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Evening journal., 1920-10-06
By MILDRED MARSHALL,

salnted name which proved a Ia
yorile among Slavoian women.
10 was quickly contracted, how
ever. to Ida or Lidska. The Rus
SLAMS call 10 Ljudmilla. Ida was
popular In England and likewise IN
This country To the modern GUS
tom OF changing al" into "y" wher-
ever possible may be attributed TO
LYDIA which Is In vogue today.
The opal is Lyda's lalismanic gem.
Il will prove a protection against
sorrow and will bring her great per-
sonal charm. according TO an old be
lief. Friday Is her lucky day and 6
her lucky number.
Evening journal., 1920-10-06
BACK TO 25-CENT
MEALS IN OHIO TOWN

FINDLAI, OhlO.-Thrce restaurants
here are serving 25-cent dinners. in
cluding choice Of fish, or meat. pOia-
toes and gravy, vegetable bread, bu.-
ter and coffee
Evening journal., 1920-10-06

Corn and potatoes,
All Of them cheaper than money;
Apples and plums,
Grapes big as thumbs;
Soft, sifled sunshine poured over them
all;
Hey for the days Of the FAM
Mornings are mystic and tender;
Woods like bouquets
Brighten the days;
Earth is a Wastcr and spender;
Purple and gold
Fold upon fold
Deck her in riotous splendor.
languOrous laZincss
Flavors the haziness;
Something within me responds 10 Is
call;
hey for The days Of the Fall
Copyright, 1920, n. r. A.
Evening journal., 1920-10-06
v Is 1T cox?

v. II IT cox?
The cock. emblem of watchfulness,
is the device used on The coat Of arms
of almost an the COXes, and II has
been suggested that this trait Of
waichfuiness and aleriness is fire.
auently found in the temperament or
those who bear the name. II Is in
ieresi.ng 20 note that In The cent
ury D ctionary OF Names. out or ten
Of me name OF Cox or Coke who are
regarded worthy OF citation, no less
Than five were clergymen apparent
ly this walchfulness and alcrtness
has been directed toward spiritual
and religious matters.
lArlistlc talent is frequently found
among the COxes. there being two
artists cited in this list Of ten and
several others in other dictionaries
OF biography. But there have been
Evening journal., 1920-10-06

WHAT'S INA NAlME'?"
BY MILDRED MARSHALL.
Facts About Your Name Its History It's Meaning; Whence
1t Was Derived It's Significance; Your Lucky Day and
Lucky Jewel
Copyright 1920 by Wheeler Syndicate Inc)
Evening journal., 1920-10-06
Mr.. Dougherty Got This ResultIn
October. Plan Is Easily Tried.

"I tried Don Sung and the results
were far past any expectations. / got
419 eggs In 80 days from 20 hens while
moulfing. ! think this is wonderful, as
thov hardly laid at all before. Frank
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19

A recent night In an eastern city two
policemen saw a man swinglnga wom-
an back and forth from the fourth
story window Of building while she
kept up continuous screaming. They
rushed upstairs and into the room,
saved the woman and arrested the man.
But, they noticed that his eyes were
closed. At police headquarters a doc
tor who examined him said the man
was suffering from nightmare and was
not aware Of what he was doing. II
we lived In that family 1t wouldn't be
necessary to close the windows at
night, they would be nailed down tight
all the time.-Capper's Weekly.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19

Miss Olive Watkins Lipscomb, for
merly of Columbus, who several years
ago, went to China as a missionary,
has returned from abroad and now is
visiting in Nashville, Tenn. Miss
Lipscomb is expected here soon to
visit Mrs. Laura Lipscomb Beard and
other relatives. She is a daughter
of the late Rev. George Lipscomb, for
many years much-loved minister Of
the Methodist Episcopal Church,
South, in Mississippi. 1t is probable
that an effort will be made to get Miss
Lipscomb to give an account of her
experiences as missionary in pub
lie meeting at the Columbus M. E.
Church, South. She will be cordially
welcomed upon her return to her old
home.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19
cultlvatlno Edible Bamboo.

