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Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-18
BUSINESS WOMEN
Of ALBUQUE RQUE
| ORGANIZE CL I'D
VIII Meet Every Other Thurs
day; To Complete Adop-
! ton of Constitution at a
Supper July q.

"A constitution in part was adopt
ed last night by members of the
Albuquerque Business and Profess
sional Women's club in session at
the Y. w. c. A. last night. A Sec
ond meeting will be held next
Thursday evening
Last nights meeting was one of
a committee to decide upon a con-
stitution, Miss Ethel Hickey acting
as temporary chairman and Miss
Goodell as temporary secretary.
One Of the important measures
adopted provides that a woman to
become member must be active
ly employed in business.
Meetings will be held on the
second and fourth THURSDAYS of
each month. Next Thursday even
ing the business women will meet
at a supper at the Y. w. c. A.. fol-
lowing which the adoption of the
remainder of the constitution and
the by laws will be taken up. A
committee has been appointed to
draw bylaws to be presented at
that time A board of eleven di-
fectors will be elected and officers
VIII be elected by the board from
its members.
IL is the plan of enterprising
business women to have the club
orrarized 10 a great extent along
the lines followed by the Rotary
and kiwanis clubs. It will become
a character member of the Ma
tional Business and Professional
Women's Clubs of America. Or
ganization will be rushed in order
that the local chapter may obtain
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-18
ON OLDFiELD TIRES
TOMMY MILTON RIDES
TO VICTORY AGAIN

Tommy Milton, recently crowned
Speed King" added to his rapidly
growing list of victories when he
captured the ninth annual speed
way race at Tacoma, July 5. Aver
aging ninety-five miles an hour in
his Oldfield equipped Duesenberg,
he travelled the entire 225 miles
without a tire change--another
speedway record
Ralph Mulford, driving Mon
roe car equipped with Oldfield
tires, finished second, making one
tire change.
Eddie Hearne in IAN Oldfield
equipped Revere, established a
speedway record when he went the
entire distance without stop, fin
ishing third.
Art Klein, also on Oldfield tires,
drove his FTontenac car in fourth
place without a tire change.
Roscoe Sarles, driving a Monroe
car on Mason tires, finished fifth,
making one tire change.
Jimmy Murphy in a Duesenberg
on Goodyear tires, finished sixth,
making five tire changes.
GaStOn CneNfOlel, winner Oh tne
500-mile Indianapolis Memorial
day race, had motor trouble but
recovered in time to finish seventh
in his Oldfield equipped Monroe.
He made two tire changes.
Eddi O'Donnell finished eight in
a Duesenberg on Goodyear tires,
making several tire changes.
These eight cars finished the
race out of the twelve that started.
The winners time was the fastest
ever made on the Tacoma speed
way in a race of over 100 miles.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-18

Miss Josephine bartlett.
Miss Josephine Bartlett one of
Americas ablest girl divers, who
was out of competition fer several
seasons, has returned to activity
and 3 a candidate for the Olympic
swimming team.
IL she is able to display in the
trials her splendid form of old IL
seems quite probable that she will
be among the fair 1ivers selected
to wear the American shield at
Antwerp.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-18
PIRATE SHIP AGAIN
SAILS THE SEA IN THE
TREASURE ISLAND" SCENE

The "IIispaniola," the vessel ir
which the stout-hearted treasure
seekers in Stevenson's Treasure
Island" sailed the Main and fought
pirates and mutineers, lives in
Maurice Tourneurs film version OF
the classic of adventure, which will
be shown at the "B" theater for
three days commencing today. For
many weeks before the making OF
the picture Mr.. Tourneur sought
for a replica of the treasure ship.
Finally a barkentine called the
Fremont, long since abandoned
as unseaworthy, was located and
arrangements made with the owner
to make repairs and use it.
The Fremont" fits Stevenson's
description of the "Hispaniola" in
every detail. 1t was built origin
ally to transport slaves from Africa
and made two such voyages. Later
it became a pirate ship and as such
was seized by the government,
which for many years used it as
a patrol boat. Mr.. Tourneur
equipped it with all the gear of
the pirate days, filled its decks
with swarthy turbaned buccaneers,
and rechistened it "Hispanola" for
its cruise in front of the clicking
motion picture camera.
Treasure Island" has been given
a truly remarkable production as
a photoplay Shirley Mason is seen
as Jim Hawkins, Lon CLANCY is
Pew and Merry, and Charles Ogle
gives an excellent performance as
Long John Silver 1t Is q Para
mount AIRCRAFT picture.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-18
LOCAL NEWS ITEMS

