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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22

THERE is reason for everything
i under the sun, ana a wherefore"
for every "rhy''-eren fer a mans
choice % g wife.
For in every mans life there be two
kiuds Of women
The Kind which he ought TO marry.
Wisheth 70 marry and i1tendeth 70
narrg-and the kind which he DOTH
NARY
Vow, behold. there dweIt or the
Upper nesr side, 6 Young Bachelor.
And j. came 60 pass that on a
niElt when the clouds were thick and
the wind was muggy, and the stars
we're covered with mist. he sailed
forth iu search Of adventure.
And IL so happened that on that
evening his dinner had been bad and
he had eaten too heartily thereof,
and his food lay heavy upon his soul
Likewise, he had toiled all day in
the marketplace and his spirit was
a-WearT.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22
About broadway Plays And Players

yer. the Randall Sisters, Edith Rock.
Marguerite Daniels and Tom Bryan
Another opening set for December
"a is the new Passing SHOW OF 1899. %
which VIII so into the Winter Car
clpals, headed by Eugene and willie
Howard, Marie Dressler and Harry
Watson Others are Tot Qualtars,
Janet Adair, Zambounf and O'Haulon.
Mellette Sisters. CorteZ and Peggy,
Dolly Hackett. Cleveland Bronner,
sammy White, Frank Ridge, Grace
and Berkes, Stone and HaTes, Ingrid
Solfeng, Emily Miles. Irving O'Hay
Ina Hayward, Nay DcrereuE- Francis
Aahoney, Grace Keeshou, 1Iels and
Miles, Juliet Strahl. Mildred lie way.
Jeanette Dietrich, Harry Banuister.
Anthony Tockin. Bob Gilbert ard
". H PrinEle.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22
Poor Feet!

London, November H. 1920.
[ VVTHEN I wrote the words poor
w feet at the head Of this article,
think I did it with sense
I Of pity for the thousands Of abused
I feet that I have seen. When I was
at home 7 know that was always
lecturing my readers about the care
I Of the feet. and the wearing OF proper
I shoes over here they abuse the feet
/ even more than we do
in France, Of course, they wear
heels which are utterly ridiculous.
The heel Is not only much too high
but So is set SO that the heel Of the
foot rests upon slope which has an
angle Of almost Is degrees. This
throws the entire weight OF the body
down upon the delicate bones OF the
lower merarsal arch and not only
that but on the very toes themselves,
since the FrenchWoman delights in
short vamp shoes The high heel in
itself would not be quite SO bad IL it
were so arranged inside the shoe that
the Womau's heel had a flat place TO
rest upon, but French shoemakers
have never considered that vital de-
In London the French fashion for
fancy slippers has greatly Influenced
the styles, but the EnglishWoman as
a general thing wiz not tolerate ex-
tremes fin any fashion Most English
evening slippers have q round toe and
q fairly straight inner last with Gu
ban heel or a moderate French heel.
This is @ very healthy style 70 wear,
and would like very much 70 buy
several pairs Of these comfortable ev-
ening slippers FOR myself. but unfor-
tunately, even with the recent break
in prices, they are very expensive and
they are not as wen made as our
American shoes If only our own ex-
pert shoe people would bring out the
round toe and a moderate heel, our
own dancing slippers al home would
be ideal
French doctors make fortunes treat
ing the feet Of the E'reuchWomen who
have tried to trOt about in shoes that
made them defy every law OF sanity
or health They tell me that Eglish-
women suffer a great deal from foot
trouble. also. the result possibly Of
shoes that are not wen made In the
cheap shoes the footwear Is quite
dreadful and must be extremely un-
comfortable to Wear-it IS certainly
very ugly 70 look at,
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22

The members OF the Advertising
club OF New York gave a show the
other night, and since that time have
been Dragging about the talent that
developed Naming Wakefield and
grand. Tie club may stage the en-
tertainment at the hotel waldorf for
one performances soon, Just 70 show
the regular theatrical producers
what's What
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22

as official Christmas shopper for the
performers az the HippodrOme-
ANNA philips has been engaged
tor 'Blue Eyes opening in Atlantic
City December 81.
william BaIfour has Joined the cast
OF when We are Young" Frank
Monroe has gone 70 Three Live
Ghosts"
Margaret Sumner has been engaged
to uneerstudy the feminine roles IN
ROLES Wild Cat"
Jessica Brown has been added 20
the cast OF The Century Midnight
Revue at the Century Promenade
Raymond Hitchcock, who goes on
tour IN "Hitchy-Koo" next week, is
warning his audiences not to let the
blue lawyers get en-
Alice DeITsil keeps = large safe
in her dressing room AZ the Cen
traI TO protect her Jewels while
she s. on the stage
Florence Reed viii play IN rIhe
Mirage" for the Tooth time at the
Times Square theater tonight.
Every member OF the spanish
Love" company, at Maxine Elliott's
theaters works Tor the movies after
Moons.
]. X Emmett. son OF Fritz, has
vaudeville playlet at Loew's Ameri-
can theater. 1t is called The Test,
"a game OF hearts has Waged In
Fred stones dressing room at the
Globe ever since Tip Top opened
there
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22

AS the last saturday in this month
IS Christmas day. your carrier viii
call Thursday and Friday and collect
SOC for the last half Of December.
Please remember that these boys at
tend school, and Il win be appreciated
m Herald subscribers are prepared TO
settle with them.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22

Bert Levy. the trick cartoonist. told
a story Of a little boy who lives near
him IN Brooklyn last night. The lad
went 70 Sunday school recently and
the teacher spoke OF the Creator To
impress the word deeply on their
minds she wrote It on a blackboard
In the class room used By the little
people. as follows;
CREATOR"
There now, children" she said
who can ten me who lie isE'
The small boy who lives near the
Lerys put up his hand and was per-
mitLed 20 answer
Hes the leader OF a Eyetalian
band" said the lad.
GOSSIP.
Helen Freeman has been employed
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22

George AIDE and Irwin Cobb went TO
the LITTLE thsater TO see Frank
Craven Ia The First Tear one night
recently. Both had to stand as an
the seats were sold. Later Mr.. AIDE
said to 1Lr. Craven.
Frank. getting IN to see your
show Is harder than being presented
al court
sTss," 1Ir. Cobb added. you simply
can't buy tickets at aIi-T0u have to
inherit them"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22

A society bud and her escort were
seated in a theater which is housing
man was led in.
why. there's a blind man. said
the escort How can he enjoy 8
playl7
"He can hear the players voices.r
replied the girl, and then, he's prob
ably read the book
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22

Be satisfied friend, with your lots
Ihis envy doesn't pay
Oh there are things Tou haven't got
That Others owns but say
Suppose TOu had them-au these
thiuEss
Nine chances out Of ten
Your wishing wouldn't take to wings,
You'd cuTef others then
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22

A lady named Helen Mae BInEs
said, aPoohi / don't care for
these kings.
They SIT on n throne,
And their heads are pure hone,
Oh, amt they the awful old
thinEHl'
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22

the Right Woman. when ne findeth
neri but the woman who happeneth
to find bin when he Is in the RIGHT
acknowledgement 1929 by the
Wheeler Syndicate. Inc
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22

MOOD; marriage a matter Of chance
a wife, a matter OF sheer speculation;
and disappointment, a matter Of
counsel
verify, verify a man wsddsth not
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22

FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE
What is the largest room in the
world2"
II dunnoW
Room for Improvement"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22

Topsy-AslS your physician 70 touch
the warts with caustic. This viii
make them disappear and is not pain
fuL
Jane Doe-Send a letter with a self
addressed, stamped envelope enclosed
for detailed directions on the care Of
the hair and the formula OF a hair
tonic Your hair needs stimulation
and good care
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22

IN announces that the next attrac-
ton 10 play the Lyric theater
wiz be Nora Bayes In her new mu-
steal production, "Her Family Tree"
N the support Of Miss Bayes VIII be
julius Tanner, Al Roberts, Frank
Morgan. Florence Morrison, Una
Fleming, Thelma Carlton. Arthur
GordonL jerome Bruner, Donald Saw
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-12-22

A THOUGHT FOR TODAY.
Tell the average girl she's beauti-
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1920-10-15
Mrs. Amelia (Coto) Gaunya

