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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-15
ANTI-BOOzE CAMPAIGN
PLANNED IN ENGLAND

London, Nov. 14.-To combat
excessive use of Intoxicating liquor
in England, campaign will be in
augurated shortly by the Fellow
ship of Freedom and Reform,
whose chief planks in their plat
form will be individual freedom
true temperance, reform of the
public house and abolition OF
drunkenness.
The new organization has fol-
vice presidents the Earl of Den
bigh, the Dean of Exeter, Sir Altreo
Fripp, surgeon in ordinary to the
king, the Archbishop of yelling
ton, Sir Arthur Cope, Henry Arthur
Jones and j. w. Locke. ......
1t is said not to be the intention
of the Fellowship to interfere will
w. f. ("Pussyfoot") Johnson il
the way of breaking up his meet
ings when he comes from Scotland
5ut to so educate the public that i
will be unnecessary for him to re-
turn to England.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-15

| material, but the choice seems to
lie with the Colossus of Rhodes.
His bulk would be of unquestioned
| value in any line. As a substitute
of which any team might be proud,
would suggest Cyclops. He
should be able to keep his eye on
the ball.
The position of Quarterback on a
team such as being selected is one
of extreme Importance and would
require high qualities of leadership
and unusual administrative abili-
ties. For this position, no one
would excel Napoleon. He would
also act as captain of the aggre-
cation.
History affords a most marvel
| Gus pair of half backs in julius
| Caesar and Alexander the Great.
When it comes to ground gaining,
they simply could not be eXcelled
Alexander sitting under the goal
posts weeping because he could
only run one hundred yards for a
| touchdown would be a familiar
sight in any contest. Wilhelm, ex-
emperor of Germany, has been
chopping kindling wood for sew
eral months and is reported to he
in the pink of condition. He would
| serve as a substitute ground gamer
| in case either Caesar or Alexander
| lost their ambition.
In the modern style of play,
where the forward pass is of such
! Importance, the selection of Mer-
curry and Pegasus for ends would
practically dictate the choice of
| Thor as fullback. He would do the
forward passing, and after his long
experience with thunderbolts, he
should find no trouble in hurting
the pigskin. ....
The position of coach is almost
too important to give to any one
man unless he be provided with
good assistants. For head coach,
Dante would seem to possess un-
usual qualifications. Profanity has
long been the stock in trade of
coaches, and Dante should be able
to hold his own in that respect.
Stonewall Jackson would be en-
ployed as line coach, while Herbert
Hoover, who started the war gar
den movement, would be director
fOr the DaCk flelu. ne JdHlLOl
from the Tower of Babel would act
as Interpreter
For head linesman, no name
seems to have as many favorable
attributes as that of Herbert Spen-
Ger. His mighty line would sure
" be needed for such mighty
team Boswell would be official
scorekeeper and Ridpath would
prepare a running (yard) account
of the games. Judas would be
asked to be present in order that
piece of silver might be provided
for the toss-up at the start of con-
tests.
And when the team was all nice
" drilled and groomed, Marconi
would he elected corresponding
secretary, especially charged with
the task of wirelessing a challenge
to the all-star eleven from Mars.
NOTHING makes girl so tired
| as to have to sit ont dance,
DON FULANO.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-15
TO SANTA FTANS.

Suns just a boiling right down;
Santa Fe doing at noon.
Darn little pretty old town.
Some of it built too soon.
Native son, rolling his own,
Says 'gainst a Wide-open door.
Sol smiling bright from his throne
CAS- l may have remarked before.)
Dobe huts baked to a brown;
Dobe huts retinted pink.
Nature adapted to art.
Why is it done, do you think?
Houses of Spanish design
Restored in the Santa Fee
style.
History altered by art.
q repeat every once in a while.)
Palace where governors sat
Spanish ones, you will recalD
Now restored Indian style.
The conquered won out, after all
Santa FEES building anew,
Slapping the Spaniards we love
And nature and history, too,
CAS- | think | remarked above
Spanish in glory and name,
Santa Re trims the old lamp,
Tears down the symbols of Spain,
Puts on the Santa F'e stamp.
What if De Vargas came back,
Proud of Castilian lore?
Buildings RESTORED" he would say:
Just as l found it before!"
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-15
IF BACKACHY Or
KIDNEYS BOTHER
Eat less meat and take a
glass of Salts to flush out
kidneys = Drink plenty
water,

