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The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21

Warsaw, May 11.-Polish forces
have ousted the Bolsheviki from the
Kiev bridgehead on the east bank Of
the Dnieper, according to latest army
reports received here, and have driven
them further eastward from that river.
The Bolsheviki have continued their
artillery fire, but the shells are net
reaching Kiev.
The Poles have established them
selves throughout the bridgehead and
have moved their military to the east
bank Of the Dnieper.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
Welcome Relief From the
Tortures of Rheumatism

cause it is one of the most thor
ough blood purifiers known to med
ical science. This fine old remedy
cleanses the blood Of impurities,
and acts as an antidote to the germ
of rheumatism.
S. S. S. is sold by druggists
everywhere. For valuable litera-
ture and advice address Chief Med
ical Adviser, LOT Swift Laboratory,
Atlanta Ga.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
Quite Likely.

Angler describing a catch)-The
trout was so long-I tell you 1 never
saw such fish,
Rustic-Noa. Oh don't suppose We
ever did.-The Queenslander (Bris-
bane).
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
RilI,a canacitx

Prison Superintendent Rattlgan was
talking at Sing Sing about the ca
pacity for strong drink possessed by
convicts.
1.-TWO convicts were talking one
day." he said, "and the first re-
marked:
Yes, Bill done that carpenterin'
Job for 'em In return for what beer
he drunk while he was at work
IT see,' said the second convict.
Ordinary union rate wasn't good
enough for Bill, chr"
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21

Chicago, May 15.-Cattle: Receipts, T.
900. Market slow; beef and butcher
stock lower: heavy beef grades weakening
most; few choice yearlings strong; bulk
beef seters, s11.25Q13; top yearlings,
SLABS; bulls weak to Csc lower; bulk
bolognas, $7.s5@S.25; calves steady; stock
ers and feeders slow and steady.
Hogs: Receipts $4,000. Market slow;
mostly 10 to 15c lower; top. s15.15; bulk
lights, $14.90015.10; bulk -250 Founders
and over, $14@14.65; pigs mostly steady,
with bulk desirable, s13.50@14.
Sheep: Receipts 5000. Market slow;
unevenly lower; choice lambs mostly Csc
lower; other grades off more; top shorn
lambs, $1815; few good breeding ewes s14.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21

Students showered eggs at Franklin
j. Vines, ranking instructor at St.
Louis suburban high school as he was
leaving at the end of the scholastic
year. The students were enraged be-
cause they received low grades. Mr..
ines told the police he was compelled
to flourish revolver to route the
youthful assa1lants.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
crotesoue Nourishment.

"There's time for everything" said
the ready-made philosopher.
fortunately" rejOined Miss Cay
enne. I'D seldom enjoy my breakfast
if they insisted on coloring eggs the
year round as they do at Easter"
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
POLES CAPTURE ODESSA;
REDS STILL RETREATING
BoIsheviki Continue Artillery Fire but
Shells Are Not Reaching kiev.-
City Quiet and Orderly

Constantinople, May 12.-The Rus
sian embassy here has received re-
port that the Poles and Ukranians
have captured Odessa, the most i'm
portant city and seaport Of southern
Russia, on the Black sea.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
Hiqh Finance.

Mr.. Sapp-They told me at the bank
I'd never find any one to take that
Golden Goose mine stock off my hands.
Mr.. Simp-They told me the same
about my Dry Hole oil stock.
Both-Let's swap.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
She Came Through Clean.

Rev. Snickers-And your daughter,
Mrs. Bunks-the one that was going
in for nursing-how is she? Well, l
hope!
Mrs. Bunks-Splendid, thank you,
sir. Last we card from Ser she was
goin' up for 'er final contaminations.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
Can Come Only From Il
Proper Treatment.

Many forms of rheumatism are
caused by millions of tiny germs
that infest the blood, and until the
blood is absolutely freed of these
germs, there is no real relief in
sight.
The most satisfactory remedy
for rheumatism is S. S. S. be-
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
Those Girls.

Agnes-"But how in the world did
you get him to propose?' Madge-
"Oh, easily enough. l told him l. was
only sweet sixteen"
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
Requirements.

