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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27
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7 SEQ to Pa last Mite Pa sed. what
/ IS the rees6n that things fall down,
our teecher asked us to lind out q
Poor teecher. sed Pa. TO think THAT
she doesn't know a slmpel tnlns ike
that. sed Pa -.
ie lest asking the children to find out
So that thav will know too. ga seq
Did vure feecher ask you TO ask
me or to ask vure mother sed "a
She sed to ask eether one OF our
parents. I sed. secs
braiT, sea Pa. you picked out the
RIGHT naireut TO ark, sed Pa me Eea
son things fall down. sed Pc. Is that
thar are o-bavinE the great law or
Gravity. Eed Pa Ihay nave nc
choice, thay have TO tad .s. y
What Is the law OF Gravity
SET Il was discovered by Isaek walton.
sed Pa. one day when he was lisain g.
Isack Newton, sed Ma
Isack Whaton, sed Pa
Tsack Newton. sed Ma. lsack Wal-
ton was a fisherman d 4sach Ne" soli
was a crate Sien-tist. Ma sed.
guess j got my tung twisted that
time. sed Pa That is Boou goah ~
me. Yes, Bobbie, sed Pa, II was 81
Tsack Newton witch discoveries the
in The house lait one mite & and the
end III fhe broom fell on his he'd, SEQ
pa. 1t fell on his head 50 hard. sea
"a. that the other end OF the broom
nserly fell out Of his wites hands
How silly. sed Ma. .
Thaf is the sollem truth, sed Pa, o.
fell on his he'd & he sed tnare mus
be law back Of this, sumthing made
this broom fall & he seen the GraF-
vifv OF his Wife's face sed Pa q
nafmed III the Law Of Gravity. Be
careful who you marry BOBBY SEQ
why doant you speek sense TO our
child7 sed Ma.
10 palrent ever spoke greater
sense to a child than them few words.
BE careful who YOU marry, sed Pa
I will tell B0bbie the truth, sed Ma-
Mister Newton was lying down under
a tree & a appel fell down & hit the
ground G. he began FOR to wonder
what made the appel fail & then ne
worked cut the law OF Gravity Ma
sed. I doant know how much money
he made out OF the ipvenshun, sed
Ma. but I bet he Eaiv most OF it e
his wife. beekaus he was a crate 4
Bobbie. sed Pa, when you grow
older you viii realize how wise yure
mother RELY Is. She is wiser than
what I am. sed Pa. & that is certing-
ly going sum, sed Pa As the poet
onst sed.
wen a gent gifts married he catches
Nen is smart. but wimmin IS Smarter
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27
II Years Ago Today
From The Herald Of This Date. 1893.


NEWS BY the steamer san Juan
IN from Guatemaia tells 81 the de-
struction of the town Of Tutupec
during hurricane which raVaEed the
nelshb0rlng coast EutupHe lies in
an out OF the way part OF Tehaun-
tepec ana had a population OF a5orr
5000 Nearly an the buildings were
known but fully so were drowned.
A new brick plant which win
lianutactnre the lime and sand bricE.
without burning, after the Schwartz
process mas been organized IN EL
Paso and VIII be making brick BIZ
the FIRST OF January. The new firm
is known % the Atlas Brick com
pany. and is Incorporated at a capi-
lallza ton OF 100000 san Francisco.
Interested In the coupauT- r p
Stuart IS president A. Courchesns IS
vicepresideut and s. Il Sutherland
secretary and treasurer
A. Goodman, OF the Lion Grocery
company, has let the contract for the
Overland street between Stanton and
Utah straets- The building Win Cosl
5000.
The Morning Whist club was de-
lght1ully entertained Yesterday by
airs. ISABEL Elato- u VII meet next
week with Mrs Frank Hunter.
AIS. sam GatIin entertained at her
charming home on Rio Grande street
yesterday afternoon
]. W BeckWith, g grain dealer, Of
Houston, has moved TO Fl Paso and
gone into business here. Organizing
the FL Easo Grain cempang- J T.
ErViue is president Of -tha e1mpanT.
J. z Bishop viceprasident and j. w
BeckWith manager
]. n Edwards. OF the sullivan Ma-
chluery company returned today from
q business "trip 70 the east
Tom Cain, former fine collector OF
the city, has returned from q trip
70 St Louis
Mrs Laura LOOMS returned yester-
day from a tour OF the east.
Miss Marguerite Winram has re-
turned from a trip TO Colorado and
other important western points
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27

