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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21
d - oF DIVERsIoN.

I always hate TO get shine upon
these little shoes Of mine. because
the man who does the work. Greek.
a negro or a Turks always fun OF
energy and uses SO much pep on me
that, though ] cuss and look forlorn.
the william viii not spare ny corn
Some dag think my job III quit and
pelish shoes for Just a bit ] want 20
get the chance 70 shine the EinEs'
who hurt this corn Of mine. III get
them in my chair some way. and
when thew Equirm With pain III saw
AT last I'm even. Joe for Petei. Go
on and cuss, Revenge is sweet"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

Somehow. when you see a great,
big, apparently intelligent. man try
ing TO babble baby talk TO a little
fluffy flapper. it reminds you OF a
poor old circus elephant begging for
peanuts.
IS =
Charity balls ana garden fetes are
the canned milk Of human kindness.
Copyright 1890. BY Theeler syndi-
cate. Inc
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

John y. Kelly, the former star Of
musical comedy, IS the father OF
Harry Kelly. comedian OF The Mid
night Founders" The elder Kelly
went 20 the Century Promenade re-
Gently to see the performances. when
L was over his son cornered him
'HoW did you like ths show. Dad ="
asked Harry.
Pretty good. my boy" came the
reply. Keep on trying and some
day III be riEht proud OF you
maybe"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

GOSSIP.
Beatrice Constance. a new nezEo-
soprano, win be in Alltzfs show
Jack Strauss. e blaek-facs come
dian. has Joined The Century Re-
-on and oklahoma,r is the name OF
a nsw slfit 70 Be put in 4Buzzia'
Ruth shsnlsy has returned from
California 10 rehearsa IN @Wild
Bin Quaid's roof garden on Proc
tors Fifth Avenue tneater. O. proving
popular with performers these nights.
Bessie Bacon hasn't missed appear
ing IN a single Performance OF
"Lightnin' and g. has hi the sos
marx She's the daughter o. Frank
Gus play
Imbued with yachting fever I'd
Wynn bought a launch On its first
trip Il acted so badly somebody
named g the Perfect Eool- Ed and
that person don't speak nov.
r ZieEfeld. r.. is hunting FOR the
perfecr blonde for his new Midnight
Frolic-' She viii be used n "a start
ling number" There you are, girls
Frank ConroT has been engaged By
william Harris. r.. 70 direct PLAYS
and act roles suited 70 his tFpe. He
viii be featured IN 'Borderlaud7 with
Holhrook Blinn and Frances Carson
Sydney Greensrrest has been en-
gagged by Henry " Sewage. Inc, for
a comedy ron IN 1ltzfs new musical
play
Diamond and Grille Joe Browning
and Miller and Mack have been en-
EaEed by Jimmy Husssy for rattla
Tales
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21
Aboat Broad.0ay PLayg And PIayerg
BY BIDE DUDLEY.

NEW YORK, July 81 - Taylor
IN Holmes, in a new comedy drama
called Tomorr8W's Price" BY
samuel Shipman and Perciral Wide
viii be presented 10 the New York
public al the Hudson theatsr on July
% by A. H WOode- In the support
ing cast will be Felix Erembs, Wiz
liam p. Mack. Purnen Pratt. Tommis
Meade. Leonard Doyle, Doris Kelly.
Helene Lackaye, Louise Macintosh,
George Lyman, Edward Fielding. I'd
mund Abbey, Don 1lerrifield Ray
Wilson. Jack Mackenzie. william S.
Ely, Martin Alsop and g A. de Lima
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

Wagenhals & Eemper announced
definitely that spanish Live win
open At Maxine Elliott's theater on
Tuesday night. Aug II. Les Caritos.
two OF SPANS most noted dancers.
viii arrive fin New York tomorrow TO
appear in this play
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21
If l Had Ny Life
To LiOe OUer Again

I WOULD marry when I was IS in
stead OF IS and get an earlier
start IN life and Il was ever
born over again, would have IL done
in FL Paso.-J. r Shelton.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

Ben Hur" VIII begin its twenty
second season On September and the
work Of assembling the big company
Is now under way at the Erlanger
offices IN the New Amsterdam thea
ter Robert w Fraser viii again be
seen in the title role
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

The transfer OF 100000 barrels OF
good whisky in Chicago for medicinal
purposes only indicates that the sick
" season viii soon open in the Windy
Clty.-Baltimor American
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

