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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14
Little Inter0iews.

we 90 after Il. We have the other
Texas clubs with Us, and that means
7 had no idea FL Paso was the
town ii IS" said Morgan II. Santee. a
san Francisco druggist 7 was here
ten years ago and I could not see
much hope for this town But a ride
over II has changed my mind It is
palmer than It ever was that Fl Paso
Is the key city 10 Mexico. Frankly
I don't believe Il viii be more than
a year or two until Mexico viii open
or be opened II II Is ever opened
kept open and made safe for people
70 live In and work in, FL Paso VIII
be as large as any coast city in a
few years think the United States
Is more responsible for what has hap
pened to Mexico than Mexico herself
Is, and that responsibility viii be
greater than ever in the future"
7 think that one OF the biggest
charities the United States could pro-
vide would be a free tuberculosis
sanatorium in this district, where per-
sons who are suffering from tuber-
culosis could, after Identification ans
diagnosis BY reputable authorities,
come for treatment" said Paul Bur
ton "Especialy IN the east. where
the huge charity works are done for
the most part, there are thousands
upon thousands OF persons suffering
from tuberculosis who do not know
what Is the matter with them I have
found that eastern physicians are. as
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14
Bedtime StOries FOi. ~ LittEe O1les
q UNCLE WIGCILY AND PEETIES POTATOES.
aRDR r. G.

saw someone moving in the light OF
the blaze.
I'll see who's at the fire" thought
afraid OF a blaze" So he hoped on
as fast as he could and. all at once
voice cried.
who's there7
Uncle Wigglly-' answered the rab-
BIZ gentleman Who are you Il you
As he asked this. something al
black. with streaks Of dirt on ITS face
and ragged clothes al covered with
leaves, stood in front OF the bunny
oh are you the Skee- asked NJ
Lougears. getting ready 70 run again.
NO. I'm Sammie Littletail. was the
you don't look a bit ike ny
nephew. Sammie" spoke Uncle Wiz
glly. doubtful ike and uncertain
That's because I'm playing at
camping out in the woods. and I've
been roasting potatoes" said Ssmmie.
I have on my old clothes and I've
been lying down in the leaves. and
the black from the roast potatoes got
on my paws ard face But Uncle
Wiggily-'
And Just then. through the woods
came bursting the Pip I want
sousel" he hoWied- 7 want sousesf
Here. Try a baked potato Instead p
said Samrlie, and with thar he stuck
red hot baked potato on the end
OF the Pip's nose. and the bad crel-
ture gave a howl and turned a Zip
flop somersault over backward and
ran away.
Fooled again. he howIed.
"Ha, Haf laughed Sammie. Z
guess 7 scared hint Then the rabbit
boy gave the bunny gentleman a
baked potato that was not so hot
and Mr. Longears liked Il very much.
And IL the postage stamp doesn't
make q funny face at the letter man
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14
Fun In Store For Ell PasO Orphans;
Statesmen To Entertain Children
statesmen


THE orphans Of Ell Paso are not 20
ing to have q lonesome summer.
The salesmznship club will see
TO that. This club. which recently
voted TO give the orphans an outing
In Washington park will maintain a
permanent fund for the purpose OF
providing amusement for children
who have no daddies or big brothers
or uncles to give them the things
they enjoy.
This permanent fund has been put
into the bank in the shape Of a saw
ings account. There is about $50 in
the account now. At the salesman
ship club meeting the other night at
the chamber Of commerce a dish pan
was passed and the 200 or more sales
men present shoWered coins into the
pan like hail stones.
Fiesta Of Lanterns.
Contributions TO the orphans fund
OF the Salesmanship club are not
limited to members, however. Willis
Ransom, custodian Of the fund viii
take subscriptions from anybody at
the Underwood Typewriter company &
office Of which he is .rensrai manager.
More than that. folk who want To see
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14

