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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-01-21

Rector'S Aid Society of st. Paul'5
,hurch, Cafeteria Supper, Thursday.
-anuary 22nd. Chicken croquets and
,eas. 25c: Frankfurtcrs and beans
nth tomato sauce, 25c; salad, 20c;
Oils and butter, 10c; coffee, DC; lemon
,ic (homemadc) l5c; Jelly with whip
,ed cream. 1Oc: cake fhomemade) 1Lc.
Sip.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-01-21

The State Corporation Commission
las granted charter to the Inter
rational Finance Corporation, Alex
ndria. Va. Maximum, s5.000,00O
preferred and $4,000 shares common
stock; minimum $1,000 preferred
stock: E. Fletcher Greene, presI-
lent; Alexander T. Douglas, secre-
tary, and Charles S. Douglas, ali of
Washington, D. c. To purchase
and deal in notes, Bonds, mortgages
Of evidences Of Indebtedness.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-01-21

Dr.. Louis F'oulks, city health Of
Ger started his series of first aid
,ctures Monday night At the Com
,un;.y Center with good attendance
{ youngsters. The lectures will con-
nue. each Monday night.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-01-21

Basketball players and fans should
lot forget that next Friday night at
: o'clock at Community Service Cen
ar Tim Jordcn, Assistant Business
Manager Of the Washington Basket
,a!l Club will deliver lecture on this
pert ard it's play. Every one is IN
-:ted 70 attend.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-01-21

Council No. "a. Daughters Of lsa-
,el!c, will serve supper in the Lyceum
Hall tomorrow and Friday evenings
from 6 until Q o'clock. Proceeds will
De for the benefit Of st. Arthony's
Chapel, Baileys Cross Rccjs. Fair
lax county. A menu of good home
made cooking will be served for fifty
ai.x. Tickets or sale at the door
md from members.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-01-21
SANITARY FISH MARKET viii

Isle
, 1920-09-09
Rann-dorn Reels
By HOWARD l. RAM
THE JOY RIDE.

TINE Joy Ride is a successful meth.
Il cd of killing dull are and any,
thing else that gets in the way.
There are two kinds of joy rides
drunk and sober. Most of the auto
mobile accidents which are played
up on the front page every few min
utes are due to the joy rider who Is
so full of booze that he can't tell
whether he is'ip the road or the riv-
er. Every once in a while an auto
mobile will fall into the palsied grasp
of some driver who has become
soundly saturated up to his eye
laShes. after which he starts out to
see how fast the car will run when
it is opened VI to the bright blue
sky. When w joy riders who are
in n state of d~eath-defying alcoholism
meet each other head-on, there is a
noise like blowing up a munitions
factory, followed by the still, small
voice of the hospital inferno.
If every joy rider could be taken
out of the front seat and tested for
alcohol before being allowed to run
down other people, it would be SAFER
, 1920-09-09

Department of the Interior. L. s..
Land Office at Cheyenne, Wyo., Sept.
Z, 1920.
Notice is hereby given that Georgs
l.. Nelson. of Battle Greek. Colo. who.
on March5i5. s1y15, made homcstead9en-
try, No q1$Q5S, tfcr Q tract begip4ins
at Corner L. which is identical will,
Forest Service Monument extending
thence f. IL chains; thence 5 35l
chains thence f.. IL chains thence :.
30 chains; thence w. II chains thence
n. 10 chains thence w. - chains
thence n. ~ chains; thence f.. 10
chains thence n. 30 chains, to point Of
said tract being in Sections
20, 81 n 81, 7. ID N, II. Sc W. has
filed notice of intention To make 3 year
Proof, to establish claim to the land
above described. before Stella jung
quiSt. Clerk of the District Cour-. az
Rawlins, Wye, on the 22nd day of Oct
ober, 1920.
Claimant nameS as witnesses Rob
ert Rasmussen. Mrs. Robert Rasmus-
sen. s. NJ. Kuykendall. and Andrew
Rasmussen, AL OF Rawlins, Wyo.
WILL REID,
q. t1St pub. Sept. 81 Register.
, 1920-09-09

