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The Laurens advertiser. (Laurens, S.C.) 1885-1973, 1920-08-25

administration and other people at
Washington that he has the confidence
of his people, for this will increase his
power there to work for us.
Very truly,
j. W. QUARLES.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
CAVALRY UNIT IS
OFFERED N.M.M.I.
by UNITED STATES
War Department Will Make
1t Possible for New Mex
leo Boys To Be Trained
in Mounted ManeuverS.


Roswell, N. NJ, Sept. "A caval-
nv unit of the reserve officers
training corps is now probability
at the New Mexico Military insti-
tute. Captain Pearson Meneher.
general staff, Washington, D. G.,
was a visitor at the institute re-
Gently making the trip to Roswell
to interview the school authorities
:, It'll view to installing the caval-
nv unit here. Captain Mencher in
formed the institute officials that
the war department, under its re-
organization, had decided to officer
mounted training in eight schools.
The New Mexico Military institute
was selected as one of the eight
military schools in the United
States for the work.
The plan suggested by the war
department is that the institute fur
nish the necessary stable room to
take care of the horses and to pro-
vide sufficient storage place for
feed AID equipment, the govern
ment to take charge of all addition
al expense, including furnishing the
horses, saddles and other equip
ment, in sending a detachment of
soldiers to take care of the horses
and an officer especially detailed
to instruct in mounted drill.
The regents of the institute now
have this matter under considera-
ton and if it is possible to secure
funds to erect the neces-
sary stables. the offer from the
war department will be accepted.
The authorities of the school are
over the compliment
paid the institute as being one Sc
lected for this service and because
1t will mean great deal in the
training Of the cadets, in added in
Lerest in the military work and in
the scope of the insti- |
lutte
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
JOHNSTON WINS
FROM WILLIAMS
IN TENNIS PLAY
10y .o~s,so JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASE, w,Hr,

-
Forest Hills, N. Y, sept. a.
William NJ. Johnston turned aside
formidable opponent for his hon
ors when, by forceful playing, r.
Norris Williams II, in the fourth
round of the thirty-ninth all-com
ers' national tennis championship
singles today. The two stars of the
Davis cup team fought at the all
court type OF game, Johnston mas
tering his opponent in straight sets,
SO, ga, TO.
This was the outstanding bat
tie of the day, although in the 9TH
er matches OF the round form pre-
vailed and William T. Tilden IL,
worlds title holder, Wallace T..
Johnson, the wizard of the chop
stroke; G. Colket Gamer, Walter
Westbrook and Watson NJ. Wash
burn were winners. Washburn ac-
counted for the defeat OF Charles
S, Garland, of the Davis cup team,
beating. him, 7-5li7s2u7ySdt aniig
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
GAL WESTON is SECOND
IN VALUE OF EXPORTS


Washington, Sept. 2.-Galveston
Tex, took second rank among ports
of the United States in the value
of exports during the fiscal year
ended last June 80. The total value
of is foreign shipments as given
by the department of commerce
was s59S, 239.227 or nearly double
those of 1919 and greater by three
times than those in 1918.
Noary half of all the exports
from the whole country were sent
out of New York, the value being
$S,SS3,GSS,5SS, or $4,000, 900
greater than the exports the year
before and nearly $1,000, 900, 900
more than those in 1918.
New orleans ranked third with
a total of 5S9.4O9,222 or $780,
100000 more than during the year
before. Philadelphia was fourth
with $449,691 .705. or $4O,000,O0O
less than the year before. Balti-
more was noXt with $33S,961,443,
or $24.000,000 more than the year
before. Savannah. Ga, ranked
next and ahead of Boston with
$311.17l3Ss or double the 1919
total. Exports from Boston were
valued at S2Sl,6l4,919 or $4,000
600 more than the year before.
Exports from Norfolk and New
pert News were valued at $226,-
00S,2SS or more than double those
in 1919. San Francisco was slight
~ ahead of the Virginia ports with
$233,654773 as was Seattle with
s22S,1S6.694,
Exports from the other princi-
pal ports were:
Tampa. Fla. 500, 1874 1872, COM
pared with $51.S76.014 the year be-
fore
Mobile, Ala, $S7.7S2.7O1, COM
pared with $5O,91s,536,
Port Arthur, Tex. $74,7G5,920,
compared with $54,417364.
Wilmington. n. C. $34,S12,142,
with $11,321.62O.
Portland Ore. s42,S12,S91. COM
pared with $3O.51S,519.
Charleston. S. c.. $32,474,625,
compared with $3,041,315.
Los Angeles, $21.S74,135, COM
pared with $S,790,963.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
DEMPSEY ENDS
HARD WORK FOR
M|SKE BAT TIE
Champion Goes Three Vi
Cious Rounds With Greb
and Shows Followers He
Is In First Class Shape.

