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The Washington herald., 1920-02-23
EXPERT OFFICE
MEN TO SPEAK
Government Officials to At
tend Conferences on
System Tuesday.

Tuesday has been Sc; aside for the
attendance OF government officials al
the efficiency conferences arranged by
the Merchants and Manufacturers As
sociation. Experts from various Fed
eral and District departments will at
tend this meeting.
Many distinguished men in the Cap
itoi have been invited to take Part.
1t is understood the conferences will
be of especial interest to the depart
ments which have to do with ac-
counting and business systems. espe-
cially the Treasury. commerce and
labor, internal revenue and the Bu-
reau of Efficiency.
A discussion of efficiency methods IA
applied TO the business systems in Use
IN the retail stores OF the nation will
De feature of the conference. Sho--
land +. Fannon. business expert of the
National Cash Register Company. will
discuss some of the problems. including
income tax returns.
Perhaps the most interesting mart
OF his talk will be a short discussion
Of the part that welfare work plays i'm
the promotion of efficiency in business
The speaker will tell of what the Ma
uonal Cash Register Company has
done.
Fannon will also point out how in
dustrisl efficiency and efficiency in the
operation of the stores of the nation
are both necessary in tho nconou,,,l
distribution of merchandise. He will
also tell of the great Importance OF
the right kind Of advertising in build
ing up business
Philip King. president of the Mer-
chants and Manufacturers Associa-
ton, will preside ut the meetings.
The Washington herald., 1920-02-23
Appointed Bishop of Jamaica.

New York. Feb. 22.-Rev. William
+. O'Hare. S. j., has been appointed
Bishop of Jamaica. West Indies. by
Pope Benedict. His conservation
will occur February 25 at the
church of st. Ignatius Loyola here.
Bishop O'Hare, 50, has been a pro-
fessor in Fordham University and
in the College of St. Francis Navier.
The Washington herald., 1920-02-23
Discusses Coral Reefs.

Coral reefs OF american Samoa
were discussed by Alfred G. Mayor.
"f the Carnegie Institute. at a JoInl
meeting of the Washington Acad-
Cmy Of Science and the Biological
Society of Washington. Saturday
night. at the Cosmos Club.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

self" said Kenny Pop, but I'm a
weasel. all right"
Il don't know whether or not /
ought to be afraid OF you spoke
Uncle WiEEily. aren't Weasels sup
posed to like rabbits, for their din
nerT"
ooh, but wouldn't hurt YOU. Uncle
Wiggilx-" said Kenny Pop, as he
skipped about. the sun shining on his
brown fur I'D like 20 walk with you
and maybe help you have an adveu-
ture-"
All right. come along" Invited the
bunny rabbit gentleman SO he and
the little weasel boy started OF over
the white snow together, very good
friends indeed. though not all Weasels
are kind TO rabbits.
All OF a sudden. as Kenny Pop and
Uncle WlEEily were skipping along
over the snow, and the bunny was
just wondering whether he would
have an adventure. there came a
grOWI from under a sassafras bush
and out popped the Black Bear
'Ah. ha, Uncle WiEgily." growled
the Black Bear. Il am just in time
I see! I was wondering what could
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20
Preserving Game.

THE DAY has come conservation Of fish and game
must consist in than protection. Realizing
this Azonas game warden IS setting out program Of
increasing the wild life Of his state The program includes
starting fish hateheres everywhere possible and establish
ing breeding places for game.
The laws Of the var0us western states strict they
are have been enforced gdly and result the
west the hunting ground Of the entire country until
farghted game wrdens began to see the need Of ro-
lection
In addition to the slaughter of game ust for the fun
of it. much of the wild Life Of North America, scientists
say, has been migrating south into Central and South
America over period Of three centuries.
With few years Of strict protection and propagation
Arizona could again have game and fish supply that
would enable every hunter the state to shoot and catch
considerable part Of his food supply Under the late Dr.
L L Dyche Kansas resocked her ponds rivers and
vos with fish enough in five years to enable that state to
remove virtually all restrictions against fishing.
-o
rule when affections aenated they were never
thoroughly naturalizsd to begin with.
-O
Wrinkles follow IN the wake Of lost sleep.
The old fashioned child that used to want penny is
grown and has a who wants SIS.
Yale and jail are Of greatest educational insti
buttons.
lot Of kids need home rule.
The Dorfs ihsaier, the earth Stage
Which God and Nature do Nth actors fill
Thomas Hsywood-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20
The Confessions Of A Wife
By Helen ROWLAND.

