Omaha daily bee., 1920-12-14
ALine O'Type or Two

| CALCITROSUS.
IN Maryland, my Maryland dandelons hav,
reappeared in great numbers. But what WI
had in mind was that you likely know there il
a variety of dandelions which is cultivated fol
| wine.
| MATTER? WHAT'S THE MATTER?
| (From Oak Park Oak Leaves)
| Lost-Bicycle taken at foot ball game
Sunday November 2s: have evidence of mis-.
creant; please return to I'll Belleforte, If
you wish to avert trouble.
Found-on foot ball field Harlan Ave.
! and Division; mans bicycle and sweater aft
er game Sunday; owner may have same by
identifying and paying for this ad Call at
$50 North Harlan Ave.
| IMMIGRANTS have helped to make this
country the richest and most powerful in the
world" declares Representative SABBATH. All
right. Lets keep it So"
The Death.Bed OF the Year.
With panic shrek the clouds in feecy flight
Stampede before the winters frosty scowl;
Dreary 'mongst weaving trees a banshee howl,
Lamenting at the tomb Of June's delight.
out.was the leath,ry crsak Of gees alright
With ribald hootings mocks the watch h-dogs
growl.
Whose echoIng kennel bays the voiceful night
The dotard year thus means his night demise;
Still my high heart stranger is to fear,
Since well it's knows, spite of such auguries,
Sing In your skylark voice, then follow after
The fountains rise and falling of your laughter.
PETRARCHINO.
A DISPATCH from Manila reports the kill
courage the education of children" And echo
comments: Underneath the starry flag civil
ize 'em with Krag."
"MY excuse for admitting that I am demo-
crat," confdcs S. J. M. as the following from
Mr.. Harding's Bedford speech: 1t takes all the
impressions of human existence and by some
alchemy Of love removes the dross and makes
golden the cross of faith which is the rosary to
every human prayer
Straw, Cork and Plain. -
Sir: What the housewives want is a man
date for Our Menials
William. Woodrow and warren-we seem to
make our presidents pass an aliteracy test
This is a poor season to test politeness--
everybody, even the Office boy, is courteous just
before Christmas. Re
The difference between Edward Fitzgerald
and F. Scott Fitzgerald is this Edward wrote
Omar Khayyam, and F. Scott writes Omark-
howsmarthayyam.
Mrs wilson and Mrs Harding no doubt
talked about the servant problem, the efficiency
of the White House janitor. and how very high.
my dear everything is in Washington
Two Welsh golfers played for 20 miles, in
sos strokes Soon We'll have coast-to-coast tour
naments. and Boulevard Links, and Bunker
Hills, and the Lincoln Fairway and the Nam
moth Hole, and Riverside Drives-but why
Continue? @. A. r.
Zone always asks: "But why continue!"
when one can't think of anything else. At least
we do. With ribald hootings mocks the watch
dogs growl)
PHILIP Hale quotes seasonable reminder
I from "Hudibras,' which is full of S. RS:
|. "Al piety consists therein
In them, in other men all sin,
Rather than fall, they will defy
That which they love most tenderly;
Quarrel with mincd-pes and disparage
-. bo.4 ~, ;IryAD
THE gadder who Graves lyric on ham and
eggs may not be entirely suited with the fol-
lowing, but at least good start has been made.
Ham and Eggs.
All hail unto the hog and hen
That save the lives Of gadding men!
For when there's nothing else to chew
There's ham and eggs to see them through,
When walters frown the while we stare,
Perusing, hopeful, bills of fare,
Yet sink and sink into our seats,
To find signs of goodly eats.
Until--ah, happy though!-we rise
Like hungry fish to foxy flies,
Some ham, with eggs the latest laid"
And waiting. hum and hum again,
"A hail unto the hog and hen"
And when, at last, beneath our belt
The combination warns our pelt,
Hither and yon we gladly jog.
Blessing the hen and exc the hog.
ORA PRO NoBIs.
BURGLARS robbed DR.. Phillips house
Monday night, but no loot was taken."-Elgin
News.
Wonder where Doc keeps his loot!
CHOP sUEY. e
/ (From the Loz Onglazo Times)
Young China is reading Thorstein Web
len systematically, judging by a substan-
tiaI recorder covering practically all of Web
lens books We wonder what the patient
Chinese mind will think when 1t strikes
this Veblenian sentence appearing in his
latest book: The Place of Science in Mod
ern Civilization" If we are getting rest
1occ 11nrf fhn fov nf q
donous wage doctrine and cryptogamic
theory Of interest with involute, loculicidal,
tomentous and moniiform variants. what is
the cyptoplasm. centrosome or karyo.
kinetic process to which may turn, and
in which we may find surcease from the
metaphysics OF nornality and controlling
principles?' -'
A POOL table for $5.o5 won't, according to
the candid advertiser, last long THE ideal
Christmas gift" says S. NJ H.
Ho! and Couple Of HUNS!
Sir: Suppress a yawn while inform you
that you get the girl. well do the rest, IS
the blunt statement Of Hellrun and Grimm; fur
niture dealers Of st. Louis. SIMA.
"ESTHERVILLE Will Have Milk Depot
and Huge New Dam."--Des Moines Register.
Roll your own conclusion.
MODEL OF 1910?
(From the Des Moines Tribune)
If party who stole Cadillac car Satur-
day will return pictures and films taken
from car he can keep car. Pictures are
priceless and impossible to replace. Mail
to Des Moines Photo Materials Co.
DO you read about Clara Smith the first
thing in the morning, or do you wait till you
have shaved? B. 1. T.
Parental Forethought.
There are several varieties of wasps' which,
when they lay eggs, surround them with cater
pillars in order that the young when they appear
tad ta,tft1 -IYtd, opclta