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The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-02-09
THE D. A. PERRY REAL
ESTATE AGENCY
Rowland Building. Barre, Vermont
ONE OF THE BEST
PROPOSITIONS IN A
LARGE FARM

known in the country. On account OF the
capacity. of handling stock, and large sugar.
ing place and the amount Of soft timber /;
this farm contains $40 acres, 1000 maple
trees and is equipped with 1850 sap buck
cts /: a good suxaring equipment, large lot Of
good farming tools with stock and crops
and consists OF good lot Of grain. hay and
straw now on hand, about 200, 600 II. of toft
wood. timber ready to cut. and large amount
of growing timber and pulp wood within
- mile Of saw-mfll; this Is one Of the best
fenced farms ! know of in the country,
being woven wire. fitted TO keep sheep or
any kind of stock large fields and the best
Of soil pasture that viii keep so cows, and
with plenty Of buildings, barn, stables, tool
houses. good sugar house. and plenty Of
wood for house and sugaring this is one
great opportunity for a man who is looking
for a large farm better look after il at
once. for the sugar season is near at hand .
with a fair kind OF a sugar season. no
doubt, r man can make sugar harvest Of
81 900 this year the man who owns it wants
10 sell IL and will make the price right and
will include a lot Of household furniture and
everything. ready TO step into prosperous
business on different lines. such as dairy
ing. numbering, sugarng no limit TO the
amount Of money a man can turn out yearly
on The proposition.
For further information. write or rail- at
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-02-09
Typewriters Repaired

Typewriters Of all makes repaired
and ovcrhauled. VIII give complete
satisfaction Am an expert with II
wears experience During the war was
typewriter repair man in I. :. quar-
terma sters corps.
Call or phone.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-02-09

Mrs. Francis Parker, who lives on
the cross road between the two villages
in Waterford. has been asleep most
of the time for the past week and at
first it was thought she had sleeping
sickness, but physicians found she is
suffering from slight hemorrhage OF
the brain. Her condition is critical.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-02-09
WANTED
Wanted at
Once

No. / Maple, either in the log
or sawed 1919 and 1919 inches
long. Anyone interested and
able to deliver to railroad at a
good price will do well to write
to Waterbury Last Block Co,
Waterbury. VT. iR'~
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-02-09

DO YOU WANT A GOOD JOB
IN A GOOD TOWN?
ANSWER QUICK
FIFTY RENTS ARE NOW AVAIL
ABLE IN BRISTOL. CONN. AND $50
MORE WILL BE READY BETWEEN
NOW AND APRIL FIRST; SPEAK
QUICK If YOU WANT TO SECURE
PERMANENT EMPLOYMENT IN ONE
OF THE BEST FACTORIES AND LIVE
IN ONE OF THE BEST SMALL CIT
les IN THE COUNTRY: IMMEDIATE
ACTION is NECESSARY: THESE
RENTS WILL BE SNAPPED UP
QUICKLY; WRITE TO THE
NEW DEPARTURE MFG. co.
EMPLOYMENT DEPARTMENT
BRISTOL. CONN.
WANTED--A first-class hand sewer apply
to M. Cohen, tailor shop, Mortified. Vt
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-02-09
HELP WANTED--MALE

WANTED-Two first-class polishers apply
10 Martinson Estate Co 2T6t3
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-02-09

Frank C. Dyer of Salisbury is can,
didate for delegate to the next gener-
al conference of the Methodist church,
which is to be held in Des Moines, Ia,
next May. This is the most important
meeting of that denomination, being
held once in four years for the max
ing or amendment of the church laws,
for the appointment of bishops and
other important business.
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-02-09

Reports Addison osbuy and East Caledonia associations
notre received H. E. Bremen, agent daiyng
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-02-09

FARM FOR SALE-iS0 acres, all equipped.
ready for business a nice, money making
farm for particulars write TO -. W.,
care of Barre Daily Times. 275ti2"
The Barre daily times. (Barre, Vt.) 1897-1959, 1920-02-09
HORSES AND VEHICLES

