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The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-12-27
Revelations
of 0 Wife
ay AoELE oARRlaoN.

How Madss Felt When She Saw Or.
Petit.
was up very early in the morning
Of the day We had set for eur motor
boat picnic In honor q the Under
woods
Katie and } had done at of the hakA
Ing necessary the forenoon before. bat
there We're many things watch had
60 be left until within 4 few hours ~
uthrting Otherwise the vlandS We
Rad prepared with such care would
not have the freshness wished
Early as ! was | found Katie in the
kitchen before me. had promised
Katie that she should accompany Us
On the trip. ard she was like a child
Ia her excitement and delight over
the proposed outing
"Not I DO first Misslm Graham -
she asked, as came into the kitchen
get breakfast or feex desc hoxes7
Let us get tha lunch packed first,
Katie. and out of the way" I returned
Every body "a asieep yet. and we viii
not disturb them untl We have to-"
II hy everybody You mean nae. I"
chimea a gay voice behind ns. sfust
count yourselves mistaken. bur you're
RIGHT about breakfast Those lazy
boys upstairs won't BE down FOR a
good two hours yet They'd onlF be
Tn the way. anyhow I'm here Ia help"
Lillian Underwood stood smiling az
-. hut such a changed Lillian thst I
stared N her open mOufhad. she had
slipped on askirt and a daimtv ten
iacket bound her hair loosely and
carelessiy az the nape Of her neck and
neglected 10 pat on the atrocious mask
Of powder and rouge which she gen.
orally wore Her hair. 81 course had
the same metallic brightness which
hetrays the attempts ~ foolish women
70 stay natures work. 1t contFasfma
q BIT oddly with the lines OF care III
i.iilian's face, which she had always
concealed beneath her make up.r and
which were pitilessly revealed by tie
morning liaht.
Lis improved Makefun.
But the texture q her skin vas
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-12-27
Adventures of
The TtUins


WASP WNasEa AFtSNs
All the creatures IA Mr.. Scribble
scratchs school had something -
say about having seen the handker-
chief that Nancy. had lost. with the
charm tied in the corner. the charm
that the Magical Mushroom had left
with the children 50 that they could
understand the language Of all the
creatures while they were helping the
fairy school master.
Now that Il was lost. the children
were in great distress. for no matter
what anyone said. il sounded like 40
much gibberish How was Nancy 10
teach them any more singing. and how
was Nick to be truant officer any
more. when the mothers and fathers
couldn't understand fhemg II only
they had divided the charm into two
"a piece Of the pink silk lining out Of
the Magical Mushrooms hat II was)
Nick might have kept a piece In his
pocket and they would both have been
safe. But q was no time now 20
think OF that.
Cobhie Coon thought the milk weed
silk might be Il; but Il wasn't OF
course. when they went 20 look.
Bud Beaver said he had seen some-
thing white through the woods. but
"a only proved 20 be Cutie Cotton
tails tail
seamper Squirrel said there was
white thing beyond the briar tangle.
but 81 was only a bit OF birch bark.
Then Wasp Weasel held up one
paw. Il think Snoop skunk's got IT.
he said.
Those are only my white stripes
you see" protested Snoop Indignantly.
Bet you ten cents YOU got Il your
self What you got under your left
arm ?"
lie was only guessing. 81. course
but what DO you Think Suddenly
wasp let something drop, but not be-
fore he had bitten the corner off Il.
Then he streaked for the door. Wasp
had stolen Nancy's charm. without
doubt.
Copyright. 1890, y. = A.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-12-27

