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Evening journal., 1920-04-21

you'll say. 81 wonder II there are
any good musical shows on Broad
way Ike there used 10 be forty years
og02 Wonder what this hero 'Zieg-
field Frolic' Is like. That's about my
speed. Me for the cabareis and the
bright white lights lust as soon as
get ont Of here"
So you'll get back that deep bass
voice Of the key Of lower G., Your
eyesight n everything, Grandpa.
Noul discard the cane, The readine
spcciaclcs, the square-tocd shoes and
ilaInol chest warmer, You'll call for
your safety and shave on the long
chin fringe and blossom forth young
and snappy.
When Grandma secs you she Won't
know you. lou'll be Ike a 2-year-0ld
and she'll be awfully sad until YOU
send her 10 Milford and have the doc
tor chase a nanny goat for her.
Dr. McAlpin Is now staying at the
Hotel McAlpin. Grandpa he says that
Tottenburg goats are absolutely es-
sential No other kind VIII do. as
I TOttenburgs are the only kind that
have a single pr0toplasm similar "a
those Of the human body. only billy
goat OF 2is or months old can be
used FOR men, and nanny goals over
Z % months old for women. Monkeys
cannot be used, as they are prone 10
all the diseases Of men.
II the diagnosis Of President VIII
son issued by Dr. Grayson Is correct
and he still Is ~, said Dr. Brinkley
yesterday. Il would guarantee 90. cure
! him In thirty-siX hours
Evening journal., 1920-04-21

appeared AZ late hour last night
they were still missing
Dr. Brnklcy is man for you.
Grandpa He'll take you out to Mil
ford. Kan. when ho finishes lccturing
before a New York medical society
on next Wednesday.
When YOU gel 10 Milford he'll take
you 10 his san iarium. Grandpa. Then
he'll 20 out and catch a TOltrnburg
goat. Then he'll take YOU by one arm
and the goat by one horn and lead
YOU both into the hospital. Here
there are two operating rooms, side
by side. Dr. Brinkley Will place the
scat on the surgical table In one room
and you on the marble-iOpp slab
in the other.
Just think OF how you'll look. Nat
on your back, Grandpa, with your
white whiskcrs extending down over
the sheet, and the Swiss tin can cater
Ia the next room fiat on his back and
his white whiskers floating down
over his sheet
But there the resemblance ends.
Grandpa You are weak. The goat
is fllled with vim and vigOr Dr.
Brinckley's Job is 10 change all that.
he will wield a flashing knife. TIL IA.
as Billy's restless soul goes Winging
/ It's hleating way into the Great Be
yond, the doctor viii perform a sim
/ pie operation. \ second later he Will
/ come tearing into the room where
you lie. holding IN his hand The inter
| slitial gland Of the goat. Here you
have already been put under an
| anaesthetic. but Dr. Brinkley has "a
rush, or the goat gland VIII grow
cold. Then It would be all on,
/ Grandpai
But the goat gland does not grow
] cold. Grandpa. The doctor performs a
quick operation upon YOU. Into an
= inclsion hc slips the gland OF The
goat Then he sews up the wound
and sets you away like so many per-
sons are doing now with yeasted crap,
i Juice. To- develop the kick.
/ IN wine 10 takes about 36 hours "a
/ develop the kick. Grandpa. So Il vii
I be with YOU. AZ the end OF that per.
I iOd you will commence TO sit up and
D.. take notice. At first you will be filled
with appreciation toward the doctor
Then your thoughts viii turn 10 Other
/ things-
~ think I'll get married again.
Evening journal., 1920-04-21
See What 1t Does

Present the coupon for a To-Day Tube.
Use like any tooth paste. Note how clean
the teeth feel after using. Mark the absence
of the Shiny film. See how teeth whiten
as the fixed film disappears.
Watch the results and read the reason
for them. Compare this new method with
the old, Then adopt for yourself and have
your children adopt the method which seems
best This is of lifetime importance to you.
Cut out the coupon so you won't forget.
Evening journal., 1920-04-21
Based on Pepsin

