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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-24
Keep Milk Fresh.

One of the wonders of the British
Dairy association show, according to
the, London Daily News, was Dan
ish appliance for keeping milk fresh
for two years or more. No preserva-
tives are used. The apparatus Is
known as a "homogenizer," and the
preserving force is a pressure of 1000
pounds to the square inch.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-24
Don't Know What's Comma.

Don't Know What's Coming.
His Wife, love to watch the chill
dren at play. They seem so happy.
Her Husband-Why shouldn't they
be happy? They don't owe cent and
they won't be married for years to
come.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-24
Jones Was the "It.n

JIMMY say. Mr. Jones. what do
you think my sister said about you
his EVENING"
Jones sisters admirer)-Really,
Jimmy. III have TO give II up.
"Yes. that's what she said. How
i.e you guess itY'--London Answers
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-24
A Lesson.

'The hen Is certainly giving lesson
to the world in not being pulled up
with pride from prosperity"
"How SOP"
Notwithstanding her product is one
Of the highest priced on the market,
she is still content to scratch for o
living"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-24
CHARLIE MURRAY SAYS

There is no art in cursing.
Wall paper is made to be hung.
A kiss is hatchery for a microbe.
Chewing gum has stuck many
scholar.
1t is bad luck to be caught with the
goods.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-24

Sore Eyes. Blood Shot Eyes, watery Eyes,
ly applications of Roman. Eye Balsam. Adv.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-24

bachelor doesn't consider a girl
baby worth kissing unless she is sweet
sixteen.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-24
GATHERED THOUGHTS

Work is the cure for unrest-and
play for worry.
Children are spanked for telling
falsehoods, but after while they learn
that grown-up people are not.
Sometimes, If we can prevent our
acquaintances from learning of our
bad luck, we are content to do without
their sympathy. That's pride.
1t is easier to be good than to make
good. One is negative virtue, the
other positive.
Drunken men see double, except
when they are spending money.
It is true, nevertheless, that little
girls were just as pretty when they
wore semicircular combs that reached
back their hair.
Sleighing can return-with a fast
tractor to pull the sleigh-and some
body to enjoy 1t.
Wish there were more women para
graphers, so there would be more
funny remarks about the mems clothes
instead of so many about the women's.
Ever see q stovepipe hat blow off
and take up the street? 1t sounds
like a horse coming down the turn
pike.
One knows when he Is sitting behind
a regular moyie fan. He is too So
phisticated to laugh at the antics on
the screen that you think are side
splitting.-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-24

Nearly every proposition looks Q
sure winner-on paper.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-24

Taking Garfield Tea keeps the system
clean, the blood pure and the general
health good. Buy from your druggist. ADV.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-24

A charming woman is never aware
NJ her charms.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-24
c.tarrh Cannot Be Cured

by LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease.
Catarrh Is a local disease, greatly influ-
enced by constitutional conditions. HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE will cure catarrh.
1t Is taken internally and acts through
the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces Of the
System. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
II composed of some OF the best tonics
known, combined with some of the best
blood purifiers. The perfect combination
Of the Ingredients In HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE is what produces such won
derful results in catarrhal conditions.
Druggists TIC. Testimonials free.
b. J. Cheney & Co., Props., Toledo, Ohio.
Affection Is something a girl dishes
out to her male friends just before
Christmas.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-24
important to Mothers

Examine carefully every bottle Of
CASTORIA, that famous old remedy
for infants and children, and see that 1t
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-24

it, for 1t Is so sweet and cheerful, ana
that often means more than beautiful
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14
Answer Your Telephone.

