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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02
AS A WOMAN THINKETH

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TEE Illuminating correspondence.
/ between a happily married pair:
Deal Old Daring.
50 glad to hear that you are well
and happy-but not too happy-Eith-
or ne.
Today. the water was fine. ana I
vent IN swimming
Swan and swan and sWA1E-al-
most out to the raftl
Don't forget to send ne those
bathing shoes, you promised TO get
mel.
A woman paid me the most wonder
ful compliment. this morning.
She said -Oh look at that YOUNG
lady SWD1uNGT
Wasn't & sWeet2
After that, fairly flostedt
By the way, Dear, don't forget 70
see about the new electric fixtures
be sure to have the carpenter fix that
door 70 the pantry.
And, oh yes, don't forget to pay the
fire insurance.
The weather has been simply su-
perb, and I expect TO 80 IN bathing
again tomorrow.
Don't forget to have Della take the
rugs and sun them, to keep out the
moths.
Don't get overheated. and catch
cold lIour cough medicine is on the
TOD shelly.
And don't forget to send your din
ner clothes to the cleaner s-and
your blue suit. and the white flannel
trousers.
Don't forget to go TO see mother,
once in n while.
Don't set yourself on fire smoking
IN bed
Don't eat zoo much green corn-you
know what the doctor said about It
Don't forget TO feed "Kittums," and
water the ferns. and close the win
oows. when you go out, every morn
ing.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02
Bedtime Stories For The Little Ones
UNCLE WIGGILY AND The WHITE BUTTERFLY
By HOWARD r. GARIs

I~ATURSE JANE. have you any
I IN sugar. asked Uncle Wiggfly
one day OF his muskrst lady
housekeeper-
Sugar. cried Miss Fuzzy Wuzzy.
busting some flour off her nose with
the end OF her apron, for she was
baking an orange narrow cake, which
I IS Ike strawberry short cake. only
not so wide what do you want OF
sugar. Uncle Wiggily7" she asked
1t is very scarce now, but OF course.
II You want some TO eat on bread"
I oh, Tar be Il from ne 10 want Il
7 for anything Ike that" laughed the
7 bunny gentleman Il Just want 20
mix a little with some water"
] Don't tell me that Sduealrfa EeeI-fe
I the cousin mouse. has the collie, and
/ that Ms Longtau has come over for
sugar and werer-" interrupted Nurse
Jane. excited ike.
~oh, mol Nothing ike thatl" said
Uncle wisely Please don't get 50
I excited Nurse Jane No one has the
collie that know about Just want
some sugar and water for a poor
white butterfly
sugar and water for a white but
terfly- went on Nurse Jane i
never heard Of such a thing Wiggly.
you aren't tooling me- are you7" she
asked
40, indeedl+ laughed the bunny.
Z See, here on our window sill IS a
big white butterfly. I was Just talk
ing TO him. but he IS so weak and
hungry you can hardly hear what
he says He came cut OF his cocoon
house rather late, and now there is
hardly any honey IN the late flowers
for him TO sip So I thought I'd feed
him on sugar and water, which is a.
most like honey"
Wen. it is very kind OF you TO
think OF the poor. hungry white but
terfly." said Nurse Jane III get Won
the sugar at once"
SO she did. and Uncle Wiggily
mixed II with water and put some IN
a dish on the window sill OF the hol-
low stump bungalow. Then the white
butterfly fitted there. and slipped
some Of the sweet juice through his
long tongue, which IS almost like an
elephants trunk, only not 50 large.
OF course. And the butterfly curled
his tongue up when he wasn't sip
ping sweet water.
Perched on the window Sill. the
white Insect slowly moved his wings
up and down as he ate the sweet
stuff Uncle Wiggiiy and Nurse Jane
Thank you very much he said.
when ne had eaten good meal Nov
IN fly around a bit"
Wen leave the sugar and water I
mere 1or you. on the window sill" Z
said Uncle WiEgily- Gene whenever Z
you are hungry"
Thank you again" said the butter /
fly, IN soft and tender voice. Then I
he flew gently away, saying. II 4
ever I can do you and Nurse Jane a J
favor, Uncle Wiggiiy, I shall be mostl
happy"
Pray do not mention IT. remarked
the uncle bunny, and when the white
Insect had flown away Nurse Jane
said.
As Z butterfly could ever hep a
rabbit"
wait and see" advised Uncle Wig
sily.
For several days the white butter
fly flew back at meal times 10 get
some honey and water. which kept
him alive and happy. Then one even
ing, after he had slipped his supper.
he flew away to sleep IN the woods.
and Uncle Wiggily said to Nurse
Jane.
Let's 90 to the movissF'
So the muslrat lady and her bunny
rabbit gentleman friend went 70 the
pictures It was very dark when they
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

