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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-01

Eleven Mr.. Upham SAID. nave
failed to riourh money to care Tor
their expdand the difference has
been forw{o them by the national
committee No other states. Nevada
and New hire, all money raised
in tho statbeen spent for the state
campaign. Ida raised S90o.s6 and
BRscsiving Ala.
The elovites which received help
from natlheadQuartcrs with the
amounts, al
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-01
BRAIN TEsIS||.|
BY SAM LLOYD.
x Minutes to Answer This
no. 6oA

uers are some questions ABOUT -
trees that Will make US al put on 49, 49,,
What tree is Father EeptuneH
what is the saddest tree voetul iovSs.Es
w stSte an. is represented by tive iettsss
what one is the schoolboys ofo
what tree signifes yie,99rS i.
W Whst one one reminds US Of twinsf
W-hst ono means level? iEl.
What is the favortte tree ,.h,sH 4
what tree IL 18th the tho Se', e.t we.rf
VII trce do we take from tho fuTn et'sS
| WWyhat tree do VIC like to chew!
What tree is an eft,sepestea f SaS. beS.st
what tree might Cleopetr~ n 49,
| interested int ,..A ,,aaf -
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-01

I'll. landlady placed 2oe on The ., scgs.
Ter f, 70 cut ~ pounds: She toGn -
Lou,S Tor iSc and Invested ths y.
p% u S cents in pickles
Iconvrirht, 1920. by Sam Loydl ]
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-01
REPUBLICAN FINANCES
(cont1nusd Prom Page ous)

opined that the language OF the bu.le-
tin. which he said was designed to en-
courage the field workers. nigh, be
taken as 4 manifestation OF good sales
manship. oveT-enthusiasm. or Just
plain bull"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-01
Yo1 RAI1

rox gA11-Farm containing 3is acre
I Il. miles west q WhssIinsc s and ~
miles west Of ST. Clairsyille' OniS
paved road. good soil mostly lims.sdsnNG
2 orchards o, sesS With 81 ofSurnae.;xafsS,s
nos and Detco-Light. Would make A.
deal dairy farm. Otto Rottnelst = y
clsirsviiie. o., R D. No. - elsl3a
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-01

Yon 1AI1-1 Ford truck for sale W..
small body, Just tho thinE Tor I.fs
hauling, In first class condition.
28tl.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-01
WAI1 AID R11rAx1 U11

wAHr1D-Ladies and men car elsanefG
q. 4 o. r. R., eth and water 81.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-01
To1 sAL1-At real barEa,n. y. a -

1oH aALH-Ata real bargain, IL asfsS
po OF Ts Point, O.. miles east etI
seslIsviile, Ohio. Good 8 rooM !nogsS
with cellar. Good barn; granary.ss3
other out:buiidinEs. Well and si.tss PIE g
i snr,nr. 20 acres Of virgin eak ttnl2
her her. This Is known a. the John .tsnS
,Sc recent death Of tho owner
JoSn steiner, Powhatan Point, ~:
| d. No Box II. ..r- -
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-01

upham Olives TIE Tiszxss.
alOsk0 Aug 2hThA nAn1.hlinA,
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nm rnrr-s rooms and bath tts.ees -
Turon ST.: > rooms and bath t5b.yys q
Huron 81, Call 1312 Main 6t. GILL! "
CoI RITr-Nicsly furniaAs ~ fooUs ~
M,ht housekeeping and sloeptnG.
NV ind floor new IntsltSenesr
Ib0b Market 81 y SL-sssc.-.... q
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01
Just Folks
By EDGAR A. GUEST
PHILOSOPHY.

