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The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23
Latest Antic Is
Cause of Mirth
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calculations. Now they find them
selves In an impossible situation, and
their efforts to make the public be-
lieve they are trying to carry out
"the solemn mandate. expressed at
polls" but plunge them from a ridicu-
lous pitfall into an absurd morass.
II has leaked out that Herbert
Fleischhacker gave Judge Bunnell
but cold comfort at the recent con-
ference in San Francisco. The
head OF the klamath Development
company indicated that the company
was through. that when the Main
street court house was occupied the
X. ID. company would feel itself
free TO make some other disposition
of the Hot Springs site.
But Judge Bunnell and associates.
instead of taking the people into
their confidence and telling them
that the war Is over, try to bluff
through on no pair. which any pok-
er player knows is only infrequently
successful. The unfortunate part OF
1T Is that the public money is being
used TO buy chips. and the public.
with markets low and taxes high.
has nothing TO. spare in such disas-
trous speculative ventures.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23
G. E. Society Elects
Officers for Tern,

The Christian Endeavor society of
the Presbyterian church chose Off
GERS for the coming six months at
their meeting Sunday night as fol-
lows: President. b. S. Tilden: vice
president. Fern Hanks; secretary
and treasurer. Alma Lawrence; or
ganist. Margaret johnson.
Chairman OF committees: Prayer
meeting, Alta Ralph Lookout. Fern
Hanks; social and music. Dorothy
Elliott; missionary, Frances Hon
Elk.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23
Mr.. Murphy On Society

lapcuNt tue tauit'
All this tonne Agoostin's napkin
was layin' on tho fluro. and II wasn't
more than farty-foive sicinds befoor
a lady two safes bcyant joomped from
the table. scooped the napkin from off
the flure, an made wan woild roosh
for the dure, exclaimin' Gimme mo
dress, sure a pin shipped" Wild that
Iaboot sivin av the swally tailed gints
bates II afther the famale. foinally
overtakin' an persuadin' her that she
was still In the raspictible class OF
dacintly dressed wimin. Ladin' the
poor gairl back TO her place be the
table. she prisints the napkin TO
Agoostin. an Agoostin, who was ait
tin starin' at the commotion wand
therin' what In the wurruid was goin
TO happin mkt. sfther givih' the
gairrs attoire the wanse over. re-
turned the napkin politely, remar.
kin:
"Shure an II ye think this bit av
linen will serve per parpise fer GOV.
erin betther. ye can have I, an will
come ,..
Joost 'hin' some wan MT Agoostin
divl av a lick in the back av the
ear. an he slid back In his safe,
Nirythins goin on as pacetu'y as
dinmycra'io con'ihton. M"neWn'e'
Asoostin waited Ter deVeiopminn.
An what 'hin' nerwis'ed Mrs
clancy.
We'll they warn ION ooomlh'
wan )aded ouId tamaie via race
loike a piekerei waddied over De the
pianny an begins TO sing
owe pared my heart TO you
Yer right yells Agoos'in' 'ye
nave out 20 on "id the riS' aSyer
Commission
We women ain - had as we are
painted saualied another ould sairi
IN Agoos'ins ear
we nope not eoomse BACK
Asoostin' TT I'm mere iniarm ye
'hat most as ye are moish'y wen
smeared oop'
Yer boom yeils on ould iady'
iergittin her dignity an want ye
TO oonderstand that the dress ohm
wearin Is wan nv the koind worn by
all daeint papie'
on shure an oil can see through
H. says Asoostin' an )oost thin a
eoopie av the swaiiy tailed gints
TOOK poor Asoostin De the scruH aN
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23
POLICEMAN's sLAYERS
ARE BOTH CONVICTED

PORTLAND. Dec. 24.-Housted
Walters was yesterday convicted OF
murder in the first degree for killing
Patrolman Jerome Palmer on the
night OF November II, when the Of
ficer attemp pied TO arrest Walters and
John Tillman for holdups. Tillman
was sentenced TO the reformatory be-
cause he was only a boy OF II. Both
had deserted from Camp Lewis.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23
UNDERWOODS

