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The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23
DOCTORS USE
CALOTABS FOR
COLDS AND FLU
Influenza and Grippe, Like Ordinary
Colds, Require Ialotabs, the
Purified and Refined Calomcl
Tablets THAT Are Nausea
less. safe ana sure.

Thysleidns and druggists claim
that the great epidemic of Influenza
has conclusv,y demonstrated that
.hc quickest RELIEF for % cold and
The best preventive OF influenza and
pneumonia is TO keep the lNcr active
so tha, tho digestive organs may be
100 perfect condition For obi. pun
pose Dalotha. Ihc now uausta'D.r
Cdlomcl tablets that arc free from
The sickoniug and weakening effects.
is Tho most thorough and depend
able, as well as the most agreeable
laxative
Calotabs have the suop'JI 0d-
vantage Of not making the patient
sick and weak, as they do not upset
the digestion and appetite. ono Calo-
tab at bed umc with swallow uf
Vater-thats all No salts. no uau-
sca. nor the slightest Interference
with your eating pleasure or worh.
Next morning your cold has van.
ished your liver is active, your sNe-
tenn is purified, and you arc feeling
fine with hearty appetite Tor
breakfast
a For your protection. Calotabs are
Void only In original scaled pack
ages. price thiriy-fiVe cents sold by
all druggists and your money back
II you Sgo not delighted with them
--AdvL
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23
COAL DUST LODGED
IN MINERS LUNGS
Tells how his cough was CON
quercd and health restored.

''fr November 1919. I Wa working 90
coal mine and the doctors sad the roa'
duet had settled in my luurs I 'ouidu Q
Ur down ON nv right side coughcd 50
couldn't sleep ard had constant pain in
my right lung and under my shoulder
blades I c"ughed 20 hard tho blood would
spurt out ~ my nose Finally the doctors
had mo change climate and live outdoors.
but didn't improve
Then / came home aud started on MIX,
Emulsion Thank God. I did a. It DID mo
lot ot good right from the start loosen
Ing mp ,he coal dust In my right lung. In a
few weeks my lungs we're free could
sleep like = baby had an excellent appetite
aud my cough lcfl me entirely ! gained
back 30 pounds In weight and went back
to work IN the mines complstcly restored
to health &c II Bunn. suth avenue and
North Thirteenth street Terre Haute. Ind.
Thousands Of victims ot dust filled air.
develop tho same trouble that Mr. Bum
had NUks Emuls ron rOtts nothing TO try,
so why not st least try ~
Mike Emulsion be pleasant nutritivc
fCod and corrective medicine. II restores
healthy natural bowel sction, doing away
with an need ~ pills and physics Il pro
motcs appetite aud quickly puts tho digcs.
tive organs Ia shape 10 assimiaie food u
hcps build f'csh and strength. and w =
powerful ad In resisting and repairing tho
effects ~ wasting diseases
This is the only solid emulsion made. and
80 palAtabjc that Il is eaten with-A spoon
like lcp cream
No matter how severe YOUR case Nou are
urged 70 try NiIks Emulsion under this
gunrautrc-fAke six bottles home with
you. use Il according to directions and N
not satisfied with the results. your money
will be promptly refunded Price COO and
sI.ao ne bottle The Ntlks Emulsion Co
Zorro llaute Ind sold by druggists
everywhere AdSt
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23
CLAIM PROPERTY INTEREST
Ryder Alleges Erwin Has Refused
Ia Deed Hair Interest In Two Lots.

