El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-05-01

for consideration. 10 the effect that
The New York subway system is
the best in the world"
we agree with M Hearst" says
the statement Of the management.
and we also agree with him in this,
published in his own paper.
THE New York American is forced
10 raise the price Of its Sunday paper
cost OF paper and labor. We believe
the public wants the best and is VIII
ing TO pay for it,
Paper Selling Profiteers.
And, speaking OF papers and profit
eering, listen to this: The New York
papers bear a printed price OF two
cents on their front pages, but II you
can buy one for two cents at any Of
the news stands. III eat it. They
openly exact three cents from you
for all papers and the Telegraph,
which should sell for five cents and
Is SO marked by the publisher, brings
the news dealer ten cents or you get
no Telegraph. The Ell Paso Herald
sells for eight cents here, although
the printed price says five cents The
news dealers have a boycott on the
New York World because II has re-
Gently insisted that they pay for its
delivery to them They have re-
fused to pay and they swear If asked
for a World
A Prohibition Knock.
The hotels and restaurants adver-
tise special dinners Of all sorts. from
/ 8 dollar and a half to two and q half
and when you get into a place, the
I waiter hands you a little card that
! puts in a little lick for booze, for Il
I says Owing 20 the enforcement Of
Z the prohibition laws. the management
] is forced TO make a CONVERT charge Of
7 fifty cents per person" This is done
/ wherever there is music and dancing.
I You even pay this charge in some
l places where they put on socalled
I '-revues." after you have purchased
I an admission ticket and seat space
at a table.
The person who used to come
to New York and return home
to brn% about the cheap things
he got IN New York. now has no
such braE coming on returning
home or Il n plain prevuricator-
Like the man who grew fonder OF
his dogs the more he saw OF people.
you'll grow fouder OF your home town
the more you see Of New York these
days.
The Vice Presidential Remedy.
We've got to get back 10 buying
what we need-not what we want.
il We are going TO bring down the
cost OF living" said vice president
Thomas r. Marshall. while visiting
New York as the guest Of the Ameri-
can publishers. There IS 10 cause
for alarm If we VIII only return 70
sanity.
Il lived in the period after the
civil war and things were much
higher then than they are now,
hut my mother was satisfied
with n calico dress then II she
lived today, she'd want satins,
suppose.
Il went through a silk shirt fac
turning out shirts to be sold at SIS
a piece asked II they expected 10
find a sale FOR them. They said yes
Il asked who bought these SIS
shirts md the manufactures re-
pliedf The Niger down south,
the lumber jacks in Wisconsin.
the miners In Arizona and the
farm hands in Kansas
Let's get away from this theory
that we must make all the money to-
day before we die or we must spend
IL all today lest We die tomorrow
Conferences Don't Cut Cost.
Don't talk about conferences On
costs and legislation 70 reduce prices. l
We can't set aside the laws OF nature
Our money has doubled in the pass
ret our production has only increased I
10 percent We must get back 70 I
production and 10 saving
4DOn't blame cOnEreEs for not
doing nythinE- ConEres. l. 70
be praised more for the measures
It has fnl<ed TO death than for
those It has enacted Into Iaw.s
While there Is no longer any ice on I
The Hudson river. great piles Of It 1
open the river for navigation and not 4
yet melted What think YOU Fl /
Pasoans In the midst Of your spring i
blossoms. OF this2
A young New Yorker and HIS
Eiri sat down in a restaurant for
's7vIn you have little shrimPr'
~oh. this +. 50 suddsn;v said
the girl.
The fast New York Central trains
don't stop TO take on water at tank
They just drop q thing out into a
trough alongside the tracks and pick
it up as they 60.
Where you formerly saw all
sorts Of references to German
things up here. you don't see any
Of them these days. In Albany,
there f. stiu a lone align which
Eayss fsstoIIs real German lager
beer" But the place Il closed mp
and nobody seems responsible.
I'm going 70 win this race or die"
says New York actor. addressing
his sweetheart in the play. when Il
Is over. you are either going to look
u at me and call me Sam or you
are going to look down upon me and
say Doesn't he look natural?'
=
A girl g. about 10 wed a man
IL f. In another play-beeause
science says he f. her soul mate.
but she eOnfesses that she would
prefer another, who has lot OF
money.
sscienee il a perfect baby in the
hands Of a BANKER says the
comedian.
Fay King, like dainty Fay BANTER.
the Broadway actress. is a favorite
in New York because she says sucn
clever things. just as Fay Banter
DOES such clever things on the stage.
Fay King writes for the New York
Journal about people and things.
Here is one Of her bell ringing OBJ
servations on dress:
s.From where ] was sitting II
didn't look ~ n the dame had
thing on but her complexion and
a carved comb. She might just ~
well have been sitting IN the tub
n IN orchestra chair. such s.
formal dress in New York.
sunny. isn't tt how we get
ideas that a dame can 10 forth II
shoulder strap and n smile, but
TO be seen in ones flannel nighfie
high necked and long Tsleeved-
would be considered quite embur-
rnsafnEl
sOf course, II doesn't worry me
- T.