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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-19
NEW TODAY

WANTED -office desls-s Phone 2s7-J.
FOR sALIs--woolen dress. size d.
Il Phone 7s1-I, q
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GERTsON q MARTY-Gates Hal
Soles. 5000 miles guaranteed---1-;
cost Of new tires. es7 Cottonwood st
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RADIATOR REPAIRING

ALTA AUTO RADIATOR wORKD--
7Ol East Alta street All makes q
radiators repaired. work guarAnssso'
c. Elasberg, Prop.
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THE SWEDISH INSTITUTE

A STEAM CABINET BATH in connec-
ton with Swedish massage and ex-
ercise will keep you in good conditions
both physically and mentally. IL you
are sick a course of our treatments
will build you up again.-Taylor BLDG
over Taylor Hdw. store. Phone 1079-w
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FOR SALE as room boarding house
in. walla .waiia, located on ono Of
best streets in city. baths. all rooms
large. Good buy. For further par
ticuiafs address a7s-C' care East
oregonian.
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AUTO TIRES
and Where 10 Buy Them.

l. 8. BENTLEY a. CQs-~ 0oodysar npd
diamond ri-ss-Tire service. oils
and accessories--Altaa and Garden SITS
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SECOND HAND DEALERS

". STROBLE. dealer In new and sso-
ond hand goods Cash paid tor
second han1 goods. Cheapest place
TO buy household goods zlo n cours
Phone 271-W.
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l2s or write W. II. Shannon. Helix.
Oregon h~
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wA2TED-wornan to, cook on ranch
Address "sI-IS'' this officeS
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wANTED--raaturs for 90 head Of
stock. r. b. +. Hossingtons Hsrmis-
ton. Oregon. .f4st
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FOR SAIlE--6-room house with
lots on South hiil--Phone SLOW.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-19

FOR RENT--Nics sIeeping room,
Board across the street. Phon
ss2-M. s1s Garden.
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FOR SALE .Household goods--g01
Perkins Avenue--Phone 7s9tAf
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-19
KODAK FINISHING

PERFECT DEVELOPING and print
ing for the amateur-enlargins.
Prompt work. Tallman Drug Co.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-19

FOR sALE-one span horses. ] wag'
on. harness and hack. Reason.
ably priced--owner Ieavins town--In-
auire SOC Post ST.
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RESTAURANT
RUGS
SECOND HAND FURNITURE
SECOND HAND STORE

We BUY AND SELL. all KINDS Of Sec
ond hand goods and shoes. Repair
ing a specialty.--Martin q Keyas s10h
w. Webb.
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PENDLEToN RUBBER & SUPPLY
CO-Barney Oldfield, Goodrich Sill.
vertown Cord and Pennsyiyania Vac.
uum Cup-305 Il. Court,
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-19

CARLOAD OF JACKS from Eastern
oregon Jack Farm on sale at Echo
OREGON.
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SUGGESTIVE THERAPEUTIC

The most up-to-date effectual lead
ing science practised. e. f. Gibson.
P. S. r.; N. d. Room IL Peeoier Bldg.
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EXPERIENCED man and wife. with
out children. wanted on ranch
Phone toF12. 49, ,s.. :, ,,-e ..s
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FOR sALE--Rlack Minorca egg,
for hatching-o X. Feed Yard
Phone sic.
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wANTEDAt the Arlington Rooms
chambermaid--Appiy In person.
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Woman for general house,
work-Phone 16Fi4 Bissinger
Bros.
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ALL MAKES of Sewing Machines rs-
paired and cleaned st Singer stores
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FOR SALE OR REST-Upright piano
e---gcod condition--Phone So a
m. TO 9 psm.
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NANTED--Secor hand Ford wit
: express tpay--Phone 316-W.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-05-19

wANTED--Tree trimming. window
washing, wall paper and chimney
oleaning--Phone Smithy. asi-J.
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FOR SALE E-'HousehoId Efurnitufe--
'ss-M"sthis office.
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FOR SAI4E--No. I baled alfalfa hay
n car lots. Fur prices write or
Phone w. A. Leatners, Hermiston. Ore.
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wANTBD-Position as cook on ranch
Phone lie or inquire ST. Elmo
Hotel. Room 8.
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FOR SAI4E-ONE set OF carpenters
stools-Address "so-S. this office.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-10-04
READ IT FOR YOURSELF.

