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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-05
The Tower of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

with her driver and fOOtman- lneN
talked on a great variety Of deen
subjects. including the Intricate
value OF the short skirt for the so
ciety woman: the rise OF the bee in
dustry in Scotland. classic poetry
and music: beer making; Harding :
porch, front and back, and the devil
ish practice OF parking in front OF
the Oliver.
At 1850 O'Clock. our wash lady in
formed US that it was her habit TO
take a nap after lunch.
Our hot water heater had been
going all day. and the wife had be
gun 20 show slight signs OF i'm
patience as the water was boiling
in all Of the pipes and she had grave
misgivings Of either an explosion or
the water tank boiling dry.
Maybe you could nap after the
washing is out on the line? the
wife suggested timidly.
TIL nap now or cancel our con-
tract. YOU big slave driver the wash
lady stated with some heat
"Yessam.' replied the wife, salam-
ing, recognizing authority That's
one thing nice about the wife. she
never fails TO recognize authority!
At 2 o'clock sharp. our wash lady
descended 10 the basement TO begin
the DAYS work Previously, she had
made a proviso that she was 20 be
assisted in her task by the wife and
the wife's mother Both were on the
Job. in fact they had been on the job
all day
Our wash lady had her footmsn
bring down an Overstufted tapestry
chair from the rarlor, which she
occupied while directing the work.
The wife did the rubbing and her
mother did the wringing and per
formed the other minor tasks.
At p. m. our wash lady pulled
a whistle from her pocket. blew II
in a loud manner and knocked OF
for the dav. We demonstrated with
her but she threatened TO sue on
contract. or course rather than get
mixed UP in a lot OF ugly litigation
with powerful financial interests, we
quickly withdrew our objections and
paid our bill.
Our wash lady departed soon aft
er.
When I comes home for supper.
three hours later. after kind OF a
tough day at the Office, I was very
much surprised 10 find a sticker on
our front door. which read in fam
ing red letters
UNION WORKERS BE
WARE"
This house is unfciendly 10
Union Labor"
"(Signed) Committee
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-05

Shakespeare was a pOacher and a
plagiarisJ. perhaps, but never was a
repeater.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-05

Every pound Of candy in the
house at greatly reduced PRICES for
anniversary week. Oct. 67-s-9.
s225-5
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-05

Recent labor conditions have certainly been con-
ducive to independence and ingenuity. When the
average citizen has any piece of mechanical work
done for him by an expert he generally has to fin
ish the job himself
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-05
\ National Habit.
So FIection Crook.

Americans invest first and inves-
tigate afterWard.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-05
Curtain Scrins and
Marquisettes

36-inch scrims with colored floral Dor
ders very special at / &c yard.
SO inch curtain scrims in white ecru
and ivory at BE yard.
Fine Marquisettes and Swisses in white
ecru and ivory, all yard wide at 36c a
yard.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-05
Wide Sheetings

72-inch sheeting. splendid grade.
bleached. at 69c yard.
63-inch sheeting. excellent quality,
bleached. at Csc yard.
8l-inch sheeting. excellent quality.
bleached, at 75c yard.
6l-inch sheeting, good weight,
bleached. at 66c yard
6l-inch sheeting Piquot bleached. at
89c yard.
6l-inch sheeting, best quality made,
unbleached. at Csc a yard
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-05

enough. but they have kept on working. From the
consumers standpoint, at beast. communism has
therefore some points Of superiority over conser
vative labor that takes vacations" in a time of
scarcity
That loud voice you hear is Gov. Goodrich MAX
ing stump speeches for the republican state ticket
in defense of the best tax since the civil
war"
Right after the League Of Nations as now
stituted had stopped threatened Sen.
Harding called it a gigantic fraud"
If mans religion does not get him to work on
time in the morning he may decide it is suffering
from dry rot
The French complain coal Germany is shipping
to them will burn. modern al pIication Of the
wooden nutmeg?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-05
Domestics BY the Yard


Pajama outings. choice patterns in
very high grade quality, especially adapt
ed for pajamas, etc, at 59c yard.
Chevoit shirtings in stripes. checks and
plain colors. best grade at 33c yard.
Dress percales, full standard, SO inch
percales in light and dark colors in a large
assortment at 35c yard.
Apron ginghams Amoskeag and Peer
less brands. none better at Csc a yard.
Good standard apron ginghams, all size
checks, full width at zoe yard
New challies. the very best quality 60
inch cotton challies, beautiful patterns in
all colors at Csc yard.
Flannelettes-You will find good as
sortment here in all the new patterns, col
ors in the best grades at 35c yard.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-05
Sheets Pillow Cases

