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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02
FROM SUBLIME TO RIDICU-
LOUIS

Now that Italy and Jugo-Slavia have
reached a final agreement on all the
Adriatic territory which was in dispute,
Italy Is apparently determined to be
done with the fantastic toolishncss OF
Gabrielle D'Annunzio. Latest dispatches
report Fiume surrounded by italian reg
ulars, with the italian commander stat
ing that he will do his best to avoid
bloodshed.
When the war ended. It appeared that
F'iume was to be given to Jugo-Slavia
and even some OF the leading italian
statesmen were willing 20 compromise
especially as President Wilson favored
the Jugo-Slav claim. D'Annunzio. with
q. volunteer force. seized the city and a
small strip OF surrounding territory and
has since held II.
In all probability he did Italy SER
vice by this action. for by the final set
Element Fiume is made an independent
state. connected with Italy by a strip
OF land and under Italian control. This
means, Of course, that within few
years, F1ume will be part Of Italy. It
would naturally be supposed that
D,Annunzio would be pleased by this
settlement. which Is a personal triumph
for him. but his vanity seems to be ruff
ma by the fact that he was not asked
for his consent In note to the Italian
government. he claims the right OF self
determination for Fiume. states that he
has not recognized Jugo-Slaria and that
he objects TO the name state Of F'iume."
II is not surprising that Italy
patience is exhausted. D'Annunzio has
been tolerated and even admired for his
original stand. but ne seems incapable Of
realizing that the .extenuation of his
aSts no longer exists. In other words.
he does not know when to quit. and
thus falls short OF true greatness.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02
THE RECOGNITION OF
MEXICO

The desire to assume credit for Mex
tcos recovery Is probably back OF the
Wilson Administrators announced plan
OF early recognition. Mr.. Wilson has
been severely and deservedly criticised
for his bungling in Mexican affairs. and
no doubt sees IN the present more for
TO claim justification.
Circumstances. which have removed
the Yankee haters from control Of the
Mexican government and Installed men
OF saner and broader purpose. lead L
the. belief that Mexico Is on the
threshold OF a new era Without assist :
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02
BACHMANN TO ANNOUNCE
APPOINTMENT SATURDAY

Prosecuting Attorney Carl O..
Rachmann yesterday stated that he will
formally announce his appointments or
assistant prosecuting attorney next
Saturday. Although nothing definite has
been given out, II has been rumUred
about town for several DAYS thar the
assistants will be Attorneys Austin V.
Woods and CIintnn Campbell.
ShrrIfr-c'cct Harry ClOuS" will mako
his appointments in about two weeks
according 10 a statement made nv him
yesterday Their. are Il number Of h"pu-
ties Ia be named. rs we'll AS the office
fnrfn
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02

The total OF one entire Liberty Loan.
$4,000. 00V.00c Is said to have been
wasted in government shipbu!lding and
ship operation. Not spcnt-wasted
That 81 as pretty clear idea Of the
costly incompetence at Washington dur
ing and since the war
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02

Washington D. Vanderlip, who OBJ
tained q Bolshevist concession in Kam-
chatka says, "Leninc Is not only a
Washington or a Lincoln. but both"
And If the concession had been a little
larger. he would no doubt throw in a
Wilson for good measure.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02
COUNTERFEIT sac BILL.

WhNslinE bankers and business men
have b""n warned n watch for tn" an
penrancr OF counterfeit $50 bills In this
city. one nf them was discovered in Il
Martins Ferry bank The hill. II was
found. was one OF the So denomination
raised to n twenty.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02

This Is no place for an anarchist,
STA. The dear old United States. pre-
sumably. is the only country in which
anarchists can be perfectly happy.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02
a TEXAS rcoNocrAsr,

Our guess Is Thai Whom tho brIdH
promises To love. honor and obey she Is
lust as earnest as when she kisses the
bridegrooms folks.--F'rom tho Dallas
News.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02

k-k-aty. wonderful Katy,
You're the only rail for which once
did fall.
And should they assess me
Twenty or thirty.
I'll paste YOUR certificate on tho Kitchen
Wall.
Mutiades. In New York Tribune
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02
TWO JAILED FOR FATAL
STABBING AT LISBON

