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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-17

EDITOR Fl Faso Herald;
T NJ A. has Just wrote to me again
+ saying that he has got q seden-
tary position as a floor walker
and he wants to know q few upset.
ting exercises that wiz keep him in
shape as he can't. afford TO belong 70
no golf club. etc. Between you and
L F. N. A is beginning 10 be some
what Of a pest. With his letters. but
am here to serve the public OF which
he must be one the way he writes. 50
I want to say to this bird that have
got a whole lot similar position 70
him as 7 do literary work for liv-
ing and always lay down while
write my stuff and here are few
rules to 90 by which keeps ne in the
present condition I am than which
there couldn't be no nearer perfee-
ton.
Get Dat Of Bed Minus Help.
1. First thing you do when you
get up at noon is zry and get out OF
bed without help. Then run around
lind where you laid the cigaret. Then
run around the bed from right TO left
and unwranEle yourself till you find
where you left the matches at. Lift
a cigaret into your mouth with the
left arm slightly crooked at the ell
bow. Then scratch a match with the
left arm silent and the right arm
stiff and lift the match to the
cigaret WITH both arms akimbo.
Breathe heavily
2. Run from left TO right 20 wher-
ever the shaving materials IS at and
shave, using both arms with a free
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-17
RingLardner's Upsetting Exercises
ForFOLk WhoLead SedentaryLiUes

meuts with the same, using both ueu-
trally. Breathe
Breathe From Left to Right.
4. Wear button shoes and put them
on first Set down whilst putting on
the shoes and stop between every
two buttons and set M and lean
over again for the next button and
keep breathing from left to right.
8. Try and get the stockings on
over the shoes This is one Of the
most intensive OF the upsetting ex-
ercises- When accomplished try and
get the carriers on which Is the near
est approach TO a Whitley exerciser
we have had in yrs. but twice as
intense II the elastic is the kind you
can place any confidence in it. But
don't pull them too hard. and keep
breathing all the while.
Put On Your Other suit.
6. Put on your other suit and come
wife what she looks so gr0uchy
about -Four rounds OF sparring.
T. On acct Of the shoe exercises
there's no more use OF you leaning
over to eat the oatmeal so try and
get It up TO the lips with some i'm
plement like a spoon or a niblick.
s. Wait till just before train time
and II you live on an upper story
jump out and hurdle the hedge and
run for the subway and grab a strap
and keep Ginning yourself from left
to right
g. Either stand up or lay down the
rest OF the day and that is ny best
advice 10 you and please don't waste
no more time or sedentary energy
writing to me for advice
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-17
.ARCELLA

A MOST popular French name which
u has gained great vogue in this
country is Alarcella- 1t is a name
with a distinguished origin and his
tory. 1t comes from ancient Rome
directly, though its earliest origin is
found in the Greek word meaning
soft OF tender yet by curious twist
this word signifies of Mars" and
hence should be regarded as a term
denoting strength or an iron like
quality.
In early Rome Marcus was a name
belonging 10 a noble gems OF Sabine
origin which gave a king TO Rome
and later named the high spirited
Marcus Coriolanus. The daughters
of this gems were called Marcia or
sprang Martina The last mentioned
was made famous by one Of the
young Roman girls who endured
martyrdom under the emperor Decius.
There was a saint Marcellus among
the Romans. He figured among the
warrior sex Of Venice and had
French namesake called Marcel The
feminine counterpart MarceIla made
its first appearance as the name Of a
pious widow whose friendship with
saint Jerome took the fancy Of the
French. Though they prefer Marcelle
the other spelling is much used by
them and Marcella Is extremely pop
ular ia England and Ireland
The topaz is said to be Marcella's
talismanic gem II viii protect her
from evil influence and guard her
from worry Sunday is her lucky day
and her lucky number.-Copyrlgh
1920, by the Wheeler Syndicate, Inc.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-17

After % years service as telegraph
operator on the Union Pacific rail-
road. Miss Minnie D0ering has been
appointed ticket agent at Topeka.
kan. and is the first woman ticket
agent at a station the size OF Topeka
on the Union Pacific system.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-17

