Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-15

Hall 70 the waiter who brings
No strange and Frsnchtfled ia,
But Of all victusis ne Kings;
'Sparagus, berries and seaA-
shad may b pries.ly With beaes:
These make the meat an -
sweeter.
Asparagus. little u loans
OF Grace to the told, dashiQ8 seAsF.
Strawberries folleUoag aftog.
The world sings II 10y anA = 81.
Ambrosias Poo POO! tSccrnfui
laughter.
'sparagus. berries and shs1.
NATURE NOTE
A round robin 10 ne sign - GDseAg.
How dun has life SeceeDoi MA
hasn't been cabinet sssis.a&3ea ~
over . week.
Governor Smith 10 thinking a -
Legislature. Seems IKE cruel 80 NM
usual punishmsnt for the Go-eaAel
Empire state.
You can bring Down the eeet q
clothes BY refuAing 20 buy then. Yeo
can humble the rent proAteeg ~ Nv
ing In Q tent. And now II oogno -
will only start hunger strike. eur
greatest worry would vsnish.
The uncertainty of the prasideattal
race 10 shown conciusivoly ~ u
fact that no cs.ndidate has yet hod
cigar named FOR him.
Or q town.
Or q baby.
THE POLITICAL Low DOWN
The results Of the primsSSso hei1
up to date show coBcIugivooy MT
owing to the abnormal rainfAn IN ~
corn belt and the recent decisjoo -
the supreme court n Tie feeas ell
land oase. the producttoa Of olfvog-
mounted salt cellsls aA0 IL dlvotoe
rate in Abyssinia win. IN ~ CO.
siderably.t ~
has received ssaeraI yecegnitioa. ~
discover that NE havs ben "a .sfySe
for the last hvs years.
= ~ HOUSEHOLD words. =
Junior. 30 right up 70 tie nth !.
room again and wash your wriAts AZ
behind your ears!''
YES. and you used to say has {
Just like little piece Of Drsso
china!"
i MARY. Where's that scrsv driver
put It right here In the ktsrA~
drawer the last time Axsd the lawp
mower and It ought TO be here now
"If those damned chickens get into
our garden again. rli-
%
you needn't keep naSging me
about a new suit because Tn not
going to get airy new suit II every-
body would Just wear MS old
clothes"
well. II II wasn't your lanlt.
who's fault vas itr'
isn't that Just like . man!-
Dr.. Nicholas NuIyoy Dgtauv vaul1
probably stand a vonHAefuI ehance
Of being our naxt pFssileat-- - =.
he would II the rleninse weso $500
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General WOOD howaves. 4 AsnIy
opposed to any such azyuaosanGat
The discovery that garnent vuek-
eB are making ffom ~ 70 el1o
week reminds us that We saw I play
once about place called . svnt-
shop. And We believe somGooly
wrote . book about II, va.
Cleveland. O.. b Hndeubtsdiy the
dryest town In the United ototos.
The city allots every peroon tnoeo
one hundred and forty gsllens Of
water day. So l.
ELUSIVE PERSONS.
The man highg up.
The master mind. 4.
The prohteer.
Some candidates are using buypt /.
cork on their facea and GAlloolne
thru the country IN the hopo that
somebody will mistake thsh tDr
dark horses.
Czecho- Slovaigia has aSrood q Z
minister to the United states. = eoe-
titled Czech. one might call him-
The ship OF state in Russia Z ~
viously a Mo- scov.
endorse Germanys note for S91.eoe.-
COX, 900.
FAMOUS PARTNERSHIPS.
Supply & Demand.
Law 4 Order.
MIX q HonH.
Denim 4 Caiics.
Ne & Colt tDissolvsd).
The price Of wives n Aria -
gone up four fold. But the Hump
the initial expense 10 potAins &C.,
pared to the incrsass in the upkeep.
Lucky the Nsw York asesmbly a.
journed before It got sEounA 90
throwing out the democrats too.
EEy.
III Say, Old Too.
The manager Cat vshearDal - The
leading lady)-ErN. Mlaa Mn.et.ar