Officers for the Good Time club
have been elected for the coming
year, as follows: viii Ireland,
president; Howard Ricketts,, vice
PRESIDENT; Frank Severns, CORE
spending secretary; Charles Brin-
ton, financial secretary, and John
Seth, treasurer,
The Duke City Rifle association
will hold its regular shoot on the
range today.
j. Antonio Chavez left on No.
last night for Los Angeles, Califor-
mia.
Harold Morgan, who has been
employed as a reporter on the
Morning Journal staff since No
vember, 1919, left yesterday after
noon for Salt Lake City, where he
has accepted a position with the
Salt Lake Herald.
Don ], Rankin, appointed to in
vestigate the flood situation in the
vicinity of Albuquerque, has fin
ished his report, which will he read
before the next meeting of the CITY
commissioners to be held as soon
as Commissioner Mclaughlin re-
turns from California.
Three booklets, prepared by Miss
Mary h. Richardson, state home
demonstration leader, have been
received by Miss Iva b. Fuchs.
county demonstration agent, for
distribution. They are: Hints on
Home Nursing" Cooking With
Steam Pressure in the Home" and
"A Balanced Ration for the Fam
lily" These may be had for the
asking at Miss Fuchs office in the
Chamber of Commerce building.
The game scheduled between the
Good Time club and the shop APP
prentice baseball team for today
has been postponed, several of the
players being out of the city.
Mr.. and Mrs. Raymond Naert
lest last night for st. Louis, Mo,
where they will visit relatives and
friends for IA few weeks. Before
returning they will visit Niagara
Falls and other eastern places Of
interest,
]. NJ Boswell who spent the last
ten DAYS in the mountains near the
Jemez springs, going into camp al
the river forks five miles above
the springs, returned to the city
Friday afternoon.
Juan Archibique and family LETT
last night for Los Angeles, where
they will spend their summer va
cation.
Undelivered kilograms are held
at the Western Union office for the !
following persons: j. A. Perry, |
Miss Stella Smith. Alfred Wright |
md Rail Ginter
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-18
REJO|CES DAUGHTER
CAN RESUME STUDIES

Everything my little 12-year-
old girl ate distressed her; even a
glass of water would cause her to
belch gas and she was unable to go
to school for nearly a year
bought her bottle of Mayr's Won
derful Remedy, and since taking
itsshe is eating up out of house and
home and is attending school
again. 1t is simple, harmless
preparation that removes the ca
tarrhal mucus from the intestinal
tract and allays the inflammation
which causes practically all stom-
ach, liver and intestinal ailments,
including appendicitis. one dose
will convince or money refunded.
Briggs Pharmacy and druggists
everywhere.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-18
INTERCHURCH OFFICES
OF STATE MAINTAINED
AT CLAYTON IN FUTURE

offices of the Interchurch World
Movement for New Mexico will be
maintained at Clayton, with DIR. II.
r. Mills as secretary, according 10
Mrs. Mills, who has been super
vising the closing of the offices
here.
The interchurch work will be
continued, she stated, and is now
being recognized on smaller
scale with less machinery. The
movement is not dead but will con-
tinue to be a vital factor In pro-
noting the work of Christianity.
All mail for the interchurch office
in this state should be addressed to
DR.. Mills at Clayton.
Mrs. Mills left for Clayton last
night.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-18
GEERS WINS HIS FIRST
RACE OF THE SEASON

