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The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-14


sALEunAN WAHfkp-iAvs ssSssssan-
tive v hAa1ie ~ Il aiGesfssiAa6. ~
ssstlst1sA p1tsAqA etc. fnesssy y sse.
$780,; ~. - Ts.s.s go Z.
. :;sss,s .t ssss:: s'sss':S & 'ss:''s 49,
SusaasGo Wase 1n~sseuattsasf cts9io6l
weshA ieth ase Msrhst stpsssa. Dsoves.
sALn1175F 70 eiy; u eli kiserss HSSs1
0ss; ) ssasisss iutsnssfss ave essess
w ll:s;::'::s ,l.,s ;': :; ~. '.si.s..y 0 |: s:;:s.
WANT 70 Tsailv i've WE assu1s sSk
: eass y lrtvs mai sssess h OaAhe0e
= 4 he sifssssst ssesslSssssss h N
.sst q - sss 1920 sss Ssss
Z I; Hsrf,t ssss VsSsss' Esssi. 1s'
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-14

sAfEsNEN and dealers settins tlrh self
ing IDEAL kERushNE uAs BrnSsks,
for heating and cooking. exclusive TORT
tory wanted state and couniy sasnts 20
organise high Glass ssl.- forces " you
are cspshi. ~ earning 1900 10 VI oes per
month. call ~ write, IDEAL nuhsEiI
MO CO, 10 W Reno, oslshoms ciiJ
WANTED Nsprrssntsti,.s In ssch e"an
" In oklahoma. Tstss, Arkansas
Louisiana shd Tsnn"ssct take orders for
our D. 90 III made 10 measure SUITS
can or write. Nutfols Suit 60, ~ n
Robinson. okiAhoma CITY
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E1tOREp WOMAN for general NcuE,
work small ftmily Nsff desirable
living quarters Wainut t3JV H.
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]. u JONES, specialist. for roof repairs,
Isshy Easements ssd sunksn fisofs.
Maple 2':T
". G. MIsKiMCN. e%ontrso,ori joe car
pentsrlns q speciality. Msp's "u,
jon p~LAsrERiND neatly and prompt,
done. Nspls sTft.J.
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WANTED sar1H' hsa,' rfs' lisrysg.
stU B.. ..HtI srf r.Hru. APO
trs4 h.I.HI. 80 d ufnsdRa,.
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r,u,rE uvLr wASrvp

WASTsp- uoussk--psr cook one meal .
tay ami stay with small boy. Call mo
ru..l. Walnut 1909
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wANrED--hy elderly widow,
0ms LADY employed 70 shass
her aeaStnssat and slp,nsee.
nefseepce Unchanged. u.3to
sass okieAemaa-
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MALE MIR w,sryD

WANTED Flraf- rlaF. fufl msrhsnic
ono capable ~ hnuf'InE burning IN
mHctirrs sIso ayctllI1s W,iiWg mashln.
iHf. d.uI HHfwsr unless iuu lHp fUl thH
tII Ray sprursr Ams- uHfags, Amss
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-14

uffICE AND ACCOUNTING WORK
BONE EAPERiEAGE IN CREDITS.
MHOiEAALE IL YEARS EXPERIENCE.
& YEARS PREHENr petition DESIRE
CONVECTION WITH LOCAL CoNCEHS
WHERE PAST EXPERIENCE AND nv.
EKErEs ASD BOND. A-ii. OKLA.
Holman.
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-14

