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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-06-19
Golden wedding Anniversary

Mr.. and Mrs. n L. Carpenter win
celebrate their fiftioth wedding an
niversary on Wodr esday, June "a.
and ut this time will have a. family
reunion ard picnic In their home at
i424 South Rockfort.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-06-19
Kimono Silks

80 and S6-in. Kimono Silks-Mes-
salines, Sweetbriar Silks - Tussahs
and Satins in Greenwich village
prints-Floral, Japanese and Butter
fly patterns, in every conceivable
color and combination
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-06-19
Personal Mention

Mr.. and Mrs, Joseph u, Washing
ton and baby daughter, Pauline
rlllotson. left recently for High
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19
GREATEST XMAS
SHOPPING PERIOD
Seen BY LEADER
C. j. Columbus Again
Sounds Call to Buy in
Early Morning.

Business in washington Is in q
wonderfully stable state" and the
next five days will be ''the busiest
single period in the history of re-
tail business in the Capital" Charles
J. Columbus, secretary Of the Mer-
chants and Manufacturer AssocIa-
ton. asserts in sounding again the
call to shop early in the morning
hours"
The shopping public should GER
tainly take cognizance and serve its
needs best by shopping in the early
morning hours" he advised last
night
Mems stores will open as early
as s o'clock, and from 9:15 until s
every other establishment will be
open for business during the next
flve days.
Shopping in the early morning
hours will likewise help wonder
fully in the street railway traffic
problem of the current week and
generally add to the peace Of mind
Of the buying public.
The big volume of Christmas
business that is being done in
Washington has likewise placed
such heavy responsibility upon de-
livery departments that the carry
ing of small parcels wherever pos
sible Is a further request for CO.
operation.
During the last two days l have
personally visited and had reports
from the principal retail business
houses in all Hines, and almost with
out exception I found that the rec
ords of last year. which were con-
sfdered an unusually high point of
kNW.
broken in this year. Daily increases
in the volume of financial return
have increased from to 80 per
cent"
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19
FARMERS ACCEPT
WOMAN IN CLUB

HYATTSVILE, Md. Dec. 1S.-The
Vansville Farmers Club, the oldest
organization OF its kind in Southern
Maryland, has caught the spirit of
the times and has just added a
woman farmer to its membership
rolls.
She is Miss Eleanor Fitzgibbon.
the owner of Montpelier, one of
the largest and most progressive
farms in Southern Maryland. 1t Is
located on the Bowie road. between
Laurel and the town of Bowie. For
several years Miss FitzgibboH has
entertained the club at Montpelier.
and the members have been so i'm
pressed with her thoroughness as
an agriculturist that she was ex-
tended an invitation to become a
member. Miss Fitzgibbon has a
herd OF Jersey stock. the prize mem
Der of which, a bull, is valued at
s65,0Oo.
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19
Flames Destroy Three Houses

Fire which broke out early yester-
day in the kitchen Of Linwood
Doughty's residence destroyed three
houses and caused loss Of $4,000.
Two of Mr.. Adkins children were
i'll in bed when the fire broke out.
The family of Linwood Doughty,
who were asleep at the time, made
their escape from the burning house
attired in their night clothes
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19
Aged Negro Burned to Death,

WINCHESTER, Va, Dec. 1s.-
Thomas Harden. an old time negro
and former slave. was burned to
death today when he fell asleep
near his kitchen stove. He. was
dead when neighbors attracted by
smoke ran to his rescue.
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19
Home Brelr Conserved
For Family Weddings

DANVILLE. Va, Dec. lS.-At the
wedding of Miss Kate Wyllie and
= r. James here last night. the
health of the bride was drunk in
homemade wine bottled at the time
Of her birth, twenty-five years ago.
Another bottle awaits the mar
riage of the brides twin sister.
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19
P0IDder Official Admits
Taking $50, 900 in Bonds