Answer your telephone! When il
rings, go and answer it at once, says
the Manson Democrat. Don't daily
around and do something else fol
minute or two and keep the opera.
tor and the calling party waiting on
you while you take your time to lift
the receiver off the hook and non
chalantly drawl out "Y-a-a-a-s-
what is it Time is precious in the
use of the telephone and the careless
abuse of it is what makes the central
operator peevish and induces the
waiting party to use language in his
mind that he would not dare to ex-
press over the telephone. If you will
answer your phone promptly when it
rings you will help lot to increase
the efficiency of the service and you
will not be always complaining that
the telephone operators are no good.
And another thing you might do is
to talk into the receiver and not out
the window or upstairs or anywhere
but into the mouthpiece. 1t also i'm
proves the carrying qualities of the
telephone if you will quit chewing
gum or tobacco or candy while you
talk and try to speak distinctly.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14

Knute Nelson, one of DecorahS
Oldest citizens passed away Monday
morning at $3.50 o'clock at the De-
COrah hospital. He had been in poor
heath for several months, dating
back to the time about fifteen weeks
ago, when he injured one of his legs
getting out of bed one morning. He
was born in Norway % years ago on
Dec. IA. He came to this country
when a young man, landing first in
Wisconsin where he remained a short
time, then came to Winneshiek
county. establishing his home on n
farm y miles south of DEBORAH,
where the family home was until
about six years ago. His beloved wife
passed away at that time and he
moved to DEBORAH and made his
home until his death. Eleven child
rem were born to the union, two of
whom Chris and Gilbert passed
away. The surviving children are
Nels, Emmons, Mimi. Mrs. B. o.
SOlstein, Minneapolis: James, Bag
ley, Sask., Canada; Otto, Duluth;
Charley, Minneapolis; Isaac, Decor
all; Fred, Madison TWP; Mrs. o. ].
Lomen, Fossom, Mimi. Mrs. Sarah
= Hamre, DEBORAH, the latter having
looked after her fathers wants and
did everything she could for him
during his illness.
The deceased was a man who bore
the high esteem and respect of every
one here during his long life among
us. He was man of high integrity
and lived a life of usefulness and
his passing will be mourned by many
and the bereaved children have the
sympathy of all in their loss. The
funeral will be held tomorrow,
Thursday afternoon at two o'clock
from the house and 2:30 from the
F. N. E. L. church. Rev. 1. B. TORT
son will ofiiciate and interment will
be in the Norwegian cemetery.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14
IOWA HONEY WORTH 81, 65a, 900
State Apiarist Finds 11S,OOO Col.
onics of Honey Makers.

Ames, lathe value of Iowa s
honey crop fro the season of 1918 is
$2,652, 000l
Put in 1O-pound buckets the
crop would cover .191 miles, OF
from Marshalltown TO Council
Bluffs.
State Apiarist F. B. Paddock
found $4,000 colonies of bees pro-
ducing this crop. They are valued
at SO the colony.
Each colony the past season pro-
duced an average of seventy-five
pounds, which was better by eight
cen pounds than the average for
the five years previous, which was
fifty-seyen pounds.
The l3,260,OOO pounds of honey
produced in Iowa and which brought
on an average of 20 cents a pound.
should have netted % cents at least,
according to Mr.. Paddock, who says
that the bees went into winter quar-
ters this year in so per cent better
condition than in three years pre-
vious, owing to the honey plants
being better this year than in many
years and the very favorable climat-
ic conditions which prevailed.
While Michigan, Indiana, Illinois,
Ohio and New York states are hay-
ing trouble with lack of sufficient
stores for their bees for winter pur-
poses, Iowa has had no trouble.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14
Business Ohange at Ossian.

The mercantile firm of G.. F. Gun.
derson & Sons, the members of which
were G. f. Gunderson, o. l.. Gunder,
son and Arthur Gunderson, will
henceforth be conducted under the
firm name of Gunderson Bros, o. l.
and Arthur having taken over theil
fathers interest. The Gundersor
brothers, we are informed, have own,
cd the business for the past year but
il was not generally known until the
first of this year, when the change
was made public.
Mr.. c. F. Gunderson has conduct
ed the business for many years. and
his retirement from business circles
OF Ossian removes one of the pioneer
business men of the town. Mr.. Gun
derson has been a hard worker and
deserves much needed rest.
Gunderson Bros. are young men
with exceptional business qualities,
and in assuming ownership of the
store they have come into possession
OF business that ranks with the old
est mercantile concerns in Ossian.
Success to both the retiring mem
Tor and the members of the new firm.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14

Cedar Rapids, IA long wished
for child gladdens the heats OF Mr..
and Mrs. r. B. Russey, a ch,idless
couple, today, but is not their own
flesh and blood.
This morning when Mr.. kusSey
came down stairs he head the
waiting of an infant in the from. OF
the house and on the front steps nc
found a basket containing a boy
Ii was nicely and wasm.y clad
and had lusty pair of lungs.
Accompanying it was a :etJer writ
ten by the mother in wnica she SAID
she knew the couple had long de-
sired baby and she had fulfilled
that desire. She said the child was
born on Dec. IS, 1912 and in wed
lock
She said she was leaving the cit,
and would never claim the infant
No name was given 10 the note.
Mr.. and Mrs. Russey say they vii
adopt the child
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14
Auction Sales,

Having moved to DEBORAH | am
going TO give my whole time to IL /.
work, and ask my friends and ac-
quaintanceS to give me a chance to
cry your sales. l guarantee to
satisfy you. / have been in bust
ness in Winneshiek County over 80
years. Have a wide experience as ia
the value Of any kind of live stock.
j consider that a good auctioneer
must be a good judge as to the
valve Of any animal or article brot
before him to be sold. Come and
Residence 32S Washington ST. 1-tf.
see me before you engage an auct-
ioneer and | will prove to you by
good and faithful work that I can
get the money for you. My head
quarters are either at the Citizens
Savings Bank and DEBORAH State
Bank. My residence is on Wash
ington Street, opposite G. F. Bak-
er's lumber yard, or call me by tele-
phone, and do not forget that there
is a big difference between a wide
awake Auctioneer and an expert
ment judge as to value of property.
John ]. Seegmilier
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14
THRIFT WEEK.
Government Asks to Have il Cele.
brated, Week Beginning Jan. II

Thrift Week. which the govern.
ment asks to have celebrated be,
ginning January II, should not be
iippantly passed by as ordinary
advertising propaganda.
The people of this country are liv-
| ing too fast. Great numbers have
some on financial spree.
The editor of the Portland, Ore
Journal gave an illustration the
other day. with big increase in
the population of our city, he said,
I'VE built but 266 houses, while we
fought $500 automobiles. People
are putting money into temporary
enjoyments, instead of into perma-
nent resources.
Many working girls wear silk
stockings to the shops where they
do the toughest kind of work. Some
families where conditions of poverty
used to prevail, will buy several
monographs, so that several of the
children can operate them at one
time. People who but a few years
ago were living in fear of the sheriff
now have fur coats costing $500. 90
and upward.
This kind of joy riding can not
last. People of any sense will lay
an anchor to windward. A bank de-
post not merely provides assurance
against future emergency, but
brings in permanent income every
year.
Extravaganza increases the cost of
living. 1t gives producers the idea
that the public will pay any old
price. and thus encourages prifiteer-
ing. 1t diverts producing facilities
from necessaries to luxuries. 1t
creates scarcities of everything,
which tend to high prices.
great addition to the savings
and capital of the nation is neces-
sary, if the United States is to take
advantage of its opportunities. When
you buy a Thrift Stamp, or put a
dollar in the bank, you help place
your own personal fortunes and the
prosperity of the country on more
secure basis. = So let every one take
hold and boost Thrift Week here in
DEBORAH.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14
CORN EXHIBIT AT AMES.
Winncshiek Corn Trophy Still to be
Won by Winneshiek Farmer.

