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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-30
Four SLAVES For lie

In our 35c tube is enough Palmolive for about I52
shaves. That's more than shaves for 1c This
would be tempting in any shaving lather. But
coupled with these astonishing results it is changing
the shaving habits of thousands.
These discoveries hard to conceive but so easy
to prove that we do not hesitate to make this free
offer. Help yourself to the coupon printed below and
get Several-Shave Tube of Palmolive without cost
from any druggist named in the following list.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-30

FL PAsO. TEx-The Audrey Pharmacy.
Butehisky Drug Store.
r Paso Drug Co.
Faracia Eoderrio.
Ideal Pharmacy.
Kelly & Pollard.
Longs Pharmacy.
A. L Nicholson
Palace Drug Co.
Peoples Pharmacy.
Popular Dry Goods Co
Rolston Pharmacy.
san Ignacia Drug Store.
San Jacinto Pharmacy.
scott-White Drug CO.
Sun Drug Co.
Wards Pharmacy.
Warner Drug Co.
Williams Drug CO.
ALAM0-Alarno Drug store.
ALBASF-Lieb & sons.
ALPINE-AiQhine Drug CO.
ANGLEION-AuEIeto Drug Co.
AhNONO-Rossen Bros. Drugs
lN6ION--Reynolds Drug Co.
AIhEAe-J. J. Powers Drug Co.
AJBhEk-Aubrey Drug Co.
BARRY-Goiden Rule Drag Store.
BAY CtIN-Huston's Drug Co.
Matagorda Pharmacy.
BEAU9lOSr-Commac Pharmacy.
BEAlM0NT-Grlmes & Hurst
BEAUMONT-Keith Drug Co.
Orleans Drug Store.
Park St Drug Co.
Post Office Pharmacy
2. L Roberta
Thames Drug Co
BECkNILLE-Corner Drug Store
bEEhiLLE-Ballard Drug Stora
Aarsleu Drug Co.
BELI0N-Thomas A. Cook Co.
BIG SPRINGS. D. Biies-
IGWEILS-Pickett Brothers.
BLAAkEI-Ernest Allen
BLESSING. L. Hoffman.
BLOOMBURG-J- A. Simmons.
BLOetOM-J. D. Dlclrey & Son
BOEhNE-W. J. WiIke
BOGATA-Nhitten- Hardware CO
B0NliAM-I- q Peler-
BOWIE-Kiisreass Drug Co.
BhAAHEAk-J. A. Mckay.
BhOOkELAND-J. H Letuev
BROWNsflILE-W- G. KiIlmau.
WOOD-NailoW Drug store.
HRJNTE-Hayley & Johnson
BUREHURNETT-Cor Drug Store.
West End Drug Store
UkNErn-Guthrie Drug Co.
CALDWEIL-Holoks Brofhers.
CAMEHOS-Avera Drug Store.
CAMPBEi4-H- c. Woodward.
CAMPHELlTON-Joh Campbell & sons
CARRIZO SPRINGS-cny Drug CO.
CAHTnA 6E-Panola Drug Co.
CENTER. C. Rogers Drug Co.
10y HoEerA
Stripping a Armstrong.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-30
The PaImoive Company Milwaukee U. s. A.
KANSAS CITY MO-
ANY of These Stores VIII Give SeUahaUe Coupon Bew:

TOM BEAN-Vlser a Sen
TROGA-Trogl Drug Co
TusCOLA. TEX. W Mccormick
TNLER-R T. Bryan
Caldwell. Hughes. Delcy Allen
Coker Drug Co.
Peoples Drug stora
UGALDE-FIsher BrotherL
Barnhaiu DRUG CO.
VaLERIA-D. II. Cole.
VALLEY 1IILLS-lIcoseu Drag store
VALLEY NIEW-Naley View Drug c.
City dug Co.
VERNON y Drug stora
Fergerson Drug Co
erktns-Timherlaze Drug CO.
Neru1n Drug Co.
NICToRIA-Heiuzes Pharmacy
WACO-Austin Ave Drug Store.
Ccrter's Drug store
j. z Guthrie.
Hardin-Eeny Drug Co.
McGaretys Drug Store.
New Temple Drug Co
Oriental Drug store.
Praetorlan Drug Co.
W. n Reeves q Co
Rohrer DRUG Co.
smith Bros. Drug Co
Stetler drug CO.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-30

