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The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-11

Let,us make our purpose higher
Than the way ambition leads
Lct US look always forward
" 18th faith that is full of deeds
That lead US on to honor
Success and happiness
And be ready fol all trials
With courage to progress.
Fo.' trials aIe but stepping stones
To higher strength and power
Opportunity stands before us
Rising up like tower.
Shall our lives be only a hindrance
In the path of the worlds success
Or shall they be lives of service
With the power to help and bless.
Today is the time TO decide
Today as we're going out
On the first great stepping stone
With hearts that are full of doubt.
70, in the distance before US
A vision rise fair
But between US and that vision
Arc pain and toll and care.
Great are the struggles before us
Before We reach our aim
Bat with courage and strength for
eve
VIII bring honor to the name.
OF the Alma Mater who has given u
The courage to face the strife
And will bring the reward she asks
for
A true and faithful life.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-11

FOR SALE OR RENT--Cottage at
Eagle Point. Apply G. II. Newland,
Newport, vt. 2S0-30G.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-11
SHERBRO0KE
BEATS NEWPORT
ON A "FLUKE"
Umpire Laline's Decision In
10th Inning Gave Game
to Visiting Outfit

In one of the greatest pitchers
battles ever staged on the Newport
difmon1, the Shelbrooke baseball
team defeated the fast Newport city
team by a score of to at Gaines
IIotting Park on Thursday after
noon. There was an exceptionally
lrlPe mid week crowd and the cheer
inc throughout the hotly contested
game was thunderous.
Harold "Shylock" Kennison
mounted the hill fol the locals while
Henry Thormalon, who claims to be
a member of the Toronto team Of the
International League, was in the box
Tor the visitors. An impartial OBJ
server of the hostilities would find it
difficult to decide which twirler gave
the best performance.
Every student of baseball who was
fortunate enough to have attended
yesterdays game will agree with
the writer that Sherbrooke was not
returned a victor on merits. Umpire
Edward Lalime's unfamiliarity with
the rules cost Newport the game. AT
tet both teams had battled for nine
innings without score on either side
"balk" was called on Pitcher Ken
nieon, while Chatel, the first man up,
was at bat. "Shylock" stepped into
his box and wound up, but by acct
dent let the ball slip from the fingers
slightly and then put it right over
the plate. Instead of calling the
throw "ball" as should have been
| nIi 10
tn" Newport twirler and allowed
Ckatel to take first base. There was
no one on the bases at the time. Con
seQuently a balk should never have
been called. Had some member of
the Newport team protested and
pointed out the rules to the umpire
there is no question but what he
We uld have changed his decision The
next two men up Anyons and Say
ace famed, but Maxwell, the heavy
hitter of the whole outfit, came
Though with solid two base smash
ard the winning run was scored.
Lalimc has asked the Record to
publish an apology for him for MAX
IN, such a serious error. He admits
he was wrong, but declares he did
not realize his mistake until after the
g'mc when he examined the rules
book. He feels deeply grieved over
the incident.
Newport made bid to tie the
score or win the game in their half
OF the last inning. Lahar famed.
Rublee got IN through the shortstop's
crror. MAYO was put into run for
Inn, but he Sherbrooke manager OBJ
jected and called for Montgomery.
Kci nison hit long fly to center
field, which looked like sure hit, so
Montgomery struck for home. Max
well, however, speared the ball and
OF course Monty was doubled emil
inr one of the hardest fought games
in local baseball history.
Although the visiting team is call
eG a Sherbrooke outfit, the person
MI Of the aggregation is made up of
players from almost every city but
Sferbrooke. 1t includes men from
Montreal, Toronto, Coaticook, Wat
erville and Magog and possibly one
or two other places Although the
feld plays very fan game,
they would not appear very formid-
able without. the battery.
Following is the box score and
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-11
VENETIAN SERENADERS
AT CHAUTA1QUA.

