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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-08-04
ESTADO DEL TEMPO

Pron6st!co cue rinde para hoy el
Observatorio Meteorological de San
Antonio:
Temperature variable cuyo maxi
mum fluctuara entire los IS Y los 90
grados. De lleeros a moderados vien-
los del Nordeste variando hacia e.
Surests.
La temperature de aver fluctu6 en-
te. los - Y los eS grades a "a SON.
bra, dejandose sentir la temperature
raaxima entre 2 V 8 de la taede.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-08-04
OBREGON AGASAJADO EN- LA
CAPITAL TAPATiA

GUADALAJARA, Julio Slayer
saliE de esta ciudad o rumbo a Ia
de Ocotl4n ell general Alvaro Obregon.
a su paso por esta fue ~agasajado por
sus amigos Y partidarios que en- su
honor veriftcaron en- Ell teatro Diego
llado' I'm festival de cuyo ofrecimien
TO Sc encarg6 Ell senior jose G. Zuno.
Ell magestuoso coiiseo viose repleto
de concurrentes en- que Sc veian re-
pr~esentadas todas las clases sociales.
Exhibi6se una pelfcula tomada du-
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-08-04
AtropeHodo por un
~dutocamioa de carga

A las once y minutes de la mahana
de aver resistr6se en- ell cruzamiento
re las Gales de Guadalupe y Zarza-
rlora I'm accidente de trafico del cual
tue yfctima ei senior Cruz Medrano.
FL expresado senior fue derribado por
I'M a~utocami6r de carga que por YER
dadero milagro no lie ocasion6 lesion
aIsuna de g~raveadd. hedrano fue
transportado a su doricilio. sito en-
las GALES de Guadalupe, numero 1919.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-08-04
MUCHAS MFRACClONES
-)o|(
Hubo duranfe el mes de
iulio al ~reglamente
del trGfico

Por datos Que nos Eueron suun'nIs-
-rados en- las o~f:cinas de pehcia' p0a'-
mos darnos Cusnta del gran ncmero
DC aprehensiores que practice "a po-
1icfa sanatoniana en- atencion solo Y
las i~nfracctones al reElamento de ira
ftco. o cuyo cumplimlento Sc pFeo-
. cadl die mas las autoridades
o. IA ciu6ad.
Los datos de reterencia ~arrojan ma
ca menos que doscientas setenta Y
una de~tenciones .practicadas solaTen-
10 en- el pasado mes de Julio, de chaUf-
fers que ~violaron tai o cual dIspos'-
ci6n del resiamento ed trafico.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-08-04
APRoBo LAS FACULTADES EX'
TRAORDlNARlAS DE QUE
DISPGSO Ell EJEECUTlVO =

PACHUCA Hgo. Agosto LA ca
mara de Diputados del Estado, en- Sc
sion recienta. aprob6 Ell uso que Ell
Executive hizc de las facultades eS-
traordinarias que en- todos los ramos
de Ia administration le otorgo du-
rante ell periodic de sesiones 0ltimo.
D:chas racultades extraordinarias ce-
saron el d;a cinco del mes de julio.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-08-04
o LOS RoTELES

Sc h~ospedan en- el hotel Gunter de
esta ciudad: Ell sehor don Eduardo
Flores V tamilia- q~uienes procedeptes
de IA ciudad de Nogales. Arizona, Sc
dirisen a Ia capital de Ia RepIblica
|mexicaaa: Geo S. Fertner, proceiente
del puerto de Tampico; licenciaiFc. O..
NJ. Triso. Salvador Petisme Y A. We
zzali. procedentes de Ia ciudad de Me-
yico.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-08-04
in negro fue declarado inc.
cente de un robo

Ned Smith un negro que hubo de
comparecer ante ell iurado del pueblo
en- Ia Corta 57a. de Distrito. por sa-
ciepde a mas dc ~cincuenta d6lares. >fre
declarado inocente en- ell juicio que
aver .por la emahana Sc lie instruy6
ante el iuez de Ia expresada corte.
Mr.. ". W. Walling.
Smith fu4 presto en- Immediate II
bertad.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-08-04
RECISTRO CIVIL
MATRINCNIOS

Faustino Vargas y Evelia GuaJar-,
DC.
Hiram SECRET y Petra Perez.
Primitive Shears Fillarreal y Mar
carita Hurtado.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-08-04
Exi,eeneias completes de ca
mi,as para hombres a pre-
clos De saerifieio

Todas las camisas de pr
mera clase. punos dooles y
suaves hechas por Wilson
Rros. Arrow Brand, Gee P.
otras marcSs conoc!Cas
Dor TODD ell pals, p los 81
guientes precios sumamen-
te reducidos
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-08-04
SOMBRERO GRATIS Ell VIERNES

