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The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1920-09-10
CROP YIELDS FOR YEAR
WHEAT Is PUT AT no, 1000, 600
BUSHELS
Production Is Estimated BY
Agricultural Department In
Statement Today


Washington. September S.-Fore-
casts Of production this year Of the
country's principal crops, estimated
from their condition September l. or
at time of harvest. were announced
today by the department OF agrtcul-
ture as follows:
Spring wheat 2s7.0O0.00o bushels
with condition 64.1 percent Of q nor
NAL.
All wheat 77O,OOo,0oO bushels; con-
dition 74.1.
-. Corn - is.ls1,ooo.oo0 bushels o0ndi-
% Oats s. 55,44s.oo0.Ooo bushels. oondi'
Barley, 1s5.soo.ooo bushels. condi,
Buckwheat 15.5oO.ooo bushels. con-
dition Oil.
White potatoes 41s.oooooo bushels
condition 84.3.
sweet potatoes & 1os.ooo.ooo bushels
TOBACCO, 1854. 100000 pounds. con,
Flax, 11,soo.ooo bushels. condition
Rice 52.2oo.ooo bushels. condition
Hay (tame) $500. 900 tons.
Hay (wild) $4,000 tons.
Sugar beets. 8S.90o.0o0 tons. con.
dition $50.
Apples 223 5000, 900 bushels.
caches 44,900,000 bushels.
Kaflrs 134,000,000 bushels. condition
Peanuts $4,000, 900 bushels.
Beans (six states) 100000 bush
els.
Yield BY states.
Condition September 1, and fore
cast Tin thousands Of bushels, @
thousands omitted). Of important
crops by principal producing states
N1 DfSuEn stot N and h4 fSs
Northwest, coupled with rust through
out the main belt Of the north CEN
trail states caused q loss In the pro-
|spective spring wheat crop during
August, decline from 262, 100000
bushels on August j, to 2a7, 000,0 900 al
Gated. The reduction Of 25.000,0 0l
bushels reduces the promised total
crop Of winter and spring wheat com
bined to 770,000,000 bushels which
is 171.000.000 less than last year and
100000 below the ,fve-year aver
age.
Notwithstanding field damage to
shocked oats In some states the crop
ie turning out well, proving, where
threshed, better than expected. The
promise Of 100000 bushels Ii
0,000. 900 higher than last month
about 200,000,0 900 above last year and
~ ,000,0 900 above the FIVE year aver
age, but this prospect has been ex-
ceeded by the harvested crops OF
1915 and 1917 and 1918, that Of 1915
bling 149,000,00 bushels greater.
Corn: Ohio, 90 and 156, 991; India
ma SO and 184.1S0; Illinois n and
281, 686; Minnesota 80 and 103, 146;
Iowa 80 and 413,000; Missouri "a
and 216,808; South Dakota So and
101 ,136; Nebraska S3 and 243,711;
Kansas 81 and 151, 79S; Kentucky 50
aud LOT, ITO: Texas 80 and 169.981.
follows: Oats: Ohio, condition o.;
forecast 63,274; Indiana, SO and rs,
OTIS; Illinois SO, and 151;074; Michi.
gan SO and 54.464; Wisconsin IS and
1o1,s4o; Minnesota 81 and Rl. sos
Iowa SO and 217,388; Missouri 81 and
43.784; North Dakota II and 81. 429;
South Dakota 80 and 64,102; Nebras
ka 80 and 73,087; Kansas 85 and sc,
705; Spring wheat: Minnesota 80 and
37,247; North Dakota SO and TO-.
STA; South Dakota So and 25,067;
Montana 6S and 20,l60; Washington
80 and 20,484.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1920-09-10
DEMAND FOR RECOUNT
John 3. Richards Asks Such Action
Be Taken.

Duluth, September 9.-Demand for
q recount of ballots cast in the June
primaries to determine who shall be
sixth nominee for district judgship at
the November elections, was filed in
district court late yesterday by John
B. Richards. He was declared the
nominee following the primaries, but
son, upon order of district and state
charges that in each county ~lIIots
supreme courts. The appeal OF file
which should have been delivered
null, were counted In Haroldson's fas,
vor.
Mr.. Richards declares such charges
are merely speculative" The court
today is expected to appoint three
referses to superintend the recount
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1920-09-10
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS

A ID. Fletcher this morning sold to
H. e. Stein lot four, block one, Ray
and Noes addition to Mankato for
the sum Of one dollar and other val
liable consideration.
J. j. Waddell and T. G. Edwards to
H. e. Stein lot two block five, Ray
and Noes addition to Mankato, $3.50.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1920-09-10
FIREMEN ON STRIKE
Fighters At Proctor Decline To Use
Old Equipment.

