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The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27
FAMOUS OLD BOSTON ABODE
Province House, Once One of the Most
Famous Colonial Mansions, Kos
Been Partially Preserved.

There stands today on Bossworth
court in Boston but a portion of the
old Province house, most interesting
relic Of Colonial days; and the rest
Of the court is lined with modern Of
flee buildings. But in 1920 1t was con-
sidered a very genteel part Of town.
Oliver Wendell Holmes lived in the
old Province house for Is years.
At the farther end of the court
stands an iron-wrought archway, dec
orative of design, which was used in
the early part of the nineteenth cen
fury as an entrance to the governors
garden, part of the Province house
grounds. This has been carefully pre-
served, as have the stone steps which
lead to the lower level. The Province
house was immortalized by Hawthorne
in his '"Twice-Told Tales"
The historic staircase now is gone,
and only portion of the exterior of
the house If left. 1t was built in 1897
by Peter Sargent, wealthy London
merchant, and was considered one of
the handsomest residences in town.
During the days of its popularity the
governor gave many balls there.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27
eRi cE AND JULES.

Synopsis.-1ioneer in the Caiifor-
MIA redwood region. John Cardigan,
at forty-seven, is the leading citizen
of Sequoia. owner of mills. ships.
and many acres OF timber. a wild
over after three years of married
life. and father of two-day-old
Bryce Cardigan. At fourteen Bryce
makes the acquaintance of Shirley
Summer. a visitor at SeQuoia, and
his junior by a few years. Together
they visit the Valley of the Giants,
sacred to John Cardigan and his
son as the burial place of Bryce's
mother, and part with mutual re-
greet While Bryce is at college
John Cardigan meets with heavy
business losses and for the first
time views the future with uncer-
tainty. After graduation from col
iege, and trip abroad. Bryce Car
digan comes home. On the train he
meets Shirley Sumner, on her way
to Sequoia to make her home there
with her uncle, Colonel Pennington.
Bryce learns that his fathers eye
sight has failed and that Colonel
Pennington is seeking to take ad-
vantage of the old mans business
misfortunes. John Cardigan is de-
spairing. but Bryce is full OF fight.
Bryce finds a burl redwood felled
across his mothers grave. He goes
to dinner at Pennington's on Shir-
ley'S invitation d.. .-.. ...
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27
Exact Copy Of Wrapper.
FiliaI Love.

The family had company for dinner
and the father of the house was tell
ing for his guest stories Of his boy.
hood. Among them were feats of his
marvellous eating ability. ''No wonder,
when mother was such a wonderful
cook" he smacked his lips in remem-
brance of her dishes. 'She could make
pies that were dreams, and strawberry
shOrtcake! After eating one Of moth
er's shortcakes q fellow thought all
others very ordinary, indeed"
Little John looked across at the glass
dish of strawberries. Then he piped
out in his clear little treble: "Oh, dad
don't you just hope that 1 can talk
just that nice about mother when ]
grow upY
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27
| MISTAKEN IN HIS SURMlSE
Mr.. Brown Somewhat Hasty In BIan-
ing the Gramophone for Those
UnearthIy Sounds.

Perfect peace reigned in the
Browns household The head of the
family, his days work over, was read
Ing, in Elissful anticipation of the eve
ming meal which Mrs. Brown was
busy preparing in the kitchen.
The gentle stiffness was suddenly
broken by eerie sounds, apparently
coming from, the next house-a weird
moaning, developing into heart-rend-
ing walls and narrowing shrieks.
Mr.. Brown jumped up.
Its Mrs. Woods confounded gram
ophone playing Tosti's 'Good-by Z"
he cried. "Lizzie"-to his oldest
daughter-"go and implore her to stop
it! Tell her I'm ill-tell her we're
all i'll, anything you like, only make
her leave OFF,
The child obediently hurried out,
and two minutes later came rushing
back.
ITS not Mrs. Woods gramophone,
dad" she said. its the Murphys
down the street opening tin q.
corned beefp
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27

