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allowed hard, hateful feelings in my
heart, It. is myself that would be
injured.
Loving is so much more important
than being loved. Indeed, II is 80
stupid, such great bore, to be loved
unless one loves In return. And of
love itself there are many varieties.
Even q mans passing infatuatiOn is
one sort Of love; another Is the friend
ship OF man and woman; a third and
greater love contains the elements OF
physical, mental and spiritual attrac-
don; greatest Of all Is the love that
Is ali spirit That Is the love l have
Tor Maeterlinck,"
There was little pause. Then,
eyebrows and shoulders moving in
the characteristic French gesture,
Nine. Leblanc continued, with light
irony: '~rhey are always talking
about the marvellous love Of the
Brown!ngs But It was particularly
protected. Elizabeth was Ill. Thus
she was naturally sheltered-'and she
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held her lVVer naturally through this
fragility.
"Besides she died at the end Of eight
years of married life! Robert was Fine
looking, very much alive and Of tho
same age as she--evcn younger, be
heve. What would have happened il
this union had been prolonged? No
one knows. Eight years of love IS not
much"
would you marry again." I asked
81 don't know" smiled GeOrgette
Leblanc, and, as Mr.. Hundt pointed
out, you are aware what deductions
may be drawn from that speech when
II is made by. charming woman in
the thirties.
But you regret nothing. and you
believe you will ind the Blue bird of
Happiness?"
"Hegret?" The brave. beautiful
head flung up as if to meet a chal-
ienge. Il NEVER regret--NENEIR!
And surely | shall lind the Blue Bird
for It is singing in my heart"
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LUCILLE
THE
WAITRESS
BIZ BlDE DCDLEV'
Copyright. 1870, Ivy Plie Pres Publishing Co,
Tho New York Evening WORLDLY

Copyright. 1870 Ivy Pie Preas P,fbiFhinE Co.
The New York Evening WORLDLY
ECTF there's anything I'd rather do
than something else" said Lu-
cile, the Waitress, as the
Friendly Patron watched the Fat
man next to him saucer" his coffee,
ITS TO poster a cranky man. or
course, never start Il. but l GER
tainly do join in once the crank gives
his temper momentus. To-day a fel-
low orders beefsteak and. when It
begins to bounce off his teeth. he gets
peeved.
GOSH" nc says. This Is the
toughest steak | ever ate
"NIy dear sir says, you amt ate
it yet. AS to its toughncss, me and
sthe proprietor will admit that Ho
was Just saying this morning that
he'd bet the old bull that meat come
from could "a whipped a lot OF bull
fighters.
"'Well, what you going to do about
it?' he demands.
"'Nothiu',' 1 says. The bulls dead
and, anyway, we amt in position
TO stage bull-hght'
81 mean he says, how am l going
TO eat this stealtY
That's your little problem says.
Life ia so full Of trials that one must
learn to solve ones own problems
81 came in here to eat, not to solve
problems he says.
That's what You think ! says
Tut the truth - you come N here TO
eat tine food and that is a problem
anybody could be proud Of
Say he says, IL yOu'n eat this
steak I'll give you dollar
~ thank YOU says L, but I'm not
u need Of money that bad
Take IT back and throw II at the
chef he snorts. Bring me beans
"If you say so, l shall be very glad
to bean YOU | says very politely, but
rye took this steak back three times
and I'm afraid Of that chef. He's a
burly brute
HE insists, so I start away VITA
the steak. Just then a new victim
wells to me: Hey, lady, hurry up and
bring me some steak
That solves the problem. I go to
the kitchie-k itch, make a quick turn
and do the Chicago back TO the new
guest He gets the steak. 1t come
out inst fine" -.
But how about the second man."
asked the Friendly Patron. Didn't
he complaint"
81 don't know about that," replied
Lucille 1T was five minutes to my
quitting time and just took a five
minute vacation and beat 1t. Have n
care there, That guy next to you's
got his elbow in your soup. You
never ought 20 set things one side
in here II you want to Keep EN- pure
and untarnlshed.'
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seli-rrspcCt IN doing H.
Besides, a girl viii become o,ggei
IN the process when she makes up
her mind to 80 act that no one can
mako her hate another.
Another way for this girl il 10 Join
some young peoples club. There arc
rls' clubs ana civic organizations fOr
young people IN nearly every neigh
borhoud. It Is not difficult 10 gain
entrance To these bodies.
At the same time, a word to the
attractive girl. Don't you think you
viii gain something for yourself 81
YOU show a gracious attitude TO such
u sister as writes TO me above?
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,cWEg4t, 1870. Dy The Pr,ss Publishing Co.
-IAa No. lgr. LEe-lEL MnrL J

