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Arizona republican., 1920-02-20

'1s he able to pay?" asked the credit manager of the clerk, who had pre- scented the charge account for approval
 '1s het" exclaimed the clerk. Well, he's a plumber
Arizona republican., 1920-02-20

If you thought the Plumb plan for control of industries was radical, what would you call the local plumber plan?
Arizona republican., 1920-02-20

Why didn't you name the culprit ?-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28
THE PROLIFIC PENNY.

Tie DISQUALIFICATION of monev when put at
interest is a common therae. but here is a notable
ton of it. a mathematician n nothing bet
to do has been figuring out how much cent
would amount to if it had been invested at the
beginning of the Christian era. in Roman Liberty
bonds or something. with interest compounded at
A IA percent to date.
He says that that humble copper would
amount now to a sum which turned into gold. at
$40 ounce would make a mass of gold 100000
times the weight of the earth.
Whew, Doesn't that make you feel like going
right off and putting your pennies in the bank, or
your quarters into Thrift stamps, or your dollars
into government bonds?
Suppose the traditional Wandering Jew had had
penny and the beginning of his wan
behring's had found safe permanent bank to de-
post it in. secure, interest-paying invest
BY now ne would own the whole solar sys-
tenn
The humblest toiler with few dollars in the
bank might literally own the earth, without the
slightest effort of his own--if he lived long enough
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28
ADVANCED DRESSING.

A dress reformer named Helen Louise Johnson.
editor OF the General Federation Magazine. offers
ucv argument in favor of standardized simpli-
ned clothes for women.
Remarking that imam can dress properly and
bccomingIy on a limited number of suits" and that
his reasoning seems to be that beauty unadorued
adorned the most she suggests that woman
would become less conspicuous but more impress
sive" il she also wore standard dress THE active.
healthy woman" she explains creates a spiritual
imrression by simplifying her dress and thus en-
bancng her facial beauty while her less advanced
sister clings the older dress forms"
Here is "A graceful compliment paid 20 the male
Of the species for something he would never have
dared TO claim credit for. BY standardzing his
dress. it appears, ne has been. an unknowiusly.
emphasizing his beauty and enhancing his ST ritual
impression. thereby setting lofty example to the
female For this tribute from am often uuappre-
ciatise sex will lee duly grateful.
Here also Is an eyc-opeuer for women. particu-
lar3y the type known as advanced dressers~ 1t viii
jar them considerably to be told that the really
rp-to-date woman trusts to simple conventionalize6
devices 20 produce her sartorial effects. while the
woman who seeks variety and striking individuality
in her costume is a 'leSs advanced sister"
A for men, the really advanced dressers. who
have got beyond individuality to uniformity of cos
tune. thus given their souls chance to shine
through their clothes they are quite ready to well
come to their high spiritual plane.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28
JANUARY Is. 1920.
AUTHORIZATION OR DEPORTATION.

The United states has long deported immi-
grants who their arrival. were found failing to
measure up, physically mentally or morally to the
requirements of our rather lax regulations. Lately
II has been deIorting those who after prolonged
residence here were found engaged in revolutionary
activities There is demand that the policy be ex-
tended to cover a third class Of delinquent imm-
srants-those who. after sufficient period of resi-
dence in this country. have failed to learn the
English language and gain moderate understand
ing of American institutions.
Many Of those advocating such a measure want
a enacted providing failure in this respect
should automatically the immigrant back to
his former home
This is surely reasonable requirement, in view
Of the difficulties the United States has had with
its unassimilated aliens in the years. Any
newcomer who has not enough interest in this
country make an honest effort to learn its Ian
suage and customs and qualify himself for citizen
ship, certainly has right continue enjoying
the country's privileges.
Such a rule to be sure would not solve the whole
problem. Most of the Reds that are now being de-
ported understand language and have at least
a pretended knowledge Of our government. But
they themselves. who are perverse rather than ig-
nOrant, would not flourish if it not fer The is
1orant of their fellow -countrymen to whom
they preach their false doctrine. Proper cduca-
tonal requirements. as the price of permanent
residence and citizenship, would work wonders in
lifting the alien the level of the native and pro-
noting real Americanism.
1t would not be fair however, to ADOPT such
regulation unless the immigrants given all
necessary help in gaining the required education
Much is already being done in this line by private
agencies and by local public school systems If it
tecomes a question of Amercanizaton or depor-
taton. the federal government itself ought to
charge OF such educational work
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28
Other Editors Than Ours
.THROTTIED" THE TREATY.
U.aDortc ArAuSO

