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Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10
Cattle Eat Rubber Cakes"

Experiments at Singapore have
shown that feeding cake for cattle
and other stock can be produced from
the residue of Para rubber seed after
the extraction of an oil comparing ia
vOrably with linSeed oil.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10

WANTED.-Men or women to take Or
ders among friends and neighbors
for the genuine guaranteed hosiery,
full line for men, women and children
eliminates darning; we pay SOC. an
hour spare time or S24 a week for full
time; experience unnecessary. Write
International Stocking Mills, Norris
town, Pa.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10
The 4 aborer and His Hire,

Billy had been running errands for
his mother and to show her appre-
citation She offered him penny. Billy
looked disguised and, glancing into
her face. he exclaimed: "oh, be a
sport, ma, and pay me what It's
worth :"
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10

FOR RENT-Furnished or unfurnished
first floor apartment, six rooms and
bath, at % Cortlandt Place, Edge
water Heights, from October 1. Write
for full particulars to E. II. Fox, Cole
brook, Conn.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10
Three Rail Switches

Australian engineers have invented
three rail switches for use by railroads
where three rails are laid in each track
TO accommodate rolling stock of differ
ent gauges.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10
PREJUDICE.

A recent statement by Luke Nc
Luke" the humorous paragraphiSt,
says: Too many people are against
thing because they hate some man
who is for It,"
This comes near TO being the cause
of all opposition in politics and TO
much of the worlds progress. 1t is
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10
M aybe.

Il wonder why the Hottentot- pain
law makes the groom pay for his
wife?" Dunno Perhaps on the
ground that what you get for nothing
you don't appreciate" = Louisville
Courier Journal.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10
APARTMENT WANTED.

A desirable family of four adults
wants an apartment of six rooms and
bath in Grantwood. H. Ormonte, 80
Grant avenue, Grantwood, \. ].
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10
ct by a Bare.

Mayor of Hobart, Oklahoma
Kind and respected cir-I see in a
pepper that man named John Sipes
was atacted and ct up by bare whose
cubs he was trying to git when the
mountaines near your town. What l
want to know is did it kill him or was
he Onlie partlie ct up and is he from
this place and al about the bare. l
don't know but what he is distant
husband of mine. My first husband
was by that name and I supposed he
was killed in the war for l have been
married twice Sence then and there
ought to be divorce pepers got out by
me or him if the bare did not eat him
all up. If it is him you will know it by
him having six toes on the left foot.
He also sings base and has spread
eagle tattoo on his right arm which
you will know him by if the bare amt
ct up these sines of bein him. If alive
don't tell him 1 am married to Joe
White cause he never liked Joe May
be you'd better let on as if I am dead
but find out all you kin without him
knowing anything about what it is for
that is if the bare amt ct him all up.
Respectfully,
SALLIE WHITE.
P. S.-Was the bare killed also was
he married agin and did he leave any
property woth me layin' claims to-
Letter received by Mayor A. f. Hooper
of Hobart, Okla.
Loyal Phillips, who has been i'll with
a cold, has now fully recovered and is
out again.
Misses Marie and Helen Anderson
have returned to their New York con-
vent school after a delightful stay at
home for the holidays.
DO not fail to attend the annual
meeting at the Palisade next Wednes-
day night.
George Hirleman of Fort Lee, who
was operated on at Englewood Hos
pital in case of appendicitis, was
taken home the latter part of this
week. His case developed very sud-
denly.
Never mind what people may say of
what YOU do in this old world. The
chances are about ten to nine they
cannot change you.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10

