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Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
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CHIMPANZEE JOEY.

"My name is Chimpanzee joey" said
the ChimpanZee in the zoo.
"Why don't you say that your name
is Joey Chimpanzee?" asked another
monkey, named Ellen.
Because" said Joey, Il am a chin
panzee in the first place and in the
second place I am named joey. |
might have been named something else
besides Joey, but l couldn't have been
called anything else but chimpanzee.
"That would have been impossible.
Quite impossible"
"All things are possible" said Ellen
in cranky tone.
"Now Ellen" said Joey, "that sounds
all right, but it hasn't always got
sense to it. In this case it hasn't.
You see was born a chimpanzee and
chimpanzee 1 am. Then the keeper
wanted to give me name, so he called
me joey. Therefore L am Chimpanzee
Joey. Chimpanzee comes first"
"Oh, very WELL" said Ellen.
you see 1 couldn't be anything else
but a chimpanzee any more than a
boy could be anything else but boy.
And yet boy might have almost any
name such as John or Jack or Peter
or Bernard
81 Think" said joey, grinning, "that
you are little bit tired today. You
are what is known as grouchy. That
is you have crouch on"
81 have nothing on but what 1 al
ways wear" snapped Ellen GROSSLY.
'Just what 1 say. The rainy wealth
er has made you feel cross. It makes
many people cross, too, especially
when there is a great deal of rain with
little or no sunshine appearing for a
long time"
"What do you mean when you say
I have a crouch on?" asked Ellen.
"Well," said Joey, 'to be quite cor
rect l should say you had a crouch
I could leave out the word on with
out hurting my sentence in the least
"Who cares if you hurt the sen
tence?" asked Ellen. "rm sure
don't"
"Oh, WELL" said Joey, 81 mean, O.
course, that it wouldn't spoil tn
meaning of the sentence if I left of
the word. AS a matter of fact, groucl
isn't word that is used so very often
It's slangy word. But it mean
what you've got today"
''I've got nothing but what l alway
,, have" said Ellen.
"Ah, yes" said Joey, you're cross
And you're not always cross. You'v
got good disposition, as rule. Blu
today you have lost your good dis
, position and have taken a cross on
in its place"
"I've not lost it." said Ellen.
= "Then you have lent it to some
: one," said Joey. "And they haven't a
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
TAKEN FROM EXCHANGES

Seventy years ago Pennsylvania led
the United States in wheat production.
An extraordinary dry fog extended
over Europe and part of Asia IN 1888.
In the jewel collection Of the
duchess Of Newcastle is a wonderful
coronet with q feather eight inches
long made entirely Of diamonds.
An OK is said to have two-thirds
the strength of horse, a mule about
one-half, a man between one-tifth and
one-sixth.
The first woman certified public ac-
countant in California is Miss Bertha
L, Aldrich Of Los Angeles, who recent
ly received the G. P. A. license to prac-
tice.
Canton, China, has a population Of
about 100000, yet is so compact that
one can walk from boundary to boun-
dary in any direction in little more
than an hour.
The sizes Of birds do not always af-
feet their eggs. For instance, the
cuckoo and the jackdaw are about the
same size, yet the latter's egg Is five
or six times larger than the cuckoo's.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18

yet returned it to you'll" He grinned
at Ellen.
Yes, it was true, she was not feel
ing pleasant.
"Well," said Joey, ST feel sleepy my
self, though don't feel cross. Yes"
he added, ST feel very sleepy. 1 must
yawn."
Joey yawned but he put his hand in
front of his mouth as he had been told
it was not polite to yawn without do
ing that and he never yawned with
out putting. his hand in front of his
mouth.
He had heard of the old saying,
'when you yawn, pray turn aside and
with your hand the motion hide"
which many people have heard and
been taught to follow.
Joey never failed to do it, and you
would have laughed if you could have
seen the sleepy chimpanzee yawning
and yawning, and every time his hand
going up to hide the yawn from public
view
Even when visitors were not around
and when only the keeper and the 9TH
er monkeys were there, Joey never
forgot his manners in this way, for
he said he might forget them at some
very important time if he got out of
the habit of always remembering.
"Well," he said. "I think I'll have
a little nap, and perhaps when L
wake up will find that your good dis
position has been returned to you.
Good afternoon, pleasant nap" And
with one more yawn which sleepy
though he was. he hid from view, then
| Chimpanzee Joey snuggled up and
went sound sound asleep while he
! dreamed of bananas and peanuts quar-
reling as to which should be eaten by
| Joey first.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
A Feeling Of Security

You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
take is absolutely pure and contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such medicine is DR.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root, kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
The same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every
bottle of Swamp-Root.
It is scientifically compounded from
vegetable herbs.
It is not stimulant and is taken in
teaspoonful doses.
1t is not recommended for everything.
It is natures great helper in relieving
and overcoming kidney, liver and blad-
der troubles.
A sworn statement OF purity is with
every bottle of Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp
Root. .
If you need medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes. medium and large.
However. if you wish first to try this
great preparation send ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y, for
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
TRAINING Your Brother.

