Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-08-16
CHAPTER III
Third Inning
p,ye,Aaide's Drive, N. Y.


pear Iogi Zoe. It certainly is the a grSa.esds e,,d
Well, Joe' ,,orid TO be happily wed am
thing IN tne ti,,, to remain single after ne
guy lss,ed 10 the age OF reason AZ an
has re"tbi tbis with Jeanne STUN ~ ,,ns
wr,,' w., ~ my chair with pne close 10 mine
around nleamently me distracts me from tne
that ~ hand. as the general orusrs
matter AZ we have declared maj.
used 70 o,nie''s sS'' armistice, which means ontn ~
RED soup ,,s a week Is to be givem oN egon NJ
two unin' u' and everything IL ,,s how eSout
sncs again gefOrs fore th,s To so through
though, Ind heart breakin' adventuIesst, a.
terribly lie has got to be now wneIe !.
Joe, my one adventure after the ONE ',
Is JUS Just,gaide of me, Robinson ana Ir"-
tno ia ,Ineventfully lives.
after Jeanne caught me IN .ne ne
Men eatin' corn's beef ana caopase,
sIth ssWb the new maid Marie as q snene % hut
hys'snuuin' nothin' managed tc ta'ss
BY saym an, Of il and anyways she nae
Jeanne I, snort on account Of the guesLs
10 CUT i,,n' Tor us. am Immediately
pn ,"S into my evenin's dress and stanu
ausnei ausnei inspection by Jeanne, wnich Won
H me 60 in III sne an,v mas and fresh
lowoDedI face Ace to take the shine on OF IL
thaveu iaHn a,,, n old veteran Of them din.
Jos and etc. now. on account OF
ne. nnarna hayin' give several gross OF EN-
yean"y n. we moved UP to Riversides Driye
rhere Grants Tomb ana eve. ,ntro noro'
w ,r and I went through the intro
ioi.ra iorlni, with the greatest of ease:
auc''yh Hc ,hese parties and pitchin' to Babt
Iks tbe same way, but bein' pig fol
Eunisbment Eusi I smiled on one and all ant
" down in corner between the w, M
~, iookin' danes on hand. Most OF tn'
birds which Is soon soin 10 ue my snr. Gu
ond tbey is two in particularly Whtci
NJ ~ nigIt they are embalmed ] vii
,,r,, ,ne ,nvself sick no matter what l an
sois' AT the time. They are a guy named
gSyyntbingham which makes a auto ina
rii, never cause the Rolls-Royce peo
w,,t 10 stuck on Jeanne and movi
Inn" urnctor named Wright which l know
a. ~ stuck on her and which j long agt
,ds I'm nv mind to knock for a goa
~ nv earliest convenience.
we'll Joe, am on needles and PIN
tror, the start of this thing to tn
snisb and how bloodshed was avoided Ii
past me. II ] could only have the con
trol on the diamond which ] brough
;rvo pjay this night, I'd be the pitchin
ssnsation of baseball. instead of jus
sna ~ EN- When Jeanne wasn't dancir
with this rockingham boob she wa
Sancin' with Wright and I didn't ge
a chance TO say three words to he
m. entire evenin.' Manys the time
was on the brink of gettin' up and de
e,arIn' myself right out loud and trim
min the both Of 'em, but since I an
iearnin the mysteries of bein' gentle
man I have got to deprive myself o
them simple pleasures. Whenever,
eould catch Jeanne's eye I give her
| look of coldly rage and she come bacl
WITH shruggin' her shoulders and by tn
fine they had all eat my caters Dime
and was ready to go, I was ready t
eat nails This here movie director lin
sered like a insurance agent and IL he
Of stayed four seconds longer he wouldn'
Of had to of waited for no elevate
mind to take n chance and throw hir
through the window when he finly lef'
sayin'
"And don't forget, Mrs Harmon
rehearsal tomorrow Is at ten
The door had hardly closed on hir
when nailed Jeanne.
{, whats this rehearsal thing. hey?"
says trying to hold myself In.
Jeanne gimme funny look and goe
over to the bureau. She opens a drawer
fakes out a circular and hands It to m,
] read three lines, Joe, and collapsed l
Q nearby chair gaspin' like fish fc
breath Here's what this thing says:
100000 Photo Craft Production.
Mrs. Ed Harmony
In
The Devils Bride
Sweet Cookie!
What the-what does this her