davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-26

probably didn't make much Of any
thing else, either.
About the time . man learns the
difference between = slip-on and q
pop-over the styles change.
An optimist is \ man who il going
to build 9 new house next year when
everything will be lot cheaper.
Anyway, when the president quits
his present job. lie will have acquired
the necessary experience to run =
canning factory.
Said the governor Of New York to
the governor Of New Jersey, @It's 60
ing TO be longer time between drinks
il we don't do something about it."
John Barton Payne Of Illinois be-
comes secretary Of the interior to
succeed Franklin X. Lane. Who the
--oh, well; it's only for year, any
way.
Having reached the sere and yellow
and being out Of the running, we
would like to ask this question: Do
the young men spark" the girls any
more?
When woman gets old she has a |
good time thinking Of her youth; and |
when she is young she has good time
about anyway two or three
youths.
It's wonder it has never occurred
10 some surgeon to cure tubercular
trouble by cutting out the lungs, or
stomach trouble by cutting out the
stomach.
Any man who can calm squalling |:
infant without chlorform or violence
s a hum-dinger and entitled to the
privilege Of telling his wife how to
-aise family. |:
y, q q = |;
when he proposed, did you tell
lin to see me 7" asked father "Yes,"
'eplied daughter, "but he said he'd
Ieen you several times, but that he
owed me just the same"
How a rich man earned his first
Iollar never interested us. What we
lesire to know is, how could he hide
so the hat psasers and tax special
SITS couldn't find 90 cents of it?
Most physicians with general prac-
ice these days seem to need two per-
Qualities one to look after their
'atients, and the other to handle the
'arious reports and regulations of
heir health boards.
According to returned soldier, the
most singular cause for court martial
uring the war was IN the case Of q
ook who was charged with cooking
he beans in such manner that every
ody who ate them had the hiccoughs.
"Who can tell me where Noah
we'd" asked the Sunday school
sacher. II don't think he had
sgular home," replied one yougster.
guess he an his family belonged
} the floating population"
"Some sweet day" says Old Bill Mis-
ivens. II am going to move to some
n country where folks are not SO
,errun with law that poor man has
purchase hunting license before
oking into a gun store window" l.
When the newspapers Of this coun- =,
v are compelled to abbreviate in "
uenza down to "flu" in order to con- D
rye paper, the United State senate :,
lould help matters along by cutting r.
'wn the treaty speeches to not more :,
an S79,654 words each. :,
tn
The new Jersey democrats have de-
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-26

II you must be hog, be a ground
hog, and then pull the hole in after
you.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-26

The man who never made mistake
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-26

The Democratic question now seemr
to be: viii McAdoo, or won't be dot
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-26

You can't cut cheese with hammer
but you can stir up an awful mess.
The Emmett index. [volume] (Emmett, Idaho) 1893-1925, 1920-02-26

slack Tillsm borrowed my harrow
one day not long ago." remarked Old
Bill Miseivens "You may borrow Il, !"
l told him, "but | want il distinctly
understood that want to use it next
Friday" THAT is all right" said
Jack. II viii be through with it by
Thursday noon" So Thursday noon,
and Thursday evening, and Friday
noon came, but Jack had not brought
back the harrow. Old Bill, in frame
Of mind. drove the two miles after it.
After it was loaded on the wagon
Bill said: "Jack. you said you would
be through with It by yesterday noon"
II was" said Jack. "Then why didn't
you bring it homer" demanded Bill
considerably warm under the col
lar Bring it homei" exclaimed
Jack; "why, heavens to Betsy, man, l
went after it! What do you expect
of q reighbor, anyway"
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-09-30

home at Mason City but before
they reached their destination the
pure soul of this promising youth
of sixteen summers had olsen
tangled itself from the wreck Of it's
earthly home and flown into calm
realms of eternal peace. Mrs.
Gordon Story is a daughter of Jo-
seph Sweeney. The Story family
lived near Hamlin when Lyle was
a child.
Mrs. Nettle STANLEY, accompanied
by her daughters, Miss Pearl and
Mrs. r. A. Drury, and her daugh-
ter-in-law, Mrs. Charles Stanley,
drove to Sutherland, Iowa, in her
Oakland car to participate in the
festivities surrounding the marriage
of nephew.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-09-30
Everybody is anticipating a JOY.