Ell viernes unicamente ofreceremos con cada traJe
que Sc nos compre. que importe &c SIS. 90 en- adelante,
un sombrero para ~caballsSo a elegir, de fieltro o de vera
no Y que ~importan hasta $500 sbsolutamente gratis No
hay recargos en- esta oferta. listed tiene derecho a su
vestido a prec:o especial Y los So. 90 son absolutamente
gratis. Obtenga I'd. su vestido de otono el viernes con
sombrero gratis.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-08-04
CERRADO AL PUBLICO

Ell lunes martes V microbes, esta tenda
estara cerrada en- preparation de esta venta la
mas grande que Sc halla intentado.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-08-04
EXTRA ESPECIAL

Cuellos duros V suaves marca Arrow, IN compieto
surti6o de estilos ' tamanos, que cuestan 50 centaTos, Sc
ofreceran el jueves viernes y saoado por canneH y
Lfnite una docena para cada comprador.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-08-04

Camisas para hombre de $3.50 ahora sl.oo
Ell iueves en- Ia manana a las $50, el dia de Ia lnau
ouraci6n colocaremos q "a venta unlcarente on canlIsas
nara hombre, de madras Y otras classes, tananos IA a -
one cuestan hasta IS. so por el precio solamente de S4.uo
4N Estss no son sobrantes. sino seleccionadas de nues-
tro aImacen Y puestas q este preclo. Recuerae que son
solamente so camisas a. preclo anterior. Este aQul
~ a. -eIoi nnaroue las 8 ' so V aprovechese de ests gran
onor+rpidad
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-08-04

Aqui We I'd. los precios mas reducidos que Sc hallan
puesto nunca en- trajes de verano en- TOGO San Antonio.
MaterialeS que comprenden Palm Beach legiumo, tela
de verano, tropicaies, etc. Differences estllos, Iodos de AGA
bado irreprochable Y estllos para JoVenes y senores.
Todos los vesddos de $3.50 ahora -. 80. -. ..' -. slo4o
C6mprese uno o mas de estos magnificos trajes
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22
MRS. WO0DCOCK
TO FACE TRIAL
Accused OF Murder, Comes
Up for Perjury First

SAN FRANCISCO. March "a
Mrs. Alice Woodcock, formerly OF
Tacoma. viii be tried April ~ on n
perjury charge. The date WIS set
today by Judge Ward. He has not
aot date for her trial on the
charge ~ numbering Edward Kelly.
Attorney Kehoo. for the defend.
ant. objected. saying IL was Illogical
not to try IA person for the more
serious crime first
III the murder charge h not tried
soon We may invoke the s0.day
rule" said Kshoe. Under this rule
he claimed n person must be tried
within 90 days Of a given date or be
set free.
II promise. 10 far AZ humanity pos
slbie, 10 bring MB. Woodoock to
trial on the murder charge within
TINT time" said Assistant District
Attorney Rncy
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22
LAUNDY IS UP
FOR RED TRIAL.
Portland Man Accused OF
Criminal SyndiCaIism

PORTLAND, Ore. March "a
Joseph LAundy. alleged l. w. W.
agitator. and former leader OF the
radical faction Of the Portland Cen
trail Labor council, was brought TO
trial on charges Of criminal syndL
caIlnm before Circuit Judge J. W.
Belt, OF Yamhlll county. here today.
Iaundy h. the first OF 70 alleged
I w. w. TO be tried on the same
charge.
District Attorney Evans WIN
personally direct the prosecution OF
the case. which IL generally 10
garded 40 a test Of the new oregon
criminal syndlcaiism statute. lie
will be assisted by Earl Bernard.
George +. Vandsrveer. Northwest
/. w. W. counsel, who defended the
men convicted Of murder In the re-
cent Montesano trial. appeared for
the defense when the case was
called today.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22
Wool Growers Ask
for Protection

In a letter received Monday from
the Washington State Wool Grow.
ers' association, the Chamber Of
Commerce il asked 10 support n bill
now in congress which would compel
dealers 10 label all Blrgin wool prod.
ucts.
The annual production OF wool in
this state exceeds 100000 pounds,
the letter points out. and the bill
would protect purchasers from re.
ceiving shoddy substitutes for genu.
inc wool.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22
Take His Money
and Kick Him Out

Thoo Nalnnr. 200 Third ave.
complained 10 the police Monday
that he had been kicked out OF Ii
Greek coffee house AZ iis Third ave.
after having lost 500 In a gambling
game. He was advised 20 have a
warrant sworn out for the arrest OF
the proprietor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22
BISBEE CASE IS
AGAIN DELAYED
Arizona Deportation Trial Is
Postponed