42x36 inch Pillow cases at CSC, 4Oc
and 63c
45x36 inch Pillow cases at 40c and Ole
45x36 and 42x36 inches high grade
pillow cases, several well known brands
at Soc
1880 bed sheets. wide hem. at 81 s..
6lx90 bed sheetss. wide hem, at Sl35.
72x90 bed sheets high grade. seam
less. at $l65.
SIxo0 bed sheets, Wearwell and Sax
on. seamless, at $2I9
6lx90 bed sheets. best quality made,
at S265.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-10-05
Bed Spread Special

On large lot Ripplette Bed Spreads.
full size, at sos each.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-09-10

|
Messrs. Paul and Roy Reese Sem
uel Engleman and Melvin King, OF
this city, attended the automobile
races at Uniontown, Pa, Monday. The
trip was made in Mr., Reese's auto
mobile. Stops were made at Cumber-
land and ConneIlsville.
Westminster Realty & Insurance
Co., James D. Mitchell e Carroll J..
Crawford, proprietors, have sold the
A. Claude Allgire residence on East
Green street, to Herbert M. Phillips
and James A. Phillips; and the j.
Wesley Matthias property on Pennsyl-
vania avenue to Mr. Andrew B., Nc
Kinney and wife.
Those who visited Mrs. Catherine
RUPERT and family, of near Shipley,
last Sunday were Mr.. and Mrs. Laup-
heimer. daughter and son-in-law, and
two children, of Baltimore; Mrs.
Frank Rupert. son and daughter, of
Waynesboro; Mr.. Adam Rupert and
family, of Westminster: Mr.. George
William RUPERT, son and daughter,
of near Shipley, and Mr.. John Hook
and son, Sterling, Lester Polster and
Norman Magf1, Of Westminster, and
Charles Slater.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-09-10
LOY,S.

A number of our people attended
ehe M0untafndale picnic on Saturday.
Mr. Clarence c. Pittenger spent a
few days with his sister, Mrs. Clar-
ence P. Moser, of Rocky Hill.
The harvest home services at Creag-
erstown Lutheran church September
10.
Rev. and Mrs. Charles A. Shilke, of
WalkersViIle, spent Sunday evening
with Mr.. and Mrs, Harvey NJ Pitteng-
ser, of Logs
Mrs. Carrie NJ. Pittenger spent Sat-
urday with Mrs. Jennie j. Hahn, of
Woodsboro T
At the home of Harry Hape, near
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-09-10
Store closes 7 o'clock

Buslrel bags coarse salt 55c.
fuddine 1Oc box.
Country lard for sale in can lots &c
/ lb.
Arbuckle Ariosa coffee 35c lb.
Yard wide muslin, 19c yard
Lewis hnseed oil $1.40 per gal.
Fresh roasted coffee 15c Id.
Bakers cocoanut lie can.
$3.50 Timothy seed lie Id. or S4.95 Blu
Granulated sugar, all you want, lie lb
| Kellogg's corn flakes lie box.
Cream corn starch lie pack.
HaVoline medium oil soc gal
/ 1776 &c can.
Is gal. can auto oil $150
Mixed tea 25c lb.
Bulk cocoa 10c Id.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-09-10
Ford inner tubes
$1.5O

bars Palm olive soap for Csc.
Half bushel bags fine salt CSC.
Lux lie box.
Fresh cream cheese 29c ID.
Elgle condensed milk Csc can.
Large gold dust 29c ID.
Wood $500 per cord
Canton flannel Csc yd.
Outing flannel 29c yd
Linseed oil $1.40 per gal.
HIPS muslin Csc yd.
! Yard wide muslin 19c yd.
Bleached muslin 121ac I'd.
Fresh roasted coffee 15c lb.
gal. cans medium Auto oil $3.50.
Fresh crackers 15c lb.
5 gal cans heavy Auto oil $500.
Gasoline 30c gal.
formulated sugar all you want tic lb
Spark plugs Csc.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-09-10

Woodsboro Georgia a. Ogle and Wifi
liam T. Gruber We're quietly married
by Rev. Charles A. Shilke, of Walkers
vile. on Saturday evening, August rs,
d. CLOCK. only the immediate
families were present. The couple
will reside in the groom's home, near
New windsor.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-09-10
Country meat
for sale

8 bars Ivory soap for Csc.
Pure black pepper Csc 10,
Havoline auto oil soc gal.
Argo starch &c box.
Postum 23c box.
Havoline heavy oil 60c gal.
3 bars Fefs Naptha soap for Csc.
8 bars Rabbits soap for 25c.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-09-10
GAMBLER.

