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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04
EMPLOYMENT


Urlu lulUu-ffU1IF -
HrNE WDEk-Good WAGES Tor home
work. $50 need you o. make SOCKS Tot
US ON The fast easily learned AUTO
kritter. experience Uuue.e--lrt ''e
buy All yea can supply u. NsIthce
immater.al positively no canvas he
r1ru supplied rHrtI .ulars @ stomp
Hept. Z-2-C. Auto kuIter CO., buhal",
n j.
1fAIU-Competeu fer general lous--
work. must De roOd cook. three iu t1n-
iiy No laundry work Crl MIN va
MAIn-Gneral house maid Gail LIN
colin Jt0
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

PORTAGE Az
Ten minute walk from business dis.
trict, eight room house. completely moi.
ern. hardwood floors. fireplace. garage.
NAVARRO PLACE
Five room. completely modern home
y. LAFAYETTE BLVD
Ten minutes walk from business cen
ter. Ten room house completely modern.
hardwood floors, fireplace, laundry 10
basement
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04
FINANCIAL

Busincs~ Opportunitics IS
BFlEWS-Ihe business chance man.
has any kind Of business thar YOU
wish 20 euglEe So See him az once
Rooms rs. Odd Fellows Bldg. Main
TsNr
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

HONES-Wanted- have buyers for
al parts II city. II you have prop
results O'COnnOr Realty Co In
coin 2O1o. Home 8 Warner Bldg.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

DIAMOND AVE
WHITCOMB s. KELLER
An Attractive Home for S66OO.OO.
a 6 room modern house on Dia.
mond Ave Complete in every
way with window shades. curtain
hangers, storm sash, fuel for the
winter. Home built one yeAr aud
In excellent condition Posses
sion given within 10 days.
Terms Cash or payments.
Maiu 400
Farmers Trust Bldg.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

20 ACRES-For sale or trade Farm
good buildings. timber, pasture or
Chard. only > miles from court house
on good road viii take good city
property anywhere in as part cash
Phone Lincoln 1865. Residence phone
Lincoln 1896
SS, ACRES-Cl 5se TO South Bend. Choc-
olRte loan; level. well fenced with
woven wire lal &c pressed brick resi-
dence. room tenant house: bank
barn 4OXS0: hay barn 5OX1OO: new silO .
large granary and cribs: tool house
garSge: two wind mills: engine house.
smoke house. etc. 10 acres timber. 50
acres On alfalfa nis farm Is one OF
best In the county. Price $50 per acre
Owner VIII accept small farm or city
property as part payment Wesley Van
Nalln. 90 tarmers I-ast Bldg.
156 ACRES-GOoc IEnd, nne house. etc.
near South Bend. 5000. This Is an
estate and must be sold. Fred A.
Herreman. ass Farmers Trust Bldg
MN FARM-Four farms from 20 TO 80
acres; also grain farms; both large
aud small Prices very reasonable.
Call Wolf Brothers 124 n Main 50.
"hoae Lincoln 5is6-
50 AC3ES-An black land. good house
bank barn. silo; Is acres wheat goes
with place. In high state OF cultiva-
ton Price $4,000 90. Easy terms
VOight and Bradford, Union Trust
Bldg. Lincoln 5ui
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

IL Good Education. clean record
and pleasing and strong per~.n-
auty viii huc with us permlu-
eut position with greater Oppor-
uuity can between Dee and T. G
m.. t. 9 p. u Cuum.ls bldg.
Main and CuIflX Rooms IV.11.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE
Houses For sale.

