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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

To stop falling hair at once and rid
the scalp of every particle of dandruff,
get small bottle of delightful Dan
derine" at any drug or toilet counter
for few cents, pour a little in your
hand and rub it into the scalp. After
several applications the hair usually
stops coming out and you can't find any
dandruff. Your hair will grow strong,
thick and long and appear soft, glossy
and twice as beautiful and abundant.
Try 1t l-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
Anticlimax.

She chung to him. He could feel the
subtle warmth of her burning into his
soul. Something within him stirred.
He touched her bare shoulders with
the tips of his fingers, her hot breath
in his face.
MY gosh" he said, trembling.
What would you have me do?"
She lifted her eyes to his-eyes In
which burned an inscrutible fire.
"Pick up your feet. you poor fish,
and don't step on my gown again until
the dance is over" she murmured.-
California Pelican.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
HEADACHE
Often Caused by
hcid-StonlaCl

Yes. indeed. more often than you think.
Because ACID-sTOAAcH. starring with IN
digestion. heartburn. bslching, food-Tepsat-
Ing. biozt and gas. II not checked. will even
tuaIiy affect every vital organ Of the body.
Severe. binding, splitting headaches are,
therefore, Of frequent occurrence as result
Of this upset condition
Take EAToNIc. II quickly banishss acid
stomach with It's sour biOat. pain and gas.
II aids dlgeztion-heIps the stomach get
full strength from every rnegthfgl Of food
you eat. Millions Of people are missfabie,
weak. sick and agling because OF ACID
STOMACH. POisons. created BY partly d.
gsated food charged with acid. aDsorbed
into the blood and distributed tbrous nopt
the entire system. This often causes rhsu-
matisn, biliouensas. cirrhosis OF the liver.
heart trouble, ulcers and even cancer Of
the stomach. II robs its victims Of their
health, uudsrnainss the strength Of tbs
most vigorous.
II you want 70 get back your physical
and mental strsnzth-bs full of vim and
vigof-enJoy life and be happy, you must
get rid Of your acid stomach
In EATONIc you viii find the very help
you need and It's guaranteed. 30 get q big
soc box from your druggist today. II Y
falls TO please Won. return II and be viii
rafs4
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
catarrh Cannot Be Cured

by LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease
Catarrh Is a local disease, greatly infiu-
enced by constitutional conditions. HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE will cure catarrh.
1t is taken internally and acts through
the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the
System. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is composed of some of the best tonics
known, combined with some of the best
blood purifiers. The perfect combination
of the ingredients in HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE is what produces such won
derful results in catarrhal conditions.
Druggists TIC. Testimonials free.
F. ]. Cheney & Co., Props, Toledo, Ohio.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
B0SCHEE'S SYRUP.

A cold is probably the most com
mon Of all disorders and when neglect
ed is apt TO be most dangerous. Sta
tistics show that more than three
times as many people died from In
fiuenza last year. as we're killed in
the greatest war the world has ever
known. For the last ffty-three years
Boschee's Syrup has been used for
coughs, bronchitis. colds. throat lr-
ftation and especially lung troubles.
II gives the patient a good nights
rest, free from coughing. with easy
expectoration in the morning Made
In America and used in the homes OF
thousands of families all over the
civilized world. Sold eyerywhere.--Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

Mother and the girls insist on my
wearing my oldest clothes every day
and Sunday" said Mr. Cumrox.
That's economy"
81 think it's diplomacy. If they can
keep me looking shabby they know
| won't have the nerve to show up at
any of their parties"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add OF. Bay Rum,
small box of Barbo Compound, and u
OF. of glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a
week until it becomes the desired shade.
ANY druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost. 1t will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair,
and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t will not coor the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-Adv.
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Easy TO AccnmnlIsh

Bank Cashier-You will have 10 be
identified, madam.
Lady-My friend here will IDENTIFY
me.
Cashler-But / don't know her
Lady-Oh. well, III introduce her.
st. Louis Globe-Democrat
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Cholly-Your daughter is all the
world to me.
Gotrox-Take her. with my blessing.
Cholly Ito himself)-Gee whiz! |
got that so easy l wish I had asked for
more.-Detroit News.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

1.-THE aviator you took me to see Is
a trump"
Eyes, and he's an ace. too"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
Different Times.

you don't see any editorials today
on the subject of whittier are we drift
ing"
mo; whittier are we skidding Is the
proposition now"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

"Flgures are hard things to deal
with"
"In what wayl"
Sometimes they won't lie and some
times they won't stand"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
up.to.pate Economy

Charity Collector-Have you any
particular use for your old clothes?
Surly CitiZcn-Sure. I'm wearing
them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
The Distributing Point.

