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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-28
DOES Iowa WANT SOCIALISM

DOES Iowa WANT SOCIALISM
pCreston Advertiser.l
The republicans Of Iowa should be
aroused to the real issue in the fight
between ,Jummins and Brookhart for
the senatorial nomination.. The issue
u not onB of the personalities Of the
two men 1t Is not one AZ to which
o fthe two can render better service
to the state and nation; 1t Is not one
az to merits or dement's OF the Cum
Minis Esch law nor ~ to the merits
or demsrits Of the cooperative plan
to eliminate middlemen.
The real issue between Cummins
and BrooShart is whether or not the
people OF Iowa are ready to take =
prodigiouu step In the direction of
socialism. Cummins represents the
idea Of private ownership Of prop
erty; Brookhart represents the idea
OF public ownership Of property.
Brookhare Is in favor Of . program
that leads straight and sure to
socialism. He tries to hide this by
attacking wrongs ana evils which
undoubtedly exist under the present
system. lie is not an honest and
outspoken advocate Of socialism. He
II trying to fool the farmers and he
knows thagt they will follow no man
who ID openly for socialism. He
therefore dwells upon the evils Of the
present system Of private ownership
and advocates measures that are
either sotalistic IN themselves or
that lead directly ana Enthusiastically
to socialism.
II is uncomfortable that In tho
state Of Iowa, where wealth IL more
evenly distributed than In other
parts Of the country. where oppor-
tunity il open to all to gain compe-
tencc. and where so large a proper
ton OF TIE people have gained a
competence. a man with Brookharts
views should win the nomination. It
should not be forgotten, however,
that matter have been 10 manipu-
lated that he has back Of his can
didacy the forces OF unrest and dis
content ard that he also has block
Of votes If exceptionable solidarity
from organized labor. II win not DO
for the people who believe in private
ownership OF property to 90 to sleep
in Iowa. Dvery farmer and every
business IMAM who believes In the
maintenance Of the present system
should be aroused to the necessity Of
going to the polls on primary cleo
ton day and voting for Cummins;
and they should be aroused to the
necessity Of getting busy right now
and seeing that their friends and
neiyhbors understand the situation.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-28
Ripping Rhymes
By WALT MASON
THE ONLY WAY.

wearing duds
In
trouble
q robbers defeated
buying the needless things van So long
it's
mir
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-28
Census Of Motor Can.

There are In round numbers S.000,-
900 motor vehicles in use in the
United States at the present time.
Make one grand procession Of ali
these cars, allowing four feet
between cars, and the line would be
10000 miles long. If they travelled
20 miles per hour and you made up
your mind to watch all Of the pro-
cession 60 by. you would have to sit
on the fence or stand on the curb
or whatever 1t might be. for six
weeks. day and night. That's what
100000 cars means.-Motor Maya
zine.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-28

Tho Sioux City Journal insists mo
government worthy OF recognition
abroad or capable of funotioning at
homo can be set up In Mexico which
recognizes tho requests Of the out
law Villa"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-28
OUR OWN MOVIES.
The Barber.

A. NJ.
300 "Nextl Come right this way,
SIR"
9:01 "A mighty fins day. sir"
500 1T makes mo feel brave. sir"
sos "You want just a shave. sir?"
1904 why not 4 shampoo, sir?"
9:6s "rhis dandruff is-Phew! sir"
s:os I've got just the thing. sir"
s:07 1T makes the scalp sing. sir"
e:0s Just want to be shaved, sir?"
300 Your hair can be saved, sir
$40 This stuff's, sir. perfected"
9:u mo? Who'll be elected7'
9:12 II guess dark horse. sir"
9:13 your skins kinda coarse. sir"
9:14 Massage, sir? II smoothes It."
9:15 ut brishtens and soothss it."
s:18 Just a shave, sir. All right,
sir"
s:17 Have yer seen Dempsey Eight,
sir?
9:1S HE packs quite q punch, sir"
8:1s I've got Just q hunch. SIR"
$3.50 THAT Freuchman should pray,
sir"
s:21 The razors o. K. sir7"
1922 Quite thin on the top. SIR
1928 tits easy to stop, SIR
9:24 why not 4 shampoo. SIR"
1925 "All right, then. I'm thru SIR"
1928 "A mighty fine day. SIR
9:27 Next! Come right this way,
sir"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-28


