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Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-09-09
Brazil Officials To
Act in House Shortage

RIO DE JANIERO, September g
Both federal and municipal govern
ments are about to take action to
relieve the shortage of houses here.
In the Chamber of deputies a bill
has been introduced providing for a
special bond issue of $50,000,00O for
the construction of houses for work
ing families. In the Municipal
Council a measure was presented
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-09-09

of Ellaville, were dinner guests at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. G. N.
Bailey Sunday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Bernard Bradley
spent the weekend with her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. Harrell at their home
near Andersonville.
Revival services will start at Sa-
lem church Sunday Sept. IL. Every
body is cordially invited to attend.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-09-09

Ladies and Gents Fancy Work Civ
en- Special Attention
Goodyear Electric Shoe Repairing
System
Work Called For and Delivered
w. NJ. Bivins and E. D. Bright
Phone 796 214 N. Les Sc.
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-09-09

FARM AND CITY LOANS - 5 IL
per cent. Terms easy. Quick serv-
ice. w. W. DYKES.-4-20-tf
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-09-09
Acid-Stomach

EATONIC is the bestremedy, it takes
the harmful acids and gases right out
of the body and, of course, you get
well. Tens of thousands wonderfully
benefited. Guaranteed to satisfy or
money refunded by your own drug
gist- Cost a trife. Please try it'll
Americus times-recorder. [volume] (Americus, Ga.) 1891-current, 1920-09-09

tons, the rent being placed at very
low figure.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-09-12
DOU Bile -BA RR { | { D
AT TACK ON Ma AT|OH Al
DEMOCRACY SA 7 RDAY
HARDING LANIBASTS ADMINS
TRATION AND TALKS ABOUT
THE MONROE DOCTRINE
FROM FRONT PORCH.

Marion Ohio. Sept. 1l.-Senator
Harding's campaign plans as they
now are under serious discussion
by party leaders, contemplate a
speaking trip for the nominee to
the Pacific coast. with addresses
in all the western states where
senator's are TO be elected this
fall.
In addition II Is expected that
Senator Harding will make four or
five speeches late in October. The
western trip would start during
the last week In September and
probably would include addresses
at indianapolis. Chicago, Louis
VILE st. Louis, Omaha, Boise City.
Butte. Spokane, Seattle. Portland
San Francisco, Los Angeles. Salt
Lake City, Denver. Oklahoma
City and number OF other cities.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-09-12
Better Livestock Means Greater Prosperity for Carter County Farmers
cox TAKES STAND
ON THE DRY ISSUE
No Longer Doubt That the
OhiOan Will Stand for a
Dry Nation; Harding
Has Brewery Stock

Seattle, Wash, Sept. 11-Prohibi-
ton the great silent topic Of the
campaign, came openly into the pres
idential race here tonight at the
meeting of Governor Cox of Ohio,
Democratic presidential candidate.
The governor, after an Introduction
to a large audience in which his
sponsor, George G. Cottcrlll, Demo
cratic candidate for United States
senator denounced assertions that the
candidate was a wet" made the
following declaration:
Direct Reference 20 VETS"
"As a progressive in government, |
know when an event has passed by
and become part of yesterday. The re-
dictionary rarely does. The friends
of world peace and the friends Of
progress will wi nthis election and
attempt 10 divide them on any ques-
tlon not an issue will be unabiling."
Harding's Brewery Interests.
In introducing Governor Cox, Mr.
Cottri'l charged that Senator Hard
ing, Republican nominee, ha dior 80
years been a berewer. owning stock
in the local brewery at Marion, and
also had voted 30 times on the wet
side.
Mr.. Cottrill also declared Governor
Coxs record in Ohio included a
"Sunda. saloon closing law and gen.
eral moral leadership"
The charges against the governor
he said, were partisan politics.
The brief statement in tonight
speech OF the governor, who has been
charged frequently with being a wet
or damp" candidate. was determined
upon during conferences, with Mr.
Cotterll, and others on his train
today after a day Of bombardment
upon him in newspapers. kilograms
and letters demanding Il statement
on the subject.
Cox Stands for Dry Country.
The way was paved for Governor
Cox's declaration by Mr.. Cotterill ir
introducing the Ohoan. Mr.. Cotteril
referred specifically to an u,tacK mace
upon Governor Cox today by the
Seattle Post Inteligcncer, Repub'i'
| can neWapper Wnlcn branded GoVer
nor Cox as a wet" and demanded
that he declare himself and no
dodge" the question. The paper
printed the alleged letter of George
F.. Carroll, president OF the New
Jersey Liquor Dealers Association
dated July %. stating that Cover
nor Cox was pronounced wet" ant
his nomination "a big victory for ou
interests" The Carroll letter alst
called for aid and funds from th'
livuor dealers In behalf OF Governo
Cox.
Mr.. Cotterill praised the record o
Governor Cox on Prohibition and othe
moral issues In Ohio, declaring HI
secured in advance OF national pro
hibiuon the saloon Sunday CLOSING
law.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-09-12
FIFTH ANNUAL FAIR
OF CARTER COU \ TY
TO Open WEDNESDAY
PRESIDENT COLBERT TELLS OF
GREAT BENEFITS DERIVED
FROM THE GOOD WILL
OF COMPETITION

