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The Taney County republican., 1920-05-13

| thS oatbSi IL NV, "heh 10 NhS uIhSIShSS'
By J. R. Devereaux.
At s. Preaching By W. W. Bond.
Mr.. and Mrs. W. A. Slusher are en-
tertainiDg their niece Mrs. A. J. Lipp,
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. J. c. Hite
and Miss Johnson Of Ramona, Okla.
They expect TO be here for about two
weeks.
Exie Hughes, another former Forsyth
boy came down from Springfield last
Thursday bringing David Harmed and
Bailey McManus with him.
We understand that luck isn't always
with fishermen. BailY McManus, Elsie
Sapp, Exile Hughes and Ruth Harmed
went fishing Saturday, expecting to
have a big FISH fry, but had to buy
their dinners, the fish refusing to bite.
Clarence Root oISpringfeld is spend
ing few days with home folks this
week.
WANTED - A few Farm Loans,
$4,000 to $l,0O0.0O; can be handled
NOW, and closed out quickly. See
W. R. Adams, Forsyth, Mo.
Mrs. R. B. McManus motored to
Springfield last Sunday and returned
the middle Of the week.
John Holland Of Hilda made visit
to our town last Saturday.
NJ, +. Beall Of Taneyville was a
Forsyth visitor Saturday.
Andy Blevins was here from Swan
last Saturday transacting business.
David Harmed, who has been in
Chattanooga, Tenn, attending school
since last September, returned home
last Thursday, motoring in from Spring
field. He completed his high schoo'
course there and completed one yeal
Of law in the Chattanooga College ol
Law. He will take his high schoo
graduation honors with his class here
Mr.. and Mrs. Nathan Wright OF neal
Bradleyville visited with old acquain
tances in Forsyth Saturday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Clarence Clark o
Kissee Mills were 10 town on business
Saturday.
Granville Ray, who now makes St
Joseph, Mo-, his headquarters, was If
Forsyth the first ol the week visiting
relatives and friends.
w. P. Hensley, formerly Of Hensley'
ferry, now Of Oklahoma, was Forsyth
visitor Monday.
Mrs. Sarah Parrish and Higdon Mel
ton came down from Garrison Supda,
and were in town until Tuesday. Mrs
Parrish has sold her farm on the lax
and was closing the trade and getlinI
the papers fixed up.
New and Used Cars, Tires, Tube
I and Accessories. II you are iu neet
: Of anything for your car make you
; wants known TO US, We can get it 70
; you. First class repair work on a
cars. Forsyth Motor Co,
5 Jim Hires and Ed Warren Of Taney
vile we're both in Forsyth Monday
1 Bud Hicks, Bradleyville's prosper
1 GUS merchant, was in Forsyth the fir
/. Of the week.
Joe Bruin Of Riverview is settin
q posts preparatory to stretching VIII
). On the hillside east Of town owned b
S John Felkins.
i Florence Blofeld visited her grant
/ mother at Tsneyville Saturday and Sp'
ldsy,
The Taney County republican., 1920-05-13
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE

Notice Is hereby given that letters OF adj
ministration upon the estate OF ], T. Card
we'll, deceased, have been granted 70 tue
undersigned, BY the probate court OF Tsney
The Taney County republican., 1920-05-13
BRANSON, MO.
GUARDIANS NOTICE or LETTERS

Notice Is hereby given that the unde
signed was on the fourth day OF Mny, la
appointed Guardian of the person and e.
tnte of Louis Jones. n person Of unsoun
mind, and letters Of guardianship were l.
sued to him by the Probate Court OF Tame
County, Missouri, on the said fourth day,
May 1870. All persons having claims for a
lowance against the estate of said Lou
lowance before the Probate Court OF sal
county within one year from the date I
the publication of this notice, viz: May
1920, or they shall be forever barred,
7. II. CofIelt. Guardian
Attest; J. l.. MORROW,
tsFALl Probate Judge.
w. II. Adams, Attorney for Guardian.
First published May 10, 1870. 25-25
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-09-25
4 Service That
Is Both Complete
and Satisfactory

