South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-06-20


williams who once ran a hotel at
Rochester. Ind When he quit. the
town went wild. To this day every
incident in the intervening years Is
dated from the time George left
town"
Social and Personal.
william W. Dodge IS summering
at Niami-Penn twp.
Caruso's home has been robbed OF
100000 worth of Jewels. the dis
patches tell us. Evidently there are
Vet press agents who think the old
methods are the best
The democrats may as we'll stop
shying bricks at the republican
party. The way they lodged every
issue az Chicago shows that they
are too agile 70 be in danger from
so slow a missile as brick.
The Chicago delegates were dumb
founded at the abundance Of soap
and the scarcity OF suds.
Art Haslanger nearly created
manic on the reviewing stand Thurs
day by suddenly jumping TO his feet,
crushing his new straw hat violent
" against his breast. and standing
at salute. The Flag has just passed
hut no one saw 10 excepting the
captain OF our home guards whose
svner. training must be attributed
TO this branch OF the cOuntry's sol
diery-
How BIZ Upper managed to
keep his awkward squad in step
while II passed the 10 feet frontage
Of the reviewing stand. and cap
ture second prize. will forever re
main one OF the mysteries OF the
volunteer fremen's convention.
The dispatches say that Mr..
Rr,yan maintained poker face
while listening TO Lodges keynote.
Tnscr7itebIe, tmpassiye, secretive.
with a penetrative gaze and steady
nerve. ready 10 swoop upon the
elusive Jackpot without pity or re
morse for the gudgeons who tremble
Ike aspens when they sit between
two pair. But how did he manage
20 maintain poker silence
O,a thing about the political cor
respondeut's prophecies that is most
advantageous TO him is, his bald
failures are soon forgotten and no.
bodv keeps them in a sCrapbook 10
taunt him afterward with ms punk
productive political prescience and
perspicacity.
Bv the time a mans hair Trims out
pretty we'll on the top. he spends
very little time before the mirror
and never fails 20 call for boiled
onions when they appear on the
menu.
II we had not been a case-hard-
encd and slightly cynical wretch and
impervious 10 cajolery. bull and
threats. we might have been propa-
ganded to death by now.
4 platform that everybody can
stand on Is not worth the political
timber OF which il is constructed.
What the people want is something
10 fight about
They tell Us TO watch Tammany
NJ San Francisco. We are not going
10 bother about watching Tammany.
san Francisco has a pretty fair
police department
But. II Tom Marshall fails TO get
the plank for a Scotch republc
inserted in the platform. We're going
we have personal friends who
will vote the republican ticket, show
inE how careless parents are in the
bringing up OF their children.
Pres't Wilson is wearing his old
straw hat. is the announcement from
Washington. Even the greatest men
do not hesitate 10 follow our lead
when We betray symptoms OF com
mon sense.
We notice some Mishawaka man
i'm applying for a marriage license
gave his occupation as a tramp.
Bunord McDonough must surely
know this man. Doesn't he work
for him.
r. NJ. Kahle. official timekeeper
AZ the fremen's convention. was
given a stop-watch After the first
event ne was asked the number OF
minutes and seconds. Looking at
the timepiece he exclaimed the
carned thing IS stopped
The skies are Frightening, demo
saints fresh courage take. the
clouds ye so much dread are big
with mercy and shall break in bless
ings on your head
whether you call prohibition res
ad1udicata or fais aCCOmplt. you are
bound 10 see that Il spreads a dreary
distance between dry goozle and
me tinkling highban
One bottle Of whisky made its
way into the convention and then.
as luck would have 10. II fell into
The hands OF a teetotaler
AnaAher thing that both narties