He-I dream of you as my idol.
She-I don't want idol dreams.
want busy actions.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
keepino up With &. C. 1

Bert asked his grandpa fora job and
was told he could throw down hay for
the horses. For this chore he had al
ways received a nickel; but as the
candy bar he was In the habit Of buy
ing had advanced In price, he coolly
informed his grandparent that he
would have to have raise In wages.
How much?" asked grandpa,
amused.
"Oh," replied the little laborer,
"enough to keep up with the high cost
of candy"
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
Literal Truth.

Harry-"Tm not good enough for
you, darling" Carrie-"I know 1t,
but you're the best | could get"
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
The Limit.

SIS Gubbler generous chap?"
Generous? Why, he'd share his
last half-pint with a friend !"-Home
Sector.
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
Not Hungry.

'sWhat I have to say will give you
food for thought, my son."
81 guess I won't feed my thinker,
ma"
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21

You want genuine Aspirin-the
Aspirin prescribed BY physicians
for nineteen years. Tho name
"Bayer" means tho true, verdi
famous Aspirin. proved safe BY
millions Of people.
Each unbroken package of
"Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin" con-
tains proper directions for Colds,
Headache, Toothachs. Earache,
Aspirin is trade mark of Bayer Manufse
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21

A mans bump OF Imagination must
be well developed to enable him to
write an interesting love letter
The circle banner. [volume] (Circle, Mont.) 1914-1939, 1920-05-21
ASPIRIN
Introduced by .Bayer" to Physicians in 1900

Neuralgia, Lumbago, Rheumatism.
Neuritis and for Pain generally
Always say payer" when buy
ing Aspirin. Then look for the
safety "Bayer Cross" on the pack
age and on the tabletA.
Handy tin boxes Of twelve tab
let's cost but . few cents. Drug.
Rists also sell larger packages.
,ure Nonoseetieaeiderer Of SalisyijcaAjd
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-09
Death of Nj. T. Mcdonald
of South Ryegate

M. F. Mcdonald, a pioneer granite
cutter of South Ryegate, died at
Brightlook Hospital in St. Johns
bury on May 81. The funeral was
l.eld at the United Presbyterian
church of which he was the senior
elder, on Wednesday afternoon. Rev,
S. A. jackson Of Lowell, Mass, had
charge of he services, Rev Francis
Laird of West Barnet and Rev. D..
NJ. Mckinley assisting,
Mr.. McDonald's death is distinct
loss to the community and the
church, as well as his own family
circle, as he ever stood for what was
highest and best in public and pri-
vatc life. He vas the pioneer in the
granite business in this town, coming
as a young man about 40 years ago
to take charge of the cutting shed
OF Robert and Peter Laird, both for
mer St JohnSbuly residents, who
haoi purchased the first quarry land
on Blue mountain. His business
pas ed some years ago into the cf-
fcient hands Of his sons but goes
under his name still.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-09
ST. JOHNSBURY CENTER

u
Mrs. Lizzie Generous has gone to
East Hardwick to work for Carl
Montgomery.
A. B. Pringle is spending few
days at Whitcfcld, N. H., visiting rel
atives
Miss Grace Cobb of Danyille is
spending few days here visiting
/ friends.
MI. and Mrs. Milton Montgomery
was at Bert Farnhams last Saturday
William Pringle of Niagara Falls,
N. Y, who has been spending a few
weeks with his parents, Mr.. and Mrs.
A. b. Pringle returned to his home
the last Saturday.
George Wheeler of West Burke is
visiting his son, Harry Wheeler, for
few days.
Nj. and Mrs. C. f. Johnson spent
Sunday at Shadow Lake.
]. Clark Allen of Burlington visit
cd Mr.. and Mrs. f. A. Gray and
Mrs Eliza Allen last Wednesday,
MI. and Mrs. Thomas Parks of
Waterford have moved to their farm
here purchased of Mr.. Worthen OF
St Johnsbury.
Mr.. and Mrs. Alfred Sunburg of
s. Johnsbury visited at VIII Har-
vev's Sunday.
Mrs. Pcrley Bacon and infant son
have returned home from Mrs.
Moorc's Sanatorium.
Miss Bessie Wallace has finished
school at McIndocs and is at her
home here.
The Center school will hold an !
ice cream social Tuesday evening, |
June at the school house.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-09
EAST BURKE