Everybody is anticipating a joy
Gus time at the big wiener Schnit-
eel roast which will take place at
the Old Homlin church in the light
of the harvest moon of Friday
night, October LIST. DO not miss it,
Mr.. and Mrs. Grant Kness drove
to Lorah Wednesday evening of
last week. They had planned to
go on to Omaha the next morning
in company with Mr.. and Mrs. Ed
Priest in Mr.. Priests Buick sedan
to enjoy the Ak-sar-Ben, but 8,
heavy rain during the night nipped
their plan in the bud so their only
course was to Ford it dejectedly
back home with nothing to blow
about except their pleasant visit at
the Priest home.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-09-30

noon. The kernel of his theme
was Rest" and the thoughts he
impaired We're beautiful and
helpful.
A baby gale dashed madly into
the streets of Audubon Saturday
night, tearing down Purdy's dance
pavilion, showing automobiles from
their mooring and slamming the
doors OF the Crescent theatre until
the big crowd at the movies be-
came quite restless for awhile.
A message came from Mason
City late Saturday evening telling
that Lyle Story, son of Mr.. and
Mrs. Gordon Story, was seriously
injured in a motor vehicle clash.
Mesdames Earl and Tom Sweezey
departed Immediately for the Story
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-09-30
Hamlin News Items

Mr.. and Mrs. Jake Warner mo-
tored to Atlantic Sunday evening
to visit with his mother.
Gill Petty and wife drove to the
vicinity Of Ross Saturday to visit
over Sunday with his daughter,
Mrs. Frank Bamsey.
Albert Christensen, who de-
parted recently in company with a
party of tourists--all friends of his
from another part of the state
writes that they are basking in the
shadow of Pixies Peak.
Bring your sale bill work to the
Journal. Well get you crowd.
Mr.. and Mrs. Wallace Stanley
spent Friday at the Guthrie Center
fair.
Peter Reisgaard turned his back
on his prospects in Iowa and fol-
lowed bubble into Missouri. He
departed Saturday with his family
and chattels over the Rock Island
for Unionville, Putnam county,
just over the line.
Charles Jaynes and family en-
joyed day at the Guthrie Center
fair.
Rev. Henry delivered a good
sermon to his little flock at the
Old Hamlin church Sunday after
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-09-30
Woman's New Role
A Rule of the Game

In our present situation, with the
duties and obligations of citizenship
confronting us, we need to master
quickly the principles that are to
guide us in our deliberations on
public affairs.
The first rule that we must
observe as good citizens is this
that we are to set the GOOD OF
ALL ABOVE OUR OWN SELF
/ ISH INTERESTS.
For this choice between our own
good and the common good is one
that we shall very often have to
make. Indeed it arises in one form
or another in connection with
nearly every public question; and
it is sad truth that very, very
many of the men have never reach
ed the stage in their voting where
they put the good of all above their
own private interests.
The truth is that if all of us con-
sidered only our own selfish inter
ests, our nation would quickly go
to pieces and become another Rus
STA or Mexico. No person ever has
been or ever can be a good citizen
of a democracy who puts his own
individual interests above those of
the group as a whole. Anarchists,
|. w. WIS and many labor organi-
cations have in these last years
been doing this very thing; and by
it they have become traitors to
their country. They are destroyers
OF our nations strength. On the
other hand, the man who gives his
life for his country has learned the
great lesson that the good of all
overrules every other consideration
in a democracy. Then how little it
seems when we see the people who
stay at! home, profiting perhaps
by the death of such heroes, and
yet refusing to put the common
good above their own.
This may be put down as SER
ious fault of the men in general in
their voting: that they have been
too much inclined to put their own
selfish interests FIRST and to con.
slider their country afterwards or
not at all. Women should not fall
into it. for selfishness of individuals
and the desire to pursue their own
selfish pleasure without regard fol
their duties and obligations to the
group as whole, are the greatest
destroyers Of human governments
and nations 9 f which there is any
record in the history of mankind
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-09-30
Special Notice
TO LIGHT AND POWER CUSTOMERS

