davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
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ADMIRAL EVANS IS
 FLOATED

SEATTLE, Marcn 22- The stea'n- CT .Aunlrdl Evans Was IIoaIed aL = COCK JnIS molning and proceeded uh- damaged. DGIore gioundiAg laSC H. day inOlHAg .ne E,i.nS rainned tne lunK tug C..y oI Luna. 1None aboard tlle IanK tug Were mJured.
 Yesterday the officials of the steamship company recelVed woid that the Admual Evans was down by the nose m the mud and with two tides Lae Steamer was not able 10 float. Freight was taken from t!'e ward part of the steamer and vixen the high tide came this morning the steamer pulled herself off the mud bank.
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WOULD PREVENT UNDEolRA8LES FROM
 BEING CITIZENS 5

NEW YORK, March 22- A plan to prevent undesn ables foreigners rom obCaining citizenship by investi- gating applicarlons through voluntary committees was urged m statement issued by the American Security League. The plan was evolved and will be headed by committee head ed by former President William fl. Taft, Alton B. Parker and former Senator George Sutherland of Utah.
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BERLIN, March % The Min Stry of Defense says the Sparticans md communists are gaining in the Vuhr mining district and have captured several towns. The Spartican almy has forced the two crack government regiments to retire to Weisel fortress. Heavy losses are reported on both sides. It is estimated that 30,000 old shock soldiers are in the Spartican army in the Ruhr district.
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SIMS TESTlFlES AGAIN

WASHINGTON, March 22- Ad- mlrai sims resumed hls tesulmony agaln .ouay beIole the oenaVe com mlJ,ee. Ile leSvlI4eu that AuInlrai peh- son wno was IormeIly cnIel oI naval operalons, Loid SlmS he would noI leU the Brush pun the WOOL over h.s eyes" We must tighC them as wet as lne GermanS," oInlS Said Benson to.d him.
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RADICALS
 IN THE A. |.

INDIANAPOLIS, March 22- Ar. thar Woods, Chairman of the Nation al Americanization Committee, deciar- es that Radicals are trying to obtai'i control of the membership of the Am crican Legion in an effort to learn what action the former service mems organization takes against them and their policies.
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SWEDISH RED CROSS
 WILL HELP POLAND

STOCKHOLM, March 16- The Swedish Red Cross will send to Po- land hospital of 100 beds with a staff of physicians and nurses to aid in the national fight against the cpi- demic in Eastern Europe.
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SYDNEY, Australia, March 22.'

SYDNEY, Australia, March " The hulk of the German raidirg Cruiser Emden in the Cocos Islands in the Indian Ocean is reported to have been demolished by the surf. The Elm den was beached after being defeated by the Australian cruiser Sydney in November, 1914. Some of the Emden's guns were salved by the authorities and one is a trophy in public place in Sydney.
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ASSYRIOLOGIST DEAD

LONDON, March 22- The death occurred recently of Father John Strassmaier, a well-known Jesuit. ard one of the most remarkable Assyriol- ogists in Europe.
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WOMEN MAGISTRATES
 NAMED FOR DUBLIN

DUBLIN. March 22- Lady Arnot' Lady Redmond, Lady Dockrell and Mss Pa,las have been appointed as the first women magistrates for County Dublin.
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LABOR HAS PLANNED
 STRIFE

WASHINGTON, March 22- Sam uel Gompers asserts Labor's nonpat- tlsan pontlcal activities will be direct ed agamst and amed particularly as the defeat of those candidates who a"e enemies of Labor.
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MARCHING
 ON REDS

STUTTGART, March % General Warner is concentrating the govern ment forces of 10000 men to ma 'ca against the Red army that took Essen. He will begin his campaign within tN" next four days.
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BERLIN. March 22- President Ebert has arrived from Stuttgart ant calls attention to the immense damage caused by the revolution and conSe- quent uprising. Ebert declares tho government has a determination to prosecute the guilt and will punish the leaders but will spare those who were forced into the movement or acted through ignorance.
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GOLD IN A WELL

