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Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26
Students Recital Good

Students Of the department of Fine
Arts at the Normal College gave a
delightful musical entertainment on
Tuesday evening under the direction
Of Mrs. Jorgensen, Miss Redding and
Mr.. Damson. News Champion pub
lished the program in full last week.
Those who took part were Wilma
Doig, Phemia Read, Genevieve Ross,
Thurston Hatch, Esther Williams, Le-
Vonne Gibbs, Norma Gribbin, Hugh
Palmer, James McGillis, Hugh Hether-
Ington, Mary Lake, and Elizabeth
Nourse.
The selections were presented with
taste and finish which reflected credit
on the pupils and the superior in
struction in voice, piano, violin, organ
and andenss Dss1 that area tSs
the Community church gathered to
hear the concert and went away well
pleased.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26
YOUNG MATRON HAS MAR
ROW ESCAPE IN RUNAWAY

Mrs. Lonnie Miller had . very mar
row escape from serious consequences
Tuesday afternoon, when the horse
which she was driving into town from
the Miller ranch on the Upper Gunni-
son, took fright 1t = motor truck just
above the Alec Thomas residence in
north Cunnison and promptly bolted.
The animal tore down Pine street, and
suddenly swerved around the corner
Of the Winters residence, overturning
the buggy and throwing Mrs. Miller
to the ground with such force as to
render her unconscious. Residents Of
the neighborhood. hearing the commo-
tion, rushed to her assistance and she
was carried into the home of Mrs.
Winters. DIR. Sanford was summoned
and the unlucky young matron soon
revived. Outside of q bad shaking up
and few minor bruises, she is none
the worse for her experience. Just
by the merest chance Mrs. Miller de-
cided on leaving home that afternoon
to leave the baby behind, which was
very fortunate, indeed. After recov-
ering from her fall, she was removed
TO the home Of her sister. Mrs. J. J.
Miller.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26
Doc. Van AIKEN busy

Julesburg, Colorado, where our
friend and former townsman, DIR. Ray
G. VanAken now conducts dental Of
flee office, put on a big celebration ON
Armistice Day. Speaking, music, .
big. football game, with a big show and
dance in the evening were among the
attractions put on by Gateway Post
los of the American Legion. A big
barbecue furnished an appetizing feed
for the immense crowd which was on
hand. The entire management Of the
celebration with the exception of the
show at the theatre, was under the
charge of Ray. who writes that every-
thing went of finely. It was . big
job, we'll warrant and the young man
deserves credit for the success Of the
splendid affair.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26
Not Strong en Abiutlon.

The Ainu feels that by washing his
face md hands on great occasions he
has paid his debt TO civilization. The
Tibetnn considers that the oil Of the
body contributes needed warmth In his
mountain life and refuses to wash Il
hvAy but does not object to washing
his fnce and the tips nj his fingers once
In awhile.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26
sheiIae.

6h6JIae.
Shellac b the joint product Of m
sects and plants and comes from In
dia. The lac insects are about l.25 OF
an inch long. bright red in color.
They suck the juices of piants. digest
them and exude them In the form OF
resin, which soon encases the whole
insect. When the young insects have
swarmed out. the resin Is scrnped
from the branches. ground. washed.
mixed with colopbony and orpImene.
cooked slowly and drawn out into the
thin sheets we know us shelIac.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26
Must Do More A.se.smen.s

Pitkin Miner:-Everyone is husy
with assessment work. r. Hefftner re-
turned last week from doing the an
nual work on the Combination and Also
on his claims on Gold Hill. X. Z. Til
lotson is doing the work on the Bon
Ton group Of claims. Geo. Williams il
planning work on his claims in Camp
belltown- Chas. Tolliver has been
doing considerable work on his lime
kiln claims above town The fine fall
weather has been . great blessing to
the Prcspectors in getting their annual
work done.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26
In from Padin, Mel Deerine Vas
noticed on our streets.

Montrosc Enterprise:-Miss Edna
Clement has returned from Gunnison,
where she has been teaching. and after
= two weeks visit with her parents,
Mr. and Nrs- S. l. Clement, will re-
turn to Gunnison to take up her
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26
STOCK GROWERS. MEETING

A meeting Of the Gunnison County
Stock Growers Association will be
held ct the court house in Gunnison
ON Saturday, December II, 1920, at
1880 o'clock. Matters pertaining to
state and national legislation will be
discussed, and any other business
which may be brought before the
meeting will be considered. Also del
egates will be selected for the State
Association meeting to be held in
Denver, Dec. 2O-21.
LOUIS R0UVIERE, Pres.
BRUCE BLACKSTOCK, Secy.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