/ eddy. NO. you and Katie set ths green
stun. and ri begin to pack IN here.
what do you want done to this chick
en- Is IL 70 be used for sandwiches
or what7'
Il think II would be nicer yunf "a
carve IL and wrap each piece in waxad
paper. and serve with crisp lettuce
sandwiches. don't you7' ! asked, AZ
took up a basket and followed katla
out OF the door.
Now you're talking" she answered.
Go on after your vegetables. III
have these birds all ready for you
when you Eet back
she was - good a. her word and
when We came back with tho baskets
Of vegetables. for which nicky Rad
stipulated when planning the trip. the
taak Of packing the lunch was well
under way.
by the tiuae Dscky and Harry Tn
derwood finally got down 10 breakfast.
after several sutnmonings. the eatahlea
were all neatly packed and placed
upon veraada table. ready for tho
taxi.
"Polaeei rfelns" exclaimed Dlclxy,
when. after breakfast was over, ws
gathered on the veranda waiting for
the taxi and he caught slgla 81 the
bulky bundles.
"what do you think Harry and
are. pack horses7s
katie will carry some OF shern.@
Lillian returned s0othlngiv sAadxs
and | viii help. too. and then when
you set down % tho trolley you can
make Az purkee take his share"
Hes only one more.y Rrowled
pickey. there's plenty % truck here
for four able bodied men: what We
need il another man.
"A Real, Live Mar"
Lillian caught my eye and gave an
lufiustesimai saittle wink
/ remembered her words IF the night
before, when ahe had wished for \
real, live. g0od-looktng. not too Sc
fious man, who. Is provoking Dlcky'a
Jealousy Of me, would turn his atten-
tion from his beautiful model. Grace
Draper.
Dicky grumIled about the necessity
for adding another man 20 our cutting
all the way down ~ the corner whore
we were to take the little Crest Haven
trolley.
- we allghied from the taxl and
stood waiting for the Durkeea aud (
Grace Draper 20 arrive. I caught sight
II = tau. slender. yet well knit figure
coming across the road toward -
] caught my breath In an emotion
which I hardly knew whether 20 label
dlsmay or pleaaureable excitement.
Something told me that the man LIZ
liar had wished for had arrived
The man coming toward % was DT.
Pettitl
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-12-27
LEAauE AceoMPLlsltMENTs.

Friends ~ the league OF nations are
jubllant az they analyEe the results
~ the recent meeting ~ the assembly
al Geneva. In listing the major ar
compMshmenta 81 the meeting. they
point particularly az thu following
high lights;
The meeting established precedents
for international discussion and CO.
operation going far beyond anything
previously recorded In human his
tory.
Every participating government be-
came equipped with . staffsf trained
people familiar with the workings and
policies Of the League
Delegates from the smaller nations
ana from countries recently counted
a. colonies played an unexpectedly
important part IN the proceedings and
proved themselves genuine leaders
The assembly proved Itself an in
dependent body capable 81 Initiative
and determined 60 assume its FUN
share % responsibility without any
tendency toward arrogant self-asser-
tlon.
The organization - the League was
EMtMNA1ANA @A4 NOMINATIONS AA#M AWt
It's future development and improve
ment.
The adoption 81 a budget placed
the League on a sound financial basis
SIX new states were admitted 70
membership. che admission Of two
former enemy states marking the most
important step taken 80 far toward
a bridging ~ the chasm created BY
the World War
Article \ OF the covenant was
formally interpreted a. q guaranty Of
protection against unprovoked foreign
aggression. and not a. a guaranty 81
the Territorial limits and political
conditions established by the peace
treaties against changes Of any kind
The adoption OF the plans for an
international Court % Justice marks
the first effective step toward fhs
creation q an international tribunal
nos confined 20 the part % a mere
mediator or arbitrator
Definite provisions were made for
the use Of the economic blockade
against possible vioiators " the cove.
nant.
Bureaus we're established TO deal
with economic questions and inter
national communications
A special committee was appointed
% take charge - the fight against
typhus and other opidemics in East.
crn Europe.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-12-27

Ever since The miikmans little girl
asked saata for a COW we've been
wondering
~ sidney. u has decided to quit.
-@oe#
pid Youe-Did you forget any 81
the folks you had Intended 90 remem-
her az Christmas
Thls i The snai week = The Jour
nal.J. Parker Read Dr.. scenario con-
test
punta Gorda Herald Gays tourists
are 30 thick there that they are run
ming their flivvera over each other.
in deseriblne an accident IN which a
man was knocked of the sidewalk by
. d gas-buggy.
The number Il Christmas fires this
year vas lower Chan usual Indicating
that the campaign ~ education con-
dsctet ~ tha fife Insurance under
writers had nomel effect
-O-
Throwing . hal game l. not erin
inal sNys Judge Willis ~ Los Angeles
We don't know the Judge but Wen
Eive Odds that he isn't a fan.
o.
The sooner congress stops blowing
bubbles about saving the country ~
building tariff wallis and gets busy
citing the wheels az foreign commerce
the better q win be
-~o-~
Gabrielle DAnnunzlo would like TO
swap = few good poems for a side 81
bacon and some spaghetti
30
Both Harding and King Constantine
are taking the newspaper men into
their confidence. u will b. a dun
day when there isn't a whitohouse and
Athens date line on pare one.
o.
In these days ~ aaulteration. fret
thing we know they'u Sc running milk
trains without a cow-catcher ~ North
Adams tMass) Herald.
10
some poor city children visited a
farm. Each was given a glass 81
milk Well boys how DO Yen IKE
IT, Fine, { wish our mflkman had
COW. Dallas MornlnG News.
-
Tor sale. COW that gives five quarts
~ milk a dny also two grindstones
and one set % harness. Winnipeg
wee Press
-
Mlssresa-'I saw the mtnman kiss
yea this morning In the future I
viii take the milk myself Jaue-sTt
would % re use mum. lies promised
never % kiss anybody bat me wits
bang
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-12-27
~ Edmund Vsns. csska

