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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
BAN ON OPTION
MARKETS ASKED
Whitehurst Urges Wilson
to Close Them Until
Jan. l, Anyway
PRICE IS FLUCTUATlNG
Exchange Gamblers Exact
Toll From Farmers, Aggie
President Declares

%. .rspiatcd Press state Wire
OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla, oct. 2g
John :. Whltchurst, president of
,b, state board OF agriculture, this
afternoon addressed a second request
fo President Wilson that grain op-
zion markets be closed. White
hursrs first appeal was made in a
iclocram sent 20 the president last
week and the president, in reply.
asked Nhitehurst to prove his dec
laration that the option market was
opcrating to the disadvantage OF the
cauntrys business. In "A letter to-
Lav Mr.. Whitehurst made his reply
Whitehurst declared farmers, mill
crs and grain dealers in oklahoma
are unanimously\in favor OF discon-
'iruance OF the grain option mpr-
ket
II have consulted a Egelt number
Of the largest milling inst t.tulions IN
the state and talked with II consider
able number of grain dealers. and
thov are convinced that the option
market is contributing largely TO tho
present orratic and unfair wheat
market" he wrote.
Price Fhctuntlng Daily
wheat is fluCtuating 20 Is cents
each day. while not one bushcl Is
added or taken from the total sup
ply The grain dealer and doinc3tio
miller IS at n loss to know how to
purchase, 80 he can buy on a mar
row or proper margin. The farmer
Is losing 1j TO 25 cents {. bushel as
result Of the football methods APP
Piled 10 the same supply Of wheat
from day 10 day. Hc cannot buy
upon a safe and sane market be-
cause IL is based upon a gamblers
market and not a supply and de-
wand market.
1--WE are cCgn.zant of the fact that
We are CCnfrolting declining mar
k"t and naturally we recognize that
the market ultimately will settle
down to a basis Of supply and de.
mGnG.
Having the state and federal
statistical correlation work IN my
office and under by supervision, |
am thoroughly convinced that the
option market rs maintained only for
the purpose OF men trHfticking who
do not add one dollar 20 production,
for the purpose OF taking liberal
tolls from, the farmer.
r'My undedsta nding Is that you
Rave tho authority To clnsc the OPP
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
Marriage Licenses.

Marriage licenses: Harley David
son, %, Gladys Copeland, 49, both
OF Tahlcquah; Charles Orin Bride
well, II, Kiefcr, and Minnie Ella
Rider, 1S, OF Sapulpa; Victor Il.
Jennings, 20. Slick, and Alma Sny-
der Is, Drumr.ght; Kenneth l..
Cochrell, %, and Mary Louis Marsh.
20, both OF Oklahoma CITY: Elhcrt
Van Orsdalc, 81. and Ethel Baker.
20, Bristuw: Alonzo Thomas, 81.
jerks and Mrs. Eliza A. Michcncr
81, of Sapulpa; Arthur II. Chapman,
33, Sapulpa, ana Alta i, Crouch,
20, Of Mounds.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
McthnhIst Pnsinr Krtnrns

Rcv. Roy =, Crawford, pastor Of
the First Methodist church here, re-
turned this morning from oklahoma
CITY whore ne attended the annual
conference of the Methodist Episco-
pal church. Rev Crywfurd stated
that hc had been returned To thl.
church for the year and that Rcy.
j. h. Burt, pastor here mul few
m"nth9 ago. was made pastor uf the
second Methodist church In okla
humd city
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
NeiUs of Sdpulpa
NAB TAXI DRIVER
AS FAKE OFFICER
Claiming to be Policeman
He Took Boy From His
Home, is Charge
speciaI Co the World.

SApULpA. oct. 19.-Clarcncc
Winner, white boy, taNi-driver for
the Hubbard Taxi line. appeared In
police court this morning aud plead
ed not guilty to a charge ~ impcr-
sonating an officer. Miss Elsie Jet
as complaining witness told Mayor
two other mon came to- hcr homo on
Sunday and representing themselves
to be officers took Il boy named
Bin Lindsay from the house and
stated he was wantod on a charge
OF gambling. The Ease was turned
over to the county.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
REPUBLICAN LEADER HURT
Frank ". Mondcli suffers Broken
leg IN Automobile Accident.

