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The Harrison times., 1920-05-08
Warning to Tourists.

Hugh Walpole, the English novelist
said at a tea in Philadelphia:
81 advise you, If you 90 to London,
to engage your hotel accommodation
IN advance, for all the London hotels
are crowded all the time.
"An American was walking the
Strand the other day, when a red.
nosed chap touched his arm and said;
"'Could you give me a few cOppers,
sir, for a bedY
"'A few coppersY said the Ameri-
can. why, man, I'll give you cou-
pie of soyereigns Where the deuce
Is It? I've been looking for a bed all
over this blasted town for two days. "
The Harrison times., 1920-05-08

ity have amasseG fortunes, achieved
power, beside which the most eXtrava-
CANT fiction appears puerile. He
thrust his hand across the table.
I'm with you, Dan" he said.
The Harrison times., 1920-05-08
(. The City of
!. Purple Dreams

g &
The Harrison times., 1920-05-08
Perhaps He Saw in That Momentary
Flash Another of Those Men Who
Have Made Chicago the Wonder
Cty-the City of Purple Dreams.

ity have amasseG fortunes, achieved
power, beside which the most eXtrava-
CANT fiction appears puerile. He
thrust his hand across the table.
I'm with you, Dan" he said.
1t was in the following December
during the height Of the Christmas
holidays, that Fitzhugh was intro
duced to Symngton Otis. This day
was notable one for renewing casual
aCQuaintances.
The past year, although It had
added not a little to his capital, had
failed to carry Fitzhugh as high as
he had intended it should. He had
suffered many reverses, for his reCk-
less habit Of plunging often carried
him backward as well as forward. But
these setbacks If keenly disappOint
ing, were not discouraging, nor were
they improbable. He learned by
each Of them using them as stepping
stones. He never made the same mis-
take twice
Attred faultlcssly cigar between
his teeth, a malacca stick under his
arm, he was standing in the rotunda
of the Board Of Trade that December
morning, reading kilograms just hand
ed to him, when Otis entered, accom-
panied by three or four men, among
whom was Hunt. Otis had glanced
several times at the striking, black
bearded man standing Il short distance
away absorbed in opening and scan
ming the yellow telegrams before he
asked:
"Who Is that felIow2 Anyone you
knowY
lie indicated Fitzhugh, and the 9th
ers glanced in his direction.
"The greatest financial genius" said
Hunt, 1--WE ever known"
obs looked again at Flt2hugh who
had finished his kilograms and was
moving off, Majestic looking devil"
he observed. "Mlght make n nrstcass
villain for mclodrama, I've noticed
him several tines Of late, believe
suppose you call him over Hunt? !
think I'd Ike to meet HIM"
with glad ucqulesconco Hunt hur-
riod after Fitzhugh and caught him eX-
citedly by the shoulder.
"What do you think, Dani' he cried
joyonsly.
FItzhugh dropped his cane In mock
cxCltat0n.
"Tbe Bank Of Englands failcdH he
gasped.
"OtIS wants 10 meet you"
81 knew that long ago. was
The Harrison times., 1920-05-08

The enjoyment Of beautiful flowers
Is common to all the Inhabitants Of
yapan
The Harrison times., 1920-05-08

Never take dangerous Calomol
again! "DodSon's Liver Nno" will
start your liver and quickly rid you
Of all miSerles OF constipation and
biliouSreSs; all the headache, diEzi-
ness bad breath, sallowness and stom-
sch distress goes Calomel slckens'
salivateS gets into the bones, cramps
you. 'DodSon's Liver Tone" is per
The Harrison times., 1920-05-08
Easily Remedied.

"Whom have we here? said the
king Of the Cannibal islands as a prls-
oner in soldiers uniform was dragged
before him.
"He appears to be raw recruit"
answered the prime minister.
every well. cook him.
The Harrison times., 1920-05-08

feet substitute for Calomel and r. "a
pleasant and harmless you can safely
give lt to children II doesn't sicken
you or shake you all up, A large bot.
lie costs but few cents at your drug.
glsts, Dodson's Liver Tone Is guar
antoed to net better than CHlOmel or
you get your money back. No argu-
mept ADV
The Harrison times., 1920-05-08
Had Enouah.

