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Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11
EAI,Ma Hn RhAIE

so acrys - miles northeast ~ Amarillo.
sou Rsrrs IN wheat AMI look- fine aLo 100
aercs IN wheat Joining thn rented. $50 pcr
acir including all the crop. You can buy
his fcr ti.00l tsah. balance easy terms Two
ioo- haur,. well and windmill
i61 acres , miles routhsai 81 town. four
rron. house. gccl barn. we'll aud windmill
20 rrTss a. wheat 100 ArTss IN cultivation.
every foot can bo cultivated. sons bargain Of
80 psr arr. good terms.
1'a n-na 4 miles soptheas, NJ Amarillo
well improved. room house. god well and
windmill. asn acres In cultivation $50 aerf-
w wheat. $3.50 per ac~ one-third cash. bal
anss easg
2se aerrs 10 miles west of Amarillo. oil
4 fenced. 40 EcrsH cultivation. only 81 pc
ueic sshoa cath balahrt' Easy.
! ODOM LAND co. PRONE III.
| tes,s Poik NJ.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11
ron SALE

FOR SALE
4 3 uiom modern. hratsd home IN south
wet part ~ the city. has the huiit-in features.
servants h0usr and garage. price 1880 taooa
cash. balance easy
3 rom mo.stn home well located ON
Taylor So lhte ss0eo sl0uo cash. balansc
safN.
4 Nom melern home reasonably elo.c in
on Harrison ST.. has aarage with cement
feor and driveway. nice lawn md twtz, priee
f1sg0 . cash. balance very easy.
= rom in.dern brick and tile story and n
half eat front home In one Of the boa, rcsl'
drncr seeiions. has all ~ the lsis@, bullt.in
feature. price $4,000. al,out one-foufth ta.h.
balance ,ksy. OF might trade Tot a smaller
hofns.
N y,n have REAL. ESTATE io sell list
with ~ aud ~, results. u you want IN buy
REAL ESTATE let Us show you what va
have To sell
~. u. wRAvRR REALTY co.
Room ~ Mursa Bidg.
Phone 81.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11

Gas In the stomach or bowels is a
disagreeahle symptom OF torpid
liver. To get rid OF Il quickly take
HERBiNE. II IL marvellous liver
stipulant and bowel purifier. Sold
by all druggists.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11

ron SALE s20 acres milcs northwest of
CLAUDE. all frat elass. go acre. In rul,i,a.
ton, room a-story house. vel land windmill
arain,ry large harm. good corral. price sis,.
900. only 5000 down. balance $1,000 year nj
: per cent, n you want a real home ON your
osn terms investigate this. J. n. RUSSELL.
a co. 80 De-
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11

HOUSES foe sale; Ycs you have been lnok.
log sometime for one that would suit you.
hnt yen haven't srn what W. have 10 offer
loo numerous for IA 10 mention the ioraiinnH.
call and further information and lvaiions
VIII b. given. u. q. AfEN CO. ios y.
az 81. Phone iiii - g
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11

NOTICE.
We arr IN the market h. buy the mineral
rights under your land W. wish g. hsnr
ffvn even land owner IN TcxR.
.IDEOS M COAL A>D sTEEL co.
1907 klm ST.. Dallas, Tea.
Rev omnT ~ answer ne letters unless
yo1 send one dollar To register yourself NJ n
correspondent and friend Of the Company
we viii send YOU one share Of si,sk for tho
dollar you send
T.. S.wc wan, to employ representa-
ihr ~ zach County IN the State. ~ &c.
SIX ROOM modern eos, front. heat lora,i"n.
Var Hurn THIS l. me II the beat built
huwcs IN Amarillo. price Si0.5up Sanoa sash.
trlAnr | 10 ! sears. !. ". RUSSELL. &
co. room 90 fuqun fidH.. Phone 7it $; lc.
Els' BUILDING contract or friAir jobs. !.
l. MASON. Phone i1so. NJ 60
HOUSEKEEPING rooms for rent. Phone
ii7G. ~ ~
BOARD and ruom. 600 iiarriion. Phone 1855
~ ~
LOOF aud board. outside entrance. ~ W.
i,ith ST ~ ep
IOR All. kind. II hauling. garden rloWinr.
ru,unq.ln lawns and fertilizer ior sale. Phone
rs. Nj CO..
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11
5000 LOT WITH

nicr live nom house. nicely pHisred. bath,
windmill and veil. lot J. i0Alin and worth the
munsy at 10000.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11

7. ". GOTTEN a co. Packet lids.
Phene ava
kg lr
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11