"How is 1t that couple always seems
to be In a pickle"
81 suppose they get 1t from their
family Jars"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
Very Much.

as there anything in that cipher
message?" 81 am sure 1t was not sent
for naught."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

Some men have a regular Sunday
morning attack of inconsistencies when
the church bells ring.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

Money makes the automobile go. and
the automobile makes the money GO
and there you are.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

AS we grow more sensible, we refuse
irug cathartics and take instead Natures
1erb cure, Garfield Tea.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

The average man never casts his
bread upon the waters until it becomes
stale.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

Just before man succeeds in get.
ting all he wants In this world the I'M
dertaker gets busy with his person.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

Granulated Eyelids. Sites. Ipnamed Eyes
relieved over night by Roman Eye Balsam.
One trial proves its merit. Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06
Exact Copy Of Wrapper.
Oh, So Much!

Wife-You complain that 1 am al
ways asking you for money Why
don't you give me so much year and
have done with it?
Hub do give you $50 much"
That's just what l complain of.
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Proof.

"Do You know Jones?"
81 lent him tenner this morning.
/ should say do know him"
you lent him a tenner? Then
should say you don't know him"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

You may think that you are loved
by your neighbors, but don't bet on it.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

Some people put on airs while others
merely whistle them.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

When a shower Of missiles come
your way, you know your own missile
has hit home.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

Proper Medium.
Cant you dig up anything for
trumpsT
"Sure; III make It spades"
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When the world Is unable to UNDER
stand man it dubs him a crank.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

The more some men have the less
they seem to think others entitled to.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-06

Kodak Finishing; experience; quick service.
popular prices. Coates Studios. oroton, ~ 7.
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W. N. u, NEW YORK, NO. $3.50
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PATONIc
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The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1920-01-01
Pete Herman to Fight
In New Orleans Jan. Z

New Orleans, December 31.-Pete
Herman of New Orleans, bantam
weight champion, today signed arr
tictes for a 1O-rOund bcut here
January Z, with Johnny Richie of
Chicago.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1920-01-01
A. A. i. OFFICIALS
PICK ALL-AMER|CAN
ATHLETIC TEAM
|16 AH-Americans Are From
East, II From Middle
West, | Southern, 3
Pacific Coast

New York, December 31.-Following
James f. Sullivan, officers of the
Amateur Athletic union have selected
all-American Athletic teams for the
year just closing.
Secretary F. Wa Ruben, in naming
the members of the mythical combina-
lions, shows that of the all-American
team 6 are from the east, II from the
middle west three from the Pacific
coast and one from the south. Nine
have college affiliations and % ath-
letic club connections. OF the all
American college team, 10 are from
the east five from the middle west,
one from the south and one from the
Pacific coast. The personnel of the
teams follows:
All-American athletic team by
events:
Sixty-yard run, Carl Johnson, Uni
Charles w. Haddock, University of
Southern California; 220-yard run,
Henry Williams, Spokane A. A. c.: 800
yard run, Loren Murchison, New York
A. c.; 440-yard run, Frank j. Shea,
Pittsburg A. A; 600yard run, Thomas
Campbell, University of Chicago $50
yard run. Homer Baker. Glencoe A. c.,
new AOrk, lUUU-yaru run, JOnn h. Sell
lers New York A. c.; one-mile run,
Joie w. Ray. Illinois A. c., Chicago;
two mile run, Evan c. Dresser, Corr
nell university; five mile run. Charles
PEGS, Millrose A. A., New York; 10
mile run, Fred Faller. Dorchester
CMass,) A. A; cross country, John
Simmons. Syracuse university; 7O-yard
hurdles. Walter Smith, Cornell univer-
sity; 120-yard hurdles. Fred w. KEEL
ley, N. Y. A. c.: 22o-yard hurdles Rob-
ert Simpson, Illinois A. c., Chicago;
.440-yard hurdles. Floyd G. Smart, Chi
go A. A.; walking, William Plant,
Morningside A. c., New York; stand
ing broad jump, ]. c. Hoskins. Chicago
AZ A.; standing high jump, w. H. Tay-
Tor, Marietta (Ohio) Y. M. C. A.: run
ming broad jump, Sol Butler, Dubuke
college. Iowa: running high jump, John
Murphy Multnomah A. A. c., Oregon;
running hop, step and jump, Sherman
G. Landers, Chicago A. A.. pole vault.
F. n. Foss. Chicago A. A.; putting 49,
pound shot p. ]. Mcdonald, N. Y. A.
G.; throwing 56-pound weight. NJ. J.
NcGrath, n. Y. A. c.; throwing the
discus. A. w. Mueks, Chicago A. c.;
throwing 16-pound hammer, P. J.
Ryan. Laughlin lyceum. New York;
throwing the javelin, George A. Bron-
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1920-01-01
RUTH AND PUGILISM