o. E. Freeto has commenced work
at Bethlehem, N. H.
Charles Leach was at county court
as juror last week.
Maud Mcneil of Lyndon Center
is visiting her sister, Mrs. B. W. Sher
burne.
Quite number of young people
from Lyndonville and some from here
were on top of Burke Mountain Sat
urday and spent the day.
Miss Gwendola ellison is home from
Lisbon for commencement week.
Miss Louise Darling took a party
of friends to Newport on Friday.
Mrs. Freeto returned Friday from
Darvillc where she was called by the
death of her brother, Clarence
Hatch.
Mr.. and Mrs. Pearl Simpson are
the happy parents Of. a baby boy.
Miss Dorothy Walter of Washing
ton, d. c., is visiting her sister, Mrs.
Walter Nelson.
| Mrs. John Pearse has been dis
charged from Brightlook hospital and
is visiting her sister in Sheffield.
Mr.. and Mrs. Gilbert Gilfllan have
been visiting relatives in Barnet and
| Monroe the past week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Oscar Beck of St.
Johnsbuly were week end visitors at
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs. V. l..
James.
Mrs. ]. c. Lucia went Tuesday 20
Huntingvillc, p. G., TO visit relatives
for a couple of weeks.
hrc D,+or L,, ,ro,o 10
Morgan Center TO visit he'd daughter,
Mrs. Robator for few weeks.
George Eggleston and Clarence
Morse from Canaan Center, N H.,
and Earl Lathrop from Endfield.
Floyd Higgins of Lyndonville, were
callers in town Wednesday afternoon
Miss Flora Barber was home from
her work over Sunday with her par
ents at the Club House.
Lottie Brockway has so far recov
cred from her illness as to be able to
sit up short time each day.
Mrs. Sarah Lane is occupying a
few rooms in the Root house.
Mr. and Mrs Rosebrook and daugh-
ter, Eva, went to Hanover Saturday.
Eva went from there 20 Massachus-
etts to visit relatives for several
months.
Miss Mabel Kelly of the Woman's
Farm Bureau will give a demonstra-
ton at The Congregational church
vestry next week.
Mrs Charles Foster, Mr.. and Mrs.
NJ. H. Gibson, Mrs. and Mrs. Mcneil
attended Pomona Grange at Sheffield
Thursday
Ernest Temple is working for
Philo Lang.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Gardner and
baby spent the week end at Ernest
Allard's at Speedwell Farms.
]. c. Lucia has been confined TO the
house the past week with lumbago.
Mrs. Harry Temple and little son
from Boston are visiting her parents
Mr.. and Mrs. A. A. Barker, at the
Club House.
Mrs. Nellie Smith has so far re-
covered from her illness as to be able
70 ride out.
Ira Bennett and party of friends
from Woodmont, Conn.,, are occupy
ing their bungalow at the foot of the
mountain.
MI. and Mrs. NJ. Hunter, Mr..
and Mrs. Charles Ball, Mrs. B. W.
Sherburn, Mrs. Welch, Mrs. Webster
were among those to attend Pomona |
Grange at Sheffield Thursday.
ST. JOHNSBURY CENTER
Mrs. Lizzie Generous has gone to |
Jrcr4 u,rd,,-;cl, m work fOl. Carl |
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-09
Knights of PythiaS

Regular meeting of Apollo Lodge,
No. 2, Tuesday evening, June Is, at
s O'Clock.
II. c. Ingersoll, G. c.
II. c. Abbott. K. Il. s.
The evening Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1918-1920, 1920-06-09

Crisp new lingerie Waists,
All white, neatly trimmed
with lace and embroidery.
$3.50 to 1928 value
each------ ---------- $1.0O
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-01-24
THE ROCK:

By Stephen Chalmers. My head is white with the salt of you
 tears,
 O sea of humanity Yet old am I as uncounted years And the shapeless day. As generations, wave on wave, Snarl, or vail. or shriek, or rave, Or brag, or prate, Or hurl at my breast and, back fIunf
 die, Limp and shattered. what care I? Am I not Fate? My face is wet with the spray of you
 tears,
 o sea of humanity! My shoulders worn with the weight .
 your fears.
 And your vanityi Mercy or malice know I not. Pity or passion. sense or thought: Nor love nor hate. Yet do ye come with your upcuried lips Flourishing crests and serried tips! Know ye not Fate? Still do ye charge with a rally cry, O sea of humanityi Puerile arms meath an empty sky. Challenging me! Battered and bruised. to fighters graya Yet, grain by grain, As the fine sand falls at the feet of El Worn from my bulk by the ceaseles6 ses All is not vain!
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-01-24

