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Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24
Women Who Need Strength
Who Will Tell You That Nothing Equals VinoI To Create Strength

If women would just stop and real ize that their weak, sickly condition is usually caused by undernourish- ment and poor blood, they would inn mediately begin to look for the best remedy to restore normal health.
 The reason we believe that Vinol is the best remedy for weak, pale women is because it has helped so many ailing women right here in this city, and because it contains the old est and most famous tonic ingredient known to medicine, as can be seen by reading the formula, which is plainly printed on the label, many years of success in this city prove that it is an unusually good remedy.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24
sUPT, HUTCHINS GETTING
 PRICES ON AUTO AMBULANCE

Supt F. L. Hutchins of the w. w. Backus hospital is making an endeavor to get prices and a stated time of deliv- CT yon an automobile ambulance to re- place the one that was destroyed in the fire several weeks ago at the Swan ga rage MT. Hutchins has the prices on several machines and is waiting to hear from several other concerns before mak- ing an announcement.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24
SICK HEADACHES
 FOR YEARS
hGthlng Gave Relief Until He Tried HFTuIt-a-tiVes"

6oCAEoLIEE AVE, OeDESssuRo,N NY.
 'T suffered for four years with HeToEs SToE Headache and Dyspepsia. Tried doctors-ate bran gems-took ell kinds of remedies-but nothing did me any good until I used sFrrit-s-tives' or Fruit Liver Tablets,
 7hey mode me Oen and keep me wcH: and I am always glad to tell people of the great things s'Fruit.a.tives, have done for me.
 Ihave many friends In Ogdensburg DOW using 'Fruit-a-tives' on my recommendation. C.E.BESWICK.
 soc. g box, 6 for $2.5o, trial size 25c. Atdealers or from FRUIT-A-TIVES Limited, oGDENsBURG. NY.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24
Taken to State Hospital.

Eugene Sullivan, who came here from North Adams, Mass, to visit relatives on Forest street, had to be taken to the Norwich state hospital Monday after noon as his mind had become affected.
 First Selectman Casper K. Bailey was assisted in taking the man to the hospi- tai by Officers Charles Smith and Bar ney keenan.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24
REAL ESTATE TRANSFERS
 IN MONTH OF AUGUST

The following property transfers in Norwich have been recorded at the town clerks office since the first of August:
 Aug 2-Vincenzo Tedesco to Tomaso Vendolo, S2 Boswell avenue
 Tomaso Vendolo to Vincenzo Tedesco Greeneville Heights
 Raffaela Cipriani to Thomas Vendolo Greeneville Heights.
 Aug. 4-Johanna T. Wright to Jennie I. Bernhard. rear IT Ward street.
 Aug. 5-Rosa E. Burton to Walter and S. Pietrowski, 57 18th street.
 Aug. 5-Estate of William Krohn to Elizabeth Krohn, S9 Oakridge street Aug. 9-Mike Butrymowicz to Archi- bald Torrance, land, Potter Manor.
 Aug. 11-WT1liam w Sample. Jr, to
Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24

In Holland county nine towns showed gains and four towns showed losses. Those that gained were Andover IS, Bol- ton 15, Columbia 50, Ellington 12S, Heb ron 21, Mansfield 597, Somers 20, Staff ford 174 and Wilmington SS. Vernon, including the city of Rockville, was one of those to show a loss, decreasing 1S9 in population, and the others to lose were Holland S6, Coventry 24, and Union, which is now the smallest town in the state, 65.
 The following is the census showing for the county:
Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24
Holland County,
STATES TWO REASONS
 FOR SEEKING DIVORCE

Joseph Avis, formerly Of Norwich but now of parts unknown has been sued for divorce by his wife, Mary M Avis of this city, whose maiden name was Hubbard. They were married on Aug 2, 1914, and she alleges that he has been intolerably cruel to her since Sept 1 of that year and has committed a statutory offense between Jan. 1 and July l, 1920, with persons unknown to her. She asks to be allowed to resume her maiden name.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24

off Mt. Pleasant street, land.
 Charles c. McNamara to David s. Bendett, 125 West Main street
 Estate Bernard McMahon to Felix B. McMahon, 6 Durfey street.
 Don't waste any time looking over yorr mistakes ; there is more fun in look ing up the mistakes of others
Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24
HAS THEM GUESSING.

