El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-08

1Year's day and two days before. came
In intact and played week in Brook
Ign at the Majestic and a week at
Shubert's Riviera theater IN New
York before closing
FL Paso sometimes gets shows that
are not up to the standard. but they
usually are not sent out By the well
known producers.
And as to prices. "PaTlor. Bedroom
and Bath" got $3.50 q seat In Balu-
more for all downstairs seats and the
house was packed nightly and u IS
about three times the size OF the
Crawford at Fl Paso- What did you
pay 10 see Il IN e Paso2 The same
price. didn't you
some aNew Stuff
While It is admitted that some Of
the book" In the new Victor Herbert
show is to be cut. there is a lot OF
fresh. laughy stuff N it-some satri-
cal. sonne just funny
The author takes a crnek ~
the dramatic critics when he has
one OF HIS characters snyi asrhe
play is TO have n long run In
New YORK and viii be a great
success All the critics have given
II n panninE.7
Sober me OPP asks one OF the
characters. You fatter me"
y went to college with him II
years. says another character
s-nnd you can imagine that he
might have gone Il more and
still had something left 20 learn-7
golfer IS asked why he does lot
wear kilties. = DO not care Tor
Scotch dry goods" he saws. with lust
enough emphasis on the dry.
I thought you we're a prohibition
ist." says one OF the cast TO the
politician who Is getting jolly under
the influence Of q friends bottle.
"Oh. nos / only vote that way" he
replies.
y am a near vegetarian, says
another: 7 only eat meat when
] an Invited out
eirI In the cast Ilsps that she
thinks II would be fine 20 get
allmouy. "a baby doll Ike you
never draws nlimonys she CAUSES
married and divorced aud draw
IT, says the comedian
The servant question Is taken
Off on several occasionE- In one
scene. a servant asks the woman Of
the house q lot OF questions about
the place and then says ! forgot 70
ask her about the size OF her CLOTHES:
well. II they don't tit. ] can quit"
One OF her exactions was that she
was TO have the automobile three
nights a week the Victrola must never
be played while she worked and her
mistress must not practice on the
piano except when I an az the
matinee"
Has he a mermaid tattooed or his
leg2" the servant asks a woman about
a man. The woman appears shocked
and asks why she Is supposed 10
know Well. you said he was an
old friend" SAYS the girl
Love In a cottage Is not possible
any more" says q girl when a boy
proposes. because there are no more
COTTAGES 70 be had"
Rs PaEo Needs q Theater.
Discussing the closing OF the Texas
Grand to road attractions and its
conversion TO pictures. manager Cline,
OF kiss Her Again" said: 1T is a
mistake not 20 have a good theater
in a city. Fl Paso Is a good show
town did record business there
with Peg O. Ny Heart and Twin
BEDS and ! always got good business
when ! went there with a good show
Il should be a matter Of city pride 70
have a good theater Tor good shows.
You need amusements and your people
want them: they prove this by spend
ing their money for them when q good
attraction comes there
This seasons business there
demonstrated that the e Pzso public
will not 90 20 the Crawford theater.
FL Paso business men ought to get
hold Of KlaU & Erlanger. join them
and build a good theater ! believe
K. & E could be interested II Fl
Pasoans would show their interest
BY taking stock. You must cater TO
the amusement instincts or people u
you are TO be a city and to DO this,
you must have good house,