Those who would drive me 20 dis
tractiou-aud those Who would lure
ne 20 destruction
Those who trust in ouiia boards
and believe everything I tell them
and those who trust no man. and
believe nothing tell them
Those who seek g reform ne
and those who seek 70 flaLter me-
Those who carry lap-doGs-ail-
those who carry lorEnetres-
Those who are too simple TO De
interestiuE-aud those who are too
sophisticated to be fascinating
Those who talk seL-pro hlems and
read Freud-and those who talk
gossip and read the society columns
Those who ask me how 20 vote
and those who TELL me how 70 vote
Those who soothe my headaches-
and those who give me headaches
Those who are more iusipid than
fudge-and those who are more In
sidious than wine
Those who elude me-and those
who pursue me-
Those who make me wonderland
those who make me weary.
Then have pity upon mel For
an as one that WalEeth Embodied
amidst speeding automobiles 7 know
not which Of these shah get mel
FOR. alas all diversions have be-
come duh. and all variety is mouoro-
nous
and there Is nothing new under
the suu-save 11ATRlLONT. and
nothing left for me TO do. save PLAY
GOLF and grow selfish-ur marry
and grow FAT"
Such. my Daughter. IS the punish
ment OF the Heartbreaker- who hath
played too long at the Game o. Love
Copyright. 1920. by the Wheeler
Syndicate. Inc
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20
Bedtime Stories For The Little Ones
UNCLE WIGGILY AND KENNY POP.
Nv HOWARD r. CANS.

once upon a time. when there had
1 ] been a little snow storm in wood
land, near the Orange Ice Noun
tains. where Uncle Wiggily lived IN
his hollow stump bungalow, the dear
old gentleman rabbit went out for a
i may have an adventure" said
Uncle WigEily to himself, as he
skipped along, now and then leapins
on his red, white and blue striped
rheumatism crutch. which made queer
little holes in the soft. white snow.
That was a funny adventure had
yesterday" thought Uncle Wiggily. as
he horned along. THE Woozie Wolf
and the Fuzzy FOX thought they had
US all trapped IN the attic But Teddy
Scooter. the flying squirrel, saved Us
I wonder II anything like that VIII
As Uncle Wiggily said this he
looked down at the white snow and
in IL he saw some queer marks The
marks were like those Of two small,
bare hands and Two larger bare
hands.
@Hat Some animal has been along
here" said Uncle Wiggily 10 himself
as he looked more carefully at the
footprints in the snow. But the
marks are not large enough TO be
those Of the Fuzzy Fox OF the Woozle
Wolf. I'm glad to say. ] wonder who
mas NEEn MElE-
Just then there was a movement
under a little bush. and out came
small animal. covered with light
brown fur. This animal had a long.
sharp nose, rather a long tail and
the brightest eyes Uncle Wiggily had
ever seen"
"Oh, how do you do. and who are
your asked the bunny rabbit gentle
man
7 an Kenny Pop" was the answer.
Excuse me for saying so, but that
IS certainly a funny name. though I
like it." spoke the bunny.
I am called Kenny Pop, and my
father is Pop Goes, the weasel" went
on the brown animal. sitting CD on his
hind legs and looking about with his
bright eyes. his head and neck
seemed to be all in one, like those OF
a snake
Il have heard OF your father. Mr..
Pop Goes, the weasel" said Uncle
Wiggily. IF mistake not there Is
a song about him"
There IS" SAID Kenny Pop, the
weasel boy. 1T goes this way:
The monkey chased the cobbler's
wife
All around the steeple.
That's the way the money flies,
Pop Goes the Weasel"
I don't exactly understand It. my
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

HFT DAUGHTER, the heart IS Ike
Ml unto a well. which goeth stag
nant with neglect but runneth
dry IL oVerworked-
Hear. then. the Confession Of a
Blass Bachelor who hath gone too
often 70 the Font Of Love and hath
known too MUCH women
alas. alas" he sigheth. an lie IS
IS the menu OF a cheap table d note-
the same To-Day, yesterday ana Ior-
ever.
what profit hath a nan Of en- .ll.i ne
moneys WhererOr he L1Ll laooEali
when there is no vine, 10 spend X
FOR: what Joy hath he q an the
women WhereWith he hath 1llrred,
when there IS no novelty in theme
Behold, one day IS as dull as an
other. one kiss is no more thrilling
than another. one marriage is as
stupid as another, ana or women
there are only two varlerles-
Those who are bold and athletic
and those who are subtle and syn
-Thors who wear eyeglasses and
talk polltics=aud those who wear
kneelength skirts and talk baby-talk.
Those who say, How dare your
and those who say Come hitherE
Those whom ] do not dare 20 kiss
and those whom DO not care TO
kiss.
Those who are married and IN
attainahle-aud those who are after
marriage and inesca2able-
Those who bore me 70 eLaspera-
tion-and those who frighten ne to
nose who bob their hair and try
70 look literary those who
henna their hair and try 70 lock
kitrenlsh.'
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

