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El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-10
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Editor FL Paso Herald:
Nineteen twenty VIII ne eIS1.
political year Hard 1ougn- oelLles
viii be contested by Democrats ana
Republicans. Let US elect a presl-
dent. be he Democrat or Republican
who viii rule this country with an
iron hand. The Situation has Le-
come so fntolerable. with bonn
and bolsheviki, that Il Is hlgh time
for the United States to call halt,
nut every mothers son OF than on
board Of ship, and send them back
to Europe, where they belong De-
port the anarchist and bomb tnroWeI
to a quiet spot in the ceme-eI y,
where they win sleep Cursed be
any man or set OF men that would
destroy this government and puolc
Institutions, bought by Lne Dloo1 OF
George Washington's soldiers
The United States has been the
dumping ground for the illiterate
scum OF Europe long enough; stop
AL immigration to the United states
for the next ten years put the 1afs
up at every American port, let them
know there IS no room for them IN
this country, then our American IAN
lilies can send their children TO the
postoffice. without fear OF receiving
a package loaded with explosives
that viii kin them
There ought 10 be some way 20 ad-
JUST AAAAA anu AaAlNAAAAA - AAsa 80 -A-Haa
VIII not be SO numerous. As wages
are raised, the freight Is raised-so
wages and high cost o. foods 80
hand n hand together; the consumer
foots the bills.
A word about Mexico. All Amer
leans should keep out OF Mexico.
They have been fighting for nine
years-murderins and roboing. They
seem 20 enjoy it. The American sol
der would not do that we'll Mexico
has no money, no credit, much less
a government When they become
exhausted. then let Uncle sam step
in, raise Old Glory over the capitol
OF the City OF Mexico, and never
lower It. There IS just enough air
from the border OF Texas 70 the
Isthmus OF Panama 70 float one flag.
That Is the Stars and Stripes: that
would be the greatest thing that
could happen 20 the poor people OF
Mexico. Build school houses in every
city town and hamlet and educate
these children We would find a dif-
ferent race IS years from today.
Ben Moore.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-10

IN the harbor at sunset Her throat
was ike q sWan's-but not SO long.
Der shoulders hope the customers
are all following me.
She wanted to see the chamber OF
commerce. They passed e lapidary's
She saw a ring with a set OF native
stone. She wanted It II was Sc, but
what could the poet do2 They passed
a coufectoner' She saw a box OF
candy. It was So. But what could the
poet do2
And they talked on. OF art. OF
poetry, OF history Of Juarez- Of
supreme court decisions and even OF
love. But Il had to end. Around on
a certain side street stood a massive
benzine barouche. In front huge,
liveried Ethiopian waited with all Of
the grandeur OF a Pharaoh In the
rear seat sat a gorgeously attired,
baby-visaged fat man. gnawing
cigar and wondering why In hell she
didn't come on"
7 have had a lovely time and It
was really mean Of me-" said the
princess charming. abruptly as the
pair neared the big car You see.
she went on. I'VE have recently come
here 10 spend a part Of the winter.
I really didn't know where the post
office was. We are from Missouri
and I wanted you to show me have
some nice things to remember you
BY. Nv husband IS waiting and I
imagine your wife wonders why you
don't come home to supper. Goodbye,
fatty"
When I last saw the poet that day
he had taken up his post again before
the Casa Blanca" to observe again
what the Goddess OF Liberty really
did hold aloft
But he said to me with a sort Of a
sheer:
'As far as I am concerned It might
Just as well be a cabbage"
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-10

WITH his legs building the figure
w four and his arms tangled like a
pretzel around a lamp post the Poet
stood the other afternoon in front o.
the casa Blanca" looking at the
Goddess Of Liberty. He was trying to
figure out whether she held aloft a
torch OF a cabbage.
81 beg your pardon a soft soprano
voice purred at the Poets side.
Whereupon he turned to look into the
face OF the Iovliest individual he had
seen IN numerous moons Prying him
self loose from the mizzen mast TO
which he had been dashed the
rhapsodist bubbled forth the assur-
ance that his accostress could have
not only his pardon, but his pocket
book II she required It.
But could you direct me to the
postoffice27 the shopping Gree con-
tinued, with heightened rouge
The postofficer' exclaimed the
Cactus SWinburne. inWardly- The
postofficer- "Can there be residents
OF this city" he asked himself who
do not know where the mail mill is?"
Figuring that e was some kind CO a
game or an adventure or that some
body's little ward had strayed away
from her boudoir too far the Poet
Llicked a vagrant ravelinE from his
sleeve. set his hat at a taunty angle
and squared away for whatever Fate
intended should happen.
Hero offers Assistance.
sure" responded our hero, T can
show you the postoffice or any other
little old public building you might
want 10 look at. In fact I an going
right that way"
How kind OF you" chirped the
Rtootie. And there was such a vel
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-10