Benton Harhor, Mich, Sept. e
With but one more day of hard
work remaining in their ira ming
grind. Jack Dempsey and Billy
Miske today gave their sparring
partners a vicious mauling for six
rounds. Speed was the watchwori
and after the workout Dempsey
and the challenger declared they
boxed at the top of their form.
Dempsey however, got the best
Workouts he travelled three muir
derous sessions with Harry Greb
the Pittsburgh light heavyweight,
and another trio with Marty Far
rell, Pacific coast middleweight.
Miske feels the lack of capable
sparriNg mates and he was com
PEELED TO set the pace himself.
The three round set-to between
Greb and Dempsey was more in the
nature of a real fight instead of a
training romp. Dempsey bored into
the Pittsburgher with savage rights
and lefts and lifted him off the
tdiiNdH Win oic Sht-ldIlA'i W Niic
ribs The champion showed the
crowd of 1,500 that he was in per
feet condition,
There will be very little differ
ence in the weight of the heavy
weights Monday, Dempsey scaled
1S9 pounds before his workout and
1t was announced Miske also tipped
the beam at that figure.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
American League
Icy MORNING JOURNAL s-.e.AI rxAsxp WHEEL
Philadelphia, .: Detroit, o.

Philadelphia, Sept. 2,--Philadel-
phia made it three straight from
Detroit when Harris arm and
Perkins bat sent them down to de-
feat Harris allowed Jennings
men only two safe blows. His
pitching opponent, Oldham, also
worked well after the opening in
ming, striking out eight men.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03

st. Louis, Sept, Ring pitched
and batted Cincinnati to victory
over st, Louis today. Rings double
in the second drove in two runs and
his sacrifice fly in the fourth scored
the visitors other tally. He held
the locals to six hits. Score:
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03

Boston, Sept. 2.--Boston con-
tinued its aggressive playing
against pcnnant contenders by de-
feating New York. II was Myers
fifth straight victory. The game
was marked by five double plays.
Score.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03

The National Association of Sci
entific Angling clubs is to hold its
twelfth annual tournament at CO.
lumbus, O., in connection with the
Ohio state fair.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
WESTERN LEAGUE,

At omaha. 9-6; Joplin, 1-5.
At Des Moines, 3; Oklahoma City
II.
At Sioux City. s; Tulsa, 0.
At st. Wichita. rain.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03

AT st. Paul AS; Milwaukee Ia
At Indianapolis 3; Louisville 2.
At Minneapolis 8: Kansas City A.
At Columbus 8; Toledo 13.s
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
Totals
Pittsburgh,

Summary. lWo-b dse Hlts--1pdh'
croft, Kelly, Southworth, Burns
Three base hit-Schmidt. Stoler
base-Barbare, Frisch. Sacrifice
Bancroft. Double
play - McKechnie, eaton anc
Grimm. Base on balls--Off Barnes
1. off hamilton, 8. Innings pitched
Hamilton, s; Wisner, l. Struck
out-By Barnes. q by Hamilton
2. Wild pitch--Hamllton, 2.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
SOUTHERN ASSOCIATION

At Mobile S-3; Birmingham Iii
At Little Rock is; Chattanooga
81 (second game five innings,
darkness). -..
At Nashville 2; Memphis /.
. At New Orleans s.; Atlanta ..
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
HARLEY DAVIDSON BICYCLES

All makes bicycle tires; large stock fish
ing tackle; bicycle repairing. Every job
guaranteed. We stand back of everything
we sell or repair. Broad Bicycle g. Trad
Ing Co., 32s South Second street. Phone
7ss.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03

The fact that comparatively few
boxing shows have been held in
Kentucky since the new boxing law
came into effect is ascribed to the
stiff license fee of $5t0.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
Only two games scheduled.

