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The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-10-21
Mr.. Druggist Hero Is
A Great Trade Booster
....m-..h h-at- Vaginal D"~s- ~
You, w"m-" n"s,""a-'- ""6 a-f All
,n. Trade les V"up H-lr hh"'h"sd
vow J"bhs' VIII
supply Wow.

,r,v 1,urrir' ~ whe"IIrT sud W
,,,i,v ,l,ruIh Immediately supply hm
If u,I,L uouI.H vaginal '"u"' fi"u
,L, Innhrr Th"urhudH ~ woman her"
h,vc h.r"no acquainted with ihl" w""
dcrruI rctur,y during ~" past h"n'h"'
md NH Invu boon ui"i" llnn rI""S"h
with rrrultr out uf lh"u"nndr az b"H""
nnId under n EuaIumt"" ct h"ii"f""ti""
ar mnnny hach not one bon hnH boon 70
turned
Tho ruIrpI way T." huilh rp i'nh" !"
tu nell y,nir 'urI"im'rn r"i""ihInE "hhh
" M rnsiIIvoIy do oVoIythlnP "'AiIhnd i"i
A You ,un rnfclY EuHInui'" h'H'
VAGINAL i"n,H f"T "v"tS "li"'h' poo"
IIuI - wnnron. an tho manufactured" ""-
uuuIInotIy puai""l"" Ih"" !" p""
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BETHESDA

The eVanRellStlc campaign IL StlIl
In progress at tho Mission hall. with
Rev. ]. w. Hughes Of Wilmore. Ky. de-
liyering some stirring sermons and Mrs.
o. l.. Rcncdum, leader In the song scrV-
ice will continue throughout the week
The Ladies' Aid OF tho NJ. T.. church
served Il delicious supper and parc"!
post sale at the Park hotel on Sntur-
day evening. which proved quite sue
cess.
An interesting franchise meeting was
held last Friday afternoon at the home
Of Mrs Grant Shepherd by tn" w. {. L:
r. All ladies should he well posted
and prepared TO do their duty on election
Miss Hattie Walker has purchased tho
Combs property on Main street.
Miss Knipe spent tho weekend win
her parents at Falrpoint.
Mrs. Orion Lucas IL spending this
week with her son Clifford Lucas and
family Of Akron.
Mrs. Martha Lash OF belmont. r. y.
Is on an extended visit with friehoS
Enos Lucas is visiting his grand
daughter. Mrs Thoro Hunt Of Newark.
MIR. Dickson OF Shadvsidc was a bus
ness caller hero on Monday.
Miss Della Ogilbc" returned from
Wheeling tho last OF the week. whero
she had been nursing for some time.
Willard Nogc has accepted the pos
ton Of assistant chief clerk at tn
poStofticc at chicago.
Mrs. y. NJ. Gregg returned on iucS'
dav from visiting Mrs. Myrtle Whdman
at the o. II v. hospital. where she Is
quite seriously III.
Rorn-Tn Mr.. and Mrs. Newell Grooms
on Saturday morning. girl ~, =,
Mrs w w. Lucas was calico n
Alcria this week on account or IN" III
ncss az her friend. Mrs. Henry Cocn.
Mr. Tects OF Pittsburgh. was II pleas
ant caller here on Tuesday.
l.. f. Smith OF New BEDFORD IL WISH
ing his sister. Mrs. Lena PERKINS, VII"
is very III. ~
The death Of Mr.. Corwin Martin q"
TucsdnY morning at the .. H. " ms,
pitnl where no was taken ON Hun""y
evening He was taken r"rl"uSIy ll ON
Thursday at his late HON" Tnnih "i
town All that medical skill anu I"Nim'
hands could do WIS Uf II" hNhll ~,
denth was caused from rcrli"hl'hh ~
,yu, thr son or Mi md MTr IhW"1
Martin loav~n mis-" Vile. '"'i"'i "
MiH- Gcrtrudc He'll
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-10-21
UNIQUE CHURCH ORGANIZED