Law ltENtE NI-flye room cottage
$3.50. 500 dow balance monthly pay
ments. Hastings Realty Co, 2lS y.
Michigan 81. Phone L-G440 ONCE open
evenings
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

HOMES-For sale, 10 new i've and six
room bungalows, modern; small pay
ment down. balance monthly payments.
A II. Cushlng. 40 FarRers Trust Bog
9OMES-For sale. 10 new bungalows To-
Gated near Studebaker school. Modern /;
small amount down and easy monthly
payments for balance. American Home
and Investment Co. 240 Farmers Trust
Bldg
aOMES-If you want 20 buy house
have several, ranging in price from ST.
500 20 $500. Easy terms j. c. Virgo.
Sc y. Ohio ST. Lincoln 2459.
HOMES--One room house, Donald ST..
$1,000 90. one room house. So. Mich.
st, 50 5000; one room house Z.
4IaLey ay.; one . room bungalow, f..
llaney av.; one room bungalow, So.
Rush st; one Z room house. So. MI
ami st. !. \. Mccullough Main 1885.
lincoln 56l7
HOUSE-For sale. . room house; gas.
electric. city water. sink cellar. coal
shed and fine garden deal with owner.
r. L. ChilcOat. 1852 F. Cedar st.
HOMES Fifty homes. all kinds and
sizes. We cant suit you ana arrange
terms Yoight and Bradford. Union
Trust Bldg. Lincoln Oil
HUMES-INNEDhTE POSSESSION
q room house. new; electric
lights and fixtures, pump and
sink. Celar with cement floor
under whole houEe; large lot.
$212J Cash or terms 10 suit your
Income.
room house cellar. electric
pump sinh large lot. $3.50.
small down payment balance easy
terms See US ar once. The Schel-
finger Home Bldg Coz ZOl 30
=. VI. $. BidE. Main ft2G
HOME-StN roctus and reception hail.
Partly modern with garage Near
Watch factory. Immediate possession.
TuqVir' 4'5 Gifth So. River Park. Phone
Mish. Gsl
Modernn and partly modern
homes 90 an -rts 90 be ".ty Cash
OF terms II Is NcHenry. 2ep Farm
ers Trusl Bldg Lincoln .7.ci
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

- ACRF
FARN.1Y WARREN TOWNSHIP
WITH a-sroRY. 5-BooM HOUSE
GOOD BARN; POULTRY HOUSE,
&c FEN GARAGE AND PLENTY
OF OFT BUILDINGS 71EAR
Old BLACK HORSE. 1 SPRING
WAGON OPEN SEATED BUGGY.
The PRICE or THIS FARM Is
$500, PART CASH LOUIS 5. ORR.
BEALToR 51 5. CHAPLIN ST.
OPEN EVENINGS UNTIL NINE
O'CLOCK, SUNDAY UNTIL NOON.
PHONE LINCOLN $3.50.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

We have for sale several good land
contracts drawing seven percent ir-
f.resf Oh which We win accept Gov
eraueuf Bonds gt frl value. NQw Isl
the tlme % change AS gerreut iu
v-stmcrts into intu 9 pev.euf D. y'I
are interested. come Boo and see us.
= ~ Robinson. H. North Main ST.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

LEAEN AFRO ard tractor business Ia
elA fI eight weeks Opportunities every
where Offering $50 to $500 month.
Twice more equipment aud floor space
used iu daily Practice training tnan
~rrule instructors aud sar1e method we
used t0 train tH0us8Id- of soldier me
ChlniOs in ~ dav course W.ite now
for free catalsc Rahe Auto and Truc-
tor school, 2l@j Oak St. Kansas city,
Missouri
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04
SCOTT ST. NORTH

SCOTT ST. NORTH
Modern room home, large lot 41Nl0
Now vacant. possession ~ once. s650o
W IA McHenry. go Farmers Trust
Bldg Lincoln 5TS3
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

MIN AND DONALD
convenient and rery pleasing Fac
tory site cut on the southwest cor
ner Of Main and Donald SITS spien-
did location for a factory. the size
Of tie lots are 97X134. anyone wish
south should consider ills PROPOSE.
tiou, the Vandalia r. r. is right 10
the rear of these lots. II you are in
terested 20 out and look the place
ever. IL may be Just the thing you
want Ny price Is $1,000. no more.
TO less, and my terms are strictly
cash Go cut look The place over
and n Won ure Interested. cell lin
coin 5473 and ask for Frank c.
IOepp, Ir-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

