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The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18
OF ALL THE SAD WORDS

"Maude Muller on a summer day,
raKed the meadow" etc, the old
schCClbook lyric tells us.
And the story goes on and states
that a young chap who was trying
to ge; u start in the law game rode
by and gazed, with dangerous eyes
upon the maiden's form divine, as she
raked. with barred and browning arms,
the hay with which the meadow was
sweetened.
But the impecunious young disciple
of Blackstone was a weazened-looking
chap and just about the time Maude
had begun to flirt with him and droop
her eyes in simulated embarrassment,
along came a great big, husky guy
who told everyone in. the community
that he could lick the everlasting
filling out of any son-of-a. a.lawbook
who might chance to be wandering
around with ultimate intentions on
the White House.
So Maude turned her back on the
fellow whom she thought to be the
weaker party, and continued raking
hay, giving, over and anon, as the
story writer's say, simDering glances
in the general direction of the big
bully.
AT last she said to this big fellow.
Say, Bill! The stuffs all off be-
tween me and that lawyer chap. 1
never did like his style anyway. You
are the winner at the coming mara
thon and I want to put my shoes
under your bed and slide down your
cellar door. What say?"
And the big chap looked at the
maid and sized up her campaign
dowery fund and said, Go and bring
me a handful of lotus flowers and
native wines from the western slopes
Of the Sierras and III see what l can
do for YOU"
So the maiden threw down her
rake and put her thumb 10 her nose
and twiddled her fingers in the gem
eral direction Of the young lawyer
fellow and ranmed her hand down in
her stocking and pulled out a roll
Of the needful and went out to Cali
fcrnia, on the Sunset Limited and
run smack, dab into Old Lady Hi
who already had the state well paid
for and salted away in the corner
of her reticule.
And the Chicago convention came
and passed into history and the maid
en- of the fields of alfalfa did not get
look.in.
And, the good old schoolbook story
tells us that the lawyer got over his
attack Of near tubercular-losses and
rallied his doctors about him and
went out and hunted up another maid
en- fair whom he married and took
him 10 the White House, after he had
been made a judge, leaving the big
fellow way back yonder at Marion,
Ohio.
And Maude Muller, alias Herbert
Hoover, working in the field of a
Observation-Disclosures Johnson grass.
looked up and saw the bridal party
passing by in a twelve-cylinder tour
ing car, Washington-bound, and shook
her head and whispered: "Of all the
sad words Of tongue or pen, the sad
dest are these, it might have BEEN
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18

William Jennings Bryan is bent
and determined 10 sway the democrat
ic convention, even if he has to call
on Wayne Wheeler to furnish the
grape juice for every delegate who
goes to the Golden Gate" with a frog
in his throat.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18
Did Not Play EN-

Chickasha Express And Jake Ha-
mon gets the 'favorite son vote" or
Oklahoma delegates in Chicago. Now
wouldn't that make angels weep? The
weather department should run up the
flood flag.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18

The sooner the professional prohi-
bitionists awaken to "A realization Of
the fact that it was the practical
prohibitionists who gave the Ameri-
can people the Eighteenth Amend
mcnt, the longer will that amendment
remain intact.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18
Oklahoma State
Press
Couldn't be Expected

Oklahoman: Supporters of Hiram
johnson are charging that "treachery'
was responsible for his defeat at Chi
cago. But it is rather strange that
they should expect fairplay from the
Gold guard"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18

William Jennings Bryan is not Il
candidate for the democratic presi.
dental nomination. However, vii.
lam y. was never known to dodge any
bolt Of lightning which CHANGED to
play in the neiehborhood of his back.
yard. Delegates, take due notice
hereof and carefully safeguard your.
selves accordingly.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18
An Arch Crime

Enid News: The Lawton News
charges Ferris with anything short
of murder to beat Gore" 1t would
be a crime equal almost to murder 10
elect Gore again.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18

In event the Oklahoma delegation
to the democratic convention should
get too dusty, 1t is probable the same
breed of wildcat wanders in the Sier.
ras that is to be found in the Kia.
rnichis.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18

We drove by a harvest field yester-
day. Harvest was in full swing. The
binder ratified and the golden grain"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18

was gathered into cheaves. How
ever, our auto demanded and required
all our care and attention, so we
failed to stop and help.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18

