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The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1920-01-30

There are always two sides 10
evcry question. the trouble being.
however, that the other fellow new
or can see Il.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1920-01-30

All radical evils are corrected
by men who think before they talk.
Wind only keeps your hat racing
IN 'front.' Of you.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1920-01-30

And now Is The time for an good
people 10 come 10 the aid Of the
income tax The good viii.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1920-01-30

The man who speaks well Of his
neishbor seldom hears evil Of.
himself.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1920-01-30

But possibly a constitutional
amendment abolishing future con-
stituiional amendments might save
tobacco.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1920-01-30

Columbus merchants smile over
that income tax. They don't charge
up worry TO their expense ac-
count.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1920-01-30

Politicians do not always voice
The sentiments Of the people Of.
Columbus. And neither do editors,
you say.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1920-01-30

II Il is true that people who In
dulge In day dreams are always
contrary, this world must be one
long dream after another.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1920-01-30

And ireland. u would seem, Is
something more than a spot on the
map.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1920-01-30

Go easy ON your bean. Your
thinker can do just so much work
md then Il ceases 10 function. u
becomes a tumble Of nothing.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1920-01-30

scrambled osss do maks q delic-
lous dish. But 10 most OF US The
use Of The plural Is forbidden.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1920-01-30

Some people In Columbus have
trouble going 10 sleep because Of
spending too muchs time laying
Iwake thinking about Il.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1920-01-30

n. Is they tell us. the earth Is
as round as . ball. why Is Il we
stumble over 50 many rough spots
In lifef
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1920-01-30

There Is a market and a demand
for Valley oil stock here and in
m Paso.
The Columbus courier. [volume] (Columbus, Luna County, N.M.) 1911-1920, 1920-01-30

Nothing Is ever new for long in
this country. The year iQ20 l.
already becoming an old story.
The Holly chieftain., 1920-10-28


same kind. Last fall an agent came
along, selling soap that would do
everything you can think of, from
beautifying the female complexion to
chasing the cows out of the corn. The
agent talked as though he had eight
day works in him, like our old grand
fathers clock, and he didn't make any
Impression until he said the soap
would heal all skin diseases of man
or beast. 1t happened at that period
that Mr.. Curfew had an imitation bird
dog that he traded good watch for,
and gave a dollar to boot, said dollar
having been extracted from my pri-
vate savings, and never returned.
"This dog had the mango or some
disagreeable disease that caused him
to itch in the most reprehensible man
ner. He was always scratching and
rubbing against everything he could
find, first and last. One day he up
set my parlor table and broke all my
best china, which 1 had placed on the
table few minutes before. He also
upset the sewing machine and the
churn, and don't know what else.-
$50 when Mr.. Curfew heard that
the agents soap would cure skin dis
eases, he insisted upon buying a cake,
and after he had gone he began to
wash the dog with that marvellous
soap. don't know what ingredients
said soap contained, but after it was
rubbed into the dogs skin that un-
fortunate animal became frantic and
acted as though it's reason tottered on
Its throne. Mr.. Curfew tried to hold
the beast, and it reached around and
bit his ear almost off, and Of course
he released 1t then, and the uproar
he made, as he danced around the
house, holding his ear with one hand,
and summoning the police with the
other was simply scandalous.
Meanwhile the dog ran off, en-
irely demented. Mrs. Turpentine
was crossing the, road pushing her
baby buggy, when the animal collided
with said vehicle, and spilled her off
spring into the mud. am willing
to admit that such an experience was
aggravating, but / don't think it was
ladylike in Mrs. Turpentine to come
over to my house with her muddy in
FAINT under her arm, and shake her fist
under my nose, and tell me that for
dve cents she'd pull all my hair out
"Old Mr.. Poppinjay was standing
IN the corner, leaning on his cane,
waiting for street car, when the
crazy dog ran against his cane and
he took header into the gutter, and
really felt sorry for him when l saw
him going home ten minutes later,
dripping slush and mud like sea-
serpent, but 1 couldn't sympathize
with him so very much when he
picked up brick as he was passing
our place and smashed panel in our
front door.
"For two days people were coming
lere claiming that we ought to reim-
burse them for damages done by that
dog. 1t seemed that the unfortunate
animal made a circuit of the town,
and left trail Of desolation behind
him. He upset six pans of milk for
Mrs. Trumpeter, and scared Smiths
family horse so it ran away and in
jured several members of the family,
and killed eight prize chickens for Mr..
Dippy, and l don't know what else.
In view Of which, 1 think we can
struggle along without any Of your
marvellous soap"
An intellectual.
-
The Holly chieftain., 1920-10-28
An Intellectual.