Pepsodent is based on pepsin, the diges-
tant of albumin. The film is albuminous
matter. The object of Pepsodent is to dis
solve it, then to constantly combat it.
Pepsin long seemed impossible. 1t must
be activated, and the usual agent is an
acid harmful to the teeth Dental science
has now discovered harmless activating
method. And now everyone can fight the
film with active pepsin constantly.
Evening journal., 1920-04-21

The noise OF battle In chas.. Big.
neice monsr ! dogs with touches Of
ihc hound IN them are used by ihc
hunters
THE pcccarios have short wind and
llrr rLnu AZ a snort ulsluurt ~Ill
.pm io bay aga.nsl a bank or big
ruck and they hight lO the last ditcn
with the utmost rcrkl ssncs4
pterary has short. Thin legs and
hOOf that is as delicate as "a dccfl
Evening journal., 1920-04-21
That Film on Teeth
Can Now Be Ended in This Way

You can feel on your teeth Shiny film,
ever-present ever-forming. That film is the
great tooth wrecker. Dental science now
traces nearly all tooth troubles to it.
The film clings to the teeth, gets between
the teeth, enters crevices and stays. The
tooth brush does not end it. The ordinary
dentifrice does not dissolve it. So millions
find that teeth discolor and decay despite
the daily brushing.
Evening journal., 1920-04-21

0f nyc or six viii ev a attack men
on horseback. slashing Wlih lc
tusks al ihr horses legs and iuip-
ing at ihc mems feet In the STIR
rups.
The pcccary's chief character site
j. D. s use nf his Two rows ~ nlc
"l'. o'h The minute be be-
comes excited, hc b gins io chat t
% i,, satagcly " no hp grcaii.i
lrdiy; me click and clatirr from
o Boa f-dntcn pizs sounds high above
Evening journal., 1920-04-21

This neccsry. and although not nearly
as larg he is more pugnac.ous and
vicious Than the European Wild hog
In fact. when you 40 hunting .pcc-
carries. you often become "a hunted.
Chase one of these little hog, a fON
h'tt.'r,i feet lnd D n stop ana
charge you. Mlny cases are known
The ch3pparal or siuniod mesquite
forest. and charging cowboys. A hcrd
Evening journal., 1920-04-21
ECZEMA MEETS
FINAL ENEMY
In P0SLAM

n you have any idea that your &C.
zcma Is too stubborn 10 respond To Pos.
Jams healing influence. consider that
this splendid remedy has made its rec
ord by mastering difficult and hafhing
cases OF years standing. PICK out the
hardest spot you havc--whcrc Itching
and smartinr annoy most-and give Pos
lam an overnight chance 90 show iin
provement Try the same n you have
pimples acne, rash, scalp-sculc, herpc,
or any skin disorder.
Sold everywhere. For free sample
write to Emergency Laboratories, 2ia
West 41th ST. New York city.
Urge your skin 90 become clearer
brighter, better by the daily use of Pos
lain Soap. medicaied with Poslah
Evening journal., 1920-04-21

Dental science, after years of searching,
has found way TO combat film Many able
authorities have proved its efficiency. For
five years it has been subjected to every sort
of clinical and laboratory test.
Now, for home use, it is embodied in
dentifrice called Pepsodent. Leading den
lists all over America are now urging its
Evening journal., 1920-04-21
BOAR HUNTING IS
EXCITING SPORT

The pcccary ranges from Arkansas
through Texas into Mexico. Not many
In in Arkansas but some scatter d
Iroups SIN roam western Texas, es-
pecially in The valley OF the Nucces
River. he is a hot-wealher boy, Is
Evening journal., 1920-04-21
Why Teeth Discolor

