South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-09-12
Additional Mishawaka'

Man in the Street
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600 letters a week. We suppose
Dorothy Dalton gets more than that
since she has begun 10 advertise the
particulars about her grand old COM
plexion.
Miss Heselchwerdt OF Michigan isl
suing a doctor for $4,000 damages
for breach OF promise His denial
II an opportunity 20 change that
name proves the damages. all right.
She's got him.
The rule Of give as little as YOU
can for the most you can get is not
the rule Of righteousness Good
measure. pressed down. and shaken
together and running over" is the
way the Nazarene exT ressed IL And
nothing Is said in the Scripture about
side-stepPing.
The man who marries a good
woman and accepts her as the Lord
made her ought 10 be able 20 live
happily with her. its the pestiferous
fool who can never be happy till he
understands her that makes a mess
of his life
The national sheep and wool bu-
reau declares re-wOrked rags are
replacing virgin wool in cloth man
utacture. Well, we can prove an
abb for our rags. They are serving
a third term
We suppose in Madrid only the
old women 90 10 church any more.
The cable says women wearing i'm
modest gowns are denied In other
words. when they are barred they
are barred.
Sen Harding wants a pact that
calls for world peace. After the
senator has felt the November i'm
pact he won't be concerned about
peace Ldcts any further.
The self-serving stores in Mish-
awaka. however. haven't vet reached
that stage OF perfect faith where
they will let US do the weighing
II there is any alienists Of repute
IN Chicago. why do they not give
the nation report on the landlord
there who voluntarily reduced the
rents Of il tenants?
Kid McCoy is being sued for d.
vorce by his eighth wife. The next
organization will probably be the
Association Of Women Who Have
Been Msrried 70 Kid Mccoy.
A front porch campaign is not
going 10 thrill Sen Harding's visit
ors. Why doesn't he adjourn it ~ .
the cellar?
Young Roosevelt accuses Gov Cox
OF 'shifty hypocrisy" You know we
are convinced that adolescence /
makes itself less ridiculous when il 7
doesn't have TO operate in the spot
light Of inherited distinction
Another proof OF our unfailins
optimism is that we don't believe
will be realized.
New frocks show but little
change says q woman writer. Just
Ike the pockets Of our old pants.
- bpStou QtnllSt says modern +
foods are Dad for the teeth and that
the Eskimo have the best grinders. ,
This may be true. but we have
passed the day when we might have I.
eaten raw walrus. purple ice and /
dried whale. We are irrevocably +
committed 20 corned beef and cab +
oase. teeth or no teeth.
oh. well, the anti-League Of Ma /
tons candidate is getting distin-
guished support all the same Debs
socialist candidate for president. has
denounced IT,
The American Legion indorses the
League Of Nations Now let some
OF the republicans proceed TO de-
nounce these men who helped save
the world
II is said Engiishmen are ceasins
70 eat steaks and chops for break
I fast. The good example we have
been setting bears fruit at last.
Again II you don't believe there
! Is any he'll, what do you call that
Coy. Cox is giving the republican
party?
Any lady knows that it is the per-
fectly natural th,ng for one 10 make
mistakes about ones age.
Harding advocates supplantinE
! the Lea que Of Nations with the
Hague tribunal He won't get any
where with that. The Hague trib-
unal showed IN a crisis il was no
good. II the senator wants TO make
/ Roadway ne might propose substi-
tuting the league with Haig and
Haig.
There are some men we know
who II they had been named Eu-
gene by their parents. would have
changed their names 20 Igene. thus
a Ccentuaung their shrinking mod
, esty.
Bolshevism is now so palpably
weak that We believe one division OF
skillful and rapid BARRIERS. amply
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