Pittsburgh Oct. 20.-A new church.
different In It's operation from any
church In this region. was granted u
charter In common pleas court here to-
day.
\ Tho name Of the church liz given as
Tho Community Non-Denomitlational
Church OF Bradford Woods" II IL locat-
ed In a district where &c populat>-'l Is
so small that no protestant churches
operated there. The charter provides
that administration OF rites and sacrR-
ments will be in accordance with tho
wishes and desires OF the individual
members, who arc granted the right to
Interpret doctrines OF religion accord
ing to their own ideas. Perfect liberty
Of thought and conscience Is fostercd
but not to the prejudice and injustice
Of other members.
BUY WAR SAVINGS STAMPS
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s1Mco A MASTER OINTMENT
TT :Iusr CAN'T HELP NEALNo
WOUNDS, SORES, CUTs
AMD BRUISES

And every jar Is guaranteed at c. H.
Gricst Co.'S TO contain reiiet Tor you OF
monev back. II Is so quick in action. so
healing II will win you at once: II Is so
nov To- the public and unusual. II II
what an ointment expert gives you Tor
so small a price as soc. 1t Is prompt
relief for eczema and other SKIN
troubles.
&, II. Griest & Co. who Is the agent.
I. authorized by the manufacturers 10
return the purchase price II you arc not
delighted with the results Of OF It's co. use en-,
81 90 per jar. II your druggist does not
ken 4 send us 35c and the parcel post
wuf bring il to your door by return
mail Vim. NJ. Simpson Drug Co. whole
sale Druggists. Williamsburg Station.
Pittsburgh. Pa
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adequate protection for our huSin"'H &C
tivitIcg abroad. and TINT every govern
mantnl function properly arailnhl" IN
the promotion Of our trade shall be F."
employed
waEteful Methods
We have a merchant marine. tho 5cC'
ond In puiut Of tonnage in the world IL
waR bull: by lavish expenditure OF pub
lie funds. and In a heltcr-skcltcr fashion
foreign to American system. or tho
1880. 900 odd dead weighttons In the
final building proHram>u the United
States shipping board. approximately
1000 900 tons consist Of wooden vessels
and huIls which are useless for salts
factory ocean service. We do not want
them and nobody will buy them save al
u heavy discount.
"a large percentage Of other vessels
are unsuitcd for any class OF trade ana
must be discarded. The American fleet
hnn too lurcE npropnt ton or small size
vonEelH and too smnll proportion OF
large miro VnaaclH. There was no proper
ratio adopted whom tho program wns
drafted We are NJ u dIrndvnutHEr with
rorps0t to the British merchant marine
Ia aixo In hind or fuel ur~d md In
speed our commerce and our fleet IL
uClr will suffer from then" hnndiCRpn.
AT II limo when Cnnriruciivc p"llCleT
should have been carefully formulated
and efficiently cN"rutrh. tn" Shipping
Board woro overcome by doubt and
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superfluous Hair, Roots !
And All, Quickly ca

For the nrst time in a hundred
n genuinely effective method Of
Ing unsighuy hairy groWths IA
discovered. The new phelactt
cess does not merely take on
ends; It actually removes the
does not act anything Ike ~
tory, electrical. or other meth
Inctino 10 non-odorouH, non
non-irritatinE. Get a stick
your druggist. follow tho
structions and have the IN
seeing tho roots themsslvsa
last.
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Conner Funeral To-day.

This afternoon. from the homo or hiH
son. JamoS O Conner. in M"undrVlllo.
tho funeral ncrviCrs for tho Into George
w. Conner. we'll known rrEidcn, or b"l-
mont county. who passed away Tuesday
will DO held Services were held last
ey,nInR in his homo near Harncsvillo
Intorment will DO In Mount Rose ccmo-
tory at Moundsville.
Tho deceased was horn In Marshall
county II years ago. and had lived near
GAINESVILLE only short time. His dohth
caused much grief throughout the Coun-
ty yesterday. He was veteran OF the
Civil war and mombor OF the Mt. Olivct
NJ T. church.
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-10-21
1OCIAL JU8TICE

IT pledge myself today TO support
with all that In In me whAtsvsr prS6ta.
oai noliov OF social welfare ana social
Justice can be brought forward By the
oombtnod wisdom Of all Americans.
nothing can concern America, and moth
ina can concern me a. an American,
moro deeply than the health, the happt-
ness and thu enlightenment Of every
Tellow Warren q. Harding.
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Funeral Friday