The Carter County Free Fair will
throw open its gates for the fifth
annual exhibition on Wednesday, Sept.
Is. and the officers and directors who
have worked hard to make the am
nual event a success feel sure their
efforts will be. amply rewarded this
season.
The entries for various exhibits
promises to be better and larger than
ever before, and the livestock and
poultry show will be the best ever
offered In southern oklahoma.
Judges Selected
The officers have selected judges
for De various departments. and
everything will be in readiness when
| the gates are opened to the public
next Wednesday morning.
The officers OF the association wish
to again urge all exhibitors to have
their stuff placed early in order to
avoid any confusion on the opening
date.
Any information pertaining to the
fair will be furnished by County
Agent John Smpkins, at his office
In the county courthouse. All ex'
hibitors must comply with the rules
laid down by the association In order
that no misunderstanding will arise
| during or after the fair
Governor Robertson Coming
President Walter Colbert expects
many notables to attend the fair
| Governor Robertson, Attorney Genera
Is. u. Freeing and Mayor Wal,or
OF Oklahoma City. have been invited
to come as guests OF the association
Mayor Davis of Fort Worth will alsC
be here to attend the fair and round
up.
Mayor Davis Is well known to nj
the cat,lemen OF this section. Fol
many years he was the owner OF cx
tensive ranches In Carter. jefferson
and stephens counties, and took M
active part In all matters pertaining
to the cattle business here.
Great for County, Says Colbert
In speaking Of the advantage o
live county fair, Mr.. Colbert said
"If any one doubts that the Car
ter county fair has been OF untol,
benefit to the farmer and stockmei
Of the county. he has only TO taxi
look Mt the entries that will b'
placed on exhibition In every depart
ment TO become convinced. When tn
fair association was first organized
pure bred cattle, hogs, sheep, horse
and other animals were almost I'm
known In Carter county In fiv
years more has been accomplished
along these lines through the medium
Of the county fair than could hav
been done by 20 years of agitation
without physical demonstration. Friend
" competition stimulates farmers an
stockmen to greater efforts, and tn
county fair is the greatest stimulan
In the world to foster and propagate
that spirit
Every business man and farme
in Carter county should feel prou
Of the county fair and encourage
In every way possible"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-09-12
GENERAL HELD FOR IMPLI-
CATION IN CARRANZA'S
MURDER is RELEASED

Mexico City, Sept. n.--General
Francisco de Mariel. commander OF
military forces in the state of Pue-
bla, when the late President Car
rama fled from the city. has been
released from military prison,
where he was incarcerated with six
other generals after the death OF
CarranZa.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-09-12
D0ublc-Barrel Attack.

