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The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-11
Praising what is lost Makes the remembrance dear.
 --AIps We'll That Ends Well.
Lame Argument Advanced
 To Defeat Underwood

7T HE MONTGOMERY JOURNAL U takes the Birmingham Ledger to task for saying it supports Sena- tor Underwood because he is big man in a big place at time when big things are pressing to the fore for national and international atten- tion."
 Replying to this part of the Led gers editorial, the Journal says:
 We do not vote for men, but
 measures. We do not vote for
 man because he is a Dig or
 little" man. We vote for him for
 what he represents, for what he
 stands for from principle, not idol
 atry. That is what parties are for.
 A democrat votes for democrat, not because he possesses great pow
 CTS of oratory not because of elo-
 ouence in speech, enabling him to
 sway the multitude, not because of
 some rare gifts or tricks of the
 willy politician; but because he is
 a democrat and for what he repre-
 sents his ideas and ideals of gov
 ernment and because of our agree
 mont with him on measures of pub
 he policy.
 If the Journals argument is sound, the personal qualifications of can didate amount to nothing. He may be conscientious and possess great ability he may even be democrat whose loyalty has never been ques- tioned, but if he refuses to be dic- tated to by any political faction or class, he is. unfit for office.
 Evidently the Journal wants the kind of United States senator who will do as he is bidden, preferably by the prohibition bosses. If he has brains and initiative of his own, he must not use them. He must, in oth- CT words, be a rubber stamp" fig urehead, political automaton
 The absurdity of such reasoning is obvious Why not pick out demo- cratic chauffeur or a sodawater "jerker" and send him to Washing ton, if other people are going to do his thinking for him?
 However, the Journal contradicts itself in one clause where it says, "A democrat votes for democrat /. because he is demoerat and for what he represents, his ideas of government, and because of our agreement, with him on measures of public policy" That is exactly why large percentage of Alabama's in- telligent voters will re elect Senator Underwood.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-11
OUT WHERE THE WEST BEGINS

 OUT WHERE THE WEST BEGINS By Arthur Chapman. Out where the hand clasps a little
 stronger, Out where the smile dwell a little
 longer.
 That's where the West begins. Out where the sun shines little
 brighter. Where the snows that fall are trifle Where the bonds of home wee bit
 tighter,
 That's where the West bes.ns. Out where the skies are trifle bluer Where friendship ties are q trifle truer, That's where the Wes- begins. Out where a fresher breezs is blowing. Where the's laughter in every stream
 let flowing, Where there's more of reaping and less
 of sowing.
 That's where the West begins Out where the world is sti.l in the mak-
 ing, Where fewer hearts with despair are
 breaking,
 That's where the West begins. Where there's more of singing and less
 of signing. Where there's more of giving and less
 of buying, And a man makes friends without half That's where the West begins.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-11
LUKE McLUkE SAYS

Cheer upl Scientists tell us that the
 sun will cool off entirely just 90,000, 900 years from now and it will be so cold
 that your thirst won't bother you a bit.
 Mighty few women have as much hair on their heads as they have in the dresser drawer upstairs. An up-to-date girl would rather spend two hours washing the automobile than spend two minutes washing the dishes. The only time man tells girl the truth when he is counting her is when he states that he is unworthy of her. Another pest is the boob who uses six and eight cylinder words to express one cylinder ideas. Never give free advice. If you advise
 a man, and your advice doesn't come out the way he wants it to, he'll blame all of his troubles on you. Don't you love to shake hands with a man who extends a fin that feels like a damp wash rag? Neither do we. The difference between a Motor; Cycle and Limousine is that a girl can't stare at you through lorgnette when she is sitting on the rear seat of a Motor Cycle.
 Another Damli: Once upon a time there was a wife who did not act bossy and did not act like she owned her hus- band body and soul. A married man never feels as sorry for other husbands as he does for his own wife's husband. It isn't a bit of trouble to break your self of the smoking habit. All you have to do is let your wife buy your cigars for you.
 Every man is a natural born fool and needs a guardian. That is why Nature
 makes him fall in love with a woman and marry her.
 You may not believe 1t. But Light Housekeeping is responsible for some
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-11
ADRIFT WITH THE TIMES

