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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08
OTTO RADLoFF INJURED.
Painfully Hurt as Result of Fall
From Ladder.

Otto Radloff, LOG North First street,
was painfully but not seriously hurt
saturday, when he fell from a ladder
While putting storm windows on his
home. 1t is remarkable that Radloff
was not more seriously hurt as he
Tell from the top of the ladder while
working at second story window.
The most serious injury was the
dlslocation of the right elbow The
left elbow was bruised and painful
bruises were suffered on several parts
of thu body.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08
FUNERAL PLANS CHANGED.
Service For Mrs. William Randall "a
Be Held Here.

The funeral of Mrs. William Run
dali will be held from the home. 3O5
South Fifth street, Wednesday after
noon at o'clock, in charge Of Rev.
w. G. Crowder. A change in the
plans for the service was made late
today by members Of the family and
burial will be in Riverside instead of
at Ridgeway, Wis, as at first an
nounced.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

of.lot 80, Messengers subdivision,
$500
I. Nelson Downs to John s. Cook
ct al, lots 8 and 6, block ., Anson's
NTH subdivision, $1,000.
NJ. a. Mason to Frank Carter,
land in Marshalltown, $1,000.
Ella M. Walters to George Wesley
Fouch. ~ acres in Taylor township,
Sc, 900
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08
Card of Thanks.

We wish in this way to thank our
neighbors and many friends, also
employees Of the c. A. Durham Com
pany for their kindness shown us
and the beautiful flowers sent in our
recent bereavement, the death of our
baby son. Mr.. and Mrs. Roy Bos-
well.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Why complain about the high cost
of meat and potatoes, when you can
buy Brown Beauty beans? Big, TWEEN
sty-ounce cans, full o. nutriment, bet
ter and cheaper than most meats.
Eat Brown Beauty Deans instead OF
high priced meat and potatoes. Free
demonstration all day tomorrow at
the Square Self Serve Store.-AdVer-
ttsement.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Judson ]. McKim, general secretary
of the Y. NJ. c. A. at New Haven.
Conn.,. is expected to arrive tonight
to visit his mother, Mrs. Ella McKim.
Mr.. McKim has been attending con-
ference Of general secretaries at st.
i .o,1io I. E
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Wanted to borrow, $4,000 on half
section VIII pay per cent, giving
f1rst mortgage Call at Abbott's
Observation-Disclosures
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Mutual Life Insurance Company
OF New York. III. w. Shove agency.
district managers. Masonic Temple.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Reauty beans and Dairy Maid Milk
hominy demonstration at the Square
Self Serve Store all day tomorrow
Advertisement.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Remember, cold weather will soon
be here. Have your plumbing taken
care of now. A. c. Burgess. plumb
ing and heating, East State street,
phone 1884.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Now is the time to have your
plumbing work done. Get our prices
on plumbing goods. Repair work
properly attended to. A. G.. Buchanan,
100 West Main street.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Extra quality canton flannel husk-
ing mittens, tight knit wrists, ex-
ira length in palm, will not rip at
thumb, SO dozen. Third Avenue
Confectionery.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Let us have your call now for win
ter family washinss. We are filing
up fast. First come, first served. Send
1t to the laundry. Meeker Laundry
Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

1t you have an old chair or table
that is In need of repair, call 1871.
We do all sorts of furniture repair
Ing and we guarantee all our work.
f. D. Evers Upholstering Company,
sos South Third avenue
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

! Mr.. and Mrs, Paul Tomlinson, of
Malcolm, are the parents of seven
pound daughter born Saturday night.
Mr.. Tomlinson was formerly of this
city
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08
Bring watches in 10 Hodges.

Mrs. A. R. Merkle left Sunday for
an extended visit with her parents in
Des Moipes.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Lest you forget, dry cleaning suits,
81, delivered, S1.25. Why pay more?
Meeker Laundry Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Members of the Service Star Lee
gion, assisted by the st. Margaret's
Mission, will serve lunch in the
American Legion club room Thurs
day afternoon, followed by a dance
and luncheon in the evening. Net
Calls orchestra of .Ames has been
secured to furnish the music, Com-
mittee.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

