Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-08-30

is the one bigSthing of how he la gonna
get MS wages up to the point where after
the weekly bills is paid he Is only q
eSSapia hundred berries in the hole and
mat is some worry these Bullshevik
Gays, I'll tell whatever of the world ls
LETT! And then again, wives, think OF
me way that baby hustled for you be-
lore you was wed SOS he could make
VS. doin' said hustlin you pulled a lotta
annoyin little things which balled him
up ana made the hustlin' tougher and
you Know you did that. because that's
rector himself, which Is a teetotaler.
come unmanageable and fin'ly the Hrst
go IN a coupla times, my curiosity be-
newly engaged candidate for wifes
way OF shown she loves the party OF
,hat they was hidden Rye mine out
there and after my experience with that
ooots leg stuff on the train. / am not
only willin' but anxious to stand by the
constitution, SO l laid off folleyin' the
matter up. Well, when / seen the d.
the second part .
:. But to get back to the point. Joe, as
the lead pencil remarked. will show
you case which proves to what the
iensths man will go when he is in the
love and for this reason I think wife
snouid pc more lenient, IL 1t can be con-
This rather unusually romance I am
ABOUT to let forth, happened whilst me
ana Jeanne was out in the studio at
Calitornia, the Land of Wonders. as
any railroad folder will tell you About
me second day / become inmate OF
the place, | noticed that most of the
males therein seemed to have important
business IN the office about every time
they could break away from the muscle
Wrackin task of gettin' their picture
TOOK AT first I naturally thought, Joe,
| chance l got boldly strode over to
tne ofiice to stake myself to a peep.
opened the door the conventional inch
inserted n
Sweet papa
Joe, they was probly no doubt a thou
sand little things in that there room to
startie the gaze and hold the attention,
eittin at typewriter and I'll say that
machine was the lnckiest one in the
| world Before anybody could put down
on on paper what she looked like, they
ask him will he kindly add few thou
sand more words to the English Ian
| guage. To call her n good locker is
IKE admittin that they Is wave in the
hs,t,antic s,na ocean. She was one of them
suddenly appear before the nude eye
your heart begins to make frantic at
tempts to bust through your ribs and as
rar as your breath is concerned you
might as well of checked It with the
hat boy: I only seen two like this one
SO far In my life and the other one is
wed to me, but they can't lynch a guy
Ior lookin' and that's what was en-
gagged In doin when this fathead di-
| rector came along and removes me by
hand SOS can appear in a important
| scene.
Well. Joe, off and on all afternoon l
Kept castin' a odd thought back to that
now dame like that which would
| or made Napoleon forget about the army
ever even got Interested in steography
when Ziegfeld's Follies is only coupfa
when ] went to>look for Jeanne SOS we
could go back to our bungalow together
found her In that office talkin' to tina,
other girl. Joe, / wish to state here that
room Is too much for weak heart. so !
waited outside with the greatest of pa.
thence I'll Jeanne come out.
| Greetings! ! says, as she steps into
the car which the company furnishes US
treaty we got with ,'em: That girl friend
of yours is a cookie, hey what?"
Jeanne gimme a suspicously look foi
smile Of hers which could be hooked
anywheres for the Astor estate.
But yes" she says. Indeed Made.
moiselle Huntington Is charmant y
tns1 "Ahay a., says You do know he'
=, Mails oul," says Jeanne, stlli smilIn'
II have met her, cherie. and l like hel
much. Tonight she dimes with us ant
tomorrow we go ride on the horseback
nest ce pas?"
You're gettn' along great" says
very sarcastical. I'm a coupla more day:
you will no doubt be. invitin' her tc
come back to New York--and spend the
last three seasons Of the year with us
How the so ever Il wouldst like few
details. provided you can spare 'em. Yol
have put all my hand picked friends ovel
the jumps and It's no more than fai,
that I should get a thumb print sketch
of this new pal of yours"
Jeanne thinks 1t over for a minute.
"Eh bien! !" she says fnly, pinchin
my arm. But you must then promise
Jeanne you will nevaire tell -
by the mayor Of Slams left ear"
says II will never speak til you gimme
permission to release this secret to the
trade 80
Tres bien :" she remarks and leans
closer and why not.
Well Joe, ! am then treated to one
OF the most remarkably stories ] have
heard since thought Alice In Wonder
land was on the level I'll never agar
make the mistake of thinkin' that th'
normal movin' picture is far fetched ant
couldn't happen. because I am now con
WINGED that they Is many times mor'
sensational things pulled off in every da,
life than any sceneryaro writer ever go'
from beneath his hat. II seems tina
this Cleopatra of the studio office Is. NJ
more of a blown in the flask stenographel
than am heir to the thrones OF Monte
negro. Well, you will holier, what the
what ia she?
Joe-she owns the movie company!
Whilst I am still gaspin' like a~hool
fish, Jeanne, which hates creatin' a sen