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Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14

yellow, 1.S1 Ql.S2; No. yellow,
1.29Q1.30;f No. 3 mixed, 1919 1872;
No. mixed, 1.27@1.2S.
Oats-No. white, 59A @60A; No.
white. 54A @57A
PEORIA CASH GRAIN.
Peoria. Sept. IA.
Corn-One and one half to 2 cents
off; No. white. l.35& q1.371a; No. 2
mixed, 1.35@1.$e1a.
Oats-One-foHrth cent off; No. /
white, 63M; No. ? white, 63b.
ST. LOUIS CASH GRAIN.
st. Louis, Sept. IA.
Wheat-Red l to cents off: hard
) to 6 cents off; No. red. 266@2.67:
No. 2 rcd, 2.63 12.64; No. red, 2.600
2.63; No. / hard. 2.55; No. durum
hard, 2.66; No. mixed, 2.5S@2.6O;
No. . mixed, $50.
Corn-Three to cents off; No .
mixed. 1.2g; No. 6 mixed. 1872; No. /
yellow, 1.S6Q1.37; No. . yellow, 1.S6
@1,37: No. 3 yellow. 1.35; No. 6 yell
low. 1.32; No. ! white 1.36@1.37; No.
2 white, 1856; No. white 1.33.
Oats-One- half to / y cents lower;
No. / white. 651a; No. white, Gao
Co; No. white, 631s 464; No. a
white, cay.
KANSAS CITY CASH GRAIN.
Kansas City, Sept. IL
Wheat--No. . hard, 2.5042.54; No.
3 hard 2.4S@2.62i; No. hard. 2.4S;
No. red, 2.61; No. red, 2.67.
Corn-No. white, 1.31Q1.32: No.
3 white, 100; No. yellow. 1870: No.
2 yellow. 1.29Q1.30: No. 2 mixed,
LIZ; No. 3Nmixed. 1.2401.25.
Oats--No. 3 white. 630631s; No. 4
red, Ga.
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Kansas City Live Stock.

1h11IoHs NIty' kISPIs III
Cattle Receipts $4,000; market
steady; undertone weak on medium
grades; good corn fed kinds active;
others slow; top steers 1925; other
good and choice lots 1850 to 1850;
good Gamers mostly 400; bulk she
stock 600 to- $50; good and choice
vealers 14.50 to 1850.
Hogs Receipts 5000: market
higher; small packers, top 1925; big
packers. top ITO; bulk light and
medium 1850 to 1900; Heavies 1925
to 1880.
SheeP-Receipts 10000; market
higher; best native lambs 1850; top
westerns 1850.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14
Cattle.
Chicago Live Stock.

chicago, Sept. IA.
CattleA-Receipts 10000; market on
good and choice steers steady to
strong. several loads 1900: bulk 1850
to 1850; grassy steers steady, mostly
900 to 1925; butcher cows $50 to
1915. market steady; Gamers AIS to
4.75: strong; bologna bulls strong,
600 to 700: calves 25 to so cents
higher; choice vealers mostly 1900 to
1S.00: stockers and feeders steady:
range cattle scarce. market steady.
Hogs--Receipts $4,000: market
generally % to 35 cents higher;
packing grades advanced most; top
1880: bulk light and butchers 1880
to '7.25: bulk packing sows~15.25 to
1878: pigs 25 to so cents higher.
Sheep-Receipts 1900; fat lambs
% to so cents higher; early top ma
tives 1875: top western 1925; feeder
lambs held higher; bulk good ana
choice 1880 to 1878: sheep strong;
fat ewes, 100. down; yearlings held
higher; bulk 1925 to 1850.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14
Marshaltown Sales
4 Commission Co.
Market Sale in
MarshalltoWn
Saturday, Sept. 18th

cattIs-At this sale H. e. wheater
will sell IL head of good fresh mich
cows and sprtngers. mostly Holsteins,
a few Jerseys. This is good bunch
Of COWS and will make you good
winter COWS. They will be the first
cattle sold after dinner. We have
other cattle listed including milcn
cows, springing heifers ana young
cattle. Bring any cattle you want to
sell.
u Hogs-We have 40 head Of feeding
shoats listed for this sale. Also a
few thin sows.
Horses-We have several head of
work and driving horses listed. II
you have any horses for sale better
sell them now than to feed them this
high priced feed.
Miscellaneous Artiolss-One family
in MarshalltoyVn has listed good
bunch OF furniture which will sell
before dinner. There will also be sold
harness and wagons and other art
icles. Bring anything you have for
sale.
Remember the date. Saturday.
Sent IL.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14
EIGHTY Year-old Soldier Writes.

