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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28
THE INTER-CHURCH MOVEMENT

Monday senator
Kenyon Smith and Dr. Earl WHEY launched movement among
result OF
destruction established
and women "her
their minds
organized
a enlightened progress
churches has been and may continue
relations Divinity
by all from the same
essential to the development OF civilized
to everything
depend the general acceptance
by the lowy NazarenS
they seemed TO
justice In that
been before
determination to 20 out into the world and "
example Of Christian life to "
ion. preaching and
movement that has for It's ultimate pur
tsc< an
In tho
men problem that faces
hopefully from the revival Of activity
realization Of civic responsibilities
b.a.r spir
The o all and women
~ 1n,.u,..ne.- has no
.+ IN tn .po Of
contribution. Every n
M to our Intelligent
adhered
OF the Garth
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28
Our Daily Story
SP1IN6.

Miss Saratoga Clippers smile broad
ened into grin and deepened into a
chuckle.
That's the third man that delIber-
ately turned around TO look at me In
two blocks!" she Uttered. "Oh I guess
my girlish beauty is not all gone yet.
Essence Of Spring! Birds and grass |!
Honeysuckles and nightingales!"
1t really was perfect Spring day,
and the sun was shining busily and the
little clouds were chasing each other
sportively, and all the little children
had growing pains.
Two more men turned and stared af-
ter Miss Clipper.
Men are so silly, bless their hearts"
she thought spryly. "Ah we'll. girls
girl for all that as Omar Khayam
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28

A telegram from Birmingham. Ala.
states that tho Newspaper publishers "t
that city natly refused to grant the re-
quest Of the Retail Clothiers' Associ.
alton that news Of the overall move
ment throughout the South DO suppress
ed. on tho ground that 1t was damaging
tho retail clothing business. So far as
tho Inteiigencer knows, the retail
clc :hiers Of Birmingham arc the only
ones in the county who have made such
. request. and tho refusal to grant II
on the part Of the newspapers is
altogether proper.
Any movement tending towards econ
omY: to the reduction Of expenses, and
to the limiting Of consumption, Is a pub
lie spirited movement which deserves
encouragement. not only OF the news.
papers. but Of every public spirited citi-
ZEN. There are some things In this
Worl0 above Temporary pront. Under
present conditions this country is run.
ming wild In extravaganza, heading
surely towards . disastrous financial
catastrophe Tho only possible proven.
tativS u ths speed up Of production and
the reduetion OF consumption. harder
work and less waste. The overall
movement - distinct step in the right
direction It may be fantastic. and il
may not produce anything like the re-
suits that are hoped for, but 1t Is q sign
that . great many people Arc beginning
to realize the true cure for existing con.
dtttonA
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28
A -0sT COMPLAINT

Tho Swiss arc hooking upon the rapid
accumulation Of foreigners on their sol
With increasing disfavor. As many o:
these immigrants have to work for thetl
living, Swiss citizens consider them un'
fair competitors In their labor market
In the larger cities this market Is nov
flooded with foreigners. That the Swis
are not pleased with this development
is easily understood. especially in times
when the self-eonsciousness Of nation:
- greatly intensified.
In spite Of All this. the SWiss would
probably have continued the unwelcomt
infiux of foreigners. II great part OF
these newcomers. instead OF quietly At.
tending to their business. had not pre-
ferred to NEEDLE in politics. even Of ar
internal character. Tho Swiss have
always been proud and jealous Of thei,
democracy and Independence. They
naturally do not like II that these
guests NEEDLE In matters which are
none Of their business. But these i'm.
migrants have absorbed revolutionary
idSas ana have many faults to md even
with the liberal institutions Of the
Swiss confederacy. As a consequence
o strong movement has set in amonf
Swiss citizens 20 restrict the economi
al and political influence Of the alien.
4 constitutional amendment has beer
proposed forbidding foreigners to en-
gage in political activity Of any kind
This would not only apply to Swiss
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28
STATE HOUSE