Special Dispatch TO The Intelligencer.
Lisbon. Ohio. Dec. l.-Pruno Fudoit
and Michael Fudoli are under arrest
here tonight as suspects in an attack
today UPON Nick Yrodi, %, coal miner.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02

The GelsinEor family Is pursued 10y
hard luck. First Miss Charlotte was
seriously injured. and then her brother.
G. II. GclsinGcr. had a leg broken while
he was drhornings cattle. Mr.. and Mrs.
Ge!sinEcr are now the parents OF a
baby sun born Sunday night.--Frum the
Sioux Rapids RepublicanPress.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02

IF. T. A." in The New York Tribune.
suggests that Christmas cards this year
bear the words. "ArmistiCc on earth.
good will toward men"
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02

What makes scientists think there
is a missing link" asks an exchange
Probably the shortness of the space be-
tween some men and some monkeys.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02

Mingo county is the only part OF our
state that really knows how IL sympa-
thize with Ireland.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02

are made on or before March Is, II will
be highly desirable to do some revising
at the coming session along certain
lines. The president will hardly over
look this strategic advantage. but.
with the overwhelming majority which
they will have in both houses in the
spring. 1t will be apparent to the coun-
try that any legislation permitted by
the Republicans at the short session will
be unselhsh action by the Republican
party for the public good.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02

headed, 50-cent pieces will soon cease TO
go around disguised ms dollars.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02

Anything that can drive man to
drink these days certainly has some
driving power behind It,
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02
BLUEPRINT OF PURITAN SUNDAY
DINNER.
1rcK OF AN IOWA FAMILY.
I3Inr I'OInt
IlluCilSh

Rlueberry III. Blue Mango
The table linen, obviously. Will BE-
washed In hlucing,-New York Tribune
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02

Rodi was stabbed five times In the
back and one in the face. His condition
is serious Dodi told the police he had
been threatened because Of his atten.
tion TO Mary Fudoli, sister OF Pruno
Fudoli.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02

Il am Gideon" declares Annunzlo.
Giddy, would bc more exact.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02

Many Politicians Publicly camoring for Public Aid tor The
Constituents Privately Admit That the Government
Has Been Right in Withholding It.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02
work for RaInmakers.

insufficient rain accounts for tho ab-
senCe of crops in nearly 4 third of the
country.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-12-02
Mark Sullivan Says Great
Pressure to Influence Acts
of Reserve Board Has Failed

Refusal of Board and Secretary Houston to Play FoIc
to Satisfy Demands of Cotton Growers Big Factor
in Break Up of Solid South.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
100000 Lost"
War Prisoners

but II is found that at present a train
load day means more than the ship
ping available can clear. so one train
every two days Is the rule at present.
The bolsheviki are prepared to double
this service when required"
Sand how have the men been treat
cdr he was asked.
Every much better than expected"
was the reply. "They have, Of course.
had hard time. but most of them say
they have no reason to complain, as
they get as much food as the ordinary
population of the district they were in.
met several patches who came
through to Berlin, and was fayorably
struck with their appearance.
''The essential need now Is shipping
and money"
Doctor Nansen's report has been
submitted to the League Of Nations.
1t follows the line Of the interview.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
Examination to Be Held in August
to FIN Classes Normally
Full in June.
some CAUSES OF VACANCIES
Reaction Against Militarisn1 and High
err Salaries Of Civil Life Among
Those Cited-Some Con-
qressmen Are Lax.

washington.--H the seven seas
lost their lure2 Do the ghosts of John
Paul Jones. Farragut and Perry, ana
others of like fame, no longer beckon
adventuresome and ambitious Ameri-
can youths to clear the decks OF the
nations ships for action?@
There are approximately 400 va
cancies on the rolls of the United
States Naval academy ut Annapolis.
Another examination must be held In
August to fill up the classes that
should have been filled by June. APP
parently young men no longer scram-
BILE for the privilege of becoming the
admirals of tomorrow.
Yet navy officials believe this is
only temporary condition. The sea
and Uncle Sans "navee," they are
confident, have not lost permanently
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
GOT LIQUOR FOR SICK BABY
Theatrical Couple in Ohio Town Re
ceives Donations From
Churchgoers.