LANDER. wye, oct. l9.-Trank
w. MondrlL republican leader in tho
house Of representatives.. was In
iurcd in an automobile accident to.
day while inspecting reclamation
work ON the Shoshono reservation
near Riverton. According TO a tple-
phone message received here, MIp-
dclIs leg was broken.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
ODD FELLOWS IN A PARADE


HN Associated Press stat, Vr.
MI SkOGEE, Okla. oct ia
brilliant street parade. featured 10y
holl % dozen floats. marked today b
conversion OF oklahoma odd FU.
lows ana Rvhcknhs Comforting "
degrees ON odd Fellows was rr-
sumrd this afternoon. Moro than
200 applicants to- TIA, ltrbpkph lodge
wcrc given degrees also.
Past grand officers or tho odd
Follows were hauuuct,d tu.ht Of.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20

By Associated Press state Wlr,
OkI.AIiONA CITY. oct Ia
Hearing of protests 1gIius. Camp
lcll EussCll'a pardon md parole
amendment petition was resumed
before Joseph S. Morris, secretary OF
state, here today without N, pres
cnco of either Mr.. Russell or his at
torneys Mr.. Morris said that Mr..
Russell had left the city WITHOUT
asking continuance at the conclusion
~ the hearing last Friday
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
Electric Cases Sc,

by Associated Prcss state Wire
OKLAHOMA CITY. oct. l9.-Ap.
plcatons for increased electric light
rates at Pauls Valley, Chandler
Atoka, Coalgate. Lchigh and Phil
lips were set for hearing before the
state corporation commission today
Francis. Allen and Calvin have asked
increased telephone rates.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
ThIrtccn DIvorccs AppIIcd For.

Last week II marriage licenses
were granted and l3 divorces were
applied for. This was Il banner
week. for both Of them. During
the week the divorces were in the
lead. Saturday a number OF cou-
pies applied Tor marriage licenses,
making cupid win by the mnjoritv
OF four, Tho oldest person granted
n license was a man SO years old Of
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20

tlon market and, never In my cNpCr-
iencc have | seen such a widespread
desire among farmers or unanimous
conscn, among m!llers ard gram
dealers as az present. ] pray you IN
behalf of the farmer who ~ grow.
ing weary OF being ground between
the upper and neither millstuucs OF
prohtecr and gambler, to discon-
bnuc the opticn market, at least an
til January /.
Whitehurst said today that tho
world mas a very small margin of
Increase in grain production over
last year ana that norma! working
OF the laws Of supply and demand
would result In Large increase in
Mo price of wheat received by tho
oklahoma producer.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
BAnk llCnrings.

Sapulpa bank clcarings for today
are $l35,760,07 as compared with
| $13S,59l.91 for the corresponding
| day Of the previous week.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-10-20
Man Burned to Death
and Wife Badly Hurt
by Gas Pocket Blast

BY Associated Press state Wire
OkMULGEE. Oct. lg.-Galo w.
Reese, Is, died in a hospital here
yesterday. victim of peculiar ac-
cidcnt. Reese and his wife were
driving along the road near BcEgs
one night last week when they
ran into what IL termed In the
oil field as a gas pocket" The
Ras became ignited from his car
and he and his wife were cnve-
loped in flames. Both were able to
leap from II, their clothes blazing.
by rolling in the grass they man
aged TO cxtinguish the flames hut
they were terribly burned Mrs.
Reese is in the hospital whore it
is said her condition is serious.
Their automobile was destroyed.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-23
Una pa|abra, mexiCanos

Por medic de LA PrenSa" qulcro
hacer llegar a mis- compatrtotaS eS-
toS rengloneS que llevan palabras de
agradecimicnto para los que han es-
tado contribuyendo en- la 2clecta
alberta por este periodic. Y excl
tando a todoS a que cumpla2 con 81
deber.
TODD HleXicaao que sier.a arder en-
Su pecho IA llama del ~p2trioUSmo.
TODD aquel que no haya oividado eI
suelo donde nacio. debc prestar su
auxilio para sacar!a del dolor en- que
Ia ha sumido las mas horrible de las
~desgracias. en- las que produjeron
los temblores que han llenado de luto
4 Ecracruz.
Hora es esta, mexicanos, IN que
debamos inspirarnos en- e. sentimier-
to mas noble: en- el Ge! amor por Ia
patria.
Acordaos de cue el pueblo mexica-
no Sc ha distinguido siempre cue e.!
deber 10 ha llamado. Y ahora es oca-
sion de cumplir con el mas alto dc los
deberes: con e! de ayudar q la madre
necesitada que esta r~eciamaado e!
auXilio de u hijos.
S. B. MONTENEGRO.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-23
Ell Kaiser a veceS al:Htado
va veces abatidO