ALSASH, Sask., March 22- Tho discovery of gold nuggets in shal- low well near here has caused grea. excitment. An analysis at Calgar.' proved the nuggets of good quality. The place where the gold was discov- cred is said to be ideal for placer min ing.
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CHURCH IN SEATTLE
 CATCHES FIRE DURING
 SERVICES BIG DAMAGES

SEATTLE, March 22- The Uni versity Congregational church caught fire last night during Christian En- dcavor services. The men at the meet ing helped rescue the furniture. The loss is estimated to be S7000.
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REFLOATED sUNKEN BOAT

QUEENSTOWN, March 22- The American steamer Lake Erie whi:h was sunk eight months ago at Pen a,th Road after leaving Cardiff. out ward bound. has been refloated. She has been lowed to Queenstown for re- pairs.
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APPROVE OF CRANE

WASHINGTON, March 22- The Senate Foreign Relations committe, has approved of the nomination Of Crane as minister to China.
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BERNE. March 22- A veritable reign of Bolsheviki terror is on at Liepsic and pillages and excesses of all kinds aye being participated in by the Radicals and peaceab'e citizens are being waylaid and robbed, also shot when they protest.
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EBERT NOW
 IN BERLIN

the revolution started and $50 have been killed in Berlin.
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PARIS. March % Eight thouS- and have been killed in Germany since
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1920-10-07
2 DZIALAINoSCI STOwARZYsZE.
MA MECHANIKow w PoLSCE.

Mielismy tuz spoSobno&t pisa6 Q
p~oiytecznej dzialalnoSci Stow. Me-
shauik6w VI Polsce. Stow. to W o
ststRiei potrzebie woiennej Gale sic
oddalo ma uslugi rzadu 1 obrons Oh
:zyzny. wiseei uieco o TEN szczego-
low ctrzymuiemy W specyaluej ko-
respondencyt p. A.. Gwiazdowskie-
20. ,preze5a Stowarzyssenia. ktory
ois,e nam Z warszawy pod data Sgo
rrzeSnia. co nastspuie:
CzoS6wka Stowarzyszenia Mechani-
k6w ma wojennym froncie.
SamoSh6d nasz wyiechai z, bieliz-
"a, chlehem, czekolada, jodyna, pa
pierosami, zapalkami / myd}em. Po-
stsnowiliSmy dctrzet do linii bojo-
wei JechaliSmy przez Jabionne,
Pultusk i Rozany do ostroieki. W
Pultusku powiedziano nam, re dy-
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2 D R OIT

