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The Washington times., 1920-08-23
A burnt child will dread the fire,
but an adult will not. No wonder
a poet wrote, "The child is father OF
the man." PHILIP EBERT.

A long-legged Government clerk
(He must have mighty long ones,
too), begs II. and S. to plead with
Manager JARBOE, of the Gayety.
to set the seats in the balcony a
little further apart. Says he has
corns on his knees from having
them squeezed against the seats
in front.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23
no THE BOYs APPROVE.

We've read comments in n
and S on roll-top stockings and
hose. Now tell US, truthfully,
boys, do you like them oh not?
If you have objections, please
state them, because we like to
please you most.
CHOCOLATE and VANILLA.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23
Speech Revisers Needed

Speaking at Columbus on August II, Governor Cox
1T statement that staggered the sensibites
of the civilization of the world the unthnkabe mon
srous proposal that in the midst of the uncertainty of
the hour separate peace ought to be made with Ger
many"
We quite that that kind of talk will get Can
didate Cox nowhere with intelligent persons
man may be in favor of ratifyng the Treaty of Yer
saes and the covenants of the League and be intel
gent in spite of that.
But no intelligent weu-nformed can possibly re-
gard separate peace with Germany as monstrous or
"unthinkable," staggering the sensbes of the
civilization of the world
That kind of stump oratory is not only cheap. It is
also silly.
We made separate war upon Germany.
The President then undertook to make peace jointly
with the Allied governments
He had the right to do
The Senate ratified peace with necessary amend
It had the right to do
The President refused conclude the peace so ratified
and amended by the Senate
He had the right to do so
That leaves the country technically at war with Ger
many long after the Allied governments have technically
ceased to be at with Germany.
There only two possible courses of action left
One is ray the Treaty of Versailles and the League
covenants negotiated by Mr.. Wilson.
The other is to negotiate separate peace exactly as
made a separate
BY the the next President takes his seat in March,
1921 the Treaty of Versailles will have disappeared entirely
1t is merely collection of scraps of paper now and
neither England Italy pays the slightest attention to its
provisions.
An utterly foolish, dishonest and unavoidable treaty it
dying the death which all foreseeng and Uniformed
knew it was bound to die
BY next March it will be dead and forgotten.
The League of Nations is already European joke
Nobody takes it seriously Not person thousand
knows who its officials where conferences are held
few weeks ago its officials clamorng to the British
for money enough pay of Office rent
Governor Cox and Mr.. Franklin Roosevelt would do
well to get somebody who does know what going on in
Europe to revise their campaign speeches.
AS these speeches are printed, they sorry bun
combe and calculated to make the well-informed and
thoughtful laugh.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23
- 1s1nnEARDanSSEErfi1$2
PARADOXICALLY SPEAKING.

Many single man leads a
double life.
If your left hand was cut off
your right would be left.
The longer you smoke a cigar
the shorter it graws. WALLIE.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23
REST IN PIECES.

There was a man who fancicd
That by giving her the gas
He'd get his Ford across the track
Before the train could pass;
He'd miss the engine by an inch
And make the train hands sore,
There was man who fancicd this,
There isn't any moro. .,,
The Washington times., 1920-08-23
MERNIN II. r.

Just a few words in behalf of the
genial bunch who run the trains for
the Chesapeake Beach road. We all
hope they share in the results OF in
creased rates allowed all roads.
W. II. WEBB.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23

The cowboys at First Street and
R. /. avenue N. w. want recognition
in society and caker circles. They
once called US the bread box fleas,
but now the bread boxes have been
taken away. A. q.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23
BORUM TORE EN-.