I'm going 70 get that rabbit to-
/ day" declared the PIP.
How asked the Skee.
He IS over visiting Grandpa Goosey
Gander," went on the Pip Uncle
/ Wlggily always stays there until
after dark. On his way home through
the woods I'll grab him"
"GoodH snickered the Slzee- though
myself, cal 1t rather bad; don't
'T'u 90 of and hide in the woods
! now proceeded the Pip. 7 know the
I way Uncle Wlggily comes home along
the path under the trees III hide
behind q squodunk bush and, as he
passes. III grab him, and get souse
save a little for mel" srumbled
I the Skee.
7 viii" promised the Pip. and then
he went out OF the deep. dark. dismal
l dungeon.
Now. all this while Uncle wiggfy
vas really AT Grandpa Goosey's house
AM as very often happened, the
bunny gentleman stayed until after
dark, playing Scotch checkers. Finally
when IL came time for him to 90, and
Grandpa Goosey opened the door. and
saw how dark IL was outside. he said.
aren't you afraid Uncle Wiggily2'
AFRAID Of the dark I should say
not" laughed the bunny gentleman.
This dark can harm no one"
50 away he started. over the fields
ana through the woods. WhlsrllnE a
jolly little tune and making his pink
nose twinkle like clam she'll
Then. All at once, as Uncle WiEgily
came near the squodonk bush. he
heard rustling in the leaves, and.
being a very careful rabbit, Uncle
Wiggiy said 10 himself.
Perhaps somebody IS hiding there
&c get my souse. I'll just go around
side path and I'd better run: not
that I'm in a hurry, but Nurse Jane
may be anxious about me"
So turning aside, Uncle Wiggily be-
gan to run, still whistllng and still
tWinkling his pink nose.
"Oh. hoi So you think you'll get
away from ne. do your" said the un-
pleasant old Pipsisewah as he skipped
out from behind the squodunk bush.
We'll, II you can run. so can IT, and
he raced after Uncle WiEgily.
Now the bunny gentleman had
sharp ears and he heard the bad chap
coming after him So Uncle Wiggily
ran very fast. he did.
The Pip shall not have my s0userf
said Uncle Wiggily to himself.
On and on he ran. and. all at once
he saw, just ahead Of him.. a little fire
burning In the woods.
Heloi" said Uncle Wiggily TO him
self, slowing up in his running.
Somebody must be camping there. I
wonder II IL is friend OF mine. or
II it's the Skeezicks who has made a
fire and IS waiting for his friend the
Pip I must be very careful"
Uncle Wiggily listened behind him.
and he heard the Pip coming on. Then
he looked ahead at the fire and he
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14

promise honors for a senator who
viii gain a great following among
persons that place principles above
politics. This man is not from the
west.
During this planetary government
there Is likely 70 be great nervous
tension and spreading discomfort
Mars again stirs men to rebellion
and even 10 wariike demonstrations
The effect Of this planets adverse
sway viii be felt in labor troubles
and even In commerce where bitter
competition may cause diplomatic
complications.
This Is not an -usplclous rule for
agriculture and there's may be more
than one crop failure.
The conjunction Of Jupiter and
Neptune In the ninth. which favors
continuation OF interest in PSYCHE
cal investigation and Spiritualism.
will prsc.pitate religious dissensions.
astrologers predict Intolerance viii
develop IN sects that represent old
established faiths.
Stars that are read as likely 70
bring about the uncovering OF cor
ruptlon .gil cause many scandals
In cities. one mayor viii be sadly
discredited.
Women may be much criticised
and the day Is not far distant when
all who are idle viii feel the ef-
fects OF public condemnation.
For many months there has been
a planetary government read as
foreshadowing crimes against women
and children This rule still prevails
and cases OF cruelty will be brought
TO light in many cities.
Persons whose birthdate IL IS
should follow routine paths during
the coming year. Money should be
carefully hoared lest the day OF need
approach.
children born on this day may be
rash and determined. These self
willed subjects usually succeed.
They make good public servants
and usually attain their ambitions
Copyright, 1890. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14

dent Harrison from 1889 to 1883. He
was born at Shoreham. Vt. IS years
ago, on May. IS, and lives IN Wash
inEton and New York.
q What was the sugar beet crop
IN 1917 r. ID. r.
A. The total production OF sugar
beets for the United States Tor the
year 1913, as estimated by the bureau
OF crop estimates. was 6.421.478 tons.
lAny reader can get the answer 10
any question by writing The Herald
Information Bureau. Frederic J. Has
kin, director, Washington, D. c. This
offer applies strictly TO Information.
The bureau cannot give advice on le-
gal, medical and financial matters. Il
does not attempt TO settle domestic
troubles, nor TO undertake exhaustive
research on any subject. Write your
question plainly and briefly. Give
full name and address and enclose
two cents IN stamps for return post
age. All replies are sent direct 10
the inquirer).
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14
Children