WASTED. sr,sfn ST., ara women with
tnrir experience r, Work ~ HAT work
d,ie ~ tot palA.e Lhuadii, - West lat
sNl.Es AulLs Sell o x wrihsls re
m1 4uitS reflits Mts' ri.rta
Mont 1ery, ga, S1rih BroaiSaJ uhls.
MAID WANTED. walnut ESQ. 1904 y
uraadsel
WANTED Experienced stcnuEtAphsr
must b. high schooi gfHdoAte. eau, iV5
Avon lihx
WtNrGu-tn eNpefisrtsd white SRI Or
hr~4srsotk. three In family walnut
iti3.
WANTUD-iaiy mattresses, s''1 eSro-
uan,st lady coos a. hsroids, 400
vs. Main
WANTED Otrl o. woman Interested IN
Chrir.an s I.uTe 10 Gaze Tor lafy under
s%rf,nfNst rrar'iIuu,rs care Address -
lg- okleh1mhn
WANTED rfr experienced l%ubtlers, 10
label food pod" Campbell Products
Cooperation. 80 West It,
WANTED Nn assistant %hookkseper, with
rnt,s s%,rartu,.. Apply 18th floor,
iturktns llatel
WANTED sht reliable women ~ shlrt
makers hrr HS experienced opofsi"rs
~ 90 learn the trade We way tho hlghrsi
scale tur experienced OPERATORS We are
iUrnlshias splendid opportunities Tor new
beg ihutrs steady WORKERS only.
FLORA sIltT COMPANY.
lit West 2ni.
WANTED Gitls 10 smell pccaus. quality
Product 20. &0S y Hudson.
WANTED stfons Whiis woman In candy
department. Must 10 willing worker
40 per week 10 stat. Qualify Product
%. sos ~ llpdfdn
W~ANrEp-At once, h~otsshcspsr or
nurse, Walnut 5sSs. 7ie West fath
WANfhp-Ycunw slrl 10 assist IN houss-
work good home. Apply Immediately.
Maple ,sll.t
wAAfED-1lris Tor evening work In the
cohfeotkaney d~epaft0nsnt. hours. 8 TO
y NJ. Apply al hpsrintrndsn,'s Of.
flee, ltea biscuit Co, Call Mspis toit
wANfED-H lnsis csloftd woman 10 work
half dsy, and Do laundry work. Map,
WXKTEDr- diH fss gsssraI ofncs WORK,
sscsiisss opportunity for adsanevmsat
nssse : 80 sessssssa - ssr'v Ana,
a|H.W .MN. "..
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Ss.,., - 90
nAn, - rear. with the hUNpN' IA
8I.AuOMAN .t.tttsstt. tfs ."
aUve carrier, or nswsbOy, DC
ssVv - iss . week
IN oKLAnOMA CITY
,ILAaONA City TiMEa t'ytpirE0 snl
DAILY OKLAHOMAS umofrirsit
vapsrs Q week delivered ny carrier lh
Oklahoma CITY and Ncin''l' l'
All vnsoliei,.d manuscript, lsust' so
s,oturss s~st 20 the TIMES 49, F""' a.
ttsn Of the owner Tho ohlFl"na lH
nshlas cempany syptrtsiv trIu'H'"f a.
responsibility for hsir safe custody
return
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krOcK ~HAIKSMEN

STOCK sAfrSNrN
An absolutely hlrh grads IN
dustrisi proposition 10 see u
demonstrated in our offtrs
Will c0nylnce you that W.
ha.s an Al DIVIDEND
MAKER now . en'ns cote
Csrn, Wa wsn' = few good
men.
THE HAMILTON NFu CO
tNi scott Thompson mas
toppo.it. T. ~ g. A.
Okiahoms CITY uklshnrs
Maple ,,0c
" Hours; 1896 p m.
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sALENMES
10 cell oil leases on ~ Indicate plsn.
Can she's YOU how 10 a. 100 q
wrcb. Others hre dolng A. can
m psrsou only first.cla.s men
apply
az SOUTHWEST NATIONAL
HANh hLDG,
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,NtsrIu. A. Hr .I' o. toy u,,f N.
20 s. N'."I q 60. f..shI
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WASTED-Tsn s.l-smen TO ssll retail
grocery trade In Iowa. inlnois Kansas
Missouri and oklahoma stspls food prod
vets package iins siys full particulars
shout yourself In first letter experience
In this line IL not essential wsnt men
Who ran make good Address, A \, OKLA
homar,
wASTEp-salesmsn for every couh'y IA
the stat. b-,t asbestos fiber root paint
sold anywhere good rommission. no col
isct,rr zee samples and you viii know
you tan cell Il. pays welt ip. okla
Human
The Oklahoma City times. [volume] (Oklahoma City, Okla.) 1908-1984, 1920-02-14