Mary has little vote. A ballot white as snow. And what she means to do with It The bosses do rot know
 New York Sun Herald
Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24

nished by his father and will be pre- sented in the Stonington court on Sept. 4, charged with reckless driving.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24

WHEN YOU WANT t- put your bus hess before ehe puhlis. Shere is no ssdiun better than through the ad- e. tistnE eafzU1S 2S ZhA RuliAEi.-
Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24
FULL ASSOCIATED
 PRESS DISPATCHES
POETRY
THE FISHERS BOY,

My life is like a stroll upon the beach, As near the oceans edge as l can go; My tardy steps it's waves. sometimes
 o'erreach. Sometimes I stay to let them overflow My sole employment is, and scrupulous
 care, To place my gains beyond the reach of
 tides Each sm66ther pebble and each shell
 more rare, Which ocean kindly to my hand con
 fides. I have but few companions on the shore They scorn tRe strand who sail upon
 the sea
 OCT Is deeper known upon the strand tc
 me. The middle sea contains no crimson
 dulse, Its deeper waves cast up no pearls to
 view; Along the shore my hand is on it's pulse And I converse with many ship
 wrecked crew.
 Henry David Thoreau.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24
THOU ART GONE FROM MY GAZE,

THOU ART GONE FROM MY GAZE
 (Old Song) Thou art gone from my gaze Like 8 beautiful dream, And I seek thee in vain By the meadow and stream. Oft I breathe thy dear name To the wind floating by. But thy sweet voice is mute . To my bosom's lone sigh. In the stiffness of night. When the stars mildly shine, My heart fondly holds A communion with thine, For I feel thou art near And where'er I may be That thy spirit of love Keeps 8 watch over me:
 George Linley.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24
THE WEATHER.


 Winds of the Atlantic coast: North of Sandy Hook-will be gen. rls to moderate north winds, fair weather Tuesday. Sandy Hook to Hatteras-moderate north winds, partly cloudy weather Tuesday.
 Forecast. For New England and eastern New York: Fair Tuesday and Wednesday, moderate temperature.
 Observations in Norwich. The following records. reported from The Bulletins observations, show the changes in temperature and the baro- metric readings Monday:
 Ther. Bar. -- ---- -"- s.sssss DO oV.oV -- H. -.-------.-.--.... lU SU-0U . D. 4- oU 0U-0V Highest 70, lowest 5s.
 Comparisons. Predictions for Monday: Fair and cooler.
 Mondays weather: As predicted
Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24
TAFIVuLE

Si- h1lrs after Sigh water it is low water. which is followed by food tide.
Norwich bulletin., 1920-08-24

SUx. MOON AND TIDES.
 (New Time.)
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23

Angeles, romes to the department OF
science iISm a years service In OccI-
dental college, Los Angeles. after pre-
vious high school experience. He IN
Mo-. a graduate OF the Central Mis-
souri,. has had post graduate work In
both east and west. and comes very
highly recommended.
VIM. IL Bristow. OF w%arrensburg,
Mo-. n graduate OF the central Mis-
souri, State Teachers college. will
have the work In mathematics. and
will also have charge OF the boys
dormitory and the boys athletics. His
now athletic record gives ground for
believing that he will revive the old
time athletic spirit and records OF the
Normal.
Miss Julia Isensee. of Denton, Tex.
will be the new instructor In girls
physical training. She Is n graduate
of the University OF North Dakota,
and to the Normal with a HE
record the past year at the North
Texas State Normal college.
Miss Gladys Collins, OF Pueblo,
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23