'VVTHAT are you going to do today,
w Uncle Wiggily7' asked Nurse
Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, the musk
rat lady hGusekeeper Of the bunny
rabbit gentleman, not long after
thanksgiving.
well. Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy," spoke
Uncle Wiggily, IS he looked az his
pink. tWinkllnE nose in the SHINY
hack OF his watch. I was going Out
to search for an adventure stayed
in the last two daTs, you remember
once to give the celery TO the squlr-
rel bows. and the other time TO pass
over the eranberries to Susie the rah-
bit girl. But still If you want rae 10
remain In now III do It, ana Uncle
WirEiIy started to take OF his tan.
Six hat. and TO put away his red,
white and blue striped rheumatism
s6h, not for the world" cried Nurse
Jane. Il want you 70 60 out and have
a nice adventure. Wiggy- and she
looked at him affecttonary ike, not
TO say. molasses taffy. What ! was
going to say was that II you did 80
out. you could take the extra plum
pudding. 70 Grandfather aoosey
@oh. yes. 7 wiz do that right glad
lvin spoke Uncle WISELY -Where is
the pink Plum Pudding that Peter
Piper pickedE" he asked
son, it isn't at all like the peck Of
prickly peppers that Peter Piper
picked" laughed Nurse Jane The
plum pudding isn't pink, either 1T is
more OF a purple color. We had Two
for Thanksgiving. you know
yes, indeed. 7 know that" said
Uncle WiEgily. and WelI he might
for he had helped 10 make one. Il
was this way
As Nurse Jane was getting ready
for the Thanksgiving dinner in the
hollow stump bungalow few days
before. Uncle WiggIly had come out
into the kitchen and asked If he
couldn't help
"Weu. you might try your paw at a
plum pudding said hiss Euzzy
WuzzT-
So Uncle Wiggily had made one,
reading the directions from a recipe
book that told Just what TO do. Then
Nurse Jane forgot all about the plum
pudding the bunny gentleman had
made. and she baked another. which
had been partly eaten at ThanksEiv-
ing. This LETT one plsm pudding
over.
plum pudding to Grandpa GOosey
Gauder." said Nurse Jane 70 Uncle
WISELY Almost haf OF my pud-
ding is left yet"
Grandpa Goosey VIII be glad to get
my pudding" spoke Uncle WISELY,
and may have an adventure taking
1t to him"
Well. the bunny gentleman did have
an adventure, and III tell you about
it. Nurse Jane put the extra PLAIN
pudding in a pail for Uncle Wiggily.
who soon started out over the fields
and through the woods 1t had been
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27
ARIZONA TOWNS PROTEST
NEW E. P. & S. W. SCHEDULE

Douglas. Arlz- Nov 27--1Ianv com
plants are being made concerning
the new time schedule OF the 81 Paso
and Southwestern SYSTEM these
Joined in by the Tucson and Douglas
commercial organization Locally
there is especial protest over the man
uer In which there has ben dlsor-
gauization Of the connection betW een
the Southwestern and south eru Pa
cific daily trains on she C0urtiand
branches. Heretofore 10 has been pos
sibie 70 make close and continuous
connection. on four trains, between
Douglas and Globe, via Ouurtland-
Pearce ana Bowie. Two days would
be required for the trip under the new
conditions
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27
Short SnatcbeS
From EUe1y1gbere

Most OF the wrinkles in a business
mans face are trade marks - Sioux
City Journal
sugar is going Up once more. An-
other ship load must have arrived in
New E0rE.-Qu incy (llLJ Wig Jour-
nal
1t costs only eight dollars to enter
the United States, but the side shows
cost something errible----Aaansaz
Vow that wheat has dropped. some
folk want the privilege Of sticking a
pin through the tire OF the pneumatic
hread=Vichita Eagle
The British are q prudent people
They had thetr coal strike early. be-
fore the weather became too celd--
South Bend Tribune
No sooner is the election over than
deserving Republicans begin 90 worry
over the houslug problem in Wash-
ingtou.-Washlngto Post
This years enormous crops were
not produced hy the fellows who
talked last year about going baciz
to the s0iL"-Toled0 Blade.
When we see them rolling the pea
nuts down the street we shall know
that the plrt1 rate sim hovers around
enc per minute.-Wichita Eagle
Ihs campaign was Objectionable IN
many respects, but there was a com
paratiVely small output OF campaign
poetry rining CHAM Age Herald
influence even on our slang. and 70
on the campus, throwing the bun is
tossing the taurus--Goluubus Disc
patch.
The g year old Polish chess cham
pion Is on his way to America and
with his genius he. may be able to-
explain thar Polish boundary dispute.
Detroit News
The Washington official who says
that Americans do not function above
the neck" has certainly never OBJ
served some OF orr girls chewing gum.
Columbia Is e. Record
A Michigan nan was poisoned By
drinking some horse medicine which
ne mist0ok for whisky Lucky some
b0dy's good horse didn't get the dang
erous stufl=Eausas city star
A Buffalo soap manufaeturer was
recently attacked BY q W9uld be as
sassin- IT IS the Characteristic un-
Fratefulness Of a BolsheVik 70 bite
the hand that makes his soapl1Les-
Kansas City star
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27
Los Angeles S Aim.

