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The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
Our Daily Special.

Our Daily Special.
 You can make kissing sanitary. Bit you'll never make it safe.
 Luke McLuke Says
 Somehow or other, the old-fash tened girl who could bake good bis suits did not have to go out on the street half naked in order to land a husband.
 A New York man has deserted his fe for the ninth time. VII bet she hopes he leaves her as much when h. dies as he did when he was alive
 A woman does not put on her best gown when she takes a railroad trip. But you can bet that she puts on her best underwear
 A rrudish princess can learn nasty things from mans conversation tl'at the man isn't even thinking of
 No matter how poor and raggedy a IT an or woman may be, if you will let them do the talking you will dis cover that they have rich relatives
 Too many people are against a thing because they hate some man Mho is ff+esii. f+esi # It., t--------
 Never judge by appearances. The post important looking man in an e 'tablishment is more likely to be the third assistant clerk than the boss, Many a man gets grayheaded wor- ring about what people think of b m when the fact of the matter is tl'at people do not know that he is on Q lrth.
 We never could believe that the Lord has much use for the man who S ts up all night worrying for fear $ neighbcrs might get beer con tGining more than one half of one per cent of alcohol. About the only reason why the s'ork brings man 12 children is because he cant support two
 There is nothing so remarkable in ! man forgetting 10 return a $l0 bill that he borrows. We once knew man who borrowed "a donkey en- zine and forgot to return it.
 A refcrmer and a carpet tack both point heavenward when they are try ing to injure you.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
THE BOYS WHO LEFT THE FARMS

Of America,s mighty forces of than four and half million men, 100000, 1t is esti- mated. came from farms Records in the Bureau of War Risk Insurance in Washington. D. C., Indicate that these farmbred raised boys carried Gov ernment life insurance amounting to ten billion dollars.
 During the earlier disqualification, 1t was so diff cult keep track of the discharged service men that il seemed though very large proportion of them did not return to their former addresses homes. So many of the service men who had come from tie farms seemed be listening to the call of the city that it feared more than one-half Of them going back to the farms Later the tide of migration set in toward the country. and now it is believed that the loss in man-power to the farms the result of former service settling else where may not be more than 500,000.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14

If national prohibition in any way ballot b~x expression of popular opinion. there would be Ii tIe complaint The verdict would be accepted as expression of the will of the American people But there has been expression of their will The thing was put over them, and this is about the only country outside of Russia in which it could h. .7e been done New York Word.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
QUAKER QUIPS
Philadelphia Record

None are' So blind as those who look for trouble Enough is good feast. but the profiteer is ylutton
  Some people take things they merely for fe else will
  Even the fellow with one foot in the grave will eventually get there with both feet.
  fellow must be a good bit of egotist o boast th It he never has the wool pulled over his Is
  wiful waste is woefu want The nucleus of many rice pudding has been squandered we'd dngs.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
flaw, flaw!

There is lot of faking in an .ifue furniture" said Smith. There lre cabinet makers who can take a lew piece of furniture and make it took like it was 100 years old"
 That's nothing replied Jones. "I lave an eight-year old boy at home who can do that"
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
Voters at 1920 Election
Providence JournaD

(Providence JOurnalD
 It is an impressive thought that more persons N Il go to the polls Presidential election day il xt November than cast their ballots sin ge occasion in the previous history of the world The total number in 1916 record breaker bt two factors will greatly increase it this year tlc natural gain in population and the admission oi nany women-irrespectve of the Federal amend II snt-to the electorate.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
Us and Turkey.

Us and Turkey.
 Over in Turkey. when a man com mits the prohibition tenets of the orean to memory and breaches them he is rewarded with a harem and the title of HaGz. Over here when man commits the propaganda of the Anti-Saloon League to memory and breaches it, he is rewarded with a salary of $25.000 year and the tile of lobbyist.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14

If Congress only had the power to charge the cost of investigations those who made irresponsi- b. charges there would probably be fewer demands fer investigations.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
The Lucky Irish,

It looks like you have to have q bit of turf in your pocket 10 look after Uqcle Sans money. Listen to this list, of collectors of internal revenue
 McGrath in Cincinnati Grogan in Detroit; Casey in Boston; McElliott n Third New York; Walsh in Hart 'crd; McNeel in Birmingham; Mur ''hy in Dubuque; Doyle in Grand Rap 'ds; Lynch in St. Paul; Moore in St louis; Whaley in Helena; Duffy in Newark; Riordan in Buffalo and O'Shaughnessey in Providence.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
Police 1!

