South Bend news-times., 1920-12-05
NEWS OF MISHAWAKA
Ne7CS7es office I2O Lincoln Way W. Phone Misha7Caka 10

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asked the physician, as he made
ready for the tests. 'NOt a fast
liver or anything Of that sort"
The little man hesitated a mo-
ment, looked a bit frightened, then
replied in a small piping voice. Il
sometimes chew a little gum
Cultivate simplicity" writes Ad-
dington Bruce one way il with a
bull-tongue plow and a gray mule
Another is 10 erect a barrier be-
tween a Pa -kard taste and a wheel
barrow income. And If you don't
fancy that. deposit your money
against the note YOU owe the bank
and let the investment in the Sure
Thing Oil or Coal company's stock
slide.
Louis Gerstbauer has gotten the
women residents in the west end TO
organize a gun club for the purpose
Of killing the burglars who infest
that end Of the town. Louis must
have something in his cellar he is
fearful OF losing.
A California scientist says there
are millions Of universes. Yes. We
have heard men speak of countless
eternities too, but nobody has ever
mentioned anything about the limits
yet.
The Russian soviets are said to
have put TO death only 9.641 last
year. Murder and assassination
ag.r. -
there that many people are getting
tired Of it.
There are a whole lot Of people
i'm this country who evidently do not
know just to what bolshevism leads.
We can inform them that il leads
straight 10 the cemetery.
ssa
A wear ago Mishawakans were ad-
vertising lots in exchange for auto
mobiles. Now they are advertising
automobiles in exchange for lots.
Youthful Frigidity.
Kitty. aged four. had been naugh-
" and her father had had 10 admin
ister vigorous correction before 60
ing to business. That an impression
mad been made was apparent when,
on his return from business in the
evening. Kitty called upstairs with
frigid politeness: Mother, your
husbands home"
AS is usual every Yuletide, h g
local postal authorities are sending
us all mail addressed TO Santa Claus.
OF course. we open and read it, Sc
lecting a few for publication in this
col. The past weeks bunch includ-
ing several from well-known citi-
Zens. For instance. Charlie Ostrom
wants nothing short Of a bank pres
tdcncy: Z. n Longstreet of the
Mishawaka pharmacy, asks for the
First National bank building: Dun
can Campbell will be content with
the removal Of the revenue men on
duty at the ferry between Detroit
and Windsor: Art Haslanger asks
santa to send Sunshine and moon
shine next Halloween; Sam Giberts 3
only desire. 'twould seem. is that the
day be heightened 20 30 hours, Bill
parmenter wants less business and
more time 10 give TO his lawn; Fred
Vogt hopes Santa will send a new
aranteed hair tonic; Ray Winey's
request is that the business men
association be rejuvenated and that
he be reelected president; Fussy
will be content If he is enabled TO
reduce his waist line; Ralph Feig
wants a hay fever resort nearer 10
Nishawaka: Otto Lang wants an
other Theodore Roosevelt 10 arise;
A. d. Warner wants another come
back with Fred Eberhart in the
pitchers box; f. ]. w. Fink wants
"a boy: Fred y. Smith wants his de-
nosits TO total S4.000.O00 next year:
Louis Gerstbauer wants 10 be allow
ed to shoot somebody; Stanley Nc
Intosh wants To establish another
bank at OsceOla: Charlie Metzger
asks for a mate for his ferret: Les
ter Hurwich wants 70 return TO
NTishawaka; y. y. Gross asks that
If be made possible for him to make
bi-weekly trips to the eastern marts;
Doc. Graham wants "a more ap-
Dendicitis operations before Christ
mas as furs are most expensive this
season: John Barnard wants 70 join
the Presbyterian church; Van Rie
is still hoping for a girl and wants
Santa 10 use his influence. N. w.
Mix wants continued good health.
He has everything else; Charlie Os-
trander wants the old lights put
back on Logan st bridge; Gus Eber-
hardt wants nothing for another
wear or so: Smithy. the restaurant
eur. wants to have three times more
space in which TO feed his hungry
Gangs: Ross Eminger wants a larger
safety box in which 20 store n
wealth: Fred Major wants the price
Of meat 10 come down; Oscar Gill
herr asks for a peroxide blonde, a
high stopper" he describes her;
+ X. Parks wants a change in the
city administration next fall. and
Fred Freuh wants a winter covering