the children enjoy themselves can so
out 70 Washington park where the
fiesta Of lanterns viii be held in about
two weeks. The fiesta OF lanterns is
the name Of the first party. The
whole park viii be decorated with
japanese lanterns and festo7ning Of
many colors.
The orphans Of the town VIII be
gathered I'd at some place TO be de-
clded on, maybe the resc1e nome. The
children at the Salvation Army home
out on the Fort Bliss car line will
form the nucleus Of the oarTy. Every
one OF the 500 salesmauship club
members who can possibly be at the
party has pledged liaself 10 look
after an orphan II he can find one.
II he can't he must be 4 host at large
and help some other member. W. c.
Hepburn. sales manager OF krakauer,
York & M0ye, who is vicepresident
OF the club and acting president in
the absence Of Ray Shelton. has or-
dered each salesman to ill his POCKET
with niciles and to buy every child
all Of the ice cream and candy and
pop he wants
Plan Movie Treats.
After the first party is over -he
children won't be forgotten There
VIII be movie parties. It won't De
long after the fiesta OF lanterns until
statesmen VIII call around and pick
up the tots. provided their faces are
nice and clean. which they usually
are at the rescue home- ard take
them down TO see Bill Hart or some
body. And Ben Lewis and Jim Quinn
and VIII Winch viii have to have
mighty good shows that night, or tell
the reason why. for they viii have
same mighty critical patrons.
And II several Of the children want
to talk out loud and ask questions
about the pictures and rub candy on
the seats Ben and Jim and VIII viii
Just have 10 stand for It. The orphans
OF EI Paso are going 10 have things
pretty much thar own way in FL
Paso this summer, and every salesman
is going TO sell goods just a little
harder TO sec that they do.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14

and roll pie crust2 Down in the gar
den with father. Algernon. wearing
oVeralls and rolling a laWnmoweri
Love Is the only luxury in the world
Tor which We must pay in advance
with sacrifices); at the altar with
our freedom); and forever afterward
IN daily instruments OF devotion and
Pronunciation But. then. it's the only
luxury WORTH all that
=
Long after a man has forgotten
Hweetheart's parting words. he
can remember the foolish little
thing she said Mt their first meet
ing-abOut his eyes, HIS crnvnts.
or his resemblance to Napoieonf
According TO most OF the masculine
writer's in the satirical magazines.
whatever a woman is, is wrongi
That's why she's so interesting 10
write about.
The best that the average wife can
hope for is TO be ONE OF "the only
women" her husband ever loved
Copyright, 1920. by Wheeler syndi-
cate, Inc.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14
Ripping Rhymes
By Walt MASON.
Tired Of It


I'VE grown striking good though
little liking industry The unsettled
and palfrey melted,
strike with
shas And the responded
fu tasks wks frond and yawpd from kegs
Like they called workers to throw their hanws
ranks ssrs who onged the idle town And graft
al IN debt reang
pumpkins where but before
made anvil burroV dance and
But al talking pesnism black swearing
tomorrow would bulwaks
need some iron and gladly I'd hiking Times again
Copyright By George Matthew WALT MASON
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14
A Line O. Cheer
Each Day O. The Year
By JOHN KENDRICK BANGS.