10y MORNING JOURNAL SPECIAL LEASED wrREI
Toledo, o., July 1.-THE vete-
ran driver, Pop" Geers, won his
iirst race of the season today when
he plotted Don de Lopez, in winner
in the Maumee 2:05 trot, the fea-
ture Of Getaway day on the
Grand circuit, Don de Lcpez won in
straight heats, beating the favorite
Mlgnola in easy fashion.
Juno. driven by Nat Ray. won
the 2;l5 pace while John Henry. a
winner in the stake at Cleveland,
took second money.
Norman Dillon won the 2:1S
trot, going the second heat in in
2;05 IA, equalling the worlds rec
ord for 4-year-old geldings held by
Rance and Echo Direct
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-18
THEATERS TODAY

"B" Observation-Disclosures Tourneur
presents Treasure Island" by
Robert Lewis Stevenson, with an
array of stars seldom seen together
in one picture, Shirley Mason. Lon
CLANCY and Charles Ogle taking
the leading characters. Also the
management is presenting the last
episode of "The Black Secret"
with the daring Pearl White as the
principal star.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-18

membership in the national before
its convention on July 81.
Members of the Kiwanis / and
Rotary clubs have given the WON
en- hearty support and assistance
in the process of organization Of
fering them the benefit of their
experience.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-18
MATTHEW ADDS NEW
TUBE VULCANIzER

Besides having one of the best
vulcanizing shops in the city, Al.
Matthew, proprietor of the Dodrill
Tire company, 120-122 North
Fourth street, yesterday wired to
the eastern manufacturer for an
electric bibe vulcanizer," and ex-
poets to have it installed and ready
for business in short time. In
talking about the new piece of ma
chinery, Mr.. Matthew said: The
electric tube vulcanizer is Won
der, using steam only, no burning
OF tube and works automatically,
cooking four tubes at one time, and
does away with the danger of fire,
etc.
Pennsylvania furnished the larg-
est number OF general officers who
served in the U. S. army during the
world war.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-18
A Reliable Remedy for Diarrhoca.

81 have used Chamberlain Collie
and Diarrhoea Remedy for years
and find it to be the only medicine
| can rely upon to cure diarrhoea,
collie and cholera morbus. 1t has
cured many of my friends to whom
I have recommended it. l believe
that every family should keep a
bottle of it in the house. 1t is not
safe to be without it," writes Mrs,
w. f. Boatman, Moberly Mo.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-18
DEATHS AND FUNERALS

LAGAMA-The funeral of Miss
Ascension Bagama, who died last
Friday night at her apartments IN
the highlands, will be held this
morning at o'clock from Crol-
lofts funeral chapel. Burial will
be in San Jose cemetery.
Albuquerque morning journal. [volume] (Albuquerque, N.M.) 1903-1926, 1920-07-18

DELMONTE-The funeral of
Miss Pearl Delmonte, who died last
Thursday evening, will be held this
morning at Crollotts chapel at
$50. Burial will be in Santa Bar
bara cemetery.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-07-07
la SALE COUNTY IN
LEAD; HAS LARGEST
HOME BUREAU IN ILL.
465 JOIN ORGANIZATION DURING
MEMBERSHIP DRIVE. BRINGING
TOTAL UP TO 1131-CAMPAt6N
HEADED BY MRS. J. V. STEVEN
SON.