Uric acid in meat excites the KID
neys, they become overworked; get
sluggish. ache, and feel like Jumps
Of lead. The urine becomes cloudy;
the bladder is irritated, and you
may be obliged to seek RELIEF two
or three times during the night.
When the kidneys clog, you must
helm them flush off the body's url-
nous waste or you'll be real sick
person shortly. At first you feel a
dull misery in the kidney region.
you suffer from backache. SICK
headache, dizziness. stomach gets
sour, tongue coated and you feel
rheumatic twinges when the
weather is bad.
Eat less meat. drink lots or
water; also get from any pharma-
cist four ounces of Jad salts; take
tablespoonful in glass OF water
before breakfast for few days and
your kidneys will then act fine.
This famous salts is made from the
acid of grapes and lemon juice,
combined with lithia, and has been
used for generations to clean clog
ged kidneys and stimulate them to
normal activity, also to neutralize
the acids in urine, so 1t no longer
is a source of irritation, thus end
ing bladder weakness.
Jad Salts is inexpensive. cannot
lIniure: makes a delightful effer-
vescent Whitewater drink which
everyone should take now and then
to keep the kidneys clean and ac-
tive. Druggists here say they sell
lots of Jad Salts to folks who be-
lieve in overcoming kidney trousls
whiIe 1t ID only trouble.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-15
CLAIMS DRY LAW
ISM 7 OBSERVED
BY DENvER|TES
One third of the families Are
Violating the National
Amendment, Pro Enforce
ment officer States.

Denver, Colo, Nov, l4.-One-
third of the families in Denver are
violating the national prohibition
amendment, declared Frank j. Me-
dina, federal prohibition enforce
ment officer of Colorado, in com
menting today on the home-breW
ruling from Washington.
Mr., Medina declared that his Of
flee could not muster a sufficient
number of officers and deputies to
remedy the situation. and he added
that he did not see how the rullns
prohibiting the sale of hops and
malt extract could be enforced, IN
asmuch as both were used by
householders in cooking.
"One-third of the families In
Denver have in their possession in
toyicating 1iquor-whiskey, beer
wine or cider-in violation of the
national prohibition law" Mr. Me-
dina said
II am putting it mildly when l
saw that only one-third of the
homes in Denver have home breWed
jntoxfcants stored in them, 1t is
probable that the proportion IS con-
sidcrably greater.
"The number of persons in Den
YER who are violating the law Is
nothing short of appalling. This of
flee cannot muster enough OFFICERS
and deputies to make the required
investigations. This fact is largely
responsible for the n-prosccutior
of lawbreakers.
Mr., Medina said he did not see
how the prohibition of sale of hops
and malt extract and other ingrc
dents could be enforced. He sale
hons and malt extracts are used ii
cooking and that certainly the sale
of Yeast and sugar, also used II
| manufacturing liquor, could not b'
prohibited.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-15
Acknowledgements
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do but soak itself the long years
through, and dodge the bigger fish
that strive to catch and swallow it
alive. There's no place for a fish
to 60, no lecture hall or movie
show, l have a sympathy profound
for all the fish that scoot around
and ply their fins and wag their
tails the sharks, the devilfish, the
whales. l would invite them from
the deep, and give them beds In
which to sleep, and places where
they might get dry, and noggins of
dcnatured rye, but they can't I'M
dcrstand the tongue in which the
Invitations sprung. And, maybe. as
they see me stand in solemn gran
dcur on the land, they wonder why
I don't wade in, and like them
WELD the trenchant fin.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-15
EOOTRAILnE LUXE.