Marion Sept. il.-In double bar
relied attack on the Administration,
Senator Harding charged today that
Democratic officials had been guilty
of reckless inefiiciency" In their con-
duct of the nations business affairs
and had sought, through dupllcity or
misunderstanding" TO have the Unit
ed states surrender It's Monroe doc
time in becoming member OF the
league OF natiops
Outlines "My Plans"
His own policy toward the busi-
ness world he declared. would put
an end TO ineffective mcddling." by
the government, wipe out many war
time restraints seek rc-onaetment of
tariff lrvics and taxation and cstab-
llsh new cooperation between gov
ernmcnt and private enterprises. Hav-
ing restored a condition OF sober bus
mess" again he added he would SUM
mon the aid OF the ablcst admins
traitors Of the country 90 put the gov.
crnmcnt itself on an efficient basis.
Twisted Out of Shape.
Assailing the conspiracy OF perfect
accord" between the administration
and the Democratic presidential nom.
inec to pcrpctra,o war powers Of the
executive Senator Harding declared
the government had been so twisted
out OF shape" that reorganization In
many OF its departments was neccs-
sary before IL could again function
properly.
The Monroe Doctrine.
Discussing the Monroe Doctrine. tho
Republican nominee asserted thHt the
English and French texts OK the
league covenant apparently were In
direct contradiction, the former bear
lnr the intimatlon that the doctrine
was not TO he over-rldden by any
provision Of tho covenant. while the
French phrascolosy clearly would
make the doctrine subordinate to the
covenant. In any case of dispute. he
added. the league council undoubtedly
would decide the French text was the
official one.
zone wishes to b. charitable and
ronsiderate." he continued but ii Is
hard to believe that this very marked
discrepancy was perpe,rated without
intention"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-09-12
P OLITICAL EYES
TURNED ON MAINE
Election Monday Consider
ed Greatest Psychological
Moment; Politics Due
for a Change

Portland, Me, Sept. l1.-Political in
terest for the moment is largely oc-
cupied in speculation on the outcome
Of the election in this state on Sep
tember 13. A campaign that began in
earnest on August 20 will be fought
without let-up through the final week.
The usual predictions of success are
being issued by both Republicans and
Democrats.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-09-12
COMMITTEE WINDS
Up SEANCE IN THE
BIG WINDY CITY
VIII Resume Fund Hear
ing in Either New York
or Washington on 22nd
of September

Chicago, Sept. 11--Refusal to
summon Governor Cox as wit
ness before the senate commit
tee Investigating campaign ex-
penses was announced today by
Senator Kenyon, chairman.
He gave out telegram received
from Frank A. Munsey, eastern
publisher, demanding that the
Democratic presidential nominee
be subpoenaed.
Senator Kenyon's reply was TO
the effect that Edmond H. Moore.
had appeared before the commit
tee as a personal representative
Of the governor and the commits
tee considered that sufficient.
Senator Kenyon said the tele-
grom from Mr.. Munsey was typi-
cal Of hundreds received by him
and other members Of the COM
mittee and indicated that the pub
lie announcement Of the Munsey
message was made in the hope
that it might serve as an answer
TO other kilograms and letters
which might be in prospect.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-09-12
More About Corruption.

