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The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27
Stamepde On to North
Dawson News)


 The boom is on. The biggest stampede to Alas ka and Yukon since the Kondke strike electrified the world is under way.
 In the first great rush gold the lure
 In this rush the scenic grandeur and the halcyon summer climate form the magnet
 The first rush historic, and it meant the outpouring of millions in wealth. the unlocking of the gold treasures of many picturesque frontier camps. It came after the great discovery of gold.
 This rush is the consequence of what may be termed greater discovery-namely that the Northand is playground for the continent.
 The world knows what influx Florida and Southern California have enjoyed as a result of al turing winter playgrounds Alaska and Yukon prom ise to become Even there are not enough steamships available to bring all the sions and individual tourists North who are clam bring to In time much larger fleets will be provided, and many who to spend the entire summer away from the scorching belt of the mid continent will have homes in the North and the desired of quick travel by air or otherwise will not be lacking
 While considering playgrounds of a continent, it also is to be remembered there are many people who desire winter playgrounds, and who want to spend season amid the fresh and exhil- iarating dry air of certain countries Old St. Petersburg used to be great card in that line and thousands annually went there skate upon the Neva enjoy the Russian sleigh rides Scarcely cheechako to this Northland but who de- lights in winter sports, especially if the newcomer is from the far Southland. The distinct change and the novelty affords thrills of excitement and begets glow of health.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27
Luke McLuke Says

It doesn't do married man any good to be sure he's right. He cant make his wife believe it.
 Strange as it may seem, it isn't the, man who spends $20000 a year in advertising who gets the idea that he has a right to control the policy of newspaper. It is usually the man who spends $2.00 a year.
 It doesn't do an old-fashioned mother any good to name her dau- ghter Mary Ann. By the time Dau- ghter is fourteen years old Daughter will be signing her name Marie An tOinette.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27
CORDOVA PROTESTS

Last week Cordova business men. cannerymen and fishermen, alarmed the increasingly small of salmon. got together and after prolonged cussion of ways and means. sent lengthy protest to the Department of Commerce against continua- ton of fishing in certain through which the salmon forced to pass their way the Copper River spawning grounds. The people of Cordov fully realize that the fishing industry that district is being threatened with extinction taking the only way securing remedial action
 After voicing their objection 10 fishing being allowed fin the waters mentioned they declared No body objects competition under fair similar conditions and being all fishermen dependent
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27

Freedom and Prohibition started to sleep in the same bed year ago. Now Prohibition has hogged the whole bed and Freedom is sleeping on the floor
 Every time wife reads one of her husbands old love letters she won ders how the blame fool ever man. aged to dodge the keepers of the local Bug House.
 Many a girl bushes all night in her sleep because she forgot to remove the permanent blush before she went to bed.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27
Here's an Old-Fashioned Man

Uynchburg, Ohio. News) LOST-On Tuesday morning. ban dana handkerchief with ten dollar bill tied in corner.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27

Switzerland hasn't had a war for 400 years and so probably has its peace treaty drawn ratified and everything by this time Philadelphia Ledger
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27

Unfortunately. a has to start wearing glasses at about the same when he begins get ling his eyes open.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27
The Wise Fool

Every man has his followers ; observed the Sage.
 'Yes," agreed the Fool; "even if they are bill collectors"
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27
A Whole Lot More

A Whole Lot More
 Tt says here that there are two billion stars in the Armament" re marked the Old Fogy as he looked up from the newspaper he was read ing.
 Huh" replied the Crouch. q called man liar one day and saw more stars than that"
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27
Two Winners

Count that day lost beyond a doubt Whose setting sun Has not seen big Babe Ruth bang ou A new home run.
 Luke McLuke.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27

The price of water is going up, but this is no reason why you should fill your cellar with it. = (Cleveand Plain Dealer)
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27
BITS OF BY.PLAY By Luke koLuke Copyr1ghs '.y Cincinnati
 Enquirer

Oh, Doc! Doctors Holder and Bender have an office in Greenville, Miss.
 Our Daily Special Truth Has To Go Some To Be Stranger Than Modern Fiction. The Horrors of Prohibition A lady sends us a poem on Cuba in which she refers to that arid spot where the red, red noses bloom. Is His Middle Name "ShouId?" I. s. Worry lives in Pittsburgh, Penn.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27

