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The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-10-01
ADVERTISING SPECIALIST
HERE TUESDAY, OCT. 5

John DeWild, manager of the Mer-
chants Service Bureau OF the North
western Commercial Bulletin, OF ST.
Paul, has been secured by the Boos-
ters Association to give a short
course in advertising, show Carl
writing, and window trimming on
Tuesday, October 5. He will give a
lecture in the evening illustrated by
charts and diagrams.
Mr. DeWild has had a varied eS-
perience covering more than 70
years in this work, as newspaper
editor, advertising manager, aad
active association with the country
merchants. He is we'll acquainted
with all the troubles OF the small town
merchant. His lecture in the evening
will be "Small Town Advertising
That Pays" 1t will be at eight
o'clock in the court house.
The course will be held in the
farmers room in the court 1ouse and
any merchant interested in the work
will be given free instruction. Ap-
plication should be made to H. Man
chester or N. M. McPhee before that
date.
Mr. DeWild is a splendid speaker
and has appeared on the program
of various state associations as well
as servin. on the faculty Of num-
Der of western universities durinS 2
their Merchants short course and
Editorial short courses. The course
and lecture are free and every Mil
bank merchant should take advantage
of ITEM
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-10-01
John Roach

John Roach. resident Of this city
for some time, passed away at the
home of his son, Tim Roach. last Sat
urdav, October N25th. He was born
in Trenton, N. J., on June 10. 1855 and
was SIS years, 3 months and - days
old at the time of his passing.
He leaves to mourn his loss seven
boys and four girls. Two of the boys
are the owners Of the Roach road COM
panv and are well known in this part
of the country.
Funeral services were held from st.
Lawrence CHURCH at 10 o'clock Tues-
day morning and burial was in the St
Lawrence cemetery.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-10-01

Il Grant county is, coming to the front
il the raising Of pure, bred stock b..
cause we have some Of the best .stock
in the state. Swenson Bros. residing
west Of town, returned home hast Mon
day after spending the week At the
State Fair held II Huron where they
exhibited their two herd Duroc Jer-
ssey boars which proved 10 be among
the best and brought much favorable
,enmnaent from those viewing the ex-.
hibit.
n Big Grand Model took second prise
and had he been in better flesh would
easily have captured first prize and tho
|, GEand Championship. A &6ooo.00
boar. in this same class was given 3rd
prize. The Grand Champion SOW of
South Dakota of 1920 is sister to
Grand Model owned BY SwensOn Bgos-
4 Great Orion's Giant, . senior year
ling, which was exhibited il lnfEe
| class took fourth ribbon. . z.
There were 1900 hogs Exhibited of'
I which 0Oc were Duroc Jersey ~
villo Item,
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-10-01
NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC

Due to the fact that the motor. at
the filtration plant has burned out and
the plant will be unable cooperate for
the coming week, water DIRECT from
the pond is being used and citizens
are warned to refrain from using it
for drinking purposes The motor will
be replaced as quickly as possible and
notice given Of the same.
City Board of Health.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-10-01
Dishict Lulhef Lealue

y'he Lutheran League convention
for this district will be hed at Salem
Lutheran church in this city on S4n-
day. October 10. At 1880 coinn,uuf
ino service of the Lords s,lppcrswilI
he celebrated There will also DC
meetings in the afternoon and eve
ming. There will be several visit
ing clergymen taking part IN the con
vention.
j. p. Werner, PaSt0r.-
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-10-01

The ladies of the Relief Corps fare
collecting old clothing which Will be
sent to the relief Of the ArEnE 4iarf
children. Anyone having clothing ~
donate, notify any mesnAer df,ttEs
Corps or bring them to the Old felT
lows hall a. Thuray, OF. esre
they. vim be t.l - Il
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-10-01

Marriage licenses We're issued to
Engve NOrd, of this city and Miss
Edith Nelson, Of Stockholm, and TO
Kenneth Bucy and Miss Alma Ponder
both Of Milbank on Tuesday last.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-10-01

Send in your name, we viii be glad
to send you few samples of the Mil
bank Herald-Advance.
The herald-advance. (Milbank, S.D.) 1890-1922, 1920-10-01

Send US your news items.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
RULES FOR SWIMMERS.