Our comnodious quarters are such as to permit the
stocking of parts on a scale that ranks far and ahead
above the average With it all you will find a con-
slant endeavor to please by efficient courteous, con-
slant attention to your needs-a service that will
"sell" you and keep you "sod" on OLDSMOBILE.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-09-25
An Old Name
In New Hands

You will find in OLDSMOBILE everything
essential and everything desirable. Think
what that means. 1t means ruggedness
of motor and frame. 1t means comfort and
safety. 1t means lines and finish. 1t
means conveniences and refinement
everything essential, everything desirable.
So drop in. There is car to suit you in
the full line of both Fights and SKIES.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-09-25

1t is with much disqualification that we
announce an old name in new hands-the
famous OLDSMOBILE line and the
OLDSMOBILE DISTRIBUTING COM
PANY. Wherever there are automobiles
there you will find OLDSMOBILES-well
and favorably known, and in taking over
the OLDSMOBlLE agency here we did so
confident in the future of the line.
The news scimitar. (Memphis, Tenn.) 1907-1926, 1920-09-25

We are entirely new corporation on the
Row, and as such we have spared no eX-
pense commensurate with a successful
opening for high-grade product 1t is our
purpose and our pleasure with new life,
new environments and new policies to
place OLDSMOBILE on the pinnacle, in
this territory, that is its right by heritage.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28

times. and the employe driving his
firms automobile are among those
most frequently nabbed for speeding"
=
The actual transmission time OF
an average length message on a wire
from FL Paso TO San Francisco IS less
than one minutes" said T. A Darling.
manager OF the Western Union at FL
Paso.
But 1t usually takes from 10 to 80
minutes TO push a telegram through
the other slower processes 10 which
il IS necessarily subjected before Il
reaches and after II leaves the wire.
For instance. il may take a mes
senger anywhere from three 10 eight
the telegram and the same length Of
time to return with It TO the tele-
graph office. A clerk must then
count II. indicate whether collect or
paid. and whether It IS q fast tale
gram, a day letter. or some other
class OF service. before IL is sent to
the operating room
AT the office OF destination, the
telegram Is sent ana the route out
station for delivery But Il must first
be copied and numbered for purposes
Of record Again the messenger gets
II. and another three 10 eight min
utes Is required for delivery
There Is a way, however. OF en-
tirely absorbing the time Inherently
in pickup and delivery
service. and that Is to telephone
direct from an office 10
the telegraph companys main office
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28
ROUNDABOUT TOWN B. c. = MAREIN

THE You Tell-Em" ian IS the
! latest bug in many OF the bigger
cities. It's a lot Of fun All that
is necessary to become a You Tell
En-" ian is Just 10 be a little nutty
to begin. then have patience to sit
down and write them out and nerve
enough to tell them TO somebody or
send them TO the editor.
II they are not too bad and you
want to put off some OF them on the
writer Of this column, try your hand:
use a sharp pencil. for a sharp pencil
ought TO help when you are making
a pun-get the idea2
II Is not necessary TO send q check
with each contribution; a gallon OF
bootleg Iizker viii do-anything to
attract our attention TO what you
send in and then something 70 dis
tract our attention while your stuff
gets past us 20 the printer.
As an example, few are appended.
You tell 'em, ladles I'm dipuy.
You tell 'eni, whale, you're always
You ten 'em. feathers, they might
call me down.
You tell 'eEn, shoe, eyelef you.
You ter lem, Navajo rug you've got
the Indian sign on 'em-
You tell 'em, flower garden, yOuu
forget me not
You tell 'em, spring chicken you're
only n small fry.
You tell iem, sob sister, I'm not
the prince Of walls
You tell sem. north and south poles,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28

