Omaha daily bee., 1920-11-01
ALine O. Type or Two
Asw to the Line, let the quips fall whore they may
Harvey Sauce.
The broth political will stand
A dash Of sauce: It gives It gumption.
But Colonel Harvey's well-known brand
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supply From this we see that one can get IS
rooms with 7 baths for $200 900 year, and if one
can get along with baths the rental is only
$25,0O0. Too large apartment Well, how
about two rooms and bath for $1,000? Still
too large? Then let US show you one room and
bath for $l,S00
IT is sentimental to cali Article 10 the heart
Of the league. Its functions would be better
represented by some other organ.
A VALUED contemporary insists that the
Americans are an ideastic people. Yes. As
idealistic, we should guess, as Bryn Mawr
happer.
Not Rembrandt's shadings are 70 deeply bit
:, AS those that hatch this harlequin-like night;
Italian colors lquidly that lit
Venice at sunset. could suggest this fit
or opal arrows, all the chrysolite
Artillery that turns black woods to white,
And cync world to lyric benefit.
Oh, that some moonless month would bring
From throb Of beauty! let its darkness lead
My love-lorn thoughts in paths of loveless peace,
Binding the wounds that silver stabs would
bleed,
And-since no moon our shadows may entwine--
Let drowsy clouds distil their anodyne
PETRARCHINO.
NO man can know everything. Mr.. Wilson,
for example, was unfamiliar with the island of
Yap, and Mr.. Harding never heard of Wash
ington D. Vanderbilt
A PROPERTY VIOLET.
(From the Billboard)
To the Editor In reply to the statement
that publishers cannot get songs that are
worth 80 cents let me say that have from
rs to 100 Of the finest songs that have ever
been written. These songs will compare
favorably with any of the songs of the great
poets, including Robert Burns, Tom Moore,
Lord George Byron. w. ]. Meekle Florence
Percy and Stephen Foster. Everyone of
these songs is of my own composition, and
I am at this time completing a volume OF
poetry that will compare favorably with
any Of the above stated poets. I have the
greatest confidence in my work
(We suppress the remainder as well
the name Of the poet, as we fear that fur
ther publicity might distress him.)
OUR curiosity about the funniest wheeze
printed in this department is nearly satisfied
and we may publish the contributions. If you
have guess to submit shoot it along.
WHEN is comes to saving you can't beat
Maine folks. A university foot ball game is
announced to begin "at 2:3o a. m. sharp, day
light saving time"
Adventure.
When Auntie Bess came here to stay,
went down town with her one day,
And when her errands were all done
We had ice cream and lots Of fun.
And then we took street car back,
wondered. there beside the track.
Why I had known before
l rode upon dinCSaur.
For now I saw that it would look
Just like the picture in my book.
almost trembled when it came,
With trail of dust and breath of fame
And as it tore along the rails,
Its windows all we're shining scales
It's wheels were clutehng. might feet
That seemed to claw and scratch the street.
But when we once were safe inside
felt sort of happy pride
To ride the monster up and down
So calmly through the busy town.
And from my swaying. swinging seat
1 Knocked the people the street,
While motor cars like bugs would fly
To safety as we snorted by. IRIS.
ALTHOUGH Mrs. Elizabeth Hash has re-
tired from the hotel business Mrs. Peter Lunch
has undertaken to manage the Metropole cafe
terra in Fargo, N. D.
A SONG OF sPUDs.
From the Three Rivers Mich, Commercially
Look this over. have got 500 bushels
Of Delaware potatoes. will sell in this
way Every person that wants to put in
their winter potatoes can get these potatoes
this way. You come to my house, at S1s
Fourth street and will give you some pota-
toes to take home and cook them and eat
them. and II you want any of them, you
can Ca place place your order . and your IT., order win
1.25 per bushel, no more, no less. I have
got stung on some potatoes and live in
town. and nd. ! want to be with every person
deal with as I want to be dealt with.
Don't buy come to my place for samples to
cook. DUTCH BARKS
Mr.. WHITE finds that the "east is turning
to Cox" This is not baddish joke on the Wall
street gamblers who are laying to on the
other star.
Skoke.
ITO Anchusa.)
Where flows the muted skokie now
The leaves falling, falling fast,
And over steam, and over bough
And field dreaminess is cast;
While far and wide the countryside
Grows pensive in a purple haze
As Autumn, like an Easter bride.
Comes up along her ancient ways
And wakes to wonder and to praise.
And were It not that in my heart
To see wan Summer thus depart
were perchance not reconciled;
Yea, standing here beside her bier,
My tears to fall would never cease
Did not know that far and near
Her reign had brought her kingdom
More golden than the Golden Fleece
LAURA BLACKBURN.
NOBODY believes that the league would
prevent another war. Isn't the farer question
this: Wouldn't the league delay a war, and by
delaying possibly avert it,"
MR. CARPENTER is sure Of 100000. so
that even if he does not survive the ordeal his
heirs and assigns will have trunkful of francs.
OIsEAUX OF A FEATHER
(From the Quincy Herald,)
Mrs. Herman HenhofY charmingly enter
tained the 800" club Tuesday afternoon
Mrs. Birdie Capen Of Cleveland was an out
OF town guest
"DEMOCRTS Rally Tonight"
4 death-bed rally, we fear.
HAVE you reserved your seat on the land