That usually works the other way But another fellow got her.
 ALI. IN THE BILL This hotel gives service "Yes?'
 When I woke up found printed slip under my door which read. Good morning."
 "Umphl You are paying for that cheerful greeting, along with the run. ming ice water in your room and the tender solicitude of the floor clerk"
 LOW ALCOHOLIC CONTENT Don't hem and haw, sir said the oss-examining lawyer. Did you or did you not buy a quart of 'moonshine' whisky from this bootlegger?'' T did not"
 Hal We'll prove by competent wit nesses that you did"
 T wish you could. The stuff was surinp water.',
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-11

SURE TO DRAW WE'LL T don't understand this press agent of The Merry Maids"
 He says the mere announcement that his show is here will satisfy him."
 Tt must have started moral re-I form wave in the last town it played"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-11
A POINT TO CONSIDER
2,ejt3,uea

A POINT TO CONSIDER
 'Is it good form for bricklayers to wear diamonds at their work?-
 Not if they have any regard for the feelings of the man who is paying for the building"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-11
TIME TO BURN

TIME TO BURN Let's slip into the library and take another snifter." We won't have time. My wife ia telling your wife good-by.- "oh, yes, we will. The subject of a rev spring hat has just been preached"
 pATTT. r%r,orv
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-11
PoLIcE.

From the Rochester Journal
 Five hundred Tampa citizens in oyeralls and calico. -Headlina
 SouthlAnd overall! s.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-11

Entered at the Birmingham. Alia-' postoffice as second-class matter uh- der act of Congress March s, 1879.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-11

Remittances can be mace at current rate of exchange. The AgeSheralo wlAi not be responsible for money sent through the mails. Address
 TGE AGE-HERALD,
 Birmingham, Ala
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-11
suHacNIPrION RATEs

z No communicable will be published without its authors name. ReJec1eu lnanuscript will nc. be returned uhiess stanins are enclosed for that purpose
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-11

tied to all the help Alabamians can give them.
 Aid them in making "A Place in the Sun for Alabama"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-11

That usually works the other way But another fellow got her"
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-11

But the stars throng out in their glory, And they sing of the God in man; They sing of the Mighty Master,
 Of the loom his fingers span, Where star soul IS a part of the whole, And weft in the wondrous plan"
Graham guardian., 1920-06-25

Knox separate peace with Ger
many for which he voted. wheth-
er he is with the Battalion of
Death who dictated the treaty
plank in the republican platform.
The questions will not stop with
the treaty. The senator cannot
indefinitely dodge the prohibition
issue. He cannot ind etinitely
dodge the labor issue. He cannot
indefinitely dodge the taxation
issue. He cannot indefinitely
dodge the Mexican issue. He
cannot dodge any issue. unless
the democrats at San Francisco
make such monumental fools OF
themselves that the campaign is
lost to them before it is begun.
Senator Harding's father has
described the candidate as too
accommodating" The Old Guard
knows that he is accommodating.
The privileged interests which
fatten off governmenthave every
assurance that he is accommodate
ing But the voters, too, will
insist on knowing how accom-
modating he is, and their stan
dards of accommodation are not
the standords of the Old Guard
and Big Business. N. Y. World.
Graham guardian., 1920-06-25
LET US CELEBRATE

Independence Day this year
will be celebrated on Monday,
July 9Th, on account of July 4th
falling on Sunday.
The celebration will be under
the direction of Swift-Murphy
Post, American Legion, and the
Stafford Base Ball Club, who will
have full charge of the days
festivities.
The celebration this year will
be the first opportunity Of the
people of Graham county to pa
triotically observe the Nations
Birthday in several years. In
1917 and 1918. we were at war
with Germany. Last year, the
people had hardly recovered from
the effects of the war, many of
''our boys" had not yet returned
home and we were winding up
the Victory Loan.
But this year, the war is a
matter of history; it is a closed
incident in our lives, and our
glorious country is speeding for
ward to the most prosperous era
that has ever been known.
All of "our boys" who sur
vived the war, are home again.
The heroes who fell in battle will
deserve our best thoughts for
their supreme sacrifice to make
the world free for democracy,
and we will honor them most by
services on July 9th that will
bring them hack to our memory
that we may tenew 0nt deep ap-
Graham guardian., 1920-06-25
preciation of their patriotism and
loyalty to country and flag.