Elsewhere in this issue we print the text of the
covenant of the League of Nations We are doing
so in answer to numerous requests from readers.
We hope that every Albuquerque citizen will read
the document for himself or herself. Don't take the
word of anyone else to what the text is. Some
politicians have a way of interpreting and quoting
the convenant to suit their own ends. Don't take
other peoples version of the covenant-read the
text through and form your own opinion.
This opinion should be formed by the reader
from the point of view of an American, and not an
internationalist. We should judge the proposed
covenant according to it's effect the United States
and not according to its effect Letyia, Armenia
or Zululand
The mothers of America, especially, should de-
eide whether this particular document will prevent
war or foster war. 1t is for them to determine
whether the League of Nations will send their boys
to war for causes that American mothers think
worth while.
Let us study Article X especially, for President
Wilson has called it the "heart of the covenant"
President Wilson has forced this solemn refer
endum on US 1t is issue of his own making.
When we decide 1t, we must remember that the time
to find fault with contract--and the league is a
contract of far-reachng effects before and not
after it is signed once the United States through
her representatives, signs the covenant she will
keep it as strictly she has kept all her other inter-
national engagements
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-10-04

GUS shouts andlaughte rr- |.
Gus shouts and laughter and Il mo-
ment later he saw Johnnie and
Billie Bushytail, the two squirrel
boys, wading in a little pond near
the side OF the woods. They were
splashing muddy water all over.
There they are" said Sammie.
"Billies in, too though he WASH t
at first. Look, Uncle Wiggily!"
"Why, they're only having fun
in a mud puddle" said Mr.. Long
ears. They're in no danger, Sam
mie. Why didn't you say at first
that they We're only in a mud pud-
dle?"
well, II tried to-" stammered
Sammie, but I couldn't get the
words right, All 1 could say was
pud muddle."
"Ho, ho!" laughed Uncle Wig
gily. 81 told you not to get eX-
cited, Samnie. However. no harm
is done, but if you go a little slower
you'll get along better. Now you
had better play in the 'pud mud
die yourself, with the squirrel
boys"
So Sammie did, taking off his
shoes and stockings as the squirrel
boys had done. And they had lots
of fun, And if the match box
doesn't get lost in the dark so II
can't find the gas stove to go TO
sleep in the oven, I'll tell you next
about Uncle Wiggily and his WIN
ter wood.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-10-04
OUR PLATFORM.

4. A primary election law which will re-
store the power to the hands of the people,
where It belongs.
2. bipartisan commission of three or
Ave TO have charge of our school and instltu-
tional lands, and the permanent trust funds
derived therefrom.
8. A fair, adequate and Just tax law which
win eQuitably distribute the burden OF gov
ernment We have especial reference to the
mining tar laws, although we will seek to
reach any other evaders, big or little, whom
we Hnd. We favor mine tax law based
upon an ad vaIorem property basis, as other
property is taxed.
4. A fuller budget system for the state In
an effort to put state expenditures on an eff
ctent, economical and progressive basis.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-10-04
Jane Phelps

with you, but isn't it your duty tC
Edith as well as to yourself to see
that your hsuband isn't fascinated
by another WOman?'
you are making a mountain out
of a molehill, Mrs. Jordon, and
please do not talk of it any more, >
l touched the bell. Bring tea
Kate" | told her when she an
swered Mrs. Jordon will stay
with me-"
You must act as you think best
my dear Mrs. Hammond, "but | am
afraid you are making a mistake
All our set are talking about Mabe.
and your husband, and when not
Mabel, Lola Gardner"
There's safety in numbers"
quoted. Here comes the tea and
there comes Muriel Franklyn; | am
so glad to see her." and | rushed
to the door to welcome her and to
whisper, For heavens sake stay
until Mrs. Jordon goes"
A Pleasant Change.
"Well, If ! am not fortunaten
Muriel exclaimed, as she drew off
her gloves, Give me some tea
quickly Mildred, and some of those
dear little cakes Of Mandy's. Did
you ever taste anything so deli
cious?' she asked Mrs. Jordon.
Never! | must get the recipe;
that is, if dear Mrs. Hammond will
give it to me-"
"Certainly! I'll go and ask Man
dy right away" / returned, glad
for an excuse to leave the room
Why would she persist in calling
me "dear"-I hated it, and almost
hated her for talking of Clifford as
she had done; yet / knew by my
questions l had urged her on-at
first.
Here it Isl" and l handed Mrs
Jordon the recipe Mandy had grud-
gingly parted with. "Dey amt nc
use to give North'n folks dem tings
Dey cant cook" she had grumbled
"Oh, thank you. Now | must go
SO glad to have seen you, Mrs
Franklyn. Do come and see me,
both of you"
After the door closed behind her
breathed a sigh of relief. Then
as Kate came in to carry out the
tea things, l said:
"When Mrs. Jordon calls again
am not at home. BE sure that
you remember"
Tomorrow-Mildred Confides in
Muriel.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-10-04
KATE JORDAN EXPLAINS.
Chapter CXXI.