Stern foe of waste!
We hope our taste finds favor in
your sight
| 'Tis "waist" and yet not wasted"
! We hope the fit is right.
(TO Glenn-with pair of skateS.)
When on the ice you land ker-plunk
Don't say "This outdoor stuff is bunk
And giving skates an idea punk
And d the guy who gave en-"
But take this tip from one who knows
And often for header goes,
Just wear a pillow in your clothes;
Your feelings, it will save 'em.
(To Ralph-with clothes and hat
brush.)
You're careless now, for youth is bold,
But you will find as you grow older,
The better part of wisdom is
To brush those hairs from off your
shoulder.
(To Mr. Sibley-with smoking set.)
If you should chance to hear yell
VI tHlllh tIQI yOu Dul III CttDDdSc SluCll,
Don't blame it on the cooking.
To us the odor is not strange
1t isn't from leaky range,
But you will find by looking,
The chances are by near and far
It's father with a bum cigar.
(TO grandpa-with a shirt)
IL q
yore,
Thank God he doesn't any more.
(To grandma-with a box of sta
tionery)
One unsung heroine we hail!
The one who always answers mail
Than grandma there was ne'er better
In promptly answering letter.
/ (To Mrs Sibley-with a pair of
glOves.)
Now Willard, Dempsey and the like
Are very handy with their mitts,
But it isn't with a six ounce glove
They get the hardest kind of hits.
The punch that brings stars to their
eyes
Comes from the six plus fifty size.
Ito grandma-with a pair of arc
tics.)
This is once you won't have to be
afraid of putting your foot in it,
(TO Glenn-with comb and brush)
When mold and motif, frieze and cap
From day t oday have been your
bane,
Just seize the contents of this box
And brush the cobwebs from your
brain.
Ito Ralph-with a collection of girls
cut from magazines.)
Which shall it be, which shall it be?
looked at Ralph, Ralph looked at me
Oh foxy Ralph, whose only care from
day to day
Is knowing where
His next engagement is to be
And which dear girl he'll go to see
And whether he'll decide that she
Shall be the one and only girl
For time and for eternity!
(To Mrs. Sibley-with a box of
chocolate almonds)
Though you've never been so fond of
Japs,
Or any of the colored NUTS,
Don't let the color interfere
With eating chocolate covered nuts.
Ito Ralph-with a book ON archi-
lecture by Eberlein)
Vignola was an ancient cuss who
lived in sunny Italy
And wrote book on how to draw the
'orders" very carefully;
He set the fashions for an age in COR
nice cap and column,
We think of him as quite a sage,
though just a trifie solemn.
Now, if, when in a lighter vein, you
strike a problem knotty,
Don't rave and swear by all the gods
that you are going dotty,
Just open up this little friend and say,
Its surely fine
How many, many answers you will find
in Eberlein."
Ito MaXine-with a box of station
ery)
You write, and write, and write, and
write,
But is it right that you should write
Each night till lights grow dim,
While all around you, books and
pads
Challenge your right to write TO him?
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10
LEGAL NOTICE.

Creditors of JOHN AMANN, deceased.
are, by order of j. Blauvelt Hopper,
Surrogate of Bergen County, dated June
30th, 1919. upon application of the sub
scriber, notified to bring in their debts.
demands and claims against his estate,
under oath. within nine months from
above date.
MADELEINE AMANN,
Administrators.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10
WANTED.

Dressmaking out by the day.
Mrs. Charles Lee, Palisade P. o. Build
ing, Palisade, \. ].
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10

Randolph Brown after spending
quite long holiday season at his Pal
isade home has returned to Princeton.
He has grown and improved in every
way very greatly.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10
EXPERT WORKMAN.
FURNISHED ROOMS.

SUNNY, furnished room, private tot
let conveniences, breakfast if de-
sired. Beautiful place, convenient to
trolley, etc. Gentlemen. Box 1858
Grantwood.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10

MITCHELL car, six cylinder, seven
passenger, five wire wheels, new
Exlde battery, slip covers, extra shoes
and tubes. Run 2S months, 1900
careful miles. A good car in fine
shape, $3.50. 8 Linden street, Hack
ensack. Phone 4S9.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10

Never mind what people may say of
what YOU do in this old world. The
chances are about ten to nine they
cannot change you.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10
The Successful Farmer
Raises Bigger Crops

and cuts down costs by investment IN
labor saving machinery.
Good prices for the farmers crops en-
courage new investment, more production
and greater prosperity.
But the success of agriculture depends
on the growth of railroads-the modern
beasts of burden that haul the crops to
the world markets.
The railroads-like the farms-increase
their output and cut down unit costs by
the constant investment of new capital. ~
With fair prices for the work they do,
the railroads are able to attract new capital
for expanding their facilities.
Rates high enough to yield fair return
will insure railroad growth, and prevent
costly traffic congestion, which invariably
results in poorer service at higher cost.
National wealth can increase only as our
railroads grow.
Poor railroad service is dear at any
price. No growing country can long pay
the price of inadequate transportation
Ghi1 advertisement Ii published byA1e
Sz1uooiadon3f 9RailvaY S@xa4tl~eA
desiring Information concerning the rairo dsiu
may obas literature by wraing 10 The A.soca-
hoa Of Raduoy Executives 81 Broadway. New York.
7z1s77-ss'' - q =
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10

George Hirleman of Fort Lee, who
was operated on at Englewood Hos
pital in case of appendicitis, was
taken home the latter part of this
week. His case developed very sud-
denly.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10

Loyal Phillips, who has been i'll with
cold, has now fully recovered and is
out again.
Palisadian. [volume] (Cliffside Park, N.J.) 1906-current, 1920-01-10
SALLIE WHITE.

