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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17
ANNOYANCE.

Nothing annoys certain noble wom-
an, or we guess any noble woman,
more than to have her lace curtains
come back from the laundry starched
so stiffly that they stand out like a
little girls pantalettes, If anybody can
remember when anything approaching
pantalettes was wonderland Rapids
Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

If you don't know anything about
your town you can't have pride in til
If you don't have any pride in your
town then no one else will
If no one else has any pride in your
town it will soon go to smash!
But to the contrary outside inter
ests have more respect for our town
than the average citizen has. Big
interests who buy the products made
in our manufactures show that they
respect US.
Then you must respect the town if
you are to respect yourself. Here
after when people ask where you are
from tell them with all the lungs
you've got: From town that is
noted for its quality rather than its
quantity"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

The prize for the seasons worst pun
goes to Christopher Morley Observ-
ing four ladies waiting outside a pay
car on a siding, ready to bone" the
men as they come out for contribu-
ton to some. doubtless, worthy cause,
he paraphrastically commented:
where the car-cash is. there are the
mulct yers, Boston Transcript.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17
Lambertyille Churches
CENTENARY METHODIST
CHURCH
Rev Edward, A. Wells, Pastor

A cordial invitation is extended to
all who will worship with US.
1890 A. NJ, preaching service.
7.30 P. M, preaching service.
2.15 P. NJ, Sunday School.
6.45 P NJ, Epworth League.
Tuesday 7.30 P. NJ, Prayer Service.
Glass meeting Friday evening.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17
New Hope Churches
NEW HOPE PRESBYTERIAN
CHURCH
Rev. M. E Bartholomew, Minister

Sunday School at 10 A. M. Glasses
for all ages.
Morning worship at IL A. M.
Everybody welcome!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17
High School Athletics
Going Strong

Boys Game Played at Doylestown
December 18th
Score-Doylestown, 20; Lambert
vile, Is.
Lineup:
DOYLESTOWN
Stultz--forward
Helleyer-forward.
Mardin--center.
Gulick- guard.
Ruff guard.
r TOmilson-forward
LAMBERTVILLE
Burk-forward.
Kelty-forward.
Salmon-center.
Riordan-guard
Johnson-guard.
Lefever-guard.
Stintsman-guard.
Curtis-center.
Straightforward
Girls Game Played at Doylestown
December 18th
Score-Lambertville, 20; Doyles-
town, 8.
Lineup for Lambertville:
Northumberland.
Harris-forward.
Butterfoss- guard.
Stout-guard
tzgerald-center.
Reid-side center.
Substitutes for last three minutes:
Cruise-guard.
Ely-guard.
Botti-side center.
Some one asked an old lady about
a sermon:
Gould you remember it,"
Remember it," No; the minister
couldn't remember it himself. He had
to have it written down."
! Mrs. Gazzam Ito Sadie Bloombum-
PERI: where's your mamma, Sadie?"
Sadie: "She went over to Mrs. Gar
goyle's two hours ago to stay five
minutes"
Teacher: Arthur, you are not pay
ing attention. Why do you smile 2"
Arthur: 81 was just thinking about
something"
Teacher: 'iWell, please bear in mind
that if you want to think you have got
to do it outside of this schoolhouse."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17
Dear E. E. S.:

Dear f.. Il. s.:
l would advise you to get some heal
ing solution for the poor cats tail
(See ad. this issue Main Street Phar-
macy) Get a dinky little collar for
said cat, (See adj. Cryer's Hardware
Co. or Sollit.ly Jewelry Store.) Take
her for a RE Cts cher" isn't it.)
(See ad. Johnson's Garage.) Does she
eat candy? (See Sugar Bowl ADJ But
that's enough for the present.
GEE SEE.
If you are feeling rather Glow"
then go into some prominent doctors
waiting room and look about you.
Then go outside and thank God
you are alive.
If you feel that Fate has given
you wallop on the blind side" and
you haven't had a chance, then take
run in at police station and watch
the mills of justice grind.
Then go outside and ask some one
to plant a nice healthy kick in your
posterior extremity for being such a
pessimist.
No matter how hard Life kicks you,
you don't have to look far to find some
poor devil who has been slammed
harder than you have.
Self pity in a mans heart is like
nitric acid in an open sore.
,,u
and saws: ..Whv I've forgotten more
than that fellow will ever knowi"
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nav . 'u'' 'i' u 0OOie'
~ u1esn ii fa44 a I4in u 5tS.vtl
Nm rDrre,r
says-YOU TRUST HIM!
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lHe o' !s 18Ils Ii5'"'I pIrI saS S ~ no
T F3TI ~ rp1TTi ~ In COZ E EE ny ~
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NO, isaptllai pau ilea 40 . MOI f tildi !,
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NnUprt hnIpCC UGnt1Irp t1Do1fllxy
\ WlIlOuG pISSuul pIlOIl, as IL W6IeJ 10
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

If you don't know these things,
then for heavens sake go out and
get some one to kick you and wake
you upl =.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

Hours Of Service-Mass on Sunday
at 8 and 10 o'clock. Holy days at
and o'clock.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17
THOMPSON MEMORIAL CHURCH
Rev w w Harris Pastor

Rev. w, w. Harris, Pastor
Sunday School at 10 A. M.
Morning worship at II o'clock.
Sunday School at Wood Hill Chapel,
2.20 P. M.
G. E. at 7.30 P. M.
Evening worship at o'clock.
Cottage prayer meeting on Friday
evening at 8 o'clock.
A welcome to all services.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17
NEW HOPE M. E. CHURCH
C. E. Radcliffe, RI. D., Pastor

1000 A. M, Sunday School.
HOO A. M, worship and sermon.
6.45 P. NJ, Epworth League.
7.30 P. M, sermon illustrated with
the stereoptican.
Prayer meeting Thursday evening.
A glad hand and welcome to all.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

ST. MARTINS R. c. CHURCH
Rev. Henry S. S. Hasson, Pastor
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

We may have some new tangled
ideas about some things, but believe
Us truly! when Christmas comes
around we want our eats in the good
old-fashioned wayp
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

And we don't care three whoops
in a whirlwind how soon you do your
shopping Suit yourself! But we do
(we'll say we DO) want that old feed
bag ready for the belll
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

You can just bet your sweet life
we do!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

The st. Louis Dispatch says in a
heading: "WINTER RULES TO
HELP TRUTHFUL GOLFER DE-
SPITE BAD LIES"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

No, Isabella, "bad lies" do not indi-
cate a contradiction with truthful
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

We just read in the S. E. P, that
Arthur Train says in the story "Rea-
sonable Doubt" that "The human heart
is d sight bigger than the
human conscience"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

Nevertheless, we venture timidly
without presumption, as it were) to
say that there Gas usual) will be no
lack of ''bad lies"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

Our idea of a dumbbell is the vain
glorious (zero) mark who swells up
and says: "Why I've forgotten more
than that fellow will ever know!"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

1t doesn't matter d-how much
you have forgotten. It's HOW
MUCH DO YOU KNOW?
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

When your instinct says TRUST
A MAN-neyer mind what your brain
says-YOU TRUST HIM!
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-12-17

Believe him
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-06-17

ing. Rainfall Wednesday was .0S OF
an inch.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-06-17

ests and aims. l attended two COM
munity gatherings while there and
saw in actual demonstration the
spirit Of cooperation which has been
fostered and developed during the
past six years. I was told in Mel
bourne that absolutely no distinc-
ton is made between townsmen and
farmers, that the farmer In the
farthermost corner feels a bond of
telat ionship to town and community.
II believe I could suggest one inn
provement that might be made!in the
placing OF consolidated school dis
trict lines. | should never have them
folloE up a public highway unless
here, is strong demand from the
residents for them to do so There
re two reasons for my decision on
his. First. it necessitates double
hauling OF school children. and. sec
md as n general rule. the residents
llong n road for any considera BILE
distance consider themselves within
he same community with common
,torests To divide them on school
alters will tend 20 split neishbor
foods.
You are to be congratulated on the
rogress YOU are making in consrli-
alton in Marshall county and on the
ane logical attitude of mind taken
:, the school officers relative to the
ncial aspects of the consolidated
strict. From my studies in other
tates. can not help but feel you
re on the rieht track
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-06-17

