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The herald., 1920-09-23

THERE is a man.
IN OUR town.
WHO is so old.
HE'S FORGOTTEN his age.
HE WAS elevator boy.
IN NEARLY all.
OF WAsHlNeToN's headquarters.
HE WAS the first.
WHO BROUGHT down the house.
BY ASKING why.
A HEN crossed the road.
so THAT'S how old he Is.
HE'D JUST lost a Job.
THAT HE started on.
IN 1869.
HE SAID IL he'd known.
IT WASN'T permanent.
HE'D NEVER have takon It.
HE ALSO said.
The herald., 1920-09-23
on Joy rides

That son OF yours isn't very
bright, but he has big appetite"
Yes, I expect he'll make a fns
college athlete"
The herald., 1920-09-23
CUTTING UP.

Freight Aud!tor-Were you IN on
Il when our directors cut the melon?
Cashier-No. But cut some fig
prs when they cut the payroll.
The herald., 1920-09-23
Boy page Me4heaselahl

OFF a ham needs.
A WEEK Of smoke.
TO CURE it.
I'M CURED OF everything.
FOR been smoking.
NIGH ON a century.
THE ONLY secret o: old age.
is ALWAYS keeping.
ABSOLUTELY coNTENTEo"
AND | gave him one.
OF MY cigarettes.
AND HE smackcd his lips'
AND SAID, That's II.
THEY SATISFY"
"THEY SATISFY that's .,s W.
L solid fact to tie TO-. ana .o .H Far
never was such a cigarettse. ,. "a
steady company. Good t0Oa cooi
yes-but more than that thai, That tha:
blending, by a private 1orI h., Cbes.
can't be copici-that's WIZ, ,'S
terfelds eycrlasting!y satisfy
The herald., 1920-09-23

sept. % oct %.
Arizona republican., 1920-08-13

wiring the cloth out of warm water stretch over a pitcher or stew pan that will pour well. Pour the boiling liquid through the cloth. It will run through rapidly and should be poured immediately into the jelly glasses. The jelly is really much clearer and spark ling and amply repays the extra work.
 If a few sprigs of mint are put in the straining cloth and the hot juice poured over them a delicious sugges- tion of mint is given to the jelly. This jelly is specially nice to serve with lamb or mutton.
 Peaches will not make jelly all by themselves but if added to apples. A perfect jelly can be made.
 Pears will not make a firm jelly un- less some tart fruit is added. Plums and pears cooked together make an awfully good jelly with a different flavor.
 If the jelly seems a little too 'shakey," let it stand in sunny win- dow for two or three days with a piece of mosquito netting stretched over the glasses.
 Jellies, preserves. jams and con-. serves help out many meal in winter
Arizona republican., 1920-08-13
(CopYriqft 1920. bq I
THE BOOK oE ANN
Mother and l Enjoy Our Work In Ann's
 kifchen


 Kitchen
 You'd think the world was coming to an end just because some women can not get enough help to run the service end of their homes" said Mother Lorimer, as we arranged a frozen dessert on chilled silver dishes Never has it been so difficult for housekeepers with big incomes to get the help required to run a well-oi : dered establishment"
 And they're so indignant-that it's funny I observed 'It doesn't seem to occur. to them that they might do a little of the work themselvesi Why, our experience in cooking Ann's lunch con today makes me feel like a real hu- man beingi" I declared, as the girl disappeared through the dining room door with the last plate.
 T must own that I'm awfully tired, Janei" said mother.
 You need your tea. Let's have our lunch here-on this charming white enameled glass-covered kitchen table fit for aking!"
 So down we sat to a most excellent meal. I felt like telepnoning to Bob to join us, but mother needed her tea immediately.
 I've been thinking of what young Mrs. Johnson said yesterday" said Mrs. Lorimer. She came to see me and she bragged at some length about her own success in keeping her help"
 What is her magfc?" I asked. Mon ey IS not enough, nowadaysi"
 It seems that the cook expects Mrs Johnson to lunch at the club two or three times a week.
 So Mrs Johnson go1sZ"
 ITO be sure she does And the cook tolerates dinner guests only occasion any MT Johnson takes thSIn to a club or hotel as a rulei And the family is served with breakfast only on Sun days"
 "Homei Sweet Homel" I hummed. Mrs Johnson is never hard on her help. I've heard Looks to me as if her help was rather hard on her!"
 Everybody knows about Mrs. Bar tons troubles" mother continued ''She is particular housekeeper. YOU know. Her personal income is siOOO a month, my dear, but she has been cooking for herself all the spring Couldn't go to a hotel on account of her old mother, who is something of
Arizona republican., 1920-08-13
Every Flower Il a s a Story
 Of It's Own n
BACHELOR BUTTONS

