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Evening star., 1920-08-10
FUTURE DAYS.
ADAM A. wESCHLER. AUCTIoNEER.
Bankruptcy Sale of Cafe and
Bakery, Furniture, Fixtures
I and Equipment; also Lease of
Premises, No. Oil 18th Street
NV

and Equipment; also Lease OF
Premises, No. Oil 18th Street
p NV.
BY virtue of an order Of the Supreme Court
Of the Distric. of Columbia. holding Bank-
ruptcy Court, in re the Maynard Cafe Com
pany Incorporated, bankruptcy No. l2i9 the
undersigned trustee will sell by public aucti3n
within the above premises on MONDAY. AZ
GUST NINTH, 1920. COMMENCING AT Ten
THIRTY AN. Upright Piano, Mahogany nm
ished Brentwood Chairs. Tables, Wall ana FiooG
Cases, Cashiers Office. two National Cash
Registers, Ice-Cooed Mahogany Display case.
Garland Gas Range, Broler. Battery Conee
Crns, two Banta Refrigerators. ten Electro
OsclIating Fans. Steam Table. Electric Disc
Washer Cake Griddle, Ice Cream Cabinet
Steel Kitchen Table, Iron Safe, Linen, Plated
Ware. Crockery, Kitchen Requisites. Electric
Signs. Electric Sharpless Emulsiher. Electric
Potato Peeer, Scing Machine. Ice Crusher
Hot Water Heater and Boiler. Electric Cham-
pion' Dough Mixer, Electric Champion Cake
Mixer, Meek" Revolving Oven, Bread Trough
Biscuit Cutter. Electric Typhoon Exhaust Sys-
tenn. Galv. Sinks, Paper Baler. Platform
s>~,es Groceries, ETC., also une1plreo lease
e, nismixes.
Sbe above will firsr be orered as an entirety.
and if a satisfactory bid is not received Will be
Immediately sold in detail.
PAUL V. ROGERS, Trustee,
au3-5t Evans building.
The above sale is postponed until MONDAY,
AUGUST SIXTEENTH, 1920, at the same
hour and place
aus-d&dbs FAIL V. ROGERS. Trustee
Evening star., 1920-08-10
ADAM A. wEsCHLER. AUcTIoNEER.
Trustees Sale of Steam
boat e. Madison Hall"

by virtue of certain deed of trust mort
gage. da ted November 26. 1917. and recorded
at the customhouse. Washington. ID. c.. in
JIook Is. page 9S. the undersigned trustees will
sell by public auction ut the old ferry wharf.
foot of 7th street southwest. on MONDAY,
THE SIXTEENTH DAY OF AUGUST, 1920
AT TWO-THIRTY O'CLOCK PM. the steam
beat ''E. Madison Hall" her engines, boilers.
tackle anchors. boats and all and singular. the
said paraphernalia of the said steamer Of every
kind. nature and description appertaining and
belonging thereto, permanent enrolment cer-
tifcate p. No. Z. port of Washington. ID. c.,
district of Maryland.
Terms: Cash
ALEXANDER H. BELL,
HENRY +. WOODARD.
an5-d&dhs Trustees
Evening star., 1920-08-10
The eAbbySchooI for Young Ladies

300 18th ST. NV.
Modern. efficient practical courses in Do
nestle Art Science, Sccretarial Work, Music
or Languages. NJ. A. ZURH0RST. Principal.
Evening star., 1920-08-10
TOURS.
MUSICAL INSTRUCTION.

