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Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1920-11-04
INDIGESTION
GOES, GOMEZ.
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fixes Your Sour, Classy,
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(Advt.)
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1920-11-04
Not Working But Tired Out

When one feels always tired without
working, or suffers from backache, lum-
bago, rheumatic pains, sore muscles or
stiff joints it is not always easy to To-
cate the source of trouble, but very fire.
quently it can be traced to overworked,
weakened or diseased kidneys. Mrs. L..
Gibson, 18th and Edison ST., La Junta,
Colo, writes: My kidneys were giving
1 took Foley Kidney Pills and they helped
me right away."--(Advt.)
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1920-11-04
Road Asks for Bonds

WASHINGTON, Nov 2. The
Moore Haven and Clewiston railroad,
of Florida, today applied to the in
terstate commerce commission for
authority to issue first mortgage,
forty-year, 6 per cent gold bonds to
thn amount of $4,000.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1920-11-04
RHEUMATISM
A Remarkable Home Treatment

A Remarkable Home treatment
Given by One Who Had It
In the Spring of 1893 was attacked
by Muscular and Sub-acute Rheuma tism.
l suffered as only those who have 1t
know, for over three years. l tried
remedy after remedy. and doctor after
doctor, but such relief as l received
was only temporary. Finally, found
a treatment that cured me completely,
and it has never returned. / have given
it to a number who were terribly af-
flicted and even bedridden with rheu-
natism, some of them 70 to so years
old, and results were the same as in
my own case.
l want every sufferer from such forms
of rheumatic trouble to try this mar
velous healing power. Don't send a
cent: simply mail your name and adj
dress and / will send it free to try.
After you have used it and 1t has proven
itself to be that long-looked-for means
Of getting rid of your rheumatism, you
may send the price Of it, one dollar,
but understand, i do not want your
money unless you are perfectly satisfied
to send it, Isn't that fair? Why suffer
any longer when relief is thus offered
you free Don't delay. Write today.
Mark Fl. Jackson, No. TAG Durston
Bldg, Syracuse, n. Y.
Mr.. Jackson is responsible. Above
statement true.-(Advt.)
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1920-11-04
Cardinals Oldest Woman
Voter Goes Democratic

.GREENVILLE, S. c., Nov. Miss
Mary c. Judson, aged ninety-two,
professor emeritus of the Greenville
Woman's Baptist college, and the
states oldest woman voter, cast her
first ballot Tuesday. for Governor
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1920-11-04

Today's oc-
cupant Of The
Tri Weekly
Journals Hon
or Column is
perhaps t h e
m o s t distin-
guished Of the
fighting chap
l a i n S - who
helped look aft
er the spiritual
needs of Amer
tca's young men
overseas. The
Rev. william c..
Gilbert, a f t e r
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1920-11-04
SAFETY FIRST---AND LAST

DENVER, Colo-Patrolman Bert
White, while walking his beat the
other night, saw a naked flivver.'
The car was sans lamps, sans
wheels, sans everything that could
be unscrewed or taken off.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1920-11-04

this time, didn't I? Caught you red
handed, stealin' my auto, didn't II"
White had hard time convinc-
ing Harper he was cop and not
a crook.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1920-11-04
CASCARETS
"They Work while you Sleep"

Do you feel all tangled dubious,
consttpated, headachy, nervous, full
of cold? Take Cascarets tonight for
your liver and bowels to straighten
you out by nf5rning. Wake up with
head clear, stomach right, breath
sweet and feeling fine. No gripping,
no inconvenience. Children love Caar
carets, too. 10, %, so cents.-( (Advt)
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1920-11-04

Young Brady inherits, it is said,
few of his fathers money-getting
talents. His passion is horses and
art. In this his bride joins him. She
rides as though born on horseback,
her friends say.
Mrs. Brady was chosen the most
beautiful woman alive when she was
IS years old. "A great New York
newspaper made q careful search and
from many contestants it's corps of
judges selected Mrs. Brady. She was
an artists model.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1920-11-04

GENIUS IN JAIL
One Of the most widely read of all
books is "Pilgrim's Progress" John
Bunyan wrote it after he had been
thrown into prison. The master
piece of Spanish literature, Don
Quixote. was also written in prison.
Atlanta tri-weekly journal. [volume] (Atlanta, Ga.) 1920-19??, 1920-11-04

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The Washington times., 1920-08-18
NA!!oNAAa THE WASHINGTON TIMES AysYs1
Give the Boys a Chance for
Healthful RecreatiOnS
By BILL PRICE.

