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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13
Other Editors Than Ours
MAKING PRIMARY \ BURLEsQUE.
arthur Reid.

From the entries reported. the presidential Fri
mares I'm some states are likely to partake some
what of the nature OF q burlesque. Owing TO the
small number Of indOrsers required Cor entry there
those who. unapprecatve of the proprieties vet
yearning for the advertising have entered them
selves candidates for either the presidency or
vice presidency
Such not known outside their immediate
neighborhoOds and may be well known there
but their names viii stare at the voter when he
scans the ballot The primary system has in many
in The nomination of president IL should not be
permitted 10 fan TO the plane the ridiculous In
oregon candidate for vice president bears the
name of Washington and in his behalf il is alleged
90 be stated that he is descendant the Father
OF our country" We fail 20 discern wherein the
compliment lies IN either direction That the matter
Is regarded a joke 20 be indicated but
then the OF humor quite sadly perverted in
some.
Nomination Of candidates for president should be
a dignided proceeding and should not be conducted
a vaudeville show II may be true that every
has right 10 be candidate. yet 1t follows
that any who has real popular support would
not be exc. e. by making the privilege OF having
The nr-cted the ballot contingent on show
ing that thc4e Is a bona hde demand for such can
ddacy.
such a method would thwart the designs OF the
jokers and Llace nomination OF candidates for the
presidency of our country the hich diEnihed
plane that it ought 10 occupy
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13
More Truth
Than Poetry
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE
MINDS AND MONEY.

MINDS AND MONEY.
Why worry and work till you're
broken and gray.
Collecting a barrel or pelf,
And hoping the while you will spend
ii some day,
On skittles and beer for yourself?
The minute you purchase a ring or
q pin.
Or clothes of snapper cut.
Your children Will hustle an alienist
in.
And pay him to prove you're
nut.
Although YOU have probably ruined
your health.
In rearing your mountain of gold.
Don't pin any hopes on the power Of
wealth.
To brighten your days when you're
old.
Your children viii swear if you
open your purse.
That you've long been addicted 10
drugs
And that now YOU are foolish or
senile or worse,
And declare YOU have always
been bugs.
The money you won i'm the game Of
finance.
May not be as clean as il should.
Though often you've taken a dcs-
perate chance.
II will never do YOU any good.
For as soon as Gou go 10 some tri-
fling eXptnse,
For clothes for yourself or your
wife.
Your children will swear that YOU
haven't good sense,
And never have had all your life.
I used to regret that I never could
make.
Though I toilcd at my trade like
a slave,
Till fifty or sixty. enough of a
stake
To make easy my path TO the
grave.
But since I've been reading the
papers OF late,
am filled with seraphic content;
Nobody will say that my minds not
on straight
When they know that L haven't
cent.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13
FOR THE HALL OF ZANE.

Nominations being again in order for the Hall OF
Fame Of New York university, numerous names
are being suggested from which Il will be selected
at this time. The first nomination of negro for
this honor is announced that of Frederick Douglass
VINO was a slave and achieved fame as orator
and advocate of emancipation. Douglass possessed
intellectual qualities Of high order and after he
succeeded in gaining his freedom successfully dis
charged the duties Of several important public po-
sitions. He was so well known the present
generation Booker r. Washington, but he was
pioneer and a more striking figure a
leader of his people.
Another nomination is that of Susan b. Anthony
pioneer suffragist an especially timely in view
OF the approaching adoption of the federal const-
tutional amendment giving women the vote.
The Hall Of Fame was established in 1900 and
every five years an electorate composed of zone
hundred eminent citizens" ballots the names
presented for its consideration. Fifty names
to be Inscribed the tablets at the beginning
and ave additional names every fifth year there
until the year 1000 when the $50 inscriptions
will have been completed.
only the names Of persons who have been dead
at least 10 years inscribed. In 1915 nine names
were admitted: Alexander Hamilton, Mark Hopkins,
Francis Parkmau. Agassiz Elias Howe. Joseph
Henry Rufus Choate. Daniel Boone and Charlotte
Cushman. The first to be chosen, in 1900 included
Washington. Lincoln Webster. Franklin, Grant
Marshall Lee, jefferson, Emerson, Longfellow, Full
ton Farragut and clay
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13
The Horoscope
TUESDAY. APRIL IS.