WE HAVE Cor sale HOUSES that viii please
you. On any street or location. prices ranging
u suit your. apponins nj. made any time %
show you. phone liis. a. q. ATES los D.
eth ST. " se
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11
FRUIT AND FLOWERS

M da five rom cottage with n nice lOi.
I,uilLin fealura aud bath. Some Bargain
al sseeo.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11

ron SALE Dandy oom cottage. 20o2 Lin.
coin. special bargain for t21so: $500 cash,
balanee $50 yer month. Buy your own home
before they strike oil. j. u. RUSSELL
co. ~ 3e
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11

FOR SALE-Gt0 asrs smooth plains land I
milA of dumas. price si6 honus. 81 due the
state third cash, balance Easy terms. J. H.
RUSSELL & co. 20 3c
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11
roiEhLE

rasi front lot ri tff foA ST.. sisoO.
On Lincoln Etfr';. u. iirni five r'sm reti'
dcncc. barn. out hu illinss. only fk00o.
larvAin In five r-prn lansr ~ honrpr ~.
oAst front. pla,icrc,lt iryc, ou,hcuacs. tJDa
tah viii handle deal halanre Easy terms.
Seven room house At 1909 iluehsnan ~.
al modefn si5gn dsah! balance exceedingly
ro'd terms
n~v seven NOD brick m roik Street
pFis. $4,000.
On" five ronan hout~, and thrc lots On JEFF
irr.on street. only Ne0p.
AskEw a sHetT. Phone 81.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11
CITY PROPERTY

u. ". GOTTEN a CO.. Phones ~, OF $50.
Nc lc.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11

FOR SALE Small heater aud cook stove.
500 n. Grant ~. 10 ~
IOR SALE Maise and kafiir chops for COW
feed and whole Grain for chicken feed also
y ~ Laval cream separator. Phone soes.
ring q l2p
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11

FOR SALE MnhpahY l.l,nrt,n piano plHy.
e. Call tsIg Taylos W %
.---------- -a--s- = H- ..aa H.saH
LOST Pair eye glrrs In east. probably
mar the Catholic asgrth. sunday morning
Phone iil ~ a. Vel ~ ~
FOR RENT Small Gciyoom, cali 'Oo Tyl,r,
sc 81
ron sAI.E A vyt storage battery. spot
light. tool i,os and ~, s0s1i, ~.~l ei,ins.
.ry ehc~p. sao a. folh H. Phone aae.
" ic
ton RrNT One lsI'gm. 900 ". 9Th 81,
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11
MASONIC nuLLEIIN
WANTED

WANTED experienced solicitors 10 30.
Iielt subscriptions for the Amarillo DAILY
hsss on rural rvsstss throughout tg fnnhsn'
dc Of Tssas. Eastern New MesI and Wss'
nm Oklahoma Must furnish ,~n e"n,o
eno Thh "a q money making pfo'as,ition iof
Ne wiru sxp~risneci solieiters. Write. phone
sy see cireulaiiJn Manage, Amar.io DAILY
Nsws, 81 tfdh.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11

YOUNG MEN wanted We have permanent
position ore min our mechanical depa r,msut
for ,osns men between the ages Of ~ end q
with hgh school education. Apply BUR.
ROUGH ABIDING MACHINE co. no Eas,
Seventh ~. ~ tp
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11

USE FOR BUYING SELLING. TRADING. wANr.FILLINc
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11

fOE RENr Esta large sighi hou-.k esuihs
room. alsn b.iroora. so2 Van nurrn ~ ~
thar une occupy same rconi. spi Taylor.
Man y. fosics. - d.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-11

WANTED 20 buy secondhand furniturs and
s.oys Of all sisds. Bet eHsh prices paid
Pkons zoos. nip
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-07-23
Boys Suits at Reduced Prices-2O per

Boys Suits at Reduced Prices-20 per
cent off on Wash Suits for little gents.
Shirts, Blouses and Underwear, K. & E.
make, at Cearnce Price.of 20per ct. OFF.
Mems and Young Mems Shirts-Latest
patterns In Soft Shirts, Fine Silk Shirts,
Madras and Linen mixtures, Crepes, all
20 at Clearance Prices. Work Shirts and.
Underwear at 20 per cent off.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-07-23
Railway Brotherhoods
But Partly Satisfied

Chicago, July 22-It was Are-
ported last night that 10 of the 10
brothehoods had voted to accept
the rail wage award, with the
proyiso that new demands would
be prepared immediately for pre-
sentatiOn to the Federal Board.
Three of the remaining organiza-
tions are said to have rejected the
award, favoring an immediate
referendum on the strike issue
The remaining three, which, it
was reported, included the Bro
therhood of Railway Trainmen,
and the order of Railroad Con-
ductors. were said to be ION the
fence"
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-07-23
new SCHOOL. and
CHILD LABOR Law