The Presbyterian Ladies Aid announce
their CHRISTMAS BAZAAR DEC.
10th and 1lth, ut Lambdin's Feed
Store, where they will have on sale-
House Dresses, Childrens' and Baby
Clothes, Work and Fancy Aprons,
Pillow Cases, Fancy Articles, Use
full Bags, 2 Patchwork Bed Quilts,
Rag Rugs, Home Cooking and Home
Made Candy.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

We have an unusually good quality
wheat--clean and full grained. Just
received.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

MRS. HAZEL 2. FREAfDLING, teach
er Of artistic singing and piano play
ing. Paderewski method Of piano
forte. Voice building . speciality.
Phone 104W. 45-tf
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26
SUNDAY WITH CHURCHES
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE

The Christian Science Society holds
services every Sunday morning at II
o'clock In the ! o. o. F. Hall. All are
. Wednesday evening msstinss as
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Misses Norma Gribbin and Meryle
Wright left Wednesday morning for
Montrose to spend Thanksgiving with
friends and witness the ball game be-
tween Gunnison and that city.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Walter and Byron Conklin, John
Pelican and Herman Hudler were
business visitors in from Ohio City on
Monday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

After two weeks visit in Denver,
AL Pokinhorn returned Sunday and re-
sumed his work with the Gunnison
Motor Company.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Harry Williams left the early part
Of the week for an extended stay in
Denver and other points of interest in
that vicinity.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26
wANrED-LEsHER DOLLARS

Twill pay $40 to $50 each, according
to variety for Lesher's 0ctagon Silver
Dollars Of Victor, Colo. Address
H. O. MANN, 224 Coronado Bldg,
Denver, Colo. 48
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Charley Shaw was down from the
Smith-Anthracite mine the first of
the week. He will be employed there
this winter.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Skating is beginning on the small
lakes and ponds about and it will soon
be time to start the Normal rink.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Mrs. C. l.. Moore returned Wednes.
day morning from Denver, where she
has been for the past two weeks visit.
ing her daughter.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Mr.. and Mrs. H. NJ. Webster and
the Hetherington family spent Sunday
at the Wiseman ranch on Ohio creek.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

OF to Olathe to spend Thanksgiving
with relatives, Mr.. and Mrs. A. w,
Hogan departed Wednesday morning
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Z. A. Fitzimmons returned the
first OF the week from .Montrose where
ne spent \ few days.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Mrs. N. p. Centh was . business
visitor in our city Saturday, driving
down from her home on Spring creek.
Mrs. Genth's homestead takes in the
fat below Bogan's Camp, including
some Of the buildings Of the camp.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Wm- Sammons was among Powder
horn ranchmen in our valley on busi-
ness Wednesday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

The schools here were closed fol
Thanksgiving, but they have had sc
many holidays II was not thought de.
sirable to close today.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Judge CHI. stole arrived this morn
ing from Boulder and will remain TN
the 30th. to transact court business.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26
CATHOLIC CHURCH

SeFvices every 6rst and third Sum
days Holy Masses at nine and ten
thirty o'clock. Evening services At
seven o'clock. Sunday School at one
o'clock. Weekday Masses at eight
o'clock. Services second and fourth
Sundays Of the month at Crested
FIR. A. HILBIG. Pastor.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26
CREAM SHIPPERS

We are now ready to buy your
cream. Tests made right here st
home where you can see them made.
Cans emptied and returned to you 1t
once. No loss Of cans in shipment.
You won't need 50 many cans as you
do when you ship your cream. No loss
Of cream in shipment. Payments here.
No delay waiting for checks.
We are agents for the Mutual
Creamery Co., mutual profit sharing
company. Deliver your cream any
week day; you have no trains to meet.
You'll like this plan. Give US .
trial.
1853 ROSS NJ. LAMBDIN.
Phone 8.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Frank Dice spent Monday here,
from has ranch on Quartz creek.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Small Jonathan, Wine Sap and Crime.
Golden Apples, S1.00 per sack.
H. r. SPENCER, r. r. 1, Montrose
Colo. as
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Jay Miller went over to Denver Sun
day evening to get his car.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26
FTElaS or INTEREST

Peter Pacheco was in from his ranch
on the PowderhoFn Sunday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

FOR SALE-200 tons first class hay,
to be fed on ranch. Good water and
shelter. w. U. MERGELMAN, AL
mont. Colo. Phone 69R2. lS-tf
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Down from Floresta for . few days,
Harry Wing stepped Oh the Buttes
train Monday evening.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Frank Stuart went up to Baldwin
the hrst Of the week where he will
work this winter.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