SLEIGH FOR SALE-Price 5000 lhafts
are worth that amount W. A. Lane. tel
ephore ar. 3l6tS'
A WORK HORSE Weight LOO lbs. for
sale or exchange for stock: Mrs. N, NJ
Carleton. Williamstown. VI. .75t6'
FOR SALE-A good brown mare; weight
200 lbs perfectly kind for anyone to
work. drive or handle: in good flesh and
sound; A. r. Cole. Mar~hfeld. VT 2e2t2s
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-02-29

poderes digestivos DEF enfermo. Du-
ra1te Ia convalescencia, sin embargo.
Sc requiere una buena y a%bundante a.
limentacion.
FL enfarmo debe permanecer Ell ca
ma por 10 menos una semana despues
de Ia desaparicion de TODD sfntoma fe
bril-, no olvidando que Ia convalescen-
cia es lenta y delicada. Y es tan So
10 durante este periodic, cuando Sc
puede administrar con yentajas ell yo-
duro de sodio, medicamento que pare
sc estimular Ia absorci6n de los exuda
dos. Pueden igualmente enplearse
el fierro Y otros t6nicos semejantes.
81 ~sobreviene adherencias en- las
articulaciones, 0 rigidez muscular, CO.
mo secuelas de Ia meningitis cerebro-
espinal, puede em2learss ell masaJe,
o consular con IN especiaIista en-
ortopedis por 81 fuere necAsario redu-
cir las adherencias para 10 cual ten
dra que practicarse Ia ancstesis.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-02-29

, ma, asociada a la hioscina, produce
buenos resultados en- ciertos casos: Ia
primera en- dosis de un octave de grs
no, y la segunda en- c~antidades peque
nisimas, 0 sea de 1900 de graEo, va
riandolas, naturalmente, segIn Ia
edad del paciente. En- otros casos sc
| obtienen resultados satisfactorios con
el empleo de la codeina.
Importa, sobre TODD, obtener cuan,
90 antes los servicios de un faculta-
two competente, 4 efccto de que sea
practicable Ia pdnci6n lumbar. Este
Sc hace con n sguja appropriate. hue
ca; Sc extrae ell exceso del fluido, in
~yectando en- seguida el suero curati-
vo. Mientras mas pronto sc haga uso
de- este suCro, seran mayores las
probabilidades de an resultado final
satisfactorio. Las ~inyecciones de sue
70 antimeningoc6ccico deben dejarse
exclusivamente al juicio del medico.
Las aplicaciones frias a la cabeZa
Y sobre Ia espina dorsal, dan algunas
wees buenos r~esultados; otras veces.
las mismas aplicaciones parecen au-
mentar los dolores, Y en- tales casos
deben suspenderse. En- los njnos de
corta edad sol beneficas las aplica-
clones calientes por medic de bancs
de esponja Y aun de immersion, pues
parece que estos procedimientos ten
den q disrinuir Ia congestion del sis
tema neryioso central.
Las articulaciones dolorosas pue-
den t~ratarse por medic de empaques
lie algodon, q efecto de conservar el
calor, como sc practica en- el reu-
matismo articular agudo. En- Ia con-
juntivitis, 0 nal de ojos, que Sc OBJ
serva en- Ia meningitis. estan indica-
dos los lavados con aqua boricada, asi
como para la Carganta = Ia nariz, las
a~tomizaciones con solUciones antis&p-
ticas, 0 simplemente de sal comun.
Debe condenarse el uso de los esti-
mulantes, tales como la quinina, "a
~estricnina, Ia ~cafeina, > ell alcohol. Es
St de Ia mayor importancia evitar la
constipation, hacienda uso de laxan-
tes cuando fuere n~ecesario.
Respecto n la dieta, no es de i'm
portancia Ia alinentaci6n del enfer-
mo al principle de Ia meningitis. Pue-
de darsele aqua en- grandes cantida-
des; Y. mas tarde, cuando haya desa-
parecido Ia condici6n aguda alarnan-
te, leche Y atoles son las sustancias
~indicadas, modificando esta dieta Sc
gun has circunstancias = teniendo en-
cuenta asf el estado febril como los
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-02-29

WHIT and CO. p. o. Box 270.
Dept. B. San Antonio, Texas
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-02-29
FL jefe de poiicfa de
Iorre6n fue aprehendido
Fl iefe militar guerra mandarlo preso
a Mexico, pero Sc desistio
de hacerlo

