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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12
MARCH Il. 1920.
No COMPROMISE WITH SATANIC HATE.

Prest Wilson'S letter to Sen. Hitchcock relative
TO the Lodge reservations-and compromise
amendments,-to the League OF Nations. has the
approval Of Americans grown weary Of cOmpro-
missing with satan Republicans know dcnocrats
know. and everybody else knows that if the per-
sonai hate for Woodrow Wilson were eliminated
from the treaty controversy, ratification would 60
over with a whoop. Opposition outside william F.
Borah. is not at all matter of principle but a mat
Ter OF words. and the authorship OF the words
To the credit Of Borah ne isn't sneak He is
against League Of Nations, and would not follow
Jesus Christ into one" which is at least evidence
OF honesty and above-boardness. He does not belong
TO that school Of assassins hypocrites pre-
tend TO favor a League OF Nations but not this
League-aslting that their pretense be accerte as
based upon things wrong with the document when
matter of fact based only upon their par
tsan hate Of the principal author and their rea!
purpose is to kill the League entirely The president
aside from his letter to Sen Hitchcock hit the nail
pretty squarely the head when he told Sen Sim
mons that if the democrats had spent half as much
energy in trying to show Sen. Lodge and his cohorts
where they wrong. they have been using in
their non-resistant negativeness trying to get him
TO submit to a compromise surrender to them. the
treaty would have been ratified long ago
History will glory in the presidents spunk; that
he refuses to compromise with such positive devils
as the 'frreconciable" republicans or with such
negative imps as some Of the democrats-too low
LrOwed TO get the League of Nations principle and
not high-b rowed enough t rise above Gov Edwards
It is difficult for them follow Wilson because his
deals are not soaked in dampness-quite as it is
impossible for the republicans ideals not
plated with their brand of partisan gold-dust.
The next campaign is the place for the League of
Nations issue IL the senate does not care to raufy
all the issue the democrats need and the best
kind Of an issue, had they the gumpton TO awaken
10 II, and devote their brains to something above
their belts The people OF the United states are for
League of Nations and the League as it stands IS
infinitely more defeusible than any Of the proposed
reservations of compromises would ever make it.
All the people need is to be told the truth and if
democracy will quit its pussy-footing" spineless
jelly -hshness; stop mollycoddng the brewers dis
tlers and booze-histers realizing that he who aims
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12

you never needed It. II she could
speak she would tell you 10 do what
ever would make you happy and be
sure that that would make her hap
by. too.
What should you care what other
people think, or try TO imagine what
they think?
In this little life Of ours that is
so short and so fleeting swift. what
time have you to stop and TO con
slider formal rules for formal con-
duct at a time when your whole
heart cries out for comfort and
consolation?
Do what you want TO do about
the wedding, you and your little
bride. and if you are a right-feeling
man. whatever you do will be-all
right
Etiquette, form, propriety--of all
the empty nonsense that was ever
fo-sted upon a long-suffering world
kindness, tolerance, good taste,
right feeling. courtesy to others re-
spect for the rights and feelings Of
someone beside yourself-that's all
that etiquette means.
And these things you do not get
out Of a book.
You get them out Of your own
heart.
Copyright, 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12
GEORGIA.

Georgia has a deeply religious
origin among the Marinite Chris
tians who have a tradition that
Georges was a Christian sentinel at
Damascus, who connived at the es-
cape OF st. Paul when he was let
down in the basket. and was there
fore put to death. The next Georges
was a Cappadocian saint and martyr
in whose honor the Emperor Con
stantine erected a church at Byzan-
tium. Throughout all early church
history Georgius appears as saint.
martyr or hero until finally the fam
Gus St. George of the Dragon legend
became renowned in England
Curiously enough, though George
penetrated every country Of the
west being adoIted by England.
France, Hungary and Germany, the
feminine is quite a modernism. II
was not until comparatively recent
years that Anne OF Denmark was in
strumental in having a GOd-child Of
hers. Christened Georgia Anna She
was the first English Georgia, though
the name is said 10 have existed
previously on the continent. II IS
possible that this same Georgia
Anna coupled her two names for
the sake OF euphony and is respon-
sible for the Georgiana which is
now so popular in all English speak
ing countries.
The French adopted Georgia. but
quickly changed her 10 Georgine and
Georgette Germany liked Georgine
and took her over, making her one
Of her most popular feminine names.
England has a form Georgina and
Portugal is responsible for Geor-
geta. In America alone does the
original Georgia seem 10 flourish.
Georgia's talismanic gem is the
bloodstone. which has strong thera -
peutic powers and not only PRESERVES
its wearer from danger and disease
but IL Is said 10 be "A curative in
hemorrhages and other disturbances
OF the blood. Tuesday is her lucky
day and four her lucky number. The
violet. signifyinG modesty. is her
flower.
Copyright. 1920
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12
More Truth
Than Poetry
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE
TO a MOVIE CHIID.

