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The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-06

THE SENATE has got as far as a subcommittee agreement on a
proposed bin for a national budget. Senator Mccormick is re-
sponNble for Il. l. makes the secretary Of treasury in effect
a "minster q finance, with full authority under the president to
review al items Of all departments and fhl responsibility for all
items passed on to congress for appropriations.
Il would take from the treasury-yery ~sensby-al side lines
such as the Public Health Service, the Coast Guard. the Bureau Of
War Risk Insurance and similar bureaus. which have NO connection
with money raising and spending activities.
II rs proposed 10 create under the secretary Of treasury a Bud
get Bureau with q commissioner at the head whose duty it will be to
coordinate the work Of providing sources Of revenue 10 conform to
the budget requirements; 10 investigate waste aud duplication in
government departments, recommend changes, provide rules under
which money shall be spent and generally see that the budget is adj
hefred to- The bill ihouehtfuIy excerpts congress from The neces
sy Of holding down expenses Nevertheless it is a good start in the
right direction.
The United States is the only nation in the world Of any conse-
qucnce that rims les finances hsphazard. II is the only one where
spending has no relation TO income. II will be hard work to con-
vince pork barrel committees and log-rollng congressman that bud
get legislation Is desirable, but Uncle Sam has got 10 the point where
he can 10 lonecr afford 10 spend recklessly without regard 20 in
come. Budget legislation has become a necessity. The republicans
ti0ns The country Is waiting FOR the fuflmcnt Of that promise.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-06
OUT OF THE WORLD.

CENEN MILES above the earth S surfaced
Farther from mankind than any other human being ever
soaredi
Indeed, and truly, Major r. ". Schroeder, army aviator, left
the world behind hin-and came back again to tell his tale. Nothing
more remarkable, or thrilling, or death-darng, ever has been done
BY ayiat0rs
Far above the blue sky, into the darkness Of the higher skys
constant blaekness, this intrepid sky explorer scared. lie found air
20 thin he could not have lived had he not brought his earthly store
with him; 50 ecld his very eyeballs were frozen, with winds blowing
eFrnnlly IN unheard Of gales. He same back 20 tell an astonmhed
vbrld shat exists up there ON high, beyond the clouds, beyond what
man pictures as Ky, beyond what man calls his world,
Countless nnmbnrs o. human beings have pondered on a trip out
81 the world. They have wondered what would happen 10 them;
how they would feel what sights they would see, But only one IN
a billion had the courage 20 go aud see for himself what there is be-
yond. That man knows better than any other how It feels TO live out
Of the world. And by the same token he stands first in the list of
those who must believe this is . comfortable little old world after
al. For no person who has not been out Of the world can exactly
appreciate the light and heat and air In the world.
Some day some human viii reach the farthest away spot out of
this world which il possible of attainment and return 20 tell the story
lust as Schroeder has done. That may be 10 miles IL may be a
dozen. Ii may be more. This dream MAY be realized
All aboard lnterstelar limited leaves the world for the Moon,
Mars, Venus and way stations! All aboard
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-06
HOME

TT Is REPORTED thai in some cities moving van drivers are being
stopped ON the streets by home-hunters who demand to know
= where the load Of furniture they are hauling came from.
Upon receiving the desired information, they hurry TO the va
Gated house 10 make first claim ON IL.
And more than that Homeless folks are watching the divorce
court news la the papers, and homes that are about TO be broken
mp by divorce are beseged in advance by persons eager 10 move IN
as soon a. the unhappy fgmiies move out.
H. Is a mystery 20 many that there IS shortage Of homes today
when before The war there was some sort of place for everybody
% live in. TO some extent the shortage can be ascribed TO the imnni-
grafton of country folks into the cities. To a much greater extent
ID reflects q rising standard of living IN the new America.
The new America demands bathtubs and electric lights. il
regards fresh air aud sunlight ~ the natural right of every child
u every home. IL calls for sanitary plumbing and other conditions
that make Cor good health, IL demands a strip Of backyard with
every home and a bit of lawn ia front. Always h0noring its women,
q asks Tor homes 50 arranged a. 10 free the housewife from the old
drudgery
Thai Is what ihe great hunt for homes means. II is q crusade for
hnlh, Ter decent living, Tor wholesome comfort for cleanliness for
better family life.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-06
See What Man Does Unto Men
Sculptor Seeks To Emphasize The Sorrow And Suffering
Men Bring Upon Each Other
} What
Man
nN MIITnN