! go over to your camp and pay the in
comparable Jules q brief visit"
1 Again the Colonel assimilated the
hint. but preferred to dissemble. "Oh
you can't steal him from me, Cardi.
gam" he laughed. Il warn you in ad.
vance-so spare yourself the effort"
"I'll try anything once" Bryce re
torted with equal good nature. "How-
ever, don't want to steal him from
you. I want to ascertain from him
where he procured this burl."
| "He wouldn't tell YOU"
HE might. I'm persuasive little
cuss when l choose to exert myself"
| 'Rondeau Is not communicative. He
requires lots of persuading."
| what delicious soup!" Bryce MUIR
INJURED blandly. Miss Sumner, may !
have a cracker?"
The dinner passed pleasantly; the
challenge and defiance between guest
and host had been so skillfully and
gracefully exchanged that Shirley
hadn't the slightest suspicion that
these two well-groomed men had, I'M
der her very nose, as it were, agreed
to be enemies and then, for the time
being, turned their attention to other
| and more trifiing matters. A sprightly
th1ee-cornered conversation continued
foc an hour. Then the Colonel, secret
ly enraged at the calm, hooking, con-
| templative glances which Bryce ever
and anon bestowed upon him, and uR-
able longer to convince himself that
he was too apprehensive-tha this
cool young man knew nothing and
would do nothing even if he knew
something-rOse, pleaded the necessity
for looking over some papers, and babe
Bryce goodnight. Foolishly he
proffered Bryce limp hand; and a
demon of deviltry taking possession Of
the latter, he squeezed it with a simple,
hearty earnestness, the while he said:
Colonel Pennington, hope do
not have to assure you that my visit
here this evening has not only been
delightful Observation-Disclosures Good
night, sir. and pleasant dreams"
With difficulty the Colonel suppress
ed grOan. However, he was not the
sort of man who suffers in silence /;
for minute later the butler, leaning
owe the banisters as his master climb
ed the stairs to his library, heard the
latter curse with an eloquence that
was singularly appealing.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27

dastardly raid. At any rate, l know
Rondeau is guilty, and you, as his
employer and the beneficiary of his
crime, must accept the odium."
The Colonel's face went white. 81
do not admit anything except that you
appear TO have lost your head, young
man. However, for the sake of argu-
ment: granting that Rondeau felled
that tree, he did it under the appre-
tension that your Valley of the Giants
is part of my Squaw creek timber
adjoining"
81 do not believe that There was
malice in the act-brutality. even; for
my mothers grave identified the land
as ours, and Rondeau felled the tree
on her tombstone"
! IF that is so, and Rondeau felled
that tree--I do not believe he did
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27
CHAPTER VII.

Colonel Seth Pennington looked uI
sourly as a clerk entered his private
office. "WellY" he demanded brus
quely. When addressing his EN-
ployees, the Colonel seldom bothered
to assume his pontifical manner.
'Mr. Bryce Cardigan is waiting to
see you, sir"
Every well. Show him in"
Bryce entered. "Good morning
Colonel" he said pleasantly. and bra.
zenly thrust out his hand.
'Not for me, my boy" the Colonel
assured him. 81 had enough of that
last night Well just consider the
Misunderstanding all attended to, if you
please. Have chair; sit down and
/. tell me what can do to make you
happy"
SIN delighted to find you In such
generous frame of mind, Colonel
Yc,: can make me genuinely happy by
renewing, for ten years on the same
terms as the original contract, your
arrangement to freight the logs of the
Cardigan Redwood Lumber company
from the woods to tidewater."
Colonel Pennington cleared his
throat with propitiatory "Ahem-m.
MP Then he removed his gold spec.
tacles and carefully wiped them with
a silk handkerchief, as carefully re-
placed them upon his aristocratic nose
and then gazed curiously at Bryce.
my dear young friend! My very
dear young friend! l must protest al
being asked to discuss this matter
Your father and have been over it in
detail; we failed to agree, and that
settles it."
II did not expect you to agree to
my request. I am not quite that
optimistic" Bryce replied evenly. 81
thought that possibly, if reopened
negotiations you might have reason
able proposition to suggest
81 haven't thought Of any,"
81 suppose if / agreed to sell you
that quarter-section of timber in the
little valley over yonder" Che pointed
to the east) "and the natural outlet
for your, Squaw creek timber, you'd
quickly think of one" Bryce suggested
pointedly.
mo, am not in the market for that
Valley of the Giants, as your idealistic
father prefers to call it. The posses
sion of that big timber is an advan.
tage I expect to enjoy before 1 ac
quire many more gray hairs. But ]
do not expect to pay for it."
do you expect me to offer It to
you as bonus for renewing our haul.
ing contract?"
The Colonel snapped his fingers
by George" he declared, that's q
bright idea, and few months ago ]
would have been inclined to consider
1t very seriously. But now"
"You figure you've got us winging
eh?" Bryce was smiling pleasantly.
81 am making no admissions" Penn.
ington responded enigmatically. nor
any hauling contracts for my neigh.
boris logs" he added.
81 suppose TIL have to abandon log
ging in Township nine and go back to
the San Hedrin." Bryce sighed re
signedly.
IF you do, you'll go broke. You
can't afford it. You're on the verge
of insolvency this minute"
IT suppose, since you decline to
haul our logs. after the expiration OF
our present contract, and in view OF
the fact that we are not financially
abb to build orr own logging railroad
that the wisest course my father and
l could pursue would be to sell our
timber in Township nine to yon II
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27