TOMBSTONE. Ariz.. March 22,--
Failure Of Judge Samuel Pattee TO
arrive today after having spent the
weekend at his home In Tucson,
caused another poHtponement OF the
Bisbee deportation trial
Judge Alfred G. lockwood. sitting
for Judge Pattee. formally ADJOURN
"a court until o'clock Wednesday
afternoon.
IL IN understood Judge Pattee has
not reached "a decision on the ad-
instability Of alleged conspiracy evi-
dence the defense wishes 10 offer.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22
Prince of Wales
a Regular Guy,
Driver III Saw

LONDON. March 2?.--The Prime
OF Wales is a good fellow. London.
ers delight to tell yarns illustrating
this quality. Here r. the latest:
Tho other afternoon he paid n call
upon Il. S. Montagu. secretary c:
state for India. who has been M.
When tho prince came out. his auto
was in front OF the house, but his
chauffeur was missing.
few minutes later the driver
appeared very much perturbed and
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22
Had $40 in Stamps,
He's Held in Jail

week by city police, is stu detained
NJ the county jail al the instance Of
federal authorities. over $40 worth
Of postage stamps were found In
McGrudcrs possession when arrest.
ed. He ls held on suspicion that he
may have been implicated IN series
81 postoffice robbericn In this sec.
ton recently.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22
Dragging Lake in
Search for Bow

Police dragged Lake Union Mon.
day. Mt the request of Mrs. A. Stray,
ia Caller st., whose G-yoar.old boy
failed TO return home Sunday night.
lie was last seen at tho foot of
Stoneway ave. on the lake shore.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22
PRAGUE FEARS NEW
OUTBREAK OF TYPHUS
FROM LACK OF SOAP

PRAGUE. March 22.-For lack OF
soap thousands Of children viii die
here In the spring.
we have used our fat for food. :"
said Alice Masaryk. daughter OF the
president OF the Czech republic and
Red Cross head. today. Unless
America sends.us soap or fat 10 make
II from. our children viii perish when
typhus comes with the warmer
weather"
There In not enough soap 10 wash
the linen In the hospitals. Babies die
here every day from simple hack Of
cleanliness. Pcstilenoe and dirt go
hand In hand. The great typbus
carrier In the louise and soap Is indlss
pcnsable In deIousing work.
The funds America has sent here
are now being used 10 buy food and
soap. Both are essential but the
Red Cross workers say that OF the
two. the soap In the more important.
There are 500 children in one hos
pital alone. who will die of tubercu
losis unless they can be removed 10
clean surroundings at once
The Inability OF the people 10 keep
clean IL making them lose their self
respect. echo-slovakia only asks
temporary aid. With a chance she
viii climb TO her feet and take her
49, srkfh fho nations.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22
Water Shut-Off
Notice Is Issued

Water viii be shut OFF IN NJ. 62d
and NJ SAD, between Woodland Park
ave. and Burke ave, on Tucaday.
from a. m. to 9 y. m.
n q man marries money he should
be devoted to his wife.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22
GERMANY NOW
LESS VIOLENT
Government Slowly Estab-
fishing Authority

LONDON, March ss--Dh-
patches here today Indicated
the conditions In Germany are
becoming quieter.
The government has ~
established Its authority nj kiel
and LEIPZIG. dispatches said.
and the attorney general has
started proceedings against DIR.
Won Kapp and Gen. Baron Won
Iueitwitx. the leaders Of the
insurrcctlon.
An official Berlin wireless gave
these terms az the agreement be
tween labor unions and the GOV
crnmcnt for calling OFF the general
strike.
4 new cabinet win b. formed
with the cooperation o. the iabor
unions.
Officials Of ne Won Kapp insur.
rcciion win be punished.
Rcor ganiTation Of the admins.
tration thru appointment OF rcpub.
iican officials.
NATfoNAIIZE MINES
- ONE DEMAND
Specialization ~ industry. inciud.
Ing naturalization OF mines and
tho potash industry.
Stronger measures TO conserve
and increase the supply OF food
stufff. prosecution OF Illicit traders
and new agrnrian measures.
Reorganization OF tho rcichswchr
under leadership OF republican off.
GERS with special recognition Of the
labor unions.
Removal OF all known rcao.
tionahes from the government.
Rumors that communist army
was marching on Berlin caused
great excitement in the German
capital yesterday. dispatch said.
Tho inner city was fenced with
double harhed wire entnnglcmcnts.
Machine guns have been placed at
regular areas turnout Berlin. dis.
patches said. Holes have been
knocked In government buildings
for tho erection OF machine gun
cmplacoments.
one dispatch said that radicals
In the strike movement had Issued
n manifesto declaring the workers
viii remain out until they obtain
complete socialism. The indepon.
dent socialists. this dispatch said,
demanded disbandmcnt OF all
military police and creation OF a
revolutionary defense corps. aboli
ton OF the state OF siege and i'm.
mediate naturalization of mines.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22