It's all worth while, he used to say
When difficulties lined his way.
I've never known trouble yet
l wasn't glad that l had met
The minute had seen IL through.
Because 1t proved what l could do.
I've feayed II, looking straight ahead,
I've had my share of doubt and
dread
And yet, when II was over,
Looked backwards with laughing
eye
And to myself I'd always say:
You'll boast about that task some day.
I've never known man so great
That didn't hunger to relate
The hardships and the cares he'd
known
Before success was his to own.
The hunger that had made him whine
Had also helped to make him fine.
The failures that had tried his soul
And seemed barrier TO his goal
Had changed their bitterness for
sweet
And now are memories to repeat
Mans greatest Joy beneath the sun
Is to recall what he has done.
Today laugh at yesterday
And all the cares that came my way |;
The past Is only grim to those
Who left their courage with its woes
Who plods along new joys to win
Looks back at trouble with grin,
And boastfully at times repeats
The misery OF his defeats.
He tells his hardships with smile
And holds that they were all worth
while.
For all the secret joys that last
Spring from the hardships of the past
So into every round OF care
And every battle with despair
plunge. remembering the fun
That 1t will mean when am done.
What hurts me now will some day be
A very pleasant memory.
And laughingly i may recall
In future years the present fall.
What seems today fearful test
May be tomorrow's source of jest,
And all that calls for courage stout,
Some day I'll proudly boast about.
'cnnvvtsht hv ndsar A. GuestS
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01
Rann-dom Reels
By HOWARD L RANN
THE TRAINED NURSE.

TINE trained nurse is q ministering
i angel who is hired to let other
people sleep.
There are two people who have
proven that the world would be bet
ter off If sleep had never been invent
ed. One of them is Thomas A. Edison
and the other is the bright-eyed train
ed nurse who can sit up all night for
a week and look as fresh as a plate
of homegrown lettuce. Mr.. Edison
has not used any sleep to speak Of in
his business for years, and his close
friends and associates say that when
he feels any coming his way he holds
his head under the cold water faucet
until the attack passes.
When. a nervous, high-strung busi-
ness man comes down with an ulcer
ated tooth which hangs on like one
armed man at club dance he refuses
to allow any sleep to enter the house,
thus making it necessary to engage a
trained nurse who is accustomed to
sit bolt upright for weeks at stretch
without uttering a blink of any kind.
There is nothing more soothing than
the entrance of graduate nurse and
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01
The UnSalaried
DrunnerS
BY George Matthew Adams.

TF YOU are Merchant or Manufac-
i turer, the most valuable assets you
have are the unrecorded ones in the
form of Satisfied Customers-the Men
and Women and Children that come
into your store or other stores unan-
nounced, and leave as unfussedly. to
carry on and on the Message Of the
value behind the Goods you sell.
1t is the Unsalaried Drummer who
makes 1t possible for you to win in
Business.
Into every Town, City-Country, do
The Unsalaried Drummers go-every-
where your Goods go, they go. And
what your Merchandise is, they are
as Drummers. The people who read
your Books, ride In your Cars, the
Stenographers who run your Typewrlt-
ers, those who wear the Clothes you
make and the Food you prepare
each is an Unsalaried Drummer for
you. Ever think of II this way?
Each time you lower the highest
Standard of what you make or sell.
you take away that much. maybe a
million times. from the efficiency OF
your Unsalaried Drummers.
Every Man and Woman with suffi-
cient Brains to Think. is a possible
Drummer for you to seii--and each
is your Drummer at NO COST to you.
So that your greatest concern remains
not for those merely under the range
Of your Eye, but those you never see
The Unsalaried Drummers--who
daily, rain, hail or shine, distribute to
the farthermost points of the Earth.
and hourly work at your Success or
Failure-unannounced
Oh, Business Man! In your mad
fret and scramble for the Dollar. do
not forget the endless number of Un-
salaried Drummers that are able to
Make or Break you.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01
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won't when you know who they are
"They have spoiled my picnic In the
park, said Elsie, "and 4 am sure }
shall never like raindrops again.
But wait until tell you about
them y said the fairy. Those are my
sister fairies, and the only time we
ever have holiday Is when we. can
disguise ourselves as raindrops and
have a day or"
"a day Off" questioned Elsie.
"What do you mean by thatT
"Oh, dear! Didn't you know that a
fairy Is just as busy as can be. run
ming about and whispering good things
into the ears OF children who think
wrong things?"
"No; didn't" said Elsie. 81 never
heard you whispering to mer'
"Oh, yes, you have--many times"
replied the Fairy. "Only. of course.
you did not know II was fairy who
made you do right"
'But why are YOU not having boli-
day, too?" asked elsie.
II was until you said such things
about us, and then had to change
my dress and come TO tell you who
the raindrops are. We work so hard
all the time that l am sure now you
will not be cross with us for having
a shollday, and when you see how
bright and green everything is to.
morrow in the park l am sure you
will forgive us for playing today"
When Elsie opened her eyes. for
of course, she had been asleep the
Fairy had gone. But outside were ali
the little rnindrops chasing each Other
down the window pane, and as Elsie
watched them with great interest now
one drop, larger than the others
stopped until It was pushed on by III,
others.
THAT drop must have been m,
Fairy" thought Elsie. "Oh, you cum
ming little raindrops don't hate yo,
at ALL love you, and am glad yol
have good time." she said. "and II
never be cross and cry again whel
II rains, for ! shall know II is n fair
holiday, and ] do hope did not spoI
the day for the little Fairy who toll
me about II by being cross"
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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01
LastNight'sDreanls
What They Mean
DID YOU DREAM OF LACK OF
CLOTHING?