the fight it would be purposs av,,r, the prevailing morality of the Unite States.
 only 400 people saw the Beckett-Car pentler fight in London, where it wa legal The Prince of Wales was one C the spectators. Forty thousand youl have seen it in the United States. and i hardly one of the states would it hay been legal.
 Shaw would find that wo do iIlegs things for crowd amusement upon a seal ten times greater than the English d legal things. but all the time we kee the moral taboo on them. He might ge some amusement out of that.
 shaw had not seen prize fight for : years, not because he does not like if. b, tecause stupid English crowds have pro duced stupid fighting. He says that tn valid objection to fighting is the old P,ir tan objection: "It is not the pain to tn pugilist but the pleasure to the spec tator that matters.
 We so manage sport as to make most attractive to the people whose ir fluence upon it is for the worst and thel finding it in it's worst form, forbid tn Letter because we have the worst. Shaw would find what he thinks stupid or objectionable in English fighi ing made much more stupid and muc more objectionable in 4Smerit an fghi ing, and made so by public prejudices an professional morality
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-01-24

America, fabulously rich and little hurt economically by the war, has a limit to it's resources.
 The investigation now going on at Muscle Shoals reveals but a part of the extravaganza that characterized our war activities. Yet millions were wasted there. In every department -of the government money was sacri- ficed to speed, and because of our lack of preparedness, as well as our national prodigality, our participa- tion in the war cost us more than lit should have cost.
 The American people are being censured for their extravaganza. Has the government set them a good ex- ample of thrift and conservation :? Far otherwise. Governmental econ ony can be enforced and in time it should have its effect on the citi- zens of this country who are now spending their money like drunken sailors.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-01-24
---.e.-------s-- LIKE N,I,ITkE SAYS

It must kinda take all the joy out ( things when a woman attends part with her third husband and finds ths her first and second husbands are anon those present.
 A man may differ with you in polite in religion, in prohibition and in bas, ball. But he'll always agree with yo when you start knocking the high co. of living.
 A girl has no more luck than a maj If she wears a skirt Tor a year it wi get shiny in the rear just like a man pants.
 When a girl threatens to scream you kiss her. it is just like her fathe threatening to sue the gas company b' cause it does not make his monthly ga bills bigger than they are.
 The trouble with princess who wearing new clothes is that she acts lik nobody else ever had any clothes
 The reason why she lets you do all th talking when you are counting her is bt cause she is going to need all of her ia power after you marry her.
 After man gets old enough he think more of going home to corned beef tha he does of staying out with steve chicken.
 We never could understand why tn married man with eight kids at hon calls his better half the wife" an why the married man who has nothin but a poodle at home refers to his vii as mother"
 Love may be blind during the hone, moon. But from then on it develop microscopic eyesight.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-01-24
American Government
 Should Practice Thrift

THE government has loaned bil-
 O lions of dollars to European countries, but the time has come to call halt on the indiscriminate use of American money to rehabilitate foreign nations crippled by the war Addressing the Pan-American Finan- cial Conference in Washington, Gov, w. P. G. Harding of the Federal Re serve Board stated that this govern ment must not be expected to estab- fish further credits abroad. Funds needed to help Europe can be ob- tained through private enterprise.
 MT. Hoover has uttered a similar warning. He tells Europe to go tc work. Eurepe expects Uncle Sam tc cure all its financial ills. During the war emergency he poured out his wealth with such lavish hand the impression was quite naturally ere ated that there was no end to his lib !, eralitg. But even a great country like
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-01-24
Splendid Opportunities
 Offered By the Army