Social Affairs Womens Clubs :: Churches and Lodges

nesday night at the W. F. Montgom-
cry home. The guests of honor were.
DR.. Maxwell, and daughter, Grace, OF
Coffeyville, Kan; Joseph F. Guame,
of Nowata, Okla, and James Wagner,
of Kansas City. The table was deco
rated with center bouquet Of Ameri-
can beauty roses and Mrs. Raymond
Narber. and Miss Fay Montgomery
assisted in serving. The evening was
spent socially.
The missionary society Of the First
United Evangelical church met
Wednesday with Mrs. NJ c. Bart
lett. IA North Twelfth avenue. Mrs.
Bartlett, who was a delegate at the
Evangelical convention at Des
Moines last week. gave an interesting
report. The remaining hours were
spent socially.
Marechal Neil division TO the 3. Of
L. f. met at carpenters hall We'd
nesday AFTERNOON. The members voted
to discontinue the meetings for the
summer. The hostesses were Mrs. 7.
r. Holt and Mrs. Ralph Graft.
8 q o
The ladies' auxiliary of the switch
mems union held its regular meeting
Wednesday night with Mrs. Will
Carter, 603 South Third street.
@ @ o
Sunshine Aid met Wednesday
afternoon with Mrs. l.. J. Stephens,
402 North Second street Guessing
games were played. The prizes were
won by Mrs ]. Culbertson and Mrs.
G. Culbertson. The hostess was as
sisted by Mrs. James Stephens. Mrs.
Harry HOFFMAN, of Waterloo. was a
guest.
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
The Golden Rod Club will meet
Friday afternoon with Mrs II r
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-06-17
Friday night at the home of Mrs. r
J. Roth, 1904 Fremont street.

Mrs. Mary Wheelock. OF Eldora
was in the city today ON her way tc
Ames on business.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-06-17
MEMBERSHIPS WELCOMED.
Mems and Boys Glasses at ~" Filled
Durino Hot Oavs

The recent hot days have had
good effect on the summer member
ship offered by the Y. NJ. C. A.. there
being now about nifty enrolled in the
boys classes. and twelve men in the
four month trial membership. There
has also been substantial increase
In the year memberships.
The showers and the, pool, have
been the features that most appealed
to the men, and these, with the sum
mer camps, have attracted the eyes
of the boys. The mems member
ships are priced ut IS and date four
months from the date taken out, and
include all the privileges of the year
memberships. The boys are divided
into two classes. Boys between the
ages of 10 to 13. can join for $3.50,
and the other class is for boys be-
tween the ages Of IA and II and the
cost is $3.50. Both Of these member
ships are good from June l and
Oct. l. -
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-06-17

The r. B. Club was organized Wed :
Amy Gibson. south of the city The
following officers were elected: Miss
Amy ellison, president; Miss Ruth
Osgood, vice president: Miss Jennie
Seim. secretary: Miss Helen Harms,
treasurer The house was decorated
with red and white roses. The at
ternoon was spent socially and ra
freshments were served. The club
will meet every other Wednesday,
@ @ @
Excelsior Aid met Wednesday af-
ternoon at the Odd Fellows hall The
hostesses We're Mrs. John Cortick
and Mrs. Dora Watson. They WERE
assisted by Mrs. John Twigg and
Miss Hazel Corrck
@ @ 8
Central Chapter No. 81 OF the
Eastern Star met Wednesday at the
Masonic temple. j. E. Frederick
was elected worthy patron and Mrs
T. G.. Stewart, organist. for the re-
mainder of the year, to take the
place OF Rev. and Mrs. o. G. Fox who
have moved to Omaha. A social
meeting followed the regular session
The program included series ! OF
vocal solos by Miss Dorothy Schultz
readings by Miss Eta Jansen. a
piano solo by Mrs. F. G. Stewart and
a reading by Mrs. G. A. Tewksbury.
9 o O
Priscilla Club members entertain
ed their families at "A picnic supper
at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. II. A
Dimmock, 20s East Webster street
Wednesday evening. Twenty five
were present. The hours were spent
with cards and other games.
q 9 9
Mrs. John Keefer. sos North Second
avenue, and Miss Vera Montgomery
6 East Grant street. entertained four.
teen guests at o'clock dinner Wed
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-06-17
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TELLS OF WAR INSURANCE.
Captain Dan c. Newquist Speaks Be
fore Meetino If veferaas