"Whats the fuss at the fountalnT
Cholly has been drinking there all
day"
"Yes, and the druggist has refused
to sell him any more ice-cream soda"
The Harrison times., 1920-05-08

No gift is better worth giving than
a beautiful thought
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-04-03

CAFE ron sALE-EIceiient tocation.
Hnfgain price, cheap rent Phone Cedar
soc
FOR SALE -tiardwHre Htock. fixtures aud
building. worth ~ 500 or will trade for
farm MILO ~ Ilsdley. Vera. okla.
FOR HALE-Firnt cinsH cigar and news
stand; will stand Investigation. Address
u L. nnIn ihln nfflnn
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-04-03
AUTOMOBILES

WNNItI--NI IOMOhIIfN ~
WANTED Ford touring car. late model
state lowest cash price no dealers
Address 9s3-R care ~ world
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-04-03
KEAL ESTATE LOANS
FARM AND CITY LOANS

AN UNLIMITED AMOUNT. of money cr
hand 10 quickly make farm loans IN
any part ~ oklahoma for long time Win
day. also some good sized farm loans in
other HntCs. straight loans or monthly
payments made. fulsa business property
and residence property At lowest rates
monthly payment loans with payments
eHs each year, nancy adv anecd as build
bldg, ie y. Fourth ST, phone Usage Su.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-04-03
Federal Used Car Market

Federal Used Car Market
1919 32j Packard Chummy, like
new.
1919 Marmon passenger; Al
shape.
1917 Marmon Touring
1917 Packard Chummy
IS Cadillac Touring Car
1918 -Four passenger Colo.
1915 seven passenger Peerless
.e-73 Mercer Roadster, all new tires.
4 number of other high grade bar
gains.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-04-03
FINANCIAL
M 4iNr@s OrpOIlriNIrIrl

li.NppN apartment fut sale. well To-
,atcd on the east side. we'll furniAhod
. good lease aud money maker rrico
81 600, cash $1,000, aud balance 500 per
month Call Mr. naker. OsaEa 7fgi.
city Realty Investment 60, aeh Iowa
lldW a. * loailc Manager
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-04-03

HUGHES and Seminole counties leases
bought and sold send Tor map w. =,
Ryan. lioldonvilie. okla. over Adams
store Phone ikn
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-04-03
FINANCIAL
,iisIAIss nrrnilII

81 SiNISS OprUhil NlIitN -
RESTAURANT FtNIrHEs We build
back bars. mirror frames, stools;
tsbles; chairs, steam tables, coffee uTns,
complete equipment. save you money;
easy monthly payments, Grosman Foun.
tain co. Dallas Teras.
FOR SALE small grocery. sl7 W.
brady OHaFo nc
REAL ESrATE mortgage notes for sale
To net you 10 10 20 per cent on invest.
ment. tax paid well occurred and payment
guaranteed. Sterling Investment Co in
corporated. Turner H'fR Third and Main
TRANSFER bgsincss for sale or trade
- 500 cash balance terms FOR par
ucularN address 4. q BoS ll5k Tulsa.
FOR SALE-A firft claHH good grocery
store. am new fixtures. good location,
must rsll IN account Of siekRsAs. Phone
Cedar il3a.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-04-03

NOTICING want 10 contract Tor the
drilling ot three OIL wells IN New Mex
ico. IN Do Haca, Chavss and Eddy coun.
ties Address II J Keogh. toi Conueoti.
cut st Uuffalo - Y
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-04-03

WANTED Boy 20 work In a large office
superviso tho mailing of letters and run
ming crrands. good working conditions
and bicycle furnished: fine chance for
lng references 10 Box sst-F, World
WANT-Few good Falcsmeu 10 soil weekly
income record Hnd income tax record
system 10 business mon good seller. lin
cral commissions Addrrra Hii-B. World
WANTEB AutomobiIc mcChsuIu ~
once 'lf T. Second
WANTED -Four good cuserE. capable OF
earning $3.50 Co $3.50 prr month mono
but good men wanted. must Scigh 800
pounds OF more. with lots n pen. most all
work by the string. Apply J. Ia SOudefs,
Bo1 .4s, SkIatook. kla.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-04-03
- MUTT JEFFJEEF CONES RIGHT
AUTOMOBILES
AUTOMOBILES IOR sNif

