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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

peace treaty with reservations
Durham sun.
We o suppose Los Angeles
would take kindly to a proposition 70
change her name to Quaker City
Columbus Dispatch
Full strength beer Is on tap again
In Germany. but It costs a lot TO get
there, and then there are the Ger
mans-BOston Globe.
A candidate must be out OF luck
this year whose grown daughter tells
him . al another use for the front
porch.-Milwaukee Journal.
After this. II a fund raising cam
paign Is to prosper, it will have to be
known by some other name Than a
'drlve"-Los Angeles Times
The fact that California bank de-
posits show an Increase probably In
dlcates thar somebody must be going
sugar-Sacramento Union
d Malone Is running for governor
IN New York on the third party ticket
In November they'll change HIS in
itials 10 J. Malone-Dayton News.
II gasoline does 90 to 50 cents a
gallon. result viii be that there
VIII be a lot OF people buying s
line at 50 cents a gaIIon-New York
Mail.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

OF the notary public because he Is
commissioned to act as notary only
to the expiration Of his license, and
Il is necessary TO state that any
paper was witnessed with all re-
quirements OF the law fulfilled
@ What e. a Hundogi d. p.
A A sundog IS a specific name
given to a form OF halo, and Is an
optical phenomenon produced when
the light Of the sun shines through a
delicate cloud or layer OF fog or mist.
(Any reader can get the ansWe to
any question by writing The Herald IN
formation Bureau, Frederic J. Haskin,
director, washington. D.. c. The bu-
reau cannot give advice on legal.
medical and financial matters. Il
does not attempt to settle domestic
troubles, nor 70 undertake exhaustive
research on any subject. Write your
question plainly and briefly. Give
full name and address and enclose
two cents in stamps FOR return post
age. All replies are sent direct 70
the inquirer).
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12
Short SnatcheS
From EUery1ghere

What times demand is a portable
'front.' porch-Chicago Daily News.
Therem be a fine Job lot OF gsner-
ais for hire when Villa retires-Co-
lumbia Record.
When a man marries for Money
he seeks a good figure more than a
pretty face.-Sioux City Journal.
II that TABLED golden fleece ex sted
today II would be worth its weight IL
Wool@Greenville Is. c. Piedmont.
Lost-A small coin purse contain
ing IS gold piece and an evening
gown Call 149-Peabody (Ean.)
Gazette.
These luminous wrist watches are
no good at all 10 two classes OF So
ciety-burglars and lovers-Colum-
bia State
Every nee IN awhile It becomes
clearer that Germany accepted the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

they saw nothing. Then. AL a. once.
the little rabbit girl cried
-Oh, look uncle Wlggily, see a
hoop OF fire oTer IN the grass and
she pointed TO where, under q tree.
there shimmsrsd and shons a round
ring as though a lot o. sparklers
yer going of at once.
"Hai I Sc what Il Isl" cried Uncle
WiEgly- That Is your grape vine
hoop, Susie. It rolled IN the grass
and a lot OF lightning bugs are sit
ting On It. playing ring around the
rosiel We have found your hoopl"
And so they had Over In the grass
Il was, and the lightning bugs were
seated on It. playing ring around the
rosie on Il But they few of when
they heard Il was Susle's hoop. and
Uncle Wiggily made the fireflies an
other, and then he took Susie home
and gave her the orange pie So, Il
the coal bin doesn't Try to come up
from down cellar 70 find out why the
gas stove Is dancing around the
kitchen. III tel you XXI about
Uncle Wigg1ly and Sammie's banjo
Copyright, 1920. BY Mcclure News
paper Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12
Patter And Chatter
High Prices

A YEAR ago # seemed as though
n They couldn't boost the prices
hiEherB
coal and fee and ole0
They sOeked it TO the saddened buyer
what he ate and what he Wort
They made him hand them all HIS
1t seemed as II we lived once more
Back IN the darkest OF h ages.
THEY used to tell Us every week
That things would Don be looking
briEhterf
They said that we had reached the
peak
And that our burdens must grow
lighter
But All the promises we got
Were empty HH they showed Is
later,
The prices for the things we bought
Continued always TO be greater.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