Suggested song for delegates to
San Francisco convention, "Of al the
sad words CT tongue or pen, the sad
dest are these, How dry [ ami"
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18
mDAY. JUNE IS, 1920

When the professional re-
formers run out of something
to reform, they might begin a
reformation of reformers. BY
the time they have finished.
we will all be ready for n thor
ough renovation.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18
Echo From Chicago

Miami News: To judge the strength
of presidential boom, divide the
original impetus by fShr and multiply
by the visible supply of long green.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18

Use Arumorelte WANT ADS and
get results.
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18

FOR SALE-90OO YARDS OF DIRT
APPLY JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL
GROUNDS OR PHONE 1856. 1912
The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume] (Ardmore, Okla.) 1893-current, 1920-06-18

Use Ardmoreite WANT ADS and
get results.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06
CITIZENS ALLIANCE
IS FORMED IN BEldlDJl

CONTINUED from Page One.)
which imposes limitations upon his or
her efforts to attain success.
It holds that fairness, forebearance
and good will are the two pre-requis-
ties of peace and harmonious cooper
alton in all the social and economic
relations of men; that the interests OF
employer and employee are reciprocal
that the success Of industrial progress
is the result Of their cooperation. and
that their attitude must be that of
friends and not Of foes.
Rapid strides along the above lines
have been made in the various cities
throughout the country and although
the movement is still in its infancy,
reports indicate that practically ev-
cry city of the country plans on ef-
fecting such alliances.
In this issue of the Pioneer appears
full page advertisement in which
is outlined in detail the policies
adopted by the local alliance.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06
REPUBLICAN COUNTY
CONVENTION ELECTED
DELEGATES WEDNESDAY
Eleven Delegates and IL Alter
mates Named for State Con-
vention on May 8

Thirty-six delegates representing
the city and township Of Bemidji,
Tenstrike, Spooner, Kelliher, Roose-
welt, Red Lake Agency, Blackjack
and Washkish met at the court house
at 2o'clock Wednesday afternoon and
named delegates and alternates for
the state republican convention to be
held at St. Paul on Saturday, May 8.
Following the calling to order Of
the meeting by T. S. Erwin, chairman,
with F. W. Rhoda as secretary, q
nominating committee of 7 members
was appointed by the chair to nomin-
ate II delegates and II alternates
to the state convention. The report
of the nominations was accepted and
was as follows: Delegates-T. S. Err
win, F. 8. Arnold, E. B. Berman, T.,
C. Bailey, w. T. Noonan, George Eric
son, j. S. Morrison, Jr., F. S. Lycan,
C. l.. Pegelow, C. D. Lucas and Will
liam A. Rice; Alternates-F. w.
Rhoda, Andrea Johnson, E. l.. Oberg,
G. E. Kreatz, William Zauche, J. A.
Mcdonald, l.. P. Ekstrum, Naish Nc
Kinnon, H. l.. Bowen, ]. l.. George
and A. D. Johnson.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06
BASEBALL MEN SHOULD
TURN OUT THIS EVENING

Manager Fred Bost Of the Ameri-
can Legion baseball team represent
ing the Ralph Oracle post urges that
every baseball enthusiast who has
any intention Of trying out for the
team this season report at the ball
grounds at 1880 o'clock this evening
with a uniform if possible and as
much baseball material as can be
brought along. He desires that ev-
eryone get busy right away scince it
is getting late in the season to make
this team one which will surely be
a winner. The baseball committee of
the Ralph Oracle post is also urged to
be in attendance this evening, and all
others who wish to help the project
along.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06
COUNTY COMMISSIONERS
ADJOURN UNTIL MONDAY

After attending to general routine
business including the acceptance and
rejecting of several applications OF
matters concerning residents of the
county, the board Of county commits
sioners adjourned Wednesday after
noon to meet again on Monday when
the bond issue and road matters will
be brought up for discussion and con-
sideration.
County Auditor A. D. johnson
leaves tonight for St. Paul where he
will spend Friday and Saturday on
business in the interest of the coun-
ty. He will submit his report to the
board upon his return.
On Wednesday afternoon the entire
board of commissioners made an in
apection visit to the county poor farm
and infirmary and reports everything
shere was found very satisfactory.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06
PAPER Backing for Pictures.

