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New Britain herald., 1920-11-20
WANTED-Salesman-P Cellular Pneu

WANTED-Salesman-P Cellular Pneu- matic Inner Tires, cannot puncture, blow out. rim cut go flat. Ends all tire troubles, makes any pleasure car ride cas- fer than air inflated tines. Built like a sponge. 80 per cent pure rubber, nothing similar, no competition, every owner wants them, they advertise and sell themselves. small investment will pro- cure exclusive territorial sales privileges, and net the salesman big money. Hun dreds of thousands Parco Inner Tires in use in the Central West: now being offer ed for distribution in the East. Particu- lars, assignment of territory, appointments.
 Sc, address New England Distributor. care Herald. 11-20-3dx
New Britain herald., 1920-11-20
Eht Talk With ter & Denning
No ,.

in 1915 you could build
 nlce six or seven room
 for sl. 300 or S5,0O0.
 buld then move ln and
 he business of keeping
 fnily warm and happy.
 condition might go. along
 cely for fixo wonderful
 Every night you could
 ,me from your days work
 a nice warm house and
 y meal awaiting you.
 ono night after you had
 you would bo suddenly
 cd by an unknown ter
 ing to your bedroom
 ou And tho hall filled nokc and q light in tho hnli that you did not hero when you went to &On further examination build discover 1t to bc
 With hardly timc to
 your family and get but of doors you would kink of n few vatuableA. )H Liberty Bonds and in- r Policies.
 |he morning, after every |hhd been donu by tho |itioa to save what they |pf your house, you found of ruins.
 king over your policies out when you had com your home you find that n insured tt against FIRE loco.
 tfly after this you receive k from your Insurance |nlea for tho full amount. house was a total loss. make plans for rebuild soon as possible. The ia cleared away and you |ou can use tho foundation. is started at once and aft oHai months the house is c1e again and you arc 1tu move in.
 n comes tho awakening. ulli And that this same
 which you were able to
 in 1915 for $500 will post you Tn tho nCiwhbor- Iof 5000. You have lost prablc IF you had been
 oF forethought you would Increased your insurance year to take care of tho Ee in tho cost of building |fni~ and been fully pre- for the catastrophe that |kou all unawurcs
 this bc n warning To you. |hat YOU nro protected Think what it would cost 5 replace your home today. |ne in and tnlk it over with kd let us advise you how
 you should carry. - sell all kinds of INSUR-
New Britain herald., 1920-11-20
SPECIAL NOTICES
FopI Sale!

Thanksgiving Food Sale!
 On Tuesday. Nov. 23 from 3-5 p. m. The woman's society will hold a sale Of all homemade cakes, pies. candies bread and preserves in the pel--advt.
New Britain herald., 1920-11-20

WANTED-Agents make $50 weekly taking orders for fast selling Goodyear raincoats; hundreds of orders waiting; $2. 50 an hour for spare time; deliver and collect; sample coat free; write today for agency
 Goodyear Mfg. Co.,, 914S Goodyear Bldg. Kansas City, Mo. 11-20-1dx
New Britain herald., 1920-11-20
AGENTS WANTED.

WANTED-Agents-$1OO weekly Automo. bile owners everywhere wild with h. thusiam. Marvellous invention doubles power. mileage, efficiency. Saves its cost first day. Sensational sales everywhere. Territory going like wildfre s26 sample outfit and Ford free. Write quick. Ovee Co.,, Dept. 1235, Louisville, Ky.
 11-13-2ox
New Britain herald., 1920-11-20

WANTED-Agents make $75 weekly selling
 guaranteed hosiery. We guarantee s36 weekly full time, 75c an hour spare time.
 Experience unnecessary. Perfectwear Hosiery, Darby, Pa. 11-20-1dX
New Britain herald., 1920-11-20