LONDoN-"Christ Is the title 0l
the most discus ed niecc Of sculpture
that London has viewed ln many e.
day. Tho sculptor Is Jacob Epstein
native Of Ncw York. His conception
OF christ Is o mfe-slzed bronze flgur,
The body is thin 90 emaciatlon and
has wrapped about it the coromouts
OF tho grave Tho rirhi hand Be- hold
aioft and the leff points tn it. ralInr
attention 20 thc wound boz tha salm
causod by the crucInaioH.
The face is different than that Of
any scuhpiurci or painted Christ thc
art world has Set seen. 70 g. a strange.
diEnificd vcfy grave mrc, with r.
delicate chin. re- hieh-ridscd nose and
just ihe slightest hint ~ heard.
The head Is poised proudly upon "a
strong slim neck Thcre ia nothing
soft about % anywhere. There iH uu
hint Of tho Italian school co. 1f the
spanish. which has 500 often dominated
the thoughts 90 modern artists. Thr
face D. neither Jewish nor European.
IL iH ana a thing but chen 4 came
into the quiet. w~hlfe-wallcd ruoui
whore DO stood on exhibition I thought
saw traces of the faces % Lincoln
ana Of Woodrow Wilson bon the ff.a
Of the sculpture. This disappeared
upon CLOSER siuOy. especially ul Ulr
profile. Tho hands and fcri ace
large and rugged.
! asked Epstein Zoo tails to ms about
his new Christ % what hr ough,
b. convey.
ms queer Zoo ask that 4u,.t.ou
said he. after sLf. al UHlH.u H.uIutuHI
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-06

pa don't think I'm pretty.
Mn says i'm a. fright.
Sister Grace don't like my face.
she auN that / aiut bright.
sam says I should WORRY
Bout little things like that.
Beauty NOT what counts a lot
An J Kim skin the cat.
90
a RiClg MAN may Doe "a "had
rgg but nobody seems Co notice
the fact until he's broke.
90
THE PRINCES Christie
PIER Of Greece. who was Mrs.
Leeds. the uupiate kings widow.
told Paris reporters she had go
pairs Of shoes This Dr. not. how
ever. why so many Greeks have
gone into the h|ootblack business
Rip VAN wGNkLE PALMER
g. going to cut the high cost of
living just give him plenty OF
time, Don't hurry him. Rome
wasn't built iu "a day u took
God "a week Co construct the uni
verse. Rip Palmer will grt
around To- 90 some bright morning
Only give the man time.
90
SQUIRE AHNElt HARPtNTuN
believes most men would make
gardens 10 their wives already
weren't too busy with their
h1usowurk
ABRAHAM HELFANp. Sew
York snuy CLERK. arrested for
kissing "a wumu customer while
waiting au her. stated boo police
our 10 young man ftiing shuo-
un Euod-loukinr women is liable
90 DO anything
SOME CONGREss may mako
Itself externally popular 10y stop
ping The income tHN f%noushurss
aud cnnct.ug an nutgo tax
90
arithmetic In tlc num Home.
"DHuuN. uiid Mrs Tom Duff
Two little boys went into 90,
pantry. Duc was told NOT tn take
any cnnlics How many took
cookies
i've. replied Tom puus ycry
smarf son.
90
THE REV uH THpMrsoN
ui chicago urge, rpuuulug par
iufs tur yuuur church mcWb'f-.
"Thrr" b. ,yerN r-tsotu, h,a
gifs. "MhE rur ohuroh'H Hhuulh
ft un rooms with coly r'ru'rs
where There is mot too much Iight.
sH that ,ity Eulur porHonH uty
du their .uN, mHhlng uudor fac
vorthi" ciIruIH- n''7
BEING Too GOOD NH "rrurI
and Iuhuulu treatment uH-
. No.. .-H.....f. Hrt.f AFT
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-06
JOJO2

III yHEN THE National Association Of Outdoor Showmen con.
w vened in Chicago the other day il decided to eliminate the
fake" sdeshow attractions that on gaudly painted banners
have thanked the ticket sellers cage for many years. Maybe IT will
succeed in doing so.
II il does, though. some hundreds Of thousands Of patrons are
going TO be disappointed. As a matter Of fact, one rather likes To read
the alluring lettering Of the canvas bills, pay his money, enter the
smelly, crowded tenn and gaze upon the creatures Of the platform
One Is 50 used 10 bemg fooled la a shideshOw that one generally goes
and goes the next time. And grtns II he discovers the secret OF the
imitation, and grins IL he doesn't.
The doglfaced boy. the wild man from Borneo-a classic. the
half maid and halfiish, the woman without any body, the four
legged man, sandwiched IN between the giant and the midget, the
Albino and the fat lady, the tatooed man and the pit show, are
parts Of the Americans education with which he may be 10th to part.
Especially NJ the price Of a dime, ten cents, the tenth part Of a
dollar, a. the persuasive barker 81 convincingly announces.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-06
Income Tax Facts
You Should Know

