davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-20
OUCH
0 -. lSLIFE

oliver. distressed. complains
There's no chance for men with
brains.
Horny hand and Drawn command
Fortunes favor In the land.
But poor niiNer ~Confessrs.
Chap like me that really dresses.
"Knowa u lot-~-l dol I'm whatg
Won't take me. It's silly rot"
THERE is IN Calcutta. India.
a remarkable peatl So writes the
Honorable Emily t.dcnu, a Brit
ish visitor there.
That pearl twice a year pro-
duccs other pearls she declares.
The lady who owns this anti.
race suicide pearl has a string OF
Its descendants. Doubts we're
east on her statement. and the
pearl h. now In the custody of
two scientific doctors. where IL
remains uii the Increase takes
place.
When tho pearl wa brought
60 th'l doctors they noticed some
little hits Of rice in tho box with
the pearl which. 10 was asserted.
had ueen nibblcd nt by the little
pearls
The London Daily Express re-
ltteH how the Honorable Mrs.
Charles Plunket often told her
daughters Of a miniature. set with
pearls. uudor the gloss 81 which
numbers Of new baby pearls made
their appearance.
90
II PEARLS can do that. why.
can't dinmondsg AMI Il dia-
monds. why not coal
Science must solve the riddle
And then early in the summer
carry "a bucket OF coal into your
basement
Let the cont produce. Hv win-
ter Yout coal h.u ought Ia be full.
Thntli De the end OF the coal
man,
AND III, coal San thus Increase.
why not other things2
For Instance your niyver might
each fall hatch q litter of little
cars. which hy tho followin
Hpring would bo big enough Co
navigate.
ALWAYS have ~ aauccr of gaso-
ilih' round Tor the habl auto.l
And THE house shortage
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-20
MNRT NOSInIu tOIn ,i1Nl

By Y. 49, ibalrz \ novel
By the poodle OF Spain md the
south OF France. n iL1i3. IN" itd-
iterTanean Is called u~fectionat'ly hy
the latin title MAJ Nosttum.
lbunez gives ps il fact he rp's oi
The Mediterranean. frutu The dlUi
dawn OF legend, when tho whit" Am
phitrite with her sea horses was queen
Of the sea. TO the pres ~ lIy U fn0
lurking German submarines unG ih,
torpeduod merchant ships.
This splendid story 90 a Spanish
sriioy u his boat and his Temporary
seduction TO The aHrt,rrs o. are I'u-
tonic powcrs by % German ad .-utur
rss Is drawn ON "a vast CanNns th"
background Of whiCl IN history Toe
scenery the traditions 90 this wonder
ful sea around whlHh c.NIlizt'ion fist
appeared boz Europe Not only the SUI.
face Of the sea, but the lite and won
de7s OF its depths. the habits Of its
fish. the currents OF its waters. ever -
thing concerning IL, serves the author
an material for on" Of the most sup
erb and euthrnllinE books he has eN"f
written, a worthy companion volume
IN fact. TO, The -Four Horscmen ~
tho ~uorutNuHs"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-20
Palmer Replies To Editorial
Printed In Evening Herald

son arrested. None has suffered thus
Ear.
seventy hills arc pending IN c0u
rross Whose purpose b. 90 HafrEuntl
the people against the p%rc1chiuR AMI
practice of violence in AN attempt 20
over throw tho government. some gu
these measures are eXtromc. ! sug
gested legislation which would provide
an enforceable law aud at the same
time safeguard the people In thclr
constitutional rights of free apoo'h.
FREQ press and lawful aHsemhlaga.
Injunctions.
80 by his ariion In the coal strike De
has revived ihe theory Of government Nl
court injunction. long since hateful to and
lour since discarded By America
The department Of justice made u-e
Of tho insirumentulltica at hand Go
avert a great calamity 10 the whole
country; to bridge "a crisis until @ fair
tribunal could be had TO hear and pass
upon The ISSUES Involved In the coal
strike. The Injunction was used, not
in hchnif OF the employer. but In be-
half of the one hundred million pru-
pie Of the country The end WAS ace
CompliShcd without needless distress
and suffering.
q is true Palmer promises glihiy tp
enforce The nov dty laws. which be- bee 700.
donbtedly favored hut that SIN be ouly
promising Prom the usy BE- has started n
luks ~ though even 70 be- does u BE- WI ho
q mighty expensive process
Mistaken Identity. Detection OF Woe
lntions ~ the dry laws is delegated
10 the commissioner OF internal rev
enuc. Every detected Niolltur viii Io
prosecuted as lour az ! am at the head
Of the department Of Justice.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-20