10 compel Robert T. Erwin and
his wife To- transfer half interest IN
improved city property described as
lots Is and iG. block X pnrkdalc ad -
ditiou to the city of Tulsi. suit was
filrd iu superior court yesterday by
S. NJ ftNdpi aud his wife
Ryder claims hu furnished the
m ury 90 huld the house ON the lots
owned hv ErW n, tho parties agree
ing chat both families would MAX
Il their home NNdpr alleges that
Erwin. since tho completion ur the
residence has refused to transfer
ttlo io half interest ju the property
a"snrdiug 10 the agreement
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23
HELMS FOUND NOT GUILTY
County Court jury Dihn'I Know
That Jnmni'n Ginger L.
intoxicating.

verdict of not guilty to the charge
OF possession or liquor was returned
by the jury iu county court ycstcr-
day before which tho case ~ the
state ~ Oklahoma against Lee
Helms was tried YESTERDAY
Helms was arrested nr en- Enst
First street drug store on April II,
1913. Ia possession or three one gal
Ion Jugs oC Jamaica ginger nud 20
small b0ttlcs The jury. however,
did not believe the county attorney
produced ufiiciont proof to show
the liquor wna intoxicating and gave
tho defendant his freedom
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23
ACCUSED or STEALING WEAPON
Homer Gregg Returned From Drum
RIGHT on GrAnd lArCrnN thnrgc.

Homer Gregg. charged with steal
ing revolver valued ut &33 from
W. u, Freency, ianitor at tho Sea.
man building In this city February
~, was returned yesterday from
Drumright whore he was arrested by
i. T.. Burnett. deputy sheriff, for ar.
raignmcnt before Justice S. G. MnNcy
in whose court the Information was
died March ..
Gregg IN accused Of taking tho
weapon and attempting 20 sell /, at
n local pawn shop.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23
Find rord- Relieved stolen

Finding OF u 1920 Ford car. be-
lievcd TO have been stolen I'm this
city March 10, was reported TO
sheriff James Woollcy yesterday by
Deputy Sheriff shepard Of sand
Springs The car was found stored
in a barn shepard also located am
old car Of the same mako with am
Identification numbers removed
which he is holding for the owner
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23
Pretty COiOred Fabrics
Cedar Chests-42.50 up

substantially built chests OF genuine Ten
uossoo rcd cedar, As inches long aud
spleudidly finished with round edges;
moth proof For storing winter clothing.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23
Mating Boxes-9.75

36-iuch mating boxes for blousCs or for
any other storage use, hinged top,
mounted cor rollers and well made.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23
2O% Discount on All
nGoD4Rr '(9oRsErs
FrOntiL aCsd
This Week

Modarts are recognized as one
of the foremost front-lacing
corsets obtainable. We are
showing them in all the new
models, conforming to the
new styles and developing to
best advantage the artistry of
the fashion designers.
Made Of pink silk and satin
brooches, pink and white cot
ton coutil. There are differ
cnt models especially suited
to each of the many types of
figures. All this week you
may choose from our entire
stock at POO less than regu-
lar prices,
Fourth Floor
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23
Mating Boxes-l3.50

Largo size boxes covered with mating,
as inches long and fitted with half
tray. They are very convenient and arc
mounted on rollers.
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23
Burlap Screens-ll.50

Three panel screens, both sides covered
with burlap I'm grcou, brown or blue, and
nicely finished
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23
Chiffon Dress Taffeta

An elegant assortment Of fine dye tai
fctas the best The markets afford in
quality aui colorngs. including plenty
Of the popular brown navy black and
white, 80 inches wide This material
viii bc much worn by well dressed wom-
en- throughout the spring season. - IN
silk Section Second Floor
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23
Leather Screens
5000 and $500

Fine leather screens, three panel styles
and hand decorated iu beautiful colore
Attractive, harmonious additions To- most
living rooms.
Tnh Floor
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23

We quote no former Or
comparative prices ~ our
advertising W l,t Npu
b~ the Judge uf values
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23
$50 to 3.95
Women's Drawers

These drawers are made of good grade
Of camhric i'm open and closed styles.
some are trimmed with pin tucks or en-
hroidery edges. others with Val. laccs.
los to 2.95
Fourth Floor
The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume] (Tulsa, Okla.) 1919-1927, 1920-03-23
Good Coating Specials
Velvet Corduroy
Velour Coatings
Wool Silvertone

\ beautiful cloth for sports coats, 81
tan, brown, Copen and gray
Special ..................
Marble Hill press., 1920-04-29
FARMER is ENTERING
FIELD OF MARKETING
Opportunity Offered to State and
Federal Agencies.
Practice Of Purchasing Supplies at Re.
tail and Selling Products on
Wholesale Basis Is Gradually
Being Reversed

