The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-11-18

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Today.s Best Ret IT'S the neigh.
hers children that always make the
most nossa.
PIsCAroRIAL sEArfI.Errfs
r4,n Charles C.. los West Nc
Craw st
Fish. Aionno d. soT n. ssth st
Salmon. Agnes. 1891 9Th ave
Trout. Bernie. ag60 i9th ave :.
Now that the county grand jury =
thru the federal grand jury Is Just
beginning. How would Il be 70 nave
them both running a, the same time
and investigating each othert
Personal liberty has reached 'he
vanishing point A Seattle man mas
been arrested for stealing an UNI
hreliA
Another Seattle man was so un-
fortunate as 10 be killed by a Green
lake car. but he proved one uhng'
There Is a car running on the efsSn
Lake line
ro,k. who buy their evening paper
a. FIRST and Pike were puzzled Tor
weeks over the strange appearance
Of the young ncwsooy.
Finally A lady asked
sr.ittie boy. what makes your hair
m xtsff and matted. ike THAR
.swer. ma'am,- said the hoy. we
don't have soap at our house.
-ru, what has that TO do win ],
-oh. every time l get In place
where they have soap. ! rub iot OF
/, IN my hair and let IL dry. 20 ma
can have IL to wash her face
W. remember a lot Of old-tashion.
"A men who used to say.
.woman's place is in the home.
thousands OF homes VIII %
wrecked II women are allowed 70
vote
.women can't find time to vote.
.Hone~ win be neglected II SUI
frate is given to woman.
..What will become Of the poor
chIidrenf-
swomen should not 80 TO such
plaees as voting booths"
~womcn viii be dcfiled by contact
with politics"
Urxx T.csseiner. say the nswspa
xerr- yin leave tho hospital In
week But not alone
The man who announced Few
weeks ago that he could make auto
ma out Of cornstalks and yeast has
hen locked up. The people who be
Iieved him are stili at large
THE CHANCES ARE IT WAS NOT
AN ARM
Miss Edith Magee had the misfcr-
tune yesterday morning 70 IAN OH
the ladder and break limb below
the knee.-Culiom dIiJ Chronicle
VIE CHIEF wORKETH AN
ANCIENT BLUFF
The police clock was taken from
the pole back Of the Odd Fellows
hsl1 last night The party who took
IL in known and is requested TO re
turn IL TO the Fire Hall IL this II
done promptly no questions wiz be
asked. III. J. Brown. chief OF police
York CSeb.) NewsTimes-
A New York paper asked a mar
r4ed woman and an unmarried WON
an. -shouid women proposef" One
woman answered yes and the other
answered no. Sec II you can guess
which woman said yes
SAID TOO MUCH
~Oh. auntie. heard uncle tell
NrA Jones that there wasn't an.
other woman like you in the world"
~Ah. the dear mani Did he,
Bobby"
-Yes'm and he said II was
mighty good thing. too."-Boston
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CONFIDENT
Qrom the Clinton. Ia. Herald)
Lost--A large white tom cat with
gray tail and two gray spots on
body. Return TO 1906 SO. ID st and
receive reward
I4ost--''Topsy.- black Persian cat
Anyone having seen her kindly call
al sth ave.
A Cedar Rapids merchant informs
Mr.. Harding: I'VE are shoulder 70
shoulder with you TO make and keep
Cedar Rapids and the United States
the two best places In the world to
1--we in"
G. Fl. Twiss spent one OF the long.
cool evenings this week in his base
ment cracking up big Jumps OF coal
with q hammer 30 they would fit his
stowe. He whacked one until his
arm ached. and couldn't crack IL.
Then his wife came down and told
him he was trying TO break a cobble-
stone which had fallen out OF the
cellar wall
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