w bardzo wielu rzecLach Poiacy
" Detroit swieca prykiadem innym
potsEim kolonlom / osadom W Anne
ryce. w handlu za3 / pr7emySie ME
dajeny wyscigaG sic zadnet osad2ie'
Otto ostauni dPwod:
w dniu 1890 wrzeania zorsanizoWa
ma zastala nova polsSa sp6fka wyroou
gun Acknowledgment pod nazwq Mi
chican Tire and Service CO. Organiza'
torem sp6hki Jest ob. ]. Jamrowicz,
kt6reyo tez akcyoaryusze wybrali
prczesem spGfki. S~ekretarzem l kas!e'
rom wybrauy zostai OBJ. Paradzinski
kierowrik Amerykahskiej Szko@y. L.
Rad wiccprezeSa sprawuje DR.. lhcha'
iewSki a DO dyrekcyi opr0cz powyz-'
szych weszli PIP. w. II. Par0wski ! j.
Katz.
Spolka cbejmuie W pnSiadanle caiy
intcres. prowadzony ~dotychrzas prze7
D. Jamrowicza, pod nazwQ ST. Auhin
Tire Repair Co, a opr0cz tego wyra-
biaG belzlc sumy 0~utomobilowe, ma
prdwiat bateryc / dawat oS6lna OBJ
sluge automobiliStom. u czasem zaiozy
sp6{kaotakzc' kilka fill, ably wszyscy
automObiliScl polScy moglt kupowa(
putSkiego wyrobu gumy.
- Dzielne many W Detroit POlki, to
~przyznaG muSi kazdy, jak prZyznaje re
wniea policyant Joseph Groen, kt0ry
Stoczy& z 10 Polkami Wake oncsdaJ "
n"cy, Sprawl sic miala TAX:
Policyant Grocn udai sic pod No. Of
Otis H., ably areSztowac nicjahcso ia
ma Suszylo .kt0reso gardO tax suszy'
10 sic, re snbie trochc podpii. Policyant
potrafil zaloayc SuSzylc kajdanki ma
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DIAL do Ojezyzny " interesie Stowa-
rzyszenia, a obecnie powrociwszy wy
gfasza cdczyty o swych W kraju STA
rym spostrzezeriach / wraleniach.
W}aSnie W ubiegly czwartek dat OBJ
A. sprawozdanie z dzialalnosci STOW.
Mechanlkow W Polsce, a sprawozda-
ME TO W formie odczytu - jest illu-
strowane p~rzezroczami nader inte-
%resujacemi. Zaznacza sic, IL odczy-
ty te-- So zupetnie bez j~akiejkolWiek
propaganda --'politycznej. cSy In
nej; prelegent ami slowem ME wspo-
mnia} o dywidendach, RE uzywai "a
dnych przynet zysku, ME zalecai Ia
dnych, navel chwilowych kompromi-
sow ze swiatem paska | ciemnoty.
Zgromadzeni sluchacSe okazali "a
dowolenie, gdy prelegent wykaSa
jak bezprzykladnie tanio, nabylo Sto-
warzyszenie Mechanlk6w olbrzymiej
wartoSci farbyki, kopalnie, cegielnie'
lasy, majatki ziemskie, domy l no.
tele, oraz gdy opowiadal jak Wyku-
piono warsztaty piracy 2 rak obcycn
wyzyskiwaczy, ably Polsce Siuzyfy'
gdy mowil, jak caiy zesp6i stoWa-
rzyszenia zglosil sic W chwili grozOy
bolszewickiego natazdu pod sztands-
ry narodowe, gdy wspomniai o pia-
mach majora Dobruckiego, sciagnle-
cia jaknajwiekszej ilosci funduszoW
| robotnikow uswiadomionych z A
meryki, ably odbudowac niepodies-
lose ekonomiczna Polski.
Pierwszy odc1yt OBJ. A. odbya sic
W sail parku Puiaskieso onesda'
wieczorsm, a ~nastepny odoyi sic
wczoraj W teatrFe Union ma Io"n
of Lake, PREY Ashland av', oliske ~
ulicy. Dalsze odczyty l sEczesoV po-
dane beds W oglosSeniach.
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Z NASzECO RUCHU KOOPERATYWNECO.