Farmers organizations. as well as
the so-cnIIpd regular dealers, need
market information, and here state
and federal agencies have wide field
for service because the farmer is ac-
lively entering the field Of marketing.
There nre in this country today more
than 1900 farmers business organi-
cations. with membership OF approx
imately 100000, according to the hu-
reau OF markets. United States de
partment Of agriculture. Almost all
of these organizations are at local
markets, but their extension in great
or numbers to the terminal and dis
trihutng centers Is only a matter Of
time. The farmer has been accus-
Marble Hill press., 1920-04-29
URIC ACID IN MEAT
CLOGS THE KIDNEYS
Take . Glass Of salts N Your Back
hurts or Bladder
Bothsra

n ron must have your meat syerJ
day eat II, but iush your tidn~ys With
salts occasionally, says noted au
thnrity Who tells us that meat forms
uric acid which almost paraiyr.. the
klinsys IN their efforts 70 cIpsl u
ffnm the hla,d They h-cume slug.
gish aud wsak.n, then you suffer With
dull miser, In the kidnsy region.
sharp paths In the bach ~ sicl head
ache iiEslnrss your stomach sours.
tvugur 10 coated and when the weather
10 had you have rheumatic twing-s
TIE urine sets cloudy, full ~ s.~ii'
mrnt u" channels often set sorr and
irr'ia'ci ohliging you to s~cl r'lief
tWu ~ ihfrc times during the night
T. u.uttHllE. these Irritating acids
o. cleanse the kldnrys and fush 10
tie hriy's urinous vast. get four
cUurrs ~ Jad salts frnm any phAr
macy here take n tAhlrsI-sonrui In
r'ass ~ water before breakfast inr q
f's tays Hni your kidncys will then
a. tur This famous salts 10 made
frum the acid Of grapes and lemon
jurr combined With llihia. and has
t.'H us.i fof generations to flush
an si'WnHt" sluggish kiinrys. also
g. uruimlisr the acid. M urine. ~ IL
a. longer irrliairs thus ending bladder
weakness
fai salts Ia inexpensive cannot IN.
jufr ana makes delightful srery---
cent il'hia water drink Adv,
Marble Hill press., 1920-04-29

almost any drug sioFp. "a tablet form. ahi
viii dlssayv une asid a. bot coa~a disSilyos
sugar.
You know that before an Insurance COM
pany Sll take = rex an your lis ths
examining physician sill isst Nauf wafel
and rvPoft whether Yuu ars = gsad Hsk.
You should sud hottie II water "a tho
chemist at nf, frFrrs iHyalli, Hotel.
Buffalo. y, Y, aRi YDu ulll rsNrtyr fro
meiical advice ~ 60 ~hr'hrf ihs kiinrys
arv Affected, When ypI.I siIRrNs So slug.
giah and rlns you s4frf ir1W falkaeha,
pains II NmhasA. rheumatism aHl saul -
se.p i Disturbed tao 90 lAHsi Amss q
night Get pf fsfes AF4us tAHfi-gfie.
Acid, for u will pui res hir iHfa Nulf -.
nsys and ~ntiFv sYstrmr You wul irF. igll q
YIN. NlsoT and vitality, Instead " ufvi.
dragret-oGt aGt blus.
Marble Hill press., 1920-04-29