In order to aid the company in meeting the unusual
condition prevailing it is imperative that all custom
ers pay their bills promptly AS result of the large
necessary apply the following role to become effec
tive at once:
Gin the event a bill for light power service
is NOT PAID ON OR BEFORE THE Goth DAY
OF THE MONTH following that month in
which the service is rendered. SERVICE WILL
BE DISCONTINUED until said account is
paid
Sin the event service is discontinued for nom
payment of bills, charge of $1O0 shall be
made and collected, to cover the necessary labor
for disconnecting and Recommending tie SER
vice.
For the benefit of customers having outstanding
balances we urge that they call at Local Office
without delay and arrange for the settlement OF their
accounts before it becomes necessary to discontinue
service.
eseek the full cooperation OF our customers in
meeting unusual situation and trust that enforce
ment of the above rule will not prove necessary, how
ever our obligations to maintain service must receive
first considerations and we cannot hope to meet
responsibilities unless bills for service rendered
! paid promptly.
Iowa Light, Heat and Power Company
September l, 1920 c. H. UTTER. District Manager
H.wuupu = M II nu nrn I'll nj MI nMnAu III u III 4
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-09-30

FOR SALE OR TRADE:
8O-acre farms for town property.
j. O. HOWARD,
tt Atlantic, Iowa.
Audubon County journal. (Exira, Iowa) 1884-1993, 1920-09-30

MIR. and Mrs. Andrew Jensen and
Mrs. George Gore returned Satur-
day from Omaha, where they were
called because of the serious illness
of Walter Cannon, who was operat-
ed on last Thursday morning at the
Wise Memorial hospital. They
report that he is recovering nicely.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-01
C0UGHED FOR 7 YEARS
ORDERED TO Denver
Doctor said she couldn't get well
in Illinois, but she did.

.I had a very bad cough for years:
all the time, day and night Could
sleep but little. I tried everything, but
got no relief. Finally my doctor said
he could do no more for me. that I had
better go to Denver as l couldn't live
in Illinois. Then I tried Milks Emil
sion. From the very first it helped
me. BY the time I had taken IS bot
ties, my cough left me entirely. I have
gained in strength and flesh and am
now in perfect health."-Mrs. Alice NJ.
Huntley, 1S2 No. Pearl St, Galesburg,
Ill.
tive food and a corrective medicine 1t
restores healthy, natural bowel action,
doing away with all need of pills and
physics. Il promotes appetite and quick
ly puts the digestive organs in shape to
assimflate food. AS builder of flesh
and strength, Milks Emulsion Is strong
|ly recommended to those whom sick
ness has weakened. and IS powerful
aid in resisting and repairing the eff
fects OF wasting diseases. Chronic
stomach trouble and constipation are
promptly relieved-usually in one day,
This is the only solid emulsion made.
and so palatable that 1t is eaten with a
spoon like ice cream. Truly wonder
full for weak, sickly children.
No matter how severe your case, YOU
are urged to try Milks Emulsion UNI
der this guarantee-Take six bottles
home with you. use 1t according to d.
rections and If not satisfied with the re-
suits. your money will be promptly re-
funded. Price COO and 1920 per bottle.
The Milks Emulsion Co, Terre Haute
Ind. Sold by druggists everywhere.
Advertisemen t
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-01
SHE COULDN'T
DO A BIT OF
WORK 2 MONTHS
System Became Run Down All
Over But Vola-Tonic Has
Brought Back Her Strength.
IMPROVED EVERY WAY

Mrs. E. NJ. Smith. 251s Gilbert ave-
nue., Cincinnati, O., suffered with her
stomach two years and got so bad re-
Gently that she wasn't able to do a
bit of her Homework.
Il took Vola-Tonic and now I am
great deal better" Mrs. Smith said.
II was in such bad condition before
I took Vola-Tonic that l could hardly
keep food on my stomach at all.
had headache all the time, too, and
was very nervous.
For two months recently I felt so
badly that I wasn't able to do any of
my homework.
'Then l started taking Vola-Tonic
I hadn't taken more than a few doses
of Vola-Tonic until could see results
Il continued taking VIOLA Tonic and
now my stomach is in much better con-
dion and my nerves are about normal.
l am much stronger than before, also.
II know l have derived a great deal
Of benefit from Vola-Tonic and want
to recommend this medicine to every
body who feels weak and run down
and needs more strength"
Strength depends upon tho stomach
to a great extent. Let the stomach
get out Of order and you get out Of
order all over. To keep strong, your
stomach must properly digest food and
take nutrition from it to nourish the
organs and tissues of your body. If
the stomach fails and nutrition is lack
ing, the organs become ailing and
tissues break down. Then weakness
gradually comes.
Vola-Tonic. Builder of Strength"
puts the stomach in good condition. 1t
also brings good appetite. good blood
and good nerves and thus brings
strength and better health to the
weakened, run down man or woman.
Vola-Tonic is being specially intro
duced in Richmond by the five Quigley
drug stores .-Advertisemen
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-01

