The Seattle star. [volume] (Seattle, Wash.) 1899-1947, 1920-08-26

II WE'LL SAY SO
ToDAY's BEST BET--That's 20
there II . war In Europe.
And how the war must mins tn
kainor and the clown prinoel
But thcre probably In no dcarth o.
folks over there who are still maitinf
the excuse ION account Of tho war.
Speaking Of war At home. ant
baseball. Biil Cunningham. tho Z
right pert ball player. couldn't keel
his wife from making homcr---bact
to mother. Ono run. no hits. one
error.
We havs Just heard that Ios An
gelcs In trying 20 get Al Jennings
the famous bandit 90 accept the job
Of mayor. That town always did
aw. you say II
Under the spreading canopy
The village tenor stands
Asvassinat1s This Rosary.
While people clap their banda
Under your bresth--for you arc
You chant . hymn Of hatA.
But much A. you may ioatbe tbs
brufe.
Tho girls an think he's great
In 1869 Henry n. Flint WROTE
1T In only within n few years past
that travellers have been systsmat.
icaiIy robbed by being charged 80
cents for dinner at stations on many
railroads.
lie called attention 10 the fact that
p. Amich. a village innkeeprr. served
ham. turkey. roas, beef. potatoes. pre-
served fruit. bread and butter. corn.
peas. onions. coffee. for 81 cents.
making . handsome profit" on the
meal
My greaiaunt visited . place where
plastice surgeons m the f2or. a
beauty doctors hair. Said abe, 81
would be young again. go 70 II. never
mind tho palm" They tackled hide
and hair.
Said they. -Thsss dropping lids
must nse.- They youthn.sd her
rheumy eyes. unmindful OF her tears.
and thsy amid hcr frantic howis they
smoothcd and tucked her wrinkicd
jowls behind her ancient ears.
They caused hcr cuticie to peel.
which made the old girls senses reel.
but suil auntic WAS game. they went
TO work upon her head ssd stained
h-r hair a glowing r-d that shons
like lambert flame
When auntis reached ber home
once more. her poodle chased her
from tho door and all around the
place: her children yeipcd when she
came near. her spouse got stewed on
h m ON = de beer. he murrnured.
Wow. that face
Aun,is sat down and walled. I'm
truth. there's nothing In this phoney
youth where folks are In the know"
She rore and ieft that ncixhborhcod.
and now. by heck. she's making good
In Broadway's biggest showl
A MIN rnagnats indicted for prof.
iss~rine says that wooion cloth II not
wearing apparel How quite. quite
true, We undrrwiand that when
boiled I, II q delicious beverage. while
fried IL rt,akca an excellent automo
bile cra
The trouble with most fsmisy trees
they are not sprayed often enough
SIRE TO MISS
The scion OF the family had acted
70 badly that punlshment Of some
sofs was necessary.
''Ernc~tr- commanded his mother.
md q switch and bring u TO me-
shortly sf,erward the brigh, young
man returned.
~ couldn't ind . switch. nam
ma" he reported. hut here's q stone
hat you can throw a. NOR
IN 1874 q Berlin actress was &C.
FUSED Of an oYense axainst morality
md decency whom she appeared on
he stare In bare arms.
by 1917 tho world had wagved 70
/ life where n was considered per.
Getty proper for British ladies 10 ap
scar In public clad in nothing but silk
ights and rings on their bare toes.
In 1885, the iii' OF world had wzgwed
sark again 90 = point where they
,inched actresses for daring to wear |
tncc-skir,s upon tho stage
In is2o--aw. you know how Il In
The monks Of the Capuchin monas-
cry At Ffume have formed . union |