Count that day lost beyond a doubt, Whose setting sun Has not seen Luke McLuke grind out All kinds of fun.
 Hastings (Neb) Tribune.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27
Fact

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin; One touch of humor makes the whole world grim One touch of scandal makes the
 whole world chin.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27

A cry that from soul to soul: When do we get winter coal?-(Sun and New York Herald)
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27

It has just about gotten in this country that when man figures building a house his face gets long his chin rubs his vest buttons
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27

Our position simply is that any woman who pays s10,000 for animal has got burro brains
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27

Our idea of a confirmed alcoholic is one who would give his right hand for three fingers under his belt.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27
TIPS FROM TEXAS
(Dallas News)

It isn't bad for girl to be mere chicken as to be a game chicken.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27
Is His Middle Name "ShouId?"
ThinuS To Worry About

Things To Worry About If whiskey keeps on getting higher, the bootleggers will have all the money in the country.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27
All Sorts Of Moss

Louisville must be a messy town Anyway you can find Cliff Moss. Ivy Moss and Forrest Moss at 742 South Twenty Second Street in that town
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27
Notices Is Notices

Notices Is Notices
 Notice
 ePOple wanting to make trains should please phone orders early enough so we will not have to ex- ceed speed limit-Hanson Taxicab Company, Kenton, Ohio.
 Great Scheme q wish you could learn some way to breathe through your ears" said Mrs. Gabb at the breakfast table. "Why?" demanded Mir. Gabb. So you'll wake yourself up when you start to snoring," replied Mrs. Gabb.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27
Betcha!

Where old John D. got all his
 wealth
 You never hear him state; But, while he won't express himself, He sure can pay the freight.
The Alaska daily empire., 1920-07-27
Adam

Poor Adam got in bad one day;
 Eve put him on the pan, Because she overheard him say
 He was self-made man.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18
Ohio News Flashes

ATHENS-Thc funeral services con-
Quoted foe DR.. Aston Ellis, who was
for 20 years President of Ohio Uni
Nersity, was attended by hundreds of
former students and townspeople. DR..
Abbott Y. Wilcox. pastor of the
Athens First Presbyterian Church,
conducted the services, assisted by DR..
William OXley Thompson, President
OF Ohio State University, and Dr..
Edwin Watts Chubb, dean of the
college of Liberal Arts, Ohio Uni
versity
MARION-J. w Squires, of Kokomo,
Ind, sent telegram to the local police
asking them to search the hotels with
q view of locating his wife, who was
supposed to have left Akron last Fri
day to return 10 her home in KokCmo.
Squires fears that his wife met with
an accident. He is seriously ILL.,
DAYTON-Action is soon to be
taken on the new proposed gas tate
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18
Good Evening
BY Roy x. Moulton
THE HAM TREE ACT

Mcintyre and Heath became stage
partners fifty years ago. Their act
consisted in that pathetic search for
the mythical land where cheese was
dug out of quarries and hams grew on
trees. This is the same act that Lee
nine and Trotsky have been partners
in for the last four years. How long
will they last at it?
can understand the plight of Will
son. l used to be an uplifter myself
and I went around loving humanity
until l didn't have a friend in the
world.
HIGH TIDE
AS we sat tamping with our feet
The wave-wet silted sand,
Your fingers, idly indiscreet,
Reached out and touched my hand.
Your finger tip conveyed no hint,
The glow it caused must fade
AS quickly as the sandy print
Your passing footsteps made.
The tides came in and played their
part,
Your footprints had their day
But your fingerprints are on my heart,
And will not wash away.
Italy's minimum demands on Jugo-
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18
For Itching Eczema,
Old Sores and Piles

81 guarantee my ointment" says
Peterson Of Buffalo, "to cure eczema !;
to stop the itching at once and any re-
liable druggist will cheerfully refund
your money IL PETERSON'S ONT
MENT doesn't do everything l say it
will do"
William A. Carley of Franklin. N. Y,
is surely wise man. He writes: 81
used PETERSON'S OINTMENT on a
little boy suffering terribly with &C.
zCma. 1t cid the work"
Then there is Alex. Louttel, a brave
fireman Of Buffalo, who is glad to
write as follows: Il had an old sore
on my leg for many years. The best
doctors failed. PETERSON'S ONT.
MENT entirely healed the sore quick.
"" And from over in Canada comes
a letter from A. Blockeby. stating:
The best thing I ever hit for itching
piles is PETERSON'S OINTMENT"
A big bow for 50 cents. Mail orders
filled by Peterson Ointment Co, Inc,
Buffalo. N. Y.-Advertisement.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18

