The Butler weekly times and the Bates County record. (Butler, Mo.) 1918-1950, 1920-01-01

~ you are all ted up
on good things tn
- ~ eat. Il, well a., t!,c
good will and good wishes oi yoilr
friends. Good wishes are all have,
to oiler and while they AMI as ii(nn
as turkey and SIGH they are urt 50
productive ol Nightmares a, minrr plt,
aud >,uiiin' / nal So many n>ita-
tioll, that J. was afraid o' ua&ii,'
somebody mad~ii cat with the 9TH
cr. SO eat at home and wal:t 10
say to those who invited me that my
loss vas shurely their gain II 81;
feel the effects oi ray MAS t;ruer
ani can't write III my nsHal NsHrt+/
>tylt---but there j. a boss Io@t'5t
handy and | hope to reduce t. my
normal size soon, ii any %. ga
haze more spar riN. and 1'ac'l h'htcs
ll mean hogs bones y'N, viii ind
Il basket on my back porch. Need 1
say anything more
Seems like nearly everybody :>;4:ot
4 N hat they wanted this Nnae.,..
whole lot Of women" gol. flis,ljln'ls,
Talsu Il lot OF other" hu> hantf> cot
divorces.
Noah, the ark '.iildcr. WASH Sc
ALFRED mach smarter chan "k4cr
folks. but he had SENSE enough. to
oct III owl OF the wei.
Nhy is Il .hcalachc: Adv. Tic
answer is simple and it, this Ma
,t,rc ;tbhor> a vacuum" 50 ii. an. of
You have a hcadachc, don't tell ANY
body.
"hr.,zc for the Kitchen ~ttra1
line. Me iur the kitchen who "ants
IA first r1a,s cook,
$50 1!ann. She Kissed the Iu:luc'.
,lr4d)jur The story went on i,
sa, tl,a, 4 yo1np woman (in., mar
rirdl ,r,cd a, above stated AMI !
viii be wil1iu' TO Kiss most anv!lodv
. who iii unite the knot,
II was -, 1r.nnn Thar ,s,, \d.r, IN
,i>rnJ,!,1r lIy,,,;n,, >o> saw. a
prominent authority. q vel, wa '.i,c
tvas II matters NOT Tho frt,it
, ma, hive bc,u an ample. 4 ,rn.i or
!, ,llrrir. Tie i2rt REMAINS, \da,n
was tnjd TO mot touch IT, He. rDn.:
} 4 chance and los, and we arr, pa, IN.
| ">,,;n or Shoot" as SUGGESTED bv
e. Gcurral Wood listens Good, hrt Vl,y
NO, say plumb safe hv >huptin' :;rst
) and shin aj,rrwarI
. Ii ca, a New York NJ. - 'n~,nrt,b
rs ciy;li,a,i,u progresses vonr,, Ne
--cuA..r- luuulicr 1us1 cant h,lp icclla,
that ,hi, part ii the country ,ana
{ cs,eciallv INV home town. IS nrc,tf
y blamed n;ul civilized
:, Sneok;n's al vui,,rs , party' ,ai,i tn
{ me ,hr,iv II have beard ,,r,ers
j whose voices would III Cnn,cnt;n,.
Han" $50" rcplied "N,li |
irst want TO tell van, chat no.,,.
heard SINGER, whose voices y .,,lo
'tn,nty !, 4 whole lnt ul,;rL,l y,.s
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{ ,I. 90" Inn :" 49,. 10y
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- '"' ''"'
:. PIE WHr /" 'i''h'y. preat HAT tho
- ""r'd - "'r"il civilized.
) Il n"1cr, sad friend t. iuG.
= that \''n a'MayN eat NOR" wien
1 away nom rome t'1an you ID 1T
nome, why; WE'LL says ITS
like tins, was engaged IN business
i"r ! GOOD many years and '~r'llcd
TIE h H. @: r"nnln every body Il rs
>trit Town, sec: lie saw.
We axe '"'d that II Is NOR blessed
t." give tina" +" receive Possibly
TINS i even so, 't"Wtrrr wan, to
be "Ii"ird IS rayln II Is Il !crnca
- ~ 'hcApti ~ DC ON the "~'"}>ln
end at Anlas tine:
\"' tnHtent WITH dcrrlvl.s Ii. al
""i ingl,l cas- ana ON '';.''i:,r :
M":h'": p'""'L'1,"n ais" !.lsivcs
rs Ct '.ie t'''i" hon"rrd custom nt
>"tar'n oil.
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