WALNUT sPRINGs-Guzt-r 1Eera. O.
WATEINS-CIty Pharm1sy.
WEBBING WAIER-NaieF DruT O.
WEulER-FarmsrE Drug stufa-
II. = Pilot
HELLTSGTOE-CIty Drug Etcre-
HEsT-West Pharmacy.
WHITEsBoRO-suman-y crEvs- DruE
WICHITA FALLs-llnfora Esrussa Drus
Company.
miller Drug scarA
1c TO 500 store
Pa1aea Drug Co.
shaw ChamherA
Upton DRUG store.
WSNsBORO-R- n. Robinson-
Denny Drug CO.
WINONA-Shiriey q MlL.
WORTHAM-City Drug 1tcrA
lrunroe Brcthara.
WOLFE CTTF-strurg BrotE>zl
ZEPHTR-J. r Gclla
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-30
To End Mistakes in Shaving

In the Palno1ive Laboratories we studied years to
overcome the faults in shaving. We tried 80 for
mulas before we mastered every problem.
Palmoive Shaving Cream is the final formula
the scientific solution. 1t does what every man
attempts with hot towels lotions and finger rubbing.
Such things with Palmoive are not needed.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-30
Stays Foamy 10 Minutes

Hot towels and rubbing in lather with the fingers
mean delay. We felt there was a scientific way to
make the beard cut easily without that; and found
it. Palnolive Cream removes the natural oil-coat
from the hair the moisture penetrates and softens
quickly.
Because it stays thick and creamy 10 minutes
Palmolive makes relathering unnecessary. A cream
so prolific that mere bit the brush fathers up
25O-fold
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-30

CARPETS CLEANED the best way
By the best cleaners. WILSON-1IIL-
LICAN Plant 2. Phone 7S6.-AdT.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-30

The Photo Shop-for better kodak
finishing-scott White Drug Store
Mills BldE-AdT.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-30
Both Lather and Lotion

Since earliest history Palm and Olive oils have been
priced toilet lotions. Blended in Palnoive Shay
ing Cream they form a soothing cleansing lather.
ather that lubricates between the skin and blade,
so man can shave close without scraping.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-30
By v. K. Cassidy, B. s., M. S, Chief Chemist

This means shave that lasts all day-that makes
the face feel satn-smooth.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-30

VIII turn around into full view.
Draw from one 70 two and 80 on to
the end.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-08
NO. 2S


= 3eo~A l.'so Isl z = GEE.
IN ehsse dST5 Wen everything q
'''e Wosta SEEMS p laNe gone tors.
'os1F WIN war, 1t : Interesting p
r9'i some ol 1i'e psopiieSie utieral}ee
ot ,'f2Afs. II You please 70 call then
Sasa sun, q lea'i,ils men IN thought wiso
long since have gone hence and
sep unconscious of the volcano
! s'1'..oa % Rlo'a @a'eh ha 9sen tear
~ i'''.'ens - i'- f. f.sia Iie
- Z 9, s. 'isSsts,''e q oi. <.
.'s''''sSA i2'sYe ,Ss'.l5e.1ee' tor
s...'i-e = W @ nus atasioas &c de-
~ .l'7 iNe1se as n'any nIesea'
% - 2 tS@ 70 leai it
as2t 70 ae fEe s-liG:
81 see a Wollj ynera tl,-,onas l7s-
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-08
HOGS Is nnGs

