The Washington times., 1920-05-20
NATIoNAL THE WASHINGTON TIMES MA1~2e
THINGS IN GENERAL
Lively Snake. Brighten Your Corner.
Open Your Mouth
ReGtstered at the United States PATENT OrHos

American money is spent in Europe to make
things cheerful even we can ALL that would like
to for starving children of the East
For instance you read "Morgans at the head OF new
dancing club in Paris" That is the heading.
Farther Universal Service says, Mr. and MRS Fer-
pon Morgan leaders of exclusive dancing SET ene
tanning nightly at Cardges the Ritz or some
gathering place"
United States money is being spent there to brgnten
up the corner where you are
You read that Frank Gould, who lives in Paris and
thinks he ought manage the Gould estate In place OF ms
brother George who lives here provides club for
Jockeys to cost hundred thousand dollars. His wife,
suing for divorce supplies other interesting information as
Frank Goulds methods of Frightening up HIS
That's American money, also
Young Lord Astor in London, who as land
lord works the brothery hands the sea- system
efficiently spends in England the live or SIX millions year
paid by tenants in New York.
The only dark spot and it will grieve you is the an
nouncement that Mr. w. K. Vanderbilt not feeling well isl
obliged to postpone "a large house party at his summer
house just outside Paris
All parts of the country contributing to energetic
spending in Europe Fortunately this country better able
to stand it than Ireland was to stand spending of the
Irish landlords in London But since tenants
and others America work hard to supply the money
brighten up European wouldn't be fair to put
little extra income tax men that live and spend their
American incomes across the sea?
You cannot eat money Food requires labor get it
from earth Increased wages and dsncnaton to do
days work for days pay combine to cut food
in two. All but the wellto-do will get along with half
supply of food.
The alleged settlement of war indemnity by
England France, and Germany is puzzng to Americans
especially the interesting scheme for having the United
States mysterious way and quite AS USUAL sup
ply the real cash.
First you are told that Germany will pay thirty bill
lions, but only principal no interest.
Then it is suggested long as Germany pays money
he
to accept payment the English debt also without inter
est. This would apply, Of course to all money lent to
Europe
The Allies make up their minds how much money Ger
many got altogether arrange for Germany to thirty
thousand million dollars hundred and twenty thousand
million marks in gold without interest This money being
so to speak, picked out of the air by the Allies.
And we told that since the Allies kindly allow Ger
any to pay thirty billions without interest should be
glad to get back billions of real money, also without
of view very nicely worked program What the United
States to accept payment bonds that Germany will issue
for her thirty billion dollar debt the United States to give
sufficient cash par the Allies that need the
Will Hays-manager for the Republican
party-at ladies meeting explained that female voters
expected for the Republican party should carry
on in wartime
This meant that they should store up enthusiasm and
loose in the fall to elect the Republican candidate
matter who the candidate might be.
Intelligent mothers must be reminded Of what they say
to their little daughters open your mouth and mamma
will give you nice medicine. Don't ask any questions
Perhaps full grown American will ask some
questions before they open their political mouths to swallow
the party selection
An old theory, some believe it yet, declared
that when you cut certain snakes pieces each piece runs
off and becomes full grown snake If that true the
hast n1onu he IN leave on