A new ambition has fluttered into the
bosom of Babe, Ruth, the worlds cham
pion baseball slugger. The clouting star
of the Red Sox wants to be heavyweight
battler and, if a favorable report is made
on his fistic prowess, he plans to hurdle
from the diamond into the prize ring.
Ruth has the build for a fighter,
strength and crdoubted stamina and
courage. But Ruth forgets that even the
most mediocre of, fighters must spend
years in training. A man may be a natural
fistic gladiator, but it takes years TIC
polish off the crude edges and make
finished product of him. years before he
can, rank for crack at the champion
ship. ~ s.7e
No mans rise in modern times was
more Spectacular. than that of Jack Demn-
sey. Ye- it TOOK him four years to reach
the goal WILLARD battled for about the
same length of time before he became
king of the wtrriors. Fitzsimmons was a
fighter for more than 10 years before he
became heavyweight champion. Johnson
began before 1900 and didn't become the
full champion until 1910. Jeffres began
boxing lessons years before he made a
professional debut in 1897. I started taking
boxing lessons around the age of 14-and
became a champion at 26
Ruth might Iecome a. champion some
day Perhaps he is a really wonderful
fstic performer by nature But that re
mains to be seen. And even the hes
teachers can't hiring it out of him in less
than two or three years And even then
Ruth isn't sure of championship. for
! to gain the crown he first must get a
| fight with the titleholder. And that. quite
often. is as hard a job as actually whip
| ping the champion.
Just offhand I'd say that the hest thing
for Ruth to do is to stick to his preesrt
| lob as fence buster and loser of base
balls Hes a star there-a hero of heroes.
He might become likewise in the fighting
game but it's more than likely that he q
be Just mediocre at his best-a scoffed
at ridiculed performer.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1920-01-01
FULTON IN BAD

The smirk of Fred Fulton apparently
got him lin bad over in London. Freddie
grinned all through his battle with Cap
tain Ceghill. the Australian heavyweight
chamoion-an lection that disI BASED Lon
donars nightly. This is what one Of the
English sporting writer's had to say
about it:
Fulton showed what has always been
distasteful to the British ringgoer. He
wore d contemptuous grin throughout,
and reminded one very forcibly of a pic
ture of Mephistopheles. But there was no
devil in his fighting; he was too lethargic
for that When Coghill returned to his
corner after tive second round it could
be seen Ehe exhausted himself And as he
had not regained his strength during the
interval Fulton did not have much to
knock out in the third round
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1920-01-01
PIRATES SLATED
FOR SHAKING Up
BY PILOT GIBSON
New Manager Declares That
Drefuss' Machine Is the
Fastest in Major
Leagues

