Douglas Island news., 1920-12-10
To Prof. rcrps.ehorc. Over Pike Street Butcher Shop.
 Seattle. Wash

seattle. MNhI.
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 Your Iettor of November 25 TO- ccyod and in reply Che Stroiior takes pleasure m informing you that your proposition to bring O show and dancing company to Alaska noXi summer is a brilliant ono Wo Alas- | kaua arc p.ung for aomc genuine. old-mshIolcI shows and we are bad- Iy u need of Ono sraco and dcport- mont you promise Go impart to us in your dancing lessons Too many of us horn n ot dances who hlyc uo business on Che floor where we tram- pie on feet and otherwise domon- u.mto that WIG can not distinguish between tripping Che light fantastic and pounding lumber
 m Che matter ol dramatic ar. etiquette and dcportmoul Prof. you win Sind us m mlouo and aoddcn people. You know. and Che Stroller has a faint idea. chat it is very cm- barns ug for a leading lady whom she rolls up her eyes and says Iu deep but distressed tones. "O Love, O. Futo, O. uw.h" to have some sroccy clerk OF I.moy driver cut m wih "O. bcli"
 
 You no doubt remember Prof, tho famous 0u Clam Morris used Go pull in hcr plw entitled. "L' Article 47"9 How sbo would sway for while and hcu come down sor, Of spiraIahapc usc d balloon chat has iost au Ie ras Etcy umc CIora swoouod and took her famous um- bIc Che management had lo come lcross with 100 bucEa But we would uot expect anything SO classy hero iu Alaska. svooua and falls nc two for quarter win @usfy us. But don't bc urpr cd If auoh clae- uIauous arc heard n thc audience as "I SNOW" or "uy gum The Stroller has been as far oast as Sing Sing and m tm south as poHom Trot. but has never .cou any place . as short ou dramatic art and dcpor.- mont as right hero .u Alaska Suu arc am apnroachabio people and If you come Co ua and cat pie wIta a knife we win ukc kindly to you. | What we need Is to bc told just at what anglo wc should turn out ou- .ocs Co bc recherche and whether . t1c legs should bo oael at Che an- ! klos or above Che knees In HUnr ] For roal nt people It Is. of course moro convenient to gro ,hcm ot . thc ankles. If chat it not au lail . we could reduce a few stone.
 What Nashaus ycam for most t ! change from thc daily routine Hcr ou Gastnom Channel we hay. ! "Chcapcr Transportation" with oui moruIue poudre. "ruln and Paper . with our uoonday clam ohowdcr and . "Cod Storage" wt1 our corucl beef and cabbarc m Che evening . Where. Che srollcr submit. Is thw. any dramatic art eraea or dcport mout in any ol bcsoe There iusN ! imt any, And afcr countless dau ! wccss. months and ages spent tht way what satisfaction H tlore n . going to Che movies at night to Eoz. . ou Charlie ehopliu's harp pants oi ! Doug Farbanks tcoth2 Is lt amy ! wonder we yoaru for a change Sec . mr Charlie and Doug always causc !. ms to think Of tbo.r divorce cour ! records and thoughts Of courts TO . wives in Che memories of many of u
 recouccdors Of Che time our owi names. coupled with Che amounts o . Che fines. appeared under Che head . ue "Cow, Ncws
 so bring on your aeerosauon O entertainers. Teips, and we wiI welcome you with open arms WI
 don't expect any Clam Morris nu . or any Joe Jefferson sutoal tones . An we want Is change Some 8 pmkard stunts Or nWmau Thomp son lore Ia New England win tickle us hmf to death. You wii
 find us casuy ucklcd. We laugh up
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