men frnm the acids, and II should ne
planned where pnssihlr Ia SET these
things innr nui still keep the horses
working ten hours day
pau nn WrI-lnni work, they say.
when there i work IN the fields that
rnn be- dome ~ Vet land WORK -
meant such things as cutting weeds
AMI brush In the fence rows Trpnir,
ing the fences repairlns buildings aud
q sr,nt many other ur'rssaFy things
hut thiuls that can be- done lust as
well when ltc ground is too Wet TO
pillow,
Rainy Day Work
Leave un rainy inN work. another
ru'. says. - De- Hnur when II IL no.
min'ng faF profits are limited hy The
amount ~ NufinDr Wurk that gets
tnnr Rain, las work H. necessary
WnFk AMI II 10 Is nn' dome nn rainy
iaNs n viii have ~ be- home later ~
'aIr 'Hys AMI vil infrFfrf, with field
work n Includes ihiugs that rnn h.
dome uu'rr shelter such ns shrIllng
,,st r,rn wurins The harness, and
rrfH'rns 'nn's
lHf fHNu fH q rn'' hnnE 'hr sp"rlNlr
IsHs HiNfsr fin things 'iHi viii need
nrHrn ne rrN muy 1HN This
uI" ,.Hi'r 5000 'n UHH NHuF work
nH.a.t WhrH 5000 sr' Up sHm" mnFn.
us .nH 'nf 'h, mn pouring down.
Marble Hill press., 1920-04-29

\ fas' Young mau A, seldom allie 20
keen vu w.'n N- running ,,r.n.,s
Marble Hill press., 1920-04-29
Ouch! Such Paint
It Takes You Right
In the Backl
o0METiMES IN THE ARM: Hip
OR FOOT

is All due % an
oyer-ahuntanee ~
that pltsan called
une acid The Al.
neys aFr n0l al,le "a
set ri 4 a. sur b
coniitnhs you can
readily overcome,
Ani pnlohg life BY
taking the advise u
nf lsFy~ Nhirh Il,
"k~-p the klineys IN
g,sNi arirf," "Ayuli
too much meat al.
eoha ~ tea pnhk
plrntN ~ PUN NaisF.
pnirFally hot water,
h-inrs meals, and
DIVE the une Aeii
0us II the system ~
taking Anune lhls
nan - .hIaLnnl a
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1920-05-01

France, Melvin G.. Morse, by appoint
ing him legislative reference librarian
In this move he removed an experienced
and efficient tax commissioner from of
fee who was forced to accept posi-
ton outside the state. In today's
changes Mr.. Avery goes back to the pc.
sition to which he is especially adapted
and Mr.. Morse takes up an entirely new
line of work as tax commissioner This
ensures two years of inexperienced work
in this important department; we hope
however, the development of a good
tax commissioner. Vermonters will also
be pleased to learn that Charles A
Plumley is coming back to Vermont &c
assume the presidency of the fanou,
institution of Norwich University. The
most charitable thing to be said of tho
governor 5 first effort to Dust Mr. Plum
lev is "All 5 well that ends we'll -
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1920-05-01

The thrift prize should 90 to the
Manchester, y. H., woman, the mot her
of eight children, who has recently made
II pieces of underwear from cotton
-four bags. six sets Of rompers or over
'alls from bean bags, three aprons from
two old discarded shirts, three coats
from casio culled from the rag bag
and with - pillow slips in the making
from more -four bags. The bags were
bought from local groccrs at a nominal
cost.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1920-05-01
In the DAVIS News.

The United States army loses a vet
eran and efficient officer in the person
of Major General Henry G.. Sharpe. who
retires from the service today General
Sharpe is a former quartermaster gen
eral OF the army, and more recently has
been in command of the Southeastern
department. He has been the recognized
leading expert of the subsistence force,
his theoretical knowledge gained by
stndy of the British French and Ger
man armies prior 10 1914 having been
converted into practical experience
while caring for the army forces along
the Mexican border in 1916 and during
the preparations for the war with Ger
many. General Sharpe comes of an old
Hudson River family living in Kings
ton, \. y. He was graduated from
West Point in 1880 and three years
later was assigned to the subsistence
department, where he steadily rose to
place of conceded primacy. The Pro
visioning of a Modern Army on tn,
Field is a book written by him which i:
rated highly in military circles.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1920-05-01
Today's Events