This letter from Washington boy to The Times repre-
sents young Americas sentiments so Overwhelmingly as TO
deserve the close attention of Washington who stand
for giving the youngsters chance obtain heahfu recre-
ations and exercise:
boy Of twelve, and like many boys Of my age
need healthfu,
live We have ball There
hood (both unfencd One small
the of the church. generally
he catches playing ball. has complained
In his yard, and then get lecture
by the school, and is occupied by the team.
We not allowed play taddy and when play stealing
hats complains that make
exercise Now, where are we going 70 get it?
BERNARD ZARIN, Thoma Street
This boy writes manly letter, and when he grows up
the prospects that he will make good advocate for
whatever cause he favors.
Unless outdoor games of boys really serious nui-
in a neighborhood endangerng life limb prop
erty they should be encouraged by every police officer and
citizen of the vicinity Boys engaged in manly and health
full sports the open air. acting fairly toward nearby prop
erty owners the future useful of America When
they playing baseball they not engaged in surrep
ous mischief making far dangerous The occupied
mind of boy in the open air is not dangerous to society
But unoccuped boys, men, women the to be
feared ldleness is synonymous with devishness.
Give the boys the right hand of fellowship Instead of
complaining against them, go among them get their
idence and good WILL and lead them into doing the right
thing setting high ideals of good citizenship and sports
manship before them.
The Washington times., 1920-08-18

his little cottage and calls him
failure" That too will be endur-
able. because he brings the one r,ft
which lasts-and lasts, perhaps, be-
yond the very gates of death. His
wife will smile at disappointment,
and failure as the worldly see II, for
she has something greater. She has
Love.
Love makes up FOR everything
else. Big, honest, fsrseeing, noble
love is worth anything II costs, any
pain It must endure, any disap-
pointment It must share. But love
to make up for so much-mu.t
hold almost everything in itself.
Not just desire. or affection-but
the greater, deep understanding and
oneness must be Loves own II Il
is to be the perfect gift
The Washington times., 1920-08-18

But he's never cross. never irri-
tatable, never critical, never exact
ing.
Whatever of disappointment the
day has brought this man. he seems
able to forget | nthe Illumination OF
love and eagerness with which he
goes home to those he adores. He
doesn't bring them fame, or wealth
but he brings love-infinitc. all
e~folding, all powerful to work the
miracle of happiness.
He stands ready to share his
dreams with his wife. They may
never come true. But he has faith
in his future, and she too believes
in him. They hope for great things
some day.
Suppose that day never comes.
Suppose the world looks at him in
The Washington times., 1920-08-18
Beatrice Fairfax
LOUe
BY BEATRICE FAIRFAX.

BY BEATRICE FAIRFAX.
uthority on All Problems Of Girls,
and Questions OF Love and
Romance.
Friend, of my innnite dreams
Little enough endures;
Little howe'er IL seems,
1t is yours, all yours.
Faith hath a neeting breath.
Hopes may be frail but fond.
But Love shall be Love till death,
And perhaps beyond"
Those lines make a poem called
"The Gift" 1t was written by
man named Arthur Benson. 1t ex-
presses marvelously well the ex-
quisite quality of love as known by
an idealist. Love would give every
thing. and yet of it's gifts, what en-
dures?
The rich man presents his be-
loved with Jewels, a town house and
country house, rope OF pearls.
gold enough to buy whatever she
desires-whatever, even, she fancies.
The poor man looks on and aches
with longing to give as much to the
woman he loves.
Perhaps he is giving more, though
he does not know it. But perhaps
while he is giving more-and here
is the possibility for tragedy-the
woman who is lowered with gifts
finer than pearls and gold does not
know it and longs in bitterness for
the things which seems so glorious
to her
We all long for love. for under
standing, for companionship-and
when they are offered to us. are We
brave enough to take them? Are
poverty and struggle too much for
us--or will we embrace them gladly
for loves sake?
The other day I heard a fine man
speaking OF his little cottage.
ITS just a house" he said. shame
facedly, showing the picture OF the
little place to woman who has
everything"
And with a note OF ache, OF long
ing that was actually terrible in her
smooth, cultivated, well-bred voice,
she cried:
But II isn't just house. It's a
homew
She knew that in the cottage OF
this poor man there are three splen-
did children. wide-eyed. happy and
rosy. She knew that in the little
piece OF ground outside there are
flowers In a lovely garden tangle.
She knew that the wife is a placid.
happy woman who is never denied
whatever the man has It in his
power to give.
He comes home from work at
night with every right to be ex-
hausted by the arduous tasks
through which he earns his living.
The Washington times., 1920-08-18
Bugs" Baer
Herbs and Roots