'oN Fe4t, 1870. ~ The Fr'S im6lsan2 Co.
~, i''~ '"01ls "'''''
n hOONH woman write" me "s
~ follows;
81 am a girl OF twenty wears
o,,d ,,.,,,,J ,u., - ..,,.i,o t,o
LoloWIhg'
Il have been working for the past
few months in a big concern ana am
n stenOgrapher. Naturally have
tired to make friends with the many
girls there, but the most | can DO
IL TO go home with them.
Il try so very hard to make and
keep friends, but | can't hold them. ]
have no talent. don't talk very mucn,
and do not havo any boy friends. on
account OF tho latter, / hold no IN
torcst for other girls.
There Is u lot Of petty jealousy n
the office where J work and | have
from now on decided not 10 have any
hing to do with these girls, and
now 10 70 lunch and 10 home by my
self. But / cant help feeling misor-
able especially when scarcely any.
body comes over TO say a friendly
word 10 mo for hours at a time.
This oven happened when | was sup
pOsediy friendly with the other girls.
~ II am not pretty, as you have
guessed, but there is nothing repul-
sivC about me, I'm sure. Nothing
very interesting happens TO me, and
therefore subjects Of converse ton are
scarce with me.
~ don't know what 10 do. Matters
have come TO such a pass that | feel
like getting away from everybody and
starting something entirely different"
There are many instances OF this
kind. There Is something 10 be said
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Six Real Commandments
Written By Nine. Leblanc

DO for you only servant will derive
nothing from love.
food him his
dishes, nothing the kcneayc
him there!
Try harmonic your duties Of love with the duty which
TO yourself and II you cannOtgO away.
yOur love always with careful hand. would hold
bird you squeeze siIe it; do not
squeeze It enough It flies away.
important matters the wife should her ndi
VdHGty ii question OF how the meat should he cooked
let his Way-lt doesn't matter
Only your lfe-bu ii you love for the dfeth
time forget ROry.nne other loves and love the iteh
loved first.
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BE 4 y. TslYI:.se1, HEALTH + I]z!4 !!
Hop to Beautifv the Evelids and BroWs.

movements, rubbing in good uuu.
ishing flesh cream, will smooth out
the wrinkles Ike magic
Follow, this with iced congresses to
set the tissues.
Now apply strips OF adhesive plas-
ter running from the temple to the
cheek, which are left in position as
long as possible,
one OF the finest wrinkle eradica-
tors is made of white wax, / ounce;
spermaceLi, ounce; lanoln, . ounces;
cOcoanut oil, ounces; oil Of sweet
almonds, ounces; tincturo OF BEN
zOin, q drRm; orange flower water, >
ounces. Melt tho oils and fats in a
double boiler, beat them until cool
and creamy, add little by little the
bcnzoin, then the orange flower
water.
Pufnness under the eyes is CON
dition not always dependent upon eye
troubles, though il mars the beauty
Of perfectly healthy organs. II IL FIRE
quently caused by eye strain, how
ever, and this possibility should al
ways be cleared NJ ny having the
eyes examined before any other
measures are taken.
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~ ARK brows and lashes are con-
sldered highly desirable. and
means Of procuring them are
eagerly sought after. The smoke OF
bdrning gum camphor, collected on a
china plate and MIXED with small
amount Of cold cream, makes an eI-
cellent and harmless brow and lash
darkeneT. India ink is extensively
and commonly used Tor this purpose.
II can simply be dissolved in water
and applied with brush; or It can
be made into a paste by mixing with
suet and curd-Boap.
Vanity boxes containing brow and
lash pencils are convenient when
these aids 10 beauty are required.
Mention must be made Of the IN
pleasant tabit Of contracting the browi
until deep burrows arc formed between
them; OF wrinklng the lids and OF Gull
tivatins crows feet with tricks and
mannerians OF facial expressions. All
these are very disfEuripg.
To conquer the deep burrows result
ing from frOwns is no easy task, be-
cause the habit must first he over
come. A clever means Of doing this IL
to smooth out the burrows and iron
them down with adhesive plaster. This
can be worn during the night ana the
greater part OF the day when, remain
ing indoors. Since the hrows cannot
be contracted when held in position
with a bit Of plaster the habit is grad
ually outgrown, while in the mean
time massage Of the burrows with tat.
tenlnE cream win fill them out.
The Same treatment applies d
crows feet, Hot water congresses 10
eoften the tissues ana open the poreA
followed hy mREsaEe With ctTculAi
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THE! JARRl. .FA1MILn'