fore Meeting OF Veterans.
Captain Dan c. Newquist. Of Dcs
Moines, representative of the federal
war insurance bureau in Iowa, ad-
dressed well attended meeting Of
world war veterans at the club rooms
of Frank Lewis Click Post Wednes-
day night. He came to explain
features OF the governments war in
snrance. compensation and oova-
tional training for. disabled veterans.
He said So per cent OF service men
had dropped their insurance but
during recent weeks they. had been
having 1t reinstated at a rapid rate.
In the last month approximately 10
per cent OF those who had allowed
their insurance to elapse had had It
reinstated 20 that at this time about
% per cent Sf the total insured have
lad their INSURANCE taken care OF TO
fully protect them. It was pointed
out that July I is the time limit
when veterans can have their lapsed
insurance reinstated. Veterans In the
audience showed a lively interest in
the subject discussed and asked MANY
questions regarding the insurance.
compensation and vocational train
ing. @
Captain Newquist, in addition to
being veteran Of the world war In
which he served as Captain OF the
l6sth machine gun company, also is
veteran Of the Spanish American
War. He served in >Company H. Fifty
rrst Iowa Infantry In the Philippines
with Lars A. Larson. manager of the
Marshall Printing Company, who also
was a member Of Company H.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-06-17
Jesse Hale Half MiIer.

Word has been received by Mr.. and
Mrs. H. B. Hale, 9os West Nevada
street. from their son. Jesse Hale, who
enlisted four months ago, and is now
stationed at Fort Barry, San Fran
cisco, saying that he took first place
in the So0-meter run in recent meet
between all army posts of the west
ern department. His time was 2:09.
Jesse is now at st. Louis where he
will compete with runners from all
army camps, the winners of which
will be sent to Antwerp to enter the
Olympic games
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-06-17
Auto Tourists TRAVELLING.

Tourists are to be seen every day
IN their cars on the streets of the
city. fasteners are going west and
westerners are going east. Three
cars were in town Wednesday morn
Ing from Cleveland, O.. on their way
TO Los Angeles, and Tuesday after
noon two cars passed thru the CITY
over the Lincoln Highway bound for
Cincinnati and New York. In both
cases the travellers were taking their
time to the trip. camping along the
route, and stopping over at places OF
interest.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-06-17
THIRTY CARS OF WOOL.
Marshall County Farmers Ship F..
Storage Company.

Thirty automobiles, loaded with
wool produced in Marshall county,
were assembled at one time Wednes-
day morning near the union station,
where car Of $4,000 pounds capacity
was being loaded for shipment to the
National Wool Warehouse & Storage
Company. Chicago. Wool producers
from all parts OF the county Joined in
making UP the car lot, which went
out over the Chicago & Northwestern,
1t was said to be the largest single
shipment ever made comparatively
from this county.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-06-17
A MODERN PLANT
70 Have Found It Necessary To
Keep Adding Extra Equipment To
Our Modern Cleaning Plant To
Take Care Of Our Cleaning Bust.
ness Which is Continually Growing.

Our cleaning and pressing is
Thoroughly done and promptly deliv-
red, and the satisfactory work we are
.nrnins out is building up our bust
ness.
We not only do cleaning and press
ing but We do all kinds of repairing.
romodelins and altering of both
mems and ladies garments.
Telephone to 800 and our car will
all and deliver promptly.
National Tailors and Cleaners, w
= Jones, proprietor, over Strand
theater.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-06-17
Local Weather Record.