money orders until It equals the DIFF
ference in exchange This is done By
them 70 protect their own revenues
from loss"
This year probably will see the
population center OF Texas take its
biggest westward jump IN the his
tory OF the state" said R J. Stephens.
Splendid rains have fallen through
out the west and the Panhandle. sec
tons which usually have droughts 70
contend with Prospects for farmers
and stockmen never have been better
between FL Paso and Fort Worth IN
usual rains also have fallen in east
Texas, 50 much. in fact. that crops
are suffering. The consequence viii
be that the migration from west
Texas during the years OF drought
viii be turned toward the west again.
and e Paso viii be enriched"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02
NEW YORK BIRTH RATE
RISES; DEATHS FALLING

New York. Sept despite the
high cost OF living. shortage OF hous-
ing and the scarcity OF domestic ser
wants, the actual birth rate in New
York city Is going up at q rapid rate,
tics issued here.
The figures show that the birth
rate per thousand for the first seven
months q 1920 was 22.54, against the
rate Of 2190 in the same period LAST
year
While the birth rate is on the
increase, the health departments
statistics show the death rate Of chill
dren in the city is on the decline. The
rate Of infant mortality for the past
year on each 1000 births was IS,
while the preceding years a much
higher figure Is on the records.
The decline IN death rate IS attri-
buted By the authorities 10 the laws
OF sanitation and healthful living.
which are now better understood by
the mass Of the people
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02
TRADE BALANCES WITH ASIA.
CANADA AND CENTRAL AMERICA

Washington D. c. Sept 2.-Amsri-
can trade with the Central American
states totaled slightly more than
Si25,oo0,00o during the last fiscal
year, according to department Of com
merce records Exports 10 the 81 e
pub1cs were valued at ST3221. 102
while the value OF goods they shipped
70 this country was $59,1gI.510
Trade with Canada totalsd nearly
billion ana a hair dollars. The
value OF exports was placed al $3.50
155.gz3 and imports at s55T57T.5s1
leaving a trade balance in favor OF
the United States % s352.75T,642.
Asia finished the fiscal year with
a lrade balance OF approximately
s31u1ug,0u0 against the United States.
The value OF shipments 10 this coun-
Try being placed At f18ss-6s los.
whereas shipments 20 asia wers
valued at only S79S,136.45s
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02
Short SnatcHeS
From EUe1y1Chere


There IS no promise OF early peace
IN Mexico. The country Is preparing
70 60 dry.-Newarz News.
The millennium viii be on when
PRINCIPE wins a battle with expe-
diency in pontics.-Greenville Is. c.
Piedmont.
1t has been made plain at Spa that
the Germans win do everything that
they are absolutely obliged to--Bos-
ton Globe
The glory OF the steam roller viii
depart when we get the rolling pin
into national politics.-Columbia Is.
c. Record
Those four New York men who
have been arrested for stealing $40
600 worth Of shoes may have tried to
equip their families for the coming
wlnter.-Des Moines Register.
Trying 20 get the soviet govern
ment into any sort OF workable agree
ment recalls the late Col. Roosevelt's
smile Of mailing cranberry Jelly 70
the walL'-Chicago Daily News.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

said a gentle voice, and something
white fluttered in the darkness. just
ahead OF Uncle WigEily.
Who are your asked the bunny.
7 am the white butterfly 10 whom
you 50 kindly gave sugar and water.
vas the answer. 7 was asleep here
In the woods and head you say you
were lost I can find my way back.
no matter how dark 10 is, to your
bungalow. where so often feed. Fol-
low me- you can easily see NY white
wings LluttsrinE in the dark
50 Uncle WiEgily and Nurse Jana
followed the white butterfly. who was
plain TO be seen in the blacknsss. and
soon the bunny and muskrat were
safe at the bungalow, and they in
vited the butterfly 10 stay all night.
and he did. and had honey for break
fast So thus we learn that even. A
caterpillar may be good for some
thing, and II the broom doesn't sweeD
the busting pan off the front porch
and scare the hammock so II sTrin-q
backward. III tell you next about
Uncle Wigg1ly and the White War
fis.-Copyright. 1890. By Mcclure
Newspaper Syndicate
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02
The Mortgage