A hen is worth hen. It may A fat one be, or skinny. Bit l should scarcely care to pay A guinea for a guinea.
 Homer
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14

Opposing the employment of girls in the public offices some Chicago Aldermen declared that the City Hall place for girls, That was a very good argument in favor of cleaning out the City Hall and, perhaps some Chicago Aldermen
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14

New York offers Sir Oliver Lodge $5,000 fo, afghcst It will surely be worth Sir Divers w1ile to make the ghost walk
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
Ouch

You must have some chickens working in your factory, haven't you?" asked the Friend
 Sure" replied the tobacco manu- lecturer We employ about 100 girls Why do you ask?"
 "Oh, nothing" replied the friend. "Only I bought pack of your to- bacco yesterday and I found feather ir it."
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
Goslnl

In Pulaski. Tenn. Long Brothers merchants. Long Brothers are both short and Short Brothers are both tall men.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14

If the people of Juneau will all get to work to advance the community they will soon be so busy ti at will have time to knock.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14

Anaerica. has had one historic "whskey' rebel lieIi,'' that of 1794, in Monongahela Valley Pcnn- sylvania. Are Rhode Island and New Jersey going to start another?
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14

The great struggle is already being referred to the late war, but there Is nothing late about it e,cept ratification of peace.-(S Louis C obe- Democrat.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
BITS OF BY : PLAY By Luke McLuke
 -: Copyright by Cincinnati
 Enquirer

Turf! Te thought he'd set the world on fire But he turned out joke; Although to great things he'd aspire His plans went up in smoke.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14

We should worry about Mexico being Boshevsm- iz q. It is enough that Mexico has been Mexican izt d. Washington Post.)
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
Shine !!

(Lewisburg, Ohio. Exchange.) Tan Shoe and wife spent Tuesday a.ght with Jacob McGriff and wife
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
Nahocklisia.

At the recent congressional hear il g. MT. Lemon. of New Haven, Con ;Noke against recognizing the Irish Republic. And every Turk present put Lemon down as an Orangeman.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14

Kerensky is said to be working in "beanery" in London No matter his turn may again. Trotsky used. to work in 'sweatery'' in New York.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14

Pride comes before a fall. Wearing SIS silk sl 'rts may forecast a drop in prices.-(St Louis Globe -Democrat)
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
oh, Waiter!

You often find 1t hard to select just what you want from the menu cTrd in front of you. But what we started out to say was that Bill A. Flre lives at Owensville, Ohio.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
Fast.

He is a fast youth, I'll agree, He is a speedy runt; In fact, he is so fast that he GannnI- nnI--ssseeAt-- get ttSS1r-ti ttSS1r-tt front
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
Paw Knows Everythino.

Willie-Paw, what is harmony?
 Paw-Harmony is the first essen tial in music and the last resort in politics, my son.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
Ho, Hum l!

Ho, Hum! Beer is short and booze is 6eeting, And it's hard to get a sip; Everywhere you hear this greeting; Have you any on your hip?
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14

great many who went into the army have developed tuberculosis and other diseases requiring special treatment The Public Health Service has separate hospitals sanatoriums for these patients where they may get the best treatment known to m cdical science
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14
Fact.

Read this as often as you can. You'll find it isn't gulf; I takes mighty nervy man
 To call Woman'S bluff.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-02-14

connection with them. but rather system of hos pals similar general hospital in large cities except that the treatment is free and goes much further than in the ordinary hospital
 Recreation, vocational training and wholesome entertainment combined with treatment While men being bodily rebuilt they have the oppor- tunity of learning useful occupation. ing academic studies They are taught, not only to find themselves but to better their condition The environment is homelike as it is possible to make
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07
HUDSON MOT,

n. Z. Peter A. Black, Main Street
]. Costner & Browne
center, L. I. Gardner Garage & Motor Co.
Y. J. Harry d. Hance, lS Court Street
Y. \. VIM. e. Holden, Inc, Spring Street
Conn Hudson Motor Sales Co., 564 Main Street
Y, J. Kennedy Motor Car Co., 212 Paterson st.
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07

