Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1920-03-26

young chap, just out of school. 1t 4 -
began in Western New York, and
some of you know the hero, I'm k@
morally certain. reckon it'll be
safe to tell his name right here in ~
the buzzum of the family, but to be
on the safe side, I'll call him Stan
ley He manufactures something
that's advertised in. all the big mag
azines, and most of the ladies use
it to help out their complexion. Any of you that
have been to guessing school can finish out his
name for yourselves"
ooh L know" little Mrs. Smith twinkled II
always buy his dental cream. Bill won't let me
put the massage stuff on my face. Says my
skins good enough, and he"
you're next, all right" Jones assured her.
"Stan used to be the livelest fellow in crowd.
Folks said nothing less'n cyclone or having
leg cut off would ever settle him down.. He had
lots of sense and. could learn anything he set MS
mind to- Trouble with him was that things came
too easy. He liked to strum guitar and dance
and skate and ride wheel and make love to the
girls When met him last February couldn't
believe he was the chap There's nothing
like smashing mans heart to settle him down.
81 find that the cares Of family have the same
effect" Bob White said, solemnly, whereat the
other members of the club laughed.
"I like the family but I've sometimes thought
It would be a good scheme to take the cares by
proxy the way you do" Briggs remarked. "Your
sisters kids and the kids of the club have made
quite serious decent man OF you"
"Stan didn't have any kids nor even any nieces
and nephews to poster him. If he had. it wouldn't
have gone so hard with him." Jones averred. He
was the only child, and his mother died when he
was about fifteen. He and his dad and an old
maid aunt lived together and reckon ne mad TO
tear around good deal to keep from dying OF
of slow stagnatiOn in that house. He couldn't
have been more'n % when two new girls came to
town He'd run the gamut Of all the old girls, and
fho SORT fn
grown up with Not but what he could have had
any Of 'em for the asking Oh, he wasn't what
YOU call firt," as he caught the look In Mrs
Johnson's eyes. "Stan didn't break any hearts
He took care to let the girls know it was all play
and I suppose he never would have got In dead
earnest If II hadn't been for the two strangers
that dropped in on us the same week. One Of 'em
was tall girl with serious dark eyes and rich
contralto voice. She'd been Studying art in New
York and her folks were all in Europe for the
summer, and she didn't want to go along, so they
sent her out there to visit her uncle and do some
sketching.
.The other girl was tiny bit of thing, with
yellow hair and big brown eyes and complexion
like peaches and cream. When she sang 1t re-
minded you Of Baltimore oriole When she
danced she made you think of a trick pony in
circus She could cut dainty little capers
and do more amusing things'n any dozen girls
I'd ever SEEN met her the same night Stan did,
and we'd both met the other girl couple Of
nights before I saw in a second that there was
going to be something doing in the old town that
summer And didn't miss my guess, can tell
YOU Half the boys were dead crazy about the
little GIRL and she didn't make any bones of her
preference for Stan. Well, woke up to the fact,
one starlight night, that the tall was in love
with him. I had a yearning for her myself, and
that's how came to surprise the secret from her.
"Stan had paid her a lot of attention, all right,
and it was clear case of the little vixen cutting
her out, for the fun of showing us that she could.
But he didn't get up his to propose till al
most the end of summer, and then she led him