II You make a better mousetrap than neishbors
'Tis said that though the forest hides hut,
Other will appreciate Isbors
That they'll break path to find you and bejabers,
After that they'll work with fountain Fabers
To bring both wealth and fame But
II raise a better breed OF hogs cattle.
Instead Of paths they'll build TO your door
A railroad track which will daily rattle
Trains bringing men from Boston and Seattle
And half the towns which lie between, to battle
For all the stock you have for sale and
Now hope dwell any byway
II produce a truly better breed
OF good farm product A great highway
win come to the most direct and nigh
And you'll live easy the soft-as-pie way,
Because you've got the stuff folks really need,
L. g., in the Reclamation Record.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23
UNDERWOODS
NEW TODAY

FOR RENT-NEW, unfurnished
apartments at at cas- Oak st.
ALSO
FOR RENT-6 room furnished
house.
J. T. WARD & co.
S34 Main st. 23
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23
latest FICTION

All the latest fiction may be
found at our store as we'll as the
more popular reprints. Hundreds
OF titles, by the best authors.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23

FoUND-Wednesday. on 9th street,
prism glass OF headlight for Dodge
car. Owner may have same at Her
aid office. 1924
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23

FOR SALE-Five lots and an eight
room house close in. Price $4,000,
$500 cash balance easy. Four rooms
now rented for $50. Don't miss this
buy. Box 422, klamath Falls.
1894
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23

FOR RENT-sieeping room. 1854
Pine. 23-27s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23

WANTED BY MAN AND WIFE,
work cooking In logging camp.
Long experience. Write Box 342.
23-28s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23
FRAMED NOTICES

Beautifully decorated notices.
and sentiments, neatly framed.
Suitable for friend. sweetheart.
mother. brother or sister. Prices
.7Sc up.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23

FOR RENT-Nice warm room at the
Kellogg House. Hot and cold water
with privilege OF bath. 23-24s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23

LoST-Yesterday a bunch OF keys.
Finder please leave at McDonald's
pool room and receive reward. 23-24s
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23

FOUND-In front of X. X. X. store.
lady's brown glove. Owner may have
same by calling at Herald office. 23
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-12-23
fine PERFUMES

Fine perfumes may always be
found here. but at Christmas time
We make a special effort to have
IN exceptional variety. The very
best of imported and domestic odors.
In beautiful packages. Prices from
800 to $4,000.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-17
How to Get the Soil in
Shape, Information Giuen
to Thrift Gardeners

IF your thrift Garden plot was work
ed as a garden last year, it's prepare
ton for this years planting will be
comparatively easy, according to the
United States department of agricul-
ture specialists. First, any remains
of last years crops should be either
burned or hauled away. They have
a slight value as manure, but often
are carriers or disease, and it is best
to destroy them. The next step will
be to give the land thorough coating
of manure if it can be procured. 1t
is then ready for blowing or spading.
In case the land was not planted
last year, but is new land, the first
step will be to remove any weeds or
trash that would interfere with plow-
ing or spading. Sometimes the land
is covered with stones or broken
bricks, and these must necessarily
either be hauled off or piled to one
side or one end Of the plot.
The third type of land that will be
encountered is that which has been
in sod for number of years. Early
and thorough blowing or spading is
about the only method of getting this
type of land into condition. Sod land
is filled with the green roots of grass,
and unless these roots are thorough
ly broken and started to decay, gar
den crops will not do well. For this
reason fall blowing is advisable, and if
an application of manure can be made
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-17
COLBY WILLING TO
TESTIFY, he SAYS

WASHINGTON, March. 17.-Bain-
bridge Colby. nominated by President
wilson to be secretary of state. &C
cepted an invitation Tuesday to ap-
pear before the senate foreign rela-
uons committee Thursday, to make a
statement regarding certain questions
which are delaying his confirmation.
The committees action is under
stood to have been taken by common
consent of Republican and Democratic
members as a result of information
gathered in secret hearings on Mr.
Colby's qualifications to head the
state department. The nature of his
information was not divulged, how
ever, and it was said that the state
ment to be made by him would be
regarded in the same confidence.
A transcript of all the testimony
taken by the committee, including that
given Tuesday by Herbert Parsons,
a New York lawyer, is said to have
been sent to Mr.. Colby along with the
committees invitation. The nominee
at first had been invited to appear
Tuesday, but sent word that it was
impossible to reach Washington.
Five Witnesses Heard.
The nomination has been awaiting
action since February %, and five wit
nesses, including Brigadier General
Marlborough Churchill, chief of army
intelligence, have been heard Mean
time state department officials have
declared the post of secretary of state
vacant under a statutory limitation,
with the result that certain work del
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-17