For some misdemeanors in China
flogging is the punishment When
a rich man IS sentenced to be pun
ished In .his way, he is permitted
to hire man to take his flogging
at 8 fixed fee per stroke
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-17
Seen Through The Widows Lorgnette;
WY Do The Peaches Always Seem To
Pick Prunes In The Garden Of LOOe?

oh DEARr' sighed the Widow.
g"Tt would be so much easier to
give delightful house parties. II
one did not have 70 invite all the
little annexes and appendages. and
supernumeraries-"
Meaning stray bzcheIors, sup
nose. and other drfftwood on the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-17

Miss Winifred Graham. the noted
English novelist. is advocating the
establishment OF an international
marriage bureau. the object OF which
would be to find husbands for the
millions Of girls otherwise doomed TO
splnsterhood
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-17

It'd e Of life %
8 u e 2 es te d the
Bachelor, as he
watched her adj
dress the Ia s Z
lavender-t IN { e d
e nv Top e. and
carefully lick all
the mucilage off
the flap before
closing Il
no, Mr.. Wea-
therby.- corrected
the Wld o ".
meaning al the
little grey moths
to who mthe most
brilliant men are
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-17

The film OF a soap bubble Il %
thin that $4,000. 600 OF them would Be
required TO form the thickness Of al
inch
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-17

WANTED, and would stop envying
other women their Iuckr II several
women could exchange husbands for
a day, no doubt they would all be
around before sundown. trying to get
back their nice comfortable old
shoes again. Most wives are a lot
happier than they think they are"
Every woman Is happier than shs
THINKS she is" declared the Bache-
Tor, emphaticaTly. IT she knew how
happy and lucky she Is; It would
make her utterly wretch ed"
And the women who pity other
women because OF their husbands"
added the Widow. ARE wasting their
time and deiuding themselves uuite
as much as those who envy them.
Yet evrv. woman Is ALWAYS attempt
Ing to fix un some other Woman's
life for her-elther trying TO help her
get a husband or to help her get rid
OF one"
YES rroaned the Bachelor, with
FEELING. IF all the women who have
girl friends had succeeded. should
have been IN the Rogues' Gallery long
ago Peonle who try TO make or
break matches are nlaving with fire
the divine fire-and deserve 20 get
their Fingers burnedr'
Vfcfin-s Get Burned.
But. unfortunately. its the VIC
tins who Get burned" SIGHED the
Widow. Most people would be per-
iives-and with their own life-mates
If other neonle would only let them
alone. Most women would never see
anv flaws IN their husbands and most
men would never discover any de-
fects IN their wives. n other people
would refrain from calling their at
tention to them"
'Ealf the world simply can't IN
derstand how the other half endures
'iwer. I. for one. an positively
throuFhr' declared the Widow. 7
shall never try TO marty you off to
ANYBODY again It's too danger
ousr'
'sThanks. avfu1Iy." naurmured the
Bachelor. ''But there really isn't the
SLIGHTEST danger"
THAT shall ever marry anybody
-excent vo-eNcept the one want
announced the Bachelor with finalItv.
Nevertheless" insisted the Widow.
"a little matchmaker IS dangerous
thingr
WIDOW-CIsHs.
When a man makes up his mind
TO marry. he ought to be Just as
careful about choosing a wife as he
IS about picking out an automobile, a
cravat-or something really impor-
tant- But alas he seldom r..
There may be cures for the craving
for strong drink-but there Is no
cure for a woman's craving for ad-
miration. nor for a mans thirst for
strong flattery.
Love does not turn cold, after
marriage. half so often as Il turns
Eray-and loses all its color and
radiance.
For q little while before her mar
rage, and a little while after her
death, every woman is an angel
most Of the rest OF the time, she Is
Just "a funny little freak OF nature"
Clothes do not make the woman
but they make all the other women
sit up and take notice Of her. And
isn't that enough
snob: a woman with limousine
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-17

interesting TO drift IN and ses New
York when one has lived for tive
years on the desert
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-17

motion and breathing heavily. Use
the lather freely with both arms on
the brush bent slightly at the elbow
and taking long breaths-
g Remove the pajamas with both
rms and put on the intimate gar
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-17

Invariably married. and all the 'hus-
bandets' and husbands and fiances
OF the most fascinating women Why
DO interesting. attractive people al
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-17