loyalty to country and flag.
Every citizen in the county
should join with the people of
Stafford in making the celebration
of Independence Day this year,
the most glorious event of the
year. Everyone should decorate
their homes in the national colors.
Every business house in the val
ley should display the Stars and
Stripes.
The patriotic exercises will be
held during the forenoon in the
city park and a splendid program
is being prepared.
Preceding the exercises, a pa
rade of all the returned soldiers
and sailors will take place, and
we will be happy to see our
boys" once more in the uniform
they honored.
After the exercises, and after
the midday meal, we will enjoy
the program of athletic sports
prepared for US by the commit
tee, and which will take in the
rest of the day, winding up with
a Big dance, for the old and
young folks.
Let us all join together in this
grand CELEBRATION of the birthday
of the greatest nation on earth.
Graham guardian., 1920-06-25
For State Superintendent of Pub.
lie instruction

hereby announce myself IS cam
didate for State Superintendent of Pub
lie instruction. subject to the action of
the Democratic Party at the Primary
Election. September Z, 1920.
Will appreciate the support of the
people of Arizona.
Yours respectfully,
A. G. PETERSON.
Graham guardian., 1920-06-25
For Supervisor

hereby announce myself as can
didate for the nomination Of Supervisor,
in Supervisor District, No. l. subject to
the action of the Democratic Party at
the Primary Election. September, z, 1920.
W. A. BENNETT.
Graham guardian., 1920-06-25
POLITICAL COMMENT
TWENTY YEARS BACKWARD

iWENlt IEAnO bAShWAND
With a standpat candidate and
a standpat platform the repub-
lican party has undertaken to
turn the political clock back to
1900.
The Chicago convention was
only incidentally concerned with
the nomination of a candidate
for president. Its main business
was to keep the control of the
republican organization in the
hands of a little group of re-
dictionaries who dominate it.
Harding owes his nomination to
the fact that his personality and
his record fit into this program.
Senator Harding may be elec-
ted presidentof the United States
but he will never be president of
the United States except in name.
In the event of republican
victory next November, the
executive power will be in the
hands of the Penroses. th e
Lodges, the Brandegees, the
Watsons and the other Old Guard
senators who bossed the Chicago
convention and made it the SER
vile creature of their political
desires.
The-republican party to-day is
as reactionary as it ever was
under Hanna and it has a candi-
date for president who is far
more pliable than Mckinley. All
the liberal tendencies of the party
have been shackled. All that
was progressive has been stifed.
Everything that men like Hughes
and Hoover represent has been
repudiated. The last vestiges
of Rooseveltism have been eradi-
Gated. The revolt of 1912 is mere
ly a memory. Nothing is left of
it except a rancid recollection of
the power and patronage that
were lost because of it. The
moral lessen is completely for
gotten and the ancient partner.
ship between republican politics
and special privilege Is re-estab.
lished.
Senator Harding pussyfooted
his way into the nomination by
grace of the manoeuvres of the
Old Guard senators, but he will
not find it so easy to pussyfoot
his way into the White House.
Before the campaign is finished
he will have to meet the issues,
and meet them with something
more acceptable than amia BILE
platitudes. Something more de-
finite than blind hatred Of Wood
row Wilson is required.
Practically nobody has good
word to say for the republican
platform. Many of the leading
republican newspapers treat it
with open and studied contempt.
There have been times when a
platform meant more than can
didatc. That was the case in
1896, when the republican plat
form declaration in favor of the
of the gold standard
overcame McKinley's wabbling
currency record. 1t is not the
case this year. Senator Harding
cannot restrict himself to the
platform, for the platform will
not hold even as light a candi-
date as he.
The country is in a mood to
demand information. 1t will In.
sist on knowing exactly where
Senator Harding stands in regard
to the treaty of peace whether
he is for the treaty with the
Lodge reservations for which he
Vutpcl whnthpf hr is For the
Graham guardian., 1920-06-25

hereby announce myself as a cam.
didate for the nomination of Sheriff of
Graham County. subject to the action
of the Democratic Party at the Primary
Election. September z, 1920.
j. ID. SKAGGs.
Graham guardian., 1920-06-25
JUNE 25. 1920
POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
For Sheriff

hereby announce myself as can
didate for the nomination Of Sheriff OF
Graham County, subject to the action
Of the Democratic Party ut the Pri-
mary Election, September z, 1920.
JOSEPH H. WooLsEY.
Graham guardian., 1920-06-25
For County Treasurer

hereby announce myself as can
didate for County Treasurer. subject
to the action of the Democratic Party
at the Primary Election, September 4.
1920.
]. A. WOODS.
Graham guardian., 1920-06-25
THE ROLL OF HONOR

The following states have
ratified the National Wo-
mans Suffrage Amend
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07
Pest Works Its VIII.