That film is what diseolors = not the
teeth. 1t is the basis of tartar. 1t holds
food substance which ferments and forms
acid. 1t holds the acid in contact with the
teeth to cause decay.
Millions of germs breed in it. They, with
tartar, are the chief cause of pyorrhea.
Evening journal., 1920-04-21

do s. They were born sinsiy ana e
pairs Their food is roots pr'eNy
pears. insects and nuts. psccars
sty Is a hollow log. or a hoie ~
lhc bank Sometimes this VIVA Pr
Joins The tame swine but ue4 ttc
quickly detected because OF their er erS-
p.cion Of man and dog Peccra4 pyrh
Is good citing II you cut OUT q sS,o s:,,l
hnmor. ImmedialeIy after killing:
Evening journal., 1920-04-21

Few Americans outside OF the most
persistent hunters. realize the variety
Of game with which this country has
been endowed. You think OF boar
hunting as being an exclusively Eu-
ropcan sport. and Vet the Unit Il
stat s has It's Wild pig-ihe pcccary
Don't confound him with The razor
back. which is merely tame hog gone
half-wild.
Evening journal., 1920-04-21
artar on Teeth
Shows That You Don't Clean Them-Note These Fact
AZ Stalements Aee,oged BY High Dental 4nthe,Itie

~ 4fb,nef y DcptI4
This who find that brushed
decay Who find
teeth clean Youet film remain and the damage traced
Dental science has found end film.
dainty tooth paste which millions employing
to ten days at cost and the results for yourself
Evening journal., 1920-04-21

adoption. This week we offer a To-Day
Tube to anyone who asks. And we urge
that someone in every home prove its unique
effects.
Evening journal., 1920-04-21
The New- Day Dentihice

The NeIU- Day DentifTice
scientific film certified by high authorize
urged for daily use by leading dentists everywh
The Store Named Below Will Sup
ply the Free Tube on This Coupon
Eckerds Cut Rate Medicine Store
500 Market Street
Wilmington, Del
Evening journal., 1920-04-21
Look Now

That film, to some extent, clouds
nearly every set of teeth. And most
tooth troubles are now traced to it.
Evening journal., 1920-04-21

No woman should be without that
al an-occaslon frock-a tailored cloth
dress Here ~ the opportunity Go pur.
chase the material Tor very little cost
Medium twill weave Ia navy and mid.
night blue 80 inches VIDE.
MAIN ARCADE
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24
HOMES roR ROYs WANTED

We have on hand a very fine lot OF
boys Of all ages from one month TO
twelve years OF age. We are putting
them out in carefully selected homes.
They are placed on three months
trial All it costs to get one is the
transportation. References required
For terms address DIR, " G. Stahmann,
Newstead and Margaretta Avenues
st. Louis, Mo, State Superintendent
OF the Children's Home Society.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24


Edward Grimes has sued the Ham
mond Packing Co. for $4,000 dam
ages for alleged personal injuries.
William Guyett. a dishwasher EN-
ployed at the Leader tea rooms, was
found considerably injured in the ele-
vator OF that establishment Monday
morning. He attempted to run the
elevator without knowing how.
MECHANICAL CRAFTSMEN with
about three years experience wanted,
for machines fixtures and tools for
production OF interchangeable parts
Interesting work with opportunity for
advancemenL Western Cartridge Co..
East Alton, Ill (AdytJ
The draw span of the Grand Island
bridge, when opened Thursday, refus-
ed to return to its proper position.
and remained open from 1915 a. m.
to las in the afternoon before ii de-
| lclded TO quit baking.
Local contractors are worried over
nail shortage. and it is said that
building operations may soon be halt
ed If there is not a supply received
very shortly.
The athletic committee Of the Com
merce Club is making elaborate prep
arations for the opening day here OF
base ball. which will be May l3.
. l. |. Hassenbusch lost his private
stock worth about hatful Of money
Sunday night when thieves raided
his home, 1214 North Twenty Sixth
street, Sunday night.
Elmer Nye. ]. d. McKeeman and
William Haber each paid SIS in po-
lice court Thursday for speeding.
Five hundred negro pupils Of the
grade schools will take part in the
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Eber u. Collins has sold his 2O-acre
larm lying three quarters OF mile
The purchase price was 5000 per acre.
Possession will be given May l.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