Chapter CXXI.
"Just what do you mean, Mrs
Jordon?" / asked, when she de-
clared she wouldn't stand for it,.
meaning Mabel Horizons monopoly
of my husband.
Il mean just what l say! l would
not stand for it, And believe me
my dear Mrs. Hammond, your hus-
band will think all the more of you
If you don't. Iii bet Mabel Hor-
ton would not be so namby- pamby
under the same conditions"
Il think you are mistaken, Mrs
Jordon," l said calmly, although
my heart was beating wildly. ]
had found out what ] wished to
in a degree, and | hoped Mrs. Jor-
don would go and leave me alone
to think. But she had no such
intention.
1T is very nice of you to stand
up for your husband" she con
tinued, but don't be foolish. If
and OLD FRIEND Of Toms made
trip to Chicago. or any other
place with him, and he didn't care
enough for me to leave word
where l could find him in case /,
or any of my relatives died, |
would leave him in a minute. OF
course, any man would have to
make some explanation she hes
itated--as | said nothing, she went
ON. But for the life Of me / don t
see what explanation Mr.. Ham
mond could make-under the cir
cumstances.'
Pride to the Rescue.
"I have asked for no eXplana
ton, neither do | intend to-" | re-
turned, ashamed that 1 had allow
ed Mrs. JordOn to talk so of Cliff
ford. No matter what he had
done he was still my husband, SO
long as l lived with him; it was
i'll advised, to say the least, to gos-
sip about him-especially with
Kate Jordon.
you don't mean to say you
have not asked him about Being in
Chicago with Mabel Horton?' she
gasped.
THAT is just what I mean.
have not much curiosity. Mrs. Jcr-
don, and my sorrow just now shuts
out unimportant things. | loved
my father very dearly, and his
loss means very much to me-"
II know, and we all sympathiZe
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-10-04
THE AMBUSH WRITER'S.

The Morning Journal is prepared to print any
criticism of its articles editorials provided
that such criticisms decently worded, are not
libeous and ARE SIGNED. We insist upon this
last point because The Journal is entitled to know
who the writer of any communication is in order
to be able judge whether the criticism is fair or
is based on personal or political animus.
Recently, the editor of The Journal has received
a number of anonymous communications attacking
his stand on political questions, They have found
their way into the waste basket, as all other SINH
larly unsigned publications will do in the future.
Any person having criticism that he does not dare
sign, will himself paper and stamps by not
writing it, because it will not be published.
That The journal does not fear criticism it has
repeatedly proved by publication of various "brick-
bats" But it will not lay itself open 70 blows in
the dark.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-10-04


Many kindly stars guide men and
women this day, according to as
trology. Mercury, Uranus, Venus
and Jupiter are all in benefic as
pect. Neptune is family adverse
1t is q time for pushing all en-
terprises, since the planets impart
energy, foresight and courage for
ventures large and small.
Mercury gives promise of the
greatest possible success for what
ever is largely advertised and seems
to forecast new power for editors
and publishers.
Personal publicity should be es-
pecially beneficial during this dl-
rection of the stars, but whatever
is an exaggeration or misrepresen-
tation will avail little, for Uranus
gives intuition and clear under
standing.
There is an aspect said to be
particularly favorable to all the
ambitions and aspirations OF Wom-
en-, who will benefit greatly from
the power of the planet that rules
the subconscious mind and SO
uuickens what has been called the
sixth sense.
Orators should make the most of
this direction of the stars, which
seems to presage supreme success
for more than one woman speaker.
A reform movement led by women
and nation wide in its scope Will IN
some way affect the artistic life of
the people, the seers prophesy.
This movement will not be ap-
parent until after election, it is
forecast, when all political barriers
will disappear and the greatest
strength of the women of the coun-
try can be mObiliZed.
Venus is in an aspect today that
gives promise Of high public Of
fices for women. but there is also a
sign read as presaging great social
as we'll as professional achleVe-
ment for young girls.
Colleges will claim such great
quotas of women that there will be
concern on the part of men lest
the universities be feminized, the
seers declare, for Jupiter and Ven
us are in an aspect which promises
great educational ambitions.
While Jupiter foreshadows intel
lectual benefits there is an aspect
that seems to promise access of
beauty for the women of America.
Persons whose birth date it IS
have the forecast of a successful
year in which money will rapidly
increase. The young will court and
all ages will be lucky in love.
Children born on this day have
the augury of success in life. They
should rise rapidly in any vocation
they adopt and should be fortunate
In marriage.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-10-04