Here is a trio of new entertainers
who will appear at our Community
Chautauqua:
Mr.. Cairo's accordion music is con
sdered by many to be the best that
has ever been played This difficult
instrument is still a novelty, in this
country, and you will surely find enter
tainment in hearing it.
Mr.. LaPorte and Mr.. A. Perrone are
wonderful artists on the guitar.
When these three Italians play. you
win be surprised at the volumn of mu-
sic they are able to produce with these
three novelty Instruments. In adli-
ton to their music, they also render
vocal selections.
Don't miss them when they appear
bn the second day.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-11
NEWPORT LOCALS

Miss May Squires of Beebe visited
friends iG town recently. ~
Fred Proulex will move this week
from Cottage street to rooms over
the Atlantic and Pacific store.
Robert Curtis of Burlington was a
recent guest of Mr.. and Mrs. Rex
Thomas.
Dr. j. f. Spindler is in Coventry
for several days.
Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Hamblctt and
son, Tarlton with Charles A. Tarlton
have gone back to town from the
Bluffs for a few days to await a
change in the weather.
Harold Ram has entered the en-
ploy of the Orleans Motor Co.
Miss Ruth Buck is employed at
The Bigelow Pharmacy for the
summer.
The annual meeting of the New
port group of the Woman's Home
and Foreign Missionary Societies of
tn Methodist church will be held in
Orleans on Friday, June Is. There
will be sessions in the morning and
afternoon. Out of town speakers
hive been engaged for the occasion.
A basket lunch will be served at
noon. In the evening the ladies of
the Orleans. church will serve supper
at reasonable price
Judge W.eD. Miller Of Troy was a
visitor in town, Wednesday.
A B. Cobleigh narrowly escaped
being seriously injured on Wcdnes-
day morning when the Ford machine
in which he was driving smashed in
II the main lighting post on Main
Street at the head of Coventry st.
A broken steering gear caused the
accident. Mr.. Cobleigh said he no.
tlced some trouble with the gear az
he was coming across the Causeway
but paid little attention to it. How
ever, as he turned to go down Cow
entry street, the wheel would not
" ork and he crashed head on into
the post, smashing the front part of
his machine quite badly. Mr.. Cob
leigh was unhurt. The machine was
tOwed into a garage for repairs.
MI. ana MIS-. Il. II. NuSSleS Ol Ea-
sex Junction are visiting at the home
of Nj. and Mrs. o. H. Rawson.
Mr.. and Mrs. E. B. Rawson of
Windsor were recent visitors at the
h, me of Mr.. and Mrs. o. H. Rawson.
Mrs. Everett Cole has gone to
lancaster, N. H., to bring home her
little daughter, Geraldine, who has
been staying with Mrs. Coles par
cnts during M. Coles illness.
Judge viii NJ. Wright of Barton
was in Newport Thursday on official
business.
Perley Folsom is home from Dean
Academy in Franklin, Mass.
The house on the parkway which
wa bought by the. city has been re-
paired, papered and painted and will
be occupied soon by John MacDon-
aid.
Mrs. l.. A. Goodwin and daughter,
Lucille leave today for several weeks
stay in Boston. Lucille will enter
tn. Children's Hospital for treatment
and Mrs. Goodwin will take this OPP
pcrtunity to visit friends.
The charter has been received for
the Newport Building Association,
and steps will be taken at once to or
ganize fully and to elect officers.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-11
Where the Banjo Came From.