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the top in the membership dr'''
which was recently conducted by tho
IIopa hireau. bur also lends The state
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cured. \ total OF 4'' I'N''7 were M
duceh to unite WIN iile "fsai'i1''''o.''
bringing me toidi membership UP )"
Il"i. thdihpdlEh county '"H'e 4"
close second Win 4'''
The campaign was ,2aded by Mrs
j. Y. Stevenson ,t.o county member
ship chairman Under her snperyiS-
ion every township in the county has
been completely or partially canvass
ed, ana the ladies invited to join the
bureau The quota of the county mem
hership was set at 1000. but III
additional members were secured
otter Creek unit. with Mrs. Elmer
Brandes rs chairman, has II new
1lrih3etS' - Vi MIull' WIZ - ''
the mrs. ""S ~ 'i' ~
= ram ii"i ''itpo"'' ''P"' 10 ''
members iuI nope 40" "'"'P.
Mrs. Anna Strout Of Dmmick town
ship reports the greatest Increase IN
mcml arship. with Il old members
and II now members, an increase OF
26G't.
Allen towns hip. Mrs. Edward Stro-
BEL chairman, has the largest total
membership in The county, 81; and o.
fer Creek is second with 81.
Mrs O. T, Hayer of Miller town
ship was the first to report having
given every woman 4 chance to
join" and had Sc new members on
June TO-
The Mission unit is the youngest
unit, having ORGANIZED June = VIII"
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ROOD meeting
Mrs Roy Shaver. food chairman,
has arranged for a meeting Of all food
workers of the county and any others
who are interested in foods for Satur
day, July 10, at O'Clock, in the coun-
ty board room at the court house.
Miss Nina Criglor, food specialist, will
be present to help with plans for food
work and will give a short talk.
AS Miss Crigler cannot arrange for
later dates in La Sale county. this
win be the last chance for home BIZ
reau people TO hear the food special
isl until winter or later. Those who
heard her at the food ana health
schools in April are very enthusiastic
ana anxious to hear her again. 1t is
hoped that there will be a large at
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-07-07
PEARL MOSQUE WELL NAMED
Structure at Agra, India, Admittedly
One Of the Most Beautiful
in the World.

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Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-07-07
PLEASE STOP GIRLS.

A man is judged by his company. a
woman by her clothes-or the lack OF
them.
A wit has remarked that man pro
poses, and woman diSposes. She does
nowadays she at least great many
shes" are disposng Of nearly every
thing they should have on Al the
bathing beaches is this particularly
noticeable. Girls and women from the
"fapper' type to the matron OF half
a century are vieing with one another
in the fashion center of our waterside
Peacock Alleys" and the craze for
spending money is proved to be sec
ondary to the craze for taking oil
all but the scant few yards required
by too lenient laws.
One night this week there were par,
tieulany large crowds at Starved
Rock. At this resort there were four
women whom man. not prudish IN
any sense, decided were dressed as
he would like to see his SISTER dressed
for bathing. The rest were-:o put ii
dly-attempting 10 Guido the
beachside broilerS Of Well-knoWn
movie comedy company.
Yet probably every one Of the girls
or women at the park are conVen.
tional. nice" and would have been
highly insulted if spoken to without
tormaltties of an Introduction. They
were the sort Of girls who guard Their
person carefully for the most part and
are careful not to expose more trans
parent hosiery than the particular
whim of fashion DEGREES and who
frown upon 1lashy women who Clip OF
Il quarter inch more than their style
magazines have advised them. Yet
they strip the imagination of posi-
bilitieS with extremes of single piece
skin tight garments that the average
soubrette would shrink from wearing.
Freedom Of action in the water is
naturally ;heir plea for disrUbing. Rut
this Is scanty excuse for the beach
posers who form a large percentage
of any waterside gathering,
Ministers iron the rock ribbed
coasts to the other well-knGWn eX
tremity of the nation have shouted
with leathern lungs. written reams
and argued volumes against the prac
tice. Their efforts seem in vain
Women have relied upon the chiyalry
Of men and have shed more each year.
Where it will lead to one one knows
Perhaps a swing Of fashion will bring
back long skirts and boomers next
year. 1t is to be hoped. Mans tradi-
tional respect for the weaker sex has
borne some heavy loads since the ad-
vent OF the first slit skirt which
l. ,,,t b. 49,
resses in the Pink Lady" days. The
camel's back is bending for the final
straw
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-07-07
THE CHURCH AND PRINTERS
INK,