To paste new paper backings on
framed pictures, the paper, cut to the
proper size, should first be hoated in
q pan of water until it is entirely wet.
The paste should be applied to the
frame, and the paper. from which
the actual drops Of water have been
wiped, should be pressed into place
upon the frame. AS the paper dries it
will shrink, making it a smoothly
stretched backing.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06
HIDES
RECRUITING OFFICE
SIGNS UP C. S. KING

Sgt. Harry Jones of the local army
recruiting Office on Tuesday signed
up Clement S. King of Red Lake, a
former service man during the world
war, for a period of one year. King
left Tuesday for Minneapolis from
where he will go to the Third Field
Artillery at Camp Grant at Rockford,
III.
Sergeant Jones announces that the
Minneapolis recruiting Office has
been moved from it's former location
at 81 Nicollet avenue to Al South
Third street.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06
Something wrona.

Something Wrong. G
Here's the announcement Of hoon
waters retirement" remarked Mr.. IN
way. .3
"Wealthy, presume?" said Mr.. Duh
waite. T., r % &A
"Fairly we'll to do, hut don't I'M,
dosstand how a man could be q head
waiter for twenty years In q faahlo1
able restaurant. as this fellow h1s
been. and not accumulate q fortune at
more than OOO0."-BirminBhaln
Age-Herald. >s
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06
Good for the Owl.

An owl observer saw an owl swal-
low nine field mice, one after another,
and at the expiration Of four hours It
swallowed four more mice. The farm
er should take notice of these facts.
for he can well spare a chicken now
and then for the services thus rem
dered.-Exchange.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06
SPORT NEWS

Fargo, N. D.-For the first time in
several years Fargo will not be rep
resented by a baseball team unless
definite action is taken to put a team
in the field later in the season. Since
Fargo ceased to be represented in the
old Northern league, professional
baseball has been denied the bugs.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06

Helena, Mont.-The local Rod and
Gun club is considering asking au-
thority for the closing of certain trout
streams in this section, which once
teamed with fish, but now are badly
in need Of restocking. If authority is
not given, the Rod and Gun clubs over
the state are to be asked to pledge
their efforts to keeping fishermen
from the streams this season.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06
WILL TAKE MILLIONS
TO RESTORE RAILROADS
(By United Press.)

Washington, May 6.-Government
loans of five hundred million dollars
in addition to the three hundred mil
lion dollars revolving fund provided
in the railroad law and 5 a twenty
eight per cent increase in freight
rates will be requested: to put the
country's railroads on their feet. rail-
road executives today told the senate
interstate commerce committee.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06

Missoula, Mont.-The University OF
Montana track team is rapidly round
ing into condition for the seasons
meets. Although early season track
activities did not point to an especial
ly strong team, number of last sea-
sons football men have entered In the
weight events and the dash men arc
developing rapidly.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06

Devils Lake, N. D.-A photographic
track meet" the first of its kind ever
held in North Dakota, will be held be-
tween Devils Lake and Jamestown
High schools this month, according to
Superintendent Of City Schools Sau-
Wan. Mr.. Sauvian said he believed
the event would be the first Of it's
Kind ever staged in High school ath-
letics in the Northwest.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06
MARKETS LOCAL AND FOREIGN

Chicago May 6-Potato receipts today rs cars Market
strong Northern Whites sacked and bulk $725 to $740
Green Mouains $7.35 to $780, New weak Florida Spaud-
ing Rose, No. l. SIT per barrel No. 2, $14 per BARREL
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06

N. E. Given is recovering very sat-
isfactorily from an operation for ap-
pendicitis, which was performed
Tuesday morning. His many friends
hope for his complete recovery in
short time.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06

Major Firth of Minneapolis, is in
the city to assist Sergeant Harry
Jones in an inspection tour.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06
SOCIAL. AND PERSONAL

Mrs. C. r. HENDERSON Is reported
TO be very ill at her home at 922
Park avenue.
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06
VEGETABLES

