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Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1920-05-07

Dated at Olympia Washington. this
9Th day of April, 1920.
j. II. NIFFORD
oherlH or Ihurston County, Washing
Washington standard. [volume] (Olympia, Wash. Territory) 1860-1921, 1920-05-07

Continued on bage Six.
The Irish standard., 1920-05-15

Almost Every County Has colIso.
tlon Of Ancient, honorable and
Accepted Mud Holes.
ing cars. But It is harder to make q
mud hole retire than It is to drag q
federal Office holder away from tho
pay roll.
Mud holes are caused by the sur
face Of the road giving way ut tho
knee Joints and sinking due south un.
tn both running boards are anchored
firmly to the highway. Some mud
holes arc deeper than others and un-
LEES acted upon at once viii swallow
Q highseated runabeut with the top
up. When such a mud hole 40 this u
located In close proximity to q farm
e. who owns a dredging outfit cea.
sisting oR team Of doeile mules, It 70
worth nero to the property than .
trans continental railway. Many Q
farmer who lives next to one Of these
quick assets has earned more money
yanking deeply imbedded tourists 10
some haven Of rest than By any other
form Of endeavoF.
There are not % many mul holes
In our public highways % formerly,
this being due to the fact that the
farmer 10 buying most Of the automo.
biles. After farmer has driven into
one Of these limitations Of the bottom.
less pit In brand new car and taken
his family down with him, where they
can't see anything but the tree tops,
either the mud hole or the road super.
visor will be removed at the next gen.
eral election. It used to be the fash
ion to repair mud holes with live sod,
which stood erect in the road and i'm
parted a smooth, gliding sensation to
people in the back seat. Sod Is Ill
right in its place, but very little Of II
is used in building speedways.
The mud hole commits most Of ity
crimes in the spring Of the year, break
ing springs. twisting axles and caus-
ing people to lose a lot of hard.
earned religion. It would not last
long II everybody who wallovs'
through 1t would stay mad long
enough to bond the county for good
roads.
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The Irish standard., 1920-05-15
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But the princess Sulked, grew thin and
unhappy. so at last he consented to
proclaim throughout the kingdom that
he would give any reward asked to the
one who would accomplish what the
princess desired.
Knut heard of the announcement
made by the king. AS he sat In his
hut and played the flute he thought
OF the lovely princess whom he had
met. And he wished with all his
heart that he could earn the reward.
for what he would ask would be not
gold, but her hand.
Out in his backyard there was a
puddle Of dark water which had
drained down from some wood shaw
ings. And into it had fallen some
weeks before a bit Of sheepskin, and
there it had lain undisturbed. Knut
picked it up. 1t was smooth and not
at all like the fresh skin.
He patted and dried and smoothed
the skin, having first washed off the
woolly side with hot water and soap.
Then he rubbed the skin with a sweet
oil till it was soft and plant. Before
him in the damp sand he saw the
print Of his foot.
II will make covering for the
princess foot of this skin," he said
aloud. II will have the wool turned
inside, having first dyed it golden
hue. That will keep her feet warm
and prevent rocks from hurting her
And this outside skin will wear against
the ground and stones"
So, first dyeing the wool a lively
yellow. he wrought with his bone
needle a lovely pair of shoes. The
skin, which was now leather, was on
the outside. On the inside was the
clean wool, a beautiful golden tint.
The next day he went to the palace
and presented them to the princess.
'Put these on your feet" he said.
then you can run about over stones
and dirt without being hurt. Your
road through life will be a golden one;
every step you take you will tread ON
golden softness."
The delighted princess ran to show
the king her present, and in a few
days the lad had orders to make leath-
er shoes for the king and court. Then
the whole nation got shoes. The
princess welded Knut, who had asked
for her hand, and at the feast she
wore her first golden shoes.
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The Irish standard., 1920-05-15
Last Night 'sDreaI1ls
What They Mean
DID YOU DREAM OF GARDENS,