In the good Old days" SAYS n New
York doctor Of divinity, "the only ad-
ytrtisement that the church needed
was the bell which pealed it's silvery
announcement on the Sabbath air. But
now the church bell must compete
Wlth the breakfast bell, the telephone
bell, the door btll the locomotive bell
and the various appeals to turn the
holy day into a holiday.
The modern Sabbath makes 2
many sided appeal The call to Wor
sip is mutfled in the call to the colt
links, the tennis courts. the excursion
trains the automobile, tho motion bic
tnre and the voluminons Sunday pa
pers.'
Printers ink az an aid 10 churcE
publicity is comparatively now idea
The church has always stood for the
things overworld and occupied such
position OF dignity and sObricty that
1t has seemed sacriege 10 name it
IN the advertising columns Of news
paper
But this is a strenuous age for the
church. Its right to live is ques-
toned when every. hing sacred anu
secular Is flung into the melting poi
for new Judgment and all things are
re-eXaminci and JUDGED
Today the church has to make as
strong "A bid for popular support as a
store makes for its customers. Fail
IRE to draw Is as fatal to a minister
as to a merchant Commerce has dis.
covered that the newspaper is tine
a. T. .AI "a Ryt nah"
nome telllng about soap and soup and
pins and needles. Why sould not the
church harness chat same force to
the gospel chariot?
A religion of silts does no good.
NO organization in the business
world makes such SLOW progress IN
the adoption OF new ideas as the
church. Hundreds OF churches hay,
no more members this year than los,
They never spent one dollar in pub
lleity work. Their official boards arc
Static, never dynamic. They never
make any appropriations for publish
ing the glad tidings.
Is there anything undignihed abou,
printers ink? The first printed book
was the Bible.
People are just people whether Won,
find them at sale or al a service
They are perplexed and sad and dis
Outraged, and they would like to know
where they can find solace, courage
and hope.
some preachers fear that It vii,
smack Of the sensational to advertis,
what they are to preach. The WORD
sensational has been 50 much abused
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-07-07
MnllNe Power Ne ak

Iuru Florence has heard Il great
being without power and the necessity
of charging 1t. One day She was told
to remove her rubhcrs ana take them
10 her room She failed to do this nnd
later WAS asked why She had not done
or enough; | Ind to stop and charge
up
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-07-07
OLD MYSTIC RITE TEMPLE
Vestibule Uncovered at Rome Scene Of
Historic Event That Was De-
scribec by Tacitus.

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Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-07-07
Powerful Magnets.

ENTERTAINMENTS have been used to
litt hS much as 10000 pounds of steel
castings in one operation.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-07-07

mat some preachers fear il as they
would pinsne and go TO the other cx,
irene until their ID. ID. stands for
Deadly DIM.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-05-14
WkADYSIAW ST. REYM0NT.
Rok 1884,
Ostatni Sejm Rzeczy- Pospolitej.
PoVvieSG H~istoryCzna
(TryIogii CzeseL)
Prawo Wylsczaeg1 Przedruku Nabyte I ZAstrzSaons
dis "DTiennika Chicagcskiegu".
Gag daisy.

