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Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-07-14
MEMPHIS F|REMEN QUIT
ON ACCOUNT Of \. C.l
City Commission Accepts Rcsig
nations and VIII Form Volun-
tccr Department.
By Associated PRESS - Every Eveniaa

BY Associated Press ~ Evntg EgfDln1
Memphis, Tenn, Jrly "a Ali mem
hers Of the Memphis Gre ceparimcnf riih
the exception of the chiri, assistant ctitlr
telephone operators and inacfinisis Pave
resigned because they c0nn1cf N.fif
salaries inadequate - meet The coft ni
living The res znations are chcctiVo at
noon tomorrow
Salaries of tho hremcn are fixed ~ a.
act Of the legislature and lho city mrialf
hold they are pOp'cfless 20 increaec pay
The city comm issiOn aotcpicd thf rnif'
nations and voted that ~ fireman r'
signing should b. rcinda n. \ ma a.
meeting of citizsns vas called ioonJ ~
outline formation II a v,iuieer dffnr
mcnt.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-07-14
TWENTY FOUR DROWN
WHEN FISHING BOATS SINK
. Associated press to Exerx Evenlng

BY AssocIattu f-ttsS 20 HNtIS ufeIIIUs
Buenos Aires, July Fifteen fish
ing boats were sunk yesterday in the har-
bor of Mar del Plata, 230 miles southeast
OF this city, during q storm. Twenty four
seamen were drowned.
The storm caused shutdown of electric
power companies here. The high wind
which blew down the Plata River drove the
water into the estuary to such an extent
that the power companies were unable Ia
secure water to run their plants. The city
was plunged in darkness and no street
ears ran.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-07-14
SEEK ALLEGED MURDERER.
Police Search Big Cities For Harry Butler
CoIored.

Fliers have been sent ont by Chief of
Police George Black To all nearby cities
and towns in an effort to capture Harry
Butler, colored, supposed to have slain
Frank Abeles, Mexican, in this city
Sunday morning.
Butler is described as % years old, FIVE
feet, nine inches tall and 156 pounds in
weight He is of medium build, dark
brown SKIN and smooth face. He has
two gold capped teeth in the upper left
law and wore a blue serge suit and a gray
can when last seen.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-07-14
THEY WILL STEAL 1T.
Associated Press TO Every Evening

By Associated Press 70 Every Evening
Perth Amboy, n. j., July l4.-One
hundred and thirty cases of whiskey valued
at Sl3,0 900, which were seized in govern
ment raids but subsequently were ordered
returned to the owners by the court, were
stolen from warehouse here today
They we're to have been delivered to the
owners in Elizabeth and Boonton. A
consignment vaiued at 100000 had been
returned to them Yesterday.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-07-14
JACK JOHNSON TO SURRENDER

BY Associated Press to Every Evening
Los Angeles, Cal, July 14.-Jack john
son, former heavyweight champion and
now fugitive from justice at Tia Juane,
Mexico, isexpected to re turn TO the United
States and surrender without conditions
in few days. according TO United States
District Attorney O'Connor.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-07-14
JUNE COTTON REPORT.

BY Associated Press to Every Evening
Washington. July l4.-Cotton con-
sumed during june amounted to 555,52
bales of lint and $4,000 of iinters, the cen
sus bureau announced today. During
June year ago 474 $50 bales OF lint and
1908 of linters were consumed
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-07-14
LA TOILETTE WILLING TO RUN.

Milwaukee, Wis, July l4.-Senator
LaFollette sent message 10 the new
party convention last night expressing
his willingness TO head its Presidential
cket, according to a statement made
by the Senator 10 correspondent of the
Milwaukee Sentinel. He intimated strong
ly, however, that the platform must meas
ure up to his wishes before he would give
his unqualified consent to carry the
party's standard
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-07-14
Hurt While AT Work.

Ernest Wright, aged IS, colored, AL
Townsend street, was injured about his
left knee 9esterdar, while working
in the salt room Of the Pyrites Co. a
truss was damaged by the salt and this is
said to have been responsible for the
accident.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-07-14
Continue L,iouor Hearing.

The hearing of Joseph Fitzpatrick,
white, and Howard Gibbs, colored charged
with violating the State liquor laws, was
continued by Magistrate Harry b. Strad-
lev this morning until Erlday morning.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-07-14
A Great Discovery.

Blasco Ibanez gives out the startling
information Ito a reporter) that the
United States is the greatest nation on
earth. The keenpess Of that man is
astounding Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-07-14
Must Serve on Juries.

