The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-09-01

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The other Night
had a Dream
And I Thought That I
Was Running a Column
That was Filled with Wit
Replete with Humor
Scintillating with Brilliancy
Teeming with Interest
Bristling with Facts
And Read by
All
And then
Walked Up.
''NIoney-savers are those who save a
few dollars for the other fellow to
spend."-Exchange Even at that, it's
great game, If you don't weaken.
How frequently these days a can
didate feels called upon in his speech
to mention his wife," innocently COM
ments the Detroit News.
The Charleston Gazette declares that
Los Angeles now blames the earth
tremors on the fact that that city has
grown so heavy that it staggers under
its own weight Blu more likely it is
staggering around from too much Cali
fornia raisin.
Are you sepding out cards to your
friends inviting them to spend next
winter with us? Nice, friendly Pen
sacola post cards?
Sugar is falling, so is coffee, so is
flour, so is coal-Hip, hip. Murray!
Florida is getting in the limelight
again With a still right in the heart of
Tampa and commissioner of Pasco
county arrested in a chase that beat a
movie film. They are rounding 'em up.
ST. Petersburg is going to convert an
old school building into a dormitory
for teachers, as the housing problem is
acute in that CITY,
Daytona is to have a half million
dollar amusement park and steel pier
Daytona knows how to amuse.
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Florida stands second over all other
recruiting districts in the United
States.
Arrangements are being made
whereby the state may borrow 100000
for state institutions. as funds are
now insufficient
Negotiations are progressing for the
retention of Camp Johnston, Jackson
vile by the state at training camp for
the State Guard.
A California concern has ordered a
carload of Jellies from Orlando.
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Coxs idea of keep EN- on the de-
fensive" seems to be to keep 'em on
the run. Good for Jimmie!
Pa says tibet
II is Too Hot to
Think; Sister says
That ought not to Affect Pa;
But ma says tibet
1t will Cool Down Some Soon
Ez the men Make up Their Minds
To let the Women
Register.
Anyhow, Senator Harding has the
tariff to stand on. But even that is
rather worm eaten.
Gov. Cox promises a two billion dol
lar reduction in the tax bin. Pretty
fair for a starter.
What this country needs is fewer
meddlers,
You do not always get plum when
you put your finger in a pie. Some
times you get raisin or two.
The cost of living will now please
give way to the cost of profiteering.
The trouble with Tampa is that the
cigars are all loaded, just now. May
they smoke out the trouble makers
and get back to n pre-war basis is the
hope of all who watch their fight
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A pioneer newspaper editor had a
reputation for always assuming infal- |
libility and superior enterprise. On one
occasion the paper announced the
death of William r. Jones, who, 1t |
turned out. was not dead Next day the |
paper printed the following note:
Yesterday we were the first news |
paper TO publish the death of William |
r Jones. Today we are the first to |
deny the report. The Morning Star is |
always in the lead"
THE INVITATION.
BY Frank L. Stanton.
The mea dows. smilin' way off
The Souls of us invite
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