WILMINGTON, Dec. 1s.-Charles
p. Eastman. assistant secretary
treasurer. Hercules Power Com
pany. today admitted taking $40
900 in bonds belonging to the COM
pany to support his personal stock
account. He also admitted he used
S2o.o in Liberty bonds OF the First
Central Presbyterian Church for the
same purpose. Both the Hercules
and church losses are well secured.
The Washington herald., 1920-12-19

! A dandy little toy Talk
ing Machine for the chill
dren. 1t will play LITTLE
WONDER records. Spe-
cial, only. y..............
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22
Square Club Will Distribute Many
Thanksgiving Baskets To City'S Poor

Robert z Lee chapter, O. D. C.. VIII
give a THANKSGIVING dinner Thurs
dav at - o'clock to the Confederate
veterans and their wives at hotel
sheldon. Mrs. c. E. Kelly is chair
man for the affair. The dinner VIII
be served I'm the private dining room
with Confederate flags and red and
white flowers in decoration
Circles OF the Woman's auxiliary to
Central Baptist church viii meet
Tuesday afternoon at 3 o'clock. The
places FOR the meetings follow; sun
set circle. Mrs. william Rotermund,
$40 Stewart Place with AIRS. Frank
Cook as hostess, Central circle with
Mrs. s. Lambert. Government HIS
Church circle. Mrs Edgar kayser,
1145 East RIO Grande; Mountain cir
Gle. Mrs j. r Mcleod, Conway Place;
Lamar circle. Mrs W r. Rogers 1ll2
Montana; Fivev Points. Mrs J. h
Gam bren. 1926 Montana; Alta Vista,
Airs. ". l. Cass, 55o3 Tularosa-
The Willing Workers Of Austin
Park Christian church viii hold all
day meetings at the church tomor-
row 10 make articles for the Christ
mas bazaar which viii be held in
December
The women Of st. Joseph's parish
viii hold a Miscellaneous shower for
the benefit OF the Christmas bazaar.
which they Will give, at the home Of
Mrs. Alex Licata- 4031 Chester street,
on Tuesday afternoon at 9 o'clock
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22
CIGARMAKER'S
"A POUND GAIN
Frank Menendez can do as
big a days work as ever
since taking Tanlac.

"Tanlac has more than proved its
value in my case for it has put me
back in fine health and have picked
up fourteen pounds in weight besides, %
said Frank Menendez. Gary. a suburb
Of Tampa. Fla
About a year and a half ago was
taken down with the flu so bad that
it just seemed TO have wrecked my
whole system After 7 got up I could
not get my strength back, and while
I managed TO go 10 work often gave
out during the day and had 10 stop.
Ny stomach was all out Of order, my
nerves were shattered and 7 was
troubled with binding headaches.
Some nights, I rolled and tossed until
I was almost exhausted and when
morning came 7 hardly had strength
enough TO get up and go 20 work.
But Tanlac has made a big differ
encs in me and my appetite Is fine
and everything 7 eat agrees with me.
Ny nerves are as steady as a clock
and those headaches have all gone. I
sleep good and sound and feel so well
and strong 7 can do as big a days
work as 7 ever could This is what
Tanlac has done for me and I don't
hesitate 20 call il the best medicine I
have ever seen"
Taniac is sold in FL Paso by Cor
dell Drug Co.; In TT. Hancock by Fl.
Hancock General lldse. Co. and in
Fabens by Faben Drug Co.-Adv-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22
I uesdoy's calendar
OF Social E0ents
MEETING Of the AiaeDowen club at