The Mediterranean ny (karatitit
capitata) has for several years caused
considerable damage in Greece to the
fruit and vegetable crops. Oranges.
apples, pears, peaches, apricots, plums
and tomatoes have been especially at
fected. No remedy has yet been dis
covered, and there seems TO have been
little attempt to prevent the spread Of
this pest.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07

Money to loan on farms.-First Ma
tional Bank.
Take your poultry and eggs to Ham
mond, the east-end house, for the high
prices.
Hemstitching and picot edging.-Mrs.
Dorcas Uhl, 1854 s. Maple ST., Carthage,
Mo. Oct 14x
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07
TIRES! TIRES!

Star, 1000 miles guaran-
tee; Star Cord, 5000 miles
guarantee. At a great
sacrifice of 35 per cect off
list price. C. w. Chinn,
Tire and Vulcanizing Co. f,
Fifth and Grant, Car
thage, Mo.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07

Ollie Roberts wants your cream, eggs
and poultry and is paying SO cents doz-
en- for eggs today. Call up, they may
be still higher.
FOR SALE-Extra fine 2-year-old
registered Poland China SOW, with ten
pigs, by Col. Big Bob. S. j. Allen, Van
Noy hotel, Carthage, Mo. Bell phone
Sc. 6-3tx
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07
Would You Believe III

A scientist in Europe has figured
that particle of water evaporated
from the ocean is condensed and re-
turns again In ten days, but that 1t re-
mains there 3.460 years before being
evaporated again.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07

Opal More coiorfui When Warm.
The opal shows lie exquisite colors
best when warn, and dealers aware
OF this pscuiiarity will hold an opal
In the hand before showing II. IN or
der 20 enhanre Its changing lustsr.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07
Jersey Bull for Service.

A fine young registered animal. See
him at my place in the southeast part
OF town. Fee So so for registered cows
and 81 so for grades in advance to insure
calf. Will Bowers.-49tf
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07
j. d. HARBUR.
Do You Owe the Phone Company

If you owe the Jasper Phone
Company you are requested to
settle at your earliest convenience.
We need the money. d. M, John
son, Manager. 6tf
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07

Why strain your eyes when
Pingree's glasses will relieved
Glasses and test made same
day. II years in Carthage.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07

Hair dyes ara unknown among Chi
nese women. a. their hair Il uniform
" black. becoming gray only 10 ex-
trenha old ase.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07

Ollle ROBERTS SAFE.
FOR SALE-Fresh Jersey cOw.-Al-
len Peterson. 7-2tx
FOR SALE or Trade-Good spring
wagon. Inquire at this Office. 7-2tx
Money to loan on farms.-First Ma
tional Bank.
Mrs. J. X. Wells will take your sub
scription to any magazine.
FOR SALE-About 200 bushel nice
sorted Nancy Hall sweet potatoes at
Hager's. 6-3t
FOR SALE-A good five room house
and one acre OF good land close to
School.-Virgil Cavenee. 5-4tK
WANTED-At News Office. Clean
cotton rags without buttons, hooks and
eyes.
Let me send for your magazines for
you.-Mrs. ]. X. Wells, magazine sub
scription agent.
Ollie Roberts wants your cream, eggs
and poultry and is paying SO cents doz-
ell for eggs today. Call up, they may
be still higher.
Mrs. Diamond of Lamar visit
ed j. D. Harbur and wife last
week.
Ollie Roberts sale will continue un-
til Saturday night, October 16.
tWard&Earl shipped a car of
hogs and cattle 10 Kansas City
last week.
Miss Florence Turner of Miami,
Okla, spent Sunday with her
relatives here.
j. D. Harbur and wife and DR..
and Mrs. Knott and Rollins took
dinner in Lamar Sunday with
James Bunce and wife.
The farm products department
of the fair will put on a good corn
show this year one of the best
seen here in years.
Ollie Roberts sale will continue un-
til Saturday night, October l6
George Gresham and family of
Delbert, Colo, visited H. G. Grit
fin and wife over Sunday. Mr..
Gresham lived in Jasper County
before he went to Colorado %
years ago.
Mrs. Embree of Pittsburg,
Kans., spent Thursday night with
C. L. Embree and family Mrs.
Embree was on her way to Edo
RADIO Springs where she will visit
her sister, Mrs. Lang Dade.
Cane sugar, per pound ID cents, at
Ollie Roberts sale.
Mrs. Laura Smith, who fell and
broke her hip last week, is report
ed getting along very. nicely.
Mrs. Smiths many friends will be
| glad to know that her injury may
not prove as serious as it was
thought at first.
Mrs. G.. M. Wilson, who suffer
ed a stroke last week, is consider
ed little better. Her son Alvin
and his wife from Joplin have been
with their mother the past week
H. j. dick Dearborn of Chel'
sea, Okla, visited This mother here
this week. Dick and his family
moved from Nowata recently tc
, Chelsea where he has a gooC
position with the Title Gasoline
Co.
John Buzzard, ST., who is suf'
J fering from a paralytic attach
which came upon him a week OF
more ago, is still unable to speal
; or help himself. Mr.. Buzzard has
y very little reserve strength anC
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07