Complete returns. both uf indlyid-
uals ana corporations. must be- boz the
hands of collectors OF internal rcVruuu
ou or before March o.. 1890. EN-
tensions viii Dee granted only in spr-
ciiic Ctsrs WIcrp rye need Tor ad-
diuonal time boz preparing the rDturns
De- shown.
LAS year. if Tor good and sufficient
fDIsnnr. 90 WIS found impossible 10
complete a return hN March o.. core
%rorHuonr ana individuals were per-
mitfnd tu flp ON coz before ihut date
t tentative return % were glV,n Hu
extension ul O. days BOZ which fo flH
a complete rnfuru. Conditions which
justified such 'Ntourious d1 MOI exist
thIa year.
Whore additional Time is actually
required because OF illness us unsruc.
The collector NJ Internal revenue may
grant au extension of not to exceed 300
days upon Vritfrn application thurr.
.tr musN before tI' return b. 10 n
before b end ~ tho 3U-dHy extension
Iu H.turtt, return riu NOT ue made
1000 appeal fpr further extension must
lu made Goo fnu commissioner oi 100.
formal revenue with y uI recital OF
fhH ulu-.- flr the IvIly go, com-
missioner WII| NOT grant un additional
extension Without H clear showing intt
l cuWulHf, return com not Dor, made
tf tUr auI cot fu. IH.Utt period
ruynt"ut of THN,
THr rN mHt boz. paid boz fuII v. fhr
Nm' Hi .|luE tHr rU.urU or 200 four
IusiIIIU,u.s. fID first OF which mus.
accompany fHr t'.UE of fhu rrIIru.
The "u-Ne'IIuHI IUe'HI.uruI HID iuv
Uu Dr before june DID,. 600 co., before
september Do and 1u ur before nD
r,mH,. A..
% tnr r.,Hru s mot DleI within the
time specified tHr taxpayer is sunJcys
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-06
Why indians
Thought The Crow
Was q Blessing
NY OHInF TNiIAN.

n you have yer lived In the coun-
Try, boys, need not toll you whu,
the farmer thinks Of the crow. To
him he is u pest, But the Indian
used 10 believe that he was a great
blossinr until about 90 years Hro
a long Time many Of the tribes
believed the CROW brought them tls
first corn and beans. lie brought.
IRON n fields Oh The other SHE OF
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-06
VOTING BY CLASSES.

r1IE FARMERS will vote against Hoover. The women will vote
for him. McAdOo will get the railrond union vote. The sol
= diers will elect Wood. The woolgrowers will vote this ways the
cotton growers will vote that way.
There's nothing 20 it. Americans don't vote by classes, except.
maybe, racany lrsh-AInericans, German-Amerieans. ltalian-Ameri-
cans are apt 10 vote a. class, but the average American does not. He
votes as a free. untrammelled American. The caste system is not
coming into vogue in the United States just when Great Britain is
getting away from il.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-06
IL1PNIIE USED no
HOB MAI RONEs

IIEI. I.IiHHI- EahhluE lptlnr hos.
.s Hli. U| of nsIHpDr cog the end
ai H H". I. Hruin 900 vogue hCrr The
tHi'' for his oof through the
or.H .H ... hos.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-06

20 tlkra unlN out-truth OF % drop
of 600 'n keep 1ll cot tho mIchiuvr,
oft iuo watch iu good running order
for u year,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-06

CEVEN MILES above the earth 5 surfaced
Farther from mankind than any other human being ever
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09

II. but | am not sure and it makes
my head ache to try and recall the
circumstances. I'm sorry l can't
help you, and | am afraid that you
viii not come TO call on me soon
again because am old and forget
full"
There. there. old Gyp, don't worry
any more about it. | am sorry
asked you the question. | know you
would gladly tell me If you could and
that's Kind of you, am sure. OF
course ! am coming to see you every
day. | make few calls that | enjoy
so much
With this kind speech Billy left the
old horse feeling sure that she had n
good friend in him. II was by such
little kindnesses as these that Billy
made himself popular
Billy felt pretty sure that the big
Newfoundland dog. Bob, could tell
him. or late they had grown to be
the greatest friends, tho ii had seem
ed for number of months as II they
must always remain enemies. Billy
thought Bob was jealous of him, and
Bob thought Billy was conceited and
vain. But after they had together
saved little Dick Treat from drowning
In the swimming hole down by the
wodo lot, they had the utmost respect
for each other and were ever after
the very best of friends.
tBiily hears bit about the circus
tomorrow.]
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II ILIyWFl1CKERc&
~ e ERANess TREdo MoNTooMgRy 10

Billy was just saying mean things
to himself about Miss Polly when he
spied her out in the grape arbor,
swinging and chnttering.
Now is my time thought Billy.
How do you do. Polly Parrot >
Nice morning. isn't it? you have no
idea how fine you look with the sun
SHINING on your beautiful feathers.
We always known that you are
handsome but you certainly outshine
yourself today"
That will fetch her." thought Billy.
What do YOU want now. Bil,y
Whiskers? You can't fool me by
your soft talk. You are up to some
mischief What is itr'
Billy. without replying. beat a
nasty retreat, thankful that he had
not asked Polly Parrot outright about
circuses
She is a suspicious old maid" he
SAID 10 himself" and I can't afford
to fool with her.
bliiy then went to the stable TO in
tervlew old Gyp, the horse that was
SAID TO have been In the Treat family
for nearly thirty years.
Billy Whiskers," she said. heart, o
MS question, Il Wish | could tell Won
ABOUT circuses, but cant. W.
memory is no longer good. II seems
10 me that more than twenty years
ago heard a lot about circus being
IN springfield and man by the name
or Barnum who was connected with
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
Topics Of the Times

Harding favors a world league -
association based on just ana piae.
teal basis. Isn't that precisely wna'
all of US favor?
Tim Pierces' unjustified and desper-
ate attempt to throw mud on Nate
Kendau's record will merely make
Pierce a little dirties than ne was
and have no effect on the PUBIC
Pierce would be throwing mud al
Herring inside six months unless
Herring played in the same mua
hole. Kendall need not fear Plerce
or Pierce's mudslinging.
The railroad men went to inc
Cunnmins Esch court and got $60O,Ooo
without striking; that after the Dill
lion dollar raise that came before.
Wouldn't you think that the railroad
men are treated fairly under the
Cummins-E sch law? OF course 1T
isn't the Plumb plan Of handing the
whole thing over bodily but it GER
tainly seems a fair shake all around.
About the only persons lett In pea
with Article X are Woodrow Wilson
and the Des Moines Register.
The complaint that Senator Hardl-
ing has a middle road mind may
be intended as a knock but like most
knocks it's a boost to the Harding
majority.
The main reason why we hear SO
little talk of politics in Iowa is that
there's nothing to ak abou. Is all
settled in Iowa except the individual
act of voting the republican icket.
Naturally if you favor the Plumb
plan Of turning the roads over to the
hired men you'll vote against Cum
Minis.
If Japan can start something on
the naturalization of Japs in the e.
S: perhaps she can get away with
Shantung under cover of the smoke.
Japan is no more anxious for war
than we are. And we are not.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09

than Mitchell Palmer, but not many.
Cox stands for Wilson. No sooner
was he nominated than he fastened
to the White House, and authorized
the statement that there was per-
feet agreement in all things between
Wilson and himself. Nothing is more
important than to have done with
the Wilson clan, and the only way to
do that is to vote against Cox.
The people of the whole earth have
learned at bitter cost that what
Wilson says is no indication of what
he has done Cor what he will do; that
his words and his actions do, not
match; and that to have his own
way is more important in his eyes
than the Safeguarding Of America.
the welfare OF nations, or the saving
OF human lives.
Cox Wilson Understudy.
II a man believes in Wilson, argu-
ment is useless. AS for me. I hold
that it is time to finish with all that
smacks of Wilson, with the ineffi-
cheney. extravaganza, and secretive-
ness, with the national and interna-
tional laundering, and with the impu-
dent assumption of wisdom and
righteousness beyond human. Tie
only way to repudiate Wilson is to
vote against Cox.
Finally. Cox is too reckless in
statement. too shifty in argument.
too much like man running for a
little office in a little town. His
speeches shout it aloud-Cox is too
small to be president. Hardine's
speeches could have come only from
q man Iig enough to handle the job.
Sincerely yours. Clifford Pinchot.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
Ripping Rhymes
Bv WALT MASON
BY WALT MASON
THE FAT SUFFERER.