Ihls flower is significant of what it's name indicates, celibacy.
 It has never been decided why the name bachelor buttons was given +o this flower. It is, however. almost as well known under the name of corn flower
 The ancients attributed wonderful healng properties to this flower. An eye-Wash wos prepared from it's leavas which had extraordinary. results
 Had Magic Power.
 An old tradition arsong country fo1lr says that it cast a magical influence over the fortunes of lovers. The flow CT was to be picked with the rnornino dew still on it. If after carving if for A hours in the pocket the color wa c still fresh and bright the wearer wo11Id be successful in his wooing. It is said that the expression. true blue" orig mated from this custom. The corn flower was also used as a love pbilter A modern superstition is that ac- quaintances made among cornflowers will prove very valuable
 Myth Tells of Origin
 A Greek myth tells of Cyanus. who was very devoted to Flora. the goddess of flowers. Of all her realm, he loved the cornflower best. When it was in bloom, he would seldom leave the fields
Arizona republican., 1920-08-13

New York's Fashion Authority NEW YORK-Fashion is going to allow us to wear organdie for dress frocks well on into the fall
 The model shown is exquisitely dainty, all pin-tucks and embroidery. The narrow skirt has a foot band of horizontal tucking between half-inch bias bands of plain organdie. Over this, back and front, falls an oval shaped apron of organdie, embroidered and gathered into a fril1 of the tucked organdie that is put on with a heading of catch-stitch embroidery. The frill, 1t will be noted. is arranged to fall in a pretty jabot effect at the hips
 round bodice with the sleeves cut in one with it, the front cut out lo disclose a tucker of the plaited or gandie and finally, a sash of plain or gandie complete the costume.
Arizona republican., 1920-08-13
NAHU
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Confessions ofaBride| (coPrght 1920 by he Nuspa As,oeiadon)

an invalid and who hates hotels. No body will stay with Mrs. Barton, now l that there are more than enough ex- Kcellent places to go around. Her house is isolated, too. That is. rather far from the movies. Consequently, such meals as Mrs. Barton's fsni'-- h.-.. had at home lately, they have eaten in the kitchen"
 At this I giggled. I couldn't rnagine the supercilious Mrs. Barton moving about stove, or dishing up boiled po- tatoes.
 An absolute fact" insisted mother.
 Mother, wish all these city wo- men, who think the world is comine to an end. because they have to wors little, could be forced to see what inc farm women are up against They're settIng up at a. m., and they're work ing more than 13 hours, in summer time. heard Willie Van Eyck tell ing about it the other da.-. She owns farm, you know. She isn't well so her father gave it to her. as a kind of plaything. And now she spends all of her summers there-she sees how tba wives Of the farmers have to work. Rut she IS so excited about it that next winter she is going to begin course at an agricultural college.
 "The world is changing in way. can hardly follow, my dear. Many wo- men who have been trained to work are soldering on their jobs. And many others who are privileged to do notb- ing. have chosen strenuous careers,"
 Like Deborah Burns and Willie Van Eyck!" I suggested.
 And like Jane Lorimeri" said moth CT, as she rose from the table. and de- posted a little kiss on my forebead
 Working is such fun, for met, explained.
 Then said mother:
 Tt could be fun for rnost or ,,. .< would look at it sol"
 Gro Be Contfnued)
Arizona republican., 1920-08-13
To Make Apple Jelly