q ~ - - fN-AJA-AA-h -
2 Co the Ncv York Evening wordN
Mr.. Jarr camo CALAMITY TO the res
cue by saying:
ITS too bad the Wilkinses quorreI
so dreadfully when they haven't been
married a year"
That's why they quarrel" said
"And sometimes il takes long
time before man does everything q
wifc wants and the way she wants
remarked that experienced matron.
Mrs. RanRe
Just then sounds Of dlscord came
waiting from the aiTshaft and tho
ladies rushed from the front room
TO the window in tho hall.
ooh, you win, viii your cried a
voice, evidently mans,
Ills voice IL hoarse; he's been
drinking" whispered Mrs. Jar,
where does he get it, murmurcd
Mr.. Jarr, but no one needed his Ques-
ton.
Yes, and I'll show you who's boss!"
replied feminine voice
What terrible woman!" re-
marked Miss Hickett with a gentcel
shudder.
Never mind bossinE tho house
take care or IL" came the mans
voice, cor m bat you I'm the eye!"
"Oh, you VIII will your Take that,
and that and that
This was followed BY cries for
mercy in a mans voice and the sound
of heavy blows, na If IA wooden head
was being hit with wooden stick,
Then there was a grating, screech-
ing sound and q sweet voice was
heard to say:
rid vulgar record. Here, let's try this
song: It's Always Kissing Time For
Me and You! And there's kiss for
sou. dearest
Bah. il was only a phonogIapA
making all that FUSS" said Mrs. RAN
ElC acidly.
And the ladies' retired in disgust
from their listening post on the ar
shaft.
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Ccuvdxat. 1890, by Tho d'ress Ju'iis,Hug GO.
THE New YORK Everlng World

THE New York Evering WOrldo
ffNuT OMEN" woman novelist
w imparts, desire to be
DOMINATED
"Their cosmic yearn is 20 DC MAS
TERED"
If the lady is right,
Then there's nothing else for the
American woman to do but yearn-
and yearn-and yearn!
For as every one knows, her hus-
band
Positively refuses to haul her about
by the hair,
To knock out a tooth every thrco
weeks,
To beat her up when the hFhbails
prove to be made OF moonshiuc,
TO make her take OF his boots
And polish 'em--
And kiss EN-,
70 tell her how 70 vote.
The poor spirited creature
Even pays her millinery bills with
only a biennial groWl or two.
When the maid leaves after lunch,
He has been known to hroil tho
steak,
Ana WlDt inc uluItI uIsH'S.
He frequently is seen
Carrying the baby,
Instead Of stalking majost.caI.y
ahead,
Followed by a meek female, her
arms filled with infant.
Like cross section Of a migratory
primitive tribe.
When anybody asks him,
How he's going TO celebrate Christ
mas,
What he'll name the youngest
What make Of car he plans TO buy,
Whether he believes Ia home mis-
sions-
or home brow,
II he will dino olt Thursday week
This dominant male answers cheer
fully,
Ask my Wife"
At tho table
lie is always helped last
TO tho tail OF the steak.
The outside leaves OF lettuce,
The oNercrisped bacon,
The smallest spoonful Of caulihower.
Even the dog knows IT'S perfectly
safe
To snuggle-and shed halrs-on his
Morris chair.
Az master OF the house" he's a
tame and guaranteed goat
Poor dear
Whatever may be said about the
American man
(Aud that's a lot--Tve said somo o.
h. myself
A. an abysmal brute.
primitive male,
A cave man welding q club.
A "maugerful man" out OF j. NJ
Barrie
He never would make woman
novelist happy
He wouldn't. even try
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Coz Hsh'. 1870 h Ths rrrSs PUBLISH.
81 WONDER II Mrs. wilkins on the
moor below, across the air