the Prince Of Wales and Princess
Yolanda OF Italy il said to be q love
match. After searching the files of
somewhat dsordered mind. we're
unable to remember anyone above
the rank Of duke who, according to
tho papers. ever married for any
thing else.
Marriages for more material req
sons seem to DO confined exciusivsly
to US lower classsS.
We hope that when the prince docs
get married he'll stop this running
round the world and settle down SER
iously to the business Of prince-ins
whatever that II.
MORAL Po1b.
Tho Cutbert's never studied an
The contents Of the league Of ma
tionA
He nsvsr fails 10 raise . squalI
When someone asks for sssssva-
tons. FL
whils oswaid. knowing .othins
mor0.
ASsails ths man who'd retify
Announcing with an awfm roar
That he q traitors death should
die.
Two people who % little know,
Yet argue, It h sad to See
How sad It 10 they do not grow
Moro similar to you ana me!
II somebody'll do us about Elk or
seven Of these columns wen go fish
ing and stop annoying our gentle
readers by talking about it the whole
darned time.
II people were only ~ much inter-
ested in the near east a. in the mar
beeYi
Edna says she believes In trial
marriage. but she wants to DO tho
Judge.
81 y, v.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-28

chised. their votes will really count.
When that comes the vote Of re-
publican In Texas and q democrat In
Vermont win count In favor OF their
own candidate"
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-28
IOWA OPINION AND NOTES.

"Brookhart's friends claim that he
was steam rollsred at tho republican
convention. And on top of that.
Brookhart acts like he wants to be
dynamited in June" remarks the
Waterloo Times Tribune.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-28


"a man who wears real overalls
and works in them stopped the writ
or on the street the other day to say
that he was going to cast his vote
for Senator Cummins and he was on
ly sorry that no could not cast two
or three votes" relates the Cedar
Rapids Republican. There are
thousands Of men in overalls who
are thinking that way--thAt IL. they
like the rest, are still doing their own
thinking" aaiarH
The Cedar Rapids Republican pre-
diets "The country will some day
come to real popular election Of presi-
dent. When that happens. instead Of
the men who vote In the minority In
any state being effectually disfran-
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-28

deer. is ordinarily led by an old doe.
but that when danger threatens. a
buck may spring to the leadership.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-28
The Windmill

Where is tho man who-when his
child
WIN ask him why the sea Ia wild
Or why the stars are placed so high,
The moon so low upon the sky,
Or what the tune the sparrows sing
And where they go from fall to
spring,
Or how the flowers live and grow
VIII answer: "Child. do not know"
Where is the man who-whon his
son
VIII ask IL he. has ever done
A single deed that was not fair.
Or II he'd lie or cheat of swear.
Or II. in brief, he ever would
Commit sin no good man should,
Or leave the weary road Of right
Will answer: Yes. I fear might"
Whore 10 the man who-when his
boy
VIII run to him in eager Joy
And tell him that he thinks his dad
Should be q model for a lad
And that he hopes he'll grow to be
A man rs good and true az no.
In Justice staunch. In virtue strong
win tell him: Don't, my son. you're
wrong"
Market.
It IL not expected that the politi-
clans will 20 on strike while building
the platform.
1t Is not expected that tho politi-
clans will 60 on strike at all.
Great Britain In drinking IS. 900, 900
worth OF booze a day. That may show
some capacity in Great Britain. but
1t wouldn't squeeze much out OF the
bootleEgers over here.
Judging by tho ease with which
New York bond runners are collecting
high class securities. a load OF fresh
laid gold bricks ought 70 last about
fve minutes In wall street
Wouldn't Il be Just like those
Turks to claim that their treaty with
the allies wasn't genuine because
Boghos Pascha happened to DO pres
ent at the ceremony
CHEERFUL PoMD.
It's lovely when your car IL wrecked
And You ORC pauperized.
To feel. while You are walking home
You're not yet paralyzcd.
Our idea OF a sweet revenge IL to
set hold Of \ Cuban sugar planter up
here to enjoy his ill-gotten gains
and put salt in his coffee.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-28
Ioua Newspapers

MORE PAY OR NO CARRIERS.
Waterloo Courier.l
One OF these days mail will not be
delivered. and when inquiry IL made
II will be stated that no carriers arc
available and that none can be OBJ
tained because Of inadequate pay.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-28
CHEERFUL PoMU.

CHEER UP PoMT.
It's lovely whom your car 10 wrecked
And You orc pauperized.
To feel. while you are walking home
You're not yet paralyzed.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-05-28

Our idea Of a sweet revenge Is to
set hold Of = Cuban sugar planter up
here to enjoy his ill-gotten gains
and put salt in his coffee.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-04-09
(Kenneth L. Roberts In the Saturday
Evening Post.)