The University OF Missouri is TO
have a new journalism building cost
ing $4,000. The plant is TO be thor
oughly modern in every waS. the
press y to cose So. .OO9.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24
LOCAL MATTERS OF
GENERAL INTEREST
Paragraph Which Tell of the Happenings of Local
Mom~nt in Greater St. Joseph
Anything Which Has Occurred Deserving of Local
Notice Can Be Found in These Columns

The park board will soon submit to
the council a proposal for acquiring
224 acres for parks and driveway
purposes. park certificates to be is
; sued in payment.
Mayor Marshall has asked for the
4 resignation Of Roy Rush democrat
of course) president of the board Of
health. ..,.a .......
( Jameson Machine Co.. engineers
and machinists' supplies. Shafting.
hangers. puileya ais No. 2nd.--Adv.
Burglars ransacked William Kam-
/ ier's near-beer emporium, Frederick
Avenue and Mount Mora road. Tues
day night, and secured a small amount
OF loot. ... ......
1t cost George Kaiser, reelected
} city auditor. S17S during his cam
paign.
Comm issioner Duncan Wednesday on
a charge of transporting intoxicating
liquor. He gave bond for trial in
September.
NJ. J. Dow1ey TOR best Plumbing
and Gas Fitting. 1909 Frederick Ave
Phone 116.-Adv.
Mrs. Francis Henry Hill has secur-
ed Barrere's Little Symphony Orches-
ira and a miniature Ballet Russo, as
a special attraction for Tuesday night,
May s, at the Auditorium.
A man named Henry McDaniels.
who is supposed to be the murderer
of Harry Moore, the Burlington agent
at Armour last year. is under arrest
at Casper. Wyoming. Officers have
gone after him.
The controversy between advisory
committee of the good roads associa-
tion of the county court and the farm
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

court in the interest Of the st. Joseph
Easton road, which it is desired to
have paved. The judges pointed out
that the state roads must be given
attention first, but as soon as possible
the road in question should have at
tention.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

not a vacant seat at either perform
ance.
Geo. w. sherman has been appoint
cd TO succeed James Reiplinger who
resigned from Sheriff Isaacsons force.
Some skunk stole Ross Wheaton's
flivver from a garage at Eighth and
Locust Wednesday night.
Thieves failed TO locate booze at
the home OF F. A II. GarIich Thurs
day morning, so compromised by car
rying away seventy-five pounds Of
white lead and five gallons Of linseed
oil.
Rice Mcdonald wants the sale OF
the Nodaway County Fair grounds set
aside, alleging that ii was frludu-
lently disposed of.
The commencement exercises for
Robidoux, Benton, Central, Lafayette
and the Junior College will be held
at the Auditorium Thursday, May 81.
Mrs Mary f. Potter. widow of the
late Dr.. George c. Potter. died Thurs
day morning.
An overall club was organized at
Benton High school Thursday.
The graduating exercises for the
Noyes Hospital nurses will be held al
the Elks Club May 8.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

ers of the south part of the county
who want cross roads built at the
same time that the main roads are
constructed has again broken out
One hundred farmers appeared
ednesday and went over the situa-
ton.
Rock Undertaking Co. Lady at
tendant, s1s Frederick avenus.--Adv.
Five cycle officers had six speed
maniacs to their credit in police court
Wednesday, when f. H. Trunks, For-
est Hart, Harry weinshank, Howard
Clay and w. A. Holt helped the city
out to the tune of SIS each.
Mary for wealth. haappiness. Hun
dreds rich. attractive. congenial. will
ing to wed. Photos free. Mrs. Warn.
2216h Temple ST.. Los Angeles, Cal.
I-(Advt-)
Francis G. Blair, state superintend-
ent of instruction of Illinois, will de-
liver the principal address at the
school commencement here May 81.
Everything you need for any kline
Of Painting. Wall paper. Chandlee's
Paint & Glass Co.. AT Edmond street.
ADV.
Hon. Breckenridge Long of st.
Louis, assistant secretary of the Unit
ed States, who is a democratic candi-
date for United States senator. was in
the city for a few hours Sunday. He
is on a tour of the state, and will re-
turn here later
DIR. ]. ]. Bansbach and Miss Vera
L. Corsaut were married Saturday
afternoon.
Deputy U. s. Marshal w. T. Wheel
err who is also a state fish and game
warden, arrested r. A. stephens. a
Burlington shop employe. Tuesday,
for shooting at ducks in the Missouri.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Marshal Wheeler says that now that
the migratory bird act has been de-
clared constitutional, he will arrest
and prosecute every violator that be
finds-and he will do It.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