vs. hrrIp. u~,uffuau Rth tlsAtf,aI tt
IHH,H. capable ~ directing home
IH mutton uIHtYIts Most ~. I
tIr IHI tHi .tfraart Coll lu lsifan
.l0rf Hlfaiora hl'sl. 80 . M
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LADY employed desires tusm In private
hone Ny zen ~ siIh home p'l'lIeKss
not over ~ weak Wft uklahumAu
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riw,I. nELr WANTED

lri.uP young ladies wanted Tor 'sie.
p.4nr operators. experience uuh'trr
s4rF We ray you ~lulo learning. Alpi1
l,a.id .Id r.,n,er hljg.
vi viii prepare tNo ladies' for plcssant
community WVtk every Two weeks. posi
tpu. pay 4ns tise pei month or more and
permanent Apply only In wfifinS, stains
az. anu ptcvIlus experience. Success Cluh.
en- flour. on E,cnNtse BIDS, uslshoms
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WANTED Modern. unflfrishei apatt.
ment bnrth~ eri preferred by ~ ,his
parry without children Walnut itot
ifpui 80 IN fnap m
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WANTED Modern s%'espins feom M uf'.
NHte family, by snpini - fouplg pfI
f'r close in 50 ubiAhoman
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CRY rsi estate man wants 10 fsui ~
frs ~ dtst room ~ OkiahuWan
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REGISTERED pharmacist wants position
long sttefisnea sober ean 90 TO WORK
at once salary 80 per week, Address. v.
n Dallas. Con. Delivery. Oklahoma Guy
wAkTkD-Hy capable young man. posi-
ton ~ collector. Can give best Of ref.
efsrcss Asa, uhishotnsn
NASTEp-By starter and ignition man,
location with good battery compsny
rii rcHt space or work. A-10, oklshomsn,
WANTED Position by man 70 years old
office of clerical work reference fnrn-
ishrd. Fhons Maple tti-J
WANTED Experienced offiee man de-
strcs position with company offering =
future. Available ibth. Am accountant
4. ". walnut i10t
POSITION wanted ~ young man, ~, With
chance for Advancement. Call walnut
spas
wASTED-rpsition by reiishls cook. no.
tsl, usnp ~ restaurant. now employed,
ds,irs . change. Address Pa. Okla
h1mNn.
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WANT Al RArEe
,TfME0

UvECTiyE OCT. 10. 1919
N Vopk DAY classified ADVERTISING runs
~ parss ~ one pfics SUNDAY Nhla
,Aa one Issue same rats - me wv
Per prr Per
word. lino week
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IS 1sIUl0 Experienced bagks srrr 49,.
fIU I... ipr.uf Go
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1920-01-01
CANS FRUITS IN COLD WATER
French Experimenter Declares He Has
Had Great Success in PreserV-
ing Them That Way

Food is spoiled by the action OF
numerous fungi and bacteria and il
is preserved by destroying the organ
isms by salt, sugar, alcohol, or other
antiseptic, or by retarding microbe
growth by cold or exclusion of air. A
French experimenter. Gabriel Ber-
trand, reports considerable success in
canning fruits in cold water, which
keeps out the air. Cherries, red and
white currants, raspberries. pluns,
and whole and chopped apricots were
thoroughly washed, placed in A ordi-
nary fruit jars, and covered with water
some of it direct from the tap. some
of it boiled, and some OF it distilled.
Every bubble of air being removed, the
jars were sealed air tigh- by strong
rubber bands. Slight alcoholic fer
mentation appeared in some jars in
few days. and in some others during
the following weeks OF summer and
autumn. but II of the - jars showed
90 change at the end of 10 or II
months. No jars showed Tactic or pu-
trefactive fermentation. Distilled wa
ter gave best results. chopped apricOts
kept better than whole ones; and it
was concluded that the fruit acids ex-
tracted in the water by Osmosis may
have aided somewhat in resisting germ
action.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1920-01-01
FRANCE OUR SOLDIERS KNEW
ProdiaaIity Astonished Shopkeepers,
but They Turned IL to
Good Use.