on, little loving Movie Child.
What woes are yours TO carry,
y our mother gets a little riled
And throws you from the ferry
The bastard villain, scowling back,
To show how much they hate YOU
AfilX you 20 a rail road track
Where trains may decimate YOU.
Although your sentiments are pure
As William Jennings Bryan's.
The arab sheiks are always sure
To feed you 20 the lions
I've seen a widow, pale and wild.
Amid the flames that burned her.
Observing Fireman save my child"
And 10. The fireman spurned her
I've seen you penned inside a lair
By some base-hearted sinner.
About the time a grizzly bear
Was coming home 10 dinner.
I've seen you smiling with delight
While busily unwrapping
"A big round stick Of dynamite
Whose fuse was brightly swapping
And always YOU have worn a smile.
SO tender and forgivng.
To show that you were free from
guile
And felt the JOY OF living.
Thoush scheming scoundrels plainly
spoke
The evil they intended
You treated them like geutIefoIk.
And never seemed offended.
Full many an hour you've begUiled
Full many a thrill 1 owe you:
But you're so good, dear Movie
Child.
would not care to know you.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12
The Tower of Babel
By BILL ARMSTRONG

/ lashed me into the chair. and laid
two towels and several sponges In
my mouth
''Yesshh." I replied, trembling
with fear
Where do you wish to be sent
II this proves fatal?" he asked.
''Senddssh," replied gravely.
"meesshh homessh TO mysh bus
inessh manageerish."
lie nodded as If he understood
and then blindfolded me- 7 felt like
a horse being led out OF a fire. II
was the first time I had felt exact
~ that way. and it worried me a
trifle.
The dentist next laid what felt
like an ordinary potato skillet I'm
my mouth. inserted at least two or
more towels and a Turkish bath
mat. He then busted himself with
wrapping my head up in something
that felt a good deal like tire tape.
All the time he kept up a continu-
Gus conversation. DR.. Pain must
get accustomed to talking TO HIM
self.
I guess my dentist must have
been stationed at Hog Island during
the war. because as soon as he got
me nicely embalmed in tire tape.
riveting inside my mouth that
would have cleared Jack Dempsey
OF a charge OF Stacking If he had
been doing the work.
While the riveting process was
still in progress, my friend. who
must have had some experience IN
the oil fields, started drilling, stop
ping only when he had reached and
succeeded in turning my appendix
over on it's side. A cross cut saw
was next employed, and ii felt as If
part of my tongue had accidentally
gotten cut off in the operation and
that the roof of my mouth would
also probably need n couple of new
shingles before IL was as good as
new again.
thought OF the days when I was
a little boy; and OF all the different
things I had done in my life. I got
70 wondering II the gates really
were pearly and if the jitneys wore
out the golden streets in Heaven
and the street car company raised
HI about il!
Finally I came to. wandering
around on the streets minus an
aching tooth and the price Of the
treatment. Which is about all OF
my story except
THE MORAL
A photograph certainly has il all
over q human being. II can talk,
and laugh. and sing and entertain
everybody and il never has to worry
about an appointment with the
dentist at II o'clock sharp next
Wednesday.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12
FIGURE IT OUT FOR
YOURSELF; IT'S IS
EASY IS ANYTHING

LONDON. March 1I.-Theore-
tically. fl would seem possible to
turn f10 into f1O0 merely by
taking short trip through
France. Switzerland and Italy.
says a Swiss correspondent or
the Daily Graphic he gives this
formula:
Take a f1O banknote into
France. and change il for 40
silver francs. With these enter
switzerland. where they will buy
200 Italian paper lire. then
pass into Italy and cash into
Italian silver You may have
Roo silver lire Take these
back into Switzerland. and you
have 800 SwIs francs. as the
silver lire are accepted here as
equal tn value TO Swiss francs.
Now buy French paper money,
and YOU viii receive 1900
French francs. Return 10
France where YOU buy English
notes. and you get f10e-more
or less.
Practically. il is not so ehsy.
as silver coin is rare on the con-
tinent. and there is the French
prohibition 20 carry more than
1000 francs out Of the country.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12
The Horoscope
FRIDAY, MARCH IL.

