davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Butte daily bulletin. [volume] (Butte, Mont.) 1918-1921, 1920-09-13
AR[(-hnAD FRENCH IMPERIAL lists IN THE SADDLE
trial OF Men ACCUSED OF
KILLING GUN-mEN POSTPONED

ana the principal of me Matcwan
high school, who Disappeared after
the shooting.
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Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
Numerals Came From eu,o,.

That the system of numerals we
use and know as Arabic" had its
birth in the ingenious mind Of some
ancient Hindu philosopher has been
accepted as fact 30 long that 10 dis
pute Il Is to question cherished ira.
dition. Yet a profound student Of Asia
Minor and the intellectual character
lst.cs OF its various races makes the
definite assertion that the Indo-Arnbi.
ans obtained the symbols with which
they are credited only at third hand
end attributes their origin 70 the Eu-
ropean continent From this source
the Perslans adopted them. and later
they were introduced by natural diff
fusion into India and Arabia. Nor did
the numerals evolve from alphabetical
characters. as supposed but were de-
signed for their purpose. The inves-
tigator's report at least opens the sub
fect 10 new debate. II II does not Who'll
IL dispose Of it.-Populsr Mechanics
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07

rest of our plan was this: Billy was TO
''sneak it" upstairs and get into the
tlat: was then to put on my wraps.
go down In the elevator. telling George
] was going out for the evening-so
he'd report IL 10 monsieur; wait in
the lower hall for a mythical automo.
bile till George went up with the car.
and then creep up the stairs.
This time tomorrow night IN pre-
sent you with nice 'mossOo' in hand
cuffs" affirmed Billy confidently.
Suppose he doesn't come? Or sup
pose he murders me tOnightT
"Oh. the guns :" He snatched up
his overcoat and dived into the pocket,
He laid two revolvers ON the table
saying cheerfully: HE will come and
he won't murder you-not If you keep
your wits about you. They're loaded.
He slipped the coat ON. He was go
iDg-in high feather; but my heart
sank at the prospect Of another night
and that man lurking in the house.
Keep q stiff upper lip-heroine Of
the greatest diamond robbery of the
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
Flour a Dollar a Pound.

Food prices az present seem high.
but they are nothing compared with
prices in Alaska during the gold fever.
A book recently reviewed in our col
umns. says that at Dawson 10 1893
sugar was seventy-five dollars sack,
flour dollar a pound, eggs dollar
and half each. But the money came
ms easily as Il went. A man who was
low In funds happened to get paper
with news about the Spanish.Amer.
lean war ut time when no news.
papers had been received for several
weeks. He read few choice items to
u crowd about the post office and then
announced that he would read the
rest In hall near by at one dollar
d head for admission. Five hundred
men crowded la.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07

century," he bantered. "I'll he here
at six tomorrow" He picked up his
hat
"Oh, I'm all right" returned non.
chalantly. feeling suddenly knock
kneed yet determined I'd not let Billy
suspect II.
rang for the elevator. and while
the car was rumbling up Billy gllded
away In the darkness of the stairs
back Of 1t. He must have reached only
the first turn when heard him ex-
claim, "Ohl Excuse mel never saw
youl"
Followed the word, Pardon :" and
| recognized mOnsleur's voice!
had the presence Of mind TO stifie
my curiosity and slip back into my
fiat, nolselessly shutting the door. Was
he merely coming TO lock me in. o.
had he been listening? My forebOd-
ings every moment increased. for up
to one O'Clock when | went 10 bed
he had failed 10 lock me In.
(To BE CONTINUEDl
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
ReVenaefui.

The storm was over, the sun sh0ne
brightly and a beautiful rainbow ap-
peared IN the sky. Six-year.old D.
car asked his mother to explain ,ln
origin of the rainbow. and mother told
him how the earth was first destroyed
by n food and that God sent forth
the beautiful rainbow to assure peo-
pie the rain was over. hut that the
earth would be destroyed by fire the
next time.
Oscar asked. "Will everybody burn
upY"
yes. SON." was the reply.
"Will our backyard be burned up?"
yes, everything IN the world.
"Oh. goody, g0ody; then my school
teacher will burn mp. too"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
A Hard Worker.