WTHAT is called one of the stand
w ard" dreams, one which is most
annoying and one which everybody al
most, has experienced at least once in
his life. some people many times, is
the dream of finding oneself in q
thronged street or In room filed
with people and suddenly realizing
that one is only partially clothed or
not clothed at all. In these dreams
the people with whom we find ourself
do not appear to take any notice of
our unconventional condition, but the
dreamer Is much disturbed and en-
deavors to escape. This dream has
received particular attention from
those scientists who for more than
half century have been investigating
the phenomena of dreams re-
garded as purely mental (or more ac-
curately psychicI. or as physicol mani
festations. The dream In question is
said to he the basis of Hans Chris
tlan Andersen's story, "The Emper.
ors New Clothes" and has been done
into poetry by the German author,
Fulda, in "The Talisman." II Is
called by the scientists STANDARD"
or typical" dream because II is one
which Is experienced by all persons
I'm an identical or almost identical
are peculiar to ourselves.
The empires. those who interpret
dreams in the old. superstltious. tradi-
tional mystic and unscientific manner
declare the dr0m under consldera-
tion to be bad omen. though they do
not all agree just how bad. They
say It signifies that people are con-
spring against you; that you are soon
TO receive an insult you will be dis
appointed in your friends and rela-
tives and II is warning TO you to
mend your ways.
Those scientists who strive TO &c.
count for dreams by referring them to
a physical source say that this dream
| is simply the result of sensations
| caused by the bedclothes slipping off
But that does not hold for we fire.
! quently have the dream when covered
up warm.
Professor Freud. the latest and the
most celebrated of investigators o'
dream sources, says in his book, "The
Interpretation of Dreams" that the
dream is based upon recollection OF
our earliest childhood. When we were
babies we were seen with indifference
by relatives, strangers and servants
scantily dressed and were moi
ashamed. These recollections of baby
hood. imprisoned dormant and unre
callable in our waking hours. ar,
liberated to us In the dream state
Our feeling OF uneasiness and desir,
to escape though no one notices
our nudity. Is reflex from th'
repression" of our later lives durinl
which the habit OF being properl.
clothed In public has become part 20
our normal existence.
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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01

T ASIA week go veesit town where
IL flu bug still worka steady. Mosta
place we gotta over top weeth f.u cam
paign, but deesa place leetle belinda
yet. Policeman say before ! stay here
/ gotta pass examinash and wenra
flu mask lika dog muzzle. l no lika
deesa way and for seexa blocks ! runa
so fast for leava town l pass every
ting but examinash. Mebbe hees gotta
too moocha start. dunno. Cop catcha
me. Judge fina me tree bucks, geeva
me flu mask and say am isolate for
two days. BY time l gotta all feex up
for stay out of jail so late heesa no
use for show up at frien's house.
But ! no lika deesa dog muzzle any
way. Maka look too moocha lIka
somating else. One ting you can looka
everybody you owe straighta cen one
eye and he no can tella you for dees-
guise.
While I am waita for flu to leava
town l getta acqunint weeth one swell
checker. / begin tlnk mebbe flu no
so bad till go veesit her house one
night. When sheesa TAXA dat dog muz-
zle off. saccre Lulu, shoes gotta face
just lika mo Mans Land"
Nexa day telegraph letter to Pres.
dent Weelson for aska heem please
eef he make feefteen points for stead
Of fourteen. l goota great admire for
one hees point on freedom Of da seas.
But l geeva suggest he maka one for
freedom of da sneeze.
No gooda firsta class sneeze gotta
chance belinda flu mask. Wot you
tink?
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01
Beauty Chats
By EDNA KENT FORBES
THE TEETH.