Il REUD relates a long and compli-
\ Gated dream of garden which he
proceeds to analyze, making the ap-
parently innocent vision of the night
q series of dream symbols for re-
pressed animal emotions which got
past the dream-censor; that part Of
our psychic intelligence which is sup
posed by him to play the part of tho
late Anthony Comstock in Dreamland
disguised us the usual contents Of q
garden. But it must be remembered
that Professor Freud is one of the
greatest, If not the greatest, Of Euro
pean authorities on neurosis, and it is
from the dreams Of neurotics that he
has drawn the larger part Of the ma
tertal for his dream theories. It would
hardly be fair to interpret the garden
dream of a normal person in the man
ner In which Freud interprets the gar
den dream Of his neurotic patient.
In the analysis Of another dream In
which flowers appear he traces the
connection to the fact that the day be-
fore he had talked with q man named
Gardner and attended patient named
Flora-which appears quite reason
able.
No normal person need fear to
dream Of garden. In fact, to walk
In dreamland garden is form of
exercise most highly recommended by
the mystics. Simply to see garden in
q dream indicates good fortune ahead;
II you walk in one it is still better. To
take such stroll indicates much
money and ones business will increase.
1t is a good omen for farmers and sail
ors especially, and to the lover it is q
sign that he will not only marry the
one he loves but will have all sorts Of
success in life. But If the garden ap-
pears to be weedy and ruinous the
omen Is not so good. Havelock Ellis
takes garden as a symbol of the
ground he has covered In his book,
'.The World of Dreams" and says: II
have cultivated, as far as I care to,
my garden of dreams, and It scarcely
seems to me that it Is a large garden.
And yet every path of 1t, sometimes
think, might lead to the heart Of the
universe"
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The Irish standard., 1920-05-15

snow white. and the soft, long hair
curled up with a silvery sheen.
As 1t was spread out on the floor Of
the great hall the princess came run
ming by. She stood on the rug and
smiled with delight at its softness.
II wish I had a rug like this to
cover the whole land" laughed the
princess. 1T would be fine fun to
play out of doors then. I wish could
make all thJAoads in the kingdom nice
and soft aud all Of golden color"
The idea took such a hold Of her
that she wept and asked the king to
proclaim great reward to anyone
making such roads in his country. The
old king smiled, thinking such an i'm
possible request too absurd to notice.
The Irish standard., 1920-05-15
KNUT'S GOLDEN ROAD

ONCE upon time there lived q
" princess whose father ruled over q
very wild and strange country, for the
people knew nothing Of many things
Of which we have use. They dressed
In fine cloth, but had no Shoes The
men had never learned to tan leather.
30 all, even the royal family, went
about barefooted.
OF course, the stones hurt the ten
der feet Of the princess. so a carpen-
Ter made her clogs. or wooden shoes.
But these were so heavy she seldom
walked.
Out In the mountains about five
miles away was young Knut, a shep-
herd boy, who dried skins for rugs.
He dyed the wool all sorts Of beau
dful colors and sold them at the
castle.
One day he brought to the palace
q very large rug made from the skin
Of huge mountain sheep. It was
The Irish standard., 1920-05-15
False Prophets
sy GEORGE MATTHEW ADAMS

II OW big factor in your life are
II the False Prophets-the long
faced. deceptive-eyed. purposelessed
semi-humans that are everlastingly
coming up to you and getting you dis
satisfied with your lot and seeking to
convince you Of the wonderful success
you would be-somewhere else?
The only Prophets worth listening
to are the Prophets answering to your
own Will.
Accept the advice Of no Prophet un-
less he squares and measures fully up
to the Accomplishment Test. For it's
the False Prophets who have theories
and great promises for everybody else
but who are unable to prophesy six
inches into their own future to save
their neck.
The only Prophets worth listening
to are the Prophets answering to your
own Will.
You own your own house and lot.
You live in your house and upon your
lot There you Sleep, Eat and Plan.
Your doors are open to the outside
world only upon invitation. How then,
is it possible for an Alien parsonage to
dictate the terms Of your happiest ex-
istence where you are7
The only Prophets worth listening
20 are the Prophets answering to your
own Will.
No one is ever truly great until he
stretches out his arms to embrace the
real Joy Of Independence. No man
truly smiles in Contentment and In
realised Service, until he is able to
give audience to his False Prophets
under calm observation-yet to abhor
their Prophecies.
The Irish standard., 1920-05-15
Rann-dom Reels
THE MUD HOLE
By HOWARD l. RAM

