The Pensacola journal. (Pensacola, Fla.) 1898-1985, 1920-06-26

AS TO PINS, sPuDs AND PONIES
TT is a sin to steal a PIN"
1t Is greater to steal later.
Miami Herald.
It is greatest to steal the latest.
oh, Mr.. McAdooi Amt you got q way
Know how to beat the game. any day
What you don't want you can always
get;
oh, Mr.. McAdoo, you're Some Bet!
Dear Journal: r see by the papers
that prices are coming down. viii
you please let me know where they
will land My dear sir;
We understand that the landing field
at Goulding is making arrangements
for the reception of the first fall.
Catch the rodents!
Our favorite sport-doing nothing.
How about Fletcher for president?
Have you cleaned? Have you
screened?
No bonus. says the Florida Ameri-
can Legion.
There is nothing half so sweet in
life as plenty of sugar.
Better to be an original failure than
a successful counterfeit.
.
Now Europe wants capital. Well,
where are all those old capitals?
Most of these wet" paragraphs are
simply a matter Of taste-bad taste.
Some of those cries from the repub-
lican party sound like a false alarm.
Feeling your way is better than
blocking the way of the other fellow.
II the tales they tell of royalty are
true. it does not pay to be born to the
purple.
Even If Caruso has lost $500, 900
worth of jewels. he is still jewel
himself.
1t ought to easy enough to tip the
table. these days--most OF them are
pretty light.
We keep hearing about the fall Of
prices, but so far we have not heard
anything break.
The old-fashioned moonlight ro-
nance will never give place to moon
shine fairy tales.
It may be true that the rolling
stone gathers no moss, but he gets
pretty well slicked up.
The city council of Macon, Ca, has
appropriated $4,000 to fight the galli
nipper. Well spent in good cause.
How crushing are the unkind words
OF the opponent, before battle; how
magnanimous his words. after defeat.
Did not know there was money
enough in the world to pay for so
many rooms at so many hotels in San
Francisco.
The Times Union says that a joint
Is supposed to be a low limb from the
butcher. Wouldn't it be more cor
rect to say a lower limb
1t must be remembered, when we
cogitate upon the coo. 100000 gallons
Of water used every day in New York
that the people up there are great
bathers.
The Macon Telegraph has started
fight against the short weight man.
Well, as far as we can see. every man
has a right to weigh as much as he
can pay for.
Must admit that we think those
bathing capes the fashion magazines
are writing about would improve the
appearance of Bayview-also some OF
the Bayviewers.
Pat Murphy got in anyhow. He is
one Of the door keepers at the demo-
cratic convention. Wish we could
think quick. like that. Might have
beat him to 1t.
Too much talk about Jeffersonian
democracy. Jefferson did not try to
establish his fame by wearing any
other mans hat and coat. He started
fashion of independence, himself.
II it is true that sugar is selling in
Canada at ten cents a pound, what is
the answer to our dealers. who de-
clare that the whole trouble lies with
Cuban producers and exporters? Which
Is nearer tc cuba-Florida or Canada ?
The Times-Union says: Prompt and
efficient action on the part of the |
Florida health authorities has prob
ably held a horrible plague from en-
tering this country, by way of Pensas
cola. and vet, there are people who
arc opposed to health regulations.