Though she IS only "a years OF age,
Miss Dora Palkin. OF Connecticut, has
been admitted to practice before the
United States supreme court. She is
the youngest woman ever admitted to
practice before the highest court in
the country.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-17

SEPARATIONS and a flivyer souI.-Copy-
light. 1920. by the Wheeler Syndicate,
Arizona republican., 1920-10-15
Claims League Of
 Nations Not Issue
 In 1920 Campaign

DIES MONIES. Iowa, Oct 14.-Par- ley P. Christensen, Far1ner-Labor can didate for the presidency, in an ad- dress here tonight said that the league of nations. was not an issue of the campaign, but had simply been dragged along for the Democratic and Repub- lican nominees to spar over.
 Both MT. Harding and MT. Cox are in favor of some league of nations, whether it is MT. Wilson's or some other; and whether Democrat or Re publicans win, there is certain to be a league, because such an agreement has been reached between the finan- ciers of the world. who control both parties. It is a commercial proposi- tion. practically decided upon already, and Cox and Harding are simply ar guing over the technicalities of it to throw dust in the peoples eyes. am in favor of a league of the free peoples of the earth"
 MT. Christensen said this Farmer Labor movement was not peculiar to the United States. but was stirring in all parts of the world.
 The premier of ontario, Canada, he pointed out was a farmer lab bor man. The great British labor party in Eng land was back of the same movement. And the movement is going on to vic tory" he declared, perhaps not this November, but at some date not far in the future"
Arizona republican., 1920-10-15
Arrest Go-BetWeen
 In. Million Dollar Whisky Ring Expose

CHICAGO, Oct. 14-Arrest today of Charles SchilIinger, alleged go-between and the asking of three John Doe war rants for suspected revenue agents in- volved in the ''whiskey ring" opera tions today were followed by the ap- pearaace of Walter Sadler, former New York stock broker, before a fed eral grand jury Investigating an al- legged plot to flood the country with contr;iband whiskey.
 Court attaches said that Sadler told the jrry something of his dealings with a distillery at Louisville, Ky. from which whiskey was said to have been shipped Seizure of this liquor preced- ed S;tdler's confession that a S1,000.000 ,whiskey ring" had sought to distrib- ute liquor throughout the country. SchilIinger, whose arrest followed the comr laint by Andrew Pappas. proprie- tor of an inn, that he had paid Schil- finger S12,000 for whislxey, but received only a part of the amount bslrgained for s thought by police to have ob- tained s100,o00 from saloonkeepers to whom he failed to deliver the liquor as ordered
 Further release of liquor from bond ed warehouses in Illinois was tenn porarily suspended today by R. w. Stone. state prohibition director.
Arizona republican., 1920-10-15
REPUBLICAN, VICTORY
 MEANS ISOLATIONO IF
 US. M 'ADOO CLAIMS

CLEVELAND, Ohio, Oct. 14. A Republican victory at the polls next month means rejection of the league of nations and the isolation of the United States, conscription for rais- ing and maintaining a large army and navy and a big increase in taxes, Will liam C.. McAdoo, former secretary of the treasury, declared in an address tonight. Mir. McAdoo advocated this country's entry into the league, stress ing what he described as the leagues effect on world finance and economy.
 He said that the national debts of the chief belligerents of the war. in cluding the United States, had been estimated at $23S, 500, ,00O.0 900.
 Staying out of the league and play ing a lone hand means that we can not reduce the burdens of taxation" he de- clared. Ut will also mean universal military training, which is a disguise or soothing term for what is unpopu- larly known as conscription. We were justified in adopting conscription as a war measure.
 "It is an interesting fact that Sena- tor Harding has declared himself a believer in universal and compulsory service, ofttimes referred to as con- scription.'
 "The nations of Europe owe to the American people more than S10,000,- ! coo. 600 for money loaned to aid in | prosecuting the war against the cen ' tral powers. In a recent speech Sena | tor Harding intimated that he would rather see this debt cancelled or for give car foreign debtors than allow | them to work it out through exchanges | of goods and commodities.
 He suggests an increase in the tar | fir to such a high point that Europe will not only be unable 10 pay the debt but by practically stopping importation will make it impossible for her to buy our surplus products.
 This would be policy of the ut most stupidity. so far as the interest, of the American people are concerned
 but it would be a beneficial policy fOl big business and selfish interest
 which. of course. would profit by hay
 ing complete control Of our domesti
 market. but the farmer with his grail
 and cotton would suffer more than h
 already has suffered through declin
 in our export trade"
Arizona republican., 1920-10-15
DENTON DEATH CAUSE. IF GRAND JURY PROBE:

LOS ANGELES, Oct. 14.-Investiga tion of the death of Jacob Charles Denton, mining promoter, whose body was found Sept. g in a crypt in the cellar of his residence here, was begun late today by the county grand jury.
 Three witnesses had been summoned to testify Rush M Blodgett, attorney for the Denton estate: A. J. Cody, private detective, who found tIe body. and c. A. s. Rickol1, detective of the city police department pm the session closed after only Blodgett and Cody had appeared before the grand jury.
 Subpoenaes for number of other witnesses have been issued, it is stated. but when the inquiry into the Denton case will be resumed will not be de- termined until tomorrow. when the grand jury will temporarily divert ts attention to an investigation of al- legged corruption in games played in the Pacific coast baseball league in the last two seasons.
Arizona republican., 1920-10-15
HEARS
 FARMERS PLEAS
 FORMOREFUNDg
GRepubllcan A. p. Leased WIrel

a. WASHINGTON, Oct. 14.-Agricul- tural interests carried their fight for amelioration of credit conditions to- day to Secretary Houston of the treas ury department. They asked for re- mobilization of the war finance cor poration to foster exports to Europe. and were told by the secretary that it was not in line with good business for the government. to extend further crtdits to Europe, which would be the result if the request was granted.
 The treasury would not be a party, Mir. Houston also declared, to the with holding of any commodity from market in order to maintain artificiaIly high prices.
 Senator F. D. Smith of South Caro- lima and other spOkesmen for the dele gates. in urging restoration of the finance corporation. declared in favor of extending credit to Germany"
 Germany" the senator said, must live. l see no reason why her bonds should not be accepted"
 Later the delegates carried out their plan of asking a preferential redis- count rate on agricultural paper at a herring before the full membership oi the federal reserve board. They characterized the situation facing the producers. due to the falling market as alarming" and insisted that one Of the main purposes of the federal re serve law was to furnish elasticity oi currency for the agricultural interests in such emergencies.
 q ask one specific thing" Senator Smith said. "Give the agricultural in- terests lower rate of discount In this distressing time than you do anybody else"
 There was a distinct feelig of op- timism among the delegates when they left the conference. Although no ac- ton was taken by the board, 1t ap- peared to rest on the belief that board members were sympathetic toward tho pleas of the farmers.
 The delegates emphasized their feel. ings at both conferences that if the, could obtain some agency for financins the credits of Europe and increase tn sale of exports, their plight would h largely relieved. They asked the re serve board to use it's influence in hay l ing the finance corporation re-estab lished for this purpose.
 The general meetings of the agricul tural conference concluded today, bu committee representative of each o the 30 agricultural groups which mad up the conference will remain in Wash
 ington until the statement of credi , policy, in preparation by reserve bank 1 and covering the whole credit situa tion, is made public. This committe
 called tonight on Secretary Meredit
 and the situation in which farmer generally find themselves was gon , over again.
Arizona republican., 1920-10-15
J. s. RAIL OWNERSHIP
 FORESEES CONTROL IF
 PRODUCTION Is CLAIM

NEW YORK, Oct. 14-Return of the railroads to governmet operation would be the forerunner of federal control of fundamental sources of production, such as steel, coal and copper, declared Alba B. Johnson of Philadelphia. presi- dent of the Railway Business associa- tion in an address tonight at banquet of the American Manufacturers Export association.
 "The national welfare requires us to stabilize the railway situation" said MT. Johnson, because we are in con- flict to preserve the principle of indi- vidual ownership of property and of individual oportunity. The railways are the first trench"
 Alfred Reeves. general manager of tho National Automobile chamber of commerce. said that the greatest devel- opment in automobile sales must come in foreign countries, thus necessitating greater exports from the United States. Mir. Reeves said that in this country there is one automobile for every four teen inhabitants. whereas fin the re- mainder of the world there is only one for every 2,S4O inhabitants.
 L. S. Rowe. newly appointed direc- tor general of the Pan American un- ion, told the exporters that capital must be more freely invested fin Latin Amer ica before American trade can hope to obtain a permanent foothold in those countries.
Arizona republican., 1920-10-15
CONDITIONS JUSTIFY s3 WHEAT DECLARES
 FARM BUREAU HEAD