II you have never heard a Cheney
monograph, you have never heard
Americas best-toned machine. Smith
Music Company.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Wanted. 500 automobile owners to
know the merits of the G. P. cutout.
Let us show them to you. Battery
charging station: machine work;
storages and repairing; service car.
day or night. Hewitt's garage.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Piston rings. We are now stocking
THE McQuay-Norris super oyl ring.
AL sizes in stock. Hewitt's Garage
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Car load of red apples across from
fair grounds. Come and see them.
w. A. Darling.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

I DR.. Billiard, osteopath. 20 w. Main.
DR.. Graham, osteopath, Masonic
Temple,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Assistant Superintendent w. F..
Shirley was one of the speakers be-
fore the Northeastern Illinois Teach
ers Association, that met at Aurora,
ILL.,, Friday and Saturday. He spoke
on the subject. Teachers Organiza-
tons" Mr.. Shirley went to Chicago
Saturday to see the Chicago Illinois
football game. C. H. e. Boardman and
DR.. r. R. Hansen also attended the
game.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Bulk country sorghum Is fine.
Bring your pail or jug. McCord
procerv
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

]. A. Greenfield, of Milo, who has
been visiting his son, Victor Green
field, left for his home this morning.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

The funeral service for Mrs.
Charles Switzer was held at the Es-
tel parlors at 2 o'clock Sunday after
noon. Burial was In the chapel GEM
etery. Rev. Howard w. Cope con-
Quoted the service here and Rev. L..
e. Cripoen had charge of the service
at the grave. The pallbearers We're
Charles, Jesse and Alva Lynch, and
Harold. Verne and Bruce Parsons.
The flowers were in charge of Mrs.
Martin Ausdal. and Misses Maude
Parsons and Mary and Iva Lynch.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Putting off the order for those
Christmas portraits is like buying
the customary necktie on Christmas
eve-it's never very satisfactory but
it has to do. Make your appoint
ment now. Apgar Studio.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Mrs. A. H. Fay, Of Nevada, spent
the weekend at the w. H. Stipp
home.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

You'll like 'en. after you have tried
them. Brown Beauty beans and
Dairy Maid Milk honliny demonstra-
ton at our store all day tomorrow
Square Self Serve Store.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Wanted-Every one to know the
special prices at the Green Mountain
garage for one week only, beginning
Monday the sth; thirty six inch wag-
on box. $40; four horsepower Cush-
man engine, $3.50: Fairbanks Morse
IN horsepower. $40; double tub cleo
trio washer, $110; double tub power
washer, $40: standard make tires,
SoxS. s11: 30x3h, $40. ]. F. Tuffree,
Green Mountain, Iowa.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08
= - I-43--.7ItI $500 - - q
Ga1les.Reyublt11
CITY IN BRIEF
Dr.. Cora W. choate. physician

Bulk country sorghum is fine
Bring your pail or jug. McCord
grocery,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

Marcel waving by Madame Esther
Rachman of Paris. Stephens Beauty
Parlor, Brintnall's store
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-11-08

There's no mystery about the
cooks delicious bread. It's made
from Betsy Ross flour, that's all
Advertisement
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11
DOCTORS PREFER
CALOTABS FOR
4 LAZY LIVER
Wonderful How Bright and Cheerful
the World Looks After Taking This
Nausealess Colonel Tablet-Perfect-
" SAFE.

Have you tried the nausea1ess cal
omel that makes calomel taking q
pleasure2 II you have, you appreciate
the wonderful virtues OF calomeI
when robbed Of all its dangerous and
nauseating effects.
Calotabs is the favorite Of the drug
trade Pharmacists regard Il as the
best remedy for the liver. It's effect
IN bliousness. constipation, headache
and Indigestion IS most delightful.
The next time your liver needs a
thorough cleansing try Calotabs. One
tablet at bedtime with a swallow Of
water, that's all No taste, no nausea,
no salts, no gripping. You wake up in
the morning feeling fine, with your
system thoroughly cleansed and a
hearty appetite for breakfast. Eat
what you please-no danger
Calotabs are sold only in original.
sealed packages, price thirty-five
cents Your druggist is authorized to
refund your money If you do not find
them effective and eiightfuL-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

