El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-06-17

Several Chinese given permission
to sell fireworks to and including
July s.
dances. but is not 50 comicai as tc
cause dislocation Of the funny bone
still. there are some good things IN it
Marry that woman; her father Is
worth S65.0o0.' says one man to the
other.
"Shueks- That's nothing to me-
plumber"
awhen Greek meets Greek they
start restaurant f. n modern
version Of m old axiom, rs
sprung in this show.
Reno is called The Great Divide. -
Here's one from one Of the girls:
suspect every man I see. I'd
| rather have TO apologize to one once
all the time"
7 saw you with a new girl" says
| one to the other.
/ girl with fresh coat Of paint" says
the first
~Why speak OF EuIoon-why
spenk In the past tense that vnyFs
asks one man OF another. sspeat
In the present tense-say drug
1T takes a lot OF red wine TO make
a fat man fascinating" is the an
sWer OF a girl to a. fat mans invita-
I ton to dinner
4What were You before you
were IN the armyfv asks a girl
OF a discharged soldier.
HAPPY says he.
love all women too wen 70 make
one unhappy" replies the man when
glrl suggests matrimony TO him.
1ou II make a wonderful hus-
Dand,' says a girl 10 a man.
-.,i Hou We oeen opening my mall" he
Describing his love for a girl an
otner man says; i am a volcano OF
emotion, a Vesuvius Of passion"
where's your husband p asks
one girl Of another.
-oh, J parked him sOmeWhere.1
The trouble with these vsupsp
says man, soliloquizing. sis that
tney are Just like a barbershop-vo
can't tell who's next"
Someone comments upon
girls dress rs being plain.
Don't judge me- please, by my
artists model
Here's shot a man takes at the
opposite sex When a woman eatg
her heart on getting a man, the Door
simp always falls"
Here'E a eatty ones
4 n nEnuEnm
this hat home. he would IrSTr
me,7 says the first woman, to her
friend.
swell do him favor and tal.
II home" says the friend
=
were you ever hit with a to-
m9to a local actor asked OF an 1
=. yes, and I wish they had taken 4
u d, out OF the can before they threw /
it, he replied.
went to a butcher shop and
asked for IS cents worth Of porl- /
chops" a girl told a local man. ss15 4
me butcher said I could smell MS
for that"
have sweethearts." she said
VINO bring me rubies and diamonds
ana pearls, but want a wealthy man /
one who can bring me steaks. and I
pOi Aenops ana sugar and even eggs"
A Chicago variation Of an old
one IA given this sruyf Il Ike
my liquor strong and my women
where's your brother now?" asked
glrl OF a Chicago man.
Poor fellow. he's not living anv
more replied the man. Hes a rest /
1ent Of Milwaukee now"
a local comedian says the title Of
ms newest song is: IAN Fords NAV
nave a different rattle, but they ioos
alike in the dark"
y
A girl rejected n suifor the
other day, because, she SAYS. sTn
the OLD days 1 always knew
could find yen in the corner
sAioohs but nOW-oh, now ia
nave TO be searching all over
Ouba and Mexico for you.g
Houses. picture
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A Chicago department sfo-. Z.
olIe[lnE 10 give half a pound OF
sugar free with every five-donsr
K
-, FRANK Hitchcock said: Tell the El
sasoans I'm mighty glad to see Nc
sdIy taxing part in Republican uSoIf-
les we need more men like him in
ne party in the south"
1hey whispered about the Iobbias
.tnohg the Texans during the pasf
week that McNary would male
looo candidate for the Republicans
Q nominate for governor-unIess
ihey make deal with the Bailey FAC
ION 70 put out a mixed ticket ana
ack Bailey himself for gover1or
let not such a move surprise tte neo'
lie OF Texas Peo-