Pullman herald. [volume] (Pullman, W.T. [Wash.]) 1888-1989, 1920-07-16
CROSSED WIRES
BY CORONA REMINGTON.

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as those two--Jemes Wilcox and
| Constance Helmson. They looked
into each others eyes In rapture and
for the fortieth time that evening
made the same remark-with slight va
riatiOns.
NO one, dearest; no one on earth
has ever felt it as we have" he told
| her. I'm sure we have not only
known each other all our lives. but
from the beginning of time-clear back
TO the first day"
"And It shall be this way to the
end of time" she sighed softly into
his ear.
After long and tender parting kiss,
almost sad because it was the last, he
left her, never to return. they both
knew-untl the morrow.
And thus the days sped by and were
as minutes to the adoring couple who
were totally unconscious of the world
about them. At last one bright Sunday
in June Constance said casually:
Jimmy, darling, my sister Aggie,
the one you've never seen, came home
from college last night. She's out now,
but l want you to stay TO dinner and
meet her"
"Sure l will" he replied. But what
do l care about sister Aggie? She'll
only try to monopolize my very own
est" He kissed her again.
Later they we're summoned to the
dining room and James was introduced
to Aggie. He took his eyes off Con-
stance long enough to glance at the
newcomer while being presented when
suddenly his knees shook beneath him
and he thanked heaven when he was
safely seated. Aggie was exactly like
Constance-only more so, and she had
good many things Constance lacked
too. COnstances eyes were wonder
full. Aggies more wonderful. Con
stances nose was pretty, Aggie's beau
tiful; and so 1t went.
When he awakened from the first
shock feeling Of unspeakable re-
morse came over him. AS soon as he
decently could he got away, mumbling
some excuse about a business engage
ment.
All that night as he tossed and
turned 1t was Aggie's picture that kept
smiling at him In the darkness and
not COnstance's. In panic he would
close his eyes to try to shut out the
vision. but always 1t was there. And
the next day he was to bring Oon-
stance over to take dinner with his
family! She would be sure TO notice
the change In him-the whole world
would see-yet 1t was impossible to
get out of II.
At dinner the following evening
after he had introduced his father and
brother to Constance, his mother hav-
ing already met her, he broke the news
of the business trip.
Harry, you'll have to entertain
COMFY and look after Der while I'm
gone. I've bought tickets to The
Shepherds Call You must take her
and think Of me when you do 1t, old
chap" he ended with heartfelt pathos.
Reaching home at night he went
straight to his room and dropped into
a chair, morose heap Of bewildered
introspection. Ages later he was
conscious Of his brother standing be-
side him In his smoking jacket.
THAT things beastly color" was
James only greeting as he glared at
the offending garment, including the
occupant, in his hostile stare. Harry
made no comment, but switched OF
the light.
what the dickens did you do that
for?" roared his brother.
Because | want 10 tell you some
thing, and--I have to say ii in the
dark"
Hurry up then, do" he growled in
reply.
James, swear | hid 1t, swear /
DID," Harry began In frenzy.
Hid what. you lunaic? Are you
daftT
Ibid it until COMFY broke out cry
ing last night and confessed she didn't
love you any more"
WHAT" gasped James in a hiss
ing whisper,
YES" Harry continued. "and when
she had made II perfectly plain and |
realized it was all up between you, |
simply couldn't keep 1t in any more"
Speeches., James Jumped out Of
the chair and hlundered toward the
door I'm the dark.
Wait, Where are you goingT'
called Harry. You wouldn't do any
thing TO COMFY would you?
"Conny. nothing" answered James
I'm going to make an appointment
with AggIe. She's more like COMFY
than Conny herself is. hut how the