BY Associated Press to Every Evening
London, July l4-English women are
liable to serve on juries under the same
conditions as men, beginning tomorrow.
Husband and wife will not be permitted
to serve on the same jury.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-07-14
Accuse Servant of Stealing Money.

Pearl Dickerson, colored, was arrested
by Detectives Riley and kempski this
morning, charged with the larceny OF some
money from the home of her employer.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-07-14
G.. G. MacNamee III.

Grover c. Mac Nance is suffering from
an attack of pneumonia.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-07-14

Lost something? Try q classified adj
yertisement In Every Evening. ADV.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-07-14

Lost souething2 Try a classified ad-
vertlsement in Every Evening. ADV
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24
Local Notes.

Harry Scott, Carl Marley. Marshall
Dix, Howard Spencer and Nelson
Nundell motured to Sandwich this
afternoon 10 attend the auto races.
Harry Timmons, Richard Carr, \.
Phillimore spent last evening in OF
tSwa.
AR. and Mrs Vincent White and
daughter of Ottawa spent yesterday
at the home of Mr.. and Mrs, K. T.
White
Mrs FORE t Smith, Mrs Vern
Churchill and Gwendolyn Brown spent
few hours in Ottawa yesterday.
Miss Grace Welch of Seneca spent
today in this city.
Leo White. son of Mr. and Mrs. r
T White of this city. entered school
in Lincoln. III, where he will remain
during the summer.
Mrs Anna Fisher returned to Jo-
liet today after visit at the hom eof
her Parents. Mr.. and Mrs. NJ Engel.
Mrs. Mary Morey went to Chicago
yesterday to visit her son.
Mrs Fred Baker returned today to
her hCme in kinsman after a few
days vi il at the home Of her parents,
Mr. and Mrs. John AlhcCk.
Miss Loretta Voughey went to FL,
gin yesterday for week visit
Mrs. Jennie Surngler spent yestcr,
day afternoon in Ottawa.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24
AMERICAN TENNIS
STARS STAGE COMEBACK

Wimbledon, Iin2lan', JNl0 ~ Th"
rnvu nE Of william r, I.ldcn Of Ancr
icl and tho dcr"a' # "TTo"'s ~
c'ack Davit cup tennis players were
outstanding happening; iii yesterday .
series of matches in the Lll-l'ri''Sl
champion hip tournament. Tiid"n
scored an easy victory AGAINST >.
Franklin Il Surrey county PLAYER OF
about scratch form 6.l" 81, 6'O, in
only thirty minutes Of play,
After Tildcn's match, British hopes
Of the championship summed in a
fashion corresponding 10 Tuesday $
clation when J. c. Parke won from
the United state singles champion
W. NJ Johnston. Tho contest with
Franklin had been looked forward to
as a real fight.
In the first round of doubles, Tilden
and Johnston had a walkaway against
Il comparatively weak English team
NJ. Blytheman and r. Harrison, 6'a'
G-l. CT. The result of yesterdays play
is taken to indicate a high possibility
of the honors going to America.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24
NEW YORK CHAMPS
EN- ROUTE TO CHICAGO

New York Jun" IA brass band
and thousand Students will send Off
to Chicago this afternoon the high
school of Commerce nine, high school
champions Of Greater New York The
Gotham team, headed by Or. \. X,
Aldinrcr, director Of physical train
ing for New York Ks schools. viii lc"V"
Grand Central station at 2:45. SIX
teen players viii make the trip. Coach
Harry Kane and Harry Aldinger fac
ulty adviser. will accompany the in
yadcrs. The New York boys are con
fdcnt they will return with the scalps
of the Chicago players
Chicago, H., June 2i.-When the
New York boys from the High School
Of Commerce arrive in Chicago ~
1916 O'Clock Friday morning for their
ba vail combat with Lane Tech az
cuba' park Saturday they viii get a
noisy rocep ion ruch as would J.,
expected If troup Of big Icacu"r9
had in f returned with a penant. The
Lane BOYS have arranged + meet the
rrain with their band and escort the
Gotham kids thru tn" downtown dis
tri"t 10 tho motel in a style descfY-
ing Of real champions. 4 u"rnjt FOR
the parade was granted Iy CHIEF OF
Police Garrity. The Lane b1nl Of
sixty.fye pieces in khaki uniform viii
lead the parade.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24
UTICA.

