The Lake County times. [volume] (Hammond, Ind.) 1906-1933, 1920-01-28

follows glance the page Of New York daily
lying on the editorial desk There less than Il
items the page covering range Investigation
OF burglary to inquiries into sundry and divers subjects
relating to partisan politics war medal decorations.
trolley service. etc
What a tremendous waste OF time and talent goes
on from day TO dag in large city How many scores
of stenographers daily employed taking notes for
investigators and reormers taking dication up
lift addresses be delivered before handful Of club
members or at business luncheon, the same
nimbie fingers might be employed with making house
dress or fashoning some other article Of woman APP
/ parel?
What would the same persons meu women ana
sirlsbe doing if the little happenings
in the offices did absorb their
fave they regular occupation. is it because Of
their chronic ideness that they have much time
devote to other peoples the poet speak
the truth when he declared Satan work idle
hands do? And is this the explanation for
iyities of parlor Boshevtss who in make
our lawmakers and courts?
GERMAN PRoPAGA NDIsrs are publishing a book
10 prove W Hohenzolerns humaneness. If the dispos
ition the kaiser such a serious
ter this might properly be regarded the prize Joke
book of the decade.
MRS. HETTY GREEN 5 son has surrouned his $40
600 stock of liquor with burglar alarms be
heard more than mile How long will it be
before thieves break through. get away with
out sound being heard?
EPIDEMICs of minor. ailments have ceased since
federal agents began Selling whskey prescriptions
pharmacies. SO the old Hush little drug
don't YOU CRY, You'll be little barroom by by
wrong after all eh?
WITH CHRISTMAS distaneed nearly a month now
and Santa Claus growing less and less Of hero day
by day.t necessary go the method
of preserving order and discipline in the home.
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NO. GERALDINE, money won't buy love, but
it will buy YOU husband and diyorce-which Is
about al some people out Of the average
love match" anyhow
We HADN'T NOTICED the name Of the person
who invented this device by which people can
talk a telephone line but Wen bet it
woman.
a CALIFORNIA court has refused TO permit the
jurors sample the evidence in whishey Ger
tainy reaotonary attitude when efforts being
made to make jury service attractive
KARL RADEK says that Russia can use all the
radicals the United States deport But until
Karl takes look at of them.
WHEN A presidential candidate throws his hat in
to the ring it is that he longer considers
big enough for his head
IT IS DEFINITELY announced that the hip poe
ket viii retain its time-honored size. But what's the
use?
THE PROCESSES of evolution go on and now we
suppose shall develop a type OF who either
drink stay upstairs.
NOW THAT BOOK BEER signs are prohibited how
is the old tippler to know when spring has come?
MOST OF the folks who fall prey to the PRESIDENT
ial bee ultimately realize that they have been stung
1T is REPCTED the Russian Soyiets may turn back
all three of radicals deported b. United
1T IS reported the Russian soviets may turn back
to the United States
AN indication that the has set in again is seen
in the arrival of 5000 immigrants in one day.