The Japanese edible bamboo has
been successfully introduced into the
southern portion Of the United States
by the department Of agriculture. Sew
eral plantations are now established in
Georgia and Louisiana. Populariza-
tion of the bamboo will furnish large
homegrown supplies of this useful
timber required by our manufacturing
industries. The giant grass grows q
foot day, and its 50-foot stalk is
well adapted for making frames, furni-
ture, ladders. trellises and barrel
hoops. The new sprout is a delicious
vegetable and resembles asparagus in
flavor and in the manner Of its prep
aration. There is an Increasing de-
mand in America for the bamboo TIM
Der, and also for the edible bamboo
shoot.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19

across The gray Atlantic Sic was
practically alone ia waste Of waters.
Not another vessel was IN sight From
out the waves came the tone Of e
fan -of bell The experienced sa3men
on board that ship knew that the
sound had bat one meaning. Some
che was in distress. and yet there
was nothing in sight except a buoy
bobbing up and down on Tic waves.
Inc bell on that buoy brought a mes
sage from under the sea, surely one
of the most remarkable messages
ever told to the world. + dis
closed that the crew of a diver had
been submerged longer than ever pre-
viously known, that some Of the men
had lost consciousness, and. others.
though in full possession of their fa-
culties, had commenced to give up
hope The crew is saved, the COM
mander, following the tradition Of the
sea, being the last to leave the yes
sci. But for the bell, those devoted
seamen must have persisted. Those
strokes on metal, ringing across the
water and penetrating above the noise
of the waves, meant life for thirty
men. The bell kept them from going
to Davy Jones's locker, down in the.
depths Of the sea.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19
LIES SAVING BELLS.

Bells have long been associated in
peoples minds with the sea, and the
dramatic story Of the saving of the
crew Of the submarine So enhances
the valGe # the relationship Sell.
on rocks and buoys are as useful for
9iving warning as red lights on land
Everybody knows how the old pirate
came tc grief for moving the bell from
the Inchcape Rock. Bells sound the
time and call the watch on board ship,
and now we know that bell saved
the lives of the crew of the submarine
So after they had practically given
up hope. A steamer was heading
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19

VISION. COOPERATION. SERVICE
The form Of organizations Of var.
iOus kinds Is undergoing q radical
change as time passes. The type Of
organization, both industrial and com.
mercial, which was able to accomplish
results a few years ago is being
relegated to the scrap heap and an
entirely different system is being De.
veloped
Twentieth Century problems, both
civic and commercial, make necessary
some radical changes in the bodies
which are designated to handle them,
and, while the old organizations did
excellent work in their day and age,
to successfully accomplish the things
which face the modern community q
broader vision and more modern
machinery is an absolute necessity.
That is why the new Columbus and
Lowndes County Chamber of Com
merce is being organized. The new
chamber is designed to give every cit
izen an opportunity, not only to sug-
gest, but to help execute. Built on
the platform of Vision, Cooperation
and Service, the affairs of this body
will hereafter be in the hands of the
entire membership, and the referen-
dun and members forum will be the
means Of personal expression on all
matters of a civic and INDUSTRIAL
character.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19

Rev. G. NJ. Weimer, formerly of
Lebanon. KY. has accepted the call
of the Christian Church of Columbus
TO the pastorate, and will formally be-
gin his labors in October. At prssenl
the Rev. Mr.. Weimer is attending the
National { r,ention Of the Christiar
Church in Saint Louis. During The
pastors absence, the Communion Ser
vice and Sunday School are continued
as usual by the membership.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19
SMALL BLAZE WEDNESDAY,

The Columbus fire-fghters made q
run Wednesday about one o'clock, p,
M, to dwelling house owned by Mrs,
C. H. Ayres and occupied by Mr..
Jud Fuqua and family, at Eleventh
street and Second avenue, North.
sparks from a flue had set fire to the
roof of the house. The blaze was
soon extinguished, the damage being
not more than twenty-five dollars.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19


Attention has been called TO O not
able addition ta the treasures OF the
British museum. ln the shape Of a
colossal Chinese figure In wood. It Is
scuIptured from cleyerly j0lnted
blocks, and represents a figure, IN a
sitting posture, i've feet, eight inches
in height. It Is the first specimen OF
It's kind to be added to the national
collections In Great Britain; the date
is thought to be from l126 to 1910 A.
d. 1t IS to be hoped that the interest
aroused win lead to further study Of
this branch Of art. 1t is pointed out
by writer in the Burlington Maya
zine Of Art thar In Cleveland, O.. a
competent scholar In connection with
the museum Is sent to China to study
the art and collect suitable art treas
ures on its behalf.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19
WINDOW SHOPPING