Atlanta, Ga, December 31.-(Special.)-
George Gibson, new manager of the
Pittsburgh Pirates for the 1920 season, is
going to make lot of changes in the
style OF play that Dreyfuss machine has
been following for the past few years,
and one of the first to receive his con-
sideration will be that of base stealing.
Gibson says the Pirates have the fast
est outfield in the major league and that
he intends to arrange his batting order to
cradle these fleet-footed individuals to
accomplish even more than they did in
1919 when the Pirates led the National
league in the stolen base column.
With such speed, Gibson believes the
Pilate should score more runs than the
ordinary club. He says Max Carey is
the greatest base stealer in the business
rot even barring Ty Cobb, While Whitfield,
Southworth, Bgbee and Nicholson are
all speed merchants of the pronounced
type.
''All these need is a system that will
enable them to use their great speel at
the psychological time, and I am going to
work on the proposition as soon as we
hit training camp said the new man
ager.
Gibson is one of the baseball men who
believes base stealing has been sadly
neglected in recent years. He says man.
ayers have not placed enough Importance
il the art of pilfering bases, with the re-
suit that only a few players have made
regulations for themselves in this depart
ment.
A code of signals will be worked out
to help the Pirate speeders to know when
to 60 Gibson believes these fast men
should force opposition catchers to peg
to the bases, because there is always a
good chance of beating the throw which
has to be almost exact to catch the run
ner.
Il happen to- know something about
what a catcher has to do in order to get
the ball there. l know that catchers do
rot always throw accurately and they are
quite likely to become a trifle nervous
when they figure man is going to take
a chance and force them TO peg he said.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1920-01-01

year of his presidential administration,
called together the coaches of Har-
ward, Princeton and Yale and set in
motion proceedings which ultimately
resulted in making football one of the
cleanest and safest sports in America.
He declared football was not merely
a game, but was an American institu-
ton. 1t teaches more than any other
sport and is great training school
for American manhood, since il makes
for physical fitness, besides teaching
the value of team work.
The International Sporting club of
Monte Carlo is making arrangements
to revive the motorboat and seaplane
contests which were last held there in
1914 1t is proposed to have the re-
vival take place next April and sea-
plane race from Monte Carlo to Tunis
and return is to be one of the features
of a varied four weeks programme
Adyjces from Great Britain say that
Field Marshal Earl Haig. chairman of
the Nottingham polo committee, will
call meeting shortly to discuss the
preliminary arrangements for the de-
tense in 1921 of the American Cup,
which is now held in England. On the
suggestion of the birmingham club, the
American Polo association has agreed
that there shall be no contest for the
cup before 1921
Norman E. Brookes stated in re-
cent Interview given after his return
to Australia that tennis in the United
States was booming and that the play
was far superior to tennis in England
The superiority he thought. was due
! to the public schools participation IN
| the game in the United States. and he
| added that while in England, he was
| unsuccessful in efforts to induce the
English public school authorities &c
| introduce the game into the public
| schools.
! The Australians superiority over the
| Americans in doubles he attributed to
closed study of the game by the Tor
| mer and better tactics. But in singles
| the case was different, owing to thu
large population of the United States
| from which to draw first-class players
Speaking of the Davis Cup he though
that Australia would retain it in tn
| coming matches with England. begin
| ming January 6, but if so the Amer
leans would send down one OF then
hest teams in 1920 in order to win I I
! Rrookes said that he expected to pia,
in the Forthcoming Davis Cup matches
provided he was in good health ana II
! good form.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1920-01-01
Jones May'Coach Yale's
Football Team Next Year
BY Associated Press

New Haven. Conn, December SET
A. D. Jones. former coach, probably will
come to Yale as football coach next
fall, according to an announcement by
Prof C. w. Mendall, chairman OF the
board of control of the Athletic assoc
citation at the university today.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1920-01-01

FOOTBALL WAS MOST
POPULAR SPORT IN
AMERICA IN 1878
Action Making Game Safer
Was First Taken by
Colonel Roosevelt
Gossip