Friday afternoon from tho home OF
her sister. Mrs J. RSimpHon. Cos N"rlh
Huron street the funcTal hrrNIr"H Tor
tho late Miss Cornclln H.. thnrno"k.
daughter OF the Into John II nnd Sarah
ChnrnoCk 81 tho Island. viii hn held. In
torment will 10 In Greenwood cemetery.
MIar chnrnoCk punH~d away III "A
honpital nj WnyCroru. Ga. following IA
brief iIlncar She lived hero until tw"
yraru ago. going To Georgia whoro Hh"
has made her homo ninCn.
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Garrett Funeral

The body OF the late Leroy l.. Garrett,
we'll known business man. who died sun
day following an operation. was sent TO
Caldwell o. yesterday and intermeht
WINS made there. Services were held on
Tueaday at his homo, being conducted
by tho local Elka and Kiwanls Club.
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home Mt Mount do Chantal. whtro
Grandstar lived with his Invalid wife
and daughter, this afternoon at J
o'clock The body will be sent TO
EdInshurg. Virginia, where interment
will be made some time Saturday.
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Puusrul This Afternoon.

Funeral sorvicoa viii be hold this nr-
ternoon from the Into home In Shorrnrd
for Mrs EIuma Virginia McComhn. we'll
known resident or MarEhnll county. wh"
paHHcd away Monday. lu,"rm"nt Will ho
made IN tho Allen Grow" cemetery
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''OUCH! THAT OLD %
RHEUMATISM!
Get ont your bottle OF sloan's Linimant
and knock the pain
"galley-w west"

Weren't ready for that last quick
switch in Temperatures. were you? Left
you stin, sore. full Of rheumatic
twinEcs?
You should have had n bottle OF
Sloan'H I.inimcnt handy that would have
penetrated without rubbing, warmed
and soon cnscd up the muscles. quoted
the jumpy. painful. affected part and
brought gratifying relief.
Hriprul in attacks Of lumbnEO. sciat-
lea. external soreness. stiffness. straina
nchcs. sprains. Get bottle at your
druggists. 35c. roc. $40.
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CASCARETS
"They Work while YOU Sleep"

DO IT, DO Il, Take CascnrctH tonight
for your llvcr and bowcln and wake up
FREQ from conati patton. biliouSnoRa, sick
h sndaCh". or Il bad cold You Will Irel
IN happy IN bird. your hsnd Will no
clear. your stomach and breath sweet
and skin rosy. No grlpinE-no incon-
venicncc Children love CasCarotn too.
10. %. SO cents.
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In TIA last financial year, the Wilson
aduainistratton collected $5,5ooo 900 900
in taxes, or $4,000 for every family Of
hvs persons In tho unttsd states. Do
You want this waste OF the peopleg
money stoppsd7 II so, vote for War
rem q. Harding.
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spending 4 f1w days In I,
OF friends.
Master JAmrn .ou'N
Mr.. and Mrs. Charles "
Avenue. will celebrate
nivnrSary saturday q
Halloween party for
schoolmates.
Mr.. and MrS. John
ily Of South Lincoln
to Wheeling.
Tho Program. Mus
eeant committees Of
met Monday evening
president, Mrs. r.
avenue to plan for
the club Is 10 press
Teachers OF thu
sch ools observed Y
day. Many OF th1
stons in the local
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Thly afternoon In tho family homo mt
Mount Pleasant. O.. funeral services VIII
bc conducted for tho Into Mira MARY
ON. who diod suddenly thcro Monday.
OF an attack OF Rpoplcxy. lnt"rm"nt
will DO In the Mt. Pleasant cemetery
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A. 8. ChildorH

Salem. w Va. Oct 2O.--h. s. Child
crs, Is. former Salon city councilman
and civil war veteran. diod nj his home
MT Salem last night. after brief Ill
ness. IIe leaves n family.
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SHADYSIDE

