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Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-12-11
EVENING SMILE.
THE UNPARDONABLE SIN.

He stood before Sc. Peters gate,
He wanted TO get in
But on his forehead there Was Wit
The story Of 3 sin.
Get thee below" St. Peter said
The wretch fell back with shame,
For he, the william, oace had watched
A Sunday baseball game
: p. 5. Jr-ln Baltimore American
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-12-11

Mr. Carpenters life and his business
policies arc useful as study Of contrasts
with the restless, daring methods d the
get-rich quick devotees Of the present day
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-12-11

will you care for me all the tune
sighed the bride. III do my best Nefis-
sa, said the bridegroom, but paFt o. the
time I gotta care for the furnace
Kansas City journal
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-12-11
Still Busy at Ninety.

Joseph l.. Carpenter Sr., whose nine
tieth birthday anniversary, on "eohes-
dav. was marked by banquet OF which
the Equitable Trust Co. was host, has
he,n one of our most useful citizens for he
has served long and efficiently IN one or an
other position of public or seni-pubhc
trust II is much 70 say of man VINO mas
reached the fourseore and ten mark IN ms
life that he has discharged every duty to
the f,,Il measure of satisfaction 20 every
ON, involved, and further, and more I'M
porsant. that he has passed down these
long busy years without either the crlu-
.;.rn or condemnation Of his fellows, OF OF
those whom he served, or whose views ne
NAV have opposed. In bis almost seventy
v,sr. of business activities, he has enjoyed
thr full confidence Of the people, and ID
none Of his relations with the social busl-
De.s or industrial sides of the community
has he defaulted in the repayment OF the
t-l,t and confidence that has been his 70
ure,t.r degree than that Of almost any
oth-- Of our citizens.
Mr. CARPENTER contributed largely TO
the upbuilding Of Wilmington, both IN
ship construction snd later as contractor
he built the first screw-propelled tugooat
made in this country, which eventually
became the model for all craft Of it's KIND.
lie also had hand in the construction OF
the first iron sailing vessel the pr oducf OF s
local shipyard-so that IL may be seen
that he was already active in business snd
industry here almost from the beginning
of the development Of Wilmington as
center Of trade and manufacture.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-12-11

.rFine-looking bevy Of stenogrsphers
YOU have here : Thanks but W1y are
they all red-headed9 Just an ldes o.
our efficiency expert. lie says they 'eauoe &c
the light bill so per cent. Minneapolis
Tribune
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-12-11

Wilmington. indeed, had but 1000
population when Mr.. Carpenter made ms
initial advent st Centrevile, just seven
teen davs before Christina. Of 1880 lhe
city then had but one business street, s
square or two long 81 the time, ana the
Mo. .hst i. now Wilmin gton and Brandy
VINE cemetery wss q COW pasture stuoded
with virgin forest trees, 50 FAR away OUT ID
the country thst those who. ten years later,
established the field as burial place, ielt
confident il would never be within the city
limits. There were then only few strue-
Cling little industries along the Christians
while scross the stresrp was regarded Sc
.'out IN the wilds.
New Castle va. booming residential
r7tv. the home Of rome of the most dle-
tineujshei men and families Of the co'1n-
nv. when Mr.. Carpenter was born and
probably any suggestion that one day II
would be dvaTfed and eclipsed by tie
newer rival, Wilmington, or even Chester,
would have been ridiculed. Market street
extended 70 shout Fifth. with scattering
dwellings along the trail higher UP and one
or two country hotels, from where the
.tsees between Wilmington and al points
oi the compass operated. There were
strips of original forest along our main
highway when Mr.. Carpenter first visited
the town and the famous -four mills on
the Brandvwine below Market street,
uer. grinding wheat, day and night, and
feeding large part of the nations popula-
ton: and what ie now known as the NlntD
ward was then Brandywine Village, home
If many Of the local "ari.tocracy'' as per
haps they designated themselves.
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-12-11

We'll, wife. how do you Ike your new
electric iron?' It's q wonderful device.
| have been using It all day and It lrons
beautifully That is wonderful. be
electricity was turned of today. LOUIS
vile Courier journal
Every evening, Wilmington daily commercial., 1920-12-11

