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THE II. VT. co.

Clsrksburg-Eyery hour on the hour from
Manninrton-Every hour on the hour from
F.irvi.WLE E - : hour u on III. hour from
Riyesviile- Montana-Eyery hour on the s,alf
hour from $3.50 4. m. to 10,p. m. Cars
every half hour between Faismont and
Riyesville Junction. y
Locust Aye.-.From Adams and Msdison
wat at. N 81 s Adams and Madison SIS.
every fifteen minutes from 8 p Nd. 70
East 'i Pare1 f Adams. and Madison st..
every fifteen minutes from 5 :35 p. m. to
and Madison SIS. every thirty minutes
25 and Sc minutes after each hour from
6:55 n. m. until S:25 4. m. and from
2:55 p. m. until 7;2b p. N. daily except
+ Sunday. Schedule extended each Satur-
day until 11:56 p. N:
NoTE-All cars except Clarksburg begin
u. 8. MAIL DISPATCHED.
Fairmont Postofiee dispatches mail for
the following poinA et time speeihed: :
North. Northwest VA Pittsburgh-5:15
n. M: LAB p, M: lid. m.
East, via Grafton-S q. M: IL q. m. 4 20
p. m. !: 8 80 p. m.
West. va wheelins- .. m: s:45 a. m. |;
South: y Z cil.rt,burr- q. M: .. m;
S:3ofp. m.
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Elders To Meet-The Board of Ed
ers of the Presbyterian church will
meet on Wednesday eevning following
the mid week prayer service for an i'm
portant conference.
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Partly cloudy to-
night and Wednes-
day. Warmer to-
night.
Local Readings.
E. p. Hall, OBJ.
Temperature at
a. m. today, 26.
Yesterdays wealth.
ar, Clear; temper.
AZURE, maximum,
s5; minimum, IA.
PRECIPITATION none
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Marriage Licenses - Marriage II
censes were issued yesterday by Dep
uty County Clerk w, F. Foster to the
widower. 20, OF Pittsburgh, and No
vella Chrystal Jacobs. ~, OF FAIR
mont; Arthur Henderson Smith rs of
Buckhannpn, and Mary Kathleen
Charlton 81, Of Warrington; Can
melo Gacacinis Recco,f 80 and Marie
Tipei 81, both Of Lowesvllie.
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Ne Arrests n This Raid Thinking
ra11o as well Is SOME truth IN cars
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AnsWers 20 Yesterdays XVIII
The Renaissance is descriptive
therevival Of learning after the Mid.
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Sunshine Aeain-A dazzling sun to-
day proved q friend indeed ~ every
one: It hsd such an sftect on The dis
positions OF persons that where on
dull days there have been . fair
amount Of Main street salutatiops, to-
de ythere were dozens more Of them
nearly everyone passing along the
street stopping To- greet someone in
a genial manner. A gentleman re-
marked: I've had five people say
why how do you DO ?''t to me whom
I never saw before and probably will
never see again. The Sunshine sure
has marvellous powers.n
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TRAVELLERS GUIDE.
n. q RAILROAD.

-, %, q VI AAlLkuAU. =
and N. Y.-Train ss, s;sJ .. M: Train
Sss 1901 p. M; Train So. 5 40 p. m. i;
w $ssiG = ans B. 3 s.ss -; rr.ip
Ciarllburg-Train 49, Sis q, ms Train
Morsantown. Connellsville. Pittsburgh
Train 81. IL :55 q. M: Train So !. 6 :05
q. M: Train 65. 2:50 p. M: Train 63.
(Morgantcwn only z :l5 p. m.
s;so RPoSoS sssfisi.en R e fGEsWstxtsYs
Train 55f. p. & L. =, as Q. m. arriving
at 2. 9, L. z. Station. Pittsburgh ct
Train 81 T. M y; Railway. 2ao p.
nh. making connections ct Browns
which arrives at Pittsburgh at 1850 p. N.
L. z. train 25 for Cleveland and Chicago
out Of Pittsburgh at $500 p. M. and
P, & Z. e. train for Buffalo and Bos-
ton, out Of Pittsburgh ut 11:00 PPM.
Train s83s. p. R, r., 4:12 D. m, arrives
ct P. r. R. Station, Pittsburgh. ut
Arrival pitabursh-r. i. R. Train
so6. dt 12:45 p. m. P. O. L. E. Train
go. at 9:l6 p. m. From Brownsvnje-
MononEahcla Train ~, 6:2S .. -
pullman Service.
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Received More Steel - Last night
The Casey Construction company re.
r<iVcd two additional cars OF iron
bars for re:hnforcing concrete on--the
new Monongahela river bridge.
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Special sesslons-For the purpose
~ comforting work Fairmont Lodge,
D A.. r. q A. NJ, will hold special
|1cedngs tonight and Wednesday
hight ~ 1880 o'clockfin Masonic Tenn
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dyer ~ feet falling.
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2Deihi is in India, the seat Of the
Colonial government and the scene of
Elaborate celebrations of the native
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EvENTs TONIGHT.
heq MEMS Hall Marion Lodge, K.
pe7ony Building Eiks.
/. Q. o. f. Hall-Marion Lodge. 1.
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Fine Home for Young SINGERS.