wizya syberyjska jest be- bielizny
/ chleba, ale naleiy jechac przez Ma
k6w i Przasuysz do Chorzel.
w Puitusku wpadlismy ma cieka-
Wy obrazek: - zandarm prowadzil
miejscowego lydia, przebranego "a
kobiete.
Ma srodku rynku pokazywano nam
gr6b lydia, dowodzcy bolszewickiego,
kt6rego pochowano Z nadzwyczajny-
mi bonorami: = trumne nieSli ko-
muniSci lydowscy, a wieko polscy,
WHOLESOME gorace mowy, a ma "a
k~onczenie udeptano ziemie'
Bosonodzy m~ilicyanci i obywate-
lie W Ro1anach opowiadali, ae' pier
wszego bolszewika miejscowi iydzi
spotkali z wielka owacya, wszyscy
poprzypinali czerwcne kokardki i ma
wstspie zaraz oddali W rece czerwo-
mel armii II ~obywateli. Pc plomien-
mem przemowieniu komisarza, ME
wiadomo skadziawili sic poborowi
zydzi polscy / gremialnie wstapili 90
czerwonej armii. Pc odwrocie boil
szewfkow wszystko to odeszlo z nj
mi, ale W "a godzin wrocilo. Mill
eva aresztowaia ich W liczoie ~ j
odeslala do Przasnysza.
Kilka wiorstw cd Chorzel spot
kalismy pierwszego trupa W rowie'
Byi MIN bolszewik W mundurze pol
skim, ugodzony kula W piersi. Swie-
Ia kaluza krwi z ust I oczy zwroco-
ne w strone Warszawy. o pol wior-
sty znalezlismy 4 trupy naszych sot-
merry W samei bieliznie z pieczatEa
K. o. l.. o. G.. l.. Bielizna nova
nieprana widocznie ochotpicy.
Pierwszy mial nos wtloczony kolba'
przecieta gIowa i twarz. o kilka kro-
kow drugi, znowu nagi, giowa pre-
cieta tax okropnie, re m6zg zupei-
ME wyleciai. trzeciemu przecietV
kosG pacierzowa, czwarty miai roy
piatana glowa ma kilka czesci. Me
byli to polegli podczas szarzy ken
nicy, 1ecz pomordowanl W spos6b o.
hydny przez kozak6w jehcy.
W C~horzelach prowadZa mas ma
cmentarz. Lezy tam obok siebie 437ch
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rece, ale zanim zdazy} go wyprowadzlc
q domu, zbiegto sic 10 Polek, ktore ME
chcialy pozwollc na aresztowanle SUI
szyty, vice zaczety walczyc z policy"
anteIn.
Walka trwaIa nledlugo, n rezultat
byI TAXI, re p~olicyant stracii sw6J
odznak, czapke. marynarke, a nawet
czeSc ,niewymownych", kt0re Polk
targaly W kawatki.
Gdy pnliCyant szamotat sic z kobe
tamil. Suszy}o umknai mu ma PRONE
Lofty W lei okolicy. lego tylkO widocz'
mic czekai %policyapt, ably wtdostac sic
Z rak kobict. czego dokona ws5y, z'a-;
pal uciekinicra i zaprOwadzi{ ma STA
eye policyjna.
Ale mimo to przyznaje Grocn, re
Polki walcza jak tygrySice i &c PolsIa
nlgdy lie bedzle/ b0lszewicka, DO gdy
mezczyzni ME &dzq rady bolszewlkom
to kobiety z/cala pcwnoscia 2 walk
wyjdq zwycieskO.
- AlbertOwi KWiatiowskiemu j Fe.
liksowi Siotwi6skiemu, Z~amiesZkafym
pnr. II Dorothy, pc wypiciu troche -
twardego, zaczeio sic wydawac wszy-
stko W innem swietle. RozpocZrii oni
Sp6r ma tie ~politycznem. Dyskusya do
szla do punktu kulminacyjnego. gdy
jeden drugiego naval ,,bolszcwikiem".
Me mogli sic oprzec pokuSie. azeby
poprzec swpje wywody czyncm, vice
wzieli sic "a barry, a tn policya cap /
wsadzila ich do kozy. ZoStali oni wypu-
szczeni ma wolnosc po z~aplaceriiu %
dolarow kary kazdy.
- POdezas gdy p. Zainkowsey, zam'
pnr. go Norwalk ul., przygOtcwywall
sic ma p~rzejaldhke s~anfochOdem, oneS-
daj O godzinie u 80 Pc poludniu, PREY
byl jakis mlody oziowiek LEGACY okofo
&c lat / zapytal Sic, czy byl obecny W
domu jeden 2 sublokator0w, i'm. Lu-
dwik Maronowski. Ma przeczQcq odpo-
wiedz oddalii sic, a PIP. Zainkowscy Cd
jechali W strone miasba, ME zostawia'
JAG nikogo W domu.
Jakiez bylo ich rozczarowanie, kiedy
przyjechawszy z powrotem do domu z
zabawy, zaStali wszystko powywracane
kuferek otwarty, w~artoSciowe rzeczy z
niego skradzione. Zawiadomili oni "a
raz policye, dajac d0kladny rysopis
owego ~nieznanego. P0licya zaraz po-
czela robit poszukiwania. Jakims zbie-
giem okolicznoSci dwaj detektywi, Will
liam Berge | Joe Rustoni, kt6rzy znJ-
dowall sic we Free Poland" kine1na-
tografie, nlej wiecej o godz. s PIP. "a
uwaSyli, re p~odCbizna jednego z widow
zSadza}a sic z rysopisem podanym
przez Zalnkowsklch. Aresztowali wiec
podejrzanego | odprowadzili nj stacye
~pollcyjna, gdzie po szczeg0fowem ere
widowaniu znalezli przy MIN zboty ze-
garek, w}aSnoSG Ludwika MarnOw--
skiego, s%ublokatora z pod wyzej wy
~mienionego adresu.
Po Scislem przcprowadzcniu docho--
dzeG, okazaio sic, re Zabraf on Jano-
wi Dazgowi 90 dolar6w got6wkQ Lu-
dwikowi Marunowskiomu $3.50 Sot6w-
ka | zegareli, wartoSci l. dolar6w !;
PIP. Zainkowskim zeSarck warto-
Sci II dolar6w, zfoty laGcuszek wart.
) dolar0w i broSzke "a 3 dolary. Wa
sylowi SobkowiczVwi 900 dolar6w go
t6wka, zcsarek / faiicltSzck zluty war
toSci 30 dol. Wypuszczony on zoStai 20
~zfozcmiu $1,000 kauryi 2 pcrcka dw0ch
oSGh. ably sic ,,zechcial" slavic pred
sedziego KofUwicza.
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DO CZYTELNTKoW .,DZ1EN.
NIKA CHICAGOSKIEGO"
w ARNOLD. PA.