"You often hear it said that Mrs.
Glithery has all the brains in the Glith-
cry family"
"But Mr.. Glithery is successful
business man."
"Oh yes, However, he merely makes
money. While slipping tea and smok-
ing perfumed cigarette, Mrs. Glith-
cry can discuss more abstruse ques-
tions that have nothing to do with
housework, or the upbringing Of the
Glithery twins than any other woman
In her set"-Birmingham Age-Herald.
The Holly chieftain., 1920-10-28
FREE TRADE FOR COLORADO

What would profit the Colorado the full
gram North Dakota Non Partisan League to be
put effect Immediately in this with the doors
manning the Atlantic and Pacific on the Canadian
the southern border Is the farmer bearing in
truth contained in the federal official figures OF
imports exports that the United States is an importer
of oodtufs The nation has Undergone an economic evoi-
ton without appreciatng its effect upon national AFFAIRS
may able to apply this remark
able change American affairs to his particular case but
he should school himself he would save himself from the
results of it,
Suppose that Colorado state proposition built grain
flour mills packing plants mills and estab
shed state credit banks and state hail Insurance corpora
all the other demands of the Non Partisan League
platform Suppose institutions had with
Europe Australia and South America Would that place
the farmers of the state in much better poston They
might be relieved of local and mpostons
packing combines and milling trusts but the State Social
above competition Colorado
and the latter better prices for his product
If the Colorado any lingering doubt
the factors which rendering the American farmers posi-
on dubious with discouragng outlook, him
read and reread the communication of yesterday
Congressman A w ucke of this state The latter is
not theorist he speaks from personal experience
farmer. He is not preudced by politics He
to Congress as farmer Democrat He fell out with his
party the Underwood free trade bill He looked
question of free trade and protective tariff from the in
erest of his state He is speaking to his fellow
ers not as partisan but Wellwisher In his commun
cation he the Canadian wheat
is coming the border and challenging American
product Australian mutton and wool cutting under
home production Argentcnia is sending here
foreign markets formerly held by the American shipper
Scandinavia is hitting at dairy products long
these conditions prevail local specifies proposed
b. the Non Partan League little remedy
must be sought nationally
1t is most unfortunate thai the farmer in seeking aid
for conditions that ought not 10 be permitted continue
has Joined in this state his enemy the
Democratic party Elect to the United States senate a
Democratic free trader and the cutting
to spite his face Send to the representatives
didates pledged to the Democratic party platform the
farmer expect relief II competition with for
outside
The Republican party of this state moment too
has taken legitimate grievances of
the farmers against combn ltons restraint of trade
ana promise to remedy them by law
within the state Nationally the party is pledged give
ald to the American farmer in the only possible thru
protective tariff Rocky Mountain News
The Holly chieftain., 1920-10-28

"Oh, l have no
doubt 1t will re-
store hair to bald
heads and make
h 1 C K e ms lay
eggs" said Mrs.
Curfew, sarcas-
tically. II feel
quite satisfied it's
made of barks and
buds and healing
herbs, but 1 don't
want any Of your
marvellous soap,
having had expe-
rience with other
marvels of the
The Holly chieftain., 1920-10-28
CLEANING THE DOG

SSTHIS is the most wonderful soap
i ever offered the public" ex-
planned the voluble agent, as he opened
his grip. 1T will clean anything un-
der the sun. It will remove grease
spots polish tinware-"
The Holly chieftain., 1920-10-28
TO I h G Voters

AS it is near Election Day and people have given
the nomination for Commissioner in the First District
feel proud of the privilege VIII have the District
if elected l wish to thank the their support
at the primary but sen, its not and have
days to think about what
Now expect in short time to live in Holly, whether
elected not that if elected be ip the central
part of the district so all the people better
Now have blue prnt to place before the people
to try to win this election simply promise that
east district will be represented
share work done of the county.as
we should and show special privilege to anyone
Now don't know anything about POLITICS but / know
this the the people need service politics
Now if you people don't know and you question my
ability to the people in Prowers county,
banker in Prowers county, doctor in Holly
in Holly County Commissioner he
friend OF mine and havnt thing in this world against
him ask him about
Listen voters it is not election day only that
win but it is for the should
about is possible win at the election lose to-
Yours respectfully,
c. E. OWENS
The Holly chieftain., 1920-10-28
Thirteen Reasons Why

