The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-05-20

CITY JUDGE KLOTZ is always
springing a paradox. Yes" said the
Judge. "Ill have a garden this year and
a few chickens besides" Ask the judge
how they do it.
ED PARMENTER. city electrician. has
a strawberry patch back of his house
az 192 Highland st. Plants arc in bios
som now" says Ed, and in about three
weeks-oh. you shortcake."
THE city garbage collection depart
ment is once more functioning in the
south part of tho city after several
alleys had been neglected for quite a
while.
LITTLE tike asked his mother to read
him the signs in Harrison Park: dog
Not Allowed in the Park" What do
they want to put them up there for?"
he asked. Dogs can't read"
w. b CoNKEY. at a meeting today
of Lake county manufacturers. was
heartily cheered when he spoke of this
sre2t Calumet region-this Garden Of
Zen for manufacturers"
FRA..K sCHUE. assistant manager Of
the Lyndo~a Hotel. was released on
$4,000 bond after a warrant char ging
him with a-sault and battery was served.
Tho Lyndora's former Jap chef is the
plaintiff.
CHARLES cRUMPAcKER. attorney.
viii have a garden. In fact Charles
says the family is already indulging in
tomatoes. we have them on the back
porch-in boxes" said Mr.. Crumpacker.
What he meant was canned tomatoes
w. kovAcY. former Hammond high
school boy. is showing up well as a
spri1ter at the University of Illinois.
In spite of his 40 pounds weight. he
came in second in the 100-yard dash at
a recent meet.
ART KIGHT, doorman at the De Luxe.
suspected that someone was trying TO
kid him the other night when he was
asked over the phone to page Mr. Fin
kelstein. DR.. Diamondstein and Abe
Stein all within an hour However. each
man was in the audience.
CAPTAIN EMIL BUNDE was forced
TO admit that his garden is one of the
best little gardens in the city. What
do you raise, Captain?" "Oh. I've got
a variety garden?" But your egg fruit.
according to Sergeant See, is about the
most tasteful vegetable hereabouts." No
answer.
CHIEF OF POLICE PETER AUST
GEN has a statewide reputation as a
cook And when it comes to gardening.
ask Chief Austgen. The chiefs annual
spring garden is A delight to the eye.
and as for the palate. why the chief
finds. in the summer, that he has friends
he never met before.
ATTY. c. r. TINKHAM moved back
into his old office in the Hammond build
ing few days after the last telephone
directory was printed and says he never
before realized how important it was TO
have his phone number in the directory.
He is going TO have 4s2 printed in caps
in the next one.
MISS KADA CLARK. who operates a
beauty parlor on Mucnich ct, has among
other noteworthy accom- plishments. the
distinction of conducting Hammond's s
first choral society. Forty fulsome fem
mime voices will sing the songs the
grandma sang when the Hammond Beth
any Club choral society aids in the
Memorial Day celebration.
YOU may have heard it. but a Green
Line passenger with a bulging hip pock-
ct, lost his balance and sat down hard
when the car hit one Of the bumps on
Holman ST. last night. AS he recovered
himself a look of horror spread over
his face. Something wet was trickling
down his leg AS he feverishly started
an examination he murmered prayer
fully Ny God. I hope that's blood"
PITY the poor fat dweller when his
more fortunate friends. who have attics
and cellars. dilate upon their garden
making abilities. He stands bewildered,
or if acquainted with the JOY Of sinking
ones teeth into a homegrown onion or
radish. he is at least envious. Jimmy
frost. city court bailiff. is garrulous
about his onions and rhubarb. and Desk
Sergeant See is positive that his rhu-
barb and onions have it all over Jimmy's.
GARY MAN GETS
A JUDGMENT
CROWN POINT. Ind. May 20
Angel r Rose of Gary was given dam