lect to surtax. " $o'oov Is SUD-
allowances received from your husband
~: ~ sot constitute taxable income to ,n,,
Das'oends on stock of domestic cornor. .+;crs
sas ~,s SUBJECT to surtax only. The fact that
saSn aS STOCKS have q market value below +hs;r
sa'ue at the time purchased has mn hearina
w. wv s"us saxaoie income. OF course. II VOL,
W. were 70 sell the stocks you would be entiilcd
20 aeouct from your gross income The J;S
ference between the selling price and ~.
cost or fair market value of the stncLs '..s nc
9s .. march l. 1913, If acquired prior to that at
Q.-N. !! ~: I. How do Sncome tcr ,,...
9srne t"e term "nom-rcsidemt olien"7 : ~, % =
Jc1s'aner. te'nporari2y ressdino Il, the u.,:t.
Stofcs d'n resident or .om-residnwt r,;ss ,.sc1
bond. - .ses as interest .. ?" {ersgn s
Coz 4E2: 1925. which ore parabie r. r, "oy'
sd1oosc a u osoner Of bomds 4 sson-res;ds,.; ~;
Al. Treasury regulations As deAn. a
nonresident alient as IAN ind;viduai f.S
wnose residence Is not within the IJn,t"d
STATES; and (b) who is not = citizen Of the
United States" Whether an alien I. q
resident or not is determined by his inten.
sions with regard to his stay. An alien
living in the United States who is not 'en
mere transient is considered a reaident for
purposes of the income tax. On the other
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07

n.and' Il he is a transient and intends to
.s: 1..y oniy long enough to carry out some
aSt rose OBJECT or plan not involving an
dent ueu r. s.sy ne Is considered non-resi-
Lsns. !, ne lives in the United States and
mas no definite intention as to his sta~ ha a"a ~
tt0ntsioerea t.nt.ea resident. A mere floating in.
sontion. indefinite as to time. To Return -
anotner an. country is not sufficient tn cons+;o
suEe him transient w ~oAse'-
x Interest received hv ro,:,
on foreign government bonds ;s as,aasa. alen
;V .vm reoeral income tax even though ~
n.elest utast thereon is payable in the iJr;tai
states Such interest, however. const;t,,taa
alien. NY resident
tas 80: ). b.: Regarding Fedora, income
sat;o sSa; ,a',sd doo IN July. 1919 AnmuaI
government. No other income 'e"e'1s
d.tar!A taxpayers personal exemption ia
~ sstnined tt by his marital status at the end
u sne taxable year Since you were . MAJ
entitled to on neecena December 81 1918 you are
=. LIVING mvanR With your wife on that date 'suv and
eoisequently are not subject to inconns 80
and need not file return. one TAX
o-W. N: w.: Wiu you ki,.dlv adn;.- ~.
1k moN' or through The Tribune. az ross ,,rs' rse
~ i1cn1 ~ 20 'cnether shoald use form 1ooo
foiIo%os: :" 'o"po" 'o"scn reads as
~ wa Day bearer. etc.. ,citho,.t 1ed,,.
.son yor edTes except iMhsritance tnres or q,
m"cH o. any Federal income tnnce 10 y. .,1.. ."
e~"sec %c per cent OF the face voluc hereof !"
-, "W;M 1HGne s' coupons reading:
sson oJ tdges. Including Federal i,oo,ns 49,.
n1e e1ceedfn0 per cent for arv ome .,.,o.o .,sor
the source" '""D oeonct at
A.-(I Citizens or residents Of tho
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07
Federal Income Tax Questions
A"''''red or Tie Tribune BY Morris f. Frey A..cn,
"yeT ot the Cuaran ~ Trust Con,ncr.l

A Biographical error in the answer
- Mrs !. A. harris, printed in this
column Monday. January s, has been
discovered Therefore the original
I question and answer are herewith re-
psated:
o.--Ars. J. A. Hdyris II sAos.ld lske to l,.s,,c
s II an exempt or should pay and Nor,
Msch- 1 have quarterly aHossamcc o;rsr
~ - ny Assea~d: osrn severol small lots
II I'm chores h disidsxd paying stock. bur
~ess of The stocks il scitAiw several poinfs Of
wAat PAID for them.
ALL your net income is in excess Of
ycur personal exemption you are subject to
tax Under the 1918 law a personal ex
enpticn OF $1,000 Is provided in the case OF
q single pcrson. or married person not living
with hcsband wife, and SO. 900 In ths
ease of . married person living with hus-
band q wife or the head Of family. A
husband and wife living together are en-
titled 10 but one exemption Of So. 900 against
their aggregate net income, which may he
taken BY either or divided between them in
any proportion agreed upon
The Law further provides an exemptfon ~
$500 Tor each dependent person. other than
husband and wife. under eighteen years ~
aSe. or incapable Of self-support becaus.
mentally or physically defective, receivinss
his CHIEF support from the taxpayer.
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07