Gaze, n; n, Jan. 2
Your late issues have dealt a good
deal with combating the Chicago mail
order houses and in this connection
I would like 70 see the remedy applied
at home.
What appeals TO the average man IS
service" and surely this cannot be
obtained IN FL Paso- I can cite in
stances Of my personal experience
with some Of your best FL Paso firms,
where / sent for an article listed in
their catalog, 20 be told they were out
OF the goods but had new goods in
transit After waiting a long time
and reminding them OF my pending
order, I was told that they still could
not furnish 10 and did not know
when they could do so. OF course I
turned 10 the mail order house and
within a few days had the articles I
wanted.
Whenever the merchants truly give
service, the mail order house viii
lose the business they now claim.
A. Watty.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-10

Most OF the ladies' in Japan smoke.
They have pipes with longer stems
than the men, and II one OF them
wishes TO show a gentleman a special
mark OF favor she lights her pipe,
takes a whiff, hands It to him, and
alLoMg him 70 smoke.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-10

Editor FL Paso Herald:
I see from your editorial that you
grow sarcastic about the scientists.
You say that the scientist Is 9
fine man and we need him I guess
you mean when he does not try To
show that religion is a fake. Yes
almost everything Is all right until
it attacks somebody's pet religion.
and then, great bald headed starving
alligators, pandemonium ensues. TeW
Haw, Haw, Haw.
Rufus B. Freeman.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-10

Yuma, Ark, Dec. II.
Editor FL Paso Herald:
I have Just mailed the following
letter 20 president Wilson:
Almighty God has IN his wisdom
forced you 70 take a much needed
rest: IN the Meanwhile your fellow
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-10

II was not until then that the poet
noticed the young woman's hair was
golden. Some spitsful cat might call
Il red. And her eyes were blue. And
her teeth were as pearls nesting IN
coral Her chin was regular, but
carefully carved like a cupped wave
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-10

Semi annual interest on Savings ac-
counts viii be due Jan 1st De-
positors are requested 10 present pass
books for credit.
First National Bank.-AdT.
El Paso herald. (El Paso, Tex.) 1901-1931, 1920-01-10

g A MEXICAN fashions for Ameri-
n can women Is the cry OF
American modistes. who are deter
mined TO retain the simple beauties Of
American fashions Hence this beau
tiful scarf and muff OF "tail-trimmed"
ermine for evening wear,
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02
WILL CONSIDER
OTHER CORNER
Board Defers Action on Six
teenth Street Jog.

Plans to remove the Jog in Illinois
street at Sixteenth street and 20 rs-
surface West Morris street, termed tie
second most important street on the
south side" were held up By the board
OF public works yesterday on protests Of
property owners.
The board told Of delegation Of prop
erty owners and business men from the
neighborhood OF Sixteenth and Illinois
streets that since the residents objected
to the cutting or Of, the buildings at the
southeast corner OF the intersection. so as
TO give a clearer view both north aud
south. that It had decided TO give serious
consideration to n plan TO cut buildings
or OF the northwest corner instead. and,
accordingly. would have to take two
weeks longer for investigation.
The board has decided. however. that
the jog must be eliminated at all costs.
Mark Miller, acting chairman. stated.
PRESENT COSTS
OBJECTION GROUND.
Property owners In West Norris street
between West street and Madison avenue
objected to the resurfaclng on the ground
that present costs ara prohibinve and
the matter should be laid over at least
until next March, when costs might be
down.
The board members replied that were
they to bold up all improvements for low
er costs the city might be without streets
before long.
After much argument Il was decided
TO postpone hnal action on the resolution
until Dec Is, By which time the city civil
engineer will have prepared plans and
the board advanced & resolution to the
point Of confirmation for the resurfacing
Of the remainder or West Morris street
from West street to Kentucky avenue.
Some of the objecting property owners
said they would withdraw their dis
approval II the board would resurfsce
the ltreet from Kentucky to Madison
avenues.
A resolution for, the permanent i'm
provement OF Cleveland street from New
York to Vermont streets was confirmed.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02
NeIU Party Head
Takes WaLtOp 0t
Both Old Parties

