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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-08-23
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handkerchief iE mlstdkei'

''Do / have to wear a flower in
my buttonhole?" asked the rabbit
gentleman.
I'D like you to-" remarked
Nurse Jane. And I'll get you a
clean handkerchief. There, I've
just ironed that one nice and fresh.
You'll look real stylish, Wiggy, my
dear"
UNI" grunted the bunny gem
tieman as he twinkled his pink
nose like cinnamon lollypOFsslid-
ing down Hill on a hot day.
Pretty soon Nurse Jane was all
dressed to go five O'Clock teaing
on Mrs. Stubtail. and Uncle Wig
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-08-23

A telegram from Marion. Ohio, says: "Republi-
cans are to put punch into the campaign" If it
has the proper percentage it may go long ways in
certain regions where it would talk louder than
money.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-08-23

John Knox of Tramperas neGhborhood in Union
county announces that he wishes to be state SEN
ator. Under which flag, John?
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-08-23

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The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26
DEATH or MIRA. ooAD

The death Of Mrs. Emma K OOad
occurred hast Saturday morning at the
home Of her son Clarence In Alamo
~. Death came ~ . relief from
srsat suffering and exhausted physI-
cal strength. During the past few
weeks she has been partially para
lyscd and although the case was ut
tsrly hopeless. every means was ON
plOyed for her relief and she WAS de-
votsdly cared for by Clarence and
her daughter Mrs. Kincaid. ..
Mrs. Ooad was a conscientious
Christian woman devoting herself to
unselnsh service and her years Of
residence In Monte Vista were re-
wardsd by the friendship Of all who
knew her. A very large number
Of her friends and friends OF the
family paid their tribute Of respect
at the funeral and intermeN.
The obituary prepared by Rev.
Maclean follows:
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26


TWO HtO AlNtLASEs VIII mako
20 miauts trips from tn" Chan'e
County Fair Grounds darins July
:ad. ard. and eth at which time Sal
ida will hold h~r bis mid-summoi
Celebration. Thrs- biG Ships ar.
cguipp~d with $50 u. y. iispano.
auila motor. aud carry 2 pass~ns-
-rs and tho pilot. They will form .
part OF the entertainment for the
crowds that viii bo at saiids during
that week.. There ~iIl he = sp'en'
did race programme. at the track
and base ball tournament. broncho
busting aud Wild wcst featured.
Down town At night several smuss-
m~ns con, pani~s have been booked.
There viii be boxing contests. Firc-
works every night Tho admission
to tho Fair Grounds will be tho
same ~ In former years ic. 80 cents
for adults. ?S ecnts for children.
Hmpis accom- oda,ions viii bc made
for those who como from . distance
and desire to remain during tho
week end. Advanced reservations
may be made BY writing to Secretary
W. r. Bosnian.
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26
OBITUARY

Emma Katherine StiverS was born
on the 2eth day of July. lsA3. near
Louisville. Ky. and died at her
sons home In Alamosa. June 10.
1920. aged 76 years. 10 months and
23 days
On Feb. goth. 1866. she was mar
ried to David c. Goad and from this
union six children were born, three
OF whom survive They are ].
Frank Goad, OF Denver. Clarence
Goad of Alamosa and Mrs. VIII Kin
cald Of Hooper. One brother Of
Mrs. 0oad also survives. who lives In
California. The husband and faith
er died "a years ago. Mrs. Goad Is
also survived by large number Of
other relatives and friends.
Thirty-two years ago Mrs. Goad
came to the San Luis Valley and for
IL years had been resident OF
Monte Vista.
In early childhood, deceased gave
her heart to God and united with tho
Cumberland Presbyterian Church.
Throughout her life -se had been a
faithful and devoted Christian. On
September 26, 1910. Mrs. Ooad un-
tied with the Methodist Episcopal
Church in Monte Vista. under the
pastorate Of DR.. Edgerton and had
remained faithful and devoted
member of this Church until her
death.
Tho bereaved relatives have the
sympathy Of the Church and Com
munity In their loss.
The funeral services were held at
the Methodist Church In Monte Wis.
-, Tuesday afternoon At 2 O'Clock,
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26