WASHINGTON AV WEST-For sale ~
owner l. room modern house with
be- rooms in finest residential dis
trict Possession Nov. l. II purchased
within 10 days. In0uire az 1905 Prairie
az Phone Main 400.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

NIGHT SCHOOL
Now ia session az the South Bend
Business COLLEGE Learn bookkeep-
4pg suorr-.uuI- typiug English
and kindred subjects in an ac-
credited institution Enter any
louday .-eulng. Call or phone
for catalOg.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04
L BOWMAN ST.

L. BOWMAN ST.
4 splendid opportunity So the
way Of large room house
paved street. only one block
from Michigan st car line Bath,
electricity. in fsct, on modern
except furnace. llso dandy base
ment Price SfCo0O0 Terms
Gail Nlin IT7i Lincoln $3.50
Ask for Mr. Moore or Mr. Wit
Wer.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

investments, stocks. Bonds 80
IIBLETl EoNuS-IiauELt lud sold e..
D.. Guthrie i-f O. 81 =. Bldg
Money 20 loan 90
Rial E~EAT E-Noncy o. luau ou Euod
south I,rHl zeal estate s. NJ Robin
sOH. Ii ~ Main 81
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

C0TFAX " 71f Nine room house for
sale. lot 5511J0 q. -Ouss is strictly
modern. just rete rated. new furnace
10 ". Colfa- or call liz ~ola 1901.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

80 ACRES
GOOD heavy black loan Good house
and orchard Located close 20 city
v X. NcHeury. c-0 Farmers Trust
Bldg Lincoln 1898
SMALL EARAf-About seven miles
north Of Nllr- ora tho river for sEl-
or rent Beautiful location. ideal for
grapes aud small fruit a. s Carlisle
Perkins corp. Mishawlka. Ind
Houses Tor sale. 81
CHIPPEWA uEIGHTS-For eaie, two
lots, oce 75X517SS aud the other 50X
Bliss feet; ia Chippewa Heights addi-
ticn, Ou s. Michigan 81 Call Lin
coin 1881
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04
LIVESTOCK
d.. &c nd 10.

Dogs. Cats and Pets AZ
DOGS-TW O-Can't be- beat for rab-
bits 202 T. Oakside Go out on :.
Michigan 81 90 end Of car line. then
one block east.
HOUNDS
INQUIRE 1922 HARVEY ST.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

Business Property So
FA-IURY SITE-0ith spur track In
rear. l35 feet on street: about $50 feet
deep; two buildings on property. Con.
DeCted with street sewer by In pipe
Also water and gas connections Fo-
further particulars address Box c. A.
News Times.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

REAL ESTATE FOR RENT
Apartments and Flats "a
ST. PETER ST :. 3i2-NIodern Groom
furnished house. Call Main 1891.
Houses for Rent ~
y. HILL SIT room furnished house.
Inquire sol Farmers Trust Bldg.
10 BUNGALOwS-N studebaker
school. Inquire American Home and
Investment Co. 24O Farmers Trust
Bldg.
MIAMI 81 lNlS-G room new mo Tern
bungalow. $GJ. Phone Main Jt51
WanTCd--To Kent 81
HOUSES-Wa nted; or furnished rooms.
List your a0CEes or rooms w!Ih Us.
singer Mfg. 60. hone Main e03
HOt SEkEEPING EOOMS-By young
couple with Ne children. ., 3 or fur
uiShed light housekeeping rooms i'm
modern home Reference given Al
dress News Times Box &C.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-11-04

Real Estote for Exchange 50
WAYNE ST. E.-s room house. modern
except furnace. near car line. Lease
expires Sept LIST Price, 5000. Call
A. A. Schilliuger Main 1926.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
THE ROMANCE OF WORDS
"BoCHE."

