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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
Suburban

ECONOMY, Ind.-Dr H. P. .Loper
and family, of Richmond, were guests
OF H. D. Rose and family, Friday eve
ming. Mr. and Mrs. Luther Rey-
nolds, and Mr.. and Mrs. Wallace Rev.
nolds. Of Fountain City, spent Sunday
with Mrs. Nan Cook. Mr.. and Mrs
Ora Warnock. Mr.. and Mrs Willard
Sanders, of New Castle, were Sunday
dinner guests of Mr.. and Mrs Charley
Montgomery. James Haxton and
wife are visiting relatives and friends
this week. They are at the home of
Mr.. and Mrs. William Mccain, sister
of James. Lucille Rose returned
home from Losantsville, Monday
where she visited her grandmother.
... Miss Kathryn Kruger, the guest
of Miss Elizabeth Manning, returned
to her home at Dayton O., Tuesday
morning. The Misses Guinther, of
Dayton. O., are guests of Miss Rena
Manning. -. Mr. William Farmer, of
Union City, was the guest of his
mother, Mrs. Martha Farmer, Sunday
and Monday. Fred Thomas, start
ing out for hunt, Monday. with his
rifle, had the misfortune of catching
the trigger and shot through his arm.
oSSll SoIl SdIlcu LII. WIN
dressed the wound and took Fred to
his home Mrs. Claude Daily is
clerking in the store during the alb
sence of P. o. Beckman and wife, who
are taking their vacation. Mrs.
Creath arrived here Saturday to visit
her husband, who is the buttermaker
at the Swain creamery. Mrs. Earl
Cain is ILL.,. Mrs. Nancy Pearce is
recovering from her recent severe fall
DR.. Roller is attending her. Mr.
Lindsey Cannady died Saturday morn
ing at $40 o'clock. The funeral took
place Monday morning at 10 o'clock
Leander Chamness in charge of serv-
ices, Rev. J. J. Fischer assisting. Mr..
Cannady would have been 81 years of
age in November and was a resident
of this community all his life. He
leaves a wife and eight children, four
of whom attended the funeral, George
Cannady, of Hagerstown; Mrs. Emma
Beckerdite, Losantsville; Mrs. Lu-
cinda Ashby, Richmond, Mrs. Rhoda
Dixon, of Hagerstown. Burial at
Economy cemetery. Mrs. Lydia
Burnett is improving after a severe
spell of rheumatism. Miss Ger
trude Stevenson gave a party for her
friends Wednesday evening at her
country home, when the announcement
of the marriage of-Miss Charlotte Rob-
inson and Harold Fouts, to take place
in the early winter, was made. Those
present were the Misses Charlotte Rob
inson and her house guests, Miss Bes-
sic Johnson of Fortville, Ind; Miss
Esther Vestal, of Plainfield, Ind;
Helen Farmer, Carrie Cranor of Econ
omy; Irene Dennis, of Losantsville;
Nellie Batkin, Alice Starbuck, Luella
Coffin, L. Gibson, of Carlos; Miss
Helen Guinther, of Dayton; Esther
Fouts, of Richmond; Harold Fouts,
Henry Farmer, Gerald Kennedy, Ches-
ter Clements, H. B. Manning, Harold
Bowman, Kenneth Cain, Willard Jor-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
Many Subscribers Not
Reached in Salvation
Army Driue---Mrs. Roach

while the quota of the Salvation
Army drive has not been reached,
said Mrs. A. w. Roach, county chair
man of the campaign in Wayne county,
sit must be remembered that large
number of subscribers who gave from
81 to 500 last year, in several parts
Of the county have not been solicited.
Three hundred and fifty letters are
to be sent out Immediately to persons
not yet seen, asking them to seriously
consider the call, and fill out the en-
closed pledge card. Lack of personal
workers has made it necessary to do
most of the soliciting by mail.
Through the courtesy of the Reed
Furniture company their large window
fronting on Main street, has been Sc
cured for campaign headquarters and
work was progressing there Wednes-
Gay. Some one will be at headquarters
each day until the close of the drive on
Saturday.
w. ]. Shirley, state representative of
the Salvation army, was at headquar-
ters Wednesday working to put every
thing in condition for a successful
finish to the campaign.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
Funeral Arrangements