YOU SHoUL VOTE YES ON THE CHIRoPRAcToR BILL
NO 2 ON THE BALLOT.
THE law the Licensing of Chopractors
unconstitutional according Section a. Article w. OF
the Statute of the State of Colorado.
"A change being asking that the urls
dicon held the Medical Board be transferred to
Chiropractic Board, maintaining thc educational
qualifications and in addition mination on Chiro-
practic subjects required of Chropractors
under the law.
3-Section proposed law applicant
graduate and Section VII provides that he
must pass examination anatomy, symptomatology,
hygiene Chiropractic orthopeda tracing
tics and adjustments.
Medical Examiners have the special
lied knowledge necessary eramine Chiropractors.
SCIENTISTS optometrists ph cs and embamers have
their boards. Why not Chropractors?
6-Will your tare will be self
supporting
7-Twenyone give Chiro legal recognition
8-Virtually vo petitions
this initiated be made law.
right that competitors in the capacity of
both judge and jury?
10Chropractors their abaity for the
sick lives. Should sick be
of their choice?
11-"secton IA, Such per mileage
be paid Colorado Board
of Chropractic Examiners Fund and NOT OTHERWISE.
Above quotation there will be
12-n you believe in Fair Play Square Deal do
let unknown competitors in the healing art prejudice
your vote by misquoting our law.
13-For all big fair members of all healing
fessions have the greatest respect We do not wish to
curb their practice encroach their profession.
COLORADO CHIRoPRACTIC ASSOCIATION.
The Washington herald., 1920-07-25
Noted Writers Of
England Coming
To Study Cinema

Jesse L. Lasky, who returned last
week from Europe, announced that
several of the leading British novel;
lists and dramatists had agreed to
write directly for motion pictures.
and that they would come to Amer
lea this fall to study the technique
of the motion picture.
Sir James NJ. Barrie. author Of
Peter Pan" What Every Woman
Knows" The Little Minister" and
other masterpieces, will come to New
York in the fall, Mr., Lasky said. to
assist in the production of Peter
Pan" in the new $4,000, 900 Famous
PlayersLasky studio in Long Is
land City.
Edward Knoblock. who is at work
on a play, Is likewise coming to
America next season to supervise
the filming of the production and to
study screen technique. Compton
Mackenzie is another British author
who will come to this country soon
lures are made. H. G. Wells, Mr..
Lasky said, has agreed to adapt
number of his own works rewriting
the stories, IL necessary, to make
them more suitable for the screen.
Henry Arthur Jones Is finishing a
photoplay for Paramount. E. Phil
lips Oppenheim, Mr.. Lasky said, is
now writing a series of stories for
the screen. Others who are at WORK
/ on pictures include Robert Hitch
ems. E. Temple Thurston, Max Penn
berton and r. c. Carton.
The Washington herald., 1920-07-25
In Neu York Playhouses
BY GILBERT SELDES-

few years ago Frank Conroy, who
played Parnell in The Lost Leader"
this season, Harold Meltzer and the
ineffable Barney Gallant, incompar-
able theater person and manager of
the Greenwich Village Inn-he who
cheerfully went to the Tombs for a
month in place of a waiter who was
too indulgent to the expressed needs
of his patrons-these three were in
strumental in causing to be built in
Greenwich Village a theater bearing
the sacred name. This is just about
at the meridian of Fourth street, or
thirty-eight good blocks from Times
Square. Yet the theater succeeded; !;
II housed the Greenwich Village
Follies and more than Summers"
came. Wherefore did others look
with longing eyes on the place. Yet
did at least two Of the original three
prevent them Gin the Biblical sense)
by proposing and preparing to build
a second theater within view of the
first. Then at the meeting of the
august board came Ex-Governor
William Sulzer to protest, and these
are his words concerning those who
live round and about Washington
and Sheridan Squares. They are, he
said. "God-fearing people who want
their children brought ~ uncon-
taminated by any sink hole of in
fanny"
1t is only just to remark that one
OF the other witnesses asserted that
the theater would be "a temple of
art" for the masses and for the edi-
fcation of the intellectuals and
rounded out his periods with the re-
mark that the first play to be pro-
duced there will Cor would) be
/ Hamlet" with John Drew.
At any rate that disposes OF the
rumors that John Drew isn't going
: to do Hamlet"
The Washington herald., 1920-07-25
JARBOE PREPARES
TO REOPEN GAYETI