 Choose tart apples not overripe Wash and cut out any dark spots, but do not pare or core. Cut into eighths. Put into a granite preserving kettle with just enough water to allow the fruit to cook tender without burning. Drain juice. To each cup of juice, use % cup of granulated sugar. Boil the juice 10 or 15 minutes before adding the sugar, as sugar and juice boiled long together also makes darker jelly. Add sugar slowly and boil steadily un- -n the liquid jellies, when a teaspoon ful is taken out and quickly cooled in a saucer.
 Many recipes say boil 20 minutes Sometimes jelly will ..jelP' at the end of 20 minutes and sometimes 1t won't Very ripe fruit requires longer cooking than perfectly or under-ripe fruit. Therefore the jelly maker must use her own judgment as to when her jelly is done.
 All scum should be removed as it rises to the top Of the boiling sirup. Very careful jelly makers strain the jelly through a straining cloth before putting it into glasses. To do this,
 The bargain hunter in her zeal sometimes forgets that the unneeded article is never cheap.
Arizona republican., 1920-08-13
Mems s. 50 to $3 Golf Shirts

A table full of nice patterns in madras and per cale, not old timers but fresh stock. All CT OF
 sizes Friday and Saturday. .. pI.Cc
Arizona republican., 1920-08-13
Lace Patterns A New Design
 Every Week
FllET STITCHES

 Chain Stitch-The thread drawr through the loop.
 Open Mesh-A double crochet into a chain or the material, two chain stitches and double crochet. Closed Mesh-Four double crochet stitches into a chain or material. Turn-Five chain stitches to turn If your pattern called for 16 stitches -chain 21 and double arochet into the seventh stitch from the needle
 
 Daisy Pattern Chain 51 stitches-double crochet into 7th stitch from the needle, which makes the first open mesh in the 1st row.
 1st row-Make If more open m, which will make a total of Is in this row, and turn.
 End row-5 open m, filled m. open m, filled m, open m, and turn 3rd row-5 open m, 1 filled m 3 open
Arizona republican., 1920-08-13

where 1t grew, and his garments were or the same hue as the blue flowers. one morning, he was found dead in the field. and all around him lay the flow CTS he had gathered. Flora, in her sor- row, transformed him into the flower he had loved so well
 There is a tradition that Caynus is the Little Boy Blue of the old English nursery rhyme.
Arizona republican., 1920-08-13

that they must be rinsed thoroughly and dried slowly.
 Rubbing a little talcum powder in after the gloves are dry, will restore the soft finish.
Arizona republican., 1920-08-13

m, filled m, 5 open m, and turn.
 Srd row-5 open m, filled m, 1 open m, filled m, open m, and turn.
 4th row-same as 3rd now.
 9th row. open m. filled m, 1 open m, l filled m, 1 open m, 1 filled m 1 open m, 3 filled m. open m, and turn.
 9th row-3 open m. filled m, 1 open m, l filled m, 1 open m, filled m, open m, and turn
 7th row-6 open m, 1 filled m, l open m, filled m, open m, and turn.
 Sth roW-Same as 9th row.
 9th roW-Same as fifth row.
 10th row-Same as 4th row.
 11th row-Same as 4th row.
 18th row-Same as 2nd row.
 18th roW-Same as 1st row and on until lace is the requhed length
Arizona republican., 1920-08-13
VOL. XXXI., NO. 10S

army and increasing tn esuffering. At one American Red Cross station. where some four thousand men are received daily, four-fifths of the ar asaRss are suffering from dysentery. ft Wa said.
Arizona republican., 1920-08-13
NEW EPIDEMIC IN POLAND

PARIS, Aug. 10.-An epidemic of dysentery has broken out in Poland ac- cording to American Red Cross res ports and is spreading. weakening ttnl
Arizona republican., 1920-08-13
USE TALCUM POWDER
 TO RESTORE FINISH

Washable kid gloves are best cleaned by putting them on the hands and washing them in lukewarm suds After
Arizona republican., 1920-08-13
TO REMOVE WRINKLES
 

TlN4W OTN OHESS Wrinkles can generally be removed from silk dress by hanging it over a bathtub filled with water hot enough to steam and then drying it where nothing will touch it.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1920-07-30
CERALVO.