Sheffer-Funeral services for Mrs.
Dora Sheffer 81 years old. who died
at her home, 61S Richmond avenue,
will be conducted from the home, on
Thursday, at p. m. Burial will be
in the State-line cemetery. Friends
may call at any time.
Cosgrove-Richard Cosgrove, two
two months old son of Mr.. and Mrs
street, died at his home Wednesday
at 10 a. m. His parents survive. The
funeral services will be held from the
home, Friday at 2 p. m. Burial will
be in Earlham. The Rev. E. l.. Gates,
pastor of the Third NJ E. church.
will officiate. Friends may call at
any time.
Brattain-Funeral services for John
F. Brattain, 81 years old, who died
Monday, at his home, seven miles
south of Richmond, on the Fouts road,
will be held from the home, Thursday
at p. m. Burial will be in Boston
Judy-Funeral services for John
Wesley Judy. IS years old, who died
Monday, at II p m, at his home, zoos
South A street, will be conducted from
the home, Thursday, at p. m. Bur
ldl VIII De III spring LAWN Cemetery,
New Paris, Ohio Friends may call
at any time, but are asked to omit
flowers.
ElIiott-Funeral services for John
B. Elliott, &c years old, who hung him.
self Monday morning, will be conduct
ed from the home, TT Southwest A
street, Thursday, at 10 a. m. Burial
will be in Earlham. Webb lodge OF
Masons will have charge of the
l. services
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
Short News of City

Reid Church Meeting-An important
meeting of the congregation of Reid
Memorial church is called for Thurs
day evening at the church. Every
member is urged to be present.
FriendIess Lawn Fete-An attrac-
tive musical program was enjoyed by
over 200 persons who attended the
lawn fete at the Home for the Friend
less Tuesday night. Ice cream and
waters were served on the lawn and
in the parlor of the home. Proceeds
are to be applied on current expenses
of the institution.
Prof. Grant Arrives-Professor E
D. Grant, head of the mathematics de-
partment Of Earlham, and his family
arrived in Richmond and have taken
up their residence in the old Binford
home. on College avenue. The place
was purchased before he came here
Miss Simms Journeys-Miss Ruth
anna Simms, executive secretary OF
the associated executive committee
on Indiana affairs of the Five Years
meeting of Friends, will go to Plain
field, Ind, Thursday, to attend West
ern yearly meeting
Hoover in Leeslature-D. S. Hoov
er. of Ardmore. Okla, formerly a resi-
dent Of this city. has been elected to
the Oklahoma legislature. Miss Irene
Hoover. his daughter, is now in Rich
mond visiting relatives and friends
She will return to her home about
Sept. g.
Henley Attends Meeting. - David
Henley, of the book department of the
Friends Central offices, has gone to
Wilmington. O.. to attend Wilmington
Yearly meeting.
q. r. C's. Meet Thursday-There
will be a special meeting for the la
dies of the B. R. C's. o. 2169 at the
home of Mrs Frank Stempel 33(
South Seventh street, Thursday after
noon.
Mccoy at observation-disclosures Nc
Coy. of the Hoosier Feed and Feeder
company. is at the Connersville. Ind
fair, demonstrating a local truck. He
will probably be there the remainder
of the week.
Attends Eastern Meetins-Miss Ell
gia Wittwer. formerly vocal teacher
at Earlham college and instructor OF
French, attended the meeting of the
Tri State club. an organization OF
students from Indiana. Illinois and
Iowa at Columbia university. A large
number of Hoosiers were in attend
ance.
Teachers Tickets Ready-All Wayne
township teachers are requested tc
call at the trustees office for chau
tauqua tickets.
PohImeyer to West-Marcellus Pohl
never. 1O6 South Fourteenth street
loft "Wednesday for an extensive trip
to the northwest by way of Colorado
Utah and points of interest beyond the
Rocky mountains. On his return trip
he will visit the Yellowstone National
park.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
Silver Mace Presented
To American Surgeons
(Bv Associated P~ess)