TKTLELE, MANDOLIN. VIOLIN STUDIO
Ukulele taught in ten lessons. Studio 177a
Columbia road NV Phone Col Si4S 1t;s
Evening star., 1920-08-10
POTOMAC BEACH

Coolest and most delightful of river resorts
Finest salt water bathing. Take steamer st.
Johns or Baltimore boats for Colonial Beach
Potomac Beach bus meets all boats. The best
place to spend your vaca ton. Write for in.
formation and reservations. FRANK &.
BRERETON. Potomac Beach. Va. phone
Main 5000. 49,
Evening star., 1920-08-10

Formerly the Sherman. Mrs. Tasker and
Lowe. Props Cool rooms. acres nf lawn.
Excellent table.
HARPERS FERRY. W. VA.
HILL TOP HOUSE-REBUII.T: UNDER SAME
which has succe ssfully run 1t for
thirty years. Modern throughout. including
running water in all rooms without private
bath. Noted for its cleanliness and good table.
Rates from So so up per week. American plan.
T. s. LOVETT, Proprietor.
Evening star., 1920-08-10
Colonial Beach Hotel

400 feet beach front, 10 acres shady lawn,
appetizng food. artesia1 water, good service.
Fishing. grabbing, saltwater bathing from
hotel, dancing. etc. Orchestra during meals
SIG to SO weekly; s. to 81 daily. American
nlan. FRANk d. BLACKSTONE. Prop. lOe
Evening star., 1920-08-10
HOTEL BYRD

On Boardwalk and Bathing Beach. All out
side rooms. Excellent meals. Rates. $500 to
S4 90 daily. $1,000 to $500 weekly.
New Management MRS. A. PIKE.
an319
Evening star., 1920-08-10
ATLANTIC CITY. N. j,

au3-d&dkexSu
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-17
FRY TEA
FOR YOUR LIVER

Look In the mirror and observe
the appearance OF YOUR SKIN. Doe
II look sallow? Are there pimples
on your face? Dizziness. pains in
the back. costiviness. swollen ston.
aeh. biliousness' II YOU have any
OF the above symptoms your liver i
certainly out OF ia. Now TO have
clear skin, bright eyes. pure blood
and q sound liver. brew tea mad,
from 4 box OF Granger Liver Regu.
iator. Pour a pint % boiling water
over the contents Ct one box and
YOU will have q pin, OF the finest
liver regulator ever made. a d COS,
Of only IS cents. This will cleai
your liver. strengthen IL and civ,
you pep, snap and a good. perfect
health you 50 much ceside. II h.
pleasant 10 take Granger Liver Regu.
lator. and when brewed into a te.
II does not cause nausea. nor inter
fere with your eating. pleasure OF
work. II clears mp and pur.fies your
system, cleans out your bowels In ai.
easy way, making you feel fine. with
q good appetite.
Granger Liver Regulator Il solo
by leading druggists everywhere OF
oy mail on receipt OF - cents Ad
dress Granger Med. Co. Chatta.
nooga, Tenn.--adv.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-17
PANHANDLE c. {.
UNION REGISTERS
QUOTA IN A DAY

The Panhandle Christian Endolv-
br Union went over the top yes
terday In its campaign To register
ifs quota OF a. for the state conven-
tIon 10 be held In Dallas. June ?
10 IL inclusive. according 90 reports
received BY o. Hicks Daniel. prcsi.
dent OF the union.
As soon as the quota was rccciV-
ed last week. letters were sent out
all over the district calling attention
20 the plan OF the Panhandle Union
10 win the banner for registering It's
delegates first. And when the to-
tails were checked up last night, II
was found that so had registered
Mr.. Daniel Immediately sent tele.
gram 20 state headquarters at Dat
las. stating that the district had
registered its quota, and be- also
telegraphed the money for dele
gates.
The competition ior first honor Is
strong all over the state and u b.
understood that other districts plan
ned to pat over their quotas Just az
soon as they learned the number
they were expected To get. Should
the Panhandle district not win first
prize. II T. Of least hrlicc ed IL will
run any other d'sigici . close see
ord. accori NJ to - Daniel
Tho Memphis Christian EnGcavo.
societies wcro 81, .-urd icl as thcir
quota and shortly otter aoon yes
tcrday. they iclcphancl r "a regis
trants 10 " n1r Gc-ieiraut
from oihcg ,ot 20 es ..r sa follows.
Central Prcshs tcrisa Church. Anna.
rillo. Z; First Congregational Church
Amarillo. 1; Liitleticld Society. |
Hale Center Socic'y. 3. First Pres
byterian church, Hereford. > FRS
Christian church. Amarillo. q.
About six OF these delegates wc,,
registered at the district convention
held In Littletield Last fall Will,
the remainder consisted 90 tn
registration held yesterday. Wor,
received in Amarillo said that IN,
societies In Hereford could not NEE
on account u. the in lucuza cpidc
mic and Il Is not expected that an
registration was held uaic3s Il wa
by q personal canvass.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-17
PANHANDLE ATTRACTS
ATTENTION ABROAD

Even n The government aud his
iInancicrs are worrying owe. the col
lapse In the value of foreign oN
change local Oh men did not buihc,
about anything so far away unt
Thursday when Britishor wrote Q
letter to the Wolf creek on COM
pauy and offered To buy stock In oX-
change for prItish treasury note
Ordinarily British pound sterling
exchanges M the rate of about sac
" United states currency Just nov
70 3, worth little over
n Holton of rgmnrhlm Ems
land Offered to buy the stock CON.
pany which Is operating Boo the Pan
handle section The fame ut th"
Mastorsou and Ranch creek .glsscrs
IN the Panhandle illcd attarctcd llol
tons offer lie say, he don't bother
about bank drafts because he use.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-17
FRENCH FARMS iDl.E ~
Youth tIOIk To tIll

PARIS. Feb. France accord
ne TO her Minister OF Arr.cul'ur
today unable 20 support moro thal
oaC-haif ~ her t0.ooo.O0o inhgbig
ants. owing to the abandonment oO
the farm by the Younger generation
who are ilocking to the cities
With almost go. 100000 acres e.
fertile lrud now I'ln as q result a.
this exodus. the graIn crop IN
iw.nllsd from le0.0oo.0ou pound
Of wheat and oihcr cereals 10 l'i.
10 about ouc-halt during the pas
year
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-17
ENOUGH CAS- WASTED
To SUPPLY AMARILLO
FOR MONTHS CHARGED

Thni enough gas has been wasted
10 the Amarillo field within the past
few months Co supply the city lor
three years. was the assertion made
yesterday hy q person who Is closely
watching the OH and gas develop
ment IN the Panhandle recently Tie
declared that DO was criminal 20
see .1rh a large wastagc eff gas for
no necessary reasons az an
1.-The Texas Railroad Commission
has charge OF matters aloag this
line aud should be informed ~ the
laXncss OF some OF the operators in
the Amarillo field. declared bust
ness man today THAT body has
declared that gas should not be-
wasted and has prohibited the blow
Ing of wells TO get extraordinary
flows OF gas or oil In order 10 get
spectacular pictures for advertising
OF other purposes %
1, Is also charged that the fact
hat pas is allowed 90 escape Is
causing the pressure 10 decrease ih
other wells In adjoining regions.
These wells that are capped should
have little II any decrease IN IA,
pressure and II is declared that the
falling ofi H. due 10 the uucallcd Tor
waste By certain operators
This AmarilloJn said that thOs'
Who are Interested IN seeing the "a s.
field last as long as possible shoula
90 % an operators and request th'W
10 esp all flowing gas wells /.
/ s,cndy suggestions cannot produce
nv results. then he declared iua'
be- matter should Immediately b.
''kcu NJ with the Texas Railroad
Commission.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-17
CROOKS mn NOT TAKE
I.OOII. MT ITS COM