TORREON, Coah., Febrero %
Pedro Lopez Cepeda, jefe de IA po-
l;cia de esta ciudad, que habia sido
a~prehendido por orden directa del je-
fe de las Arnas, Ricardo Gonzalez,
fue puesto hoy en- libertad por orden
del mismo Gonzalez, quien 10 habia
a~prehendido por dificultades con unos
oficiales. La nueva disposition del
jefe militar obedeci6 q que Sc le hizo
yer que 81 no tenia authorization para
aprehender ' nucho menos para man
dar g Ia ciudad de Mexico 8 ningdn
civil, como habia dicho que Sc hiciera
cor Lopez Cepeda.
Procedente de Ia capital de Ia Re
piblica lego a esta ciudad JESUS A
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-02-29
I'm EmpIeado pdbhco de
Seattle habla acerca
de SUI enfermedad
FL Sr. Collins es taba sumameutc en-
fermo. gro recobro su salud.
tomando Tanlac.

"Una medicine, GU ehaga tantos
beneficios como Ell Tanla, es dl to-
do recomendable-dijo el Sr. Jno. "
Coullins, que reside en- Seattle, Wasr,
ington, en- ell No. 1914 de East Co
lumbia Street.
"Cuando enpece a tomar Tanlac-
continue diciendo Ell Sr. Collins, es-
taba sacramento enfermo del esto-
mage, ' mi estado era verdadera-
mente deplorable. Mis- alimentos Sc
una gran contidad de gases, yocasio
randome una preston y molestias
insufribles. Todo mi cuerpo pare
cia estar invad. 90 por Ia neuralgia
reumatisno: me dolian todsa mis-
articulaciones, especialmente hacia
Ia parte ~requerisa de Ia espalda,
cerca de los riHones los dolores eran
tan intensos que fificilnente los So
portaba. NADIA me hizo prevecho,
hasta que finalmerte, desesperado
tuve cue renunciar al puesto que ocu-
paba.
probe cuanta medicina me reco-
mendaban, pero ninguna me proper
cion6 el menor alivio, hasta que en-
pecG a tomar Tanlac, Sc inici6 mi
mejoria. II etom ado seis botellas,
V estoy ccmpletamente libre de Ia
neuralgia Y del reumatisno. Mi
apeti to Sc me antoja in experiment
tar despues la menor molestia.
Dnermo como un tronco Y he ganado
veirticinco libras de peso, sintiendo-
me perfectamente en- todos sntidos."
Tanlac sc vende en- San Antonio
por Ia Wagners Drug Co. Y por Ia
Meir's Pharmacy, y por las principa-
les boticas de todas partes.-(Adv).
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-02-29
Al DERREDOR D.
IA guSCRBPCEON
CONTRIBUTION DE LA COLONlA
RESIDENTE EN- DENVER,
COLORADO