it will assist very materially in the
decomposition of the roots. After this
decay is partly accomplished another
stirring or turning of the soil will
aid materially. In cold sections, freez-
ing and thawing play an important
part in the preparation
When group of gardens are being
located on sod land, it is a good plan
to tear up the sod with a disk har-
rev before blowing. Then. in the
spring preparation of the land, the
disk may again be used to advantage.
Splendid gardens have been grown
on sod land where the proper methods
of soil preparation have been provided
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-17
Chicago Leads in Total
Building for Two Months
(By Associated Pressl

NEW YORK, March 17.-Building
contracts awarded north Of the Ohio
and east of the Missouri rivers for the
first two months of 1920 outstripped
any similar period on record by a vast
margin, according to statistics Of the
F. w. Dodge company made public
here. The total for the two months
was $452,511 900. 1t was only
$145,S34,OOO for the same period in
1919 and $29S,77O,00O in 1918.
Industrial buildings contracted for
during January and February were
valued at $162,352,S0O and led all 9TH
err classes in every district except
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-17

same disease, a double funeral was
arranged.
Heads Student Body.
The highest honor that can come to
a student of Oxford College for Women
was yesterday conferred upon Miss
Alice Bateman, Of Boonville, Ind, a
member of the junior class She was
chosen by the student body to be
president of the students self-govern-
ment association for the coming year.
To Give Play.
The members of the Junior class,
Western College for Women, will on
Saturday evening present Laurence
Housman's three act play, The Chi
neSe Lantern"
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-17
PERFECT DIGESTION
Stuart's Pep-TaIenes Make You
Well and Keep You Well.
ASSIST NATURE
The True Method of Curino
Disease

There is a quick and perma-
nent relief from Stomach and
Bowel Troubles in STUART'S
PEP-TALENES (Pepsinated Can
dies) These little Pink Lozen-
candies. assist Nature in digest
ing food and regulating the
Bowels more effectually than
anything ever prepared. They
are not severe, but are sure.
They furnish the Stomach what
Nature SUPPLIES when the Stomach
is in it's normal condition and by
gently stimulating, resting and
strengthening the secretive
Stomach its strenges to perform
all the functions of digestion
without aid.
The trial package will convince
you that it is altogether unneces-
sary to go on enduring Sour
Stomach. Sick Headache, Consti-
patton. Biliousness. Indigestion,
or any other ills that come from
overtaxed digestive organs. When
you overwork your digestive
organs-as nearly everyone does
Mature requires some outside
assistance to straighten things
out. STUARTS PEP TALENES
give scientifically this extra help
that puts the Stomach, Bowels
and Liver in normal working
order again. PEP-TALENES
are the best Bowel regulator to
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harmless.
Be sure and get from your
druggist today a 50-cent package
of PEP-TALENES. You will be
surprised to find row quickly
they will act and how good they
Will make YOU feel. Remember.
the Pink Lozenges in the Pink
Package.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-17
Oxford Couple Buried
at Double Funeral

OXFORD, O., March 1.-THE funer-
al of Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Gurr, aged
76 and so years, respectively, was held
yesterday afternoon at their home
west of here in Franklin County, Ind.
Mrs. Gurr died Saturday of Pneumonia
and was to have been buried Monday.
When Mr.. Gurr died on Sunday of the
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-17
SMALLPOX QUARANTINE
{ BY Associated Press

DETROIT, March II. DR.. P. l..
Prentis, chief of the local immigration
service, said Tuesday he had no infor.
nation concerning recommendation
of Toronto health authorities that the
smallpox quarantine imposed along
the Michigan border against Ontario,
be lifted The quarantine is still be-
ing rigidly enforced
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-17

New York where business structures
found first place. Chicago led all dis
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-17

egated by law to the secretary, includ-
ing the signing of passports, is still
at a standstill.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-03-17

a total of s139, SOC, 900. The New York
district was second with total of
S115,945,00 SIS - fE.ET.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-23
INSURING PEACE.

The League of Nations has its first
scalp of war.
Which doesn't meal the League of
Nations has won a war. 1t prevent
ed war.
The Polish-Lithuania controversy
is ended. 1t was brought round to
a peaceful finish through the agency
of the League of Nations. Represen-
tatives of both countries, appearing
before League of Nations officials,
agreeing to accept the terms of set
tlement advised by the League of
Nations. and the dove of peace flut-
tered happily over them.
The League OF Nations then turn
ed its attention to the threatened
war between Finland and Sweden,
over the Aaland Islands. Both
countries agreed to defer warfare
until the League could investigate
and report.
How much more pleasant and
profitable than flying at each others
throat.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-23
WAR RISK

Former service men holding. war
risk insurance policies will do well
to reinstate their insurance at the
post Office here before Oct. 80. To
show the former soldiers. marines
and sailors the advantages of con-
tinuing their government insurance.
a drive will be held next week by
the American Legion. aided by the
Red Cross and Boy Scouts.
To the men who dropped their
insurance after the war this drive
should appeal. All they have to do
is TO start where they left off and
In return receive the best insurance
policy written today. The govern
ment has made a wonderful offer of
protection bu. II action Is not taken
during the coming week II will be
forever lost 20 them.
.-Ee fart that there Is s~15.000.000
worth of government insurance he'd
by former service mon I'm Perth AM
hoy as com~,ed with $4,000 900
IN New Brunswick. where a drive
WI also be held. shows that great
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-23
DAILY HOROSCOPE


copyright, 1920, by the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.)
Mercury rules powerfully for good
today, according to a~strology. AL
though Saturn is in evil aspect early
in the morning the friendly plane
tary influences dominate.
II is a peculiarly suspicious day
for setting out on journeys, espe-
cially If their aim is altruistic.
Whatever is written under this
rule should be especially fortunate
in its results. There is a sign indi-
eating that political propaganda
sent out at this time will be sensa-
tIonally effective.
favorable conditions, for the plane
Publicity is subject to the most
favorable conditions for plane
tary government inclines the mind
to put faith in the printed word.
Letters of all sorts are subject to
the most promising conditions, max
ing for friendship. loyalty and even
success in love.
Theirs is a sign said to indicate
that eating will become more and
more of a costly pleasure in the
United States. In the future cpl
cures may command the attention
of reformers.
This Should be a fortunate direc-
ton of the stars for public meetings,
but with Saturn adverse, radical
thought will be more cordially re-
ceived than conservative ideas.
Fires, explosions and loss of life
in the Eastern States were prophe-
sled by ~astrologers early in the year
and they declare that their predic-
ton has been only partially full
filed.
Portugal is still under a
ing sway hat may be strong for evil
during the winter.
ireland continues subject to the
NEST sinister influences and will moi
emerge from it's period of unrest un-
til an event of tremendous moment
has taken place.
Persons whose birthdate 1t Is
should watch the health. Business
affairs may be ~exacting during the
coming year and should be carefully
handled.
Children born on this day are like
~ to be quick and clever. They
should have unusual gifts that will
bring them into great experience.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-23
CHINA SEEKS PEACE AND
TRANQUILITY IN MOVE

