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Tombstone epitaph., 1920-12-12
BEER IN MUSEUMS

Two bottles of per cent beer have been formally ac- ccpted and added to the list of cuoS n the Milwaukee Public Museum. They said to be among the most attractive exhibits iii the institution. The curator, hope has savaged few beer mugs to keep them com lany.
 And this in Milwaukee!
 The Metropolitan Museum in New York might take the hint and acquire bottle of champagne for hibton purposes, while there yet time 1t might add few champagne glasses and that champagne cooler re gently auctioned off in sale of old Senate furniture in Washington.
 Kentucky whiskey and California and Catawba wines likewise merit place the museum shelves All these things be priceless antiquities hereafter. To such base usesor if you preferdoes liquor at last.
 Why not while the materials are still at hand pre- whole barroom!
 To make the picture complete. the museum could
 file away, along with the bottles and things moving pictures of people under the influence of tsrong bever ages and photographic records of their conversation and perhaps sets of criminal and sociological statistics showing the ultimate effect of alcohol society. All these things calculated to wonder in later ages.
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-12-12
FINANCES OF HoPl
 OIL COMPANY AIRED
 BEFORE COMMISSION

PHOENIX, Dec. S.--A fund of soo,- ino. raised through the sale or stock al9 been spent and if the company .s ,o continue opera ions il must raiSe additional funds according 10 testi- mony today before he state corpora ;:on commission in the third day of the iEves ,ieation of the affairs of n Ho2i Ol Company, operating the Hol- brook uell Of northern Arizona.
 R DOT; Of ,he company's finances Nas presen cd by II NJ Berry. audi ,5r O: the corporation commission. and Ta-mas McCauley secretary of .he o:l company. Al the conclusion 5. heir testimony. the commission a'- owed Julian Ha,bin. he chief com piaiaaH; regarding alleged misman- agamen,, segen days in which 70 fil@ a repo-. showing expenditures. after wh.ca :he commission was 10 issue an order.
 Charges eere based principally oI alleged igNi:y ia expenditures. Nc ..'4I.ey as shown by the auliior's r. DOT. spsn. s923 as ;ravciins expenses vhiia there vas about sl5) personal expense of which i; was declared nc record was kept :. C. Mayfie'i. pres:iea: cs he company who wac represented as being one of is most .e:.ye workers was declared 70 have spent S2oao for which ESQ Wa, una .saa:ed for
 NcCluley testified .ha' fl a pending d.ai were consumma:cd, drilling H1u,fi 9 ahead wiihou, expense % he Hop. company; otherwise th company would haze @ continue its fish. for funds.
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-12-12
A USELESS OFFICE

There is office that could well be abolished ill most communities and that is the coronerS office It is position that has otvcd its usefulness and well be spared
 As the implies, it originally an ofic, filled by personal appontee of the king, and the inquest originally known crowners quest, special inquiry for the king At the present time, the coroner merely an adjunct to the courts and fills place that he filled by the grand jury by the judge on the beirn
 COroner's juries usually selected from bysand- and very often fail to up o the standard that would be required by a court yet they render dict that may mean imprisonment exoneration for person.
 Many men of high character and stand ing but the office is that is needless and while campaigning for economy, way of reducing expenses do away with needless offices There others but
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-12-12
NAcO CASE BEFORE SUPERIOR COURT

Today in the Superior cour' ,he case of the Sta:e vs. Cap; F.. T Coy.e Of aco. charged with forclb. eviction Of II James anl wife from ;he.r place of business near the mi, tary camp, occupied the entire day and is not expected 10 be completed before tomorrow morning. \ cons.d. erab.e number O. witnesses for both the state and defense are being hearl
 The case is an appeal case from ,hc Ilst.ce court, James charges ,h4; the lr.ly cap.a.n in command a Nlco en. ez his home located near the mil ;ary camp and forcebly threw his wife and belongings out of the house du ing h.s absence The matter ns. hearl in jas..ce cour; and appealed 'o ,he suar.5- court: following a yer:. abe cash Of civil and military authority.
 Tomorrow the case Of the Sta.e ly4;,, Frank voigi. charged with a ,-a-a.5ry o.sense will be on rial and VI, ;ke up the entire day.
 IT.. cs-. os The S,a;e vs Porter MrD5aa'd. caarged with false impri>- 1nm wa,cA Is set for tomorros. H..l nJ. b. up for trial until Monday. .cco-d.ns ,o County Attorney French s.nae Sa-u-l4y .s regular law and 10. -i.a aaI probate day in court. and M1aliy w..l be The mex, regular conr, fiuy tot1Wins romorrow.
 Yesterday in ;he case Of he sta.4 y. Marlin Armstrong. charged win ea-.e stealing an instructed verde, was ordered by the court. on the e~onats O insn..icien; evidence.
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-12-12
VALUATIONS ON
 ARIZONA PROPERTY TO BE
 SET AT JANUARY MEETING