4 IKE "camoutlage," the term
l. "boche" as applied to the
German soldier during the World
war, had its origin In the slang
Of the Partisan army where 1t
has been used for years, though
II has not slipped into the die
tionary of the French academy.
According to NJ. Maurice Don
nay, the Partisan playwright,
"the word bOche Is not creation
of the war, for, In French slang.
It Is a frequent occurrence to
substitute 'boche' or 'oche' for
the final syllable of word, thus
treating the original term In a
manner which signifies contempt
or dlsrespect. Taking the French
word for German, Allemand.
dropping the last syllable and
substituting 'boche,' we get
'Alleboche.' later shortened to
'boche'-or contemplate Ger
man."
The fact that this term annoy
ed the former kaiser is apparent
from his protest, early in 1918.
against the "detestable word
boche" and his satisfaction over
the report that Its use was be-
coming more infrequent In
France. But, with Hun" the
word will probably remain--one
of the landmarks of language
growing out Of the war.
(Copyright.)
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
THE WOODS
BY DOUGLAS MAlLOCH
SUCCESS.

All night the tank conductor goes
Along the skidroad through the
trees
An sprinkles on the crispy SHOWS
The water tibet will fall an freeze /;
Thus, by the aid of his device,
Lays down an avenue of ice.
At morn the busy teams will bump
Along the way with mighty load
An find a passage to the dump
Along the tank conductors road
VIII pile their creakin' holsters fill
An brag about the loads they pull.
There are lot of us, I guess,
Who call ourselves "self-made" an
such,
Who talk about our own success,
Yet haven't done so very much.
Fer, ten to one, some other euss
Went out an iced the road fer us.
tCopyright)
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
THE GIRL ON THE JOB
How to Succeed--How to Get
Ahead-How to Make Good
BY JESSIE ROBERTS
IIIIIIIIllIIlIlIIIIIIIIIllIIIIII!lIIIIIIIIIIII
BUSINESS TRAINING

TOO many girls are willing to con-
L slider h course In stenography as
sufficient business training. To be
sure, there Is constant demand for
stenographers, but the girl who can
possibly do so should study on far
broader basis. A stenographer usual
ly sticks pretty steadily In the same
rank. 1t Is the few only who rise to
important positions, who come to run
their own offices, or graduate into be-
ing private secretaries.
A sound business training Is most
valuable possession. The girl who has
it can afford to take chances If she
is with firm that shows no incllna-
ton to promote her, or to use her to
the best ability, she can quit and look
for another position and be sure to
find 1t. For, let 1t be said right here
and now, the girl who really knows
business methods, who Is capable OF
managing an Office, the girl who can
take responsibility. who Is accurate
and who makes full use Of her intelli-
gence In business hours is still the
rare girl. Too many girls save their
real interest and their cleyerness Tor,
the time spent outside the office. Al
work they fall into dull routine ana
stay there, doing the same thing day
In and day out. and doing II rauier
worse as time goes on.
II you cannot get your business
training before you begin to earn your
living, do 1t afterwards Nowadays
there is plenty of opportunity. There
are extension courses and home
courses, evening schools and lectures
There are publications devoted to busi-
ness that are of the greatest Value'
and then there are the opportunities
constantly available right where you
work.
Don't be satisfied with half meas
ures. shoddy effects. Think OF your
lob as an interesting, a vital part OF
your life, and keep on the lookout for
advancement, earned advancement
To stay in n ess-well-pald, less-worth-
while and less important position than
YOU are fit for Is a crime against your
self. Do 1t long enough and you VIII
begin to deteriorate.
(Copyright)
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
Department Devoted to Attractive Maeazine Material
LAST NIGHTS DREAMS
THEY MEAN

