The Ocala evening star. [volume] (Ocala, Fla.) 1895-1943, 1920-12-15
HENRY: Oar nedicine man.

Henry: Our medicine man.
+. Hooker: IS willing TO make a speech
for you at any time. any place and on
any subject.
Lloyd: f you use his material you
can make two blades grow where only
one grew before.
MacKay: An I'D. writer for fun
eral establishment.
Neighbour: Our "sky pilot"
OFT: Showed his good judgment by
moving from Gainesville to 0cala.
Pasteur: Our washer-woman.
Pillans Wants to know when prices
viii hit the bottom.
Johnson: Lives on what commission
men allow him. Pet hobby, Marion
County Fair.
Preer: 1t is cheaper to move than
to pay rent.
Rheinauer: Is always ready to buy
a lady drink.
Rogers, r. S.: Behold a standing
advertisement for the Seven Sisters
hair tonic.
Scott: Chief delight is to set on
springs and tell how much he does not
know about the insurance business.
Simmons, C. E.: Our Rotary coun-
Gilman. If your street is in bad
shape, see Simmons.
Simmons, Paul: Wondering just
how much of that seven million be is
to get.
Taylor: The more you loo at Tay-
ior's ice the less you see.
Wartmann: His present horrible
condition is occasioned by cards, dane
ing and song. He has agreed to cut
out singing.
Waterman: "The" haberdasher
Weathers: Puzzled just now as to
whether it pays to advertise.
Woodrow He fought a good fight
and lost; he did not grow beard.
When Harry gave the reporter the
copy of said epigrams he made him
promise not to print them, but about
a dozen other Rotes made his promise
the other way, and the majority all
ways rules in Rotary.
There was quite a touch of high
life when the orchestra struck up a
dance tune and several of the grace
full dancers were soon single and
double-stepping between the tables.
But there was hardly room, so they
were soon re-seated, and after that
only their eyes danced.
An election was held to decide who
was the most henpecked man present.
From the unanimity with which the
honor was wished on DR.. Henry. some
couldn't help thinking the election
was like one of those plebiscites they
are holding in Europe semi-monthly
now. Doc has such a good-lool1ing
family, a handsome wife. and two
pretty daughters. who take their good
looks from their mother. that he
doesn't mind being henpecked, Doc
made a speech which sounded as fol-
lows
DIR. Henry's Speech
Woman, now as always. is the power
behind the throne and we who dream
and plan for worldwide Rotary are
deeply concerned that her heneficient
influence should be exerted most effic-
iently. Realizing the Importance of
this question it is naturally with hes
itation that attempt to offer what
i shall term few suggestions to our
guiding spirits, hoping they may with
charity forgive any seemingly harsh
criticism and accept it in the spirit
rather than the form in which it is
presented.
purpose to discuss this subject
under three heads, viz: Why, where
and how wife. For certain obvious
and personal reasons | do not care to
present for your consideration my own
opinion as to why a wife, preferring
rather to establish this fact by the
testimony of other well recognized au-
thorities. To this end have been al
considerable trouble to interview some
of our most prominent members and
will give you their opinions.
In passing ladies, q may say ladies
when / look around this gathering Of
wit and beauty | consider this Z
mere superfuity. However for the
sake of the argument l will proceed
Ben Rheinauer a man of wide
theory and no practical knowledge
lopines wife is to encourage the dry
goods business and make the life oi
merchant happy and profitable.
David s. Woodrow: To keep mc
from doing the things / want to anC
make me do the things I want to leave
undone and may the Lord be mercifu
to me, sinner.
George MacKay: Hoot, mon, l coulC
speak an earful an / dared.
Frank Logan: Man don't ever tel