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East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-28
Rheumatic Pains )
Quickly Eased BY Penetrating
HamIln's Wizard OIL

A safe and harmless preparation
10 relieve the pains of Rheumatism,
Sciatica, Lame Back and Lumbago is
Hamiin's Wizard Oil. II penetrates
quickly, drives out soreness, and linn
hers up stiff aching joints and muscles.
You will find almost daily uses for
II in cases of sudden mishaps or ac-
cidents such as sprains, bruises, cuts,
burns, bites and stings. just as re-
liable, too, for earache, toothache.
Group and collie.
Get it from druggists for 30 cents.
If not satisfied return the bottle and
ret your money back.
Ever constipated or have sick head
che? lust try Wizard Liver Whips,
pleasant little pink pills, 80 cents.
Guaranteed.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-28

With SIG being sun quoted as the
top for hogs at North Portland. values
are now no higher than those in effect
at Chicago.
Generally steady demand was. shown
for hogs during the day and values
were we'll sustained.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-28

Radisncs Selling In
Pcndleton Stores.
Radishes are retailing in local stores
for three punches fer % cents. They
are shipped here from California.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-28
INDUSTRIES QUARTET
"JAZZES 'EM UP" IN ALL
FACTORIES AT NOON

f. ST. LOUIS, Jan. 2s.-They 4
f. sing em to work in st. Louis 4
+ now
f. The American Industries 4
+ Quartet visits st. Louis factories 4
+ at the noon hour daily and jazzes 4
4. the workmen with Good Morn
= ing, Mr.. Zip" or Everybody 4
+ Shimmies Now"
It. Afte~ few rounds of "Who I
4. Played Poker with Pocahontas"
o or "Minnie, Shimmy For Me"
+ workers go back to their places
joyfulIy and the result is seen the 4
f. the rest of the day according to =
l. Harry Braak, executive sec 4
T. retary of the industrial depart
+ ment of the Young Mems Chris
4 ton Association here. He is in
+ charge of nurturing the music =
+ spirit among st. Louis working =
= men.
3 Greater production is one ad- 4
+ vantage of the sings, according I
+ to ter Braak. He says also there !
= is less prospect of bolshevik pro-
paganda's getting "A hold. =
+ "Its great to see the workmen =
f. go back to their benches and =
T. machines after some rousing ,
tune has been sung" ter Braak f.
+ said. "They break and run for 4
+ their places with zest and during .
the afternoon on every hand the =
= the songs that were sung at noon ,
+ are heard. >
+ Keep the workmen happy :
T. that's the big thing to be done in >
+ the United states now. Where =
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-28
NEGLEGTING THAT :
, COLD OR COUGH?
Why, when DIR. Kings New
Discovery SO promptly
checks It e.

TITS natural you don't want to be
careless and let that old cola OF
L cough drag on or that new at,
tack develop seriously. Not when
YOU can get such a proved success
ful remedy as DR. Kings New DIS
coyery.
Cold, cough, grippe, Group does
not resist this standard reileNgr
very long. It's quality IS as hish
today as it always has peeh~nml ranri
iarity for more than fifty, years.
Gnc and 81 20 a bottle at all drug
gists. Give it trial.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-28
Constipated ? Here's Relief

Not that often harmful, always
comes from harsh purgatlyes, but
the comfortable, gratifying, correiG, {rl.eis
tive regulation Of stubborn boWe,s Yes
So pronounced in DR.. Kings Ne"
Life Pills.
Tonic in action, they. promote
free lille fjow, stir up the lazy, thor
HIg,Sf tel9 Of waste matter and, fermentt 1.L.
ing foods, and give, yoln keen .azrst Zgst
for for hard work and heaLthful recre-
ation All druggists-2'pc.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-28

Catarrh is an excessive secretion
accompanied with chronic inflamma-
tion, from the mucous membrane
Hoods Sarsaparilla acts on the muc-
ous membrane, through the blood re-
duces inflammation, establishes healthy
action and radically cures all cases OF
catarrh
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-28
Pulp Fed Steers
and Lambs Higher