when Raymond Teal held sway at the
Crawford theater a couple OF years
ago. FL Paso amusement lovers never
had little actress they liked better,
but you just can't keep the men from
/ buying wedding rings and growing
selfish and taking them all to them
selves.
A postal comes from Pansy TO the
effect that she is now Mrs J. Harold
Shaw and is honeymooning in the
band who IS as delightful as the
scenery" She adds that he is an old
school mate
Genevieve De La Cour was the
first Of the girls OF the family to
become a favorite with Fl PasOans-
That was back in 1909, at the old Air
dome. She only lasted a season. a
Phoenix man bought the ring for her
and she Is now the happy mother OF
several pretty children and mistress
Of a lovely home IN Los Angeles.
Pansy says the home life appeals
stronger than the glitter Of the foot
lights and that she is sure she is
going to like the new role better
than the old one.
Both girls are sisters Of Fritz
Field, another FL Paso favOrite.
Fritz is stin on the stage, for no mat
ter how much a man may marry he
can't quit work.
A woman in Des Moines has IN
vented a movable dental outfit to
school TO pull aching molars for the
youngsters. Another excuse for play
ing hockey.
Heat: Something people suffer
from in other CITIES
Our idea Of a snaps Having a
full ceIlar-either OF coal or any
thing else commonly supposed TO
belong in a cellar
=
A wsl known young woman Of e
Paso vas being discussed.
she has beautiful red hair" said
her admlrer.
@oh. is her hair red now7" in
nocently asked the girl he was talk
ing to. i didn't know what color 1t
was now; I haven't seen her in two
Miss Nellie Strong. Of the Chauncey
Olcott company, when a visitor in FL
Paso last winter. said all women are
catty. are they?
Mrs. 4 T. Edgar (Able Sage
EDGAR has gone east to visit rela-
tives and Dr.. Edgar says his friends
may now address him as Mister or
Missed Her
BE careful when you dictate to
your stenoErapher. The boss was
giving a letter relntive to \
check he was enclosing and he
dictufedf This covers n week
back and a week ahead.n The LET
ter when presented for signature
saidG afnhiH covers n weak back
and a weak head.1
I < &
ice Eealy, street hustler for The
Herald, dressed up as g clown the
other day and sat around the office
until half a dozen different people
addressed him as Frls-thinking he
was the circulation manager; then he
got mad and left
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11
ROUNDABOUT TOWN By c. a MARTIN


MUCH depends on the imagination
w much on environment
An FL Fasoan at Los Angeles
seated himself in a cafe on the beach
at Venice and, glancing over the
menu, said. Bring me some Oysters
on The half she'll I am very fond Of
oysters, but Pm afraid to eat them at
FL Paso, because we are so FAR from
the coast I always eat them when
I'm in California"
asked the waiter where they got
their oysters, knowing that only very
small ones are found on the Pacific
coast.
From New Orleans" he answered.
They were shipped right
through FL PasO and over 500
miles OF hot desert west Of us
TO get TO the spot where the FL
Pasonn ate them and enjoyed
them so hugely.
He-women and Ghe-menw You
must hand Il to Joe Bailey for say
ing the apt thing at the proper time
almost ali the time.
Indoor and outdoor sports
Wondering how the other fellow
@Eets by with II.
The stage cant keep 'em. Now It
is cute, clever little Pansy De La
Cour, who has given up the foot
lights for the kitchen apron.
Pansy was "the life Of the party
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

eral outline OF a landscape or any
expanse OF territory.
5-Ihe weasel Is the most sava &c
small wild animal that haunts the
habitations Of mankind.
6-"Teeing up the ball" In golf
means placing the ball on a small pile
or mound OF earth or sand ready TO
be played off
labor leader, editor, author and can
didate for president on the SociaIistic
ticket
S-Agitation Is excitement. violent
emotion or a heated discussion.
9-Cogitation Is reflection, medita-
ton. serious thought
10-'Iceland peoples" are white and
yellow in color.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11
How Mary Elizabeth
Found Her Opportunity
BY FRANCEs L. GARsIDE


UTHEN the financial smash came 70
w a family named Evans some 20
years ago It found a widow and
three daughters totally unprepared 70
meet It.
The ability OF the four, summed up,
represented what the youngest Of the
girls, Mary Elizabeth, could do; she
could make candy She had a knack
that was unusual Ter mother and
sisters had helped when she had pre-
pared delicious corrections for family
social affairs, but it was She alone
who had the knowledge
II her candies had sold well for
church and charity, II her friends had
praised and wished they might buy,
why, now that necessity confronted
the family, not make these candies
and find a market for them2
Mary Elizabeth's first venture was
at the door OF a little country homei
she could not always be there to wait
on customers; a motto over the door
gave the price in rhyme with the
request that the patron help himself
and make change from the box
It was a trust in humanity that
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

was never betrayed From this small
beginning the candy business grew.
She added cakes and puddings: she
opened a tea shop and served tea;
she added luncheons and dinners: she
opened other stores until, today, the
Mary Elizabeth tea rooms are known
wherever women congregate. II thew
cannot 90 TO her, her sWeetmeats are
sent TO them.
She had faith IN her vision Have
you2 And what Is yours ?-Copyrigh
1920, Thompson Feature Service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