The modern banjo was introduced
into England from the United States,
to which country t was probably
taken by the African slaves. who
originally obtained the idea from IN
dia. The unrnusical name banjo"
seems to have been derived from
"banya,' the name Of n Senegnlnbian
Instrument Of the guitar species.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-11

Lodge was making no effort to check
il.
Apparently there were upwards Of
20O delegates and maybe more taking
p,rt in the ruinpus which went on
past the % minutes mark without
sipns Of abatement. At half an hour
the parading had about broken up
bul the noise was still viciferous."
The Lowden delegate declined to re-
sumo their scata even though they
were not moving about the hall and
they whistled through their fingers
after they had worn out their vocal
cords with shouting
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-11

WANTED---Waitress and kitchen
girl at Newport House, Newport, Vt.
Highest wages. Apply A. M. Bowen,
manager. 282 If
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-11

Two base hits, Gilman and@ Max
we'll. Base on balls off Kennison, 2.
Struck out by Kennison II, by Thor
malen 10. Passed balls, Brioullette 2.
Umpire Lalnc.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
HIsTl JEROME WAS HERE

Keep it under your hat, although
it may have no significance, but c..
W. Jerome, editor of the Poplar
Standard, and we'll known Roosevelt
county politician, was in town Sun
day on his way home from a trip to
Helena. Rev. Jerome was quiet
mouthed as usual, but reading be-
tween the lines of what he had to say
one perceives that there is a mighty
smouIdering in Roosevelt county
and that a slight draft of smoke has
gone up state.
This paper is keeping a disinter-
ested but none the less close watch
upon the political events in neighbor-
ing counties; and the fine Italian
hand of Brother jerome in Roosevelt
will not be allowed to make many
moves that escape our ~eagle-eyed
reporter.-Glasgow Democrat.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
MAKE THEIR RESIDENCE
IN WOLF POINT

R. J.. Moore, president of the Wolf
Point Hotel Company, was here sew
eral days this week, assisting his son
C. o. Moore, manager of the Sher-
man, to prepare for the opening.
Mr.. Moore it as his in
tention to spend most of his time
~henceforth in Wolf Point, helping G.
O. Moore with the business of con-
Quoting the big hotel. He will be
kept at Glasgow to look after his
ranch business some of the time as
well as to look after other business
interests to the west of here. Mrs.
Moore and one of the younger sons
are now making their home here.
In conversation this week, Mr..
Moore repeated what he has often
said before, that he has absolute
faith that Wolf Point is destined to
be one of the most important cities
in this part of Montana. The best
possible proof that Mr.. Moore be-
lieves what he says is found in the
fact that he has invested S95,000 in
clean hard cash in the town.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
DETAINED BY STORM

Owing to the severe storm winch
ragged in North Dakota the first OF
the week, and paralyzed train SER
vice, the convention that was to have
been held here Tuesday by the Fuller
Motor Company had to be abandon
ed. The officers of the company and
the managers and dealers east OF
here found it impossible to reach
here. It is quite probable that the
convention will be held at a later
date. A few of the dealers in Dodge
Brothers Motor Cars from nearby
towns came to Wolf Point to attend
the convention and remained over
to attend the Sherman opening.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
PLEASED WITH WOLF POINT

Harry Peyton, who has been nan
aging the Great Northern hotel at
Williston this winter while Mr.. and
Mrs. Richard Peyton were in Cali
fornia, was one of those from VIII
liston who attended the grand open
ing Of the Sherman. He stayed over
Thursday to give the town a good
looking over. Mr.. Peyton was sur
prised at the size of Wolf Point, and
spoke in the most complimentary
terms of the high class of u bust
ness houses. The Sherman, especial
ly, came in for his unstinted praise,
as one of the top notch hotels of the
whole Northwest.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
C. N. RAILROAD NOTES