First ~ the men % state.
Wrestler with furious fate.
Hcir 20 our love and hate.
What need % call him great
What need % Hiid hts namef
What need % cry acclaim
Tens praise and shorter blame
Leave to hts future fame.
Rot now may any mar
Meaaure hts sweep and npan.
We are TOO close 20 scan
AT - tho patterned plan.
Hut when the war-curse came.
tiia words % living flame
Gave 10 cur country'a claim
Its meaning and Sc name.
AT through the noisome night.
All through the ahriekinm fright
lfm kept mans spirit white.
DE heid aioft The Light
Ard when the world was peaced.
shall We not say. a. least
Die was tho wotiv1 priest
Whoae face held toward the East.
Ana when Times tale Is spun:
When THE ionk agea run
With wars foFevur done.
Wv names shall BE- o. none
More E'aricua Ga fha sun.
Win the Great Victory won.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-12-27

MissouFian attitude. But Constantine
may really make good on some q
those professions. or do his best In
that direction lie has the great ad-
venture 81 having his people with him.
King and nation are both outcast now
for betrayal o. their best friends
among the nations. Both may yet
redeem their regulations
II Constantine really shows forth
fruits meet for repentance. prejudice
against him should disappear. with
king as with anybody else. Il Is not
what he was but what he IL that
counts.-St Augustine Record.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-12-27
LOOKING FORWARD.

Christmas has come and gone bat
IN our hearts Il can always be Christ
mas. The gifts we gave and those
We received were bat outward sym
bpls ~ the good viii which we had
FOR others and which others had for
US
with many folks Christmas time
IL not season OF true JOY and hnppi-
ness. but Is. rather a season when
certain duties. are 20 be performed
May lie. whose birth we observed.
help as not 20 80 consider the day nor
tie season Let rs rather remember
,hat we have friends and that though
the Christmas time has passed set
throughout the days and weeks that
are 20 come. we can show our friend
iiness and hcipfulness In the good we
do
Charles pil kens said = viii honor
Christmas Day in my heart and cry
a. keep n an the year" Let rs try
10 emulate his spirit and not Be "a
those whom susan Coolidge described
when she said;
we ring the bells and raise
the strain.
We hang up gariands every
where
And hia the tapers twinkle
fair.
And feast and frollc-and then
We 80
Back 20 the same old lives
again"
IN tho few days remaining 81 the
year 1890 10 have chance 20 re-
trieve ruuch % our neglect. We can
clean house and set our lives ~ order
for the new year which We all may
hope viii be happy prosperous and
ron of opportunities 70 serve.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-12-27

Mintresa-'I saw the minxman kiss
you this mornlng IN the future
viii take the milk myself Jaue-'Tt
wonld 10 ne use mum. lies promised
never % kiss anybody bat me. wits
Manw.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-12-27

and dances and looks charming
whether in boys clothes ar other
wise. and altogether is Just "Afitxl" as
most people would only have her Eel
IA Sears has written some snappy
dialogue. and the music il rlneful and
the girls pretty and Col Savage. the
producer. used exceedingly good taste
in his stage sets. sydney Green
street Jean Newcombe and others
assist. Miss Newcombe Is as statues.
cue as the Statue OF Liberty and Mr.
Greenstreet modern sir Toby.
Ivan Bankoff dancer In tho
Greenwich Village Follles. = 70 pre-
sent Mile. Phebe. the graceful dancer
IN the same play I'll series az dance
matinees. lie viii Of course. give her
artistic as well a. managerial aid
Senorita Marcia Grever. noted
spanish pTima donna. who sang at
the Princess Theatre this week Is
writing popular songs for the cur
rent music stage. She b. a foremost
spanish pathfinder Ii the music
world
Avery Hopwood sails for London
next month 10 help in the English
birth % The Bat which he and
Mary Robert Rinehart wrote.
Fritz Leiber. the Ehakesp0arean
star who Is now playing in New
York was described by one enthusiast
tic critic as "the leading shake
spearean exponent on the American
stage"
LanEdon Mccormick. author of 1.-THE
Storm" which was some time since
produced in London. viii present this
IN Paris next year.
Mitnitzky. the great Russian violin
lst. the last Of the noted foreign arr
lists TO arrive "a the United states.
will debut az Carnegie Han. Jann-
airy 81.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-12-27

some poor city children visited a
farm. Each was given a glass 81
milk Well boys. how DO yen like
IT, Fine. wish our mikman had
a COW Dallas Morning News.
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-12-27

