Omaha daily bee., 1920-11-02
ALine Type or Two
Hew to the Line. let the aups fall where they may.

| asked OF DORIS Blake
How l might win my prize
She answered me with silence,
And tantalize."
| oh could write him letters
| And ! could write him rhyme,
| But how can l keep silent
| The whole damn time? LUCY.
Speaking as one of the candidates was, o
putting teeth in the Hague Tribunal the Akro,
Press inquiries, What is behind the Monro'
! Doctrine except our molar force?" Which re
| calls the recent superhuous denial in Vox POI
that Douglas Fairbanks was ''immolar." He
| the most molar of heroes!
RAWTHER GOOD.
Sir: A cynical Englishman has termed l.
The First World War" Without trying te
emulate\ his humor, / have thought of goot
name for the present state of affairs. which
may be known as the Seven Years Armistice
L. A. n.
Il NOTE" writes R. L K, that the pres
ident's band will play in Chicago election day
and write to ask whether the repertoire includes
the Democratic Funeral march, No. We un
derstand the chief selection will be the W. k
Funeral March of Marionette."
WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHAT'S THE
NATTER? WHAT'S THE NATTER?
(From the Creston Advertiser Gazette.)
From the Mayor.--The pinheaded min
compoop who started report that had
refused to let carloads of potatoes be sold
in Creston is an unmitigated liar Can't
say 1t any stronger in newspaper. but I'd
like to say few words privately to the
lying whep who started it. KEITH mayor.
THERE is an encouraging growth of mus
ical understanding and appreciation in this coun-
try. Even now you hear very many people
say, Il liked the scherzo."
The Adjective Is in the Right Place.
Sir: The billboard reads Gov. Cox, one of
our Great War Governors"
1t was a great war. L. w. NJ
"AS a result of the panic in 1897 says
almost as dead as tive proverbial door mouse"
And almost as poor. say old-timers, as the
proverbial church nail.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN GRAND
F'rom the Russeve, Ind, News)
The writer among those present
from here that heard Henry Lane Wilson
at Waveland Monday night give President
Wilson's regime of the most scathng
condemnations it has ever been our pleasure
to listen to. If his talk could not of made
league advocates hunt for a cellar he must
be bomb proof,
"ATTENTION Members postcards the
house committee of the Chicago Real Estate
board. Get your feet under the table and you
are putting your shoulder behind your board"
This is another good reducing exercise.
Waiting for the Street Car.
(Translated from the Krasnaya, Redl Gazeta.)
At the corner of Grand avenue and Eighth
street. on the Vastly side, there stands long
line waiting for the arrival Of the street car
They haven't managed this very we'll" says
one OF those who is waiting. you stand, and
sometimes wait an hour more for your turn
before you can get car me, the
trary, it's much more convenient replies one
the car at all because people are hanging all
over it so that you can't get near it." Il sup
pose it's bad for you, our hanging on. If
fall under the you won't be responsible"
That's just it, it is bad men, because they
are strong, shove into the car or grab hold
with hand practically by the roof and go
wait and wait. thinking every time that on the
next car there will be fewer people, but wait
like that couple of hours and then go home
on foot" DO you think woure going to
your feet less standing here? It's quicker to
walk than wait for the street car Instead
of sending others you might walk yourself and
not wait here for nothing "My work takes
m9 way over the Petrograd side and I'm tired
out" THE cars comng!" someone in the line
versations are cut short and everyone prepares
for the attack. Where you crawling to,
out of turn" cries the militaman, sezing
small boy by his collar. I'm in line" cries
the boy trying to tear himself away. Drive
him away, he wasn't standing there at ALL"
comes from the line. The militiaman pushes
him out and pointing to the end of the line
says go and stand at the tail"
AT last an answer to 20 Death, where is
thy sting" The evening service at Greater
Emmanuel church was
"After Death. What?
Soloist. Band, Chorus"
BUY communication ticket" advises res
taurant. This, understands E. S., gives you the
privilege of talking with the waitress.
DELICATELY CONVEYED.
(From the Jackson, Miss, News)
Governor Russell will not call special
session of the Mississippi legislature this
year. However, the nut growers of the
gulf coast win hold their annual convention
next month, and the governor has been
invited to attend.
AS we have observed, one spells or one
doesn't. A sign in Bridgeport, ILL.,, warns:
know Truspassing Aloud. Don't Handel Eny
thing Without Seeing the Prop" And the Vale,
Ore, Enterprise was little uncertain of its
editorial heading, "Should Diagones Return"
SO it made it "Diogones" below.
The Come Back.