Pulp fed steers. the first of the sea-
sons offerings from the interior. arriv-
ed in the North Portland yards during
the day and We're quoted at s13 gem
orally for tops. Cattle market firmer
and higher, hogs steady with lambs
higher.
General market showed firmer
tone and the price was lifted soc TO
s12.50 while an additional half dollar
was added for tke pulp offerings. All
steers COWS and heifers are higher
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-28

With offerings Of fancy east of the
mountain lambs again in the North
Portland alleys, the price was tinailS
settled at S17 for tops, a rise OF 81 over
the previous market. No change IN
willamette valley offerings of either
..la nbs or mutton was shown both OF
these lines showing substantial gains
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-28
DAILY MARKET NEWS OF PENDLETON

The following prices are the prices
icing paid to producers by Pendleton
business houses. Wherever retail
prices are given the fact will be spe-
cially mentioned.
Eggs and Poultry.
Eggs, Csc.
Hens, to zoe.
Chickens, zoe a pound.
Country Ham. Ets.
Ham. best quality, 2Sc.
Bacon, best quality, i0c.
Butter Fat and Butter
Butter, SIPS.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-28

Dix-He didn't buy any. A rich old
aunt tried to start fire with can
of it-Boston Transcript.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-28
Wincsap Apples
Expected Here soon.

A new shipment of Winesap apples
is expected in Pendleton soon. They
will retail for 81 box.
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-28

Bix-So your friend became veal
thy through "A sudden upward move
ment in oil. What oil stock did he
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-28
F'innan Haddie Is
In Markets Now.

Finnan HaGdie, or smoked haddock
which comes from Findon or Findhorn
i'm Scotland, is on sale in local markets
Its price is three pounds for 25 cents
East Oregonian : E.O. (Pendleton, OR) 1888-current, 1920-01-28

and the shipment was sent from st.
Louis. An
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Bird 4, club
: N otes

In the spring, when the apple
trees were pink and white and sweet,
father bird and mother bird
came to the orchard; The father
bird was orange color, and the mo-
ther bird was lemon color, and both
their coats were trimmed with black
They were orioles.
The father oriole sang little songs
as he fluttered among the apple
blossoms. The mother oriole saved
her prettiest songs to sing to her
baby birds. There were no baby
birds now, but by and by there
would be, after the nest was made,
and the eggs we're laid, and the
mother bird had warmed them un-
der her soft feathers.
1t was because of these baby
birds which were coming that the
father and mother orioles could not
spend all their time hopping about
and eating. They had to make a
nest. First of all, there was the
choosing of a tree to put it in.
The branches of the apple trees
were too stiff. The current bush
was too low. They few about till
they came to the elm tree. The
elm tree was just right.
Here, at the end of branch, was
a safe place to hang the cradle, for
no cat could climb out on the slen-
der twigs, the nest would be hidden
by the green leaves, and the wind
would swing it to and fro.
The father oriole pulled a gray
strip from a milkweed stem, and
brought it in his bill to the tree,
and fastened it on twig. The
mother oriole found a piece of
string that had fallen from bun
die, and she fastened that to
another twig.
They brought more gray strips
and more string and dried grass,
and wove them in and out, and ~
and out, till long cradle hung like
a gray pocket from the elm branch.
The mother oriole had woven in
some blue worsted a grandmother
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Brayton News Items

Mrs. Brown of Jordan S. D. is
visiting her son Walter and family,
r. D. Hawks and wife OF Audu-
bon were calling on Brayton friends
Sunday.
Miss Doris jenkins spent the week
end at home, returning to school
at Omaha Sunday.
Mrs. Wilbur Bills went to Allan.
tic, where she submitted to an oper-
alton at the Atlantic hospital.
Frank Sampson of Audubon was
a business caller in Brayton the first
of the week.
B. M. Gross who runs the pic
tllre show, is having the interior OF
the building papered and painted.
7 James McGovern of Las Vegas,
New Mexico was visiting his brother
T. j. McGovern and family Mon
day.
Mrs. Chris Knutsen has returned
from her visit with her son Philip
and wife at Loveland Colorado.
Miss Hannah Andersen went to
Omaha Monday where she will be
employed.
Carl Larsen who is working in
Omaha, visited over Sunday with
his family in Brayton.
Col. VIM. P. Chanitland of Fort
Dodge gave republican speech in
Brayton Tuesday afternoon, on the
issues of the campaign.
Mrs. L. G. Heath visited last week
at the home of her son Lewis. She
was accompanied home by her
grandson Dale Heath who remained
over Sunday.
James Cannon and wife, and
mother, Mrs. Harter, from near
Menlo were visiting last week with
Mr.. Cannon's parents, j. w. Cam
non and wife.
Charles McCaustland of Atlantic
who recently traded for the Nelson
Hardware stock has sold same to
L. P. Rasmussen and Christian
Hansen of Brayton, who took po-
session at once. Rasmussen has
been manager of the Farmers Lum-
Der Company at Brayton. Hansen
is a retired farmer. Nelson the
former owner will move on to his
farm.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
swordfi.h No Mean Foeman.