to venture out after day with ones
family. What we need in this. coun-
try is IA law REQUIRING every auto
mobile driver to-drink nothing but.
buttermilk for forty-eight hours be
fore starting out for a record run
through the main streets. A man
with a new automobile can do enough
harm to himself without having to
dodge a relay of orieyed joy riders
to whom death in n form would be
sweet.
The best kind of joy ride TO take
is that which a careful husband and
father uses when he hauls a carful
of wife and children out in the coun-
try. One of the incest sights We know
Of is that Of a man who would rather
ride at fifteen miles an hour, accom-
panied by six pounds OF cold chicken
and nine hundred pounds of family,
than snort over the roads like a run-
away freight engine and fresco the
lineaments of sane people with dust.
(Copyright.)
, 1920-09-09

Do You send The SIM to Il friend in
the east:
, 1920-09-09
Grants Landing of Cables.

& New York.-The All-America cables
announces the Cuban government has
granted TO it the right IL land four
cables on the coast of that country,
which ii believes will lead to better
communication between Cuba and this
country and Cuba and Central and
South America. Hitherto Cuhans..to
reach Central and South America have
had TO cable by way of New York.
, 1920-09-09
LEGAL NOTICES



Department of the Interior. L. s..
Land Office at Cheyenne. WyO.
Notice is hereby given that Peter G..
Johnson. Of Rawlins. Wyo., who. on
November LIST. 1917. made Homestead
Entry. No. G21577, for 81 NEh, Ser..
19': ,SWH NWH NWH SWA. ,Seci
tion 20. Township II ~, Range 81
West. Sixth Principal Meridian, has
filed notice of intention to make three
year Proof. to establish claim to the
above described. before Stell,i
Clerk or District Court. AT
Rawlins, Wyoming. on the 22nd day yf.
oct. 1870. ;
Elaiment names as witnesses Gus
of Rawlius, Wyoming: Alec
Anderson. of Rawlius. Wyoming; Os1
car HulmIuiSt. of Ritwlins. WybminS;i
NelS Erickson. of Rawlins. Wyoming.
WILL REID,
Register.
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Income Tax Facts Worth knowing

A fiat rate of 10 per cent is imposed
on the net income of corporations for
the year 1919. For the year 1913 the
rate was II per cent. Certain corpora
lions. such as labor and agricultural
organizations, mutual savings banks
not having a capital stock represented
by shares, fraternal beneficiary socie-
ties, business leagues. chambers of
commerce, boards of trade. etc, not
organized for profit are exempt from
taxation.
Every domestic corporation is allow
ed a specific exemption Of 5000. but,
unless expressly exempt from taxa
ton, must file a return regardless of
its net income. Returns are required
also IL every personal service corpora
ton. Notwithstanding they are exempt
from taxation.
Personal Service Corporations.
The term personal service cor
poration," according to Treasury
regulations, means corporation
,"the income of which is derived
from a profession or business
which consists principally of rem
dering personal service. the earn
ings of which are to be ascribed
primarily to the activities of the
principal owners or stockholders,
and in which the employment of
capital is not necessary or only
incidental" No definite and con-
elusive tests. however. can be
prescribed by which it can be de-
-termined in advance of an exami-
nation of the corporations return
whether or not 1t Is q personal
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-13
Marriage Licenses