car,j, :nso-.2es ave Sc ran -ecioiGo
.I- - = U.;
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n-arte er for7na de una ~nretensi0n. Y
como mera Formula Cree Que 81 rev
Jorge hara TODD 10 cue este &c 81
par,e nara impedir ~ extradici6n.
Tar-hicn azta u1uv saiisfecho de Ia
sc,j.16 del q.b,erno boIandes
CYa1do llsr6 81 I;hro DC Kautswv.
,rya nybIicacion fine saoujda de Ia
de- los 6ocYmentcs De Wjlhe.nStrasse
So Ua,o do ;r~diynacjon nero cuando
hr1o nssa5o 81 c6lera s. puso 4 ira.
haiar pn 81 pron;a defensa, sin
IND, ;,-or,o Lacer 81 ,,ey ,Joroa
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- ~ I.,- .obr. 1s an+;,.;4n5os
D.. =. aos:ao sohar 10
80, $50 49, as.ns
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-23
lila MODA AL DIA.....
Combination rosa J
plata

-do Y correcro para los ira
IL ROSA eS e! to2o mas apropja-
ies de reception. Sarao 0 comida. aSi
como tamhien es de mucho cfec,o pa
IA los ves;idos de las furc!oneS So
ciales tormaleS de IA tarde. E. mo-
delo que ilustra Ell grabado inse-to
es un hermoso veStido para comida,
en- el que Sc comb;nan los tonos rosa
' plata ESta con:eccionado con chi
Ton color de rosa. charmeuse del
mismo color y cjnta De plata que
:crma sl Drincipa! adorao. La biuSa
es de cfarmeuse. cor manga eStl!c
kimo1o. ribeteada con cinJa de plata
' IA camiSola que deja .! deScu6ler-
20 el busto alberto de a biUsa. eS de
PIANO de plata color de rosa. la fa.-
ia consiSte dc una Sob-e t2lda de
chiffon rosa. fernando entrepanos de
varios tauaGos. con rioete GeaJado
uajdos e- Il Inca de Ia cintura ' con
pompones do puma de avestruz en-
i extremes interiors;. Los cn:re-
paHos &c r~cierencja. caeH sobre una
falda eSti,o furGa, de ~charmeuse ro-
ss. Una e;ra d cirta de plata, forma
81 cinto cue Sc ats a~!rede6or Gel Ia
la = dec:cre 1T -amillete &c &ln-ss
syclfcjsies. hecha= = warc. cue -
coicca Ct IN iado por = :reGte.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-23
: ASUNTOS DEL Ola :

ia u va no deja lugar a las horas
de ~reflexion, y la revuelta esta!la.
Pero en- el estal!ido tuvo kuena
parte Il obra Official.
Traemos este a ~colacion, a pro-
posito de la APPREHENSION, en- el sur
del pals, de un m%ilitar tenido por po-
CO amigo del gobierno, el General
Alvarado, y en- ell que Sc veia va al
inieiador de una nueva revolution.
Ahora r~esults que el general AL
varado habia lido a ~negocio, y que no
pensaba en- revoluciones. Con este,
eI general Alvarado habra sentido
mayor su animosidsd contra el CO.
bierno: igual cosa sentira cada uno
de los pcrseguidos. y asi es como
Sc haccn las revoluciones.
Hay que tener en- cuenta, que asi
tambien Sc conjuran; de manera
que siempre el juego ~resulta difieil
para els gobierno.
Pedro RECIO
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-23
ACTUALIDADES EXTRANJERAS
Ell MENSAJE DEL GOBERNADOR