Celebration OF May dav.
One hundrcdth anniversary of the cx-
cution of the Cato Street conspirators.
seventy fifth anniversary of the or
.anizatlon of the NJ. Z. church, South.
Twenty second anniversary of Dew
~ victory over the Spanish at Manila
Bay.
The Duke of Connaught, former gov
'rn"r general of Canada, is 20 years old
today.
Maj. Gen. Henry G. sharpe. former
luartermaster general of the L. S. army
retlres today on his own application.
Rt. Rev. John lIazen White, Episco-
pal bishop of South Bend. celebrate
the silver jubilee of his conservation
today.
Miss Mae rershing. sister of General
Pershlng, is TO christen. the steamship
Capital of Nebraska, to be launched
today at Mobile.
The Argentine Republic today will put
INTO effect a new system of time based
on the meridian of Greenwich, instead
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1920-05-01
Library News

Persons interested in gardens should
take advantage of the many good books
in the Brattleboro Free library on the
subject One of the foremost author
tiles in the country on the subject, Mr..
L. H. Bailey. has written number of
books, among them being:
Farm and garden rule book,
Horticulturist : rule book.
Principles OF Agriculture.
Principles of Fruit Growing.
Principles of Vegetable Gardening.
Pruning book.
Plant breeding.
Cyclopedia of American Agriculture in
four volumes.
New Cyclopedia of American Agricul-
ture in six volumes sis filled with
wonderful horticultural learning. yet
not too technical for the beginner
containing marvelouslv fine articles
by specialists-it is undoubtedly the
keystone of the garden arch" This
work is for reference only.
There is also Farmer : Cyelopedia
IN seven volumes.
Manures and Fertilizers, Homer j
Wheeler.
Fertilizers and Crops, I.ucius L. Van
Slyke.
Farm Machinery and Motors, Davidson
and Chase.
Farm Management, G. F. Warren.
The Young Farmer-Some Things He
Should Know, Thomas F. Hunt.
| Back Yard Farmer, j. Willard Rolte
Rook of Vegetables, Allen French.
| Garden Farming, Lee Cleveland Corbett
| For those interested in fruit raising
the following books would be useful
| Fruit Harvesting, Storing. Marketing
| F. A. Waugh.
| rhe Strawberry in North America, S
| w Fletcher.
Bush Fruits, Fred w. Card.
For the flower lover there is a fas
einating array:
Landscape Gardening. Root and Kelley
| Art Out of Doors, Mrs. Schuyler Van
Rensselaer,
Woman Hardy Garden, Practice
| Flower Garden, Helena RUTHERFORD
Ely.
| Four Seasons in the Garden Eben L
Rexford
Well Considered Garden, King.
Ny Garden, Louise Becbe Wilder
American Flower garden, Neltie Blan
| chan.
Continuous Bloom in America, Shelton
Manual of Gardening, L. H. Bailey.
Ever Blooming Roses, Georgia Tore
brennan
Recent additions of fiction to the Ii
brarv are.
r'ireweed. by Joslyn Gray.
Eye of Zeitoon. by Talbot AIundv
Portygee, by Joseph Lincoln.
, Wreckers, by Francis Lynde.
Nan for the Ages, by Irving Baehel
Ter
I Man of the Forrest. by Zane Gray.
House of Baltazar, by w. j. Locke.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1920-05-01
Today's Anniversaries.

lS45-The Methodist Episcopal church,
South, was organized as a dis
tinct body by convention at
Louisville.
lSf9-Russia decided to join Austria
against Hungary.
ls64-At Washington the Ladies' Ma
tional Covenant was formed. to
abstain from the use of imported
articles.
1SS5-Cornelius K Garrison, famous
steamship and railroad promoter
died in New York city. Born
near West Point, \. Y, March
/, 1909
lS95-Strike of 10000 miners in the
Pocahontas coal region of West
Virginia.
lS9S-United States squadron under
Commodore Dewey destroyed tht
Spanish fleet in Manila Bay.
l9l6-Newark, n. J., began a cele
bration of the 250th anniversary
of the founding of the city.
l9l7-Carranza took the oath as presi
dent of Mexico, the first consti
tutional president in four years
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1920-05-01
SATU RDAY. MAY |, 1920.
WHY BABBITT?