Appreciative Of the contribute ion ia
music made by the Paulist choristers,
and DESTROYS Of giving them the OPP
portunity to develop their art, John
D. Rockefeller, Jr., has placed At their
disposal as their home - me old
house and grounds on WashingtOn'
Heights. New York city, Known AZ
Libby castle. The house twasF BUM
Is years ago and is now one Of the
landmarks Of the city. Its architec.
ture is combination of medieval Nor.
man and Spanish. There ares 80 boys
there now, ranging from ten years mp
to seventeen. They have been recruit
ed from almost every state in the
Union and every level of society. To-
gether with the course in music they
receive q fine academic education that
prepares them for entrance into the
higher schools and colleges, says the
New York Times. The grounds
around Libby castle also make it pos
sible for them to get the proper physi-
cal training.
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VAST RICHES IN OLD MINES
Wealth Awaits Lucky Prospeetor
Who Can Find One, Though Many
Are known TO- Exiat.. ,s:,q

We are all familiar with Sir Rider
Haggard's king Solomon's Mines"
nor was he by any means the first to
put forward the theory, though in q
romance, that many old and but half
worked mines might yet await the
patient toll OF the searcher. Except
In cases where there had been long
continued use, 1t is not at all improb-
able that there ore ancient mines
ready to reward the intelligent
methods Of today. But now in Idaho,
we are told, "the lost gold mine OF
the Upper Salmon river district" has
been rediscovered., A rich ledge had
been found by two prospectors and
worked by them a little; then they fell
out and a Spokane policeman, who had
the secret from one Of them, sought
the mine for 20 years; then he fell
out, and now it has been found anew,
to enrich, the, finders, for the ledge
proper Is said to be from four to six
feet wide, with rich quartz streak
that shows the gold shining in its
grasp. The gold has always been
there and somebody for many years
has believed it to be there; 1t only
needed to be found to add another
to the ,romances Of fact. -
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An Esress.

{ A Sontherner recently saw at q rail-
way station in Canada an old negro,
says the Columbia State, looking help
lessly about him.
"Nhat's the matter, uncle?" he in
quired. Lost your way?"
mo, thank yuh, boss, not so you
kin call 1t los. but is loolsin' fer col
ored CONAN"
"Your wife?' "
q '.No, boss, I amt never seen her,
but ax de gemmum at de ticket win
der how you git out hugh, an he say,
You fin a negress on dat side And.
boss, 1t been so long sence seed q
colored lady, I been mighty glad to
know hit. An been goin' FUN side
to side cher sence, an boss, I cayn'
On her nowheres. Savannah News.
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s,-.,. ~
WANTED ALL HE COULD GET
Elderly Passenger IN Airplane Was
locking for Some Thrills for 81
81 n h ii Good Money.

Last summer Kokomo, Ind, had the
usual airpiane pilot who took pas
sengers up for 81 a minute. The
pilot was approached one day by q
man who twas easily within earshot
Of eighty years The pilot took him
aboard and scared around in straight
flying" In order not to give the elder
u passenger any thrills that. would
be dangerous. to Ills heart action,
After tie customary fifteen minutes
9hs slid sgTac efulIy to the ground and
motloned his passenger to alight:
The old man complied. and then
walked up to the aviator.
SAY he exclaimed, "are you a real
f1yer7 What about Immelman turns,
barrel rolls. loop the-loops. nose
dive, tail spin, falling leaf, pancake.
and 50 on? Can you do any Of those
thingsY '-'E5
&, Sure" replied the aviator, "but I
did not think you cared about any Of
those things. They are a trifle risky.
you know, and might upset your
stomach.
well, ! paid for a good ride and I
expected some Of those things" the
passenger countered, "and ] would
like to get them. Give me oil you
got. Tumble around in the air like
a porpoise in the ocean"
The aviator told him to climb
aboard and ne would accommodate
him. He, gave the passenger "all he
had" s;
v'.That's nne!" exclaimed the pas
senger, as he climbed out Of the
cockpit the second time. That's the
way like to ride indianapolis
News. &
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Turtle Eggs in Chow.