Tom Robinson. veteran swimming
coach. presents these rules for sw1m-
mers:
Wait at least an hour after eating
| efore swimming.
Do not go in bathing alone. There
is safety in numbers.
Never accept an invitation to ride
in a canoe if you cannot swim.
In entering the water keep the
hands under so if you step into a
hole you can Immediately. start
swimming.
In learning to swim move toward
the shore; ney er swim away from
the beach.
Keep out OF rough water If you are
subject to heart trouble.
Never swim until exhausted. Don't
show off,.
If caught in the undertow, try at
once to float.
Learn these rules by heart.
Remember them when you 60
near the bathing beach.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
Luke McLuke SAYS,

The number of men who know all
about the Political Situation is only
exceeded by the number of men who
do not want to hear them tell 1t.
We are not naturally mean. But
we hope that the price of hair gets
so high that the women will ave to
grow some of their own.
What has become of. the o. +. man
who attended a meeting of the Bar
Rail Polishers and Nose Paint De-
stroyers' Union every night?
And where does a fat-chested girl
get the idea that she must wear a
low-cut waist?
A mans judgment may De good
in other things. But he is almost GER
tain to be wrong when it comes to
the matter of his own importance.
There would not be 80 many d.
~vorces if a man would treat his wife
with as much courtesy as he shows
the hired girl.
The first baby is the greatest thing
that ever happened. But the sixth
baby is merely one more mouth &c
feed.
Some folks pray every time they
get a sore toe Dr. a stomach ache
and expect the LORD to drop what HI
is doing and attend to them.
A f~our-year course in vocal u
ture is a great thing for a girl. After
she marries she can sing to the
/, kitchen sink while she is washing the
dishes.
Never Judge the importance O.
anything by the fuss a woman makes
over 1t.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
FIRST BLOOD.

Cummings a drawn blood.
The first reading of hat keynote
speech convinced one hat 1t could
not be passed unnotioed by the
Of Democracy.
Hardly had the speech hsen given
to the public before we read that
Harding will reply 10 Cummings.
Thus do the Republicans take the
defensive on the League of Nations
issue. II the Democrats show the
right kind of management they will
keep them there all through the
campaign.
The Republican party itself is
divided on the League of Nations
issue; its platform is of the pussy
footing variety and its candidate has
not yet declared himself definitely.
Cummings found the vulnerable
spot and lost not time in driving
home the thrust. That 1t had its
effect is evident from the immediate
announcement on the part of the
Republican candidate hat he will
reply.
The Democrats have scored
heavily in the opening salvo.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
MORE FARES.

There may not be n significance
in the fact, nevertheless the public
cannot help but notice that i'm
mediately after Alderman Waters
had his little session with the bus
owners and drivers about reporting
the correct number of fares collect
ed so that the city may receive It's
just share of the receipts, there was
a decided jump in the number of
persons riding in buses as shown by
the reports. The fact that the tax
payers furnish the right of way for
these buses and maintain it is reason
enough for expecting fair play. IT
looks as if the city got it for once,
anyway.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
LITTLE THINGS COST BIG.

The awful waste in this country
is one of the greatest causes of high
prices and subsequent unrest that
we have to contend with today. We
fail to realize the importance of
little things. We do not comprehend
how the minutes mount into dollars.
Take, for instance, the question of
freight cars. Freight congestion is
doing more t retard business today
than anything else.
United States railroads own o.
500, 900 freight cars.
Few new ones were built during
the war. Before that, average con-
was 10000 a year, 1907
900 to replace worn-out equipment
and $4,000 to carry expanding com
meroe.
Rail executives say they must
have 10000 new cars. They really
at least twice hat many, cost
Ing $4,000. 900.
Freight cars travel, on the average.
twenty-five miles a day. In con-
gested times. like now. it's only
twenty miles. Speed them all one
mile a day and it releases 100000
cars.
Freight cars carry only 10 per
loads. Raise that to rs per
cent. and release 10000 more cars
Freight cars stand idle. waiting to
be loaded or unloaded, more than
eight hours every day. Cut that
waste time to seven hours and re-
$4,000 more.
Total in added, available equip
$4,000 cars-nearly twice the
number needed-without a penny
cost.
Shippers and rail employees, work.
ing together, can do this, and save
s74o. 000. 900. More important. they
thus a save the labor and ma
this money represents-vitally
needed right now in ninety-nine other
ways.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30

