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luncheon Parties
CROWD All Clubs
at Southampton
rbrong on Beach Larger Than
on Any Day This
Summer.

., ,, THE Sen AND NEW YoEK HnRALD.
P,o", Pso~rvI AlProN, L. l., Aug. s.--south-
,n,ona beach presented decidedly
N"p and festive appearance this morn
Gp nt,b Ter the new bright striped parasols
lhb antted every available space and
lp"' ,rs,tv gowns OF the women. The
VI" ,1g uas larger than on any day this
umv" sr There we're great many new
t' .,. IN the crowd, as many persons re-
li,T ls,asd over from the Flagg-Sage we'd
I'rS and others from the dog show to
.",oy .5o the surf bathing and other pleas
,,., ,,., of tho week end.
Tnncbeons were given at the various
ms ana all Of them were crowded, an
,S"s,aIly .,u"y large number gathering at the
ssSIrnecook Hills Golf Club. Among them
". ,. Nr Robert W. Kelly, Mrs. Robert
W Tbompson, Mr.. and Mrs. Stephen p.
%.n w. Miss Hllda Sykes, Mrs George G..
no witt. Mr. and Mrs. John Berwind,
W, and Mrs Vernon c. Brown, Miss
p.rhsra Brown, Mr. and Mrs. Casimir
a. Pbsm. Mr. Morehead Patterson.
,,.s.,s Lawrence and Edward Van In
90, Mrs p A. Valentine, Mr. Anderson
yolenttne Mr.. and Mrs. Philip d. Ar
,,opr or. George A. Dixon, Col. and
Mrs Henry May, Mr.. Henry May. Jr !:
nr and Mrs. Harold Barclay, Mr.. and
Mrs. William A, Barstow, Mrs. William
var Wright Mr.. and Mrs Thomas Ball,
vr and Mrs William Hamilton. Mr.. and
Wrs George Leary Mr.. George Leary.
II Miss Elaine Sullivan, Mr.. and Mrs.
lanes Sullivan, Mr. Frank Harden. Miss
Virginia Rice, Mr.. and Mrs, George Max
cslI Major and Mrs. Theron Strong. Mr.,
ard Mrs. Victor Mapes, Mr., and Mrs.
lanes Rrcese, Miss Gertrude Robinson,
NJ and Mrs. O. w. Bright and Mrs.
william Morton Grinnell.
Mrs william w. Hoppin has arranged
to- Eer sons, Masters William and Fred
.-..k loppin, some water sports at the
National COLI Club bathing beach next
Tuesday
Mr.. and Mrs Gardiner Gilsey. who
p.is recently married, motored over
from their home in Quogue this morning
and Joined the throng on the beach.
IN Wednesday at the Shinnecock Hills
coli club there will be womens golf
,arrnament, for which a first and second
,ize is offered Mmes William Barstow,
Finley P. Dunno and Stewart Preston
have charge of the arrangements.
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Miss Geneva winslow Married.

Miss Geneva Jean Winslow, daughter
o' Dr.. and Mrs. Julius NJ. Wlnslow OF
10 Morrngside Drive, and Lieut.. G.
Haven Mankin, son OF DR.. and Mrs.
J. W. Mankin OF Washington. were
married Thursday afternoon in the
gnurch Of st. Mary the Virgin by the
Key Dr. Joseph G, H. Barry, rector,
assisted by the Rev, Father c. Winthrop
peaoody The brides attendants were
Mfs G. Kenneth Babcock Of Orange.
~ j. and Miss Miriam Sutherland OF
Mount Vernon, y. Y.
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stricken Pastor. Body Moved.

The body OF the Rev, DR.. George
Frederick Pentecost, pastor of Bethany
Presbyterian Church. Philadelphia, who
was stricken while on the way TO this
city on New Haven train. was removed
yesterday from the East Fifty-frst
street police station to the undertaking
esta ablishment Of Arthur S. Davies, IL
East Thirty-ninth street, at the request
OF DR.. Pentecost's sister, Mrs. Frederic
Phillipa
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Two women solOi.ts at Stadium.