en- canco cue los denas EstadoS &c
Ia Union no lutheran, en- nuplero su-
f!r:en:e, tornado una d>cis!on seme-
JAMIE. Practicamente, "a recomenGa-
c;3n del goberaslor Smith equ!vale q
p-egurc&vic a. pueblo cual es 81 o
piaion scbre 4 MEDIA tomaGa de-
t~in;t.vame1te ' lie manera brusca sin
su consentin1iento Y Ia cual no puede
moGiticar s!no en- IN porvenir le-
jauo. Sc lc propone que decida por
s. MtSmo 5; Quiere beber vino una
,veI cue Sc le ia colocado en- la im-
pCsibii:da4 dc procurarse otra coSa
aUe TO sea aqua. Sc cs cueiga pri-
nero, y en ssguida sc os permite que
oS Gefeada!s. All, ;Cua7 feiices 50,
mes CT viv.g ~ una eyoca cue ha
v!S5o porer 4 q denocr~cia CT Sc
guridad On e mUn0c! Guam orgu-
ilcSo de su libertad debe ssntirse un
pueblo al que So e pe"miie que Olga
'er nu5 forma hab~ia hecho uso de
Su G-re"ho s ~ Sc lie hubjera pr
vaio de cl preyiamente,
Ia proposition del g~obernador
Smith es ian quimerica oue Sc pre-
eunta -Ho p2r que SO TONIC e. ira
baio dc hacer!a'. dice II de Hucs.
trcS cclegaS amcricanss. NoSotros
no liega.emos hasta ALI Ia propo-
scion del r~CberraCay Smith = tar
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-23
Trad. ae! j~roecSs oara La PrsHso'


cohs~-zdsr Smith
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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-23
i una iniquidad monumental.

ra n iniquidad monumental.
y a POGO lama esta exclamation:
Son capaces de hacernle cualquier
nal, puesto que hasta los mismos g.
lemanes me han abanionado.
FL procsso del Kaiser dspende De
Ia firmsza de los aliados, a. d~enlandar
su e~ytradicion. 81 Sc muestran E.
nergiccs : fir?nes obligaran al Kai-
ser 4 rendirse 0 a qTe huya de Ho-
low.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-23

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peSar c" IA maEorla Eepuo!'cana one
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oernaoor QUE Su paiaora puede IN
~tiueaelar q eSta legislature cpor que
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La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-23
iGOZA I'D. DE-
CCMPLETA SALUD?

81 no es asi :Por Guc no c~onsu!ta con
espec!aiistas que sahea pcrfcc;amcnte 10
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-23

de que Ia cducaci6n mcj!ca GEe hcmos
recibido. taato en- America. COMO en- Ale
maniz. IrGlate.ra y Fraucis. unid. a
ruestra pr$ctica de % a5os. IA experi'i-
c;a adcuirida en- los hosTitalse = eiinicas,
etc, nos pone en- condolences riu- ven
tajosas para 81 tratarl;ento de las enier-
ncdadcs cr6ricas. Dcseamos que todos los
pacientes ocurran = ruestras oficInas pa
"a cue los examincmcs y sepaa IA ver-
dad accrca De 81 enSeTmcdad.
La prensa. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1913-1962, 1920-01-23

te6en consIitar1os tan p-ontc roa:o re.
sucn. ~cchos cnfs-nos rGcdcH rcE.e.
sar 4 =us casas 81 mism5 Gi4. con la
nedicina. nccasar;as Para 81 tratam:ea;o.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-09-19
Nurses Homes in Fairfield
 Models Of Architecture
Attractive Surroundings Provided for Women Who Wish to Take Nurses Training Course at $ ,OOO 900 Hos
 pita of the Tennessee Company

the colored draperies hung over There will be a telephone in each building placed in the hallway where a desk and chair will also be placed.
 The utmost care has heen taken 10 insure the maximum of comfort for the student and on each floor of all the buildings there has been arranged a screened sleeping porch overlooking Jones valley which are especially in- viting. These sleeping porches are go- ing to prove exceedingly popular es- pecially in weather like the present.
 The training school officials have enrolled a very gratifying number of young women. They are attending from Florida, Alabama, Georgia and Louis- jana so far and it is believed that af- ter this school becomes more widely known that it will have students from states far removed from Alabama The employees hospital staff of many dis tinguished men and women is ambi tious to give to the south from this school some of the most thoroughly trained women that have ever received diplo- mas.
 The hospital authorities said yester- day that the final completion of the homes would enable them to enroll some additional students and that ap- plications would be mailed upon re- quest to the superintendent of nurses at Fairfield.
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-09-19

The Teacher-I suppose so. Now try again. No don't do that.
 The Pupil-Dont do what?
 The Teacher-Start with the wheels cramped around that way. You'll go right into the ditch.
 The Pupil-How did I know the wheels were cramped around?
 The Teacher-Couldn't you see they were?
 The Pupil-Certainly not; I was looking at the clutch.
 The Teacher-Try again. That's right Now keen her going slowly.
 The Pupil knew how to do that I could run this car if you'd get out. What makes it grind that way?
 The Teacher-Youre in first gear. You want to shift now.
 The Pupil--No I don't. I'm doing very well. Let me alone.
 The Teacher-But you must shift. Take your foot off the accelerator. No, not off the clutch, off the accelerator. Now let out the clutch slowly. Now shift the lever diagonally. No! Not so fast You'll tear out the trans mission.
 The Pupil--Dont speak to me like that You frighten me and get me all confused.
 The Teacher-Now shift diagonally as told you. There, that's right Go ahead slowly slowly. tell you
 The Pupil-Gee, it's fun to know how, isn't it? Now shall we run out turn the wheel. into traffic? I know which way to
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-09-19