The girl who is continually nagging
her brother so that the home life is full
of pickering, and the one who spoils
him by waiting on him without asking
the reward of so much as a thank
you. are equally at fault. The man
who is kind and chivalrous to all wom-
en-, will generally tell you that he
owes much to a good mother or good
sister.-Girls' Companion.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
important LEAGUE,

First Suburbanite-We are getting
up league of nations in our suburb.
Have you heard of it?
Second Suburbanite-No, what is it.
straw vote?
First Suburbanite-No.i it's an agree
ment between those who are planning
a garden this year and those who arg
planning to keep chickens.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
What Soldier Learned.

A professor of history met one of
his class who had returned from fight
ing on the western front. and asked
him if he had learned any particular
lesson from the war.
"Yes, 1 have, professor" replied the
young man. 81 discovered that 1t is
Il great deal easier to study history
than it is to make il"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
FRECkLES
Now Il the Time to Get Rid of
These Ugly Snots.

There's no longer the slightest need Of
feeling ashamed of your freckles, as Othine
double strengths guaranteed to remove
these homely spots.
Simply get an ounce of Othine-doubIe
strength-from your druggist, and apply a
little of it night and morning and you
should that even the worst freckles
nave begun to disappear. while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. 1t is seldom
pletely clear the skin and gain beautiful
clear complexion
Be sure to ask for the double strength
othine this is sold under guarantee Of
money back If It fails to remove freckles.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
Teaching Music to the Young,

Children are now taking in the mu-
sical work in the Roman choirs as
early as seven years of age, says a
writer in the Etude in discussing the
importance of early training in music
for church purposes. They are not
merely taught in the music they are to
sing, but are given very thorough
drill in solfeggio. and, when necessary,
at the proper time in harmony and in
music in general.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18

With your fingers! You can lift on
any hard corn, soft corn. or corn be-
tween the toes, and the hard skin cal
Iuses from bottom of feet.
A tiny bottle of "Freezone" costs
little at any drug store; apply few
drops upon the corn or callous. In
stantly it stops hurting, then shortly
you lift that bothersome corn or cal
lous right off, root and all, without
one bit of pain or soreness: Trulyi
No humbug ADV.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
The Lie.

There is no vice that doth so cover
a man with shame, as to be discovered
in lie; for, as Montaigne saith: "a
liar would be brave toward God, while
he is a coward toward men; for lie
faces God, and shrinks from man.
Bacon.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
Keep Boot Buttons On.

Take a common shoe lace. make
hole in the kid of the boot large
enough to take the eye of each but
ton. Then pass the shoe lace, which
should be new and strong, through the
eyes of the buttons, fastening it at
each end with as fiat a knot as pos
sible.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
DRESSING Up.

The Groom-Your horse'1l have to
have new shoes all round, miss.
Miss Newgilt-Very well. Order
some stylish suede pumps for him and
see that they match my riding togs.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
The cuticura Toilet Trio

Having cleared your skin keep it clear
by making Cuticura your everyday
toilet preparations. The soap to cleanse
and purify, the Ointment to soothe and
heal, the Talcum to powder and per-
fume. No toilet table is complete
without them. 25c everywhere.-Adv.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
viii Bring US Stores of Good.

If we have faith, if we have pa
tience and perseverance, there is no
condition, no experience that rightly
viewed and rightly turned and used
will not bring US stores of good.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
Little Minds.

The talent of turning men into ridi-
cule, and exposing to laughter those
one converses with, is the gratif1ca-
ton of little minds and ungenerous
tempers. A young man with this cast
of mind cuts himself off from all man.
ner of improvement.-Addis
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
An Old story.

"If you spend all that money cam
paigning you can't hope TO be favor.
tie son."
'I know It," answered Senator Sor-
thun. "But as recall history, a favor
lie son never had as much genuine at
tertion as a prodigal son."
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18

minds of the un-
saved. They may
not be publicly ex-
pressed, but they
reveal the state of
the heart. There
are three of these
h i d d e n h e a r t.
thoughts revealed,
disclosing three
fatal N i S t a K e S
made by the un-
saved in their re-
lection of the Cos
pei.
SeIf-Sufficieney.
In verse 6 we
read, HE hath
said in his heart
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
Greet yriend With Smile.