Christian Endeayor at Providence
Methodist Protestant Church Sunday
evening, September II, at 80 p. m.
Topic, A Great Miracle and It's Les
qns." Leader, Miss Edna B. Barnes.
All welcome
Mrs. George Coyell, of Baltimore,
spent a few days last week with Mrs.
Margaret Haines.
Mr.. and Mrs. Lloyd Carver. OF Bal
timore spent the weeks end with Mr..
aud Mrs. George Carver
= Those who spent Sunday with Mr.
and Mrs. George Allen were Mrs.
Maud Barnes son. Elwood, Misses
Flora and Bessie Barnes and Mr.. Ar
thur Ford
Mr.. Louis T. Haines is spending a
week with friends in Baltimore
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1920-09-10
Fresh roasted coffee
.15c Ib.

Kirkman soap powder &c box.
Best table syrup 79c gal.
2 boxes Mothers oats for 25c.
10 ID bags chick feed for 39c.
Barb wire $500 per bale.
Coal oil 19c gal.
Mems black hose 121ac.
Auto oil zoe gal.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-10-28
GOT SERVICE BY WIRELESS
British Authorities Made Successful
Connection With Their AirpIanes
at Long Distances.

After the signing of the armistice
the British authorities established a
postal airplane service to Cologne,
and in connection with this service
systematic use was made of wireless
telephony, says the Halifax Morning
Chronicle. Wireless telephone sta
tons were placed on the ground at
distances Of SO miles from each 9TH
er and with the use of quite small
sets were able to transmit messages
to aircraft up to 80 miles away.
They could, also receive from the
air to about SO miles. Frequently
these distances were exceeded and
an airplane was id communication
at one and the same time with three
stations. Considering the small size
of the apparatus employed these
we're remarkable results, and testify
to the rapid progress made by the
British air service since the first
trials of wireless telephony in air
planes in 1915.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-10-28
Grip.

Grip usually starts just the
same as a cold with a watery dis
charge from the nose. You are
much more likely to contract the
grip when you have cold. For
that reason when grip is prevail
ent you should go to bed as soon
as you feel that you are taking
cold and stay in bed until fully
long if you take Chamberlain s
Cough Remedy. Three days in
bed now is better than three
weeks later on.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-10-28

Those handsome plush fabrics which
have established a reputation for dura
bility and warmth. as well as rich an
pearance, have been introduced this
fall in many attractive ,oats. Be
sides those that initiate certain fnrs
so closely that they deceive the eyes.
there are others that make no at
tempt to initiate anything, but stand
on their own merits as ma .erials of
great beauty. especially adapted TO
coats for the coolest weather.
In the picture handsome and
practical coat Is shown made of darl,
brown plush with a high turnover COL
larsof fur. Skunk, marten, fox and 9th
er pelts provide collars for these coats
as for coats of short-haired fur and
the balls that finish the ends of the
long girdle are of fur. Three hand
some buttons secure the closing Of the
coat AMI are placed to the left Of the
front.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-10-28
Financial Loss Due To Colds

It is estimated that the ave-
age man loses three days 'in'S
each year from inability to wa wa
on account Of having q co 'a
Much of this loss can be avo'' :
by treating every cold as soon -
the first symptoms Of the d nssst
appear. Chamberlain's Cou 1ts.
Remedy has won wide repu srss
ton and immense sale by its cure ars
of this disease. Try it. ~ rs
certain to be pleased Win -.
pleasant taste and the promp' :
lief which it affords.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-10-28
abt co. 90
SATUR=
DAY
ONLY

SALE
which is now in full
blast.
Georgstte Crepes
$1.98
Silks, Messalines and
Cree de Chine $2.4
CIoaks l0% discount
Underwear 1917 disc't
Outings at Csc, 39C
Percales at 39C
Ginghams at 39C.
Shoes 1917 discount
Blankets lO% discount
Macinaws l0% disc't
Ladies Skirts,
20 % discount
Ladies Waists,
20 % discount
Ladies Sweaters
ZO % discount
Mems $50. 90 Suits
$1,000
Mems Light Colored
Suits Sl2.98|
Mems Wool Sox
&c. 69c, soc.
L aides Patent Leather
Shoes $3.Q8
Gallon Can Fruits,
Greatly Reduced
WE ARE SAVING THE
TRADE BIG MONEY
DURING THIS WEEK.
CALL AND GET YOUR
SHARE. OF THE
BARGAINS.
And the children have been well
looked after as well as men
and women.
Z!1
90 90 OBJ |:
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-10-28

