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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-09-21

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The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-09-21

More than $4,000 reindeer were shot
yearly in Greenland between 1874 and
1849; but the animals are scarce there
now. -e- ,~s-.z -
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-09-21
FIND STILL IN WoopPILE.

hddeS shd hae w S l pe Ebaa
he police found It Monday night. TO.
sentenced to thirty days IN jail on
liquor. This was the second still
Found here in the last three days.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-09-21

Did you know there were such
things s-'Floraf Kissee3 Neither did
anyone else until 4-press ugents ides-
perare' to- boost <hee~~Vanstfes, a
struggling musical comedy, advertised
+Maybeile Flowers" 'as'-vhe kissing
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
Definition of MPIav.O

In quaint volume published many
years ago occurs the following credit
ed to "Jones of Nayland:"
"The words commonly used to sig
Nifty play are these four: Relaxation,
diversion, amusement. recreation. The
idea of relaxation is taken from bow,
which must be unbent when it is not
wanted, to keep up the string. Diver
sion signifies turning aside from the
main purpose of journey to see
something that is curious or out of
the common. Amusement means an Oc-
casional forsaking of the muses. as
when the student lays aside his books.
Recreation is the refreshing of the
spirits when they are exhausted by
labor so that they may be ready in
due time to resume it again.
From these considerations it fol-
lows that the idle man who has no
work can have no play; for how can
he be relaxed who never is bent? How
can he turn out of the road who never
is in it? How can he leave the muses.
who is never with them? How can
play refresh him who has never been
exhausted?"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
1--WE Can Be sociabIe."

mean to use that word rather at all.
1t just crept in without being noticed"
81 noticed it" said Mr.. White-Tailed
Deer.
Il didn't" said Mrs. White-Tailed
Deer, "or l might have been able to
stop it in time"
"Oh, well, it is all Strengthened up
now" said Mr.. White-Tailed Deer.
Eyes" said Mrs. White-Tailed Deer,
'and while I'm deer and dear at
the same time / can't have everything
my own way and be a speaker toop'
"Oh, gracious said Mr.. White
Tailed Deer, "the very idea of you
cracking that old, old joke about deer
and dear. But you did say something
that interested me. You asked me if
were still dangerous, didn't your"
sNo,' said Mrs. White-Tailed Deer,
.'you have made mistake too. said
that your dangerous season had
passed"
"Oh, well, we've each made mis-
take in our talk so we're even that
way" said Mr.. WhiteTailed Deer, ''but
pray tell me what you mean when you
say my dangerous season has passed"
II mean," said Mrs. White-Tailed
Deer, that during September and Oc-
tober and November you cannot be
trusted, for you are dangerous and are
apt to go at creatures with your three
strong, spearlike antlers and your
great weight pushing you on
"Oh, yes, that is So" said Mr.. White
Tailed Deer, "but why speak of the
fact that my dangerous season has
passed so long after the time when it
has passed? It's well on in the winter
now"
"Oh, WELL" said Mrs. White-Tailed
Deer, I'm SO perfectly sure it has
passed now, you see!''
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
Why DRUGGISTS RECOMMEND
SWAMP ROOT

FOR many years druggists have watched
with much interest the remarkable record
maintained by Dr.. Kilmer's Swamp Root,
the great kidney, liver and bladder medi-
cine.
1t Is physicians prescription.
Swamp-Root 10 a strengthening medi-
cine. It helps the kidneys, liver and blad-
der do the work nature intended they
should do.
Swamp-Root has stood the test of years.
It is sold by all druggists on its merit
and it should help you. No other kidney
medicine has so many friends.
Be sure to get Swamp Root and start
treatment at once.
However, if you wish first to test this
great preparation send ten cents to DIR.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N Y, for q
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
TAKE ASPIRIN ONLY
AS TOLD By BAYER
"Baysr" introduced Aspirin to the
physicians over IS years
AGO.