MAXWELL touring car. Al condition,
new tenders. nov tor. sew paint new
tires. for sale cheap itt' D.. Rurnctt
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-04-03
FINANCIAL


OF INND~ MD ItAstr ia
800 on 500 SHARES southwest OF re
fluinE Co stock to trade for car or city
lot Alhreas ils.n. rnre world.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-04-03
nuILDING Nh CoNrRACTING

bIIIDING ANN tONIRAtTING 2i
100. 600 BRICK FOR SALFs-immediste
del'Vsry, new and used builder also
delivery. See US first. W T.. sullivan.
machinery. Phone Usage t37A
CARPENTEH w0rk by dsv. contract or
per cent, large or small; work guar
snteed: repair done also. Phone Osass
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
NUT-BEARING NATIVE TREES
OF Them All the Hickory Is Easily
the Best Known, and Grows
Nowhere Else.

OF the nut-bearing American trees,
hickories are perhaps the best known,
being strictly North American trees,
none now growing in any other part
of the world. OF the ii known spe-
cies one is Mexican, the other Is grow
ing east of the Rocky mountains. In
diana boasts of six species, of which
the shagbark, or shellbark, is the most
noted, because of it's nuts and pc
culiar bark.
The wood of most of these species
is tough, strong and flexible, but be-
cause of it's value for implements and
fuel the finest trees Of our forests
have been sacrificed, the crop of wild
nuts decreasing as a consequence.
The pecan is the largest of our
hickories, being native of the south
ern and southwestern counties of In
diana and growing to perfection in
the rich, moist soils of river bottoms.
The black walnut grows west from
western Massachusetts to Minnesota.
Its branches are stout and spreading,
forming a round-topped tree when
grown in the open.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
II You Need a Medicine
You Should Have the Best

Have you ever stopped to reason why
it is that so many products that are ex-
tensively advertised, all at once drop out
of sight and are soon forgottenf The
reason is plain-the article did not fulfill
the promises of the manufacturer. This
applies more particularly to a medicine.
A medicinal preparation that has real
curative value almost sells itself, as like
an endless chain system the remedy 10
recommended by those who have been
benefited, to those who are in need of it.
A prominent druggist says Take for
example DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, q
preparation 1 have sold for many years
and never hesitate to recommend, for in
almost every case it shows excellent re-
suits, as many of my customers testify.
No other kidney remedy has SO large o
sale"
According to sworn statements and
verified testimony of thousands who have
used the preparation, the success Of DR..
Kilmer's Swamp Root is due to the fact,
so many people claim, that it fulflls al
most every wish in overcoming kidney,
liver and bladder ailments; corrects uri-
nary troubles and neutralizes the uric
acid which causes rheumatism.
You may receive sample bottle OF
Swamp-Root by Parcels Post. Address
DR.. Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y,
and enclose ten cents; Also mention this
paper. Large and medium size bottles
for sale at all drug stores.-Ady.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
IF BACK HURTS USE
SALTS FOR KIDNEYS
Eat less meat IL Kidneys feel like
lead or Bladder
bothers.

Most folks forget that the kidneys,
like the bowels, get sluggish and
clogged and need flushing occasion
ally, else we have backache and duh
misery in the kidney region, severe
headaches, rheumatic twinges, torpid
liver. acid stomach. sleeplessness and
all sorts Of bladder disorders.
You simply must keep your kidneys
active and clean, and the moment you
feel an ache or pain In the kidney
region, get about four ounces of Jad
Salts from any good drug store here
take tablespoonful in a glass Of water
before breakfast for few days and
your kidneys will then act fine. This
famous salts is made from the acid OF
grapes and lemon juice, combined with
lithia, and is harmless to flush clogged
kidneys and stimulates them to normal
activity. 1t also neutralizes the acids
in the urine so it no longer irritates
thus ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is harmless; inexpensive
makes a delightful effervescent lithia-
water drink which everybody should
take now and then to keep the kidneys
clean, thus avoiding serious compli.
cations.
A well-known local druggist says he
sells lots Of Jad Salts to folks who
believe in overcoming kidney trouble
while 1t is only trouble.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
MEAN: TO SERVE AS BEACON
Statue of Liberty at New York Is Not
Fulfilling Original Purpose
of Designer.