DOSKO MOON has sold his farm as it
~ WIZ too oonfinin' Who remem-
bers when woman had come money
left T. put in her stoclrin's after she
paid fer 'em7
copyrEht. Natiansl Nawspapsr service.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

Philadelphia has a building and
loan association run exclusively By
and for women.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

We take this means OF apologlzing
70 the pastor OF a Long Island CITY
church for unseemiF levity on your
occasion Of our mirth was this; Tbs
man next 20 US sat down on his hat
Long Island City Star.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

The skipper Of the Resolute
Nay lose his can NOV here's q beautl
ne doesn't need 10 care a PAP
His vessel has a handicap.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

Eats are now made for the fat and
the lean This means women not
Docketbooks-
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

THE young lady across the way says
she enjoys a crowd but after all
there's nothing plessanter than a nice
long monolog between two intimate
friends
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE
He-f I were 70 kiss you would
you call for help
She-Would YOU need IT.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

Perlemoer In De Fiinheid." and e
is ciassed as a bijspsL which means
a happy play.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21
II Years Ago Today

FOLLOWING the earthquake at So
zorro the entire property loss win
be between $4,000 TO $1,000.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21
Patter And Chatter
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but doesn't put off the business
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WON'T PROFESSORS LEARNT
b. will
administration American repuhAe2
LOOKING AHEAD
whether bridge
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

If Billy Sunday became vice president he'll prot
bly, refer to himself the anti-yioe president.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-07-21

It not only Tained the other night but acted ike it wa
mad about it.
The Carlisle independent., 1920-03-11

Take HERBINE for indigestion. It relieves the pain in few minutes and forces the fermented matter which causes the misery into the bowels where it is expelled.-For sale by all druggists.
The Carlisle independent., 1920-03-11
A Voice Of Hope

The country may not know Bernard M. Baruch, formerly Chairman of the War Industries Board, quite as we'll as we do here in Washington. But that is because his political plumage is new and though it has been stroked and caressed to considerable degree by the President and MT. McAdoo and MT. Humility, the brilliant colors have hardly dazzled the country outside that portion of the continent traversed by lines of steel running between Washington and the lower end of Man haitian island. In other words MT. Baruch is "kind O new one." But he rates high. When he appeared be- C :. 0 linittee of Congress the oth- CT day, the general comment was He.e is man who knows what he is talking about" That being the esti- mate placed on his opinions at the Capital it is worth while to turn loose on some of his statements-and here you are:
 "The profteers and hoarders," said MT. Baruch, twill soon run to cover, with the markets returning to normal. Only cataclysm, an act of God or some development such as the over throw of the Government can prevent this. When the hoarders and prof. teers see that this greatly increased production is in sight, and they will be the very first to see it, they will unload and run to cover. With the restoration of normal transportation on sea and on land and with the world back at work, reduction of the cost of living is an absolute certainty. When the war broke out in 1914 it took 25,O0O, ,000 men from production to destruction. It took five men and women to care for the wants of each of these fighting men. This made the enormous total of 125,000,000 persons withdrawn from their normal pursuits. Factories were changed to produce agents of destruc- tion in unlimited numbers"
 MT. Baruch thinks that the United States has almost returned to it's nor- nal condition in industry. 'sTrue" he comments, "a great many have not yet resumed the job at top speed, but they are getting back" He pictures how other nations will return to natural conditions. with the result that prices too, will drop to normal.
The Carlisle independent., 1920-03-11
FOR SALE

One Liberty-Six automobile for sale. Good condition. Terms Il wanted Az 1t l.. Fl. PITCHER
The Carlisle independent., 1920-03-11

The income tax form is called a blank because blank is used to re- cord the comment of the man who is trying to fill out one.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
THE CROSvENORDALES NEWS SECTION

Next Sunday at the Swedish church collections will be taken for the hun ger stricken people of Poland and the Baltic Provinces. Several such col lections have been taken in the past for the people of Syria, Armenia, etc.
 Mrs. Anna Mathilda Swanson, one of the oldest members of the church, died Tuesday, Jan. l3. The funeral was held from the church, Jan. 16, and the services were conducted by the Rev. c. A. Lindevall. Mrs. Swanson is survived by five daughters and three sons, who were all present at the funeral. and great many grandchil- dren.
 The annual meeting of the Swedish Lutheran church was held Jan. l. at ' o'cloc kin the evening. Much i'm portant business was disposed of and everything was conducted peacefully and in an amicable way. The pastors salary was raised $i00. All reports were encouraging. though the some what decreasing membership calls for greater efforts in the future. Several new church officers were elected. Es- pecially was stress laid upon the fact that the young people should come to the front and "take up the mantle" of stieir parents and the older members.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
FOLLOWS WIFE IN DEATH
Fo.ter D. Child Dies Just Week After
 Wife