A Leavenworth man, according 70 the
Post. wired his wife not % bring her mother
along when she returned home; Uldn |
| wire YOU not to bring the old lady along.
vyhispered the husband at the first oppor-
t,Inity after the tram came IN. hat 5
inst what she wants to see YOU about,
WAS the reply KANSAS City Star.
DO you think contact With human
suffering is calculated 70 make men
Gloomy Not at all Some Of the
'olliest men I have known were under
takers aud tax collectors. San tTanciSe0
Chronicle
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24

the Association of American colleges. Boys
who formerly thought nothing of college and only
wanted to get out Of the grades and get job
are now eager for the training that will fit them
to be leaders"
Most of the applicants are men-service men.
They saw in the army that the better educated
men were the ones that attained the higher
ranks The result is that the colleges are flooded
with applications, so per cent more than in other
years.
Disabled service men who are eligible for re-
training under the vocational act are seeking edu-
cation. Mechanics want training to enable them
to occupy more important positions in the indus
trial sphere clerks eager for that will
make them executives The percentage of dis
abled service men who have been aroused to the
needs of better mental training is high one.
A number of Wayne county's disabled SOL
diers, sailors and marines have already been en-
rolled in colleges and technical institutes and a
number have applications pending.
The movement toward higher education is
a commendable one. It was one of the good in
fluences Of the war, to say the least.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24

class. Wednesday. 1880 p. m. Cottage
prayer meeting, Friday. 1880 p. m.
Nazarene
Church Of the Nazarene-North
Fifth street. M. T. and Ida Brandy.
burg. pastors; Rev. l.. N. Fogg, evan.
gelist. Sunday school, $3.50 a. m; Ira
SHARON, superintendent. Preaching,
1880 a. m. and 1880 p. m. by Rev. L.
N. Fogg. Prayer meeting in every
Nazarene home in the city at $50
p. m. 100 p. m, prayer meeting in
church basement. Brother Shannon in
charge. Our motto is found in NIX
1897. Rev. Fogg is more than an
ordinary preacher. He served one
charge for eight years in the NJ. E
Has been district superintendent and
has labored with our leading Holiness
preachers and evangelists. An oppor
Bible lines. Service next week 1880
p. m.
Presbyterian
First Presbyterian-N. w. Corner
of 10th and North A. The Church with
a message and welcome. Bible study
at 9:15. DR.. Rae has returned and
will preach at 1920 a. m. and 1880
p. m.
Second Presbyterian-North Nine
teenth street, Elmer E. Davis, pastor
Bible school at 9:15. Morning wor
ship with sermon by pastor, at 1920
Subject, THE Call of Indiana" Young
peoples meeting at $50 p. M. Eve
ming service at 1880; subject. playing
the Fool"
United Presbyterian, Reid Memorial
Bible school. rs; Mrs. D. w. Scott
superintendent. Morning service al
1920; subject Of sermon: "The Grea
Adventure of Faith" Evening service
1880; subject: ''On the Way tt
Jericho" Mid-week service Thursda,
evening at 7:30. ]. H. Hill, pastor.
Scientist
First Church OF Christ Scientist
North A, between Fourteenth and FIT
teenth streets. Subject, Truth" Sun
day school at 9 a. M. Services a.
1890 a. m. Wednesday evening testi
mony meeting at 7:45. Public cor
| daily invited.
Miscellaneous
Jail Service-Rev. J. S. Hill will
have charge of the religious service a
| the Jail at l: 80 p. m.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24
Dinner Stories

"Supposing give you your supper"
said the tired-loking woman, what
VIII you do to earn it,"
Madam" said the wanderer, I'D
give you de opportunity Nv seeing a
man 60 t'roo a whole meal without
finding fault wild single ting"
The woman thought a minute, and
then told him to come in and she'd set
the table.
My slow speaking and patient friend
was driving along in country of
dangerous curves. His sister and
brother.in-law were in the back seat
"A car Is back of you; blow your horn
for this curve; Drive more carefully
here, then pick up for the grade
ahead came continually from the
passengers. Finally my friend stopped
in front of village hardware store.
What on earth are you stopping here
for?" ITO get a horn and steering
wheel for the back seat" he slowly
drawled.
Mrs. Killifer desired that the pic
ture be hung to the right of the door;
Mr.. KilIifer wanted it hung to the left
For once the husband proved to be
the more insistent Of the two. and
Henry, the colored man, was summon
ed to hang the picture according to
Mr. Killifer's order.
Henry drove in the nail on the left
This done. he also drove one in the
wall to the right.
Why are you driving that second
nail?" asked Mr.. Killifer.
Why. boss, OATS to save me de
trouble Of bringing de ladder tomor
row when you come round to de mis-
sus' way Of thinkin', said Henry.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24
War Boosts Education