Ellsworth c. Morris, 81. and Tempest A.
CLilds. 10, both OF this city. The Rev. II.
+. Downs.
Clyde A. Campbell % and Mary z! Tur-
ner. %. both Of Portsmouth, Va. The Rev.
John II. Jefiries.
Robert h. GustafsOn. vi. and Eleanor r.
Wood, "a, both Of this city. The Rev. T.
L. Davis.
lanes McDonough, - and Mary A.
Payne. 10, both Of Richmond, Va. The Rev.
II. p. Downs.
Ferdinand N. Ney. %. Of Harrisonburr.
Va, and Sylvia 7. Opqenheimer, q. Of this
city. The Rev. Louis Stern
Thomas +. Hattorf, 80 and Agnes Z.
Kinkern. 20. both Of Richmond, Va. The
lev. John II. Jefiries.
Robert s. Peters. -. OF this city. and
Ida Coplan, q. Of Richmond, Va. The Rev.
g. Silverstone.
Leo 7. Waterman. 81. and Mae D. Solar.
- both Of this city. The Rev. J. A. Dillon.
Lloyd Knapp, IS. Of Hancock, Wis, and
Susie A. slant. 81, Of this city. The Rev.
J. VI. O'Brien.
Thomas 4. Cathcart. -, of Detroit. Mich.
Rev. Henry A. Topper.
Maurice c. Rosenblatt. 80. Of Atlantic City.
and Sylvia H. schlepp, q, OF this city.
The Rev. Abram Simon.
George W. kirkey, -. and NJ. Elizabeth
O'Brien, -, both OF this city. The Rev.
L. e. Gavan.
p George W. Giovannetto. q, and Marie A.
Pero, 20 both Of this city. The Rev. W.
J. lyman.
Wiley II. Via. p. and Matte V. Higgins.
10. both Of Langdale, Va. The Rev. T. Z.
Davis.
Ralph L. Warner. 50. and Anna p. Young.
.. both Of this city. The Rev. J. J. Cal
laghan.
]. NJ Hinkson. %. Of New Orleans. La.
and Doris Il. WyIde. &c. Vancouver. b. l..
The Rev. 7. z. Davis.
Frank II. Stone, p. and Aline NJ. Quade.
Is, both of this city. The Rev. Thomas
Z. CopeS.
Chauncey LAfisry. -. and Nettie Hughes.
81. both Of this city. The Rev. Alexander
Willhanks.
Waiter Ltney.-a5. and 0phelia Ranks.
both % this city. The Rev. shelton Miller.
Harry T. Greene. %, and Mabel Z. Carter,
n, both OF this city. The Rev. W. J.
Howard.
Albert II. Washington. q, and Grace A.
Henson. 20 both Of this city. The Rev. A.
W. womaek.
John Gohanah. 80. and Rosa johnson, 81,
both Of this city. The Rev. Charles A
De Vaughn.
Jordan Johnson. -. and Annie Wheeler.
81. both Of this city. The Rev. J. A. CowaR.
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NAVAL ORDERS.

Lieut.. (junior graded Carl C. Chandler =
Detached U. S. S. Roper; to U. s. s. II. l.
Barnes.
Commander Reuben II. Coffcy = Detached
command U. s. S. Touncey; to duty a,
squadron gunner officer destroyer Squadron
Three, tlantic Fleet.
Lieut.. Junior grade) Robert s. Dunn-De
taehed U. 8. s. Scorpion: to United States
High Commissioner. Turkey. as Intelligence
officer (senior U. s Naval officer, Tur
key).
Ensign t. Francis ]. Enright-Detached o.
S. s. Porter; to U. s. s. Panther.
Lieut. Junior grade) william c. Euback-
Detached U. s. S. Benhaur, to U. S. s,
Eagle 40.
CONNER der Charles s. Joyce - Detach
command Case; to command U. s. s. Toucey,
additional duty command Destroyer Division
~.
Ensign Seth F. II. ched
U. s. s. 0'Brien; to o. s. s. Robinson
Lieut.. Junior grade) Donald b. McClary--
Detached Il. S. New York; to o. s. s. Cuff
port.
Capt. Zachariah H. Madison--Detached U.
wiser to American Commission to Negotia te
Peace, Paris, France Commander U. s.
Naval Forces In France).
Ensign Harry Redfern--Detached U! s. S.
Eagle 40: to U. $. s. Benham.
Lieut.. Henry G. Weber (Medieal Corps) -
Detached Navy Recruiting Station Louis
vile, KY; to Naval Hospital, Great Lsskes,
ILL.,
Lieut.. Commander Logan A. Willard =
Detached Naval Trimming Station. Hampton
Roads, Va.;'to Navy Yard, Boston.
Lieut.. Nicholas V. Del Dec (Class d.
Detached II. $. New York; to U. S. S.
Adams.
: Lieut.. Albert T. weston Glass 2,-pe-
tached U. s. s. Adams; to Navy Rrecruiting
station. New York.
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No. o.