Thirty days ago or a little more, I
only weighed 125 pounds, but now I
balance the scales at 145 pounds and
Tanlac did it." declared ". H
Brandes, a Well-knoWn and highly re-
spected citizen OF Des Moines, Iowa.
Mr. Brandes has been looking after
the plumbing work Of the Des Moines
Public Schools for the past nineteen
years.
And many Of the teachers and
scholars can tell you how different I
look since / began taking Tanlac," he
said Il suffered from indigestion
Of the worst kind for the past year
or move and was often so weak and
dizzy I couldn't stand UP, let alone
walk. Nothing helped me. ] finally
had to take to my bed and stay there
for several weeks. Finally a friend
persuaded me to try Tanlac and I have
never seen or heard OF anything to
equal IT. II relieved me entirely Of
Indigestion and put me right back on
my feet have not only gained
twenty pounds IN weight, but I feel
like new man in every way I Just
think Tanlac is the finest thing ever
sod in a drug store"
Tanlac is sold in Ell Paso by Cordell
Drug Co, Successors to Kelly & Pol
lard.-AdT
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

THE town marshal raided the Tick
l vile barber shop Tuesday night
and captured nearly a pint of hair
tonic.
Another stray dog has followed Sim
Flinders home. The dog just took a
linking TO Sim as soon as they met and
Sim didn't even have to tie a rope
around his neck to get him to follow.
y
Cricket Hicks heard four fellows sing
a quartet at an entertainment in the
Calf Ribs neighborhood Wednesday
night He said they all stood up in a
row and leaned against each other and
opened their mouths right wide, and
that the fellow on one end went ike
bull froF
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11
ELWZ
New Questions.

What is lamp blacl7
what is the shape OF SAGE stems
salvias and the like2
S--What is Mount Washington noted
What is a motion picture editor7
5-W nat world famous Greek statue
is regarded as a model for the nro-
portions OF a wOman's figure2
6-Whc wrote Love and Mr.
LeWisham"2
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

tRegistsred U.
on TIE same page.
WITH THE Capture Of warsaw. A"
AND THE Run on Ponzi."
AND HARDING's views.
on THE league Of nations
AND THE threat Of the Reds.
TO EXECUTE allies.
WHO cross into Poland
THERE WAS a story.
SENT By wireless
FROM THE steamer Olympic.
WITH THE terrible news
THAT A shot put star.
OF AMERICAS team.
BOUND OVER seas.
HAD HURT his thumb.
AND THERE was gloom
ABOARD THE boat
FOR IT was feared
IT WOULD interfere.
WITH THE chance he had.
OF THROWING a shot
OF SIXTEEN pounds.
A LITTLE farther.
THAN SOME one else.
FROM ANOTHER land.
AND j read the page.
WHERE THE story was.
AND LAID it down.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

w H. BRANDBs, of Des MONIES,
Iowa, who declares he gained
twenty pounds in thirty days after
taking Tanlac and now feels Ike a
different man.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11


Margaret Severn has been enga aged
for the Greenwich Village "Follies.'
Anna PavloWa IS returning 10
America soon with five ballets for use
on her tour.
Marcus Loew has bought the Mercy
theater, Yakima Wash. He viii Of
fer vaudeville and films to the Yaki-
malzaclzs-
Scott Cooper has been engaged by
the Messrs- Shubert for a role in
Blue Bonnet"
Comstock & Gest have engaged Nay
Bowling as manager Of Adam and
Eve" This firm viii have other
women as managers
Lady Lillian ilishire, an
English actress, VIII arrive from
London today to play role in
Mecca"
Joseph Striker has been placed IN
der contract by John Golden and will
appear in Turn 20 the Right" which
opens in Boston on August IS.
Allen Dinehart viii have role in
aThe Love Woman" which the Sell
wyns will produce soon. with Flor
ence Reed in the principal role.
A THOUGHT FOR TODAY.
Pity the woman who doesn't discuss
her ueighbors' clothes-she's blind.
FOOLISHMENT.
There was a young man in st. Claire,
Who slowly was losing his hair,
Said he TO his popg
ave come out on top
So what the deuce do careF7
FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE.
Prohibition is going to hinder US
at the election
an what Way2"
I'VE won't be able TO get the full
vote out"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