The war has given remarkable impetus to
higher education. More than 100000 students
lave been turned away from colleges and uni
versities this year because class rooms were jam
med to the limit and dormitory space could not
be obtained.
$50 pronounced was the leadership of the war
concentrated on college trained men that higher
education has been greatly popularized," Dir;
frank E. Mossman, president of Morningside
College, said before the sixth annual meeting of
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24
ITCH! ITCH! HCHl
Il Seems Sometimes A. II You Would
Fly Out Of Your Skin.

Eczema or salt rheum not only
itches, but 1t also burns, ozzes, dries
and scales over and over again.
Sometimes 1t covers the whole body
and causes intense suffering.
You have found that local applica-
lions have no lasting effect, and you
want permanent relief.
Take Hoods Sarstparilla, give 1t a
good fair trial. because you must
thoroughly purify your blood or the
eruption will continne to annoy, per-
haps agonize you. This great medi,
cine has been successfully used in
thousands of cases.
To make and keep the bowels nor
mally active take Hoods Pills. They
are gentle and thorough.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24

Joseph Revalle, 81 years old, prem
inently known because Of escaping
violent death five times, died In his
bed at his home in Centerville from
natural causes.
Completion of the plans for the
convention Of all state societies OF
st. Joseph's Benevolent organization.
slated for May Is to II, was made.
Roual De Rouen defeated Charles
Olson in one of the cleverest wrest'
ling matches ever held in the city.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24
Good Evening
CONFESSIONS OF A HIGH BROW
BY ROY K. MoULToN

CONFESSIONS OF A HIGH BROW.
! am high-brow. can't help it.
was born that way, and when look
back over my life and think of all
the fun ] have missed-well 1t is a
splendid existence If you do not be-
come exhausted
, When person is born high-brow,
he must stick to it all his life. no
matter how many of the little Injuries
he is obliged to deny himself.
As regard 1t. the main difference
between a high-brow and q low-brow
is about $50 a week-in favor of the
latter.
oftimes ! have tried to break away
from this hereditary handicap and en-
JOY some OF the things that other
people-human beings. no doubt, in a
way-enjoy. I have attended cinema
performances, and have seen hundreds
rocking in glee over some episode that
meant nothing in my young life. Prob
ably not one of them had read "The
Four Horsemen Of the Apocalypse, "
or Mare Nostrum."
have seen grown men and women
laughing over comic drawings. Even
as blush to say 1t, my own children
express an interest in them. have
caught my eldest boy sitting in the
garage reading a book called pigs Is
Pigs" and chuckling to himself mild
ly. Is it possible that am to be the
last high-brow representative of my
race?
The frailties OF human nature,
which bring so much Joy to submerged
| minds, do not appeal to me as hum
orous. Human nature should not be
fraii. 1t should be selfsufficient-
faultless.
While the ribald songsters, the
! slang writer's, the so-called comic
artists and the slapstick comedians
roll by in their tufted limousines to
| their country estates, l will continue
| to plod my weary way along the
sidewalk and preserve my traditions
/ shall retain my lofty viewpoint
my exalted perspective and continue
my endeavor to enjoy the unenjoy-
able
But, gee! It's tough life. I'll tell
the world.
! The famine situation in Europe
must be worse than We thought. &C
cording to a want ad. in the London
! Times" which says: I'VE are hungry
| for good, secondhand cars. Have you
got one?" Ted Robinson suggests
that we send over a few flivvers to
keep them from starving.
! A telephone operator found herself
in an awkward predicament the other
day. A subscriber called UP and all
g, the wrong numbers were busy.
| If ball player sells for $4,000
how much does a good college pro
| fessor bring?
J Wood alcohol brings on blindness
and nobody wants to risk that with
skirts where they are.
The smallest honey-bees in the
world are found in the East Indies.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24
CUT THIS QUILT IS WORTH NONE,

