Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-08-25
CHAPTER vi
THE FREEDOM OF THE SHE'S
sixth Inning

THE FREEDOM OF THE SHE'S
sixth Inning
Harmony Hall tNestlin, alUng the banks
~ Hudson's Rlver). N. Y.
Ma Cheri, Joe--Well, l have got a
hour to assasinatte &c II Iea~ns soe we'll guess
9tne1lI n1I, write a letter to Joe, hey2 and
H., wiggies her shoulders and says
snse ssmso,a Comment done" which is short
for 30, X" in French. Joe. 80 mere re, !
an,ob ai, nut Shakespeare over or In the
n,her words pen, ink and paper.
have tust come from havin' no less
40, INV English lesson, Joe, and out
~ n possible 100 points ! hit 40 which
Oi,I had for the first time up, hey I
! am now quite aqthor,'y @ d On pa,s na,,n
,an YER miles away by the scent alone II
.en saad he Also, am as intimately ac-
ne,eeI,ted neepI with the construction Of sen.
fences as any yegg which ever touh'
h''iree 1ee I am takln' this grammar and
.,c internally in order to please my
eeSsrmant esv wife, Jeanne, which claims !
.nsak the natives tongue like had
Kicked It up on the OUTSKIRTS Oh @ Morwag
OF ,otta novels every day by the name of
.Mct;ill's Third Reader" and etc: ana
oony off a lotta ridiculously stun like, Il
lave ioys little pussy It's coat Is SO warm
harm %aT !" Can you imagine q grown up
adult like me wilin' away time on that
linda delerious tremehs? Then they Is
ntber hound volumes which gotta wade
through and which IT ,bs says yfoloW,ps ON page sem
,cnne, ie, A Red Turnlp.'"
We'll, it's all in the lifetime, Joe. and
70 II gives Jeanne any innocent pleasure
to have me do this might as well go
tfeSassd fsESusdd from from this here nights school 1
am n habitue of / will no doubt be able
70 speak the kings English to the
queens taste and In that case ! can
prob'iy get job at clerical work on
adyerbs is the name OF a religion.
No doubt you will be wonderin' how
come out with Jeanne after that battle
got into with her on account Of me
tunes ball and pairin' him Off with Mrs.
Hedges -Plympton, the high society
leader like I told you in my last letter.
Well, I come out better than Germany
Gein' f French and the French bein' a
nation of business people. besides bein'
romantical. Us doughboys found that
part Of It out when we went over there
TO save 'em from the terrible Hun be-
cause when 1t come to chargin'. Joe. /;
they was nobody could beat the French
whether 1t was over the top or over the
counter!
But that's neither mere and there, the
idea Is that Jeanne was forced to make
heroes In the movin' pictures like have
repeatedly told you. AS we are under
lease to company for five years and
they Is beaucoup pennies at the stake,
a mans wife would be silly to present
him with the colds shoulder when we
gotta work together in order to get this
jack. In a union they is strikes. as the
guy says, hey, Joe?
So now all Is peace and quiet In the
inside Of Harmony, Hall. except maybe
when my baby, which same Is gettin'
teeth faster than he'll ever get dollars
walls aloud into the nights air and then
have to get up from my downy's bed
and wander hithers and yon around the
sweet lull and buys like, 60 to sleep
you little boob. we are livin' III the midst
Of millionaires and etc. now and can't
punish, the neighbors like when we
Don't think that this here armistict
was brung about with the ease of fallin
off the log, Joe, because ii was far be
It from such. put in week at soil
tarys confinement in our mutual home
without SEEM nobody but grocery boys
and etc and you gotta hand 1t to them
guys at that, Joe. because they deliver
the goods, even II they gotta go around
TO the servants entrance. to do the
same. Well, after seven days wlthou,
even merely glimpse at the girl have
gave my heart and hand to, Joe. or the
magnificent young infant baby which
has blessed my union. this here business
Of bein' treated like L. had smalrs poS
or was accused OF bein' the crown prince
from Germany, begin to get on my
nerves. sent Jeanne a cellar full ol
notes by the via of her maid at arms
Marie, any one of which would Of melt
the heart of loan shark and I am not
even presented with the courtesy tof q
sarcastical answer Accordin to the re-
ports which reaches me. Jeanne has sud
denly became the same as a guy comm
to bat for the Athletics-she Is always
out!