The stars incline but do not compel
THURSDAY. July 4, 1920

The stars incline but do not compel
Thursday, July 4, 1920
Copyright, 1920. by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate)
This IL a day of contrary infiu-
ences. according TO a~strology. AL
benefic aspect early in the morning.
Mars and the Sun are adverse later.
Mercury is in friendly sway in the
evening.
Great divisions of opinion and
much chaotic thought are probable
at this time, owing to the planetary
conditions which have a strongly
disorganizihg influence on the hu-
man mind.
While there will be a clarifying
of sentiment on public matters there
will be also grave ~dissensions even
among persons of the same family
or organization.
Mars and the Sun are in an aspect
foreshadowing trouble among lead
ers in church denominations. poll
tical associations and women's
clubs.
This is not a favorable influence
for soldiers, or for men and women
in any branch Of public service,
since they are likely II be disap-
pointed in their dear ambitions.
There is a forbidding sign for
men in positions of authority since
they will meet many crises and will
be troubled by OBJECTIONS among
their supporters or their subordi-
mates. 1t is not an suspicious day
for political initiative.
Repeatedly astrologers have given
warning that plots and intrigues
would be numerous as the summer
advanced. Secret dictators will di-
rect and misdirect various organi-
zations and women should be par
ticularly careful about joining new
societies or clubs. According to GER
tain psychic laws new power at
tracts sinister forces and the voting
privilege will cause many strange
intrigues to be inspired.
Labor continues subject to inf1u-
ences for discomfort and for trou-
bles of various sorts in which lead
ers may be discredited.
Women at this time are subject
to a direction of the stars for duel
activities, home duties and public
responsibilities both increasing.
Persons whose birthdate it is may
have an ~exacting year. They should
be exceedingly careful in all impor-
tant activities.
Children born on this day may be
very fond of company and excite
ment. These subjects of Cancer
have the moor as their principal
r11ler
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
Ripping Rhymes
BY WALT MASON.
GHOSTS

Some people say that they have
talked with ghosts across the river,
and with the shadows they have
walked-which rather makes me
SILVER. I've seen a weary waste of
words. to bolster this contention,
and facts and figures" thrown at
birds, too numerous to mention. l
do not wish to pierce the veil my
ignorance throws DER me, or see or
hear the phantoms pale of dear
ones gone before me. My point. of
view may be a sin, a sign I'm cal
lous-hearted. but 1 will wait till l
cash in to greet the dear departed.
Then we can sit around in space, in
glowing fields Elysian, and speak
our pieces face to face, with naught
to blur our vision. Perhaps some
distant ghost may weep to hear my
accents culver, but what I have to
say will keep till I have crossed the
river. The men who think and talk
of ghosts where hustlers are embat-
tied, by all the busy, buoyant hosts
are looked upon as ratified. I do
not wish to talk with shades in
spectral, vague dominions, till this
old world behind me fades and 1
am wearing pinions.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30

failing to give the people something
definite on the League OF Nations
issue they will deliberately throw
away the election.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30

He's Himi
Its o~-y enough to be pleasant.
And to spread sunny smiles and good
cheer;
But the man worth while.
Is the man who can smile
When he has to pay SSs.75 for. the
same kind of a light suit for
Summer
That he paid fifteen bucks for last
year.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30

1t may be ali right to give Ar
menia to Greece. Turkey has been
trying for a Ions time to make grease
of 81.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30

(Ad. in Hillsboro, Ohio, News
Herald.)
I had chills and dizzy spells
voters and assure you that if NOM
mated and elected l will serve the
people to the best of my ability
c. E. SMITH, Madison Township.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30

So far Bryan hasn't announced his
unfaltering determination to refuse
the nomination.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30

willie-Paw, DO you know every
thing.
Paw-Yes, my son. Why do you
ask?
willie-well, why do you take a
mans word when you want him to
keep 1t.
Paw-You get to bed. young man.
You are getting too fresh.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30

The Biggest Fool Is The Fool Who
Expects His Friends To Take Care
OF Him When He Is Down And Out.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30

Tucker B.. tells us that most of the
failures in this world are caused by
woman. And her name is Miss
Manage.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
Docs Is Docs.

You never send for a Doctor IN
less you are i'll. But what we start
ed to say was that DIR. Illyes Is prac-
ticing in Palestine, III.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
Then II Happened!