The statue of Liberty, in New York
harbor, is electrically Illuminated
that is, so flooded with light as to be
rendered brightly visible at night.
Originally, however, the idea was
to make it serve as beacon. and for
this purpose the flame" of the lady's
torch was cut at the sides, the open
ings fitted with glass, and nine duplex
arc lamps placed inside.
Thus was obtained a light which,
upheld at height of 305 feet above
the water, was visible "a miles out
at sea, or ten miles beyond the anchor
age of the outside lightship. Its main
tenance was assigned to the govern
ment lighthouse board.
But the lighthouse board declared
that 1t had little or no usefulness as
an aid to navigation, its value being
purely sentimental, and in 1902 the
light was extinguished, the business
of Illuminating the statue being hand.
ed over to the war department.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER.

Constipation invites other troubles
which come speedily unless quickly
checked and overcome by Green's
August Flower which is gentle laxa-
tive, regulates digestion both in
stomach and intestines, cleans and
sweetens the stomach and alimentary
canal, stimulates the liver to secrete
the bile and impurities from the blood.
1t is sovereign remedy used in many
thousands Of households all over the
civilized world for more than half a
century by those who have suffered
with indigestion, nervous dyspepsia,
sluggish liver, coming up of food, pal
pitation, constipation and other in
festival troubles. Sold by druggists
and dealers everywhere. Try a bottle,
take no substitute.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
Cautiously Stated.

The American officers who came to
the courts at Cannes to compete for
the army tennis championship were re-
quired on their arrival to report to
Colonel Johnson, the organizer. When
one competitor came in, Colonel John
son, according to American Lawn Ten
mis-, looked up and said:
Are you tennis player"
The lieutenant looked a little bash
full and replied:
swell, think am-at least, l have
orders to prove It."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
CREAM FOR CATARRH
OPENS UP N0STRlLS
Tells How to Get Quick Relief
from Head-colds. It's Splendid!

In one minute your clogged nostrils
will open, the air passages of your
head will clear and you can breathe
freely. No more hawking, snuffling,
blowing, headache, dryness. No strug-
Cling for breath at night; your cold
or catarrh will be gone.
Get small bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist now. Apply
a little Of this fragrant, antiseptic,
healing cream in your nostrils. 1t PEN
ertates through every air passage of
the head. soothes the inflamed or
swollen mucous membrane and relief
comes instantly.
It's just fine. Don't stay stuffed-up
with a cold or nasty catarrh--Relief
comes so quickly.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
He Wasn't So Much.

Giles grandmother, with whom he
lived, was i'll and the little fellow was
left uncared for except for his own
childish efforts. One day he came
home very dirty and shabby in ap-
pearance and with his stockings down.
His grandmother bewailed the fact
that she was unable to take proper
care of him.
Gee, grandmother" said Giles, you
don't know the world. You ought to
see the other guys"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
The Newspaper in North Africa

Extra !" shouted in the streets of
Algiers or any other North African
town would not bring the people of the
streets crowding about the newsboy,
but would send them hurrying as much
rs 1t lies in an Arab to hurry, to the
"office" of the public reader. He holds
an important position, his duty being
to pass on the news of the day TO Hit
crate citizens.-The Christian Herald.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
unansWerable.

81 hope you didn't take a second
piece of cake, Ethel?" said the neither
to the young daughter, who had been
visiting friend for tea.
Eyes, I did, mother" replied the
child. You told me never to contra
dict, and the lady said: I know you'll
have another piece of cake;' so what
could l say?"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13

The Slayer Cross" is the thumb
print of genuine ''Dayer Tablets Of
Aspirin" 1t protects you against imi-
tations and identifies the genuine As
pirin prescribed by physicians for over
eighteen years.
Always buy an unbroken package Of
"Bayer Tablets Of Aspirin" which con-
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
A LADY Of Distinction.

Is recognized by the delicate fascinat-
ing influence of the perfume she uses.
A bath with Cuticura Soap and hot
water to thoroughly cleanse the pores,
followed by a busting with Cuticura
Talcum Powder usually means a clear,
sweet, healthy skin.-Ady.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
His Table Manners

F1atbush-I don't like those paper
napkins.
Bensonhurst-But they are sanitary,
you know.
Perhaps so. But they scratch my
neck when l tuck 'em in my collar"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
A Number of Them,

Horace-Did any man ever kiss you
before l did?
Helen-Yes, dear.
Horace-Tell me his name so can
beat him upl
Helen-Tm afraid that he might be
too many for you.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
Still Frivolous.