Duluth, September 9-Conteading
that the present fire apparatus Is OBJ
solete and inefficient the force of
Proctor, Minnesota, near Duluth, to-
day presented it's resignation to the
council. Members of the department
said the fire truck now used is old
fashioned, used on wheels in the sum
mer and drawn on sleds in the win
ter, and that they refuse to haul the
truck through the snowbanks another
winter.
In an effort to keep the fire fighters
on the Job the council sent a plea to
officials of the Duluth, Missabe and
Northern Railroad company asking
for new truck promised by the COM
pany eighteen months ago.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1920-09-10
PLANES START IN WEST.
Aerial Mall Roues From This Section
Also Started.

ASSOCIATED Press Dispatch.l
Cheyenne, Wyoming. September 8.
Two mail planes hoped off here at
$3.50 o'clock this morning. One was
bound for Salt Lake City, with one
stop at Rock Springs. Wyoming, and
the other beaded for Omaha, with .
stop scheduled for North Plhtts, Me-
braska.
Aerial mali service from San Fran
cisco to New York will be inaugural
ed next Friday morning, according
to present plans.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1920-09-10

Mr.. Edward Eckman and son of
Spokane. Wash, who have been ths
guests OF Mr.. and Mrs Eric Engwal.
son, Left yesterday for Minneapolis
to spend a few days before returning
To their home.
Miss Luella Morrison left Saturday
for Elmore where she has accepted
a position as teacher in the public
school m
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1920-09-10
Hsart pIsease caused Death,

Heart Disease Caused Death.
Ralph Robinson of Great Bend died
suddenly Friday evening about six
and said he did not feel well He lay
down on the couch and before any
one knew 1t he was stricken with
heart failure and passed away. He
was twenty eight years old.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1920-09-10
VERY LARGE TOMATO.
u Was Raised ThIs Season On tn
LII Aniharn

u Was Raisod ThIs Season On the
Farm OF John Holbers.
John Holberg, living half mile
south Of Mankato ON the Good Thun-
der road. brought into the Office today
q tomato Of the Colossal variety which
weighs two and fourth pounds. Mr..
Holberg says he has patch Of 900
plants and that he has sold $50 bu-
Shells at Least during the summer and
wnl be able 10 sell many more. He
says he has picked dozens Of toma-
toes that have weighed two pounds,
but this Is the biggest he has found
vet
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1920-09-10

Window Nears Fiftieth Year.
Window will celebrate its fiftieth
birthday anniversary y Tune 1921.
The Mankato free press. [volume] (Mankato, Blue Earth County, Minn.) 1879-1924, 1920-09-10

Accepts Waseca Pstorate.
Rev. Frances D. White of Robbins
dale has accepted the passionate OF the
Congregational church at ,Waseca.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-27