n EEETn0G of the Mcdowell club at
Nl s o'clock p. m. at the woman's
clubhouse
shriners' dance in the evening at
Liberty hall.
White Rose lodge, Womau's auxil-
larry to the Brotherhood OF Railway
Trainmen. viii hold a called meeting
in the evening for initiation OF can
didates at Eagles hall. FL Paso street
Eastmiuster circle, Women.s auxil-
iary to the Westminster Presbyterian
church. viii meet with Mrs. J. G.
Morrow at her home. 1909 Mountain
avenue, at s o'clock p m The after
noon viii be spent in Bible study with
Mrs W T. Farr0W as leader
Mrs. G.. A. Thum viii entertain Mrs
o. J. Aliens division No g. OF the
Woman's Missionary society OF the
First Christian church at 500 o'clock
at her hcme. 1913 East Nevada street
Meeting Of the Drama STUDY club at
9:z5 a. N. at the Woman's clubhouse
The Drama Study club viii meet
Tuesday morning at 9.45 o'clock I'm
the Woman's clubhouse instead OF the
usual meeting day Thursday
Meeting of the guild OF st. Clement
Episcopal church at o'clock p. m. in
the parish house Of St. Clement
Voice program Of the Woman's
Missionary society Of Trinity Metho-
dist church, under the leadership OF
Mrs Oliver Danielson, 9 p. m. In the
church parlor. Mrs. ]. l. Ely and
Mrs. z. ]. Daniels will be hostesses-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22

THE Square club group Of Y ".
C. A. workers Of the high school
Wednesday viii distribute baskets
OF Thanksgiving delicacies to needy
American families. the names Of these
families being furnished by the As
ISOLATED Charities While the girls
are supplying the baskets Of food,
money contributions viii be received
A get together tea viii be given at
the central Y. W. c. A. building to-
morrow when committees for the
Christmas bazaar and group captains
for the bazaar viii meet for a dis
cussion Of final plans The bazaar
viii be given December II with Mrs
E P. Rankin as general chairman
The girl reserves Of the grade
schools held their opening meeting at
the close OF school Friday and
launched an enthusiastic years WORK
Miss Helen Morris. as secretary or the
girls work Of the Y W G. A is IN
charge Of the work Of the girl re-
serves. Leaders for the schools in
clude Miss Erem Markgratt- Balleys
Miss Barbara Worcester, Highland
Park: Miss Lii Sartorious. Villas
Mrs. Taylor, Lamar; Miss Irene Col
lings. Morehead. Mrs Frank Bryant
Alta Vista
The Parent-Teacher's association OF
the High School will present, as
Christmas present. to the faculty OF
the hich school books containing a
history Of American writer's and their
books
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22
Miss Dorothy HeLlerStein Hostess
At Sunday Evening Dancing Party

Margaret Klein, Anna RaveL Ruth
Yaffe. Ida Rosenblum, Freda Jacobs,
Bella Jacobs. Hilda Hess. Elsie Good
man. Carrie Friedlander. Miriam Auer,
Ada Zlabosvky. Anna Bromberg,
sophie Blum. Blooma Borschow, Mar
caret Laskin. Dorothy Sioman and
Melvin Chernis Leon katosky, Namiel
Taffe. Marcus Siomau, Richard Blum,
Nate Kaufman. Reginald Sanders Ben
Erlick. Walter Prudential Ayer 10
seph. Afyer Zlabovsky, David Zlelonka,
Harry Talpis, Julius Bergs Maurice
Sackett. Mr.. and Mrs Harry Heller
stein. Miss Eta Schonfeld, Miss Norma
Herskowitz and Sydnie Ridman-
Everything is in readiness for the
charity ball, which ill take place
fin Liberty hall Wednesday evening
All commodities have been donated
for the ball by firms md individuals.
Commodities and who obtained them
follow; salad oil. mayonnaise, pickles
and olives, Mrs Joseph Sweeney let
tuce. Mrs. George LeBaron and Mrs
Harry Potter. crackers, Mrs James
A. Dick: candy. Mrs. r P Mosscn;
nuts, Mrs. Jake Miller; celery Mrs
C. s. Curtis; sugar and cream Mrs.
Charles Leavell; coffee, Mrs J. Van
den Brock. turkeys, Mrs. Maurice
Schwartz and Mrs Walter Kohlberg-
y
A dance was given Saturday night
ct Mission hall. West Ysleta, The
Thanksgiving theme featured the
dance. A turkey was given TO J. h
Harper, jr, the winner Of contest
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22

Mildred Moore. Ruth Campbell. Cath
crime Housemau. and Philip Keeney-
One Of the novel social affairs Of
the weekend was the bridge luncheon
given on Saturday by Mrs. William
Loose at the Loose suite in the
Knickerbocker apartments. A gold
en- color scheme was selected for
decoration and was featured with yell
low flowers in the tints Of the menu
cards and other details The party
was given to honor Mrs William
REYNOLDS and Mrs. G. Y. Nandever. Of
Tulsa. Okla Guests were Mrs Leon
ard Goodman. Mrs. J. S Mckenzie,
Mrs. karl Goodman. Mrs William Col+
Inns. Mrs A Heep, Mrs Florence Holt.
Mrs. c. c. burden, Mrs Joe Dunn,
Mrs G. Gee. Mrs. Vaughn Ward, Mrs
Eunice Payne. Mrs Frank Lyons
Misses Edith Maloney. Alberta Heep
and Miss Lovett, Of Albuquerque,
A. a.
Miss Dorcas Anne Payne viii be
honored with a handkerchief shower
and informal tea at 4 o'clock tomor-
row afternoon. The courtesy VIII De
given by Miss Katherine Dick at her
home on Montana street Forty Of
the younger society set are included
on the invitation list.
-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22
Readings and Song Delight Coterie OF
Literary Folk At Mrs. Browns Home

ception room with a great carven Jar
Of flowers forming the background
Shades were drawn and tights shed a
soft glow over the artistic furnish
ings. The flowers we're selected IN
harmony with draperles, maroon
chrysant hemums in the drawing room
blending with maroon velvet curtains.
In the dining room rose shades OF
chrysanthemums we're employed in
musical numbers, tea sandwiches and
a sweer were served Assisting with
the serving were Aiss Fannie Mape-
who also greeted the guests at the
door. and van C. Wilson, jr.
Miss Aura Keeuey entertained her
Saturday afternoon, at her home, 1927
Cotton avenue. Various games and
contests for which prizes were given
were enjoyed The refreshments were
a unique surprise When the lunch
cloth was lifted it revealed a subur-
ban bungalow home and garage, with
sidewalks all built Of sandwiches.
There was a green crepe paper lawn,
and an orange and brown stick candy
fence. The family dog was on guard
at the front porch. and in the back
yard was the Thanksgiving turkey.
with an airplane which had deliv-
cred it, standing at the side OF the
garage. Miss Keeney was assisted in
the entertainment Of her little guests
by her mother, Mrs s. G. keeney. and
Mrs. Karl keeney- Those present
were Misses Margery Shelton.
Eleanor Campbell. Frances Oliver.
lnez Davis. Johnny Mildred Duke.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22

TEA was given Saturday after
"A noon by Mrs. W. l. Crockett
which was termed a Las Vegas
tea" as many Of the guests were for
mer residents Of Las Vegas, n NJ
Crimson and gold was the color
scheme Of decoration featured in the
reception suite with crysanthemums
in those shades. and in the dining
room the decorations were Of fruit
the theme OF a plentiful harvest sea
son being artistically featured
Salads and ices we're served, with
Mrs E II Bray serving the coffee
and Airs. James Graham McNary serV-
ing the salad
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22

A COTERIE Of, literary folk was
a asked by Mrs william r Brown
TO spend the afternoon with her
saturday TO meet Miss Mary Frances
HAYES. who recently returned from
Boston. where she studied expression
She read Quality Street" by Barrie
She was especially pleasing in the
role Of Phoebe. Mrs Ralph Hender-
son PLAYED two violin solos. Love. s
Greeting (Elgar) and @Slumber song
CHartman). Mrs. J. J. Raster sang
Two numbers. when Celia Sings" and
Spring" Mrs Brown Miss Hayes
and her sister, Miss Thelma Hayes.
received the guests in the center re-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22

NUMBERS Of the smart set figured
IN conspicuously in a moving picture
scene shot" Sunday morning at
10 o'clock at the high school stadium
when there was playOff between the
members OF the Calumus club 1907
nan team and the high school team.
Miss Burtram Orndorff. smart IN
modish attire. played the part Of a
heroine with Billy Race and Ted
Piatt battling on the gridiron for her
favor. Mr. Race won Many spec
tators were present and formed an
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22
Mrs. W. L. Crockett EntertainS Many
Former Residents OF Las Vegas, NJ NJ.

the afternoon hours and in the re-
ceiving line besides the hostess were
Mrs. ". J. Mills, wife OF the last ter
ritorial governor OF New Mexico. and
her daughter, Mrs. Herbert Gehring,
Airs. Norman Skinner and Mrs B. B
Bailey.
hospitality Of the afternoon included
Mrs. Floyd Poe. AIRS. IL A Ferguson,
Mrs. I. L Robinson. Mrs. James A.
Dick, Mrs. W. Van Long, Mrs J. T..
Townsend. Mrs. A P. Averill, Mrs. W.
c. bearing. Mrs A. W. Foster, Mrs
Mary R. Hamilton and Miss Sophie
Gnchrist-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22
Hoods
SarsaparIlla
Makes Food
Taste Good

Creates an appetite. aids digestion.
purifes the blood, and thus relieves
scrofula. catarrh, the pains and
aches Of rheumatism and gives
strength 70 the whole system.
Nearly so years phenomenal sales
tel the story Of the great merit and
success Of Hoods sarsapariIla. It
IS Just the medicine you need now.
Hoods Pills help-dne cathartic-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22
Younger Social Set Figures In
Movie Scenes At Football Game

enthusiastic background for the scene
The final scene in the football game
viii be made Thanksgiving day when
the Calumus club and high school
teams play.
Mrs. W. G.. Selman, who underwent
an operation for appendicitis two
weeks ago has sufficiently recovered
TO be taken to the home Of her
mother, AIRS. A. II. Robinson. 1914
Douglas street
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22
Cards

Arrangements FOR the benefit card
party to be given under the auspices
Of the Margaret E. Caven club Fri
day al the / o. o. F. hail are com
pleted- The party viii be for the
Rescue home Mrs. Charles RAIDER IS
general chairman Of arrangements
Hot chocolate viii be served by Mrs.
". J.. Blackwell Reservations have
been made by Mesdames Irene Har-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22

: neg. W. 3. CLARION. G. G. Bakossky.
Z S G. Schenker. l. A Larock. T. C.
Singer. Frank A Erwin, Louis Gins
berg. C. r. 1fcaIenar. r. r. Skidmore,
I C. q Eroeger. ard Misses Grace and
Ella Peak The guests VIII bring
their own tallies. cards and pencils
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22

w gave q dancing party on Sunday
evening at the Hellerstein home
10 party Of friends. Flowers and
ferns decorated the home and refresh
ments were served. with Miss Goldie
HelIerstein and Miss lille HeIerstein
assisting with the service. Those pres
ent for the evenings pleasure were:
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22
El Pasoans Array.

Mrs ". Underwood Daughdril has
gone for a stay OF several weeks in
oklahoma City. she viii undergo an
operation while in Oklahoma City.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22
Have You Had Your Cards Engraved


we are calling your attention 70
this matter, as It is one Of the many
little details that have to be attended
to at Christina time and which are
apt to be overlooked Call at our Of
flee now and see our samples.
Fl Paso Printing CO..
New address. los Chihuahua St-Adv.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22
Al Suits Reduced

Millinery Prices Sharply Reduced
The STYLES snut all world of correct Millinery from the
oseng Tubn large Every hat exclusive Of kd
always millinery An actual OF IRON . 7So
o 500 without sacrificing style quality
Shoppers preparing Charity Wednesday night vii find much interest hsH
n display
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-22

Mildred Moore. Ruth Campbell. Cath
crime Housemau. and Philip Keeney-
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1920-05-06

