Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-06-04


mystery to induce considerable specula-
ton.
My Lady Nicotine's influence is not
always soothing Like all great per-
sonages she has made enemies. Men
began to fight ove.. her a long. long
while ago, and only the other day the
newspapers told of the first of pos
sl5le recurrence of the night raiders
outrages In Kentucky. Crban VIII and
Innocent XI Illuminated against her.
Sultan Amuret " decreed death by tor
ture to her devOtees. James / of Eng
land issued his "Counterblaste TO To
bacco," In which he denounced her as
creature OF the "pit that Is bottom
less" T,acy Page CASTOR of Anti-Ciga-
rette League of America fame Is sus-
pocted of a desire to shy her bonnet
into the presidential ring. Low on the
horizon, no bigger than a woman's
hand, is cloud which rumbles ito
bacco next e.
Possibly some of My Lady NicotiEe's
famous devotees have Lowell her for
the enemies she has made Anyway,
Spensep wrote of her as divine" BY
ron said Sublime" Lamb declared his
affection thus:
For thy sake. tobacco.
Would do anything but die,
Bulwer-Lytton wrote this: "The man
who smokes thinks like a sage and acts
like Samaritan" Kipling profoundly
reflects that "a woman is only a wom-
an, but good cigar is smoke"
Mark Twain suspects that the man who
doesn't smoke loses IAN appalling ag-
gregate of happiness"
This sort of worshiper clings 10 the
heresy that this is a pretty good old
world after ALL He isn't worrying
about spirit manifestations and is not
concerned over the doctrine of the sub
iiminal soul. He suspects Lucy Page
CASTOR of being spiritual descendant
of the Puritans who condemned bear
batting not so much because 1t gave
pain to the bear as because 1t gave
pleasure TO the spectators.
when doctors disagree who shall
decide?" The doctors are as divided
in their opinion of My Lady Nicotine
as are the literary lights. Some see
In her veritable plague to humanity.
Others maintain that she Is rather n
benefactor OF course most physicians
hold that smoking Is bad for young
and growing specimens of the human
species. And probably most OF them
are not prepared TO advise that women
oh nd IL.
some men who cannot smoke without
Ill effects-just as there are men who
cannot eat Strawberries or drink coffee
without harm. cold bath in the
morning Is meat and drink to some
men: Ii would put others under the
sod In short order, Probably the ma
tority of up-to-date medical men are
of the opinion that It has yet to be
proved that smoking In moderation
hurts any normal man.
At one extreme of human Judgment
IL that of the man who wrote that
nation which smokes tobacco perishes.
At the other is that of the man who
predicted In 1918 that America would
win the war because Il was the heav-
lest smoker OF all the nations.
MY Lady Nicotine needs no press
agent and has no trouble about break
ing into print. Some enthusiastic col
lectors of 'Nicotania" have whole
libraries about her. There Is one
George Arents, Jr.. of New York
who is the proud possessor of more
than $500 books, booklets and pam
phlets devoted wholly or In part to
her. These libraries tell pretty much
everything about the lady.
No European ever heard OF tobacco
until the first week of November. 1902.
The commonly accepted version of the
story Is that two sailors sent by Co
lumbus to explore the island which he
named San Salvador returned with a
tale of natives who carried tirebrands