CHICAGO. Fob lo Arrivinr
home In time To .c. two barglar
escaping through thr front door
with bags " loot. Edward A. Porl.
ruticr was greatly relieved To d..
cover they had taken only $500
in lcwclry and had mot disturbed hi,
sidohoard lie called the polio" Who
spent much time hunting about the
-idchoard for fingorprui-
\ little later Nh pcrlmuUcr felt
that q bit Of q kick would uot be-
ami,s Ba, when he went ,acrr The
,.dcboard was bare. aud poor Ed
ward didn't have even three fingers
loft
Draw YOUR own conc lusiOUs.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-17

British treasury notes 20 pay bills.
The Wolf Creek on company haa
1000 acres In Lipscomb count, Pan
handle field. 4, expects 10 begin
drilling soon. 4 derrick and a coo
Darrell fuel and water tanks has
been shippd from Wichita Kan. To
the location Fort Worth Record,
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-17

The record number OF roses pro
ducsd by one tree at a time Is 6ooo
This remarkable number was born
~ tree on a rose-growing estate
In Holland
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-17

Red Cross Ball blue Is the finest
product % It's kind IN the world
Every woman who hiss used II knows
this statement 20 be tduc.
Amarillo daily news. [volume] (Amarillo, Tex.) 19??-current, 1920-02-17

ST. PETERSBURG. Fla. Feb. T..
-Zeke Barnes l. good pitcher but
he Isn't holdont ne piiche.
horseshoes Every other shot
ringer al 40 feet" Is his speciality.
When the snnuS state Barnyard
Golf tourney opens az 81 Peters
burg. Fla. the week ~ Feb 90.
Zeke will be- there ~ his best form.
He l. N years old. the oldest en-
try registered Tor the meet tie
formerly lived In North Dakota. but
now has a home in Florida. He
doesn't lose his tempe- or ever ge'
peeved. That's why be- ran ring
the stakes every other time
Arizona republican., 1920-05-23

FOR SALE-Chevrolet Roadster. run only 4000 miles, excellent condition; will sell for cash or take in Ford tour ing car. Phone 1566 ISIS w. Wash ington. dI
Arizona republican., 1920-05-23
IIIMBER
Prices are per 1000 square feet. KS 10 1x12-inch boards -..-.... $45.0

Prices are per 1000 square feet. 1x6 10 1x12-inch boards -....... $45.00 Rough No. 1 com. 2x6 joists, rough No. 1 com. ...-. $45.oe Ain. studding, rough No. 1 com. $45.00 3-fn studding ..S45.O0 2x6. surfaced 4 sides ..S65.o0 to $75.00 2x4 surfaced 1 sides ..$65.00 to S75.00 1x6, dressed and match, $65.0O to s75.00 1bx4, beaded ceiling ....$ $45.00 to S65.00 1Sx6 and wider resaw ...... $3O.OO Good grade cu1l lumber. per
 1000 feet $z5.OV Mining timber. 6x6 to 10x10 ..... $45.00 Battens, 1zx3 ...-.....-.-.-... $45.OO 50, 900 feet of S2S No com.
 bOarGS -.....-. Soo.OO Roofing, Sash, Doors, Frames, Mold fngs. Let me make you out a list of lumber required Bring your plans. can read them. 30 years practical ex- perience. | have the right stuff that will build a little home for little money. My prices are spot cash at the yard. These prices hold good until further notice This stock just been unloaded. I bought it for spot cash and spot cash will move it
 OHLRAU LUMBER YARD AND PHOENIX FLAMING MILL
 502 s. First Ave. tf
Arizona republican., 1920-05-23

ONE folding spring cot. l folding chair. dog. pint fruit jars. A bargain. .Io26 E. AIoreland St ak
Arizona republican., 1920-05-23
For Sale or Exchange

property. rents for $40 per month; will trade for a or 3-acre chicken ranch. Phone 2s71. dn
Arizona republican., 1920-05-23
For Sale-Eggs & Poultry


 For SaIe-Eggs & Poultry a--~@->~~~~~~~~~s~~Ssss SsssS~s~-~-~>-~~--~~~~~~~-~-> FOR sALE-A couple of turkey gobblers and one hand washing ma chine. 112 F. Monroe. dg RHODE Island Red baby chicks, with mothers: broilers and flyers come quick. leaving country. Third house east Glendale car line on Indian school road. dg FOR SALE@Four Brown. four Buff Leshorns. s1.25 each: Reds. s1.f9 each; laying freely; mostly one year old. Southwest corner Seventh St. ane Virginia Ave.
 RHODE Island Red chickens. ready 24th. Young ostrich, s25 each. More land Hatchery, 1902 East Moreland St. Phone s331. dk FINE bred Buff Orpington mother hen and chicks: S-month cockerels. 119e East Monroe St. ak I50 CHICKS for sale: 75 fryers. See N. R. Fox. Park View Place. II SPRING baby chicks for sale-40o. 00t s. C. White Leghorn baby chicks from heaviest laying (Hoganized) stcck. Price during May and June, 20, So: 50. s9; loo, $14. Special prices 500 and 1000 lots. Safe delivery guar anteed. You pay only for chicks re- ceived alive and in good condition; no money in advance, pay on delivery. Shipped safely anywhere west of Rockies Finest hatchery in the world. Estab blished 1898.
 MUST HATCH INCUBATOR co.
 400 Seventh St. Petaluma, Calif 1t FOR SALE-40O lovely flyers; will deliver Wednesday and Saturday in lots of or more. 40c per ID. live or soc dressed. Call 156J5, Glendale. dg TWO dozen young Plymouth Rock hens. S2.00 each: fine rooster $500. All or separate 1427 N. Third St. ak
 FEED
 Those chicks steel cut oats for fast growth.
 PHoENIx SEED & FEED co.
 125 l.. JEFF. ST. If PURE-BRED laying hens. 6 Brown Leghorns, 6 White Leghorns, Rhode Island Reds. 1920 Grand Ave. If 125 RHODE ISLAND RED hens; heavy laying strain; if you want good on Bethany Home road. Croswell. dg FOR sALE-Nice fat hens BOG pounds flyers, 40c pound. Mears, 1J42 ". Van Buren. Phone s375. dg FOR sALE-1s White Leghorn lay ing hens. 1510 W. Madison. dg FOR SALE - Thoroughbred Rhode l Island hens and flyers. 629 N. 7th St.
 dg FOR SALLY Young laying hens; last house south goth St. and river. dg FOR SALE-Three thoroughbred White Leghorn roosters. year old Phone 453S. If FRYERs-11a -lb, s7.50 per dozen delivered. Phone S939. al EGGS and poultry bought and sold. 50232 ". Van Buren. Phone s080. 6bl
 For Sale or Exchange 7 NEW three room frame house and lot for ear, Maxwell 1919 or Dodge 1919. Phone S350 after D. m.
 WILL sell or exchange $40 acres state lease, 9 miles west Casa Grande. fronting Casa. Grande- Maricopa high way, for lots or improved property. Wheeler, 530 w. Washington. Phone 3376 It WILL trade either 40 or so acres state lease land. Casa Grande valley. for automobile in good condition. Wheeler. 5S0 W. Washington St Phone 3376 Ii
Arizona republican., 1920-05-23

FOUR large horses, cheap. One mile south Roosevelt school. Smart dm
Arizona republican., 1920-05-23
For SaIe-Live Stock

~~~-~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~S----~~-~>~-~~~-~~~>>~~~~> REGISTERED Holstein Du1I from A. R. o. COW with seven day record 17.34 as 2-year- old. NJ E. Wood. Glen dale. 5p FOR SALE-A fine Jersey heifer, 6 months old, and two Jersey cows. Frank J. Blount, 1902 \. Central ave.
 tf FOR sALE-140 head of cattle, 60 fresh milk cows. 30 head Holsteins. 90 head Jerseys. II miles west on Buck eve road. J ". Spears dl ONE good team 4-year- mules. 215O lbs: one good team young horses, 2150 lbs Half mile north Indian san itorium, l4 mile east. Call forenoons.
 al FOR SALE-Two good mares with mule colts. 14 mile east Fowler school, Yuma Road. v. Fl. Weast. dg FOR SALE = Team horse See Bracken on Ave. o. between lateraIs r and IS opposite Miller Dairy. two miles directly north of Glendale ak FOR RENT = Twenty -four work mules with harness. 201 N. 7th Ave. Phone 1764. ". L. James. dg THOROUGHBRED Boston bull bitch. Perfectly marked. Cheap if taken at once. 723 $. Center St. dg WE buy old horses to destroy; dead stock removed free of charge if notified at once. Phone 98. Glendale 7k FOR SALE-By New Cornelia Cop per Company Ajo. Arizona. ten mules; also miscellaneous lot of wagons dump wagons and equipment. Must be sold in one lot. Prospective buyers can in spect stock and equipment at any time.
 If NOTICE TO HORsEMrN = The best Kentucky jack in Arizona will stand this season 1 mile north of fair grounds and half mile east on Thomas road. Phone 3703. gs RABBITS-BargaIn. three does. one buck. small. 6-ft. hutches. $10. Call 91s East Garfield If Belgian hares. 3 does, 1 buck. 10 small: cheap. s16 E. Gar field. If FOR SALE-Forty tuberculosis tested Ho.stein cows. ". D. Baxter. phone, 11R21 or HRS. Buckeye If FAILED SORGHUM EAr-At Tore- son, Arizona; first class for work stock as we'll as cattle; can givs numerous references as to feeding value for york stock; hay carries ma tured grain. For sale at SIS per ton in lots up to 1000 tons.
 HOLMES -WOOTEN RANCH co.
 Phoenix Phone 1922. Ranch 2o1R2. fl WANTED TO BUY-Four little mares and horses for southern market. must be fat. sound and good workers. NJ. Yount at NcMullen & Abercrombie Horse and Mule Market. POI N. 7th Ave. Phone f764. If MULES for rent. See scates New State Corral. Fourth Ave. and Madison Phone 1873. If
Arizona republican., 1920-05-23
For SaIe-Automobiles ~

E DODGE touring car for sale. 1s W. Adams St. al
 LOCOMOBILE and Oldsmobile for sale: bargains. Mint Cafe, 40 S. Center Street. dp
Arizona republican., 1920-05-23

SMALL. new steel cook stove, at SOP IN. Sixth Ave Price S15. dp
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-01
MANUFACTURERS TO
MEET IN VANCOUVER

VANCOUVER. u. G., June IL
Hundreds OF delegates from all parts
OF Canada are expected to attend the
annual convention OF the Canadian
Manufacturers association here June
Z. 5 and ,. according to officers OF
the British Columbia division OF the
association. Arrangements have
been completed for two special trains
from Toronto to bring delegates and
their wives.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-01

Pat and Mike. who we're nslEhbor,
In n. Old eoun,fy. happened TO dis.
appear from public gaze at about ,h"
sam. time Pat had stolen n watch
from a blind man. while Mike mis-.
took someone's cos Tor hls own sud
sold a. A. luck would have u they
we're both drafted 20 N" same pris.
on. and a, church parade on sunday
morning they had chance for a
moments talk
Said Nike top av the mornin' TO
ye Pat. and phwat might the tolm-
be- Sure and ,is you tho, knows all
about watches"
But he couldn't get ahead Of Pat.
who replied Mike. ma lad. sure
an rs Just about mllkln' time"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-01

Hobsft ruftis. a itrofiis Il nj
