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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

ship. II he were a little bigger he
would knock folks down
Darling wrens come in with their
twirtering. Such gentlefolk. They
Ike 20 1--we with people We have one
room we call the Wren's room because
often a wren is nesting In It She
slips under the caves OF the cabin
and 1lnQs q way and rents an apart
ment for herself and husband and
three or four children and pays in
comfortable twittering. one feels
adopted for certain into good society
when a wren moves IN.
The thrush's exquisite interval
comes sometimes over the golf links
or little ways down the mountain
in the deep woods but he has not yet
dined with US He may have break
tasted One never knows how much
company there IS 10 breakfast or ex-
actly who's been Only the fact that
the bird table is always a clean plate
by human breakfast time shows the
hungry folks have been there. And
som tirues our gentle feathered people
raj ie such a hullaballoo that those
who sleep on that side Of the house
are awakened at 8 in the morning by
the arguments At that hour after
being Weakened by curious Whistling
Inspirations turmoil, looking out
carefully. one can see a curious pro-
cession going up a tree next the bird
table -Four or five fat gray birds
are walking straight up the tree.
their bodies at right angles to II, ap-
parently defying the laws Of gravita-
ton They are some sort OF wood
pecler, but they do not hammer and
drill but just run their beaks along
trusting in something to turn up.
They keep in q procession spiraling
up the tree like lightning comes
down, and close together, disputing
every moment. Move the curtain only
a sixteenth Of an inch and they are
off into the sky and down in the
canyon
We have not yet had the pleasure
OF entertaining our most esteemed
guest. the western tanager- There
Is the princely attired. Head and
neck OF orange that shines like an
aureole, under parts OF bright clear
lemon yellow, wings Of black barred
with white; slender. fine, command
ing, he is one OF the exquisites. And
so is she. All in apple olive green.
very much like a sleek, meek, gentle
canary but as trim and fine and pol
lshed as her princely husband Mrs.
Ianager looks like a real society
leader as she dimes, and they are good
Cloudcrofters.
when we set the table we give them
the grape nuts the son and heir won't
finish and any left over breakfast
porridge- Cantaloupe and watermelon
rinds they love and cantaloupe seeds
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

7 WISH you would tell he voters
said D. c. Booth, the fat boy with
the tired ACKNOWLEDGMENT smile.
that when they put cross marx pc
side the name OF candidate on
ballot. they lose that vote The laws
Of Texas specify that the voter must
scratch from the ballot the names Of
all candidates he or she does not wish
10 vote for II more than one name
Is left for any office. no vote IS count
ed We found a lot OF ballots last
Saturday on which the voter had
made cross marks, presumably for the
persons they wished 70 vote for. but
we could not count them OF course
as the law vas not obeyed-"
James A Dick has a reputation OF
being a very polite man. The garbage
man paid an early morning call at
the Dick home on Montana street the
other morning. stuck his head In the
back gate and shouted garbage" at
the top OF his Spanish voice Releas-
ing himself from the arms OF Nor
pheus and tumblinE out OF the geese
hair. Rotarian Dick called out the
window. 7 have no garbage this
morning. I'm terribly sorry
=
A friend suErezts that no man
need worry II nothing exciting
ever happened IN his life, FOR
there's no time Ike the present 10
begin a lucid past.
Nan viii never understand woman.
but he never ceases trying.
The editor OF the Rochester. MINI.
Bulletin is reported 10 have left town
Ihis from his paper nay possibly ex-
plain IL.
Miss Isabel Jones returned yes
terdaT from Chicago where she
visited her son. Dick, and attend
ed the Republican convention.
Miss Jones also visited at the Ma
tional Kindergarten college which
she formerly attended.
weeds should be cut twice during
the sumner. mayor Burkhardt said.
just before going to seed-"-Liua Ca
zette.
50 Ions. old tuEniP.
Let Us hope the pastor who per-
formed this wedding ceremony, re-
ported in the Minneapolis Tribune,
donned his blfnkerE immediately
The brides only attendant was her
cousin. Miss Helen Hermann, who
Immediately preceded her Miss Herr
mann was gowned IN an attractive
blue ribbon girdla-
The p1raEr1nher on the san Erun-
cisco Call, quoting the above para
graph. sayEs
II Helen Hermann were really
there. why in blazes didn't they men
ton his name also. Oh. think it over
It works
HOME TOWN LOCALS
iAs he no Grz1fs E1arer Would Pint rhan-l
Our fellow toWusman, julius Era-
Eluer. has lately returned from the
Republican convention At Chicago and
predicts Republican victory. Julius
ought 10 know he belongs TO the
race OF prophets
]. r SegalL the WeI known and
popular optician, recently spent his
vacation out where he could listen 10
what the wild waves are saying TO
The wild women Oh, you Joe.
Willie Winch. the genial manager
OF the Wlgwam theater. is having an
the spittoons polished at his place.
You can't keep this energetic young
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27
Short SnatcheS
From EUe7y1Cherg


Jawn D. is eighty-one- Gasoline is
almost-Columbia Is c. Record
Speak not harshly against the
profiteer lest you offend thy neigh
bor-Harrisburg News
Cox is now the official crown
prince by adoption.-Baltimore Ameri-
can
The allies have notified the Polish
premier, Grabsky, 70 quit--St Paul
Pioneer Press.
Maybe II candidate Harding would
snore, he could attract more atten-
ton TO his sleeping porch campaign.
Dallas News
Wonder why it is that the earth
trembies 50 when ever they have q
fire out in san Francisco or Los An
Eeles2-Norfolk Ledger Dispatch
finding a house to live il. Goodness
knows what IL must be like TO be rich
and observation-disclosures City Star
Germany seems TO be of the opin-
ion that, if she cannot escape her
treaty obligations the war was not
worth losing. - Norfolk Nirginian-
Pilot
Automatically speaking. the For
ty-eight is no longer on subtraction
and division than an addition and
multiplication.-Aanchester IN HI
Union.
Perhaps all this front porch talk
being handed out by Harding is just
intended 10 arouse the envy OF apart
ment dwelling Democrats.-Nashvi
] Tennessean.
Sister Mary informs US that the
chief objection to round steak is its
toughness- She is behind the times
that used 70 be an objection. but Il
I has been superseded by an objection
TO its price.-Arizona Republican.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27
REV. C. H. MITCHELMORE
PLACED ON RETIRED LIST

Rev C. 4 Nitchelmors has been
honorably retired from the ministry.
he took charge OF the Altura Pres
pyrerian church October 1. 1917, to
give his son Rev Hugh T. Mitchell
more who was the pastor OF the Al
tura church an opportunity to take
hold OF army T. II c. A work
l-r- Aitchelmore. having passed his
llth birthday anniversary, Il now on
the honorably retired list Rev. Hugh
T. Mirchelmors has recently taken
charge OF Emmanuel Presbyterian
church at Spokane, Wash.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27
.Patter And Chatter
In Spite Of the IHs al the BIZ

A CROSS wide meadows there are
n blown
Sweet fraEranees that bring ne
i0yf
The smell OF hay hut lately nova
Reminds me OF q dreamy boy
Who once built castles in the air
And saw their distant furrets
CLEAN
The weather still sometimes Il fair,
And stiu i find II good 10 dream
HREED urges men to scheme and
II cheat
And wealthy fools rush madIy On.
As II they blundered through a street
OF crumblinE Rome or Babylon.
But still there's cnuse for being glad.
The world Improves from day 20
day
I've just put of a man who had
A bill he wanted me TO pay.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27
Another Strike


THIS year VIII not swat the flies as have soaked them the IN
million,
to blows and KIN few IN self defence
cheap hesotd fs although
foolish and Piled svang billion
results? all
Thu be flies this Hoped BE-
te the ones slew VIII not be missed; for each killed thereu
You've heard about the ancient gent who pushed boulder
the slope went and then
would stand for that; people quit more the
flies III bat since batting doesn't a
Copyright By George Matthew Adams WALT MASON
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

It would hardly go around any more,
and Nurse Jane said:
The cream Is frozen. Now we must
take out the jiggily dasher inside the
freezer and turn II 10 make it nice
and smooth You hold down the can,
Uncle Wiggily. while I take off the
TOP and lift out the dasher."
Uncle Wiggily was just going to do
this when a voice cried:
What's going on here2 Oh, I seei
Making ice creami Well. I'll take a
paw in thisi' and out from behind a
porch post Jumped the bad Skuddle-
maEoon.
I love ice cream howled the
Skuddlemagoou Next to Uncle Wig
gily's souse I love ice creami First
I'm going TO have some cream and
then III nibble some rabbit ear souset
Wowl Now for the creami stand
aside until I take a pawfull" he said
most fmpolitely.
Then the Skuddlemagoon thrust his
paw down inside the place in the tub
where the ice and water and salt
were He thought that was the cream
I guess
Right down into the cold. freezing
tub OF ice the Skuddlemagoon Put his
paw. and then a funny look came over
his face
Ice creamir he cried. a.Tce erear,r
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

I don't feel any down here! You're
fOoling me, that's what you are, I'll
take some souse frs and ice cream
afterwardr' But when he tried TO
pull his paw out OF the tub OF ice and
salt water he couldn't do It, for 1t was
frozen fast to The bottom
oh. wowi Wouchr howled the
Skuddlemagoon, but that's all the
good IL did him Then Nurse Jane. not
being afraid Of the bad creature. who
couldn't get loose. lifted out the tin
can filled with frozen cream and took
it in The house.
And she and Uncle Wiggily and the
puppy boys ate the frozen pudding.
and policeman dog came and arrest
ed the Skuddlenagoo after the ice
had been emptied from the tub so he
could get his frozen paw loose. So
the bunny's souse was saved again.
And If the airship doesn't turn a
somersault and tip the dill pickle out
Of The molasses jug III tell you next
about Uncle Wiggily and the barber.
Copyright, 1920. by Mcclure News
paper Syndicate).
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27
A Line O. Cheer
Each Day o. The Year


THE WAY TO WEALTH.
TIE way TO riches OF great store.
! To win Dame Fortunes gilded
plume.
Is 70 PRODUCE a little more
Zach passing day than we con-
SUlIE
Copyright. 1920. BY the Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27
YOUTH CONFESSES THEFT
SAY CALIFORNIA OFFICERS

Los Angeles. Calf. July z7.-Roy
zlilg $500 from q Tempe. Ariz. bank.
where he formerly was employed.
was arrested here today At a Los
Angeles bank. where he had obtained
employment Police said Taylor con-
1essed and said he left Tempe for
Florence. Ariz-s where he was mar
RED
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

and bread and biscuit crumbs and hot
cakes and bacon rind- Generally they
have what we have. The fat from
a steak is greatly TO their liking. and
cake crumbs. egg crumbs. lettuce,
apple pie with cheese Nothing comes
amiss- They never vet nave pushed
back their plates and refused
i. McE. S
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

Deflation is also taking place in
our national debt. which has dropped
over $4,000, 100000 since the peak Of
August 81, 1e19.-From Leslie's.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27


trouble for kissing OF the ser-
would $4,000 In 1914 now costs taol
uponly Few OF Us need locomotives
lush 80 dlsconreut;
Test
president
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

Senator Reed denied he called Wilson bTaying AMI
nal but its cinoh he thought If.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27
ROUNDABOUT Town 3 { 4 MAREN

nan from helping 70 put his home
city IN the metropolitan class
Ben Lewis says he bets Il he was
president he'd make Germany come
into The league OF nations and then
see that she was kept in the cellar
position all the time Ben is certain
~ a cutups none OF the city slicker1
ever get anything on Ben
I'd Lachman, the smiling wooden
ware man. hasn't been to the new
swimming pool yet Ed SAYS they
haven't got water enough for him
Our smiling young attorney W r
Fryer. is thinking OF going on the
road as a lightning change artist
Hes been showing talent along that
line lately
Our wen known and popular valley
agriculrurist. George Pendell. says The
pear crop this year is fine how about
the peaches, George. YOU old scamp
Sheriff Seth 3. Orndorff Is said 70
have developed such a fine pair OF
legs in The recent political race that
musical comedy II he had been defeat
ed Our popular sheriff Is surely a
resourceful young man
Scott -Thite has a new straw lid
1t looks just Ike those worn by the
Ohio delegation at san Francisco.
wonder il Scott is going 70 switch
The work OF laying new pipes on
several OF our streets continues with
undated Figor- Nothing can stop the
march OF Improvement.
We noticed a new cap on one OF the
motormen this week. Things must be
picking I'D.
Another jewelry store Is to Be
opened on one o. our principal thor
oughfares- Competition is the life OF
trade.
More anon
ROYAL SIMPLICITY
CFrom the New York sun and Hsraidl
The queen wore a beautiful flow
cred blue hroeade gown and jewels.
The king wore a Eardenia IN HIS hut-
tOnkoie-
A correspondent wants to know
what e p stands Tor. IL standa
for more rotten politics than any
city in the country.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27
Arizona S University

GONE day. Judging from the progress the university
y Arizona is making people VIII be talking of the Ar
idea they have for time talked Of the Wis
consn idea In Wisconsin the state university forms
Of civic center, radiang good advice to cities and
to state county and city governments and officials
In Arizona the university larger purpose than
that Of educating the young people Of the state who care
to attend It. It than civic center; It is state
laboratory In it worked out methods for doing bet
ter the things which people do every day for living.
building program IS projected for the univer-
sity. girls dormitory dormtory for boys, and
school for the deaf to be built within the fu-
ture at a cost aggregating S25o,0oo-
As the Arizona Gazette says, the school has grown
from fresh water college of building two to great
institution Of than IS buildings" These include
observatory, laboratory, and school Of mines
passed anywhere IN the service they render to the state
When one considers how baggage smashers handle
trunks believe entirely possible that the
found dead in the trunk alive and healthy when she
started out.
~
It might be good idea to go into federal court and
find out whether is necessary to cut the timber the
MescalsrO Indian reservation
Automobile stealing has stopped in Detroit for two
Everybody has and the kind most everybody
has nobody would steal
The Texan who shot beIbOy in Detroit viii have the
sympathy of everybody who ever stayed at hotel
The primaries proved that people vote as they please
Oil is almost as high as its sale were prohibited
For truth has such a face and such a Hlien.
As 10 be i0v'd needs only TO be seen.
John Dryden
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

Mrs c. c. Guy. wha operates a
large plant at Tulsa. Okla, is the
only woman rubber stamp mznufac-
turer in the United States
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

One by one the good little nations like Poland are be-
ing found ont.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

The Texan who shot bsIboy in Detroit viii have the
sympathy Of everybody who ever stayed at a hotel
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

For truth has such a face and such Hlisn,
As 10 be iov'd needs only to be seen.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

Oil is almost high as if its sale were prohibited
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

The primaries proved that people vote they please
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

Automobile stealing has stopped in Detroit for tw
Everybody has and the kind most everybod
has nobody would steal
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

It might be good idea to go into federal court and
find out whether is necessary cut the timber the
bIescalero Indian reservation.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

ship. II he were a little bigger he
would knock folks down
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

trunks believe entirely possible that the
found dead in the trunk alive and healthy when sh
started out.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

The next day there was q brilliant
crowd Clothes count for so much
and never was more gaily dressed
dinner party. nor more conversation.
nor contributed in more varying
poses and attitudes and frames OF
mind which after ailsis much Of the
zest OF conversation.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

We set the table before we opened
the cottage we were so eager TO get
our crowd together again after the
long absence We secreted a crust
or two from the hotel table and filled
the little drinking bowl. before we
unlocked the front door OF the cabin.
the evening OF the day Of cur ar
rival
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

lFrom the New York sun and Hsraidl
The queen wore a beautiful Tow
cred blue hrocade gown and jewels.
t0nkoie.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-27

Imagine the glossy jays in bright
sky-sapphlre -gentian-azure-m
rine-biue coat and vest, polished and
crested. arrogant, strong, UTerbear-
ing but keeping things moving
bold and dashing as musketeers
Grand ones to make the table lively.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-11-11

Even Toleffson and sister, Miss
Matina Toleffson are at Chicago, be-
ing called there by the death of a rela-
tive.
Misses Beatrice Kulnick and Flor
ence Dalwig have returned from a
several days visit with friends at APP
pletOn.
Mr.. and Mrs. julie Dettman and Mrs.
r. G. Plumb were at Marinette Satur-
day to attend the funeral of Mrs.
Plumb's uncle.
Mrs. j. E. Byrns returned to her
home at EScanaba, Mich, Monday,
after a visit here with her sister, Mrs.
II. A. Richie.
Mrs. William Murphy, who had been
visiting here with friends for several
weeks, returned Saturday to her home
at Minneapolis.
Mrs. Joseph Leschke and daughters,
Mrs. Edward Haase and Mrs. Robert
Lutzke, have returned from a visit at
Chicago and Walk esha.
Miss Helen Friar returned to her
home at Milwaukee Tuesday, after a
visit here at the home of her grand
mother, Mrs, p. j. Kelley.
NJ. Il. COoney, who recently sold
his farm in the town of Cato, has pur-
chased a home on North Seventh street
and will become a resident of the city.
Misses VlaSta SlivanSky, Dolores
and Marie Joyce, Esther Schrehart
and Gertrude Groth, students at the
! Milwaukee Normal, spent Sunday at
their home here.
Mr.. II. b. Van Wrinkle, an employe
of the Pilot the last three years, left
Saturday for Dickson, n d., having
accepted a position with the Dickson
Press. He made the change in the hope
of finding more "congenial cline"
II. b. is good man in a print shop.
He is quite a skillful printer and
wastes no time
Mr.. JOS. Tracy is here from St. Louis
visiting with his aunt, Mrs. Dan Tracy.
He came from Ireland in 1877 to his
uncle, the late Dan Tracy, who then
lived in Liberty. He stayed in that
neighborhood until 1886 when he went
to st. Louis where he has since made
his home. He is married and has a
family of eight children. This is his
first visit since he left here.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-11-11
LOCAL AND PERSONAL

Fred Dusold is visiting with rela
tiyes at Amigo.
Monday, after spending the summer
here with friends.
S. X. Ferguson has returned from a
business trip to Chicago.
Miss Barbara Helwig is visiting with
her parents at Shawano. q
Mrs. +. T. Zentner is at Anttigo for
a visit with his daughter.
Otto Kielsmeier was a business call
err at Milwaukee Saturday.
Joseph Cornell was at Sheboygan
Monday on official business.
Miss Alma Haase is visiting with
friends at Forest Junction.
George Wits departed Tuesday on a
business trip to New York.
Miss Johanna Mayer left Monday for
a visit with friends at Chicago.
Mr. Ed Maly of Gibson was a caller
at the Pilot Office Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs. NJ. II. Murphy left
Monday for visit at Chicago.
Mr. and Mrs. Louis Lensmeier are
visiting with friends at Appleton,
Miss Catherine Savage left Saturday
for visit with friends at Chicago.
Mr. and Mrs George Wits have re-
turned from q trip to Milwaukee.
DR.. A. f. Rank returned Tuesday
from business trip to Milwaukee
Miss Hazel Delano is visiting with
friends at Milwaukee for the week
Ed. Kadow of Amigo is visiting here
with his wife, who is ill at the hospital.
Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Halyerson re-
turned to their home at Johnson City
Mrs. JOS. Bourish of Clark's Mills
was visitor in this city last Thursday.
Aaron Kerscher returned to Green
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1920-11-11

Miss Mary Walterbach, who visited
here with her mother, has returned to
Milwaukee.
Mr.. and Mrs. August Schuette are
visiting with daughter residing at
Milwaukee.
Miss Maud Granger has returned to
Green Bay, after a months visit here
with friends.
Misses Clara Hardrath and Lucy
Drumm spent Sunday with friends at
Green Bay.
Miss Blanche Fechter, who is EN-
ployed at Milwaukee, spent Sunday at
her home here.
Mrs. Emil Baensch left Wednesday
for Chicago to visit with her daughter,
Mrs. Walter PITT.
II. A. Morris, who was here for the
funeral of Josephine Savage, has re-
turned to Chicago.
Miss Marion Plat left TO" Chicago
Tuesday where she viii visit Tor few
weeks with friends.
Miss Dora Gas of Chicago was here
Tuesday to attend the funeral of her
brother, Lieut. Gas.
Raymond Aldridge has returned to
Chicago, after a visit here with his Sis
ter, Mrs. ID. Gilbrath.
Mrs. Elizabeth McCully and Mrs.
Henry Meany visited with friends at
Green Bay Sunday.
Eugene Milski of Chicago visited
here with his mother, Mrs. Chas Wun-
derlch for a few days.
Mrs. ID. b. Richardson, who visited
here with friends returned to her
home at GAINESVILLE Tuesday.
Mrs. A. II. Barber returned to her
home at Port Washington, after a visit
here with Mrs. c. NJ Gleason.
Misses Luella Houghton and Miss
Lillian Split returned Monday from a
visit with friends at Green Bay.
Mrs. Fred Breyer has returned to
her home at Chicago, after a visit here
with her sister, Miss Emily Klett.
Mrs. Anton and Miss Dorothy GOetz
and Miss Katherine Wattawa are at
Milwaukee for visit with friends.
Miss Theresa Schipper of Milwau-
lee is visiting at the home of her par
entS, Mr.. and Mrs. George Schipper.
Mrs. L. W. Norteman has returned
to Milwaukee, after a weeks visit here
with her mother, Mrs. August DuenO.