Lancaster, O.-The following adves
tisement appeared in local news
paper:
"Wanted-A little whisky for me
dicnal use for five-year-old child who
is desperately ILL.,"
The ad was inserted by Mr.. and
Mrs. l.. J. Birney, theatrical people.
who were forced to leave their show
here on account of the childs Illness
He had a prescription for the whisky
but Lancaster druggists had failed to
take out licenses to sell intoxicants.
A number of people on their way
to church stopped at the hotel where
Mr.. and Mrs. Blrney and child were
staying and left whisky.
Dry detectives are now In the field
threatening arrests, while public sen
timent In many quarters has lined up
behind the couple.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
400 ARE NEEDED
AT ANNAPOLIS

their appeal to the spirit of the young
men of America. The opportunities
in the service are greater than ever.
Many Attractions.
Submarines that prowl near the
bottom of the sea; hydroplanes and
"bimps" that soar above; destroyers
that churn the surface of the ocean !;
battle cruisers of wondrous speed and
majestic bulk; electrically driven SUI
perdreadnaughts and quickly reached
ports of call where the daring deeds
Of history have been written-all
these are offered today to the young
man who would enter. Annapolis and
become part of the sea forces OF
this republic.
Therefore, though there may be 400
the navy department at Washington
is only temporarily concerned and has
faith In the maximum enrolment.
Perhaps the American youth needs on
ly n reminder of what he may be-
come.
Three principal reasons are ascribed
here for the vacancies at the naval
academy. They are:
A natural reaction following the end
Ing Of the war, and national sub
consciousness which draws every one
away from things military.
The high salaries and wages received
by young men in industry, making
years of study and the comparatively
modest emoluments of naval career
for the time unattractive.
Hardness of members Of congress
in making appointments which are ac-
credited under the law to every mem
Der of the senate and the house.
There are doubtless other reasons
which may be later discussed, but the
three headings enumerated probably
furnish almost full explanation Of tho
necessity for additional entrance ex-
aminatlons. In all likelihood the high
cost of living has had its effect on
academy entrances just as 1t has on
every other line Of endeavor.
Interior States Short.
An analysis of the vacancy list
shows that the interior states have
the greatest number Of appointments
yet to be made. Evidently the youth
far removed from shores against which
the wild waves beat Is contented with
his job on the farm, In the Office or
In the workshop. Either that or the
member Of congress who Is privileged
TO make appointments for entrance
examinations has not diligently sur
yeyed his district for ellgibles or pre-
scented to his constituents the advnn-
tages of n naval career.
The "llst of vacancies for midship-
men for 1920" which Is available at
the navy department reveals that there
are 1872 vacancies which senators and
representatives are entitled to fill by
appointment. In addition the navy de-
partment itself has approximately 20
vacancies to fill from the enlisted
ranks. Previous examinations have
made eligible for admission to the
academy some 30 Of the 100 candI-
dates allotted to the department prop,
or. The department expects TO com
plcte Its roster At the forthcosni1g On
tra examination.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
Army Treatment
of Tuberculosis