In a recent issue of IAN illus
trated magazine four veteran
coaches pick all-time all-American
football teams. They would readi-
ly admit, however. that the game
has changed in few decades and
that the men who were stars in
1890 might not be today.
SO I'll go back farther and, seek
ing my candidates from the he
roes of myth and legend, l shall
settle upon an all-time all-world
eleven.
For ends, the pick of the field
would be Mercury and Pegasus. In
these DAYS when the forward pass
has come to be one Of the chief
instruments of attack, their fleet
ness would be invaluable. 1t would
also be easy to fly over the OPP
ponents interference and down
the runner.
For tackles, Ajax and Achilles
seem to have the call. Both would
be heavy. fast and shifty Special
protection could be provided for
Achilles heel, although it might be
somewhat difficult for him to be-
come well heeled in this country.
Like prize fights, though, the foot
ball matches could be staged in
Havana where there would be no
difficulty. On tackle around plays
Ajax could easily carry the whole
team, and do it with relief after
supporting the world on his should
ers for few centuries.
Guards: BarbarOssa and Her
cules. Barbarossa's beard would De
excellent protection for trick plays
while Hercules should prove a
tower of strength.
For center, there is a wealth OF
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-15
PAPERS FIT FOR THE HOME.

The indecent editor of the New Mexico State
Republican, used indecent figure of speech in his
paper in an effort to characterize the editor of the
Journal.
A local evening sheet, purpOrtng to be a family
newspaper, fit to go into the hands of women and
children allowed its spleen toward us to outweigh
it's moral and reproduced the article Saturday
night on its editorial page.
The presence of the item in the Republican was
harmless, as reads it. We are shocked that
our neghbor would far forget the proprietes due
the public to reproduce it.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-15
CLIFFORD INVESTIGATES.
CHAPTER CLVII.


I called up Clifford's club. He
had not been there that evening the
telephone boy told me. l then tried
the Gates Hotel; often he met bust
ness men there. They had not seen
him.
I'VE MUST find him!" Elsie de-
clarcd shivering, Il won't dare go
to bed until he comes home"
but / don't know hesitated.
Was that true? Didn't l feel sure
that should | call Mabel Horizons
| would find him? Should l try?
answered myself by hanging UP the
receiver. If I must be Inundated
would he no party to it. There was
no need-yet of letting Elsie know
that Clifford spent his evenings
especially this evening, the first
of my return with another woman.
Come on then let's get dressed
and sit uD for him." Elsie urged
81 am almost frightened to death"
| willingly followed her lead, but
lust as we were dressed Clifford
came. He listened to our eXplana-
lions, also to Elsie's description OF
how | tried to find him on the tele-
phone.
"You must tell us where to find
YOU Clifford, when you go out" she
finished with all the freedom of a
near relative.
"Where did you phone?" Clifford
asked looking at me.
'The Club, and The Gates" l an
sWered.
THAT all?"
yes. Why?"
ooh, nothing-only you know l
do not like to be called unless it is
necessary. he told me with a
meaning look.
We said nothing more and Cliff
ford searched the house thoroughly
but could find no evidence that
anyone had been there save the
open window; which he was in
clined to believe Kate had left
open.
Mildred Anglers Clifford.
After we went up stairs [ re-
marked to Clifford:
you were at Mrs. Horizons, to-
night, weren't yOu?"
Did you telephone there?" he
asked, flushing angrily.
Mo- didn't care to have Elsie
know that the very first evening
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-15