Foster Daniel Child, whose wife died last week, followed her in less than a week, as he passed away last Saturday. He was ill at the time Of her death and failed rapidly after that. His death was due to pneumon- ia. His funeral services were held at the home on Tuesday, Rev. F. E. liar rison officiating. The bearers were Hiram Jordan, Jahn and Everett May and Hermon Barnes.
 MT. Child was the son of Daniel and Lucy (Carpenter) Child and was born i | the house in which he died, Aug. IS. 1884. Excepting for few years residence in Thompson and out west, he had always been a resident here His marriage to Miss Eliza Asenath Ormsbee of Thompson took place Mar. II, 1863. They had no children and MT. Child's nearest surviving rel atives are three nephews, Arthur Child of Boston, Oscar Child of New York. and Freeman Child of San Francisco. MT. Child was the last surviving member of family of sev- eD.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
WEST WOODSTOCK

Several cases of daylight robbery from junk men. have recently occur red here. One woman living alone let one go to her henhouse for some roosters and he helped himself to over $2o worth of laying hens and bullets; two other women were badly cheated on weight, the loss of one be- ing probably $7 or $s, and the other $2 or $3.
 Franklin Wallace has purchased a pair of horses, light bay and black, from Young's stables, South Wood. stock. He is busy transporting baled hay for Bowne Brothers and is also drawing lumber to Willimantic and Ouinebaug from the Curtis lot m Westfcrd for w. s. Main of Wind ham. Mir. Main has purchased three timber lots in Woodstock Valley own. ed by Mrs. Leonard, MT Fisk and William Sumner.
 Stuart Sickler, who has been living on the Helen Carpenter place. but ow- inp to feeble health went last fail to board at the town farm, died there Tuesday night, Jan. f3. His health improved after going there and ter days before his death he was abou' the farm. Heawas 7f'ycarsof age. sHs has an adopted son in Germantown near Philadelphia. and a brother IT Philadelphia. Burial was Friday morning beside his wife in Barlow cemetery, Rev. MT. Baker conducting short service at the grave.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
ALL AROUND THE WOODSTOCKS

Mrs. Theodore Cox is confined to the house by illness A nurse is in attendance.
 Windsor White and Stuart May of Worcester spent the weekend at their respective homes.
 Plans are being made for a church dinner at the chapel on Saturday at o'clock. The roll call will follow.
 George Phillips, who has the mail route to Putnam, was obliged to use horses a couple of days owing to the heavy snowfall.
 No services were held at the Con- gregational church Sunday, owing to drifted roads, the pastor, Rev. Harvey Lawson. living in Union.
 Holmes Bugbee, who has been with his grandfather for a year or more, is attending the Gunnery school at Washington in this state.
 The men are arranging for so- eial to be given. next week. It will undoubtedly draw large crowd. l.. H. Lindeman is chairman of the com mittee.
 Relatives from here attended the funeral of Foster Child in North Woodstock Tuesday. He lived one week after the death of his wife. John and Everett May acted as bearers at both funerals. Mrs. Everett May and Mrs. F. A. Jordan sang an appropri- ate selection. MT. and Mrs. Child were well known to the older resi- dents, having resided at their home for 50 years.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
OLD THOMPSON RESIDENT DEAD

Nathan Chase, for nearly sixty years a resident of Thompson, died a, his home in that town Thursday morn. ing at 6 30 o'clock. He was SC years of age.
 Mir. Chase was born in Northbridge but came to Thompson when a young man. He was farmer and stone mason. He enlisted in Company e, S0th Connecticut Volunteers, and served nj that company during the Civil war, returning to Thompson af- ter his discharge.
 Mir. Chase was married nearly sixty years ago to Miss Ellen Sophia Bal lard, now living at the age of S6 years. He also leaves three daugh- ters and three sons.
 Mir. Chase was in the best of health up to a week ago, when he fell break ing one of his ribs. Pneumonia de- veloped and his advanced age so weakened him that he was unable to combat the disease.
 The funeral will be from the home Sunday afternoon at 1.30 o'clock.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
WEST THOMPSON