LONDON, Aug ia silver gilt
ceremonial mace, mounted with Amer
lean eagles and Canadian maple
leaves. has been made for presenta-
ton to the American college of Sur
geons by consulting surgeons of the
British armies lin memory of mutual
work and good fellowship in the Great
War"
The mace is four feet long and is
at present at the Industrial Art EXhi-
bition, Knight bridge, for the names
of 544 donors to be inscribed before
it is sent to America.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
SOCRATES LEFT NO WRITINGS;
WERE PRESERVED RY PLATO
lkanSaS GIN Star


Socrates began life as a sculptor,
but soon abandoned art and devoted
himself to studying-having what he
thought was divine commission
pointed out by oracles and dreams,
to devote himself to the intellectual
improvement of his fellow citizens.
He served in the army as all Greek
citizens were compelled to do, up to
the age of 60. He was conspicuous
for bravery and endurance during war,
and he was conspicuous in politics
during peace. He became so great
and so popular that the powers then
in control condemned him to death,
All modern philosophy goes back
to his teachings. He left no writings
behind him, but his doctrines We're
written out in the form of Socratic
dialogues by his pupil, Plato. His
wife, Xantippe, was a shrewish woman
and made him exceedingly unhappy
and was quite incapable of apprecial-
ing him. His two sons did not show
a trace of their fathers marvellous
genius
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18


picnic German subjects?
but
of the boat Germania Hamburg
motives of nehborness and good will
The small of Americans who
Hamburg
feeding Hamburg
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
Matthew K. Mccoy Dead
At Age of Seuenty-Seuen

Mathew K. MCCOY, &C years old, died
at his home, 531 North Seventeenth
street, at a. m. Wednesday, follow
ing a lingering illness. He had been &
resident of this city for several years.
Surviving him are three sons. Harry
Mccoy, of Johnson City, Tenn; Mar
cey Mccoy. of Evansville, Ind, and
George Mccoy of this city, and one
daughter, Mrs. May Colvin, of St.
Louis Mo.
Funeral services will be conducted
from the home at p. m. Thursday.
Burial will be in Earlham. Friends
may call at any time.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
CAR SHORTAGE INCREASED
SHOWS COMMISSION REPORT

WASHINGTON. Aug 1S-Car short
age on the railroads of the United
States and Canada increased slight
~ during the week of August l, when
the supply was 1880 cars less than
the demand compared with the short
age of about 125 100000 cars during
the previous week, according to re-
ports today to the commission on car
service. Increase in grain movement
was said to be the cause
Car congestion showed marked i'm
provement, the commissions reports
stated.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
PILGRlEa EMBARKMENT
TO Be Celebrated BY
EIGHT DAY FESTIVALS
(By Associated Press)