The aspects in the astrological
map for this day are almost negligi-
bic There is a lunar senli-square to
Venus which introduces petty cares.
annoyances and appointments in
TO domestic social and affectional
matters, and similar aspect with
regard to Mercury brings the same
condition of small anXieties per
pleXity and dissatisfaction into the
realm Of commercial and profession
al occupations and interests. The
main ACCOMPLISHMENT i'm this con-
uection is TO be cautious in the
signing of all letters. contracts and
writings. as Mercury holds a threat
in this direction.
Those whose birthday il is have
the augury OF an annoying and anx-
ious year without the threat Of any
real misfortune They should sign
all writings with care. \ child born
on this day is likely 20 have a rather
uneventful career unless the hour Of
it's birth indicates otherwise through
some star variance.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13
WHAT SOUTH BEND NEEDS is NOT
ONLY INJUNCTIONS BUT A GRAND
Jury


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South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13
RERNICE.

Bernice is an suspicious name. Il
means bringing victory and is one
OF the many names derived from
the Greek mike" signifying victory
Nike was the goddess Of victory and
named the images which adorned
the prows of the warships Of Greece
The famous Winged Victory is the
largest OF the Mixes.
Feminine names ending In nike
We're very popular with the Greeks
Berenike was used in-early times in
Macedonia and was sometimes Speli
Pherenike. The princesses of the two
Greek kingdoms OF Syria and Egypt
favored Berenike and there are in
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13
PA PERKINS
SCI.

The average
man without a
car just loves TO
see il rain on
Sunday. Cam
paign cigars al
ways IN a k . s
everything smell
like fall.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

of the allied governments should pacidly toer-
ate French occupation of Frankfort, it will mark
the beginning of of international anarchy
the like of which the world has never seen" says
q German official. The Germans ought know
something about international anarchy. They in
vented
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

A kidnapped boy in Lexington.
Ky. telephoned from his hotel, and
the police. who had been all at
sea" found him as soon as his
mother told them where ne was.
Something familiar about that A
soon as an alleged murderer's wife
squeals the South Bend police knew
exactly who il was that committed
the crime. but for four years-sh
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

Even the common citizen has his day. in
four years. But unless he gets busy and NOM
mates the sort of ne wants to vote for that
day won't do him much good.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

Il is presumed that Holland has seen to il that
the deforestation practiced by Herr Hohenzoern
has been done scientifically.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

The New York stock Exchange announces that II
has reformed again. Anybody having any dealings
with it will take warning accordingly.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

In the last issue Of the Saturday
Evening Post. the Protestant
churches announce financial drives
for only 100000. 900 TO evangelize
the heather. The cost of making
Christians must have gone up along
with a lot of other things.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

Seventy thousand dollars worth OF
red ticker was found in cheese at
Buffalo. We sometimes have
thirst, but never yet have developed
much of a laundering for a cheese
cocktail.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

Eagerness Of the Japanese to leave Siberia is
little short of marvellous, as the occupation
Of VIadivostok demonstrates
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

Some diseruntled citizen proposes an educational
for legislators. The very idea! Anybody
qualified to make laws in this country At least,
that's the theory
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13
WHAT'S IN A NAME

Facts about your name; it,
history: its meaning; whence IL
was derived: its significance;
your lucky day ard lucky Jewel.
BY MILDRED MARSHALL.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

France returns good for evil by saving the Ger
coal mines from destruction by Germans. And
for this righteous deed France will get the coal
Germany owes her.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13
The Tower of Babel
By BILL ARMSTRONG

SONORA DECIDES TO QUIT
MEXICAN REPUBLIC-New
headline.
How about Victrola and Column
bia2
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

The French don't make pence by resolution. They
the other.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13
Yct We Did Fight.