P. S.-Was the bare killed also was
he married agin and did he leave any
property woth me layin' claims to-
Letter received by Mayor A. f. Hooper
of Hobart, Okla.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-18
By Can D. CaoAf

(United Press SfatJ Corfespaa1eakD,
BERLIN, Ocr. 2o--EAcforis which for
merly made the stuff 70 deal death ON The
west front are now turning eut artificial
silk ..,.- =
The artificial ak industry, already
underway before the war. hzs ben great.
ly augmented and Is nos In . pOsition @
establish q considerable competition not
alone with the real six industry but Nth
the artificial silk factories Of other lands.
German experts are striving now to
overcome the drawbacks sttendant upon
the artificial brand, or '.Kunstseide." Is
they call 1t. Dampness has q aeteriorat.
ing effect but research work .sbcvs that
this disadvantage viii soon be disposed
Of.
American buyers are manifestins q
strong interest in the new business and
declare that there is great demand for
'his product.
Herr Ceheimrat Hagemann, chief Of
tie artificial silk branch Of the govern
M. . economic ministry, told the United
Press: .s--i-s
"This silk was made in Germany in
considerable quantities even before the
war. But the demand for it has increas-
ed since the war because the spirit Of all
peoples Is for a better LIE and this is en-.
pressed in one way through the univers-
ally prevalent desire Of the woman's
world for gay colorx
In addition TO the old silk factories
Of pre-war times, there are now q mum.
Der Of former explosive factories engaged
in producing the artificial product This
Is explained by the fact that both ex.
rlosives and artificial silk are derived
from cellulose. Among Others, the big ex-
plosiye factories in Koeln.Rottweil are
being converted into silk factories. while
the explosive factory at zehlendorf, near
here, along with numerous other factories
sre engaged in the same occupation.
This industry is especially important
Tor Germany because We Dc not need to
import the raw materials: And despite
he fact that in recent weeks the industry
mas been limited by coal shortage, the
nation is producing considerable quaint
Ify Of the raw silk as well as finished
products like neckties, ribbons, cords and
% on. We feel that we are especially in
, position to meet competition since we
know xbout dyeinr. and the soods have
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-18

following new members Of the church
were b.ptsed Friday: Miss Elizabea
iianz, Lucile Edwards, Ruby DUNN
Bulah Millaway, Mrs. Claud Samuel
Mrs Clarence Acton. Mrs. William
Samuel and Mr.. Frank Acton
A large crowd attended the 3. Z. P.
U. meeting Sunday night
Mrs Cook. teacher at the Star School
spens Saturday and Sunday with her
husband near Columbia.
Misses Ruth and Fannie Edwards were
in MeBaine Sunday.
Mr.. Douglass Smith and family visited
7. B. Smith and family SUNDAY.
Mrs Elizabeth Burks, who has been
sick with pneumonia, is slowly improy-
ing.
Harrison Sims and family moved to
New Franklin this week
Wat Samuel is hauling wood from ].
E. Cranes. paying $3.50 cord for ii
in the woods.
Mrs ". L Truman and children Of
Columbia spent Saturday and Sunday
in McBsine.
Corn husking is in progress around
McBaine. Farmers are paying 20 cents
a shock for husking.
The McBaine Dairy Company win
have electric lights installed in their
plan, here in a short time.
Mrs Tom Smith was In Columbis
shopping.
Wat Bnliard shipped car Of cattle
from here Tuesday to East 81. Louis.
Mrs. MoIlie Cunningham, who has been
III the past week. Is improving
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-18

over register. as she did after the play
OF well under wsy. George Lefevve q
loysky. drew waves Of huehfer from
e audience by his charsctefitatiop d
small business man whose heaft was m.
er the jewish thumb Of his business
,dgment PAN Of the laughter was due
the fact that the audience had known
m fer 50 many years u Doctor Leiesre.
aairman Of the biology department Of
e University, II you please q Ellis
.teberry as an all.~ise errsnd boy, Sled
is part. Kenneth c. Sears. as the bach
ior who was Jared into uatrimony BY
le mysterious orchids on the bosom VI
is betrothed. was stiff and wore cane
1iceably.
The next entertainment that will be Of.
ed by the Dramatic Arts Club viii be
performance by the Artists Guild Of
Louis. The date has not been an.
iunced. d
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-18
UNIVERSITY NEWS