Fred Wright and family. Messrs.
Akers and kavalec. VIII GoY and
Ewing. Mr.. Darrsh and Lois. Mr..
Pennington, Miss Agnes Pennins.
ton. Miss DinEman OF Lincoln. Neb..
and MIR. McEihany and family have
been fishing for few days at
WriEhts Ranch.
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26

A'aaosa y trying 10 max. ,,..
Tor stvias . fair a, that plas. S Ivy
si~se tAss year, The live o,..
that bars want to organize =.
ss"e's'se" and hav. All annual " ),
eat.
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26

The WATSON shearinx plant will
nnish this seasons run during this
week. says L. b. Sylvester. Tho
plant has been operating smoothly
and the total number Of head to be
sheared In the two weeks will be
close to $4,000.
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26

Misses Jean Duke and Lucy Rob
erts who have been visiting Miss
Emma Glenn Macarthur left Satur.
day for their home In Hotchkiss.
Mr.. Macarthur and Miss Emma
Glenn took them by auto as far ~
Saltda.
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26

Ms. Esratcs tlawhin. arrived In
Monte vists this week TO visit h"r
parent. Mr. and Mrs, ". u Hs~-
kins.
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26

Miss Ida vir~y returned 'o Mont"
Vista To spend the summer Win nor
par-nt., Ms. and Mrs. W. y, uir"y'
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26
Jelastsa { ksatss.ery


conducted By her pastor. Rev. A. n.
MacIeaa. assisted BY Rev. Kerry and
intermsnt was made In the Monte
Vista cemetery.
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26

This week the Roy Hummsl
hom- on lower Adams street wss
sold To MIR Dewey.
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26

Mr. and Mrs Goo. Powell speat
saturday and sunday In the moan.
,ains,
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26

cAsas Ditto Ia back ,,on :.
Norts Aospstai. ~ N
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26

eAeseeras' Service Tor Kes,,
ve'essas aad Printing y,a'.
Dsue c.. wv"
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26

". A. awars and children spsN
sunday y, South Fort.
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26

Quick service in Kodak work At
Fuller Drug Co.
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26

Fresh Kodak riitas 81 va,lss
DRUG Co,
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26

M. N-ison loft "Wednesday Risht
for Plymouth. Ohio
The Monte Vista journal., 1920-06-26

Miss rsey Berry of sallas -. =,
guest Of AFa Prank shor, s.,.,.
The St. Mary banner., 1920-09-25
,.rE OF LOUISIANA

,,.;ol District Court-Par-
ish of St. Mary
!, ,snear and Refining Co. .;
0sI NTs Ella Mosby' indl, T..
=, =, an and as survivic,g widow
.Ignuuity of Patrick Mosoy
eao'Ieasl heirs ard represeen en- :
J. Of Patrick M0sby' De-
.od by virtue Of an order ord asad OF
~ ~ sale issued out OF tne me s'ra nt
y. 10 and for the bafisn Is - oa :
Y ~ and to me directed III, Il 'nI
'IIll,,itIed and numbered sun, .,h
sn..i e.as and shall expose At pup
s,oT .,ion, for cash, without ap,
.sot, ss to the last ana -, ny ..i nto' ,
snS ssnneSording to law, at the prin-
.'". 'S door Of the Court Houst G.a,t {
.SI Tin, st. Mary Parish oVa''
ssiara, on
The St. Mary banner., 1920-09-25
MADE TOMBSTONE OF ROCK
Probably New Yorker Will Investigate
Before He Carves His Name on
Another Boulder.