CHICAGO, Sept. Charging both the
republican and democratic campaigns
are being financed by Wall street, Par
ley r. Christensen, the presidential nom
inee of the farmer-labor party. yesterday
appeared before the senate "slush fund"
investigation committee with demand
that 1t investigate his charges.
Both parties. Christensen said, ARE
controlled by the same invisible forces
and we suggest that the committee as
a matter Of public duty inform' the cOun-
try that no matter which of these two
parties win the election the government
during the next four years will> remain
in the hands OF the combined capitalists
and manufacturer
"As an instance Of the dual political
utilization Of the capitalists combination.
] would direct your attention 20 the dom
inant financial institution OF the United
States, namely the hrm OF j. P. Morgan
d Co
This firm. through two Of Its mem
bers, is openly supporting both the re-
publican and democratic tickets
Its republican agent IS Henry T..
Davidson, who last Friday visited Senn-
tor Harding az Marion and announced
his support OF the republican candidates.
Less than two weeks ago. the New
York Evening Post, owned outright by
another member OF the Morgan firm,
Thomas W. Lamont announced its sup
port OF the democratic ticket"
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02
Deaths

James II. Stafford. 20. 1929 Martindale,
endocarditie.
Helen Lee, a. Methodist hospital, acute
myocarditis.
John b. Duerstock, &C. 2s1s Robson,
acute cardiac dilatation
Infant Ellis, 90 East Eleventh. prema-
ture birth
Abram Parker. 70, 221O Miller, chronic
bronchitis.
George Crabill, 55, $40 North Alabama,
acute dilatation Of heart.
Gussie 3. Beasley, so, 2225 Howard,
acute colitis.
Eileen Bonsum, months, $50 North
Bellview, ileocolitis.
Martha Brown, IS. 81 West Arizona,
chronic endocarditis
Robert e. McKhamm, months, 1923
English, marasmus.
Mary Eleanor Mitchell, 76 80 North
audubon road, chronic myocarditis.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02
ANOTHER DEMAND
ON COUNTY FUNDS
Additional Budget to Finish
Year Calls for S55,784.96.

Extra appropriations. totaling approx
mately S55, 1896. to run the various Of
fees and institutions of the county will
be asked of the Marion county council at
a meeting of the council next week.
County Auditor Leo h. Fesler yesterday
presented to the county commissioners
budget totaling $50, Ts4 90 to cover county
expenses for the remainder Of the year.
A total OF SIS, 727.55 is asked of the
council for the county clerks Office and
5000 for the county board of review.
The extra or additional appropriations
list for APPROVAL of the county council is
as follows:
County Clerk-Theodore Stein, fees un-
der court ruling, $4,000; K. v Sipe, fees
under court ruling, $4,000; John Rauch,
fees under court ruling, S5,7l237; trans
County Auditor-Plat books, craftsman.
SIsSO0; supplies, sexennisl enumeration,
$661.50.
County Treasurer-supplies addition
County Coroner-chemicaI analysis Of
stomacbs, $500.
County Commissioners-Exec OF
William Ray, $50 sta te game warden, SO.
County Board of Reyiew-Per diem,
members, 1919, 5000.
Assessor, Center Township-Additiona
for office deputies under new law,
S1,6cS50; one outside deputy from Oct
to Dec. 81, S462.
Courthouse - Paving Market street,
$4,000; salary employees (additionall,
$1,000; heat, light water ana power lad
ditional), $1,000.
Notwithstanding Twenty first street.
S4,015.41 +. f. Smith, damage 10 bridge,
81 .435.
Juvenile Court-Mileage, 500; expense
Of apprehending fugitives, 500
President George Of the county commits
sioners frowned when he saw the large
amounts asked as additional or extra
appropriations.
County Clerk Richard Sipe stated that
the fees requested in the appropriations
were due him, as we'll as former County
Clerks Stein and Rauch for insane pro-
ceedings and transcripts under a ruling
of the Indiana state supreme court.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02
JUST ANOTHER LII BURDEN FOR TAXPA YER


to sell the horse, the department OF
weights and measures being under this
board.
2. The legal department must be re-
quested to prepare applications to the
circuit court for appraisal OF the horse
3. The petition must be filed in cir
cult court.
4. When circuit court opens some
weeks hence me judge must appoint
three appraisers.
5. The appraisers must look over Dob
bin and fix price which they believe
he Is worth.
6. The appraisers report to Mayor
Jewett.
Z. The appraisers also report to cir
cult court.
: s. Circuit court fixes the amount Of
compensation for the appraisers, which
probably will be about So each, mean
ipg that If the horse Is sold for 500
only $40 win be clear.
q. The mayor approves the appraisal
and advises the board Of public safety
To- The board requests the legal de-
partrSent to prepare an ordinance per-
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02
Suffrage Leaders
on Friday Program,