t;f;naa Eml.ea States should file ownership 80.
vaicate ,nic form 1000 in both cases cited
WIS personal exemption is cla;nred :,
f;i;na ,1n case form 1901 should be used Nv
1iavss tS tSsm iOol the owner Of the bond r..
OF the per cent tax otherwise ra,!,';a p;yment NJ
oe withheld. The aggregate orsn,,s 20 o
Svlsonal S',: exemption claimed by a bondholde-
curing taxable year must not exceed ~
personal exemption allowed by law. VAC
Q.-G. s. D.: am an ensplovee of ~.
Anae7'cdn Rd'l,cay Express Conlpanv. ,ch;"S
~, ,so~ I"der 0over'anssnt control, and haze
oeen @ totd that e1nployees of said companu 1ye
exempt iron. tho Federal Income tnas ~ !
YOU'D IKE to know definitely abomt this
from you., Enclosed clipping from, 1be TIKI
H. H. !ew ddys ago states thai employees of
h,s .' Ja Iom'panv are exempt from the state tar
o"' ooes not mention the Federal tar
Ara.r;ao Saiar1es paid to employees Of the
American a,hiaa Railway. Express Company are
subject to Federal income tax. but are s-e
exempt from state income tax. under the
Nederai law salaries paid to government e,r-
ployees are subject to tax. whereas an.h
salarles are exempt from tax under The
=, a.. D.. j.: Au of mn income ,s ;,,
.ne {orns OF dividends from cornornt;o.,
wn,c1 ,uns,1 gro s1empt from normal tar. / an.
.,x.' .mo9'1ed. tsoo dependents. Imasmauch az ~"
pay directly no normal tdr. ca,, dsS,ct -,
any t0iy the dAoacances 0ranted for .nrr. W =
re" ne ana chAdrcm. and 1uhich 4yoald redmce
'"e amount on sohich pay eurtar?
A.-Ihe personal exemption to which /.
nora tan IS en entitled may be applied against
whose income is derived exclusively fron
dividends is not allowed credit for nersonai
surtax. os Va Ills
Q'-E. B. G.: Kindly let me kno4o svhether :.
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07

officially informed of an unfavorable
reply by the United States to the re-
guest for credits necessary to buy food,
but had been given semi officially to
understand that the American govern
ment was unable to do anything with
OUT n Congressional authority.
But" continued Baron Eichoff, "it
is no longer simple political or eco
nomic question. The economic and
political results of the starvation of
Austria have been sufficiently dwelt
upon. To-day it is q humanitarian
question.
Austria, living on half rations. can
exist until the end of January. The
question now is: Are its people to be
allowed after that date to perish in the
most frightful anarchy the world ever
has seen?"
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07

I: ,otfs. livimo apart from h.r h..,as
Under q separation agreement. il ob,;ncss% "a
pay either q state or Federal s1 iaco,ns toe. 20
on INC monthly allowance she rece;ves fro,, .s
~ mer nasodna under said separation oores. s,Y.
=. II she has paid taac IRON, 1914 -
aase o1 anA shs is not so obligated. ho,c ean N
s"e recover the TAG paid during those Tenrs ,
:. 81. Aiimony and allowances paid nm
ter separation agreements do not constitute
:, 2 You should file amended re+,,rn
tn .ne years in which you have included snch
anowances In net income, accompanied hv
claim for refund on form 46. ~
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07
Famine in Berlin Predicted

BERLIN, Jan. Germany is head
ing for famine, despite reassuring
statements made by the government, it
is declared by former Under Secretary
Braun, who five years ago was direct
ing the official national food bureau.
He predicts repetition in Germany of
the tragedy which is now being enacted
He says Berlin, Dresden, Leipzig
and the western industrial section Will
witness the same rate Of mortality un-
!ess the government puts halt to the
n hsedlessness which now chacterizes the
whole food administration.
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07

You remember Essex was the center Of
interest at last years Automobile show
A special room was set aside for it. It
had the largest space allotted any car.
Butnos such spacewast to bchad thisyear's
show. So Essex is having IFS own show at
Broadway and 61st street.
You will enjoy seeing the Essex there for
you will have better opportunity for it's
inspection.
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07
Austria's Last Hope
In Appeal to America
100000 People Must Perish
Unless Aid Comes Soon,
Saws Eichoff

PARIS, Jan. s.-"The lass resource
OF Austria is to appeal to the American
people not to leave 1000 900 souls to
perish most miserably," said Baron
E;lcnon, t;na head of the Austrian delega-
u wish to say to the wives and
motners OF America, in behalf Of the
nr;da m.xss and ana mothers Of Austria, whose
prlde always has been large families,
That they to-day stand in terror Of ma,
ternity because of the agonizing condi-
lions under which the new generation
Baron Eichoff said he had not been
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07