Wholly apart from the fact that
Windham county has not had governor
since 1892 there are good reasons why
this corner of the state should be a unit |
in supporting the candidacy of Freder
lex II. Rabbit of Bellows Falls. Since
the campaign opened a month or more
ago the newspapers of the state have
published columns of political gossip, |
but a large portion of it, in our opin- |
ion, has failed to illuminate the funda- |
mentally important question before the
Republican voters of Vermont, namely: |
Which one of the four aspirants for the
gubernatorial nomination is likely to
make the best executive? In other
words, who is the best man for the Job
Fortunately or unfortunately, depend
ing on the point of view, the Republican
party of this state does not have to be
governed largely by considerations of
popularity in choosing candidates for
Office. In a state so one-sided politically.
mere vote getting ability has come to be
considered of less Importance than actual
qualifications for constructive leadership
with nomination on the Republican ticket
| equivalent in % cases out of 100 to cleo
ton, the question of POLITICAL eXpediency
is not an overshadowing one; the real
issue is that contained in the brief ques
ton propounded in the foregoing para,
graph: Who is the best man for the job !?
Nothing has developed since the cam
paign opened TO shake in the slightest
degree our already expressed conviction
that the best man for the job is Mr..
Rabbit. The industrial program of Mr..
Hardness, attractive as it is, would
lamount to nothing unless its author pos
scsscd the acquaintance, tact and knowl-
make il function as a state policy. In
lfact, there is good reason for believing
that its chance of adoption would be
greater if its sponsor were not in tho
governors chair. Mr.. Agan's one ant
only issue, the overthrow of nationa
prohibition, is not an issue in which Yer
mont is concerned except through it,
representatives in congress. Mr.. Emery
platform contains no issue of such i'm
portance as to outweigh that of persona
qualification, on which we are convinced
he fails to measure up to the Windhan
county candidate.
Mr. Rabbits interest in Vermont i
mot the result of any sudden politica
ambition. Neither is it born of mis-
guided zeal nor inspired by a lifelon
and oft fulfilled desire to hold publ
Office 1t is based, we are confident, o
long wears of study of Vcrmont's prob
lens at close range-study that has fur
nished him not only with a clear insigh
into those needs but a definite apprecia
ton of what is required to bring abou
egislation necessary TO meet them
Therefore, we say Mr. Babbitt is tn
best man for the job of governor of Vel
i mont. Let us here in Windham count,
who know him best, do everything we ca
to convince the rest of the state of tina
fact.
The Brattleboro daily reformer. (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1913-1955, 1920-05-01
Little Benny's
Note Book
BY LEE PAPE.
The Park Ave. News.
By LEE PAPE.

Exter. Puds Simkins Hert in a AK
sident. Pubs Sim1ins is slitely ndis-
posed as the result of axsident happen
ing vile he was hanging on behind husk-
ster Wagon on his skates last Wensday,
the axsident being that the huskster hit
him in the ear with squshey tomato
Sissiety Lew Davis had berthday
party last Munday on account of his 9th
BIRTHDAY, lemminade and cake being ser.
we'd, Mr.. Benny Potts giving limitations OF
Napoleon. George Washington and Caruso
with CRATE applause, Mr.. Pubs Simkins
playing a piano selecktion with a little
applause and Mr.. Sam Cross borrowing a
dime frtm Mr.. Leroy Shooster to do
tricks WITH ony he shot it down the
register insted of shooting it up his sleeve
like be wunted to, and if Mr. Lew
Daviscs mother hadcnt of gave Mr. Shoe
ster another dime the party mite of end
ed with a fite
pome by skinny Martin
No Skool
I dreamed | had a diamond ring
And 10 pounds of fudge and everything
I woak up and cried, Herray, herray
lis Satidday morning, enyway!
fntrsting Facks About Intristing Pee
pie. Artie Alexander was once elected
president of club called the Good
Spoarts Club, but he resigned rite after
verbs on account Of nobody would pay
eny dues and the club dident have eny
place to meet enyhow.
Spoarts. Ed Wernick still has a name
! fiji nose on account of saying Hello
Skinnie" to thin strange kid last Friday