It was quite a while before a promi-
nent lawyer in New York related to
his friends personal experience
which he had one summer when, being
somewhat run down i'll health, he went
into the Adirondacks to rest.
One day. as he was. wandering aim
lessly through the woods, he came up
on a huge boulder not far from the
railroad that runs along the shore OF
a lake. Listlessly he began to carve
his name on the rock, but gradually
warmed to the task and chiseled zeal.
ously away until he had wrought both
name and date with various embelliSh-
ing flourishes.
AS he was proudly surveying the
result of his labor, an elderly back
woodsman appeared on the scene. Aft
er the customary greeting, he deX-
terously shifted his pack to the ground,
then with a somewhat quizzical air
surveyed the lawyers work.
"Ouite a bit Of art you've got
there" he observed gravely-
The lawyer accepted this tribute
cOmplacently.
"kind of curious how things come
about" he went on. Now, the flrSt
time a train was run into these here
woods it come in contact with tramp,
long about here and that there boul-
der marks the spot where we buried
him. Now, here he is provided with a
tirst-class tombstone and an inscrip-
ton that anybody might be proud OF.
Kinder curious, amt itf'
The St. Mary banner., 1920-09-25
MOST POPULAR GIVEN NAME

In the Middle ages people had re-
course to love filters, magical invoca-
tions, prayers, fastings and the like,
which were modified according TO the
country and the individual. A girl had
only to agitate the water In bucket OF
water with her hand, or to throw
broken eggs over another persons
head, If she wished to see the Image
OF the man she should marry. If a
bridal party met a monk on gong TO
the church the union could not be nap
py. A priest, a dog, cat, lizard or ser
pent we're equally unfortunate, while
a spidcr, toad or wolf augured that
all would 20 well. How the ring came
70 be used is not well known, as it did
not occupy IT'S present position In for
mer times.-Chicago Journal.
The St. Mary banner., 1920-09-25
HOME SERVICE FOR
EVERYBODY IN NEED

Do you know what the present day
Home Service Of the American Red
Cross Is?
Many people do not know that, be-
sides completing the work for ex-serv-
ice men, especially the disabled, 1t pro-
vides the same neighbOrly service to
families in general that 1t formerly
marines.
"Home Service covers wide and
varied field" says Frederick @. Nun.
roe, general manager of the American
Red Cross. ut gives aid to families
In solving such problems as budget
planning, marketing, tiding over times
Of financial stress, keeping children IN
school, helping crippled children, wild
owed and deserted mothers. children
backward in school and children In
conflict with the laws. 1t renders serv-
Ice to the homeless and transient. to
the illterate, to tenement dwellers, to
the unemployed, and gives friendly as
sistance and advice to foreign speak
Ing groups"
In addition to helping families In
the solution Of their own problems,
Home Service helps In strengthening
the weak spots In the social life OF
communities 1t joins hands with 9TH
ers to make communities safer,
healthier and happier.
Organizing action along lines in
which the community is already inter.
ested is one Of the objects Of Home
Service. 1t has established community
meetings, patriotic celebrations, pag-
eants and picnics. Rest rooms, recre-
alton facilities, play supervisors and
moving pictures have been provided.
Through Home Service other agencies
are influenced to bring about improved
commercial amusements and better
school facilities and to promote travel
ing libraries as well as to secure coun-
ty agricultural and home demonstra-
ton aGepts.'
II youraeed assistance at any time,
20 to the secretary Of the nearest Red
Cross chapter and describe the situa-
ton. Your confidence will be sacredly
respected and every possible effort Will
be made to aid you.
The St. Mary banner., 1920-09-25
NOTICE..

Notice is hereby given that sealed
bids will be received By the President
of the Franklin Drainage District OF
the Parish Of ST. Mary to act as Fis-
cal Agent and Depository of the funds
NJ the Frarkiln Drainage District for
the term of TWO years, ending Cctooer
lst, 1922.
Said bids will be opened at the next
meeting of the Board, which will be
called for October 5th, 1920.
WILSON MCkERALL,
President, Franklin Drainage Dis
trict
The St. Mary banner., 1920-09-25
STATE OF LOUISIANA.
23rd Judicial District Court-Par-
ish of ST. Mary.
Succession of Lethia Pinkston
Howard, Deceased. No. 3S47.