-,
The United States has 500 lawn
tennis clubs and an estimated to-
tai of S,50o,oo0 devotees of the
game. .591is9b pnaip
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
New York. 3: Pittsburgh. 1.

Pittsburgh. Sept. New YORK
defeated Pittsburgh. Barnes pitch
ed well after the first inning. Ham
ilton was unsteady. Wisner pitched
the last inning. Score:
New York,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03

The national and international
balloon races of the Aero Club of
America still appear to be CUP in
the air."
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
Totals ....,..29 0 2 "a II |
X-Batted for Oldham in eighth.
Philadelphia.

Philadelphia ,.....200 600 OOx-2
Summary: Stolen base. Walk
err. Sacrifice hit-Griffin, c..
Walker, Bush. Base on balls-Off
Morrisette, /; off Harris, 2. In
nings pitched-Oldham, Z; Morri-
settle, |. Struck out-Ry Oldham,
s; by Morrisette, /; by Harris, ..
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
Boston.

summary. IWo-baSe hitS-Hen-
dryx, Pratt. Three-b base hits
Hooper, Schang. Home run
Ward. Stolen base--Vitt. Sacri-
flee hits-Menosky .. McInnis.
Double plays--Pipp (unassisted) f;
Pratt to Peckinpaugh to Pipp;
Pratt to Pip; Witt to Brady to Nc
Innis; McInnis to Schang to Brady.
Base on balls-0ff Shawkey 8, off
Myers 2, Innings Shaw
key Z. McGraw l. Struck out-By
Myers /.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
Totals 81 J
ST. Louis,

Hornsby. Sacrifice hits-Ring,
Daubert, Neale. Double play
Crane, Rath and Daubert Base on
balls--Off Ring, 3; OFF Haines, B.
Innings pitched-By Haines, s;
Kircher, /. Struck out-By Ring,
1; by Haines, 2.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
AMERICAN ASSOCIATION.

only two games scheduled,
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03
PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE

Sacramento, Sept. 3
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03

Batteries: r. Arlett and Dor
man; Penner and Schang.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-09-03

Los Angeles, Sept. g.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10
HA! HA! HA!

At the foot of n steep hill stood a
sign board on which the following
notice was painted:
DANGER. -Bicyclists and auto
lists are hereby notified that this
hill is dangerous and they are eau,
toned to come down slowly"
Appended to this were the
equally funny lines:
ANY person not able to read the
above, will have 1t read for them if
they call on the blacksmith who
lives around the corner"
A Scotchman saw this notice and
explained to his friends that the
point of the joke was that the
blacksmith might not be at home.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10
Boys and Girls In
Central Europe
Wear Paper Clothes

War games of all sorts were
played by the children of Germany
before the war, especially by the
boys. These games were encour-
aged when the Kaiser was the big
gest man in Germany. But now it
is very different" said Alfred j.
Brown, of Indianapolis, just re-
turned from Europe after a five
months service there with the
American Friends Relief commit
tee, spent mostly in Austria and
Germany.
All during his stay he never saw
any warlike games at all, but in
stead, the children were playing
the charming old folklore games
that were played in the old days be-
fore Germany became an empire.
They are singing the folklore songs
too; very few of the war songs,
sung so much before the war, are
heard now. Groups of young peo-
pie from 16 to Is years old, are
forming groups of wandering min
strels over there and spend their
Saturdays and Sundays and holi-
days walking from town to town
playing guitars or other instru-
ments and singing these lovely
folk songs. Often groups of boys
like our Boy Scouts will start out
on these trips and camp along the
way. Mr. Brown has heard them
initiate bird songs and notes so
well that you might easily be fooled
into thinking you heard the birds
themselves. They sing beauti-
fully, too, the sound coming from
their throats instead of from their
heads.
Lived on Turnips Four Months.
During the war the people, espec-
tally the ~hi,d-an of central Europe
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10

mend harness and ] mended five
sets in the morning and three in
the afternoon.
This morning | looked in my
diary and | found out ! had been
here three months and three days
and thought it was about time I
went back to my old home; so, l
took the same route | came on, and
when hit good old Ohio it was
pretty hard to get used to the quiet
life again.-Dick Kast, age 10 years,
Lewisburg public school, grades.
This story received very favor
able criticism from the judges in
the Junior Palladium Story Writ
ing Contest.1
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10
Young Citizens
~ ~
IS? Adventures ~
E}z2A ~
HUNTING EYE AT CAPITOL
Francis Rolf Wheeler