, service corporation. The individual
stockholders of personal service
manner as members of a partner
corporations must be accounted for
ship, and the net income from such
corporation are taxed in the same
by them.
Corporation RETURNS must be
sworn to by the president vice
president, or other principal officer,
and by the treasurer and assistant
treasurer When required by the
commissioner of internal revenue.
corporations subject to the tax
must render return duly verified
under oath of its payments of diyi-
dends, stating the name and ad-
dress of each stockholder, the num-
Der of shares owned by him, and
the amount of dividends paid him.
Corporations, as well as individuals
and partnerships, doing a brokerage
business, when required by the conn
missioner. must file a return showing
the names of their, customers, the
amount OF their profits or losses, and
giving such other information as will
enable the commissioner tn determine
whether all income tax on profits ana
gains of such customers have been
paid.
In determining net income upon
which the tax is assessed. corpora
tons are allowed all the ordinary
deductions for business Expenses,
bad debts. depreciation, losses, etc.,
granted the individual Corpora
tions. like individuals, may pay their
income tax in full at the time of
filing the return, or in four INSTALL
ments. the first of which is due on
or before March Is, the second on
or before June 10, the third on or
before September Is. and the fourth
on or before December is, 1890,
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-13
AT the Theaters

ubert-Belnsco-''My Golden Girl"
Poli's-Ai Jolson. IN ''Sinbad-"
Ma tic nai-',GoinF Up"
bert-Garrfck-''Manmas Ahrirs-s
Moore's Rialto-'-The Greatest ouettion-"
Lewis Palace-Charles Ray. In Red Hot
Dollnrs."
crandairs Metropolitan = Alice Lake. in ,
Should a Woman relif"
Moore's Garden - The Looe VOLTS Dsurh-
ter"
Wife"
Loew's Columbia - Enid Bennett. In The 4
Woman In the Suitcase"
Cosmos-Continuous vaudeville and pictures.
Crandsll's knicksreecker = Male and fe-
male"
B. " Kefth's-vsndevills
CrandalI's-vin Rogers. In ''Alnost a Hue
band" y
Gsyefy-BuriesQue; ''Bostonians-"
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son in Presidential campaign years.
They especially are in great de-
mand at rallies, conventions and
other public places where persons
interested in political doirgs gather.
>heir presence gives the onlookers
something to think about besides
the speeches of candidates. their
hotel hills, whether they will get
home in time to separate the cream.
and q thousand and one other little
Crifles that bother folks who attend
political meetings.
To date only two figures in the
Presidential limelight are declared
to look like some heroic figure of
the past, but they are extremely nu-
merous among the lesser lights. Gen.
Wood is said to have many of the
characteristics of the late Col. Roose-
welt and to remind one very forcibly
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-13
Folks and Things Around Washington
BY LABERT ST. CLAIR.

On the wings of Presidential cleo
ton year there is being carried in
upon us an unusually large number
of candidates for the Ancient and
Honorable Amalgamated Order of
Men Who Resemble Famous Men.
From practically every election
ward in the country comes news
that a man who looks like Lincoln,
Roosevelt. Mckinley. or almost any
other great national figure since the
days of the civil war, has appeared.
Most of them are seeking Office,
ranging from dog-catcher to the
Presidency, but still others figure
on just putting in campaign year
looking like someone else.
Possessors of these rare facial
similarities always have a busy sea-
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-13
Births Reported