you have great faith In your cob
gresham" Seems 10 me Ike It's jus
titled" said Mr. Cobbles. Anybody
that's as reglar about sendin' me free
seeds an all the latest crop reports.
not 10 mention full details about them
cave dwellers that used TO live ont
West. with stacks Of pamphlets tellln'
me how to fight tn boil weeyIl an tn
skeeter. is on the Job even II he amt
no statesman. Birmingham Age
Herald.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07

the villain. He may be listening at
the front door-but he'll hear nothing
while she operates"
Billy f0rked lot Of chicken onto
my plate and commanded me TO 90 Ia
It. and grabbed a roll out Of his box
and said
BILLY he tried TO murder me"
Her
THAT mamie was waiting for me
wisl a dagger that night-IOok here
I Jumped up and got the dagger from
my penhoIder tray-"he dropped IL on
the floor
Gee whiz, he cried. taking the dag
ger from me; and then he demanded.
"WhoTv
THAT man-De Ravenol"
DE Rayenolg-you mean that man
in Paris who wanted you 10 bring the
pretty daughter over with you and
yeH woudn3F
YES that's the one. he was a dia-
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
Skilled in Confectionery.

The Chinese are very sklIlful In
making confectionery. They are able
10 empty an orange Of its pulp en-
nreiy and then Oh II up with lrrlt
Jelly without one being able to find
the smallest cut IL the rind or even
tiny hole. Indeed. they even empty
an egg In this manner and hll 1t with
sort OF almond nougat without one
being able 10 ind the slightest break
or lncislon in the shell.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
PUSSY Had Qualifications.

There was company for dinner Baby
wanted To sit with the guests. His
father said: mo, when you have
whiskers. my lad. you can eat AT the
rable with the company" So he gave
the baby bowl of crackers and milk,
and baby sat on the floor and started
10 enjoy himself. when the cat came
along and started to help herself to
baby's milk. Baby pushed the cat TO
one side. saying Indignantly: Go and
eat with the guests; you've got whis-
kers. Exchange.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
An Expert Witness.

you swear that this man is no
chicken stealer." demanded the Judge.
"Yessur." replied Rastus Rashley.
"Da's whut All said. sub"
what do YOU know about the facts
in this case?"
"Ah ism s'posed TO know muffin
bout de Jacks in de case, sub. All
is an expert witness fob de defense"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07

Cheerful obedience ls real tonic
to the spirits Of all the company
Small souls are easily defeated; small
souls living for self are unable to
think first Of the good Of the crowd
and early add the tiresOme burden Of
their complaint, the one who has not
the ability to turn the inevitable an
nayances Of the mountain trip into
jullity has no place In a party OF
BY Robert s. Carroll.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
His intention.

81 was eIghty-tnree year. of age
this ere last fall" admitted old Emory
Omps. IL have never accomplished
anything OF special importance during
my somewhat extended career have
tried my hand nj most everything, one
time and another, and fallen down
more or less fiat at nearly all OF It.
And now, having been practically a
false alarm and total failure all
these years, I MN going TO live on my
son-in-law. and divide my time about
equally betwixt criticizing the way ev-
erything is done nowadays and telling
the rising generation how TO make
overwhelming successes Of their lives"
KANSAS City Star.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
Cant Cut Off Ny Leg"
Says Railroad Engineer

Il am a railroad engineer about - years
ago my leg was seriously injured 50 an
accident out West. q pom my refusing &c
allow the doctor to amputate IL l was
told il would ne impossible to heal the
wound / have tried all kinds OF saiTes
and had many doctors IN the past .
years but TO no avail Finally ! resolves
10 use PETERSON'S OINTMENT Oh ms
ieg You cannot imagine my astnnsh-
ment when | found il was doing wiai
over lOa things had failed to do. Ny ies
l. now completely cured Gus ftsuLt ~
Myrtle avenue brooklyn. N 2 Great
Tor piles. eczema old sores ard all skir
dtsesses & cents. Mail orders NJ ed
Peterson Ointment Co Inc. Buffalo. y
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
The Natural Law.

do you know figures give over a
thousand fires In New York every year
as the result of throwing away lighted
cigars and cigarettesT'
well, you know, where there is
so much smoke there must be some
fire."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
Innor,hn, 70 Aao,hara
His Eccentrleity.