This day is Eeculiar in that but
single Lunar aspect and no mutual
positions are found among the
planets I'm its figure Of the heavens.
This one lunar transit is an impor-
tant one, in that it is an augury of
sudden change, removal or journey
which should result I'm advantage
and unlocked for benefits. III it be
found that the signing OF letters. pa
pers, documents or contracts are
part of these important changes,
unusual precautions should be tax
EN-. as carelessness in these respects
may lead TO self-undOing.
Those whose birthday il is may
expect a year Of change or travel
and, on the whole. these should re-
suit in success and advantage. \
child born on this day will be orig
inal inventive. fond Of travel and
change, and successful.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12
SPEAKING OF ORDERS.

The comforting upon the Earl Beatty by the presi-
of the China Of the order of the Excellen,
Crop has called attention the picturesqueness of
of the honorary, appellations that being so
freely bestowed after the war A number of Brit
ish officers have recently received the order Of the
Stirred Tiger, which would to make them
eligible to at least associate membership in Tam
many. The order Of the Sacred Treasure and the
Lion and Sun peculiar to Persia The Order of
the Golden Fleece is Greek distinction which thus
far has not been accorded to any of the operators
Wall st. And during his recent visit England the
Persian Shah presented the prince of Wales with
the order of the Qutz
In this connection correspondent asks why our
nation which is beginning to take its right
full leadership in the world, should. not get into
the fashion and have its president center distin-
guished orders of this kind. We are not without
possible precedent. Didn't president once upon
time bestow upon his secretary of state the Order
of the Double Cross-when ne canned internecine
dummy" in the service of an anti-adminisration
senate?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12
Wnifred Black Writes About:
Etiquette

Would it be proper to marry less
than a year after the death OF my
mother?
What is the appropriate remarA
when a person says. L was delighted
to meet your"
when a man gives a girl his
seat in the street car, should she
thank him for IL or not?"
Whats the correct thing TO say
when a friend congratulstes you on
your engagement"
oh. yes they did. All these quest
ions came in the mail In one week.
and they're only few CT the ones
that came, ar that.
What in the world is the matter
with people that they want a book
OF etiquette in order TO decide
what's proper o. what's right TO say
on this, that and the ether occa-
sion?
Say what you think. my dear. In
the name of common sense. so long
as what you think isn't going to
hurt anyones feelings. Say what
you think-that's what words are
! for.
II you're engaged TO be married
to the man you love and who truly
loves you, you're probably so happy
that you have all you can do to keep
from singing. even right out on the
street. Well, why don't you say
so. when your friend congratulates
you?
She'll be delighted TO hear it.
There isn't such a great lot Of hap
piness going around in this dull old
world that we can. any Of us, afford
TO miss any little bit OF IL that comes
our way-pass yours around. That's
the queerest thing about happiness
the more you share 1t, the more
you have il.
She Would Be Glad.
Now. about the person who says,
Il was delighted 10 meet YOU"
Are you delighted TO meet him
/ If YOU are, say so. Why not, in
the name of all that is reasonable
and kind? If you aren't why not
ask why he is so overjoyed? That
will start a conversation, anyhow.
| Good talk is not made up OF little
cut and dried remarks, 10 be passed
back and forth like the motto can
dies they used 10 have at old fash
toned parties.
You know what 10 say when
man comes into the office and asks
you some questions about your bus
| mess. don't you?
You don't have to run out and
/ look into an etiquette book 70 see
what to say when some one asks
YOU the name Of the street you're
on, or which is the way TO the hotel
do you?
! Don't YOU know what you think
/ Yourself. and how 10 express it?
would it be proper TO marry
less than a year after the death OF
your mother"
/ What do you care about what's
| proper" in such a case as that?
How much does your mother care
wing in her low grave with the
winds singing in the trees above her
quiet heart?
She brought you into the world.
/ she loved YOU as no one else Will
/ ever love you. no. not even the girl
Won love so devotedly. She held
YOU in her arms. close 10 her heart,
and If she could have saved you
1 one hour OF bitter pain by doing IL,
she would have cut of her hand at
| the wrist.
From The Heart.
| What has etiquette or somebody's
idea OF the proper thing 10 do with
her or with you. now that she has
| gone?
You need companionshIp now. 80
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12

