South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-08-01
NEWS OF MISHAWAKA
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MAN IN THE STREET

words in interpreting the Chicago
platform. and he made it as clear
as mud
Theia is more gar than ever be
fore, The trouble with the price
is there is more greed than ever
before.
Still. for real excitement. we be
lieye a game Of checkers still has
something on d yacht race which is
about 275 percent speed and about
1926 percent Of nautical terms that
few people understand.
Commodore George Vinson and
his party Of expert hunters and fish
ermen leave for northern Ontario
next week The commodore says he
will bulletin US daily concerning the
reported wetness OF the season along
the Canadian fishing grounds.
on this beautiful sunkissed Sab
bath morning. it is a sweetly solemn
thought that the II republican,
states that Jim Cox is blasting from
their sinful moorings he will trium
phantly carry in November.
Personally. we like what the
Greeks in Europe are doing TO the
Turks better than we do what the
Greeks i'm the United States are do
ing TO us at the fruit stands.
New York has another murder
mystery, but il looks 10 US as If the
whisky burglary seems 70 arouse the
deepest interest.
Colonel House has been enter
tanned by King George. but the ac-
count Of the reception contains no
intimation that the distinguished
American nudged shis majesty.
A St Louis dispatch tells Of a
$4,000 whisky robbery in that
town. And yet Los Angeles thinks
1t enjoys a real calamity when il has
little earthquake.
The truth of the matter is, one
half the people are producing the
necessaries Of life and the whole
population is in the scramble to get
a hogs share.
II has developed that deputy sher-
if Frank Kerr was not taken i'll on
account OF the 'fiXings" of the ham,
burgers he ate at Logansport, but be-
cause he over ate himself That's
what the northside is saying and
the people over there seem to know
Save your pants. men. by not sit
ling down SO much when there is 50
much work that ought TO be done.
Choose your partner for the next
set in the political dance. Let's rag
and jazz him next time.
The express companies want )
percent raise in rates too. Sure.
Let's all get a RAISE, and keep on
raising until il will require a hun
dred dollars 10 buy a postage stamp.
BY putting $4,000 windjammers on
the jump. the republicans will fur
Their complicate the farm labor sit
uation by depriving it Of physical
energy.
WHO would fear death If we
could turn 10 trees?" sings Beatrice
I Washburn in the New York Evening
Post Beatrice, il wovldn't do any
good. The AK would be waiting for
us just as il does i'm our carnal state.
An Ohio father left his infant son
60 barrels of whisky. which can't be
sold for him. and most of il will eva
porate before ne becomes old enough
To drink H. That is. il will if his
guardian is wise enough 10 protect
the child.
In Washington. -. G. the authori-
ties are trying 10 check spOoning i'm
the parks. Let EN- alone. Park
spoOning means matrimonial coven-
ants openly arrived at.
Our friend IKE" Roy had phe-
nomenal luck with rod and line at
Chrystian lake last Sunday. He bor-
rowed "a sack from George Buri-
hart. Of parcel delivery note and
spent seven hours on the water. Re
turning late in the evening he called
Burkhart as he was making the
landing TO help carry the FISH
La shore When lifted from the
water. the sack contained nary one
Of the Is fine specimens which were
n have L-anf in f,,,5tFr,r