The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-17
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8 SE s':i FIDDLE


We may rot know from day to day
The gentle things Magee will say
About the humb 3, part we play
To Cheer his brave reformcrs;
We're only sure that We will draw,
In words northumberland never raw.
Denial that he ever saw
The pair OF bold transformers.
TWELVE STATES. We are told.
will decide the race for the presidency.
II will be hard tn convince any Of
the other thirty-slx, however. that II
doesn't carry the whole responsibility
MAYBE II we'd extend FREQ ice aud
telephone service to those East Cen
trail avenue property owners 'hcy'd
be able to see the paving project
A GOOD FEED with The Chamber
OF Commerce boosters tonigh; will
put YOU into the right frame OF mind
10 boost the Harvest Festival.
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THE HALO MIR. Magee has hung
on Mr.. HIlbbcll as our leading apostle
Of Embossed elections and political
purity would fit better II Its wearer
were u trlfle further removed from
the scene of the impending Bernalillo
county primary.
WE RESPECTFULLY suggest that
the first job the new boosters Club"
might tackle with profit would BIO
chasing the tumble weeds gu VI the
business district.
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We'd love to sit aloft-alOuf
From sOrdid souls who stoOp to spool;
No friends to scrvc: no foes u Nuss,
But those OF Larry, Frank aud Us.
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AN EFFECTIVE injunction against
hail and beetles would be mOlc bc:t-
tit 10 New Mexico bean growers thar
an embargo against Mtnchurian
beans.
SOME ONE OF his ardent support
era no doubt would he glad to le-
cclve as n keepsake the peh with
which Governor Larrasolo signed four
score pardons within eighteen months
THE REPORT that the Virgin
Islands are not yet subject 10 the pro-
hibitipn enforcement law probably
originated with an enterprislng dealer
In Virgin Island building lots.
DO NOT Misunderstood the an
nouncement In yesterdays Herald that
Near East Relief headquarters are
to be established here. This does not
mean relief from the terrors OF driv-
Ing out East Central avenue.
THE FACT that a fire started yes
terday morning In a local restaurant
as the cook started to make the morn
ing coffee should lead to no misnp-
prchension. Gasoline at SO cents a
gallon Is no longer used to make the
morning coffee.
THE RUMoR hat Mr.. Hubbelrs
henchmen vera rcvolyod In circles
through the Combs hotel yesterday,
like the mob In the. movies, to make
II look like a crowd of visitors call
ing on Governor Lnrrazolo, Is with
out foundation. There wasn't any
crowd of visitors
THE CANTU revoltsin Mexico ond-
cd when Uncie Saia said; You caa't'
TO a request for arms n ammunl-
ton.
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EXTRA! EXTRA! Mr.. Magee's
plhtitudiform Will Hbe presented TO
the democratic. n also the Repub-
lican state convention. He will adopt
the one that adopts 1t quickest. II
neither one adopts II they're both
doomed 10, swift and i-r-r-r-retfivable
d-o-o-o-m.
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A FREE PRESS
"A free press says Mr.. Mage,
In the daily leading editorial now de.
foted exclusively 70 this humble sheet,
lis" says Mr.. Magee in affect, say.
he. "a sheet than can do exactly whal
II pleases (meaning exactly what
please) and get away with II ans
time. A free press Is a sheet like
the Mourning Journal. run by a maj
like me-" say he. that can tell tbs
people something and Il is so, rlghI
now. or Immediately hfter say so.
For Instance, and to illustrate
says he this a. m. In about fort,
inches OF extra preferred position. u
blow into this arid waste n decide
N hang up my hat and take my pet