Harry h. and Alice L. Morrison. boys.
twins.
Joseph and Jennie Apperti. girls. twins.
Fitzhueh and Henrietta TuylOe, girl.
VIM. NJ. and Josephine NJ. Tredway. boy.
Robert y. L. and Frances L. Shpman, boy.
Walter y. and Clara Sunderman. girl
John +. and Margaret Sicber, girl.
VIM. II. and Fannie Smith, boy.
Harry T. aud Byrdie Sisk. girl.
EdwBn nd NJ. and Anna 7. Swing. girl
Morris and Lucille Sheppard, girl.
Benjamin and Margaret Royce. boy.
CharlNs Z. and Eva Rossire. boy.
Morris Y. and Bertha Rugers, boy.
Howard N. aud Margaret Rectanus. boy.
Bertram @. and Anna J. Lennon. boy.
Roy and Mary, Harvey, hoy.
franklin NJ. and Jessie 7. Griffin, boy.
Joseph n. and Grace N. farrelL girl
Nicholas J. and susana fiilman. boy.
Donald and Helen Boyden. boy.
Charles and Catherine Bailey. girl
Dewy and Beatrice Strong. boy.
Daniel X. and Ethel c. Glover, girl.
The Washington herald. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1906-1939, 1920-01-13
Deaths Reported.

Mary Jane 0viatt, 81 years. wardman
Park Inn.
Martha ]. Rowe. "a. 13OS Mass. ave. se.
Charlotte L. Stein, 81. Casualty Hospt.
Charles Ginder. 45, Summit Hotel
John NJ. Caslow. /. 1885 1t. se.
Frank Murray. 81. Wash, Asylum Hospt-
Jennie NJ. Cats. As, Georgetown Hospt.
Thomas n. whitley, %, 1855 Mass. ave.
sc.
John W. Simmons. 81, tuberculosis Bospt.
Columbia GetzendaDa, 43. Prov. Hospt.
Daniel L. Cleary, -, Georgetown Univ.
Hospital
Jpmes Riley, 81. U. 8. Soldiers Home Hos.
John II. johnson, -. p06 Euclid 81. NV.
Mary J. Lindsay. Is. 2ll2 10th st. NV.
Mary L. West. i. 1912 Swami st. NV.
stephen Taylor. O.. go Sd st. Sc.
Joseph Stephens. q. Z. g. Sol. Home Hos.
Charity Herbert. IS. LII Union 1T ST.
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of him, and Senator Harding is COM
pared. by his friends. 10 Mckinley
Somebody said, long ago, that SEN
ator Sherman, of Illinois. looked like
Abraham Lincoln. and the Senator
never has denied the accusation, but
as he is not mentioned for the Pres
idency just now, the comparison is
not so important as il was four ago
when some folks thought the Sem
ator had a fighting chance for the
nomination.
The folks who are said 10 resemble
Roosevelt probably outnumber all of
the rest. and some or them really
do make one think OF the Colonel
until they begin to speak. There
Is physician in New York, for in
stance. who is the dead split of
the late Rough Rider, and IL can
be counted as certainty that he
Will be at the national conventions
He has been tC all of them in re-
cent years. Next to the folks who
resemble Roosevelt, probably the
largest clan is the folks who look
like Bryan. 1t really is a tough
job for them to hold their places in
ihlt. hoNtNtI, nefAuSe me ordinary
citizen cannot take on weight and
take off hair as fast as the Great
Commoner without resortinC to I'M
usual expediencies.
Perhaps the saddest story in con-
nection with this man-who- looks-like
movement was brought here the
other day by a Chicago politician.
He said that years ago . certain
prominent Chica eoan was told, while
standing in ? STOPPING position, that
he resembled Lincoln. The poor fell
low believed 1t and he has been car
rying himself i'm the same position
ever since. The result is that he
is almost a wreck.
Practically everyone in Democratic
circles knows Col. Bob" CaEr. of
Charleston, W. Va, who once was
sworn in as governor of the State,
orly to be displaced by another man
as result of a legislative squabbIe.
Anyhow, Bob and his wife celebrated
their golden wedding anniversary the
other day, and two of their guests.
besides most of the city of Charleston,
were their family horse, 81 years old,
and a parrot, which was given Bob
by a Spanish woman thirty-three
years ago because she allowed the
dinged bird was so old that it was
no account to anybody.
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SUCH Is LIFE
AS It Is Seen
By o. B. JOYFUL

