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Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1920-01-01
Seven Wonders Of the World

Three lists are given of seven Won
ders. What are known as the seven
wonders Of the ancient world were
Pyramids Of Egypt, Pharos of Egypt
hanging gardens of Babylon, temple OF
Diana at Ephesus, statue Of Jupiter
by Phideas, mausoleum Of Artemisia,
Colossus Of Rhodes. Those OF the
middle ages were Coliseum Of Rome
eatacombs Of Alexandria. great wall
OF China, Stonehenge leaning tower
or Pisa, porcelain tower Of NanHn'
mosque Of St. Sophia in CONSTANT
nople. One list Of the seven wonders
OF the new world are Wireless teie-
phone, airplane, radlum, antlseptlcs
and antitoxins, spectrum analysis, X
rsy.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1920-01-01

INQUIRY into the waste in the estab-
fishing and constructing of the motor
transport depot at Verneuil, France, by
the United States, will, it is estimated
by special Investigators, reach to more
than 500. 900. 900. 1t was here that
rubber tires valued at $50, OOO, 600 were
permitted TO stand in the open for over
a year and to become worthless and in
addition Go this diabolical waste it has
been shown that costly mess halls and
other convcnences not enjoyed during
the war. were under construction after
the armistiee and completed only a
few weeks before the vast camp was
abandoned. Sons of prominent Ameri-
can diplomats were in charge of the
work, lived in Paris and flew high. +"
it il stated while not one of them was
sufficiently competent to manage the
construction Of a common dog kennel
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1920-01-01

Nor long ago aid was urged for the
Armenians, on whom the Turks were
threatening a massacre. Now news
comes that the Turks are begging the
Americans to save them from being
massacred by the Armenians, The
Turks may naturally fear extermina.
tion, such as they had planned for their
old-time victims, but all the rest Of the
world wilt admit that the loss of the
Turks will be distinct gain to human
society at large Whitewater Register.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1920-01-01

DAILY program Inquiries, investiga-
tons, and the like - but not without
great expense. Results Numberless
parties found guilty of misconduct such
as can DO justly termed theft wrong
fully bleeding the people by affixing
unreasonably high prices on necessaries
of life. If unchecked, such a process
will sooner or later pauperize the
masses This accomplished and our
boosted land Of the free and home Of
the brave" is bankrupt Censure and
warning follow, but, alas, no proper
punishment
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1920-01-01

If the Republican party is wise it
will steer clear of promises. They are
sure to find conditions such that to
bring about what is desirable and
what is even necessary for the welfare
of all as next to impossible for con
considerable time.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1920-01-01
To Town IaxpaYers.

The tax roll for the town of Mineral
Point will open on Monday, Dee. 20.
viii be at Iowa County Bank until
January 10, and at Farmers & Citizens
Bank Saturdays and at Iowa County
Bank Wednesdays thereafter until
March LIST FRED Philips,
Town Treasurer
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1920-01-01

THE federal moguls are busy in their
way (eulpty pretense) adjusting the
scarcity Of coal and sugar and up goes
the price of both articles, articles Of
vital Importance to the masses Can
you detect the encouragement given
prohteers ?
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1920-01-01
Knew II Wasn't Safe.

Doris had q box Of candy on the top
OF a book case. She would slide
chair to the case, climb unOn lt and
get her candy, When her father took
forbidden package from her am
placed il on the case beside the cndY
Doris said "No. daddy don't put u
shere. I'm pfrad J VIII .c f."
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1920-01-01

THE president is now preaching and
pleading with Congress for economy
He should have thought Of this and
acted on it years ago at least before
his wantonly extravagant peace jaunts
to Europe, which has had something to
do with the great necessity Of economy
in America at this time.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1920-01-01

Don't go into debt if it is possible
to avoid it, But, perchance you are in
debt, pay up as soon as possible, and
get the reputation of being one who
will pay. This is one of the very best
methods for the assurance of peace
ful conscience that can be adopted.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1920-01-01

GENERAL PERsHnNG's report proves
that while the Creel bureau was busy
advertising the imaginary war achieve
ments of administration politicians, it
overlooked a great deal that might
have been of the achievements Of the
American soldier
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1920-01-01

ONE reason the effort to introduce
European radicalism into this country
does not succeed is that the American
people have the saving quality Of horse
sense.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
Edna.s consoienee clear.