The Gayety Theater will inaugu-
rate the 192O-21 season of burlesque
in Washington on Saturday night,
August Z, when II will reopen its
doors after a period of darkness eN-
tending over seven weeks. In the
meantime. the entire edifce has been
III the hands of painters. decorators
ald carpenters, and has been given
a new dress, both inside and out.
The opening attraction will be THE
Social Maids and this organization
will arrive here next Sunday for
weeks rehearsal.
Manager Harry o. Jarboe, of the
Gayety Theater. returned to Wash
ington yesterday to assume his
duties. Just after the closing of his
theater in June, he left Washington
with fellow members of Almas
Temple, Mystic Shrine, for the Shrine
pilgrimage to Seattle. The return
journey was made by way of San
Francisco, Los Angeles and other
California cities, through the Grand
Canyon, New Mexico. Kansas City,
St Louis. Indianapolis and Pittsburg.
a total distance of 5000 miles.
Ora Carew. erstwhile Mack SEN
nett beauty. has been chosen by
william DeMille as leading woman
in his special productions. The first
production in which she will appear
will be His Friend and His Wife, -
on which Mr.. DeMille already has
begun work.
Henry ]. Carville. who plays the
American Ambassador in the George
Fitzmaurice production. The Right
to Love-" featuring Mae Murray and
David Powell. has for a number of
years been a member OF the Sothern
and Marlowe Company and was last
seen with them in IF I Were King"
The Washington herald., 1920-07-25
Dor.s Kenyon Has No Scrdid Past.

One thing is missing whenever
one seeks to dig into the past OF
Doris Kenyon, the youthful star VINO
is to be seen at Polls today in the
new Wharton super-feature, rne
Great White Trail" That thing Is
the sad, sad story. of early yicissi-
tudes. Only 10 years old, she pe-
came a star overnight. There was
no work as an extra" for her no
long pull up the rungs Of the lao-
der of success from small part 10
better part and finally to stardom.
First of all she was possessed OF
plenty of money before she oecioeo
to enter the motion picture business
Secondly she had received musical
education that had ftted her for the
operatic stage. And thirdly wen
she just naturally fit into the realm
of stArdom, and such she became
Thomas Meighan's first starring
vehicle, the william DeMille pro-
duction of "The Prince Chap" Is an
August release. The picture was
directed by William DeMille from
Edward Peple's famous play.
The Washington herald., 1920-07-25

\ newspaper account OF a meet
ing of the board of aldermen doesn't
often give material for a theatrical
scribe, but one occurred the other
day which has an interest peculiar
ly its own You must know that a
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-08-09
MAPPING HAWAII

HONOLULU, r. IT,. Aug. tBy
MailD-T6ree years will be required
TO complete typographical maps Of
the islands OF Hawaii. Maui and Mo.
lokia. according TO A. o. Burkland.
Typographical engineer with the
United States geological survey, who
arrived here from Washington. ID. C.,
several weeks ago 10 take charge OF
the work.
Maps OF the islands OF Kauai and
oahu were completed IN 1914, said
Mr.. Burkland. and were the FRS, OF
their kind TO &c made Of the Hawaii
Islands.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-08-09
suTriK 10 DEDICATE
FIRST Of >Ew ROADS

YuHA CITY. Cal. Aug s.--sut'
ter county will dedicate on August
l2 ID. hrst of tn. concrete highways
now being constructed under ,h. mil
lion dollar bond issu. Of 1919.
Eiaborat. ceremonies will bs held at
Bogue. thr.. miles south Of Yuba
city. at the beginning OF the concrete
highway.
Tn. highway system ~ laid out
compris. \; miles Of highway con
Meeting all parts Oft the county with
tn. ttaie hlghwDy systems,
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-08-09
MRs. MATsHALL HARVEY cooiIDGE
GERMANS Ii.l.-kEi'T