NNCE every six months the woman
" who values her good looks will
go to dentist and have her teeth
looked after During this time. very
little decay can take place, and such
tiny cavities as appear can be fixed
with small expense and trouble. The
longer the time between visits. the
greater the damage to the teeth and
the more painful the fixing
At this half-yearly visit, the teeth
shodld be cleaned by the dentist. All
the tiny lime deposits that collect
and yellow the teeth are removed by
a small knife like instrument. the
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01

teeth are then cleaned with powdered
pumice on small whirlIng brush,
and then cleaned again with chalk.
They look beautifully white.
To keen them white-though milk
white teeth are ho longer considered
so beautiful-a little peroxide may be
used once week. This foams in
side the mouth and is one of the best
antiseptics that could be used. But
daily use would injure the gums.
The woman should find out from her
dentist whether she is subject to acid
mouth or not. and which dentifrice
would suit her best.
The teeth should be brushed twice
a day. night and morning. Many
recommend three times daily, but
this is almost needless cleanliness.
The brush should be used up and
down, not crosswise, so the bristles
can penetrate between the teeth.
This saves much decay and dis
fgurement.
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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01
THE FAIRIES HOLIDAY.

0NE morning when Elsie got up
~ she found II was raining very
hard aud that of course put an end 10
all that Elsie had planned for the day.
She was to take her lunch with
some other girls and their mothers
and go to the park for picnic.
Elsie did not want any breakfast.
She did not want to say good morning
even. She was cross at everybody be-
cause II rained.
81 just think IL is too mean for any
thing. this old rain to come and spoil
our fun." she said.
"But, my dear, the park will be
much sweeter and cleaner after the
rain" said her mother. "Be good
cheerful little daughter and smile"
But Elsie would not smile. She
pouted and even cried. and when
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01

breakfast was over she went sulkily
upstairs to the playroom and looked
out of the window.
"Horrld old raindropsl" Elsie said.
II just hate raindrops."
"Oh, l am sorry" said voice be-
side her; "for those are my sisters out
there on the window pane"
On the arm of the big chair in which
she was sitting, Elsie saw a pretty lit
tie creature all In silver, which
sparkled like diamond, ard she knew
that her visitor was a fairy, because
she carried wand.
81 am sorry you hate the raindrops,
said the fairy again. II am sure you
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01
cabbaae Salad De Luxe.

Shred tender crisp cabbage very
fine; add shredded coconut and shred
ded blanched almonds. Add n mayon-
naise to which has been added plenty
of whipped cream. Garnish the salad
with slivers of fresh green pepper.
Take the tender tops of sprouted
turnips, dress with French dressing
and serve as salad. This will be
something new and very good. One
may spread the turnips out near the
light. bushel or so, and the tops
may be cut from time to time, keeping
fresh green salad at hand. These
green's are also pretty used as a gar
nish.
WeAA. MlexmeaQ
Copyright. 1920. Western Newspaper Union. }
\
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01
POOR GIRL

She had been an unconscionable
fIirt. Now she sat on the knee Of her
fiance, and was pensive.
"What 10 u, sweetheart7" cooed the
lover.
"oh nothlnul" she sighed.
"Yes, but something 10 troubling
my precious"
"only that my airIhood 10 disap-
pearino, and II has been . glorious
time"
"But you mustn't let Il"
~ can't help II. You see I'm on
my last lap right now"
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01

Simple Good Things.
A simple dessert which is easy to
prepare and wholesome for the chill
dren is:
Rice With Prunes and Bananas.
Take well-cooked rice, mold in small
cups or molds and around each place
alternate pieces of cooked prunes and
sliced bananas. Sprinkle lightly with
sugar and cover with whipped cream.
The addition of bit of lemon juice
with a bit OF the grated rind Of the
fruit itself is rather fiavorless. Orange
juice with a bit of the grated rind of
the fruit may be used also.
Rice is also very nice served with
fig sauce. Take one cupful of figs,
stew in two cupfuls of water and a
tablespoonful of sugar until they are
very tender, add a teaspOonful of
lemon Juice and serve a tablespoonful
of the sauce with each helping Of the
rice.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01

her soft-roll shirt waist into home
from which sleep has been banished by
an able-bodied husband who has the gal
Looping toothache and wants everybody
in the block to know 1t, This enables
a wearied wife to drop at full length
into a leather chair and sleep until
she has crick In the neck which
follows her around for several days.
The trained nurse is obliged to
obey the doctors orders and feed the
patent medicine and run spirit
thermometer down his throat at reg
ular intervals. As the average pa
tient, particularly of the male sex,
soon develops a temper that would
raise blisters on tin roof she is
obliged to mix tact with the medicine
and sometimes a little brute force.
II must be admitted that the trained
nurse earns her money and gets 1t.
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The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01
THE MIRACLE.