Rodacy, chcccie czytac do
bra katolicka codzienna ga
zete, idzcie ma 18th ave-, pod nu-
MET 1919. Pod tym numerem 0,
tworzona zostala agencya Dzien,
nika Chicagoskiego, kt6ra pro-
wadzi p. FIR. Taradejna.
Administracya
,,Dzicnnika Chicagoskiego.>
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o rekach spracowanyeh, nogach Rad
ko obutych, bohaterow z roll j IA
bryk, pomordowanych W spos6b tax
bestyalsko okrutny, 70 kto rag to
widziai nigdy tego obrazu ME "a
Ipomni.
Tysiac naszych bronilo szosy i try
malo oSm tysiecy Observation-Disclosures
kiej kawaleryi cd 3 rano do 8 VIE
cor. Kiedy nareszcie bolszewicy
zrozumieli, re maja do czynieuia 2
mafa liczbs, runeli ma haszych 2 o.
krzyktem: - ,,Poddawajties towari-
szczy, - wsio rowuo. ME ujdiotle'.
Kilkudziesieciu poddaio sic, wypro-
wadzono ich pod cmentarz, kazano
rozebra6 sic, a nastepnie kozacy
wskocsyli ma kouie l aaczeli rabae
szablami. Jeden zastawil sic reke,
/ przerabano mu ia / rozplatano pier
81. Drugi obwiazal chustka ranna no
&c - rozpiatano mu kregosiup | pre-
cieto noge powyzej kostki, innemu
znowu odrabano palce. Okoliczni
wiesniacy ~wzdychaja 1 lamentuja, o.
powiadaia, jak kobiety uratowaly XII
ku rannych zo,nierzy, oddajac "a ich
avcie qarnki smtetany | hochenki
chleba.
Bolszewikami dowcdza gruzin, a.
taman Cal. Polegli nalezeli do 1o1
puIku syberytskiego. Bolszewicy
przedarli sic do Prus, poniewat re-
zerwy nasze opoSnily sic o kilka go
dim.
Rozdalismy prSywierlone Eapasy
| 7olnierzom syberysjkiego puiku, ze-
bralismy DO drcdze maszynowe re-
czne karabiny I mase naboi 1 ruszy-
lismy W strone Warszawy.
Rezultaty ostatnich walk: - 1o0,-
900 bolszewikow W niewoli polsktej.
10 1000 zabitych l rannych 1 So,ovV
rozbrojonych W Prusach.
! A jednak ME Jest to koniec wotny
polsko-rosytskej. Ku granieom ma
Sym ciagna puiki s~yberyjskie -
przeciwko MIN stana p~rzemeczone,
ale pelne entuzyazmu szeregi Zwycie-
zkie naszet armii.
A. Gwtazdowsld.
Ola objasnienia dodajemy, Il ko-
operatywa stowarzyszenia Mechani-
k6w Polskich, jest politycznie bez-
p~artyjna zupelnie. Pc dwoch ME
speina latach liczy ona dis $4,000
czlonkow swiadomych swego czynu.
lepszego ULTRA: zakupuje W Polsce
cN;ielnie, warsztaty mechaniczne,
fabryki zelazne, grunta ma swoje ko-
Ionic, ma szkole techniczno-rzemie-
! slnicza, budynki ola blur. otwiera
bank / pracuje be- wytchnienia da-
lei dla dobra Kraju. Siyszy JUL o
tenn Polska / zwraca oczy ku nam
i VIOLA: ,,Wracajcie do mas z "a o.
ceanu. Bedziemy razem ~pracowali
leczyli Polske Z niewoli l przygne-
bienia. Waszego ducha przedsieoior-
czoSci. rozmilowanla W piracy VOL
noSci ~ brak". Rzetelna inicyatywa
wytrwaia praca Stow. Mechani--
low polskich W zakresie wytworczo-
sci, zaspakajajacej istotne potrzeV
spoleczenstwa, znalazia d1isiaj wien
kie / szerokie poparcie / tn ma ziemi
| Washiugtopa i tam IA naszych zie-
mach Ojczystych.
=:
Tymi duiami przybyl do Chicago
OBJ. II. Anielevski. wyslsunik Stowa-
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Tymi duiami przybyl do Chicago
OBJ. II. Anielewski. wyslsnnik Stowa-
~rzyszenia Mechanikow., ktory wyjez-
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poWierZchoWnoSc