Mrs Amelia (CotoD Gaunya of Mid
dlebury died at the Fanny Allen hos
pital last Sunday evening after an ill
ness of more than two years With
her at the time of her death were her
daughter Mrs. Dora Foote and Mrs.
A. c. Taber. The body was brought
to Nergennes that same evening to
the home of her nephew Russell Gaun-
va. The funeral was held Wednesday
morning at nine o'clock at St. Peters
church where the pastor, Rev. L. A.
Vezina, celebrated high mass of re-
QUEEN. Burial took place in the
Catholic cemetery. The bearers were
A. c. Taber of Mddlebury, William
Gaunya of Underhill, VT, Frank Fuller
of Boston. Mass, Russell Gaunya,
Joseph Rarrows and Albert Larrow Of
Vergennes Those from out of town
to attend the funeral were Mrs. A. c.
Taber, Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Corvin,
Mrs James Condor, and Mrs William
Tyrel of Middlebury, Mrs Lewis
Gaunya of Burlington, Mr.. and Mrs.
Joseph St Clair and MIR. and Mrs.
William St Clair of Addison, Edrick
Boudette and Mrs. Adell Fuller.
Mrs Gaunva was born in Malone,
y. Y, July Il. 1858 and came to Yer
gennes when a child On October 6,
1915 she became the wife of Alfred
Gaunya who died June s, 1910 She
had been in poor health for tire past
two and one-half years and on Septem-
Der 2S was removed from the home Of
her daughter to the Fanny Allen hos
pital in Burlington. Her condition
gradually became worse and on Sun
day, October 10, at $50 in the evening
she died She is survived by a son
Lewis OF Worcester, Mass, ard Mrs.
Dora Foote Of Middlebury.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1920-10-15
SOME ACCIDENTS AND A FIRE

Mrs Rolla Hallock was badly shaken
up and bruised in a collision OF the
team she was driving and a bort auto
mobile owned and driven by George
Chapman of Rutland. The accident
happened, near the Gideon Abbey farm
on Case street last Saturday afternoon.
The front wheels of both the motor car
and wagon interlocked. Mrs Hallock
and her two children who were with
her were thrown to the ground but she
alone suffered injury. The wheel OF
the team was completely demolished
and the automobiles steering gear and
front axle were damaged.
Wilbur Smith. son of Mr.. and Mrs.
Alva Smith suffered the fracture of his
collar bone in a football scrimmage
last Friday. Some larger boys had en-
tered the game and tackled young
Smith, injuring him.
Mrs Gilbert LaFarrier OF East Mid
dlebury broke her left ankle last Sat
urday afternoon when she tripped in
an uneven spot in the yard at her
home.
Mrs. Dennis P. Cloyes played the
garden hose upon a small fire in the
summer kitchen at her home on Court
street and unasssted put out the
blaze A defective oil stove was the
cause of the fire. The loss was not
more than SIS.
Street Commissioner James Nc
Ghnchey and John KenwOrthy, la
borer. figured in a head on collision
with large Packard touring car on
Chipman Hill last Sunday morning
Mr.. McGlinohey was thrown from
the wheel of his Ford and though he
twisted his neck in the fall he was able
to resume his duties the following day.
His car was wrecked. with only little
damage to the twin-six. Mr.. Ken
worthy was not injured.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1920-10-15
WORLDS GREATEST
IN COLLEGE COURSE
Community Invited to Superior
Entertainment Series

Never before had the people of Addi-
son County such an opportunity to
hear some of the greatest living artists
in the musical domain as will be theirs
during the coming winter. The Trus-
tees Of Middlebury College in a wholly
philanthropic spirit have contracted
for a series of concerts destined to
benefit the community in general as
well as the students and faculty. By
the purchase of season tickets the ex-
pense can be so minimized as to bring
the cost of the entire course within a
nominal charge for even one of the
series if attended in the large cities.
On November the New York Phil
harmonic Orchestra, the oldest and
one of the most famous of the sym
phony organizations in the Unitel
States, will inaugurate the course in
Mead Memorial chapel Seventy pieces
will be brought to Middlebury.
The famous American pianists, Guy
Maier and Lee Pattison will interpret
on two pianos the immortal compost
tions of the masters The New York
Herald characterized their recital of
last Wednesday in Aeolian Hall, New
York, as "wizardry", in which they
"displayed all the finest qualities of
their excellent art" In describing their
handling of a particularly difficult
piece (Which offered many opportuni-
ties for failure of the perfect ensemble
of these two artists" the same critic
said "The fact that in none of their
digital flights or leaps did they come
to grief seemed to satisfy the listeners
that these indeed were wizards of the
keyboard j" They will come here on
December |.
A month later, January II, Reinald
Werrenrath, one of the leading bari
tones of America, will give a recital His
successes with the Metropolitan Opera
Company have stamped him as one of
I the leading singers of the world He
has but lately returned to the United
States after an extensive recital tour
in Europe.
The Flonzaley Quartet, undoubtedly
among the leaders in quartet stringed
music the world over will close the
musical courses on February %.
On December Is the noted humorist
Stephen Leacock, lecturer and writer,
and head of the Department of Eco
nomics in .dcGill University, will show
cause why his title of "The Canadian
Mark Twain" should be continued His
reputation mas been earned by more
than a decade of leadership among hui
morists and satirists.
The series of entertainments has not
been contracted for by the College
administration in the expectation of
even realizing nearly the expense Of
bringing such an array of artistic talent
to Middlebury AS an educational cen
ter the college has role of leader in
such lines to follow. Its recognition of
such a responsibility is mirrored in the
present musical course. The sale OF
tickets will be unrestricted Students
and faculty have no particular privi-
lege in seat purchasing over the towns
people.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1920-10-15
POLICEMAN FOILS
BURGLARS ATTEMPT
Officer Shaw ROutS Two at Middle
bury Supply Store