When we first arrived in France the
currency seemed more like soap wrap
pers or cigar coupons than real, hon
est-to- goodness money. We blew it,
burnt it, threw it away. The French,
with whom economy is almost vice,
stood around aghast for a while, then
started gathering it in. They reasoned
that only miIlionaires would be so ex-
travagant, and raised their prices &C
cordingly: After a time the money
became very real to US, but by then
the damage was done. We had sowed
the wind and we stayed to reap tor
nadO. The buck private casual paid
the same prices as the colonel, just be-
cause he was an American. The
money that one Of US dropped in
France has founded the fortune Of
some future bourgeois dynasty. Today
Paris is crowded with nouveaux
riches OF the war.
don't think any of US who have
the power of reasoning blame the
French individually for exploiting us.
We deserved It in most cases. But
what is a very real grievance is that
we felt that nothing was ever done
by the powers that be to stop it. If
you don't take the doughboys' word
for It ask your peace conference rep
resentative. He got stung, too. The
French are not noted for being far
sighted financially. They are accus-
toned TO dealing in hundreds of francs
and not In thousands, and they lost
their heads. A bird in the hand is
worth whole flocks in the bush, or any
potential f1Ocks which might be
Matched into being with a little care.
The French read our psychology Alright
in the first place, but they didn't play
the game far enough. If they had
there is a great possibility that they
would be the richer by billions instead
of millions, in the shape Of a Cancelled
war debt-D. NJ. Walker, in Leslie's
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what if they I'D ride

SINE company. What if they DID ride
together? What"
'aThey rode together? Alone?"
''They had their horses along" said
the doctor, whose Impotence had
made way for sarcasm.
you are mocking me. In this hour
of shame you are making jests. Call
Irene''
The girl was summoned Her fine
face had lost some of its BROWNIES,
and the eyes seemed deeper and
slower, but she was still a vision OF
grace and beauty as she stood in re-
Spouse TO their call. framed in the
curtains of an archway. Her quick
sense caught the tense atmosphere,
and she came forward with parted
lips and extended fingers.
'Yes?" she said. What is wrongi
Can I help?"
Your father has confessed" said
Mrs. Hardy. trying hard to speak with
judicial calm. Now tell US about
your relations with this young Eden,
this COW puncher. Let US know the
worst"
Irene's eyes few from her mother
10 her IdInSE anu N-0@
caught something that restored their
calm.
There was no worst" she said
with a ripple of laughter, but there
was a good deal of best. Shall l tell
you the best?"
Irene" said her mother severely,
did you permit that young man to
make love TO you?"
81 did not give him permission, II
that answers you, because he didn't
ask it"
Mrs. Hardy had risen. Andrew.
you hear that? She cOnfesses. It's
dreadful! Horrible! What will ev-
erybOdy say?"
mo worse than you have said, III
be bound" put in the doctor.
Eyes, take her part. What care you
for the family manner"
81 have a right to speak for the
family name,'' said the doctor firmly.
1T was mine before it was yours. 1
cannot see that the family name has
been compromised in the slightest de-
gree. This is Irene's first adventure.
It will pass away. And even if 1T does
not-he is manly boy"
Mrs. Hardy surveyed her husband
hopelessly, then turned to Irene.
''Have you made any promises?"
'Only that I wouldn't make any
promises until he had his chance. That
seemed fair"
81 suppose you are receiving letters
| from him?"
NO"
why doesn't he writer
For the first time Irene's eyes fell
and the color mounted richer in her
cheeks. She had TO confess now, not
for herself but for him.
He can't write" she said.
"Merciful heavens 20 exclaimed Mrs.
Hardy, collapsing into a chair. . d..
Andrew, bring me a stimulant."
CTO BE CONTINUED0
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BEATING the Train