rarENIX. Dee. S.-A minimum val ua,.oa on d..tertn, classes or proper. Y iu 'Ae s'a;e vii be fixed a, the al nual me- .as Of county assessors ana .hs ,.a'e lax commission. which W! o~= he,i here beginning January ,. :, N. auasuacet a' ,Ae commi, .ion offices today
 Assessors and commissioner, a..p R..l d.cu.s various matter ,ha; have come ;o -he.r attention during 'he year wa view ;o carrying on . inform po,.cy, it was stated. The work f3- the coming year VII be OF. .iHzd at ;he meeting. The meeting probably MI last two days. according
 Charles K Howe of ;he commis. son Retiring assessors. as vel t, re-elee:ed assessors and assessors. elect Will attend the meeting
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-12-12

When Governor Larrazoo of New Mexico pardoned the l6 Villa murdercls who raded Columbus and killed innocent American ctiens, he launched boomerang that will strike ill time with the complete and stunning force of American indignation
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-12-12

A Phoenix judge has decided that man may spank his wife if he catches her flirting with another No court decision is required for wife using rolling pin on the head of her spouse when he is caught gging the servant girl
Tombstone epitaph., 1920-12-12

PHoENIX. Dee. 9.-A large nua- ber Of business women and girls hese are unemployed at the presen; time. with no prospect for improvement: in conditions. according 70 a repor; sub miited today at a luncheon Of inc business and professional woman's club by a committee on unemp.ov- men:. wi;h Aice NJ. Eirdsall as the chairman.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27
OBJECTS OF THE AUXILIARY
Women's Branch Of Legion Has Same
Ideas and Plane as Mems
Organization.

The objects of the women's auxil-
larry are the same as those expressed
Ia the constitution of the American
Legion, and as that constitution was
adopted conformably to the act OF
congress of September 16, 1919, incor-
porating the legion, the auxiliary and
all it's units.
For God and Country" reads thu
preamble to the constitution, 1--WE as.
sociate ourselves together for the fol.
lowing purposes:
"To uphold and defend the Constitu,
ton of the United States of America /;
to maintain law and order, to foster
and perpetuate q 100 per cent Ameri-
canism; TO preserve the memories and
incidents of our association in the
great war; to inculcate a sense of In
dividual obligation to the community
state and nation; to combat the autoc-
racy of both the classes and the
masses; to make right the master OF
might; to promote peace and good will
on earth; to safeguard and transmit
to posterity the principles of justice,
freedom and democracy; to consecrate
and sanctify our comradeship by our
devotion to mutual helpfulness."
There are many forces which have
served to give impetus to the move
ment among eligible American women
to become actively identified with the
legion through one or another of its
more than 5000 community posts. but
to this preamble, more than to any
other one thing is attributed the sue
cess and nationwide enthusiasm
which has greeted everywhere the
suggestion of forming an auxiliary
unit. When it is considered that this
suggestion usually comes from the in
dividual legionnaire direct to his
mother, wife, sister or daughter who
in turn transmits 1t to women rela-
tives of other legionnares in her
community, thus invited to join by the
double instigatiOn both within and out
side the immediate family circle, it is
easily understood that such an appeal
proves almost universally irresistible.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27
LEGI0N's FOURFOLD PROGRAM
selves With Facts Concerning Ben
efical Legislation.