According 20 Sims ct al AZ the out
break OF the war we couldn't have
nut up a good scrap with the Swiss
Navy.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

None Received ut White House.
II Mr.. Burleson ever wrote that
reported resignation ne must nave
neglected 20 mail II.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

Charley Schwab sez music will
cure the industrial unrest in this
country.
SUPP ose Charley's idea is TO turn
on Count Your Many Blessings.
Name Them One by one" when
ever a working man begins TO feel
blue over the prospects of laboring
a couple of weeks for a suit Of
clothes.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

IooI, What Happened in Albany.
Apparently "a country that Is safS
for democracy is not safe for demo
cratic socialism.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

WILD LIFE CENSUS FOR
STATE SOON-News-T Times head
line
In these days Of cafeterias and
make-yOur-ow this census ought
TO be a cinch TO take.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

summer" Maybe It was a party
lire.
CHARLEY GOODANSORE.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

Joe Grand Leader has made the
first payment on a new Cadillac
sedan.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

Bill Dunkle sends us a postal card
of the Woolworth building from
New York. It's funny but we We're
always under the impression the
Woolworth building was in ROches-
ter.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13
IN TIE EDFToR,s MAm.

Mr.. Tower.
Dear Sir:
We often wonder if Gen.
Grant referred to the South
Bond telephone service when he
said: I'm going TO fight il out
along this line if IL takes all
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13
LOCAL BRIEFS.

The Tower management has put
one of its most expert reporters on
the case. to see If Bob Jones is any
relation TO Nelson, the affable fu-
neral director.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

A Chicago furniture store is ad-
vertising a 1915 special in the shape
of Camel OF the Desert Lamp. The
bronze figure of a camel is mounted
on base supporting the lamp and
shade. How any prohi9itiOnist' =
home could be considered complete
without one OF these Camel of the
Desert things. is more than we can
figure. our idea of the thing would
be 10 have a small, inconspiCuous
tube leading out of the cameTs
mouth. and have the jigger so con-
structed that when you PRESSED old
Mr. Camel on his hump. You could
draw yourself a pint of old seven
and one-half percent. We wouldn't
worry about the reading features of
the lamp,
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

Thieves in Chicago are different
from thieves anywhere else i'm the
world A party of them has Just
stolen $4,000 Bibles in Chicago.
The Bibles must have been taken
by mistake from the rear end OF
some drug store.
As the Chicago Tribune SCI.
Don't buy Tribune. borrow
a NpWS-TimaS
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-04-13

Copyright. 1920
The Washington herald., 1920-04-10
BRISQUET WITH ONION SAUCE

Wipe the meat with a damp cloth,
and tie 1t into a compact shape with
strips of cloth. Place it in a deep
kettle with boiling water Cor part
Of the stock IL possible). Add a
soup bunch, several cloves and pep
percorns. Simmer until tender, add
salt when partly cooked. Take the
meat from the liquid, remove the
cloth. and place 1t in a hollow bak-
ing dish. Beat one egg and spread
over the beef, then sprinkle with
coarse crumbs, and brown under a
flame or in a hot oven.
For sauce-for a three-pound
piece of meat-cut up half a cup Of
green onions and cook these with
two tablespoons of butter or butter
substitute. Brown slightly. Stir in
two tablespoons of flour, add a cup
and one-half from the stock of
brisket, and a tablespoon Of minced
parsley. Keep the sauce over hot
water. or in a double boiler, until
the meat is finished. Pour the sauce
over the meat and serve.
From leftover prepare beef GRO
quettes. There should be enough
left from this roll to prepare cro-
quettes for a family of five for the
second meal.
The Washington herald., 1920-04-10
Body a Themostat

