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The Washington times., 1920-10-03
A THEATRICAL STORY.

Started out to the movies, but didn't
Know whether to go to Maryland" or
Virginia" but finally decided to 20
10 the Palace" which had a Gem
o' reel Raphael called for Gar
rick" on the way down. but he had TO
make a "Poli' to the ~ader" of his
Home. 40 as not to start Ma
tionaf scandal. "Keith's" said he had
a Shubert Attraction" but we did
not know which one COS mos" so we
walked around the Circle" but found
out that 'Crandall" was Stranded
nno realized what DUN barten" l
" as. 80 back | went to my Garden"
and thought over the ''Follies" of my
youth h. rs 8
The Washington times., 1920-10-03

As to the writing paper OF
cake-eaterettes, know some
who use purple ink on violet
linen, monogramed In gold. to
match their yiolet-perfumcd
gold-tipped cigarettes r..
The Washington times., 1920-10-03

ONO is round at each end and
high in the middle.
An old colored man. asked II he
had any tobacco. answered: No.
but Massa chusetts" o. h.
The Washington times., 1920-10-03

"A Times Rea, Ter gives assur-
ance that there's al ways a smile lat
the first window N the Eleventh
street postal static u" for the pur-
chaser of stamps.
The Washington times., 1920-10-03

4 cute little blonde and two
vamplng brunettes form very
good quartet. They play uk-leles,
sing and dance. Out near sixth
and " streets northeast is where
they live. FRANCES.
The Washington times., 1920-10-03

Jane. to colored friend -"Whar
you done gwan?"
Friend amt done GAVIN nowhar
done bin where Use done gwan."
j. G.
The Washington times., 1920-10-03

A contributor asserts that there
are some nice cakes" who hang
out at the drug store" in Takoma
Park.
JIM WILMETH il the very able
mayor Of Takoma Park, and report
has it that he and the town council
are thinking of passing an ordinance
against cakes.
The Washington times., 1920-10-03

They use,9 to say that fool
and his moHay are soon parted.
Instead of FPS rted" use Panzi-ed.
PECK.
The Washington times., 1920-10-03
NOVA TT al

RAY MOWATT and \ LOUIS
RYON are nominated as the best
skaters around lst and f streets
southeast.
The Washington times., 1920-10-03
CHADWICK

TENN tbhDWlCh WAS Ine
father Of baseball, the originator of
the great national game. Wonder
what he'd think Of the scandal in
the game? W. p. RYAN.
The Washington times., 1920-10-03

In the lunch-room Il twas sad to see
the milk for my coffee Ndrawn from a
beer spigot; sad that Ne white fluid
for infants and invalios should how
from the same place wi N~re regular
mans have one on me" Nused to come
from. AARON ,cROwEIL.
H. ". ROSSEII. and OTHERS solve
the recent charade Of HENRY r.
SMITH. The first is Ricks tine sec
ond. wheat; third. cakes:huthol buck
wheat cakes.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-02
LODGES

Perth Amboy Aerie No. 1856,
Fraternal Order of Eagles, will meet
tonight at Eagle hall.
A meeting of Lawrence Lodge
Nc. 62, Odd Fellows. will be held to-
night. Arrangements will be made
to attend the funeral of r. H. Barnes,
treasurer for more than twenty-five
years, that will be held tomorrow.
The warriors degree was con-
ferred on three candidates by Pc
Ambo Tribe No. 65, Improved Order
of Red Men, at it's first meeting OF the
New Year held last night at the wig
wan in the jefferson building and
five new applications for members
were balloted upon. The report of
the auditors were received at this
time.
The semi-annual election of officers
for Middlesex Council No. So, Jr., o. U.
A. NJ. took place Wednesdaysnight at
a meeting of the council at Odd Eel
lows hall. William P. Miller, was nam
ed the Councillor; Holger Holm. vice
councillor: Russell Lewis. conductor;
Joseph Dambach. warden; Charles
DeWorth, inside sentinel; Kenneth
Monroe, outside sentinel. The other
officers are hold over until the annual
election in June. The installation will
take place aafhe next meeting. Four
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-02
RUFUS HENRY BARNES DIES
FOLLOWING BRIEF ILLNESS