America would have been the first nation to
ratify tho treaty of peace had democratic house
and senate been elected in 1913 Homer s Cum
mings chairman of the democratic national com
mittee declared in address at Gov. Edwards in
aueural dinner. Not only has republican leader
ship "thrcttled" the treaty peace" he said. aft
months of debate IL cannot point 70 single
structive measure that it has enacted into law
The republican party is bankrupt for leadership
Mr. Cummings declared and cannot agree on a
policy satisfactory itself The impoverished
mental status Of their policy makers is shown by
has found II necessary TO ofer reward Of So
O0o any young man. preferably under the OF
20 years, who write winning platform for
the republican party" Only the adolescent would
undertake such task he added.
There Will be difficulty in writing a demo-
cratic platform" the speaker continued 1T is not
necessary for us to engineer policy groups
so 10 conduct ourselves develop racial
animosty We stand today upon record OF achieve
ment unparalleled in American history. We have
wrought domestic reforms which have long been
denied people and during the sue
cesses won the admiration OF the world"
He declared this "interlude Of iEcapacity" was
zone OF the stagg cring penalties which the country
was forced TO pay for electng a republican con-
gress in 1918"
AL processes OF government have been impair
ed" he continued. The work OF reconstruction
has been delayed the business OF the country has
been throttled. the peace OF the world has been
postponed and rude and unskillful hands have
been thrust amid the interacing strands OF human
destiny"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28
Kitchen Economies
HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OF
COCOANUTS A. FOOD.

COcoanut Is always suggestive OF
candies, buildings. pies or other des-
sert. because we have always been
served with cocoanut in sweetened
form. AS a matter Of fact. cocoa
nut has an even more agreeable
flavor if served unsweetened. so that
its natural essence can be tasted.
Unsweetened cocoanut can be used
in many ways-with meals and
vegetables. as "A salad by itself. and
even in the making OF a delicious
cream soup. During the war cocoa
nut was easy 10 obtain. as our yes
sells were needed for transportation
OF more important cargoes. But we
are now likely 70 get a great deal
OF this fruit. Already we are eating
large quantities OF one OF its by
products-butter substitutes. for
cocoanut oil is the basis OF a large
number OF margarines on the mar
ket.
Here are some ways in which
cocoanut Is used in some of the east
! ern countries where il grows ir
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28

strument OF coordination. uniting scattered agencies
in their common work for the public good. In pro-
noting this work the Red Cross itself would not
encroach in any way upon the field OF already
isting agencies.
Once the public became aware OF the existence
OF such a community health service center. il
would undoubtedly make free use of II. Ignorance
of the PROPER organization to consult about speci-
fc toubles prevents many timd or ignorant per-
sons from seeking the help they need. The health
center would be able to furnish information. di-
rections and advice to all Corners
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28

One way which the American Red Cross hopes
to increase its peace-time usefulness to the public
is the establishment of chain of health centers
in the United States The idea is TO create head
quarters for all the health work of any community.
In such health center the local health DEPART
nent would have its offices. All other health
clinics for infant welfare. tuberculosis mental
hygiene. etc-woud also use ;he center as their
headquarters. 1t would thus become sort OF clear
ing house for information all subjects of sani-
tstion and hygiene. The various agencies. working
along different lines but all toward the same end.
public health would be better able 10 carry on
their educational campaigns from such center. to
cooperate departments where their paths of work
run along parallel lines and TO eliminate duplica-
ton Of effort departmental JEALOUSY. The health
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28
More Truth
Than Poetry
By James J. Montague
A REMUNERATION.

A REMUNERATION.
The Hungarian monarchists are
looking for an American to be their
king.-Cable Despatch.
1 used to believe that a life on a
throne
Was one of continual pleasure.
That being a king was a wonderful
thing
For person addicted 10 leisure,
With never a fancy so hard to fulfill
But fortune would readily grant it,
With all of the booze he could pos
sibly use,
And beautiful queen to decant
il.
thought If I ever were offered a
throne.
No matter by what sort of nation,
With an emphatic Yes" I'd at
tempt to express
My sense of profound obligation.
And though all my friends, filled
with envious rage,
Would loudly decry and upbraid
me,
I'd reach for the helm of my little
old realm,
And never let go till they made
me.
But now a poor king cannot get a
nights sleep
The bombs that burst round him
won't let him.
His personal guard has to chase
from the yard
The thugs that have dropped in
to get him.
He Keeps both eyes en- the food that
he eats,
Because. if neglected a minute,
Some Novibazar hurries in with a
jar
And pours raw wood alcohol in it.
But now, though a royal estate
might be mine
To have and to hold If I choose it,
1 never shall wear any crown on my
hair.
In fact. l shall sternly refuse il.
The wages of kings. have never a
doubt,
Are more than my meager per
diem,
But a life on a throne in a Bolshevik
zone
Don't attract a mild person like
am.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28
PROHIBITION AND THE DEATH RATE.

Among the various results prophesed for nation
al prohibition. here is worth keeping an eve
on. Dr. Haven Emerson, formerly health commits
sioner of New York, addressing an academy of
medicine. Declares
"The day which national prohibition
into effect will 20 down in history
marking the most important advance any ma
tion has made in disease prevention. The
beneficial results Of the federal prohibition
amendment Will exceed those of vaccination
for smallpox. any other modern medical
triumph over communicable disease. I believe
expect record of low death
rates for a series of years for the entire nation"
Here is something for those disgruntled citizens
TO think about who continue complaining about the
invasion Of personal rights" and the intolerance"
of prohbitionists There are some things for which
it may be worth while to sacrifice a little personal
liberty real imaginary. And intolerance is gen
orally forgiven, in peace. when it to
a question Of life and death.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28

Bryan SCI he can't approve OF
Herbert Hoovers presidential can
didacy because he don't know what
he stands for. Hoover would certain
~ be up against It If he had to tell
right quick what Bryan stood for,
when he used TO run.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28
LOCAL BRIEFS.

AS a result of an active campaign
by the Anti-Ouija Board Association
Of North America, led by z. Reeder
OF this city. the government is ex-
pected 10 soon begin the tabulation
OF all the ouija boards in the coun-
try. with a view Of complete con-
fiscation OF the damnable boards be-
fore the middle OF February. Do
your ouijaing early.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28

abundance. This first recipe is a
curry of chicken, but any other
meat may be used instead:
Curry OF Chicken.
I tablespoonful Of -four
, cupfuls of grated, unsweetened
cocoanut.
] large onion.
Glove.
Dash of ginger and garlic.
Sliced or minced chicken.
tablespoonful of butter.
tablespoonfuls of curry.
Melt the butter in large sauce
pan and place the sliced onion in
it. Stir, then add the chicken and
stir until slightly glazed. Add wa
ter TO barely cover, and cook until
the meat is tender. Mix curry with
-four. rub to a paste with cold wa
ter and gradually blend with the
chicken mixture. Heat thoroughly
with the cocoanut and serve with
crisp toast
A similar curry may be prepared
with a combination Of shrimps and
cocoanut and the onion may be
omitted
Vegetable COcOanut.
2 cupfuls Of shredded, unsweeten-
ed cocoanut
cupfuls Of tomatoes.
l chopped green pepper.
! tablespoonful of grated onion.
/ tablespoonful Of -four.
xzs1nszz.sSnH
tablespoonful OF butter.
1 teaspoonful of soda.
1 teaspOonful of curry.
II a fresh cocoanut is available so
much the better. Heat the milk of
the coocanut and pour it over the
grated cocoanut. Set aside to cool
then drain the milk, which viii be
used later TO make the sauce. Stew
the tomato, green pepper and onion
=
butter. mix with flour and curry
and salt and blend with the milk of
the cocoanut until smooth sauce is
formed. Mix with other ingredients
heat thoroughly and serve hot.
This NAV be an accompaniment
to meat or fish or may be served
with rice as the chief dish of the
meal.
Unsweetened cocoanut also makes
a. delicious salad Mix with any
fresh getable-celery. tomatoes or
whatever IS available. chill and serve
with a tart French dressing.
A sprinkling of grated, unsweet-
ened cocoanut may be added to
cream sauces that are to be served
with oysters or CLAIMS or added to
the sauce used in any scalloped dish.
The cocoanut not only adds a
piquant flavor. but also nutritious
substance at a comparatively low
cost.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28
Hurry Un And Coin II.

We're going to need that two-cent
piece. They will soon be selling
matches one at time.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28
III WOULD BE KINDER HARD on
THE BUTCHERS, But THERE'S
MANY \ MAN WHO WILL AGREE
WITH THE PRINCE.
New York Disnatch.

Instead OF seeing the United
States on the water wagon 1
wish that I might see IL on the
grass wagon" says Prince Paul
Troubetzkoy. the Russian sculp-
tor, who IS now in the east from
Hollywood, Calf. where his
studio is located. Meat is doing
more today 70 poison the peO-
pie OF this country than liquor
ever has done or could do"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28
Where Is He?

We are for any candidate Of
whom the profteers will say. "He
kept US out Of profits"
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28
PA PERKINS

PA PERKINS
SEZ.
Some hotels
may have 10
change their roll
er towels the re-
suit of the eft"
scare.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28

Bob McInernys Ford. which was
sentenced to the garage for two
months on charges of failure 10 sup
port and obstructing a legal high
way, will soon be out again having
completed its sentence.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28
THIS WOULD PROBABLY BE
CALLED AGED IN THE WOOD"
IL THEY DID 1T

(From Chicago American.)
Collins are not to be built
from junked saloon bars, in the
opinion Of William G.. Legner,
president Of the Conrad Seipp
Brewing Co. He believes the
work of cutting down the bars
TO coffin sizes would be too ex-
pensive.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28

Nice, red APPLES for the voters
will likely feature the presidential
campaign OF the woman, who has
announced she will seek the presi-
dency on an anti-tobacco platform.
Still they should go careful on even
this plan. as apples sometimes fer
ment.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28

Dave Fishgrund Of the France:
shop, has returned from New Yorl
with a new story.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28

The winter is surely Proving old-fashionet
enough to satisfy the oldest inhabitant
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28

The League of Nations isn't going to have much
red blood in it until America gets i'm.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28

in from Rum Village that Pussyfoot
Johnson. the Anti-Saloon league
worker. has left England for France,
where he will take a much needed
rest
For Lerson that doesn't drink,
France certainly is a dandy, nice
place to rest.
In the old days. il used to be quite
a popular pastime TO accuse a taxi
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28

Feeling sorry for Germany is about easy as
il is to bewail the lot of a prisoner who has had
a death sentence commuted TO few years i'm
prisonment.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28
FARMS AND MINES.

Montana has been known chiefly a great min
ing and numbering state. It's mountains full OF
gold. silver. copper, zinc iron and coal In certain
parts of the state there petroleum deposits.
Montana has led all the other states the produc-
ton precious because Of its sapphire
mines. numbering interests forests
of fir. pine tamarack and cedar.
Although these rich natural resources have dom
mated Montana industries the past, there has
been gradual but progressive turn toward agri-
cultural PURSUITS. And the announcement
comes that dairy farming will soon surpass the
other industries of the state The conven-
ton of dairymen recently held in Missourla.
Figures presented show rapid increase in dairy
farming in recent years
This strong tendency develop dairy farming
and agriculture is a wholesome one. The vast sup
plies mineral wealth lying beneath the earth's
surface are exhaustibe. They may be essential to
mankind's progress. but they wholly in
dispensable as the food products which may be
gained from tinng the soil and making Of the
rich resources of soil climate and mans industry
and initiative
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-01-28
The Tower of Babel
BY BILL ARMSTRONG

cab driver of being robber.
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-05-03
LEGAL NOTICE,
GALL ron 11YUBL1oAN COUNT!

0oNvENTIoR.
A Republican County Convention for
Grand Forks county for the purpose Of
State Convention to be held at Minot.
n. d., May 18th and 18th. 1920, is here
by called to convene at 2 o'clock. May
Grand Forks u said County. At such
county convention FL delegates will be
elected to represent said county at such
state convention.
precincts. Of the county at the regular
polling places therein. on the 1st day Of
May A. D.. 1920. polls being open from
the hour Of eight {s} O'clock p. m.
Anti-Socialist Republican electors OF
such precinct. only. shall participate in
in such county convention shall be. one
delegate at large. and one ADDITIONAL dele
gate for each Is votes. or major fraction
ernor at the June. 1918 primary, for each
precinct; and under such superintendent
the several precincts Of the county are
s 81 !neS c to the c f1,9Tine representation
Yifth Legislative district.
Agenes. z; Arvilla. 2; Avon. q Elk
:. otto 3; H !; fnSster: :; :: ai 16gn. I; G1ac ::
Larimore ltvp). :; Lind 3: Logan Cen.
SSsd' : :; 1 N.sSsrs t,t Z; PlyTs sss = V,i S 5
3: Wheatheld, 2: Larimore City. list
Ward, q End Ward, 2: 3rd Ward. 2:
Northwood City, LIST Ward, 2; End. Ward.
/; 3rd Ward. 3.
1tzti Legislative District.
Blooming. 2: Falconer, =: Ferry, 3:
Lakeviile, q: Leyant. l: Mekinock. 2:
CITY. srd ward, saith Ward. 3: 9Th Ward.
LIST Prec.. s: 9Th Ward. End Prec, 5; 9Th
Ward. LIST Prec. s.: 2nd Prec.. 8.
Allendale, q, Americus. q. Bentru. ::
Brena, 2: Chester. 2; Fairfield. 2; Grant
Forks, 2: Oakville. l: Michigan, /;
Warrington. 2: Reynolds City. 2: Grand
Forks City, Let. Ward. LIST Prec. z: 2nd
Prsc., :; Second Ward. 4: 7th Ward, 1st
prec., B; eth WArd. End Prec. 4.
Dated this 2sth day Of April, A. D,
1890.
Republican Co. Central Com,
J. b. Winernan, Chairman.
". II. Alexander, Secretary.
(P0litical Advertisement
Grand Forks herald. [volume] (Grand Forks, N.D.) 1916-1955, 1920-05-03
The Town Today
Successful concert was given Sunday
by Philharmonic. orchestra.

Successful concert was given Sunday
afternoon by Philharmonic. orchestra.
Prof. Roger w. Cooley returned
Sunday night from Washington.
Samuel .Claman announces his ap-
preaching resignation as city health
officer.
New city auditor will probably be
appointed this evening.
Boy scout.troop is to be organized
at st. Michael's Pro.Cathedral.
Mrs. Henry o'Keefe, Jrs was slight
~ injured in automobile collision late
Sunday afternoon.
John Mccormack. famous Irish
tenor, will appear here May IA as was
originally announced.
c. M. Burgess is honor guest at
smoker given by Grand Forks Council
u. G. T.. .5ft
The drive Of local Baptists in the
New World Movement has reached its
goal Of $4,000.
Directors Of the North Dakota Fair
association are in session this after
noon.
1nterchurch World Movement opens
drive here.
Grading for tracks begins at state
mill and elevator site.
Plans are beins perfected for Ship
by Truck tour.
Commercial club plans cooper
alton in finding rooms for visitors.
First attempt to carry mail by air
route from Grand Forks to Winnipeg
begins today.
University faculty members will
make commencement addresses.
Faculty men will attend state Ii
brary meeting.
sion for institution Of action by state
against G. H. Robinson & Co.
Mrs. Burton Leaves-Mrs. Harry
BUXTON Of this city left for Mime
apolis today on a short vacation trip.
Visiting Hcre-Mr. and Mrs. L.. H.
Long are visiting Mr.. and Mrs. Allen
L. Miss of this city.
Dance at Belmont Park-wednes.
day, April 5th. Music by Emard's
original orchestra No 1. Ten cents
per dance.-Adv.
cat Last Spring Is Here" Plan,
your garden now. Radish. Lettuce
Onions, Beets. Carrots, in fact every.
thing in the seed line. Also. fowe,
seeds of all varieties. Grand Forks
Free Dental Work-Patients desir.
ing free dental work done during the
convention Of the N. D. State Dental
Society, from May II to 20. may call
at DR.. BARRIERS or DR.. Whttcomb's of.
"How Beautiful" you will sa.
when you are picking your sweo
Peas. We have everything in colors il
bulk and mixed peas The Spencer
type Of pea arc the best, long stem!
and large flowers. Grand Forks SEED
Co.-Adv.
Gard of Thanks wish to thank
h friends and neighbors for thei,
kindness, . sympathy and beautiful
noral offerings during the illness ans
death OF my beloved husband and al
go during my illness. = Mrs. X. N
knutson.-Adv. go
School Social school program
and community play was given ii
School District 60. Washington
township. Saturday night. Miss Lu.
ella Pingree, teacher in the school
q charge of the program and play
which was followed by a basket so
ctal. Funds raised will go to pur
chase schoo equipment.
On College Fhculty-Prof. W. F
Rognlie of Moorhead. Mimi. was
business visitor in Grand Forks Sat
urday. While here he completed ar
rangements for becoming a membe
Of the faculty Of Aaker's business
college e term, beginning Septem
Der 8. For several years Mr.. Rognli
has been principal Of the b%ookkeep
ing and shorthand department o