This - The anai week = The Jour
NALL Parker Read. Jr scenario con-
fn4f
The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-12-27
a Reformed King


That man Constantine may turn out
pretty fair kins after all His pro-
fessions ~ love for the allies seem
hypocriticai. but he no longer has any
reason o. love the German kaiser or
the German government. and ne il
shrewd enough 20 know where his
Interest lies. His queen shows a sim
ilar reasonableness as the two return
gioriousiy to the royal palace IN Ath-
ems fnom which they were elected In
dishonor. The queen harps no more
on her relationship 70 wilhelm Hohen-
zollern. but reminds All hearers that
her mother was English
AT the rehuifs administered 70 Con-
stant'ne are taken with good grace
Re announces enthusiastically that he
IL gninS 70 smash Mustapha Kemal.
ana put up fence against bolshev.
ism ~ The eastern end - the Mediter-
rahean. and protect the Armenians
and make Turkey carry out the terms
~ her treaty with the allies
The latter have naturally adopted a
Evening journal., 1920-03-12
By russ sIMONTON.


Since the 0rst shaggy man, In the
says when the world still was warm
with the heat Of its forging, bent a
crooked branch beneath the carcass oi
his quarry man mas pursued 'he isnis
fatuus Of perpetual notion ,,,o,
Al the age Of 7. became perpesus. .
motion discoverer. ! geared a 10Y uioIol
and dynamo together. Inc uyna,no AZ :
should furnish electricity 10 orlNe ene
motor in turn would spin the dynamo
n was a good idea, but 1t didn't WorA'
NV grandfather. told me why.
;sv[Jhenever." he said. "you can pace
en,al weights on the pans OF a grocer ;
scsIe and set the scale to swinging so
that n will never stop, you VIII nave
solved perpetual motion. You can't gel
something for nothing. son. Nature ue-
rnands her lust dues In the dynamo
motor machine you have. and IN the
Orocer's scales she takes her tax IN TIC
fion mss You can build a machine so
well that It will take nature months'
even wears. 10 use up your stored-ln
mower in friction, but mind you, she Il
do itr'
There isn't a perpetual motion" ma
chine in existence that isn't an attempt
10 keep the scales tipping Search
among the complicated pulleys and
balls and wheels and always you VIII
find the same state OF affairs. Equal
forces are opposed 10 each other and
friction is consuming stored-up power.
There IS q clock. now said to be IN
Chinese palace, that was built In 1000 in
ENGLAND. II ran for 100 years In the
clockmaker's shop and II II Is still In
good repair Is probably running and
will be running at the worlds end. But
isn't perpetual motion
This clock runs because OF the fuc-
Evening journal., 1920-03-12

uatlon OF atmospheric pressure. Its
wheels are turned by a barometer II
will run so long as changing weather
increases and decreases air pressure.
The clock does not generate at power,
II only uses the power Of nature II Is
not different. fundamentally, than a
steam boiler that burns coal, or an au-
tomObile engine that consumes gasoline.
The sun stored energy In coal and gas
and the sun makes the air to grow
dense and expand
Probably you know a man who Is
"lnventing perpetual notion" There
are scores OF such inventors In every
town. II this inventor friend OF yours
will show you his device. you'll nnd that
one bubble OF air. or one sponge or one
magnet or one cog. seeks to draw an
other bubble, sponge, magnet or cog, OF
exactly the same weight up an incline.
Your inventor will tell you that he has
made the machine run a day, a week or
Evening journal., 1920-03-12
Wife Doing Good Work

Il have been bad or With stomach
and liver trouble and bloated for many
years. No doctors or medicine helped
me. on the advice OF my druggist |
bought a bottle OF Mayrs Wonderful
Remedy and | don't want 20 miss a
single dose. It has given me more
beneni than all the medicine have
ever taken. I feel ] am doing good 10
recommend II TO others" Il Is a SIM
pie, harmless preparation that re-
moves the catarrhal mucus from tho
intestinal tract and allays the lnfam-
nation which causes practically all
stomach, liver and intestinal all
ments, including appendicitis. one
dose will convince or money refunded
J. NJ Eekerd and druggists every
where.
Evening journal., 1920-03-12
DEcOy COINS USED
BY DIPS IN ROSrON.