Nothing, outside of the movies
n'--cles the stoly of hogs as a get
'ich-quieh proposition. The wonder is
Tai 1o9s are not all hog Inhabited,
that ealks are rot given up to pig
~e!ics, and that grunts do not drown
the drone of other industries. For
tlnate The man that owns hog;
opplcnt The man who owns a pair!
Think Of the possibilities of hog
husbandry these halcyon days. Think
wish what readiness the pig of today
is q 29o-pound, $40 citizen. in three
months. Think cf the proud parents
Of today who may have ten little ones
batweea the eouinoyes, a ton OF pork
to th9ir credit little later, and vet,
other bless ncs soen to follow. Not
only th!s. blt remember that pig pro
genH nlnltiplies, yea. as the measles
spread. Yes. pi&s is pigs, million.
4 ton Of ries ia three months, from
tsa nlrscry, is 9A0a more. not to men
jion tie ol1 fotiss at home, perhaps
$40 besides Where can yoa inves 3
the latter snn and make SO much, wit
ca9i5el secure? 1t can't be done. A
twenty cents, hogs make compounti
interest money look ike the roll yea
lost 81 the races; they make a glide
money temple look like a lonely banR
at the North Pole, a steam-drive.,
cash register look like a Stacker.
IS it any wonder the farmer ride.
t. town in his limousine, swing
Trough his fields on a canopied ham
rock, drawn by gas horses, night an
dsy; has grand pianos and grand
o2era at home; lives like q potentate,
tae envy of the Mint? EIog-raiser
have coin in every coffee pot, bond
il each boot leg. They have schoo'
houses on every hilltop, and ever
highway is boulevard. Hog mine
have gold mines distanced
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-08
Happy NEW YEAR!

With the birth of this glad, golden,
s;s,loE.ous New Year. 1920, we send
3-au this message: Look forward and
70 f5lWard. 1t is the front that
counts, not the hustle. There are no
birds in last years nest. Leave The
iislloclsing to Opportunity. Make this
1.lssN Year YOUR year, ard cpen it
rs You would an oyster. Embrace
Christian Science insofar as it applies
to Tie mastery of mind over matter,
si1t BE- conservative about embracing
lallacies Or fenininity indiscriminate-
~
JOIN the Sunshine Club, preach and
5,ractice the Gospel Of Sunshine and
5he doctrine Of the Brotherhood OF
Nan end the Fathefl1ood Of God
selegate skeptieisin, Pessinlisna and
Jynicism to Tines rubbish heap ir
slle year that is dead and gone. Op-
! en- your mind and your heart to 0a-
sirnism, Uplift, Cheerfulness and a de-
sire to do unto others as though you
we're the one that was being done
and both God and man will be or
your side. BY helping others You vii
help yourself, and bread cast upor
the waters washes back On the shore
ef Life freclSled with raisins anc
I cared thick with the jaras and jal,
les of contentment, prosperity, peace
of mind, love and friendship. Other.
wise it gets ground upon the reef:
and rocks into muddy mush and ebb,
back soiled ard sodden as cold pan
cake or brides biscuit.
The great question nowadays Ii
Did you get on the Boat?" Th'
steamer 1920 is now leaving tn,
wharf of Time. Don't make it in tw,
jumps make it in one! Never nlint
f919-'sforget it!"
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-08
THE MANLY MAN.
Probably there is nothing the world

Probably there is nothing the world
aelaires more than a manly man, un-
less it be womanly woman, and it is
to do what little we can to keep the
species from becoming extinct that
we mention it every once in while.
There are millions Of manly men
yet, thank the good Lord, but there
are also an awful lot of men who are
anything but manly. We have in
mind especially the youths who are
just verging upon manhood, and they
ought to give thought and heed to
this subject often, as it is most inn
portant to them.
The war taught us that there is an
alarmingly large percentage of young
men in the United States who are de-
: ficient-deficient both physically and
intellectually. Also that there is al
together too large percentage Of
illiteracy and ignorance. There is no
excuse whatever in this country for
either.s
No young man wsh ts in most of
his time loafing around pool hall,
with a cigarette stuck in his face, his
hat on the back Of his head, form
fitting clothes with trousers rolled up
over purple sox and beer-colored
shoes, and look on his flabby face
clearly indicating that what he don't
know is not movable. is ever going
to amount to very much unless some
body or some circumstance hands him
a swift kick that will give him faint
realization of how mussy a nlicrobe
he really is.
pars>-. - $50 doing their sons great
injlls ----,.ss -.s,,vW any such stuff, and
they ought to know better. AS the
tWig IS bent so viii the tree grow.
Such young men, lser at passing
girls and make remarks to each other
which no doubt they consider smart,
but which, in fact, are disgrace to
Their alleged manhood From such
s.euls' gssan are racruited the auto
Y pa 7eits and oGiief CRIMINALS OF Which
the dc y dispatches are filled Be-
sa { such young men hundreds Of
tt'i's;sysn $ Of young girls ere brought
slsll on earth which words cam
st. They, fill the penitentiar-
81. 4 send their fathers and moth
IS to early graves.
Every town in the country should
have some kind of a community SER
vice whose duty it is to look after
Just such young men and to- SbrineS,
them into a better liSfe-to lsaasa
n2aialy men Of them sstead 81 He..e,l-
tti'es ana ccnc ,4fed rsineeslEco de-
eyerstssssi. 4 s..rais "a
] ;slcss seiise: 4 s.isss "A
The young man wla9 has clean
thoughts, who seeks educssttas5n and
knowledge, who acts and lives and
locks clasn, and who has an ambition
70 rake something Of himself, is the
young nan we all love and respect,
and uoon him rests the future great
ness or degeneracy of this country.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-08
"oNE-cEl.LEDo ORGANISMS