die potrzeba nowego ostrza.
Gilletty ME masz potrzeby o.
trzye lub gladzic. Wkiadasz tylko
plytke do iej przytrzymywacza !
golisz sie.
Jezeli nigdy ME doswiadczales
milego i gladkiego golenia sic
brzytwa Gillette, ktora sic cieszy
20, 600, 900 ludzi postaraj sic o mia
dis cd jednego re swojich kupcow.
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ABSOLUTNE bezpieczenstwo
n GiIletty apeluje mocno do
ludzi, kt6rzy So wybredni co do os-
obistej powierzchownosci
Twarde, dobrze opatrzone ostrze,
latwo ugoli najtwardsza brode i
pozostawi skore czysta i jasny
zdrowy kolor. Kazda podwojna
krawedz sprawl. re bedziesz pick
ME ugolony wiele dni zanim zaj-
Imperial Valley press., 1920-10-30
THE LITTLE RED GOD

Here's little red song to the god of
CUTS,
Who dwells in palaces. brothels, huts;
The little Red God with the craw of
grit;
The god who never learned how to
quit;
He is neither a fool with frozen
smile,
Or sad old toad in a cask of bile;
lie can dance with a shoe-nai in his
heel
ana never sign of his pain reveal; ,
He can hold a mob with an empty gun
And turn tragedy into fun;
Kill man in d flash, d breath,
j Or snatch d friend from the claws of
death;
Swallow the pill of assured defeat
And plan attack in his slow retreat;
Spin the wheel till the numbers rance,
And bite his thumb at the god of
Chance;
Drink straight water with whisky.
soaks,
Or call for liquor with temperance
folks;
fearless stand at the craven stone,
Yet weep in the silence Of night,
alone;
4 Worship sweet, white virgins glove
! or teach "A courtesan how 10 love;
Dare the dullness of iireside bliss,
Or stake his soul for wanton's kiss
Blind his soul to woman's eyes
When she says she loves and he
he knows she lies;
Shovel dung in the city mart
/ To earn crust for his chosen art;
Build whore the builders all have
failed,
And sail the seas that no man has
sailed;
Run a tunnel OF dam stream,
Or damn the men who financed the
dream;
Tell pal what his work is worth,
Though he lost his last best friend on
earth;
Lend the critical monkey-elf
A razor-hOping he'll Kill himself;
Wear the garments lie likes to wear,
Never dreaming that people stare;
Imperial Valley press., 1920-10-30
FIRST AID TO THE LONELY