BOSTON. March i2-Numerous thelfts
by pickpockets have been reported r4-
Gently and police have warned the pub
lie against a new trick. In a street car.
elevator or other crowded place. a pick
pocket scatters handful Of small
change on the floor. He robs his vic
tins as they are engrossed In aiding
him to recover his money.
Evening journal., 1920-03-12
ETHICAL CULTURE
LECTURE SUNDAY.

Horace ]. Bridges. leader Of the Chi
cago Ethical Society. Will lecture in
the duBarry room OF the Hotel dupont
at O'Clock Sunday afternoon. on
Conservative Advances Versus De-
structlve Revolution" The meeting
viii be under the auspices Of the VIII
mington Ethical Society, and will
probably be the concluding lecture
for the season. II will make the flf-
teenth lecture OF the season. It is
hoped next year to have a longer sea-
son with some activities added. aside
from the Sunday afternoon lectures.
Evening journal., 1920-03-12

sl30 for bushel OF castor-beans,
that enough TO buy i.335.0O0 bushels.
Which equals three million gallons
OF the pesky stuff.
That's enough oastor-oil 70 give
every man, woman and child In the
U. S. tablespoonful every morning
for a week
American growers didn't produce
that much oil-or rather csstor-be sans.
But they planted their acres with It
and they claim that much damages
because the war suddenly ended ana
knocked The bottom out OF the castor
oil business.
Evening journal., 1920-03-12

a month spd that he is now working TO
"cut out the friction" He'll try to con-
vince you that he can do It. He has
come very near doing It before. He
never Will quite succeed.
II Is all summed up in the law OF the
conservation OF matter and energy.
There is just so much matter and so
much energy In the universe. None is
created or destroyed. Ponder as you
will, you can't think OF a single thing
that moves or turns or falls that isn't
simply using stored energy.
Evening journal., 1920-03-12
SOME CASTER-0IL
PILL FOR u. s.!

WASHINGTON. March i2-Uncle Sam
is now engaged In swallowing a bit
ter pill. It's a castor-oll piu.
Enough saldl You know what cas-
tor-oil tastes Ike.
This p a 100000 pill. And you'n
take II. too, In taxes. For that's the
total sum that may be reached by the
Air Service claims board in settling
something like 1900 claims from far
mers who lntenslvely cultivated castor
Evening journal., 1920-03-12
ans 10 provide oil for airplanes dur

beans to provide oil for airplanes dur.
ing the war.
Castor-oil Is a delicate subject any
where. But especially at air servic,
headquarters. Colonel William Ken
drlck. head OF the claims board, re-
fused to discuss the size Of the pill be-
ing administered to Uncle Sam.
It's pretty sirong-nOi the castor
OIL but the rumor-that claims sell
tied will touch the 100000 mark.
At wartime government prices OF
Evening journal., 1920-03-12
Coughs and Colds
Catarrh, Group, Sore Throat Ban
ished BY Hyomei.

The germs OF catarrh do not exist IN
the same atmosphere with antiseptic
Hyomei pronounce Il High-o-mel.
Breathe Hyomei and relief from catarrh
coughs. sore throat or cold will come a.
two minutes.
Breathe Hyomei and that stomach strain
ing hawking In the morning viii quick.
disappear
germs; heal the inhamed membrane, stoN
the discharge Of mucus and prevent crust
from forming In the nose.
Breathe Hyomei for a few minutes eac
day I'D yourself Of contemptibi
catarrh.
Breathe Hyomei-give Il faithful tria
and then. A go a.e dut satisAeu, yVu 81
have yOui muley Oack.
Hyomel Is solu by druggists evefyWhei
and by n. Is. Dauforth.
Roanoke Rapids herald. [volume] (Roanoke Rapids, N.C.) 1914-192?, 1920-07-02
FIREMEN FORM SCOUT TROOPS

Boy Scout troops are to be formed
and attached to the fire houses In Pas
sale, N. j. Commissioner Preiskel
says:
"Boy Scout troops are to be formed
and attached to the fire houses In Pas
sale, n. J. We want az many troops
of Boy Scouts formed in our fire
houses as can be accommodated. ]
want to offer a prize to the fire house
developing the best troop. We want
to set the pace and maintain lead
on all other municipalities and really
do things in scouting.
81 cannot think of any work man
could have in which he would he more
privileged or be able 20 render a great
er telling service, than the work of as
slstlng In the training OF the youth"
The troops attached to the fire
houses will be specially trained in the
prevention of fires, handling of rope
lines, etc. Special requirements will
be adopted for this branch of the
work, with the possibility of the adOp.
ton of special insignia for the scouts
who become members of such troops.