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Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1920-11-24
CITY TRENSTRFR'S OFFICE
ROOM y. >. CITY HALL
Alexandria, Va.
Eovrnlhe: 4, 1920.

Alexandria, Va.
November 4, 1920.
Notice to state Tax Payers
I am now rrenareA to r""o'rc III"
State taxes for tie year 1920. The
attention Of tax ravcrS J.; FcSn"ct-
fully called to the imr"rt"r"c OF
naving same prior t. D"ccmh"r lst.
1920. as on that date a ncnaltv OF
five pcr cent will be added to al! un-
paid 5illS and their collection en-
forced as required by law.
Thomas " Robinson.
City Treasurer.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20

. First Lutheran church, corner
Twelfth and Morgan (new church,
Eleventh and Blondeau ,streets).
Rev. T. 1. Rydbeck, pastor.-F1fth
Sunday in Lent. 10:00 a. m, Sun
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20
,mpany Closes Contract for Pur.
chase OF so by 14O Feet at Ninth
and Main Streets and Will
Build.
OBSTRUCTION IN 1921
llding Program Will Give Company
Needed Room and Show Build.
ings With Main Street
Frontage.

The Harter Buick company has
osed contract for the purchase of
he lot at Ninth and Main streets,
ompany's garage and showrooms. A
wo.story building will be built on
his newly acquired property, but
obstruction will not be commenced
ntil next year.
The new property which the com.
any acquires will be 60 by 148 feet,
living frontage on Main street. 1t
planned to build showroom on
lain and to use the present building
or used cars, secondhand cars and
baint shop.
The increased business Of the com.
bany is responsible for tho securing
II the location, according to DR.. w. J..
Harter. The present garage and
kmple accommodation, but on ac.
ount of the increase in business,
he present holdings of the company
will be taxed to the limit to accom-
nodate the cars. ..
| It is the plan OF DR.. Harter to build
The new building SO that there will
be access to it from the Blondeau
Ind Ninth street sides. The present
building can be connected with the
bne contemplated or left as sepa'
tate unit.
The Harter Buick company has
taken over four additional plants, in
Warsaw, Macomb, Kahoka and Fort
Madison, and the Keokuk office will
be the central distributing point.
Buildings have been acquired in War
saw and Macomb for the company.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20

Swedish Evangelical Lutheran Mis-
sion church, Fourteenth and Morgan,
A. E. Rundquist, pastor-Sunday
school meets at 9:45 a. m. Morning
service (Swedish), II o'clock; even
ing service (English), 1880.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20

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The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20

/ Also election Of officers for the A c..
Il. league. Wednesday evening prayer
meeting; Friday evening class meet
4 ing.
| First Methodist Protestant church,
| corner of Twelfth and Exchange, S. c.
Benninger, pastor--Morning service
at 10 As; subject Of sermon, Concern
For Lost Souls" Evening service at
| 1880; subject Of sermon, Choosing
| the Chief Good" Sunday school at
$50 a. m. Mr.. A. B. Grout. superin-
! tendent; Christian Endeavor at $50
p m. subject, Character and Every
day Courtesies"; leader. Mr.. H. c.
Miller.
The United Presbyterian church,
corner of Blondeau and Ninth streets,
II. B. McElree, pastor, 500 Franklin
street Sabbath school at $50, H. l.
Beach, superintendent. Morning serv-
ice 10: As. Theme, Assurance" Eve
ming service T:30. Theme, why am
% Christian" The Rev. ]. R. McCrory
of the First U. p. church of Mon
mouth, ILL.,, who is assisting the pas
tor in special services, will preach at
both services. Y. P. c. U. at $50.
First Westminster Presbyterian
church, Seventh and Blondeau streets,
Rev. E. B. Newcomb, d. d. pastor
Morning worship at l0:45 with re-
ception of new members and the ob'
servance of the Lords Supper, the ser
mon being omitted. Afternoon wor
ship at 400, with sermon on i Have
Learned the Secret" the closing ser
mon on Intimate Messages from a
Prison Letter" Bible school at $50
a. "a. Junior C. e. at 1850, and Senior
C. E. at 6:30 p. m
The First Baptist church, corner
Eighth and Blondeau streets. Har'
yey J. Moore, minfst er.-Sund"y
school at $3.50 a. M; morning wor-
ship at 10:45: Baker chapel Sunday
school at 2:30 p. m; B. Y. T. U. az
$50 D. M; evening service at 7:3o
Subject of morning sermon, our
Church and the New World Move
ment:" evening, Putting, the Joy
Into life" There will be baptisms
at this service.
st. Johns Episcopal church, Fourth
and Concert streets. VIM. S. D. La
mont, rector.-Sunday, March Il, the
fifth Sunday in Lent, commonly
called Passion Sunday in old times
because of the anticipation of the
passion in the epistle for the day.
Services will be the celebration OF
the Holy Eucharist at 1880 a. m;
Sunday school at $50 a. m. and
morning prayer and sermon at 1915
a. m. The confirmation class will !
meet in the church at 300 p. m. |
Sunday. .-,E
, First Lutheran church, corner
Twelfth and Morgan (new church, |
Eleventh and Blondeau ,streets). |
Rev. T. L. Rydbeck, pastor.-F1fth /
Sunday in Lent. 10:00 a. m, Sun
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20