1t will soon be the open season
for home brew. The boys will tod
die out into any wpods that the
Grand Rapids furniture dukes have
overlooked and lay in their winter
supply of decimal-dotted heat.
Sassafras Tea is a neat. but not
gaudy, beverage than can be easily
secured in the woods. Pick out
any tree Aat hasn't got a squirrel
on II and dig up the roots. Take
'em home. strain 'em through the
eye OF a graphophone needle, drop
in a raisin. Allow it to stand
thirty days and then pay the rent.
The last is essential. Otherwise
your home brew will be without a
home.
Wild Cherry Bounce. Very useful
to refill an aquarium. Add raisin.
Then go wild and bounce all over
the lawn pushing lawnmower.
This will cut the grass and save
eighty dollars in lawn BARRIERS
wages
Root Beer. Cut the roots of the
OLD 1amlly tree, the WICKET ToChci
chair and the hall hatrack. Boil
until your Imagination is the con-
sistency Of glue. Drop in a raisin
on a string and then jerk the
string. You will notice that all
these war maps call for raisins.
They are dropping raisins into
everything but raisin cakes.
After the root beer has stood
for two years. and the Volstead act
hasn't been repealed, all you've lost
are the two years. This drink de-
pends on the Supreme Court deci-
sion on the Eighteenth Amend
ment
Weed de Mint. Now down all
the weeds in the garden. add
little ptomaine salad and drop in
the same raisin. Strain of through
a long distance telephone and re-
verse the charges. Carry II four
miles in an ash sieve and the result
will be satisfactory.
Clinker wine. Pull a big clinker
Nat Of the furnace CRATE. Drop in
a raisin or two. II you cannot get
two, drop in the same raisin twice.
You notice all these recipes call
for a raisin with each mixture.
They were written by a raisin man
ufacturer.
The Washington times., 1920-08-18
Bans Immodest Dress.

CARDIFF, wales, Aug. 11.--Again
a British clergyman has put his foot
down against the prevailing fash
ions In women's dress and refused
to give communion to women who
kneel at the altar rail in attire
which he may regard as immodest.
Father Joseph Parlin, celebrating
high mass at st. Paurs Roman
Catholic Church here, issued the fol-
lowing warning to his congreea-
tion.
"I hope" he said, that lady mem
bers OF my parish will not attempt
to attire themselves In some of the
present-day fashions. II any inn
modestly dressed woman approaches
the altar for holy communion shall
refuse to allow her to partake OF
the sacrament, passing her by as v
she did not exist"
The Washington times., 1920-08-18
CLIFrORD's GROUND PROBLEM.

These answers are made to
THOMAS f. CLIFFORD'S problem OF
the area of a square, piece of ground:
BY BIB" Cherrydale, va acres
and 4 So. rds., or 3 acres and So.
rods. including the road.
By FRED HAFLEFINGER-2 40
acres.
By SEWARD PARKER acres
and So. rds.
By L. H. SLOCUM-ss,209 square
feet.
CLIFFORD'S solution is 324 50. rds,
agreeing with the first three.
The Washington times., 1920-08-18
TELEpHONJNG IN CHINA

e. M. SULLIVAN Is authority for
the statement that in China the tele-
phone girls are vastly different to
those in this country.
The Chinsman rings up and the oper-
ator asks: what number does the
honorable son OF the moon desire7-
He gives the number, and the oper-
ator continues: will the honorable
person graciously forgive the made
auacy OF my Insignificant service and
permit this humble slave OF the wise
to inform him that the never-to-bo-
sufficiently -censured line is busy"
The Washington times., 1920-08-18
g. 9nEAR1s R1sn55ffrf1a

I'll be hysterical until some of
your historians tell me what tho
Dead Sea" died of and when it died.
OLAF BAYS.
The Washington times., 1920-08-18
We TOWNE GOSSIP
II REGISTERED u s. Patent ofneA
red U. 8. Patent OfneA
BY K. c. B.