Then IL Happened!
II wonder il you could?" unused
the Rummy, as he dropped a raisin
into his glass of near beer.
You wonder IL you could what ?"
demanded the Barkeep, as he grab
bed an empty bottle.
why, If a man got drunk on
whiskey at a dollar a drink. I won
der II you could refer to his jag as
high tide" replied the Rummy, as
he headed for the door.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30

Down in Mexico a candidates run
ming expenses : chiefly horse feed.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30

Even though Harding is a printer
newspaper men need expect no pl
under his administration.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30

The country is a little better off
when Congress isn't in session. At
least it doesn't expect anything.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
Bits ofBy-Play
BY LUKE McLUKE.
(Copyright, 1870, the Cincinnati
Induirer.) .


A crowd OF laps took on their hats
and stood uncovered while a band
played How Dry / Am" in Portland,
Oregon. They thought 1t was our
National Anthem.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30

Little drops of water,
Little grains of corn;
Make the miley moonshine
That reddens up the horn.
Charley Hadley.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30

It's pretty tough, I'm telling you,
And II sure makes us fuss,
To fall In with a fellow who
Wants to fall out with us.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30

The trouble about government by
the people is that few men big
enough to fill an Office will accept
il.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
HO. Humi

A roman often gets the blues,
She has so many humdrum cares;
When Paw goes out and airs his
views,
Poor Nav stays home and views
his heirs.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
OH!

What is the smoke nuisance, any
way?" asked the old Fogy, as he
looked up from the newspaper he
vas reading.
The fellow who Is always mooch-
ing Matches replied the Crouch.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
anne Us Names


Sarah B. Gay lives at Franklin
Ohio.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
Wun!

Fathers I'm afraid,
At times he is u grouchy pup;
I know he calls a spade a spade,
When Mother asks him to dig up.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
AnybOdy Seen Kelly?

NEW YORK-Fans aren't going
crazy over the Giants this year but
they all love George Kelly, the
string bean awkward first baseman.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
GNshi

(Card in Henry County. KY, Locally
DR.. S. p. SESMER,
d. c., Phi. c., MT. d., d. S.. d. N,
K. D.. Phi. ID. ID. o., n. D., d.. f.
d. H.. ID. z.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-06-30
RepubIicanismM
the S

copyright, 1920. by the washing
ton starr
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-01
WORK FIRST MADE
AD CLUBS SLOGAN

INDIANAPOLIS, April IA new
slogan has been found for conventions.
II is business first" and will be
strictly adhered to when the conven-
tlon of the Associated Advertising
Clubs OF the World ID held in India
napolis. June 6 to 10 in what. it is be-
lieved, will be one of the worlds
greatest business conventions during
this year.
Brass bands will give way to brass
tacks when the convention is held. the
Indianapolis convention board has
announced. There will be no loud
noise and '.hurrahs" at the convention
In the past.
The convention Is going to cost
$3.50 a minute and speakers will have
to deliver on that basis" f. T. Mere
dith. secretary of agriculture and
president OF the Associated Advertis-
ing clubs said In a letter TO the con-
vention board.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-01
IS FINE FOR
KIDNEYS, QUIT MEAT
Flush the Kidneys at once when
Back hurts or Bladder
bothers.

No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make a mistake by
flushing the kidneys occasionally, says
weIl-known authority. Meat forms
uric acid which clogs the kidney pores
so they sluggishly filter or strain only
part of the waste and poisons from
the blood, then you get sick. Nearly
all rheumatism. headaches, liver trou-
Bile, nervousness, constipation, dfzzin-
ness, sleepIessness. bladder disorders
comes from sluggish kidneys.
The moment you feel a dull ache in
the kidneys or your back hurts. or "
the urine is cloudy. offensive. full of
sediment, irregular OF passage or at
tended by a sensation OF scalding. get
about four ounces Of Jad Salts from
any reliable pharmacy and take
tablespoonful In a glass Of water be-
fore breakfast for a few days and
your kidneys will than act fine. This
famous salts Is made from the acid
OF grapes and lemon juice combined
with lithia and has been used for gen.
eratiOns to flush clogged kidneys and
STIMULATE them to activity. also to ned
tralize the acids in urine so IL no long
er causes irritation. thus ending blad-
Ger disorders.
Jad Salts is Inexpensive and cannot
injure: makes a delightful efferVes-
cent lithia-water drink which all reg
lular meat eaters should take now and
then To- keep the kidneys clean and
ithe blood pure. thereby avoiding ser
ious Ridney complications.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-01
FEMININE OF LIAR IS
'F|BBER' SAYS CANON

