Omaha daily bee., 1920-11-14
ALine TYPE or Two
"Or SWEET OCCASIONS"
, to the Linz let the auIps fall xhere they may.


For him who thinks and feels. and leads his life
In love with good, unshaken by the strife
In places where mems wills are oft at jar.
He shall have Joy through gazing on star
That looks his doorway in or on his wife
As she works silent near him; or his knife
May benefit his trees with wholesome scar.
Music may bless his ear and oftentimes
Old authors shall detain him worthily
'Twixt lamp and fire; or else, a score OF rhymes
His father-lips shall Groom, while children lie
Or sit. glad in his presence. till one climbs
His knee half drowsed-the apple of his eye.
''DO you remember" asks a fair CORE
spondent (who protests sthat she is only
academically fair), when we used to rear "A
Shropshire Lad and A. E., and Arthur Symons,
and .Yeats9 And you used to print SO many OF
do remember: but that my dear, was long,
long time ago, in the period which has Just
closed as Bennett puts it.. How worth while
those things used to seem, and what pleasant
days those were. Men say that they will come
again. But men said that Arthur would come
again.
YES, YES
Concerning the Pilgrim Tercentenary.)
Massasot chieftain, received with
honor and RECALLED with aqua vitae, of
which "he drank a great draught that made
him sweat all the while AFTER The chief
tain then signed the treaty as submitted
1t was from these Purtans that there
flowed stream of ideals which have per.
THERE are persons so ant-British as to
forget that the lion preceded the Englishman in
the animal kingdom. The Chicago Art institute
is considered pro- British because it has lions
at its portals, and we have heard Mr.. Carl AXE
ley's Roosevelt monument criticized as pro-Brit-
ish because he has used the lion as symbol OF
/. K. The old lion is dead one of the Roose-
welt boys cabed across when T. R. died. So
he was known in the family which probably did
not realize that the idea was pro-British.
Sh.h.h! They Think 1t Is Next Tuesday.
Sir: Overheard in the Perry, Ia. postofflce
Say why didn't they notify the democrats that
4 JoEDoAKs
WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHAT'S THE MAT.
TER? WHAT'S THE MATTER?
From the Owingsville, KY. Outlook)
want to ask my friends what has
caused them to be unfriendy with If
l have given them any cause do not know
matter and if my kinfolk know they ought
to tell me and help me. want my friends
to know they are unfriendly with me and
without cause. 1t makes me cry and puts
me to wondering what is the matter.
MRS I. d. GARNER.
OUR vagrant attention is called, by Jake, to
the Knee Heating Company of Grand Rapids
You should get in touch with this concern, girls,
# you intend to roll 'em down this winter
"Tit.Willow."
Sir: Mr. Fisher is taking Miss Barnacle to
the faculty dance tonight. and the psychology
professor says he has in his class Edgar Allan
Moe But you and are interested in higher
search. You will Minnehaha, perhaps to as
certain my latest thesis. After decades Of sober
reflection, 1t has occurred to me that nature is a
wonderful thing. AS one Of Prot. Hillhouse's
who used to play upon the mandolin. students
said in rhetoric theme, "Who does not love
pine. the sycamore, the willow? 1 do" And in
deed the willow is sentimental shrub. Ko-Ko
waxed lyrical thereover and Whoozis sang in
Shakespeare Of Willow, Willow" Why, you
ask sentimentalize over the willow? Because,
sir. triumphanty rise to proclaim, because the
willow Is itself given to lachrymose ecstacy. How
After further decades of investigation into the
literature of the subject / purpose to mono.
graph: When Did the Weeping Willow Start
to hs,n ~espand ~ Why2 Hany? Possibly p s may
discovered this clew: In a certain chophouse
and refectonery Of the Minnecity, Prof Bean
and myself after pleasant evening at the
movies ordered a brace Of chocolate malteds
With the foaming brew was served a plate of
toothpicks. RIQUARIUS.
IF you are thinking of taking stock in the
Cereal Products and Candy Company of Spo-
kane, you should know that the president of
the concern is Mr.. Chester Nickum.
FRIENDLY SUGGESTION
(From the Hillsboro. ILL.,, News.)
Any man. woman or child, friend or
foe, white or black, found hunting on the
Brewer farm south of Hillsboro will be
prosecuted. This not only applies to the
hunting season but to all times Of the year.
So take damn FOOLS advice and stay off
Whtten Barringer.
IF we had not been glancing through the
real estate notes we should never have known
that Mystical Schriek lives in Evansville, Ind.
OUR COMMERCIAL CLUB.
BY A PROFESSOR.
It's made Of kindly business men
Who teach US others where and when
And how and at what local prices
To buy all goods from soups to ices
And other truths they teach as we'll:
That all mail-orders lead to hell
And that 1t Is plain day
Why Trade at Home" will always paw
To wish to buy can of peas
(They say or anything you please
Away from them-such q desire
Points straight unto the eternal FIRE
Sometimes I've seen a renegade
Go to another town to trade.
He said he saved! But OH my brother
How can you so your conscience smother!
For isn't 1t quite plain to see
That simple people such as We
Should ante any prices when
We're asked by kindly business men?