day school Organizing of special
children's chorus. Be there. Ii :0O
a. m., services. Theme, What Shall
Do With Jesus" The largest church
choir in the city will sing Passion
week Memories Sacred and Blest,
by Holmes. 7:30 p. m, services.
Fifth of Passion meditations. Theme,
"The Wounded Word Thirsting."
Monday evening, 500 o'clock, 1nsti-
tutional church for members only.
Trinity Methodist Episcopal church,
corner Main and Tenth streets. Rev.
NJ. e. Nethercut d. D., pastor
league, $3.50 p. m; preaching serv-
ices, 10:45 a. m. and 1880 p. m.
Morning subject. Seven Great
Words" evening The Meaning II
Discipleship." This will be the clos
ing day Of the evangelistic services.
This will be the last opportunity to
hear the Conner Trio. This splendid
musical company will put on fine pro
grams at both the morning and even
| ing services. 1t is rare treat TO
hear them. Everybody is invited.
Pilgrims Rest Baptist church,
Fourteenth and Exchange streets. j.
Sterling Moore, pastor.-9:30 a. ~.
| Sunday school. Geo. w. Smith, super
! intendent; Mrs Pearl Buckney in
charge of cradle department. II 4.
m. and 8 p. M. the pastor will occupy
the pulpit; 3 p. m., a large cho77ls
choir will sing Negro Spirituals."
DR.. F. W. Long Of the Congregational
church, has kindly consented to de-
! liver an address on the subject of
"An Open Forum and How to Make
It Succeed" All interested in the
advancement Of the race are cordially
invited. p. m, B. Y. P. U. M,s.
BERTHE Williams, president. A vely
interesting program. Miss Verlm
South, organist.
First African Baptist church, Sew
enteenth and Main streets. Rev. W.
H. Clark, pastor. Residence, I'LL
Fulton street-Morning service, IL
a. m. Sermon by the pastor. 12:45
IN. m, Sabbath school. Rev. G. Arthur
White, superintendent. 7 p. m, B. Y.
IP. U. Mrs. e. J. Thomas, presidnet-
Is p. M, preaching by the pastor.
1880 D. m Wednesday, song and
praise meeting: $3.50 p. m, Sunday
school teachers training class. Fri
day evening, choir practice at I'LL
Fulton street. Mrs. D. W. Anderson,
chorister. Special music by the chorus
choir Sunday night.
Congregational church, Sixth and
High streets. Fred w. Long, minis.
ter.-Sunday school, $3.50 a. m., 10
practice Easter music. Morning serv
ice 10:45. Subject, Growing
Soul" The quartet will sing Me1-
delssohns' "He, Watching Over
Israel" Mr.. John Hulson will sing
1.-THE King of Love My Shepherd Is"
by Spence. The open forum address
at 1880 p. NJ, will be by DR.. Louis
Wallis, recently of Ohio State uni
versity, and lecturer for the fed
eral government during the war. His
subject is "The Great Social Awak-
ening and Religion" said to be one
of the finest lectures of the day. The
quartet will sing Halls Hear Ne
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20
Michigan and Illinois.