THE recruiting drive in Alabama, 0 which is part of the nation wide campaign to bring the regular army up to the numerical strength permitted by law, deserves the en- couragement and aid of all patriotic citizens. State and municipal offi- cials can lend effective help, and it is taken for granted that the newspa- Ipers of Alabama will give all the publicity in their power to this cause, Col. George Hamilton, who is in Ichrage of recruiting in Alabama; Maj. H. B. May, his assistant, and all other army officers engaged in this work are assured of the most cordial cooperation.
 The time has passed when joining the army was deemed equivalent to going to the dogs-except, of course, in time of war. The United States army has become great training school for turning out men. The army and the navy are the only "uni- lversities" which give free tuition and pay their students well while learn ing.
 Morally, mentally and physically, there is no better training to be found anywhere in the world than that offered by the army and navy. Enlisted men are not only given good wages, with all their expenses paid, and the best of food, clothing and medical attention, but they are taught useful trades. A soldier whose earning capacity may be small when he enters the army can by study and application become proficient in trade and earn high wages in civil life after serving the term of his en- listment
 The young man who has no trade or profession, who hasn't settled down yet and doesn't know exactly what to do with himself, can have his problems solved and his future provided for by joining the army.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-01-24
x x * Dutch Government Refuses To Surrender ex-Kaiser

1THE refusal of the Dutch govern U ment to hand over William Ho- thenzollern to the allies for trial was mot surprising. Such action had been sforeshadowed by newspaper discus ssion and the attitude of the Dutch ever since the fleeing Kaiser took refuge at Amerongen.
 Perhaps the weak point in the al- lies demand was the practical &C., lnowledgment that there was no law to cover Williams case. Holland was appealed to on rather general | grounds. The Dutch, who are noted | for doing their own thinking and having the courage of their convic- 'tions, uphold what they believe to be the right of asylum by declining.
 Unless the allies wish to declare war on Holland and wrest the ex- Kaiser from her by force, in itself an unthinkable procedure, there seems nothing more to do. It has been pro- posed to try William, even if he is not extradited, but that would be rather absurd. He has already been l convicted at the bar of public opinion and will be condemned in all au- thentic histories, so that a formal pronouncement of his guilt by an in- ternational tribunal seems hardly worth while.
 Then, too, if William were brought into court, there would be the possi- bility of making martyr out of a
 man who is now held in universal contempt. That would not be good
 for the fledgling republic of Ger
 many and it might end by bestowing a halo on ono of the most cowardly rulers who ever lived.
 Holland, who is clearly within her rights, appears to have shown her
 usual good sense in her reply to the
 allies, and it may not be necessary
 to discount any sympathy there may
 be for William because of his rela
 tionship to the ruling house of tho Netherlanes
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-01-24
SHAW ON PRIZE FIGHTING
From the Chicago Tribune.

From the Chicago Tribune.
 WNHE do not know whether George WV Bernard Shaw is vesetarian
 because he does not think it is a kind thing to kill the COW or because he thinks it is an injurious thing for the killer to eat the meat, but he is vege- tarian, and a vegetarian is generally re- garded as a Buddhist who wears trous- CTS, not robe, and lives in an otherwise brutal civilization.
 Mir Shaw is not only a vegetarian but he hates meanness, cruelty. hypocisy. war and various other attributes and ac- tions which infect and affect the common clay. He is about as civilized and so- phisticated as any human being produced in his time by the English speaking race. and he likes prize fighting when it is not stupid
 MT. Shaw reported the Beckett-Carpen- tier fight for the London Nation. It was the best report of a prize fight we have seen for ages. We hope the Tribune gets him to report the Carpenter Dempses He might do it if it were fought in Tia Juana or in Cuba. We doubt that he would come to the United States even to SC Carpenter fight again, much as he wants to see this reincarnation of Charles XII fight again.
 He would not come to the United States to see the fight, because if he did he would have to regard himself as social outcast. If his purpose were to see
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-01-24
VIII Like New Paxter

.sI have just had a letter from the Rev J. B. Crippen, for three years pastor Of the Simpson Methodist Church, Birming- ham, who is now living in Atlanta" said James F. Slater. "Dr. Crippen was pro noted to have charge of the West Georgia district of the Northern Methodist church. He has also been intrusted with the oversight of the Sunday school work in portions of Alabama and Georgia. Dr. Crippen is not only missed by his congre- gation, but by the Sunday school work CTS of all denominations in Alabama, for he was greatly interested in the work. and was most active in his support of the programme in Jefferson county He was a good friend of the Y. M. c. A. and did splendid service as Boy Scout leader. He writes that he is sure the church is going to like their new pastor. the Rev H. H. Bowen. who is expected to arrive from his home at St. Cloud. Fla, to take up the work the last week of this month"