was directed by John w. Noble, and
shows excellent handling throughout.
MURRAY.
An interesting example of what Is
known in literature as the duplex
story plot, or the story within story,
is provided by Vitagraph's latest Earle
Williams feature, when Man
Loves. This production will be shown
at the Murray Theatre on Friday, Sat.
urday and Sunday.
The picture unfolds the story of a
man who lives at a rapid rate of ad-
venture and romance, while at the
same time his brain centuries imagin
atively a second, inner romance which
he writes for publication. The delight
full dovetailing Of these two stories
and paralleling of their incident trav
els to an unusual climax.
Mr.. Williams, playing the role Of
John Howard Bannister, son Of ar
English Lord, and a novelist by trade
writes a novel which comes true il
his own life.
MURRETTE.
There are many rich sets in 1.-THE
Adventurer" by E. Lloyd Sheldon, al
the Murrette Theatre The production
as is usual with Farnum features, has
been lavishly staged, and some of the
costumes worn in the big ballroom
scene are especially elaborate.
J. Gordan Edwards, who directed
THE Adventurer," is noted for his at
tention to detail. 1t has been sale
that in all his great productions thi:
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-01
COULDN'T DOUBLE
Up HIS FISTS
Suffered Great Pains From
Rheumatism of the Joints,
His Muscles Were Sore and
Stiff.
Claims Great Relief Since
Taking Dreco, the Great
Herbal Remedy.

When the kidneys become weak or
deranged it is impossible for them to
separate the poisons from the blood
as it passes through these organs;
the kidneys are the filterng plant for
the body; as the blood goes through
they strain out the poisons and pass
them from the system. If these pois-
ons stay in the blood, such troubles as
rheumatism, catarrh. sallow skin, diz-
ziness headaches, etc, show up. The
body requires full supply of pure,
rich, red blood, free form poisons, to
keep it in healthy condition. Dreco
acts on the kidneys, keeping them
strong to purify your blood supply.
1.-THE greatest relief I've known in
years since l took Dreco," said Mr.
Lester S. Geyer, a highly respected
employee of the Starr Piano Co., Rich
mond, Ind.
I've been full of rheumatism, ach-
ing joints land sore muscles for a
long time.
MY hands were so sore I couldn't
double up my fists; I couldn't bend
over without having terrible pains in
my back.
1--WE taken SO much medicine that
my stomach was all out of order. My
food didn't digest and l got nervous
and weak, but, I'm feeling great once
more, for I've never seen anything
take hold like Dreco did 1t simply
knocked out my troubles and put me
on my feet again"
All good druggists now sell Dreco
and it is highly recommended in
Richmond by Thistlethwaite's six drug
es-Advertisement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-01

Don't worry about perfect results
Use Diamond Dyes" guaranteed to
give a new, rich. Iadeless color to any
fabric, whether it be wool, silk, linen
ton or mixed goods,-dresses blous-
@, stockings, skirts, children's coats,
feathers, draperies, coverings.
The Direction Book with each pack
age tells so plainly how to diamond
dye over any color that you can not
make a mistake.
=, To match any material. have drug
,Gfst show you Diamond Dye Color
Card. Advertisement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-01
6. 0.P. TRYING TO
q COMPLETE LIST OF
men TO BE- HERE

With two presidential candidates al
ready agreed to attend the Republican
rally her on April 20, members Of the
committee in charge Of the rally are
working to bring General Leonard
Wood and Senator Hiram Johnson to
the city and complete the list OF can
didates for the Republican nomination
for the rally day program.
Word was received from General
Woods Indiana manager Thursday
morning that that candidate would be
in Ohio during the week Of April 10,
and that there was some doubt as
to whether he could be brought here
on April 20.
His manager said. however, that he
would try to get the candidate here
for at least a part of the day, and
there is some chance that he may be
able to come here for an afternoon
address.
No word has been received from
Senator Johnson's manager, other
than that every effort would be made
to bring him here.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-01
The Theatres
WASHINGTON.