Mrs. Mary Ferry. of Horse Branch,
is visiting her sister, Mrs. Ida Bar
nard.
Little Miss Nora Claron Everly, of
Rockport, spent Saturday and Sunday
with her aunt, Mrs. Emma b. Full
kerson.
Miss Hazel Brown visited relatives
at Beaver Dam last week.
Miss ANA Wood was the guest of
her aunts, Mrs. Albert Patterson and
Mrs. Lon Gentry, of Prentiss last
week.
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Elders and
little son Forest, visited Mr.. Elders
parents, Mr.. and Mrs. Morgan Elders,
of near Heflin, recently.
Mr.. Ernie Robertson, of Mclean
County, visited his sister, Mrs. ]. H..
Wood, recently.
Several from here attended the
burial of Mrs. Vince McIntire, at
Lone Star Sunday.
Little Miss Maud Leisure, of Bea-
yer Dam, is the guest of Miss Hazel
Brown.
Mr.. and Mrs. Aud Lambert, of
Horse Branch, spent from Saturday
until Monday with Mr.. Lambert
sister, Mrs. Ida Barnard.
Mr.. Raymond Rowe Pnd Miss Goe-
bel Everly, of McHenrl were in our
midst Sunday.
Miss Mary Staples, of NELSON, was
the guest of Miss Ethel Everly~sAn-
day.
Mr.. ]. o. Eyerly, of Evansville, is
visiting relatives here.
Mrs. Drusilla Barnard spent last
week with her daughter, Mis-. Maud
Maddox, of West Providence.
Mrs. r. e. Eudaley spent a few
days last week with her sister, Mrs.
Charlie Casebier, of near Central City
who is quite sick.
Two horses belonging to Mr.. Her
bert Balls, were killed by lightning
Sunday night. July IS.
Master Joseph and Kendel EVERY
are visiting relatives at McHenrY ami
ROckport.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1920-07-30

Democrats are blaming the Re-
publicans with the war being carried
on by the Russian Bolshevik, and 9th
er Reds and outlaws of Europe Had
Hughes been elected and Wilson de-
feated the war that America entered
a short time after November 1916.
would certainly have been charged
to Hughes and the Republican party,
and that too with as much rightful
excuse as the Senate is chargable
with Europe's troubles of today. The
Louisville Times says all Of the dis
order is a direct result of the parti-
san fight of the Repu blicans made on
Wilson's Versailles Peace Treaty
And we say and believe (whether rat
ification would have proven a cure or
mott. that the treaty could have and
would have been ratified If it had
not been for Wilson's stubborn stand
TO have the thing approved according
to his own selfish notions or not at
all. II any individual or individuals
in the United States bears more
blame for the unratified condition
of the Treaty than anyone else it is
solely chargable to President Wilson
and those who in partisan manner
blindly follow him and his minority
in the face of the undisputed facts
that the constitutional majority was
and is not in favor of swallowing the
Wilson mixture of Peace and League
without some dilution. The desire
for place, for power and absolute
domonation of the will of one man
over a substantial majority who see
things in a different manner, as they
have a conscience, and a right, grant
ed unto them by the constitution of
the Republic is autocracy, or we don't
know what it means. Bullying tactics
and an unrelenting purpose of Wilson
and of some who follow him in his de-
sires to fasten his will, his handivorK
II you please, upon the natlon "nen IL
has clearly and beyond the shadow of
doubt been shown that it is not
wanted by the majority, is response
BILE for an unratified peace in so far
as America is concerned. All the
talk and charges of a partisan Senate
blocking peace is mere .gush, tommy
rot, and if the day has come when a
ajority must surrender to one man
rule let's disband, crown Wilson or
Cox Emperor, or King, if it please5
hem better and say unto him or them
all power above and below is thine,
we beg of you however, forever let us
be thy serfs, for nothing higher do we
crave, or have a right to ask.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1920-07-30