Taking machines apart to see what
makes them tick is just as Int resting
as making them go after they're put
together.
In the Navy gas engine school
shown above, some of our future avia-
tors are investigating the ignition
devices on an airplane engine
The sailors get thorough training
In the gas engine and have lots Of ep-
portunities to perfect themselves In
this speciality during four years en-
listment. They are paid during the
entire course, and when they finish
their enlistment period they can either
continue in the service or go back TO
civil life, well qualified to do high
class garage work.
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-10-28
DRASTIC REMEDY.

eff you are afflicted with insomnia
go to Knockit."
"But he's not "a doctor; he's a
prize fighter"
''That's all right. He can put
you to sleep"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-10-28
iMMUN E.

"James was gassed in the war, but
it did not seem to have any effect on
him."
'How did he escape it's results ?"
"He was used to it. He had been
a page in congress"
The Nezperce herald. (Nezperce, Idaho) 1900-1957, 1920-10-28
ITS CLASS.

s'Do you think aviation courses
should be introduced in the col
leges"
swell, it does seem to belong to
the higher education"
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-03
PHYSICAL DRILL.
 IS COMPULSORY
 IN HOLLAND PLAN
Gymnasium Work in Place of Certain Period of Mill
 tary Service Urged.

THE HAGUE, Nov 3. - Holland has decided to take up in earnest the question of compulsory physical training for all of it's young men and at the same time to reduce the length of compulsory service in the army on the theory that gymnastic work be as equally beneficial as soldering.
 A bill has been prepared for par liament proposing a certain amount of physical drill for boys from 4 to 19. This drill would be taken up in the schools until the youths left them and then would be under government control.
 This is the first time that Holland has seriously considered tre physical welfare of her boys outside of the army. There has been a great re- vival of sport in this country as well as the rest of Europe as a re- suit of the Olympic games. Holland already has one huge stadium at Amsterdam and another is being planned at the Hague for which the Dutch sport enthusiasts hope to secure the next Olympiad.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-03
TAKE SALTS 10
 FLUSH KIDNEYS
Eat Less Meat If You Feel Back achy or Bladder Troubles You
 Salts Is Fine for Kidneys

Meat forms uric acid which ex- cites and overworks the kidneys in their efforts 10 filter it from the system. Regular eaters of meat must flush the kidneys occasionally. You must relieve them like you re lieve your bowels; removing all the acids, waste and poison, else you feel a dull misery in the kidney re- zion, sharp pains in the back or sick headache, dizziness, your stom- ach sours, tongue is coated and when the weather is bad you have rheu- matic twinges. The urine is cloudy. full of sediment; the channels often get irritated. obliging you to get up two or three times during the night.
 To neutralize these irritating acius and flush off the body's urinious waste get about four ounces of lad Salts from any pharmacy; take a tablespoonful in a glass of water before breakfast for few days and your kidneys will then act fine and bladder disorders disappear. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, com bined with lithia, and has been used for generations to clean and stimu- late sluggish kidneys and stop blad- der irritation. lad Salts is inex- pensive; harmless and makes a de- lightful effervesccnt Whitewater drink which millions Of men and women take now and then, thus avoiding serious kidney and blad- der diseases.
 -(Advertisement.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-03
IRISH NOT PERMITTED
 GUNS WITHOUT PERMIT

DUBLIN, Nov. 3.-It # Q crim- inal offense in Ireland to have arms without a permit The Sim Feiners have plenty of weapons and pay no attenticn to permits, When caught hey are sentenced to terms of inn Drisonment of from six months to a yecr They have obtained their arms by taking them in raids from the people who have permits.
 Permits have been more numer- rus in Dublin than anywhere else in the South and West But by a epccial military order all permits in the Dublin district have now been withdrawn and the holders have been required to hand up all arms in their possession Hereafter any person having arms, ammuhition or explosives will DC prosecuted.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-03
STRICT RULES
 LAID DOWN FOR
 GRID ATHLETES
Candidates for Penn Squad Must Eat, Drink, Sleep
 As Coach .Prescribes.