Here rest the remains of Willie Borum,
He bought a pair of pants and wore en-,
But one day he stopped to laugh.
At once he felt a strong draft,
And ne died shortly after he tore en-.
BENJAMIN ID. CONWAY.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23
EAST HAyATTsNILLE "GANG.-

How many II and S fan remem-
Der the "bloody gang" that used 10
hang around East Hyattsville? Also
the good old store on the Eastern
branch? DO you recall NORRIS,
BUCK, CLIFF. LONG, DlCHE,
and the LITTLE boys? ~
OLD TIMER.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23
WHY BE MEAN, BOYS?

How about the pests down at the
Tidal Basin who sit on the beach and
make remarks about everyone VINO
masses? have a striped bathing suit
and don't mean to attract attention,
but have to endure such remarks as
The police are looking for you.
When did the chain gang break loose
VESTA.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23

Saw some socks yesterday, and
the baby was wearing paris gar
ters with them. TOBY W.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23
We TOW NE GOSSIP
II Registered u s. Patent ofne&
BY X. G. B.

DEAR K Ban editorial recently "For
Sae-My Baby destitute artist in Chicago offer
you will through your column offer services lady,
portrait $1,000 to be paid that it
through the Hearst organization Chicago that he
nav keeph his child himself.
this offer because rtist know only too well
the great how impossible
would work under such conditions Sincerely
HENRY CLVE.
MY DEAR Henry. AND LET me know.
THANKS VERY much. f" WILL be glad
FOR CHOOSING me- 'jE DONE my bit
AND I'm glad to help ANp Nf.".'.
DESPITE THE fact If 1T should prove.
I'M NOT quite sure THIS ARTISTS tale.
WHAT SORT Of man. HAS fh'!h.ho out
WOULD SELL his child y" W. '":'. "'
FOR AN! prc.
BUT HE'S an artist -,
AND so are ru,r rn
:''' YOUR pRoFFERED chance.
AND You've the gift ro cp,p o1o.,
TO DO this thing. 50 vrpv e.,
THAT YOU would do. WHEN 1--WE Inc, rand
AND DO it we'll OF THAT moor .oo,
AND 1T may be WHO'D SELL herself
THERE is some TO GET the means
SOME WOMAN fair. 50 THAT she might
WHO'D LIKE to help. BUY BACK again.
AND %.e!. HER HUSBANDS health.
AND sHE write. ! THANK you.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23

where's Shorty" the cop, at
Eighth and n streets northeast7
TRIANGLE.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23
BREEZY DIMPLED KNEES.

It's awful the way the preachers are roar
ing
over the new bathing beach costumes
The girls away from heaven are soaring
And toward the other place are attuned.
What seems to be causing all this breeze
In our moral atmosphere
Is the display of din.pled knees
Which draw the boys from everywhere.
The toughest part about il all
Mighty sad for the prea cher clan,
Is that they've never seen the dimples.
Having heard about them second hand.
WILLIAM THE WATCHER.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23

We've got to hand it to King
George for buying hand-me-downs
from the clothing dealers in pref
ence to paying fancy prices for tall
or-made suits. Some kings seem to
have sense after all. THOMAS.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23

Now you've got to hand out two
smackers along with your ballot
to help flattcn the high cost OF vot-
ing. The campaign managers hook
your dough and play you an
election promise on grsphophone.
Your receipt IL gone when the
music stops. Ponzi was In the
wrong game.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23
"Bugs'' Baer
CAMPAIGN EXPENSES

Presidents are now within reach
of the workingman.
The Washington times., 1920-08-23

The campaign managers OF Hard
ing and Cox are going to let the
horny-headed son of toll share the
campaign expenses. Instead of
Wall Street supplying all the
grease the ultimutt consumer Sc
cures an opportunity to invest a
small sum in profit-sharing
President
The Washington times., 1920-08-23

The Presidents of these here
States are the servants of the peo-
pie. They act like servants, too.
Had their pay raised. Veto every
thing in sight. Always in the par
lor. Only difference is that they
stay four years in one place. But
why should the ultimutt con-
sumer vote for President and pay
for the privilege? Used to be the
other way round in the old days
of foam on the chin.
There wasn't much expense to an
old-time campaign. A guy would
jump on a stump, wave his arms
and frighten all the crows and
children. Now candidate has to
chirp OFF limousine porch with
hammocks and awnings and every
thing. Such luxury marked the fall
OF Rome.
It's all right to fve-and-ten this
coming campaign and give the
common people slot machine
right in the next President but
why not return to the old days
when campaign expenses consisted
OF a chsw OF borrowed tobacco
and maybe set of borrowed false
teeth to chew II with?
Everything was on the up-and-
up. outside OF threatening to shoot
guy II he voted wrong there was
no coercion. outside OF offering a
bird two dollars for his vote there
was no bribery. Them were the
good old days. They were men in
those days.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
Where, Oh Where
Has Fatima Gone Z?

NO Mans Land playground for
the World War Veterans association.
at Fifth and Lenora. opened TUESDAY y
night. Railroad trouble and rain
combined TO prevent the opening
Monday night The Greater Alamo
Shows furnish 10 tented shows and
six riding devices. There IL not .
dancing girl show among them.
A feature on the show ground is q
war relic exposition. displaying q
collection of trophies gathered from
the battlcfields OF Europe. Tho cr.
hIbit In owned by overseas men.
There is no admission charge TO the
exhibit.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21

An overall parade,
That's the next move on foo, by
the economy advocates who
think they can cut down the high
cost OF clothing by wearing khaki
and blue denim.
And even the women are being
enlisted In the overall army,
The overall parade is scheduled
for next Monday noon. and Il will
start from the Palace Hip theatre.
according 20 Mercedes. the actor
chap who came to town yesterday
He started TO organize an overall
club 20 minutes after ho reached
Seattle.
Mercedes has put away his fancy
wardrobe made by New York tai.
iors and has donncd the overalls
to help defeat the high cost OF
clothing. Thruout the country in
every town where he has played. he
has organized overall clubs. His
was the first overall club in Amer
ica- ho claims
I'm glad TO see the boys at the
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
Financier Says He
Was Bilked in Deal

Jafct Lindeberg. Alaska financler.
was bilked. he charges. IN suits
against the American Savings Bank
and Trust Co. and james A. Murray.
Tacoma banker. In Judge Boyd ,.
Tallman's court "Wednesday. Lindc.
berg said he agreed to purchase l.siS
shares Of the Bankers Trust Co. ~
Tacoma. and deposited check for
$4,000 with tho American bank.
Later he discovered the shares were
OF less value than represented. and
sought to recover the check from the
American bank. but failed
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
IT'S EASTER FOR
L MAIL CARRIERS

Seattle mail carriers are celebrat'
ing Easter today.
Coming to work wednesday morn.
ing In an old felt hat, each man
emerged with his sack OF mall wear.
ing broad grin and a brand new
cap.
Neat, snappy. stylish. OF postof'
flee gray TO match their suits. the
new hcadgear is voted n distinct i'm.
provement both in comfort and ap-
pearance by the local Burlesonites.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21