/ entered the room. The doctor
greeted me cUrtiy, with something
OF a Satanic grin playing on his
handsome countenance. He moved
q couple of large mallets a little
closer to the chair and invited me
to enter. and as he smiled and waved
me toward the chair l glanced at
him sharply To my establishment
discovered two horns protruding
from his head just above the ears.
Nice weather, we've been hav-
ing" he commented dryly as he
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12
IN WHICH I MEET L. PAIN,
ID ID

The modest sign on the door is
what first attracted my eye. IL
read
T. PAIN. D. D. s.
Union Dentist.
had long suffered with an aching
tooth and finally decided 10 boldly
step in and see a dentist. There
was nothing IN the outer office OF
the dentist I. Pain, 10 disquiet me ex-
cept an occasional groan from the
next room. which appeared TO be
the operating or repair room Of
the garage. Above the shrieks Of
the suffering patient, / could plainly
hear Dr. Pain relating an uproar-
lousy funny story. I also had little
trouble in overhearing him laugh
violently over his story at IFS con
clusion.
There were more shrieks Of an
guish. and finally a muff1ed figure
was led out Of the inner chamber
Of the repair room and tossed into
the elevator.
IF he's alive when he reaches
the ground. take him over 10 the
Chamber OF Commerce until the
hospitals are enlarged" I heard the
young lady attendant say to the
elevator operator, smiling sweetly.
She passed through the outer Of
flee, where 1 sat shuddering. into
the operating or repair room and
held "a consultation with the doctor.
I could overhear snatches of their
conversation.
Something was said about me
appearing hearty" able to stand
most anything" and that II looked
as If l didn't have the gumption or
nerve TO fight back
At the close of the conversation.
could plainly hear noises like the
filing OF cross cut saws; the testing
out Of pile drivers; hugh mallets
moved about the room, probably
being placed nearer to the work
bench, and similar signs OF acti-
witty.
Finally the young lady attendant
announced
1.-THE doctor is waiting"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12
WHAT'S In A NAME

Facts about your name; Its
history; its meaning; whence Il
was derivej; its significance;
your lucky day and lucky Jewel.
BY MILDRED MARSHALL.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12
Gladly

II a million men called for a can
nidate at sunrise Mr.. Bryan would
respond long before sunset
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12

After settling all the just debts
Of the deceased the allies WON'T Doe
as pleased as they thought they
were going 90 be with the job Of
executors OF Germany
Copyright. 1921
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12

al the sky shoots higher much than he who blazes
away the gutter perhaps il will get somewhere.
Prest Wilson has pointed the way
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12

There viii be many bidders for
the powder puff dispensing privilege
n the forthcoming conventions.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12

Maybe. Senior Ibanez the novelist says women
like to be bullied. But if there's no indication
of it in American divorce courts. Ever hear Of
woman asking for divorce because her husband
didn't beat her uI?
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12

Somehow. every time that peak of prices is
reached, we begin to discern another peak looming
up ahead
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12

Norway Sweden and Switzerland have all voted
20 join the League of Natons-and without lodging
any Of the responsibilities.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-03-12

The modest sign on the door is
what first attracted my eye. II
read
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-29
MAN
KNOWS HARDING

UNIVERSITY or OREGON, Eu.
gene. July s9,-Annther hoyhood
friend of Warren O. Harding, Re-
publican nominee for president, has
been discovered living In Oregon. In
the person OF Dr, Chester l.. Carlisle.
now IN Eugene acting as director OF
the Oregon state survey OF mental
detectives. delinqucnts aud depend.
en,s. which is being conducted by the
University OF Oregon at the request
OF the legislature. Dr, Carlisle lived
In Marion. Ohio, HardlnE's home
town, for many years and was In tho
same high school class as Miss abb
gail Harding, the candidates sister.
Senator Harding Is a fine exam
pie OF a selt.made American" said
Dr. Carlisle. who went on to recount
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-29
AMUNDSEN READY
FOR ANOTHER TRIP