George Arliss will begin an en-
gagement IN Booth Tarkington's play,
-Poldekin." At the Park theater on
this evening, under the management
Of George C. Tyler. In the support
mig company viii be Julia Dean. FL
sic Mackay, Sidney Toler. Carl An
thony, E. G. Robinson. Hubert Wilke.
Emil Koch, Manart Kippen and John
Mehster.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

test he mocketh him with cheerful
ha-has, saying:
-oh. be a spOrt-bs not a joy
kIllerl"
Alas. many ROW have we with
us. but the WATER-WIT o'ershadow-
eth them all
WRONG place. is a terrible thinEi-
Copyright 1920. by the Wheeler Syn
dicate. III
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12
HiredHeLp

IJE used to have a stately butler, the most impressive gent alive, a major
w domo and a suher, and proud doneshes four OF five. Before the war they
did their duties a good retainers ought to do; they seemed to US a bunch Of
beauties who well deserved the wage they drew. But since the times became
unsettled they tried to travel on their gall, and thy became so highly meled
we had to can them one and all And now my wife does all the cooking, re-
joiang that the gang is gone, and 1 beshnewing and gadzOOking keep up the
fires and nov the lawn About ny household tasks I scuue, 81 gay I carol
songs aloud. and Pm convinced that I can butte as well as any hinHng
proud Ny wife is singing @Annie Rooney" and other good old songs Of yore
before song writers all grew 1ooney, as she mops up the kitchen floor. with
out hired help my heart is bubbing with harmless mfth, that makes a hit;
ny days 10 more ire filled with troubling for fear some naughty maid will
quit. The pies are burned, the bread is sOggy, the meat comes smoking from
the stove but Pm % glad Pm feeling groggy because we fired that gTouchy|
drove 1 DO not care two jos or TITLES what people say Of u in town; far.
better live n ruined vthes than wilt beneath a servants frown.
Copyright by George Matthew Adams WALT MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

Edgar Mels OF the Worcester Eve
ming Gazette notifies Us that Cocaine
Brothers have a candy stand In his
city. After slipping Us that dope he
asserts that Twin Brothers operate a
carpet cleaning foundry on Columbus
avenue, New York. Very good. Ed
die, but we knew a man IN Denver
named James Brothers.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

Ruth Resale Burns. daughter Of
Mr.. and Mrs. Edward K. Burns. zoos
Texas street.
Edward S Blackman, IT. son Of
Mr. and Mrs. E. S. Blackman. 81 East
San Antonio street
Orvills Walter Pohlmyer, son Of
Mr.. and Mrs. George H. Pohlmyer,
24l7 East Boulevard.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

states money FOR a 2-cent stamp and
mat would have to get a stamp and
present Il with the card. She d.
rected me to the stamp window. /
stood IN the stamp window line for 10
minutes n then bought a book OF
s-eent stamps Then I waited in line
asaLl az the inquiry window. Then
the clerk OF the inquiry window told
me she couldn't take a 2-cenr stamp
because the amount due on the piece
OF man was only I cent. a mistake
having been made in the notifica-
tion- She said she couldn't take the
money either, and referred me back
TO the stamp window. The line at
TINS WINDOW was getting longer and
longer. 1 looked at the line. then
looked at her and saw the piece
OF mail I vas after was only an oil
circular, so I just left Il with Uncle
sam II uncle's business is carried
on inside like the Insiders make US
carry on ours on the outside no Won
ers"
cooperation OF the public IN
eliminating mishaps at the munich
pal bathing beach in washington
park VIII be invited" said city coun-
Gilman Martin Sweeney. Parents
children take advantage Of the
pool can do much By safety first
warnings. Swimmers can aid by call
Ing the attention OF the management
70 any inexperienced swimmers TAX
ing too great risks, particularly in
the cases OF children. The city wiz
have done all It can in the provision
OF safety devices before the pool is
opened. There viii be sufficient
protection for any person who does
chances"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

Wilson Collision made his debut as
a New York producer when his farce
comedy, The Girl With the Carmine
Lips opened at the Punch and Judy
theater. The cast includes Dallas
wexford. Wilfred Clarke and a dozen
/ others.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

Lew Fields. who, by the way, has
a real hit in The Poor Little Rita
Girl at the Central. has appointed
himself general understudy for all the
male roles.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

lnez Courtney, who lacks several
seconds OF being as big as a minute.
has been staging some OF the dances
in the two Little Whopper" COM
panies. Inez was IN the show last
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

A man who has served two penitentiary terms expresses
surprise in Boston that the authorities look on him now
with a grain Of suspicion. He naturally thinks that If the
penal system is any good he must be q better man now
than he ever was.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

Lloyd George admits that Britain can't and won't en-
force article z in the case Of Poland. Other nations are
not going to have the least hesitation about making this
sort Of reservations in any crisis that may arise. The
American way is the best way; to make the reservations
before SIGNING.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

tie bunny girl What do you think
Ny nice hoop that you made for ne
out Of a grape vine is gonsI
Gomez Gone Where2" asked M
LouBears. Did one Of the animal
boys take It"
NO" answered Susie. But I was
rolling II just a little while ago, and
It went in the bushes. and IN a dark
place, and I can't find g. I've looked
all over everywhere for e but I can't
find my nice hoopi"
Til help you look" said Uncle
wisely.
So he helped the little rabbit girl
look for her hoop. but Il was not 20
be found and Susie was feeling quite
sad.
Never mind" said the bunny gem
ueman- III make you another hoop,
Susie"
But I'd rather have that onel"
Susie exclaimed I'm used to that
one 2 I Ike Il best"
Then weI try to find It." said
Uncle Wlggily. So he and Susie
looked some more. but for some time
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

Not 4 single pomegranate in our garden has been
allowed, by the small boys in the neighborhood, to rpen on
the tree. Isn't this proof enough that times are normal
and boys have not degenerated7
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

Those folks who are bound to settle the whisker ques-
ton may recall that the Germans in the world war were
pushed literally while the Americans were clean shaver.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

7 ON NOON jest happened Z stumble
Il on a bottle O. white mule" tday
an broke his am in three places One
good thing about bei1' a hghtvad-
you don't have Z appear before q can
paiE investigatin' committee.
Copyright. National Newspaper Service
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12
HOW LAZZ AND RAG TIME UNDO
THE CIVILIZING WORK OF AGES

By the dreadful blows Of rauc0us sound that come from
the jazz gang. Nothing tastes right. The eyes hurt. The
ears ring.
PhysiolOgicany the effect on the diners-out is most
disastrous. Every function Of digestion from the moment
the food is taken into the mouth until the last drop of
ferences, plugged a~pertures, deficient OF excessive s~ecretions,
acidulated aIkalies and alkalined acids, s~olidfied liquids
and undue dlution Of salt reserves, cramps, defective
oxygsnation, autointoxeation, fermentation, and coagula-
ton, filtration and seasekness, all due to the ~antisocial
activities Of the young men who are being paid to destroy
the business by killing the patrons.
There's nothing to do about It, except just to wait. The
devotees cannot survive their own excuses, and maybe the
next generation VIII at least be able to find a new tune to
take the place Of the 2~S54,755th imitation Of the ore
original Of this species. Like Wilson, It is something we
have to bear for the allotted time; and time itself is a
shadow, that passeth away.
It has been said that @cranks are the dissonances In our
symphony; too much sweetness is monotonous; like pickles,
they are natures means Of emphasizing the harmOnies Of
Hfe.D
Meaning no d~iarespect to pickles.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

By comparison with the rest Of the world, Mexico i
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

The loss Of pealth is loss of dirt;
The happy mans pihouf a shirt.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE
Father-My SON.. you're q bad egg.
Son-Ehat can't be A moment SGD
you called ne fresh.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

H, but when sprinEtims came Ht
"A last,
New hopes came with II, HWeeter,
fnirer;
They told us that the worst was past
For every weary burden-bearer.
The world took on a brighter hue,
The darkened sky 1t seemed was
clenrinEi
They told US punishment was due 81.
For hos who had been prOfiteer-
ing.
DUT now we know that greater woe
ID Than we have borne f. coming
quickly
The prices OF a year
VIII soon seem small and frau and
Eickly3
with higher rates the prodteer
VIII have new cause to list ad-
v1nces,
And II you do not Ike II here,
Go somewhere else and take y0ur
chances.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12


They used 20 call him worthless be-
aus he hated work. He'd very sell
dom labor unless he couldn't shirk.
HIS clothes were old and shiny, but
little did he care. Old Goodfernuthin'
Wilson they called him everywhere.
He didn't like to borrow, but when he
DID. he'd pay He had a smile for
people. and had II every day. The
children used to love him. and AL the
dogs he met for Goodfornuthin' VIII
son had ioyous barks. you beti
On Christmas mornin' always q
poor child, mebbe two, would find
some little trinker from wilson in
his shoe. He passed away one eve
min down in his shanty. small, and
Goodfernuthin's mourners we're kids
and dogs. that's all. Soon after he
was buried (the county paid for IT.
the peple got TO thinkin' about him,
just a bit And now a headboard
standin' above the poor old cuss says.
"Goodfernuthln, Wilson was good
enough for US"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