Whereas Banks Finkston, a resi-
dent Of s.. Mary Parish. La. has pc
titioned this Honorable Court for let
,ers of administration on the estate of
,he late Lethia PinkstOn Howard, de-
cea sed. iDtestate.
Notice is hereby given to all to
whom it may concern to snow cause
within ten days from the date of this
notification. why the prayer OF the
said petitioner should not be granted.
In evidence whereof, witness my
official signature aud the impress Of
he seal OF my office this 10Th day OF
September, A.p., 1920.
L. J LEGENDRE,
Dy. Clerk OF Court,
The St. Mary banner., 1920-09-25

mas more limitations
any other Chill and
Tonic on the market,
10 one wants limitations.
are dangerous things
medicine line. adv.
The St. Mary banner., 1920-09-25
co,Interfeit Reason.

"Yes, I still have the first five dol
lar note that l made" said the gray
haired passenger.
Good gracious" exclaimed Eds
travelling acquaintance, show did you
keep it so long?'
swell. it was very imperfect being
my first, and 11hayashad t1oRhlaR "a
passing IT. .s:s,s. :. - $3.50 q
The St. Mary banner., 1920-09-25
The Company, The Public, The Employees

Adequate and efficient telephone service is
essential to the continued prosperity Of all
commercial enterprises, and telephone III The
home for social intercourse is as necessary as
telephone in the place of business.
No telephone company can furnish this serV-
ice without the full support OF tn" public it
serves. This is true because the interests of
the public, the telephone company and its en-
pioyeeS are identical; each must cooperate
and neither can permanently profit at the e1-
penSe Of the other
The Company furnishes the Plant and re-
CeiyeS Profits.
The Employees furnish the Effort and re-
Ceive Wages
The Public furnishes the Revenue and re-
CeiVeS Service.
The telephone situation is as much the con-
Germ of the public As 1t is of the Company and
its employees. The sound support of the pub
The St. Mary banner., 1920-09-25
NOTICE..

"elved a new. modern Hen.
snd am now prepared to do
OF hemstitching and picot.
- lniissonable prices. Your pat
Wh solicited.
MRS BEN Fl. CHADWICK,
Franklin, La.
The St. Mary banner., 1920-09-25
Taken Up.

In my field one black heifer about
.wo re9~s old. OwCer can get same
hy proving property and paying all
costs. ARTHUR DAIosLE.
Centrevil.e, La
The St. Mary banner., 1920-09-25
[unAY. THE 10TH DAY OF
ocTOBER. 1920,

\. hours IF II O'Clock a H..
LICK ivy D. n the following ues-
Iropsrty, to-"It:
Lot No. . on a nap OF lan"'
[i.tste Of Patrick -+losOy, ue-
a,tached to al Act Of Pati'-
I,ongst the heirs Of siAty-nlhe
M cast side Of Il twelve loot
wi the depth Of one hundred and
!, and bounded n"rtn ny SlV-
.sranklln, east Dy Katie Eerl
.s,ost. south by Provost. Lap
Hal and Alexander DeGreat
..neirs and west by SAD Twelve
a "a A certain lot having d
\ dfty fee. on the road leading
|@srstte. m by The depth back one
\ and fifty feet, and being lot
\ nine lg) and bounded north by
.v.Gye foot road, east by lot o,
,onah Franklin. west by lot of
tle Jones, and south by Jean
rosd.
n. Also certain lot number
(l6) on said map measuring
y front on the north side OF The
foot road by the depth OF one
Id and fifty feet and houhded
BY Daniel Carroll, east by
nab Franklin, south by twenty
uyd and west BY Alexander
sal and others.
nth. Three arpents of land on
tnsp, having a front OF one and
Iat arpent on the road leading to
,rette and bounded north by
h Carroll, east by Katie Cert,
} by road leading to Jeanerette
rest by road leading to SOrrell.
CHARLES PECOT
Sher II.
kf's Office, Parish of st. Mary,
|a., Sept. 4th, 1920.
The St. Mary banner., 1920-09-25

THERE IS a man.
IN OUR town.
WHO is so old.
HE'S FORGOTTEN his age.
HE WAS elevator boy.
IN NEARLY all.
OF WAsHINGToN's headquarters
HE WAS the first.
WHO BROUGHT down the house
BY ASKING why.
A HEN crossed the road.
80 THAT'S how old he is.
HE'D JUST lost job.
THAT HE started on.
IN 1869.
HE SAID if he'd known.
IT WASN'T permanent.
HE'D NEVER have taken 1t.
HE ALSO said.
.
The St. Mary banner., 1920-09-25
Farm Loans.