s,,u AND THE night
SHE MADE a mess
But HE loved her much '..
HE DIDN'T '''"e' up So
AND so they married.
AND KEPT house ~" LIE next :nr:e days
.xn ,u,, AND HE loved her s
HE ATE all
AND MADE wish.
SHE'D FORGET how to make it.
AT HIS lunch downtown
HE BEGAN eat ''' '"0 Gays later
A REGULAR meal. HAD "S:'"
- AND AN Nhoura ago.
n.n,nsr .n .~~. HE rELErHoSED me-
or n,s HE'D EATEN so much
AT THE evening . :nee'e
AND so began. hh WAS 'A:A.':s out
TO LOOK VIZ" " "n.'e rings
pnp ru,xcs :, H., AND WOULDN'T please
AND ALONG about then "'A ' ~ .s.n
of them AND "A'h something simple
HAD DINNER one night AND EASY to make
At OUR house. AND HARD to spoil
AND WE had a dish. AND HE'D enthuse
OF MACARoHI and cheese AND EAT lot
AND HE praised it lot AND I said would
AND WAS served three times. But WHATEVER
AND BEFORE she left. SHE'LL MAKE him sick that
SHE HAD my wife AND WHAT good will it do,
TELL HER how to make it. THANK you.
The Washington times., 1920-08-18

Answering the problem OF VINCENT
r., as to how much is each OF three
payments uron a farm bought for
5000. payable in three equal annual
payments at O per cent. SEWARD
PARKER and ELLEN ID. MEGOW nx
payments at S1.s70.56. FRED
HAFLEPINGER gets 81, ,s63.oe.
The Washington times., 1920-08-18
THE HOODOO q: BILL.

With terror loose thee, abhorred 2 dollar
BY some weird chance. confront me and ye
Get into my possession:
Ye who the Chinsma refuses at FIRST sight,
Ye who the gambler shuns with all his
might,
To them you spell obsession-
Come not to me for I love thee not.
wcV.d the die that cast thee long was
rot,
Ye evil omen rife;
Gross not my path, grim carrier of woe,
Lest ! shall loose thee, more quickly
throw
Thee from me. fearing strife.
MILO II.
Speaking of names of cottages,
there was one at North Chesapeake
Beach which had the name "Wee-
Bit" Beneath it some one wrote:
$50 did we." j. c.
The Washington times., 1920-08-18
IN WATERMELON TIME.

A gay boy took steno maid
To the Cafe De Swell to dine
He asked her II she'd have chicken pie,
She answered, Well, I guess neinH'
please let me bury my ruby red nose
In q watermelon rhine!"
REXFORD L. HOLMES.
The Washington times., 1920-08-18
Is KISSING PSYCHOLOGICAL.

Next time you go out with
girl follow the theory OF the
scientist who explains why Babe
Ruth gets his home runs. Just
convince yourself that you will
get a kiss from her, and. il you're
lucky not to get the reverse of
what Babe Ruth gets, the
chances are the game will be
called on account of darkness"
IVORY DOME.
according to this guy, getting a
kiss from a girl is just a matter OF
convincing yourself that
you will be successfully
The Washington times., 1920-08-18

Let's all start out and get the
right name for these hair puffs
that many OF the vamps wear
over their ears. JACK
The Washington times., 1920-08-18
BIRDS OF A FEATHER.

PHILIP EBERT IL puzzled. He
says he can't believe that birds OF
a feather flock together" when he sees
so many husky 6.foot men married to
petite, dainty women.
The Washington times., 1920-08-18

Said the shoe to the stocking,
I'll put a hole in you"
Said the stocking to the shoe,
"Ill be darned II you do"
Said the tree to the creek,
'Tll fall on you"
Said the creek to the tree,
'Tll be damned II you do"
The Washington times., 1920-08-18
From the standpoint OF COZ

From the standpoint OF comfort
and economy socks for women
can't be beat. But I've yet failed
to see a man who hasn't nearly
lost his sight every time I get on
street cars. They'll get used to =
it, though. CALIFORNIA.
He kissed her. did Denpison Beales,
From under the sofa came silly squeals;
Then her young brother,
Yelled, "Give her another"
And now the blamed kid stands for his
meals.
The Washington times., 1920-08-18

A free lunch draws crowd;
horse draws cart; a porous
plaster draws the skin; topper
draws a cork; a pretty girl draws
attention.: a rich man draws a
check; molasses draw flies.
NAT.
The Washington times., 1920-08-18
IN NEW YORK SOCIETY,