: erty, while to assess the death pen
ally IS something OF a tragedy to
them, as vel as the prisoner. And
prisoners have told me that the strain
through Just the few seconds before
the verdict has been read IS greater
than the strain OF even a long trial"
The corporation Of the public Is
the big thing needed to make the
county clinic a success" said DR.. 7.
J. McCamaut People are Just be-
ginning 70 realize that the blame
rests on society, not on the individual,
when girls 60 wrong The world war
seemed a terrible thing and It was,
but It woke us TO the vital need Of
educating our young people and pro-
tecting them and then encouraging
them and lending them a helping
hand, when they try 10 come back
Z can't express my gratitude to the
people here who are making our work
a practical success by receiving these
girls into their homes and giving
them work and showing them that
even lives which have run of the
track can be made useful and happy,
II some one cares enough to help. We
need more Of this sort Of cooperation.
spiritual, mental, physical and finan-
cial"
Agitation for a tree planting cam
paign brings up the subject Of an
adequate water supply for FL Paso,"
said L y. Davis, constable II trees
are planted on the scale that hope
for, much water for irrigatiug will
be required, and would hasten the
necessity for solution Of the water
problem Trees unquestionably would
add TO the beauty and attractiVeness
Of FL Pas0. and would result IN in
creased property values. But those
who are urging such a campaign
might do vel 10 turn to the water
question"
Few young men would make a mis-
take by serving one enlistment in the
army" said Sergt. B. j. Stoker. THE
young nan Of IS or 20 can better
spare two or three years then he ever
win be able to afterWard, and that is
az a time when proper living is vital
~ important The army in two years
would develop him physically, give
him self-confldence II he lack Il, give
him an education If he needs. allow
him TO see the country and viii leave
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

eat for my dinner, and now 7 know"
Il wonder il he means your Whis-
pered Henry Pop to the bunny gen
tleman.
LIN afraid he does" sighed
Uncle Wisgily. his pink nose twin
king sad and sorrowful like
Whoever that brown fur animal
with you may happen TO be. he might
just as well skip along" groWled the
Black Bear. Il don't want him. ]
want you, and you only Uncle Wig
gilyr'
With his paw the Black Bear was
just going 70 cuff Henry Pop the
weasel boy, TO one side. 70 get bin
out OF the way. when all OF sudden,
a strange thing happened
The Black Bear was just going 70
grab Uncle Wiggily, when, all Of a
sudden the shaggy creature was seen
TO rub one paw over his eyes, as
though they were full Of eobwebs. or
maybe sleepy-time sand
What's the matter2 What has
happened?" grumbled the bear. I
can't see him,"
You can't see who2" asked Uncle
THAT little brown animal who was
here a moment ago" said the bear.
He disappeared as II by magic. or
else ir must be my eyes can't see
him, though he was right under my
paw Where is hep
I'm right herer answered
squeaky voice, though neither Uncle
Wiggily nor the bear could see any
one I'm right here and If you don't
let Uncle Wiggily go III nip you!
Here / an. right behind your
The Black Bear turned but could
see no one. thc=En the squeaky voice
kept up. And then the bear cried.
-Oh. this IS white magici This Is
no place for me- That brown animal
suddenly disappeared. and though I
can hear him can't see him. must
be going blind. / guess III run
away
And run away the Bear did. not
hurting Uncle Wiggily at all And
then the bunny saw a little black
speck moving over the snow, and O
moment later the bunny saw Kenny
Pop in pure white fur now Except
for black tip on his taiD looking
at him.
what happened2" asked 8Ir. Long
ears How did you change from
brown 70 whittier
oh. We weasels always change cur
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20
Short SnatCheS
From EUe3yWhere