Rufus ltenry Barnes, a resident of
this city for forty-three years, died
at z o'clock Wednesday night at his
home, 1896 Rector street, after n brief
Illness OF heart disease. Mr.. Barnes
had been i'll about three weeks, but
for the past few days was able to be
at ms duties in the store department
at the Raritan Copper Works, where
he was taken each day in a taxi since
his recent Illness.
Mr.. Barnes was s~ixty-three years
old, having celebrated the anniversary
of his birthday two weeks ago. He
was born at Tamauqua, Pa. Decem-
Der Is, 1855, and came to this city
lforty-three years ago at the time OF
the opening of the Lehigh Valley
Docks in the shipping department,
where he was for a number of years.
He later entered the Middlesex
County Bank at Rector and Smith
streets, where he was the teller for
eighteen years. The past several
years he had been at the Raritan
Copper Works.
tan Lodge No 81, F. * \. NJ, Amboy
Chapter No. Al, Royal Arch Masons.
Lawrence No. Nc. 62, Odd Fellows,
and the Perth Amboy Exempt Fire
mems Association. He was the last
of the charter members of Protection
Hook and Ladder. He had been the
treasurer of Lawrence Lodge for more
than twenty-five years. Besides his
widow, he is survived by a son, II.
Earl Barnes. of this city. Funeral
services will be held tomorrow after
noon at 2:30 O'Clock from his late
residence. Rev. w. Northey Jones,
rector of st. Peters Episcopal church
will officiate. Interment will be in
Alpine cemetery.
The Masonic service will follow.
The members of Raritan Lodge will
meet at their rooms at 2 O'Clock and
from there go to the house in a body.
The other organizations will also at
tend in a body. The flags on the fire
houses are at half mast and that Of
Protection Hook n Ladder and Elk
empts Headquarters are draped in
honor of his
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-02
COMMITTEE IS
READY 1920
Valentine Takes Office as Com
mitteGman-at-Large
81 Special Correspondent.

~ F'opbFtNtNf.
WOODBRIDGE, Jan. 2LAt moor
yesterday Howard r. Valentine be
came the chairman Of the Wood
bridge Township Committee. succeed
ing John T.. Breckenridge. George
Lufbury from the third ward, was the
only other new member of the COM
mittee, Arthur A. Deter being return
ed from the first ward and William -.
HOY from the second. John Finn Is
still the only Democrat in the board.
the remaining members are Albert
Larsen and Benjamin Baldwin.
The following committee were APP
ponied for 1920:
Township, Finn. Larsen and Bald
win: police, Hoy, Lufbury and Deter;
roads, Deter, Larsen and Baldwin:
finance, Lufbury. Finn and Hoy;
poor, Larsen, Baldwin and Deter;
sewers, Baldwin, Finn and Hoy:
building, Deter, Hoy and Lufbury:
Keasbey water, Hoy, LUXURY and
Finn; judiciary, Lufbury. Larsen and
Finn; franchise, Finn, Hoy and Bald
win.
John S. Dooley was rcappointed as
building inspector; DIR. l.. I. Spencer
as township physician, and Mrs. Mary
Miller as ~stewardess of the Town Hail.
Andrew Poulson was appointed on
the improvement commission; w. A.
Gillian vas selected as overseer of
the poor. There was a deadlock In
the former committee for this Office
and several names were mentioned
Wesley Liddle was reelected as treas
urer II furnished bonds for $4,000.
which were accepted.
The bond of Arthur +. Berry for
$4,000 was also accepted. Morgan
Larsen was reappointed as township
engineer, and j. H. Thayer Martin
as township attorney.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-02
SPARK FROM FIRE MAKES
HIM "HOT UNDER COLLAR"
In SfnT Corresnondent-

81 OtuJ CORRESPONDENT
NEW BRUNSWICK, Jan. "A mar
whose name could not be learned. but
who hailed from the city of Hobokcn,
while walking with a friend of his,
name also unknown, from Highland
Park to this city early today got so
hot under the collar as he neared
the new Albany street draw bridge
that the blaze consumed not only a
muffler he had about his neck, but
also his coat and part of his vest.
1t all happened this way. The
workmen working on the new draw
bridge had a bon fire burning along
the side of the road in order to warm
themselves once in a while, and as the
two men passed the blaze, one of the
men shifting the air as he walked
along remarked, wonder what they're
burning in that fire. there's q rotten
odor coming from it" just then he
happened to look up n saw his
friends muffler ablaze. He grabbed
this off, but not in time to keep the
coat from catching fire. After the
coat had been removed the vest was
found to be burning but the blaze was
put out before it had time to catch
the rest of the clothes. He had a hot"
time of it while it lasted. The blaze
had been started by a spark blown
from the fire which took root and
grew in the muffler.
After the blaze was out the men
walked to the office of the prosecutor
and wanted meon arrested. John
"a. Coan, the assistant prosecutor ad-
vised the man to consult q lawyer and
he left saying he would see his lawyer
in Hoboken. Oh! well he may be
from Hoboken, but he can't say hat
New Brunswick didn't give him warm
reception.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-02
McCLELLAA'S CELEBRATE