Mrs. Janders came to see ma
yestidday aftirnoon, being a little
short lady with pointy feet. and
ma brawt down her new hat and
Mrs. Janders sed. 0. izzent that
perfeckly exquisite, / think that's
simply adorable, o izzent that Jest
too absilootly cunning for words,
O that's simply the darlingest thing
| ever saw.
Wich my cuzzin Artie was there.
and me and him started to giggel
and couldent hardly stop, ma say
ing, Benny, Artie, wat are you gig
ceiling about?
Nuthing, / sed. and Artie sed,
We're jest giggeling. Wich we kepp
on doing on account of the longer
you giggel the harder it is to stop,
espeshilly wen there's of you, and
after Mrs. Janders had went home
ma sed, Now aren't you boys
ashamed of yourselves, carrying on
like that? and l sed, Well gosh,
G, ma. Mrs. Janders tawked so
funny how could we help it?
] wunt you to understand people
have a perfeck rite to talk the way
they please, sed ma, and | sed,
Well, G, gosh, ma, even the way
she tawked? and ma sed, Certeny,
and | don't want to heer another
word about it.
Wich me and Artie kepp on
tawking that way all aftirnoon.
and Artie stayed for suppir and
vile l was eating my mash pota-
toes l sed. o, these mash potatoes
are too perfeckly wonderful for
werds, they're simply jest too bew-
tifill.
The doose you say, sed pop,
looking serprized. and Artie sed,
And o deer, these peez, they're
simply almost too divine, and l
sed, And o sutch meet, its jest too
absilootly perfeck.
Heer, heer, hay, hay, sed pop,
cut that sort of tawk out immeed-
itly, and l said, Well, G, pop, gosh,
ma sed that was the way to tawk.
and pop sed, Lillian, did YOU ever
say that?
Don't pay eny attention to him,
Willyum, l meerly sed it was all
rite for Mrs. Janders to tawk like
that if she wunted, sed ma, and
pop sed, Its not even all rite for.
a parrit up tree to tawk like
that and don't wunt to heer eny
more of it.
Wich he dideut ..,--. -,
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-10-04
Bedtime Stories
For Little Ones
Copyright, 1920, by Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.
UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE
PUD MUDDIE.
(By Howard n. Gsris. }

Uncle Wiggily Longears the nice
bunny rabbit gentleman, was read
ing his paper in the hollow stump
bungalow one morning when, all
of a sudden, Sammie Littletail, the
rabbit boy, came hopping up the
front steps.
Goodness gracious me sakes
alive and some soap bubble pop
corn balls" cried Nurse Jane Fuz-
zy Wuzzy, the muskrat lady house,
keeper. whats the matter, Sam.
mie? Is the school house on firs
and did the lady mouse teacher
burn her whiskers?"
"Oh, no, Nothing like that" an.
swered the rabbit boy, as he tried
to twinkle his pink nose as Uncle
Wigglly did I'd look good deal
happier if the school house wer.
on fire, only, of course, l wouldn't
want the lady mouse teachers
whiskers to be burned, or even
scorched. But you ought to SET
what's down the path in the woods!
There's a million lmice running
along, and maybe they're coming
here!" cried Sammie.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-10-04
HOUSE OF HApsBURG.

The princes Of the Hapsburg line
in camp and court now cut no ice;
they have to fast while others dine,
their standoff's bad. they lack the
price. Some eighty duchesses and
dukes now stand around with frigid
feet; their titles now seem empty
flukes since they can't get enough
to eat. They send to us the warn
ing cry, from roofless castles where
they lurk, Unless the ravens bring
us pie, we gravely fear Wen have
to work" With noble courage thus
they face a future fraught with
dread and fears, these sclons of a
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-10-04
A Sequel TO Crabb's Elegy.