To get quick relief follow carefully
the safe and proper directions in each
unbroken package of "Bayer Tablets
of Aspirin" This package is plainly
stamped with the safety "Bayer Cross. :"
The "Bayer Cross" means the gem
uine, world-famous Aspirin prescribed
by physicians for over eighteen years.
"Bayer Tablets of Aspirin" can be
taken safely for Colds, Headache,
Toothache. Earache, Neuralgia, Lum-
bago, Rheumatism, Joint Pains. Neuri-
it's, and Pain generally.
Handy tin boxes of IL tablets cost
but a few cents. Druggists also sell
larger "Bayer" packages. Aspirin is
the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture
of Observation-Disclosures Of Salicylic-
acid.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
Colds
Break
Get instant relief with
"Pape's Cold Compound


Don't stay stuffed-up! Quit blowing
and snuf1ing! A dose Of "Pape's Cold
Compound taken every two hours I'M
til three doses are taken usually
breaks up a cold and ends all grippe
misery.
The very first dose opens your
clogged-up nostrils and the air pass
ages of your head; stops nose running;
relieves the headache, dullness, fever
ishness, sneezing, soreness, stiffness.
"Pape's Cold Compound" is the
quickest, surest relief known and costs
only a few cents at drug stores. II
acts without assistance. Tastes nice.
Contains no quinine. Insist on Pape'sl
ADV.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
DADDYJ EV[NING
]'EAIRY TALL
SSA O Mdry GrohdN
WHITE-TAILED DEER.

"Well," said Mrs. White-Tailed Deer
to Mr.. White-TaiIed Deer, who was in
the next little house in the zoo, your
dangerous season has passed"
what do you mean by that?" asked
Mr.. White-Tailed Deer Are we not
animals of the dark forests, and do
we not see that there are plenty of
us left because we do not do foolish
and foolhardy things? We do not put
ourselves in the way of danger.
''Wes stay off by ourselves and keep
where it is safe. We live near rivers
where few others live and where it is
wild, and because we don't try to be
too sociable there are still lots of us
living.
1T doesn't do to be too sociable, do
you think 500"
''No, | think we're WISE" said Mrs.
WhiteTailed Deer. But then we're
in the zoo now. 1t isn't the free, wild
life, but at least it is safe. Here we
can be sociable and no one will harm
us.
"The zoo people will not let anyone
hurt us. They will only let people
come to admire our antlers and our
fine bodies and our great beauty"
That's true" said Mr.. White-Tailed
Deer, ''bue at the same time we do
nice things for them. We don't like
some animals, refuse to let our babies
be born here. No, we let the babies
come and we show them we're CRATE
full to them for their kindness to us
and for their protection"
you too have spoken the truth, !"
said Mrs. White-Tailed Deer. 1--WE are
rather nice, sensible, pleasant, good
looking animals"
what do you mean when you say
we are rather nice?" asked Mr.. White
Tailed Deer. 1--WE are very nice, aren't
we?"
"Of course" said Mrs. White-Tailed
Deer; II only said we were rather
nice. meaning that we were very nice"
"Then why didn't you say what you
meant?" asked Mr. White-Tailed Deer.
"Still crosse" asked Mrs. White
Tailed Deer
NO. said Mr.. White-Tailed 'Deer,
"only it seems sensible to say what
one means
1T does seem that way" said Mrs.
White-Tailed Deer, 'but forget some
times and put in words / don't mean
and leave out those / do. / didn't
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
HEAD STUFFED FROM
CATARRH OR A COLD
Says Cream Applied in NostriIs
Opens Air Passages Right Up.

Instant relief-no waiting. Your
clOgged nostrils open right up; the air
passages of your head clear and you
can breathe freely. No more hawking,
snufffng, blowing, headache, dryness.
No struggling for breath at night ;
your cold or catarrh disappears.
Get small bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm from your druggist now. Apply
d little of this fragrant, antiseptic,
healing cream in your nostrils. 1t PEN
etrates through every air passage Of
the head soothes the inf1amed or swol-
len mucous membrane and relief comes
instantly.
It's just fine. Don't stay stuffed up
with cold or nasty catarrhal
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
A New One.

