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Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
AN OIL WE'LL ATTIRE

John X. Barnes In the Worlds Work for
July describes as follows the burning OF
the Dos Bocas oil well IN Mexico:
A solo column OF oil, resembling a
black post three feet in diameter stand.
ing some distance above the ground, rose
a. mass Of unbroken fiame $50 feet in the
air and 20 feet wide Above that oarts
and balls Of name could he seen to a
height of $500 feet. CAPTAINS of ships
at sea could see tho flames for 200 miles.
The Mexican government engineers des-
patched to the scene reported that they
read a magazine at ten o'clock at night
TN miles from the we'll, 1t burned thus
for IS days. all efforts to eItinsuish Il
beirs futila.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
SLIGHTLY MIXED

The deacon of the colorcd church
thought he would tip off the new parson
that he was using too many big words
why, in yo' sermon, pahson," he said.
you used representation about six
times an no one heah knows what it
means"
We'll. I suttinly is spriscd. deacon,
said the parson. 'Yoall shuah ought TO
know what dat word means. Why. pro-
crastination am de fundamental doctrine
oh de Presbyterian Church. boston
Transcript.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
A "HOOSTr'

A suburban housewife relates overhe ear
ing this conversation between her Care
girl and the one next door:
How are you Katje?"
I'm we'll; like my yob. We rv,t GRO
mated cellar, cemetery plumbing, elastic
lights and a hoosi,."
whats 'hoosit', Katje7''
oh, ben rings. You put a thing so
your car and say Hello. and then so-nc
says Hello. and you say "Hoosit' -
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
GAVE IT To CHILDREN AND GRAI
CHILDREN

Mrs. v. NJ. KATE. 500 ArInondaje 81
s. Pittsburx. Pa. writes: II gave Fol
Honey and Tar 10 my little gram
when he hAA a bad cold and II did
lots Of good. used q lot OF IL vheII
own Children were small" II must
merit 10 hold tho leadership genera
after generation. J. W. O'SullivlI
Church St.-Adv.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
CNEANDICAPPED

I'm going to be a bigger man than
George Washington ever was" announced
the young hopeful. looking up from his
book. I'm very glad to hear it, but what
makes YOU think so7" inquired the proud
but puzzled parent. why this book says
he couldn't tell lie, and can. cause I've
tried it, triumphantly proclaimed the lit
tie vretch-I,ife
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22

Those good souls who think man can
not work with his brain viii be interested
to observe that, according to Governor
Coolidge, he is working in the fields and
chopping stove wood ITO rest.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
A JOKE AT THE FRONT

Gen. Leonard Wood sat at a dinner IN
Washington. The front was a merry
place. grimly merry place I wasn't
long at the front. but long enough to see
that. ! remember a motto that I saw
scrawled over the entrance Of a very
dangerously situated dugout 1t said:
When you're down in the mouth think of
Jonah. He came out all right. Wash
ington Star.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
PROMOTING UNREST

II am very much afraid the Germans
intend to be as troublesome as possible
in the FUTURE remarked the man with
a suspicious nature.
II am sure of IT," replied the nervous
woman. II see in the paper they are
busily engaged In manufacturing ciari-
onets and trombones and shipping them
to this country "-Washington Star.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
INDIRECTLY BENEFICIAL,

sec you have a scarecrow in your
field said the vacationist to the old
farmer DO YOU find it effectivc?"
"Suttingly: replied the farmer. 80 many
blamed tramps cross over to see if the
clothes on it are worth stealin'. it keeps
the birds away."-Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22

And now the anti-suffs have gone into
politics to keep the SUITS out Of politics.
This is truly a long-suffering world.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
INDIRECTLY

Anyway, the landlords don't control
our mansions in the Skies remarks an
exchange.
Not directly, perhaps. but landlords are
causing a good deal of profanity and we
know where the profane go.--Boston Tram
script.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22

Hang up the summer clothi!I',
BE sure you don't forget:
The gossamers and muslins~-
Not on your life-as yet.
Put balls of moth and crystals
The folds and plaits between.
And lay aside all thots. as to
The wearing Of the green
And from &ne chests and trunks And
"sich"T
Drag merrily. and quick
The good old fashioned fuzzy things
That, like brother, stick
Then with "A smile, and Jauntily,
You let the old work go,
Perforce-bocause you've hung up high,
THE shovel and the hoe"
So let smile of calm content
Spread all your features Ger
More stunts from our Did weather man,
Are doubtless yet in store
Perhaps-who knows-the germs ana
things
May not survive the test.
And freezing, pass 10 germless realms
Where the weary are at rest
If so, well wear. most happily,
Our noses, draped in blue,
And ear lappets. and mttens warm
And hoods and tippets-'tew
Wen stroll a-down those shady lanes
In oVershoes Oaced) and fur,
Ana plan our picnios, teas, and all
without the least demur.
so all hands round, and down the hne
Ola time was never known
10 miss his innings. when his chaik
On Dill boards plain, were shown
Ihere's much to do. the while We wall
FOR summer suns to shine.
cannot spare moment more
VIII call another time.
EVA Il. AMt.S
|,S. Wallingford.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
IT'S REWARD

Teacher-'You soc, had the lamb been
obedient and stayed in the fold it would
not have been eaten by the wolf. would
it," Boy-"So. ma'am, II would have
been eaten by us"-New York Watch
man.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
ANALOGY

Pop, wasn't a soldier VINO carried a
lance called a lanccre"
Yes. apn."
'sThen is a soldier who carries a pike
a piker 7'-Baltimore American
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
THE CREATES MEND

Some day the GideonS who sar
that there's a Bible II each hotci q
room, are going To fix r SO that tho
who UsAxes the hotel rates has ono.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
AN ABSOLUTE REQUIREMENT

Private Jackson had long been a thorn
IN the side OF the Mess Sergeant. but at
last they had got together in an ainicable
what-are- you-going- argumen
Where you going after the war Jack?''
inquired the sarge. II don't know exact
w." replied the long sufferer. But one
thing know, I'm going somewhere they
don't call prunes fruit."-The American
Legion Weekly.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
THE STORY.TELLER
SOUNDED RIGHT

We'll. that's enough to try the
patience OF Job?" exclaimed the village
minister. as no threw aside the local
parer.
way, what's the matter, dear?' asked
his wife.
Last Sunday preached from the text,
DO ye therefore, stesdfast.' answered
tho good nun; but tbs pr;rter ,nakcu It
read, 30 ye there fo- breakfast 49,
Omaha World-Hersle.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
BURLINGTON, VT, JULY, 2, 1920.
WANTED

when you want anythlng, advertise In tho
special column cf this paper. See page two.
Some bargains arc offered there this week
which Il will pay you to read about.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
BENEFITED BY EDUcATIo

Bacon-"They tell me the shsd have
begun to multiply"
Egbert-"That's the advantage Of their
going in schools, / suppose. "-Yonkers
Statesman.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
OUR KALEIDOSCOPE
PHCvERB XXTMrY,1F1Er

Ones money. as We ali know wen.
ls cne'e best FRIEND" said Smart,
Put in these days of n. c. l..
The best OF friends must part"
Boston TRANSCRIPT,
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
UNBELIEVABLE

man and his wife at fair were
looking for the so-callcd Women's Elk
change. the wife having some fancy worn
she wished to barter for the work OF
others will you direct us to the wom,-
ems Exchange?" the husband asked of a
man they met. The man yszed at tho
WIFE, whose good looks were proverbiui
In three counties. "Gresi Scott. mani he
exclaimed impulsively. You don't want
to swap on that woman. do your
Ladies' Home Journal
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
TERMS

TERMS .., $3.50 a year In advance
RATE IN CANADA:
WEEKLY ,.,,,.., 500 year In advance
FREE PRESS ASSOCIATION, Publishers,
BurIlnyton, VI
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1920-07-22
PRESTO CHANGE

people think and smile
New Ulm review., 1920-10-13
OCTOBER. WEDDINGS.
Observation-Disclosures

49, Ssy; 80 4 Z q . tss s. Il =
Aprettyfal we'd ding was solemnized
| at the home Of Mr.. and Mrs. A. 3.
Habsrberg on North German ustrest.
yesterday at high noon, when their
daughter, Miss Irma, became the bride
Of Adelbert Blauert, son Of Prof. and
Mrs VIM. Blauert residing on North
Washing gton Sire ST 4 Ri schiefen-
beck Of Renville, laW$ Il Of
the groom, peri orned The ceremony
I'M the presence off relatives and a few
intimate friends sof the happy young
cQu PIE: The bride was attended tby
her sister, Miss Hilda HaBerberg, while
Helmuth Blauert; brother of the oom,
acted Sas groomsman ~ 81; 81. Is !,
Both the bride and sbrIdesmaid wore
dark blue travelling suits TT he brides
flowers 4 were as corsage bouquet Iof
sWeeth roses hila hsss +. IL
wore'a a corsage Bouquet Of Swans sonias.
Following the, beautiful oceremo a
stump ptuols. wedding DIM Ter was Served
to- thoseg present, tthet etonsl being
tistically decorated in pin and white
with a aHprofuse sprinlkl 1lgrso of autumn
leayes.9s iszw ;soea eS 81 81
After the wedding dinner .the newly
weds accompanied the, Rev. ,Schieren-
beck family to Renyille by. car; from
where they will leave for the Twin
New Ulm review., 1920-10-13

Mrs. William Il ellmann and son,
Stanley, turned u riiday from Fart /
.bault, whittier they had gone ! last
Wednesday, to attend the we'd ding of'
the formers niece, Miiss VI ola AZ ueHer,
which secured at lat place Thursdays
III The. bride is daughter Of sMr. and
Mrs. R !: Mueller, well l own .7 I f former
residents of this city. s''1's3:
New Ulm review., 1920-10-13

Attorney W II. Dempsey Of the
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03
Cunjm
Says MsGround-
hog 10 a Myth


Well Ed suppose going have for week,
Of the grounding coming Of hole shadow aud
being dgusd back home hibernate until the cold spell
ended
At that Ed this sropndhos business only NTH and persons Of high
class neeks like will give him the laugh something and take
everything this animal does Tor gospel truth
Well Ed started Feb and will be Of the
unusual month, OF the having ~ days and live
Sundays.
In the first place Feb has itself day, because aping year
and open bacheloN and they dive ea,
would be
The girls overlook the calendar and Wen apns year and
bAnh male birds park
up the strain Of Mendrs wedding
In me place Feb has five Sundays which
planets and and calendars has be In
produce five Sundays Feb and liable to happen unit,
1913 II had would the thing with hand
expaion but Feb bound
month and anything is liable TO happen
Two Of Pres themselves birthdays Feb and would
their had history handy but suppose readers
will remember who they and woAld not their
and probable pick the Pres
Wel Ed will close Of having work perform
Sanetmonou,y &C W NJ Yours
ART GuMM
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03
Robert Quillen's Corner

This investigation Of the least that and
have their eaoues
NKlsr wou provide American Siberia protest
Would he elect he1t'ar before or after passing the bi'
Buekng bronco being turned II should
statesmen who accustomed to passing the buck.
Some day nerpsng lawyer hired by the booze will
he s,uionaiy Of the supreme
Stl the radicals Russia will probably enjoy
Man medicine and hair -
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03
THE TEACHERS SALARIES.

THERE sser. 10 b rather sen.ra agreement among members board
education that the teachers In the public schools OF this city are entitled
10 IN increase Any other conclusion would e unreasonable and un
lust Investigation revealed that there teachers who unable TO make
meag pay the expenses The increase granted last
year than absorbed by advances IN room rent
Teachers perform service Of surprising importance to The community INC
ssss and the ,, wealthy pays ttm for such
lee that plumber, helper woad dsp somewhat learned and worthy
,.f.on il given financial rating akin TO common r
spse trimming required isn't that the board Of education sees
Justice Of Any other view would shame their intelligence and
fairness
Yet there is he,sny to grant what the teacher, have asked What
thev have asked approximately percent When
working than living that request modest enough
saned ~Ne prices still trend upward will not far beyond providing
essential living expense. 1t place teachers ,yons
puo, pro,ee will doors affuence add
weshy burden who have received than their
moneys worth teaching profession which than said
for who draw their pay for public service
teacher, better than others that
- The board point should have larger than the
stipulated This fac. ncne board members hesitate hi, step
collective bargaining individual should be rewarded of
ecusse minimum considerably higher than the needed and
deserved BY who have the requisite qualification, teacher, Ccago
schools system the able leadership Of Ella Fag Young became
Of notable excellence Probably ha, deed her and
Chicago board Of educaNon the justice Of blanket n" 500
. year.
There are obvIou, reason, favor Of 1t teacher
AZ ability from othe, eie, Combined Tor
promotes teaching standard unwarran,ed avorim for
personal preference Also CITY Of this impossible for the
board thoroughly familiar with the work OF each individual
teacher superintendent hardly approximate the each
Something should be done for those superiority but
should b expected render such service for p,anee insufficient
for actual needs
The teacher, nav. been reasonable in their request, They might,
asked much carpenter brick layer demands, Mos, OF
them spent preparation for their work They might
demanded instead Of asking They have done Of these thing, In
submitted reasonable schedule which deserves respectful
consideration More keep them Better and better
satisfaction will result they permitted voice in fixing the
p.r.on. enmy ,nmO,y Robertson aud
Campbell RUSSELL corporation should have bearing the
pardons paroes But exaggaon mvee,e needed
esvee people sha, there should hees and rion'
provided BY the The amendment supported by Mr.
Rs solve problem State officials with other duties
might neglect added labor padon and paroes Bot
should devised make affair. One likely
swaed by sentiment and personal appeal than
When realized that reforming the criminal only Of the
penal ,evudeh the protection Of society and warning other
yosent offenders desredhere will Be generosity
Until comes r needed
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03
The Children's Story
By Carlysle II. Holcomb
TINKER GOES UP THE RIVER.

TINKER BOB day jouneyd the
tains and the islands Tinker
sled Of few hickory limbs which he long Journeys and
when he hill side that
bic sled and let her In this could
without having to walk very far.
This time however he followed find many hill, to
slide down Where Of the nd divide
peculiar looking mounds formed changed
et the river u wonder lives hm,e
10 know said he aloud Then he thought
~ Nc permitted know who does
M uhed DE and Tap tap the willing
S1aaes4
Hs sopped lew minute, and seated himself hi,
~ s The e A this point the rapids wa and
fIosea TnkH Bob know lived
h surely b Z brave
different Bob
H csloe dark brown and his tail shaped like paddle
efalss oegas swing s log that had become enangicd
S q s dan Only passed another up
q - vatef end began working the log They kept
9 Tioa - called them What you doing with ogi he
ah6ulsl
~ sad ha them fell of II. log head
e ~ - aA asel bic bind feet speaking When
- fhR - = r~Ged Oh we're trying that log
yloR ~ sha1glh1a the dam"
NM W. ~ nsmef asked Tinker BOZ you be-
~ ~ ~ mew ~ King o. the Forest"
HG 1ngo1 Beaver ard that brother that fell
f ~ IN hnN ~ shout the King Of the Forest never
A4 10y ~ tssue TO dam the river apd catch the fish
&Gn IN Masp AesA b CT logs" '' 4
M - fwpeseb - cutting trees and Nm Than
xD TT - tl15s1 ~ tsg,a 70 woskxn " he ~Thaee
Z
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

Food expert, told the women
doctor, in convention in New York
city that meat /, 4 curse 10 tho
American nation Not 10 the whole
nation. They must except the pack.
rf, --AlhanY Afpns
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

niue. ere already proving too small
Elmer Brown. postmaster. says there
4, not enough vacant space tor the
sorters and carriers TO work freely
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

Hurry and cunning ar. the two ap.
pren'ices Of dispatch and skill. hut
neither Of them ever leans the mas.
tcr's yoice.-Colion.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

flaiiery eorrupis both the receiver
and the giyer, ard adul,era,iou Is no,
Of more service 20 the people than
10 kings-Edmund Burke.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

An authentic report has been re-.
eeived of the drowning oi a full grown
rhnosero, by alliga,ofs in III. Tana
river, Africa.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03
Ten Years Ago.

Delunar Garden tract has been
bought and other land near the Nor
rs and Company plant is being
sought for 4 new industrial company
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

The air Of ''Ybe Star spangIsd
Banner" |, said 10 have been ~fit,ea
NY Samu ! Arnold. q Briton, in i76l
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

Japanese Minister TO the United
states, Kogoro Takahlra, says Japan
has made arrangements 20 continue
the war with Russia at least another
year.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03
.o1lfMor.r"p
. bvRwM ~
GLAD TIDINCS.