Moral force among nations is a tremendous thing, when
It IS backed up BY money, material and men-paTticularly
man.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

THE young lady across the way says
1 there's no excuse for having a dog
P~edigreed # you give him a bath often
enough and use good strong SOAP.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

Napoleon said that Providence is always on the side Of
the last reserve. So keep at least q nickel in your pocket
out Of your salary.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12
A6out Broadway PLays And PIayers

NEW YORK April 12@Iacob P. Ad-
IN Ter, dean OF the Jewish actors. Is
to play ShylOck again Max r
Wilmer. his manager, announces that
Adler viii be seen in the role on
Broadway within a few weeks. Mr..
Wilmer IS busy engaging a cast for
this Merchant OF Venice company
and he tells Us all players but Mr..
Adler viii speak English The Shy
lock role, however. VIII be spoken in
Yiddish- This looks like q novelty.
but Il IS apt to prove highly unsat-
isfactory TO Broadway Audiences
Why make anybody suess what the
star OF a play IS ssying7
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

GOSSIP
william A Brady has engaged
Florencs Gerald. Louis FrohcE and
Clarence Rockefeller for -Lmmodest
Violet"
Juanlta Fischer Il 70 have . role
in Little Miss Charity opening soon
al the Belmont theatsr.
George E Mack IS to have q place
In the cast Of Blue Bonnet" the new
Shubert production
william Seabury has returned 70
the New Brighton IN his revue. Fri
volicS"
A THOUGHT FOR TODAY
de gal Whot kin make good
bread" says Uncle Eph. ~doan' gin
rully hab much trubbls findin' sr
man ter make Il fer"
FOOLISHMENT
said Nz. Zeke Jones TO Miss Pew,
"We'n make = great singer Of sues
Oh, she7u fave high tones.
I tell Papa Jones,
That lone day she'll sing clear 70 T.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

The women OF far of Zanzibar are
learning 10 play tennis.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

Denver, whose chief Of police was recently hit on Ii
head BY rioters, Is in the same class with Omaha who's
mayor a mob strung up for a LITTLE while.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

Secretary Baker is carrying home his OWL soup bone
and Mrs. Baker is hoeing carrots in the back yard. This
insuTes that living wiz be cheaper this winter, thanks to
the Wilson administrationls magnifiesnt fight for economy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

season and knows the dances 50 well
she can play them On the ukulsis.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12
Storing The Waters

THE ENDEAvOR that Is being made jointly by the states
1 Of Arizona and New Mexico and the o. S. reclamation
service to locate dam sites on the upper CHA and Sar
Francisco rivers IN western New Mexico ought to succeed
According to the Lordsbmg Liberal which hs taken Z
deep interest IN irrigation matters, the Aim pTojsct on the
upper san FRANCISCO uver has been 1aVorably reported on
A dam near Alma, n. NJ, would conserve the flood waters
Of the upper Frisco, as the stream is known locally in
pound water for power purposes and serve as Z safeguard
against high water at Clifton.
An investigation was conducted at Red Rock, N. N, on
the upper ella to ind a site for a storage dam to provide
irrigation waters for the ard lands Of Arizona. The report,
however, was unfaTorable. That 4 suitable site for q dam
viii be found On the upper ella, possibly near Cliff, n. NJ
is likely. Gov. Campbell of Arizona is taking an active
lead in the matter and has promised to take the problem
up with Gov. Larazolo Of New Mexico at once.
The southwest has many such rivers as the ella and
the San Francisco that can be damned at more than one
site along their courses and thus made to serve the needs
Of large territories.
Denver, whose chief Of police was recently hit on the
head by rioters, Is in the sams class with Omaha whose
mayor q mob strung up for a little while.
Pretty soon the weather is going to pay handsomely
for al Of those spring sand storms.
Lower California. has a big nut crop this year.
Reading the papers, one is sometimes in doubt whether
it is Denver OF Warsaw the reds are after.
It il. all right to put money in oil, but some folks put
theirs in water.
Secretary Baker is carrying home his own soup bone
and Mrs. Baker is hoei1g carrots in the back yard. This
insuTes that living wiz be cheaper this winter, thanks to
the Wilson Administrations magnificent fight for economy.
Napoleon said that Providence is always on the side of
the last reserve. So keep at least a nickel in your pocket
out Of your salary.
Not q single pOmegranate in our garden has been
allowed, by the small boys in the neighborhood, to upen on
the tree. Isn't this proof enough that times are normal
and boys have not degenerated7
The loss Of Dealth Is loss of dirt;
The happy mans DifhoH a shirt
z.--,,g
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

Poland is receiving scant sympathy from the world.
Her greed was untimely.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

Pretty soon the weather is going to pay handsomely
for al Of those spring sand storms.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

The league of nations has a hOtbOz.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

It is all right to put money in oil, but some folks put
theirs in water.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

Reading the papers, one is sometimes in doubt whether
t is Denver OF Warsaw the reds are after.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

Lower California has a big nut crop this year.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-08-12

WHAT DO you think
that you made for ne
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1920-03-16
4 \ X X X \ \ y 4 4 4 4 4
COLLEGE NOTES

Cecil Pollard attended the United
Presbyterian conference in Nampa
Friday.
Miss Roberta Fisher of Weiser Wis
tied the Thompson girls at Finney
hall the week end
Vivian kimbrough has been affect
ed with = rather serious case of sore
throat the past few days.
John Humpfelt and family of Wei.
ser were visitors at Finney hall Sat
urday.
W. 0. Morcland Of Weiser was tn,
guest Of Cecil Pollard Friday and
Saturday,
Miss Gathering Sweetlanr left las,
Thursday for her home in Hagerman
to return Monday
The monthly tests which are sched-
uled for this week have already oc-
easioncd great activity in all the diff
ferent branches of learning;
Miss Erma Shoesmith celebrated ,
birthday anniversary Sunday with an
informal dinner party at Finney hall.
Harold Jester will lead the Y. M.
{, A. meeting Wednesday with the
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1920-03-16
HUGE TASK TO MAKE
FILM VERSION OF
THE COPPERHEAD'

The task confronting the producer.
OF the screen version of Augusta.
Thomas great play, The Copper
head, which will be on view at the
Huree theatre next Wednesday and
Thursday, was a considerable one. 1t
involved constructing and twice re-
constructing an entire village, the en-
Iploying, marshalling, costuming. and
directing Of literally thousands. Of EEK
tras," and endless research and stud,
OF archives pertaining to the periods
of the Mexican and Civil wars. Lionel
Barrymore, who was star in the stage
play, also is featured in the picture.
Charles Maignc was director.
The village which was used was
constructed on the plains of Long Is
land and is faithful in every detail in
its reproduction Of middle western
town in the SOS. 1t was modelled after
original sketches and drawings show
ing the style Of buildings OF the per-
iod. Every structure was enclosed
on all four sides, in itself an innov-
alton in movie making. Over 200
Mexican war soldiers, 1900 Civil war
soldiers, and 1900 Civil war veterans
were impersonated by extras" Diff
ferent styles of guns had to be OBJ
tanned for the soldiers in the two
wars. An accurate copy of President
lhncoln's proclamation of war repro
duced by one of the few living men
who have seen one.
All in all, THE Copperhead" is de-
clared to be one of the big motion
picture events of the year and well
worth the attention of everyone. 1t
is Paramount Aircraft.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1920-03-16
GEM DISTRICT NEWS.

Among recent sales Of property in
the Gem district is the sale by Mrs.
J. w. Sheppard OF 40 acre tract to
Ray Estes for $500.
Water for irrigation was turned ~
to the Mcdonald canal last week.
John Redmond has completed IT.,
repair of the Patch ditch and water
will be turned in Monday
The bitches are being used thi,
early in the season so as to take .ull
advantage of The early supply Of wa
ter from Succor creek.
Harris Bros, who have the contrac,
for the enlargement of A canal. an
nounce that they expect to finish their
contract by March %.
One Of the new "a inch pumps
which the Gem district is installing
has been hauled from Homedale ant.
is being put into position Another
"a inch pump and new motor will
be delivered at the station in two or
three days.
How about Formaldehyeo Costs
no more in sealed bottles at Harmons
Drug Store.