limited Press Leased Wire Service ]
CHICAGO, March 20.-Michigan
hnd IlIionis. are expected to put up
bn interesting fight here tonight for
premier honors in the annual indoor
championship games of the western
conference. In the hurdles, dash and
high jump, Johnson of Michigan, and
Etrawn of Northwestern, were touted
hs the chief point winners.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20
MILK REPORTS
FOR FEBRUARY
Or. w. A. Smith Files Report o,
Analysis Of This Beveraee and
Food as He Finds the
Product Here.

Milk and cream test reports for
February have been filed with the
city clerk by DR.. Walter A. Smith,
Inspector. The reports cover two
weeks in February and are given
here. For February 8 the report is:
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20

! St Mary's Catholic church, Rev.
George Giglinger, pastor-Masses at
and 10 o'clock.
st. Peters Catholic church, Rev.
~. w. Gillespie, pastor-Masses at
l6:l5. 1880, 9 and 10:30 a. IN.
st. Francis de Sales, Rev. J. M.
Dunnion, pastor.-Masses at s a. m.
and 10 a. M. Sunday school at 3
p m.
St Luke's Sunday school 3 p. m,
and Reid streets, the Rev. William
IS. D. Lamont, rector of st. Johns
church In charge.
First Unitarian church, corner OF
Fourth and High streets-Preaching
at 10:45 o'clock by Rev. George r.
Gebaugr. Topic, "The Problem OF
the Liberal Church"
Swedish Evangelical Lutheran Mis-
sion church, Fourteenth and Morgan,
A. E. Rundquist, pastor-Sunday
school meets at 9:45 a. m. Morning
S6TNlCS (SWeulSH), IL " CAOSn, S'Oa
ing service (English), 1880.
First Church of Christ, Scientist,
GIG High street-Services at 10:45
a m. subject, Matter" Sunday
school at 9:45 a. M; Wednesday
evening meeting at 7:45. Reading
room, No 229 Masonic building, open
every day except Sunday and legal
holidays from to p. M; Saturdays,
2 to p. m.
Second Presbyterian church. Reid
and G streets, J. E. Cummings. pas
tor. Sabbath school, 9:45 a. m.
Preaching II a. m, "The Second Com
ing of Christ" 1880 p. M, Our Ad-
C. E. GAS p. m, Annual
congregational meeting Thursday
1880 p. m.
st Mary the Virgin, Episcopal
church, Fourteenth and High streets.
Sunday, March q, the fifth Sunday
in Lent or Passion Sunday. Serv-
ices will be the celebration of the
Holy Eucharist at $50 a. m, by the
rector of ST. Johns church; Sunday
school at 800 p. m.
st. PauPs Evangelical church, cor
ner Eleventh and Exchange streets.
Rev. A. H. Bisping, pastor.--Sun;lay
school, 9:15 a. M; first services,
1915 a. m. Sermon on Luke %, 81:
1.-The Green Tree and the Dry
Second service, II a. m. in the
evening service which begins at 7:30
o'clock, cur catechetfcal ,;llss Of
twenty members will be exa nned.
Bethel A. M. E. church. Seventh and
Morgan street, Rev. G. r. Waters,
pastor. Preaching services 1915 al
n. and D. m. Class meeting 1890
D. IN. Sunday school 2:30 p. m, AL.
en- c. b. league D. m. Topic, "Every
Day Courtesies,'' First Peter 3:8:12.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20

When I Call" Mrs. Hughes will !
sing, His Love Abidcth Forever" by ]
Frank X. Root
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20

Pongee silk is the product of Chi
nese silk worms which feed on oak
leave and produce fiber of natural
yellow hue.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20

The man who attends to his own
affairs has no time to laugh at the
mistakes of others.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20

st. Francis de Sales, Rev. J. NJ
Dunnion, pastor.-Masses at a. m.
and 10 a. M; Sunday school at 3
p. m.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20