PLYMOUTH, Eng, Aug. 1S.-A civic
reception and concert in guildhall here
Will begin the eight days round of
festivities with which Plymouth will
celebrate the Tercentenary of the sail
Ing OF the Pilgrim Fathers from this
port. The reception will be held the
evening of Sept 3.
On Saturday, Sept. 4, there will be a
literary and. historical conference
Under the auspices of the Mayflower
council. During the afternoon there
VIII be historical procession while
$50 guests of the Lord Mayor will be
taken on steamer trip through the
harbor There will be united relig.
fous celebration at the guildhall in the
evening.
One Of the most impressive features
of the weeks program will be a serv-
Ice to be held Sunday, September 5. at
the "Mayfower Stone" on the Barbican
the spot whence the Pilgrim Fathers
embarked and where the crew Of the
American seaplane NC-4 alighted after
its aerial repayment of the history.
making voyage Of 1920.
Societies Open Doors.
On Monday the British and Foreign
Sailors society will open the Sailors
Hotel, the English Speaking union will
give luncheon to the Mayor, corpor-
alton officials and about 600 delegates
and the foundation stone Of the May
flower Hall being erected by the
Salvation Army will be laid. There
will be civic celebrations on the Hoe,
the high ridge mile long fronting the
most beautiful part Of Plymouth Bay.
The mayor will give a banquet to $50
guests in the evening.
Tuesdays program includes a mo-
tor trip for 200 guests Of the mayor
to Princeton. Ashburton. Newton Alb
bot, Totnes and Torquay-neighbori
places Of historic interest and noted
for their scenic beauties. At TorQuay
the mayor and corporation Of the Dor
ough will receive the visitors and en-
terrain them at luncheon in the town
hall. A garden party at Tore Abbey
will follow. In the evening there will
be a public meeting, with America n
speakers.
Garden Parties
Lady Aston will give garden party
Wednesday afternoon at Saltram
park, the home of Lord Morley. 1t Is
expected 600 will attend. Another
function has been arranged by the
mayor of Plymouth to be held at the
corporation museum during the even
ing.
A luncheon and garden party will
be given Thursday by the women's
section of the Free Church council.
A visit to the government naval es-
Adjustments, with tea at Edgecombe
park, the home of the Earl and Count
ess of Edgecombe, and a theatrical
gala will complete this days program.
A charabanc excursion for 400
guests to Burraton, the artificial lake
which supplies Plymouth with water,
and tea at auckland Abbey, where
Lady Seaton will be hostess, have
been arranged for Friday.
Saturdays schedule for the visitors
includes a regatta and swimming ex-
hibition off the Hoe.
Each day of the celebrations there
will be a performance of the tercen-
tenary pageant which has been ar
ranged by the Mayflower council.
Each householder in Plymouth has
been requested by the mayor to dis
play the American flag from his home
during the festival week.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
RAE is GREETED>lN
HIS OLD HOME TOWN

The Rev. ]. J. Rae, pastor of the
First Presbyterian church of this city,
who is now spending a vacation in his
home town, Orono. Canada, was receiv-
ed very enthusiastically among his old
friends, according to an article in The
'Orono News.
The article reads: "On Saturday,
Aug. s, the Rev. Joseph John Rae, of
Richmond, Ind, returned to his home
town to be the guest of his brother, the
Rev. J. w. Rae. of Orono. He is the
same genial Joe. He preached three
times on Sunday.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
SERvICE-AT-COST, LATEST
CAR PLAN AT TOLEDO
(BY Associated Pressl

TOLEDO, Aug. 18.-The Toledo
street car question referred to as a
political "football'' here since the days
of Brand Whitlock, entered another
phase today when it was announced
that a service-at-cost franchise had
been completed, and would be submit
ted to council next Monday night.
Should the ordinance be passed by
council it is said it will be presented
to a vote of the people at the regular
election in November
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
! RlOTING FOLLOWS SOCIALIST
SPEECH AT SIENA, ITALY

LONDON, Aug. 17.ASeriOus rlOting
has occurred at Abbadia, near Siena.
italy, resulting in the death of seven
persons and the serious injury of sew
eral others. according to Central
News despatch from Rome. Follow
ing speech at a mass meeting by
Signor Mascagni, a socialist deputy.
disturbances developed among the
crowd, and peasants broke into
churches.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
sHIPowNERs ASK RAISE

WASHINGTON. Aug. 1S-Hearings
on the application OF 60 coastwise,
gulf and great lakes steamship lines
for freight rate increase correspond
ing with those granted steamship
lines under the jurisdiction of the in
terstate commerce commission, were
opened today by the shipping board,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
SEND II RADICALS EAST
FOR THEIR DEPORTATION