To celebrate the installing of the
new officers for the year 800 of the
George Il. Mcclellan Engine Com
pany the new officers rendered q
sauerkraut supper to the retiring
officers and members of the company
on New Years eve at the firehouse
in State street. A royal time was
had by all present. A feature of the
evening was vocal selections by
James Kelly and John A. Geraghty,
accompanied on the piano by Harold
Mortinson.
The newly elected officers are:
President, j.. Maloney; vice president,
Peter Toolan; financial secretary,
John Ryan; recording secretary, p.
Dwyer; auditing committee. John J.
Griffin, William Reid. John Desmond;
representative to Firemen's Relief,
f. Tooker; foreman, William Clearly;
first assistant foreman, William Gal
vim; second assistant foreman, Daniel
Dwyer: fire warden, William Halla-
han, life member.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-02
NAVY RECRUITING
OFFICE CLOSES HERE

The navy recruiting station which
has been doing business in the post
office building since July %, 1919,
was closed by the department on
Wednesday,. Boatswain's Mate First
Class w. j. Hector, who was in
charge of the office, las been recall
ed to the headquarters of the New
England division in Springfield,
Mass, and will be employed in that
office.
During the time the office was in
operation here more than 100 enlist
ments had beer received. 1t was
through the efforts of Boatswain
Mate Hector that the United States
destroyer Barney visited his port
last summer and was opened to the
inspection of the people of this city.
During his stay here Boatswain Mate
Hector originated the new navy re-
cruiting sign which has been officially
adopted by the Navy Department.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-02
OPEN EMPLOYMENT OFFICE At
149 new BRUNSWICK AVE,

The Federal. State, Municipal EN-
ployment office is moving today from
he store it has occupied for the past
year or more in State street to the
Angle building, 149 New Brunswick
avenue. The office will be situated on
the second floor of the building in
quarters that will be much better
adopted for the business carried on
than those previously used.
In the new office, the women and
men will each have separate waiting
rooms. There will be rooms for the
Compensation department., Rehabili-
tation department, Industrial Welfare
committee and for the issuing of en-
Igineers and firemen's licenses.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-02
FINAL REPORT MADE
In RED CROSS DRIVE

According to the final report on the
money received during the Third Red
Cross Roll Call Campaign. Perth Am
boy ov~ersubscribed the quota by over
$4,000. The quota was $4,000. The
total collected was $9,529.44. $1,000
was received from memberships and
$2,S29.44 from donations
OF this amount the Headquarters
Of the American Red Cross will re-
ceive one-half of the honey taken in
from memberships or $500 and all
the donations, while the local chap
ter will get the remaining half of the
membership money.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-02

Complete with seamless Oil
Fount safety device, and anti
smoke attachment. VIII hold,
one gallon of oil. Will heat az,
large sized room comfortably !
safe and sanitary. On sale !
while present lot lasts only.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-02
To Hold Citizens Court.

NEW BRUNSWICK, Jan. On
January 8 and 9 the naturalization
will be held in New Brunswick be-
fore Judge DAILY. There are 1853
''f''S Of men who are expected to
come up at that time for final papers.
III the hour of the day session of the
court are not sufficient a night SEES
% hold
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-02

Full size, filed with so lbs.
of cotton felt, roll edge, with
extra heavy ticking; worth
$3.50. On sale while the lot
lasts only.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-02

Khaki >colored heavy cotton
Blankets, full size, durably
woven and strongly finished
ends. Just about 65 pairs.
Come early if you want one.
Not over one pair to a custo-
NOR.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-02

Average size 1896. Deep
pile Administer throw-about
Rugs, firmly bound on both
ends. Just the thing for an
odd spot in the house. Worth
500. On sale While the lot
lasts.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-02

Heavy, corrugated Door /.
Mats that will come mighty
handy these wintry days. Size
14x26, nicely patterned and
genuine rubber throughout.
On sale while the lot lasts only.
Perth Amboy evening news., 1920-01-02

A meeting of the National Asso-
citation OF the Stationary Engineers
will be held tonight at Red Mems hall.
The national president and staff of
officers will be here at this time and
full attendance of the members is
for at this time.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-08-05
spanIsh Cloth Factories Close

Paris, Aug. 5.-The American four.
factories in the province Of Barcelona
announced their closing today, The
reason given is that stocks of cloth are
so large that they cannot be disposed
OF, owing to the prohibition Of exporta-
tion of this product. Hundreds of
weavers throughout the province have
been thrown out of work.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-08-05
ISULL' 'ACCORDO IRA
ITALIA { ALBANIA
Nsssuna conferma Ufficlale e.
6tata Data Sulla Notizia
ti 60.
al Riguardo
Published and Distributed Under
PERMIT NO. 34i,
Authorized by the act OF October q
1917, on hle at the Postoffice OF Phila-
A. q. BURLEsoN.
u Postmaster General.