THEY think sleep because I'm bent
! and old.
You DO. not dream what ny closed
eyes behold
Rare visions OF the past. OF golden
Spent in the pastures nigh Youths
glorious ways:
Or faces loved, long gone but with ne
To which 7 turn in times OF present III.
They little know the songs CT lyric
art
From voices gone yet echolng IN my
heart,
That with their sweetness and meio-
dious power
Help me forget the weakness OF this
hour.
Nor rsek they OF the Memories gone
To which turn my seeming dulard
eye
That give 10 whitening age with All
its pain
The blessed sense OF Youth come hack
again--Copyrigh 1880. Nc
Clure Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14

81 PaSo Viii Work Hard For 1921 Convention OF Adnen
San Francisco Man Surprised Recent Growth OF Ell Paso

IL PASO IS going to Indianapolis
determined TO get the 1921 Adclub
convention for Fl Paso." said a.
II LockharL president Of the Ad-
club The delegates who 20 from
here viii 90 armed with facts about
this city and the advantages we have
tor entertaining q convention that
VIII convince the meeting that this
is the logical place 10 20 next year.
In New Orleans IL seemed that the
newspapers could see nothing but In
dianapolis. Consequently we got small
notice there This year am certain
we have as good a chance as any
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14
Ye Towne Gossip.
Registered Q. S. Patent ofnes.
By X. c. B.


nEAR K c. B.-Some days ago you
~ told about a dishWashing incident
and related how 'one Leonard
Gallagher washed dishes and you
dried them at the home Of one Jim
Peede, this all occurring on a Sun
day night
I am Informed by Rae Henkie,
managing editor OF the Christian
Herald, with whom I an associated
in my daily labors. that, as a matter
OF fact at the tine and place afors-
mentioned he dried nearly all OF the
dishes that Gallagher washed, while
you stood around pinninE medals on
yourself for dishes you had washed
and dried In the past
This Is merely for your information.
Yours truly,
William G. NcNulty.
Art Editor. Christiou Herald.
Ny dear Bill.
II the managing editor.
OF the Christian Herald.
Is perfectly wiling
That the public should know.
That on a Sunday night
He dried a lot OF dishes.
In the home.
or theatrical manager.
And a minister's son.
Ear be Il from me.
To try 70 hide It.
And here and now.
I'm going TO admit.
That Rae Henkle.
Did dry more dishes.
Than Z dried.
And for the reason
That he kept on drying them.
With wet dish towel.
While I went IN search.
OF dry dish towels.
Because one OF the things.
That I was taught
When I was a youth.
Was never 20 try.
To dry anything.
With something wet.
And listen Bill
I want TO ask you.
il you'll tell Rae
That the only reason.
I left him out
OF the stuff ] wrote.
Was because I feared
That II any subscribers
To the Christian Herald.
should happen 20 read.
This column o. mine.
They might get sore.
Because they probably think.
As I used 10 think.
That the managing editor.
% a Christian paper.
Wears long whiskers.
And intoneE his speech.
And wears a frock coat.
And writes his copy.
With an old-fashioned pen
And II they discovered.
He was an ordinary fellow.
Like the rest OF us.
And wiped a lot Of dishes.
On a Sunday night
In the home OF a friend.
Who was a minister's son.
They might write letters.
And stop their papers.
And that's the reason.
I left Rae ont.
When 7 wrote about Il.
I TN IN
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14

A WAY OF in their deep. dark dun
n geon OF the woods the Pipsisswah
and the skeezicks sat in gloomy
grandeur.
wen. We haven't caught Uncle
Wiggily yet, have EeT' growled the
Pip.
No. said the skse. eve have not
I thought sure had his souse when
I Eneaksd up behind him at the Judy
show Jimmie the duck gave yester-
day. But Judy hit me with a clubi
Wow I can feel 20 yet" and he
rubbed his nose moving picture like.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14
Clumsy Distribution.

ONCE each producer his own distributor That !,
- now impossible The product of a mans labor nov
may be ultimately consumed 10000 miles away Metal.
mined IN Arizona may be drawn into wire for Mozambique
Tea grown n Ceyon drunk IN the railroad cafe Med
cine Hat Between the point Of production and the point
OF consumption product may pass through many hands
making necessary many profits Sugar is example The
cane grower the steamship and railroad lines the rene
the broker the obber and the retailer al get theirs
simpler and more direct system Of distribution could
be worked out the excess capital and energy thus liberated
could be applied to production and prices would tend to
diminish
Business however must not be halted sabotaged be
cause Of the bungng distributing system Improvement
not destruction, is today's need.
Are coming to the time when every American viii
be paid spy to watch every other American? Government
is numerous If not always efficient.
blacksmith nowadays hasn't mich to shoe but the
flies.
aiHa Is tAs Bryan Of Mexican politics.
4 Poet vilout love mere physical and metaphysical
inposabdity.
-Thouas Carlyle.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14
Reflections OF A Bachelor Girl
81 HELEN ROWLAND.