The peekaboo sisterhood are having
a lovely time getting in their fall
shopping. They are the original
crystal-gazers. They 90 up and
down the line of windows on Market
and Main, noting with intense interest
every alluring item of the seasonal
display within. They shop with the
eyes rather than with the purse. 1t
is a pleasant and inexpensive game,
and one beauty of it is that the shop
pers are not continually taking things
back to be changed. If there is some
thing that doesn't satisfy, it is
chucked into the garnet of oblivion
and is steadfastly forgotten. Wsrk-
ing in unison, the eyes and brain can
forget as easily as remember.
But certainly eyes that love the
beautiful have much to feed upon in
the frontal displays Of the Columbus
temples Of trade. What lovely women
are wearing, or are to wear, not only
concerns the women, but is vital to a
host Of men. The trousered male has
an intense and abiding interest in the
skirted female; and, although he may
pretend contempt for the fashion she
follows, he is nevertheless much in
volved Herewith. He is living in hope
that some day fashion will offer some
thing of which he can cordially APP
prove. lt.may be a vain hope but it is
there.
This time the prospect is. rather
pleasing. There is concession to
what the old-timers call sensible" 1t
is rather encouraging to note that the
ladies are not going to spend the win
ter in their naked wish-bones. The
new crop of Christmas togs are built
with some conception of the ravages of
pneumonia. Women have been expos
iig their Threats and chests unduly, but
for the coming winter, at least, little
more care will be given these vital
parts. The modistes, also, are finding
that by making coats and wraps that
come up to the ears they can get lit
tie more money, and so these low-neck
affairs are not to be so prevalent. OF
course, here in the South, where the
winters are short and mild, it does not
matter as much as in Michigan; but II
the double-reefed, high-geared collars
are to be the vogue in the New Eng
land States they will also be the mode
in the balmy Magnolia State. Winter
fashions are much the same, whether il
be in Buzzard's Bay or Bay st. Louis
A garment that is built to offset the
coal shortage in Boston, may ward off
the burning sun of New Orleans.
There doesn't seem to be lot OF
cheer or encouragement for the mar
who dreamed that his wife's fall and
winter regalia would cost him twenty
five per cent less than last year, anc
that the price of clothes were coming
down. There may be a note of sim.
lplicity in the fall and winter fashions
but it can hardly be said to be reflected
in the price. 1t will continue to cost
the average man heap of money t.
array his partner for her public APP
pearance. But, even at that, She.
worth all she costs--and then some.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19
Aerial Postal In India.

An issue of Shipping and Engineer
ing announces that the Bombay-Kara-
chi aerial postal service is now in OPP
GRAFTON, using three-passenger De Hav-
Hand machines, carrying 1000 pounds
of mail and other baggage. Mails are
delivered in Karachi on the day Of
their arrival In Bombay, and outward
mails are dispatched on the day steam
ers aresdue to leave.
.----. 49, 4. 49,
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19

Mr.. William Myrick has gone to
Starkville to attend A. & NJ. College.
His brother, Mr.. Garrett Myriek, viii
attend school in New Orleans.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19

Mr.. Oscar Hancock, of Jacksonville,
Fla, has returned to the city for the
school session. He win attend school
at the Stephen d. Lee High School.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19

Miss bessie Moore, the capable and
popular clerk Mt the Western Union
Telegraph office, is spending her va
cation with relatives at Houston,
Miss. During Miss Moore's absence
her work is being handled by Miss
Kittye Belle Myrick.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19
PERSONAL MENTION

Mr.. and Mrs. p. G. Hogan and chill
dren of Mobile, Ala, returned to their
home on Saturday, after pleasant
visit to friends here.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19

Regular and systematic advertising
IN The Dispatch win put the BIZ in
your business.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19

Hon. John F. Frierson transacted
professional business in Meridian the
past week.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19

Mr. Joe Ellis, Of Greenwood, is
spending few days in the city with
friends.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19

Miss Mary Alice Lawley has re-
turned from visit of six weeks at
Yazoo City, jackson, Vicksburg and
New Orleans. At Yazoo City, where
she visited her sister, Miss Lawley
was the guest Of honor at q number
of social functions.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19
SHORT NEWS NOTES

Miss Hazel Winters Of Jackson.
Miss. has accepted the position of
assistant secretary of the Mississippi
State College for Women and has en-
tered upon her new duties. She is
most cordially welcomed to Columbus.
Mr. H. IL. Johns of this city, has also
accepted position in the secretary's
office.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19
Largest Circulation in Northeast
Mississippi and Northwes. Ala
bama.
NOTICE mol SUBSCRIBERS.

