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The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-07
AUTOMOBILES
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AbIOMObILES FOX SALE
 USED CARS
 OF CHARACTER AND
 REAL VALUE We have the following cars on hand, all in splendid con- dition and guaranteed to be in first class running order, at most attractive prices and terms. See them before buying.
 1919 Marmon-Sple-.did condition; 6 wire wheels; cord tires.
 1918 Hudson Roadster Sound, dependable and cheap.
 1918 National Six-Su- perb condition; looks like new; priced way down. 1918 Stearns-Knight-4- passenger; good as new; just half new price; cord tires new; wire wheels. 1918 King "8"-A fine, handsome car; in perfect condition; all cord tires. 1920 Davis-5-passenger touring car; will make big sacrifice; only used a few hundred --.S..ilcs for demonstrator. 1920 Patterson-7-pas- senger touring car; will make big sacrifice; only used a few hundred miles for demonstration. Four-passenger; almost new Roamer touring car; is fact, only driven 5000 miles; city use only. Party traded it in on a closed Roamer. Don't miss this opportunity of buying a high-class car at a very low price.
 Make it a point to in- spect our line before
 buying; you will get
 DeCtef car at a bet ter price. Our used
 cars are better be-, cause we h a n d le
 high grade new cars. BUNCH MORROW MOTOR
 CAR CO.,,
 516-18-20 South 21st St.
 Corner Avenue F.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-07

BOTTLlNG PLAI>I Oh SALEs-tn one of the best soft drink towns in the south. doing all the business we can do and plenty bottles; 1-ton trucks. bought in February. and an up-to-da to plant in every respect; any one want ing tc buy business, we would want hem 10 come and stay until they arc satisfied they are getting their money 8 worth; reason for wanting to sell, have acquired interest on the east coast and want to go to 1t. Address Lime Cola Bottling Co. Quincy, Fla.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-07

BrICK-i9ls touring; used car that is absolutely good as new
 Archibald-Goldstsin Motor Co.
 (Hupmobile dstributors.l Fist St. and Ave. E. Main 4oa.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-07
EMPLOYMENT
FOR SALE

A gasoline station. with car and au
 tonobile accessories department; do- ing good business, but have other in terests demanding attention. Address F-1s. Ensley Bureau, Age-Herald, Ensley. Ala.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-07

NIT E D-LADY CAN WASHERS FOR DAILY NEWSPAPER; LARY AND COMMISSION. CALL CIRCULATION MANAGER AGE-HERALD.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-07
CAN BE SOLD THROUGH AGEHERALD CLASSIFIED COLUMNS
EMPLOYMENT
HELP WANTED-MAIE 40 BOOKKEEPER WANTED

Who wishes to become expert account ant; a staff of expert accountants will accept applications from those who want to qualify for the accounting pro- fession; it is absolutely necessary that the applicant has made up his mind to follow this work as d profession; an aptitude for this work is also essential; 1; you will be placed under the direct su- pervision of one of our staff; results insure excellent advancement for the right man. Answer, giving references, present employer. phone number; in- formation confidential Address P. 0. Box 6Qq
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-07

OPPORTUNITY BULLETIN-Read 1t; next to Woodward Bldg. on 1st ave Southern Business Exchange, 5o7 Elm pire Bldg.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-07

HELP wANTED--FEM Al F
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-07

wANTED-Experienced combination salesman and collector. who is ac- quainted with Ensley and mining district; must furnish car Apply Pryor, Farmer & Cannon Furniture Co.,, 1914 Ave. E., Ensley.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-07

USED CARS--Our line demands inspec- ton before making a selection. Bir- mingham Motor Co. Ave. c at 2lst St. Main S26.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-04-07

DODGE-Two of them; 1919 and 1918 models; both in good condition and both are touring cars; bargains for cash or terms. F. C. Shaw, 1910 Ave D. Main 1912.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27

Shipping Board decide what was the s'remedia action" without making thorough investigation? :? When it discovered what is believed to be the best remedial action" how could it take proper action" to bring about through proper means the adoption of the remedy than by calling attention of the United States Shipping Board and other proper means to the need for acticn that desired?
 The Territorial Shipping Board decided upon a measure that was designed, through the exercise of the taxing power of the Government, to make all the traffic of Alaska contribute to the common carrier service in Alaska waters It was necessary to get authorization of Congress if this system was to be adopted Judge Wickersham very anxious to prove that the Territorial officials were allied with corporation transportation interests It is worth while menton in refutation that one of the great American steamship common carrier companies, the large cannery interests which maintain their own ships other corporation interests opposed this bill as did Canadian Pacific, the most powerful rail road company in the world. One corporation repre- sentative was reported to have said that it would take about fifteen minutes to put quetus on the Governor of Alaska" for his attempt, threat that Judge Wickersham and John E. Ballaine attempted to carry out by seeking to secure the removal Of GOV Riggs from office.
 It. might also be well note that it has been aleqed and net denied that the Territorial Shipping Boards activities prevented raise of freight and passenger rates by all the steamship companies oper- ating in Alaska has been estimated, and not ques- toned that this alone saved the people Of Alaska considerably more than million dollars in trans portaion charges this year It would seem that thls was a pretty fair return $24,000. In addition to this the Territorial Shipping Board prepared and submitted to the United States Shipping Board and the Congressional committees report and statement of the transportaion conditions in Alaska which was declared by officials of the United States Shlppne Board to be the comprehensive and best ever submitted to it. It this report, and the bill that accompanied it, that resulted in the appoint ,,ont of the Interdepartmental Commission and the visit of Secretary Payne to Alaska. They also have served as the basis for remedies that have been proposed by the Interdeparmental Commission
 The SvengaIi of all the Wickites knows that he IS deliberately msrepresentng the situation ln ms whispered conversations and serptitious publications
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27
Possibility of Air Transportation Proved.
(Nome Nugget.)

The success of the army air expedition in reaching it's objective a promising augury of not distant day when airplanes will be chet factor Tn the industrial and economic progress of the territory.
 The expedition raversed Alaska across it's greatest breadth without great difficulty under conditions which be looked upon as distinctly untaVorape' The atmospheric conditions were unknown to thC oviators: they possessed practically knowledge ol the terrain which they flew landing places were hundreds of miles apart, and numerous other con ditions were opposed to the proJecIs SucceS9iu "' complishment.
 It must also, be recalled that the crossing ot A1askas vast breadth achieved, not as d1stlnc performances but at the conclusion of an even longer trip across the United States and Canada Although no longer an unparalleled occurance, an alrplane flight across the continent under well understood con- diticns is still sufficiently noteworthy to war lant leading place in the newspapers Yet It Was after accomplishing such journey and without special preparations other than the establishment oi few landing fields that the flight across AllSki% made.
 That it was done with little difficulty is con elusive proof of the feasibility of air transportation in Alaska during the season With facilities TOT ianding making repairs and housing at closely situated points throughout the Territory the present hazards would be reduced to dimensions but Hlle greater than those encountered in the states aho there is reason for doubting that lntercom- mercial flights could be made with the same faclhtS as elsewhere in America.
 He Feasibility of winter flight is still to be dem opstratcd: but there is much 10 believe that with the aid of proper facilities major portion Or the territory can be covered in that period without encountering insurmountable obstacles. There Is al least every indication that planes be operated in every section during he greater part of the year and if if is found impossiDie to employ them for a lew months the winter We will still enjoy eommunlca- ion service surpasane a million fold that of the present period
 With this prospect in view and with the possi- bies Of plane communication conelusively demon s,rated by the Army expedition, no time should be lost in urging Che government to establish an aerial mail route between Nome and Fairbanks and the lower Alaska coast
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27
Luke McLuke Says
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She gives him her. Hand when they
 Ire Engaged. But after they have
 been Married for a while she gives
 him her Fist.
 Why is it that an elderly woman
 who has so much sense about other
 things, will pin big switch of brown
 store hair on top of her head and
 imagine that nobody knows the diff
 ference?
 You may not believe it. But many
 a man who has three middle names
 has hard time making three dollars
 a day.
 It doesn't take a woman long to get another woman's Financial Rating. She merely glances at the other wo- mans furs.
 Men are supposed to be greater optimists than women. But you never hear of a man marrying wo- nan to reform her, do you? It is hard to please everybody The women say: 'Why doesn't Luke knock the men once in a while?''
 And the men say: "Why doesn't Luke
 knock the women once in while "
 Men like to blame everything on the H. c. l.. But the truth of the
 matter is that if men were as care
 ful of a dollar as women are the men would have bank accounts and own their own homes. Many a man who lives in a flat building is glad that people can't buy Steam Calliopes on the install ment plan like photographs and player pianos.
 A girl will marry man because she is Soory for him. And about a year later she feels Soory for her self.
 Theer are 975,426 different kinds If Hobbies. But somehow or other Mind Your Own Business isn't one of them.
 The reason why women look funny is because if dress looks well on a tall skinny clothes horse, a short f2t woman isn't happy until she gets q dress just like it. Once in while the children will see napkin beside each plate o1 the table and they know that Com pany is coming for dinner If the Pesthouse was 10 miles long and mile high and could accomo date 10,000,000 people, it wouldn't hold all the Pests in this country.
 If a fat woman happens to lose four ounces she thinks everybody
 notices how slender she is getting.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27
What's In A Name

Luke McLuke refuses to reveal h.e real name. Even in the character sketch and autobiography of Luke published in the September Every body's, the Shakespeare of Wit withholds his real label. This ret icense on the part of the clevel Cincinnatian leads us to suspect that his real name is either William Jen nings Jones of Pussyfoot Johnaor Smith. How about it Luke Mash vile Tenneseean.
 We'll, the Vets claim that Lulle's real name is George Washington But the Drys claim that it is Ana nias.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27

finally subsided and is back on the job. Nobody can tell us anything about the agony the man has suf- fered. But until we get him to have his tonsils and teeth removed and to locate his residence 200 miles from the Kentucky State line we despair of a permanent cure for Luke George Baily in Houston Post.
 As Patrick Henry said: Give me sympathy or give me h-l!"
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27

Poland will be wise if it obeys the injunction of the United States and the Allies to make immediate peace with Russa.--(St Louis Globe Democrat
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27

If your real estate offering jus tifies it, make your ad strong enough to induce prospective buyers to investigate IN THEIR OWN IN- TERESTS.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27

every evening except Sunday ty the EAifi PRINTING COMPANY. at Second and Main streets 'u'' J.clo
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27
Oh, Joy!

q don't know what to do with that boy of mine,' sighed Smith. He has adnoids, he has hair lip, and Ee shutters. No wonder he cant make himself understood when he speaks
 "Oh, well, I wouldn't worry con soled Jones. Just think what ; wonderful train announcer he vii make when he grows up."
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27

In the athletic league of nations the United State occupies dominating position.-tChcago Newal
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27

The only way to stop the consumers ache is 10 pull the prohteors teeth.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27
MEMBER OF ASSOCIATED PRESS

crRCrI1AT1ON GUARANTEED TO BE MORE THAN
 DOr1BIE THAT OF ANY OTHER ALASKA NEWSPAPER
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27
BITS OF BY PLAY
 @- By Luke xcLuks Copyright y Cincinnath
 Enquirer
Mean Brute

You must think a greaS deal oi your wife, don't you?' asked Mrs Naybor.
 "Yes," replied Mir Gabb. But il wouldn't be healthy for me to put my thoughts into words when she is around.'
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27
SUBSCRIPTION RATES

Delivered by carrier in Juneau, Douglas, TreadV
 for SIPS per month.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27
Paper Can Add sloo,oOo.O .OOO to Alaska Trade
Seattle Times
Seattle Times.) One hundred million in Alaska paper chemical pulD and mechanical pulp by 1850!


 One hundred million in Alaska paper chemical pulp and mechanical pulp by 1850!
 ''Impossible!" the pessimist eXclaims
 Improbable perhaps-but not impossiblei
 In the period between 1911 and 1920, Canada s pulp and paper exports increased nearly $l00000000
 The figures are official, being announced by the Canadian Bureau of Information in the United States, with offices in New York City.
 In 1911, the Dominon's exports of these commo- aities were valued $S,639,9S4 In 1912, the value was but $S 9601S6.
 There was only limited market for outside pulp and paper then in the United States. The big jump came in 1917. when exports were valued at $46,521,S77.
 From that time they steadily increased in value 1918, $63,506.222; 1919, $S3,S62566 1920 Cfscdl year), $104, ,6369ol
 Alaska will not be compelled to wait so long for her new paper and pulp industry 10 grow.
 The causes that in recent years sent the export figures in Canada soaring will give lAe Territory output a tremendous boost.
 But even if the Northland progresses no more rapidly than Canada has since 1911, t will be cx- porting $10O,000,O0O worth of paper and pulp by 1880.
 Think what that $1o0.OOO.OOO in added Alaska trade will mean for the Territory and for Seattle!
 Only criminal policy of restricted development can prevent the Norhand from bccoming within the decade, the chief of print paper material on this continent
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-09-27
The horrors of Prohibition

You tell 'em. Minnie, you can give 'em the Ha, Ha!
 You tell 'em, Bill, you're well posted.
 You tell 'em, Alarm Clock, there's some get-up 10 you! You tell 'em. Sandpaper, you've got the grit,
 You tell 'em Fountain, you're on the Square!
 You tell 'em, Bridge, you make 'em come across,
 You tell 'em, Tooth, you've got the nerve!-Billie Wood Please Pass The Paris Green
 George!
 (HOuston Post.)
 Luke McLuke's personal liberty foot, which has been gouted up to the capacity of three gallons, has
Arizona republican., 1920-05-26
MAY NOW BORROW FEDERAL CASH ON PROJECT LANDS
Farm Loan Board Makes Ruling In Favor of Mem bers of the Salt River Valley Waters Users Association

Farm holding land under the Salt River Valley project may now bor- row money from the United States government as the result of a ruling made by the Federal Farm Loan board in Washington. A small amount of money is already available for this purpose and may be had some time in July.
 John L. Gust, legal adviser for the Salt River Valley Water Users associ- ation. now in Washington, sent the following telegram yesterday to Sec retary Henshaw which tells of tho ac- tion taken:
 "The Farm Loan board assures us they are ready to approve, subject to favorable report on drainage by the Farm Loan engineer and to funds be- ing available, farm loans on project lands privately owned when the proj- ect was undertaken. They reserve for future decision the question of loans on homestead lands for which the pat ent contains reservation of lien for construction charges. Shareholders desiring loans should make applica- ton. as a small amount of funds may possibly be available for loans in July"
 Secretary Henshaw anticipated this decision by the Farm Loan board and sent for application blanks. which will be here by June ]. About three weeks ago MT. Henshaw organized a farm loan association and received 30 ap- plications for membership.
 Interest To Be 5Ia Per Cent
 Hitherto the Federal Farm Loan board never has loaned money on re- clamation lands, as the government lends only on a first lien. It has now been decided that the Water Users as- sociation is responsible for the project as a whole and that individual farm CTS may borrow on their holdings.
 The Federal Farm Loan board was tabIshed in July, 1916. after con- gress and the president had provided foF it's organization. A year ago the Salt River Valley Water Users associ- ation started a campaign to enable the farmers to borrow money on project lands, but the time was not ripe for d decisive action until a short while ago when a committee from the associa 2
Arizona republican., 1920-05-26

tion went to Washington on matters pertaining to the development of this valley.
 It is provided that the farmer may borrow money at 5 1s per cent interest from the farm loan board. At pres ent S10O00 is the maximum amount that will be loaned to a single individ ual. but bill now is pending to in crease this amount to S20,000
 Great Benefit Expected
 Tn order to secure this government money. the farmer must first make application on a special form provid - ed for the purpose. An appraisal board then visits the land and aRoroves the application, which Is then sent to the Berkeley Land bank. which in turn checks up on the first inspection through a special agent in Phoenix. If the loan is approved by this latter investigation, it is forwarded to the Federal Farm Loan board in Washing ton.
 The Salt River Valley Water Users associa ton will take care of all de- tails of the loan transactions for the local farmers, who will merely have to call at the association headauarters and fill out the blanks when they ar rive.
 This opportunity offered to the farmers of this valley will prove ot great benefit and will enable them tc improve their lands to an extent not otherwise possible. It will also tend it is believed to cause a speeding ur in agricultural production.
Arizona republican., 1920-05-26
ELECT FIVE MEMBERS
 IF CHANDLER COUNCIL

CHANDLER, May 25.-In the city election held here on Monday the fol- lowing candidates for the city council were elected: Joe Smith, Hugh Gard ner, George Armstrong, Fred Seaver and David Jacobson. All the success fuI ones are representative business men of the community and will do the best in their power to make Chandler the leading city of the Salt River val ley.
 Departs for Rochester
 City Councilman Hugh Gardner de- parted for Rochester, Minnesota Sun day evening to undergo treatment from the Mayo Brothers, the celebrated phy- sicians. Nr. Gardner expects to be gone about three weeks or Q month.
 Returns Home
 Jack Crockett has returned home again and assumed his duties at the Bank of Chandler after spending a weeks vacation visiting Prescott, Flag staff and the Grand Canyon.
 Play Is Repeated
 At the request of a number of the local residents the operette given by the local high school on Saturday night another performance was given on Monday evening and there was quite q large crowd in attendance.
 Hold Class Picnic
 The 1920 class of the local high school held their class picnic at River side park in Phoenix on Monday. The entire class was in attendance and a number of their friends. A pleasant day was spent by all.
Arizona republican., 1920-05-26
MANY OF BEST MINDS HAVE FAILED ID SEE WHY IF SHRITUALISM

Many of the best thinkers of the
 world are entirely at sea in their eff
 forts to locate the intelligence back of
 the seance of Modern Spiritualism," declared Elder George B. Thompson
 last night at the camp meeting tent
 at Tenth street and Mcdowell road. in his address on spiritualism. And
 though there is many times fraud or tricl1ery connected with the actions of the medium vet we must not bury our head in the sand like the ostrich and
 refuse to investigate as to the real source of intelligence in cases where 1 fraud Is not practiced by the medium,
 he said.
 Reading from Isaiah S:19, 20, MT Thompson continued: Here we find that the claims of mediums must be measured by Gods word; and all that is not in harmony with it is darkness every spirit, but try the spirits So we see some spirits may be as they were when Christ was on earth--Spir- its of demons. l read here in Revela- tions IS about unclean spirits, that are styled spirits of devils working mir are going to deceive the world by means of their miracles. Now, when God says. Try the spirits, and here comes along spiTit-ism, let us try this sBiIlIs anu try IL DN the word or NaO0. Spirit-ism claims ability to communi- cate with the dead then it must champion the doctrine of conscious state in death--natural immortality of | the soul. But here we find that Bible teaching man is not immortal and that immortality is given to the right eous at the resurrection. While Feel. 9.5 tells us The dead know not any thing. Spirit-ism says they do So does Sir Oliver Lodge and Conan l Doyle but we will take Gcd's word 1 first.
 God says that when man dies. Tn | that very day his thoughts perish ," In answering the question that so nat
 urally arises: "If we do not talk with our beloved dead in the seance. then
 who do we converse with2' AIr
 Thompson said: Fallen angels who fell and became spirits of devils. who are l familiar with the words, features and actions of your loved ones. under cover of religion come to you in the seance Iand say I am your son that fell in defense of our country but my friends
 do not be deceived into this great de- eeption."
 NIT. Thompson will leave today. E.l 1 der F. l.. Benton from Duluth. Minn.. who succeeds Elder E. c. Roger as pastor of the Phoenix church. will speak tonight on Where will the kRighteous spend Eternity"
Arizona republican., 1920-05-26
COMMENCEMENT TO
 BE HELD OUT IF DOORS

Commencement exercises of the 1920 graduating class of Phoenix Union High school will be held on the sta- dium in the rear of the auditorium Thursday evening. according to an an- nouncement by Principal b. F. Jantzen yesterday. This arrangement will en- able many persons to attend who have not received invitations.
 The stadium will seat 1,500 persons, while the auditorium will hold only about 1900 by seating some of the audience in chairs in the aisles and wings. Those holding regular invita- tions will be seated in a reserved sec ton in the stadium.
 A cordial invitation is extended to the townspeople to be present at the exercises, which will witness the presentation of diplomas to the largest graduating class in the history Of the school
Arizona republican., 1920-05-26
NEckTIE BANKS NOW

VIRGINIA. Minn.-The latest thing in coin carrying devices is reported by the woodsmen who are drifting into Virginia in increasing numbers. ln- stead of the old scheme of carrying their stake in their wooden socks. loose in their pockets or in a wallet. the lum- berJacks and miners now carry it in their neckties. They insert the bills in the lining of the necktie pin the tie and then tuck it in the front of their shirt. The advantage lies in the fact that one has his bank directly in front