An audience numbering 5000 heard
the National Symphony Orchestra's con-
cert at the City College Stadium last
night. There were two solollsts, Miss
Marie Sundelius. who sang from Bach
Gunod and Leoncavallo. and Miss Cecil
Arden. VINO sang from Donizetti Both
singers were called upon for encores
The soloists tonight will be Miss Lois
Elwell. soprano. and Vincente Ballster,
barytone
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Arrivals mt Gramatan.

Special to THE srN AND NEw YoRR HERALD.
BRoNxv1LLE, n. Y. Aug. s.-Mr. and
Mrs. Charles L. Holmes of New York
are at Gramatan for the balance Of the
summer, as are also Mr.. Albert Hemple
and family. New York. and Mrs. Edward
B. Osborne OF Montclair, N. ]. Other
arrivals are Mrs Frederick r. Marvin,
Albany; Mr.. CHARLES 8. Porter, Wash
ington. and Mr.. and Mrs. William A.
Parson. Atlanta. Ga.
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THEATRES
PLAN VAST MERGER
Combine Would Affect 5000
Houses IN Empire.

MONTREAL, Aug. S.--Negotiations are
on foot for a gigantic organization OF
Legitimate" theatre interests throughout
the British Empire, George r. Drlscoll,
vice-president OF the Trans-Canada The
atres. Ltd, announced here to-day. The
combine, he said, is to include all legit-
innate theatre owners and administrators
of England under Sir Alfred Butt and
those OF Canada. New Zealand and
South Africa.
Such a merger would involve actual
ownership Of 1900 theatres and would
affect the bookings OF some 5000 thea.
tres Mr. Drlscoll said He will sail
Wednesday for England on business re-
lating to the new organization.
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White sulphur Springs.

Special to THH suN AND NEW YoRK Hn,rD.
WHITE SULPHUR SPRINGS, W. Va,
Aug. S.-Many Of the summer guests
are lingering until the children's carni-
val takes place later In August. This
has long been one Of the features OF this
resort
Mrs. Somers Rhodes Of Chester, Pa.
arrived last night and will spend sew
eral DAYS with Gov. and Mrs. w. c.
Sproul Of Pennsylvania.
Mr.. Herbert P. Winthrop arrived Sat-
urday evening.
Mrs. Hugh Young and her daughter,
Miss Frances Young Of Baltimore, are
among the late arrivals.
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FREDERICK $. PHELPS.

ERIE, Pa, Aug. S.---Frederick q.
Phelps, president and editor OF the Erie
Daily Times, died at n hospital here to-
day after n long illness.
Mr., Phelps, who was one OF the best
known newspaper men in Pennsylvania,
had been the chief executive OF tho
Times for twenty-five years He came
from New England thirty-hve years
ago, He is survived by his widow,
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A. B. HOWARD LOST
FROM LINER AT SEA
American Express Executive
on Way to NeUO York.

