The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-04-16
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Here lies mans ancient enemy. Dull Care.
Who disinters the snloyed cuss, Beware!

.OvERAII. clubs" do not strike us as So
luton for the high cost of clothes problem
| You can't beat the W. k. old law OF s. and q.
II the demand for overalls in the space OF a
week becomes abnormal it's a 10 to shot the
I dealers in denim will soak the denim don
ners" BY hitching flock Of toy balloons to
the price tags
However. far be it from this FLIP of Face
tia to discourage the formation OF an overall
club in our village. We're sadly in need of
regular suit of clothes and willing to go to
any extreme to coax the price down quarter
! of a mile or so. To prove our sincerity We
submit the
OVERALL CLUB MARCHING SONG.
Yankee Doodle went to buy
| A coat and pair of pants, sir;
But when he saw the price he cried:
I'll say there is no chance, sir.
CHORUS
Yankee Doodle doodle do
Looked at his old suit sadly:
He rubbed a thin spot in the rear
Then sighed, Il need clothes badly
He scratched his head in deep. deep thought,
| Then beloved forth a cheer, sir.
| 81 know" he yelled lust what " -
| To fix the profteer, sir!' E.
CHORUS.
| Yankee Doodle grinned and said:
! MY idea is bear. sir:
I'll buy pair of overalls
And that's all WILL wear, sir"
He hunted up lot of friends
| Who thought the scheme great, sir
! In overalls they marched through town
i And sang this hymn of hate, sir:
| CHORUS.
| We've changed from suits to overaIIs
| And damned be he whO~switches!
Until the price of clothing falls
Well stick to denim breeches!"
| O.
| ARE nominations in order? If so, we pre-
sent the name of Jack Fisher as candidate
for OmniScient Oompah of the Order OF Overall
Optimists Is there second? Any other
nominations?
ANOTHER WAY TO BEAT THE H. CT
! From the Galesburg Republican Register.
IF YOUR RENT is DUE, call US. We will
move Won. >Phone 1857 Slate.
| ~FiTe Seconds Day With Our Presidents
iE.-JameS Madison.
| Twas Natures whim
| In her great plan
| To make of him
4 fourSquare man.
| -
Men and Boys Wanted.
FREE.
We learn you barber trade if apply at once
Day and evening classes Modern Barber Col
lege. 2162 Ontario, acknowledgements Plain
Dealer.
Refuting the SANDER that BARRIERS are not
learned men.
Hence the Expression: "He Locks Like an
Old Crab.'
From the New York Tribune
One of the mos. singular looking creatures
that ever walked the earth or swan the wa
tiers under the earth is the man faced crab OF
Japan. It's body is scarcely an inch in length
yet the head is filed with a face which is the
counterpart Of Chinese cooe-a veritable
missing link with eyes, nose and mouth all
clearly defined.
WE submit the following from the Mon
mouth Atlas as an entrant in the political ad
classic sweepstakes:
VOTE FOR weep.
! Remember this next week is the for.
nation OF the Republic OF Cuba and in
the Philippines.
Vote for the man whose record shows
thai he is with yOn. and for you in sup
port OF The same things that yen are for.
! uNFIRNlSHED modern apartment close
in by May l or sooner. Refined adults en-
pioyed. Must be easonable-Want adj
Reasonable? Har, hart is to laf
O.
UNGENTLE Spring finally started some.
thing with the rough stuff she's been pulling
for the past month. She made poor Apri
weep.
AND st. Vitus only knows when she'll dry
her eyes, R.. NC