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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-02-27

and he just made a big circle 40 that
in few minutes he had found Red.
dy's trail again
Every T.es that Reddy had heard
his mother tell about n. tired In or.
der To fool Bowaer tho Hound. but II
was Of no use at ALI Bow-.r seemed
10 know exactly what Rcddy waa do.
ing. and wasted no time.
Reddy was beginning 10 get wor
ried- He wae getting dr~adfuily out
OF breath. His legs Rcbed- His big.
plump tail. OF which he h very. very
proud. had become dTcadfuily heavy,
Mother Fox would come 20 hts relief
never 10 run Into the snug house
they had dug. unless nc was Obliged
TO say. HIS life. for that would tell
Eowsrr the Hound whore they lived,
and then they would have TO move.
How Reddy did wish that Wise old
Mother Fox would come 20 his belief
Bediy WINS running along tho hack
of Farmer Browns pasture. and he
could hear Bow~r tho Hound alto.
gcther too near for comfort Looking
this way and that way for a chanoc
to escape. R~ddy saw just ahead OF
him a lot Of wooliy friends. They
were Farmer Browns sheep Reddy
had q sudden idea Like flash he
spranG on the hack OF one % the
sheep. II frightened the sheep as
badly as Tlsddy had been frightened
when Jimmy skuns had landed on
him that morning.
''Baa. baa, baaf" cried the sheep.
and started 10 run Rcddy hung on
tightly, and away they raced across
the pasture
Now. Bowser the Hound trusts
wholly TO his nose 20 follow a for OF
rabbi, or his master. He did moi
see Reddy jump on the back OF the
sheep. 80, Of course. when h~ reached
the place where Reddy had found nj.
strange horse no was puzzled. Round
and round and round and round
Bowser worked In a circle. but nc
trace OF Reddy could h. find. And
all the time Rcddy sat behind tho
stone wall on the far side Of the
psrturc, getting his wind and laugh
Ing at the smart way In which he
had fooled Bowser the Hound.
Next story: Tho Digging Match.
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HE PoLKA-DoT ELEPHANT

said. II did tricks and th- people
clapped. | had a dear little rider
who wore a polkadot dress and ate
out Of a blue china bowl She was
very sweet and light as thistle down,
AZ meal time her mama tied a bio
on her and gave her bread and milk
and kiss. And | got "a thinking
how nice II would be, 10 be- dainty
like her and have a bib and be kissed.
one day 1 woke up and here l was.
poika.dot and all But no one VIII
kiss me-
"oh. / willr' cried Nancy. doing
so At once. which pleased the
elephant so. he turned pink 20 his
ears.
sHeve some more milk" he said.
"So. thank YOU We cant stay I"
said Nancy. Were on an adventure.
II you sec stray toy monkey. will
YOU let US know
sure" said the elephant. obnving.
~. And I'll tell him my story IN
you come"
Copyright. 1890. y. u. A.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-02-27

When w hear woman say that
all rnsh are alike we wonder how
she found il out
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-02-27

Tho first thing the twins saw In
9opsy Turvy Land was a poika-dot
elephant In a bib. eating bread aud
milk out ~ blue china bowl.
The elephant got right up when
he saw Nancy and Nick and invited
them 20 share his supper. I'm 80
e,nd you've come he said. happily.
r. was beginning 10 set very lone
b
do you have much company
naked Nick.
"oh. yes. quite a lot" answered
the elephant. busily setting out
bowls and spoons "I1l tell YOU my
story while you are eating. I al.
ways tell my story TO my guests.
But MS the only story I know and
ny Old friends set tired Of Il. I'm
G1ad you're fresh ones"
Nancy and Nick wanted TO tell
shout the mushroom and their green
ehnrs. but the poika-dot elephant
6b1n't give them chance. lie start
~ right In.
II was a circus elephant he
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-02-27
Monkey Loses Life
Guarding Offspring