Subscribers to The Dispatch who
receive their papers by carrier
or through the mails will confer a
favor on the management if they
will file written complaint of any
failure of the paper to reach them
promptly and regularly.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19

Mr.. and Mrs. Duff d. Stephenson
have christened their little daughter,
born September l4th, Andre Lucille.
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19
COLUMBUS DISPATCH

Edited, Owned and Managed by
Ihe Dispatch Printing and Pub. Co
The Columbus dispatch. (Columbus, Miss.) 19??-1922, 1920-09-19

Entered a. the Postoffica at Colum.
bue, Miss, as Second Glass Matter.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-05-12
DUNDEE

Once more the farmers are busy
preparing for another crop. Very
much blowing being done.
Our roads seem TO have been neg
lected, for some are almost impassi-
BILE.
Mr.. Marion York, Red Hill, has
succeeded Mr.. Perry King as black
smith here. Mr.. York is good
smith and we wish him success.
Renfrow and Muffett shipped
stock from here. Saturday, just be-
fore the burning of the stock yards.
Mr.. Ronda Miller is very busy
whitewashing. Will report further
of his progress.
A. p. oBswell and Ronda Miller
went to Fordsville, last Tuesday, on
business.
Uncle Charlie Midkiff. who has
been sick So long, is better and able
to resume his trade, thing.
Uncle Gus St. Clair stands pat for
Woodrow yet, which all right think
ing people are doing.
A. E. Westerfield has the blues
and we fear he is going to take
them with him to N. NJ, where his
heart is longing to be.
Ronda Miller. H. w. and A. p.
Boswell discovered a hawks nest
and found therein, three young
ones. They put them in stump
near, hoping to thus get a chance at
the old ones. Malward Miller de-
cided to set traps that he might get
them. Upon returning, he found
that he had caught both of the old
ones. He also caught another the
same day in a trap which he had
set on the end of a rail. Sum total,
6 hawks. Who can beat this record.
This is no fish story.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-05-12
NlCHE\RS

Mr.. Dewey Growbarger, of Rock
port, and Miss Maize Maddox. one
of McHenry's most charming girls,
motOred over TO Hartford, Tuesday
of last week and were married by
Judge Cook.
Mr.. Eldridge Brown has gone to
Grand Valley. Colo, where he will
meet Mr.. George Growbarger. The
object of this trip is TO establish
homestead claims on government
land.
Mr.. Clint Artkirse has gone to
Louisville to receive treatment for
injuries caused by slate falling on
him while working in the mines.
Mr.. Cummins, of Rockport, has
bought Mr.. John Renders house and
lot.
The. Roarx Bros. have sold their
property here and moved near Louis
VILE.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-05-12
Q O o o O o o o o o o o o o o o
o NEIGHB6RHooD NEWS. o
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CERALvO
CERALVO

May L. Mrs. W. S. Hill and Mrs
Florence Ellis, of Hartford, spent
Saturday and Sunday with Mrs
Hills sister. Mrs l.. p. Fulkerson.
Mr.. Riley Mcdowell has moved
to Hartford and Mr.. w. p. Brown
has bought and moved to the Nc
Dowell farm.
Mr., and Mrs. Richard banks. of
Nelson. was the guests of Mrs.
Dank's parents. Mr.. and Mrs. P. l..
Wood, Saturday and Sunday.
Little Miss Matte Robertson, of
Pond Run, is visiting her aunt, Mrs.
Matte wood.
Miss - Ford and Miss Grace
Hill. of Hartford, spent Saturday
and Sunday With Miss Hills parents,
Nr. and Mrs. Bud Hill.
Mrs. c. r. Fulkerson. of Nelson,
was the guest of Mr.. and Mrs. L. p.
Fulkerson. Saturday and Sunday.
Miss Margaret Hunter has re-
turned home after spending several
days with relatives near Matanza.
Mr.. John Barnard and Mr.. Arth-
ur Everley have bought and moved
to the w. P. Brown farm.
Miss Mary Staples, and Miss Mary
Ethel Everley. of Nelson, spent Sat-
urday and Sunday with Miss Ever
ley's parents, Mr.. and Mrs. c. B.
Everley.
Mr.. John Chancellor has bought
and moved into the house vacated
by Mr.. Arthur Everley.
Mrs. Emma B. Fulkerson has re-
turned home after being at the bed
side of her nephew. Mr.. Jesse l..
Everley, of Rockport, who is quite
sick.
Mr.. Oscar Brown has moved to
he Ed Curtis farm, near Echols,
and Mr.. c. B. Everley has moved in
70 the house vacated by Mr.. Brown.
A surprise birthday dinner was
given in honor of Mrs. Robert Mat
hews, on Sunday April %, it being
Ter 59th birthday. Quite a number
If relatives and friends were pres
mt and all report good dinner and
fine time.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-05-12
CENTERTOWN