VEGETABLES
Beans, hand picked, navy, .cwt. $500
Potatoes, per cwt. go. 5000
Beans, brown, cwt. $3.50
Beets, per cwt ...$2.0O
Carrots, per cwt. $3.50
Onions, dry, per cwt ....... $500
Eggs, Der dozen .39c
Cabbage, ton ..............$8 $500
Rutabagas, per cwt .$1.26
MEATS -.
Mutton. ID .lOc-l6c
Pork. dressed ,17c
The Bemidji daily pioneer. [volume] (Bemidji, Minn.) 1904-1971, 1920-05-06
Bemidji Potato n

Bemidj Potato Market-An varieties, bulk small lot
to 1925 per bushe Carload ots sacked and loaded
to Sc per cwt.
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LIVE POULTRY

Turkeys. 9 lbs. up ............,.3 SOC
Turkeys, small and thin .. AT Value
Geese, IL lbe. up, and fat. ..s... .18c
Ducks, fat ................ zoe
Hens, heavy, lbs and over. -. .33c
Spr1ngers, live ................ .26c
Hens, lbs up, fat. .32c
Dressed poultry SC per pound over
live stock.
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20
Two Experienced

WANTED-Young man who can use
typewriter, for steady position with
wholesale company. Apply box 64x,
Republican. tt
GROCERYMAN, experienced. cap
able of handling department. knowl-
edge cost and stock keepins-$150.
BOOKKEEPER, thorough knowledge
accounting, capable supervising office
$50.
AUTOMOBILE cost and accounting
clerk. knowledge parts and accessories
-s125
HARDWARE man experienced, cap
able handling department., with known
edge costs. ETC. $3.50. Box 65x, Re-
publican. dg
WANTED-One or two first class
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20
Spot Cash for
Liberty Bonds
Davie Realty Co.
l26 y. CENTRAL

l26 y. CENTRAL. tf
II YOU want to buy or sell farm
implements, furniture. wagons. har-
ness. call 1929 Fourteenth street and
Van Buren, II
/. MACHINERY wanted. Highest prices
paid for gas engines % III. p. and
larger. Diesel type 100 H. p. and up;
electric generators 100 to 1000 XIV. H.
T. Martin, 1865 Clay ST., San Fran
cisco. See @. A. Martin at Hotel JEFF
ferson until March q. db
YDUND lady, conyaiescing. wishes
room with screen porch and board IN
private family on ranch, price optional
Phone room 1876 Commercial Hotel db
cash. Box SIX. Republican II
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20

FOR RENT-Here is your chance to
get so acres of good land with small
Fayment down-only $3.50. balance in
fall. House. well and shed $50 per
acre. Call at 331 w Wash DIS
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20

S~s>e-~>>~ses>>>>>s>-s>~>
Genuine Navajo Rugs and Blankets
MRS K. w. WHEELER
pos N. End st. Phone 2s7s
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20

WANTED-Residenc lotss give To-
cation and cash price p. o. Box 1923.
4-G
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20
Goodson & Goodson

WANTED-To buy ranch. about
to 10 acres with buildings. near
phoenix: sandy loan preferred; must
be bargain: give price, location and
details in first letter; no agents. Box
IsE Republican. db
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20
Lost and Found

LOST-Lady's gold wrist watch, 1T
the Peacock, st. Patrick's day. Finder
return to Sunny Dumont at Coliseum
and receive reward Ts
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20

WANTED-First class tourneyman
inside wireman. Apply Bertram Elec-
trio Co. 124 w. Wash. st. II
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20
Insurance
Millinery

HATS
Beautiful assortment of Pattern Hats
and Sailors, Cellaphone flowers, buck
ram and wire shapes for sale. Your
inspection is invited. Ladies' Hat
Shop. lis Z. Roosevelt. DIS
LADIES' HAT SHOP
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20
Wanted-Help, Male

CARPENTERS WANTED &C. II.
Johnson, 12S E. Adams. Phone 1921.
If
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20
Chiropodist


HELP BEAT THE HIGH COST OF
LIVING
Mems suits cleaned and pressed, 75d
and up. Ladies' suits S1.00 up. All
work guaranteed.
THE SUNFIOWER CLEANING AND
DYE WORKS
623 West Grant st. Phone 1888
do
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20
Special Notices