CHICAGO, Oct. 14.-Decislon to is sue a statement explaining to farmers of grain growing states the situation in the wheat market was reached at a meating today of the executive com miftee of the American Farm Bureau Fe,Ieration. The statement, the com miitee announced, would point out the dailger of a shortage before another harvest and would urge that exports be curbed.
 In a statement, ]. R. Howard, presi dent of the federation. declared that unless "steps are taken at once to re- adjust matters we shall find that we have exported more wheat than we can spare and at prices to, the farmer which will discourage production next year
 The statement said that the latest government estimate on the wheat crop is 770,000,00 bushels and with the carry-over from 1919 there is a total of 800, 000, 900 bushels to meet all de- mands up to the 1921 harvest. Of this amount, it says, more than 250, 900 h;tve either been exported or contract ed for export. With carry over of 7OO00, 900 bushels necessary for 1921. exports and seed, there is accountable, the organization says, more than S50,- 010 900 bushels of the available 900,- Ol0o0o. leaving a balance of less than 5i5, 900. .000 bushels
 This is 100,000,000 bushels under America's normal consumption" Mir. Howard said. There is no secret in the grain trade that conditions of sup rly and demand justify a price of at least s3 and possibly $4 bushel for wheat, and the present demoralized condition of the grain market is largely due to manipulation and propaganda l by large spectators, who Sold tremen- l tlous quantities of wheat abroad ir June and July at prices then prevail 1 ing and who are now trying to fli 1 these orders at prices that will nei | them an extraordinary margin. One
 of the large packing houses is knowT l to hold huge contracts for export grair
 and has been interested in seeing tht l market beaten down"
Arizona republican., 1920-10-15
MANY SLAIN AND HURT IN STRIKE
 RIOTS IN ITALY
TRepubllcan A. p. Leased Wlre1

LONDON. Oct. 15--Many persons were killed and others wounded at va rious places in Italy during a two-hour strike Thursday. says a dispatch to the London Times from Rome.
 Nine persons were killed at San Gi- ovanni Rotundo. four were killed and fourteen wer~ wounded in Bologna. and one man was killed and several men were injured in a clash between strikers and police in Milan.
 Bombs were thrown at several hotels in Milan. including the Hotel Cavour, where the British delegation to the league of nations conference are stay ing. No one was injured.
 The offices of a socialist newspa- per were set on fire.
 A dispatch received in London Wed nesday night said that the leaders of the Italian socialist party and of the generaral conferedation of lobaro in Italy had published a joint manifesto in the Avanto of Rome ordering dem- onstrations in every town in Ital you Thursday. The object. it was, stated was to force the Italian government to recognize soviet Russia.
Arizona republican., 1920-10-15
Indict Sugar Go.
 For Profiteering


 POCATELLO, Ida, Oct. 1.-The Utah-Idaho Sugar company and eight of it's directors. C. w. Nibley. Thomas R. Cutler. Merrill Nebley, w. S. Me- Cornick David A smith. James c. Mur- dock. w. H. Wattis and s. Fl. Love were indicted by the federal grand jury here today on h charge of sales of necessary food produtca at unjust and unlawful prices in violation of the Lever act. Thirteen counts were found against the company and the individual directors.
 The Idaho Sugar company, is is alleged in the indictment, on or about May 1 of this year. had in it's possession or controlled 3O,OOO,000 pounds of sugar and that in each case the cost of pro- duction was S9.44 with a cost of deliv- cry of s1 per bag.
 Each of the thirteen counts in the indictment then charges specific sales of sugar in Idaho at prices ranging from s2331 per hundredweight to S24.31.