The pupils of Miss Edythc Karlsou's
music elias will hold recital tonight
at at the Baptist church Miss Rea-
trice Black will assist Miss HARRISON
as pianist A very good program has
been arranged and the program is one
that II sure to ne enjoyed by every
one Miss karlson /; a talented mu-
81 ian and with the able assistance Of
Miss Black the recital will result in
a. great success,
The. following are the pupils TO
take part Mabol LAWS, Edmund
Sinden Walter Clrrico Harold Clom
Ont Earl Clement, Agnes Bennett,
Elizabeth Edmond, Ruascllc Mllet,
0rdella Dimmick, Gertrude Dmmick.
GencyeYc Henncbcrry, Dee II Ben.
nett, Beatrice Black Etna Lewis.
Kathryn Acuff, Ethle Donovan. Min
mic Mitchell, Stella Cotbin, George
Seiffer;
Mr. George Quandt and Mrs. leo
Rast were La Sale shoppers yestar.
day.
Mira Joe Clancy called on friends
IN ottawa yesterday.
The Utica unit of the home bureau
viii meet with Mrs AmaHa + moud
Friday afternoon, June %.
Cold pack canning will be demon.
strGted Everyone welcome. : large
attendance is desired
Mrs Allen Russell was the guest Of
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24

tenth of the trial races to selcct the
defender of the America cup yes
tcriay, but its margin at the finish
was so slight that shore observers
believed that Resuiutc had won its
seventh victory ON time allowance.
1t was a twenty mile race with wind
ward and leeWard legs, in which Van
lite conceded minute seconds, The
breeze held strong from the south
west thruout.
The race was started just before
. O'Clock. The wind was blowing
about thirteen knots from the south
west, aud there was Il small chop on
when the alo9ps set out on the wind
ward leg. Nantc had the advantage
at TIT start crnssueti on the port tark
thirteen seconds before ltcsolutc went
over on the starhoard tack.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24
WHITE TREATS HIS
SPARRING PALS ROUGH

Benton llarbor, Mich, June ~
Charley White, Chicago's CHALLENGER
for the lightweight crown worn 10y
Benny Leonard of New York, u go
ing to have IA hard time holding ms
sparring partners If he doesn't ease
mn n bit in his training bouts. Whlte'
who Is 10 battle Leonard on the after
neon Of July 3. Is tough medicine
for his spurrng partners, ana allho
he haa been working only "A few days
here he has cracked one OF them TO
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24
Children CRY
FOR FiETCHER'o
g a 8 9 r! -
4 TEXAS WONDER

tor kidney and bladder troubles.
gravel, weak and lame backs, rheu.
matism, Regulates bladder troubles
in children. If not sold by your
druggist, b. mail : IS. Small bottle
often cures Send for sworn testi
monials Or l.. w Han, 1926 Olive
street, st. Louis, Mo, Sold by drug
gists.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24
Rowe Williamson.

The marriage of Miss Lydia Rowe,
daughter If Mr.. and Mrs = ;. Rowe
OF this city. to George Williamson will
take place Sunday afternoon at 80
n the home uf tn ebride's parents, on
Washington street.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24
Attend r. N. A. Picnic.

Mrs. y. Lauglois, Julia Mathews.
Irene Barney. Mrs, James Corrigan,
Mrs. Milo Richardson, Mrs. Louis kel-
logg Mrs George Philhmore and
daughter Marietta Mrs Emil Schmitt
attended the picnic held at Mckinley
park today by the Royal Neighbors
OF La Sale county.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24

everyone should take a cleansing,
purifying laxative Remedy this
month. HOLSTERS Rocky Mountain
Tea il great Spring Cleanser fink.
COrhuS Pharmacy.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24
Probate Court

Claim Alwd Est Walter Grant
Wm Grant $a5a.39.
Proof of lIeirship- Est Jane tHl
son
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24
VANITIE WINS TENTH
OF RESOLUTE SERIES

Newport, Il. l., june 2i.-Nanitic
led Resolute from the start IN the
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24
GRAIN QUOTATIONS

Chicago market report furnished b.,
:. " kirby manager Suons, ha}
< Co. Room 3l2 Moloney Building,
hone 49,
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24

coin In slot machine has been
invented by an Englishman Ia cuab,..
q passenger to learn at what speed he
Is travelling in train.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24
MARSEILLES
MISS THERESA PHLLlMORE.
Representative Branch Office Phiimorc Building

Mr. aud Mrs Emil Schmitt spent
yCsterla Vim Ottawa.
Free trader-journal and Ottawa fair dealer. (Ottawa, Ill.) 1920-1927, 1920-06-24
Chancery Orders

245o7 Saop vs. sapp- mo by deit to
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04
AErER.wAR THOUGHTS.