!
The regular corn and grain con-
test of the Iowa Corn and Small
Grain Growers Association will be
held at Ames early in February.
Watch for the exact date later. This
association of farmers is eager to
have as many farmers make entries
in this contest as possible. AS usual
the number of premiums offered are
many.
Your attention should be called to
| one or two new features. The most
important one is the giving of n
limited amount of cash premiums in
the professional classes. You know
that in recent years only ribbons
have been given in these classes and
this discouraged a great many of
our best corn growers who. because
they had won first premium, We're
placed in the professional class, Pc! e.
haps the first year they exhibited.
Therefore they could no longer com
pete foIs cash premiums, and hence
had no chance of making expenses
when they sent corn or other grain
to the show.
Another feature is that a class for
sweet corn has been added this year.
This was done because of the rapid
increase in the production of sweet
corn in the state since the coming
of so many canning factories within
the last few years The State Can
ner's Association has furnished $50
90 of the premium money for this
class.
The Winneshiek County Corn
Trophy is still to be won by a far
mer of .Winneshiek county. 1t can
be held one year at time for two
consecutive years. Then after it has
been held by some one else for one
year, the first contestant can COM
pete for it again. This trophy is OF
sterling silver and may be seen at
the office OF the DEBORAH Republican
soon. Chas L. Daily was the winner
last year.
Corn in the northeastern part of
Iowa is better than usual this year.
The fact that Winneshiek county
boy won first in the acre contest
for the state is sufficient proof of
this. If you have corn to show, your
chances for winning ought to be
quite good j. Buchanan, Ames, Ia,
is secretary of the above association.
He would be glad to answer any
questions that you may have in re-
gard to this contest
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14
Methodist Episcopal Church.

The church of a thousand well
comes. The weeks program: Thurs
day 1880 p. m. prayer meeting. Fri
day 2:30 p. m. W. II. NJ s. meets
with Mr.. and Mrs. Couse. A l ) cent
lunch will be served. Sunday 1920
a. m. morning worship. Subject
"The Worth of Aristocracy." 1:45
Sunday School. $50 p m. Epworth
League. 1880 evening service, Sub
ject, Religion VS.. Morality"
ELTON ID. WELLS, Pastor.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14
SAFE, GENTLE REMEDY
BRINGS SURE RELIEF

Oil has enabled suffering humanity to
withstand attacks of kidney, liver
bladder and stomach troubles and ali
diseases connected with the urinary
organs and to build up and restore to
These most important organs must be
watched. because they filter and purify
the blood: unless they do their work
.ou are doomed
WEAKNESS. sleeplessness, nervousness
dependency baekache, stomach trou-
Gle, pains I'm the loins and lower abb
domen, gravel difficulty when urinat-
ing. rheumatism, sciatica and lumbago
all warn you Of trouble with your kid
aeys GOLD MEDAL Haarlam OIL Cap
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14

II you we're as impatient with your
own shortcomings as you are with
those of others, you wouldn't be on
sr eaking terms with yourself.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14

sules are the remedy you need. Take
three or four every day. The healing
oil soaks into the cells and lining OF
the kidneys and drives out the poisons
New life and health will surely follow
When your normal vigor has been re-
stored continue treatment for a willis
to keep yourself In condition and pre-
vent a return OF the disease.
Don't wait until you are incapable Of
fighting. Start taking GOLD MEDAL
HARLEM oil Capsules today. Your drug
glst will oheerfully refund your money
IL you are not satisfied with resultA
But be sure 10 get tho original import.
ed GOLD MEDAL and accept no sub.
sttutes. In three sizes. Sealed pack.
ages Al all drug stores.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14
Winneshiek CO-Operative Telephone
Company.

The annual meeting of the Whine.
shiek Cooperative Telephone Co
will be held at the small court room
in DEBORAH, Jan. 20, 1920, at one
O'Clock p. IN.
j. b. Jaastad, Pres.
1-2-pd.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14

If Love Is Blind" how is 1t pos
sible that Love VIII Find the
Way?"
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14
Christian Science Services.

Wednesday evening Testimonial
MEETINGS 8 D. m.
SUNDAY 10:45 a. m.
Subject, Life"
Sunuay school ~ O'CLOCK.
Reading Room open Wednesday
and Saturday from 2 to 4.
Decorah public opinion. (Decorah, Winneshiek County [Iowa]) 1895-1928, 1920-01-14

Hope and ambition are the par
ents OF enterprise. When they die,
you're an orphan.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-26
|COulO HARDLY
USE Her Arms
Jacksonville Wcnan Says Tanks
Has Freed Her of rheumatism
and Indlgeston.