ZEN ON the special train from Los Angeles which passed
fl through FL Paso Friday on its way 10 Mexico City
frankly admitted they expected to into FL Pasos
trade territory now beth the southwest and in Mexico
and cean up" Y5u know we can't get business out Of
the Pacific ocean," said, $50 we've got to look
inland for itD
What Los Angeles says is correct Fl Paso should ez
pect nothing else and instead Of blaming Los Angeles for
what she is doing and intends doing this city should get
I'D on its toes and beat the city at its game
Cities have fight for everything they get that's worth
while
Paso has advantage Los Angeles in her Mex
lean opportunity If she VIII realize It.
she has an even break in the southwest if she VIII
realize that.
But wiz not beat Les Angeles to "cuss her out" The
thing to drive her cut with better proposition
man who is the father Of ten children has been sen
fenced TO the pensnary. He may regard that not as
sentence but TepTieve Meanwhile who supports the
children?
Time is stolen in unguardsd moments.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27
There's No Rule

. Wit lasoN Ha1aaz
Old GAFFER inks wreck eighty he's been deok
y lived that his cylinders hitting N
Of clipper, bhtE
spry And ask him for the truth
81 smoked or cHeved
how to hold the health
Of youth which gold and the pipe would
appears
for ninety years pep thrills when
sod7 ehewd and smoked he 4 Ike dn and
should do
Ike wny with supple joints and active gears
behind
-. - - 800 80 WALT MASON
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27

laWT er-ranehmau brings 20 Durango
from his ranch a few miles west OF
here on Herm0sa Creek.
The Buchanan ranch. including q
large orchard is tucked up against
the hills over which roam large herds
Of deer. Every fan after the first
frosts. these animals have made it a
practice TO come down to the Buch-
anan ranch and get -soused' on de-
caVing apples lying on the ground
after the harvest This year Jack
Frost caught more apples than usual
and the deer have poisoned their
spree.
Apparently the frosted apple that
han started to decay contains kick
as delightful TO the deer family as
was the old-fashioned 100-prOof Ken
tuckF dew to the red nosed fraternity
ia the days Of Fore. The animals
munich the fruit for a time, then GO
on OBSTACLES, rOmping through the or
chard. hantering one another good
naturedly and occasionally clashing
with other members Of the herd in
deadly earnest When the Jag is over
the deer bound over a seven foot
fench on the Buchanan ranch as cas-
ily as if it were a failed limb. ard
race back into the hills for a cruise
on the water wagon
ELK have also discovered the de-
lights of the natural "stiL. with its
frappe apple jag and this fan many
Of the monarchs OF the hills have
Joined the deer in their revelries.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27
.EX-MARINE EXONERATED
IN KILLING IN EiAITIANS

Los Angeles. Calf Nov 2l.-Eree-
man lang. former member Of the ma
rina corrs, and recent subject Of an
official INQUIRY at Port Au Prince,
Haiti. where he was charged vita naV-
ing shot Huitiens while In the SER
vies. has been eUonerateo, aecor1ln-
to q czblagram from him received py
his mother. Mrs Gertrude re Bin.
Of San llarin0. near here En5 mes
SAGE also told his intention to vlsl-
his mother soon
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27

stones III 60 back and get him
some OF Nurse James pudding
Nurse James pudding was all rlght.
the pits having been taken from the
plums. and Grandpa G00sey liked 10
very much. AND now the gentleman
duck did laugh ~ Whist happened the
F0Il So 1Ir. Longears had his adj
venture, IS I told you he would And
iE the gentleman g-rassh1pper doasn' Q
forget TO ask the lady bug to dance
the pie pan prance 1t the ducks
picnic III tell you next about Uncle
WlEEily and Jack uer-EurT-
right 1920, by Mcclure Newspaper
Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27
Deer, Drunk On Apple Cider,
Show No Interest In Dry Act;
Animals Have Natural Still

nUBANGo. Colo Nov. 27--La Plata
u county deer havea-r an iota Of
respect for the v6istead act 1t
doesn't make a particle of differ
enee to these graceful animals wheth-
er Colorado is wet or dry. They
dent give a Wh0op about jays going
ont Of fashion and so Ions as nature
continues TO prepare the forbidden JOY
juice the deer are going to imbibe 70
their hearts content and enjoy their
periodical spree
That is the story Edgar Buchanan,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27