In a recent editorial, the Times gave
Q little inf rmation on the efforts Of
seient.ss 10 md what elements there
is !n our bodies that makes death
inevitable. The chief discovery so
FAR is that the "one- -celled" organ
isnls from which we sprang ages ago,
never die.
The scientific nlen in their search
inEs for long i'idden facts have Incl
danta!lg locked up tie matter Of
longevity IN the animal kingdom, to
which. Of course, manliind belongs.
in the main mans life is longer
than that Of the beasts of the field
and the birds of the air.
The sheep is IN his dotage at ID.
So in the doc. The horse runs up to
40 occasionally, and there have been
instances where he lives to over 40.
But the tortoise is a REGULAR Methu-
selah. Two Of them lived in the pal
ace at Canterburg, England, for 129
anu jOt StdES dJueI .tilelt capture,
Nobody knows how old they were
when first taken. Another tortoise
captured in the Indian Ocean in 1865
is still alive on the Island of Maurit
ius. They say he is, apparently, still
as lively as a colt critter.
The eagle, swan, vulture and fal-
con are notoriously long lived. And
the age of many reptiles, the natur-
aiists tell us. is incaiculable.
There are few of us who can delve
50 deeply into this science Of life and
death as the biologists, but this news
paper homes to continue to give its
readers from time to time more in
taresting information disclosed b.
the experimental scientists.
Try a Times Want Ad,
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-08
NEW AUTO LICENSE RULING.

NEW AUTO LICENSE RULING.
A new ruling made by Secretary
of State W. G. Ramsey this week, ac-
cording to information furnished by
the Iowa Motor Trades Bureau, ar
ranges for a refund to persons whose
automobiles were purchased before
the higher manufacturers price listed
in the state book of schedules went
into effect.
The motor vehicle law provides that
the registration fee be based upon the
manufacturers list price fixed at the
next even s1O0 and 40 cents per 1CO'
pounds at the next even 100 pounds
Of the vehicle fully equipped.
1t has been necessary, however, for
the county treasurer TO charge the fee
given in the book of schedules fur
nished him by the state.
Many persons taking out licenses
have complained about this for the
price given in the book is more than
the list price on their car at the time
Of it's purchase. The discrepancy is
accounted for by the fact that the.
prices and weights in the book are
based upon figures furnished by the
manufacturers to the executive coun-
Gil in July while many cars were pur-
chased earlier in the year before the
prices went up.
Holding to the schedule has meant
that the early purchaser was required
to pay a higher registration fee than
called for by law.
Numerous complaints reaching the
state automobile department resulted
in the new arrangement for refund.
The county treasurer is still re-
quired to charge the fee given in the
state schedule, but after paying the
fee the car owner may file claims for
a lower rate. He can make affidavit
before q notary public that his ma
chine was listed lower than the given
rate at the time Of its purchase and
file this complaint with the executive
council which fixed the charge. This
body viii then authorize the Secretary
Of Stats to refund the overcharge.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-08
FOR s0-MILE-AN-HoUR
nDrxyEpc