Australia feels that an improved
nte-continental acquaintance is one
of the results on the credit side of
the war. The Gladstone Observer,
not forgetting Gallipol's sacrifice,
calls the Arzacs "a magnificent adj
vertisement" destined TO attract the
long-desired desirable immigrants
whom ignorance of Australia, as the
domain has always felt must hereto
fore have held back Undoubtedly ii
does take war to introduce mil
lions of men to each other on foreign
soil but most nations must feel that
ignorance, compared with such a
price, is indeed bliss, says New York
Post Yet as cards of introduction
100000 Anzacs were unsurpassed and
should draw the tide of population to-
ward the antipodes. 1t is many years
since Sir Joseph Barrington's gloomy
description of his country. God has
given us the Biographical outlines of
a continent-and little else"
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04

The advertiser must be given cred
it for being a pusher and this is fur
ther attested by the fact that among
the fellows who, in life's race. got
there, he numbers nineteen to one,
compared to the fellows who meet
land seeker trains to cop out here
and there prospective buyer whom
the advertiser has brought into the
county, or who sends small boys to
stand before the doors of the adver-
tiser to turn the crowds into his own
doors The advertiser Indeed is the
Siamese twin to the fellow who follow
ed the biblical instruction and is not
afraid to'cast little bread upon the
waters
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04

The family sock as a banking insti-
tuition is going out of fashion. Bank
ers everywhere report a big increase
in recent years in the number of
persons who carry accounts and pay
by check" One reason. of course. is
that the average man handles much
more money now than he did gener-
alton ago, says Detroit Times. An
other is that the banking business has
made itself of greatly improved con-
venience to the public. Most folk have
come to know not only that the family
wealth is safer behind a time-clock
than under loose board in the pantry
floor, but also a bank account is in it
self an intrinsic asset. It's an incen-
tive TO saving.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04
Not Polly ticks.

During q political campaign a can
didat9 for the legislature was driving
through the country seeking votes
among the farmers when he met a
young man in farmers garb walking
by the roadside Having in his mind
a prospective vote he stopped his
horse, and saluting the farmer in a
familiar manner inquired: Are you
paying any attention to politics nova
days?" The young man stopped,
looked at him suspiciously and
drawled out: NO, stranger; that
don't happen to be my gals name, but
If it was l wouldn't think it was any
of your darned business" This ended
the interview as well as the prospect.
National Monthly
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04

The other Gay, a ragged. barefoot
boy ran dow n the street after mar
BILE, with SO Jolly an air that he set
every one that he passed into good
humor; one of these persons who had
been delivered from more than usually
black thoughts. stopped the little fel
low ana gave him some money. with
this remark: You see what some
times comes of looking pleased" IL
he had looked pleased before. he had
now to look both pleased and mys.
tilted For my part justify this en-
enlargement If smiling rather than
of fearful children; do not wish to
pay for tears anywhere but upon the
stage, but | ann prepared to deal large
ly in the opposite commodity.-R. L.
Stevenson
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04

4 great deal has been written and
said about reckless automobile driv-
ing, yet it seems the reckless driver
never learDs how criminal he is I'M
til he has killed someone. However
if they cannot be made to realize their
folly, laws should be made and en-
forced which win protect innocent
people. II it We're only the reckless
driver who suffered as a result of his
own recklessness all would be we'll
and good but usually in an accident
the driver escapes uninjured. 1t you
want TO take your own life. Mr.. Reck-
less Driver. that matter lies between
you and your Maker, but when YOU
60 tearing along the roads endanger-
ing the lives of others. people certain
~ have the right to demand that YOU
be- placed " here you cannot continue
your mad practice The government
ought TO build an Insane Speedway
and send people to such place the
same as they are sent to an Insane
Asylum, This speed mania is Just as
much form of insanity as dozens of
Others you Will find in the asylum and
ia many eases it is a great deal more
dangerous.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04