BERLIN. July =. OBy Mail -
More than 30 per cent OF the people
OF Germany are trying TO exist. sc.
cording to n Berlin statiNtician. on
incomes which do no, equal the pres
en-, minimum cost Of living. The
mark today. h. r.ckons. has a pur'
chasing value equal TO only about
onc-tweirh that of pre-wHr times
lie shows that In 1914 the minimum
cost OF rental. food. clothing and
other neccssarics for man. wife
and two children was i.5OO marks a
year. Now this minimum cost IN es
timaicd at 1890 marks.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-08-09
MOTORS TAME DESERT

PHOENIX, Ariz.. Aug. Sixty.
two years ago the government i'm
ported 33 camels to furnish trans.
portation In Arizona. The camels
did not remain long enough to see
their places taken by motor STAGES
over 100 OF which are operating ove'
lines radiating out OF Phoenix and
connecting nearly every town in the
state.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-08-09
GIFT TO GOATS

SAN FRANCISCO. Cal. Aug, o.
Carl +. Weber. Civil war veteran
who died here recently, beQueathed
his 5000 estate to the burgomaster
of his native village in Bavaria to be
used in providing free pasturage for
the goats OF the poor.
The will was attacked in court but
after letters from the old country
telling Of the hardships Of relatives
who had lost their goats through
lack Of pasturage were read the will
was held valid
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-08-09
CITY ADMINISTRATION
COST GREATLY RAISED

HONOLULU, T. H., Aug !. ,By
Mail. Increase In the cost Of the
civic government OF the city and
county of Honolulu ranging from 40
TO 1000 per cent are shown in fig
ures prepared by City Engineer ohrt
for presentation to the board OF sup
lervisors. The figures start with the
year 1909. the greatest increase
since standing opposite the court ad.
ministration, 1910 per cent.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-08-09
OLD STAGE COACH RACE

OGDEN. Utah. Aug. "a race
between stage coaches Ia one of the
events planned for the public celebra-
ton OF completion OF the paved high
way between Salt Lake and ogden at
an amusement park located between
the two cities. The celebration is
set for August IS. The stage coaches
used will be Of the type used In early
plains travel.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-08-09
In the Circuit Court Of the State Of
Oregon, for klamath County.

In the Circuit Court Of the State Of
Oregon, for Klamath County.
In the matter Of the petition OF the
Board Of Supervisors OF the klamath
Drainage District OF klamath County.
Oregon, praying that all OF the pro-
ceedings in connection. with the or
ganixation OF the district, and the
proceedings OF the Board OF Super
yisors and Of said district providing
for and authorizing the Issue and sale
Of bonds Of said district may be ex-
amined. approved and confirmed by
the Court.
To the klamath Drainage District
and to all freeholders, legal voters
and assessment payers within said
district.
Notice is hereby given that the
hour OF 2 o'clock p. m OF Tuesday
the cath day Of August, A. ID. 1920,
and the Court room Of the above en-
titled court In the City OF klamath
Falls, Oregon, is set as the time and
place for the hearing Of the petition
OF the Board OF Supervisors OF the
Klamath Drainage District Of Klam-
ath County. Oregon, praying that all
VI tUt ploNSNohbo NohaNNtiSh "ANh
the organization OF the district and
the proceedings Of the Board of Su-
pervisors and of said District provid-
Ing for and authorizing the issue and
sale OF bonds of said district may be
examined, approved and confirmed
by the court, which said petition has
been filed with the Clerk Of the Cir
cult Court Of klamath County, Ore
goh.
Any person interested may at any
time before Tuesday the Gath day OF
August, A. D, 1890, appear and con-
test the validity Of such proceedings
or any Of the acts or things therein
enumerated.
G. r. DE LAP,
Clerk Of the Circuit Court OF
| the State Of Oregon for
klamath County.
BY LLOYD r, DE LAP,
L, ~ Deputy.
July a0-27-l-lo $,,t ~
|, a clAG6lns1 a vtu IN 4.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-08-09

II you feel the need Of felt hat.
or a straw hat, make your selection
from my stock. Dressy, clock full
Of service, for 1-3 to y less than
you must pay elsewhere. r. ]. Ham.
mond, IS Main st. s-tf
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-08-09

Baron Fisher, formerly First Sea
Lord of the British Admiralty. pre-
diets that the submarine vessel will
be the future sea lighter, ~ air
planes will snnihilate surface craft.
Warsaw reports that ,So.Q00 Pol
ish Jews have ashsd pssniaaieiA 70
emdsvats 70 America. '3SRess flAi' y