The Press., 1920-05-20
Naturally, we wouldn't take our chauf-

Naturally, we wouldn't take our chauf- feur on boat cruise-and June is just crazy about the water. Perhaps she'll fall in love with Charlie and forget all about Jim, once she's away from him."
 June returned late in the afternoon with no evidence of having eloped and fell unsuspectingly into the trap that had been laid for her, and two days later MT. and Mrs. Willie Weatherby and daughter, and Mr. and Mrs. Saxton Sparkwell and nephew set sail on the yacht Clover Leaf for a two weeks cruise on the Atlantic. In order to prevent June from fathoming their de- signs, her parents had kept from her the fact that Charlie Sparkwell would be one of the party.
 June and Charlie seemed to get along swimmingly, much to the qualification of the four more elderly members of the party, who, while the young couple strolled the deck in the evenings, played bridge and seven-up and dis cussed the future happiness of their respective daughter and nephew.
 One evening Willie Weatherby com plained of being out of sorts and re- mained in his room while his wife and the Sparkwells partook of amusement according to Hoyle. In the midst of their game, however, MT. Willie breezed in on them, his lank form fair ly quivering with excitement and sat isfaction.
 Come quick-all of you-to my room," he whispered as though fear ing the walls might develop ears. "June and Charlie evidently forgot whero they were and they're seated outside my window-and they're mak- ing love. It may seem live eavesdrop- ping. but you've just got to hear it.. It'll do you all good-like it did me-"
 Swallowing their compunctions, if they had any, the four conspirators hurried into the room in question, ar irving just in time to hear Charlie say {:
 "One thing is certain; our folks won't have any objections"
 Projections !" laughed June. Rather not. They've wanted us to get mar ried for the longest time, although my folks never dared to come right out and ask me. They know I have ideas of my OWn."
 "The same with me-" said Charlie "Uncle and aunt never did anything more than drop hints about how nice a girl you were. They even kept it from me that you would be on this cruise, although. of course, I know about it already, from your telling me, the same way you knew I would be in the party"
 There was silence outside for few moments, during which MT. Willie Weatherby looked at Mrs. Weatherby somewhat sheepishly, and MT. Saxton Sparkwell looked at Mrs. Sparkwell in much the same manner, and all smiled rather sickly.
 "Its been lots of fun, anyhow" sighed June, this falling in love of our own free will-without being told to. And isn't it fine for the folks to ar- range a honeymoon for us?"
 The conspirators listened with bated breath.
 "Yes," agreed Charlie, "this Is reg ular honeymoon. Here the folks invite us on cruise to get acquainted, and we've been married three days already. By the way, how did your chauffeur come out with his love affair.""
 June laughed.
 "Oh. he followed my advice and made up, and pretty soon the little black-eyed girl in the tinware depart ment of the five and ten will become his wife. He was terribly worried that day he drove me down to meet yo,l-so we could get married but | told him how to fix it, and he did it.. In order to sOothe him told him something about my own affair with you. and it was great fun confiding in the chauffeur, for we were both in love, you know"