Miss Jennie W. Tomlinson is pur-
chasing agent for the Birmingham
(Aia-) Railway, Light and Power
company. She began her business ca
reer IN 1875 as a telegraph operator
at the Philadelphia Centennial expo
sition.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

CARPETS CLEANED me pest way
BY the best cleaners WILSON-1IIL
LlCAN Plant ? Phone 7Ss--AdV.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

William A Brady's second produc-
ton Of the season win be 'Tmmodest
Violet" by David Carb. He has en-
gagged Marie Goff for the title role.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11
About Broadway Plays And Players

NEW YORK, Aug. 11.-Lionel Bar
N rymore's next starring vehicle
win be a dramatization Of Vicente
Blasco lganez's novel, Blood and
Sand"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

"Sonya," a three-act drama from
the Polish OF Gabriela Zapolska- viii
be produced by the Klaws this season.
1t has proved successful in Poland.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

widows Mite" for musical purposes
and it viii be produced before the
new season is very far advanced This
play was one Of Lillian Russell's sue
cesses.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

FULL line Of KODAKs and KODAK
supplies at Gandara' s.-Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11
YE TOWNE GOSSIP

OIL ~ H. =. D.
. Patent ofnea)
ON MY wOrISr0om nOoE.
AND IT looked at me.
FROM WHERE It lay.
AND CONFUSED ne much.
FOR TO ten the truth.
IDON.T quite know.
IF IN more concerned.
ABOUT THE thumb
OF THE shot put man
OR ABOUT the Poles.
As THEY'RE driven on.
BY TIE soyists.
AND IN not quite sure
IF HARDNG's viewG
STIR BE as much
As THE saddening news.
or THE injured thumb.
AND Ny wife comes IN
AND TAXES the page
AND READS It through.
AND THEN reads on.
TO THE sporting page.
AND BREATHEs a sigh
As SEE says to ne.
truth DIDN'T get a home run.
aN YESTERDAYS game.
AND know she's sane.
so I guess I'm saus.
THANK you
What is endive2
8-What Is a snickerf
9-What IS Wicker2
1o-What is the capital OF Wiscon-
sin?
Answers to Yesterdays XVII.
IA sWash IS a noisy splash or
iashing Of liquids against a solid sub
itance. az water against a beach or a
hips side.
yale university was named for
he noted American merchant and
lhilanthrOpist, Elihu Yale (1649-1721).
Pumpkin were found growing
n Mexico and the West Indies by the
irst discoverers.
4TODOgraphy is the aspect or gen
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

Among the Flipinos. women OF
even the highest social rank seldom
floor lying on q petata, OF mat, which
is provided with 2 long bolster or
pillow and the conventional mosquito
netting
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

a Big automoblle stopped Opposite
the Rialto and the chauffeur went
into a store. In the crowd that stood
nearby were Joe La Rose and an
Irish cop.
Some Carl said the policeman 70
La Rose. Bet It cost $1,000"
THAT car cost twice that sum IN
England" replied La Rose.
IAN English car. IS it," said the
Irish COP British. eh7 Where's
that chauffeur2 Hes breakin' the
law parkin' here, he is"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

Jack Hazard Of The Night Boat
boasts that he is fairly well ac-
quainted with q plumber at Great
Neck, where he lives. The other day
one Of the pipes in Jacks home grew
hoarse and he called up the plumbers
house.
Tell Bill to grab his tools and come
over to Hazards, he said.
Sorry. sirl' said a Woman's voice,
but Mr. Watson has gone TO New
port for a little rest and recreation"
MUST a BEEN FUNNY.
Priscilla Dean didn't know the new
waiter in a cafe she visited recently
was somewhat deaf.
Bring me straw for ny iced
tea" she said.
'Hey2" sang out the waiter.
NO" chirped Priscilla, straw"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-11

A THOUGHT FOR TODAY.
Pity the woman who doesn't discuss
her neighbors' clothes-she's blind.