Don't you think you ought stay at
home like a good girl sometimes and
let mother go to the theater? Don't
You think mother likes TO have fun.
Just the same as you?" Thus a strate-
gic aunt addressed her fearful niece
or six, who had protested when she
saw her mother laying out an evening
dress, The argument appealed TO Ed,
ma $ reason. She ceased to weep and
considered the justice Of the proposal
Then, having thought il out she lifted
VI her voice again in walls,
No. sir auntie. |. now. have done
II. Eve DOVE the best / could This,
now morning I tried 10 make mother
have some fun, | want her to So !
asked her and asked her to go wad-
Ing with me. And she wouldn't. -
New York Evening Post.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
Acid Stomach
Makes the Body Sour
Nine Out Of Ten People
Suffer From 1t

1t sends its harmful acids and gases all
over the body, instead Of health aud
strength. Day and night this ceaseless dam
age goes on. No matter how strong, its
victim cannot long Withstand the health
destroying effects of an acid stomach.
Good news for millions Of sufferers.
Chemists have found sure remedy-one
that takes the acid w and carries it out
Of the body Of course, when the cause is
removed, the sufferer gets well.
Bloating, Indigestion, sour, acid, gassy
stomach miseries oil removed. This is
proven BY over half million ailing folks
who have taken EATONIC with wonder.
ful benefits. It can be obtained from any
druggist, who viii chee-fully refund its
triaing cost if not entirely satisfactory.
Everyone should enjoy its benefits. Ere
Quently the FIRST tablet gives relief.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
He WANTED 1T RUBBED IN
Congressman Evidently Was Not Sat
isfied With Knowing Himself to
Be Fool.

A wealthy westerns congressman,
says the Argonaut, much against his
will, erected magnificent mansion in
Washington to please his wife and
daughter. The congressman was OF
plain tastes and had no liking for the
social activities of the national cap
ital, One day an old friend visited
him. Wearing a face Of the deepest
gloom, the owner of the stately home
escorted his caller throughout the
place. The visitor was admiring and
enthusiastic, but the host said little
or nothing. When the inspection was
finished and the two had returned to
the library on the first floor, the Wis
itor said:
We'll, Jim, you certainly can't say
that you haven't everything that you
want"
yes, ] can" replied the millionaire
soberly Il want parrot"
Why parrot?'
Il should like to hang him over the
front door, so that every time enter
this place he can yell out, There
comes that old fool again ?"-Touth's
Companion.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23

and nervous, could not eat and was
dizzy. After took the Vegetable Com
pound ! could work and eat. Now |
am strong and recommend your medi-
cine tony friends. - Mrs. ANNA SLEvA.
rs East 18th Street, Bayonne, N. ].
Women whoreeover their health, nat
urally tell others what helped them.
Some write and allow their names and
photographs to be published with testi-
monials. Many more tell their friends.
If you need a medicine for women
ailments, try that well known and
successful remedy Lydis f. Pink
hams Vegetable Compound. Write
Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (con-
fidentiaD for anything you need to
know about these troubles.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
The Dandy DIS.

Keith is a lovable youngster. lie
manages to come out with flying col
ors from difficult situations. His one
fault is love for play instead of study,
and when a recent report card from
school was adorned with four large
DIS, his exasperated father took him
severely to task.
Presently, when there was lull in
the monologue, Keith broke in with
"Oh, pshaw, father, don't you know
that d stands for Dandy, B for Bum
and A for Awful"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
Sculpture at Home.

A young couple from Virginia visit
ing the Metropolitan Art museum,
were accompanied by an old familiar
nanny She suggested that she
would remain In the vestibule while
they made a more extended tour 81
the galleries. Finding her seated rs
Indifferent us they had left Der, the
young man asked. "Well, Auntie. how
did you enjoy this wonderful statu-
aryf'
Oats whit you calls EN- Is itY
she replied. "Wen honey. Use washed
an dressed you. and Use washed and
dressed your pa before You. so lookin
al dem amt no recreation 70 me. -
Milwaukee Journal.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
i SHIFTING STATUE OF LIBERTY
Oldtimer's Simple Explanation OF
Matter That Had Greatly Puzzled
the Rookie Cob.