Albuquerque, N. NJ, Oct. 8, 1926
Editor, Morning Journal:
T. b. Crabb's description of chill
at Old Town calls to memory q
like experience with tamales.
"Once on an Old Town street so
dreary,
I was hungry, weak and weary,
And l longed to taste some Wand
| had never tried before:
When vender. fat and jolly,
Offered me a hot tamale,
Which | bought and thought "by
golly,"
If it's good I'll buy some more.
Stripping off its husky cover
! could plainly then discover
That a red streak seemed to hover
Growing redder at the core.
But l thought this indication
Was a silent invitation
To masticate this ration,
Which l did nor wanted more.
1t was hot, | can't express it,
Could do nothing to suppress 1t,
Danced and howled until l guess it
Would have killed me sure but
slow,
A policeman came and found me,
And with handouts finally bound
me
While a crowd had gathered
around me
Like some wild beast at show.
Without slightest hesitation,
| was hurried to the station
While that inward conflagration
Was consuming more and more
Writhing in that institution,
| made a solemn resolution
To regale my constitution
With tamales never more.
+. A.
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-10-04

lion, anyhow spoke the rabbit
boy.
Lets go see" proposed the old
rabbit gentleman. so he and Sam
mie went down the woodland path
and there they saw Mr.. and Mrs,
Field Mouse and their five chill
| dren walking along, each one car
rying a dried leaf bag filled with
grains of corn and wheat.
Good morning, Mr.. Field
Mouse" politely said Uncle Wig
gily to the gentleman mouse.
Where are the rest of you, and
where are you going"
This is all there are OF us" an
swered Mr.. Mouse. "My family
and I are moving in from the field
to our home in the hollow tree.
1t will soon be winter and it will
be too cold for us in the field. Why
did you think there were more OF
us?"
Because Sammie said" began
Uncle Wiggily.
We'll. it seemed like a million
mice" said the, rabbit boy, sort of
ashamed of Himself. Anyhow,
there are seven," he went on, as
he looked at Mr.. and Mrs. Mouse
and the five children.
well, seven is a good way from
two Million" remarked Uncle Wig
gilv with smile. You must not
get so excited, Sammie. And now
run along to school and say your
lessons for the lady mouse teacher.
I'll help Mr.. and Mrs. Mouse move
into their winter home. And that
reminds me, l must get in my sup
ply of wood and some things to
eat this winter"
So Sammie ran on to schooL
while Uncle Wiggily helped the
Field Mouse family to move. AND
in the afternoon, when the bunny
rabbit gentleman was sitting on
his front porch in the sun, warm
ING his pink nose so it would twin
kle better, all of a sudden alohS
came running Sammie, the rabbit
boy, again. ,,,,, o.o,,,
mered Sammie. quick. come,
Bonnie Jushytail is in the pud
muddle!" wv.
whats that?" asked Uncle Wig
oi,v Jumping out of his chair.
"iTrrv hup!' went on Sammie,
"Just as was schooling from
come Jush!e Bonnietail pipped and
sleu into the pud muddle"
"yyhat in the world are you talk
;rr about ?" asked the bunny gen
tieman. "Try and not be so eX-
cited, Sammie. Tell me what has
bannened and, I'll do my best.
"Wushie Johnnietait is in the
pud muddle!" was all the raooit
boy could say.
"Oh, he must mean JOHNNIE
Bushytai, the squirrel, is In some
sort of a trap" spoke Nurse Jane,
coming out of the hollow stump
bungalow. Hurry, Uncle Wlgglly
"Tu hurry" said Uncle Wiggiiy,
looking around for his red white
and blue striped rhenmalsnl
crutch. "But l never heard of a.
mud muddle trap. 1t must be
now kind, and very bad, from the
,rov Sammie is acting" fer the
rahbit boy was dancing up ana
down and pointing his paw down
the woodland path.
"tJrry hup. wunkle Uggily," cried
Sammie. -, .,,rr-
10 IN IJncle Wiggily," said Nurse
..Very likely" agreed Mr.. Long
ears. isDear me. I never got any
one out of a pud muddle trap" he
went on. II hardly know what
to do ~.
Uncle wiggily followed sammie
down the path. Soon he heard Joy
Albuquerque morning journal., 1920-10-04

kingly race that loafed for quite a
thousand years. Far better face
the headsman's AK than be a laun-
dress or a clerk, but proudly they'll
get down to tacks, and if they must
why, they will work. Their land
marks are forever gone, their world
is jostled upside down, and some
cheap uncle has in pawn the jew
eled scepter and the crown. Too
proud to seek the craven's doom
by means of rope or gun or dirk,
they cry, amid the encircling gloom
Just lead us to the honest work" "
And if for honest work they look,
they will not need to travel far;
I'd take a duchess as my cook, and
hire duke to run my car.