FOR CRY OF
PLAY BALL
Mayor and Chief Warren In
Downtown Parade With
Two Teams

Pilot Clyde Wares, Of the Seattle
Sivashes was 20 trot out HIS dia'
mond squad In tho first baseball bat
tie Of the Coast league season In Se'
attic against the San Francisco Seals
at the Rainier Valley park this after
noon.
While threatening clouds lowered
over the city. thousands Of fans
w~ndcd their way 10 the baseball lot
out In Rainier Valley. on street cars
and jitncys
Despite the heavy weather. a On
pa.rity crowd was expected to jafn
the gates seattle was trying 10 pass
tho league r-cord. held by san Fran.
cisco. a, is 900.
Baseball. the national Yankee
sport. IL going over with a hang all
over the country. and Seattle In no
exemption. Everybody. from mother
and father 20 baby. nossns 10 be talk
ing baseball
Seattle proved TO be one OF the best
BASEBALL towns on tho Coast las,
year. supporting n last place team
~ish large crowds all year. and with
y HlfHhAnfNFn tSarn. tur tAN1 arc tt
p<--fed 20 support the game with the
Drne sped that they showed last
year.
The hiT festivities for today started
with tho ANIMAL baseball parade IN
the do~nsown streets le1 ~ Bess
s--zea and Monte Carter. a pair Of
rabit fans. Tho poiic~snan'a band
Mayor Caldwell and Chief OF Police
Warren and the members u the two
teams made up the prcrc2.on.
The game was 10 be called prompt.
" at J y. m. Aviator. David q.
f.oTx and LEO Huber will drop the
first hall from an airpiane. which
Mayor Caldwell will attempt to beave
over tho plate. Chief Warren win
don the cafcher's mitt ard try 10
estch IL Clarence koib. of the IA.
nous comedy team. kolb and Dfii.
viii try IN HIT tho Mayors delivery.
and Mar Diii will he the umpire.
Jim scott. the crack right handsr
- the Seals. will do the pitching for
tho visitors Bob Gcary. curve ball
artist. VIII take up the hurting bur.
isn for the HON. team.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
Dope Peddler Is
DELAYED by Arrest

Lock Gee. alleged purveyor OF
narcotics. emerged from his room at
Eighth ave. and Jackson 1T. is sec
onds too late Tuesday afternoon.
As he descended the stairs. his
pockets filled with packages OF NOR.
phine and cocaine. he met an old
friend coming up. II was Inspector
A. u. IIamar OF the treasury depart
ment. An auto ride to the city bas-
tile followed, and "Wednesday morn.
ing Gee deposited $500 with U. s.
Commissioner Mcclelland to guaran.
tee his appearance later.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
Muny League for
Traffic Reforms

Recommending that the valuation
~ the Seattle 4 Rainier Valley line
be established by n board Of apprais
ers. that the proposed ordinance reg
ulating the jitneyH be passed. and
that a separate traffic division In the
police department should be estab
iiHhcd, the committee OF the Munici-
pal league. reporting on these mat.
tcrs before the membership at Tues
days meeting were sustained by the
league.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
South Americans
Will Be Deported

Decisions on the heartngs Of
George Caro- Putnam and Diego
Caro- Putnam. results ~ which were
forwarded 10 Washington. were re-
esiyed at tho local immigration sta.
tion Tuesday evening Tn. men arc
10 be deported 10 South America.
The Putnam brothers were re
leased from Mcneil Island. Aprn ~,
after srrvtng a sentence of one year
and one day for alleged violation OF
the narcotic staiuten. They are na.
tives ~ south America. and will be
sent 20 New YORK on the initial
stage OF their journey home with IN.
nstt party 90 leave Seattle. immi.
grafton officials said Wednesday
morning
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
Urges Labor Men
to Use Ballots

Control your government an you
and the dangers Of n bloody rcvolu-
ton will not menace America"
That is what Thomas van Lear.
former mayor Of Minneapolis. told n
larr. labor audience Mt the Arena
Tuesday night Radicaiism In no
crime. he declared. instancing wash.
ington M great radical whose ac-
lions along radical lines freed
America from the power OF a king.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
Navy Togs Found
Buried in Woods

Three sailor lads who Joined the
Overall club. despite their navy rcgu.
lstions. were sought By deputies
"wednesday. Three navy maclSinaws
and three white navy hats were
found buried In the woods OF Far.
rcils ranch. near Elliott, Tuesday.
Deputy Sheriff r J. Hughes. who In
vcstigaiod. discovered that the tars
had substituted overslis for the ma.
rine Earh. The overall tags were
found near by.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
Tries to Collect
Cash With Knife