Colo, Is to have the music supervision
work In the state Norma this year.
She ls a graduate OF Columbia Normal
college Of Chicago, and has done post
graduate work In the University Of
California. She will have charge OF
the glee clubs and orchestra work. al
80, and her record appears To justify
the hope that they will be made
prominent features OF the Normal's
school life this year.
Mrs. Henrietta Vincent, OF Denver,
comes TO the department OF Spanish
with the very highest OF recommended
tions, being rated BY her former
teachers and employers as one Of the
best qualified Spanish teachers In the
west. and well acquainted with the
literature as well as the practical use
of the language she In to teach.~
Misses Mabel Davis, last year In the
Silver City public school, and Bertha
] Herfurth, OF Sandy Hook. Mo, are the
| two new critic teachers In the Nor
mails training school department.
The State Normai's high school de-
partment will be made use OF this
! year for rather an extensive eNpeil-
ment In vocational testing and train
\ ing. In the first term a senior class
will be formed for. the organizing and
carrying out OF school aud community
activities OF a more or less practical
business character. by which each
\ student Will have the opportunity Of
demonstrating his ability to handle
such practical business Affairs and NJ
the same time be given an opportut +
lily OF discovering In what 7articuisr
line Of life work his interests and abil-
tiles seem to lie. On his as a foundn-
A., lion IL Is hoped gradually to reconstruct
! the high school curriculum until Il
\ gives just as much and as practical u
! training for actual life work ~ stu
dents as state laws and present con-
ditiona OF school work win permit.
In taking this step. the state Normal
is merely falling into line, although In
q little different way than II custom :
AIRY. with the tendency OF the beat OF
ise larger schools throughout the
United States.
Inquiries for cataiogs and requests
for 0 reservations r approx
mateiy a third larger at this time than
at the corresponding period In any
previous year, IN appear to indicate
an Increase Of at least one-third ir
the attendance nt the state NORMAL
the coming year. The need OF new
dormitory space i very urgent. a9d
! aill have to be met with decisive men-
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23
Horse Stolen While Boy
Is at Show; Recovered

Antonio j. Guevarn. merchant po-
liceman. has recovered n horse that
WINS stolen from J. c. Bowers. dairy
man, on last Thursday night. Tho
horse had been ridden into town by
IN employe and hltched between
First and Second streets on Silver ave-
The young man went to II show
and found the horse gone when he re-
turned.
The theft was reported TO the police
and about midnight that night Cue
vara Jaw somebody In the alley back
of the Baldridge Lumber company on
~horaeback. He flashed his light and
tho man leaped from the horse. vas
Joined by n companion and fled In he
darkness The horse was returned to
MIR. Bowers who gave Gueyarn a e
ward Of 81.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23
TO BRING
OUT LARGE VOTE
Governor In City to
Speak Tonight-His
Opponents Fighting.

The republican county primaries
tomorrow promise to bring out one
OF the largest votes ever cast. both
In the city and country precincts.
Workers for n against Governor
I.arruzoio were busily preparing to-
day to get our their full strength.
Women viii not be eligible to vote
owing to the fact that Il Is stiil
undetermined whether they will he
, bic to vote In the general election
this fall.
Governor Larrazoio arrived Ia tho
city today and Will speak at the
armory tonight. He has announced
that he viii defend his record ms gov
ernor. His opponents are saying that
IL he has ~ much luck here as he
did In Socorro county. where he went
before the county convention and
asked for an Endorsement OF his can
didacy TO he turned down afterward,
that they will be satisfied.
II Il being conceded throughout the
state that II %I.arrazolo IL defeated in
Bernniillo county that he will have
no chance OF denomination in the
state convention In Albuquerque Sep
tember Z. His home county, san
Miguel. Is said to he almost sure TO
20 against him aud IL has the largest
number of votes In the convention.
$50, Bernallllo county being next
with 1906.
The county convention will he held
ot the courthouse Thursday following
the primaries tomorrow.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23
KANSAS AIMS TO
CUT TENANTRY
Governor Sees Danger
In Absentee
Ownership.