w. H. Clough, Co. e, Ward S, Sol
diers' Home, Cal. writes: IT have
been troubled with constipation fol-
years. have found Foley Cathartic
Tablets keep me in better natural
shape than any medicine.I ever have
taken. I am almost eighty years old
and I am pleased to tell you Of the
value I have received" Foley Ca
thartic Tablets cause no pain, nausea
nor gripping. They relieve indigestion
sick headache. biliousness and SOU
stomach. Sold Observation-Disclosures
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14

1880; bulk strong weight and pack
irg grades at 1850 to 1900.
Cattle-Receipts 1000; fat cattle
firm; grasser steers and she stock
slow, steady to weak; spots off 25
cents on in-between grades; bulk
W estern steers 900 to 11.5o; bulls
and veals steady; stockers and feed
ers steady to 25 cents lower.
Sheep-Receipts $4,000; lambs
ow at about steady; bulk western
lambs 1850 to $3.50; sheep firm; best
y.arling wethers 9.25; good and
choice feeding lambs steady; top
1H.70; others easier.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14
New York Produce.

New York Sept. Il.
Butter--Steady; receipts 11,45s
tubs; creamery, higher than extras,
5S1sy959; extras coz score) IS; extra
firsts, (ss-s1 score) 51h @57; packing
stock, current make, No. l, II.
Cheese--Firm: receipts. 4,429 boxs
es; state and whole milk flats, cur
rent make. white and colored specials
29@29A: average run, 27@2S; state
and whole milk twins, current make,
2S@2SA; average run, 27@27h.
Eggs-Firm; receipts 1887 cases !,
fresh gathered extra firsts, 59@6l;
firsts, 55@57.
Poaltry-Alive, quiet; no prices
prices unchanged.
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LAMsoN's MARKET REPORTS.
Furnished by hanson Bros. & Co.,
203 Masonic Tenn ple-Phone 1873.

Chicago. Sept. 14.-Wheat-Pur-
chases of Canadian wheat by United
States millers. which was regarded
as bullish yesterday. looked different
today when seaboard buyers were
out Of the market. Future closed
around inside prices, net declines be-
ing ~ to cents. Liquidation and
lack Of support were the features.
Corn-Over night offerings were
so large that bidders were unwilling
to accept proffered sales, and prem
iums were cut sharply. The country
was liquidating old corn, while re-
cent buyers liquidated futures. The
news was bearish, but the most eff
fective influence was the apparent
eagerness by the country to sell old
corn.
Oats-Oats were weak, declining
into new ground in sympathy with
corn and wheat. The close was weak.
Provfsions-Provisi were we'll
supported by the packers and ig-
nored the weakness in grains.
RANGE OF PRICES.
4. Prev.
- s<.l. r Nv<>-,xN
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14
ANOTHER ADVANCE TO-DAY.
MARKET BEING rs TO IS
CENTS HIGHER.
PACKING GRADES IN
GREATEST PRICE GAINS
Bulk Of Lights and Light Butchers
Range From $3.50 to $17.25-Mar-
ket On Good and Choice Steers
Steady to Strong, Several Loads
Being Sold at $19.
BY Associated Press.

BY Associated Press.
Chicago, Sept 14.-Upward ten
dency of the hog market continued
today, the advance being 25 to 80
cents compared to Mondays average.
Packing grades advanced most, with
lights and light butchers from S16.5p
to SLIPS. Receipts were estimated at
1900 head.
Cattle.
Market on good and choice steers
was steady to strong, and several
inads went over the scales at SIS per
hundredweight. Bulk ranged from
$3.50 to $3.50. Twelve thousand
head were received.
Sheep. Il
Fat NambS were % to so cents
higher. Sheep were strong.~ Seven
teen thousand head reached the
yards.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14
Packers Pass Dividend.
BY Associated Press.

by ftSSUCIdtGU T1So
Chicago, Sept 14s-The Cudahy
Packing Company, passed it's divi-
dend today. Officials said it was the
first time since the reorganization of
the company that q dividend had
been passed.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14
Four of Japanese Crew Killed.