lis. Ruth Sanders, who was graduated
m the School Of Journalism In 1915
IS been appointed managing editor OF
, re Dygocdsman Of s.. Louis
Oliver { Hanger, was called TO MS
ONE in Kansas City Yesterday on se'
ount OF the serious illness Oh MS
,iother.
The following men from the Alpha
ANNA Rho house will spend the week
nd al their homes: ]. E. Crosby and E.
:. Itschmer Of Macon, George Johnston
( s.. Louis and B. B. Brsnstetier Of Van.
lalia.
Edward B. Smith a student in the
University. left Tuesday afternoon for
Norman, Okla, where he will ATTEND
he National Convention Of the Sigma
Delta Chi. HONORARY journalism fraternity,
Friday and Saturday Of this week. as
a delegate from the chapter at the Uni
gersity Of Missouri. p
The ! ield ARTILLERY Club elected the
following officers at a meeting Tuesday
night in the Engineering Building:
President, Eugene Montgomery: vice
president, Warner Mccormick; secre-
ary, Alfred Pool; treasurer, Edwin
Briggle. Maj. L. E. Jones and Lieut..
James Kelly made short talks
A meeting Of the Jackson County Club
was held yesterday afternoon at the Y. NJ.
C. A. Plans for Homecoming Day were
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-18
PARKER'S FURNITURE BULLETINS
wild Caters and Furniture Market

T s :. "n' p4' =
eureu aonoimai p'on's curing ne *af,
have had to cut their prices to retain theit
trade but. even then, considering the pro
duct and the quality, their prices have Il
even Il Vet reached the normal SOCIAL ab;.b
lsv.J, : nr;o. r.,,e.,sd H. H. s,..i.sS
-.
y 3aan,0n' a. asf pr0ou'.s' as y eaak
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-18
BARRIERS, At ONE TIME
SURGEONS, STILL KEEP
THEIR TRADE EMBLEM

Why do BARRIERS use a red and white
striped pole as a sign in front Of their
plsce Of business?
Centuries ago each profession had
q wider range Of duties than today and
along with numerous other things it was
customary for the BARRIERS to bleed people.
The pole, with It's alternate winding Of
red and white. represented the bandaged
arm Of the victim In course Of time the
spothecary succeeded the barber as a
blood-letter but the BARRIERS retained the
Id sign Of the craft.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-18
MAINLY ABOUT PEOPLE

TN Allen ps M. 1on . IN colsnbia
on business - 80.
J.w. Wright Of HslisyiIle sss in ,own
on business yesterday.
Miss Nina Rowland Of Centraka, Z
delegate to the State Sunday School Con
veniion, is visiting her uncle. l. ]. Hall,
postmaster. while In Columbia
The Thalisn Guild, dsamaiie club Of
Columbia High School. Will make its
frat public appearance touoTos morn
ing at the sehooi sssembly. They viii
present ',0vertones-" Mss NelIs Shank.
who has charge Of tho sehool chorus,
viii sing. r =
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-18

A long.suffering public had borne with
high prices FOR several years, not complain
ing because they believed it a national duty
10 make The necessary sacrifices that their
cause might win. M -.
With'the conclusion of the war, the pub.
lie looked forward to long-anticipated re-
lief from war prices.
Economic conditions that have been FIVE
years in the making cannot be changed in
the txinkling Of an eve, however. You can
moi change an industrial system as you
would change your coat.
In some branches Of industry, it is true,
the reversion to approximately normal con-
ditioiis came even quicker than the most
optimistic could have expected. In others,
however, because of the very nasnre Of
their service or product the reduction could
not be so rapid. 49, .
: Everything. including labor as. we'll as
raw materials in general must drop, be-
. fore there can be general reduction that
! is sincere and lasting.
Wages have not dropped to any marked
extent. Furniture materials have not drop
ped. As a result, the standard, ''old re-
liahe, furniture manufacturers, whose
name IS guarantee, have been unable to
tcsser their prices except in very few in.
stances. They might have lowered prices
by lowering the quality Of their products
but this they refused to do.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-18
Germanys Ammunition Factories
Are Now Making Artificial Silk

deliver them on the world market at low
prices ~ -,
Recently American experts have been
looking over the field, and il is believed
that they are either preparing to buy
large quantities of the German product or
else viii attempt to buy German silk fac
tories.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-18