Allies. Experts employed by the a,-
wage Department of the BritisE Ia
miralty spent several weeks taxing
soundings in Scapa Flow, and tM In
formation they furnished the COZ, 1;s-
sion was used as basis to determ;n.
whether the ships should be rais.a or
destroyed.
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07
Britain to Destroy Ships
Sunk by German Crews
Small Value of Salved Vessels
Believed Reason for Al
lied Decision

LONDON, Jan. German warshfps
sunk by, their officers in Scapa Flow
VIII be blown up soon, it was stated
here to-day. The decision to dispose
OF the vessels in this way followed the
completion OF investigation by a spe-
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07
Irish Magistrate Attacked

DUBLIN, Jan. 6.-At Scariff. GsSntv
Glare, Magistrate Hibbert's house vss
raided by armed men last NIGHT
maid was wounded. The maristrate
carried on duel with the raiders
wounding one. who later was arrested
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07
The 5O-Houy Essex
Ii Here Too

The car which was driven $50 miles at an
average speed exceeding mile minute Is
also on view here. 1t "a stock Essex
chassis that has withstood the hardest test
to which any automobile has ever been
officially subjected. Come, compare it
with the other Essex cars It is stock, and
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07

In every mechanical detail, Is exactly like
the Essex you get.
Think what it means to have car capable
OF going at top speed for so hours. What
assurance that proof gives every owner!
It establishes Essex to be as enduring as
any car built. 1t gives new meaning to
light car advantages. The limitations of
performance and reliability are removed
from the moderate priced field.
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07
Hudson Designed
and Builds Essex

What group of men are as well qualified to
build performance and endurance in a
moderate priced light weight car? And
what other manufacturing organization is
equipped to produce it2
New-York tribune., 1920-01-07
OR CAR COMPANY OF NEV

Broadway at 61st Street. Circle Building
d. N. j.. loo-1o2 East Front St. NEW ROCHELLE. NJ Y
HUDSON AND ESSEX DEALERS
Tompdnsve. S. John d. Killan Auto Co., 1877 Bay St.
Poughkeepsie, N. T. Ward S. Lent, 40 Main Street
Morristown, N j. VIM D. Marshall Flat Iron Bldg
Belmar, n. ]. O. H. Newman 708 Street
Liberty N. Y. E. n. Nichols q School Street
p.s:aic N Potter Auto Co. Inc zoo Jefferson St.
Hackensack J. r. B. Potter Auto Co., 1nc 20 Banta pi
Boonton, N. ]. c. r. Tucker
Evening capital news. (Boise, Idaho) 1901-1927, 1920-01-08
'OREC0N LEADS SALE
| OF THRIFT STAMPS
Adjoining State Heads 18th
Federal Reserve District for
1919-Ohio Leads the Ma
ton, $500 Per Capita.

From Jan. 1, 1918 TO Dec. 1, 1919, the
United States government sold more
than $124,000,000 worth of thrift and
war savings stamps and treasury saw
inss certificates, according TO n re-
port made by the treasury department
to the war loan organization of the
twelfth federal reserve district Ore
gon one of the states OF the twelfth
district, not only led in the district,
but was fifth among all states and ter
ritories OF the union in the amount OF
securities purchased per capita. Sales
for November throughout the coun-
try amounted to moro than $S,000,OOO.
G.. A. farnsWorth, associate director
Of the war loan organization OF the
twelfth federal reserve district, de-
cIared that final reports for the 1919
sales OF war savings stamps and treas
lury savings SIS certificates, including
thrift stamps, Will show a heavy IN
| crefsses in all states Of the twelfth fed
| eral reserve district for December, and
especially in California. owing to the
I Christmas demand and the work Of
| Masonic lodges, the state Elks' associa-
| ton and other fraternal orders which
undertook to boost the sales of gov
ernment securities. The treasury de-
| partments report, showing sales up
to Dec.@.1, ranked northern California
! twenty sixth among the rest of the
states of the union and southern Cal
| ifornia twenty seventh.
| Ohio was first with per capita
Investment of $3.20 and q total in
vestment of $16,9SS, $50.
| BECAUSE of the fact that sales of
thrift stamps, war savings stamps and
treasury, savings certificates have in
j creased each month for the last five
months, war loan officials are con-
fident that the 1870 output of these
securities will be far in excess of the
1 1919 sales.
SLOWLY. but surely" said Farms
worth, THE people are sopering up
from their postwar spending spree
and are saving their money. Many
people, 10 be sure. are still spending
I their savings or investing them in
} wildcat stocks but, as Secretary GLASS
said in his annual report to congress,
the thrift educational campaisn the
government has conducted throughout
the year, and which 1t will conduct