For ten years. Seven per
cent interest. No amount too
large. Representing strong
loan company, l.. ., PEcoT.
Frauk i'll, La.
The St. Mary banner., 1920-09-25
Boy page Me+huselah

"lF A ham needs.
A WEEK Of smoke.
TO CURE it.
I'M CURED Of everything.
FOR been smoking.
NIGH ON a century.
THE ONLY secret Of old ago.
IS ALWAYS keeping.
ABSOLUTELY coN7ENrED."
AND | gave him one.
OF MY cigarettes.
AND HE smacked his lips.
AND SAID, That's it.
THEY SATISFY"
THEY SATTSFY"-tha that's the
1 solid fact to tie to- And there
never was such a cigarette for
steady company. Good tobaccos,
yes-but more than that. Good
blending, by private formula that
can't be copied-that's why Ches-
terfelds everlastingly "satisfy."
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-09
EVANGElISTIC MEETINGS
TO Be HELD At KEYP0RT

BY Special Correspondent.
KEHPORT. Oct. 9:-Beginning
Monday night and continuing until
October % Calvary NJ. l.. church
will conduct a series of evangelistic
meetings to be held each evening
with the exception of Saturday. Spe-
cial speakers have been secured for
each evening as follows: Monday.
Rev. J. FL. Cam, of Atlantic High
lands; Tuesday. Rev. ]. w. Fayre,
of Belmar; Wednesday. Rev. Elijah
Reed. of Matawan; Thursday. Rev
II. j. Belding. of Red Bank; Friday,
Rev. T. J. J. White. of Ocean Grove:
Sunday, Rev. A. c. Brady; Monday,
Rev. Edward Mount, of West Grove;
Tuesday. Rev. J. $. Heilenman, Of
Morganville: Wednesday, Rev. A. l..
Iszard, pastor of st. Johns NJ. e.
church. South Keyport: Thursday,
Rev. w. S. Ludlow. Keansburg: Fri
day, Rev. John Goorley, of Asbury
Park.
At the meeting of the New Jersey
conference of the New Brunswick
district. the district was divided into
units, Calvary NJ. l.. church and ST.
Johns NJ. l.. church being in the
ninth. This unit also includes Mat
avian. keansburg. Morganville and
Cliffwood.
Sunday will be observed by Cal
vary NJ. f. church as bring one"
day
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-09
INCREASE SHOWN IN
REGISTRATION YESTERDAY
BY specisI Correspondent.

BY Special Correspondent.
TOTTENVILLE, Oct. 9-The
fifth day of registration in the eight
election districts of the fifth ward
of the borough of Richmond show
ed an increase in the number regis
tered over the other four days.
There was total of 537 registered
in the eight districts yester-
day that included 324 men and
213 women. Today is the last day
to have your name placed on the
books. IL you do not register today
you cannot vote at the general cleo
ton to be held November 2, and il
you do not enroll you cannot vote
at the primary next year which is
equally important. The polling
places are open today from 7 o'clock
this morning until 1880 tonight.
The registration in the eight dis
tricts here yesterday were as fol-
lows: Twentysixth, Eltingville 55
men and 81 women: twenty-seventh
Rossville, 20 men and IL women;
twentyeighth, Huguenot Park, "a
men and 26 women; twenty-ninth.
Pleasant Plains, Al men and Al wo-
men: thirtieth, Richmond Valley, 55
men and II women: thirty-first, Tot
tenville, 81 men and AZ women:
thirty-second. Tottenville, 80 men
and "a women: thirty-third. Totten-
vile, IS men and 81 women.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-09
BLESS STATUE OF
FOUNDER OF MISSION
By Special Correspondent.
TOTTEsNVULE. Oct.