For the benefit of those not under
standing the new school law and that
pertaining to child labor the follow
ing will be enhghtening:
Every normal child compelled to at
tend some school, common, private or
the ages of six and sixteen, unless
such child is not in proper physical or
mental condition to attend school, and
unless such child has completed the
grades. In case children attend pri-
vate or parochial schools, such school
shall provide a term that mast not be
for a shorter period than the term
for the common school, and the teach
ers and the course of study in such
private or parochial schools must be
approved by the state board of edu-
cation; and such private and parochial
schools shall report attendance in the
same manner as common schools.
Employment certificates may be is
sued to children between fourteen and
sixteen years of age, in accordance
with the provisions of law regulating
the employment of children. Such
children who have not satisfactorily
completed the grades shall attend the
continuation school, when established,
for not less than four nor more than
eight hours each week throughout the
regular term.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-07-23

railway which threatened to disrupt
the greater part of the Chinese en-
pire.
An American-owned ranch in Mex
leo has been raided, it is said, by rev
olutiOnists and the state department.
has been notified.
Jack Johnson came across the Mex
lean border to negotiate" with Off
GERS regarding giving himself up
when American officers did away with
any formality and took the big fight
Ell in charge. Johnson stands con
victed of white slavery.
At Graham, N. c., negroes whose
incarceration for alleged assault ere
ated riot have been spirited away
and no further trouble anticipated.
At East Liverpool, o., Wednesday,
one man was shot and killed and
three others seriously wounded after
a drinking party.
The balance for the first six months
for the American Telephone and Tel
egraph company is more than $4,000
900 more than during and before the
war, according to statements issued
by officials of the company.
The reported capture of Grover
Bergdoll, convicted draft dodger,
is denied by government officers
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-07-23
LATE news FLASHES

Railway men in New Orleans battle
against shop and union rules, threat
! enin gadditional trouble there.
Coal cars are being given the right
of way in order to relieve the acute
shortage III the northwest.
In Pittsboro, Miss, John Ivy, 65,
once repreived after having been
sentenced to death, was hung, the
governor refusing to interfere.
1t is CLAIMED that the Zeppelin, Ger
man airship patents, have been ac-
quired by the Goodrich company, of
Akron, Ohio.
1t is said that Georges Carpenter,
French heavyweight champion, clean
ed up $4,000 as result Of his re-
cent visit to the United States.
The release of Eugene Debs is de-
manded by the Farmer-Labor candi-
date, who viii seek the aid of the
president.
Chinese army chief has offered
peace terms in order to have fighting
stopped as a result of the railway
controversy.
BILLY" Dansey, kidnapped boy, is
said to have been found in Cleveland
The drys claim they viii ignore the
care, of Cox and Harding. The result
will doubhtless be the same.
Reported that Jews are being slain
BY oleS during their retreat.
American marines, together with
officers from the Japanese and Brit
ish armies, have taken hand in
forcing the reopening of the Chinese
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-07-23
MUCH REAL ESTATE
BEING TRANSFERRED
Big Demand For Both City and
County Property-Increas-
ing Families

Mr.. L. w. Dunbar, hustling
sales manager for the Freeman
Realty Company, who believes in
making things go and is doing
some demonstrating as he goes
along, reports the sale of the pro-
perty on Second street of Mrs. S.
d. Parrish to Miss Elizabeth
Smith, of this city, consideration
So, 500. This is but one of sever
al transfers of real estate to the
credit of the youthful manager
recently, who reports steady de-
mand for property both in Rich
mond and Madison county, adding
that those desiring to purchase
want good quality" and willing
to pay for the same, denoting
great confidence in the future Of
the local vicinity. The real es-
tate dealers are the ones truly in
position to feel the pulse of the
peOple-except physicians but
trictly speaking of real estate
there has been more farms sold,
more large farms reduced to
smaller ones, for the accommoda-
ton of the purchaser, during the
the past year than the five years
previous. This means that there
are more men of family seeking
their future home in this vicinity.
Some of the largest real estate
deals in the way of country pro-
perty have been recorded in this
and adjoining counties within the
past few months.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-07-23
Summer Complaint In Children

There is not anything like so
many deaths from this disease
now as before .-hanberlain's Gel
ic and Diarrhoeas Remedy came
into such general use. When this
remedy is given with castor Gil
as directed and proper care IS ia
ken as to diet, It is safe t" say
that fully ninety-nine out OF every
hunded cases recover. Mr. w. @.
Campbell, of Butler. IeEc.. says,
81 have used i-hambcr,au1's Colo
and Diarhoea Remedy for s.pn-
mer complaint in children. 1t is
far ahead of anything I nave ever
used for this purpose
Jack Dempsey is said to be in
need of money and will box col
ore idas well as white men.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-07-23