Our neighbor, the Herald through
its editor pealed our pelt in the
current issue. The article infers
that we classed all who favored the
League as narrow minded, or hide
bound partisans. Now, we didn't
say any such a thing. We did say
that unconditional acceptance of the
League meant that we would be COM
PEELED to send our soldiers to Europe
to take a part in all of their turmoils,
both big and small, and that every
person except he was a hide bound
partisan would agree that uncondi-
tional acceptance meant that. We
question no mans right to be for the
Wilson League, neither do we, nor
have we at any time questioned the
sincerely of any who believe in it.
But we do object to the stand taken
by you when you decline to submit
90 the action of a Senate majority,
whom you always class as Wilson
haters, petty politicians, partisan
peace blockers and other such names,
never for once allowing that they may
be as honest as those who favor un-
conditional ratification. Your posi-
tion, in not being willing to sub
nit to a majority rule is unamerican
and does not conform to the American
ideas and ideals of good government.
with apologies to the public for
personalities) we wish to say further,
that we most assuredly appreciate the
fact that the Herald's editor thought
that we may have been unpatriotic
about draped in the Shiny garb of
treason, as he secretly investigated
us, put us to the test, but to his sur
prise and probably to. his disappoint-
ment, he found that we did display
patriotism during the war. The
Herald Editor could have gone fur.
ther (No reflection meanD and stat
ed that while the then editor of the
self-same Herald was drawing more
than $500 per day from the Federal
Government for work on the Exemp-
tiOn Board, we were handling all Of
the publicity matter for the Govern
ment, in Ohio County, barring the
first in every drive made for floating
bonds with which to secure money to
prosecute the war; and that without
remuneration, paying quite bit of
opr own expenses with private funds
and i'm addition to that every single
line Of paid advertising the Herald
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1920-07-30

ing's speech OF acceptance. But when
we come to think the matter over.
remembering that Senator Harding
and the Courier are as two crossed
sticks an Endorsement OF any consid
cradle portion of the speech was
clearly out of the question, even al
lowing 1t as being tolerably respecta-
BILE was not to be thought of in the
mind Of the Courier-Journal. While
some Of the great Democratic Dailies
class the acceptance speech as a clear
cut, master statement of his position
splendidly rendered.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1920-07-30

carried giving publicity to bond sales,
and there was page after page of it,
was solicited by us, or through
committees we appointed, who gen.
erously helped, and we collected the
money and paid the Herald personal
ly, never at any time taking line of
advertisement for our own paper
without dividing it equally with the
Herald, whose editor would, and has
investigated us to discover whether
we were a traitor to our country dur
ing the war. Argument with one who
will not come across and abide by the
will of a majority and who would like
to class you with the reasonable be-
cause you can't see fit to look at
things as he does, is and ever will be
wholly lost.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1920-07-30

Moore Saturday night, and attended
the foot washing at High View Sun
day afternoon.
Rev. Burdett filled his regular APP
pointment at Mt. Vernon, Sunday.
Rev. Norman Robertson preached
a delightful sermon at Fair View
Sunday afternoon.
Rev. w. II. Pierce has been holding
a few nights meeting at High View
this week.
Mr.. John Wright and family spent
Sunday with their son and daughter,
Mr.. and Mrs. Garlin Nelson, of Red
Hill.
Mrs. Ralph and grand children,
Henry Tucker and Catherine Bosell,
of Horton, spent Saturday night with
Mr.. and Mrs. Dee Tucker
Mr.. and Mrs. Clyde Magan, Mr.. and
Mrs. orvil Lloyd and Mr.. and Mrs. Ike
Christen were the guests of Mr.. and
Mrs. Otha Daniel Saturday and Sun
day.
Miss DANTE Wright spent Sunday
night with her sister, Mrs. Vernie
Nelson, of Red Hill.
Mr.. Jameson, of Horse Branch,
has been visiting his daughter, Mrs.
Nancy Wright, this week.
Mr., Bob Acton made a business
trip to Hartford Tuesday.
Mir. Sammie Daniel, of Tenn, is
visiting relatives at this place.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1920-07-30
STRAY STREAKS
(By Fluke McFluke.)