This is w. NJ. Livengood. Seattle
business man, who will have charge
Of the big task OF raising $3.50. 900
toward the Northern Baptists five.
year budget OF 100000. 900. Llven.
good IL Western Washington director
OF the drive. which viii be held In
the last week OF April. Seattle ia
scheduled to subscribe moro than
y32s. 900 toward this fund
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22

crestfallen. lie explained that tho
maids In the Montagu household had
invited him to tea I'm the kitchen, and
as they were very good looking
The princes peal OF laughter
showed him that his royal highness
had caught the point and that all
was we'll
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22
Thieves Acquire
Four Suits Clothes

Thieves acquired four suits OF
clothes and II yards of cloth Sunday
night from s. H. Weber's shop at
taoi Fourth ave, the police were in
formed Monday.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22

the bed pictured here shows The
savings In this sale
full slre. best ivory finish: five
flat panels pleasing wtyicl rexu-
lar price ts..S0! SALE PRICE.
sts.sa.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22

American foreign trade for Jan.
uary. 1920. aggregated t1,2o6, 9,5a6,
one of the highest monthly totals In
history and 80 per cent greater than
that for January. 1919. which was
sS3l.5i5.i27.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22

That chance must include fair
start for her children and that they
cannot have IL their little bodies are
too crumpled and twisted by starva.
ton and racked by disease.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-03-22
Taboo Bartender's Book
on Art of Mixing EN-

SAN FRANCISCO, March "a
Drinks as They Are Mixed" wax the
title of n book a bartender now out OF
a Job, intended TO publish. Nothing
doing" said tho prohibition enforcer.
mot even for the export trade"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26
The Horoscope
SUNDAY AND MONDAY,
july 1925.

Sundays sideral figure points TO
a lively and interesting day. 1t is
good time 10 ask favors and 10 deal
with superiors Honors and pre-
ferment are indicated 1t is a for
tunate day. excepting for removal
or travelling.
Those whose birthday ii is have
the promise Of a fortunate year.
with honors or promotion. Do not
move or travel A child born on this
day will be fortunate and will rise
in life.
Monday promises TO be a rather
quiet day, with social Interests taxi
ing precedence over business, which
is under an adverse Mercury and 4
malefic Saturn, threatening delays
and disappointments Also there is
danger from deceit and false ac-
quaintances. Those in employment
should be careful.
Those whose birthday il is have
the prophecy OF a quiet year. al
though they will find social, domes-
tic and affectiOnal affairs pleasant
and prosperous. A child born on
this day will be popular. lovable and
interesting. possibly owing 10 a
poetic or psychic nature.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26

neutrality The Cox editorials were merely at var
lance with the pro-war republicans OF that hour.
wanting war. because they wanted war. but
because they wanted something 10 find fault with
the Wilson administration He seemed 10 fol-
low the thought Of the administration and there
fore. OF course the chronic Wilson hater. it
at least un-American. And Furthermore Mr.. Cox
when the did come left stone unturned
either governor editor. publisher, to help
win IT, a fight which he is continuing to the
end that the ideals for which America fought may
not be swamped guttered and discarded at the be-
hest Of republican "copperheads."
Perhaps few things might be said too about
Mr. Harding If disposed dig them
IF, after crying for clean campaign, the repubh-
really that It shall be clean the part
Of the democrats only. while they with-a sort
Of "holer than thou" proceed violate it at
every turn, maybe it is a game that two play
at OF course, with issues. manufactured
ones. it may be expected that they will have
sort to something, of that kind, manufacturing it
they have manufactured their issues. but
mud" becomes mere dirt" when the juice is
squeezed out,-and dirt flies and sometimes into the
very eyes of those who spread it.
Dusty flesl"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26

Former Lieut.. f. r. Reeder.
basket under arm, registered at the
city market early Saturday morning.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26
THE IDEAL HUSBAND.

Mort Reed, who moves the family
nest while the wife is away.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26
NTURIEL.