"a seif-mude man, is he notT'
Yes" replied old Gamt n. Grimm,
"and the most remarkable one have
ever known. Positively, he does not
seem TO be In the slightest degree
proud OF his bad Planners kansas
City Star.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
HURRY! YOUR HAIR
NEEDS "OANDERlNE''
Get rid Of every bit Of that ugly
dandruff and stop fall
inu hair

. To stop falling hair at once and rid
the scalp of every particle of dandruff,
get a small bottle of "Danderine" at
any drug or toilet counter for a few
cents, pour a little in your hand and
rub well into the scalp. After several
applications all dandruff usually goes
and hair stops coming out. Every hair
In your head soon shows new life, vigor,
brightness, thickness and more color.
ADV.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
PE-RU-NA
Made Me a Well Man

Mr.. Louis Young. 1862
Clifford ST., Rochester, N.
T., writes:
Il suffered for thirty years
with chronic bowel trouble. stom-
ach trouble and hemOrrhages of
the bowels.
We bought a bottle of Peruna
and / took IL faithfully, and
began to feel better.
My wife persuaded me to con-
tinue, and / took IL for some
time as directed. New ] ann .
well Aaan."
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
TskIno the Joy out Of Life

There's a new baby at Green's
house"
THAT So" spoke up little man in
the corner. 81 hadn't heard about 1t.
I'm their landlord and I'll 20 right up
and order them TO move. They can't
have chlldr.-n snA -.=v In NV fat"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
Taiker Defined.

"Is Mrs Gadder brilliant CONVEX
satiOnallstf7 Not brilliant, but tire
less. She's one Of those Observation-Disclosures
person takers" ''How's that?" II
said and she said II Birmingham
Age Herald.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
AVIAN up.

rs your daughter prominent in the
girls clubT
Chairman Of the committee on face
powder. "--Louisvlle COurier-Journa..
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07

According TO a European scientist.
Bnoleum on the floor Of room kills
bucteria that may be brought IN on
shoes WIih the Iins@ed oil Il eontnjns
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
Super Realism.

Employer 90 clerk)-"If that bore
smithers. comes In, tell him I'm cut
aud don't be working or he'll know
you're lying"
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07

II is said that George Washington
never went fishing in his life. This
may account for his truthfulneeS.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
PATONlc
- CFoR YOUR AcID-sroMAcD

al druggists or delivered. Book K free
ABSORBING, JR., for mankind-sn
sntiseptic liniment for bruises, cuts, wounds,
strains, painful, swollen veins or glands. II
heals and soothes. SIPS bottle at drug
gists or postpaid VIII tell you more if you
write. Made in the u S. A. by
WFYoUse. p. 0. r.. $40 Tsnsls st., Springfield. hsss
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07

No woman considers dress becom
ing If IL is becoming threadhare
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07

Paradoxical as IL may seem. the
father of one baby Is usually twice
as happy as the father of twins.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07

The mah who doesn't have the SER
vices of that great teacher, experience
may live 10 green old age.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07

The greatest mistake the average
man makes is In allowing himself to
make so many fool mistakes.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
aut lie Got HI.

Her hRtpin was protruding.
And Il caught him In a Joint;
She said she meant 1t for a joke.
But he didn't see the point.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
BiL-IOUSNESS
Caused by
Acid-Storiacl

If people who are bilious are treated ae-
eording to local symptoms they seldom get
very much better. Whatever relief is OBJ
tame Is usually temporary Trace bilious
to its source and remove the cause ana
the chances are that the patient will re
main strong and healthy.
Doctors say that more than 10 non
organic dises can be traced to an Acid
stomach. Bliiousness Is one Of them Ind
Eestiou. hear burn belching. stomach.
bloat and gas are other signs OF acid
stomach EAT oNIC the marvellous modern
stomach remedy. ortngs quick RELIEF from
these stomach rI!peries which lead to long
train of aiIments hat make life miserable
II not corrected
EATONIC literally absorbs and carries
away the acid Sakes the stomach
strong. cool and comfortable. Helps diger
ton; improves the appetite end ~" :hen
get full strength from your food. Thousa nds
say that EATONIC is .he most effective
stomach remedy in the world. II IL the help
YOU need Try IL on our money -bsck-if-
not -fatisfed guarantee At ali druggists.
Only 50 cents for a bic bog.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07
Still Thinking.

Still Thinking.
Il proposed to girl once and She
asked me for time to think il over
Haven't heard from her since"
And that was?"
Three years ago. "-Louisvllle Cou
rier-Journal.
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07

W. N. u, MILWAUKEE. NO. 1--1s2o
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07

Gum drops" WINS Bllly's touch--he
declared that "mossoo" would read II
diamonds" sure as anything.
And this. purpOrting to be from her
10 him:
Vernon County censor. [volume] (Viroqua, Wis.) 1865-1955, 1920-01-07

Monsieur; I have refused TO have anything
TO do with this matter since ] know The
truth Of the ownership. Under the cire,,nn.
stances. feel she is foolish to try 10 hoId
on Get the hyscinths while she IL a. nv
house tonight. and the trouble viii be ave,
for everybody.
| typed my own letter with a carbon
copy while Billy laboriously produced
ne one from Mrs. Delario
The decoy letters we sent 10 the no.
tel where monsieur was staying The
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-01-08
Watch the Little Pirnples;
lhey ere Natures Warning

unlimited trouble I his ren1efy is
one If the greatest vegetable
compounds known, and contains
no minerals cr chemicals to sSggFe
the most delicate skin
Go to your drug store. and get a
bottle cf > s. s. to-day, get rid Of
those unsighrly, dis6gurfug pf1l
piss, and other skin IrrttatIcus il
a.'li cleanse your blood rtporoug
81 For special medical advice free.
address Medical Director Al SwIft
Laboratory, Atlanta, Ca
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-01-08

ert Nalf returned to Champaign. Ill d.
resume their studies at the university.
MISS. Peter Benson and Mrs. "a. Egeara
q Roberts ave. were hammond visitors
sesterQag
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-01-08
Whiting
AdUer tiS en- ents
Are Winners

enG ere ncrep1eo ~ Th- whiting Nerr
-. 81. 1tptA ~. Phone Ias-w.
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-01-08

Gre you reading The TV7cs7
The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-01-08

DAHIEf. EE0WN. Mi
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-19

ITO Be Continued.)
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-19

/ Good morning!" the old felloV
said. He spoke very pleasantly
though he was so sleepy that hi
felt disagreeable enough. five
come over to buy something from
your store"
my store!' Sandy chipmunl
exclaimed.
"Yes! said Uncle Sammy Coon
l'I've heard you have a store here
with a heap of nuts and grain &c
SELL"
Now, it had never occurred tc
Sandy Chipmunk to sell any Of
the food he had gathered for the
winter. But when Uncle Sammy
put the idea in his head Sandy
rather liked 1t.
ST have fine stock, to be sure
he said. "The nuts are special
ly good. How many would you
like to buy?"
But Uncle Sammy Coon told him
he didn't want any nuts.
II never eat them" he said.
tits, grain that / want And I'll
buy as much as you care to sell
Bring a sample of it up here" he
urged. I'D like to see if it's ms
good as people say"
So Sandy Chipmunk darted into
his. .house. And soon he appeared
again with his cheek pouches
GRAINED full of wheat kernels.
"There!" he creied, when he
had dropped the grain in front of
Uncle Sammy. Just try a little
of it! You'll agree with me that
it's very fine
Uncle Sammy not only tried a
little. He gobbled up every single
kernel. !.
''It seems to me to have a queer
taste" he said. Bring up some
more!"
And Sandy scurried down into
his house again, to hop up in a
few moments with another sample
of his grain.
Once more Uncle Sammy ate 1t
all.
"It's bit damp" he remarked,
as he smacked his lips. II hope
it's not moldy. You'd better
let me see another sample"
Uncle Sammy declared the next
heap of kernels to be altogether
too dry. And he kept ordering
Sandy to fetch more for him to
taste" as he called it. Some of
the wheat he considered too ripe,
and some too green. Some of the
kernels-so he said--were too lit
lie, and others too big. And fin
ally he even told Sandy Chipmunk
that he was afraid Sandy was
trying to sell him, last years
wheat.
Now, Sandy knew that his wheat
was fresh-all of it. So he went
down and brought up still another
Dad.
Uncle Sammy ate that more
slowly, for by this time he had a
good meal.
How do you like it?" Sandy
asked him.
TITS fair" Uncle Sammy rep
led. But I believe it's next
Iear's wheat. And of course
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-19

Quest. remember that / had
never seen such pretty little girl
in my life, and I'm very sure
stared at you, and that you were
properly annoyed"
He was laughing e,lsily, as he
spoke, and she laughed, too, still
trifle confused.
II did think you rather rade,"
she admitted. "But what a long
long time ago that was! Isn't 1t
strange that should remember
it can even recollect that you
and my brother had had fight
in school and that dad made you
both shake hands there in the
station, before you went aboard
the train. Naturally, l didn't
feel kindly toward you" she adj
ded, laughingly.
Jim and / are now on most
amiable terms" he assured her,
80 please feel kindly toward me
now-kindly enough to give me
one unimportant dance. VIII you
Miss Quest?"
Later when he presented him
self to claim the dance, her re-
ception of him was Enthusiastically
friendly.
He had grown up into a spare.
loosely coupled, yet rather grace
full young fellow, with hair and
eyes that matched, both of deep
amber shade.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-19
= Samples of Wheat

4
There was so much said abou
Sandy Chipmunk's store of nut.
and grain that few of the forest
people began to wish they f1at
some of Sandy's winter food fol
themselves. Uncle Sammy Coon
an old scamp who lived over neal
the swamp, was one of those who
began to plan to get Sandy's hoar6
away from him.
1t was the grain that Uncle
Sammy wanted. If he had spent
in honest work one half the time
he used in planning some trickery
he would have been much better
off. But he hated work more
than anything else in the world.
Uncle Sammy Coon scarcely
slept at all for several days, he
always passed his nights in wan
dering through the wods, he be-
came almost i'll.
The trouble was, Uncle Sam
my was far too big to crawl in
side Sandy's house. And he knew
that the only way he could get
at the gpain was to persuade
somebody to bring it outside for
him.
At last he thought Of fine
scheme. And as soon as it came
into his head he hobbled over to
Sandy Chipmunk' home. I say
hobbled because Uncle Sammy
had a lame knee. He always
claimed that he was injured in
battle. But almost every one knew
that he hurt his knee one time
when Farmer Green caught him
stealing a hen.
When he reached the pasture
Uncle Sammy found Sandy Chip
munk just starting away to hunt
for nuts.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-19

wouldn't think Of buying that
kind. M. I guess can't trade
with you, after all" And he
started to hobble away.
When Sandy heard that, and
saw the old fellow leaving. he be-
gan to scold.
Aren't you going to pay me
for what you've eaten?" he asked
What! Pay you for the sam
6les?" Uncle Sammy asked. "T
guess young man, you don't know
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-19
Two Worthy Efforts

Two efforts now underway should command universal
supporthe annual ro-ca for the American Red Cross,
renewal Of memberships at 81 each to provide funds to
tnue the Red Cross efforts at home and abroad in relieving
suffering and and the latter to provide fund to train
and youth and ncucate principles of citizenship
The work OF the Red Cross is growing IN with
the years. AS long poverty and distress parade the GLOBE
it's service will be needed. With large part of Europe
ravaged by disease and famine with the death toll growing
by leaps and bounds with millions in distress and other mil
lions Of helpless tarvng in lands devasted by war; it should
be pleasure well duty to assist relief work and with
your dollar.
The Boy Scout movement much to the youth of to-
day in character building Boys whose home training is
deficient boys who lack chance to those lessons in
service that make for prghness and manness boys who
permitted to wild acquiring vicious habits and started
the wrong road the youth the movement aids Clean
healthy recreation supplemented by useful knowledge help
makes the boy grow into better What you spend to-
help the boy scouts finance themselves is money well spent
for city, state and humanity.
Capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1919-1980, 1920-11-19
Loganbeny
Laughs
BY Robert QuiIlen.

Now for a solemn rend 'em
Of treaty clauses.
The south wasn't too solid
to shrink a little.
Pity the Cox supporter who
lives with a Growing hen.
''Uncle Sam, Private, Busi-
ness Only. Altruistic De-
partment Closed"
81 y
Some democrats call Bryan
a DR.. Jekyll, and some call him
/ a Mr.. Hide.
Well, Europe's heart didn't
break, but her gall suffered a
severe shock.
* ~
Jack Sprat could eat no fat,
his wife could eat no lean. The
price of meat necessitated
porkless pork and beans.
And now the little peoples
are all nicely divided accord
ing to pelf illogical lines.
1t would be just like some
ribald paragrapher to exclaim
"Wail with Wilson,"
*# **
Now we shall have a double
track mind, with switching
facilities and a round house.
George Bernard Shaw says
this play is his last one. Tut,
man. Remorse is transient.