The colonel of a colered regiment in
France charged the adjutant with Sc
lee'ing suitable soldier to serve al
orderly at his billet. The adiutan,
comeed the command for the proper
man and finally found one who ha,
been an elevator boy in a hotel
smiling, gracious darkey, neat and re-
Spcctful
When the man reported the colonel
impressed upon him the necessity for
tact
do YOU know what mean by act ?"
Vas, sub. Wen il come TO tao Is.
right on dc spot why, cunncl, les
las week went into the bath-house
near NAH place an fouu one of de
madamselleS there jes stcppcd
back an says Pardon, Monsieur! Now
CT dat warnt tao, den don't know
what is"
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1920-05-06
Hold on TO Your Old Hai~

DO not throw away your old hats I'M
less YOU are prepared 10 pay increas-
ed prices for your new headgear, is the
advice 10 women as we'll as men direct
from headquarters. In other words,
the worst of high prices is vet TO come.
The Increased cost of Straws is blamed
largely on the Japanese and Chinese.
from whose countries come much Of
the supply of straw braid.
There has been rise of 800 per
cent IN the price of raw silk, but the
advance in the price Of straw braid
mats has been even more profitable
10 the Japanese. A piece" of braid
that formerly brought - --.- is now
Bringing SIPS. Then, too. wages have
increased among the Japanese and
their handiwork in braidmakins has
greatly advanced them industrially.
bra'dS for 1921 are now being
bought by the manufacturers and from
present indications the 81. grade will
he retailing next year for s. or So.
Then, too, there will be an advance
OF all fall and winter hats for men
when YOU bought your pre-war hat for
- YOU thought perhaps YOU had reach
Cd the peak Of the high cost Of head
gear But this fall YOU WI paw M
least $40 for the same article, il is
predicted. The cheaper grade of hats
VIII go up in proportion.
there are several reasons for the
increased cost 10 the trade. one OF the
large items being the increased wages
in the hat factories. which have about
doubled since the war. The fur from
which the felt hat is made has also ad-
vanccd in price. The fur usually used
Is That of the rabbit or Belgian hare
Rabbits have been in demand for the
making OF fur coats. Women have
invaded the rabbit market and men
must now pay the price Of connection
Tor the furS. Rabbit FUR that formerly
/ cost the hat maker - n pound nov
costs Sl4 pound. Then "leathers" of
sweat bands, have gone III through the
scarcity OF leather used for this rur.
pose. Trimmings have also advanced
/ These are the concrete reasons why
YOU will pay more for your hats this
summer and fall, as advon,r' NV the
trade
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1920-05-06
You Look For Beauty.

Beauty is human need-as much
a human need as bread and air.
Without beauty, man can exist; but
he can scarcely live.
Without beauty life is dwarfed,
twisted. mishapen; humanity be-
comes Grabbed and miserable.
The lives into which beauty enters
are ennohled by its influence.
And there is beauty enough for all.
lou don't need fortune to buy il.
You couldn't buy il with the great
est fortune in the world.
You might buy pictures, but ua-
less pictures are bought with taste
they lose their beauty.
You don't need TO travel to far coun-
tries to find beauty.
II lies all about you.
There is beauty in the humbles,
home, IL love rules it-far more than
IN the marble palace whose atmosphere
is false and proud
There is beauty in devotion, in SER
vice, in honesty, and it is unpurchas-
able.
There is beauty in contentment, IL Il
is not squalid contentment.
You can find it in the workshop, In
the street, as we'll as in the home.
Let beauty influence your life.
And to find beauty look about Won
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1920-05-06
A Good Answer.

The teacher was teaching a class in
the infant Sabbath school room and
VAS making her pupils finish each sen
tence to show that they understood
her. The idol had eyes" the teacher
said, "but il could not"
"See" cried the children.
1T had cars but il could not"
Hear" was the answer.
ut had lips but il could not"
Speak, "once more replied the chill
dren.
ut had nose but it could not"
Wipe it," they shouted.
Shepherdstown register. [volume] (Shepherdstown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1849-1955, 1920-05-06

For the fourth time new baby had
arrived at the home OF Roberts sister
Nellie. When informed of the event
one of his aunts told him in an i'm
prcssive manner that he was now
uncle for the fourth time.
Rather fused, the little fellow
swered:
Goodness me, if things keep on I'll
soon be granpapw