CINCINNATI. O.. Feb. 27.---No,
even a chimpanzee oan stand. a con.
slant 2f-houra-day vigil TO prevent
a kldnaper from nbHcondlng with its
offspring and Willie capucin. hus.
band. father and much loved member
Of the Cincinnati ZOO family. died a
victim of his paternal and. connubial
zeal
Mr. and Mrs. Willie capucin's off.
spring. Kiddo, became the envy Of
the cbildless. unmarried sister OF
Mrs. Capucln ana she made constant
efforts 10 kidnap the hopeful.
SO While eschewed Rrlmacing and
insect-cbasing and devoted himself
assiduously TO the protecting Of his
home and firesde.
Ho stood guard day and night, dc.
velopcd pneumonia and died. The
spinster aunt had boon banishcd TO
another cagc.
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DEDpY FOX had forgotten all his
~ anger because OF the joke Peter
Dnhblt had piayri upon him. Anger
I'D given way to fear. for Reddy
ExsW that he would have to run hts
1nGtpet 10 keep away from Bowser
~ Hound Many times he had
watched old Mother Fox with Bow
- on her trail. Old Mother Fox
rally seemed 20 enjoy good run
Nth B0war the Hound. for when
- grew tfr~f she Always found some
Wny "a fool Bowser and lose him. But
0e<ldy WAS not yet sure enough OF
NJ ability 20 fool wise old Bowssr.
ard 70. whenever he had heard tho
great. deep voice Of the hound b.
lind him. cold shlvers ran down his
linz.
= Away acrc~~ the Green Meadows
opd mp the hin thru the Green For.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-02-27

A wise man has all the money he
needs. but n fool never has enough.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-02-27

! egt rAced Rcddy Mt the top Of his
epeed. Behind him. with his nose TO
The ground. came the big hound. bay
tng at tho top Of his lungs Reddy
ran along the old stone wall and
Jumped as far out into the field as he
could.
Il guess that viii fool him for n
white" painted Re-ddy. "a he sat down
20 get his breath
When Bowser same 10 the place
where Reddy had jumped on the
stone wall he just rrinned.
That's too old a trick TO fool me
enc minute" said Bowser TO himself.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-02-27

a goats head II sufficient proof
thai a striking countenAnco do,su'f
always indicate brains.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
Fairfax
Adpice
SHALL SHE GIVE HIM UPs
ON
Adpiice
DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:

DEAR MISS FAIRFAX:
am twenty years old. and have been en-
gagged to very quiet settled fellow Of
twenty-five for three years. We are both OF .
quiet disposition. and do not go around very
much. He is making only a small salary. one
that we could not think Of marrying on. and
he has no prospects of better position. So
it is matter OF tying myself down indefinite
ly by this engagement
| care very deeply for this fellow. and
the feeling Is mutual. but feel that am not
fair to myself to spend the best part Of my
life this way. Understand. have waited
three years and may have to wait that many
more and then some. He does not want me
to have any other company at all.
Then there Is another thing that hurts me
terribly His mother is very fine woman
but treats me as IL were some very distant
friend instead OF her sons fancee. believe
that in her heart she cares for me, but Is
jealous of a wife coming into her sons life.
She is a widow and would expect to live with
us when we marry. I could love her know.
II she treated me as the ordinary mother
would
Just what do you think my prospects Of
a happy future arc in a case like this? Would
you advise me to postpone break the en-
gagement. what? have had splendid
chances of marriage with good fellows who
are started in business life, but did not care
for them in that way. I would appreciate
your opinion very much. OLIVE.
II you love this young man you will not
only want TO wait for him, but you will help
him plan so that he may reach a salary SUI
hcient to marry To be an inspiration to q
man in his work is of woman's duties
Why does he not change his line Of work to
one where there Is more chance for advance.
ment?
The feeling of jealousy on the part OF most
mothers toward the fancees OF their sons seems
to be natural. With a little diplomacy and tact
you'll no doubt be able to win his mother, since
you have so high a regard for her.
But by no means postpone or break an en-
gagement with the man you love, once you are
sure you love him, for the reasons mentioned
In your letter.
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SAFETY IN NUMBERS.

My Dear Miss Fairfax:
AS read from your column OF October 20,
] understand that you favor grl having
several fellows and that she should not give
all her time to one. cannot see II that way.
what do you think OF a sixteen.year-oid
girl who has at least eight felows7 Is II her
fault or her mothers7 Yet from your article
this girl seems to find her right to do this. Is
1t the way we understand It.
UNDECIDED"
There's safety in numbers That's an old
adage, but its especially true when applied TO
the Fellows" of a girl Of sixteen. This age Is
too young for n girl to fasten her affections on
anyone. The more the better unless they come
to often. a girl OF sixteen should be thinking
OF many other things.
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We TOWNE GOSSIP
Registered u. s. Patent Office.
Polytechnic Hospital, New York, Nov. 4.
BY X. G. B.

Polytechnic Hospital, New York, Nov. l.
DEAR X. c. B.: After reading your articles in
! J the paper every morning. l came to the con-
- clusion you could help out
There are bunch of us who got ours and
have had to come back for operations. and as we
lay in our beds the sun shines in and it is hot and
uncom Portable. The reason is that on the
top floor and there are curtains
have been told that they have been trying since
last January TO get curtains, and all VIC have had
is our blankets hung up at the windows, and now
we need them nights. I thought you might get
some people through your columns to donate to the
hospital the q curtains that needed.
They would also help at night to keep the glare
of the electric signs out could sleep.
Trusting that you will some time find space for
this note, and that We will get the curtains. beg
to remain BUDDY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

CATHY H. says f street is be-
hind the times as compared 10
Georgia avenue and Park road,
around the drug store corner. she
invites attention TO such nooby
dressers as B. o. D., S. j. r., W. T.
and l.. S.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
EFFECTS OF II AND s.

Here arc two notoole testimonials
to II and Sc power:
We have coat rack boy In the
New willard who actually passes
up dimes while he explores II aud
s.. II certainly does affects 'em al.
i. ard J.
work for au old man who WAS
n CRAB. bat he began reading II
and S and now he ~ getting eat
Of that way. h n q,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
Once-Overs

Copyright by atcnaIN News Service
. BE YOURSELF. :.
nice o
hea remark the other day.
did
OF others.
that
imposed for
"snobby
would like"
exception your
and associates.
possible to keep the bars and have good
Hook at that would trespassng
Sometimes II In beautiful which
Poise the quality
Be gracious always but keep head
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
Whispering Campaign" Against
the Two New Commissioners
By BILL PRICE.

Whatever opposition there may be to confirmation of
the two District Commissioners the ground that
having been elected by the people, they not
resenatve Of the community it should not be accompanied
by campaign of innuendo and ordinary washday gossip
Commissioners HENDRICK and BOARDMAN are not
responsible for the failure of Congress to give the District
suffrage. The antagonism should be to the WRONG,
against the District and not to two officials who have been
selected under SYSTEM that is growing obnoxious to the
people of Washington.
This whispering stuff, and public charges before ct
associations which turn out to be without foundation
lido not enhance the standing of representatives OF civic
organizations before Congress- That body WILL OF course
want FACTS concerning the two Commissioners when
their taken up for consideration prior to being
voted upon for confirmation. If there real facts they
|common gossip should be frowned upon. 1t is not only
dscouragng two intelligent and wemeaning officials
who do their best for Washington but it tends to
weaken their usefulness to the community.
The case of Commissioner BOARDMAN is an ilustra-
tion Gossip has made her. the estate from which she
obtans income the of securities of local utility
companies thus attempting to discred her integrity as
member of the Public Utilities Commission. She properly
denounces Outrageous statement to make without
any investigation to ascertain the truth citizen OF the
highest ideals in public and private life Miss Boardman
lis entitled to be praised condemned on the record she
makes The is true of Commissioner Hendrck, whose
sense of honor above assuming obligation to faithfully
serve the city while sureptousy retaining connections
financial otherwise that could reflect upon his upright
mess.
Public officials are to be Judged by WHAT THEY
DO Tie measure is not what somebody thinks they are
GOLNG TO DO. 1t is time enough to begin talking
when the tape-ine shows deficiency of measurement.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
The Art of Paper Making.

The Chinese make the finest paper in the
world The art Is said to have been invented
In China In the second century II. G. The Arabs
learned IL in Samarkand and their wise
carefully kept the process a secret.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
rENIEyTowN tories.

7. g., cur widely known cakc-catcr,
has raised another ba! ba! on his
upper Lip.
The three sweetest Girls NO know
1.-Two In tho same row OF houses. They
are X. r., J. c., aud v. NJ.
Gus AND PAL.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
Where Wax Comes From.