BY Associated Press.
Toxic, Sept. Is. Lieutenan,
Hamada and four members of the
crew of the Japanese battle cruiser
Haruna We're instantly, killed when
a shell, being placed in one of the
heavy guns, prematurely exploded oft
Hokokaido today.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14
Range of Prices.

Chicago, Sept. u.
Wheat - December opened at
EASY: highest. 2.19; lowest, 239A:
closed, 2.39A; March opened at
2.431a; highest. IA; lowest, 2.S5;
closed. 2.36!s.
Corn-September opened at 1894;
highest, 1879: lowest, 1854; closed.
1851; December opened at 1.1SB;
highest. 1.1s; lowest, 1.13k; closed,
LIAM.
oats-september opened at ssh;
highest, 631s; lowest. 81; closed. CT:
December opened at 65a; highest,
65h; lowest. 6s%; closed, 63k.
Pork-September, closed, 24.0o;
October, closed, 24.25.
Lard-September. highest, 1887;
lowest, 1876 closed, 1882; October
opened at 1890; highest, 1897: low
est, 1880; closed, 1892.
Ribs-September, closed, 1885;
October opened at 1886; highest,
1907; lowest. 1885; closed, 1890.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14

Government Lets Air Mail Contracts.
BY Associated Press.
Washington, Sept. 14.-Contracts
for three new air mail routes at a
total cost of $6S5,000 a year, were
awarded today by the postoffice de-
partment to the Lawson Air Line
Company of Chicago.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14

MINNEAPOLIS CASH GRAIN.
Minneapolis, Sept. IA.
Wheat-No. durum northern,
2.50H@2.60B; No. dururl northern,
2.45R @2!55%; No. / northern, 2.55B
V2.65N; No. 2 northern, 2.4SB q
1.56H: No. 3 northern, 2.43B q
z5OA; No. durum,- 2.A5@2.4s; No.
3 dunun. 2.37@2.40; No. / red. 2.4SB
@2.55H; No. 8 red. 2,3sN@2.55M.
Corn-No. 3 yellow, 1.3301.34; No.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14
Omaha Live Stock.

Omaha, Sept. IA.
Hogs - Receipts 1000; market
mostly 20 cents higher: bulk medium
and light butchers 1900 to 1850: top
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14
Chicago Produce.

Chicago, Sept. Il.
Butter Unchanged.
Eggs-Unchanged receipts 1915
cases standards.
Poultry-Alive,> unchanged.
Pork-Nominal.
Lard--19.ST
Ribs-16.25@17.3T.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14
MARKET SLUMPS BECAUSE OF
DEPRESSION IN EXCHANGE
AND ARGENTINA RAINS.
EASTERN HOUSES BUY;
CAUSE TEMPORARY RALLY
Favorable Weather and Declines in
Wheat Lead to Breaks in Corn
Market-Oats Easier With Other
Grains - Higher Quotations On
Hoas Strengthen Provisions.

Chicago, Sept. 14.-Depression OF
exchange had a bearish effect today
on the wheat market. Rains IN Ar
gentine counted also as an incentive
to sell. On the resulting setback.
however, houses with eastern con-
nections were buyers, and there was
q brisk milling demand. Opening
prices. which varied from unchanged
figures to Il cent lower. with De-
SENDER ut s2.4sh to s2.4s and Marrh
at $2.431a to $2.44, were followed by
meaterial decline all around, and
then something of a rally.
Assertions that seaboard exporters
had entirely withdrawn from the
market led to severe weakness later.
The market closed almost democrat
ICED, 73a to s1a cents net lower with
December at s2.39% to $40 and
March at s2.Ssls.
Corn.
Favorable weather and the decline
in wheat led to breaks in the corn
market. After opening Is to. Il cent
lower, including December at S1.1sN
to $1.19. the market continued to fall.
down of manufacturing plants at
Peoria and Decatur, ILL.,. was followed
by price drop to the lowest Level
yet this season for the December de-
livery. The close was nervous. 4A 10
6H cents net lower, with December
at $1.141s to s1.14%.
Oats.
Oats eased down with other grains.
starting unchanged to II cent off. and
then undergoing a general sag.
Provisions.
Higher quotatins on hogs strength
ened provisions.
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Chicago Cash Grain.