Tho Aid Society Of the Methodist
church held n quilting party Tuesday
afternoon at the home Of Mrs: William
Meyers on East 3Sth street. The quilt
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Ecr,'S Vaginal C"n"H arc HnilHoptl".
E,uthc tho pnriT fnnn up tho organs.
mud Cnnbl" them rn perform thNlr funC-
TONS normally. Th"y cannot harm tho
most delicate person. young or ola. Dut
but through their tonic properties they
quickly assist nature to Danish tho va
rious weaknesses Of tho genital organs.
All Johbors arc ready to supply you
Get your order in at once. ms you ar"
sure to hnvo largo demand. Put out
by Rest & Co. Kirkwood. =. Y. Local
druggists supplied by Ohi" Valley Drug
Co. Goodwin Drug Co. and ShIpley- Mas
sinHham Co.
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Praise for Sims.

admiral Suns. whose efficiency.
oncrEy and ability are OF international
TUrugnIiIOu wan plnCCd In command OF
all our naval f"rcrn In Europe. A Wiser
choice could not hnSo been mhdo. ltRnd-
scanned by mn lnHufiiCtont starr. by To-
furHl to carry out hiH important recon
Incnda TOM and by inHtruCliohr which
appear To br open 10 shameful intCrpro>
tation. he nevertheless did hlH duty liko
mn American sailor. What tho navy &C
Cumplishcd In making submarine oper-
atoms ineffective and dangerous 10
those engaged IN them and In wearing
down tho cnumy to surrender. IL accom-
pIshod by his management ana dlrcc
ton. 1t rose superior to departmental
errors and departmental plumbers.
"Dr the splendid character OF our
navy's personnel there never has Decn
question. II is In administration that
our chief concern lies. II was not HntiI
VIC had been nj war for almost a year
that pressure OF peril compelled rccoS-
milton of sound principles ana The &c
vclopmrnt OF an orBanizntion winch
could perform real service. "hcn the
war cnme In Europe recommends tons
M m,,riotic experts were floutcd and
plans proposed for effective prepared
ness were brushed aside. NATURALLY,
knowledge of this action augmented
prusaun arrogance. ana we suiIcr'u
INSULTS which could have boon provokeu
only by contempt. AS the war continu-
I'D we built. not for anti submarine OBJ
rroii0ns. but apparently for conflict
with the victor. whether the Central cnl-
pirra or the entente. Almoht yrhr
claimed before tho nRvy'H nnti-Hnbma-
rino forcr was rnnhncd In tho zone 81
nprratiunn Tho Mes OF tho department.
nrc Uttered with appeals from weli m
formed officers for inCrCaHrH "f person .
mel which date from tho moment Oh
German advance into belgium.
mo incOmpctrnCy muHt ever again
menace an arm or tho scrvicn or Huch
vital importance to uH. Tho navy do
serves, II will have. an administration
which will keep II always nj. always
ready TO night and always buro OF sup
mort on Hhore And We shnll reEnrd II
always not rs weapon to inflict ty-
ranny. but ns a means to preserve anu
nromotr liberty Civilization Ia not
advanced by the gun. 1t lis advanced
by commerce, the commerce OF IDEAS As
we'll as the commerce OF goods. IL Is
the purpose Of tho Republican party
10 devotion tho commerce or the nation
and To require so far rs II may dls-
trihution OF the benefits or that coin-
mrrCc among all our people
There Is ono complete answer 10 inc
Socialist agitator. one complete remedy
for discomfort and disorder. and that
ia business success and prosperity In
rvory line Of ma tional endeaVor. To a
yrry large extent prosperity Hes win
the people Themselves. but they must
no assisted by Wise laws and especially
must be free from hamperinE restric-
lions In meeting these problems. In
solving them, tho Republican party
seeks YOUR counsel and your support
that Il may the better and the wiser
minister to your welfare.
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H,id %" r"bii" F"nds,