Lexigtonians are going to have a
man come with an airship and take
them up. An airship is not necessary
to get some of the residents of that
city up in the air.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-07-23
Chamberlain's Collie and DiarrhOea
Remedy

This medicine always wins the good
opinion, if not the praise, of all who
use it. Try it when you have need of
such a remedy.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-07-23
New Restaurant

Those good ham sandwiches
and first class meals at Mrs.
Shaw's restaurant east side of
railroad track, l.. & N. depot.
172 cod lot
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-07-23

Get ready to register Saturday, if
YOU have moved recently, or become
of age, are a new resident, etc.
Richmond daily register. (Richmond, Madison County, Ky.) 1917-1978, 1920-07-23
PUBLIC SALE OF LOTS FOR
CITY TAXES
| will on Saturday. August 18th.

VIII on Saturday, August 9TH,
1870. at 2 o'clock p. m., in front of
the City Hall door, corner of
Fist and Irvine streets in the city
OF Richmond, KY, sell for cash
toy unpaid tax bills, penalty and
interest and costs, for the year
1919, the following parties prop
erty, real estate, or enough there
OF to pay the amounts specified
below if not paid before said date.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-01
NEWS OF MISHAWAKA
Ne1STfres office 12O Lincoln Way W. Phone Mishauuka 10
MAN IN THE STREET

they receive The board is made
up OF gallant gentlemen. and we
just know they will attend to the
matter without delay.
The Fellowship club OF Mishawa-
ka is going to be a winner If one
may Judge from the success of its
first dinner or fran the class of
citizens that has identified them
selves with IL
Pres't NJ. W. Mix diatribe on the
press didn't offend US in the least,
because we knew lie wasn't refer
ring to The News-Times or to US.
excepting by his reference 10 the
large number OF advertisements we
carry.
Quoting Mr.. Mix: The local
representatives Of the press do their
/. 'damndest,' etc You bet your
life. Mel. and get hell all the way
down the line.
The only solution OF the problem
In our opinion is for Mr.. Mix or
some other good citizen 10 come
across with the quarter OF a million
dollars necessary to get the city a
daily of its own, and then to sub
sidize It for the same amount. Why,
the city doesn't even support its
very own weekly newspaper. which,
without the aid OF its job printing
department, would have starved TO
death long ago.
In any case, we thank Mr.. Mix
for the exceedingly kind refer
ences to the local press representa-
tives.
"Cascaret' Charlie Ostrom had
every reason to swell up on the din
ner occasion. But for the way he
worked the thing out, asleep and
awake, there would never have
been any Fellowship club in Misha-
waka.
What we would like TO know is,
does Duncan Campbell smoke cigar
cites during prayer at the church
he goes to?
Since Harry Clark launched out
into the doughnut business we can
never know when to expect our col
lar back from his laundry. And.
Harry. they tell us that the holes
in your fried cakes are widening
with every fresh batch. Shame on
you, Harry.
1t would be a little unseemly and
undignified. OF course. but how fine
it would be IL we could suspend the
rules for brief spell. just long
enough for Mishawaka to give South
Bend a rafting good larruping when
she talks about annexing us. p. S.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-01
DEATHS
MRS. HOWARD KRoNEwTTTER.

Mrs. Howard Kronewitter. p
years Old. residing on a farm four
miles east OF the city, died Satur-
day afternoon at St Joseph's hos
pital after a two weeks illness with
influenza. She is survived by her
husband her mother. Mrs Clarence
Fisher, OF this city. two sons. George
and Harold. a daughter. Wilma, a
brother. Rexie Seton, and three sis
tiers. Mildred Seton, Mrs. Ray Noel.
LAGRANGE, Ind. and Mayme Fisher
She was born April so. 1895. at
LAGRANGE, Ind. Her maiden name
was Nava Seton and she was mar
ried eight years ago 10 Howard
Kronewitter They moved 20 Mish
awake Immediately following their
marriage.
The funeral service will be held
Tuesday afternoon at two o'clock at
the Finch and Sprague chapel.
y. Main So. Rev. G.. W. Titus will
officiate. Burial will be In Fairview
cemetery.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-01
ANNUAL BANQUET OF
RUBBER COMPANY Is
ELABORATE AFFAIR