BUENos AIRES, Aug. s.--A. b. How
ard. South American manager OF the
American Express Company, has disap-
peared from the liner Martha Wash
ington, which is on a voyage from Bue-
nos Aires TO New York, says WIRE
less despatch received here. He has
been missing since July 80.
Mr.. Howard was one Of the best
known Americana In South America. lie
was returning to the United States on
account OF the illness OF his wife, who
preceded him.
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Mr.. and Mrs. ". II. Way OF Glen
Cove, l.. l., whose daughter is at Pine
Knoll Camp in Conway. are spending
the season there at the Presidential Inn.
Miss Ida Bolles Of New York and
Miss Anna Munson Of Madison, n. J.,
are also there. Alexander c. Ferguson
OF Philadelphia. with his daughter. Mrs.
Charles f. Noblitz. is at Grays Inn,
Jackson.
Rear Admiral Harry Knox Of Annap-
oils, Nd, and Mrs. Knox are spending
the summer at the Inn.
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after a weeks illness, He was 40 years
old. Prior TO assuming charge OF the
oil mans properties he was Buperintend-
ent OF the Franklin b. Lord estate at
Cedarhurst His wife. two sons and one
daughter survive him.
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and Mrs. Henry Fairfield Osborn. at
Garrison, N, Y.
Brig. Gen. and Mrs Henry G. Sharpe
Of Washington, ID. c., are the guests OF
his sister, Mrs. Ira Davenport, In Bath,
NY.
Mrs. Charles ]. Hudson, who has
been visiting Mrs Drelincourt Martin at
New London, returned yesterday to her
home at Syosset, L. l.
MrS William A. Read and her daugh-
ter, Miss Elizabeth Read, win go on
Tuesday TO the Adirondacks from Pur-
chase. n. Y,
Messrs. Madison and De Forest Grant
have gone by automobile to Winter Har-
Dor. Me.
Mrs. Whltelaw Reid has gone to her
camp In the Adirondacks from ophir
Hall, White Plains, n. Y.
Miss Martha McCook Is visiting Mr..
and Mrs Winthrop w, Aldrich In South
ampton.
Mr.. Adrian Iselin has gone to Bar
Harbor to Join Mrs. Iselin.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Russell Pope are
the guests of her mother. Mrs. Penn
broke Jones' in Newport.
Mr.. and Mrs. F. Skiddy Won Stade
have returned to Westbury, L. l., from
Saratoga Springs,
Mr.. and Mrs. George A. Crocker went
yesterday TO the Adirondacks from
Oyster Bay.
Washington.
Mr.. Augusta Cochrane de Alencar
Ambassador of Brazil, Is spending the
week end in Green Spring Valley, near
Baltimore
Secretary Of Commerce Alexander is
will not return to Washington until
September /.
Prince Casimir Lubmirslt. Minister
Of Poland, is at the legation for n few
ski at Newport this week,
Secretary OF tho Navy Daniels, Mrs,
Daniels and their son, Mr.. Frank Dan
iels, spent Saturday and Sunday in Get
tysburg. Secretary Daniels started last
night for Hyde Park, y. Y, 10 attend
the notification OF Franklin D. Roosevelt
Democratic nominee for Vice President.
Rear Admiral and Mrs. Frank F.
Beatty have gone TO Orkney Mineral
Springs Va, to pass the rest Of the
summer Mrs Beatty's sister, Miss
Peachy, is with them.
Mrs. Poe White, who has been visit
! ing Mrs. Paul Pearsall at Black Rock.
| Conn, has gone TO York Haror, Me
Later she will visit Easthampton. L. l.,
and return TO Washington in September.
In other Places.
Miss Miriam Fenno will be one Of the
bridesmaids at the marriage Of Miss
Lucy Train, daughter Of Mr.. and Mrs.
Arthur Train, to Dean Worcester
which Will take place at Bar Harbor
on August 81.
The engagement has been announced
Of Miss Isabel Noyes of Washington
to Mr.. George Irving Hubbard of Hart
ford. son Of Mr.. and Mrs. John A. Hub
| bard of Groton. Conn.
Mr.. and Mrs. T. Pelham Dodd of
New York. who were guests of Mrs.
Charles e Inches at her home in Bos-
ton, have gone to Lake Winnipesaukec,
N. H., where they have leased camp.
Mr. AND Mrs. Charles Francis Adams
ond thei- daughter, Miss Catherine
Adams, are staying at Minots, North
Scituate, Mass. They will return to
their country place at Concord about
the middle Of September.
Mrs. S. A. mcdonnell Of Boston sailed
on the Aquitania Saturday for Europe,
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Chilean vioIlnIst to Play Here.

Louis Palma, Chilean violinist, will
give a recital Wednesday night In the
concert hall Of the McAlpin Hotel in
conjunction with Tito del Moral, pianist
! and composer.
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PERSONAL NTELLIGENCE.


Mrs Ralph Sanger. who arrived from
England on the Adrlatio on Friday. will
pass the autumn with her parents, Prof
and Mrs Henry Fairfield Osborn, at
Garrison, N. Y.
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Brig.-Gen. and Mrs. Henry G. Sharpe
Of Washington, ID. c., are the guests OF
his sister, Mrs, Ira Davenport, In Bath,
NY.
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Mrs. Charles !, Hudson, who has
been visiting Mrs Drelincourt Martin al
New London, returned yesterday to her
home at Syosset, L, ],
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OBITUARIES.
JESSE b. PARTRIDGE.