'eNow, Thomas said the foreman Of
the construction gang to a green hand
who had just been put on the job,
keep your eyes open. When you see
q train coming throw down your tools
and jump OF the track. Run like
blazes T." "Sure 7" said Thomas, and
began to swing his pick. In a few
minutes the Empire State Express
came whirling along. Thomas threw
down his pick and started up the track
ahead Of the train as fast as he could.
The train overlook him and tossed him
into ditch. Badly shaken up, he was
taken to the hospital, where the fore
man visited him. EYou blitherinS
idiot ]" said the foreman, didn't tell
you to take care and get out OF the
way7 Why didn't you run up the side
of the hiII?' up the soide OF the hill
is it, sor?'' said Thomas through the
bandages on his face. up the soide
Of the hill? By the powers, can't
bate it on the level, let alone runniD'
ND hill"
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1920-01-01
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER.

Constipation invites other troubles
which come speedily unless quickly
checked and overcome by Green's
August Flower which is a gentle Iaxa-
tive, regulates digestion both in
stomach and intestines, cleans and
sweetens the stomach and alimentary
canal, stimulates the liver to secrete
the bile and impurities from the blood.
It is sovereign remedy used in many
thousands of households all over the
civilized world for more than half a
century by those who have suffered
with indigestion, nervous dyspepsia.
sluggish liver, coming up of food, pal
pitation, constipation and other in
testinaI troubles. Sold by druggists
and dealers everywhere. Try a bottle,
take no substitute.-Adv.
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SWAMP-ROOT FOR
KIDNEY AILMENTS

There is only one medicine that really
stands out pre-eminent as medicine for
durable ailments of the kidneys, liver and
bladder.
DR.. Kilmer's Swamp-Root stands the
highest for the reason that it has proven
to be just the remedy needed IN thousands
upon thousands of distressing cases.
Swamp-Root makes friends quickly be-
cause its mild and immediate effect Is soon
realized in most cases. It Is . gentle,
healing vegetable compound
Start treatment at once. Sold at all
drug stores IN bottles of two sizes. medi-
um and large.
However, if you wish first to test thu
great preparation send ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, n. z, for q
sample bottle. When writing be sure and
mention this paper.-AdY.
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were back among the street lights be-
fore they knew.
"Oh, almost forgot" Bert said. as
they parted, as though she really had
forgotten ST was at a reception to-
day when a beautiful woman asked
for yOu-asked me if 1 had ever heard
of Mr.. David Eden"
What. Dave Eden, the million
aire? l said Everybody knows him.
He's the beau of the town, or could
be if he wanted to- Oh. 1 gave you
a good name, Dave"
Thanks, Bert. That was decent.
VINO was she?''
"She said her name was Irene
Hardy"
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For 200 years GOLD MEDAL. Haar-
lem Oil has enabled suffering human
ity to Withstand attacks of kidney,
liver, bladder and stomach troubles
and all diseases connected with the
urinary organs, and to build up and
restore to health organs weakened BY
disease. These most important organs
must be watched, because they hitter
and purify the blood; unless they 90
their work you are doomed.
WEAKNESS, sleeplessness, nervous
ness, dependency, backache, stomach
trouble, pains in the loins and lower
abdomen, gravel, rheumatism. sciahca
and lumbago all warn you of trouble
with your Kidney GOLD MEDAL
HaarIem Oil Capsules are the remedy
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SAFE, GENTLE REMEDY
BRINGS SURE RELIEF

you need. Take three or four every day.
The healing oil soaks into the cells and
lining of the kidneys and drives OUT
the poisonS New life and health VIII
surely follow. When your normal vigoE
has been restored continue treatmeat
for q while to keep yourself in e0ndi-
ton and prevent a return Of the dis
ease.
Don't wait until you are incapable oe
fighting. Start taking GOLD MEDAL
Haarlem Oil Capsules today. Your
druggist viii cheerfully refund your
money If you are not satisfied with
results. But be sure to get the original
imported GOLD MEDAL snd accept no
substitutes. In three sizes. Sealed
packages. at al drug stores.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1920-01-01
sscoidIn fhaHead,'

IS an acute attack Of Nasal CatarTh. Per
sons who are subject to frequent colds
in the head will find that the use OF
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE VIII
build up the System, cleanse the Blood
and render them less liable to colds.
Repeated attacks of Acute CatarTh may
lead to Chronic Catarrh
HALLS CATARRH MEDICINE Is tax
en- internally and acts through the Blood
on the Mucous Surfaces OF the System
All Druggists 75c. Testimonials free.
$4,000 for any case of catarTh that
3. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1920-01-01
First safeu BICYCLES.