There many whs remember
DImy. like the diving ember,
When the helpful hen placed eggs within their reach
Hence the recent cheerful 'di0s
That the price subsdng
seems message 10 be rated as peach
Oi Aforesaid market new,l
Not he TO start cheering strong.
still leave, Tor fepining
For the good old days and prices not 80 long
Egg, at ,syiive a dozen
May be down, but tell your cousin
Aal your other close relation II you will
That they'll need another tumble :
Ere the toer, meek and humble
VIII incline TO sing his weekly grocery bill
Till the helpful hen doe, better
We who wear the wage slaves ist,er
And the egg will be stranger
10 the groanng board or manger
Where VIC iced before our llbor are pursued
Bu, the downward tend though measer
Rouse, hopes and ongings
For , better day that, possibly store
When the loud complaint Of prices
Md the ultimate stills his
appear. undu,y willing fr III. furnace friend
concealed
The correspondent; Ada considerable,
thirsty Which warrants the inference that has been
,usns the correspondent and that he ba'n actually witnessed
the badger sh still going good 'ubanate, Mr. Bamm,
concerning the sucker birth
Those Who pursuing prof..r, catching few
that 1t h assumed bloodhounds being used in the chase
The price Of leading jail advanced to bits
but there still curiosity how the obtain
pad ,oI appear or the .aO horizon and . society for
the prevention OF needless noises should DO Ito duty.
Hog prosnoca
entitled credit for less than other prophet with post
bic exception Of Colonel House.
HAVE You SAFETY RAzoR1
We hope the BARRIERS strike won't last
Much longe than the present week,
For whiSkers last
One looks like bolshevik
Ih. the theory
might later in court has mild stack
Ruie ioskn, New York wEo sued
,ion model husband We down nigh
tankng root beer and smoking s.ogie.
the solicit
then docs he pases Not that he do WE'LL that
OF greatest advisors equen, deliver bum steer
what we mean
The eonvsleseen, who able
robust enough work. also apt TO take cheerful
OF lite
Time dime blamed for uveni,
delinquency and badly bacd inspiration Of boy bandits Ihet
share opprobrium the morat,
the In spite OF which boys
useful and als necessary bacl
as the Oldest nhabiant remember.
One Of the Joy, Of school days s fading problem that
Nieks the teacher
Di,eiplns doesn't depend entirely , disposition
complaint greatly increased BY those kicking
cause February isn't longer month
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

Washington, d, c. ~ Commander
Rober, T., reary. discoverer OF The
north pole has made proposition 10
the National Geographic socie,,
which. il accepted, will mean that an
American expedition will be on it'
way to discover the south pole next
illl.
Temporary quarters Of the ros,of-
flee at Main street and Hudson ave
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

JUS, forming The purchase price OF
the garden tract was S0O0.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

Many elegant costume. we're worn
a, tie masked skating contest III
Monahan's skating rink
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

Captain c. Z. Hunter who arrived
last night from Enid. is captain Of
Oklahoma camp Rough Riders and is
here to confer with Prof z. W. John
son, principal Of Shawnee public
schools. also a member OF Rooseyrl,'s
soldier band, visiting here. They will
plan for the coming reunion.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

The fifth monthly school cnrolmen,
Tor this year shows a total OF l,SlS.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03
Fiftesp Years AGO.

Advocates Of an independent city
iieke, are looking forward 10 nominat.
ing for mayor Rev Thoma, II.
Harper.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

Quite Q number Of animals have
been secured by the commissioners.
ior Wheeler Park.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

III. who his love letters The theory that they
might later appear in court, has very mild attack
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03
OKLAHOMA CITY TINES
Old Stories in Ns,O Type
From The Times Piles.
Tveutx Years AGO.

The public library association let
ont $50 books during January, fine
showing for the short time the asoci-
alton has been in existence.
Jasper Sipes who ha, been in Chi.
eago and other eastern cite, Tor two
weeks has returned home lie wit
messed an experiment with liquid air
that convinced hun !, is a wondsriul
discovery.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

appears unduy willing TO fix the furnace, friend wife
apt suspect he has eonshand concealed in the basement
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03
HAVE YOU A SAFETY RAzORa

We hope the BARRIERS strike won't last
Much longe, than the present week,
For whiskers grow so very last
One soon looks like bolshevik
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-03

Tn. Ground Hog may be in its Representation,
entitled credit for less than any other prophet with the
bic exception Of Colonel House.