First Unitarian church, corner OF
Fourth and High streets-Preaching
at 10:45 o'clock by Rev. George r.
Gebaugr. Topic, THE Problem OF
the Liberal Church"
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20

St Luke's Sunday school 3 p. m,
E and Reid streets, the Rev. William
S. D. Lamont, rector Of st. Johns
church In charge.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20

st. Peters Catholic church, Rev
D. w. Gillespie, pastor-Masses at
6:l5. 1880, and 10:30 a. IN.
The daily Gate City and constitution-Democrat., 1920-03-20
N1CHlU@CIlES'

st. Mary's Catholic church. Rev.
George Giglinger, pastor-Masses at
8 and 10 o'clock.
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25
Sin arOfer ltnteridisO.

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nelde er iebr lie6te. ga itarb iie.
Ser @%altelbauer bepeinte ieille treue
2ebensgef1brtin mebrere 8o6en
lang, i1lieBli6 tr0itete er lid) aber>
oenn Die 3eit bcilt ale @ulloen.
@inige 3eit no6ber ltanO Dem Bauer
feline leste Sub I'M, uro leine Ser
5tpciflilng b%ieriiber mar gre~l5enlos.
@r magerte 5uiebenoS ab, i6loB iid
in feline @obnltn9 eill uno ging nidt
me6r ins @irtsbaus. 9a iudte i'm
zines Cages Ser Srtspfarrer auf.
ngber @aitelbauer", iagte oieier,
lid bGtte @ud fir itarfer gebalten.
ltcber Den 500 Cures @eibes babt
Sbr gu9 eetroitet uno Der 8erluIt
gurer Sub bringt @u9 Der Ser
3peiflung nabe. Sd oadte oo6, oaB
cine Srau mebr inert lit, als cine
Sub" vNet nabr is, So6miir-
oen", ertpioerte Ser @aitelbuuer,
LIMO i fonn's @ud bemeiien. Seit
/ @itper bin, ian mir fbon mebr
als atualt5ig Srallen an'trag'n norm,
aber a &uab bat mir mo- foaner an
boten. 49,"
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25
Scim @alSBHter.

,9aIteln", iagt Der olte 8alo9il-
ter, noaS fam ih aud. 9a brali6t'S
feline Bidder oa5u.
,SSSh tu'S aud mandmal", lagt
er. ,Sm 8inter, penn's Die Siit-
tentiir 3uiducit uno Die &l0B' int
Ofcnlod fra6en. ga itopit mer
ii6 crit nod Die gfeif', na9ber Oo
i6niselt ii6's be6a9liG ouf Der
uarmen Oien6onf."
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Sbr Mnterial uaO oas &au0perts-
5eug?"
n'8 SanomerfS8elte bab' i6 in
Der SaI6'", iagt Der @nlObiiter unS
bringt onS Eaidenmeiier nit Dem
blonfpolierten @iri6Bornbeft gum
8ori6ein.
Limo 9 Bacterial, oaS JUDI i9
mir 10 BEL meme @Gng' 8 gon5e
SoDr our6 5uiammen. @iiien &c,
ga Bat mer ibon sic @itgen oerfiir.
ga Iiebt nler INNER pie0cr 10 ein
9lItle, mas paiien tat, ODER n San-
nen5apf', oOer II @onopfcl, ooer n
Serenbeier, oOer mas anOers. 9a,
i9 bob i6on sic gotl6e &iit' BOD
&nritGten.~
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inter ser Sfenbanf Dor cine &iite.
9o liegt Die pnbre Naturalieuiamm-
lung orirlnen; gi0eIn, 9(ittperf, SG-
Der mo &r1benfeoern, &oiengaaeli,
@allGpfel, Sageblttten, Sanuen6ap-
fe, B%flnn5enoorne, &inoenltiide BON
S0bre, ltto a16 &artoffeln, be-
1onoers side uno aud) tpie0er fleinc,
rlnoe.
n9os eibt sic &ortofieImGnner"
la6t Der @al0biiter. DNculi6 BET
Dem <nOetpetter, mo mer I'M 8alo
nidts bat anfangen f6nnen, bab' i6
f6on orei 8uiammengei9uitert. ga
0riiben auf m Sims Iteben iie."
Nltn, oos lit ia cine fioele @eiea-
idnft. @ir baben glei6 gefragt,
oh mir Die @erri6aften ob5eidnen
Oiirfen. 0Sa, ia", iogte Ser Mann,
nnebmt Die orei nlr nit"
Ser 8ol6biiter bat uns Damn
nod ein paar Sad)en bor9ema9t.
@tr ltaltrten MIR, mic oie flobigen
Singer 70 geididt 81 buiteln wltB-
ten. @r Sigte ms, mie man ans
@ideln einen Stoa Don &iibner ma.
den fam, cine @ideI un6 elm @al.
appel 9eben nit eill paar &ol5gIie-
Oerr beltedt eillen fanloien fleincn
@an0ersmann, mo aus Ser Hoiel1.
gale puroe gar Elm @eioi6nltfcn.
lAaf.
9as mar balo getan. @ir bGt-
ten 10 eerile nod mebr erfobrcn,
aber Ser @alobiiter bottle oie @rt
Dor uno le9te ie iibcr Die S6uIter.
oSommt i'm @inter ralts, @llbcn".
Iagte err. oSebt gifts Nrbcit, un0
oie gcbt INNER por".
Damn ltapfte er nit idpueren Srit.
ten aus Der 0iittentiir uno ner-
l6pan0 5lpildelt oen Stammen in
@alb.
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25
SaS blanfe @las.