Phillip vineelett has been the guest If Southbridge friends the past week
 John Kinney of East Lynn. Mass passed the weekend with Phillip Vincelett and family.
 Albert Dumas is improving every day at the Day Kimball hospital and will soon be able to return to his home.
 Mrs. Sarah J. Case, Clara and Eva Malaga and Milton Sandstrom, all on the sick list the past week. are gain ing very fast.
 Mir. and Mrs. MacNally have gone to housekeeping in Putnam. We wish them all kinds of good luck, but are sorry to lose them from here.
 Rev. W. H. Bath, district superin- tendent, will hold the quarterly con- ference at the vestry of the Metho- dist Episcopal church on Saturday af- ternoon at l.30 o'clock.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
MRS. MARY C. BOHMAN

The mother of Mrs. William John son of Pomfret died at the home of her daughter on Friday morning, Jan. 16th, aged 93 years. During her quarter of century in this country she had made her home with Mrs. Johnson, and here she received the tenderest care to the very end of her long If.
 Mary Charlotte Bohman was born in Sweden on Jan. 18th, 1927. In 1894 she was left a widow, and the following year, her eldest son, Carl, went to Sweden and brought her to this country. For year she lived in Boston with her daughter, after which she came to Pomfret where she spent the remainder of her life.
 There remain to mourn her loss one daughter. Mrs. William Johnson ot Pomfret; son, Carl Bohman of New York; five grandchildren and foul great-grandchidlre = -.---- 3
 The funeral was at the home o1 Mrs. Johnson, Sunday afternoon at o'clock, conducted by the Rev. J Spencer Voorhees, of the First Con gre gational church of Pomfret.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
OFFICERS PLAN
 POMONA PROGRAM
Meet I'm Putnam and Formulate Plans For the Coming
 Year
Enjoy a Luncheon at the Inn We'd
 nesday Afternoon

Officers and members of the execu- tive committee of Quinebaug Pomona Grange met in Putnam Wednesday af- ternoon, when the various meetings for the year were planned and the lecturre's program was arranged. While the list of meetings may possi- ply be changed, as now arranged they will be as follows: The first meeting in February will be with Putnam Grange in this city. The April meet ing will be with Wolf Den Grange, Abingdon, when degrees will be con- ferred. The May meeting will be with Echo Grange, Mansfield Center.
 No date was fixed for the annual field meeting and will not be until the officials of the State Grange of the Pomona Oranges meet and discuss plans for the field meeting. The Oc- tober meeting will be held at Hamp- ton, with Little River Grange.
 It is expected that the December meeting will be held with Brooklyn Grange, but this is not definitely de- cided, the plan awaiting the approval of that subordinate Grange.
 These who were here for Weakness days meeting were Franklynn Ben- nettee, Pomona master, and Mrs. Ben nette of Ashford, Overseer Charles Whiting of Thompson, Lecturer Geo. Hamilton of Woodstock, Frank Haines of Pomfret, Mrs. Susie B. Williams of Brooklyn, Mrs Hannah Bates, Mrs. Mary Ross Munyan and Randolph H.. Chandler of Thompson. The party had dinner at the Putnam Inn.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
M.thodist Church Note.

Miss Marguerite Torrey's class held a social on Saturday afternoon at the home of Mrs. D. B. Gilbert
 Next Sunday morning will be the first of a series of services that will continue for a month. The morning theme, "The Life of Stewardship"
 The Norwich District Preachers meeting will be held at the Putnam Methodist church Feb. 9th and 10
 The fourth quarterly conference will be held at the church on Tuesday evening, Feb. 10. at 7.45.
 The subject of church home night was before the official board at its re cent meeting. The following com mittees were appointed: Mrs. Gas coigne and the Rho Delta class or banquet, J. Herbert March on public ity, the pastor to arrange for thu speaker. and Miss Graee |. Bennett or entertainment.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
AYE. TRUE SCOTS ALL

In Between You; and Me-" Sir Harry Lauder's book, he gives an ac- count of meeting a fellow Scot in the person of London policeman, during fog. Upon inquiry as to the possi- bility of reaching the Strand, the policeman had burst into laughter, then had taken his arm to lead him away Here, Lauder, thinking the officer had mistaken him for some character wanted by the police, ex- plained that he was not the man sought for.
 "'Are ye nor he asked me, laugh ing still. Are ye no Harry Lauder? Ye look like him, ye talk like him! An fancy meetin' ye here! Last time saw ye was in New Cunnock-gie' s shak O yer haundp
 s.I shook hands wi him gladly enough, in my relief, even though he nearly shook the hand of of me. told him was playing the nicht. e.
 "'Come and see me- I said. Heres a bob to buy you ticket vii
 "He took it and thanked me. Then when he had put it away, he leaned forward.
 "'Can ye no gie me a free pass for the show, man Harry?' he whispered
 "Oh, aye, there are true Scots or the police in London"
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
AMONG THE CHURCHES
First Baptist Church