Roma, A agosto. conferma
pficiale O. stata data ALA notizia pub
blicata dal Giornale d'Italia che, secondo
dispacci giunti da Valona, un accordo
sarebbe state raggiunto ira il rap
presentante del Governo ItalianO, Conte
Manzoni, II governo provvisorio al
bapese In Tirana.
In base all'accordo, che 81 dice gia'
hrmato, l'Italia rinunzierebbe non SOL
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-08-05

presentante dell'Italia di continuare
negoziati per Ia ripresa delle relazioni
commercial ed un vapore che hp con-
dotto | prigionieri russi ad Odessa ha
ora ,preso un carico di grano per
pItalia.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-08-05

tanto all'occupazione di valona ma
anche al Capt. Treporti Linguette,
situati all entrata della baia, mantenendo
II possesso dell'Isola di Sadeno, di
fronte ALA baia stessa, ed IL diditto
concessioni economiche riguardo
a. porto, nonche' quello deilo
sfruttamentO di alcune miniere nellie
vicinanze di Valona. Inoltre, ssempre
secondo quanto pubblica il giornalee
predetto, fItalia 81 riserverebbe liberia
d'azione militare In caso che una quail
siasi nazione minacciasse Valona o Tin
tegrita' dell'Albania.
La notizia, del resto, sembra che non
sia del tutto esatta, poiohe' II possesso
dell 'Isola di Saseno sarebbe inutile per
l'Italia, senza quellO del Capi Troporti
e Linguetta. Sc l'Italia vuol conservare
Ia base navale di Valona, necessaria-
mcnte ha bisogno del possesso della
citta' di tutti punt strategici. Per-
cio' O. bene attendere la notizia ufiiciale
riguardo all'intervenuto accordo.
Evening public ledger. [volume] (Philadelphia [Pa.]) 1914-1942, 1920-08-05

Copenhagen, 3 agosto.-In seguito ad
un accOrdo raggiunto ira NJ. Litvinoy,
assistcnte commissario per gil AFFAIR." cs-
teri delN governo -bolscevica In Russia,
ed / delcgati dell 'Ucraina dell'Italia, /,
il Conte Gravina, addetto nayale ita-
liano ora nd Odessa, ha preso le neces-
sarie disposizioni. per 10 scambio del
prigionieri russi ed italiani.
La Russia ha inoltre richiesto il rap
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1920-02-18
MOTOR CAR STANDARDS
ARE IN THE HANDS
OF THE CONSUMERS

1T is within the power of the
motoring public to make automobiles
measure up their requirements" says
an official of Maryville Auto and
Garage Co., local dealer in Chevrolet
passenger and commercial cars.
"The success of any automobile de-
ponds on the degree to which it gives
purchasers what they want and need.
SIN buying car see that you get
all that your money calls for. If you
are not judge of mechanical con-
struction find out from owners what
service their cars afford. The testi-
mony of not one, but many owners is
necessary to establish a reliable repu-
tation. The reputation and resources
of the manufacturer are guides to
the quality of the car.
Service and economy are the chief
points to be considered.
"Of what use are all the comforts
and conveniences of equipment if the
car itself doesn't stand up? What
enjoyment is there in them if the car
itself is a continuous extravaganza?
Complete satisfaction can only be
experienced with a car that not only
includes every essential of modern
equipment but which affords depend
able and inexpensive performance.
"These are the standards by which
car should be judged. Purchasers
can secure cars that measure up to
them if they insist upon it.
Satisfy yodrself that the car you
decide upon is fully equipped at the
start. But above all make sure that
the motor and other vital parts of it's
construction are such as to insure
you dependable, economical and last
ing service in return for your invest
ment. By doing this you will advance
the standards of the industry and
benefit the motoring public as
whole"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1920-02-18
LAST LINCOLN PALLBEARER
LOOKS TO LOWDEN TO LEAD
Simeon w. King, Friend of Enamel
pator, Expects llIinoisan's Record
to Make Him Party Choice.