would bp solved lt you'd just take
u handful 81 bricks 90 planE aud
some nails. iny them Boo the ren-
ter or e vacant lot. so away. and
lct 'cm hatch cat a. new house,
no labor cost. no troubling with
architects. and no bothcring with
plumbcrsl
But II She senate doesn't get
on the peace Treaty. nest u Will
hatch a u dozen more treaties
Will. you're waiting for all
This OF happen, give n look TO this
artistic gem 30 pOciicaliy painted
with just ~ common pen ana six
drops Of ink
IN SOt'TH AFRICA. as Ia
Thierry writes. "a native "a pay
~ cattle f0F one wife. and tt takes
the wife tho rest Of her life 20
earn enough tn get nor husband
hack into the financial shape he
was whtn SIC parted with the
cattle
THERE IL ne squire Abner
HurpinEton points out. but one
thing iu tlt- world you can't
chanEe-and that is YESTER-
DAY.
%
IT ISN'T OFTEN a Judge gets
"a medal pinned on him. b. ifH
More frequently "a judge gets
srDlded for doing this. or not 40
INK that. Sometimes he gets de-
feated az election. He gets into
court last and gets out first. He
gets sore n YOU cheer tho wit
ness. and he gets pesyed b. you
jeer the jury. lie used 10 get q
robe and "a wig and a bench tg
sit on. bur now he gets recalled iu
some sin1el often he gets rec
versed ny 70 higher court But
that's not why he o gets this
medal
tomccr. pin "a medal on his
honcr!)
UNCLE JOHN SMELL. oldest
man In the world. says he guessed
the right answer q this riddle
when he was but 60 years Of tgo
Can youF
1 often murmur, but uc,er
weep:
Always le in he'd. hut never sleep.
My mouth is larger than my head.
And much discharges. though
never Jed:
have no feet. vet swiftly rrn:
The more falls I set, move :astrr
on.
tN on give the answer twice
when YOU speak OF % as the RIO
Grande riysrJ
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-20
1 Z LADY.

UY y IT UTUIUHTI \ WOVrT-
4 pretty hlc ramnle into the youth
and uusophiAtiCutrd love story of a
dainty grandmother who feels rather
strange iu % Now York Hat hmong
fashionable but wei! meaning children
against whom uuc must take a nrm
stand when ~ comes 10 huytng bon
nets and gowus Light cheerful
reading a. e.. a..
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-20
CNkn rr0N Tmr MNrEns.

By Zoe Atkins \ novel.
The light lite character sketch and
romance Of "A charming widow who Is
"a beautiful UINpr whflp she is poor.
hut who becomes histgrosahlr when
hor gifts return TO- hsr in an uncN-
prctod fortune After the WraCk Of
threatened financial ruin she becomes
herself again. and muIrios the long
suffering lawyer a. I. 4.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-20
New Books at
the Public Library
THE PANS or NoVELIsTS.

by Arthur Bartlett; Maurice.
This book is not merely OF literary
illumination and uneCdote, but also "a
very practical guide that should De OF
great service TO Americans with "a de-
sire - grasp aud comprehend the
spirit and charms Of Paris and rural
France. For many years the author
has been following d trail Tor pure
Joy of the laoor, believing that the
great characters OF fiction have their
Of history: that Dumas Monte
Cristo" or "d~'Aytnguan" or Bulzacs
"pcrc Goriot," or HuEo's Jean VAL
jean are as much "a part at our cd
ucHtion la the humanIties as any Of
their contemporaries who had actual
being.
This book should DE read and CON
suited.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-20
''coId In the Head