cPEAKIN' O. Henry Ford, how many
y business men kin even write a
bustal csFd without a stenographera
Mrs. Emmy Moots's brother died t'day
an left a wife, six children. an hun
dred an fourteen phohergraph records.
Copyright National newspaper Service
British fisg 5n the same staff. a re-
markabie token Of the sentiment pre-
vailing in these British homes SO CRATE
ful and filled with praise and appre-
citation Of Americas great contribution
in the hour Of greatest need
In Sheffield and ether big factory
towns the same scenes 5t generous and
enthusiastic welcome are witnessed the
hundreds Of windows Of the great fac
tories being alive with cheering and
waving workers, men and women, as
our train passes
CONTINUED in next issue.l
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27
Irrigation In Mexico.

THROUGH the efforts Of A. C. Caballsro city engnesF
OF Nogses Sonora, and Gov. F. A. Borquez, the Ures
district Of that state may day have 10000 acre
irrigation project Conservation dams are be built
the San Miguel and Sonora rivers as funds
available Gov. Borquez VIII cosr with president 0bregoH
following his inaugural about the matter.
The president Of Mexico could make better start
IN his office than by showing his interest in reclamation
so badly needed in the ard regions Of northern Mexico
If the BosheTi hope TO get the dark folks Of America
with them they should talk about free watermelon
and chicken and less about economic dstefmiHism
Buy your spera tickets early.
Sundays observe; think Bhsn The bells do chime,
It's angels music.
-C.nrse Herbert.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27

so pride ourselves we, collectively, not able to de-
fend ourselves through the simple Of keeping
money in pockets staying away from offending shows
and inducing friends to stay away then are beyond
the power Of salvation by any haphazard group Of political
censors appointed under Blue Law Of which We
have altogether too many already.
As to the children cannot train children to
prefer the gosd instead Of the bad the true instead of the
false the delicate and fine instead Of the trashy and de-
grading the tasteful instead Of the contemplate than
are net fit to have children, but cannot except board
Of n0hdsscpt political to cur children
from the consequences Of careessness ignorance
One shuddeEs to think what would have been the fate
Of the majority Of the worlds most precious art and in
deed its literature its poetry and drama and fiction,
those IN past ages who desired all embracing political
or religious censorship had been allowed to have their
resisted way. What have left to out of the wreck
Of ages is today largely because love Of freedom pre-
vailed over love Of meddling.
Not regulation but wisely directed educa-
ton what need-and political regulation is no fit
substitute for education.
1t Is rumored that the Texas legislature at its next
session wiz attempt to enact motion picture censorship
law Such proposal should be resisted by every respectable
and morally healthy and sane person in the state
The warning not to overeat is another waste Of ink
Once there was a promoter who did not wear big
watch charm
Tie home brew maker whom president Wilson pardonsd
lives Cincnnat is this revenge forgiveness on the
presidents part for Ohios vote?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27
HIPPO VAUGHN WILL NOT
PROSECITTE- FATHERlNLAW

Kenosha. Wis. Nov. 20. - James
CHinpol Vaughn. star pitcher FOR tie
Chicago National league baseball club,
mas refused 70 prosecute his father
i11av~. Harry De Bolt who stabbed
him during q quarrel.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27

The -ovsfseas Notebook" contains a
variety Of material gathered By the editor
Of The Herald in Europe during the war
and after. Excerpts viii be published in
months Publication OF the "Notes" be-
gan October e5. TodaT's lnstalrnent COM
tinues the general narrative from the
diary with the story Of erossi-s lu sub
marine time
IT is suggested that readers clip these
articles each day and paste them Do scraps
books; they Wll not be reprinted and back
numbers cannot be supplied
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27
Jewish Temple Is Model For Others In This Country
Hotel On IL Franklin MouId Likely De Big Business

TEMPLE ut Sinai is to be used as
an example 70 the rest d the
country ID what d Jewish cons
should attempt.' said rabbi
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27

IN many Of the Gillian cities wom-
en- are employed as street car eonduc-
tors.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27

TIE home maker whom president Wilson pardonet
lives Cincnnat is this revenge forgiveness on th
presidents part for Ohio's vote?
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27

Once there was promoter who did not wear big
watch charm
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27

The warning not to o7ereat is another waste Of ink
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-11-27