THE mud hole is a great American
L institution which comes in the
spring and stays until a new board
Of supervisors is elected. It then
moves over into another township and
locates on a piece Of road which has
not been touched by the profane hand
Of the drag since the Mexican war.
Almost every county has a collec-
ton Of ancient, honorable and accept
ed mud holes which are never filed
UP with anything except automobile
wheels, dragging differentials and pro-
fame tourists. It would seem that
when a mud hole has established q
reputation which reaches into the
next congressional district 1t would
be content to retire and not keep on
elogging the highway with the pros-
trate forms Of seven-passenger tour
The Irish standard., 1920-05-15
Company Cake.

Company Cake.
This recipe makes two large square
loaves Of moist, delicious fruit cake.
If put away in a tin box with a tight
cover it will be just as good when six
months old as it was when it was
turned out steaming and spicy on the
cake cooler. Do not ice it, as the
brown cake discolors the icing when 1t
stands. Two scant cupfuls Of butter,
three cupfuls Of dark brown sugar,
seven eggs. whites and yolks beaten
separately; one pound each Of raisins
and currants, three-Quarters Of
pound Of citron sliced thin, one-half
cupful Of good molasses, one-half cup
full of sour milk, one tablespoonful Of
cinnamon, one teaspoonful Of cloves,
one-quarter of cupful Of sour cherry
Juice, one teaspoonful of soda, with
four cupfuls Of sifted flour. Mix and
beat we'll. Dust the fruits with flour
and fold in the stiffly beaten whites.
Line a square pan with creased paper
and bake two hours in q moderate
oven. Test with q toothplck. When
cool, wrap in towels and put away In
tin box.
euttermiiI Cake.
Take one egg and one egg yslk. one
cupful Of sugar, one cupful Of rich
buttermilk, two tablespoonfuls Of
shortening, one teaspoonful Of coda,
one-quarter teaspoonful Of baking
powder. the same Of cloves, one tea
spoonful Of cinnamon; salt, raisins and
vanilla. Bake In layers Of loaf.
English Tea caies.
Sift two cupfuls Of flour with two
teaspoonfuls Of baking powder; beat
two eggs light; add one-quarter cupful
of sugar and one-half cupful Of lard
mixed together; add one-quarter cup
full each of currants and milk. Drop
on baking sheets to make SIX cakes.
Serve warm with butter.
Nuu Nrf~t.Q
Copyright. 1920. Western Newspaper union.) J
The Irish standard., 1920-05-15

I ASA week one my frien getta pretty
Il seeck. For tree, four day he no
feela good cen da stom. He losa plen-
ia dat stuff wot maka you weigh whole
lot and he dunno wot's matter.
He feela tough so mooch he decida
60 see da physish. Dat guy geeva
heem somating and tella heem 80 get
Ia filed en- druga store. My frien
geeva look and was only leetle piece
paper weeth somating on wot he no
can read. He tink dat piece paper no
holda yer mooch, so he aska da ply
sish wot he gonna getta filled weeth.
Da physish tella heem was pre-
scripsh, but he no say wot's da writ
ing mean. Anyway, my frien go cen
druga store and trada dat paper for
box Of leetle Dill and dolla feefaty
cent to boot.
He TAXA dat pill for tree, four day.
but he keepa right on feela tough. He
begin tinka da physish duno somating
wot's matter weeth do stom. SO one
day he 60 see da chiroprac and dat
guy almosta gotta hees goat. He turna
my frien upaside down and punch cen
d back 20 harda he can.
Ny frien try explaina hees pain ees
No cen da back and dat only place he
gotta trouble ees da stom. But d.
chiroprac no care for dat. He keepa
right on puncha my frien cen da back
when ees upaside down.
Now no tink ees right for do dat.
Def he wanta fight wot for he no tella
my frien cen da facet I feegure any
body wot puncha one cen da back ees
fraid for fights square.
But my frien say nexa time he 60
SEQ dat chiroprac he tella heem ha
gotta da pain cen da back. He feegure
eef he do dat da chiroprac puncha
heem cen da stom. My frien say eef
he can fight rlghta side up he can lick
dat son-of-a-gun cen tree meenute.
And I beta you seexa bits my frien
can do dat, too.
| Wot you tink7
The boy who plays huant from
school seldom brags about it after he
grows up.
The Irish standard., 1920-05-15
Copyright.)
Not All There.