.rIrntutnI,,ut Iur bean II'n' hoh l'ul
II hoo r"i boon rin'Il'uh hy IT," '"pI"
n,nIniI,on 81 tho I'"un"''"Il' r"i'p
Thni H. u,lIrnI fI"u tie" '"urnn ~ lh"
~ ,uoni NAVY department Against ia"
i,,tp,u,uI IT Iiu nwn un,nl odvInorH ~
,,,r,,rrd IrnI yonr - build two nddl
tInurI ,Irnndn"mPhIn 4" r"uI tho amor
,,n,a nrIm 81 tIO.OOO zach pairi"'l0
I,ruhII,nu ma InrIIy In ""nET"rH rirp
nod thiu uun"r"aanry C"uHtTu' tlpn nnh
rurlhur rnId up"n tho public funhr.
rho inuign 81 thia building program
vnu To- mako tho American nrNi ~"
tunat powerful In thu world We arc In
Curi uH a result UT the action OF IN"
urcrrnI administration. embarked upon
;, rucc uT nrmnmrntH which III In E'rlk-
Iur rnrIrn I with administration prom
Isr IN ample navy for our needs IN
nil We Iruuirc aud that tho Republican
rnrty. aH IT'S record Of tn" past HhowH.
viii rrovidc II Will he tho purpose or
the incoming Republican administrator
Ia mako and keep that most important
nrm Of the service 100 por cent effect
""
1T Will attempt to avoid some crrors
which have lately worked TO the dctrl-
mrnt Of the departments / shall point
out some OF them. not for the purpose
of Impuling any personal blame. least
of nil to the secretary OF tho navy. Tor
! nm inclined to believe he hHs been
The victim OF nm unavoidable system.
which hr did not originate. but could
nOI rHChpc.
within ~. year Hftor Republican rule.
and mn important yohr. because just
prior t. tho war. poliCicH wcro entered
upun which old naval mon believed de-
niructIvo OF dlHCIplino. injurious TO
morale. hurtful To efficiency.
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BETTER THAN
WH|SKEyF
COLDS AND FLU

New Elixir, Called Aspiron
al, MediCatod With Latest
Scientific Remedies, Used
and Endorsed by Euro
pean and American Army
Dungeons to Gut Short IL
Gold and Prevent Compll
cations.
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u,"rs Failures

\ U,T"LIt."" ,""r,""" i"i", v"""h !"
r"r"I' iI,"u" r',,"" I"iliIi"" 81 "lnI"I"
I,riluu ~ 'rr, ird - lrw whlrl' I" ~
Ir,i - 'hnri"' f"' Ihir nov n"h Inp"'i
nat lrduuIiE Ihui lrw d"' lnirH " '"
h." u'rrUuriy iu' iho uui l"unl h"i"hH"
n,,I foe ih, rt"U"r HI"wtl, ~ ~ f"r"lgn
nII huuurrlI, ,umWUi,' TINT III" Vtll"d
iIlaiur uhuII huvr Iuttuhnut Wn'In" ~
~" hrrl ,uuIpr"d nu'l n""t Huli"hl"
i,p"u 81 ,"utrlu,' HufII'I"ni I" carry
the greater pat 81 lIH '"nIm"r"e ana
.rrt8r ms u unvHl 81 military nuglIlhIy
Ia time ~ wnI INIuIul ru"rEuu'N "
IuuHrrrIH tho fundamental and hhdi
IIuunI prln,tpl" "f private "wn"fnhip
and operation
'Thr nInl" uT cIvlIiEnii"n Ia which
w., nir 10 day ,"Inp"Ir unhnpplly the
usIrIrn,r ur I"IrC Ter III" protection 81
,.,II ,IIII.mu nnd lhuiI iIEhlh. Upon an
alternate mad "ffI' lent navy va pln'"
on ,bI"I reliance. IL han b'TVoh IN
TtIIuII' ~ ll,u l'nnI II VIII r"'vo IN
rnIIuII, IA the iuiuIU iTnp"Ily al
,InIulri"d. II IL EnnIhnion "f fi"a
Iuu w. hrN" ~" IL nlI" Ia hulId EI""i
al nrnu,UntH ltnIhGI do No wl1h 1" IiU'l'
Ih,,n -, i"Ilt," ali iIrUn Of tho Hl"G
.r,IIuu ,"uIr Ih"Y I"Iml'"
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Every Druggist in U. s. In
structed to Refund Price
While You Wait at Coun-
ter if Relief Does Not
Come Within Two Min
utes..
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-12-31