Les Angeles-Joseph Brown, rep
resenting North Carolina inventor,
5srges the city council to require mo-
sorists to equip their machinesewith
q new anti-speeding device.
Machines SO equipped show a white
\ glat when the car is travelling fifteen
to twenty-five miles an hour.
a green light shows between twen-
ty-five and forty miles.
( From forty to sixty miles red
light burns.
When the car passes sixty miles a
Monograph attachment plays "Near-
5er Ny God, to Thee
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-08


YcU MUST aE PREPARED TO
TILL U. s. CENSUS MAN
ALL THIS.
The counting OF Un4le Sans big
family bagn o;!av \ caas IS als-
~, arnel with the proper creden-
tials, has full authority to ask the
foi!ow3l:s questions anu 10 prosecuse
If yeu reuse to answer:
City.
/ Street and number.
Name in full.
Relationship to head of family wit9i
which you live, (Boarder, lodger, o.
servant, or wife, son, daughter, or
whatever word describes the rela
t;onsA!p. If YOU are the head, write
"iIead.")
! Il you are the head of the fanlilg
living in this home, state:
! Is the home owned by you, or rent
Ell?
Il owned By you. is it mortgaged?
Sex.
Colof, or rare.
y re nj list .lrthtiay On completed
saIs.) 3aor children not vet ) ya5rs
Cd give ace m completed months
oppressed as twelfths of a year, as
0-l2, SIP. / 10, 4 a-12, etc.
Marital condition (single married
widowed, or divorced> at the nresen5
time.
If OF foreign birth:
Give yea. of emigration to the
United States.
Atre you natuvalized or alien? Of
not fcuv naturalized. but have dc.
ciareel intention to become an Amcyi-
san citizen by takinr out first pa
peys, write First papers.ol
IF patural:yed o;ve va.,, of pa+,,r
a,ization (Tf na+,,,,,l ,lizad ubra,,',,,
ar+ rf vo,,, f,+l,ar m;ma ,.a., - -
natnra1izstinnl .
Bavo vo,, .ito,dad soh,o, -. 49,,
cs,1eational :,st;+,,t;on nv ~ - :,
cen+ 7o4oo
Ave vo,, able - roas9 ryos ~ -
Ave vn,, a,,,, to ,t,;+ao w.
Who're wora vo, hor,,9 Ge ham,,
in ma IInifoa st,tes o;,,o 800 :,
hi3h. # sh,.o.l &C oo-,nt,, /;
birth an3 oro,,ine, s+,to a., ,,,o,;.,
RI f..y5irn ,,aq, n,,,ot a,,s vo,,r H.,
ooaao of c,,sta,,,,,v enooc,, baeo,c
COMM. 10 fl,:.. c,,,,,t,,v9
/ Where was vo,,,. fatba, h,r, .
Wl,ai. vas bis. n.+;vo l,,,r,,,r.q
Who're was vn,,, ,,othe,. boc,,9.
Wsa+ was ha,, notiya l,nar,m.9
1 Can Won sna,l, Enol;sb ~ =,
no
What is vour tr,da nroaoss;on :,
usual occanation. Gn6;e.ta Tho lind
e.ss.ss,.s s7,,,,s...s..s-.ss,,s.s.-s. =. -
salesman, laborel. stenographe1,
clerk, etc.)
In what industry OF business arc
YOU cngaged? (Ind;cate The genera
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-08
HEE.p p THE CENSUS TAKERS.

s Census takers. all over the United
States started work this morning
finding cutahow many children Uncle
Sam has.
1t is the desire of every community,
no matter how large or how small, to
rgaake their population as large as pos
,Sible, and we are no exception to the
rule. We want every one of cur citi-
zels counted.
Mrs. Frank Harvey is taking the
census in tile First alssS Second Wards
g aA st S,: Tf5 IN T,hsss5 .snd
sr. faal3 township. 1t is the duty of
every householder in the city to give
in every person residing under their
roof and to tell the census taker of all
those keeping rooners in their neigh
borhood.
We have about $500 people residing
here at present, and if the census
shows less than that, some were miss
ed. Help the census takers and let us
get as large q population as possible,
because it will be ten years before an
other is taken.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-08