Rad mortgage pTetenus home; and its
brother ksepa
straight but oftentes Mortgage dread
spoiled
enor IN when
on oooI and Ike oaked took the
spoiled the weed smoked They took House Of Pride BY
and h and then it's idly
Welcome to It an stone steps and tufted floor he's welcome the stately
ha and vanished cellar door, have
day. and DO Jay mortgage flaps against
the when winds blowing keen; pause again
when I'd buy gasoline Oh better culveIt
than vainy to be a swell with mortgage overhead.
Copyright by George Matthew Adams WALT MASON.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

WHY doesn't somebody open a
w restaurant al Five Points2"
asked Loczhart Many a time
a fellow going home at night would
stop and take on light food and drink.
In any city IN the country you'll
find restaurants in large neighbor-
hoods. The only eating house be-
tween Fort Bliss and town IS located
on North Oregon street near the rail-
road. and after midnight there are
about three places that remain open.
I know Of several families living in
the Five Points district desiring to
take Sunday lunch and dinner out
side their own home. a place fea-
turing a family spread at a popular
price could land a lot OF business.
not only on Sunday but during the
week as we'll Many workers reside
at Five Points and eat uptown
Five Points has three drug stores.
several groceries aud a hospital. but
no restaurant"
The cotton farmer Of the south Is
watching FL Paso valley closely.
judging from heavy correspondence I
have received said J. Y Frazer.
manager Of the city employment
bureau Scores OF inquiries for labor
come to our bureau, and in many let
tiers an asked 10 give facts regard
ing the growth Of cotton IN our val
ley, the availability OF land and labor
In some manner, a wide attention has
been attracted since cotton was first
planted three years ago. and little
persuasion would be required to bring
scores Of desirable farmers 10 this
county with their families 10 make
homes"
1T is quite evident that many peo-
pie believe that Ponzi's alleged trans
actions are in International reply
coupons redeemed , in the United
States" postmaster z. A. Shelton said.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

Abraham Lincoln" has but TIRES
more weeks at the Cort.
HoneydeW" viii open Septsu1ber
Z at the Casino. The next day viii be
our birthday.
Somebody robbed Anne Morrison. Of
The Bat" OF her watch and rings
recently. The police report progress,
but no fsWelry.
Broadway B-evities" viii 70 10
Atlantic City 10 open. Rumor saws
A Il Woods has q piecs OF Il.
Jean White, recently OF Some
time" Is entering vaudeville with an
act BY Howard J. Green and Milton
Hoclzy.
The L4ttls whoppsr" Is proving a
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

Having seen Frank TInney open
successfully in Tickle Ne" Otto
Harbach has turned his attention 10
Arthur Hammerstein's next produc-
ton, Jimmie starring Frances
White Mr.. Harbach has been as
sisted in the preparation OF the book
and lyrics by Oscar Hammerstein
I'd and Frank Mandel- Herbert Stot-
hart has written the music
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02
About Broadgay Plays And Players
By BIDE DUDLEY.

Anew YORK. Sept George White
IN announces he will build a thea
ter in New York before another
year turkey trots around He says
he has obtained an option on piece
OF ground IN the Broadway district
and VIII begin fighting with the con-
tractors and builders In very short
time. The new house viii be the
home Of his scandals" and Will be
ready for hts next seasons revue He
has decided 70 call IL the White
House
scandals" IN the White House
nsrf season. en-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02
our OUIJA sECTION.

ouestion-What should a lady do
II the iceman calls her "Kid2
Lady Busthead-She should divorce
her husband and reply: -Oh, you
chilly Sweetlei"
BlueIla-No lady wouldn't pay any
attention 20 the big stiff
Heartsore-It happened TO me one
time. I am clerk in Oscar BUNDLES
Fresh bakery now
Roughneck-I an an icemsn. and
I want to state the kid" question
IS a false charge When I am on the
ice wagon I sell ice.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

annually for a long time TarE N-
Luescher, manager OF the Hippo
drome, has received a Jug OF JOY
juice from Paul Eratz. a Louisville.
KY, newspaper man. This year Mr..
kratz sent a new fandanglsd razor.
Mr. Luescher Immediately became
gloomy.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

En- M0OTS, eannydate FER sheriff,
l. washes her own hair an gifts her
husbands breakfast. Difference Of
opinion is what makes different priced
gasoline.
coPyrlEht. Natlsnal Nsvspapsr Service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02
ARAB WOMEN.

The Arab women OF Algiera are
permitted to leave their home only
once a week and the outing is always
spent In the graveyard. where they
spend hours IN silencs and medits-
ton.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

Louis Mann's next starring vehicle
viii be Undesirable Friends" writ
ten by Samuel Shipman and Victor
Victor, the latter an Atlanta news
paper man. A. H Woods IS the pro-
Queer. Robert Milton VIII stage the
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02
ROWLAND.