NEW YORK, Aug. 1S.-New Yorks
thirty-three aliens under warrants for
deportation, arrived at Ellis Island
here today, from Cleveland, Chicago,
and other cities of the central west.
Eleven are radicals being sent out of
the country for advocating the over
throw of the government by force.
There are now 6S radicals at Ellis
Island awaiting deportation.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
News Of the Counties

HANNA'S CREEK, Ind.-Miss Char
lotte LaFuze entertained Saturday az
ternoon in honor of her thirteenth
birthday. The color scheme was pink
and white. Refreshments of ice cream
and cake were served. Those present
were Goldie Hilard, Mary Swafford
Goldie and Lois Crauley, Mary and
Arthur Harmeyer. Mildred Little, Lois
and Merlin LaFuze.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
JAP PRINCE TO HONOR
KING OF RUMANIl
(By Associa ted Pres

TOXIC, Aug. 1S.-Prince kanin
probably will visit Rumania next year
to present an imperial Japanese deco
ration to the king of Rumania and
return the visit of the Crown Prince
of Rumania to Japan. The imperial
envoy would also visit London to re-
turn the prospective visit of the
Prince of Wales, who is expected IN
Japan next autumn.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
'S175,000 FIRE Loss
IN s. BEND FACTORY

SOUTH BEND, Ind, Aug. 1S.-Fire
believed to have originated from
lighted cigarette in the veneer build
ing of the Singer manufacturing COM
pany, caused a loss estimated at
$4,000 early this morning.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18
INVITE CENTRAL EUROPE

LONDON, Aug. 17.-Germany, Ba-
veria, Austria and Hungary have been
invited by the League of Nations to
participate in the financial congresssto
be held in Brussels on Sept. "a.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18

WEST MANCHESTER, O., Aug, IS
Miss Ruby Guenther returned Sat
urday, from a trip to Niagara Falls.
Mr.. and Mrs. Will Geeting of Keedys-
vile, Maryland, attended the Geeting
reunion, at Eaton, and spent the latter
part of the week with w. Chandler and
family, and were entertained Friday at
the home of Mr.. and Mrs. Simon Geet-
ing. Visitors at the home of Mrs
Mary Trone, Sunday, were Mr.. Geo.
Williams, Troy, O., Mr.. and Mrs. o. P.
Wolverton and son Giles, Mr.. and Mrs.
H. C. Sellman of Greenville, Mrs.
Anna Wolverton, Max Trone. Mrs.
Harry Hartman of New Madison, Miss
Sylvia Trone of Dayton, who is spend
ing week vacation at home. 80. Clay
Studebaker, of Dayton, visited last
week, Mr.. and Mrs. ]. NJ. Studebaker.
Ray Brown transa cted business in
Lewisburg, Wednesday,. So. Mr.. and
Mrs. Simon Cougill of Lewisburg, visit
ed Mr.. and Mrs. OFT Houseman, Sun
day. Mr.. and Mrs. Lorenzo Howard
of New Philadelphia. visited here dur
ing the weekend with Henry and
Frank Howard and families. Mr.. and
Mrs. William Smith attended the fun
eral of Rev. Herschel Weaver. at
Prices creek church go. Mrs. Elmer
Fry and son, returned to Dayton, We'd
nesday, after a short visit with rela-
tives. Miss Myrtle Trone spent We'd
nesday evening in Lewwisburg. Mrs.
Noah Studebaker of West Sonora. was
the guest of Mrs. Anna Howell and
Mrs. William Smith on Wednesday,.
Mrs. Arthur Brindley attended the
funeral of Mrs. Joseph O'Dea, at New
Paris, on Wednesday -. The cement
foundation for the new fire-proof gar
age, has been completed and the build
ing will be completed at an early date
. Mrs. Joe Lanning, of Lewisburg,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18