and at the office OF destination to
have them telephoned TO the ad-
dressee.
More and more. the plan is meet
Ing with favor by business men
everywhere some times when you're
in big hurry TO get telegram
through, just give the plan a trial"
he concluded
The Ranger oil field has played
out" said p. i. Gardner, because too
many wells were drilled Being in
limestone formation. when a lot OF
wells were sunk through the lime
stone, the gas rushed out ard there
was no pressure left to force the oil
up. Where the driilers move far
enough away from the original field.
they are ssttiag good wells"
a carload Of thoroughbred Duroc
Jersey hogs wiz be shipped from the
=. p. First ranch. located below Clint
TO the Fort Worth market some time
next week" said H c. Stewart Mr..
First is a red hog enthusiast and be-
lieyes that with proper care and feed
ing. they are the ideal type for this
valley.
Three years ago a carload shipped
from this ranch topped the Fort
Worth market at $3.50 a hundred
at present 400 hogs are being fed
on this farm, which IS modern in
every detail. the pens being roomy
and well constructed Mr. First de-
ponds largely on barley and rye for
feed and pasture"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28
Bedtime StOrfes FO1. NJ LII Ones
UNCLE WI6GILY AND THE BARBER.
By HOWARD h CARTS.

once upon a time, not 50 many
" years ago. there lived in Wood
land, near the Orangs Ice noun
tains a nice old pig gentleman, who
kept a barber shop. He was a very
fat. sleepy sort OF pig, and sometimes
when he was lathering the whiskers
Of Nr. stubtail, the bear gentleman,
or trimming the beard OF Uncis But
ter. the goat gentleman. this pig bar
Der would fan asleep And some
times, when heidi this. soapy larher
from The brush would get IN 1lr- STUB
tairs OF Uncle Buffers mouth
Il declared" said Mr. Srubtal 70
Uncle Wiggily one day after the pig
barber had gotten soap IN the pear
Eentleman's mouth twice. 7 declare
II there was another barber IN town,
I'd 90 10 him 70 ger shaved
eyes. Mr.. Wuff Wuff d not a very
lively barber" agreed Uncle Wiggily-
The pig gentleman's name was Mr.
Wifi Mulf, as might have told you
before IL I had thought OF IT,
one day when Grandpa Goosey Can
der went in the pig barber shop 10
have some OF his tail feathers trimmed,
1Ir Wuff Wifi did half OF them and
then he fell asleep. knocking over a
bottle Of bayrum, SO that a few drops
Of it splashed in Grandpa Goosey's
.'This IS TOO muchr" quaeked Grand
pa GOosey. Wake Up, lir- Wuft
Wuffl Why do you sleep so much2r
-Oh. hoi Yuml Tuml YUM grunted
the pig barber I guess it's because
I don't have customers enough 10 keep
me busy" he went on IF I had
something 20 do every minute OF The
day. i could keep awake But you
animal gentlemen only come in once
in a while TO have a shampoo. hair
cut or shave. and get in the habit
OF falling asleep between times
'Tm tell Uncle WISELY about It,"
said Grandpa Goosey. Maybe he can
think up = way TO make you keep
busy so you won't slumber so much"
And when Uncle Wiggily was told
what tie pig barber had said. the
bunny gentleman knew at once what
20 do.
That pig barber should advertise"
said the bunny uncle He wants 10
have his shop better known. Why.
all the stylish shops have a red. white
and blue striped pole out in front, so
it can be seen Tar up and down the
street. Then when anybody wants a
haircut or q shave. they look for a
red. white and blue pole. ike my
rheumatism crutch, and they know
where 70 60 II you had something
ike that. Mr.. Wuff Wuff. you would
be 50 busy you'd have no time 70 &c
TO sleep"
DO you think sol" asked the pig
gentleman barber. holding the lather
brush I'D in front OF his face so the
bunny would not see him yawn.
I'm sure OF It." said Uncle Wig
gily.
But where could I get a nice red.
white and blue striped p0le2H asked
the pig gentleman Would you lend
me your crutchlr
-Oh. I couldn't do that" said Uncle
Wiggily. I need the crutch for my
rheumatism But III paint You a bar
Der pole Just like It, and that viii
bring you so many customers that
you'll never have time 70 fall asleep."
Please do" begged 1Ir. Wuff Wuff.
and Uncle Wiggily did With some
red. white and blue paint he went to
the barber shop one day and began TO
stripe an old clothes post. which Mr..
Wrff Wuft had bought 70 stick in
front OF his shop, Uncle Wigsily put
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28
Free Camping Grounds At Park Are Big Asset To City;
Person Driving Anothers AUTO Is The Most Careless