In the British museum may be seen
the heavy oaken plank. once part OF
the bottom of stout vessel, which
had been pierced by the sword of a
swordfish. The weapon remains fast
fixed in the timber Along the Atlantic
coast of the United States swordfsh
are hunted both for their flesh, which
is palatable, and also in order to pro-
tect the schools of bluefish and mack.
erel which they ravage.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
DEFINITION Of Suede.

This name, given to a kind of I'M
dressed kid leather, is simply the
French word for Sweden" The vel
vet finish is supposed to have originat-
ed In Sweden and it was applied at
first to kid and not to calfskin. The
process of making 1t involves buffing
on an emery wheel the flesh side of
the leather, SO as to produce sort
OF nap or velvety surface. Some max
ers of leather adopt different proc
ess, bufiing or securing off the grain
side of the leather to produce tine nap.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
The Good Of LIE

What is the good of life? A phi
losopher has answered: Giving and
loving and helping" The happy are
the helping the loving are the living.
He who has tear for pity and a
hand open as day for melting char
ity;;" he whose good deeds are with
out wish for publicity or expectation
Of gratitude-his is the rarest lux
ury of soul. Charles Lamb tells us
that the keenest pleasure he ever
knew was to do good action by stealth
and have 1t found out by accident
Humphrey j. Desmond.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Novel elotter Pad.

To save the time wasted by pei
users in picking up and laying aside
ordinary blotters, a western inventor
has devised means for attaching the
absorbent paper to the wrist. where
1t is available for instant use. hut doe:
not Interfere with the movement O!
the writer's hand. The contrivance in,
cluhes a curved leather holder. into
which small blotter can be fitted
and a strap for fastening the device
in place.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Asbestos.

The earliest use of asbestos was
for spinning ard weaving, to make in
combustible thread and yarn, rope and
cloth. and this has continued to he the
most important use of asbestos ever
since the days of the Greeks and
Romans. Only the best grades can be
used for this purpose. according to ].
S. Diller of the United States geolog-
ical survey, department of the interior.
Thread can now be spun so fine that
1t will run about $1,000 feet to the
pound.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Smoking Bad for Avtators

Air ministry doctors in Great Brit.
ain have instructions to inquire int
the family histories of persons who de
sire to become aviators, especially Will
references to tuberculosis, heart dis
ease. or mental instability among
near relatives. Smokers are to BE-
closely questioned, and the doctors are
to make note such as Clio or P3-
that is, ten cigarettes or three pipe.
a day.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21