shaft has left her husband, or
n he has lcft herr" remarked Mrs,
Jarr. 81 don't hear a. sound.
THEY can't be In, though" Mrs.
Jarr went on, cor they would be
qunrrelling terribly. YOU know they
are drcadfuily IN love with cacn
ether"
And would mat make them hght?'
Cskt-l Nj. Jarr.
ITO be surel" replied Mrs. Jarr.
do YOU think "A woman would bother
her head 10 quarrel with a man she
wasn't In love with?'
Mr.. Jarr opened his eyes wide OF
this INSIDE Information, but said no
word 10 indicate that It's nature sur
prpsed him
But Just JnCn the doorbelI rang and
Mrs. Jarr was welcoming Cora He
kett, her one best unmarried, and Mrs.
ItlnElc, her one best married friend
Take note and see that every mar
Iiul lady always has one OF each. She
adv SEES with the married one and pat
rOnIzes the other.
You arc both Just in time 20 hear
the Wnklnses quarrel; they always
start about this time!" Mra. Jar re-
marked.
"Or course, IT'S 30 ridiculous," said
Miss Ticket, who was one Of those
young girls OF thirty three or 30 who
always undcTscorC the unimpOrtant
words in their letters and emphasize
the unlmportunt ones in their con
vcrs1tion. "Of course it's so rdicu-
lous wouldn't eyesdrop for any
thing in this world. But they are 80
funny. don't you know
Mrs Ranglc was one OF those ladies
who can say the most cutting things
with an amable smile,
~ suppose you'll never quarrel
with any husband, Cora7" she said
quietly.
This implied, OF course, that Mss
Hickett would never nave one IL
quarrel WITH.
Bisbee daily review., 1920-03-25
INCOME TAXES
 S908,829,172
Arizona Pays $l,203,732 As Instalment of Last
 Years Impost

WASHINGTON. March 24 - In come and excess profits taxes az gregating $9OS, S,S29,172 were paid as the first instalment of the nations tax bill for 1919.
 While these figures do not repre- sent an exact one fourth of the taxes for last year, they indicate collection for the entire year of approximately $500, ,O0O.00G. treasury officials said tonight. The first installment more than offsets outstanding treasury cer- tificates of indebtedness. issued in anticipation of the payment. and leaves the treasury in position to continue it's financial program, out. lined several months ago.
 Collections for the first period of 1918 were approximately $1.2OO, ,O0O,- coo. the reduction this year being due 70 the lowering of the normal income tax rate. The second district of New York, comprising the heart of the fi- nancial section, held it's place in yielding the greatest amount of rev onue of all collection districts, as it has fer many years. Its total was $15f515.9S9.
 Collections included: Arizona S e 203,732: California $37 266.976: Colo -ado $7.121.7 .725; New Mexico $294,. 76G; Texas S22,O97,776.
Bisbee daily review., 1920-03-25
WANT J. ]. TO
 EQUIP AN ARMY
 FOR ARMEN|ANS
Subcommittee Wants Marines Sent to Guard Railroad
 In Orient

WASHINGTON, March "A. A recommendation that the United States government supply to the new republic of Armenia sufficient arms and ammunition to "eQuip a stable Armenian army was made today by senate subcommittee which has conducted an exhaustive investiga- ton of conditions in the near East Dispatch Of American marines to pro. tect American interests along the railroad from Batoum to Baku also was recommended by the committee of which Senator Harding, Republi. can, Ohio, is chairman.
 The report probably will be taken up by the foreign relations commit tee this week.
 ''The subcommittee's hearings" the report said, clearly established the truth of reported atrocities and massa cres from which these unfortunate people have suffered and impress us deeply that deplorable conditions of insecurity and starvation exist ir Armenia today"
Bisbee daily review., 1920-03-25
HOUSE LEADERS
 PLAN A PEACE
 DECLARATION
Resolution Declaring End of War May Be Acted on in
 Near Future

WASHINGTON, March "A. - With plans for peace declaration at a standstill in the senate, Republican leaders of the house conferred today on means of haStening action on the declaration at their end of the cap- itol. There was no final decision on the form of the resolution or the time of it's presentation. but it was said an agreement probably would be reached within a few days Several suggested drafts are under consider ation, all of them following, in some respect, the Knox resolution which has been approved by the senate for eiSn relations committee. Various constitutional poin.s have been raised. all of which the Teadesr wasn't to meet in the draft which they finally will lay before the house
 Speaker Gillette and Republican Leader Mondell Of the house, held a long conference with Senator Lodge of Massachusetts. leader of the Re publicans. before the plans for house action were inaugurated. and il was said a general understanding was reached as 10 procedure.
 While the house is at work the sen ate leaders will continue conferences on the subject but no move on the senate floor is expected until the early part of next week
Bisbee daily review., 1920-03-25
RADICALS SHELL. |EBE ERT ARMY IN BESSIE EGED I OWN IN RUHR REG|ON Red Forces Continue to Fight With Forces Hemmed in
 City of Wesel HOLD CONFERENCE
 ON FUTURE COURSE. Government Troops Gain in Campaign to Clear Up
 Thuringia