Yesterday. he was n common NUT
But things have slipped a cog.
Who calls him common now. q a nut
We bought him-he's Our Dogi
FINNICAN FILOSOFY.
Ut isn't tn hookwurrm that
tn airly burrd ketches.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01
NO INNOvATIONi
BEING Honest with J. 2.

Dear Offagin-Do you sign your
stuff because you think 1t is goodE,J.
T.. La Crosse. Wis.
No, no. Jayeff. far from 1t. We are
past forty, and rid Of all illusions.
But we are deeply impressed with the
advice that all writer's should sign
their stun. and are doing this In a
spirit of self-sacriflce, and to show
our nerve.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01
These rhInas Annoy One So.

Dear Offagln--You think you're
mighty smart. so let's see II you
can answer real conundrum, one
made up my own self. This is
1t: What Is the difference between
tailor and a freshly tarred auto
mobile road?-L. b., Rolla. Mo.
We suppose, smarty, that It Is
because one makes mems wear
and the other makes men swear
eh, what?
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01
notheryG Cookbook
Simple Good Things.

There is no situation In life so bad
that II cannot be Observation-Disclosures.
The Beaver herald. [volume] (Beaver, O.T. [Okla.]) 1895-1923, 1920-04-01

You think ian hours an hourr Well,
you get another guess.
Some hold great deal more of good.
some hold great deal OF less.
The hours when the day Is old, ana
resting time draws nigh.
Are feeble. tottring hours and they
creep instead Of fly.
The noontime hour Is tagging somes
and goes on weary feet
The morning hours are the ones that
simply cart be beat!
The morning-when you're full of pep.
the whole big day aheadi
The terrors of the night are gone, 6is-
couragements are ied.
It's youth again and truth againocomo
back with hope renewed.
with yester's wisdom standing by to
check each impulse crude.
The early. pearly hours ere the oues
that can't be beat .
The huriy-burly hours when the day
is young and sweeti
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-12-10
SACK KILLARNEY SHOPS
Uniformed Men Smash Windows
in Irish City.
Persons to the Number of 673 Have
Been Killed or Injured Up to
November 27.

London, Dec. 4.-Uniformed men Wis.,
tied Killarney, Ireland, and smashed
nearly all the windows in the business
section of the city. Damage estimated
at several thousand pounds was done
with small hammers and stones, says
a Cork dispatch to the Evening News.
Glasgow, Dec. ,4.-The police arrest
ed six persons of Irish nationality
here, three Of them women, on charges
of reasonable conspiracy. 1t is stated
that gelignite, gunpowder, guncotton,
detOnators, hand grenades, revolvers
and cartridges, as well as Sim Fein
literature, were found in their houses.
London, Dec. 4.-The government
suffered a defeat in the ho1seof lords
when an amendment to the Irish home
rule bill submitted by Baron ~Qran-
more and Browne. proyidIng for the
establishment Of q senate k9T southern
ireland f-was eaEEled aassinst the gov:
ernment BY a Eass oof 70 to S6. 1t
was explained that the object of the
amendment was to safeguard the mi
nority southern unionists. Lord Shan
iit5i n6h moved az iaH1miendnsnf pr6Eidfng
for a joint session Of the southern and
northern senafes as q Substitute fol-
fhe Irish council. This amendment
was adopted, 4S to "a. An amend
ment bestowing a second chamber OF
! the Ulster parliament also was adopt
ed. Persons to the number Of 67;
have been killed or wounded in Ire
land to November 27 Of the presen
year by anti-government elements, &C
cording to a statement issued by tn
home oftice:
Operatives of Scotland Yard VIII
are dealing with the Sim Fein organi
zation in London, continued actiy
searching of residences and bushes
houses in various parts of the city.
The police are maintaining tn
greatest secrecy with regard to thei
operations.