This Friday evening at 7.30 p. m the family group of which Mrs. H. w. Thompson is leader will be held in her home on Woodstock avenue. A spe- cial meeting of the budget committed will be held in the home of Dr. J. B Kent, Church street, at 8 p. m.
 Sunday, Jan. 25: Services of di vine worship at 10.30 and TOO p. m The pastors subjects will be as fol lows: "The Rising River" Evening Thou Art-Thou Shalt Be-"
 Bible school at 12m. in the chapel
 Young Peoples service at p. m.
 Service at Brandy Hill Baptist
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
NORTH WOODSTOCK

Mrs. Charles Todd and daughter Rachel are spending week in Hart ford
 Mrs. John B. Heaiey has returned from the Day Kimball hospital and il improving rapidly.
 Secretary of Agriculture L. H Healey has been attending Farmers Week in Boston this week.
 Elmer ]. Corttis and family motor ed to Providence for the weekend The journey home through the drift ed roads was rather hard.
 The Ladies' Aid Society is arrang ing for supper and social this week The hostesses are to be Mrs. Paine Mrs. Barrett, Mrs Allison Potter.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
TAKES C. F. ADAMS AGENCY

Theophile Douville, who has just opened a store in the Patterson build ing, has accepted the agency for C. F. Adams Company, where you will find the following articles: Rugs blankets, comforters, wringers, carpe, sweepers, are squares, all kinds o1 silver, lace curtains, electric fiai irons, in fact all kind of household goods, to be sold on credit or fol cash. Call and see our stock. Yours for low prices. Theophile Douville Adv.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
SOUTH WOODSTOCK

Elsie Young is home at present on a vacation.
 Mrs. Belle Young is assisting Mrs. Healey for few days.
 Joseph Sheppard has wired his house for electric lights and also put a new one-pipe heater in his home.
 Henry w. Bishop has been confined to his home with a hard cold the past week. He is now working in Putnam.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
PUTNAM TO HAVE NEW GREEN
 HOUSES

o. R. Hermanson of Thompson has purchased the A. K. P. Rowe property on Grove street and in the spring will build a greenhouse there.
 Mr. Hermanson, who was formerly at the Andem greenhouses, left there and went to Thompson, where he is conducting the Thompson greenhous- es. When the Putnam greenhouses are ready for occupancy, MT. Her. manson will remove from Thompson to this city.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23

church at p. m. Sunday schoc' at : p. m. The pastors subject vii rc Gods Request and Mans Repiv"
 The Boy Scouts will meet at 7.Sv Monday evening in the High school gymnasium.
 Tuesday evening, choir rehearsal at 730.
 Thursday evening prayer and praise service in the chapel at 7.30.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
WOODSTOCK

Clarence Child was in Hartford the first of the week.
 Miss Marguerite C. Brun spent the weekend with relatives in Williman- tic.
 The pupils of the Hill school en- loved sleigh ride to Putnam on Thursday.
 The service was omitted Sunday evening at the Hill church because of the severe weather.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
DISTRICT MEETING TO BE HELD
 HERE

At the meeting of the Norwich Dis trict Ministerial Association of the Methodist church, to be held in the Methodist church, Putnam, Feb. 18th and l7th, Edwin H. Hughes and Dr. J. A. Bartholomew of the New Eng land Area, will be present as speak ers,
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
KillinRly Wins

Athletic relations were resumed be- tween Killingly High and Tourtellotte Memorial High school for the year 1920. The first game was played in Danielson Wednesday night. Jan. IA. Killingly won the game 34-24.
 The first half started with T. M. H.. s. scoring the first basket. From
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23
CONNECTICUT KEEPS ROADS
 CLEAR

Motorists who travel interstate have many compliments to pay the Nutmeg state. As soon as they reach the state highways in Connecticut they find that they have been scraped and that travelling is made easy. This is not so of roads in some of the bor- der states, which makes the difference the more noticeable.
Putnam patriot., 1920-01-23

Rev. C. A. Lindevall visited Central Village on Tuesday.
 A meeting of the Visiting Nurse Association will be held in the hose house, Jan. 2l.
 Pupils and teachers of T. NJ. H. S. enjoyed a sleigh ride to Webster last Friday evening. where they attended the pictures at Music hall.