IL an acute attack Of Nasal Catarrh. pts-
sons who are subject TO frcquent colds
IN the head will md that the use %
HALLS CATARHH MEDICINE will
build up the System, cleanse the Blood
and render them tess liable to colds,
Repeated attacks Of Acute Catarrh may
lead 20 Chronic Catarrh
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE T. tax.
en- internally and acts through The BLOOD
on the Mucous surfacea Of the system.
All Druggists 76c. Tes.imoninle free,
tiNN for any case o. cntnrrh that
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE viii not
y. Z Cheney & Co. Toledo. Ohio.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-20
/HMzAA4C&A~u~
BT4NME;s ARMY SMOKES
FOR MOST or DEATHS

ATLANTIC CITY Row. g. e. lta-
rick, executive secretary NJ the Board
% Temperance % the Methodist Com
ference saws that SO per cent 81 the
deaths In the army were from pncu-
monia and this disease was u~salstrl
by smoking We helped thousands
OF them along hy making cigurat
nonds Of them he declared.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-20
'DECOY COINS TsTD

BOSTON Numerous thefts by
~pickpockets have been reported re-
Gently and police have warned the
public against n new trick. In "a
crowded street car, elevator o. other
rrowned place. a pickpockei scatiers
a handful Or small change on the Hoor
lie robu his victims ss they are en-
crossed IN aiding him to recover h's
money.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-20
DNAW-sTHiNG nrtoKE-
AUGUST - CAUGHT

ST. LOJfs-Tbe raW-strins on
August Triske's bahamas bsoke, and-
Here's how ON
TrisRe sss y mental patient 81 mo
Ciiy Hospital. 10 jumped hesdlonE
from a 1o-fdot window agd landed
unltnrA-an he pavement. Ne started
"a run. The aajama string broke The
earmrnl wrapped aronnd his legs and
fno doctors caught him.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-03-20

a water power method has been in-
vented in Europe for breaking down
rock iu msts~"s instead of crumbliuE
DO with blasting.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-09-25
(No. 3i8O6)
ORDER OF PUBLICATION

In the Circuit Court of Buchanan
County, Missouri. to the October
Term, A. D., 1920.
State of Missouri, County of Blu
Chanan, -.
John Phillips ..,.......P Plaintiff
vs..
Helen Phillips ........ Defendant
Now at this day comes the plaintiff
by his attorney, and it appearing to
the satisfaction of the clerk of the
Circuit Court in vacation that said
defendant, Helen Phillips. is a nom
resident Of the State of Missouri, and
does not reside therein, and has alb
abscOnded and absented herself from
her usual place Of abode in this state,
il is ordered that said nonresident
defendant be notified by publication.
as required by law, that said plaintiff
has commenced his suit in this Court
against said defendant by petition
and affidavit, the object and general
nature of which is to obtain a decree
Of divorce from the defendant on the
grounds Of indignities as to render his
condition in life. as her husband, in
tolerable aand unbearable, in this, to-
wit That defendant was possessed
Of a mean and dis1greeable temper,
often cursed the plaintiff. called him
vile and indecent names, quarreled at
him, abused him, and that all during
their married life defendant caused
large debts TO be contracted against
him; that defendant was very jealous
OF plaintiff and often accused him Of
being untrue To her; that for weeks
and months at a time, defendant
would absent herself from plaintiff
and their home without knowledge Of
plaintiff as 10 defendants where
abouts; that defendant often associat-
cd with other men. That unless the
said defendant. Helen Philips, shall
be and appear at the next term of this
Court, 20 be begun and held at the
Court House, in the city Of st. Joseph
I'm Buchanan County state of Mis-
souri,, on the 4th day OF October,
1920, on or before the tAId day OF
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-09-25
(No. 34713)
ORDI-Iy M FERTILIZATION