able in this institution for the treat
ment of tuberculosis.
The surgeon generals Office has
taken great pride in this hospital and
has been most energetic in the en-
deavOr 10 have everything Mt the top
notch of efficiency. The success
achieved has amply demonstrated
what can be done by skill and devo-
ton.
When the hospital was built In the
fall of 1917 Western specialist in tu-
herculOsls was Installed He re-
tired and returned TO private work.
and was succeeded by Col. William &.
Lyster. Il regular army man of more
than twenty years service. He had
held very responsible posts In England
and France and had been decorated by
King George with the Order Of st. Mi
chael and st. George. Prior to the
war he was known to army men as
the inventor of the Lyster water bag
for the use Of troops In the field.
which Is always used when fresh wa
ter Is unobtainable.
Many difficulties in the way of pro-
viding an ideal treatment for the tu-
berculous were encountered at first
One Of the most apparent was the
amount of money allowed for the daily
ration. The war department allowed
but GA cents. an amount experts say
Is totally inadequate 10 provide the
proper kind and quality of food re-
quired by tubercuious patients. II Is
to be remembered, of course that
proper feeding is one of the maiHstays
of treatment In this disease.
Not Enough Money for Food.
Colonel LISTERS representations to
the war department resulted in tenn
porarily raising the ration money from
Ga cents to 81, but this was reduced
later TO IS cents.
The method of treatment followed
at Oteen is that advocated by Colonel
Bushnell, contemporary of the late
DIR. Edward Trudeau of Saranac Lake.
~ Y. The course is subdivided thus:
Complete rest I'm bed, partial rest in
bed, and rest by every patient from l
to 3 in the afternoon. IN addition, the
patients get good wholesome food and
plenty of fresh air.
Serums and vaccines are not en-
ployed. Artificial pneumothorax Chat
is, cutting into the pleural cavity so
that air can enter and exert pressure
on the lung) Is only resorted to in
cases Of severe, continued hem
orrhage.
The bed linen Is changed daily to
prevent rcinfectlon; the sputum cups
are changed twice daily, and everyone
must have lights out by 10 p. m.
The N-ray dlagnostlc laboratory is
one of the best in the country. Maj.
John McHae. who has fine reputa-
ton In this field, Is radiologist. Each
patient is photographed upon admis-
sion and again every month or two to
note Improvement or retrogression.
laboratory.
Four dental surgeons are constantly
busy seeing to 1t that the teeth of the
patients are kept in good condition.
The hospital buildings and grounds
are kept spotlessly clean, and the evil
dences OF perfect sanitation. are OBJ
servable everywhere.
Colonel Lyster hid the officers
ward turned over to the very sick en-
listed men. all bed patients. There
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13

his blood pressure and his inhaling
and exhallng registered. Burt Is try
ing to determine the exact ratio be-
tween inhaling and exhaling when the
subject is lying.
The breathing and blood pressure
of the person Is more rapid when he
Is prevarcating, Professor Burt says.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
Last Town crier in
I u. S. Quits His Job

Provincetown, Mass.-Prov-
incetown's town crier. said to be
the last of the profession In
America, has hung up his bell
and announced that he has cried
his last message. For twenty
two years Walter Smith has
plodded the two miles Of the
towns only street. announcing
b the time and place Of events Of
interest, from sales of fish to
the election of a president. Now,
In his SEVENTEEN year, he says
he is through, and there Is no
one In sight to succeed him. The
old crier's last cry was for the
reopening Of the Church Of the
Pilgrims, founded in TIA. and
which had been closed for a
year.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
MACHINE TO DETECT LYING
Scientists Find Breathing and Blood
Pressure More Rapid During
Prevarication.

Columbus, O.-Sclence Is working
on n machine which will tell whether
you are lying or not. Prof. III. e.
Burt, instructor in psychology depart
ment of the Ohio State university, is
perfecting the apparatus and register
Ing his data to establish this possibil-
ity.
The subject under observation has
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1920-08-13
Eat Salty Food Nights
If You Want Dream Jag

London.--"If you eat an
chovies, pickles, olives and 9TH
err salty things before going to
bed you will dream that you
are drinking all night"
SO snys william Archer. the
wcll-known critic. He adds:
II commend this practice to
the citizens of the United States
II prohibition has left them with
a grievance" "
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1920-02-27
RESTRICTION OF EXPENSES OF
DEPARTMENT SUGGESTED

The report of State Inspector and
Examiner Henry E. James on the
affairs of the Game and Fish Com
mission shows that this department
of State had on hand January 1, a
total surplus og $25,848.75. Inspec-
tor James believes that some pro-
vision Of law should be made for the
protection of and dispensation of
any surplus that might accumulate
and some limit placed upon the
Commission controlling this fund.
This reference to assets" Inspec-
tor James said in his report to Gov
ernor Morrow, lis made for the pur-
pose of showing the success of the
department, and, with the vigilance
now being used in enforcing the
law, it's receipts will continue to
grow and very likely encourage ex-
travagance Of its funds unless
some legal restrictions are placed
upon their authority"
The total receipts of the depart
ment from 1912 through 1918
amounted to s244,858.S1 and the
total disbursements amounted to
$223,97444.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1920-02-27
GROUND HOG INDICATED BY
PRESENT WEATHER

