El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-12

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scarify you. for a New York court
has held that a bear has a perfect
right to claw or scratch anybody It
can reach II the owner has put It into
a cage that holds it properly
II you are scratched in game
OF pool, IL would be different.
maybe.
A wag at the convention SAYS many
a home is made unhappy because the
husband Is more adept at opening a
jackpot than can Of beans
There is a delegate here who must
have married the relict OF another
man. for this was what he got off
when one Of the women feature writ
ers asked him to tell her something
she could set down on the women's
page;
curing an education and then
learn n lot by marrying widow"
Another one told herr You can
find out any woman's age-and then
some-just by asking some other
woman
Before he married me he always
called me his queen and I suppose
that's what he still thinks OF me,
said a Covington, Ky, wife, FOR
every time do anything now that
he doesn't like, he wants 10 crown
me"
an sing that touching little bal
lad, She Broke Ny Heart and ]
Broke Her Jaw" said the cabaret
singer at Zoo park in Cincinnati
Some more funny names:
Florence Hi married Ed Vale IN
Cincinnati and a Miss Wolf married
LOns short is a resident Of Lex
The editor OF the American Issue.
official organ OF the "drys," IS named
Earl L. fletcher Of Cincinnati
Is said to be very fond Of the
races at LatOnin.
A paragraph in the society col
umn OF the Atlanta. Ca. Constitu-
ton says. "Others present included l
Miss Notta Dambrain."
-Four miles above Cincinnati in
the Ohio river, there is an island
several acres in extent and they
have established a resort there called /
"Coney Island" 10 which the steam
ers run each evening. For IS cents
you get a round trip on the steamer,
free dancing while you 90 and re-
turn and free dancing in a big pa
vilion in the park all the time you
are there II you wish. Then you can
spend as much money at the other
concessions. including the bathing
beach, as you ike.
Things like this give the pso-
pie some place to go to forget
their troubles and make them
hHppy and 'eOntented with their
home city.
A Cincinnati minister says man
who hunts a rear seat in church isl
usually the one who wants a front /
seat at prize fight
An Ohio editor says nobody
hears married men bOaEfinE that
America Is n country OF self
governments.
IN Cincinnati the franchise OF the 4
street car company permits Il to
charge a fare sufficient TO earn six /
percent on its investment after all I
legitimate expenses are paid Every I
three months an audit Is made and
the fare IS regulated accordingly.
The most recent audit shows the
company entitled TO seven and q half
cents fare. an increase OF haf a cent.
and tickets are now being sold six
for 45 cents II you pay a straight !
fare # is eight cents
Don't bother my dandelions" is
the latest Injunction from a home
owner these days
It used 10 be that everybody hated
a dandeiOn as the lawns worst
menace.
Now. you take a quart OF the bios
SONS, stew EN- up. mix with sugar.
yeast and some other stuff-every-
body has the recipe; it's no use in
FL Paso, for we don't have any 4.
dandelions-and in three weeks you
can bottle it and have something
with a kick that tastes very much
like pubOnnet, they say
incidentally everybody is making
his own" OF soms sort up in this part
Of the country.
In Cincinnati there are several
places with signs in the win
dows "MalSe your own. We have
the hops. the malt and every
thing necessary"
They seem to be operating with
out moIestatfon.
Again. incidentally. some OF the
imitation beer they turn out in Gin
,innatf tastes mighty lack" the old
time brew and some people think
they notice a slight kick
One Of the queerest things YOU see
IN these parts Is an old time saloon
converted" The typical old bar
.ender stands behind the bar and
ierves near beer-you Just call for
beer as you always did, and he
fishes II up either by the glass or
lottle as Of Old-grape Juice high
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