John SCISSOR, assistant general sup.
erintendent, is in Wolf Point on bus.
mess.
w. H. Ball, travelling chief dis
patcher, is spending a few days here.
Warren G. Smith and A. F. Krum-
mey spent Sunday at Culbertson.
F. H. Taylor, trainmaster, is con-
fined to the Sherman on account of
sickness.
A. E. Knights, superintendent,
and R. R. Schulz, master mechanic,
have been out on the Snowden and
Scobey branches all week, breaking
up the snow blockade.
Traffic was badly delayed, making
it necessary to detour trains from
the coast via Helena last Friday. The
Kootenai river broke through and
washed out a fill, making it necessary
to put in a ten bent bridge neal Rex
ford before traffic could be resumed.
Four engineers r laying off on
account of sickness: Geo. Mclean,
Buddy Barwise, c. E. Onberg and
Jack Peters.
Seven first class trains passed thru
Wolf Point about thirty minutes to
an hour apart on the night of the
18th, as a result of congestion aus
ed by the snow blockade east of Will
liston. Owing to weather condi-
lions Monday which extended from
Glasgow to st. Paul, all train service
was badly delayed. Several first
class trains became stalled in drifts
and it was necessary to get relief
trains to get them out. Service
could not be resumed on the Balm
ville-Scobey line for several days.
The rotary had to be brought from
Whitefish to open up the line. Some
drifts were reported ten to twenty
feet deep. Others were claimed to
be half a mile in length.
Engineer Van Voorhees, wa pain
fully injured at the Bowdoin yards
5oday but particulars of the accident
nave not been learned.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
LOCAL AND OTHERWISE

See ooh BOY" Oh, Boy, it's
good.
For hard spring wear-Buster
Brown shoes. Buttrey-Swift Co.
We buy and sell secondhand
stoves and ranges. Kelly Bros. 38tt
Fresh cream at the Home Meat
Market. Aft.
How about your Easter cleaning?
The Davey Tailors.
If your kodak needs adjusting
bring it to the Wolf Point Studio.
Gulhaug can fix it.
Vern Walters, a brother of Mrs.
C. F. Conroy, has returned from
points in the Southwest.
Mrs. Leo Schafer of Glasgow was
the guest of Mrs. Chef Grace over
the 18th.
The correct shape for growing
children-Buster Brown shoes. But
trey-Swift Co.
The Presbyterian ladies' aid an
nounce that their food sale last week
was a great success.
C. E. Hedstrom of Kahle was in
the city Wednesday, returning home
today.
$1,000 Reward to anyone proving
that the aeroplane accident in Sun
days picture, "Crim Gar!e,' is not
real at the Liberty.
Did you happen to see Rev. McIvor
with his little green hat on the 18th?
That hat surely made him look like
a son Of the old sod.
Two men were killed when the
two aeroplanes crash 5000 feet
above earth, shown in "Grim Came"
Sunday at the Liberty. The only
picture of its kind ever taken.
Manager Clarence Severson has
secured the Film Musical Comedy,
ooh BOY" for next Thursday, the
18th. 1t is a wonderful picture. One
day only.
County Agent F. J. Chase of Mon
'dak spent Sunday in the city. He
was also here yesterday to attend
the Sherman opening.
DR.. C. L. GUNNER wishes to have
it announced that he will resume his
trips to Wolf Point next week, and
that he will be here on Friday, the
26th of March. Alt.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
NOTICE TO EMPLOYERS

ALL PERSONS, FIRMS AMI
CORPORATIONS HAVING EN-
PLOYEES, SHOULD FAMILIAR
IZE THEMSELVES WITH THE
PROVISIONS OF ORDINANCE
NO. II OF THE CITY OF WOLF
POINT, RELATING TO THE AS
SESSMENT OF A SPECIAL ROAD
TAX. ORDINANCE NO. II APP
PEARS IN THIS ISSUE.
(Signed) SAMUEL DOWELL,
4-2t. City Clerk.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
o GALL STONES

Appendicitis, tuberculosis, asthma,
cancer in any form, rheumatism,
erysipelis, tonsilitis, adenoids, vari-
cose veins, skin diseases, blood poi
son. etc., without operation, go to
the Wan Medical Co. Apply at the
Cadette residence, just north of the
railroad tracks. 2-2tp.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
THURSDAY
SPECIAL

