The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1920-01-02
WIT AND
WISDOM

The burning question is this coun
try is what to burn.-Arkansa Ga;
zette.
AS a rule the kind of workmen who
talk Of revolving are.-Greenville s
c. Piedmont.
| Air is still free, but it costs so much
more to remain able to breathe.-Al-
bany Journal.
A good program for the Unitco
States this winter. Export, import, de-
port.-Seattle Times.
The vets in Congress who voted
dry. are badly disappointed in the su-
premc court.-Washihgton Post.
Trouble with the walking delegates
is that they do not walk far enough
Boston Shoe and Leather Reporter.
Alexander Berkman and Emma
Goldman want to stay in America to
tell us what bad place it is.-Arkan-
sas Gazette.
| After all, we don't think capital ev
or worked labor as efficiently as the
radical labor leaders are working it
Columbia Record
In many localities the paper short
age is causing one newspaper to flour
ish where two languished before
Topeka State Journal.
Carranza should reflect that if our
armies enter Mexico it may not be so
| easy to drive them back into dry ter
ritory.-Columbia Record.
A White house bulletin says tina,
President Wilson is keeping in touch
with the labor situation No wonder
he's still sick.--Manila Bulletin
With wood so scarce and high. may
be it would be measure of economy
to leave the ex-Kaiser alone until the
winter is over.-San Antonio Light.
With coal and other precious things
kept in the cellor the second story
worker is liable to practice revision
Observation-Disclosures Herald.
Those Holland papers that objec,
to giving up Wilhelm Hohenzollern
may think he will be a good asset -
the tourist season.-Denver Rocky
Mountain News.
The Roosevelt BOYS have started III
a chain of coffee houses. We sun
pose young Ted is figuring on third
cup of coffse sometime Columbia
Record
The new labor party mioht NJ
20 its popularity among outsiders by
adopting tho slogan ~ cts all a,'
'n1'irr and go to work TO ella
Sta'c Icurral.
Conar Doyle says SC believes "thcre
Wv be a'chol IL the next world" but
W 10 know particularly which
one he refers to.--Co'umbia Record
More than two billion passengers
rode on all the New York car lines
during the fiscal year just ended OF
this number it is said that several got
seats.--Tacoma Ledger.
The Bolsheviki in America num-
Der among their plans the destruction
of all jails. They must hurry unless
they expect to work from the inside.
Topeka State Journal,
Therell be fewer busted resolutions
in 1920.-Columbia Record.
Germany lost the war, but she's 60
ing strong to win the peace.-Colum-
bia Record.
Prices are teetotalers. They viii
not take drop.-Greenville S. c.
Piedmont.
Why rot send the Reds to Mexico
and let nature take its course New
York World
General Wood didn't get across,
but his friends hope to put him over
Baltimore American.
The world will be nearer the millen-
mum when war becomes as hard to
make as peacc,-Arkansas Gazette.
Nineteen-twenty is near, so here's
slogan for the girls: do your leap
year popping early. Rec
ord,
Even the old artifice OF making face
at the coal cart driver fails of its pur-
pose in these degenerate days-Louis-
vile Times.
1t seems that many fail to realize
that freedom of speech is for those
who know the speech of freedom
Norfolk Virginian Pilot,
Receivers are sought for idle coal
mines They do not need receivers
They need outputters,-Fiuancial Am
erica (New York;
While the allies are debating what
to do with Bill Hohenzollern. we'd
like to get the loan OF him to chop
wood for a spell-Columbia Record
1t cost the miners $o0,OOO,0OO ano
the operators $l20O0.OOO. And what
bright little lad can tell us who is go
ing to pay?-New York Tribune.
More dough for less dough" might
we'll be the slogan OF the United
States Grain Observation-Disclosures
phia Evening Ledger
We are all asked to save coal All
We need in answer 20 this ringing
appeal is some to save-Detroit News
One of the queereSt things about
this League of Nations is that our al
lies, who at first didn't want it at
all, now seem to want it more than
we do,-Tacoma Ledger.
indication that the world is once