LONDON. April 1.-The feminine
of "liar" is '.fibber."
That's why women make better IL
ars than men.
1t sounds paradoxical, but Cannon
Peter Green says it is so. He was ad-
dressing the Liverpool police court on
Juvenile Crime.
"a criminal boy" he said, ''is silly
A criminal girl is worse. There is
nothing to equal n girl who has got
off the right track. Pad boys tell lies
which can be spotted. but girls lie cor
rectly. circumstantially and in a
most interesting and probable man
ner which takes infinite knowledge
and wisdom to discover. The crimes
of boy offenders convince me their
offenses are the outcome not OF bad
ness but Stiffness and imbecility."
Canon Green ascribes this differ
ence between boy perverters and girls
of the same ilk. to the gentler criticism
meted out to the frail sex.
''If a boy at school is found out in
deception he is proclaimed liar.
and boys are trained from early days
to despise liars. The term is deemed
too harsh for feminine offenders. and
the most they are ever found out in is
a fib.' Girls will continue to fib light
heartedly. with never a blush when
they are found out. This becomes a
habit. And girls fib so efficiently that
before long they are convinced of the
truth of their own untruths and will
add to a story with limitless imagina-
ton. never once garbling the yarn. un-
ii. it reaches perfectly plausible and
possible finish"
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-01

by farmers of this section. They state
that In the case OF hard Red Spring
wheat. many Northwest farmers have
protested vigorously against the dis
eliminating test weight. Not only do
they believe that the test weight for
this grade should not be lowered still
further but many of them declare
that il hard Spring wheat remains at
oS pounds then the white club Of the
northwest should also be. lowered TO
S..
The asked increase in the amount
Of Spring wheat In Durum and Durum
i, n spring wheat is objected to by
northwest farmers who state that the
only change in amount OF mixtures al
Iowa BILE should be less penalty for
mixtures of classes Of similar tex
tures. e.. fss ~
If any changes are made In the
northwest wheat growers
"n''ld benefit materially by the crea-
tions of sub classes for hard and soft
Il. iuo. according to farmers.
AS the hearing at-Chicago was held
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-01
Natatorium Leaves s15s.s7
FARMERS OBJECT TO PROPOSED
CHANGE
CONTINUED from page ~

for much of the Pacific Coast wheat.
An increase in the amount of permis-
sable moisture, they state. would be a
disadvantage TO most OF the wheat OF
the northwest. which contains 10 per
cent less moisture than does the wheat
of the middle west. 1t is estimated
that wheat from the northwest coh-
tains four percent more dry matter
than that Of other sections. II the
moisture content is increased. say
county farmers. 1t will permit buyers
to buy the dry wheat of this section
and sell it according to the proposed
moisture schedule.
Foreign Material Test
An increase in the permissible
amount. of foreign material will also
be asked by middle west farmers at
the hearing. 1t is stated that middle
west farmers, because OF drought, were
forced to plant rye with wheat and
therefore ask that one per cent of
rye. over and above the present
of foreign material, be per-
mitted. Farmers OF the northwest
have not grown rye with wheat and
object to the proposed change as un-
fair.
The lowering of-the test weight, one
pound for each grade, Is objected to
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-04-01
FEW MORE MEETINGS
OF WILSON'S CABINET
ARE NOW LOOKED FOR

WASHINGTON. April 1.--Continu-
ed failure OF President Wilson to as
semble his cabinet, a project approx
ed more than a month ago by DR..
Cary T. Grayson, gives color to the
belief of some officials that these
time honored conclaves will be few
and far-between during the remainder
If his administration.
Even before the resignation of Rob-
ert Lansing. resulting from Wilson's
ire over the calling of informal con-
ference" by the then secretary of state,
the President had DR.. Grayson's null
sanction to convene are preside over
his group of departmental secretaries.
4 week after the sensational episode
of February 13. White House officials
looked for a cabinet meeting in a short
time. 1t did not eventuate. however.