Belllngham, Wash, Sept. ll.-Furth-
or information on Republican contril
buttons in this state was presented
here today by Governor Cox of Ohio,
the Democratic candidate, who made
an early morning address here upon
his arrival. from Walla Waiia, reac
copy OF letter purportng to have
been written by II. II. Alexander, rs
chairman finance committee OF the
Republican party" and reporting un-
dor subscriptions OF subscription al.
lotmcnts, and requesting contribu.
tions. The letter Governor Cox said,
was additional evidence In support OF
his charges of Republican "corrup-
tion fund"
Huge Corruption Fund.
Each day" said the governor,
new evidence is forthcoming at the
senate investigation at Chicago. evi-
dcncc from Republican sources, bear
Ing out the charges l have made Of
the creation OF huge corruption
fund to buy tn" presidency. AZ Spok-
anc. on my entrance into the state
OF Washington. was met with n
question which answered with the
evidence from immediate Republican
sources In spokane OF the assess.
ment. and quota which had oharg-
ed. now read to you another let
ter from Republican sources, show
lng the amount which has been rails
I'D az other places in this state.
The Letter Follows.
Am making last appeal for
funds for tho election OF Republi-
can president and congress. II you as
business man don't you appreci-
ate personally the necessity OF a re.
turn to the constitution. / am not
going to offer any argument.
seattle has raised 100000 OF It's
$4,000 allotment. Practically every
county has como through. several hav-
ing oversubscribod.
"1n Tacoma We have raised only a
'hird of our quota OF 10000. A num-
bcr oi SEATTLE business men contrib
uiod $50. In Teoma We arc ask.
ing i,r & very mod, ito r, Tvs ution.
| VIII ,yu not mail me your check
80 sjcu that W. may cimple,e cur
quota &C start ~ Nl1ra,.cnS' cam
'd,sn.
"'(Sirncdl H. +. Alexander. Chair
man Finance Committee Of Republican
party"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-09-12
Teachers Banquet At Chamber OF Commerce Friday
Evening Much 0ratory Spilled Upon Pulsing Air
GONE AGAIN, OUT AGAIN,
IN AGAIN, is STORY OF
THIS BLOOMING BRITISHER

Mexico City Sept. 11.-Bertie c.
Johnson, who recently escaped from
bandits under the command of
Pedro Zamora. after having been a
captive for several weeks follow
ing raid by the outlaws on the
village of Autlan has been recap
tured by Zamora.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-09-12
MAY NOT EMPLOY SPECIAL
OFFICERS" IN AUTO CASES

Oklahoma City, Sept ii.--Thc at
,orney generals department today
ruled that Individual countries may
not employ special officers FOR the
purpose Of arresting automobile own.
cra. who have not applied for their
state license tags.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-09-12

Tacoma. wash.-Three questions
regarding article 10 Of the league Of
nations covenant. the volstead act
and mandate over Armenia-were
addressed to Governor Cox BY Mrs.
Emma Smith de Voc. president OF the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-01-30
Vessels in Port at
Seattle Today

Smith Cove tsrminsi--str Endicott. str
Robin Gray, str Eikton. ctr Princess
Aaquunh
Pier ii--Moior schr KIrkstind.
Pier ie-Aotor schr Apex.
Pacific Coast bunksrs-I4EhtEhip Una
Pier str Jefferson. str Rsdondo.
Pier str bergen.
Pacific Coast Engineering works-str
Eastern Noon
Pier B--S;r Admiral Evans
Pier D-sir Admiral Dewey.
skinner EDDY ynrds--str Robin Good
fellow. ctr Eastern Knight. schr RIOS
almond.
spokane II, t.rrnipai-str Crown OF Ca
iicia. sfr West Cayote.
Alaska Steamship company noorinrs-str
Standard on pier-s;r Diiworth
Commercial boiier weTkE--str Bun
durrA.
Stacy ct. terminAi-u. r. 81 Burnside.
East Waterway tsrminal-Schr Meteor.
pnthis Sards-str West Ivan. bye ia
roda
Amss yards-sr West Jester. str Rooss-
welt
Todd drydock-sur Eastern Guide. ctr
Eastern Gale. str city Of Topeka
Hsffernan drydock--str Santa Ana. str
Northwestern. str skAEwsy.
Lake Union-Huiis Hnoauairnie. nroxton.
Leotn. Endymion. Fort jackson. Nd
dison. Boughton, BowcHmont. Bourne
vile. Alienhurst. -AbiliA.s Adria. Ca
praria. Elestra. oeiwin. Ahydos. Area
demiA, Academia. PerutA. Black Wolf.
Hickiand. Bastine. Bisnford. Arron,
Anthem. Fort Harrison. Fort Stanwix.
imufka. Kiton. Looti. Dione. Csgacan.
Corian. Clnsyras. Csrdia. Elissa. schrs
AFalea. Henry Wilson. Salvador, Alice.
Mawona. Maid " Orleans. bye. Cores.
Fresno. whaling strs Tanginak, ko.
diak. Y. 4. :. Surveyor.
In strcsm---str Eastern Mariner
Patterson A Mcdonald ysrds-Motor rchr
Boohyalla.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-01-30
No Wine for Meals,
Latin Sailors Kick