They were still out in the conserva-
tory and Tom had just asked Sally to
marry him. She had said, IT don't care
if I do" and thus they were engaged.
'Tom, DEAR" she began, "am I the
only girl"
"Now, look here, Sally" he inter-
rupted, ''don't ask me if you are the
only girl / ever loved. You know as
well as do"
"Oh, that wasn't the question at all,
Tom," she answered. Il was just going
to ask if was the only girl that would
have your
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
Artificial Scents.

The great bulk of perfumes are
chemical productions. The Wall Street
Journal says the commercial problem,
is whether the American perfumer of
the future is to be an artisan or an
artist. Shall he deal with the fragrance
of flowers or chemical odors and
scents? The idea of the layman is
that the cosmetic chemist seeks the
odor of flowers; but as a matter of
fact synthetic chemistry not only
crowns his work with the crushed oil
of roses, violets and jessamine, but
seeks to rival the fragrance of flowers
with superior scents originating wholly
within the laboratory and trade
marked as such.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30

Since the World has been the leading
metropolitan organ of the Wilson adj
ministration this aroused great inter-
est and some excitement in the Demo
cratic camp. The important question,
of course, was whether or not it meant
that Mr.. Hoover was the choice Of Mr..
Wilson. No one could answer this Of
fcially. Some of the Southern Demo
Gratis said they would not favor Hoover
because they considered him Repub-
lican; some Of the members Of the
party from the West thought the farm
ers would oppose him because he put
fixed price on wheat and let cotton
soar. Mr.. Hoover himself maintained
a dignifed silence. The secretary of
the Bryan league says Colonel House
is responsible for the Hoover boom.
There has been some talk of Edward
|. Edwards, the wet governor Of New
Jersey, as the Democratic nominee,
and there, too, Mr.. Bryan comes to the
front. He says he would oppose any
such movement and would not be
delegate to the convention if Nebraska
should instruct for Edwards. Further
more, if Homer S. Cummings favOrs
Edwards he will never again be ma
tional chairman of the Democratic
party if Bryan can prevent it. So
there
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
Look at tonguel Remove poisons
from stomach, liver and
bowels

Accept California" Syrup of Figs
only-look for the name California on
the package, then you are sure your
child is having the best and most harm
less laxative or physic for the little
stomach, liver and bowels. Children
love its delicious fruity taste. Full
directions for child's dose on each bot
tie. Give it without fear. Z
Mother! You must say California"
-AdY
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
Prospective Revelations.

My activities as molder of public
opinion and chronicler of events in this
community will terminate very soon,'
said the able editor of the Torpidity
Torch of Liberty and; Tocsin of the
Times. Il am selling out, and if there
is no hitch in the arrangements shall
turn the Torch over to my successor
on next Friday afternoon. On Satur-
day morning / shall begin to tell my
fellow citizens by word of mouth
what / really think of them" Kansas
City Star.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30

companied the italian premier from
this city to Nice, and was told by Sig
nor Nitti that his trip to Rome was
brought about solely by the railroad
strike in Italy.
''The reply Of the Jugoslav govern
ment to the note of the supreme coun-
Gil relative to conflicting claims on the
eastern shores of the Adriatic does
not satisfy u.s. the premier is quoted
as saying, ''but we have gone to the
extreme limit in making concessions.
The world should realize that for the
sake of Fiume we renounce Dalmatia,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
STATES POSITION OF ITALY
Premier Nitti Asserts Country Desires
only Friendly Relations With
the JugoslaVs.