All Star cast in ooh BOY" a film
musical comedy. Full of rollicking
fun. A picture you will long remem-
Der. 1t contains a breezy, bouyant,
bubbling outburst of merriment,
which bristles with mirth, radiates
vitality, and moves unAaggingly.
One day only, with good added
attractions.
Admission 25c and soc, including
war tax.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18

The Testers Club are giving a
banquet and ball at the Sherman
Friday evening. 1t is understood
that about sixty couples have been
invited. 1t will doubtless be n OF
the most delightful social events OF
the season.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
DANCE AT WARMBRODT
SCHOOL HOUSE

There will be a dance at he Warm
brodt schoolhouse, - miles North
west. on Wolf Greek, Saturday eve
ming. March 27. Everybody is cor
daily invited to attend. 4-1tp.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
SUNDAY

Houdini, the world famed hand
cuff king, in "THE GRIM GAME"
The greatest thrill picture ever put
o the screen. Two aeroplanes crash
in midair and two people are killed
in the crash. $1,000 reward to any
one proving that the accident was
not genuine.
News and Comedy in connection.
Admission, 15c and 35c.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
"OH Boy Oh. Bow. it's good.

"OH BOY" Oh, Boy, it's good.
Fresh cream at the Home Meaf
Market. Aft.
Let US make over your old hat
Our prices are right. Murphy Sisters
The shoes that wear are Buster
Browns. Buttrey-Swift Co.
Splendid Music and Vaudeville at
the Liberty Saturday, March goth.
Wear the Gossard Corset. The
best front lace on the market.
sit Murphy Sisters
The Ladies Aid of the Methodist
church March 31st as the
date of their annual spring bazaar.
Bring your hides to the Home
Meat Market, we pay the highest
market price. Aft.
For the school girl or boy, you
can't go wrong with Buster Brown
shoes. Buttrey-Swift Co.
Mr.. and Mrs. H. E. Rawlston of
Brockton were here Wednesday Tor
the St. Patrick's celebration.
A Victrola has been added to the
equipment of the Wolf Point schools
and it is giving great satisfaction to
the children and teachers.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cornelius Wall Of
Oswego were among the visitors at
the Sherman opening celebration on
Wednesday.
Sheriff Pat Macy was among
the visitors from the county seat
who celebrated St. Patrick's Day in
Wolf Point.
ooh BOY" contains a breezy,
buoyant, bubbling outburst of e
and radiates vitality and
moves unfaggingly. Some Pictured
The Lutheran ladies' aid will be
entertained at the home of Mrs. John
Garden Thursday, March 25th. This
will be an important business meet
.ng and the members are requested
% come early.
Pneumonia caused the death of
IN infant daughter of Mr.. and Mrs
David Dillinghouse.v Services were
conducted by Rev. S. McIvor of the
Presbyterian church at the home on
Tuesday.
Miss Lillian Ryan, daughter of
Ir. and Mrs. j. F. Ryan, has arrived
rom Duluth where she has been
eaching school. Miss Ryan has
aiken a position as bookkeeper for
Jan McAllen & Company.
John A. Green of Vida is the prime
in an effort to build a tele-
hone line from Wolf Point to Vida.
he much needed improvement is
OF yet assured, but Mr.. Green feels
onfident that the line will be built.
E. C. Nelson went to Malta Sun
ay to spend the day with his wife
nd little son.
The Misses Agnes and Winifred
IcInerny of Nashua and Miss Ger
'ude McInerney of Frazer visited
[rs. Geo. Hagen last Saturday and
id some shopping while in the city.
At a labor meeting held last
thursday evening, the labor candi-
ates, already in nomination, were
ndorsed, and the mann of K. e.
was added as candidate for
.derman to fill the vacancy on the
cket in the third ward.
Mrs. John Erickson painted espe-
ally for the occasion of the Sher-
an opening, a picture appropriate
: Wolf Point. The picture shows
pair of wolves engaged in bowling /
1 the bank of the Missouri river. I
he painting was exhibited in the {
herman hotel lobby, st. Patrick's
ay. {
E. L. Shipman returned a few
VS. ago from a visit with two OF
$ brothers who reside at Twin {
ais, Idaho. Mr.. Shipman says that l
e Twin Falls country is exceeding i
prosperous and that Twin Falls /
IS changed from a sage brush plain '
a modern city of $4,000 in fifteen r
.ars. Alfalfa and sugar beets, I
own by irrigation, did it.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18