The American Legion's fourfold op-
uonal plan of beneficial legislation en-
braces the following provisions:
l. Land settlement, whereby eX-
service men will be assisted in pur-
chasing a farm in any state, reimburs-
Ing the government for funds ad-
vanced by easy payments extending
over period of zen years or more.
.. Home aid, whereby ex-service men
will get government assistance in pur-
chasing a home.
3. Vocational training, whereby an
eX-service man may learn a trade or
vocation with the assistance of the
government.
4. Adjusted compensation based on
length of military service This would
go automatically to the benefciaries
of those who died in service, to all dis
abled men, and to those ex-service men
who do not elect to avail themselves
Of one of the foregoing provisions.
The plan is designed to overcome
the financial disadvantages incidental
TO military service. It is the result OF
q careful study or the needs ana
wishes of ex-service men of every
state. The economic value to the
United States of establishing the
ex-soldier in the present period Of re-
adjustment and low production Is con-
sidered to be great.
The legion has asked that congress.
in meeting the nations obligation to
the eX-service man, be as liberal as is
consistent with the welfare of the
country. 1t has recommended that
the extent to which assistance Is CIV
en- the individual ex-service man be
based upon his length of service.
Members of the legion are urged to
familiarize themselves with these
facts so that they may assist in dis
polling the misunderstanding now sur.
rounding the legiOn's program.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27
ELIZABETH BOONE MARRIED

On August IL the home of Mr.. and
Mrs. F. T. Lueth, 5045 S. Garfield
avenue, Kansas City, Mo, was the
scene of very pretty wedding when
Miss Elizabeth Boone, daughter OF
Mr.. and Mrs. d. w. Boone of Pull
man, became the bride of George X.
Lueth, of Kansas City.
The bride is a resident of Pull
man. She graduated from the high
school with the class of II and then
attended the State College and the
state normal at Bellingham. She
was employed for two years in the
rural schools of this county. The
groom is a resident of Kansas City,
receiving his early education there.
In 1915 he was graduated from the
Columbus Laboratories School of
Milling and Baking, Chicago, H.,
and the following year from Fleisch-
man Laboratories, New York City.
In May, 1917, he enlisted and sailed
for overseas the following month
He was promoted to first lieutenant,
Q. NJ. c., in September, 1918, and
among foreign duries was officer in
charge of installing machinery at the
mechanical bakery in Is-sur-tille
France. He returned to the United
States in 1919 and was commanding
officer of baking company No. 422
and the port bakeries at New York.
Mr.. Lueth has been with the Nafzig-
er Baking company since his dis
charge, October %, 1919. He is now
in charge of bakery at Pennington,
Iowa, where the young and happy
couple will make their home.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27
Ohio Post Sets Record.

Springfield O., has hung up a record
in getting new members for the Legion
that other communities will have a
hard time bettering. The Springfield
post put on its campaign for four
days recently. The city was organized
into ward and precinct teams. Solici-
tors worked in pairs and backed ap-
plicants into corners and took their
cash, usually without protest. The
names of men who refused to join
we're turned in at post headquarters
and corps of expert statesmen were
put on the trail of these hard nuts.
The friendly cooperation of business
houses, newspapers and motion pic
ture theaters was secured. The result
doomed up when the dust settled after
the four days and It was discovered
that the post had increased its mem
bership from $50 to ! 200.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27
UNITED PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH

Bible school at $50 a. m. Morn
ing worship at 1900 o'clock; SER
mon by the Rev. Mr.. Bierkemper;
text, Matthew 1914. Union evening
services.
The Indian supper held at the
home of Dr. and Mrs. L. G. Thayer
on last Friday evening was pro-
nunced by those present one of the
most enjoyable times they ever had.
Corn roasted in the husks in hot
ashes, meat roasted over the fire and
Indian bread made under the direc-
tion of Mrs. Bierkemper proved a
tempting feast. Later, after the
games, watermelon and peanuts were
enjoyed. Children of the junior and
intermediate grades of the Sabbath
school were present. the teachers and
a few others.
On Monday afternoon the chill
dren of the primary department were
given a delightful party at the
church.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27
FORMER PULLMAN MAN
DIED IN YAKIMA

