The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-03-03

that nothing short of death will ever eliminate Mir. Bryan.
 * * # Americans may be disliked abroad, but they are as popular as can be in Cuba. Well, we've contrived to get through another week without Mexican crisis. Could the departure of MT. Lansing pe 
 The man who used to predict that the soviet government in Russia couldn't last six months is the same fellow who is now speculating on Russian trade possi- bilities ie Lenine and rrotzxy arc recog- nized.
 Every American man is afraid of his wife" says Ibanez. Could George Mc- Manus have created false impression in the mind of the distinguished visitor by his well-known comic strip?
 # $ x Under Secretary Polk is being congrat- ulated on his patriotic decision to .stick around" even if he did express himself in language that is never used in diplo- matic correspondence.
 Maybe Joe Bailey's candidacy for governor of Texas is based on the assumption that he is not as well known at home as he is in other parts of the country.
 Doe Evans of the Chicago Tribune tells a youngster that the right age to start to smoke is 12o years. Some people have identically the same idea apout the highball habit.
 Southern moonshiners who have been making "cawn" for generations don't have to bother with studying recipes for pro- ducing an acceptable substitute for red Ticker"
 Freanently marked copy of a news paper reminds the weary evchange edi- tor that another distinguished citizen is being mentioned for the presidency.
 !. $, x It is sad to think that ten years from ro,.S ,,,ar,v n ,,ohoo1bo,, x,,;IJ boxyn +o ra fresh his memory before he can tell the teacher anything about Belleau Wood.
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 A threatened false teeth famine in New York is not as serious as 1t would have been in the old days when a dol lar would buy something to eat
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 MT. Palmer says three more soviet arks' will sail. taking away the kind of people whose room is more de- sirable than their company.
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 Russia's bolshevik leaders are said to be living in the Kremlin on a scale that surviving members of the Roman off family might well envy.
 x * # The Adriatic question has been left Tn the air, while certain troubled statesmen are making strenuous efforts to get back to solid footing themselves.
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 Ma rH New Orleans. Mobile and elsewhere were rather tame. Ask any disgruntled wet for the reason.
 # a. # The brewers announce that they are put of politics. It's lamentablefac. that no prohibitionist will believe any thing brewer says.
 * a * If D'Annunzio's officers are desert rg him in large numbers. previous re- ports of high jinks in Plume must have been exaggerated.
 < # x The tank, poison gas and the airplane Ire great aids in spreading civilization lmong benighted peoples who won't listen 0 reason.
 Mir. Palmer is not only an avowed can lidate for the democratic nomination, but s actually bestirring himself in that d. ection.
 
 Those American bishops who want he Turk kicked out of Europe may oe good men, but they are no politi- ,ians. Bainbridge Colby Is linguist. The Secretary of State should be a man who can swear in seven different lang lages. Charles Garvice was by no means q i 'highbrow" author. Perhaps that is one 'eason why his books sold by the train l cad.
 It remains to be seen whether or not New Jersey can be considered strong lold of three-and-one-half per cent brew.
 # 4 # Recent developments indicate that John 8arleycorn's body isn't moldering in the i srave-not by jug full!
 
 LUKE McLUKE SAYS