Dun MISC 1IS CUT OUT ms SIP,
enclose with sc and mail 1t to Foley &
Co. 1855 Sheffield Ave. Chicago. ILL.,
writing your name and address clearly
You will receive in return a trial pack
age containing Foleys Honey and Tar
Compound, for coughs, colds and Group:
Foley Kidney Pills for pain in sides and
back: rheumatism. backache. kidney
and bladder ailments; and Foleys Ca
thartic Tablets q wholesome and thor
oughly cleansing cathartic. for consti-
patton, billiousness, headache and slug
gish bowels. For Sale by A. G. Luken
& Co.-Adv.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24

OF instruction OF young men and WON.
en- as compared with many Of the less
consequential. but more popular activ-
tiles of the university. is sounded by
DIR. w. z. Stone, president OF Purdue
university, in his annual report.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24
TWO DIE OF WOOD ALCOHOL

EAST ROCKWAY, N. Y, Jan. "a
John A. Cannon OF Fitchburg, Mass.
and Gustave Green, whom he was Wis.
iting, died, presumably Of wood alco-
hol poisoning, at Green's home here
Friday They became blind, after re-
turning to the house last night
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24
xPLORER.AUTHOR DIES;
SOUGHT APE LANGUAGE

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn, Jan. "a
Richard l.. Garner, African explorer
and author, who some years ago an,
nounced that he had found several
sounds approximating a monkey Ian
guage, died at a hospital here.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24
Memories Of Old DAYS
In This Paper Ten Years
Apo TODAY

Shop men made good their threat
to put a boycott on the meat trust
and petitions were being widely cir
culated throughout the city for resi-
dents to sign up against the trust
and not use any meat until it was
broken.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24
HAVE COLOR IN CHEEKS
Be Better Loo king-Take
Olive Tablets

To have a clear, pink skin, bright
ewes. no pimples, feeling OF buoyancy
Ike childhood days, you must keep
your body free from poisonous wastes
Dr. Edwards Olive Tablets g vege-
table compound mixed with olive OLD
NJ on the liver and bowels like calomel
yet have no dangerous after effect.
Take one nightly and note results.
They start the bile and overcome
Consultation. That's why millions OF
boxes are sold annually. 10c and 25c.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24

The smallest honey-bees in the
world are found in the East Indies.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24

Advertising has been in vogue only
little more than two centuries.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24
FARMERS INTERESTED IN
TRACTOR SHORT COURSES

LAFAYETTE, Ind, Jan. 24.-Many
applications have already been receiv.
ed at Purdue university for the first
Of three tractor short courses to be
held Feb. to IL. According to Prof.
William Aitkenhead of the farm ma
chanics department 1t is planned to
make this one OF the biggest short
courses ever held at the university.
The other two courses will be held
Feb. 16 to % and March to Is.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24

URGES DEEPER EDUCATION
3 LAFAYETTE, Ind, Jan. "a. - A
warning against the growing tendency
to overlook the primary importance
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24

Wood alcohol brings on blindness
and nobody wants to risk that with
skirts where they are.
The Richmond palladium and sun-telegram. [volume] (Richmond, Ind.) 1907-1939, 1920-01-24

If ball player sells for $4,000
how much does a good college pro
fessor bring?
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

Over fifty years ago 4 young
physician practi-ed widely in .
rural district and became famous
for his uniform success in the
curing Of disease. This was DR..
Pierce, who afterwards cstab-
lished himself in Buffalo. N. T.,
and placed one of his prescriptions.
which he called Golden Medical
Discovery" in the drug stores Of
the United States 20 that the pub
lie could easily obtain this very
remarkable tonic, corrective md
blood maker. DR.. Pierce manu-
factured this Discovery" from
roots and barks corrective
remedy. the ingredients Of which
nature had put in the fields and
forests. for keeping us healthy.
Few folks or families now living
have not At sometime or other ussd
this Golden Medical Discovery"
for the stomach, liver and heart
Over twenty four million bottles
Of this tonic and blood remedy
have been sold in this country.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28
Oh MY BACK!
The Expression Of Many . Kidney
Sufferer.

A stubborn backache is cause to
suspect kidney trouble. When tho
kidneys are inhamed and swollen,
STOPPING brings . sharp twinge in tn
small Of the back that almost takes
the breath away. Doan's Kidney Pills
revive sluggish hdneys-relieve ach.
ing backs. Here's convincing proof
Of merit:
Henry Schulz, butcher, Gold 4 Court
Sts., Buena Vista, Colo, says: II had
been troubled for some time with
rheumatic pains like sciatica. In damp
cold weather my back panied terrib-
ly. From my hips to the calves Of
my legs sharp, twitching pains would
shoot frequently. ! suffered for days
and weeks at q time. Doan's Kidney
Pills gave me great relief and hnve
always found them good when I havo
had such attacks."
Price 60c. 1t all dealers. Don't
simply ask for . kidney remedy-get
Doan's Kidney Pills-the same that
Mr.. Schulz had. Foster-M Milburn Co.,
Mfgrs., Buffalo, NY.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28
isats That ASford p,etsctIon.