After spending several days here ON
business, G.. a. Dewey returned TO Pit
kin Sunday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

katherine McLain spent Thanks
giving with home folks at Ohio City.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Mr.. and Mrs. Verne Brown Of Par
lin were shopping in Gunnison We'd
nesday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

FOR SALE-6 room house, CHEAP
2 room house, partly furnished, fol-
rent. Z G. PALMER, Agent. 4s
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26
A MILITARY
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Neutral Yahl
Fraidy cati Yo0
ran away cause
you was scared
my brother'A
lick you.
Belligersnt -
Hull You girls
don't know .
thing about Q
strategic Sos
treat
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

n. = Tillotson Of Pitkin motored
down Dednesday and spent the day.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

FOUND-Largc key ring with door
key. Owner may have same by pay
ing 20 cents for this ad at News
Champion office.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Club Women, Attentioni-The Mon
day Afternoon Club invites the mem-
bers Of the Gunnison Women's Club
and the Isabella Tourist Club to q
theatre party at the Unique theatre
Monday afternoon, November 18th.
All the members Of these clubs are
cordially invited to be present.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Harness repaired so that II il stronger
and better than new.
17-2S RUFF SARSON.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

LOST-Somewhere about town, bunch
of keys. Return TO JOHN APRIL
As.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Let US quote you on oats in quantities.
a good heavy quality. Small lots,
400 per hundred.
ROSS NJ. LAMBDIN, Phone 8
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

FIR. A. HILBIG. Pastor.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

FOR SALE-Good. Solid Cabbages.
NEIDERHUT RANCH, Gunnison-
A-h
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

FOR SALE-Second hsnd, 4-hole
MRS. GEO. ANDERSON, Phone
6IR4. Att
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-11-26

Cabbages, Carrots, Turnips and Ruta.
bagas. Write US for prices. Alss
Krout Cabbage at &c per lb.
c. w. CHINERf & SON Gunnison
45-tf
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
CHILD STUMPS
GAYETY STAR
Lew Kelly's Ready Wit Fails
Him When Daughter
Gets Curious.

Lew Kelly, who Is appearing at
the Gayety this week in his own
show, needs NO Introduction to Capt.
tai burlesque enthusiasts. His high
ly original line of comedy is al
ready famous. However. there are
some things Of interest in his life
which the general public does not
know. Lew just recently purchased
a new home in Rockville Center.
N. Y. There his little 5>year-old
daughter stays under the care OF
his sister. Lew Is a very good ex.
ample of the proud parent and II
didn't take more than one question
from the interviewing reporter to
start string OF anecdotes about
the little girl.
Lew brought home a friend one
day who boasted a very luxuriant
became enamored of little Miss Kelly
knee. Apparently she had a very
definite idea in view when she al
lowed herself to be held. for she
had no sooner got close to this friend
when she put her hand up to his
and then felt her own lip.
After pondering for while she ap-
parently figured II was too deep o
problem for her and lisped this ques-
lion:
Daddy. why haven't I got one.
too?
Lew failed to explain how he
dealt with this odd question.
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
KNICKERnoCKER.

Charles Ray will be pictured at
Crandall's Knickerbocker today and
tomorrow in First Nationals film
version of George NJ. Cohan's stage
success. "Forty-five Minutes from
Broadway" Saturday, The Jail
bird" starring Douglas Mclean and
Doris May; Sunday and Monday. ALA
anne Peacock" Tuesday and We'd
nesday. Louise Glaum in THE Leop-
ard Woman" Thursday and Friday.
Alice Joyce in The Vice Of Fools"
Saturday. Shirley Mason in Merely
Mary Ann"
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
PoI.i,s.

Robert Warwick returns TO the
spoken drama in Horace Annesley
and Walter Hackett's mys-
terry play. The Dauntless Three"
at Polls next week. Estelle Win
wood is seen as Mr.. Warwick's
leading woman. The Dauntless
Three" is a mystery play4i four
acts. It relates the efforts Of de-
tective and others to find a famous
blue diamond.
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
FOLLY.

(, "whirl Of Mirth" show begins
weeks run at the Folly Theater
next Sunday. The cast is excep-
tionally strongy the dozen comedi-
ans being surrounded by thirty most
fascinating girls.
A beauty contest will be staged
at the Folly, in conjunction with
the regular performance tomorrow.
A cash prize is offered.
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
GAYETY.

Don Barclay, late of ziegfelds
returns to burlesque in the
step Lively Girls" Company, next
ter, as its star. Other members of
the cast include Patti Moore. Louise
Carlyle. Raymond Paine, Gene Nor
gan. Edna Greene. Jack Mundy and
the Wilson-Aubrey trio, besides q
chorus of twenty fascinating young
women.
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
METROPOLITAN.