Police vigilance spoiled the little plot
of two burglars to take their pick
from the Middlebury Supply Store in
the wee hours of last Sunday morning.
The would be thieves got no farther
with their work than the cutting Of
The wire screen and the raising OF
the window in the rear of the store.
They made good their escape when
Night Officer Charles J Shaw appear
ed on the scene in his regular midnight
beat and discovered the ladder against
the window, not however without a
blazing farewell of gunfire from the
officer which forced them tc jump
over the steep and rocky emhankment
in the rear of. the building, at no small
risk of broken bones As far as could
be learned nothing had been removed
IRON the store.
At eleven O'Clock Saturday night
Officer Shaw had made his regular
round of the business district, finish
ing with the Lazarowtz Block not
long before midnight. 1t IS thought
that the thieves had waited for him
to visit the rear of the Middlebury
Supply store, which is located in that
building, before they commenced their
operations. As it was, Mr. Shaw re-
turned sooner than they had expected
1t is his custom to follow IN particular
method in his hourly inspection i'll or
der to foil attempts such as that OF
Sunday morning BY making his
route irregularly it is impossible TO
relv upon his non-appearance. Ihis
lesson the two perpetrators OF the
last attempt learned almost to their
fatal personal injury.
Officer Shaw had en'ered the open
area in the rear of the Main street
buildings through Calvi Brothers Gel
lar at about 1920 A, M. When he
reached the Lazarowitz Block lie no
ticed the ladder against the window.
While the screen mad been cut and
the window was open no light could
be discerned in the interior ol the
store. The screen had been pulled into
Dlace in such a manner as to lead
the policeman to think that the hob
bers were in the store and had camou-
Aagcd their forcible entrance by trying
to replace the cut screen. He TOOK
a position at the corner of the build
jnr where he could observe without
being seen. His vigil had lasted sew
eral minutes when he thought to en-
list the aid of the proprietor. Creep
ing along the side of the building he
noiselessly made his way to Nam
street again. There he met Earl
Gorham whom he requested 20 tele-
phone Mr.. Lazarowitz and ask him to
enter the store by the main door aid
thus frighten the robbers into a hasty
exit in the rear. Shaw then returned
CONTINUED on page tourl
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1920-10-15
Betsey ButtIeS Tea House

Columbus was man, no doubt,
Of noble aspirations
But must have felt lack about
His regular daily ratlons
He never drank cup of tea
And what was still more awful
He never tried our cake, did he,
Nor ate a Tea House waffle.
Now you perceive you're luckler far
For without his marvellous lunches
You've only to travel to where we are
To discover the worlds best lunches.
Special Wafflcs and Coffee
Wednesdays and Saturdays
4::30 to $50
SOC
81
~ Just a little different
Tel. 103 81 Main St.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1920-10-15
B. G. TURN TOPSY-TURVY
AND VOTE FOR FIRST AID
Regular Weekly Meeting Featured by
Impromptu Vaudeville

The Business Girls of Middlebury
held a well attended Topsy-turvy
meeting in their rooms in the Battell
Block Wednesday evening. The hos
tesses were the Misses Pearl Farnham
and Marion Carr The feature of the
program was a general inversion of
things parliamentary and conventional,
in fact precedence was forgotten and
the girls got all mixed up in their
habiliments, names, temperaments and
everything else that 'made them what
lhey used to be but endeavored not to
be for the occasion The room had
been tastily decorated, the color of
which was augmented by the variety
of the costuming. Games and minor
physical contests were enjoyed, follow
ed by refreshments. Then for a mo-
ment the girls got serious and voted
to take course in First Aid Nursing,
beginning with the meeting next We'd
nesday
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1920-10-15
OUR COUNTY FARMER
BEST IN COUNTRY
Has Met None Better, Says Fedora
ton Expert
The third of series of articles deal
ing with agricultural problems.