Karl c. Bowers, a graduate from
the engineering department of the
State College, died at Yakima Mon
day morning following an operation,
from which he failed to rally. Mr..
Bowers, who was we'll known to
many Pullman people, was chief dep
uty county engineer for Yakima
county, having held that position
since 1914.
For a time he made his home at
Kennewick, where he was elected
county engineer of Benton county
He served for a considerable period
as state inspector of quarries, then
went to Yakima to take a psoition.
During the war he served in the en-
cheering corps, though married and
with family.
While in Pullman Mr.. Bowers
married Miss Ruth Letter, local
girl, who, with the children, survive
him.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27
FAREWELL PARTY

A farewell lawn party was given
at the home of Katherine Eaton in
honor of Jean Fulmer Friday even
ing. Among those present were Jean
Fulmer, Frances Emerson, Harriette
Metz, Pauline Williams, Aileen Ma
guire, Marienne Schroeder, Mildred
Roberts, Ochal Gwinn, Beryl Squires,
Rachel Roberts, Lila Nader, Esther
Gwinn, Katherine Eaton and Meta
Lee Allen.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27
Sure Was Embarrassed.

II suppose you were very frightened
once or twice in France?"
Nav Once, though, I was sure
embarrassed. was just going into
an estamnet. Had my hand on the
door-knOb, when along comes a Boche
seventy-seven, knocks the whole
blamed shanty into kingdom come. and
leaves me there with the door-knob
In my hand. I sure felt foolish"
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

Victor Rowland, superintendent of
construction on the building con-
tracts which the Roth Construction
company has under way at Moscow,
Idaho, was in Pullman Tuesday in
consultation with F. V. Roth.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-Close in to town, s.
room modern house, $2500. Own
living rooms downstairs; rooms
upstairs can be rented to net "a per
cent on your money Price includes
linoleum and carpets on floor. See
owner at 500 Spring st. aug27
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27
FOR SALE

A bargain; Groom house, Il
acres. Part time.
6h acres, 7-room house. For rent
or sale. Part time. Two blocks
from high school.
lots, close in. Desirable, Cheap
for cash.
ag13tf j. NJ. Palmerton
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-A good span of geld
ings, and years old; weight
1850, or will trade for young cattle
or sheep. Inquire of Herman F.
Harms, two miles southwest of Pull
man. Phone NIB aug20sep10
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

The sawmills of Washington cut
enough lumber in 1919 to build $780,
600 five-room bungalows. These
would provide comfortable housing
for million people.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

WANTED-By man and wife, po-
sition by September / to cook for
college club or similar organization
Good wages and good accommoda-
tons expected. Inquire at Herald
Office. aug13-27
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27
Two Posts Combine.

Two posts Of the American Legion
organized In Galveston, Tex, combined
their membership and the organization
Is now known as Argonne post No. 20.
The post has Its own clubrooms with
a library. billiard room and bathrooms.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27
Classified

FOR SALE-Congoleum rug,
9x12; linoleum, 12x13; Thor Elec-
trio washing machine. Inquire sos
Spring St, downtown aug27tf
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-BEST grade Star A
Star cedar shingles, cut from bog
timber, and the price is right. See
G. H. Eustis or Geo. Allen.
jly1 6aug27
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

The four and one-fifth billion
ehingles cut in Washington mills
during 1918 would be sufficient to
make roof four miles square.
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-Studebaker wagon
with loose grain box; in good condi-
ton; or would sell box separately
c. c. Fulton. Phone M34X1.
aug20-27
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-Buick Six, 1916 mo-
del D45. Call at Wash Water Power
office, Pullman. jly30tf
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR RENT rooms furnished
for housekeeping; also sleeping
rooms. Inquire sos Spring st.
aug27tf
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

WANTED-By girl, place to work
in good home for part of board while
attending high school. Phone 2O83.
aug13tf
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

WANTED-Some competent help
for house cleaning, early Monday
morning, at Col Jackson ST. ag27
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-Seven-room house at
304Montgomery. Call at $40 Mai
den Lane. aug27tf
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-Jersey COW and
young calf. See Robert German.
aug1 3sep3
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-Child's high chair
also low baby buggy. 702 Linden
Ave. Phone 81. aug27
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-Five houses, ranging
in price from $1,000 to $4,000. F. E.
Sanger, owner. aug13tf
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-Light team, harness
wagon, buggy and sled. Phone F.
ID. Head, 1921. aug1 3tf
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-Nine-room house and
two lots; semi modern. Phone 1853.
aug1 3sep3
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