4 Boiled turtle eggs are novelty
which has been added to the mess Of
the United States marines on duty ut
the naval station. at Guantanamo Bay,
Cuba.
Two 2O0pound turtles were cap
tured recently by marines while sail
ing small boat on the bay. When
they were killed more than 100 eggs
were found in each.
The egg of the turtle when re-
moved from the body has soft shell.
The egg itself is about the size OF q
hens egg. The inside resembles IN
taste and appearance the yolk OF a
hens egg.
The eggs are boiled hard. and the
shell is peeled of like the outer skin
e an onion.
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GOODRICH ITEMS
i 81 -. Ax*4..4 ~ ]

sFHr p Z n4JfFs
Alrsanda Mrs. As Is. W'iinrey. Mrs. SD.
Newton and Miss Lovicie Morris and
Mr. and Mrs. Leonard Lingae "a TENDED
the chautauqua Monday evening. 4.
u Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Schmidt were
Denison shoppers Tuesday. and passed
through Goodrich on their way to DEM
son @ fs,ss aE.3ss5,sss !,t, Il lPs
Art Whey is driving q new Rpick.l
Mrs. Is. p. Whey and mother. Miss
Fidelia Green and Miss EoVicie Morris
autoed to- Denison Tuesday afternoon
to attend the chautauqua. 4. St55
q Floyd Darling and sisters, Edith and
Virgil, visited at the A, D. Whey home
Sunday. 1s x 49,, 3Sss
Mr.. and Mrs. Chris Miller, Of Nebras-
ka, visited at 81 the Paul Johannaen
home Sunday ~ (.
[! Henry Boysen, Gene Fink, Dan Fink
and A. Ds.Wfney, with their families,
attended the chahtauqua last week. "a,
!, Rev. Stevens arrived Saturday and
morning and evening and at Boyerliin
the afternoon. issaslS Il. i. !. .ttls 81 Ia
Rev, stevens, Mr. and Mrs. A.. D.
Whey and family, Miss Dorothy Green,
Miss Fidelia Green, Mr.. and Mrs. S. ID.
Newton. Isaa c. Newton and AIRS, Geo.
NeWcom. of sDenison. took dinner at the
L. +. Morris home Sunday. After din
ner Eldridge Whey and the Misses
Green and Virgil Darling and Rev.
Stevens .autoed to Boyer for services.
ReW>. Stevens will hold services next
Sunday both at Deloit and Boyer.
Albert W'iney made altrip to Kiron
Monday after repairs for his harvester.
y Mr. and Mrs. f. A. True and Mrs.
Goebel and d lady friend who is visit
ing them and Mr.. and Mrs: John An
derson, spent Monday evening at the
Il. II. Morris home. ~
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the enjoyment of the occasion, At the
close of the program light refreshments
repaired to the opera shoHs sstuere. they
were invited to witness The library Ole
ture. Believe Mr.. and Mrs. Lazerus
will be greatly missed in these fratern-
al orders, having at all times taken an
active interest in the carryingsson of
their work. All unite in wishing them
abundant success and prosperity in
their California home.
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Warren G.. Harding is the DIRECT
antithesis of woodrow Wilson in al
most every way, and stands for Fepre-
sentative as opposed to autocratic gov
ernment- Journal. 4,
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Officer Some Person
Shut the Door Open


