Journal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
First MAGAZINE Run by Women.

First Magazine Run by Women.
The first magazine in America con-
Quoted solely by women was the
Lowell Offering, a monthly periodical
published from 1S42 to 1S49 by girls
employed in the mills Of Lowell, Mass
Lucy Larcom was one of it's frequent
contributors.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

twenty years IOr Ie-
male troubles and it
has helped me very
much. I have also
used Lydia E. Pink
hams S a n a tiv e
Wash with good re-
suits. I always have
a bottle of Vegetable
Compound j n t b e
house as it is a good
remedy in time of
need. Y o u c a n
publish my t e 8 t i
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
Cruel Agreement.

Maud-This keen air is certainly eE-
hilarating. I feel like a 4-year-old this
morning.
Belle-And you look it, dear-ten
times over-Boston Transcript.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
Wealthy.

Hewitt-Did you ever dream that
you had untold wealth?
Jewett-Last night dreamed that /
was rich enough to sandbag man
with sugar.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

A single application of Roman Eye Bal
sam on going to bed will prove its merit
for infammations of the Eyes, external
and internal-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
Fatal Opinion.

"Young Giglets thinks he is the big
gun around this place."
'"That is just the reason he is going
to be fred
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
Makes a Difference.

Edith-Isn't it disgusting to hear
men f1attering women!
Maud-Other women, yes
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

Wright's Indian Vegetable Pills are sim
ply good old-fashioned medicine for reg
ulating the stomach, the liver and bowels.
Get box and try them.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

stomach, and l was
in a miserable state
when I began taking
DR.. Pierce's Favor
ito Prescription and
Golden Medical Dis
covery together. I
was completely re-
lieved of these all
ments a n d m a d e
strong and healthy
by their use, and ]
felt like a different
person" Mrs. Sam
uel Layne, sol John
co1 e.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
Before and After.

Screen Hill says he was first at
tracted by his wife's voice." "Yes,
and now he is distracted by it."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

A woman says a cloven breath in
dicates a cloven hoof.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

Some men are born diplomats and
some are married.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
The Time for Attention.

"There's a time for everything"
"Of course. That's why we don't
pay any attention to getting the snow
off the streets until it is warm enough
for a good thaw."
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

There is no excuse for the dyspeptic with
Garfield Tea accessible at every drug store
ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
MEETING EMERGENCIES.

"Dolson's wife is an awful talker.
How does he get on so well with herT
Hes a good listener.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

A woman invariably laughs at her
husbands silly jokes just before she
attempts to make a touch.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

If wishes were horses beggars would
be wanting limOusineS.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

One of the queer things about man
is the way he thinks it is impossible
for any woman not to admire him.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

"Pink tea," Eva. is another name
for a scandal function.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
DIR. CARRIERS K. & B. TEA
Makes Fine Laxative Syrup
Make 1t at Homo and Save About $3.50
Children Love to Take 1t.
EuII nisactinns With Each 40. Cant Packana

For a real tonic and blood purifier,
take a teaspoonful every night or
every other night for at least three
weeks.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

1t is easier to applaud than it is
to win applause.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

AS women grow older love cuts much
less ice than money.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

1t is far easier to mend broken
neart than a broken rib.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

Hash is the ghost of a square meal.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
Pertinent comnarisor

"How fast the winter days do fly!
Mercy, Jes! Time goes about al
fast as q ton of coal"
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19
Microbes have sense enough to pass
up tobacco and whisky.

No harmful drugs in Garfield Tea. 1t ID
composed wholly of simple, health-givins
herbs.-Adv.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

Let "Danderine" save your hair and
double it's beauty. You can have lots
of long, thick, strong, lustrous hair.
Don't let it stay lifeless, thin, scraggly
or fading. Bring back its color, vigor
and vitality.
Get a 35-cent bottle Of delightful
"Danderine" at any drug or toilet coun-
ter to freshen your scalp; check dan
druff and falling hair. Your hair needs
this stimulating tonic; then it's life,
color, brightness and abundance will
return-Hurry ADV.
The Prince George's enquirer and southern Maryland advertiser. (Upper Marlborough, Md.) 1882-1925, 1920-03-19

Lynchburg, VAT was suffering with
woman's weakness and catarrh of the