Woman with girl of school age
wants work as cook on farm or
homework. Apply this office. ag27
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-Round Oak Chief
six-hole range; water front At 500
State st. aug1 eff
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-Eight-roo house;
close in. Inquire of McCracken, at
Sanders grocery. aug20sep3
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

WANTED-High school girl to
work for board and room while at
tending school. Phone 1863. If
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

HOUSE FOR SALE-On College
hill. Address Box 266, Palouse,
Wash. aug20sep3
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-Two modern bunga-
lows, one on College hill. Phone
2073. jun1 1tf
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

Would like to rent house OF
rooms. G. Jagers. Phone PAS.
aug27
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR RENT-Furnished room, 315
Grand, or call at Sanitary Barber
Shop. aug6tf
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR RENT-Furnishe room
500 Mckenzie. Phone 1852. ag27
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-Furniture 210
Jackson st. aug27
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

WANTED - One unfinished
room. Apply 210 Jackson ST. ag27
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE set of five-ton
wagon scales. J. P. Duthie. ag6-27
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

WANTED-Girl for general house
work. Phone 2164. aug27tf
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

FOR SALE-Feathers Call 2S7.
jun25tf
Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-08-27

The silo is no longer an expert
ment.
Weekly journal-miner., 1920-08-25
Highway Improved Surfacing Is Begun
 Gravel Pit Opens
(From Tuesdays Daily)

NAlOlll uNHtlsAN l(diAl R. W. Byrns, president of the Ari- zona Bus Company, made the trip
 to Jerome Sunday. He said yester- day that the highway had improved over 25 per cent since the previous Sunday. We went on to Humboldt and Mayer over the old highway via Cherry Creek. This road he report
 ed as in very fair shape, taking into consideration the recent, heavy rains.
 He gave the information that a steam shovel would be in place by Tuesday to dig out surfacing material for the soft spots of the highway near the summit. Those in charge jof constructing the Prescott Jerome
 road had been handicapped by the lack of a supply of granite sand"
 near by the work But now there has been found material adapted for
 dlriaeiBg. and work will be started
 at once.
 1 A gravel pit at the low point of ] Lonesome Valley will be opened op- posit the Coyote ranch for the pur- pose of Rraveling the stretch across the flats. It is, his. opinion that the highway commission is doing all in its power to complete the cutoff highway at an early date.
Weekly journal-miner., 1920-08-25
Phoenix Business Men Visit, Praise
 Verde Hot Sp'gs
(From Tuesdays Daily)

Declaring that the medicinal value 'of the Verde Hot Springs could not be exaggerated by over praise, ". M Owens. q Phoenix business man, on his return to this city yesterday enroute home, took pleasure in in forming acquaintences and friends whom he met that but five days were needed to accomplish a cure of rheumatism for which purpose he visited inc springs.
 In his party were C. w. Barney and II. F. Brown and wife. These two are also business men of Phoe- nix and endorsed all that Owens stated as to the value of the waters. Many others beside this party, ac- cording to Mir. Owens were at the springs, and without exception were healed of rheumatism and skin troubles in from s to IS days.
Weekly journal-miner., 1920-08-25
CAR WENT OVER BRIDGE; IS 4
 WRECK
(From Tuesdays Daily)

Crawling from beneath his auto mobile which tore through bridge railing early last night twenty-five miles an hour and turned turtle, Fred Hunt, assessed his damage at scratched hand, nasty cut at the edge of his hair, nasty cut at the ruined automobile and half of the railing O fthe bridge in Miller way ley just west of the railroad cross
 ing. . Mt. Hunt states that he turned out
 to pass q car, and when he turned back into the road again the steering gear became jammed and he was unable to either straighten the cars course back into the road or stop in ! time to avoid going over the side iof the bridge Two stitches were
 required to close the wound on his head. The car is practically a total floss.