The best heating systems today
have a thermostat, which regulates
the heat of the furnace automatic
ally, and, regardless of the outside
temperature, the house is kept at an
even heat. The human body was
probably the first heater so equip
ped.
The normal temperature OF the
body. 9S.4 degrees Fahrenheit. is not
affected by change in atmosphere,
but remains the same in health, In
winter and summer. 1t has no vlsi-
BILE thermostat, but we know that
il depends on the co-ordinated ac-
tivity of the muscles, skin, blood
vessels and the allcontrolling nerv-
Gus system. The production OF heat
is balanced by the loss of heat.
This temperature is made known
by means of the clinical ther NOM
eter, which should be tested ana
proved to be accurate before using.
So steady is the body temperature
that an increase or decrease of two
or three degrees is cause for anx-
iety.
The temperature varies slightly
"a fraction of a degree) with the
time of the day II is lowest about
a. m. and highest at about p. m.
Age also affects the temperature,
and there is a slight variation in
different tcmperaments. Persons OF
nervous. excitable tcmperaments are
subject to elevations of temperatur"
from very slight disturbances. par
ticularly in hystcria. 1t is high n
the infectious diseases.
Copyright, 1870. by the Nc syndicstel
The Washington herald., 1920-04-10
PUNCTUATION RULES
MADE EASY TO,LEARN

One of the first things that must
be learned by the young man or
woman who sets out to become
thoroughly competent stenographer
is the proper use of punctuation
Morris w. Croll. Ph.D., of the de-
partment of English. Princeton Uni
versity, has contributed an interest
ing and highly-instructive chapter
on this subject in the New Univer-
stiles Dictionary being offered to the
readers Of this paper.
Prof. Croll explains how the num-
Der of punctuation marks in COM
mon use has gradually Increased
with the development Of the art OF
printing. Through the use Of these
signs the meaning of printed OF
written discourse is rendered clearer
to the eye of the reader. How and
when to use each of the twelve
marks now employed Is fully ex-
planned by Prof. Croll, and the rules
he lays down can be easily learned
The remarkable success which has
attended this dictionary offer shows
that the people of this city appre-
ciate the opportunity given them to
secure at a nominal cost such a
valuable educational work.
The Washington herald., 1920-04-10
Daily Horoscope

All good auguries attend this
day, according to 'astrology. Ura-
nus, Mars. Saturn and Jupiter are in
beneic aspect
II is a day most favorable to big
business and should benefit COM
merce.
Clear vision on financial propo-
sitions should encourage large en-
terprises. Great fortunes may ac-
crue from this days investments.
Men and women are likely to
agree in views on business and
politics, during this government of
the stars and the sway should be
a most auspicious one for organi-
zation or plans.
Again there Is a sign of prom
Use for soldiers who may obtain
financial benefits.
Engineers and scientists have the
best sort of a direction. under this
rule of the planets. They will find
many novel avenues of work that
brings large returns.
During the remainder of this
month and through part of next
the aged should benefit greatly. An
old man will be greatly honored.
but no one far past sixty is likely
to achieve the highest political
leadership.
Many lines of trade will be ex-
ceedingly active during the next
month, but bankers may have grave
anxieties and responsibilities.
Physicians and surgeons should
be very fortunate today. They will
be much concerned, however, by a
big national problem.
Policemen come under a rule that
is believed to make for exposures
of graft and dereliction of duty.
Reforms in organization of the
forces OF more than one city seem
to be indicated.
Mortality among children, writ
ers and artists is foretold for the
summer by a London astrologer.
Persons whose birthdate IL is
should safeguard the health dur
ing the coming months. An active
and prosperous year is forecast.
Children born on this day are
likely to be quick Of movement,
keen-witted and perseverinE. Girls
should be protected from the
chance of marrying unhappily.
The Washington herald., 1920-04-10
Remodeling Wife '' :s .s:::: :;.::.' { ::.''-
txeCiars s;sdie.s..,