Thrty-two members Of the office
force % he Rubber Regenerating
Co. enjoyed the annual banquet held
Saturday evening in the new banquet
hall Of the Hotel Mishawaka J. J..
Murphy. office manager as toast
master presented the speakers OF the
evening who were Mayor r. W.
Gaylor and +. L. Peed Of New York.
The South Bend Conservatory or
Chestra furnished the music through
out the evening
Miss Luella Fischman and Miss
Thclma Page contributed vocal Sc
lections and Duke Staples Of South
Bend gave several representations
and songs The RubrecO quartet
--ompOsed OF VI. Reese. &. Schade. r.
Graves and r. Peterson, rendered a
number Of original parOdies. other
numbers on the program were. a
monologue entitled Things Not
Real by L. A. Etter and Who's
who b. G.. n. Lawrence.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-01

4 MlSSOurldn claims TO have seen
tho picture OF his dead wife and
child on the ceiling and that il re-
manned for 90 hours. our notion
is that when visions OF that kind
appear. the beholder ought TO turn
"a deaf ear TO all entreaties and
stick closely TO the Eighteenth
Amendment
Paragraphing would be invested
with fewer embarrassments II IL
were not necessary in these sneezy
days TO pause every thirty seconds
10 give the old snorting snout a
twist and pull.
We suppose that thirsty patriots
are too whelmed with yearn-
ing at this time TO realize that 1t is
better 10 have loved and lost than
never to have lost it all.
old Victor Linn Berger would
smell the same II his name were
Rose.
A merchant phones 10 tell US to
take hope as he intends TO put on
"a heart-breaking pants sale" in
about two weeks What good can
a pant sale do in the sweet by-and-
by WREN the seat Of ones difficulty
is loea,eG in the painful nOw-and-
now?
Turn about is fair play. You tell
your troubles to the policemen. Let
the policemen tell their troubles
to you. Mishawaka policemen who
have families TO support on S115 a
month are as full of troubles as an
orphan street dog is of fleas.
"Old people are so beautifully
young" sings a real bard. We
like that. for it is true poetry. 1t
contrasts sharply with the disagree
able truth that young people now
adays are frequently too horribly
old
Every workingman in the city
is getting his wages increased these
days A fireman or policeman who
is satisfied with $115 a month isn't
worth $15 a month.
NIishawaka is going TO make this
a wonderful year. She faces the
rising sun and she intends to make
"a record all the way from boots TO
pulleys.
Christmas being now safely by
and forgotten" writes a citizen to
an indianapolis paper. That man
must have paid cash.
The season OF the league Of ma
tons has opened with Uncle sam
at the knothOle.
Now that the Mishawaka board
Of education has listened to the de-
nands OF teachers under its care
for increased salaries, we suggest
that It should give a kindly thought
70 the city librarian and her assist
ants. More accommodating, polite
and altogether charming young
women would be difficult to find
in any center. That they most GER
tainlv deserve an increase is very
evident to those who know the
amount of the miserable pittance
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-02-01

And we would agree in advance not
20 annex her
Wouldn't il be great IL we could
see such fine citizens as A d. War
ner more frequently az our public
functions?
We recognized unfamiliar political
symptoms. yesterday, when we told
a democrat who said he was think
ing Of voting the republican ticket
that he was an apostate and a rene
gade. he told US 20 go to hell. He
was one of the highest tempered
Irishmen we ever saw.
An oxford Assyriologist has found
from ancient tablets that Mother Eve
was not responsible for the fall OF
men. We have always contended
that Adam was a blooming liar.
If we were a girl. with our pres
ent lights before us, we believe we
would hold TO the doctrine that the
month before marriage should be de-
voted TO meditation and prayer, and
thus avoid the killing grind OF pre-
liminaries.
Hon. 10 Sea Fuss Daniels is hav-
ing quite a tilt with Admiral Sims
When the Lord said, Love your
enemies" probably He had no idea
that the time would come when the
enemy would want the same office
one aspired to.
The Chicago baby born with teeth
will likely be profiteering by the
time he is four years old.
A highbrow subscriber wants us
TO settle a dispute by deciding why
the statue of Venus dc Milo has no
arms. We must back away from
anything affecting the physical char
acteristics of Venus de Milo, al
though we have our views.
Lloyd George predicts a united
Ireland. but so far Ne has been
able to find only an ignited Ireland.
When a man lives to middle age
without being married, it is a sign
that there is no widow in the world
who wants him.
Someone observes that the women
are feminine because they whiten
their noses when they go TO vote.
But the men use to redden their
noses prior to voting. Nasal chro-
mates are not confined to the gent
Ter sex.
Cobblestones paving has disappear
ed in the United States, says Fred
Rankert. But, Fred. it would be
painful if it was still in use, for the
rafting of the waterwagon would be