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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
UNABLE TO IDENTIFY MUMMY
London Officials in Something of a
Quandary as to Disposition of
"Old Jimmy"

One Of London's problems ut the
pr--ent hour is what to do with a
mummy that lies at the back of the
Mansion house in one of the oldest
churches of that ancient city. No one
knows where it came from, and the
.jocular element around the Mansion
house describe it as "Old Jimmy-a
former lord mayor of London" The
rector is in quandary over its dis
posal. The figure is perfectly pre-
served: eyes, hair, nose, teeth, nails
and ribs.
Inside the door of the mumlny's box
is a glass lid, which was removed a
few days ago for the first time for
many years. The mummy was cover
ed with cobwebs, but was still in good
condition. at feels like leather" said
an onlooker as he touched "Old Jim
my's" elastic ribs. The rector invites
suggestions from the public as what to
do with the mummy. The mystery as
to its identity arises from the fact
that during the great London fire in
1866, it was hurriedly removed from
another church, and placed where it
now lies so as to escape the ravages
of the confiagratfon.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
PORTER HAD FELLOW FEELING
Witness of oscuIatory Exercises Meant
to DO Good Turn in Putting
Cob Wise.

The COB was on shore leave and
happy because he had found a girl as
affectionate as he. His joy was
dimmed, however, for a bluecoat had
forbidden spooning in the park and
his girl had tabooed it in the streets.
But life took a new turn when he
saw a man kiss his wife farewell in
front of the Pennsylvania station, New
York. He rushed his girl toward a
crowd hurrying toward the Philadel-
phia express and babe her fond fare
well. When the crowd thinned, they
joined a throng for Washington and
repeated the act. They repeated it
again before the Chicago train.
This was too much for colored
porter who had been watching. He
stepped up to the COB. Boss" he
said, "why don't you go downstairs.
and try the Long Island station? Dem
local trains am a-leavin' mos all de
time !'-Eyerybody's
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
OUT O. LUCK
Never mlndl Just take
Cascarets if Bilious.
Constipated

Everyone must occasionally give to
the bowels some regular help or else
suffer from constipation, bilious at
tacks. stomach disorders and sick head
ache. But do not whip the bowels into
activity with harsh cathartics.
What the liver and bowels need IS
a gentle and natural tonic, one that
can constantly be used without harm.
The gentlest liver and bowel tonic is
'Cascarets.~ They put the liver to
work and cleanse the colon and bowels
of all waste, toxins and poisons with
out gripping never sicken or in
convenience you like Calomel. Salts,
Oil or Purgatives.
Twenty-Five million boxes of Cas-
carets are sold each year. They work
while you sleep. Cascarets cost so lit
tie too.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
DON'T FEAR ASPIRIN
If 1T is GENUINE
Look for name "Rayer" on tablets,
then you need never
worry.

To get genuine "Bayer Tablets of
Aspirin" you must look for the safety
"Bayer Cross on each package and
on each tablet.
The "Bayer Cross means true,
world-famous Aspirin, prescribed by
physicians for over eighteen years, and
proved safe by millions for Colds,
Headache, Earache, Toothache, Neu-
ralgia, Lumbago, Neuritis, and for
Pain in general. Proper and safe di-
rections are in each unbroken "Bayer"
package.
Handy tin boxes Of II tablets cost
but a few cents. Druggists also sell
larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin is
the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture
of Monoaceticacidester of Salicylic-
acid.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER.