II, through your dreams, you hear
the moaning of an angry sea upon the
shore II Is sign that your life Is lone
ly through your own fault--you are
too much aloOf from your kind. II
from the shore you gaze out upon an
angry dream-sea the wise men say
your enemies are talking about YOU
which Is Il way ones enemies have
anyway, so II doesn't matter. TO
dream Of sailing over n stormy sea Is
not favorable omen, and II you are
In danger of shipwreck your agents
will try to cheat you and your debtors
refuse to pay up. Should you happen
to be In Jail, however, the shipwreck
Of your dream-boat Is a most aus
piclous thing-it indicates that you
will speedily be released.
Most authorities agree that though
your ship of dreams has sails of SILK
and ropes of sendal such as CLEAN In
magic lore" 1t is far better not to
dream Of the vessels rigging. 1t would
appear that the galleons Of our SUM
bers do not like to be inspected as 10
their top-hamper.
(Copyright)
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
DID. you DREAM ABOUT THE
OCEAN?

ITO LOOK upon n calm, unrufIied
4 sea Of dreams Is accounted most
favorable omen and should business
man embark in Il dream.shlp and go
sailing over the placid ocean he will
sail to the port of prosperity. In fact,
there Is no maritime venture which Is
warranted to result In such munlfcent
returns as cruise in well.found
drenm.ship over tranquil sea Of
slumber, If the mystlcs are to be be-
lleved. They stand ready to insure
your phantom ship and cargo even If
Lloyd's will not.
For lovers to embark In one OF these
ships Of dreams and be waited over
the shining waves indicates fer them
nm Increase In affection, marriage, con-
nublal bliss, children and good fortune.
Merely to stand on shore and gaze
out over sea of dreams is, II the sea
Is calm, an omen of good luck, an in
dlcntlon of prosperity. And any dream
Of the sea denotes that you will short
ly make pleasant journey.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
A WESTERN RAILROAD.

The train vas 30 minutes late.
A man and his wife paced the floor
Of the battered station. The man ap-
prOached the ticket window and raped
sharply on the counter.
Say" he exclaimed to the lanky
agent who appeared, we've got to
make connections ut Sage with the ",
Y. & z. VIII they wait half hour
for passenger"
The lanky agent rolled his quid
leisurely, and eyed the occupants of
the room as he considered the ques'
ton.
"Wa'al," he finally decided, ~ reck-
on they'd wait longer than that for
two passengers"
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
a cooK BooS ~Nvu4 M>+~s4e

1.-THE ripe rosy apples are all gathered in:
They walt for the winter In barrel and
bin:
And nuts for the children. plentiful
store,
Are spread out to dry on the broad attic
floor.
The great golden pumpkins that grew to
such size
Are ready to make into Thanksgiving
pies:
And all the good times that the children
hold DE- r
Have come round again with the feast
of the year"
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
Chestnut Stuffinn.

Blanch one pound Of Italian chest
nuts, boil until tender and put through
ricer Add one cupful of bread
crumbs, one-half cupful of shortening.
one and one-half tablespoonfuls Of
poultry dressing and one-half cupful
Of seeded raislns, with salt, pepper,
celery salt, sugar and cayenne to taste.
Mix well and use for turkey or game
t@. 1920. Western Newspaper Union.)
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
Eoa plant, Creole Style.

Cut large plant in slices pare off
and discard the skin, then cut in slices
and the slices into half-inch cubes.
Pour boiling water over the egg plant
and cook untir tender-about twenty
minutes. Melt two tablespoonfuls Of
butter in a saucepan; add two onions
chopped fine, half a green pepper,
chopped; stir and cook until the
onions are softened and slightly yel-
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
Il Miaht Have Happened.

The Immortal George-What a
pretty tavern. I do not remember It..
| had better stop there and refresh
myself.
Aid-But, general, time presses and
you have already entered 5000 tav.
ems, stopped under twice as many
elms, not to mention the wells and
fountains.
The Immortal George know, hut
the thing has become n habit. I must
keep on stopping. Posterity expects
it.-Cartoons Magazine.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
Those Operation Curios.