Ciento setenta ' Seis dolares, vein
ticiaco centavos, hemos recibldo de
Denver. Colorado, cantidad que nos
ha remitdo ell senior R. Venegas, a
nombre d IN grupo de senoras y Sc
noritas de aquella localidad que or
gsnizaron una velada IiteraTia c hi
cieron, durante asta, n colecta, to-
DO a beneficio de las victimas de los
tembloreS.
La function t~eatral, verificada en- e.
Teatro AUX. el 22 &C Febrero, pro-
dujo la cantidad de ciento seis dola-
res. Y la colecta cue Sc hizo durarte
Ia referida function, por las seaoriJas
Sabina Espinosa. Antonio Gamboa,
Rosa Orona, Maria Carrasco, So
ledad Salas V Cornelia Hernandez, Ia
cantidad de cicnco Duevc d6lares, Gin
cuenta centavos. 10 que do IN total
de ~doscientos ounce d6lares, c~incuen-
To centavOs.
Los gastos importaron Ereinta y
nueye dolares, veinCicinco c~entavos,
como sigue: Teatro, $1,000; mdsica,
| $3.50; gasros &c foro, $3.50: Impues-
20 de Guerra, $1,000 y situaci6D de
giro, SO.25. Quedando IN producto Ii
! guido de S176.25 que es Ia suma de
que damos cuenta.
La siguiente es IA Esta de algunaS
de las personals cuyos Rombres fue-
ron recogidos por las senoritas encar-
gadas de Ia colecta, no a~pareciendo
los de todos los donantes por haberse
rehusado a darlos a conoccr muchas
personals m-anifestando que no era
a~ecesario.
Miss Given, csc; ST.. Carlos Ca
brera, 2.53; Sr. Jose Gallegos, $50;
Sr. Vicente Galindo 100; ST.. Carlos
Ramirez, OPS; Sr Antonio Pinedo,
OPS; ST.. Enrique Luna, 100 ST. Anas
tasio Luna, 200; ST.. JESUS c. Gar
cia, 0.25; Sr. Anastasio UrrutiR, 0.5O;
Sr. Jose G~allegos, 0.50; Sr. Antonio
Vega, O.IO; Sr. Enrique Martinez,
O.IO; Sr. Jesus Terrazas. O.5o; ST.. En-
rique Lopez, 200; Sr. Jose Mendoza,
80; Sr. Ciriaco Lopez, OTIS: ST.. La
FARO Luna, OTIS; Sr. Andres Rodrf-
guez, $50; Sr. Eutimio Truiillo, Obs;
Sr. Nicolas Ochoa, O.5O; Sr. JESUS
YGpez, $50; Sr. JESUS Norence, 0.5O;
Srita. Rosa D. Carrasco, 500; Sr. Nj
colas Arroyo, OBS; Sr. F. T. Yana-
Sc, Gapones) $50; Srita. Margari-
ia Carrasco, 100; Srita. Maria Ayi-
Ia, 0.50.
Ell festival Sc sujer5 al stguierte
~programa: Discourse del senior G. z.
Gamboa, que fue muy aplaudido; re-
presentation de 'Revista Mexicana,'
escrita por ell senior r. Venegas, con
eI siguiente reparto: Patria, Sra. Mar
tinez; Pueblo. Srita. Hernandez; We
racruz, senorita Salas, Carload, Sra.
II. de Gamboa. La revista term!n6 con
IN apoteosis Y IN 0 7 q f16 cantado
por las senoritas Carmen Jimenez,
Dolores Ochoa, Rosa Orona, Corne-
LA Hernandez, Geronimo Morales,
Elfina Urquides, Sabina Espinosa y
Rosa Maria.
Sigui6 ma defamation de Ia melo-
pea "Sobre las Olas" por Ia sehorita
Maria Perez; luego el dialogo Carl
dad, por Ia sonora Tostado = Ia Sc
horita Perez
FL festival termin6 con Ell jarabe
tapatio bailado magistralmente por
las ninas Aurora Cardenas Y Anita
Alvarado.
La direction de see estuvo a
cargo del professor Martin Banuelos
Lopez, quien Sc esforzo por el exito
b~rillarte de Ia function.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-02-29
VIVA LA INDEPENDENCIAl

Nadie quiere ~ de-
pender DE- los peluque.
ros nj rrtenecer Z Ia
clase de los
TURNOS- Nuest-o cor
tabor de pelo DUPLEX
Ia traido csc magni.icc
resultado. y los hombrcs
estan de ~placemes. pucs
les basta peinarse con
nuestro cortador para
dejar arreElaGc su cabe-
10. largo O corto. de
dia 0 de noche, en- ST.
casa. en- ell campo o Ell
eI tren = 4 IL hora en-
cue Sc lc peRue n Ga.
M. Las madrcs pueden
arreglar ell pelo dc sus
nifos evitandoles 81 Pc
ligro de TN contagio poE
me6.- de peines y IA.
vajas por personas de
duGosa salud. Con dos
meseJ de no visitar las
pelucuerias Sc SAGA el
costo &c nuestro corta-
dor. que durara por a
nos. Esta provisto dc
dos cuchillas y cada Gu
chil!a con dos filos.
Puede usar5e tauhien
como navaja de bar6a y
pueden asentarse o rca-
filarse las cuchil!as CO.
mo todas las e segu-
ridad. Una verdader8
ganga por e. precio que
ie hemos fijaGo, de
S2.e0, solo Dor muy p5-
CO tempo. mas 20 cen
tavCs para 81 SECURE y
franquco. Pfdalo hoy
mismo. con O sin di-
nero. I
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-02-29