Jesse b. Partridge, for the last seven
years superintendent OF the Pratt es-
tates at Glen Cove, l.. l., died yesterday
LOST AND FOUND.
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LIBERAL reward for return Of envelope
containing sum Of money and valuable
papers, lost between Delaney and Orchard
sts aud 9Th av. and Goth st, Friday after
noon. LongAcre ii12
LOsT-Umhrella, gentlcwans odd silver
handle, initials A. ]. NJ. left In telephon,
booth Hudson Terminal. August O: Finder
please communicate with A. ]. MORAN, 100
Hudson St, N. y; phone Franklin 944l.
LOST, or Stolen.-Ear phone, from auto In
vicinity Of bqth St. reward, no questions
asked. Office. 252 West 10Th Phone Col.
e49o. ----.-----------
LOsT-REWARD.
Extra small black leather suitcase. con-
tanned "a Brownie. folding Kodak; left on
uptown Brighton train at Rector ST., S:4S
A. NJ, Thursday Phone Flatbush 6013W,
Jewelry,
I.OST-Solitaire diamond ring, ladies wash
room, Park Av. Hotel, Sunday evening
about 30 o'clock. Liberal reward c., $50
sun-Herald.
LOsT-Bar pin, green and purple stones,
New York-Brookyn, Wednesday; reward.
Madison Square 1919, Miss BUCKLEY.
TOsT--A gold Identification tag marked
Earl Carroll; reward. Bryant 1870
81 900 REWARD.
no questions asked, for the return Of oblonR
diamond bracelet; lost between Park av, ana
4Tth at and Century Theatre. DRICER a
CO, $50 5th ay:
$50 REWARD
for return of diamond bar pin: lost July 30
Az Southampton, l.. I. MARCUS & CO., 5th
av. and 45th st.
$50 REWARD.
no questions asked, for return Of gold watch
platinum. diamond and sapphire setting lost
beiwe cen 5th sv.. 2sth and 9lst SITS. ALBERT
X. LEE & CO. INC, 10 William st.
$40 REWARD
for return Of emerald and diamond bar Din;
iost between Goth and 10th Rts. and 9Th av
and Broadwa ay. A II. LEE a CO.. INC, ~
William St.
Wearing Apparel.
IOST-Saturday. between I and P M in
brown and white taxi or Capitol Theatre,
DARK SABLE NECKPIECE. liberal re-
ward. McGRATH. Ritz-Carlton Hotel. 46th
St, Madison av.
TOsT-Fisher fur necKpiece, Plaza Movies.
Friday, 2 o'clock; S2j reward. No cues.
,ions II returned to Hotel Essex, Seth 81. and
Madison av.
LOsT-About 50th at. and Broadway, a Fitch
fur neckpiece: seven skins reward BAR
RETT. Hotel Markwell. 200 West 10th ST.,
room 200.
I.OsT,--sabIe scarf, West End train Raw
Parkway station. Friday. Aug g. liberal
reward; no questions. \. MAN Bay Jlst
at. Brooklyn
IOsT.-sable neckpiece Thursday evening in
taxi between sd st. and Broadway 10
Commodore Hotel marked shayne. sutabl.
reward. Apt, 2-B. $50 9TH av. Circle eiOO
IyOsT-Mnk scarf (Iaeckei's), 4 skins, from
Square. Phone stuyvesant 26i6: reward,
LOsT-small beaver neckpiece, 42d-list and
Lexington av.; reward. DoWNEY. Sl2
East 64th.
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MrS William A. Read and her daugh-
ter, Miss Elizabeth Read, win go on
Tuesday to the Adirondacks from Pur-
chase. n. Y.
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Mr., ano Mrs. Charles Francis Adams
ond thei- daughter Miss Catherine
Adams, are staying at Minots, North
Scituate, Mass. They will return to
their country place at Concord about
the middle Of September.
Mrs. S. A. Macdonnell Of Boston sailed
on the Aquitania Saturday for Europe,
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Messrs. Madison and De Forest Grant
have gone by automobile to Winter Har-
Dor, Me.
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suddenly. Aug. 9, at Lowell.
Me, Austin Gilbert Tompkns. aged Il
years O months beloved son OF Edward
De Voc Tompkins and Maud Peck Tomp-
kins. Funeral services at Old Dutch
Church, Sleepy Hollow Cemetery. Tarry-
town, n. y, at 1880 A. NJ, Tuesday.
Aug. 10. Automobiles will meet the s:S1
A, NJ. (standard timel train from Grand
Central Terminal, 3j daylight saving
time Bridgeport. Conn, papers please
copy.
ToNE.-On August 8. at her residence.
Mary, daughter Of the late Mr.. and Mr.
Henry Tone. Requiem mass at Cf,vrr a
Of the Holy Name, o6th st. and Amster-
A. NJ. Interment private.
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The engagement has been announced
Of Miss Isabel Noyes of Washington
to Mr.. George Irving Hubbard of Hart
ford, son OF Mr.. and Mrs. John A. Hub
bard of Groton, Conn.
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Mr.. and Mrs T.. Pelham Dodd of
New York. who were guests of Mrs
Charles e Inches at her home in Bos-
ton. have gone to Lake Winnipesaukec
N H., where they have leased a camp,
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BUMPER TIMBER CROP EXPECTED IN THE SOUTH
 WEST IN 212O A. ID.