Nazimova viii be the star of next
weeks bill at the Metropolitan In
her own adaptation of Rita Wei
mans SATURDAY. Evening Post story,
Madame Peacock" in which MAXI
nova is at her magnificent best.
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
LAzzARI-HACKETr,

Charles Hackett, tenor, will ap-
pear here in joint recital with Caro-
line Lazzari, contralto. both of the
Metropolitan Opera, next Wednes-
day afternoon at Polls Theater.
Seats are now on sale at Mrs.
Greene's Concert Bureau.
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
STRAND.

Harry Hines. who bills himself as
The 5Sth Variety in Humorous
headlines the pro-
gram at the Strand next week be-
ginning Monday. Others contribut-
ing to the all-star bill include Ed
ward Hill in Hattie Creations"
Ector and Dena in harmony: Ruth
Rogers and the Laurel Four; "the
Gypsy Trio:' "a Twilight Baby
with Lloyd (Ham) Hamilton and
Virginia Rape, and other numbers.
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
ID. r. KETTHS.

Next week at B. F. Keith's. Ed
die Leonard with Olive Stewart ana
others, will appear in The Min
strel's Return" Anna Chandler,
singing coincidence: the Chinese
mystic, Long Tack Sam; Schichtrs
mannikins, and other attractions
complete the bill.
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
One Meal Not Enough.

noe meal a day was not enough
for Charles Workman, he told the
court in Columbus. Ohio. The Judge
may grant him a divorce from Lena
Workman.
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
CRANDALLs.

Beginning today and continuing
through Saturday. Crandall's pre-
sents Wallace Reid in whats Your
Hurry" For the first four days
Of next week. crandalrs offers Lew
Cody in Occasionally Yours" Be-
ginning Thursday and remaining
for the balance of the week, will
be shown Marshall Neiian's Go
and Get It"
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
BEL.ASCO.

A distinct novelty in choruses as
well as in musical plays is prom
ised for the engagement Of Nora
Bayes in Her Family Tree" at the
Belasco Theater starting Sunday.
The book is by Al Weeks, with
dancing ensembles arranged by Carl
Randall and stage pictures by Has
sard Short.
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
NATIONAL

The HZeigfeld Follies"-fourteent
of the series-is to be presented
at the National commencing Mon
day evening. In the cast are Fanny
Brice. Mary Eaton. John Steel. Van
and Schenck, w. c. Fields. Carl
Randall, Jack Donohue. Ray Dooley,
Bernard Granville. Jerome and Her
bert. Moran and Mack. Doris Eaton,
Margaret Irving, Jessie Reed. Olive
Waugh. Helen Shea, Eva Brady.
Florence Crane. Addison Young and
numerous others.
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
COLUMBIA.

The attraction at Loew's Column
bia Theater. beginning next Sunday
afternoon at o'clock. will be The
Restless Sex."fa Cosmopolitan pro-
duction for Paramount. based on
Robert w. Chambers famous story
Of the same name. directed by Rob-
ert z. Leonard and featuring in its
cast Marion Davies. Carlyle Black
well and Ralph Keilard.
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
GARRICK.

The Young visiters." a premier
American production by Daisy Ash
ford. will be the attraction at the
shubert -Garrick next week, opening
Tuesday. The Dreamer" previously
announced for this engagement.
will not appear. being displaced by
this more attractive production.
An especially large company and
original scenic productions brought
from London will be seen in Young
Visiteurs."
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
GARDEN.

Allan Dwan's special production.
The Forbidden. Thing" ans adap-
tation of the story by Mary Mears.
will be presented at Moore's Gar
den Theater for a second week, be-
ginning next Sunday. Exceptional
ly entertaining added features are
seen In conjunction with the main
attraction. chief among which is "A
Trip Through the Worlds Great
est Motion Picture Studios"
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
RLLrO.

The. coming week at Moore's RI
alto. beginning Sunday. will see the
Presentation Of ''Blisxard,r the leg-
less master criminal Of San Fran
The Penalty" the cinema adapta-
ton of which has been made and
is presented by Goldwyn Pictures.
Lon CLANCY. Claire Adams. Ken
meth Harlan. Charles Clary. Ethel
Grey Terry and others are In the
cast.
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
YOUR COLD EASED
AFTER FIRST DOSE
"Pape's Cold Cenpound' then
breaks up q cold in 4
few hours.