At values comparable. Dodge with press body. Ford Roadster. small express body. Rec Touring. Overland 1920 model like new, Peerless Sport Car a bargain: Overland Roadster. Ford Touring two of them. take your choice: ton Packard, rack body; 1-2 ton Duplex wheel drive in fine shape: Overland Delivery, Rec Light Delivery body. 1920 Rec Speed wagon. rack body. also 1919 Rec Speed wagon with canopy top; 1 ton Republic express body, canopy top: l ton Republic Dump body; ton Republic rack body: also others. some rebuilt and guaranteed Terms arranged to suit. Also a fine lot of tires both Cords and Fabrics- They are guaranteed. Phone 405. or see Chandler, Leonard Bros.' 1arage, Willimantic. Conn.
 1o-z3-f
New Britain herald., 1920-11-20
NEw BRITAIN HERALD SATURDAY NOVEMBER 2o 1920

Saasstned Advertising is the most inexpensive form of pub hctty. Try a For Sale or . Want Advt. in the Herald today. See for yourself. only One Cent . Word.
The Washington times., 1920-10-31
$3.50 Rope Porieres
at SASS

Heavy velour-Finish Rope Por-
there's; large husk and tassel-trim-
med deep valance; in green. red.
blue. rose and brown: All in space
up to Q feet wide: full length.
Goldenberu's-Fou Floor.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09
STORE EMPLOYE
! DIES IN FALL
Drops 80 Feet From Nov.
ina Elevator

niling from . freight elevator IN
ehs Bon Marchs Friday afternoon.
Clifford Clermont -. stock clerk,
living at 700 22d ave. NJ received In.
5urtes from which he died In Provi.
dence hospital two hours later.
He was riding on the elevator with
John F'rnk. clerk, and Miss Virginia
Cartwright operator. They say he
lost his balance and fell over back
ward
Bon Marche officials say that the
elevator had been recently inspected
and approved Cisrmont had been
working for tho store only two
weeks. He was the son Of Mr.. and
1drs. John Clermont
He fell 30 feet
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09
AUTO KILLS
'MAN;DRIvER
SPEEDS OFF
Car Dashes Up on Sidewalk;
Drunken Man Held on
Suspicion

Police wvrc holding Charles John
oon. SO. IN city Jail Saturday. while
Investigation of the accident that ~
suited In the death OF John q. King
horn. 81. marine surveyor. was be
1ng made. kinghorn was run over
by an auto at n, saith st and T.
Green Lake way. He was found on
Tho sidewalk.
Tho driver spccdcd away. King
horn died In city hospital.
Johnson was drunk when arrest
ed Mt Seventh and wcstlake ayes
early Saturday. poiicc say. His car
Is said to have been In the vicinity
Il the accident
kfnghorn had visited Mr.. ana Nfrs
r. c. Cole. sss7 Kcnwood place. and
was on his way to catch . stree,
car. He regaincd consciousness suf
4icicntiy 10 say that tho auto struck
him from behind
Trecks OF the auto across tho curb
parking strip and sidewalk. vcre
plain. police say.
Tho accident occurred ae if.<o p
y Friday.
" KinEhorn lived a. the Rehar
hotel. Eighth ave. and Union st
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09

ters pit to seek him there must be
something doing. Charlie guided him
by nm arm into a patch Of shadow.
"you know. Mae he said.
they're trying Inspector Pickering
on graft charges"
Tie WAS my iHspector.- said the
captain.
"oShca wants the joh.- wcut On
Ffnncgan. Tic must have n. It's
Tor the good OF tho organization.
Pickering must no under. Your
testimony wiil do H. lie was your
man higher up when you WIRE on
the force. Ills share of the Doodle
passed thru your hands You must
go on the stand and testify against
him."
-He wHs~-bexnn tho captain
wait = minute said Finnegan- A
bundle Of yeliowish stuff came out
Of his inside pocket "Five hundred
dollars In II for you Two fifty on
the spot, and the r~ns~-
"He wan my friend. I say. finish.
ID the captain TN sec you and the
gang. and the city. and tho party In
the flames Of Hadcs before III take
the stand against Dan Pickering. I'm
down and out. but I'm no traitor To
a man that's been my friend" The
captains voice rose and doomed like
split trombone. Get out OF this
park. Charlie rrnneean. where ua
thieves and tranps and boon~rs are
your bct,~r~ and take your dirty
money with you
FrnneEsan drtsted out By another
walk Tho captain returned 10 his
wal
Z esus4nv avid hearsng.~ said
Murray. drcArfiy. \ think you are
the bsgs-st fcoi I evcr aw.e
what would you have eoner-
ASKED the captain.
Mailed Pickering 10 ths crors.- .
said Murray.
sonny" said shs captain. hushsly
and without heat you and me are
different New York II divided into
two parts-above <2d st and below
10Th. You como from the other
part We both act according to our
iiEhs.
An Illuminated clock above NE
treea retAiie<d the information that
Il lacked the half hour OF II. Both
men rose from the bsnch and moved
away together ~ U seissd BY the
same idea They ieft the park.
struck thru . narrow cross street.
and cnme into broadway. at this
hour a. dark. echolng and depeoplesi
a. n byway In Pompeii.
Northwnrd they turned. and .
policeman who gnnced ~ their un-
kamps ana sinking figures with
held the attention and suspicion that
he would have granted them At any
other hour and piAcA For on every
ssrves In that part Of the city other
Exempt and sinking figures werc
shuffiing and hurrying toward .
converxing poins--a point that is
marked By no monument save that
groove on the pavement worn BY
tens Of thousands Of waiting feet
Al Ninth st. n tall man wearing
an opera hat ahghtcsi from a Broan.
way car and turned his face west
ward. Bu; he saw Murray. pounced
upon him and dragged him under .
street light TIE captain numbered
slowly 20 the corner. like . wounded
bear. and waited. growing.
Jerry. cried the hated one
How sortunnies was 10 begin a
search for you tomorrow. The old
gentleman has capituiated- You're TO
be restored to favor. Congratulate
You. Come 20 the Office In the
morning and get all the money you
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09
He RObS Himself
to Satisfy Spite

Accused n engineering . phony
burglary Of his own house TO cast
suspicion on another man. c. ".
Trude. ~. mechanic. Of ioi Allison
st.. was held IN city Jail Saturday.
Trude IL said by Detectives J. II.
Smith and w. ". Worsham 10 have
confcssed.
Two weeks ago TrudA reported
that 5000 worth Of gooda had been
stolen FROM his hous-. He suspected
Billie Schwartz. auto driver living at
iiss 2ist ave. X. he said.
When Schwartz found that police
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09

were looking for him. M cana to
Lieut. J. g. Wickmans office and
denied any part In tho burglary.
Detectives Investigated Trudo's story.
They found IN. missing goods In the
homo OF one of Trudc's ncighborp
where Trude placed IL the neighbor
aid
Truds admitted ha had Trimmed
Schwartz, because Schwartz bad
beaten him in a whisky deal. he said.
fIe declared he thought detectives
would search schwartz's place and
find some booze.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09
TAKES POISON;
/. TRIES DROWNING
Double Suicide Attempt Is
FoiIed by Rescuers

Jumping overheard from the
steamer TaoomA. after swallowing
a potion Of carbolic acid. CHRIST Kah.
monan. 81. logger. was alive aatur-
day only because OF rapid rescue
work on tho part Of the Tacoma's
crew.
After KAhmonan was aved. he
was brought 70 Seattle and rushed 10
city hospital. where physicians say
he VIII live. Kahmonan's suicide At
tempt occurred near Browns Point
at 3is .. m Friday. He has bon
working for the National Logging
Co. In the olympic peninsula Capt.
y. II. Coffin WINS In command Of the
Tacoma
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09

ward standing explained Murray.
easily. II know tho man we'll lie
seems 10 be keeping himself pretty
shady at present could lay my
hands ON him at any time II there
should be reward
There's no reward interrupted
tho sergeant. shortly. "rhe mans
not wanted. And neither arr ye. so.
grt out Yc are frindiy with um.
and yo would be selling um. Gu,
with yc quick. or IN give ~ a
start
Murray gaxod at ting officer with
sercno and virtuous dignity.
II would be simply doing my duty
an citizen and gentleman" he said
severely. eff l could assist the iAw
In laying hold OF ono Of its offend
ers-
Murray hurried hack 20 the bencf,
In tho park. lie folded hts arms and
shrank within his clothes To his
ghost.like prcsontmcnt
Ten minutes aftcrward tire cap
tain arrived Mt the rendezvous.
windy and thundcrous m q dog day
In Kansas. Hts collar had been
torn away: his straw hat had beer
twisted and battered: his shirt with
ox-hiood stripes split to tho waist
And from head to knee he was
dronchcd with some vile and ignobie
greasy fluid that loudly proclaimed
10 the nose its component ieaven Of
garlic and kitchen stuff
Fur heavens sake. 0peAfn. .
shifted Murray. Il doubt that l
would have waited for you II ha4i
suspected you wcrc 70 Desperate ~
20 resort 70 twin nsrrela r.
Cheese IT, said the captain.
harshfy. I'm not begging n yet
It's all on the outside wen,
around on Evs~x and proposed mar
riass to that CAtrtnA that's got this
fruit shop there. Now. that bust
ness could be built mp. shes peach
as far a. Dago could be thought
| I had tho senoreenA mashed SUR
last week Hut look what shc dons
70 mo, gue&s got too fresh
Wen. there's another sch . m Z
quoered--
1884, ~,,N ,-r.,,. .r,,~.ccs
.,h.s v,,, -..,,,a ~. rr.,v4.A ira,
~c.,.r - nj, 1890, on, a. vcu,
M.-r.-s,,,, ,~,s,h,..-
-M.~. s.ts ~. e,r,,,c IRA r,.,rv
tho empress Of China for one bowl Of
chop sucy. I'D commit murder for 4
r,.,. ~ h.~s 60 "a .f..i v.se,
sror, . ~n,s I'd ~ . Morrpon for |.
hovs 81 rho~drr.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09
Mrs. Hicks Relieved
by Four Eatonics

81 have taken four Eatcnie tablets
and they relieved mo OF soor ssosnseh.
! recommend u 70 svssybody," says
Mrs.. q. p. Hieks.
II seemseh b nce 0eeselnG yUu5
bod; II you hsvs sournses, bloasne,
food repeating, indiesstisu o. acid
stomach, EAsonie viii remove the
cause BY taking mp and carrying ous
shs acidity aad gsses, bringing quick
relief and healthy Digestion. Why
suffer stoma ch tsoublsf Why not keep
your digestion normal and enjoy good
hsalth7 An Estonie taken altss each
meal willprevent discomfort and pain.
Make the test today and see how
quickly this wonderful rsmsdy aeAs.
Il comes In handy tablet form. Cary
IL With you. A big boz costa only .
srs3e with your drissist's guarantee.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09
ROBBERY NEAR
POLICE STATION.
Footpads Get Away While
Cops Change Shifts

Held MP and robbed only four
blocks from police station while the
police were changing shifts Thomas
King. 1850 w. soth nt. Ia out $50
cash and n watch today.
Two men. both arrDcd. held him
up at 3:so r. IN today nj Ninth and
Ycsier.
One was sfput sfx fcet tar the
other was slightly shorter. They
wore . cap and q hat. respectively.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09
BANDITS LOCK
GIRLS IN SAFE

FLUMMER Idaho. Oct s>-rvo
mashed bandits escaped IN an an.
tomobiIe headed for Spokane afser
robblns. yesterday afternoon. the
state hank here Of s5.ioo In cash.
having. AZ = precaution. locked In
the vault Miss Myrtle Wynn. assist
ant cashier. and Miss Eva Usury.
employed by = deposition.
The Girls were the only ooea pre-.
ent at the time the crime was PR.
petrated. all the other bank EN-
ployes and most Of the townspeopie
having gone 10 . fair.
J. Moran. . former empioye Of the
state hank. who knew the combine.
ton Of tho Afe. latsr released the
gtriA
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09
Infant Daughter
Seriously Burned

EVERETT. Oct s.--F1re. break.
Ing out last night where some pm,
per had not been cut away from
the stoveplpe. burned the infant
daughter OF c. II. Hosca&on 10 se'
vercly that she may dle
The mother was visiting . neigh
Dor when the flames started. and
the alarm was given by the little
three-year-oid brother who had been
left 10 the house with the baby.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09
STANDARD OIL
OFFICE ROBBED
Lone Hgiwayman Gets
$500 From Station

y 1one highwayman escaped IN .
Uogoen Standard on Co. auso Friday
u11ht sfser holding up the oil sta
- - 18th ava and f. Madison IT
- eutdistancing . pursuing poles
onx..
rAtrofmen n vanees and George
Christy fired fusiiiAds Of shots
1hat failed 70 hast the gas station
.ooober. He stole $2oe.
UnmAsked the rpbhsP appeared
- ths station and ordered c. y. Nc
CHI. clerk. and C. A. lincoln. col.
1scter. - give him an their money.
He thsn ordered lincoln TO drive
Nm away In . company car.
The bandit dropped U6coln two
o)oeks from the station and speeded
onward In the stoaen auto. The pa
eFoameu caught trace Of him later
but be svadsd their sboes and
oDonpeA
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09
milan PLANTS
ARE CAPTURED
Italian Workers Seize More
Factories

10L4AN. Oct s-The p0wes
houses and several factories herr
Wcre IN the hands Of the workers
eoday. following failure OF employ
ers and employees to reach an agree
ynent on wages and working condi.
eions. Sixteen -four mills and so
Snacaroni factories wers occupied
~ the workers at Torrcannunxiata
and neighborine towns according
- advices from NapleA
Strikers attempted to seins cotton
Hz1lls as InsernA One man was
Amsd and several wounded In eight.
~ With troopA
\ platoon Of rvyal guards discov.
~ 100 rino in . plant near
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09
Boy Gunner Stage
Holdup; $50 Taken

Youthful but determined. two
nasked gunner robbed Bers Trip.
Metropolitan apts- SIS Seneca 1T.
Of $50 At Boyiston ava and Seneca
St at .. m Friday. Police failed
TO locate them
want I've liberal instructions In
that rcspect-.
And the fttis matrimonial ~
rangementr' said Murray. With his
head turned sidewts~
-why-rr-weil Of eoux~ your
uncle understands--expscts that the
engagement between you and Mtxs
vandcrhurss shall DO"
Good night" saId Murray. msv-
ing away.
You mailman cried the other.
catching his arm. would you give
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09
"a KILLED IN
VENICE WRECK

VENICE. Oct o.--The death list
IN the collision between the T1esta-
Bologna express and the Venice
Milan express stood at ~ today
with 20 injured. several fhiaiiy. The
eoIiisssn occurred In . fog.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-10-09
Cut Screen, Thief
Enters Thru Window

A purse containing - was stolen
from . bureau drawer In the home
Of Joseph Cameron. 1854 Eighth ave-
N. W. last night, when a burglar
cut the screen Of q window.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22
PULLING.

Tim the man you are looking for,'
said the applicant for job.
Elbow do you know you are?" asked
the boss.
Because have energy, initiative
and ambition. I'm as smart as a steel
trap and as quick as lightning. Those
who know me call me a human dyna-
mo-
There's one thing / don't under
stand" said the boss, thoughtfully.
what is that"
Experts say the supply Of men cap
able of earning $4,000, $4,000 and
$4,000 a year is never equal to the
demand. Yet, here you are applying
for . job that pays only $12 week"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22

Mrs. Olive Webster Perry, d
Siler City, representing the State
Insurance Department, was in
the city Tuesday.
Visitors in the city Tuesday
from Ellerbe, Route l, were
Misses Alma Suggs, Ola and
Mary Chappell.
Services at Cameronian Pres
byterian church, Pee Dee Mills
Sunday afternoon at $3.50, in
stead of Sunday morning,
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22
WHY ne AuRniEB.

! Aaron, seeing Beerbauru with II new
overeoat, asks, "vere did you get ity'
Il was hurfying across Michigan
avenue" said Beerbaum, "when / ran
against q big car and tore my old coat.
Just then the owner came out. of the
Chicago club and gave me $50 to, buy
myself new one"
Aaron pulled on his own coat and,
Selling his hat, started for the door.
"Where're you going?" asked Beer
baum.
"Out to see IL that automobile iS still
there. Chicago Herald.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22
Real Optimism.

"Still thinking Of buying a little
farm some day?'
"Oh, yes" replied the optimistic fiat
dweller. II never stir the earth in my
window boxes with, trowel that
don't dream Of the time when l will
own q plot of ground large enough to
produce a whole can full of angle.
worms"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22
Terrible Tortures From
Itching Skin Diseases

trouble, and strikes at its cause.
Such . remedy is s. S. S., the re-
liable old blood purifier that kills
the germs Of disease, and sends q
new supply Of rich red blood
coursing through the veins.
s. s. s. has been used success
fully in some Of the worst cases
Of eczema and other skin disor-
ders.
For valuable literature write to
Medical Adviser, 1O8 Swift Labo-
ratory. Atlanta, Ga.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22

"A friend advised Jagsby to take
home bunch Of flowers for his wife
when he stayed out late, as q sort Of
peace Offering" g
"A good idea. Did Jagsby try It'll"
"Oh, yes. But he discovered the
next morning that what he took home
was q bunch of celery"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22
Promise Easilx Kent.

"Your honor, let me off this time and
I'll never appear before you again.
pleaded the culprit.
"Am I to take this as promise to
reform"
Eyes, your honor. And 1 might add
that Il am on my way to Australia. II
! should happen to backslide, some 9th.
er court would attend to my case"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22
First Aid.

IF women set the ballot, they WON'T
stand on street corners arguing, about
politics for hours at time," said the
eminent suffragist.
mo-" replied mean man. "but IL
some way could be devised to- serve
them with a cup Of tea and sand
wich on street corners, they w0nldl'
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22
Not the Man.

"Tve been looking everywhere for
some kind friend to lend me a FIVE
spot,' said the chronic borrower, greet.
ing Mr.. Grabcoin effusively.
= 'Far be 1t from me to discourage
you" answered Mr.. Grabcoin, with a
grim look, "but fear that your quest
Is not yet ended"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22
Close Confinement.

: "What you need is exercise" said
the eminent specialist.
Il agree with you, doctor" answered
the patient, In fretful tone.
"That's good"
"But I must confess that I get preci-
Gus little of 1t while waiting In an
anteroom three hours to see YOU"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22
Discernment.

ibid I understand you to say that
Gadson is deep student Of human
nature?"
well, he doesn't make any preten-
sion of that sort, but notice when he
starts out to borrow little money he
seldom tackles more than two or three
people before he gets It,"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22

1--WE are going to reOrganize this
business" said the expert.
THAT'S the way to talk" answered
tine head Of the firm.
efficiency will be the watchwOrd."
"Finet"
"YOur son must 60"
Let me shake your hand. I've
been wanting to fire him for three
years, but didn't have the courage"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22
I ,iolIerlno stations.

Mr.. Krusty--Y Young man, with that
voice Of yours you ought to be with
some company on the road.
Young Man (who has Just suns) As
q tenor In grand opera?
I Mr.. Krusty--No: brakeman on some
railroad.
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22
Sensitive Creatures.

"Some women have been married for
years and don't know yet how to
cook"
That's true. And If anyone ven
tured to suggest that ther spend a few
hours daily in Ire kitchen, they would
Immediately retire to private sani-
tarium and indulge in. a complete col
lapse"
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22
The Rriuhter Side.

II see where another fortunate man
has found valuable pearl In an OF
ster."
Nothing like that ever happens te
me-" said the poor but cheerful citt
zen. "Still, l don't worry. WOULD
consider myself lucky to get the or
Ster."
Rockingham post-dispatch. [volume] (Rockingham, N.C.) 1917-1965, 1920-04-22
A Trjfle Prevjo,is.

Il had an idea I'd grow up and own
this business some day." said the dis
charged office boy.
THAT'S just why you were fred" said
the boss. ever since you started to
work here you've been acting as If you
already owned the business"