And Abe white. of Fayette, Iowa,
has an alligator that'fl smile!
But Abes alligator won't smile I'M
less he 1.-THE alligator, mot Abe is
tickled under the chin.
Which is probably the only way
anybody can make any alligator
grin. Try it on the next gator you
meet.
While on the gator subject it may
be as well to call your attention
to the neat and nifty way alligators
have solved the high cost OF living
problem.
Mister Alligator quits eating in
September, according to Abe White
and doesn't seem TO feel the need
of grub until June.
During the months alligators eat
food prices are lowest. When the
old food profteer boosts costs of
things, Mr.. Alligator quits feeding.
Quite a simple method of knocking
the high out of the cost OF living,
isn't it?
There's only one flaw in the theory
above set forth. Nobody could get
stoop-shouldered carrying home his
own pay envelope. Somebody else
would be taking it away from him
before he had gone very far. Outside
of that it looks pretty good.
Mitch asked friend. keeping
busy these days?"
Busy" observed the atty. gen.,
''wny, every time l take the club off
one profiteer to swipe another. third
hobs up. ] don't believe a million
coolies could keep me moving any
faster"
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Today's League Referendum.

OF the colleges Of the
country special
their opinion what President
would better do with the and
the league of nations Preparatory have
the ballots fairly
the eectors and the geographical of the inquiry
the verdict with truth be said be national when
No details have been omitted make the baloing
PROCESS promptly known the public
which prophets might differ
The President might be be specially
sensitive academic opinion Whether the rank and file of the
Senators are debatable.
There this be said however, about the verdict which
WILL far the student poll be the
of the who be influential in society
of and large percentage of the this
group have of voluntary compelled
Moreover thousands of them debace
following strife which of alliances balance
could These presumably
be legist romancsts they make their ballots They
going be realsts, youthful real which quite
they feel lads who have been camps
So watch the student lead coming
porary politics. national and International They
about their allies their foes.
One community probably watching Senate developments closely
is Treaty, Ind.
real calamity would be Mexican perpetrated
than could be
Ohio, with Harding and Gov Cox is
suffering from shortage in favorite
Some politicians will appreciate speech
until they to charge for it in national campaign
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A Federal Department of Public Works.

The convention persons argue
from the normal expansion of the national
the experiences of the that is time
public works. with its head Cabinet member deserving of
sideration by the public and by lawmakers.
The proposition is that has the engineering profession
back of it. and few of the hggrade whose
service showed them the that come from
pepeuation of the uncoordnaed
favorable the demand undoubtedly will bearing
plan reduced of administration
PRACTICAL and pecunay well theoretical
claims
Given such department for which are
than the with Of
available, and would into the
service assuming that from the first fair agreed
and assured during no-
potency proved
Wonder the clothing considered abolish.
ing one hip pocket after January I6.
Boxing according all exercise but
Mr. Dempsey does follow for health
When reads of pro6eerng pigs is temptation
to believe the price buying and selling
The steel strikers lost $oooooo wages and regab
part OF all is nobody derived benefit from this
in the and the ice famine the everybody
would be better satisfied
With the first meeting council and the
birth OF prohibition in the u A. almost good
cause to remember Friday, January I6s 1870
Bessie Ascoug expert declares the average
woman does what hex clothes
The majority of American then different average
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A LINE o. CHEER
EACH DAY o. THE YEAR
BY John Kendrick Rnpps

4 COMFORTING THOUGHT.
Just take this comfort unto your soul
In the midst of your worries and
frets:
The Football never could score n
goal
Were it not for the kicks it gets.
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