A "Reminiscences meeting" will be held
Friday afternoon, in the Public library,
by the League of Women Voters.
A number of prominent suffrage lead
ers of the city will give three minute
talks on their personal experiences in the
struggle for the ballot.
Miss Alma Sickler, president of the
local league, will preside at the session.
The group Of women who will speak
includes Mrs. W. T. Barnes, Mrs. j. B..
Barnhill, Mrs. A. B. Grover, Mrs. Ovid
Butler Jameson, Mrs linton A. Cox,
Mrs c. f. Kregelo, DR.. Mary A Sphinx,
Miss T. L. Voss, Mrs. Meredith Nichol-
son, Mrs. H. C. Atkins, Mrs. Henry Kahn,
Miss Charity Dye, Mrs E. 1. Lewis, Mrs.
R. Harry Miller, Mrs. william Allen
Moore, Miss Mary Winter, Miss Belle
O'Hair, Mrs. f. T. McWhirter, Mrs. Ed
gar A Perkins, Mrs. Horace Mckay, Mrs.
Helen Mckay Steele, Mrs. III. e. Barnard,
Miss Mary Nicholson, DIR. Sarah Stock
ton, Miss Anna Nicholas, Miss Margaret
Donnan, Mrs. D. NJ. Parry and Miss Alice
Cullen.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02

hitting the sale Of the horse for sub
mission to the city council.
IL. The legal department prepares the
ordinance and the board of safety passes
1t on to the council.
- The council passes the ordinance.
10. The mayor signs the ordinance.
II. The board of safety requests the
purchasing department to sell the horse
is. The purchasing agent seeks and
receives bids.
16. On the proper day the horse is
sold to the highest bidder.
II. An order is issued to the city
controller to receive the money from the
highest bidder aud Issue a receipt.
Is. Another order is issued to the
storekeeper of The purchasing department
to deliver the horse and get a receipt.
10. The storekeeper reports TO the
board Of public safety.
20. The appraisers are paid
81. The entire proceedings are put on
the records Of the board of safety.
Meanwhile D,bbin coca on eating $35
worth month.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02

toiled and sweated across the deserts
clad in glitteriIg steel, down through
the fringed buckskin times of the trap
pers aud the cowboy epoch of silver
spurs and bearskin chaps and wi1e
sombreros.
But many Of these invaders have gone
the historical natives several better.
Some of them are inclined to revive
and perfect the native costumes while
others have ideas of their own. Thus
n certain artist here who is q product
of Russia By way of Greenwich Village,
goes in for a heavy cowboy style.
If a man from the cattle range rides
into town wearing an extra fine pair
OF chaps this fellow trails him around
and will not let him rest Until he has
parted with them-probably for twice
what they are worth.
But another painter from the east
faneies himself in knickerbockers and
golf stockings and a cute little Alpine
hat with a green feather.
The time has come when the Indians
have cause to stare almost rs much as
they are stared at. The sightseeing
is no longer all on one side
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02
TO DARKEN HAIR
APPLY SAGE TEA
Look Youngl Bring Back It's
Natural Color, Gloss and
Attractiveness.

Common garden sage brewed into
heavy tea with sulphur added, will turn
gray. streaked and faded hair beautiful
~ dark and luxuriant. Just a few APP
plications will prove a revelation If your
hair is fading, streaked or gray. Mixing
the Sage Tea and Sulphur recipe at
home. though. is troublesome. An easier
way is to get a bottle Of Wyeth's Sage
and Sulphur Compound at any drug
store all ready for use. This IS the old
time recipe improved by the addition Of
other ingredients.
While wispy, gray. faded hair Is nee
sinful, we all desire to retain our youth
full appearance and attraetiveness. BIZ
Gardening your hair with Wyeth's Sage
and Sulphur Compound. no one can tell,
because It does It so naturally, so evenly.
You Just dampen & sponge or soft brush
with II and draw this through your hair.
taking one small strand at q time: by
morning all gray hairs have disappeared.
and, after another application or two,
your hair becomes beautifully dark,
glossy, soft and luxuriant.-AdTertiss
r0eut
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02
He Couldn't Remember
Name of Sweetheart

COALITION, Okla, Sept. Making
errors in his bride-to-be's first name
proved no bar to ], c. Coughlin, 30, OBJ
tanning the "girl Of his choice"
After having obtained six marriage
licenses only to ind that his memory
had played him trick each time, Cough
lin wrote the name on a piece Of paper,
pinned it to his coat lapel and secured
life sentence certificate lucky number
seven.
The family upon which Coughlin's af
fections centered-Hurst by name-in-
cluded three daughters.
His trouble was that he failed to re-
member whether 1t was Ethel, Fannie or
Mabel when he arrived at the county
judges office on the six successive oc-
casions.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02
One Dose
Adler-i-ka
Helps :!