Isle f0nnen mir nal mein
S6aufenIter pusen", iagte SEER
Wfeier 81 Sdulbe, DEM 5eniterrei-
niger oes Srtes. SD mnB fir
cine Stunoe fort. @lailben Sic,
SoB Sic es in Der 3eit erlebigen
t0nnen?"
80 ia, nit 8ergniigen", ontrpor-
tete S6ul5e.
llno mGbrcno Serr Meier fort
mar, madte or ii6 eifrig an Die ar-
belt.
oS6uIoe". iagte Serr Meier, oils
er ben 2aoeu tpieOcr betrat uno' oas
8erf nit @oblgefauen betra6tcte
nSie baben Sbre Sade gut sc.
ma6t. 9a lit ia fein Sleden uno
feline S1ramme auf Ser gan5en
S9eibe gu ieben. Sier baben Sic
Sbr @elo uno ein fleineS Srinfgelo
extra"
nSreut MIDI, oaB Sic oamit gu.
frieoen iino"> mirmelte S6ul5e ct.
mas nerpos, mGbrenD er oaS @el0
einItedte.
usber pirflih i6 fam faum
~gIauber, oaB iiberballpt cine S6ei-
be i'm SenIterrabmen lit, 10 rein
iiebt iie aus"
n@s lit all6 feline oarin", iagte
Sdul3e, inoem er iid our Sir bin
ousi6ldngelte. sd bin glci6 BEL
@coinn nit Der Setter binour6ge-
faaen."
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25
@eefenfenner.

SeeGentsnner. aO9ir:
rWomit tDnnte man osnn Der @nGs
bigen gu ibrem 40iten 8eburtstoge
eine re9te JreuOe ma9en9"
Sausberr: s@rotulieren sic ibr
81 ibrem 30ften!"
aul ai4ter: Scr &ldgea
ion ii9 ia na9 @rbalt Der Sbrfetge
mebrmoIs i'm &reife gebrebt
baben?"
angetIagtsr: r@timmt, er 1T ia
betannt aIs Ieibeni4aftli4er 3 q NJ
aer!"
Ser fIeine SeIb. Sris-
den fommt nit triefeno nallen &lei-
bern nod Sauie gelaufen. DWtut-
ter, ruff er ihon bon tpeitem,
nitraf mid nidt! Sd babe eben
einen Monn urlO 3pei Grauen BORN
@rtrinfen gerettct!"
u9u?", fragt bic @rttter pertuilr-
BERT ,wie bait Oh oenn oas GEE
madt?"
nSie mouten geraO' auf's Sis
geben, ais i1 ein6raG!"
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25
Sin bikden uieI anf einmal.