Carrneno Lucci didn't mind letting
his brother. Dominick. hold In trust
1000 for him. but when Dominica
refused 10 allow him 10 take enough
of the money 10 buy a pair of socks.
Carmcno got mad. lie slashed
blndly with his knife and nearly
severed hi. brothers hand Tho
brother charged him with threat 20
MN in Justice Otis W Drinkers
court Tuesday A. Carmeno had
served 20 days for the siaahing. Jus.
tice Brinker released him ON peace
bonds for 90 days.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
BRIDE TO TELL
!. STORY TO JURY

ROCHESTER,, N. Y. April 2f.-
Pearl Beaver Odell. girl wife Of
James Odell. on trial here for the
murder OF Edward J. Kneip. Wall
take the witness stand late today
and tell of her relations with kneip
previous to her marriage. Upon
her testimony the defense hopes to
obtain acquittal of Odell.
The prosecution attempted to
prove Kneip was handcuffed TO a
tree and lashed to death by Odell
and his wife. Sheriff Weidomann
identified n nail file with which
he said Kneip was stabbed.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
Labor Men Oppose
Overall Craze

SACRAMENTO. April 2i.--Sacra-
mento federated trades council in a
meeting last night condemned the
present ''overall craze" as detri-
mental TO the interests OF the man
who is obliged to wear them. The
supply viii not equal the demand.
members claimed. which viii bring
up tho prices.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
$50 DEATHS
IS TOLL OF
TORNADOES
Parts Of Alabama, Missis,
sippi and Tennessee
Hit by Wind

MEMPHIS. Tenn. April 81
Full effect of the tornado which
swept portions ef Alabama. Mis-
sissippl. Tennessee. Was brought
home today - reports r~acis~d
here from the storm swept dis
tricts.
The death toll reached nearly
$50 late today. Accordiug to ~
ports r~ccivcd over railroad t<le-
graph wirrs. tho only means Of
communication
Latest reports placed the dead
81 n, Aberdeen and Is At Gum.
Miss.
Reports from Eastern Misssfssippi
and Northern Alabama. told Of grca,
suffering.
Medical supplies and wukxs we're
rushed from near by cities.
At Hamilton. Ala. where the court
/, house had been turned into a hos
pifai. the storm was reported es
p~ciaily violent Five members of
one family wcre killed. A heavy
timber was driven entirely thru the
body Of = young woman. A baby
was carried half a mile BY the wind
and killed
The farnfiy Of sfx Of Patrick sharr
at Philadelphia. Miss. was wiped
out
the Bapuss shurrh 1t FAzadsi.
phiA was used as . uoreue
Two entire villages. Rose HIN and
rnxomAr. Miss. were reported sn
have been demolished Other places
were badly damaged.
Two separate storns. occurrtns
two hours apart. swcpt thru the con
tral-vesscrn part OF Mississippi. ae-
cortinx TO reports. Tho full effects
of the first tornado were felt In the
country around Abrrdsen. Ms,
where 20 lives were lost The second
swept across country In the neiss-
borhood Of Meridian. Oh. largest
town In the state. More than . score
Of deaths were reported from Merid
Ian.
Both storms moved northeast Into
Alabama. but tho northern storm
quickly spent fts force after crossing
tho Mississippi boundary. The tai
end OF the storm struck Southern
Tennessee with lcsscncd force. Only
three deaths were reported In Ten
nesseA
The southern storm. which did ths
greatest damage. swept thru Lauder
dale county. Mississippi.
IL claimed 20 lives at Meridian and
cau~cd heavy property damage II
swept into Sesoba. killed IL persons
at Philadelphia and several In uhs
country around that town.
The Storm skipped one county and
was next reported from oktibbeha
county, where seven were known "a
have been killed and hundreds oi
farm houses were wrecked The next
heavy loss was In Monroe county
A partial list OF dead, collected
early today. contained the following
Aberdeen, 20: Bay Springs. I
Amory, Q: Meridian. 20: Rose HjIl
4; Ncshoba county. 10: Clayton. s
Egypt. s; Ciens 10: Ingomar. 6
Baker. s.
Alabama reported the foilovina
losses.
Colbert county. 4: Madison county
IS: Marion county. 20; other scattered
Losses.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
MEXICO REBELS
TAKE OIL TOWN