The mountains of the southwest are teeming with minute pinetrees that first saw the light last June. There are millions-yes, billions of them and it is difficult to overestimate their value. Numerous counts made by forest service investigators on sample plots show that there are anywhere from 10000 to 100000 of these seed- lings per acre with an estimated av- craze of 10000.
 Not only is there an unprecedented number of these small trees, but they have already made a remarkable growth. The old pines did their level best to produce bumper crop of pine seed in 1918, and they scattered it far and wide. Then in the winter of 1918-19 there was a very heavy snow fall, and the following spring the for ests were full of moisture from the melting snow and early spring rains So the seeds, instead of sprouting in July or August as they usually do, sent up their shoots early in June; and encouraged by heavy summer rains, drove their roots far down into the soil, out of reach of ordinary drouths. The chances are that huge number of these seeding trees will survive the dangers of infancy and grow into full-fedged trees, fit 10 make ships mast or house.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
JAPANESE HUMOR

Said an innkeeper's wife to her hus- band:
 "The guest who came this evening carries package that seems to con- tain things of great value. I wish he would leave it behind"
 q have a good idea" said the hus- band. q will give him a great deal of myoga."
 The innkeeper carried out his plan and gave myoga, spicy vegetable supposed to produce forgetfulness, in abundance to the guest with soup and with vegetables, and soon after the guest had departed he hopefully in- spected the room. There was no trace of the coveted baggage.
 The landlady began to scoff at the inefficacy of myoga as an oblivion pro- ducer, but her husband admonished her not to lose faith so easily.
 "The myoga has had it's effect" he declared.
 "What do you mean?" demanded the woman.
 "Why, he forgot to pay his bill, replied the husband.
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COST OF THE
 GEO. WASHINGTON

From May IS, 1919, to June 29, 1919, the ocean liner George Washing ton was in the Brest roads awaiting the arrival of President Wilson. Off, cers who figured the costs of keeping the George Washington in the roads said it was $10,0OO a day for the ship alone, which meant forty-one days to June 29, or $410,000. These officers said that within less time the ship could have made two trips to America with six thousand men on each trip; that at the lowest estimate $3 was the cost per man per day to keep them in Brest and adjacent camps. Ina. means that the presidents ship could have taken twelve thousand men home, and that these men, because forced to remain in Brest, cost the government approximately $36,000 day.
 President Wilson sailed for America from Brest the last time June 29, 1919.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
Negro Brothers, Parted 60 Years, Come Together

LOUISVILLE, KY. On slave block at New Orleans Christmas Eve, 1859, three negro pickaninnies were offered for sale.
 Their mother kissed them, and they were taken away by their new mas, ters, two to a Louisianian named Dougherty, the other to Tennesseap named Drane.
 Time passed, emancipation came, but the negro youths remained with their masters, who were kind.
 In days that came they learned to read and write a little, and finally learned of the whereabouts of their mother, who, too, had been faithful to her former owners.
 Recently three negroes, bent with age, their white, kinky locks like snow, met in Louisville.
 George Drane crowed delightedly as his brothers, Phil and Charley Dough- erty, chorused, De great days done cum." Later they went to Leitchfeld, where their mother, 100 years old, lives.
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Thought Skunk Was a Cat; Y, Took it To Church.