adjoins your holdings in the same
| township"
| II had notion the situation would
begin TO dawn upon YOU" The Colonel
was smiling now; his handsome face
was gradually assuming the express
sion pontifical. "I'Il give you dollar
thousand feet stumpage for it."
'I'm afraid / can't accept that offer
We paid a dollar and a half for it,
you know, and if we sold 1t to you at
dollar, the sale would not bring us
sufficient money to take up our bonded
indebtedness; we'd only have the San
Hedrin timber and the Valley of the
Giants left, and since we cannot log
either of these at present. naturally
we'd be out of business"
THAT'S the way I figured it, my
boy"
"Well-we're not going out of bust
ness"
Pardon me for disagreeing with you.
l think you are"
"Not much We can't afford it."
my dear boy, my very dear young
friend, listen to me. Your paternal
ancestor is the only human being who
has ever succeeded in making a per-
feet monkey of me. When l wanted
to purchase from him a right of way
through his absurd Valley of the
Giants, in order that I might log my
Squaw creek timber, he refused me.
And to add insult to injury, he
spouted lot of rot about his big
trees, how much they meant to him,
and the utter artistic horror of run
ming logging-train through the grove
particularly since he planned to be-
queath it to Sequoia as public park.
Il will not renew your logging con-
tract. That is final, young man. No
Liam can ride me with spurs and get
away with it,"
"Oh, 1 knew that yesterday"
Then why have you called on me
today, taking up my time on dead
issue?'
Il wanted to give you one final
chance to repent. know your plan.
w ho'S it III youl poWCl "
the Cardigan Redwood Lumber COM
pany, acquire it at fifty per cent of
It's value and merge it's assets with vonr
Laguna Grande Lumber company. You
are an ambitious man. You want to
be the greatest redwood manufacturer
In California. and in order to achieve
your ambitions, you are willing to ruin
a competitor: you decline to play the
game like thoroughbred
81 play the game of business accord
ing to the rules of the game; l do
nothing Illegal, sir"
"And nothing generous or chivalrous.
Colonel, you know your plea of
shortage of rolling-stock is that the
contract for hauling our logs has been
very profitable and will be more profit
able In the future IL you will accept
a Observation-Disclosures increase on
tie freight rate and renew the con-
tract for ten years"
Nothing doing, young man. Re
member, you are not in a position to
ask favors."
linen l suppose wen nave TO go
down fighting?"
81 do not anticipate much of a
fight"
"And I'll begin by running your
woods-boss out Of the country"
"Ah-hw
"You know why, of course-those
burl panels in your dining room. Ron
deau felled tree in our Valley of the
Giants to get that burl for you, Colonel
Pennington"
Pennington flushed. Il defy you to
prove that" he almost shouted.
'Very well. I'll make Rondeau con.
fess; perhaps he'll even tell me who
sent him after the burl. Upon my
word, / think you inspired that
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27
He Drank the Gravy.