adelphia May rs.
| G. II. Frogge was arrested Tuesday,
charged with conversion of electric
current from the street railway. He
gave bond for hearing later.
Col. John d. McNeely gave an in
teresting account of what he had see
in the battle zone. to the Rotarans
Tuesday.
The official city family will meet
tonight to see how the city funds
shall be apportioned.
| W. A. Strautman and J. J. Byrne,
members of the board of public
works, resigned Tuesday. OF course
they are Democrats.
| L. W. Pennington. a framer from
Homer. Neb., was run down by al
truck driven by j. +. Engles Tues
day. and quite seriously hurt.
DR.. o. a. Orr, osteopathic, eye, ear.
nose and throat specialist. Catarrhal
deafness treated successfully. Glasses
fitted. Office hours. a. m. t2 p.
m. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday
and Saturday, and by appointment.
4o4 Corby-Forsee building. Phone
Main 3S37.-(Advt)
The pupils of the Robidoux Poly
clinic have Joined the denim move
ment.
The concrete work on the new
Western Tablet building is completed.
City License Inspector Burris' an
nual report shows a total tax collec-
ton for the year of S90.O76.7e.
1t cost four negroes IS each in po-
lice court Tuesday for rolling the
bones"
Judge William T. Gray grabbed the
reins of justice in police court Tues
day, and started business with rush.
Judge Gray fined Mike Connors $40
in police court Tuesday for making
the mistake OF begging from plain
clothes man.
Il NOTICE-Save all rags. iron, books.
magazines and all kinds OF waste
/ paper, as prices are very high. Don't
sell before you call us. or write,
American Paper Stock CO., Main 1856,
SO2 South sth st. (Advt.)
i DR.. f.. ID. Holme has been chosen
as president of the new Fidelity Trust
Co.
G. Kitzenberger. retired farmer
died at his residence. s2S South 18th.
Tuesday,
Hugo Grebel has sold his hand
some home to DR.. A. f. Mendell for
$1,000.
The committee to investigate Ralph
b. Innis on Monday night exonerated
him.
Tho damage done by the rain and
electrical storm in the city Sunday
night was confined principally to
!. damage to streets and the shade and
$1,000.
Meierhofter Undertaking Co. pre-
ssnts character. service and consider
hion. Ninth and Felix Fhnns M.
se6.-Ady.
Bennie l.. Arnholdt, the newly ap-
pointed city license inspector, has
: named l.. L. Altwein as his deputy.
Ethel Wownes, a waitress, has sued
George King the restaurant man, for
SO 600 alleging she fell in his place
tof business and was hurt.
1t cost G. l. Kline $40 in police
court Monday for Sunday speeding.
The board Of health cost the city
s32. .1s9.O3 for the last fiscal year.
We BUY, raise, and sell fur bearing
: rabbits, and other fur bearing ami
mails. List what you have with us.
: stating your lowest prices on large
lot shipments. The Fur & Speciality
Farming Co. 515-517 n. p. Ave,
: Fargo, n. Dak.-(Advt.)
: A delegation OF seventy-five farm
ers headed by J. +. Owens came up
from the Easton neighborhood Mon
day and appeared before the county
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Don Riley's Motor Inn. Storage and
best repair department in city. la
dies rest room and free check room
In connection Seventh and Julie
Ad,
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