Ths natives Of the Philippines and
eeuth Sea Islands wear large sun hats
- . prctection from the heat. Palm
leaves Of various Kinds furnish the
Material geasfally used. but the shapes
di6ee. ecme are woven nat and some
10 peak. Tho commones1form in
u Philippines u made Of palm leaves
eovered with c1he, = cane banvleau CIV
~ IN cir spacs above the head. The
esnanentAtt0n of these hats Il vefy
nonple - eo1ees are used With the e.
olDe1oa = broWn. which II occasionally
l1egsduce9 \ ~ uae of hemp. Asis
naeasina
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28
chlI6ren IN elaiarla.

Dr. G. C. Ba4 Of New Orleans. the
great authority On malaria, says tha1
n this disease the dose Of quinine
f6r children less than one year old b
ons-twentieth Of the adult dos, and
from ono 70 ffteen Il y sne-tenth q
the adult dose.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

F. E. Miller came In overland from
the eastern part Of the state this week
with his family. They are ct present
living in the Scheclcer house, and if
they can find place to live here, will
perhaps locate. Mr.. Miller has been
in the real estate business for many
years..
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

A large Marine band passed thru
Gunnison Sunday evening ON the
way from Grand Junction to Lead
vile.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

Among the girls coming over from
Salida Saturday morning to zee tn
ball game were Miss Irene Haxelhurs
Hearth Davidson, and Ruth Miller.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

A car came over Blue Mesa Tuesday
The party is on the way to Denver
and they report that the road Is in q
bad condition, it being almost iInpos-
sible to get over it. However, . few
days ought to melt tho rest Of the
mQW.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

Mrs. Bernice Lucero was operated
ON Monday for appendicitis IN the D
Z X. G. hospital In Salida. Last re
ports are that she il getting along
nicely.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

Jack Ellington came home Sunday
morning. much improved IN health
after three weeks in the Salida hos
pital.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28
LInes 10 Ds Rsmembered,

Advice is like snow. the softer II
fails, ths, longer II dwells upon and
the deeper II ytnks Into the mind
CoIeridge.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

Word has been received from We're
Loucks, who recently bought place
ON the Gunnison river near Austin
that the river tore thru his farm Re
Gently and destroyed much of 1t.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

Frank Hoheisel was visitor from
Spring creek Monday. He recently
returned from . winters sojourn il
California and is back at his old
haunts on Spring creek for the sum-
mer.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

Mrs. Daisy Young and Miss viole
Wise were in Gunnison from tn
Wise ranch Saturday and took in th'
dance that evening.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

8. p. Spencer was an outgoing
passenger ON Sunday evenings train
bound for Denver ON q business trip
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

T. A. Barbar, associate architect o
the Normal additions, made q busines
trip to Gunnison last Friday and Sat
urday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

DR.. n. Macintosh left Saturday on
an extended visit to several eastern
points.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

Miss Miriam Wilbur came over from
Salida Saturday morning to spend the
weekend with Miss Lois Nelson.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

A. Bashaw, o. F. Werner and John
Fry were among Ohio City folks IN
the city Saturday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

w. C. Howard Of Powderhorn ar
rived Sunday in Gunnison and remain
ed ON business until Tuesday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

Miss Marie Dollard returned TO he
home on Ohio Creek Sunday afte
several days spent with friends II
town.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

]. T. Logic, with Mrs. Logic and lit
tie daughters, returned from Denver
Friday morning.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

Mr.. and Mrs. Jess Trickle and Mrs
Arthur Pearson motored down from
Pitkin Tuesday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

Mr.. and Mrs. n. b. AcLain and
family were down from Ohio City
Saturday.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

E. c. Shovlain made . business
trip to Gunnison Saturday from Upper
Quartz creek.
Gunnison news-champion., 1920-05-28

Frank Garnet was . business visit
or in Gunnison from Crested Butte
Saturday.