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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18

OCTOBER 10, 1920.
MAKING THE ROADS SAFE.

Nsss chuseJts appears TO have means of pun
lsh..a automobile drivers who transgress on safety.
81 use months the licenses II LIS drivers have
been suspended because Of infractions OF the laws
driving Will, intoxicated. speeding or engaging
u the highways. I'M addition the warning is issued
mat second odeaee viii make permanent the
prohibition on driving a car Such course should
be effective restrict the actions OF those who
menace the safety Of the roads
If reckless driving imperied only those who en-
gage IN it the accidents that occur could be borne
wi:h less regret. bur drunken driver hurting his
car along al high speed endaneers an the Other
trad9c on the road. The menace is nor greatly les
sened II the driver is sober. but going ar an
cessive speed Suspension Of the license should be
PERSONS do not mind paying small fine and will
80 out and Immediately repeat the performance for
which they fined. Being faced with the fear
Of being deprived perpetuaHy OF the privilege OF
driving should have the effect Of making those
inclined 20 pull 'er wide open" think twice before
taking the chance.
il imperative that the roads and streets be
made safe for those who drive safely or enter on
them afoot and whatever steps are necessary to
20 prison for Is months drunken driver. Tho
problem IS recognized all over the land as one re-
quiring solution The constantly recurring accidents
impress its seriousness These who defy trafhc laws
inviting retribution for the perus produced By
Intoxicated drivers and excessive speed cannot De
tolerated. The cost is too great
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
NsPECTING IMMIGRANTS.

Tn view Of the great number Of immigrants COM
ing the United States and the threat OF more
when peace is made with an Eurore that we should
be guarded asains, the possibility Of them bringing
The germs or the many diseases that anct south
eastern Europe in particular is vital 1t is reassur-
iue. therefore that Surgeon Gen. Blue head of the
Unaed States public health service is in Europe
for the purpose OF establishing medical inspection
and fumIgaton in all ports from which immigrants
may embark.
Typhus. bubonlc plague and cholera have been
scourees OF such nature have been avoided 10y ms
as a product of the war and il will be easier TO
prevent their entry by barring victims from EN-
barking rather than 90 seek 20 stop them at Ellis
Island II Is stated that every Immigrant from
southern and southeastern Europe will be required
TO be bathed. vaccinated and deloused before no
boards the steamer. That should go far toward
preventing the transmission of disease
Guarding against disease is excellent but s. -
much easier thsn 10 guard against those who may
be healthy. yet more Objectionable than II diseased.
The man OF boshevist tendencies may be able 20
present clean bin of health Vet do as much
harm when here a scourge of Hague. The seeds
Of disease may be detected by skilled physician.
tut no examination OF the person viii re-, cal ones
auarchstic beliefs 81 he chooses 10 conceal them To
secure the evidence ~ that form, or disease is a
much more difficult job YET no less important
We want immigrants be healthy IN body.
and soundness IN mind and principle are jus, rs
essential yet Inspection can guarantee the latter
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
More Truth
Than Poetry
By JAMES ]. MONTAGUE

Perhaps I am cold, for never can
sob,
or otherwise voice my emotion.
When a tenor devotes all his lOvelj-
est notes
To reciting mis- filial devotion.
And as for the lady who tearfuiiy
walls
grieve her.
How happy she'd be meath the old
I simply refuse TO believe her.
/ can't help suspect that the lads
who proclaim
That their hearts have been ut
terly broken
Since they wandered no more on
the Wabash's shore
Have never been west Of Hobo
ken.
When people declare they are stir
red by the strains
or Way down I'm Dixie doub;
EN-
And 7 think when their cheers hurt
the drums Of my ears.
That there's something that's
phony about EN-.
The lovely Young lady who croons
IN a voice
That is full Of emotional CULVER.
How her heart would be glad If hel
darling old Dad
Would only come back and for
give her
Is probably drawing four hundred
week
With her name on the vaudeville
headline.
While her Dad poor old slob. hash
got any job
And he is taking his meals ON the
breadiine.
Maternal affection l would not de-
ride
Nor sneer at-yet somehow
hear
Bewaillng the loss of his mother.
The fellow who MARBLES these heart
breaking songs
SO often in my house or your
house.
Would not give a cent II his Old
mother Went.
To spend her last days liz the
poor house.
copyright 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18

paid 20 degree 20 merit public attention within
.ts Jas. few years. which have been for the teach
ing profession particularly lean wears great num-
aar ~ teachers have soae into other lines Of work
AMT since Increases in teachers salaries have not
been commemorate with increases other lines o;
1,.-k. j. would not be surorisrs u for some years
10 come a goodly number o. teachers deserted tse
rank.
Bu. however such change Of occupation may
benefit this that Individual teacher neither for
The profession whole. nor FOR the nation. which
in the end mus, pay for tho lowering OF education
al ideals and standards. the problem is not solved
any fashion sl7ople. II is conceivable and pos
s.h.y even expedient that there should always be
lines OF work that better paid than teaching.
So that the individual whose chief concern is 70
make money viii always clear OF the teaching
profession. But % is neither conceivable nor ex-
ped.ent that work which essential social
progress teaching admittedly is should long be
underpald sufficiently il difficult
attract our most capable men and women into the
profession. How it may recompense its lenchers ade-
quatey ought TO be live question in every com
munity In this country
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
! 20 CENTS : WEEK INCLUDING
THE BIG SUNDAY EDITION.
Mr.. J II Stephenson.
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THE BIG SUNDAY EDITION.
Mr. J " Stephenson.
Publisher News-Times.
This City.
Esteemed Sir
For the pas, few weeks have
been conducting some rather inter
esting sociological tests in my US
/ ual quiet way and ] am writing TO
you for the purpose Of putting the
results OF my experiments before
the public so that they may be
/ handed down 20 prosperity.
Ny first care IN starting my eX-
periments was 90 select an abs0-
lutely unprecedented person as an
assistant. You viii readily appre-
ciate that my assistant would OF
necessity be youngiSh person.
with a good name OF pleasing ap-
pearanCe. well dressed and In per-
feet health. I cast around for such
a person and finally selected my
daughter Evelyn for the ordeal.
She struck me as being ideal for
my purpose She is a yOungish
person. having just turned five
months old. She is a thinker Of
exceptional Clearness, particularly
on technical subjects Ike the one
have been investigating and
would knock the man down who
accused her OF being prejudiced IN
any way.
And too, Evelyn has a good name
and possesses q pleasing appear
ance Her name was selected from
Dr.. Chase's almanac and came
very well recommended from ole
man Chase hisself AS 10 her ap-
pearance. we have frequently heard
this phase Of the matter discussed
by both her gra9dmas. and
will be glad 90 furnish sworn affi
davits in regard 20 the matter 10
add more force 90 my experiments.
which / Will describe in detail in the
ipterest OF the community.
As you undoubtedly know, the
question has frequently been dis
cussed pro and con in South Bend
as 10 which Is the best newspaper
in the city
We made great preparations for
this unusual test We first prOpped
the young lady up with pillows on
the floor. and explained the test
to her with great pains. We next
placed a huge pile Of papers in
front Of her. Well concealed in the
pile Of papers were copies Of The
News-Tines and its nearest com
petitOr. a copy OF the GOnieC Pol
ski had also been placed in the pile
20 make the problem even more in
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
The Horoscope
SUNDAY AND MONDAY. OCT.
l--fg

Sunday promises 90 be a very live
" and interesting day. the sdvan-
taces Of which. however. may ne
nulihed by ul-teupcr or impeJuos-
ity Avoid law and quarreIS seek
honOrs or favors and YOU may
travel with profit.
Those whose birthday 81 is should
prosper II they attend 20 business
and avoid law and quarrels 4 child
born on this day may be Gu.Ck-tem-
pered and rash, bur should be gen
orally successful.
Monday is day fun Of promise
for those IN business. IN employ
ment. and FOR all affairs OF a social.
domestic or affectional nature. as
Jupiter = the ruling planetary force
81 the day dominating with most
benevolent intent in all phases OF
human interest by his trine aspect
with Luna. a. well IS bv his quintue
relationship with Nenus-the latter
bringing his power for prosperity
and good will into the domestic so
cial and anectional channels
Those whose birthday IL Is have
the forecast OF q year OF prosperity.
happiness and growth In al direc-
lions. a child born or this day
should be generally lucky in all Us
affairs. and should rise 20 good po-
sition In nfe.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
A DAY OF REMEMBRANCE.