The Teacher-Not yet. You still have got to go into high.
 The Pupil-Where is high?
 The Teacher-Hign gear. 1 mean. Take your foot off the clutch again.
 The Pupil-You're always making me take my foot off the clutch, anI every time I do it the old thing stops.
 The Teacher--Pull the lever back, straight No, not that way. straight That's right Now you're in high. Not so fast, not so FAST!
 The Pupii-Tm sure I'm not making it go fast. It just sort of jumped for ward.
 The Teacher-Take your foot off the accelerator.
 The Pupll-Which did you say the accelerator was7
 The Teacher-That small knob at your right. Stop stamping on it that way. Turn away from that ditch. QUICKl
 The Pupil--It isn't at all necessary to shout like that. My hearing is per fectly good.
 The Teacher-Maybe, but you don't pay any attention to me if I don't shout, Look out for that car coming.
 The Pupil-But it's on the wrong side of the street.
 The Teacher--Supposing it is, do you want to smash the car?
 The Pupil-But why doesn't 1t get on the right side of the street?
 The Teacher-Never mind that now. Turn out. TURN OUT!
 The Pupil-An right, I'm turning
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-09-19
By JAMES J. MONTAGUE

The Pupil-I don't see why I can't take the wheel here. I know which way to turn.
 The Teacher-Theres too much traffic on this road. Wait until we get on a back street
 The Pupil-But it won't do me any good to learn to drive on a back street If l can't drive in traffic, what's the good of driving at all. I know which way to turn the wheel now
 The Teacher-But you can't stop and you can't start-say nothing of shifting gears.
 The Pupil-I don't think that is so very important. If know which way to turn the wheel I can't run into anybody can I?
 The Teacher-Supposing car is ahead of you and don't turn out?
 The Pupil-Wel if he hasn't got sense enough to turn out so much the worse for it
 The Teacher-That won't do you any good when you are spilled out on the road
The Birmingham age-herald., 1920-09-19
COUNTY SCHOOLS
 OPEN TOMORROW Teachers Have Difficulty In Securing Boarding Houses
 In Rural Districts

Jefferson county's schools will for mally open the 1s20-21 season tomor- row morning, and indications are ,hat the largest attendance in history will be enrolled. It is estimated that at least 21,000 children will be present cn that this number will be increased at least 1000 during the first few weeks
 Enrolment in the county schools last year was more than 20,000 The 2,oo0 more children of school age in the county this year than in 1918, who will attend county schools
 Institute for white teachers will be held Thursday and Friday at the County High school at Boyles and will be attended by the 450 teachers in the county. Many prominent educat tors, including Dr. John w. Abercromoie state superintendent of education of Montgomery; his assistant. R. E. rid well. pr. N. A. Baker county superin- tendent of education; Mrs. E. B. Er win, T. w. Smith. J. NJ Paris, Miss Jennie Rosser. Miss Margaret Me- Adory, MT. Spencer and NJ. R. Weston.
 Teachers are arriving in large num- bers, according to Dr. N. R. Baker. hut are having some trouble in securing suitable boarding places. Especially is this true of rural sections" he saiS, "and many of them are leaving the pro- fession on this account and entering the business world. When once they quit teaching, they are lost to the county, for one seldom comes back. In this way we lose many of our best teachers and then we must take mex perienced teachers and pu tthem where we needed older ones.
 If the people of the rural sections would realize this and offer the teach CTS a suitable place to live and not charge more board than they can af- ford to pay it would be a great benefit to the community, as the schools will then be given the best teachers we can secure for them. If we could have se- cured suitable boarding places for teachers we could have had the strong est faculty in the county this year in it's history
 Institute for the colored schools will be held at the Sixteenth Street Baptist church tomorrow and Tuesday. AL though this institute will be under the direction of Dr. N. R. Baker Prof. E. B. Erwin, assistant superintendent of education for the county. will be in charge. The colored schools will open Wednesday morning and the largest attendance on record is expected