you have this wonderful farm next
door-on your grocer's shelves.
Every Day Milk means all the
rich purity Of country milk,
only most Of the useless water
has been taken out so it can be
sent to you economically, sealed
and sterilized in its bright new
SAllos .es$4x~-E W,
When you put back this water,
you get more than a quart Of
creamy mllk-pure as sunshine
for less than quart Of ola.fa5A-
ion<d bottled milk costs.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18
four CHURCHES JOIN
IN union SERVICES
FOR MONTH AT EATON

EATON, O., Nov. 1S.-The Rever-
end Hiley Baker. Christian church,
will preach the sermon at the first OF
a series of evangelistic services Sun,
day evening in the Methodist church.
The meetings, will continue over a
period of four weeks, The Methodist,
Presbyterian, Christian and United
Brethren churches will join in the
meetings, each of the four churches
to entertain an equal portion of the
meetings, according to present ar
rangements.
New Pastor Arrives.
The Rev. f. w. Fitch, Of Francis
vile, Ind, called recently to the pas
torate of Christ church, has arrived in
Eaton and will take up his pastoral
duties next Sunday.
Attend Conference.
Miss Mary Ewalt, West Alexandria,
Preble county Red Cross health nurse,
is in GAINESVILLE this week, attending
the conference of various social wei
fare organizations of the state.
Drive Progresses.
While the membership drive of the
Preble county Red Cross chapter is
reported as progressing satisfactorily
officers Of the organization are at this
time unable to state the number OF
members secured up to this time.
Lodge Supper.
Eaton lodge, No. S1S. Loyal Order
Of Moose, will observe it's fourth an
niversary next Monday night. rabbit
supper and program of entertainment
to feature the affair. DR.. Christian,
Of Verona, will deliver an address.
Rabbit Supper.
Rabbit suppers are coming into
vogue locally these days. Members OF
the Brotherhood class Of the Presby-
terrain church will give a rabbit sup
per Friday evening in the church.
Members Of the class will engage in
a days hunt to provide game for the
feast.
Residents Of Dixon township will
stage their annual community supper
Saturday evening in the township
school building. Men and boys of the
community will provide the Dummies"
for the supper.
Reviews Cases.
Court Of appeals. in session here
Tuesday, announced that it would 70
view the r. l., Estis and William Mills
case when the court sits il Dayton
the first week in December. The case
was taken from common pleas court
70 the higher court upon error.
Estis and Mills were convicted re-
Gently of stealing an automobile from
the garage of S. c. Richie, in New
Paris, and were sentenced to from one
to seven years in prison. Pending &C
tion of the higher court on the case,
Estis and Mills are at liberty under
bond, the former under $4,000 bond
and the latter under $4,000 bond.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18
News of the Counties

NEW PARIS, Ohio, Nov. 1S.-Mrs
Mary Beelman. age So years. was
found dead at her home on North
Washington street. by her brother, c.
Mrs. Beelman lived alone, although
she was carefully attended by rcla
tives. She had not been well for sew.
eral days. and it is thought that her
death was the result of a closing of
the lung passages. The aged women
has been resident of New Paris FOR
the greater part of her life, and was
associated with both the Rebekah and
the Eastern Star lodges. She is sur
viyed by one brother. Or. G. NJ vii.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18

Marie AlexandreLe Lang,
young French girl who served thir-
tceen months with RI A. E. +. as
telepho-e operator with the signal
corps n Frn,ce. has been admitted
to citizenship. She fed her ap-
rlication under the provisions Of
the naturalization laws which per-
NIT alien members of the army or
navy who served during the war
and who were hono-ably discharged
to become citizens without making
the regular declaration of intention
and waiting two wears before their
cases were heard.
Slavia include the Julian Alps, thu
Nevaso mountain and the railroad a.
far as St. Peter Junction" Sound:
like they wanted the earth and the
suburbs of heaven.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18

cox of New Paris, and niece, Mrs.
Ernest Clerke, of Cincinnati
Funeral services will be held at
the home on Thursday afternoon, fol
lowed by burial at Spring Lawn Gem
etery
MODOC, Nov. 18.-John Lee died al
his home miles southwest of Win
chester at 1890 a. M, Nov. II, age
81 years, months and IA days.
He leaves a wife, one son and three
grandchildren. Three brothers, Ed
ward of Albany; Samuel and Riley o!
Modoc, and two sisters, Mrs. Ruth
Jones of Modoc and Mrs. Vern Ross
of Iowa, also survive. Funeral al
Dunkard church west of Hagerstowr
Sunday at l o'clock, with Lewis Tee
ter officiating.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18