The spirit of Christmas took a re- f1ex action at Hallam, Pa. H. l.. Hershey, on his way to Christmas re- ligious services, spied an animal in q roadway. His heart was touched, for the night was bitter cold. kitty, kitty" he called, and the half frozen creature came to him. He caught it in his arms and took it to church where it would be warm. In a few minutes the animal thawed out and there was a precipitate rush by the worship pers before the services had fully started. Hershey had brought a skunk in the church.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
TURPENTINE INDUSTRY
 FOR THE SOUTHWEST

ALBUQUERQUE, N. M.-That the forests of Arizona and New Mexico hold great possibilities for the tur- pentine industry, is the opinion of the investigative committee of the south western district of the forest service assembled here. Reports from the chief forester indicate that there is a growing shortage of naval stores in the southern pineries, and it is antici- pated that as soon as this shortage be- comes acute, the turpentine industry will be extended to the southwest. Studies instituted several years ago showed that week for week the flow of turpentine per tree in the southwest is about eightytwo per cent of that in the southern states, and that allow ing for the shorter southwestern sea- son, the output is sixty-two per cent. In anticipation of this new industry, the forest service is undertaking a further study to ascertain the best methods of turpentining applicable to southwestern conditions without en- tailing the extensive damage to the forests that occurred among the south en pineries. Likewise, it will be as CefldlHeu WIlal areas SNOulu De Hldue available for turpentining in order that this industry can be correlated with future logging operations. In short, the purpose of this study is to work out definite turpentining pol
 icy and working plan for the south west.
 The growing importance of the so- called woodland type, consisting of jun iper and pinon, and occurring extens- ively in the foot hill regions of the southwest, was recognized by the com mittee. It was, therefore, decided to make more thorough reconnaissance of this timber type, and work out q more extensive> plan of management by which this timber can be fully util- ized as a source of fuel wood, posts. ties and mine props without endang- ering the permanency of the supply. The pinon nut crop was recognized as valuable by-product of the pinon forests, and an investigation will be made to determine the areas giving the largest yields and the best quality of these nuts.
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
AT THE zoo

The dear old thing, with her usual stock of questions, was visiting the Zoo. Keeper" she said, tapping him with her umbrella, "what do you con- slider to be the most remarkable ani- maj in these wonderful gardens?" "Well, ma'am," replied the keeper thoughtfully, "after careful considera- ton, as you might say, l should say that there laughing hyena gets the prize." Indeed, my good man! And what makes you think that?" Well, he only has a sleep once week, a meal once a month, and drink once a year." said the keeper, moving on. "So what he has to laugh about beats me-"
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Woman Insists on 50-50 Split in Family Purse

MILWAUKEE, WIS. - A federal law compelling 50-50 division of the family income between husband and wife was asked of the Democratic party by Mrs. Edgar L. Bell, Milwau- kee county chairman, Democratic women's committee, at a meeting of the state central committee.
 Speaking of her proposition for a "50-50" law, Mrs. Bell said:
 "The day will come when women will refuse to slave in home for merely board and keep. Women I've met in my social settlement work have told me they had to beg a nickel to spend for themselves"
The Coconino sun., 1920-01-30
FUTURISM

In a recent interview Sir Edwin Lutyens, the famous architect who de- signed the Whitehall Cenotaph, tells an amusing story of man who paid weekend visit to futurist artist. Of course, he was expected to ex- anime the masterpieces which had been painted by his host and which adorned the various rooms.
 Being a stout fellow, he Carried on," and at the conclusion of his visit was asked which he considered to be the most remarkable.
 q think" he replied, q prefer the picture of your wife in the bathroom" ]"
 "My wife!" gasped the artist. That's a plan of the drains"
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NEXT TO THE BIGGEST

There had been a quarrel. Every body could see that the minute they came into the street car. The woman sat with tightly pressed lips, her hands gripping her umbrella firmly. The man sank down on his spine and glowered at the advertisements. The other passengers got interested.
 Then there came a dead silence as the car halted to let off passenger. Into the silence came the woman's thin, angry voice:
 "If it wasn't for me you'd be the biggest fool in town"
 Then for the first time the man grinned, and the others grinned with him