SEATTLE. wn., July 2s.-First
circumnavigation OF the globe thru
the narrow watrs between the Arc
tic ice pack and the northern edges
OF Europe and America can be claim.
ed. 1t has been pointed out. by Ro-
aid Amundsen. Norwegian explorer.
when he arrives at Nome. Alaska.
this summer.
Amundsen cannot claim a continu-
Gus journey around this northern
rim. however. for the first leg was
completed In 1906 when he discover.
ed the long-sought Northwest Pass.
age around America from the At
lsntic to the Pacific. On this journey
he sailed westward from Norway and
ended his trip TO Nome.
The second leg OF the journey is
being completed this summer. In
1918 he again left Norway. but sail
ed east. around Europe and Asia
He is expected to arrive at Nome
soon on this trip.
Amundsen Is going to Nome to
outft for a dash to the North Pole.
according to Captain George Tonne
con. one OF the explorers lieuten-
ants. who arrived here recently al.
ter leaving Amundsen In the north
ern seas of the Siberian coast.
Amundsen is the discoverer OF the
South Pole. He hopes TO reach the
North Pole TO refute or confirm the
claims OF the late Rear-Admiral
Robert E. Pesry to the discovery OF
the northern tip OF the world.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-29
MANY OFFER TO MEND
HIS BROKEN HEART

SYDNEY. n. s.. July l2. (By
Mail il)-Resideuts OF this city are
beginning to wonder whether II Is
still in order to pity Captain Thomas
Kitchen. the Canadian Field Artil-
lery officer whose fancee. Miss A.
Butler OF Manchester, Eng. trans
ferred her affections TO Lieutenant
T. Miller while en- route to Halifax
to marry the captain.
Following the publicity which has
been given the broken engagement.
Captain Kitchen has received many
letters. mostly from English women.
In which the writer offers her own
hand to the captain by way OF con-
ISOLATION for the loss OF Miss Butler.
Among those who offer to come to
Sydney and become Mrs. Captain
Kitchen is a young duchess, Captain
Kitchen says. She has written ex-
pressing her sympathy and volun-
teered to come at once II the gallant
Canadian will have her.
Captain Kitchen would not tell
the name OF the duchess or say
whether she was a noblewoman In
her own right or the divorced or
widowed wife Of some high ranking
peer.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-29
Drink NOT WATER
BEFORE BREAKFAST
Says you really feel clean. sweet
and fresh inside. and
are seldom ILL.,

II you are accustomed to wake up
with coated tongue. foul breath or a
dull headache: or II your meals sour
and ferment. you have real surprise
awaiting you.
Tomorrow morning, Immediately
upon arising, drink a glass OF hot
water with a teaspoonful OF limestone
phosphate In Il. This Is intended ia
first neutralire and then wash out OF
your stomach. liver, kidneys and
thirty feet OF intestines all the indi.
gestible waste, poisons, sour bile and
toxins. thus cleansing, sweetenins
and purifying the entire alimentary
canal.
Those subject to headaches. back.
aches. biliuos attacks, constipation OF
stomach trouble. are urged to get q
quarter pound OF limestone phosphate
from the drug store and begin enjoy.
ing this morning inside bath.
Just as hot water and soap cleanse.
purify and freshen the skin. 90 hot
water and a teaspoonful Of limestone
phosphate act on the stomach. liver.
kidneys and bowels. Limestone phos.
phate is an inexpensive white powder
and almost tasteless.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-29

In making an order that. when
erossing a bridge. a regiment OF sol.
diers must break step, the military
authorities are actuaicd by the viii.
ratory dangers which would arise
II the mon marched across In step.
The tramp OF the regulation step
would cause u heavy wave OF vibra.
tionai force TO travel along the
length OF the bridge, This force
would grow stronger as the men
marched, and soon the bridge would
be hcayIng up and down with a dan.
gcrous possibility OF collapsinE
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-29

The present vogue tor painted
furniture In England owes Its sue.
cess chiefly to the efforts OF Lady
Kinloch. who decided upon this
method to provide unknown artirts
with medium for getting their
work before the public.
The evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, 1920-07-29
WEATHER RECORD

Hereafter tho Herald will publish
he mean aud maximum tcmpcra'
urcs aud precipitation record ~ taxi
N by tho U, y. Reclamation service
station. Publication will cover the
lay previous to the papers issue. ~
to 8 o'clock OF that day.