Nov "A has been designated by Prest Wilson
the day FOR national celebration Of memorial
services for the Americans who gave their lives
the world This date the Sunday after
Armistice day. Nov II, and the president suggest
cd that it be observed instead Of the actual ami
versary in order that the religious services held
that day throughout the country may be given
especial note Of remembrance. The American Flag
viii be displayed az half on all public build
ings and at military and naval posts.
II is quite likely that formal day will time
be set apart for the annual commemoration Of our
participation I'm the world 1t may the date
q our entering, the date of the signing Of the
armstice, it may he the date Of OF the great
advances in which our boys played distinguished
rart No special day in the American calendar will
touch the whole public mo:e deeply than this
May it be a day which Americans dedi-
cate themselves anew TO the service Of their coun.
try-not alone the battlefield where duty might
call few Of them, but in the daily life OF all.
where high ideals OF citizenship. freedom and Of
justice are the munitions with which the enemies
Of truest and finest development must be over
come.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18

commended It to me and will surely
do nv part in telling others what the
medicine hes done for me"-Mrs.
LITTLE BAvEY. 46s East 9th St,
Rochester, Indiana.
Sucn warning symptoms as sense
Of sufocation. hot flashes. headaches.
bacSaches. dread Of impending evil,
timiditv. sounds in the ears. palpita-
ton Of the heart, sparks before the
ewes. irregularities. constipation. va
risble appetite. weakness and dizzi-
ness should be Needed BY middle-aged
women and let Lydia F. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound carry them
safely through this crisis az it did
Mrs. Baney.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
The Tower Of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

I tricate
Evelyn" l said in a kindly man
ner. kicking fly off her head
which had been bothering her fol
severaI minutes. YOU are OF course
familiar with the newspaper situa-
tion i- South Bend. I am anxious
90 have you select The ead.lg paper
OF the city from this huge pile OF
papers. Al q given signal ] ask that
you lean forward In dignified
manner and select our leading pa
per from the pile
With this I whipped e 4s CALI
b-e army revolver from my pocket
and deliberately fired was un-
der the impression the gun had
been loaded with blanks but ] guess
there must have been real shell
in the thing because a large mirror
7 still owe for was broken into
great many pieces. This is sign
that I am 70 have seven years II
, bad luck but 7 am not Worrying
because ] believe this started some
time ago and that the seven years
are now nearly up.
But 7 am wandering away from
the results Of my experiment
As I fired the revolver. the young
lady gave a little CRY OF elee, or
maybe ~ was rear ana AtdHtA gent
IS over toward the pile of papers.
And what do YOU think2 With one
hand she clutched tightly copy
OF the Police Gazette. and with the
other 70 keep her from falling. she
held on jealousy 20 the latest issue
OF the ever popular and much talk
ed OF News Times
There is no question about H..
and feel that YOU will bear me
out in this assertion, that his slko-
logical test proves the following be-
yond a shadow Of a doubt. 20 wit
Oh That the News Times is the
leading paper in the South Bend
territory
(2j That the Police Gazette is
no SLOUGH for popularity in the for
clgn field.
Now Mr. Stephenson. ] SUPPOSE
the charges Will ny thick AID fast
that the copy Of our paper Was
soaked i'm milk. or that I indulgec'
in trickery Of like sort, but the
result Of my experiment has con
,.inced me and I have no doubt that
II will also have the same effect
ON YOU. intend % conduct other
experiuents from time 70 time and
will keep YOU fully informed ON an
Of them. If the results are al all
favorable 20 your interests
Your Obedient Servant and
Drudge.
Bill. ARM STRONG.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
WHAT'S IN A NAME

Facts about your name; itS
history: ifs meaning; whence IL
was derived; it, significance;
your lncliy day and lucky jewel.
Ply MILDRED MARSHALL
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18

hams Vegetable
Compound helped
m g wonderfully.
L took doctor
m q dicine and
other pate :
medicine. but the
Y table Com
pound has helped
my nerves more
than anything I
have ever taken.
] am thankful 20
the one who rec
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18

Mrs. Harry s New wife Of the United states SEN
ator from Indiana. referred the League Of Ma
tions as useless rag in political address IN
dlanapolis. But then Mrs New no son over
seas who might be called in the next war
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
At Least W

At Least We Trust So
There ought 20 be no shortage of
talent for the Joliet .. z. Club next
season
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18

The republican national advertisement: Warren
G. Harding Constructive American" viii undoubt-
edly undergo some remodelling now that the SEN
has admitted that lie Is without a single con
structive idea"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
\LuSlinS

Fruir Of the Loom Bleached Muslin.
none better, at 25c a yard
Bleached Muslins, yard wide, medium
weight, at SC a yard.
Unbeached Muslin, splendid quality.
good weight. yard wide, at 24c yard.
Bleached Cambrics. yard vida excel
lent values at 25c 35c, 45c yard.
Unbeached Muslins, yard wide, for
l5c yard.
Unbleached Muslins. good weight,
yard wide. at &c yard
Unbleached Muslins, splendid sheetng
quality. at pc yard
Unbleached Muslins, best quality,
skeeting muslin. at sc yard
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18

Gov. Cox believes that American soldiers per-
formed better service overseas than campaign
of bad manners" charged by Harding and has
endorsed the American Legion four-fod plan for
read usted compensation.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
OPHEIIA.