OhtCa9o CaSn 1rdtn.
Chicago, Sept. IA.
Wheat-No. 1 red, 2.55 @2.56 No.
2 red. 2.55; No. red, 2.51 Il CASE:
No. hard. 2.55A @2.56: No. 2 hard,
2.62A @2.53A: No. 3 hard, $50: No.
hard. 2.46; No. l mixed, 2.51ls q
ass; No. mixed. 2.52.
Corn-No. mixed, 1.3711.39k:
No. mixed. 1.3661.ss; No. mixed.
lbs; No. 2 yellow. 1.39@1.40h; No.
yellow. 1884 @1.39; No. white,
1.3S@1.40A: No. Q white. 1.Ss@1.40;
No. white, LAO; No. 6 white, 1873;
sample grade, 1.2S@1.2s1a.
Oats-No. 1 white, 635a@64:1 No. 2
white. s2h@s4ts; No. 9 white. Six a
63A: sample grade. 61S.
Rye-No. 2, 1.97A @1.9S.
Barley-v1.03@1.15
Timothy-Seed, 5.0o@7.59.
Clover-Seed. 22.00@27.00.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14
Chicago Potatoes.

Chicago, Sept. IA.
Potatoes-Receipts Al cars: mar
ket firm. Jersey Cobblers 2.90Gl3o0
Wisconsin Round and White sacked
and bulk 2.40m2.50. Wisconsin bulk
and sacked Early Ohios 2.35W2.50.
Evening times-Republican. [volume] (Marshalltown, Iowa) 1890-1923, 1920-09-14

Open. High. Low. Close. Close
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
NO ADVANTAGE IN BIGNESS
Los Angeles Man combats an Opinion
That Has Been Long and
Generally Held.

OF what advantage is bigness in a
city, beyond a reasonable point, ex-
cept to real estate subdlviders? de-
mands a writer in the Los Angeles
Times. Personally, l found the Los
Angeles of 1890 a more livable and
loyable place than the Los Angeles of
today.
Great cities are cancer spots on the
map, breeding places of unrest and
revolt. The trend to the cities is one
OF the most alarming symptoms Of our
national life.
why measure city by its size and
smOkestacks? Why not rather enlarge
upon its beauty, and comfort, and good
citizenship?
Americans worship bigness. Cities
are estimated by their population,
buildings by their height, men by their
bank accounts, and babies by their
weight. 1t is sign of national youth.
Children always delight in great big
toys. In course Of time-say in a
thousand years or so-we shall over
come this weakness, and value quality
rather than quantity.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
Small Town Opportunities.

The general conception Of pro-
gressive man is measured by the size
OF his bank account, but the real meas
ure of progress is to be found in the
amount Of good a man does for those
around him. The mere shifting Of
wealth from one to another Is not
mark of progress, but rather an in
crease of privilege. Many an ordi-
nary man has become very progressive
by coming to a small town from a
larger one, because he had better OPP
portunities to develop in the smaller
town; while just the opposite could
develop a live wire by changing to the
city. Progressive men are staying In
/ the small towns, else there would be
no growing small towns. 1t takes ef-
fort, and lots of it, to increase the
facilities Of the small town.-Pitts-
burgh Dispatch.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
Home bUn
Y Helps Y
IN TRUE COMMUNITY SPIRIT
Example Of Small Town Neiehborll-
ness That Is the Rule Rather
Than the Exception.