WASHINGTON. April .i.-
Mexican rebels are threatening
Tampico. In the heart Of the oil
region. according TO n commu-
nique issued here today by Gen.
Aivarndo. representing the revo-
1utionists.
lie said that Gen. Gomez, with
5000 men, Joined the rebels, seized
the town OF Tuxpan. the second larg-
est Mexican oil city-and is now
mcnacing Tampico.
There are extensive arcas OF oil
lands In those districts owned by
American and European interests.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
Five Die in Snow
Storm in Colorado

DENVER. Colo, April 3f.-With
another blizzard predicted for Colo
RADIO tonight. belated reports OF the
rrcord-breaking storm that tied up
rail transportation here from Sat
uriay TO Monday showed five per.
sons frozen TO death and thousands
OF head Of livestock had perished.
Hundreds OF volunteer citizens were
today helping to dig out the Mof-
fatt railroad 10 Corona. top OF the
world" to release snow.bound feed
for starving cattle
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
Toot Sweet Not
if She CartsH& II

Lillian Sweet asked divorce In su-
perior court Wednesdsg on the
ground that Louis sweet was always
on toot. Wedding bells rang in
Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. December g..
1913. Divorce Proctor c. c. Dalton
wants to know where Louis got his
supply.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21

city han have formed a club" Re
said. But we want everybody TO
get in the club. We want every.
body In the overall parade next
Monday noon that is fashionable
enough TO have pair OF the latest
wrinkle duds."
In the Mercedes Overall club
there are now i.oi3 members. All
employees OF the Palace Hip. includ-
ing girl ushcrs. are on the member.
ship rolls. beginning Monday they
will wear blue coverails.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
No Portland Game;
Grounds Are Wet

PORTLAND. ore. April .i--Dus
20 rain. which made the grounds un-
NJ for combat the opening game OF
The Coast iesErie baseball season In
Portland vas postponed today
The Beavers and Angels will stage
the opener tomorrow. n > riuviuH
proves 10 Be a better sport than he
~Aa today.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
Peace Brought an
End to Her Income

Isabel Kelly wishes her husband.
Frank. had stayed In the army
When he was In. she got her allot
ment When he got out. she got
nothing, she charged In divorce
action In superior court wedpe-day
They were married here November
g, 1915.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
Baby Boy Is Hurt
in Washing Machine

YAKIMA. April 2l.-T'wo-ycar-old
Denny Mitchell will always hate
wash day when he grows up. Denny
turned the switch ON his mothers
electric washer Physicians may be
able to save his arm, 20
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
u. S. Ambassador
to Attend Council

WASHINGTON. April 2i.--Prcsi-
dent Wilson has instructed Ambassa-
dor Robert Underwood Johnson. 1t
Rome. to attend the San Reno meet
ing Of the supreme council as an un-
official observer. 1t was learned to-
day at the state department.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
CULTURED HORSE
~ BUT KICK HURTS

NEW YORK. Aprii ,i.--A jury
ruled that kick delivered by q
highly cultured and trained horse"
hurts just as much as one delivered
by less refined animal. and award
ed Jacob Tannenbaum $1,000 dam
ages.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
Japanese Asks a
Divorce Decree

Motto Koyama filed suit for di.
vorcc against Naotsro Koyama In
superior court Wednesday. alleging
abandonment, Hiroshima. Japan.
WAS the scene Of the wedding. May
4. 1915.
The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-04-21
Took Otto's Time
But Not His Vest

otto Johnson. OF the National
hotel. left his vest In the washroom.
Tho vest was still there when he
came back. But his watch wasn't