NEW YORK. Jan. so.--Tho
crews % the Lloyd sahaudo liner
REGINA d'iialia and the spanish line
steamship Prince de SstruHtsEui.
which are dockcd here. protested TO
their shippers because OF the enforce
ment Of the prohibition law aboard
the ships by the customs officers.
who placed all liquor under seal after
the liners arrived In quarantine. II
was said on both ships tina, their
articles stipulated that a certain
quantity % wine should be served -
officers and men daily. and that the
United states had no right 10 inter
fere win the feeding Of the crews.
wine being regarded az much a part
Of the meals az coffee and tea are
10 American repastN.
The men OF the Prince de Sat.
rus;egul. which II in transit from
Spain to Havana. with a large cargo
Of spanish wines. said tho ship
should be regarded ms practically at
sea In the circumstance. and that
their right To drink at meals aboard
ship should be- the same here aa II
they were on the rcn. They said that
Il Il the first time In their lives they
have been forced TO eat without
wine.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-01-30
nays HE'LL JAIL
'MI0ONSA|NERS
"A. Neterer Issues uItl'
w. nahum in Court

.,.,,ys Of the federal liquor
Te', ,' ss,,elve mil sentences here
y W y M court, was the decla' =,
- ! !, ,,,ase Jeremiah Ne'erer IN
. : ss,r,c, court Friday. when
y .ssa carleton pclsfaVc to
y ~, King county iail and
- fms q s9ee, 49,. 49,.
, = 49, was arrested by the Pc
go - q quarts ~ booae wcrc
= hls apartment.
=. -, !, Z cnly one way to stop this
-, y,aation u the federal pro.
-. nw.- declared Judge Net,
So .res.e people must he taught
81 law 81 the L. :, govern
> :, -, "A, be enforced. l viii impose
=. . =. on all bootlegEers and
- ,.,,,~s,. who Is said TO have used
s..A,esusred car ia retalling
s.earsd that the police had
. Quarts of hoore from his
= ssa that they had only turned
: sssrss to headquarters The
- s-earcl that they had broken
hotties. Il Is allcged
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-01-30

PORTLAND. Jan. sc attl RE-
esipts. 20 head. market stsAfv. Good 90
chairo Steers. fii.s0alz. fair 70 good
steers. - togs.s0. common 90 fair steers.
81 tees 70. good 20 rhoire cows ana hcf-
.ra. o. seAfe 20. medium 60 good cows
and hrffefa. a. 500. Gamers. tsb0V
gsse. buiia. fe8ti calves, tT0iT.
IfoEz Receipts. k07 head market "
steady. Primo mixed. tis.teott. rough
hsAvias. iig0issO. pigs. ftz0ts. bulk OF
salss. ttste 1itto,
sheep Receipts. tts head. market Is
steady EAST Of mountains lambs. fitto
uif.so. bes; valley lambs. iia-begtstoi
,earlinEH. tiaWi1te. ~uthsfH. iisuig'
ewes. tsgioio
Ifnttsr--City creamery. SIC per ID
rsEs- Selected local extras. tbg Aso
per dos,
tfsns---7 asto per ID. broiiers, 'eo
per ~.
Gerss-t0c per u.
ohsess-rriplst,. see sse per ID.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-01-30
Seattle Arrivals and
Departures
Arrivals