The third of series of articles deal
ing with agricultural problems.
The Farm Bureau campaign for life
membership on the basis of $40 an
nual fee grows more successful each
week. The Vermont farmers have
demonstrated that they are awake to
their own interests and fully abreast
of the times by taking hold of the
membership campaign and making it
their own MANY have teIephoned
the farm bureau office and offered their
help while others come personally to
the Office and sign the new member
ship blanks
One feature of the campaign that
the farmers like is the fact that the
membership is confined strictly to
farmers. AS the solicitors proceed
from town to town the lists of those
who have already signed are scanned
eagerly by the farmers and the ques-
ton is frequently asked whether the
membership is being confined to farm
ers. Farmers are not opposed to or
ganization in other industries, but they
do want their own organization left in
their own hands.
In classifying the population Of the
country in the present census the
United States government classities all
persons who live in cities and villages
under 2500 as rural population. Still
the farmer for the purpose of his or
ganization is not willing to accept this
Gictum However, there is a good
point in the governments rule, and
that is that people who live in such
cities and villages are dependent gen
orally on agriculture for their live
lihood, whether merchants, bankers or
professional people, and should mani
fest a deep interest in the success of
agriculture Every business man
could well afford to urge his farmer
patrons to Join the farm bureau.
That the women are as deeply in
terested in the campaign as the men
is another fact that has been discover
ed. In large number of instances the
farmer has consulted his wife on the
mater, which he can"well afford to do,
and in all but one of the cases that
have been brought to Our attention,
the wife urged her husband to join.
Tie women know the hard cOndi-
tion5 of farm NE and share them
Continued on page FOUR
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1920-10-15
3RD MASONIC DISTRICT
TO MEET IN MIDDLEBURY
Program Includes Conferring of Mas
ter Degree

The annual meeting Of the Third
Masonic District will be held with
Union Lodge, No ,, in the Masonic
Hall at Middlebury Monday, October
Is, at 3.30 in the afternoon The pro
gram will be opened by Union Lodge
No 3, Perley c. Voter, w. M Libanus
Lodge No. AZ of Bristol. T K Burn
ham, w. NJ, will confer the first sec
tion of the Master Mason Degree.
Grand Lecturer Edwin F. Greene will
review the work, and conduct the
school of Instruction. The Lodge will
he called from Labor to Refreshments
until 500 p m. when the reception to
the Grand Lodge Officers will take
place. The secoAG section of the Mas
ter Mason Degree will be conferred by
Independence Lodge No. 10 Of Orwell,
Lucius B. Needham, w. NJ. The
Grand Lecturer will again review the
work. After the addresses by the
Grand Lodge Officers the program will
be concluded in form. he Lodges
composing the Districts are Dorchester
Lodge, No. 1, Vergennes; Union
Lodge, No 2, Middlebury; Morning
Sun Lodge, No ;, Bridport; Indepen-
dence Lodge No 10. Orwell Libanus
Lodge, No. AZ, Bristol; Simonds Lodge,
No. 49, Shoreham.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1920-10-15
WORKMEN INTERRUPT
CENTURY OLD TRADITION
Auctions on Main Street Bridge Must
be Discontinued for the Present

The last auction on the old wooden
bridge has been held. With last Mon
day's sale has come an interruption
in the century old tradition Of there
bargaining with ones neighbors in su-
per1uous household effects and farm
implements. The wooden structure will
soon be razed to make way ter a
more modern and serviceable substl-
tute of reinforced concrete. Whether or
not the new structure will regain the
prestige of its predecessor and be the
site of the continuance of the tradl-
ton cannot be said. Milo K Moore,
veteran Of 400 auctions, thinks that
folks will bring their surplus property
to the center of the town for buyers
no matter what the bridge is built of,
while some think that the custom has
received a set back once for all.
On last Monday the old Sears-Roe-
buck automobile, the first to be
brought into Middlebury, formerly
owned by "Abe" Foote, nominee for
Lieutenant-g governor, was offered for
sale by Chester Coolidge, dealer extra
ordinary in antiques of machinery. In
spite of its historical worth as a curio,
in spite of its praises sung by the auc-
tioneer and whispered about by its
present owner, the old buggy could
not start more than $500 worth of
interest. Such a poor offer the owner
disdained and the old "horseless Shay"
was drawn back to its barn. MI
Coolidge thinks to make mlk-trail-
er out of it by dismanthng the engine,
He himself had paid something in the
neighboorhood of $40O plus some ex.
pert time on the repair of watch Of
the genial nominee from Cornwall.