Relief comes instantly. A dose
taken every two hours until three
doses are taken usually breaks up q
severe cold and ends all the grippe
misery. ~ -
The very frst dose opens your
clogged-up nostriis and the air pas
ming, relieves the headache, duliness.
feverishness. sneezing. soreness and
Don't stay stuffed-upi Quit blow
ing and snuffling! Clear your con-
world gives such prompt relief as
"Pape's Cold Compound, which
costs only a few cents At any drug
store. 1t acts without assistance.
tastes nice, contains no Quinine--In-
sist upon Pape'st--Adv.
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
PALACE.

Charles Ray begins q weeks en-l
gagement at Loew's Palace Thea
ter next Sunday afternoon at .
o'clock In his latest starring pro-
duction. -An Old-Fashioned Boy"
Agnes Christine 5Johnston's hilari-
Gus romantic comedy scenarised by
the author. directed by Jerome
Storm. with Ethel Channon. Alfred
Allen. Wade Boteier. Grace Morse,
Gloria Joy. Frankie Lee. Hal Cooley
and Virginia Brown.
The Washington herald., 1920-11-11
MAf NEW ATTRAC ACITONS
|$YAT THE TIiEATERS S%R

The dramatic power Of the story
has been fully realised in its cell
luloid version. The bill will be
completed by diversified camera sub
tects.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-10-21
VEGETABLES STORED
FOR USE IN WINTER
Good Time to Begin Plans 10.
Saving Garden Truck.
Money viii Be Saved and Variety
Added to Menus by Preparing
Room in Basement or Outdoor
Cellar or Pit

One Of these nights not far distant
there will be a frost. That means,
does it not, that huge basket of pump
kins, squash, beets, onions, tomatoes,
apples and other vegetables and fruit
grown in your garden and orchard,
must be brought in and saved for win
ter use?
Before that time the question Of
storage must be settled. If you have
never had them to store before or did
not have success in the methods used
last year, or want to know more
about the subject for general infOrma-
ton, send for Il copy of Home StOr-
ing of Vegetables" Farmers Bulletin
$40, United States department of ag-
riculture
Different types of inexpensive and
reliable storage places, the room in
the basement of the dwelling, the out
door storage cellar or cave, the bank
or pit, are described in detail. The
saving in money and the additional
variety in your winter menus will
more than pay you for spending time
in preparation for good, careful stOr-
age.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-10-21
MAKING FINE RECORD
FOR IMPROVED SlRES
Virginia Leads Country in Effort
to Discard Scrubs.
Many Farmers Of Pulaski County File
Declaration They Will Follow
Methods tc Further Live
Stock Improvement.

With over 10000 head of domestic
animals in addition to poultry enrolled
in the Better Sires-Better Stock"
movement, Virginia leads all other
states in the nationwide effort to rid
the country of scrub and other infe-
rior sires. The stock mentioned is
owned by go farmers, of whom 354
are in Pulaski county, Virginia. All
of these live stock owners have filed
with the United States department of
agriculture declarations that they Will
not only use pure-bred sires, but will
follow methods leading to further live
stock Improvement.
The bureau of animal industry,
which is handling the enrolment rec
ords, received from Virginia recently
- pledges in one day. OF this number
IS contained statements that purebred
sires, including rams, bears and roOst-
ers, would be purchased. Cases of
this kind show that the movement is
not only educational, but is gradually
resulting in the replacement of in
feriOr males with purebreds.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1920-10-21
CONSTABLE WRONG FOR ONCE
Sleuth Had to Admit That He Had
Slipped UP a Little on His
"Calkerlations"

II don't often make a mistake in my
official celebrations" admitted Con
stable Slackputter, the redoubtGble
seuth, but I'll have to own up that
yesterday evening l pretty nigh done
so. 4 stranger, that looked like ne
represented a fair-sized fine and a
nice little fee, came along in his mo-
torcar, Sorter wabbling in his prog
ress and singing, My Irene Is the Vii
lage Queen. Rum-tum-tiddy Er-rum:
tiddy-tum." and so forth.
Halt, there" says l. Consider
yourself under arrest"
And b'gashed if he didn't stop and
cuss me for everything he could lay
his tongue to-
"What are you trying to arrest me
for, you blarkity-bustcd, lop-eared,
red-necked hick?" says he.
For being so bone-dry drunk says
/, that you don't know what you're
dOingn
Like torment, I don't" says he.
I'm cussing out blankity-blanked,
muttOn-headed, tin-starred boob " says
he. That's what I'm doing"
well. of course, l seen he did know.
SO all the action l could take was to
haul in my horns and wave him on
ward with as much dignity as l could
manage to assume on the spur of the
moment."-Kansas City Star.