El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-03-27

Editor FL Paso Herald
A GREAT many OF my creditors and
a other pals has probably been
wondering how come that where
as year ago I was all most shaking
hands with the referee IN bankruptcy
whereas I am now on my II. again
and pretty near got enough money 10
pay my grocery bill for last Nov.
Well friends when 7 find out q
good thing I am not the kind OF a
bird that VIII keep II % himself but
! VIII pass IL along and tell my pals
about Il 50 as they can take adVan-
taEes and pull themsel1s out OF the
hole the same like 1 did But In
order 20 give my pals the benefit OF
my experience I viii half to begin at
the beginning as they say and II you
boys and girls can profit by ny eN-
perience why 50 much tbs better as
wife Suggests saving.
Well about year ago ] was talk
ing with my wife and myself one
night and she says how is it that
and You are makeing about 200 ber-
ries per wk. more or LESS and We
owe every body in Illinois except the
gov. and on the other hand here IS
the Quayles nveing next doors TO
sand per annum and vet they seem
TO enjoy themselfs a whole lot more
than we and don't owe nothing
50 I said what OF IL
the magazines 4 whole lot lately and
seen ad in one signed by the
Rainy Day Corporation and its SUI
pose to tell a husband and their wife
how to get themselfs on their It. and
the course only costs $500 50 why
rot let Us subscribe for Il and you
don't half TO pay in advances but
first you get the course and read it
and then you can pretend Ike you
don't care nothing about IL and send
It back 20 them and they refund you
idea Wa simple.
So I said all right like I usually do
when she speaks to me at all. and
she sent for the course and il come
in the form OF books witch didn't
have time to read but she read them
and send IL back 20 them with the
v Ords that 90 wasn't no good, but at
out OF our troubles and look at Us
Wen the dear was this in a few
words. In the first place most Of
our debts was owed in driblets like
ten dollars and the books SAYS
II you owe ten dollars apiece 20
whole lot OF people in the same
town why the idear Is TO quietly
move out Of that town as far as you
can and move TO some other town
and the merchants and etc back in
the old town won't sew you because
It would cost more than the debts is
moved out Of the old town and moved
20 Conn. and We haven't heard moth
Ing since from the people we owe
money 20 IN old Chi except a couple
OF threatening letters that scares a
person as much like as II Bryan said
he wouldn't run.
Getting a New Job.
Well the next lesson IN the course
was TO get yourself q job that paved
more money so one day I went down
TO y. Y. city and went IN a mans Of
flee that / had heard about him and
/ said wasn't getting enough money
In old Chi 50 he said what did I want
and I said I wanted a raise and he
give it TO me.
So as / say here we are iiveinE IN
Connecticut and get more salary than
out IN old Chi and all our debts re-
pudiated and they can't sew Us on
acct Of the distants and here we are
liveing in the lapse OF luxury in
Greenwich and all as We half to do
IS keep out OF old Chi or else go
there incogulto and all on acct. OF the
wife seeing the Rainy Day CORPORA
tion ad in this here magazine witch
the pure reading matter was so bad
that she felt like she had to read
the ads.
Vow gents don't want you 70 take
my testimony without no supports so
viii tell you about q couple friends
OF mine along the same lines that I
was in pretty near a pickle like we
and seen the same ad, and got the /