(From the Bridgewater, S. b. Herald)
] wis hto express my appreciation
and gratitude to the numerous kindly
disposed ladies who were with me at
a time during the late absence of my
wife. You were wonderful help to a
man in his hours of loneliness. | am
expecting That my wife will be away
again in the future. Be assured that |
entertain happy recollections of your
visit also liked the lunch. S. r..
bought.
7. 81 will deliver wearing apparel
any time after office hours.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-10-30
THE REMoRsE OF RAMONA
A Tale of Two Women In Three Parts
BY DR.. F. P. Brockett


BY DR.. F. P. Brockett
SCENE /
The old girl lay in her dilapidate6
bunk on the third floor of the Al
lodging house. She was near deaths
door, IN fact she was next door. Hel
breathing was q wheeZe-She was that
near gone. One could see by her chisel
ike ylsage that she had been educat.
ed. Not wrinkle creased her dissi
pated features; only by her CLASSY
eyes could one tell that she had SHIN.
m1ed jelly like over the floor of time.
The room was as bare as the old
girls life had been dark. A crust of
bread leaned lazily against an empty
glass streaked with the remnants of a
month old content of milk On the floor
there was nothing but crunched ciga-
rette snipes making a carpt of rich
Turkish mixture. Outside all was
quiet but for the occasional passing Of
the patrol wagon.
SCENE II.
Suddenly, whistling When the Sun
Sets in Old Town" the daughter
pounded into the death chamber. She
would have slammed the door, but
there was none. The sufferer wheezed
a sigh of relief. She had evidently eX-
pected the newcomer Propping her
self upon sharp elbow, she spoke in
a hard cider whisper.
Kate, l gotta tell you all-the Sc
cret of my life. Pm about to make my
eight o'clock" With scrawny hand
she pointed to the left hand corner of
the room. Lift the board up, Kate,
and bring the stocking
This done she took it tenderly in
her hands and stroked its sheeny tex
ture. Tears of salt fell upon it. She
seemed to be living that moment in
the past.
ITS thing of years ago, Kate. See
the roll at the top? That's the way
queens wore 'em then
Kate gasped with surprise but came
back, From the toe of the nose tie Old
Girl brought forth a faded and much
folded blue book. Slowly she smooth
ed it out and handed it to Kate.
Read" she gurgled. THE end is
near" Kate stopped chewing and read
in shrill voice:
My Dearest Gwendoleen:
My own sweet tooth, | have not the
time to bid you goodbye, Our little
love affair must decease. Give me
back my pin. | love another.
Your Has-been,
Squirt.
SCENE III
The Old Girl was now barely
breathing. The end was in sight.
'K-W-K-Kate l was charming
Coed years ago." she murmured. Il
loved him. He did me dirt | have no
thing but my education left. Go look
for him and give him back his PIN
She handed Kate a star chewing to-
bacco tag, and with final gurgle
passed into land forever as fresh as
dew on a thistle.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-10-30
WARNING TO AUDIENCE

Those attending the show will kind
ly refrain from making inquiries oil
the ushers regarding the identity OF
the actors These can be secured OF
the chief of police.
Those desiring to present flowers to
the performers will please hand them
to the ushers, announcing in loud
voice who they are for and what the
provocation is.
Those attending the show will kind
ly refrain from placing explosives in
the decorative boquets thrown at the
actors. They (the actors) are well
but not so with those in the
audience.
Imperial Valley press., 1920-10-30

Go to church if his conscience wills,
Or find his own-in the far, blue hills.
He is kind and gentle, or harsh and
gruff;
He is tender as love-or he's rawhide
tough;
A rough-necked rider in spurs and
chaps,
Or well-groomed son of the town-per-
haps;
And this is the little Red God | sing,
Who cares not wallop for anything
That walks or gallops, that crawls or
struts,
No matter how clothed-if it hasn't
CUTS.