The Secret Service Man had been
so struck by Hunting Eyes intense
interest in the Navy and Army,
and by the Indian lads eagerness
to don his country's uniform, that
he decided to take him with him on
his next trip to Washington.
There was a great deal to be
shown to Hunting Eye: the Mint,
where the money is made; the
great government buildings; the
General Post office, where Hunting
Eye told his friend of his adven-
lures on a mail train; the White
House, where, as the Secret Serv-
ice man explained, the Temporary
big chief" of all the United States
lived; but, last of all, and best Of
all, came the Capitol.
Bigger than the Army and the
Navy" the Secret Service man ex-
planned, bigger than the courts Of
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10

justice, bigger than the President
what do you suppose that can be,
Hunting Eyer
The Indian lad did not hesitate
for moment.
81 know" he said, "the Council"
yes" said the Secret Service
man, 1.-The Council, or as we call it,
Congress. And it is bigger than
everything else for the same reason
that an Indian tribal council is big
ger than the chief-because every
one has a part in it.
"You spoke of the promise that a
soldier makes when he puts on a
uniform. But it isn't only the SOL
der who makes promise, Hunt
ing Eye. Every American citizen
makes a promise-he VOWS to do
everything he can to help his cOun-
try, not only to obey the laws, but
to help make the laws; not only to
pay his taxes, but to help see that
they are rightly imposed and prop
erly spent. Every American citizen
should have as his chief desire to
make his country better, cleaner,
more Industrious, more frugal.
more deserving of honor with every
day he lives. He can do that by
being so himself. The pride of
America depends on the pride Of
Americans, pride in those things Of
which man should be proud"
Hunting Eye looked up, his eyes
shining.
THE Indian will not fall" he
said.
Nor anyone else, trust" came
the reply. America cannot fall"
Boys and Girls Newspaper Ser
vice.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10
Back to the u. S. A.

There are boys and men who are
brave;
There are boys and men who are
true;
But none are half as good as those
Who fought for the Red, White and
Blue.
Some are home again
In the land OF the u. S. A;
Others are lying in France,
The land so far away.
Many mothers faces are sad
With tear stains on their face,
Thinking of loved ones far away,
For no one can take their place.
Many faces are smiling,
For their boys are no longer away,
But back at home with mother and
Dad,
In the land of the U. S. A.
Some far away in the land of
France,
With a white cross at their head;
The only way to mark the graves
Where our brave heroes lie dead.
Some are honored for bravery,
Some are not hOnOred at all;
But one is just as brave as the rest,
Who faces the cannon ball.
Vivian Marie Beare.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10
BUSIN

The tail-endcr Of the sales force
who had been sitting around hoping
that business would spruce up, put
this question to the star salesman
of his concern:
How do you manage to get SO
many orders, while don't seem to
get any at all?"
Well" said the other, dropping
his voice to an impressive whisper,
Il make it a point to wear out the
soles of my shoes instead of the
seat Of my trousers"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10
ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK;
RIDDLES

l. Some cans: Canvas, canoe
canteloupe, cantata, cancel.
2. Because they are moved by
springs .-ElOise Mills.
8. Because it is most useful
when NOSE widely extended.-E. M
4. Because he takes people up
Mary Louise Bills.
5. The beech.-M. L. B.
6. He always has his pupil I'M
der the lash.-M. L. B.
7. Fire-crackerS.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10
RIDDLES

1. Why is the Statue of Liber
tvs hand eleven inches long? Why
could it not be twelve?-Rosemary
Sharkey, age II years, lndianapo
lis, Ind.
2. There was man that
jumped off a high hotel. Why
didn't it hurt him?-Catherlne
Sharkey, Indianapolis, Ind.
3. Some ages:
(a.) What age is it that people
get stuck on?
o. What age is not good for
digestion Wicket, age III
years, grade E.
4. Why is Sunday the strongest
day?-Mary Louise Bills, West
Fifth street.
S. Why are pen, ink and paper
like fixed stars IN. l.. B.
6. What flower is most likely to
be found in the shop of the shoe
maker?- Eloise Mills, West Main
street.
7. What flower would you wish
for when oppressed with woe?
e. M.
Answers will be published in
next weeks Junior.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10
BEDTIME