New York, December 31-During a
banquet at Swarthmore college recent
~ BIZ Roper, Princeton's football
coach, IN an address, attributed the un-
usual popularity this year of football
10 the TACT that it is the most inter-
esting sport in America The recently
modified rules, he said. were RESPONSE
Die for the unusually large attendance
at all college games.
MI Roper credited the first action
toward making the game safer to
colonel Roosevelt, who, during the first
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1920-01-01

der, Jr., n. Y. A. c.; pentathln, Rob-
ert Legendre. Georgetown university;
all-around, S. Harrison Thompson.
Princeton university st eepleclase, M.
A. Devaney. Millrose A. A.,-Nef York.
All-American college team 100
yard run. Charles w. Paddock Uni
versity OF Southern Californh go
yard run, w. Greed Raymond, Iniver-
sity of Pennsylvania; 440ya1 run,
E. C. Curtis, University of Chicago
SS0-yard run, Kurt A. Mayer, Fornell
university; one-mile run, DAis F,
OConnell Harvard universityN two
mile run, Ivan c. Dresser, CornNl uni
versity: cross country, John Sftmons
Syracuse suniversity:, 12o-yard Hurdles
walker Smith. Cornell .universitt 22o-
yard hurdles, Carl Johnson, UNIVERSITY
of Michigan; running high jumplR. w
Bandon Yale university rtnnins
broad jump, Sol Butler Dubuqf col
lege, Iowa; pole vault, f. A. Myers
Dartmouth college; putting 16bounc
shot, W. Fl. Allen, University of Maine
throwing 16-pound hammer, ii
Weld, Dartmouth college; throwing the
discus. f. Gillian. University ofNotrt
Dame: throwing the javelin, IN M
Angler University of Chicago; Winta'
thlon. Robert Legendre, Georseowr
university.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1920-01-01

players lost little weight with
out sacrifice of condition in trnip-
ing here, while the Oregon men
gained little flesh, this tending
to egualize the weights of the
opponents.
Harvard stock took jump to-
day when the weather turned
cooler and became more like that
the fasteners have been accus-
toned to. The prediction for to-
morrow il fair and cooler.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1920-01-01
McGoorty Quit Because He
Was Bea Up By Carpenter
Eddie Mussed Up Ole of Georges Pals and Was In Turn
Beat Up Him$lf-Fultons Grin Dstasteful.
Ruth No Boxer
' JAMES J. CORBETT

One of the reported reasons for Eddie
McGoorty's sudden resignatioI from the
Georges Carpenter camp While the
Frenchrnan was training fol the go
with zoe Beckett. is this:
"McGoorty quie because CarIntier beat
him up in retaliation for whipping a PAL
of Carpenter
The yarn in detail, is this. !,
Among tCarpentiers sparrit partners
was a big French heavyweight, some
thing Ut novice, but fellow Eho served
CARPENTER very nicely as huihn punch
ing bag. McGoorty was boxing with that
fellow one day when the FREEDMAN accl-
dentally hit Eddie a rather stiging wal
lop. McGoorty went into rag and tore
after the F'renchman like aIIinfuraled
tiger.
"At this point Carpenter dtered the
gymnasium. saw how things tere going
and ordered MCGoorty to let up. Eddie
paid no attention. SO CarpAtier tore
the fighters apart, pushed lis French
friend into corner and then, turning to
the American, said:
That fellow is no match "a you NC
Goorty. He's jus, beginner. IfEou really
want some hard work, I'll bit on the
gloves with you and you can 81 the limit
with me-
"McGoorty who only a Short TING be-
fore had gone X rounds wifi Beckett
before being defeated, accepted Carpen-
tiers def. After three minutesPf wnirl-
wind milling with Carpenter during
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1920-01-01
MORAN AND FULTON
TO, MEET JANUARY II

Newark. NJ. J.. December 3l.-
Frank. Moran Of Pitt.burs and Fred
Fulton. will meet in nm eight round
bout at the First Regiment. armory
here january IL. It was announced
today. The hout Will be Moran's
sixth In y series ef .Ncomehack~ con-
tertu. In which he has knocked out
four u his five opponents.
The Birmingham age-herald. [volume] (Birmingham, Ala.) 1902-1950, 1920-01-01
Andrew Miller. Sportsman, Dead
BY Associated Press

New York, December Sl,--Ahore"
Miller. one of the owners OF Lfe
and among the foremost American
sportsmen, died of heart disease at MS
home here today.