had dropped while she was knit
ting. That made a line of blue in
the cradle. And all the while the
father bird sang, and the mother
bird practiced her lullabies.
Then the mother oriole laid five
eggs in the nest, and day after day,
day after day, she sat there, keep
ing the eggs warm beneath her soft
feathers. The father oriole brought
her food, and sometimes he watch
ed the nest while she flew off
little way and got worms.
One happy morning something
moved underneath the mother bird,
and there was a little sound, "Peep!
peepw In the nest were FIVE baby
birds, all crying, peep! peep!"
which meant, I'm hungry! Pm
hungry"
Itwas a busy time now for the
father and mother birds. They
few down to the ground and pick
ed up worms to fill the baby birds
wide-open mouths. The mother
oriole brought some water in her
bill, and the father oriole broughta
bit of juicy strawberry. All day
long the mother oriole and the ia
Their oriole were busy feeding their
baby birds with worms and berries
and bugs.
The father bird sang as he work.
ed, and the mother bird warbled her
soft lullabies, and the wind swung
the little gray cradle to and fro, to
and fro. If a cat came under the
elm tree, the birds scolded, and
did not go near the nest, for that
would have shown where the little
ones were hidden.
When night came the baby birds
stopped their cry OF "Peep! peep!"
and went to sleep, and the father
bird and the mother bird tucked
their heads under their wings, and
went to sleep, too, near by.
Every day the baby birds grew
bigger. Sometimes the strongest
one hoped out Of the nest, but the
mother oriole scolded till it hopbed
back. When they were strong
enough to hop about, still the ia
ther bird and the mother bird
brought them worms.
By and by the birds could pick
up worms. By and by they could
spread out their little wings and fly.
And now the empty gray cradle
swings to and fro on the elm tree,
| for the little birds do not need it
any longer.
But when spring comes, and the
apple is pink and white and sweet,
perhaps these Young orioles will
come back and hang other cradles
on the elm tree, for other baby
birds, and they will cry, Peep!
peep! Pm hungry! I'm hungryy'
just as their fathers and mothers
cried when they were baby birds.
Beginners stories.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Hamlin News Items

Ralph Kness is husking corn for
Andy Andersen.
Many Hamlinites went to Elk
Horn Sunday to attend the special
missionary services.
Miss Ruth White is visiting at
the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. Robert
Raeble, Montgomery, Iowa. Mrs.
Raeble is Ruth's aunt Esther.
Last week yielded Paul Thomas
the pleasure Of a journey to Fair
bury, Nebraska, where he enjoyed
visit with an aunt.
Harry White, who spent the sum-
mer in Oregon has returned to help
gather in the Iowa corn crop.
Albert Christensen, who left here
some time ago in company with a
party Of tourists for California, has
reached his destination in safety.
There are so many Iowans there
that it seems like home, he writes.
A bazaar will be held in the Old
Hamlin Church on the night OF
October 9th, under the auspices Of
Ladies Aid. A fine line of useful
articles will be offered for sale. A
bounteous supper will be served
Come Everybody.
Ralph Kness drove his road bug
into eastern Iowa and visited few
days with number Of relatives,
chiefly among whom were his mother
and his brother Harry, who lives il
Davenport. He crossed the big
river into Rock Island, Illinois, ano
enjoyed himself hugely.
While the Ladies Aid, of Old Ham
lin, was in session at the F. A
Drury home Thursday politics creep
into the gossip and straw vote
was taken with the following result
Harding ID, Cox 0; Kendall IL
Herring /. Two, it seems, did no
vote on the state ticket and one
swung to Herring due perhaps t.
Jim Pierce's efforts.
Farewell Party
Early Saturday evening a large
crowd of merry people gathered a
the Ralph Thomas home. This
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Camphor And Witchhazel
Help Weak Eyes

Exira people are astonished at
the quick results produced by SIM
pie witchhazel, camphor, hydrastis,
ETC., as mixed in Lavoptik eye
wash. In one case of weak and
nearsighted eyes few days use
brought great Improvement. In
another case it stopped eye pains
and inflammation. We guarantee
a small bottle Of Lavoptik to help
ANY CASE weak, strained or in
famed eyes. aluminium eye cup
FREE. Kearney Pharmacy.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Worlds Smallest Book.

The record of the complete French
version of Dante's Divine Comedy"
which was shown at the Paris expo
sition in 1882. does not seem to have
been less than half an inch square.
and though containing over 500 pages,
required only two sheets of printers
paper for its makeup.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
His Bean Was.

Newvand good Spoonerisms are rare,
but here is one recently reported from
Yale. A gentleman entered the deans
Office, and, being bit fustered, he In.
CURED: us the bean dizzy Y'-Boston
Transcript.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Radio TeIephonino.