adventure, the muskrat lady house
keeper made answer, but am
going over to help Mrs. WibbleWob-
Bile, the duck lady, sew a bedquilt,
and | can walk part way with you.
"Delighted! exclaimed the bum
nv rabbit, so he and Miss Fuzzy
Wuzzy set off together over the
snow.
"Dou you think you will have an
adventure today, Uncle Wiggily?"
asked Nurse Jane, when they were
about half way to Mrs. Wibble-
wobble's house.
II hope So" answered the bum
ny uncle, and he had to twinkle his
pink nose twice as fast, as a snow
flake fell on it from a sassafras
bush just then, tickling Uncle Wig
gily.
Then the old gentleman rabbit
happened to look down, and when
he saw some marks in the snow,
Mr.. Longears caught hold of Nurse
Jane by the paw and whispered:
1--WE had better not go on any
farther! We'd better go right back
to our hollow stump bungalow and
STAY there until PerCiVal, the Po-
liceman Dog, can arrest him.
ARREST who?" asked Nurse Jane.
I don't see anybody who needs ar
resting"
II don't exactly see him my
self" spoke Uncle WiggiIy. "But
here are the marks of his paws and
claws in the snow, and he cannot be
far Off"
"Who is it?" asked Nurse Jane
as she took hold of her sewing
scissors that were in her dress
pocket.
at is Bob Cat" whispered the
! bunny rabbit. And he is no rela'
, ton to Tommy, Joie and Kittie Kat
the pussy children. This Bol
Cat is a wild chap--a lynx he il
sometimes called, and he Is very
fond of gentleman rabbits ant
muskrat ladies"
ooh, then, if he likes us it is al
right" said Nurse Jane, as she
| looked at the tracks in the snow
II shall be pleased to meet Bol
Cat"
"And he'd be glad to see us,
said Uncle Wiggily. But if we &c
back easy like and careful per-
haps he will not find us"
"But why don't you want him tt
find us?" asked Nurse Jane. "Yol
say he is fond of gentleman rab'
bits and muskrat ladies and"
Eyes, he is altogether TOO font
of u.s." exclaimed the bunny
| 1t ,ihh1s
us, And you know, as we'll as | do
that it isn't any fun to be bitter
by wild Bob Cat, or lynx"
81 suppose it isn't" agreed Mis-
Fuzzy Wuzzy.
II KNOW it isn't" declared
Uncle Wiggily, positive like ant
doubtless. Come on, we must &c
hack. I'll look for an adventure
some other day, and you can hell
Mrs. Wibblewobble another time.
SO he and Nurse Jane, the musk
rat lady carrying her scissors
needle and thread, started bach
over the snow. They saw on the
white ground many marks of tho
naws and claws of the Bob Cat
but they hoped he had run fai
| away.
All of a sudden, however. there
| was a sort of a snarl and a var,
and a growl and a rowl behind {
big stump, and out on top of il
Jumped wild animal, sort of yellow
in color. with black spots ant
stripes on his fur. He had a very
short '.bobbed'' tail, and that was
why he was called Bob Cat. And
on his ears were little tassels, Oh
ttfts, of hair, like fringe.
y"Ah, good morning, Uncle Wig
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-15
Bedtime Stories
For Little Ones
(By Howard II. Garls.)
Copyright, 1920. by Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.)
UNCLE WIGGMY AND BOB CAT


One day when there was snow
on the ground in Woodland, near
the Orange Ice Mountains where
Uncle Wiggily had his hollow stump
bungalow, the old gentleman rab-
bit started out to look for an ad-
venture.
eff you will kindly wait mo-
ment I'll go with you" said Nurse
Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, as she saw I'm
Gle WiGgily take down his red,
white and blue striped rheumatism
CrutCh off the clock shelf.
"Ot course, I'll wait for you,
Nurse Jane" said Mr.. Longears,
very politely IL didn't know you
wanted to have an adventure,
also"
at isn't exactly that / want an
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-11-15

A Milwaukee girl was sure Cox
would be elected, absolutely. AS a
penalty for her mistaken judgment
she had to walk down the main
street smoking a cigarette.
The Marietta journal. (Marietta, Ga.) 1918-1944, 1920-07-09
Resourceful MESSENGER.

A sentry, WHO was stationed at a
certain gate with strict orders to adj
NIT no one, was approached by an
Irishman. HALT" said the sentry.
Mickey looked at him in surprise.
Faith, an what am 7 TO halt for?'
he said. "No one is allowed in there"
came the reply. But sure | must go!
I've note for his 'anner the kurnel."
Cant help it." said the sentry. mo
one is allowed in there without a
pass" But tell ye l must go in"
said Mickey "sure the glniral himself
sent me-" Cant help who sent YOU"
said the other; you can't go in"
swell, them" came Mickey's -eply,
"gimme me the gun an you take the
note, and wen manage foinely"
The Marietta journal. (Marietta, Ga.) 1918-1944, 1920-07-09
Must Turn to Home Gardens.

With the winters wheat crop prom
Using a yield of 24S million bushels
less than last year, and the govern
ment warning the public that nearly
all of the old wheat now In stock Is
of inferior grade and of low milling
quality, and Indications pointing tore
duced acreage of spring wheat, the
country needs to be aroused quickly
to the danger of an inadequate food
supply. With new potatoes selling in
Florida at $40 to $50 barrel, or three
times what was formerly considered
a good price, we must once more turn
to the home garden as an aid to the
nations food supply. And the sooner
the country understands this situa-
ton and its danger the better 1t will
he for manufacturers Record
The Marietta journal. (Marietta, Ga.) 1918-1944, 1920-07-09
CLEAN UP UMSIGHTLY SPOTS
Rubbish Piles Are Very Much Out Of
Place in Any CITY of High
Aspirations.