"Too many cooks spoil the broth"
but If there is no broth-well, here's
the story as the young man told it:
II went to d church luncheon and
thought it mighty strange that the
meat was brought in first and few
minutes later bowl Of soup.
$50 I laid the meat aside, reached
over for the soup and began dipping
my spoon in it.
"There was loud cry from the Ia
dies giving the luncheon, and one OF
them rushed up, crying:
Goodness gracious, man, you're
drinking the gravy !"-Columbus Dis
match
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27
Not at Home.

Swine fever had broken out in the
village and the local policeman had
been appointed to call upon all own
ers of pigs and take particulars of
each case.
Rapping at the door of an old cot
tage he was confronted by a shrewdish
looking woman, who CURLY asked him
what he wanted.
ave called, to see the swine" said
the constable.
''He's oot," snappily replied the
woman, and banged the door.-London
Answers
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27
Millions of Tiny Germs
Cause Your Catarrh

sprays and douches.
S. S. S. will cleanse your blood
of the cause of Catarrh, and give
real relief. 1t has been in con-
slant use for more than fifty
years, and is sold by all druggists.
Buy bottle of S. S. S. today and
lose no further time in getting on
the right treatment.
Valuable advice regarding your
case will be furnished free. Ad-
dress Medical Adviser, 1913 Swift
Laboratory. Atlanta, Ga.
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27
Great wine cellar in Roumanla.

The most capacious wine cellar In
the world is owned by the Roumanian
government. A railway tunnel 2.60c
feet long could not be used for the pur-
pose for which it was intended be
ca se OF inferior construction. so IL
was leased TO a wine dealer. who
turned 1t into q storehouse for wines
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27
Real Relief Comes Only by
Cleansing the Blood of the
Germs.

You must realize that your blood
is loaded down with catarrh
germs, and these germs must be
removed from your blood before
you can expect real, rational relief
from the disease. And of course,
+. you know that you cannot reach
these germs in your blood with
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27
He Was Rich

Deception is bad policy during the
counting days, since it is so often fol-
lowed by the storm of disclosure.
This was happening in the Smith
household. ..
''You always seemed to have plenty
Of money before we were married"
jibed Mrs. Smith.
"Alas, darling, it was only seeming:
really, had very little" replied her
husband sadly.
"And what's more. you told me you
expected to be rich !"
"And am rich," murmured the man
lovingly. 1--WE got your
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27
One Way.

Knicker-"How does he reduce the
cost of clothing" Bocker-"He waits
for great mans mantle to fall on
him
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27

Of the neck and the slack of his over
alls, lifted him shoulder-high ant
threw him, as one throws sack OF
meal. full at Colonel Pennington.
"You threw me at him. Now
throw him at you. You damned
thieying, greedy, hypocritical scoun.
drel. If it weren't for your years and
your gray hair, I'd kill you"
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27
Failinds IGNORED.

Mrs. Hodge-How do you write ref
erences for your cooks?
Mrs. Hiram Daly-Oh, epitaph style
The Ely miner. [volume] (Ely, Minn.) 1895-1986, 1920-08-27

Women are now eligible to serve on
English juries.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1920-08-19
JONNEK A szINEszEK

Egyelore meg nem a magyar
szineszekrol van $40; hanem a va
'rosszerte kozismert Park szinhaz
szineszeirol, akik e ho 23-an, azaz
kovetkez6 hetfon kezdik meg a
saisont.
A magyarsag is jol ismeri
Park szinhazat, a hol mindig nagy
szerii, nevettet6 es szemnek tet !.
$40 darabokat szoktak el0adn;.
Most hetfon, kedden es szerdan
Social Maids" cimii latvanyos
darab keriil bemutat6ra es pedig
l8 sep leanynyal, csitortokon,
penteken es szombaton Iedig az
Amerika szerte hires L. G. Field
fele Minstrel Show" lesz. La
punk mai szamaban k0z0lt hirde-
tes bovebh reszletekkel is szolgal.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1920-08-19
BAJOK VANNAK