The crudest makeshift coins used
during or in consequence of the world
war, are some German East Africa
pieces made out of cartridge metal.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-08-18

The forces Of Gen Baron wrang eommander
the South 300 miles
long His left flank city on the Black sea the
follows the lower Of the Dnieper point within miles
back Marupo
Of Azov
of held a
territory controlled by Machno free lance who also distinctly anti
territory about 100 miles north The Kubn Coacks
friendly
Wrangel
on Dpeper.
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dan, of Economy; and Leroy Coffin,
Abraham Brown of Carlos, and Mr..
Neal Newman. Refreshments were
served. -. H. D. Rose and family en-
tertained the following guests Sun
day: G. NJ. Personette, wife and
daughters, Hilda and Freda; j. R.
tombstone and wife of Fairfield; Frank
Creamer and family; Miss Evelyn Per-
sonette and F. D. Francis, of Corners
Vile. Mr.. Louis Chamness and fam
lily, of Muncie, took supper with J. b.
Swain and family, Monday Mrs
Gertrude Masters left Monday for Los
Angeles, Calf, to spend the winter
with her daughter, Mrs. Gertrude
Buckley and family.
FOUNTAIN CITY, Ind.-The White
Star class of the Christian church held
a social last Thursday evening at the
home of Owen and Martha Rich. Those
present were Olive Harrison, Georgia
Hatfield, Leona Hunt, Marie and Dor
ris keene. Marjorie De Almond, Ruth
Fulghum, Martha Rich, Howard Hunt,
Lawrence Harrison, Virgil Spencer,
Claude Wright, Henry Macy, Clawson
keene, Owen Rich and Mr.. and Mrs.
Russell Brown. The time was spent
in playing games, after which light re.
fleshments of ice cream and cake were
served. -. Mrs. Laura Hill, formerly
Miss Hedges, who taught in the local
High school several years ago, is visit
ing with DR.. and Mrs. o. n. Huff. -.
Several from here attended the Yearly
Meeting at Richmond last week. lIr
and Mrs. Charles Hill and daughter
Eta, from Bethel, spent Sunday with
William Cooper and family. Mrs.
Walter Reardon. of Muncie, is visiting
this week with her mother. Mrs. Woot-
ers.. Misses Emma and Lucetta Mills
are paying an extended visit with rel
atives at Chicago.
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1920-08-06
Combination 10 Great Favorlte and Al.
ways Affords Bit Of smartness
That Is Desired.

Women never tire OF black and
white. In summer bats this comblna-
lion II a great favorite. The nll-white
lat II rather dead looking, and while a
white hat with colored trimming ma
Dc very pretty there Is a likelihood OF
ts appearing somewhat inslpia unless
treated by an artist. A touch Of black
on a white hat always brings d bit OF
gmartness.
white orgnndle hats, much like the
sld-fashioned lingerie hat that women
affected for many m because II
brought eternal youth, are trimmed
with puffy flowers OF organdie. Then
hey are swRthed with black tulle.
Equally effective are hats OF pale
Fellow organdle yelled with brown net.
raheta nowers-big puffy ones OF dark
.olors--are sometimes applied 70
irooping mushroom shapes OF white
Egandie with long, loose stitches OF
Mack and a wlSpy transparent scarf
Carrizozo outlook. [volume] (Carrizozo, N.M.) 1910-1945, 1920-08-06
Ballad un the nnrher.

Judge Blank is fond of relating how
he put one over on the barber who
wished to make a sale. The man
had Just shaved him, and wanted TO
sell him n lotion to use on his face
when he shaved himself.
as that what you use on your Gus
tomersf" asked the Judge.
mo-" replied the barber, ats so ex-
pensive I cannot AFFORD II"
"If you can't AFFORD II when You get
20 cents for shaving a man." returned
the Judge, chow do you expect mo to
afford II when l shave myself for
nothlng7"
The barber was nouplussed and
gave up trying TO make the sale.-
Boston Transcript.