Rejected Admirer (bitterly)-Oh.
well, I was all broke up over q kfti
once before.
Revue Lady-Ah, I see. And so0e
Of the pieces were lost-Bliehn.
The Irish standard., 1920-05-15
Beauty Chat.
b. EDNA KENT FORBES
BEAUTEYING THE EYES

TN FORM. cslor and size. the eye
i must be accepted as nature made
1t. And yet-there are many ways OF
making the eye more beautiful, or
making a pale and nondescript pair.
Of eyes seem bright and attractive.
It would take too much space for,
ne to attempt to tell here how the
eve may be improved in expression.
Yet this is the most important point
n beautifying the eye, for In itself
it is OILY an organ to convey express
sion. The softened, expression that
makes the eyes seem tender. the brill
naAcy. and light that comes with q
The Irish standard., 1920-05-15

Nuso0 EyVO 31u ~ Ue0s00 " s"Ssee0~s
smlle. the steady, luminous glow that
sAlaes out when IN intelligent mind
q behind the eyee-these are things
The Woman herself caA do, In making
hecself attractive.
A 6ew women, actresses usually.
hava had the eyes sit ct the corners
to aaalle them larger. But no ono
shodlA ever attempt this, for close up.
tlne eves seen artificial. and the opera
tia 10 not good hse the sight. They
nay be made 10 seem large by habits
Of expression which each can study for
herself. Long lashes will shade the
eye, and give 1t depth and beauty and
mystery. Perfectly arched brows will
do wonders In giving the eye beauty,
flna brows give delicacy. heavier
brows, character.
Wrinkles around the eyes often add
character, too, though in great num-
bees they give too much the appear
ance Of age. Massage with flesh.
building cream will help keep these
away, the motions being from the tenn
pie around under the eye, towards the
bridge Of the nose.
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The Irish standard., 1920-05-15
rSffarEyG6@B

Even the clearest and most perfect cir
cumstantial evidence is likely to be at
fault. after all. and therefore ought to be
received with great caution. Take the
case Of any pencil. sharpened by wom-
an: II you have witnesses. you will find
she did 1t with q knife; but II you take
simply the aspect of the pencil. you will
say she did It with her teeth.-Mark
Twain.
The Irish standard., 1920-05-15
Just Folks
THE ROADS OF HAPPINESS.
By EDGAR A. GUEST

THE ROADS OF HAPPINESS.
The Roads Of Happiness are not
The selfish roads Of pleasure seek
ing,
Where cheeks are flushed with haste
and hot
And none has time for kindly speak
Ing.
But they're the roads where lovers
stray,
Where wives and husbands walk To-
Gether
And children romp along tho way
Whenever It Is pleasant weather.
The Roads Of Happiness are trod
By simple folks and tenderhearted,
BY gentle folks that worship Ged
And want to live their days un-
parted.
There kindly people stop and talk,
Regardless Of the chase for money,
There, arm In arm, the grownups
And every eye you see Is sunny.
The Roads Of Happiness are lined,
Not with the friends Of royal splen-
dor,
But with the loyal friends and kind
That do the gentle deeds and ten
der,
There fame has never brought unrest
Nor glory set mems hearts to aching,
There unabandOned is lfe's best
For selfish love and money making.
The Roads of Happiness are those
That do not lead to pomp and glory,
But wind among the joys and woes
That make the humble toilers
story.
The roads that oft we used to tread
In early days when first we mated,
When hearts were light and cheeks
were red,
And days were not with burdens
freighted.
Copyright by Edgar A. Guest)
Determination reduces hard work to
nothing; procrastination makes hard
work out of nothing.
The Irish standard., 1920-05-15