Mrs. Willis--Our Willie has been
swapping things again"
Mr.. Willls-Born trader, that kid,
isn't he? suppose he traded some
marbles for the next-door kids knife?
Mrs. Willis-Oh, no. He snapped
your appendix for Mrs. Bumps gall
stOnes.-Judge.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
His Opinion,

'Looky here, Uncle Riley" trium.
phantly called the proprietor of the
Right Place store In Petunia, as he
finished lacking up sign of his own
painting, which read, "Selling Out at
Cost" "What do you think Of thatT'
another lie nailed" cackled old
Riley Rezzidew. "Uh-hee hee! hee ~
Judge.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12

have been attentive to pretty Inns
downe girl for more than year. Dur
Ing all Of that time she would never
admit that she loved me; she would
only say that she respected me. But
now, old chap, congratulate me. for
last night she confessed that she re-
spected me no longer--that she loved
mel" MA
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
TRUE FRiEN DsHiP.

Two are friends who have learned
to interpret Alright the silences that
fall between them. They know that
the understanding is complete and that
words are unnecessary to an explana-
ton. It Is a relief when one may
without reservation trust and be
trusted, though nothing is said. We
might, indeed, learn from our humble
dependent, the dog. valuable desson
Of implicit faith that does not need
the medium Of writing or Of speech.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
Turnip Croquettes.

Boil and mash the turnlps; add
third or half the quantity Of mashed
potato and one or two beaten eggs !;
add melted butter and, If too stiff, a
little milk. Mold In the desired shape
and roll In egg and crumbs. Fry in
deep fat. These may be all prepared
and reheated when ready to serve.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
To Boil a Turkey.

Stuff the turkey with chestnut dress
Ing the same as for roasting; wrap in
cheesecloth and plunge into kettle Of
boiling water, using as little water as
possible. Cook very slowly until ten
der. Garnish with strings of cram
berries or small sausages In links, In
fact any garnish used for roast tur-
key may be used.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
NEGATIVE Prai3e.

Little Lucy-Mrs. Nexdore said
something nice about you this after
noon, mother.
Mother-Indeed What did she say?
II heard her tell friend that there
were worse old gosslps than you In
town, after all."--Stray Stories.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
Gained Hearts Desire
Naturally Harold Was Pleased,
Though Young Lady's Statement
Might Seem Ambiguous.

On entering his club one evening a,
young Philadelphia was accosted by
friend, who exclaimed:
"Why, Harold, you are positively
beamingl What's upf"
Il am in the greatest luck imagina-
BILE" responded Harold. "You see, !
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
Reversing the Roles.

"How are you getting along with
your new employer
"Oh, pretty welL" replied the super
office boy.
Doesn't he treat you all rlght?"
"Sure, he. treats me all right, but l
don't like to hear boss whistle as
much as he does during office hours
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
rhe Latest Thlnu In Rios.

A nervous old lady was about to
cross the channel, and as she went on
board began inquiring diligently for
the captain. On being asked what she
wanted to see him for, she said: II
should like to give him a small tir
to keep of the rocks. "--London Morn
ing Post.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12

low; add the cubes of egg plant, drain
ed, cupful and half Of bread
crumbs, half a teaspoonful or more Of
salt, dash Of paprika, n cupful and
half of tomato; stir until well heat
ed, turn into buttered baking dish,
cover with three-fourths of cupful
Of cracker crumbs mixed with three
tablespoonfuls of melted butter and
cook in the oven for 20 minutes.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
A BUILDING Boom.

Redd-DO you think all these auto
mobiles running through town help
1t any?
Greene-Oh, yes, indeed.
"How do they help the TOWN."
"Why, man, we're building four new
hospitals and eight dspensaries In our
town right now!"
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
Puttlna Away Provender.

"our dog burles an unusual number
of bones"
1.-THE wise canine knows that meat
is getting higher every day."
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-11-12
Make Both Ends Meet.

"Why bow so low?" asked Affluence.
"Your head doth touch your feet"
Said Poverty; That's Just way
l have of making both ends meet"