TOPEKA. Kan. Ang. "a Kan
sas Is becoming n state OF absentee
landlords n tenant farmers.
This says Governor Henry j..
Allen. Is the greatest menace to
the fundamental growth OF the
state
Governor Allen has figures to
show that for years farm tenantry
has been on the increase In Kan
saa.
Instead OF being titled by men
who own them and whose inter-
ests are In conserving their fer
tility and building up the roads.
schools and homes, more and more
farms are being rented.
These leases run, In most cases.
Tor n year, n the tenants in
tertst Is In getting all he can out
of the land In hal time.
Figures for 1920 show, for ex-
ample, that 57.i per ccnt OF the
farms In Scott county uro operated
by tcnants-an Increase of 3S.1 per
cent In 10 years.
Governor Allen is urging adop-
ton Of the farm homes amendment.
which will come before the NNoters
in November.
This amendment win permit tho
legislature to establish a fund to
advance money to worthy farmers
at small interest and on long time.
with which to buy farms to live on
and operate. and TO irrigate and re-
claim tracts Of dry land and divide
them into farms to be sold on the
instalment plan to men who will
agree to live on them work them.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23

sures within the next year n the ~.
tendance at the Normal continues in
anything Ike the proportion III hnh
dnring the past year and summer.
Practically every student The Nor
NAL has prepared for teachinE the
present year ~ being placed for tie
coming year. and demands have been
received for many more than the Nor
NAL IL able to supply. The supply OF
slightly trained teachers seems to be
much more nearly equal 70 The de-
mnnd than the supply OF well truinei
ones, and Il is the policy OF the statf
Normal 10 Encourage every capable
student Il can TO go on with liz fuil'
course OF training at proaent. nwius
to the numerous trained TEACHERS WIN
have gone into business life Ia the lart
few years, and those positions which
are the best paid and most pcrman-
cnt.
Registration for the nov schnu.
year takes place on "Wednesday, tho
first OF September. and II Is expected
that Glasses Win begin Thursday
morning. September ?. All students
are urged to be present promptly II
the beginning Of the term.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23
.SCHOLLE MINING
DISTRICT REOPENED
Leeching Plant Being
Built; Store Opened
and School Sought.

old, timers are returning to the
mining district surrounding the town
u scholle New Mexico ON the Santa
Fe cut of line IN Abo Pass, Valencia
county. ana about 20 miles southeast
ut Albuquerque. This camp has been
n good producer In former times aud
many prospects were opened up u
good shipping ore sent 10 the nearby
Hmclters. IL has always been known
as u poor mans" camp for the
reason that the vast deposits of Op-
per ore are found very near the sur
face and little work Is therefore re-
quircd to get pay" dirt.
The ore heretofore shipped out OF
the camp ran az high as seven per
ccnt copper and therefore showed
some profit after paying freight ANA
Hmelter charges. Work In the camp
ceased when the war came on ana
little or nothing has been done for
h past several years. The vast area
OF this copper district Ia covered with
n n formation OF mari contain
ing copper sediment free of lime and
IL therefore easily separated by the
new leeching process.
a lrerhiag plant Is 10Y under on
struction one mile north Of the sta-
tion which will be. completed within
about two weeks. This plant rs owned
ana Will ne bptfNAtN ny llit AVN Mlll-
snp and Manufacturing company re-
Gently Incorporated by Col. George
w. prichard and others Of SAINT Fee,
aud Mr.. Joseph Matt OF Scholle. This
plant is said to have a capacity OF
N hundred tons of ore a day and II
II understood will do custom work
in addition to washing tile ore OF
the claim OF the company.
Activity il evident everywhere IN
the camp. 4 new general merchau-
disc store owned by MIR. G. Severn
IL opened up near The station and
Mr.. Severn stated that he Is doing
"A large volume of business. \ dis
trict public school has been applied
for and " expected to be built this
fail. The Hawkeye Mining company,
The Abo Mining company. Kathleen
and others are getting active.
VI tho lceching process proves ~
successful as expected the coming
winter Will see n real live mining
camp at the old workings OF this
district.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23
State Normal School