BY special correspondents.
ToTTENVILLE, Oct. 9-An i'm
pressive ceremony marked the
blessing of the statue of the Rev.
Father Drumgoole, founder of the
Mission of the Immaculate Virgin.
that place yesterday afternoon in
front of the Church of st. Ann and
st. Joachim at Mt. Loretto. The
statue was recently brought from
Manhattan where it had stood for a
number fyears in front of the mis-
sion in Lafayette street, that was
started as the city house for home
less boys, by the venerable priest
The blessing of the eight memorial
windows in the church that had been
replaced by those blown out by the
Morgan explosion two years ago fol-
lowed. Archbishop Patrick j. Hayes
of the diocese of New York. was in
charge of the ceremonies and was
assisted by number of priests and
laymen from Manhattan, Brooklyn
and parts of Staten Island.
Rev. Mallick J. Fitzpatrick. head
of the institution, received the arch-
bishop and many visiting priests at
the ceremonies. There was a dinner
served in the large dining room of
the institution and play was given
by the girls of st. EliZabeths Home
for the benefit of the archbishop and
the many visitors, that included
among them a number of city and
borough officials. A drill by the ca
diets of the institution and the music
by the boys band of the institution
under the direction OF John Price.
leader. on the lawn in front of the
institution following the blessings.
added much to the attractiveness Of
the ceremonies.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-09
TWO ARE HURT
IN ACCIDENT
Ralph AinsWorth and Edward
Calvin at Hospital as Re-
suit of Collision Last Night
By Special Correspondent.

By Special Correspondent.
TOTTENNILLE, Oct. 9.-Ralph
Ainsworth. thirty-eight years old. of
1919 Barnard avenue. Tottenville, and
Edward J. Calvin, of 1SS State street,
Perth Amboy. are at the Richmond
Memorial hospital. seriously injured
as the result of a collision between
a motorcycle with side car in which
they were riding and a horse drawn
stage, owned and driven by Peter
Hansen, of Arthur Kill road.
Kreischerville. in Prince Bay road.
Pgince Bay. at 5:45 o'clock yesterday
afternoon. The accident happened as
the two men were coming from work
at the s. S. White Dental plant at
Prince Bay to their homes. Aims
worth, owner of the motorcycle. was
driving while Calvin was seated in
the side car.
They were said to have been going
along at a good rate of speed and
in attempting to pass the stage the
motorcycle struck 1t In the rear
turning 1t over and throwing both
out to the road. Both were picked
up and rushed to the hospital short
distance from where the accident
happened. Calvin has a possible
fracture of the skull and a fracture
of the left shoulder. while Ainsworth
has a badly sprained back and is
suffering from cuts and abrasions
about the body. Ainsworth Is an
electrician at the dental plant and
Calvin is employed at the same place
as an oiler. The motorcycle was
damaged considerable in the collision.
The stage which contained a number
of workers at the dental plant was
not damaged. The occupants were
shaken up,
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-09
RE0PENING OF BETHEL
CHURCH Is TOMORROW

By Special Correspondent.
TOTTENVILLE, Oct. 9.-The pre- =
liminary opening exercises las, Sun
day of Bethel Methodist church are
to be followed by two services to-
morrow Of a specially interesting
character. Rev. Oscar L. Joseph,
pastor will preach at both services
and there will be special music. The
following program is the order of
the day.
Morning 1880.
Anthem-"Rock of Ages. Hall.
BY Junior and Senior Choirs.
Soprano Solo-''The Only Way
BY Mrs. Percy Hall.
Sermon-''The Friendly Church." by
Rev. Oscar l.. Josephs.
Evening 7:45.
Prelude-violin solo-"Adagio,"
REFS.
BY Professor Andrassey. OF Perth
Amboy.
Anthem-"All Hail the Power
--Galbraith.
Soprano Solo-"The Crown of Life"
Ball.
-. BY Miss Ava Butler. :. 49,.
offertory-violin solo-"Meditation'
from "Thais." ....... Massanet.
:. BY Professor Andrassey. 49,.
Sermon-"The Art of Appreciation"
Rev. Oscar l.. Joseph.
Anthem-"O Lord God of Hosts"
Witty.