There are several big moments In
'Footlights and Shadows" the new
Selznicls picture at the Washington
the last times today, in which Olive
Thomas is the star. 1t is by far the
best action picture Miss Thomas has
had. and she does not depend alone
upon her remarkable beauty to win ad-
mirers, for there is some real acting in
the role she portrays.
Miss Thomas, herself former Fol
Nes" girl, is seen as Gloria Dawn.
Aautiful performer in a. midnight
4eWue, who is pursued by man-about-
town. During a performance on the
roof a fire starts, and the man she
loves is tramnled beneath the panic
stricken crowd Gloria rescues him,
and the next day finds herself a
heroine.
When the scoundrel who is pursuing
her comes to her apartment with an in.
sulting proposal he is met by the man
Gloria has rescued, and fierce fight
follows.
Miss Thomas is supported by Alex
ander Onslow, handsome leading
man; Two Dawson, Robert Keeling, and
other well-known players. The play
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-01

director never has had flaw in any
Of the details, either of costumes or
sets.
The Adventurer'' is a remarkable
output; but even II the great story
were mediocre, the scenic effects and
photography would be really worth
while.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-01
TER-MURDERER
SENTENCED TO BE HANGED

LUPELO, Miss, April 1.-Charles
Marshall was found guilty today Of
the murder of William Miller, one of
four members of a family who we're
shot or dubbed to death last Janu-
airy after their house had been dyna-
mited. Marshall was sentenced to be
hanged. His father, ]. E. Marshall,
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-04-01

will be placed ON trial tomorrow
charged with completely, and his
brother, Felix, will be arraigned later.
Besides William Miller, the persons
killed were his father. his sister and
his sisters baby, of which Marshall
was alleged to have been the father.
The Glenwood post., 1920-03-27
$loo Reward. $loo

The readers OF this paper will be
dreaded disease that science has been
able to cure in AN It's siagcs. md that Is
Catnrrh. Halls Catarrh c'iie is the only
positive cure now .rpWn 10 The medical
fraternity. Cntarrh being H constitutional
disease. requires a constitutional treat
ment Halls CatRrTh Cure Is taken ia.
ternally aching directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces cf tive rvstefn. there
bv destroying the fotitsdai ton Of the dis
ease, and giving the Isticnt strength by
building up the constitution aud nssisting
nature Ia doing its work. The prurrietrrs
have 30 much fuIth In if- cnrntIve pow
ers that they offer One iftfpsred DoiiHra
fot any case TINT II falls So cure. Send
for LIST Of testimonials.
Aldfess: ?. J. CHENEY 4 CD. Tois do. O.
lelA bY all DrugGists. 7hc.
6Ah &AN's SAUJiy Pjns fer Noustipationp
The Glenwood post., 1920-03-27
MARINE MEMORIAL POSTER

IUST as the school children of France
- gave for their country's gift to the
United States-the Statue of Liberty
so will American school children
contribute zone cent and upward" for
Americas Gift to France" monu-
mental statue by Frederick Mac
Monies, the noted American sculptor.
Mr.. MacMonnies Is contributing his
services toward the monument which,
It is estimated, will cost $25O,OOO.
The poster shown herewith, Is by Al
bert Sterner, noted American portrait
painter. 1t typifes the tribute which
this country will pay to the French
through the Marne monument The
poster will be displayed in cities,
towns, and villages, and will designate
many of the places where contributions
may be made during the week o.
March pa free-will offering, in
which numbers of contributors, rather
than size of contributions, will be
sought from school children and others.
Contributions are now being receiv-
ed at National Headquarters, $50 Mas
sau street. New York, by Charles H.
Sabin, president of one Of New York's
largest trust companies, who is treas
urer of the fund.
Tho memorial will be erected at