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America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-01-22

in edificiul federal 81 1ntrebat
Pc I.ocotenentul Harry La Fa-
vre, medicul examiiiator pentru
marina, ca ,,de ce boala trebue
sd sufere un ON, ga doctorlu sal
dea reteta pentru un painte s3e
rachiu''.
Suffer de o groaznica racea-
la, am singele putin otravit, su-
fer de boala de rinichi, sunt ace
te destul de bune pentru pres
criptie de felul celei despre care
am intrebat 2"
No. raspunse doctorul. In
sa daca al parenchymatus pne-
umonia. dicipiens diabetes orr
| sceptimonia, pot sa-ti prescriu
rachiu = daca pot capata.' g
Polonia in ,cur1nd Va intra IN
lupta. Washington. = Rapoar
teIe oficiale spun ca e foarte
probabil ca Polonia in curind va
Fl fortata ca sa-si apere indepen
denta contra fortelor bolsevistc
din Russia. Observatory militarl
din aceasta tara au spuso frame
ca foarte greu pentru Polonla
a tine pept singura cu hordele
att de numaroase.
Sc cere = mediuri. New
York. = Ultima lipsa din New
York este de mediuri psichice.
{ Astfel de mediuri nu sunt de-
stule ca Sc satisfaca accelerat ia
celor ce au inceput sa Sc inte-
rcseze de spirite.
Trei tineri condamnati Ia
streang. = Montreal. - Trei t.
ntri condamnati la streang earl
au omorit pc Alcida Payette, NJ
farmar, vor Fl executati Vinari
dimineata in curtea temnitei la
la Bordeux.
Numele lor este Patrick Del
more. la fel cunoscut 81 sub nu-
mele de Jean Babtiste Lemay
Murdock Allen 81 Romei Ia
| coSte.
Ungurii infuriati. = Budapa-
sta. : Presa 81 fruntasii politi-i
unguri Isl manifesto in continu i
rcSentimentul fata Gle tratatul he
pace pc care allatii l-au inmi-
nat delegated ungare la Neuill :.
Premierul Ungariei, domn..
Huszar intro vorbire a zis:
.,Cosciugul Tngariei fost FL
cut la NeuiY- MOI Noi MAVEN pute-
re, fnsa nici un moment nu von
renunta la pretentiile noastre.
Vom astepta pima cind vom de-
veni puternici 81 atunci vom su-
pune pc inamicii nostri prin 1i-
plomatie - nu prin arme - ill
crezuti in puterea noastra de ~
zistenta. istorica. vom indura.
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-01-22
INF0RNAT|UN|

Italia impacienta. = Paris. -
Premierul Nitti al Italiei nu va
aStepta maj mult de cit aceasta
ri, ca sd Sc prlmeasca raspunSul
dc acceptare de la .jugoslavia
la nota trimisa de aliati guver-
nului jugoslav in saptamma ira
cuta. dupa cum Spnne Echo de
Paris. Daca nu' Sc va primi raS-
punsul de seara. spune acest IL
ar, prmierul italian va cere exc
cutarea imediata a tratatului de
la Londra. lasInd ca soartea o.
rasului Fime sa fie declsa mai
tirziu.
Istoria ,,antica" Milwaa-
kee. = in librariile din acest D
ras So vad pretutindeni table
foarte prominente pc care scrle:
Sc vinde foarte ieftin" cartea
chelnarilor. De cind S a pus pro-
hibitia. aceasta opera STA per-
lut valoarea, cd orr ce lucru ce
reprezinta alta opeca din ylata
omenirii
Sirienii in revclta. = Londra
- Treizeci de soldati francezi III
fost omoriti end sase suite de
insurgenti Sirieni au atacat for
tele franceze. la rasarit de Ale
xalldretta, spune depesa din
Cairo, care fost trimisa la Dai-
ly Express 81 care a fost prim,ta
din Damasc.
O noua miscare revolutiona-
ra a Sirienilor Sc spune ca la IL
inta- in muntii de la Takia.
Femeie bandit. Pittsbury.
- AdarX Eidemuler, secretarnl
unei companii de edificiuri 81 q
unei asociatii de imprumut. a
fost jafuit de 0 doamna foarte
politicoasa, care pnrta un voa.
foarte ,gros peste fata. Prada a
fost de sapte mil dedolari. ia
full fost comis in apropiere de
casa lui Eidemuler.
Femeia Sc zice ca s'a loyit de
de Eidemuler 81 STA cerut scuze,
cind ell s'a 1ntors ca sd 0 asigur, J,
ca nu-i suparat. s'a pomenit cu
un revolveras in piept. la dat
c0manda sd taca, vocea ei arata
determinarea. ca la caZ contrar,
Iii trimite pc alta lume, dupa
cum spune pagubasul.
Tinind revolverul 1ndreptat
spre el, la scos din buzunarul
hainei portmoneul plin Gu bani
81 cecuri pc care ia primit de la
adnnarea associated, de unde We
nea.
Tot timpul ca Nsuridea 81 vor-
bea ell el foarte frmos, despre
vreme 81 altele, tinind revolyerul
in coasta victin1ei - aceasta a
facut-o ca sd treaca citiva pede-
striani carl s'au apropiat de eli.
Dupa aceia Ma scos ceasul din
buzunarul vestei, 81 Ia pofuncit
sd mearga fira sd Sc ute inda-
rat.
Cine doregte 81 lie bolnav? -
- Cleveland. I'm ON a intrat
America. [volume] (Cleveland, Ohio) 1905-current, 1920-01-22
Polonia in ,cur1nd Va intra in