In the Circuit Court of Buchanan
County. Missouri to the october
Term, 1920.
Lena Harrison ...........Fl Plaintiff
Marion Harrison Defendant
ORDER OF PUBLICATION
Now, at this day, came the plain
tiff by her attorneys. and it appear
ing to the satisfaction of the Clerk of
the Circuit Court of Buchanan Coun-
ty Missouri, in vacation, that said
defendant, Marion Harrison, is a nom
resident of the State of Missouri. and
does not reside therein, so that the
ordinary process of law cannot be
served upon him in said state of Mis-
souri,, it is therefore ordered that said
nonresident defendant be notified by
publication, as required by law, that
said plaintiff has commenced her suit
in this court against said defendant
by petition and affidavit, the object
and general nature of which is to OBJ
tain a decree OF divorce from defen-
dant on the grounds of abandonment,
drunkenness, and cruel and barbarous
treatment: that unless the said de-
fendant shall be and appear at the
next term of this court. to be begun
and held at the Court House in the
City of st. Joseph, Missouri, Buchan-
an County, on the 4th day of October,
1920, on or before the third day of
said term, to answer plaintiffs petit
ton, the same will be taken for con-
fessed as to him and judgment rem
dered accordingly.
1t is further ordered that a copy Of
this order be published in The st.
Joseph Observer, a newspaper pub
lished in the County of Buchanan,
for four weeks successfully, the last
insertion of which to be at least fif-
teen C5) days before the next Octo-
bcr term OF this court.
A true copy. Attest
EMMETT ]. GROUSE,
(SeaD Clerk.
BY Eugene Roseburg. Deputy Clerk
Ryan & Zwick, Attorneys for Plain
tiff. (81D
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-09-25
(No. 34723)
ORDER OF PUBLICATION

In the Circuit Court of buchanan
County. Missouri, to the October
Term. A. D., 1920.
State of Missouri, County of Bu-
chanan, IS.
Sara Bauman Plaintiff
Henry ]. Bauman. Defendant
Now at this day comes the plaintiff
by her Attorney, and it appearing to
the satisfaction Of the clerk of the
Circuit Court in vacation that said
defendant. Henry j. Bauman, is a
nonresident Of the state of Missouri,
and does not reside therein, it is or
dered that said nonresident defend
ant be notified by publication, as re-
quired by law, that said plaintiff has
commenced her suit in this Court
against said defendant by petition and
affidavit, the object and general ma
ture of which is to obtain a decree of
divorce from defendant on the ground
of indgnities such as to render her
condition in life as his wife intoler-
able in this, to-wit: That said de-
fendant was cross, cruel and abusive
to said plaintiff and on numer-
Gus occasions would curse and
swear at said plaintiff ana on one
occasion struck said plaintiff; that
defendant has left the said plaintiff
anu uOtS llOl SuppOll iltl VI iti III
fant child. That unless the said de-
fendant. Henry j. Bauman, shall be
and appear at the next term of this
Court, to be begun and held at the
Court House. in the City of st. JOS
eph, in Buchanan County, State of
Missouri, on the 4th day of October,
1920, on or before the third day of
said term, to answer plaintiffs pc
tition, the same will be taken for con-
fessed as to him and judgment rem
dered accordingly.
1t is further ordered. that a copy
of this order be published in The st.
Joseph Observer, a newspaper pub
lished in the County of Buchanan.
for four weeks successfully. the last
insertion OF which to be at least fif-
teen days before the next October.
1920. term of this Court.
A true copy. Attest:
EMMETT J. GROUSE.
(SeaI Clerk.
By Stella whitehead. Deputy Clerk.
Kavanaugh & Kirtley. Attorneys for
Plaintiff. $40
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-09-25
(No. 348O4)
ORDER OF PUBLICATION