The quantity demure Muriel is
one Of the oldest and most beloved
OF English names. Its earliest form.
Meriel, is still in common uSag e
abroad. II signifies "n1yrrh." the
precious perfume Of early Biblical
days and a special reverence at
taches TO the name, since myrrh was
one Of the gifts brought by the
Wise Men TO the newborn babe in
the manger at Bethlehem.
Seldom in the history OF etymolo-
gy, has name preserved its origin
al identity so faithfully as Muriel.
1t has suffered no change, since
Merial was first taken from the
Greek word meaning myrrh. Nor
did il leave its native heath 10 un-
dergo Transformation by another
language No other country has an
equivalent even America transport
ed it intact.
The moonstone is Muriels tails
manic gem. According TO an old
legend it Will endow her with the
purity and beauty Of the moon
beams which the ancients believed
were imprisoned in the stone II Is
likewise said 70 give her the gift
of prophetic vision whereby she
may read the future Sunday is
her lucky day and her lucky num-
Der. The cornflOwer is her special
bloom.
Downright. 1o20.)
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26
More Truth
Than Poetry
By JAMES ]. MONTAGUE
TIE DIFFERENCE.

When beer was five a glass
And whisky ten a drink,
When topers we would pass
We usually would think:
Though lots Of fun they had
In yonder corner bar,
1t really is too bad.
Poor drunkards that they are"
But whisky sells today
At twenty-five a quart,
And slowing it away
Is an expensive sport.
While beer cannot be had
For any sort Of pelf
Except the very bad
Home brew you make yourself.
And those who have a store,
Beneath the cellar stair.
Are getting more and more
Disposed 10 keep IT there.
miser and his gold
Are easier 10 part
Than those who have and hold
The markings OF a start.
And when a topser now
We pass upon the street,
With an uncertain brow
And more uncertain feet,
Who goes upon his way
In sodden Stupor sunk,
We look at him and say:
He must be rich-he's drunk"
Copyright, 1900
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26

AND A FEW MORE
Miss Take Lyd Pinkham
Helen Summer Amy Erican Drug
June Bride Alice of Nincennes
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26
WHAT'S In A NAME

facts about your name; its
history: its meaning; whence IL
was derived: its significance;
your luclsy day and lucky jewel.
Ply MILDRED MARSHALL.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26

A. r NJ, who we presume is Ar
thur Royce Macdonald. the tall. thin
one at the Lamport-M macdonald com
pany, postcards us from Sheboygan.
Wis. that he is-but we guessed it
on his way north 10 Canada. See
Canada First" seems 10 be the new
slogan adopted by the mentioning
business men of this country. Thank
God for our brother at Montreal.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26
It's Very Arid.

You could drink all the moisture
in the democratic platform and still
be able to walk one Of its planks
without wabbling.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26

Sir Thomas, I've a goodly cup,
I'd give you in a minute:
Twill cause no pang TO give II up
I've nothing to put in il.
H NJ 6
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26
The Tower of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

der If Brother Thomas OF the Cen
trail Drug missed any OF his melons
while Alex was lettering about out in
front The circumstances. as we
look back over them. are extremely
suspicious.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26

Presidential Nominee James Cox is
coming 10 South Bend the latter
part OF next month. While here
we're going to ask him If he has
ever been bothered with type lice
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26

There Are Lilies And Lilies.
W. c. T. L. leader says tina,
rouging a woman is like painting a
lily We have seen some lilies
that would be improved by painting
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26

FAMOUS GIRLS.
Annie Mostly Ruth Less
Vera Similitude Grace Church
Polly Gamous Olive Drab
AMERICAN LEGION.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-07-26
GIBRLE-GABBLF

GIBBLE-GABBLE.
Il want 10 tell YOU" said the sage,
How 10 make business buzz"
Il know" the boob said in a rage.
And everybody does
Yes. everybody knows and tells
Just what the matter is.
And all we get is shouts and yells.
But they don't help the biz.
We work our Jaws. we work our
lungs.
With all our nights and mains.
We work our appetites and tongues,
But not our brawns or brains"
You said it!' said the sage. Poor
Nut.
This chatter we should drop"
Il know IL" said the sad boob, but
We don't know how 10 stop!"
IT. X. II.
II is said the Japanese sip their
tea IN a loud and unseemly manner
and in so doing they show their ap-
probation Of the product 10 their
host. The louder they sip the more
appreciative they are. Every time
we hit a lunch counter, we manage
somehow or other TO bump into two
or three appreciative Japs.
We found Alex Coquillard, the
widely known insurance hound
standing in front OF the Central Drug
store reading a copy of the ever so
widely known News-Times. Alex
wanted 10 know what it would be
worth to us as an advertisement
Figuring Alexis time as being pretty
valuable, we believe we would be
willing to pay him a quarter IL he
would agree TO stand in front of the
drug store a half day.
And on second thought. we Won