That a military career does not
hold out as strong an inducement to
the Japanese of today as formerly
is indicated by the results of the en-
trance examination recently held by
the military academy of Tokyo, which
institution corresponds 10 that of
West Point in the United States.
There are several good local mill
tary schools in the different parts OF
Japan where young men are trained
and prepared for admission to the mil
itary academy. This year the author
tiles of the military academy decided
to accept Dol men out of the total
number of applicants by lowering
somewhat the standard of admission.
However, out Of the 221 men who sue
cessfully passed the. examination, lO4
gave up their admission to the mill
tary academy for the reason that they
had obtained admission to other in
situations of learning which would tit
them for civil careers. The institu-
tons for higher education in Japan
are so crowded that many young men
are denied admission.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04

1t is reported the Germans are rails
Tag a fund to buy back the Levia-
shan, restore her former name of the
Vaterland and put her in the mer-
chant fleet. The moral effect of this
would be bad. It would be looked on
by the Germans as a virtual triumph
to regain the captured vessels, nuilify
her fame in carrying the American
forces to Europe and blot out the hu-
initiation the German nation suffered
in her case
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04
Your Biz Left Foot.

Your left foot is larger than your
right, in 80 cases out of 100. Science
explains it in many ways; but we ac-
cept the easiest one, which is that We
are a world of left-f0oted lOungerS.
we lean against posts and door lambs
and we do most of our leaning on
our left foot, consequently. through
the years il has grown to support the
weight that the lazy foot doesn't. The
next time you buy shoes, have your
left foot measured first.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04
columbus Entitled to Honor

Columbus discovered part of the
western continent on Oct 70, 1892. and
therefore deserves the title, even
though hc did not see the mainland
If America until 1888 John Cabot and
his son. Sebastian, are considered the
discoveries OF the North American
continent having reached the coast of
Labrador or Nova Scotia. June "A
l497. Their voyage was inspired by
the reports Of Columbus discoveries
and to Columbus Is given credit for
being pioneer discoverer. though. Of
course, Columbus never saw the North
American mainland
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04

Notice To Contractors.

Sealed bids viii be received by
the county road and bridge committee
at the county clerks office, court
house, Hurley,on Sept 10th at 10
O'Clock A. M, for the construction of
one l0X 10 #. reinforced concrete box
culyert across Vaughn creek on the
public highway between Sections 2
and 3, L 46, r | W, in the Town of
Quincy, Iron county, Wisconsin.
Plans and specifications can be
seen at the county clerk office, court
house, Hurley.
The county road and bridge COM
mittee reserves the right to reject any
and all bids
William Weber
County Highway Commissioned.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04
"Don't Say That"

Newly married folk usually discover
some errors in each others dictlon
which they feel their duty TO correct.
And no doubt this is quite permissible.
But it is not within the limits, of cou--
tesy to make these corrections where
others can hear them. nor is it con-
sistent with courtesy to correct child
save, of course, The very young child,
for errors in speech before other per.
sous.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04
County Highway COMMISSIONS
PAID ADVERTISEMENT

(Authorized by and inserted in behalf of A. j
Bawden Hurley. Wis. Amount TO be paid 75c)
To the Voters of Iron County
| shall be q candidate for the Re
publican n0mipa ion for county clerk
at the primary election on Sept !, and
solicit your support and vote at the
polls. feel thoroughly qualified TO
administer the duties of this import
ant Office and if nominated aud elect
ed willgive them my earnest attention.
ever mindful of my duty to the public,
Respectfully yours.
A j. BAWDEN.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04
Ewes Of plann
EUGENE B. WILLIAMS

Of course We know that Tesl
circulation. not Of blood but =
that goes upward ii the %4'
downward in the autumn Y
been demonstrated also that I
have eyes, certain epideuaaI Y
ing really convex lenses a'a
clear sap that brings The Hgll 2.
a focus somewhere within d.
These ;it;le lenses are abe =
images just as the eyes Of llS''
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04

Concurrent with predictions of 10
Increase in the cost of woman's cloth
ing is revival of activity among wom-
en- in sewing. The cost of living is
entirely within the hands of women
to regulate, as profiteers may learn
to their sorrow.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04

A woman aviator flew from Paris
to Morocco lately covering a distance
Of ll30 miles in two days. Yet some
people are SCI energeticany discuss
ing the question of whether women
ought to be allowed to smoke ciga-
retteS with impunity.
Iron County news. [volume] (Hurley, Wis.) 1913-1950, 1920-09-04

Go as you please, do as you please
go whenever or wherever you please
and, like many other wayward souls
have done, you will fail to please the
multitude Even in the trivial matter
of getting wife how many there are
who would like to choose for you and
who grumble at your choice.