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to
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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
BUCKING BOLSHEVISM
By FLORIAN SLAPPEY
As Told to OCTAVUS ROY COHEN

They's two countries" commented
f1orian Slappey, which dom recker-
nize no leg OF nations"
"Meanin' which?" inquired Lawyer
Evans Chew.
The United States an Russia"
Hmm" The dusky attorney
glanced briefly at the screaming
headlines of the newspaper which
lay spread out on his desk. Looks
like Russia is bein' mo- sicksessful
than what we is. We jes amt in no
league an Russia says they amt no
such a thing"
How you make that, Lawyer
Chew?
Kinder looks to me. F'lo'ian that
where Russia is concerned at, bein' a
member of the leg of nations is soht
of handicap. Take Poland"
Russia has done it Already"
This Amino time to be funny,
Brother Slappey. Poland is a mem
Der OF the leg of nations an the
league says to Poland that it shouldn't
stan TO no fumadiddles that Russia
was tryin' on her. So Poland up an
tells Russia to go to thunder an now
Russia is goin'!"
What that is gotten to do with the
leg of nations?'
"Jes' this. 'Cordin' to the way
things seems to be wukkin' out, i'm
one nation in the league gifts mad at
another nation an stahts to wallop 1t,
the other nations in the league stops
EN-. But any nation which amt in
the league en- knock spots out of any
nation which is in, an they amt no.
body got word to say"
Then you thinks the alleys is
swine let Poland git licked ~
Hmm. I'm they's gwine keep
Russia fun whippin Poland, they
better staht about six months ago.
Pussonly. it seems to me like some
body has made mistake an made 1t
frequirt.'
Flortan pondered. Reckon you is
right, Lawyer Chew. But what the
alleys is gwine do bouten It? They
CANT let Poland make peace with
Russia"
How come not %
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
HANDY DIRECTORY
OF the
MASONIC TEMPLE
Masonic Meetings
visitor. Away. WeIcoma

MARSHALL LODGE NO. 1os, A.
F. A. NJ, Friday, Oct. i, fifst
degree. Z o'clock sharp. G. Z. Jen-
nings, w. NJ; John w. Wells, secre-
tary.
sIGNET CHAPTER NO. SO. ROYAL
Arch, Monday, Oct Is. 7:aO O'Clock.
Business session. Frank I. Nokes'
H. p; John w. Wells. secretary.
KING SOLOMON COUNCIL NO.
20. speciaf assembly: Thursday, OCT.
z 1880 officers drill; $3.50 supper
1880. comforting degrees. Carl Shaff-
ner, w. NJ. John w. Wells, recorder
CoNcI4AvE ST. AI1DliMAR COM
MANDERY NO. 80. Tuesday. OCT o.
1880 y. m. Order of the Temple.
clyde H. Stewart. commander; Jonn
w. Wells. recorder.
CENTRAL CHAPTER. NO ~ y.
=. s. Regular meeting Wednesday
CENTRAL. CHAPTER. NO. 81 Q.
= s. Regular meeting Wednesoay
Oct fs. at 1880 o'clock. for business
Mrs. w. ]. richards, w. NJ: MIS-
Archer Walton, secretary.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-10-09
llLEsiT,MATRlNe ALL iowa.

Mr.. Herrings billboard artists have
sprung new one. 1t runs like this:
Mothers do you know that
Iowa is one Of the few States of the
Union which does not keep birth
records good enough to be accepted
by the bureau of the census! Without
a birth certificate, your child can not
legally:
Inherit,
Marry,
Secure passport to another country,
Establish his Identity
Isn't it awful Mabel? Skirmish
around my dear madans and mothers
and find your birth certificate. With
out it you haven't been married a.
all. Yes, you supposed that your
marriage certificate settled it. When
Herring Is elected however you
see what is due at your
house. And you can't get
married over. The first thing
the'll' ask you is where's your birth
certificate?" And here you have been
going on for years and years under
a republican regime supposing that
you had John Henry cinched and
nailed to the cross.
. II you had figured that the children
would get what you have to leave
when you bid this world farewell for
get 1T. That's all off under demo-
cratic rule. Those kids are MAYER
ticks. They can't Inherit. They can't
marry. They can't get a passport to
get out Of the country to hide their
shame or get drink in Canada or
Cuba. They have no identity. Mr.
Herring's billboards say SO.
Silly. supremacy silly isn't it?
Imagine discriminating the children
of Iowa and multiplying the marriages
by billboard, disinheriting the heirs
and putting a stop to the weddings,
abolishing the very identities of the
citizens of the state by means OF a
sixteen sheet stand of paper on y
pine board at a monthly rental Of
six cents a sheet.
Can you beat it for plain foolish
ness?