DUDERICH, Rhenish Prussia. March 24.- Four civilians ill two mo- tor cars, one sent out this morning and one this afternoon, were driven swiftly over the Rhine bridge today into beleasuered Wesel, and it is be- lieved that negotiations are going on there foI a truce. British and Belgian civil control commission representa- tiVes also have entered Wesel Offi- cially these visits are not being dis cussed, but evidently they were pre- arranged, as the Rhine bridge has been absolutely closed to traffic from the left bank of the river.
 The result of yesterdays heavy fighting, it became known today, was distinctly in favor of the beseiged Eb- ert forces.
 The Workmen threw a number of shells in the vicinity of the city, SCOT ing one distinct hit almost as the al lied commissioners passed the spot. About 100 wounded here are being evacuated in motor ambulances to Crefeld
 The Belgian forces strengthened their positions today. They planted guns on the bridge, dug trenches on the bridge head and manned the old German Rhine defenses.
Bisbee daily review., 1920-03-25
ARMY OFFICERS
 ON CARPET FOR
 LOSS OF A R M s
Ammunition Thefts Frequent At Military Posts Along
 Mexican Line

FL PASO, Tex, March 24.-Colonel P. w. Glover, chief of staff of the Fl Paso military district, late today declined to discuss the report that three officers of S2 field artillery have been recommended for court martial in connection with wholesale thefts of munitions from Fort Bliss. At army headquarters it was ex- plained that the officers were not charged with any criminal responsi- bility for the disappearance of the ammunition and that the proposed court martial was for the purpose of giving the officers an opportunity of ficially to explain the loss of the property entrusted tQ their care.
 Thefts of ammunition from border posts have been frequent during the last several months and. at Fort Bliss it has been necessary to employ civ ilian guards to protect the stores. The employment of these guards, 1t is explained, was made necessary by the depleted personnel of the various units at the post.
Bisbee daily review., 1920-03-25

These survivors, there is reason to believe, would have escaped with their lives had not one young man, ci'azed with grief over the loss of his wife and family. attacked Villa and attempted 10 wrest the rebel leaders gun from his hand. Villa, being larg. CT and heavier than his adversary, subdued the man after a struggle and shot him dead. In his fuIy Villa then ordered all the men Of the village put to death and the houses, grain and other possessions of the community burned.
 According to one of three men who escaped death at the hands of the rebel, a small party of Villa follow CTS rode up to the village and de manded provisions. On being refused they threatened to shoot up the com munity and members of the local militia. or defensa social. opened fire on them. driving thcm into the brush.
 The next morning the reprisal at tack began and lasted several hours during which time the farmers sue ceeded in killing 15 O. the attacking party. Among the villagers killed during the fighting were a number O. women and childr' or tender years
Bisbee daily review., 1920-03-25
CONDITION 1T NAVY WAS.
 CHAOTIC
Senator Reads Letter from Witness Contradicting
 Testimony

WASHINGTON. March 24.- After Captain Harris Laning, former assist ant chief of navigation, had told the senate committee Investigating the SimsDaniels row today that the navy had been without comprehensive plan for war and that chaos virtually existed. Senator Trammell, Demo crGt, Florida. read a letter written by the cautain to Admiarl Sims in Aug ust, 1918, apparently in aswer to a letter from the admiral criticiZing the department for not cooperating more fully with the naval forces abroad.
 The Lanino letter opened with the statement that the writer was mot
 convinced' that the bureau of opera
 tions had 'elred in it's general plans
 and declared that a suggestion made by Admiral Sims earlier that the { battleshiDs be placed out Of commits sion and their crews scnt overseas would. ii adopted, have proved dis astrOuS.'
 The letter continued: Over there , you give us the devil because we don't do all that you want us to do. You feel We are failing you. Does il help the morale over there or over here to do that? Criticism is easy, and just criticism is bencfi- | cial, but theer is nothing more low
 ering to the morale than unjust crit icism and criticism made without full knowledge and thought is apt to be unjust"
 After reading the letter. Senator ] Trammell asked MI. Laning if he did
 not think the letter answered many
 of Admiral Sims charges, and some
 of the criticisms made by Captain
 Laning himself III his direct state
 ment The officer replied that he 1 did not believe so, that the letter re- ferred to a period much later in the
 war than that covered hy the Sims charges. the first six months and by his own testimony
Bisbee daily review., 1920-03-25
C. ]. ?. STARTS
 H. HOOVER bOOM
National Conference Called To Nominate Food Man as
 Republican

NEW WORK. March PA na- tional conference of representatives of state and local Hoover organiza- tions will be held in Chicago within the next ten days. according to an nouncement tonight by John r. Lu- cey, temporary chairman of the Hoover National Republican club.
 The conference, he explained, was for the purpose of coordinating ac- tivitieS for Herbert Hoover. as the Republican presidential nominee. Delegates to the conference will be asked to name a permanent national committee, a permanent national chairman and to outline policies and future work for a Republican Hoover campaign, if they decide such action is desirable