SANTIAGO, Chile, Sept. 25.-Chile
desires peace and tranquility on the
South American continent and has
earnestly tried to obtain a friendly
solution of her questions with Peru
and Bolivia, Senator Eliodoro Yanez,
one of the nations leading statesmen
told The Associated Press correspon-
dent today. The dispute between
Chile and Peru over Tacna and africa
and Bolivia's aspirations for al out
let to the sea has been widely de-
bated by the public and in the press
here since the military revolt at La
PaZ, Bolivia, in July when a political
party. said to be hostile to Chile. as
sumed power. Speaking OF the con-
troversy with Peru. Senator Yanez
said:
ITO push her policy of hostility
and repeal of international good
faith, Peru has entered in d great
program of ornaments and believes
she can count on the support of the
United States and the League of Ma
tons.
"Chile on several occasions has
tried to reach an agreement for hold
ing the plebiscite and. with the ex-
ception of the unratified agreement
of 1912. Peru always has resisted an
understanding. proposing clauses or
expressing ~exingencies unacceptable
or Oppressive to Chile"
Referring to the Bolivian ques-
ton. Senator Yanez said:
The relations between Chile and
Bolivia are regulated by the treaty
of 1904 under which the latter coded
definitely to Chile the province of
Antofagasta, lost by Bolivia in the
Pacific war. Until recently, cordial
relations had been maintained be-
tween the two countries. In July, a
military revolution broke out in La
Paz; President Gutierrez Guerra was
deposed and banished and a Junto de
Gobernio was organized. This new
order raised as a slogan the nom
recognition of the treaty of 1904 and
the reclamation of the territories
which by this pact were recognized
as Chile's. They We're annexed 40
years ago and a great Chilean popu-
lation is in them.
Chile has manifested more than
once her purpose of adopting an
economic policy in agreement with
Bolivia to meet that country's desire
fora port. Peru's resistance to the
plebiscite and her support of Boil
Wan aspirations have hindered or
retarded this agreement and the
Bolivian revolt has made it impos-
sible for the moment"
The provinces of Tacna and africa
are governed by Chile as territories
under the direction of the Foreign
Department with no representation
in Parliament.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-23
H FACE OF GOD
BY DIR. James 1. Vance.

God is in control. He holds the
reins. and He does not hold them
loosely. He is a real God, and not
a make-believe divinity. His
thoughts are not after-thoughts.
Therefore. whatever ONE to pass
is either of His foreordaining or
permission, And Gods will is best.
It is something to submit to. 1t Is
something to seek and adore.
God is watching. He is not the
kind of God Who, having made a
world, turns his back on 1t and for
gets. His eye SAUNDERS not nor
sleeps, Nothing escapes Him.
Therefore evil cannot hide. This is
the one thing evil seeks. Its sole
fear is discovery. 1t is not con-
cerned for morals. 1t is scared lest
1t be found out. And as certain as
there is a God. IL will.
But Gods vigil is virtues guar
antee.
This was what comforted Job as
he sat on the ash-heap amid the
ruin of his happiness, tormented by
his human CONSIDERS. Pushing them
all aside and lifting his face to
God. he cries: 20, thou watcher of
men."
God is with us. This is the third
feature in His face. This is the
lesson of the incarnation. 1t is Goa
coming down to live a mans life,
TO share a mans lot. to endure a
mans temptation and to taste his
death.
God is within us. for the promise
is hat He shall not only dwell with
YOU. but be in you. He dwells not
In houses made with hands.
His temnle is a hur,an rFe - -
ieart-throb is His accent, every
lorring but 4 sigh that nllds tai...
near.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-10-23
aSE%
U PROSPERITY.

With the prosperous condition of
the banks of New Jersey reflected in
a statement issued by the state COM
missioner of banking and insurance.
and with the report that action is
being taken to institute a new bank
ing institution in the Borough of
Roosevelt the state and local 1nanc-
ial situation is seen to be most en-
couraging. The state trust compan-
les alone show total of
S5S6,753,0S3, an increase of nearly
SEQ, 1000, 900 over last year. State
banks as we'll show surprising gains
over 1919.
In Perth Amboy the spirit of
thrift seems to have imbued the
people. Despite the wild orgy of
spending so rampant In the country
during these days of high wages. this
city and state has many far sighted
citizens who have been laying some
thing aside Tor the pfoNefDal rainy
day. as is shown by the increase in
depositors reported by the banking
institutions here.
While this city has seen a big
growth in the number of banks and
depositors, the towns in the imme-
diate vicinity have also taken great
steps forward in the establishment
of new institutions. In the past few
years new banks have been added at
Fords. South Amboy, Matawan, etc.
Now Roosevelt is likely to have a
new financial institution. The rapid
growth of the borough making it the
fourth largest municipality in the
county IeadsAt to the feeling that an
other banking institution there
would be a profitable and from
ii indications that will be the case.