Learn to greet your friends with a
smile. They carry too many frowns
in their own hearts to be bothered with
aDy of yOurS
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
Love and Be Loved,

Love, and you shall be loved. All
love is mathematically just, as much
as the two sides of an algebraic equa-
tion.-EmerSOn,
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18

a Roland for an Oliver.
Did you hear what the fat wom-
an said to the specialists"
"No; what was it,"
"He told her not to bant and she
told him not to banter"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
Coincidence.

"Are there any snakes around hereT
"No rattlers or anything that calls
for stlmulant," replied Farmer Corn
tossel. It's remarkable that since
prohibition, bout the only things we
see In that line are water snakes"
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
In the Hoanlfal.

First Doctor-We are afraid the So
ciety patient is losing his mind.
Pert Nurse-Well, keep quiet about
ii. and nobody will ever know the diff
terence
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18

Novel snow plows Of recent inven-
Jon for automobiles are carried on
,led runners In front Of the forward
Shcels
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
taroe responsibilities.

Instead of seeking easy responsible
ties, seek for strength to meet the
larger ones.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
Three Fatal
Mistakes
By REV. B. B. SUTCLIFFE
Extension Department, Moody Bible
Institute. Chicago.

TEXT.-He hath said in his heart 1
shall not be moved. God hath for
gotten. Thou wilt not require it.
Ps. 1O:6, II, 13.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18

"The automobile killed his favor
tie sport"
"That soT' What was his favorite
SPORT"
"Pitchlng horseshoes."
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
WeII-Directed Labor.

Nothing is denied to well-directed
labor; nothing is ever to be attained
without it.-Sir ]. Reynolds.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18

torpid liver prevents proper food as
kmilation. Tone up your liver with Wrig hts
Indian Vegetable Pills. They act gently
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18

Frederick Johnson Manning, in
structor in history at Yale university,
whose engagement to Miss Helen Taft,
daughter of former President Taft and
acting president of Bryn Mawr college,
mas Just been announced. The we'd
ding Is to be In July.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18

Wanted. Photoplays, Stories, Poems. We pay
on acceptance. Beginners also considered
Hand-written MSS. acceptable Unavailable
work revised by experts and sold on com
mission. Send stories. etc. to Harvard Blu
reau. 107-111 W. Berry St., Fl Wayne. Ind
Scenarios to California ofnce, Marvin Bldg
San Francisco. Enclose stamped return env
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18

Scarce Worth the Sentinel.
The virtue which requires to be ever
guarded is scarce worth the sentinel.
Goldsmith.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18

This psalm tells US something of the
inner heart-thoughtS which control the
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18

Fried Fish Shops In London.
In London there are more than 500
shops that sell nothing but fried fish.
Fulton County tribune. (Wauseon, Ohio) 1883-1925, 1920-06-18
HEALS RUNNING SORES

'T feel it my duty to write you letter
Of thanks for your wonderful Peterson's
Ointment. 1 had a running sore on my
left leg for one year. I began to use
Peterson's Ointment three weeks ago and
now it is healed."-A. C. Gilbrath 70s
Reed ST., Erie, Pa
For years 1 have been selling through
OINTMENT for 35 cents. The healing
power in this ointment is marvellous.
Eczema goes in few days. Old sores
heal up like magic; piles that other RENE
dies do not seem to even relieve are
speedily conquered Pimples and nasty
blackheads disappear in a week and tbs
distress Of chafing goes in few minutes
Mail orders filled. Peterson Ointment Co.
Inc, Buffalo. N. 7.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-15
THIRD PARTY IS
BEING PLANNED
Propose Merger Of Liberal
Organizations

CHICAGO. Juno is.--Amaigama
ton OF liberal organizations into a
third party which win place presi
Dental and vicc prcsidcnt candi
dates In the field. WIS the plan. Of
leaders here today.
A delegation Of liberals from the
committee OF ~. the labor party. the
Non-Partisan league and tho single
tar league. were expected 10 walt on
United States senator Robert NJ. La
F,olictt.. Of Wisconsin, within ths
next two weeks. and offer him the
presidential candidacy Of tho com
bined partiea
Senator Hiram johnson. until re-.
Gently considered by the committee Of
"a as it, candidate. was said to b
out Of tho running because Of his
failure 10 holt the republican, party
The committee Of ~ opens Its con
vention hero July 10. The single
tarerr and the labor party open their
tho day following Load.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-15
Lipton's Race Fleet
to Make Trials

NEW YORK. Juno ib.--sir Thomas
Lip,on's racing fleet In ON Its way
hero today for Sandy Hook. where
trials for the cup races will bc started
tomorrow. Tho fleet consists OF the
Victoria, q yacht chartered by sir
Thomas for his own use. Shamrock
~. the challenger: Shamrock. tho 81
meter trial horse. Killarney. a house
boat for the use Of tho crew. three
tugs and a flock OF motor boatA
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-15
Posters, Photos to
Show Service Work