This Is a story from life for city
workers to mOrallze on.
Howard Kirchgesner IS a farmer liv-
Ing on the outskirts Of Staples. Mlnn.
While operating some farm machinery,
he crushed his hand. For any farmer
TO injure hand at this season Of the
year is pretty serious business, espe-
pecially when help is so scarce and
live stock and crops must be daily at
tended to.
Klrchgesner went to bed with his
hand painlng him and wondering how
his farm would get along. 1t looked
pretty bad for him. In the morning
he was awakened by commotlon in
his front yard. He looked out to find
Mayor Harry Long, Rev. w. II. John
son, Harry Manson, Sherm Tower,
jerry Lynch and half a dozen other
neighbors from Staples, dressed in
overalls and equipped with hoes and
other implements ready to keep his
farm going while he was laid up.
And from sunup until sundown there
was only death for weeds and potato
bugs. Then the cows were milked and
turned out to pasture and the neigh
b0rs departed for their homes.
1t would seem that one must turn
Off from the asphalt pavements to find
the places where life is still run pret-
ty much as the heart dictates, and
where the question, Am l my broth
er's keeperY doesn't wait for an an
swer. Is 1t any wonder that the nation
and the big city turn to the small town
and the country for its captains, when
this IS the spirit that rules its every
day life.-Minneapolis Journal
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
CALOMEL HORROR
TOLD BY D0D50N
You Don't Need to Sicken, Grlpa
or SalWate Yourself to
Start Liver.

You're bilious, sluggish consiipated
You feel headachy, your stomach n@g
be sour, your breath bad, your skin
snilow and you believe you need we
dangerous calomel TO start liver ana
bowels.
Here's my guarantee Ask your drug
gist for bottle Of Dodson's Liver
Tone and take spoonful tonight II 1t
doesn't start your liver and strnlghten
you right up better than calomel and
without gripping or making you sick
want you TO 70 back to the store and
get your money.
Take cnomel today and tomorrow
you VIII feel wenk and sick and nau-
sented Don't lose a day. Take a
spoonful Of harmless, vegetable Dod-
sons Liver Tone tonight and wake up
feeling splendid. It Is perfectly harm
less, 80 give 1t 10 your children any
time. II cant snligate.-Ady.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
HAD USE FOR HIS MILLION
zeb Would at Least Employ It to Good
Advantage, as Far as II
Would Go.

A party of baymen gathered round
the stove In a little oyster shack on
the Great South bay started the old.
old question of what they would do
If they suddenly came into possession
of S1,000,O0O. Some bought great
ocean-goIng yachts; others endowed
schools, and one even offered to con-
tribute his to help out the govern
ment.
The question finally came round to
old zeb Banks, noted as the ne'er-do-
well of the fishing neighborhood
"And now, Zeb. you've been keeping
pretty quiet" one of them said. "Just
whatd you do if you had million dol
lars?"
"Well, don't know 'zactly," re-
sponded Zeb refectively as he spat at
the stove. "I reckon I'd pay it on my
debts. S far as it went."-Saturday
Evening Post.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
HE GOT HIS ROUTES MIXED
Negro Soldiers Amusing Explanation
as to How II Was He Got
His Wound.

A medical corps officer CHANGED upon
negro acquaintance of civil life one
day in France.
"How do you like the army, Mose"
he asked.
"'S'nll right so far, cap'n," replied
the negro, "but All don know how I'm
goln' to like 1t when dem Germans
shoots at me-"
Don't worry about that" replied the
officer. "All you have to do Is zig
gag" And he demonstrated.
The next time the two met, the ne
gro was in a hospital.
whats the matter with you, Mose?"
asked the officer.
"I amt sure cap'n, but All think
must have been ziggin' bout de time
All oughta been zaggin'. '."-Asnerican
Legion Weekly.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
Women Plan Park.

The women Of Wellington, Kansas
town, have succeeded in crusade they
undertook few years ago, to turn
an unslghtly swamp Of 30 acres into
beautiful city park. 1t has been
named Community Park" It is laid
out with artistic landscape effect re
plete with trees, shrubs and flower
beds. It contains a park house, sur
rounded with large shade trees, a neat
modern stone building, containing a
large reception room, dining room and
kitchen, that will accommodate com
fortably about $50 persons. The park
house is used for entertainments, ban
quets and parties.-Monreal (Can.)
Herald.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
SOME cAR.