Rev. Sanders filed his regular APP
pointment at the NJ. E. church Sun
day.
Misses Pearl Tichenor and Mary
Render were in greensboro from
Saturday till Monda, visiting rela-
tives.
Mr.. S. d. Bosket received thir-
teen thousand lbs. of poultry here,
last Friday.
Miss Ula Reneer who has been
sick for some time is thought to be
improving.
Mr.. Liss Taught has bought a
car.
Mr.. and Mrs. P. o. Mckinney are
visiting relatives at Rockport.
Mr. E. C. Royal and family have
moved to their new residence here.
Mr.. H. S. Royal, of Fordsville,
and Mr.. Ernest Royal, of Whites
vile, were guests of E. c. Royal,
Friday and Saturday.
Misses Onna Lee Brown and Err
ma Tichenor went to Hartford Sat-
urday, shopping.
Mr.. Clyde Boyd, of Detroit, Mich.
has returned home.
Miss Minnie McIntire, of Evans
Vile, Ind, was in town, last week.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-05-12
iting her mother-in-law, at Hart
ford, has returned home.

iting her mother-in-law, at Hart
ford, has returned home.
Sunday school at Cool Springs Is
progressing nicely, having large
crowds and good lessons.
Miss Loula Hines spent one day
last week with her aunt, at Sim
mons.
Miss Gladys Jones and mother.
went to Beaver Dam last Thursday,
shopping.
Miss Coda Goodall, OF Paradise,
and Pvt. Gobel Wilson, of Camp
Knox. KY. eloped last Monday, and
were married.
Miss Elizabeth Wilson, of Green
Brier, and Mr.. Henry Hedger. of
Cool Springs, were married last
Thursday week. We wish them a
long and happy life.
Miss Ennie Hedgier is visiting
her brother, at Louisville, Ky.
Mr.. Ed Wilkerson gave a party
last Saturday night, there was
large crowd and everybody enjoyed
the evening.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-05-12
GREEN BRIAR NEWS

Farming is bad this season, it
rains so much the farmers connot
get any ground broke.
Miss Sallie Mae Kirtley has re-
Gently returned home from Sim
mons, Ky.
Miss Erdine knight who has been
sick, is better.
Mrs. Ella Wilson is ON the sick
list
Miss, Alma Davidson, Of McHenry,
spent last week with her grand
motheS Mrs Polly Hoops who is
very sick.
Mr., Amos Carrie is building new
residence,
Mrs, Aaa Stone who has been Wis
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-05-12
RICKETTS,

May 3.-The Liberty-Ricketts sing
ing class met at Ricketts,, Sunday
afternoon. to select songs for the
convention. which is to be held at
Dundee May 3Oth.
Miss MARITIME Taylor, of Hartford,
spent the weekend with Miss Hill
bred Barnard.
The party given by Mr.. and Mrs
Will Brown, Friday night. was en-
joyed by large crowd. The party
given by Miss Bell Taylor, last We'd
nesday night was also well attended.
Sunday School is progressing very
nicely at Liberty and Hickory and
was organized at Bethel, Sunday.
Miss Dolores Barnard was severe
~ burned last week, when being
tTipped she threw her hand into a
bucket of hot ashes.
Mr.. Crit Martin has purchase a
new car. My! but don't We wish
the mud would settle!
Mr.. Ainslee Barnard has returned
home after spending the winter in
Akron, Ohio.
The Rob Roy troupe played The
Prairie Rose at Cromwell, Satur-
day night. They expect to play at
Beaver Dam, soon.
Messrs. Flemon Moseley, George
Davis and Guy Payton intended to
leave for Akron. Sunday, but / think
we all know why they did not go.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-05-12
Livery, SO

Scene: Small town hotel, wor-
ried salesman at writing desk. Be-
fore him a small pile of money and
a sheet containing a column of ex-
pense account figures.
He adds and frowns. Counts
money and frowns again. Thinks
hard. Frowns harder. Thinks hard
DR.. Frdwn disappears. Smiles.
Leans back in chair.
Holds left hand out in front of
him, and says, "Giddap, boss, gid
dap" Holds attitude a minute.
Then, whoa, boss"
Adds TO column of figures:
Livery 5000"
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-05-12
She Feels Fine Now

Aches and pains often indicate
kidneys out of order. Your kidneys
surely need help-and quickly
when your hands or feet are swollen
and you feel dull and sluggish. lose
your appetite and your energy and
there is a puffy look under the eyes.
Mrs. l.. Gibson, 18th and Edison St..
LaJunta, Colo, writes my kid
neys were giving me great deal Of
trouble for sometime. I took Foley
Kidney Pills and they helped me
,'ss' awey .eel fine now" Adv.
The Hartford herald. [volume] (Hartford, Ky.) 1875-1926, 1920-05-12
Economy Runs

81 went twenty miles on a gallon
yesterday"
That's nothing. Il went two
months on a quart.