asil ln03tafS 5ald l4-inGA rifles OF Fort
ynstok Cor the interior Of siberia.
They d clare ehc;l. only MIN ,s "a nro-
teet tseir rand from IN nois,m Of bol.
sl:eN SIN, ,rbe 1anauesa nraraier has
jndfcaf,..l mar any gaaer.a advance OF
fro sovfef fzj.ees bevon6 tbo sn,fbaast
siaa OF fake H,.il,al Min resn,t in ont.
right var between tba 1.,,orosa ava
-
Premier Mi and Fereien Minister
scialoia of italy have zone ia p.ris
md Iondon In try to hr,na ohnut an
adjustment ns tha ,dliatjn df..u,,to f..
yorahle To lsa,v The ,,its, address.
ing the Italian senate. sad Nh. Lam
sings proposal for me nen.ralization
of The Dali8atlan islands ana The sur.
rounding sea as far as nag,,sa was in
tolarah,e since II womb lcava nort
of the Italfan const oxnosed to tba
same attack as in the la,e war but
he believed Great Drjfain and Frsnce
could persussle President Wilson 10
change his gleWs.
NJ c'cpssnceau and Mr.. Lloyd
George told sac" said the foreign min
lister, "uhatsAf France, England and
Italy agreed even eoin@ beyond the
terms OF Resident Wilson, they be-
leved tiley8aould present tle agree
meft to preiadent Wilson and induce
him to acces II In the interest of lu-
rcpean reac:
"
Tssti.eRy.s,s ,fs.s-.s,yssta ..s;7,H
house do not arrive. at q safisfa&-
tory solution Of the railway biB plz-
zle, it will not be for lack Of advice.
expert and in"Xpe,'t. All sorts Of or
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-08
WE WRITING GUYS ARE QUEER.

w IL " iltl11NG GUYS AXE QUEER.
All good writers, poets, philoso-
piers, astronomers, musicians and
kindred humans are perhaps just
little "off." That is, different" from
other folks. They sort of live in
different rsla, with the thoughts anl
inspirations inside of them, and play
a game with themselves, as it were,
and in fact as it is. They lose so
much time looking at the moon and
stars and rendering what's up there,
and puttering around among the
flowers, and listening to what the
birds say in Their songs, and what the
frog down under the bush is croak-
ing about. and what the bees are hum
al1llS over. and why the calves bawl,
ard the maltese cat fuzzes up it's tail
when the dog shows up, and all that
sort of thing, you know, that they
fail to figure up just what the inter-
est on a hundred dollars is per hour
or per minute, and SO maybe while
tnsJ are making friends with the
dogs and the cats and the flowers,
they overlook five or six cents quite
often.
32-YEAR-oLD PRIZE HEN DEAD.
Danselson, Conn.,, Jan. 2.-The
death Of Eusatia Pallidani, aged SO, a
Spanish black hen, said to have been
the Oldest hen in the United States, is
announced by the owner, James Blan-
chard. of Dayville. In her youth
Eusatia was a prize winning pedi-
greed beauty. When Is years old her
black plumage became white. She
nothered brood last spring and laid
1.eggs in the fall.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-08

The greatest danger of kissing,
however, does not lie in the possible
ty of furnishing transportation facili-
ties for microbes and such like.
You hear lot about the rush and
hustle Of great city, but there are
more loafers to the square mile in a
great city than anywhere else.
Missouri Valley times. [volume] (Missouri Valley, Iowa) 1874-1931, 1920-01-08
PELLETS Or PEP.

Jonah is subject that the whale
brought up.
Money talks" but it never talks
anybody to sleep.
Another burning shame-some
brands of cigars.
There is still a lot of the war gas
on this side.
There are dumb walters but no
dumb BARRIERS.
People used to ride on street cars
Just for ride.
There are many presidential possi-
bilities-mostly impossible.
With a million microbes in every
cube foot of air. why be lonesome?
The silver dollar is worth more than
q dollar except at the market.
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Dean, VIM.
Riley, Frank.
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President Wilson'S second Industrial
conference has put forward tenta-
tive plan for the settlement of indus
trial disputes and adjourned until Jan
uary IL, when it viii be ready to listen
to criticisms of its scheme from in.
terested parties. SO far the comments
on the plan have ranged all the way
from warm praise to riaicule. AS ma.
chinery for conciliation the conference
proposes this: