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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

child can understand il, and no mat
ter how unsatisfactory. how short
Of the real solution Of the problem
it may be. il will still he a grand
thing, a wonderful Improvement on
the present SYSTEM which is no sys-
TEN al all
IL is hardly creditahle to us. that
such should be the case. It was rath-
er To have been expected. that the
men who mapped the states OF the
middle west would have solved this
problem and would have evolved
n system. which woul6 have made
travel by country road much more
convenient than II has proved to
the present time.
However as nothing has been done
TO the present. il is good to note that
steps are to be taken at last. Yet,
instead OF waiting for some of the
authorities to provide n system, the
people should have provided that
system long ago.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27
IOWA OPINION AND NOTES..

"Mr. Brookhart has for his plat
form his opposition to the attitude
of Mr.. Cummins in the railroad bill.
This paper Is with Mr.. Cummins In
his vote on that bill, hence Mr..
Brookhart might just as well have
saved his postage in sending us the
paper containing his announcement"
says the Logan Observer. 1--WE are
not in favor Of displacing Mr.. Cum
minis at this time
The Carroll Herald says Charley
White, former secretary to Governor
Harding, 'is a capable, up-to-date
fellow and did not deserve the "ra-
zooing" he got at the time Of the
Rathbun upheaval in the state CAPT.
toll. He sacrificed himself to conceal
persons not worthy OF his pro-
lection"
"After all there's lot of humor-
GUS satisfaction in the way the
Dutch are treating the former kais-
err. It's about as god as hiving him
tried" says the Sioux City Journal.
Col Brookhart, In years past"
says the Eldora Ledger, has wor-
shipped ut the Cummins shrine, for
better or for worse. Ha IL always
a fire eater, and his campaign VIII
be conducted along such lines. II
Iowa wishes to maintain the high
standing she now enjoys, she should
have no trouble making choice be-
tween CumminDSgan and BroOhhart II
Etsse coming sss,s 44s4aI f!si.t Senator
fyyss,vss.S ~ ~ SsSsy3ea{ekef Mgisa 1ay,Aes
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

less folks are watching every avail
able source of information that might
lead them to the goal OF their desires
"a home-"be II ever so humble"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27
CHEER-UP POME

Despite the grave uncertainties
In which we mortals dwell,
IL you miss the Heaven Special yo.
Can always go to He'll
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

services been of greater benefit TO
his country, than they are at this
very time"
Albert Il. Cummins has represent
1908, period OF twelve years, and
has steadily gained prestige and in
fluence in that body. He is now
recognized as one OF the capable and
progressive leaders or congress and
is IA potent factor In the delibera-
tons of the national legislature. The
state and nation would lose much by
his retirement at this time" says the
Webster City Freeman Journal,
The Knoxville Express says: "The
whisky men are making Bryan Il
bigger figure in the democratic
party, II that is any satisfaction to
them"
Senator Cummins is to have OPP
position in the candidacy OF Col.
Brookhart, of Washington, who has
announced himself for the senator
ship. The history of Iowa, however,
indicates that Senator Cummins will
have no trouble in succeeding him
self" says the Boone News Repub-
lican. He will have considerable
opposition, no doubt, but the state
as a whole is disposed to keep him
in the senate"
The failure OF the peace treaty"
SAYS the Burlington Hawkeye, has
put Mr. Wilson down and out. When
the allies said they would accept
the senate reservations the president
made the greatest political blunder
Of his life in obstinately refusing TO
improve his opportunity TO secure
ratification"
Popular opinion Is that II was
race of money and that Senator New
berry's trial was the result of disap-
Boone News Republican. "Tf Mr..
Ford or his emissaries are guilty of
the same practices as charged a.
gainst Newberry the fact should be
uncovered"
Some Of the papers are now critic
Using Senator Kenyon for having
some good words for Senator John
son, but they should remember that
Senator Kenyon is a very charitable
man. Why" exClaimes the Webster
City Freeman Journal. two or three
wears ago he even saw merit in Pres
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27
THE LAST OF THE BoURGEOISE
Chapter III

! LIE LAST OF THE BOURGEOlSE.
Chapter iii.
! Our hero had just stepped from
| the landing stage to the deck of the
giant seaplane which was to watt
him to Patagonia when a certain in
stinct. or an order of some sort.
| caused him to turn abruptly in the
fusilage. His nose had not deceived
him. There beside him stood the
| sinister figures OF Spitsky, the
| great bolshevik commissar, and Olga.
| the beautiful bolshevamp
Olga toyed playfully with u small
bat rich piece of caviar. Spitsky
eynically grasped his triisty samovar
Ifrom the days of his adolescence
this extraordinary man had con-
scientiously boycotted the barber
and had hence early become eligible
| to the American Intelligenzia. Now
his every whisker bristled. The at
sufferable.
Yet Thaddeus Marrowbone was
| nothing daunted. Before the tri-
umph of the revolution he had been
bill collector and was therefore
a man of iron nerve and quick re
source. Now he took from his
pocket a tortoise shell case. removed
a cigaret. lighted if and puffed calm
ly into Spitskys foliage. 1t was I'M
doubtedly the sanitary thing to do
but alas, not the wisest
Cork tipped!" screamed Spitsky.
with proletarian fury.
And monogramed, the William"
Kissed Olga venemously
Scarcely pausing to unwind her
syelte body from the struts of the
seaplane she leaped forward like ii
leopardess and deity thrust the
caviar beneath our hero's nose. AS
he fell fainting to the deck, Spitsky
beaned him a good one with the
ly into the drink.
(Near the end? We've only begun to
write)
A new car has been proclaimed,
in the trans Caspian region. reports
say
After leaping from the frying pan
into the fire, Russia now crawls back
into the frying pan.
We like to write a triolet,
The rhymes are few and easy
And simple as the violet,
We like to write q triolet,
Too high you need not fly; OH, let
Your thought be light and breezy.
We like to write a triolet
The rhymes are few and easy.
Thirteen IL the presidents lucky
number. He should have labeled
Article X. with it.
Germany wants a loan of 10000
900. 600 marks. With marks at their
present price, 1t really doesn't mat
ter how many ciphers you add.
The kind Of snring we re rafting
this year deserves to be welcomed
by the sort OF strawberry shortcake
they display in the windows Of lunch
rooms.
Some day we're going to find a
woman who can make the biscuit
dough shortcake our soul loves. and
then we're going to commit bigamy. Z
4 We never held any brief, to use an
original phrase, for the Anti saloon
LeaguesE ptltl tho roar ~ eneSniea are
now putting w almost enlist ~ ~
its sidAs IN sllIa M: n
" !. Z !, - I. y ~ ~ II \ ~ = ~ ir,<,,.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

And, at that. IL seems "a fairly
comfortable, homelike sort of place
after last winter
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

As the political campaigns grow
hotter. this question worries us:
Can dark horse be white
hope?
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

After a lengthy inquiry we have
finally decided whom the COW who
jumped over the moon belonged To.
She must have been Hi Prices.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

A condors foot is not adapted for
perching on trees.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

We never held any brief, to use an
Original phrase, for the Anti saloon
now putting up ALMOST enlist 10 ~
tn slider s N v n
AZ an anti Antl /. 4 ~ fsaiopY,
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27
Stolen Fruit.


From Textile World Journal. New
York City.
again the vicious circle of higher
wages. unchanged production and
higher cost of living has been set in
motion with an enlarged and more
dangerous diameter in the textile in
dustry. Whether or not the CEN
trifugal force to he developed by the
1919 per cent advance in wages
granted recently by New England
mills in answer to the demand of tho
textile unions will gain sufficient i'm
petus as II advances toward the con-
sumner to provide its own destruction
remains to be seen. but IL is plain to
anyone of ordinary intelligence that
the process can not be repeated many
more times without causing the
whole vicious mass to fly off at a
tangent, with tremendous loss and
suffering to capital. labor and the
general public.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27
THE BUSINESS DOCTOR
BY HAROLD WHITEHEAD
Professor Sales Relations In the College Business
Administration Of Boston University, Boston, Mass

carry the curve to Its natural in
evitable destiny. 1t slowly but surely
curves down until 1t reaches the
base line-and you arc where you
started from.
Your curved line of progress will
not represent an even rising curved
line. II will represent series OF
waves, depending on the effectiveness
OF your efforts. Relax your efforts to
climb to success and YOU slip off the
upright line supporting you at the
present height. You continue to
curve down until by your efforts you
tie up the line. as IL were. to higher
uphight. Just as the incoming tide
IL n series OF advances and retreats,
so is your efforts to get there series
OF progression and retrogression. But
the tide does come in and so will
you get there If you have persistency
and purpose.
Just look over your diagram and
ask yourself which way the curved
line is headed now.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

The Knoxville Express says: "The
whisky men are making Bryan Il
bigger figure in the democratic
party, II that is any satisfaction to
them"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

Some day we're going to find Al
woman who can make the biscuit
dough shortcake our soul loves, and
then we're going to commit bigamy.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

A new car has been proclaimed,
in the trans-Caspian region. reports
say.
After leaping from the frying pan
into the fire, Russia now crawls back
into the frying pan.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

Germany wants a loan of 10000
900. 200 marks. With marks at their
present price, 1t really doesn't mat
ter how many ciphers you add.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

.5a The kind Of spring we aro gettinc
this year deserves to be welcomed
by the sort OF strawberry shortcake
they display in the windows Of lunch
rooms.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

We like to write triolet.
The rhymes are few and easy
And simple as the violet,
We like to write q triolet,
Too high you need not fly; OH, let
Your thought be light and breezy
We like to write a tfiolet
The rhymes are few and easy.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

Thirteen IL the presidents lucky
number. He should have labeled
Article X. with 1t.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

services been of greater benefit to
his country, than they are at this
very time"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

II this keeps up some folks will
be trading their diamonds for coal
instead of for automobiles.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-03-27

Daniels surrounded by Sims and
Palmer and Plunkett understands
now 1nal ancient DAME! ee!t "ssc:::
thew popped him among the lions.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-11-19

MAIL ORDERS SOLICITED IN
Commercial Printing, Bank and
Office Stationery, ETC., of all kinds.
Record Print Shop, Box 1913, Lamb
ertville, N. J. Phone 84-R3.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-11-19
STOCKTON-ROSEMONT
ROAD COMPLETED
NOW OPEN TO TRAFFIC.

Inc new macadam road between
stockton and Rosemont, which has
oeen under construction for some
ttl1me, is now completed, except for
the shaping of the bitches, which work
is well under way and will be finished
within week or so.
This affords a hard road all the
way to Rosemont, and it is expected
that the next move will be to stone
the road from Rosemont to Sergeants-
vile, three miles. Although Ser
geantsville is one of the busiest vii
lagos in the county, it has nothing but
the most wretched roads leading into
1t from each direction.
The new road between Stockton
and Rosemont was built by Delaware
township, with state aid, Sigafoos &
IPoore, of Riegelsville, doing the work
by contract. The cost was about $22,-
700, although few years ago it was
expected that the work could be done
for $4,000 or $1,000.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-11-19
Union Fire Co.
Plan Big Carnival
BIGGER AND BETTER THAN
LAST ONE

LAMBERTVILLE-Last night the
Carnival Executive Committee met for
furtherance of plans for the man.
moth carnival to be held next year.
The organization of the committee is
Geo. W. Arnett, president; W. Will
hanson, vice-president; Harry OBJ
linger, treasurer; Leroy Stout, secre-
tary. These executives head 10 all
the special committees appointed for
the several tasks that make way for
the carnival. Gordon Cooper and
Richard Slack are to secure vaude-
vile entertainments for every night
the carnival runs. The date is to be
Saturday, July End, for one week. This
is Fourth of July week, and Monday
night is to be the big night.
Harold Dilley and Nelson Oblinger
have been appointed additional mem
bers of the committee. The next meet
ing is to be held Thursday night, De-
cember End, for concerted begin
ming of the operations of all sub-com-
mittees. Each member is expected to
be ON hand with outlines prepared for
his particular task. This early begin
ming is to secure running start
that will give momentum to the work
so that it can be carried right through
the carnival with a drive.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-11-19
LOCAL SHRINERS ATTEND JOL-
LITIGATION

LAMBERTVILLE-O last Satur-
day night Crescent Temple in Trenton
had an old-fashioned social for its
members, with over thousand men
present. Several cars of local Shriners
went down. There was music. enter
tainment and refreshments in the
form of cider, apples, doughnuts and
peanuts. Corn-cob pipes were supplied
every man, and plentiful supply of
tobacco soon had the temple smoking
as if on fire.
The next social is to be Wednesday,
December 22nd, for Christmas will be
called "Kiddies Night" Each mem
Der is invited to bring his wife and
kiddies along. There will be sweets
and fruits for the kiddies
During january there will be a
comic play followed by dance. The
committee in charge is Vansylke, Put,
nam, Naylor, Pedrich, Sines and
Cooper. The date and details later.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-11-19
RED CROSS TEACHES
THRIFT PRINCIPLES
Women Shown How to Convert
Slightly. Worn Clothing Into
Attractive Garments,

Conservation is playing big part
in the work of the Atlantic Division
Chapters Of the Red Cross these DAYS.
Thrift that deals telling blow at the
high cost of living and at the same
time enables the loyal Red Cross wo-
men workers to assist In clothing the
needy children Of America and Europe
is being practiced.
Present conditions in Europe make
1t imperative for Red Cross work
rooms to increase their production.
There are in the famine and disease
swept regions Of Central Europe wide
areas where rags constitute covering
for millions of fatherless children.
Winter Is coming to increase their suf-
fering unless warm clothing is sent
overseas, and the women of the Attain
tic Division are working hard to main
tain the divisions record.
One of the many problems the Red
Cross had to face was how to continue
production in the face of the necessity
for conservation Of material. A prac-
tical solution was found in the remod-
cling of worn clothing into warm gar
ments, and this is exactly what is be-
ing DONE Old suits and dresses that
have outlived their usefulness are be-
ing ripped apart, cleaned and cut over
on practical patterns.
Sometimes only yard or so Of good
cloth is left after the worn pieces have
been thrown away. but it is possible
by careful piecing 10 make an entire
new garment for a child out of what
seems at the first glance TO be merely
a useless remnant For instance, a
pair of rompers for two-year-old
may be made from the front width
of an old skirt. Tiny skirts are
evolved from a woman's discarded
coat, and sometimes a whole costume
is fashioned from an od-time gar
ment which has such voluminous
widths of material that the frayed
parts may be cut eff and still enough
be left for a one-piece dress Mem
bers Of the Red Cross can help in
this humane work by renewing their
membership during the Annual Roll
Call, November IA to 90, and by in
ducing their friends to join the organ
ization.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-11-19
Local Artists
Exhibit in Phila.
HAS MANY PAINTINGS IN
McCLEES GALLERY

NEW HOPE-Among the exhibits
in McClees Galleries in Philadelphia
there are more than two dozen land
scape paintings by Mr. John Folmsbie
of the art colony.
The art critic on the Philadelphia
Public Ledger says that two of these
pictures are of unusual merit. One is
a portrayal of New York's Manhattan
bridge and the other is a life-like pic
ture of railroad yard" These both
represent the remarkable clearness in
the beauty that may be found in the
common place.
Prom Wednesday, November 18th,
to Sunday, December 5th, Mr.. E. W.
Redfeld has a number of oil paint
ings on exhibition at at the Art Club
of Philadelphia. 220 South Broad
street. Local people when in town can
see these paintings from 10 to 5 dur
ing the week and l to 5 on Sunday.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-11-19

Mems Shaker Knit V-Neck Pull
overs, all colors, $500 and $1,000.
Mems Cardigan Jackets, single and
uble-breasted, black and grey and
blue, $500, $6.75 an d$S.00.
Mems Good Quality Work Sweaters,
with or without collars, all sizes, $1.50,
SITS, $500 and $2.25.
SPECIAL
Mems Sleeveless Pullover Sweaters,
$1.00.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-11-19

WANTED to buy poultry, (Rock)
potatoes, apples and cabbage Write,
wire or phone what you have to offer.
John Worob, 1873 N. Broad, Trenton.
Phone 1896.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-11-19

FOR SALE-Belt Conveyor, 80 feet
long. Heavy Canvas Belt, 8 inches
wide, with steel buckets every IL
inches. Record Print Shop, Lambert
vile, NJ j.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-11-19
FRIVOLOUS SUGGESTION.

'TWhat will be the first question
discussed by our peace delegates
when they first get together?"
Dunno. Maybe it'll be, DO you
know anything that's good for sea-
sickness p"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-11-19
MISSION STUDY CLASS MEETS

The mission study class of the First
Presbyterian Church will meet this
afternoon at the home of Mrs. Will
liam Swan, 1853 North Union street.
The topic will be "The Missionary
Message of the Old Testament from
the Bible and Missions" textbook. The
public is welcome.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-11-19

Mems Heavy Shaker Knit with
Shawl for Roller Collar, all colors,
$500, $1,000 and SLIGO.
Mems V-Neck Jersey Cloth Sport
Coats, in Heather mixtures, $3.50 and
$500.
Boys Sweaters, pullover style, $500
and $500. Roll collar style, $1.75,
s2.55, $500, $3.50, $500 and $3.50.
SPECIAL
Mems and Boys Jerseys, with
sleeves, S1.0O.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-11-19

TOMORROW, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 18TH
ETHEL CLAYTON
"THE LADDER OF LIES"
comedy drama of domestic life young gets
all tangled up by telling lies but everything right the end
The added in
latest episode of "Brde 49," with Marguerite Clayton
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-11-19
THE RIGHT KIND.

'I feel like letting some tears fan
over the public privations."
81 don't care how fast and hard
they fall if they're profteers."
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-06-05
Rid of Congress at Last.

Both houses Of Congress having 50
agreed by joint resolution, the special
session will come to a close some time to-
dav This will be great relief to the
country. for the special session q Con
rrcss, like the special session of the Della
ware Legislature, has been an almost un-
nItigated evil. with So little good to It's
credit that nothing can he said in its
favor
Not since the evcntful days following
the close of our Civil War has Congress
assembled charged with such grave and
important duties as those which faced
the Slxtv-slxth Congress when twas called
INTO special session hy President Wilson.
more than wear ago II was confronted
with the duty Of settling the problems Of
the war. of relieving the people o. some
of the burdens IF war taxation Of re
DealinC The war emergency legislation as
far as might be practicable at tins time.
and Of enacting legislation to meet the
unusual ante-war conditions But after
sitting Tor more than Year, il has done
practically nothing to this end. Az the
last hour the House hastily adopted a
Joint resolution repeating all the cmer-
gencv war legislation except the Lever
food and fuel control regulations ard
the act forbidding trading with the enemy.
and il remains TO be seen whether the
Senate will concur before final adjourn
ment comes today.
What a record Of non-accomplshment
and worthlessness. especially for ma
joritv representing leading political
party that is now entering upon an i'm
portant rational campaign. But the
Republican party VIII have 10 bear the
odiuIn. as this amazingly inefHcienct
Congress is Republican in both branches.