'9T'HE free camp ground at Wash
ington Park for automobile tour
lists represents one Of the most
profitable Investments that the city
has ever made" said city councilman
Martin Sweeney. Located IN a cool
aud beautiful spot. with convenlences
such as running water, gas and ample
shelter, IL causes the tourist 10 leave
FL Paso ready to boost and advertise
the city. Because OF the accommoda-
lions, Il IS an every day occurrence
that a tourist who intends being here
rearranEes his plans and spends sew
eral days in FL Paso. FL Paso could
well afford TO cater to the tourists in
such manner, for attractions offered
by the city viii attract many such
visitors, and il properly entertained,
We VIII have profited not only from
their trade, but they viii become a
walking advertisement for u.s.
THE fellow driving an automobile
belonging TO someone else Is a more
frequent violator Ct rtaffic laws than
the man who drives his own car"
said y. E 1Iurden. for many months a
county traffic officer. The fellow
who owns a car probably doesn't
mind the fine so much, but the cost
Of the automobile restraints him from
taking chances. 1t Is possible, too.
that he has attained a success in
business which. in turn. has reacted
to make him conservative in useless
chance taking The youth driving
'papa's car and even daughter some
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28
LittLeBObbie spa

DA WAS in Chicago & he cain hoam
last mite.
Did you look Up my Unksl
Fred? asked ma
He looked me up, sed Pa. I had to
entertane him a whole eevning-
Next time you 90 you have to talk
me, sed Ma
You can 60 next time, sed Pa. DO
you know. deerest. sed Pa, I dident
see a singel lady in that whole big
city which looked as classy & Stilish
as what you do. sed Pa
Honest2 sed Ma
Honest is right, sed Pa. There was
lots OF butfful wimmen thare, but
most Of them looked like they was
Jest going 10 vote, sed Pa They had
kind Of grim & determined look.
Pa sed; not cute & dimpeld like you.
You are a perfeck darling to say
that IL you meen IL, sed Ma
I meen II every word, Pa sed- & I
eident see any litel boys as pretty as
Bobbie, sed Pa
Cut that out, I sed. If you ever
cal me pretty aggens sed TO Pa, I
Will run away from hoam & be a
noving. picler hero, sed-
Bobbie, sed Pa, fyou doant know
how proud IL maiks me to heer you
speek thus. You are q true son OF
yure old gent Pa sed. Wen I was
a nttel boy 1 was SO strong & saw
idge, said Pa. that nobody wud ever
dare TO call ne pretty, sed Pa
saw a picter OF you taken wen
you was littel, sed Ma to Pa, & ]
guess you are right; nobody Wud
ever dare 10 call you pretty.
Then Pa looked at Ma kind OF funny
q 1 guess he got soar. Peepul is fun
ny, they can call themsels hoamly &
wen sumbuddy else calls them hoamly
thay doant like IL. But I am dlffernt,
an like Mister A Linkun-I am
hoamly & I dcant care.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28
Old Clothes Gaze Her
4 New Idea That Paid
Rv FRANCES Capsrnr