II really thought my time for
this world was short. but ! believe
Tanlac saved my life and I'll praise
1t to my dying day." was the en-
thusiastic statement made recently
by Mrs. Lucy Gribble. It's N. Main
street, Jacksonville. Ill.
Il suffered from chronic indiges-
ton and At times had such acute
attacks l thought ! would surely
die. My digestion was SO poor it
seemed that everything l ate lay
heavy on my stomach and ferment-
cd. ! would become 80 choked up
and get 80 hot and fevarish some
times II seemed ~ though / was
sm0thering. It was dinicult for
me to breathe and I had fearful
pains IN my stomach.
Il had rheumatism so bad in my
arms, neck and shoulders that l
was in pain every time l moved.
Then the rheumatism spread to my
legs. land my whole body at times
was racked with pain. and l could
hardly use my arms at ALI My kid
neys became disordered. and finally
my nerves broke down and l was
Just getting worse all the time in
spite Of everything could do.
"But it was a happy day for me
when l began taking Tanlac for it
Just seemed to be made especially
for me. improved steadily until
my recovery was complete, and l
have enjoyed Just splendid health
ever since. am perfectly we'll in
every respect, eat just fne. and
never have a touch Of rheumatism.
I am not = bit nervous, sleep sound
ly and just feel as happy as l did
when / was school girl. There
Twill always be a warm spot in my
heart for Tanlac."
Tanlaeis sold in Rock Island by
Carl E. Schlegel drug stores and
the leading druggist in every city
l-(Adv.)
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-26

.enary conservation committee In
Chicago TINT there are 81 deaconess
homes with property valued 1t 3D.
11l.e3e. These deaconess homes
employ sS2 -deaconesses. s. proba-
TONERS and 107 associated workers.
There are IS hospitals, Of which the
propefty value b A.k11,117, and
which employ 81 deaconesses. IL
probationers and 373 workers.
There are nine deaconess training
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-26

n = y CApts = tie0
\ llatisa. ~ OaIeiais
0tols. ,
ESPECIAL ms A1sus.)

- y - - u =
n eQmtngton. HI Movs3e. - TAs
@r6 tat rate Of 20 eeuts On the
nreds dollar vain.ai0n vfll not
n .xs--.y, -.
@'.s, 49, -
amount TOT sSa1e purposes
~ b levied 1t the needing of the
hoard At III meeting to be
4 ~ ]. a.....e.,s -. ,na,,h
- ..ss .. 80. '-.
M - oeeeet eivIsnon O me st:.s
stment @ nnance = ens.sed ~
mig re ngdget q PROVIDED iof
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-26
FAMILY HEADS
AK PERMISSION
FOR HOAdE4BREW

0priAgAeld. III. - Applications
fYum heads Of families for permis-
sion to make wine, free Of tax. are
belng received by internal revenue
collectors. according to ]. L. Pick
ef1ug, collector Of this diatrict. I'm
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-26

schools, Of which the property
value 10 $ss4. 374. and employ ~
deaconssses, 4~probationers and 81
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-26

associated workers There s7s employ q
Schools Of probationer
which the property value 10 $780, ers.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-26
IN OUR LADIES' DEPARTMENT

Silk and wool coats in handsome broadclo seone
and large selection fashionable models with and without
collars Here's opportunity for and
handsome dress, suit or coat at almost your price
REMEMBER WE HAVE NO BANKRUPT STOCK, shipped in
Stock everything first class and to date Not price entire
store will be When you select your purchase the discount will
REMEMBER article you choose yours dgned charge
Whether purchase don't fail
every lady,
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-26

The Beautiful Feature of This Sale
that you charge purchase IF you have known
the delight trading real dgn6ed charge plan
and your with during this MAMMOTH
SALE
You may pay for any purchase convenient weekly semi
weekly monthly payments No tape references required
to open your account during this SALE
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-26
Mems Suits

Mln'S SultS
Our mems department is just over
flowing with the finest selections Of
suits in the Tri-C Cities. Our assert
ment includes the finest fabrics in
all desirable colors and patterns.
The greatest reductions in this de-
partment ever heard of. YOUR
CHOICE ON A CHARGE AC-
COUNT.
The Rock Island Argus and daily union. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-26

Mems OUercOQtS
These overcoats include fine Ker-
seys, Meltons and Broad Cloth
novelties and other distinguished
coating, in single and double
breasted style. Long coats, short
coats, and coats of all kinds.
YOURS ON A CHARGE AC-
COUNT.