The destroyer sharkey. which ar
rived in New York harJ0r some days
ago, dropped anchor near the Statue
Of Liberty on the starboard side, but
during the night the tide shifted II
about 10 the port side.
This transformation was most per.
picking 70 a rookie COB, who finally
confded his problem TO n c. r. O.
Wen, you see, It's like this," the
oldtimer Informed him New York
and Brooklyn both claim the statue,
so to stop the argument the govern
ment let's New York have IT one day
and then moves it over to the Brook
Ign side the next"-American Legion
Weekly.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
CONSTABLE WRONG FOR ONCE
sIeuth Had to Admit That He Had
Slipped Up a Little on His
"calkeriations."

Il don't often make a mistake in my
official celebrations" admitted Con.
stable Slaekputter, the RECOGNIZABLE
sleuth. but III have TO own up that
yesterday evening l pretty nigh cone
SC. A stranger, that looked like he
represented a fair-sized fine and q
nice little fee came along in his mo-
torcar, sorter wabbling in his prog
ress and singing. My Irene Is the Vii,
lage Queen. Rum-tum-tiddy Er-rum
tiddy-tum !" and SO forth
Halt, therer says L Consider
yourself under arrestp
And b'gasAed if he didn't stop and
euss me for everything he could lay
his tongue 10!
What are you trying to arrest nae
FOR, you blankity-busted, lop-eared
red-necked hick?" says he.
For being so bone-dry drunk. says
], that you don't know what you're
doingr
Like torment, don'tr says he
I'm Guessing out a blankity-blanked
mutton-headed, tin-starrcd boob says
he. That's what I'm dohogp
well, of course, seen HI did know
SO all the action / could take was t,
haul in my horns and wave him on
ward with as much dignity as l coul,
manage 10 assume on the spur of tn
moment. "-Kansas City Star.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
Job for Mother.

AS the notorious ratified and roared
on its way the small and solemn
youngster stared unfinehingly at the
old gentleman who sat opposite him.
Presently his relentless gaze began
to create diversion, he winked at
the small boy.
But he felt even more embarrassed
when the youngster turned to his
young and pretty mother, and said, in
shrill, clear tones
Mamma, wink at that mani"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23

Amos J. Cummings and Ernest Jar
rold we're once 10 pilot boat during a
great sloiaa. The former lay on O
bunk, intently reading The boat gave
fearful lurcb and careened until II
seemed that she must turn complete
ly over.
"This IS awful, Amosl" said Jar.
rold. I'm going TO put on a life pre-
server. for the boat can't stand Il
many minutes longer ="
"0h keep quiet and let nae read
Micseyr' said Cummings, never life
ing his eyes. The men on this boat
draw a regular SALARY 10 keep her
afloat. "-Saturday Evening Post
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
Chinese "oosslps.p

In China there is very strange
profession for women. 1t is carried
en- by the elderly ladies, who go the
round of the best houses, announcing
their coming by heating a drum, and
Offering their services TO amuse the
lady of the house. This offer accept
ed. they sir down and tell the latest
bits of gossip. and are rewarded at
the rate "a a few pennies per hour.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
Knew Both Kinds.

Manager of Registry Office-What
was the matter with your last place?
Domestie-The couple had only
been married month. and l cudn't
stand tn love-makin
Manager-Well, here's a chance in
a house where the couple have been
married ten years.
Domestic-That's too long. ] likes
peace and quiet.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
Where is Relief From
Blazing Skin Diseases?
Me a Well Man

VIII cleanse the blood thoroughly
and Kill the germs that cause the
trouble. And for this purpose no
remedy ever made can approach
the record of S. S. s. which
cleanses the blood of the disease
germs, at the same time building
up the general health.
For vaisable literature write to
Chief Medical Adviser, 100 Swift
Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
Avoiding Personalities

You and your wife had quite dis
cussion about the League of Nations
the other evening" remarked the OBJ
servant neighbor.
Yes replied Mr.. Meekton. "Hen-
rietta and l have decided that it is
better to argue about our foreign re-
lGtions instead of our kin folks"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
NEW CHEMICAL.
KILLS BED BUGS
P. D. 0.