OF all the fanciful names which
appeal to feminine taste. Ophelia
possesses perhaps the tenderest
memories Though the name signi-
ties "serpant," only romance. youth
and tragic misfortune IS ever con-
nected with It,
Etymologists declare that Ophelia
is an out-and -out invention OF
Shakespeare. Certainly her claim TO
Immortality is based upon the touch
ing story of the bard of Avon VINO
makes the gently maiden striking
contrast for the melancholy Dane
OF Hamlet"
Without her rosemary FOR re-
mem brance" Ophelia would still eX-
ist among those who are readers OF
SHAKESPEARE
IL is possible that Ophelia is trans
lation Of the o1C Ormilda. n north
ern aIpellatile derived from the
serpent names. through the Greek
"ophis." There is no other eNplana-
tion Of her existence unless she was
purely an invention of Shapespere.
although q woman does appear in
the old story Of Aml0th. The curious
coincidence is however. that tho
master dramatist should have
placed her in the land chiefly favor
ing serpentine names.
The opal is the gem assigned 20
Ophelia The unfortunate influence
which 10 is said 10 exert for others
will prove q telisman against that
very evil If OpheIia wears il. II viii
bring her good fortune and her
hearts desire Monday is her lucky
day and FIVE her lucky number The
.lrs-r.ga r- ID -rrrrrer &c ha- nEfr-ar
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
Pillow Castings

Pillow Castings, bleached. 42-inch, 45c
Pillow Castings. bleached. 45-inch at
Soc.
Pillow Tubings, bleached 36-inoh. at
45c.
Pillow Tubings, bleached 4O-inch, at
SOC.
Pillow Tubings. bleached 42-inch, at
55c.
Pillow Tubings, bleached 45-inch, at
60c.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
TROUBLES
FROM MY AGE
Mrs. Baney tells how Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound Helped Her
Through the Change
of Middle Life,

Rochester, Ind.-"Mv troubles
were from my age and Lvdia 7. Pink
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
Bed Spreads

Bed Spreads good crocheted spread.
regular size at S2.25.
Ripplette Bed Spreads. large size. east
" Numbered at S2.o5.
Colored Bed Spreads, good crocheted
spread, pink and blue, large size, at
$475 each.
Marseilles Bed Spreads excellent val
ues in hemmed. scalloPed. out corners
and sets, at $500, $50. 5000 and up
to $500
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
Outing Flannels

New Fall Outings priced exceedingly
low at just the time when you are going
to need them.
Outing Flannels, splendid quality. in
light and dark colors. good ASSORTMENT,
at 26c yard
Outing Flsnnels. 36-inch. extra good
quality, pretty patterns, in all coiors at
48c yard.
Pajama Outings an unusually heavy
fine quality, beautiful patterns. at 59c
yard.
Flannelettes best grade IN stripes hF
ures and Persian patterns in all colors at
35c a yard.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
DOnnestiCS

Velour cloths, new patterns. all colors
very popular for robes and kimonos at
39c yard.
Percales full 36-inoh standard quality.
in light and dark colors new patterns. at
29c yard.
Cheviot shirting ginghams. best grade.
in stripes, checks and plain colors. at Sc
a yard.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
Bed Pillows

Bed Pillows. good feathers. art tick
ing, 7x25, at $3.50 a pair
Bed Pillows, good feathers. art tick
ing 20x2S at S4.75 and 1915 pair
Other fine Bed Pillows at 5000, 500
and $500 a pair
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18

They Keep The Hotels.
Wolves have been seen I'm & n O.
Adtroudacks-b summer boarders
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18

Still Going Double.
Apparently the double cross has
succeeded the double play
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-18
Cotton Bats

Cotton Bats, three pound rolls good
long white cotton, size 1880. at Sl.19.
Cotton Bats, three pound rolls. very
clean soft cotton, size 1880. for LBS
Three pound roll quilted bait for $50
FOR DOmeStiCS, Luggage, Toys
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1920-08-19
LIVE CECIL NEWS ITEMS