braid hef in a towering rage, In
terspersed with blasphemy. or he
would despairingiy cry: Doris, will
you never learn? Will you never
realize that know better than you
what you should do in such and such
a situationT
This time he chose both methods.
After he had stormed. calling heaven
and all the powers therein. to wit
ness his humiliation at having a
wife SO devoid of good sense and
good taste as 70 60 tearing OF into
the night with her brother-in-law
on a perfectly useless errand. with
out even a word of explanation or
farewell to him, he began on the
never learn" tack.
Doris, can never make you up-
derstand that people in good society
do not act as you do? What do you
suppose Margaret thinks OF you for
going of with George on an errand
, which she had been forced to re-
fuse on account of her duty to her
guests, just as IL you were Haunting
your disapproval of her refusal in
her face? What do you suppose the
guests thought when you disap-
peared abruptly after dinner with
out excuse or good night? What
do you suppose I thought, waiting
for you to return to the drawing
room and trying to meet peoples s
polite interest in your supposed in
disposition. which was the excuse
Margaret and ] gave outr'
Doris made a weary gesture.
or course, know what youu all
thought. what you all think yet. But
curious as II may seem to you. !
don't really care"
Darlington stared at her In amaze
ment.
You mean-you mean-you don't
care what i think" he stammered
half angry. half dumfounded.
Doris nodded.
odd. isn't IT." she said brightly,
and laughed. The laugh was ragged
with tense nerves. but Darlington
was too stupefied to be analytical
However. something in its ring re-
called vividly the attack Of hysteria
Of n few weeks before.
Come here, Doris" he commanded
more gently. you are overtired and
nervous. let me look at you"
! He made as II to draw her to him,
but Doris repulsed him petulantly.
"Oh, do let me alone! I hate to
be cursed first and kissed after
ward"
The Washington herald., 1920-04-10
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.

"You found this on the noor?" ]
queried. pointed to the violet-tinted
paper.
Mr.. Travis Lloyd inclined his
head.
And what's still stronger evil
dence. also perceived the immacu-
late back of Mr.. Tony disappearing
through the library Window
/ gasped.
You actually saw him7-
Mr.. Lloyd shrugged expressive
shoulders. ~
Il couldn't actually swear that II
was he. But il was amazingly like
him"
"This-this beats everything"
stammered. .'Oh. he must have
taken leave of his sensesw
He took more than leave" said
my companion, grimly. He went
on with some valuable securities OF
| mine-and'-here a shadow crossed
his face-''he also took some family
papers that / wouldn't part with for
the world! They could not be OF
the slightest value to the fellow
Their interest Is a purely senti-
mental one. And III want them
back"
What are you going to do abou,
it?" / inquired, still with the feel.
ing of blank astonishment in m,
mind. The pawning of Alice,
bracelet had been bad-Tony wa.
guilty there-but this was worse.
II intend to prosecute," said Mr.
Lloyd, still scrutinizing me keenly
THAT is. IL you'll permit me?'
| vnu1 Whv dom
understand / returned his gaze
What have i got to do with it?"
| Mr.. Lloyd took the purple-tinte
note very gently from my fingers.
This is a valuable piece OF evi
dence. He dropped this note. You
probably have to identify IL, in
court of Law"
| drew back somewhat discon
certed. Publicity of this sort woul
be quite hateful.
'Oh, would 1t be necessary Dis
taste was on my face.
| Mr.. Lloyd looked perturbed.-
Il hate. to drag you into it," h
said. He stared for a moment int
the heart of the fire. as though h
would find a solution there. 81 don
mean the loss of the securities s
much. But I want those famil
papers back" A resentful CLEAR
shone in his eyes. Justice ough
to be done, you know-at any cost.
I wheeled round on him. A sudde
anger came to me THAI / should b
dragged into this wretched business
who only cared for jim
| why don't you talk to Alice An
struther," 1 cried. She's Tony
boon companion. They're always to
gether. She's the. one who coul
throw light on the situation. VIII
not ask her."
Mr.. Lloyd came a little closer I
me.
For excellent reasons" he sal