CHARLESTON, W. Va. April 81
Charters have been issued hy the secre-
tary OF state to the following new
| companies:
Moundsville Land Company, Mounds
vile: $4,000; Z. D. Adams, E. X. Day
c. y. Carothers. Alex Bolton and A. c,
Swift. Wheeling.
Zenith Aviation Company. Lamberton:
| airplanes and flying machines: $4,000;
III. L. Lambert. Ellenboro; R u. l.. Fry
risvtle: w. L. c. smith, Ellenboro;
! Gordon p Taught. Pennsboro.
Settled Production Company. Clarks-
Purgi oil and gas 100000; operations operation:
HaTr' S"KtG CIEunty g. Talbott G B
Robertson, Louis A. Carr, Clarksburg.
Manhasset Coal Company. Charleston;
| operations in kanawha field. $!0,0oO;
George II. Pcndleton. Morgan G: Milne
Arthur b. Hodges, A. c. Collins T.
Fettcr Furniture Company. Hunting
ton: wholesale and retail; $4,000; Harry
Brownstein, Joseph Fetter' w. Rosen'
Jake Brownstein. l. Kraft. Huntington.
Winner Gas Stove Company. Hunting,
ton: manufacturing and selling gas ana
electric supplies; $4,000; Fl; G. Daniels
]. Il. Masterson. Dwight Sullivan, D. G.
Hughes. Alec Daniels. Huntington.
Rainelle Oil company, New Martins
VILE; operations in Wetzel county. $lVo.-
j. N, u, u.
burg; w. H. Miller, Josephine F1tzWater'
{. II. Fitzwatcr, New MartinsVille.
Securities Investment company,
Charleston: oil and gas Investments;
5000. 900; G.. 0. Chiffon. ]. E Chilton. n.
$. Clark, Phil c. Jacks and r - Knoll
Jr. A.
Notary commissions issued BY the
secretary Of state were to the FOLLOW
ing: \. NJ. Douglas. Cairo; Cabell NJ.
Payne, Bluefeld; George W. Zee Fol-
Sxufa
Awards made by the state compensa-
ton commissioner were to the follow
ing: ., .o
weeks At S.; broken n,I Ies, .. v.c.. a.,
s12: burned fingers.
John Stephenson, Rentree: 20 weeks
at $12; lost vision OF left eye,
Mrs. Jennie May Fauver and children
$40 monthly; HUSBAND 1Sfnr W wa Nm
Work Of grading the examination pa
pers Of applicants for teachers certih-
Gates taking, the first uniform cxamina.
ton. has been just about half completed
be completed some time next week. the
board believes.
R. I. Roudebush. state supervisor Of
rural schools. has returned to the state
house after a visit to Gf th G.alA in
northern West Virginia. comforting with
school boards.
f. e. Knight. assistant state super
visor of high schools, returned from
tour Of high schools in the state.
DR.. Charles A, Sinsel and Jed Robin
son. OF Grafton. were. visitors at the
capitol here. bringing the records in the
million dollar road bond issue recently
voted upon by Taylor county. TO the
office OF the attorney general for his
approval.
Hearing was continued by the public
service commission in the application
of the Gassaway Development Company
for higher water rates. The case was
argued and submitted. The statistician
of the commission. H. c. Nease. will be
called upon To make report upon the
accounts Of tho company.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28
WHEELING AND THE STRIKE

