The Butte daily bulletin. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1918-1921, 1920-04-27

IHE Ark 4
Contributed EditoriaI.)
One Of the strange things that happened during the hyster
cal and mad-cap dongs Of the sapheads in the Red eanup
the naming Of the ship that carried away
ALL Of the and who supposed to be under
mining the United States Ark" The minds
OF most people who read the back to the story of
oas Ark being the only ark mentioned previously Arks
galore were to follow in the wake Of the first ark,
the sapheads could find enough Fed fill them
or the department of injustice would know the wFyi
This part Of plan to boom Palmer for presi
dent.
The thing that sticks plainly the minds people
when ark mentioned, the Flood OH yes; there
other arks! The arks little children
play with before the stop to the manufacturing Of
toys These arks contained small wooden images Of the ami
mails and other creatures that supposed to be saved from
the rainsorm There nearly always little Noah in these
toy often did appear. days
arks made for children play with the good mothers
used the children against putting Of the animals
Noah in their mouths for fear Red paint would off and
poison them. So Che mossbacks at Washington put ALL the
people they could find with Red them into the ark, and
following the traditions OF DID, the ed elephant and the Red
donkey were included in the shipments
The all right after the ark had sailed, in fact,
perfect deIuge and raned Red for forty days and
forty nights So the sapheads concluded that WOULD be suf
fcient the present. the oas ark factory stopped
making red elephants and donkeys All good folks will
member that there only ark at the time Of the flood,
course, ark would be the right thing this time in
follow out the traditions of old The only difference
first ard the last ark is that the good people
animals the first one and the bad
people mongres saved in the last So endet the
first lesson
Frseman York, in of April ia, under
the head Of "Current Comment has edfying remarks
explaining how the championship to be awarded to the
Empire state The comments follow:
"The first prize great day free-for-a,
year awarded by immediate uproarou accaaon to
assembly Albany their action in dsfranohsng and
unseatng the Socialist party in New York state The public
impressed with their magnificent effort chat in addition
the regular prize awarded by the judges, which sbsan-
ta one is thought probable that large Of jack
skulls will by popular subscription suit
able site the state house, to the OCCASION
paper will contribute to the project according to its sen
MEANS and cordially recommends to its friends.
The second prize President Wilson for his nin
table anmadverson upon relations
government Russia and the civilized word This is
his the allied powers, dealing with the Turkish
question:
is made concerning the government and control Of
consaninope and the straits have elements OF
unless i undsrstood that Russia,
recognized by the civilized world may assert its
right to be heard regard decisions made
"sn't that just too neat for anything? Still,
shave whether 1t should get the second prize the roaring
staged by allied powers and Hoand which has for
motive the trial Of the Raiser The curtain down
crcdtabe effort 81 March, and would have taken the
prize the last act had kept the interest 1t supposed
Holland, Pantaoon of the farce, would, in the
everastngy confound ebarrass the other actors
by delivering the Kaiser requested The essential uni
good comedy this and they vioaed thu
farce voted failure.
aThe third prize had to be divided between Wooe
and Brother Hoover" = A
Sorl-ir-La McAdoo with the Old Man for having
made the that he knew Of any number o' prof
teers who had made much 1000 per cent and got away
with it, There is talk of investigation, with doctors IL
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