Thanksgiving serve a Jify-
)ell dessert. Get it now, and
let us send you free some
dainty way OF serving.
Jitfy-Jell is the new grade
quick gelatin dessert. Its fruit
favors are rich and real.
We crush the fruit, con-
dense the juice and seal it in
bottle. So you get real fruit
and much of it, not a mere
fruit taste.
Eight fruits thus come to
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18

CUPPOSE you had all the convenience
~ ofyour presenthome, but rig ht next
door to you there was big farm, with
a fine herd of COWS!
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18

had instructed the jury to return a
verdict of not guilty because of the
lack of evidence. Asher is also under
indictment jointly with Gene Will
Jams, ex-deputy prosecuting attorney,
and Thomas ". Miller, attorney, in
connection with the Bryant bank rob-
berry and with Williams in connection
with the Spiceland bank robbery.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18

for this city. To all consumers Of
1000 cubic feet of gas the proposed
tate is so cents. This rate will stand
good up to 5000 feet; So cents for the
next 5000 and 60 cents for an addi-
tional 5000. Any greater consump-
ton would be at the rate of 81 a
thousand cubic feet. The company
contends that a higher rate would in
sure more gas, as consumers will con-
serve the supply.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18

Misses Alice Goodwin and Leatha
Pegg spent the weekend with Mr..
and Mrs. Lester Geeting. .... The
fourth grade received sample tubes of
Colgate's tooth-paste last week. ....
Miss Macy and Miss Willis spent Sat
urday and Sunday at their homes.
! The Senior class have received their
class rings and pins.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18
Monroe School

MONROE SCHOOL - The sopho-
mores are planning a historical map
by which they can leave a permanen,
record of themselves as history
class. Mrs. Harve Splitter and Mrs.
Chester Fmrick visited the first grade
Friday afternoon. :. Jesse Troutwine
has withdrawn from the fourth grade
and will enter school at Greenvillc.. :.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18
COURT INSTRUcTS JURY
TO ACQUIT COURT ASHER

MUNCIE, Ind, Nov. 17.-CourL Asn-
er, Muncie machinist. charged by
grand jury indictment with robbing
the home of Kenneth Spurgeon, Nun
Gle manufacturer, March 90, W." -.
Quilted in tn"
terday after Judge w. A. Thompson
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-11-18

LOW you would enjoy sending
l. l. one of the children next
door for a big shiny pail of that
rich creamy milkI And how you
would save money on your milk
bills by not having to pay for
constant watchfulness and ice to
prevent souring, and broken glass
bottles, and delivery men, and
all the other things you pay for
when bottled milk has to be
brought many miles to you, door
stepl
Well, so far as milk is concerned,
Evening star., 1920-01-04
lust a Little.

FREDERICK FISH. the employers'
representative in the recent in-
dustrial conference, said in cohdem-
nation Of certain bclshevistic labor
leaders:
"a little knowledge is dang sareus
thing. .,and the trouble with thtsr nien
is that they've got a little 'knowfedss.
Just, q little. you know. ..s",'' - :
They're like the city ad'wl,p, after
a visit to his uncle's farm In the CONT
try, refused to have. any thing more,
to do with milk.
"'No, thanks he said. None of shat
for me. know all about the stun
now. It's nothing bu, chewed grass
Evening star., 1920-01-04