rh. attention Of certain critics anu
|,ult-hnders Is respectfully called 10
the fact that the Wheeling distr1ct naS
h.en relatively frecr from Disturbances
,na from interruption Of traffic curing
m. recent unauthorized railroad strKe
than tvo-thir6s. II not al. OF tho AZ"
nortant industrial communities between
C-hieaxo and Now York The shflAe
.tnrted In Chicago and Chicago Was soon
naraly,ed. Toledo and Cleveland 1oi-
,ov~d thereafter. Tho strike has been
mad nj most places for nearly week.
ara vat Columbus II Still t3ed up with
M .hipments By freight leaving thai
rity. New Castle, Youngstown ana
Pattsburgh azs al stin IN crippled
condition. while the operating FORCES OF
IN. railroads In Wheeling arc praet1cal-
~ intact. So Tar - this community II
concerned . strike does not exist e1-
os,A for The disability caused BY the
f.tIure of men at other points to handle
c.,n WheslinS workers generally
.n,ek BY their posts, and few OF them
left at any time Those few soon re-
turned when . clearer understAndlnS OK
the situation was obtained.
For many years. in certain employing
circles. wheeling has had an undeserved
reputation - . hotbed Of radicalhm-
The Intslhssncer has never held to thai
v,sv. Trades unionism has ossa STRONG
in thts valley. but lmset invartaolJ'
the trades unions In this section. have
carried out their contracts and have
complied with all Just and fair regula-
tons In their relations With their en-
plo,srA Tia recent strike wa not
strike Of the trades untcnA II was
strike Of radical elements that sought
to Destroy the unions, . revolt aSain
their own leaders by men who were
either ambitious Themselves, or who did
not wish to submit themselves to any
kind of restraint The working u,ee Of
Wheeling and vicinity ara not OF that
type. It cannot be said truthfully OF
them that violate contracts. or tn;
their purposes are solely destructive
and the situation in the railroad strike
Is a nno evidence Of their loyalty to uhe
higher ideals Of union organization
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ipotentiaries: The plenipotentaries are
authorized TO sign the armisttce.
(Signed) Tho Chancellor Of the Ero.
. pire."
Three ciphercd figures at the end of
the message proved its authenticity.
More than twelve hours of deliberation
and debate over the harsh" terms
followed Foch granted some conces-
sions and refused the others.
Subsequently the wcaricd French,
English and German appended their Gig
natures TO tho document. and. by pre-
arrangements six hours after the sign
ing or IL a. m. OF the morning OF the
nth. operations ceased along the fronts
Four years of warfare which had cos;
moro than 5000 lives was at an end.
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affairs. but would cover Vaccination.
directed against other states. Accord.
ins to another amendment. citizens OF
foreign birth arc granted the right 10
vote, but denie6 tho privilege Of holding
Office themselves. This move, they
say, Is not directed against socialism
but against the new citizens who fore,
their way into public offices, and admin.
lister them a. impudently as the
Austrian lords Of old. Switzerland for
over six hundred years has maintained
heF neutrality and during tho late wal
scrupulously adhered to her ancient pol,
tect herself against intrigues on her
own soil
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28
TO ATTEND CONVENTION

Mayor Thomas F. Thoner has APP
pointed Robert Reister. city sealer Of
weights and measures to attend the
National Weight conference At Wash.
conferepce 10 called by s. W. Stratton,
director Of the bureau Of standards,
who will be president OF the meeting.
G. g. Stewart Of AorGantoWn. state
Inspector Of weights and measures. will
be the states representative. Tho
council will take mp the Standardization
Of weights throughout the country.
The county will pay half OF the city
representatives expense, the remain.
der to be paid By tia city.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28
R|PPL|NC RHYMES
INTERRUPTIONS.
BY WALT MASON.

have a hundred tasks in mind.
a hundred useful chores: have tho
cight-day clock to wind. the cat TO
chase outdoors. I'm planting rhu-
barb. that our pics you'll praise in
glowing terms: and soon I'll have to
swat the flies. and boil uncounted
germs. And so ii makes me tired
and sad when some one takes my
time. TO boost some patent liver pad
that retails for a dime. Oh, when
the agent comes along (you know
how It's yourselvesD and spriTgs
his old accustomed song concerning
six-foot shelves. and when see him
from his grip his large prospectus
draw, the cup of sorrow then ] sip
there ought to be law. For have
many things to do: l have to 1X my
Tyre. and patch up the defective fiuc
that spoils the kitchen fire. l have
TO prime the cistcrn pump, and make
the mower run; however briskly I
may hump, | never will get done.
And so il makes me tired and sick
when am asked to pause. and lis
ten to some windy hick-thcre ought
TO be nine laws.
Copyright by George Matthew Adams
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28
MURDERER WILL
S00|VPAY PENALTY
FOR WANTON CRIME