Paris.-Ttaly will demand of France
and England the carrying out of the
treaty of London only when all other
means of settling the Adriatic question
have been tried and found futile, &C
cording to statement made by Pre-
mier Nitti to a representative Of the
Echo de Paris. The correspondent ac-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

right and can work better. You have
my permission to publish this letter.
-VIcToRIA KoPPL, q Oak Ridge Ave,
Summit, N. j.
If you have warning symptoms such
as a sense of suffocation, hot flashes,
headaches, backache, dread of inn
pending evil, tinidity, sounds in the
ears, palpitation of the heart, sparks
before the eyes, Irregularities, con-
g6paond variable ria appetite s wea 6O
OF Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound and begin taking the medicine at
once. We know it viii help you as it
did Mrs. Koppl.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
REcIPE FoR GRAY HAIR.

To half pint of water add o. Bay Rum,
small box of Barbo Compound, and "
OF. of glycerine. Apply to the hair twice a
week until it becomes the desired shade.
Any druggist can put this up or you can
mix it at home at very little cost. 1t will
gradually darken streaked, faded gray hair,
and will make harsh hair soft and glossy.
1t viii not co'or the scalp, is not sticky or
greasy, and does not rub off.-Adv.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30

which was giveR to us by the pact of
London.
''This new people is in the course of
formation and the exaggerated impul-
siveness characteristic of youth is nat
urally present, but we are anxious to
consider the Jugoslavs friends. They
and we occupy the greater part Of the
Adriatic coast and have mutual inter-
ests. | wish to facilitate these rela-
lions. We will find an agreement. It
must be found. We will demand exc
cution of the London pact only at the
last extremity"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
Water on Two Sides.
ADV.

YEAST see some one has suggest
ed stocking boat and having float
ing saloon on the river to get over
the bone-dry law
Crimsonbeak-W that certainly
would give us an opportunity Of hav-
ing little water on the side.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
Better Still.

The postmaster's boy and the pro-
fessors' boy were playing together. A
question of precedence arose, and the
professors boy exclaimed, ''You ought
to Jet me go first! My fathers an
A. NJ"
'sHuh!" replied his companion.
"That's nothing. My fathers ?. NJ"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
WOMEN OF
MIDDLE AGE.
May Pass the Critical Period Safely
and Comfortably by Taking
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Summit, N. J.-'T have taken Lydia
E. pinkham's Vegetable Compound dur

ing Change of Life
and / think it is a
good remedy in such
a condition. / could
not digest my food
and had much pain
and burning in my
s t o nj a c h a fter
meals. | could not
sleep, had backache,
and worst o f a IL
were the hot flashes.
| saw in the papers
a hon + Vepatabla
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
pidn,t Deserve zero.

Student-There must be some mis-
take in my examination marking. I
don't think l deserve an absolute zero.
Inspector-Neither do I; but it is
the lowest mark am allowed to give.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
eff of Appreciation.

Most people flourish on praise. There
is nothing that helps us to do our best
SO much as the feeling that others ap-
ppeciate what we are undertaking.
There are many forms of helpfulness
beyond the reach of the average girl,
but she must not feel disheartened if
she has the gift of generous apprecAa-
ton and knows how to praise heartily.
Girls Companion.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
Thnunht Il Mental.

Cause.-The dentist told me that l
had large cavity that needed filing.
Ethel-Did he recommend any spe-
cial course of study?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
opportunity,s Door.

"A man cannot always tell when he
reaches the door of opportunity"
"That may be true, but the fellow
who tries every door he comes to will
open one sooner or ater."-Birming-
ham Age-Herald. s
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
Latest Texts.

Church-Is your preacher up to
date?
Gotham-You bet he is. He always
takes his texts from the New Tesla
ment
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
Comparisons.