PHILADELPHIA, Nov. 3.-Coach John w. Heisman, of the University of Pennsylvania football team, has issued list of eight rules for the benefit of the candidates. At the opening practice recently every man was given a copy and required to sign an honor pledge that he would obey these rules, which follow
 l. Candidates may not use to- bacco in any form.
 ?. Candidates may not partake of spirituous or alcoholic liquors in any form.
 3. Betting on the games and bet ting in any or all forms is absolutely prohibited.
 4 Candidates must be in bed by 10:30 P M weekdays and II P. NJ. Sundays.
 5 Candidates living at the train ing house will eat only such food as prescribed by the head coach.
 6. All candidates are expected to conduct themselves at all times as gentlemen and sportsmen. They may not use profanity on the field or commit unsportsmanlike acts in practice or in games.
 z. All candidates are expected to obtain good averages in scholastic work to remain on the squad They are expected to conduct themselves at all times in such a way that their acts will be credit to the team and University.
 8. If any candidate desires to infringe on any of these rules he should consult the head coach, who may or may not grant permission to do so. Expulsion from Pennsylvania football will be one of the penalties for failure to obey these rules.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-03
REPLICA OF FAMOUS STATUE PRESENTED
 U. s. AMBASSADOR

PARIS, Nov. 3. - A miniature statue representing the French soldier has been presented to Am baSsador Wallace by a comLittee of the Friends of the Polytechnic School of Paris. The presentation took place in the American Embassy and the purpose of the gift was to ex- press to the Ambassador and to Am arica the schools appreciation for American aid
 The statue is that of French soldier with banner uplifted toward the sky and is entitled For Country, for Science, for Glory" The original of the statue is at West Point. It was given to the United States Military Academy by com mittee of the Polytechnic School which visited America last Spring
 nd is by the French sculptor, Thunissen.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-03
JACK DEMPSEY
 TO FIGHT JESS
 WILLARD MAR. I
Champion Announces Agree ment to Take on Former
 Champion Next Year.

MONTREAL, Nov. Slack Demp sey, worlds champion heavyweight pugilist today announced that he has agreed to fight Jess Willard from whom he took the championship July i, 1919, on March F at place yet to be determined.
 Willard has not appeared in the ring since his defeat and supposedly had abandoned all ideas of continuing boxing
 According to announcement in New York last week, Dempsey has also agreed to fight Georges Carpenties, European champion and world war hero, at Havana, Cuba. between Feb ruary 1 and July 1, 1921, the exact date to be decided later.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-03
OLYMPIC SOVIET" WINS
 IN SCRAP" WITH BOARD

ANTWERP, Nov. 3.-Publication of the inside story of the recent Holland-Belgium association football game in the Olympic tournament shows that the American Olympic team was not the only one to rebel because of the transport accommO- dations furnished them.
 Just as the Americans found the Matoika an overcrowded ship the Dutch football players protested strenuously against the quarters al lotted them aboard a small steam CT which brought them to Antwerp and on which they were supposed to live. Four of them, ringleaders in the rebellion were barred from the big game but when the Dutch committee sought to discipline them and send them home in disgrace the sntire team formed a sort of soviet and forced the committee to back down, just as the American team won over it's Olympic committee in case of Ahearn.
 Old papers rcr sale, 25c. per bun d1a ot Epnpiro 0ff{ca
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-03
SACRED ISLE, DATING
 AGES BACK, EXPLORED

GLASGOW, Nov 3.-A party of archaeologists which have been :earching for some time in the Isle f Risga. in Loch Smart, for pre- historic relies has discovered what is believed to be a sacred isle of a late long before the Christian era. The rock sculpturing of the priestly leaders of long past ages have been 'ound and the lines of the walls Of their homes and temples have been traced. The excavations reveal rows If black circular spots where up- rights stood.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-11-03
MASQUERADE DANCE.

Masquerade Ball 10 De given by the Alaska Native Brotherhood at the A N. F. Hall. Douglas, Friday Nov. 5th. Good music will be furn- ished by the Mcintyre Orchestra Admission soc. Everybody welcome
 adv.
The copper era and Morenci leader. [volume] (Clifton, Ariz.) 1911-1929, 1920-01-16
Sale Starts January 20 Ends January 81
NEW TRUCK FOR STARGo

A new International two-ton truck
was delivered to the Stargo Silver
Mines Syndicate the first part of last
week through the Mountain Auto Co.
The new truck will be used to haul
the increased tonnage of the Stargo,
Mines from the shaft to the loading
station on the Morenci Southern, a
half mile distant. M. ]. Harmon,
manager of the Stargo. is shipping at
the rate Of two carloads weekly gold
and silver ore averaging $500 per ton
The shipments are being made to the
smelter at Douglas at present but the
Stargo plans include sthe early erect
ion of a cyanide mill on the property.