In the Circuit Court of buchanan
County Missouri, to the October
Term, A. D.. 1920.
State of Missouri. County of Bu-
chanan, SIS.
Mary Anderson ....... Plaintiff
VS..
s. B. Anderson Defendant
Now at this day comes the plaintiff
by her Attorney, and it appearing to
the satisfaction of the clerk of the
Circuit Court in vacation that said
defendant, S. b. Anderson, Is nom
resident of the State of Missouri. and
does not reside therein. il is ordered
that said nonresident defendant be
notified by publication. as required
by law. that said plaintiff has com
menced her suit in this Court against
said defendant by petition and affi-
davit, the object and general nature Of
which is to obtain a decree of divorce
from the defendant on the grounds
of indignities as to render her condi-
tion in life intolerable in this, to-wit:
That defendant. although an able
bodied man, refused to work and
make a living for plaintiff and her
child; that he cursed, abused and
called plaintiff vile names, aud on
March ~, 1910, made a criminal as
sault upon plaintiffs little girl. born
of a former marriage, and then i'm
mediately left the country. That un-
less the said defendant, S. b. Ander-
son, shall be and appear at the next
term of this Court, to be begun and
held at the Court House, in the City
of st. Joseph, in Buchanan County,
State of Missouri, onthe 4th day of
October, 1920, on or before the third
day of said term. to answer plaintiffs
petition. the same will be taken for
confessed as to him and judgme ent
rendered accordingly.
1t is further ordered. that a copy
OF this order be published in The st.
Joseph Observer, a newspaper pub
lished in the County of Buchanan,
for four weeks successfully, the last
insertion Of which to be at least fif-
teen days before the next October.
1920. term of this Court.
A true copy. Attest:
EMMETT j. GROUSE,
(SeaD Clerk.
Ry Il. +. Mumford. Deputy Clerk.
John f. Heffley Attorney for Plain
tiff. (S28)
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-09-25
AnNmNIsTR ArRIN NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that Letters
of Administration, upon the estate Of
Ida j. Roberts, deceased, have been
granted to the undersigned, by the
Probate Court of Buchanan County,
Missouri, bearing date Of the cath day
of August, 1920.
All persons having claims against
said estate are required to exhibit
them to me for allowance, within six
months from date of said letters, or
they may be precluded from any BEN
eft OF such estate; and if said claims
be not exhibited within one year from
the date OF the publication Of this
notice, they will be forever barred.
A true copy. Attest:
BERTHA W. ROBERTS.
(SeaD Administrative.
Fred NJ. Wanger, Clerk of Probate.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-09-25
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that Letters
of Administration, upon the estate OF
Emma b. Vineyard, deceased. have
been granted to the undersigned. by
the Probate Court of Buchanan Coun-
ty, Missouri. bearing date of the 21st
day OF August. 1920.
All persons having claims against
said estate are required to exhibit
them to me for allowance, within six
months from date of said letters. or
they may be precluded from any ben
eft of such estate; and If said claims
be not exhibited within one year from
the date Of the publication of this
notice. they will be forever barred.
A true copy. Attest:
GEORGE IL. VINEYARD,
(SeaD Administrator.
II. c. Girard, Clerk OF Probate.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-09-25
(No. $4,000
ORDER OF PUBLICATION

In the Circuit Court of buchanan
County Missouri. to the October
Term, a. D., 1920.
state of Missouri, County of Bu-
Chanan, 50.
HenCy Collins ...,,,.., Plaintiff
VS..
William Collins .......Defendant
Now at this day comes the plaintiff
by her Attorney, and il appearing to
the satisfaction of the clerk of the
Circuit Court in vacation that said
defendant William Collins. is "A non
resident Of the state OF Missouri. and
does not reside therein, it is ordered
that said nonresident defendant be
notified by publication, as required
by law, that said plaintiff has com
menccd her suit in this Court against
said defendant by petition and atfi-
davjt. the object and general nature
OF which is to obtain a decree Of di-
vorce from the defendant on the
grounds of dcsCrtiOn and abandon
mcut for the space OF more than one
whole year next before the filing of
this petition. That unless the said
defendant, William Collins, shall be
and appear at the next term of this
Court, TO be begun and held at the
Court House, in the City of st. Joseph,
i'm buchanan County, State OF Mis-
souri,, on the 4th day of October,
1920, on or before the third day Of
said term, to answer plaintiffs petit
tiOn, the same will be taken for con-
fosscd as to him and judgment rem
d,red accordingly.
1t is further ordered, that a copy
of this order he published in The st.
Joseph Observer, a newspaper pub
liShCd in the County of Buchanan,
for four weeks successfully, the last
insertion of which to be at least fif-
teen days before the next October,
1920, term of this Court.
A true copy. Attest:
EMMETT J. GROUSE,
CSeaD Clerk.
BY Il. +. Mumford, Deputy Clerk.
Kay q. Porter, Attorney for Plaintiff.
CS2S)
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-09-25