In the good old days before we got
so absorbed in running the universe
and contemplating the cost of living,
we used to pay more attention to such
homely matters as cleaning the streets
and tidying up the yards, remarks the
Kansas City Star. DR.. e. H. Bullock,
health director, has called attention
to our deficiencies in his appeal for a
cleanup.
OF course premises ought to be kept
tidy all the time. There is no excuse
for accommodating piles of ashes and
tin cans. Still, in this frail world such
things as rubbish piles do exist. That
being the case, it is better to clean up
spring and fall than never to clean up
ut all.
Most persons who get about town
will testify to the general tidiness
of yards. The average family takes
pride in the appearance Of we'll
kept lawn. But an occasional Stacker
may disfigure whole block. One I'M
kempt place will nuIlify the efforts of
the entire neighborhood
Let's not be a black spot on the
'eighborhood map. Let's clean up!
The Marietta journal. (Marietta, Ga.) 1918-1944, 1920-07-09
Loop and Elevated AeriaIs.

An extensive research on radio
transmission and reception with vari.
Gus types of aerials has been in prog
ress at the bureau Of standards. Wash
ington. d. G., says the Scientific Amer
lean. One of the most interesting
questions at the present time is as to
the relative advantages of the an
tenna. or usual type of elevated aerial
and the smaller coil aerial or "loop."
This question is answered by the
studies of the bureau. The small coil
aerial has many advantages, but is
usually not so powerful transmitting
and receiving device as the antenna
type of aerial. 1t may. however. have
50 much lower resistance than the an
tenna that 1t is equal to 1t in trans
and receiving value.
The Marietta journal. (Marietta, Ga.) 1918-1944, 1920-07-09
Hollow Bricks in ENGLAND.

A new brick that has recently been
introduced in England is nearly five
times as large as an ordinary brick,
but in comparison is much less heavy
and is easily handled. The lighter
weight results from the following out
of the brick to provide air layers. By
the shaping of the ends the existence
of joints running all the way through
the wall is avoided. The brick is, as
rule, made of one part of cement
and four parts sand by simple hand
machinery. Three men can make
enough bricks in day to build 400
to 500 square feet of wall. A further
economy is effected by the manner of
laying the walls, inasmuch as the ends
and bottoms of the bricks need only
be dipped in a thin lime mortar mixed
with a small amount of cement. If
laid in the usual way the air channels
in the bricks would become filed
Scientific American.
The Marietta journal. (Marietta, Ga.) 1918-1944, 1920-07-09
BIG ULCER
ALL HEALED

Here is another letter that makes me
happy" says Peterson, of Buffalo. "One
that would rather have than thousand
dollars.
Money isn't everything in this world.
There is many a big hearted, rich man
who would give all he has on earth to be
able to produce. a remedy with such
mighty healing power as Petersons ONT
ment. to sell at all druggists for 60 cents
large box"
Dear Sirs:--
II was an untold sufferer from old run
ming sore and ulcers l had tried most
everything without any relief from pain
A friend told me of your wonderful ONT
ment and the first box took away the
pain that had not left me before In years,
and after using just nine collars worth
of the salve am cured. The ulcer was
inches by 61s inches, is all healed and L
can walk. Never, never will be without
Peterson's again.
you may use this to recommend your
ointment, II you wish. I cannot say enough
to praise it, Yours truly, Mrs. Albert
Southcott, Medina, N. Y Mail orders
filled by Peterson Ointment Co., Inc, Buff
falo, N. Y.
The Marietta journal. (Marietta, Ga.) 1918-1944, 1920-07-09
BIGGEST Man in Africa.

Compared with Patrick O'Connor,
Albert Brough, who died short time
ago, and, who owing to his seven feet
seven@inches, was reported to be the
tallest man in the world, was a mid
get. OConnor, who is at present in
South Africa, is stated to be the big
gest man on earth, veritable modern
Hercules. O'Connor is almost eight
feet high, and a person six feet six
inches high can walk beneath his arms
when outstretched horizontally. He
has a chest measurement of 80 inches
and weighs 375 pounds, while the ring
which adorns the index finger of his
right hand is so large that a 50-cent
piece can pass easily through it.