How do you like your new carr
asked the LIZZIE Driver
Great" r&led the Big Six Driver
~ runs SO smoothly you can't feel It.
Not a BIT Of noise, you can't hear It
Perfect Ignition, you can't smell Il
thing. And speed-why, It whlzzes
You can't see It."
Must be some car" ventured the
Lizzie Driver. Cant feel IT, can't
smell It. can't hear It, can't see It'll
How do you know Il Is thereT'
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
Her Make.eeIIeve poa.

little girl stood at the bottom Of
The stairs calling:
Here, Fido Here, FidO"
A man who likes puppies stopped Il
moment to see what kind Of a pet the
little girl had
When the pet made its appearance
he exclaimed IN surprise:
Didn't hear YOU call 1t FidO?'
yes" the little girl replied com
placently Il know it's cat, but
am having it for dog. Youngstown
Telegram.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
Expensive Melody.

"Ahl Life with you would be one
grand, sweet sOng77
"But I'm a practical girl. To me
there's music in the purr of an expen-
slve motor, in the soothing tones of a
French maid, the suave replies a we'll
trained butler makes the honeyed
words Of tradesmen eager for my pat
ronage, the
"Say no more, Angelne. YOu are
talking about the kind of music
can't provide" Birmingham Age
Herald
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
nSTRANGE HOW
WOMEN SUFFER 1"
Says Tennessee Lady, and win
lust Go Suffering, She Says,
When CarduI Is Right
at Hand.

Caryvllle, Tenn.-Hoplng her ex-
perience may benefit others who suffer
from disorders common among women,
Mrs. Charles Rains, of this (CampbelD
county, says: 81 had womanly trou-
bles TIL couldn't rest, couldn't sleep,
and was nervous and suffered great
deal Of pnin in my head, limbs and
back. would get to the place where
couldn't move without a great effort
"For years / had known Of Cardui,
and Il IS strange how woman viii
just 80 on suffering when the best
remedy in the world is right at hand
but we dol
'But finally the pain was worse, my
suffering so great, knew must do
something A friend mentioned Cardul
and we sent for It. One bottle helped
me.
81 took course of Cardul. regalned
my strength, built myself up and felt
like new woman.
"Can l recommend Cardui7 Yes,
and gladly, for It is Il God-send to
suffering women. hope when they
suffer with troubles common to women
they don't walt, but get this sure
remedy at once"
Any druggist can sApply Cardu
promptly. Call on yours today.-Adv
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
Problem to Come.

Little Harry, the pride of Brook
lyn household, was one morning en-
gagged in a wriggling and twisting
series of maneuvers to get his arms
through the sleeve of an undershirt
and then get 1t over his head. After
a number of vain attempts he called
upon his mother for assistance, re-
marking:
"Mother, when I get to be an angel
and have wings how in the world am
I ever to get my shirt on"
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
MERELY MAKING 1T WORSE
Tommy Was Naturally Fearful as to
the Consequences Of Any More
interruptions.

A very junior officer was trying his
first case.
"Seven days confinement to camp"
he snapped.
BEG pardon, sir" whispered the
company sergeant-maior. you must
MT give a sentence like that. You"
"All right, then, fourteen days." re-
torted the sub.
But, sir" pleaded the sergeant-ma-
jor, ITS not"
"'Arf a mo-, MAJOR" interposed the
Tommy. "Dont check i'm again or
ell give me twenty-one. r amt a
horfiicer--e's a hauctioneer I"-Lon-
don Tit-Bits.
Uneasy lies the face that wears the
1ts11U eforo oounIaVfon
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
The Latest style.

aWlHlam Dean Iiowells," said an
editor "often ioSed about the latest
styles.
"The minister made a witty refer
ence 10 the lHtest style IN his sermon
didn't hcT Mr. Ilowells said on sun
day morning 10 a young lady Of New
York
"Dld he2 How? asked the young
lady
why didn't you notleeT said Mr.
lIowells. lie chose his text from
Revelations.
The Jones County news., 1920-09-09
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