Miss Agnes Ayres, a Chicago girl.
visited one Of the big city studios az a
prank more than anything else. She
accepted an Invitation to appear In q
ocene which was being staged. Later
she was made handsome offer to ap-
pear In pictures. She was studying
medicine at the time but decided to
abandon that for the movies, and TO-
day, some years later, she 10 star In
her own right
The Irish standard., 1920-05-15

/
E STRICKLAND W0LurAN ,
(copyright.)
SPECS.
A year ago you didn't need 'eml
What would you give to have your free-
dom
AZ then you had it? But an ache
Began. when you would read, to take
lts place behind your frontispiece,
And stubbornly refused to cease,
Tho doctor whom you first consulted
(From whom no help at all resulted)
Informed you, when he couldn't get
Another bone from you, ''I'll bet
This headache comes from eye-strain,
prob'ly.
You better see old Doctor Robley."
You went and squinted at card
And tried to see (tried awful hard1
The smallest letters at the bottom,
But, save your soul! you couldn't spot
'em.
Doc Robley charged you seven bones
And sent you to the specs man, Grones.
Since then you've oftentimes forgotten,
And wondered why you felt 80 rotten;
TIL you'd remember. and produce
The glasses made for reading use.
Now. though at first you couldn't beaE
'em,
You're growing reconciled to wear 'em.
You Know lei
The fountain Of perpetual
youth can never be found By q
man or woman without tooeh.
brush ~ Q guide.
Where He Was,
''Where is your oldest brother. Wil.
Her.
HE is away taking his entrance
examinations"
"Ohi He's starting to colleger'
''No. To the insane asylum"
The Irish standard., 1920-05-15
Should Hide Her Feelings.

Should Hide Her Feelings.
Kathryn-I have an invitation to
the Peachblow-Multir0x wedding re-
ception. think I'll express my re.
grets.
KItty-I know you were awfully cut
up over letting young Multirox get
away from you, but IL were you !
wouidn't say anything about regret;
tiag r
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-09-08
NASHVILLE EVIDENCE
FOB NASHVILLE PEOPLE
The Statement Of Maysville Residents
Are Surely More Reliable Than
Those of Utter Strangers.

Home testimony Is real proof
Public statements Of Maysville PEG
pie carry real weight.
What a friend or neighbor says
compels respect.
The word of one whose home Is fal
away invites your doubts.
Here's Maysville mans statement
And it's for Maysville peoples bene'
at.
Such evidence is convincing.
That's the kind Of proof that backs
Doan's Kidney Pills.
Ask your neighbor.
Henry S. Gallenstein, blacksmith
124 w. Third St., Maysville, says
my kidneys were out of order and
had pains through my back. Doan's
Kidney Pills put an entire stop to the
pains and my kidneys became we'll"
RESULTS THAT REMAIN
Over four years later. Mr.. Gallen.
stein said: 81 haven't had any need
of a kidney medicine since I last rec.
commended Doan's Kidney Pills. The
beneft they gave me has been perma.
nent."
Price Coo, at all dealers. Dan't
simply ask for a kidney remedy-get
Doans Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Gallenstein had Foster-Milburn
Co.. Mfrs, Buffalo, N. Y.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-09-08
HOT, DIZZY FEELING
Atlanta Lady's Uncomfortable and
Annoying Condition Relieved,
She Says, by Cardui.