Sc cere = mediuri. = New
York. Ultima lipsa din New
York este de mediuri psichice.
Astfel de mediuri nu sunt de-
stule ca Sc satisfaca accelerati ia
celor ce au inceput sa Sc inte-
rcseze de spirite.
Evening star., 1920-04-02

Proceeding on this assumption, the
figures are most encouraging, as they
show seven players sporting averages
of 800 or more. Tho pitching in the
games with the Tampa team, the first
the Nationals played after reaching
their training camp, was so poor these
contests have been disregarded, as
was also the battle the Yannigans
played against the indianapolis team
at st. Petersburg. The dope is based
on the seven games played with the
Cuban Stars, whose curvers were In
close to midseason form; the six con-
tests thus far played with the Reds
and the one game against the Brook
lyn Dodgers.
Howard Shanks is shown to top the
entire array with mark OF 400, put
Hank has played in only three COM
plete games his other appearances be-
ing in the role OF pinch hitter. so
Clyde Milan is the real leader with
mark of .364. This is considerably
ahead of Zeb's true gait, as is Judges
.333. to land next in line. On the other
hand Rice's 500 does not fully reflect
his hitting ability. SO the figure at
tanned by Stanley Harris, sos, may De
taken to indicate he is lar from
weakling with the stick. Roth and
Leonard are tied with AN average OF
800, ONeil coming next with .2S0, and
then Shannon. with .2to. Ellerbe has
the poorest mark of the inhelders'
while none of the catchers as yet mas
had much success.
Here is the way the Nationals
shape up with the stick TO date:
Evening star., 1920-04-02
RICHARDS AND T|LDEN
REACH TENNIS FINALS

NEW YORK, April 2.-Vincent
Richards and William T. Tilden. Cd.
who fought for the national indoor
tennis championship last winter. with
the former winning a historic victory.
will face again in the final round of
the same event tomorrow, both hav-
ing won their semi-fnal matches in
straight sets yesterday. Richards
romped through two one-sided ses-
sions at 6-1 against the veteran
Samuel Hardy. but Tilden had a
harder time eliminating young Will
lard Botsford, 81, rs.
The two survivors Of the singles are
also in the final round of the doubles.
in partnership, after strenuous bat
tie with Fred C. Anderson and Ben
Letson yesterday, in which they lost
their first set Of the tournament. in
dividualIy and collectively. The scores
were 4-6, 6-3, 6-3.
Evening star., 1920-04-02
MACCABEES STAGE BIG
BOXING AND MAT EVENTS

More than 200 persons turned out
Wednesday night to see some good
bits of sparring and mat work at the
boxing and wrestling bee staged by
National Camp, No. 1, the Maccabees,
in the old Masonic Temple.
In the wrestling Dick Whitworth
won the decision over Young" Berk-
ley in one minute, fifteen seconds. No
decision was rendered in the AL Whit
worth-C. e. Hodgkins soiree. Paul
Turner got strangle hold on young
Etzler after four minutes and twenty
five seconds.
There were good "give-andtake' e.
exhibitions of boxing. All the bouts
were three-minute, node cision af-
fairs. Those who demonstrated the
efficiency of the fistic art were Jack
Walters, Pete Williams. young
Handsome" Rock Of Maine. Jack
Shields Kid Frenchy. Johnny Egg
gleston. Patsy Donovan and Jack
White Of Cleveland.
Evening star., 1920-04-02
LE GENDRE WILL Be
READY FOR OLYMP|CS