Constipation invites other troubles
which come speedily unless quickly
checked and overcome by Green's
August Flower which is a gentle laxa-
tive, regulates digestion both in
stomach and intestines, cleans ana
sweetens the stomach and alimentary
canal, stimulates the liver to secrete
the bile and impurities from the blood.
It is a sovereign remedy used in many
thousands Of households all over the
civilized world for more than half
century by those who have suffered
with Indigestion, nervous dyspepsia,
sluggish liver, coming up of food, pal
pitation, constipation and other in
testinal troubles. Sold by druggists
and dealers everywhere. Try bottle,
take no substitute.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

had made representations that every
effort be made to punish the guilty
persons, the military commanders in
the states of Jalisco and Colima or
dered out mobile columns in pursuit
of the bandits. One of these columns
encountered a band of outlaws in the
vicinity of ranch owned by Mr.. Nor
rin near Las Palmas. In addition to
the leader, it is stated that a number
of bandits were killed and that many
were wounded during the fighting.
w. o. Jenkins former United States
consular agent at Puebla, whose per-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
DEATH OF MORRILL, AVENGED
Manuel Gonzales, Mexican Bandit,
Slayer of American, Reported Killed
bv Government Forces.

MEXICO Manuel Gonzales,
leader of the band which shot and
killed Augustus Morrill,, formerly
American consul at Mama on Feb. 20,
has been killed by pursuing govern
ment troops, according to semiofficial
statements issued here.
After the United States embassy
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
RECIPE FoR GRAY HAIR.

To halt pint of water add OF. Bay Rum
a small box of Barbo Compound, and n
OF. of glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a
week until it becomes the desired shade.
Any druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost. 1t will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair,
and viii make harsh hair soft and glossy
1t viii not color the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
Some housekeeping.

In order to serve It's patrons, one
of the large New York hotels requires
in a single gear $4,000 pounds of but
ter, 100000 quarts of milk, 10000
quarts of cream, and more than p
100000 eggs. In one year the laundry
department of the same establishment
handles about 100000 pieces of
work.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
First MAGAZINE Run by Women.

The first magazine in America con-
Quoted solely by women was the
Lowell Offering, a monthly periodical
published from 1912 to 1S49 by girls
employed in the mills of Lowell, Mass
Lucy Larcom was one of it's frequent
contributors
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
Move Large Building.

and brick building measuring 60 by 95
feet and weighing 5000 tons, at De-
troit, was moved $50 feet at the rate
of so feet day, being occupied mean
while for its regular uses and with
out interruption of telephone. light,
or power service.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
BLACK opaIs in Australia.

A find of black opal at Tintebar,
near Ballina, New South Wales. has
caused much excitement at Melbourne,
reports Trade Commissioner A. W.
Ferrin. There has been a rush of ap-
plicants for miners rights and per-
mission to enter private lands. The
Melbourne Age states that nearly a
hundred claims have already been
pegged.
1t is easier to applaud than it is
ia win apnlauSe
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
This Medicine Recommended by a Doctor

When a doctor uses a medicine him.
self besides prescribing it to his patients
he must know that it has merit.
This is what DR.. J. H. Wagner, prom
inent physician of Skate, Kentucky, has
to say about DR.. Hartman's well-known
remedy, PE-RU-NA: "I have used Pc
RU-NA myself for catarrh and have
given it to others for catarrh, bloating
after eating and other ailments. It has
proved a success in all cases with old
and young men and women. All speak
well of PE-RU-NA. 1t is the best of all
tonics."
DR.. Wagner, out of the fullness of his
own personal experience, for the good OF
all sick and suffering, recommends
medicine which he knows to be good.
You may be sure doctor would not en-
danger his professional reputation by
endorsing PE-RU-NA unless satisfied be-
yond a doubt of its value.
Whether your trouble be cough or
cold, or more subtle catarrhal effection
of the stomach, bowels or other organs,
give PE-RU-NA a trial. The immediate
Improvement which you will see will sat-
'E-RU-NA iswhat you need
based anywhere in tablet or LIQUID form.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

mission to act in that capacity was re-
Gently revoked, is to be expelled from
Mexico in consequence of his alleged
dealings with rebels, according to in
sistent reports here. The United
States embassy has handed new note
to the Mexican foreign Office relative
to charges preferred in an interview
by Julio Mitchell, prosecutor Of the
state of Puebla, which involved pro-
cedure followed by the embassy dur
ing the progress of the Jenkins case.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
The Time for Attention.

There's a time for everything
"Of course. That's why we don't
pay any attention to getting the snow
off the streets until it is warm enough
for a good thaw.''
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
Yes; S. S. S. Is Purely Vegetable
Natures Safe Blood Treatment

an impaired appetite, feeling Of
lassitude and general weakening
of the system. 1t is then that you
should promptly take few bottles
of S. S. S. 1t will aid in cleans
ing the blood and build up and
strengthen the whole system.
S. S. S. is sold by all druggists.
Valuable information about the
blood supply can be had free by
writing to the Swift Specific Co.,
SO Swift Laboratory, Atlanta, Ga.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
Makes a Difference.

Edith-Isn't it disgusting to hear
men flattering women
Maud-Other women, yes!
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
Cruel Agreement.

Maud--This keen air is certainly ex-
hilarating. l feel like 4-year-old this
morning.
Belle-And you look it, dear-ten
times over-Boston Transcript.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

Transfer of the railroads back to
private hands was accomplished
smoothly and so far nothing has hap
pened that would make the travelling
public aware of the change. Officials
of some of the roads are hoping that
the interstate commerce commission
will permit a considerable increase in
freight rates to take care of the evil
dent needs of the companies, SO that
it will not be necessary to ask for high
err passenger rates. The government
guarantee holds good until September
/, so there may be no boost in rates
for several months. The railway
brotherhoods wisely concluded to give
the new railway legislation fair trial
before talking of strikes, though they
did not pretend that they liked it at
all. President Wilson has asked the
rail executives and the brotherhood
leaders to pick their representatives
on a board that will at once begin
work On pending wage disputes.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

Which brings us neatly to considera-
ton of the late John Barleycorn and
the rumblings from his grave which
are causing perturbation among the
drys and also among many of the
politicians. The first of these ominous
noises last week was the decision of
Federal Judge Geiger at Milwaukee
Iegalizing the manufacture and sale of
2.5 per cent beer in Wisconsin on the
ground that each state has the SOW
ereign right and police power to fix its
own standard as to what constitutes
an Intoxicating beverage. The prohi-
bition amendment providing for con-
current power Of congress and the sew
eral states to enforce the amendment,
Judge Geiger held that state legisla
ton in the matter could not be over
turned by an act of congress; he
found section !, title 2 of the Volstead
act unconstitutional.
New Jerseys legislature got into ac-
ton the same day, and after an excit-
ing debate the senate passed the house
bill legaliZing the manufacture, sale
and transportation of beverages con-
tanning not more than 3.5 per cent al
cohol by volume. In order to avoid COM
plications the measure was altered so
that it does not go into effect until the
termination of the state of war with
Germany, and severe penalties were
fixed for it's violation. In this shape
it was signed by Governor Edwards,
who issued statement that he APP
proved it not because he was against
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

The sands of time contribute the
grit with which a woman persistently
hangs on TO her favorite birthday.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
On the Market Half a Century.

On the Market Half a Century.
When you are i'll perfect health,
and are enjoying strong and
vigorous vitality, it is then that
your blood is free from all impure
ties.
You should be very careful and
give heed to the slightest indica-
ton of impure blood. A sluggish
circulation is often Indicated by
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
No Wonder.

"Jabbs' business record is absolute
Iy clean" Eyes, 1 understand he
mace it in SOAP"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

international interest is still cen
tered largely on Russia and on the
peace offers made by the soviet gov
xernment. Sentiment in favor of COM
ing to an agreement with, the Moscow
government seems to be growing
stronger, and all the entente nations
have been given the tip that they may
trade with the Russian co-operatives,
whose chief representative has $780,
100000 in gold to pay for the things
Russia most needs. The race for this
trade is lively among the British and
some of the continental nations, in
Guiding Germany. The representatives
of Finland, Latvia and Roumania, and
perhaps of other countries, are in War
saw discussing peace conditions to be
submitted to the soviet. Lenine. while
apparently striving for international
peace, is not letting up on his domestic
enemies and at latest reports had Gen
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

All decent American citizens-and
that includes the vast majority of the
population-rejoiced over the results
of the municipal election in Seattle,
Wash. Maj. Hugh NJ. Caldwell, for
mer member of the A. 3. F., was OPP
posed for the mayoralty by James A.
Duncan, leader of the radical element
in labor circles there. The issue was
clear cut-Americanism against the l.
w. w. and extremists in general-and
Americanism won, the final count of
the vote being 50,850 for Caldwell and
"a $40 for Duncan Seattle has been a
center of potential rebellion, but the
city feels that it has now removed the
blot from it's fame
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

eral Denikine's Cossack armies cor
nered in the Kuban peninsula east of
the Sea of Azov In northwest Russia
the bolshevik front was advanced al
most to the Finnish frontier.
The settlement of the Fiume contrO-
versy still lags and discussions of it
were transferred from London to
Paris. The Jugo-Slavs naturally are
pleased with President Wilson's notes,
and Premier Nitti of Italy seems to be
In cOnciliatory mood.
Hungary, which has not accepted
the peace treaty offered it, has elected
Admiral Horthy regent governor of
the country, and the adherents of the
old regime were hopeful that this pre-
saged its restoration. But the supreme
council, it is said, is determined that
no Hapsburg shall be placed on the
throne of either Austria or Hungary.
Premier Nittf, it is reported, has de-
manded of the supreme council a re-
vision of the Hungarian treaty because
as it stands it places 100000 Magyars
in the Jugo- Slav, Roumanian and
Czecho-Sloyak states.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
S1OO Reward. S1OO

VTOV XIV al Us WAUV
Catarrh is a local disease greatly inf1u-
enced by constitutional conditions. 1t
therefore requires constitutional treat
ment. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is taken internally and acts through the
Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the Sys-
tern. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
destroys the foundation of the disease,
gives the patient strength by improving
the general health and assists nature in
doing it's work. $4,000 for any case of
Catarrh that HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE fails to cure
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free
2. J. Cheney & Co, Toledo, Ohio.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

Organization Of the American Farm
Bureau federation was completed at
a meeting in Chicago which was at
tended by representatives of more
than 100000 farmers. The organiza-
ton has raised 100000 for its 1921
program, and $1,OOO,OOO is promised
for 1922. Part of the money will be
used to establish national headquar-
ters and to pay officers and experts,
some of whom will receive salaries as
high as $4,000 a year.
The directors drew up the follow
ing tentative program:
National legislation that will pre-
vent strikes and unnecessary suffering.
Investigation of the tariff in relation
to farm products.
Fight reciprocity with Canada.
Investigation of marketing, live
stock prices and foreign competition.
Lower freight rates.
Investigation of foreign trade rela-
tons,
More businesslike relations with
packers and consumers.
Investigation of credits and foreign
exchange.
Establishment of Washington Of
fee, with experts to watch and report
on legislation.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

Both Prince and Portugal have been
having serious labor troubles, and the
latter is still so afflicted. In France
the rail workers declared a general
strike, but the government took dras-
tic measures and, with the aid of thou
sands of volunteer railway men, broke
up the strike and forced the workers
to accept compromise. The disturbr
ance in Portugal also began with a
rail strike which spread to tramways
and postal and telegraph lines. 1t was
reported the workers had proclaimed
a soviet form of government, but this
was not confirmed. OF course the
Portuguese monarchists, who are al
ways on the lookout for such chances,
became active and complicated mat
tiers.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
Fatal Opinion.

Young Giglets thinks he is the big
gun around this place"
''That is just the reason he is going
to be fired"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12


The peace treaty with Turkey is in
the hands of experts for completion,
its main details having been deter
mined by the allied council. Besides
the features already mentioned in
these columns, it was decided that the
Turkish warships shall be broken up,
and that the army shall be reduced to
such a point that 1t will be ineffective
against another country. There is
great disorder in Turkey, and on
Thursday the cabinet resigned, Izzet
Pasha being called on to form new
ministry. In connection with the dis
turbed situation, the British naval
forces in the eastern Mediterranean
are being largely increased, and
French troops have been dispatched to
Constantinople,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

BY the close vote of 4 to the
United States Supreme court has
given legal sanction to the United
States Steel corporation, the biggest of
industrial combinations. The majority
opinion dismissed the governments
suit for dissolution of the corporation
without prejudice" so that the pro
ceedings can be reinstituted if the con-
Germ does not behave in the future.
The opinion was based on the two
main points that the size of a corpora
ton is not in itself violation of the
antitrust laws, and that the Steel cor
poration has not exerted it's admitted
great power to stifle competition, es-
pecially since 1911, when the suit was
instituted. No precedent was found
in the tobacco and Standard Oil cases
but neither is it assured that this
latest decision will furnish precedent
for decision of the suits against the
American Sugar Refining company
and other trusts that are pending in
the Supreme court.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

WCdItITys
Hewitt-Did you ever dream that
you had untold wealth?
Jewett-Last night l dreamed that
was rich enough to sandbag man
with sugar.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
Meetino EMERGENCIES.

WCClFIIy EEgISIgCIICICS.
'rDolson's wife is an awful talker.
How does he get on So well with her?"
"Fve's a good listener. life.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

Revenge is a gun that kicks much
harder than it shoots
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

But the Other Kind.
81 don't believe in these spiritualistic
seances. Iwent to some, and tell you
I've got the spirits bottled up"
81 wish / had"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12
Mr.. Wilson Eliminates Himself
From the Race for the Demo-
cratic Nomination.
PALMER IS AFTER The PRIZE
Various Attacks on the Prohibition
Amendment and the voIstead Law
Supreme Court Puts o. X. on
Steel Trust-Peace and War
Moves in Europe.
Ry EDWARD w. PpckARD.


President Wilson got out twice last
week. For the first time in five months
he was taken out for an automobile
ride, surprising all who saw him by his
robust physical appearance and glee-
fully exchanging greetings with the
people of Washington. Two days
earlier he took himself out of the race
for the Democratic nomination for the
presidency. This long-awaited event
occurred Monday after William 6. Nc
Adoo had a confidential talk with his
father-in-law. The news of the con-
ference was speedily communicated to
Attorney General Palmer and he, in
turn, got into touch with Mr.. Wilson
through his adherents in the White
House. The president let Mr.. Palmer
know he had told Mr.. McAdoo he
would not be candidate for renomi-
nation. and also gave express permits
sion to the attorney general to an
nounce his own candidacy. Mr.. Pal
mer lost no time, telegraphing author
ity to file Inspection in Georgia, where
Tom Watson and former Senator
Hardwick are boosting Senator Reed
as an NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. candidate.
Palmer hopes to rally the administra-
ton forces there to his support and
believes McAdoo can scarcely afford to
split them by entering the contest in
that state. The president let it be
known that he will keep his hands off
the pre-convention campaign, not ia
voring McAdoo, Palmer or Hoover, any
one of whom presumably would be a
nominee satisfactory to him.
Mr.. Palmer, according to his spokes-
man, stands with the president on the
question of the treaty and League of
Nations and is willing to make chat an
issue of the campaign. He is against
universal military FRAMING because he
thinks the League of Nations will
make 1t unnecessary. He holds that
the Sherman antitrust law must be
modified He favors the enforcement
of the prohibition law and does not be-
lieve it will be a real issue in the cam
paign. Despite the fact that he is a
dry, one of his chief Iieutenants will
be former Congressman CarIin of Vir-
ginia, leader of the vets.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

Denials make little faults great.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-12

mDT
beyond doubt that PE-RU-NA iswhat you need
purchased anywhere in tablet or liquid FORM