Para libros en- espanol dirijase
listed a la Casa Editorial Lozar
lis \. Sta Rosa. Ave, San Antonio,
Texas
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-02-29

gustip Castro, quienes conc sc ha in
tornado esta ~postulado para gober-
nador del Estado de Durango por el
Partido Democratico Duranguense.
Aver mismo Sc traslad6 a Gomez
Palacio e. candidto, de donde ira a
Lerdo Y luego a Ia capital del Estado
para ponerse al frente de los trabajos
que Sc hacen en- So favor.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-02-29

Aagia Alta MaEia. prestid:citaclon. sucr
te en- 81 5ueGo. Ell q amor. en- los nrxocics
EecTetos narasilln-oa-
No se thuestre usted cobarde ants q:
r-ob!gna dc Ia VidS- R-mia 10 c.ntayo, an
I
Vega Commission Co.
Scx S9l. HA6ANa- CUBA.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-09

fans hastening to Marguerite Clark movie, and wind up the jazz victrola Then in the soft, steamy, drippy atmosphere of the dance palace, with one door and no windows, the entire population begins it's various wiggle- wobbles showing an inventiveness that would do credit to a Capitol habitue on an all-comers' night.
 What we started out to say was that if those Eskimos have adopted our dances and styles, should we not return the compliment by introducing the older dances of the Arctics into our own bathrooms and dinner-dance "dwans?" Perhaps we should have be- gun the introduction a season earlier while furs were still at the peak, for it would have given many of society's elect an opportunity to display verita- ble fortunes in sealskin trouserettes and boleros and quaint coquettish fur hoods as discreet and intriguing as Mardi Gras masks.
 The Igloo hobble and the Coronation bay strut would have won popularity, we doubt not, on their qualities alone The blubber glide might have a nice smooth effect. and neat step known as the fin and flipper would quite drive out the buck and wing which at present is giving evidence of reap bearing in polite society after long years of relegation to the negro quar- ters and the vaudeville stage.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-09
A LAND OF NO SCHOOLS

went far from shore, catching fish. They lay face down on the surface of the water. swimming easily, with a great economy of motion. turning their heads now and then for a breath of air. and when they saw their prey they dived after it as skillfully as their fathers do and with nearly as much success. Seen against the bright floor of the lagoon with swarms of bril- liantly colored fish scattered before them, they seemed doubtfully human, the children of some forsaken merman rather than creatures who have need of air to breathe and solid earth to stand on. If education is the suitable prep aration for life. the children of the atolls have it at its best and happiest without knowing that it is education. They are skillful in the pursuit and learned in the interests which touch their lives. and one can wish them no better fortune than that they may re- main in ignorance of those who do not"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-09
IGLOO IDEALS

From the New Orleans Times -Picayune. 0F TURN about is fair play, as we
 have long been told, there ought to S be a sudden and radical change in the styles of popular dancing in our centers of terpsichorean art. By that high sounding title we of course in- tend to describe those places where syncopated shiverings are done to the plugged trombone and a silent hour punctuates the de1irious dance to all innovation has, we understand, re- placed the cheek to cheek toddle and other once-honored steps.
 We hasten to explain that a ser geant of the royal Canadian mounted police has just returned from the remote Tree River region, somewhere near the north pole, bearing the in- telligence that jazz and the jazz dance carried thither, none knows how unless by the late airplane foray, have cap tured the Eskimos, men and women alike, and have turned a once fairly solemn people into jazzomaniacs.
 The natives, says the sergeant, re- tain enough common sense to get busy with the seal catching while the seals are plentiful, but the moment they have stripped the skins and packed | away the blubber-to hold it off the market and boost the price-they dash | toward a huge ice igloo like Orlean-
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-09
IN HOTEL LOBBIES
 AND ELSEWHERE
See n New Era

