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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-11
DOCTORS Use
CALOTADS FOR
COLDS AND FLU
Influenza and Grippe. Like ordi-
nary Colds, Require Calotabs,
the Purified and Refined Cal
omel Tablets That Are
Nausealess, Safe and
Sure.

Physicians and druggists claim that
the great epidemic Of influenza hl4
~couclusively demonstrated thut tho
quickest relief Tor n cold and the host
preventive OF influenza and pnru-
monia Is 10 keep the liver active so
mat the digestive organs may he boz
perfected condition. For this pur-
pose Calotnbs. the new -uausc1lcss
calomcl tablets hat are free from
the s%ickeninE n w~eakealnr effects.
- the most thorough and dependable.
az well as the most agreeable luAn-
tive.
Calotahs have the special advantage
OF not making he patient sick and
weak. az they do not upset tho dI-
gosuun ana appetite. one gllutnh At
bed time with a swallow Of water
that's all No salts. no nnusel. nor
the slightest Interference with your
eating pleasure. or work. NcNt
morning your cold has vanished. your
liver rs active, your system Is puri.
ii'd me sou are feeling fine with
hc1rty appetite for breakfast
For your protection. t-tlutnIa ara
sold nlY in original -ouled packages
price t~hirty-flNc cents. Sold hy
al druggists q your money back
u you arc not delighted with tbcm-
tAdN.l
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to link up with the farmers Of Ontario
and the west.
The Farmers platform makts :.
among others, the following definite
Immediaze aud substantial all
round reduction Of the tariff.
Reduction % the customs duty
on goods Imported from Great
Britain 10 one half the rates
charged undcr the general tariff
and further gradual, uniform re-
auctions IN the remaining tariff on
British imports 80 as to secure COM
plete free trade between Great
britain and Canada la live years.
Acceptance by the parliament Of
canada Of The reciprocity agree
ment u 1911 with t1e United States.
All foodstuffs not included In the
reciprocity agreement TO be placed
on the free list.
Agricultural Implements. farm.
machinery. vehicles, Fertilizers, coal,
lumber. cement Illuminating fuel
n iubricAtinf oils be placed on the
free list and an raw materials and
machinery used In their manufac-
ture also TO be placed on the free
list.
All tariff concessions granted to
other countries To- be Immediately
extended to Great Britain.
Contemporaneously with the spread
Of the farmer movement, there has
growth In the labor party. Fol-
British rather tnan American
p~recedents. Canadian organized labor
some few ear 80 TO form
a political party. Labor secured M
distinct representation in the house Of
although there We're q few
labor members scattered In the pro-
legislatures,
The success u tho farmers In on
tario. however. saw an equivalent sue
cess Of the labor party In u same
proviuce. Prior to the provincial
elections IN October last. there was
legislature.
There are now n labor members
over 80 farmers. Temporarily. /
they have united TO form u govern.
But 60 b. doubtful n that units
be maintained
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OUCH
-. lSLIFE


WHEN PRESIDENT WISE
GUY was confronted with a huge
national debt, larger by far than
anything the Republic Of squee-
dunk had ever faced, he called
for his Minister OF the Purse.
What are we going to dof"
he demanded. Then he elucldat-
ed. We owe a hundred million
ducats. And We can only raise
5000 n year"
We viii raise more replied
the Minister OF the Purse.
How In sam hill can va raise
more when we're taxing the peo-
pie now all they a pay"
Easy enough replied the
minister. lie was n smart ninan-
cicr.
IAN right" urged the presi-
don't, shoot. Give Us an carfui
OF how you're going to draw
blood out OF a turnip." =
We'll water every mans pay
envelope"
You'll whatg'
Wen double every persons
wages. Then We can double the
tax. That'n bring In u 10000 n
year"
but the storekeepers will have
to increase their pricea2" object
cd the president.
sure smiled the minister.
Then wen double the wages
again. and that will enable us to
double the taxes. or ID $4,000 per
annum."
"But even at d $4,000 a year Il
won't be enough 20 pay the inter-
est on the national debt.
Il understand" replied tho
minister. But We merely start
the ball rolling. Each time wages
are increased. We double the
taxes and storekecpcrs will dou-
BILE prices, which will make
necessary another Increase in
wages. which will permit incrcas-
cd taxation. which Will compel
another raise In wages. again
fgiving us a chance to boost taxes.
and by the time this has gone
on a while the lowest paid man
Will get about ID geo a week. and
tin national treasury will rake In
millions OF ducats easily overy
year outside OF the regular ma
tonal expenses. In 10 years.
mas be less. the national debt will
be paid.
And think OF the dandy time
evet9 body viii have when every
bodyTs getting stoop-shopldered
carrying home his pay envelope"
90
THERE'S ONLY ONE FLAW
in the theory above set forth.
Nobody would get stoop-shouider-
ed carrying home his own pay
envelopes. Somebody else would
be taking II away from him be-
fore hci had gone very FAR. out
side OF ghat IL looks pretty good.
90
so THE PRESIDENT and the
Minister Of the Public Purse
turned that part Of the job over
to the MINISTER Of Justice who has
to q to It that The sellers don't
charge any more than wage in
creuscs make necessary. which
reminds D. OF the story they tell
on Mitrh- Palmer, our promising
atty. gen.
90
"MfTClsi." ASKED 4 FRIEND.
"hvcpinE busy these days.
Busy observed the atty. FUn.
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TIIE FUNNY GREEN HIGHT.

A tiny Erccnish Hight appeared In
the distance A. Nancy and Nlck wer,
down In the meadow one evening az.
ter tea. II was 80 faint they would
not have seen Il In bright daylight
but In the twilight the groenish giim.
mor wss very plain.
Nearer and nearer it came through
the grass right to their very feet. The
twins stopped to see what Il could
possibly be. when M magical mush-
room suggested that they ask their
green shocu 20 make them smaller.
No sooner said then done. Down
they came with n b1mp. 30 very low
heir chins almost touched the
ground
Now they could SEQ quite plninIy.
and what do you think IL was2 II
was Mira Glow-worm wrapped In a
shawl and pecrlng this way and that
In the light Of her lantern.
Good evening" said Nancy. Did
you lose something q"
Mrs. Glow-worm looked startled.
But she answered quickly. yes. my
husband. DID o see him p"
No answered the twins. I'VE
Just cHmc. We los something some
thing. too YOU see our toy monkey.
lie wore "a red Jacket and had a long
tail You didn't see MIN. did youg"
Mrs GLOW worn shook her head.
Il don't think So she said. "Can he
fly %"
The twins looked at each other aud
"Gcudncss. no, MONKEYS
can't nv any more than your hus-
band can"
"ph. but my husband ran" de
Mrs Glow worm. omphatically
That's just the trouble. lie can and
I can't. So every night he flies about
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a b On MITMOn.

II wal the week before little whites
birthday and ne was On his knees al
his bedside ~petitiunlnE Divine fruNi-
dsnce for presents Ia a very loud
voice.
Please send me" he shouted "a
bicycle. "a tool chest. a."
'What are you praying 30 loud
for9r hia yodnFer brother interrupt
I'd God amt deaf"
y know he amt" said little wine,
winkinF towards the neat room, nut
arandma ia'"-london Opinion.
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Stealing P~ussyfoot's
Thunder

Embellished with a photograph %
the late Lone Star saloon" at Corona
y. ~, the following article appears In
the current issue OF Golfers Weekly;
Something of a philosopher. like all
saloon keepers. is old Pa Dawson,
proprietor OF the cowboys gin mill at
Corona. ". NJ. Believing evidently
hat he was put In this wicked world
to make the best OF his way through
u. he turned 60 the trade % liquor
seller. n may he hat he eve ap-
proved OF the liquor traffic and was q
prOhibitionist at heart. but the people
wanted iiuGor and he could satisfy
The want with profit. 80 why split hairs
ever IL. But lest anyone mistake his
real sentiments. he painted over tho
door OF his saloon the warning.
"Whlskey. the Road TO Ruin" He
might have added Come In and have
a drink" but that was unnecessary In
that aikali country. His warning
amounted 20 saying: Yes. drink my
whiskey. II YOU will. but don't blame
me Tor what may happen To your soul.
It's your own funeral
Until last July I many Of his Gus
TONERS travelled the road through his
swinging doors. Then war time pro-
hibition stepped In and closed the
road. old "a gets mcditativy nov A.
he mixes raspberry phoEl hates for tho
hard drinking ranchmen Economists
should t-y TO read hh, though,s-and
his accounts. Is he thinking with
longing. perhaps. of the dear. bad,
old days when his financial returns
were proving the very opposite Of he
maxim painted over his saloon door ?
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NOW IS YOUR CHANCE"

"NOW Is YOUR ChANCE-'
.Now l. your chance" A common
phrase
And YET a wisdom Il displays
For this day q for all the days.
A. your allow.
No matter what your circumstance
40 matter what your quest, your
chance
IL NOW.
No matter where YOU nff your blaze
OF al your purple yesterdays,
The past H. past It's Ereeuest days
Fade on your brow.
And though your future may advance
10 untold conauests and omane
The moment Of your living nance
II NOW.
SO leave no laugh un-laughed today,
No prayer unprayed you ought 10
pray.
Time forges on and does not pay
a backward glance.
You cannot cash the past. nor borrow
Upon the credit Of tomorrow,
You live today in Joy or sorrow
Now - your chance!
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why every time I take the club
OF unp urofitcer to swlpc an
other a third hobs up I don't
believe "a million coolies could
Keep me moving any faster"
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IN China q q the custom 10 drink
winra hot. The thirsty illness Pc
liete that hrhte1 vine iui"Airni"s
more c1pedluouaiy Than cold wac
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Let az preserve Our traditions 81
All costs cried the orator.
but not IN alcohol" i~nterpOHed the
urohlbltionlai-Home Sector.
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and has a good time with his friends
and leaves mo alone. and De carries
% very dim light 10 I can't find him.
The scalawRgi"
Well goodbye. IN have 90 keep
on looking. and " 1 see your monkey
IN let YOU know"
And funny old Mrs. Glow-wurm
went on her lonely way.
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SUPPOSED

COUNTY ASSESSOR Stephen r. RoctI has a n advertisement in the Herald
advising property owners Of the law requiring them 20 list their real and
personal property o or before February ssth. under penalty Of a twenty
I've PER cent addition 10 tne value uereofb By tho assessor.
just suppose that all u cur ehirna Of Albuquerque and Bernanllo
county an The corporations and banks and owners Of hrst mortgages and
poecpprs o. bonds and real money I'M valuable personal property, and
everything should heed that wsrnnE-heed Il fHefanyi
what 90 you suppose would happen TO the assessed valuation OF the
County Of Hernalllo. State of New Mexico. m2
And what DO you suppose would happen TO the tar rate 10 this county
about one year hence3
Ala, gurpuaine uisc call 81 te county assessors should be needed liter
ally and with ahsoluts truth b. all the railroads ard banks and land owncrs
and land grant unera and owners o. automobiles an diamond rings and
tonds and mortgages and money and everything, In every county In New
Mestcos-hecaed and oheyed with absolute truth. rs per the George Wash
inxtna theory Of TRUTH
What DO you reckon would happen to the assessed valuation Of New
Mexicos and what DO o suppose would occur az TO county tax ievtss gen
orally vhrh ths yea have shown al average increase Of IS per cent or
thartabounf
OF cppre nothing like this 10 going to happen.
Nnfrrthrcn the spccuhions Rave a mild. n purely academic interest
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TANIIIY MATTERs.

Il shall complain TO the floor
walker about you said the irate
shopper.
u have no doubt he will agree
with everything you say" answered
the salesledy, YEARLY.
"Ahi Then he is acquainted with
your shortcomings"
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Marx aumrnn. In the current issue O Golfers asks a. "a spiritual move.
monff Is 10 appear IN the world Mr. Sullivan has seen enough OF conditions
on BON sma o. ne Atlantic - know that there vii, presently be a spnrtusl
movement Or a social explosion. DANCING tables and voices speaking "a Of
the beyond via mediuns have nohing 70 DO with the matter eSeept as evil
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he thinks he Is. He's my lhus-
band."-Birmingham Age-Herald.
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'EaisiSTI.. K..ssisaaa.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-02-11

., Ess.p & s sSs.s !. 's a s saSsi S no ssSo"' a world dictator the Grown I
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MITCH" ASKED 4 FRIEND.
keeping busy these days"
Busy observed the atty gen,
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1920-11-11

all times and not once did the visitors
make material gain. The backf1eld
of the locals was very weak on the
offensive and in holding the Tero-s
on end runs. A chance to score was
overlooked in the first quarter when
Sharman. right end, fumbed long
forward pass from Kratz. fullback.
with a clear field ahead of him. The
locals showed poor judgment in some
iof the plays they attempted and made
many costly errors in their offensive
The second half started off in the
Tigers favor. and the visitors were
on the defensive. They failed to
make the necessary ground to score
and in the last quarter the Terrors
got away on a forward pass for As
yards. and the locals never regained
,reir feet after this long gain, and in
the next six minutes of play the Ter
ross, by use of overhead plays and a
successful end run. carried the bali
over for two touchdowns and kicked
both goals.
This defeat removes the locals from
the state championship contest, but
they have as yet the championship
of the Arkansas valley in their hands
ard the games that they play with the
Pueblo schools Will decide who Is the
owner of the coveted championship.
The next game to be played on the
Tiger grid will be Witnessed at 2:30
Armistice day afternoon, November
II. when the Tigers meet the Central
high school team of Pueblo
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Tragedy In
Los Angeles

ID. d. Holcomb, who resides at 232
Vest Catlin avenue. South Canon, re-
turned home Sunday from Las An
geles. Cal. where he was called three
weeks ago by a tragedy in which his
eledest daughter Mrs. Nora l.. Estes.
wTs shot to death on one OF the princi-
pal streets of the city by her, insane
husband.
While Mr. and Mrs Estes were
walking on a crowded thoroughfare Of
Los Angeles about noon on Saturday
October Is. the former suddenly and
without provocation drew revolver
and shot his wife twice, one bullet
penetrating her chest and the other
passing through her neck From the
enects of these wounds Mrs. Estes
died almost instantly. Estes then
fred two bullets into his own head.
but neither of these reached the brain
and he Is still living. although help
IS and demented invalid.
Mrs. Estes was 35 years OF age and
leaves five children. three. sons and
TWO daughters, varying from IS
months to 9 years Of age. Mrs.
Estes had been resident OF Los An
geles for 10 years. The deceased
was married at her fathers ranch
near Calhan. FL Paso county, Colo.
II years ago. and she and her hus.
band lived in Denver for some time
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1920-11-11
Park,Celsateii,r'; tii, z :

: Mrs. C.. w. Ewers and sou. Fred
0attoon. were passengers on the att
Afnoon train Thursday for Denver,
There shey will spend wek visiting
0fstiy sss. sys3i s. gs.t ..-.a &
na1sssr Of people from the Park
&ktended The. Halloween party at the
Harrison school Thursday night. After
: splendid ,pEOsran. ,refreahments of
coffee. pie, doughnuts.F popcorn and
candy were sold from the booths. the
proceeds Of which went to pay for \
Sew victrola for the school
Mrs. Fred Waters has been on the
sick list the past two weeks. but is re:
ported better. =. 4 !.
Mrs. George Steny was an an-dsY
guest. at the home OF her ;daughter.
Mrs. George Stefy in. Canon City.
last Tuesday. ~. - :.'
Fred Waters and Roy Walker went
to Florence Tuesday with load Of
potatoes.
Nj and Mrs. Earl Harris Of Bare
Hills were down foI shotL visit Fri
day. -
Mrs. J. z. Hotchkss, Mrs Matte
Miller and daughter, Helen, and Mrss
Cora Burkhart and baby, Virginia.
were dinner guests of Mrs. w. G..
James Thursday.
W c. Spicer and B. E. Onstadt are
cutting wood for J. W. Harry on Will
son creek.
N :. r. w. King was operated IN
r." .er' wal of tonsils last Satur-
"a IN Ptab!o and was seriously Ill
. -"a ai.s -; Is reported to be
,O.... .y:scent now.
l!r and Mrs. George Raper and
d. raA crs, Mary and Georgia, OF
Ch1nGler, srent Tuesday with their
pa ents, NJ. and Mrs. j. p. Hotch-
kiss
{. 4. Norman is plastering the new
house of +. w. Harvey on Central
avenue.
Mr. T'umon was Canon City Wis
itor Thursday.
Mrs l.. Coushlin was caller at the
home 81 Mrs. Maria Herman in Canon
City Friday.
NJ a.. A:rs. J. 7. IIotchkiss We're
dinner guests Sunday at the C. a.
Norman home.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1920-11-11
Springs TerrOrs Trim
Canon City Tigers

The Colorado Springs Terrors car
ried home victory saturday after
noon when they defeated the local
Tigers IN the grid game here. The
contest was a complete shutout for
both teams in the first three quar-
ters, but in the last quarter the Ter
rors piled up IA points and held the
locals scoreless.
The first half was :. good exhibition
of foot ball The locals were on the
defensive most OF the time, and the
Terrors threatened to score several
times, but were unable to make the
necessary gains to put the ball across.
On several occasions costly offside
penalties were called on them. The
Canon City line was impregnable at
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1920-11-11

The dance at Use Saturday givah
by Miss Isabel Boge. was well at
tended. So. ,-ia.'.ar- '-v'a-,- s-s-a'-'
Mrs. Rudolph Hartbauer and daugh-
ters, Herlin and Helen, are at West
cliffe for the girls to attend German
school and catechism this winter.
" Another big snow Saturday. The
mail man from Canon City to Bassick
was scared out, much to the disap-
pointment of the people around Bas-
sick.
Frank Martin made a business trip
% Canon City last Saturday after
noon
. w. L. Tuttie called at Ilse on bust
ness Friday.
The new mill at iise is about An
Ished.
Stephen Hozs made trip to Rock
vale the FIRST OF the week.
Mrs. Elizabeth Fer'brssh and grand
daughter. MaybeIi Harold. visited
Yrs. Leota Ellison Tuesday. -.
Tom Ferbrsch is working at .Iise
sAis week. !.
virsG and Al Cooper ar. working
1T Hse.
Milton. Harden aud sister. MIS-. Nil
dred Farhrach were in Canon City
Tussdsy.
Russell F,srbrach j. Visiting at Mrs.
L. r. wetster's Z couple Of days this
week
Mrs. Il. Ferbrach and AaybeiI Hsr-
old wore guests OF Mrs. W. s. Soy
n,our Wedassday.
" Is. Tutt1e and wife went to Canon
City Weduesday.
|. NiihapG JVAnsoa was. ! Canon CITY
visitor Monday: Mr.. Johnson en-
joysd, Ehe tiff very riinch,
Mrs Sarah Martin is visiting her
son Frank and, family this week.
MIS-. Sanford johnson returned; to
Use. after couple Of days visit with
his mother at Canon City.
Mrs. Nolde Mccullough is living at
the home of Archie McGregOr near
lise. :.
stephen Hoz. is balinE hay this
week.
J.'B. .Dabney IL threshing for the
Park this year. between SHOWS.
A.ols Kline is staying At Frank
Slonyitch's at the foot of the grade.
Another big snow Saturday night
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1920-11-11
APPROXIMATELY 5000
VOTES IN THE COUNTY

A total of 5,597 votes were cast for
president of the United States at the
election in Fremont county last Tues
day. of which Senator Harding re-
ceived 3,005; Gov. Cox z.42o; Aaron
S. Watkins tPro), Al; Farley p.
Christensen (Farm-Labor). %, and
Eugene V. Debs (Socialist). 103.
On the face of the returns the Re
publicans Of Fremont county elected
the county clerk and recorder. sheriff,
county superintendent of school. coun-
ty surveyor. coroner and one county
courmi issioner. The Democrats elect
ed the district attorney, county Judge
county assessor, county treasurer and
one county commissioner.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1920-11-11

A meeting of members of the Chris
tian Endeasor societies of the First
Presbyterian, United Presbyterian and
Christian churches was held last Sun
day to consider ths formation Of a
local union OF the various G. f. socie-
ties In the city. Miss Martha McDan-
iels Of Florence, district president for
the Pueblo district, presided at the
meeting. A meeting Of the various So
cieties will held Tuesday evening to
decide the question, the purpose at
present being to formulate plans for
the meeting to be held in this city
Dec. 11th and 18th.
The Canon City record with which is consolidated the Canon City cannon., 1920-11-11

A notice in the Norton (Kan.l Daily
Telegram. makes mention of the re-
turn of Mr.. and Mrs. A. H. Sidebot-
tom from a visit to Saiina, Kan. Mr..
friends in this city. In the same is
sue Of the paper is another item 10
the efiect that J. H. Bailey returned
home from the Shriners' meeting at
Saiina. Kan. driving classy Hudson
roadster. a -