DO that last step over again. kid.
And don't hold your arms quite 50
stiff. Now, then"
Once more Mac went through his
PAGES. According 20 the traditions
OF the man dancer. his entire being
was transformed into mere feet and
legs. His gaze and expression Oe-
came cataleptic; his body. unbend-
ing above the waist, but as light as
a cork. bobbed like the same cork
dancing on the ripples OF a running
brook The beat OF his heels and
toes pleased YOU Ike a snare drum
obligatO. The perforna nce ended
with an amazing clater OF leather
against wood that eliminated in a
sudden fat-footed stamp. leaving
the dancer erect and as motionless
az a pillar OF the colonial pOrticO
OF a mansion IN a Kentucky prohibit
ton town Mac felt that he had
done his best and that Del Delano
would turn his back upon him In
derisive scorn.
An approximate silence followed,
broken only by the mewing OF a cafe
cat and the bubbub and uproar OF
a few million citizens and transpor-
tation facilities outside.
Mac turned a hopeless but nervy
eye upon Del Delano's face. In X
he read disgust. admiration. envy.
Indifference. approval disa ppoint-
Inent. praise and contempt.
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-12-31

am The richer by the acquain-
lance OF four newspaper men.
Singly. they are my encyclopedias
friends. mentors, and sometimes
bankers. But now and then u hap
pens that all OF them Will pitch
upon the same print-worthy Incl
dent OF the passing earthly pano-
rama and viii send IN reLOrtorlal
constructions thereof TO their re-
spectlve Journals. IL IS then that
for me. Il is 20 laugh. For II seems
that 20 each of them, trained and
skilled as ne may be. the same oc-
currence presents different facet
o. the cut diamond, life.
one viii have it (let US say that
Nine. Andre Marcarte's apartment
was looted by SIX BURGERS, who
descended via the fire escape and
bore away a ruby tiara valued al
two thousand dollars and q fVe-
hundred dollar prize Spitz dog.
which Gin violation Of the expector-
alton ordinance) was making free
with the halls OF the Wuttapesituck-
quesunoowetunquah apartments.
Ny second "chier Will take notes
90 the effect that while a friendly
game of pinochle was In progress
in the tenement rooms OF Mrs.
Andy MCCarty, a lady guest named
Ruby O'Hara threw a burglar down
six flights Of stairs. where he was
pinioned and held by a two-thOus-
and-dollar English bulldog amid a
crowd OF 500 excited spectators.
My third chro1icler and fLend
Will gather the news threads OF the
happening In his own happy way;
setting forth on the page for you
90 read that the house OF Antonio
Macartini was blown up at a. m.
by the Black Hand society. on his
refusing TO leave $4,000 at a certain
street corner killing a let five
hundred dollar Pomeranian be
longing 10 Alderman Rubitara's lit
tie daughter (see photo and dia-
gram opposite.)
Numbcm four Of my history
makers will simply construe from
the premises the story that while
an audience of 1000 enthusiasts
was listening 10 n Rubinstein con-
cert on Sixth ST., woman who said
che was Mrs. Andrew NJ. Carter
threw a brick through a plate glass
window valued at $500 The Car
ter woman claimed that some one
in the building had stolen her dog.
Now. the discrepancies in these
registrations of the days doings
need do no one hurt. Surely one
newspaper is enough for any man
10 prop against his morning water
bottle TO fend off the smiling hatred
of his wife's glance. If he be fool
ish enough TO read four he is no
wiser than a higher critic.
1 remember probably as we'll as
YOU do having read the parable Of
the talents. 4 prominent citizen,
about 20 journey into n far coun-
try. first hands over 10 his servants
his goods To one he gives five tall
cnts: 10 another two; TO another
One-tO every man according 10 his
several ability. as the text has IT,.
There are two versions OF this par
able. as you well know. There
may be moro do not know.
When the p. c. returned he re-
South Bend news-times. (South Bend, Ind.) 1913-1938, 1920-12-31

q Over $4,000 was distributed to twenty
five hundred persons this Christmas
through the American Trust Christmas
Money Club.
q And it is estimated that 9O96 of these
same people will be in the 1921 Christ
mas Money Club.
y A mighty good recommendation for the
American Trust Company Club - and
here's the reason: This bank is SD con-
venient, SO easy to get to, so handy for
making the small weekly payments.
Furthermore-ifyo you wish to pay several
weeks payments in advance-you can.
Or, ifyOu cannot keep up your payments
the full amount paid in will be refunded.
q It's so easy to join-and so easy to keep
up-thiS American Trust Co. Christmas
Money Club. Plan now to come in-and
next December receive a neat check for
SIPS, $3.50, S6375 or any amount you
may select
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