said term, to answer plaintiffs petit
tion, the same will be taken for con-
fesscd as to him and judgment rem
dered accordingly.
1t is further ordered, that copy
of this order be published i'm The st.
Joseph Observer, a newspaper pub
lished in the County Of buchanan,
for four weeks successfully, the last
insertion of which to be at least tif-
teen days before the next October,
1920. term Of this Court.
a true copy. Attest:
EMMETT J. GROUSE,
(ScaD Clerk.
By II. +. Mumfosd. Deputy Clerk.
johnson & Olinger, Attorneys for
Plaintiff. (S2S)
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-09-25
(No. 34777
ORDER OF PUBLICATION

In the Circuit Court of Buchanan
County, Missouri. to tho October
Term, A. D., 1920.
State of Missouri. County Of Blu
chanan. IS.
Addie Crawford ......., Plaintiff
James II. Crawford ....Defendant
Now at this day comes the plaintiff
by her Attorney. and il appearing to
the satisfaction of the Clerk OF the
Circuit Court, in vacation. that said
defendant, James II. Crawford. is a
nonresident of the State of Missouri,
and does not reside therein, it is or
dered that said nonresident defend
ant be notified by publication, as re-
quired by law, that said plaintiff has
commenced her suit in this Court
against said defendant by petition and
affidavit. the object and general ma
ture of which is to obtain a decree of
divorce from the defendant on the
grounds of desertion and abandon
ment, without a just or reasonable
cause. for the space OF more than one
whole year next before the filing OF
plaintiffs petition in this cause and
upon the further grounds that said
defendant. at the time of his mar
riage to this plaintiff, was the law
full husband OF another woman. That
unless the said defendant, James II.
Crawford, shall be and appear at the
next term of this Court, to be begun
and held at the Court House. in the
City OF St Joseph. I'm Buchanan Coun-
ty, State OF Missouri. on the 4th day
of October, 1920, on or before the
third day OF said term, to answer
plaintiffs petition. the same will be
taken for confessed as to him and
judgment rendered accordingly
1t is further ordered. that a copy
of this order be published in The st
Joseph Observer, a newspaper pub
lished In the County OF Buchanan
for four weeks successfully. the last
insertion of which to be at least fir
teen days before the next October
1920, term OF this Court.
A true copy. Attest:
EMMETT ]. GROUSE,
(SeaD Clerk.
BY ]. l.. McMenamy. Deputy Clerk.
Joseph Goldman, Attorney for Plain
tiff. (S2S)
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-09-25
(S2S)
ADMINJSTUATOR'S NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that Letters
Of Administration, upon the estate OF
linus Harvey Weymer, deceased, have
been granted to the undersigned, by
the Probate Court of buchanan Coun-
ty. Missouri bearing date Of the 18Th
day OF August, 1920.
All persons having claims against
said estate are required to exhibit
them to me for allowances, within six
months from date of said letters, or
they may be precludcd from any BEN
eft Of such estate; and if said claims
be not exhibited within one year from
the date of tho publication of this
notice, they will be forever barred.
A true copy. Attest:
WILLIAM O. WEBB,
(SeaD Administrator.
II. c. Girard. Clorl OF Prohale.