When you know q man to b. yel-
low It Il just as well to draw the
color ne.--Cartoons Magazine.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07

Some great scientist said that IN
oyster Is as complicated az . watch.
we know that both run down saHtly.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07
Special Prices

special FrIceS
Pest Sc in. Trojan Taffeta
per yard 81 so
Best SO in. Messalines
per yard $3.50
Best SO in. Crepe de chine
per yard $1.00
Best Sc in. Georgette crepe
per yard $1.75
All Silks cut to the bottom.
Is per cent off on all Women's and
Children's Dresses.
]. d. HARBUR.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07
Rug for Sale.

Velvet rug, 9 by IL. Will sell worth
the money. See it at Crows store. 5-tf
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07
Paw Up.

Your account was due September LIST
Come in and pay it promptly and save
the trouble OF asking you for it. We
need the money. Resp. j ID. Harbur. 2ti
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07

Money to loan on farms.-First Ma
tional Bank.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07

About twelve pounds Of cocoa Gao
be Obtainsd annually from fuIl-bear-
ING cacao tree.
The Jasper news. [volume] (Jasper, Missouri) 1898-1924, 1920-10-07

NORTHBOUND
No. 2}8 Passenger, daily 1923 q. IN.
No. d Freight, except Sun. 1l:10 a. m.
No. 30 Passenger, daily 7:37p. m.
SOUTHBOUND
No. 2J5 Passenger, daily 6:92 a. m.
No. 293 Freight, except Sun. 11:l0 a. m
No. POI Passenger, daily LAO p. m,
The Washington herald., 1920-08-01
DR.. METCALF CHOSEN
TO TEACH PSYCHOLOGY

DR.. John T. Metcalf. of the Illinois
Department of Public Welfare, has
been appointed assistant professor
of psychology at George Washing
ton University.
He will give courses in general
Psychology, experimental psychology
and mental tests.
DR.. Metcalf was born in New
Haven, Conn. He received three
degrees from Yale University and
has. studied in Berlin and Munich.
For two years DR.. Metcalf was in
structort in psychology at Prince
ton University and Tor a year In
structof at Smith College. r
Dafins the war Dr. Metcalf con-
ducted psychological tests for IN.
army.
Since July. 1919. DR.. Metcalf has
besn connected with the Division ~
the Criminologist. Illinois Depart
Asnt Of Public welfare.
The Washington herald., 1920-08-01
OLDEST and BEST
BLOOD PURIFIER

tons, show that the blood is in a
tevensh condition as a result Of
some humor, or the presence of an
irritating. fiery acid. Rheumatism,
Catarrh, Skin Diseases and similar
blood disorders will continue to
grow worse as long as the cause
remains. A disordered condition Of
the blood may come from various
causes, such as a sluggish eondi-
tlon of the system. imperfect bowel
and kidney action, indigestion, etc; (;
but whatever the cause the blood
must be purified before the BODY
can be healthy.
5. 5. S. is a natural blood puri-
her and tonic. 1t is made entirely
of the harmless juices and extracts
of roots. herbs and barks OF rec
osnized medicinal value, and being
free from all harmful minerals is
an absolutely safe medicine for
young or old. S. S. S. goes into
the circulation. 1t freshens and en-
riches the blood and will do for
you what it has done for thou
sands OF others. S. 5. s. is the
most reliable and at the same time
a most pleasant acsns medicine for
those whose blood has BECOME i'm
poverished and needs building up.
A course of S. S. S. will prove
to you its great efficacy. As il has
IN numerous other cases which have
been reported to us BY graceful pa
tients.
DO not continue to suffer from,
neglect. but go to your drug store
and commence taking s. S. S. to-
day.
Also write fully so our head pbv.
sieian, who will aiss yss full IA
structions about yoai own case.
Address Medical pifsetor. IS
Swift Laboratory. AslaalA. CeofSa.