The baseball poet is out OF his cell
again, to wit:
A ballplayer's life is most sublime:
especially now in the old spring time.
He gets on a train and HES him away,
to the sunny south and three squares
day. True enough he must work for
an hour or two, though t'would be cali
ed play by me and you; and then II
his muscles should happen to pain.
the trainer with lotions makes him
well again. In the evening quiet with
"a southern belle, he takes stroll
down some shady dell; or perchance
with his mates, he tries his luck In
African golf he shoots buck. And
as he climbs in his downy bed, on a
pillow soft he lays his head, he thinks
how he's missed the northern SHOWS.
as the balm,y breezes through his win.
dow blow; and he knows no matter
what may come, with big league base
ball he is not done, for no matter how
much he talks of quittin', you all can
do your bettin,' that when the next
year rolls around Mr. Big.Leaguer
Star will be on the ground. 80
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last year. probably will play shortstop.
They say need more pitchers, but
at present l am not worrying Kerr,
Williams an Cicotte can win some
games and Wilkinson, the youngster
purchased from Columbus last year.
looks like star. Iexpect to see him
do some first class work next season.
BIZ James has been released and I
think he will go to Minneapolis. How
ever, there win be about dozen other
pitchers and hope to find two or
three good ones in the bunch.
I'VE will not start training in Waco,
Texas, until March II. We probably
are starting later than any other clubs.
but we should worry. One month is
long enough to get ball club in
shape"
One pitcher on whom the White Sox
leader is banking Is Red Urban Fa.
Der, the hero of the 1917 worlds series
with TIE Giants. Faber was great
pitcher that year, but served In the
navy, in 1918 and was many hounds
under weight when he rejoined the
Sox last season. In his weakened con
dition he could not develop the old
time speed and was somewhat OF a
bust. He is now from twelve to fiji
teen pounds heavier than at any time
last season, however, and has a notion
that he can engineer great come.
back. Gleason shares his hope, but
not his confidence.
Faber winters at Cascade. Iowa.
which has been pretty we'll buried in
snow since before Christmas. The
highway from Cascade to Dubuque. a
distance ofHtwenty.six miles, has been
well-nigh, impossible for automobiles
during all this time and Red, having a
fondness for the movies, which is
shared by some of his townsmen. AT.
tempted to shovel a pathway to the
nearest temple of the film art. with
the help Of his neighbors and after
some days Of hard work tpsy finally
succeeded. And that night it showed
some more.
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feY AssocIated Presses

(5y Associated Press.)
WASHINGTON. Feb. 3.-Increased
production, more efficient distribution
and sterilization of prices are neces-
sary to reduce the price of clothing.
dealers in mems wear today informed
Howard Fgg, who is In charge Of the
department of justice campaign to
reduce the cost of living.
Representatives Of the clothing
trade concluding a two-day conference
adopted resolutions pledgtng co-opera.
ton of the manufacturers, merchants,
producers and employers In the cloth
ing industry to the department Of
Justice. which was called upon to in
vestigate charges Of profiteering, and
II substantiated to institute prosecu.
tons.
Will Assist FIag
"A committee composed of one mem
Der from each Organization was ap-
pointed to assist Mr.. Figg In carrying
out the recommendations Of the con-
ference.
Organizations represented were the
National Retail Clothiers' Association,
National Retail Drygoods Association,
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Sixty Games At
State Tournament

BUCKHANNoN, Feb. 27.-The
West Virginia State High School
Basket Ball Tournament which is to
be held in Buckhannon on March IL,
10 and 10. promises to be the biggest
even scholostically in the East this
winter season. It is the largest tong.
nament ever put under project, has
more teams entered. and carries more
excitement with 1t than any event Of
It's kind.
The latest team to enroll officially
is Follansbee, a new highIschool which
is first class and which is sporting
its first real basketball quint. The
official entrance OF this five in the
tournament makes the fifty-eighth
quint to cast lots in the annual event
There will probably be more fives
enter but this number will necessi-
tate the playing OF sixty games. or a
number Just about double that. of any
year in the past.
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MAL7ER SGANS0M
BY FRED TuReYvlLLs.


WASHINGTON, Feb. 26.-Is Hold
Eller twice as good as Walter John
son? y
Hold is said to have demanded $780,
900 year from the Reds.
Walter Johnson is signed to Wash.
ington contract at probably half that
salary.
How many baseball managers would
prefer Eller to Johnson for his 1920
team?
Not many.
Clark Griffith, magnate and man.
ager wouldn't.
Filler certainly isn't worth as much
money as he demands" said Clark.
"Pd rather have Walter johnson.
Walter did.ft'. demand that much sal
airy and he couldn't have had it IL he
had"
Johnson is already signed to the
Washington contract-at what salary
Griffith didn't state. But there are
other players who are not yet signed
and Griff is having his worries like
every other manager. n
In talking over the holdouts of 1920
and the salaries demanded Griff got
around to Eller's name and. his de.
mands on the Cincinnati team.
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CLOTHING MAKERS. SAY
-
THERE'LL BE NO CUT
IN PRICE TO PUBLIC.

National Association Of clothiers.
Amalgamated Clothing Workers.
Clothing Manufacturers Association
Of New York, American Association
Of Wooden and Worsted Manufac-
,turers, National Association Of Wool
Manufacturers, American Cotton Asso-
citation, Mississippi Valley Associat ton,
Cotton States Official Advisory Mar
keting Board. an the Association Of
Presidents Of State Farmers Union. /.
No Cut Ia Prices
In Q statement tonight outlining the
result Of the conference, Mr.. Figg said
that causes for the present high prices.
ways and means Of correcting them,
Standardization Of clothing and other
pertinent matters entered into the
discussion, which the department feels
developed facts which win be Of
material assistance.
After the conference the National
Association Of Clothiers issued q
statement In which itswarned that the
public should not expect any material
reduction In the price OF clothing be.
cause Of increased wages being paid
by the industry.
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ALL READY
Ping B0D|E
HAS SIGNED
Baseball Season Can Get
Under Way at
Once.