The faculty roll OF the State Normal
II now complete for the coming year.
The new members include:
II. O. Arnold. who will have charge
OF the work in education. Mr.. Arnold
occupied the chair OF history In the
Normal In l9lS-l0. and now returns
TO take up his own special work In the
history and theory OF education and
their affiliated subjects.
J. Il. Epley. OF Los Angeles, head Of
the commercial department, comes
with the highest recommendations,
not only as to his command OF the
t~cchnicaiities OF his work. but as to
his interest In the more advanced
SUBJECTS OF business administration
and business science.
Edwin Winterhourne. OF Greeley.
Colo. viii be the new head OF the
manual training department. lie has
made al enviahle record both as STU
dent In the Denver Manual Training
High school and Bradley Polytechnic
institute. and as q high school in
structor In manual training at Trim
dad. Colo.
Ferdinand A. varrlemap. OF Los
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23
Where to Vote In
Primaries Tomorrow

Precinct No.
!. san Jose-iie3 South broadway.
? to Z n. M.
2. Del Rio--IIome Of Epianio
Chavez, 2 To I y. ~.
z. Alemcda-MX Pcrca's hall . to
. p. nj.
4. Ranches Albuqueraue-School
house 3 to 3 y. M.
.. Barelas-Home OF Polccarpio
Sanchez I to 5 u. IN.
q. Los Padillns-Home Of Roman
Moragn I to s p. m.
I. san .AntoniO-Home of Nenccs-
lado GriegO Z to 6 y. m.
s. Los Griegos-Home Of Grigorlo
Garcia 8 to I p. m.
p. Ranches de Atrisco-School
house . to 4 p. m.
10. Escabosa-rIomc OF Filomena
Mora . to I p. m.
II. Pajarito-School house . to g
y. m.
IL. Albuquerque-Office National
Life Insurance company 5 to = p. M.
H. Old Albuquerque@Courthouse 2
to . y. m.
II. San Ignacio-Home OF Nicholas
Herrera ? to I p. m.
Is. Santa Barbara-Torbio Archu-
lcta's store 4 to : y. m.
%. Ia Tiicra-HOmc OF Carlos
Gsiego 2 to I u. m.
20. San Antonito-School house 6
to ! y. M.
20. Observation-Disclosures cfflcc
los Gold avenue Z to 4 u. m.
2s. Atrisco-Home OF Trinidad Her
rcra 6 to = u. m.
%. Chilili-Home OF Isino Gutter
reg 2 to 4 y. m.
35. Duranes-Home OF Primitive
Candelnria 2 to I p. M.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23
GO To BED GROUCHY
WAKE UP FEELING
SIMPLY FINE
Wonderful How Calotabs, the
De-Nauseated Calomel Tablet,
Makes You Feel so Good the
Next Morning.

The old-stylc ealomel was the beat medi.
could straighten oat a disordered liver. hut
u had some serious drawbacks. The grip.
ing aud the siokening after-efccta made
take ealomel without the slightest objection.
One Cnlotab on the tongue at bedtime With a
swallow OF water,-thata all. No taste, no
your liver ~ clean, yonr system puFlasd aud
you are feeling like = two.yearold.--Witk
a hearty appetite for breakfast Hat what
You pleuae,-no danger.
Calolabs are 40 perfect that yodr druggist
Ia authorised 70 refund the price " yoa are
not delighted. Sold only In original sealed
packages. price thirtysfva cents. All dfue.
gas nov have Cnlnlaha.-lAdvl
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23
Army Recruiting
Station Records
Being Shattered

All records for recruiting meE for
the army AZ the local station since
the signing OF the armstice have heen
shattered this month. Sergeant
Ernest A. Hiolmstrand In charge OF
he station announced this morning.
Twenty-eight men have been sent
to service after being given prelimi-
nary examination. Sergeant Holm
strand said. Although the month IL
not ended. II is the largest number of
men ever accepted by the local sta
ton In time OF peace.
Manuel Moyo. John G.. Latimer, n
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23
WHAT'S THIS DRINK
LOVER DOING NOW?

ClNCINNATl-John DreIhs county
morgue superintendent, Is worried
about an old friend Of his who wns
IA human ostrich. He would eat
glass In a saloon for a drink" said
Dreihs. "He would wen burn n
stick and eat the Goals while they
were still hot just for n drink. II
takes more than that now to get n
drink wonder what he's doing"
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23

negro, and Vlncente EstI ada are tho
three last ones accepted, Estrada leav-
ing today. Latimer reenlisted for
the Tenth cavalry, and is ON his way
to the Philippines.
The station enlisted but 10 men last
month. Sergeant Holmstrand an
nounced this morning also that the
station viii conduct q drive for re-
cruits here sometime next month.
The drive will be conducted by off
GERS from the Oklahoma Dallas and
Houaton districts who will be sent
here for that purpose.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23
z POLICEMEN SLAIN
IN CHICAGO RESORT
Three Men Arrested and
More Than 100 Held
AS Witnesses.

CHICAGO, Aug. 23.-william Hem
messy and James Mulcahy. policemen,
We're killed today when the two were
attacked in tho Beaux Arts Club, a
black ANA ian" cafe IN the south
aide black ben.
Police arrested three men. who,
they say. fired the shots and are
holding more than one hundred of
the two hundred men and women.
both white and black. who were In
the place,
Hirschey Miller. a municipal court
bailiff, one of the three suspects ar
rested, confessed. police say, that he
shot both policemen.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23
FLIES OVER CHANNEL
IN RECORD TIA1EP

LoNDON-A new record In chan
mel crossing is believed to have been
established. An airplane piloted by
Captain Halliwcll and carrying n
passenger flew from Foikestony.
England, TO Grlsnez. on thu CONT
nent, In less than nine minutes!
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23

Can you pioisre, gentle reader.
How the business men will 20
To their offices each morning.
As they did ten years agoi
Mister Banker, Mister Broker,
VIII he riding (not In cinss)
But upon their old bicycles
As the world runs short ri gas.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23

CHICAGO. Aug. 2s.-The Rocky
Mountain Limited on the Rock Island
road was wrecked at C~oralville. three
miles west of Iowa City, Ia., the Chi
ago office OF the company an-
nounced. No one was killed.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23

Say, IT'S tough OF men and ONE
Who drive motor cars round
town,
When they shout, "TlI take five
gallons"
Aud the "gas'' man turns 'cm
down.
"Nothln' dim" that's the answer;
Nh. That this should come To pass.
Does OIL Dobbln smile scrcneiy
AS the world runs short OF gas!
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23
ASPIRIN
Name "Bayer" on osnulne

sBayer Tablets % Aspirin & gems
uine Aspirin proved safe Ny mIIlIpnN
and prcscrlhed 81 physicians fuf aver
twenty years. Accept anls m MY
broken 'nnyer nacN11e" which cons.
raleia. nheum1If1m. rQl11 ana I5In&
Handy tin hokt& ~ ~ InIst,f f01I
Ilcu cents. DfN0I| 1|ac 14||
payer pagtaHtI tf0IriII j. II N.
mark Hatef MahnIatInIH 4It1I1
ocldcstcr OF aa|iSI lII4tII.
The evening herald. [volume] (Albuquerque, New Mexico) 1914-1922, 1920-08-23

Do not let the prospects fret you,
II you have no horse Of bike;
There urc other ways 10 travel,
Just for instance, why not hike?
oil yOur knees and oil your ankles,
Every laddie, every lass;
On It's feet twill put the country
As the world runs short OF gas.