Geo. Post spent Friday in Cecil.
Frank Deos Of The Willows spent
Sunday in and around Cecil.
Carl Yount of lone was a bus
mess caller in Cecil on Thursday.
Misses Beulah Misner and Juanita
Crabtree were Cecil callers on Tues
day.
Mrs. P. Nash visited with her son,
John Nash, of Ewing the first OF the
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Phil Brady of lone,
we're callers at The Last Camp on
Friday.
Oscar Lundell, Geo. Henriksen and
MI. Willy, all Of willows, spent Fri
day In lone.
Willie Ahalt of Heppner spent
Sunday among his friends In and
around Cecil.
Mr.. and Mrs. George Miller and
son Elvin Of High View were coun-
ty seat visitors on Friday.
Miss Annie C. Hynd of Butterfly
Flats visited with Mrs. Springer of
Poplar Grove on Thursday.
Babe Montague, accompanied by
Mr.. and Mrs. l.. Montague Of Airing
ton we're business callers in Cecil
on Tuesday.
Erik Waldow of T%routdale arrived
in Cecil on Sunday, where he will
spend a few weeks at the Willow
Creek ranch before returning home.
Miss Violet Hynd Of Butterfly
Flats, also Miss Bernice Franklin of
the Lookout were the guests of Miss
Mildred Henriksen of Rhea on
Thursday.
Mr.. and Mrs. Karl Farnsworth of
Rhea spent Thursday and Friday
visiting in Heppner. They are now
in camp in the mountains and gath
ering huckleberries.
Jack Hynd departed for Trout
Creek, Mont, on Tuesday where he
is summering a band Of sheep. Be-
fore returning home he expects to
make a shipment Of his sheep to Chi
cago.
John Krebs and Henry TANNER OF
The Last Camp, accompanied by the
Misses Mabel Sommerfeldt, Margaret
Krebs, Georgia Summers and Minnie
Lowe spent a pleasant afternoon at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Jack Hynd
on Sunday.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1920-08-19
Oregon Cow Makes New Record.

A new high-water mark in produc-
tion by testing association cows in
Oregon has been set by "Pennie," a
grade Jersey in the dairy herd of L.
A. Mccormack of Tilamook. Pennie
gave 1896 pounds Of milk, 1856
pounds of fat, in the month Of June,
About $40 worth of fat alone in a sin
gle month. d. A. Wilbur, tester for
the Tillamook association, reports an
average yield Of 40 pounds of fat,
E. B. Fits, in charge of association
testing for o. A. C. reports 166 honor
COWS in all associations for June.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1920-08-19
A Sore Point.

In a case tried in the South the
Judge very sternly demanded of the
defendant:
"Why did you strike this MANI"
"Your Honor" vas the reply, che
called me a liar"
us that true?" asked the judge,
turning to the man with the battered
countenance.
Certainly, it's true, your Honor
said the accuser. 81 called him q
liar because he is one, and l can
prove it,"
Then the judge turned to the de-
PENDANT with, what have you to say
to that?"
Il don't think 1t has anything to
do with the case, your Honor. Even
if | am a liar, l reckon I've got a
right to be sensitive about it, 'aint
I?"-Harper's.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1920-08-19

honey is an excellent substitute fol-
sugar, declares Sara W. Prentiss, in.
structor in household science at o. A.
C. The little busy bee is one produ.
Ger not contaminated with the strike
germ, and no prohteer has eornered
the honey market. By using at least
the part Of the homemade honey
crop not in marketable condition, the
big item Of sugar cost Ian be almost,
or altogether eliminated from the
month"; bill. The college has pre-,
pared a number of recipes for the
Of honey as sugar substitute.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1920-08-19

Time is money on the farm these
days and in order to conserve a little
more time, John II. Padberg, west
Heppner farmer has purchased a new
Dodge delivery car, which he will
use in hauling supplies to his ranch.
The a vas bought through the Nc
ROberts-Cohn Auto Co., local dealers.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1920-08-19

To train the debating teams in
their annual platform tussels with
the universities of Oregon and Wash
ington and the Washington State Col
lege, C. B. Mitchell, of the Michigan
Agricultural college, has been ap-
pointed to organize and head the de-
partment of public speaking and dra-
mates at o. A. G.
The gazette-times. [volume] (Heppner, Or.) 1912-1925, 1920-08-19
RANCH FOR SA'

RANCH FOR SALE-440 acres,
five miles southeast of Heppner, s25
per acre. Part cash, terms on bal
ance. Good house and barn. plenty
Of water. Also good Overland car.
VIM. Soukup, Heppner, Oregon. flip.