The controversy between advisory
tion of the county court and the farm
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

The knights of Columbus minstrel
show Thursday and last night were
successes in every detail. There was
not a vacant seat at either perform
anca
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

second annual spring music festival
to be held at the Auditorium May CT.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Robbers broke into the Maple Leaf
depot Sunday night and stole S13S in
money and some railroad tickets
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Geo. w. Sherman has been appoint
cd TO succeed James Reiplinger, who
resigned from Sheriff Isaacsons force
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Edward Grimes has sued the Ham
mond Packing Co. for $4,000 dam
ages for alleged personal injuries.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24
Some Collapsible So They
Will Fold Up

Baby will be the most contented bunch of love-
illness" in the world, when riding sleeping in
BRADY Buggy" and mother will be Just as
delighted as baby is contented During all OF this
week. we will give splendid discount on all Carts
and Bugges.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Some skunk stole Ross Wheaton's 5
flivver from a garage at Eighth and
Locust Wednesday night.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Harvey l.. williams, whose father
was Capt. II. l. Williams, a former
well known Missouri river steamboat
captain. died Sunday.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

DIR. j. ]. Bansbach and Miss Vera
L. Corsaut we're married Saturday
afternoon.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Francis G. Blair. state superintend-
ent of instruction of illinois, will de-
liver the principal address at the
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Everything you need for any kline
OF Painting. Wall paper. Chandlee's
Paint & Glass Co.. AT Edmond street.
ADV.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

1t cost four negroes IS each in po-
lice court Tuesday for rolling the
bones"
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Police Corporal Roy Chrisman was
reduced to the ranks Monday, and his
place given to George Hensley.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

City License Inspector Burris' an
tion for the year of S90.O76.76.s -.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

The concrete work on the new
Western Tablet building is completed.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Judge William T. Gray grabbed the
reins of justice in police court Tues
day, and started business with a rush.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

L. w. Pennington. a framer from
Homer. Neb., was run down by a
truck driven by j. f. Engles Tues
day, and quite seriously hurt
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Judge Gray fined Mike Connors $40
in police court Tuesday for making
the mistake OF begging from a plain
clothes man.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Burglars ransacked William Kam-
! ler's near-beer emporium, Frederick
I day night, and secured a small amount
of loot. ... ......
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

The pupils of the Robidoux Poly
clinic have Joined the denim move
ment.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

1t cost George Kaiser. reelected
, city auditor. s17S during his cam
paign.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Oscar Parish, a negro. was before
Commissioner Duncan Wednesday on
a, a charge of transporting intoxicating
liquor. He gave bond for trial in
September.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

w. A. Strautman and j. J. Byrne,
members of the board of public
works, resigned Tuesday. or course
they are Democrats.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Mrs. Francis Henry Hill has secur-
ed Barrere's Little Symphony Orches-
? ira and miniature Ballet Russo, as
a special attraction for Tuesday night,
May s, at the Auditorium.
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

DR.. o. A. Orr, osteopathic, eye, ear.
nose and throat specialist. Catarrhal
deafness treated successfully. Glasses
fitted. Office hours. 9 a. m. t2 p.
m. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
and Saturday, and by appointment.
404 Corby-Forsee building. Phone
Main 3S37.-(Advt)
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

Mayor Marshall has asked for tn
! resignation of Roy Rush (democra
Of course) president of the board {
health. ....4 .......
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24
Rock Undertaking Co. Lady at
tendant, s1s Frederick avenus.--Adv.

Mary for wealth, haappiness. Hun
dreds rich. attractive. congenial. will
ing to wed. Photos free. Mrs. Warn.
2216h Temple ST.. Los Angeles, Cal.
-(Advt)
The St. Joseph observer., 1920-04-24

A delegation OF seventy-five farm
ers headed by ]. +. Owens came up
from the Easton neighborhood Mon
day and appeared before the county