Colorfui posters and many photo
graphs will show tho work done by
Community servics In Seattle during
the last year IN an exhibition which
opens "Wednesday nj tho Hcattie pub
Tic library and which win last until
July 1. Covering community pa
geantry. drwmstics. neishborhood
oent.rs. backyard Fairgrounds. fieid
days and the various neixhbovhood
and community.wsde activities spon
nored by Community Service. this
eIhibitbon has . varied appeal. All
are invited.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-15

Observation-Disclosures
- motorists are talking
about their tire records.
You will hear as many
varied experiences as
there are men to tell them.
Some dealers offer the
tire user an allowance to
square" the tire that
didn't come through.
But car owners are be.
ginning to look upon al
lowances as a symptom of
something wrong rather
than a remedy.
In 1908 one of the fac
tories of the United States
Rubber Company laid the
foundation for saving mill
lions of dollars annually
to car owners by building
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-15

4 a man seldom has 10 work over.
|'uee % make n fool OF himself.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-15

CINCINNATI. June rs. - william
C. Proctor. millionaire soap manu-
fac,urer and admitted contributor Of
$500. 900 to General Leonard Woods
presidential nomination campaign.
today issued a statement naying tho
odd guard and Nicholas Murray
Butler. New York. for Woods defeat
Proctor was particularly inccnscd
Mt Butler for the httcr's alleged
statement that Woods campaign
WAS backed by financial gamblers"
That statement In mAiieiously
false said Proctor. mo coutrtbu.
tons were made to General Woods
campaign besides those mentioned
In my testimony before the United
States senate investigating commit.
tee.
DIR. Butler In trying 10 square the
old guard for what they did TO
Wood
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-15
Nick Did 1t! He
Admits HePut
HardingOuer!

NEW YORK. juno Nicholas
Murray Butler OF New York did II.
Nick saved the republican party
by nominating Warren q. Harding
Nick says so himself, And gosh
How he does roast the money plutcs
who were behind Wood. You'd think
Nicholas WAS rip-roaring Ill John
sonite.
a motley group of stock gam
blers. oil and mining promoters, mu.
milton makers and other like per
sons says Butler. ''seixcd on 50
good man as General Wood and
with reckless audaeity started out To
buy for him tho presidential nomi'
nation"
HAD TO SAVE
REPUBLICAN PARTY
Wherefore. says tho republican
war-horrc. there was nothing TO do
TO save tho republican party but To
defeat the hand Of men behind him
with their bank Arcounts"
Butler gocs on To say that II was
the chief task Of tho convention to
prevent tho sale of presidential
nominations at auction 10 the high
est bidder that the New York delc-
gates pledged to Butler were tho
chief factor In stopping tho linden
burg drive TO overwhclm tho con.
vention by tho power Of unlimited
money and that New York. mean
ing Butler himself. had to become
fhe Reiriufr az the uar
Butler therefore sent word to the
New York delegation. no declared In
a statement 10 tho public. TO keep
increasing their votes for iowdon on
the first ballots. and finally the
Harding nomination was assured by
New York's xtvink him S. sotcs on
the ninth ballot
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-15
Ask Decision in
Wooden Indictment

NEW YORK. June ib.--t'oliowing
quashing Of an indictment under this
Lever act against the American
WOODEN company. and william NJ.
Wood. president. q writ Of error was
today asked by tho government OF
Federal Judge Mack.
This move on the part OF tho gov
crnment win bring the question m Ia
what constitutes wearing apparel
and manufacturers OF cloth to the
supreme court
A decision was expected In October
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The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-15
Oakland Teamsters
Are Out on Strike

OAKLAND. Cal. June ib,--De-
livery ssrvioc In tho East hay dis.
triet WINS lied up today with tho
strike Of $50 tessnsters.
Tho strikers demand an increase Of
81 per- day In wages. This has been
refused by the Draymsn's association.
according 70 n. w. carter. union buss.
ness agent. who issued tbs strike call.
ers Of the three parties arr expected
10 meet on the evening Of July II
TO consider joining forces.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-15
Haywood Appeal
IL Again DELAYED

CHICAGO. Juno 1.-THE appeal Of
Zig Biii" Haywood and other con
viotcd I. w. w. for relief from their
penitentiary sentences. was set over
today. The illness OF Appellate Judge
Baker was the cause.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-06-15

No railroad carrier shall deliver
freight until all charges are paid ex.
cept under such rules ~ the Inter.
state Commerce commission may die.
tate. says q statrment received today
by the transportation bureau Of the
state cpmmerce ruling becomes e.
fective July 1. An opportunity to pay
freight bills by mall when that 10 nee
essAry II 10 be gwen.