My mother blows the candle out
And says goodnight to me.
| hear her bracelets as they ring
And jingle merrily.
| hear her footsteps as they go
Beyond the closing door.
The night has fallen. just as it
Has always done before.
Christian Science Monitor
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10
MyTnp to Texas

| l started from Columbus and
went over to Indiana and stopped
at Richmond and ate dinner at a
hotel.
Then I got on my train and by
the time | got to Illinois, it was
pretty well the middle Of the after
noon. The train stopped at Spring
field, but | did not get off, for |
did not want anything. The next
stop, Kansas City, Missouri, my
train route ended and | had to
board another train.
Then my train took me to Okla
homa and | got off to see friend
of mine and stayed two days and
boarded another train and hit the
trail for Texas.
stopped at San Antonio and saw
a couple of cow-punchers sitting on
fence, and in the cattle yard was
fellow trying to throw bull,
and believe me, when that fellow
came out there was not much left
of his clothes.
He said he would have to get a
new suit and / asked him if
could go along and get some cow
boy toys and he said, "Sure," So, |
went with him and bought suit
and a couple of bandana handker-
chiefs and l put one of them
around my neck and put the other
one in my pocket
Then l thought it was about
time to get something to eat, so l
went to a restaurant and asked for
glass of milk, and a bunch of
cowboys crowded around me and
kicked me out the door, yelling
"Tenderfoot! Tenderfoot!" after
me.
| went to a little cottage and
knocked at the door and motherly
lady came to the door and | got a
good dinner for fifty cents, and she
would not take any more.
Then | walked out of town a
little piece and | came to a ranch
and | went and asked if | could
board and room, and the owner
said yes.
| stayed there about a month
without buying any more clothes
and | was running out.
And as | had no revolver
thought | had better get one, so |
started to walk to town. l came to
a lonely place in the road and in
the middle of the road saw a rob-
Der holding up an old man.
| crept up quietly and grabbed
long club and hit the robber on the
head, but just as l hit him, his
horse kicked me in the leg, and l
fell to the ground with a broken
leg.
The old man picked me up and
put me on the robbers horse and
rolled the robber into the ditch.
Then he got on his horse and took
me to town and had my leg set,
and that kept me in town for about
three weeks.
Then l got my revolver and some
shirts and went back to the ranch.
When got there they were round
ing up cattle, so l got horse and
took part in the roundup.
The next day we branded them
and l branded thirteen.
The next day my job was to
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10

European children are eager to
learn about the United States.
Scrapbooks filled with pictures of
American life are to be sent across
the sea and hundreds of boys and
girls in the Atlantic and Middle
Western states are making scissors
and paste fly, completing 10000 of
these Happiness books"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10

Mr.. James A. Wilder, chief sea
scout of the Boy Scout organiza-
ton, directed the launching of the
sea scoutship Mohawk" at Schen.
ectady in May with due ceremonial.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10

Pasadena, Calf, scouts have
been given 61s acre camp site
located at the edge of the city
overlooking the valley. The site is
covered with oak. sycamore and
olive trees.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10

Children of the ungraded schools
of New York city have made many
toys and sent them to Ellis Island
where there are nearly 200 immi-
grant children in hospital. They
also sent stacks of toys to Euro
pean children.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10
SENSE

Teacher: Which one of the five
senses, sight, feeling, hearing, taste
or smell, could you get along best
without?
Small Boy: Feeling, because
when you get in an accident you
won't get hurt.-Boys' Life.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10

Sky so blue, it makes you wonder
If it's Heaven shining through;
Earth so smiling way out yonder,
Sun so bright it dazzles you;
Birds a-singing, flowers flinging,
All their fragrance on the breeze.
Dancing shadows, green, still mea-
dows-
Don't NOPE! You've still got
these.
Robert W. Service.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10
AN EMPTY JOKE

Snickson: Why is an empty
purse always the same, my boy?
SnacksOn: 'Fraid | can't ell
you!
Snickson: Why, because you
never see any change in it!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-07-10

There is an old saying that any
one born in the month of June will
be small of stature and very fond
of children.