The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-08-27

NA~tANHSsSN SbS PAoiiOoo NiAlAh hiha1 HC disposed of In this attitude he has shown wisdom which will be con- mended in business circles all over the state.
 Major Dalrymple. hero of Mchigan's rum rebellion" has discovered that whisky runners are using airplanes. That's old stuff. It was stated the other day that they were shooting it across from Canada in torpedoes which were picked up when spent by snug glers in boats. 4 4 # The secretary of the National Con fectioners' Association says prohibition has not driven whisky drinkers to the candy box. That's probably due to the efforts of the indefatigable boot logger.
 | When a sheriff fails to recognize single member of a mob composed of his feNow- townsmen who operate in broad daylight, there is something wrong either with his eyesight or his veracity
 l A reader of The Age Herald asks for l i two copies of the paper containing Senator Lodges Keynote" speech at Chicago. He must be laboring under the impression that it Is a part of his- tory.
 The citizen who has signed lease for a place to live in. another twelve months, with only slightly increased rental, and has laid in his winter coal supply, is presumably sitting on top of the world.'
 A society woman who refused to dance with the Rumanian Crown Prince got her picture and all the details in the papers It Is little things like this that bring up the question, What is l journalism?
 l Although some of the American con tenders in the Olympic games have names few nativet born citizens of this country can pronounce, they are 100 per cent Americans just the same.
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 The Rev. Jonathan Nee of ottumwa, la, recently performed his 1,111th we'd ding ceremony. yet there is notAing to indicate that his conscience loubles him.
 | A German newspaper says, "Bol- shevism will now strip to the buff for finish fight But even then bol- shevism will retain it's aversion to soap and water.
 An Englishman who succeeded in liv- ing on $50 a year has just d,ed. His name should be handed down to pos terity as an economic genius. 1 x Y <
 Should Lenine and Trotzky be driven from Russia there wouldn't be coun- try on earth where they'd find the latch-strng hanging out. x !. #
 The allies will have to exert them selves to hold the victorious Poles in leash.
 Bella Kun, who is now in Russia, got there in plenty of time to be on hand at the finish.
 Being practical men. Tom Taggart and Charley Murphy are not warming up to-Governor Cox's idealism.
 # + # With nothing left to fight for, life promises to become trifle dull for the erstwhile militant suffs.
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 Fair aspirants to q screen career are discovering that many are called but few are chosen.
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 Life guards and baseball umpires will soon be looking about for some 1 way to spend the winters | # 4 #
 The Poles will dictate their own terms of peace. Naturally. The shoe is on the other foot, 1 SUPREMACY OF MORNING PAPER From the oregon City Enterprise. (
 The leading newspaper of New York ! city is the Times. In Boston it is the Post In Chicago it is the Tribune. ! Tn Portland it is the Oregonian. In Eugene it is the Register. In Astoria ] it is the Historian. Of course. there are some exceptions. There are bound to l. tai m