Hugh Bragg. legless murderer. Will
pay the penalty for having shot and
killed Sheriff Morton OF Webster coun-
ty on next Friday afternoon at $50
o'clock when he will be taken from the
death cell where no Is at present con-
fined and hanged in the Moundsville
state prison.
1t is stated that owing to the fact
that Bragg has two artificial feet, Sher-
III Webster, who had arrested him on a
charge Of forgery, overlooked the usual
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28
ALI,CORN CARPET BROOMS


said. RipplinE brooks and daftodils!
Grassnoppers and cupid's bows
Just tncn an unpleasant looking wo'
man spoke to her.
"If you'll excuse me. dcar-yo4r rec
petticoat liz showing a little. People
seem to be looking
.Double darn!" thought Miss Clipper
bitterly. "Oh, gobs OF gloom and old
ladies' homes! Pains in the back and
premature wrinkles.
An optimistic woodpetker PICKED al
a telegraph pole. and little BLADE OF
grass thrust itself between two orlcks
and looked impuGently around.
Recommendations Copia." tale
Of a maid who was too darned particu.
lar. 4 lesson to ell girls. Don't
miss it,
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precautions and did not hansesR

precautions and did not han1HN3 th1s
prisoner. ..- 80 - ssslEs -
Bragg took advantage Of thu ~;
after he had been placed under aStoe9,
and shot the Officer dead.
The man was on the eve Of o1ec1t'
ton not long since and was repetoNN
by Governor Cornwell in order thai. NJ:
Attorney might investigate nav lvfs7
dence. He has professed religion - 81
A number Of pasSeE have bsan i6euo4s
for the execution to police departments
physicians and newspaper mon. ~
1t IS stated that the hanging Will n =
sent pathetic phases owing to the 3Nu1s
that Bragg lost his legs below t.
knees Eorne years AEo In railroad -!
cident.. --
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28
DRUG CLERKS TO 1UET

A meeting Of Drug CLERKS local No.
24S Of this city will he held this even
ing IN the room In. the Mutual Bank
building. on Market street. A number
OF very important matters will be taken
up. Tho presence Of all members 10 re-
ouested.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28

January. according to Roman eo6A0,
ing-And ours--is the first mouth Of Tie
year. The name IL derived from Iea1l.
= primitive lthlic solar. divinity. HS
had two faces and was the doofke1p11.
Of heaven "a
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28

II there 10 anyway by which the
power Of the U. s. government can b
invoked to correct the iniquity Of 80
cent sugar. II should be done without a
days delay.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28

The candidacy Of Hon. W. B. Taylor
Of Brooke county for the Republican
nomination for congress Is making a
rapid Roadway. Mr.. Taylor Ia a viEor:
Gus campaisner.. q nne public speaker
He will make q Congressman. Of whom
the citizens Of the trst West Virginia
district. will have good reason to teol
proud.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28

The confident" candidate Is fairly
cluttering up our streets thees days.
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We may repeal excess profit taxes but
first repeal exccss profits
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-04-28
STERIFOAM

A disinfectant, deodorant
and cleaner for closet bowls.
A Csc package and a Csc
Brush, the TWO Wednesday
for zoe
The daily Alaskan., 1920-08-28
HIGHEST PRAISE

-as E~-!-r in a recent edition, -is.s Us a s-mp,s of what We arc getting il the way of results c-an tho Delegate to COngr,G*. Per laos tho news item did not in t.-- the obvious coustruction which would be placed on the incident r..arleI. <
 When Crt=sty could not se- cure from Congress tho road ap- rro2Hador, for this year, he rush ed For General Richardson, and th.i- combined influence had no e.s~ot Upon t1o House to which 1t-. G-igs5y is 2 Delegate for Asst:a. It is not surprising that Tie v}t "wo>Gar what I've donenow Iooa came over his faco when he was about to receire the highest prai~e" c7- what he did NOT do.
 E'ss t-o aid of Governor Riggb was uaab,a t9 ure anything bet 'ar than }l5ao00 from the House But iE tAe senate, (caa it be be cause h. i* not known therer original 1-u-o. Which in confer 'ace with the Houts leaders wa the appropriation WIS raised to the
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EDITORIAL
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COX AND TAHRaNY

CGs e t@s r..ags which is certain Go bulk I--s.- a5 e-ecuoD day ap- breaches. is tho alliance of Cox vt.a Ta=a@y and Brennan. These rw. l-u.- ue.o2s to the cities of New York a2l Chicago. They are Q: t.a Sane c!aLs, Jalorg ia the s-a, c@@,os"e and work for rhe sar.. ,-as. .-.@maay is known the .,v-.-v ore-. Gr2@a@'s machine in casa=a i:a -.7,iea in miniature o
 -a.-s l. .o question but tha ,.a-. two o--a-izauons put Cox in ta. -a--s-e r Nv York City and c...r-r. could c.ay,: Cox would r.o.aa,y ls elected. But no: ali, New Ng-s.-s ltss iaN. '. Cit ..E r.- al. yse res, of America
 i.. ]. C.:s.ao. And the corrup- .... .. -@=.@9ay will more than sg-at .-.---@c. t.e fame Of the ,s@o o. Coo.-vel, which was ua-s use e il the hope that some w5@,l D. .a-.d into voting for a ra~. a~- 40; for principle,
 F Ca@ a-t Roosevelt. can keep ,.ir had a5ess owa.e- with the v-.-,-- w-t.a have ben attached ra ..u la.~ down it will be the s~a-~ct os t.is p-essat generation. A rots for Cox i* vote for ra1-maa- rule turnout tho nation.
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GRIP, IHFLUEHZA
HamIIn's Wizard OH a ReElakIes
 AntIsepElc Preventive
E IEE.8 2

During influenza epidemics spsay the nose and throat several times a day with one part Wizard Oil and two parts water, using an atomizer. If you haven't an atomizer, gsrgle the throat and snuff the mixture up the nose. ThiS treatment sets up an antiseptis EsI of defense against "Flu" germs.
 Chest colds 2rE Sore throat lead 10 grip Stop them Rt once with Wizard O1 before they can develop into dangerous influenza
 Get 1t from druggists for soc. If not 6adsaed, return the bottle and get yotf money back. N
 Ever eonstfpsted or have sick head Rche7s lust tFy' Wizard Liver Whips, pleasant little pink pills, 30c at drug GistS, Guaranteed.
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VitamineS

Scientists are not in accord on many theories about tho rather elusive vitamines. but rh"y all agree as 10 the importance of these substances. Men of science all over the world are maE- ing vitumine studies. One chemist has just announced that. so far as its yitamIne content is concerned ounce for ounce orange juice is more valua- ble food than milk. Other scientists are making tests 10 find out whether the Important substances are cooked out of existence In the highly-heated, commercially-canned foods, while Oth- CTS are trying desperately to Isolate one little vitamine so that they can tel! lle world exactly what It looks
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RE.P5 IHt 0tD F0LHS

A Helping Hand EXt5Lded to Many
 Old People in S!l2gway
 Most old people have q bad back
 The kidneys are often weak.
 Or worn out with years of work.
 Backache means days of misery,
 Urinary troubles, nights of unrest
 DoaL's Kidney Pills have helped to make life easter for many.
 They gre doing So for old and young.
 Read the following enforcement.
 James Burke, retired contractor, COG N. Virginia St. Reno, NevJ; says: My Dack was lame and ny kidneys were weak year ago. wher T tried to get uD from a chair q terrific pain struck me in the small cf my back and had to braca ny hands on the arms of the chair in order 10 raise up l goot up several times ct night l. pass the kidney secrsions, which were highhly colored and burned In passage. 1 heard about Doan's'kid- ney Pills and one boA from Jul oIo2s SnIG s.JeABFs puB UoE cured my back and made it sound and well. My kidneys actedlihe clOckwOrk.'
 Price COG, at all dealers. Don't simply ask for Q kidney remedy - get Doau's Kideny Pills - the sane that MT. Burke had, FoSt- ar. MLlburn Co; Mfgrs, Buffalo N.
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reduced to SS5O,OOO.

