The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-09-25

has prevailed, even in Ohio.
 But October will find different con- ditions. Indiana will be aroused and New York, New Jersey and New England will be scenes of old-time activity.
 New York is doubtful state. It is more democratic than republican. How it will be this year depends upon the democratic organization. It is safe to say there will be no apathy in the republican organiza- ton.
 If the democratic voters respond to the appeals for funds, the party will have enough to defray lepiti- mate expenses. But what is needed more than anything else is ardor and steadfast work from now until cleo tion day. The New York World says Harding's sense of humor is about as keen as a coal bod" Authorities differ. Sam Blythe. who journeyed out to Marion recently and ate hot biscuits with the canoioate. credits him with some fair specimens of small-town wit Just at present matching the Presi- dent" is the most profitable game the democrats can play Have you sent in your check for $500? * < # If a considerable number of Kentucky colonels are wearing crepe just now they are probably in mourning for 1000 barrels of Cedar Brook. destroyed by fire at Law renceburg bill has been introduced in the New York assembly providing jail sentence | for landlords who refuse to rent apart-
  ! ments to couples with children. More I power to the stork < # x 1 Tia Alabama dog law should have a clause providing that owners of white poodles must give them bath at least three times week or serve a sentence If not less than six months in the hoosegow E < x l Judging from the list of subscribers Bill Barnes book ranks among the ..bes, sellers"
 Millerand became President of France without anybody asking him if he, was 1 wet or dry" A reader of The Age Herald is greatly incensed because Tom Watson was elected 1 to the Senate in Georgia. May we not ad- wise him to communicate with the Atlanta Constitution An enterprising movie man filmed the Cox train wreck. Those fellows would probably contrive some way to crank a camera while going over Mia ,gAra Falls in a barrel. Bomb warnings are cluttering up the mails, and there is disposition among the police departments to take them serl- ously.
 Following Henry Ford's example, two great mail order houses have reduced prices. Don't crowd, gentlemen. but who will De next? # # #
 In declaring the Irish problem is not a question for the American government to meddle with. the front porch" said a "mouthful" ed in Chicago is cruel blow to restau- rant pie. Having escaped from the clutches of an Investigating committee, Will Hays has resumed the pleasant occupation<of mak- ing election forecasts It is said the Newberry scandal in Mich- igan has been forgotten. Maybe so, but faint odor persists. Watkins offer to withdraw from the presidential race created no excitement on the front porch or the Cox specia, x E x The inability of federal officials to en- force prohibition is largely due to the cussedness of human nature. * * * A balloon race has orfe great advantage for the spectator. It doesn't raise cloud of dust If our guide wants to earn tip when we go to Europe he will refrain from pointing out an ex-crowned head.
  WE NEED THE MONEY From the Houston Post l The Birmingham Age-Herald says it is