Arrivals
January ,o-Htr Dnvorth from Rich
mond AZ 7.5o a. m str Admiral Dewey
from Fan Diego via San Francisco at 2
a. m.
January as-su West cayots from
London via Norfolk aud Balboa al noon 7.
ctr Princess naauunA from British Co
iumbiR ports at y. M.
Departures
January ,o-str President for San Pc
dfo via Victoria. A. C.. and San Fran-
cisco a. II a m str Alaska for South
western Via Southeastern Alaskan ports
a. s;so a. m. str West Jessup for Hong
g"nE Via ports at 1850 a. m. afr Amur
Tor Vancouver. -. c.. via ports al A.
M ctr West Ivan for trial cruise at >
a. IA
January 3s--str Higho for Tacoma at
t:tS ., m. str Tees for British Coium.
hia ports al .. m. str chiiiiwack for
British Columbia ports at ii.10 a. IA.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-01-30
EXPECT LOWER
Eco QUOTATION
Dealers Think Market viii
ReCede in Few Days

with Wholesale markets all along
the coast quoting lower egg prices.
local dealers were barely maintain
Ing the b5.ccnt level Friday. Port
land Wholesale market experienced
n scent decline Wednesday and was
stlil weak the following day.
With supplies coming In iibornlly'
local demand ~ showing "a marked
falling Oft Opening OF market
next week ought 20 see quotations
several cents lower, In the opinion
Of a number OF dealers. Butter mar
kei holds steady.
Receipts at the local atockyards
Friday total fc0 head Of cattle and
2Tb hogs. Hog market hold steady
while cattle showed "A stronger ton
dency Quotations remain un'
changed.
Increased supply Of rhubarb has
forced the price OF this offering
down to rs cents pound. siiil a
considerable quotation. Cabbage
WAS slightly firmcr. tobbern asking
6 cents pound for good stock
Spud market remains the same
Apple market continues lower owing
TO the oversupply ON tho street.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-01-30

end % your cigar In your mouth
trying TO open your neighhor's door
with your own key, or any other
form Of foollshness. go 10 the den
list or else call the ambulance and
say. ~Psycopathlc ward TO the
driver.
This Is the diet 81 Dr. Henry A,
Cotton. medical director OF the New
Jersey State Hospital foe the Insane
Tho medical director says fatty that
mechanical dentistry--that IL. the
art Of saving damaged tectb--is un'
ayailIng as far an insanity Is con
cerned. so the only thing ieft for
You 90 do II you have a dscaycd
tooth Ia 10 20 20 the dentist and LET
him yank Il out.
And he has proof OF the fact. for
during 1919 he has been able 20 dis
charge 80 patients out OF total
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-01-30

ARRIVES IN AUTO
BEFORE BURGLAR LEAVES

when Starwich and Deputy Fred
4. brown arrived on the scene In
an automobile the intruder WINS Htlll
at work. Starwich approached the
front door with his revolver drawn
and flashlisht In the other hand,
lie found the door unlocked and
gave IL "a shove with his foot. shout
Ing. as IL opened. who's there1" The
door was suddenly and forcefully
slammed In his face. lie heard the
heavy bolt shoot into the lock In
side.
starwich left Brown guarding the
front entrance and hurried around
20 the rear. A. he was trying the
back door he saw the figure OF the
burglar dart from a aide door and
Heurry out across the spacious
grounds headed for a high fence.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-01-30
Erzberger Is Now
Slightly Better

BERLIN. Jan. 2S.--The condition
OF Matthias Erzbcrger was described
as improved this afternoon. Physi-
clans said his pulse had become more
nearly normal. The finance minister
was very weak. his physicians said.
but they did not regard his wound
az critical.
Erzberger wns shot by n student
named otwig Won Hirschfeld. early
this week He In under arrest.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-01-30

OF st0. believed to be insane. By the
simple process OF extracting their
teeth or taking out their tonsiis.
so IL your aged relative who pos
sesses q bankful OF money shows
signs Of becoming violently In love
with the young and pretty nurse
who takes care OF him. don't ask the
court 10 have him put in a padded
cell. Just tie his hands. send for
the dentist. have his teeth pulled
out, and the next day he'll probably
make out his will IN your favor and
fire the y. and p. nurse.