Atlanta, Ga.-Miss Alice Frances
Young, Of % East Alexander Street,
this city, says: after entering wo-
manhood, | suffered so much with
womanly weakness. My back ached.
would have, at certain times, a hot
feeling that seemed to 60 to my head.
Even my shoulders would hurt, and 1t
made me very dizzy and uncomfort-
able. When the blood would flow to
my head--I suppose that was what 1t
was-I would faint and feel so weak.
Il couldn't do my work. | had
good position, and this was surely
annoying as well as embarrassing. I
would usually have to go home and
go to bed. | certainly suffered greatly.
II heard of Cardui, and my mother
bought it for me. 1t was the first and
only medicine that ever did me any
good for this trouble"
Dizziness, headache, sideache, back
ache, tired-out feeling and other dis
agreeable symptoms are often signs of
womanly troubles. Thousands of wo-
men who formerly suffered from these
and similar ailments have found Car
dui very valuable remedy.
Cardui is composed only of pure,
vegetable ingredients which have long
been recognized as of medicinal value
in the treatment of many diseases and
disorders peculiar to women.
Take Cardui.
Your druggist sells 1t. NC-l40
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-09-08
BIG MUSICAL COMEDY
HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT
Big Musical Show With Lots of Pretty
Girls Is Scheduled For Next
Monday Evening.

Billy Watson's musical comedy pro-
duction "Krausmeyer's Alley" which
comes to the Washington Theater on
Monday, September 18th, is said to be
most pretentious one and is describ-
ed as the musical hit" of the year
1t is considered one Of the best sing
ing organizations on the road.
The company is large and consists
of such artists as Jules Jacobs, Joe
Brennan, Richey Craig, Sweeney &
Rooney, Russell Sisters, and that
charming soubrette Doris Clare, all
strong musical comedy favorites, and
a chorus that is noted as being pretty
sprightly and most graceful singing
and dancing combination on the road
"Krausmeyer's Alley" is whole
some entertainment consisting of all
that is good, new and refreshing in
musical comedy. The dialogue is
bright and crisp and the situations are
legitimately funny without being
risque or suggestive. The music is
tuneful and the costumes handsome
and attractful. Seats now on sale.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-09-08
COLORED CITIZENS.

Mr.. and Mrs. J w. Soerroels, OF
Grand Rapids, Mich, after a pleasant
visit with Mr.. and Mrs. ]. W. Taylor
left for indianapolis, Ind, Tuesday
morning
Miss Sue Marshall Wadsworth OF
Washington, Messrs. Napoleon John
son, James R. Strawder and Taylor
Gray Lewis left for Frankfort Monday
morning to enter the State Normal
school.
Louis B. Henderson left Monday
morning to resume his studies in the
Springfield, Ohio, school.
Mrs. Robert Jackson left this morn
ing for Columbus, Ohio, where she will
join her husband, Rev. R. Jackson,
who left yesterday to attend the Ma
tional Baptist convention.
Miss Mary Huston Montjoy and Mr..
Albert Anderson, of Maysville, were
married Sunday evening at the home
70 the groom, Rev. Walter Scott per-
formed the ceremony.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-09-08

Ted Kid Lewis is to engage in his
first battle in America since he won
the English welterweight champion
ship from Johnny Basham in London a
few months ago at Philadelphia on
September Is, He will meet Young
Neil, of Allentown, Pa, for eight
rounds.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-09-08

The re-trial of the Eddins murder
case has been set down ON the calen-
dar of the September term of the Ma
son Circuit Court for Wednesday, Sep
TENDER goth, but the trial of the case
is contingent upon tn matter of
whether or not the Court of Appeals
acts on the case promptly.
The public ledger. [volume] (Maysville, Ky.) 1913-1968, 1920-09-08
WM. FARNUM AT
PASTIME THURSDAY

William Farnum comes to the Pas
time Thursday in wolves of the
Night" This is one of Farnum's great
EFT productions and no doubt will at
tract good crowds