Tine is stolen in ungaaTd5d moments
Arizona republican., 1920-04-10
American

Henry Halstead and Jacque Flores. the clever violinist and trombone player, will be welcomed back to the American Saturday night, following their several days absence while they were with the business men on the chamber of commerce excursion to the southern part of the state. Their re- turn will be heralded with delight by the big crowds of dancers who are planning to pass their Saturday even- ing at the pretty Adams street dance palace. Of course, those who dance at the American were willing to share these musicians, of whom they have become so fond, to help make the big excursion success. and of course the music. has been good, despite their absence, but it is certain that it will seem more homelike again to bear That Will Be All, Children when each dance melody ceases.
Arizona republican., 1920-04-10
(Section Two)
Special Matinee at Strand

Everything is in readiness for the children's matinee at the Strand this afternoon, where Mary Miles Minter, the clever little star who pleased so im- mensely with Ann of Green Gables" will offer her latest Realart picture, Judy of Rogues' Harbor.''
 It is another of the same type of story as the former picture. wherein this versatile star is again in the role of the abused girl-loving, sweet trust ing, and possessed of personality that evel cruelty could not mara faith that. even brutality could not bend. Her mission is spreading the gospel of hap piness-a mission which she relentless ly pursues, to the end that she at last finds happiness in the love of a man to whom she has promised her heart and hand. A sterling array of artists lend their excellent support to the star. and the picture" has proven a very enjoyable program thus far. The added attractions will include the Outing Chester reel of travels, the animal
Arizona republican., 1920-04-10

by an abundance of food and water during the past season.
 A marked increase in tempera ture in the last few days has improved the cotton situation materially. Absence of rain has enabled farmers to procede with their planting and replanting un- interruptedly and another week will see all the seed in the ground. Less than that at first anticipated will re- quire reDlanting as only about 10 per cent of that put in early failed to ger minate on account of cold weather. More complete reports from over the state indicate that the low tempera .. lures of March 27 and 2S caused much damage to the earlier fruits and ber- ries. Judging from present indications large crop of apricots will be pro- duced in the lower valleys.
Arizona republican., 1920-04-10
ADJUSTMENTS
HAUNTED SPOOKS"
 WITH HAROLD LLOYD
 AT COLUMBIA TODAY

Riddles of Phoenix will have one of the treats of their lives this afternoon when they turn out en masse to at- tend the special children's matinee at the Columbia theater this afternoon and see the most attractive all-come dy double program ever offered in this city. Children and grown-ups like Harold Lloyd, the irresistible come dian who makes all forget their cares, and Harold Lloyd's first special two- reel comedy, Haunted Spooks,'' is the star attraction at the Columbia today So it's certain three-fourths of the children of the city will be at the matinee this afternoonf to see their favorite in his latest laugh making success. It's crackerjack comedy, as anyone who has seen it cs,C attest, and words can't do justice to it-one has to see it.
 Featured on the big special aIl- comedy double program with Haunt ed Spooks' is William Russeps feature comedy picture. This Hero Stuff" a master mirth provoker in itself. The kiddies will like it, too. and its story of the hero who didn't want to be made a hero when he got back from war. but just had to be cne in sRite of himself.
 Still a third comedy is a part of the special double program, a one-reel se- lected comedy, that adds still more laughs. Augmenting numbers are the Gaumont News and the Ford Weekly Special music expressly chosen for the
Arizona republican., 1920-04-10
all-comedy double program will be played at each performance today.
Forest Park

Another one of those anticipated events-a Saturday night dance at Forest Park-is ready for you. Ad- vance reservations for tables foretell that the attractive amusement place. formerly known as Morley'S Country club, remains at the same high pitch of popularity with which it opened a few weeks ago under the management of Omar Toft. Many parties are to be there during the entire evening from S:30 on, and others are plannin to come out at midnight, after the Amer ican closes. After 12 o'clock. too, the American orchestra will combine with the musicians of the early evening and the morning hours will fairly ring with the inspiring harmony of the tuneful band. As an additional de- light Pearl Sharkey will appear in a special number, and those who have missed her at the American this week which. of course, means the entire American clientele-will welcome this opportunity to again see her clever work.
 The inner man is also well taken care of at Forest Park, for an excel lent chef is ready to supply tempting sandwiches and salads and a wide va riety of drinks whenever the guests desire.
Arizona republican., 1920-04-10
JAPANEsE-RUssIAN FIGHTING

NESE-RUSSIAN FIGHTING
 WASHINGTON, April B. Fighting between Japanese and Russian forces at khabarovsk ceased late Tuesday. the Japanese embassy was informed today, with the surrender of the soviet troops. The Japanese suffered 260 casualties in the TO- hour conflict, while the Russians lost 4o8 dead, 1900 pris- oners and seven guns.