Whether it was the grounding or
some grumpy weather man who had
the most to do with the present
spell" of disagreeable weather, is
not within the province of poor NOR
tails to determine. But the fact eX-
lists that something occurred be-
tween last Saturday and the present
writing to turn loose the worst pos
sible brand of weather. The mer-
curry lowered in the vicinity Of zero
for three days, on one occasion de-
scending all the way in the tube.
Many thermometers marked below
zero. Snow, ice, sleet and rain have
combined with high winds to make
about as disagreeable weather as
could possibly be imagined. And the
end is, apparently, not yet in sight.
We've become used to it, but we
want to let our Florida subscribers
know what they are missing.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1920-02-27
COLLECTOR HAMILTON SENDS
LETTER OF THANKS

THE NEWS is-in receipt of the
following letter from Collector Ell
wood Hamilton, of Louisville, re-
garding the laXity of many taXpay-
ers in making out and sending in
their income tax returns. Collector
Hamilton sounds a warning to the
delinquents, in the following words:
Editor BOURBON NEWS, Paris, Ky.
"At the close of business February
10, 1920, there had been approx
mately 5000 income tax returns of
all classes filed in this Office.
BASED on the number of returns
fled last year, there should be co.
COO returns filed in this Office before
March Is, 1920. Blanks have been
in the hands of taxpayers for some-
time.
cit is obvious because of the small
number being filed that many are
delaying until the last minute. or
will fail to file at all their returns.
If the taxpayers wait until March
18th, or about that time to file their
returns, it will be impossible for the
Collectors force to accommodate
them
"The penalties for failure to file
returns are severe, and it is unpleas-
ant for the Internal Revenue De-
partment to be called upon to assert
penalties against persons for failure
to camply with the law.
Permit me at this time to thank
you on behalf of the Government for
the splendid service you have al
ready rendered in making people
familiar with their duties under the
provisions of the Income Tax Law.
1.-The Income Tax Law effects
thousands of citizens in this State
it is of vial concern to all of them,
and the only way we can reach
them is through the public press.
Cordially and sincerely,
ELWOOD HAMILTON, Collector"
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1920-02-27
IMPORTANT CLUB MEETING
DAY AT UNIVERSITY

One of the important events of
the week will be the District con-
vention of the Kentucky Federation
of Women's Clubs, to be held in Lex
ington, at the University of Ken
lucky. The Women's Club of the
University will be hostess, and Mrs.
w. T. Lafferty is chairman of the
Committee on Arrangements. The
sessions will be held in the chapel
of the University. Miss Ada May
Cromwell, of Frankfort, District
Chairman, will preside at the morn
ing session. Under the call for re-
ports of State Federation Chairman
Mrs. Fanniebelle Sutherland. of
Paris, will report on "Civics." Mrs.
Allie Dickson, of North Middletown,
will respond to the address of well
come.
The Bourbon news. [volume] (Paris, Ky.) 1895-19??, 1920-02-27
IT'S SURPRISING
That So Many Paris People Fail To,
Recognize Kidney Weakness
Are you bad back victim?
Suffer twinges; headaches, dizzy

Are you a bad back victim?
Suffer twinges; headaches, dizzy
spells?
Go to bed tired-get up tired?
It's surprising how few suspect
the kidneys
It's surprising how few know
what to do.
Kidney trouble needs kidney
treatment.
Doan's Kidney Pills are for the
kidneys only. Ask your neighbor.
Have convinced Paris people of
their merit.
Here's a Paris case; Paris testi-
mony.
Kidney sufferers hereabouts should
read it.
Mrs. A. L. Burley, 326 Eighth St.,
says: II have used Doan's Kidney
Pills, getting them from the Ardery
Drug Co. and from the benefit I re-
ceived, l certainly think they are
good, reliable kidney remedy.
Whenever my kidneys have acted
irregularly or my back has
been weak. and lame, I have used
box or SO of Doan's Kidney Pills.
They have always relieved me Of the
complaint"
Price 60c, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mrs. Burley had. Foster-Milburn
Co., Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y. (adv)