Harold Holbrook was in Louis
vile, some days ago, and while there
Brooksie bought himself a boss. The
first time Harold touched the afore-
said boss, he, the boss to make a
more ready acquaintance with his new
owner laid-hold of one of his arms
and before he could be shaken off
or loose, he had the wing tolerably
well bruised up.
Dock Carson purchased an auto
some time ago and he and the boys
Joseph and William. use the car to
go down 10 t1air farm and back,
Billie says dad and Joe essay to all
the driving, &C., but that they are
what one generally would call raw
amateurs. They undertook 10 crank
the car up to come home the other
day, they could do the cracking o. X,
but somehow the thing wouldn't walk
up and take hold of itself. They
tried the carburetor, the spark plugs
and everything that could be thought
Of. then they got a mule, tied It to
the car and wore him ont hauling
he tIhg around. Finally Billie ask
'e' the m something about the gaso-
l':s and when they made an exami-
nation the tank was es dry as Heg
Cas- litr.
There are a couple of cheap skates
in this town who have recently slip
ped u2 20 us and blew their breath
in our face. Between onions, garlic
and lCoze, give as the former We
never were particularly fond If the
tttr. but lately we abhor the smell
of ton another mans breath.
Some day, Albert Cox, |. d. Claire
ana that Hebrew Junk Dealer, are
going to get together and when they
do there won't be enough left Of the
fellow who strings those shodIy
beads to pay his wife to have a
burial, and should Cox 6nd the
Hebrew be hailed into count over
the matter a good square lock and
comparison one with the other
and most any jury with pity in their
hearts, would probably clear both
for anything they could possibly DO
unto the stringer of cheap beads.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1920-07-30
LIVIA, ROUTE 2

Mr.. Robert Mosley and family spent
Sunday with Mr.. and Mrs. Clifton
Hoover, of Barnetts Creek.
Mrs. Mollie Herring, of Hartford
is visiting relatives at this place.
Mr.. w. G. Ward, of Nocreek, was
in this community Sunday.
Mr.. Scobia Wigginton, OF Runscy,
is visiting his uncle, Mr.. Tilden Wig
ginton, at this place.
Mr.. T. b. Bell and wife. Mr.. and
Mrs. Walter Bell and little son, and
Mrs. Mollie Herring spent Sunday
with Mr.. and Mrs. Carl Bell.
Mr.. William Neal and family, Mr..
Nat Taylor and family and Mr.and
Mrs. Switzerland, of Masonville,
spent Sunday with Mr.. Lon Mincey
and family.
The party given at the home of Mr..
and Mrs. Willie Ridgeway Saturday
night. was well attended
Mrs. --Wilkerson, Of greensboro.
is visiting her daughter, Mrs. G. C.
Whitaker.
Mr.. and Mrs. Coleman Cundiff and
children, spent Sunday with Mr.. and
Mrs. r. r.. Cundiff.
Mrs. Jesse Clark is visiting her
daughter, Mrs. John Childress, OF
Greensboro.
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1920-07-30

In so far as it was in our power
we had perfected arrangements, and
had the promise of the delivery of
Senator Harding's speech of accept
anee in time to give it to our readers
last week, but owing to some unex-
plainable miscarriage of the Burle-
son Postal System mot due to the
local office the matter was deliver
ed to this office by the first mail re-
ceived after we had gone to press.
The speech may be found on the last
page of this issue, week overdue
but good just the same.