The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09

gnashin' his teeth like . wildly man
and when he can talk at all he claims
he viii begin BY finin' mo $500 for
gettin' a bun on. and. Joe. ] aint
had q drink In over u ycarl
Well. I found out that Gandii and
the White sox was all liars. and the
camera men which WIS there WINS
takin' pictures for n news weekly
and didn't even know was ON
earth. and Mr.. Wright had no idea
Of taiSin' movin' picture Of me
there. and l was crazy 10 hit Collins
and etc.
L SO there yvu have the wkoie IN
side story. Joe. OF that article IN tho
papers which said that me and Col.
Inns got In a fight durin' tho first
game OF the worlds series and was
canned for INSTRUMENTATION and etc.
Yours truly.
ED HARMON Qune = NE
Moviesl
y. s.--Nc doubt ycu r>en how
pleaded with Moran To give ma ono
moro chance. and how I went IN for
tho fourth gnme ana shut the White
s,ox out. 20 o. In spite OF the
crowd maxim madly efforts 20 an
sassinate me when I first come out.
Let me know what you think Of my
FIRST movic--so far hear It's rottcn'
ED HARMON.
CHAPTER v
Harmony Han
In me midst Of My Dnwtn's
Room. ". Y.
FRIEND AND ETC. JOSEPH
Joe. I arm writin' this underneath
the greatest Of difficulties. because
we are doin' noshin' less than movtn'
and everything h In wadiy con.
fusion
I Jeanne and my baby has already
gone forth TO my new home. but !
was left fiat here with the inssruc-
tons to como up with the motor
lorrtes English slang for truck. Joel
which Ia gonna try and move US so's
can SEQ that nothin' In shc lire Of
house furnishin's gets lost. strayess
or aoic on tho wuyS unIcas it's me
and In that case II don't make no
difference. It's easily enough to re-
place n husband. Joe. but f.oocy the
~ antics like our parior set In a.
rnrc as a hen with n toothAche and
must be watched like young infant
baby.
win ten you how n ccms b that
pass that ! arm movin'. JoA
- IN
wound UP and I have covered myself
up with glory. I come back 10 New
York with Jeanne 10 become . &C.
ond Geraldine Fairbanks In the
movies undoubsies-iy. you rvmem-
her told you W. had signed a Leave
with q huGc and famousiy company
which guarantees us almost nearly
ms much salary n Columbus wouidss
get now n he could come to life and
40 to work souFwhcrv ~ . judge Of
real estate.
Well jos. one Of the firxt ehfnes
that Grecss my eyes when ws srt
back TO my fiat In . official com.
mupiaue from the landlord sayin' he
wants 20 SEQ me nj my earliest con.
sWitHtt&G &tt8 VAHFI WWE0<S ~
ONCE. was kinda tired after the
trip Joe. and wouIdss rather Of gone
To bed. but . man like me bein' In
the pubiic's eye from mornin' 20
night II under certain obligations 10
ono and Rii. 70 went down 10 the
fasemenS where the landlord has q
office without no more further ado
I am forced to say. Joe. that this
guy didn't leap up OF his chair and
try to Kiss me or nothin' like that.
Instead. he merely fiicks n coIdly
nod In my direction and says
I've been expecting to. ~ you for
tho Lana week. Mfr. Harmon. Nave
you been out OF town."
Joe. can you imagine that, Have
been 'oufa town--afte what ] done
In the worlds s~rics,i
Are you tyin' TO MD me7- !
hoIlers. 10 a terrible rage. why. you
old boob. ] Just come back from balm
the bright. shinin' star Of tho worlds
series. which you prob'ty don't even
know what that r.. heyf
Worlds series OF whstr' he
| sneers.
! 'PmcheeS. you idioticai hick.' I
yeiIs. firiousiy with anger. "If !
knowed Al little ~ you DO about