F. d O. (Pesky Devils Quletus) is the
name Of new golden colored chemical
discovery by Or Price that actually ribs
the worst infested house OF bedbugs.
reaches. fieas, ants and their eggs They
don't have time 10 kick after you 20 after
them with r. .. O. A s5c package OF
+ l.. O. makes a quart OF strong bug
killer, and goes farther than barrel Of
the old fashioned dangerous dope p u.
@ coats and kills their eggs and prevents
hatching FREE a patent spout In every
box 10 enable you to get them IN the
hard-to-get- at-piaces. and saves Juice
Your druggist has II OF he can get II Cor
you or sent prepaid on receipt Of price
by the Owl Chemical Works Terre Haute,
Indiana
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
Must / Endure Forever the
TOrturOus Itching?

The skin IS fed from the blood,
and upon the condition of the
blood depends whether or not
your skin viii be healthy and free
from boils, pimples scaly irrita-
tons. red eruptions and other dis
figuring and unsightiy disorders.
The sensible treatment that will
show real results is a remedy that
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
cutleura soOthes ,.ehIno Seal,

On retiring gently rub spots Of dan
druff and itching with Cuticura ONT
ment. Next morning shampoo with
Sutcura Soap and hot water. Make
shem your everyday toilet preparations
and have clear skin and soft, white
handS.-Adv.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23

{ q ! pains. 1 na0
pains in my side and
back and also head
aches, and got so
weak / could not do
anything. l took
Lydia Z. Pinkham' s
v Vegetable Com
pound and soon felt
better. Now / an
married and have
two little boys. Be
fore the first one
came / was weak
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
Exasperating.

Mrs. subbub-Men are so aggravat-
ing.
Mrs. Dosay-What is the matter
now?
MY husband saw Lady Dashleigh
Yesterday, and ] asked him what she
mad on, and he replied, oh. clothes 2 "
Answers, London.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
In the Kitchen.

The Knife--I don't like the Sharp
ener; he is such a grind.
Tie Spoon-Look out. lie is edging
up to You now.
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23

Some Of the profoundest worries
arise from something said that nobody
overheard, after all
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
NOW FREE
FROM PAIN
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Frees Another
Woman From Suffering.

Bayonne. N. D." Before I was mar
ried ! suffered great deal with periodi-
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
Salaries for teachers.

knowledge is power"
"And we ought to pay the people
who run the power house"
Wauwatosa news. [volume] (Wauwatosa, Wis.) 1900-1948, 1920-07-23
PARKER'S
HAIR BAL.SAM

Removes HAndruN- atppebairH hilingf
Restores Color and
Beauty to Gray and Faded Hais
50c. and O. 90 az druggista
Hiscox Chem, wks. patchogne, NY.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27

work for o days pay, into II place of some prominence in his com
munity and of usefulness to il. At the same time he has gained some
measure of influence in his party and in the conduct of its affairs
He has not made his way by conversation, but by hard work. He
has not had to proclaim his personal standards because they have been
demonstrated in his record wherever he has been. lie has not had 10
proclaim his independence because wherever and whenever independ-
ent action has been required for his own right guidance or the best
interest of his community or his party, he has acted Independently,
without finding any necessity for conversation and advertising.
We trust that this contrast is plain. We have endcavored to
make il so.
This statement concerning Tom Hughes may not help him TO the
nomination for governor. We do not greatly care. He il needed
where he is now engaged in a mans job of daily work, Those Of
us who are associated with him would much prefer that he stay on
the job with us. Along with that desire is our firm conviction that
IL he should be nominated he would be elected. We have seen him
in action.
II is due to Tom Hughes from his associates, ON The Herald to
say that the charge that he has been, is or can be- controlled by any
man, set of men or by any influence to stand for an unworthy policy,
or to fight for a cause in which he does not sincerely believe, is just
a plein, umadorned lie and that the proof thereof Is fornd in his record
in private life, in business and in every act in the public offices he
has filled, and in the public service he has performed.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27
HE DEMOCRATIC TICKET.