II CO takiemu p~rzyjdzie z pieknej zony? Dru-
sly ciesza sic jej laskami, a on Slinke iyka! - "a
SniaI sic cynicznie. - Gaia ia sprawl Jest zgoia ME
dorzeczna Rozwodzic sic z jednym, kiedy drugi
ieszcze niepewny odkiada stanowcza deklaracye
ma p6zniej. EpSci Zubow Jest tego przyczyna, Gale
Gnie przeSiaduje PREY szambelanowej, a ksiaze wScie
Ia sic Z zadro$ci "a drzwiami. Wczoraj skopai hal
duka, re mu sic znalazi ma drodzc. .Ach. tie kobietki,
ie kobietki! - cmOknai lubieznie / zaSmiaf sic, az
mu brzuch drga} sPazmatyCznie / zabrzeczaiy iancu-
SKI p~ieczatki. - Szambelanowa radaby, wzorem
wielkich dam. mice amanta ma codzien, druglego cd
swieta, innyCh jeszcze ma przerwy, a meza cd pono-
szenia ekspensow. ~gruchnai serdecznym recho-
TEN Z wIasnego konceptu, ME baczac, re Zareba
kurczowo zaciska zeby. - Many ciezsza ~turbacye
westchnai kiadI mu w samo ucho. kasztela-
nova odmowiia swojego podpisu ma generalnej pie
nipotencyi. lyle lat by}a ~powolnq. a teraz. kiedy ma
my ciezka okolicznoSc, stanela okOniem. kasztelan
az dostai ~palpitacyi ze zmartwienia widzi w Cd
movie niecne Supozycye Kapostasa. jej bankiera z
Warszawy. kt6ry w}asnie przyjechai i zabawia ia i
ruminarckiemi praktykami ! stawianiem astrological
rych horoskoptw. Prawdziwa to kabala. gdyz aktu-
ainie % kabritowskich bankructwach zioto jakby
sic zapadio pod ziemie niepodo5na go niczem wy
dobyc. nawet najzasobniejSzym hrakuje ~gotowego
g7oSza. Kasztelan ma ~pr6bowac 1t Sieversa. Odra-
dzaie1n. DO on sam czeSto ratuje sic Il MeisSnera. ma
vet nierzadko Boscamp lapie dia niego ii Iydow pc
rare tysiecy. Tyiko jeden Guchh"ltz m6giby wygo-
dzit.
- Buchkoitz:.- ME w:erzyI wiasnym uSzom
posei inc krola pruskiego:
On jedenby p~ozyczyi pod aiezhyt ucjqzIi-
wymi warunkami.
- To mi vase prawi nowiny!
- WSzak materye pruskie muszq lada dzieh
PrzyjSt ma sejmie ad deliberandum szeptat po-
chylajqc sic ku MENU - muszq przejsj aiiirma-
tive. mu>zq do}ozyi gorQco-zaS tymczasem pre-
civil sic temu sro2o cpozycya, | ME tylNo zelanci,
warcho}y i sejmowj szczekacze staja nam W poprzek,
lecz nawet n~iektorzy miniStrowie adherence Rosyi
ZawzietoSt przeciw Prusom roSn.e Z dnia ma dzien
zwraca sic juz nawet do osoby posla. re ME way
sic pokazywaC ma ul>cy, jak W zbrojnej asyScie. Vie
my, jake Sicvers podzega do sroru Z cicha cai1
.dium powszechno$ci zwraca w prrskq strong, Otdl
S~asztelan moglby wiele zdzialac ola uiormowania
przychylnej wiekszosci ma sejnie, ale kaszteIan AM
shce o tenn siuchaC ola ~jakowych5 dziecinnych SEN
tymentow. jakby dukaty same sic trzesly L nieba
Got6wem wym6wic swojc sl:zby, jesIi nie many Eo
rzystac z takich ckolicznoSci.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-05-14
Przytomny nauczycicl.

Inspector PREY zwiedzaniu szkoly
do dzieci, wskazujac ma globus, u
stawiony ma katedrze:
- Powiedzcie mi, czemu drut.
podtrzymujacy globus, jest krzywy?
" klasie milczenie, kt6re nau--
czyciel tprzerywa strwozonym gIo-
sem:
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-05-14
Sumiennosc iednostronna.

Sumiennosc jednostrOnna.
- Opr6cz posaI1u, pczyczylem mo-
jemu zieciowi 10, 900 dolar6w.
- 1 coz, zwr6cil?
- Owszem, zwr6cil mi.... mo-
ia c6rke.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-05-14

- Mech sic pan Inspector ME
gniewa, mySmy juz TAXI dostali.