The Fredonia. N. Y, Censor, August
IL, contains this local item:
Mrs. Mary Popoff. OF Chestnut
street, entertained fourteen guests at
a slumber party last Thursday night"
The Washington times., 1920-08-18

When a man boasts that he un-
derstands women you can be sure
that some woman has been flatter-
ing him. ~
IENAH I TAIROTT
The Washington times., 1920-08-18

DAVE GOODMAN and BERTHE
BERNSTEIN send greetings to their
Washington friends from New York.
The Washington times., 1920-08-18

The three girls who wanted to know.
through Fl. and s., why . certain young
man who goes to the Central High
swimming pool on Friday night never
accepts the sweet smiles showered on
him by girls are informed that the real
reason 10 probably that he thinks 30
much of himself he can't see anybody
else.
DANDRUFF and ECZEMA.
(The significant signatures at
tached to the foregoing communica-
tion might indicate Just a little
spite. More likely the young man
is averse to entangling alliances 50
early in life.)
DAVE GOODMAN and pERTIK
The Washington times., 1920-08-18
A VERBAL NIGHTMARE.

JOHN DOWNS, working at Cumber-
land, Nd, with other Washington
boys who wait eagerly for The Times
each day writes that having seen a
sign in a plumbing shop, Iron Sinks,
started one of the bunch to work on
this verbal nightmare: sulphur
springs. jelly rolls. time flies. wine
vaults. grass slopes, music stands,
moonlight walks, Niagara falls, vaca-
ton trips, avoirdupois weights, mid
summer sales. weather strips, the
ocean waves, autumn leaves, rubber
tires. the organ stops, election re-
turns, marble busts.
G.. L. WALDEN, "ex-Gob," says
that when the national anthem is be-
ing played men in uniform should
stand at attention and come to q
snappy salute an the last notes. They
should not remove their hats.
The Washington times., 1920-08-18

LENAH ]. TALBOT.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1920-08-13

At a largely attended meeting OF
the Peninsula Tomato Growers Asso-
citation held at Hurlock on Wednes-
day of this week and attended by rep
resentatives from all of the counties
and of Delaware and the Eastern
Shore of Maryland after lengthy dis
cussion as to the cost of growing
and marketing tomatoes, in which
discussion every phase of the situa-
ton was carefully considered it was
unanimously decided that farmers of
the peninsula cannot afford to grow
tomatoes for less than soc. per bas-
ket.
In view of this fact and the pre-
vailing unsettled conditions, the fol
lowing resolution was adopted:
RESOLVED, By the Peninsula To
mato Growers Association, in session
at Hurlock, this 18th day of Aug
ust, 1920, that it is. the sense of this
meeting of tomato growers that the
prices of tomatoes at the canning fac
tories be soc. per basket. tomatoes
to be of such quality as to meet the
requirements of a grade to be eStab-
hshed by representatives of the grow
ers and packers, due allowance to be
permitted for local conditions in com
munities beyond the control of the
local organization.
We respectively appeal to both can
ners and growers to assist in the es-
tablishing of grade of tomatoes that
shall be fair both to the grower and
Gamer.
The daily banner. (Cambridge, Md.) 1897-2008, 1920-08-13

tura2d 10 their home in Baltimo. e
after spending a month with Mr. and
Mrs. Guy McWilliams.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Miller, Of Phil
adelphia and Miss Priscilla Hurst
of Berlin are guests of Mrs. Tom
Hackett.
Mr.. Franklin Gambriel of Chester,
spent Sunday with his parents, Mr..
and Mrs. w. T. Gambriel.
Mrs. Robert McKnett and con
Robert were visitors in town last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Smith and
children of Dover were guests of Mr..
and Mrs. Airey Brannock last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Windsor and son, of
Wilmington were guests of Mrs. o.
w. Hubbard last week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Fred Ulman of Bal
timore are guests of Mr.. and Mrs.
Frank Webster.
Mr.. and Mrs. Raine Sherman are
guests of Mr.. Sherman's parents. Mr..
and Mrs. Walter Sherman.
Mr.. and Mrs. ohaplin and son, Joe
from Long Island who motored to
Ocean City and intend stopping in
Cambridge on their return trip, were
unable to find accommodations in
Cambridge so returned to the Hotel
managed by Mr.. T. S. Higgins for the
night, and were so pleased with it
all that they stayed here for week.
Mr.. Lester Millenson of Cumber-
land was visitor in our midst last
week