The first of the 6afety bicycles was
put on the market In 1880. In this the
high front wheel was reduced and the
rear wheel was about two-thirds the
height Of the front one. The machines
with wheels Of the same size appeared
In 1885. Bicycling began to be popular
about 1891, and the "craze" reached
its height about 1895. when wheels
had become low enough in price to be
within the means Of the multitude.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1920-01-01

The Eskimos living within the limits
Of Canada number 1926, of whom ], LOST
live in Baffin Land, the large arctic
island north of Hudson bay and sepa-
rated from Greenland by Baffln bay.
On the mainland there are 200, princi-
pally in the territory adjacent to Hud-
son bay.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1920-01-01
Why So Slow?

eff we walk back again, Hughie, !
think there's another bottle some
where in the house"
''Man, SandieI Can we no run
Bnghty, London.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1920-01-01

It is rather discouraging when the
head of the family attempts to be
bright and even facetious at the break
fast table and attempts a few dance
steps as showing a CHEEKY mind to be
told that his new chimpanzee glands
seems to be taking hold well-Grand
Rapids Press.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1920-01-01
United states in Second place.

The United States has now moved
up from third to second place in the
list Of coal exporting countries of the
world and British newspaper opinion
seems to contemplate Americas be
coming the worlds permanent chief
coal exporter.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1920-01-01
MeIba,s Great Realm

Queeu Victoria OF England once kiss
ed Nine. MeIba, the famous opera
singer. on both cheeks and told her:
My dear, you are the queen of your
realm, as l am of mine; only yours is
the greater.''-BostOn Post.
The Hays free press. [volume] (Hays, Kan.) 1908-1924, 1920-01-01

The prices Of cotton and linen have
been doubled by the war. Lengthen
their service by using Red Cross Ball
Blue In the laundry. All grocers. &c.
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Naturally.

How was this clever forgery
written?' 81 guess it was done with
q steal pen"
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Too Many Interruptions.
Orator--It'S no use talking any fur
Their; every time 1 open ny mouth a
silly fool speaks!
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cutIeura for PImpIy Faces.

To remove pimples and blaekhead9
smear them with Cuticura Ointment.
Wash on In five minutes with Cuti-
cura Soap and hot water. Once clear
keep your skin clear by using them fOx
daily toilet purposes. Don't fan 20 tns
clude Cuticura Talcum.-AdV.
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No woman who is true TO her sex
ever buttons anything she can pin.
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Bio Profit in VuIcaniziDg

Come to our city, where you can see all
other makes of vulcanizers, hear their sys-
tenn, then come to our school and hear ourz
We guarantee to make hTst-clsss vulcan
izer out OF you in ten days and pay you
81 day expense money II you buy, because
sell the work you do Anderson Steam
VuIcznizer Co, 23o7A Grand Ave, Kansas
City, No Call or write for literature
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Pitchers.

Small Brother-Mr. Jaggs. are you
q baseball player?
Caller-No, Willie.
Small Brother-Then why did Sis
tell ma you were such a good catch9
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The man with a swelled head usual
" wears q small hat.
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Imnortant TO Raothsra
A MISUNDERSTANDING

my back is TO the WALL
''When you scratch It don't mar the
wallpaper"
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Eskimos in Canada.

AIRPLANE GLUE-MENDs ANYTHING but
Aircraft Co. SIT Mason Bldg. Houston. Tex
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Maybe.

Love thy neighbor."
Eyes, and maybe he viii get Close
enough for you to hit him."
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One Never Gets Any Credit.

Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio.