White Pine news. [volume] (East Ely, Nev.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-14
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Uy a. Democrat.,

thy a. Democrat.p
well. said the defeated candidate
as he gazed mournfully out of the win
dow az the falling snowt,akes. tits
gonna be a hard old winter"
I'll say So" acquiesced the Rail
Bird Philosopher. smiling fooiishly.
And 1t looks to me from wnere 1
stand tina Labor will soon acquire a
justly celebrated addition to its pluto
cratic ranks. seen by the papers that
they need a husky lad 10 steer an
Irisi, Limousine around down II the
concentration. aud l was thinking. oh.
so fondly. OF you, dearie. WHY
Say" broke in the erstwhiie candi-
date. "this Is no time for mirth and
laughter-the coid gray dawn OF the
morning after. II you want 10 be
funny get n job or the stage"
THE landscape sure did some fall-
ing and sliding. and along about the
fifth of January Wen have an entire
new set OF scenery said the Rail. IT,
revelantly.
I'll rise To tell the universe il did
and will replied the Wouldbe. 4
took the count after the first precih,t
came in and I've been using smelling
salts ever since. You believe me. Jake,
OF top. / seen a star for every Boisho-
vik in Russia after the first alarm. and
il the diamonds that | lamped were
real l could start a business in which
everybody call yuh Uncle
YES" agreed the Raii-Birj. dryly.
when you came up for air this a. IN.
YOU looked ike you'd been spread OF
the minutes. 1t beats all what was
done to you bin.bos. Take Cox. fer
instance"
Take him yourself" broke in the
candidate that was: Il don't want him.
And from what l can learn here and
there no one else does. unless maybe
It's the Smithsonian Institution. | don't
know but what MIN, article y and
Roosevelt would make "A fine family
group in that little old building added
the Philosopher.
Well. Stupid" was the reply. you
can take 1t from your Uncle Alsoran
Dudley. If some of the loose nuts that
ngitattd against us doms in general.
and the League of Nations in particu-
lar. were gathered up and dumped IN
the w~ell-known OCEAN thorc'd be no
room or board there for any other kind
of fish. Why. ] heard one guy say he
wouldn't vote for Cox because Eoose.
Welt was his pal and he was plum worn
out with hearing what Teddy had done
at san Juan and other places. way
back In the fail of 81. and he hggcred
that Article X had too much OF the Big
Stick in IL anyway fer his white alley.
Can you bea that? And speaking of
the expiring ones closer to the home
fifeside. l been old they voted against
US
Just because our hair was curly
And because our eyes wa blrc.
4 also get the whisper that they
wanted to conduct n few scientific ex-
periments with an irresistible force and
4 immovable body To see which would
bust. Believe you me-. Bill Hays. and
not meaning 10 be facetious. | could
white q novel about which won the de-
bate: which Is also more than the nine
Wire Men Of Geneva or any other
peaceable Joint could DO after hearing
the recent argument at the BIO. Any
kind Of an answer on the last men
toned would he Just dumb luck. An
other piece OF solid concrete passed n
TO me hat he wouldn't vote for a dem
oerat because he understood we'd been
flirting with the moo while IL was
shining. IL he was choosing me. I'm
telling you. jasmine. that guy don't
know a certain member of my family.
| wouldn't dare nirt with anything
while she's on the map. Anyway and
~howsoever. By this time I'm getting
curious TO see how many grains of
info | can pick up from the bright lads.
and ] gather. by and large. that Charlie
was given the frozen face because he'd
registered a coupia million percent In
the form books for honest labor. which
was all right as far as II went. but
scoops Of coal fer a ride home grabbed
the good work Why didn't he walk or
hire a airpiane? Maybe IL Charles had
let out Il boiler how ne vas for a pro-
~tectivc tariff on putty and wasn't so
handy about furnishing postmaster
while you wait he'd done a whole lot
better for hisseff. hcyT'
Nothing you guys could have dorc
would have made any difference" said
the Kail-Bird.
mo. ! guess YOU said a %mouthful.
Everybody In this old ". S. 4. said
they wanted a change. They overlook
ed the welt-known fact that that's
what they been betting for the last
eight years" said the Candidate that
was. But I'm stringing what little
dough I got left after the late brawi
that there's gonna be mighty little
change for oil concerned during the
ext four rounds" he concluded. cycling
mea ntime the Want Ad Column. "and
while Tn feeling lucky I'm gonna look
around for some place where a good
strong boy can make hisseif useful"