Corsica produces tho largest quantity of wax
in tho world. In ancient as well as in medieval
times the inhabitants paid their taxes in wax
and supplied 200, 900 pounds annually. Tho Cor
sicans must have gathered 10000 pounds of
honey yearly.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
PROBLEM ANSWERED..

with absolute ace >rd. all this
maths answer CHEMIST" by saying
that the first number 10 Z and tbs
second =.
The answers come from J. A.
SCHULZ, G. !. DeMARCO. .'REHA.
BILITATTON." NAME ORLEANS,
FRED r HAFET.FINGER, VENUS
w. +. W. T.. ANDREW q. CRoNK.
STUFF L.. LOWENpALL. SAMUEL
DODEk.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
The Oldest Paved Street.

The oldest pavement on record in modern
cities Is that OF Cordova. in spain. paved with
stones by the Moors In the middle of the ninth
century. Paris was the next city to pave It's
streets, when the name OF the city was changed
from Lutetia
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
SOUNDS REAL NATURAL.

The insurance man goes to the
door, rings tho bell and Mrs. ".
goes to the door. The man asks
II Mra. II. * in. mo, I think not"
she says. and turns to MIRA X.
and says, is Mrs. II. in?" ana
Mrs. h. says: Mrs. ". will nee
be In until tomorrow"
J. KELLER and II, WRIGHT.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
IvHO WAS SHE?

A beautiful lady OF perfect form
Became a wife
On her irst day Of life
And died before che was bornV
Kiiiily ask your gloom
IN answer this? POLLY.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
I THANK you.
Curious Operatic Contract.

Fsrinelli. who in 1894 earned $4,000 year as
q singer, efterward visited SpSn where Philip
" was suffering from mental depression. He
was reused by the singer who was paid $4,000
year for ten years to sing the same four
songs nightly.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

II Ton, wants to do the right thing by us, he
will nut legs on that Weejee switchboard and
make IL a pinochle table. Tie is pulling his
heavenly telephone experiments at the opposite
end Of the line in New Jersey.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
italy and the Theater.

The laws Of Italy are strict with regard to
theaters and circuses. Every act or performa
announced on the program must be given Any
cxaggcration Intended TO mislead the public is
punishable.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
THE 8. II. GIRLS.

I don't mind letting the world
,snow that the James of the South
crn Railway arc the best-looking in
the ID. c., individually and collec-
lively. SOUTHERN SLIM.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
A Mystery Metal.

Costing $500 an ounce chromium 10 orc OF the
most precious metals employed by scientists.
It's value lies In the fact that II is n wonderful
su Institute for other metals. Since platinum be-
came so scarce, II has been used In its stead.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
THAT OkLAHoMA CcNnREssMaH.

out in Okishoraa there was u sufrasetts,
who ardently desired to be IA Congrc.~-tte.
She trilled no rsucous mud whoop
But unsteady guzZied lagoons OF soup.
Congress has rev iremIc: that's NOW
vote!
g + MENACE,
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

AVID WHILE he waits.
I GO my way.
AND YoS go yours.
WITH THANKS long said.
FOR AN armisticc.
AND AN ended war.
TwENTY.ONE curtains.
TO DULL the glare.
OF THE sun by day.
AND THE lights by night.
OF A tor. floor. place.
WHERE SOLDIERS lie,
I WONDER, now.
.
If THIS Buddy knows.
THAT THE war has
ceased.
I THANK you.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
Rosemary for Remembrance.

Rosemary Ia an emblem OF rcmembrancc--as
Ophelia knew. There is an ancient tradition
that this herb strengthens the memory. IL was
much used At weddings being a. significant a.
q white favor.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

According to MOLLY, "soiae scc,-
dent befell ten Of Wasbinston'5 lead
ing proiectionists Saturday night"
and LESTER h. ISAACS. Of Locw'e
Palace projection room. csn tell
about il.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
Undecided"
The Planetary Giants
in the Morning Skv

Jupiter and Saturn, which combined are nearly
fourteen times as large as the other six planets,
Including the earth, put together rises in tho
east between and a. m. jupiter 10 much
brighter than saturn. which follows II toward
the east.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

TWENTY.ONE curtains.
TO SHADE the windows.
OF A ward.
IN A big hospital
TwENTY.oNE curtains.
TO KILL the glare.
OF ELECTRIC signs.
THAT LIGHT the way.
TO sLEEPLEss nights.
FOR A soldier.
WHO "GOT his"
TWENTY.ONE curtains!
AND THAT is all.
THIS BUDDY asks.
TO EASE the wait.
FOR A surgeons knife!
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
NO WONDER.