Don't forget TO order the coal
Don't forget
Your loving
Wife.
Dear Girl.
Everything's AL right-ThIs is a
sizzling hot day-Tou're lucky 70 be
out Of Town-1fiss you so much
Have a good time-Don't take any
bad money-This is an awful pen
Forgive haste-Bye-Bye-
Your devoted
Tom.
And yet,
BEFORE they were married,
He wrote her perfect classics.
and quoted reamE Of Browning,
And SHE wrote him sProse
PoemH,5
That would have made Amy
Lowell pink with envys
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

There was a young girl from Cohoes.
Who had seven corns on her toes.
when men would ask Why
she'd start in to cry.
And paste each one right On IT,
nose.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

After cOurting a girl IL yesrz q
Welsville man proposed Tuesds--
night and she said This Is 81 sud-
den"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02
Have You ANice Voice? By EDNA KENT FORBES

LAVE you ever noticed peoples
/ voices. and particularly have you
noticed your OWN Voices are fas-
cinating TO study. especially II you are
fortunate enough to be able to travel
ABOUT the country a bit You viii
I find that each locality has its own
I pecul1rilies. not only OF speech but
Of voice and gesture.
II you find that you are using all
the infections and maunerisms Of
your part Of the country study your
ser very carefully tthis can be donel
and determine whether or not all
Z these mannerisms are desirable As
personal illustration. for instance
was brought up around Philadelphia
and Baltimore, and The people. in that
part OF tne country have a peculiar
on ana -ovr- They pronounce them
as though they were spelt a'aou" and
aoW which gives a nasal sound TO
me letters that is not particularly
pretty. They also pronounce The So
IN very broad fashion. althouEh
t saey lie between two parts OF the
country where the "r sound is
York
Even II you have not had much op-
portunity TO travel. your own sense
OF what is beautiful and what Is ugly
In sound. will tell you whether or not
you have a good speaking voice A
your voice low and modulated, never
to raise 1t into shril tones, not 10
talk through your nose and to pro-
nounce your words distinctly. A low
voice is not necessarily a weak voice I
lacking in character. Every voice
possesses infections and different
tones that give it variety.
Mrs. il cannot print the formula
here. but will be pleased to mail it
to you, II you send an addressed, en-
Rose ST you are in a condition
OF health to take the morning cold
plunge. Il will do much TO relieve this
condition II not. try cold water on
the face, or use a small piece OF ice I
in a piece OF fine muslin, rubbing It
over the Ease whenever you are an
noyed with this excessive persipra-
ton This will contract the opening
OF the pores and finally harden the I
skin so it viii not be so active.
Constance-Tour oily skin may
come from a sluggish liver or imper- /
fecr bowel action, though you do not I
realize it. You can help some by ]
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE.
How are you being treated these
days?7
Very infrequenty."
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

All inquiries addressed 70 Miss Forbes In
care o. the Beauty Chats'F dspartr1srt
viii Be answered IN these columns IN their
turn This requires considerable time
however, owing 70 the great number re-
caived- 50 II a personal or quicker reply
q desired a stamped and SELF addressed
envelope must be enclosed with the cues
tion.-The Editor.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

using an astringent. Cold water that
IS slightly salty, especially ice water,
viii act upon such a skin and may be
all that IL needs to restore 80 20
healthy action. Watch the column
for ways OF dressing the hair. and
send a stamped. addressed envelope.
for the eyelash treatment
=
Two Chums.-There is no harm in
taking Epson salts Il thins the blood
and IS very cooling. The harm would
be IN taking Il so often that 70
thinned the patient too much. II you
adopt very simple lines over your
shoulders, they viii not seem 50
large Keep the upper part OF your
dresses and blouses as plain as Dos
sible- and long straight lines through
out your clothes-the one piecs dress.
for Instance. which Is not belted into
the waist line A scrawny neck may
be built our by using a good nourish-
ing cream every night.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

Calamity IS a mans true touchstOHe.
John Fletcher.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

Mrs. il cannot print the formula
here. but will be pleased to mail IL
to you, II you send an addressed, en-
velope.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

Continuation oily skin may
come from a sluggish liver or imper-
fecr bowel action, though you do not
realize it. You can help some by
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

The only thing that hasn't gone up is the wages Of sin.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

In the interest Of honest men the bad check artii
should be sBatted.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