Eighty five and 80 We're the eX-
tremes of temperature Wednesday,
compared with 50 and o. Tuesday
and 80 and "a year ago Wednesday.
At this morning. the temperature
was 53. compared with 81 at the cor
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-06-17

a pure linSeed oil outside white
paint for 50 per gallon. w. A. George,
Jr.. % North First avenue
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-06-17

O'Connor, S12k West Nevada street.
Busy Few Circle will meet with
Mrs. l.. A. Eker, 11S Arson street,
Friday afternoon.
ST. Margarets Mission will meet
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-08-27

Our idea of dumb bell is a creature
who sits in the movies and reads
aloud every heading in the picture.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-08-27

Still water may run deep, but the
time has passed when you can make
people think you are wise old owl
by sitting around like wart on
frog.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-08-27
RED CROSS EXTENDS
RELIEF TO POLAND

More than 100000 has been spent
by the American Red Cross in aiding
the stricken people of Poland. The
organization has nursed the sick, fed
the starving, clothed the naked, shelter
ed the homeless, schooled the children
and cared for the orphans there. 1t has
conducted a relentless fight against
typhus, cholera and other terrible dis
eases. So today millions of men and
women in that resurrected nation
speak in grateful appreciation of "The
Greatest Mother In the World"
Nearly 200 American Red Cross
workers are now engaged in relief ac-
tivities in Poland. Four large relief
bases are in operation and eleven mo-
bile units are in the field During the
last twelve months this organization
was largely instrumental in the re-es-
adjustment of million refugees at a
cost for general relief of more than
100000 Last winter one-half mil
lion war orphans were aided material
Is, and since then a series of large or
phanages have been established to give
them permanent care.
But for American Red Cross aid, Of
ficials of Poland declared recently mil
lions of people in that country would
have persisted of disease, exposure or
starvation the last eighteen months.
and the work there must be kept up
for another year.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-08-27
J. DOTHARD DILTS,

Raritan Township.
This is ordered and paid for by j.
Dothard Dilts.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-08-27
What Do You Want?

When you want a cook, you hire
some one who can cook. Tor marry
herr When you need plumber, you
send for plumber-not piano tuner.
When your telephone is out of order
you send for a mechanic from the tel
ephone office-not a printer.
Former presidential nominee.
Charles Evans Hughes, in a speech at
Marion, Ohio on Tuesday says Warren
G. Harding.
I'VE do not want trickster, we do
not want a shrewd politician. We do
not want one who is isolated (Wilson)
one who is removed, but we do want
a man with courage, possessed Of
sound common sense, who has an ap
probation of American institutions
and who knows how to conduct great
affairs and in accord with the spirit
of our institutions. Such a man is
Senator Harding.
There is no hope for the world un-
less America can protect her own in
stitutions and maintain her own insti-
tutions. The world cannot survive
unless America survives.
In other words, America wants a
clear headed executive. We don't
want conceited dreamer who "sees
the vision" and "hears the voices
Harding has proven his clear headed
executive ability by apreciating the
value of cooperation between the pres
ident and vice president and cabinet
officers. He has said to Coolidge that
they are to occupy the Whitehouse in
executive cooperation Harding is
not going to be fool enough to kick
everybody out of Washington who
proves to have ability as Wilson has
done.
And Coolidge is a man of ability. |
The writer keenly remembers MANY |
personal contacts with him in Boston. |
His lean, wiry figure, red head and
steely eye leave impressions of
strength and determination. He is
lovingly known as "Cal and as "Calo
he sgoing to Washington to repeat |
the mans size job he has done in
Massachusetts.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-08-27

The man who says he never makes
a mistake is liar, if he carries pen
Gil with a rubber on it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-08-27

Our typewriter does not chew gum
or use lip stick or powder. That's
why l can write on it.