livery woman has wondered what
Il the wives or muilonaires do with
their discarded gowns. They are
not worn out; this class does not
wear out" anything in the sense in
which the great middle class under
stands the term These women Of
wealth wear a garment once or twice:
sometimes when the garment IS not
up TO their expectations they do not
wear It at all.
And what them
A woman named Natal asked her
self this question. Then she had an
ideal Why not serve as a middle
woman between these women who
could afford TO tire OF a garment so
speedily, ana the woman who wanted
good clothes, but could not afford
the shop prices2
That was her idea She built up a
business and now, after thirty years.
mas clientele that extends all over
the country. Women in her home
city send for her. the dealing is con-
luentiaL Never does she say 70 a
customer y bought this OF Mrs. Van
Astorbilt," or OF Mrs. Newporter."
She gives no names. She buys: she
sends the garment 10 a cleaner. solely
Tor sanitary purposes; she hangs it
IN her shop and sells It. She buys Of
the very wealthy, and sells TO those
who either are not so wealthy, or
have an inherited trait OF thrift.
Much OF her business is done BY
mail Dresses come to her from all
parts OF the country 10 be bought
orders come to her from women who
want TO buy She made her fnspira-
ton pay What have you done with
yours2
Copyright, 1920, Thompson Feature
Service)
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28
Short SHatCheS
From EUe7yuChere

AT any rate the war made the world
unsafe for a mustache with rising
etlection--Harrisbur (Pa-) News
They have stopped stealing auto
mobiles in Detroit; everybody in town
telligenger.
-Four thousand dollars and her hus-
band disappeared from woman's
home on the same day. Every cloud
has its silver lining. Philadelphia
North American.
There's many a slip between the
cup and the Upton" - Many EE-
changes How welcome is this old
friend after just seventeen years
from the Photographers page i-Nash-
Vile Banner.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28

pretty red. white and blue STRIPES on
the pole and IL was set up IN 'front.' OF
the barber shop.
And. almost at once IN came Mr-
Kinkytail. the monkey gentleman 70
get his Whiskers trimmed
4 was looking for a barber shop
when i happened 10 see your red.
white and blue striped pole" said the
monkey gentleman And. after that
along came 1Ir- Longtal. the mouse
gentleman. and l1r. Littlstail the rao-
Bit and 1Ir- Bushytail- the squirrel.
so that Mr. Wuff Wuff was 50 busy
shaving them he had no tine TO 90 20
sleep
now. while the barber shop was
filled with animal gentlemen waiting
TO be shaved. and while the red. Whirs
and blue striped pole was shining IN
the sun along sneaked the Pipsise-
Wah and The Skseziczs- The PIP
nudged the Skea and said
There's Uncle WiggiIyr'
'Wherez" asked the Szes-
wen, II he isn't exactly IN sight.
see his red. white and blue striped
rheumatism crutch," went on the PIP.
pointing 70 the barber pole.
-Oh, 50 II Isl" Erunted the Skee-
But his crutch seems 10 have grown
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28
Uncle WieEily Put the red, white and
blue stripes on the pole.

bigger. guess his rheumatism IS
worse, so he needs a stronger crurch
70 lean on Well. SO much the better
Wen eaten him all the more easily
Wen wait here until he comes ourl'
So the bad chaps, thinking the bar
Der pole was the bunny's crutch. and
that Uncle Wiggily was inside. hid
around The corner 70 wait for 1lr
Longears 70 come out
But Just then Mr- Wuff Wutt. the
pig gentleman, came out 20 look az
the sky 20 see II Il might be going
% rain And in his paw the pig bar
Der had a long, sharp razor
-Oh, come oni Come on This Is no
place Tor u.s. Hes coming 70 snibhla
out tails with that sharp knifel'
hoWled the Szee, and he and the Pip
ran away and didn't get the bunny at
all And the funny part OF It was
that Uncle wisely wasn't even IN tho
barber shop. So his souss was saved
again And II the egg beaten doesn't
Try 10 give the pancake turner a ride
on the rolling pin, and make IL fall
into the sink. III tell you reIt about
Uncle WigEily and the electric bell
Copyright. 1920, d, by Mcclure News
paper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28

life throws of its working clothes
and its working spirit and starts 20
enjoy itself-then folks want TO dress
in a light hearted fashion. 10 match
their feelings. Clothes then are 70
accentuate beauty, and TO give pleas
ure to those who see them such, at
least IS the origin OF fantastic styles
in evening dresses
Yet many forget that arms and
shoulders should be exposed only
when they are beautiful to look at
Or perhaps their owners have never
examined themselves fmpersoually
enough TO find out whether or not
they really were good lookingi II
you belong in this class, watch your
self n your mirror. and II your arms
are not quite lovely-c0Ver them up,
and then work hard 10 make them
beautiful
Massage with a flesh building
cream and arm exercises viii develop
the arm 20 proper proportion, ice
rubs viii make the skin fine, massage
with cream. OF soaking in olive oil
viii round out the sharpest and ugli-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28
BRITISH "OFFICIAL SECRETS ACT"
AND THE NEW SPIRIT OF RULERS

And 50 on II this amazing bil-presumaby The
product BASIN Thompsons fertile brain-becomes
law there is not newspaper man, not trade union
official, engaged in public affairs
all, may clappad into jail any
preposerous crime" against the security OF the state
Since the United States IN many ways following the
lead Of Great Britain in its governmental political and
economic evolution, it is to be expected that such
measure, adapted somewhat TO the limits Of American toll
erano VIII be urged by certain group in this country
It is well for citizens to be forewaTned and to be constantly
their guard against every attempt the part Of gov
enng Clique to enact broadly worded laws that may give
to inscriptions officials attempt grave inus-
tees against those who differ with them. We have
bureaucracy enough in this country It is time to be-
gin breaking it down and getting back to something ap
prOxmatng real representative and responsible govern
meut.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28

of the hair depends upon the supply
OF blood that feeds the roots. and
massage induces this supply.
=
Lester-Acld mouth can be over
come by using milk OF magnesia as a
mouth wash twice a day and by
using &c on the tooth brush. rubbing
the brush Up and down instead or
across the teeth so as 70 get On
between the teeth Themselves II
your teeth have been properly at
tended 70. they should not hurt when
you touch them Lemons, oranges.
grapefruit, are the most acidy fruits.
vinegar IS acidy. likewise But you
must not cut out all the acids in
Your diet the system needs them
II IL B.-Physicai exercise OF any
sort, and gymnasium work especial
~. viii make you grew But I
would not worry over being small,
lots OF girls wait tn they are fifteen
and sixteen. then grow several inches
in a single season You VIII Be much
taller IN few years
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28
Arms And Decollete pgHDuA KENT FORBES

A RE your arms pretty enough 10
n shoW2 So many women wear low
neck. sleeveless evening gowns
just because Il IS being done. with
out a thought as 20 whether their
neck and arms are pretty enough 20
be seen. The only reason why even
ing gowns are made low and sleeve
less, Is because a woman's shoulders
and arms are so beautiful-or should
be-that others should share the
pleasure OF looking at theul-and for
reasons Of protection against the
weather. such as decoIlete cannot be
worn out IN the wind and sun every
day. But IN the evening. when al
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28

ME give him praise who is faithful
w where
He earns the bread that his loved
ones needs
His work is worthy. HIS purpose
The world Is deep in his debt. in
deed.
His daughter's Eraees may give him
pride,
He may praise the things THAI his
son achieves
And Others may look 10 him n their
guide.
Glad in believing what he believes
But now ana then, II his heart Is
right,
He feels the longing 10 turn from
care
And, far from the noise where the
lights nre bright,
he goes TO sleep on the ground At
night.
AntaeuB-lize, being strengthened
uMEERa
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-28
Patter And Chatter
The Gail Of the WHds

WTE envy him who is gray and wise.
W whose wealth increases from
day TO day.
Who sits where the temples Of com
merce rise,
And rules ~ only a master may.
His clothes are new and his hands
are white
Ills brow ia high and bis look f.
proudi
But now and then. If hi. heart Is
right
He wants 10 turn from the noise
and crowd
Looking for pleasure with rod or gun
Hiding where leafy branchez cross.
Barring his throat 10 the wind and
CeasinE TO care how the world f. run,
And thinking nothing OF gain or
loss