Altsudorf vas worth it. for the publicity he brougl
to Jusrsz
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

news item says thu HaEaiians are dying out Wrol
They are al playing ukllelss in American cafes.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-09-02

MEXICO has the habit also: her railroad rates have bee
increased Is percent.
Arizona republican., 1920-11-21

WANTED-MIscELLANEoUs
Arizona republican., 1920-11-21
RusINEss CHANGES

BETTER THAN COTTON
 How would you like to collect S400 per month rent on a new four apart ment brick. just built. right in trading district on Phoenix best street. For terms and appointment, G. C. Wilcox. 12S N. Ninth Ave. Call before noon. It
Arizona republican., 1920-11-21

SALESMEN-Sid line or full time. sell gum tape and sealing machines;
 pocket samples: 30 per cent commits sion. Union Paper Mills. III West Austin Ave, Chicago, III. It
Arizona republican., 1920-11-21
wANrgo-HELP. MALE

WANTED-H oung man or middle aged, of neat appearance, as solicitor for employment office and business chances. Steady position on good com mission basis. References required. Apply Guarantee Employment Office, End St. and Adams. 1t
 WANTED-Party with Ford to travel with me in two or three states selling automobile accessories. See me at Commercial Hotel Sunday or Monday morning. c. W. Patrick. dd
 MAN to work this city refinishing chandeliers, brass beds, automobiles by a new method. $10 daily without cap ita1 or experience. Write Gunmetal Co. 49 Elm, Decature, III. It $500 MONTHLY selling new patent ed gasoline vaporizer; 56 miles per gall lon made with Ford. One sample free. Stransky Vaporizer Co, sos, Pukwana,. s. Dalz It
 SALESMEN-Side line or full time, sell gum tape and sealing machines; pocket samples: 30 per cent commits sion. Union Paper Mills. III West Austin Ave, Chicago, III. It
 CALENDAR SALESMEN = Experi- enced to sell our high grade line of wood, glass, cardboard and paper call endars, also attractive line of novelties including leather, cloth goods. fans, pencils, brushes, etc. Exclusive terri tory. Write for full information Mueller Bros. Art and Mfg. Co.,, 2641 West Polk St, Chicago. It l SALESMEN-Live wire acquainted with merchants; part or full time: lib- eral commission; good repeater. Chi cago Sales Book Co., Dept. 127, Chicago.
 It l WANTED-Men with rig or auto mobile to represent established Cali fornia company in Salt River valley. Good wages to right parties selling to i farmers. Address J. Fl. Yetter, 115H N. Broadway, Los Angeles, Cal. dE SALESMEN to sell during the sea- l son of 1921, beginning January i, the noted Shaw line of art and business calendars, fans, pencils, signs leather l and other high grade advertising spe- cialities. It is a line of merit and worthy of the best efforts of the mos' capable salesmen, therefore we are in- terested only in men who mean busi- ness and are seeking a permanent con- nection. Men with ability to call or banks and other high class business establishments. Liberal compensation to the right men. For particulars ad. dress The Shaw Mfg. Co.,, Kansas City Mo. Il
 MEN, make big money spare time ol full time taking orders for our tires 1 and tubes at low. prices. No invest
 ment, no risk, old established company Wright, Kentucky. earned $649 in twt week. Hopper, Illinois, earned $2,11o.0. in one month. Write or wire quick be
 fore this territory is taken. Giant Tir, and Rubber Co, ,Findley. O. 1 DISTRIBUTER wanted in ever, . town for Speedoline; $500 to $500 pc , month";. exclusive teryitory; automobil
 free to workers. Speedoline Co, Dep, . 14. Dallas, Tex 1 WANT to get in touch with expert enced dairynlan and farmer who has r or thousand dollars for share propo sition. I have land up to 16o acres
 work stock implements, feed and COW. f Box 32C, Republican. | WAITER. $75. bd., rm. and good sid ' money; out town; must be first clas n BROWNS
 GUARANTEE EMPLOYMENT OFFS
 Phone 14s0. q No. 2nd St., cor. Adam
Arizona republican., 1920-11-21
Central Employment Agency

Is Wall St. Phone 466S It
 AGENTS FREE SAMPLE-Greatest washing tablet proposition. Enormous profits as high as 1Sc on 25c sale. B THAYER, 2142 Clybourn Ave, Chica- go, III. If
Arizona republican., 1920-11-21

$500 MONTHLY selling new patent ed gasoline vaporizer; 56 miles per gall lon made with Ford. One sample free. Stransky Vaporizer Co, sos, Pukwana, S Dal< 1t