J. Warren Kerrigan in "THREE
X GORDON"
Next episode Radium Mystery.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18

Gladys Brockwell in THAMES
OF FLESH"
Comedy, "a TIGHT FIX"
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
TUESDAY

Harry Carey in "GUN FIGHTIN'
GENTLEMEN"
Comedy, "TICK TICK MAN"
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
FRIDAY
''WHY

Bryant Washburn in "WHY
SMITH LEFT HOME" A Scream!
Mutt and Jeff Comedy.
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
SATURDAY
latest,

Marguerite Clark in her latest,
GIRLS Some picture!
Sunshine whirlwind comedy, enti-
tied, 'Her Private Husband"
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18
W Liberty
Theatre
PHONE So
PHONE So

Program Commencing Sun, Mar. Fl
The Wolf Point herald. (Wolf Point, Mont.) 1913-1940, 1920-03-18

COMING: Something Big. Watch
Our Ads and Billboards
Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1920-04-26
Rise Of the Peanut.

Buffalo Enquirer: Thirty-three ana a
quarter million bushels of peanut
raised in twelve states last year
makes about a third of a bushel -:
each of the 1OO,OO0,OOO of us. Peanut
consumption, however, is no longer
limited to the tons and tons spl!: he
tween thumb and finger, n at Il time.
Peanut butter, peanut oil, peanut meal,
peanut food for hogs, peanut fodder
for cattle, peanut fertilizer. peanut coll
%fectionery, show the uses to which
tie goober has come. 1t is even wills
pered that peanut coffee might be in
cluded, but that is not to be mentioned
in a peanut %panegyric. Where pea
nut used to be n term of derison, sig
nifying general no-accountness, we
may yet come to a commonwealth
pluming and priding itself as the Pea
nut state. Already the total farm
value is estimated at $50 100000.
Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1920-04-26
H17ss ---ts-I- hH F1sf Is
How the Tank Got Its Name.

Home Sector: The tank got it's
name through the methods the British
war Office employed to produce the first
tanks without permitting the enemy to
know Of their construction. The name
is not derived from resemblance to any
conventional tank. In England, when
the tank experiments We're started, a BIG
enclosure was constructed and no zone
was allowed in it except wOrkmen and
others engaged in the work. Civilians
were kept a safe distance by the circu-
lation of a story that terrible ex-
plosives and poison gases We're being
manufactured in the enclosure. AS
the work progressed it became neces-
sary to invent a better story to account
for the existence of the plant. So.
very clandestinely, it was allowed to
become known from the war office that
oil tanks for Russia were being manu-
featured in great numbers. From this
story the name tank" came to be
applied to the new form Of armOred
cars before their use in battle, and the
name stuck.
Webster City freeman. [volume] (Webster City, Hamilton County, Iowa) 1884-1946, 1920-04-26
Served to Order.

Saturday Evening Post: An actor
noted for his wit and for his habits
of intemperance after finishing a week
of hard work arrived at home one
night-or morning-very late. His
wife. the real boss at home, usually re-
ceives her husband under those condi-
tions by throwing him in a hot bath
and putting him to bed.
She had turned III the hot wafer, but
not the cold. when the telephone sud
denly rang. The tub was scaldins
when the truant was ordered in. AS
the wife was answering the phone she
heard a terrifying scream. Dropping
the phone she raj to the bathroom
door.
SHAY, dearier," called out the nus
band, do you want me two minutes or
four mimtes-Soft boiled or medium