The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-11-09
HA- HU1OR PA7HOS
O1AA ROMANCE
CHEN <Y
|StO1eya Day

five7-munt have had your salary
raised, Mr.. wilson ! seen you
on Sixth ave Tuesday afternoon.
MFR. De Forcst-swcllf-oh. myh--
who IN Hhe7 what's the matter
with itf--why. II Amt money-whatf
Colombian haiff-weil. this amt
South America Yes. like tho
mixed best--Friday7-awfully sorry.
but take my Jiu-iitsu lesson on Fri.
day Thursday, then Thanhn--
that's i6 times I've been told tina; this
morning. guess I must be beauti.
fiIl Cut that out. plsase-whnt
do you think l ann Why. MIR.
woetbrook you really think sol
tho ideai--one--cighty and TWEEN.
TVS n dollar~-thank you ever 10
much: but ! don't ever so automobile
riding with gentiemep--your aunt
well. that's different perhaps .
Please don't get freKh--your check
was rs cents, ! believe kindly STRIP
inside hpd let Hello. Bcn-com.
Ing around Thursday evening"
there's a gentleman going 20 send
around a box OF chocolates. and q.
forty and sixty In a dollar. and one
In two =
About the middle Of on. afternoon
tho dizzy goddess Nertigo-vhose
other name II Fortune suddenly
smote an old. wealthy and eccentric
banker while hc was walking past
Hinkio'r. on his way % n street car.
A wealthy and eccentric banker who
ridea in street oars iy--move w.
please: there are others.
A Samaritan. n f'harissc. q man
and a policeman who wers first on
tho spot lifted Banker MoRarnsey
and carried him into Hinkle's rentau.
rant when the AGED but indcairuct.
lble banker opened his eyes he paw
beautiful vision bending over him
with a pitiful. tender smile. bathing
his forehead with beef tea and
chatting his hands with some,hing
frapps out Of chatting dish. Mr.
Neiiafnscy sighed. los; vest button,
EaEcf with deep Eraiiiuds upon his
fair prrservursna. and then recovered
consciousness.
To the Seaside Libra y al who are
anticipating romane~' Banker Nc.
Ramsey had an ARID and respected
wife. and his sentiments toward
Miss Merriam were faiherly. lie
talked 20 her for half an hour with
iniercst--not the Kind that went with
his talks during business hours. The
next day he brought Mrs. McRasn.
scy down 70 see her. The old couple
were childless--they had only a mar.
rici daughter living in Brooklyn.
To make a short story shorter.
the beautiful cashier won the hearts
Of the good old couple. They came
TO liinklr's agaIn and again. they
invited her 10 their old fashioned bu,
splendid home IN ono ~ tho Eas,
seyentiea- Miss Msrrlam'a winning
iovtilnesn. her swee, franknees aud
tnpulalys heart took them BY
storm. They said a hundred times
THAI Mise Merriam reminded them
90 much 81 their lost daughter. The
Brooklyn rnatron. nee McIizInsey. had
tho figure Of Buddha and face liks
the IDEAL Of an art PHOTOGRAPHER.
Miss Merriam was a combination Of
curves. smiles. rose leaves. pearls.
satin and hair-ionlo posters. Enough
OF the faulty OF parents.
A month after tho worthy couple
became acquainted with Mis-. Mer.
ram. she stood before IIinkie one
afternoon and resigned her cashier.
ship.
They're Koing 20 adopt me- she
told the b~r~st rextaurateur. They're
funny old people. but regular dears.
And thu swell home they have got
Say. Hinkie. there isn't any use OF
wear brown duds and goggles In
whsx wagon. or marry duke a,
least san. somehow hate 10
break out of the old cage. I've been
no long feel funny do
ing anything else. I'll miss joshinr
the fellows swfuliy when they line
up 10 pay for the buckwhcats and
But can't let this ehanc. slide
And they're awfuiiy good. Hlnki~.
know IN have a swell time You
owe me ninesixty-swo and a half for
the week. Cut out the half II IL hurts
you. Hlnkl..-
And they did. Mrs Merriam be
same Miss Rosa Mcfiamsey. And
shc graced tho transition Beauty
s only skin-decp. but the nerves lie
very near TO the skin. Nervc-but
Just here win you oblige by perus.
ing again tho quotation with which
his story bcginsT
The McRamseys poured out mon
~ Ike domestic champagne to pol.
sh their adopted one. Miillncrs.
lancing masters and private tutors
got II. McRamscy was
loving. and tried TO forget
Hinkle's. To give ample credit 10
he adsptability OF the American
rirl. Hinkic's did fade from her
memory and speech most OF the
lime.
Not every one WIN remember
xhen the Earl OF Hiiesbury came
o East Seventy - street, Ameri. |
a. HIe was only n fair-to.medlum |
'ari. without debts. and he created
little excitement But you will sure
y remember the evening when the |
Of Bencvolence held their
bazaar In the VIA Hotel. |
FOR you were there, and you wrote |
!, note 10 Fannie on the hotel naner