The Coconino sun., 1920-10-08
"The frost is on the pumpkin,
 The corn is in the shock" With politicians all about US
 Listen! Hear the hammers knock

couple who were married by mail. But most young couples are in too much of hurry to be married by mail un- der the Burleson enthusiastically peka Capital.
 I've always spent my hard-ea,ned
 dough
 With freedom and with ease, And classify the Dutch-treat bo
 As non-essential cheese; loathe chinchy-fsted pup
 And hate stingy sport, But I refuse to set lem up
 At twenty bucks a quart. When I've got something on my hip z
 These days-no use to talk, Nobody else will get sip
 For money, love or chalk; like to pass the flowing cup,
 And social cheer l court; But refuse to set 'em up
 At twenty bucks quart.
 At the home of the brides parents, Wednesday. the marriage of their only daughter Helen Louise to MT. Tra4y' V. Stewart was solemnized. MT. Riley Littlejohn sang, Beloved, it is rnoin." -Oskaloosa Uowa) Herald.
 That's too early to wake 'en1 up.
 The school board accepted the res ignation of Miss Ruth Mussmaker.- Boone (Iowa) News-Republican.
 They ought to hire Jack Fuss to take her place. = Professor O. H. Richardson, at the Boosters club last Thursday, told this:.
 A teacher was giving her class prac- tical problems in arithmetic. One of them was: How long will it take man who walks four miles an hour to go around a field two miles long and a mile wide?
 It was a little Swedish boy who drew this problem. He couldn't work it out. So the teacher told him to ask his father that night to help him get the answer.
 Next day the teacher asked the boy if he had the answer to the problem. He said he hadn't. He produced a note from his mother, which read:
 "Dere teecher: My husban, he hay to walk 3 miles to his work today an he not get up erly enuf to walk roun' dat big peec of land. Plees you give Ole smaller peec of land to walk roun' an he do it tomorrow morning fore he go to work"
 Assistant County Attorney Geo. w. Harben capped the above when he told of an Arkansas boy who was asked by his teacher to write the names of the first president of the United States, the present president and the governor of Arkansas. He knew who the first president and the governor of Arkansas were, all right, but could not tell who was president at the time. The teacher told him to ask his father that night.
 The next day the teacher asked the boy if he had asked his father who was president. He said he had. She asked him what his father said. He didn't want to tell. Finally, threat ening punishment if he didn't tell her, he weakened.
 "Pop said he don't know who the president 1S,' the boy Sald, ana that he don't give damn"
 To the people who stir up so much talk about us, that we went off to get married on account of our recent bus mess trip to Siskiyou county, we wish to let them know to mind their own business, as in such case we are free to do that right at home. We don't have to el0pe.
 Mrs. B. Poncetta,
 MT. P. Micheli.
 St. Helena (Calif.) Star. We'll, why didn't you get married? Mrs. J. w. Phillis has sold her fine COW to M. B. Corliss of Chenoa. Her son Byron led the animal to that city. The COW got pretty tired before the end of the journey was reached, and Melvin Phillis, who accompanied his brother, had to twist her tail occasion- ally to make her move along.-Gridley (Hl.) Advance.
 This well-written tale. No detail left out.
 "Bibbles looks depressed"
 "SO he dOeS0