Coolidge will feel Ike celebrating
by purchasing a new pair o. shoes
Baltimore American.
The price OF a Thanksgiving tur-
key ought 20 be deducted from a mar
ried mans income taL--Toledo Blade
When Lloyd George meets death, he
viii doubtless try 20 compromise By
offering a les or something.-Baiti-
more Sun
among the powers that each one win
dlsarm after all the others do.-Au-
gusta (Ga-) Herald-
Il won't seem natural at all for a
few days not TO have anything ma
tlona1 that it's particularly necessary
70 lie about-Columbus Ohio state
Journal
The law OF supply and demand IS
all right. but. after all. its working
depends a good deal on the fuss you
make with your demand--Bostou
A perfect jelly. according to a
young woman in the domestic science
class at the high school. IS one that
is clear, not leathery. and win
shlmmle e. Roanoke Times
II this wholesale slaughter by auto
mobile continues, our country VIII
have 20 get into another war as a
simple means or human conservation.
-Greensboro CN- c. News.
one Sim Fein leader announces that
the hunger strike viii be abaudonea
IL the fight against the oppressor.
PROBABLY because DO proves fatal 10
the wrong party--Des Molnes Regis
A .15s-year-old Indian died as the
result or burning 70 death when his
clothing ignlred from sparks from his
pipe which Is PROOF enough that
one should not begin the use OF tobac-
co too early In lte--Iulsa Tribune.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

brown fur FOR white when snow
comes" said Henry so I thought I'd
Just make ny change now 20 fool the
Bear. was near you and him all
the while. but Is was white, Ike
the snow, he couldn't see ne I hid
my black tail tip and he imagined I
was working magic on him Il vas
magic. in a way. but no different
from that we Weasels always work
in winter. I changed a little more
quickly than usual, that's AL
Thank you for saving me- SAID
the bunny. Then he and Kenny Pop
walked on again And II the apple
pie doesn't try TO walk upstairs an
alone 10 catch the rubber ball, III
tell you next about Uncle WigEily and
Reddy TufL-Copyrigh 1920 by Nc
CIure Newspaper Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20
II Men Perish When
Motor Boat Is Burned

Bangor. Ne, Nov. 20. - Fifteen
bodies have been recovered from
Chesuncook lake, where half OF the
party Of woodsmen on a motor boat
OF the Great Northern Paper company
jumped into the water after the craft
had caught fire. It Is believed two
were drowned.
The fire was caused by baclzfire Of
the boats engine igniting the gaso-
line tank Many survivors who chung
TO the wreck OF the boat until Il
drifted near shore were severely
burned.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20
Masterpieces


bulky give glance dpthe
the recommend youths yn top.
dope they'd along
to seed and Tds who oa deary I've volumes
home reading then Pm always bent; but that
makes psrusal punishment The ded when they wrought held it
to smile; have Gems of dull
and dismal The ike to youth
Snook" But when these wise old
trembling dads yarns
YOUTH read high ard daring goe day
VII advance they you any
the VIII stand (soe punk
old volume hand, ead anything
Copyright By osorE. Matthew Adams WALT MASON
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20
Smiling Jury Means Acquittal Or Suspended Sentence
More Cooperaion Is Needed To Help The County Clinic

WHEN the jury comes IN smiling,
w and the 1urymen are willing to
mset the defendant eye to eye"
sad r n. Harvey. assistant district
clerk, sIt'g g good bet that their YER
dict Is one Of acQulttal, or a suspend
ed sentence. When the 5urymen are
silent and solemn, and are restless
IN the brief space before the verdict
IS read. chances are that a penalty
has been assessed. No iuryman en-
Joys taxing from a defendant his lib
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20
Southwest Meetings.

THREE scheduled for winter dates in 81 Paso
that distinctive Of the southwest and that should
receive encouragement
During the first week in December the southwestern
division Of the American association for the Advancement
Of science viii meet here for three days There VIII be no
hurah about this convention but Of noted for
scientific attainment viii gather here to discuss problems
peculiar interest to the and region Of which this city
the metropolis These spending their lives IN
efforts to make life easier for all Of They produe
ing practical results that touch all Of lives every day
Irrigation experts fighters Of insect pests botanist soil
chemists industrial chemists mining engineers meteorolo-
gsts, physicists Wrestling from nature her secrets IN
comparative obscurty We it to them to entertain
them properly.
Another event Of interest VIII be the art fair that is to
bring here the artists Of Arizona New Mexico and Texas
and their paintings and drawings From the ar colony OF
Taos from Santa Fe VIII many color wonders
Various causes principally desire to get picturesque land
sape and figures to paint have brought dozens Of skilled
artists to southwest They too deserve recognition
Later viii come about 1900 cattemen from all the
plains Of the southwest The meeting next March VIII be
historic in many ways for the cattle industry, long the
greatest Of this part Of the country, is having trying times
Here discussed what is to be done IN the future
FL Paso should open doors vide to these who were
the pioneers and are the mainstays even yet.
Secretary Of war Baker is reelected head Of the Con
sumer league; he consumed the money Of the taxpayers
all right.
Answer to inquiry: Yes. the principal duty Of the
American vice consul JuareE is to investigate vice on
the part Of the visiting Americans
Our interest thing gagged by what it means to US
o-
All work and no play may make Jack dun boy, but
one thing be said for it, it keeps him from starving
To make the winter fly fast sign note that VIII come
due in the spring.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