I T is impossible TO take any accurate measure OF the strength of
Vegas until the republican ticket has been nominated and a com
parsOn is possible. Standing alone the democratic ticket shows
candidates are well distributed. Politically the distribution seems
contribute Inc 6mlk OF democratic votees, nave Deen rewarded wim
minor offices. The more desirable political positions have gone to
after year and that probably will do so this year. The convention
however was a harmonious one in the main main and It Sould appear
reward effort in republican counties with the high spots OH the
Judge Hanna, the nominee or governor. has no record in any
executive position, His address on reaching Albuquerque last night
was a forecast of the old, familiar line of assault upon bosses, bo@sm
and Legislative control" by the same, as his plan of attack to Sc
cure e, . his election "n, 1t ni, WAS this asu Same line . of asssGlt and an .6 DSti terry with With
which Judge Hanna battered his way out of the republican party
cratic party where he was received with open arms and a nomina-
ton foroffice. He is an aggressive eampaigncr when using the cam
nominee mm e The Herald III Santa ~ c q, cr lent noi N %e ont r""ntII,
the significant fact that Judge Hauna was defeated two years ago
for reelection to the supreme court by Judge Herbert +. Reynolds,
candidate in the history of our state. To jump at the conclusion
that Judge Hanna win be an equally weak candidate for governor,
fective man the democratic organization had available
especially in the spanish language, and a good campaigner. lie has
held the office of secretary of state. His record there will not be
reputation a $ a vote getter is well founded and the republicans to
match his strength, will find it necessary to nominate . candidate
for effective service to the state in congress
has served as attorney general of the state. Like Mr. Luccro, his
record in the state office will not be of assistance to him in his
campaign il may even prove embarrassing since he is a candidate
The rest of the candidates are comparatively unknown men, out
ably, are Hal Kerr, who is the nominee for land commissioner, and
practical stockman and is personally popular. His record as a mem.
Der Of the state senate shows him as a firm party man who was
and small and leave legislative suggestions to others. Upton is a
county Of Otero and widely known in educational circles in the
state. These two men probably lend more real vote producing
strength to the ticket than any other two men on IT,
I'll possible for the republican convention to select a ticket
which will ! Lima make the ticket named at a. l. Las Vegas look ext. extremely
Tuesday next is another question.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27

WASHINGTON. Aug. 27.-George
White. new democratic national
chairman. got his first ~''lesson" In
his new job at the hands OF Washing
ton newspaper men.
The boys all like George personally
but he had yet to learn. when he
came 10 Washington 1 take up direc-
ton OF the democratic campaign.
that even persons high In national
affairs must remember that the time
OF other people also Is valuable, that
ahe public, as represented by the
press, does not walt indefinitely upon
the pleasure or convenience OF even
national par:y chairmen.
Now II publicity is the breath OF
life to the average man in politics II
is both breath and blood to the nam
ager of n political campaign. His
party must have publicity. Better
criticism and abuse than no mention
at all.
Therefore, hot after publicity, Bill
Cochran, chief OF the democratic
press bureau. arranged" an inter-
view for Washington newspaper men
! with White. promptly at 10 o'clock
was the word.
AT 10 o'clock the committee rooms
were crowded with newspaper men.
White was tRrdy. Al 1915 he was
still absent. At 1925 m man NOV
! ed a walk -out" vote. Seconded.
At 1880 a "walk-out' was decreed.
II was unanimous.
Midsummer and the campaign
combined have put Washington In the
doldrums. For the first time In siS
years, congress wound up Its work
and got away early. Senators and re-
personalities, one and all. are back
home,' up TO the ears in politics.
Democratic chiefs, department and
bureau heads. have found mysterious
missions taking them u OF Wash
inEton on Junkets. tours OF inspection
etc. Some are frankly on vacation
Society" has departed for seashors
resorts or Adirondack camps. Thu
Nobody Home sign In out every
where. In public office and private
home. A-huml Nobody knows anc
nobody seems TO care"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27
MnnM,TaN-Ynn WIaHInn.

Doni. Wilh you could ilnd : jos-FInd Il.
Doa't wish you could rent your apart
pon'i Wish you could sell yOur house
SAL " Howl
By using he Herald's Classified Columns.
rhene oa6. Phone ata.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27

Last year the United States shipped
more than one-quarter billion pounds
OF milk ms dairy products to foreign
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-27

a Chinese business a In Osaka,
Japan. has built a largo factory for