Simeon W. King, active in Illinois
Republican politics for 20 years and
the last surviving pallbearer who Off
ciated at the funeral services for
Abraham Lincoln held In Chicago, has
declared his intention of supporting
Governor Frank o. Lowden for presi-
dent.
II have voted for every Republican
president since Lincoln and | expect
to cast my ballot for Lowden next
November" said Mr.. King. Il have
known Frank Lowden for thirty years,
and he is just the type of man the
country needs for president in this
crisis of the country's history. He is
able, honest, progressive, experienced
and efficient. l remember when he
first came to Chicago as a poor young
man to study law. / saw him admitted
to the bar and later enter public life
and rise to fame, and feel proud of
his great success.
"He has proven the best governor
Illinois has ever had, and we have
had some great executives in the his
tory of the state.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1920-02-18
WHY SUFFER SO?

Why suffer from a bad back, from
sharp, shooting twinges, headaches,
dizziness and distressing urinary ills?
Maryville people recommend Doan's
Kidney Pills. Could you ask for
stronger proof of merit?
c. G. Coleman, marble cutter,
Lord St., Maryville, gave the follow
ing statement February 10, 1915: 81
suffered terribly for years from kid
ney trouble. My back was stiff and
sore and very weak. The kidney
secretions passed too frequently and
| also suffered from rheumatic pains,
and couldn't leave my bed for long
time. | used different kidney RENE
dies but didn't get benefit until | took
Doan's Kidney Pills. After taking
several boxes of Doan's l was up and
about as well as ever.
On May II, 1918 Mr.. Coleman
said II seldom have any kidney
trouble now but when | do Doan's
Kidney Pills are sure to give me re-
lief"
Price soc, at all dealers. Don't
simply ask for kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Coleman had. Foster-M ilburn
Co., Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1920-02-18

ed upon him, it is ordered that said
defendant appear before the Chan
Gerry Court, of Blount County, at
Maryville, Tennessee, on or before
the LIST Monday of March, next, and
make defense to said bill, or the
same will be taken for confessed and
the cause set for hearing ex parte as
to him. This notice will be published
in The Maryville Times for four sue
cessive weeks.
This 28th day of January 1920.
Joe H. Gamble, C. & M.
j. l.. Tweed, j. G. Sims, Attorneys.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1920-02-18
IT'S NOT YOUR HEART
IT'S YOUR KIDNEYS

Kidney disease IL no respecter of per-
sons. A majority Of the ills affiicting
people today can be traced back to
kidney trouble.
Tho kidneys are the most important
organs OF the body. They are the
hlterers. the purifiers, of your blood.
Kidney disease is usually indicated by
WEAKNESS sleeplessness, nervousness,
dependency, backache, stomach trou-
bic, pain in loins and lower abdomen,
gall stones. gravel, rheumatism, sciatica
and lumbago.
All these arrangements are natures
signals to warn you that the kidneys
need help. You should use GOLD
MEDAL HARLEM Oil Capsules imme-
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1920-02-18

diately. The soothing, healing oil slim.
ulates the kidneys, relieves indamma-
tions and destroys the germs which
have caused 1t. Do not wait until to-
morrow. Go to your druggist today and
insist on GOLD MEDAL Haarlem OIL
Capsules. In twenty-four hours yea
should feel health and vigor returning
and will bless the day you first heard
of GOLD MEDAL HARLEM Oil.
After you feel that you have cured
yourself, continue to take one or two
capsules each day. so as to keep in
first-c1ass condition and ward off the
danger of other attacks
Ask for the original imported GOLD
MEDAL brand. Three sizes. Money re-
funded If they do not help you.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1920-02-18
FOR SALE

Three lots 50x150 with 1 good 5
room house, basement, large barn,
crib, garage, large cistern. All
under good wire fence. / IA mile
from town on Louisville pike, r. D.
No. 2. Price $2250. Reasonable
terms, see S. H. Phelps, Maryville,
1T. z. j 144tp.
The Washington herald., 1920-06-04
Notes of the Game

Tim Henrdyx. one of the leagues
leading swatters. failed to connect
on Barney In four trips up.
Barney whitfield fve of the Hose
while Russell had the same numbet
of National scalps on his belt.
Milan got a hit in the first when
Schang, playing right, misjudged
his fly and let II fall safe. He also
beat out a bunt and made two sacks
on 1t when Russell pegged badly to
first.
While Judge is laidup, Shanks Is
doing his darnedest to keep the loss
from being too great a handicap
He played jap-up ball yesterday
keeping up the standard he set in
New York.
Oscar Witt broke into the game at
second for Boston and handled the
assignment creditably.
Threatening weather kept many
fans from the game. but Ladies' Day
ought to bring them out today.
In addition to annexing two hits
Rice added two stolen bases to his
record, but Bobby Roth rested on
his laurels with four steals in one
game in New York.
Owens and Chill, who did the um-
piring in New York, are on again
for the series here. They won't have
to worry with home runs which land
foul in the Georgia avenue park.