WEST MANCHESTER. Orally
day will be observed next Sunday at
the U. B. church and will be an all-day
affair. Lunch will be served in the
basement of the church "A Demo-
| cratic meeting will be held THURSDAY
evening, Oct. %, at the l. @. O. +.
nail. Representative Pickrell of Day.
ton VIII be the principal speaker Mrs.
arthur ID. Davis of Eaton gave a
splendid talk on the league of nations
Wednesday evening at the J. D. U. A.
M. nall -. Born, Saturday. to Mr.. and
mrs. Harold Newman, a boy. A son
was also born to Mr.. and Mrs. Russell
Eourman on Thursday of last week :.
me great Booster celebration will be
held Friday, Oct. 20. A chicken din.
ner and supper will be served at the
/. 0. o. F. hall. ..... Mrs. Lurenna
Trump entertained Mr.. and Mrs.
James Petry and son, Leland, Miss
Ola Trump of South Charleston and
Miss Glenna Pulse of Yellow Springs.
Misses Ruby Guenther and Sylvia
Trone were afternoon callers Mr..
and Mrs. Henry Will and daughter,
Dorothy, and Mr.. and Mrs Cory Pit
man spent Sunday at West Milton
with Mr.. and Mrs. Carson Rentfro
and Owen Toedt and family i. . Mr..
ana Mrs. Jerry Eager were guests of
Miss Pearl Trissel near Greenville.
Tuesday. Mrs. C. E. Barnes spent
Monday evening in Lewisburg Mr..
and Mrs. Earl shit and Mr.. and Mrs.
ward Splitter of Dayton were Sunday
guests of Mr.. and Mrs. Wesley Nit
chell.. Mrs. Cora Leas and daugh-
ter, Marjorie, Mrs. J. M. Wehrley and
Miss Pearl KILLER attended the Re-
publican rally Friday evening at New
Parls. Mr.. and Mrs. L. S. Howell,
MI. and Mrs. Elmer Wood and Helen
Howell of Beaver, Pa, who arrived
here Thursday for short visit spent
the day with Mrs Lurenna Trump.
Mr.. and Mrs. Harry Miller, Mrs Esta
Creager and Mrs. jimmie Naegley, all
or Germantown spent Wednesday
with Mr. and Mrs. F. M. Limerick :.
Wesley Mitchell was Richmond Wis
ltor Monday. Mr.. and Mrs. Joe
Bruner spent several days with Mr.
and Mrs. Howard HartZell at West
Unity, recently Mr.. and Mrs Char
les Morris and family were visitors at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. John Protz-
man at Verona Sunday. Mrs. Stanley
Hunter spent Sunday with her hus-
band and with Mrs. Belle Hunter at
Eaton. Mrs. Ray Brown and daugh-
ter Betty Lou, spent Saturday with
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. George
Houk at Farmersville Mr.. and Mrs. !
George Limerick of Dayton were Sun |
day guests of Mr.. and Mrs. F. NJ.
limerick. Mrs. Mollie Bruner of |
Dayton is spending the week with !
Mrs. Joe Bruner. :. Mrs Ed Myer and |
daughter, Martha. of Springfield who
were the guests of relatives and !
friends at this place several days re-
turned Sunday. . Mr.. and Mrs Cary
Pitman spent Friday in Greenville
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-27

with Mr.. and Mrs. AL Wilt. Miss
| Myrtle Trone was Richmond shop
per Wednesday. John Houser visit
ed Sunday with his family at Troy, o.
..... Miss Leone Pitman spent the
weekend with her mother at Hamburg
/ =. Mrs. Leo Guy spent several days
last week with Mr.. and Mrs. Ezra
Fourman at Gordon. James B. Trone
was the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Will
| Buck, Saturday night and Sunday at
| Germantown. Mr.. and Mrs. Henry
| Cossairt entertained Mrs. Ed Myer
and daughter of Springfield and
George Crisler and Oliver Russell of
Dayton at dinner Sunday. ..... Miss
Sylvia Trone of Dayton spent the
weekend at home. Mrs. Webb Stein
er and daughter and Mrs. Charles
Moore and daughter of Brookville
were entertained Sunday at the home
of Mr.. and Mrs. Leo Guy. Mr.. and
Mrs. Ray Powell visited Sunday with
Mrs. Rilla Washington at Ansonia -.
Roy Brown transacted business in
Cincinnati Saturday. ..... Mrs. Cletes
Beck spent last week at the home of
her mother, Mrs. A. w. Newman near
Castine. Mr.. Newman returned Sat
urday from a weeks visit with ILL
nois and Indiana relatives. Buford
Grotth of Greenville spent Sunday
with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Joe
Grotth Mrs. Anna Howell entertain
ed her sons. Orville and 10y Howell,
and their families Sunday .Orville
Wilhelm of Dayton moved Tuesday TO
the Newman property vacated by Joe
Carter, who held a public sale of his
household goods Saturday. Mr. and
Mrs. T. c. Braddock and Mr.. and Mrs.
C. L. Howell were out-of-town visitors
Sunday. o.. Rev. and Mrs. H. 5. Huey
entertained their daughter and family
of Dayton on Sunday. Mr. and Mrs.
Gus Sherer and SON spent Sunday aft
ernoon with William Trone and family
Mr.. and Mrs. Levi Shumaker en-
tertained Mrs. Ed Myer and daughter,
Martha, at their home Saturday.
WILLIAMSBURG, O.-Mr. and Mrs.
Grant Forest spent the latter part OF
last week and the first of this week
with the later's sister at Cleveland,
Ohio. Mrs. Ben Peden of Palestine,
called on Mr. and Mrs. Charley Peden
and family Friday afternoon. While
cutting wood last Thursday. a piece OF
wood flew up and hit William Rush,
cutting his eye. He was Immediately
taken to the Reid Memorial hospital
at Richmond 1t was found impossible
to save his eye. He was able to re-
turn home Saturday. The Loyal
Workers class of the Christian church
served luncheon in what was the old
church south of the K. and P. opera
hall, Saturday evening. They cleared
about S19 Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence
Chenoweth and family spent Sunday
afternoon with friends at New Madf- |
son, o. Mrs. Echo Hollingsworth
and children called on her mother,
Mrs Perry Slick. Mrs. Eliza Coppock
spent last week at the bedside of her
mother at Piqua Il. . Robert Mikesell
of Indianapolis, spent the week end |
with his mother Mrs. l.. V. Mikesell |
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-27
FEMALE INSTRUCTION

GOOD WAGES FOR HOME WORK
We need you to make socks for us
on the fast easily-learned Auto Knit
ter. Experience unnecessary. We buy
all you can supply US. Distance i'm
material. Positively no canvassing.
Yarn supplied. Particulars &c stamp.
Dept. 311C, Auto Knitter Co., Buffalo,
y. Y.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-27
ORDINANCE NO. 62a-1aon

AN ORDINANCE TO AMEND SEC.
| lion ONE OF AN ORDINANCE
ENTITLED IAN ORDINANCE REG
cLATlNG SALE OF MILK IN RICH
MOND. INDIANA" ORDAINED BY
TIE COMMON COUNCIL OF THE
CIII OF RICHMOND, ON THE
| 1lIH DAY OF MAY. 1909, AND IN
FORCE JUNE 1ST, 1909.
Section I. BE IT ORDAINED BY
CITY OF RICHMOND. INDIANA.
Ihat Section one of the above entitled
ordinance be, and the same is hereby
amended to read, as follows:
Section l. BE 1T ORDAINED BY
The COMMON COUNCIL OF THE
CITY OF RICHMOND, IN THE
STATE OF INDIANA, That II shan
be unlawful for any person. persons
company. firm or corporation to sell
or offer for sale for human consumn.
ton in the City of Richmond, any milk
or cream without first procuring a H.
cense from said City so to do. as here
matter provided, and which license
snall be issued by the dairy inspector
OF said City on written application
therefor, made to him as hereinafter
provided, and shall run for one wear
from the time same is issued, and
which license shall not be assisnabIe
or transferable, and for which license
the person receiving the same shall
pay to the dairy inspector for the ben
eft OF said City, the sum of One Dol
lar G1.0o); the licenses issued under
this ordinance shall be numbered con.
secutively from one "a upward hut ]
when license is renewed to the same 4.
person, 1t shall retain its original
number -'-.
1t shall be unlawful for any person. =
urn, company or corporation to pur-
chase for resale or distribution for hui
man consumption in the City of Rich r
mond, any milk or cream from any
producer or distributor thereof,
wherever situate, or to SELL offer for
sale, or distribute such milk or cream
in said City of Richmond unless said
producer or distributor shall first
procure written or printed permit
from the dairy inspector of said City
of Richmond. Said permit shall not
be granted by said dairy inspector to
such producer or distributor until
full examination has been made .bv
said dairy inspector of the premises
and cows where said milk or cream In
produced.
Section. ?. This ordinance shall be
in full force and effect from and after !,
its passage, and the due publication
thereof, according to law.
Passed by the Common Council of
the City of Richmond, Indiana, the
18th day of October, 1920.
Presented to the Mayor for his sig :
nature the 18th day of October. 1926. !
w. w. ZIMMERMAN, Mayor.
Attest: !. :
VIM. STEVENS. City Clerk.
Oct. 20-27
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-27
REAL ESTATE FOR SAL
FOR SALE

23h ACRES-On paved road, close in
all kinds of fruit, well improved
two good houses, one 8-room mod
ern, hardwood floors, electric lights
furnace, bath, electric pump, good
barn, garage, other out buildings
One broom bungalow, electric lights
good cellar and barn. All this can
be bought for S15,OO00o. You can
not build the buildings alone for that
money today.
153 ACRE Farm, close to Centerville
70 acres good tillable ground. rest
In woods and pasture. S-room house
IN good shape, fair barn This can
be bought for $4,000 per acre. $4,000
cash, balance terms.
N. 13TH-8 rooms. modern, hard wood
floors, lot 44x102, corner lot, $4,000.
N. 17TH-6 rooms, electric and both
waters, good shed; price $4,000.
Short No. F st. rooms, electric
lights, both waters, $3.50 down, bal
ance $500 per month
N. d ST-6-room modern short lot.
possession Nov. 6; price $4,000, $500
down, balance payments.
S. w. 3RD-6 rooms, electric lights,
both waters; price $4,000, $500 cash,
balance $25 per month.
5. 13TH-6 rooms, modern, newly
papered and painted, corner lot,
garage; price $4,000.
Henry E. Long Realty Co.
71S1a Main Phones 162s-2o17
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-27
AUCTIONEER
AUcTIoNEER.
AUCT1ONEER-H. C. RAMSEY
BOG North 9th. Phone GOAL
LEGAL NOTICE
NOTICE OF ApP0TNT,,U

NOTICE OF APPOINTMENT
state of Indiana. Wayne County. So.
Estate of David Geyer. Deceased
Notice is hereby given that the under
1Ished mas been appointed by the
wayne Circuit Court. Executrix Of the
estate OF David Geyer. Deceased. late
OF wayne County. Indiana. Said es-
EpSA % vI Solvent
A. Z. LlNDEMUTH, Attorney.
Oct. 1s-eb,7
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-27
FARMS FOR SALE

FARMS FOR SALE az
A FARM BARGAIN
1s5 ACRES 0ncluding bout 100 acres
of good. tillable land, practically lev.
ell. Balance we'll watered pasture
land. Two sets of buildings, includ.
ing two comfortable dwellings and
three barns. A good orchard and A
few acres of fuel timber. All loca ted
in fine neighborhood, 312 miles from
good market, schools and churches.
% HEAD OF CATTLE-23 acres of
growing wheat and one-half of IS
acres of corn to go with farm. Price
only $4,000. Terms reasonable.
Have a large list of other farms for
sale.
c. G. HAWLEY & SON
New Paris o. Phone rs
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-27
BUILDING MATERIALS
BUILDING MATERIALS %
is 1T A GARAGE?
Build 4 with Cos,crete Blox
Inn Bertsch Bros Phone $3.50
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES q

LARGE MANUFACTURING corpora
ton wants capable men to open
$500 to $4,000 necessary: handle vour
own money. Exclusive rights; pat
ented article; money making POSSIBLE
tues unlimited. VIII pay expenses to
Clemmer, Salesmanager Goa n Er,taw
ST. Baltimore, Md.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-27
HELP wANTEo-MaIe or Female

CLERKS. TYPISTS-(men, women over
10 for government departments, $3.50
monthly. Experience unnecessary.
For free particulars of examinations,
write John Leonard, (former Civil
Service Examiner). 1041 Equitable
Bldg, Washington. D. G.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-27
WISCONSIN FARM LANDS

Number Just out,
CONTAINING 1920 facts of Glover Land
i'm Marinette County. Wisconsin. If for
nome or as an investment you are
thinking of buying good farm lands
where farmers grow rich. send at once
Tor this special number of LAND
OLOGY. 1t is free on request Address.
Sh IDMOIfF- RIEHLE LAND COM
PANH, 4o6 Skidmore Richie BLDG
Marin cite. Wisconsin,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-10-27

BRADBURY & BAILEY
| Real Estate. Insurance, Loans and
surety Bonds 202204 Colonial Bldg.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1920-05-28
SHAKE INTO YouR SHOES

o1RNE TNTO fOOH oTIOEo
Aliens Foot= Ease, tho antiseptic powder to
be shaken into the shoes and sprinkied in
the foot-bath. The PIattsburG Camp Man
ual advises men in training to use Foot.
Ease in their shoes each morning. 1t pre-
vents blisters and spots and relieves
painful. swollen. smarting feet and takes
the sting out of corns and bunions. Always
use Aliens Foot=Ease to break I'm new
shoeA-Adv.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1920-05-28
CHINESE HOLD HILL SACRED
Huang Shan Created Shrine More
Than Three Hundred Years Ago,
ls Tradition.

More than 300 years ago in the Ming
dynasty a Buddhist priest named Pu
Men visited the Huang Shan In the
South Anhui hills. He was charmed
with. the place and became infatuated
with the idea Of making it sacred
mountain. A journey to Peking and
an audience with the royal household
resulted in the appropriation Of large
sums Of money for developing this
fairyland of the gods. A brass pagoda
was prepared for the first temple. 1t
was decorated with 1000 little Bud
dhas and was called Thousand God pa
CODA. The temple. whose halls 1t
decked, was christened the Purple
Sand temple and is now restored and
called the Merciful Light hall.
At that time, says the North China
Herald, hundreds Of priests came to
the mountains, and there was period
of Buddhist prosperity. Roads were
built to the tops of all the important
peaks, and at least one temple was
erected far above the line of perennial
springs
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1920-05-28
ASKING A LITTLE TOO MUCH
Under the Circumstances Actor Was
Justified In Refusing Parts
Manager Allotted Him.

Owing to the limitations Of his
purse the manager Of a theatrical
show on the road Travelled with a
show company.
One afternoon he called one Of his
players to him and remarked:
Look here, Wellington, you'll have
to play three parts tomorrow night in
The Silent Foe'-Henderson, Uncle
Bill. and the Spider"
Cant do It'll" retorted Wellington,
briefly. but firmly.
Cant do It? Won't do 1t, you
meant" snorted the manager. why
won't you do it?"
Because 1t can't be done. No hu-
man being could play these three parts
at the same time. In the third act Hen
derson and the Spider have a fight
and old Uncle Bill rushes in to sep
arate them"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1920-05-28
Requires Brains.

A certain Englishman, famous for
his erudition, played such wretched
game on the links that he remarked
one day to his caddie: "How is 1t
that I, a man acquainted with all the
arts and sciences, cannot play this
confounded game Of golf?"
"Weel." said the caddie, ats like
this-ye ken a. aboot they small af-
fairs, an wit things connectit wi
them, but we maun understan' that it
tak's a held to play gowf."-Boston
Transcript.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1920-05-28
Measuring Time.

Ernest was learning to tell time.
He had just mastered the numbers on
the face of the clock, but had not
learned the meaning of the minute
hand.
what time Is it?" 1 asked him,
when the minute hand pointed to five
minutes Of II.
He looked long time, and then
said: yWhy. 1t is just an inch to L."
Exchange.
Occasionally a man discovers that
he has q friend who Is a friend
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1920-05-28

No Mustache for British Tar.
A bluejacket in the British navy is
not permitted to cultivate a mustache.
If he attempts 1t he is fined months
pay.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1920-05-28

Indeed, Il Did.
$50 they wanted boy. and It was
a girl"
Yes, it came a-miss.
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1920-05-28
Tho Language.

II tell you, young Smith Is a com
Ing man."
Eyes, 1 notice he is going some"
The Idaho Springs siftings-news., 1920-05-28
Not Interested.

Miss Quizzer-When you were In
Rome did you visit the Colesseum7
Mr.. Filmhound-No. was going to
look into it, but they told me 1t had
been closed for repairs for several
years. SO I passed 1t up for the live.
up-to-date picture houses.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-01-15

H. NJ. Snoddy.
The Miller press. [volume] (Miller, S.D.) 190?-current, 1920-01-15
w o

Work is the remedy for the ills
that seem to be besetting our nation.
You who have stood at the case and
have struggled with the linotype and
the press far into the hours of the
nIght, know what the word work"
means. You kow full well that
The father of Success is Work.
The mother OF Success is Ambition.
The oldest son is Common Sense.
Some Of the other boys are Perser-
verance. Honesty. Thoroughness, Fore
sight. Enthusiasm. and Cooperation.
The oldest daughter is Character.
Some OF her sisters are Cheerful
MSS. Loyalty, Courtesy. Care, Econo-
my, Sincerity. and Harmony.
The baby is Opportunity"