reduced to S350,O00.
 Now its obvious that our dele gate has very little influence in Congress and its even moro obvious that what AlaLika needs is the right kica of a representative at Wash ingtou. The calOer has deteriorated very markedly during the Demo cratic regime, and its high time ttat Alaska gets representation, which comes up to tae high average of capable men who are manning the lines on this ncr;herD frontier.
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POSITIVELY CRUEL.

"I don't know of any man who lls- tens to a hard luck story with d more sympathetic air than MT. Wad- leigh"
 Then he has a kind heart?'
 "No. It's as hard as adamant. He enjoys the discontinue of the poor wretch who Is bruSQuely refused aims just when he Is hatterjng himself that be never did a better piece of acting in all his career as a panhandler."- Birmingham Age-Uerald.
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SsekinG Help.

"I didn't quite understand your TO- cent speech remarked the admIrjrg constituent
 I'm right sorry about that" re piled Senator $or-h1,J. cOu'idrntially. T though, ma2.r yuu could explain it % ne"
The daily Alaskan., 1920-08-28
In pouht.

"Fnr a chap just engaged to such a lovely girl you seem a bit gloomy. ..
 "Wrn. I'm worried. You know JcS- sica Is su enthusiast always. Once tt wuS for horses. once for dogs. once prize poultry. once Augora cats. Now am I a regular Swrr,hearJ or iS she lust taking up auurher animal fad"
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Tastes Differ.

Mir. Sankey-You don't like toma- toes, won't eat them and are thus de- priying yourself of much in life. If l were you I'd learn To eat them.
 Mrs. Sankey-But you don't like rhubarb, John.
 "Oh, well. but that's not fit to eat" London Answers.
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Ethei Could Advise,

EIlu-Jack'S been nuIling on me for six months. Don't you think it's time ne propnScd:
 Ethel-Oh, no; ir was nearly year before he proposed 10 me.-LOndon Answers.
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The =rs Resort

"Therr'S orr th.ns lrrr. If this huSI- ness venture of min. .a.lS know what shall have to try uoNt.'
 What's that:"
 "I shall have iu hr2|u writing plays for the moviu. picture people"
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One on the Editor.

Frc>h-I Erow wn"n about this joke game rhan the rd-u~ loeS.
 Suph-That'S possible
 Frp>h-Surp: he thought the stuff l submitted was urigiuaL-St0nIOrd Chaparral.
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A Ch7nued Man.

"Our caudidate is getting fond of public speaking."
 I'll say So. A while back We could hardly coax hfm To stand up, and now t'S practically impossible to induce him to sit down. "-,Iudge
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Had to Obey the Law.

"why did you let him get away from you?" thundered the chief.
 "He-er-toOi a mean advantage of me" replied the green detective. He ran across the grass in the park, and"
 "Why didn't you follow?"
 Well, there was a notice there, Keep or the grass r"-Stray Stories.
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Ou.er Eact

There Is a very paradoxical sort of pleasure in spredin-.'
 "HOw do you make that out? -"It is chiefly the sud dogs who go On inv rides"
The daily Alaskan., 1920-08-28
CUTTING UP.

Freight Aud.tor-were you h on tt when our directors cut the melon? Cashler-No. But I cut some fig ure when they cut the payroll.
The daily Alaskan., 1920-08-28
NareEElrY

Don't get the notion ra your head
 That you pan be l shtrk. The world won; give y"G meat and bread Unless you give q, work.