'sWhat an awful eater that man Is!
believe he takes a peek at every
mouthful"
"That proves nothing on him in the
way of big appetite. So does bird "
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30

While the federal prohibition agents
are Selling millions of dollars worth of
liquors and the bootleggers on the bor-
ders and the moonshiners everywhere
are making small fortunes, one wisp
of hope is held out to the vets. The
Supreme court of the United States
has granted to Rhode Island permits
sion to institute in that court original
proceedings to test the validity of both
the prohibition amendment to the Con-
stitution and the VoIstead enforcement
act. The suit is brought by direction
of the Rhode Island legislature, which
refused to ratify the amendment. 1t is
alleged that the amendment is an in
reference with the state police powers
and a violation of the fifth constitu-
tional amendment, and is s'usurpatory,
unconstitutional and void"
A generally overlooked feature Of
the prohibition law which is of i'm
mense interest to thousands of prop
erty owners was brought to public at
tention last week. This section i'm
poses a fine of not more than $1,000
or a prison sentence of not more than
two years on the owners Of property
upon which are displayed signs or
posters advertising liquors which are
intoxicating.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
DRIED Snow.

Little Mary Louise saw snowflakes
falling and said TO her mother, Lets
hurry and put up our Christmas dec
orations, it's Christmas" In little
while she went outside to play, but
soon returned to the house, for the air
was so cold. Her mother noticed some
thing that looked like clay on her
shoe, and said to her:
"What is that on your shoe, dearY'
'1The snow dried on there" an
swered the five-year-old.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
The Main Thing.

"That offlce-holder says he has di-
vorced himself from politics"
eHow much alimony did he get?"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30

Why does nearly all the milk Of hui
man kindness taste of the can?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30

People seldom appreciate good adj
vice unless they have to pay for 1t.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30

The conference of the Baltic nations
closed with the appointment of COM
mission to work out a plan for de-
fensive alliance against soviet Russia.
Contrary to expectations, there was
not even discussion of the question of
making peace with the bolsheviki.
Lithuania wanted to form an alliance
with Esthonia and Latvia against Po-
land, and when this was rejected the
Lithuanians virtually withdrew from
the conference. It is intimated that
Lithuania may make alliances with
both soviet Russia and Germany.
which would make the position of Po-
land even more uncomfortable than it
now is.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30

reason, too, the presence of the Jap
anese in Siberia has been a constant
source of trouble. Correspondents pay
high tribute to General Graves for the
way in which he has handled the
American troops in Siberia in all this
mixup.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30

Wealth and happiness are not al
ways on the best of terms.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30

Silence is anything but golden to
the poor girl who is dumb to the en-
treaties Of a wealthy sutton.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30
catarrh cannot Re cured

by LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the diaease.
Catarrh is a local disease, greatly infiu-
enced Dy constitutional conditions HALLS
CATARRH MEDICINE will cure catarrh.
1t is taken internally and acts through
the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces of the
System. HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE
is composed of some of the best tonics
known, combined with some of the best
blood purifiers. The perfect combination
of the ingredients in HALLS CATARRH
MEDICINE is what produces such won
Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
f. ]. Cheney & Co., Props. Toledo, Ohio.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30

Jugo-Slavia, at this writing, is stand
ing pat on its claims to Fiume and its
consequent refusal to accept the set
Element of the Adriatic question adopt
ed by Great Britain, France and Italy.
1t will hold to this position, said a
Serbian diplomat, as long as President
Wilson supported it, and would then
be willing to submit the entire ques-
ton to the League of Nations. The SUI
preme council on Tuesday sent note
to Belgrade which, it was said, gave
the Jugo-Slavs four days to reconsider
their refusal, and threatened that if
they persisted the principles set forth
in the pact of London would be applied
to the territories in dispute. This is
more even than Italy now is asking.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30

The sensation of the week in domes-
tic politics was the announcement of
the New York World that it was for
Herbert Hoover for president, on any
ticket, ION a platform representing the
kind of government which Mr.. Hoover
has exemplified in his public career"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30

Happiness doesn't consist of having
everything you want. but in the ability
TO get more.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30

FnF0VI FN POSITIVELY REMOVED By Or. Bsrry's
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-01-30

When Was Eve Created?
At what time of day was Adam Gre
ated? A little before Eve.