(Kenneth L. Roberts In the Saturday
Evening Post.)
The amount of the old jazz which q
Partisan uses in selling one small bottle
OF perfumery is sufficient to sell an en-
tire perfumery factory to an unwilling
Vermonter. Some of them adopt the
hushed or adoring method of selling,
while others prefer the blatant or
squirtgun method, in which the prospec-
tive purchaser receives charge OF
perfumery In the face as soon as he
steps over the threshold.
When one enters an establishment
which uses the first method he finds
himself in chastely simple room
with nothing in 1t to distract the eye.
Two severely plain chairs flank rich
but unobtrusive table. while the carpet
and the hangngs melt into the soft
coloring of the woodwork All is har-
mony and restfulness. One enters and
sits. There is nothing. as one might
say, stirring. There is no perfumery
in sight. One becomes wrapped In pro-
found. contemplation. He forgets all
about perfumes and has hot Pushes
over the thought that he may have
made a mistake in exchanging his dol
lars at the rate of 10 francs 20 centimes
for each dollar. Possibly II he had
hunted farther he might have got 10
francs 40. or even 10 francs go. Ye
gods! Would 1t be better to exchange
all his dollars tomorrow or to wait q
week? Or would 1t be better-suddenly
the hangings are pushed aside. A mys-
FERROUS parsonage with magnificent
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-04-09
Can NOW EAT THREE
SQUARE MEALSADAY
We'll Known Business Man
Says He Has Gained Sixteen
Pounds on Four Bottles of
Tanlac and Feels Many
Years Younger.

II am now able to eat three square
meals day for the first time in two
years." was the emphatic statement
made recently by Joseph A. York.
wcll-known business man and highly
respected citizen of Portland, Maine.
Il am now sixty-rine years OF age.
and in all my life ] have never run
across medicine that l consider in
q class with Tanlac. have just An
ished my fourth bottle and this med :
icine has benefited me even beyond
my greatest hopes. Besides gaining
sixteen pounds in weight, have been
built up and strengthened until I feel
all OF twenty years younger.
Tor the past two years have been
In a miserably rundown condition,
and was compelled a short time ago
to give up all idea of business as !
was too weak to look after anything.
/ was nervous. worm out, had no ap-
petite. and suffered most all the time
with indigestion. Some days / would
cut scarcely anything: In fact was
afraid TO eat because knew | would
suffer afterward. Sometimes l had
such severe cramping pains after eat
ing that ! would almost die. My
nerves. We're all unstrung and the
least thing would worry me and ]
never could get a good nights sound
sleep. In fact just lost interest In
everything and was greatly dlscour-
aged over my condition.
The ordinary treatment failed to
do me any good, and as had read SO
many statements from people know
here in Portland who had been bene-
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-04-09
THE EVENING STORY
AN OLD MAID
Copyright, 1919, by w. Werner.)

The WORKOUT coal stove, with its
brave showing of nickel. was doing It's
best to warm the little room. But a
frigid temperature lurked in the corners
and refused to be routed. Upon the
cushion of a chair slept n black ana
white cat, with one slit ear. Occasion
ally the cat lifted his head and blinked
at his mistress. who sat close to the
fire tatting.
Miss Hetty Calder tatted with a
double thread She was a tall. slender
woman OF fifty, with a fine complexion.
large hazel eyes and thick wavy hair.
She wore a plain black dress, with a
wide white collar and white apron.
Her appearance was rs severely immac-
ulate as that of a nun and her face
quite as placid. She lived alone with
her cat IN four upper rooms OF her
house. She rented the space below 10
a woman with an invalid husband. Be-
sides the house she had a few hunderd
dollars In the bank. And she earned a
little by making tattng for people who
liked It, Perhaps her whole income,
deducting her taxes and insurance, did
not exceed SO a week. Yet she managed
to live and keep her cat. Miss Hetty
thought. as she sat there tatting. That
she had resolved life to that simplest
philosophy OF ail-making the best OF IL.
Downstairs the door opend and some
one came pounding up the steep stairs
The door opened and girl entered.
such a girl! So small and dainty and
bright in her long coat and cap and
mum and white CATERS. Her SMILING
glance woke up the cat and set MISS
Hettys nerves tingling.
us II done?" demanded the girl:
Miss Hetty nodded. "Ail done" she
rose, sought in basket and brought
back a roll OF tatting OF cloverleaf De-
sign. She unfurled IT and Winifred TOOK
II in her hands.
"Oh. lovely" she cried. s'Motherll
inst love this. She's sick--some more
Of that horrid old muscular rheumatism:
Isn't II too bad? We'd planned 10 go 70
the city tomorrow to get my dress LOT
Halle Kent's party. ] don't know What
I'm going to do now that she cant 30
really don't for haven't a tnlns ~
wear, and Miss Belknap. who's the oniy
person mother'il have Sc wior us, rui,
a needle into her hand and disabled
herself. Seems TO me / just must get
to Dawern's store tomorrow, somehow;
Can't you go with me Miss Hetty!
Won't you? know mother'd IKE IL;
Hetty stodd very still, looking at VIM
twenty when she was near Winiireo.
II was this twenty year-old feelng
which now made her long to answer
Winifred's question with a yes. But
instead she said gently:
"Oh, I'm afraid / wouldn't be OF
much use to you, my dear. ! DON'T
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-04-09
SOON TO DIVIDE
CHARITY FUND
Mayor Explains Delay in APP
portioning Money Raised
During Festival.
INVESTMENT SHORTLY

Mayor A. w. Chambliss Friday
examined the delay In the distribu-
tion OF the Billy Sunday charity
fund. approximately $4,000. stating
that 1t was due to continued absence
from the city of members of the
Sunday executive committee, and
that disbursement could not be made
until the committee met. The mat
ter is now up for adjustment, how
ever. states the mayor.
1T is true that no final account
ing has been had with respect to
the charity raised at the tabernacle
during the closing weeks of the Billy
sunday campaign" Mayor Cham
bliss said, 'and for this reason dis
tribution has not been completed
among the various charities. l I'M
Gerstand the matter has been de-
iayed by continued absence from the
city of members of the Sunday exec
utivc committee. but l am advised
That the committee has now taken
the matter UP for adjustment
There seems to have been some
misunderstanding as to just how this
fund was to be expended. Because
pf this misunderstanding this par
ticillar fund, learn, was not
handled separately from the gen.
era1 expense fund, although l am in
formed that memoranda has been
kept from which the figure can be
arrived at and the gentlemen of the
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-04-09

The italian government has decided
to buy no more tobacco from the United
States, Egypt or the Philippines. 1t
will insist that only Italian, Albanian
or Dalmatian tobacco be used.
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-04-09
DID YOUEHER BUY
PERFUME IN PARIS?

black beard reminiscent OF a luxuriant
juniper bush enters the room dramat-
ically. Ha! Monsieur! Would MONSIEUR
perhaps then care to examine per-
fume?
Monsieur is tempted to reply that he
Is there for the purpose of buying load
of top dressing for his Maine hop gar
den. but he refrains. Yes, he would
care to examine a perfume. Bring 1t
on then, but yes.
The mysterious parsonage withdraws.
In q moment he returns with a small
box. He holds IL in the air and gazes
at it as though 1t held the ashes of a
lost love. He opens it tenderly and ex-
tracts a small bottle. The small bottle
he places In the exact center of the
large table. Then he backs off few
steps and gazes proudly at monsieur
as proudly as though he had done
something wonderful. One expects him
to crow. as though he had laid 1t. One
is impressed. The bottle must be
worth at least $1,00o,o0O What is 1t.
then?
1t is the latest novelty-it is the most
recent creation Marvellous! Exquisite!
And the name! All, oui! The name!
LET Him Not Forget This Moment"
This is its name-~Let Him Not Forget
This Moment" The parsonage kisses
his hand at the bottle. He rolls up his
eyes. He Is choked with emotion. All,
oui! Well. what does this smell like,
then? Crack it open or something.
Give us q smell of the stuff, no?
The parsonage bows his head, ele-
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-04-09
PASTORS ASSOCIATION
NOT STAGING REVIVAL
Members Of Colored Organiza-
ton Issue Signed State
ment for Publication,

Members OF the United Pastors asso-
citation (colored) have no part In the
forward evangelistic campaign which
opens at the Billy Sunday tabernacle
on Sunday, with Rev. N. ID, Sham
borguer doing most Of the preaching,
they state.
Exception was taken by the colored
pastors to newspaper article that
the campaign was to be. under the
auspices of their organization. AS one
official Of the association expressed 1t,
1t Is not their intention to oppose any
thing that Is for the good of the people
and Christianity. but they have not
been invited to take any part In the
meetings at the tabernacle and do not
wish to be placed in the wrong light.
Rev. Shamborguer and some other
colored ministers compose committee
which is back OF the forward move
ment 1t Is understood that Sham
borguer Is not member OF the as
ISOLATION OF colored pastors.
The statement of the association. Is
sued after n meeting on Thursday at
which tho matter was thoroughly dis
cussed. follows:
as well as newspapers that there Is
to BIO held at the Billy Sunday taber~
nacle revival said to be under the
auspices of the Colored Pastors as
ISOLATION of Chattanooga and suburbs.
I'm order that our people may not be
misled by the publication Of the word
association we desire to say that the
United Pastors Association of Chat
tanooga and Suburbs, of which the late
lamented Rev. NJ. w. Moore was presi-
dent, has nothing whatever to do with
said meeting. Having had no invitation
to take part in said revival, we do not
wish to be placed in the wrong light.
"St. ames Baptist Church. Rev. y.
Moore, Pastor.
First Baptist Church, orchard Knob,
Rev. II. J. johnson, Pastor
"Thompkin's Chapel, A. NJ. Il. Zion
Church, Rev. c. c. Stewart, Pastor.
mt. Paran Baptist Church. Rev. u. w.
Bloodworth. Pastor.
"Patten Memorial, A. NJ. E.s Zion
Church. st. Elmo, Rev. ]. e. West
berry, Pastor.
Allen Temple, A. NJ. Il. Church Fort
Wood, Rev. S. J. Beasley, Pastor.
"Union Hill Baptist Church, Twenty
Nth and Long Streets. Rev. l.. II.
Womack. Pastor.
"Quinn Chapel. A. NJ. e. Church, Rev.
J. Il. Brown, Pastor
est. Paul A. M. Il. Church, William
Street, Rev. N. b. Morton. Pastor.
Kennedy. Pastor.
"Rev. William NJ. S. McCutcheon. Dis
trict Missionary of the North Chicka-
mauga and Chattanooga District AS
ISOLATION, and Pastor of Macedonia
Baptist Church.
REV. J. I. u. A. Johnson. Rector OF
Episcopal Church, Chestnut Street.
REV. A. l.. Mcintyre. Presiding Elder
OF Chattanooga District A. NJ. II,
Zion Church.
&C. c. Steward. Acting President.
IN. II. Morton, Secretary.
William M. S. McCutcheon. Corre-
spending Secretary"
The Chattanooga news. [volume] (Chattanooga, Tenn.) 1891-1939, 1920-04-09

glass and let the saieswoman place the
hat upon her head. She looked in the
glass. at first carelessly and then with
real astonishment. II made such a
change In her! She did not believe Il
possible that pinch of purple velvet
IN take it," Winifred said. And
you must wear 1t to the matinee. Wrap
her old hat. please, and lay II aside.
Well call for 1t later"
There was no use in protesting. And.
besides. Miss Hetty hated to take off
that hat as she had never hated TO- DO
anything before in her life. She walked
out of the store with her chin up.
A man. hurrying by. glanced at her
and then at Winifred and paused.
Why. it's DR.. Brush oh. doctor. are
He shook his head. mo, my dear,
unless you call the purchase OF drugs
and apparatus shopping. HOW DO you
do Miss Hetty? You're looking par'ic-
isn't she?" cried winifred We've
been having such good time. And
now we've started for the matinee.
How | wish you would go, too"
wanted me" The elderly. pleasant
faced doctor smiled.
Hetty? There. come along" And Wini-
fred seized an arm OF each.
In the theater she speedily FORGOT
everything except the stage. But MISS
Hetty and the doctor were for the nrst
time in their long acquaintance realiy
aware of each other.
And now said DR.. Brush as they
came out of the theater. since our
train doesn't leave until 7:40--by the
way. I didn't tell you. did /. that / in
tend to see you safely home? You must
dine with me at the Brunswick. VIII
you meet me there at o'clock?
"Oh, we WILL" cried Winifred, "and
it's dear of you to ask us, doctor. why
1t will seem like real party
II must get my own hat ana take
this off now" Miss Hetty said. She
was looking very flushed and happy and
feeling as though the snowy world had
suddenly become all sunshine and roses
Winifred turned upon her. Miss
Hetty! Don't you dare take that hat on
YOUR head till you get home. why,
you're just lovely in 1t. bought IL ior
YOU"
II did" whispered Winifred. when
saw those pink roses / knew that
would lust match your cheeks. And they
do. DR., Brush noticed 1t, too. Think
of that deadly old widower asking US to
dine! Why, she never notices a woman.
He's Just smitten with you. Miss Hetty:"
"Oh, hush" begged MISS Hetty'
you don't know what you are say
ing" xr,,.,.s Ala