TLTOMAN is taking up so much OF
w the newsprint these days that
the only place where man has
any showing at all appears TO be this
little column
Alcohol was Mt once the friend
and the rivul Of woman IN every
bachelors heart. II Inspired hfm
TO siOp over with sentiment-but
II made him 50 happy and con-
tented that "a took all the edge
~ his desire for sweet home
life.
Now that there IS no stigma at
tached 20 spinsterhood and no especial
premium on a wedding ring. mar
rage has become a sweet luxury in
stead OF a bitter necessity.
when n man tries 10 be rs good
half the lime ns a woman HAS
TO be ali Of the time. he Il either
hailed rs n saint or scorned ns
'-mOIlycOddle-"
Where is the sweet. old fashioned
girl who used 70 wear pink dimity
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14
By DUNK Bolts.

NLAB HANCOCK thinks the shotgun
y he recently swapped for was at
one time used IN the war, as It kicks
so hard he can fire and fail back
When Frisby Hancock first entered
the postoffes today everything and
everybody was 50 quiet he thought sure
somebody was dead, until he saw that
a big checker game had Just reached
the crisis Of expectancy.
Jefferson Potlocks says one Of the
leading mysteries about a hound is
that when you see one trotting down
the lane there is not much guessing
where ne is going, because half the
tine he don't know either.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14
HOROSCOPE
SATURDAY. MAY Is, 1879.

SATURDAY, MAY IL 1920.
THIS IS not a fortunate day, ac-
i cording 10 astrology. Although
Jupiter rules beneficently In the
early morning, Mars. Saturn and
Uranus are ali in evil place.
It is a swey that promises great
organization and coordination in
many lines OF business and this i'm
pulse toward efficiency win be re-
Elected in demand for sweeping re-
forms in government affairs.
There Is q sign that seems 70
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14

A congress OF boards Of educa-
tion" viii be a feature OF the annual
National Education association meet
ing al sale Lake City in July. the
theme being Financing and Manag-
ing the Public Schools"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14
Beauty Chats
Brush Your Egelashes

HTHILE tonics are always desirable
w (When they are good. OF course.)
there Is nothing to equal brush
Ing as means Of stimulating the
growth OF the eyelashes and broWs-
II you have light. faint eyebrows.
brush them. It viii promote the
growth, and consequently. give them
more character. II you have thick.
brush them. II Will train the hairs
to lie more smoothly together and
50 make the broWs look less thick
and awkward. Il viii improve the
the hair, and It VIII make them
So, you see. this IS a case where
Il IS hard to 90 wrong
OF course, there are tOnlcs-vase-
line Is good, particularly since It may
be used on the eyelashes as well as
the broWs. There are various other
stimulants. Some contain quinine,
others cantharides - two standard
hair growing products But these
can really only be used on the broWs,
for II a drop got into the eve while
the preparation was being rubbed on
the lashes, IL would cause lot OF
II your eyebrows need attention.
why not keep a small brush in your
bathroom, 70 use as an eyebrow
brush7 An old toothbrush VIII do,
or a cheap new one. Then when you
washed your face. &c is convenient 70
brush the eyebrows and lashes.
Most OF US do not take beauty
treatments for no more serious rea-
son than that the special treatment
Is never convenient-that's why hav-
ing orange wood sticks for the nails
and small eyebrow brushes in the
bathroom, IS a good thing.
Mrs. H. According 70 the world
Almanac, the influenza deaths in the
first epidemic were. Few York, a.
362: Chicago, 1900; Boston. 57l1s
Baltimore, 4358; St Louis, 1206. san
Francisco, 1857. Philadelphia. which
you did not list, had 1875 the larg-
est number per capita, I believe. Of
any big city, with Boston as the sec
ond most severe sufferer OF course,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-14

THE4> WIZ a dance at Melodeon hall
last night an ycu couldn' hear tn
saxOphones for the rasPin' O. oyeraIls.
tn fool an his Liberty bonds are soon
parted.
Copyright. National Newspaper ssrvies.