For five years / suffered from
acute Indigestion and constipation
The FIRST dose Of Adler-i-ka helped
and / feel better today than ever.
Can eat anything" (signed) H J..
Harbour.
Adler-i-ka Pushes BOTH upper and
lower bowel'so completely It relieves
ANY CASE gas on the stomach or
sour stomach. Removes foul, matter
which poisoned stomach for months.
Often CURES constipation. Pre-
vents appendicitis. Adler-ika is q
mixture Of buckthorn, cascara, gly-
cerine aud nine other simple ingredi-
ents. H. ]. Huder, druggist, Wash.
and Penn. Sts.-Advertisement.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02
Horizontal Increases s

Anybody who thinks the legislators of
Indiana have not had in mind the proper
safeguarding of the sale of public prop
erty by city officials In years gone by
are invited to listen to the story of a
horse, owned by the city, which City
Purchasing Agent Dwight Ritter Is try
ing to find a way to dispose of.
The horse has been used for years and
years by the department Of weights and
measures until today It is able to do lit
tie else but eat.
1t eats at the cost Of about $50 month,
the purchasing agent said. -
Recently motor truck was bought for
the department OF weights and measures
so the horse Is Of no use.
It was thought that possible SIS could
be realized on the poor old quadruped
so the purchasing agent set out to sell
him.
Following is list of the things Mr..
Ritter found would have to be done be-
fore Dobbin coskd be turned over to a
new owner.
l. The board public safety must
pass resolutid Expressing its desire
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02

Brig. Gen. William d. Conner has been
appointed chief Of the inland and coast
wise waterways service and chief OF
transportation Of the United States army
succeeding Brig. Gen. Frank T. Hines,
resigned.
Gen. Conner commanded one OF the in
fantry brigades Of the Keystone divi-
sion in the actions on the Ourcq and
Yesle rivers in July, 1918
When Pershing sailed for home. Con.
nor became commander-in-chief of what
was left Of the A. L. f.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02
Is Are Examined for
Citizenship Papers

Approximately seventy-fve applicants
for citizenship papers have been OK
nmined by William Fl. katr, Chicago.
United States naturalization examiner,
who concluded the hearings yesterday.
About a dozen Of that number served
with United States mliitary organiza-
lions
Sept. 25 and Nov. : are the dates set
for final hearing before Federal Judge
A. =. Anderson.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02
Discuss Removal of
Poles on Meridian

Plans for the removal of all telephone
and electric light poles from North Me-
ridian street, between FAN creek and the
canal, were discussed by James II. Low
ry superintendent Of parks. with repre-
sentatives of the American Telephone aud
Telegraph Company, the Merchants Heat
and Light Company and tho Central
Union Telephone Company yesterday.
Engineers for the utilities will prepare
to move the poles to the alloys on either
side of the street, which L. now Under
the jurisdiction OF the board of park
commissioners as \ boulevard
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02
Charge Made Lighter;
Gets 30-Day Sentence

Harry o'Keefe was fined 81 and costs
ln~city court yesterday and sentenced to
serve thirty days on the state penal
farm. after he had plead guilty to the
charge of petit larceny.
O'Keefe was arrested on a grand larc-
eny charge, but on the Recommendation
of the arresting officers the charge was
changed TO petit larceny.
O'Keefe was arrested ON July Il by
detectives after he had attempted to
pawn a suit case containing clothing
which was stolen from the omobiie OF
Edward II. Dsrnell at Market and Della
ware.
Indiana daily times. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1914-1922, 1920-09-02
Boy Skipper browns
Sailing Toy Vessel

DUBUQUE. Ia. Sept g.-salling a toy
boat in water tank proved fatal 70
William Benson, 8. OF this place.
Reaching over the side OF the tank to
remove thu boat, the child fell into the
water aud was drowned. his screams Tor
help being unheRrd by his mother, who
was taking an afternoon nap in an up
stairs room.
The child's body was found in the tank
following fruiffess search Of the
premises.