megint a Verhovay Segelyegy-
letben. New York allan biztosi-
tasi feliigyel6je sg a magasra
felemelt korszerinti fizctes mel
lett sem engedi meg az allan te-
riileten a verhovay-fi6kok nil
kodeset mindaddig, mig Verho-
way Segsly egylet fentartja a Met
ropolitan-szerzodeset, a melyert
pedig a kozponti tisztilxar egyes
tagjai hasabos cikkekben zenge-
dezik onmaguArol, hogy megko.
tesevel Decentralization babero-
kat szereztek magulmak, meg
az 6rat is hatratoltak -. A koz-
ponti tisztikar most perre vitte a
dolgot, hogy a bir6sag dontson e
kerdesben. Tartok t6le, hogy e
pernek semmi mas eredmenye mem
lesz az egyletre nezve, mint az,
hogy maid megint egy csomo per-
k0ltseget kell fizetni az Ozvegyek
Is arvak penzebol!
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1920-08-19
"A VERHOVAYAK
GYOZELME"

cimet viselte a Verhovaya7k
Lapja augustus len megjelent
szamanak elso oldalan egy hir.
Gondosan atolvastuk szobanfor-
GO hirecsket, inert hiszen minden
Verhovay tagot kozelr0l erdekel,
hogy hat tulajdonkepen milyen
gy0zelmet is aratott a Verhovay
egylet? Es tenyleg gyozelemro1
volt $40 a hirben! Az akroni Ver-
hovay fiok tagjai egy piknik al
,kalmaval megtartott kotelhuza-
son gy6zelmet arattak egy mask
ettani egylet tagjai felett. Iga-
zan nagyon sep gyozelem volt,
mely valoban meghatja az embert.
Mindenkit epen mem hat meg, de
a hivatalos lapszerkesztSt annyi.
ra meghatotta, hogy a "verho-
vayak gyozelme" cimmel megirta
a szobanforgo szerenyke es jelen-
tosegtelen hirt. $50 sincs rola, a
kotelhuzas nagyon szep sport, es
nem is koltseges, ellenben a lap
szerkesztes meg mem sport, hanem
hivatas! Mi jobban fogunk drill
nj, ha a Verhovayak mem a kotel-
huzasban, hanem az anyagi gya-
rapodas es a tagletszam tersn
gy0znek. Ne kotelet, de tagot
huzzanak az egyletbe a szeretet
es megertes meggyozo szavaival.
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1920-08-19
EgyrOl- l-Masr6l.

hogy vegre hpattan nagy titok,
Is megtudjuk, hogy Xix is voltak
azok, a Xix a szerkesztGi allasra
palyaztak, a melyr6l AIT irta a
hivatalos lap, hogy 15 palyaz6 ko
siil egy szavazat elleneben, Zam-
bory Sandort valasztottak meg.
Mert ugyan nagyon szep, ha vala-
XII annyira birja a tisztikar bizal-
mat, hogy IA ellenfelet csak ugy
uk-muk-fnk kibuktatja szerkesz-
soi allasbol, de hat azert megis
csak illene tudni, hogy Xix az "el-
bukottak''? Hatha voltak pa
lyaz6k kozott szerintiink okosabb,
hozzaert6bb es jobb, ujsagir6k is,
mint Zambory Sander? Mert ext
a kerdsst Italian mi ujsagir6k job
ban Is 1iagyobb szakertelemmel
tudjuk megbiralni, mint a tiszt-
kar! De ha esetleg mem ertenenk
ehhez a biralathoz, ahhoz talaa
csak megis ertenenk valamit, hogy
melyik szerkeszto alarta olcsob-
ban csinalni lapot, es' melyik
dragabban? E;s ehhez a kerdeshez
az 0sszes tagok is ertenek. Vagy
ITALIAN azert mem koz0ltek lie a pa
lyazok neveit es az osszeg Macy
sagat, a melyert lapot szerkesz-
tettek volna? No de mem bai,
maid lek0zlik a kovetkezo szam-
ban, inert a Youngstown fiok hi
vatalosan szolitotta fel ere a tisz-
tikart. A nevekre Is a szamokra
igazan kivancsiak vagyunk. De
a Verhovay tagok is, inert bizony
eleget vartunk ,es meg sem tud-
juk, hogy hat hogyan is all a bal?
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1920-08-19
LErARr6zrArorr REND6R-
TIszrvIsEL6


Budapestr6l jelentik: Rjna
Laszlo rendortisztyiselo az utlc-
vel-osztalyban t0bbrendbeli vissza
elest k0vetett ell. Legj0vedelme-
z6bb visszaelese az volt, hogy a
fokapitanysagr6l visszaerkezett cr
kolcsi igazolasokat mas utleyesek-
re vezette ra S ICY 4 jogosulasla
noknak tette lehetSve az utlevel
megszerzeset. Tobb feljelentesre
letart6ztattAk es Koros Artur DIR.
rendSrtan6csos kihallgatts a tiszt-
viselot, akit aztan atkisertek az
iigyeszsegre. !
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1920-08-19
z IDEGENEK JOVEDELMI
AD0JA
Hasznos tudnival6k az adofizetes
k0riil

Az Egyesiilt Allamok idegen
nyelvii lakossaga kozott az ut6b-
bi ket evben sok zavart es teve
dest okoztak jovedelmi ado tor
venyek es szabalyok. Sokfele Okla
volt a tevedeseknek, fooka azon-
ban az, hogy miutan a jovedelmi
ado vi dolog Amerikaban, ugy a
torveny, mint annak yegrehajta-
sa meg eppenseggel nem tokele.
tes. A legtobb orszagban mar
regota van j0vedelmi ado es a jo-
val kisebb orszagokban aranylag
sokkal konnyebb volt megfelelJ
jovedelmi ado torvenyt hozni es
helyesen vegrehajtani, mint az
oriasi kiterjedesii es ,nagy nepes-
segu Egyesult Allamokban. Alta
ianossagban az Egyesiilt Allamo!s
adotoryenyei sokkal tobb kivetelt
engednek meg es sokkal alacso-
nyabbak mint barmelyik mas or,
szagei.
Az angolul mem tud6 idegenck
legnagyobb baja az volt, hogy mem
ertettek meg j6l q t0rvenyt es hs
mar meg is ertcttek, mem tudt4k
AIT sajat magukra helyesen alkal-
MANI. Az elmult mastel evben
az Amerikai Vereskereszt Egye-
siilet Foreign Language Informa-
tion Service osztalya szoros 0ssze.
kottetesben allott q Washington
Amerikai Magyar hirlap = American Magyar journal. [volume] (Youngstown, Ohio) 1911-1942, 1920-08-19

Jon egy kover nenike is,
Alig k0sz0n 10 napot,
Mi lesz9 - kialt a fiilembe,
Hat en- mem kapok lapot?
Aztan jon egy kis fiucska,
A dry klining kiildte Ell,
Hogy kedves szerkeszto ur
IOltozetet vigye ell
Hol tollam? Hi vitte ell?
No ez megis borzaszt6
XII itta meg tentamat?
Ures a tehtatart6.
Halo, csenget telefen,
aCali Nemellyi to the f6n,"
Ugy zseng- bong ez az iroda,
Mint yalami gramofon!
No de en- mem tiir0m tovabb
EFT bajt, ezt a hianyt:
Long distanc fel fogom hiyni
A legszebbik hab leanyt.
Megkerem, hogy Nemenyinek
Udv0zletem ada at,
kozben pedig csiklandja meg
A jobb es a bal oldalat
JoJJon haza, szerkesztS ur,
Mert lit minden elveszik, -, i;
Sot mi t0bb! fizeteset:
Mas emberek felveszik!
Mire megjon, mem lesz itten
Sem a Daki, sem Mih6k,
Ess az iroasztal el6tt
Halot fonogat egy p6k r