NEW YORK, Feb. 2J-Acknowledg.
ment of the receipt of two properly
signed and authenticated contracts
one from Frank Gleich and the other
from Ping Bodie-was made by Mana
ger Miller Higgins, Of the Yankees,
yesterday. At tie same TINA the lit
tie leader 81 the Rupert Huston forces
announced that he had released Out-
fielder w.ckland to Toledo, outfielder
Hales to st. Paul and Third Baseman
]. Carlisle Smith to Washington. The
latter was headed for tho Pacific
Coast League when the Senators inter-
fosed refusal to waive on him.
G!eieh is one of hat dozen canJi.
dates for Bodies old berth IN :ent,s
ftl,i and is regarded rs LIS. class
prospect. Scout Bob Connery found
him at Saginaw, Mich. last summer
and he reported to the Yankees in
time to make rather impressive
American league debut. He is not cs-
pecially fast, but gets arouuiN well,
covers more ground than might be en-
pected, and has mighty pleasing
style at bat. Higgins regards him as
one of the most promising young pick
ct men that he has seen IN years.
All he has to do to win the centre
fiell assignment is to beat ~. such
men as Babe Ruth, Sam Wick, riasg;
Bodie, Bob Meusel and Bonnie Geiser,
the latter being a seni-professional
who batted Alb for the Downey Ship
yards team last summer, and on the
strength of this achievement. Las been
invited to train with the Yankees. He
started out as catcher. but has play.
ed the infield and the outfield as well
and is said to be something of find
Having tried in vain to use his cen
ire fielder as bait, wherewith to catch
pitcher, Manager Kid Gleason of The
White Sox now declares he has No
intention of parting with Happy
Felsch.
Nothing to it," says Gleason EN-
phatically. "Felsch is the best centre
fielder in. the league and he will play
with the Chicago club. I can't see
where New York can hand me any
thing for him, and, anyway, I don't
need first baseman. Despite reports
of his retirement, expect Gandil tc
be on the job, and Chick is good
lfirst-sacker. don't know about Ris
berg, but II he doesn't come back
young Mcclellan, our utility infieldel
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-Threeand Two.

Z i 1T
OF all the pitchers whom Frank
Chance, once leader Of the great Chi
rago Cubs machine, has seen he
passes the honors over to Big Ed
Walsh. He says that Walsh was able
to take his own turn on the mound
and. II necessary, to take the burden
for someone else.
Walsh was q jspitball pitcher and
am not crazy over that brand of twirl-
ing, but viii have TO give the laurels
20 him. In Chicago there is a saying
that walsh is the man who built
Charles Comiskey's famous baseball
plant. He did not drive single mai,
into the structure, but he helped draw
The money In at the gate, which was
more important. He was the man who
made the spitball famous. i believe
that bit for the remarkable work OF
ed Walsh the spitball would have
been banned years ago by every lea
que in the country. He was so good
With It that no steps were taken when
No was Working every other game in
he American league BY that time
avery yoingsterf in the country started
experimenting with the moist deliv.
cry.
don't remember all the figures Of
Walsh's wonderful work, but in 1908
he took part in &C ball games and is
sredited with wins1Ity 40 of them and
,nly los.ng Is With q pitcher able
% WI 10 contests TO lead off his staff
: MANAGER wouM not have many wor-
ries. Walshls breakdown was
mystery, Wien he was on the coast
y. ing his rconebaclSH he appeared to
arYc alnost as much ispeed as he ever
l;a. but he could not get his splitter to
Te-klng
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"Eller had a good year last season,
but without the shine ball he may not
do so well in 1920. Waiter has been
tried and has proven himself" said
Griff.
Griffs admits that ball player
should have raises-but reasonable
ones.
Il live in Washington and l know
something about living conditions" he
said. 81 know that when ball player
comes to me and says 1t will cost him
$500 or $500 more to live during a
playing season now that he speaks the
truth.
raise of $500 or $500 player.
.'But most Of the players in the ma
jors have demanded much more than
they are justified to.
Il think probably many of tile
demands are made through jealous Of
each others success and through mis-
information. Ball players sometimes
boast Of their salaries to each other
and declare they are making a thous.
and or two more than they really re.
ceive. This sets the other fellow to
thinking about what he ought to get.
Sometimes have to prove these
stories falsehoods before I can satisfy
certain player"