No WONUEN.
Bill. inhabit F street. bob my
hair, wear short skirts. paint my
face, smoke. sometimes swear.
firt. shimmy with soldiers and
sailors, haunt the ten-cent store.
go on coca-cola jags. sleep in my
kimona. cat pancake dinners.
but all the same I'm tired OF
living. EASTEh EoS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
CAN It'll

A Gamer. exceedingly cans-.
Said, ono mo day. TO his granny.
A Gamer can can
Anything tina: no can,
Put he saut can can. can hsf
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

I've been among Washington hos
nitals lately. and l unanimously vote
the cute and sweet nurses OF Emers-
ency hospital as among the pretticst
in the world. They all read II. and
s.. too. making them brighter and
more cheerful. jim.
(washington hospitals are par
ticularly fortunate in the heroic
nurses who serve the sick and
distressed. They arc not only
pretty but cspable.-EDlToR)
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

Edison gave the modern telephone, the arc
light method OF darkening suburban roads and
the corrug ated graphophonc needle.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

\ mountain peak. one mile
high. situated on an island. is jus.
visible from the mainland How
far out at seq Ia the ISLAND!
NENUS.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

In the next Cabinet who vii!
LODGE the KNOX as the WEEKS
90 by? And if JOHNSON gets in
will he have to ROOT for a place
or can he BORAH a place?
- p. w. II.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09


OF this:
AMEN!
The League Of Nations now is dead"
So tho American people have said.
May IL forever rest in peace,
Let the m2nv dcba ties also Ceas.
We Americans do NOT care
For others troubles over ther.
America for Americans" is our cry:
Uphold IL forever else we die.
Why should We with others join.
Giving our mon, also our coin
suppose one of them lor IN scrap:
The other side gave a few hard raps:
They would call for desr Uncle Sam:
Hurry UP. give this fellow q slam"
Say there was need Of two million men.
Once more consumption TO gather them
u would he Just like II was before,
Would YOU care to see that once more,
Remember the fvn big Liberty loans
Setting us back 81. oon. dao. 900 bones
Worst Of all arc the "GolSeu stars
In mothers windows near and far.
The League Of Nations now IN dead"
Let ITO more on IL be said.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

He went away from there and we have been
celebrating between taxes since. Thursday
is Armstce Day provided the landlords read
the papers The profiteers are still equipped
with letters Of nlarque and rcprisal and a tn I'M
BILE is market basket. Thomas Edison is
working on a telephone that will communicate
with the angels. But why make Heaven pay
station:
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

It's absurd to say that women
lose their freshness by being
kissed too often. The more they
are kissed the fresher they get.
CLUMSY ).
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

Every evening. at a certain place
on Ninth street, are to be found a
number Of fellows dressed as would
be aviators. parked on motorcycles
trying to give the impression tha'
they are just in from long trips. It's
the same gang all the time. TAKE
peep at them. BIZ bO1'
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

Two years ago. the Kaiser decided that he had
enough. He didn't want no part Of rough
country where men don't lather before shaving
and where even the breakfast food is shot from
guns. Name withheld at request of manufac.
turer
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

Seems that any man who has done that much
TO humanity ought to be satisfied to let us keep
tho pcacc that we have earned
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
MIR. B. Baer
The New Exchange.

Armistice Day and Thanksgiving are TWO
weeks apart. In view OF existing ccnoillohs'
both OF them illegal holidays.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

In referring to those who have gone before
Il was understood that they went before high
rent high food and high taxes. How a
reouiescat in pace IL his epitaph also contains
his telephone number? man whose residence
is heaven will also have to give his business
phone number which will spoil q lot of angels
regulations.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

Thomas may be right about the Weejec
switchboards, but why take in more busy ter
ritory? There are enough numbers you can't
get now.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09
ADVICE.

Manager to his new book-kc"per
..,~harae hills to Advertising.
j.o,,ic LIGHT to current eX.
H. SMITH.
The Washington times. [volume] (Washington [D.C.]) 1902-1939, 1920-11-09

Throat is dry.
Tongue is rough
Wink your eye.
Bootleg stuff.
Doctors try
Your pain to cease;
Nothing doing:
Rest in peace! - -rr,-r