"The people of Tuscaloosa believe the arrival of the Birmingham and the ex- pected arrival of the other steel self propelled barges on the Warrior, to- gether with the early completion of number of high-powered steel tow boats, presages a new era in transpor- tation on the Warrior" declared Sam F. Clabaugh, assistant to the president of the City National bank of Tusca- loosa, who was in Birmingham yester- day. For many years the people of Tuscaloosa have been working and waiting for that day when the Warrior would become one of the greatest in- land waterways in America, and they believe now that day is not far dis tant. Long before the people of Bir- mingham became interested in the pos abilities of river traffic, Tuscaloosa men were working for the development of the river. With the installation of ample river craft of the most approved type, and the construction of proper fa- cilities for loading and unloading freight at the ports and at all the river points in Alabama, the Warrior is de- stined to become a really great freight carrier. It will be more appreciated when it is able to relieve the railroads of the burden or carrying the heavy and freight, enabling them to handle with efficiency the higher grade and lighter commodities"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-09

the hour comes for them to assert themselves they will become 8 dominant factor in the direction of world affairs.
 Stretching from ocean to ocean across two continents, with a population nearing 2oO,oOo,oo0, un- educated. uninformed, yet virile and with great reserve physical strength, they may use their vast and as yet unmeasured resources to rule the world. If the develop ment is normal and allows the path which other nations have fol- lowed we can in the light of his- tory see where she will lead. But if Q Russia continues in the future to be as abnormal as she has been in the past, then is there reason for anxiety, for, do what we will; the time may come when she will have within her keeping the last phase z of earth's civilization.
 Will Russia ever find herself ano hake off the incubus of bolshevism which threatens civilization? That is ! question no one can answer now Other nations can only watch and vait. They have learned the folly f misdirected interference.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-09
HE GOT THE SPIRIT

From Everybody's Magazine.
 There's a suburban home whose own- CTS principal delight is in keeping it spick and span. After dinner he and a guest were smoking on the front lawn. The guest, after lighting his cigar, threw the burned match to the ground.
 "Oh, wouldn't do that Georgen said the host.
 ''Why notT asked the guest, sur- prised-
 Tt spells the appearance of a place." was the answer. Its just those little things that make a place look bad"
 The guest smoked his cigar in si- lence for a minute. Then. without a word, he got up from his chair, walked down the road and disappeared He returned in short while and his host asked:
 Why. where have you been. Georger'
 "Oh, I just went down to throw my cigar ashes in the river" said George.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-09
E E Y
Montgomery Going Out
 for White Farmers

7 INSTEAD of deploring loss of pop ulation incident to the emigration of negroes to the north, the citizens of Montgomery county have raised a fund of $1O0,00O with which to ad- vertise for desirable white settlers to take the place of the negroes.
 Montgomery county has really splendid roads, some of the very best in the south. Its schools are excel lent. Over good roads children are taken long distances in auto trucks to school in the morning and brought back to their homes in the evening.
 Cattle raising in Montgomery county is done at a minimum of cost on pas lures that are almost 12 months green and rich. The greatest variety of field and forage crops may be raised and several crops year may be grown on the same acreage. Intelligent white farmers, doing their own work, will make 500 acres of land produce what 2,000 acres have done under the negro tenant system.
 There is fine manhood in south Alabama, It stood to reason that it would meet the problem that negro emigration brought about. It has more than met it; it has paved the way for a new era of progressive farming.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-12-09
LUKE ArLUKE SAYS

It doesn't matter how cold it gets. the girl who is wearing her first dia- mond ring doesn't need gloves.
 A young man can steal kisses. But an old man has to buy them.
 Before a girl has her voice cultivated you can't hear her yelling more than a half mile away. But after she has it cultivated you can hear her yelling for mile and a half.
 Some people leave old common sense in the stable for weeks at a time. But they do not forget to exercise old dam foolishness every day.
 The reason why girl hates to be built like the corset model in the ad- vertisements is because candidate hates to get votes. The stork assigned to the Spanish royal family must have busted wing or gone lame. We haven't heard from him in almost two years. Away down in his heart every man expects about $9,000.0O0 worth of grat- itude for nine cents worth of charity. The trouble with having women on the juries is that some day husband and his wife are going to get on the
 same jury. And that will mean hung jury.
 A man has so much to worry about right here that he lets his wife do most of the worrying about the hereafter. Another damli Once upon a time i there was a man who could tell his troubles without exaggerating them. | If woman has clock in the house I it is either half an hour fast or a quar- ! ter of an hour slow, she can't remember
 which.