If parliament should send It TO him.
Many Of the above suggestions are
at least original, and it Is believed that
some Of the knottiest differences might
be adjusted IN some such way.
This ends the Irish Notes in the
sOVerseas Notebook In the next IS
sue the narrative part Of the diary win
begin, starting with the trip across IN
Martimel
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

THE young lady across the way says
1 the company wants to raise the
price Of natural gas from 80 to 90 cents
a thousand feet and she'll venture to
say a good many Of the feet aren't
more than eight OF nine inches long,
eitheE
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

details OF meet objections which read
lily present themselves.
As to the power Of veto provided for
in paragraph II, It is absolute, vested
in the crown By the British constitu-
ton, but since 170s the right has never
been exercised, and Bagehot, the great
commentator on the British oonstitu-
ton, even says the sovereign would be
bound to sign his own death warrant
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20
Patter And Chatter
ny s. l. KIsER
Oh. Woman, VIM Don't You BehaOe2

Charles ". Eliot president emeritus Of Harvard that he Is dis
esssd because Of the mich dressing themselves.
srandpa-dear toothless
las me % of
lie me
In behind smiles
They may sometimes seem Eenue or nlSh-sinaea--
Pm
aBut dont youI ef hem
fruit you've Ducked. bite hand
i A trfck hn Is 20
Thcys eldo no affe a.
Aa are 81 Al 20 you TO
- to
That they VIII anyhow
2 needed
/
Z
youn nd
e o
hat be nen who reflective
be disturbed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

TIMER MOOTS has a new car but
l. II stu use his buggy fer sparkin'.
Some fellsrs are so hard up { be enter
tainin' that they tell how ther wives
fix parsnips.
Copyright National Newspaper Service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

never 70 be forgotten memories and
associations. He learns also the i'm
portance OF obedience"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20
II Years Ago Today
From The Herald OF This Date. 1906.

a PRLLCALION has been made 10 the
n postoffice department for new
postoffice at Fabens. Fl Paso
county, and EuEenio Perez has been
recommended for the position OF post
master
Mrs 7. J. Beal1. who IS an honorary
member OF the Woman's club. Of EI
Paso, gave dinner at the 81. Regis
in honor Of visiting club women.
Mrs A. B. Davidson, Of Cuarc.
Texas. wife OF lieutenant governor
elect A B. Davidson. is visiting alrs.
vs.. II Peticolas at 1907 Montana
street
Agnes Norwood. Of Honey Grove.
Texas, a niece Of Mrs F. j. Han. arr
rived IN the city today 20 attend the
meeting Of the state federation ard
visit Mrs Hail
Miss Mary Buchanan returned yes
tardav from an extended trip through
the north. east and south
Miss Edith Newman leaves today
for St. Louis 20 make a visit Of sew
eral months
Charles Mcdonald, former member
OF the FL Paso police force. Isl in the
city from Santa Rosa, n. r.. where he
is now located
Henry. Swearingen left for the
Casas Graudes country in Mexico yes
terday to be gone some time
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

HELD IN GIRLS DEATH CASE.
Chicago. H. Nov 90 - Lawrence
and Harris Jorgenseu and Marcus
BlumberE. three men who confessed
being with Marie EameT and Lillian
actresses. on a 11yri1e
which ended ia the death Of Tire two
women. were ordered held without
bonds by coroner Hoffman
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

Our interest in thing is gagged by what means to Us.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

All work and no play may make Jack duh boy, b
one thing can be said for it, it keeps him from starving
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

Answer to inquiry: Yes. the principal duty Of the
msricsn vice consul in JuareE investigate vice on
the part Of the visiting Americans.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

To make the winter fly fast sign note that VIII CONF
due IN the spring.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

Secretary of war Baker reelected head Of the Con
umers leagues he consumed the money Of the Taxpayers
al night.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-20

Coolidge viii feel Ike celebrating
by purchasing a new pair o. shoes
Baltimore American.