The first experiment in long-dis-
lance radio telephoning was made in
1914, the attempt resulting after
many efforts in successful transmits
sion of speech from Washington to
Paris and San Francisco.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21

however, was only the preliminary
to a concerted advance on the Will
bern Clark home where a goodbye
social of unusual success was enact
ed. That splendid game OF charade
kept laughter and delight at high
tide until near midnight when the
| fragrance of approaching refresh
ments caused all to pause and In
dulge their epicurean bent, after
which they went tripping gaily over
the border-line of the Sabbath sing
| ing "Three Old Maids Sliding on
the Ice" and "They Kept the PIG
in the ParIor." The Clarks are on
the eve Of departing for Texas
They will go overlandin their Max
we'll car in company with another
family. We sincerely regret that
Texas has coaxed this good family
to leave our community, but hope
they will find prosperity and happi-
ness on the banks of the Rio Grande
We're for En-
We have reached that point in
social evolution and that eminence
in the progress Of civilization where
woman is handed the ballot, and
privileged to participate in the pollt-
ical struggles of her country. Her
new duty is to 60 forth armed with
this ballot and exercise that priv
lege; her new responsibility is to
exercise it IN such a way as to be
conductive to the perpetuity of those
sacred principles of Liberty and
Justice that we received from the
dead, outstretched hands at Bunk
er Hill, Saratoga, Valley Forge etc.
of martyrs whose blood fertilizes
the sweet flowers of social freedom
we daily enjoy.
Really, some there are who quail
and excitedly whisper that there
are grounds for suspicion that social
evolution is slowly but surely edg-
ing woman up toward the rudder
of our old ship of state. Well, that
may be true; and, so far as l am
concerned, when she lays her hands
on the wheel | am not going to
lose my head and jump overheard.
! am going to clap my hands and
yell, go to it Betsey! but beware
of the Shoals of Man"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Savino Kind Thlnoa

We cannot all say clever things, but
we all can say kind things; the kind
will linger In the heart and keep on
doing business in the life after the
most brilliant speech has slipped from
memory.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Cause for Admiration

Mildred's mother married an elder
ly looking man with gray beard.
When Mildred's aunt asked her If she
liked her new father she said, "Oh,
very much because he looks like San.
ia Claus"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Dread Suspense.

"Oh, doctor, tell me- quick I" moaned
the fair patient, claspins her lap-dog
and convulsively nibbling a thousand
dollar check. "Fiow SILK am I? Is it
California, Florida or Europe?"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Had Enough Of That Number

A North Carolina man whose auto
mobile license was numbered 10 sent
II back to the secretary of state with
letter saying: 1.-THE first day I rode
with it, lost $13, and the second day
] lost 10 inches of skin OF my leg.
got 1t.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Sultan Who Solicit. WASHING

Sultan Who soIicits Washing.
Perhaps one of the most primitive
of Independent kingdoms is the little
island of Johanna, in the Comoro
group. The sultan boards any ship
that may call there and endeavors to
secure the washing for his wives,
while the prime minister peddles co.
cOnuts and bananas
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Mummies Should Be Confined.

A professor Of bacteriology in the
Northwestern university found that
mummies are source of germ incu.
baton. and death and destruction is
likely to Turk in the household that
has mummy in its bric-a-brac de-
partment. Keep your mummies in.
cased.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
IA ~ Saw it

An English youngster gave this def
milton of appetite" ut means that
when you've done you're tight. Dos.
ton Transcript
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Vain Acquisitions.

aSome men gets heap of educa-
tion," remarked an old colored phil
losopher. "just as some people gets
whole lot of bait without ketchin' any
hsh."-Boston Transcript.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
ominous Beoinnino.

"It's the way you start that decides
the course of married life" declares a
philosopher. Is that young couple who
honeymooned in an airplane destined
to he always ''up in the air?"-Boston
Post.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Paper Collar Protect. Plants.

A collar of paper has been made for
protecting the stems of delicate plants
after they have been placed in the
ground. These are often attacked by
the cut worm, which cuts them on
short and kills the plant, but the
worm cannot get through the paper
collar.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Cheenulnen.

Cheerfulness is full of significance;
1t suggests good health, clear con-
science and soul at peace with all
human nature.-Charles Kingsley.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
A Real Science.

A giant riveting machine of 575.O0
pounds pressure can be so regulated
+, as to crack the shell of an egg with
out crushing it.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
nefinino Friends

Defining Friends.
Friends are the people that some
fellows expect always to get them out
Of trouble.-Detroit Free Press.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-10-21
Farewell Party

Early Saturday evening large
crowd Of merry people gathered at
the Ralph Thomas home. This,