isoaiuh opsfa,ls s,sIr k.s ,t,i NJ
Pfin,ipsi lsRoT iolss 10 '0ry tfs
sai op-Fas. a fssofl iss vt"
possess ~, pToiesslossl Az
covers p-tiui % nufr 'sss i''si|
ycars zhd duTnG ihs sfsaisf ~ 4
this time he hss sunt is ~ n
th.aiF-
The hss soslaiisn oas,ss fna|
the SrS Nofh Assrmblf ssa v
.rfo 90, stfonEiy IN ia'o' 4 "
party principle oi il'ssi 80
a. Applied to themselves
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-01
NO HEADACHE OR
NEURALGIA PAIN
det a 10 cent package Of DR..
James Headache Powders
and don't suffer.

When your head ache. you sImp,y
must have relief or you will 10 VIII
ns needless 10 suffer when You can
take remedy like DR.. James Head.
ache Powders and relieve the pain and
neuralgia ut once. Send so,neons 3.
th" rug store now for q dime pask 40.
O . ". Jsmes' Hssdaeh. : 'ovds,.
bo. suffer . IN q few mou,enx you
ssssslgis psiA
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-01

Henry Ford says that Berlin. Lon.
don and New York will. within q few
years. be only a day apart. The IA
cihc will be crossed by air and trans.
oceanic travel in light and speedy
airahips will be- common within
three 20 ave years.
The march OF progress: In olden
times outlaws held up lone stage
coaches; nowadays they hold up On.
tire railroad systems.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-01

Theai reminds ~ OF the following
conysrsatIon which Ne heard outside
a local hospital the other morning.
Well. young man. ri soon have
you on your fee, again"
"You'e right Doctor. III have 10
sell my car 10 pay your bill"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-01

That's almost as good ~ the story
10 the priest who ran into an Irish.
man eating a mess OF sausage on q
Friday.
"Tmm Dooian" quote the priest,
list on d blessed Friday that ye'd
lose yer sowl fer dish o. mate?"
"Taint mste yer Riysrince--its
sossidge."
IT'S mate" said the priest, "and
yen do pinance.
- lO'ght wan thin father plasc. -
YEN bring load o wood 10 me
house ter-morrer,
The next morning. as the priest
stepped from the house. he discover.
ed Tim tipping a load Of sawduSt In.
TO his basement.
"Timothy--phwat Is all thIa?"
ITS the pinnanca sure" said Tim.
But Oi said wood. That's not
wood"
"Woll' said Tim ~ sossldge IL
mate, then that's wood"
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-01
POT POURRI
n, LONE STAR

We asked Fred English the other
day what the difference between
lightning and electricity was, and
what do YOU think Freddie told us'
Listen s--."you don't have to pay
no,hin' for lightnin',
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-01

Mr.. Bryan hores that his bonedry
policy will dampen Governor Wet"
Edwards OF New Jerseys ehanees In
the Democratic National ConNsn.
tion
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-01

whence comes the cali. tn. mystic
SPELL
Why. that's tn. trs, ,hinx our life
teaches
To search. to seek, TO travel aide:
Sc wAat's behind the iis,an, reaches
Our ears are closed. our fee, are tied
By long convention: so ~- h.sr
The summons. family clear.
But VIII not follow 30 the call
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-01

So the local Standard OIL branch
Is improving III. service ~- see
what's the Us. OF ,ha, -. cant buy
gas
Did you ever hear the story OF the
Jew Who took his son ikey into q
restaurant with him for dinner
Soup was 'h. nrs, eours. served. and
II happened that a ny had gotten In.
TO Keys soup. oh. fad.r--iook -
said the Jewette. there's a ny In
my soup" Hush shon" said IN.
old Jew. "es, III. soup TIL you get to
the bottom OF the dish. and then We
veil call the Walter. unit h. viii Eif
you anodsr poxl free OF cost. ml,ou,
sharsing you"
The meanest man In the world
though. IL the man Who eats soup all
the tim. to keep from wearing out
his teeth
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-06-01

could pull Oh a round OF t~o With
that old "a, boz over there 10 the
corner