gta9 beenoigtem @ottes0ienit
trifft Der Serr Yiarrer beint Seralls-
treteu aus ser STRIDE einen linn be-
fannten Sdnoler. ngtun", iagt er su
ibln, nparum bait gu oenn 9eine
6rau beiite nidt init in Die Stride
g%enommen?"
n@d, Serr Yfarrcr, oie bat 70
piel gu tim! Sic muB Die gauge
Sausarbeit aqein MAIDEN uniere a6t
&inOcr periorgen, uaifen, Die 8iibe
melfen, auf ben Mtartt geben.
uno al aleoem liegt iie aud nod
i'm @ett, neil Tie &beumatismlH
6atl"
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

lid frcbIig fin, for tic in Sen Stobr gu
ocbn, 6iefa6S bis iett ben ib nod
nit erle6t, ooB i6 email fot e
Eidebnid cbbes gebrod)t bdtt, mas ie
botutpe moat. @ntpeoer es mar nit
aenla ooOer es mar 5u uiel I'm in
ieSen Gds ben i1 3upiel Oatiir be.
aoblt. Ipiuer nie en- Wfiubl lid
0ran gem0bue oubt, ooB ct gefidt
tuerO 10 ben if mid aud bran &C.
p0bnt, OoB mid Die 2i55ie baum
Fable Oubt, pomit iA oerbleipe Sbre
Sbrn Iierper
8biIipp Saueramper .
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

., biefe &inber! Die
benz para re@t penig ipmpat6ii4e
Sante emma lit f9on mebrere Wos
den auf 8efu4. ma6t audi nod
feline Mnitalten, ab5ureiien. @ines
Sases fit lie nit Der tle:nen Inno
am 6eniter. als oas OienItmGo4sn
bic @df@eleine aufma9en min. DIS
flein 4nn6en baS iiebt. ruft tie:
Sap mai fein. Srioa. bas lpiro
Sante ma9en!"
,S92" fragt bieIe eritaunt. ~ia
parum bsnn i9g"
.Iun", ertpibert @nn9en, ~pas
pa fagie bod seitern, boffentli& piir=
belt bu nun eu@ uoAl balb 2eine
aisben!"
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

- @onberbare Grage. g.:
Was 1T eigentli9 aus Sbrem G~ltelteE
Sobn geporben?
g.: Ser bat cine 8dderei.
a.: 90, 10. 9at er benn ba fein
8rpt9
No9 Dem @sf4Ge@t.
!Serr: 49,, Nf, penn Die Srauen
erft nit Der @ernunft anfangen. :"
Dame: r4ber Die @srnunft 1T
oo9 weibli9!"
9err: r@erabe besbalb bGlt iie's
nit ben Mdnnern!"
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

SreunOin: u9lber, liebe @lt.
genie, parum bit gu beute 10
idIe6t aufgelegt?"
@ugenie: rN[d, infer 9ienit-
mao6en tit franf geporoer, uno
MN mllB meine aIte, gebre6lide
Wutter ale Sausarbeit aaein ber-
ri1ten!"
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

Scr We0eSnel'
ler bat 9eiagt,
mandlnal Debt er
oenfe, er Debt III
c Rorrebnus leme
I'LL oh oenn tuerf-
lid Die gauge
8clt icbubr freb.
fig iu0r. 60 eb'
beS bdtt er ia in
Iei qall5es &eue
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

Ser @eGner lit getolpert, lno os geefteaf ,Os er onf Dem Seller
trug, lit inter Sen Gid gerolt. as er es nit groBer SeelenruDe weoer
of ben Gid Iegt, fdbrt Der @uIt entrIiht af: so molen Sic mir oaS
@eeteaf ferbieren?!"
.8epabrel~ ontportct Ser Sbcr. rgiffolo einen reinen SeGerI"
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

Limo merf Dir, elm iunges M6o-
den bari bon Serren feline @e-
i6enfe a%nnebmen. 8as tdtelt Sn
nun, menn 0i9 elm iuneer Nann
fiibte2""
sd gdbe ibm Die &iiiie iofort
nit Yrotelt ouriid!"
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