Robert lie Gendre of Georgetown
University. pentathlon champion Of
America and winner of that compe-
tition in the interallied games. who
broke the fbula in his right leg in
practice Monday, viii be able to com
pete in the olympic games. provided
the committee will waive his
competing in preliminary trials.
Coach John O'Reilly of the George
town track team said yesterday that
lie Gendre would be able TO start light
work within six weeks, but that he
would not be at his best when the
Olympic preliminary trials were held
in June. AS LIE Gendre is certain to
win in this section, OReilly is hop
ing that the committee will qualify
the athlete for the finals in July or
name him for the Olympic team on
his past performances. which he
holds, would warrant such action.
Evening star., 1920-04-02
SEVENNAT[ONALSHAW
HIT 300 OR BETTER IN
FOURTEEN HARD GAMES
Milan Is Setting Pace and Harris Topping
Youngsters---Rain Preuents Game at Green
uille---Contest Listed at Raleigh Today.
BY DENMAN THOMPSON.

RALEIGH April 2Batng compiled the spring
their
with the stick but the
faced generally speaking
advanced that the statistics be regarded furnishing
Especially this when considered that while the rival pitcher
they ultimately will Also thu
batting orbs OF the fail wieders.
the Grihs performers hav
enjoyed bdgeon the last played
whose calber
the the Hlngins
lndca
the hitting strength
The
Evening star., 1920-04-02
Games to Start at $3.50.

The games between the Nationals
and Reds here tomorrow and Sunday
will start at $3.50 o'clock. it was an
nounced today. The grounds will be
open two hours earlier. Tickets are
on sale at Spalding's.
Evening star., 1920-04-02
G. W. u. COUNCIL URGES
FOUR "MAJOR SPORTS"

Resolutions CHASING foot ball. base
ball, basket ball and track have been
passed by the George Washington
University stundent council. A move
ment is on foot to establish Gymna-
sum- One hundred and fifteen dollars
was voted to aid the base ball team
and the law school students Clipped in
$S1.SS additional in single days
canvass. e. ]. Hanson Is in charge OF
the base ball financial Campaign.
Evening star., 1920-04-02
Yale-Penn State Game OFF.

The Penn State-Yale game sched-
uled for American League Park this
afternoon was called off on account
of the soggy condition Of the grounds
Yale goes farther south tonight, play
ing two games each in Virginia and
North Carolina before returning home.
Penn State plays Navy tomorrow and
comes back here to meet Catholic Uni
versity Monday. Then after jump
into Virginia for two games the
Pennsylvanians will engage Maryland
State at College Park next Thurs
day.
Evening star., 1920-04-02
Fewster May Not Play Again.

BALTIMORE. Md. April 2.-"Chick"
Feuster the Yankees infelder will
not play ball again. according to re-
ports from physicians who operated
on the ball player. Physicians had to
remove part OF Fewster's skull. and.
although he will recover, he would be
risking his life to play ball again.
Fewster was hit by a pitched bail in
game against the Brooklyns last
). eek.
Evening star., 1920-04-02
Booked ut Raleigh To-day.

Booked at Raleigh Today.
Today's game here marks the end
Of the first leg OF the Nationals tour
with the Reds. the teams being
billed to give Washington it's initial
taste of professional base ball at the
Georgia avenue park tomorrow.
Jezbel Tecumseh Zachary and Cat
sup Bill Snyder are listed TO do the
hurling for the Griffmen. Jimmy
Ring probably will be one of the
hurlers to oppose them, but what
other or others will appear for the
Reds Is a bad guess.
Five Of the battery men Of the Ma
tionals-Catcher Picinich and Pitch
ers Johnson. Shaw. Schacht and Erick-
son-are expected to take a work
out on their home lot today. having
Evening star., 1920-04-02
Central Defeats G. w. U.

Central High defeated George
Washington in six-inning practice
game of base ball yesterday, 6 to O..
G. w. U. lined up as follows: Spear,
third base: Schaffer, catcher: Lootz,
pitcher; Hornsberger, center field: !:
Yaecker. frst base; La Fleur. second
base: Adams, shortstop: Mitchell.
right field; Hanna, left field.
Evening star., 1920-04-02
TERMINAL DUCKPIN LEAGUE.

Totals All 47O 452 Totals 4oS 436 4,,J
Evening star., 1920-04-02

Harry Courtney has gone to Asheville.
n. c., to see his mother. who is i'll! He
will rejoin the Nationals at Richmond,
Va, next Monday.
Evening star., 1920-04-02
Pau Here Regulars Are Doing Work With Bat
High School oarsmen in Regatta

West Philadelphia High School of
Philadelphia may enter it's eight
oared shell crew in the high school
race, which will be feature of the
New York Rowing Associations Me
mortal day regatta. The event will
be one mile straightaway.
Evening star., 1920-04-02
Staunton to Send Athletes Here.

Staunton Military Academy will
send team to the Central High meet
to be held in the stadium here May
S- Games with Business High April
b and with Tech three days later
have been booked by the Staunton
nine for its home diamond.
Evening star., 1920-04-02
NEWARK OFFERS $4,000
PURSE TO CARPENTER

NEWARK. n. J.. April 2.-Oficials
of the Newark Sportsmen's Club an
nounced today they had offered a
purse of $4,000 to Georges Carpen-
tier, the French pugilist. to meet
Charley Weinert of this city in an
eight round no-decision bout here.
Evening star., 1920-04-02
Race Meet at Bowie Opens.

Racing at Bowie opened yesterday
with record-breaking inaugural
crowd. The Sunny Land stables Slip
perry Elm won the inaugural handi-
cap OF se,017, the feature of the
program.
Evening star., 1920-04-02

been sent on in advance to get ready
for two games that will give capital
fans their first glimpse OF the 1920
Griffs. Schacht and Shaw are billed to
work in the opening contest tomor-
row, while Johnson and Erickson will
make their appearance in the Sunday
game.
For the second day in succession
President Griffith was disappointed in
Greenville yesterday, and he was par
ticularly chagrined in that a game
could have been played. The day be-
fore in Columbia a contest was out
of the question. as it started raining
shortly before game time and con-
tinued to do so practically all after
noon. Yesterday there was no rain
at all A wet spell had put the
grounds in rather soft shape and
there was some water standing in
center field. but the diamond itself
was in fairly good condition. Man
ager Moran of the Reds was respon-
sible for canceling the game. as
both Secretaries Eynon and Bancroft
were anxious to have the battle
staged. Both clubs lost what would
have amounted to $1.500 apiece. The
town was to turn out in full force,
and hundreds came from around to
see the dig leasuefS IN acton. IL is
not the first time that Moran has
prevented an exhibition with the Ma
tionals that could have been played
the pilot having refused to permit
the Phillies, of which he was man.
ager at that time. to take the field
at Portsmouth, Va. under similar cir
. cumstances in the spring of 1917
Moran had his athletes out in uni
form yesterday, however. and put
| them through a long drill. The Ma
! tionals, having had a workout at
Columbia the day before, were ex-
cused from practicing.
Scout" Joe Engel rejoined the Ma
! tionals empty-handed yesterday after q
| visit to Newberry College to see a
pitcher named pug Luther The
| youngster told Engel he was anxious to
| finish his schooling and would not con-
| slider playing professional ball for a cou-
pie of years yet. It is understood he
also has been approached by the Yanks
and Red Sox.
Harry Courtney has gone to Asheville
n. c., to see his mother. who is ILL., He
will rejoin the Nationals at Richmond
Va, next Monday.
The Washington herald., 1920-03-16
Mu.ic and the Masses

Recent difficulties Of the nations famous musical osan-
saons in the taste OF the masses o
uusie Of the better kind.
Skilled demand as tne
.ent Of the Philadelphia Orchestra had impressed upon II win
accompanying increases aggegans $4,000
sua Wage of $1,000 annually sought by the players
Of the Boston symphony emphasized by the
of fact.
much the growth OF the union movement among
The artists that brought about this condition much as the
ea for better of the motion picture programs
To some the OF the movie tneaters
created by artists paid those serving with orsnIza
ions with reputation may come as SURPRISE but mas
been sometime by those who follow more Closely
happenings in the world OF music -
Washington today number Of these ohestras furnishing
with the drama which boast
seats in the symphony orsanza
lions that institutions They include their roster
skilled work. finished teachers and
masters of their - .
These doing popuaze standard
OF the best for others than ears at
uned the ehet rivals The character
audience appeal cosmopolitan and the
lesson the readily ageably taken small doses
sort of antidote for the understood jazz:
moving has kept with the develop
has made possible the payment
brought fop the ochcstras
delight in the allclasca
congena will have for their
noted ohestras to be
practical which the competition OF the
moving picture theater
The Washington herald., 1920-03-16
International Labor Bureaus Russian Quest.

disrepuabe and mofying chapters nationa
history given the delegates the Inter
Labor Conference when they here last October The
animosi and of the league Of
the field of negotiations
universal fundamental in its than
before the public and of friendly
Europe Latin America and ASIA champions of capital well
labor of distinction either ignored snubbed
hospitality shown them neither from e
from representative citizens but solely from their dplo
matte representatives
Europe labor Office its staff
they much ntegnty than do She
has decided send Russia that
sypathecay well ntelgentyi and with the approval
the council and also of the council of the league of
will the partially disrupted but nevertheless
Sovietizcd land The will the
labor Office OF the league and have the breadth of
that the organization has with Albert Thomas head
They will have full facilities for seeing what BIG
make candid Their satisfy appetite
truth about country about which partisan journalistic
pganda has gathered than known history For this
situation be assigned
the bar of truth
If the quality of this equals the worlds will add
much the of the league and its bureau They
be funcionng ideal truly serving society large
base their policies and sympahies thereon.
The Washington herald., 1920-03-16
Naval Orders

Lieut.. Charles A. Armstrone-Det. Il. 8.
5. Bernadou: to conn. Z. o. U. 8. &. Branch
and on board as Eng. on. when commsd
Lieut.. Edwain +. Bilson-Det r., 3. New
York, n. Y; to U. s. s. Fairfax
Oh. Gun. Bernhardt E. Blossei-Det. U.
s. 3. Bernadou; to conn. 4. o. L. s. 3.
Branch and on board as Torp. or. when
commsd.
Lieut.. Gerald F. Boean-Det. U. s. s.
Hopewell; to conn. T. O. U. s. S. william
b. Preston and on board as Eng. on. when
commsd.
Ems. Neill D. Branly-Det. U. S. s. Por.
ter; to conn. (. o. L. s. s. Graham and On
board as Eng. on. when commsd.
Lieut.. Commdr. James L. Brown dental
Corps)-Det. Navy Yard. Mare Island; to
U. s. s. Comfort.
Ch. Gun. Elmer R. CaldweIl-Det. U. s.
s. Helena; to duty Nav. Radio Sta, Rus
sian Island. siberia (Comdr. in Chief.
Lieut.. Comdr. Edward II. Connor-Det.
command U. S. S. Chew; to command U.
s. s. Philip.
Lieut.. Comdr. Charles C. Copp tsuppiy
Corps)-Det. Fleet Supply Base, South
Brooklyn, n. Y; to duty conn. Coaling
Sta, Constable Hook, Bayonne. N. J.
Ems. Henry C. Dayidson-Det U. 8. 9.
Nanshan: 20 conn. {. o. u B. 8. Pyro and
on board a. Supply on. when commsd.
Ems. Michael ID. Dearth--Det. U s. 8.
Frederick: to U. s. s. Olympia.
Gun. Clarence Il. Delp-Det. U. g. 8.
Hopewell; to coHn. 6. o. U. g. 8. william
B. Preston and on board as Torp. on. when
commsd.
Ems. Rodney Fl. Dodson-Det. U. 8 q
Hopewell; to conn. Z. o. u. 3. s. William b.
Preston and on board when commsd.
Ems. James A. Duryes-Det. U. s. s.
Breckenridge; to conn. {. o. U. 8. s. Hern-
don %nd on board when eommsd.
Ems. James NJ. Fernald-Det. Submarine
Chaser 252; to conn. Z. o. U. 8. 8. Graham
and on board when commsd.
Lieut.. Junior grade) John D. Gagan (sup-
ply Corps-Det.. Nav. Ira Sta. Great Lakes
ILL.,; to U. 8. s. Nanshan as supply on.
Lieut.. Junior erade) Warren r. Hastings
--Det. Z, s. 8. Bernadon; to conn. 4. o. u.
s. s. Bfsnsh and on board when commsd.
Ems. Virgil u. Hendrickson--Det. U. s. &.
Gregory; to conn. Z. o. u. g. g. william b.
Preston and on board when commsd
Comdr. Robert i. Hoyt Medical Corps)-
Det. command Nav. Hosp, Olongapo, p, l.,
about March IL, 1920; to duty American
Legation Guard. Peking. China (Comdr. In
Chief.
Gun. Edward J. Jarsembowski-Det. U. 8.
3. breckenridge; TO conn. (. o. U. 3. S.
Herdon and on board as Torp. on. when
commsd.
Lieut. Junior grade, James r. letter.
Det. U. 5. s. Hart; 10 conn. Z. o. U. s. s.
Gwin and on board when commsd.
Bosn. Harry E. kiser--Det. Nav Ttl
Sta. Newport. r. L., TO conn. I. o. U. s.
s. wandank tug 81 and on board when
eommsd.
The Washington herald., 1920-03-16
Folks and Things
Around Washington
Labert St. Clair.

When William Gibbs McAdoo an
peared recently before John Barton
Payne, the new Secretary Of the In.
terror, to argue a shipping case, he
referred several times to an opinion
by q learned jurist which. he init
mated, was the view Of Judge Payne
and himself. Finally, Mr.. Payne in
terupted:
Mr.. McAdoo. did you ever hear the
story Of Henry watterson. Henry
Grady and Chauncey Depew?"
mo" Mr.. McAdoo replied, some
what nonplusssd 80
1T was this way" Mr.. Payne ex-
planned. "Watterson was walking
down Pennsylvania avenue one day
with Mr.. Depew and he CHANGED ia
remark that he. Depew and Henry
Grady were the only living really great
American orators"
"why mention Grady. he's not here!''
Depew interrupted.
In the days when 1T was a popular
thing to parade past the White House
with suffrage banners and harass
President Wilson. Miss Pauline Floyd
was one Of Wasdhington's most active
and best-looking suffragists. Now that
things are duieter. she is a dignlfied
attorneys -at-law. albeit quite as pre-
possessing as ever.
The other day Miss Floyd, engag-
ed to defend a woman against a
charge that her pet collie dog had
bitten neighbor lady, suddenly
appeared in a Washington court
accompanied by the canine, which
was somewhat larger than a colt
and not quite as big a. a COW.
When the court was called to order
and the fair attorney and the huge
dog moved forward simultaneously
to defend the suit, the prosecutor.
a mere man, threw up his hands.
I'll take a nonsuit." he said.
Fighting q woman lawyer is be-
yond me-"
Miss Floyd smiled at her client,
the dog barked happily, the court
bowed, and the bailiff broke the
handle of his gavel trying to re-
store order.
The Washington herald., 1920-03-16
A BRAZILIAN POEM.

The following Is a translation
into English by Prof. Lang
worthy Marchant, expert on
Brazil for the Pan American
Union, of the sonnet "Eora da
Barra" by the Brazilian poet,
Luiz Guimaraes, one of the
most brilliant exponents OF Bra
lillian literature and a member
of the Brazilian Academy Of
Letters: -'
OUTSIDE THE BAY.
Sailing away. The hills that ]
adore
within the mist have hid their
heads on high.
Ye winds Of evening, winds that
wall and sigh.
Ny country's kiss ye wait to me
once more.
The sandy beach. the lake behind
How far, how far away! Good bye,
good bye,
Sweet torments Of the past, and
Joys that ny:
Good bye. ye olden dreams Of child
hoods store.
Within the neetins light Of parting
day.
In the dim distance sadly dies away
The form of Corcovado. tall and
grand:
In my souls groan the ocean has
its part,
And ! can hardly bear my breaking
heart,
Oh. home of mine. beloved father
land. =.
The Washington herald., 1920-03-16
THE PAIN ARTIST.

I take my teeth to DIR. Grind,
an artist of the dental kind,
who deals e&tencively in pains
and from them makes his money
gains.
With aching jaw and quaking
knees, I let him I'LL my cav
tiles; he digs and grinds
within my face and knocks my
humor out Of place.
He stuffs my mouth in manner
punk with cotton wads and other
junk, and grinds and digs and
sticks his paw within tho con-
fines OF my jaw. Ss
But when my teeth at last are
fixed with filings gold and
Filings mixed, / pass my ,1
earnings to the Doc and leave him.
with a perfect stock.
N. A. LUFBURRow.
The Washington herald., 1920-03-16
a DAILY LINE o. CHEER
By John Kendr;et Bangs
A RESOLVE.

A RESOLVE.
I cannot make . wrong world right.
But can make my own paths
bright.
And into shadow carry light.
I cannot iift my Brothers care.
hut In his sorrow can share
And ease the burden he must bear,
To cure life's Ills rye not the art
But I can do at least my part
And that will with all my heart.
tcepyrisht. i02o. b. The Mcclure Newspsper
syndicate.D