Whatta you know about that!''
ASK Cert. She's been following me
around from place to place for years,
sticking to me because / say there
amt model in the business can show
the clothes like she can"
.1.Yese"i,Ss ''s. 80
''s' Ask her: she's my age and we been
oh the job' together for twenty years.
Long before live models was even
known in the business. she and me
were showing goods in the old Cum
ningham place on Madison avenue"
'Even-even back there you was
dead set on having good figures around
the place, wasn't you, Phoszie?'
= Il tell you it's economy in the end.
off the goods to advantage" ;.
"Oh, I'm not kicking Phonze, but l
was just saying"
Il have been in the business long
enough, madam, to. learn that the
greatest way in the world. to show
gowns is on live stock. A dame will
fall for any sort of rag stuck on
a figure like Gert's. and think the
waistline and all is thrown in with
the dress. You seen for yourself Van
Ness order Ave gowns right off Gert's
back today. Would she have fallen
for them il we had shown them in
the hand? Not much! She forgot all
about her own thirty-eisht waist line
when she ordered that pink organdie.
She was seeing Gerts twenty-five
inches"
"But honest, Phonzie, take a girl
like Cert, even with her figure, she
oh, don't know. there's something
about her!''
''She may rub your fur the wrong
way, madam, but, under all her nip
ways, they don't come no finer than
Cert"
mo, it amt that, only she don't
always get across. Take Upton; she
won't even let her show her gown;
she's always calling for Do Do irs cad.
Sometimes. l think the. trade takes ex-
ceptions to a girl like Cert. her all
decked out in diamonds that--show
how-how fly she must be-"
"Gertie Dobriners the best in the
business just the same. madam. She
amt stuck on her way Of living no
more than l am, but she's model
and she ain't got enough of anything
Evening star., 1920-01-04

jTRETCHED.
II amt your boss, Phonzie-don't
I give you the run of everything
hiring-the models and all?'
"Sure you're my boss, and it's pretty
soft for me-"
and + was just thinking, Phonzie,
that it's pretty soft for me to have
j, found a. fellow like" you to manage
things for.me' 'e':'}fd aisi.. t'Fc ~
"Shacksw
without you, so used to the ways
of the avenue and all that kind of
thing, where would I be now, trying
to run in the right kind Of bluff with
the trade?"
"You ought to see the way we
handled them when was on the floor
for Du Gass. Say, we wouldn't touch
a peignoir in that establishment for
under two hundred and fifty and-we
had 'em coming in there Hike sheep.
The Riverside Drive trade is nothing,
madam, compared to what we could
do down there with the avenue busi-
ness"
You sure know how to handle the
lorgnette bunch, Phonzie"
IT'S it any wonder. being in the bust:
ness twenty years?'
Twenty years-why, Phonzie, YOU
you don't look much more than twen-
ty yourself"
He laughed, shifting one. knee to tho
other.
That's because you can't see that
my eyeteeth are gold, madam"
you're so light on your feet Phon-
zie, and slick"
ITO look twenty and feel your forty
years amt what it's cracked up to be-
If I had home OF my own. you know
what I'd buy nrst-a pair Of carpet
slippers and patent rocker"
II bet you mean it, toe, Phonzie."
'Sure i mean it, How'd you like to
go through life like me, trying to
keep the kink ironed in my hair and
out of my back or'lose my job at the
only kind of work I'm good for. It's
like trying to live with "a grin frozen
g on ,your"faee so you cant close your
mouth" $,.
II just can't get over 1t, Phonkie,
You forty! You Ave years older than
me and me afraid-thinking all along
1t was just the other way" '
Il had already shed my milk teeth
before yon We're born. madam"
Evening star., 1920-01-04

. Sure, madam. l do
On the wings of twelve-month
spring had come around again and
the taste OF summer was like POPPY
leaves between the teeth. and the
The Wheeling intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1903-1961, 1920-09-04
FEDERAL TROOPS IN WEST
VIRGINIA

During tho past four months, wo have
had somethin akin to civil war In n
number OF tho counties in southern
West Virginia Riots have occurred. prop
erty has been destroyed. and men KILL
ed in cold blood. The Federal troops
have been called int" tho State TO re-
store order. This is nothing less than
admission that the state government or
West Virginia has broken down. and
that II falls IN the functions that II
should perform.
At eas last session or the Legislature.
an act creating State Constabuiary
yas paSad. That act WAS framed under
tho direction Of the governor and had
his rnAst enthusiastic support The con-
atAbuhry wns organized ana equipped
aad pot for some reason. NO ma lhAl
n IN eithsr utterly Inadequate or rltl
fully insufficient. while Investigations
are tho order OF tho day. an inVoHtiEa-
,ioa % tho conditions IN thoso disturbed
tsrv,tofics Nigh, wolI 10 made. and II
viii IL found. VIZ believe. that tho ro.