@rfat. Cine Sod5eitsreiie
unternebmt Sbr alio ni6t?"
9botograpb: nNein, mir ieBen
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

uns tGgli1 Elm Stiinoden in Die
Ounfelfommer uno 6iloen unS ein,
mir fabren ourd einen Sunnel!"
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

after Serr: n9u bait olio
Seinen @ummibaQ nerlorenJ &leis
ner! SEQ, oe%speeen braltdit gu nift
at peinen, = bier bait Ou @elo.
fuuf Or einen rerenl $50 bait
gu i'm oenn nerloren?"
Steiner Sunge: D@r lit
Snrd cine SenIterI6eibe in Sbre
@obnung a~eflo9en!"
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

Gnfant terrible. 5raH
Oottor Commit DerIpdtet in cine Rafs
feei3la9t Die 0ameu iinb ale
iebr Derlegen): n8itte, meme 9as
men, ii9 ia ni4t ItOren gu laRen!
Gu ibrer Na9barin): pSoben benn
Die 9erri9aften 10 getpaltigen &es
fpeft bor mir, baB ie meinetpegen
10 in 8erlegen6eit tommen?"
SD9ter9en bes 9aufes: % nein!
Mber es 1T gerabe, als sic getommen
iinb, 10 arg iber sic seI4impft por@
benz"
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

- Splitter. genn Spei| - @Ioiie. Sc Ioderer man in
Sraten Srerno1baft ihlicben, 6ann Der Slgeno mar, umio 1trenger tit
pebe Ser orihen. Imam i'm glitter gegen - anoere.
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25
@IeidJes nit 0lei6em.

Wesgermeiite uSbr mo-
oerne Sdanipieler - i6 meiB nit;
es feblt @1 oas Natiirli6il" 4
9 d oil pieIer: $50, lieber
Meiiter. oo gebt'S ms mie Sbren
@iiriten: 8iel &unit, aber tpenig
Hatur!"
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

@rtonnt. Mirt Ger einem
Gate einen 9aIenbraten oufge>
19pGBt bot: Ni9t ipa3r, mein
9err, Elm beIttater 8rdten! -.
Sber batt' i9 etpa gu ptel ge>
fagt?
Soft (tii6D: So UNI 3 10 Ell
Silbe n!
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25
MifienfhnftIineGn t.

@iffenf6af Gnt-
+ ii It u II g. Yrofeiior Der Weoi5in
(5u einem 8atienten, DEM er Dos
Sebcn abgeiproden uno Der frii6
unb geiuno Dor ibm itebt): uNein
SEER, Sic iino Elm Sfanoal fir Die
@ilienidaft!"
Mibper itan6en. 0iener
(abpeiienb gum S9uiter, Der cine
&e@nung prdfentiert): Sebaure. Der
gnGb'ge 9err 1T i'm BABE.
S9ufter: ga, i9 tann tparten:
einmal muB er DO d pieber
'raus 10 mmen!
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

@uter r It. Sin pus
tient, magenleibenb, t!ogt Dem @r5t
feline @ppetitloiigfeit. Dieter trOitet
i'm nit ben @orten: nSein g
frob, iebt 1T ia iOpieio oles iiinbs
teuer!"
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25
0frnEr 5dDreibfhrttt hrs
Nhtltpp 5aurramptFr.
'127.

0nrin Iiebcr ser 9c0odtiondr:
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

= @i6t auffdIIig. Sous
frau Gur &6hin): n8ie sic
pollen beiraten, Mlarie2 8abon bo
be i'd ia nod gar nidts bemertt?"
DA9 Oott, Maonme, er iBt ia
aucb 10 wcnig!"
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25

Der !Saftpfli4i &en.
tier. No9 n een5iges Wal lab id
mir bon cen 4utompbil i~i6afabren.
= bunn feb id mir CUR &ube.
Washington Journal., 1920-06-25
0iepeil BON binten, o berricl
Scr @aftltsitadel bo6rt, Of peb!

lln6 10 miro mat - gu iie6It cs
bier
9(us @oilidfcit 5ltm Gtadeltier.