Will you bring q Mother TO the Pres
byterian Church? Owners Of cars arc
asked to bring Mothers and their c''il
rem; while the Mothers enjoy the ser.
vices. the youngsters viii have piay in
the Fisher Memorial Chapel under super.
isioa Of University women. adv.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-18

The Dramatic Ans Club successful
enfertsined small audience with tw
one-act plays At the University Audito'
iun last night The meager attendane
may have been due to the Borgny-Ham
ner disappointment Of last spring an
vii probably be bettered at future pc
iermances. Those who saw ~The Ban
Account and -The Flower Shop" wi
do muck valuable advertising for the ne
Offering Of the club.
Last nights program was not lon
,nough. If the club can find anothr
play Tor q curtain raiser they viii ha,,
an evenings entertainment that they car
ODER in Kansas City and St. Louis with
out apology. A third play, perhaps ,
more obvious work or a broad coined
would settle the audience and prepare i
Tor the two rather subtle pieces presented
last night.
49, RkENToN Is BooKKEEPER
In the first play Thaddeus Brehion die
q convincing bit Of acting as Frank Ben
son, an aging bookkeeper who resolve
70 quit his job now that he and his wife
lottie. played by Pearl E. White, have
saved 5000. Mr.. Brenton's interpret
ton Of the aging white-collared waye
slave who endures e-istence for the bes
twelve years Of his life because he thinks
b i saving toward the day when he car
throw his job in the face Of his boss
buy farm, smoke cigars and take hi-
wife to the movies was given with a re
serve and sympathy that approached the
artistic. Pearl White. in the part Of the
wase-slave's shallow, bridge plavir
vile. who has spent the savings week b
week, kept the tone Of the nlav th-or-h-
out. bat. q shadow Of hesitancy in deliy.
ering her hines and proli ity of meaning
less gestures made the action Of the play
tumble at its climax instead Of rising to
il with the Strength and pers-asiveness
latent IN the lines. Coralynn Neumann
Tarr. as Mrs. Nav Harding q neizhbo
played the part Of ccufdan.e ssren..b~
Eleanor Linton Clark. as Miss Wells,
perennial hancee, did the best work in
The Florist Shop" a delicate comedy
dealing with human emo ions in the Aow-
ef business
- -IEFrvRE As sIovsKy
Mande,. the Eoisf's bookkeeper. holds
be plot of the play in her fluffy brown
bead from cuttain to curtain She it is
who has. brought new business TO SLOW
sky George Lefere) By being sympa.
tkeic over the phone with funeral or
d<fs and wedding orders and new-baby
ofden and courtine orders and airhsg
orders. As the result Of following her
advice In sending complimentary
bouquets to debutantes Slovsky has got
much business, or so Sloysky tells Hen
~, the Ofice oy q. Ellis Atteberry). 1t
develops that Msude has taken a flyer in
erchids Miss Wells, who has been
6ancee for fifteen years and who once
ysceivsd I've dozen red carnations from
her stinss lover. calls at The shop TO ask
tie name Of the sender Of the orchids.
Msade inyenu q black-haired hero with
flashing eyes. Miss Wells steady"
.fKenneth c. Sears) arrives and after
few minutes courting-the best few min
giee Of the entire program. by the way
h, imid couple 60 ouf TO be married.
Maude, who has been fired by Slovsky,
Eess the order for the wedding flowers,
and is persuaded to take back her job in.
stead Of going to work in the rubber fac.
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-18
In Season

The frosty night
and cool crisp day;
we have a word
We would like 10 say.
About something that
is good to eat
Our delicious home made,
real mince meat.
And cennfry sausage
II is fne.
The fall Of the year
is just the time.
We have on hand
a large fresh stock.
While the frost. is nsthe pumpkin.
and the fct'ler is in the shock.
HETZLER'S MARKET
The Columbia evening Missourian. [volume] (Columbia, Mo.) 1920-1923, 1920-11-18
H'AYSSTACED
AT AUDITORIUM
ARE SUCCESS
Nocal Actors Show Talent i
The Bank Account and in
Fhe Flower
Shop"
AMUSED AT LEFEvRF
Rays Meet Approval of Smal'
Audience That Attended
Last Nights Pro-
gram.

he Bank Aecoun,," By Horc-
ntocs The Eosuer Shop" b. Ein;t :.
neHsuAse. fpo oae-acf plays presenic
% tAe Dramatic Arts Club und,r tte !
,eefea Of Mama Z. Forbes and ROD =
"a. Derey, respectively, at the Unipers
A4d,forfar Nopember II. 1920.