"The war sobered some people"
"Yes?"
But not Mrs. Calder"
"No?"
"She's going to Europe soon and she
is asking everybody what would be the
proper costume TO wear when viewing
a battlefield. "-Birmingham Age-Her-
aid.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
Forced Honesty.

Dick-I picked up quarter today
and gave it to the owner.
Father-That's good honest boy.
Dick-Yes. couldn't help it. The
man that dropped it had me by the
ear.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13

A cup of Garfield Tea before retiring
will next day relieve your system gently
and thoroughly of all impurities.-Adv.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13

Work that has not a cent in it may
be the best paying job in the world.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13

Nothing is made in vain except the
extremely fashionable girl-she is q
maiden vain.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
Natural Action.

"What do men do when they are
drummed out of the army, pop?"
"They beat it."
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13

Mistakes of the past should be made
over into guideboards of the future.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
THE Flavor laStS-+.
Steel Needles Chinese Invention.

Steel Needles Chinese Invention.
The Chinese were the first people in
the world to use steel needles The
Chinese needles slowly made their way
westward until they were brought into
Europe by the Moors.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
Perjury.

Said the almost philosopher: "It's a
mean man who will lead his little boy
to believe he is penniless when the
kid asks for one"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13

A mans second love is apt to be
worth more money than the first
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13
Back to the Old Home

He had just vacated one house on
the street for another farther down.
A few days later he came hurrying
home, and when he came to the old
place went in as usual. Passing into
the living room he sat down, but when
he came to himself he was gazing at
three total strangers. "Oh, beg your
pardon!" he exclaimed, to their amuse-
ment. He departed hastily, but the
joke leaked out to his great embar-
rassment.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13

Put your business before pleasure
or by and by you won't have either.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13

And the Boss Can't Fire and Fire!
Browne-The laborer is worthy of
his hire.
Towne-Yes, higher and higher.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1920-02-13

tains proper directions to safely relieve
Colds, Headache, Toothache, Earache,
Neuralgia, Lumbago Rheumatism, Neu-
ritis, Joint Pains, and Pain generally.
Handy tin boxes of twelve tablets
cost but few cents. Druggists also
sell larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin
is the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture
Of Observation-Disclosures of SalicyIicacld.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-01
PASSPORT LAW
IS UNCHANGED

Regulations governing the issuance
Of citizens identity cards for use in
Mexico and border permits will not
be changed according to instruc-
tons received by T. ". Berkshire,
inspector Of immigration for the Dor
der district. from the state Depart
ment in Washington. Under instruc-
tons Issued several days ago a charge
OF SO was to have been made begin
ming July 1. for the issuance Of ideuti-
tv cards and permits for border use.
Requests for a revocation OF this
order were sent to the state DEPART
ment by chambers OF commerce along
the border and by congressman from
border districts.
Under the Instructions Just received
all regulations which previously eX-
listed governing the Issuance Of per-
mits and identity cards are TO remain
cards be verified by the American
consul in Juarez- According to Nj.
Berkshire's -advices this will not be
necessary in the future
The difference between a border
permit and an identity card was eI-
planned Thursday by the inspector Of
immigration. He said that a border
permit IS the documentary permission
issued to aliens resident in the United
States to cross into Mexico for q dis
lance Of 40 miles. The Identity card
is that issued TO Americans who de-
sire to cross the border. The same
regulations are now in force in Mex
leo that operate here relative 10 pass
ports. Persons desiring to travel into
the interior Of Mexico viii be charged
SO for their passports under a re-
Gently enacted federal law.
Whether Mexico viii lift the ban on
emigration OF laborers from that
country 70 the United States 70 help
American farmers with their crops
Is still undecided. The chamber Of
commerce has received a telegram
from Roberto Y. Pesqueira. Mexican
fiscal agent in the United States. who
IS now in Mexico City. in which he
says he will use his influence to have
the ban lifted at once. A charge is
made by the Mexican government for
the importation Of laborers from that
country for temporary use here.
There are 800 laborers in Juarez. &C
cording to the agricultural depart
ment Of the chamber OF commerce,
who are waiting 70 come into the
United States to work on farms but
who are held up by government re-
strictions-