ALL of the land at $500 and other
prices is off the market Now down at
$50 an acre. Is miles west on Buck
eye road and 5 miles south. Or rent
$25 per acre. j. o. Lockhart. id
YOUNG lady, convalescing, wishes
re ON with screen porch and board in
private family on ranch, price optional.
Phone room 1876 Commercial Hotel. db
REV. PAUL VELJKOV. Serbian
Orthodox. from Fresno, Cal, will be at
the Reading Hotel, Phoenix, Ariz., for
one week. db
NOTICE to all real estate dealers:
All of my property is off the market.
c. W. Randall. db
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20

STRAYED from pasture south OF
Tempe the following described saddle
horses:
One bay horse weight about 100
lbs Branded III" on left thigh and
Bar-T-Bar left Shoulder.
One bay bald-face horse branded
Bar-T-Bar left shoulder: cross seven
left shoulder and vented on left thigh.
Also Bar Box left hip.
One gray horse weight about 900
lbs. Branded INV" connected on left
shoulder.
One gray horse weight about 900
lbs. Branded .SX' barred out on left
side of neck
Reward will be given for informa-
ton leading to the recovery of these
animals.
Tel. 30o9, Phoenix. Notify,
If JACK BARBER
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20
Carpenter Work

CARPENTER work. repairing. job
bling. Phi. S062. g. A. Jones. S29 Il. jeff.
MAC DONALD & JAMES. pattern
makers model and cabinet makers.
337 N. Sixth Ave. Phone 2317. Am
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20
For Rent-Store and Offices

GROUND floor office space for rent,
busy part of city. Better act quick.
Rep. Box FOX Dc
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20
Business Chances


OWNER LEAVING TOWN-Must
sell at once, pool room and restaurant.
Both places have long leases and are
honest values. If you would share the
prosperity OF Phoenix in the next few
years, don't fail to investigate these
business chances. See
WALL & STAUFFACHER,
40 n. First Ave. 1t
FOR SALE-Meat Market centrally
located, average business $500 daily,
equipment modern, Cyclops ammonia
compressor. large refrigerator. Write
care The Republican. id
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20
PlOWnnen Wanted
Wanted-Help, Female

WANTED-A lady that can sell
ready-to-wear. and millinery, also can
take care of alteration. Hyder Bros,
femme db
Arizona republican. [volume] (Phoenix, Ariz.) 1890-1930, 1920-03-20

wANTED-Renter for blacksmith
shop: well equipped, fine location for
garage: cheap rent. w. E. Conard,
phone 1iOJ2 II
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
HALF-POUND BABY WILL LIVE
Weighs Nineteen Ounces Now-To Be
Worlds Nest Beautiful Baby,
Claim.

New York.-Jeanne Ousset, cham
qion New York lightweight baby, is
perfectly healthy and will be the
most beautiful baby in the world" de-
spite the fact that when born, she
weighed only half a pound.
Jeanne, who is the daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Louis Ousset of 229 East
Thirty-fifth street, is now six weeks
old and weighs one pound and three
ounces
'When she was born all the doctors
said that she could not possibly live"
said Miss Louise Bernard the nurse
But she is fOoling them all. Her
health is perfect and her daily devel-
Drment is a thing beautiful to see. She
will not remain small"
Both Mrs. OusSet and Miss EPnard
are in constant attendance to the tiny
mite of humanity, whose weiGr Is
tust equal to that of the doll Yith
which she is amused.
The progress-itemizer., 1920-05-21
GET E1T READY
FOR flu
Keep Your Liver Active, Your
System Purified and Free From
Colds by Taking Calotabs,
the Nausealess Calomel
Tablets, that are De-
lightful, Safe and
Sure.

Physicians and Druggists are advis.
ing their friends to keep their systems
purified and their organs in perfect
working order as a protection against
the return of influenza. They know
that clogged up system and a lazy
liver favor colds, influenza and serious
complications.
To cut short cold overnight and to
prevent serious complications take one
Calotab at bedtime with swallow of
water-that s all. No salts, no nausea,
no gripping, no sickening after effects.
Next morning your cold has vanished,
your liver is active, your system is puri-
fed and refreshed and you are feeling
fine with hearty appetite for break
fast. Eat what you please-no danger.
Calotabs are sold only in original
sealed packages, price thirty-fve cents.
Every druggist is authorized to refund
your money if you are not perfectly
delighted with Calotabs.-(Adv.)